Contest #621


Cartoon

621

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn’t need it anymore.”
  2. “Will you be billing this to the E.P.A. as well, sir?”
  3. “I haven't sold one of these in ages.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-06-24T18:51:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-07-15T18:52:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-07-02T18:51:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 9th & 16th, 2018
Number of captions 7475
Number of responses 1210323
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 She’ll appreciate you’re wearing protection. 2.0458 0.00759 10469 2930 4130 3409
1 Our welder comes in on Wednesdays if you’re interested in complimentary alterations. 2.0356 0.01010 4435 926 2425 1084
2 It’s off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn’t need it anymore. 2.0229 0.00781 11014 3573 3616 3825
3 It does make you look slightly middle-aged. 1.9883 0.00823 9651 3212 3340 3099
4 Yes, of course you’ll have the only key, Mrs. Trump. 1.9735 0.01023 6743 2470 1982 2291
5 May I say, sir: quite riveting. 1.9711 0.00764 10530 3391 4052 3087
6 If you like it, I'd suggest going ahead before the steel tariffs hit. 1.9658 0.00846 8945 3024 3203 2718
7 Can I interest you in some Under Armour to go with that? 1.9484 0.01060 5483 1838 2090 1555
8 Perfect for a knight on the town. 1.9296 0.00850 8782 3118 3164 2500
9 LIMERICK: When buying a nice suit of steel...No matter how good it may feel...You do have to watch...If it's tight in the crotch...Cause it'll make you scream when you kneel. 1.9256 0.00833 10054 3905 2992 3157
10 Will you be billing this to the E.P.A. as well sir? 1.9222 0.01060 6288 2485 1807 1996
11 It says "old money, really old money." 1.9151 0.00840 8448 2909 3347 2192
12 Oh a 'suit of Armani?' Our mistake sir. 1.9102 0.00927 7191 2572 2693 1926
13 It also comes in stainless. 1.9043 0.01061 5205 1798 2107 1300
14 Congratulations on becoming the new White House Press Secretary, by the way. 1.9007 0.00892 8267 3167 2754 2346
15 May I inquire what the bride is wearing, sir? 1.8819 0.00835 8674 3195 3308 2171
16 Dressed to kill, eh? 1.8757 0.00856 8342 3134 3111 2097
17 All you need is a little altercation. 1.8729 0.01145 4751 1819 1717 1215
18 Of course, it's no iron 1.8139 0.01153 4589 1905 1633 1051
19 As a matter of fact, there is a silver lining. 1.8102 0.01146 4336 1723 1713 900
20 If I may ask, sir, Renaissance fair or confirmation hearing? 1.8092 0.01064 5214 2132 1945 1137
21 I agree, the belt would be too much. 1.8033 0.01602 2181 867 876 438
22 It's popular among Middle Age men. 1.8013 0.01127 4334 1708 1779 847
23 It works for a casual joust or that formal crusade. 1.7851 0.00938 6288 2558 2523 1207
24 A word of caution, Sir: always lift the visor before you fart. 1.7831 0.01101 5638 2670 1521 1447
25 And if the FBI comes, just stand quietly against the wall. They’ll never know, Mr. President. 1.7603 0.01892 1740 800 557 383
26 It comes with an assortment of refrigerator magnets too. 1.7527 0.01000 6143 2834 1994 1315
27 We also have it available in imported steel for 25% more. 1.7384 0.01507 2615 1208 883 524
28 Of course, it may slow you down a bit at airport security. 1.7261 0.01044 4658 1996 1942 720
29 I haven't sold one of these in ages. 1.7231 0.01205 3659 1618 1436 605
30 A bit snug in the codpiece, but we can hammer that out. 1.7159 0.00979 5671 2574 2134 963
31 Every fashion comes around again if you wait long enough. 1.7103 0.01485 2389 1075 931 383
32 ....and we'll throw in 2 years of WD-40 1.7060 0.00976 5506 2491 2143 872
33 You're not the first woman to come here looking for something more appropriate for the workplace. 1.6983 0.02060 1402 692 441 269
34 Will this be the usual EPA billing, Secretary Pruitt 1.6918 0.01790 1817 895 587 335
35 You should have thought of that before you tried it on. 1.6886 0.01132 4582 2280 1449 853
36 Sir, the power suit never goes out of style. 1.6857 0.01028 4884 2270 1879 735
37 Are you sure that that 'knight in shining armor' wasn't just a metaphor she was using? 1.6829 0.01068 4661 2211 1717 733
38 Medieval and self-righteous. Perfect for border security. 1.6733 0.02213 1212 622 364 226
39 I don't think that's what she meant by "protection," sir. 1.6718 0.01519 2346 1146 824 376
40 I like it, but do you think it makes me look stiff? 1.6694 0.01493 2338 1123 865 350
41 Can I interest you in a coat of arms? 1.6675 0.02691 761 378 258 125
42 It normally would come with a sword, but it was recently stuck into a desk for another cartoon. 1.6659 0.01183 4271 2228 1242 801
43 Sorry, ma’am, only our men’s version has pockets. 1.6631 0.02380 1036 537 311 188
44 From the same era as your policies, Mr. Ryan. 1.6599 0.01420 2996 1588 839 569
45 Believe me, all Republicans will be wearing them soon. 1.6582 0.01644 2045 1034 676 335
46 It's thee! 1.6579 0.01332 3338 1754 972 612
47 Have you thought about moving to a safer neighborhood? 1.6546 0.01231 3535 1768 1220 547
48 For 25% more, you can get it in Canadian steel. 1.6394 0.01781 1739 906 554 279
49 If it's too heavy I can show you something in aluminum. 1.6354 0.01096 4136 2056 1532 548
50 Sure, let me get the blowtorch and I'll let the crotch out a little. 1.6286 0.01126 4278 2249 1369 660
51 It says, "I'm a disruptor, but I value tradition, too." 1.6246 0.01824 1513 771 539 203
52 It always feels a little stiff when you first put it on. 1.6213 0.01501 2210 1127 793 290
53 Sir, all you need now is a heart. 1.6189 0.02269 1060 568 328 164
54 It's the ideal suit for a knight out on the town. 1.6187 0.02274 994 517 339 138
55 Just think of it: you'll be among the first to be appropriately dressed for the dark age that we have entered! 1.6157 0.01992 1405 765 415 225
56 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. 1.6111 0.01658 1890 1001 623 266
57 Best of luck on your first day as new Press Secretary. 1.6057 0.01562 2148 1153 689 306
58 Maybe something a little more Camelot and a little less Crusades? 1.6042 0.02204 1008 525 357 126
59 Of course, you'll still be vulnerable to crippling self-doubt. 1.6039 0.01627 2123 1183 598 342
60 Now you've got mail. 1.6004 0.01581 2167 1193 647 327
61 It's a hard look to pull off 1.5963 0.02214 1033 554 342 137
62 It's what all the press secretaries are wearing. 1.5886 0.02497 807 437 265 105
63 Its called Over Armor, and its the next big thing" 1.5863 0.01316 3012 1666 926 420
64 With what you save on dry cleaning, it pays for itself. 1.5847 0.01927 1264 668 453 143
65 Splendid. Would you like rustproofing? 1.5829 0.02465 772 409 276 87
66 Our on-site welder can have it ready in an hour. 1.5793 0.01772 1443 758 534 151
67 First crusade? 1.5771 0.01764 1563 850 524 189
68 It's no iron. 1.5758 0.02731 653 356 218 79
69 It's a riveting look. 1.5737 0.02343 835 445 301 89
70 Irony suits you, sir. 1.5731 0.02182 1169 681 306 182
71 It's very popular with Middle Aged men right now. 1.5720 0.02635 694 379 233 82
72 We also offer an exquisite selection of non-iron suits. 1.5712 0.01464 2388 1342 728 318
73 Oh, and don't lick the inside of it when it's cold. 1.5711 0.01945 1427 822 395 210
74 It's you, Mr. Secretary, but if it seems extravagant, I can bill it as "personal security" to your EPA account. 1.5711 0.02566 851 499 218 134
75 No sir, it doesn’t make you look middle aged. 1.5702 0.01590 1994 1115 621 258
76 Polished. Timeless. And right off The Rack. 1.5693 0.02496 750 406 261 83
77 Can we add you to our chain mail list? 1.5688 0.01588 2027 1143 615 269
78 I'll throw in a can of WD-40. 1.5686 0.01475 2267 1259 727 281
79 Well, it pretty much settles the "Flight or Fight," question, sir. 1.5664 0.02177 1084 615 324 145
80 Yes you do look like an idiot but that’s pretty much the only downside. 1.5645 0.02478 891 522 235 134
81 I have it in rust, too. 1.5617 0.02128 1086 609 344 133
82 So, finally decided to attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner? Very good sir. 1.5611 0.02702 704 403 207 94
83 Tailoring is free, but the rust-proofing is extra. 1.5596 0.01509 1998 1088 702 208
84 The welder is on his way to fix the fly. 1.5575 0.02733 635 353 210 72
85 It’s LA. You don’t really need a tie. 1.5559 0.01970 1315 757 385 173
86 It’s also guaranteed to protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.5506 0.01998 1266 732 371 163
87 This season, imported Italian is out, domestic steel is in. 1.5498 0.01818 1566 916 439 211
88 If you pay cash, I'll cover the tariff... 1.5461 0.02310 879 496 286 97
89 And the best part is that it's wrinkle free. 1.5456 0.02227 900 498 313 89
90 I believe your drawbridge is down. 1.5455 0.02124 1144 673 318 153
91 Not functional? Surely you joust. 1.5429 0.02792 676 403 179 94
92 Thinking the customer was driving a hard bargain, Phil continued to sell to the empty suit until well after lunch. 1.5409 0.02783 684 410 178 96
93 It's the latest from our Ready To War collection. 1.5406 0.02101 1121 653 330 138
94 And if you want to look approachable, just flip up the visor! 1.5389 0.02581 694 394 226 74
95 This year is all about feudalism 1.5388 0.02458 798 461 244 93
96 Ready to meet with your constituents, Senator? 1.5381 0.01850 1468 864 418 186
97 Wear it straight into battle or shall I box it? 1.5366 0.01918 1297 749 400 148
98 Oh, absolutely! We provide free altercations. 1.5352 0.01952 1334 793 368 173
99 I’ll sell it to you, but I’m pretty sure she meant it figuratively. 1.5307 0.02802 635 377 179 79
100 Does Sir joust right or left? 1.5300 0.01946 1317 783 370 164
101 Your father hand picked this prom dress. 1.5298 0.02116 1191 729 293 169
102 May I say sir, this really accentuates your diminished sense of self. 1.5288 0.02654 713 426 197 90
103 It's vintage 1.5257 0.02467 778 456 235 87
104 A slimming fit. Makes you look 700 years younger. 1.5238 0.01990 1199 706 358 135
105 I’d buy it now before the tariffs kick in. 1.5232 0.03001 518 303 159 56
106 Is this a personal crusade or a biblical one? 1.5172 0.02672 669 399 194 76
107 Oh, could you possibly have meant Armani? 1.5163 0.02570 734 441 207 86
108 Don’t worry, that part is velcro. 1.5154 0.02683 648 384 194 70
109 About forty seconds, with practice. Longer for number two." 1.5152 0.02986 592 369 141 82
110 Family reunion? 1.5135 0.02493 814 500 210 104
111 You’re the 3rd Trump personal attorney we’ve fitted this week.” 1.5132 0.02511 832 519 199 114
112 You may have taken her dating profile a bit too literally. 1.5103 0.02179 970 577 291 102
113 And you can always dress it down with flip-flops. 1.5100 0.02892 647 411 142 94
114 It's meant to be untucked. 1.5100 0.02403 804 480 238 86
115 Do you joust to the right or to the left? 1.5091 0.02220 994 607 268 119
116 Perhaps you should just get divorced. 1.5064 0.03063 545 340 134 71
117 It comes with an extra gauntlet in case you throw one down. 1.5057 0.02961 522 312 156 54
118 Perfect! I believe you're ready for your meeting with Mr. Weinstein, Ma'am! 1.5033 0.02359 922 579 222 121
119 Dressed to kill, I'd say. 1.5032 0.03781 314 187 96 31
120 ... and nobody will know you’re naked. 1.5029 0.02347 863 526 240 97
121 Will this be your first time at a roundtable discussion? 1.5011 0.02293 882 534 254 94
122 The suit adds 100 pounds even without the mirror. 1.5011 0.02283 884 534 257 93
123 I’m sorry, but the sale ended June 17, 1218. 1.4968 0.02690 634 385 183 66
124 It is made of aluminum so it is much lighter.However, you are subject to a 25% tariff if you re- enter the U.S. 1.4959 0.02374 847 523 228 96
125 And, it's no iron 1.4958 0.02452 827 519 206 102
126 "Well it's your fairytale wedding too…" 1.4955 0.02424 783 477 224 82
127 You sacrifice a little comfort but it holds a crease like forever. 1.4919 0.02355 799 483 239 77
128 Will you be needing something for the horse? 1.4918 0.02366 791 478 237 76
129 Yes, sire. It does, alas, make your butt look big. 1.4916 0.02788 592 363 167 62
130 ...but now imagine it adorned with the blood of your enemies. 1.4914 0.02766 580 351 173 56
131 It's from our "Chivalry Is Not Dead" collection. 1.4906 0.02421 744 448 227 69
132 Of course it usually isn't worn with brown shoes. 1.4901 0.02451 759 465 216 78
133 Not only does it wear like iron, it's also permanent press. 1.4869 0.02465 762 472 209 81
134 It'll go perfectly with her chastity belt. 1.4867 0.02545 752 475 188 89
135 I agree. Definitely cut back on the eight glasses of water a day. 1.4840 0.02483 721 442 209 70
136 I SAID IT FITS YOU PERFECTLY. 1.4838 0.02822 585 365 157 63
137 Staying alive never goes out of fashion. 1.4836 0.03014 488 299 142 47
138 It takes 700 years off you. 1.4828 0.02536 727 455 193 79
139 Sir, some may say it makes you look standoffish, but I say it makes you look positively impenetrable. 1.4826 0.02505 690 420 207 63
140 It comes with a catheter. 1.4826 0.02600 717 455 178 84
141 We call it Over Armour. 1.4825 0.02550 713 445 192 76
142 Is that your happy voice or is it still a bit tight in the crotch? 1.4824 0.02661 711 458 163 90
143 We also have that one in 'relaxed fit'. 1.4823 0.02778 537 322 171 44
144 Yes, it’s iron and no iron. 1.4819 0.02490 718 442 206 70
145 It's just the thing for a knight on the town! 1.4819 0.02567 718 452 186 80
146 And it's on sale for one knight only. 1.4788 0.02625 685 433 176 76
147 Your sword is still stuck in the desk from last week's cartoon. 1.4775 0.02727 645 411 160 74
148 Plus, it's recyclable 1.4771 0.02496 656 395 209 52
149 Not many guys can pull this off. I mean, it's literally almost impossible to pull off. 1.4745 0.02726 607 380 166 61
150 I don't know about 'I'm in charge,' but it definitely screams 'Charge.' 1.4727 0.03183 440 275 122 43
151 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4720 0.02722 608 382 165 61
152 Just dare them to call you an empty suit, now. 1.4718 0.02592 621 380 189 52
153 I suggest you buy now. The price should go up 50% once the tariffs are in place. 1.4703 0.02665 623 390 173 60
154 Alterations are over in Hardware. 1.4691 0.02653 614 382 176 56
155 It says, "I'm a capitalist with feudalist ambitions." 1.4688 0.03188 448 284 118 46
156 Yes, wash separately, sir. 1.4684 0.02693 617 389 167 61
157 The question you want her to ask herself is "Why is this knight different from every other knight?" 1.4684 0.02712 617 391 163 63
158 I think you can pull off shining, but we also carry brushed nickel. 1.4677 0.02736 588 369 163 56
159 This one gives you abs of steel. 1.4663 0.03475 356 222 102 32
160 It’s clanky, but not clunky. 1.4658 0.03013 468 291 136 41
161 I would still recommend using a condom ... 1.4656 0.03324 451 297 98 56
162 It's the perfect thing to wear for a knight out on the town. 1.4652 0.02753 589 373 158 58
163 And you never have to iron it. 1.4648 0.02752 583 368 159 56
164 A most fitting suit for your middle ages, Sir. 1.4648 0.02676 583 361 173 49
165 On the plus side, no one will ever ask you to talk about your feelings. 1.4646 0.02798 594 382 148 64
166 This is the last suit you'll ever need. 1.4645 0.02712 592 372 165 55
167 It fits you well. Would you like to see it with a horse underneath? 1.4640 0.02779 569 359 156 54
168 It’s what all the Republicans are wearing these days. 1.4631 0.02741 583 368 160 55
169 I can also recommend a good blacksmith if you need to have it tailored. 1.4610 0.02680 564 348 172 44
170 Yes, it is wrinkle free, but it does make a hell-of-a racket in the dryer. 1.4609 0.02903 562 366 133 63
171 And it'll never wrinkle--wears like iron. 1.4603 0.02818 567 363 147 57
172 I think the colander adds a nice touch. 1.4589 0.02866 560 362 139 59
173 You can jazz it up with some fridge magnets. 1.4587 0.02871 521 329 145 47
174 Beautiful fit, Sir. The key is to measure twice, weld once. 1.4586 0.02789 556 352 153 51
175 It makes you look six feet. No one can tell that the eye holes are in your breast plate 1.4582 0.02982 550 364 120 66
176 This is perfect if you freelance a lot. 1.4582 0.02975 502 321 132 49
177 And you’re sure the invitation said knight time attire? 1.4577 0.02845 544 347 145 52
178 And, it has a cell phone pocket. 1.4572 0.02879 538 345 140 53
179 Now, all you need is a heart. 1.4556 0.02859 540 346 142 52
180 And our blacksmith does alterations. 1.4556 0.02847 540 345 144 51
181 It's not the mirror, the breastplate really does add 10 lbs. 1.4554 0.02806 538 340 151 47
182 No sir, you still need to use a condom. 1.4552 0.03016 525 346 119 60
183 It won’t wrinkle, but it might dent. 1.4536 0.02892 474 294 145 35
184 It also comes with collision coverage and roadside assistance. 1.4529 0.02992 510 332 125 53
185 It says: “I really don’t care. Do you”? 1.4521 0.02941 522 339 130 53
186 We call this particular cut the 'Modern Republican' 1.4519 0.03012 520 343 119 58
187 Just don't think of things that make you feel itchy. 1.4510 0.02984 490 315 129 46
188 It offsets M’Lady’s chastity belt. 1.4503 0.02978 513 335 125 53
189 Why yes Sir, it's perfect for a knight out on the town. 1.4484 0.02771 504 313 156 35
190 It’s your time to shine. 1.4484 0.02841 504 318 146 40
191 Your fly is unlatched. 1.4482 0.02877 502 319 141 42
192 If you’re going through a middle age crisis, then this is the suit for you 1.4474 0.03588 333 214 89 30
193 I assure you this style is very popular among Middle-Aged men. 1.4465 0.02943 486 311 133 42
194 And on which side does the gentleman wear his lance? 1.4465 0.03097 486 322 111 53
195 Yes, sir, you're dressed to kill. 1.4442 0.03046 466 302 121 43
196 I’d say it’s riveting. 1.4440 0.02930 482 308 134 40
197 Best of all, it's fully recyclable. 1.4438 0.03011 480 312 123 45
198 It's looks great on men in their Middle Ages. 1.4433 0.03071 467 305 117 45
199 They don't call you a Renaissance man for nothing. 1.4421 0.02984 466 299 128 39
200 Enjoy your trip to Canada, Mr. President. 1.4421 0.03105 466 307 112 47
201 And may I suggest a horse"? 1.4421 0.03015 466 301 124 41
202 Now that's what I call a power suit. 1.4418 0.03236 378 239 111 28
203 Our welder can have it ready this afternoon. 1.4418 0.03098 455 297 115 43
204 You will find airport security inconvenient. 1.4411 0.02964 467 299 130 38
205 Yes, sir, I agree that a white linen pocket square might send mixed signals. 1.4408 0.03325 397 260 99 38
206 Now, what size sword are you? 1.4391 0.03182 435 286 107 42
207 But you understand, this still will not protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.4389 0.03096 442 287 116 39
208 It’s very 1350s 1.4386 0.03312 399 262 99 38
209 Oh, absolutely - all the senators are wearing these to their town hall meetings these days. 1.4386 0.03060 456 297 118 41
210 If I may be so bold, sir, the wenches will go crazy. 1.4375 0.03066 448 291 118 39
211 The classics are always in style, sir. 1.4372 0.02993 446 285 127 34
212 Anticipating a hostile takeover, are we, sir? 1.4367 0.03128 442 290 111 41
213 It's from our midterm collection: bespoke retro-industrial with a soupçon of irony. 1.4362 0.03167 447 297 105 45
214 Alternatively, you could go with linen and a better lawyer. 1.4362 0.03275 392 255 103 34
215 So, when DO you start as White House Press Secretary? 1.4360 0.03177 445 296 104 45
216 So you're the new Press Secretary. 1.4357 0.03219 443 297 99 47
217 Take it, and I’ll throw in the horse. 1.4350 0.03075 446 291 116 39
218 Oh, and one last thing... Remember to avoid Mexican food. 1.4338 0.03277 438 297 92 49
219 It’s a bit dated, sir. 1.4336 0.03053 399 251 123 25
220 It does a really great job at hiding your problem areas. 1.4333 0.03100 427 277 115 35
221 I think it's riveting, sir. 1.4329 0.03092 432 281 115 36
222 Oh... you mean an Armani suit. 1.4326 0.03137 430 282 110 38
223 It makes you look a thousand years younger. 1.4314 0.03124 408 263 114 31
224 Medieval is the new black. 1.4314 0.03348 408 275 90 43
225 It comes with a matching oil can. 1.4306 0.03283 425 287 93 45
226 Fat? Surely you joust. 1.4306 0.03215 425 283 101 41
227 I know it feels heavy, but the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.4306 0.03127 425 278 111 36
228 It has an ironclad guarantee. 1.4303 0.03193 416 274 105 37
229 Yes sir, it is absolutely wrinkle free 1.4303 0.03260 423 284 96 43
230 I'm sorry, sir. That coupon expired during the Inquisition. 1.4303 0.03190 423 280 104 39
231 To offset the steel tariff I’ll give you a ten percent discount. 1.4299 0.03201 421 279 103 39
232 Its also available in rust. 1.4293 0.03076 417 269 117 31
233 So, you’re a schoolteacher. 1.4282 0.03442 404 278 79 47
234 A pair of magnetic cuff links and voila! 1.4272 0.03632 316 208 81 27
235 And I believe we have the matching codpiece in stock. 1.4268 0.03242 410 273 99 38
236 It's a real chic magnet, which reminds me, stay away from magnets. 1.4268 0.03207 403 265 104 34
237 It's a little stiff, but it wears like iron. 1.4257 0.03142 404 263 110 31
238 If you order now before the tariffs you save twenty-five percent. 1.4249 0.03183 393 256 107 30
239 It really makes you look tin. 1.4242 0.03650 330 222 76 32
240 Yes, I think that will be stunning, Madam Press Secretary! 1.4239 0.03441 401 277 78 46
241 You should have thought of that before you got dressed. 1.4236 0.03247 399 265 99 35
242 I wouldn't call it 'Retro' as much as I would 'Apocalypse Now'. 1.4233 0.03537 378 261 74 43
243 If you buy now, you avoid the steel tariffs. 1.4227 0.03371 388 262 88 38
244 Of course you may have a little trouble getting through airport security. 1.4225 0.03421 329 213 93 23
245 One of our excellent old-world welders can let that out for you. 1.4224 0.03242 393 260 100 33
246 Cotton would be more breathable but would offer less protection. 1.4216 0.03182 389 254 106 29
247 As you can see this prototype for a new school uniform is the best solution for keeping our children safe. 1.4209 0.03530 373 257 75 41
248 If you meant pajamas why did you ask for knight wear? 1.4205 0.03332 371 246 94 31
249 You look at least six hundred years younger. 1.4199 0.03511 331 219 85 27
250 Yes, heavy metal is definitely making a comeback. 1.4188 0.03284 382 254 96 32
251 ... and the alterations will be completed well in advance of your first day as Press Secretary. 1.4188 0.03090 382 245 114 23
252 No, Secretary Pruitt, it does not come in gold. 1.4187 0.03635 375 265 63 47
253 This one’s appropriate for a knight on the town. 1.4184 0.03379 380 257 87 36
254 You look absolutely magnetic! 1.4180 0.03392 378 256 86 36
255 You’ll find it particularly adept at deflecting the slings and arrow of outrageous fortune. 1.4178 0.03386 359 239 90 30
256 Between you and me, I'm really going to miss the swimsuit competition. 1.4176 0.03527 376 261 73 42
257 The old classics never go out of style. 1.4173 0.03139 381 247 109 25
258 You've got mail 1.4167 0.03472 372 255 79 38
259 I think it's perfect for submitting your report, Mr. Mueller. 1.4167 0.03493 372 256 77 39
260 That’s a perfect outfit for a knight out. 1.4167 0.03323 372 248 93 31
261 It’s guaranteed to survive lightning strikes even if you don’t. 1.4162 0.03527 358 245 77 36
262 This suit comes with two sets of Depends 1.4155 0.03371 361 241 90 30
263 No problem. Our welder is in Tuesday. 1.4155 0.03231 361 235 102 24
264 I've found your sword, Sir. It's in caption contest #619. 1.4151 0.03306 371 247 94 30
265 This model includes Bluetooth and the Find My Armor app. 1.4151 0.03372 371 250 88 33
266 For the price.....It's a steel.... 1.4150 0.03490 347 234 82 31
267 The tag says Easy Care but it makes a racket in the dryer. 1.4143 0.03492 350 237 81 32
268 You have to remember the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.4137 0.03298 365 242 95 28
269 So young lady, you say this is your first blind date since the #metoo movement began? 1.4134 0.03458 358 243 82 33
270 I would wear it untucked, sir. 1.4132 0.03264 363 239 98 26
271 You'll like the extra room when you pillage. 1.4127 0.03414 361 244 85 32
272 If this is out of your budget, we do have a sale on the emperor’s new clothes. 1.4126 0.03498 349 237 80 32
273 Yes, Madam First Lady, they are both strong choices, but this sends a subtler message 1.4121 0.03512 347 236 79 32
274 Gender fluid for sure. 1.4118 0.03441 357 242 83 32
275 Sure, we can spray paint your back with any uncaring message you like, Melania. 1.4118 0.03575 357 248 71 38
276 This should handle anything they throw at you 1.4113 0.03431 355 240 84 31
277 Ready to wash the cat sir 1.4113 0.03500 355 243 78 34
278 It's called a codpiece, President Trump. And yes, we can make yours larger than Henry the 8th's. 1.4111 0.03659 343 239 67 37
279 Perfect for a knight on the town, don’t you think? 1.4111 0.03443 343 230 85 28
280 No, it doesn't come with a back-up camera. 1.4109 0.04783 202 141 39 22
281 The fit is perfect, sir, but I still wonder if you’re taking her dating profile too literally. 1.4108 0.03302 353 233 95 25
282 And it comes with an iron-clad guarantee. 1.4106 0.03456 358 244 81 33
283 It's you. Whoever you are. 1.4106 0.03364 358 240 89 29
284 It's definitely your strong suit. 1.4100 0.03618 339 234 71 34
285 You said, "appropriate for a Middle-Aged man." 1.4100 0.03420 339 226 87 26
286 I'm sorry sir, but two goats and one fat laying hen is the sale price 1.4096 0.03414 354 239 85 30
287 It also comes with a year supply of WD-40. 1.4094 0.03571 342 235 74 33
288 It’s what we recommend for the 2020 Presidental Election, Madame. 1.4092 0.03557 347 239 74 34
289 On Casual Fridays you can open the visor. 1.4086 0.03319 350 232 93 25
290 It's aluminum. You know, for summer. 1.4084 0.03409 333 221 88 24
291 It's stainless steel so it goes with the refrigerator and dishwasher. 1.4083 0.03451 338 227 84 27
292 It's the last suit you'll ever need. 1.4080 0.03406 348 234 86 28
293 Surely you joust. 1.4075 0.03539 346 238 75 33
294 I guess this means I’m wearing the princess costume again, Sweetheart? 1.4075 0.03539 346 238 75 33
295 It also comes in green with 'I really don't care about the king, do u?' written on the back. 1.4070 0.03601 344 239 70 35
296 In my humble opinion,sir, you look a thousand years younger. 1.4070 0.03408 344 231 86 27
297 I hope you have TSA Pre-check. 1.4064 0.03446 342 231 83 28
298 Yes, you'll be more magnetic. 1.4062 0.03585 320 217 76 27
299 The welder is here if you need any minor alterations. 1.4059 0.03332 340 225 92 23
300 Will this be cash or CHAAAAARGE? 1.4051 0.03725 316 219 66 31
301 If you only had a heart. 1.4049 0.03317 326 213 94 19
302 It’s of course both stain-resistant and wrinkle-free 1.4048 0.03385 336 224 88 24
303 I'm sure you'll be the knight to remember. 1.4043 0.03552 324 220 77 27
304 You can easily wear that during the day, then just add a shield or sword for a more night time look. 1.4043 0.03618 329 227 71 31
305 Trust me, you're gonna slay 'em. 1.4043 0.03514 329 223 79 27
306 Its our new No Iron line. 1.4042 0.03318 334 220 93 21
307 It’s a French design with steel from Canada, made in Germany, for our London and US customers, and tariffs up the yin-yang. 1.4042 0.03318 334 220 93 21
308 It goes with your Under Armour, Sir. 1.4041 0.03590 339 235 71 33
309 Just monitor your liquids intake 1.4038 0.03634 317 217 72 28
310 Chick magnet, I daresay. 1.4031 0.03610 320 219 73 28
311 They will still know it's you Mr. President. 1.4030 0.03620 335 233 69 33
312 …And our automotive department will cover dents and dings, for the first year. 1.4025 0.03428 318 211 86 21
313 Oh, yes, Mr. Pruitt, I’d say it’s an excellent choice for flying coach. 1.4024 0.03624 328 227 70 31
314 And what's great is that you can wear it into your middle ages. 1.4024 0.03404 333 223 86 24
315 Of course it makes you LOOK brave, but how does it make you FEEL? 1.4018 0.03470 331 224 81 26
316 Another Hostile Takeover Sir? 1.4018 0.03549 331 227 75 29
317 And what are the groomsmen wearing? 1.4018 0.03497 331 225 79 27
318 Rust protection is extra. 1.4018 0.03363 331 220 89 22
319 It’s become increasingly popular in the #MeToo era 1.4013 0.03449 319 213 84 22
320 Unfortunately we can't accept returns if thou dost recoil before thine enemy. 1.4012 0.03564 329 226 74 29
321 I Really Don't Care, Do U? 1.4012 0.03641 329 229 68 32
322 It’s been our best seller for as long as I can remember 1.4012 0.03369 334 223 88 23
323 Yes sir, this does make your hands look big. 1.4012 0.03651 334 234 66 34
324 Of course, we suggest that you allow yourself extra time for air travel. 1.4006 0.03659 317 219 69 29
325 We just got it off the rack. 1.4006 0.03618 322 222 71 29
326 Our rental fees are reasonable, but there is a $100 surcharge if it comes back with any dents, punctures, bloodstains or scorch marks. 1.4006 0.03579 327 225 73 29
327 It says zero tolerance with a touch of the quixotic. 1.3994 0.03528 323 220 77 26
328 Yes,it comes with a USB port. 1.3994 0.03662 323 225 67 31
329 Wow, look at those buns of steel 1.3988 0.03478 326 221 80 25
330 The codpiece can be tailored to the size of your ego. 1.3988 0.03543 321 219 76 26
331 It's just what you wanted: steely, yet quixotic. 1.3988 0.03488 321 217 80 24
332 I'm afraid we have to charge for alterations. 1.3988 0.03460 321 216 82 23
333 All the king's men are wearing it. 1.3988 0.03460 321 216 82 23
334 Yes, it does come in a matte finish. But, trust me, Sir, no Lady can resist a man in shining armor. 1.3987 0.03497 316 213 80 23
335 You look riveting. 1.3981 0.03359 319 211 89 19
336 It's perfect for a knight on the town. 1.3975 0.03507 322 219 78 25
337 I think wingtips would be a little much. 1.3975 0.03479 322 218 80 24
338 Does the gentleman wear Under Armour under armor? 1.3975 0.03616 322 223 70 29
339 Well! Don't we look ready for a knight on the town! 1.3972 0.03751 282 192 68 22
340 It really says 'hostile takeover' to me. 1.3968 0.03645 315 218 69 28
341 It is a very traditional cut, but you can always freshen it up with a bold pocket square. 1.3968 0.03532 315 214 77 24
342 These new school uniforms are marvellous. And NRA approved!" 1.3962 0.03744 313 220 62 31
343 The tailor can add rust protection for an additional $89.00. 1.3962 0.03716 313 219 64 30
344 And you’ll feel what it’s like to be called “ Sir” again. 1.3962 0.03518 313 212 78 23
345 For alterations we have a welder on call. 1.3962 0.03489 313 211 80 22
346 Would you care to see something with a little less structure? 1.3962 0.03400 313 208 86 19
347 Sir, I'm afraid that's no longer politically correct. We now say, "There is a 'Chinese American' in your armor." 1.3962 0.03771 313 221 60 32
348 ...and it doesn't need ironing 1.3961 0.03467 308 206 82 20
349 ...and, if you buy today; free undercoating. 1.3961 0.03617 308 211 72 25
350 Did you want the rustproofing with that? 1.3955 0.03562 311 212 75 24
351 Of course, farting can be problematic. 1.3955 0.03649 311 215 69 27
352 I think it makes you look quite chivalrous! 1.3952 0.03795 291 202 63 26
353 Melania, why not go with just the belt? 1.3949 0.03651 314 218 68 28
354 The 80s are back. The 1380s, to be exact. 1.3948 0.03458 309 207 82 20
355 It doesn't get any more retro than this 1.3948 0.03428 309 206 84 19
356 It's the last suit that you'll ever need! 1.3941 0.03839 269 184 64 21
357 Nothing says 'I'm ready to litigate' like plate armor. 1.3940 0.03605 302 206 73 23
358 I understand you are going to be joining the presidents legal team. 1.3940 0.03754 302 211 63 28
359 Not only is the mask breathable, you become a Wi-Fi Hotspot 1.3940 0.03512 302 203 79 20
360 Is this vintage enough for you? 1.3940 0.03480 302 202 81 19
361 We also have mail order. 1.3931 0.03803 290 202 62 26
362 I think you've nailed it, Melania. 1.3929 0.03757 308 217 61 30
363 Pleated!? I thought you said plated. 1.3927 0.03779 275 188 66 21
364 The fit depends on which side you"carry your lance", so to speak. 1.3925 0.03805 293 205 61 27
365 Perfect for a knight out. 1.3923 0.03471 311 210 80 21
366 We call it “dressed to kill,” sir. 1.3907 0.03540 302 205 76 21
367 So...how do you like our new Over Armour line? 1.3907 0.03809 302 214 58 30
368 Does this make me look Middle-Aged? 1.3906 0.03736 297 207 64 26
369 Yes, Ma'am, it's the very latest in our "Me too" line of clothing. 1.3900 0.03709 300 209 65 26
370 You'll slay. 1.3900 0.03617 300 206 71 23
371 Excellent choice sir! Our welder will have the alterations ready by 4pm Friday. 1.3897 0.03799 290 203 61 26
372 This is from our new line for Middle Age men. 1.3895 0.03440 285 188 83 14
373 very bespoke sir 1.3893 0.03633 298 205 70 23
374 From our vintage collection. 1.3893 0.03507 298 201 78 19
375 Or you can soften the look by wearing the visor up. 1.3887 0.03455 283 187 82 14
376 Did you say you forgot your anniversary or her birthday? 1.3887 0.03666 283 193 70 20
377 Alterations are down the hall. Ask for "Smith." 1.3885 0.03773 296 208 61 27
378 Theres even an inside pocket for your cell phone 1.3885 0.03681 296 205 67 24
379 We also have this suit in black, grey, or rust 1.3885 0.03587 296 202 73 21
380 Seriously, this suit takes hundreds of years off you." 1.3878 0.03635 294 202 70 22
381 It’s Giorgio Armourani... 1.3870 0.03715 292 203 65 24
382 Actually, this IS the relaxed fit. 1.3865 0.03423 282 186 83 13
383 My dear. I remember the days when a chastity belt would have been more than sufficient. 1.3865 0.03740 282 195 65 22
384 This should definitely get you a seat at the round table. 1.3865 0.03496 282 188 79 15
385 The pocket square can also be used as a cookie sheet. 1.3862 0.03732 290 202 64 24
386 So, What's the occasion? 1.3859 0.03661 298 207 67 24
387 And it’s just the thing for a knight on the town. 1.3857 0.03792 280 195 62 23
388 Not you sir?! Why surely you joust. 1.3854 0.03685 288 199 67 22
389 You should see what the bridesmaids have to wear. 1.3854 0.03551 288 195 75 18
390 To hell with Under Armor. 1.3846 0.03767 286 200 62 24
391 Truly the ultimate in power suits, wouldn’t you agree sir? 1.3846 0.03601 286 195 72 19
392 They'll never know it's you, Joan. 1.3846 0.03832 286 202 58 26
393 The power suit is back. 1.3846 0.03735 286 199 64 23
394 This is the last one we have in stock. We mostly sold out four centuries ago. 1.3843 0.03713 281 194 66 21
395 I'll check the instruction manual. Number one or number two? 1.3843 0.03781 281 196 62 23
396 No, I don't think it's too matchy, matchy. 1.3840 0.03999 263 186 53 24
397 Oh, you said Armani!? 1.3838 0.03785 284 199 61 24
398 I would wait until after the spring harvest and feasts before making any alterations. 1.3838 0.03617 284 194 71 19
399 And of course, it comes with our iron-clad guarantee. 1.3832 0.04099 214 145 56 13
400 Nothing errant or quixotic about looking your best. 1.3830 0.03703 282 195 66 21
401 And, it effortlessly goes from work to a knight out on the town. 1.3825 0.03871 285 203 55 27
402 ....and there's a special pocket for your iPhone. 1.3821 0.03822 280 197 59 24
403 Cuffs? 1.3816 0.03692 283 196 66 21
404 I say we go with this one and call it a knight. 1.3815 0.03705 270 185 67 18
405 The lance, shield, horse and damsel in distress can be purchased separately. 1.3813 0.03668 278 191 68 19
406 It says gallant and chivalrous, but not afraid to go medieval when necessary. 1.3813 0.03941 278 199 52 27
407 You can recycle it, too. 1.3813 0.03596 278 189 72 17
408 Not only does it fit well but it is included in our Pre-tariff Sale as well. 1.3813 0.03703 278 192 66 20
409 I do think it sets the appropriate tone for a new press secretary. 1.3813 0.03908 278 198 54 26
410 It's a steel. 1.3813 0.03668 278 191 68 19
411 All the oligarchs are wearing them. 1.3808 0.03640 281 193 69 19
412 This option can effortlessly take your look from day-to-knight. 1.3808 0.03743 281 196 63 22
413 It's currently on sale, sir, for $1299, plus tax and the 25% steel tariff. 1.3808 0.03877 281 200 55 26
414 It's ideal for handling slings and arrows. 1.3804 0.03825 276 194 59 23
415 It’s what all the smart gentlemen in Washington are wearing these days. 1.3804 0.03685 276 190 67 19
416 Our most polished look this season, sir 1.3804 0.03720 276 191 65 20
417 It's the first suit designed exclusively for a Trump press secretary. 1.3796 0.03981 274 197 50 27
418 Too Much Irony 1.3796 0.03738 274 190 64 20
419 It's the top seller in our maille order catalogue. 1.3796 0.03913 274 195 54 25
420 Good luck with the divorce proceedings, sir. 1.3791 0.03779 277 194 61 22
421 This 23 piece suit is an excellent choice. 1.3788 0.03759 264 182 64 18
422 There's no pocket for my cell phone 1.3787 0.03756 272 189 63 20
423 I'm sorry, sir. I obviously misunderstood what you meant by 'Fashionably Quixotic'! 1.3787 0.03756 272 189 63 20
424 Sir, it screams "large penis." 1.3787 0.04001 272 196 49 27
425 I’m afraid it may clash. 1.3782 0.03832 275 194 58 23
426 It says "regal elegance" without saying "tyrant." 1.3782 0.03798 275 193 60 22
427 Keep in mind...the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.3782 0.03867 275 195 56 24
428 It’s a full metal jacket. 1.3778 0.03738 270 187 64 19
429 This suit is the best for your new role, Mr. Press Secretory 1.3778 0.03918 270 192 54 24
430 ...and when does your appointment to the Trump Cabinet begin? 1.3778 0.03882 270 191 56 23
431 For a more polished look. 1.3778 0.03847 270 190 58 22
432 Is this for a particular battle or everyday use? 1.3778 0.03625 270 184 70 16
433 You don't look too evil. I'd say more mid-evil. 1.3774 0.03945 257 181 55 21
434 The visor comes off easily and it's great for straining pasta. 1.3773 0.03672 273 188 67 18
435 Very slimming, sir, and it includes our iron-clad guarantee. 1.3773 0.03523 273 184 75 14
436 Yes, a smidge heavier than the tweed but much more durable. 1.3773 0.03635 273 187 69 17
437 Not bad for off-the-rack. 1.3769 0.03718 268 185 65 18
438 Do not machine wash. 1.3756 0.04152 221 154 51 16
439 Is it non-iron? 1.3755 0.03818 269 189 59 21
440 Oh yes, its timeless, every 600 years it comes back in style. 1.3755 0.03781 269 188 61 20
441 Yes, great for stick and stones. However useless for social media attacks. 1.3755 0.03781 269 188 61 20
442 This suit is perfect for your new job as White House press secretary. 1.3755 0.03995 269 194 49 26
443 So, who's the lucky damsel? 1.3755 0.03707 269 186 65 18
444 And you'll be an absolute hit at airport security. 1.3745 0.03687 267 184 66 17
445 It’s the original power suit. 1.3741 0.03733 270 188 63 19
446 On you sir, it's absolutely riveting. 1.3736 0.03781 265 185 61 19
447 They come in Aluminum for Summer too. 1.3735 0.03823 257 179 60 18
448 And on dress down Fridays, the helmut converts to a baseball cap. 1.3731 0.03825 268 189 58 21
449 It’s iron, but, conveniently, also non-iron. 1.3730 0.03995 252 179 52 21
450 If I may say so sir, it’s quite riveting. 1.3726 0.03644 263 180 68 15
451 Well, Sir, even with Spanx it’s going to pinch. 1.3726 0.03800 263 184 60 19
452 This look is very ‘business casualty.’ 1.3721 0.03889 258 182 56 20
453 Your fiancé will have the knight of her life. 1.3721 0.03771 258 179 62 17
454 Viagara use will void the warranty 1.3720 0.03976 250 177 53 20
455 That suit, Sir, is a steel. 1.3716 0.03970 261 187 51 23
456 'These suits are having a renaissance.' 1.3716 0.03741 261 181 63 17
457 Summer weight titanium is perfect for August battle season. 1.3715 0.04021 253 181 50 22
458 Heads will turn sir. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
459 It's an outstanding fit, sir, but metal detectors may be an issue... 1.3715 0.03862 253 177 58 18
460 ...and the suit comes with free altercations. 1.3711 0.03948 256 182 53 21
461 Yes, it's a little old-fashioned, but you'll get excellent cell phone reception. 1.3711 0.03708 256 176 65 15
462 Perhaps sir would like to try the relaxed fit? 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
463 It also comes in summer-weight aluminum. 1.3711 0.03624 256 174 69 13
464 I still can't believe I found one in the back in your size. 1.3711 0.03830 256 179 59 18
465 Next time do that before you put it on. 1.3711 0.03987 256 183 51 22
466 Our blacksmith is always available for alterations. 1.3704 0.03883 243 169 58 16
467 It’s waterproof if you want to go swimming. 1.3701 0.04046 254 183 48 23
468 I can assure you , Sir, she'll have a knight to remember. 1.3701 0.03969 254 181 52 21
469 It needs a few alterations. I'll call the welder. 1.3701 0.03889 254 179 56 19
470 You may be taking her "knight in shining armor " comment too literally 1.3696 0.03778 257 179 61 17
471 Airport Security may be a problem, 1.3696 0.03613 257 175 69 13
472 I think it really brings out your eyes. 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
473 It hides the problem areas. 1.3695 0.03860 249 174 58 17
474 We also have this in rust. 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
475 I’m not sure that we have a more prominent codpiece in stock, sir 1.3695 0.03943 249 176 54 19
476 Of course, it also comes with a full metal jacket. 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
477 Riveting! 1.3690 0.03744 252 174 63 15
478 Sir, you look riveting. 1.3690 0.03869 252 177 57 18
479 It suits you. But those brown shoes will have to go. 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
480 Pre-tariff shopping? 1.3684 0.04127 247 179 45 23
481 It's a bold choice for a wedding, ma'am. 1.3684 0.03794 247 171 61 15
482 You'll just have to hold it. 1.3684 0.03662 247 168 67 12
483 I don't know. It looks nice, but I still feel empty inside 1.3684 0.04046 247 177 49 21
484 If you're worried about it just don't drink anything that morning. 1.3682 0.04184 239 173 44 22
485 Right or left doesn't matter; it hurts either way 1.3682 0.04100 239 171 48 20
486 Yes, Mr Cohen. This will provide you more than enough protection from 'he who must not be named'. Most of the cabinet have one. 1.3682 0.03969 239 168 54 17
487 No, you're not surrounded by enemies. It's called a mirror. 1.3676 0.03856 253 178 57 18
488 May I advise you, sir, to stay inside during thunderstorms! 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
489 Expensive? 100% European Steel. 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
490 It's almost perfect, but let me call the welder. 1.3671 0.04035 237 168 51 18
491 ...and it’s 100% vegan. 1.3665 0.03958 251 179 52 20
492 Forgot her birthday, huh? May I suggest an accessory shield? 1.3665 0.04077 251 182 46 23
493 And if your face clears up before prom we'll get you a tux. 1.3663 0.03964 243 172 53 18
494 It also comes in faded, jaded, rusted, errant and shiny. 1.3655 0.03978 249 178 51 20
495 This suit comes with an ironclad guarantee. 1.3655 0.03812 249 174 59 16
496 This is the most "heavy metal" outfit we have, sir. 1.3651 0.03853 241 168 58 15
497 ...and it's green as well; you're looking at 2700 soda cans... 1.3648 0.04125 233 167 47 19
498 We were able to price it before the tariffs went into effect 1.3648 0.04035 244 175 49 20
499 So, you are the new White House press secretary... 1.3648 0.04278 244 181 37 26
500 The best part is that it wears like iron. 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
501 So you're going to work at The White House. 1.3648 0.03951 244 173 53 18
502 So, do you joust on the left or the right? 1.3648 0.03908 244 172 55 17
503 Stunning...and, it comes with an ironclad guarantee! 1.3648 0.03820 244 170 59 15
504 And if you buy now, you avoid the 25 percent tariff. 1.3644 0.03953 236 166 54 16
505 You'll knock 'em dead in this one. 1.3644 0.03998 236 167 52 17
506 Okay,you're all ready to teach at any school in America. 1.3644 0.03958 247 176 52 19
507 Making you look like a fucking idiot is what we do best. 1.3644 0.04239 247 183 38 26
508 It's what the Republicans are wearing for the midterms. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
509 No worries - this is what all the GOP congressmen will be wearing home for the August recess. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
510 Best of all, it comes with an iron-clad guarantee! 1.3640 0.03873 239 167 57 15
511 It is suitable for Cabinet meetings and dinner out in DC. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
512 Chivalry was never dead, just out of season 1.3640 0.03639 239 162 67 10
513 We find this is trending among candidates in the mid term elections 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
514 Yes, you will be safe in coach, Mr Pruitt. 1.3636 0.04141 242 176 44 22
515 Ultimately, it’s how you accessorize. 1.3636 0.03884 242 170 56 16
516 It will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
517 I know a decent blacksmith if you need any alterations made. 1.3636 0.03840 242 169 58 15
518 It looks riveting. 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
519 The shining has to come from within. 1.3636 0.04057 242 174 48 20
520 What it lacks in drape it makes up in durability. 1.3636 0.03750 242 167 62 13
521 Ready to meet your in-laws? 1.3636 0.03972 242 172 52 18
522 No, I said I needed something for a NIGHT on the town. 1.3633 0.03895 245 173 55 17
523 Of course, you realize it's not waterproof. 1.3633 0.03808 245 171 59 15
524 It even comes with an extra gauntlet just for throwing down. 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
525 It’s our full metal jacket...,Sir.” 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
526 ...and it comes with a complimentary chastity belt for your wife. 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
527 Of course, it's dry clean only... 1.3629 0.03939 237 167 54 16
528 Of course, sir, it’s non iron.. 1.3629 0.04073 237 170 48 19
529 It was very popular with the ladies that had meetings with Harvey Weinstein. 1.3629 0.04117 237 171 46 20
530 Since society's moving backward so fast,this will soon be the height of fashion. 1.3629 0.03847 237 165 58 14
531 I can assure you that it's moth-proof. 1.3625 0.03860 240 168 57 15
532 The advantage is, it doesn't wrinkle. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
533 I'll call the blacksmith to let out the crotch. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
534 It's our finest power suit, pure worsted steel, very flattering, and sure to galvanize attention. 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
535 It's a real steel. 1.3625 0.04037 240 172 49 19
536 So what's it really like working in The White House? 1.3625 0.03993 240 171 51 18
537 I'd get it before the tariffs. 1.3625 0.03905 240 169 55 16
538 It says, "I'm dashing.....but available." 1.3621 0.03915 243 172 54 17
539 Best of all, it comes with a magnetic bowtie. 1.3621 0.04043 243 175 48 20
540 How long is your mother-in-law staying? 1.3617 0.03625 235 159 67 9
541 I also have a leather tunic and skirt for casual Fridays. 1.3613 0.03834 238 166 58 14
542 The goal is to buy one, and then stay that size 1.3613 0.04059 238 171 48 19
543 Oh, you meant NIGHT clothes. 1.3610 0.03979 241 172 51 18
544 Why yes, it's dishwasher safe, but top rack only. 1.3610 0.03936 241 171 53 17
545 the mirror adds at least one hundred pounds 1.3610 0.03892 241 170 55 16
546 Just how hostile are your takeover plans? 1.3610 0.04023 241 173 49 19
547 I DON'T CARE, DO YOU?" added to the back will be extra. 1.3605 0.04074 233 167 48 18
548 And when you go to the museum, you’ll blend right in 1.3605 0.03982 233 165 52 16
549 Guaranteed for life. 1.3605 0.04074 233 167 48 18
550 All the republicans are wearing them. 1.3605 0.03888 233 163 56 14
551 We can have it tailored in a fortnight 1.3605 0.03888 233 163 56 14
552 Politicians are all wearing them for Town Hall meetings. 1.3605 0.04028 233 166 50 17
553 Yes sir, you're definitely dressed to kill! 1.3602 0.03854 236 165 57 14
554 It's you madam! 1.3602 0.03947 236 167 53 16
555 Welcome to the Whitehouse press corps. 1.3602 0.03992 236 168 51 17
556 It may be a bit stiff now, but it'll soften up with each battle. 1.3602 0.03759 236 163 61 12
557 It’s what everyone’s wearing at this year’s Roundtable. 1.3602 0.04037 236 169 49 18
558 Perfect for elbowing Mr. Trump at the next G-8 summit, sir. 1.3602 0.04297 236 175 37 24
559 This outfit takes you effortlessly from day to knight. 1.3598 0.04045 239 172 48 19
560 I think you are ready to meet her father. 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
561 No, really. Damsels prefer this over pinstripes. 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
562 May I say, sir, the Knight is still young. 1.3598 0.04131 239 174 44 21
563 That should be perfect for your meeting with Harvey Weinstein, M'aam. 1.3598 0.04088 239 173 46 20
564 Yes, sir. It is very old school. 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
565 No dry cleaning bills. Just a little 3-in-1 oil and you're good to go. 1.3593 0.03860 231 161 57 13
566 It's the latest in executive wear, what with all the back stabbing now a days 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
567 But switch to chainmail after Memorial Day. 1.3593 0.03811 231 160 59 12
568 Congratulations on your promotion to chief spokesperson for President Trump. 1.3586 0.04197 237 174 41 22
569 Plus we offer a full year of free alterations by our team of skilled welders. 1.3584 0.03814 226 156 59 11
570 Yes, but not compared to the cost of a 24/7 security detail. 1.3584 0.04159 226 163 45 18
571 You'll thank me after the meeting. 1.3578 0.03895 232 163 55 14
572 Your wife already paid for it. 1.3578 0.03847 232 162 57 13
573 No sir, it doesn't make you look heavy at all. 1.3578 0.03943 232 164 53 15
574 And the price includes a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.3578 0.04036 232 166 49 17
575 I think you're having a middle age crisis. 1.3578 0.03895 232 163 55 14
576 It’s the Little Black Dress of the Hundred Years’ War. 1.3574 0.03908 235 166 54 15
577 No iron? Surely you joust, sir." 1.3574 0.04134 235 171 44 20
578 Truly, sir, I don’t think it makes your ass look bigger. 1.3574 0.04090 235 170 46 19
579 If I were you, I wouldn't wait. Once the new steel tariffs kick in there's no telling how much its going to set you back. 1.3571 0.04325 224 165 38 21
580 No, it doesn't breathe, but it also doesn't puncture. 1.3565 0.03867 230 161 56 13
581 Trust me, it's a best-seller with this administration's former appointees. 1.3565 0.04105 230 166 46 18
582 So, who's the lucky horse? 1.3562 0.04332 233 174 35 24
583 It's a chick magnet 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
584 May I suggest accessorizing with a white stallion? 1.3562 0.03881 233 164 55 14
585 It also comes in white satin. 1.3562 0.04347 219 161 38 20
586 It's a good fit, but perhaps a little dated 1.3559 0.03854 222 154 57 11
587 Yes, I understand they used to go commando. 1.3550 0.03997 231 165 50 16
588 ...and how long have you worked for Mr. Trump? 1.3550 0.04090 231 167 46 18
589 If clothes make the man, this screams chivalry. 1.3550 0.04226 231 170 40 21
590 Would it be redundant to say it suits you, sir? 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
591 I trust you'll agree, sir, there's nothing like an English suit. 1.3540 0.03959 226 160 52 14
592 Once a king always a king...but once a knight is enough 1.3537 0.04340 229 171 35 23
593 This style is having a real renaissance. 1.3532 0.03841 218 151 57 10
594 In the current climate, it pays to be seen in American steel 1.3527 0.03720 224 154 61 9
595 Remember: strong magnets can result in dismemberment. 1.3527 0.04177 224 163 43 18
596 Now you're ready to be the new White House Press Secretary. 1.3527 0.04410 224 168 33 23
597 We also carry this in a relaxed fit for the older knight. 1.3527 0.03930 224 158 53 13
598 It's from our vintage collection. 1.3527 0.03720 224 154 61 9
599 People will ask why this knight is different from all the other knights 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
600 It's our most timeless power suit. 1.3524 0.03793 227 158 58 11
601 The invite said it was a round table dinner. 1.3524 0.03689 227 156 62 9
602 Dress for the job you want, they say. 1.3524 0.03944 227 161 52 14
603 Shall I have my wench wrap it up for you? 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
604 I like it, but I better check with my horse first. 1.3521 0.04225 213 154 43 16
605 But Sir, what did you expect from a mail-order suit? 1.3514 0.04668 185 136 33 16
606 Trust me, it's the perfect suit for a middle-aged man 1.3514 0.03847 222 155 56 11
607 No, really, Sarah—you look great. 1.3511 0.04065 225 162 47 16
608 Middle age suits you well! 1.3511 0.04015 225 161 49 15
609 If you should lose a limb we offer free alterations. 1.3511 0.03915 225 159 53 13
610 …and it’s no iron! Well, technically, it’s ALL iron. 1.3511 0.03966 225 160 51 14
611 ......and it's a babe magnet. 1.3509 0.04075 228 165 46 17
612 Perfect, Sir, for a knight on the town. 1.3509 0.04122 228 166 44 18
613 It comes with free oil changes. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
614 The classic power suit never goes out of style. 1.3500 0.03973 220 156 51 13
615 The shining armor is more expensive 1.3500 0.03867 220 154 55 11
616 No, I don't think you look stiff at all. 1.3500 0.04076 220 158 47 15
617 Perhaps a tank top? 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
618 Funny you should ask, but yes, it has been in inventory for quite some time now. 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
619 Will this be for a crusade or just guarding around the castle? 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
620 And I can throw in free undercoating 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
621 A subtle elegance perfect for an evening with the in-laws. 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
622 The mirrors help you to check for fridge magnets on your ass. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
623 Yes I took into account that you dress to the left. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
624 Perfect for a knight out on the town, sir. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
625 Trust me. It's riveting. 1.3500 0.04127 220 159 45 16
626 Voila! The new image you wish to project, Madame Press Secretary. 1.3500 0.04226 220 161 41 18
627 It speaks power to truth. 1.3500 0.04177 220 160 43 17
628 For the best view, most people raise the visor, sir. 1.3500 0.03758 220 152 59 9
629 You'll want to have an inch and a half of socks showing. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
630 Won't you be the hit of the Witness Protection Prom. 1.3500 0.04076 220 158 47 15
631 This is more of a traditional look. 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
632 Dry clean only...no iron. 1.3500 0.04275 220 162 39 19
633 We only use Italian steel because of the way it drapes. 1.3498 0.03833 223 156 56 11
634 Plus it's guaranteed for life... or 10 weeks, whichever comes first. 1.3498 0.03988 223 159 50 14
635 And what's the bride wearing? 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
636 Fashion is what you buy. Style is what you do with it. 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
637 The white horse is extra. 1.3498 0.03885 223 157 54 12
638 In this suit, you’ll absolutely slay them, sir! 1.3498 0.04088 223 161 46 16
639 Business casual for the White House 1.3498 0.04281 223 165 38 20
640 This particular retro look is very in with cabinet members and White House staff this year. 1.3498 0.04185 223 163 42 18
641 And nobody knows you are a dog. 1.3497 0.05114 163 122 25 16
642 It's versatile for casual, formal or war. 1.3491 0.04017 212 150 50 12
643 Everyone on Wall Street is buying one. It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3491 0.04233 212 154 42 16
644 It's true, the medieval cut is a slimmer fit. 1.3491 0.04180 212 153 44 15
645 And what might the bride be wearing? 1.3491 0.03961 212 149 52 11
646 This suit wears like iron. 1.3491 0.03961 212 149 52 11
647 This week we offer pre-tariff pricing for platinum cardholders 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
648 This comes in tariff free aluminum and steel,also. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
649 If you'd prefer subtly, a matte finish is possible. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
650 Your third marriage is it? 1.3491 0.04072 212 151 48 13
651 The material is wrinkle resistant, and wears like iron. You will, however develop an urge to face north a lot. 1.3491 0.04338 212 156 38 18
652 Does the gentleman foresee any encounters with metal detectors during his quest? 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
653 Yes sir, I agree. It’s the perfect suit for your new job as the President’s Press Secretary! 1.3486 0.04350 218 162 36 20
654 Why, yes. It's definitely retro. 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
655 And it will wear like iron. 1.3484 0.03958 221 157 51 13
656 What do you think? Should we see how it looks with the stallion? 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
657 Do you want to walk around a bit and see how it clangs? 1.3484 0.03799 221 154 57 10
658 No sir! A classic suit never goes out of style. 1.3484 0.03958 221 157 51 13
659 The classics never really go out of style, do they, Sir? 1.3484 0.04010 221 158 49 14
660 Same thing happens to me. The minute I put it on, nature calls. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
661 I would stick with a flat front instead of pleats 1.3484 0.03799 221 154 57 10
662 It's our latest in Sports fashion, 'Over Armor.' 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
663 I trust you can still get to your wallet. 1.3476 0.04040 210 149 49 12
664 Would you like me to fetch you a squire or will you wear it out?" 1.3470 0.03980 219 156 50 13
665 You’ll knock them dead, sir. 1.3468 0.03943 222 158 51 13
666 The price has just been increased by 25%. 1.3462 0.04286 208 152 40 16
667 So, you're going to be taking over for Sarah Sanders? 1.3460 0.04189 211 153 43 15
668 I told you to go to the bathroom BEFORE you tried on the suit! 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
669 It's guaranteed to make sexual harassment impossible. 1.3458 0.04303 214 158 38 18
670 Does this suit make my codpiece look small? 1.3458 0.04200 214 156 42 16
671 Can I interest you in some white satin? 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
672 So, divorce going well? 1.3458 0.04040 214 153 48 13
673 Will you be paying in sacks of gold or credit? 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
674 .....it depends what you mean by 'no iron' " 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
675 Is it for leisure, terror, or both sir? 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
676 Just be careful in the reign 1.3443 0.04064 212 152 47 13
677 It's a perfect suit sir for your new job in the West Wing. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
678 I wouldn't advise that you wear it to the airport. 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
679 It fits you, yes, but frankly, you look quite silly. 1.3442 0.04235 215 158 40 17
680 Three words. Traditional Power Suit. 1.3442 0.04025 215 154 48 13
681 Sir, it does wonders for your posture. 1.3433 0.04212 201 145 43 13
682 Everyone should have a power suit. 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
683 It would be perfect for a hostile takeover. 1.3431 0.03992 204 144 50 10
684 I agree it's a wonderful choice! Menacing, but not antagonistic; bold, but not insubordinate... 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
685 You will slay them in that suit 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
686 Would you like that charged to your taxpayers or a lobbyist? 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
687 Oh...and it's SPF 3 million. 1.3429 0.04031 210 150 48 12
688 No, sir, it makes you look young, not middle ages. 1.3429 0.04304 210 155 38 17
689 It's a perfect fit, Secretary Pruitt." 1.3429 0.04357 210 156 36 18
690 Of course, we can add a zipper! 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
691 Shall I add it, sir, to the EPA tab? 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
692 I knew the 42Fe would fit you perfectly. 1.3427 0.04102 213 154 45 14
693 The stand up desks are on the second floor. 1.3416 0.04253 202 147 41 14
694 It looks a bit tight in the cuirass, but otherwise perfect. 1.3416 0.03953 202 142 51 9
695 Style,safety,or price. Pick two. 1.3415 0.04035 205 146 48 11
696 Pleated or plated? 1.3415 0.04035 205 146 48 11
697 With bluetooth,of course,sir. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
698 I think you are looking very sharp today. (Thomas, age 7) 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
699 Don't worry about that. Styles always come back again. 1.3413 0.03878 208 146 53 9
700 You look dressed to kill today, sir. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
701 Look at it this way. It's the last suit you'll ever need. 1.3413 0.03818 208 145 55 8
702 It will feel stiff at first, but you’ll break it in. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
703 Oh yes, they are all the rage with White House aids-it provides excellent protection against being stabbed in the back. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
704 Not only will no one recognize you, Kirstjen, that shine is a teflon finish! 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
705 Ah, I see you're a renaissance man. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
706 Only a barbarian would affect to wear a plumed helmet with this suit sir. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
707 Look at it this way, you won’t have a problem getting a reservation at the Algonquin. 1.3413 0.04277 208 153 39 16
708 And congratulations on your new job, Congressman. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
709 I'm glad we got the order in before the tariffs went into effect. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
710 And the best part is, it's fully recyclable 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
711 Businesslike, but in a way that says, 'Yes, I defend the separation of immigrant children from their families.' 1.3413 0.04489 208 157 31 20
712 ....the three-piece comes with a horse. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
713 Demagnetized will run a little extra, of course. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
714 May I show you a gauntlet in burgundy? 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
715 It gives you that chiseled look without having to join CrossFit. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
716 Double breastplated is in this year. 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
717 It says bespoke, sir, but we strove to stay on this side of belligerent. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
718 the effect is quite riveting. 1.3413 0.03757 208 144 57 7
719 I'll throw in a non-stick coating. 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
720 That's better. Now best of luck with your Senate hearing sir. 1.3413 0.04167 208 151 43 14
721 It's very cavalier... 1.3413 0.04222 208 152 41 15
722 Should you require alterations, we have our own welder in house. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
723 You said you wanted something more traditional. 1.3413 0.03878 208 146 53 9
724 It’s the latest in Whitehouse correspondents’ attire. 1.3413 0.04167 208 151 43 14
725 It's overstock clearance from the Third Crusade. 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
726 Just a valet with an Allen wrench and you're good to go. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
727 The helmet fan is extra, but I think you'll agree it's worth it. 1.3413 0.03818 208 145 55 8
728 Now you don’t have to care! 1.3411 0.04139 214 156 43 15
729 Keep it lightly oiled and steer clear of magnets. 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
730 You can never go wrong with a classic look. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
731 They say the right suit won't win you a joust, but the wrong one can lose it for you. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
732 It looks simply riveting! 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
733 Are you sure that's what she said she was looking for? 1.3398 0.04304 206 152 38 16
734 May I suggest a good welder ? 1.3398 0.04135 206 149 44 13
735 Yes Mr Pruitt, these are the most secure pants we have... 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
736 I'm sorry, Mr. President, we can not guarantee this suit will protect you from the Mueller Report. 1.3398 0.04412 206 154 34 18
737 It’s our new line of Over Armour! 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
738 And with your purchase we throw in 3 free cartons of Depends 1.3398 0.03960 206 146 50 10
739 It's the latest in knightwear. 1.3398 0.04019 206 147 48 11
740 No, when it rains you should take an umbrella. 1.3398 0.04412 206 154 34 18
741 She'll definitely let down her hair when she sees you in this 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
742 And it's rated SPF 1500. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
743 Will the groomsmen be matching, sir? 1.3384 0.04185 198 143 43 12
744 Well, I should alert you to a small problem going through security. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
745 It is just perfect! When do you start at the White House, sir? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
746 You’ll knock them dead, sir. If the flaming arrows don’t first, obviously. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
747 You really polish up nicely. 1.3384 0.04306 198 145 39 14
748 And, of course, it’s hand-riveted. 1.3384 0.04185 198 143 43 12
749 Perfect fit for your first day as the new Press Secretary. 1.3384 0.03867 198 138 53 7
750 It's the ultimate power suit! 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
751 Melania? 1.3384 0.04365 198 146 37 15
752 Yes, it’s dry clean only. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
753 We've been selling a lot of these since the election. 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
754 This one's a steel. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
755 Our welder can have alerations ready by Wednesday. 1.3384 0.04246 198 144 41 13
756 Do you like how it makes your hands look so large? 1.3384 0.04124 198 142 45 11
757 I'm telling you, they just don't make 'em like this anymore. 1.3384 0.03997 198 140 49 9
758 This is the latest in our Press Secretary collection. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
759 Sure. We can engrave "I don't care. Do U?" on the back. 1.3382 0.04042 204 146 47 11
760 You also get a pre-Trade war 25% discount for the metal. 1.3382 0.04548 204 155 29 20
761 Everyone's wearing the two rivet, single breasted breastplate this season. 1.3382 0.04160 204 148 43 13
762 We're closing in 5 minutes 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
763 I think it's a better look for you, Mr. Bannon. 1.3382 0.04218 204 149 41 14
764 I’m afraid this is our only suit with the ironclad return policy you asked for, Sir. 1.3382 0.04331 204 151 37 16
765 It fits you very well and will be perfect for your first day of teaching. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
766 Perhaps the blazer and simply staying off your phone during dinner might give her the same effect. 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
767 Well I must say, you look perfectly ridiculous 1.3382 0.04499 207 157 30 20
768 Since open carry came in, we sell a lot of them. 1.3382 0.04061 207 149 46 12
769 We’re also offering free engraving. 1.3367 0.03955 196 138 50 8
770 It's from Georgio Armori 1.3366 0.04524 202 153 30 19
771 It’s only my professional opinion, but I think you look riveting. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
772 Yes madam, this is “defensive” outerwear. The Zara coat was offensive. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
773 You look 10 years younger in that suit. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
774 You look a little stiff in it. 1.3366 0.04126 202 146 44 12
775 You know, you’re pretty lucky today. We haven’t gotten a shipment of these in since 1547. 1.3366 0.03942 202 143 50 9
776 This will help with the sticks and stones, but you're going to have to learn how to deal with the tweets on your own. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
777 You're doing a great job a Press Secretary. Now get out there and give 'em hell! 1.3366 0.04004 202 144 48 10
778 Yes it is a great timely buy, the latest orders are 25% higher. 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
779 We call it the "Trump Adviser. 1.3366 0.04358 202 150 36 16
780 I do apologise – I didn't catch your meaning when you said you wear your sword to the left. 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
781 Titanium will run you about 1/3 more. 1.3366 0.03942 202 143 50 9
782 A lot of our older customers like to remove a few of the rivets for a less tapered look. 1.3366 0.04066 202 145 46 11
783 We're a month behind on alterations. Our riveter just quit. 1.3366 0.04004 202 144 48 10
784 Does this come in Stainless? 1.3366 0.04126 202 146 44 12
785 It also comes in a non-iron version. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
786 Now, if you'll tell me which side you dress to, Sir, I'll pass it along to our blacksmith in alterations. 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
787 Yes, we have one like this with a fly. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
788 Now you will be ready for your next Presidential meeting,Mr.Trudeau. 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
789 Say 'Ni'. 1.3350 0.04443 200 150 33 17
790 It's our answer to Casual Friday: Armament Monday. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
791 After wearing a bespoke suit of armor, there is no going back to off-the-rack. 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
792 I'm sure your husband will get excited when you get into bed wearing this, Mrs. Trump 1.3350 0.04663 200 154 25 21
793 We also have it in summer aluminum, sir. 1.3350 0.03965 200 142 49 9
794 You know, abstinence works too 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
795 No iron? Well...let's just say it's wrinkle resistant. 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
796 Are you sure you really want to run again, Hillary? 1.3350 0.04499 200 151 31 18
797 And with TSA Pre-check you can keep it on. 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
798 Ready for your press conference, Mr. President? 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
799 The beauty is that it wipes clean. 1.3350 0.04386 200 149 35 16
800 You'll love it, it wears like iron! 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
801 You want it in gold?! Surely you joust? 1.3350 0.04283 203 150 38 15
802 Not only can you deflect questions, but arrows and swords too. 1.3350 0.04049 203 146 46 11
803 Do you dress to the left or the right, sir? 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
804 It will never require ironing. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
805 And we throw in a free pair of Under Armour. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
806 It's the perfect suit for a knight out on the town 1.3333 0.04414 198 148 34 16
807 Heavy metal is quite popular these days. 1.3333 0.04244 189 137 41 11
808 It's part of our new Mid Life Crisis Collection. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
809 Nobody's going to accuse you of sexual advances in that! 1.3333 0.03825 195 136 53 6
810 And best of all, it's non-iron. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
811 Perfect disguise, Mr. Miller. Now nobody will recgonize you when you go out to eat. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
812 Never let them see you sweat. 1.3333 0.04403 195 145 35 15
813 Fit you with a bigger codpiece?! Are you jousting? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
814 I'd grab it before the steel and aluminum tariffs kick in. 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
815 For summer, may I interest you in something titanium? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
816 It's from our Warrior In The Boardroom collection. 1.3333 0.04027 195 139 47 9
817 A power suit if ever I saw one. 1.3333 0.03960 195 138 49 8
818 It'll be a little stiff for a while 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
819 Most hold it in, but it's guaranteed not to rust. 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
820 Now you're ready to meet the in-laws 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
821 For a slight upcharge I can put you in something that is rust-proof 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
822 If you need it tailored, I can get the blowtorch. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
823 I hear you're applying to be President Trump's new press secretary. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
824 Good question. I suppose we could ask an astronaut. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
825 I must say, that suit makes you look 500 years older! 1.3333 0.04462 195 146 33 16
826 It now also comes in rose gold and antique bronze. 1.3333 0.03987 198 141 48 9
827 May I suggest that a power tie would be redundant. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
828 It makes you look centuries younger. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
829 With the coming steel tariffs, there's no better time to buy. 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
830 It comes with a chastity belt for your wife. 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
831 Does it make me look ferrous? 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
832 You’re absolutely dressed to kill 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
833 It's the latest apparel for the middle age male. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
834 It says "retro," but also "alpha dog." 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
835 That's not a chink, it's a pleat . 1.3333 0.04092 195 140 45 10
836 Structured suits are making a comeback. 1.3333 0.04027 195 139 47 9
837 Most handsome, sir. But I don’t really care, do u? 1.3316 0.04324 196 145 37 14
838 It's perfect for the modern Renaissance man. 1.3316 0.04138 196 142 43 11
839 It's a very popular look in Washington these days.. 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
840 Well, what will she be wearing? 1.3316 0.03877 196 138 51 7
841 So how long have you been a journalist? 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
842 Don't worry; these mirrors always add 10 pounds. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
843 If you want alterations, the welder will be in on Wednesday. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
844 The excalibur model comes with bluetooth. 1.3316 0.03983 193 137 48 8
845 Appropriate for special occasions like the forgotten birthday or anniversary." 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
846 If sir desires a skosh more room in the seat, we have a smith on site. 1.3316 0.04432 193 144 34 15
847 Do you prefer your sword to the right or left? 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
848 Yes, it has been fitted with what you so elegantly refer to as a poop-chute. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
849 Shall I charge this to your platinum card? 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
850 It also comes in pinstripe 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
851 Will you be having round tables at your wedding? 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
852 Cuffs are back 1.3316 0.04181 193 140 42 11
853 Suitable for a hostile takeover or renaissance fair. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
854 We recommend it for hostile takeovers. 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
855 We also have it in Rose Gold. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
856 It comes in silver, black and white privilege. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
857 So, what is your fiancée wearing at the wedding? 1.3299 0.04033 194 139 46 9
858 Now THAT'S a power suit. 1.3299 0.03829 194 136 52 6
859 Wonderful choice. This has White House Press Secretary written all over it. 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
860 You look like a million shillings. 1.3299 0.04412 194 145 34 15
861 Yes the shoulders are a bit '80s - but the 1380s are back! 1.3299 0.04033 194 139 46 9
862 Yes, Don Jr., you can eat anywhere in DC in this suit. 1.3298 0.04074 191 137 45 9
863 It comes with a matching can opener, in case you overindulge. 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
864 Just the very thing, Sir, for those pesky Congressional Hearings. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
865 It's also an excellent sunblock." 1.3298 0.04005 191 136 47 8
866 For reasons of national security, it's now made with American steel. 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
867 Words, schmerds. It's sticks and stones you need to worry about. 1.3298 0.04141 191 138 43 10
868 When you wear this, they have to call you "Sir". 1.3298 0.04399 191 142 35 14
869 Now , all we have to do is paint , " I REALLY DON'T CARE , DO U ? " , on your back 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
870 To answer your question, sir, yes, permanent press is the only option. 1.3298 0.04272 191 140 39 12
871 Dost my butt looketh big? 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
872 Pockets? Oh, you want the men's version. 1.3297 0.04415 182 134 36 12
873 You should have thought about a suit for your interview with the special counsel before you imposed all those tariffs, Sir. 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
874 Queer Eye for the Squire Guy 1.3281 0.04502 192 145 31 16
875 It's the latest from Georgio Armourani. 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
876 It's a Giorgio Armorni. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
877 Resistance is feudal! 1.3281 0.04317 192 142 37 13
878 You’re all set for your Senate confirmation hearing. 1.3281 0.03988 192 137 47 8
879 We also have it in a summer weight, if you'd prefer. 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
880 Yes Mr. Trump, all the Kings had their own suits of Armor. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
881 Don’t worry. The mirror adds 10 pounds. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
882 ...And those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, forget 'em! 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
883 It’s classic. Chain mail is just a fad. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
884 I think an ascot would be overkill. 1.3280 0.04299 189 139 38 12
885 The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune don't stand a chance. 1.3280 0.04166 189 137 42 10
886 Just rinse in cold water, line dry, and no need to iron. 1.3280 0.04098 189 136 44 9
887 If you can play harmonica, it sounds really good from inside. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
888 Our menswear is known for its durable, classic style. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
889 And you should always keep the 5th rivet undone. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
890 Don't worry, the mirror adds ten pounds. 1.3264 0.04038 193 139 45 9
891 Welcome to Lord Taylor’s. 1.3264 0.03971 193 138 47 8
892 Isn't it time you gave up being a heavy metal fan? 1.3264 0.04360 193 144 35 14
893 So,it's just a first date? 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
894 Of course it is rust-proofed on the inside. Why do you ask? 1.3263 0.04011 190 136 46 8
895 It's a lot safer than gmail! 1.3263 0.04408 190 142 34 14
896 This is from our fall collection for White House aides. If I may say so, it definitely suits you. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
897 You could say it's vintage. 1.3263 0.03941 190 135 48 7
898 You can never go wrong with a classic cut. 1.3263 0.03941 190 135 48 7
899 Funny how fashion goes in cycles. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
900 An excellent choice for your first State Visit to the U.K., sir. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
901 Alterations are done in-house. We have our own welder. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
902 No, no, it doesn't mak you look heavy at all! 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
903 Yes Mr Pruitt this will protect you 24/7 and it's all imported steel too. 1.3263 0.04408 190 142 34 14
904 I’m telling you, styles return; in a year everyone will be wearing it! 1.3262 0.04191 187 136 41 10
905 It's guaranteed to deflect all slings and arrows! 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
906 It's a good look for Middle Age men. 1.3262 0.04457 187 140 33 14
907 It's a good suit for an introvert. 1.3262 0.04521 187 141 31 15
908 It’s a great power suit. 1.3262 0.04122 187 135 43 9
909 It’s Italian steel. No longer easy to get in this country. 1.3262 0.04122 187 135 43 9
910 Not the most breathable, but it wears like iron. 1.3262 0.03980 187 133 47 7
911 Right or left? 1.3262 0.04584 187 142 29 16
912 We ironed it for you. 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
913 Chivalry never really was dead, it just wasn't stylish. 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
914 Best part of all, it doesn’t shrink. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
915 It really highlights your eyes. 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
916 It looked different on the hanger. 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
917 Remember, before it was toxic, masculinity was chivalrous. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
918 It's guaranteed not to wrinkle 1.3261 0.04237 184 134 40 10
919 Honestly, that's going to be tough to pull off. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
920 Exactly right, sir - the real classics never go out of style. 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
921 "What do you mean it's a bit stiff and dated? 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
922 no,no you don't look stiff at all 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
923 No one else will show up to the battle in that exact outfit, I promise. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
924 Yes, and you don't have to iron it! 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
925 Just to warn you, the crotch sometimes oxidizes. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
926 It's guaranteed no-iron. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
927 Very flattering, sir. I have just the lance to accent this ensemble. 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
928 Just the thing for a person in your position, Mr. Pence. 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
929 It’s great for a knight out on the town 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
930 Yes, Mr. President this is the perfect suit for the next G-7 meeting. 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
931 ...and depending on the accessories, it can go from tournament to round table in a flash." 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
932 Straight leg or with cuffs? 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
933 Yes sir, it's the ultimate Power Suit this year. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
934 Yes, I'm sure Obama didn't wear this when he visited the border. 1.3243 0.04680 185 142 26 17
935 You don't find a style, a style finds you 1.3243 0.04552 185 140 30 15
936 Ohhh, evening wear....thought you said night 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
937 Let's see them call you a sissy boy now. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
938 And you can send it in every year for free lubrication. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
939 Of course the mirror adds a hundred pounds. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
940 This model supports multiple visor positions, hot-swappable gauntlets, and left or right handed sword storage. Also, if I may be so bold, it makes your ass look great. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
941 And it comes with a free can of WD 40 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
942 The downside is that alterations are very expensive. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
943 It’s 100% wrinkle free. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
944 Would like to try something in our no-iron collection? 1.3243 0.04616 185 141 28 16
945 Take out a plate here and there, fit in some chainmail and it becomes a great tropical blend. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
946 It’s what all freshmen Congress people are wearing this year. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
947 And now you're ready to teach at Jr. High.... 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
948 The collection is called Fragile Masculinity 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
949 For fifty dollars more we can add a zipper. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
950 Cuff links are extra. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
951 Maybe she asked for amour rather than armor... 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
952 May I say you look taller and more handsome 1.3240 0.04793 179 138 24 17
953 I know a good welder if you want to let out the sleeves. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
954 This isnt what I had in mind when I said vintage. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
955 'Oh yes, the ultimate power suit for these retrograde times. Chic, yet barbaric." 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
956 Planning a knight out? 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
957 We also have this in white satin for Moody Blues fans. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
958 They say steel is coming back. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
959 If the fit is a bit loose, we do offer same day welding 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
960 It's you, Mister Vice-President. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
961 As with all our Press Secretary ensembles, the trousers are flame retardant. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
962 That's why I suggested the linen, sir. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
963 It stands out in the mail-dominated workplace. 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
964 You ever think she meant that figuratively? 1.3224 0.04100 183 132 43 8
965 And it comes with a fifty year ironclad guarantee. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
966 It's joust for you. 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
967 ...and de rigueur for all of President's Trumps friends. 1.3224 0.04451 183 137 33 13
968 It's very retro and perfect for hostile corporate takeovers! 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
969 I can assure Sir that silver is the new black 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
970 And remember, it’s even more slimming when you’re actually on the horse. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
971 What's the bride wearing? 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
972 My assistant is getting the can opener. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
973 ...and to avoid rust we recommend dry clean only. 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
974 Well you asked for a "power suit." 1.3224 0.04026 183 131 45 7
975 If you buy two I will throw in the lance for free. 1.3224 0.04100 183 132 43 8
976 There. You’re ready to get back into dating. 1.3224 0.03874 183 129 49 5
977 The clanking will go away after a while. 1.3224 0.03950 183 130 47 6
978 It's the latest thing for men in their middles ages. 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
979 And, ironically enough, you'll never need an iron. 1.3224 0.04383 183 136 35 12
980 Does the inseam have enough 'rattle' for you? 1.3224 0.04172 183 133 41 9
981 And the best part is, it never wrinkles. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
982 I can always have the blacksmith bring in the waist a little bit. 1.3224 0.04314 183 135 37 11
983 It's the perfect suit for a business man with an active knight life. 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
984 The tricky thing will be the choice of tie 1.3224 0.04244 183 134 39 10
985 .and the Chevalier deluxe also comes with a catheter and leg bag' 1.3222 0.04502 180 135 32 13
986 Let me just text a picture to my wench. 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
987 If you upgrade to the stainless model you’ll never have to dry clean. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
988 And it comes with a rust-free lifetime warranty! 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
989 And with the tariffs, the price will only go up. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
990 I said I wanted my suit ironed, not a suit of iron. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
991 You can us WD-40 instead of deodorant 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
992 Yes, I agree sir. It does bring out your steely blue eyes. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
993 Don't worry about a ticket for pickup we'll remember this one 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
994 C’mon Melania,it’s a statement on its own. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
995 And it’s guaranteed not to wrinkle. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
996 So, this will be your second wedding? 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
997 No, it doesn't make your cuirass look big. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
998 May I suggest something a little less Medieval and a bit more Renaissance. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
999 I'm telling you, tin is in. 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
1000 It’s from our “Boogie Knights” collection. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
1001 The classics never go out of style 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1002 It's rare to get THAT nice a fit, with something straight off the rack. 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
1003 You look centuries younger. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
1004 Yes, we can outfit your whole team, but say good-bye to the 10 minute bathroom break. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1005 This outfit can really go from day to knight. 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
1006 If I may say, sir, it's a classic. 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
1007 Yes, sir, I'm certain it's vintage. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
1008 Oh my goodness, no. I don't think it makes your cuirass look big. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1009 And we throw in a can opener for emergency egress. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1010 I asked for Armani, not Armor. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1011 It's from the fall collection by Helmet Clang. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1012 It comes with it's own concealed carry permit. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1013 The press is ready for your briefing Sarah. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1014 Sir I think you are ready for your press conference. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1015 Made from 100% imported steel wool. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1016 It comes with a straw and a diaper. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1017 It's joust your size. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1018 Yes, we have it in black with vertical stripes. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1019 It comes with five year's supply of W D-40. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1020 You'll still be called thin skinned. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1021 Perhaps I misunderstood . You said you wanted something special for a Knight out on the town. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1022 It's to die for, madam. Plus, it's airtight !! Madam ?? MADAM ???? 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1023 Excellent choice: It will match her belt. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1024 You'll really slay the ladies with this one. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1025 You're lucky you can buy off the rack. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1026 No, it absolutely doesn't make you look fat. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1027 It's our most popular power suit. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1028 This suit speaks chivalry. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1029 All the Republican candidates will be wearing it this fall. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1030 And if you buy today we will waive the steel and aluminum "Trade War" surcharge. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1031 Shall I wrap it up or would you like to gallop it home? 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1032 This model has served previous White House press secretaries very well. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
1033 It still won't protect you from the tweets. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
1034 And with our premium metallurgy, it's no iron. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1035 Are you sure I'm not showing too much skin? 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1036 ...and it also comes with an iron clad guarantee. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1037 Heavy medal is back in. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1038 Facial expression and body language never a problem... 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1039 No, this model does not work with Viagra. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1040 It's what the last Press Secretary recommended. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1041 You can stop worrying about that lion and Dorothy is going to love you in this outfit. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1042 It just screams, "bring it on bitch!" 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1043 If you don't like the fit, we have a more form-flattering, feminine cut in stock we call the Iron Maiden. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1044 Wool gabardine?! For a job at at the Whitehouse?! 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1045 May I also show you some Under Armour clothing? 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1046 Very nice choice, Mr. P. Shall we bill EPA? 1.3182 0.04841 176 137 22 17
1047 It's a lightweight seasonal blend, but it wears like iron. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1048 No, it only comes in silver. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1049 Quite right, sir. Dress for the job you want. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1050 And if you open a store credit card, I can throw in a sword and shield. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
1051 Best of all, it never needs ironing. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1052 It's to die in. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1053 Trust me. Our tailoring warranty is iron-clad. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1054 I think it suits you perfectly Ms. Sanders. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1055 Never needs pressing, withstands 50 calibre bullets and it won't let you gain weight. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
1056 Of course, with this one, alterations take a bit longer. 1.3182 0.04036 176 126 44 6
1057 Did you mean an Armani suit? 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1058 This suit goes from day to knight wear with a flip of the visor. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1059 We also have no-iron suits. 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1060 You're now officially middle aged. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1061 It's well ironed 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1062 It doesn’t have one. You have to remember to go before you put it on. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1063 Tariffs aside, this is a priceless design. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1064 I assure you this is our most durable material. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
1065 The best part? It's wrinkle free. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
1066 Yes...but the lining is pure, silent goose down... 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1067 Might I say Sir, it's the ultimate power suit. 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
1068 It's our most retro ensemble. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
1069 Yes but it's more flattering than chainmail. 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
1070 It’s our revival of the “power suit!” 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
1071 It gives you that steely , take no prisoners aura for the board room. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
1072 This is the only way you’re gonna impress the boss, after Arthur pulled the sword from his desk last week. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1073 A power tie only gets you so far. 1.3179 0.04079 173 124 43 6
1074 This year we're doing away with evening wear and going straight to knight. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1075 They say the feudal system is coming back! 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1076 You look sharp. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1077 Alterations take one to two years. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1078 And it’s iron free 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1079 Very popular with business travelers ever since TSA started using their new body scanner. 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
1080 When do you start work at the White House? 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1081 Will you be needing anything else?... Lance, a sword, oil. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1082 I don't think it comes in white satin. 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1083 If it were up to me, I'd go with the undercoating. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1084 Now, what say we take a look at some chain mail briefs? 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1085 No, they don't make any with real pockets. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1086 It's the latest thing from Giorgio Armorani. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1087 They can’ t stab you in the back, give you the axe and for an extra $100 we throw in some brass balls. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1088 Sir, may I suggest a fiery steed. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
1089 Good luck at the airport! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1090 Are you going for the rescue the maiden or slay the dragon look? 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
1091 Ready Sir? The dragon is waiting on the 7th floor. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1092 Middle age crisis! 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
1093 For a limited time, buy one at regular price and get 40% off any two coats of chain mail. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1094 Styles have a way of repeating. 1.3167 0.04490 180 136 31 13
1095 Our crusade cut is a perfect fit for the times. 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1096 It's what everyone wears when they go into the White House Press Room. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1097 All the king’s men are ordering it in aluminum this season. 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1098 I’m thinking that the white satin is a better look on you. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
1099 Ah, I presume a sporting week-end is in the offing? 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1100 It never loses its shape plus its wrinkle free. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1101 Sorry, swimming voids the warranty 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
1102 Just be sure you limit your dietary fiber. 1.3164 0.04018 177 127 44 6
1103 ...and this is our 'I mean business' suit. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1104 Our welder can let the waist out a little. He’s in on Tuesdays. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1105 What's old is new, Sire. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1106 It's pretty standard for Game of Thrones-themed weddings. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1107 Her profile said she's looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1108 Of course, one shouldn't wear knight after Memorial Day... 1.3161 0.04739 174 134 25 15
1109 ... and of course, the sidewalks clear quite fast. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1110 And that's our steel grey. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1111 May I show you something in a battle axe? 1.3161 0.04220 174 127 39 8
1112 Just think, you'll be her knight in shining armor. 1.3161 0.04450 174 130 33 11
1113 It’s dark in here. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
1114 No ironing required. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1115 Interesting prom theme, sir. I assume your date will be wearing a chastity belt? 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1116 The protection it provides against STD's is unmatched. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1117 Even if it's pierced or crushed, we'll take it back in 60 days. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1118 There's also a secure pocket for your smartphone. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1119 It comes also in relaxed fit sizes. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1120 ... and I assume you'll want to purchase the undercoat. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1121 Of course, none of the pockets will hold your phone. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1122 bathroom privileges will be limited 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1123 You're gonna like the way you storm the castle. I guarantee it! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1124 Alterations available by our Master Blacksmith. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1125 Oh Armani! I thought you said armor on me! 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1126 No, the pants do not come with pleats. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1127 "I myself can't do without pockets." 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
1128 It also comes with rust protection. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1129 This one really brings out your personality. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1130 Won't shrink but may rust 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1131 Actually, no, it does not make you look tin." 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1132 We don't recommend this particular suit if you live in a walk-up. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1133 It might rust over time, but I can promise you it won't wrinkle 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1134 It's what all the men on Capitol Hill will be wearing this fall. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1135 Turns out it IS the suit that makes the man. 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
1136 Yes. There is a potential of chafing. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1137 This designer only does ready to wear. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1138 Don't you think you might be taking her too literally? 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1139 You’re quite confident, then, Dennis, that Helen wasn’t speaking metaphorically? 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1140 The zipper is extra. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1141 It's Nike's response to UnderArmour 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1142 You can wear it out. Or we can put it in the Mail. 1.3140 0.04703 172 132 26 14
1143 Shall I bring in the waist, Ms. Gaga? 1.3140 0.04630 172 131 28 13
1144 It'll look slimmer when you're on the horse. 1.3140 0.04166 172 125 40 7
1145 It certainly makes you look great again. 1.3140 0.04845 172 134 22 16
1146 It's from our nights in shining Armani collection. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1147 And today, it's a steel. 1.3140 0.04556 172 130 30 12
1148 It comes in rust, too. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1149 And if you ever desire to alter your gender it comes with a set of interchangeable breast plates. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1150 And this week only, sir, it's available at pre-tariff prices. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1151 It is also wrinkle resistant. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
1152 It's what all the Trump supporters will be wearing next year. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1153 Madam need only say "Me too" to activate the body camera. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1154 How does that feel in the crotch? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
1155 All the seams are double welded. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1156 Prime Minister Trudeau, this is perfect for your meeting with President Trump. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1157 We also have Astronaut and Scuba. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1158 The A/C option will be an additional $500, sir.” 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
1159 For all White House personnel we add Teflon free of charge. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1160 It's our latest power suit. It comes with a 500 year warranty. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1161 This suit has a high rivet count to compensate for the small codpiece. 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
1162 Well, Sir, I believe you said you were taking part in a roundtable, right? 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1163 It’s the perfect suit for a hostile takeover. 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1164 Sure, we can do cuffs. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1165 It makes me look heavy, don’t you think? 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1166 It’ s retro, but trending 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1167 THEY WILL NEVER KNOW YOU NOW MR. PRESIDENT YOU MAY BE ABLE TO GET INTO CANADA 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1168 You should have thought about that before you got in! 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1169 If you prefer, we also have one in white satin. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1170 We will even throw in a free can opener. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1171 Taking a cabinet position? 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1172 It’s quite attractive and it will wear like iron. 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1173 It's our 'feudal cut,' sir. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1174 Do you dress right or left? 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
1175 It says, "I am bold and virile, yet reserved and historically conservative..." 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
1176 Or would you prefer the summer weight 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1177 The mirror subtracts eight centuries. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1178 Wrinkle Free. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1179 I’m glad you decided not to add the spikes. Too ostentatious. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1180 Notice how casual you feel while at the same time looking completely menacing." 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1181 It's on sale this week with two pairs of legs and an oil can. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1182 I’ll ask the welder to let it out a bit. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1183 In case they choose the sticks and stones. 1.3110 0.04017 164 117 43 4
1184 ... and, it's wrinkle-free. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1185 I can give you 10% off because it's from a discontinued line. 1.3110 0.04109 164 118 41 5
1186 Not to worry, sir. Our welder can make any necessary alterations while you wait! 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1187 It also comes in corduroy. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1188 Women find it magnetic 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
1189 Will you wear it out, or would you like it crated? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
1190 Your training is complete. Now get down to the border, those immigrant families are not going to separate themselves. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1191 Oh, I told you it was no ordinary knight gown. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
1192 Perfect attire for a Knight out on the town 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1193 You are all ready for court, Mr Cohen. 1.3099 0.04640 171 131 27 13
1194 It's a poly/metal blend, so it breathes better. 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
1195 And it wears like iron. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1196 Fits like a gauntlet. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1197 It's made of 100% American steel. 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
1198 Congratulations, sir. When will you be leaving for Washington? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1199 In my defense, you really should have said "EVENING wear" if that's what you meant. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
1200 It reeks of power 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1201 It comes with a matching sword so you would be dressed to the hilt. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
1202 You said you wanted something that was good for day or knight. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
1203 Research says 81 percent of ladies on your dating site are looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
1204 Of course, you can always wear the codpiece by itself. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1205 You're gonna like the way you joust. I guarantee thee. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
1206 ‘Rust-proofing is extra.’ 1.3091 0.04089 165 119 41 5
1207 I'm sure Her Majesty will love how seriously you take your knighthood. 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
1208 And believe it or not, it No-Iron. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
1209 I'm sorry sir, there is no button fly option available. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
1210 To help you get in and out of it, a squire is also included. 1.3082 0.04274 159 116 37 6
1211 And I guarantee you won't need a second pair of pants ! 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
1212 You look hot! 1.3077 0.04821 169 132 22 15
1213 I understand you're the President's new press secretary. Would you like that in teflon? 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
1214 We also have it in Kevlar. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
1215 Are you still in there? 1.3072 0.04495 166 125 31 10
1216 If it needs alterations, I can give you the name of a good welder. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1217 Perhaps you'd prefer something in an alloy? 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
1218 Perhaps you'd like to see something from our Kevlar line. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
1219 It's the most classic cut we offer. 1.3072 0.04244 166 122 37 7
1220 Yes sir Mr. Pruitt, I suppose it would protect you from the riff-raff in coach. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
1221 No worries, the suit includes a 30-day supply of maximum-absorbency men's briefs 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1222 But you said you wanted something vintage 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1223 ... and of course you can kiss those dry cleaning bills goodbye. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
1224 For casual Friday, sir, may I recommend something a bit lighter? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1225 Will you be taking it off the rack, or would you like it welded, sir? 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
1226 We’ll have to call the blacksmith to let it out a bit 1.3062 0.04343 160 118 35 7
1227 This is the latest in power suits. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
1228 Very sharp. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
1229 You're being too literal. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
1230 Yes, Sir, it does make you look Presidential and it is slimming! 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
1231 I think this is sooo you Mrs. Huckabee. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
1232 Perfect for a knight out on the town 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
1233 This is from our “You’ve got mail” collection 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
1234 I'd say you're ready for anything the Mueller team can throw at you. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1235 As you can see, the soldering is impeccable. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1236 When I said I needed protection for my date tonight, this isn't what I meant. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
1237 You would absolutely SLAY in that outfit. 1.3049 0.04271 164 121 36 7
1238 Fits great, Mr. President. I'm just not sure it projects the image you want for your interview by the Mueller team. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
1239 The classic suits never go out of fashion. 1.3049 0.04092 164 119 40 5
1240 No, You'd have to wear a diaper. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
1241 And, of course, it's permanent press. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
1242 Well, gee, Lance. I like it. I like it a lot. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
1243 First time in menswear Miss Gaga? 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1244 It's specifically designed to protect you from low self esteem. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
1245 It must be fun being an advisor to the President. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1246 And if you buy it today we throw in a box of brillo pads. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1247 On cold battle mornings, nothing beats the ass warmer. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
1248 Eventually, EVERYTHING comes back into fashion. 1.3043 0.04137 161 117 39 5
1249 You can upgrade your codpiece for an even more eye-catching look. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1250 Just don't wear it in the rain. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
1251 If you wait until the Bronze Age, you can get a lovely patina at no charge! 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
1252 We can try the space suit again, or we can look at something from Calvin Klein. 1.3030 0.04583 165 126 28 11
1253 It's a new line from UnderArmor. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
1254 Sir shall laugh at maces, lances, arrows, rocks, and swords. Only, avoid thee microwaves! 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
1255 Chalices and grails are on the seventh floor. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1256 Would you like that with a coat of arms? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1257 In addition, you'll get a year's worth of oil changes. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
1258 ...and it's one-hundred percent affordable, pre-tariff steel. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1259 Better act now, before the steel tariffs start to bite. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1260 This suit is popular with those working for the current administration. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1261 Perhaps madame would prefer something with a bit more décolletage? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1262 It's our middle school teacher special: Stops everything from a spitball to an AR-15 bullet. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1263 I’m told, Mr. President, that Putin, Xi and Un have ordered one. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
1264 This is our new no-iron line. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1265 You'll do fine. You're just a little rusty, that's all 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1266 Alterations are included but rustproofing is extra. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
1267 I can let out the codpiece a little if it's too tight. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1268 Sir, we are closing in ten minutes. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1269 It's a perfect fit. Shall I wrap it or do you plan to wear it to the hearing? 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1270 ...and in complete compliance with the new Texas school dress codes! 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
1271 Sure we can custom fit - I'll get the welder. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
1272 We also have this in chainmail for casual occasions." 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1273 Very retro. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
1274 Great for jousting or just a knight out on the town. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
1275 It's 100 percent stainless steel ... our very best no-iron suit. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
1276 If you get the extended warranty, I'll throw in the undercoating. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
1277 So who's the lucky maiden? 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
1278 Well, Congressman, looks like it should suit you very well for your first townhall meeting with your constituents! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1279 It will create a diversion, Mr. President 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1280 Now, go find a windmill. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1281 I know how you like the good-old days, Mr. Trump, and this will also keep your hair from flying around. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1282 Would you like me to pick out a gauntlet to match? 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
1283 All our models come with diapers. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1284 No. It absolutely does not make your butt look big. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1285 It also comes in brush metal for day wear. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1286 No problem. I can take it in at the nose. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1287 Sir, you’re really gonna knock ‘em dead in this suit. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1288 It’s on sale because it’s an older model 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1289 This suit will protect you from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1290 Perhaps the gentleman would like to see the matching tie? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1291 ...like Spanx on steroids. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1292 A Knight on the town? 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1293 Guaranteed to maintain its shape under all weather conditions. 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
1294 Ow! I told you I hang on the left! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1295 No, I don't think it makes your ass look too big 1.3019 0.04785 159 123 24 12
1296 Now remember, dry-clean only. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1297 If it's not a trade war, why the new border agent uniforms? 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1298 "If I may say so, sir, a classic choice if one must gird their loins." 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1299 ...and this piece is from our avant en garde collection, Sir. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1300 Not only is it wrinkle-free but it'll send a hell of a message to those varlets in accounting. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1301 Guaranteed 100% wrinkle free. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
1302 Which way do you lance, Sir? 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
1303 It’s down the hall and to the right, but you’ll need to wait until our welder gets back from his lunch hour. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1304 It's perfect for today's Darker Ages. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
1305 It fits you to a “T,” Ms. Sanders. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
1306 Alterations might take a while. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
1307 It also comes in brass and aluminum. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
1308 It's perfect for meeting in-laws. 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
1309 And it comes with the white horse. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1310 It also comes in Tarnished Bronze and Battlefield Red. 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
1311 Buy 2 and I'll throw in a sword and a shield. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1312 No one will ever know you're not her husband. 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
1313 ...And, it is really the best we have for suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1314 It’s perfect for the middle-aged man. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
1315 It’s wrinkle-free. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
1316 It feels a bit stiff until the first washing. After that, you won't even know you have it on. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
1317 If the waist is too snug, we can hammer it out. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1318 It's quite versatile... it goes from slay to knight. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
1319 Girl, you're going to slay. 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
1320 It's the last one in your size 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
1321 Plated pants are coming back in style. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
1322 You’re going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
1323 See? You look stupid. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
1324 It’s knight time attire. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1325 I think your damsel would be quite distressed if you wear that to the wedding. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
1326 This season's line is stainless. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
1327 No, Hillary. No, Hillary. I don't think it would have made a difference. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1328 Dry clean only. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
1329 This suit will wear like iron. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
1330 Unfortunately, it doesn't breathe as well as linen. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1331 And as a plus, never needs dry cleaning, just a touch of Armor All. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
1332 And which side do you usually joust, sir? 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1333 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
1334 This suit is best for a knight out on the town. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
1335 Is sir expecting the axe? 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
1336 Well, Mr. Pruitt, it makes a bold statement, Trump will love it, and you asked for a suit that you can bill to the EPA as a security expense. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1337 The suit is free but the alterations are a king’s ransom. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1338 Sorry Sir, I can't protect your feelings. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
1339 This kind of self-confidence will make a lasting impression. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1340 It will help you suffer the slings and arrows of your outrageous fortune. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1341 Our welder could always let it out a bit... 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1342 Of course for this suit tailoring is very expensive. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1343 It is a classic look 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
1344 Alterations on this one are a little extra. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1345 And as for the alterations, I have a blacksmith that is a fitter's dream. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1346 Our blacksmith is very good with alterations. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1347 This is a great choice for a knight out on the town. 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
1348 Oil it once a week and stay off the good furniture. 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
1349 'Nothing says "Twitter War" better, Mr. President.' 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1350 It's wrinkle-proof. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1351 It's our most effective male contraceptive. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1352 Oh, Armani? I thought you said a Suit of Armor! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1353 crisp, classic lines.... 1.2994 0.04088 157 114 39 4
1354 Which side do you hang, sir? 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
1355 No problem, congressman. We can weld the flag pin onto the breastplate. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1356 We have a 2 for 1 deal if you’re also shopping for a squire. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1357 An effortless transition from day to knight! 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1358 Folds down to nothing for easy traveling. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
1359 ‘Iconic business attire. Sir, certainly you joust? 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1360 This is our last Medieval in stock. We may have a Largieval in the back. 1.2994 0.04470 157 118 31 8
1361 Steely yet at the same time, sartorial, sir. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1362 Of course you can return it after the election. 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
1363 You said you wanted something for a knight out on the town. 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
1364 Upping your game, sir? 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
1365 Too bad about that itch! 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
1366 Yes, it’s the new Over Armor! 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
1367 You will not find a more durable fabric, sir. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
1368 We have knightly rental rates. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1369 They are very popular now, Sir. The steel tariff wars will make them very dear, indeed. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
1370 That is an excellent choice for your new job as White House Press Secretary. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1371 Does it suit you? 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
1372 A perfect fit for your new job as White House press secretary. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1373 Sorry sir but due to the steel tariffs this suit only comes with one pair of pants 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1374 Trust me, it fits like a gauntlet. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1375 And if you need alterations we have an in-house blacksmith.. 1.2980 0.04181 151 110 37 4
1376 Like a true Rennaissance man, if I do say so, sir. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1377 Would you like to see something in a matte finish? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1378 Did I mention, 'wrinkle free'. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1379 Does something for one's posture, don't you think? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
1380 Today only, it's "Forge one, get one free". 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
1381 Feel okay in the inseam, sir? 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1382 I can show you something less trendy, but I think you're going to feel silly. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1383 Most customers vary, but if you ask me, I will usually tape my nipples to prevent chafing. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1384 Metallic is in this year. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1385 On the contrary. Everyone is wearing rust this season. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1386 That should give you enough protection and is only $34,000, Mr Pruitt. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
1387 You'll never be errant in one of our suits, sir 1.2975 0.04066 158 115 39 4
1388 Our store welder is here daily to make any alterations you may require. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1389 All the newest Cabinet Members are wearing it. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1390 It comes with a free can of oil, in case it rains. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1391 Yes Ma'am, it's the latest in #MeToo date wear. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1392 The welder can take in the shoulders - no problem. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
1393 Manly... yet chivalrous! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1394 And it it works equally well when storming the castle or for traveling to the crusades. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1395 It'll loosen up after a wedding or two. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
1396 Perfect fit right off the rack! Just curious. What was your sleeve length before the rack? 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1397 Dark Ages Mr. Pruitt 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
1398 I disagree. I think your butt looks great in armor. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1399 And would Sir like something for the weekend? 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
1400 This would be for formal occasions only Sir. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
1401 I think the Excalibur accessary would really take it up a notch. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
1402 And of course, as with all of our suits, it comes with a can opener. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
1403 You requested to wear something for a "knight to remember", I believe? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1404 Of course it's not fit for a king, but it suits you just fine, sir. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1405 It was a simple misunderstanding. They thought you wanted a suit for the knight life. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1406 Steel is the new black. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1407 it requires no ironing 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1408 It's the latest style from Over Armour. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1409 It's wrinkle-free, non-iron, and 100% dragonbreath-resistant. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1410 Under Armour is so last year 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1411 All the knights in France are wearing this. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1412 Well if this doesn't correct your posture, I don't know what else to do 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1413 Would you like to be added to our chain-mailing list? 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1414 Just remember, wear it a few times before the big day to break it in. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1415 Everything that’s Olde is new again. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1416 JUST RIVETING SIR 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
1417 Would you like to see something in stainless? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1418 Certainly she'll be looking forward to her wedding knight. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1419 Buy it now before the tariffs kick in. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1420 You want me to scratch, where? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1421 With your new fierce look, no one will know that you're just a lyric poet underneath. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1422 It's from our Divorce Court Attire collection. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1423 The darts at the waist make this our most slimming model 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1424 Sir, this suit makes you shine. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1425 Trudeau bought two. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1426 It's the new 'black'. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1427 My wife said I should be more chivalrous. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1428 Of course, sir, we do have more modern styles available. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1429 It works best with no socks and a skinny tie. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1430 After the steel tariffs, it’s going to be the most decadent look for this fall. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1431 You'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1432 It was a mail order, sir 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1433 We're all scared. Things are happening around us, evil things. We thought we'd never have to face evil, and now we're being forced to deal with it. That's scary John, but we can't retreat into shells. We can't hide. We have to fight, together. 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
1434 Now, this one comes with an extra pair of gauntlets. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1435 It's a fine classic look, but if you're going to teach school, you'll need Kevlar. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1436 Now, you are ready for the slings and arrows of leadership. 1.2968 0.05028 155 123 18 14
1437 Yes, an excellent choice for both security and privacy Mr. Pruitt. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1438 And you can dress either left or right. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
1439 They say to dress for the job you want. 1.2968 0.04859 155 121 22 12
1440 You can’t justify your wealth, but you can prepare yourself for the revolution. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1441 Coordinating chain mail undergarments are available in our lingerie department. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1442 That suit really brings out your eyes, sir. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1443 ....and it's SPF 1000 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1444 And you know, it’s better to look good than to feel good. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
1445 The price is stiff but think of how much you'll save in dry cleaning bills. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1446 I call it, the Knightgown." 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1447 Get it now during our pre-tariff sale 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1448 If there are any problems, sir, I'm sure we can iron them out. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1449 Are you looking forward to becoming their son-in-law? 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1450 As a bonus it improves your celluar recption. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1451 Sorry, old bean. For some reason, I assumed you dressed left. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1452 Ideal for Casual Pillage Fridays. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1453 Shall I have the welder come up for a final fitting? 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1454 It might feel a little stiff at first. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1455 This is the closest thing we have to an "Under Armour" suit sir. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
1456 Son, clearly you’ve misunderstood. I said, ‘wear protection and have a good night’!’ 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1457 Of course the tariff on aluminum will drive up the price 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1458 Pull down the visor and you've got that perfect day-to-knight look. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
1459 You're free to go commando on the battlefield. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1460 It won't feel quite as stiff after a few washes. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
1461 Well, depends what you mean by 'iron free'. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
1462 It's really perfection for a knight on the town. 1.2968 0.04111 155 113 38 4
1463 If you need any alterations, I can call our welder. 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
1464 The suit does make you look more middle aged 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
1465 You're going to look fabulous splattered in the blood of your enemies. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
1466 If you're looking for something lighter, I have the same suit in chain mail. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
1467 Would you like to see it in a summer-weight chain mail? 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
1468 That should keep you protected from the old battle-ax 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
1469 I can also show you something in chain mail. 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
1470 Sir, I don't think the dragon will care. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
1471 Mr. Vice President, the President is ready for you." 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1472 We expect prices to increase in July by at least 25% with those new tariffs. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1473 Better, but still think that the dragon will get all of the attention. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1474 And, of course, it comes in double breasted as well. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1475 It's stain resistant, won't shrink, and never needs ironing. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1476 I don’t think the pocket hankie will work 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1477 Yes, this tactical armored suit - truly a bargain at $299,000 - will protect you from the angry hordes, but we can't guarantee it will protect you from climate change. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1478 Let's go over to lances and accessorize. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1479 Nothing says success like a steel codpiece. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1480 We have this in a pinstripe. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1481 We can let out a few bolts for a more relaxed fit" 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1482 It's just perfect for someone in their late middle age. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
1483 A wise choice for riding in you self-driving car, Sir. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1484 Formal duels, impromptu pillaging, even standing still, pretending to be a statue—it’s very versatile. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1485 It's the hottest thing going this summer. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1486 Fits perfectly sir, and comes with a free can of WD40. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1487 I think you are ready to head back out there, Ms. White House Press Secretary. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1488 No laundering or dry cleaning required, and you get a free can of rust treatment in case of rain. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1489 It comes with a free can of oil. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1490 We also carry a more casual chain mail option for light skirmishes. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1491 A very good look, Secretary Pruitt. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1492 Yes Mr Sessions, it has been rustproofed against children's tears. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1493 Makes you look 600 years younger. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
1494 Mr. Congressman, they're waiting. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1495 Let’s stay with the 42 long and let out the shoulders a bit. 1.2949 0.04089 156 114 38 4
1496 You might find the summer weight more comfortable. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
1497 I said Armani, not armor-on-me! 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
1498 Chainmail is so passé. This is the latest in armor. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1499 Yes, you can go commando with this beauty. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
1500 And yes, it is permanent press. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
1501 Nice can, Prince Albert 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1502 Slim the rerebraces and lengthen the greaves please...and does the fauld make my butt look big? 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1503 No, you can also wear it during the day. 1.2949 0.04189 156 115 36 5
1504 It's perfect for you -- specifically designed for CEO's who have to fall on their sword. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1505 The last owner died during an MRI, but we won't talk about that. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1506 I must remind you that this should be dry cleaned only. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1507 Now imagine yourself leading the charge on mergers and acquisitions. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
1508 Grab it now before the tariffs take effect. 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
1509 This suit is from our vintage collection. 1.2941 0.04030 153 111 39 3
1510 It’s from our prêt á portcullis collection. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1511 I told them not to iron it. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1512 This one comes tariff free. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1513 Sure, we can do that in brushed nickel. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1514 It compliments your steely gaze. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1515 Personally, Melania, I think it's too much, don't U? 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
1516 Suits are for daytime. This is knight attire. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1517 Armani is out. Armor is in. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1518 An excellent choice if you're looking to stay off the rack. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1519 Sir, there is no inseam. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1520 They're always a little stiff at first 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1521 And it's a chick magnet. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1522 I asked for a NIGHT SUIT 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1523 I've sold a lot of these since the current White House administration has been in power. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1524 ...plus, no more worries about the slings and arrows of outragerous fortune 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1525 And something for daywear, sir? 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1526 It's also available in seersucker. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1527 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on our suits’ durability. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1528 Single breasted. You made the right choice. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1529 This outfit comes with lifetime altercations.” 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1530 Of course rust coating will be applied at no additional charge. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1531 But this IS what trade warriors wear Mr President!" 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1532 Would you care to browse our selection of lances, sir? 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
1533 And, of course, it's gluten-free. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1534 And, it's pretty much gender neutral! 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1535 I can throw in rust protection and a year of free maintenance. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1536 It's part of our Business Feudal line." 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1537 It's from our wrinkle-free collection. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1538 It’s self-ironing. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1539 It really masks my muffin top! I’ll take it. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1540 It fits. 1.2941 0.04338 153 114 33 6
1541 And the great thing is, it's all pre-tariff." 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1542 The structured look is coming back in style. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1543 It works for both formal and casual crusades sir. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1544 And if you stand still, it allows you to be invisible. 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1545 Are you ready to be the first Space Force cadet? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
1546 This will be perfect in your new job as the White House press secretary. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1547 It's missing something...perhaps an ascot, sir? 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
1548 Trust me Mr. President, no one else sees you naked. Only you do. Now do what I say. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1549 With this new suit, I don't even think Mueller can touch you. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1550 " Congratulations on becoming the Presidents new press secretary." 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
1551 And your suit comes with our exclusive lifetime warranty against dragon fire. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1552 It’s an excellent choice for concealed carry when you pass through airport security 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1553 The 1400s are so back in style. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1554 You'll be the sharpest thing at the round table, sir. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
1555 The tricky part is getting the inseam just right. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
1556 I’m sorry sir. Our bathrooms or for customers only 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1557 You can order it in any color you like.....as long as it's gunmetal gray. 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1558 We include a screwdriver so you can make it business casual in no time. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1559 Chivalry never goes out of style. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1560 Did you say oil can? 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
1561 Just make sure the honeymoon suite comes with a screwdriver. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1562 According to the Wizard of Oz, you won't need a heart. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1563 Feudalism's back 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
1564 You asked for European Fit, right? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1565 It's perfect for a knight out on the town. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
1566 You’ll be slaying more than just dragons in this outfit.” 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
1567 Wow, this suit takes like 4 hundred years off you sir. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1568 It's lighter because it's made of e-mail. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
1569 It's the latest in Giorgio Armori. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1570 Well, you did ask for a day-to-knight look. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1571 Trust me, these are becoming quite popular. People call you "Sir" and it never has to be ironed. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1572 All the candidates will be wearing them this Fall. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1573 By iron-free, I meant you don't have to iron it. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1574 It's supposed to be big through the shoulders. 1.2914 0.04051 151 110 38 3
1575 Buy now, during the pre-tariff sale, and the custom welding is free! 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1576 We all have to dress differently when we hit middle age. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1577 On the contrary, I do not think it makes your butt look fat. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1578 And it comes with a 90-day, 3-joust warranty. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1579 You'll like the way you look. But you'll need to lift the visor. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1580 Not only is it dashing on you, but it will protect you from piercing commentary and lancing criticism 1.2914 0.04264 151 112 34 5
1581 And to get it on and off we're running a special this week on squires. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1582 Chrome is the new black. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1583 I'll throw in three mail shirts, two pairs of gauntlets and a codpiece. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1584 These have been selling rather well ever since the president had the brilliant idea of subsidizing the bulletproof clothing industry instead of controlling guns." 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1585 Dancing may be a problem 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1586 However, it will not protect you from Trump tweets. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1587 Yes, but no one will be looking at your ass. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1588 Normally at this time of the year I would recommend something with a lighter hand, but for a White House interview, I think you're better off with the more constructed approach." 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
1589 They’re saying steel is the new bronze, sire. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
1590 An excellent choice for your grand jury testimony, Mr. President. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1591 Would you like to see it in a chainmail? 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1592 If you're headed to Sanders' press briefing, you'll want the shield, too. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
1593 And just to be clear, it's not actually by TOM Ford; it used to a '65 Fairlane. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1594 Did I mention that Under Armour is having a sale this weekend in the menswear department? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1595 You clearly said you wanted something to wear to a knight club. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1596 Filing for divorce, eh? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1597 No,really,the armor does NOT make your butt look big. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1598 And this version qualifies for TSA Pre-Check. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1599 Tweets just bounce right off. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1600 It's what everyone in the White House is wearing these days. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1601 You're right. It looks much less bulky than the Kevlar. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1602 No sticks, no stones and 100 percent recyclable. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
1603 No, it doesn't make your ass look big. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
1604 It makes you look tin. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1605 So, where does your D&D group meet? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1606 This week, we're throwing in the rust-proofing for free. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1607 You'll get them this time Hillary. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1608 The Kevlar waistband adds a dashing fashion statement. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1609 You'll slay in this. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1610 … we’re very proud of the new school uniform - it’s the ultimate personal safe space. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1611 Does this make my cuirass look big? 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
1612 We also have it in black. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1613 It'll soften with time. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1614 No iron, iron 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1615 Ideal for a knight on the town! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1616 Well, you said you needed a suit for knight activities. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
1617 The fit's much better than the three-piece. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
1618 Well, we think the no-iron fad has run its course. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
1619 When you said "knight" I thought you meant evening wear 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
1620 Don't worry. Once you wear it a few times, you'll get the chinks out 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1621 The codpiece is expandable. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1622 It's not old-fashioned, it's vintage. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1623 The material takes some getting used to, but you'll save a fortune on dry cleaning. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1624 Looks great, but are you sure they didn't say "formal night attire"? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1625 As far as power suits go, you could do worsted. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1626 It's about as far as I can go. Horses aren't allowed in the showroom". 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1627 Comes with a year’s supply of WD-40 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1628 You too? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1629 Now remember, it's dry-clean only. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1630 Guaranteed to protect against the most lethal twitter barbs. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1631 May I suggest something a little less sporty for the office. 1.2887 0.04070 142 103 37 2
1632 This just came in--it's off the rack. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1633 We include a mount, lance and squire - there's an additional charge for maidens-in-distress 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1634 We offer a free lubrication every 200,000 steps. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1635 Trust me, fashion is cyclical. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1636 Irony is, this is a No Iron one. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1637 You did say you wanted our most expensive suit. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1638 Of course, if you're going for a slightly more modern look, this comes in titanium, as well. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1639 The opener is extra. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1640 The draping on this one really hides your hips! 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1641 If you intend to be buried in this suit the sign on the grave will be “Rust in Peace.” 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1642 It costs more but it's all American steel. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1643 Trust me, it’ll be perfect for round table meetings. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1644 You'll find it breathes more than you'd thought... 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1645 I also have it in a khaki 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1646 Remember, it should be loose enough in the legs so that you can run after fleeing villagers. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1647 And you said this is wrinkle free material, correct? 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1648 It also comes in rose gold 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1649 And it comes with a lifetime supply of free oil changes. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1650 It's a little old fashioned but it's sure to impress the brides family. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1651 Iron is the new wool 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1652 I must say sir, looks like a perfect fit for a hostile takeover. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1653 We can't let the seam out. You'll just have to loose weight. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1654 It’s coming back. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1655 Now you're ready to announce your downsizing plans. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1656 Perhaps you'd like to see something in a late 1400s Japanese instead. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1657 It's rust proof and comes with a complimentary oil can. 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1658 And, it won't shrink. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1659 Trust me. You don’t want to try what the emperor went with. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1660 We can retrofit it for breastfeeding. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1661 And yes, just a cool iron. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1662 Guaranteed not to wrinkle! 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1663 You’re truly magnetic! 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1664 This ensemble takes you from "I don't care" straight to "just leave me alone", I think it's the perfect outfit for you Melania. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1665 It's all the rage with the Brexit crowd! 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1666 Well, you did request wrinkle free. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1667 For an extr $20 you can have this in rust 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1668 #TheeToo? 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1669 Damsels and Fair Maidens find it absolutely irresistible. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1670 On my count of three, try a jumping jack. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1671 Your best defense against outrageous fortune. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
1672 And it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1673 Trust me, Sir... You do not want an 'Empire' waist... 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1674 It’s a look to die for. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1675 This wasn’t the power suit I was expecting. 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1676 And in the front, there’s a generous pocket for your keys, wallet, cell phone... 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
1677 This ensemble is part of our Excalibur collection. 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1678 Remember... the mirror adds 10 pounds!!! 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
1679 You'll find it very useful on the Subway 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1680 It's a very powerful look. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
1681 Buy this today and we'll throw in two free knights. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
1682 Since you dress right we'll have the welder make the proper alterations. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1683 It's a new cost saving alternative to the federal wtness protection program. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1684 It looked better on the rack 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1685 You've really made that armor your bitch, if I may say so Sir. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1686 Yes. It does a great job of making you look slimmer while also blocking out the haters, Mr. Trump. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1687 Well, if sir find prefers a lightweight material for Summer, it also comes in Titanium 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1688 You'll steel the show. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1689 Cuffs or no cuffs? 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1690 I'm just not sure that it's "me". 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1691 It resists wrinkles like crazy. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1692 It's still a perfect fit, Mr. Romney. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
1693 No, I wouldn't say it makes your axe look fat. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1694 But, I specifically remember you saying you dress to the right, Sir. 1.2867 0.05024 143 113 19 11
1695 We recommend it only be worn out on a cool knight 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1696 Can I show you our line of shield accessories as well sir? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1697 For this week only, we include a complimentary case of WD-40. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1698 Not only is Retro back in, it'll wear like iron. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1699 This suit makes a statement: I never go through airport metal detectors because I have my own planes. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1700 The faire maidens cannot resist a man in uniform. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1701 I trust you're satisfied with your new tailor-made irons?" 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1702 It's kinda like getting a sports car and a suit all in one... 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1703 "Sorry, I misheard you, next we’ll try on a suit from Armani." 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
1704 I could hammer it in a little. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1705 Breathable? Sure. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1706 It's called a reflection, Arthur. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1707 I wouldn’t send a suit out on a Knight like this! 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1708 And it's guaranteed to get you standing space in the subway. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1709 If these catch on the demand for oil has to go up. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1710 And it comes with two pairs of lance. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1711 When do you start as the President's new Press Secretary? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1712 The best thing about it is the wifi reception. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1713 Yes, and it wears like iron. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1714 Yes, we can certainly special order it in midknight blue. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1715 Our tailor can adjust for your small hands. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1716 You won't find a better price anywhere else. We imported the steel before tariffs were imposed. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1717 Don't get defensive with me, sir... 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
1718 As long as you keep it shiny it’s absolutely a chick magnet!! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1719 Eventually, everything comes back around. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1720 The fit is perfect. Just don't try taking a knee. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1721 Of course, it comes with a complementary can of WD40 spray. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1722 To wear on those occasions for which internal fortitude is insufficient. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
1723 Of course we do alterations. I'll call in the welder. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
1724 And if you buy it today you can avoid the price increase when the tariffs on imported steel go into effect! 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1725 It’s very slimming and bullet proof 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1726 I'm afraid it's now more than we quoted...the tarrifs, you know. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1727 No, I don't think it makes your butt look too big. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1728 A Codpiece would be the perfect accessory. 1.2847 0.04993 144 114 19 11
1729 Takes 600 years off you. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1730 This is our last suit with tactical pants included. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1731 The President is ordering one for himself and all of his aides. Even less accountability! 1.2847 0.05089 144 115 17 12
1732 No, this armor does not make your ass look big. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1733 And a dashing figure you'll cut at those Democratic town halls Mr President 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1734 And this one comes with a heart 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1735 I need to put you up on a horse before I make the inseam. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1736 Never needs ironing! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1737 No, I don't think it makes your butt look big. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1738 They say you should dress for the job you want. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1739 It’s perfect for where you’re going, Mr. Manafort. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1740 Perhaps Sir would be more pleased if our welder let the inseam out a bit. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1741 A safe choice for any occasion, sir. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1742 Well sir, if you wanted an extra small ballsack sheild you should have pre-ordered it. 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1743 Our in-house blacksmith will make the necessary detailed alterations. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1744 Let's save this for the general election 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1745 If anything, Sir Lanced-a-lot, I would go with a heavier breast plate. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1746 Fits like a spoon 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1747 Cufflinks and other accessories are in the blacksmith department. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1748 Let me bring in our blacksmith to measure you for the alterations. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1749 It’s 100% hand-tempered, made from only the finest in fair trade, tariff-free U.S. steel.” 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1750 And of course our in-house blacksmith can take care of any necessary alterations. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1751 Alterations included but our blacksmith is out today. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1752 It will be hard to take in the shoulders 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1753 Of course we'll iron it for you. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
1754 And will sir be wanting our executive polishing service? 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1755 It's mugging-resistant and you needn't shave. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
1756 Yes, as advertised, our suits are free. However, you will have to 'friend us' and pay me $4,500 to get you out of it. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1757 The oil change is free for the first 6 months. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1758 I'll even throw in free rustproofing. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1759 No, Sir. it's not the latest thing. But it will last forever. It's also grave-ready, Sir. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1760 It's all the rage in the Village, my Lord. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1761 We get a lot of interest in this line during the jousting season 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1762 So, another wages cut, eh Boss? 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
1763 We can have our welder take out the waist a little " 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1764 Shining is the new slimming. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1765 Sir, it's Armor-ni. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1766 I told you to go before you put it on. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1767 It's Armorni 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1768 You look so polished, all ready for a knight on the town! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1769 Yes, it is a bit of a hassle in metal detectors, but on the street or subway you'll be the safest traveler out there. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1770 This also comes in tarnished, rust, and splattered. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
1771 You want Guinevere to leave Arthur? Show up at the table wearing this. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1772 Hemming is free, but there is a two weeks wait on the forge." 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1773 The socks tie it all together 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1774 It is durable and wrinkle resistant. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1775 We have it in silver and also in pink. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1776 If you want to try a different look, I can show you something in a gabardine. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1777 Best of all, it's completely wrinkle-free. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1778 This one's made of brushed steel. Shining armor is sooo last year. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1779 Asking for a raise today? 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1780 We call this style heavy metal 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1781 But I’m not really into Heavy Metal. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1782 By the way, the poleyns are detachable if it's causal vespers. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1783 No, sir. It does not make your butt look big 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1784 Needless to say, dry clean only. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1785 Insults can still get through. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1786 ...and a suit like this, it'll never go out of style! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1787 Maybe something a little less subtle. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1788 Your Press Conference is ready for you Mr. Sessions. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1789 We're gearing up for the mid-terms... 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1790 Best of all, it needs no ironing 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1791 What you save on dry-cleaning will be more than enough to cover the monthly polishing. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1792 At the end of the day, you just remove the helmet and gloves and you are ready for a night out with the Huns. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1793 Knock ‘em dead Sir! 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1794 Good you bought it before tarrifs 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1795 Our welder asked whether you dress to the right or the left, sir. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1796 . . . and, unlike the Tin Man, no oiling is required, ever. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1797 It's what all the men of tomorrow will be wearing when we rise up against the machines. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1798 No, just because you're getting out of your 'Goth' phase does NOT mean you have to move onto 'heavy metal'. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1799 The mace is a perfect accessory for business meetings. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1800 And every suit comes with a free Rust-oleum overcoat. 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
1801 The WD40 is complimentary 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1802 I can make the codpiece any size you want. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1803 The stainless steel upgrade is very chic. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1804 You are the President, you can wear anything you like. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1805 I think you're ready for the shareholders' meeting. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1806 You need a welder not a tailor. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1807 Those slings and arrows of outrageous fortune will just bounce right off. I guarantee it. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1808 I can also show you something in chain mail for the summer raids... 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1809 It's perfect for going out in public or flying coach, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1810 We recommend WD-40 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1811 Well, it DOES add 30 pounds... 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1812 Our tailor can take the tasset in, sir, for a more modern look. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1813 Wow, I see you are serious about your celibacy pledge! 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1814 Classic European, sir. But in a good way. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1815 Latest preference for WH staffers.. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1816 We also have 'Relaxed Fit' for the long distance crusader. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1817 Comes with a free can of WD40. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1818 It's Ivanka's new crossover line for her family's supporters. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1819 It's made out of pure platinum -- just as you ordered, Mister Secretary. Will you be paying for it now, or should we just bill the American people? 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1820 Oh yeah, you will absolutely kill showing up in this. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1821 It's our top seller, the #Me Too safety suit. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1822 It's a classic cut and wears like iron. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1823 This fine ensemble will match the anonymity of your online rants! 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1824 Don't worry, blood stains come right out! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1825 Which side do you dress on? 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1826 Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1827 We sell a lot of these to Democratic candidates in the red states. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1828 Another grail quest Sir? 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1829 This should be fine for any round table event. 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1830 ...And since there’s no need for a tie, it’s perfect for casual Fridays 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1831 Her attorney will never expect it. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1832 Sir, I’d recommend you refrain from drinking liquids. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1833 When we say we can fit you in any suit, we mean any suit. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1834 The classics never go out of style, Sir. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1835 Some things never go out of style. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1836 I think you’ll find the codpiece surprisingly breathable 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1837 It's the latest in our "no wrinkles" line. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1838 It's our Saturday Knight special. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1839 First marriage? 1.2817 0.05034 142 113 18 11
1840 If you prefer, we also have teflon 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1841 It's the last one in stock and they don't even make this particular one anymore. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1842 The gauntlets are bespoke. 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1843 ...Your first babysitting job? 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
1844 We also have it in taupe. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1845 And you get a month of free jousting lessons with it. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1846 Just make sure you get it dry cleaned. 1.2817 0.04165 142 105 34 3
1847 You'll have the Board's attention, and our crossbow enhancer always commands respect. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1848 and it comes with 2 shirts of maille..... 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1849 You may want to consider the stainless option. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1850 It's very popular among Trump cabinet members. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1851 Great durability and it's gauranteed against shrinkage. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1852 Tariff charges are not included. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
1853 Yesterday’s forgotten fashions are today’s hottest style! 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1854 No no it flatters your physique 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1855 Dry cleaning is recommended. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1856 Will you be taking it with you or like it mailed? 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1857 It is guaranteed not to rust-out in the crotch. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1858 Got a job at the White House? 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1859 It's not breathable, but it's the price you pay for fashion these days. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1860 Trust me, the material will hold up for a hundred years. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1861 I could take in the shoulders a bit, but it will take about a month. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1862 It’s half off, Mr. Wong, because of a chi… er… I mean a small defect in the armor. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1863 I can see from the kink you dress to the left. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1864 Sir, would you like us to add a pocket for your cellphone? 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1865 We can always have it soldered. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1866 You did say you liked a classic style... 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1867 It was the cat's ass just five or six centuries ago. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1868 Both handsome and practical for your reelection bid, sir! 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1869 Would you prefer the crotch to the right or to the left? 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1870 We call it the Chief of Staff 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1871 It's guaranteed Twitter proof. 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1872 Looks very sharp sir. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1873 We also carry it in light-weight aluminum for summer wear. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1874 It's all the rage at the FBI. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1875 And you'll definitely want to get our undercoating package 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1876 Board meeting today? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1877 Yes sir, I think that's exactly what you had in mind when she called you, saying she was naked and wanted a night to remember. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1878 Does this make my ego look big? 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1879 I'm sure we can get the squeak out of the knees and have the suit ready by Thursday, sir 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1880 Designed in Italy, welded in the good ole USA. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1881 Not only is it wrinkle resistant, it's rust-proof too! 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1882 Does this make me looked dated? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1883 We can adjust the cod piece. Which side does Sir "dress" on? 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1884 We call this model the 'White House Press Secretary'. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1885 If it's not to your liking, we also have it in sparkling and sterling. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1886 This should help stave off those self-inflicted wounds. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1887 Now let's see if your horse likes it" 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1888 A knight out on the town I see? 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1889 Our finest vintage jousting outfit for engaging with Fake News Forces...Perfect! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1890 There will of course be a modest surcharge for alterations. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1891 Sure we can take it in a bit. Let me get our Blacksmith. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1892 Wear that baby to your next next job interview and see if you don't get some respect. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1893 On sale this week, each outfit comes with a six pack of WD-40. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1894 She asked for a knight in shining armor...give her what she wants. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1895 It's new from our Knight and Shiny collection. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1896 Trump ordered 3. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1897 Yes. It is supposed to be so large in crotch. It is for your protection, Sir. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1898 At $3250.00 sir, it's a steel. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1899 It's what all the great kings have worn, Mr. President. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1900 Anyone ever tell you, you look just like your father? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1901 Well, Mrs. Trump, I doubt it would draw more attention than your Zara jacket, but it might serve as a distraction. You Trumps do that so well! 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1902 Oh, you meant something for NIGHT time... 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1903 Alterations will be done by our blacksmith. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1904 On last question Sire. Do you dress to the left or the right? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1905 It comes with an iron-clad warranty. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1906 Some sensible metal shoes would really complete the ensemble 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1907 Yes, our firm fashioned suits for your father and his father before him ... 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1908 It'll be perfect for your trip to London Mr President - very regal and those rotten tomatoes won't stand a chance. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1909 Just remember: Dry clean only. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1910 Sir, would you like this in rust? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1911 I can’t wait till you tell Giuliana you’re wearing Frank Gehry. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1912 See, it is more modern looking without the sword. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1913 We’ve taken the vintage look to the next level.. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1914 It's the perfect suit for knight-life here in the city... 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1915 This is Hell. You're in Hell. We all live in Hell. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1916 Don't worry . . most of them will see a suit of shining armor . . . not totally shielded aggressive insensitivity . . . 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1917 Ironically, it's ideal for people who don't like to iron 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1918 I would also suggest the "rust-proofing" package. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1919 Would you like to see it in a different color? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1920 And may I say, along with the perfect fit and durability, this suit should minimize inappropriate sexual comments, ma'am. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1921 The mirror adds 80 pounds. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1922 Wears like iron. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1923 You can’t see, since you put it on backwards 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1924 Over Armor..it’s our response to Too Casual Friday 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1925 And the Depends are included in the deal. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1926 Nope. She has you listed as Maid of ARMOR. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
1927 Well, it beats “on the rack” 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1928 It'll wear very well but airport security might be a problem 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1929 It brings out your eyes. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1930 Iron is our most breathable metal. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1931 Of course I always recommend that you use the bathroom before you dress for the joust. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1932 Yes, Letting it out two inches in the waist will be a problem. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1933 Don’t worry. Any one of our three blacksmiths can take it in an inch or two for you. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1934 Chivalry most certainly is not dead, Sir. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1935 Very popular since the #Me Too movement. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1936 What's old is new and this certainly suits you. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1937 You can bet that all the damsels will act distressed. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1938 It really looks good on you but tailoring will take three months! 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1939 This model is resistant to bullets, impervious to thrown eggs, and will resist most slings and arrows characteristic of our present political climate. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1940 We'll make free alterations if you lose a limb in jousting. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1941 It comes with an imaginary dragon, Mr. Quixote. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1942 I think it makes me look fat. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1943 So, this is your third marriage? 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
1944 Armor makes the man. 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1945 Just so you know, it’s dry-clean only. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1946 Well...I guess that the dancing part would not be that easy... 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
1947 Goodness no, sir. I don't think you look silly at all. She'll love it. This is a very popular part of our "Damsel in Distress" wedding package, and comes with a free bottle of our "Night in Shining Armor" touchup polish. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1948 Holy Grail sold separately 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1949 Yes, that one has been on our clearance rack for some time. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1950 It'll take you stain-free from the battlefield to the castle feast. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1951 I actually have two of this exact suit myself. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1952 Unfortunately, sir, after #MeToo, this suit no longer comes with a cod piece. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1953 It's the perfect thing for a knight out on the town! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1954 It’s great for men living in their Middle Ages. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1955 With the upcoming tariffs on imported steel, you won't see a price like this anytime soon. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1956 The perfect attire for a knight on the town. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1957 Never mind the maloclusion; the rest of it fits like a charm. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1958 A knight she surely won’t forget, sir 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1959 Good choice, sir. It was all the rage in 1542. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1960 I guarantee you, sir, heavy metal never goes out of style. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1961 It's Post Empire 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1962 We also carry it in millennial pink 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1963 Yes sir, you look much better now. It's like knight and day! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1964 You're right. It's so much more understated without the feathers. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1965 Ill have our blacksmith take in the shoulders. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1966 It's half price during Crusades season. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1967 ActYes, that suit of armor DOES make your ass look fat. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1968 Transitions seamlessly from day to Knight 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1969 Oh no, sir. On the contrary, it makes you look thin. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1970 Will you be renting or bartering? 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1971 Oh, delicious irony Brother Torquemada; 'Off the Rack", indeed! 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1972 Yes, it is a suit befitting a new White House press secretary. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1973 This is one of our finest wrinkle free, all iron suits. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1974 It's like a magnet for the ladies. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1975 Our blacksmith can make the alterations while you wait. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1976 It's very popular with the #MeToo crowd, ma'am. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1977 Might I suggest, as an accessory, a bright yellow 'power' lance? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1978 Plus this suit is SPF 1,000,000 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1979 No, your butt does not look too big. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1980 Perhaps if you raise the visor... 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1981 Chivalry ready, sir 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1982 We'll throw in a year's supply of WD-40. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1983 Can go from "Crusades" to "Knights of the Round Table" by just adjusting the helmet. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1984 SLIMMING YES, SILENT, NO. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1985 Sir, I would venture to say that the young lady's desire for a knight in shining armor was more figurative than literal. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1986 You're now ready for Twitter. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1987 Sorry, only the mens line has pockets. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1988 See, I told you! Spanx DO make a big difference. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1989 Would you like the matching mace? Or will that be all Mrs. Huckabee? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1990 Yes sir, you'll be protected from any impeachment proceedings.....for several days. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1991 It's this or give up eating at Mexican restaurants, Mr. Miller. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1992 It’s what we recommend for anybody looking to get into politics. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1993 I think you'll agree. The perfect attire for your divorce proceedings. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1994 It’s the perfect suit for White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, Mr President. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1995 Did I mention they’re buy one, get one half off? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1996 Good choice for your first date with Trump 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1997 Trust me, you won't be seen dead in it 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1998 Our surgeon will adjust the length of your neck for free. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1999 Would you like to try that with a jockstrap? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2000 No worries. It comes with a can of oil. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2001 It is very popular in D.C. right now. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2002 I'm sorry a brain does not come with the alterations. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2003 Have you considered that when she told you what she was looking for in a man she was speaking figuratively? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2004 As we like to say, "The tasset is an asset, but the cuisse is the tease." 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2005 I take it you've come here for our Hundred Years War Liquidation Sale. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2006 And, for a little more, I can adjust the codpiece, if you know what I mean. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2007 Look at it this way, you need to look at the inner you. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2008 It's very popular now among congressmen. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2009 You are certainly exploring the limits of the 'Dress for the job you want' maxim, Mr. Bennington. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
2010 You’ll be killed in a jousting match way before this baby goes out of style. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2011 If you’re on the fence, it comes with a very smart pocket square. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2012 Alfred, when I said ‘Dark Knight’, I had a different look in mind. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2013 Every White House Chief of Staff should have one. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2014 Everyone at the White house is wearing them. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
2015 If you take two, I'll throw in a matching lance and shield. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2016 It's retro 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2017 Well they say “dress for the job you want” and, like, how sick would THIS job be? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2018 It's what everyone working in the White House is wearing. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2019 Does this armor make me look fat? 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2020 Don't worry, it'll stretch. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
2021 I’m sorry, sir, but I don’t think we’ll be able to take in the shoulders. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2022 For fun, we add a fascinator. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2023 It comes with a can opener, just in case. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
2024 Basically, it protects most of you, but your ass is still exposed. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2025 In corporate business attire, the 1190's have never gone out of style. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2026 It’s popular with both White House staff and White House reporters. And it comes with a second helmet. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2027 It’s all-American Steel 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2028 And it provides a nice display in your library rather than taking up closet space when you are not wearing it. 1.2746 0.04016 142 105 35 2
2029 Not what I meant by something suitable to wear for the night. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2030 There is an additional 30% off with proof of pillaging. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2031 And it's perfect for a knight on the town, sire. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
2032 Mr. President! Your uniform for the parade 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
2033 The current Press Secretary ordered one last week. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2034 Who's the lucky lady? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2035 I think you'll be pleased you paid us a visit before telling your wife about your love affair. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
2036 It fits you perfectly, but don't wear it on rainy days. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
2037 Not waterproof. But definitely water resistant. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2038 It looks sharp, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2039 Yep, it does make your ass huge. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2040 The very latest thing in back-to-school wear. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2041 Yes, Sir, this is business castle wear. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2042 The classics never really die out. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2043 If you prefer, we could install zippers both aft and stern 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
2044 Yes, my lord, in a manner of speaking, this is a permanent press, no iron suit! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
2045 "It's also available in chain mail, perfect for the summer months." 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
2046 I'm guessing this is your first Metallica concert. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
2047 It’s a spearsucker suit. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
2048 And we offer free altercations for the life of the suit. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
2049 It really suits you. And there's a furniture store next door with some very nice round tables. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
2050 Dents maybe, but no wrinkles, guaranteed. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
2051 Don't forget to pee before putting it on! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2052 Actually, Knight in Shining Armor Chic is making a comeback 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2053 Honestly. No one looks any better in it than you. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2054 You look super cute 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
2055 Shotgun Wedding? We have just the suit for you 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2056 Believe me, Mr. Pruitt, your staff will love it. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2057 Perfect for the CEO compensation discussion. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2058 It goes really well with your eyes. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
2059 Are you sure this looks say "Internet security guru"? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2060 I guess you didn't understand when I asked for heavy metal gear. 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
2061 It will protect you and allow you to be the arrogant SOB you have always been. Shall I have it wrapped, Don Jr.? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2062 There’s also a gently used version that comes in spotted red. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2063 Do you have it in matte? 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2064 Where it says No Iron it means Wash and Wear 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2065 Its not rustproof but its guaranteed to protect you against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
2066 Clever, but I'll still need to measure the inseam. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2067 It also comes in chain mail and Press Secretary brass. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
2068 Yes, it is extremely well suited for family gatherings. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
2069 Or would you rather go with the power tie? 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
2070 Will that be cash, check, or -- oh, of course. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2071 I'm afraid this suit makes me look ten pounds heavier. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
2072 You might want to consider accessorizing the outfit with a jeweled scabbard and perhaps an escutcheon in a subdued pattern. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
2073 Actually Sir, a Suit of Armani was my suggestion... 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2074 I do think the chest plate makes you look a bit more round 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2075 The pre-tariff price still applied to the material in this suit. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2076 Alterations and rustproofing are extra. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2077 It'll help with the Mace and Axe, but you'll still suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2078 Your butt is supposed to look big, Sir Galahad. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2079 It might be a throwback but it's the latest in K-12 teacher-wear 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
2080 It's the perfect suit for a divorce hearing. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2081 Under Armor is optional. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2082 It definitely makes you look a few centuries younger. 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2083 It also comes in seersucker, for those hot, summery days. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2084 It's sophisticated without being too stuffy. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2085 This one is from our 'Homeowner's Association Meeting' line. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2086 The patches of rust just indicate that it's irony. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2087 It breathes better with a wicking undershirt. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2088 No, you don't look fat. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2089 No, actually the chain mail made your butt look bigger. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2090 Of course, it comes with an ironclad guarantee. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2091 The accessories department have a lovely selection of lances should you wish to joust later.” 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2092 And, it comes with a complimentary can of WD40 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2093 I can let you have it today at a pre-tariff price. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2094 Well you did ask for something that would ‘make a statement’ 1.2713 0.04227 129 96 31 2
2095 On you, it says, 'I rule the Hamptons.' 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2096 This one's a vintage look but it still shows people who's the boss. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2097 I said 'armoire', Jerry. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2098 You might have to carry an oil can with you. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2099 It's guaranteed to last for at least five protest marches. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2100 Power suits are back in. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2101 It also comes in chain mail. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
2102 Yes. This is the newest in our Identity Protection line, but I’m afraid your card has been declined. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2103 You should consider wearing a layer of Under Amour with this suit. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2104 Yes, it's a great fit, but you may run into trouble at airport security. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2105 Swords and arrows? Yes. Assault weapons? Sorry, no. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2106 It's off the rack and slightly used ... but it will kill at the party 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2107 Yes, these Italian suits are often on the shiny side. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2108 I usually recommend this for a first date but as this is your engagement party, may I suggest something a little less insecure? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2109 Can you tell if I am a woman? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2110 We can't guarantee that it will keep you safe in a typical American urban environment,but we can say it will at least give you a fighting chance. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
2111 This is the last we have that’s wrinkle free. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
2112 We also have it in wool but most people find it's too itchy. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2113 It does wonders for your posture. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2114 …and it seamless goes from day to knight. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2115 And if I may say so sir, it suits you 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2116 It's very slimming. But I'd avoid the scale. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2117 Mr. President, this will only protect you from sticks and stones. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2118 You can wear it to weddings, work events, and even casual battles. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2119 It comes with a jousting lance painted to match your coat of arms, a matching handkerchief for a fair maiden, and a free visit to the emergency room. Even out of your network. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2120 Yes sir, this is perfect for your visit to the immigration center. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2121 You'll never have to go to the dry cleaners again. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2122 And just a quick accessory swap--briefcase to sword--takes this suit from the boardroom to the battlefield. 1.2707 0.04286 133 100 30 3
2123 Alterations can be completed over knight. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
2124 We'll throw in two pairs of socks. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2125 Okay. If I throw in the over-coating, do we have a deal? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2126 I have a pair of Brown Wigtips that will go great with that 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2127 No one has ever been mugged that wore this suit. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2128 It’s the perfect look for day to knight. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2129 You did mention she'd be in distress, Sir...? 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2130 We have this in the relaxed fit as well. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2131 It's moth proof too. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2132 A perfect fit and this suit easily goes from day to knight. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2133 Would you like to see the matching lance? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2134 just don't go near any magnets 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2135 You'll be a hit at the Crusades 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
2136 There’s a 20 percent surcharge because of Trump’s steel tariff . 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2137 It's vintage, you know. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2138 Best-dressed at the Round Table 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2139 You said you dress to the right so that's what I went with. It's a little late to change your mind now. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2140 Does your lance lie to the left or to the right? 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2141 This really suits you for the school you are teaching in! 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2142 It brings out the color of your eyes! 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2143 If I may say so, sir, you’ll just slay them when you wear it. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2144 I think it suits you really well 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2145 Sure Mr. Trump, this will send the right message to the children 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
2146 It suits you—a real steel, by the way. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2147 We could put a collapsible front at the crotch line if you like. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2148 The latest from the more militant of the Brooks Brothers. 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2149 I would suggest a blazer. 1.2707 0.05133 133 107 16 10
2150 No, I’m afraid alterations are not included on clearance items. 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2151 Our onsite metallurgist offers free alterations 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
2152 Our welder is in Tuesdays and Saturdays. 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
2153 It offers uncompromised protection from backstabbers and cupid's arrows. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
2154 Game of Thrones themed weddings are very popular these days. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2155 You said you’re in mergers and acquisitions, right? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2156 Perfect for a Knight on the town, Sir. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2157 Nothing quite says 'I'm your Knight in Shining Armor' as this one. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2158 The late middle ages are very popular right now. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
2159 It's perfect for that Heavy Metal concert. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2160 Perfect for your next hostile takeover. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2161 Believe you me sir, it will wear like iron. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2162 And ... there’s a sword waiting for you at your desk, sir 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
2163 Is anyone in there? 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
2164 Perhaps a different look for 'a knight on the town'? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2165 Our classic suits come in steel gray and silver. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2166 Yes, you'll be fully protected until the invention of firearms. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2167 This model comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2168 The fit is joust right 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
2169 Most people love the blood-wicking technology. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2170 What really will make you stand out is if you get the matching shield and sword! 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2171 I’ll have my Squire summon the Uber. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2172 Everything old is new again. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
2173 I was joust kidding about the under armor remark 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2174 Oh, you meant evening wear. I misunderstood when you said knight wear. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2175 An added bonus is no dry cleaning, just a squirt of oil. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2176 We call it butt of steel 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2177 Sticks and stones are just like words now 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2178 They say the 15th century is making a comeback. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2179 First year free alterations for missing limbs. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2180 Classic fit. It suits you. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
2181 Sir, this is Brooks Brothers. Alterations are free whether metal or cloth. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2182 It's tres hip. ALL the White House staff is wearing it. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2183 Sarah Huckabee Sanders wears this at restaurants 1.2672 0.05177 131 106 15 10
2184 I’ll have the tailor bring the acetylene torch if the inseam is feeling a bit snug. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2185 And it's SPF 540 and vermin resistant 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2186 Your daughter only gets married once, Mr. Markle. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2187 I guess you are a politician? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2188 and it will protect you from the slings and arrows of fake news 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
2189 The beauty of it is, you can suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune all day long, take arms against a sea of troubles in the evening, and never a wrinkle. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2190 This is the latest look for self-driving cars. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2191 This is our latest from Over Armour. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2192 Indeed, sir, this line is quite popular with current White House staffers. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2193 Guaranteed protection against both slings and arrows over your outrageous fortune 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2194 For when you really need a power suit. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
2195 '...of course, alterations could take a while...'. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
2196 We're happy to provide alterations if you don't have your own blacksmith. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2197 Dressing to the left, sir? No problem. I'll get the welder. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
2198 Very popular choice. Alterations are taking about a year or two. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
2199 Does sir dress to the left or the right? 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
2200 This is for the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
2201 This is for when you really have to throw down the gauntlet. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2202 I can always use a hammer if you'd like a more tapered look. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
2203 That's what I get for choosing fashion over comfort. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2204 And it comes with a catheter! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2205 Shall we add a spiked mace ball to bring out those broad shoulders ? 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2206 If I may say so sir, you look particularly well-suited for a hostile take-over. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2207 The oil can is sold separately - they can help you in the accessory department. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2208 Melania will LOVE it,sir!!! 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2209 Looks like someone’s in for a big knight. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2210 This suit only comes in one color, Sir. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2211 We sell a lot of these to White House staffers. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2212 Let me get the blow torch and we'll take it up in the crotch a bit. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2213 And the best part--the suit is 100% moth proof! 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2214 American steel is an excellent choice for your nostalgic trade war, Mr. President. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2215 It’s guaranteed rust proof and wrinkle free. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2216 It's the finest in "not me too" ladies wear. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2217 Sure, it's dry clean only, but classic lines, and it will wear like iron. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2218 It's the latest addition to the NRA's new Protection clothing line. Overstated and archaic just like the NRA. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2219 Rough G7 summit, Sir? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2220 Remember, stay out of the rain. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2221 Since it’s our yearly sale, it comes with a second pair of greaves and cuisses! 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2222 It’s an Armourani! 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2223 Yes. Very slimming, sir. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2224 I'm thinking you are having doubts about being a school teacher. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
2225 Alterations are extra. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2226 We designed it specifically for the modern woman seeking added comfort in her male-dominated place of work. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2227 This suit doesn't require dry cleaning. Just walk through a car wash. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2228 The school board budget was too small to arm teachers with guns. Instead, these suits should suffice. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2229 ...and the musk oil lubricant gives it that manly scent. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2230 Very nice choice, sir. It's constructed of the finest Canadian Steel, imported before the Trump Tariffs. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2231 It suggests a certain chivalrous gravitas in negotiations that conveys that you are both gallant and dangerous. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
2232 People will imagine you're ripped. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
2233 As featured in Esquire. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2234 Well, now you’re ready to meet the in-laws 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2235 hmmm...i don’t know. does it make me look fat? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2236 Mr. Trump will see you now. 1.2652 0.05142 132 107 15 10
2237 It’s protection, but it’s not 100%. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2238 Ah, there you are, sir! Much more slimming than the chain mail. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2239 It's Made in America 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2240 Nice fit. Perfect for any hostile takeover. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
2241 Congratulations on your election to Congress! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2242 It's Italian, of course, and really fits you like a gauntlet. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2243 Stunning! And many other young gents decided on this to meet a future father-in-law. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2244 ... and for an additional small fee we can include rust proofing. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
2245 Looks great. Stay right there and I'll bring in the welder to tighten up that inseam. 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
2246 May I also interest you in some stay cool underarmor? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
2247 if it needs to be altered, we have a welder on site 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2248 It's perfect for a middle aged man like you. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2249 It's also available in cashmere. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
2250 Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
2251 The fly is made of Velcro 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
2252 Surely you joust, milady. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
2253 If that's a concern you can always try Depends. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2254 Do you want cuffs ? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
2255 Might I also interest you in anything white satin? 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
2256 The novelty alone is worth the price. 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
2257 It's the kind of suit that makes people call you Sir. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2258 I beleive she was speaking metaphorically when she said she was looking for a knight in shining armor. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
2259 And ...with the titanium codpiece you can pee in battle and not worry about those telltale rust stains. 1.2636 0.05105 129 104 16 9
2260 No, this does not come in white satin. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
2261 And in autumn, you can wear it in rust. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2262 Not everyone can carry that off... 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
2263 It also comes in Bronze 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
2264 It's impeccably tailored and comes with WiFi. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2265 This suit is no iron - it's aluminum. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2266 ... and no one will stop you from using the rest room of your choice. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2267 So...time for your annual employee evaluation? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2268 Rain? Not to worry. There's a little oil can under the breastplate. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2269 And, it is wrinkle free. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2270 Congratulations on being elected to Congress. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2271 Been invited to the UN Human Rights Committee, have you? 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2272 You wouldn't be Jousting me would you ? 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2273 it's stylish, trendy, and totally in vogue. Of course, the occasional itch can be problematic. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2274 A classic look never goes out of style. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2275 Evening wear? Sir, I understood you requested “knight time” ensemble. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2276 Yes, it is a performance fabric. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2277 It's not often we get a perfect fit on a garment right off the rack. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2278 We can inscribe a tasteless statement on the back if you so desire. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2279 All aluminum design...pre-tariff price. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2280 Armani armor 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2281 I ordered it in time to beat the tariff on coats of armor. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2282 No, sir, we don't recommend machine washing. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2283 I think the 43 Long would be a better fit. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2284 You'll want to wear boxers 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2285 Well, yes, linen would breathe more, but this is guaranteed wrinkle-free! 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2286 And this suit comes with a personalized Phillips Head screwdriver. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2287 UPF 50, no laundry expense, and 95% bulletproof with the visor down. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2288 You'll lose several sizes just walking around in it for a few weeks. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2289 Well, it sends a much stronger message than the standard power tie 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2290 It's Over Armour, of course. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2291 Dry cleaning bills will be a thing of the past. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2292 Yep, you're still a twat. 1.2619 0.05307 126 103 13 10
2293 Of course it’s entirely up to if you don’t want to wear the vest. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2294 I think the new Armorni suits you better sir 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2295 Really hides that unwanted belly fat. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2296 I hope you have a nice armoire in which to hang your new suit. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2297 Buy two and I can throw in the lance. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2298 It never needs irony! 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2299 From our Coat of Armani Collection 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2300 It complements your stiff upper lip,Sir! 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2301 You'll slay 'em in this outfit. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2302 Our finest suit, sir. Will you be paying with credit or gold? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2303 Our smith will measure for alterations. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2304 It should last for many seasons if you don’t get it wet 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2305 You're gonna like the way it patinas, we guarantee it. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
2306 This is from one of our earliest archival lines. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2307 Yes, you do look taller. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2308 It’s our summer ‘Spearsucker’ model. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2309 Well... If this is too much for you, you can always take it down a notch with a pair of sneakers. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
2310 If I may say, Sir, it's quite the take-no-prisoners look. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
2311 Trust me, chivalry is making a comeback next season. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2312 We have it in denim. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2313 So, how are you enjoying your job with the Trump Administration? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2314 It's our new summer-weight polymer. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2315 What time is your appointment with Mr. Weinstein, Miss Wright? 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
2316 Looking good for your knight out. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
2317 We have our own in-house smithy, so any alterations can be done on site. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
2318 YOU LOOK 400 YEARS YOUNGER!!!!!!!!! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2319 I think it enhances your best attributes. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2320 A fine selection, Sir. I’ll have our blacksmith get your measurements. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2321 This suit offers the utmost protection against duals, dragons, and #MeToo. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2322 A daring choice, sir. Most men stop at underarmours. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
2323 Now you're ready for your grand jury testimony. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2324 It’s an older style, but this suit’s a classic. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2325 ...and have ye a Lord and Tailor Rewards Card? 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2326 Which side does your mace hang on? 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2327 No, a few hours earlier than that. It's "evening" wear. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2328 This is part of our #Metoo collection 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2329 We have the same style in chainmail, but plate is much more slimming. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2330 I'm thinking great for fighting those hostile corporate takeovers, but not so hot for your subway commute. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2331 You did say that you wanted something traditional 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2332 It's one of those timeless classics you can wear anywhere. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2333 Chaste makes waste, they say. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2334 Your suit can be forged in 3 days, sir ! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2335 Thin Man”? I thought you said “Tin Man” 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2336 Trust me. This is the finish you want. Shiny is so over rated. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2337 With a little oil, you can even go out in the rain. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2338 I see you went for the one with the pleats. Good choice! 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2339 It looks perfect on you! Should I get a can opener or will you be wearing it home? 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
2340 The fit is perfect, but I think the stainless looks better on you. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2341 Unfortunately, it's our special model for schoolteachers. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2342 It’s a little dated but you’ll never have another dry cleaning bill. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2343 Looks a little tight in the hinge 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
2344 Talk about farts that linger. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
2345 They say the man makes the suit. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
2346 So, is it 'yes' or 'ni'? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
2347 And it's rainproof. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
2348 And the best part is without a belt you will absolutely speed through security. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
2349 That armor really suits you. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2350 In light of Me Too, the company has decided to update our recommended dress code. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2351 It also comes in relaxed platinum. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2352 I'll even throw in a can of WD-40. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2353 It's the closest we have to a full metal jacket. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2354 Honestly, the waist cinch isn’t very mid-friendly—frankly, I’d even daresay it’s mid-evil. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2355 Fits like a glove. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2356 We also have that in aluminum for those warm summer jousts. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2357 Tight in the crotch is the style, sir. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2358 Isn't it early to dress for the 2020 primary debates? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2359 Wear that to the board meeting, and they will know you are intent on pursuing your agenda. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2360 And you can also use it as a colander! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2361 If this is too plain, we also have a line in herringbone, and one in tweed. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2362 Your next Cabinet meeting with him should be less stressful. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2363 Your suit comes with a three year shine or an oil can. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2364 It’s perfect for that Round Table discussion. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2365 as an added feature it comes with a can opener. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
2366 If I were the Queen, I'd tap that. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2367 Dry clean only. No ironing needed. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2368 We also have it in a cotton wool blend. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
2369 We do have that in an air conditioned version. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2370 Off the rack isn't a bad thing. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2371 Admit it. It's you. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
2372 I think a lance will really bring the look together 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
2373 It's a very polished look. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
2374 The mirror adds 10 plates. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
2375 Nice suit. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
2376 It looks better in middle ages. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
2377 This is what happens when you buy a suit off the rack. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
2378 Now they'll HAVE to call you Sir. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
2379 my wife will hate it- I'll take five 1.2566 0.05591 113 93 11 9
2380 We call it “practical tactical” Mr Pruitt. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2381 Unlike the Armani sir, this one WILL stop both melee attacks and ranged projectiles. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2382 That will be quite comfortable with your under-armour 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2383 And in full armor, nobody knows you’re a dog. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2384 Next sir, will you be trying on daywear? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2385 Fits pretty good for off the rack. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2386 Every teacher gets a 15% discount and free shield. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2387 We have our own in-house welder for alternations. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2388 If you INSIST on a zipper I think we can do that for you. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2389 Tailor-made for the summer. The mosquitoes won't have a chance. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2390 For alternations, the blacksmith needs 4 to 6 weeks. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2391 It's from an earlier season—but it's a bargain! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2392 Chafing? Well, no one has complained about chafing. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2393 Guaranteed to protect you from mosquitoes and sunburn 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2394 you'll be erect in every situation 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2395 The "shining" option is extra. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2396 We provide an oil can free of charge. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2397 Scrap metal is the new silk. Doesn't stain, wears well day or night and no one fights you for a taxi. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2398 It is not a perfect firewall, but it will stop the hackers 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2399 We've had trouble keeping them in stock since Trump was elected. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2400 We could bring down the tail in the back so you don’t get shot in the rear when you are retreating. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2401 And this is the male version of the full body Spanx 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2402 I still think holding the door would be enough 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2403 It’s a little tight in the groin. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2404 I don’t quite know what to say. Can we just persist with this awkward silence..? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2405 I assure you that it is wash and wear. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2406 It is classic Sir. It will never go out of style and no dry cleaning! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2407 It's the latest style for Congressional hearings. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2408 If Sir doesn't like this color, we also offer it in rust. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2409 Mail makes the male. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2410 '...in shining armor?!?!' Um, well, ohh-kaaay, Mr. President! Lookin' real good right there! Very noble. Very smart. Very presidential! For sure! I'd buy it, hahaha. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2411 Everyone will be wearing one come midterms. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2412 The salesman is saying: If you don't like it in grey, we can call our Camelot store to see if they have it in your size in silver. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2413 Guaranteed to quell any urge to harass. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2414 Just don’t pass gas. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2415 It has a SPF 50 rating 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2416 Amazingly, it goes undetected by airport screening machines... 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2417 Sorry Mr. President, did no one tell you the Met Ball was last month? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2418 We also have it in pinstripe. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2419 3 years or 30,000 steps, whichever comes first 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2420 This will go perfectly with the right lance. 1.2562 0.05318 121 99 13 9
2421 Not everyone can wear armor – but you look joust wonderful! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2422 Wear it for a week and if you're not satisfied for any reason, bring it back and we'll give you a full refund after we figure out how to get it off of you. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2423 It's actually rather slimming on you, my Lord. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2424 It's definitely a power suit, but it's more for knights. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2425 Another Thing Sir, it will never need Ironing. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2426 This is from our wrinkle free collection. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2427 It would look great on Throw Back Thursday 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2428 As an added bonus, it's tweet proof. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2429 It's what all our CEO's will be wearing this season 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2430 This boardroom crusade is really getting out of hand 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2431 And it comes with a wrench to use in the men's room. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2432 The inseam was a bit tricky. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2433 It's on sale during siege week. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2434 I think there's a chink in your armor! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2435 I’d say you are now all set for that next hearing on Capitol Hill, Mr. Pruitt. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2436 The President will see you now... 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2437 Yes, Mr. Katz, I heard that fart all the way across the room. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2438 You realize when she called you her "knight in shining armor" it was just a figure of speech! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2439 It's our "no iron" suit. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2440 Most dictators would go for the standard military uniform. But I think this more antiquated look complements your doctrine. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2441 This baby can withstand the slings and arrows of all your outrageous misfortunes, AND, it won't chafe..!!" 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2442 Its better to look good than to feel good. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2443 It fits you perfectly, and wears like iron. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2444 This is our ultimate power suit 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
2445 I agree, it looks better without the tie. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2446 How's that for durable and long lasting? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2447 I am sorry sir, it makes you look brighter than you are 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2448 And it will never wrinkle. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2449 Look a little tight in the codpiece. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2450 We have a blacksmith on site if you need any alterations. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2451 The North Koreans have nothing like it. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2452 It also comes in relaxed denim 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2453 See, I told you it would be a 44 long. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2454 It suits you, sir. You'll be a knight to remember! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2455 Very nice sir. What direction would you like to take with the tie? I might suggest something in an Italian carbon fiber. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2456 Alterations are a bit pricey 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2457 What would really make it pop is a pocket square. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2458 What’s the bathroom etiquette in this bad boy? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2459 This is an excellent choice for any reporter covering a Trump rally. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2460 What else does your girlfriend call you? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2461 this suit shows off your chivalrous side 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2462 I think it's a killer. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2463 It's for those middle-aged. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2464 ...and it’s just st the thing for a Knight out on the town! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2465 I agree. The chainmail briefs are particularly exquisite. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2466 Of course, seersucker would be more practical for hot and humid days. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2467 Yes, we can do cuffs. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2468 I was joust kidding, Sarah. It's a great look for the next press conference. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2469 Teflon is so eighties. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2470 As a red wine drinker, you'll appreciate that this steel is stainless! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2471 A classic for a date knight. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2472 And you save a lot on ironing. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2473 We can shine that up for you at no additional cost. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2474 For any alterations you may need we have a body shop in the back 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2475 Our welder does wonderful custom alterations. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2476 Well, she did say I was her knight in shining armor. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2477 It's you, Don Quixote 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2478 I’m not sure if it will protect you from mean Tweets. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2479 It's absolutely the thing today in spokespersonware. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2480 I hate getting sunburned. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2481 "Naturally, we offer complimentary lubrication." 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2482 THE TIN MAN'S LOOK IS TRENDING 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2483 Hilary, may I ask “Why” you are going to a Trump rally? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2484 Trust me. No panty lines, ever. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2485 We've cleaned up the lines to give this retro look a modern feel. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2486 I can show you something in our titanium line, it is pricier, but no one will question your good taste ever again! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2487 It's perfect for hostile takeover wear. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2488 Its perfect for a first date! You'll be her knight in shining armor! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2489 Women go for a man in uniform. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2490 HR is issuing them to all the female employees. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
2491 Guaranteed to not wrinkle. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2492 Good knight and good luck. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2493 I can have it done by the next Round Table meeting Mr. Lancelot. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
2494 Really, if you like Frank Gehry you'll love this! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2495 Maybe a bit too heavy for the season ...? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2496 How do like the elastic waistband? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2497 The lance, of course, is included free of charge. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
2498 A lance would go nicely with that. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
2499 Do you think this outfit clashes? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
2500 And no starch ever . 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
2501 You'll kill wearing that suit. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
2502 A coat of Rustoleum and it should last for years 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
2503 You said you wanted something for a knight on the town. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2504 We can have the blacksmith let out the seat a bit. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2505 You might want to cut back your fluid intake. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2506 It's the latest in school uniforms. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2507 now you can use any bathroom you choose too 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2508 Could I suggest a nice raincoat to avoid rust? 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2509 If I may suggest, Sir, a nice accessory from our Excalibur Collection! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2510 The perfect look for a knight out! 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2511 It's all the rage for all the rage. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2512 It offers excellent protection from sticks and stone. We provide earplugs to protect you from the words. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2513 You can wear it Knight clubbing 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2514 It is a non-iron suit. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2515 The mechanical fly operates by clicking your heals together three times. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2516 Of COURSE she'll be impressed. We call it our "Knight in Shining Armor" look. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2517 It may seem a little snug, but it's well insulated. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2518 Yes of course, we have crossbows and catheters on our second floor. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2519 It belonged to King Henry VIII...before he gained weight. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2520 That suit makes you look like a mail model. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2521 And if you cut down on the mead, I could probably have it done in a slim fit... 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2522 With our undercoating protection it will be rust free for life. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2523 Nice choice, Sir. No Tuck is all the rage. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2524 No ma'am. This does not make your 'ass look fat'. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2525 . . . and the warranty is nothing to sneeze at. Really, don't Sneeze. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2526 You said you wanted something with knight vision. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2527 Cuffs? Yes, I suppose we could. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2528 This is our latest anti-harassment wear. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2529 This should work perfectly for the daily press briefings. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2530 Bold choice, sir. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2531 It comes with a 12 oz can of WD-40. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2532 Functional, classic, yet understated 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2533 We offer free alterations but the blacksmith is only in on Thursdays 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2534 It's definitely a power suit, if that''s what you're going for. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2535 Best of all, it is completely Permanent Press. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2536 Very slimming, excellent range of motion with built in back support. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2537 and the brocaded cod piece comes with no extra charge 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2538 May I say sir,Superman has nothing on you. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2539 Of course it makes you look fat. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2540 You're ready for the primaries. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2541 Does this breastplate make me look fat? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
2542 Shall I bring the Tesla around, sir? 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
2543 This suit is for knight-wear only. We have day-wear in the upstairs department. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
2544 Chivalrous, yet commanding. I like the look. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
2545 Sir, this suit is 100% wrinkle-free. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2546 ...and it comes with 3 pairs of pants. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
2547 Think of it as day into night wear. 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
2548 Think Yiddish, dress Brutish. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
2549 Are you presenting to the shareholders or just the Board of Directors? 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2550 As long as it doesn't rain, your new school security officer uniform should be quite effective. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2551 And it comes with a year's supply of rust-oleum. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2552 If you're going to run for office, you'll have to get used to it. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2553 For those facing angry shareholders we recommend the matching shield accessory. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2554 Unfortunately, this item does not qualify for our ‘no-questions-asked’ return policy. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2555 Well sure, you could wear it with a tie, but the current trend is to go without. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2556 Yes Sir, I'm afraid that the TSA would require a pat-down screening. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2557 It reflects well on you, sir. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2558 There's no way she won't see you as a knight in shining armor. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2559 I think the alterations you’re asking about would be feudal. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2560 You could go with business casual, but it takes confidence. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2561 We can weld the sleeves an inch if you like. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2562 Be ready for the war from within. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2563 It comes with a lifetime supply of WD-40 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2564 If you are going to run for a political office, you will need all the protection possible." 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2565 Yes, Mr. Weinstein, no one will recognize you. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2566 It fits you like an iron fist. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2567 Besides the sharp look, it comes with the lifetime supply of WD-40. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2568 ...and it's 100% recyclable! 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2569 This suit is a total babe magnet. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2570 They say all the armed teachers are wearing them this year. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2571 This year, steel gray is totally in. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2572 Great, I’ll grab the welder to come and take a little off the cuffs 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2573 I think I liked the day suit better. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2574 It's our Hamlet line, impervious to slings and arrows. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2575 Nice can, sir. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2576 Don’t you look sharp! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2577 It's the ultimate in personal privacy - no facial recognition technology can identify you NOW. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2578 Worry not, it comes with an oil can. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2579 It's the upgrade of last year's You've Got Mail collection. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2580 We can easily have the shoulders beaten in a little. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2581 Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a coward in tin foil. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2582 I'll remove a few rivets and it should fit fine. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2583 Does this make me look fat? 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2584 You look striking in it Sir. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2585 It's the latest style - perfect for when you're fighting the immigrant children. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2586 It needs to be let out a little, your rivets might start to pop otherwise. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2587 It may feel heavy, but it's very slimming. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2588 forget amour, it's the armor that gets the girls 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2589 With cuffs or without, sire? 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2590 And a pocket square to match your lance? 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2591 A side benefit is that you stay on your diet. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2592 ....and on the plus side sir, you'll find it's very crease-resistant. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2593 Big visors are back in style this year. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2594 This is what he said he wants for the cadets in his new Space Patrol. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2595 You are ready for your exit interview. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2596 The perfect outfit for a knight on the town. 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2597 I can have my welder adjust the length by tomorrow 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2598 It comes equipped with its own crescent wrench. But, there is a zipper fly option available for a piddling extra charge. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2599 It comes with an option: a long-handled axe or wi-fi. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2600 Included is a two year service contract with Ralph's Bump-Out and Detailing." 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2601 It's pronounced ahrm-wahr. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2602 I have a lovely diaphanous scarf that would tie it all together. 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
2603 It makes you look like a knight in shining armor! 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
2604 Fits Like a Tin Can 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2605 Yes Ms. Markle, the Queen will love it 1.2521 0.05094 119 96 16 7
2606 It says, "I'm here for the joust AND the ladies." 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2607 No more worries about office backstabbers. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2608 It’s part of our new silverwear collection. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2609 You know, 80% of knights are wearing the wrong size 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2610 For a lighter summer alternative, why not try seersucker? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2611 The Don Quixote look is all the rage. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2612 It’s our top seller—all the Republican candidates are wearing it this season 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2613 A welder will be here shortly to take care of the alterations. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2614 A lot of people would kill for that suit. Mainly the Saxons. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
2615 Look how the shoulders are perfect, the waist brought in so that the flare is also perfect. You look stunning! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2616 I said I wanted a look that would go from day to NIGHT! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2617 See, you are a man of steel! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2618 Alterations may take a little longer than usual 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2619 It's made out of recycled Humvees. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2620 I have it in linen if you want something lighter 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2621 Yes, Sir, it comes with two pairs of pants--and free tickets to the Republican convention. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2622 You said you wanted a suit that made you look older. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2623 My lord! I've donned Quixote. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2624 You look joust perfect. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
2625 I find this a bit less impersonal than our mail order business. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2626 Marge, as your divorce lawyer, I think you're overdoing this. This is a preliminary hearing; just everyone getting to know each other. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2627 Casual Fridays" 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2628 I t comes with a reversible chain male vest. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2629 I assure you, as long as you are still soft on the inside, women will adore you. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2630 Just remember it’s dry clean only. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2631 I'll ask the welder if she can taper the legs. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2632 You say you're interviewing at The White House? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
2633 There are other ways to speak with your shareholders, Elon. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2634 It's really a shame that nobody gets to see the underwear. 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
2635 Under Armor, under armor, Sir? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2636 Perhaps a different helmet 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2637 Damsels fit into armor more easily than most knights and have become their own protectors! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2638 It's the holy grail of power suits. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2639 And with the right tie, I think you’ll look rather imposing. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2640 Smashing. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2641 Arthur, sir, clearly this suits you. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2642 It's guaranteed for life, wars and natural disasters excepted. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2643 Hart, Schaffer, and U.S. Steel. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2644 It’s the ultimate power suit, but it’s definitely not as versatile as a tweed. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2645 Perhaps no zipper at all would be more practical, Sire. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2646 We also have it in a subtle pinstripe. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
2647 It's part of our American steel collection. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2648 Can I see how it looks at a round table? 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2649 You look chivalrous! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
2650 Hey, if this armor doesn't withstand penetrating blades, we'll give you your next suit for free. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2651 All your fellow politicos will soon be following suit. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2652 This one will make you seem confident at the interview. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2653 Looks sharp." 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2654 It's part of our Avant Guard line 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
2655 My, don't you look sharp! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2656 Let me tell you about the blood and guts stain protection plan. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
2657 All our suits include a can opener in case of emergency. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2658 The answer is, you don't. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2659 Its the latest thing for Congressional hearings and Mueller interviews 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2660 You’ll save a lot on dry cleaning bills. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2661 Of course, its wrinkle reststant. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2662 And another nice touch, it comes with a year’s supply of WD-40. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2663 And it comes with two pair of pants! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2664 The cleaning instructions are “power wash only” but I don’t think it will shrink. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2665 May I recommend a plume? 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2666 It’s a look that’s hard to beat. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2667 This will never go out of fashion. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2668 It's permanent press and needs no ironing. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2669 I see you dress to the left, sir! 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
2670 It doesn't need to be ironed. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2671 Is it too tight in the crotch? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2672 We also have it in a summer weight. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2673 You'll love the clinking of it 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2674 Of course she'll say "Yes." 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2675 Irritating noise? Nothing that a drop of Oil won’t cure. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2676 Best decide soon, price goes up 25% when the tariffs kick in. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2677 It's that look on a satisfied customer's face that gets me out of bed in the morning. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2678 Keep in mind: You're going to want to use gentle cycle only when you wash it. And the best part is it never needs ironing. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2679 Don't worry, it will ride up with wear. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2680 It's fine for now, but after Memorial Day I would switch to a coat of mail. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2681 Arthur, with this on you'll be able to get that sword out of the desk way before noon. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2682 For light combat, it comes in seersucker. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2683 May I suggest something a little bit more casual for the occasion ? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2684 With the right shield and lance, what fair damsel could resist you? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2685 It's perfect for preventing unwanted advances around the office. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2686 The metal color defiantly goes with your eyes" 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2687 No, different company. This is Over Armour. A little less soft. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2688 Yes, we can take the crotch. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2689 It's a little heavier duty than our sharkskin. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2690 It's very popular with the members of Congress. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2691 It's you, Sir. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2692 Excellent! A perfect fit right off the rack. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2693 This particular line is guaranteed not to rust for a year! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2694 Our welder will be in momentarily to do the alterations. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2695 That EPA guy spent so much more just for the pants. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
2696 This is a first for me, but I'm afraid cuff links would just be too much. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2697 We're serious about only serving customers in traditional relationships. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2698 It's a bit stiff. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2699 We also carry it in Millennial pink and burnt sienna. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2700 It's bloodstain resistant. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2701 A few more adjustments and you'll be ready for your constituents 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2702 Yes, but you can easily carry it off during the day as well. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2703 It's perfect, Lance. Both slimming and slaying. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2704 Bad breakups usually require just the cod piece. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2705 It’s hard to beat the original power tie sir. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2706 It's the latest in ready wear: no-iron iron! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2707 In a few centuries, I can put you in something a little more forgiving. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2708 Looks good. But keep in mind, it won't go everywhere ". 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
2709 It's buff and wear! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2710 How does the inseam feel? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2711 It's fake. But people will think you're tough. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2712 Yes, sir. This is what ALL the West Wing staff are sporting this season. Would I lie? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2713 Care instructions are simple: Don't fight in the rain 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2714 Looks good. You know "Over-Armour" is the latest fashion trend. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2715 Of course, if you're looking for something more formal, there's our Knights of the Round Table collection. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2716 It needs a little letting out in the Middle Ages. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2717 You are now ready for your press conference Mr. President. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2718 Just the slightest adjustment on the left shoulder, our tinsmith will be here in just a moment. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2719 No Sir, notched lapels are not for jousting. I suggest beveled breastplates as a fashionable alternative. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2720 We can have it re-welded by Thursday. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2721 I was under the impression that hostile takeovers ended in the Eighties 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2722 You is strong. You is kind. You is important. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2723 Sure we can let out the waist. Our motto is 'alteration before altercation'! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2724 I’ll get the blacksmith to come over and mark it up for alteration. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2725 It may make you look heavy, but not fat sir, not at all. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2726 You did say you wanted one that would wear like iron. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2727 Dare I say it suites you Sir. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2728 The oil can will be extra of course. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2729 You're going to slay that dragon in this outfit. SLAY. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2730 I can see you're taking a shine to it already. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2731 This suit has been very popular with the maidens. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2732 This playful number guarantees you'll be the envy of the round table. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2733 We offer free welding in our alterations department. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2734 That’s right. You’ll be invincible to bee stings, Mr President. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2735 The pants will never lose it's sharp crease with this model! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2736 The feudalist look is hot this summer." 1.2456 0.05222 114 93