Contest #621


Cartoon

621

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn’t need it anymore.”
  2. “Will you be billing this to the E.P.A. as well, sir?”
  3. “I haven't sold one of these in ages.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-06-24T18:51:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-07-15T18:52:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-07-02T18:51:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 9th & 16th, 2018
Number of captions 7475
Number of responses 1210323
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 She’ll appreciate you’re wearing protection. 2.0458 0.00759 10469 2930 4130 3409
1 Our welder comes in on Wednesdays if you’re interested in complimentary alterations. 2.0356 0.01010 4435 926 2425 1084
2 It’s off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn’t need it anymore. 2.0229 0.00781 11014 3573 3616 3825
3 It does make you look slightly middle-aged. 1.9883 0.00823 9651 3212 3340 3099
4 Yes, of course you’ll have the only key, Mrs. Trump. 1.9735 0.01023 6743 2470 1982 2291
5 May I say, sir: quite riveting. 1.9711 0.00764 10530 3391 4052 3087
6 If you like it, I'd suggest going ahead before the steel tariffs hit. 1.9658 0.00846 8945 3024 3203 2718
7 Can I interest you in some Under Armour to go with that? 1.9484 0.01060 5483 1838 2090 1555
8 Perfect for a knight on the town. 1.9296 0.00850 8782 3118 3164 2500
9 LIMERICK: When buying a nice suit of steel...No matter how good it may feel...You do have to watch...If it's tight in the crotch...Cause it'll make you scream when you kneel. 1.9256 0.00833 10054 3905 2992 3157
10 Will you be billing this to the E.P.A. as well sir? 1.9222 0.01060 6288 2485 1807 1996
11 It says "old money, really old money." 1.9151 0.00840 8448 2909 3347 2192
12 Oh a 'suit of Armani?' Our mistake sir. 1.9102 0.00927 7191 2572 2693 1926
13 It also comes in stainless. 1.9043 0.01061 5205 1798 2107 1300
14 Congratulations on becoming the new White House Press Secretary, by the way. 1.9007 0.00892 8267 3167 2754 2346
15 May I inquire what the bride is wearing, sir? 1.8819 0.00835 8674 3195 3308 2171
16 Dressed to kill, eh? 1.8757 0.00856 8342 3134 3111 2097
17 All you need is a little altercation. 1.8729 0.01145 4751 1819 1717 1215
18 Of course, it's no iron 1.8139 0.01153 4589 1905 1633 1051
19 As a matter of fact, there is a silver lining. 1.8102 0.01146 4336 1723 1713 900
20 If I may ask, sir, Renaissance fair or confirmation hearing? 1.8092 0.01064 5214 2132 1945 1137
21 I agree, the belt would be too much. 1.8033 0.01602 2181 867 876 438
22 It's popular among Middle Age men. 1.8013 0.01127 4334 1708 1779 847
23 It works for a casual joust or that formal crusade. 1.7851 0.00938 6288 2558 2523 1207
24 A word of caution, Sir: always lift the visor before you fart. 1.7831 0.01101 5638 2670 1521 1447
25 And if the FBI comes, just stand quietly against the wall. They’ll never know, Mr. President. 1.7603 0.01892 1740 800 557 383
26 It comes with an assortment of refrigerator magnets too. 1.7527 0.01000 6143 2834 1994 1315
27 We also have it available in imported steel for 25% more. 1.7384 0.01507 2615 1208 883 524
28 Of course, it may slow you down a bit at airport security. 1.7261 0.01044 4658 1996 1942 720
29 I haven't sold one of these in ages. 1.7231 0.01205 3659 1618 1436 605
30 A bit snug in the codpiece, but we can hammer that out. 1.7159 0.00979 5671 2574 2134 963
31 Every fashion comes around again if you wait long enough. 1.7103 0.01485 2389 1075 931 383
32 ....and we'll throw in 2 years of WD-40 1.7060 0.00976 5506 2491 2143 872
33 You're not the first woman to come here looking for something more appropriate for the workplace. 1.6983 0.02060 1402 692 441 269
34 Will this be the usual EPA billing, Secretary Pruitt 1.6918 0.01790 1817 895 587 335
35 You should have thought of that before you tried it on. 1.6886 0.01132 4582 2280 1449 853
36 Sir, the power suit never goes out of style. 1.6857 0.01028 4884 2270 1879 735
37 Are you sure that that 'knight in shining armor' wasn't just a metaphor she was using? 1.6829 0.01068 4661 2211 1717 733
38 Medieval and self-righteous. Perfect for border security. 1.6733 0.02213 1212 622 364 226
39 I don't think that's what she meant by "protection," sir. 1.6718 0.01519 2346 1146 824 376
40 I like it, but do you think it makes me look stiff? 1.6694 0.01493 2338 1123 865 350
41 Can I interest you in a coat of arms? 1.6675 0.02691 761 378 258 125
42 It normally would come with a sword, but it was recently stuck into a desk for another cartoon. 1.6659 0.01183 4271 2228 1242 801
43 Sorry, ma’am, only our men’s version has pockets. 1.6631 0.02380 1036 537 311 188
44 From the same era as your policies, Mr. Ryan. 1.6599 0.01420 2996 1588 839 569
45 Believe me, all Republicans will be wearing them soon. 1.6582 0.01644 2045 1034 676 335
46 It's thee! 1.6579 0.01332 3338 1754 972 612
47 Have you thought about moving to a safer neighborhood? 1.6546 0.01231 3535 1768 1220 547
48 For 25% more, you can get it in Canadian steel. 1.6394 0.01781 1739 906 554 279
49 If it's too heavy I can show you something in aluminum. 1.6354 0.01096 4136 2056 1532 548
50 Sure, let me get the blowtorch and I'll let the crotch out a little. 1.6286 0.01126 4278 2249 1369 660
51 It says, "I'm a disruptor, but I value tradition, too." 1.6246 0.01824 1513 771 539 203
52 It always feels a little stiff when you first put it on. 1.6213 0.01501 2210 1127 793 290
53 Sir, all you need now is a heart. 1.6189 0.02269 1060 568 328 164
54 It's the ideal suit for a knight out on the town. 1.6187 0.02274 994 517 339 138
55 Just think of it: you'll be among the first to be appropriately dressed for the dark age that we have entered! 1.6157 0.01992 1405 765 415 225
56 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. 1.6111 0.01658 1890 1001 623 266
57 Best of luck on your first day as new Press Secretary. 1.6057 0.01562 2148 1153 689 306
58 Maybe something a little more Camelot and a little less Crusades? 1.6042 0.02204 1008 525 357 126
59 Of course, you'll still be vulnerable to crippling self-doubt. 1.6039 0.01627 2123 1183 598 342
60 Now you've got mail. 1.6004 0.01581 2167 1193 647 327
61 It's a hard look to pull off 1.5963 0.02214 1033 554 342 137
62 It's what all the press secretaries are wearing. 1.5886 0.02497 807 437 265 105
63 Its called Over Armor, and its the next big thing" 1.5863 0.01316 3012 1666 926 420
64 With what you save on dry cleaning, it pays for itself. 1.5847 0.01927 1264 668 453 143
65 Splendid. Would you like rustproofing? 1.5829 0.02465 772 409 276 87
66 Our on-site welder can have it ready in an hour. 1.5793 0.01772 1443 758 534 151
67 First crusade? 1.5771 0.01764 1563 850 524 189
68 It's no iron. 1.5758 0.02731 653 356 218 79
69 It's a riveting look. 1.5737 0.02343 835 445 301 89
70 Irony suits you, sir. 1.5731 0.02182 1169 681 306 182
71 It's very popular with Middle Aged men right now. 1.5720 0.02635 694 379 233 82
72 We also offer an exquisite selection of non-iron suits. 1.5712 0.01464 2388 1342 728 318
73 Oh, and don't lick the inside of it when it's cold. 1.5711 0.01945 1427 822 395 210
74 It's you, Mr. Secretary, but if it seems extravagant, I can bill it as "personal security" to your EPA account. 1.5711 0.02566 851 499 218 134
75 No sir, it doesn’t make you look middle aged. 1.5702 0.01590 1994 1115 621 258
76 Polished. Timeless. And right off The Rack. 1.5693 0.02496 750 406 261 83
77 Can we add you to our chain mail list? 1.5688 0.01588 2027 1143 615 269
78 I'll throw in a can of WD-40. 1.5686 0.01475 2267 1259 727 281
79 Well, it pretty much settles the "Flight or Fight," question, sir. 1.5664 0.02177 1084 615 324 145
80 Yes you do look like an idiot but that’s pretty much the only downside. 1.5645 0.02478 891 522 235 134
81 I have it in rust, too. 1.5617 0.02128 1086 609 344 133
82 So, finally decided to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? Very good sir. 1.5611 0.02702 704 403 207 94
83 Tailoring is free, but the rust-proofing is extra. 1.5596 0.01509 1998 1088 702 208
84 The welder is on his way to fix the fly. 1.5575 0.02733 635 353 210 72
85 It’s LA. You don’t really need a tie. 1.5559 0.01970 1315 757 385 173
86 It’s also guaranteed to protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.5506 0.01998 1266 732 371 163
87 This season, imported Italian is out, domestic steel is in. 1.5498 0.01818 1566 916 439 211
88 If you pay cash, I'll cover the tariff... 1.5461 0.02310 879 496 286 97
89 And the best part is that it's wrinkle free. 1.5456 0.02227 900 498 313 89
90 I believe your drawbridge is down. 1.5455 0.02124 1144 673 318 153
91 Not functional? Surely you joust. 1.5429 0.02792 676 403 179 94
92 Thinking the customer was driving a hard bargain, Phil continued to sell to the empty suit until well after lunch. 1.5409 0.02783 684 410 178 96
93 It's the latest from our Ready To War collection. 1.5406 0.02101 1121 653 330 138
94 And if you want to look approachable, just flip up the visor! 1.5389 0.02581 694 394 226 74
95 This year is all about feudalism 1.5388 0.02458 798 461 244 93
96 Ready to meet with your constituents, Senator? 1.5381 0.01850 1468 864 418 186
97 Wear it straight into battle or shall I box it? 1.5366 0.01918 1297 749 400 148
98 Oh, absolutely! We provide free altercations. 1.5352 0.01952 1334 793 368 173
99 I’ll sell it to you, but I’m pretty sure she meant it figuratively. 1.5307 0.02802 635 377 179 79
100 Does Sir joust right or left? 1.5300 0.01946 1317 783 370 164
101 Your father hand picked this prom dress. 1.5298 0.02116 1191 729 293 169
102 May I say sir, this really accentuates your diminished sense of self. 1.5288 0.02654 713 426 197 90
103 It's vintage 1.5257 0.02467 778 456 235 87
104 A slimming fit. Makes you look 700 years younger. 1.5238 0.01990 1199 706 358 135
105 I’d buy it now before the tariffs kick in. 1.5232 0.03001 518 303 159 56
106 Is this a personal crusade or a biblical one? 1.5172 0.02672 669 399 194 76
107 Oh, could you possibly have meant Armani? 1.5163 0.02570 734 441 207 86
108 Don’t worry, that part is velcro. 1.5154 0.02683 648 384 194 70
109 About forty seconds, with practice. Longer for number two." 1.5152 0.02986 592 369 141 82
110 Family reunion? 1.5135 0.02493 814 500 210 104
111 You’re the 3rd Trump personal attorney we’ve fitted this week.” 1.5132 0.02511 832 519 199 114
112 You may have taken her dating profile a bit too literally. 1.5103 0.02179 970 577 291 102
113 And you can always dress it down with flip-flops. 1.5100 0.02892 647 411 142 94
114 It's meant to be untucked. 1.5100 0.02403 804 480 238 86
115 Do you joust to the right or to the left? 1.5091 0.02220 994 607 268 119
116 Perhaps you should just get divorced. 1.5064 0.03063 545 340 134 71
117 It comes with an extra gauntlet in case you throw one down. 1.5057 0.02961 522 312 156 54
118 Perfect! I believe you're ready for your meeting with Mr. Weinstein, Ma'am! 1.5033 0.02359 922 579 222 121
119 Dressed to kill, I'd say. 1.5032 0.03781 314 187 96 31
120 ... and nobody will know you’re naked. 1.5029 0.02347 863 526 240 97
121 Will this be your first time at a roundtable discussion? 1.5011 0.02293 882 534 254 94
122 The suit adds 100 pounds even without the mirror. 1.5011 0.02283 884 534 257 93
123 I’m sorry, but the sale ended June 17, 1218. 1.4968 0.02690 634 385 183 66
124 It is made of aluminum so it is much lighter.However, you are subject to a 25% tariff if you re- enter the U.S. 1.4959 0.02374 847 523 228 96
125 And, it's no iron 1.4958 0.02452 827 519 206 102
126 "Well it's your fairytale wedding too…" 1.4955 0.02424 783 477 224 82
127 You sacrifice a little comfort but it holds a crease like forever. 1.4919 0.02355 799 483 239 77
128 Will you be needing something for the horse? 1.4918 0.02366 791 478 237 76
129 Yes, sire. It does, alas, make your butt look big. 1.4916 0.02788 592 363 167 62
130 ...but now imagine it adorned with the blood of your enemies. 1.4914 0.02766 580 351 173 56
131 It's from our "Chivalry Is Not Dead" collection. 1.4906 0.02421 744 448 227 69
132 Of course it usually isn't worn with brown shoes. 1.4901 0.02451 759 465 216 78
133 Not only does it wear like iron, it's also permanent press. 1.4869 0.02465 762 472 209 81
134 It'll go perfectly with her chastity belt. 1.4867 0.02545 752 475 188 89
135 I agree. Definitely cut back on the eight glasses of water a day. 1.4840 0.02483 721 442 209 70
136 I SAID IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY. 1.4838 0.02822 585 365 157 63
137 Staying alive never goes out of fashion. 1.4836 0.03014 488 299 142 47
138 It takes 700 years off you. 1.4828 0.02536 727 455 193 79
139 Sir, some may say it makes you look standoffish, but I say it makes you look positively impenetrable. 1.4826 0.02505 690 420 207 63
140 It comes with a catheter. 1.4826 0.02600 717 455 178 84
141 We call it Over Armour. 1.4825 0.02550 713 445 192 76
142 Is that your happy voice or is it still a bit tight in the crotch? 1.4824 0.02661 711 458 163 90
143 We also have that one in 'relaxed fit'. 1.4823 0.02778 537 322 171 44
144 Yes, it’s iron and no iron. 1.4819 0.02490 718 442 206 70
145 It's just the thing for a knight on the town! 1.4819 0.02567 718 452 186 80
146 And it's on sale for one knight only. 1.4788 0.02625 685 433 176 76
147 Your sword is still stuck in the desk from last week's cartoon. 1.4775 0.02727 645 411 160 74
148 Plus, it's recyclable 1.4771 0.02496 656 395 209 52
149 Not many guys can pull this off. I mean, it's literally almost impossible to pull off. 1.4745 0.02726 607 380 166 61
150 I don't know about 'I'm in charge,' but it definitely screams 'Charge.' 1.4727 0.03183 440 275 122 43
151 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4720 0.02722 608 382 165 61
152 Just dare them to call you an empty suit, now. 1.4718 0.02592 621 380 189 52
153 I suggest you buy now. The price should go up 50% once the tariffs are in place. 1.4703 0.02665 623 390 173 60
154 Alterations are over in Hardware. 1.4691 0.02653 614 382 176 56
155 It says, "I'm a capitalist with feudalist ambitions." 1.4688 0.03188 448 284 118 46
156 Yes, wash separately, sir. 1.4684 0.02693 617 389 167 61
157 The question you want her to ask herself is "Why is this knight different from every other knight?" 1.4684 0.02712 617 391 163 63
158 I think you can pull off shining, but we also carry brushed nickel. 1.4677 0.02736 588 369 163 56
159 This one gives you abs of steel. 1.4663 0.03475 356 222 102 32
160 It’s clanky, but not clunky. 1.4658 0.03013 468 291 136 41
161 I would still recommend using a condom ... 1.4656 0.03324 451 297 98 56
162 It's the perfect thing to wear for a knight out on the town. 1.4652 0.02753 589 373 158 58
163 And you never have to iron it. 1.4648 0.02752 583 368 159 56
164 A most fitting suit for your middle ages, Sir. 1.4648 0.02676 583 361 173 49
165 On the plus side, no one will ever ask you to talk about your feelings. 1.4646 0.02798 594 382 148 64
166 This is the last suit you'll ever need. 1.4645 0.02712 592 372 165 55
167 It fits you well. Would you like to see it with a horse underneath? 1.4640 0.02779 569 359 156 54
168 It’s what all the Republicans are wearing these days. 1.4631 0.02741 583 368 160 55
169 I can also recommend a good blacksmith if you need to have it tailored. 1.4610 0.02680 564 348 172 44
170 Yes, it is wrinkle free, but it does make a hell-of-a racket in the dryer. 1.4609 0.02903 562 366 133 63
171 And it'll never wrinkle--wears like iron. 1.4603 0.02818 567 363 147 57
172 I think the colander adds a nice touch. 1.4589 0.02866 560 362 139 59
173 You can jazz it up with some fridge magnets. 1.4587 0.02871 521 329 145 47
174 Beautiful fit, Sir. The key is to measure twice, weld once. 1.4586 0.02789 556 352 153 51
175 It makes you look six feet. No one can tell that the eye holes are in your breast plate 1.4582 0.02982 550 364 120 66
176 This is perfect if you freelance a lot. 1.4582 0.02975 502 321 132 49
177 And you’re sure the invitation said knight time attire? 1.4577 0.02845 544 347 145 52
178 And, it has a cell phone pocket. 1.4572 0.02879 538 345 140 53
179 Now, all you need is a heart. 1.4556 0.02859 540 346 142 52
180 And our blacksmith does alterations. 1.4556 0.02847 540 345 144 51
181 It's not the mirror, the breastplate really does add 10 lbs. 1.4554 0.02806 538 340 151 47
182 No sir, you still need to use a condom. 1.4552 0.03016 525 346 119 60
183 It won’t wrinkle, but it might dent. 1.4536 0.02892 474 294 145 35
184 It also comes with collision coverage and roadside assistance. 1.4529 0.02992 510 332 125 53
185 It says: “I really don’t care. Do you”? 1.4521 0.02941 522 339 130 53
186 We call this particular cut the 'Modern Republican' 1.4519 0.03012 520 343 119 58
187 Just don't think of things that make you feel itchy. 1.4510 0.02984 490 315 129 46
188 It offsets M’Lady’s chastity belt. 1.4503 0.02978 513 335 125 53
189 Why yes Sir, it's perfect for a knight out on the town. 1.4484 0.02771 504 313 156 35
190 It’s your time to shine. 1.4484 0.02841 504 318 146 40
191 Your fly is unlatched. 1.4482 0.02877 502 319 141 42
192 If you’re going through a middle age crisis, then this is the suit for you 1.4474 0.03588 333 214 89 30
193 I assure you this style is very popular among Middle-Aged men. 1.4465 0.02943 486 311 133 42
194 And on which side does the gentleman wear his lance? 1.4465 0.03097 486 322 111 53
195 Yes, sir, you're dressed to kill. 1.4442 0.03046 466 302 121 43
196 I’d say it’s riveting. 1.4440 0.02930 482 308 134 40
197 Best of all, it's fully recyclable. 1.4438 0.03011 480 312 123 45
198 It's looks great on men in their Middle Ages. 1.4433 0.03071 467 305 117 45
199 They don't call you a Renaissance man for nothing. 1.4421 0.02984 466 299 128 39
200 Enjoy your trip to Canada, Mr. President. 1.4421 0.03105 466 307 112 47
201 And may I suggest a horse"? 1.4421 0.03015 466 301 124 41
202 Now that's what I call a power suit. 1.4418 0.03236 378 239 111 28
203 Our welder can have it ready this afternoon. 1.4418 0.03098 455 297 115 43
204 You will find airport security inconvenient. 1.4411 0.02964 467 299 130 38
205 Yes, sir, I agree that a white linen pocket square might send mixed signals. 1.4408 0.03325 397 260 99 38
206 Now, what size sword are you? 1.4391 0.03182 435 286 107 42
207 But you understand, this still will not protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.4389 0.03096 442 287 116 39
208 It’s very 1350s 1.4386 0.03312 399 262 99 38
209 Oh, absolutely - all the senators are wearing these to their town hall meetings these days. 1.4386 0.03060 456 297 118 41
210 If I may be so bold, sir, the wenches will go crazy. 1.4375 0.03066 448 291 118 39
211 The classics are always in style, sir. 1.4372 0.02993 446 285 127 34
212 Anticipating a hostile takeover, are we, sir? 1.4367 0.03128 442 290 111 41
213 It's from our midterm collection: bespoke retro-industrial with a soupçon of irony. 1.4362 0.03167 447 297 105 45
214 Alternatively, you could go with linen and a better lawyer. 1.4362 0.03275 392 255 103 34
215 So, when DO you start as White House Press Secretary? 1.4360 0.03177 445 296 104 45
216 So you're the new Press Secretary. 1.4357 0.03219 443 297 99 47
217 Take it, and I’ll throw in the horse. 1.4350 0.03075 446 291 116 39
218 Oh, and one last thing... Remember to avoid Mexican food. 1.4338 0.03277 438 297 92 49
219 It’s a bit dated, sir. 1.4336 0.03053 399 251 123 25
220 It does a really great job at hiding your problem areas. 1.4333 0.03100 427 277 115 35
221 I think it's riveting, sir. 1.4329 0.03092 432 281 115 36
222 Oh... you mean an Armani suit. 1.4326 0.03137 430 282 110 38
223 It makes you look a thousand years younger. 1.4314 0.03124 408 263 114 31
224 Medieval is the new black. 1.4314 0.03348 408 275 90 43
225 It comes with a matching oil can. 1.4306 0.03283 425 287 93 45
226 Fat? Surely you joust. 1.4306 0.03215 425 283 101 41
227 I know it feels heavy, but the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.4306 0.03127 425 278 111 36
228 It has an ironclad guarantee. 1.4303 0.03193 416 274 105 37
229 Yes sir, it is absolutely wrinkle free 1.4303 0.03260 423 284 96 43
230 I'm sorry, sir. That coupon expired during the Inquisition. 1.4303 0.03190 423 280 104 39
231 To offset the steel tariff I’ll give you a ten percent discount. 1.4299 0.03201 421 279 103 39
232 Its also available in rust. 1.4293 0.03076 417 269 117 31
233 So, you’re a schoolteacher. 1.4282 0.03442 404 278 79 47
234 A pair of magnetic cuff links and voila! 1.4272 0.03632 316 208 81 27
235 And I believe we have the matching codpiece in stock. 1.4268 0.03242 410 273 99 38
236 It's a real chic magnet, which reminds me, stay away from magnets. 1.4268 0.03207 403 265 104 34
237 It's a little stiff, but it wears like iron. 1.4257 0.03142 404 263 110 31
238 If you order now before the tariffs you save twenty-five percent. 1.4249 0.03183 393 256 107 30
239 It really makes you look tin. 1.4242 0.03650 330 222 76 32
240 Yes, I think that will be stunning, Madam Press Secretary! 1.4239 0.03441 401 277 78 46
241 You should have thought of that before you got dressed. 1.4236 0.03247 399 265 99 35
242 I wouldn't call it 'Retro' as much as I would 'Apocalypse Now'. 1.4233 0.03537 378 261 74 43
243 If you buy now, you avoid the steel tariffs. 1.4227 0.03371 388 262 88 38
244 Of course you may have a little trouble getting through airport security. 1.4225 0.03421 329 213 93 23
245 One of our excellent old-world welders can let that out for you. 1.4224 0.03242 393 260 100 33
246 Cotton would be more breathable but would offer less protection. 1.4216 0.03182 389 254 106 29
247 As you can see this prototype for a new school uniform is the best solution for keeping our children safe. 1.4209 0.03530 373 257 75 41
248 If you meant pajamas why did you ask for knight wear? 1.4205 0.03332 371 246 94 31
249 You look at least six hundred years younger. 1.4199 0.03511 331 219 85 27
250 Yes, heavy metal is definitely making a comeback. 1.4188 0.03284 382 254 96 32
251 ... and the alterations will be completed well in advance of your first day as Press Secretary. 1.4188 0.03090 382 245 114 23
252 No, Secretary Pruitt, it does not come in gold. 1.4187 0.03635 375 265 63 47
253 This one’s appropriate for a knight on the town. 1.4184 0.03379 380 257 87 36
254 You look absolutely magnetic! 1.4180 0.03392 378 256 86 36
255 You’ll find it particularly adept at deflecting the slings and arrow of outrageous fortune. 1.4178 0.03386 359 239 90 30
256 Between you and me, I'm really going to miss the swimsuit competition. 1.4176 0.03527 376 261 73 42
257 The old classics never go out of style. 1.4173 0.03139 381 247 109 25
258 You've got mail 1.4167 0.03472 372 255 79 38
259 I think it's perfect for submitting your report, Mr. Mueller. 1.4167 0.03493 372 256 77 39
260 That’s a perfect outfit for a knight out. 1.4167 0.03323 372 248 93 31
261 It’s guaranteed to survive lightning strikes even if you don’t. 1.4162 0.03527 358 245 77 36
262 This suit comes with two sets of Depends 1.4155 0.03371 361 241 90 30
263 No problem. Our welder is in Tuesday. 1.4155 0.03231 361 235 102 24
264 I've found your sword, Sir. It's in caption contest #619. 1.4151 0.03306 371 247 94 30
265 This model includes Bluetooth and the Find My Armor app. 1.4151 0.03372 371 250 88 33
266 For the price.....It's a steel.... 1.4150 0.03490 347 234 82 31
267 The tag says Easy Care but it makes a racket in the dryer. 1.4143 0.03492 350 237 81 32
268 You have to remember the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.4137 0.03298 365 242 95 28
269 So young lady, you say this is your first blind date since the #metoo movement began? 1.4134 0.03458 358 243 82 33
270 I would wear it untucked, sir. 1.4132 0.03264 363 239 98 26
271 You'll like the extra room when you pillage. 1.4127 0.03414 361 244 85 32
272 If this is out of your budget, we do have a sale on the emperor’s new clothes. 1.4126 0.03498 349 237 80 32
273 Yes, Madam First Lady, they are both strong choices, but this sends a subtler message 1.4121 0.03512 347 236 79 32
274 Gender fluid for sure. 1.4118 0.03441 357 242 83 32
275 Sure, we can spray paint your back with any uncaring message you like, Melania. 1.4118 0.03575 357 248 71 38
276 This should handle anything they throw at you 1.4113 0.03431 355 240 84 31
277 Ready to wash the cat sir 1.4113 0.03500 355 243 78 34
278 It's called a codpiece, President Trump. And yes, we can make yours larger than Henry the 8th's. 1.4111 0.03659 343 239 67 37
279 Perfect for a knight on the town, don’t you think? 1.4111 0.03443 343 230 85 28
280 No, it doesn't come with a back-up camera. 1.4109 0.04783 202 141 39 22
281 The fit is perfect, sir, but I still wonder if you’re taking her dating profile too literally. 1.4108 0.03302 353 233 95 25
282 And it comes with an iron-clad guarantee. 1.4106 0.03456 358 244 81 33
283 It's you. Whoever you are. 1.4106 0.03364 358 240 89 29
284 It's definitely your strong suit. 1.4100 0.03618 339 234 71 34
285 You said, "appropriate for a Middle-Aged man." 1.4100 0.03420 339 226 87 26
286 I'm sorry sir, but two goats and one fat laying hen is the sale price 1.4096 0.03414 354 239 85 30
287 It also comes with a year supply of WD-40. 1.4094 0.03571 342 235 74 33
288 It’s what we recommend for the 2020 Presidental Election, Madame. 1.4092 0.03557 347 239 74 34
289 On Casual Fridays you can open the visor. 1.4086 0.03319 350 232 93 25
290 It's aluminum. You know, for summer. 1.4084 0.03409 333 221 88 24
291 It's stainless steel so it goes with the refrigerator and dishwasher. 1.4083 0.03451 338 227 84 27
292 It's the last suit you'll ever need. 1.4080 0.03406 348 234 86 28
293 Surely you joust. 1.4075 0.03539 346 238 75 33
294 I guess this means I’m wearing the princess costume again, Sweetheart? 1.4075 0.03539 346 238 75 33
295 It also comes in green with 'I really don't care about the king, do u?' written on the back. 1.4070 0.03601 344 239 70 35
296 In my humble opinion,sir, you look a thousand years younger. 1.4070 0.03408 344 231 86 27
297 I hope you have TSA Pre-check. 1.4064 0.03446 342 231 83 28
298 Yes, you'll be more magnetic. 1.4062 0.03585 320 217 76 27
299 The welder is here if you need any minor alterations. 1.4059 0.03332 340 225 92 23
300 Will this be cash or CHAAAAARGE? 1.4051 0.03725 316 219 66 31
301 If you only had a heart. 1.4049 0.03317 326 213 94 19
302 It’s of course both stain-resistant and wrinkle-free 1.4048 0.03385 336 224 88 24
303 I'm sure you'll be the knight to remember. 1.4043 0.03552 324 220 77 27
304 You can easily wear that during the day, then just add a shield or sword for a more night time look. 1.4043 0.03618 329 227 71 31
305 Trust me, you're gonna slay 'em. 1.4043 0.03514 329 223 79 27
306 Its our new No Iron line. 1.4042 0.03318 334 220 93 21
307 It’s a French design with steel from Canada, made in Germany, for our London and US customers, and tariffs up the yin-yang. 1.4042 0.03318 334 220 93 21
308 It goes with your Under Armour, Sir. 1.4041 0.03590 339 235 71 33
309 Just monitor your liquids intake 1.4038 0.03634 317 217 72 28
310 Chick magnet, I daresay. 1.4031 0.03610 320 219 73 28
311 They will still know it's you Mr. President. 1.4030 0.03620 335 233 69 33
312 …And our automotive department will cover dents and dings, for the first year. 1.4025 0.03428 318 211 86 21
313 Oh, yes, Mr. Pruitt, I’d say it’s an excellent choice for flying coach. 1.4024 0.03624 328 227 70 31
314 And what's great is that you can wear it into your middle ages. 1.4024 0.03404 333 223 86 24
315 Of course it makes you LOOK brave, but how does it make you FEEL? 1.4018 0.03470 331 224 81 26
316 Another Hostile Takeover Sir? 1.4018 0.03549 331 227 75 29
317 And what are the groomsmen wearing? 1.4018 0.03497 331 225 79 27
318 Rust protection is extra. 1.4018 0.03363 331 220 89 22
319 It’s become increasingly popular in the #MeToo era 1.4013 0.03449 319 213 84 22
320 Unfortunately we can't accept returns if thou dost recoil before thine enemy. 1.4012 0.03564 329 226 74 29
321 I Really Don't Care, Do U? 1.4012 0.03641 329 229 68 32
322 It’s been our best seller for as long as I can remember 1.4012 0.03369 334 223 88 23
323 Yes sir, this does make your hands look big. 1.4012 0.03651 334 234 66 34
324 Of course, we suggest that you allow yourself extra time for air travel. 1.4006 0.03659 317 219 69 29
325 We just got it off the rack. 1.4006 0.03618 322 222 71 29
326 Our rental fees are reasonable, but there is a $100 surcharge if it comes back with any dents, punctures, bloodstains or scorch marks. 1.4006 0.03579 327 225 73 29
327 It says zero tolerance with a touch of the quixotic. 1.3994 0.03528 323 220 77 26
328 Yes,it comes with a USB port. 1.3994 0.03662 323 225 67 31
329 Wow, look at those buns of steel 1.3988 0.03478 326 221 80 25
330 The codpiece can be tailored to the size of your ego. 1.3988 0.03543 321 219 76 26
331 It's just what you wanted: steely, yet quixotic. 1.3988 0.03488 321 217 80 24
332 I'm afraid we have to charge for alterations. 1.3988 0.03460 321 216 82 23
333 All the king's men are wearing it. 1.3988 0.03460 321 216 82 23
334 Yes, it does come in a matte finish. But, trust me, Sir, no Lady can resist a man in shining armor. 1.3987 0.03497 316 213 80 23
335 You look riveting. 1.3981 0.03359 319 211 89 19
336 It's perfect for a knight on the town. 1.3975 0.03507 322 219 78 25
337 I think wingtips would be a little much. 1.3975 0.03479 322 218 80 24
338 Does the gentleman wear Under Armour under armor? 1.3975 0.03616 322 223 70 29
339 Well! Don't we look ready for a knight on the town! 1.3972 0.03751 282 192 68 22
340 It really says 'hostile takeover' to me. 1.3968 0.03645 315 218 69 28
341 It is a very traditional cut, but you can always freshen it up with a bold pocket square. 1.3968 0.03532 315 214 77 24
342 These new school uniforms are marvellous. And NRA approved!" 1.3962 0.03744 313 220 62 31
343 The tailor can add rust protection for an additional $89.00. 1.3962 0.03716 313 219 64 30
344 And you’ll feel what it’s like to be called “ Sir” again. 1.3962 0.03518 313 212 78 23
345 For alterations we have a welder on call. 1.3962 0.03489 313 211 80 22
346 Would you care to see something with a little less structure? 1.3962 0.03400 313 208 86 19
347 Sir, I'm afraid that's no longer politically correct. We now say, "There is a 'Chinese American' in your armor." 1.3962 0.03771 313 221 60 32
348 ...and it doesn't need ironing 1.3961 0.03467 308 206 82 20
349 ...and, if you buy today; free undercoating. 1.3961 0.03617 308 211 72 25
350 Did you want the rustproofing with that? 1.3955 0.03562 311 212 75 24
351 Of course, farting can be problematic. 1.3955 0.03649 311 215 69 27
352 I think it makes you look quite chivalrous! 1.3952 0.03795 291 202 63 26
353 Melania, why not go with just the belt? 1.3949 0.03651 314 218 68 28
354 The 80s are back. The 1380s, to be exact. 1.3948 0.03458 309 207 82 20
355 It doesn't get any more retro than this 1.3948 0.03428 309 206 84 19
356 It's the last suit that you'll ever need! 1.3941 0.03839 269 184 64 21
357 Nothing says 'I'm ready to litigate' like plate armor. 1.3940 0.03605 302 206 73 23
358 I understand you are going to be joining the presidents legal team. 1.3940 0.03754 302 211 63 28
359 Not only is the mask breathable, you become a Wi-Fi Hotspot 1.3940 0.03512 302 203 79 20
360 Is this vintage enough for you? 1.3940 0.03480 302 202 81 19
361 We also have mail order. 1.3931 0.03803 290 202 62 26
362 I think you've nailed it, Melania. 1.3929 0.03757 308 217 61 30
363 Pleated!? I thought you said plated. 1.3927 0.03779 275 188 66 21
364 The fit depends on which side you"carry your lance", so to speak. 1.3925 0.03805 293 205 61 27
365 Perfect for a knight out. 1.3923 0.03471 311 210 80 21
366 We call it “dressed to kill,” sir. 1.3907 0.03540 302 205 76 21
367 So...how do you like our new Over Armour line? 1.3907 0.03809 302 214 58 30
368 Does this make me look Middle-Aged? 1.3906 0.03736 297 207 64 26
369 Yes, Ma'am, it's the very latest in our "Me too" line of clothing. 1.3900 0.03709 300 209 65 26
370 You'll slay. 1.3900 0.03617 300 206 71 23
371 Excellent choice sir! Our welder will have the alterations ready by 4pm Friday. 1.3897 0.03799 290 203 61 26
372 This is from our new line for Middle Age men. 1.3895 0.03440 285 188 83 14
373 very bespoke sir 1.3893 0.03633 298 205 70 23
374 From our vintage collection. 1.3893 0.03507 298 201 78 19
375 Or you can soften the look by wearing the visor up. 1.3887 0.03455 283 187 82 14
376 Did you say you forgot your anniversary or her birthday? 1.3887 0.03666 283 193 70 20
377 Alterations are down the hall. Ask for "Smith." 1.3885 0.03773 296 208 61 27
378 Theres even an inside pocket for your cell phone 1.3885 0.03681 296 205 67 24
379 We also have this suit in black, grey, or rust 1.3885 0.03587 296 202 73 21
380 Seriously, this suit takes hundreds of years off you." 1.3878 0.03635 294 202 70 22
381 It’s Giorgio Armourani... 1.3870 0.03715 292 203 65 24
382 Actually, this IS the relaxed fit. 1.3865 0.03423 282 186 83 13
383 My dear. I remember the days when a chastity belt would have been more than sufficient. 1.3865 0.03740 282 195 65 22
384 This should definitely get you a seat at the round table. 1.3865 0.03496 282 188 79 15
385 The pocket square can also be used as a cookie sheet. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
386 So, What's the occasion? 1.3859 0.03661 298 207 67 24
387 And it’s just the thing for a knight on the town. 1.3857 0.03792 280 195 62 23
388 Not you sir?! Why surely you joust. 1.3854 0.03685 288 199 67 22
389 You should see what the bridesmaids have to wear. 1.3854 0.03551 288 195 75 18
390 To hell with Under Armor. 1.3846 0.03767 286 200 62 24
391 Truly the ultimate in power suits, wouldn’t you agree sir? 1.3846 0.03601 286 195 72 19
392 They'll never know it's you, Joan. 1.3846 0.03832 286 202 58 26
393 The power suit is back. 1.3846 0.03735 286 199 64 23
394 This is the last one we have in stock. We mostly sold out four centuries ago. 1.3843 0.03713 281 194 66 21
395 I'll check the instruction manual. Number one or number two? 1.3843 0.03781 281 196 62 23
396 No, I don't think it's too matchy, matchy. 1.3840 0.03999 263 186 53 24
397 Oh, you said Armani!? 1.3838 0.03785 284 199 61 24
398 I would wait until after the spring harvest and feasts before making any alterations. 1.3838 0.03617 284 194 71 19
399 And of course, it comes with our iron-clad guarantee. 1.3832 0.04099 214 145 56 13
400 Nothing errant or quixotic about looking your best. 1.3830 0.03703 282 195 66 21
401 And, it effortlessly goes from work to a knight out on the town. 1.3825 0.03871 285 203 55 27
402 ....and there's a special pocket for your iPhone. 1.3821 0.03822 280 197 59 24
403 Cuffs? 1.3816 0.03692 283 196 66 21
404 I say we go with this one and call it a knight. 1.3815 0.03705 270 185 67 18
405 The lance, shield, horse and damsel in distress can be purchased separately. 1.3813 0.03668 278 191 68 19
406 It says gallant and chivalrous, but not afraid to go medieval when necessary. 1.3813 0.03941 278 199 52 27
407 You can recycle it, too. 1.3813 0.03596 278 189 72 17
408 Not only does it fit well but it is included in our Pre-tariff Sale as well. 1.3813 0.03703 278 192 66 20
409 I do think it sets the appropriate tone for a new press secretary. 1.3813 0.03908 278 198 54 26
410 It's a steel. 1.3813 0.03668 278 191 68 19
411 All the oligarchs are wearing them. 1.3808 0.03640 281 193 69 19
412 This option can effortlessly take your look from day-to-knight. 1.3808 0.03743 281 196 63 22
413 It's currently on sale, sir, for $1299, plus tax and the 25% steel tariff. 1.3808 0.03877 281 200 55 26
414 It's ideal for handling slings and arrows. 1.3804 0.03825 276 194 59 23
415 It’s what all the smart gentlemen in Washington are wearing these days. 1.3804 0.03685 276 190 67 19
416 Our most polished look this season, sir 1.3804 0.03720 276 191 65 20
417 It's the first suit designed exclusively for a Trump press secretary. 1.3796 0.03981 274 197 50 27
418 Too Much Irony 1.3796 0.03738 274 190 64 20
419 It's the top seller in our maille order catalogue. 1.3796 0.03913 274 195 54 25
420 Good luck with the divorce proceedings, sir. 1.3791 0.03779 277 194 61 22
421 This 23 piece suit is an excellent choice. 1.3788 0.03759 264 182 64 18
422 There's no pocket for my cell phone 1.3787 0.03756 272 189 63 20
423 I'm sorry, sir. I obviously misunderstood what you meant by 'Fashionably Quixotic'! 1.3787 0.03756 272 189 63 20
424 Sir, it screams "large penis." 1.3787 0.04001 272 196 49 27
425 I’m afraid it may clash. 1.3782 0.03832 275 194 58 23
426 It says "regal elegance" without saying "tyrant." 1.3782 0.03798 275 193 60 22
427 Keep in mind...the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.3782 0.03867 275 195 56 24
428 It’s a full metal jacket. 1.3778 0.03738 270 187 64 19
429 This suit is the best for your new role, Mr. Press Secretory 1.3778 0.03918 270 192 54 24
430 ...and when does your appointment to the Trump Cabinet begin? 1.3778 0.03882 270 191 56 23
431 For a more polished look. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
432 Is this for a particular battle or everyday use? 1.3778 0.03625 270 184 70 16
433 You don't look too evil. I'd say more mid-evil. 1.3774 0.03945 257 181 55 21
434 The visor comes off easily and it's great for straining pasta. 1.3773 0.03672 273 188 67 18
435 Very slimming, sir, and it includes our iron-clad guarantee. 1.3773 0.03523 273 184 75 14
436 Yes, a smidge heavier than the tweed but much more durable. 1.3773 0.03635 273 187 69 17
437 Not bad for off-the-rack. 1.3769 0.03718 268 185 65 18
438 Do not machine wash. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
439 Is it non-iron? 1.3755 0.03818 269 189 59 21
440 Oh yes, its timeless, every 600 years it comes back in style. 1.3755 0.03781 269 188 61 20
441 Yes, great for stick and stones. However useless for social media attacks. 1.3755 0.03781 269 188 61 20
442 This suit is perfect for your new job as White House press secretary. 1.3755 0.03995 269 194 49 26
443 So, who's the lucky damsel? 1.3755 0.03707 269 186 65 18
444 And you'll be an absolute hit at airport security. 1.3745 0.03687 267 184 66 17
445 It’s the original power suit. 1.3741 0.03733 270 188 63 19
446 On you sir, it's absolutely riveting. 1.3736 0.03781 265 185 61 19
447 They come in Aluminum for Summer too. 1.3735 0.03823 257 179 60 18
448 And on dress down Fridays, the helmut converts to a baseball cap. 1.3731 0.03825 268 189 58 21
449 It’s iron, but, conveniently, also non-iron. 1.3730 0.03995 252 179 52 21
450 If I may say so sir, it’s quite riveting. 1.3726 0.03644 263 180 68 15
451 Well, Sir, even with Spanx it’s going to pinch. 1.3726 0.03800 263 184 60 19
452 This look is very ‘business casualty.’ 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
453 Your fiancé will have the knight of her life. 1.3721 0.03771 258 179 62 17
454 Viagara use will void the warranty 1.3720 0.03976 250 177 53 20
455 That suit, Sir, is a steel. 1.3716 0.03970 261 187 51 23
456 'These suits are having a renaissance.' 1.3716 0.03741 261 181 63 17
457 Summer weight titanium is perfect for August battle season. 1.3715 0.04021 253 181 50 22
458 Heads will turn sir. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
459 It's an outstanding fit, sir, but metal detectors may be an issue... 1.3715 0.03862 253 177 58 18
460 ...and the suit comes with free altercations. 1.3711 0.03948 256 182 53 21
461 Yes, it's a little old-fashioned, but you'll get excellent cell phone reception. 1.3711 0.03708 256 176 65 15
462 Perhaps sir would like to try the relaxed fit? 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
463 It also comes in summer-weight aluminum. 1.3711 0.03624 256 174 69 13
464 I still can't believe I found one in the back in your size. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
465 Next time do that before you put it on. 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
466 Our blacksmith is always available for alterations. 1.3704 0.03883 243 169 58 16
467 It’s waterproof if you want to go swimming. 1.3701 0.04046 254 183 48 23
468 I can assure you , Sir, she'll have a knight to remember. 1.3701 0.03969 254 181 52 21
469 It needs a few alterations. I'll call the welder. 1.3701 0.03889 254 179 56 19
470 You may be taking her "knight in shining armor " comment too literally 1.3696 0.03778 257 179 61 17
471 Airport Security may be a problem, 1.3696 0.03613 257 175 69 13
472 I think it really brings out your eyes. 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
473 It hides the problem areas. 1.3695 0.03860 249 174 58 17
474 We also have this in rust. 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
475 I’m not sure that we have a more prominent codpiece in stock, sir 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
476 Of course, it also comes with a full metal jacket. 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
477 Riveting! 1.3690 0.03744 252 174 63 15
478 Sir, you look riveting. 1.3690 0.03869 252 177 57 18
479 It suits you. But those brown shoes will have to go. 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
480 Pre-tariff shopping? 1.3684 0.04127 247 179 45 23
481 It's a bold choice for a wedding, ma'am. 1.3684 0.03794 247 171 61 15
482 You'll just have to hold it. 1.3684 0.03662 247 168 67 12
483 I don't know. It looks nice, but I still feel empty inside 1.3684 0.04046 247 177 49 21
484 If you're worried about it just don't drink anything that morning. 1.3682 0.04184 239 173 44 22
485 Right or left doesn't matter; it hurts either way 1.3682 0.04100 239 171 48 20
486 Yes, Mr Cohen. This will provide you more than enough protection from 'he who must not be named'. Most of the cabinet have one. 1.3682 0.03969 239 168 54 17
487 No, you're not surrounded by enemies. It's called a mirror. 1.3676 0.03856 253 178 57 18
488 May I advise you, sir, to stay inside during thunderstorms! 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
489 Expensive? 100% European Steel. 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
490 It's almost perfect, but let me call the welder. 1.3671 0.04035 237 168 51 18
491 ...and it’s 100% vegan. 1.3665 0.03958 251 179 52 20
492 Forgot her birthday, huh? May I suggest an accessory shield? 1.3665 0.04077 251 182 46 23
493 And if your face clears up before prom we'll get you a tux. 1.3663 0.03964 243 172 53 18
494 It also comes in faded, jaded, rusted, errant and shiny. 1.3655 0.03978 249 178 51 20
495 This suit comes with an ironclad guarantee. 1.3655 0.03812 249 174 59 16
496 This is the most "heavy metal" outfit we have, sir. 1.3651 0.03853 241 168 58 15
497 ...and it's green as well; you're looking at 2700 soda cans... 1.3648 0.04125 233 167 47 19
498 We were able to price it before the tariffs went into effect 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
499 So, you are the new White House press secretary... 1.3648 0.04278 244 181 37 26
500 The best part is that it wears like iron. 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
501 So you're going to work at The White House. 1.3648 0.03951 244 173 53 18
502 So, do you joust on the left or the right? 1.3648 0.03908 244 172 55 17
503 Stunning...and, it comes with an ironclad guarantee! 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
504 And if you buy now, you avoid the 25 percent tariff. 1.3644 0.03953 236 166 54 16
505 You'll knock 'em dead in this one. 1.3644 0.03998 236 167 52 17
506 Okay,you're all ready to teach at any school in America. 1.3644 0.03958 247 176 52 19
507 Making you look like a fucking idiot is what we do best. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
508 It's what the Republicans are wearing for the midterms. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
509 No worries - this is what all the GOP congressmen will be wearing home for the August recess. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
510 Best of all, it comes with an iron-clad guarantee! 1.3640 0.03873 239 167 57 15
511 It is suitable for Cabinet meetings and dinner out in DC. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
512 Chivalry was never dead, just out of season 1.3640 0.03639 239 162 67 10
513 We find this is trending among candidates in the mid term elections 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
514 Yes, you will be safe in coach, Mr Pruitt. 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
515 Ultimately, it’s how you accessorize. 1.3636 0.03884 242 170 56 16
516 It will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
517 I know a decent blacksmith if you need any alterations made. 1.3636 0.03840 242 169 58 15
518 It looks riveting. 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
519 The shining has to come from within. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
520 What it lacks in drape it makes up in durability. 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
521 Ready to meet your in-laws? 1.3636 0.03972 242 172 52 18
522 No, I said I needed something for a NIGHT on the town. 1.3633 0.03895 245 173 55 17
523 Of course, you realize it's not waterproof. 1.3633 0.03808 245 171 59 15
524 It even comes with an extra gauntlet just for throwing down. 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
525 It’s our full metal jacket...,Sir.” 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
526 ...and it comes with a complimentary chastity belt for your wife. 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
527 Of course, it's dry clean only... 1.3629 0.03939 237 167 54 16
528 Of course, sir, it’s non iron.. 1.3629 0.04073 237 170 48 19
529 It was very popular with the ladies that had meetings with Harvey Weinstein. 1.3629 0.04117 237 171 46 20
530 Since society's moving backward so fast,this will soon be the height of fashion. 1.3629 0.03847 237 165 58 14
531 I can assure you that it's moth-proof. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
532 The advantage is, it doesn't wrinkle. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
533 I'll call the blacksmith to let out the crotch. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
534 It's our finest power suit, pure worsted steel, very flattering, and sure to galvanize attention. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
535 It's a real steel. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
536 So what's it really like working in The White House? 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
537 I'd get it before the tariffs. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
538 It says, "I'm dashing.....but available." 1.3621 0.03915 243 172 54 17
539 Best of all, it comes with a magnetic bowtie. 1.3621 0.04043 243 175 48 20
540 How long is your mother-in-law staying? 1.3617 0.03625 235 159 67 9
541 I also have a leather tunic and skirt for casual Fridays. 1.3613 0.03834 238 166 58 14
542 The goal is to buy one, and then stay that size 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
543 Oh, you meant NIGHT clothes. 1.3610 0.03979 241 172 51 18
544 Why yes, it's dishwasher safe, but top rack only. 1.3610 0.03936 241 171 53 17
545 the mirror adds at least one hundred pounds 1.3610 0.03892 241 170 55 16
546 Just how hostile are your takeover plans? 1.3610 0.04023 241 173 49 19
547 I DON'T CARE, DO YOU?" added to the back will be extra. 1.3605 0.04074 233 167 48 18
548 And when you go to the museum, you’ll blend right in 1.3605 0.03982 233 165 52 16
549 Guaranteed for life. 1.3605 0.04074 233 167 48 18
550 All the republicans are wearing them. 1.3605 0.03888 233 163 56 14
551 We can have it tailored in a fortnight 1.3605 0.03888 233 163 56 14
552 Politicians are all wearing them for Town Hall meetings. 1.3605 0.04028 233 166 50 17
553 Yes sir, you're definitely dressed to kill! 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
554 It's you madam! 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
555 Welcome to the Whitehouse press corps. 1.3602 0.03992 236 168 51 17
556 It may be a bit stiff now, but it'll soften up with each battle. 1.3602 0.03759 236 163 61 12
557 It’s what everyone’s wearing at this year’s Roundtable. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
558 Perfect for elbowing Mr. Trump at the next G-8 summit, sir. 1.3602 0.04297 236 175 37 24
559 This outfit takes you effortlessly from day to knight. 1.3598 0.04045 239 172 48 19
560 I think you are ready to meet her father. 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
561 No, really. Damsels prefer this over pinstripes. 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
562 May I say, sir, the Knight is still young. 1.3598 0.04131 239 174 44 21
563 That should be perfect for your meeting with Harvey Weinstein, M'aam. 1.3598 0.04088 239 173 46 20
564 Yes, sir. It is very old school. 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
565 No dry cleaning bills. Just a little 3-in-1 oil and you're good to go. 1.3593 0.03860 231 161 57 13
566 It's the latest in executive wear, what with all the back stabbing now a days 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
567 But switch to chainmail after Memorial Day. 1.3593 0.03811 231 160 59 12
568 Congratulations on your promotion to chief spokesperson for President Trump. 1.3586 0.04197 237 174 41 22
569 Plus we offer a full year of free alterations by our team of skilled welders. 1.3584 0.03814 226 156 59 11
570 Yes, but not compared to the cost of a 24/7 security detail. 1.3584 0.04159 226 163 45 18
571 You'll thank me after the meeting. 1.3578 0.03895 232 163 55 14
572 Your wife already paid for it. 1.3578 0.03847 232 162 57 13
573 No sir, it doesn't make you look heavy at all. 1.3578 0.03943 232 164 53 15
574 And the price includes a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.3578 0.04036 232 166 49 17
575 I think you're having a middle age crisis. 1.3578 0.03895 232 163 55 14
576 It’s the Little Black Dress of the Hundred Years’ War. 1.3574 0.03908 235 166 54 15
577 No iron? Surely you joust, sir." 1.3574 0.04134 235 171 44 20
578 Truly, sir, I don’t think it makes your ass look bigger. 1.3574 0.04090 235 170 46 19
579 If I were you, I wouldn't wait. Once the new steel tariffs kick in there's no telling how much its going to set you back. 1.3571 0.04325 224 165 38 21
580 No, it doesn't breathe, but it also doesn't puncture. 1.3565 0.03867 230 161 56 13
581 Trust me, it's a best-seller with this administration's former appointees. 1.3565 0.04105 230 166 46 18
582 So, who's the lucky horse? 1.3562 0.04332 233 174 35 24
583 It's a chick magnet 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
584 May I suggest accessorizing with a white stallion? 1.3562 0.03881 233 164 55 14
585 It also comes in white satin. 1.3562 0.04347 219 161 38 20
586 It's a good fit, but perhaps a little dated 1.3559 0.03854 222 154 57 11
587 Yes, I understand they used to go commando. 1.3550 0.03997 231 165 50 16
588 ...and how long have you worked for Mr. Trump? 1.3550 0.04090 231 167 46 18
589 If clothes make the man, this screams chivalry. 1.3550 0.04226 231 170 40 21
590 Would it be redundant to say it suits you, sir? 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
591 I trust you'll agree, sir, there's nothing like an English suit. 1.3540 0.03959 226 160 52 14
592 Once a king always a king...but once a knight is enough 1.3537 0.04340 229 171 35 23
593 This style is having a real renaissance. 1.3532 0.03841 218 151 57 10
594 In the current climate, it pays to be seen in American steel 1.3527 0.03720 224 154 61 9
595 Remember: strong magnets can result in dismemberment. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
596 Now you're ready to be the new White House Press Secretary. 1.3527 0.04410 224 168 33 23
597 We also carry this in a relaxed fit for the older knight. 1.3527 0.03930 224 158 53 13
598 It's from our vintage collection. 1.3527 0.03720 224 154 61 9
599 People will ask why this knight is different from all the other knights 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
600 It's our most timeless power suit. 1.3524 0.03793 227 158 58 11
601 The invite said it was a round table dinner. 1.3524 0.03689 227 156 62 9
602 Dress for the job you want, they say. 1.3524 0.03944 227 161 52 14
603 Shall I have my wench wrap it up for you? 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
604 I like it, but I better check with my horse first. 1.3521 0.04225 213 154 43 16
605 But Sir, what did you expect from a mail-order suit? 1.3514 0.04668 185 136 33 16
606 Trust me, it's the perfect suit for a middle-aged man 1.3514 0.03847 222 155 56 11
607 No, really, Sarah—you look great. 1.3511 0.04065 225 162 47 16
608 Middle age suits you well! 1.3511 0.04015 225 161 49 15
609 If you should lose a limb we offer free alterations. 1.3511 0.03915 225 159 53 13
610 …and it’s no iron! Well, technically, it’s ALL iron. 1.3511 0.03966 225 160 51 14
611 ......and it's a babe magnet. 1.3509 0.04075 228 165 46 17
612 Perfect, Sir, for a knight on the town. 1.3509 0.04122 228 166 44 18
613 It comes with free oil changes. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
614 The classic power suit never goes out of style. 1.3500 0.03973 220 156 51 13
615 The shining armor is more expensive 1.3500 0.03867 220 154 55 11
616 No, I don't think you look stiff at all. 1.3500 0.04076 220 158 47 15
617 Perhaps a tank top? 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
618 Funny you should ask, but yes, it has been in inventory for quite some time now. 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
619 Will this be for a crusade or just guarding around the castle? 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
620 And I can throw in free undercoating 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
621 A subtle elegance perfect for an evening with the in-laws. 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
622 The mirrors help you to check for fridge magnets on your ass. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
623 Yes I took into account that you dress to the left. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
624 Perfect for a knight out on the town, sir. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
625 Trust me. It's riveting. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
626 Voila! The new image you wish to project, Madame Press Secretary. 1.3500 0.04226 220 161 41 18
627 It speaks power to truth. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
628 For the best view, most people raise the visor, sir. 1.3500 0.03758 220 152 59 9
629 You'll want to have an inch and a half of socks showing. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
630 Won't you be the hit of the Witness Protection Prom. 1.3500 0.04076 220 158 47 15
631 This is more of a traditional look. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
632 Dry clean only...no iron. 1.3500 0.04275 220 162 39 19
633 We only use Italian steel because of the way it drapes. 1.3498 0.03833 223 156 56 11
634 Plus it's guaranteed for life... or 10 weeks, whichever comes first. 1.3498 0.03988 223 159 50 14
635 And what's the bride wearing? 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
636 Fashion is what you buy. Style is what you do with it. 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
637 The white horse is extra. 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
638 In this suit, you’ll absolutely slay them, sir! 1.3498 0.04088 223 161 46 16
639 Business casual for the White House 1.3498 0.04281 223 165 38 20
640 This particular retro look is very in with cabinet members and White House staff this year. 1.3498 0.04185 223 163 42 18
641 And nobody knows you are a dog. 1.3497 0.05114 163 122 25 16
642 It's versatile for casual, formal or war. 1.3491 0.04017 212 150 50 12
643 Everyone on Wall Street is buying one. It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3491 0.04233 212 154 42 16
644 It's true, the medieval cut is a slimmer fit. 1.3491 0.04180 212 153 44 15
645 And what might the bride be wearing? 1.3491 0.03961 212 149 52 11
646 This suit wears like iron. 1.3491 0.03961 212 149 52 11
647 This week we offer pre-tariff pricing for platinum cardholders 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
648 This comes in tariff free aluminum and steel,also. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
649 If you'd prefer subtly, a matte finish is possible. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
650 Your third marriage is it? 1.3491 0.04072 212 151 48 13
651 The material is wrinkle resistant, and wears like iron. You will, however develop an urge to face north a lot. 1.3491 0.04338 212 156 38 18
652 Does the gentleman foresee any encounters with metal detectors during his quest? 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
653 Yes sir, I agree. It’s the perfect suit for your new job as the President’s Press Secretary! 1.3486 0.04350 218 162 36 20
654 Why, yes. It's definitely retro. 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
655 And it will wear like iron. 1.3484 0.03958 221 157 51 13
656 What do you think? Should we see how it looks with the stallion? 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
657 Do you want to walk around a bit and see how it clangs? 1.3484 0.03799 221 154 57 10
658 No sir! A classic suit never goes out of style. 1.3484 0.03958 221 157 51 13
659 The classics never really go out of style, do they, Sir? 1.3484 0.04010 221 158 49 14
660 Same thing happens to me. The minute I put it on, nature calls. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
661 I would stick with a flat front instead of pleats 1.3484 0.03799 221 154 57 10
662 It's our latest in Sports fashion, 'Over Armor.' 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
663 I trust you can still get to your wallet. 1.3476 0.04040 210 149 49 12
664 Would you like me to fetch you a squire or will you wear it out?" 1.3470 0.03980 219 156 50 13
665 You’ll knock them dead, sir. 1.3468 0.03943 222 158 51 13
666 The price has just been increased by 25%. 1.3462 0.04286 208 152 40 16
667 So, you're going to be taking over for Sarah Sanders? 1.3460 0.04189 211 153 43 15
668 I told you to go to the bathroom BEFORE you tried on the suit! 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
669 It's guaranteed to make sexual harassment impossible. 1.3458 0.04303 214 158 38 18
670 Does this suit make my codpiece look small? 1.3458 0.04200 214 156 42 16
671 Can I interest you in some white satin? 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
672 So, divorce going well? 1.3458 0.04040 214 153 48 13
673 Will you be paying in sacks of gold or credit? 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
674 .....it depends what you mean by 'no iron' " 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
675 Is it for leisure, terror, or both sir? 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
676 Just be careful in the reign 1.3443 0.04064 212 152 47 13
677 It's a perfect suit sir for your new job in the West Wing. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
678 I wouldn't advise that you wear it to the airport. 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
679 It fits you, yes, but frankly, you look quite silly. 1.3442 0.04235 215 158 40 17
680 Three words. Traditional Power Suit. 1.3442 0.04025 215 154 48 13
681 Sir, it does wonders for your posture. 1.3433 0.04212 201 145 43 13
682 Everyone should have a power suit. 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
683 It would be perfect for a hostile takeover. 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
684 I agree it's a wonderful choice! Menacing, but not antagonistic; bold, but not insubordinate... 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
685 You will slay them in that suit 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
686 Would you like that charged to your taxpayers or a lobbyist? 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
687 Oh...and it's SPF 3 million. 1.3429 0.04031 210 150 48 12
688 No, sir, it makes you look young, not middle ages. 1.3429 0.04304 210 155 38 17
689 It's a perfect fit, Secretary Pruitt." 1.3429 0.04357 210 156 36 18
690 Of course, we can add a zipper! 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
691 Shall I add it, sir, to the EPA tab? 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
692 I knew the 42Fe would fit you perfectly. 1.3427 0.04102 213 154 45 14
693 The stand up desks are on the second floor. 1.3416 0.04253 202 147 41 14
694 It looks a bit tight in the cuirass, but otherwise perfect. 1.3416 0.03953 202 142 51 9
695 Style,safety,or price. Pick two. 1.3415 0.04035 205 146 48 11
696 Pleated or plated? 1.3415 0.04035 205 146 48 11
697 With bluetooth,of course,sir. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
698 I think you are looking very sharp today. (Thomas, age 7) 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
699 Don't worry about that. Styles always come back again. 1.3413 0.03878 208 146 53 9
700 You look dressed to kill today, sir. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
701 Look at it this way. It's the last suit you'll ever need. 1.3413 0.03818 208 145 55 8
702 It will feel stiff at first, but you’ll break it in. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
703 Oh yes, they are all the rage with White House aids-it provides excellent protection against being stabbed in the back. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
704 Not only will no one recognize you, Kirstjen, that shine is a teflon finish! 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
705 Ah, I see you're a renaissance man. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
706 Only a barbarian would affect to wear a plumed helmet with this suit sir. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
707 Look at it this way, you won’t have a problem getting a reservation at the Algonquin. 1.3413 0.04277 208 153 39 16
708 And congratulations on your new job, Congressman. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
709 I'm glad we got the order in before the tariffs went into effect. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
710 And the best part is, it's fully recyclable 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
711 Businesslike, but in a way that says, 'Yes, I defend the separation of immigrant children from their families.' 1.3413 0.04489 208 157 31 20
712 ....the three-piece comes with a horse. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
713 Demagnetized will run a little extra, of course. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
714 May I show you a gauntlet in burgundy? 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
715 It gives you that chiseled look without having to join CrossFit. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
716 Double breastplated is in this year. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
717 It says bespoke, sir, but we strove to stay on this side of belligerent. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
718 the effect is quite riveting. 1.3413 0.03757 208 144 57 7
719 I'll throw in a non-stick coating. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
720 That's better. Now best of luck with your Senate hearing sir. 1.3413 0.04167 208 151 43 14
721 It's very cavalier... 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
722 Should you require alterations, we have our own welder in house. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
723 You said you wanted something more traditional. 1.3413 0.03878 208 146 53 9
724 It’s the latest in Whitehouse correspondents’ attire. 1.3413 0.04167 208 151 43 14
725 It's overstock clearance from the Third Crusade. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
726 Just a valet with an Allen wrench and you're good to go. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
727 The helmet fan is extra, but I think you'll agree it's worth it. 1.3413 0.03818 208 145 55 8
728 Now you don’t have to care! 1.3411 0.04139 214 156 43 15
729 Keep it lightly oiled and steer clear of magnets. 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
730 You can never go wrong with a classic look. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
731 They say the right suit won't win you a joust, but the wrong one can lose it for you. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
732 It looks simply riveting! 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
733 Are you sure that's what she said she was looking for? 1.3398 0.04304 206 152 38 16
734 May I suggest a good welder ? 1.3398 0.04135 206 149 44 13
735 Yes Mr Pruitt, these are the most secure pants we have... 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
736 I'm sorry, Mr. President, we can not guarantee this suit will protect you from the Mueller Report. 1.3398 0.04412 206 154 34 18
737 It’s our new line of Over Armour! 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
738 And with your purchase we throw in 3 free cartons of Depends 1.3398 0.03960 206 146 50 10
739 It's the latest in knightwear. 1.3398 0.04019 206 147 48 11
740 No, when it rains you should take an umbrella. 1.3398 0.04412 206 154 34 18
741 She'll definitely let down her hair when she sees you in this 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
742 And it's rated SPF 1500. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
743 Will the groomsmen be matching, sir? 1.3384 0.04185 198 143 43 12
744 Well, I should alert you to a small problem going through security. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
745 It is just perfect! When do you start at the White House, sir? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
746 You’ll knock them dead, sir. If the flaming arrows don’t first, obviously. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
747 You really polish up nicely. 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
748 And, of course, it’s hand-riveted. 1.3384 0.04185 198 143 43 12
749 Perfect fit for your first day as the new Press Secretary. 1.3384 0.03867 198 138 53 7
750 It's the ultimate power suit! 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
751 Melania? 1.3384 0.04365 198 146 37 15
752 Yes, it’s dry clean only. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
753 We've been selling a lot of these since the election. 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
754 This one's a steel. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
755 Our welder can have alerations ready by Wednesday. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
756 Do you like how it makes your hands look so large? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
757 I'm telling you, they just don't make 'em like this anymore. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
758 This is the latest in our Press Secretary collection. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
759 Sure. We can engrave "I don't care. Do U?" on the back. 1.3382 0.04042 204 146 47 11
760 You also get a pre-Trade war 25% discount for the metal. 1.3382 0.04548 204 155 29 20
761 Everyone's wearing the two rivet, single breasted breastplate this season. 1.3382 0.04160 204 148 43 13
762 We're closing in 5 minutes 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
763 I think it's a better look for you, Mr. Bannon. 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
764 I’m afraid this is our only suit with the ironclad return policy you asked for, Sir. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
765 It fits you very well and will be perfect for your first day of teaching. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
766 Perhaps the blazer and simply staying off your phone during dinner might give her the same effect. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
767 Well I must say, you look perfectly ridiculous 1.3382 0.04499 207 157 30 20
768 Since open carry came in, we sell a lot of them. 1.3382 0.04061 207 149 46 12
769 We’re also offering free engraving. 1.3367 0.03955 196 138 50 8
770 It's from Georgio Armori 1.3366 0.04524 202 153 30 19
771 It’s only my professional opinion, but I think you look riveting. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
772 Yes madam, this is “defensive” outerwear. The Zara coat was offensive. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
773 You look 10 years younger in that suit. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
774 You look a little stiff in it. 1.3366 0.04126 202 146 44 12
775 You know, you’re pretty lucky today. We haven’t gotten a shipment of these in since 1547. 1.3366 0.03942 202 143 50 9
776 This will help with the sticks and stones, but you're going to have to learn how to deal with the tweets on your own. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
777 You're doing a great job a Press Secretary. Now get out there and give 'em hell! 1.3366 0.04004 202 144 48 10
778 Yes it is a great timely buy, the latest orders are 25% higher. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
779 We call it the "Trump Adviser. 1.3366 0.04358 202 150 36 16
780 I do apologise – I didn't catch your meaning when you said you wear your sword to the left. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
781 Titanium will run you about 1/3 more. 1.3366 0.03942 202 143 50 9
782 A lot of our older customers like to remove a few of the rivets for a less tapered look. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
783 We're a month behind on alterations. Our riveter just quit. 1.3366 0.04004 202 144 48 10
784 Does this come in Stainless? 1.3366 0.04126 202 146 44 12
785 It also comes in a non-iron version. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
786 Now, if you'll tell me which side you dress to, Sir, I'll pass it along to our blacksmith in alterations. 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
787 Yes, we have one like this with a fly. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
788 Now you will be ready for your next Presidential meeting,Mr.Trudeau. 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
789 Say 'Ni'. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
790 It's our answer to Casual Friday: Armament Monday. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
791 After wearing a bespoke suit of armor, there is no going back to off-the-rack. 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
792 I'm sure your husband will get excited when you get into bed wearing this, Mrs. Trump 1.3350 0.04663 200 154 25 21
793 We also have it in summer aluminum, sir. 1.3350 0.03965 200 142 49 9
794 You know, abstinence works too 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
795 No iron? Well...let's just say it's wrinkle resistant. 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
796 Are you sure you really want to run again, Hillary? 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
797 And with TSA Pre-check you can keep it on. 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
798 Ready for your press conference, Mr. President? 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
799 The beauty is that it wipes clean. 1.3350 0.04386 200 149 35 16
800 You'll love it, it wears like iron! 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
801 You want it in gold?! Surely you joust? 1.3350 0.04283 203 150 38 15
802 Not only can you deflect questions, but arrows and swords too. 1.3350 0.04049 203 146 46 11
803 Do you dress to the left or the right, sir? 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
804 It will never require ironing. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
805 And we throw in a free pair of Under Armour. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
806 It's the perfect suit for a knight out on the town 1.3333 0.04414 198 148 34 16
807 Heavy metal is quite popular these days. 1.3333 0.04244 189 137 41 11
808 It's part of our new Mid Life Crisis Collection. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
809 Nobody's going to accuse you of sexual advances in that! 1.3333 0.03825 195 136 53 6
810 And best of all, it's non-iron. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
811 Perfect disguise, Mr. Miller. Now nobody will recgonize you when you go out to eat. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
812 Never let them see you sweat. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
813 Fit you with a bigger codpiece?! Are you jousting? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
814 I'd grab it before the steel and aluminum tariffs kick in. 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
815 For summer, may I interest you in something titanium? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
816 It's from our Warrior In The Boardroom collection. 1.3333 0.04027 195 139 47 9
817 A power suit if ever I saw one. 1.3333 0.03960 195 138 49 8
818 It'll be a little stiff for a while 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
819 Most hold it in, but it's guaranteed not to rust. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
820 Now you're ready to meet the in-laws 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
821 For a slight upcharge I can put you in something that is rust-proof 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
822 If you need it tailored, I can get the blowtorch. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
823 I hear you're applying to be President Trump's new press secretary. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
824 Good question. I suppose we could ask an astronaut. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
825 I must say, that suit makes you look 500 years older! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
826 It now also comes in rose gold and antique bronze. 1.3333 0.03987 198 141 48 9
827 May I suggest that a power tie would be redundant. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
828 It makes you look centuries younger. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
829 With the coming steel tariffs, there's no better time to buy. 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
830 It comes with a chastity belt for your wife. 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
831 Does it make me look ferrous? 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
832 You’re absolutely dressed to kill 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
833 It's the latest apparel for the middle age male. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
834 It says "retro," but also "alpha dog." 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
835 That's not a chink, it's a pleat . 1.3333 0.04092 195 140 45 10
836 Structured suits are making a comeback. 1.3333 0.04027 195 139 47 9
837 Most handsome, sir. But I don’t really care, do u? 1.3316 0.04324 196 145 37 14
838 It's perfect for the modern Renaissance man. 1.3316 0.04138 196 142 43 11
839 It's a very popular look in Washington these days.. 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
840 Well, what will she be wearing? 1.3316 0.03877 196 138 51 7
841 So how long have you been a journalist? 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
842 Don't worry; these mirrors always add 10 pounds. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
843 If you want alterations, the welder will be in on Wednesday. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
844 The excalibur model comes with bluetooth. 1.3316 0.03983 193 137 48 8
845 Appropriate for special occasions like the forgotten birthday or anniversary." 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
846 If sir desires a skosh more room in the seat, we have a smith on site. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
847 Do you prefer your sword to the right or left? 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
848 Yes, it has been fitted with what you so elegantly refer to as a poop-chute. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
849 Shall I charge this to your platinum card? 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
850 It also comes in pinstripe 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
851 Will you be having round tables at your wedding? 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
852 Cuffs are back 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
853 Suitable for a hostile takeover or renaissance fair. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
854 We recommend it for hostile takeovers. 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
855 We also have it in Rose Gold. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
856 It comes in silver, black and white privilege. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
857 So, what is your fiancée wearing at the wedding? 1.3299 0.04033 194 139 46 9
858 Now THAT'S a power suit. 1.3299 0.03829 194 136 52 6
859 Wonderful choice. This has White House Press Secretary written all over it. 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
860 You look like a million shillings. 1.3299 0.04412 194 145 34 15
861 Yes the shoulders are a bit '80s - but the 1380s are back! 1.3299 0.04033 194 139 46 9
862 Yes, Don Jr., you can eat anywhere in DC in this suit. 1.3298 0.04074 191 137 45 9
863 It comes with a matching can opener, in case you overindulge. 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
864 Just the very thing, Sir, for those pesky Congressional Hearings. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
865 It's also an excellent sunblock." 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
866 For reasons of national security, it's now made with American steel. 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
867 Words, schmerds. It's sticks and stones you need to worry about. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
868 When you wear this, they have to call you "Sir". 1.3298 0.04399 191 142 35 14
869 Now , all we have to do is paint , " I REALLY DON'T CARE , DO U ? " , on your back 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
870 To answer your question, sir, yes, permanent press is the only option. 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
871 Dost my butt looketh big? 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
872 Pockets? Oh, you want the men's version. 1.3297 0.04415 182 134 36 12
873 You should have thought about a suit for your interview with the special counsel before you imposed all those tariffs, Sir. 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
874 Queer Eye for the Squire Guy 1.3281 0.04502 192 145 31 16
875 It's the latest from Georgio Armourani. 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
876 It's a Giorgio Armorni. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
877 Resistance is feudal! 1.3281 0.04317 192 142 37 13
878 You’re all set for your Senate confirmation hearing. 1.3281 0.03988 192 137 47 8
879 We also have it in a summer weight, if you'd prefer. 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
880 Yes Mr. Trump, all the Kings had their own suits of Armor. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
881 Don’t worry. The mirror adds 10 pounds. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
882 ...And those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, forget 'em! 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
883 It’s classic. Chain mail is just a fad. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
884 I think an ascot would be overkill. 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
885 The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune don't stand a chance. 1.3280 0.04166 189 137 42 10
886 Just rinse in cold water, line dry, and no need to iron. 1.3280 0.04098 189 136 44 9
887 If you can play harmonica, it sounds really good from inside. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
888 Our menswear is known for its durable, classic style. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
889 And you should always keep the 5th rivet undone. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
890 Don't worry, the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.3264 0.04038 193 139 45 9
891 Welcome to Lord Taylor’s. 1.3264 0.03971 193 138 47 8
892 Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan? 1.3264 0.04360 193 144 35 14
893 So,it's just a first date? 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
894 Of course it is rust-proofed on the inside. Why do you ask? 1.3263 0.04011 190 136 46 8
895 It's a lot safer than gmail! 1.3263 0.04408 190 142 34 14
896 This is from our fall collection for White House aides. If I may say so, it definitely suits you. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
897 You could say it's vintage. 1.3263 0.03941 190 135 48 7
898 You can never go wrong with a classic cut. 1.3263 0.03941 190 135 48 7
899 Funny how fashion goes in cycles. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
900 An excellent choice for your first State Visit to the U.K., sir. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
901 Alterations are done in-house. We have our own welder. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
902 No, no, it doesn't mak you look heavy at all! 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
903 Yes Mr Pruitt this will protect you 24/7 and it's all imported steel too. 1.3263 0.04408 190 142 34 14
904 I’m telling you, styles return; in a year everyone will be wearing it! 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
905 It's guaranteed to deflect all slings and arrows! 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
906 It's a good look for Middle Age men. 1.3262 0.04457 187 140 33 14
907 It's a good suit for an introvert. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
908 It’s a great power suit. 1.3262 0.04122 187 135 43 9
909 It’s Italian steel. No longer easy to get in this country. 1.3262 0.04122 187 135 43 9
910 Not the most breathable, but it wears like iron. 1.3262 0.03980 187 133 47 7
911 Right or left? 1.3262 0.04584 187 142 29 16
912 We ironed it for you. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
913 Chivalry never really was dead, it just wasn't stylish. 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
914 Best part of all, it doesn’t shrink. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
915 It really highlights your eyes. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
916 It looked different on the hanger. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
917 Remember, before it was toxic, masculinity was chivalrous. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
918 It's guaranteed not to wrinkle 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
919 Honestly, that's going to be tough to pull off. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
920 Exactly right, sir - the real classics never go out of style. 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
921 "What do you mean it's a bit stiff and dated? 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
922 no,no you don't look stiff at all 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
923 No one else will show up to the battle in that exact outfit, I promise. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
924 Yes, and you don't have to iron it! 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
925 Just to warn you, the crotch sometimes oxidizes. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
926 It's guaranteed no-iron. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
927 Very flattering, sir. I have just the lance to accent this ensemble. 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
928 Just the thing for a person in your position, Mr. Pence. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
929 It’s great for a knight out on the town 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
930 Yes, Mr. President this is the perfect suit for the next G-7 meeting. 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
931 ...and depending on the accessories, it can go from tournament to round table in a flash." 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
932 Straight leg or with cuffs? 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
933 Yes sir, it's the ultimate Power Suit this year. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
934 Yes, I'm sure Obama didn't wear this when he visited the border. 1.3243 0.04680 185 142 26 17
935 You don't find a style, a style finds you 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
936 Ohhh, evening wear....thought you said night 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
937 Let's see them call you a sissy boy now. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
938 And you can send it in every year for free lubrication. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
939 Of course the mirror adds a hundred pounds. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
940 This model supports multiple visor positions, hot-swappable gauntlets, and left or right handed sword storage. Also, if I may be so bold, it makes your ass look great. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
941 And it comes with a free can of WD 40 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
942 The downside is that alterations are very expensive. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
943 It’s 100% wrinkle free. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
944 Would like to try something in our no-iron collection? 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
945 Take out a plate here and there, fit in some chainmail and it becomes a great tropical blend. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
946 It’s what all freshmen Congress people are wearing this year. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
947 And now you're ready to teach at Jr. High.... 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
948 The collection is called Fragile Masculinity 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
949 For fifty dollars more we can add a zipper. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
950 Cuff links are extra. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
951 Maybe she asked for amour rather than armor... 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
952 May I say you look taller and more handsome 1.3240 0.04793 179 138 24 17
953 I know a good welder if you want to let out the sleeves. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
954 This isnt what I had in mind when I said vintage. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
955 'Oh yes, the ultimate power suit for these retrograde times. Chic, yet barbaric." 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
956 Planning a knight out? 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
957 We also have this in white satin for Moody Blues fans. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
958 They say steel is coming back. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
959 If the fit is a bit loose, we do offer same day welding 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
960 It's you, Mister Vice-President. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
961 As with all our Press Secretary ensembles, the trousers are flame retardant. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
962 That's why I suggested the linen, sir. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
963 It stands out in the mail-dominated workplace. 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
964 You ever think she meant that figuratively? 1.3224 0.04100 183 132 43 8
965 And it comes with a fifty year ironclad guarantee. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
966 It's joust for you. 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
967 ...and de rigueur for all of President's Trumps friends. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
968 It's very retro and perfect for hostile corporate takeovers! 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
969 I can assure Sir that silver is the new black 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
970 And remember, it’s even more slimming when you’re actually on the horse. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
971 What's the bride wearing? 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
972 My assistant is getting the can opener. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
973 ...and to avoid rust we recommend dry clean only. 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
974 Well you asked for a "power suit." 1.3224 0.04026 183 131 45 7
975 If you buy two I will throw in the lance for free. 1.3224 0.04100 183 132 43 8
976 There. You’re ready to get back into dating. 1.3224 0.03874 183 129 49 5
977 The clanking will go away after a while. 1.3224 0.03950 183 130 47 6
978 It's the latest thing for men in their middles ages. 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
979 And, ironically enough, you'll never need an iron. 1.3224 0.04383 183 136 35 12
980 Does the inseam have enough 'rattle' for you? 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
981 And the best part is, it never wrinkles. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
982 I can always have the blacksmith bring in the waist a little bit. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
983 It's the perfect suit for a business man with an active knight life. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
984 The tricky thing will be the choice of tie 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
985 .and the Chevalier deluxe also comes with a catheter and leg bag' 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
986 Let me just text a picture to my wench. 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
987 If you upgrade to the stainless model you’ll never have to dry clean. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
988 And it comes with a rust-free lifetime warranty! 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
989 And with the tariffs, the price will only go up. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
990 I said I wanted my suit ironed, not a suit of iron. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
991 You can us WD-40 instead of deodorant 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
992 Yes, I agree sir. It does bring out your steely blue eyes. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
993 Don't worry about a ticket for pickup we'll remember this one 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
994 C’mon Melania,it’s a statement on its own. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
995 And it’s guaranteed not to wrinkle. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
996 So, this will be your second wedding? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
997 No, it doesn't make your cuirass look big. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
998 May I suggest something a little less Medieval and a bit more Renaissance. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
999 I'm telling you, tin is in. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
1000 It’s from our “Boogie Knights” collection. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
1001 The classics never go out of style 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1002 It's rare to get THAT nice a fit, with something straight off the rack. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
1003 You look centuries younger. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
1004 Yes, we can outfit your whole team, but say good-bye to the 10 minute bathroom break. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1005 This outfit can really go from day to knight. 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
1006 If I may say, sir, it's a classic. 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
1007 Yes, sir, I'm certain it's vintage. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
1008 Oh my goodness, no. I don't think it makes your cuirass look big. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1009 And we throw in a can opener for emergency egress. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1010 I asked for Armani, not Armor. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1011 It's from the fall collection by Helmet Clang. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1012 It comes with it's own concealed carry permit. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1013 The press is ready for your briefing Sarah. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1014 Sir I think you are ready for your press conference. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1015 Made from 100% imported steel wool. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1016 It comes with a straw and a diaper. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1017 It's joust your size. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1018 Yes, we have it in black with vertical stripes. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1019 It comes with five year's supply of W D-40. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1020 You'll still be called thin skinned. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1021 Perhaps I misunderstood . You said you wanted something special for a Knight out on the town. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1022 It's to die for, madam. Plus, it's airtight !! Madam ?? MADAM ???? 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1023 Excellent choice: It will match her belt. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1024 You'll really slay the ladies with this one. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1025 You're lucky you can buy off the rack. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1026 No, it absolutely doesn't make you look fat. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1027 It's our most popular power suit. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1028 This suit speaks chivalry. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1029 All the Republican candidates will be wearing it this fall. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1030 And if you buy today we will waive the steel and aluminum "Trade War" surcharge. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1031 Shall I wrap it up or would you like to gallop it home? 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1032 This model has served previous White House press secretaries very well. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
1033 It still won't protect you from the tweets. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1034 And with our premium metallurgy, it's no iron. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1035 Are you sure I'm not showing too much skin? 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1036 ...and it also comes with an iron clad guarantee. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1037 Heavy medal is back in. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1038 Facial expression and body language never a problem... 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1039 No, this model does not work with Viagra. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1040 It's what the last Press Secretary recommended. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1041 You can stop worrying about that lion and Dorothy is going to love you in this outfit. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1042 It just screams, "bring it on bitch!" 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1043 If you don't like the fit, we have a more form-flattering, feminine cut in stock we call the Iron Maiden. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1044 Wool gabardine?! For a job at at the Whitehouse?! 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1045 May I also show you some Under Armour clothing? 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1046 Very nice choice, Mr. P. Shall we bill EPA? 1.3182 0.04841 176 137 22 17
1047 It's a lightweight seasonal blend, but it wears like iron. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1048 No, it only comes in silver. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1049 Quite right, sir. Dress for the job you want. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1050 And if you open a store credit card, I can throw in a sword and shield. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
1051 Best of all, it never needs ironing. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1052 It's to die in. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1053 Trust me. Our tailoring warranty is iron-clad. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1054 I think it suits you perfectly Ms. Sanders. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1055 Never needs pressing, withstands 50 calibre bullets and it won't let you gain weight. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
1056 Of course, with this one, alterations take a bit longer. 1.3182 0.04036 176 126 44 6
1057 Did you mean an Armani suit? 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1058 This suit goes from day to knight wear with a flip of the visor. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1059 We also have no-iron suits. 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1060 You're now officially middle aged. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1061 It's well ironed 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1062 It doesn’t have one. You have to remember to go before you put it on. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1063 Tariffs aside, this is a priceless design. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1064 I assure you this is our most durable material. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1065 The best part? It's wrinkle free. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1066 Yes...but the lining is pure, silent goose down... 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1067 Might I say Sir, it's the ultimate power suit. 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
1068 It's our most retro ensemble. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
1069 Yes but it's more flattering than chainmail. 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
1070 It’s our revival of the “power suit!” 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1071 It gives you that steely , take no prisoners aura for the board room. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
1072 This is the only way you’re gonna impress the boss, after Arthur pulled the sword from his desk last week. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1073 A power tie only gets you so far. 1.3179 0.04079 173 124 43 6
1074 This year we're doing away with evening wear and going straight to knight. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1075 They say the feudal system is coming back! 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1076 You look sharp. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1077 Alterations take one to two years. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1078 And it’s iron free 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1079 Very popular with business travelers ever since TSA started using their new body scanner. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1080 When do you start work at the White House? 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1081 Will you be needing anything else?... Lance, a sword, oil. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1082 I don't think it comes in white satin. 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1083 If it were up to me, I'd go with the undercoating. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1084 Now, what say we take a look at some chain mail briefs? 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1085 No, they don't make any with real pockets. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1086 It's the latest thing from Giorgio Armorani. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1087 They can’ t stab you in the back, give you the axe and for an extra $100 we throw in some brass balls. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1088 Sir, may I suggest a fiery steed. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1089 Good luck at the airport! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1090 Are you going for the rescue the maiden or slay the dragon look? 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
1091 Ready Sir? The dragon is waiting on the 7th floor. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1092 Middle age crisis! 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
1093 For a limited time, buy one at regular price and get 40% off any two coats of chain mail. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1094 Styles have a way of repeating. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
1095 Our crusade cut is a perfect fit for the times. 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1096 It's what everyone wears when they go into the White House Press Room. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1097 All the king’s men are ordering it in aluminum this season. 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1098 I’m thinking that the white satin is a better look on you. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
1099 Ah, I presume a sporting week-end is in the offing? 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1100 It never loses its shape plus its wrinkle free. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1101 Sorry, swimming voids the warranty 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1102 Just be sure you limit your dietary fiber. 1.3164 0.04018 177 127 44 6
1103 ...and this is our 'I mean business' suit. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1104 Our welder can let the waist out a little. He’s in on Tuesdays. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1105 What's old is new, Sire. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1106 It's pretty standard for Game of Thrones-themed weddings. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1107 Her profile said she's looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1108 Of course, one shouldn't wear knight after Memorial Day... 1.3161 0.04739 174 134 25 15
1109 ... and of course, the sidewalks clear quite fast. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1110 And that's our steel grey. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1111 May I show you something in a battle axe? 1.3161 0.04220 174 127 39 8
1112 Just think, you'll be her knight in shining armor. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1113 It’s dark in here. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
1114 No ironing required. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1115 Interesting prom theme, sir. I assume your date will be wearing a chastity belt? 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1116 The protection it provides against STD's is unmatched. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1117 Even if it's pierced or crushed, we'll take it back in 60 days. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1118 There's also a secure pocket for your smartphone. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1119 It comes also in relaxed fit sizes. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1120 ... and I assume you'll want to purchase the undercoat. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1121 Of course, none of the pockets will hold your phone. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1122 bathroom privileges will be limited 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1123 You're gonna like the way you storm the castle. I guarantee it! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1124 Alterations available by our Master Blacksmith. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1125 Oh Armani! I thought you said armor on me! 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1126 No, the pants do not come with pleats. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1127 "I myself can't do without pockets." 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
1128 It also comes with rust protection. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1129 This one really brings out your personality. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1130 Won't shrink but may rust 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1131 Actually, no, it does not make you look tin." 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1132 We don't recommend this particular suit if you live in a walk-up. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1133 It might rust over time, but I can promise you it won't wrinkle 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1134 It's what all the men on Capitol Hill will be wearing this fall. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1135 Turns out it IS the suit that makes the man. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1136 Yes. There is a potential of chafing. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1137 This designer only does ready to wear. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1138 Don't you think you might be taking her too literally? 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1139 You’re quite confident, then, Dennis, that Helen wasn’t speaking metaphorically? 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1140 The zipper is extra. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1141 It's Nike's response to UnderArmour 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1142 You can wear it out. Or we can put it in the Mail. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
1143 Shall I bring in the waist, Ms. Gaga? 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1144 It'll look slimmer when you're on the horse. 1.3140 0.04166 172 125 40 7
1145 It certainly makes you look great again. 1.3140 0.04845 172 134 22 16
1146 It's from our nights in shining Armani collection. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1147 And today, it's a steel. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1148 It comes in rust, too. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1149 And if you ever desire to alter your gender it comes with a set of interchangeable breast plates. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1150 And this week only, sir, it's available at pre-tariff prices. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1151 It is also wrinkle resistant. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1152 It's what all the Trump supporters will be wearing next year. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1153 Madam need only say "Me too" to activate the body camera. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1154 How does that feel in the crotch? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1155 All the seams are double welded. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1156 Prime Minister Trudeau, this is perfect for your meeting with President Trump. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1157 We also have Astronaut and Scuba. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1158 The A/C option will be an additional $500, sir.” 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
1159 For all White House personnel we add Teflon free of charge. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1160 It's our latest power suit. It comes with a 500 year warranty. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1161 This suit has a high rivet count to compensate for the small codpiece. 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
1162 Well, Sir, I believe you said you were taking part in a roundtable, right? 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1163 It’s the perfect suit for a hostile takeover. 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1164 Sure, we can do cuffs. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1165 It makes me look heavy, don’t you think? 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1166 It’ s retro, but trending 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1167 THEY WILL NEVER KNOW YOU NOW MR. PRESIDENT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GET INTO CANADA 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1168 You should have thought about that before you got in! 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1169 If you prefer, we also have one in white satin. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1170 We will even throw in a free can opener. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1171 Taking a cabinet position? 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1172 It’s quite attractive and it will wear like iron. 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1173 It's our 'feudal cut,' sir. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1174 Do you dress right or left? 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
1175 It says, "I am bold and virile, yet reserved and historically conservative..." 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
1176 Or would you prefer the summer weight 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1177 The mirror subtracts eight centuries. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1178 Wrinkle Free. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1179 I’m glad you decided not to add the spikes. Too ostentatious. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1180 Notice how casual you feel while at the same time looking completely menacing." 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1181 It's on sale this week with two pairs of legs and an oil can. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1182 I’ll ask the welder to let it out a bit. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1183 In case they choose the sticks and stones. 1.3110 0.04017 164 117 43 4
1184 ... and, it's wrinkle-free. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1185 I can give you 10% off because it's from a discontinued line. 1.3110 0.04109 164 118 41 5
1186 Not to worry, sir. Our welder can make any necessary alterations while you wait! 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1187 It also comes in corduroy. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1188 Women find it magnetic 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
1189 Will you wear it out, or would you like it crated? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
1190 Your training is complete. Now get down to the border, those immigrant families are not going to separate themselves. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1191 Oh, I told you it was no ordinary knight gown. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
1192 Perfect attire for a Knight out on the town 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1193 You are all ready for court, Mr Cohen. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
1194 It's a poly/metal blend, so it breathes better. 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
1195 And it wears like iron. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1196 Fits like a gauntlet. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1197 It's made of 100% American steel. 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
1198 Congratulations, sir. When will you be leaving for Washington? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1199 In my defense, you really should have said "EVENING wear" if that's what you meant. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
1200 It reeks of power 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1201 It comes with a matching sword so you would be dressed to the hilt. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
1202 You said you wanted something that was good for day or knight. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
1203 Research says 81 percent of ladies on your dating site are looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
1204 Of course, you can always wear the codpiece by itself. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1205 You're gonna like the way you joust. I guarantee thee. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
1206 ‘Rust-proofing is extra.’ 1.3091 0.04089 165 119 41 5
1207 I'm sure Her Majesty will love how seriously you take your knighthood. 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
1208 And believe it or not, it No-Iron. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1209 I'm sorry sir, there is no button fly option available. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
1210 To help you get in and out of it, a squire is also included. 1.3082 0.04274 159 116 37 6
1211 And I guarantee you won't need a second pair of pants ! 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
1212 You look hot! 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
1213 I understand you're the President's new press secretary. Would you like that in teflon? 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
1214 We also have it in Kevlar. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
1215 Are you still in there? 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
1216 If it needs alterations, I can give you the name of a good welder. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1217 Perhaps you'd prefer something in an alloy? 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1218 Perhaps you'd like to see something from our Kevlar line. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1219 It's the most classic cut we offer. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
1220 Yes sir Mr. Pruitt, I suppose it would protect you from the riff-raff in coach. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
1221 No worries, the suit includes a 30-day supply of maximum-absorbency men's briefs 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1222 But you said you wanted something vintage 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1223 ... and of course you can kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
1224 For casual Friday, sir, may I recommend something a bit lighter? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1225 Will you be taking it off the rack, or would you like it welded, sir? 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
1226 We’ll have to call the blacksmith to let it out a bit 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
1227 This is the latest in power suits. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1228 Very sharp. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
1229 You're being too literal. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
1230 Yes, Sir, it does make you look Presidential and it is slimming! 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
1231 I think this is sooo you Mrs. Huckabee. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
1232 Perfect for a knight out on the town 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
1233 This is from our “You’ve got mail” collection 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
1234 I'd say you're ready for anything the Mueller team can throw at you. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1235 As you can see, the soldering is impeccable. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1236 When I said I needed protection for my date tonight, this isn't what I meant. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
1237 You would absolutely SLAY in that outfit. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
1238 Fits great, Mr. President. I'm just not sure it projects the image you want for your interview by the Mueller team. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
1239 The classic suits never go out of fashion. 1.3049 0.04092 164 119 40 5
1240 No, You'd have to wear a diaper. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
1241 And, of course, it's permanent press. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1242 Well, gee, Lance. I like it. I like it a lot. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
1243 First time in menswear Miss Gaga? 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1244 It's specifically designed to protect you from low self esteem. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1245 It must be fun being an advisor to the President. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1246 And if you buy it today we throw in a box of brillo pads. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1247 On cold battle mornings, nothing beats the ass warmer. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
1248 Eventually, EVERYTHING comes back into fashion. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
1249 You can upgrade your codpiece for an even more eye-catching look. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1250 Just don't wear it in the rain. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
1251 If you wait until the Bronze Age, you can get a lovely patina at no charge! 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
1252 We can try the space suit again, or we can look at something from Calvin Klein. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1253 It's a new line from UnderArmor. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1254 Sir shall laugh at maces, lances, arrows, rocks, and swords. Only, avoid thee microwaves! 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
1255 Chalices and grails are on the seventh floor. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1256 Would you like that with a coat of arms? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1257 In addition, you'll get a year's worth of oil changes. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
1258 ...and it's one-hundred percent affordable, pre-tariff steel. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1259 Better act now, before the steel tariffs start to bite. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1260 This suit is popular with those working for the current administration. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1261 Perhaps madame would prefer something with a bit more décolletage? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1262 It's our middle school teacher special: Stops everything from a spitball to an AR-15 bullet. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1263 I’m told, Mr. President, that Putin, Xi and Un have ordered one. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
1264 This is our new no-iron line. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1265 You'll do fine. You're just a little rusty, that's all 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1266 Alterations are included but rustproofing is extra. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
1267 I can let out the codpiece a little if it's too tight. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1268 Sir, we are closing in ten minutes. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1269 It's a perfect fit. Shall I wrap it or do you plan to wear it to the hearing? 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1270 ...and in complete compliance with the new Texas school dress codes! 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1271 Sure we can custom fit - I'll get the welder. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1272 We also have this in chainmail for casual occasions." 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1273 Very retro. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1274 Great for jousting or just a knight out on the town. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
1275 It's 100 percent stainless steel ... our very best no-iron suit. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1276 If you get the extended warranty, I'll throw in the undercoating. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1277 So who's the lucky maiden? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
1278 Well, Congressman, looks like it should suit you very well for your first townhall meeting with your constituents! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1279 It will create a diversion, Mr. President 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1280 Now, go find a windmill. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1281 I know how you like the good-old days, Mr. Trump, and this will also keep your hair from flying around. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1282 Would you like me to pick out a gauntlet to match? 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
1283 All our models come with diapers. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1284 No. It absolutely does not make your butt look big. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1285 It also comes in brush metal for day wear. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1286 No problem. I can take it in at the nose. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1287 Sir, you’re really gonna knock ‘em dead in this suit. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1288 It’s on sale because it’s an older model 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1289 This suit will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1290 Perhaps the gentleman would like to see the matching tie? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1291 ...like Spanx on steroids. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1292 A Knight on the town? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1293 Guaranteed to maintain its shape under all weather conditions. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1294 Ow! I told you I hang on the left! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1295 No, I don't think it makes your ass look too big 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
1296 Now remember, dry-clean only. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1297 If it's not a trade war, why the new border agent uniforms? 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1298 "If I may say so, sir, a classic choice if one must gird their loins." 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1299 ...and this piece is from our avant en garde collection, Sir. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1300 Not only is it wrinkle-free but it'll send a hell of a message to those varlets in accounting. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1301 Guaranteed 100% wrinkle free. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1302 Which way do you lance, Sir? 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1303 It’s down the hall and to the right, but you’ll need to wait until our welder gets back from his lunch hour. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1304 It's perfect for today's Darker Ages. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1305 It fits you to a “T,” Ms. Sanders. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1306 Alterations might take a while. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1307 It also comes in brass and aluminum. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
1308 It's perfect for meeting in-laws. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
1309 And it comes with the white horse. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1310 It also comes in Tarnished Bronze and Battlefield Red. 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
1311 Buy 2 and I'll throw in a sword and a shield. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1312 No one will ever know you're not her husband. 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
1313 ...And, it is really the best we have for suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1314 It’s perfect for the middle-aged man. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1315 It’s wrinkle-free. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1316 It feels a bit stiff until the first washing. After that, you won't even know you have it on. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
1317 If the waist is too snug, we can hammer it out. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1318 It's quite versatile... it goes from slay to knight. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
1319 Girl, you're going to slay. 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
1320 It's the last one in your size 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
1321 Plated pants are coming back in style. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
1322 You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
1323 See? You look stupid. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
1324 It’s knight time attire. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1325 I think your damsel would be quite distressed if you wear that to the wedding. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
1326 This season's line is stainless. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
1327 No, Hillary. No, Hillary. I don't think it would have made a difference. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1328 Dry clean only. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
1329 This suit will wear like iron. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1330 Unfortunately, it doesn't breathe as well as linen. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1331 And as a plus, never needs dry cleaning, just a touch of Armor All. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
1332 And which side do you usually joust, sir? 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1333 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1334 This suit is best for a knight out on the town. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1335 Is sir expecting the axe? 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
1336 Well, Mr. Pruitt, it makes a bold statement, Trump will love it, and you asked for a suit that you can bill to the EPA as a security expense. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1337 The suit is free but the alterations are a king’s ransom. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1338 Sorry Sir, I can't protect your feelings. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
1339 This kind of self-confidence will make a lasting impression. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1340 It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of your outrageous fortune. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1341 Our welder could always let it out a bit... 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1342 Of course for this suit tailoring is very expensive. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1343 It is a classic look 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1344 Alterations on this one are a little extra. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1345 And as for the alterations, I have a blacksmith that is a fitter's dream. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1346 Our blacksmith is very good with alterations. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1347 This is a great choice for a knight out on the town. 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
1348 Oil it once a week and stay off the good furniture. 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
1349 'Nothing says "Twitter War" better, Mr. President.' 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1350 It's wrinkle-proof. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1351 It's our most effective male contraceptive. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1352 Oh, Armani? I thought you said a Suit of Armor! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1353 crisp, classic lines.... 1.2994 0.04088 157 114 39 4
1354 Which side do you hang, sir? 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
1355 No problem, congressman. We can weld the flag pin onto the breastplate. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1356 We have a 2 for 1 deal if you’re also shopping for a squire. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1357 An effortless transition from day to knight! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1358 Folds down to nothing for easy traveling. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
1359 ‘Iconic business attire. Sir, certainly you joust? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1360 This is our last Medieval in stock. We may have a Largieval in the back. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1361 Steely yet at the same time, sartorial, sir. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1362 Of course you can return it after the election. 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
1363 You said you wanted something for a knight out on the town. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1364 Upping your game, sir? 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
1365 Too bad about that itch! 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
1366 Yes, it’s the new Over Armor! 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
1367 You will not find a more durable fabric, sir. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1368 We have knightly rental rates. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1369 They are very popular now, Sir. The steel tariff wars will make them very dear, indeed. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
1370 That is an excellent choice for your new job as White House Press Secretary. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1371 Does it suit you? 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
1372 A perfect fit for your new job as White House press secretary. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1373 Sorry sir but due to the steel tariffs this suit only comes with one pair of pants 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1374 Trust me, it fits like a gauntlet. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1375 And if you need alterations we have an in-house blacksmith.. 1.2980 0.04181 151 110 37 4
1376 Like a true Rennaissance man, if I do say so, sir. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1377 Would you like to see something in a matte finish? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1378 Did I mention, 'wrinkle free'. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1379 Does something for one's posture, don't you think? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1380 Today only, it's "Forge one, get one free". 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
1381 Feel okay in the inseam, sir? 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1382 I can show you something less trendy, but I think you're going to feel silly. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1383 Most customers vary, but if you ask me, I will usually tape my nipples to prevent chafing. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1384 Metallic is in this year. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1385 On the contrary. Everyone is wearing rust this season. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1386 That should give you enough protection and is only $34,000, Mr Pruitt. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
1387 You'll never be errant in one of our suits, sir 1.2975 0.04066 158 115 39 4
1388 Our store welder is here daily to make any alterations you may require. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1389 All the newest Cabinet Members are wearing it. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1390 It comes with a free can of oil, in case it rains. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1391 Yes Ma'am, it's the latest in #MeToo date wear. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1392 The welder can take in the shoulders - no problem. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1393 Manly... yet chivalrous! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1394 And it it works equally well when storming the castle or for traveling to the crusades. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1395 It'll loosen up after a wedding or two. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
1396 Perfect fit right off the rack! Just curious. What was your sleeve length before the rack? 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1397 Dark Ages Mr. Pruitt 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1398 I disagree. I think your butt looks great in armor. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1399 And would Sir like something for the weekend? 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1400 This would be for formal occasions only Sir. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
1401 I think the Excalibur accessary would really take it up a notch. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
1402 And of course, as with all of our suits, it comes with a can opener. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1403 You requested to wear something for a "knight to remember", I believe? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1404 Of course it's not fit for a king, but it suits you just fine, sir. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1405 It was a simple misunderstanding. They thought you wanted a suit for the knight life. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1406 Steel is the new black. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1407 it requires no ironing 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1408 It's the latest style from Over Armour. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1409 It's wrinkle-free, non-iron, and 100% dragonbreath-resistant. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1410 Under Armour is so last year 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1411 All the knights in France are wearing this. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1412 Well if this doesn't correct your posture, I don't know what else to do 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1413 Would you like to be added to our chain-mailing list? 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1414 Just remember, wear it a few times before the big day to break it in. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1415 Everything that’s Olde is new again. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1416 JUST RIVETING SIR 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
1417 Would you like to see something in stainless? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1418 Certainly she'll be looking forward to her wedding knight. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1419 Buy it now before the tariffs kick in. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1420 You want me to scratch, where? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1421 With your new fierce look, no one will know that you're just a lyric poet underneath. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1422 It's from our Divorce Court Attire collection. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1423 The darts at the waist make this our most slimming model 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1424 Sir, this suit makes you shine. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1425 Trudeau bought two. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1426 It's the new 'black'. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1427 My wife said I should be more chivalrous. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1428 Of course, sir, we do have more modern styles available. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1429 It works best with no socks and a skinny tie. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1430 After the steel tariffs, it’s going to be the most decadent look for this fall. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1431 You'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1432 It was a mail order, sir 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1433 We're all scared. Things are happening around us, evil things. We thought we'd never have to face evil, and now we're being forced to deal with it. That's scary John, but we can't retreat into shells. We can't hide. We have to fight, together. 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
1434 Now, this one comes with an extra pair of gauntlets. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1435 It's a fine classic look, but if you're going to teach school, you'll need Kevlar. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1436 Now, you are ready for the slings and arrows of leadership. 1.2968 0.05028 155 123 18 14
1437 Yes, an excellent choice for both security and privacy Mr. Pruitt. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1438 And you can dress either left or right. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1439 They say to dress for the job you want. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
1440 You can’t justify your wealth, but you can prepare yourself for the revolution. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1441 Coordinating chain mail undergarments are available in our lingerie department. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1442 That suit really brings out your eyes, sir. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1443 ....and it's SPF 1000 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1444 And you know, it’s better to look good than to feel good. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1445 The price is stiff but think of how much you'll save in dry cleaning bills. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1446 I call it, the Knightgown." 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1447 Get it now during our pre-tariff sale 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1448 If there are any problems, sir, I'm sure we can iron them out. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1449 Are you looking forward to becoming their son-in-law? 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1450 As a bonus it improves your celluar recption. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1451 Sorry, old bean. For some reason, I assumed you dressed left. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1452 Ideal for Casual Pillage Fridays. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1453 Shall I have the welder come up for a final fitting? 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1454 It might feel a little stiff at first. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1455 This is the closest thing we have to an "Under Armour" suit sir. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1456 Son, clearly you’ve misunderstood. I said, ‘wear protection and have a good night’!’ 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1457 Of course the tariff on aluminum will drive up the price 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1458 Pull down the visor and you've got that perfect day-to-knight look. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1459 You're free to go commando on the battlefield. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1460 It won't feel quite as stiff after a few washes. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1461 Well, depends what you mean by 'iron free'. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1462 It's really perfection for a knight on the town. 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1463 If you need any alterations, I can call our welder. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
1464 The suit does make you look more middle aged 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
1465 You're going to look fabulous splattered in the blood of your enemies. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1466 If you're looking for something lighter, I have the same suit in chain mail. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
1467 Would you like to see it in a summer-weight chain mail? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1468 That should keep you protected from the old battle-ax 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
1469 I can also show you something in chain mail. 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
1470 Sir, I don't think the dragon will care. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
1471 Mr. Vice President, the President is ready for you." 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1472 We expect prices to increase in July by at least 25% with those new tariffs. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1473 Better, but still think that the dragon will get all of the attention. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1474 And, of course, it comes in double breasted as well. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1475 It's stain resistant, won't shrink, and never needs ironing. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1476 I don’t think the pocket hankie will work 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1477 Yes, this tactical armored suit - truly a bargain at $299,000 - will protect you from the angry hordes, but we can't guarantee it will protect you from climate change. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1478 Let's go over to lances and accessorize. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1479 Nothing says success like a steel codpiece. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1480 We have this in a pinstripe. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1481 We can let out a few bolts for a more relaxed fit" 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1482 It's just perfect for someone in their late middle age. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
1483 A wise choice for riding in you self-driving car, Sir. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1484 Formal duels, impromptu pillaging, even standing still, pretending to be a statue—it’s very versatile. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1485 It's the hottest thing going this summer. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1486 Fits perfectly sir, and comes with a free can of WD40. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1487 I think you are ready to head back out there, Ms. White House Press Secretary. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1488 No laundering or dry cleaning required, and you get a free can of rust treatment in case of rain. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1489 It comes with a free can of oil. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1490 We also carry a more casual chain mail option for light skirmishes. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1491 A very good look, Secretary Pruitt. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1492 Yes Mr Sessions, it has been rustproofed against children's tears. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1493 Makes you look 600 years younger. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
1494 Mr. Congressman, they're waiting. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1495 Let’s stay with the 42 long and let out the shoulders a bit. 1.2949 0.04089 156 114 38 4
1496 You might find the summer weight more comfortable. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
1497 I said Armani, not armor-on-me! 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
1498 Chainmail is so passé. This is the latest in armor. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1499 Yes, you can go commando with this beauty. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
1500 And yes, it is permanent press. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1501 Nice can, Prince Albert 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1502 Slim the rerebraces and lengthen the greaves please...and does the fauld make my butt look big? 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1503 No, you can also wear it during the day. 1.2949 0.04189 156 115 36 5
1504 It's perfect for you -- specifically designed for CEO's who have to fall on their sword. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1505 The last owner died during an MRI, but we won't talk about that. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1506 I must remind you that this should be dry cleaned only. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1507 Now imagine yourself leading the charge on mergers and acquisitions. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1508 Grab it now before the tariffs take effect. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1509 This suit is from our vintage collection. 1.2941 0.04030 153 111 39 3
1510 It’s from our prêt á portcullis collection. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1511 I told them not to iron it. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1512 This one comes tariff free. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1513 Sure, we can do that in brushed nickel. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1514 It compliments your steely gaze. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1515 Personally, Melania, I think it's too much, don't U? 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
1516 Suits are for daytime. This is knight attire. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1517 Armani is out. Armor is in. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1518 An excellent choice if you're looking to stay off the rack. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1519 Sir, there is no inseam. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1520 They're always a little stiff at first 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1521 And it's a chick magnet. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1522 I asked for a NIGHT SUIT 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1523 I've sold a lot of these since the current White House administration has been in power. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1524 ...plus, no more worries about the slings and arrows of outragerous fortune 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1525 And something for daywear, sir? 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1526 It's also available in seersucker. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1527 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on our suits’ durability. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1528 Single breasted. You made the right choice. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1529 This outfit comes with lifetime altercations.” 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1530 Of course rust coating will be applied at no additional charge. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1531 But this IS what trade warriors wear Mr President!" 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1532 Would you care to browse our selection of lances, sir? 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1533 And, of course, it's gluten-free. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1534 And, it's pretty much gender neutral! 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1535 I can throw in rust protection and a year of free maintenance. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1536 It's part of our Business Feudal line." 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1537 It's from our wrinkle-free collection. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1538 It’s self-ironing. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1539 It really masks my muffin top! I’ll take it. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1540 It fits. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1541 And the great thing is, it's all pre-tariff." 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1542 The structured look is coming back in style. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1543 It works for both formal and casual crusades sir. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1544 And if you stand still, it allows you to be invisible. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1545 Are you ready to be the first Space Force cadet? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1546 This will be perfect in your new job as the White House press secretary. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1547 It's missing something...perhaps an ascot, sir? 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1548 Trust me Mr. President, no one else sees you naked. Only you do. Now do what I say. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1549 With this new suit, I don't even think Mueller can touch you. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1550 " Congratulations on becoming the Presidents new press secretary." 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1551 And your suit comes with our exclusive lifetime warranty against dragon fire. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1552 It’s an excellent choice for concealed carry when you pass through airport security 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1553 The 1400s are so back in style. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1554 You'll be the sharpest thing at the round table, sir. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1555 The tricky part is getting the inseam just right. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
1556 I’m sorry sir. Our bathrooms or for customers only 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1557 You can order it in any color you like.....as long as it's gunmetal gray. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1558 We include a screwdriver so you can make it business casual in no time. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1559 Chivalry never goes out of style. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1560 Did you say oil can? 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1561 Just make sure the honeymoon suite comes with a screwdriver. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1562 According to the Wizard of Oz, you won't need a heart. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1563 Feudalism's back 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
1564 You asked for European Fit, right? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1565 It's perfect for a knight out on the town. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1566 You’ll be slaying more than just dragons in this outfit.” 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
1567 Wow, this suit takes like 4 hundred years off you sir. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1568 It's lighter because it's made of e-mail. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
1569 It's the latest in Giorgio Armori. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1570 Well, you did ask for a day-to-knight look. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1571 Trust me, these are becoming quite popular. People call you "Sir" and it never has to be ironed. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1572 All the candidates will be wearing them this Fall. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1573 By iron-free, I meant you don't have to iron it. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1574 It's supposed to be big through the shoulders. 1.2914 0.04051 151 110 38 3
1575 Buy now, during the pre-tariff sale, and the custom welding is free! 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1576 We all have to dress differently when we hit middle age. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1577 On the contrary, I do not think it makes your butt look fat. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1578 And it comes with a 90-day, 3-joust warranty. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1579 You'll like the way you look. But you'll need to lift the visor. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1580 Not only is it dashing on you, but it will protect you from piercing commentary and lancing criticism 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
1581 And to get it on and off we're running a special this week on squires. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1582 Chrome is the new black. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1583 I'll throw in three mail shirts, two pairs of gauntlets and a codpiece. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1584 These have been selling rather well ever since the president had the brilliant idea of subsidizing the bulletproof clothing industry instead of controlling guns." 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1585 Dancing may be a problem 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1586 However, it will not protect you from Trump tweets. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1587 Yes, but no one will be looking at your ass. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1588 Normally at this time of the year I would recommend something with a lighter hand, but for a White House interview, I think you're better off with the more constructed approach." 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1589 They’re saying steel is the new bronze, sire. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1590 An excellent choice for your grand jury testimony, Mr. President. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1591 Would you like to see it in a chainmail? 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1592 If you're headed to Sanders' press briefing, you'll want the shield, too. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1593 And just to be clear, it's not actually by TOM Ford; it used to a '65 Fairlane. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1594 Did I mention that Under Armour is having a sale this weekend in the menswear department? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1595 You clearly said you wanted something to wear to a knight club. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1596 Filing for divorce, eh? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1597 No,really,the armor does NOT make your butt look big. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1598 And this version qualifies for TSA Pre-Check. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1599 Tweets just bounce right off. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1600 It's what everyone in the White House is wearing these days. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1601 You're right. It looks much less bulky than the Kevlar. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1602 No sticks, no stones and 100 percent recyclable. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
1603 No, it doesn't make your ass look big. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1604 It makes you look tin. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1605 So, where does your D&D group meet? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1606 This week, we're throwing in the rust-proofing for free. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1607 You'll get them this time Hillary. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1608 The Kevlar waistband adds a dashing fashion statement. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1609 You'll slay in this. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1610 … we’re very proud of the new school uniform - it’s the ultimate personal safe space. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1611 Does this make my cuirass look big? 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1612 We also have it in black. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1613 It'll soften with time. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1614 No iron, iron 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1615 Ideal for a knight on the town! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1616 Well, you said you needed a suit for knight activities. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
1617 The fit's much better than the three-piece. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
1618 Well, we think the no-iron fad has run its course. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1619 When you said "knight" I thought you meant evening wear 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
1620 Don't worry. Once you wear it a few times, you'll get the chinks out 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1621 The codpiece is expandable. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1622 It's not old-fashioned, it's vintage. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1623 The material takes some getting used to, but you'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1624 Looks great, but are you sure they didn't say "formal night attire"? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1625 As far as power suits go, you could do worsted. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1626 It's about as far as I can go. Horses aren't allowed in the showroom". 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1627 Comes with a year’s supply of WD-40 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1628 You too? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1629 Now remember, it's dry-clean only. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1630 Guaranteed to protect against the most lethal twitter barbs. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1631 May I suggest something a little less sporty for the office. 1.2887 0.04070 142 103 37 2
1632 This just came in--it's off the rack. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1633 We include a mount, lance and squire - there's an additional charge for maidens-in-distress 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1634 We offer a free lubrication every 200,000 steps. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1635 Trust me, fashion is cyclical. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1636 Irony is, this is a No Iron one. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1637 You did say you wanted our most expensive suit. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1638 Of course, if you're going for a slightly more modern look, this comes in titanium, as well. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1639 The opener is extra. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1640 The draping on this one really hides your hips! 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1641 If you intend to be buried in this suit the sign on the grave will be “Rust in Peace.” 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1642 It costs more but it's all American steel. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1643 Trust me, it’ll be perfect for round table meetings. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1644 You'll find it breathes more than you'd thought... 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1645 I also have it in a khaki 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1646 Remember, it should be loose enough in the legs so that you can run after fleeing villagers. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1647 And you said this is wrinkle free material, correct? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1648 It also comes in rose gold 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1649 And it comes with a lifetime supply of free oil changes. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1650 It's a little old fashioned but it's sure to impress the brides family. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1651 Iron is the new wool 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1652 I must say sir, looks like a perfect fit for a hostile takeover. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1653 We can't let the seam out. You'll just have to loose weight. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1654 It’s coming back. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1655 Now you're ready to announce your downsizing plans. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1656 Perhaps you'd like to see something in a late 1400s Japanese instead. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1657 It's rust proof and comes with a complimentary oil can. 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1658 And, it won't shrink. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1659 Trust me. You don’t want to try what the emperor went with. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1660 We can retrofit it for breastfeeding. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1661 And yes, just a cool iron. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1662 Guaranteed not to wrinkle! 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1663 You’re truly magnetic! 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1664 This ensemble takes you from "I don't care" straight to "just leave me alone", I think it's the perfect outfit for you Melania. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1665 It's all the rage with the Brexit crowd! 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1666 Well, you did request wrinkle free. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1667 For an extr $20 you can have this in rust 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1668 #TheeToo? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1669 Damsels and Fair Maidens find it absolutely irresistible. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1670 On my count of three, try a jumping jack. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1671 Your best defense against outrageous fortune. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1672 And it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1673 Trust me, Sir... You do not want an 'Empire' waist... 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1674 It’s a look to die for. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1675 This wasn’t the power suit I was expecting. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1676 And in the front, there’s a generous pocket for your keys, wallet, cell phone... 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1677 This ensemble is part of our Excalibur collection. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1678 Remember... the mirror adds 10 pounds!!! 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1679 You'll find it very useful on the Subway 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1680 It's a very powerful look. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
1681 Buy this today and we'll throw in two free knights. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1682 Since you dress right we'll have the welder make the proper alterations. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1683 It's a new cost saving alternative to the federal wtness protection program. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1684 It looked better on the rack 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1685 You've really made that armor your bitch, if I may say so Sir. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1686 Yes. It does a great job of making you look slimmer while also blocking out the haters, Mr. Trump. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1687 Well, if sir find prefers a lightweight material for Summer, it also comes in Titanium 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1688 You'll steel the show. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1689 Cuffs or no cuffs? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1690 I'm just not sure that it's "me". 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1691 It resists wrinkles like crazy. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1692 It's still a perfect fit, Mr. Romney. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1693 No, I wouldn't say it makes your axe look fat. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1694 But, I specifically remember you saying you dress to the right, Sir. 1.2867 0.05024 143 113 19 11
1695 We recommend it only be worn out on a cool knight 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1696 Can I show you our line of shield accessories as well sir? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1697 For this week only, we include a complimentary case of WD-40. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1698 Not only is Retro back in, it'll wear like iron. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1699 This suit makes a statement: I never go through airport metal detectors because I have my own planes. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1700 The faire maidens cannot resist a man in uniform. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1701 I trust you're satisfied with your new tailor-made irons?" 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1702 It's kinda like getting a sports car and a suit all in one... 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1703 "Sorry, I misheard you, next we’ll try on a suit from Armani." 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
1704 I could hammer it in a little. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1705 Breathable? Sure. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1706 It's called a reflection, Arthur. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1707 I wouldn’t send a suit out on a Knight like this! 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1708 And it's guaranteed to get you standing space in the subway. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1709 If these catch on the demand for oil has to go up. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1710 And it comes with two pairs of lance. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1711 When do you start as the President's new Press Secretary? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1712 The best thing about it is the wifi reception. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1713 Yes, and it wears like iron. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1714 Yes, we can certainly special order it in midknight blue. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1715 Our tailor can adjust for your small hands. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1716 You won't find a better price anywhere else. We imported the steel before tariffs were imposed. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1717 Don't get defensive with me, sir... 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
1718 As long as you keep it shiny it’s absolutely a chick magnet!! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1719 Eventually, everything comes back around. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1720 The fit is perfect. Just don't try taking a knee. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1721 Of course, it comes with a complementary can of WD40 spray. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1722 To wear on those occasions for which internal fortitude is insufficient. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1723 Of course we do alterations. I'll call in the welder. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
1724 And if you buy it today you can avoid the price increase when the tariffs on imported steel go into effect! 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1725 It’s very slimming and bullet proof 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1726 I'm afraid it's now more than we quoted...the tarrifs, you know. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1727 No, I don't think it makes your butt look too big. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1728 A Codpiece would be the perfect accessory. 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
1729 Takes 600 years off you. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1730 This is our last suit with tactical pants included. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1731 The President is ordering one for himself and all of his aides. Even less accountability! 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
1732 No, this armor does not make your ass look big. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1733 And a dashing figure you'll cut at those Democratic town halls Mr President 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1734 And this one comes with a heart 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1735 I need to put you up on a horse before I make the inseam. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1736 Never needs ironing! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1737 No, I don't think it makes your butt look big. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1738 They say you should dress for the job you want. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1739 It’s perfect for where you’re going, Mr. Manafort. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1740 Perhaps Sir would be more pleased if our welder let the inseam out a bit. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1741 A safe choice for any occasion, sir. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1742 Well sir, if you wanted an extra small ballsack sheild you should have pre-ordered it. 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1743 Our in-house blacksmith will make the necessary detailed alterations. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1744 Let's save this for the general election 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1745 If anything, Sir Lanced-a-lot, I would go with a heavier breast plate. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1746 Fits like a spoon 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1747 Cufflinks and other accessories are in the blacksmith department. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1748 Let me bring in our blacksmith to measure you for the alterations. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1749 It’s 100% hand-tempered, made from only the finest in fair trade, tariff-free U.S. steel.” 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1750 And of course our in-house blacksmith can take care of any necessary alterations. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1751 Alterations included but our blacksmith is out today. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1752 It will be hard to take in the shoulders 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1753 Of course we'll iron it for you. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
1754 And will sir be wanting our executive polishing service? 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1755 It's mugging-resistant and you needn't shave. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
1756 Yes, as advertised, our suits are free. However, you will have to 'friend us' and pay me $4,500 to get you out of it. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1757 The oil change is free for the first 6 months. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1758 I'll even throw in free rustproofing. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1759 No, Sir. it's not the latest thing. But it will last forever. It's also grave-ready, Sir. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1760 It's all the rage in the Village, my Lord. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1761 We get a lot of interest in this line during the jousting season 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1762 So, another wages cut, eh Boss? 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
1763 We can have our welder take out the waist a little " 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1764 Shining is the new slimming. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1765 Sir, it's Armor-ni. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1766 I told you to go before you put it on. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1767 It's Armorni 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1768 You look so polished, all ready for a knight on the town! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1769 Yes, it is a bit of a hassle in metal detectors, but on the street or subway you'll be the safest traveler out there. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1770 This also comes in tarnished, rust, and splattered. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1771 You want Guinevere to leave Arthur? Show up at the table wearing this. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1772 Hemming is free, but there is a two weeks wait on the forge." 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1773 The socks tie it all together 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1774 It is durable and wrinkle resistant. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1775 We have it in silver and also in pink. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1776 If you want to try a different look, I can show you something in a gabardine. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1777 Best of all, it's completely wrinkle-free. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1778 This one's made of brushed steel. Shining armor is sooo last year. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1779 Asking for a raise today? 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1780 We call this style heavy metal 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1781 But I’m not really into Heavy Metal. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1782 By the way, the poleyns are detachable if it's causal vespers. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1783 No, sir. It does not make your butt look big 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1784 Needless to say, dry clean only. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1785 Insults can still get through. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1786 ...and a suit like this, it'll never go out of style! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1787 Maybe something a little less subtle. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1788 Your Press Conference is ready for you Mr. Sessions. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1789 We're gearing up for the mid-terms... 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1790 Best of all, it needs no ironing 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1791 What you save on dry-cleaning will be more than enough to cover the monthly polishing. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1792 At the end of the day, you just remove the helmet and gloves and you are ready for a night out with the Huns. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1793 Knock ‘em dead Sir! 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1794 Good you bought it before tarrifs 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1795 Our welder asked whether you dress to the right or the left, sir. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1796 . . . and, unlike the Tin Man, no oiling is required, ever. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1797 It's what all the men of tomorrow will be wearing when we rise up against the machines. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1798 No, just because you're getting out of your 'Goth' phase does NOT mean you have to move onto 'heavy metal'. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1799 The mace is a perfect accessory for business meetings. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1800 And every suit comes with a free Rust-oleum overcoat. 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
1801 The WD40 is complimentary 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1802 I can make the codpiece any size you want. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1803 The stainless steel upgrade is very chic. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1804 You are the President, you can wear anything you like. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1805 I think you're ready for the shareholders' meeting. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1806 You need a welder not a tailor. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1807 Those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune will just bounce right off. I guarantee it. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1808 I can also show you something in chain mail for the summer raids... 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1809 It's perfect for going out in public or flying coach, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1810 We recommend WD-40 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1811 Well, it DOES add 30 pounds... 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1812 Our tailor can take the tasset in, sir, for a more modern look. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1813 Wow, I see you are serious about your celibacy pledge! 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1814 Classic European, sir. But in a good way. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1815 Latest preference for WH staffers.. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1816 We also have 'Relaxed Fit' for the long distance crusader. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1817 Comes with a free can of WD40. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1818 It's Ivanka's new crossover line for her family's supporters. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1819 It's made out of pure platinum -- just as you ordered, Mister Secretary. Will you be paying for it now, or should we just bill the American people? 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1820 Oh yeah, you will absolutely kill showing up in this. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1821 It's our top seller, the #Me Too safety suit. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1822 It's a classic cut and wears like iron. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1823 This fine ensemble will match the anonymity of your online rants! 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1824 Don't worry, blood stains come right out! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1825 Which side do you dress on? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1826 Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1827 We sell a lot of these to Democratic candidates in the red states. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1828 Another grail quest Sir? 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1829 This should be fine for any round table event. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1830 ...And since there’s no need for a tie, it’s perfect for casual Fridays 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1831 Her attorney will never expect it. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1832 Sir, I’d recommend you refrain from drinking liquids. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1833 When we say we can fit you in any suit, we mean any suit. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1834 The classics never go out of style, Sir. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1835 Some things never go out of style. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1836 I think you’ll find the codpiece surprisingly breathable 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1837 It's the latest in our "no wrinkles" line. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1838 It's our Saturday Knight special. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1839 First marriage? 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1840 If you prefer, we also have teflon 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1841 It's the last one in stock and they don't even make this particular one anymore. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1842 The gauntlets are bespoke. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1843 ...Your first babysitting job? 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1844 We also have it in taupe. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1845 And you get a month of free jousting lessons with it. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1846 Just make sure you get it dry cleaned. 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
1847 You'll have the Board's attention, and our crossbow enhancer always commands respect. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1848 and it comes with 2 shirts of maille..... 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1849 You may want to consider the stainless option. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1850 It's very popular among Trump cabinet members. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1851 Great durability and it's gauranteed against shrinkage. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1852 Tariff charges are not included. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1853 Yesterday’s forgotten fashions are today’s hottest style! 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1854 No no it flatters your physique 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1855 Dry cleaning is recommended. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1856 Will you be taking it with you or like it mailed? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1857 It is guaranteed not to rust-out in the crotch. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1858 Got a job at the White House? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1859 It's not breathable, but it's the price you pay for fashion these days. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1860 Trust me, the material will hold up for a hundred years. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1861 I could take in the shoulders a bit, but it will take about a month. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1862 It’s half off, Mr. Wong, because of a chi… er… I mean a small defect in the armor. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1863 I can see from the kink you dress to the left. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1864 Sir, would you like us to add a pocket for your cellphone? 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1865 We can always have it soldered. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1866 You did say you liked a classic style... 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1867 It was the cat's ass just five or six centuries ago. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1868 Both handsome and practical for your reelection bid, sir! 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1869 Would you prefer the crotch to the right or to the left? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1870 We call it the Chief of Staff 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1871 It's guaranteed Twitter proof. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1872 Looks very sharp sir. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1873 We also carry it in light-weight aluminum for summer wear. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1874 It's all the rage at the FBI. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1875 And you'll definitely want to get our undercoating package 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1876 Board meeting today? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1877 Yes sir, I think that's exactly what you had in mind when she called you, saying she was naked and wanted a night to remember. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1878 Does this make my ego look big? 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1879 I'm sure we can get the squeak out of the knees and have the suit ready by Thursday, sir 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1880 Designed in Italy, welded in the good ole USA. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1881 Not only is it wrinkle resistant, it's rust-proof too! 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1882 Does this make me looked dated? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1883 We can adjust the cod piece. Which side does Sir "dress" on? 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1884 We call this model the 'White House Press Secretary'. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1885 If it's not to your liking, we also have it in sparkling and sterling. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1886 This should help stave off those self-inflicted wounds. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1887 Now let's see if your horse likes it" 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1888 A knight out on the town I see? 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1889 Our finest vintage jousting outfit for engaging with Fake News Forces...Perfect! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1890 There will of course be a modest surcharge for alterations. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1891 Sure we can take it in a bit. Let me get our Blacksmith. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1892 Wear that baby to your next next job interview and see if you don't get some respect. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1893 On sale this week, each outfit comes with a six pack of WD-40. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1894 She asked for a knight in shining armor...give her what she wants. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1895 It's new from our Knight and Shiny collection. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1896 Trump ordered 3. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1897 Yes. It is supposed to be so large in crotch. It is for your protection, Sir. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1898 At $3250.00 sir, it's a steel. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1899 It's what all the great kings have worn, Mr. President. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1900 Anyone ever tell you, you look just like your father? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1901 Well, Mrs. Trump, I doubt it would draw more attention than your Zara jacket, but it might serve as a distraction. You Trumps do that so well! 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1902 Oh, you meant something for NIGHT time... 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1903 Alterations will be done by our blacksmith. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1904 On last question Sire. Do you dress to the left or the right? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1905 It comes with an iron-clad warranty. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1906 Some sensible metal shoes would really complete the ensemble 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1907 Yes, our firm fashioned suits for your father and his father before him ... 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1908 It'll be perfect for your trip to London Mr President - very regal and those rotten tomatoes won't stand a chance. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1909 Just remember: Dry clean only. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1910 Sir, would you like this in rust? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1911 I can’t wait till you tell Giuliana you’re wearing Frank Gehry. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1912 See, it is more modern looking without the sword. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1913 We’ve taken the vintage look to the next level.. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1914 It's the perfect suit for knight-life here in the city... 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1915 This is Hell. You're in Hell. We all live in Hell. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1916 Don't worry . . most of them will see a suit of shining armor . . . not totally shielded aggressive insensitivity . . . 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1917 Ironically, it's ideal for people who don't like to iron 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1918 I would also suggest the "rust-proofing" package. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1919 Would you like to see it in a different color? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1920 And may I say, along with the perfect fit and durability, this suit should minimize inappropriate sexual comments, ma'am. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1921 The mirror adds 80 pounds. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1922 Wears like iron. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1923 You can’t see, since you put it on backwards 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1924 Over Armor..it’s our response to Too Casual Friday 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1925 And the Depends are included in the deal. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1926 Nope. She has you listed as Maid of ARMOR. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1927 Well, it beats “on the rack” 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1928 It'll wear very well but airport security might be a problem 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1929 It brings out your eyes. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1930 Iron is our most breathable metal. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1931 Of course I always recommend that you use the bathroom before you dress for the joust. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1932 Yes, Letting it out two inches in the waist will be a problem. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1933 Don’t worry. Any one of our three blacksmiths can take it in an inch or two for you. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1934 Chivalry most certainly is not dead, Sir. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1935 Very popular since the #Me Too movement. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1936 What's old is new and this certainly suits you. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1937 You can bet that all the damsels will act distressed. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1938 It really looks good on you but tailoring will take three months! 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1939 This model is resistant to bullets, impervious to thrown eggs, and will resist most slings and arrows characteristic of our present political climate. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1940 We'll make free alterations if you lose a limb in jousting. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1941 It comes with an imaginary dragon, Mr. Quixote. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1942 I think it makes me look fat. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1943 So, this is your third marriage? 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1944 Armor makes the man. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1945 Just so you know, it’s dry-clean only. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1946 Well...I guess that the dancing part would not be that easy... 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1947 Goodness no, sir. I don't think you look silly at all. She'll love it. This is a very popular part of our "Damsel in Distress" wedding package, and comes with a free bottle of our "Night in Shining Armor" touchup polish. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1948 Holy Grail sold separately 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1949 Yes, that one has been on our clearance rack for some time. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1950 It'll take you stain-free from the battlefield to the castle feast. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1951 I actually have two of this exact suit myself. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1952 Unfortunately, sir, after #MeToo, this suit no longer comes with a cod piece. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1953 It's the perfect thing for a knight out on the town! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1954 It’s great for men living in their Middle Ages. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1955 With the upcoming tariffs on imported steel, you won't see a price like this anytime soon. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1956 The perfect attire for a knight on the town. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1957 Never mind the maloclusion; the rest of it fits like a charm. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1958 A knight she surely won’t forget, sir 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1959 Good choice, sir. It was all the rage in 1542. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1960 I guarantee you, sir, heavy metal never goes out of style. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1961 It's Post Empire 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1962 We also carry it in millennial pink 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1963 Yes sir, you look much better now. It's like knight and day! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1964 You're right. It's so much more understated without the feathers. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1965 Ill have our blacksmith take in the shoulders. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1966 It's half price during Crusades season. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1967 ActYes, that suit of armor DOES make your ass look fat. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1968 Transitions seamlessly from day to Knight 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1969 Oh no, sir. On the contrary, it makes you look thin. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1970 Will you be renting or bartering? 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1971 Oh, delicious irony Brother Torquemada; 'Off the Rack", indeed! 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1972 Yes, it is a suit befitting a new White House press secretary. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1973 This is one of our finest wrinkle free, all iron suits. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1974 It's like a magnet for the ladies. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1975 Our blacksmith can make the alterations while you wait. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1976 It's very popular with the #MeToo crowd, ma'am. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1977 Might I suggest, as an accessory, a bright yellow 'power' lance? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1978 Plus this suit is SPF 1,000,000 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1979 No, your butt does not look too big. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1980 Perhaps if you raise the visor... 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1981 Chivalry ready, sir 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1982 We'll throw in a year's supply of WD-40. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1983 Can go from "Crusades" to "Knights of the Round Table" by just adjusting the helmet. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1984 SLIMMING YES, SILENT, NO. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1985 Sir, I would venture to say that the young lady's desire for a knight in shining armor was more figurative than literal. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1986 You're now ready for Twitter. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1987 Sorry, only the mens line has pockets. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1988 See, I told you! Spanx DO make a big difference. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1989 Would you like the matching mace? Or will that be all Mrs. Huckabee? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1990 Yes sir, you'll be protected from any impeachment proceedings.....for several days. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1991 It's this or give up eating at Mexican restaurants, Mr. Miller. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1992 It’s what we recommend for anybody looking to get into politics. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1993 I think you'll agree. The perfect attire for your divorce proceedings. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1994 It’s the perfect suit for White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, Mr President. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1995 Did I mention they’re buy one, get one half off? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1996 Good choice for your first date with Trump 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1997 Trust me, you won't be seen dead in it 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1998 Our surgeon will adjust the length of your neck for free. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1999 Would you like to try that with a jockstrap? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2000 No worries. It comes with a can of oil. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2001 It is very popular in D.C. right now. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2002 I'm sorry a brain does not come with the alterations. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2003 Have you considered that when she told you what she was looking for in a man she was speaking figuratively? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2004 As we like to say, "The tasset is an asset, but the cuisse is the tease." 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2005 I take it you've come here for our Hundred Years War Liquidation Sale. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2006 And, for a little more, I can adjust the codpiece, if you know what I mean. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2007 Look at it this way, you need to look at the inner you. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2008 It's very popular now among congressmen. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2009 You are certainly exploring the limits of the 'Dress for the job you want' maxim, Mr. Bennington. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
2010 You’ll be killed in a jousting match way before this baby goes out of style. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2011 If you’re on the fence, it comes with a very smart pocket square. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2012 Alfred, when I said ‘Dark Knight’, I had a different look in mind. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2013 Every White House Chief of Staff should have one. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2014 Everyone at the White house is wearing them. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
2015 If you take two, I'll throw in a matching lance and shield. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2016 It's retro 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2017 Well they say “dress for the job you want” and, like, how sick would THIS job be? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2018 It's what everyone working in the White House is wearing. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2019 Does this armor make me look fat? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2020 Don't worry, it'll stretch. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2021 I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t think we’ll be able to take in the shoulders. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2022 For fun, we add a fascinator. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2023 It comes with a can opener, just in case. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
2024 Basically, it protects most of you, but your ass is still exposed. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2025 In corporate business attire, the 1190's have never gone out of style. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2026 It’s popular with both White House staff and White House reporters. And it comes with a second helmet. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2027 It’s all-American Steel 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2028 And it provides a nice display in your library rather than taking up closet space when you are not wearing it. 1.2746 0.04016 142 105 35 2
2029 Not what I meant by something suitable to wear for the night. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2030 There is an additional 30% off with proof of pillaging. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2031 And it's perfect for a knight on the town, sire. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2032 Mr. President! Your uniform for the parade 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
2033 The current Press Secretary ordered one last week. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2034 Who's the lucky lady? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2035 I think you'll be pleased you paid us a visit before telling your wife about your love affair. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
2036 It fits you perfectly, but don't wear it on rainy days. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
2037 Not waterproof. But definitely water resistant. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2038 It looks sharp, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2039 Yep, it does make your ass huge. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2040 The very latest thing in back-to-school wear. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2041 Yes, Sir, this is business castle wear. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2042 The classics never really die out. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2043 If you prefer, we could install zippers both aft and stern 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2044 Yes, my lord, in a manner of speaking, this is a permanent press, no iron suit! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2045 "It's also available in chain mail, perfect for the summer months." 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2046 I'm guessing this is your first Metallica concert. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
2047 It’s a spearsucker suit. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
2048 And we offer free altercations for the life of the suit. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
2049 It really suits you. And there's a furniture store next door with some very nice round tables. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
2050 Dents maybe, but no wrinkles, guaranteed. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
2051 Don't forget to pee before putting it on! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2052 Actually, Knight in Shining Armor Chic is making a comeback 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2053 Honestly. No one looks any better in it than you. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2054 You look super cute 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
2055 Shotgun Wedding? We have just the suit for you 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2056 Believe me, Mr. Pruitt, your staff will love it. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2057 Perfect for the CEO compensation discussion. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2058 It goes really well with your eyes. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
2059 Are you sure this looks say "Internet security guru"? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2060 I guess you didn't understand when I asked for heavy metal gear. 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
2061 It will protect you and allow you to be the arrogant SOB you have always been. Shall I have it wrapped, Don Jr.? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2062 There’s also a gently used version that comes in spotted red. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2063 Do you have it in matte? 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2064 Where it says No Iron it means Wash and Wear 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2065 Its not rustproof but its guaranteed to protect you against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
2066 Clever, but I'll still need to measure the inseam. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2067 It also comes in chain mail and Press Secretary brass. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
2068 Yes, it is extremely well suited for family gatherings. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
2069 Or would you rather go with the power tie? 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
2070 Will that be cash, check, or -- oh, of course. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2071 I'm afraid this suit makes me look ten pounds heavier. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
2072 You might want to consider accessorizing the outfit with a jeweled scabbard and perhaps an escutcheon in a subdued pattern. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
2073 Actually Sir, a Suit of Armani was my suggestion... 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2074 I do think the chest plate makes you look a bit more round 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2075 The pre-tariff price still applied to the material in this suit. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2076 Alterations and rustproofing are extra. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2077 It'll help with the Mace and Axe, but you'll still suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2078 Your butt is supposed to look big, Sir Galahad. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2079 It might be a throwback but it's the latest in K-12 teacher-wear 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
2080 It's the perfect suit for a divorce hearing. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2081 Under Armor is optional. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2082 It definitely makes you look a few centuries younger. 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2083 It also comes in seersucker, for those hot, summery days. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2084 It's sophisticated without being too stuffy. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2085 This one is from our 'Homeowner's Association Meeting' line. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2086 The patches of rust just indicate that it's irony. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2087 It breathes better with a wicking undershirt. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2088 No, you don't look fat. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2089 No, actually the chain mail made your butt look bigger. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2090 Of course, it comes with an ironclad guarantee. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2091 The accessories department have a lovely selection of lances should you wish to joust later.” 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2092 And, it comes with a complimentary can of WD40 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2093 I can let you have it today at a pre-tariff price. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2094 Well you did ask for something that would ‘make a statement’ 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2095 On you, it says, 'I rule the Hamptons.' 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2096 This one's a vintage look but it still shows people who's the boss. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2097 I said 'armoire', Jerry. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2098 You might have to carry an oil can with you. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2099 It's guaranteed to last for at least five protest marches. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2100 Power suits are back in. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2101 It also comes in chain mail. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2102 Yes. This is the newest in our Identity Protection line, but I’m afraid your card has been declined. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2103 You should consider wearing a layer of Under Amour with this suit. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2104 Yes, it's a great fit, but you may run into trouble at airport security. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2105 Swords and arrows? Yes. Assault weapons? Sorry, no. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2106 It's off the rack and slightly used ... but it will kill at the party 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2107 Yes, these Italian suits are often on the shiny side. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2108 I usually recommend this for a first date but as this is your engagement party, may I suggest something a little less insecure? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2109 Can you tell if I am a woman? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2110 We can't guarantee that it will keep you safe in a typical American urban environment,but we can say it will at least give you a fighting chance. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2111 This is the last we have that’s wrinkle free. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2112 We also have it in wool but most people find it's too itchy. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2113 It does wonders for your posture. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2114 …and it seamless goes from day to knight. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2115 And if I may say so sir, it suits you 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2116 It's very slimming. But I'd avoid the scale. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2117 Mr. President, this will only protect you from sticks and stones. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2118 You can wear it to weddings, work events, and even casual battles. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2119 It comes with a jousting lance painted to match your coat of arms, a matching handkerchief for a fair maiden, and a free visit to the emergency room. Even out of your network. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2120 Yes sir, this is perfect for your visit to the immigration center. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2121 You'll never have to go to the dry cleaners again. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2122 And just a quick accessory swap--briefcase to sword--takes this suit from the boardroom to the battlefield. 1.2707 0.04286 133 100 30 3
2123 Alterations can be completed over knight. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
2124 We'll throw in two pairs of socks. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2125 Okay. If I throw in the over-coating, do we have a deal? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2126 I have a pair of Brown Wigtips that will go great with that 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2127 No one has ever been mugged that wore this suit. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2128 It’s the perfect look for day to knight. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2129 You did mention she'd be in distress, Sir...? 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2130 We have this in the relaxed fit as well. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2131 It's moth proof too. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2132 A perfect fit and this suit easily goes from day to knight. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2133 Would you like to see the matching lance? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2134 just don't go near any magnets 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2135 You'll be a hit at the Crusades 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
2136 There’s a 20 percent surcharge because of Trump’s steel tariff . 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2137 It's vintage, you know. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2138 Best-dressed at the Round Table 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2139 You said you dress to the right so that's what I went with. It's a little late to change your mind now. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2140 Does your lance lie to the left or to the right? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2141 This really suits you for the school you are teaching in! 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2142 It brings out the color of your eyes! 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2143 If I may say so, sir, you’ll just slay them when you wear it. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2144 I think it suits you really well 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2145 Sure Mr. Trump, this will send the right message to the children 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
2146 It suits you—a real steel, by the way. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2147 We could put a collapsible front at the crotch line if you like. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2148 The latest from the more militant of the Brooks Brothers. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2149 I would suggest a blazer. 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
2150 No, I’m afraid alterations are not included on clearance items. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2151 Our onsite metallurgist offers free alterations 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
2152 Our welder is in Tuesdays and Saturdays. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
2153 It offers uncompromised protection from backstabbers and cupid's arrows. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
2154 Game of Thrones themed weddings are very popular these days. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2155 You said you’re in mergers and acquisitions, right? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2156 Perfect for a Knight on the town, Sir. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2157 Nothing quite says 'I'm your Knight in Shining Armor' as this one. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2158 The late middle ages are very popular right now. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
2159 It's perfect for that Heavy Metal concert. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2160 Perfect for your next hostile takeover. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2161 Believe you me sir, it will wear like iron. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2162 And ... there’s a sword waiting for you at your desk, sir 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
2163 Is anyone in there? 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
2164 Perhaps a different look for 'a knight on the town'? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2165 Our classic suits come in steel gray and silver. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2166 Yes, you'll be fully protected until the invention of firearms. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2167 This model comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2168 The fit is joust right 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
2169 Most people love the blood-wicking technology. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2170 What really will make you stand out is if you get the matching shield and sword! 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2171 I’ll have my Squire summon the Uber. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2172 Everything old is new again. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
2173 I was joust kidding about the under armor remark 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2174 Oh, you meant evening wear. I misunderstood when you said knight wear. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2175 An added bonus is no dry cleaning, just a squirt of oil. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2176 We call it butt of steel 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2177 Sticks and stones are just like words now 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2178 They say the 15th century is making a comeback. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2179 First year free alterations for missing limbs. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2180 Classic fit. It suits you. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
2181 Sir, this is Brooks Brothers. Alterations are free whether metal or cloth. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2182 It's tres hip. ALL the White House staff is wearing it. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2183 Sarah Huckabee Sanders wears this at restaurants 1.2672 0.05177 131 106 15 10
2184 I’ll have the tailor bring the acetylene torch if the inseam is feeling a bit snug. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2185 And it's SPF 540 and vermin resistant 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2186 Your daughter only gets married once, Mr. Markle. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2187 I guess you are a politician? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2188 and it will protect you from the slings and arrows of fake news 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
2189 The beauty of it is, you can suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune all day long, take arms against a sea of troubles in the evening, and never a wrinkle. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2190 This is the latest look for self-driving cars. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2191 This is our latest from Over Armour. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2192 Indeed, sir, this line is quite popular with current White House staffers. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2193 Guaranteed protection against both slings and arrows over your outrageous fortune 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2194 For when you really need a power suit. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2195 '...of course, alterations could take a while...'. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2196 We're happy to provide alterations if you don't have your own blacksmith. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2197 Dressing to the left, sir? No problem. I'll get the welder. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2198 Very popular choice. Alterations are taking about a year or two. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2199 Does sir dress to the left or the right? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
2200 This is for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
2201 This is for when you really have to throw down the gauntlet. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2202 I can always use a hammer if you'd like a more tapered look. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
2203 That's what I get for choosing fashion over comfort. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2204 And it comes with a catheter! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2205 Shall we add a spiked mace ball to bring out those broad shoulders ? 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2206 If I may say so sir, you look particularly well-suited for a hostile take-over. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2207 The oil can is sold separately - they can help you in the accessory department. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2208 Melania will LOVE it,sir!!! 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2209 Looks like someone’s in for a big knight. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2210 This suit only comes in one color, Sir. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2211 We sell a lot of these to White House staffers. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2212 Let me get the blow torch and we'll take it up in the crotch a bit. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2213 And the best part--the suit is 100% moth proof! 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2214 American steel is an excellent choice for your nostalgic trade war, Mr. President. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2215 It’s guaranteed rust proof and wrinkle free. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2216 It's the finest in "not me too" ladies wear. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2217 Sure, it's dry clean only, but classic lines, and it will wear like iron. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2218 It's the latest addition to the NRA's new Protection clothing line. Overstated and archaic just like the NRA. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2219 Rough G7 summit, Sir? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2220 Remember, stay out of the rain. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2221 Since it’s our yearly sale, it comes with a second pair of greaves and cuisses! 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2222 It’s an Armourani! 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2223 Yes. Very slimming, sir. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2224 I'm thinking you are having doubts about being a school teacher. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2225 Alterations are extra. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2226 We designed it specifically for the modern woman seeking added comfort in her male-dominated place of work. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2227 This suit doesn't require dry cleaning. Just walk through a car wash. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2228 The school board budget was too small to arm teachers with guns. Instead, these suits should suffice. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2229 ...and the musk oil lubricant gives it that manly scent. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2230 Very nice choice, sir. It's constructed of the finest Canadian Steel, imported before the Trump Tariffs. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2231 It suggests a certain chivalrous gravitas in negotiations that conveys that you are both gallant and dangerous. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2232 People will imagine you're ripped. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
2233 As featured in Esquire. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2234 Well, now you’re ready to meet the in-laws 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2235 hmmm...i don’t know. does it make me look fat? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2236 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
2237 It’s protection, but it’s not 100%. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2238 Ah, there you are, sir! Much more slimming than the chain mail. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2239 It's Made in America 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2240 Nice fit. Perfect for any hostile takeover. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
2241 Congratulations on your election to Congress! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2242 It's Italian, of course, and really fits you like a gauntlet. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2243 Stunning! And many other young gents decided on this to meet a future father-in-law. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2244 ... and for an additional small fee we can include rust proofing. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
2245 Looks great. Stay right there and I'll bring in the welder to tighten up that inseam. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
2246 May I also interest you in some stay cool underarmor? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2247 if it needs to be altered, we have a welder on site 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2248 It's perfect for a middle aged man like you. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2249 It's also available in cashmere. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
2250 Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
2251 The fly is made of Velcro 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2252 Surely you joust, milady. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
2253 If that's a concern you can always try Depends. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2254 Do you want cuffs ? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2255 Might I also interest you in anything white satin? 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
2256 The novelty alone is worth the price. 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
2257 It's the kind of suit that makes people call you Sir. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2258 I beleive she was speaking metaphorically when she said she was looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
2259 And ...with the titanium codpiece you can pee in battle and not worry about those telltale rust stains. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
2260 No, this does not come in white satin. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
2261 And in autumn, you can wear it in rust. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2262 Not everyone can carry that off... 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2263 It also comes in Bronze 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2264 It's impeccably tailored and comes with WiFi. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2265 This suit is no iron - it's aluminum. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2266 ... and no one will stop you from using the rest room of your choice. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2267 So...time for your annual employee evaluation? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2268 Rain? Not to worry. There's a little oil can under the breastplate. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2269 And, it is wrinkle free. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2270 Congratulations on being elected to Congress. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2271 Been invited to the UN Human Rights Committee, have you? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2272 You wouldn't be Jousting me would you ? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2273 it's stylish, trendy, and totally in vogue. Of course, the occasional itch can be problematic. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2274 A classic look never goes out of style. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2275 Evening wear? Sir, I understood you requested “knight time” ensemble. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2276 Yes, it is a performance fabric. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2277 It's not often we get a perfect fit on a garment right off the rack. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2278 We can inscribe a tasteless statement on the back if you so desire. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2279 All aluminum design...pre-tariff price. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2280 Armani armor 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2281 I ordered it in time to beat the tariff on coats of armor. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2282 No, sir, we don't recommend machine washing. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2283 I think the 43 Long would be a better fit. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2284 You'll want to wear boxers 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2285 Well, yes, linen would breathe more, but this is guaranteed wrinkle-free! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2286 And this suit comes with a personalized Phillips Head screwdriver. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2287 UPF 50, no laundry expense, and 95% bulletproof with the visor down. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2288 You'll lose several sizes just walking around in it for a few weeks. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2289 Well, it sends a much stronger message than the standard power tie 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2290 It's Over Armour, of course. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2291 Dry cleaning bills will be a thing of the past. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2292 Yep, you're still a twat. 1.2619 0.05307 126 103 13 10
2293 Of course it’s entirely up to if you don’t want to wear the vest. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2294 I think the new Armorni suits you better sir 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2295 Really hides that unwanted belly fat. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2296 I hope you have a nice armoire in which to hang your new suit. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2297 Buy two and I can throw in the lance. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2298 It never needs irony! 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2299 From our Coat of Armani Collection 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2300 It complements your stiff upper lip,Sir! 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2301 You'll slay 'em in this outfit. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2302 Our finest suit, sir. Will you be paying with credit or gold? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2303 Our smith will measure for alterations. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2304 It should last for many seasons if you don’t get it wet 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2305 You're gonna like the way it patinas, we guarantee it. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2306 This is from one of our earliest archival lines. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2307 Yes, you do look taller. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2308 It’s our summer ‘Spearsucker’ model. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2309 Well... If this is too much for you, you can always take it down a notch with a pair of sneakers. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2310 If I may say, Sir, it's quite the take-no-prisoners look. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2311 Trust me, chivalry is making a comeback next season. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2312 We have it in denim. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2313 So, how are you enjoying your job with the Trump Administration? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2314 It's our new summer-weight polymer. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2315 What time is your appointment with Mr. Weinstein, Miss Wright? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2316 Looking good for your knight out. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
2317 We have our own in-house smithy, so any alterations can be done on site. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
2318 YOU LOOK 400 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!!!! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2319 I think it enhances your best attributes. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2320 A fine selection, Sir. I’ll have our blacksmith get your measurements. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2321 This suit offers the utmost protection against duals, dragons, and #MeToo. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2322 A daring choice, sir. Most men stop at underarmours. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2323 Now you're ready for your grand jury testimony. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2324 It’s an older style, but this suit’s a classic. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2325 ...and have ye a Lord and Tailor Rewards Card? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2326 Which side does your mace hang on? 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2327 No, a few hours earlier than that. It's "evening" wear. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2328 This is part of our #Metoo collection 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2329 We have the same style in chainmail, but plate is much more slimming. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2330 I'm thinking great for fighting those hostile corporate takeovers, but not so hot for your subway commute. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2331 You did say that you wanted something traditional 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2332 It's one of those timeless classics you can wear anywhere. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2333 Chaste makes waste, they say. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2334 Your suit can be forged in 3 days, sir ! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2335 Thin Man”? I thought you said “Tin Man” 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2336 Trust me. This is the finish you want. Shiny is so over rated. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2337 With a little oil, you can even go out in the rain. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2338 I see you went for the one with the pleats. Good choice! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2339 It looks perfect on you! Should I get a can opener or will you be wearing it home? 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
2340 The fit is perfect, but I think the stainless looks better on you. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2341 Unfortunately, it's our special model for schoolteachers. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2342 It’s a little dated but you’ll never have another dry cleaning bill. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2343 Looks a little tight in the hinge 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2344 Talk about farts that linger. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
2345 They say the man makes the suit. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
2346 So, is it 'yes' or 'ni'? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
2347 And it's rainproof. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
2348 And the best part is without a belt you will absolutely speed through security. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
2349 That armor really suits you. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2350 In light of Me Too, the company has decided to update our recommended dress code. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2351 It also comes in relaxed platinum. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2352 I'll even throw in a can of WD-40. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2353 It's the closest we have to a full metal jacket. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2354 Honestly, the waist cinch isn’t very mid-friendly—frankly, I’d even daresay it’s mid-evil. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2355 Fits like a glove. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2356 We also have that in aluminum for those warm summer jousts. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2357 Tight in the crotch is the style, sir. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2358 Isn't it early to dress for the 2020 primary debates? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2359 Wear that to the board meeting, and they will know you are intent on pursuing your agenda. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2360 And you can also use it as a colander! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2361 If this is too plain, we also have a line in herringbone, and one in tweed. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2362 Your next Cabinet meeting with him should be less stressful. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2363 Your suit comes with a three year shine or an oil can. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2364 It’s perfect for that Round Table discussion. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2365 as an added feature it comes with a can opener. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
2366 If I were the Queen, I'd tap that. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2367 Dry clean only. No ironing needed. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2368 We also have it in a cotton wool blend. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
2369 We do have that in an air conditioned version. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2370 Off the rack isn't a bad thing. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2371 Admit it. It's you. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
2372 I think a lance will really bring the look together 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
2373 It's a very polished look. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2374 The mirror adds 10 plates. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2375 Nice suit. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
2376 It looks better in middle ages. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2377 This is what happens when you buy a suit off the rack. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
2378 Now they'll HAVE to call you Sir. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
2379 my wife will hate it- I'll take five 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
2380 We call it “practical tactical” Mr Pruitt. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2381 Unlike the Armani sir, this one WILL stop both melee attacks and ranged projectiles. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2382 That will be quite comfortable with your under-armour 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2383 And in full armor, nobody knows you’re a dog. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2384 Next sir, will you be trying on daywear? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2385 Fits pretty good for off the rack. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2386 Every teacher gets a 15% discount and free shield. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2387 We have our own in-house welder for alternations. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2388 If you INSIST on a zipper I think we can do that for you. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2389 Tailor-made for the summer. The mosquitoes won't have a chance. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2390 For alternations, the blacksmith needs 4 to 6 weeks. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2391 It's from an earlier season—but it's a bargain! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2392 Chafing? Well, no one has complained about chafing. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2393 Guaranteed to protect you from mosquitoes and sunburn 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2394 you'll be erect in every situation 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2395 The "shining" option is extra. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2396 We provide an oil can free of charge. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2397 Scrap metal is the new silk. Doesn't stain, wears well day or night and no one fights you for a taxi. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2398 It is not a perfect firewall, but it will stop the hackers 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2399 We've had trouble keeping them in stock since Trump was elected. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2400 We could bring down the tail in the back so you don’t get shot in the rear when you are retreating. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2401 And this is the male version of the full body Spanx 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2402 I still think holding the door would be enough 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2403 It’s a little tight in the groin. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2404 I don’t quite know what to say. Can we just persist with this awkward silence..? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2405 I assure you that it is wash and wear. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2406 It is classic Sir. It will never go out of style and no dry cleaning! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2407 It's the latest style for Congressional hearings. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2408 If Sir doesn't like this color, we also offer it in rust. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2409 Mail makes the male. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2410 '...in shining armor?!?!' Um, well, ohh-kaaay, Mr. President! Lookin' real good right there! Very noble. Very smart. Very presidential! For sure! I'd buy it, hahaha. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2411 Everyone will be wearing one come midterms. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2412 The salesman is saying: If you don't like it in grey, we can call our Camelot store to see if they have it in your size in silver. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2413 Guaranteed to quell any urge to harass. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2414 Just don’t pass gas. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2415 It has a SPF 50 rating 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2416 Amazingly, it goes undetected by airport screening machines... 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2417 Sorry Mr. President, did no one tell you the Met Ball was last month? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2418 We also have it in pinstripe. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2419 3 years or 30,000 steps, whichever comes first 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2420 This will go perfectly with the right lance. 1.2562 0.05318 121 99 13 9
2421 Not everyone can wear armor – but you look joust wonderful! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2422 Wear it for a week and if you're not satisfied for any reason, bring it back and we'll give you a full refund after we figure out how to get it off of you. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2423 It's actually rather slimming on you, my Lord. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2424 It's definitely a power suit, but it's more for knights. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2425 Another Thing Sir, it will never need Ironing. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2426 This is from our wrinkle free collection. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2427 It would look great on Throw Back Thursday 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2428 As an added bonus, it's tweet proof. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2429 It's what all our CEO's will be wearing this season 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2430 This boardroom crusade is really getting out of hand 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2431 And it comes with a wrench to use in the men's room. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2432 The inseam was a bit tricky. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2433 It's on sale during siege week. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2434 I think there's a chink in your armor! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2435 I’d say you are now all set for that next hearing on Capitol Hill, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2436 The President will see you now... 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2437 Yes, Mr. Katz, I heard that fart all the way across the room. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2438 You realize when she called you her "knight in shining armor" it was just a figure of speech! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2439 It's our "no iron" suit. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2440 Most dictators would go for the standard military uniform. But I think this more antiquated look complements your doctrine. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2441 This baby can withstand the slings and arrows of all your outrageous misfortunes, AND, it won't chafe..!!" 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2442 Its better to look good than to feel good. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2443 It fits you perfectly, and wears like iron. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2444 This is our ultimate power suit 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
2445 I agree, it looks better without the tie. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2446 How's that for durable and long lasting? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2447 I am sorry sir, it makes you look brighter than you are 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2448 And it will never wrinkle. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2449 Look a little tight in the codpiece. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2450 We have a blacksmith on site if you need any alterations. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2451 The North Koreans have nothing like it. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2452 It also comes in relaxed denim 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2453 See, I told you it would be a 44 long. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2454 It suits you, sir. You'll be a knight to remember! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2455 Very nice sir. What direction would you like to take with the tie? I might suggest something in an Italian carbon fiber. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2456 Alterations are a bit pricey 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2457 What would really make it pop is a pocket square. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2458 What’s the bathroom etiquette in this bad boy? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2459 This is an excellent choice for any reporter covering a Trump rally. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2460 What else does your girlfriend call you? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2461 this suit shows off your chivalrous side 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2462 I think it's a killer. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2463 It's for those middle-aged. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2464 ...and it’s just st the thing for a Knight out on the town! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2465 I agree. The chainmail briefs are particularly exquisite. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2466 Of course, seersucker would be more practical for hot and humid days. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2467 Yes, we can do cuffs. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2468 I was joust kidding, Sarah. It's a great look for the next press conference. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2469 Teflon is so eighties. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2470 As a red wine drinker, you'll appreciate that this steel is stainless! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2471 A classic for a date knight. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2472 And you save a lot on ironing. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2473 We can shine that up for you at no additional cost. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2474 For any alterations you may need we have a body shop in the back 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2475 Our welder does wonderful custom alterations. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2476 Well, she did say I was her knight in shining armor. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2477 It's you, Don Quixote 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2478 I’m not sure if it will protect you from mean Tweets. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2479 It's absolutely the thing today in spokespersonware. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2480 I hate getting sunburned. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2481 "Naturally, we offer complimentary lubrication." 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2482 THE TIN MAN'S LOOK IS TRENDING 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2483 Hilary, may I ask “Why” you are going to a Trump rally? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2484 Trust me. No panty lines, ever. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2485 We've cleaned up the lines to give this retro look a modern feel. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2486 I can show you something in our titanium line, it is pricier, but no one will question your good taste ever again! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2487 It's perfect for hostile takeover wear. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2488 Its perfect for a first date! You'll be her knight in shining armor! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2489 Women go for a man in uniform. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2490 HR is issuing them to all the female employees. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
2491 Guaranteed to not wrinkle. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2492 Good knight and good luck. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2493 I can have it done by the next Round Table meeting Mr. Lancelot. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2494 Really, if you like Frank Gehry you'll love this! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2495 Maybe a bit too heavy for the season ...? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2496 How do like the elastic waistband? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2497 The lance, of course, is included free of charge. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
2498 A lance would go nicely with that. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
2499 Do you think this outfit clashes? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
2500 And no starch ever . 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
2501 You'll kill wearing that suit. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
2502 A coat of Rustoleum and it should last for years 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
2503 You said you wanted something for a knight on the town. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2504 We can have the blacksmith let out the seat a bit. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2505 You might want to cut back your fluid intake. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2506 It's the latest in school uniforms. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2507 now you can use any bathroom you choose too 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2508 Could I suggest a nice raincoat to avoid rust? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2509 If I may suggest, Sir, a nice accessory from our Excalibur Collection! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2510 The perfect look for a knight out! 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2511 It's all the rage for all the rage. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2512 It offers excellent protection from sticks and stone. We provide earplugs to protect you from the words. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2513 You can wear it Knight clubbing 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2514 It is a non-iron suit. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2515 The mechanical fly operates by clicking your heals together three times. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2516 Of COURSE she'll be impressed. We call it our "Knight in Shining Armor" look. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2517 It may seem a little snug, but it's well insulated. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2518 Yes of course, we have crossbows and catheters on our second floor. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2519 It belonged to King Henry VIII...before he gained weight. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2520 That suit makes you look like a mail model. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2521 And if you cut down on the mead, I could probably have it done in a slim fit... 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2522 With our undercoating protection it will be rust free for life. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2523 Nice choice, Sir. No Tuck is all the rage. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2524 No ma'am. This does not make your 'ass look fat'. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2525 . . . and the warranty is nothing to sneeze at. Really, don't Sneeze. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2526 You said you wanted something with knight vision. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2527 Cuffs? Yes, I suppose we could. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2528 This is our latest anti-harassment wear. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2529 This should work perfectly for the daily press briefings. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2530 Bold choice, sir. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2531 It comes with a 12 oz can of WD-40. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2532 Functional, classic, yet understated 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2533 We offer free alterations but the blacksmith is only in on Thursdays 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2534 It's definitely a power suit, if that''s what you're going for. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2535 Best of all, it is completely Permanent Press. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2536 Very slimming, excellent range of motion with built in back support. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2537 and the brocaded cod piece comes with no extra charge 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2538 May I say sir,Superman has nothing on you. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2539 Of course it makes you look fat. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2540 You're ready for the primaries. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2541 Does this breastplate make me look fat? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2542 Shall I bring the Tesla around, sir? 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2543 This suit is for knight-wear only. We have day-wear in the upstairs department. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2544 Chivalrous, yet commanding. I like the look. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2545 Sir, this suit is 100% wrinkle-free. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2546 ...and it comes with 3 pairs of pants. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
2547 Think of it as day into night wear. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
2548 Think Yiddish, dress Brutish. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
2549 Are you presenting to the shareholders or just the Board of Directors? 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2550 As long as it doesn't rain, your new school security officer uniform should be quite effective. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2551 And it comes with a year's supply of rust-oleum. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2552 If you're going to run for office, you'll have to get used to it. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2553 For those facing angry shareholders we recommend the matching shield accessory. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2554 Unfortunately, this item does not qualify for our ‘no-questions-asked’ return policy. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2555 Well sure, you could wear it with a tie, but the current trend is to go without. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2556 Yes Sir, I'm afraid that the TSA would require a pat-down screening. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2557 It reflects well on you, sir. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2558 There's no way she won't see you as a knight in shining armor. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2559 I think the alterations you’re asking about would be feudal. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2560 You could go with business casual, but it takes confidence. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2561 We can weld the sleeves an inch if you like. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2562 Be ready for the war from within. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2563 It comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2564 If you are going to run for a political office, you will need all the protection possible." 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2565 Yes, Mr. Weinstein, no one will recognize you. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2566 It fits you like an iron fist. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2567 Besides the sharp look, it comes with the lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2568 ...and it's 100% recyclable! 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2569 This suit is a total babe magnet. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2570 They say all the armed teachers are wearing them this year. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2571 This year, steel gray is totally in. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2572 Great, I’ll grab the welder to come and take a little off the cuffs 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2573 I think I liked the day suit better. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2574 It's our Hamlet line, impervious to slings and arrows. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2575 Nice can, sir. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2576 Don’t you look sharp! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2577 It's the ultimate in personal privacy - no facial recognition technology can identify you NOW. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2578 Worry not, it comes with an oil can. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2579 It's the upgrade of last year's You've Got Mail collection. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2580 We can easily have the shoulders beaten in a little. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2581 Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a coward in tin foil. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2582 I'll remove a few rivets and it should fit fine. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2583 Does this make me look fat? 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2584 You look striking in it Sir. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2585 It's the latest style - perfect for when you're fighting the immigrant children. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2586 It needs to be let out a little, your rivets might start to pop otherwise. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2587 It may feel heavy, but it's very slimming. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2588 forget amour, it's the armor that gets the girls 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2589 With cuffs or without, sire? 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2590 And a pocket square to match your lance? 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2591 A side benefit is that you stay on your diet. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2592 ....and on the plus side sir, you'll find it's very crease-resistant. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2593 Big visors are back in style this year. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2594 This is what he said he wants for the cadets in his new Space Patrol. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2595 You are ready for your exit interview. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2596 The perfect outfit for a knight on the town. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2597 I can have my welder adjust the length by tomorrow 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2598 It comes equipped with its own crescent wrench. But, there is a zipper fly option available for a piddling extra charge. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2599 It comes with an option: a long-handled axe or wi-fi. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2600 Included is a two year service contract with Ralph's Bump-Out and Detailing." 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2601 It's pronounced ahrm-wahr. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2602 I have a lovely diaphanous scarf that would tie it all together. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
2603 It makes you look like a knight in shining armor! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
2604 Fits Like a Tin Can 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2605 Yes Ms. Markle, the Queen will love it 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2606 It says, "I'm here for the joust AND the ladies." 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2607 No more worries about office backstabbers. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2608 It’s part of our new silverwear collection. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2609 You know, 80% of knights are wearing the wrong size 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2610 For a lighter summer alternative, why not try seersucker? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2611 The Don Quixote look is all the rage. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2612 It’s our top seller—all the Republican candidates are wearing it this season 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2613 A welder will be here shortly to take care of the alterations. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2614 A lot of people would kill for that suit. Mainly the Saxons. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2615 Look how the shoulders are perfect, the waist brought in so that the flare is also perfect. You look stunning! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2616 I said I wanted a look that would go from day to NIGHT! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2617 See, you are a man of steel! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2618 Alterations may take a little longer than usual 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2619 It's made out of recycled Humvees. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2620 I have it in linen if you want something lighter 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2621 Yes, Sir, it comes with two pairs of pants--and free tickets to the Republican convention. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2622 You said you wanted a suit that made you look older. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2623 My lord! I've donned Quixote. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2624 You look joust perfect. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
2625 I find this a bit less impersonal than our mail order business. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2626 Marge, as your divorce lawyer, I think you're overdoing this. This is a preliminary hearing; just everyone getting to know each other. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2627 Casual Fridays" 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2628 I t comes with a reversible chain male vest. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2629 I assure you, as long as you are still soft on the inside, women will adore you. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2630 Just remember it’s dry clean only. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2631 I'll ask the welder if she can taper the legs. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2632 You say you're interviewing at The White House? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
2633 There are other ways to speak with your shareholders, Elon. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2634 It's really a shame that nobody gets to see the underwear. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
2635 Under Armor, under armor, Sir? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2636 Perhaps a different helmet 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2637 Damsels fit into armor more easily than most knights and have become their own protectors! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2638 It's the holy grail of power suits. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2639 And with the right tie, I think you’ll look rather imposing. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2640 Smashing. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2641 Arthur, sir, clearly this suits you. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2642 It's guaranteed for life, wars and natural disasters excepted. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2643 Hart, Schaffer, and U.S. Steel. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2644 It’s the ultimate power suit, but it’s definitely not as versatile as a tweed. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2645 Perhaps no zipper at all would be more practical, Sire. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2646 We also have it in a subtle pinstripe. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
2647 It's part of our American steel collection. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2648 Can I see how it looks at a round table? 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2649 You look chivalrous! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
2650 Hey, if this armor doesn't withstand penetrating blades, we'll give you your next suit for free. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2651 All your fellow politicos will soon be following suit. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2652 This one will make you seem confident at the interview. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2653 Looks sharp." 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2654 It's part of our Avant Guard line 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2655 My, don't you look sharp! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2656 Let me tell you about the blood and guts stain protection plan. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2657 All our suits include a can opener in case of emergency. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2658 The answer is, you don't. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2659 Its the latest thing for Congressional hearings and Mueller interviews 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2660 You’ll save a lot on dry cleaning bills. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2661 Of course, its wrinkle reststant. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2662 And another nice touch, it comes with a year’s supply of WD-40. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2663 And it comes with two pair of pants! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2664 The cleaning instructions are “power wash only” but I don’t think it will shrink. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2665 May I recommend a plume? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2666 It’s a look that’s hard to beat. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2667 This will never go out of fashion. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2668 It's permanent press and needs no ironing. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2669 I see you dress to the left, sir! 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
2670 It doesn't need to be ironed. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2671 Is it too tight in the crotch? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2672 We also have it in a summer weight. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2673 You'll love the clinking of it 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2674 Of course she'll say "Yes." 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2675 Irritating noise? Nothing that a drop of Oil won’t cure. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2676 Best decide soon, price goes up 25% when the tariffs kick in. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2677 It's that look on a satisfied customer's face that gets me out of bed in the morning. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2678 Keep in mind: You're going to want to use gentle cycle only when you wash it. And the best part is it never needs ironing. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2679 Don't worry, it will ride up with wear. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2680 It's fine for now, but after Memorial Day I would switch to a coat of mail. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2681 Arthur, with this on you'll be able to get that sword out of the desk way before noon. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2682 For light combat, it comes in seersucker. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2683 May I suggest something a little bit more casual for the occasion ? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2684 With the right shield and lance, what fair damsel could resist you? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2685 It's perfect for preventing unwanted advances around the office. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2686 The metal color defiantly goes with your eyes" 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2687 No, different company. This is Over Armour. A little less soft. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2688 Yes, we can take the crotch. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2689 It's a little heavier duty than our sharkskin. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2690 It's very popular with the members of Congress. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2691 It's you, Sir. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2692 Excellent! A perfect fit right off the rack. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2693 This particular line is guaranteed not to rust for a year! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2694 Our welder will be in momentarily to do the alterations. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2695 That EPA guy spent so much more just for the pants. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2696 This is a first for me, but I'm afraid cuff links would just be too much. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2697 We're serious about only serving customers in traditional relationships. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2698 It's a bit stiff. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2699 We also carry it in Millennial pink and burnt sienna. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2700 It's bloodstain resistant. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2701 A few more adjustments and you'll be ready for your constituents 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2702 Yes, but you can easily carry it off during the day as well. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2703 It's perfect, Lance. Both slimming and slaying. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2704 Bad breakups usually require just the cod piece. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2705 It’s hard to beat the original power tie sir. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2706 It's the latest in ready wear: no-iron iron! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2707 In a few centuries, I can put you in something a little more forgiving. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2708 Looks good. But keep in mind, it won't go everywhere ". 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2709 It's buff and wear! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2710 How does the inseam feel? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2711 It's fake. But people will think you're tough. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2712 Yes, sir. This is what ALL the West Wing staff are sporting this season. Would I lie? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2713 Care instructions are simple: Don't fight in the rain 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2714 Looks good. You know "Over-Armour" is the latest fashion trend. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2715 Of course, if you're looking for something more formal, there's our Knights of the Round Table collection. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2716 It needs a little letting out in the Middle Ages. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2717 You are now ready for your press conference Mr. President. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2718 Just the slightest adjustment on the left shoulder, our tinsmith will be here in just a moment. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2719 No Sir, notched lapels are not for jousting. I suggest beveled breastplates as a fashionable alternative. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2720 We can have it re-welded by Thursday. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2721 I was under the impression that hostile takeovers ended in the Eighties 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2722 You is strong. You is kind. You is important. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2723 Sure we can let out the waist. Our motto is 'alteration before altercation'! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2724 I’ll get the blacksmith to come over and mark it up for alteration. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2725 It may make you look heavy, but not fat sir, not at all. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2726 You did say you wanted one that would wear like iron. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2727 Dare I say it suites you Sir. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2728 The oil can will be extra of course. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2729 You're going to slay that dragon in this outfit. SLAY. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2730 I can see you're taking a shine to it already. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2731 This suit has been very popular with the maidens. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2732 This playful number guarantees you'll be the envy of the round table. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2733 We offer free welding in our alterations department. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2734 That’s right. You’ll be invincible to bee stings, Mr President. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2735 The pants will never lose it's sharp crease with this model! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2736 The feudalist look is hot this summer." 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2737 Oilcan. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2738 Very popular with the current administration. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2739 You might be a tad overdressed for the occasion, Sir. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2740 I also have this in a double breast plate. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2741 I can have the undercoating done by Friday. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2742 Suit-able" for mergers and hostile take overs 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2743 Our blacksmith can let it out for you. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2744 You'll only need it until the divorce goes through. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2745 Would you like it delivered to the Town Hall, Congressman? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2746 The classic style and hand workmanship are unmistakable. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2747 It's what all the Round Table knights will be wearing this year. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2748 We also carry it in mauve. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2749 It's sword resistant or your money back. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2750 This is our latest addition to our truly retro style collection. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2751 You said you were looking for something vintage... 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2752 Guaranteed to deflect all liberal criticism. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2753 Alterations? Do I look like a welder? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2754 No, Sir, I am afraid that we cannot offer it in a pinstripe. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2755 Metrosexual out. Metalsexual in. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2756 It will help you finally get your seat at the round table. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2757 It's a perfect fit, sir, but might I say you should still watch your ass? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2758 It really highlights your can. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2759 Who said armor is only for nights? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2760 Would you like to try the invisible set? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2761 I''ll get our welder. He's an artist. He'll let out a little here and there and with a few tucks, your fair maiden will have a wonderful knight. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2762 trust me...it will be a knight to remember 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2763 No, it doesn’t loosen up after a few washings, but it won’t shrink, either. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2764 Never dry clean again! 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2765 It's the latest thing in prêt à tuer. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2766 Everything eventually comes back into style. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2767 We also carry chain mail for casual wear. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2768 Shall I ask the blacksmith to come in to see if you need any alterations? 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2769 Of course, our machine shop does alterations free of charge. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2770 If it's a little tight around the collar, I can bring in the welder. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2771 Of course without the mirrors you can only see straight ahead. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2772 So, how does it feel? Ready to take on 2020? 1.2453 0.05496 106 87 12 7
2773 I think it's a little tight in the crotch. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2774 You're hot, sir. Very hot. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
2775 It says, “ I was Iron Man before it was mainstream.” 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2776 Mr. Lancelot, would you prefer one in pinstripe? 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2777 Normally the codpiece is extra but for you we'll throw it in for free. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2778 Comes with a jousting lance and a year’s supply of silver polish. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2779 Blood? Dab the spot first, then launder as usual with like colors. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
2780 No ironing needed. Get it? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2781 Oh hush! Of course you look Round Table Ready. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2782 The other option is knight in shining seersucker. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2783 And best of all, it will never show a wrinkle. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2784 Teflon wears off. This is guaranteed for eight years. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2785 And the best thing is, it will wear like iron 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2786 You see,sir, the order said 'knight of armor'...not 'night of amour.' Barbara Druskoff Fallbrook, California 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
2787 Buttons or zip sir? 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2788 Undercoating's an extra $50. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2789 It's what all the incoming Cabinet members are wearing. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2790 Do you think the Instagram filter will capture the sheen? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2791 It may seem a bit constricting, but it breathes really well. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2792 Just a few chinks but nothing major, Sir 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2793 It's you. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2794 Perfect! I didn't know that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was being replaced. 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
2795 To like what you see in the mirror...is the greatest battle of all. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2796 We'll need three days for alterations. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2797 And it's guaranteed tweet-proof! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2798 It's the shiniest one we have. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2799 I said Armani not Armour. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2800 It's you, sir. Just reeks of power. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2801 I forgot to tell you I'm mostly worried about cyber attacks 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2802 This armor fits very well, and could be yours for the low price of an arm and a leg! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2803 But sir, you specifically said you needed something to wear to the Ironman competition. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2804 You asked for a suit. May I suggest next time be more specific 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2805 That's our "He, Too" special. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2806 This one is designed for today's shareholder's meeting 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2807 Alterations may take longer than 2 weeks 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2808 I think you are quite right, silver suits you better. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2809 You might need to take it in a little in the cuirass. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2810 Crime-fighting is not a Halloween costume contest, Master Bruce. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2811 I hope this is what they meant by Retro... 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2812 It comes in Classic Gray, and now in Midnight Black for evening joustings! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2813 I am very sorry Sir, the kitchen ran out of cod, and in hindsight, I agree, the Calamari was not the best choice, to serve as a substitute. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
2814 Of course sir, the rust protection is only $300 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2815 Not only wrinkle free but rustproof and includes our lifetime free lubrication service. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2816 It's rain resistant, but don't go swimming in it. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2817 We could take in the breastplate a little. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2818 Do you dress left or right? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2819 We can have it ready for the joust on Tuesday. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2820 100% galvanized so you can shower in it. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2821 I think this one really shows your softer side. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2822 So long as it's not too tight in the, er, vestibule. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2823 Too steely? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2824 We can absolutely have it ready for your IRS audit next week, Mr Collins. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2825 We also have it in seersucker 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2826 We also sell water wings for the moat. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2827 Ironclad guarantee: her knight in shining armor or your money back... 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2828 Bespoke? No, this baby is made of spokes! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2829 And without the breastplate it's perfect for casual Friday pillaging ... 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2830 It's shinier in the sunlight. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2831 We also have it in navy 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2832 You’ll find it stretches out half a size after the first battle. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2833 You may want to try our no-iron suit. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2834 Sorry, we can"t do alterations on this. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2835 It is certainly a better fit than the current POTUS 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2836 And you'll also notice a significant reduction in sexual harassment. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2837 The steel-gray color matches those gorgeous eyes of yours.- I hope I haven't made you uncomfortable. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2838 Lubrication is free, but alterations are out of the question. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2839 This shows off your strong suit. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2840 Mr Trump, the perfect suit to wear for your visit to Pyongyang. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
2841 If I may say, sir, you look quite chivalrous. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2842 You'll shine at the round table. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2843 We also offer it in a nice pinstripe. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2844 With an alteration or two, you'll be her knight in shining armor. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2845 If she doesn't believe your her knight in shining armor with that, she never will. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2846 It’s also a good day suit. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2847 ...and if you're feeling moody there's a white satin cape that comes with it 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2848 It will help your posture. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2849 The invitation says “vineyard formal?” This would certainly work. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2850 You're right, sir, It is a little tight in the waist. Let me go get my blow torch. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2851 Stainless AND permanent press! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2852 Yes sir, 100 percent virgin steel. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2853 It looks a little stiff. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2854 It stretches with wear. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2855 Thirty-two dollars fir the suit. Tailoring is forty-two thousand, and a bathroom break will run about eighty grand per incident. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2856 To avoid rust we recommend dry cleaning only 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2857 It really shows off your figure. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2858 A chivalrous choice, sir. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
2859 So you can forget the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2860 Now that you are CEO, this will make you totally impervious to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2861 Nothing a good lube job won't fix. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2862 Will it make my horse look fat? 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2863 This one also comes in plaid 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2864 It flatters you. But don't gain weight. Alterations are terribly expensive. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2865 I got two outfits for my daughter before she joined the administration. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2866 Sure, it's slimming, but it might be a little loud. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2867 You're always safe with the classic cut. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2868 A real bargain -- 20% off with a free can-opener! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2869 The Special Counsel is ready to see you, Sir." 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2870 Most power suits aren't that comfortable. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2871 The suit makes the man 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2872 You're gonna knock 'em dead. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2873 The president will see you now, sir. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2874 It is rather shiny - but that's the style these days. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2875 It also comes with inbuilt WiFi. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2876 It comes with a free can of WD-40 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2877 Yes, well, Lord Vader said the same thing... 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2878 It also comes in a blue plaid. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2879 And, of course, we have a stylish selection of comfortable footwear for you to choose from. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2880 It'll wear like iron. 1.2411 0.05418 112 93 11 8
2881 If the shoulders feel a bit loose, we have a wonderful chainmail vest that will snug things right up. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2882 You look smashing sir! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2883 You can wear it for daytime as well. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2884 It doesn't need ironing, and you'll save a fortune on fabric softeners. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2885 I see you've decided to dress for the job you want. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2886 I think it'll be perfect if we tighten up the bassinet and take a couple of rivets out of the cuirass, don't you? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2887 I'd suggest you stay away from the Baked Beans … 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2888 I'm sure you'll be glad to know :The lifetime oiling offer is complimentary. Foul weather gear may be purchased separately. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2889 I put one on Lancelot last week 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2890 Like I told you, you'll look great going into battle. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2891 That's gender neutral if I've ever seen it! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2892 It's not only off the rack, it is The Rack. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2893 It also comes with a necktie, but some find it a bit restricting. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2894 But can it block tweets? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2895 No I’m sorry, it only comes in grey. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2896 We believe this will be a smart choice for the entire WH Staff. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2897 I can have the welder take it in a little in the shoulders. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2898 Squeaky yes, but extremely durable. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2899 I assure you Sire, it fits you like a glove. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2900 Slimming! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2901 It will work for any occasion- weddings, funerals, crusades, etc. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
2902 Do you feel safe yet,Sec. Pruitt? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
2903 You asked for our best wrinkle free material. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2904 Our alterations are done at U.S. Steel. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
2905 It's perfect for that special knight out on the town. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2906 It is a great traditional look. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2907 Our welder will be up in a minute to lengthen the sleeves. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2908 No, really. Medieval is the new skinny jean. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2909 Of course a 42 long would be more comfortable, but you wouldn’t look so cavalier. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2910 It's the perfect three-season suit. Damsel, dragon, windmill. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2911 No, Sir, you don't get three sets of armor...that's just the mirror. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2912 Repeat after me. Mirror, mirror on the wall.... 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2913 Like custom made! No one will guess it's off the rack. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2914 Wrinkle-resistant and guaranteed to hold its crease. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2915 And after the joust, you just flip back the visor for that "soft metal" look. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2916 The designer is Armorni. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2917 Yes, it's a traditional cut, but I wouldn't call it old fashioned. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2918 Tumble dry on dragon-breath setting 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2919 Would you like to see it with the matching shield? It really does completes the look. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2920 I know it's a bit last season, but it still shines on you. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2921 It also comes in a matte finish, if you're not feeling particularly heroic. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2922 We also have it in chrome or pewter if you prefer. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2923 It comes with a lovely aluminum garment bag. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2924 Think of all the money you’ll save on dry cleaning. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2925 I said a suit for night wear, not knight wear 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2926 Authoritative, unapproachable, and hides the dirt.'" 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2927 Yes, it’s by a young designer whose answer to #MeToo is to try to bring back chivalry. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2928 Once again, I'm reminded that if you wait long enough everything comes back in style. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2929 Currentently stylish anywhere except the TSA line. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2930 Preparing for a hostile takeover, are we? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2931 Definitely dashing. Especially for knight time. It suits you. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2932 okay, okay , we'll take it in at the waist and add the cuffs but our welder won't be back 'till Monday 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2933 I want it to be THIS shiny 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2934 The double-breasted look really is back. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2935 The president says he'll put it on his tab, Ms. Sanders. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2936 Our Lancelot model comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2937 Better than a wall. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2938 And we guarantee the life of the suit. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2939 You look positively cavalier! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2940 The accessories, optional of course, come with a guarantee of a knight to remember 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2941 We also have it in carbon fiber! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2942 Watch your diet. Alterations start at $1,000. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2943 The waist is a little loose, but the blacksmith can take it in. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2944 You can see it gives you a very nice polished presence. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2945 Works for day OR knight, sir. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2946 It is our latest, “The Protectionist” cut. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2947 No, it does not make your butt look fat. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2948 No sir, it doesn't make your ass look big. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2949 REMEMBER THIS SUIT IS ONLY DRY CLEAN. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2950 Go slay em kid! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2951 It's neither formal, nor informal. But at any occassion it will make a statement. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2952 Well, what did you mean by Esquire? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2953 Yes, of course it’s stay-pressed. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2954 This suits you today for all occasions! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2955 There's no way anyone can tell it's you Donald. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2956 It's the latest thing for members of the Trump white house. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2957 As a gentleman who values his privacy, you'll get a lot of wear our of this suit. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2958 It reflects very well on you sir. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2959 All armor is final sale. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2960 Of course,you probably can't fly in this. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2961 No, ma'am, I don't think it makes your derriere look too big. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2962 Hmmm...I mean you DID already get her the princess cut ring. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2963 Fits quite well for off the rack, don't you think, Sir? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2964 May I say sir, you make an excellent knight in shining armor! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2965 Certainly we have other fabrics but I must say metal looks particularly good on you. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2966 It keeps you from falling, or getting up if you do fall. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2967 Are you sure you want to get married? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2968 Smashing Sir, Absolutely Smashing! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2969 You're lucky to have ordered early. With the new tariffs on metal we may not be able to get replacement parts. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
2970 It really suits you. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2971 We recommend that you have a little wiggle room. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2972 Thing is, get it wet and it's gonna rust. But it looks good. Truly a suit for the ages! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2973 You're the third Mets fan who's ordered one for this year's Subway Series in the Bronx. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2974 Big night? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2975 This one definitely makes your butt look smaller. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2976 It's you, Sir, and I might add a favorite style among subway commuters! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2977 What's old is new. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2978 Sir, it may feel a bit snug, but it will loosen up with wear." 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2979 Wait till your damsel sees you in this! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2980 Most of our clientele never bother to do the research, but I can tell you like a traditional fit. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2981 Year of wear—I guarantee it. Assuming you manage to stay alive. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2982 ...and wrinkle free as well... 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2983 That's a lovely steed you have parked out front. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2984 It protects you from everything, but, no, not Twitter. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2985 It is made completely of inorganic materials! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
2986 It's also moth-proof and crease-resistant. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2987 I don't think it makes you look stiff at all. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2988 It's what all the incumbents are wearing home for the summer. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2989 If I buy two do I get the third one free? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2990 Perfect for tonight's Metallica concert! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2991 I would definitely let out the cuirass. And add a red pocket square. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
2992 All it needs is the free lance. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2993 My apologies. The silent "k" threw me. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2994 It's part of our new vintage range, sir. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2995 Oh, yes. Padded shoulders are definitely in this year. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2996 Excellent choice Sir. The Damsels seem to prefer the shining armor. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2997 And if it ever wrinkles, once over with a hot iron and it’s good as new. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
2998 Tin is in! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2999 Built to last! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
3000 I think it was a figure of speech. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3001 Equally perfect for picking wild blackberries or fending off hostile corporate takeovers. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3002 Silver is definitely your color. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
3003 You wear that suit like a true renaissance man! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3004 It's guaranteed to withstand slings and arrows 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3005 Medieval is so hot right now. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3006 No ironing, ironic isn’t it. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3007 My shine man can have it ready for you tomorrow morning. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3008 You can't go wrong with a classic look. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3009 You look marvelous in this one of a kind Yves St. Lancelot suit 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3010 And in addition we promise 100% protection from sexually transmitted diseases 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
3011 And for the final detail, may I suggest the Henry the 8th cod piece? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3012 You might want to go a size up in case it shrinks in the wash... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3013 It is monochrome but it projects power. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3014 ...bold, whimsical, and it gives you that stiff upper lip you’re looking for... 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3015 This is our "slings and arrows of adversity" model. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
3016 You may not be able to sit down, but it's guaranteed for life, jousts and dragons excluded. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3017 It's a no iron suit too! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3018 It's you, Mr. President. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3019 I personally prefer it in peach. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3020 Alright, Mrs. Sanders, I think they'll serve you, but I'm not sure how you'll eat it. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
3021 The warranty includes a maximum of 5 duels 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3022 For a little more, you can have it in stainless. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3023 Not bad for my first time working with metal! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3024 It may not breathe much but it transitions well to knight 1.2358 0.04354 106 82 23 1
3025 The steel plates are very slimming 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3026 It’s a little dull, yes, but she’ll appreciate the effort. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3027 The Teflon application would be extra. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3028 It's also an excellent defense against unwanted sexual advances. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
3029 Trust me, this will be helpful when you need to fire people. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3030 Yes, I suppose we can rustproof the inside of the pants for you. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3031 This cut is very chic in the White House intern program this summer. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3032 Medieval Mondays sounds like a morale-booster, but it may be hard on the furniture. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3033 Yes, my Liege. It can be joust-ready by Wednesday. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3034 It also comes in shining. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3035 Don't worry, Hillary, no one will guess that it is you. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3036 NOW you are REALLY ready for your meeting with President Trump! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3037 Yes, Mr. President, King John’s armor is much more slimming than Kim Jong Un’s Mao suit. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3038 It is a great travel suit...especially if you are traveling to the Holy Land. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3039 Yes, the material is very breathable. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3040 The retro look is in for this year’s boardroom battles. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3041 Some riding may occur. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
3042 You may be 100lbs heavier, but you actually LOOK 30lbs slimmer in our OverArmour suit. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
3043 You’re gonna slay them at the company party in this one! 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3044 May I be so bold as to suggest that you will bring back the glory of Camelot? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
3045 It's very popular for hostile take overs. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3046 The knees are particularly stylish. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3047 We offer that personal touch the mail order companies just can't compete with. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
3048 Would you like to see it in the Dark Oxidized Satin Bronz? 1.2353 0.04254 119 93 24 2
3049 Post-paleo look. Very popular. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
3050 They're bi-gender. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
3051 And you don't have to wear a tie with it. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
3052 This will be just perfect for your Sweet Sixteen, Joan! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
3053 You said she wanted a "knight in shining armor". 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3054 You did say you wanted a vintage look. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
3055 Comes with NRA approval 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3056 We can let it out in the crotch. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3057 This model is also pigeon-resistant 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
3058 I think it says wowza. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
3059 With that look you're going to slay the hipsters. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
3060 And who says chivalry is dead, sir? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
3061 If it's too middle-aged for you we can always go renaissance 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
3062 This is from our avant "guard" selection. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3063 Yes, it’s SO you! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3064 Look big in that? Hardly, sir. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3065 Did you have a different suit in mind? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3066 It's joust, I mean just perfect. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3067 Shining is extra, I'm afraid 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3068 Just perfect on a knight like this. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3069 Which way do you dress, Sir Lancelot? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3070 This classic is from our line of conservative reignware Sir! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3071 No sir. I'd say it makes your's a hard little tush. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3072 Hot damn. You make a dragon want to retire, man. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3073 Our expert steel workers can modify the suit to meet your qualifications. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3074 Well, you won't look like every Tom, Dick, and Harry. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3075 What a suit! Why, I hardly know you in it! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3076 For the formal option we add a bowtie. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3077 I know $6800 seems like a lot, but it comes with a horse and a jousting pole. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3078 + Yes, skillfully accessorized will soften the look. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3079 Metallics are in this year. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3080 Basically all young women in Hollywood wear this now 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3081 This is why I measured your crotch. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3082 No, it's not subpoena-proof, Mr. President. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3083 If you want, we can throw in a can opener. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3084 It's the old school power suit 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3085 I think you will be very happy with this suit,Mr. Pruitt. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3086 Left or right, Sir? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3087 This style features tactical pants, touchscreen gauntlets, and a visor to crack open on casual Fridays. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3088 And it will never loose its shape...because it's permanently ironed. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3089 We also have this number in a summer weight carbon fiber and kevlar. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3090 Actually, it's quite slimming. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
3091 Just think of what you will save in dry cleaning. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3092 You're going to save a ton on starch! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3093 Its the latest in protest wear ! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3094 Prehaps you would like to see something less stiff? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3095 Fits you like a glove 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
3096 Classic, yet unexpected while maintaining an element of mystery. It's perfect. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3097 Relax. There's absolutely no chance of any accidental side-boob, I assure you. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3098 It is a perfect outfit to wear when you meet with Kim Jong un. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3099 It's a great day-to-knight look. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3100 It's in vogue with all the corporate raiders. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3101 It's a little stiff. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3102 Our blacksmith can take in the breastplate. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3103 It's just like the one Scott Pruitt bought...only his was solid gold with his name engraved, plus diamond insets over the rivets. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3104 And the nice thing about this suit? It’s wash-and-wear. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3105 The lifetime guarantee of course excludes jousting and battle. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3106 All business in the front, a little party in the back. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3107 Yes, it's a real buy before the steel tariffs hit us. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3108 As you can see, our Medeival fit really broadens the shoulders. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3109 And, obviously, not to be worn when it rains. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3110 Best thing is, it never need ironing! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3111 No, this suit doesn't need a power tie. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3112 Feels like you’re taking a shine to it sir. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3113 Will you be getting the same style of armour for your horse, Sire? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3114 If the suit fits, bear it. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3115 It's been on the rack for a while, but if it fits great and you like the style there's no reason to go custom. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3116 You may be interested in something that breathes a little more. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
3117 YES Mr. PRUITT, THIS SHOULD SERVE YOU WELL IN ECONOMY CLASS. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3118 We could give you a little more room around the kneecaps 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3119 It’s our new no-iron suit. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3120 So let me guess--nasty break-up later or bargain hunting before the tariffs kick in? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3121 Does Sir dress right or left? 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
3122 Trust me—it’s all the rage since “Game of Thrones” caught on. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3123 It also comes double breasted. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3124 I also have something in a nice summer linen, and a four season chainmail. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3125 If you wanted night clothes, why did you use mail order? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
3126 A little oil and you're good for both company picnic and casual Fridays. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3127 It certainly projects quiet strength. Just remember to oil the hinges. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
3128 I'm loving the look- it's kind of a mid 14th century chic 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3129 Mayhem and mystery indeed, my lord! 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3130 It's called the Retro fit. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3131 It's a classic look and it wears well. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3132 It's the European cut. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3133 Uhm.. well you see sir, this was before golf. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3134 Sir, we do have this in the less cliché matte finish 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3135 You want it shining? That’ll be an extra twenty bucks. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3136 Yeah, I'll try anything to get a cartoon in The New Yorker. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3137 “It comes with a pastrami sandwich.” 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3138 This style is having a Renaissance. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3139 The analogy that the emperor wears no clothes is very close. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3140 I misspelled "Armani" on the form...but I think you might make it work anyway. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3141 This is the perfect suit for you if you're being transferred to the Knight shift. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3142 With a little WD-40 it will last for years 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3143 I'd say it suits you. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3144 Oh yes, that fits you joust right 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3145 Cuffs matter. Your decision. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3146 It comes in different metals. We can mail order your selection. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3147 Classic. Reinforced steel look good on you. Would you also like to try our more modern alloys? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3148 It's what everyone in 14th century Paris is wearing. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3149 I'm sorry, sir. It only comes in gray. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3150 It certainly softens your image. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3151 It’s suits you sir - it’s great knight wear! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3152 Super-light titanium, sir. And when you ride a motorcycle, you won't have to wear a helmet. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3153 When is the press briefing Mr. President? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3154 No. It doesn't come in any other colors. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3155 Yes, sir. It DOES make you look like a very stable genius. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3156 I'd like to see one just a bit shinier. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3157 "I recommend no starch." 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3158 It’s Roundtable Chic! 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
3159 This is the nuts and bolts with a complimentary wrench to undress. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3160 It comes with a three year rust free warranty 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3161 Yes, Madam, it's very becoming. I hear that it's now de rigueur for working in the West Wing. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
3162 We also sell scarecrow and lion suits. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
3163 From smart casual to evening formal the style is acceptable for any event except a TSA full body scan. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3164 See? Stainless steel, and not a speck of rust. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3165 No, I am afraid it is dry-clean-only. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3166 Do you dress right, left, or medieval? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3167 I'm afraid if you want more breathability, you'll sacrifice security. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3168 It's the brand new "Subway Suits" collection. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3169 Would you like to try the chainmail collection, sir? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3170 Alterations are definitely not included. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3171 No one will guess you're a droid. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3172 Very big now....Trump's people all bought one. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
3173 Heavens no, it doesn’t make your butt look fat. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3174 . . . and it comes with a discount coupon for the car wash. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3175 It's the latest trend for protecting the chastity of men in power, sir. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3176 Wait till you mount the horse! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3177 Forget concealed carry, everyone ought to have the right to bear armour. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3178 The cod piece is adjustable. Does the gentleman dress to the right or left? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3179 And this little baby comes with 3 years of free oil changes. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3180 I'm telling you, it won't matter if you dress right or left. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3181 Also available in a light wool worsted. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
3182 How are you fixed with broadswords, mace and other accessories? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3183 It has #MeToo approval 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
3184 ...and we have a wonderful line of accessories in our Smithy and Stable section 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3185 Our metal unitard is very steampunk 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3186 It comes with a can of 3-in-1 oil and is highly resistant to rusting. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3187 Even without the lance, this suit boldly communicates "I have come to joust!" 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
3188 See, I told you the chainmail was too distracting from your natural curves 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
3189 "And all the joints are self lubricating!" 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
3190 And we also have it in linen... 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3191 Under Armor is a knock-off 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
3192 Well madam, we have it in black, brown, yellow, …and in pink. or For an additional fee we can apply another coating of garlic and there will be no reflection. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
3193 The SPF is guaranteed to be 1000. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
3194 It's our lightweight model, perfect for summer. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
3195 Just a swipe with a damp cloth will remove blood stains. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
3196 It’s all the rage in DC these days. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
3197 Ready for your town hall, senator? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
3198 Is it comfortable? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
3199 "It's perfect for when you become the new press secretary. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
3200 It's the latest in gender-neutral apparel, your Majesty. 1.2294 0.04045 109 84 25 0
3201 .........and don't forget, it's wrinkle proof! 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3202 There, now you're ready to state your opinion on the internet. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3203 It’s currently the most popular suit in Washington DC. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3204 It’s so you. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3205 And being stainless steel, of course, it's no-iron. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3206 The chrome finish is much more slimming. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3207 We can soften the look if you like. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3208 A little silver polish will do wonders. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3209 You can't go wrong with the classics - shall we get the blacksmith in to let out that waist a bit? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3210 Perfect, I dare say, for your upcoming hostile takeover. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3211 We also have this in gold and rose gold,but I think this color best suits your skin tone. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3212 Finally going to ask for the raise today? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3213 We like to think of it a the male version of a head scarf. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3214 Just keep it well oiled ! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3215 That's a very nice fit,sir. Might I interest you in a pair of armored wing tips? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3216 I would've thought it was an honor to be the next White House Press Secretary! 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3217 It certainly has that Old-World style. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3218 Do you want it wrapping, Melania, or will you wear it home? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3219 Not to worry, Sir. This costume party is with magnates not magnets. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3220 How much do you charge for alterations? 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3221 When I said I want a 90s look, it didn't mean 1490s... 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3222 It's the newest fashion design for teachers and school administrators. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3223 ...boxers, obviously, are di rigueur_ 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3224 I think she'll love it. I like to refer to it as a suit of amour 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3225 I must say, it makes you look 20 years younger. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3226 And you, sir, thought we were joking? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3227 We also offer free polish and buff every 6 weeks! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3228 No iron necessary. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3229 Armour becomes you, Sir. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3230 And best of all, nobody will hear you coming 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3231 Oh, just a little SOS once a week 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3232 Of course you can also dress it down with a pair of jeans for a more casual look. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3233 It suits you. I will have the tailor gather his welding materials. May I offer you a cup of mead?" 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3234 Obviously dry clean only. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3235 And, for 20% off you can get a suit for your horse. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3236 Sir, might you finally decide on a suit today? BTW, the Crusades have ended. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3237 It’s the latest strongman look. Everyone wants one. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3238 As you know, fashion trends always come back 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3239 This one doesn't go well with the tie, though. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3240 It's got babe magnet written all over it. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3241 It's our finest power suit. Our tailor is heating up the forge for your alterations. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3242 If I take it in any more, thy rivets will bolt! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3243 Fit for a King. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3244 Yes, miss, it's our gender-neutral Sartorial Secret number. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3245 Ah, Knight in shining armor, suits me. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3246 No one will suspect you're a robot! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3247 We do include the club and mace, but you'll need to submit to a background check. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3248 It really holds a crease well. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3249 Yes, I do believe it will be adequate for your meeting with the mothers about your new immigration policies 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3250 And no deposit, no return! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3251 Guaranteed? Certainly. For life. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3252 I think a peep toe would complete the look bottom to top. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3253 Women really adore a knight in shining armour. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3254 It's all American steel. Very much in this season. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3255 It suits you, Mr. Knight. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3256 Of course it comes with two pairs of pants 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3257 If you like the look, we do have a non-iron option available. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3258 It's very popular with Trump's Cabinet members. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3259 Under Armour takes a look at expanding into business suits. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3260 A little retro but very manly. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3261 Test caption. 1.2286 0.05783 105 90 6 9
3262 I need to make sure that I am prepared for a meeting in the war room tomorrow. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3263 If you can believe it, these little pups actually outsold our gabardines this year. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3264 Your under armour should be quite comfy with this outfit, my lord. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3265 We call it "The Humvee." 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3266 Yes, ventless is back again. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3267 Our female clients say it's a sure-fire way to cut down on catcalls - except for a very small, specific group of jerks. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3268 Does my bum look big in this? 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3269 A jawline that drops jaws. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3270 Slightly used by King Harold at The Battle of Hastings. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
3271 Sir, the office chain mail has gotten out of hand again. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
3272 Non Binary Hmmm.. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
3273 Can I interest you in the rustproofing? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3274 And when will you begin you position in the Administration sir? 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3275 Sir, will you being paying with schillings or credit? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3276 Did you want a rust belt go with that? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3277 It makes you look tin years younger! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3278 The only accessory I recommend is an oil can. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3279 You're gonna like the way you don't die; I guarantee it. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3280 We also carry this in a summer weight, if you prefer. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
3281 Plus, you'll never have to come out of your shell. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
3282 Commanding, but with a hint of vulnerability for the ladies. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3283 And there is a sweat-drain at the heel to minimize corrosion. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3284 Looks like we'll need to take it in a little bit. Let me get the hacksaw. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3285 Codpiece too tight? Yeah, that's what they all say. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
3286 If you're worried about rust, we sell umbrellas. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3287 It's our most athletic cut. 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
3288 I tell ya, these suits really sell themselves. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3289 Sir, it suits you. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
3290 It's called The Cape Codpiece -- perfect for political conversations at clambakes this season. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
3291 And we'll throw in this year's jousting schedule for free. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
3292 'Ah, 'Saturday' Night Fever? My mistake, sir. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3293 Always a sharp choice for middle aged men such as yourself. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
3294 They're wearing the mail shirt a little tighter and shorter this season. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3295 Consider the tariff before you buy. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3296 If the shine is a concern, perhaps Sir would preferred the battered and distressed model with knee gashes for an extra $2000 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
3297 It's you. Really you. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
3298 Just imagine sir: No dry cleaning costs ever! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3299 The Kevlar lining is quite popular with schoolteachers. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3300 It does wonders for your figure 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3301 Why, no madam. It does not make your posterior appear larger. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3302 Looks like you could use a little more space around the neck, Sir. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3303 It's the new "un-tucked" look... 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3304 Spandex, AND it's bullet-proof 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3305 Plenty of ladies would love a knight out on the town. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3306 It's from our Ladies-Who-Are-Still-Waiting collection. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3307 The shades really do seem to pull the look together rather nicely, sire. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3308 Knight and day better. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3309 It's not Armani, it's Armour Wear. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3310 May I suggest a dip in the pool, sir? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3311 Jeeves. I think I left my sword at work. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3312 It breathes and holds up well before a grand jury. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3313 I think this one suits you. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3314 We made an adjustment to the shoulders, so you should feel comfortable dancing with Guinevere. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3315 Sir, the suit is perfect for knight or firmal occasions. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3316 C’est toi! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3317 It is also iron free. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3318 Forget what you’ve heard. Alterations are a breeze. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3319 Excellent choice, sir. Now let's accessorize it. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3320 The Silver looks good on you, Sir, but would you also like to try the Rose Gold? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3321 It’s what they’re all wearing in Washington these days. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3322 Fits you like a gauntlet sir.. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3323 Wear it in good health! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3324 And your dry cleaning bills will go WAY down. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
3325 Try to get giggy with it! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3326 Comes with a peace-time warranty. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3327 Quite slimming, Sir, don't you think? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3328 I suggest you try the Museum Employment Office" 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3329 No, that suit doesn't make your butt look big. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
3330 It’s also machine washable. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3331 Now you're suited for the knightly news. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
3332 ...And this is from our vintage Kingsman collection. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
3333 It’s TSA approved. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3334 You can never be overdressed in the boardroom. Just don't swim in it. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
3335 A little tuck at the back? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
3336 No, I would not say you look wooden. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
3337 Would you like to try the slim fit? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3338 My manager won’t like this but if you buy it today I will throw in the undercoat for free. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3339 It's our new titanium line sir, perfect for summer occasions. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3340 It's a bit sharp in the edges, otherwise you look pretty relaxed. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3341 And it will protect you against all sexually transmitted diseases. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3342 And it can be worn untucked. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3343 This model comes with a reinforced Codpiece. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3344 Now, Jack...You are ready to serve in the Cabinet! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3345 Perfect if you're looking to be more conservative. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3346 We'll have to upgrade the front armor for your board meeting 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3347 You'll cream the candidates that only have Teflon. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3348 For superior mobility we’re including a convenient pocket sized can of WD40 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3349 Think about the time you'll save on ironing. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3350 We have some splendid plumes to really bring this together. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3351 Ma'm, may I let Harvey in now? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3352 Of course it comes with the industry approved extended 3 year anti-rust policy. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3353 Very versatile ... rescuing damsel ... jousting with neighbor ... or just for a great knight out”._Jim Hein, Pittsburgh, Pa. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3354 Sire, are you ready to look for suitable footwear? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3355 The style and the tariff are both medieval. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3356 Dress Left...That will require a bit more hammering I'm afraid 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3357 This year they're wearing their hauberks a bit on the short side. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3358 A full body waxing comes complimentary. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3359 Aluminum is all the rage these days! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3360 A little retro but it never goes out of style. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3361 Chivalry may be dead, but fashion is forever. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3362 ...and, it’s permanent press! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3363 It will soften with time, sir. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
3364 You mentioned the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3365 A traditional look is always safest. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3366 If this feels a little bulky, we have a lighter version in chain mail 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3367 As a matter of fact, I do work on commission. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
3368 It's the latest thing in back-to-school wear. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
3369 Most women are holding out for a guy who shines like you. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3370 Nothing says "power player" like a nickel and bronze alloy. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3371 You can pick up your lance tonight. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
3372 Now you're ready for that hostile takeover. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3373 And this suit doesn't require any ironing! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3374 Your reputation will never tarnish when you wear this suit. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3375 Your drycleaner can take in the waist if he has a foundry. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
3376 Metal becomes you, sir! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3377 Now all you need to do is pull that sword out of the desk 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3378 We can take it in a little but our welder is on vacation until next week. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3379 She’ll see you as her knight in shining armour in this number for sure! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3380 Needless to say, you will probably have to strip whenever you pass through airport security. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3381 And we include a can of WD-40. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3382 I don’t care what they say, masculinity is thriving. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3383 We highly recommend this suit if you are going to the Charlottesville rally. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3384 We recommend buying your maul at The Mall. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3385 No, it doesn’t make you look fat. If anything, it thins you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3386 It’s perfect for a knight out.” 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3387 You look really sharp! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3388 May I suggest a red "power lance" to go with that? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3389 You can just say goodbye to a belt or suspenders. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3390 Under Armour is diversifying 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3391 And don't worry, sir. Our in-house blacksmith can finish your alterations in one to two years. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3392 You don't have to iron it when you take it out of the suitcase. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3393 Do you have it in red? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3394 You can't appear more male than that! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3395 Now for the codpiece... full Henry VIII? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3396 We find these fittings preferable to ordering by maille. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3397 It will stretch after a few battles. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3398 Yes sir, wrinkles will unfortunately require a very hot iron. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3399 It's slenderizing, while at the same time providing a rust-proof guarantee. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3400 Classic choice, sir, and it'll never go out of style. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3401 Clearly, sir, shiny suits are back! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3402 To be honest, yes, it does make you look fat. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
3403 It seems a bit much for a first date. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3404 And it comes with a vest. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3405 Of course, the alterations will take a bit longer. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
3406 The look is so popular knights are wearing it in the day! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
3407 It's the latest fashion for White House Press Secretaries... 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
3408 If it's too long, we can throw you on the streatcher. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3409 We have this in medieval ages or the middle ages. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3410 I think the 44 regular is perfect for you, sir. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3411 Fits like a glove; and will never go out of style. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3412 It's also guaranteed against stocks and stones, Mr. Attorney General. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
3413 It also comes in a matte finish. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3414 It takes 10 pounds off of you. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
3415 It might look better with a matte finish 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3416 Its made with fine imported steel wool. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3417 I would recommend a drop of oil on the right shoulder before entering Jerusalem 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3418 Whether it costs an arm and a leg is up to you. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3419 Best of all, it never needs pressing. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3420 Yes, it is quite smashing. Great style & attitude. Looks like it was made for you ... and the tariff on steel will only enhance its value. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3421 I don’t know if it’s that kind of party. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3422 They do fit snugly in the crotch, my Lord 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3423 The memory foam lining costs more, but like the ad says, it 'takes the "drag" out of dragon-slaying.' 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
3424 If you like the style we also have it in 'surge'! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3425 Now I know we're not in Kansas anymore. Hahaha,get it? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3426 We have it in metallic blue and metallic red too 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3427 It deflects everything but criticism! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3428 The lance is extra; alterations can be done by your local machine shop. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3429 Knights of Columbus members get a discount - a real steel 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3430 It suits your iron will 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
3431 I must say, this is not the protection you want for prom night. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3432 No, it doesn’t. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3433 Not every customer can get away with a classic suit as well as you do, sir. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3434 It definitely suits you. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3435 Perhaps also an umbrella, sir? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3436 It's perfect for those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3437 It makes you practically unrecognizable. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3438 Does this come in slim fit? 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
3439 Of course I can give you more room in the crotch 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3440 Sure, it’s expensive and you’ll have to oil it once in a while but think what you’ll save on dry cleaning bills! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3441 We refer to this as our antithesis to a Morning suit 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3442 Shotgun Wedding 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3443 Alterations are expensive. 1.2233 0.05507 103 87 9 7
3444 It fits like an iron glove" 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3445 Your 100% Iron no Iron suit. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3446 It's a suit of armor. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3447 Yes - blood repellent. Why do you ask? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3448 Will you be wearing it out, or shall I have one of your squires deliver it this afternoon, Mr. Pruitt? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3449 Does this make my hips look big? 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3450 Trust me, your boss' criticisms will bounce right off of you. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3451 Trust me..everyone's wearing single-breasted this season. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3452 It’ll look great for a knight on the town! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3453 Do you prefer paisley or plaid for the lining? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3454 We can take in the cod. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3455 None of Mueller's probes can reach you in there, and of course, the taxpayers cover the cost. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3456 It also comes in slim fit. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3457 Some may think it a touch too flashy, but remember - you have to dress for the job you want. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3458 It's self-lubricating, of course. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3459 Just think - no more back stabbing, double crossing, and you will never get the axe. Plus a 2nd pair of pants. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3460 Now you can practice safe sex. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3461 I suggest that, rather than wearing it, you put it in your checked luggage. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3462 It's the suits they're wearing in Washington these days. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3463 Perhaps ditch the suit and invest more in the car, sir? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3464 If you prefer it with cuffs, I know a great welder. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3465 Completely shrink proof and comes with rust remover. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
3466 Your new company has a round board room table, huh? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
3467 The codpiece is extra. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3468 Avant-garde? Yes, of course it is, Ms. Sanders. But I think you'll agree it's quite functional, and the silver tones will coordinate beautifully with the wallpaper in the Press Briefing Room. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3469 And it's great for traveling - it just will not wrinkle. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3470 Now you can truly claim to be her Knight in Shining Armor. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
3471 Iron is the new black. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
3472 Don't take this the wrong way, Sir, but it IS a no-iron fabric. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
3473 Now that really brings out the blue in your eyes 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3474 Never wrinkles no matter how long your Crusade lasts. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
3475 One of us needs to see a psychiatrist. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3476 A fun contrast to the silk and lace undergarments. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3477 Sure, its been a Teflon Presidency, but this will get you through the midterms. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3478 No, no, I do like the idea of a jousting wedding. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3479 By the way, we have swords and saber accessories on sale. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3480 It's the latest fashion for Republicans running for congress in California 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3481 For $2,000 more we'll extend your warranty against rust for another three years and throw in warranties against spousal disenchantment and global warming. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3482 And it comes with chain mail underwear. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
3483 Actually, vintage is really hot right now. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3484 And it comes with Shine-On spray. Don't let anyone tell you a shine on a suit is a bad thing. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
3485 ...and this bespoke classic is featured in July's "Gentleman's Quartering". 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
3486 You've got great taste...those classic styles never seem to go out of fashion. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
3487 All oiled and ready to go, Sir. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
3488 Show me where it's tight. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3489 It’s from our “not so gentle” men’s range, Sir. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
3490 Darth Vader had one just like it. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3491 we also have battle to the death or near death damaged versions, depending on the type of battle experience you want to convey 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3492 Good choice, sir. America could really use a knight in shining armor." 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
3493 Medieval cut is perfect for your body type. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3494 It also comes in both linen and Harris tweed. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3495 The sword and shield are only 30 bucks a piece, if you want to give those a whirl. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3496 We have it both in silver and rust. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3497 Act natural; don't forget to smile. Soon you'll wonder how you ever managed life without it. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3498 I think you’re set for a knight on the town. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3499 Perfect fit. Unfortunately, dry clean only. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3500 We're expecting a new "Back to School" line in children's sizes for the fall. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3501 Looking good. Now go out there and get on your horse! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3502 Very slimming, Monsieur. We like to think of it as a medieval '"Spanx for Men." 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3503 Sorry sir, I have nothing in white satin in your size. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3504 They say it gives you buns of steel. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3505 Your horse will be proud to have you clatter aboard. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3506 For summer I’d suggest something a little lighter. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3507 Shall we try the green, sir? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3508 Alterations are not available. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3509 It does accentuate your blue eyes. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3510 ...and we can have it weaponized in only five working days. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3511 They say every trend comes back around. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3512 I know the king has no clothes on, but isn't this carrying it a bit far? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3513 Maybe the invitation read evening wear? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3514 It's reversible for casual infighting. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3515 It's a classic style. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3516 You look impenetrable, sir. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3517 It comes in this steely gray and a matte black. Also a bloody red is occasionally available. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3518 Don’t be ridiculous! Think of the money you will save on accessories. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3519 The slacks wear like iron! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3520 And, unlike most dress suits, a tie is completely optional. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3521 A Little Padding On The Shoulders And It Will Be Perfect ! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3522 Kind of puts the "damn" in damsel doesn't it? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3523 And it provides guaranteed SPF of at least 98 ! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3524 It's the ultimate in Retro styling." 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3525 I assume, you are single? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3526 Looking good, Sir, thought it may need some taking in at the seams. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3527 We have something in copper. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3528 Yes Sir it is the latest in Tactical Wear..... 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
3529 Does this make my mace look big? 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
3530 And tailoring is only a few thousand dollars extra. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3531 Is it water proof? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3532 So you said that you're attending your ex-wife's wedding? 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3533 Unlike our competitors, we offer a lifetime free pressing service. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
3534 Tapered in all the right places. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3535 Who’s the lucky maiden? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3536 I think you'll be able to get a lot of use from this suit after the wedding as well. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3537 Sir, where would you like me to place your boutonnière? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3538 It also protects you from the tailor's roving hands. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3539 It's ugly, and it makes me look fat! 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
3540 A very masculine look, if I may say so, sir. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3541 Yes,I prefer metal zippers also 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3542 We have a special on stainless or brushed nickel 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3543 Given up on your psychiatrist? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3544 Just the suit for a knight on the town. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3545 Looking sharp, sir. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3546 The sword and shield are extra. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3547 We are sorry about the size of the visor sir, but we had to adjust it to account for that nose of yours. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3548 You'll be able to check out your behind, as soon as our forklift arrives. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3549 So brave! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3550 Now you're wearing our exclusive, limited, forty piece suit. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3551 It's very Retro! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3552 It's called 'Trumpwear,' and trust me-- all white men in your income bracket are gonna need one of these babies real soon. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3553 Wear this and you'll never again worry about office politics; battle stains easily wash off and it never needs to be dry cleaned. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3554 It might seem old fashioned, but it bespoke to me. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3555 ... an the best is... it does not shrink 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3556 Under Armor is Passe' 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3557 It comes with our wrinkle-free guarantee. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3558 I see you're being deployed to the Middle Ages. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3559 Keeps you fit, and it prevents excess weight gain. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
3560 Don’t worry about aluminum and steel tariffs, Sir, it’s made entirely of tax-free - Amazium. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3561 We prefer to call it retro Kevlar. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3562 When you add softener to the wash, you'll see what a difference it makes. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
3563 You might want to reconsider that MRI. 1.2200 0.05610 100 85 8 7
3564 We've had this one in the back for a few centuries. So I can make you a heck of a deal! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3565 If it's too snug we could always go up a half-size. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
3566 It also comes with steel earplugs to protect you from verbal abuse, Mr. Speaker 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3567 Your choice of an Ironman inspired suit is so au curant! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3568 *sings* "Oh, What A Knight" 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3569 100% metal; Dry Clean Only; Use rust-oleum once a year. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3570 It’s a little stiff in the shoulders 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
3571 You just pee your pants. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3572 Armor is the new Armani 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
3573 Mr. President, Would you like to try on a Teflon (TM) suit, too? 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
3574 We can try a polyester blend if you want something a little less shiny. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
3575 And it's guaranteed not to shrink in the wash. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
3576 It comes with a box of adult diapers, so you don't have to worry about that. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
3577 It seems expensive,but it comes with two pairs of pants. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
3578 This suit is from one of newest suppliers OVER ARMOUR 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3579 It's not about fashion, it's what suits you. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3580 OK Mister President, NOW you're ready for the press conference! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3581 This model comes with an oil can... and a heart. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
3582 Yes sir, we did let it out around ‘the bung hole’, just as you asked. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3583 You can upgrade with a number of accessories - lance, shield, mace, even a squire. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
3584 Unlike my more traditional suit, that one will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
3585 Its perfect for a long knight 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3586 And it comes with a two year rust protection guarantee 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
3587 We're going to change the helmet to look more Star Wars...for the Millennials. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3588 It suits you. However, If the pants are a little long we can have a welder shorten them. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3589 'Fits like a mitten.' 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
3590 The men's room? Just down the hall. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3591 And the best thing is: it's absolutely wrinkle-free for life! 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
3592 Perfect for fending off a hostile takeover! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3593 Sort of takes "Throwback Thursday" to a whole new level. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3594 You get the government discount, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3595 It would look stranger in the Knight. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3596 If it's a bit too "Baroque", I can fix you another suit. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3597 ...and it comes with an extra pair of trowsers. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3598 Yes the price includes alterations and rust proofing 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3599 It's our new line in knightwear. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3600 Do you have the crotchguard in size twelve? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3601 The suit is free. The lifetime supply of 3-in-1 oil is an affordable $4.99/month 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3602 It’s what all the immigrants are wearing 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3603 The Dent Wizard will handle all your alterations. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3604 It also comes in blush rose. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3605 Perfect nightwear, Sir 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3606 Guaranteed to protect you from tweets, e-mails and all electronic media 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3607 And free shining service for a year. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3608 Oh yes, it's ideal sleepwear for a First Lady. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3609 Yes, and today it comes with a matching oil can. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3610 It also comes in light weight no-iron aluminum 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3611 Chap, I must say, you'll blend in so well at the Met Gala even with all that bling! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3612 We also have one in chain mail ... perfect for the summer months. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3613 The model with the "adjustable comfort waist" comes with a blowtorch. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3614 The fitting is free, but the oil is extra. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3615 A perfect fit, so you won't have any alteration charges. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3616 Does it make me look thinner? I’ll take it. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3617 With this protection you can safely campaign just about anywhere. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3618 My, my, that style suits you well. And they say chivalry is dead! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3619 I didn't catch that -- you said to let out the crotch? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3620 In or out of the saddle, you're going to like the way you look. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3621 The perfect suit for that special knight out 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3622 People are going to think you're an idiot. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3623 ...and it has advanced diaper technology 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3624 This suit is also available in bronze. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3625 So you're having one of those castle weddings? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3626 We call this " The Trump Second Term" suit. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3627 It was custom made for the NATO summit in Brussels, Mr. President. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3628 You won't be needing a power tie with that suit, sir. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3629 A rather novel approach to the slings and arrows, Senator. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3630 I think we are now ready to face your wife's divorce lawyers. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3631 Marriage is a battle, William. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3632 You never really own it; you are saving it for the next victim. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3633 I'll bet the damsels are gonna swoon. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3634 Just relax. You seem a bit stiff. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3635 It's smart,it's simple,it says it! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3636 Less than ideal news for the shareholders? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3637 This was the only courtesy suit the dry cleaners had, Master Wayne. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3638 What it lacks in comfort 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3639 ... plus 20% on imported Chinese armour. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3640 The old ways do find a way of coming 'round again, don't they. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3641 Obviously, it’s dty clean only. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3642 The newest from the 2019 Giorgio Armor fall collection. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3643 But you want the back to say, "I really don't care, do you"? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3644 Trust me, you will need it when you run for president. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3645 Perfect, now how about accessorizing with one of our fashionable maces? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3646 Too much starch? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3647 It comes with a free oil can. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3648 You know, most brides don’t like to go this traditional. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3649 We also have it in a nice tweed. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3650 Do you prefer to wear or remove your suit while the welder is making the final alterations? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3651 I told you it wasn't a typo. We really do have formalwear for your special knight. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3652 I guarantee you sir;it will wear like iron. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3653 Yes, Sam, the blacksmith, did make the greaves too long. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3654 This is popular with our lawyer and politician clients. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3655 This month’s special includes a second pair of tights.” 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3656 Best of all, it never needs to be pressed. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3657 Why, yes, it does come with a detachable cod piece, Mr Trump. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3658 "Yeah, it's probably impermeable, but frankly, I don't care, do you?" 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3659 We have a special on the rustproof undercoat this week. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3660 Would Sir like to accessorize with a ball & chain, or perhaps a jousting lance is more to his suiting? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3661 You look wonderful Sir. Their words won’t make a dent. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3662 So, I hear you're working for the liberal press. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3663 You're going to slay. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3664 Yes, sir...that's the lying, cheating robber as savior of civilization presidential model. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3665 And we have a nice selection of lances, sir. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3666 You'll especially love the fact that it is wrinkle resistant. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3667 It has a secret zipper." 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3668 Congratulations on your new job at the White house. That should work out just fine. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3669 Does it make my ass look fat? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3670 Remember sir, don’t wash or dry clean - just oil regularly. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3671 It’s our new no-iron material. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3672 It 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3673 And this item is very popular with Republican representatives returning to their district to meet with constituents. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3674 The steel was imported from the 13th century. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
3675 You should know that our tailor began in metallurgy. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3676 If you don't like it in silver, it also comes in rust. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3677 We can take in the seat, but you won’t be able to get on your horse. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3678 No. Rust-proofing is extra. 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
3679 No, I'm sorry, sir, not in pinstripe. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3680 It’s perfect for your frame... But I'm sorry, this is the only color we have in this suit. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3681 This is gonna cost me an arm and a leg. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3682 If you buy today, you can probably avoid tomorrow's tariff. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3683 This style comes with free alterations by our in-house blacksmith and an optional brush finish. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3684 It can hide an erection better than any waistband. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3685 If the gentleman still prefers not to move to a double-vented style, I would suggest a bespoke alternative. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3686 These newest line of suits offer mosquito protection, a shield from radiation and a cooling system to protect from global warming. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3687 Guaranteed to stop anything...except a presidential tweet, of course. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3688 Yes, it's fully lined, with the skin of the vanquished. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3689 Alterations, of course, are always free. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3690 So, the event is black knight and tails? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3691 Would you like the greaves cuffed or uncuffed, sir? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3692 You look very dapper sir! 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
3693 It most certainly DOES NOT make you look fat, Sir. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3694 And in this get-up, no one can tell you’re a vampire 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3695 We don't have teflon anymore. It is a carcinogen 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3696 Knight out on the town? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3697 Just think - it'll never need starch..... 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3698 I said it was a night event. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3699 It's the perfect all-occasion suit... except for airport check-ins 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3700 Would you like to try it in camouflage, Secretary Pruit? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3701 I guarantee you will stay a virgin on your on your first Knight out 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3702 Our blacksmith is in house for any fitting needs 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
3703 Giving another Earnings Report? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3704 Does it come in black? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3705 This is the latest from our Siege the Day collection... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3706 Tres chic! Shall I tell our soldering department to take it in a bit in the flank? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3707 It's from a new company called Over Amour™. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3708 Yes miss, I do think it's the perfect accessory for the me-too movement era 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3709 Alterations are difficult, but it does come with a can of WD 40 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3710 That should help you win the battles in the west wing. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3711 Looking good, sir. And during our spring sale that suit is a steel. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3712 We can take it in a bit in back, Sir, but not immediately, I'm afraid -- the armorer is on vacation 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3713 Of course you could wear it by day, too. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3714 This is Armani’s latest magnetic attraction line 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3715 And it's very versatile....job interviews, weddings or funerals. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3716 Of course She’ll Love it! It’s a classic look AND no need for a concealed weapon permit! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3717 This one really does wonders for your lance. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3718 ‘“I see chivalry is not dead.” 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3719 I must warn you, this one is dry clean only. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3720 You don't think it's too loud? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3721 Metal Aged virtual reality. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3722 Wear it on Passover. You'll get a lot of laughs. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3723 Here we believe business is war. This is our suit designed for merger negotiations 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3724 Okay, fine. You're all set to rescue young men in distress then. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3725 Is this the strong, silent look you wanted? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3726 I will bring the sheet metal man in to shorten your sleeves 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3727 Perfect for a Press War, but beware the mud slinging. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3728 It is not only stylish, it will make you immune from backstabbing and discrimination based upon your race or gender. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3729 Does this fauld make me look fat? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3730 And we'll throw in a can of WD-40 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3731 Does this suit make me look fat? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3732 Jousting lessons are included with your purchase. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3733 You look dashing,sir. Now,if you only had a heart! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3734 It makes you look buffed. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3735 The new border guard uniform. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3736 You just tap your heels together to become a real S&P 200 President! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3737 The sale's price includes a year's supply of WD40 and Rustoleum. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3738 Wrong kind of knight, Alfred. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3739 It has "You" written all over it, sir. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3740 That's the look of a man with codfidence. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3741 Sorry Fred. You're getting canned. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3742 It’s a little tight in the crotch. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3743 It's hand wash only. But on the upside, it is wrinkle free... 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3744 Brooks Brothers has done its best to accommodate the gentleman's concern for personal safety, however a navy business suit is still recommended for the Shareholder's Meeting. 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
3745 It fits you perfectly sir and a can of oil can of oil comes with it. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3746 You'll be on the knight shift, Jones 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3747 With that suit, sir, you''ll positively shine! 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3748 Sir,If I may say... You look magnetic ! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3749 If it's a little tight we can always lubricate 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3750 It will look much sexier after we take four inches off the waist. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3751 With free alterations, sir, you can get this one for a steel. 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3752 This unique suit has been specially designed for senior management executives who feel threatened on all sides. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3753 Annealing is included. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3754 The helmet is an extra 700 bucks, but it's recommended just to save face. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3755 And it comes with a matching pocket squire. 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
3756 It's an inspired choice for a corporate takeover. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3757 It's from our Remington Steele collection. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
3758 This will protect you from the slings and arrows, but you can upgrade to the thousand natural shocks model. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3759 Light weight for summer wear, yet impenetrable. And it's also available with fire retardant coating, in blue, celadon, or magenta. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3760 Are you sure you don't just want to wear black like the other ladies? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
3761 I own that very suit. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3762 It looks even better with a horse and a lance. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3763 You requested a date etched on the breastplate. Would you like a Medjool or Deglet? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3764 Of course, you can wear that with or without the vest. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3765 Think how much you'll save on neckties and dry cleaning." 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3766 It's my fault. I should have been clearer on what type of engagement it was. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3767 The material is from one of our finest mills. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3768 Now I think you're ready for the Board meeting 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3769 No pun intended,but that suits you and it's a steal 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3770 I'll talk to my boss. See, they install that TruCoat at the factory, there's nothin' we can do, but I'll talk to my boss. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3771 And of course black tie is optional. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3772 I take it, another one of those parties where all the guests are your wife's friends. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3773 ---and Sir, it never needs ironing! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3774 We have an in house welder for alterations Paul Balstad, Denver, Colo. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3775 It's our newest design, but it won't do a thing against anthrax! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3776 Yes ma'am, it is expensive, but the unconscious bias is priceless. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3777 Like it? It's underArmor's mail order line. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3778 It will certainly send a clear message on your wedding day. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3779 It's guaranteed to withstand trolling, Twitter storms and culture wars. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3780 It's also guaranteed wrinkle free. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3781 You are going to slay this interview. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
3782 You know, fashion is cyclical. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3783 You're guaranteed to slay. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3784 Ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3785 Old School 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3786 Tucked or untucked? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3787 Carpe diem sir. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3788 Of course I'm not just saying that sir 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3789 Yes, rust is a problem but sticks will never break your bones. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3790 It's also available in black. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
3791 It's wrinkle-free Mr. Knight, but I don't suggest that you wear it through airport security." 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3792 That knight in shining armor look is so hot right now! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3793 As the saying goes, "everything old is new again," Mr. Chadsworth. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
3794 Yes, we can have this ready for you by your first day at the White House. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3795 No, just the one pair. But they wear like iron. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
3796 It'll protect you against pretty much everything, Sir, excellent ridicule on social media. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3797 This suit comes with two mail skirts, a battle axe and a dagger. Our blacksmith is available now for alterations. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
3798 Our "quick release model" is joust you. You don't have to take it off to use the bathroom. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
3799 ...and when you’re all done no need to donate, it can be recycled! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3800 Sure, TSA may have a problem with it but you'll be well-suited for Wall Street. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3801 Yes,sir. Definitely more classic than vintage. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3802 The fly can be tricky - especially if you've never used a cutting torch before. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3803 You'll be all the rage at the next round table meeting. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3804 Yes Sir it does require some bladder control. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3805 We'll hammer out the dress right/dress left issue at the final fitting. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3806 Yes, but a breathable, summerweight chain mail. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3807 In the right pocket you'll find a little bag with a polishing cloth and some WD-40" 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3808 You are certain the invitation said optional? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3809 I'm pretty sure this isn't the 3-piece suit they had in mind. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3810 This week only, two suits come with a steed and lance. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3811 So, does this mean you are saying yes to the dress? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3812 Very popular with the damsels, sir. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3813 Of course, the cufflinks give the look some more polish. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3814 It looks a little dated, but we hear this look is making a comeback 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3815 Sir, this one takes you from day to knight! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3816 The mace is optional. Try to remember your exact wording when the expression "a little chunky" slipped out over breakfast this morning. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3817 It's what Jeff Sessions wears to work. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3818 I think the helmet adds a certain 'je ne sais quoi'. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
3819 These are pajamas - only for knight-time. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3820 Alterations are just $1,999 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
3821 It really makes your eyes pop. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3822 This should cut down on the groping, let me know if you need another session. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3823 Yes sir perfect for eluding those meddling kids and their pesky dog 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3824 May I suggest a single pleat? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3825 A 44 Regular is all you. Now may I suggest a feather to complete the outfit. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3826 you'll have it for years- it wears like iron! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3827 Well hell, Frank, what do you *want* me to say? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3828 ...and best of all, it's already ironed." 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3829 Tell me again whose ass you want to get medieval on 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3830 The riveting makes you look riveting. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3831 With the direction our country is headed in, it will be fashionable in no time. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3832 The gauntlets really set off the brigandine! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3833 they sure don't make them like they used to, sir 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3834 Now this suit will really show your co-workers you mean business! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3835 Preparing for a knight out on the town, huh? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3836 It's perfect for going day to knight. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3837 It's moth-resistant and guaranteed not to shrink! 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
3838 Does this loin guard make my butt look big? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3839 It's the top seller from our new #MeToo Collection 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3840 I'm telling you, shining is so middle ages. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3841 And that's not all..it even has a toilet app. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3842 Yes, yes. This is the lightweight version. Very popular amongst our customers for the warm summer months. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3843 Yes, Donald, this suit is impervious to slings and arrows. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3844 All the other cabinet members have bought one. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3845 No, this suit does not make you look fat. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3846 I swear Madonna it is an original, Gaga has never worn it. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3847 All you need is a little dab of oil. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3848 I tell ya. It's the 5th one I've sold today. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3849 Do you feel safe now, Mr. Pruitt? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3850 Yes, Mr. President. This shall protect you splendidly from the slings and arrows of fake news. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3851 It’s only good for slings and arrows. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3852 In addition to the previous three colors offered on the armor, gold, silver, and space gray – we are now offering a rose gold option. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3853 Our metallurgist will happily make any alterations. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3854 We call this model the Over-armor. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3855 I think the drape is fine. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3856 To remind you Sir, shining will be complimentary with your purchase 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3857 Concentrate hard enough and you can see the corporate raider inside you. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3858 Yes, it does look like you’ve gained a little weight. I’ll let out the waist a bit. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3859 Finally I can relax and be less self conscious at the beach. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3860 Dress right or dress left, sir? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3861 I know it's a bit tight in the chest and inseam,but it's what all the members of congress are wearing these days. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3862 The seat could use a little taking in. We'll have it back to you in six months. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3863 It screams, "Bring it!" 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
3864 No this is very slimming on you sir! “ 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3865 Will that be lined or unlined, sir? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3866 Alterations will be extra. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3867 Alterations on this suit are more expensive, but we believe they are well worth the price. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3868 You’re ass looks fantastic 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3869 Yes, Sirrah, the codpiece is brass-lined. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3870 You can't get a subpoena past this suit! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3871 If I may say so, Sir, it really suits you. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3872 It’s slimming ! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3873 We have an armorer on site for alterations. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3874 Rustproofing, Sir, comes at a slight surcharge. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3875 For the more adventurous bride-to-be. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3876 It suits you well. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3877 This is perfect for a knight on the town! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3878 This week only, you get a free lube job every 5,000 miles! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3879 I think you'll find this suit will be 'de rigueur' during the midterms, Congressman. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3880 This Prom Knight will be one to remember. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3881 No, I’m sorry, alterations are not included. Our tailor quit last week. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3882 Entry requires a clank shaft. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3883 You're ready for a knight on the town. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3884 Titanium. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3885 The perfect suit for a middle aged man. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3886 Well, yes that will be a problem. Think of it as being in church, sitting in your own pew." 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3887 All we need to do is shorten the sleeves. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3888 Guaranteed not rust 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3889 "And it's great for parties because it's 100% stainless. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3890 You'll slay 'em during Fashion Week. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3891 Milady requests that I give you a polish before you meet up this evening with milady, Mr. Knight. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3892 ...and it will deflect all incoming tweets. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3893 It suits you. The damsels will love it. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3894 Can you show me something in copper? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3895 Medieval is the new sexy. We call it "50 Shades of Steel". 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3896 It’s the latest in wrinkle free. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3897 "I have a shipment of Crusadewear that just came in." 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3898 You say it is for a blind date? My motto is, "You never have a second chance to make a first impression." 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3899 Yes sir, the helmet is rather uncomfortable, but when riding in New Hampshire is not mandatory. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3900 I’ll call the blacksmith to shorten the inseam 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3901 Buy this model today and we will attach next year’s codpiece. Mike Ackley, Moorestown, New Jersey 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3902 Yes, it should be entirely appropriate for your next briefing to Congress. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3903 This suit comes with a lance but there's no steed unless you want to try on our silver model 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3904 I think it’s a little too combative for the condo board meeting 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3905 Watch out for loose rivets." 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3906 And, of course, it comes with a free set of Under Armour briefs and t-shirt. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3907 If we lengthen the breast plate it will give you a more modern look. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3908 Yes, we think retro is in--for fall, of course. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3909 You know I'm a big fan of tradition myself, but perhaps you should consider something in either Kevlar or titanium. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3910 Wait until you try to take it off. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3911 Your fit is our iron clad guaranty 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3912 I have an accent broadsword in the back that would go perfectly with this! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3913 Yes of course, Sir Pruitt, we've included the deluxe stealth package upon your command. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3914 A knight at the opera. Sounds like fun Mr. Marx! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3915 I'm in the administration and need a new suit to go out to restaurants... 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3916 This is our self-shining model. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3917 Trust me, the virtual reality headsets are becoming very life-like 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3918 Our tactical coach seating travel suit comes in silver or black, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3919 The suit IS a little clunky, yes, but it's perfect for self-driving car enthusiasts -- it's crash resistant AND fireproof! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3920 Very American-chic. Beautiful metal from Canada, assembled with care in China. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3921 I think you look stunningly intimidating, sir. Now, get back to the Hill and PREVAIL! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3922 Our alterations man can make it look like it’s bespoke. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3923 I beg to differ, sir. Those squeaks fit perfectly at the joints. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3924 After your first day at the White House you can change into something less obvious. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3925 As Press Secretary to the President, you'll define the word "style". 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3926 Very good sir, would you like a Sabre to go with that? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3927 It will most certainly turn heads, sir. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3928 While I would agree the suit is 'lit', I should be clear that it is not resistant to dragons. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3929 Mr. President , this suit will protect you from all insults, except the verbal ones 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3930 No sir, I'm terribly sorry. It does not come in linen. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3931 Damsels prefer this model 2 to 1 over the Conquistador. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3932 Actually, what your where underneath is completely up to you. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3933 You’ll thank me later. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3934 I’m sorry that you don’t like it, Ironman. My suits are made the old- fashioned way. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3935 The Look is sleek...strong ...AND recyclable. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3936 I don't think taking it in is such a good idea. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3937 With this you and Wonder Woman will have many nights in shining amour. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3938 Instead of a free tie,you get a can of 3-in-1 oil. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3939 Between this and a can of silicone spray, this baby'll take you right on through the Apocalypse. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3940 It’s popular again among the self-driving car set 1.2065 0.05893 92 80 5 7
3941 Yes, very busy. A lot of knights are updating wardrobes before the tariffs start. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3942 Just needs a little give in the waist — you could pick it up in 5!or 6 months. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3943 Guaranteed not to bulge when a chick throws you a rose. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3944 Half the value is seeing the looks on the peasants' faces. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3945 Look if you really want to joust with her, you've got to show that chivalry isn't dead. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3946 Yes, it is drip dry and wrinkle free. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3947 Retro really suits you. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3948 ‘Oil,’ sir? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3949 With our finest stainless and a wire whisk you will not only slay your foe but make of him a Velouté. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3950 If I might be so bold, would you consider something with a more contemporary look, perhaps fatigues? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3951 additionally, sir, it nobly enhances your stiff upper lip. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3952 Actually, it’s good if you spill oil on it. 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
3953 I see you found a silver lining. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3954 Sorry, Sir! Kevlar has yet to be invented! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3955 If you buy this outfit you'll be the only person who can claim that he's REALLY into heavy metal" 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3956 Ah, now the emperor does have new clothes! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3957 Tailor made for your next town hall meeting. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3958 Just curious, how long have you been out of the workforce? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3959 I'm sorry sir. It doesn't come in black. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3960 ‘It’s you!’ if I may say so, sir. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3961 It's perfect for working with the Trump administration 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3962 It may not protect your crossing the border but the Goths will be of no concern. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3963 It's one size fits all; let's hope you'll grow into it. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3964 The Royals will love it. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3965 And with your extra 20% off, it's a steel. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3966 I just sold one to C-3PO. He's a bit of a Luddite. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3967 ....... and you can stop worrying about the bad guy with a gun 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3968 Fake News andAlternativeFacts Protection Suit. It’s the Art of the Deal that counts!! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3969 At home you lift the vizier . 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
3970 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I suggested “vintage.” 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3971 Oil rubbed bronze, and satin nickle are popular, but polished chrome is coming back. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3972 Yes, it's a very traditional look, but one that we're confident is coming back into style. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3973 We offer free alterations with our in-house welder. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3974 It's what all the stylish conservative speakers are wearing to their college speaking engagements. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3975 You mentioned that you were jousting for that senior management position? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3976 You sure she didn't mean one "knight" stand? 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3977 Yes...we can let it out a little...but I can't guarantee it will get back to you by the mid terms. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3978 We can add cuffs, but the welder is extra. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3979 Yes, I know I look good in it, but do you think it is right for Prom? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3980 Insert your lame anti-trump joke here. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3981 He said he as going to drain the swamp, but he just created a cesspool. You will need all the protection you can get. 1.2065 0.05893 92 80 5 7
3982 No, your butt looks great in it, Arthur! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3983 Being the archenemy to the Dark Knight will not make you any lighter, Sir. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3984 Your ass still looks big. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
3985 It has to be a keeper, there's no way to get u out. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3986 It’s perfect for hostile takeovers and also comes in a summer weight mail. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3987 Quite a popular choice for those first meeting their future in-laws. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3988 I think that would pair nicely with a chain-mail pocket square. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3989 Sir, being someone's "knight in shining armor" is only a figure of speech. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3990 It's a very versatile look. It can go directly from the subway to the board room. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3991 With you suitably garbed,your Damsel need not be distressed. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3992 Yes sir, we do offer complimentary tailoring once our blacksmith returns. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3993 Did I mention our fealty rewards program? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3994 It's the cut and style El Cid wore. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3995 Interesting choice for a first date. 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
3996 It’s very popular with members of the current administration... 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3997 It's perfect. We want those pauldrons hugging the shoulders. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3998 Don't worry if it's a little loose in the crotch. It will ride up with wear. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3999 It's all the rage with the White House press corps. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4000 Remember, the suit adds ten pounds. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4001 This is the perfect power suit for you on windy days Mr. President. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4002 It's tailored specifically to stand up under cross-examination. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4003 This isn't what we meant when we asked if you could work night shifts. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4004 and its never needs ironing 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4005 Of course, this come with a free undercoat. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4006 If it's too tight, we can use a few squirts of WD40 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4007 It's not the latest style,but it is a power look. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4008 Why, on earth, would you need a rust belt? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4009 You certainly are prepared for any situation" 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4010 Looks great on you! Fits you like a gauntlet. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4011 With the price of steel going up, you'll be lucky to even find one of these beauties soon. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4012 Will she like it? It's an iron clad sure thing! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4013 If you need alterations the welder is in on Thursdays. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4014 I hope this suit meets your requirements for a bespoke suit. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4015 Your friend Vaclav decided on something a bit lighter and more flexible, he told me to tell you that "the Czech's in the mail." 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4016 And, best of all, you only have to change the oil every 10,000 miles. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4017 Its permanent press. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4018 Looks like it may be pinching on the rise. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4019 And this week, our scabbards are 30% off. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4020 Yes it protects you from face slaps AND in case she throws hot coffee in your face numerous drain holes protect the rest of your body from scalding. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4021 I think you're ready to do battle, sir ! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4022 We have a strict no return policy. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4023 It's this season's easiest day-to-knight look 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4024 Its our finest suit ,thanks to the new needle!! 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4025 That codpiece fits perfectly! 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4026 Good choice. The last CEO went with a light weight wool. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4027 You see, it's my last week after 42 years... 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4028 The welder will be here on Wednesday, Sir. Do you dress on the left or right 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4029 You'll command respect in the boardroom. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4030 This suit has a very slimming effect on you. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4031 It's the new Over Under Armour line." 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4032 We also have it in camouflage 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4033 It fits you to a T, Mr. President—and it’ll be perfect for mingling among the populace. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4034 Of course it'll work! Every girl's waiting for her knight in shining armor. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4035 This is the latest in "I didn't ask for it" fashion. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4036 When I said you have to move away from office casual, I didn't mean so far away. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4037 It's the perfect outfit for when you disclose your affair! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4038 Yes, it's a XXL, but there's been a lot of size inflation since the middle ages. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4039 It's what everyone will be wearing while awaiting their pardons. It almost makes you look innocent... 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4040 Trust me. No one can tell, Guinevere. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4041 I'm sure you're aware that chivalry never goes out of style. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4042 The King has gotten cheap; they don't make armor like they used to. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4043 It also comes in double-breasted, and includes two gauntlets plus your choice of mace, battleaxe, or lance. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4044 Of course, the oil can comes with it. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
4045 It's more of a night suit than a day suit 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4046 If it feels baggy, our welder can take it in for you. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4047 And it comes with an iron-clad warranty. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4048 Our tailor is expert with acetylene. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4049 You’re going to like the way you joust, I guarantee it. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4050 If the breast plate is too snug, we can let it out. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4051 Since our last shareholders meeting, the board has thought it best to upgrade your wardrobe" 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4052 Sure it's nice... and inexpensive. But the horse will cost you a kingdom, however. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4053 You're now well suited to join the Trump administration. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4054 Sir, this is our best personal protective attire for married gentlemen. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4055 Try the left side 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4056 Is this bomb proof too? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4057 It has the new breathable mail lining. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
4058 It also comes in black. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4059 Do you prefer the Armoni or the Armour? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
4060 Really, a great way to make a statement in 2018 and selfies very well. Likes for days guaranteed. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4061 If the bees can sting through it you get double your money back. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4062 We can take in the visor, but I'm afraid we can't do much about the fauld. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4063 It looks really good on you. It comes with a free umbrella since you won't want to get it rained on. 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
4064 It’s made from the finest recycled yacht parts. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
4065 With the new tariff, your suit of armor is going to cost 30% more. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4066 I need to look sharp for the beheading tomorrow. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4067 It’s our new ‘Conquistador’ cut. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4068 Just perfect for your special knight out, sir! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4069 You do realize it will be a bit difficult to take in in the shoulders. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4070 No Sir, it certainly does not make your butt look big! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4071 I could take a little off the waist” 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4072 007, this will get you a seat at the round table 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4073 Will you be tilting at Cambridge this summer, sir, or at your wind farm in the North Sea? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4074 You can dress it up or dress it down. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4075 It's "Dry Clean Only"--don't put it in the washing machine. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4076 Will you be taking your regular table by the door,Ms. Nielson 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4077 It's 1 percent spanx, sir. It will stretch with wear. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4078 See? No more dad-bod! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4079 Bulletproof, maybe, tweed, no, but you never have to check to see if your fly is open. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4080 This also comes in black if you need something more evil and slimming. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4081 Lance, sword, crossbow, and battle-axe. I'm afraid you'll need something stronger for tweets. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4082 As great looking on a steed as in the office. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4083 Early Renaissance is definitely making a comeback, and it brings out your dimples sir. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4084 And it comes with a free one year supply of Rustoleum. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4085 What side do you dress on? A quite critical question for this particular garment. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4086 I can assure you no one at Camelot will be wearing this collection. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4087 Of course, the visor is extra. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4088 I told you downing that Big Gulp on the way was a bad idea. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4089 This one may shrink an ounce, you may want to try the XL. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4090 I don't know, are you sure the culet doesn't make my butt look too big? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4091 And it comes with a second pair of pants 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4092 No, sir, I do not think it makes your butt look fat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4093 just look at the way that Italian steel drapes 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4094 ..and that's our double-breasted Lancerlot in a 42 long... perfect for any medieval occasion. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4095 If you don't forward this to your whole family... no,not that kind of chain mail! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4096 Dress for the job you want. . ." 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4097 It even comes with a cummerbund, sir, for knight-time wear. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4098 We can have it lubed up for you in a jiffy. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4099 This is what's recommended at a Black Plague Optional affair. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4100 A copper chain mail vest would go nicely. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4101 You're totally slaying it. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4102 And,as always,hammering out is no charge. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4103 With this particular suit a bow tie might be overkill... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4104 Maybe a little but your knees look great! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4105 Can I show you a mace to go with that? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4106 Expensive, yes, but you qualify for discounts on medical and life insurance premiums. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4107 So you really think it really suits me? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4108 Unfortunately we can't hem this pair, Sir. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4109 For a small monthly charge, you can be covered for repairs. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4110 Ah, you said Ar-MAN-i. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4111 Now, what were you thinking in regards to accessories? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4112 When justice comes, you'll be ready. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4113 I recommend a red pocket square to complement your bicycle. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4114 You’ll be fine, imperviousness is back. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4115 I know I said I wanted structure, but isn't this is a bit much? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4116 It also comes "pre-battered" 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4117 The price includes a can of WD 40. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4118 This one comes with a lifetime warranty. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4119 I know. I know. Definitely nothing off the rack. But you have to admit it. This is a perfect fit. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4120 It takes you from day to knight,effortlessly. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4121 Guaranteed tweet-proof! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4122 With the classic power suit what you sacrifice in comfort and mobility, you more than make up for in intimidation 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4123 An excellent choice, sir; a much better look for you than the plaid. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4124 We call the short gloves "snail mail." 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4125 For authenticity we omit the zipper, but the firm supplies rubber bands. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4126 Perfect for the boardroom or just throwing down the gauntlet. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4127 -If I were her, I'd say no. -It's symbolic, Greg. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4128 Definitely not commando. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4129 It’s our latest laser cut! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4130 I'll take one in every color! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4131 Who said chivalry was dead? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4132 We can do some alterations. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4133 Clink something if you are being held against your will. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4134 Yes,technically it's a suit,but not one preferable for business attire. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4135 It is what everyone is wearing this season 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4136 You did ask for a durable fabric; the lance is extra. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4137 I'd suggest going right before the event. And frankly, Sir, at your age I wouldn't plan on staying until it's over. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4138 We live by our motto that, "Clothes make the man." 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4139 If you're going for the hipster look, Mr. Stormtrooper, you've nailed it. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4140 It also comes in a shining version. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4141 No more man boobs! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4142 Do you dress to the right or to the left? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4143 It comes in a variety of metals. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4144 I recommend the matte, smudge-proof stainless steel to match your kitchen appliances. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4145 No, I don’t think it makes your hips look too big. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4146 THIS IS PERFECT FOR THE COURT ROOM. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4147 Yes we can let it out some,if that's the look you're going for. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4148 This combo is perfect for those late night crusades. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4149 It's our newest power suit. Let's find you a matching lance or sword. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4150 I know it’s this year’s haute couture, but don’t you think the color and horizontal stripes make my ass look fat? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4151 just remember to bring a can of WD40 if you are going knight clubing 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4152 I realize it’s uncomfortable, but look at it this way. She gets to marry an accountant and fulfill her fantasy at the same wedding. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4153 My mother-in-law bought this same suit for Black Friday and she loves it. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4154 Does this make my chin look too big?” “Oh no sir, big chins are in... 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4155 This week we have a special on matching dragons. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4156 Yas! Yas! Slay! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4157 If I do say so Sir, any damsel-in-distress would find you irresistible 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4158 Our welder can do that over, Knight. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4159 It's our most popular outfit for marriage proposals. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4160 We can take the shoulders in a little. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4161 I love you just the way you are. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4162 This suit brings out the color of your eyes. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4163 A little hammering here, a little riveting there, and it's you -- sir 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4164 They are prohibited in airports, but I do have a selection of horses in the back I can show you. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4165 No, Ms. Clark. I can assure you. Your sexuality will never be an issue. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4166 You are sure to be the brightest looking in the entire ball. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4167 Sun Block 89,Sir. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4168 It also comes in Nantucket Red for a more casual look 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4169 Excellent fit and you’re clearly sending the message that you’ve had it with bullying .... far better choice than the double breasted suit..... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4170 This is part of our nerd's groomsman collection 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4171 I wish I had known about this season’s trend before signing up for that abs-of-steel-personal-training package 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4172 I love this one because it’s formal, but not quite as stuffy as chainmail. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4173 This particular style will always be a bit clanky but if offers a great empire waist profile" 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4174 Pleats are in fashion” 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4175 You look just epic, Sire, but might you ad the steel lubed nut cup? You wouldn't want the boys to get rusty." 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4176 And our in-house blacksmith can iron out those dents in no time. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4177 Tasteful and very understated. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4178 The ladies won't be able to keep their hands off you. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4179 I suggest we take it in a bit. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4180 We call it the subway suit. Very retro. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4181 Your butt looks fine sir. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4182 A feather on top will get you into Buckingham Palace. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4183 If you buy now, I'll remove the chinks and throw in a lance. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4184 It's a bit much for my taste, but this gets the girl every time. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4185 You'll be a hit with the ladies. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4186 Does it make my butt look big? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4187 Platinum or steel? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4188 I don't know...I think it makes your face look fat. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4189 It comes with your choice of a free sword of javelin 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4190 It's very 'metal,' sir. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4191 Have you seen the photos from the MET Gala? I promise this look is in this season. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4192 We have a metalsmith on hand for those who carry left. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4193 Found the perfect knight gown for the Round Table Gala. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4194 It pays for itself because you can sleep in it standing up when you're in between engagements. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4195 You can also get this with low-rider pants. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4196 The suit doesn't make you look fat. The mirror adds 175 pounds. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4197 Besides being wrinkle-free, it comes with free oil changes. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4198 It's heavy, vulnerable to oxidation, squeaky, and makes a lot of noises. I have no idea why you would want this. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4199 Of course if your not from Chicago, we can go in another direction entirely. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4200 Plumes are out this year, but we carry a wide array of axes, maces and swords. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4201 Met gallantry! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4202 This will help you drive through comuuter traffic. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4203 It's our biggest seller from the Matt Lauer Intern collection. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4204 The price includes free alterations, but only for 30 days. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4205 Who's catering the wedding? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4206 Ah yes, that can be a problem. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4207 And it comes with a money-back guaran-steed. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4208 Sir, you're ready for a knight out on the town 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4209 It looks great, old boy, but do you think it might be a bit dated? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4210 that suit of armor comes with an extra set of pants. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4211 Sorry, you’ll have to go to the mall for your maul. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4212 I feel like a knight in shining armour! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4213 You'll be the rage of the age, sir. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4214 You mean the blacksmith 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4215 It'll protect you from everything but the trolls on Facebook. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4216 I would rather get it in green 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4217 You already pulled sword from stone; I'll pull style from glass. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4218 The great thing is that it works for any medieval occasion. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4219 Our tailor is quite talented and can even make adjustments for flatulence. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4220 No, sir. Dry cleaning is not necessary. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4221 It’s a new material...Never needs ironing. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4222 Yes, sir, I did have to make the cuirass a bit more full, but with the extra length in the faulds it’s hardly noticeable. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4223 Yes, sir, we can add some shine, but the lances are in hardware. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4224 A Windsor collar? That may be possible... 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4225 The best thing is that it never needs ironing. Now, how about shoes? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4226 "It's from our feudal sport line. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4227 We can take in the waist and adjust the break. Let me get my soap to mark that inseam and we can get started on the alterations. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4228 If you'd like something a little more lightweight for the summer, our seersucker suits are also nice. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4229 It makes you shine! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4230 This 44-Long is perfect! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4231 And we have an in-house blacksmith who can let out the breastplate in case you have to eat the dragon too. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4232 Of course, if you desire Grade A American Steel, the cost is five times higher. Usually, we just buy Canada or China steel for the cost savings. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4233 So, Mr. Chips, what school do you teach at? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4234 It's a bit tight but we can adjust the fit. I just have to contact the tin smith 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4235 10% off for the scuff from the round table 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4236 Yes, it is slimming, but it's a tad confining." 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4237 I think this is very flattering on you, I could never get away with this. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4238 Don't be a cad, be a Galahad 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4239 . . . and best of all, the seat will never wear out! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4240 It's our new anti-pickpocket line for safe travel. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4241 Though you do way a bit more it is really quite slimming! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4242 Retro 15th century looks good on you. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4243 The relaxed fit works for you. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4244 If you find that too rigid or stiff, may I suggest you try our "relaxed fit" suit? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4245 Your wife called and said you needed an incentive to stay on your diet". 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4246 We call it the Alibi. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4247 Gesundheit! Yes, our accessories include pocket square and ear plugs. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4248 Yeah, but do you think it is too retro? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4249 Do you dress left or right, Sir? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4250 I think you might have gotten a little bit carried away when they told you to dress the old fashioned way. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4251 Even in today's lance-free workplaces this has cachet. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4252 We finally got rid of that collar gap 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4253 It feels a little tight in the you know where. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4254 Altercations will take 2 weeks 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4255 She wanted a night in shining armor. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4256 Mr. Pruitt, here at Armor Amore we offer more than mere tactical pants 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4257 Does my butt look fat in this? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4258 We are much less protected in the Mall of Mirrors, oiu? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4259 We didn't know what to do with all that military funding so hope you like the new uniforms 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4260 No, Sweetheart. It does not make your butt look big! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4261 For the prepared gentleman for attack from the front, and nowhere else. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4262 I can have our blacksmith take in the shoulders just a bit and no damsel in distress will be able to resist you. Should take about a fortnite. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4263 I met my first wife at a Medieval Times too. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4264 It's also wrinkle-proof 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4265 Actually, yes Mr.Rosenstein, it is the latest from the Mueller collection. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4266 Would the gentleman care to try on our seersucker summer version? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4267 Oh Sir, the silver really makes your eyes pop! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4268 It also comes in seersucker. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4269 Do you dress right or dress left, Sir? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4270 It shows a certain imperviousness needed in the Boardroom today 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4271 I trust that you will like our new mail to order service. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4272 Is the cup included? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4273 You're going to save thousands on dry cleaning.... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4274 Yes m'lord, I'll take it in once the welder's back from lunch 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4275 Now there's a man gonna get a little somethin, somethin. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4276 And this is from this season's exclusive Blockchainmaille line. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4277 Accessorizing with a mace would make it simply smashing! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4278 And for a small fee we can add rustproofing. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4279 I'm afraid tailoring it will be a bit difficult. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4280 And with a little turtlewax, this suit will look just as great in five years as it does today. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4281 we can add some shoulder pads for comfort if you like 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4282 It matches your eyes. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4283 It also comes in aluminum - for the summer. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4284 We call it the knight in shining armor series, very popular in spring. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4285 And it comes with two codpieces 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4286 It’s a perfect fit and you will be steeled-up for your power lunch 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
4287 I dub thee overdressed. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4288 I thought you asked for a suit of armor not a suit and armoire. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4289 Quite right sir, no substitute for Old World style 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4290 A suit of mail for the casual male 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4291 This particular suit features our finest weave of chainmail 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4292 Agreed. It’s a style change. But these are dangerous times. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4293 It’s been very popular with guests that will be attending the White House 4th of July picnic. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4294 They say it's the new black. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4295 With the Me Too movement in full swing, the Knight in Shinning Armor is on the cusp of a roaring come back! You look positively gallant!! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4296 It looks blacksmith-made, sir. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4297 Yes sir it fits well. If you like it Iwould purchase before the tariff takes hold. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4298 It has a nice Retro look with an old Military flair. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4299 Well suited for the Mid-term Campaign, I might add. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4300 It's from the Knigths in White Satin collection 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4301 And the best part? No starch 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4302 We'll shine you up, and you'll be ready to go. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4303 This is our "press conference" line. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4304 No harm will come to one such fashionably dressed. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4305 Very good sir. I’ll get the blacksmith to shorten the sleeves. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4306 It's from the Tony Stark Collection. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4307 Your suit comes with a chastity belt for your wife. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4308 We recommend four cans of WD-40. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4309 "And the best part? It's wash-and-wear!" 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4310 We have to know for the final fitting, do you wear it on the left or the right? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4311 For a casual event, may I suggest the relaxed fit? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4312 Add a shield and a lance and this suit will carry you through the Crusades. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4313 Would you like to see something more shiny? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4314 Tailoring not included in armor suits. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4315 Fortunately, we got it here before the tariffs go into effect! It's a real bargain! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4316 Sir, I already told you that last time that you cannot wear that in our store. I've called security and... wait... are you peeing in there? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4317 Well, I must say, with this selection you look extremely suspicious. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4318 The finest in knightwear, Sir. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4319 100 % U.S. steel, so no tariff. Form fitting, so no SPANX needed. Teflon coated, so moral outrage slides right off. It's just screams "you", Mr. Trump. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4320 Sir, there's no one here named Sancho and I really don't recommend wearing that to the press conference. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4321 Makes you look like a million bucks. And it only costs half of that! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4322 That’s a hand-smelt steel lacquered with a mace-proof and flame-resistant finish seam sealed to prevent arrow wounds. We’re thought of everything, sir. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4323 Here's an outfit from our new feudal collection. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4324 just look, mind you, at the size of those hands, perfect 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4325 Yes, it is a bit snug, but a great incentive to stick to that diet. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4326 ... and finally,it protects against Lyme. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4327 Tight in the crotch? Shall I fetch the Gelder, or will the Mohel do? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4328 Yes, but the special price just runs to the end of the Republican Primary season. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4329 I'm telling you, buddy, these suits wear like iron. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4330 We call it the "Teflon Don" . 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4331 Yes,it's expensive. And no,we don't take shillings. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4332 You'll definitely need a power shield to go with that work suit. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4333 Defeating pickpockets since the 15th Century 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4334 It also comes with an Owner's Manual programmed right inside that suit, Sir. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4335 100% tear resistant too. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4336 I think we should take in the vambraces an inch or two. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4337 How frequent is your frequency? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4338 Well, it does make it look big. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4339 It's from a new company, Over Armour and you'll never have to iron it! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4340 This will end your need for handlers. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4341 This suit uses an old but well established approach to permanent press. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4342 It’s just the thing for those slings and arrows! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4343 Yes, wed DO have a smaller size, but then where would you keep your viagra? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4344 And in that neighborhood you live in, you won't have to be concerned with taking it off at night. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4345 May I suggest an ascot my lord to give you a softer look?" 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
4346 You won't find a more vintage suit. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4347 It's a versatile style. Looks great with either a mace or a broadside. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4348 Wrinkle resistant? Of course! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4349 It’s great for quests, jousts, and political arguments. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4350 This is our new lightweight, breathable armor for your casual battle 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4351 If you prefer we have it in Corinthian leather. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4352 "If you're going to be standing near the hearth, I'd recommend the optional insulation package." 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4353 and you can say good-bye to your worries about gun control... 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4354 Yes. It makes you look fat. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4355 The horse and lance are extra!! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4356 Look, this is what the rest of the groomsmen are wearing. If you didn't want a higher defense stat, you shouldn't have RSVPed for +1. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4357 It's also available in a capri. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4358 Sir, your butt looks perfectly thin...for now. You will have to take this off on occasion. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4359 Yes sir. A splendid choice for the mid-term campaign. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4360 It is guaranteed to be Mueller proof! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4361 The vambraces look fine to me, but the gorget needs to be taken in just a pinch. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4362 It's designed for corporate America. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4363 Mid-century medieval is what everyone is wearing. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4364 The stylish knee cap is particularly fetching. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
4365 #MeToo says this outfit is de rigeuer this season. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4366 All the school kids are wearing it these days. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4367 It takes twenty pounds off you. Seriously. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4368 It's all about making a good first impression 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4369 Looks a bit heavy in the seat. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
4370 Second press conference, Mr. President? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4371 Do you have one in a tweed? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4372 Yes sir, it's both breathable and recyclable. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4373 In a reflection of the times, we used Medieval attire as inspiration for the new Space Force uniforms. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4374 It comes with a lifetime money-back guarantee. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4375 Yes,it does come with a second air of pants. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4376 You said you needed a suit to knight. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
4377 It's on sale, and for a limited time only, rust-proofing is free. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4378 The helmet adds 10 pounds. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4379 Your girl wants chivalry, not wackadoo. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
4380 How about if I throw in free rustproofing? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
4381 you look like shit 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4382 It's vented...for a more comfortable bleed-out. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4383 Do we mail the male mail or will you pick it up, Mr. Pruitt? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4384 If you like it, I’d suggest a no-iron shirt. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4385 The bathroom can be a challenge, but you are shining wonderfully, sir! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4386 Mademoiselle D'Arc, with this darling ensemble you will be sure to make history. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4387 To coin a phrase, it suits you! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4388 A rivet here, a weld here and there and a few screws- we'll it fitting like a gauntlet 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4389 Sorry, there's just no getting around that fat ass of yours. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4390 All set for stepping in front of America now Donald. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4391 Buy it today and get a free can of silicone lubricant. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4392 Stainless steel is the new white. -Paige Turner, Laurel Maryland (Markell & Stephen West plus Thomas Potter). markellorhighwater@gmail.com 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4393 ...and plus it's wrinkle-free. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4394 We’ve greatly improved toilet accessibility 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4395 A minor adjustment to your codpiece, my liege .... and you'll be ready to run the gauntlet. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
4396 Forget those Italian imports, we’ve got the finest steel and iron suits made right here in the U.S.A.! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4397 Actually, it’s evening wear. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4398 Do you mind if I check your inseam? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4399 Headpiece by Helmut Lang, tee and briefs by Under Armour 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4400 The price will soon rise due to the administration imposed tariffs on overseas metals. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4401 As you see we have quite the extensive knight wear collection. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4402 we call it the Camelot look. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4403 This style still provides some battle-axe protection while offering more sword fighting flexibility. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4404 We also have this in Zoot, Civil Action and Birthday. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
4405 It comes with an iron clad guarantee.. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4406 ...and have our own welder if you ever need it altered or taken in. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
4407 Yes, two pair of pants are included with cod pieces 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4408 Anachronistic, maybe. But what the look has got going for it is a strong defensive stance when speaking truth to power. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4409 Wd40 is included as our gift to you 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4410 Besides the cuffs, may I also suggest that the matching battle ax and long sword would make a wonderful summer ensemble? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4411 You are going to slay when you show up wearing this! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
4412 Our welder can have that shortened by Friday 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4413 Perhaps a pocket square? 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
4414 It also comes in steel gray or Gothic Green, and Anna in Alternations can firm up that helmet for you, sir. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4415 Sir, alterations are extra. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4416 So you dress on the left. Is this comfortable? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
4417 Don't worry. A poker face is child's play as compared to this! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4418 A sword, I've been told, increases the virility of the bearer. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4419 I guess it's a good thing that ALL suits are on sale at Men's Warehouse.. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4420 It's what all the politicians are wearing this season. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4421 And if things go south, it's also great for divorce proceedings. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4422 Naturally,it's not non-iron. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
4423 No sir, it won't bring back civility. The Age of Camelot is a myth. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4424 and each suit comes with a complimentary can of WD-40. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4425 Ah, yes. No one will see between the fireplace and grandfather clock. Thanks Q. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
4426 No, I don't think it's too stiff for the occasion. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4427 Styles go full circle. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4428 Excellent choice, sir. Our ‘shining armour’ Model attracts ladies while providing solid protection against sexual assault allegations. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4429 This suit prevents forward head posture. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4430 This suit says you Mr. Trump 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4431 They’re coming back in style. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4432 Wrench and oil can not included. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4433 It's No-Iron, Slim-Fit sir 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4434 I think it's very slimming. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4435 It really sets off the blue of your eyes." 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4436 It's our new line of Knightwear. Never needs ironing. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4437 Now, doesn't this beat a mail order? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4438 Too literal? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4439 Good choice. My mother-in-law plays it pretty medieval as well. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4440 You can finally fulfill your fiance’s dreams of marrying a knight in white and shining armor. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4441 It comes complete with a sword and two cans of WD-40. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4442 Perhaps madam would like to try something from our signature Badass Collection 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4443 Excellent choice for your financial presentation to the Board. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4444 Its Burberry's latest in 'Joust Casual... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
4445 Show her chivalry isn't dead. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4446 It might be a little TOO vintage. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4447 Don't you think this is more of a winter suit? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4448 Thought I should tell you, this one is bullet AND water proof 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4449 It's the latest thing that all the Administration insiders are wearing. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
4450 Now you can walk proudly down the streets of Canada in your MAGA hat. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4451 Expensive? You get what you pay for. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4452 The renaissance look is in style now! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4453 Its a bit high-waisted, but it does seem to suit you. Sir. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4454 It's from the Harvey Weinstein line. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4455 A Dark Ages consumer is our best customer. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4456 Let them try to tell you to grow a thicker skin now, Ms. Taylor. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4457 You won't need a cup. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4458 If you can't decide, why not try on one of our hazmat suits? 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
4459 We can make any adjustments you need. Our blacksmith is here on Mondays. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4460 The classic look suits you, sir. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4461 Mr. Manafort, do you really think this attire is necessary for your court appearance? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4462 Another plus is no dry-cleaning but do keep a can of WD-40 handy. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4463 We also have it in camel hair. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4464 Metallic is very on-trend for Spring 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4465 And the best part is, cufflinks are included. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
4466 Wrinkle free, always keeps its shape , easy to clean 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4467 Of course we include a complimentary case of WD-40. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4468 This suit comes with a complementary sword and pocket square 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4469 Yes, it comes with two solar powered, motion detected mini exits. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4470 It comes with a second pair of lance. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
4471 This fabric doesn't breathe very well. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4472 This is our standard issue White House wear for new cabinet and staff members! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4473 Not only is it permanent press and stain-resistant, you can wear it at TSA Pre. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4474 The suit comes with a blow torch for at home alterations 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4475 It's good! I'll wear it to work! I'm an Olympic skateboarder. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
4476 How’s the fit in the shoulders? Can you still fight Visigoths? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4477 Even in this time of #MeToo I'm not sure that this will deter them young lady. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4478 And how does it fit in the codpiece? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4479 It's all in the accessories -- shall we try it with that sword from last week's contest? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4480 Sicks and stones will never be a worry! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4481 Yes, we have it in pink, too. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
4482 It comes with a second set of greaves as well as extra harness straps included. Custom tailoring is extra but the smith is on holiday another two weeks. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4483 It hides your fear and flab! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4484 A smart look for a potentially combative board meeting. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4485 Well, it would have been a more comfortable fit if you had told me you dress to the left. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4486 A tuck here, a tuck there... no charge for alterations ! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4487 It deftly conceals the paunch, sir, AND that double chin! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4488 It comes with a 10-Quest Warranty. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4489 You look great. Ladies love a knight in shining armor. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4490 Sometimes we all need time to reflect. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4491 Sure, you’ll be her knight in shining armor—but as a bonus, it’ll also protect you from the daggers your mother-in-law will shoot at you from across the table. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4492 It only comes in one color 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4493 One size fits all and covers practically everything 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4494 Actually sir, with all due respect, I believe the face cover is a bit over the top. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4495 Yes, I’m sure we can get your order in before the new tariffs go into effect 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4496 Of course, jet packs and all that are trendy, but you can't go wrong with this suit, it's a classic 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4497 "If you don't mind my saying so, That suit is you. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4498 Now did you want cuff links or chain links? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4499 With one simple out fit change, you become invisible to #MeToo. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4500 Lapels optional. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4501 Mr Trump-The press awaits you! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4502 I could call around to our other stores to see if we have a medium. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4503 Because you're the very unpopular Cabinet Secretary, this suit should help you last one more conflict of interest. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
4504 I asked for nightwear, not knight-wear!” “I think it suits you, sir. 1.1978 0.05682 91 79 6 6
4505 It comes with a free lube job every six months. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4506 Clothes make the man, Mr. Kent 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4507 Now, Sire, you're all set to join the forces of reaction. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
4508 I addition to being the height of fashion, it resists wrinkles and has an iron-clad guaranty. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4509 And matching socks go with it! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4510 I think we should take a little off the sleeves, sir. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4511 No one will tell you it makes you look fat. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
4512 This is from our vintage collection...please hand wash only. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4513 Can you let it out in the chest plate a little? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
4514 We built special panels that open up for that 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4515 I don't think that your Trump joke shall be taken that badly in Idaho. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
4516 And this suit comes with a quick release button and storage unit in case you absolutely have to go to the bathroom." 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4517 Alterations? … well, … 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
4518 We can't offer same-day alterations on this one, I'm afraid. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4519 All the CEOs are wearing them these days. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4520 Of course we have it in khaki for casual Friday. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4521 Expensive, yes, but it will see you out, sir. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
4522 We also have something in a lighter weight for the summer. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4523 We sell a lot of these before Thanksgiving. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4524 It is the latest style for your Senate confirmation hearing. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4525 it's all the rage among border patrol agents. The kids love it. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
4526 Sir , you will definitely not need tick spray.” 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4527 The cuffs are a touch of genius, sir. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4528 Sir, We use only the very best plate steel. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4529 I see you're meeting with the president today. Good choice, good choice! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4530 Other than a little long in the sleeves it’s perfect. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4531 Can you come in for a fitting next week? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4532 It's a little pricey but we'll throw in a shield and a sword for another $50 bucks. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4533 Our Summer line will be in next week 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4534 It is a timeless classic and projects a certain vulnerability. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4535 Man at Arms IS a little understated, but we upgrade with a Deluxe Battle-Axe. The chicks will notice... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4536 Does this one come in ‘stretch’? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4537 It's a good fit. Tight belly tuck. No more bowlegs, hunched shoulders. You could be a statue in the park. And get this, we can put your family seal on the breastplate. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4538 You'll be the envy of everyone at the anti-fa protest. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4539 Your choice of suit has very hard lines. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4540 Certainly you look cool, Mr. President. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4541 And Agincourt is so delightful to pronounce." 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4542 Can I suggest an accessory? I'm thinking a regal stallion will really complete this look. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4543 it's you. It's definitely you! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4544 You’ll just love our new summer-weight line. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4545 Shining Armor was only a Black Friday special. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4546 Ready to visit those children at the border? You are safe Mr. President, believe me. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4547 For a little extra we can put flames on the helmet. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4548 This montage we're in is getting pretty weird. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4549 Now, if you would allow me to show you the perfect accessory from our exclusive “Mace Collection.... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4550 Bruce, you're taking the dark knight a little too far. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4551 The style may be medieval but the security is 21st Century. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4552 Il y a mieux, mais c'est plus cher! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4553 The president will be pleased. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4554 They do say it's a brutal job market. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4555 ...and perfect for your divorce court appearance. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4556 Lifting the visor might help,Sir1 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4557 Wrinkle-free, just as you requested. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4558 Steel with spandex. Gives just a little, in all the right places. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4559 It' s the latest in Republican Town Hall meeting wear this summer. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4560 It's the First Amendment of the suit business. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4561 And it’s guaranteed rust resistant through three crusades. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4562 It’s expensive but you’d save money on ballast, sunglasses, and colanders... 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4563 IT COMES WITH A MATCHING BRIEFCASE 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4564 It's the latest style. Teflon is so last year. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4565 But we do charge for alterations. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4566 Every minority needs one these days. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4567 We can adjust the fit. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4568 It's the latest in late knight apparel! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4569 We call it a "non-iron" suit, sir, but of course it's very much an iron suit. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4570 The sleeves are a little long, but they'll ride up with wear. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4571 This is from our Knight in Shining Armor collection. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4572 A real steal, and one of our hottest numbers. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4573 This is all-weather. With the new technology it won't rust in rain or snow. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4574 Well, she has called me her knight in shining armor” 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4575 Rest assured: You won't meet yourself coming and going. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4576 It’s a nice alternative to poly. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4577 It really accentuates your figure. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4578 I was going for something more along the lines of Kiera Knightley 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4579 It projects old world strength, Mr. President 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4580 We also have this model in plaid or herringbone. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4581 Do you have anything with a little more shine? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4582 Might I suggest kevlar, Master Bruce? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4583 It's perfect for a shotgun wedding! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4584 For an extra grand we'll through in a heart. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4585 By the way, congratulations on pulling out the sword in Contest #619.” 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4586 And it will last you and be in style for ages. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4587 I think you are all set for your blind date sir 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4588 It's perfect for that corporate take over meeting. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4589 It’s great for flying as long as your boarding pass says TSA pre 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4590 It will also protect you from insect bites." 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4591 Have you signed up for our mailing list? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4592 This is “Armór” by Knight & Gale. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4593 If you buy today, I'll throw in the can of WD-40 for free. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4594 I distinctly said, "with" cuffs! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4595 And now, which colour horse? Wait there, I’ll bring one of each. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4596 Pissing's a chore, but it doesn't get any more 'knight on the town.' 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4597 It's a bespoke suit. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4598 I know you don't love her, but is this the answer? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4599 It comes with a matching hammer and sword 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4600 It also comes in herringbone. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4601 You look good! But, can you still tweet in that outfit? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4602 I don't really care for armor. Do you? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4603 The suit looks just fine.Remember when you have it on dont drink too much water. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4604 I recently sold the same suit to the new Presidential press secretary. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4605 And it's perfect for a blind date or a knight on the town. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4606 And, of course, it has RFDI protection. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4607 You'll look great at night. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4608 Does this armor make my butt look fat? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4609 Well yes, it does make you look heavier... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4610 Think how much you will save on dry cleaning. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4611 I see London, I see France....how about some Under Armor underpants? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4612 It comes with a matching sword. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4613 It's a wonderful fit. And it comes with 2 pairs of pants. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4614 Impeccable fit! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4615 You say you were just an uptight kid before you got into metal 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4616 No-Iron? No. Dry-Clean Only. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4617 Oh god, I never expected such a hard role in modelling. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
4618 This is our least popular suit, aside from pinstripe of course. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4619 You're going to like the way you look in our shining armor. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4620 Sir, we would be happy to let the seat out for you. However, you must stand quite still during the fitting. The armor welder we have on staff is somewhat superannuated, and trembles just a bit. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4621 ...plus, ironing will be a relic of the past 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4622 This number is a favorite with White House Press Secretaries 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4623 It's a good reflection of a period piece. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4624 And we offer free alterations should your ideology drift to the right. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4625 You look good pal. The Wizard is sure to give you a heart. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4626 I’d advise against a stiffy, if you’ll pardon the iron’y... 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4627 I'm sure you're the Knight in shining armour she's been looking for all her life, sir. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4628 She'll love the way you look 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4629 Ok, Sarah, it may protect you from the slings and arrows of the press but Donald Trump can penetrate it with his super powers. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4630 It will "steel" the show! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4631 No, I asked if you wanted to get a piece of cod at lunch. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4632 Now let's go read those twitter comments, sir. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4633 I think it will go very well with a black horse. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4634 People like you are why I'm retiring. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4635 GQ says it’s the latest look for a knight on the town. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4636 It won’t save you, but at least you won’t be able to hear them. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4637 Trust me, if you're going to run in a Republican primary, you're going to wsnt this. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4638 Goes great with your beard, glasses and soy latte. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4639 It's called the Spokesperson. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4640 When will my reflection show who I am inside? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4641 It might be a little tight, but I'd advise against it. Alterations are a nightmare! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4642 So you just got one of those self-driving cars? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4643 For only an additional $9.99 we will provide you with an emergency escape plan and requisite can opener. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4644 Ah, a night on the town. Yes, that does make more sense. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4645 You'll have it just in time for opening school week. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4646 Working at the White House requires this newly designed uniform! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4647 Yes, Mr. Trump, it is you against the world, and your new suit will protect you from all the slings and arrows aimed at your awful behavior. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4648 For an extra hundred dollars, we'll treat it with Ziebart. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4649 It comes with a bespoke lance. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4650 Dry-clean only, sir. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4651 Just the thing for a knight on the town, sir. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4652 So you plan to wear this when you binge watch the 'Game of Thrones?' 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4653 I’ll start being off putting to your love interest at 735pm, and you show up in the shining armor by 745pm. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4654 It makes you look a foot taller 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4655 And it comes with free polishing, sir. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4656 It's the latest in shining armor! 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4657 It’s a bit dated, but it’s the finest suit we have in stock 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4658 For a hundred bucks more, same style pre-oiled and rust resistant. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4659 Or you could just make the company profitable again. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4660 It's from our new "Stand your ground" collection . 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4661 May I just call you, "sir"? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4662 Sure it's waterproof but, trust me, I wouldn't wear it in the rian 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4663 Yes, I'm certain that Mr. Stark will be quite envious when you make a dramatic entrance donning this vintage suit. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4664 They'll never know you're not at an office meeting again. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4665 This classic suit also comes in a matte or satin finish. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4666 May I recommend a tinny tuck, sir? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4667 We don't offer tailoring. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4668 Introducing our fall line, just in time for the Midterms 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4669 It’s the latest in men’s apparel from #Me Too 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4670 Ladies love it" 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4671 This is our new 'performance' material! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4672 It will really make the crusades worth while. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4673 It suits you perfectly 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4674 This should allow you to attend the Cinco De Mayo celebrations without any discomfort, Mr. Sessions 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4675 It looks very sharp on you, sir 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4676 You're absolutely dressed to kill, Bob. 1.1954 0.06082 87 77 3 7
4677 Can I wear this to the President’s inauguration? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4678 But does it come in paisley?" 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4679 This is our most popular suit for the upcoming session, Mr Senator. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4680 It's the height of mail fashion. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4681 it just suits you. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4682 This, madam, is this season's..."Lady's Political Campaign Running ensemble". Also, versatile enough for office wear... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4683 It says strong and safe, yet risky and exciting! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4684 No ioron-ing needed..heh..heh..get the joke? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4685 Our welder can probably shorten the breast plate and take it in a little. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4686 As you can tell there's no need to ask which side you dress. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
4687 You have to stop the late snacking, this is the LAST alteration this suit can handle. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4688 Think of it this way, Mr Trump... It'll protect you from all of those rotten tomatoes. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4689 It's a gas. It whistles in the wind. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4690 I think it makes your butt look big. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4691 Perfect fit. Would you like to try the matching overcoat? 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4692 The sword and shield would make an exquisite addition to the look. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4693 I’d say it's perfect for barnstorming, Mr. P resident 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4694 Yes, we do alterations. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4695 The best part is that it stays permanently ironed. 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
4696 Personally sir, the plate mail is only sufficient for an Instagram post. I’d recommend the Kevlar body suit before firing off a hot take Tweet. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4697 It comes highly recommended by previous members of his cabinet. 1.1954 0.05626 87 75 7 5
4698 Nothing says trying too hard like a suit of armor. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4699 And you can wear it with or without a tie 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4700 I shall alert the tinker that you dress on the left, sir. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4701 It will protect you from sticks and stones, and slings and arrows, but words can still hurt you. However, it does come with a lifetime warranty against rust. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4702 You'll find that this cut is very European! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
4703 Just the thing for the knight hood! 1.1954 0.05858 87 76 5 6
4704 You did say something to wear for the knight. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4705 Suits you perfectly - You’re trans 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4706 Of course, Mr. Secretary, I'll have to confirm that EPA will approve this ...... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4707 and it comes with an extended warranty 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4708 I now pronounce you knight watchman. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4709 Sorry, sire, the whole chivalrous, Christian, White knight thing is so Medieval--wouldn't you prefer a medium blue skinny Metro suit with silly striped socks and clownish light brown shoes with greased toes to reflect your Progressive spirit? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4710 You can be your own Knight in Shining armor. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4711 wash on the warm cycle and no ironing. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4712 It fits you like an iron glove! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4713 I'd say it's a perfect fit Senator. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4714 The suit looks sharp on you. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4715 It looked shinier on the runway. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4716 This little beauty comes with a matching cod piece 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4717 You will fit right in at the White House meeting 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4718 It comes with a can of WD 40 and flannel underwear. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4719 No one can touch me in this outfit! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4720 They say it’s even impervious to fake news. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4721 This suit is at home on the battlefield or when attending a White House press briefing. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4722 This off-the-rack special is more of a knight suit... 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4723 It also comes with a limited lifetime guarantee. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
4724 This suit from our "Avant Guard" collection comes with a ten year no rust warranty. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4725 The difference is knight and day, sir. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4726 You're not going to slay that dragon until you SLAAAYYY, girl. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4727 ...not to mention the savings in mosquito repellent and sun tan lotion. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4728 I think on a black horse you would be the talk of the castle 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4729 And we include the rustproofing at no charge. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4730 Might I add that you look dashing, like a prince in shining armor 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4731 We're calling this style Over Armour. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4732 Your wife Melania will see you now. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
4733 Its Gluten-free! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4734 If you think it's hard to find a good tailor these days, try looking for a welder. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4735 I recommend dry cleaning only. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4736 As you can see, it's very slimming. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4737 I promise, solid iron is SO in right now. It'll make that chain mail you were wearing last week look SO last century. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4738 I guarantee it . It's better than perma-press ! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4739 And it will look more streamlined once it's tailored. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4740 And not only is it wrinkle-free, but completely stainless... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4741 And of course, it's wrinkle-free. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4742 The White House advisors are recommending it as a tweet deterrent 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4743 Buy this one and get a second suit free. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4744 Can I interest you in a matching chainmail shirt? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4745 Who told you it shines like a cheap suit? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4746 I think it will be less itchy after you’ve been in a couple of battles. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4747 Non-iron is all the rage these days, but I'm more of a traditionalist. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4748 It is quite in this season. All the incumbents are wearing it. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4749 (muffled) No, I asked for ARMANI. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4750 It's the Trump brand and made in China! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4751 This style is quite popular in gang controlled neighborhoods. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4752 " I spoke to my manager and he said we will throw in the rust proofing at no additional charge. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4753 More like sir glance-a-lot. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4754 Words just aren't enough. You need to show today's woman that chivalry isn't dead! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4755 Just some oil and silver polish and you’re good to go. But don’t gain any weight. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4756 It has a certain chivalrous appeal and really holds a crease. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4757 This suit has what everyman needs in today's workforce. The full coverage allows for anonymity in meetings, but it is also lightweight enough to allow for quick and quiet exits. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4758 May I recommend a muffler to go with it? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4759 No, I don't think it makes you look fat in the can! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4760 Once it is altered it may not be returned. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4761 Are we making a fashion statement? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4762 They call it 'retro.' 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4763 perfect for the press conference! 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4764 It's $ 695 including two small oil cans 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4765 We also have it in baby-blue crochet 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
4766 I’m going to be knighted by the Queen! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4767 This week only, alterations are included. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4768 It’s not dry cleanable, but just jog through a car wash every couple of months. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4769 Alterations would be extra...but it fits you like a glove! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4770 The beauty of it is - no laundry. You just hose it down. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4771 When you forcibly remove kids from parents, Donald, this is the kind of suit I would personally recommend for you. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4772 And it comes with a year’s supply of lubricant. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4773 Now all you need is a long red tie. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4774 You are now suitably equipped to resist a hostile takeover. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4775 OK, Mr. Trump, now you can go to California. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4776 Yes, Depends, Sir. The stainless steel is from China, and has been known to show rust sometimes. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4777 Yes, glad you asked, the wrinkle-free option is complimentary! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4778 looks like you haven't been in for a while; that look went out even before wide lapels. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4779 Might I suggest Sir, an accompanying breastplate in white for after Labor Day. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4780 And this one is special... it is not joust an outfit. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
4781 Note the bold use of well-tempered steel. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4782 You look stunning. And might I add, it will be PERFECT for the Congressional hearings! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4783 Actually we've have several of the Administration's nominees in to try this on 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4784 Buying off the rack’s still better than being on it, amirite? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4785 Trust me, Under Armour has it all wrong. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4786 The couple alterations will take only 8 months 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4787 What goes around, comes around. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4788 Unfortunately Joseph, this suit isn't part of our buy one get two promotion 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4789 Of course you'll want a cod piece to complete your outfit. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4790 Well . . . ? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4791 And don’t forget the free lancet with each purchase 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4792 The suit is fully loaded-- AM/FM radio, windshield wipers, power hinges. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4793 Yes, it's a bit dated, but the fit is perfect. And, it'll wear forever! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4794 And a supply of WD 40 is included in the price! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4795 Feels Like Wearing Nothing At All. No Pinch, No Stink, No Sweat. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4796 Avant hard. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4797 In your case, the easiest way to lose weight would be switching to aluminum. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4798 Thick skinned is no longer enough to run for office. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4799 Oh yes...all of the Presidential appointees will be wearing them at this year's correspondent's dinner... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4800 The steel plates truly bring out your eyes. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4801 This is best worn for knight. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4802 This is from our new fall line for a knight on the town. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4803 It comes with 2 pairs of pants and an oil can. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4804 You must work at the Justice Dept to want that much protection! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4805 And today only it's BOGO. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4806 Very slimming, Don, and you’ll be safe too. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4807 It’s also available in a gloss finish if you would prefer to really be seen. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4808 that will be.......from the middle ages 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
4809 Does it come in a three piece variety? I like the no ironing advantage. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4810 Mr. President, the Secret Service would like you to wear this suit when you are campaigning in the Blue States. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4811 It also comes with a survival warranty: satisfied or reimbursed. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
4812 Will that be dragon tails or credit? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4813 It'll look better when it's ironed. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4814 We also have it in navy and a gray pinstripe. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4815 And even if they DO recognize you, you'll be well-protected Madame Secretary. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4816 You can dress either right or left -- but you may not want to. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4817 A little Turtle Wax will make it really shine. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4818 Sorry, we don't carry that in a summer weight! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4819 Keep in on if you are going to work at the White House 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4820 May I show you our selection of matching pole axes? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4821 No, it doesn't make your butt look big. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4822 And you want armor for your horse, too? Surely, you joust! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4823 Now you're ready for the time machine. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
4824 And best of all, it never needs ironing 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4825 The price will go way up once the steel tariffs start. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
4826 if nothing else it will explain your weight. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
4827 And we'll throw in a Round Table, no extra charge. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
4828 "It comes with a can opener, but for another 10 ounces of silver a zipper can be installed in the front." 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
4829 For an additional charge we could include zippers, pockets, a lance, and, of course, the steed. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4830 If you'd like more flexibility I have several options waiting for you on The Rack. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4831 See, now you ready for the meeting with Susan. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4832 It's an additional $5,000 for alterations. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4833 And for a limited time you can take advantage of our pre steel tariff pricing! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4834 Can I interest you in any accessories? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4835 I can show you something in a "modern" trend, but it won't be nearly as flashy. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
4836 You'll shine, sir 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4837 The tailor is accustomed to men who dress right. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4838 Our tailor prefers sharp lines. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4839 Yes MR. Pruitt...this is our latest and highest quality of protection. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4840 It gets less stiff and heavy with wear. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4841 Shiny I can do... but white will cost you extra. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4842 You'll just fine on the White House staff.... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4843 You never need to have it dry-cleaned. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4844 Have you considered a French tuck? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4845 Splendid! You'll be the envy of the West wing. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4846 I think the green jacket with words on the back is a better choice for the occasion, Ms. Trump. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4847 “We even fashioned a hidden pocket for your WD-40.” 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4848 If you're looking for something more fashion-forward, I can show you our new Space Force collection. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4849 It also comes in white, Mr. Bloomberg. 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
4850 It’s a little tight around the arms. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4851 Our Knight in shining armour collection is a big hit on first dates 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4852 If you need it hemmed, our blacksmith can hammer it while you wait. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4853 If you are ever feeling vulnerable this could be just the thing! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4854 Would sir care to accessorize with one of our prancing steeds? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4855 They say clothes makes the man. And man are you made. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4856 With this cod piece they'll call you Sir LotofLance. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4857 Oh yes, it's all the rage among political candidates doing speaking engagements these days. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4858 We'll toss in a bow tie and cummerbund. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4859 This should get you through the divorce just fine. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4860 We can always give you a bit more room in the inseam, if it seems too confining... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4861 It's the trendiest look of the #MeToo moment. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4862 And it hangs especially nicely over your nether parts. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4863 It also comes in a looser fit cotton blend. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4864 WWD calls it, “The perfect unisex office wear for the “#MeToo era”. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4865 You'll be her knight in shining armor—I guarantee it. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4866 It’ll ride up with wear. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4867 There’s even a little dock for charging your electric steed. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4868 We can't put it back on the rack if you don't have chain mail on underneath, Sir. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4869 They'll have to fight you off with a stick. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4870 Shorter jackets are the current style! 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
4871 This look is making quite a comeback. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4872 No, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4873 Well, it'l certainly make you standout. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4874 They do run small. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4875 The cufflinks are on the house. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4876 Not to worry...your derrière is safe! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4877 It's an ironclad option for evening wear, Sir. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4878 It's hand wash only. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4879 This is pre-tariff steel. If you buy today, you'll beat the price jump. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4880 It's the Boogie Knights model from the Chivalry series. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4881 All the 1%-ers are wearing them post-tariff. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4882 This product is guaranteed to protect you from anything by Trudeau and all other Canadians, Mr. President. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4883 Gotta say Art, its better than your birthday suit. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4884 The suit looks great on you, it really brings out the color in your eyes. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4885 Cuirass looks great, I gotta say 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4886 Take my word - it is either this suit or Stark naked 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4887 Yes, well, the collar does seem a little over-starched but we can fix that. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
4888 I personally see no need for a plume of any color. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4889 Well suited for your new job in the Trump administration" 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4890 I agree, Sir. 'Going commando' would be a tad uncomfortable. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4891 You know, Mr. McNamara, I think "Camelot" is just a nickname. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4892 It’s a fabulous day-to-night suit. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4893 Sure, I’ve got one with a little more shine in the back. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4894 Perhaps you would prefer the relaxed-fit. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4895 It will definitely go with the new round boardroom table. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4896 This will serve for formal occasions. But for all else, may I suggest our more casual Knight Lite? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4897 And if you gain a little bit of weight, we will always chop it off for free... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4898 Believe me, it's coming back in style. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4899 It fits perfectly, but you STILL won't get across the border. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4900 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer shining armour? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4901 We also have it in dark, Mr Wayne 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4902 You will be a big hit at the next storming of the castle 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4903 This suit’s style is enduring, but alterations can be expensive. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4904 I don't think anyone will recognize you now, Mr. Depp. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4905 Bespoke, wrinkle free, stain proof and you never have to shave or worry about your hair. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4906 This line's been discontinued, so we're offering it at 50% off. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4907 Hmm...I don' know, sir: but a pocket square may be over the top. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4908 Today you also get free matching sword! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4909 It's active shooter couture. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4910 This is our 'Recluse' model. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4911 Just imagine how your board will react to your new suit! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4912 It's also available in teal, eggshell white and salmon. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4913 The rivets are warrantied for 500 years for the original purchaser. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4914 It's the perfect disguise, Iron Man. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4915 Quite adequate for every day wear, you'll see. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4916 That’s a mighty Space Force uniform. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4917 Very Presidential, indeed, and perfect for your next State of the Union. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4918 Not only does it look like it was made for you--it has great safety features when campaigning. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4919 Joust wait til she sees you in this! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4920 You will find it's easy on the joints, and we'll throw in a broadsword at no extra charge. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4921 Please have this costume back by next Friday. We're shooting another Bud Knight commercial. Dilly! Dilly 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4922 Our mechanic will let the waist out. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4923 We won't be able to let it out if you gain weight. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4924 The feminists want hijab's equivalent for men, this is what they came up with. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4925 But sir, you shouldn't wear White Knight after Labor Day. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4926 You don't like the fit? Surely you joust! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4927 Oh, the stockholders are fine. It's just for getting to the meeting. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4928 It comes with a VR option that can be integrated with the helmet. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4929 We take the idea of a permanent crease very seriously. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4930 Girdles are in this year. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4931 In addition, an Armorani discourages weight gain. Alterations are dreadfully expensive 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4932 I said I wanted something easy to iron. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4933 Want to see it with a cock ring? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4934 Trust me the medieval look is coming back 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4935 May I suggest something more flexible for a Culture War? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4936 It's $399, with tax and tariffs. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4937 It's a classic design and very durable 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4938 Of course we can let a little out in the shoulders. When did you say NFL 2028 training camp starts? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4939 The colors to choose from are fetching pewter, pearly sterling, or frippery gray - my favorite. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4940 This cut on you is drop-dead chivalrous. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4941 It's very slimming, don't you think? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4942 It's right off the rack so expect some shrinkage. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4943 Ehhh, what else do you have? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4944 No on the shining armor? Can I show you something in white satin? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4945 No I don't have any bubble gum and why are you even asking? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4946 We also have it in chain mail--if you prefer a truly classic look. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4947 This one is exceptionally lance-resistant, and comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4948 It's very versatile. Suitable for either hostile takeovers or defense work. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4949 Don't eat too much Taco Bell! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
4950 This heavy duty model is perfect for the Washington DC as well as the Southern District Court questioning. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4951 Don't worry ! It won't ride up with wear. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4952 Sire, you are battle ready!" 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4953 You look more like a midcentury modern kind of person to me. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4954 Of course if you pay cash, your identity will be hack-proof too. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4955 I think you’ll be safe in a size 42. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4956 We’re have a King Arthur’s Day Sale. Buy one suit of armor at the regular price and get the second one for half off. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4957 It’s the latest in wrinkle-free technology. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4958 I promise you, it's like a gray flannel suit- it will never go out of style. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4959 It's only $500, but the alterations are 4,000 bucks. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4960 Of course, we'll shorten the pants so that your hip, brightly colored socks show. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4961 I’m afraid the claymore is sold separately. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4962 I understand it is a real girl-getter. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4963 It's a much better fit than what you'd get from a mail catalog. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4964 Might I suggest something a little less constructed? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4965 It comes with a matching mace and sword. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4966 This athletic fit suits you well, sir. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4967 This fabric is so unforgiving. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
4968 We're going for a more subdued look 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4969 We can have those cuffs for you by tomorrow 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4970 That's right Mr. President. The new White House will be ready 2020. It will have a moat, a round table, dungeons, and a jousting field for your coronation. Unfortunately we're having trouble finding a real fire-breathing dragon. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4971 This one also comes with a coat of mail. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4972 Breathable armor, just in by Burberry. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4973 Guess you're taking the 405? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4974 A squire is available for a small additional fee. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
4975 And the kids toady are accessorizing it with a footman's mace and long sword. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
4976 Don’t worry about the shoulders, they’ll ride up with wear. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4977 Alterations will be extra. A lot extra. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4978 The codpiece can be altered. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4979 It comes with a pint of Three In One Oil. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4980 These will be very popular during the run-up to the midterm elections. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4981 Perfect fit! No one will guess it was off-the-rack. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4982 I told you this one would set off your eyes better. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4983 At the price, it's a steal. And it never needs ironing! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4984 You'd look good if anyone could see you! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4985 Silver is the new "white." 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4986 We also have it in Skinny. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4987 Mr. Buckler, it fit's like a glove & doesn't need to be let out. Shall we box it or would you like to wear it now. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4988 It makes a bold surface impression while masking any appearance of vulnerability. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4989 A riveting pose, sir. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4990 Sure, it feels a little stiff right now but, trust me, it will soften with ware 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4991 No, Mr. Lancelot. That suit certainly does not make your ass look big. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4992 No sir, the suit does not make you look fat. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4993 I’d ask what you think, but I know these are hard to see out of. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4994 With this outfit and a little Armor All, you’re sure to be her knight in shining armour 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4995 Sir or Madam: the net, net is unfortunately jest rather than joust! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4996 If you buy today, we will throw in unlimited wash and polishes for the first year. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4997 Would you like to see it in black? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4998 The pocket square is being galvanized, sir. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4999 The fit and bright luster will convince doubters of your knight in shining armor claim. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5000 I know teflon is a current trend for political fashion statements, but nothing protects like traditional armor. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5001 It comes with a lifetime guarantee of a free oil change every three months 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5002 Naw...you look strong! It's one of those tinny mirrors. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5003 Protect yourself from “identity fraud” 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5004 Popular with politicians. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5005 No, that's a cell-phone pocket, and you're welcome. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5006 It'll never need ironing. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5007 We'll just bring in our welder and take a bit off the coat. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5008 I can assure you, sir, this should scare off any meddling kids. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5009 A fly? I'm sorry that was optional at an additional cost. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5010 Don't forget to use armor-piercing bullets 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5011 The new shade of Rose Gold really suits your complexion. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5012 No need to iron. Just hang it on your knight stand. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5013 Now there's a suit that should be good more than just one knight. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5014 Buy one suit of armor and get one free! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5015 It comes with a lifetime guarantee against rust, that's your lifetime. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5016 All the dragons will absolutely LOVE it! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5017 Perfect, you're ready to do battle in the chamber. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5018 The cost savings over hiring personal body guards is incredible. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5019 Alterations must first be approved by the zoning committee. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5020 Shall I wrap it up sir, or would you like to wear it home? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5021 This is part of our back to school special 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5022 Oh, yes, indeed, 'dress for the job you want.' 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5023 We recommend dry cleaning. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5024 It’s 20% off this week and comes with a complementary skate board” 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5025 Indeed, the gentleman looks far slimmer than in the chainmail. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5026 I think this may be pushing past semi-medieval sir. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5027 For the man that wants to get medieval on they ass. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5028 Last week during the Flu vaccination shortage, I couldn't keep these suits in stock... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5029 I'm sorry, Sir Whoever-you-are, I said the floor display is not for sale! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5030 It’s come into vogue for retro rage. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5031 The fit is perfect, but it may not go with the golden parachute. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5032 A classy outfit never goes out of fashion. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5033 The suit will keep you strong on the outside but we’ll have to work on your transverse abdominis should you seek to balance that pelvic tilt. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5034 Sir, chivalry is quite becoming on you. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5035 You'll fit right in with your mail-order bride. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5036 Melania: “I should have worn this instead.” 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5037 Pinstripes are so last year. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5038 Perfect for Marauding Mondays. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5039 What of anniversary is this for again? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5040 It's an Armorani, designed exclusively for members of the G-7 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5041 I'll make some calls. TSA knows me, don't worry about it. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5042 This color really compliments your eyes,sir. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5043 Of course, a zipper would be extra. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5044 The advantage is that dandruff doesn't show on the collar. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5045 Ladies certainly love a Knight in shining armor, Sir. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5046 It just needs the right pocket square. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5047 This is going to be just great! Now the criticism, insults, and jokes will just bounce right off me. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5048 Even in Medieval Times, I don't think they got married in armor. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5049 ... and our blacksmith does free fittings 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5050 Sorry, sir, but this is the only color it comes in. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5051 You said you take the subway....... 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5052 Sir,can I tell you about our Ironclad™ Extended Service Plan? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5053 It's sling-and-arrow-proof and it repels dirt. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5054 Shall I bring on the white satin now, sir? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5055 "This suit has a sliming effect but also leaves much to the imagination of the viewer!" 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5056 Men's fashion has come a long way since the power tie. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5057 It is the latest in teacher attire. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5058 Have a heart, that's the best I can do on the price. But let me talk to my manager. Maybe I can give you a break if we forgo the undercoating. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5059 You're joustin' time, we have a great sale on that suit. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5060 That suit is a bargain- it'll only cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5061 The suit adds 50 pounds.” 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5062 It may be uncomfortable, but at least you aren't showing those distracting shoulders the school system is so worried about. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5063 you're looking fucken baller, homey. you look like a total pimp, dude. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5064 Good luck with your new teaching position. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5065 Alfred... You’ve really outdone yourself this time. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5066 Am I to understand this is not the type of a nightgown you are looking for? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5067 Today only, I'll throw in a free pike. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5068 Those cuffs will protect you from a sword strike plus local maidens say, they're all the rage! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5069 Will you be looking at lances today sir? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5070 No, we don't have it pin stripe. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5071 And I'll throw in a crossbow and a shield. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5072 The suit adds at least 30 lbs of pure bulk to your frame. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5073 Slayyy! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5074 You are going to have to wake up earlier to get your new school uniform on. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5075 Yes sir, I assure you that it's wrinkle resistant. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5076 With all due respect Sir, every president of Armour Foods has donned this suit at the company picnic dating back to Philip Danforth Armour in 1867. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5077 Perfect for those boisterous shareholder meetings. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5078 Yes, it does make you look thinner. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5079 Along with great protection against broadswords, it also comes with velvet interior so you can stay comfortable all day. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5080 Now stay there and guard the portal. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5081 Very sporting, Sir, I am sure you will garner many a lady’s token. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5082 The say silver is quite slimming. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5083 Just so you know, this style also comes in blood-red accents for battle season. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
5084 Indeed it is very flattering. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5085 This seems to reflect a lot about you. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5086 The sleeves need shortening. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5087 And it's guaranteed not to shrink 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5088 Made of celestial bronze, it's stylish, waterproof and self-oiling. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5089 Now get the princess, bring her back here and we'll call it square. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5090 I believe Sir Madalot that you are ready to build that wall. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5091 Made in the US, so no extra for tariff. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5092 I can also get you this in a lightweight titanium that doesn't show the dirt quite so much and breathes a little easier. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5093 We dress the man who isn't interested in being vulnerable. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5094 I know it's Halloween,sir,but don't you think this is a bit drastic? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5095 Use some club soda for the blood stains. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5096 I'm glad it's a perfect fit because our welder is out today. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5097 Others who have bought this item have also made purchases from our extensive collection of warhorses, lances and underarm deodorants. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5098 Much better than the plaid version. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5099 A popular choice,sir. Domestic steel is becoming very fashionable. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5100 I'm sorry, sir...I thought you said LEFT dress. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5101 No, it doesn't make you look fat at all. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5102 It’s classic and goes effortlessly from day to evening. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
5103 It's stain free, static free and you can get it in any color. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5104 Easy Iron Sir. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5105 Holy shit dude what's with the armor? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5106 And this will be on the Medieval Times corporate credit card? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5107 I know this feudal; but, do you have this in a different size? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5108 You’ll be the belle of the Met gala. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5109 It really is the latest in middle-age attire 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5110 Keep in mind that it will be hard to change your silhouette. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5111 Amour? Not what I heard. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
5112 My, it does suit you, sir. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5113 See...if he manages to whack the globe in just the right place 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5114 Actually, the buns are made of aluminum. For stretch. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5115 You said ‘Hide my wrinkles.’ 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5116 This classic suit has been making a comeback due to its resistance to hacking. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5117 We also have a matching raincoat to prevent you from getting stiff! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5118 I joust you not,you'll be impenetrable in the boardroom. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5119 Adds weight? Not in the slightest. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5120 I feel it shows you really care. Don't you? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5121 Would you like to purchase our optional protection plan? It includes a 3-year, 100-joust warranty for only $99. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5122 A fine fit for battle with the Mrs., Sir. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5123 It's a perfect fit, but no room to gain an ounce. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5124 To be honest, I think the red baseball cap would date this look 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5125 Looks great on you. I'll even throw in a month's supply of disposable urinary catheters and bags. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5126 And it comes with a free set of ten nappies. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5127 This guarantees you year round party gear, freeing you of bee and bug bites and accusations of frottage. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5128 Extra charge if it comes back charred by dragon fire. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5129 And it comes with a 5 year ironclad guarantee against rust 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5130 This particular outfit is very popular in Washington. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5131 I say sir, if the crotch isn't scratchy I believe you are the finest at the joust. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5132 And can I interest the gentleman in a lighter weight suit for the summer months? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5133 Simonizing will keep it brand new. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5134 Gluten-Free,Non-GMO,No MSG,Vegan,Tariff Free 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5135 Fits you like a T, and it will definitely be able to deflect Donald's tweets... 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5136 What do you mean it has a metallic odor ? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5137 I wouldn’t say it’s clunky. In fact, it’s rather kinky! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5138 Our welder is here Tuesdays and Thursdays for alterations. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5139 Armor is really passè. Maybe a nice Burberry will suit you better 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5140 Stay out of the rain. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5141 We have a special promotion this week. A free can opener with every purchase of a suit of armor. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5142 Sorry, it only comes in gray 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5143 I’m not sure it suits me as well as the others. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5144 And the best part is, you can program it to order all of your essentials; you’ll never run out of toilet paper again! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5145 This makes a no-nonsense strong statement. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5146 One and done, you're out the door. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5147 It's a Calvin Clang 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5148 Plays right into the ladies' "knight in shining armor" fantasies. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5149 Was it something I said? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5150 You’ll be the hit of the round table. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5151 It's plate mail to die for! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5152 It’s gonna be perfect. Hold on while I get my rivet gun. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5153 We can have the welder nip in the waist a bit. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5154 Best bespoke blacksmith in the city 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5155 It'll be great for watching Game of Thrones. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5156 I think you'll find our new Over-Armour brand a distinctive addition to your wardrobe. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5157 Appropriate for any domestic or international political climate 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5158 Feel free to bring it back in 30 days if you need it fitted 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5159 Excellent media protection suit. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5160 IT COMES WITH A YEARS SUPPLY OF WD-40 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5161 They will all wonder, "Who is that masked man?" 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5162 Lancelot ordered 12 of these. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5163 ..and for a slight additional cost we'll provide a can opener. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5164 It's dated, but in some circles very effective. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5165 And the blacksmith will adjust the length by Friday 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5166 It's from our feudal-slim collection. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5167 Alterations, of course ; but not while you wait . 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5168 Just look at that brass. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5169 It does NOT make your butt look too big! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5170 It may be a little warm in August but this suit will really protect you from snowballs during winter. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5171 How soon do you need it? The alterations may take awhile... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5172 Feudalism will never go out of style. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5173 This comes in a lighter gage for summerware. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5174 We call it our "oh what a knight suit" 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5175 Sir, let me take those shoulders in a couple of rivets. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5176 The faucet-switch is under the kneecap. The shower-head, under heels. Soap suds, under the visor. The towel, under the underwear. Don't break the glass. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5177 It's also available in suede. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5178 Does this make my butt look fat? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5179 These are buy one cut on half off. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5180 On the contrary, dear Sir, the underbite is the very cutting edge of fashion this season... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5181 Joust in the nick of time, sir. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5182 This is our latest #metoo model. That cute little hidden pocket for your AV recording device was my daughter's idea. Sweet! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5183 Monsieur, I do think your style is passé, but the mirror does remove a couple pounds. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5184 If it's a little tight in the waist, I have a can opener. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5185 We can't get enough of them, sir - we have to import them direct from the Holy Roman Empire 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5186 It suits you very well sir! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5187 We call it the "Faraday". It's the latest in the new low-tech movement. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5188 We must protect ourselves at the next stockholders meeting. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5189 We’ll throw in a year’s supply of WD-40 for half price. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5190 We also offer an all season chainmail trench you might like, my lord 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5191 If the suit fits 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5192 They're waiting for you in the press room, President Trump, sir, before you lead the military into to battle personally against the North Korean Army. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5193 If you buy it we’ll throw in the anti-rust treatment for free! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5194 . . . . and I’ll throw-in the undercoating. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5195 It's so you, Mr. Comey. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5196 You'll be wanting it to knight, sir? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5197 Our blacksmith can alter that tight crotch while you wait. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
5198 You look like a knight in shinning armour! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5199 This is the latest from our vintage-inspired line, a pre-Renaissance classic! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5200 It's called Over Armour. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5201 May I offer you a cup of mead? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5202 And they say chivalry is dead. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
5203 I can also show you something from our non-iron collection. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5204 It's wax-and-wear. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5205 I might recommend Brass-o for the tougher battle stains. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5206 It's dry clean only. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5207 Well well! That suits you Sir! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5208 It's arrow-deflecting properties are very popular with Administration personnel. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5209 Look, nothing, not even a full suit of armor, will protect you from your grandkids. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5210 Think of the upside, no more hand sanitizer. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5211 Yes, we here at Joust. A. Bank take our work very seriously. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5212 Don't know whether an event is Black Tie or Semi Formal? That's when you break out this little number. Or as we like to call it: Schrodinger's Suit. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5213 And the best part is that it will never shrink. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5214 I think the belt will clash. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5215 A suit of armor does not a camelot make, sir. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5216 It's the perfect outfit to take you through any emotionally-wrenching situation. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5217 The oil companies will make sure you don’t squeak if you play ball. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5218 The iron grail is extra, but on you it would look smashing. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5219 Alterations...the Tin Smith is here on Wednesdays. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5220 Perfect for Cabinet meetings, Mr. Secretary. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5221 Just a drop of oil here and there and it will fit perfectly. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5222 It's also good for daytime. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5223 Seriously , your asking me where our men’s room is? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5224 I like the stilettos over the converse, but I'm an old-fashioned guy myself. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5225 It comes with a service option to polish it every 30 days 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5226 Tailoring takes about 4 weeks. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5227 A perfect fit right off the rack! Not even a custom tailor could make you look more masculine. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5228 It’s made from recycled aluminum. Midevil earth conscious chic is so “in” right now 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5229 I think this should be enough protection for your date with Stormy. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5230 Does this suit of armor make me look fat? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5231 While you're breaking it in, I still recommend a news and social-media sabbatical. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5232 Yes, pin stripes are an available option. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5233 I think Sir you'll find it'll take you from day to Knight. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5234 It’s so ‘Game On.’ 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5235 With this suit, you're gonna like the way you cook. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5236 Perfect,Sir, for a “knight of Amour”! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5237 Let's see if I have another size. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5238 Can I see this in a black? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5239 This is from Rihanna’s ready-to-wear collection 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5240 Our smithy could take it in at the waist if you’d like, but honestly it suits you. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5241 Too Tight? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5242 It’s made from 100% tin! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5243 Mr. Stark believes that all entry-level employees should start with a manual suit. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5244 It doesn't even need to be altered before battle. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5245 This suit, Mr. Shumer, is perfect to wear at the Trump rally. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5246 Do you do tailoring? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5247 It puts the 'haute' in White House Communications Director couture. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5248 Great for going out for the night. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5249 Sir, if I may, it fits like it was made for you. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5250 This is the " costume de rigueur" to meet President Trump. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5251 Preparing for the the next news cycle? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5252 It shows off your jawline 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5253 Sir, I think this is the solution to your halitosis and general b.o. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5254 Given our President's politically backward agenda, you're setting yourself up for success. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5255 On reflection, I would like to cancel my order. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5256 That crotch will loosen up after you wear it a couple times. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5257 Not to worry, it will soften up after a few washes. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5258 Sir -you certainly Entertain a dazzling look in that suit! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5259 Perhaps you would like to see something in a double breasted pin-striped chain mail ? 1.1807 0.05723 83 73 5 5
5260 Soldier, You look fine. Now lets go protect the president like asked. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5261 Joust the thing for the business roundtable 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5262 All the off-the-armor-rack suits can be hammered to fit by our in-house blacksmith. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5263 Far more distinguished than mail order, I dare say. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5264 Tell you what, I’ll throw in an extra loin guard and shield with purchase. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5265 Now this is our most popular suit with businesswoman—it projects power and stops groping 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5266 I don't see why you couldn't wear it to your ex's wedding. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5267 Seems like you forgot to comb your hair! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5268 Fits like a glove -- now go out and make that suit proud! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
5269 It looks good on you! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5270 Treat yo self 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5271 And what for your horse, sire? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5272 If you purchase today, we will include a complimentary one year lubrication program. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5273 For guys who are even more of a jerk, Miss, it comes with a mace and chain." 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
5274 The thought had occurred to me, Mr. Cheng, but I'd never wish to be accused of racism. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5275 this fits perfectly with being a tin pot dictator 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5276 And this is from our 2019 Back to School Collection. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5277 And it suits you so well. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5278 This ensemble does a nice job of hiding your overbite. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5279 We call it the Sarah Huckabee Sanders 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5280 It’s what all the teachers and students will be wearing to school. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5281 Its so you, Mr. Knight 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
5282 Will it rust if I throw it in the dryer? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5283 but do you think this makes my butt look big? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5284 ...you don't LOVE it, I'll grab the can opener. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
5285 We call it The Internet Suit. As long as you're wearing it, no one will ever know you're a dog. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5286 Well, obviously, it suits you. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5287 I think it suits you. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
5288 Yes sir, the hemming is complimentary. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5289 Nothing beats a bespoke double breasted. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5290 No, , you can't return it if you gain weight! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5291 Shall I wrap it up, sir, or will you wear it outside right now? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5292 Of course, alterations are extra. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
5293 And my tinsmith can have it ready for you in time for the joust. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5294 This is our most fire-resistant suit available. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5295 We have an auto body guy who can adjust your codpiece. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5296 Here at JoS A. Bank, it's buy 1 suit, get 1 free. Plus a free stone tablet. Deal expires 6/25/1618. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5297 Our Tinsmith could take the waist in a bit. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5298 It's all the rage on Bleeker St. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5299 We also have it in titanium. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5300 Didn't you say, "Armor me?" 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
5301 The damsels love our knight wear, sire. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5302 And we ship for free 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
5303 Our last one and it fits you perfectly 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5304 Most gentlemen find it’s ideal for three-season wear. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5305 There's a can of WD-40 in the breast pocket!! 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
5306 If it’s a little snug in the waist, we can let it out a bit 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
5307 When I hit my middle ages, I opted for casual with pockets. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5308 Every man ought to own a good suit. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5309 With all the new tariffs on steel expect the cost of alterations to triple! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5310 Be patient it's the latest style change 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5311 It comes in one other color -- what we call "Rust". 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
5312 You will enjoy the "no password" feature. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
5313 Do you know that you're strong on the inside, too? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5314 I know you're used to being a knight in shining armor, but matte tones are so this season. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5315 Truly wrinkle free. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5316 It will rust but never goes out of style. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5317 Yes Sir, we can tac-weld it for a double breasted. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5318 I’ve talored this outfit for empowering your Twitter crusades the old way, 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5319 Does this suit of armour make my culet look fat? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5320 Wear it to ANY party? Well, we have placed exemption requests for most of the original parts. But when you're done with it you can let your other friends confiscate it to be melted down for the 30 foot wall through the canyons of the Rio Grande. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
5321 My tailor can work wonders with a grinder. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
5322 Not only is it on sale, the best part is no alterations necessary. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5323 And no one will complain about the length of your tie. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5324 We find that a uniform dress code enhances our total transparency communication policy. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
5325 The fabric seems a bit stiff 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5326 We don't have a tailor in the store, but we can send your suit to our mail order partner. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5327 This suit is perfect for a Knight out on the town. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5328 Yas, queen. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5329 This is our stain-free armor guard fabric. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5330 Sir, it'll cost an arm and a leg more if you don't get it. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5331 Ah, Secretary Pruitt, these new tactical pants are a perfect fit. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
5332 You'll never go wrong with a classic cut! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5333 Does this suit make my butt look big? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5334 It's the perfect suit for a Senate confirmation hearing. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5335 This flanking mirror really shows how intimidating this suit can be. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5336 Yes, we can put a fly in it, but it's extra. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5337 There's nothing better looking than an immaculately hand tailored suit. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5338 This will look great with heels 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5339 The choice piece of our conservative / radicalist collection. Vintage of course. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5340 It worked like a charm for Jay-Z. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5341 It’s from the new Medieval Views collection. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5342 The ferrier says he can have the alterations ready for the millenium celebration. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5343 No we don't do alterations in-house. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5344 Stop being so stiff, you metalhead! 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
5345 So this big new promotion of yours just requires that you pull a sword out of a desk? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5346 The men's room is to your left. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5347 Excuse me - Are you the knight watchman 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5348 It also comes with lion crest. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5349 Mrs Trump, may I suggest engraving a message on the back?" 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5350 The fit is perfect. Would you like to see it in another color? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5351 Pray tell,Sir Knight,on which side do you dress? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5352 I can let it out a bit across the chest. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5353 It's the very latest in West Wing couture. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5354 It's our Classic Cut so it will feel a bit snug in the waist and thighs. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5355 It suits you! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5356 Don't worry I always carry a monkey wrench to make adjustments. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5357 'Does sir want to try the classic fit?' 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5358 Its Italian with a nod to Gaul. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5359 With Trump's attack on Canadian price supports for dairy products, it will protect you from spilled milk. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
5360 You would see it looks great on you​ if you could see. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5361 It’s very slimming on you. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5362 It will loosen up with time. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5363 Yes, it makes your butt look big. I guarantee it !!! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5364 I think the armor fits perfectly Mr. Wayne. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
5365 Trust me, sir. This is the one the ladies love. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5366 It's the latest in ready-to-joust wear. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5367 The lance is extra, of course, and the steed, you'll have to contact animal rights people. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5368 It comes with a free can of W D - 40. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5369 It’s from Under Armour’s new ‘Meta’ collection. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5370 You'll no doubt catch the fairest maiden's eye in this suit. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5371 If you buy the Jouster today, we can offer free lube jobs for your first thirty matches. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5372 Buy one suit of armor, get one sword free. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5373 Au contraire, it makes your butt look fab! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5374 Besides being dreadfully out of style, chain mail simply does not flatter the physique of a knight over forty.” 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5375 Your sword is in the desk in the back room - just go in and pull it out. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
5376 And for an extra bonus, it comes with a can opener. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5377 You're gonna like the way you look 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5378 Wear this to the joust and the fair maidens will swoon. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5379 Okay, it's my turn, it's my turn now, you got to wear it for awhile and now it's my turn, it's only fair that I get a turn. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5380 Tailoring is extra. 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
5381 ........and it is completely dent proof. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
5382 Perfect fit Rusty! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5383 No Wrinkles. This is permanent press 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5384 It's Teflon coated and includes a can of WD40 for stiffening joints. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5385 It's from our line of crusade wear. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5386 Yes, Ms Clinton. It does sort of say “ WOKE” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5387 This should solve your vulnerability complex.... sir! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
5388 Not even a skosh.’ 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5389 And how do we address your prefer dress, right or left, in this suit of shining armor? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5390 No Sire. This suite does not offer you protection from your own feelings of inadequacy. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
5391 Of course, it won’t las as long as wool 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5392 Shiny armor really shines when reflected! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5393 You said you wanted it for a night out. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5394 The perfect suit for meetings with Board of Directors fighting hostile takeovers! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
5395 The ladies just love this suit. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5396 No, you can’t lean forward, but chivalry goes a long way. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
5397 Don't take it in. Take it off! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
5398 The snug feel around the waist and shoulders will improve after the break-in period." 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
5399 That suit makes you look just like Sean Connery. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5400 How's it hangin'? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5401 Sorry, rustproofing is extra. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5402 Do you dress to the left or right, Sir? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5403 You look splendid sir, plate adds 50 lbs to everyone. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5404 Never needs pressing and bloodstains wash right off 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5405 IT'S WHAT EVERYONE ON WALL STREET IS WEARING 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5406 Of course you'll want some coordinating steed accessories. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5407 I must say you're looking mighty Trump proof sir. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5408 We also offer jouster’s insurance for an additional fee. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5409 For the decerning knight stain and rust proof in recyclable aluminum. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
5410 Looks great and wears like iron 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5411 You will be the snazziest knight at the round table, sir. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5412 And it will never be a victim of the vagaries of style. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5413 It comes with disposable filters for ragweed, cat dander, and pollen. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5414 You look very dashing, sir. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5415 Of course this was never meant to be a football uniform, but we can add a Giants 'ny' logo to both sides of the helmet if you'd like. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5416 It was previously worn by the tin man in "The Wizard of Oz" 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5417 Sure it gets hot in there, but think of all the dough you'll save on sunscreen! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5418 Looking sharp, Sir Doofus! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5419 If you prefer a modern look we have Hazmat suit in stock. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5420 And it's completely wrinkle-free--no ironing ever. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5421 Your not fat, it's the quilted jacket that makes you feel that way. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5422 Don't worry, we will iron out the wrinkles. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5423 No ! Sorry this suit does not come with an extra pair of pants 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5424 I know it rides tight in the crotch, but that’s the style these days. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5425 We can have it shined for you by Tuesday. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5426 You're awfully reflective today, sir. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5427 A perfect vintage suit for your date with Ms. Dragon, Sir! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5428 Objects in mirror are shinier than they appear. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5429 If there's a chink in the armor then she a hoe. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5430 That's hand-ticking on the gauntlets. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5431 I’m afraid this is our least metrosexual option. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5432 It may not be sexy, but hands down your best SPF for the Summer! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5433 And you never need to get it dry-cleaned. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5434 Trust me, the fad of two-button wool suits has finally run its course. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5435 Just keep it shining, sir, and the girls will come running. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5436 Do you dress to the left or the right 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5437 No I don’t thank nj your hips look too big 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5438 Your fit is great. Keep it dry or you'll start squeaking 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5439 With a little nip and tuck, no one would know it's off the rack. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5440 I see you take that 'knight in shining armor' thing seriously. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5441 It might be a little heavy but it virtually eliminates any chance of identity theft. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5442 Sir, a new suit will do wonders for your career and they'll forget all about that dreadful nickname, Rusty! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5443 It's particularly useful when the Pope declares a holy war. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5444 May I suggest, Sir, a paisley bow tie? 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5445 We also have it in copper and aluminum. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5446 And we have matching shirts, ties, and shoes. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5447 You're sure to make GQ's Best Dressed Men of the Week. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5448 It is also available in a very handsome burnished bronze. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5449 You'll slay 'em dead. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5450 We have it in paisley of reflective silver isn't your thing. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5451 This time, tell your wife to wash it cold and air dry. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5452 A little too Kinky for me. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5453 Just in case Trump's Way Back Machine doesn't stop at "Home On The Range." 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5454 Sorry you didn't get it here; we can't alter mail order. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5455 That will almost certainly make a big impression on the judge, counsellor 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5456 It's lightweight to combat metal fatigue. You can wear it to work and for a knight out on the town. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5457 ...I see your point. Yes, of course, we can get it in black. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5458 This comes with a pair of coconuts. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5459 I guarantee THIS one won't wear out. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5460 I can get the blacksmith to blow torch a little nip here and tuck there. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5461 Don’t let the weight influence you; once you get your gait going it will flow. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5462 Now you’re dressed for war, Burgman. First, get your barings then over the banks to sach the citi and rabo the royals’ gold, man! Lynch the hornblower! Cie the paine!! Parry? Bah! Chase the fire-breathing lazard! Trust that red shield, brother... 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5463 It crosses borders. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5464 It's wash and wear. No drying, No ironing. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5465 It's not just for work! You can replace that cuisse and greave with some tan cargos and you're good for dinner! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5466 Not just anyone can pull this look off. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5467 Trust me, as the new Chief of Staff, you will want to wear this daily. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5468 It does not make your ass look big. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5469 The perfcct ensemble for your wedding day. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5470 It's our only rust-free model, and we only built one. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5471 Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? We're got that covered. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5472 Might I say it accents your waist nicely, Mr. Trump. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5473 So you're planning a trip to Saudi Arabia? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5474 Winter is here... but our spring line will be great also. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5475 She simply won't be able to resist you, sir. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5476 Now nobody has to look at your weird, bulbous ass. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5477 You look quite chivalrous if I do say so, sir. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5478 It really brings out your eyes, sir. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5479 Did I tell you that each suit comes with free oil changes and an emergency can opener? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5480 It will fit better with wear. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5481 We can have it ready by 2021. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5482 This one is great for storming the castle or even a nice brunch. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5483 Now your wife will really see you as knight in shining armour 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5484 It's impervious to radiation and Presidential tweets. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5485 The nice thing is that it works at both casual and formal events. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5486 I think it suits you, sir. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5487 It's definitely you. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5488 It's supposed to be a snug fit. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5489 You'll slay her in this one, for sure. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5490 Can i at least get a light saber to fight in the Space Force!!!! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5491 Fits like a glove, washable with 5 per cent spandex. Anne Desmond 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5492 It also comes in rust. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5493 It compliments your color! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5494 Metal's in, and I'm all in for metal! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5495 That suit fits you perfectly Mr. Pruitt! 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5496 Slings and arrows protection never goes out of style. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5497 Hey Pal, you said you wanted something for foreplay. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5498 I think if we let out the crotch, that should permit your codpiece breath a bit. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5499 Iron plating is the new black. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5500 Arms at sides make you appear more open. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5501 It comes with a lifetime warrantee. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5502 If you're really looking for the 'wow factor,' I've got a double-plated suit from King Arthur's couture line you might want to try. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5503 talk about buff ! 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5504 If you can't close the deal in this suit than i don't know what to tell you 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5505 Prince Harry, your wofe awaits. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5506 Would you like lighter on the starch next time? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5507 No washing or ironing. Just buff it now and then. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5508 No windmills, please. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5509 These clothes really DO make the man... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5510 Well I can't claim that it's iron-free! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5511 No, it doesn't make cuirass look big. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5512 I see you're dressed for the quarterly shareholder meeting, Art. You'll be needing Excalibur. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5513 I can also show you one in a low-rise waist—it’s what the young kids are wearing today 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5514 It’s such a versatile look - you can easily wear it as day OR knight wear.... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5515 If you pay cash, I'll throw in a white charger for free. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5516 It'll never go out of style. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5517 It looks like you are all suited up for the meeting! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5518 The David Bowie exhibit is at the Brooklyn Museum. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5519 We're wearing beavers down this year. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5520 It's our number one seller in boardroom battlewear. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5521 No sir, your cuirass does not look too big. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5522 And our tailor, Mr. Procrustes does free alterations. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5523 They're all still looking for a knight in shining armour 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5524 Been in Congress long? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5525 And the best part is that it comes with a lifetime money-back guarantee against being killed by it being pierced by a sword or a lance. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5526 It's a popular item with the jousters, but for some reason we don't sell many to the wooers. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5527 I left your sword on my office desk. I'll be right back! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5528 And with your purchase, we'll include absolutely free of charge three chain mail shirts, a doublet, and a scabbard. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5529 Why Kim Jong Un gave me this present? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5530 This style has proven to be a real chick magnet. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5531 NO-wash and wear! WD-40 only! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5532 Jost" remember to dry clean only - water tends to rust it 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5533 Bespoke and non-iron! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5534 The suit puts on 75 pounds. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5535 Running for Congress are we? This model is guaranteed against both tweets and falsehoods. If I'm not repeating myself. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5536 It'll be perfect for the shareholders' meeting, sir. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5537 You can dress it up or dress it down....very versatile! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5538 You’ll be the talk of the town at the Met Gala.” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5539 It comes with an Iron Clad Anti Shrink warranty. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5540 I can assure you sir, this is our finest power suit! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5541 You can wear it anywhere...except the airport. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5542 Quite joustable. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5543 Sire, I recommend a gaudy golden armor. And make sure your hair is accessorized appropriately in case the helmet falls off. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5544 It's sustainable. All the metal is recycled from the dungeon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5545 Will there be anything additional, Sir Charge? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5546 In that suit you'll be the best-looking knight watchman in town. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5547 They’re coming back. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5548 Trust me, it'll wear like iron. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5549 Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man, you know!" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5550 It's our latest line: star war meets game of thrones 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5551 It's a Dame Zaha Hadid exclusive. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5552 It's become very popular for the outdoor summer concert festivals. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5553 Really, the underbite is just not that obvious. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5554 Your butt might look big, but no one will know it's you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5555 Our Hundred Years' Wardrobe line is all the rage. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
5556 The suit will repel all of that "fake news." You'll never hear or see another word of it. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5557 If I may say, sir, it brings out the idealist in you. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5558 It so suits you, sir. And all the best people are wearing this style. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5559 And... you’re ready for a night on social media. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5560 It also comes in matte, if you prefer. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5561 don't tell me we have to try to put another one on you 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5562 It is endorsed by the Tin Man from "the wizard of Oz' and comes with a free oil can and a heart. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5563 And it's 100% wrinkle-free. Guaranteed! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5564 Very popular with the Gentrifiers these days. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5565 On sale today before prices go up with the next Crusade." 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5566 They'll Still Know It's YOU 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5567 The President has one just like it, covered with Teflon. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5568 A weld here and a weld there and it is you! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5569 Once you break it in it’ll last a lifetime. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5570 Just a little snug around the shoulders. We can fix that for you while you wait. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5571 Our blacksmith can take it in by Poitiers. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5572 I think you left your sword in last weeks contest. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5573 With this suit you'll be ready for anything they throw at you in the board meeting. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5574 Can't help but wonder how you'll answer that citizenship question in the 2020 Census. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5575 Is it left or right? I honestly don't know. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5576 They'll never know you're trans! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5577 This might be too much for the round table 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5578 It comes with a 5 year or lifetime supply, whichever is shorter, of lubricating oil at no extra charge, my Lord. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5579 Restraint without exclusion. It's our current bestseller. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5580 Would you prefer to see something from our "no-iron" collection? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5581 This is our self-driving car line. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5582 Of course, we’ll need to correct the underbite! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5583 All our products are 0% cotton 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5584 No Sir, I'm afraid you cannot remove the pocket welding without purchase. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5585 You are a perfect fit off the rack. You've made my week. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5586 The perfect suit for a knight away from the kids. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5587 I think this new over amor trend will really protect us from the next global recession. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5588 Cod pieces are out of stock. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5589 But how do I go to the bathroom? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5590 You'll blend right in at the Met Gala 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5591 Yes, it's definitely Tin Man-ish !! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5592 The stainless steel underwear is free. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5593 Fits you like a chainmail glove! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5594 The gray really matches your eyes. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5595 The only sharp-looking thing getting into this armor is you. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5596 Of course not dear, it looks just fine from back here. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5597 It takes +20 hit points, but for you? +22. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5598 I think the helmet is a bit too much. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5599 Do you like the heavy metal look? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5600 I recommend this suit to all my customers looking to fight to the death to defend their nation’s honor. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5601 It projects confidence, while still capturing the vulnerability of the knight-in-shining-armor. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5602 You want it let out in the waist? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5603 It’s machine washable. It’s stainless. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5604 I see zero trace of a beer gut, sir. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5605 You know what they say, if you keep something long enough, it always comes back in style. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5606 Fits you perfectly and it will always stay iron. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5607 IT'S PERFECT FOR THE HEAVY METAL CONCERT...AND YOU CAN WEAR IT TO SCHOOL. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5608 No, this doesn’t make your butt look big! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5609 Jush Hand wash it in lukewarm water,then hangit outto dry 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5610 A litttle tip, taking a piss is a bitch. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5611 I don't think it's the right anti-Trump move. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5612 Our blacksmith only works on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so I'm afraid you'll have to leave it or come back then. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5613 Really critical this time to know whether you dress right or dress left. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5614 The new Flex technology makes this suit perfect for that transition from active wear to evening wear. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5615 It’s a little heavy round the neck, for obvious reasons 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5616 Personally, I find it delightfully retro. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5617 We also have it in copper and brass. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5618 He turned once again toward the mirror, because it had to appear as though he were admiring himself in all his glory. "Yes, I am ready!" said Emperor Trump, "Don't they fit well?" 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5619 Guaranteed to withstand the slings and arrows of fake news. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5620 It’s the ultimate in metrosexual. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5621 We also have this style in stainless steel. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5622 We also have this in tweed, spandex, and brick. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5623 If we take in the side plates an inch or so, it will be the perfect suit. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5624 It's all the rage on the Syrian catwalks 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5625 This style is for those hard-hitting business questions. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5626 This material is guaranteed not to wrinkle, rust and is chink-free! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5627 It's at the top of our 'Guilty of Adultery' line of suits 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
5628 Yes it does slim you down nicely in the can! 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
5629 Say yes to the joust ! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5630 It's definitely you, Mr. Asimov. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5631 You'll save a fortune in starch. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5632 this outfit is for night time activity 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5633 Well,they do say you should dress for the job you want.... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5634 It is now de rigueur for a cabinet post. Stephen Paeplow Granger,Indiana 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5635 We’re partnering with J&M Welding for any custom tailoring needs that may arise. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5636 And if you purchase the 'Jousting Package', I'll throw in the undercoating. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5637 My lord, I promise this armor doesn't make your butt look big 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5638 Yes, this is our mid-alloy edition, perfect for the gentleman experiencing a mid-kinght crisis. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5639 Congressional hearings ain't what they used to be! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5640 Yes, sir. If she asked for a knight in shining armour, then this is the perfect outfit for her birthday. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5641 This is our most popular athletic jousting cut. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5642 It's the newest wrinkle from Under Armour . . . Non-wrinkle! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5643 Sir, I think that is just the look you need to do go out and do business. No, invisible is not available. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5644 Rust inhibitor is, of course, an additional $29.95... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5645 Mr Trump. It’s exactly what you need 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5646 You've probably stopped growing. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5647 I'm not saying she'll think of you as such but it could get her to look twice. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5648 The color really brings out your eyes. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5649 You’ll find a good selection of lances in the men’s accessories department down on the first floor, sir. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5650 It's our top seller for guys why really hate ticks. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5651 No, Sir Randall, the culet doesn't make your bum look big. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5652 Of course, it does come with one of are own complementary oil cans! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5653 It will just the think when the other 99% catch on 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5654 If you buy two, I’ll throw in a joust. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5655 I think it is a little tight in the knees. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5656 It's perfect for the aspiring Crusader. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5657 Retro is in again. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5658 How does it feel around the waist? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5659 Good knight! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5660 It comes with free tailoring and a can of oil, sir. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5661 We can accessorize with something from our fine lance collection. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5662 Our TinMan is considered the best in the business! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5663 You'd better buy it fast. They're selling like hotcakes. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5664 Shining armour is out. Nowadays women want matted. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5665 The entire suit fits you like a glove and comes with a free case of Armor-all. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5666 You will definitely get more use out of this one.. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5667 You can wear it at night, and it never needs ironing. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5668 Yes ! Yes! So to not get stabbed in the arse...Don't stand turn and wave....Sir 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5669 Wear it before a fight, not flight. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5670 Squire included at small additional cost. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5671 Completely traditional, but still very distinctive. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5672 In addition to Under Armor, we also offer Nike and Adidas. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5673 The ladies are going to love how you look, Harvey. I guarantee it! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5674 And of course, it comes with a three-joust warranty. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5675 And it comes with a can of WD 40 in case of inclement weather 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5676 This takes the iron butt to a whole new level, Sir 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5677 Do you have anything in a gray chain mail? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5678 It looks great with the black wing tips. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5679 It's from our Outrageous Fortune Collection. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5680 Why yes, we do offer a three year extended protection option. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5681 Perfect for Battle or a Knight on the town. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5682 We can throw in the lance but not the horse. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5683 You’ll see a similar cut on all the knights in the jousting arenas in Milan. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
5684 I said I needed a nice suit. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5685 This look is popular among my middle-aged clients. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5686 Shiny, Mal. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
5687 Don't forget, it comes with a 10-year, 10,000 tournament anti-rust thru warranty. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5688 It just shouts big knight on the town. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5689 No, not drycleaning, but it is somewhat high maintenance. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5690 Dilly. Dilly. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5691 If you're looking for something more summery, it also comes in khaki! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5692 It's supposed to be snug in the crotch. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5693 In that suit, you'll knock them dead! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5694 Picking up a suit for the imminent Hunger Games world? 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5695 Batman Your new suit is very becoming 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5696 And, you get a free can of WD-40! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5697 I’ll take it! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5698 We do have slimmer versions but they leave rather vulnerable areas at a greater disadvantage than I think you'd be comfortable with 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5699 Will you be wearing it home sir?" "Or shall we deliver it? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5700 Just think how many damsels in distress you’ll meet in this. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5701 Includes oil can for those squeaky places. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5702 Do you think I will clear TSA? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5703 I'm afraid we don't carry any no-iron suits, sir. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5704 Returning to the ways of the past is very en vogue lately. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5705 The donkey has gone rogue but we've arranged for you to kick some asses. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5706 Sir, are you ready for the knightlife? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5707 Perhaps you meant an EVENING jacket, sir. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5708 This one's on sale for $1999. But I still don't think that's what she meant. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5709 Never needs dry cleaning, just a hose. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5710 It’s from our Summer Crusade 2018 collection. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5711 It's guaranteed to protect you from immigrants. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5712 I hear Yanni and see a blue dress 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5713 "I'm terribly orry, Mr, G 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5714 I know it's a bit heavy but it protects your private parts really well. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5715 Stain resistance is a given. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5716 Metallics are very in this season. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5717 So, do you think you can charm her in this armor? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5718 Unfortunately, we have to charge to redo the hem. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5719 It'll look better when it's tailored a little bit 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5720 Excuse me sir, but do you dress to the right or to the left? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5721 Dry cleaning only, or else it would rust 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5722 Guarenteed not to shrink or require ironing. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5723 What'e thereto think about? It's the last one we have and it's your size. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5724 That suit fits you to a "T", but don't gain any weight. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5725 I promise you, it’s the very latest in street chic. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5726 Cuirass looks great in that. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5727 Weapons and mounts are all on the third floor. As for a maiden...well, our cosmetics department is yours to pillage, Mr. Lancelot. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5728 Against Goliath I could instead offer five smooth stones and a sling. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5729 Relax, full armor never goes out of style. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5730 Shining included, Sir, as always. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5731 On the contrary, I don't think it makes you look fat at all. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5732 This should help your phantom body syndrome. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5733 Alterations are in the basement foundry. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5734 Yeah, alternations are expensive, but it wears like iron. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5735 Once it’s fully oiled it’ll fit you like a glove. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5736 Under Armour’s new Goth collection is flying off the rack. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5737 It's our best deal on carry-over stock. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5738 We have one in a navy pinstripe in the window. I can have it sent up if you like. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5739 And it comes with our best wishes as the next press secretary. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5740 Take the whole outfit and we'll throw in the steel toed boots for free 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5741 They call it "cabinet-wear"... as in Trump cabinet-wear..." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5742 Over here sir I've laid out some lovely shirts and ties to go with the suit. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5743 And it’s perfect for casual Friday’s. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5744 We can certainly take it in a bit, but it will take a week because our welder is on vacation. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5745 The kinks really are what make this suit, sir. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5746 It puts the male back into the mail. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5747 Brand new accessory. We call it the modpiece. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5748 You won't meet yourself coming and going. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5749 It also comes in Papa. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5750 I'll tell you what, she'll never call you underdressed again. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5751 ‘Is it machine washable? Well, I’m glad you asked...’ 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5752 I know what you're thinking. It's a bit tight but it'll stretch out with time. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5753 It matches your magnetic personality. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5754 I see you're recognizing your remaining vulnerabilities. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5755 WILL YOU BE WANTING THE BATMOBILE, SIR? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5756 That armor really suits you, sir. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5757 The no-iron material gives the suit an aggressive elegance, don’t you think? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5758 Don't worry, we can take it in. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5759 Yes... as stiff as the COMPETITION, I like to say! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5760 When I said I was looking for an a suit for tonight, I meant evening attire 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5761 Let me get our blacksmith. He can tighten up that breast plate, and cuff those greaves, for a minimal alterations charge. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5762 It's our top-of-the-line summer model. Has air conditioning. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5763 Do you dress right or left, sir? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5764 Fits like a horseshoe. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5765 Nothing says 'woke' like our signature, handcrafted, medieval codpiece, sir. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5766 And with it's 26D Satin Chromium plated finish, along with the optional Polarized visor, you won't have to worry about having glare from it interfering with your vision. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5767 This is one of our more versatile suits, capable of withstanding the rigors of battle, while stylish enough for rescuing a damsel in distress. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5768 We call this suit ‘Outer Armour’ for those really tough negations 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5769 This will silence those complaining about your armor’s sheen, Mr. Conquistador. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5770 Wrinkle free, stain resistant and doesn't require dry cleaning! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5771 It's very popular, it's for encountering Trump supporters Keith McLeod 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
5772 Thr Press Corps is assembled . 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5773 And it’s totally easy care - no washer, no dryer, no iron! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5774 Any chance you can get me into this wedding? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5775 It's never out of fashion 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5776 please stop LARPing in this clothes store 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5777 It's sustainable fashion. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5778 Superman, man of steel, how about another costume for special occasions? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5779 And for the final trousers, do you dress left or right? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5780 Very nice, Sir. A few spot welds and it'll be perfect. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5781 Does this suit make my butt look Chivalrous? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5782 Oh sir, that suit is you! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5783 Are you sure nobody in Gotham will recognize me, Alfred? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5784 ....and this will keep the mosquitoes away! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5785 Yes, it's a little pricy, but it's highly sustainable 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5786 Alterations are a little more expensive with this style as we will need to send it out to the machine shop. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5787 The answer to your question is, I assure you it will not wear out. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5788 I think it really brings out the blue in your eyes. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5789 ...and you get a year's supply of WD 40... 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5790 It's lighter than it looks -- it's annodized kevlar. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5791 If it pinches, we can let out the Bevor and the Plackart a bit without spoiling its classic lines. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5792 And it's great for deflecting criticism… 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5793 It doesn’t make you look fat!! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5794 Arm yourself with the latest fashions. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
5795 Me Too, FOMO, Nuclear Attack . . .Any occasion. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
5796 And it's exclusively made with recycled Soyuz space capsule fibers 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5797 I know it’s shiny, but is it slimming? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5798 It comes with two pairs of gauntlets. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5799 Our finest in non-iron-able. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5800 Actually, your left hand is covering the hole for air-conditioning 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5801 No, I don't think it makes you look fat. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5802 And might I add, it's very sliming. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5803 Back to school? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5804 Your reputation is forever intact, it's made of teflon. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5805 ... and it will de rigueur for years to come. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5806 We all go through a mid-life crisis. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5807 Perfect for Mr Rogers' "It's What's On the Inside That Counts" Party 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
5808 it comes with a matching set 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5809 You just keep referring all your medieval reenactment buffs and I’ll be sure to joust ‘em a good deal. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5810 May I show you the matching flail, sir? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5811 That makes you look really buff, sir. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5812 This is Prague, heh heh, so the Czech's in the mail. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5813 Now turn around and bend forward. This is the latest convenience for waste elimination. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5814 The board thinks it will become as popular as Under Armour with the teens. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5815 This is our newest model the material is very durable and won't wrinkle. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5816 Does this come in carbon fibre? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5817 And does monsieur feel the matching gauntlets are suitable for throwing down? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5818 At this price, it is a steel. No alterations though. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5819 Sir, I'm afraid this only comes in ONE SIZE FITS ALL. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5820 You said you wanted something daring and charming Madam... 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5821 It's perfect for casual Friday'! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5822 You wanna break through the glass ceiling, Mrs Davis? Then go for the suit. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5823 Cuffs or unhemmed? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5824 It looks a little tight around the waist. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5825 It's perfect for Congress, sir! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5826 I think there has been a misunderstanding, Mr. Manafort. This armor will not protect you from your ties to Trump. However, at only $100,000 it’s a steal and a must have for any versatile wardrobe.” 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5827 Yes, but the chain mail is SO last year. I assure that this Roundtable style is quite dashing! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5828 You will get used to the squeaking after a while. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5829 Quite the opposite! I think it takes ten pounds off your posterior. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5830 I wish you had told me you dress on the right! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5831 Our return policy does not cover rusting, so water coolers are best avoided. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5832 The table may be round, but this is the new slimming look. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5833 Hmm, it’s a bit tight, can you see my helmet? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5834 It's the ultimate in our fall retro line. And no dry cleaning bills. Just a moist cloth and a can of WD-40 is all you40AdobeOrg 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5835 Do you have anything a little breezier? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5836 This is the new look. Those vertical stripes are SO 12th Century! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5837 Think of it as "joist casual." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5838 Of course, our deluxe Casanova model features a frontal flap as an option. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5839 Life is tough darling, but so are you. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5840 And unlike the lumbersexual look, all that attention to personal grooming can take a back seat. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5841 It's our most popular model. We have it in regular for hard knocks and heavy duty for slings and arrows. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5842 You're all set for the modern times of this administration with the extra goodie of foiling those facial recognition cameras. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
5843 Our very best volcano suit. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5844 I'm sorry sir,this suit does not have a zipper opening. We only use buttons. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5845 Yes, its our new the type "A" personality line. Would you like to see the matching sword stick pin? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5846 Very good sir, I will summon the tailor. Did you bring a pair of dress sollerets; or would you like me retrieve a house pair for the fitting? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5847 Just apply a few drops of oil weekly to the joints, Sir. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5848 You'll be her knight in shining armor. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5849 It goes well with a solid red power tie. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5850 Alterations are included, we have a machinist at the store. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5851 Lancelot, that suits you! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5852 Sir, I still say Stormy's going to recognize you. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5853 Thanks to Trump, I'll soon be able to serve a King again. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5854 It's the latest trend in mail attire. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5855 Yes, this is our latest line for those who prefer to dress defensively. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5856 I’m sure it will come back into fashion. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5857 This is our top of the line power suit...can I show you some accessories? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5858 It's all the rage at the White House 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5859 I told you that you’re not in Oz. youewyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek?reload=true 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
5860 That's the out the door, in the box with every rebate price.... rustproofing included!! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5861 It's what all the new Trump hires are wearing..... It is supposed to increase their job security when dealing with the press, Congress and their boss! 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
5862 Now this suit is 100% organic 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5863 We also have it in three buttons. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5864 It's the latest fashion must for those raking in outrageous fortune! 1.1549 0.06231 71 65 1 5
5865 I cannot give you any guarantee if you could have this tomorrow. It is the last one. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5866 Sir, I realize family gatherings can be awkward, but is this really the best suit choice for your ex-wife's wedding? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5867 This is our top of the line jouster. When Lenny finishes welding the final changes, I guarantee you'll win that damsel. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5868 It comes with one year of unlimited hardware repair and a link to online instruction in use of the battle axe and longbow. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5869 I believe it is: "Mirror, mirror, on the glass..." 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5870 Now, none of your family can find your weak spots. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5871 It's exactly the same model as Mr. Zuckerberg's. Cloaking device activation is on the wrist modem. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5872 M 16? Look, its for show. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5873 It's very popular nowadays. Rust proof stainless, and instead of dry cleaning just walk slowly through a carwash. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5874 And it's wrinkle-resistant. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5875 Did I mention it's non-iron. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5876 I like it but can you bring out the waist a tad? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5877 There is a surcharge for chivalry... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5878 You look like a million rivets! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5879 The Knight in Shining Armour look, always a classic. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5880 That Mad Men episode with the lawnmower really did a number on you, huh? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5881 I'll check to see if we have it in pink, Sir. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5882 ..." it suits you, Sir Lancelot! " 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
5883 Yes, you do qualify for our Veterans Day sale. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5884 The rivets are slimming. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5885 Yes, you wear the visor down, when you want a more formal declaration of war. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5886 I hear the dress code for the next Royal Wedding is going to be medieval white tie. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5887 Going into the midterms, Mr. Senator, I think you'll need something more durable." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5888 Don't wear it swimming! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5889 It also comes with optional wi-fi surround-sound ... 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5890 With your chivalric demeanor the ladies will find you irrestible when you wear this suit. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5891 Edna, I like it. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5892 Just throw it in the dryer and it self polishes. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5893 We'll bring in the shoulders so you'll be less of a target. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5894 And your mother will sleep better. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5895 Armour All will keep it looking like new! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5896 No ironing needed. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5897 “I’m a shell of my former self.“ 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5898 A canister of W-2 comes with the purchase. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5899 Women do quite like a man in uniform! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5900 We’ll show them. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5901 Notice the inseam. If done incorrectly, it can be a real problem. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5902 The seams have GorTex so it won’t rust when you joust in the rain 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5903 I hear it'll be sunny and dry for the rest of the summer. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5904 Perfect atire for your new Presidential Spokesperson job. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5905 Fits you like a gauntlet. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5906 Now I wasn't exactly sure what you meant by a silver suit but now I realize you didn't mean a suit of silver. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5907 Certainly, our blacksmith will be happy to take that in a few inches. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5908 This one looks nice on you! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5909 Our tailor has a Masters in metallurgy. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5910 I noticed your stallion was perusing the chain mail. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5911 Once broken in, it is even sexier! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5912 At least your will a little more protected from the current administration 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5913 Er, no sir. I don't know of any distressed damsels at the moment. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5914 Yes sir, this is the ultimate in protection against electronic intrusion, and may I say, sir, that it hangs very well and is very flattering. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5915 The perfect suit for the gentleman who hates to iron. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5916 It's very popular on the campaign trail this season. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5917 Free Rust proofing for the Knights at the Round Table this week only. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5918 We can take it in at the nose. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5919 Looks great! Now what about those work clothes you were thinking about? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5920 May I suggest a more breathable fabric sir? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5921 We're having a special; buy one, get one free. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5922 It’s the new look in Asian-American wear. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5923 Make it work. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5924 It's our Knight in Shining Armor line. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5925 This suit comes with special Kevlar sleeves that are breathable and sword and fire resistant. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5926 It's from the new female line. 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
5927 We have two other coats, one that comes with with dents and rusting; the other with pin stripes and executive collar. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5928 It suits you to a T 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5929 No protection against tasers Bro. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5930 It also comes in oil-rubbed bronze. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5931 I’ve groped every actress in this town. You’re the last holdout. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5932 Is this helmet designed for Australian knights? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
5933 I'm sure your mother would approve. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5934 And remember, take your elbows off at the movie. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5935 I don't think it makes you look fat at all! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5936 So on trend. It's the latest in vintage style. 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
5937 It's our feel safe in the workplace model 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5938 ... and it'll be great for verbal jousting as well! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5939 Preppy? I thought you said vintage prepper. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5940 Your Armani suit will be ready tonight. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5941 Excuse me madam, I feel that this outfit does not come in your color. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5942 I think we should take a photo of you and we can post it on tin-der. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5943 I think you may be taking this ‘Dark Knight’ thing a bit to far, Master Wayn 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5944 In fact I'd say it will really enhance your messaging, Dr. Peterson. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5945 Haha you look like a metal condom you dweeb 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5946 You'll be impervious to Trump insults! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5947 And it is guaranteed stainless steel. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5948 It is not too heavy. Steve Bannon is back. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5949 It's the latest light-weight, aluminum fashion that won't rust in the rain or at the beach, and provides full protection from the sun. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5950 Does this suit make me look too shiny? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5951 I like you in steel gray and blood red. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5952 It's perfect for your trip to Constantinople! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5953 Slightly retro with a classic cut, the perfect power suit for powering down 5th avenue. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5954 I meant night not knight. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5955 I'd like to show some more sock. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5956 Looks good but we may need to alter it especially around the hips 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5957 May I suggest that you don't travel to countries with Monsoon seasons? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5958 This is our new jousting cut. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5959 You,ll cut a fine figure at the next joust. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5960 It’s got pockets! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5961 If I may say so, Sire, the polished chest plates and reduced sized knee protectors make this look so au currant. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5962 It's almost new. The last owner was known as Sir Coward. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5963 Do you have anything in a navy blue ?? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5964 suitable for press briefings and boardroom, sir 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5965 It comes with a year of free wash and wax at the Car Palace. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5966 It's a real statement piece. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5967 We can send it out for tailoring but it could take a millenium. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5968 It comes with a no iron shirt! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5969 Knowing the missus, I recommend the optional asbestos shorts. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5970 It’s perfect for when your ideology trumps your decency. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5971 I'm getting it for my medieval times interview 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5972 It's called Over Armor and very popular with the senior crowd. Practically dentless." 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5973 Don't even think about trying to use the restroom in this thing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5974 As you ordered: the Renaissance-time travel suit. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5975 It's a bit medieval, but I promise you look good. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5976 This shiny suit suits you well. Good luck on the blind date. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5977 A little chainmail off the shoulders and I think we have ... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5978 You say it feels a little tight? No problem, we'll just let it out a little. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5979 This suit will pay for itself; good-bye to expensive dry cleaning bills. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5980 And this one comes with an extra pair of lance. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5981 It will be more comfy in battle with a few squirts of WD-40. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5982 A tummy tuck perhaps? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5983 IT'S A PERFECT DISGUISE! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5984 It's from the new Scott Pruitt Collection. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5985 Lubrication is included 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5986 We thought it would be sentimental for you, Elbert Arryn. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5987 It comes in your choice of colors. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5988 I believe the alteration in the waist worked. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5989 A tie is optional! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5990 Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for a stiffer suit this year... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5991 In the age of Antifa it's a fraternity must-have. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5992 It comes with a case of WD-40. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5993 It flatters your posture. That's about it. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5994 Loosen up! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5995 You’ve gone this far sir. No cuffs. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5996 For this suit we take 50% off on there days out of the year: Halloween, Tax Day... and Trump's birthday. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5997 It's LGBTQ-approved! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5998 Orthodonture would help with the overbite. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5999 It comes with a lifetime rustproof guarantee. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6000 That will be a total of $450 per gram including taxes. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6001 Voila! Its bee-utifell monsieur, nobody ever shall touch wearing dees ensemble. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6002 I mean obviously, I'd have to taper it at the knees. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6003 I think it'll really give that 'knight in shining armour' look you're going for. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6004 . . . and our accessories department has a fine assortment of the latest in lances. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6005 The damsels go wild for this look. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6006 "It's definitely not your father's suit. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6007 Don't worry. The sleeves will ride up with wear. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6008 You can accessorize with any color of chain link. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6009 I think it's fitting given we specialize in hostile take overs. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6010 Classic styling, but with 3D printers we can give you materials that are both breathable and impermeable. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6011 It suits you, sir. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6012 It has day-to-knight appeal 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
6013 It really brings out the color in your eyes. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6014 I'd say it's more onlooker-with-a-conscience." 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6015 The price may seem to be a bitsteep but the suit is rust resistant sir. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6016 Friday’s casual day. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6017 It certainly suits your personality. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6018 We'll shorten the visor if you want to see. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6019 You're what she always wanted. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6020 It's the latest thing to wear to a shareholders meeting. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6021 Even for you, it may be just a tad overbearing. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6022 We usually recommend dry cleaning 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6023 You are a knight in shining armor. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6024 Pshaw. It's a classic look. It doesn't date you at all. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6025 Well, at least it covers up that hair! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6026 We also have it in burnished silver 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6027 No my Lord, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6028 And if you're looking for even more protection you should know that we also offer a complete line of base garments from Under Armour 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6029 It’s a mad, mad, mad world out there. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6030 Add a shawl, and this one works year-round 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6031 A rivet here and a rivet there and it will fit very snugly 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6032 No sir, we do not have it in plaid! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6033 We called it Medieval-Sexual 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6034 Shotgun wedding?Shotgun Wedding? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6035 Are you sure they said *knight* wedding? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
6036 I preferred last year's school uniforms 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6037 It’s carwashable and wrinkle free 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6038 Of course, we can get this in navy and charcoal grey as well. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6039 The Secret Service guys are saying it has become absolutely necessary 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
6040 You look so handsome--everyone will want to Tango with you! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6041 Sir! Are you saying yes to the dress? 1.1447 0.05526 76 69 3 4
6042 I also have this in a double-crested jacket, if you're interested. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6043 See,no tailoring needed, they're "Ready to Wear" 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6044 Try the other profile! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6045 Well Sir, even with Spanx it’s gonna punch! 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
6046 We use Acme Metals for alterations. 1.1447 0.05526 76 69 3 4
6047 This is Wall Street, sir. You're our third white knight this week. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
6048 Sometimes I feel hallow inside. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6049 You can dress it up or down, depending on the occasion. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6050 Will you be wanting sunscreen to pair with this? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6051 It comes with a can of oil 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6052 For the LAST time, I'm not making a hole for your "little jousting sword!" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6053 Of course, we can have our blacksmith take it in if required. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6054 No extra charge for cuffs 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
6055 Trump fights on twitter, but is too scared to joust. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6056 You said looking strong was a priority, and you look strong in metallic. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6057 I must say, the polished steel really complements your magnetic personality. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6058 I assure you, with this tin- you won't need a heart. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6059 Do you hang to the right or left? It's a very important consideration with this suit. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6060 Of course we can adjust the inseam. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6061 We even have a great welder for alterations. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6062 It’s a little tight, but it’s perfect for knight life. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6063 I’d say your well suited for a Board of Director’s attack. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6064 Sir, I think it really suits you. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6065 You'll be a hit at the Congressional Ball. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6066 You won't ever have to worry about ironing again. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6067 Perhaps you’d prefer something in our Arthurian line. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6068 Okay you've made your point. Now let me try it on. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6069 Sorry, we only carry metric fasteners 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6070 That also come in a pinstripe. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6071 It's a very slimming look on you, Sir. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6072 The next model up is 100% carbon fiber with an aero helmet. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6073 Studies show that wearing a nice suit like this one makes you feel more powerful. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6074 Yes Sir, you can absolutely get customized wardrobe malfunctions for both your breastplate and caboose...but any alterations in the nether regions is dependent on local, state a federal law. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6075 Don't bother about keeping still, they can't see you. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6076 So, tell me again how you got that invitation to a medieval costume party. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6077 It sends a quiet Renaissance man message. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6078 It's the newest rage for White House employees trying to get a date in Washington. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6079 The inseam looks a bit rusted. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6080 I don’t think ‘looking for my knight in shining armor’ was literal.” 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6081 It's the newest in fashion: Transgeneration 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6082 Not having a tailored suit is simply medieval. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6083 Airports are a problem, but we throw in a second pair of pants and lifetime lubrication. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6084 I think it should be taken in a little at the shoulders 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6085 May I suggest a day suit as well? 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6086 You'll never need to dry clean your suit again. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6087 Of course, you will need a can opener to go to the bathroom... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6088 Does it make me look fat, Alfred? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
6089 We’ll even throw in a matching shield free of charge. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6090 Mirror, mirror, on the the wall, can this one against #metoo stand tall?! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6091 It comes with vacuum attachments! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6092 It also comes in polished silver, and the copper version has an exquisite weathered patina. Will you be wanting a matching mace? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6093 As always 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6094 It really compliments your figure. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6095 Well yes, it is made of iron, but no, it won’t make you fly. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
6096 Looks great, perfect fit, just avoid unabashed sprays of water 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6097 It looks like it barely adds a pound! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6098 Gorgeous. They'll hardly recognize you walking down the aisle. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6099 You’ll definitely save on dry cleaning, it’s wrinkle resistant! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6100 It's from our 'Middle Ages' Collection. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6101 If you insist on running as a Democrat in Trump-leaning counties, we suggest that you wear it for door-to-door campaigning. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6102 It also comes in wool and linen. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6103 As a bonus, this suit comes with a Homeland Security authorization to allow you to bypass all airline security. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6104 They say it is all the rage 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6105 This is what all the Trump cabinet members are wearing 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
6106 This suit works very well for the thin-skinned, young executive. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
6107 The ultimate Trump shiny object...the public won't be able to concentrate on the Administration's grifting and atrocities. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6108 My, that really suits you! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
6109 Titanium is both lightweight and strong, and still not discovered by others. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6110 The formal look is always good. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6111 You look sharp in that suit, but maybe you'd look better in somethong a little more modern. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
6112 Jeff, we've been having sessions since March, no need to be so guarded. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6113 It’s a little loose in the seat, but we can’t take it in. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6114 The classic knight in shining armor look is always in style. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6115 It will never wear out but be careful of any rust. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6116 It's on sale already. Additional chiropractic benefits are not included." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6117 It’s trending retro right now. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6118 Did you want to try it in seersucker? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6119 You look stylish in your over armor. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6120 Play to win. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6121 This is our new retro "never needs dry cleaning" power suit. A little WD-40 an you are always good to go! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6122 The Sheen is UV Protective, it also comes in Sharkskin" 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6123 It's slim fit and the silver-gray sheen is a classic chameleon color for all occasions, daily battles and date night. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6124 I know it might be a little old fashion, but you know how style always comes around 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6125 It's like looking into a mirror 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
6126 To me, it looks perfect. But we do have a tailor available to make fine adjustments. No charge! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6127 May I suggest a broadsword to go with your outfit? It's sure to impress the ladies. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6128 This material has just the right amount of give. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6129 I’ll add some shoulder padding 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
6130 It protects the vulnerable you 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6131 Ma'am, I'm not sure this is appropriate for your wedding. 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
6132 It’s specially reinforced against Senate Hearings 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6133 It's very slimming 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
6134 How does it breath? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6135 I'm not sure this would be considered looking at yourself in the mirror. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6136 One of its best features is that it actually does not interfere with "no collusion". 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6137 It will be three weeks for alteration. Our smithy is backlogged. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6138 These shareholder meetings are a lot of fun huh! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6139 Good luck. You are now best dressed for Dragon Quest. Or is it Monster Hunter? or Slayer of Resident Evil? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6140 It's perfect for daytime to night-wear. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6141 Yes, sir, that cut CAN hide even George Wendt's beer belly. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6142 we also have it in copper or gold. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6143 And the versatility! You can wear it day to . . . well, you know. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6144 We'll polish it for you before you go so you really will be her knight in shining armor! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6145 I suppose you’re right; she didn’t specify what kind of suit... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6146 It's the rage of Seville Row! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6147 Well, yes, we did advertise for a night watchman, but... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6148 Yes, some people just wear the hat. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6149 We can weld on cuffs—-if you wish? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6150 We have one with stripes will make you look positively ferocious. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6151 The deluxe model comes with a heart. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6152 It's from the Sir Lancelot collection. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6153 Is this suit for a hot knight on the town? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6154 Hell no - I gave you an oil-rub yesterday! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6155 Sometimes, a return to old traditions is the most effective way to stand out. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6156 In this case, 'off the rack' is preferred. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6157 We also have a sale on loincloths 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6158 Left or right? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6159 Sorry, we don't get any more modern. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6160 This week only it’s buy one get one free. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6161 SLAAYYY KNIGHT! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6162 Comes with a carton of WD 40 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6163 "I agree, Sir, you should have an upper hand on the Bachelorette. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6164 You do look ready to conquer the board meeting 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6165 But what if she hurts my feelings? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6166 This one does not need ironing 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6167 As a special promotion this week, Sir, each suit comes with a complimentary sheath for your sword. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6168 You'll find it quite slimming. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6169 It's the perfect back to school outfit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6170 Trust me, this is what everyone will be wearing next year, after society collapses. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6171 And for the fall 2018 collection, the suit comes with extra protection against your friends who keep sending you memes. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6172 It also comes in the brass and antique gold. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6173 Mr. President, this is perfect for the war room. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6174 It comes in polished steel, a lite summer aluminum, titanium, and what we like to call “The Trump”. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6175 I think the nipped waist works well with the tapered leg. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6176 Apologies Sir,we cannot tailor for a right or left dress... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6177 Madam, I almost didn't recognize you without your glasses. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6178 Your presence shall be displayed in a pleasing manner. This promise I uphold! 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6179 An excellent choice, sir. But my suit protects me from reflection. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6180 Honestly, Herb, you've never looked better. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6181 That looks knight on you. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6182 Sorry, but I do have to follow protocol. Do you dress right or do you dress left? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6183 The wrinkle-free fabric is my favorite part. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6184 It also comes in brass, Mr. President. Since you dress on the right, you might find that a more comfortable fit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6185 The suit is $1500 and comes with a free horse. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6186 That’s the Knight fit! 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6187 No Sir, it does not make your butt look fat 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6188 What happens if it gets wet? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6189 If sir will tell me whether he dresses left or right, I can have the armorer and blacksmith let things out a bit if the fit us too tight 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6190 Think of it as the original power suit 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6191 Once we let the greaves out an inch or two, the fit will be perfect. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6192 We unfortunately can't let out this jacket for you. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6193 May I suggest adding an overly long necktie . wir. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6194 A little too casual for a Tinder date 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6195 No one will notice that it's non-iron. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6196 She’ll definitely find you manly in this one. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6197 Dry clean. Light starch. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6198 Your 3-D chess game is looking better already, sir. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6199 Yes, yes, Cole! This is the perfect suit for you to wear tomorrow evening when you accompany Miss Doris. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6200 It's you! Any alterations will take six months. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6201 You're a lucky model to walk in this outfit! It's our top designers' latest work. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6202 It'll cost you a king's ransom. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6203 A stylish fix for your latex allergies, sir.” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6204 Make sure you dry clean only...alterations are extra. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6205 It's really Under Armour going back to its roots. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6206 Perfect for budget time! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6207 As PETA says, "Wearing vegan is easy once you know what to look for." Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, South Carolina 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6208 And this is the ‘I really don’t care’ style for men. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6209 It’s wash and warfare. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6210 It comes with a can opener included. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6211 Would you like to try it in a white? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6212 . . . a perfect fit! And our tailor can make adjustments, if need be . . . 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6213 Wonderful choice, sir. Would you care to sign up for our chain mail notifications? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6214 Notice they're showing a little more cuff at the sleeve this year in the Armor-Mani collection. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6215 ...and it comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6216 It's wash 'n wear too! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6217 I think a full break. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6218 It’s actually quite important to know whether you dress left or right. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6219 It fits doesn't it? Do keep out of the rain, rust, you know. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6220 This is armor sophisticated knightwear. She'll get the point. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6221 "Mr. Wayne, this comes in Black and Very Dark Grey. Bat ears can be custom tailored by our in-house haberdasher." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6222 No sir, no chinks in your armor. Border Patrol stopped 'em. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6223 It was all the rage with the ladies working at Miramax. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6224 We, of course, will do necessary alterations. Do you dress on the right side or the left side? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6225 Do you dress to the left or to the right? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6226 Hey Luck...you're back, star wars await again. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6227 It's very popular among middle age men and it comes with a life time guarantee 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6228 The most rewarding part of this job is a satisfied customer. The second most rewarding part is playing with dudes' junk. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6229 Just think Mr. Spicey, in 896 days you’ll be able to show your face again. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6230 Sorry. the only "Reduced Clang" outfit we have is in the loincloth department. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6231 Perfect for the boardroom,or holidays with the in-laws. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6232 Big knight out? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6233 It just came back from the cleaners. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6234 I want to cosplay as a sexy Pikachu so I don’t judge you for walking around like a broke-ass Scooby Doo villain. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6235 It also comes in seersucker for the summer months. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6236 No, I don’t think a bow tie would complete the power statement you’re looking for. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6237 Our cast-iron suits never need ironing. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6238 This one is designed with the heavy-set bachelor in mind. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6239 You do shine up nicely, sir. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6240 I think you might be mislead,i think your father meant a condom. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6241 this is for last weeks - 1 day late "It was his idea - He's Donald Trumps Guardian Angel" thank you 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6242 Dry clean only ? No Sir, it is wash, wax and bluff...with occasional oiling. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6243 It should protect you against tweets and immigration policies. It comes in children's sizes,too. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6244 The single breasted works very well for your figure. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6245 I think it will look better at night, sir. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6246 and it is very affordable 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6247 I have no doubt this bight will be special! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6248 It doesn’t actually look like it adds 10 pounds. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6249 If anything, I think a cummerbund would add to the effect you're going for!" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6250 Ooh! Suit you sire. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6251 Riveting presentation, sir. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6252 It’s designed to never go out of style. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6253 Listen, this suit is our hottest trend. It's this or suit shorts, your choice. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6254 Of course, alterations are a little extra. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
6255 The waist fit perfectly. We just have to raise the left shoulder a little bit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6256 The theme of this wedding is red. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6257 It'd sasabelt and guaranteed not to wrinkle! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6258 Is it a bit fey for you? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6259 Well, it's a faster way to get rid of Trump 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6260 Fabrications are included. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6261 It's 17th Century blue steel. We'll shine it up for you, no charge, and throw in a box of Viagra. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6262 I’m fresh out of chalk. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6263 It also comes with a year's supply of oil, Sir. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6264 Marvellous, Sir! Not a joint out of place. And a wonderful posture, as ever. The only problem for gentlemen these days is, of course, that one has to plan one's route to the loo, beforehand. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6265 We also carry this in a lovely mauve with salmon-pink highlights! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6266 They enforce a strict dress code in night school these days. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6267 Yes, sir. Is the Dark Knight rising? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6268 You know we’re not in Kansas anymore? Perhaps it’s time for a new look ! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6269 We'll throw in the undercoating for free 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6270 No, madame, it gives your derriere a certain je ne sais quoi, 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6271 Most bounty hunters can't pull this off, but look at you! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6272 Did you say this suit was Armani? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6273 We also have it in chainmail. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6274 Your Ex will never recognize you. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6275 It's imported and impervious. It's Teflon! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6276 If I may say so myself, Sir, you shine up like a new penny. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6277 This should take care of the tomatoes at the end of the performances ... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6278 It's a sensible choice for today's business world. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6279 Senator, no need to worry. I’m quite sure your constituents at next week’s Town Hall meeting will understand the need for the image change. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6280 Quit being so defensive. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6281 No ironing needed... that's a joke.” 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6282 They say nothing ever really goes out of style 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6283 A little tight? Not to worry; it will stretch. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6284 It’s simply you Audrey! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6285 The fit is perfect. It will also shield you when the missus has one of her moments. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6286 For the boutonnière, I’d suggest a blood red rose over a carnation. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6287 Shall I wrap it up for you 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6288 I'm told metallic is trending... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6289 Our blacksmith unveils at Paris Fashion Week in September. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6290 If it is too tight we have a metal worker on staff. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6291 There's still time to do pleats and cuffs. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6292 It's designed by Tommy Armour. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6293 And this look is so versatile that it easily transitions from day to Knight 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6294 Would go great with our 12 foot jousting poll. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6295 We also offer free alterations and a rust protection plan. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6296 "No, Sir. It doesn't make your booty look too big." 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6297 I don't know.. looks a little rusty 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6298 My son is also a 42 long 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
6299 And with the big red tie, it’ll be a hit with your base 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6300 Do not worry, my Templar, you look virile, your boner still will be most appreciated at Cambridge, Oxford and Imperial... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6301 Do you have anything with a larger breast plate? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6302 Trust me. It won't make your lance look fat. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6303 Excuse me, sir, that suit is for white people only. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6304 The boutonniere is sturdy. You could wear a flower every day. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6305 The latest in reflective armor. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6306 I see you're going through a Gothic phase... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6307 Fits you well. With our special buy two and get one free however the shipping is extra. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6308 You'll grow into it.... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6309 It's really going to protect you during the World Cup. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6310 Can I interest you in a can of oil that will enhance your very sensible purchase 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6311 Much more practical than white satin in my opinion. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6312 Oh, yes Sir, that's definitely you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6313 Unfortunately this our last suit in your size. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6314 Yes, this alloy is a bit pricey, but its unbeatable clang is worth it. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6315 The Ant Man armor is really trendy right now 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6316 This is not what I meant by Under Armour. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6317 A little pricy I know, but alterations are included 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6318 And, of course, our metal shop provides alterations at no extra cost. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6319 I know it is ahead of it’s time, but the way things are going The Crusades is going to be all the rage. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6320 It's medieval all right, but the price is current because of the new iron import duties 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6321 And today, we have a special on the matching codpiece! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6322 Is it casual enough for you? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6323 Bitchin'! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6324 No Sir, by "right or left?" I did not mean your sword 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6325 Durable yet comfortable. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6326 Welcome back Mr. Wick. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6327 Looks like you might have to move up to a 44 long shanks. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6328 It breaths more than you'd think. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6329 Artisanal swaging is our passion. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6330 It is a very popular suit among the Cabinet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6331 It makes me look matte! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6332 Of course our smithy is available for alterations. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6333 Donald, they will still know it is you. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6334 Sure, you can get it cheaper through chain letters and e-mail, but this way you'll know that it really fits. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6335 This one really suits you. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6336 Check or cash, sir ? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6337 No, your beneficiaries cannot collect on the lifetime guarantee policy. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6338 stop calling yourself Sir, stop it stop it 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6339 And it is perfect for casual Friday. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6340 It’s all the rage with the Millinials, but perhaps you are looking for something more GenX? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6341 Still jousting with your ex-wife? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6342 It breathes. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6343 Dress right or alt-right, Sir? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6344 And the price includes free pressing for the life of the garment. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6345 And there are accessories for every occasion. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6346 Left or right, sir, it doesn't matter: The gentleman will always experience a perfect fit. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6347 All the CEO’s are wearing it. Shows you don’t shy from a good battle. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6348 It’s titanium. If you get a dent the doctors will have to amputate. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6349 Sure you could rent, but every gentleman should own a set of armor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6350 It makes you look slimmer-in a medieval way. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6351 "And I hope, sir, that your divorce goes smoothly." 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6352 I think this really captures your true self! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6353 That's true, no-iron can make one seem less serious. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6354 No , I'm afraid it's not wash and wear . 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6355 Sometimes rules get broken. In this case it’s not just the man, it’s the suit too”. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6356 It's great, because it never wrinkles. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6357 Wear it higher on the other hip, Doctor. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6358 Now you're safe from those ruffians in the back of the plane, Mr. Pruitt. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6359 Headed out to Las Vegas for the Golden Knights game? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6360 Perhaps you would like to try something from our new caveman collection for summer? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6361 Yes, I suppose the dry-cleaners will balk. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6362 The armor makes you a shell of a man. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6363 It travels well. The wrinkles just hang out in the closet, even after it's been folded in your suitcase. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6364 The queen told me that would-be knights usually dress in white. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6365 This is the last time you’ll be asked if you dress on the right or the left. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6366 Reporters can’t touch you while you’re wearing that, Ms Huckabee Sanders. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6367 And you'll find it's ideal for jousting. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6368 We could give you more vent holes, but who falls for that global-warming stuff anyhow? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6369 Nah, the jury will love you in it! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6370 Hello, hello, hello! And how's my favorite empty suit of armor that I have sex with in my walk-in closet doing? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6371 This suit of armor helped Henry V win at Agincourt. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6372 Some things just never go out of style 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6373 .........and it's non leather. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6374 Looks great...Just so you, we accept plunder. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6375 You can wear it with or without a tie. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6376 Now if only your wife could keep her trap shut. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6377 Well, I do have it on good authority that the fair damsels out there will adore it. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6378 And it has built in RFID shielding. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6379 The iron is very slimming. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6380 It really is one of our most slimming suits 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6381 It's the latest ''Back to School' fashion. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6382 Retro is in this year 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6383 This model does wonders for the waistline. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6384 We need to take about two inches of each arm. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6385 And we'll throw in the rustproofing for free. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6386 As you can see, our mirrors are disgusting. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6387 In my day, sir, women used to flock to this outfit, now we recommend it only for Halloween. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6388 Yes, it is for every man who wants a knight on the town. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6389 Those aren't patches, Sir - they're part of the whole ensemble. If we left them off, it wouldn't work. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6390 What did you do to piss off the bride? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6391 Now you can go up against anyone, except Trump, of course" 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6392 This is what you have wear if you want to play with your friends in Camelot. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6393 Well Sir, this is our most modestly priced suit. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable viewing our squire section? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6394 Heavy metal haute couture is all the rage, sir. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6395 knight or day, très chic 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6396 That suit fits you like a million dollars! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6397 It's replacing the lumberjack beard in Brooklyn.... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6398 Dress for the job I want. Check. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6399 Yes, the GunzAmok line has been very popular this year. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6400 Yes, Sir, this suit will stand up to the scurrilous slings and arrows you will most assuredly face on " Hardball " ! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6401 The. Suit is perfect for a "knight" out. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6402 If you are just starting on Wall Street this is what I would go with. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6403 The medievalist works well on you and it transitions easily from day to night 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6404 It may not breathe much but it transitions nicely from day to knight 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6405 It’s a three season suit 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6406 Why no, I don't think it makes you look fat at all. In fact, you look quite svelte 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6407 keep the visor down and no will suspect you're his ex at the masquerade party. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6408 Quite a popular look since "The Tutors" aired on PBS. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6409 Just wash in in Armor-all; no ironing. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6410 No Sir, it does not make your butt look big. And yes, it is indeed ‘the suit’ for a night on the town. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6411 Actually, I think it makes your bum look small! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6412 It's the signature suit in our neo-classical line. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6413 It's hard to see in the mirror but it's perfect for the Knight's ball 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6414 It's what all the stylish young press secretaries are wearing this season. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6415 We’ll have it welded for you in time for the joust. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6416 I'm still hoping that Ms. I'm-So-Progressive is going to give up on the whole "Knight in Shining Armor" theme. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6417 They say it's the suit that makes the man. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6418 We call it the "safe suit". 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6419 Sorry. We are out of that type in your size… 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6420 It's just right for the #me too movement. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6421 It's Iron Man! Only retro. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6422 As usual, no washing machine and no iron. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6423 Now you look like a member of the royal family" 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6424 Anywhere but a golf course. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6425 Its a real bargain -- in the Ladies department the pink version costs an extra $100 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6426 It's 20% off this week. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6427 Since the pen is mightier than the sword, it also comes with a complementary pocket protector. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6428 The helmet’s VR screen comes preloaded with an invigorating joust. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6429 It's lightweight, breathable and rust proof. The finest mix of Kevlar, plastic and forged steel. I can throw in a free sword from the sporting goods dept. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6430 Obviously, our blacksmith will take care of any alterations. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6431 Very classy. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6432 I promise it’s all the rage in Europe. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6433 It's a steal, I'll take it! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6434 ...and the bridesmaids will be in a well during the ceremony, sir. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6435 It will give after a few wearings. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6436 It's all about the angles 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6437 Mr. Clooney, I'm quite sure you will be the talk of this year's Met Gala. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6438 This is the ORIGINAL Iron Man costume, sir. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6439 And you won’t need to iron it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6440 This outfit will slay them on Lady’s Knight, sir! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6441 This material is the ultimate in stain and wrinkle resistance. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6442 If a classic look is what you're after for the royal wedding, I'd you really can't do better. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6443 No,we can't do cuffs, but we can do WD-40. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6444 It suits you!I definitely suits you! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6445 Acme Corporation doesn't stand a chance, Mr. Ichan. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6446 And it comes with a personalized can opener. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6447 True wash and wear, sir! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6448 You'll be completely protected from the media, no longer able to hear, see or feel it! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6449 It's very slimming - as long as the rivets don't pop. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6450 You're gonna knight the way you look. I guarantee it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6451 It's a very "New York " look. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6452 You don't have to worry about starch anymore! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6453 The helmet can be worn optionally for board meetings. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6454 We'll pad you up better than they did the Queen. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6455 It suits you fine Sir. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6456 I can have it for you Tuesday.. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6457 Renaissance Slim is all we carry now, I’m afraid. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6458 That's just the mirror adding an extra 90 pounds. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6459 DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK FAT? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6460 And it comes in Teflon, Ms. Nielsen. Pruitt, so it cleans up easily after dinner meetings with the public. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6461 Best dress list for sure. Form fitting. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6462 Our tailor will be out as soon as he finds a saw. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6463 Looks great! Now let's head to the shoe department. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6464 Forget dry cleaning-it comes with a year ‘s supply of metal polish 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6465 We have a two for one special this week 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6466 Actually, I’m leaning towards the blue blazer. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6467 Man of Steel! Fills the shoes of Superman himself, in the old style. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6468 Alfred: "A suit of armor for The Dark Knight!" 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6469 It will never have to go to the dry cleaner! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6470 Hemming is extra - that’s why it’s priced so low. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6471 Don't worry about the length, we a blacksmith on-site. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6472 I think the knee and elbow pad accessories are perfect! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6473 Of course, you can't wear this suit in the day. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6474 The zipper can be a bit tricky so we are pleased to offer an alternative button kit for a small surcharge 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6475 You are ready to leave home 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6476 Man, if you like your collars stiff.... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6477 It also comes in 'No Iron' if you want." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6478 And for this bespoke suit , we accessorize with an electric can openert 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6479 Your armour isn't so shining any more and hence, no more damsels. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6480 Brains are extra, of course! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6481 And it comes with a two-year rust proof warranty. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6482 Guaranteed wrinkle-free. Just use WD-40 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6483 Much better and classier than Tactical pants Sec. Pruitt ! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6484 Definitely for more of a Knight time look. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6485 Trust me, in this non-stick copper, jousting has never been more convenient or easy to clean. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6486 The fit is simply to die for 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6487 In the Middle Ages this was a fashion find! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6488 You see the outside, but of course, the inner man makes the outer man 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6489 and there's a lifetime wrinkle free guarantee. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6490 I want something that I can wear to the next board meeting that will suggest power,style, and confidence 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6491 And you're sure it wasn't "...a night in honor.."? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6492 Sir Render, it suits you 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6493 Cuffs are optional. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6494 It breathes better than the latex version, doesn’t it? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6495 Best of all, you’ll never have to iron out any wrinkles! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6496 When you pull an all-knighter it reflects well on you! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6497 Definitely saves on the dry cleaners bill 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6498 Frankly, Monsieur, Its definitely between this and the Space Suit. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6499 It suits you, it's a perfect fit, you can wear it anywhere. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6500 Adjustment at the arm .. uh .. armor ? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6501 Slim fit looks good on you. Wanna try classic fit too? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6502 Don't worry. It relaxes with wear. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6503 Perfect for your Nobel Prize acceptance speech! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6504 Yes, it's rustproof if an unfortunate event happens. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6505 It's our new lighter metal style-helps you conserve energy. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6506 We have it in a light metallic grey tweed also. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6507 It might rust but in looking at you I think your likely to rust first. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6508 I'll throw in free teflon undercoating and super glide gel if you take it with you today. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6509 Sorry it doesn’t come in short sleeves 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6510 No, I said I needed NIGHT-wear. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6511 And you'll never worry about your fly being open. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6512 And it comes with an all-expense-paid trip to Oz! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6513 It has a strong firming effect, doesn't it? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6514 Our finest iron sir - and with delicate copper and zinc detail, we guarantee your brass won’t look big in this... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6515 And you'll be happy to know that your round table will be delivered this afternoon. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6516 I think you're ready for the MET Gala. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6517 So when’s the divorce hearing? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6518 Perfect for your next foreign trip, sir. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6519 Who knows, tonight may just be the nigh! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6520 It really suits you! We can shorten the sleeves about an inch and of course oil the joints. Should be ready by the weekend. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6521 You look positively medieval,sir. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6522 It's a good color for you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6523 Women love a man in shining armor ! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6524 Some drops of oil would fix the noise 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6525 Our built-in Knight's Head accessory will extend your time-in-suit up to 12 consecutive hours" 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6526 Would you like to try the dress-left? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6527 going on a date? well why not search our " knights in shining honor" selection? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6528 Now you're ready for a night out ! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6529 You won't need spinach any more, and Olive Oyl will adore it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6530 And it's completely No Iron. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6531 Maybe we can find something to match what your maiden is wearing. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6532 It's what they're wearing this season in Cannes. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6533 I guess this is more of a literal approach to prove that chivalry isn't dead. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6534 Other than taking in the waist a little, I think it's you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6535 I don't know, Hillary, it might protect you in the impending Comey scandal hearings. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6536 You have suited up nicely for meeting your Tinder date in real life for the first time. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6537 I guarantee, you'll never spend the knight alone! 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
6538 This and some chain mail for the spring? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6539 These are all the rage in Washington, Sir! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6540 Sir, it's the new "space force" uniform, do you like it?' | 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6541 Not quite suitable 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6542 It's what all the principals are wearing this year. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6543 But, sir, it won't take you to a galaxy far,far away. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6544 This is a good outfit for the White House press secretary! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6545 When? Well, when do you freshmen have to be in D.C., Senator. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6546 Does this effectively hide my thunder? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6547 Costs extra to have it shined." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6548 Good choice, Sir. As you can see, this style is roomy enough to hold all your junk 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6549 Mr. Smithy would be delighted to let that out for you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6550 Shall we see it with the red lance or the blue lance? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6551 Please refer all of your hipster friends. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6552 A lance and steed, priced separately, are very smart accessories for this suit. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6553 Tailoring the inseam would, of course, be complimentary. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6554 For you, I'll throw in the "Knight in Boxer Briefs" and the "Knight in Striped Pajamas " . 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6555 In addition to aluminum, it also comes in stainless steel. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6556 It's the perfect outfit, with the anticipated effect of the EU tariffs to wear to the possibly hostile shareholders' meeting. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6557 For Melania's rescue, Sir, might I recommend that you accessorize with our popular pigsticker? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6558 The welder can be here by 5 to let out the inseam. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6559 I recommend this fashionable bullet suit for the days to come. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6560 It's innovated with high-speed wifi, cellular data, and a navigation system. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6561 and a summer weight is available in an aluminum-titanium alloy. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6562 You'll want to accessorize with some diapers. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6563 Alloy steel is very in this season. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6564 It comes with a squire and a horse. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6565 Yes, we can let it out at the waist, but our armorer won’t be in until next week. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6566 And better still, no need for dry cleaning! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6567 It's the ultimate retro look, and it comes with a choice of swords. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6568 And yes, it does come in white. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6569 We can always meld the hems. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6570 I've always said that you have to dress for the job you want. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6571 And for $10 extra you get your choice of axe, sword, ball and chain or lance. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6572 It's very slimming, Mr. President. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6573 When I said Dark Knight, I did not mean literally Alfred. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6574 Every fantasized about a night in shining armor? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6575 If it starts to bug you after a couple of days, we'll rivet some pockets on at no charge. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6576 Yes, Sir! A huge, spiky, rainbow colored Mohawk. Right away, Sir. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6577 Who is that? Is that you? No, it's stranger! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6578 It comes with a matching oil can - with or without a handle. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6579 This fits you well but how are you going to kiss the bride? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6580 And just for this week we're throwing in a spare pair of pants and undercoating. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6581 The message speaks for itself, but there's no extra charge if you want customized graffiti. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6582 It wears like iron and never needs pressing. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6583 . . . and you can accent the look with mace or man bag . . . 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6584 Is it possible to just purchase the glove? My girlfriend likes it rough. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6585 well sir I'm sorry batman didn't work. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6586 This one really brings out your eyes. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6587 If it's too tight, we have a lathe operator for alterations. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6588 Which option would you like to try next sir? Birthday or pinstriped?" 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6589 And sir, may I recommend the Gucci leather loafers to complete your look? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6590 Dress Left. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6591 With some chain mail and good pair of slacks, you're ready for siege and pillage. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6592 ...and it's machine washable! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6593 Sir Galihad, our alterations accent your best body and face features, don’t you agree? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6594 It brings out the poet in you. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6595 Prince William, I really think you should reconsider your wedding attire. I believe this is quite a bit outdated sir. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6596 The cuffs are being welded as we speak. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6597 Our welder has a day job, but I can bring him in tonight to make the alterations. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6598 I like it, but dry clean only?” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6599 You look stupid. Join the 21st century, Dork. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6600 Of course, the Body Thimble's warranty is voided by improper use. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6601 Just buff it up and you can be our next Democratic Presidential candidate. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6602 I would say the creases are just about right . What do you think ? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6603 Great part is any shirt and tie works with it ! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6604 I highly recommend having it thoroughly cleaned, people in the Medieval Ages were DISGUSTING 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6605 We've also got it in eggshell. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6606 What else you got? We’re not going with round tables for the reception anymore. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6607 This material creates a perfect echo chamber 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6608 yes, your ass looks VERY big sir..there's going to be a lot of broken hearts tonight 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6609 Of course, any alterations are included at no additional fee. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6610 You might want to take precautions against chafing. Chain mail can be brutal. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6611 Does it come with lead lining? I have a crossover coming up with Superman and I don't want him see me. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6612 we need to take in those shoulders a bit 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6613 After it rusts awhile, It will be more comfortable. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6614 It's the very latest in our knightwear line. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6615 No extra charge for 'shining'. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6616 I hear our president sleeps in this. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6617 And impenetrable to the slings and arrows of outraged journalists. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6618 I recommend our red tie with it. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6619 Over, Under...it's ALL Armour... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6620 Tell her, NO BOOGIE, slow tunes only. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6621 Seems to fit you perfectly across the shoulders,sir. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6622 It looks a bit tight around the shoulders. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6623 We offer complimentary WD40 service 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6624 It might look better if you accessorize 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6625 And the damsels won't be able to resist you. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6626 I see you ve been invited to the royal weeding. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6627 Perfect for Congress meetings and you don't need to iron it 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6628 Nice look. Throw-back suits are in fashion this year. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6629 Frankly, I keep telling Corporate: Carry more styles for day and less for Knight. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6630 It is a little large, but it will shrink in the wash. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6631 All dressed up and nowhere to go ! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6632 Just wear it, it was designed by a Hollywood top ten, red carpet fashion designer. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6633 Its the next trend for hipsters, guaranteed to protect you against the millennial. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6634 We do offer single-use rentals for men placed on the frontline. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6635 Now, may I show you our selection of yeomen? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6636 Not to worry, a simple adjustment will deflect a jousting pole and most other weapons away from the heart and vital organs. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6637 It comes with or without the underwear. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6638 And one of the great perks of our new Lancelot Design is that no sunscreen is ever necessary. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6639 It definitely fits you like an armor. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6640 Thick a 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6641 This suit can go anywhere -- indictments, grand jury hearings, appeals court. All the #MeToo men are wearing it. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6642 ...and its our most durable wrinkle free design. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6643 And for a limited time, it comes with an extra pair of pants! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6644 I'm telling you, the 1160s are all the rage now. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6645 Dress left? Dress right? With this model you'd better be sure. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6646 You will also want a gabardine, in case there's a thunderstorm. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6647 What do you gotta write to win this stupid contest anyway? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6648 I was told modest was in 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6649 That is a very shiny SUIT of armor, sir. *wink wink* 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6650 It does protect you from tweets if you put a large bowl over your head. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6651 And it comes with another set of gauntlets at no extra cost! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6652 I hear armour is really in this spring and look how slimming it is on you! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6653 You do look quite gallant, sir; however, we are unable to accept schillings. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6654 This is the latest in full body protection against viscous tweets Speaker. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6655 If she says yes,we'll give you a free diamond ring to go with it! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6656 You’ll look great on the ,” Knight Shift”, but the new tariffs have raised the cost. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6657 An excellent fit sir. May I also recommend our twenty-five groat rust-guard treatment? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6658 Looks good. I will iron it. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6659 If it's any consolation -- it flattens your ass. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6660 Well it seems to fit well, but only you can truly say if it's a good fit. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6661 They don't come any more 'classic' than that! You do need to oil it periodically though. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6662 We can let it out and give you a scootch more room. The color is perfect on you. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6663 It’s the latest in post-#metoo fashion, sir. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6664 Are you on TSA Pre✓® 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6665 The gauntlets will ride up with wear. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6666 I definitely prefer this to the sharkskin and I think a bag would go nicely matching the shoes and gloves 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6667 Dost thou perceiveth that this fine apparel enlargens the appearance of mine own posterior? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6668 We can spot weld those cuffs while you wait. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6669 Armor is the new black this season 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6670 It's the latest in congressional town hall wear. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6671 Is it is tight in the croctch? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6672 And why, kids? Because Mommy just leaned over to Daddy and whispered, “Is it just me, or does Mrs. Incredible kind of look like Anastasia in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey?’ You know, the girl in the Red Room, with the whips and all?” And Daddy just rested h- 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6673 It's very breathable 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6674 Stylish, durable, and--at no additional charge--rustproofing in all the right places, in case you can't get it off when nature calls. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6675 Well Bob it sure looks like you’re read for a knight out 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6676 This armor comes with lifetime guarantee, or your money back 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6677 It is a bit wrinkled, but a little starch should take care that. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6678 It's well suited for political gatherings. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6679 Today's middle-agers wear it for UV rays, tat-sagging and in-laws jousting. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6680 What a difference a lay makes... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6681 It's what they were all wearing that year. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6682 They've tried and tried, but no one has come up with a more stylish full body armor. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6683 It looks great to me, but I have to check with the wife. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6684 And if you prefer, we can make the shin plates with either cuffs or a full break. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6685 Stylish and it also protects you from the rain. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6686 Gary, we need to talk...you can't do this every time Peggy asks you to reset her password 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6687 This suit comes with free Stain-Guard Protection Sir. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6688 Ahhh, your anus. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6689 It fits like a glove and will be perfect for the midterm elections 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6690 Is it because you don't want me checking your crotch again? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6691 Is that Speed Stick you're wearing? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6692 The suit is fairly cheap but the alterations will cost you. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6693 Well it’s a bit clunky but it’ll have to do 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6694 We don't do alterations anymore, but I can throw in a can of Three-in-One oil. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6695 Perfect for Halloween celebrations and much safer than a Zoot Suit. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6696 If we let out the seams you’ll be able to keep playing golf 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6697 Non-iron, huh? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6698 It also comes in white 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6699 With this suit, you don't need a groin cup. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6700 Yes it is pricier than most suits but it will never see the inside of a dry cleaner. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6701 This is the Tin Man Model, upgraded to aluminum so it does not rust. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6702 It has a transferable lifetime warranty, obviously. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6703 Ya stay fresh for days and it comes with a free oil can. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6704 You just did yourself a favor, boy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6705 We can’t alter it today; the welder won’t be back until Tuesday. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6706 You're in luck! We've got a buy-one-get-one on codpieces this week. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6707 Actually yes, that suit of armor DOES make your ass look fat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6708 Naturally, everything but the codpiece is made of recycled materials. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6709 If you'd prefer, the tailor can cut a vent. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6710 You look very relaxed. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6711 So. You say this party's up at Hyannis Port? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6712 Another damned robot who never can see himself as he is! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6713 Or may I show you something in chain mail? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6714 And, we offer an extended three year warranty that includes annual lubrication and rustproofing. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6715 How will you be paying for that, Mr. Hoe? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6716 We call it La Trump à la frontière 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6717 Well Mr. Lancelot, you're now the bravest in the land and the best dressed! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6718 I dunno... It kinda clashes... I think it’s a tad fashion heavy. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6719 I forgot you were an honorary millennial. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6720 Sir. May I suggest a few accessories? Perhaps an umbrella and lightening rod. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6721 ...and it's wash and wear! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6722 You will want to leave a little extra room in the crotch 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6723 ...and it comes with a can of WD-40. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6724 Just look at that reflection, you’re shining. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6725 As a matter of fact 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6726 Clothes make the man! You are one awesome dude in these retro duds! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6727 It does goes medieval on the hips... 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6728 Like I was saying earlier, sir, if you want to be her knight in shining armor, you better dress like one. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6729 ...and do’nt forget to smile , and make sure you do’nt sound too metallic . 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6730 You've made a wise choice, senator. The overlapping plates will surely help you in the debate tonight. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6731 Don't worry, Sir -- I signed the NDA. Shall I order another one for "the lady"? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6732 This suit also comes with life-time oil can refills. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6733 It comes with a long pole and for $100 more, it'll be guaranteed rust resistant 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6734 Of course it's a little short in the arms. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6735 Armour lookin' good? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6736 You can always cover it with a silly-ass raincoat 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6737 We can take it in a little but I think it feels you fine in the waist. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6738 This is our new newyorker.com/cartoons/contest?mbid Sir, this is our NEW EVENING WEAR called, a Knight to Remember. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6739 It says "I'm feudal, but not *too* feudal". 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6740 Does this peplum make my butt look big? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6741 We are out of mink but hope this coat of arms will hold some appeal. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6742 We'll throw in a lance,if you'd like. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6743 Would you like that with or without cuffs? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6744 It's from the Wayne Industries Summer Collection 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6745 You're gonna kill it at the Republican party! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6746 Can you take in the plackart a smidge, this cuisse is making my thighs look fat. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6747 Don't worry, it'll come back into fashion 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6748 No, madam, I don't think it makes you look fat at all. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6749 How can you see that all parts fit you to a tea? That suit is so tight that you cannot see. You will have to take off your helmet first 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6750 What the manly President with a love for tradition will wear to press conferences. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6751 Sir. It really isn't necessary to try this on nightly. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6752 Well I think that’s the one if you have in mind the upcoming share owners meeting. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6753 It's all the rage in Washington. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6754 You look like a million bulletproof bucks. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6755 Do you think it makes me look fat? 1.1034 0.05867 58 55 0 3
6756 I suggest that you trade the gavel for a mace. Chairing university debates calls for decisive parliamentarism. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6757 Oh, today is your audition with that famous director! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6758 I said dress for a good morning, not a good night! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6759 Believe me...you'll knock 'em dead! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6760 If that’s too tight in the crotch, we have some new chain mail leggings. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6761 You said you wanted something you could wear at night. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6762 No, this suit does not make your butt look fat, Sir. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6763 you are sure to impress her, sir. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6764 I can lengthen the back, and have ready by Tuesday. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6765 The material gets a bit shiny after a while, but we will gladly replace it at a discount. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6766 We offer the same suit in bronze or copper. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6767 A brigand just walked in; care to test the stain resistance? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6768 Do you have this in Chain Mail, there's a little too much Plates? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6769 I recommend Armor All, Mr. Knight” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6770 We'll have to special order the lance. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6771 You know what they say....Fashion fades, but armour is forever... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6772 It’s protection from the lower elements. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6773 The difference is really Knight and day. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6774 Nothing tastes as good as tinny feels. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6775 You’d be fashion forward by 2 up and 1 over. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6776 I lost ten pounds on that diet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6777 NERD ALERT! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6778 It's the latest thing for White House recruits, total protection. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6779 The Emperor's clothes are lovely, but this is more practical. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6780 ... and it was made out of 100% recyclable material, so your no new metal beams were hurt injured. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6781 No, these are not trick mirrors. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6782 Does one size fit all? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6783 "And it comes with a free oil and lube after only three months." 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6784 I’m just gonna run out and lighten my stock portfolio... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6785 We call it mid- century medieval. Very trendy right now. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6786 Bespoke is, hands down, better than off the rack. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6787 You can take it for $500 now, but if you die you'll have to be buried in it. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6788 It's the prototype for school uniforms. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6789 And best of all, it doesn't make your butt look too big. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6790 Certainly, we’ll have it tailored by dawn. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6791 It's going to be a heck of a knight out on the town. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6792 Perfect for the zombie apocalypse. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6793 Toilet? There are no toilets. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6794 Never goes out of style. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6795 Well, they won’t be able to say it’s too revealing. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6796 As the new EPA Administrator that is the perfect suit for the job. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6797 We also have suits of DisArmor. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6798 No, Sir Lancalittle, this does not make your butt look fat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6799 It is our latest Armani armor! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6800 I’m afraid we are going to have to charge you to shorten the sleeves. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6801 As long as it fits in the shoulders, everything else can be fixed. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6802 It’s top-of-the-line stainless steel so no need to carry around an oil can. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6803 It's gender-neutral, body-positive, and socially nonconformist. The fashion of the future. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6804 This week's special—Sizes XS-XXS come with a free oil can. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6805 Alterations are a little extra. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6806 There now, this should give those jousting coworkers second thoughts. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6807 To me you’re still a mail Dash man. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6808 You going to the Renaissance Fair this weekend Fred? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6809 That's a fine selection, sure, but you may find it a bit cumbersome for the beach. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6810 I can loosen the crotch. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6811 You will not be the only one at the Royal Wedding dress like that. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6812 It's very stylish, but we suggest you always carry an umbrella 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6813 You'll be the Knight on the town! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6814 I love it, now let's talk about accessories 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6815 A royal court fit in the mail. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6816 His protect you from everyting, including that clown David Renmick! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
6817 Your enemy will bespokeless by the heft of your weft. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6818 Do you have anything a little more shining? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6819 The tailor wants to know--are you a right-dresser or a left-dresser? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6820 I'll try,but my needle may break. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6821 As you can see,it's rather slimming. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6822 Wear it whichever side you like, who's to notice? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6823 Would you like to see something in a demi-gaunt glove? It would lighten up the look a bit. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6824 Nonsense, it doesn't make you look fat at all. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6825 Don’t worry about that fit, it will ride-up with wear. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6826 Politics is a verbal jousting tournament! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6827 We'll take in a little here, let out a bissell there. You'll be perfect for the marathon on Tuesday. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6828 OK - Now can I measure your inseam? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6829 No, no, no, don't worry. No one at the Premiere will think you copied The Tin Man. Besides, no one who's anyone saw him: he's out in the country skipping around the Yellow Brick Road." 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6830 This is our best summer-weight suit 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6831 And we can let out the waist a little when the tax cuts kick in. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6832 I tried the law, but I really found that fashion is where I belong. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6833 The President himself ordered one of these 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6834 Our Finest Suit for a Knight on the Town! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6835 His horse was named Rocinante. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6836 When you take it in to the dry cleaner, remember to ask for heavy starch. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6837 It fits perfectly, Sir. Just needs a little ironing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6838 ...and, of course, it can be created bespoke by our own artisanal Italian tinsmith. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6839 Sir, it suits you and in any weather, day or knight. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6840 It does come with an extra pair of leg armor. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6841 A PERFECT FIT WHEN YOU MEET THE PRESIDENT TOMORROW 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6842 There won't be any alterations needed ,sir. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6843 It is rustproof, bullet proof and made from recycled suits. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6844 No charge for alterations. We outsource to Pyroflame Welding. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6845 Shall I have the valet bring around your destier? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6846 And on sale from our ‘Antiquated Line’” Georgienne Hein, Pittsburgh Pa 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6847 As you can see, it’s actually more of a matte finish. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6848 This will be perfect is the event is 'medieval casual' , you say? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6849 This look is a little dark ages. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6850 It really firms you up. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6851 ...and it comes with a detachable chainmail liner. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6852 Perfect fit. You are a knockout. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6853 Its the rage in DC. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6854 We can have it shined for you by Tuesday and the ladies will love it. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6855 It’s made of the finest Italian tin. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6856 On which side do you dress, sir? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6857 Joust look at you now. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6858 A perfect fit Sir 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6859 I'm sorry sir, but you didn't mention pin-stripes when we sized you and took your specifications. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6860 This one happens to come with an extra pair of slacks! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6861 Very slimming..... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6862 We could add some highlights and piping in gold leaf if you feel your waist is insufficiently defined ... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6863 Allow only 4 weeks for alterations. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6864 Strictly dry clean only. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6865 A knight cant has a Thanos' claw. Now get back to work! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6866 Complete with a twelve year rust proof warranty! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6867 Working on the suit of armour could be tricky, but I’m more concerned with picking the right hat. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6868 Sure thing, I'll have that hem done just before The Battle of Bouvines begins 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6869 And I'll even throw in a free knighthood! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6870 This is from our medieval collection, it comes with a full box of varnish. Quite slimming if I say so myself! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6871 Yes, it's a little unorthodox, Mr. Comey, but it will protect you from the slings and arrows. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6872 We'll throw in a can of oil gratis. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6873 Congress might not act, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6874 The Horns Of Hattin was quite some time ago, Sir. I say we hit the heathen for six this time around. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6875 No it's true. It's the new fashion 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6876 Do you have anything in black, I do have a reputation to uphold. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6877 This model comes with free rust proofing. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6878 Forgive the cliche but the suit is definitely you! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6879 We fixed that, sir. It's great in the rain. Never a wrinkle. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6880 You have my personal guarantee, sexual harassment will be a thing of the past. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6881 A little tight in the crotch? I'll talk to the blacksmith. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6882 This suit also comes in black. For your more formal jousting events 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6883 I think the sleeves need a little off. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6884 Our signature line features strength with a dash of sexiness; you'll win the fight and look damn good, too. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6885 Without one of our expensive umbrellas, you may find it rusts! 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
6886 Yeah, they trick everyone with that "sword in the desk" gimmick and then send 'em over here. So, are you communications director or press secretary? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6887 With vertical vents it would be even more slimming. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6888 The only downside is that you have to polish it a lot. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6889 It's that Artificial Intelligence look that is trending. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6890 And you dress to the right, of course 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6891 We also have this in the shiny version 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6892 And it sheds stains! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6893 Ahh, a fine choice sir. This suit has our signature breathable steel technology to keep you cool and comfortable. 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6894 Yes, our popular ‘Knight’s of the realm’ sale includes: polishing, patchwork and “lifetime” bodyshop work ! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6895 Yes Sire, the white satin is an extra option. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6896 Our armourer can take that in for you. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6897 Alterations are free but rustproofing is extra. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6898 Everything needs to be let out a bit. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6899 I can get it in a larger size, but it'll take a few weeks 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6900 And it comes with a church key in case of a digestive emergency. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6901 It’ll be raining damsels. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6902 Will the gentleman also require a codpiece or steed apron? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6903 Sir, it also comes in a mid-knight blue. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6904 This is the same suit that Harry wore at the wedding afterparty 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6905 And the armoire is ready, sir. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
6906 Yes, I suppose it does make me look rather tin... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6907 Getting ready for the November election? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6908 Just the thing for the next jousting tournament in Central Park. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6909 You will be delighted how well it wears. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6910 It's an investment for your future, and we are running specials on all our thirty-seven piece suits this week--just two bits of coin. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6911 We can take the backplate in an inch. How do the gauntlets feel? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6912 And best of all, it never needs pressing. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6913 Going freelance Perkins? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6914 Do you think it makes me look too fat? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6915 For that intimate occasion, Sir, you've got to be a knight in white satin. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6916 If you order a second suit today,we can have it ready for your Aprill trip, at a low price of 19 guineas, 95 pence. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6917 You have to get your own Round Table. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6918 Shall I wrap it or will you wear it to the joust? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6919 From the joust to the feast, this lightweight armor serves all your needs! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6920 Knight suit! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6921 It's called The Letter Carrier DeLuxe. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6922 It's you, definitely you 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6923 It will be a big hit at the Round Table 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6924 I can assure you not a single strand of hair will be displaced, Mr. Trump. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6925 I must say Mr. Hafeez you may be a bit overdressed for the Boy Scout Roundtable. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6926 And it comes with a 12 battle non-transferrable guarantee. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6927 We haven't decided yet whether the targets of sexual abuse should wear them, or the perps. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6928 That suit says "you!" We'll adjust the cuffs to the tops of your shoes. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6929 Perfect timing if I may say so sir....before the trade war steel tariffs kick in! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6930 I think your safe now Mr President...... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6931 The beauty of it is, combining 21st Century technology with the tried-and-true, the joints are nano-lubricated permanently. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6932 Sir, your Iron Bank card has been declined. We accept Dragon Glass, but there's a 5% transaction fee. Also, Mastercard. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6933 Everyone is mine to torment Lord Commander 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6934 No zippers, no buttons, and it’s a custom suit you’ll never grow out of. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6935 Our knight-time collection seems to suit you perfectly! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6936 And it comes with free maintenance. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6937 This cut suits you nicely, sir, but no, it has no breast pocket. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6938 No ma'am, your bum doesn't look big in this... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6939 The double-strength codpiece is extra, but I strongly recommend it. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6940 While clunky, I do believe the "fit" is on "flick" as the kids say now in days. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
6941 You don't look a day past 16 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6942 Would you like to see it with our mithril cummerbund? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6943 Rough day in court 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6944 You, sir, are a knight in shining mirror 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6945 I tailored this suit to hide your flaws. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6946 Sir, now that you have the corner office, I think you can remove those 2 inch heel lifts. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6947 It's perfect. Shining was so last year. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6948 It also comes in a royal blue. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6949 And may I say it's very brave of you to become the new Chief of Staff sir. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6950 Fashion is cyclical, it is only a matter of time until shining armor is the next big thing. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6951 May I suggest a codpiece to complete the ensemble? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6952 Now you're ready for that interview at Medieval Times. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6953 And it comes with two pair of chausses. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6954 Frankly Sir, which way you "dress" will be the least of your worries.. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6955 If you are going for the European look, this is definitely the way to go 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6956 No. The mirror is not included. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6957 Step a little closer to the mirror and see how well the back fits. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6958 I think it suits you just fine. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6959 Back in the old garment district that suit came with two pair of chain mail pants. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6960 If you'd like sir we could bring in the lapels a bit. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6961 We also offer it in a worsted navy. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6962 It's called IronMan 16th century 2.0 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6963 I think this should grid your loins very well Democracy. How is the fit? Roomy enough? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6964 It has a very slimming sheen to it. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6965 I'm told this is the perfect oufit for new employees heading to the White House 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6966 It’s the latest from one of our hot new suppliers, Over Armour. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6967 Does this make my butt look big? Kiki Epp Clark 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6968 The rust-proof version is only $60.00 more and comes with free alterations. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6969 Would you like to wear it home, sir? Delivery is $2000. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6970 The GQ look is long gone - long live GoT! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6971 Comes with a ' No Rivet-Rash Five-Year Warranty' 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6972 We call it the our new, multi-option, slenderizer. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6973 Like President Trump, you will definitely look like a strong leader. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6974 It’s the real you, and completely gluten free. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6975 Perfect! It accentuates your best features. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6976 Mud guards are extra. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6977 Like I said, Tekashi, I don't know if it'll save you from one of Keef's hitters with an AK but Supreme only made two suits, so.... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6978 Doess this make my brain look small? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6979 And no extra charge for rust-proofing. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6980 The mirror adds 60 lbs 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6981 Perfecto, Sir, if I may! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6982 It’s a classic seout 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6983 So, will you say "Yes" to the cuisse? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6984 Sorry, no alterations this week. Our Blacksmith is on holiday in Gaul. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6985 In that suit you'll be able to joist anywhere, with anyone and at any time. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6986 Would you like to see more of our anniversary collection? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6987 Trump has ordered it for his Cabinet members. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6988 She said she needed a knight in shining armor. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6989 This suit is beyond retro, it's avant garde by virtue of being historic. Enter the room like this and say en garde. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6990 i suppose i could make it assless…would just need to remove the ass 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6991 I think it makes you look chinky. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6992 Believe me, these are all the rage now for hotel room auditions. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6993 It's really a matter of taste. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6994 Yes, Sir Kenneth. Lady Barbara has already selected our matching chainmail snood and wimple. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
6995 what do you think, does this suit make my hips look big? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6996 I don't know how you're set for weapons but we also have a big sale right now on maces and one-handed flails if you want to take a peek. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6997 Naw - It just doesn't say "Let's fly to Paris in my new G5". 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6998 Saville Row's finest" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6999 Pewter...um...a wise choice your excellency, one level above tin! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7000 In this line, the mace is extra. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7001 And for more informal occasions we also offer no-tuck-it chainmail. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7002 And here's a suit that will never go out of fashion. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7003 Medieval, yes, but Roguish. Daring. Says, "American the First - the Unstoppable." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7004 Show me something I can wear to the knightclubs. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7005 She'll love it, the "knight in shining armor" look never goes out of style! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7006 no zipper 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7007 You’ve had a thousand years to think about it... should I meet you at the register?” 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7008 Of course, the mirror doesn't fully capture the shine. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7009 You wanted wrinkle-proof, right? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7010 Perfect for your theme wedding, and it's made out of self cooling neoprene with a bit of stretch! 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
7011 Mr. Kennedy, the Democrats are waiting. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7012 Of course it's machine washable, sir. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7013 4D carbon fiber, of course! But the propulsion system makes Iron Man look like a weenie. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7014 Will sir be wearing it straight to the renaissance fair? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7015 Left or right, for the cuisses? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7016 Yaaaassss, Queen. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7017 They say fashion always comes back around. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7018 Trust me, this outfit takes you from day to night. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7019 It's a suit that never goes out of style. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
7020 …but _our_ Adminstration _supports_ traditional industries. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7021 I don't know Phil, they might mistake you for security. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7022 theres a metal ass on it 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7023 Don't quit your day job. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7024 all the kids are wearing it 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7025 If you love this, you’ll also love to “boogie”. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7026 This is a classic suit for date knights. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7027 Sir I know you want to make an impression when you meet the President, however I don't think you will make it through the Security Check 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7028 May I suggest that you try on the latest model, which is in white? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7029 No. This is not the uniform the band Metallica wears. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7030 Does this make me look too thin 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7031 We're open, all knight! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7032 As a matter of fact it is no-wrinkle - it’ll travel great. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7033 May I suggest a paisley tie to complement the blood tinged steel? 1.0784 0.05490 51 49 0 2
7034 If you need me I can tweet for you. By they way, they are ready. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7035 ...with this suit you can kiss your insecurities goodbye. 1.0784 0.05490 51 49 0 2
7036 This medieval European cut offers mobility for jousting while being stylish enough for the finest banquet. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7037 You will certainly win best dressed of the knight. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7038 And it's water proof. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7039 Rust is your colour. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7040 Yes, Mr. Knight, we can offer you a number of shades of green from which to choose. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7041 Hilfiger flails are half off. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7042 The extra shine should do the trick. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7043 It's all the rage Sir, it protects you from any politically incorrect statement that you make,and yes, we do have it in Gold! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7044 It becomes you. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7045 The medieval armor is all the rage this fall. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7046 You said you wanted something that makes you shine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7047 YOU DID ASK FOR ' NIGHT ' ATTIRE ? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7048 Remember, always addresses the magistrate as your honour. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7049 Sir, this is our basic model. After sizing, we then need to block a day to select your options: metal gauge, colors, armament, and family cote of arms. Mr. Humphreys, are you available for measurements? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7050 Relax, your ass looks fine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7051 Would you like to try that in khaki? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7052 It’s all about protection these days. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7053 Its the latest in resort ware.... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7054 Of course, it doesn't cover your tariff. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7055 They'll call him the Green with Envy Knight. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7056 It's our most popular Medieval Times costume. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7057 I've read there may be a human vaccine very soon, sir. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7058 Yes sir it needs an alteration. Do you dress left or two the right? 1.0784 0.05490 51 49 0 2
7059 Yes, it does feel like the culture wars are back 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7060 (No June 18th. Am a first timer; thought I had til the following Thursday, i.e., tomorrow - UGH - when I'd've submitted: He said . . . "because the first Big Bang isn't going that well." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7061 Accelerate was their best album in ages, but even so...I mean compare anything on that to "Driver 8", for fuck's sake. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7062 And the kitchen comes with a round table.” 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7063 Of course it will help you get the sword out of your desk, Mr. Bezos. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7064 Good strategy for a Zombie Apocalypse. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7065 A bit of burnishing, a few drops of oil, and you're ready for a knight on the town -- if, sir, I may be permitted a mild guffaw. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7066 I thought we could share a good laugh if I brought out a suit OF ARMOR instead. But to answer your question, yes, I was sad when they canceled Dennis Miller Live and my hair and my teeth fell out and I had to work at Men's Warehouse. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7067 It's a strong fit. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7068 With the bride dressing as Guinevere, we thought this would be perfect! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7069 It's our best selling suit, Senator. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7070 Yes, sir, it is more expensive, but very slenderizing, never needs dry cleaning, and wears like iron. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7071 Yes, Mr. President; it´s precisely what you need. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7072 And this week we're throwing in a second horse. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7073 Fits Like a Suit... 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7074 We guarantee this suit for life as long as you use armorall after every use. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7075 Looks like someone’s lost their key to the executive wash room. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7076 It makes you look powerful. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7077 It’s so versatile. Day wear for work, then right to a night on the town. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7078 The good knight has a great night at tire. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7079 That's the Vintage brand called Under Armour. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7080 This suit comes with a lifetime supply of can openers. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7081 It won't ward off hateful vitriol from the likes of Michelle Wolf, Samantha Bee, and Kathy Griffin, but it will keep you dry and warm in the winter and bee-proof in the summer. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7082 Good knight! Your handsome! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7083 it's a great fit, just remember not to yell. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7084 The Middle Ages is back in fashion. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7085 You’re a vision in sheet metal! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7086 Metal is slimming. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7087 It comes pre-ironed. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7088 Any tailoring is a snap at Arkie the Welder's convenient shop out back. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7089 Shall we add a shiny broadsword or, perhaps, a nice petard? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7090 I'm afraid, sir, that this particular suit is particularly difficult to let out. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7091 Would you like to try our double breasted suit? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7092 Eye-catching yet tasteful, sir. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7093 A suit fit for a knight! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7094 Do you think my fiancé will like this? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7095 But this is our latest night-wear, sir... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7096 If we tuck in the fould, and lengthen the vambrace, I think you'll look nobler. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7097 Of course this 2 breastplate model holds up so much better in long jousts. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7098 You'll note that our Sir Galahad model includes foam rubber insoles and a trap door. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7099 Sir,I think your prepared for the fight on the Senate floor. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7100 The War Exercises can go ahead with some changes to our agressive posturing 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7101 Yes, she won’t know who it is. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7102 This is our new corporate model,comes with lubricant,metal polish and dent repair. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7103 It's deadstock. I can give you 40% off. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7104 Yes, it will protect you against lance, mace, ax, sword and hot dogs 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7105 I think you are taking Dark Knight too literally, Mr. Wayne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7106 Objection free wedding - Guaranteed! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7107 Huh. A fellow gamer. Not many of us left. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7108 Nobody dressed in one of these has ever lost a boardroom battle. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7109 Well, it’s supposed to feel a bit snug. This is the popular new slim fit line of armor that all the young and hip knights are wearing these days. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7110 Dry-cleaning only, of course. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7111 It brings your inner medievalness. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7112 'See!! You are the future, a stable future our generation need, feel proud' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7113 It’s featured in this month’s Under Armour maille order catalogue. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7114 That’s our best selling thumbs up model. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7115 Not only does it have an iron-clad guarantee against rust, you have free oil change service for as long as you own it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7116 The sleeves will ride up with wear. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7117 Why don't you step into the saving room to see how it feels? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7118 The knights collection is so slimming.... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7119 No, ma’am. It does not make your butt look fat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7120 Maille is so hot this season! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7121 Ahhh, this was the Black Knight's lucky suit. The one day he didn't wear it ... well, we all saw what happened in Holy Grail. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7122 The @METOO ladies will love it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7123 I promise you, the traditional power suit is the next big thing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7124 We've also got it in Swedish. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7125 Pacifists may appear uneasy, but they'll nevertheless agree that this suit was made for you. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7126 Perhaps the look is slightly dated, but the sheen is something to die for. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7127 Buy it during the sale and we'll throw in a free jousting lance. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7128 It also comes in Oriental. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7129 This is the newest cut for Knightwear in the city. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7130 It indeed is a future-projectile-glass, the current blankness indicates our incapacity to decrypt their zettabyte encryption! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7131 It's the latest from Giorgio Armor. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7132 Yes Mr. Pruitt it looks fine and it will work inside your phone booth as well. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7133 It's from our new ready-to-wear line. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7134 Never needs dry cleaning or ironing. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7135 Sorry, you can't get it with a vest. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7136 You know how it is with trends -- styles just keep coming back! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7137 Add an AR-15 accessory and you'll be the life of the party. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7138 Does it come in seersucker? 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7139 It’s you, sartorially speaking!” 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7140 'Turns out the Craigslist ad was supposed to be 'holey pail' - not Holy Grail." 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7141 Alterations, pressing and oil before pick-up we can do at our foundry. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7142 And this is most popular for hostile takeovers 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7143 I agree that you and the Attorney General will look good in matching outfits, sir. I don’t guarantee they’ll have the desired effect, though. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7144 Today's CEO deserves the best. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7145 Besides it being too medieval, on the other hand you will at least be seen at night when crossing the road. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7146 It's called the Tarantino Look, sir: fully medieval on your ass. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7147 You’ll save a fortune on dry cleaning—just needs a light ironing. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7148 The water bottle is conveniently located with siphon for multi-purpose use. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7149 That armor really suits you well. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7150 Retro, yes, but useful in many cities even now. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7151 Excellent choice, sir. Now for accessories, might I interest you in a pocket squire? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7152 Of course it is available in brass or silver with a glossy or matte finish. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7153 This is our most popular mobile Millennial safe space.” 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7154 Can we get the kinks out 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7155 It comes with a one-year "no creak" guarantee. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7156 It fits great! Make sure you don’t gain any weight! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7157 Now for the matching lance. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7158 This is offered only for the U.S. market. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7159 A wise choice, sir; copper is definitely out this year. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7160 Depending on how it goes in battle, we can always take it in on the sleeves. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7161 Whoops, I forgot -- do you dress right or left?" 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7162 It's just the ticket for attracting damsels in distress. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7163 Unfortunately, it's useless against internet trolls. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7164 It's what all the kids are wearing to prom this year. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7165 It comes with $5 off catheters Sir! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7166 It also comes in bullet-proof carbon fiber, but with a zipper instead of a crotch sponge 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7167 This is just getting weird now Mr. Wayne... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7168 Only thing is, when you lift her veil for the kiss, you will have to raise the visor too. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7169 There will be a small charge for alterations. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7170 The AC on that armor is pretty good. I’m maxed in Dex so I don’t really need it 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7171 It really brings out your eyes. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7172 Metal is very slimming. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7173 Would you like me to wrap that, or do you want to take it as is? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7174 They're saying it's the new power tie. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7175 The fit is perfect, but I’d recommend going with chartreuse. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7176 You don't have to iron this one. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7177 Sure it looks great, but it makes me look heavy. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7178 And, if I may say,Sir, it's you! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7179 May I suggest they, their and them? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7180 This suit projects a 'real' man status. You look marvelous. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7181 Are you sure that this doesn't make me look fat? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7182 Don Draper is out. Jaime Lannister is in. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7183 The wedding tux has made changes since the Mrs. had me stand at the altar. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7184 It's all the rage...and good for rage. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7185 I work in sales, I don't think this is what they meant when they said I needed a prepare for war 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7186 Perhaps a little tightening under the arms sire 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7187 ...and it photo-optically turns less shiny for formal nighttime wear. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7188 we also have it in blueing or maybe we could interest you in a coat of harms 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7189 This is very appropriate for your 2019 New Year Message 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7190 No, it’s actually rather slimming. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7191 It comes with an extra pair of pants...oil can extra 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7192 This retro Euro look suits you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7193 Does this helmet make my butt look fat 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7194 Are you sure your name is Lancelot? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7195 What do I do? The wedding’s tomorrow and I look like a medieval knight! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7196 It also comes in green 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7197 Looks a little long in the shank. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7198 Don, I agree these new uniforms you have selected for your navy are so scary they make you look so tough no one will doubt who will be the winner of any challenge. We can deliver by Wednesday. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7199 This isn’t what I meant when I said “jousting.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7200 Under Armor it is sir. Very Smart! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7201 And once you accessorize with a galant medieval sword you’ll be sure to knock ‘em dead! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7202 This little number is 100% iron, a guaranteed chick magnet. It's been to attract damsels -- and other stuff -- from 20 yards away. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7203 that's the same cut that heth ledger chose... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7204 I'll throw in the WD-40 for free. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7205 It comes with a tie and an awesome 1280-bit frequency jammer to defeat airport scanners. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7206 Just need to take the waist in an inch and you'll be runway ready. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7207 I prefer a more classic look. Can you add cuffs? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7208 Does my helmet look small in this? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7209 The shoulders are a bit 16th century, but we can weld those. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7210 It's called a codpiece. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7211 It's the latest retro-look in back-to-school wear! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7212 Mr. Trump, I believe you'll enjoy that it has been designed to be Mueller and IRS-Proof 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7213 as you can see, this is the latest in fashion technology 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7214 It is the safest option. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7215 ...and you shall be the talk of the town... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7216 It puts the oil on it's tin. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7217 Maybe something more like The Tin Man style would appeal to you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7218 But does it say "fun-loving?" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7219 A wonderful bespoke look at off the rack prices. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7220 Suits you sir, and no, your bum does not look big in it. Lady Guinevere will be most pleased. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7221 It's the first of it's kind, we call it the [ Model T ] 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7222 Fuck the whole goddamn world in its stupid ass. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7223 You want the crotch loose. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7224 It's very flattering sir. I think your bride will be quite pleased. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7225 Oh, I thought you said “Knight Wear” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7226 This one is definitely more a winter weight suit. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7227 Now go march with Dorothy in Munchkinland. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7228 He's gonna love it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7229 It's meant to dress left sir. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7230 I'd recommend a little break in the cuff. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7231 May I just say, sir, the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7232 Will you be wearing it home? or, would you like it greased and polished? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7233 It's from our Jousting Collection. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
7234 And no, it does not make you look fat. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7235 If the codpiece is too tight, maybe you need a different suit' 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7236 It's a bit tight around the waist, don't you think? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7237 You'll never need to iron it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7238 It will stretch after the first wash. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7239 This time, I covered the heel. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7240 It Suits you to a Tee and Will Last Forever 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7241 Yessiree, a classic from the Knight in Shining Armor Collection. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7242 oh! it truly shows off your smile. ! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7243 . . . and it never needs pressing! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7244 my Uber is pants 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7245 Sorry, all models are made in China and this is the biggest. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7246 He doesn't want to have the MRI 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7247 It's our latest . Popular with heavy metal metal bands. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7248 It's also available in rose gold and space gray. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7249 A drain tube is optional, it does come with a funnel. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7250 No, it's for a cuddle party. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7251 Sir, you did say evening wear. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7252 The difference in this outfit is knight and day. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7253 Here, here, knave. Sir Lancelot desires a blue suit of armor. Ignite the blue incandescent filament. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7254 No, it only comes with one pair of trousers. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7255 if you don't like this one, we have a few more in stock 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7256 Believe me, you'll just slay them at the party. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7257 It goes well with a cavalry twill 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7258 For the gentleman who wants a little more wall in his life. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7259 You'll notice how nicely it is nipped in at the waist." 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7260 But does it make me look fat? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7261 The gauge runs a skosh small. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7262 They’ll love it! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7263 Looks tremendous. I bought one myself. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7264 I think it really suits you! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7265 And if you're interested, we're having a sale on gorgets this week. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7266 This suit is guaranteed wrinkle free 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7267 It's the latest in men's evening wear. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7268 ...you can also easily get a job in security 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7269 Doesn't fit across the shoulders. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7270 It’s really flattering to your butt! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7271 If you've ever worked for the New Yorker, you've thought about fucking a cartoon. That's just a fact. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7272 Yeah I can't take this off. This is like.. my skin dude. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7273 Tailor: "Fit for a knight on the townspeople!" Knight errant: "Medieval! Code of Force be with us . . ." 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7274 ...and it'll give you a killer slap shot! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7275 No, sir, you do not look like Dorothy's Tin Man. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
7276 It looks like a slim fit. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7277 It comes with a complimentary 12-pack of Under Armour skivvies. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7278 It's what all the Southampton jousters are wearing this summer. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7279 Sir, your Fiance was adamant that you look like a knight in shining armor! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7280 Our Tailor can shorten the sleeves and tuck in a little at the waist. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7281 And you're sure this is appropriate for the occasion? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7282 I don't care what your wife says ...it doesn't make you look fat 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7283 More than anything, it says "aspirationally bespoke". 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7284 It's the latest on the Milan runway 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
7285 I'd like to point out that in addition to the fine craftsmanship, the suit is scratch and puncture resistant, which may be of significant interest to you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7286 We could add something for underarm protection. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
7287 I guarantee that your steed will love it. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7288 No, no, no sir. It's not too boxy at all. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7289 Alterations are extra, of course. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7290 Besides looking splendid in your cast-off Trump Hotel suit, you'll now be able to lessen your security detail. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7291 Better than shoulder pads, eh? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7292 Do you also want to try the regular fit? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7293 Your neckline should be flattering but not revealing 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7294 It also comes in tulle 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7295 Are you saying "Yes" to the armor?! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7296 The nicest feature is the 'Quick-Draw Fly.' Now it should only take you a few minutes to take a piss. Pretty big improvement, if I do say so myself. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7297 That's right--free with the car. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7298 Do you think anyone will notice?" "Absolutely not, that ketchup stain blends in with your tie 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7299 This suit will make you a hit with the damsels. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7300 I’m afraid it only comes in this color. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7301 The perfect poker face. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7302 Of horseman, you look grea 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7303 The armor really sets your eyes off sir 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7304 Slings and arrows? Bosh. Think of it, Senator, as a classic look. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7305 How's the crotch fitting? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7306 Perhaps a bit more metal at the crotch and slightly higher polish. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7307 Retro is in! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7308 Soon, everybody will be wanting one. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7309 Couldn't find any Under Armour, how's this instead? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7310 Your friend mustache and black rimmed glasses have nothing on this 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7311 Just isn't shiny enough for the front page. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7312 Imported pre-tariff suit. Alterations free. Chainmail extra. Ready at dawn. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7313 This style is also available in a wool-blend tweed. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7314 It also makes fine day-ware. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7315 This suit comes with a lifetime supply of lances. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7316 Might I suggest a pinstripe three piece, sir? Same cowering looks, for the modern man. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7317 I assure you, sir, that this is the perfect suit for a night out on the town. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7318 It's what all the young ladies are wearing for prom knight, my dear. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7319 No, it doesn't come with an umbrella. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7320 It certainly suits you, sir 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7321 May I say sir,you look marvelous! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7322 If I may say so sir, it makes you look very dignified and has that certain flair for the coming season. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7323 We call it "BORDER WEAR." One size fits most. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7324 You'll want the chain mail for warmth 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7325 Yes, all our vintage suits are buy one get one half off, but only for today. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7326 I thought we could share a good laugh if I brought out a suit OF ARMOR instead. But to answer your question, yes, I was sad when Crackle canceled my show The David Spade Zone and my hair and teeth fell out and I had to work at Men’s Warehouse. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7327 Talk about a perfict suit! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7328 If you want shining, it's an extra seven hundred dollars. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7329 It fits despite the glove. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7330 It’s one of the new synthetic fabrics . . . 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7331 'Regal enough?' 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7332 Personally I go with the model in tin! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7333 Looking for the Chinc in your armor Mr Trump? Where was this made? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7334 As you can see, our titanium model is quite slimming! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7335 They're calling it "business-protected". For the corporate executive who fears the worst. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7336 No, I don't think the plackart makes you look fat. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7337 Cuffing extra. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7338 Money-back guarantee, She'll come back. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7339 It comes in green if you are into greenmail. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7340 That suit is made from our "Sunday's Best" silver. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
7341 Skinny-dipping in the moat is so Early Middle Ages. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7342 Our tailor can also rotate your tires. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7343 Oh yes. It comes with free oil maintenance. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7344 No! It doesn't look like Darth Vader. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7345 Shining enough for your hot date tonight? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7346 ....and, it requires no dry-cleaning. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7347 Its the latest thing, of course, you don't "have" to go jousting 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7348 If I may say so sir, this suit is definitely...You! 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7349 Brooks Brothers is trying to expand our variety of suits. it comes with a tie and your very own sheath! 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7350 It suits you like a gauntlet, Sir. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7351 We'll bring it in a little at the waist. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7352 It's the very lastest in Death-Metal attire 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7353 This particular suit is quite popular among professionals on twitter. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7354 Whats the occasion, sir? My wedding. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7355 It's a "smart" suit 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7356 No sir, there's not a chink to be seen... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7357 Haute Couture, functional perfection...for the Met Gala: Renaissance. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7358 This is from one of our more historic collections. Donald Faust, Jr. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7359 You're never fully dressed without a smile. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7360 When worn without the codpiece it doesn't poof up so much. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7361 Very Slimming....And guaranteed to protect against nuclear fallout. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7362 It suits you but I might have to bring it to the medieval tale-r 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7363 It's perfect for the man looking to downplay his drippiness 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7364 Don't worry, we only look for the elderly who have had knee and hip replacements. You'll be fine. They're a pain in the arse - so to speak, ha ha. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7365 Sorry King Trump, but yes.....the armor does make your ass look fat. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7366 This is our most expensive evening wear. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7367 Nothing says 'six weasels stacked on top of one another' like a full suit of armor in June. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7368 And, it doesn't need to be dry cleaned! 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
7369 It’s the benchmark of fitted and wrinkle-free outfit. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7370 What do you think, James? Fashion just isn't my strong suit. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7371 You wouldn't find this at Kleinfeld. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7372 Can you take it in a little? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7373 Silver will be THE color this autumn. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7374 Unfortunately, sir, this is no longer on clearance. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7375 Are you sure this is the right dress for your wedding Miss?! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7376 It's made for riding into the sunset. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7377 Yes, Sir, that comes with a discount. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7378 This silver suit really does accent your eyes, sir. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7379 O.K., it's 13th Century middle ages protection, but you'll be grateful when the NY Times reviews your exhibition 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
7380 You said you needed something for hot summer knights 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7381 Do you have anything in a higher crimp? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7382 It does make a statement indeed sir: Dry clean only. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7383 We offer free alterations. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7384 Sir- with this suit it doesn't matter if you dress left or right 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7385 It's the height of cabinet-level fashion 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7386 It's all the rage in King Arthur's Court 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7387 When were you gonna tell me you had three more exactly like me? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7388 It comes with a matching lance. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7389 Just don’t put it in the dryer!don=1c1c5d8fd3597ec6:T=1529713367:S=ALNI_MaZT0UV7t7I_fLGBshftMYe3n03Qw 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7390 We offer only finest in fashion plate. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7391 Our tailoring is impeccable and impenetrable 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7392 I guarantee you, it has a better success rate than emotion-focused therapy. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7393 And with this suit, there's no need for a tie, sir. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7394 It’s perfect and an exclusive model for only you, Sir. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7395 99 strength pure but ur wearing rune plate? fucking idiot 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7396 Armour on the behind would be extra. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7397 Now you can go into any neighborhood 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7398 This one suits you. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7399 We call it our "Iron Man." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7400 Be your own knight in shining armour 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7401 Couldn't find a place for a tie. Sorry! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7402 A men’s diaper comes with it 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7403 And we'll throw in a year's supply of lubricating oil for free. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7404 This model comes with matching pyjamas – for a good knight's rest! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7405 Oh common, bathroom shmathroom. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7406 Sir, may I suggest the Drone Roadside Assistance should you fall down and can't get up? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7407 Fits like a glove and comes with a no-rust warranty. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7408 It's a prefect fit, and it come with head armor for your steed and two lances. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7409 It’s all the rage at the Derby,___but do try and stay out of the rain. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7410 Buy two and I’ll throw in a chainmail vest. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7411 ...and the modest cost of this formidable suit includes our 5-year, full-service warranty. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7412 I guess the Czeck is in the mail, Jakub. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7413 OK Mel, Mr. Trump is starting to get suspicious that this might be something other than just 'role playing'. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7414 Of course, we would do your own crest in gold, Mr. Pruitt. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7415 Honestly, my knight is to full to take it in more. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7416 This suit will be perfectly at home in a jousting party, sir. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
7417 It's very popular with women. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7418 Do you think she'll say,'Yes'? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
7419 Do you armor to the left or to the right? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7420 Of course this is the "skinny" fit, we can always try you in something a little more "tapered." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7421 It's the perfect way to embrace your middle age. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7422 I’m telling you, the distressed damsels always fall for this look. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7423 We can have the waist taken in by our in-house taylor to give you a more fitted look. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7424 Looks good; how does it feel across the shoulders? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7425 shiny, huh? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7426 You will be the best-dressed man at the Met gala, sir. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7427 That color becomes you 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7428 Aluminum is all the rage this year. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7429 These are all the rage with Uber drivers. #GoBucs 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7430 The ‘knight in shining armor’ look suits you well, Sir. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7431 And would Sir prefer the satin finish? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7432 We also have it in tin and aluminum 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
7433 The traditional look never goes out of style. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7434 You can wear this anywhere until five o 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7435 Are you sure women are into the retro look? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7436 GOOD FIT 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7437 Gender neutral clothing has gone too far 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7438 Too tight on around the shoulders? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7439 Triple-breasted is slowly coming back in style. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7440 It will ride up with wear,Sir. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7441 Yes, Mr. President, it's a great, truly great, bathing suit. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7442 I think it's a little bit loose on the waist." "I get the spiked mace quick! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7443 You said you wanted to try some knight wear. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7444 If you can return on Thursday our welder will be in for alterations. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7445 I see you're preparing for Black Friday. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7446 The rivets are thinning, Sir. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7447 "Date nights, Prom nights, Knight nights...in my 40 years in the business I've covered it all." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7448 It comes with a lifetime membership in AAA and half off at Jiffy Car Wash 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
7449 The 12th Century is you. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7450 It will go good with a red tie. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7451 Do you prefer this, or the navy? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7452 I can also arrange for an EXCELLENT extended warranty! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7453 Quite a birthday suit, armor is very in this year. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7454 The premade blood stains also come in mahogany, crimson, and scarley, if those are of your liking 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7455 It brings out the best of you! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7456 Alterations are not included 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7457 It really emphasizes your bust-line. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7458 I agree. It makes you look slim and regal, just like me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7459 I'm sorry Sir. This is off the rack, and the only adjustment we can do is adjust the inseam. I'd be happy to include a year's supply of lubricant. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7460 Very flattering Sir 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7461 It comes with two pair of pants. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7462 How do you like this suite of armour, sir? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7463 My husband says I should tuck it in at the waist. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7464 It makes your ass look nice. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7465 Perfect fit and it wears like steel. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7466 Do you need more oil, Sir Bombproof? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7467 No, I'm afraid it is not guaranteed against the slings and arrows of outrageous Fortune Magazine articles. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7468 This McKnigjt Suit Looks Great On You 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7469 I can barely recognize you in this. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7470 This one's ideal for the boardroom and the bedroom. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7471 Remind me, are you a Knight Templar or from Washington? Either way, I hear the Holy Land is very nice this time of year. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7472 Nice fit - no chinks anywhere. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7473 I've got a nice white satin tie to match 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7474 This is the most popular of the new Trump fashion line. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0