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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-06-24T18:51:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-07-15T18:52:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-07-02T18:51:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 9th & 16th, 2018 |
Number of captions | 7475 |
Number of responses | 1210323 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | She’ll appreciate you’re wearing protection. | 2.0458 | 0.00759 | 10469 | 2930 | 4130 | 3409 |
1 | Our welder comes in on Wednesdays if you’re interested in complimentary alterations. | 2.0356 | 0.01010 | 4435 | 926 | 2425 | 1084 |
2 | It’s off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn’t need it anymore. | 2.0229 | 0.00781 | 11014 | 3573 | 3616 | 3825 |
3 | It does make you look slightly middle-aged. | 1.9883 | 0.00823 | 9651 | 3212 | 3340 | 3099 |
4 | Yes, of course you’ll have the only key, Mrs. Trump. | 1.9735 | 0.01023 | 6743 | 2470 | 1982 | 2291 |
5 | May I say, sir: quite riveting. | 1.9711 | 0.00764 | 10530 | 3391 | 4052 | 3087 |
6 | If you like it, I'd suggest going ahead before the steel tariffs hit. | 1.9658 | 0.00846 | 8945 | 3024 | 3203 | 2718 |
7 | Can I interest you in some Under Armour to go with that? | 1.9484 | 0.01060 | 5483 | 1838 | 2090 | 1555 |
8 | Perfect for a knight on the town. | 1.9296 | 0.00850 | 8782 | 3118 | 3164 | 2500 |
9 | LIMERICK: When buying a nice suit of steel...No matter how good it may feel...You do have to watch...If it's tight in the crotch...Cause it'll make you scream when you kneel. | 1.9256 | 0.00833 | 10054 | 3905 | 2992 | 3157 |
10 | Will you be billing this to the E.P.A. as well sir? | 1.9222 | 0.01060 | 6288 | 2485 | 1807 | 1996 |
11 | It says "old money, really old money." | 1.9151 | 0.00840 | 8448 | 2909 | 3347 | 2192 |
12 | Oh a 'suit of Armani?' Our mistake sir. | 1.9102 | 0.00927 | 7191 | 2572 | 2693 | 1926 |
13 | It also comes in stainless. | 1.9043 | 0.01061 | 5205 | 1798 | 2107 | 1300 |
14 | Congratulations on becoming the new White House Press Secretary, by the way. | 1.9007 | 0.00892 | 8267 | 3167 | 2754 | 2346 |
15 | May I inquire what the bride is wearing, sir? | 1.8819 | 0.00835 | 8674 | 3195 | 3308 | 2171 |
16 | Dressed to kill, eh? | 1.8757 | 0.00856 | 8342 | 3134 | 3111 | 2097 |
17 | All you need is a little altercation. | 1.8729 | 0.01145 | 4751 | 1819 | 1717 | 1215 |
18 | Of course, it's no iron | 1.8139 | 0.01153 | 4589 | 1905 | 1633 | 1051 |
19 | As a matter of fact, there is a silver lining. | 1.8102 | 0.01146 | 4336 | 1723 | 1713 | 900 |
20 | If I may ask, sir, Renaissance fair or confirmation hearing? | 1.8092 | 0.01064 | 5214 | 2132 | 1945 | 1137 |
21 | I agree, the belt would be too much. | 1.8033 | 0.01602 | 2181 | 867 | 876 | 438 |
22 | It's popular among Middle Age men. | 1.8013 | 0.01127 | 4334 | 1708 | 1779 | 847 |
23 | It works for a casual joust or that formal crusade. | 1.7851 | 0.00938 | 6288 | 2558 | 2523 | 1207 |
24 | A word of caution, Sir: always lift the visor before you fart. | 1.7831 | 0.01101 | 5638 | 2670 | 1521 | 1447 |
25 | And if the FBI comes, just stand quietly against the wall. They’ll never know, Mr. President. | 1.7603 | 0.01892 | 1740 | 800 | 557 | 383 |
26 | It comes with an assortment of refrigerator magnets too. | 1.7527 | 0.01000 | 6143 | 2834 | 1994 | 1315 |
27 | We also have it available in imported steel for 25% more. | 1.7384 | 0.01507 | 2615 | 1208 | 883 | 524 |
28 | Of course, it may slow you down a bit at airport security. | 1.7261 | 0.01044 | 4658 | 1996 | 1942 | 720 |
29 | I haven't sold one of these in ages. | 1.7231 | 0.01205 | 3659 | 1618 | 1436 | 605 |
30 | A bit snug in the codpiece, but we can hammer that out. | 1.7159 | 0.00979 | 5671 | 2574 | 2134 | 963 |
31 | Every fashion comes around again if you wait long enough. | 1.7103 | 0.01485 | 2389 | 1075 | 931 | 383 |
32 | ....and we'll throw in 2 years of WD-40 | 1.7060 | 0.00976 | 5506 | 2491 | 2143 | 872 |
33 | You're not the first woman to come here looking for something more appropriate for the workplace. | 1.6983 | 0.02060 | 1402 | 692 | 441 | 269 |
34 | Will this be the usual EPA billing, Secretary Pruitt | 1.6918 | 0.01790 | 1817 | 895 | 587 | 335 |
35 | You should have thought of that before you tried it on. | 1.6886 | 0.01132 | 4582 | 2280 | 1449 | 853 |
36 | Sir, the power suit never goes out of style. | 1.6857 | 0.01028 | 4884 | 2270 | 1879 | 735 |
37 | Are you sure that that 'knight in shining armor' wasn't just a metaphor she was using? | 1.6829 | 0.01068 | 4661 | 2211 | 1717 | 733 |
38 | Medieval and self-righteous. Perfect for border security. | 1.6733 | 0.02213 | 1212 | 622 | 364 | 226 |
39 | I don't think that's what she meant by "protection," sir. | 1.6718 | 0.01519 | 2346 | 1146 | 824 | 376 |
40 | I like it, but do you think it makes me look stiff? | 1.6694 | 0.01493 | 2338 | 1123 | 865 | 350 |
41 | Can I interest you in a coat of arms? | 1.6675 | 0.02691 | 761 | 378 | 258 | 125 |
42 | It normally would come with a sword, but it was recently stuck into a desk for another cartoon. | 1.6659 | 0.01183 | 4271 | 2228 | 1242 | 801 |
43 | Sorry, ma’am, only our men’s version has pockets. | 1.6631 | 0.02380 | 1036 | 537 | 311 | 188 |
44 | From the same era as your policies, Mr. Ryan. | 1.6599 | 0.01420 | 2996 | 1588 | 839 | 569 |
45 | Believe me, all Republicans will be wearing them soon. | 1.6582 | 0.01644 | 2045 | 1034 | 676 | 335 |
46 | It's thee! | 1.6579 | 0.01332 | 3338 | 1754 | 972 | 612 |
47 | Have you thought about moving to a safer neighborhood? | 1.6546 | 0.01231 | 3535 | 1768 | 1220 | 547 |
48 | For 25% more, you can get it in Canadian steel. | 1.6394 | 0.01781 | 1739 | 906 | 554 | 279 |
49 | If it's too heavy I can show you something in aluminum. | 1.6354 | 0.01096 | 4136 | 2056 | 1532 | 548 |
50 | Sure, let me get the blowtorch and I'll let the crotch out a little. | 1.6286 | 0.01126 | 4278 | 2249 | 1369 | 660 |
51 | It says, "I'm a disruptor, but I value tradition, too." | 1.6246 | 0.01824 | 1513 | 771 | 539 | 203 |
52 | It always feels a little stiff when you first put it on. | 1.6213 | 0.01501 | 2210 | 1127 | 793 | 290 |
53 | Sir, all you need now is a heart. | 1.6189 | 0.02269 | 1060 | 568 | 328 | 164 |
54 | It's the ideal suit for a knight out on the town. | 1.6187 | 0.02274 | 994 | 517 | 339 | 138 |
55 | Just think of it: you'll be among the first to be appropriately dressed for the dark age that we have entered! | 1.6157 | 0.01992 | 1405 | 765 | 415 | 225 |
56 | Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. | 1.6111 | 0.01658 | 1890 | 1001 | 623 | 266 |
57 | Best of luck on your first day as new Press Secretary. | 1.6057 | 0.01562 | 2148 | 1153 | 689 | 306 |
58 | Maybe something a little more Camelot and a little less Crusades? | 1.6042 | 0.02204 | 1008 | 525 | 357 | 126 |
59 | Of course, you'll still be vulnerable to crippling self-doubt. | 1.6039 | 0.01627 | 2123 | 1183 | 598 | 342 |
60 | Now you've got mail. | 1.6004 | 0.01581 | 2167 | 1193 | 647 | 327 |
61 | It's a hard look to pull off | 1.5963 | 0.02214 | 1033 | 554 | 342 | 137 |
62 | It's what all the press secretaries are wearing. | 1.5886 | 0.02497 | 807 | 437 | 265 | 105 |
63 | Its called Over Armor, and its the next big thing" | 1.5863 | 0.01316 | 3012 | 1666 | 926 | 420 |
64 | With what you save on dry cleaning, it pays for itself. | 1.5847 | 0.01927 | 1264 | 668 | 453 | 143 |
65 | Splendid. Would you like rustproofing? | 1.5829 | 0.02465 | 772 | 409 | 276 | 87 |
66 | Our on-site welder can have it ready in an hour. | 1.5793 | 0.01772 | 1443 | 758 | 534 | 151 |
67 | First crusade? | 1.5771 | 0.01764 | 1563 | 850 | 524 | 189 |
68 | It's no iron. | 1.5758 | 0.02731 | 653 | 356 | 218 | 79 |
69 | It's a riveting look. | 1.5737 | 0.02343 | 835 | 445 | 301 | 89 |
70 | Irony suits you, sir. | 1.5731 | 0.02182 | 1169 | 681 | 306 | 182 |
71 | It's very popular with Middle Aged men right now. | 1.5720 | 0.02635 | 694 | 379 | 233 | 82 |
72 | We also offer an exquisite selection of non-iron suits. | 1.5712 | 0.01464 | 2388 | 1342 | 728 | 318 |
73 | Oh, and don't lick the inside of it when it's cold. | 1.5711 | 0.01945 | 1427 | 822 | 395 | 210 |
74 | It's you, Mr. Secretary, but if it seems extravagant, I can bill it as "personal security" to your EPA account. | 1.5711 | 0.02566 | 851 | 499 | 218 | 134 |
75 | No sir, it doesn’t make you look middle aged. | 1.5702 | 0.01590 | 1994 | 1115 | 621 | 258 |
76 | Polished. Timeless. And right off The Rack. | 1.5693 | 0.02496 | 750 | 406 | 261 | 83 |
77 | Can we add you to our chain mail list? | 1.5688 | 0.01588 | 2027 | 1143 | 615 | 269 |
78 | I'll throw in a can of WD-40. | 1.5686 | 0.01475 | 2267 | 1259 | 727 | 281 |
79 | Well, it pretty much settles the "Flight or Fight," question, sir. | 1.5664 | 0.02177 | 1084 | 615 | 324 | 145 |
80 | Yes you do look like an idiot but that’s pretty much the only downside. | 1.5645 | 0.02478 | 891 | 522 | 235 | 134 |
81 | I have it in rust, too. | 1.5617 | 0.02128 | 1086 | 609 | 344 | 133 |
82 | So, finally decided to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? Very good sir. | 1.5611 | 0.02702 | 704 | 403 | 207 | 94 |
83 | Tailoring is free, but the rust-proofing is extra. | 1.5596 | 0.01509 | 1998 | 1088 | 702 | 208 |
84 | The welder is on his way to fix the fly. | 1.5575 | 0.02733 | 635 | 353 | 210 | 72 |
85 | It’s LA. You don’t really need a tie. | 1.5559 | 0.01970 | 1315 | 757 | 385 | 173 |
86 | It’s also guaranteed to protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.5506 | 0.01998 | 1266 | 732 | 371 | 163 |
87 | This season, imported Italian is out, domestic steel is in. | 1.5498 | 0.01818 | 1566 | 916 | 439 | 211 |
88 | If you pay cash, I'll cover the tariff... | 1.5461 | 0.02310 | 879 | 496 | 286 | 97 |
89 | And the best part is that it's wrinkle free. | 1.5456 | 0.02227 | 900 | 498 | 313 | 89 |
90 | I believe your drawbridge is down. | 1.5455 | 0.02124 | 1144 | 673 | 318 | 153 |
91 | Not functional? Surely you joust. | 1.5429 | 0.02792 | 676 | 403 | 179 | 94 |
92 | Thinking the customer was driving a hard bargain, Phil continued to sell to the empty suit until well after lunch. | 1.5409 | 0.02783 | 684 | 410 | 178 | 96 |
93 | It's the latest from our Ready To War collection. | 1.5406 | 0.02101 | 1121 | 653 | 330 | 138 |
94 | And if you want to look approachable, just flip up the visor! | 1.5389 | 0.02581 | 694 | 394 | 226 | 74 |
95 | This year is all about feudalism | 1.5388 | 0.02458 | 798 | 461 | 244 | 93 |
96 | Ready to meet with your constituents, Senator? | 1.5381 | 0.01850 | 1468 | 864 | 418 | 186 |
97 | Wear it straight into battle or shall I box it? | 1.5366 | 0.01918 | 1297 | 749 | 400 | 148 |
98 | Oh, absolutely! We provide free altercations. | 1.5352 | 0.01952 | 1334 | 793 | 368 | 173 |
99 | I’ll sell it to you, but I’m pretty sure she meant it figuratively. | 1.5307 | 0.02802 | 635 | 377 | 179 | 79 |
100 | Does Sir joust right or left? | 1.5300 | 0.01946 | 1317 | 783 | 370 | 164 |
101 | Your father hand picked this prom dress. | 1.5298 | 0.02116 | 1191 | 729 | 293 | 169 |
102 | May I say sir, this really accentuates your diminished sense of self. | 1.5288 | 0.02654 | 713 | 426 | 197 | 90 |
103 | It's vintage | 1.5257 | 0.02467 | 778 | 456 | 235 | 87 |
104 | A slimming fit. Makes you look 700 years younger. | 1.5238 | 0.01990 | 1199 | 706 | 358 | 135 |
105 | I’d buy it now before the tariffs kick in. | 1.5232 | 0.03001 | 518 | 303 | 159 | 56 |
106 | Is this a personal crusade or a biblical one? | 1.5172 | 0.02672 | 669 | 399 | 194 | 76 |
107 | Oh, could you possibly have meant Armani? | 1.5163 | 0.02570 | 734 | 441 | 207 | 86 |
108 | Don’t worry, that part is velcro. | 1.5154 | 0.02683 | 648 | 384 | 194 | 70 |
109 | About forty seconds, with practice. Longer for number two." | 1.5152 | 0.02986 | 592 | 369 | 141 | 82 |
110 | Family reunion? | 1.5135 | 0.02493 | 814 | 500 | 210 | 104 |
111 | You’re the 3rd Trump personal attorney we’ve fitted this week.” | 1.5132 | 0.02511 | 832 | 519 | 199 | 114 |
112 | You may have taken her dating profile a bit too literally. | 1.5103 | 0.02179 | 970 | 577 | 291 | 102 |
113 | And you can always dress it down with flip-flops. | 1.5100 | 0.02892 | 647 | 411 | 142 | 94 |
114 | It's meant to be untucked. | 1.5100 | 0.02403 | 804 | 480 | 238 | 86 |
115 | Do you joust to the right or to the left? | 1.5091 | 0.02220 | 994 | 607 | 268 | 119 |
116 | Perhaps you should just get divorced. | 1.5064 | 0.03063 | 545 | 340 | 134 | 71 |
117 | It comes with an extra gauntlet in case you throw one down. | 1.5057 | 0.02961 | 522 | 312 | 156 | 54 |
118 | Perfect! I believe you're ready for your meeting with Mr. Weinstein, Ma'am! | 1.5033 | 0.02359 | 922 | 579 | 222 | 121 |
119 | Dressed to kill, I'd say. | 1.5032 | 0.03781 | 314 | 187 | 96 | 31 |
120 | ... and nobody will know you’re naked. | 1.5029 | 0.02347 | 863 | 526 | 240 | 97 |
121 | Will this be your first time at a roundtable discussion? | 1.5011 | 0.02293 | 882 | 534 | 254 | 94 |
122 | The suit adds 100 pounds even without the mirror. | 1.5011 | 0.02283 | 884 | 534 | 257 | 93 |
123 | I’m sorry, but the sale ended June 17, 1218. | 1.4968 | 0.02690 | 634 | 385 | 183 | 66 |
124 | It is made of aluminum so it is much lighter.However, you are subject to a 25% tariff if you re- enter the U.S. | 1.4959 | 0.02374 | 847 | 523 | 228 | 96 |
125 | And, it's no iron | 1.4958 | 0.02452 | 827 | 519 | 206 | 102 |
126 | "Well it's your fairytale wedding too…" | 1.4955 | 0.02424 | 783 | 477 | 224 | 82 |
127 | You sacrifice a little comfort but it holds a crease like forever. | 1.4919 | 0.02355 | 799 | 483 | 239 | 77 |
128 | Will you be needing something for the horse? | 1.4918 | 0.02366 | 791 | 478 | 237 | 76 |
129 | Yes, sire. It does, alas, make your butt look big. | 1.4916 | 0.02788 | 592 | 363 | 167 | 62 |
130 | ...but now imagine it adorned with the blood of your enemies. | 1.4914 | 0.02766 | 580 | 351 | 173 | 56 |
131 | It's from our "Chivalry Is Not Dead" collection. | 1.4906 | 0.02421 | 744 | 448 | 227 | 69 |
132 | Of course it usually isn't worn with brown shoes. | 1.4901 | 0.02451 | 759 | 465 | 216 | 78 |
133 | Not only does it wear like iron, it's also permanent press. | 1.4869 | 0.02465 | 762 | 472 | 209 | 81 |
134 | It'll go perfectly with her chastity belt. | 1.4867 | 0.02545 | 752 | 475 | 188 | 89 |
135 | I agree. Definitely cut back on the eight glasses of water a day. | 1.4840 | 0.02483 | 721 | 442 | 209 | 70 |
136 | I SAID IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY. | 1.4838 | 0.02822 | 585 | 365 | 157 | 63 |
137 | Staying alive never goes out of fashion. | 1.4836 | 0.03014 | 488 | 299 | 142 | 47 |
138 | It takes 700 years off you. | 1.4828 | 0.02536 | 727 | 455 | 193 | 79 |
139 | Sir, some may say it makes you look standoffish, but I say it makes you look positively impenetrable. | 1.4826 | 0.02505 | 690 | 420 | 207 | 63 |
140 | It comes with a catheter. | 1.4826 | 0.02600 | 717 | 455 | 178 | 84 |
141 | We call it Over Armour. | 1.4825 | 0.02550 | 713 | 445 | 192 | 76 |
142 | Is that your happy voice or is it still a bit tight in the crotch? | 1.4824 | 0.02661 | 711 | 458 | 163 | 90 |
143 | We also have that one in 'relaxed fit'. | 1.4823 | 0.02778 | 537 | 322 | 171 | 44 |
144 | Yes, it’s iron and no iron. | 1.4819 | 0.02490 | 718 | 442 | 206 | 70 |
145 | It's just the thing for a knight on the town! | 1.4819 | 0.02567 | 718 | 452 | 186 | 80 |
146 | And it's on sale for one knight only. | 1.4788 | 0.02625 | 685 | 433 | 176 | 76 |
147 | Your sword is still stuck in the desk from last week's cartoon. | 1.4775 | 0.02727 | 645 | 411 | 160 | 74 |
148 | Plus, it's recyclable | 1.4771 | 0.02496 | 656 | 395 | 209 | 52 |
149 | Not many guys can pull this off. I mean, it's literally almost impossible to pull off. | 1.4745 | 0.02726 | 607 | 380 | 166 | 61 |
150 | I don't know about 'I'm in charge,' but it definitely screams 'Charge.' | 1.4727 | 0.03183 | 440 | 275 | 122 | 43 |
151 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.4720 | 0.02722 | 608 | 382 | 165 | 61 |
152 | Just dare them to call you an empty suit, now. | 1.4718 | 0.02592 | 621 | 380 | 189 | 52 |
153 | I suggest you buy now. The price should go up 50% once the tariffs are in place. | 1.4703 | 0.02665 | 623 | 390 | 173 | 60 |
154 | Alterations are over in Hardware. | 1.4691 | 0.02653 | 614 | 382 | 176 | 56 |
155 | It says, "I'm a capitalist with feudalist ambitions." | 1.4688 | 0.03188 | 448 | 284 | 118 | 46 |
156 | Yes, wash separately, sir. | 1.4684 | 0.02693 | 617 | 389 | 167 | 61 |
157 | The question you want her to ask herself is "Why is this knight different from every other knight?" | 1.4684 | 0.02712 | 617 | 391 | 163 | 63 |
158 | I think you can pull off shining, but we also carry brushed nickel. | 1.4677 | 0.02736 | 588 | 369 | 163 | 56 |
159 | This one gives you abs of steel. | 1.4663 | 0.03475 | 356 | 222 | 102 | 32 |
160 | It’s clanky, but not clunky. | 1.4658 | 0.03013 | 468 | 291 | 136 | 41 |
161 | I would still recommend using a condom ... | 1.4656 | 0.03324 | 451 | 297 | 98 | 56 |
162 | It's the perfect thing to wear for a knight out on the town. | 1.4652 | 0.02753 | 589 | 373 | 158 | 58 |
163 | And you never have to iron it. | 1.4648 | 0.02752 | 583 | 368 | 159 | 56 |
164 | A most fitting suit for your middle ages, Sir. | 1.4648 | 0.02676 | 583 | 361 | 173 | 49 |
165 | On the plus side, no one will ever ask you to talk about your feelings. | 1.4646 | 0.02798 | 594 | 382 | 148 | 64 |
166 | This is the last suit you'll ever need. | 1.4645 | 0.02712 | 592 | 372 | 165 | 55 |
167 | It fits you well. Would you like to see it with a horse underneath? | 1.4640 | 0.02779 | 569 | 359 | 156 | 54 |
168 | It’s what all the Republicans are wearing these days. | 1.4631 | 0.02741 | 583 | 368 | 160 | 55 |
169 | I can also recommend a good blacksmith if you need to have it tailored. | 1.4610 | 0.02680 | 564 | 348 | 172 | 44 |
170 | Yes, it is wrinkle free, but it does make a hell-of-a racket in the dryer. | 1.4609 | 0.02903 | 562 | 366 | 133 | 63 |
171 | And it'll never wrinkle--wears like iron. | 1.4603 | 0.02818 | 567 | 363 | 147 | 57 |
172 | I think the colander adds a nice touch. | 1.4589 | 0.02866 | 560 | 362 | 139 | 59 |
173 | You can jazz it up with some fridge magnets. | 1.4587 | 0.02871 | 521 | 329 | 145 | 47 |
174 | Beautiful fit, Sir. The key is to measure twice, weld once. | 1.4586 | 0.02789 | 556 | 352 | 153 | 51 |
175 | It makes you look six feet. No one can tell that the eye holes are in your breast plate | 1.4582 | 0.02982 | 550 | 364 | 120 | 66 |
176 | This is perfect if you freelance a lot. | 1.4582 | 0.02975 | 502 | 321 | 132 | 49 |
177 | And you’re sure the invitation said knight time attire? | 1.4577 | 0.02845 | 544 | 347 | 145 | 52 |
178 | And, it has a cell phone pocket. | 1.4572 | 0.02879 | 538 | 345 | 140 | 53 |
179 | Now, all you need is a heart. | 1.4556 | 0.02859 | 540 | 346 | 142 | 52 |
180 | And our blacksmith does alterations. | 1.4556 | 0.02847 | 540 | 345 | 144 | 51 |
181 | It's not the mirror, the breastplate really does add 10 lbs. | 1.4554 | 0.02806 | 538 | 340 | 151 | 47 |
182 | No sir, you still need to use a condom. | 1.4552 | 0.03016 | 525 | 346 | 119 | 60 |
183 | It won’t wrinkle, but it might dent. | 1.4536 | 0.02892 | 474 | 294 | 145 | 35 |
184 | It also comes with collision coverage and roadside assistance. | 1.4529 | 0.02992 | 510 | 332 | 125 | 53 |
185 | It says: “I really don’t care. Do you”? | 1.4521 | 0.02941 | 522 | 339 | 130 | 53 |
186 | We call this particular cut the 'Modern Republican' | 1.4519 | 0.03012 | 520 | 343 | 119 | 58 |
187 | Just don't think of things that make you feel itchy. | 1.4510 | 0.02984 | 490 | 315 | 129 | 46 |
188 | It offsets M’Lady’s chastity belt. | 1.4503 | 0.02978 | 513 | 335 | 125 | 53 |
189 | Why yes Sir, it's perfect for a knight out on the town. | 1.4484 | 0.02771 | 504 | 313 | 156 | 35 |
190 | It’s your time to shine. | 1.4484 | 0.02841 | 504 | 318 | 146 | 40 |
191 | Your fly is unlatched. | 1.4482 | 0.02877 | 502 | 319 | 141 | 42 |
192 | If you’re going through a middle age crisis, then this is the suit for you | 1.4474 | 0.03588 | 333 | 214 | 89 | 30 |
193 | I assure you this style is very popular among Middle-Aged men. | 1.4465 | 0.02943 | 486 | 311 | 133 | 42 |
194 | And on which side does the gentleman wear his lance? | 1.4465 | 0.03097 | 486 | 322 | 111 | 53 |
195 | Yes, sir, you're dressed to kill. | 1.4442 | 0.03046 | 466 | 302 | 121 | 43 |
196 | I’d say it’s riveting. | 1.4440 | 0.02930 | 482 | 308 | 134 | 40 |
197 | Best of all, it's fully recyclable. | 1.4438 | 0.03011 | 480 | 312 | 123 | 45 |
198 | It's looks great on men in their Middle Ages. | 1.4433 | 0.03071 | 467 | 305 | 117 | 45 |
199 | They don't call you a Renaissance man for nothing. | 1.4421 | 0.02984 | 466 | 299 | 128 | 39 |
200 | Enjoy your trip to Canada, Mr. President. | 1.4421 | 0.03105 | 466 | 307 | 112 | 47 |
201 | And may I suggest a horse"? | 1.4421 | 0.03015 | 466 | 301 | 124 | 41 |
202 | Now that's what I call a power suit. | 1.4418 | 0.03236 | 378 | 239 | 111 | 28 |
203 | Our welder can have it ready this afternoon. | 1.4418 | 0.03098 | 455 | 297 | 115 | 43 |
204 | You will find airport security inconvenient. | 1.4411 | 0.02964 | 467 | 299 | 130 | 38 |
205 | Yes, sir, I agree that a white linen pocket square might send mixed signals. | 1.4408 | 0.03325 | 397 | 260 | 99 | 38 |
206 | Now, what size sword are you? | 1.4391 | 0.03182 | 435 | 286 | 107 | 42 |
207 | But you understand, this still will not protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.4389 | 0.03096 | 442 | 287 | 116 | 39 |
208 | It’s very 1350s | 1.4386 | 0.03312 | 399 | 262 | 99 | 38 |
209 | Oh, absolutely - all the senators are wearing these to their town hall meetings these days. | 1.4386 | 0.03060 | 456 | 297 | 118 | 41 |
210 | If I may be so bold, sir, the wenches will go crazy. | 1.4375 | 0.03066 | 448 | 291 | 118 | 39 |
211 | The classics are always in style, sir. | 1.4372 | 0.02993 | 446 | 285 | 127 | 34 |
212 | Anticipating a hostile takeover, are we, sir? | 1.4367 | 0.03128 | 442 | 290 | 111 | 41 |
213 | It's from our midterm collection: bespoke retro-industrial with a soupçon of irony. | 1.4362 | 0.03167 | 447 | 297 | 105 | 45 |
214 | Alternatively, you could go with linen and a better lawyer. | 1.4362 | 0.03275 | 392 | 255 | 103 | 34 |
215 | So, when DO you start as White House Press Secretary? | 1.4360 | 0.03177 | 445 | 296 | 104 | 45 |
216 | So you're the new Press Secretary. | 1.4357 | 0.03219 | 443 | 297 | 99 | 47 |
217 | Take it, and I’ll throw in the horse. | 1.4350 | 0.03075 | 446 | 291 | 116 | 39 |
218 | Oh, and one last thing... Remember to avoid Mexican food. | 1.4338 | 0.03277 | 438 | 297 | 92 | 49 |
219 | It’s a bit dated, sir. | 1.4336 | 0.03053 | 399 | 251 | 123 | 25 |
220 | It does a really great job at hiding your problem areas. | 1.4333 | 0.03100 | 427 | 277 | 115 | 35 |
221 | I think it's riveting, sir. | 1.4329 | 0.03092 | 432 | 281 | 115 | 36 |
222 | Oh... you mean an Armani suit. | 1.4326 | 0.03137 | 430 | 282 | 110 | 38 |
223 | It makes you look a thousand years younger. | 1.4314 | 0.03124 | 408 | 263 | 114 | 31 |
224 | Medieval is the new black. | 1.4314 | 0.03348 | 408 | 275 | 90 | 43 |
225 | It comes with a matching oil can. | 1.4306 | 0.03283 | 425 | 287 | 93 | 45 |
226 | Fat? Surely you joust. | 1.4306 | 0.03215 | 425 | 283 | 101 | 41 |
227 | I know it feels heavy, but the mirror adds ten pounds. | 1.4306 | 0.03127 | 425 | 278 | 111 | 36 |
228 | It has an ironclad guarantee. | 1.4303 | 0.03193 | 416 | 274 | 105 | 37 |
229 | Yes sir, it is absolutely wrinkle free | 1.4303 | 0.03260 | 423 | 284 | 96 | 43 |
230 | I'm sorry, sir. That coupon expired during the Inquisition. | 1.4303 | 0.03190 | 423 | 280 | 104 | 39 |
231 | To offset the steel tariff I’ll give you a ten percent discount. | 1.4299 | 0.03201 | 421 | 279 | 103 | 39 |
232 | Its also available in rust. | 1.4293 | 0.03076 | 417 | 269 | 117 | 31 |
233 | So, you’re a schoolteacher. | 1.4282 | 0.03442 | 404 | 278 | 79 | 47 |
234 | A pair of magnetic cuff links and voila! | 1.4272 | 0.03632 | 316 | 208 | 81 | 27 |
235 | And I believe we have the matching codpiece in stock. | 1.4268 | 0.03242 | 410 | 273 | 99 | 38 |
236 | It's a real chic magnet, which reminds me, stay away from magnets. | 1.4268 | 0.03207 | 403 | 265 | 104 | 34 |
237 | It's a little stiff, but it wears like iron. | 1.4257 | 0.03142 | 404 | 263 | 110 | 31 |
238 | If you order now before the tariffs you save twenty-five percent. | 1.4249 | 0.03183 | 393 | 256 | 107 | 30 |
239 | It really makes you look tin. | 1.4242 | 0.03650 | 330 | 222 | 76 | 32 |
240 | Yes, I think that will be stunning, Madam Press Secretary! | 1.4239 | 0.03441 | 401 | 277 | 78 | 46 |
241 | You should have thought of that before you got dressed. | 1.4236 | 0.03247 | 399 | 265 | 99 | 35 |
242 | I wouldn't call it 'Retro' as much as I would 'Apocalypse Now'. | 1.4233 | 0.03537 | 378 | 261 | 74 | 43 |
243 | If you buy now, you avoid the steel tariffs. | 1.4227 | 0.03371 | 388 | 262 | 88 | 38 |
244 | Of course you may have a little trouble getting through airport security. | 1.4225 | 0.03421 | 329 | 213 | 93 | 23 |
245 | One of our excellent old-world welders can let that out for you. | 1.4224 | 0.03242 | 393 | 260 | 100 | 33 |
246 | Cotton would be more breathable but would offer less protection. | 1.4216 | 0.03182 | 389 | 254 | 106 | 29 |
247 | As you can see this prototype for a new school uniform is the best solution for keeping our children safe. | 1.4209 | 0.03530 | 373 | 257 | 75 | 41 |
248 | If you meant pajamas why did you ask for knight wear? | 1.4205 | 0.03332 | 371 | 246 | 94 | 31 |
249 | You look at least six hundred years younger. | 1.4199 | 0.03511 | 331 | 219 | 85 | 27 |
250 | Yes, heavy metal is definitely making a comeback. | 1.4188 | 0.03284 | 382 | 254 | 96 | 32 |
251 | ... and the alterations will be completed well in advance of your first day as Press Secretary. | 1.4188 | 0.03090 | 382 | 245 | 114 | 23 |
252 | No, Secretary Pruitt, it does not come in gold. | 1.4187 | 0.03635 | 375 | 265 | 63 | 47 |
253 | This one’s appropriate for a knight on the town. | 1.4184 | 0.03379 | 380 | 257 | 87 | 36 |
254 | You look absolutely magnetic! | 1.4180 | 0.03392 | 378 | 256 | 86 | 36 |
255 | You’ll find it particularly adept at deflecting the slings and arrow of outrageous fortune. | 1.4178 | 0.03386 | 359 | 239 | 90 | 30 |
256 | Between you and me, I'm really going to miss the swimsuit competition. | 1.4176 | 0.03527 | 376 | 261 | 73 | 42 |
257 | The old classics never go out of style. | 1.4173 | 0.03139 | 381 | 247 | 109 | 25 |
258 | You've got mail | 1.4167 | 0.03472 | 372 | 255 | 79 | 38 |
259 | I think it's perfect for submitting your report, Mr. Mueller. | 1.4167 | 0.03493 | 372 | 256 | 77 | 39 |
260 | That’s a perfect outfit for a knight out. | 1.4167 | 0.03323 | 372 | 248 | 93 | 31 |
261 | It’s guaranteed to survive lightning strikes even if you don’t. | 1.4162 | 0.03527 | 358 | 245 | 77 | 36 |
262 | This suit comes with two sets of Depends | 1.4155 | 0.03371 | 361 | 241 | 90 | 30 |
263 | No problem. Our welder is in Tuesday. | 1.4155 | 0.03231 | 361 | 235 | 102 | 24 |
264 | I've found your sword, Sir. It's in caption contest #619. | 1.4151 | 0.03306 | 371 | 247 | 94 | 30 |
265 | This model includes Bluetooth and the Find My Armor app. | 1.4151 | 0.03372 | 371 | 250 | 88 | 33 |
266 | For the price.....It's a steel.... | 1.4150 | 0.03490 | 347 | 234 | 82 | 31 |
267 | The tag says Easy Care but it makes a racket in the dryer. | 1.4143 | 0.03492 | 350 | 237 | 81 | 32 |
268 | You have to remember the mirror adds ten pounds. | 1.4137 | 0.03298 | 365 | 242 | 95 | 28 |
269 | So young lady, you say this is your first blind date since the #metoo movement began? | 1.4134 | 0.03458 | 358 | 243 | 82 | 33 |
270 | I would wear it untucked, sir. | 1.4132 | 0.03264 | 363 | 239 | 98 | 26 |
271 | You'll like the extra room when you pillage. | 1.4127 | 0.03414 | 361 | 244 | 85 | 32 |
272 | If this is out of your budget, we do have a sale on the emperor’s new clothes. | 1.4126 | 0.03498 | 349 | 237 | 80 | 32 |
273 | Yes, Madam First Lady, they are both strong choices, but this sends a subtler message | 1.4121 | 0.03512 | 347 | 236 | 79 | 32 |
274 | Gender fluid for sure. | 1.4118 | 0.03441 | 357 | 242 | 83 | 32 |
275 | Sure, we can spray paint your back with any uncaring message you like, Melania. | 1.4118 | 0.03575 | 357 | 248 | 71 | 38 |
276 | This should handle anything they throw at you | 1.4113 | 0.03431 | 355 | 240 | 84 | 31 |
277 | Ready to wash the cat sir | 1.4113 | 0.03500 | 355 | 243 | 78 | 34 |
278 | It's called a codpiece, President Trump. And yes, we can make yours larger than Henry the 8th's. | 1.4111 | 0.03659 | 343 | 239 | 67 | 37 |
279 | Perfect for a knight on the town, don’t you think? | 1.4111 | 0.03443 | 343 | 230 | 85 | 28 |
280 | No, it doesn't come with a back-up camera. | 1.4109 | 0.04783 | 202 | 141 | 39 | 22 |
281 | The fit is perfect, sir, but I still wonder if you’re taking her dating profile too literally. | 1.4108 | 0.03302 | 353 | 233 | 95 | 25 |
282 | And it comes with an iron-clad guarantee. | 1.4106 | 0.03456 | 358 | 244 | 81 | 33 |
283 | It's you. Whoever you are. | 1.4106 | 0.03364 | 358 | 240 | 89 | 29 |
284 | It's definitely your strong suit. | 1.4100 | 0.03618 | 339 | 234 | 71 | 34 |
285 | You said, "appropriate for a Middle-Aged man." | 1.4100 | 0.03420 | 339 | 226 | 87 | 26 |
286 | I'm sorry sir, but two goats and one fat laying hen is the sale price | 1.4096 | 0.03414 | 354 | 239 | 85 | 30 |
287 | It also comes with a year supply of WD-40. | 1.4094 | 0.03571 | 342 | 235 | 74 | 33 |
288 | It’s what we recommend for the 2020 Presidental Election, Madame. | 1.4092 | 0.03557 | 347 | 239 | 74 | 34 |
289 | On Casual Fridays you can open the visor. | 1.4086 | 0.03319 | 350 | 232 | 93 | 25 |
290 | It's aluminum. You know, for summer. | 1.4084 | 0.03409 | 333 | 221 | 88 | 24 |
291 | It's stainless steel so it goes with the refrigerator and dishwasher. | 1.4083 | 0.03451 | 338 | 227 | 84 | 27 |
292 | It's the last suit you'll ever need. | 1.4080 | 0.03406 | 348 | 234 | 86 | 28 |
293 | Surely you joust. | 1.4075 | 0.03539 | 346 | 238 | 75 | 33 |
294 | I guess this means I’m wearing the princess costume again, Sweetheart? | 1.4075 | 0.03539 | 346 | 238 | 75 | 33 |
295 | It also comes in green with 'I really don't care about the king, do u?' written on the back. | 1.4070 | 0.03601 | 344 | 239 | 70 | 35 |
296 | In my humble opinion,sir, you look a thousand years younger. | 1.4070 | 0.03408 | 344 | 231 | 86 | 27 |
297 | I hope you have TSA Pre-check. | 1.4064 | 0.03446 | 342 | 231 | 83 | 28 |
298 | Yes, you'll be more magnetic. | 1.4062 | 0.03585 | 320 | 217 | 76 | 27 |
299 | The welder is here if you need any minor alterations. | 1.4059 | 0.03332 | 340 | 225 | 92 | 23 |
300 | Will this be cash or CHAAAAARGE? | 1.4051 | 0.03725 | 316 | 219 | 66 | 31 |
301 | If you only had a heart. | 1.4049 | 0.03317 | 326 | 213 | 94 | 19 |
302 | It’s of course both stain-resistant and wrinkle-free | 1.4048 | 0.03385 | 336 | 224 | 88 | 24 |
303 | I'm sure you'll be the knight to remember. | 1.4043 | 0.03552 | 324 | 220 | 77 | 27 |
304 | You can easily wear that during the day, then just add a shield or sword for a more night time look. | 1.4043 | 0.03618 | 329 | 227 | 71 | 31 |
305 | Trust me, you're gonna slay 'em. | 1.4043 | 0.03514 | 329 | 223 | 79 | 27 |
306 | Its our new No Iron line. | 1.4042 | 0.03318 | 334 | 220 | 93 | 21 |
307 | It’s a French design with steel from Canada, made in Germany, for our London and US customers, and tariffs up the yin-yang. | 1.4042 | 0.03318 | 334 | 220 | 93 | 21 |
308 | It goes with your Under Armour, Sir. | 1.4041 | 0.03590 | 339 | 235 | 71 | 33 |
309 | Just monitor your liquids intake | 1.4038 | 0.03634 | 317 | 217 | 72 | 28 |
310 | Chick magnet, I daresay. | 1.4031 | 0.03610 | 320 | 219 | 73 | 28 |
311 | They will still know it's you Mr. President. | 1.4030 | 0.03620 | 335 | 233 | 69 | 33 |
312 | …And our automotive department will cover dents and dings, for the first year. | 1.4025 | 0.03428 | 318 | 211 | 86 | 21 |
313 | Oh, yes, Mr. Pruitt, I’d say it’s an excellent choice for flying coach. | 1.4024 | 0.03624 | 328 | 227 | 70 | 31 |
314 | And what's great is that you can wear it into your middle ages. | 1.4024 | 0.03404 | 333 | 223 | 86 | 24 |
315 | Of course it makes you LOOK brave, but how does it make you FEEL? | 1.4018 | 0.03470 | 331 | 224 | 81 | 26 |
316 | Another Hostile Takeover Sir? | 1.4018 | 0.03549 | 331 | 227 | 75 | 29 |
317 | And what are the groomsmen wearing? | 1.4018 | 0.03497 | 331 | 225 | 79 | 27 |
318 | Rust protection is extra. | 1.4018 | 0.03363 | 331 | 220 | 89 | 22 |
319 | It’s become increasingly popular in the #MeToo era | 1.4013 | 0.03449 | 319 | 213 | 84 | 22 |
320 | Unfortunately we can't accept returns if thou dost recoil before thine enemy. | 1.4012 | 0.03564 | 329 | 226 | 74 | 29 |
321 | I Really Don't Care, Do U? | 1.4012 | 0.03641 | 329 | 229 | 68 | 32 |
322 | It’s been our best seller for as long as I can remember | 1.4012 | 0.03369 | 334 | 223 | 88 | 23 |
323 | Yes sir, this does make your hands look big. | 1.4012 | 0.03651 | 334 | 234 | 66 | 34 |
324 | Of course, we suggest that you allow yourself extra time for air travel. | 1.4006 | 0.03659 | 317 | 219 | 69 | 29 |
325 | We just got it off the rack. | 1.4006 | 0.03618 | 322 | 222 | 71 | 29 |
326 | Our rental fees are reasonable, but there is a $100 surcharge if it comes back with any dents, punctures, bloodstains or scorch marks. | 1.4006 | 0.03579 | 327 | 225 | 73 | 29 |
327 | It says zero tolerance with a touch of the quixotic. | 1.3994 | 0.03528 | 323 | 220 | 77 | 26 |
328 | Yes,it comes with a USB port. | 1.3994 | 0.03662 | 323 | 225 | 67 | 31 |
329 | Wow, look at those buns of steel | 1.3988 | 0.03478 | 326 | 221 | 80 | 25 |
330 | The codpiece can be tailored to the size of your ego. | 1.3988 | 0.03543 | 321 | 219 | 76 | 26 |
331 | It's just what you wanted: steely, yet quixotic. | 1.3988 | 0.03488 | 321 | 217 | 80 | 24 |
332 | I'm afraid we have to charge for alterations. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 216 | 82 | 23 |
333 | All the king's men are wearing it. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 216 | 82 | 23 |
334 | Yes, it does come in a matte finish. But, trust me, Sir, no Lady can resist a man in shining armor. | 1.3987 | 0.03497 | 316 | 213 | 80 | 23 |
335 | You look riveting. | 1.3981 | 0.03359 | 319 | 211 | 89 | 19 |
336 | It's perfect for a knight on the town. | 1.3975 | 0.03507 | 322 | 219 | 78 | 25 |
337 | I think wingtips would be a little much. | 1.3975 | 0.03479 | 322 | 218 | 80 | 24 |
338 | Does the gentleman wear Under Armour under armor? | 1.3975 | 0.03616 | 322 | 223 | 70 | 29 |
339 | Well! Don't we look ready for a knight on the town! | 1.3972 | 0.03751 | 282 | 192 | 68 | 22 |
340 | It really says 'hostile takeover' to me. | 1.3968 | 0.03645 | 315 | 218 | 69 | 28 |
341 | It is a very traditional cut, but you can always freshen it up with a bold pocket square. | 1.3968 | 0.03532 | 315 | 214 | 77 | 24 |
342 | These new school uniforms are marvellous. And NRA approved!" | 1.3962 | 0.03744 | 313 | 220 | 62 | 31 |
343 | The tailor can add rust protection for an additional $89.00. | 1.3962 | 0.03716 | 313 | 219 | 64 | 30 |
344 | And you’ll feel what it’s like to be called “ Sir” again. | 1.3962 | 0.03518 | 313 | 212 | 78 | 23 |
345 | For alterations we have a welder on call. | 1.3962 | 0.03489 | 313 | 211 | 80 | 22 |
346 | Would you care to see something with a little less structure? | 1.3962 | 0.03400 | 313 | 208 | 86 | 19 |
347 | Sir, I'm afraid that's no longer politically correct. We now say, "There is a 'Chinese American' in your armor." | 1.3962 | 0.03771 | 313 | 221 | 60 | 32 |
348 | ...and it doesn't need ironing | 1.3961 | 0.03467 | 308 | 206 | 82 | 20 |
349 | ...and, if you buy today; free undercoating. | 1.3961 | 0.03617 | 308 | 211 | 72 | 25 |
350 | Did you want the rustproofing with that? | 1.3955 | 0.03562 | 311 | 212 | 75 | 24 |
351 | Of course, farting can be problematic. | 1.3955 | 0.03649 | 311 | 215 | 69 | 27 |
352 | I think it makes you look quite chivalrous! | 1.3952 | 0.03795 | 291 | 202 | 63 | 26 |
353 | Melania, why not go with just the belt? | 1.3949 | 0.03651 | 314 | 218 | 68 | 28 |
354 | The 80s are back. The 1380s, to be exact. | 1.3948 | 0.03458 | 309 | 207 | 82 | 20 |
355 | It doesn't get any more retro than this | 1.3948 | 0.03428 | 309 | 206 | 84 | 19 |
356 | It's the last suit that you'll ever need! | 1.3941 | 0.03839 | 269 | 184 | 64 | 21 |
357 | Nothing says 'I'm ready to litigate' like plate armor. | 1.3940 | 0.03605 | 302 | 206 | 73 | 23 |
358 | I understand you are going to be joining the presidents legal team. | 1.3940 | 0.03754 | 302 | 211 | 63 | 28 |
359 | Not only is the mask breathable, you become a Wi-Fi Hotspot | 1.3940 | 0.03512 | 302 | 203 | 79 | 20 |
360 | Is this vintage enough for you? | 1.3940 | 0.03480 | 302 | 202 | 81 | 19 |
361 | We also have mail order. | 1.3931 | 0.03803 | 290 | 202 | 62 | 26 |
362 | I think you've nailed it, Melania. | 1.3929 | 0.03757 | 308 | 217 | 61 | 30 |
363 | Pleated!? I thought you said plated. | 1.3927 | 0.03779 | 275 | 188 | 66 | 21 |
364 | The fit depends on which side you"carry your lance", so to speak. | 1.3925 | 0.03805 | 293 | 205 | 61 | 27 |
365 | Perfect for a knight out. | 1.3923 | 0.03471 | 311 | 210 | 80 | 21 |
366 | We call it “dressed to kill,” sir. | 1.3907 | 0.03540 | 302 | 205 | 76 | 21 |
367 | So...how do you like our new Over Armour line? | 1.3907 | 0.03809 | 302 | 214 | 58 | 30 |
368 | Does this make me look Middle-Aged? | 1.3906 | 0.03736 | 297 | 207 | 64 | 26 |
369 | Yes, Ma'am, it's the very latest in our "Me too" line of clothing. | 1.3900 | 0.03709 | 300 | 209 | 65 | 26 |
370 | You'll slay. | 1.3900 | 0.03617 | 300 | 206 | 71 | 23 |
371 | Excellent choice sir! Our welder will have the alterations ready by 4pm Friday. | 1.3897 | 0.03799 | 290 | 203 | 61 | 26 |
372 | This is from our new line for Middle Age men. | 1.3895 | 0.03440 | 285 | 188 | 83 | 14 |
373 | very bespoke sir | 1.3893 | 0.03633 | 298 | 205 | 70 | 23 |
374 | From our vintage collection. | 1.3893 | 0.03507 | 298 | 201 | 78 | 19 |
375 | Or you can soften the look by wearing the visor up. | 1.3887 | 0.03455 | 283 | 187 | 82 | 14 |
376 | Did you say you forgot your anniversary or her birthday? | 1.3887 | 0.03666 | 283 | 193 | 70 | 20 |
377 | Alterations are down the hall. Ask for "Smith." | 1.3885 | 0.03773 | 296 | 208 | 61 | 27 |
378 | Theres even an inside pocket for your cell phone | 1.3885 | 0.03681 | 296 | 205 | 67 | 24 |
379 | We also have this suit in black, grey, or rust | 1.3885 | 0.03587 | 296 | 202 | 73 | 21 |
380 | Seriously, this suit takes hundreds of years off you." | 1.3878 | 0.03635 | 294 | 202 | 70 | 22 |
381 | It’s Giorgio Armourani... | 1.3870 | 0.03715 | 292 | 203 | 65 | 24 |
382 | Actually, this IS the relaxed fit. | 1.3865 | 0.03423 | 282 | 186 | 83 | 13 |
383 | My dear. I remember the days when a chastity belt would have been more than sufficient. | 1.3865 | 0.03740 | 282 | 195 | 65 | 22 |
384 | This should definitely get you a seat at the round table. | 1.3865 | 0.03496 | 282 | 188 | 79 | 15 |
385 | The pocket square can also be used as a cookie sheet. | 1.3862 | 0.03732 | 290 | 202 | 64 | 24 |
386 | So, What's the occasion? | 1.3859 | 0.03661 | 298 | 207 | 67 | 24 |
387 | And it’s just the thing for a knight on the town. | 1.3857 | 0.03792 | 280 | 195 | 62 | 23 |
388 | Not you sir?! Why surely you joust. | 1.3854 | 0.03685 | 288 | 199 | 67 | 22 |
389 | You should see what the bridesmaids have to wear. | 1.3854 | 0.03551 | 288 | 195 | 75 | 18 |
390 | To hell with Under Armor. | 1.3846 | 0.03767 | 286 | 200 | 62 | 24 |
391 | Truly the ultimate in power suits, wouldn’t you agree sir? | 1.3846 | 0.03601 | 286 | 195 | 72 | 19 |
392 | They'll never know it's you, Joan. | 1.3846 | 0.03832 | 286 | 202 | 58 | 26 |
393 | The power suit is back. | 1.3846 | 0.03735 | 286 | 199 | 64 | 23 |
394 | This is the last one we have in stock. We mostly sold out four centuries ago. | 1.3843 | 0.03713 | 281 | 194 | 66 | 21 |
395 | I'll check the instruction manual. Number one or number two? | 1.3843 | 0.03781 | 281 | 196 | 62 | 23 |
396 | No, I don't think it's too matchy, matchy. | 1.3840 | 0.03999 | 263 | 186 | 53 | 24 |
397 | Oh, you said Armani!? | 1.3838 | 0.03785 | 284 | 199 | 61 | 24 |
398 | I would wait until after the spring harvest and feasts before making any alterations. | 1.3838 | 0.03617 | 284 | 194 | 71 | 19 |
399 | And of course, it comes with our iron-clad guarantee. | 1.3832 | 0.04099 | 214 | 145 | 56 | 13 |
400 | Nothing errant or quixotic about looking your best. | 1.3830 | 0.03703 | 282 | 195 | 66 | 21 |
401 | And, it effortlessly goes from work to a knight out on the town. | 1.3825 | 0.03871 | 285 | 203 | 55 | 27 |
402 | ....and there's a special pocket for your iPhone. | 1.3821 | 0.03822 | 280 | 197 | 59 | 24 |
403 | Cuffs? | 1.3816 | 0.03692 | 283 | 196 | 66 | 21 |
404 | I say we go with this one and call it a knight. | 1.3815 | 0.03705 | 270 | 185 | 67 | 18 |
405 | The lance, shield, horse and damsel in distress can be purchased separately. | 1.3813 | 0.03668 | 278 | 191 | 68 | 19 |
406 | It says gallant and chivalrous, but not afraid to go medieval when necessary. | 1.3813 | 0.03941 | 278 | 199 | 52 | 27 |
407 | You can recycle it, too. | 1.3813 | 0.03596 | 278 | 189 | 72 | 17 |
408 | Not only does it fit well but it is included in our Pre-tariff Sale as well. | 1.3813 | 0.03703 | 278 | 192 | 66 | 20 |
409 | I do think it sets the appropriate tone for a new press secretary. | 1.3813 | 0.03908 | 278 | 198 | 54 | 26 |
410 | It's a steel. | 1.3813 | 0.03668 | 278 | 191 | 68 | 19 |
411 | All the oligarchs are wearing them. | 1.3808 | 0.03640 | 281 | 193 | 69 | 19 |
412 | This option can effortlessly take your look from day-to-knight. | 1.3808 | 0.03743 | 281 | 196 | 63 | 22 |
413 | It's currently on sale, sir, for $1299, plus tax and the 25% steel tariff. | 1.3808 | 0.03877 | 281 | 200 | 55 | 26 |
414 | It's ideal for handling slings and arrows. | 1.3804 | 0.03825 | 276 | 194 | 59 | 23 |
415 | It’s what all the smart gentlemen in Washington are wearing these days. | 1.3804 | 0.03685 | 276 | 190 | 67 | 19 |
416 | Our most polished look this season, sir | 1.3804 | 0.03720 | 276 | 191 | 65 | 20 |
417 | It's the first suit designed exclusively for a Trump press secretary. | 1.3796 | 0.03981 | 274 | 197 | 50 | 27 |
418 | Too Much Irony | 1.3796 | 0.03738 | 274 | 190 | 64 | 20 |
419 | It's the top seller in our maille order catalogue. | 1.3796 | 0.03913 | 274 | 195 | 54 | 25 |
420 | Good luck with the divorce proceedings, sir. | 1.3791 | 0.03779 | 277 | 194 | 61 | 22 |
421 | This 23 piece suit is an excellent choice. | 1.3788 | 0.03759 | 264 | 182 | 64 | 18 |
422 | There's no pocket for my cell phone | 1.3787 | 0.03756 | 272 | 189 | 63 | 20 |
423 | I'm sorry, sir. I obviously misunderstood what you meant by 'Fashionably Quixotic'! | 1.3787 | 0.03756 | 272 | 189 | 63 | 20 |
424 | Sir, it screams "large penis." | 1.3787 | 0.04001 | 272 | 196 | 49 | 27 |
425 | I’m afraid it may clash. | 1.3782 | 0.03832 | 275 | 194 | 58 | 23 |
426 | It says "regal elegance" without saying "tyrant." | 1.3782 | 0.03798 | 275 | 193 | 60 | 22 |
427 | Keep in mind...the mirror adds ten pounds. | 1.3782 | 0.03867 | 275 | 195 | 56 | 24 |
428 | It’s a full metal jacket. | 1.3778 | 0.03738 | 270 | 187 | 64 | 19 |
429 | This suit is the best for your new role, Mr. Press Secretory | 1.3778 | 0.03918 | 270 | 192 | 54 | 24 |
430 | ...and when does your appointment to the Trump Cabinet begin? | 1.3778 | 0.03882 | 270 | 191 | 56 | 23 |
431 | For a more polished look. | 1.3778 | 0.03847 | 270 | 190 | 58 | 22 |
432 | Is this for a particular battle or everyday use? | 1.3778 | 0.03625 | 270 | 184 | 70 | 16 |
433 | You don't look too evil. I'd say more mid-evil. | 1.3774 | 0.03945 | 257 | 181 | 55 | 21 |
434 | The visor comes off easily and it's great for straining pasta. | 1.3773 | 0.03672 | 273 | 188 | 67 | 18 |
435 | Very slimming, sir, and it includes our iron-clad guarantee. | 1.3773 | 0.03523 | 273 | 184 | 75 | 14 |
436 | Yes, a smidge heavier than the tweed but much more durable. | 1.3773 | 0.03635 | 273 | 187 | 69 | 17 |
437 | Not bad for off-the-rack. | 1.3769 | 0.03718 | 268 | 185 | 65 | 18 |
438 | Do not machine wash. | 1.3756 | 0.04152 | 221 | 154 | 51 | 16 |
439 | Is it non-iron? | 1.3755 | 0.03818 | 269 | 189 | 59 | 21 |
440 | Oh yes, its timeless, every 600 years it comes back in style. | 1.3755 | 0.03781 | 269 | 188 | 61 | 20 |
441 | Yes, great for stick and stones. However useless for social media attacks. | 1.3755 | 0.03781 | 269 | 188 | 61 | 20 |
442 | This suit is perfect for your new job as White House press secretary. | 1.3755 | 0.03995 | 269 | 194 | 49 | 26 |
443 | So, who's the lucky damsel? | 1.3755 | 0.03707 | 269 | 186 | 65 | 18 |
444 | And you'll be an absolute hit at airport security. | 1.3745 | 0.03687 | 267 | 184 | 66 | 17 |
445 | It’s the original power suit. | 1.3741 | 0.03733 | 270 | 188 | 63 | 19 |
446 | On you sir, it's absolutely riveting. | 1.3736 | 0.03781 | 265 | 185 | 61 | 19 |
447 | They come in Aluminum for Summer too. | 1.3735 | 0.03823 | 257 | 179 | 60 | 18 |
448 | And on dress down Fridays, the helmut converts to a baseball cap. | 1.3731 | 0.03825 | 268 | 189 | 58 | 21 |
449 | It’s iron, but, conveniently, also non-iron. | 1.3730 | 0.03995 | 252 | 179 | 52 | 21 |
450 | If I may say so sir, it’s quite riveting. | 1.3726 | 0.03644 | 263 | 180 | 68 | 15 |
451 | Well, Sir, even with Spanx it’s going to pinch. | 1.3726 | 0.03800 | 263 | 184 | 60 | 19 |
452 | This look is very ‘business casualty.’ | 1.3721 | 0.03889 | 258 | 182 | 56 | 20 |
453 | Your fiancé will have the knight of her life. | 1.3721 | 0.03771 | 258 | 179 | 62 | 17 |
454 | Viagara use will void the warranty | 1.3720 | 0.03976 | 250 | 177 | 53 | 20 |
455 | That suit, Sir, is a steel. | 1.3716 | 0.03970 | 261 | 187 | 51 | 23 |
456 | 'These suits are having a renaissance.' | 1.3716 | 0.03741 | 261 | 181 | 63 | 17 |
457 | Summer weight titanium is perfect for August battle season. | 1.3715 | 0.04021 | 253 | 181 | 50 | 22 |
458 | Heads will turn sir. | 1.3715 | 0.03902 | 253 | 178 | 56 | 19 |
459 | It's an outstanding fit, sir, but metal detectors may be an issue... | 1.3715 | 0.03862 | 253 | 177 | 58 | 18 |
460 | ...and the suit comes with free altercations. | 1.3711 | 0.03948 | 256 | 182 | 53 | 21 |
461 | Yes, it's a little old-fashioned, but you'll get excellent cell phone reception. | 1.3711 | 0.03708 | 256 | 176 | 65 | 15 |
462 | Perhaps sir would like to try the relaxed fit? | 1.3711 | 0.03987 | 256 | 183 | 51 | 22 |
463 | It also comes in summer-weight aluminum. | 1.3711 | 0.03624 | 256 | 174 | 69 | 13 |
464 | I still can't believe I found one in the back in your size. | 1.3711 | 0.03830 | 256 | 179 | 59 | 18 |
465 | Next time do that before you put it on. | 1.3711 | 0.03987 | 256 | 183 | 51 | 22 |
466 | Our blacksmith is always available for alterations. | 1.3704 | 0.03883 | 243 | 169 | 58 | 16 |
467 | It’s waterproof if you want to go swimming. | 1.3701 | 0.04046 | 254 | 183 | 48 | 23 |
468 | I can assure you , Sir, she'll have a knight to remember. | 1.3701 | 0.03969 | 254 | 181 | 52 | 21 |
469 | It needs a few alterations. I'll call the welder. | 1.3701 | 0.03889 | 254 | 179 | 56 | 19 |
470 | You may be taking her "knight in shining armor " comment too literally | 1.3696 | 0.03778 | 257 | 179 | 61 | 17 |
471 | Airport Security may be a problem, | 1.3696 | 0.03613 | 257 | 175 | 69 | 13 |
472 | I think it really brings out your eyes. | 1.3695 | 0.03943 | 249 | 176 | 54 | 19 |
473 | It hides the problem areas. | 1.3695 | 0.03860 | 249 | 174 | 58 | 17 |
474 | We also have this in rust. | 1.3695 | 0.03943 | 249 | 176 | 54 | 19 |
475 | I’m not sure that we have a more prominent codpiece in stock, sir | 1.3695 | 0.03943 | 249 | 176 | 54 | 19 |
476 | Of course, it also comes with a full metal jacket. | 1.3695 | 0.03818 | 249 | 173 | 60 | 16 |
477 | Riveting! | 1.3690 | 0.03744 | 252 | 174 | 63 | 15 |
478 | Sir, you look riveting. | 1.3690 | 0.03869 | 252 | 177 | 57 | 18 |
479 | It suits you. But those brown shoes will have to go. | 1.3687 | 0.04296 | 217 | 155 | 44 | 18 |
480 | Pre-tariff shopping? | 1.3684 | 0.04127 | 247 | 179 | 45 | 23 |
481 | It's a bold choice for a wedding, ma'am. | 1.3684 | 0.03794 | 247 | 171 | 61 | 15 |
482 | You'll just have to hold it. | 1.3684 | 0.03662 | 247 | 168 | 67 | 12 |
483 | I don't know. It looks nice, but I still feel empty inside | 1.3684 | 0.04046 | 247 | 177 | 49 | 21 |
484 | If you're worried about it just don't drink anything that morning. | 1.3682 | 0.04184 | 239 | 173 | 44 | 22 |
485 | Right or left doesn't matter; it hurts either way | 1.3682 | 0.04100 | 239 | 171 | 48 | 20 |
486 | Yes, Mr Cohen. This will provide you more than enough protection from 'he who must not be named'. Most of the cabinet have one. | 1.3682 | 0.03969 | 239 | 168 | 54 | 17 |
487 | No, you're not surrounded by enemies. It's called a mirror. | 1.3676 | 0.03856 | 253 | 178 | 57 | 18 |
488 | May I advise you, sir, to stay inside during thunderstorms! | 1.3673 | 0.04109 | 245 | 177 | 46 | 22 |
489 | Expensive? 100% European Steel. | 1.3673 | 0.04068 | 245 | 176 | 48 | 21 |
490 | It's almost perfect, but let me call the welder. | 1.3671 | 0.04035 | 237 | 168 | 51 | 18 |
491 | ...and it’s 100% vegan. | 1.3665 | 0.03958 | 251 | 179 | 52 | 20 |
492 | Forgot her birthday, huh? May I suggest an accessory shield? | 1.3665 | 0.04077 | 251 | 182 | 46 | 23 |
493 | And if your face clears up before prom we'll get you a tux. | 1.3663 | 0.03964 | 243 | 172 | 53 | 18 |
494 | It also comes in faded, jaded, rusted, errant and shiny. | 1.3655 | 0.03978 | 249 | 178 | 51 | 20 |
495 | This suit comes with an ironclad guarantee. | 1.3655 | 0.03812 | 249 | 174 | 59 | 16 |
496 | This is the most "heavy metal" outfit we have, sir. | 1.3651 | 0.03853 | 241 | 168 | 58 | 15 |
497 | ...and it's green as well; you're looking at 2700 soda cans... | 1.3648 | 0.04125 | 233 | 167 | 47 | 19 |
498 | We were able to price it before the tariffs went into effect | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
499 | So, you are the new White House press secretary... | 1.3648 | 0.04278 | 244 | 181 | 37 | 26 |
500 | The best part is that it wears like iron. | 1.3648 | 0.03820 | 244 | 170 | 59 | 15 |
501 | So you're going to work at The White House. | 1.3648 | 0.03951 | 244 | 173 | 53 | 18 |
502 | So, do you joust on the left or the right? | 1.3648 | 0.03908 | 244 | 172 | 55 | 17 |
503 | Stunning...and, it comes with an ironclad guarantee! | 1.3648 | 0.03820 | 244 | 170 | 59 | 15 |
504 | And if you buy now, you avoid the 25 percent tariff. | 1.3644 | 0.03953 | 236 | 166 | 54 | 16 |
505 | You'll knock 'em dead in this one. | 1.3644 | 0.03998 | 236 | 167 | 52 | 17 |
506 | Okay,you're all ready to teach at any school in America. | 1.3644 | 0.03958 | 247 | 176 | 52 | 19 |
507 | Making you look like a fucking idiot is what we do best. | 1.3644 | 0.04239 | 247 | 183 | 38 | 26 |
508 | It's what the Republicans are wearing for the midterms. | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
509 | No worries - this is what all the GOP congressmen will be wearing home for the August recess. | 1.3640 | 0.04137 | 239 | 173 | 45 | 21 |
510 | Best of all, it comes with an iron-clad guarantee! | 1.3640 | 0.03873 | 239 | 167 | 57 | 15 |
511 | It is suitable for Cabinet meetings and dinner out in DC. | 1.3640 | 0.04007 | 239 | 170 | 51 | 18 |
512 | Chivalry was never dead, just out of season | 1.3640 | 0.03639 | 239 | 162 | 67 | 10 |
513 | We find this is trending among candidates in the mid term elections | 1.3640 | 0.03963 | 239 | 169 | 53 | 17 |
514 | Yes, you will be safe in coach, Mr Pruitt. | 1.3636 | 0.04141 | 242 | 176 | 44 | 22 |
515 | Ultimately, it’s how you accessorize. | 1.3636 | 0.03884 | 242 | 170 | 56 | 16 |
516 | It will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 242 | 174 | 48 | 20 |
517 | I know a decent blacksmith if you need any alterations made. | 1.3636 | 0.03840 | 242 | 169 | 58 | 15 |
518 | It looks riveting. | 1.3636 | 0.03750 | 242 | 167 | 62 | 13 |
519 | The shining has to come from within. | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 242 | 174 | 48 | 20 |
520 | What it lacks in drape it makes up in durability. | 1.3636 | 0.03750 | 242 | 167 | 62 | 13 |
521 | Ready to meet your in-laws? | 1.3636 | 0.03972 | 242 | 172 | 52 | 18 |
522 | No, I said I needed something for a NIGHT on the town. | 1.3633 | 0.03895 | 245 | 173 | 55 | 17 |
523 | Of course, you realize it's not waterproof. | 1.3633 | 0.03808 | 245 | 171 | 59 | 15 |
524 | It even comes with an extra gauntlet just for throwing down. | 1.3629 | 0.04029 | 237 | 169 | 50 | 18 |
525 | It’s our full metal jacket...,Sir.” | 1.3629 | 0.03984 | 237 | 168 | 52 | 17 |
526 | ...and it comes with a complimentary chastity belt for your wife. | 1.3629 | 0.03984 | 237 | 168 | 52 | 17 |
527 | Of course, it's dry clean only... | 1.3629 | 0.03939 | 237 | 167 | 54 | 16 |
528 | Of course, sir, it’s non iron.. | 1.3629 | 0.04073 | 237 | 170 | 48 | 19 |
529 | It was very popular with the ladies that had meetings with Harvey Weinstein. | 1.3629 | 0.04117 | 237 | 171 | 46 | 20 |
530 | Since society's moving backward so fast,this will soon be the height of fashion. | 1.3629 | 0.03847 | 237 | 165 | 58 | 14 |
531 | I can assure you that it's moth-proof. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
532 | The advantage is, it doesn't wrinkle. | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
533 | I'll call the blacksmith to let out the crotch. | 1.3625 | 0.03905 | 240 | 169 | 55 | 16 |
534 | It's our finest power suit, pure worsted steel, very flattering, and sure to galvanize attention. | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
535 | It's a real steel. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
536 | So what's it really like working in The White House? | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
537 | I'd get it before the tariffs. | 1.3625 | 0.03905 | 240 | 169 | 55 | 16 |
538 | It says, "I'm dashing.....but available." | 1.3621 | 0.03915 | 243 | 172 | 54 | 17 |
539 | Best of all, it comes with a magnetic bowtie. | 1.3621 | 0.04043 | 243 | 175 | 48 | 20 |
540 | How long is your mother-in-law staying? | 1.3617 | 0.03625 | 235 | 159 | 67 | 9 |
541 | I also have a leather tunic and skirt for casual Fridays. | 1.3613 | 0.03834 | 238 | 166 | 58 | 14 |
542 | The goal is to buy one, and then stay that size | 1.3613 | 0.04059 | 238 | 171 | 48 | 19 |
543 | Oh, you meant NIGHT clothes. | 1.3610 | 0.03979 | 241 | 172 | 51 | 18 |
544 | Why yes, it's dishwasher safe, but top rack only. | 1.3610 | 0.03936 | 241 | 171 | 53 | 17 |
545 | the mirror adds at least one hundred pounds | 1.3610 | 0.03892 | 241 | 170 | 55 | 16 |
546 | Just how hostile are your takeover plans? | 1.3610 | 0.04023 | 241 | 173 | 49 | 19 |
547 | I DON'T CARE, DO YOU?" added to the back will be extra. | 1.3605 | 0.04074 | 233 | 167 | 48 | 18 |
548 | And when you go to the museum, you’ll blend right in | 1.3605 | 0.03982 | 233 | 165 | 52 | 16 |
549 | Guaranteed for life. | 1.3605 | 0.04074 | 233 | 167 | 48 | 18 |
550 | All the republicans are wearing them. | 1.3605 | 0.03888 | 233 | 163 | 56 | 14 |
551 | We can have it tailored in a fortnight | 1.3605 | 0.03888 | 233 | 163 | 56 | 14 |
552 | Politicians are all wearing them for Town Hall meetings. | 1.3605 | 0.04028 | 233 | 166 | 50 | 17 |
553 | Yes sir, you're definitely dressed to kill! | 1.3602 | 0.03854 | 236 | 165 | 57 | 14 |
554 | It's you madam! | 1.3602 | 0.03947 | 236 | 167 | 53 | 16 |
555 | Welcome to the Whitehouse press corps. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
556 | It may be a bit stiff now, but it'll soften up with each battle. | 1.3602 | 0.03759 | 236 | 163 | 61 | 12 |
557 | It’s what everyone’s wearing at this year’s Roundtable. | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
558 | Perfect for elbowing Mr. Trump at the next G-8 summit, sir. | 1.3602 | 0.04297 | 236 | 175 | 37 | 24 |
559 | This outfit takes you effortlessly from day to knight. | 1.3598 | 0.04045 | 239 | 172 | 48 | 19 |
560 | I think you are ready to meet her father. | 1.3598 | 0.03821 | 239 | 167 | 58 | 14 |
561 | No, really. Damsels prefer this over pinstripes. | 1.3598 | 0.03821 | 239 | 167 | 58 | 14 |
562 | May I say, sir, the Knight is still young. | 1.3598 | 0.04131 | 239 | 174 | 44 | 21 |
563 | That should be perfect for your meeting with Harvey Weinstein, M'aam. | 1.3598 | 0.04088 | 239 | 173 | 46 | 20 |
564 | Yes, sir. It is very old school. | 1.3598 | 0.03867 | 239 | 168 | 56 | 15 |
565 | No dry cleaning bills. Just a little 3-in-1 oil and you're good to go. | 1.3593 | 0.03860 | 231 | 161 | 57 | 13 |
566 | It's the latest in executive wear, what with all the back stabbing now a days | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
567 | But switch to chainmail after Memorial Day. | 1.3593 | 0.03811 | 231 | 160 | 59 | 12 |
568 | Congratulations on your promotion to chief spokesperson for President Trump. | 1.3586 | 0.04197 | 237 | 174 | 41 | 22 |
569 | Plus we offer a full year of free alterations by our team of skilled welders. | 1.3584 | 0.03814 | 226 | 156 | 59 | 11 |
570 | Yes, but not compared to the cost of a 24/7 security detail. | 1.3584 | 0.04159 | 226 | 163 | 45 | 18 |
571 | You'll thank me after the meeting. | 1.3578 | 0.03895 | 232 | 163 | 55 | 14 |
572 | Your wife already paid for it. | 1.3578 | 0.03847 | 232 | 162 | 57 | 13 |
573 | No sir, it doesn't make you look heavy at all. | 1.3578 | 0.03943 | 232 | 164 | 53 | 15 |
574 | And the price includes a lifetime supply of WD-40. | 1.3578 | 0.04036 | 232 | 166 | 49 | 17 |
575 | I think you're having a middle age crisis. | 1.3578 | 0.03895 | 232 | 163 | 55 | 14 |
576 | It’s the Little Black Dress of the Hundred Years’ War. | 1.3574 | 0.03908 | 235 | 166 | 54 | 15 |
577 | No iron? Surely you joust, sir." | 1.3574 | 0.04134 | 235 | 171 | 44 | 20 |
578 | Truly, sir, I don’t think it makes your ass look bigger. | 1.3574 | 0.04090 | 235 | 170 | 46 | 19 |
579 | If I were you, I wouldn't wait. Once the new steel tariffs kick in there's no telling how much its going to set you back. | 1.3571 | 0.04325 | 224 | 165 | 38 | 21 |
580 | No, it doesn't breathe, but it also doesn't puncture. | 1.3565 | 0.03867 | 230 | 161 | 56 | 13 |
581 | Trust me, it's a best-seller with this administration's former appointees. | 1.3565 | 0.04105 | 230 | 166 | 46 | 18 |
582 | So, who's the lucky horse? | 1.3562 | 0.04332 | 233 | 174 | 35 | 24 |
583 | It's a chick magnet | 1.3562 | 0.03929 | 233 | 165 | 53 | 15 |
584 | May I suggest accessorizing with a white stallion? | 1.3562 | 0.03881 | 233 | 164 | 55 | 14 |
585 | It also comes in white satin. | 1.3562 | 0.04347 | 219 | 161 | 38 | 20 |
586 | It's a good fit, but perhaps a little dated | 1.3559 | 0.03854 | 222 | 154 | 57 | 11 |
587 | Yes, I understand they used to go commando. | 1.3550 | 0.03997 | 231 | 165 | 50 | 16 |
588 | ...and how long have you worked for Mr. Trump? | 1.3550 | 0.04090 | 231 | 167 | 46 | 18 |
589 | If clothes make the man, this screams chivalry. | 1.3550 | 0.04226 | 231 | 170 | 40 | 21 |
590 | Would it be redundant to say it suits you, sir? | 1.3540 | 0.04008 | 226 | 161 | 50 | 15 |
591 | I trust you'll agree, sir, there's nothing like an English suit. | 1.3540 | 0.03959 | 226 | 160 | 52 | 14 |
592 | Once a king always a king...but once a knight is enough | 1.3537 | 0.04340 | 229 | 171 | 35 | 23 |
593 | This style is having a real renaissance. | 1.3532 | 0.03841 | 218 | 151 | 57 | 10 |
594 | In the current climate, it pays to be seen in American steel | 1.3527 | 0.03720 | 224 | 154 | 61 | 9 |
595 | Remember: strong magnets can result in dismemberment. | 1.3527 | 0.04177 | 224 | 163 | 43 | 18 |
596 | Now you're ready to be the new White House Press Secretary. | 1.3527 | 0.04410 | 224 | 168 | 33 | 23 |
597 | We also carry this in a relaxed fit for the older knight. | 1.3527 | 0.03930 | 224 | 158 | 53 | 13 |
598 | It's from our vintage collection. | 1.3527 | 0.03720 | 224 | 154 | 61 | 9 |
599 | People will ask why this knight is different from all the other knights | 1.3524 | 0.04090 | 227 | 164 | 46 | 17 |
600 | It's our most timeless power suit. | 1.3524 | 0.03793 | 227 | 158 | 58 | 11 |
601 | The invite said it was a round table dinner. | 1.3524 | 0.03689 | 227 | 156 | 62 | 9 |
602 | Dress for the job you want, they say. | 1.3524 | 0.03944 | 227 | 161 | 52 | 14 |
603 | Shall I have my wench wrap it up for you? | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
604 | I like it, but I better check with my horse first. | 1.3521 | 0.04225 | 213 | 154 | 43 | 16 |
605 | But Sir, what did you expect from a mail-order suit? | 1.3514 | 0.04668 | 185 | 136 | 33 | 16 |
606 | Trust me, it's the perfect suit for a middle-aged man | 1.3514 | 0.03847 | 222 | 155 | 56 | 11 |
607 | No, really, Sarah—you look great. | 1.3511 | 0.04065 | 225 | 162 | 47 | 16 |
608 | Middle age suits you well! | 1.3511 | 0.04015 | 225 | 161 | 49 | 15 |
609 | If you should lose a limb we offer free alterations. | 1.3511 | 0.03915 | 225 | 159 | 53 | 13 |
610 | …and it’s no iron! Well, technically, it’s ALL iron. | 1.3511 | 0.03966 | 225 | 160 | 51 | 14 |
611 | ......and it's a babe magnet. | 1.3509 | 0.04075 | 228 | 165 | 46 | 17 |
612 | Perfect, Sir, for a knight on the town. | 1.3509 | 0.04122 | 228 | 166 | 44 | 18 |
613 | It comes with free oil changes. | 1.3500 | 0.04127 | 220 | 159 | 45 | 16 |
614 | The classic power suit never goes out of style. | 1.3500 | 0.03973 | 220 | 156 | 51 | 13 |
615 | The shining armor is more expensive | 1.3500 | 0.03867 | 220 | 154 | 55 | 11 |
616 | No, I don't think you look stiff at all. | 1.3500 | 0.04076 | 220 | 158 | 47 | 15 |
617 | Perhaps a tank top? | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
618 | Funny you should ask, but yes, it has been in inventory for quite some time now. | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
619 | Will this be for a crusade or just guarding around the castle? | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
620 | And I can throw in free undercoating | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
621 | A subtle elegance perfect for an evening with the in-laws. | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
622 | The mirrors help you to check for fridge magnets on your ass. | 1.3500 | 0.04127 | 220 | 159 | 45 | 16 |
623 | Yes I took into account that you dress to the left. | 1.3500 | 0.04177 | 220 | 160 | 43 | 17 |
624 | Perfect for a knight out on the town, sir. | 1.3500 | 0.04177 | 220 | 160 | 43 | 17 |
625 | Trust me. It's riveting. | 1.3500 | 0.04127 | 220 | 159 | 45 | 16 |
626 | Voila! The new image you wish to project, Madame Press Secretary. | 1.3500 | 0.04226 | 220 | 161 | 41 | 18 |
627 | It speaks power to truth. | 1.3500 | 0.04177 | 220 | 160 | 43 | 17 |
628 | For the best view, most people raise the visor, sir. | 1.3500 | 0.03758 | 220 | 152 | 59 | 9 |
629 | You'll want to have an inch and a half of socks showing. | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
630 | Won't you be the hit of the Witness Protection Prom. | 1.3500 | 0.04076 | 220 | 158 | 47 | 15 |
631 | This is more of a traditional look. | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
632 | Dry clean only...no iron. | 1.3500 | 0.04275 | 220 | 162 | 39 | 19 |
633 | We only use Italian steel because of the way it drapes. | 1.3498 | 0.03833 | 223 | 156 | 56 | 11 |
634 | Plus it's guaranteed for life... or 10 weeks, whichever comes first. | 1.3498 | 0.03988 | 223 | 159 | 50 | 14 |
635 | And what's the bride wearing? | 1.3498 | 0.03885 | 223 | 157 | 54 | 12 |
636 | Fashion is what you buy. Style is what you do with it. | 1.3498 | 0.03885 | 223 | 157 | 54 | 12 |
637 | The white horse is extra. | 1.3498 | 0.03885 | 223 | 157 | 54 | 12 |
638 | In this suit, you’ll absolutely slay them, sir! | 1.3498 | 0.04088 | 223 | 161 | 46 | 16 |
639 | Business casual for the White House | 1.3498 | 0.04281 | 223 | 165 | 38 | 20 |
640 | This particular retro look is very in with cabinet members and White House staff this year. | 1.3498 | 0.04185 | 223 | 163 | 42 | 18 |
641 | And nobody knows you are a dog. | 1.3497 | 0.05114 | 163 | 122 | 25 | 16 |
642 | It's versatile for casual, formal or war. | 1.3491 | 0.04017 | 212 | 150 | 50 | 12 |
643 | Everyone on Wall Street is buying one. It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.3491 | 0.04233 | 212 | 154 | 42 | 16 |
644 | It's true, the medieval cut is a slimmer fit. | 1.3491 | 0.04180 | 212 | 153 | 44 | 15 |
645 | And what might the bride be wearing? | 1.3491 | 0.03961 | 212 | 149 | 52 | 11 |
646 | This suit wears like iron. | 1.3491 | 0.03961 | 212 | 149 | 52 | 11 |
647 | This week we offer pre-tariff pricing for platinum cardholders | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
648 | This comes in tariff free aluminum and steel,also. | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
649 | If you'd prefer subtly, a matte finish is possible. | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
650 | Your third marriage is it? | 1.3491 | 0.04072 | 212 | 151 | 48 | 13 |
651 | The material is wrinkle resistant, and wears like iron. You will, however develop an urge to face north a lot. | 1.3491 | 0.04338 | 212 | 156 | 38 | 18 |
652 | Does the gentleman foresee any encounters with metal detectors during his quest? | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
653 | Yes sir, I agree. It’s the perfect suit for your new job as the President’s Press Secretary! | 1.3486 | 0.04350 | 218 | 162 | 36 | 20 |
654 | Why, yes. It's definitely retro. | 1.3484 | 0.03906 | 221 | 156 | 53 | 12 |
655 | And it will wear like iron. | 1.3484 | 0.03958 | 221 | 157 | 51 | 13 |
656 | What do you think? Should we see how it looks with the stallion? | 1.3484 | 0.03906 | 221 | 156 | 53 | 12 |
657 | Do you want to walk around a bit and see how it clangs? | 1.3484 | 0.03799 | 221 | 154 | 57 | 10 |
658 | No sir! A classic suit never goes out of style. | 1.3484 | 0.03958 | 221 | 157 | 51 | 13 |
659 | The classics never really go out of style, do they, Sir? | 1.3484 | 0.04010 | 221 | 158 | 49 | 14 |
660 | Same thing happens to me. The minute I put it on, nature calls. | 1.3484 | 0.04061 | 221 | 159 | 47 | 15 |
661 | I would stick with a flat front instead of pleats | 1.3484 | 0.03799 | 221 | 154 | 57 | 10 |
662 | It's our latest in Sports fashion, 'Over Armor.' | 1.3480 | 0.04035 | 227 | 164 | 47 | 16 |
663 | I trust you can still get to your wallet. | 1.3476 | 0.04040 | 210 | 149 | 49 | 12 |
664 | Would you like me to fetch you a squire or will you wear it out?" | 1.3470 | 0.03980 | 219 | 156 | 50 | 13 |
665 | You’ll knock them dead, sir. | 1.3468 | 0.03943 | 222 | 158 | 51 | 13 |
666 | The price has just been increased by 25%. | 1.3462 | 0.04286 | 208 | 152 | 40 | 16 |
667 | So, you're going to be taking over for Sarah Sanders? | 1.3460 | 0.04189 | 211 | 153 | 43 | 15 |
668 | I told you to go to the bathroom BEFORE you tried on the suit! | 1.3458 | 0.04148 | 214 | 155 | 44 | 15 |
669 | It's guaranteed to make sexual harassment impossible. | 1.3458 | 0.04303 | 214 | 158 | 38 | 18 |
670 | Does this suit make my codpiece look small? | 1.3458 | 0.04200 | 214 | 156 | 42 | 16 |
671 | Can I interest you in some white satin? | 1.3458 | 0.04148 | 214 | 155 | 44 | 15 |
672 | So, divorce going well? | 1.3458 | 0.04040 | 214 | 153 | 48 | 13 |
673 | Will you be paying in sacks of gold or credit? | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
674 | .....it depends what you mean by 'no iron' " | 1.3444 | 0.04409 | 180 | 129 | 40 | 11 |
675 | Is it for leisure, terror, or both sir? | 1.3443 | 0.04008 | 212 | 151 | 49 | 12 |
676 | Just be careful in the reign | 1.3443 | 0.04064 | 212 | 152 | 47 | 13 |
677 | It's a perfect suit sir for your new job in the West Wing. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
678 | I wouldn't advise that you wear it to the airport. | 1.3443 | 0.04008 | 212 | 151 | 49 | 12 |
679 | It fits you, yes, but frankly, you look quite silly. | 1.3442 | 0.04235 | 215 | 158 | 40 | 17 |
680 | Three words. Traditional Power Suit. | 1.3442 | 0.04025 | 215 | 154 | 48 | 13 |
681 | Sir, it does wonders for your posture. | 1.3433 | 0.04212 | 201 | 145 | 43 | 13 |
682 | Everyone should have a power suit. | 1.3431 | 0.03992 | 204 | 144 | 50 | 10 |
683 | It would be perfect for a hostile takeover. | 1.3431 | 0.03992 | 204 | 144 | 50 | 10 |
684 | I agree it's a wonderful choice! Menacing, but not antagonistic; bold, but not insubordinate... | 1.3430 | 0.04128 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 13 |
685 | You will slay them in that suit | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
686 | Would you like that charged to your taxpayers or a lobbyist? | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
687 | Oh...and it's SPF 3 million. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
688 | No, sir, it makes you look young, not middle ages. | 1.3429 | 0.04304 | 210 | 155 | 38 | 17 |
689 | It's a perfect fit, Secretary Pruitt." | 1.3429 | 0.04357 | 210 | 156 | 36 | 18 |
690 | Of course, we can add a zipper! | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
691 | Shall I add it, sir, to the EPA tab? | 1.3427 | 0.04156 | 213 | 155 | 43 | 15 |
692 | I knew the 42Fe would fit you perfectly. | 1.3427 | 0.04102 | 213 | 154 | 45 | 14 |
693 | The stand up desks are on the second floor. | 1.3416 | 0.04253 | 202 | 147 | 41 | 14 |
694 | It looks a bit tight in the cuirass, but otherwise perfect. | 1.3416 | 0.03953 | 202 | 142 | 51 | 9 |
695 | Style,safety,or price. Pick two. | 1.3415 | 0.04035 | 205 | 146 | 48 | 11 |
696 | Pleated or plated? | 1.3415 | 0.04035 | 205 | 146 | 48 | 11 |
697 | With bluetooth,of course,sir. | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
698 | I think you are looking very sharp today. (Thomas, age 7) | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
699 | Don't worry about that. Styles always come back again. | 1.3413 | 0.03878 | 208 | 146 | 53 | 9 |
700 | You look dressed to kill today, sir. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
701 | Look at it this way. It's the last suit you'll ever need. | 1.3413 | 0.03818 | 208 | 145 | 55 | 8 |
702 | It will feel stiff at first, but you’ll break it in. | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
703 | Oh yes, they are all the rage with White House aids-it provides excellent protection against being stabbed in the back. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
704 | Not only will no one recognize you, Kirstjen, that shine is a teflon finish! | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
705 | Ah, I see you're a renaissance man. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
706 | Only a barbarian would affect to wear a plumed helmet with this suit sir. | 1.3413 | 0.04222 | 208 | 152 | 41 | 15 |
707 | Look at it this way, you won’t have a problem getting a reservation at the Algonquin. | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
708 | And congratulations on your new job, Congressman. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
709 | I'm glad we got the order in before the tariffs went into effect. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
710 | And the best part is, it's fully recyclable | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
711 | Businesslike, but in a way that says, 'Yes, I defend the separation of immigrant children from their families.' | 1.3413 | 0.04489 | 208 | 157 | 31 | 20 |
712 | ....the three-piece comes with a horse. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
713 | Demagnetized will run a little extra, of course. | 1.3413 | 0.04222 | 208 | 152 | 41 | 15 |
714 | May I show you a gauntlet in burgundy? | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
715 | It gives you that chiseled look without having to join CrossFit. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
716 | Double breastplated is in this year. | 1.3413 | 0.04222 | 208 | 152 | 41 | 15 |
717 | It says bespoke, sir, but we strove to stay on this side of belligerent. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
718 | the effect is quite riveting. | 1.3413 | 0.03757 | 208 | 144 | 57 | 7 |
719 | I'll throw in a non-stick coating. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
720 | That's better. Now best of luck with your Senate hearing sir. | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
721 | It's very cavalier... | 1.3413 | 0.04222 | 208 | 152 | 41 | 15 |
722 | Should you require alterations, we have our own welder in house. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
723 | You said you wanted something more traditional. | 1.3413 | 0.03878 | 208 | 146 | 53 | 9 |
724 | It’s the latest in Whitehouse correspondents’ attire. | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
725 | It's overstock clearance from the Third Crusade. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
726 | Just a valet with an Allen wrench and you're good to go. | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
727 | The helmet fan is extra, but I think you'll agree it's worth it. | 1.3413 | 0.03818 | 208 | 145 | 55 | 8 |
728 | Now you don’t have to care! | 1.3411 | 0.04139 | 214 | 156 | 43 | 15 |
729 | Keep it lightly oiled and steer clear of magnets. | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
730 | You can never go wrong with a classic look. | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
731 | They say the right suit won't win you a joust, but the wrong one can lose it for you. | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
732 | It looks simply riveting! | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
733 | Are you sure that's what she said she was looking for? | 1.3398 | 0.04304 | 206 | 152 | 38 | 16 |
734 | May I suggest a good welder ? | 1.3398 | 0.04135 | 206 | 149 | 44 | 13 |
735 | Yes Mr Pruitt, these are the most secure pants we have... | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
736 | I'm sorry, Mr. President, we can not guarantee this suit will protect you from the Mueller Report. | 1.3398 | 0.04412 | 206 | 154 | 34 | 18 |
737 | It’s our new line of Over Armour! | 1.3398 | 0.04358 | 206 | 153 | 36 | 17 |
738 | And with your purchase we throw in 3 free cartons of Depends | 1.3398 | 0.03960 | 206 | 146 | 50 | 10 |
739 | It's the latest in knightwear. | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
740 | No, when it rains you should take an umbrella. | 1.3398 | 0.04412 | 206 | 154 | 34 | 18 |
741 | She'll definitely let down her hair when she sees you in this | 1.3384 | 0.04306 | 198 | 145 | 39 | 14 |
742 | And it's rated SPF 1500. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
743 | Will the groomsmen be matching, sir? | 1.3384 | 0.04185 | 198 | 143 | 43 | 12 |
744 | Well, I should alert you to a small problem going through security. | 1.3384 | 0.04246 | 198 | 144 | 41 | 13 |
745 | It is just perfect! When do you start at the White House, sir? | 1.3384 | 0.04124 | 198 | 142 | 45 | 11 |
746 | You’ll knock them dead, sir. If the flaming arrows don’t first, obviously. | 1.3384 | 0.04246 | 198 | 144 | 41 | 13 |
747 | You really polish up nicely. | 1.3384 | 0.04306 | 198 | 145 | 39 | 14 |
748 | And, of course, it’s hand-riveted. | 1.3384 | 0.04185 | 198 | 143 | 43 | 12 |
749 | Perfect fit for your first day as the new Press Secretary. | 1.3384 | 0.03867 | 198 | 138 | 53 | 7 |
750 | It's the ultimate power suit! | 1.3384 | 0.04124 | 198 | 142 | 45 | 11 |
751 | Melania? | 1.3384 | 0.04365 | 198 | 146 | 37 | 15 |
752 | Yes, it’s dry clean only. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
753 | We've been selling a lot of these since the election. | 1.3384 | 0.04124 | 198 | 142 | 45 | 11 |
754 | This one's a steel. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
755 | Our welder can have alerations ready by Wednesday. | 1.3384 | 0.04246 | 198 | 144 | 41 | 13 |
756 | Do you like how it makes your hands look so large? | 1.3384 | 0.04124 | 198 | 142 | 45 | 11 |
757 | I'm telling you, they just don't make 'em like this anymore. | 1.3384 | 0.03997 | 198 | 140 | 49 | 9 |
758 | This is the latest in our Press Secretary collection. | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
759 | Sure. We can engrave "I don't care. Do U?" on the back. | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
760 | You also get a pre-Trade war 25% discount for the metal. | 1.3382 | 0.04548 | 204 | 155 | 29 | 20 |
761 | Everyone's wearing the two rivet, single breasted breastplate this season. | 1.3382 | 0.04160 | 204 | 148 | 43 | 13 |
762 | We're closing in 5 minutes | 1.3382 | 0.04331 | 204 | 151 | 37 | 16 |
763 | I think it's a better look for you, Mr. Bannon. | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
764 | I’m afraid this is our only suit with the ironclad return policy you asked for, Sir. | 1.3382 | 0.04331 | 204 | 151 | 37 | 16 |
765 | It fits you very well and will be perfect for your first day of teaching. | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
766 | Perhaps the blazer and simply staying off your phone during dinner might give her the same effect. | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
767 | Well I must say, you look perfectly ridiculous | 1.3382 | 0.04499 | 207 | 157 | 30 | 20 |
768 | Since open carry came in, we sell a lot of them. | 1.3382 | 0.04061 | 207 | 149 | 46 | 12 |
769 | We’re also offering free engraving. | 1.3367 | 0.03955 | 196 | 138 | 50 | 8 |
770 | It's from Georgio Armori | 1.3366 | 0.04524 | 202 | 153 | 30 | 19 |
771 | It’s only my professional opinion, but I think you look riveting. | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
772 | Yes madam, this is “defensive” outerwear. The Zara coat was offensive. | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
773 | You look 10 years younger in that suit. | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
774 | You look a little stiff in it. | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
775 | You know, you’re pretty lucky today. We haven’t gotten a shipment of these in since 1547. | 1.3366 | 0.03942 | 202 | 143 | 50 | 9 |
776 | This will help with the sticks and stones, but you're going to have to learn how to deal with the tweets on your own. | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
777 | You're doing a great job a Press Secretary. Now get out there and give 'em hell! | 1.3366 | 0.04004 | 202 | 144 | 48 | 10 |
778 | Yes it is a great timely buy, the latest orders are 25% higher. | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
779 | We call it the "Trump Adviser. | 1.3366 | 0.04358 | 202 | 150 | 36 | 16 |
780 | I do apologise – I didn't catch your meaning when you said you wear your sword to the left. | 1.3366 | 0.04185 | 202 | 147 | 42 | 13 |
781 | Titanium will run you about 1/3 more. | 1.3366 | 0.03942 | 202 | 143 | 50 | 9 |
782 | A lot of our older customers like to remove a few of the rivets for a less tapered look. | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
783 | We're a month behind on alterations. Our riveter just quit. | 1.3366 | 0.04004 | 202 | 144 | 48 | 10 |
784 | Does this come in Stainless? | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
785 | It also comes in a non-iron version. | 1.3366 | 0.04143 | 205 | 149 | 43 | 13 |
786 | Now, if you'll tell me which side you dress to, Sir, I'll pass it along to our blacksmith in alterations. | 1.3366 | 0.04085 | 205 | 148 | 45 | 12 |
787 | Yes, we have one like this with a fly. | 1.3365 | 0.04158 | 208 | 152 | 42 | 14 |
788 | Now you will be ready for your next Presidential meeting,Mr.Trudeau. | 1.3350 | 0.04499 | 200 | 151 | 31 | 18 |
789 | Say 'Ni'. | 1.3350 | 0.04443 | 200 | 150 | 33 | 17 |
790 | It's our answer to Casual Friday: Armament Monday. | 1.3350 | 0.04210 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 13 |
791 | After wearing a bespoke suit of armor, there is no going back to off-the-rack. | 1.3350 | 0.04027 | 200 | 143 | 47 | 10 |
792 | I'm sure your husband will get excited when you get into bed wearing this, Mrs. Trump | 1.3350 | 0.04663 | 200 | 154 | 25 | 21 |
793 | We also have it in summer aluminum, sir. | 1.3350 | 0.03965 | 200 | 142 | 49 | 9 |
794 | You know, abstinence works too | 1.3350 | 0.04027 | 200 | 143 | 47 | 10 |
795 | No iron? Well...let's just say it's wrinkle resistant. | 1.3350 | 0.04027 | 200 | 143 | 47 | 10 |
796 | Are you sure you really want to run again, Hillary? | 1.3350 | 0.04499 | 200 | 151 | 31 | 18 |
797 | And with TSA Pre-check you can keep it on. | 1.3350 | 0.03901 | 200 | 141 | 51 | 8 |
798 | Ready for your press conference, Mr. President? | 1.3350 | 0.04210 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 13 |
799 | The beauty is that it wipes clean. | 1.3350 | 0.04386 | 200 | 149 | 35 | 16 |
800 | You'll love it, it wears like iron! | 1.3350 | 0.04226 | 203 | 149 | 40 | 14 |
801 | You want it in gold?! Surely you joust? | 1.3350 | 0.04283 | 203 | 150 | 38 | 15 |
802 | Not only can you deflect questions, but arrows and swords too. | 1.3350 | 0.04049 | 203 | 146 | 46 | 11 |
803 | Do you dress to the left or the right, sir? | 1.3350 | 0.04226 | 203 | 149 | 40 | 14 |
804 | It will never require ironing. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
805 | And we throw in a free pair of Under Armour. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
806 | It's the perfect suit for a knight out on the town | 1.3333 | 0.04414 | 198 | 148 | 34 | 16 |
807 | Heavy metal is quite popular these days. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
808 | It's part of our new Mid Life Crisis Collection. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
809 | Nobody's going to accuse you of sexual advances in that! | 1.3333 | 0.03825 | 195 | 136 | 53 | 6 |
810 | And best of all, it's non-iron. | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 195 | 145 | 35 | 15 |
811 | Perfect disguise, Mr. Miller. Now nobody will recgonize you when you go out to eat. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
812 | Never let them see you sweat. | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 195 | 145 | 35 | 15 |
813 | Fit you with a bigger codpiece?! Are you jousting? | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
814 | I'd grab it before the steel and aluminum tariffs kick in. | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
815 | For summer, may I interest you in something titanium? | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
816 | It's from our Warrior In The Boardroom collection. | 1.3333 | 0.04027 | 195 | 139 | 47 | 9 |
817 | A power suit if ever I saw one. | 1.3333 | 0.03960 | 195 | 138 | 49 | 8 |
818 | It'll be a little stiff for a while | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
819 | Most hold it in, but it's guaranteed not to rust. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
820 | Now you're ready to meet the in-laws | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
821 | For a slight upcharge I can put you in something that is rust-proof | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
822 | If you need it tailored, I can get the blowtorch. | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
823 | I hear you're applying to be President Trump's new press secretary. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
824 | Good question. I suppose we could ask an astronaut. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
825 | I must say, that suit makes you look 500 years older! | 1.3333 | 0.04462 | 195 | 146 | 33 | 16 |
826 | It now also comes in rose gold and antique bronze. | 1.3333 | 0.03987 | 198 | 141 | 48 | 9 |
827 | May I suggest that a power tie would be redundant. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
828 | It makes you look centuries younger. | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
829 | With the coming steel tariffs, there's no better time to buy. | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 201 | 143 | 49 | 9 |
830 | It comes with a chastity belt for your wife. | 1.3333 | 0.04177 | 189 | 136 | 43 | 10 |
831 | Does it make me look ferrous? | 1.3333 | 0.04439 | 189 | 140 | 35 | 14 |
832 | You’re absolutely dressed to kill | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
833 | It's the latest apparel for the middle age male. | 1.3333 | 0.04501 | 189 | 141 | 33 | 15 |
834 | It says "retro," but also "alpha dog." | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
835 | That's not a chink, it's a pleat . | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 195 | 140 | 45 | 10 |
836 | Structured suits are making a comeback. | 1.3333 | 0.04027 | 195 | 139 | 47 | 9 |
837 | Most handsome, sir. But I don’t really care, do u? | 1.3316 | 0.04324 | 196 | 145 | 37 | 14 |
838 | It's perfect for the modern Renaissance man. | 1.3316 | 0.04138 | 196 | 142 | 43 | 11 |
839 | It's a very popular look in Washington these days.. | 1.3316 | 0.04201 | 196 | 143 | 41 | 12 |
840 | Well, what will she be wearing? | 1.3316 | 0.03877 | 196 | 138 | 51 | 7 |
841 | So how long have you been a journalist? | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
842 | Don't worry; these mirrors always add 10 pounds. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
843 | If you want alterations, the welder will be in on Wednesday. | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
844 | The excalibur model comes with bluetooth. | 1.3316 | 0.03983 | 193 | 137 | 48 | 8 |
845 | Appropriate for special occasions like the forgotten birthday or anniversary." | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
846 | If sir desires a skosh more room in the seat, we have a smith on site. | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
847 | Do you prefer your sword to the right or left? | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
848 | Yes, it has been fitted with what you so elegantly refer to as a poop-chute. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
849 | Shall I charge this to your platinum card? | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
850 | It also comes in pinstripe | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
851 | Will you be having round tables at your wedding? | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
852 | Cuffs are back | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
853 | Suitable for a hostile takeover or renaissance fair. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
854 | We recommend it for hostile takeovers. | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
855 | We also have it in Rose Gold. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
856 | It comes in silver, black and white privilege. | 1.3299 | 0.04365 | 197 | 147 | 35 | 15 |
857 | So, what is your fiancée wearing at the wedding? | 1.3299 | 0.04033 | 194 | 139 | 46 | 9 |
858 | Now THAT'S a power suit. | 1.3299 | 0.03829 | 194 | 136 | 52 | 6 |
859 | Wonderful choice. This has White House Press Secretary written all over it. | 1.3299 | 0.04227 | 194 | 142 | 40 | 12 |
860 | You look like a million shillings. | 1.3299 | 0.04412 | 194 | 145 | 34 | 15 |
861 | Yes the shoulders are a bit '80s - but the 1380s are back! | 1.3299 | 0.04033 | 194 | 139 | 46 | 9 |
862 | Yes, Don Jr., you can eat anywhere in DC in this suit. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
863 | It comes with a matching can opener, in case you overindulge. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
864 | Just the very thing, Sir, for those pesky Congressional Hearings. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
865 | It's also an excellent sunblock." | 1.3298 | 0.04005 | 191 | 136 | 47 | 8 |
866 | For reasons of national security, it's now made with American steel. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
867 | Words, schmerds. It's sticks and stones you need to worry about. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
868 | When you wear this, they have to call you "Sir". | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
869 | Now , all we have to do is paint , " I REALLY DON'T CARE , DO U ? " , on your back | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
870 | To answer your question, sir, yes, permanent press is the only option. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
871 | Dost my butt looketh big? | 1.3297 | 0.04433 | 185 | 137 | 35 | 13 |
872 | Pockets? Oh, you want the men's version. | 1.3297 | 0.04415 | 182 | 134 | 36 | 12 |
873 | You should have thought about a suit for your interview with the special counsel before you imposed all those tariffs, Sir. | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
874 | Queer Eye for the Squire Guy | 1.3281 | 0.04502 | 192 | 145 | 31 | 16 |
875 | It's the latest from Georgio Armourani. | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
876 | It's a Giorgio Armorni. | 1.3281 | 0.04379 | 192 | 143 | 35 | 14 |
877 | Resistance is feudal! | 1.3281 | 0.04317 | 192 | 142 | 37 | 13 |
878 | You’re all set for your Senate confirmation hearing. | 1.3281 | 0.03988 | 192 | 137 | 47 | 8 |
879 | We also have it in a summer weight, if you'd prefer. | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
880 | Yes Mr. Trump, all the Kings had their own suits of Armor. | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
881 | Don’t worry. The mirror adds 10 pounds. | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
882 | ...And those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, forget 'em! | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
883 | It’s classic. Chain mail is just a fad. | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
884 | I think an ascot would be overkill. | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
885 | The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune don't stand a chance. | 1.3280 | 0.04166 | 189 | 137 | 42 | 10 |
886 | Just rinse in cold water, line dry, and no need to iron. | 1.3280 | 0.04098 | 189 | 136 | 44 | 9 |
887 | If you can play harmonica, it sounds really good from inside. | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
888 | Our menswear is known for its durable, classic style. | 1.3280 | 0.04542 | 186 | 140 | 31 | 15 |
889 | And you should always keep the 5th rivet undone. | 1.3279 | 0.04185 | 183 | 132 | 42 | 9 |
890 | Don't worry, the mirror adds ten pounds. | 1.3264 | 0.04038 | 193 | 139 | 45 | 9 |
891 | Welcome to Lord Taylor’s. | 1.3264 | 0.03971 | 193 | 138 | 47 | 8 |
892 | Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan? | 1.3264 | 0.04360 | 193 | 144 | 35 | 14 |
893 | So,it's just a first date? | 1.3264 | 0.04234 | 193 | 142 | 39 | 12 |
894 | Of course it is rust-proofed on the inside. Why do you ask? | 1.3263 | 0.04011 | 190 | 136 | 46 | 8 |
895 | It's a lot safer than gmail! | 1.3263 | 0.04408 | 190 | 142 | 34 | 14 |
896 | This is from our fall collection for White House aides. If I may say so, it definitely suits you. | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
897 | You could say it's vintage. | 1.3263 | 0.03941 | 190 | 135 | 48 | 7 |
898 | You can never go wrong with a classic cut. | 1.3263 | 0.03941 | 190 | 135 | 48 | 7 |
899 | Funny how fashion goes in cycles. | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
900 | An excellent choice for your first State Visit to the U.K., sir. | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
901 | Alterations are done in-house. We have our own welder. | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
902 | No, no, it doesn't mak you look heavy at all! | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
903 | Yes Mr Pruitt this will protect you 24/7 and it's all imported steel too. | 1.3263 | 0.04408 | 190 | 142 | 34 | 14 |
904 | I’m telling you, styles return; in a year everyone will be wearing it! | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
905 | It's guaranteed to deflect all slings and arrows! | 1.3262 | 0.04392 | 187 | 139 | 35 | 13 |
906 | It's a good look for Middle Age men. | 1.3262 | 0.04457 | 187 | 140 | 33 | 14 |
907 | It's a good suit for an introvert. | 1.3262 | 0.04521 | 187 | 141 | 31 | 15 |
908 | It’s a great power suit. | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
909 | It’s Italian steel. No longer easy to get in this country. | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
910 | Not the most breathable, but it wears like iron. | 1.3262 | 0.03980 | 187 | 133 | 47 | 7 |
911 | Right or left? | 1.3262 | 0.04584 | 187 | 142 | 29 | 16 |
912 | We ironed it for you. | 1.3261 | 0.04442 | 184 | 137 | 34 | 13 |
913 | Chivalry never really was dead, it just wasn't stylish. | 1.3261 | 0.03946 | 184 | 130 | 48 | 6 |
914 | Best part of all, it doesn’t shrink. | 1.3261 | 0.04374 | 184 | 136 | 36 | 12 |
915 | It really highlights your eyes. | 1.3261 | 0.04237 | 184 | 134 | 40 | 10 |
916 | It looked different on the hanger. | 1.3261 | 0.04508 | 184 | 138 | 32 | 14 |
917 | Remember, before it was toxic, masculinity was chivalrous. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
918 | It's guaranteed not to wrinkle | 1.3261 | 0.04237 | 184 | 134 | 40 | 10 |
919 | Honestly, that's going to be tough to pull off. | 1.3254 | 0.04325 | 169 | 122 | 39 | 8 |
920 | Exactly right, sir - the real classics never go out of style. | 1.3246 | 0.03993 | 191 | 137 | 46 | 8 |
921 | "What do you mean it's a bit stiff and dated? | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
922 | no,no you don't look stiff at all | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
923 | No one else will show up to the battle in that exact outfit, I promise. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
924 | Yes, and you don't have to iron it! | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
925 | Just to warn you, the crotch sometimes oxidizes. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
926 | It's guaranteed no-iron. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
927 | Very flattering, sir. I have just the lance to accent this ensemble. | 1.3243 | 0.04003 | 185 | 132 | 46 | 7 |
928 | Just the thing for a person in your position, Mr. Pence. | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
929 | It’s great for a knight out on the town | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
930 | Yes, Mr. President this is the perfect suit for the next G-7 meeting. | 1.3243 | 0.04552 | 185 | 140 | 30 | 15 |
931 | ...and depending on the accessories, it can go from tournament to round table in a flash." | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
932 | Straight leg or with cuffs? | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
933 | Yes sir, it's the ultimate Power Suit this year. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
934 | Yes, I'm sure Obama didn't wear this when he visited the border. | 1.3243 | 0.04680 | 185 | 142 | 26 | 17 |
935 | You don't find a style, a style finds you | 1.3243 | 0.04552 | 185 | 140 | 30 | 15 |
936 | Ohhh, evening wear....thought you said night | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
937 | Let's see them call you a sissy boy now. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
938 | And you can send it in every year for free lubrication. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
939 | Of course the mirror adds a hundred pounds. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
940 | This model supports multiple visor positions, hot-swappable gauntlets, and left or right handed sword storage. Also, if I may be so bold, it makes your ass look great. | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
941 | And it comes with a free can of WD 40 | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
942 | The downside is that alterations are very expensive. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
943 | It’s 100% wrinkle free. | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
944 | Would like to try something in our no-iron collection? | 1.3243 | 0.04616 | 185 | 141 | 28 | 16 |
945 | Take out a plate here and there, fit in some chainmail and it becomes a great tropical blend. | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
946 | It’s what all freshmen Congress people are wearing this year. | 1.3242 | 0.04263 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
947 | And now you're ready to teach at Jr. High.... | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
948 | The collection is called Fragile Masculinity | 1.3240 | 0.04524 | 179 | 134 | 32 | 13 |
949 | For fifty dollars more we can add a zipper. | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
950 | Cuff links are extra. | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
951 | Maybe she asked for amour rather than armor... | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
952 | May I say you look taller and more handsome | 1.3240 | 0.04793 | 179 | 138 | 24 | 17 |
953 | I know a good welder if you want to let out the sleeves. | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
954 | This isnt what I had in mind when I said vintage. | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
955 | 'Oh yes, the ultimate power suit for these retrograde times. Chic, yet barbaric." | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
956 | Planning a knight out? | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
957 | We also have this in white satin for Moody Blues fans. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
958 | They say steel is coming back. | 1.3226 | 0.04267 | 186 | 137 | 38 | 11 |
959 | If the fit is a bit loose, we do offer same day welding | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
960 | It's you, Mister Vice-President. | 1.3226 | 0.04267 | 186 | 137 | 38 | 11 |
961 | As with all our Press Secretary ensembles, the trousers are flame retardant. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
962 | That's why I suggested the linen, sir. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
963 | It stands out in the mail-dominated workplace. | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
964 | You ever think she meant that figuratively? | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
965 | And it comes with a fifty year ironclad guarantee. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
966 | It's joust for you. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
967 | ...and de rigueur for all of President's Trumps friends. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
968 | It's very retro and perfect for hostile corporate takeovers! | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
969 | I can assure Sir that silver is the new black | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
970 | And remember, it’s even more slimming when you’re actually on the horse. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
971 | What's the bride wearing? | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
972 | My assistant is getting the can opener. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
973 | ...and to avoid rust we recommend dry clean only. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
974 | Well you asked for a "power suit." | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
975 | If you buy two I will throw in the lance for free. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
976 | There. You’re ready to get back into dating. | 1.3224 | 0.03874 | 183 | 129 | 49 | 5 |
977 | The clanking will go away after a while. | 1.3224 | 0.03950 | 183 | 130 | 47 | 6 |
978 | It's the latest thing for men in their middles ages. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
979 | And, ironically enough, you'll never need an iron. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
980 | Does the inseam have enough 'rattle' for you? | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
981 | And the best part is, it never wrinkles. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
982 | I can always have the blacksmith bring in the waist a little bit. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
983 | It's the perfect suit for a business man with an active knight life. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
984 | The tricky thing will be the choice of tie | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
985 | .and the Chevalier deluxe also comes with a catheter and leg bag' | 1.3222 | 0.04502 | 180 | 135 | 32 | 13 |
986 | Let me just text a picture to my wench. | 1.3220 | 0.04188 | 177 | 128 | 41 | 8 |
987 | If you upgrade to the stainless model you’ll never have to dry clean. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
988 | And it comes with a rust-free lifetime warranty! | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
989 | And with the tariffs, the price will only go up. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
990 | I said I wanted my suit ironed, not a suit of iron. | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
991 | You can us WD-40 instead of deodorant | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
992 | Yes, I agree sir. It does bring out your steely blue eyes. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
993 | Don't worry about a ticket for pickup we'll remember this one | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
994 | C’mon Melania,it’s a statement on its own. | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
995 | And it’s guaranteed not to wrinkle. | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
996 | So, this will be your second wedding? | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
997 | No, it doesn't make your cuirass look big. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
998 | May I suggest something a little less Medieval and a bit more Renaissance. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
999 | I'm telling you, tin is in. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
1000 | It’s from our “Boogie Knights” collection. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
1001 | The classics never go out of style | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
1002 | It's rare to get THAT nice a fit, with something straight off the rack. | 1.3204 | 0.04549 | 181 | 137 | 30 | 14 |
1003 | You look centuries younger. | 1.3202 | 0.04244 | 178 | 130 | 39 | 9 |
1004 | Yes, we can outfit your whole team, but say good-bye to the 10 minute bathroom break. | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
1005 | This outfit can really go from day to knight. | 1.3187 | 0.04321 | 182 | 135 | 36 | 11 |
1006 | If I may say, sir, it's a classic. | 1.3187 | 0.04105 | 182 | 132 | 42 | 8 |
1007 | Yes, sir, I'm certain it's vintage. | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
1008 | Oh my goodness, no. I don't think it makes your cuirass look big. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
1009 | And we throw in a can opener for emergency egress. | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
1010 | I asked for Armani, not Armor. | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
1011 | It's from the fall collection by Helmet Clang. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
1012 | It comes with it's own concealed carry permit. | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1013 | The press is ready for your briefing Sarah. | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1014 | Sir I think you are ready for your press conference. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1015 | Made from 100% imported steel wool. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1016 | It comes with a straw and a diaper. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1017 | It's joust your size. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1018 | Yes, we have it in black with vertical stripes. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1019 | It comes with five year's supply of W D-40. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1020 | You'll still be called thin skinned. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1021 | Perhaps I misunderstood . You said you wanted something special for a Knight out on the town. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1022 | It's to die for, madam. Plus, it's airtight !! Madam ?? MADAM ???? | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1023 | Excellent choice: It will match her belt. | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1024 | You'll really slay the ladies with this one. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1025 | You're lucky you can buy off the rack. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1026 | No, it absolutely doesn't make you look fat. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1027 | It's our most popular power suit. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1028 | This suit speaks chivalry. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1029 | All the Republican candidates will be wearing it this fall. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1030 | And if you buy today we will waive the steel and aluminum "Trade War" surcharge. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1031 | Shall I wrap it up or would you like to gallop it home? | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1032 | This model has served previous White House press secretaries very well. | 1.3184 | 0.04580 | 179 | 136 | 29 | 14 |
1033 | It still won't protect you from the tweets. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1034 | And with our premium metallurgy, it's no iron. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1035 | Are you sure I'm not showing too much skin? | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1036 | ...and it also comes with an iron clad guarantee. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1037 | Heavy medal is back in. | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1038 | Facial expression and body language never a problem... | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1039 | No, this model does not work with Viagra. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1040 | It's what the last Press Secretary recommended. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1041 | You can stop worrying about that lion and Dorothy is going to love you in this outfit. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1042 | It just screams, "bring it on bitch!" | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1043 | If you don't like the fit, we have a more form-flattering, feminine cut in stock we call the Iron Maiden. | 1.3182 | 0.04116 | 176 | 127 | 42 | 7 |
1044 | Wool gabardine?! For a job at at the Whitehouse?! | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
1045 | May I also show you some Under Armour clothing? | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
1046 | Very nice choice, Mr. P. Shall we bill EPA? | 1.3182 | 0.04841 | 176 | 137 | 22 | 17 |
1047 | It's a lightweight seasonal blend, but it wears like iron. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1048 | No, it only comes in silver. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
1049 | Quite right, sir. Dress for the job you want. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1050 | And if you open a store credit card, I can throw in a sword and shield. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
1051 | Best of all, it never needs ironing. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
1052 | It's to die in. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
1053 | Trust me. Our tailoring warranty is iron-clad. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1054 | I think it suits you perfectly Ms. Sanders. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1055 | Never needs pressing, withstands 50 calibre bullets and it won't let you gain weight. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
1056 | Of course, with this one, alterations take a bit longer. | 1.3182 | 0.04036 | 176 | 126 | 44 | 6 |
1057 | Did you mean an Armani suit? | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1058 | This suit goes from day to knight wear with a flip of the visor. | 1.3182 | 0.04116 | 176 | 127 | 42 | 7 |
1059 | We also have no-iron suits. | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
1060 | You're now officially middle aged. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1061 | It's well ironed | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1062 | It doesn’t have one. You have to remember to go before you put it on. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
1063 | Tariffs aside, this is a priceless design. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1064 | I assure you this is our most durable material. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
1065 | The best part? It's wrinkle free. | 1.3182 | 0.04116 | 176 | 127 | 42 | 7 |
1066 | Yes...but the lining is pure, silent goose down... | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1067 | Might I say Sir, it's the ultimate power suit. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
1068 | It's our most retro ensemble. | 1.3179 | 0.04161 | 173 | 125 | 41 | 7 |
1069 | Yes but it's more flattering than chainmail. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
1070 | It’s our revival of the “power suit!” | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
1071 | It gives you that steely , take no prisoners aura for the board room. | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
1072 | This is the only way you’re gonna impress the boss, after Arthur pulled the sword from his desk last week. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1073 | A power tie only gets you so far. | 1.3179 | 0.04079 | 173 | 124 | 43 | 6 |
1074 | This year we're doing away with evening wear and going straight to knight. | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
1075 | They say the feudal system is coming back! | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
1076 | You look sharp. | 1.3176 | 0.04289 | 170 | 124 | 38 | 8 |
1077 | Alterations take one to two years. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1078 | And it’s iron free | 1.3176 | 0.04289 | 170 | 124 | 38 | 8 |
1079 | Very popular with business travelers ever since TSA started using their new body scanner. | 1.3176 | 0.04289 | 170 | 124 | 38 | 8 |
1080 | When do you start work at the White House? | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
1081 | Will you be needing anything else?... Lance, a sword, oil. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
1082 | I don't think it comes in white satin. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 170 | 128 | 30 | 12 |
1083 | If it were up to me, I'd go with the undercoating. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
1084 | Now, what say we take a look at some chain mail briefs? | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1085 | No, they don't make any with real pockets. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1086 | It's the latest thing from Giorgio Armorani. | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
1087 | They can’ t stab you in the back, give you the axe and for an extra $100 we throw in some brass balls. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1088 | Sir, may I suggest a fiery steed. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
1089 | Good luck at the airport! | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
1090 | Are you going for the rescue the maiden or slay the dragon look? | 1.3167 | 0.04626 | 180 | 138 | 27 | 15 |
1091 | Ready Sir? The dragon is waiting on the 7th floor. | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
1092 | Middle age crisis! | 1.3167 | 0.04490 | 180 | 136 | 31 | 13 |
1093 | For a limited time, buy one at regular price and get 40% off any two coats of chain mail. | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1094 | Styles have a way of repeating. | 1.3167 | 0.04490 | 180 | 136 | 31 | 13 |
1095 | Our crusade cut is a perfect fit for the times. | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
1096 | It's what everyone wears when they go into the White House Press Room. | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
1097 | All the king’s men are ordering it in aluminum this season. | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
1098 | I’m thinking that the white satin is a better look on you. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
1099 | Ah, I presume a sporting week-end is in the offing? | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
1100 | It never loses its shape plus its wrinkle free. | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
1101 | Sorry, swimming voids the warranty | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
1102 | Just be sure you limit your dietary fiber. | 1.3164 | 0.04018 | 177 | 127 | 44 | 6 |
1103 | ...and this is our 'I mean business' suit. | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
1104 | Our welder can let the waist out a little. He’s in on Tuesdays. | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1105 | What's old is new, Sire. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
1106 | It's pretty standard for Game of Thrones-themed weddings. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
1107 | Her profile said she's looking for a knight in shining armor. | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
1108 | Of course, one shouldn't wear knight after Memorial Day... | 1.3161 | 0.04739 | 174 | 134 | 25 | 15 |
1109 | ... and of course, the sidewalks clear quite fast. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
1110 | And that's our steel grey. | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
1111 | May I show you something in a battle axe? | 1.3161 | 0.04220 | 174 | 127 | 39 | 8 |
1112 | Just think, you'll be her knight in shining armor. | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1113 | It’s dark in here. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
1114 | No ironing required. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
1115 | Interesting prom theme, sir. I assume your date will be wearing a chastity belt? | 1.3152 | 0.04282 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
1116 | The protection it provides against STD's is unmatched. | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1117 | Even if it's pierced or crushed, we'll take it back in 60 days. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
1118 | There's also a secure pocket for your smartphone. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1119 | It comes also in relaxed fit sizes. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
1120 | ... and I assume you'll want to purchase the undercoat. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1121 | Of course, none of the pockets will hold your phone. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1122 | bathroom privileges will be limited | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1123 | You're gonna like the way you storm the castle. I guarantee it! | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1124 | Alterations available by our Master Blacksmith. | 1.3148 | 0.04590 | 162 | 121 | 31 | 10 |
1125 | Oh Armani! I thought you said armor on me! | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
1126 | No, the pants do not come with pleats. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1127 | "I myself can't do without pockets." | 1.3143 | 0.04200 | 175 | 128 | 39 | 8 |
1128 | It also comes with rust protection. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1129 | This one really brings out your personality. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1130 | Won't shrink but may rust | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1131 | Actually, no, it does not make you look tin." | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1132 | We don't recommend this particular suit if you live in a walk-up. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1133 | It might rust over time, but I can promise you it won't wrinkle | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1134 | It's what all the men on Capitol Hill will be wearing this fall. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1135 | Turns out it IS the suit that makes the man. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1136 | Yes. There is a potential of chafing. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1137 | This designer only does ready to wear. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1138 | Don't you think you might be taking her too literally? | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1139 | You’re quite confident, then, Dennis, that Helen wasn’t speaking metaphorically? | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1140 | The zipper is extra. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1141 | It's Nike's response to UnderArmour | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1142 | You can wear it out. Or we can put it in the Mail. | 1.3140 | 0.04703 | 172 | 132 | 26 | 14 |
1143 | Shall I bring in the waist, Ms. Gaga? | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1144 | It'll look slimmer when you're on the horse. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1145 | It certainly makes you look great again. | 1.3140 | 0.04845 | 172 | 134 | 22 | 16 |
1146 | It's from our nights in shining Armani collection. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1147 | And today, it's a steel. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1148 | It comes in rust, too. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1149 | And if you ever desire to alter your gender it comes with a set of interchangeable breast plates. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1150 | And this week only, sir, it's available at pre-tariff prices. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1151 | It is also wrinkle resistant. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1152 | It's what all the Trump supporters will be wearing next year. | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
1153 | Madam need only say "Me too" to activate the body camera. | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
1154 | How does that feel in the crotch? | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
1155 | All the seams are double welded. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
1156 | Prime Minister Trudeau, this is perfect for your meeting with President Trump. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1157 | We also have Astronaut and Scuba. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1158 | The A/C option will be an additional $500, sir.” | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
1159 | For all White House personnel we add Teflon free of charge. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1160 | It's our latest power suit. It comes with a 500 year warranty. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1161 | This suit has a high rivet count to compensate for the small codpiece. | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
1162 | Well, Sir, I believe you said you were taking part in a roundtable, right? | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1163 | It’s the perfect suit for a hostile takeover. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1164 | Sure, we can do cuffs. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1165 | It makes me look heavy, don’t you think? | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1166 | It’ s retro, but trending | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1167 | THEY WILL NEVER KNOW YOU NOW MR. PRESIDENT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GET INTO CANADA | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1168 | You should have thought about that before you got in! | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1169 | If you prefer, we also have one in white satin. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1170 | We will even throw in a free can opener. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1171 | Taking a cabinet position? | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1172 | It’s quite attractive and it will wear like iron. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1173 | It's our 'feudal cut,' sir. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1174 | Do you dress right or left? | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1175 | It says, "I am bold and virile, yet reserved and historically conservative..." | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
1176 | Or would you prefer the summer weight | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
1177 | The mirror subtracts eight centuries. | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1178 | Wrinkle Free. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1179 | I’m glad you decided not to add the spikes. Too ostentatious. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1180 | Notice how casual you feel while at the same time looking completely menacing." | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1181 | It's on sale this week with two pairs of legs and an oil can. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1182 | I’ll ask the welder to let it out a bit. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1183 | In case they choose the sticks and stones. | 1.3110 | 0.04017 | 164 | 117 | 43 | 4 |
1184 | ... and, it's wrinkle-free. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1185 | I can give you 10% off because it's from a discontinued line. | 1.3110 | 0.04109 | 164 | 118 | 41 | 5 |
1186 | Not to worry, sir. Our welder can make any necessary alterations while you wait! | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1187 | It also comes in corduroy. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1188 | Women find it magnetic | 1.3099 | 0.04411 | 171 | 128 | 33 | 10 |
1189 | Will you wear it out, or would you like it crated? | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
1190 | Your training is complete. Now get down to the border, those immigrant families are not going to separate themselves. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1191 | Oh, I told you it was no ordinary knight gown. | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
1192 | Perfect attire for a Knight out on the town | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
1193 | You are all ready for court, Mr Cohen. | 1.3099 | 0.04640 | 171 | 131 | 27 | 13 |
1194 | It's a poly/metal blend, so it breathes better. | 1.3099 | 0.04171 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
1195 | And it wears like iron. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1196 | Fits like a gauntlet. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1197 | It's made of 100% American steel. | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
1198 | Congratulations, sir. When will you be leaving for Washington? | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
1199 | In my defense, you really should have said "EVENING wear" if that's what you meant. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
1200 | It reeks of power | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
1201 | It comes with a matching sword so you would be dressed to the hilt. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
1202 | You said you wanted something that was good for day or knight. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
1203 | Research says 81 percent of ladies on your dating site are looking for a knight in shining armor. | 1.3091 | 0.04351 | 165 | 122 | 35 | 8 |
1204 | Of course, you can always wear the codpiece by itself. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
1205 | You're gonna like the way you joust. I guarantee thee. | 1.3091 | 0.04351 | 165 | 122 | 35 | 8 |
1206 | ‘Rust-proofing is extra.’ | 1.3091 | 0.04089 | 165 | 119 | 41 | 5 |
1207 | I'm sure Her Majesty will love how seriously you take your knighthood. | 1.3091 | 0.04266 | 165 | 121 | 37 | 7 |
1208 | And believe it or not, it No-Iron. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
1209 | I'm sorry sir, there is no button fly option available. | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
1210 | To help you get in and out of it, a squire is also included. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1211 | And I guarantee you won't need a second pair of pants ! | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
1212 | You look hot! | 1.3077 | 0.04821 | 169 | 132 | 22 | 15 |
1213 | I understand you're the President's new press secretary. Would you like that in teflon? | 1.3077 | 0.04520 | 169 | 128 | 30 | 11 |
1214 | We also have it in Kevlar. | 1.3077 | 0.04361 | 169 | 126 | 34 | 9 |
1215 | Are you still in there? | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
1216 | If it needs alterations, I can give you the name of a good welder. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1217 | Perhaps you'd prefer something in an alloy? | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1218 | Perhaps you'd like to see something from our Kevlar line. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1219 | It's the most classic cut we offer. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
1220 | Yes sir Mr. Pruitt, I suppose it would protect you from the riff-raff in coach. | 1.3072 | 0.04654 | 166 | 127 | 27 | 12 |
1221 | No worries, the suit includes a 30-day supply of maximum-absorbency men's briefs | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
1222 | But you said you wanted something vintage | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1223 | ... and of course you can kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye. | 1.3067 | 0.04204 | 163 | 119 | 38 | 6 |
1224 | For casual Friday, sir, may I recommend something a bit lighter? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1225 | Will you be taking it off the rack, or would you like it welded, sir? | 1.3067 | 0.04204 | 163 | 119 | 38 | 6 |
1226 | We’ll have to call the blacksmith to let it out a bit | 1.3062 | 0.04343 | 160 | 118 | 35 | 7 |
1227 | This is the latest in power suits. | 1.3062 | 0.04521 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 9 |
1228 | Very sharp. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
1229 | You're being too literal. | 1.3054 | 0.04551 | 167 | 127 | 29 | 11 |
1230 | Yes, Sir, it does make you look Presidential and it is slimming! | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
1231 | I think this is sooo you Mrs. Huckabee. | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
1232 | Perfect for a knight out on the town | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1233 | This is from our “You’ve got mail” collection | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
1234 | I'd say you're ready for anything the Mueller team can throw at you. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1235 | As you can see, the soldering is impeccable. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1236 | When I said I needed protection for my date tonight, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
1237 | You would absolutely SLAY in that outfit. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1238 | Fits great, Mr. President. I'm just not sure it projects the image you want for your interview by the Mueller team. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1239 | The classic suits never go out of fashion. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1240 | No, You'd have to wear a diaper. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1241 | And, of course, it's permanent press. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1242 | Well, gee, Lance. I like it. I like it a lot. | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1243 | First time in menswear Miss Gaga? | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1244 | It's specifically designed to protect you from low self esteem. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1245 | It must be fun being an advisor to the President. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1246 | And if you buy it today we throw in a box of brillo pads. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1247 | On cold battle mornings, nothing beats the ass warmer. | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
1248 | Eventually, EVERYTHING comes back into fashion. | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1249 | You can upgrade your codpiece for an even more eye-catching look. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1250 | Just don't wear it in the rain. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
1251 | If you wait until the Bronze Age, you can get a lovely patina at no charge! | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
1252 | We can try the space suit again, or we can look at something from Calvin Klein. | 1.3030 | 0.04583 | 165 | 126 | 28 | 11 |
1253 | It's a new line from UnderArmor. | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
1254 | Sir shall laugh at maces, lances, arrows, rocks, and swords. Only, avoid thee microwaves! | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1255 | Chalices and grails are on the seventh floor. | 1.3026 | 0.04481 | 152 | 113 | 32 | 7 |
1256 | Would you like that with a coat of arms? | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
1257 | In addition, you'll get a year's worth of oil changes. | 1.3025 | 0.04803 | 162 | 126 | 23 | 13 |
1258 | ...and it's one-hundred percent affordable, pre-tariff steel. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1259 | Better act now, before the steel tariffs start to bite. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
1260 | This suit is popular with those working for the current administration. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
1261 | Perhaps madame would prefer something with a bit more décolletage? | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
1262 | It's our middle school teacher special: Stops everything from a spitball to an AR-15 bullet. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1263 | I’m told, Mr. President, that Putin, Xi and Un have ordered one. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
1264 | This is our new no-iron line. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
1265 | You'll do fine. You're just a little rusty, that's all | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1266 | Alterations are included but rustproofing is extra. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
1267 | I can let out the codpiece a little if it's too tight. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1268 | Sir, we are closing in ten minutes. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1269 | It's a perfect fit. Shall I wrap it or do you plan to wear it to the hearing? | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
1270 | ...and in complete compliance with the new Texas school dress codes! | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
1271 | Sure we can custom fit - I'll get the welder. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
1272 | We also have this in chainmail for casual occasions." | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1273 | Very retro. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1274 | Great for jousting or just a knight out on the town. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
1275 | It's 100 percent stainless steel ... our very best no-iron suit. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1276 | If you get the extended warranty, I'll throw in the undercoating. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
1277 | So who's the lucky maiden? | 1.3020 | 0.04637 | 149 | 112 | 29 | 8 |
1278 | Well, Congressman, looks like it should suit you very well for your first townhall meeting with your constituents! | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
1279 | It will create a diversion, Mr. President | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1280 | Now, go find a windmill. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1281 | I know how you like the good-old days, Mr. Trump, and this will also keep your hair from flying around. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1282 | Would you like me to pick out a gauntlet to match? | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
1283 | All our models come with diapers. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1284 | No. It absolutely does not make your butt look big. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
1285 | It also comes in brush metal for day wear. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1286 | No problem. I can take it in at the nose. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1287 | Sir, you’re really gonna knock ‘em dead in this suit. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1288 | It’s on sale because it’s an older model | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1289 | This suit will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1290 | Perhaps the gentleman would like to see the matching tie? | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1291 | ...like Spanx on steroids. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1292 | A Knight on the town? | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1293 | Guaranteed to maintain its shape under all weather conditions. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1294 | Ow! I told you I hang on the left! | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
1295 | No, I don't think it makes your ass look too big | 1.3019 | 0.04785 | 159 | 123 | 24 | 12 |
1296 | Now remember, dry-clean only. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1297 | If it's not a trade war, why the new border agent uniforms? | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1298 | "If I may say so, sir, a classic choice if one must gird their loins." | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1299 | ...and this piece is from our avant en garde collection, Sir. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1300 | Not only is it wrinkle-free but it'll send a hell of a message to those varlets in accounting. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1301 | Guaranteed 100% wrinkle free. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1302 | Which way do you lance, Sir? | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
1303 | It’s down the hall and to the right, but you’ll need to wait until our welder gets back from his lunch hour. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1304 | It's perfect for today's Darker Ages. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1305 | It fits you to a “T,” Ms. Sanders. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1306 | Alterations might take a while. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
1307 | It also comes in brass and aluminum. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
1308 | It's perfect for meeting in-laws. | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
1309 | And it comes with the white horse. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1310 | It also comes in Tarnished Bronze and Battlefield Red. | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1311 | Buy 2 and I'll throw in a sword and a shield. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1312 | No one will ever know you're not her husband. | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1313 | ...And, it is really the best we have for suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1314 | It’s perfect for the middle-aged man. | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
1315 | It’s wrinkle-free. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1316 | It feels a bit stiff until the first washing. After that, you won't even know you have it on. | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
1317 | If the waist is too snug, we can hammer it out. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1318 | It's quite versatile... it goes from slay to knight. | 1.3006 | 0.04363 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
1319 | Girl, you're going to slay. | 1.3006 | 0.04777 | 163 | 127 | 23 | 13 |
1320 | It's the last one in your size | 1.3006 | 0.04186 | 163 | 120 | 37 | 6 |
1321 | Plated pants are coming back in style. | 1.3006 | 0.04363 | 163 | 122 | 33 | 8 |
1322 | You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. | 1.3006 | 0.04095 | 163 | 119 | 39 | 5 |
1323 | See? You look stupid. | 1.3006 | 0.04616 | 163 | 125 | 27 | 11 |
1324 | It’s knight time attire. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
1325 | I think your damsel would be quite distressed if you wear that to the wedding. | 1.3006 | 0.04616 | 163 | 125 | 27 | 11 |
1326 | This season's line is stainless. | 1.3006 | 0.04276 | 163 | 121 | 35 | 7 |
1327 | No, Hillary. No, Hillary. I don't think it would have made a difference. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
1328 | Dry clean only. | 1.3006 | 0.04276 | 163 | 121 | 35 | 7 |
1329 | This suit will wear like iron. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
1330 | Unfortunately, it doesn't breathe as well as linen. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1331 | And as a plus, never needs dry cleaning, just a touch of Armor All. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
1332 | And which side do you usually joust, sir? | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1333 | CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1334 | This suit is best for a knight out on the town. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1335 | Is sir expecting the axe? | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1336 | Well, Mr. Pruitt, it makes a bold statement, Trump will love it, and you asked for a suit that you can bill to the EPA as a security expense. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1337 | The suit is free but the alterations are a king’s ransom. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1338 | Sorry Sir, I can't protect your feelings. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1339 | This kind of self-confidence will make a lasting impression. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1340 | It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of your outrageous fortune. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1341 | Our welder could always let it out a bit... | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1342 | Of course for this suit tailoring is very expensive. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1343 | It is a classic look | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1344 | Alterations on this one are a little extra. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1345 | And as for the alterations, I have a blacksmith that is a fitter's dream. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1346 | Our blacksmith is very good with alterations. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1347 | This is a great choice for a knight out on the town. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1348 | Oil it once a week and stay off the good furniture. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1349 | 'Nothing says "Twitter War" better, Mr. President.' | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1350 | It's wrinkle-proof. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1351 | It's our most effective male contraceptive. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1352 | Oh, Armani? I thought you said a Suit of Armor! | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1353 | crisp, classic lines.... | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1354 | Which side do you hang, sir? | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1355 | No problem, congressman. We can weld the flag pin onto the breastplate. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1356 | We have a 2 for 1 deal if you’re also shopping for a squire. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1357 | An effortless transition from day to knight! | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1358 | Folds down to nothing for easy traveling. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
1359 | ‘Iconic business attire. Sir, certainly you joust? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1360 | This is our last Medieval in stock. We may have a Largieval in the back. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1361 | Steely yet at the same time, sartorial, sir. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1362 | Of course you can return it after the election. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1363 | You said you wanted something for a knight out on the town. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1364 | Upping your game, sir? | 1.2988 | 0.04253 | 164 | 122 | 35 | 7 |
1365 | Too bad about that itch! | 1.2988 | 0.04164 | 164 | 121 | 37 | 6 |
1366 | Yes, it’s the new Over Armor! | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
1367 | You will not find a more durable fabric, sir. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
1368 | We have knightly rental rates. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1369 | They are very popular now, Sir. The steel tariff wars will make them very dear, indeed. | 1.2981 | 0.04392 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
1370 | That is an excellent choice for your new job as White House Press Secretary. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1371 | Does it suit you? | 1.2980 | 0.04954 | 151 | 118 | 21 | 12 |
1372 | A perfect fit for your new job as White House press secretary. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1373 | Sorry sir but due to the steel tariffs this suit only comes with one pair of pants | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1374 | Trust me, it fits like a gauntlet. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1375 | And if you need alterations we have an in-house blacksmith.. | 1.2980 | 0.04181 | 151 | 110 | 37 | 4 |
1376 | Like a true Rennaissance man, if I do say so, sir. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1377 | Would you like to see something in a matte finish? | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1378 | Did I mention, 'wrinkle free'. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1379 | Does something for one's posture, don't you think? | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1380 | Today only, it's "Forge one, get one free". | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
1381 | Feel okay in the inseam, sir? | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1382 | I can show you something less trendy, but I think you're going to feel silly. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
1383 | Most customers vary, but if you ask me, I will usually tape my nipples to prevent chafing. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1384 | Metallic is in this year. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
1385 | On the contrary. Everyone is wearing rust this season. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
1386 | That should give you enough protection and is only $34,000, Mr Pruitt. | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
1387 | You'll never be errant in one of our suits, sir | 1.2975 | 0.04066 | 158 | 115 | 39 | 4 |
1388 | Our store welder is here daily to make any alterations you may require. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
1389 | All the newest Cabinet Members are wearing it. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
1390 | It comes with a free can of oil, in case it rains. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
1391 | Yes Ma'am, it's the latest in #MeToo date wear. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1392 | The welder can take in the shoulders - no problem. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
1393 | Manly... yet chivalrous! | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1394 | And it it works equally well when storming the castle or for traveling to the crusades. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
1395 | It'll loosen up after a wedding or two. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
1396 | Perfect fit right off the rack! Just curious. What was your sleeve length before the rack? | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
1397 | Dark Ages Mr. Pruitt | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
1398 | I disagree. I think your butt looks great in armor. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
1399 | And would Sir like something for the weekend? | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
1400 | This would be for formal occasions only Sir. | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
1401 | I think the Excalibur accessary would really take it up a notch. | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
1402 | And of course, as with all of our suits, it comes with a can opener. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
1403 | You requested to wear something for a "knight to remember", I believe? | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1404 | Of course it's not fit for a king, but it suits you just fine, sir. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1405 | It was a simple misunderstanding. They thought you wanted a suit for the knight life. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1406 | Steel is the new black. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1407 | it requires no ironing | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1408 | It's the latest style from Over Armour. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1409 | It's wrinkle-free, non-iron, and 100% dragonbreath-resistant. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1410 | Under Armour is so last year | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1411 | All the knights in France are wearing this. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1412 | Well if this doesn't correct your posture, I don't know what else to do | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1413 | Would you like to be added to our chain-mailing list? | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1414 | Just remember, wear it a few times before the big day to break it in. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1415 | Everything that’s Olde is new again. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1416 | JUST RIVETING SIR | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
1417 | Would you like to see something in stainless? | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1418 | Certainly she'll be looking forward to her wedding knight. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1419 | Buy it now before the tariffs kick in. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1420 | You want me to scratch, where? | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1421 | With your new fierce look, no one will know that you're just a lyric poet underneath. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1422 | It's from our Divorce Court Attire collection. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1423 | The darts at the waist make this our most slimming model | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1424 | Sir, this suit makes you shine. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1425 | Trudeau bought two. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1426 | It's the new 'black'. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1427 | My wife said I should be more chivalrous. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1428 | Of course, sir, we do have more modern styles available. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1429 | It works best with no socks and a skinny tie. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1430 | After the steel tariffs, it’s going to be the most decadent look for this fall. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1431 | You'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1432 | It was a mail order, sir | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1433 | We're all scared. Things are happening around us, evil things. We thought we'd never have to face evil, and now we're being forced to deal with it. That's scary John, but we can't retreat into shells. We can't hide. We have to fight, together. | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
1434 | Now, this one comes with an extra pair of gauntlets. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1435 | It's a fine classic look, but if you're going to teach school, you'll need Kevlar. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1436 | Now, you are ready for the slings and arrows of leadership. | 1.2968 | 0.05028 | 155 | 123 | 18 | 14 |
1437 | Yes, an excellent choice for both security and privacy Mr. Pruitt. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1438 | And you can dress either left or right. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1439 | They say to dress for the job you want. | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
1440 | You can’t justify your wealth, but you can prepare yourself for the revolution. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1441 | Coordinating chain mail undergarments are available in our lingerie department. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1442 | That suit really brings out your eyes, sir. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1443 | ....and it's SPF 1000 | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1444 | And you know, it’s better to look good than to feel good. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1445 | The price is stiff but think of how much you'll save in dry cleaning bills. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1446 | I call it, the Knightgown." | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1447 | Get it now during our pre-tariff sale | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1448 | If there are any problems, sir, I'm sure we can iron them out. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1449 | Are you looking forward to becoming their son-in-law? | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1450 | As a bonus it improves your celluar recption. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1451 | Sorry, old bean. For some reason, I assumed you dressed left. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1452 | Ideal for Casual Pillage Fridays. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1453 | Shall I have the welder come up for a final fitting? | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1454 | It might feel a little stiff at first. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1455 | This is the closest thing we have to an "Under Armour" suit sir. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1456 | Son, clearly you’ve misunderstood. I said, ‘wear protection and have a good night’!’ | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1457 | Of course the tariff on aluminum will drive up the price | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1458 | Pull down the visor and you've got that perfect day-to-knight look. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1459 | You're free to go commando on the battlefield. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1460 | It won't feel quite as stiff after a few washes. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1461 | Well, depends what you mean by 'iron free'. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1462 | It's really perfection for a knight on the town. | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1463 | If you need any alterations, I can call our welder. | 1.2963 | 0.04369 | 162 | 122 | 32 | 8 |
1464 | The suit does make you look more middle aged | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
1465 | You're going to look fabulous splattered in the blood of your enemies. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
1466 | If you're looking for something lighter, I have the same suit in chain mail. | 1.2961 | 0.04158 | 152 | 111 | 37 | 4 |
1467 | Would you like to see it in a summer-weight chain mail? | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
1468 | That should keep you protected from the old battle-ax | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
1469 | I can also show you something in chain mail. | 1.2961 | 0.04836 | 152 | 118 | 23 | 11 |
1470 | Sir, I don't think the dragon will care. | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
1471 | Mr. Vice President, the President is ready for you." | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
1472 | We expect prices to increase in July by at least 25% with those new tariffs. | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
1473 | Better, but still think that the dragon will get all of the attention. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
1474 | And, of course, it comes in double breasted as well. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
1475 | It's stain resistant, won't shrink, and never needs ironing. | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
1476 | I don’t think the pocket hankie will work | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
1477 | Yes, this tactical armored suit - truly a bargain at $299,000 - will protect you from the angry hordes, but we can't guarantee it will protect you from climate change. | 1.2956 | 0.04684 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
1478 | Let's go over to lances and accessorize. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1479 | Nothing says success like a steel codpiece. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1480 | We have this in a pinstripe. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1481 | We can let out a few bolts for a more relaxed fit" | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1482 | It's just perfect for someone in their late middle age. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
1483 | A wise choice for riding in you self-driving car, Sir. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
1484 | Formal duels, impromptu pillaging, even standing still, pretending to be a statue—it’s very versatile. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1485 | It's the hottest thing going this summer. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1486 | Fits perfectly sir, and comes with a free can of WD40. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1487 | I think you are ready to head back out there, Ms. White House Press Secretary. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1488 | No laundering or dry cleaning required, and you get a free can of rust treatment in case of rain. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1489 | It comes with a free can of oil. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1490 | We also carry a more casual chain mail option for light skirmishes. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1491 | A very good look, Secretary Pruitt. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1492 | Yes Mr Sessions, it has been rustproofed against children's tears. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
1493 | Makes you look 600 years younger. | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
1494 | Mr. Congressman, they're waiting. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1495 | Let’s stay with the 42 long and let out the shoulders a bit. | 1.2949 | 0.04089 | 156 | 114 | 38 | 4 |
1496 | You might find the summer weight more comfortable. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
1497 | I said Armani, not armor-on-me! | 1.2949 | 0.04831 | 156 | 122 | 22 | 12 |
1498 | Chainmail is so passé. This is the latest in armor. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1499 | Yes, you can go commando with this beauty. | 1.2949 | 0.04831 | 156 | 122 | 22 | 12 |
1500 | And yes, it is permanent press. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1501 | Nice can, Prince Albert | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
1502 | Slim the rerebraces and lengthen the greaves please...and does the fauld make my butt look big? | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
1503 | No, you can also wear it during the day. | 1.2949 | 0.04189 | 156 | 115 | 36 | 5 |
1504 | It's perfect for you -- specifically designed for CEO's who have to fall on their sword. | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1505 | The last owner died during an MRI, but we won't talk about that. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
1506 | I must remind you that this should be dry cleaned only. | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1507 | Now imagine yourself leading the charge on mergers and acquisitions. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
1508 | Grab it now before the tariffs take effect. | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1509 | This suit is from our vintage collection. | 1.2941 | 0.04030 | 153 | 111 | 39 | 3 |
1510 | It’s from our prêt á portcullis collection. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1511 | I told them not to iron it. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1512 | This one comes tariff free. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1513 | Sure, we can do that in brushed nickel. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1514 | It compliments your steely gaze. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1515 | Personally, Melania, I think it's too much, don't U? | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
1516 | Suits are for daytime. This is knight attire. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1517 | Armani is out. Armor is in. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1518 | An excellent choice if you're looking to stay off the rack. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1519 | Sir, there is no inseam. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1520 | They're always a little stiff at first | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1521 | And it's a chick magnet. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1522 | I asked for a NIGHT SUIT | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1523 | I've sold a lot of these since the current White House administration has been in power. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1524 | ...plus, no more worries about the slings and arrows of outragerous fortune | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1525 | And something for daywear, sir? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1526 | It's also available in seersucker. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1527 | Yes sir, we pride ourselves on our suits’ durability. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1528 | Single breasted. You made the right choice. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1529 | This outfit comes with lifetime altercations.” | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1530 | Of course rust coating will be applied at no additional charge. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1531 | But this IS what trade warriors wear Mr President!" | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1532 | Would you care to browse our selection of lances, sir? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1533 | And, of course, it's gluten-free. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1534 | And, it's pretty much gender neutral! | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1535 | I can throw in rust protection and a year of free maintenance. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1536 | It's part of our Business Feudal line." | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1537 | It's from our wrinkle-free collection. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1538 | It’s self-ironing. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1539 | It really masks my muffin top! I’ll take it. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1540 | It fits. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1541 | And the great thing is, it's all pre-tariff." | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1542 | The structured look is coming back in style. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1543 | It works for both formal and casual crusades sir. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1544 | And if you stand still, it allows you to be invisible. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1545 | Are you ready to be the first Space Force cadet? | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1546 | This will be perfect in your new job as the White House press secretary. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1547 | It's missing something...perhaps an ascot, sir? | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1548 | Trust me Mr. President, no one else sees you naked. Only you do. Now do what I say. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1549 | With this new suit, I don't even think Mueller can touch you. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1550 | " Congratulations on becoming the Presidents new press secretary." | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1551 | And your suit comes with our exclusive lifetime warranty against dragon fire. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1552 | It’s an excellent choice for concealed carry when you pass through airport security | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1553 | The 1400s are so back in style. | 1.2930 | 0.04451 | 157 | 119 | 30 | 8 |
1554 | You'll be the sharpest thing at the round table, sir. | 1.2929 | 0.05018 | 140 | 109 | 21 | 10 |
1555 | The tricky part is getting the inseam just right. | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
1556 | I’m sorry sir. Our bathrooms or for customers only | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1557 | You can order it in any color you like.....as long as it's gunmetal gray. | 1.2925 | 0.04340 | 147 | 109 | 33 | 5 |
1558 | We include a screwdriver so you can make it business casual in no time. | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1559 | Chivalry never goes out of style. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
1560 | Did you say oil can? | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
1561 | Just make sure the honeymoon suite comes with a screwdriver. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
1562 | According to the Wizard of Oz, you won't need a heart. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
1563 | Feudalism's back | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
1564 | You asked for European Fit, right? | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1565 | It's perfect for a knight out on the town. | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
1566 | You’ll be slaying more than just dragons in this outfit.” | 1.2922 | 0.04314 | 154 | 115 | 33 | 6 |
1567 | Wow, this suit takes like 4 hundred years off you sir. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1568 | It's lighter because it's made of e-mail. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
1569 | It's the latest in Giorgio Armori. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1570 | Well, you did ask for a day-to-knight look. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1571 | Trust me, these are becoming quite popular. People call you "Sir" and it never has to be ironed. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1572 | All the candidates will be wearing them this Fall. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1573 | By iron-free, I meant you don't have to iron it. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1574 | It's supposed to be big through the shoulders. | 1.2914 | 0.04051 | 151 | 110 | 38 | 3 |
1575 | Buy now, during the pre-tariff sale, and the custom welding is free! | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1576 | We all have to dress differently when we hit middle age. | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1577 | On the contrary, I do not think it makes your butt look fat. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1578 | And it comes with a 90-day, 3-joust warranty. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1579 | You'll like the way you look. But you'll need to lift the visor. | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1580 | Not only is it dashing on you, but it will protect you from piercing commentary and lancing criticism | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
1581 | And to get it on and off we're running a special this week on squires. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1582 | Chrome is the new black. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1583 | I'll throw in three mail shirts, two pairs of gauntlets and a codpiece. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1584 | These have been selling rather well ever since the president had the brilliant idea of subsidizing the bulletproof clothing industry instead of controlling guns." | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1585 | Dancing may be a problem | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1586 | However, it will not protect you from Trump tweets. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
1587 | Yes, but no one will be looking at your ass. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1588 | Normally at this time of the year I would recommend something with a lighter hand, but for a White House interview, I think you're better off with the more constructed approach." | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1589 | They’re saying steel is the new bronze, sire. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1590 | An excellent choice for your grand jury testimony, Mr. President. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
1591 | Would you like to see it in a chainmail? | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1592 | If you're headed to Sanders' press briefing, you'll want the shield, too. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1593 | And just to be clear, it's not actually by TOM Ford; it used to a '65 Fairlane. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1594 | Did I mention that Under Armour is having a sale this weekend in the menswear department? | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1595 | You clearly said you wanted something to wear to a knight club. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1596 | Filing for divorce, eh? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1597 | No,really,the armor does NOT make your butt look big. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1598 | And this version qualifies for TSA Pre-Check. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1599 | Tweets just bounce right off. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1600 | It's what everyone in the White House is wearing these days. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1601 | You're right. It looks much less bulky than the Kevlar. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1602 | No sticks, no stones and 100 percent recyclable. | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1603 | No, it doesn't make your ass look big. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1604 | It makes you look tin. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1605 | So, where does your D&D group meet? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1606 | This week, we're throwing in the rust-proofing for free. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1607 | You'll get them this time Hillary. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1608 | The Kevlar waistband adds a dashing fashion statement. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1609 | You'll slay in this. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1610 | … we’re very proud of the new school uniform - it’s the ultimate personal safe space. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1611 | Does this make my cuirass look big? | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1612 | We also have it in black. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1613 | It'll soften with time. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1614 | No iron, iron | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1615 | Ideal for a knight on the town! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
1616 | Well, you said you needed a suit for knight activities. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
1617 | The fit's much better than the three-piece. | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
1618 | Well, we think the no-iron fad has run its course. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
1619 | When you said "knight" I thought you meant evening wear | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
1620 | Don't worry. Once you wear it a few times, you'll get the chinks out | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1621 | The codpiece is expandable. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1622 | It's not old-fashioned, it's vintage. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1623 | The material takes some getting used to, but you'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1624 | Looks great, but are you sure they didn't say "formal night attire"? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1625 | As far as power suits go, you could do worsted. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1626 | It's about as far as I can go. Horses aren't allowed in the showroom". | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1627 | Comes with a year’s supply of WD-40 | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1628 | You too? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1629 | Now remember, it's dry-clean only. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1630 | Guaranteed to protect against the most lethal twitter barbs. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1631 | May I suggest something a little less sporty for the office. | 1.2887 | 0.04070 | 142 | 103 | 37 | 2 |
1632 | This just came in--it's off the rack. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1633 | We include a mount, lance and squire - there's an additional charge for maidens-in-distress | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1634 | We offer a free lubrication every 200,000 steps. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1635 | Trust me, fashion is cyclical. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1636 | Irony is, this is a No Iron one. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1637 | You did say you wanted our most expensive suit. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1638 | Of course, if you're going for a slightly more modern look, this comes in titanium, as well. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1639 | The opener is extra. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1640 | The draping on this one really hides your hips! | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1641 | If you intend to be buried in this suit the sign on the grave will be “Rust in Peace.” | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1642 | It costs more but it's all American steel. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1643 | Trust me, it’ll be perfect for round table meetings. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1644 | You'll find it breathes more than you'd thought... | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1645 | I also have it in a khaki | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1646 | Remember, it should be loose enough in the legs so that you can run after fleeing villagers. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1647 | And you said this is wrinkle free material, correct? | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1648 | It also comes in rose gold | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1649 | And it comes with a lifetime supply of free oil changes. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1650 | It's a little old fashioned but it's sure to impress the brides family. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1651 | Iron is the new wool | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1652 | I must say sir, looks like a perfect fit for a hostile takeover. | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1653 | We can't let the seam out. You'll just have to loose weight. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1654 | It’s coming back. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1655 | Now you're ready to announce your downsizing plans. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1656 | Perhaps you'd like to see something in a late 1400s Japanese instead. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1657 | It's rust proof and comes with a complimentary oil can. | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1658 | And, it won't shrink. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1659 | Trust me. You don’t want to try what the emperor went with. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1660 | We can retrofit it for breastfeeding. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1661 | And yes, just a cool iron. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1662 | Guaranteed not to wrinkle! | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1663 | You’re truly magnetic! | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1664 | This ensemble takes you from "I don't care" straight to "just leave me alone", I think it's the perfect outfit for you Melania. | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
1665 | It's all the rage with the Brexit crowd! | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1666 | Well, you did request wrinkle free. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1667 | For an extr $20 you can have this in rust | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1668 | #TheeToo? | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1669 | Damsels and Fair Maidens find it absolutely irresistible. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1670 | On my count of three, try a jumping jack. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1671 | Your best defense against outrageous fortune. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1672 | And it comes with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1673 | Trust me, Sir... You do not want an 'Empire' waist... | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
1674 | It’s a look to die for. | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
1675 | This wasn’t the power suit I was expecting. | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
1676 | And in the front, there’s a generous pocket for your keys, wallet, cell phone... | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
1677 | This ensemble is part of our Excalibur collection. | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1678 | Remember... the mirror adds 10 pounds!!! | 1.2886 | 0.04290 | 149 | 111 | 33 | 5 |
1679 | You'll find it very useful on the Subway | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
1680 | It's a very powerful look. | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
1681 | Buy this today and we'll throw in two free knights. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1682 | Since you dress right we'll have the welder make the proper alterations. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1683 | It's a new cost saving alternative to the federal wtness protection program. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1684 | It looked better on the rack | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1685 | You've really made that armor your bitch, if I may say so Sir. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1686 | Yes. It does a great job of making you look slimmer while also blocking out the haters, Mr. Trump. | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1687 | Well, if sir find prefers a lightweight material for Summer, it also comes in Titanium | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1688 | You'll steel the show. | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1689 | Cuffs or no cuffs? | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1690 | I'm just not sure that it's "me". | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1691 | It resists wrinkles like crazy. | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
1692 | It's still a perfect fit, Mr. Romney. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1693 | No, I wouldn't say it makes your axe look fat. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1694 | But, I specifically remember you saying you dress to the right, Sir. | 1.2867 | 0.05024 | 143 | 113 | 19 | 11 |
1695 | We recommend it only be worn out on a cool knight | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1696 | Can I show you our line of shield accessories as well sir? | 1.2867 | 0.04266 | 150 | 112 | 33 | 5 |
1697 | For this week only, we include a complimentary case of WD-40. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1698 | Not only is Retro back in, it'll wear like iron. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1699 | This suit makes a statement: I never go through airport metal detectors because I have my own planes. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1700 | The faire maidens cannot resist a man in uniform. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1701 | I trust you're satisfied with your new tailor-made irons?" | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1702 | It's kinda like getting a sports car and a suit all in one... | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1703 | "Sorry, I misheard you, next we’ll try on a suit from Armani." | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
1704 | I could hammer it in a little. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1705 | Breathable? Sure. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1706 | It's called a reflection, Arthur. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1707 | I wouldn’t send a suit out on a Knight like this! | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1708 | And it's guaranteed to get you standing space in the subway. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1709 | If these catch on the demand for oil has to go up. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1710 | And it comes with two pairs of lance. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1711 | When do you start as the President's new Press Secretary? | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1712 | The best thing about it is the wifi reception. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1713 | Yes, and it wears like iron. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
1714 | Yes, we can certainly special order it in midknight blue. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1715 | Our tailor can adjust for your small hands. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1716 | You won't find a better price anywhere else. We imported the steel before tariffs were imposed. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1717 | Don't get defensive with me, sir... | 1.2857 | 0.04827 | 147 | 115 | 22 | 10 |
1718 | As long as you keep it shiny it’s absolutely a chick magnet!! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1719 | Eventually, everything comes back around. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
1720 | The fit is perfect. Just don't try taking a knee. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
1721 | Of course, it comes with a complementary can of WD40 spray. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1722 | To wear on those occasions for which internal fortitude is insufficient. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
1723 | Of course we do alterations. I'll call in the welder. | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
1724 | And if you buy it today you can avoid the price increase when the tariffs on imported steel go into effect! | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1725 | It’s very slimming and bullet proof | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1726 | I'm afraid it's now more than we quoted...the tarrifs, you know. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1727 | No, I don't think it makes your butt look too big. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1728 | A Codpiece would be the perfect accessory. | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1729 | Takes 600 years off you. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1730 | This is our last suit with tactical pants included. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1731 | The President is ordering one for himself and all of his aides. Even less accountability! | 1.2847 | 0.05089 | 144 | 115 | 17 | 12 |
1732 | No, this armor does not make your ass look big. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1733 | And a dashing figure you'll cut at those Democratic town halls Mr President | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1734 | And this one comes with a heart | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1735 | I need to put you up on a horse before I make the inseam. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1736 | Never needs ironing! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1737 | No, I don't think it makes your butt look big. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1738 | They say you should dress for the job you want. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1739 | It’s perfect for where you’re going, Mr. Manafort. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1740 | Perhaps Sir would be more pleased if our welder let the inseam out a bit. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1741 | A safe choice for any occasion, sir. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1742 | Well sir, if you wanted an extra small ballsack sheild you should have pre-ordered it. | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1743 | Our in-house blacksmith will make the necessary detailed alterations. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1744 | Let's save this for the general election | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1745 | If anything, Sir Lanced-a-lot, I would go with a heavier breast plate. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1746 | Fits like a spoon | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1747 | Cufflinks and other accessories are in the blacksmith department. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1748 | Let me bring in our blacksmith to measure you for the alterations. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1749 | It’s 100% hand-tempered, made from only the finest in fair trade, tariff-free U.S. steel.” | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1750 | And of course our in-house blacksmith can take care of any necessary alterations. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1751 | Alterations included but our blacksmith is out today. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1752 | It will be hard to take in the shoulders | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1753 | Of course we'll iron it for you. | 1.2838 | 0.04798 | 148 | 116 | 22 | 10 |
1754 | And will sir be wanting our executive polishing service? | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
1755 | It's mugging-resistant and you needn't shave. | 1.2838 | 0.04292 | 148 | 111 | 32 | 5 |
1756 | Yes, as advertised, our suits are free. However, you will have to 'friend us' and pay me $4,500 to get you out of it. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
1757 | The oil change is free for the first 6 months. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1758 | I'll even throw in free rustproofing. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
1759 | No, Sir. it's not the latest thing. But it will last forever. It's also grave-ready, Sir. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
1760 | It's all the rage in the Village, my Lord. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1761 | We get a lot of interest in this line during the jousting season | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1762 | So, another wages cut, eh Boss? | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
1763 | We can have our welder take out the waist a little " | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
1764 | Shining is the new slimming. | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1765 | Sir, it's Armor-ni. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
1766 | I told you to go before you put it on. | 1.2828 | 0.04344 | 145 | 109 | 31 | 5 |
1767 | It's Armorni | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
1768 | You look so polished, all ready for a knight on the town! | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1769 | Yes, it is a bit of a hassle in metal detectors, but on the street or subway you'll be the safest traveler out there. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1770 | This also comes in tarnished, rust, and splattered. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1771 | You want Guinevere to leave Arthur? Show up at the table wearing this. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1772 | Hemming is free, but there is a two weeks wait on the forge." | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1773 | The socks tie it all together | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1774 | It is durable and wrinkle resistant. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1775 | We have it in silver and also in pink. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1776 | If you want to try a different look, I can show you something in a gabardine. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1777 | Best of all, it's completely wrinkle-free. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1778 | This one's made of brushed steel. Shining armor is sooo last year. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1779 | Asking for a raise today? | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1780 | We call this style heavy metal | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1781 | But I’m not really into Heavy Metal. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1782 | By the way, the poleyns are detachable if it's causal vespers. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1783 | No, sir. It does not make your butt look big | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1784 | Needless to say, dry clean only. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1785 | Insults can still get through. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1786 | ...and a suit like this, it'll never go out of style! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1787 | Maybe something a little less subtle. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1788 | Your Press Conference is ready for you Mr. Sessions. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1789 | We're gearing up for the mid-terms... | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1790 | Best of all, it needs no ironing | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1791 | What you save on dry-cleaning will be more than enough to cover the monthly polishing. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1792 | At the end of the day, you just remove the helmet and gloves and you are ready for a night out with the Huns. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1793 | Knock ‘em dead Sir! | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1794 | Good you bought it before tarrifs | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
1795 | Our welder asked whether you dress to the right or the left, sir. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1796 | . . . and, unlike the Tin Man, no oiling is required, ever. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1797 | It's what all the men of tomorrow will be wearing when we rise up against the machines. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1798 | No, just because you're getting out of your 'Goth' phase does NOT mean you have to move onto 'heavy metal'. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1799 | The mace is a perfect accessory for business meetings. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1800 | And every suit comes with a free Rust-oleum overcoat. | 1.2817 | 0.04165 | 142 | 105 | 34 | 3 |
1801 | The WD40 is complimentary | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1802 | I can make the codpiece any size you want. | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
1803 | The stainless steel upgrade is very chic. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1804 | You are the President, you can wear anything you like. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1805 | I think you're ready for the shareholders' meeting. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1806 | You need a welder not a tailor. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1807 | Those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune will just bounce right off. I guarantee it. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1808 | I can also show you something in chain mail for the summer raids... | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1809 | It's perfect for going out in public or flying coach, Mr. Pruitt. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1810 | We recommend WD-40 | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1811 | Well, it DOES add 30 pounds... | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1812 | Our tailor can take the tasset in, sir, for a more modern look. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1813 | Wow, I see you are serious about your celibacy pledge! | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1814 | Classic European, sir. But in a good way. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1815 | Latest preference for WH staffers.. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1816 | We also have 'Relaxed Fit' for the long distance crusader. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1817 | Comes with a free can of WD40. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1818 | It's Ivanka's new crossover line for her family's supporters. | 1.2817 | 0.05034 | 142 | 113 | 18 | 11 |
1819 | It's made out of pure platinum -- just as you ordered, Mister Secretary. Will you be paying for it now, or should we just bill the American people? | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1820 | Oh yeah, you will absolutely kill showing up in this. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1821 | It's our top seller, the #Me Too safety suit. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1822 | It's a classic cut and wears like iron. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1823 | This fine ensemble will match the anonymity of your online rants! | 1.2817 | 0.05034 | 142 | 113 | 18 | 11 |
1824 | Don't worry, blood stains come right out! | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1825 | Which side do you dress on? | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1826 | Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1827 | We sell a lot of these to Democratic candidates in the red states. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1828 | Another grail quest Sir? | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1829 | This should be fine for any round table event. | 1.2817 | 0.05034 | 142 | 113 | 18 | 11 |
1830 | ...And since there’s no need for a tie, it’s perfect for casual Fridays | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1831 | Her attorney will never expect it. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1832 | Sir, I’d recommend you refrain from drinking liquids. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1833 | When we say we can fit you in any suit, we mean any suit. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1834 | The classics never go out of style, Sir. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1835 | Some things never go out of style. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1836 | I think you’ll find the codpiece surprisingly breathable | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1837 | It's the latest in our "no wrinkles" line. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1838 | It's our Saturday Knight special. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1839 | First marriage? | 1.2817 | 0.05034 | 142 | 113 | 18 | 11 |
1840 | If you prefer, we also have teflon | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1841 | It's the last one in stock and they don't even make this particular one anymore. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1842 | The gauntlets are bespoke. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1843 | ...Your first babysitting job? | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
1844 | We also have it in taupe. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1845 | And you get a month of free jousting lessons with it. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1846 | Just make sure you get it dry cleaned. | 1.2817 | 0.04165 | 142 | 105 | 34 | 3 |
1847 | You'll have the Board's attention, and our crossbow enhancer always commands respect. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1848 | and it comes with 2 shirts of maille..... | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1849 | You may want to consider the stainless option. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1850 | It's very popular among Trump cabinet members. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1851 | Great durability and it's gauranteed against shrinkage. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1852 | Tariff charges are not included. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1853 | Yesterday’s forgotten fashions are today’s hottest style! | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1854 | No no it flatters your physique | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1855 | Dry cleaning is recommended. | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1856 | Will you be taking it with you or like it mailed? | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1857 | It is guaranteed not to rust-out in the crotch. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1858 | Got a job at the White House? | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1859 | It's not breathable, but it's the price you pay for fashion these days. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1860 | Trust me, the material will hold up for a hundred years. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1861 | I could take in the shoulders a bit, but it will take about a month. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1862 | It’s half off, Mr. Wong, because of a chi… er… I mean a small defect in the armor. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1863 | I can see from the kink you dress to the left. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1864 | Sir, would you like us to add a pocket for your cellphone? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1865 | We can always have it soldered. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1866 | You did say you liked a classic style... | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1867 | It was the cat's ass just five or six centuries ago. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1868 | Both handsome and practical for your reelection bid, sir! | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1869 | Would you prefer the crotch to the right or to the left? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1870 | We call it the Chief of Staff | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1871 | It's guaranteed Twitter proof. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1872 | Looks very sharp sir. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1873 | We also carry it in light-weight aluminum for summer wear. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1874 | It's all the rage at the FBI. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1875 | And you'll definitely want to get our undercoating package | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1876 | Board meeting today? | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1877 | Yes sir, I think that's exactly what you had in mind when she called you, saying she was naked and wanted a night to remember. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1878 | Does this make my ego look big? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1879 | I'm sure we can get the squeak out of the knees and have the suit ready by Thursday, sir | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
1880 | Designed in Italy, welded in the good ole USA. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
1881 | Not only is it wrinkle resistant, it's rust-proof too! | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
1882 | Does this make me looked dated? | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
1883 | We can adjust the cod piece. Which side does Sir "dress" on? | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
1884 | We call this model the 'White House Press Secretary'. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1885 | If it's not to your liking, we also have it in sparkling and sterling. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
1886 | This should help stave off those self-inflicted wounds. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1887 | Now let's see if your horse likes it" | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
1888 | A knight out on the town I see? | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1889 | Our finest vintage jousting outfit for engaging with Fake News Forces...Perfect! | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1890 | There will of course be a modest surcharge for alterations. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1891 | Sure we can take it in a bit. Let me get our Blacksmith. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1892 | Wear that baby to your next next job interview and see if you don't get some respect. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1893 | On sale this week, each outfit comes with a six pack of WD-40. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1894 | She asked for a knight in shining armor...give her what she wants. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1895 | It's new from our Knight and Shiny collection. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1896 | Trump ordered 3. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1897 | Yes. It is supposed to be so large in crotch. It is for your protection, Sir. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1898 | At $3250.00 sir, it's a steel. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1899 | It's what all the great kings have worn, Mr. President. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1900 | Anyone ever tell you, you look just like your father? | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1901 | Well, Mrs. Trump, I doubt it would draw more attention than your Zara jacket, but it might serve as a distraction. You Trumps do that so well! | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1902 | Oh, you meant something for NIGHT time... | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1903 | Alterations will be done by our blacksmith. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1904 | On last question Sire. Do you dress to the left or the right? | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1905 | It comes with an iron-clad warranty. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1906 | Some sensible metal shoes would really complete the ensemble | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1907 | Yes, our firm fashioned suits for your father and his father before him ... | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1908 | It'll be perfect for your trip to London Mr President - very regal and those rotten tomatoes won't stand a chance. | 1.2786 | 0.04974 | 140 | 111 | 19 | 10 |
1909 | Just remember: Dry clean only. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1910 | Sir, would you like this in rust? | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1911 | I can’t wait till you tell Giuliana you’re wearing Frank Gehry. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1912 | See, it is more modern looking without the sword. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1913 | We’ve taken the vintage look to the next level.. | 1.2786 | 0.04974 | 140 | 111 | 19 | 10 |
1914 | It's the perfect suit for knight-life here in the city... | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1915 | This is Hell. You're in Hell. We all live in Hell. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1916 | Don't worry . . most of them will see a suit of shining armor . . . not totally shielded aggressive insensitivity . . . | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1917 | Ironically, it's ideal for people who don't like to iron | 1.2786 | 0.04188 | 140 | 104 | 33 | 3 |
1918 | I would also suggest the "rust-proofing" package. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1919 | Would you like to see it in a different color? | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1920 | And may I say, along with the perfect fit and durability, this suit should minimize inappropriate sexual comments, ma'am. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1921 | The mirror adds 80 pounds. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1922 | Wears like iron. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1923 | You can’t see, since you put it on backwards | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1924 | Over Armor..it’s our response to Too Casual Friday | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1925 | And the Depends are included in the deal. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1926 | Nope. She has you listed as Maid of ARMOR. | 1.2786 | 0.04974 | 140 | 111 | 19 | 10 |
1927 | Well, it beats “on the rack” | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 22 | 9 |
1928 | It'll wear very well but airport security might be a problem | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
1929 | It brings out your eyes. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1930 | Iron is our most breathable metal. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1931 | Of course I always recommend that you use the bathroom before you dress for the joust. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1932 | Yes, Letting it out two inches in the waist will be a problem. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1933 | Don’t worry. Any one of our three blacksmiths can take it in an inch or two for you. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1934 | Chivalry most certainly is not dead, Sir. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1935 | Very popular since the #Me Too movement. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1936 | What's old is new and this certainly suits you. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1937 | You can bet that all the damsels will act distressed. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1938 | It really looks good on you but tailoring will take three months! | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1939 | This model is resistant to bullets, impervious to thrown eggs, and will resist most slings and arrows characteristic of our present political climate. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1940 | We'll make free alterations if you lose a limb in jousting. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1941 | It comes with an imaginary dragon, Mr. Quixote. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1942 | I think it makes me look fat. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1943 | So, this is your third marriage? | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1944 | Armor makes the man. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1945 | Just so you know, it’s dry-clean only. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1946 | Well...I guess that the dancing part would not be that easy... | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1947 | Goodness no, sir. I don't think you look silly at all. She'll love it. This is a very popular part of our "Damsel in Distress" wedding package, and comes with a free bottle of our "Night in Shining Armor" touchup polish. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1948 | Holy Grail sold separately | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
1949 | Yes, that one has been on our clearance rack for some time. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1950 | It'll take you stain-free from the battlefield to the castle feast. | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1951 | I actually have two of this exact suit myself. | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
1952 | Unfortunately, sir, after #MeToo, this suit no longer comes with a cod piece. | 1.2769 | 0.05124 | 130 | 103 | 18 | 9 |
1953 | It's the perfect thing for a knight out on the town! | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1954 | It’s great for men living in their Middle Ages. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1955 | With the upcoming tariffs on imported steel, you won't see a price like this anytime soon. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1956 | The perfect attire for a knight on the town. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1957 | Never mind the maloclusion; the rest of it fits like a charm. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1958 | A knight she surely won’t forget, sir | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1959 | Good choice, sir. It was all the rage in 1542. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1960 | I guarantee you, sir, heavy metal never goes out of style. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1961 | It's Post Empire | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1962 | We also carry it in millennial pink | 1.2766 | 0.04942 | 141 | 112 | 19 | 10 |
1963 | Yes sir, you look much better now. It's like knight and day! | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1964 | You're right. It's so much more understated without the feathers. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1965 | Ill have our blacksmith take in the shoulders. | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1966 | It's half price during Crusades season. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1967 | ActYes, that suit of armor DOES make your ass look fat. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1968 | Transitions seamlessly from day to Knight | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1969 | Oh no, sir. On the contrary, it makes you look thin. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1970 | Will you be renting or bartering? | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1971 | Oh, delicious irony Brother Torquemada; 'Off the Rack", indeed! | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1972 | Yes, it is a suit befitting a new White House press secretary. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1973 | This is one of our finest wrinkle free, all iron suits. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1974 | It's like a magnet for the ladies. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1975 | Our blacksmith can make the alterations while you wait. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1976 | It's very popular with the #MeToo crowd, ma'am. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1977 | Might I suggest, as an accessory, a bright yellow 'power' lance? | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1978 | Plus this suit is SPF 1,000,000 | 1.2766 | 0.04838 | 141 | 111 | 21 | 9 |
1979 | No, your butt does not look too big. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1980 | Perhaps if you raise the visor... | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1981 | Chivalry ready, sir | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1982 | We'll throw in a year's supply of WD-40. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1983 | Can go from "Crusades" to "Knights of the Round Table" by just adjusting the helmet. | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1984 | SLIMMING YES, SILENT, NO. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1985 | Sir, I would venture to say that the young lady's desire for a knight in shining armor was more figurative than literal. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1986 | You're now ready for Twitter. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1987 | Sorry, only the mens line has pockets. | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1988 | See, I told you! Spanx DO make a big difference. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1989 | Would you like the matching mace? Or will that be all Mrs. Huckabee? | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1990 | Yes sir, you'll be protected from any impeachment proceedings.....for several days. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1991 | It's this or give up eating at Mexican restaurants, Mr. Miller. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
1992 | It’s what we recommend for anybody looking to get into politics. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1993 | I think you'll agree. The perfect attire for your divorce proceedings. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1994 | It’s the perfect suit for White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, Mr President. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
1995 | Did I mention they’re buy one, get one half off? | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
1996 | Good choice for your first date with Trump | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1997 | Trust me, you won't be seen dead in it | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
1998 | Our surgeon will adjust the length of your neck for free. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1999 | Would you like to try that with a jockstrap? | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
2000 | No worries. It comes with a can of oil. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2001 | It is very popular in D.C. right now. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2002 | I'm sorry a brain does not come with the alterations. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2003 | Have you considered that when she told you what she was looking for in a man she was speaking figuratively? | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2004 | As we like to say, "The tasset is an asset, but the cuisse is the tease." | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
2005 | I take it you've come here for our Hundred Years War Liquidation Sale. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2006 | And, for a little more, I can adjust the codpiece, if you know what I mean. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2007 | Look at it this way, you need to look at the inner you. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2008 | It's very popular now among congressmen. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
2009 | You are certainly exploring the limits of the 'Dress for the job you want' maxim, Mr. Bennington. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
2010 | You’ll be killed in a jousting match way before this baby goes out of style. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2011 | If you’re on the fence, it comes with a very smart pocket square. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2012 | Alfred, when I said ‘Dark Knight’, I had a different look in mind. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2013 | Every White House Chief of Staff should have one. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2014 | Everyone at the White house is wearing them. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
2015 | If you take two, I'll throw in a matching lance and shield. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2016 | It's retro | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2017 | Well they say “dress for the job you want” and, like, how sick would THIS job be? | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2018 | It's what everyone working in the White House is wearing. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
2019 | Does this armor make me look fat? | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2020 | Don't worry, it'll stretch. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2021 | I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t think we’ll be able to take in the shoulders. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2022 | For fun, we add a fascinator. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2023 | It comes with a can opener, just in case. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
2024 | Basically, it protects most of you, but your ass is still exposed. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2025 | In corporate business attire, the 1190's have never gone out of style. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2026 | It’s popular with both White House staff and White House reporters. And it comes with a second helmet. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
2027 | It’s all-American Steel | 1.2746 | 0.04596 | 142 | 110 | 25 | 7 |
2028 | And it provides a nice display in your library rather than taking up closet space when you are not wearing it. | 1.2746 | 0.04016 | 142 | 105 | 35 | 2 |
2029 | Not what I meant by something suitable to wear for the night. | 1.2746 | 0.04703 | 142 | 111 | 23 | 8 |
2030 | There is an additional 30% off with proof of pillaging. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2031 | And it's perfect for a knight on the town, sire. | 1.2743 | 0.05221 | 113 | 88 | 19 | 6 |
2032 | Mr. President! Your uniform for the parade | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
2033 | The current Press Secretary ordered one last week. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
2034 | Who's the lucky lady? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2035 | I think you'll be pleased you paid us a visit before telling your wife about your love affair. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
2036 | It fits you perfectly, but don't wear it on rainy days. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
2037 | Not waterproof. But definitely water resistant. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2038 | It looks sharp, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2039 | Yep, it does make your ass huge. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2040 | The very latest thing in back-to-school wear. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
2041 | Yes, Sir, this is business castle wear. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2042 | The classics never really die out. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2043 | If you prefer, we could install zippers both aft and stern | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
2044 | Yes, my lord, in a manner of speaking, this is a permanent press, no iron suit! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2045 | "It's also available in chain mail, perfect for the summer months." | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2046 | I'm guessing this is your first Metallica concert. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
2047 | It’s a spearsucker suit. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
2048 | And we offer free altercations for the life of the suit. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
2049 | It really suits you. And there's a furniture store next door with some very nice round tables. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
2050 | Dents maybe, but no wrinkles, guaranteed. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
2051 | Don't forget to pee before putting it on! | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
2052 | Actually, Knight in Shining Armor Chic is making a comeback | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
2053 | Honestly. No one looks any better in it than you. | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2054 | You look super cute | 1.2734 | 0.04982 | 139 | 111 | 18 | 10 |
2055 | Shotgun Wedding? We have just the suit for you | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2056 | Believe me, Mr. Pruitt, your staff will love it. | 1.2734 | 0.04544 | 139 | 107 | 26 | 6 |
2057 | Perfect for the CEO compensation discussion. | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2058 | It goes really well with your eyes. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
2059 | Are you sure this looks say "Internet security guru"? | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
2060 | I guess you didn't understand when I asked for heavy metal gear. | 1.2734 | 0.05086 | 139 | 112 | 16 | 11 |
2061 | It will protect you and allow you to be the arrogant SOB you have always been. Shall I have it wrapped, Don Jr.? | 1.2734 | 0.04658 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2062 | There’s also a gently used version that comes in spotted red. | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
2063 | Do you have it in matte? | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
2064 | Where it says No Iron it means Wash and Wear | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
2065 | Its not rustproof but its guaranteed to protect you against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
2066 | Clever, but I'll still need to measure the inseam. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
2067 | It also comes in chain mail and Press Secretary brass. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
2068 | Yes, it is extremely well suited for family gatherings. | 1.2714 | 0.04401 | 140 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
2069 | Or would you rather go with the power tie? | 1.2714 | 0.04282 | 140 | 106 | 30 | 4 |
2070 | Will that be cash, check, or -- oh, of course. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
2071 | I'm afraid this suit makes me look ten pounds heavier. | 1.2714 | 0.04738 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
2072 | You might want to consider accessorizing the outfit with a jeweled scabbard and perhaps an escutcheon in a subdued pattern. | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
2073 | Actually Sir, a Suit of Armani was my suggestion... | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
2074 | I do think the chest plate makes you look a bit more round | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2075 | The pre-tariff price still applied to the material in this suit. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2076 | Alterations and rustproofing are extra. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2077 | It'll help with the Mace and Axe, but you'll still suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2078 | Your butt is supposed to look big, Sir Galahad. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2079 | It might be a throwback but it's the latest in K-12 teacher-wear | 1.2713 | 0.05133 | 129 | 103 | 17 | 9 |
2080 | It's the perfect suit for a divorce hearing. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2081 | Under Armor is optional. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2082 | It definitely makes you look a few centuries younger. | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2083 | It also comes in seersucker, for those hot, summery days. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2084 | It's sophisticated without being too stuffy. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2085 | This one is from our 'Homeowner's Association Meeting' line. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2086 | The patches of rust just indicate that it's irony. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2087 | It breathes better with a wicking undershirt. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2088 | No, you don't look fat. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2089 | No, actually the chain mail made your butt look bigger. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
2090 | Of course, it comes with an ironclad guarantee. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
2091 | The accessories department have a lovely selection of lances should you wish to joust later.” | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2092 | And, it comes with a complimentary can of WD40 | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2093 | I can let you have it today at a pre-tariff price. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2094 | Well you did ask for something that would ‘make a statement’ | 1.2713 | 0.04227 | 129 | 96 | 31 | 2 |
2095 | On you, it says, 'I rule the Hamptons.' | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2096 | This one's a vintage look but it still shows people who's the boss. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
2097 | I said 'armoire', Jerry. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
2098 | You might have to carry an oil can with you. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
2099 | It's guaranteed to last for at least five protest marches. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2100 | Power suits are back in. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2101 | It also comes in chain mail. | 1.2713 | 0.04368 | 129 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2102 | Yes. This is the newest in our Identity Protection line, but I’m afraid your card has been declined. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2103 | You should consider wearing a layer of Under Amour with this suit. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2104 | Yes, it's a great fit, but you may run into trouble at airport security. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2105 | Swords and arrows? Yes. Assault weapons? Sorry, no. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
2106 | It's off the rack and slightly used ... but it will kill at the party | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2107 | Yes, these Italian suits are often on the shiny side. | 1.2713 | 0.04891 | 129 | 101 | 21 | 7 |
2108 | I usually recommend this for a first date but as this is your engagement party, may I suggest something a little less insecure? | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2109 | Can you tell if I am a woman? | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2110 | We can't guarantee that it will keep you safe in a typical American urban environment,but we can say it will at least give you a fighting chance. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
2111 | This is the last we have that’s wrinkle free. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
2112 | We also have it in wool but most people find it's too itchy. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2113 | It does wonders for your posture. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2114 | …and it seamless goes from day to knight. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2115 | And if I may say so sir, it suits you | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2116 | It's very slimming. But I'd avoid the scale. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2117 | Mr. President, this will only protect you from sticks and stones. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2118 | You can wear it to weddings, work events, and even casual battles. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2119 | It comes with a jousting lance painted to match your coat of arms, a matching handkerchief for a fair maiden, and a free visit to the emergency room. Even out of your network. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2120 | Yes sir, this is perfect for your visit to the immigration center. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2121 | You'll never have to go to the dry cleaners again. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2122 | And just a quick accessory swap--briefcase to sword--takes this suit from the boardroom to the battlefield. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2123 | Alterations can be completed over knight. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
2124 | We'll throw in two pairs of socks. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2125 | Okay. If I throw in the over-coating, do we have a deal? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2126 | I have a pair of Brown Wigtips that will go great with that | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2127 | No one has ever been mugged that wore this suit. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2128 | It’s the perfect look for day to knight. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2129 | You did mention she'd be in distress, Sir...? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2130 | We have this in the relaxed fit as well. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2131 | It's moth proof too. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2132 | A perfect fit and this suit easily goes from day to knight. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2133 | Would you like to see the matching lance? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2134 | just don't go near any magnets | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2135 | You'll be a hit at the Crusades | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
2136 | There’s a 20 percent surcharge because of Trump’s steel tariff . | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2137 | It's vintage, you know. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2138 | Best-dressed at the Round Table | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2139 | You said you dress to the right so that's what I went with. It's a little late to change your mind now. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2140 | Does your lance lie to the left or to the right? | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2141 | This really suits you for the school you are teaching in! | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2142 | It brings out the color of your eyes! | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2143 | If I may say so, sir, you’ll just slay them when you wear it. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2144 | I think it suits you really well | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2145 | Sure Mr. Trump, this will send the right message to the children | 1.2707 | 0.05133 | 133 | 107 | 16 | 10 |
2146 | It suits you—a real steel, by the way. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2147 | We could put a collapsible front at the crotch line if you like. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2148 | The latest from the more militant of the Brooks Brothers. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2149 | I would suggest a blazer. | 1.2707 | 0.05133 | 133 | 107 | 16 | 10 |
2150 | No, I’m afraid alterations are not included on clearance items. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2151 | Our onsite metallurgist offers free alterations | 1.2705 | 0.05079 | 122 | 96 | 19 | 7 |
2152 | Our welder is in Tuesdays and Saturdays. | 1.2705 | 0.04943 | 122 | 95 | 21 | 6 |
2153 | It offers uncompromised protection from backstabbers and cupid's arrows. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
2154 | Game of Thrones themed weddings are very popular these days. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2155 | You said you’re in mergers and acquisitions, right? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2156 | Perfect for a Knight on the town, Sir. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2157 | Nothing quite says 'I'm your Knight in Shining Armor' as this one. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2158 | The late middle ages are very popular right now. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2159 | It's perfect for that Heavy Metal concert. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2160 | Perfect for your next hostile takeover. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2161 | Believe you me sir, it will wear like iron. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2162 | And ... there’s a sword waiting for you at your desk, sir | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2163 | Is anyone in there? | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
2164 | Perhaps a different look for 'a knight on the town'? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2165 | Our classic suits come in steel gray and silver. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2166 | Yes, you'll be fully protected until the invention of firearms. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2167 | This model comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2168 | The fit is joust right | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2169 | Most people love the blood-wicking technology. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2170 | What really will make you stand out is if you get the matching shield and sword! | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2171 | I’ll have my Squire summon the Uber. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2172 | Everything old is new again. | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
2173 | I was joust kidding about the under armor remark | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2174 | Oh, you meant evening wear. I misunderstood when you said knight wear. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2175 | An added bonus is no dry cleaning, just a squirt of oil. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2176 | We call it butt of steel | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2177 | Sticks and stones are just like words now | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
2178 | They say the 15th century is making a comeback. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2179 | First year free alterations for missing limbs. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
2180 | Classic fit. It suits you. | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
2181 | Sir, this is Brooks Brothers. Alterations are free whether metal or cloth. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2182 | It's tres hip. ALL the White House staff is wearing it. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2183 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders wears this at restaurants | 1.2672 | 0.05177 | 131 | 106 | 15 | 10 |
2184 | I’ll have the tailor bring the acetylene torch if the inseam is feeling a bit snug. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2185 | And it's SPF 540 and vermin resistant | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
2186 | Your daughter only gets married once, Mr. Markle. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2187 | I guess you are a politician? | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2188 | and it will protect you from the slings and arrows of fake news | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 104 | 19 | 8 |
2189 | The beauty of it is, you can suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune all day long, take arms against a sea of troubles in the evening, and never a wrinkle. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2190 | This is the latest look for self-driving cars. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2191 | This is our latest from Over Armour. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2192 | Indeed, sir, this line is quite popular with current White House staffers. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
2193 | Guaranteed protection against both slings and arrows over your outrageous fortune | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
2194 | For when you really need a power suit. | 1.2672 | 0.04575 | 131 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
2195 | '...of course, alterations could take a while...'. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
2196 | We're happy to provide alterations if you don't have your own blacksmith. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2197 | Dressing to the left, sir? No problem. I'll get the welder. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2198 | Very popular choice. Alterations are taking about a year or two. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
2199 | Does sir dress to the left or the right? | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
2200 | This is for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.2662 | 0.04852 | 139 | 111 | 19 | 9 |
2201 | This is for when you really have to throw down the gauntlet. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2202 | I can always use a hammer if you'd like a more tapered look. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2203 | That's what I get for choosing fashion over comfort. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2204 | And it comes with a catheter! | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2205 | Shall we add a spiked mace ball to bring out those broad shoulders ? | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2206 | If I may say so sir, you look particularly well-suited for a hostile take-over. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2207 | The oil can is sold separately - they can help you in the accessory department. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2208 | Melania will LOVE it,sir!!! | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2209 | Looks like someone’s in for a big knight. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2210 | This suit only comes in one color, Sir. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2211 | We sell a lot of these to White House staffers. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2212 | Let me get the blow torch and we'll take it up in the crotch a bit. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2213 | And the best part--the suit is 100% moth proof! | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
2214 | American steel is an excellent choice for your nostalgic trade war, Mr. President. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2215 | It’s guaranteed rust proof and wrinkle free. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2216 | It's the finest in "not me too" ladies wear. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2217 | Sure, it's dry clean only, but classic lines, and it will wear like iron. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2218 | It's the latest addition to the NRA's new Protection clothing line. Overstated and archaic just like the NRA. | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
2219 | Rough G7 summit, Sir? | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2220 | Remember, stay out of the rain. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2221 | Since it’s our yearly sale, it comes with a second pair of greaves and cuisses! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2222 | It’s an Armourani! | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2223 | Yes. Very slimming, sir. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2224 | I'm thinking you are having doubts about being a school teacher. | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
2225 | Alterations are extra. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2226 | We designed it specifically for the modern woman seeking added comfort in her male-dominated place of work. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2227 | This suit doesn't require dry cleaning. Just walk through a car wash. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2228 | The school board budget was too small to arm teachers with guns. Instead, these suits should suffice. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2229 | ...and the musk oil lubricant gives it that manly scent. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2230 | Very nice choice, sir. It's constructed of the finest Canadian Steel, imported before the Trump Tariffs. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2231 | It suggests a certain chivalrous gravitas in negotiations that conveys that you are both gallant and dangerous. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2232 | People will imagine you're ripped. | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
2233 | As featured in Esquire. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
2234 | Well, now you’re ready to meet the in-laws | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
2235 | hmmm...i don’t know. does it make me look fat? | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
2236 | Mr. Trump will see you now. | 1.2652 | 0.05142 | 132 | 107 | 15 | 10 |
2237 | It’s protection, but it’s not 100%. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
2238 | Ah, there you are, sir! Much more slimming than the chain mail. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
2239 | It's Made in America | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
2240 | Nice fit. Perfect for any hostile takeover. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2241 | Congratulations on your election to Congress! | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
2242 | It's Italian, of course, and really fits you like a gauntlet. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
2243 | Stunning! And many other young gents decided on this to meet a future father-in-law. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
2244 | ... and for an additional small fee we can include rust proofing. | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
2245 | Looks great. Stay right there and I'll bring in the welder to tighten up that inseam. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
2246 | May I also interest you in some stay cool underarmor? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
2247 | if it needs to be altered, we have a welder on site | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
2248 | It's perfect for a middle aged man like you. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2249 | It's also available in cashmere. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
2250 | Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
2251 | The fly is made of Velcro | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
2252 | Surely you joust, milady. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
2253 | If that's a concern you can always try Depends. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
2254 | Do you want cuffs ? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
2255 | Might I also interest you in anything white satin? | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
2256 | The novelty alone is worth the price. | 1.2640 | 0.04272 | 125 | 94 | 29 | 2 |
2257 | It's the kind of suit that makes people call you Sir. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2258 | I beleive she was speaking metaphorically when she said she was looking for a knight in shining armor. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
2259 | And ...with the titanium codpiece you can pee in battle and not worry about those telltale rust stains. | 1.2636 | 0.05105 | 129 | 104 | 16 | 9 |
2260 | No, this does not come in white satin. | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
2261 | And in autumn, you can wear it in rust. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2262 | Not everyone can carry that off... | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
2263 | It also comes in Bronze | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
2264 | It's impeccably tailored and comes with WiFi. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2265 | This suit is no iron - it's aluminum. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2266 | ... and no one will stop you from using the rest room of your choice. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2267 | So...time for your annual employee evaluation? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2268 | Rain? Not to worry. There's a little oil can under the breastplate. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2269 | And, it is wrinkle free. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2270 | Congratulations on being elected to Congress. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2271 | Been invited to the UN Human Rights Committee, have you? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2272 | You wouldn't be Jousting me would you ? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2273 | it's stylish, trendy, and totally in vogue. Of course, the occasional itch can be problematic. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2274 | A classic look never goes out of style. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2275 | Evening wear? Sir, I understood you requested “knight time” ensemble. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2276 | Yes, it is a performance fabric. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2277 | It's not often we get a perfect fit on a garment right off the rack. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2278 | We can inscribe a tasteless statement on the back if you so desire. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2279 | All aluminum design...pre-tariff price. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2280 | Armani armor | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2281 | I ordered it in time to beat the tariff on coats of armor. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2282 | No, sir, we don't recommend machine washing. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2283 | I think the 43 Long would be a better fit. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2284 | You'll want to wear boxers | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2285 | Well, yes, linen would breathe more, but this is guaranteed wrinkle-free! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2286 | And this suit comes with a personalized Phillips Head screwdriver. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2287 | UPF 50, no laundry expense, and 95% bulletproof with the visor down. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2288 | You'll lose several sizes just walking around in it for a few weeks. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2289 | Well, it sends a much stronger message than the standard power tie | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2290 | It's Over Armour, of course. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2291 | Dry cleaning bills will be a thing of the past. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2292 | Yep, you're still a twat. | 1.2619 | 0.05307 | 126 | 103 | 13 | 10 |
2293 | Of course it’s entirely up to if you don’t want to wear the vest. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2294 | I think the new Armorni suits you better sir | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2295 | Really hides that unwanted belly fat. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2296 | I hope you have a nice armoire in which to hang your new suit. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2297 | Buy two and I can throw in the lance. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2298 | It never needs irony! | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2299 | From our Coat of Armani Collection | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2300 | It complements your stiff upper lip,Sir! | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2301 | You'll slay 'em in this outfit. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2302 | Our finest suit, sir. Will you be paying with credit or gold? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2303 | Our smith will measure for alterations. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2304 | It should last for many seasons if you don’t get it wet | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2305 | You're gonna like the way it patinas, we guarantee it. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2306 | This is from one of our earliest archival lines. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2307 | Yes, you do look taller. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2308 | It’s our summer ‘Spearsucker’ model. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2309 | Well... If this is too much for you, you can always take it down a notch with a pair of sneakers. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2310 | If I may say, Sir, it's quite the take-no-prisoners look. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2311 | Trust me, chivalry is making a comeback next season. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2312 | We have it in denim. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2313 | So, how are you enjoying your job with the Trump Administration? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2314 | It's our new summer-weight polymer. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2315 | What time is your appointment with Mr. Weinstein, Miss Wright? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2316 | Looking good for your knight out. | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
2317 | We have our own in-house smithy, so any alterations can be done on site. | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
2318 | YOU LOOK 400 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!!!! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2319 | I think it enhances your best attributes. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2320 | A fine selection, Sir. I’ll have our blacksmith get your measurements. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2321 | This suit offers the utmost protection against duals, dragons, and #MeToo. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2322 | A daring choice, sir. Most men stop at underarmours. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2323 | Now you're ready for your grand jury testimony. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2324 | It’s an older style, but this suit’s a classic. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2325 | ...and have ye a Lord and Tailor Rewards Card? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2326 | Which side does your mace hang on? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2327 | No, a few hours earlier than that. It's "evening" wear. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2328 | This is part of our #Metoo collection | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2329 | We have the same style in chainmail, but plate is much more slimming. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2330 | I'm thinking great for fighting those hostile corporate takeovers, but not so hot for your subway commute. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2331 | You did say that you wanted something traditional | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2332 | It's one of those timeless classics you can wear anywhere. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2333 | Chaste makes waste, they say. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2334 | Your suit can be forged in 3 days, sir ! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2335 | Thin Man”? I thought you said “Tin Man” | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2336 | Trust me. This is the finish you want. Shiny is so over rated. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2337 | With a little oil, you can even go out in the rain. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2338 | I see you went for the one with the pleats. Good choice! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2339 | It looks perfect on you! Should I get a can opener or will you be wearing it home? | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2340 | The fit is perfect, but I think the stainless looks better on you. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2341 | Unfortunately, it's our special model for schoolteachers. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2342 | It’s a little dated but you’ll never have another dry cleaning bill. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2343 | Looks a little tight in the hinge | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2344 | Talk about farts that linger. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
2345 | They say the man makes the suit. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
2346 | So, is it 'yes' or 'ni'? | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
2347 | And it's rainproof. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
2348 | And the best part is without a belt you will absolutely speed through security. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
2349 | That armor really suits you. | 1.2595 | 0.04414 | 131 | 101 | 26 | 4 |
2350 | In light of Me Too, the company has decided to update our recommended dress code. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2351 | It also comes in relaxed platinum. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2352 | I'll even throw in a can of WD-40. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2353 | It's the closest we have to a full metal jacket. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2354 | Honestly, the waist cinch isn’t very mid-friendly—frankly, I’d even daresay it’s mid-evil. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2355 | Fits like a glove. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2356 | We also have that in aluminum for those warm summer jousts. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2357 | Tight in the crotch is the style, sir. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2358 | Isn't it early to dress for the 2020 primary debates? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2359 | Wear that to the board meeting, and they will know you are intent on pursuing your agenda. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2360 | And you can also use it as a colander! | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2361 | If this is too plain, we also have a line in herringbone, and one in tweed. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2362 | Your next Cabinet meeting with him should be less stressful. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2363 | Your suit comes with a three year shine or an oil can. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2364 | It’s perfect for that Round Table discussion. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
2365 | as an added feature it comes with a can opener. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
2366 | If I were the Queen, I'd tap that. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
2367 | Dry clean only. No ironing needed. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2368 | We also have it in a cotton wool blend. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
2369 | We do have that in an air conditioned version. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
2370 | Off the rack isn't a bad thing. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2371 | Admit it. It's you. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
2372 | I think a lance will really bring the look together | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
2373 | It's a very polished look. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
2374 | The mirror adds 10 plates. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
2375 | Nice suit. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
2376 | It looks better in middle ages. | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
2377 | This is what happens when you buy a suit off the rack. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
2378 | Now they'll HAVE to call you Sir. | 1.2566 | 0.05149 | 113 | 90 | 17 | 6 |
2379 | my wife will hate it- I'll take five | 1.2566 | 0.05591 | 113 | 93 | 11 | 9 |
2380 | We call it “practical tactical” Mr Pruitt. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2381 | Unlike the Armani sir, this one WILL stop both melee attacks and ranged projectiles. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2382 | That will be quite comfortable with your under-armour | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2383 | And in full armor, nobody knows you’re a dog. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2384 | Next sir, will you be trying on daywear? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2385 | Fits pretty good for off the rack. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2386 | Every teacher gets a 15% discount and free shield. | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2387 | We have our own in-house welder for alternations. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2388 | If you INSIST on a zipper I think we can do that for you. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2389 | Tailor-made for the summer. The mosquitoes won't have a chance. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2390 | For alternations, the blacksmith needs 4 to 6 weeks. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2391 | It's from an earlier season—but it's a bargain! | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2392 | Chafing? Well, no one has complained about chafing. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2393 | Guaranteed to protect you from mosquitoes and sunburn | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2394 | you'll be erect in every situation | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2395 | The "shining" option is extra. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2396 | We provide an oil can free of charge. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2397 | Scrap metal is the new silk. Doesn't stain, wears well day or night and no one fights you for a taxi. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2398 | It is not a perfect firewall, but it will stop the hackers | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2399 | We've had trouble keeping them in stock since Trump was elected. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2400 | We could bring down the tail in the back so you don’t get shot in the rear when you are retreating. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2401 | And this is the male version of the full body Spanx | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2402 | I still think holding the door would be enough | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2403 | It’s a little tight in the groin. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2404 | I don’t quite know what to say. Can we just persist with this awkward silence..? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2405 | I assure you that it is wash and wear. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2406 | It is classic Sir. It will never go out of style and no dry cleaning! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2407 | It's the latest style for Congressional hearings. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2408 | If Sir doesn't like this color, we also offer it in rust. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2409 | Mail makes the male. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2410 | '...in shining armor?!?!' Um, well, ohh-kaaay, Mr. President! Lookin' real good right there! Very noble. Very smart. Very presidential! For sure! I'd buy it, hahaha. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2411 | Everyone will be wearing one come midterms. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2412 | The salesman is saying: If you don't like it in grey, we can call our Camelot store to see if they have it in your size in silver. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2413 | Guaranteed to quell any urge to harass. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2414 | Just don’t pass gas. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2415 | It has a SPF 50 rating | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2416 | Amazingly, it goes undetected by airport screening machines... | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2417 | Sorry Mr. President, did no one tell you the Met Ball was last month? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2418 | We also have it in pinstripe. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2419 | 3 years or 30,000 steps, whichever comes first | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2420 | This will go perfectly with the right lance. | 1.2562 | 0.05318 | 121 | 99 | 13 | 9 |
2421 | Not everyone can wear armor – but you look joust wonderful! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2422 | Wear it for a week and if you're not satisfied for any reason, bring it back and we'll give you a full refund after we figure out how to get it off of you. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2423 | It's actually rather slimming on you, my Lord. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2424 | It's definitely a power suit, but it's more for knights. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2425 | Another Thing Sir, it will never need Ironing. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2426 | This is from our wrinkle free collection. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2427 | It would look great on Throw Back Thursday | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2428 | As an added bonus, it's tweet proof. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2429 | It's what all our CEO's will be wearing this season | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2430 | This boardroom crusade is really getting out of hand | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2431 | And it comes with a wrench to use in the men's room. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2432 | The inseam was a bit tricky. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2433 | It's on sale during siege week. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2434 | I think there's a chink in your armor! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2435 | I’d say you are now all set for that next hearing on Capitol Hill, Mr. Pruitt. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2436 | The President will see you now... | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2437 | Yes, Mr. Katz, I heard that fart all the way across the room. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2438 | You realize when she called you her "knight in shining armor" it was just a figure of speech! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2439 | It's our "no iron" suit. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2440 | Most dictators would go for the standard military uniform. But I think this more antiquated look complements your doctrine. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2441 | This baby can withstand the slings and arrows of all your outrageous misfortunes, AND, it won't chafe..!!" | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2442 | Its better to look good than to feel good. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2443 | It fits you perfectly, and wears like iron. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2444 | This is our ultimate power suit | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2445 | I agree, it looks better without the tie. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2446 | How's that for durable and long lasting? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2447 | I am sorry sir, it makes you look brighter than you are | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2448 | And it will never wrinkle. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2449 | Look a little tight in the codpiece. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2450 | We have a blacksmith on site if you need any alterations. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2451 | The North Koreans have nothing like it. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2452 | It also comes in relaxed denim | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2453 | See, I told you it would be a 44 long. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2454 | It suits you, sir. You'll be a knight to remember! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2455 | Very nice sir. What direction would you like to take with the tie? I might suggest something in an Italian carbon fiber. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2456 | Alterations are a bit pricey | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2457 | What would really make it pop is a pocket square. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2458 | What’s the bathroom etiquette in this bad boy? | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2459 | This is an excellent choice for any reporter covering a Trump rally. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2460 | What else does your girlfriend call you? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2461 | this suit shows off your chivalrous side | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2462 | I think it's a killer. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2463 | It's for those middle-aged. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2464 | ...and it’s just st the thing for a Knight out on the town! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2465 | I agree. The chainmail briefs are particularly exquisite. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2466 | Of course, seersucker would be more practical for hot and humid days. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2467 | Yes, we can do cuffs. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2468 | I was joust kidding, Sarah. It's a great look for the next press conference. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2469 | Teflon is so eighties. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2470 | As a red wine drinker, you'll appreciate that this steel is stainless! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2471 | A classic for a date knight. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2472 | And you save a lot on ironing. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2473 | We can shine that up for you at no additional cost. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2474 | For any alterations you may need we have a body shop in the back | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2475 | Our welder does wonderful custom alterations. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2476 | Well, she did say I was her knight in shining armor. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2477 | It's you, Don Quixote | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2478 | I’m not sure if it will protect you from mean Tweets. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2479 | It's absolutely the thing today in spokespersonware. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2480 | I hate getting sunburned. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2481 | "Naturally, we offer complimentary lubrication." | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2482 | THE TIN MAN'S LOOK IS TRENDING | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2483 | Hilary, may I ask “Why” you are going to a Trump rally? | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2484 | Trust me. No panty lines, ever. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2485 | We've cleaned up the lines to give this retro look a modern feel. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2486 | I can show you something in our titanium line, it is pricier, but no one will question your good taste ever again! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2487 | It's perfect for hostile takeover wear. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2488 | Its perfect for a first date! You'll be her knight in shining armor! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2489 | Women go for a man in uniform. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2490 | HR is issuing them to all the female employees. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2491 | Guaranteed to not wrinkle. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2492 | Good knight and good luck. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2493 | I can have it done by the next Round Table meeting Mr. Lancelot. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2494 | Really, if you like Frank Gehry you'll love this! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2495 | Maybe a bit too heavy for the season ...? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2496 | How do like the elastic waistband? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2497 | The lance, of course, is included free of charge. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
2498 | A lance would go nicely with that. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2499 | Do you think this outfit clashes? | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
2500 | And no starch ever . | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
2501 | You'll kill wearing that suit. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
2502 | A coat of Rustoleum and it should last for years | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
2503 | You said you wanted something for a knight on the town. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2504 | We can have the blacksmith let out the seat a bit. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2505 | You might want to cut back your fluid intake. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2506 | It's the latest in school uniforms. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2507 | now you can use any bathroom you choose too | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2508 | Could I suggest a nice raincoat to avoid rust? | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2509 | If I may suggest, Sir, a nice accessory from our Excalibur Collection! | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2510 | The perfect look for a knight out! | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2511 | It's all the rage for all the rage. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2512 | It offers excellent protection from sticks and stone. We provide earplugs to protect you from the words. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2513 | You can wear it Knight clubbing | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2514 | It is a non-iron suit. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
2515 | The mechanical fly operates by clicking your heals together three times. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2516 | Of COURSE she'll be impressed. We call it our "Knight in Shining Armor" look. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2517 | It may seem a little snug, but it's well insulated. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2518 | Yes of course, we have crossbows and catheters on our second floor. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2519 | It belonged to King Henry VIII...before he gained weight. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2520 | That suit makes you look like a mail model. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2521 | And if you cut down on the mead, I could probably have it done in a slim fit... | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2522 | With our undercoating protection it will be rust free for life. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2523 | Nice choice, Sir. No Tuck is all the rage. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2524 | No ma'am. This does not make your 'ass look fat'. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2525 | . . . and the warranty is nothing to sneeze at. Really, don't Sneeze. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2526 | You said you wanted something with knight vision. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2527 | Cuffs? Yes, I suppose we could. | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2528 | This is our latest anti-harassment wear. | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2529 | This should work perfectly for the daily press briefings. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2530 | Bold choice, sir. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2531 | It comes with a 12 oz can of WD-40. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2532 | Functional, classic, yet understated | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2533 | We offer free alterations but the blacksmith is only in on Thursdays | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2534 | It's definitely a power suit, if that''s what you're going for. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2535 | Best of all, it is completely Permanent Press. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2536 | Very slimming, excellent range of motion with built in back support. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
2537 | and the brocaded cod piece comes with no extra charge | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2538 | May I say sir,Superman has nothing on you. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2539 | Of course it makes you look fat. | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2540 | You're ready for the primaries. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2541 | Does this breastplate make me look fat? | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2542 | Shall I bring the Tesla around, sir? | 1.2541 | 0.05148 | 122 | 99 | 15 | 8 |
2543 | This suit is for knight-wear only. We have day-wear in the upstairs department. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
2544 | Chivalrous, yet commanding. I like the look. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2545 | Sir, this suit is 100% wrinkle-free. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
2546 | ...and it comes with 3 pairs of pants. | 1.2540 | 0.04904 | 126 | 101 | 18 | 7 |
2547 | Think of it as day into night wear. | 1.2540 | 0.04638 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
2548 | Think Yiddish, dress Brutish. | 1.2540 | 0.04499 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
2549 | Are you presenting to the shareholders or just the Board of Directors? | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2550 | As long as it doesn't rain, your new school security officer uniform should be quite effective. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2551 | And it comes with a year's supply of rust-oleum. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2552 | If you're going to run for office, you'll have to get used to it. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2553 | For those facing angry shareholders we recommend the matching shield accessory. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2554 | Unfortunately, this item does not qualify for our ‘no-questions-asked’ return policy. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2555 | Well sure, you could wear it with a tie, but the current trend is to go without. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2556 | Yes Sir, I'm afraid that the TSA would require a pat-down screening. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2557 | It reflects well on you, sir. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2558 | There's no way she won't see you as a knight in shining armor. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2559 | I think the alterations you’re asking about would be feudal. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2560 | You could go with business casual, but it takes confidence. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2561 | We can weld the sleeves an inch if you like. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2562 | Be ready for the war from within. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2563 | It comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40 | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2564 | If you are going to run for a political office, you will need all the protection possible." | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2565 | Yes, Mr. Weinstein, no one will recognize you. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2566 | It fits you like an iron fist. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2567 | Besides the sharp look, it comes with the lifetime supply of WD-40. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2568 | ...and it's 100% recyclable! | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
2569 | This suit is a total babe magnet. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2570 | They say all the armed teachers are wearing them this year. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2571 | This year, steel gray is totally in. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2572 | Great, I’ll grab the welder to come and take a little off the cuffs | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2573 | I think I liked the day suit better. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2574 | It's our Hamlet line, impervious to slings and arrows. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2575 | Nice can, sir. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2576 | Don’t you look sharp! | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2577 | It's the ultimate in personal privacy - no facial recognition technology can identify you NOW. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2578 | Worry not, it comes with an oil can. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2579 | It's the upgrade of last year's You've Got Mail collection. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2580 | We can easily have the shoulders beaten in a little. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2581 | Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a coward in tin foil. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2582 | I'll remove a few rivets and it should fit fine. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2583 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2584 | You look striking in it Sir. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2585 | It's the latest style - perfect for when you're fighting the immigrant children. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2586 | It needs to be let out a little, your rivets might start to pop otherwise. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2587 | It may feel heavy, but it's very slimming. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2588 | forget amour, it's the armor that gets the girls | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2589 | With cuffs or without, sire? | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2590 | And a pocket square to match your lance? | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2591 | A side benefit is that you stay on your diet. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2592 | ....and on the plus side sir, you'll find it's very crease-resistant. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2593 | Big visors are back in style this year. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2594 | This is what he said he wants for the cadets in his new Space Patrol. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
2595 | You are ready for your exit interview. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2596 | The perfect outfit for a knight on the town. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2597 | I can have my welder adjust the length by tomorrow | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
2598 | It comes equipped with its own crescent wrench. But, there is a zipper fly option available for a piddling extra charge. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2599 | It comes with an option: a long-handled axe or wi-fi. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2600 | Included is a two year service contract with Ralph's Bump-Out and Detailing." | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2601 | It's pronounced ahrm-wahr. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2602 | I have a lovely diaphanous scarf that would tie it all together. | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
2603 | It makes you look like a knight in shining armor! | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
2604 | Fits Like a Tin Can | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2605 | Yes Ms. Markle, the Queen will love it | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
2606 | It says, "I'm here for the joust AND the ladies." | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2607 | No more worries about office backstabbers. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
2608 | It’s part of our new silverwear collection. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2609 | You know, 80% of knights are wearing the wrong size | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2610 | For a lighter summer alternative, why not try seersucker? | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
2611 | The Don Quixote look is all the rage. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2612 | It’s our top seller—all the Republican candidates are wearing it this season | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2613 | A welder will be here shortly to take care of the alterations. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2614 | A lot of people would kill for that suit. Mainly the Saxons. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
2615 | Look how the shoulders are perfect, the waist brought in so that the flare is also perfect. You look stunning! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2616 | I said I wanted a look that would go from day to NIGHT! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2617 | See, you are a man of steel! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2618 | Alterations may take a little longer than usual | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2619 | It's made out of recycled Humvees. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2620 | I have it in linen if you want something lighter | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2621 | Yes, Sir, it comes with two pairs of pants--and free tickets to the Republican convention. | 1.2500 | 0.04807 | 124 | 99 | 19 | 6 |
2622 | You said you wanted a suit that made you look older. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | My lord! I've donned Quixote. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2624 | You look joust perfect. | 1.2500 | 0.05455 | 112 | 92 | 12 | 8 |
2625 | I find this a bit less impersonal than our mail order business. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
2626 | Marge, as your divorce lawyer, I think you're overdoing this. This is a preliminary hearing; just everyone getting to know each other. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2627 | Casual Fridays" | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2628 | I t comes with a reversible chain male vest. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
2629 | I assure you, as long as you are still soft on the inside, women will adore you. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2630 | Just remember it’s dry clean only. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
2631 | I'll ask the welder if she can taper the legs. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
2632 | You say you're interviewing at The White House? | 1.2500 | 0.04942 | 124 | 100 | 17 | 7 |
2633 | There are other ways to speak with your shareholders, Elon. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
2634 | It's really a shame that nobody gets to see the underwear. | 1.2479 | 0.05018 | 121 | 98 | 16 | 7 |
2635 | Under Armor, under armor, Sir? | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
2636 | Perhaps a different helmet | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2637 | Damsels fit into armor more easily than most knights and have become their own protectors! | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
2638 | It's the holy grail of power suits. | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
2639 | And with the right tie, I think you’ll look rather imposing. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2640 | Smashing. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2641 | Arthur, sir, clearly this suits you. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2642 | It's guaranteed for life, wars and natural disasters excepted. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2643 | Hart, Schaffer, and U.S. Steel. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2644 | It’s the ultimate power suit, but it’s definitely not as versatile as a tweed. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2645 | Perhaps no zipper at all would be more practical, Sire. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2646 | We also have it in a subtle pinstripe. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
2647 | It's part of our American steel collection. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2648 | Can I see how it looks at a round table? | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
2649 | You look chivalrous! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
2650 | Hey, if this armor doesn't withstand penetrating blades, we'll give you your next suit for free. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2651 | All your fellow politicos will soon be following suit. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2652 | This one will make you seem confident at the interview. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
2653 | Looks sharp." | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2654 | It's part of our Avant Guard line | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
2655 | My, don't you look sharp! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
2656 | Let me tell you about the blood and guts stain protection plan. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2657 | All our suits include a can opener in case of emergency. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2658 | The answer is, you don't. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2659 | Its the latest thing for Congressional hearings and Mueller interviews | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2660 | You’ll save a lot on dry cleaning bills. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2661 | Of course, its wrinkle reststant. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2662 | And another nice touch, it comes with a year’s supply of WD-40. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2663 | And it comes with two pair of pants! | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2664 | The cleaning instructions are “power wash only” but I don’t think it will shrink. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2665 | May I recommend a plume? | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2666 | It’s a look that’s hard to beat. | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
2667 | This will never go out of fashion. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2668 | It's permanent press and needs no ironing. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2669 | I see you dress to the left, sir! | 1.2478 | 0.05411 | 113 | 93 | 12 | 8 |
2670 | It doesn't need to be ironed. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2671 | Is it too tight in the crotch? | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2672 | We also have it in a summer weight. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
2673 | You'll love the clinking of it | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2674 | Of course she'll say "Yes." | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
2675 | Irritating noise? Nothing that a drop of Oil won’t cure. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2676 | Best decide soon, price goes up 25% when the tariffs kick in. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
2677 | It's that look on a satisfied customer's face that gets me out of bed in the morning. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
2678 | Keep in mind: You're going to want to use gentle cycle only when you wash it. And the best part is it never needs ironing. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2679 | Don't worry, it will ride up with wear. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2680 | It's fine for now, but after Memorial Day I would switch to a coat of mail. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2681 | Arthur, with this on you'll be able to get that sword out of the desk way before noon. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2682 | For light combat, it comes in seersucker. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2683 | May I suggest something a little bit more casual for the occasion ? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2684 | With the right shield and lance, what fair damsel could resist you? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2685 | It's perfect for preventing unwanted advances around the office. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2686 | The metal color defiantly goes with your eyes" | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2687 | No, different company. This is Over Armour. A little less soft. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2688 | Yes, we can take the crotch. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2689 | It's a little heavier duty than our sharkskin. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2690 | It's very popular with the members of Congress. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2691 | It's you, Sir. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2692 | Excellent! A perfect fit right off the rack. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2693 | This particular line is guaranteed not to rust for a year! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2694 | Our welder will be in momentarily to do the alterations. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2695 | That EPA guy spent so much more just for the pants. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2696 | This is a first for me, but I'm afraid cuff links would just be too much. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2697 | We're serious about only serving customers in traditional relationships. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2698 | It's a bit stiff. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2699 | We also carry it in Millennial pink and burnt sienna. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2700 | It's bloodstain resistant. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2701 | A few more adjustments and you'll be ready for your constituents | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2702 | Yes, but you can easily carry it off during the day as well. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2703 | It's perfect, Lance. Both slimming and slaying. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2704 | Bad breakups usually require just the cod piece. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2705 | It’s hard to beat the original power tie sir. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2706 | It's the latest in ready wear: no-iron iron! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2707 | In a few centuries, I can put you in something a little more forgiving. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2708 | Looks good. But keep in mind, it won't go everywhere ". | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2709 | It's buff and wear! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2710 | How does the inseam feel? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2711 | It's fake. But people will think you're tough. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2712 | Yes, sir. This is what ALL the West Wing staff are sporting this season. Would I lie? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2713 | Care instructions are simple: Don't fight in the rain | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2714 | Looks good. You know "Over-Armour" is the latest fashion trend. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2715 | Of course, if you're looking for something more formal, there's our Knights of the Round Table collection. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2716 | It needs a little letting out in the Middle Ages. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2717 | You are now ready for your press conference Mr. President. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2718 | Just the slightest adjustment on the left shoulder, our tinsmith will be here in just a moment. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2719 | No Sir, notched lapels are not for jousting. I suggest beveled breastplates as a fashionable alternative. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2720 | We can have it re-welded by Thursday. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2721 | I was under the impression that hostile takeovers ended in the Eighties | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2722 | You is strong. You is kind. You is important. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2723 | Sure we can let out the waist. Our motto is 'alteration before altercation'! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2724 | I’ll get the blacksmith to come over and mark it up for alteration. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2725 | It may make you look heavy, but not fat sir, not at all. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2726 | You did say you wanted one that would wear like iron. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2727 | Dare I say it suites you Sir. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2728 | The oil can will be extra of course. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2729 | You're going to slay that dragon in this outfit. SLAY. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2730 | I can see you're taking a shine to it already. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2731 | This suit has been very popular with the maidens. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2732 | This playful number guarantees you'll be the envy of the round table. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2733 | We offer free welding in our alterations department. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2734 | That’s right. You’ll be invincible to bee stings, Mr President. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2735 | The pants will never lose it's sharp crease with this model! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2736 | The feudalist look is hot this summer." | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 |