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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-06-17T18:36:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-07-01T19:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-06-25T18:36:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 2nd, 2018 |
Number of captions | 4974 |
Number of responses | 836027 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It's not the end of the world if he misses. | 2.0308 | 0.00736 | 9697 | 2403 | 4592 | 2702 |
1 | Most of them have candy, this ones filled with nuts. | 2.0270 | 0.00817 | 9690 | 3006 | 3416 | 3268 |
2 | Are you sure the boss is cool with this? It took him six days to make. | 2.0232 | 0.00856 | 8278 | 2416 | 3254 | 2608 |
3 | The best part? Not a single religion predicted this one. | 1.9775 | 0.00875 | 8705 | 3003 | 2895 | 2807 |
4 | Somehow I always imagined Judgement Day would come with a little more gravitas. | 1.9728 | 0.00895 | 7695 | 2476 | 2952 | 2267 |
5 | But what is the string attached to? | 1.9715 | 0.00916 | 7825 | 2683 | 2682 | 2460 |
6 | These young guys have it easy. It was much harder back when it was flat | 1.9650 | 0.00861 | 8622 | 2912 | 3100 | 2610 |
7 | Lower it a bit, Mar-a-Lago's just coming back around. | 1.9601 | 0.00906 | 8341 | 3027 | 2620 | 2694 |
8 | It's been 4 billion years. Just hit it already! | 1.9476 | 0.01003 | 6334 | 2192 | 2282 | 1860 |
9 | And to think they're worried about global warming | 1.9441 | 0.00901 | 7437 | 2462 | 2929 | 2046 |
10 | It was a biblical typo. It's really called the "Rupture." | 1.9420 | 0.00906 | 8137 | 2964 | 2681 | 2492 |
11 | Blind Fate gets two more chances. Then it's Dumb Luck's turn. | 1.9157 | 0.00900 | 7715 | 2765 | 2835 | 2115 |
12 | The last time he connected, it killed off the dinosaurs. | 1.9021 | 0.00915 | 7036 | 2449 | 2827 | 1760 |
13 | Every time Trump tweets, an angel gets its swings. | 1.9007 | 0.01318 | 4099 | 1683 | 1140 | 1276 |
14 | After this, let's pin the tail on Uranus. | 1.8881 | 0.00995 | 6853 | 2749 | 2122 | 1982 |
15 | If he hits it he's in for a big surprise. I understand it's two-thirds water. | 1.8867 | 0.00904 | 7174 | 2553 | 2881 | 1740 |
16 | This is taking an eternity. | 1.8657 | 0.00983 | 6231 | 2349 | 2370 | 1512 |
17 | It's the Big Bang, minus the theory." | 1.8478 | 0.01089 | 5262 | 2102 | 1859 | 1301 |
18 | It's ok. Most of the damage has already been done. | 1.8058 | 0.02105 | 1313 | 534 | 500 | 279 |
19 | America First. | 1.7786 | 0.01319 | 4006 | 1938 | 1017 | 1051 |
20 | I don't want to wait in line. Let's do the Saturn ring toss. | 1.7561 | 0.01130 | 4419 | 1917 | 1663 | 839 |
21 | At this rate, mankind will beat us to it. | 1.7549 | 0.01104 | 4847 | 2171 | 1693 | 983 |
22 | Jesus, Haley's comet gets closer than that. | 1.7507 | 0.01085 | 4889 | 2168 | 1772 | 949 |
23 | He should be pretty good at this. He used to play for the Angels. | 1.7432 | 0.01045 | 5202 | 2317 | 1904 | 981 |
24 | Do you think Trump will blame this on Obama too? | 1.7249 | 0.01341 | 3533 | 1741 | 1023 | 769 |
25 | Hark! The Hearld Angel Swings! | 1.7198 | 0.01249 | 3830 | 1830 | 1243 | 757 |
26 | If we all miss, then the Meek get it, as is. | 1.7142 | 0.01309 | 3272 | 1518 | 1171 | 583 |
27 | And to think they’re worried about climate change. | 1.6991 | 0.01402 | 2702 | 1246 | 1023 | 433 |
28 | God doesn’t play dice. But man, he loves the piñata. | 1.6954 | 0.01201 | 4032 | 1973 | 1314 | 745 |
29 | I always get a laugh when I hear their Teutonic plate movements explanation. | 1.6877 | 0.01183 | 4179 | 2079 | 1326 | 774 |
30 | Well, it was already hanging by a string. | 1.6726 | 0.01288 | 3244 | 1578 | 1150 | 516 |
31 | Hark, the herald angels swing. | 1.6721 | 0.01124 | 4605 | 2342 | 1431 | 832 |
32 | Usually it just causes a minor flood or earthquake, but one time we did wipe out the dinosaurs. | 1.6675 | 0.01076 | 4550 | 2207 | 1649 | 694 |
33 | He died before he could finish the job at EPA. | 1.6607 | 0.02164 | 1276 | 671 | 367 | 238 |
34 | They probably think there’s a scientific reason for all this. | 1.6439 | 0.01652 | 1960 | 997 | 664 | 299 |
35 | I hope it’s tied on tightly. Last time he knocked Pluto out of the solar system. | 1.6364 | 0.02074 | 1312 | 695 | 399 | 218 |
36 | I heard it's not filled with candy, it's filled with nuts. | 1.6045 | 0.02381 | 1014 | 571 | 273 | 170 |
37 | This guy couldn't hit Jupiter | 1.5958 | 0.01415 | 2640 | 1447 | 813 | 380 |
38 | Don't get your hopes up. He hasn't connected since the dinosaurs. | 1.5955 | 0.02184 | 1031 | 546 | 356 | 129 |
39 | I hear it's full of plastic crap made in China. | 1.5933 | 0.01496 | 2395 | 1327 | 715 | 353 |
40 | Today's Tuesday, November 8, 2016. Why do you ask? | 1.5892 | 0.01949 | 1497 | 859 | 394 | 244 |
41 | No one ever thinks it's going to end this way. | 1.5775 | 0.02497 | 819 | 455 | 255 | 109 |
42 | And on the 8th day, we partied. | 1.5737 | 0.02153 | 1126 | 636 | 334 | 156 |
43 | Little known fact: Every time Donald Trump tweets, an angel gets its swings." | 1.5664 | 0.01757 | 1868 | 1119 | 440 | 309 |
44 | Admit it: This totally beats dancing on the head of a pin. | 1.5641 | 0.01795 | 1661 | 964 | 457 | 240 |
45 | That's how we make wind. Wait until you see how rain happens. | 1.5533 | 0.02119 | 1164 | 680 | 324 | 160 |
46 | Getting warmer. | 1.5456 | 0.01853 | 1490 | 873 | 421 | 196 |
47 | The last time he connected all the dinosaurs died. | 1.5451 | 0.01566 | 2007 | 1158 | 604 | 245 |
48 | If he actually hits it, we’re going to see a lot of new faces around here. | 1.5428 | 0.01640 | 1835 | 1064 | 546 | 225 |
49 | Wait! Wait! He's been impeached! | 1.5395 | 0.02346 | 1001 | 612 | 238 | 151 |
50 | Some of them thought it would end with a whimper. | 1.5383 | 0.01749 | 1607 | 937 | 475 | 195 |
51 | I thought we were going to wait, and give the mid-terms a chance. | 1.5348 | 0.01926 | 1395 | 836 | 372 | 187 |
52 | Here comes another Big Bang. | 1.5340 | 0.01669 | 1811 | 1075 | 505 | 231 |
53 | We thought we would combine Armageddon with a festive event. | 1.5322 | 0.01685 | 1721 | 1011 | 504 | 206 |
54 | Swing and a miss. The Angels are down to their last strike. | 1.5231 | 0.01814 | 1514 | 910 | 416 | 188 |
55 | Don't you think they've had enough this year? | 1.5221 | 0.01820 | 1450 | 860 | 423 | 167 |
56 | And to think they’re scared of climate change. | 1.5175 | 0.01856 | 1401 | 839 | 399 | 163 |
57 | If I knew he batted left I would have put the White House on the other side. | 1.5165 | 0.01894 | 1425 | 875 | 364 | 186 |
58 | You know, I'm not sure Pruitt should be up here. | 1.5161 | 0.03443 | 436 | 269 | 109 | 58 |
59 | And on the eighth day... | 1.5133 | 0.01943 | 1282 | 774 | 358 | 150 |
60 | Not so omniscient with the blindfold on, is He? | 1.5131 | 0.01943 | 1257 | 753 | 363 | 141 |
61 | We're going to call it "The Big Bang". | 1.5079 | 0.02011 | 1262 | 785 | 313 | 164 |
62 | In a minute all hell will break loose. | 1.5075 | 0.02169 | 1003 | 605 | 287 | 111 |
63 | It's the end of times, we might as well have some fun. | 1.5043 | 0.02023 | 1168 | 712 | 323 | 133 |
64 | It was either this or pin the tail on Uranus. | 1.5031 | 0.02151 | 1115 | 702 | 265 | 148 |
65 | Had I known that this is what passed for entertainment up here, I probably would have cheated on my spouse. | 1.5030 | 0.02426 | 839 | 519 | 218 | 102 |
66 | He won't hit it. This is all just to scare the Baptists. | 1.5000 | 0.02081 | 1102 | 676 | 301 | 125 |
67 | They think earthquakes are caused by fracking. | 1.4973 | 0.03450 | 370 | 221 | 114 | 35 |
68 | If he smashes that thing, all hell will break loose. | 1.4965 | 0.04231 | 288 | 183 | 67 | 38 |
69 | It's okay. It's empty now - used to be filled with hopes and dreams. | 1.4965 | 0.02212 | 1007 | 629 | 256 | 122 |
70 | He trained at the Environmental Protection Agency. | 1.4961 | 0.02281 | 1018 | 655 | 221 | 142 |
71 | I'm no theologian, but this just doesn't seem right. | 1.4960 | 0.02444 | 756 | 457 | 223 | 76 |
72 | I just didn't expect that this is what we'd do on the 8th day. | 1.4959 | 0.02252 | 986 | 620 | 243 | 123 |
73 | It's not like they were taking great care of it. | 1.4956 | 0.02140 | 1033 | 636 | 282 | 115 |
74 | I hope they don’t blow themselves up before it’s my turn. | 1.4942 | 0.02126 | 1042 | 642 | 285 | 115 |
75 | Einstein was right. God doen't play dice with the universe | 1.4888 | 0.02321 | 939 | 600 | 219 | 120 |
76 | We keep score on the Richter Scale. | 1.4880 | 0.02217 | 959 | 597 | 256 | 106 |
77 | Actually, I'm not sure if the Boss knows, but we ran it through legal and they thought it was fine. | 1.4872 | 0.02571 | 702 | 435 | 192 | 75 |
78 | I don't believe it either, but this is what they voted for. | 1.4861 | 0.02323 | 938 | 602 | 216 | 120 |
79 | When it splits open, all hell breaks loose | 1.4845 | 0.02218 | 935 | 580 | 257 | 98 |
80 | They were just going to blow it up anyway. | 1.4844 | 0.02313 | 900 | 568 | 228 | 104 |
81 | If Trump is reelected, the blindfold goes. | 1.4840 | 0.02449 | 909 | 603 | 172 | 134 |
82 | And they're worried about global warming. | 1.4840 | 0.02485 | 717 | 439 | 209 | 69 |
83 | Is that Scott? Nah, Pruit does it with his eyes open. | 1.4829 | 0.02413 | 907 | 595 | 186 | 126 |
84 | Two to one God's still pulling the strings and he misses | 1.4802 | 0.02284 | 883 | 552 | 238 | 93 |
85 | Originally it was flat, but it was too hard to hit." | 1.4801 | 0.02405 | 829 | 526 | 208 | 95 |
86 | I always feel sorry for their theologians after our parties. | 1.4792 | 0.02328 | 866 | 546 | 225 | 95 |
87 | He’s working in mysterious ways again. | 1.4763 | 0.02631 | 697 | 446 | 170 | 81 |
88 | No way am I putting anything from that in my mouth. | 1.4760 | 0.02190 | 832 | 498 | 272 | 62 |
89 | Bob is a klutz. My money is on global warming. | 1.4742 | 0.02454 | 795 | 509 | 195 | 91 |
90 | Yes, a lot of things have changed around here since we got a Pope from Latin America. | 1.4742 | 0.02528 | 814 | 538 | 166 | 110 |
91 | He's been getting closer ever since the election. | 1.4735 | 0.02393 | 811 | 514 | 210 | 87 |
92 | He only said we couldn't flood it again. | 1.4731 | 0.02796 | 577 | 362 | 157 | 58 |
93 | I love when Judgment Day falls on a Taco Tuesday. | 1.4730 | 0.02501 | 797 | 519 | 179 | 99 |
94 | The last time he connected, we lost the dinosaurs | 1.4727 | 0.02404 | 806 | 512 | 207 | 87 |
95 | Two bits says that Trump busts it before he does. | 1.4726 | 0.02438 | 802 | 514 | 197 | 91 |
96 | Hit along a fault line or they'll get suspicious. | 1.4713 | 0.02397 | 785 | 494 | 212 | 79 |
97 | Of all the apocalyptic scenarios, I bet they didn't see this one coming. | 1.4649 | 0.02534 | 727 | 468 | 180 | 79 |
98 | he's Trump's foreign policy advisor | 1.4646 | 0.02646 | 734 | 490 | 147 | 97 |
99 | I used to think He had a plan. | 1.4631 | 0.02554 | 719 | 465 | 175 | 79 |
100 | His name? Scott Pruitt." | 1.4627 | 0.02598 | 711 | 464 | 165 | 82 |
101 | Down there on Earth it goes by many names, the Rapture, End of Days, the Second Coming. Up here, we just call it Fiesta! | 1.4618 | 0.02518 | 706 | 450 | 186 | 70 |
102 | He's been getting a lot closer since 2016. | 1.4589 | 0.03607 | 353 | 228 | 88 | 37 |
103 | Now up to bat - - R. Mageddon! | 1.4579 | 0.02946 | 570 | 379 | 121 | 70 |
104 | You think he can get it done before Trump does it? | 1.4567 | 0.02706 | 670 | 445 | 144 | 81 |
105 | If Trump wins again, the blindfold comes off. | 1.4563 | 0.02749 | 664 | 445 | 135 | 84 |
106 | I expected that actually "playing God" would be a little more imaginative | 1.4563 | 0.02570 | 664 | 424 | 177 | 63 |
107 | It was this or "Pin the tail on Uranus." | 1.4547 | 0.02875 | 618 | 418 | 119 | 81 |
108 | Do you think they know it's all a game? | 1.4545 | 0.02603 | 649 | 416 | 171 | 62 |
109 | The whole idea of this game is to knock some sense into it." | 1.4536 | 0.02518 | 646 | 405 | 189 | 52 |
110 | Seems unnecessary. | 1.4534 | 0.02805 | 633 | 425 | 129 | 79 |
111 | They were overdue for a mass extinction event. We just wanted to make it fun. | 1.4521 | 0.02675 | 637 | 415 | 156 | 66 |
112 | Well, it's getting warmer. | 1.4517 | 0.02617 | 631 | 404 | 169 | 58 |
113 | 2016...2017...2018... | 1.4517 | 0.02721 | 631 | 415 | 147 | 69 |
114 | The spin coming out of Washington, D.C. makes it almost impossible to hit! | 1.4508 | 0.02724 | 630 | 415 | 146 | 69 |
115 | We're hoping if he hits it hard enough, everything on earth will go back to normal. | 1.4503 | 0.02715 | 624 | 409 | 149 | 66 |
116 | It's filled with nuts. | 1.4479 | 0.02775 | 614 | 408 | 137 | 69 |
117 | It's all fun and games until somebody loses a continent. | 1.4478 | 0.02713 | 603 | 392 | 152 | 59 |
118 | I can't wait to hear how they report this on NPR. | 1.4471 | 0.03120 | 501 | 337 | 104 | 60 |
119 | Last time we tried this, Trump got elected. | 1.4465 | 0.02829 | 598 | 400 | 129 | 69 |
120 | Are you sure that we should be doing this? He just spent seven days working on it. | 1.4459 | 0.02706 | 592 | 383 | 154 | 55 |
121 | It will create a terrible mess but on the upside no more tweeting. | 1.4437 | 0.02821 | 577 | 382 | 134 | 61 |
122 | I just pictured something more elaborate when Stephen Hawking said, "The end of the world is nigh." | 1.4423 | 0.02806 | 572 | 377 | 137 | 58 |
123 | We might as well destroy it before Trump does. | 1.4421 | 0.02899 | 570 | 384 | 120 | 66 |
124 | The last time we played this game we lost the dinosaurs. | 1.4417 | 0.02760 | 566 | 368 | 146 | 52 |
125 | This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a wiffle. | 1.4403 | 0.02822 | 561 | 370 | 135 | 56 |
126 | They'll never know what hit 'em. | 1.4401 | 0.02841 | 559 | 370 | 132 | 57 |
127 | I wouldn't worry too much, there are billions of these things floating around. | 1.4391 | 0.02748 | 542 | 348 | 150 | 44 |
128 | Are we taking this string theory thing a little too literally? | 1.4388 | 0.02940 | 515 | 340 | 124 | 51 |
129 | Just told him that Jeff Sessions quoted Romans 13. He's swinging for the fences | 1.4375 | 0.02862 | 544 | 360 | 130 | 54 |
130 | He said a flood wasn’t enough this time. | 1.4373 | 0.02772 | 542 | 351 | 145 | 46 |
131 | Here comes the Big Bang. | 1.4369 | 0.02939 | 515 | 341 | 123 | 51 |
132 | I don't know why we bother with this game. They're doing a good enough job on their own. | 1.4350 | 0.02862 | 531 | 350 | 131 | 50 |
133 | Now this is fun. Remember when it was flat? | 1.4340 | 0.02943 | 523 | 350 | 119 | 54 |
134 | Has it really been 66 million years already? | 1.4316 | 0.02830 | 512 | 333 | 137 | 42 |
135 | We've tried floods, pestilence, wars, nothing seems to work. So why not this? | 1.4286 | 0.02972 | 497 | 332 | 117 | 48 |
136 | If He asks, Satan did it. | 1.4283 | 0.02994 | 495 | 332 | 114 | 49 |
137 | It's allowed under the loosened EPA rules. | 1.4279 | 0.03351 | 416 | 284 | 86 | 46 |
138 | I wish the anti-science folks could see this! | 1.4274 | 0.02819 | 489 | 315 | 139 | 35 |
139 | They really have no idea how insignificant they are. | 1.4262 | 0.03024 | 488 | 329 | 110 | 49 |
140 | We put Scott Pruitt inside. | 1.4259 | 0.03102 | 486 | 333 | 99 | 54 |
141 | The last time we did this Trump was elected. | 1.4259 | 0.03143 | 486 | 336 | 93 | 57 |
142 | Eternity sounds like fun at first. Then boredom sets in. | 1.4252 | 0.02967 | 468 | 308 | 121 | 39 |
143 | God help cartoonists: left hand over right is not right. | 1.4250 | 0.03102 | 480 | 328 | 100 | 52 |
144 | Who gave Justice a bat? | 1.4250 | 0.03088 | 480 | 327 | 102 | 51 |
145 | He's training for a job at the EPA. | 1.4247 | 0.03140 | 478 | 329 | 95 | 54 |
146 | I always thought it would be global warming. | 1.4234 | 0.03077 | 470 | 318 | 105 | 47 |
147 | There are no bad angels. There are only bored angels." | 1.4232 | 0.03054 | 475 | 321 | 107 | 47 |
148 | Seems to me they’re doing a pretty good job themselves. | 1.4222 | 0.02945 | 469 | 309 | 122 | 38 |
149 | God said we should have fun before putting it out of its misery. | 1.4218 | 0.03046 | 467 | 314 | 109 | 44 |
150 | Earth was always a hit or miss proposition. | 1.4218 | 0.02859 | 467 | 302 | 133 | 32 |
151 | You know, it's not the real one. That's already ruined. | 1.4215 | 0.03040 | 465 | 312 | 110 | 43 |
152 | You were bored with earth quakes, hurricanes, floods, fires and Trump? | 1.4208 | 0.03058 | 461 | 310 | 108 | 43 |
153 | When this guy was done with Pluto it wasn't even a planet. | 1.4208 | 0.03135 | 461 | 315 | 98 | 48 |
154 | Don't worry--Yankees can't get in here, and Cubs can't hit it. | 1.4205 | 0.03234 | 459 | 320 | 85 | 54 |
155 | The last time he won, the dinosaurs went extinct. | 1.4201 | 0.03077 | 457 | 308 | 106 | 43 |
156 | We got tired of waiting for an asteroid to do it. | 1.4201 | 0.03014 | 457 | 304 | 114 | 39 |
157 | It's been 4.543 billion years - maybe it's time someone else got a turn. | 1.4198 | 0.03087 | 455 | 307 | 105 | 43 |
158 | I told him it would break itself if he just left it alone. | 1.4194 | 0.03081 | 453 | 305 | 106 | 42 |
159 | No fair hitting below the equator. | 1.4194 | 0.03033 | 453 | 302 | 112 | 39 |
160 | If you ask me, it's not an extinction event without cake and ice cream. | 1.4194 | 0.03081 | 453 | 305 | 106 | 42 |
161 | Taking a blind swing at the world is popular on Earth right now. | 1.4191 | 0.03074 | 451 | 303 | 107 | 41 |
162 | So this is how the world ends? I would have never guessed. | 1.4167 | 0.03058 | 444 | 297 | 109 | 38 |
163 | I don't like this. The big guy spent 6 days making it. | 1.4167 | 0.03091 | 444 | 299 | 105 | 40 |
164 | WOW !! And he's one of our batter angels. !! | 1.4159 | 0.03289 | 440 | 308 | 81 | 51 |
165 | Wow! He said he was mad at the world, but I figured he'd just post something snarky on Facebook. | 1.4151 | 0.03062 | 436 | 291 | 109 | 36 |
166 | What can they expect, putting everything in the Cloud! | 1.4151 | 0.03214 | 436 | 300 | 91 | 45 |
167 | You should've been here when he knocked Pluto out of the park. | 1.4151 | 0.03164 | 436 | 297 | 97 | 42 |
168 | Honestly, the way its going, the humans might get the job done quicker... | 1.4150 | 0.03004 | 441 | 292 | 115 | 34 |
169 | Metaphorically speaking, it's God's way of saying that his button is bigger than Trump's. | 1.4145 | 0.03177 | 427 | 290 | 97 | 40 |
170 | And on the 8th day, they had a party. | 1.4140 | 0.03246 | 430 | 297 | 88 | 45 |
171 | It's called Trump Ball but no one knows the rules. | 1.4140 | 0.03161 | 430 | 292 | 98 | 40 |
172 | I don't even like the molten center, it's just the sport of it for me | 1.4136 | 0.03154 | 428 | 290 | 99 | 39 |
173 | That planet has always been hit or miss. | 1.4135 | 0.04683 | 208 | 144 | 42 | 22 |
174 | 65 million years from now they'll think it was an asteroid | 1.4128 | 0.04868 | 172 | 115 | 43 | 14 |
175 | I hope it's filled with Skittles. The last time it was filled with these big lizards with sharp teeth. | 1.4122 | 0.03176 | 427 | 291 | 96 | 40 |
176 | If this thing explodes on it's own, I don't think that should count. | 1.4118 | 0.03062 | 425 | 283 | 109 | 33 |
177 | It's a small world, isn't it? | 1.4113 | 0.03090 | 423 | 283 | 106 | 34 |
178 | And scientists think an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.4113 | 0.03035 | 423 | 280 | 112 | 31 |
179 | He wants to beat Trump to it. | 1.4101 | 0.03352 | 417 | 293 | 77 | 47 |
180 | Make it look like an accident | 1.4096 | 0.03240 | 415 | 285 | 90 | 40 |
181 | One good whack and they’ll start believing in the big guy again. | 1.4092 | 0.03178 | 413 | 280 | 97 | 36 |
182 | Yeah, the world's going to end, but....CANDY! | 1.4088 | 0.03262 | 411 | 283 | 88 | 40 |
183 | They'll probably never know what hit them. | 1.4088 | 0.03244 | 411 | 282 | 90 | 39 |
184 | Thank God we only play this every 66 million years. | 1.4088 | 0.03132 | 411 | 276 | 102 | 33 |
185 | What is Scott Pruitt doing here? I was certain he was headed to the other place. | 1.4083 | 0.03328 | 409 | 285 | 81 | 43 |
186 | Global warming was taking too long. | 1.4080 | 0.03200 | 402 | 272 | 96 | 34 |
187 | After Trump’s election, the Old Man said, “Sure, what the hell, take a swing.” | 1.4079 | 0.03303 | 407 | 282 | 84 | 41 |
188 | The fallout should be interesting. | 1.4079 | 0.03191 | 407 | 276 | 96 | 35 |
189 | The treats will be out of this world. | 1.4074 | 0.03424 | 405 | 287 | 71 | 47 |
190 | We're hoping for chocolate but it'll probably be plastic. | 1.4074 | 0.03164 | 405 | 273 | 99 | 33 |
191 | Why do you think they call it the Big Bang? | 1.4074 | 0.03351 | 405 | 283 | 79 | 43 |
192 | The last time he got a really solid hit was 65 million years ago. | 1.4069 | 0.03056 | 403 | 266 | 110 | 27 |
193 | I only needed one swing to take out the dinosaurs. | 1.4065 | 0.03224 | 401 | 273 | 93 | 35 |
194 | It's been ages since anyone actually hit it. It just makes a big bang. | 1.4065 | 0.03126 | 401 | 268 | 103 | 30 |
195 | Like the world isn't whacked enough already. | 1.4065 | 0.03126 | 401 | 268 | 103 | 30 |
196 | Says his name is Scott Pruitt. | 1.4050 | 0.03508 | 400 | 288 | 62 | 50 |
197 | If he ever hits it we'll be swamped with immigrants. | 1.4045 | 0.03448 | 398 | 283 | 69 | 46 |
198 | Last time we did this only a moon came out. | 1.4026 | 0.03245 | 390 | 266 | 91 | 33 |
199 | It’s the least of their worries. | 1.4016 | 0.03370 | 386 | 269 | 79 | 38 |
200 | We should probably step back. It's mostly water. | 1.4016 | 0.03185 | 386 | 260 | 97 | 29 |
201 | He's celebrating becoming head of EPA. | 1.4016 | 0.03468 | 386 | 274 | 69 | 43 |
202 | Plan B is Donald Trump. | 1.4012 | 0.03587 | 339 | 236 | 70 | 33 |
203 | Floods are so Old Testament. | 1.4010 | 0.03238 | 384 | 261 | 92 | 31 |
204 | This could be interesting. The last time anyone hit it there was only one Continent! | 1.4005 | 0.03098 | 382 | 253 | 105 | 24 |
205 | I think we're missing the point of Earth Day | 1.4000 | 0.03283 | 380 | 260 | 88 | 32 |
206 | Who does he think he is? Scott Pruitt? | 1.4000 | 0.03468 | 380 | 269 | 70 | 41 |
207 | He couldn't hit Jupiter. | 1.3995 | 0.03295 | 378 | 259 | 87 | 32 |
208 | It contains mostly nuts. | 1.3995 | 0.03186 | 378 | 254 | 97 | 27 |
209 | He gets one more swing and then we will just let climate change do its job. | 1.3989 | 0.03263 | 376 | 256 | 90 | 30 |
210 | Oh, since about November 2016." | 1.3984 | 0.03425 | 374 | 262 | 75 | 37 |
211 | Hark the angels swing | 1.3984 | 0.03319 | 374 | 257 | 85 | 32 |
212 | We’re trying to spin it back to 2016.” | 1.3978 | 0.03459 | 372 | 262 | 72 | 38 |
213 | Maybe we could trade him to the Saints. | 1.3978 | 0.03374 | 372 | 258 | 80 | 34 |
214 | It's been 4.6 billion years - can we go home? | 1.3978 | 0.03417 | 372 | 260 | 76 | 36 |
215 | It is not as much fun as Pin the Tail on Uranus. | 1.3973 | 0.03514 | 370 | 263 | 67 | 40 |
216 | He said that he had an Earth-shattering idea. | 1.3963 | 0.03304 | 376 | 259 | 85 | 32 |
217 | It’s the new Big Bang theory. | 1.3962 | 0.03301 | 366 | 250 | 87 | 29 |
218 | Inside are joy, lust, rage, shame, depression, narcissism, addiction, crazy, lazy, pity, apathy, stupidity, civil war, raging hormones, political gridlock, toxic masculinity, and Mexican candy. | 1.3962 | 0.03478 | 366 | 258 | 71 | 37 |
219 | God's giving bonus points to anyone who hits Mar-a-Lago on the first swing. | 1.3962 | 0.03584 | 366 | 263 | 61 | 42 |
220 | Let's face it, he's only on the team because his dad owns the place. | 1.3950 | 0.03160 | 362 | 241 | 99 | 22 |
221 | We may be here awhile--he used to play for the Mets. | 1.3950 | 0.03439 | 362 | 253 | 75 | 34 |
222 | You really don’t want to know what is inside, but I would step back. | 1.3950 | 0.03302 | 362 | 247 | 87 | 28 |
223 | Swing ... and a Myth! | 1.3950 | 0.03416 | 362 | 252 | 77 | 33 |
224 | Two more misses and he's going back to Congress. | 1.3950 | 0.03416 | 362 | 252 | 77 | 33 |
225 | Even having the world on a string doesn’t help. | 1.3950 | 0.03461 | 362 | 254 | 73 | 35 |
226 | Didn't Trump already break it? | 1.3944 | 0.03518 | 360 | 255 | 68 | 37 |
227 | Somehow I always thought Fate would be a more profound process. | 1.3928 | 0.03248 | 359 | 243 | 91 | 25 |
228 | We made sure everyone was dead first, right? | 1.3928 | 0.03435 | 359 | 251 | 75 | 33 |
229 | We're down to like eight or nine planets; maybe we should play something else on your birthday. | 1.3928 | 0.03320 | 359 | 246 | 85 | 28 |
230 | What are you hoping for--world peace or Snickers? | 1.3922 | 0.03516 | 357 | 253 | 68 | 36 |
231 | Next we’re going to bob for forbidden fruit. | 1.3922 | 0.03332 | 357 | 245 | 84 | 28 |
232 | Why even bother? They're doing well enough on their own. | 1.3922 | 0.03471 | 357 | 251 | 72 | 34 |
233 | It's like whack-a-mole but with consequences. | 1.3922 | 0.03284 | 357 | 243 | 88 | 26 |
234 | Its no more random than Trump, so we thought “why not?” | 1.3909 | 0.03521 | 353 | 250 | 68 | 35 |
235 | Yes, there was a moon. His aim is terrible | 1.3903 | 0.03394 | 351 | 243 | 79 | 29 |
236 | The boss says it's a dud, so we can do what we want with it. | 1.3903 | 0.03512 | 351 | 248 | 69 | 34 |
237 | 10 bucks says he hits San Francisco again... | 1.3878 | 0.03322 | 343 | 234 | 85 | 24 |
238 | Getting hotter | 1.3871 | 0.03560 | 341 | 242 | 66 | 33 |
239 | We had one of these for God’s birthday and the humans called it the “Big Bang.” | 1.3871 | 0.03535 | 341 | 241 | 68 | 32 |
240 | It's about to get crowded up here. | 1.3871 | 0.03511 | 341 | 240 | 70 | 31 |
241 | If he makes solid contact, it'll be earth-shattering. | 1.3871 | 0.03386 | 341 | 235 | 80 | 26 |
242 | We'll show them Divine Intervention! | 1.3871 | 0.03560 | 341 | 242 | 66 | 33 |
243 | Looks like T.S. Eliot was wrong. | 1.3871 | 0.03411 | 341 | 236 | 78 | 27 |
244 | It's not full of candy; it's full of nuts. | 1.3864 | 0.03550 | 339 | 240 | 67 | 32 |
245 | They will blame it on climate change. | 1.3864 | 0.03373 | 339 | 233 | 81 | 25 |
246 | How did you think the earth rotates? | 1.3862 | 0.03796 | 290 | 204 | 60 | 26 |
247 | God knows we do this? | 1.3858 | 0.03564 | 337 | 239 | 66 | 32 |
248 | This is how we test for blind faith. | 1.3858 | 0.03438 | 337 | 234 | 76 | 27 |
249 | Last time all we got were dinosaurs. | 1.3851 | 0.03452 | 335 | 233 | 75 | 27 |
250 | So I take it God's not coming back. | 1.3846 | 0.03658 | 325 | 232 | 61 | 32 |
251 | We were saving this for later, but with the current rate of global warming, all the candy is gonna melt. | 1.3830 | 0.03573 | 329 | 233 | 66 | 30 |
252 | I usually like pinatas, but I'm pretty sure this one's full of nuts. | 1.3823 | 0.03665 | 327 | 235 | 59 | 33 |
253 | The last time we broke it only single cell animals fell out. | 1.3808 | 0.03538 | 323 | 227 | 69 | 27 |
254 | Fuck it. They deserve it. | 1.3801 | 0.03552 | 321 | 226 | 68 | 27 |
255 | This seems redundant. Aren't they doing this themselves? | 1.3797 | 0.03478 | 316 | 219 | 74 | 23 |
256 | It's not a metaphor. | 1.3797 | 0.03449 | 316 | 218 | 76 | 22 |
257 | It is a small world after all. | 1.3793 | 0.03455 | 319 | 221 | 75 | 23 |
258 | What on earth do you think is inside? | 1.3793 | 0.03540 | 319 | 224 | 69 | 26 |
259 | Pinata? We've been calling it 'fracking'. | 1.3793 | 0.03540 | 319 | 224 | 69 | 26 |
260 | Oh for heaven sake ... its a metal bat against a magnetic field so why is a blindfold necessary? | 1.3786 | 0.03917 | 280 | 201 | 52 | 27 |
261 | Is this really how we should be celebrating Earth Day? | 1.3778 | 0.03336 | 315 | 214 | 83 | 18 |
262 | I always thought it was pronounced 'rapture'. | 1.3778 | 0.03654 | 315 | 225 | 61 | 29 |
263 | He's in for a huge disappointment when he sees what spills out. | 1.3778 | 0.03626 | 315 | 224 | 63 | 28 |
264 | I love how they keep thinking it’s a meteor. | 1.3778 | 0.03513 | 315 | 220 | 71 | 24 |
265 | Let's face it.... he couldn't hit Jupiter if they put it on a tee. | 1.3770 | 0.03642 | 313 | 223 | 62 | 28 |
266 | I can't wait for pin the tail on Uranus. | 1.3762 | 0.03513 | 311 | 217 | 71 | 23 |
267 | I hear that's how Trump presides over the USA - blindfolded to the facts and comes out swinging. | 1.3762 | 0.03686 | 311 | 223 | 59 | 29 |
268 | That makes it a full count for Blind Faith | 1.3762 | 0.03572 | 311 | 219 | 67 | 25 |
269 | Management decided that global warming was just taking too damn long. | 1.3762 | 0.03513 | 311 | 217 | 71 | 23 |
270 | Now you know what makes the Earth go around. | 1.3754 | 0.03759 | 309 | 224 | 54 | 31 |
271 | He doesn't take his smiting as seriously as he used to. | 1.3754 | 0.03587 | 309 | 218 | 66 | 25 |
272 | This is really going to confuse scientists. | 1.3754 | 0.03587 | 309 | 218 | 66 | 25 |
273 | It's ok. They'll think it's a hoax. | 1.3746 | 0.03661 | 307 | 219 | 61 | 27 |
274 | I bet it self-destructs before he hits it. | 1.3738 | 0.03558 | 305 | 214 | 68 | 23 |
275 | On my birthday it was full of dinosaurs. | 1.3738 | 0.03648 | 305 | 217 | 62 | 26 |
276 | I keep telling him to swing low. | 1.3729 | 0.03723 | 303 | 218 | 57 | 28 |
277 | The last time we played this, the cutest little dinosaurs spilled out! | 1.3729 | 0.03634 | 303 | 215 | 63 | 25 |
278 | For a righteous God, He has a wicked sense of humor. | 1.3721 | 0.03711 | 301 | 216 | 58 | 27 |
279 | Remember when the phrase 'getting warmer ' wasn't ironic? | 1.3712 | 0.03727 | 299 | 215 | 57 | 27 |
280 | Not so much the Angel of Death as the Angel of Passive Aggression. | 1.3712 | 0.03446 | 299 | 206 | 75 | 18 |
281 | It's a preemptive strike. | 1.3707 | 0.03647 | 294 | 208 | 63 | 23 |
282 | They think it’s something to do with tectonic plates. | 1.3704 | 0.03427 | 297 | 204 | 76 | 17 |
283 | One of our batter angels | 1.3704 | 0.04137 | 243 | 175 | 46 | 22 |
284 | And, you're sure the Boss said this was OK? | 1.3704 | 0.03683 | 297 | 212 | 60 | 25 |
285 | After this, we'll dance on the head on a pin. | 1.3695 | 0.03669 | 295 | 210 | 61 | 24 |
286 | There must be a better way to knock some sense into the people! | 1.3695 | 0.03637 | 295 | 209 | 63 | 23 |
287 | One small swing for man.....one giant miss for mankind. | 1.3686 | 0.03779 | 293 | 212 | 54 | 27 |
288 | Last time he hit it,we lost Atlantis... | 1.3686 | 0.03523 | 293 | 204 | 70 | 19 |
289 | Am I the only one who remembers what happened to Mars when we did this? | 1.3686 | 0.03779 | 293 | 212 | 54 | 27 |
290 | We do this every year on His birthday. He thinks it's hilarious." | 1.3677 | 0.03572 | 291 | 204 | 67 | 20 |
291 | I hate the way HE pulls it up just before we swing." | 1.3677 | 0.03797 | 291 | 211 | 53 | 27 |
292 | He's calling it 'The World Series' | 1.3668 | 0.03621 | 289 | 204 | 64 | 21 |
293 | The Big Bang | 1.3668 | 0.03846 | 289 | 211 | 50 | 28 |
294 | Betcha five bucks all Hell breaks loose. | 1.3668 | 0.03751 | 289 | 208 | 56 | 25 |
295 | This is how we move heaven and earth." | 1.3659 | 0.03769 | 287 | 207 | 55 | 25 |
296 | What's the worst that could happen? | 1.3659 | 0.03670 | 287 | 204 | 61 | 22 |
297 | Justice is blind but she sure packs a wallop. | 1.3649 | 0.03620 | 285 | 201 | 64 | 20 |
298 | This way, the Boss has plausible deniability. | 1.3649 | 0.03721 | 285 | 204 | 58 | 23 |
299 | I don't know what it's full of. But, I have a theory. | 1.3649 | 0.03819 | 285 | 207 | 52 | 26 |
300 | Wait until you hear how scientists explain the random occurrence of earthquakes | 1.3640 | 0.03738 | 283 | 203 | 57 | 23 |
301 | That's Nature- he bats last. | 1.3640 | 0.03349 | 283 | 192 | 79 | 12 |
302 | They'll just blame it on climate change. | 1.3640 | 0.03670 | 283 | 201 | 61 | 21 |
303 | This game takes forever. | 1.3630 | 0.03756 | 281 | 202 | 56 | 23 |
304 | Don't worry about it. If he fails, it isn't the end of the world. | 1.3630 | 0.03582 | 281 | 197 | 66 | 18 |
305 | He's never been the same since he was assigned to Scott Pruitt. | 1.3630 | 0.03953 | 281 | 208 | 44 | 29 |
306 | Amazingly there have only been five mass extinctions. | 1.3630 | 0.03582 | 281 | 197 | 66 | 18 |
307 | After this we play pin the tail on Uranus. | 1.3630 | 0.03722 | 281 | 201 | 58 | 22 |
308 | Wait, what is it hanging from? | 1.3630 | 0.03889 | 281 | 206 | 48 | 27 |
309 | And that's a miss. But they will be wondering what is happening to their ozone layer. | 1.3630 | 0.03582 | 281 | 197 | 66 | 18 |
310 | Should we wait for God? He loves this game | 1.3626 | 0.03762 | 273 | 195 | 57 | 21 |
311 | And to think they're so concerned about asteroids. | 1.3623 | 0.03662 | 276 | 195 | 62 | 19 |
312 | Global warming? No such thing. It’s the pinata effect. | 1.3623 | 0.03837 | 276 | 200 | 52 | 24 |
313 | The good news is God pulls it up every time she gets close... | 1.3623 | 0.03837 | 276 | 200 | 52 | 24 |
314 | Making heaven great again. | 1.3623 | 0.03872 | 276 | 201 | 50 | 25 |
315 | If he hits it, Trump will blame Obama. | 1.3620 | 0.03973 | 279 | 207 | 43 | 29 |
316 | Last year it was "pin-the-tail" on Uranus. | 1.3620 | 0.03841 | 279 | 203 | 51 | 25 |
317 | There he goes, playing God again. | 1.3620 | 0.03563 | 279 | 195 | 67 | 17 |
318 | I think they're probably expecting this anyway. | 1.3613 | 0.03568 | 274 | 191 | 67 | 16 |
319 | We figured, what the hell... | 1.3613 | 0.03715 | 274 | 195 | 59 | 20 |
320 | Well, so much for having the world on a string. | 1.3613 | 0.03642 | 274 | 193 | 63 | 18 |
321 | It's for their own good. | 1.3613 | 0.03751 | 274 | 196 | 57 | 21 |
322 | Expect mostly plastic. | 1.3613 | 0.03821 | 274 | 198 | 53 | 23 |
323 | Piñatageddon | 1.3613 | 0.03679 | 274 | 194 | 61 | 19 |
324 | We got the idea of 'Whack a World' from watching the President. | 1.3613 | 0.03856 | 274 | 199 | 51 | 24 |
325 | This may take a while. On earth he was an Oriole. | 1.3613 | 0.03786 | 274 | 197 | 55 | 22 |
326 | The fact that he's missed for centuries might actually be proof that prayer works. | 1.3613 | 0.03568 | 274 | 191 | 67 | 16 |
327 | Thank goodness he only hits it once every 5 million years | 1.3613 | 0.03679 | 274 | 194 | 61 | 19 |
328 | He’s trying to beat the record time set by Trump and Pruitt in the early 21st century. | 1.3613 | 0.03925 | 274 | 201 | 47 | 26 |
329 | And now you know how the fault lines got created. | 1.3603 | 0.03696 | 272 | 193 | 60 | 19 |
330 | Just don't tell him it's really full of lava. | 1.3603 | 0.03390 | 272 | 185 | 76 | 11 |
331 | This is going to take eternity. | 1.3603 | 0.03732 | 272 | 194 | 58 | 20 |
332 | Joke's on him. The center is mostly iron and nickel. | 1.3603 | 0.03804 | 272 | 196 | 54 | 22 |
333 | Yeah, no one saw this coming. We thought sure it would be by fire. | 1.3603 | 0.03659 | 272 | 192 | 62 | 18 |
334 | Instead of candy it's full of nuts. | 1.3593 | 0.03787 | 270 | 194 | 55 | 21 |
335 | I love election night! | 1.3593 | 0.03787 | 270 | 194 | 55 | 21 |
336 | Three to one he only hits water | 1.3590 | 0.03721 | 273 | 195 | 58 | 20 |
337 | At this point, what’s the worst that could happen? | 1.3590 | 0.03685 | 273 | 194 | 60 | 19 |
338 | Scott Pruitt throws the weirdest parties. | 1.3590 | 0.03932 | 273 | 201 | 46 | 26 |
339 | I miss dancing on the head of a pin. | 1.3590 | 0.03932 | 273 | 201 | 46 | 26 |
340 | Now it really is a World Series! | 1.3590 | 0.03793 | 273 | 197 | 54 | 22 |
341 | Don't get your hopes up. It's filled with nuts. | 1.3590 | 0.03828 | 273 | 198 | 52 | 23 |
342 | He's so pious. He misses on purpose all the time. | 1.3590 | 0.03459 | 273 | 188 | 72 | 13 |
343 | I'm betting that the humans will destroy it before he even hits it. | 1.3590 | 0.03828 | 273 | 198 | 52 | 23 |
344 | He figured that he’d do it before Trump did | 1.3590 | 0.03828 | 273 | 198 | 52 | 23 |
345 | The last time we played this they lost the dinosaurs. | 1.3582 | 0.03617 | 268 | 188 | 64 | 16 |
346 | I thought an apocalypse would go down more easily with a festive touch. | 1.3582 | 0.03539 | 268 | 186 | 68 | 14 |
347 | Who said justice isn't blind? | 1.3582 | 0.03914 | 268 | 196 | 48 | 24 |
348 | They'll blame it on fracking. | 1.3582 | 0.03878 | 268 | 195 | 50 | 23 |
349 | He should aim for the United States. They need a good spanking right now. | 1.3582 | 0.03805 | 268 | 193 | 54 | 21 |
350 | He was part of Trump's EPA. | 1.3579 | 0.03986 | 271 | 201 | 43 | 27 |
351 | Warmer... | 1.3579 | 0.03811 | 271 | 196 | 53 | 22 |
352 | Well, it won’t be candy. | 1.3579 | 0.03590 | 271 | 190 | 65 | 16 |
353 | Do you really think this is a good way to celebrate Earth Day? | 1.3579 | 0.03739 | 271 | 194 | 57 | 20 |
354 | Think he’ll get it before Pruitt does? | 1.3579 | 0.03882 | 271 | 198 | 49 | 24 |
355 | He hasn't hit it once in 4.5 billion years. | 1.3571 | 0.03749 | 266 | 190 | 57 | 19 |
356 | I don't remember doing anything this earth-shattering at my quinceañera. | 1.3571 | 0.03749 | 266 | 190 | 57 | 19 |
357 | It's the latest cloud app. | 1.3571 | 0.03861 | 266 | 193 | 51 | 22 |
358 | 6 thousand, 4.5 billion. All I'm saying is it's someone else's turn. | 1.3571 | 0.03594 | 266 | 186 | 65 | 15 |
359 | It’s full of Mars bars. He wants the world to know He’s angry, but He still has His sense of humor. | 1.3571 | 0.03672 | 266 | 188 | 61 | 17 |
360 | Shouldn't God answer some prayers instead of wasting his time holding the rope? | 1.3569 | 0.03528 | 269 | 187 | 68 | 14 |
361 | I'm not sure this is how to make the world great again. | 1.3561 | 0.04097 | 264 | 198 | 38 | 28 |
362 | This year it’s filled with chaos. | 1.3550 | 0.03900 | 262 | 191 | 49 | 22 |
363 | Do you think he will knock some sense into it? | 1.3550 | 0.03668 | 262 | 185 | 61 | 16 |
364 | I hate being on earthquake duty. | 1.3550 | 0.03824 | 262 | 189 | 53 | 20 |
365 | Just imagine their disappointment when they realize we said rupture, not Rapture. | 1.3550 | 0.03862 | 262 | 190 | 51 | 21 |
366 | Who's turn is it to be Trump next? | 1.3545 | 0.03909 | 268 | 197 | 47 | 24 |
367 | His name is Apocalypse. He usually misses, but he's been getting closer lately. | 1.3540 | 0.04057 | 226 | 162 | 48 | 16 |
368 | The Big Guy said to tell them it’s “the Trump Effect.” | 1.3538 | 0.03843 | 260 | 188 | 52 | 20 |
369 | I'll bet you ten blessings that the humans destroy it before he does. | 1.3538 | 0.03994 | 260 | 192 | 44 | 24 |
370 | This is heaven so he gets four strikes. | 1.3538 | 0.03685 | 260 | 184 | 60 | 16 |
371 | You think we should tell him it's full of crap? | 1.3538 | 0.04176 | 260 | 197 | 34 | 29 |
372 | Not bad, but he's no Donald Trump. | 1.3538 | 0.03881 | 260 | 189 | 50 | 21 |
373 | If he hits the ocean, we're going to be drowning in plastic bags! | 1.3527 | 0.03862 | 258 | 187 | 51 | 20 |
374 | Last time? You would have loved it! Those dinosaurs? Everywhere! | 1.3527 | 0.03578 | 258 | 180 | 65 | 13 |
375 | It’s not quite how I pictured the Apocalypse. | 1.3527 | 0.03823 | 258 | 186 | 53 | 19 |
376 | So much for a whimper | 1.3527 | 0.03862 | 258 | 187 | 51 | 20 |
377 | Don’t we have better angels? | 1.3520 | 0.03948 | 250 | 182 | 48 | 20 |
378 | Don't act so offended. It's not like you made it. | 1.3518 | 0.03833 | 253 | 182 | 53 | 18 |
379 | I keep telling him he's not gonna want what's in there. | 1.3516 | 0.03720 | 256 | 182 | 58 | 16 |
380 | It’s the end of the world, as we know it. | 1.3516 | 0.03882 | 256 | 186 | 50 | 20 |
381 | Is this one of those "Make Heaven Great Again" activities? | 1.3516 | 0.03882 | 256 | 186 | 50 | 20 |
382 | The last time he hit it the dinosaurs went extinct. | 1.3504 | 0.03738 | 254 | 181 | 57 | 16 |
383 | Warmer . . . warmer. . . . warmer. | 1.3504 | 0.03738 | 254 | 181 | 57 | 16 |
384 | I’m tempted to remove the blindfold. | 1.3504 | 0.04019 | 254 | 188 | 43 | 23 |
385 | All yours—I’m allergic to nuts. | 1.3504 | 0.03821 | 254 | 183 | 53 | 18 |
386 | We got permission to start over, so we are having fun with it. | 1.3504 | 0.03901 | 254 | 185 | 49 | 20 |
387 | It's a new way to smite...still in beta, though. | 1.3494 | 0.03657 | 249 | 175 | 61 | 13 |
388 | Who knows, it could be an improvement. | 1.3492 | 0.03672 | 252 | 178 | 60 | 14 |
389 | We only let Halley take a swing every 75 years, but he's getting closer | 1.3492 | 0.03881 | 252 | 183 | 50 | 19 |
390 | Even when he makes contact, the only thing that comes out is lava. | 1.3492 | 0.03757 | 252 | 180 | 56 | 16 |
391 | Donald Trump is the only one I can think of who could do it blindfolded. | 1.3492 | 0.03921 | 252 | 184 | 48 | 20 |
392 | Can't be as bad as what they're doing to it | 1.3492 | 0.03921 | 252 | 184 | 48 | 20 |
393 | Can't be worse than November 8, 2016. | 1.3492 | 0.03799 | 252 | 181 | 54 | 17 |
394 | I hear he swings both ways. | 1.3492 | 0.03881 | 252 | 183 | 50 | 19 |
395 | This is the worst bachelor party in eons. | 1.3484 | 0.03969 | 244 | 178 | 47 | 19 |
396 | If he hits it, it's gonna get a lot more crowded up here. | 1.3480 | 0.03859 | 250 | 181 | 51 | 18 |
397 | God's not dead, just indifferent. | 1.3480 | 0.03556 | 250 | 174 | 65 | 11 |
398 | The Boss has pretty much given up on this one, anyway. | 1.3480 | 0.03859 | 250 | 181 | 51 | 18 |
399 | About as close as The Angels are gonna come to a World Seties this year | 1.3480 | 0.03982 | 250 | 184 | 45 | 21 |
400 | Clearly not one of our better angels. | 1.3480 | 0.03689 | 250 | 177 | 59 | 14 |
401 | We all remember what happened to Pluto. | 1.3480 | 0.03733 | 250 | 178 | 57 | 15 |
402 | I hope he keeps on missing. That thing is polluted. | 1.3480 | 0.04023 | 250 | 185 | 43 | 22 |
403 | We were all surprised to see Scott Pruitt here | 1.3471 | 0.04033 | 242 | 178 | 44 | 20 |
404 | His exact words were 'Why am I having all these people from shithole planets come here?' | 1.3468 | 0.03962 | 248 | 182 | 46 | 20 |
405 | We're going to Hell for this. | 1.3468 | 0.03879 | 248 | 180 | 50 | 18 |
406 | What happens in heaven stays in heaven. | 1.3468 | 0.03879 | 248 | 180 | 50 | 18 |
407 | He was the head of the Environmental Protection Agency. | 1.3468 | 0.03921 | 248 | 181 | 48 | 19 |
408 | They'll never even know what hit 'em. | 1.3468 | 0.03751 | 248 | 177 | 56 | 15 |
409 | I wonder why everyone keeps hitting Washington DC? | 1.3468 | 0.03794 | 248 | 178 | 54 | 16 |
410 | God says it's totally trashed, have at it. | 1.3457 | 0.03756 | 243 | 173 | 56 | 14 |
411 | Last time we hit it the dinosaurs died. | 1.3455 | 0.03813 | 246 | 177 | 53 | 16 |
412 | So THAT'S what makes the world go 'round. | 1.3455 | 0.03899 | 246 | 179 | 49 | 18 |
413 | I bet it's filled with nuts. | 1.3455 | 0.03725 | 246 | 175 | 57 | 14 |
414 | All he does for the seventy-five years between swings is train but somehow Halley still manages to miss every time. | 1.3455 | 0.03899 | 246 | 179 | 49 | 18 |
415 | He’s been at this since January 20th 2017 | 1.3455 | 0.04106 | 246 | 184 | 39 | 23 |
416 | In a literal sense, Einstein was right about God not playing dice. | 1.3455 | 0.03856 | 246 | 178 | 51 | 17 |
417 | Thank God Justice is Blind | 1.3455 | 0.03856 | 246 | 178 | 51 | 17 |
418 | We get one swing every time he tweets. | 1.3455 | 0.04025 | 246 | 182 | 43 | 21 |
419 | I thought it was supposed to end with a whimper. | 1.3455 | 0.03769 | 246 | 176 | 55 | 15 |
420 | Jesus Christ, hit it. | 1.3444 | 0.03997 | 241 | 177 | 45 | 19 |
421 | Come on flatten it! | 1.3444 | 0.03997 | 241 | 177 | 45 | 19 |
422 | . . . . and they’re worried about asteroids... | 1.3444 | 0.03775 | 241 | 172 | 55 | 14 |
423 | Can you believe the last time we did this was 65 million years ago? | 1.3444 | 0.03910 | 241 | 175 | 49 | 17 |
424 | If you think this looks hard, wait 'til you try dancing on the head of a pin. | 1.3444 | 0.04040 | 241 | 178 | 43 | 20 |
425 | It is our new foreign policy. | 1.3444 | 0.03910 | 241 | 175 | 49 | 17 |
426 | Ironically it's stuffed with Mars Bars. | 1.3436 | 0.04301 | 195 | 141 | 41 | 13 |
427 | Make the Universe great again. | 1.3422 | 0.04334 | 225 | 170 | 33 | 22 |
428 | If he connects, it's six more weeks of hurricanes. | 1.3418 | 0.03996 | 237 | 174 | 45 | 18 |
429 | It's not even filled with candy. It's just a bunch of nuts and flakes. | 1.3418 | 0.04041 | 237 | 175 | 43 | 19 |
430 | I still can’t believe Pruitt ended up here. | 1.3418 | 0.04171 | 237 | 178 | 37 | 22 |
431 | Well, the idea is that it can't make things much worse. | 1.3418 | 0.03906 | 237 | 172 | 49 | 16 |
432 | Does Father know about this? | 1.3417 | 0.04048 | 240 | 178 | 42 | 20 |
433 | If he manages to hit it, we’ll blame Trump. | 1.3417 | 0.04217 | 240 | 182 | 34 | 24 |
434 | After this we’re gonna play Pin the Tail on Uranus. | 1.3404 | 0.04107 | 235 | 175 | 40 | 20 |
435 | There's gonna be hell to pay when dad finds out ! | 1.3404 | 0.04107 | 235 | 175 | 40 | 20 |
436 | It seems redundant but I'm in heaven. And I've got the world on a string. | 1.3404 | 0.04107 | 235 | 175 | 40 | 20 |
437 | I prefer pin the tail on the comet. | 1.3404 | 0.04063 | 235 | 174 | 42 | 19 |
438 | In Hell it's the same game, but no blindfold. | 1.3404 | 0.04018 | 235 | 173 | 44 | 18 |
439 | In 4 billion years,the closest he's come was 60 million years ago. | 1.3404 | 0.03880 | 235 | 170 | 50 | 15 |
440 | If this one's filled with hot gas and magma too I'm going home. | 1.3404 | 0.03972 | 235 | 172 | 46 | 17 |
441 | I miss this game. We only play it every 65 million years. | 1.3404 | 0.04195 | 235 | 177 | 36 | 22 |
442 | You should have seen what fell out of Uranus. | 1.3404 | 0.04107 | 235 | 175 | 40 | 20 |
443 | Luckily for humans they don't know their future is hanging by a string. | 1.3404 | 0.04063 | 235 | 174 | 42 | 19 |
444 | I still feel guilty about the dinosaurs. | 1.3404 | 0.03972 | 235 | 172 | 46 | 17 |
445 | In life he was known as Donald Trump. | 1.3404 | 0.04151 | 235 | 176 | 38 | 21 |
446 | I had to get it custom. Took the man upstairs six days to make the damn thing. | 1.3403 | 0.03937 | 238 | 174 | 47 | 17 |
447 | The humans have nothing to worry about, this guy used to bat for the Mets. | 1.3403 | 0.03800 | 238 | 171 | 53 | 14 |
448 | Whack it again ... some of those folks down there still haven’t gotten the message. | 1.3403 | 0.03657 | 238 | 168 | 59 | 11 |
449 | People in Hawaii hate when we do this. | 1.3403 | 0.03892 | 238 | 173 | 49 | 16 |
450 | Talk about hammering home a metaphor. | 1.3403 | 0.04070 | 238 | 177 | 41 | 20 |
451 | I wonder what they do in Hell for birthdays? | 1.3403 | 0.04070 | 238 | 177 | 41 | 20 |
452 | No one can hit the damn thing. It's like it has a magnetic field or something. | 1.3392 | 0.04068 | 227 | 167 | 43 | 17 |
453 | And they thought global warming was a problem. | 1.3391 | 0.03852 | 233 | 168 | 51 | 14 |
454 | And humans think love makes the world go round. | 1.3391 | 0.03900 | 233 | 169 | 49 | 15 |
455 | I'd rather swing on a star. | 1.3391 | 0.04040 | 233 | 172 | 43 | 18 |
456 | Too bad. He was trying to beat some sense into it. | 1.3391 | 0.04040 | 233 | 172 | 43 | 18 |
457 | Good thing we have an eternity. | 1.3391 | 0.03994 | 233 | 171 | 45 | 17 |
458 | You remembered to fill it full of candy instead of 39 billion cubic miles of molten iron and nickel, right? | 1.3391 | 0.03804 | 233 | 167 | 53 | 13 |
459 | Everything’s left - his swing AND what he swings at. | 1.3391 | 0.04433 | 233 | 181 | 25 | 27 |
460 | Because we can't play dice with the universe any more. | 1.3391 | 0.03994 | 233 | 171 | 45 | 17 |
461 | Every time he misses it's not the end of the world. | 1.3391 | 0.04085 | 233 | 173 | 41 | 19 |
462 | This game didn't start until the Trump administration | 1.3391 | 0.04175 | 233 | 175 | 37 | 21 |
463 | Things seemed to be going downhill fast, so the Big Guy just figured "What the hell." | 1.3391 | 0.04130 | 233 | 174 | 39 | 20 |
464 | What the Hell is it hanging from? | 1.3391 | 0.04130 | 233 | 174 | 39 | 20 |
465 | We'll be here for an eternity at this rate. | 1.3391 | 0.04085 | 233 | 173 | 41 | 19 |
466 | Why else do you think it was created? | 1.3377 | 0.03920 | 231 | 168 | 48 | 15 |
467 | They'll blame Global Warming | 1.3377 | 0.03968 | 231 | 169 | 46 | 16 |
468 | Last time, he wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.3377 | 0.03920 | 231 | 168 | 48 | 15 |
469 | Don't worry, they'll just think it was an asteroid. | 1.3377 | 0.03823 | 231 | 166 | 52 | 13 |
470 | The big man is starting over, so he let us have a little fun with the old one. | 1.3377 | 0.03968 | 231 | 169 | 46 | 16 |
471 | I always thought the apocalypse would be more religious based. | 1.3377 | 0.03920 | 231 | 168 | 48 | 15 |
472 | The last time? About 65 million years ago. | 1.3377 | 0.03920 | 231 | 168 | 48 | 15 |
473 | Remember when there were guardian angels? | 1.3377 | 0.03872 | 231 | 167 | 50 | 14 |
474 | They refer to it as "El Nino" when he bats lefty. | 1.3363 | 0.03964 | 223 | 162 | 47 | 14 |
475 | This guy can't hit the broad side of a planet. | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
476 | Hark the herald angels swing... and a miss. | 1.3362 | 0.04177 | 229 | 172 | 37 | 20 |
477 | He's even worse at the ring toss around Saturn. | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
478 | If I hit hard enough, maybe I can knock some sense into them! | 1.3362 | 0.03892 | 229 | 166 | 49 | 14 |
479 | A flood worked better last time | 1.3348 | 0.03863 | 227 | 164 | 50 | 13 |
480 | What they'll refer to one day as the Big Bang. | 1.3348 | 0.04108 | 227 | 169 | 40 | 18 |
481 | you would think an angel could see through a blind fold | 1.3348 | 0.04293 | 227 | 173 | 32 | 22 |
482 | I was told there'd be four horses at this party. | 1.3348 | 0.03963 | 227 | 166 | 46 | 15 |
483 | It would be more fun if it were filled with candy instead of with petrochemicals... | 1.3333 | 0.04034 | 225 | 166 | 43 | 16 |
484 | He does know its filled with 5 gallons of magma, right? | 1.3333 | 0.04021 | 222 | 163 | 44 | 15 |
485 | Remember what happened to the dinosaurs the last time we played this game | 1.3333 | 0.03813 | 222 | 159 | 52 | 11 |
486 | I guessing if you're good at this you're probably in that other place. | 1.3333 | 0.04131 | 225 | 168 | 39 | 18 |
487 | This could take an eternity! | 1.3333 | 0.03759 | 222 | 158 | 54 | 10 |
488 | If this does not bring the Second Coming I don't know what will | 1.3333 | 0.04131 | 225 | 168 | 39 | 18 |
489 | And they're worried about nuclear weapons. | 1.3333 | 0.03970 | 222 | 162 | 46 | 14 |
490 | Well this is much more fun than that dancing-on-the-head-of-a-pin game we did back in the Middle Ages. | 1.3318 | 0.03887 | 220 | 159 | 49 | 12 |
491 | Of course, no one ever asks what the other end of the string holding it up is actually attached to. | 1.3318 | 0.03992 | 220 | 161 | 45 | 14 |
492 | Because we're fed up and couldn't think of a better way to get rid of it. | 1.3318 | 0.04044 | 220 | 162 | 43 | 15 |
493 | I hear he played for the Cubs. | 1.3318 | 0.04195 | 220 | 165 | 37 | 18 |
494 | This is more fun than just pushing the 'Re-set" Button. | 1.3303 | 0.04118 | 218 | 162 | 40 | 16 |
495 | It's been 500 million years. It's about time for another calamity and mass extinction. | 1.3303 | 0.04014 | 218 | 160 | 44 | 14 |
496 | Not again. This is how we got Trump. | 1.3303 | 0.04169 | 218 | 163 | 38 | 17 |
497 | Global bashing is more fun than global warming. | 1.3288 | 0.03892 | 219 | 159 | 48 | 12 |
498 | It's all fun and games until everybody gets hurt. | 1.3288 | 0.04102 | 219 | 163 | 40 | 16 |
499 | I hope he knows it has a molten core! | 1.3288 | 0.03892 | 219 | 159 | 48 | 12 |
500 | There's definitely gonna be hell to pay if he makes contact. | 1.3287 | 0.03983 | 216 | 158 | 45 | 13 |
501 | The last time he hit it, Trump got elected | 1.3287 | 0.04193 | 216 | 162 | 37 | 17 |
502 | It’s not like we didn’t give them plenty of warning. | 1.3287 | 0.04142 | 216 | 161 | 39 | 16 |
503 | Now that’s a whole different ball of whacks. | 1.3271 | 0.04321 | 214 | 163 | 32 | 19 |
504 | Yes, we know nothing good will come out of it; that's why were using it for practice. | 1.3271 | 0.03894 | 214 | 155 | 48 | 11 |
505 | He’s the dude that knocked Pluto out of the solar system. | 1.3271 | 0.04321 | 214 | 163 | 32 | 19 |
506 | I guess it is a little morbid for an Earth Day party... | 1.3271 | 0.04059 | 214 | 158 | 42 | 14 |
507 | We do this once every four years. | 1.3271 | 0.04166 | 214 | 160 | 38 | 16 |
508 | This isn't working. Give them social media. | 1.3271 | 0.04005 | 214 | 157 | 44 | 13 |
509 | 2000 years and he still holds a grudge... | 1.3271 | 0.04166 | 214 | 160 | 38 | 16 |
510 | Are you sure stick comes after water? I thought fire was next. | 1.3271 | 0.04321 | 214 | 163 | 32 | 19 |
511 | Pretty close, Halley. You can tty again in 75 years. | 1.3271 | 0.03837 | 214 | 154 | 50 | 10 |
512 | Good thing Justice is blind. | 1.3271 | 0.04059 | 214 | 158 | 42 | 14 |
513 | Best slugger on the planet. Off the planet -not so much. | 1.3271 | 0.03950 | 214 | 156 | 46 | 12 |
514 | In life, he was a president. | 1.3271 | 0.04059 | 214 | 158 | 42 | 14 |
515 | Played for the '62 Mets. | 1.3271 | 0.03950 | 214 | 156 | 46 | 12 |
516 | At this point it's just a question of who destroys it first. | 1.3271 | 0.04005 | 214 | 157 | 44 | 13 |
517 | Sometimes the world needs a little divine intervention. | 1.3262 | 0.04584 | 187 | 142 | 29 | 16 |
518 | It's a wonderful afterlife - every time a bell rings an angel gets his swings... | 1.3255 | 0.04190 | 212 | 159 | 37 | 16 |
519 | What's next? Saturn ring toss? | 1.3255 | 0.03971 | 212 | 155 | 45 | 12 |
520 | World Series! | 1.3255 | 0.04449 | 212 | 164 | 27 | 21 |
521 | This can take an eternity. | 1.3255 | 0.04137 | 212 | 158 | 39 | 15 |
522 | I'm not a big fan of his irony, but I do love candy. | 1.3255 | 0.04027 | 212 | 156 | 43 | 13 |
523 | Just watch. As soon as it breaks, Jesus will swoop in here and take all the good stuff. | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
524 | It could get crowded up here. | 1.3255 | 0.04190 | 212 | 159 | 37 | 16 |
525 | His last birthday party was an extinction level event. | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
526 | There goes seven days of creation! | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
527 | It wasn't going to last much longer anyway! | 1.3238 | 0.04106 | 210 | 156 | 40 | 14 |
528 | It's okay. Mr. Pruitt told us the more you damage it, the better it gets. | 1.3238 | 0.04374 | 210 | 161 | 30 | 19 |
529 | So much for “the benign neglect of the universe”. | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
530 | Imagine all the sh**t thats gonna fall outta that thing | 1.3238 | 0.04322 | 210 | 160 | 32 | 18 |
531 | Tootsie Rolls and Dum-Dums, mostly. A few Smarties, if you're lucky. | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
532 | Last time we had a piñata at the company party we lost Pluto. | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
533 | I hope it's filled with dinosaurs like at his last party. | 1.3238 | 0.04161 | 210 | 157 | 38 | 15 |
534 | To think that they're worried about climate change. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
535 | I'm not sure how he got here. He used to run a hedge fund. | 1.3238 | 0.03993 | 210 | 154 | 44 | 12 |
536 | Not exactly what I meant by "World on a String" | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
537 | It's performance art. He's pretending to be Donald Trump. | 1.3221 | 0.04402 | 208 | 160 | 29 | 19 |
538 | Last time it was dinosaurs. | 1.3221 | 0.03898 | 208 | 151 | 47 | 10 |
539 | Another miss. I think we brought him up too soon. | 1.3221 | 0.03957 | 208 | 152 | 45 | 11 |
540 | The Flat Earth guys are terrible at Piñata. | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
541 | I'm betting a 6.2 quake in Wales with a tsunami chaser. | 1.3221 | 0.03957 | 208 | 152 | 45 | 11 |
542 | I thought it would be nuclear war, or maybe climate change. | 1.3221 | 0.03898 | 208 | 151 | 47 | 10 |
543 | Wow! The Book of Revelation was way off. | 1.3221 | 0.04015 | 208 | 153 | 43 | 12 |
544 | And that’s how the Earth ended up flat. Checkmate, atheists | 1.3221 | 0.04240 | 208 | 157 | 35 | 16 |
545 | Somebody hit that thing before it melts on its own. | 1.3221 | 0.04295 | 208 | 158 | 33 | 17 |
546 | Tell me it’s just symbolic. | 1.3220 | 0.04113 | 205 | 152 | 40 | 13 |
547 | « He really hasn’t got a prayer. » | 1.3220 | 0.04113 | 205 | 152 | 40 | 13 |
548 | I wish he would just smote it already so we could move on to the cake. | 1.3220 | 0.04055 | 205 | 151 | 42 | 12 |
549 | At least it’s not flat. | 1.3220 | 0.04228 | 205 | 154 | 36 | 15 |
550 | If it breaks before your turn, it'll be Andreas' fault. | 1.3220 | 0.04171 | 205 | 153 | 38 | 14 |
551 | Ironically, they'll think it's an asteroid. | 1.3220 | 0.04055 | 205 | 151 | 42 | 12 |
552 | Maybe it is a good time to just put them out of their misery.... | 1.3220 | 0.04055 | 205 | 151 | 42 | 12 |
553 | If all of those crazy meteorologists only knew how hurricane season really happens. | 1.3220 | 0.04228 | 205 | 154 | 36 | 15 |
554 | That's how he got to be a saint--by not telling Trump a piñata is Mexican. | 1.3220 | 0.04284 | 205 | 155 | 34 | 16 |
555 | Earthlings call it divine retribution, but it's totally random whack-a-globe. | 1.3220 | 0.04055 | 205 | 151 | 42 | 12 |
556 | He's a Republican. He will wreck it eventually. | 1.3220 | 0.04448 | 205 | 158 | 28 | 19 |
557 | He’ll get it. He’s just global warming up. | 1.3202 | 0.04367 | 203 | 155 | 31 | 17 |
558 | It's nothing they aren't doing to themselves. | 1.3202 | 0.04137 | 203 | 151 | 39 | 13 |
559 | This is so redundant. | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
560 | I had no idea this is what He had in mind when He was making it. | 1.3184 | 0.04101 | 201 | 149 | 40 | 12 |
561 | So much for "the whole world in his hands". | 1.3184 | 0.04279 | 201 | 152 | 34 | 15 |
562 | And to think the poor chumps will call it an act of God. | 1.3184 | 0.03978 | 201 | 147 | 44 | 10 |
563 | Last time we did this, those dinosaurs were not thrilled. | 1.3184 | 0.04040 | 201 | 148 | 42 | 11 |
564 | The last time he hit it we were up to our necks in dinosaurs. | 1.3184 | 0.03915 | 201 | 146 | 46 | 9 |
565 | I’m afraid he picked up a lot of bad habits when he was Trump’s guardian angel. | 1.3166 | 0.04306 | 199 | 151 | 33 | 15 |
566 | I guess it doesn't end in a whimper. | 1.3166 | 0.04186 | 199 | 149 | 37 | 13 |
567 | I thought it was tectonic plates too... | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
568 | Last time he played, he whacked Mars into retrograde with Venus and all hell broke loose! | 1.3150 | 0.04228 | 200 | 151 | 35 | 14 |
569 | Climate change seems to be the more imminent threat. | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
570 | Probably molten rock, but I'm hoping for candy. | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
571 | It’s part of God’s Make Heaven Great Again program. | 1.3147 | 0.04622 | 197 | 155 | 22 | 20 |
572 | Scott Pruitt died and went to heaven. | 1.3147 | 0.04392 | 197 | 151 | 30 | 16 |
573 | I'm hoping he'll just hit Washington. | 1.3147 | 0.04273 | 197 | 149 | 34 | 14 |
574 | He's 0 for infinity. | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
575 | So we're calling this "The Big Bang Theory?" | 1.3147 | 0.04212 | 197 | 148 | 36 | 13 |
576 | The boss says he's through using a carrot. | 1.3147 | 0.04212 | 197 | 148 | 36 | 13 |
577 | We never question God's sense of humor! | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
578 | The rules are simple: Every time the bell rings, an angel gets his swings. | 1.3147 | 0.04087 | 197 | 146 | 40 | 11 |
579 | And you are positive he said he wanted a World piece? | 1.3147 | 0.04392 | 197 | 151 | 30 | 16 |
580 | Si. It’s our contribution to making America great again. | 1.3147 | 0.04333 | 197 | 150 | 32 | 15 |
581 | You should hear how science explains this! | 1.3128 | 0.04360 | 195 | 149 | 31 | 15 |
582 | I can't believe no one's hit this thing yet. | 1.3128 | 0.04480 | 195 | 151 | 27 | 17 |
583 | I hope he likes nuts. | 1.3128 | 0.04299 | 195 | 148 | 33 | 14 |
584 | And he wonders why he's always picked last for stickball. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
585 | Hark, Harold the Angel’s Swing | 1.3128 | 0.04299 | 195 | 148 | 33 | 14 |
586 | It's Kim's turn next | 1.3128 | 0.04299 | 195 | 148 | 33 | 14 |
587 | Do you think the Mayans are still checking the stats? | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
588 | I hope there’s cake after this. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
589 | And those people on earth thought global warming was a problem. | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
590 | Wait for the fallout. | 1.3128 | 0.04237 | 195 | 147 | 35 | 13 |
591 | If God gets home early we run. | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
592 | Funny, I actually died at one of these, now look at me | 1.3128 | 0.04237 | 195 | 147 | 35 | 13 |
593 | You know what it's full of, don't you? | 1.3128 | 0.03913 | 195 | 142 | 45 | 8 |
594 | I'm confused—is this a bang or a whimper? | 1.3128 | 0.04360 | 195 | 149 | 31 | 15 |
595 | These parties would be a lot more fun if we were allowed to drink | 1.3128 | 0.04237 | 195 | 147 | 35 | 13 |
596 | Somehow I thought heaven would be different. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
597 | Well at least it will be quicker this time than 40 days and nights. | 1.3125 | 0.04218 | 192 | 144 | 36 | 12 |
598 | You know, if he hits it we will have to come up with another giant asteroid story. | 1.3125 | 0.04282 | 192 | 145 | 34 | 13 |
599 | I love these things! The Old Man makes 'em all the time | 1.3125 | 0.04408 | 192 | 147 | 30 | 15 |
600 | The last time we played pin the tail on Uranus. | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
601 | He really couldn't possibly make it any worse. | 1.3125 | 0.04218 | 192 | 144 | 36 | 12 |
602 | Who said Republicans don't know how to have fun? | 1.3125 | 0.04408 | 192 | 147 | 30 | 15 |
603 | Well ,it had to end sometime... | 1.3125 | 0.04087 | 192 | 142 | 40 | 10 |
604 | Or,we could switch a few votes in Ohio and Michigan… | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
605 | They decided upstairs that this would be more fun than the Four Horsemen scenario. | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
606 | It's a metaphor, I think. | 1.3125 | 0.04020 | 192 | 141 | 42 | 9 |
607 | He’s auditioning to become Trump’s new EPA Administrator. | 1.3125 | 0.04530 | 192 | 149 | 26 | 17 |
608 | Joke's on the creationist, it's full of lava | 1.3125 | 0.04282 | 192 | 145 | 34 | 13 |
609 | Believe me; it's not candy that comes out. | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
610 | And people think money makes the world go round. | 1.3125 | 0.03951 | 192 | 140 | 44 | 8 |
611 | See no evil.. | 1.3125 | 0.04346 | 192 | 146 | 32 | 14 |
612 | Believe me Gabriel you don’t want what’s gonna fall out. | 1.3125 | 0.04020 | 192 | 141 | 42 | 9 |
613 | And that's how we lost the dinosaurs | 1.3125 | 0.04218 | 192 | 144 | 36 | 12 |
614 | It’s mostly made of water. | 1.3105 | 0.04436 | 190 | 146 | 29 | 15 |
615 | That's the problem with the cross handed grip. | 1.3105 | 0.04178 | 190 | 142 | 37 | 11 |
616 | Any day now. | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
617 | He'd better stand back cause I hear it's full of crap. | 1.3105 | 0.04436 | 190 | 146 | 29 | 15 |
618 | Just a few degrees higher and it’s all over. | 1.3105 | 0.04621 | 190 | 149 | 23 | 18 |
619 | Nothing good is going to come out of it. | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
620 | I guess Karma's blind. | 1.3105 | 0.03973 | 190 | 139 | 43 | 8 |
621 | The last time someone hit that thing we had the Cretaceous die-off. | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
622 | I gather he's never seen "It's a Wonderful Life" | 1.3105 | 0.04111 | 190 | 141 | 39 | 10 |
623 | He’s trying to knock some sense into them ... before it’s too late! | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
624 | They thought it was bad when Atlas shrugged . . . | 1.3105 | 0.04244 | 190 | 143 | 35 | 12 |
625 | He can’t make it any worse. | 1.3105 | 0.04244 | 190 | 143 | 35 | 12 |
626 | It’s a performance piece explaining Trump’s foreign policy. | 1.3105 | 0.04244 | 190 | 143 | 35 | 12 |
627 | Don't worry, with everything else going on down there, they won't even notice. | 1.3105 | 0.04111 | 190 | 141 | 39 | 10 |
628 | We'll just say it was a meteor again. | 1.3085 | 0.04270 | 188 | 142 | 34 | 12 |
629 | You wouldn't believe how high I had to fly to tie the other end | 1.3085 | 0.04270 | 188 | 142 | 34 | 12 |
630 | The asteroid worked better. | 1.3085 | 0.04065 | 188 | 139 | 40 | 9 |
631 | That time we called it the Big Bang. | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
632 | Do you think this is why we weren't given a halo? | 1.3085 | 0.04135 | 188 | 140 | 38 | 10 |
633 | So there's hot lava cake inside? | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
634 | Last time, he got the dinosaurs. | 1.3085 | 0.04270 | 188 | 142 | 34 | 12 |
635 | We're celebrating Earth Day. | 1.3085 | 0.04203 | 188 | 141 | 36 | 11 |
636 | And it is filled with coal, asbestos and Necco wafers. | 1.3085 | 0.04203 | 188 | 141 | 36 | 11 |
637 | And they think global warming's a big deal? | 1.3069 | 0.03906 | 189 | 138 | 44 | 7 |
638 | Better to make it quick and painless than letting Trump drag it out. | 1.3065 | 0.04229 | 186 | 140 | 35 | 11 |
639 | This is the fairest way to decide where disaster strikes. | 1.3065 | 0.04430 | 186 | 143 | 29 | 14 |
640 | If he hits it, everyone who thinks they’re the center of the universe will fall out. | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
641 | You get bonus points if you hit Trump Tower or Mar-a-lago! | 1.3065 | 0.04495 | 186 | 144 | 27 | 15 |
642 | Who knew the end of the world could be so random. | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
643 | And, so, the world turns. | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
644 | It's filled with regret. | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
645 | I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finds out it's filled with molten iron | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
646 | The only rule is not to flood it with water. | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
647 | It's filled with supermarket plastic bags and plastic straws | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
648 | I hear the place is going to hell. | 1.3043 | 0.04459 | 184 | 142 | 28 | 14 |
649 | Nice try, but Mother Nature bats last! | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
650 | Remember when we killed all those dinosaurs at Reggie's birthday party 65 million years ago? | 1.3043 | 0.04040 | 184 | 136 | 40 | 8 |
651 | How else are you going to spend an eternity? | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
652 | Watch this......it is filled with hot lava. | 1.3043 | 0.04113 | 184 | 137 | 38 | 9 |
653 | It's a game, right? | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
654 | I heard if it breaks, the Presidency goes to Bernie. | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
655 | Well, how did you think we keep in spinning? | 1.3043 | 0.04591 | 184 | 144 | 24 | 16 |
656 | This may be why we don’t have halos | 1.3043 | 0.03890 | 184 | 134 | 44 | 6 |
657 | He hasn't scored a direct hit yet, but Hawaii is definitely feeling it. | 1.3043 | 0.04040 | 184 | 136 | 40 | 8 |
658 | What are we celebrating? | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
659 | He messed up Pangea pretty bad on his last birthday. | 1.3043 | 0.04040 | 184 | 136 | 40 | 8 |
660 | He was known as "Pruitt" before he arrived here. I'm told he had a real passion for this. | 1.3043 | 0.04459 | 184 | 142 | 28 | 14 |
661 | The Boss doesn't care when he misses, but I think if he says "Damn" once more he's outta here". | 1.3043 | 0.04040 | 184 | 136 | 40 | 8 |
662 | Trump taught us the game - but he plays without the blindfold. | 1.3043 | 0.04392 | 184 | 141 | 30 | 13 |
663 | Can he pitch? | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
664 | The last time he connected, Trump won. | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
665 | Looks like it's gonna be a really big bang. | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
666 | Global warming. Hurricanes. Famine. If there's any candy in there, I wouldn't eat it... | 1.3043 | 0.04459 | 184 | 142 | 28 | 14 |
667 | Is this your first hurricane party? | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
668 | God is NOT going to be happy if we break it | 1.3043 | 0.04392 | 184 | 141 | 30 | 13 |
669 | He's been this way since Trump was elected" | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
670 | They’ll figure out the Big Bang. They just won’t know how it really happened. | 1.3039 | 0.04157 | 181 | 135 | 37 | 9 |
671 | If he connects, Trump can blame it on the Mexicans. | 1.3039 | 0.04511 | 181 | 140 | 27 | 14 |
672 | It's a non-diluvian alternative for a reboot." | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
673 | Well, if he ever does connect, there's going to be hell to pay | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
674 | We're nowhere near as good at this game as the people who still live there. | 1.3039 | 0.04302 | 181 | 137 | 33 | 11 |
675 | He's never been a people person. | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
676 | In the beginning it was paradise, now it’s a tear down. | 1.3039 | 0.04157 | 181 | 135 | 37 | 9 |
677 | High and inside again! He's going to get sent down. | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
678 | He hit it pretty good in the 2016 election. | 1.3039 | 0.04578 | 181 | 141 | 25 | 15 |
679 | Do you ever wonder what the better angels do at parties? | 1.3039 | 0.04578 | 181 | 141 | 25 | 15 |
680 | It's hopelessly infested with a virus, so we thought we'd have a little fun before we recycle it. | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
681 | He’s been at it for six days. He needs to give it a rest. | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
682 | 'Wouldn't this make more sense if we had the capacity for irony?' | 1.3039 | 0.04442 | 181 | 139 | 29 | 13 |
683 | Oh, my! We can't allow a "leftie" to demolish the world! | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
684 | I still think that humanity will break it before we do. | 1.3039 | 0.04302 | 181 | 137 | 33 | 11 |
685 | More of our Mexican traditions we can keep up, less chance Trump will try to get in. | 1.3039 | 0.04442 | 181 | 139 | 29 | 13 |
686 | And they think the weather change is from fossil fuels. | 1.3039 | 0.04302 | 181 | 137 | 33 | 11 |
687 | After the latest EPA pull backs, I'm not touching that candy! | 1.3039 | 0.04442 | 181 | 139 | 29 | 13 |
688 | Maybe this'll knock some sense into them. | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
689 | This shouldn’t take long. It’s already cracked. | 1.3039 | 0.04006 | 181 | 133 | 41 | 7 |
690 | Hope he doesn't succeed. No telling what pollution we'll be exposed to. | 1.3039 | 0.04302 | 181 | 137 | 33 | 11 |
691 | They think those Earth quakes are random | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
692 | Well, at least they won't have to suffer through global warming. | 1.3039 | 0.04082 | 181 | 134 | 39 | 8 |
693 | Your father said to trust your instincts, Luke. | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
694 | He thinks he’s Donald Trump | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
695 | Talk about catharsis. | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
696 | It's a good thing one second is like a million years. | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
697 | Wonder how long the chief will keep pulling it out of the way in the last second. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
698 | After the Flood Fiasco, we decided to try it this way. | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
699 | Not only do they know about it, a surprising number of them are actually rooting for him. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
700 | THINGS WERE EASIER WHEN IT WAS STILL FLAT. | 1.3017 | 0.04329 | 179 | 136 | 32 | 11 |
701 | I think it's called Earth, or something. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
702 | If he only knew what it was filled with he wouldn't swing so hard! | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
703 | I'd be surprised if anything good came out of it. | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
704 | Relax. Those twits will blame it all on global warming." | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
705 | Apparently this variant holds way more candy than the original flat concept. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
706 | See, I told you climate change is not caused by human activity. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
707 | I see Little Piñata Man is at it again. | 1.3017 | 0.04329 | 179 | 136 | 32 | 11 |
708 | God got creative with the divine retribution. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
709 | He's an anti-globalist. | 1.3017 | 0.04541 | 179 | 139 | 26 | 14 |
710 | Picking up the pieces is hell. | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
711 | Devil's advocates aren't welcome at this party, Gabe. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
712 | Another Evangelical trying to bring on end-times | 1.3017 | 0.04541 | 179 | 139 | 26 | 14 |
713 | We told him if he hits it he can keep it | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
714 | Well, yeah. It WAS a donkey until the 2016 election. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
715 | You think he knows it's filled with molten rock? | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
716 | You think Lucifer will get in trouble for this? | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
717 | I can't see how this will make Earth great again. | 1.3017 | 0.04329 | 179 | 136 | 32 | 11 |
718 | I can’t believe he played for the Angels! | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
719 | I was hoping for Mars, better candy... | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
720 | God is from Mexico. Didn't you know? | 1.3017 | 0.04329 | 179 | 136 | 32 | 11 |
721 | I don't know about you, but I'm not eating anything that comes out of there. | 1.3017 | 0.03950 | 179 | 131 | 42 | 6 |
722 | I didn’t think he’d take it literally when I told him that divine intervention is hit-and-miss. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
723 | What exactly is the theme for this party? | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
724 | As if he could do anymore damage..... | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
725 | So much for the moon. | 1.3017 | 0.04541 | 179 | 139 | 26 | 14 |
726 | You know they play the same game downstairs, just without the blindfold? There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
727 | Five bucks if you say' "Use the Force." | 1.3017 | 0.04541 | 179 | 139 | 26 | 14 |
728 | He thinks there's candy, but it's just full of idiots. | 1.3017 | 0.04541 | 179 | 139 | 26 | 14 |
729 | He is being traded to the Angels next season . | 1.3017 | 0.04329 | 179 | 136 | 32 | 11 |
730 | Looks like the Angles have no hitting again this season. | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
731 | We used to use an aluminum bat, but Gabriel's first swing wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
732 | Do you think he can take out Trump and Kim Jong UN with one swing. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
733 | Isn't there a less drastic way to rid the universe of Trump? | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
734 | I feel like Justice would have hit it on the first swing. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
735 | Wait ‘til he finds out it’s filled with nuts. | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
736 | The guy at the store promised me this brand has no intelligent life. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
737 | It's filled with sinners. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
738 | Last time we played, the dinosaurs went extinct. | 1.2994 | 0.04130 | 177 | 132 | 37 | 8 |
739 | Last time it was filled with Dinosaurs! | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
740 | Tell Pete we’re gonna need extra staff at the Gates. | 1.2994 | 0.04502 | 177 | 137 | 27 | 13 |
741 | It's not what it used to be; we're thinking of doing away with the blindfold | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
742 | God gave us the pinata as a sign he would never destroy the earth with water again. | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
743 | He already promised He wouldn’t do the ark thing again, so we had to get creative | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
744 | Imagine how bad the weather would be if he actually managed to hit the thing. | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
745 | Last birthday, he cracked it open and a bunch of dinosaurs fell out. | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
746 | Gonna be Hell to pay if the Boss discovers we used his creation as as a piñata | 1.2994 | 0.04572 | 177 | 138 | 25 | 14 |
747 | Time to let them know that they are not alone. | 1.2989 | 0.04012 | 174 | 128 | 40 | 6 |
748 | We started from a flat model but then we wanted to secure the edges and add more spin | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
749 | That's Casey; he was smug on Earth, too. | 1.2971 | 0.04074 | 175 | 130 | 38 | 7 |
750 | Chariot's sweet, but he swings low. | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
751 | I hear it’s filled with hate, anger, despair, and distrust. What are you hoping for? | 1.2971 | 0.04604 | 175 | 137 | 24 | 14 |
752 | $2 a swing... the new EPA "fundraiser"... | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
753 | You should have seen what got Lucifer kicked out. | 1.2971 | 0.04604 | 175 | 137 | 24 | 14 |
754 | When the earth was the center of the universe this game was way easier. | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
755 | With swings like that this will take an eternity. | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
756 | They were way past their worst-by date, anyway. | 1.2971 | 0.04385 | 175 | 134 | 30 | 11 |
757 | It's just an exercise in blind faith. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
758 | Don’t sweat it. It will self destruct shortly anyway. | 1.2948 | 0.04489 | 173 | 134 | 27 | 12 |
759 | having promised to never again flood the Earth, God let the angels get creative. | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
760 | End of life is always a hit or miss situation. | 1.2948 | 0.04489 | 173 | 134 | 27 | 12 |
761 | We can't do any more harm to the earth than they are doing down there. | 1.2948 | 0.04098 | 173 | 129 | 37 | 7 |
762 | Nobody's hit it since we stopped admitting Mexicans. | 1.2948 | 0.04563 | 173 | 135 | 25 | 13 |
763 | He's good, last time we played he caused 2 earthquakes and a tsunami in one shot" | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
764 | If Gabriel doesn't get to go first, he acts like it's the end of the world. | 1.2948 | 0.04098 | 173 | 129 | 37 | 7 |
765 | This explains a lot | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
766 | Michael is SO going to hell for this. | 1.2948 | 0.04489 | 173 | 134 | 27 | 12 |
767 | And they think an asteroid killed the dinosaurs.. | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
768 | I call Hawaii. | 1.2948 | 0.04563 | 173 | 135 | 25 | 13 |
769 | Everyone thinks this is the best option. | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
770 | Ah so it ends as it began. Not with a whimper but with a bang" | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
771 | Ha! They think they have a few billion years left. | 1.2948 | 0.04489 | 173 | 134 | 27 | 12 |
772 | And the people who live there call it wind. When we hit it they call it an earthquake. | 1.2948 | 0.04563 | 173 | 135 | 25 | 13 |
773 | He hasn't got a prayer | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
774 | Oh, it's full of something all right, but it ain't candy... | 1.2948 | 0.04098 | 173 | 129 | 37 | 7 |
775 | I can’t Wait to see how the scientists explain this one | 1.2948 | 0.04563 | 173 | 135 | 25 | 13 |
776 | Last week he caused an 8 on the Richter scale. | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
777 | Last time he killed the dinosaurs. | 1.2948 | 0.04337 | 173 | 132 | 31 | 10 |
778 | Can we please unblind Justice? | 1.2941 | 0.04466 | 170 | 131 | 28 | 11 |
779 | That's why the odds are ten billion to one - " no one knows the day or the hour." You in? | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
780 | Last time we played this, Trump won the election! | 1.2941 | 0.04619 | 170 | 133 | 24 | 13 |
781 | I guess this spells the end of the Meuller investigation. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
782 | At least it’s better than last year when we bowled with it. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
783 | What? You'd prefer another flood? | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
784 | This is faster than fracking for them. Plus it's more fun for us! | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
785 | Well, I'll be. I always though it was God bowling that caused thunder. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
786 | Don't worry. Trump will be here soon, and he can do it. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
787 | After this we'll play pin-the-tail-on-Uranus. | 1.2917 | 0.04802 | 168 | 134 | 19 | 15 |
788 | It looks like blind is taking a swing at deaf and dumb. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
789 | Donald Trump's Spirit Guide. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
790 | Is this evidence of Divine Intervention,or just the Trump Effect? | 1.2917 | 0.04728 | 168 | 133 | 21 | 14 |
791 | In the end, it just got too difficult to deal with. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
792 | At this rate were going to be here forever | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
793 | It took seven days to make that. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
794 | It was going to burn up anyway. | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
795 | Jupiter was too easy. | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
796 | Similar, but this one is called a Trumpata. | 1.2917 | 0.04652 | 168 | 132 | 23 | 13 |
797 | Ha! And they were all sure it would be a nuclear holocaust. | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
798 | The Lord just heard that "World On A String" song and it gave him an idea. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
799 | Oh look. White guys are destroying the world. What else is new? | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
800 | I've always said, "it's a small world". | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
801 | There may be some lingering resentment. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
802 | Ha ha! Climate change theory, good one! | 1.2917 | 0.04652 | 168 | 132 | 23 | 13 |
803 | New game. Got it from Trump. It’s called diplomacy. | 1.2917 | 0.04728 | 168 | 133 | 21 | 14 |
804 | Yes, we are 'Angels in the Outfield'. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
805 | The last time somebody hit it, Trump was elected. | 1.2917 | 0.04652 | 168 | 132 | 23 | 13 |
806 | This game is way more fun than "Pin the Tail on Uranus." | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
807 | It brings fairness to earthquake location. | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
808 | If he hits it, all Hell will break loose. | 1.2892 | 0.04685 | 166 | 131 | 22 | 13 |
809 | If you hit it right on Mexico, candy comes out. But if you hit Russia, all you get are a bunch of hacked emails. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
810 | ¨This is for all of the flat-earthers out there.¨ | 1.2875 | 0.04288 | 160 | 121 | 32 | 7 |
811 | At least we're not pinning a real tail on a real donkey again. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
812 | Humans started asking questions, but then Dave came up with the tectonic plate thing. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
813 | That explains earthquakes. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
814 | It’s more fun than meteors. | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
815 | He is just global warming up. | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
816 | Frankly, I like this better than the long questionnaire" | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
817 | The irony is it's empty.... | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
818 | I hear the book has a different ending. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
819 | The last time it was dinosaurs - I can't wait to see what we get this time! | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
820 | it was more fun when it was on Atlas' shoulders | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
821 | Cheese was in their moon. What do you bet this one is only filled with hot air. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
822 | We got the idea from the G-7 conference! | 1.2857 | 0.04530 | 161 | 125 | 26 | 10 |
823 | Couldn't we just have candy whenever we want it? | 1.2857 | 0.04698 | 161 | 127 | 22 | 12 |
824 | If he hits it, all hell's gonna break loose. | 1.2857 | 0.04173 | 161 | 121 | 34 | 6 |
825 | It’s fair. They can’t see us either. | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
826 | Whack! Seven days' work down the drain. | 1.2857 | 0.04173 | 161 | 121 | 34 | 6 |
827 | Stand back. If that thing breaks, all Hell's gonna break loose. | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
828 | Is he practicing for an EPA interview? | 1.2857 | 0.04530 | 161 | 125 | 26 | 10 |
829 | Last time we played, Trump ended up President. | 1.2857 | 0.04780 | 161 | 128 | 20 | 13 |
830 | Better hit it soon before they blow themselves up. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
831 | It ain't over 'til...well, eternity!" | 1.2857 | 0.04698 | 161 | 127 | 22 | 12 |
832 | I’ve heard it’s stuffed with Dum Dums. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
833 | We're trying out some new entertainment ideas for members of the Trump Administration. | 1.2857 | 0.04615 | 161 | 126 | 24 | 11 |
834 | You cleared this up upstairs? | 1.2857 | 0.04173 | 161 | 121 | 34 | 6 |
835 | He just got passed over for the head of the EPA, Trump wanted someone with a better swing. | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
836 | The trick is to hit it on a fault line. | 1.2857 | 0.04530 | 161 | 125 | 26 | 10 |
837 | It may be fun, but we have to pick up the pieces. | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
838 | Let's pray they won't know what hit them. | 1.2857 | 0.04698 | 161 | 127 | 22 | 12 |
839 | Yeah, we had to make it round to fit the candy inside, the original is actually flat. | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
840 | Next we're playing pin the tail on the comet. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
841 | It was the only way to make it fair. | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
842 | I take it we're not the 'better angels' Lincoln spoke about. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
843 | If it weren't for this obsession of His, there would be more planets. | 1.2857 | 0.04530 | 161 | 125 | 26 | 10 |
844 | We should have let Babe Ruth do this. | 1.2857 | 0.04615 | 161 | 126 | 24 | 11 |
845 | It's how we explain global warming to conservative Christians | 1.2857 | 0.04861 | 161 | 129 | 18 | 14 |
846 | When he hits it, we'll all get Starbursts and MilkyWays. | 1.2857 | 0.04265 | 161 | 122 | 32 | 7 |
847 | Believe it or not, he was the Angels' best hitter... | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
848 | I thought we were supposed to be guardians... | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
849 | I’m just not sure the new Activities Director gets what we’re about here. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
850 | We figure it's just faster this way. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
851 | I’m worried about Gabriel, Peter. | 1.2857 | 0.04698 | 161 | 127 | 22 | 12 |
852 | It worked with Mars. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
853 | Bone spurs kept him out of the Bigs... | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
854 | I prefer Frank Sinatra's version. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
855 | Six days to create . Three minutes to destroy . | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
856 | I think if we really want to destroy it we should just elect trump again | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
857 | This isn't even the biggest risk they face. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
858 | 4.5 billion years of this and the last time he got close was the Mesozoic era | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
859 | You know if you break it you open Pandora's Box. | 1.2830 | 0.04198 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
860 | At times like this I choke up. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
861 | You're sure they don't care what happens to it? | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
862 | The newbies never win, the Boss keeps pulling up the string | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
863 | When it breaks can we get a new one? | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
864 | Luckily for earth his batting average is 0.071. | 1.2830 | 0.04198 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
865 | The Republican Party donated it in a fund-raiser." | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
866 | And they thought it was about the science | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
867 | Choke up, it's tilted on axis. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
868 | If any immigrants fall out they get to stay in America. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
869 | We tried mars, but the dust got EVERYWHERE | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
870 | It just feels like he’s aiming for America. | 1.2830 | 0.04732 | 159 | 126 | 21 | 12 |
871 | I can never tell the difference between microaggression and healthy anger. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
872 | It has been a while since the last big bang. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
873 | It used to be fun; now, all that falls out is plastic. | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
874 | Probably dollar store candy anyway. | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
875 | Cut him some slack - he was a pitcher in the American League. | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
876 | Let’s just say it won’t be candy. | 1.2830 | 0.04198 | 159 | 120 | 33 | 6 |
877 | This game would be more fun if it didn't remind me of the Trump administration. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
878 | Is this really how the dinosaurs became extinct?" | 1.2830 | 0.04102 | 159 | 119 | 35 | 5 |
879 | It's chock full of nuts. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
880 | I think He is delegating too much. | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
881 | The flat earth piñata didn't hold water, let alone candy. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
882 | The weirdest part is candy still comes out. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
883 | This is a strange way to celebrate Earth Day. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
884 | He did promise not to do the whole flood thing again | 1.2830 | 0.04383 | 159 | 122 | 29 | 8 |
885 | Who will Trump blame when it breaks? | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
886 | All hell will break lose if he ever hits that thing . | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
887 | Hell if I know. | 1.2830 | 0.04648 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
888 | Something tells me this won't end well. | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
889 | Sure, there are Smarties and Tootsie Rolls, but mostly it is filled with trepidation. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
890 | With a miss like that, you'd think it was flat. | 1.2821 | 0.04708 | 156 | 123 | 22 | 11 |
891 | Any thoughts or prayers before we start? | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
892 | Funny how they think global warming is a threat. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
893 | That's what it always felt like, but I never realized that was what was actually happening | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
894 | Gabriel is having some fun before it goes to hell. | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
895 | They got tired of whack-a-mole. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
896 | I hope he nails it . . . it's gooey inside. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
897 | Don't worry, they'll never know what hit them. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
898 | Bro, the humans are much better at this 'destroy the world' game | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
899 | Climate change takes too long. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
900 | These parties tend to fizzle after the big bang. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
901 | He's not the first sightless superpower to take a swing at the whole world and miss the everything! | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
902 | We can’t hit, catch, or pitch, so we’ll have to use our powers. | 1.2803 | 0.04936 | 157 | 127 | 16 | 14 |
903 | I bet Trump will try to keep everything for himself | 1.2803 | 0.04681 | 157 | 124 | 22 | 11 |
904 | First one to hit Trump wins! | 1.2803 | 0.04768 | 157 | 125 | 20 | 12 |
905 | The hard part is hitting it before it self explodes... | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
906 | Dibs on Sweden. | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
907 | He couldn't hit a ball on earth either. | 1.2803 | 0.04768 | 157 | 125 | 20 | 12 |
908 | They stopped appealing to our better angels | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
909 | Don't blame me. I voted to let more women in. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
910 | Even in Heaven he still can't hit a curve ball. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
911 | Perhaps it’s time we rethink that ban on performance enhancing drugs. | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
912 | This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a dum dum. | 1.2803 | 0.04852 | 157 | 126 | 18 | 13 |
913 | Don't the people down there realize that there are no "natural" disasters? | 1.2803 | 0.04681 | 157 | 124 | 22 | 11 |
914 | Maybe we should tell him about the lava inside. | 1.2803 | 0.04681 | 157 | 124 | 22 | 11 |
915 | The last time we played this we made Hawaii. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
916 | Now I know why he wanted the world on a string! | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
917 | Remember when we thought there was global warming? | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
918 | Knock the hell of it! | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
919 | It has more to fear from Trump. | 1.2803 | 0.04936 | 157 | 127 | 16 | 14 |
920 | The shot heard round the world can't compete with this. | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
921 | The dinosaurs disappeared the last time he hit it. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
922 | Can you believe it’s been about sixty six million years since the last piñata party? | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
923 | And this is how the world ends. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
924 | They're both just warming up. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
925 | No rush, we got all eternity. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
926 | Rediculous, we all know REAL pinatas are flat... | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
927 | If he breaks it there will be Hell to pay | 1.2774 | 0.04803 | 155 | 124 | 19 | 12 |
928 | This might be a major game changer. | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
929 | The "Divine Intervention" theme for this year's holiday party took a dark turn. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
930 | A shower of stale hard candy and out of date chocolate is not the worst possible ending. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
931 | This was easier back when it was flat." | 1.2774 | 0.04715 | 155 | 123 | 21 | 11 |
932 | Don't fool with Brother Nature! | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
933 | He's been swinging and missing for several millennia now." | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
934 | It's been 10,000 years. Can we have cake now? | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
935 | The last time he hit it we got a bunch of dinosaurs. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
936 | He apparently hated Geography. | 1.2763 | 0.04868 | 152 | 122 | 18 | 12 |
937 | If he gets any warmer, he's going to knock that ice cap right off the bottom--then all hell will break loose. | 1.2763 | 0.04592 | 152 | 119 | 24 | 9 |
938 | I know it seems unethical, but it is his birthday | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
939 | We were going to fill it with candy but the ice caps kept melting into it. | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
940 | Rumor is it's full of full of tears, disillusionment and Jolly Ranchers. | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
941 | The sad part is, it's not even filled with candy. Just magma | 1.2763 | 0.04592 | 152 | 119 | 24 | 9 |
942 | It's a choice of either having some fun with it today or watching it self destruct tomorrow. | 1.2763 | 0.04298 | 152 | 116 | 30 | 6 |
943 | Might as well have some fun before all Hell breaks loose. | 1.2763 | 0.04298 | 152 | 116 | 30 | 6 |
944 | I think it’s for the best. | 1.2763 | 0.04592 | 152 | 119 | 24 | 9 |
945 | The challenge is to smash it before it annihilates itself. | 1.2763 | 0.04298 | 152 | 116 | 30 | 6 |
946 | He did much better with the Asteroid Throw a few eons ago. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
947 | Yes, I'm a bit surprised he ended up here, but I was totally shocked when he was elected President." | 1.2763 | 0.04592 | 152 | 119 | 24 | 9 |
948 | And the humans think a meteorite killed the dinosaurs. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
949 | We're trying to break its downward spiral. | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
950 | This is how the earth rotates. | 1.2763 | 0.04778 | 152 | 121 | 20 | 11 |
951 | George, stop, it's breaking apart on its own. | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
952 | It's quicker, more merciful this way. | 1.2763 | 0.04686 | 152 | 120 | 22 | 10 |
953 | He'll hit it soon. His name is Angel and he is Mexican. | 1.2763 | 0.04686 | 152 | 120 | 22 | 10 |
954 | Expect a lot of water. | 1.2763 | 0.03871 | 152 | 112 | 38 | 2 |
955 | It’s not like they can get any worse. | 1.2763 | 0.04957 | 152 | 123 | 16 | 13 |
956 | And on the eighth day, He LOADED it with Skittles." | 1.2763 | 0.04496 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
957 | This is taking longer to destroy than I would have guessed. | 1.2763 | 0.04686 | 152 | 120 | 22 | 10 |
958 | Maybe we should just leave it at global warming | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
959 | And we thought the dinosaurs were surprised. | 1.2733 | 0.04814 | 150 | 120 | 19 | 11 |
960 | Last time he hit it all the dinosaurs fell off.... | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
961 | Two hits, two volcanic eruptions. This guy is good. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
962 | The scouting report says he can’t hit the 70,000 mph curve ball | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
963 | I liked the "pin the tail on the leader of the free world" game better. | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
964 | Pin the Tail on Uranus is up next. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
965 | Don’t worry. He hasn’t made a direct hit for over 65 million years. | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
966 | Couldn't he just sound the Last Trump instead? | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
967 | I’ll get to meet my great-grandkids. | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
968 | Can we get him a bigger bat? | 1.2715 | 0.04500 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
969 | Well, at least that should be enough to get hurricane season started. | 1.2715 | 0.04299 | 151 | 116 | 29 | 6 |
970 | So hard to do without cursing." | 1.2715 | 0.04500 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
971 | Great... now Heaven will be eternally stuck with all of those plastic bags and straws. | 1.2715 | 0.04877 | 151 | 122 | 17 | 12 |
972 | And this is how we cause earthquakes. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
973 | Somehow I thought it would be more serious up here. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
974 | He's going to be disappointed when all he gets is a bunch of molten lava | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
975 | Huury! God's coming! | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
976 | You have to strike a delicate balance between getting the orbit adjusted slightly and causing mass extinction. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
977 | Each year he gets closer. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
978 | It's funny really, he plays golf right handed. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
979 | Next, we'll pin the tail on a comet. | 1.2703 | 0.03906 | 148 | 110 | 36 | 2 |
980 | Wait until he finds out there’s nothing inside. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
981 | So that's what makes it go around. | 1.2703 | 0.04134 | 148 | 112 | 32 | 4 |
982 | Tell me again why this upsets you. | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
983 | This could take forever. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
984 | To them I’m told it looks like an asteroid | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
985 | So this is how we get rid of those pesky dinosaurs? | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
986 | And to think that the earthlings are worried about climate change. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
987 | It's not cool to say, 'use the Force'. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
988 | Hey, easy on the world beater jokes. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
989 | Couldn’t make it any worse. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
990 | It ends not with a bang but a bash. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
991 | Do you think we should have asked God about this first? | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
992 | John is hitting out of this world, as of late. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
993 | He might not make Angels tryouts. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
994 | I bet that they pay attention to climate change after this. | 1.2703 | 0.04851 | 148 | 119 | 18 | 11 |
995 | When it breaks, all the flat earthers fall out. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
996 | If he gets lucky, we'll be able to make the world great again. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
997 | Well, he's got two wings but no prayer. | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
998 | If you can hit Canada and Mexico whilst leaving the US intact it triggers a bonus round. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
999 | He better hurry before they blow themselves up. | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
1000 | It’s okay, all the good people were already Raptured. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
1001 | I hope it's not going to spray hot magma everywhere like the last one. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
1002 | When are we going to tell him it's just magma inside? | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | I hate when these things just have humans inside. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
1004 | Not to worry.... it's all plastic these days. | 1.2703 | 0.04851 | 148 | 119 | 18 | 11 |
1005 | It's harder than it looks. But after the last really good hit, all the dinosaurs flew off. | 1.2690 | 0.04720 | 145 | 115 | 21 | 9 |
1006 | My favorite angel day piñata: this one has Milky Ways in it! | 1.2690 | 0.04617 | 145 | 114 | 23 | 8 |
1007 | Not to worry.....he has trouble with a curve. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1008 | What's the point? It's probably all melted inside anyway. | 1.2671 | 0.04378 | 146 | 113 | 27 | 6 |
1009 | The goal is simple, the first one to knock the hell out of it is the winner. | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
1010 | That's not what I meant when I told him to rock my world | 1.2671 | 0.05078 | 146 | 120 | 13 | 13 |
1011 | Can't wait to see the fall-out! | 1.2671 | 0.04378 | 146 | 113 | 27 | 6 |
1012 | Clarence, remember how you earned your wings? This is how you lose them. | 1.2671 | 0.04691 | 146 | 116 | 21 | 9 |
1013 | He's never done this before, so he'll just have to wing it. | 1.2671 | 0.04378 | 146 | 113 | 27 | 6 |
1014 | This will be way bigger than the Big Bang. | 1.2671 | 0.04790 | 146 | 117 | 19 | 10 |
1015 | Nah, it won't break -- but it's amazing how fast it gets them re-focused. | 1.2671 | 0.04485 | 146 | 114 | 25 | 7 |
1016 | God knows what's in this one ! | 1.2671 | 0.04790 | 146 | 117 | 19 | 10 |
1017 | The trick is to aim straight at the San Andreas Fault. | 1.2671 | 0.04691 | 146 | 116 | 21 | 9 |
1018 | I’ve got dibs on the USA. | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1019 | This takes place in SlowMo. On earth they are calling it "climate change." | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1020 | Molten iron? This should be fun. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1021 | Sure wish God would stop pullin' on it and let the poor guy hit the dumb thing? | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1022 | After all we went through to get here, it's actually quite therapeutic. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1023 | I've been waiting an eternity for my turn. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1024 | The scuttlebutt has it that the Cherubim are using corked bats. | 1.2657 | 0.04957 | 143 | 116 | 16 | 11 |
1025 | Every time a bells rings, an angel takes a swing! | 1.2657 | 0.04957 | 143 | 116 | 16 | 11 |
1026 | He's given up on free will | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1027 | Maybe climate change really won't be a problem after all. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1028 | The real reason why earthquakes happen. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1029 | whats's the point, last time he hit it the continents just moved around. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1030 | This shoulg get their attention. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1031 | I don't know, but he says the planet is full of it. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1032 | Unfortunately, he missed the Donald Trump pinata the first time. | 1.2657 | 0.05152 | 143 | 118 | 12 | 13 |
1033 | How can you miss the world? | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1034 | He's holding it wrong. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1035 | I still feel bad about the dinosaurs. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1036 | I hear there's oil inside. | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1037 | It's full of nuts. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
1038 | He's no Obi-wan Kenobi. | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1039 | And they thought that global warming was a problem. | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1040 | Jesus, you'd think after 6,000 years he'd let someone else have a swing. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1041 | If he hits it, fly away. It is full of shit. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1042 | And God said, "wait, Christians are supporting Trump?" and asked for new alternatives to another flood. | 1.2657 | 0.04857 | 143 | 115 | 18 | 10 |
1043 | Beats global warming | 1.2657 | 0.04857 | 143 | 115 | 18 | 10 |
1044 | $5 says he hits N. Korea | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1045 | The big guy said it would be an earth shattering event. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
1046 | Can you believe he played for the Yankees for 5 seasons? | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1047 | ...and the plan is to blame this on Kevin, right? | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
1048 | Rapture? Seems it's going to be more like a rupture to me. | 1.2657 | 0.04957 | 143 | 116 | 16 | 11 |
1049 | The guy upstairs who pulls the string just laughs and laughs. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
1050 | We call it "Rapture Ball". | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
1051 | I heard his batting average is out of this world. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1052 | I hope the four horsemen remember to bring the pizza. | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1053 | You know the saying: Spare the rod, spoil the planet.' | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1054 | Apparently this is how he passed time at the EPA? | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1055 | No, this is it. Budget cutbacks. | 1.2624 | 0.04997 | 141 | 115 | 15 | 11 |
1056 | It’s been five billion years...when will he give up? | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1057 | I thought he had the whole world in his hands? | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1058 | I feel like this could last an eternity. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1059 | At this rate, it will take 7 days to break it. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1060 | The bouncy castle was booked for Eternity. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1061 | Are you sure this is how to start a Big Bang? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1062 | Trump's right: global warming isn't the real threat to the planet. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1063 | Another Flat Earth Society member? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1064 | Thank God he's not on our softball team. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1065 | We call this game 'Trumping'" | 1.2624 | 0.05097 | 141 | 116 | 13 | 12 |
1066 | This is going to piss off a lot of people! | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1067 | This is why he’s always picked last for softball. | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1068 | You can stop. They’ve got a guy down there now who tweets instead and never misses. | 1.2624 | 0.04895 | 141 | 114 | 17 | 10 |
1069 | The winner gets a face full of magma. It's so awesome. | 1.2624 | 0.04895 | 141 | 114 | 17 | 10 |
1070 | To have a real chance of cracking it, you have to hit the San Andreas Fault | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1071 | I thought we were gonna play 'Spin the Globe' instead. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1072 | Personally, I’ve always preferred Pin the Tail on Satan. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1073 | I'll mention your tetherball suggestion. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1074 | On earth, it was the umpires who were blind. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1075 | Maybe we should lose the blindfold. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1076 | This is so much more fun than the dice that the big boss plays! | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1077 | Wait until you see what comes out of this one! | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1078 | Tell me again why the blindfold is necessary? | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1079 | No good will come out of this. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1080 | Should we tell them the truth about earthquakes? | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1081 | Looks like the boss has finally had it with climate change deniers | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1082 | Hopefully, this won't take too long, last week we did Pluto. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1083 | You can have the righteous people, they stick to my dental work. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1084 | It's probably empty again; but it keeps him hoping for the best" | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1085 | Last time we played this game Trump was elected. | 1.2624 | 0.04895 | 141 | 114 | 17 | 10 |
1086 | Wait until you see who we are pinning the tail on. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1087 | Don't get too excited. Nothing good comes out of it. | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1088 | I wouldn't worry. He played for the Mets!! | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1089 | He's doing his Donald Trump impression. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1090 | Remember what he did to Pluto. | 1.2624 | 0.04107 | 141 | 107 | 31 | 3 |
1091 | We're not the better angels. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1092 | If he hits France, it's bonbons. If he hits the US, it's Skitttles. | 1.2624 | 0.04107 | 141 | 107 | 31 | 3 |
1093 | It’s hardly Earth shattering news that God loves a piñata party. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1094 | Won’t he be surprised — it’s filled with suckers. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1095 | He failed to destroy it when he was alive. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1096 | What do you think the boss has in mind with these exercises? | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
1097 | What? You thought those disasters were all natural? | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1098 | Yes, Earth, as we know it, is about to end - but what about those emails!?! | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
1099 | Who cleans up the mess after he hits it? You miss the point. He is cleaning the mess. | 1.2624 | 0.04790 | 141 | 113 | 19 | 9 |
1100 | It's how he celebrates Earth Day. | 1.2624 | 0.04895 | 141 | 114 | 17 | 10 |
1101 | This is how we do quantum indeterminacy. | 1.2624 | 0.04461 | 141 | 110 | 25 | 6 |
1102 | All I got for my birthday was this lousy robe. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | Its been 4.5 billion years, you'd think he'd give someone else a try. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1104 | We could be here forever. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1105 | They don’t really need any help. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1106 | So, this is how it ends? | 1.2609 | 0.04965 | 138 | 112 | 16 | 10 |
1107 | The last time, all we got were dinosaurs. | 1.2609 | 0.04279 | 138 | 106 | 28 | 4 |
1108 | The last time somebody actually hit it, there were dinosaurs all over the place. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1109 | We're going to need a bigger bat | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1110 | It's the only piñata we've got, let's not waste it. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1111 | After this, they will be serving cake, angel food, of course. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1112 | Make it fast. He's coming. | 1.2609 | 0.04857 | 138 | 111 | 18 | 9 |
1113 | I thought an Earth Day cake would be easier, but I couldn't find a baker. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
1114 | He's been reading Revelations again | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1115 | Wait for the look on his face when all the garbage spills out. | 1.2609 | 0.04519 | 138 | 108 | 24 | 6 |
1116 | Five more minutes and I'm going Old Testament on that thing. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1117 | This is going to make a big bang. | 1.2606 | 0.04320 | 142 | 110 | 27 | 5 |
1118 | If he only knew what he was missing. | 1.2606 | 0.04654 | 142 | 113 | 21 | 8 |
1119 | Some how I didn't picture the apocalypse playing out this way. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1120 | Gabriel is better with the horn. | 1.2574 | 0.05005 | 136 | 111 | 15 | 10 |
1121 | Swings like a cherub. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1122 | Didn’t anyone tell him it’s love that makes the world go round? | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1123 | Apparently, on the 8th day he filled it with candy. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1124 | It works better than meditation. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1125 | He looks more like a Met than an Angel. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1126 | It worked with the dinosaurs. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1127 | And they’re so worried about climate change. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1128 | Wait. Why does Comey get another swing? | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1129 | Only In New York | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1130 | Think he'll hit it before it falls apart on it's own?" | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1131 | I think he needs a bigger target. How about Jupiter? | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1132 | Ten bucks if he hits Tel Aviv. | 1.2574 | 0.04895 | 136 | 110 | 17 | 9 |
1133 | We used to have water balloon fights, but that caused a flood of complaints. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1134 | He needs to be more patient... that was high and inside. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1135 | I hope we didn’t get another empty one. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1136 | Does he realise that it's just filled with people? | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1137 | Were you praying for him to hit or miss? | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1138 | I think he'll be disappointed that it's filled with smog and outstanding debt. | 1.2574 | 0.04895 | 136 | 110 | 17 | 9 |
1139 | Get ready to scramble when all hell breaks loose. | 1.2574 | 0.04895 | 136 | 110 | 17 | 9 |
1140 | The Rapture isn't what they think it is. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1141 | It's been long enough, I think it's time we tell him to swing a bit to the left. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1142 | Okay. We’ll give you Big Bang. | 1.2574 | 0.04895 | 136 | 110 | 17 | 9 |
1143 | Funny to think they're just one swing away from Armageddon. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1144 | They don't realize that climate change is not the worst thing that can happen. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1145 | I think he gets three strikes, Father, son and, well, you know. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1146 | What are we going to do when we run out of planets? | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1147 | The last time he connected was about 65 million years ago. And we managed to convince the current inhabitants it was an asteroid. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1148 | Little does he know, there’s nothing inside but 40 lbs of plastic bags. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1149 | The lefties always have a problem with this. They are too caring. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1150 | One thing I know--the people of that planet don't need help destroying it. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1151 | And THAT is what makes the world go 'round! | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1152 | You were an Existentialist before, right? | 1.2574 | 0.04895 | 136 | 110 | 17 | 9 |
1153 | He used to work for the EPA. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1154 | Nah, this guy's been at it for years. I say global warming gets 'em first. | 1.2574 | 0.04782 | 136 | 109 | 19 | 8 |
1155 | Shoulda made it flat. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1156 | We let them get it out of their system the first few days. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1157 | I can't wait to see what's in it. | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1158 | I have a bad feeling about this! | 1.2574 | 0.04549 | 136 | 107 | 23 | 6 |
1159 | so much for omniscience. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1160 | I said it might be time to take a swing "by" Earth | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1161 | It would be apocalyptic if he were ever to hit it. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1162 | This oughta shake things up. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1163 | Last time he did this Trump got elected. | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1164 | He told us to stop. They're doing it themselves down there. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1165 | What's inside? Mostly suckers. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1166 | The Real 'Angels in the Outfield.' | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1167 | It's Trump's new reality show. | 1.2537 | 0.05046 | 134 | 110 | 14 | 10 |
1168 | I would guess it's 70% plastic & 30% styrofoam. | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
1169 | Trump makes it look so easy.... | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1170 | Tryouts to head the heavenly EPA | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1171 | It was just a trial balloon anyway | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1172 | If only they knew what a "hole in the ozone layer" actually meant. | 1.2537 | 0.04933 | 134 | 109 | 16 | 9 |
1173 | One of these days he's not gonna miss | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1174 | Do you think this is what He meant by The Piñacolypse? | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1175 | This is going to drive all the Meteorologists crazy. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1176 | ...and they worry about meteors! | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1177 | We used to take better care of it, but if THEY won't why should WE? | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1178 | The store was out of piñatas so we had to improvise | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1179 | Watch out a bunch of stupid people are about to fall out. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1180 | Good news for them is he hits like the Mets’ offense. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1181 | I just hope the prize isn't humans again. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1182 | He actually only hits it once every billion years or so. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1183 | Lord knows you put a righty batter against a left spinning earth. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1184 | This beats seeing how many can fit on the head of a pin. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1185 | You should have used Jupiter. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1186 | Knock the hell out of it. It's full of sinners! | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1187 | Wings, yes; Jedi powers, no. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1188 | He always did think he had the world on a string | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1189 | It's a metaphor. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1190 | God told him to beat the hell out of it. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1191 | Three strikes and Earth is out | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1192 | Personally, I prefer the nuclear option. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1193 | He's getting warmer. | 1.2537 | 0.04933 | 134 | 109 | 16 | 9 |
1194 | He's been at it for over four-and-a-half billion years--let's just take off the blindfold and get it over with. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1195 | Are they still down there singing He's got the whole world in His hands? | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1196 | It used to be a lot easier to hit the icecaps. | 1.2537 | 0.05046 | 134 | 110 | 14 | 10 |
1197 | That was some hit on Hawaii! | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1198 | Is this.....is this cultural appropriation? | 1.2537 | 0.04060 | 134 | 102 | 30 | 2 |
1199 | Fortunately for the Earth, he's a Baltimore Oriole. | 1.2537 | 0.04933 | 134 | 109 | 16 | 9 |
1200 | He wants to change the world. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1201 | I love these apocalypse parties. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1202 | We can't hurt it anymore then they are. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1203 | Wait, where did you hang that thing from? | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1204 | Not to worry. Other than Mike Trout, the Angels can’t hit. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1205 | The blindfold became mandatory after we lost the dinosaurs. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1206 | I'm guessing some earthly delights are inside. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1207 | Are you sure God said it was OK to do this? | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1208 | It's absolutely stuffed with garbage and ideologues | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1209 | No, Gary. The real Earth is much bigger. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1210 | Ignore the screams | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1211 | He’s got the world on a string and he still can’t see it! | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1212 | If God finds out, tell him it was Lucifer’s idea. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1213 | No one here is allergic to nuts, right? | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1214 | Ever wondered why bad things happen to good people? | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1215 | I hope that a hundred little dictators don't come falling out. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1216 | Yeesh. One of us really ought to go summon our better angels. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1217 | I just think we're better than this. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
1218 | We could be here for eternity." | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1219 | If he hits it we get stuck with Republicans. | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1220 | Prayer works, but it's all pretty random, actually. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1221 | The end is near. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1222 | Remember when Gary nailed it with a solid whack and the dinosaurs went extinct? | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1223 | It's a dramatization of human influence on earth... | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1224 | I bet two-thirds of the candy is salt water taffy. | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1225 | End of life on Earth, sure, but somebody needs to get that candy. | 1.2519 | 0.04888 | 131 | 106 | 17 | 8 |
1226 | No real need to expedite the process. Let them do it themselves. | 1.2519 | 0.05007 | 131 | 107 | 15 | 9 |
1227 | It beats watching climate change. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1228 | Your getting warm. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1229 | There ought to be a better way to earn your wings. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1230 | That’s trumps new Secretary of State ! | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1231 | His first hit was Hawaii, but it was only a crack. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1232 | and they still think it's global warming | 1.2519 | 0.04641 | 131 | 104 | 21 | 6 |
1233 | It's his birthday, The old man said give him what he wants. | 1.2519 | 0.04299 | 135 | 105 | 26 | 4 |
1234 | Our decent and honest pitches do not seem to be able to overcome the bat out of hell | 1.2500 | 0.04483 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1235 | If he connects, I’m not cleaning up the mess. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1236 | Now you know why his batting average sucked when he played for the real Angels. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1237 | The core is so hot that the candy will be gooey, I just know it. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1238 | Let's hope something good comes out of it. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1239 | A bad party's not the end of the world. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1240 | Fire and ice, earthquakes and floods—Piñata Stick of the Angels was totally off their radar. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1241 | Of course it's funny, but what if he actually hits it? | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1242 | We figured the world was going to end anyway. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1243 | So if he connects, we’re only supposed to gather up the raptured ones, right? And we let the others fall below? | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1244 | It’s only a good metaphor if he lands one. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1245 | Gabriel's batting average tanked after the Big Man got soft post-Old Testament and made him start wearing that blindfold. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1246 | This game is called "Divine Intervention" | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1247 | And yet another Secretary of State." | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1248 | They're expecting it. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1249 | So, an 'act of GOD' is not really an ACT-OF-GOD? | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1250 | My favorite is pin the tail on the comet. | 1.2462 | 0.05012 | 130 | 107 | 14 | 9 |
1251 | Yes, He did say He'd never destroy the earth again -- with a flood. But the agreement did not cover using it as a pinata! | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1252 | He missed again. Trump stays. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1253 | World peace - take a whack at it! | 1.2462 | 0.05012 | 130 | 107 | 14 | 9 |
1254 | The Master thought that one blind-folded angel couldn't mess up the world more than one egocentric world leader. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1255 | Nothing good will come out of this. | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1256 | What the hell is Donald doing now? | 1.2462 | 0.05012 | 130 | 107 | 14 | 9 |
1257 | So that's how they came up with the Big Bang Theory. | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1258 | If you think this is bad, you should see what we're doing with the real Earth. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1259 | 65 million years! He's had his turn! | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1260 | When you break it open nowadays, fracking sand goes all over the place. | 1.2462 | 0.04768 | 130 | 105 | 18 | 7 |
1261 | Trump would call this diplomacy. | 1.2462 | 0.04641 | 130 | 104 | 20 | 6 |
1262 | All I got for my birthday was Saturn Ring Toss. | 1.2462 | 0.04891 | 130 | 106 | 16 | 8 |
1263 | So much for World Peace... | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1264 | They'll never suspect it's us | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1265 | No earthly good can come of this exercise. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1266 | If filled it with thoughts and prayers. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1267 | You'd think that he could bat a thousand up here. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1268 | Yes, god is vengeful, but this guy is the worst. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1269 | You'd think after 4.5 billion years he would have hit it by now | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1270 | It’s a tradition that started with The Big Bang. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1271 | You say he was once a climate change denier? | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1272 | A world with end. Amen. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1273 | He claims it was a popular party game at the E.P.A. | 1.2441 | 0.05088 | 127 | 105 | 13 | 9 |
1274 | I mean, he's hit America like-non-stop since '17. Nobody's THAT good... | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1275 | Remember what happened to the dinosaurs the last time he actually made contact? | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1276 | Well, so much for the better angels of our nature. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1277 | Come on... no one has hit that thing in 65 million years! | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1278 | What in the world...will come out of there? | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1279 | And on the eighth day He partied. | 1.2441 | 0.05088 | 127 | 105 | 13 | 9 |
1280 | Aren’t there bedbugs on that thing? | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1281 | He told us floods hadn't "proved effective." | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1282 | The suspense is killing them. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1283 | We should stand back. It’s full of shit. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1284 | We were going to do paintball, but the old man put six days into it. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1285 | This is God's last swing at world peace. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1286 | It's filled with egocentric people. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1287 | Those damn melting ice caps are making it too slippery | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1288 | If he hits a magnitude 10, i'm getting a transfer... | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1289 | He struck out a lot during Existentialism" | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1290 | I think of it more as a coup de grace. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1291 | The last time we played this game was 65 million years ago. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1292 | That explains the reports we’ve been getting of heavy wind gusts in Chicago | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1293 | If the Earth isn't flat now, it sure will be when she's through with it! | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1294 | Doesn't he know what's in the middle of that thing? | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1295 | He’s still very bitter about the whole Trump thing. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1296 | Ten points if you hit the San Andreas. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1297 | I Dunno. I always imagined logic playing a larger part. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1298 | I understand he was with the Trump Administration. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1299 | Sorry to say, it's not love that makes the world go round. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1300 | The games were more fun when Obama was president. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1301 | It's broken already. He just can't see it. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1302 | The Daily News Cycle | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1303 | Against our better angels. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1304 | He says it's cathartic. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1305 | Looks like I'm not the only one frustrated with how things are going. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1306 | And they worry about climate change. If they only knew. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1307 | So, this is how the world ends? | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1308 | Happy Earth Day | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1309 | I’ve heard of Atlas Shrugged, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1310 | Should we tell him it's not full of candy? | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1311 | With a little divine intervention, he might hit Washington, D.C. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1312 | Rumors say this year it's full of nuts. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1313 | We always start them off in tee ball. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1314 | A pinata?! I thought He was going to use fire the next time they screwed up. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1315 | Silly me, I thought earthquakes were acts of Nature. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1316 | According to Revelations, he should have hit it by now. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1317 | Ever since November 8, 2016 he’s been getting closer and closer. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1318 | Gabriel is taking this flat earth debate a bit too far. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1319 | The candy's probably all melted anyhow. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1320 | Planet Pinata is actually the real cause of climate change. We need to leak this somehow to the White House. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1321 | He was getting bored and this definitely beats the dreidel. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | They were out of regular piñatas. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1323 | Now there's only one moon. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1324 | Of course there's no candy inside. But they're so much nicer to each other for a few weeks after one of us gets a hit. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1325 | He hits it, all “Hell” breaks loose. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1326 | When I heard "God doesn't play dice," this isn't exactly what I imagined. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1327 | Extra bonus points for hitting the San Andreas fault | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1328 | He'll never get it. We're waiting for the Big Guy. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1329 | When he taps it, and a little lava comes out like that, it makes me wonder if we should really be playing this. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1330 | He'd better hurry before it self-destructs. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1331 | No one has the heart to tell him what’s really inside. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1332 | And they think that anything they do matters. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1333 | Bet Trump destroys it before Gabe! | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1334 | We're just hastening the inevitable. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1335 | Hey, If you have a better activity until they fix the cable i'm all ears. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1336 | WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT TOOK THE RAPTURE SO LONG, IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE TERRIBLE AIM. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1337 | Copernicus wasn’t even close. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1338 | Tsunami or earthquake? | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1339 | They're used to it - call it "God's Will." | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1340 | The mortals are trashing it anyway, so why not? | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1341 | St. Peter really went with a dark theme for his party. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1342 | After the Republicans took over, they privatized the place. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1343 | It was this or Whack-A-Mole. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1344 | They had plenty of opportunity to get it right. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1345 | They say his son is now president. | 1.2441 | 0.05210 | 127 | 106 | 11 | 10 |
1346 | Trust me, you don't want what's inside it. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1347 | We'll always have Mars. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1348 | And that's how we make hurricanes. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1349 | If it doesn't stop spinning, he'll never hit it. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1350 | Looks like Uriel plays for the Mets, not the Angels. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1351 | Don't worry. They'll blame North Korea. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1352 | I hope it's filled with gummy worms. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1353 | All we know for sure is it’s not candy!! | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1354 | So .... God does have a sense of humor. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1355 | Don't expect candy anytime soon. He hasn't come close in 4 billion years. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1356 | This kind of behavior would not be acceptable in the Old Testament. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | Sometimes I can't look, either. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1358 | Hey, it's a Mexican tradition. He's only allowed to hit it south of The Wall. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1359 | He's a cinch to get sent down. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1360 | Won't they think God's angry about the gays again? | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1361 | Pyroclastic flow at Fuego? That's nothing. My welcome party caused Pangea to divide. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1362 | No candy, just magma. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1363 | I hear the Boss has $20 on the humans destroying it first. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1364 | Try to put your wings into it this time" | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1365 | Candies? Molten lava? Honestly, I don't know. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1366 | I believe I am ready now to ascend past whack-a- planet | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1367 | And that's how he broke the crust of this chocolate ball into five continents" | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1368 | I don’t care if we are angels. This company picnic stinks. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1369 | There's nothing inside. God was just done with it. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1370 | Don't get too excited. Even if he breaks it, the candy inside is over four billion years old. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1371 | He better hurry up or it's going to explode on its own. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1372 | Don’t worry, he’s had a few too many Bloody Hail Marys to actually hit it. | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1373 | We call this game "The Apocalypse." | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1374 | Where's Jesus? It's HIS birthday. | 1.2419 | 0.05040 | 124 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
1375 | For some, breaking it is therapeutic. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1376 | Nothing sweet is coming out of that. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1377 | I thought God's flood trick was more effective.... | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1378 | God wanted something quicker and more festive than global warming. | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1379 | Everything he learned about batting he got from the Mets. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1380 | Be careful what you swish for. | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1381 | If he misses it, you know who gets elected in again in 2020. | 1.2419 | 0.05168 | 124 | 103 | 12 | 9 |
1382 | El Niño is terrible at this. | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1383 | It's been over four billion years - when's it our turn? | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1384 | That's why he was never drafted | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1385 | At this rate, we'll be waiting an eternity. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1386 | If he hits this one out of the park we could have some overcrowding issues." | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1387 | So that's what causes earthquakes | 1.2419 | 0.04773 | 124 | 100 | 18 | 6 |
1388 | I miss Earth a lot, too | 1.2414 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 18 | 5 |
1389 | If you don't get it on the first few tries, the humans end up destroying it themselves. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1390 | Hark! The herald angels swing...fa la la la...la la la la... | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1391 | We don't let Lucifer play. He peeks. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1392 | There goes Geology 101. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1393 | It gives new meaning to fate, doesn't it? | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1394 | He always thinks the world revolves around him. | 1.2381 | 0.04567 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1395 | He said he wants to make Earth great again. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1396 | When we told him that Trump's in charge, he started to swing harder and more often. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1397 | I've heard some pretty crazy interpretations of Revelations over the millennia, but this one takes the cake. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1398 | That's how bad things happen to good people. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1399 | He's from the EPA. Give him time. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1400 | We told him it was Pluto. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1401 | I prefer dice. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1402 | Dont worry, they’ll blame it on global warming | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1403 | Hope it’s less messy than Uranus! | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1404 | For God so loved the world... but Fred sure doesn't. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1405 | Remember a couple of years ago when you gave them Trump? | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1406 | So far, he's 0 for 10,000,000,001 | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1407 | I don't know why he's trying so hard, I hear it's mostly water. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1408 | Is this what they call fracking? | 1.2377 | 0.05212 | 122 | 102 | 11 | 9 |
1409 | Does he have any idea that thing is full of crude oil and methane? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1410 | Just a few more whacks should get it back in orbit" he said | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1411 | The country he hits will determine who Trump tweets about tomorrow. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1412 | The last time we played this game, Michael wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1413 | Be careful, this guy always throws the bat. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1414 | Owns the cattle on a thousand hills but apparently only one party game. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1415 | I hate these Armageddon parties. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1416 | It has something to do with the next presidential election... | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1417 | Mercury must be in retrograde. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1418 | I hope he smacks the Hell out of that thing. | 1.2377 | 0.05212 | 122 | 102 | 11 | 9 |
1419 | What with the temperature and all, the candy will be all melted. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1420 | Relax. It’s just a problem-solving exercise. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1421 | I’m betting Germany. Again. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1422 | We thought this seemed like a lot more fun than just waiting around for nuclear annihilation | 1.2362 | 0.03946 | 127 | 98 | 28 | 1 |
1423 | ........and this is your Old Testament section . | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1424 | Mercury was too small, and Venus too hot. And Saturn was just all kinds of wrong. | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1425 | I tried to use a rock, but all it did was wipe out the dinosaurs. | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1426 | What should it be this time? Tidal wave? | 1.2358 | 0.04630 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1427 | Waste of energy: it'll blow up by itself soon. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1428 | sardonic angel mocking Trump’s foreign policy! | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1429 | Better to make a game out of it than watch it destroy itself on it's own. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1430 | His birthday doesn't even line up with the apocalypse | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1431 | You want climate change? I’ll show you climate change! | 1.2358 | 0.04909 | 123 | 101 | 15 | 7 |
1432 | They think it's global warming. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1433 | I don't know which is sadder, him flailing at it for the past seven hundred years, or me watching the whole time. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1434 | He still thinks the world is flat. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1435 | I'm surprised he's having such a hell of a time. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1436 | Aethelwold is the Patron Saint of the unfeasibly uncoordinated. | 1.2353 | 0.05162 | 119 | 99 | 12 | 8 |
1437 | Fire and brimstone was no fun. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1438 | So much for divine intervention. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1439 | I wonder what the flat earth crowd will think of this? | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1440 | Every rime a bell rings, an angel gets his swings. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1441 | You know this is how the dinosaurs went extinct. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1442 | I think he’s more suited for the Mets | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1443 | The doomsday’ clock is at 11:55; you’ve got five minutes to finish it off | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1444 | We replaced the flap of a butterfly's wing to send a message. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1445 | St. Louis is in a slump. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1446 | The beatings will continue until morality improves. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1447 | This is how mountains and valleys are made. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1448 | It's only a game if you believe its a game | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1449 | Don’t get your hopes up. It’s filled with coal and oil.” | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1450 | Centuries ago we did it the old way. No blindfolds. A good aim really got you hell on earth. | 1.2353 | 0.03905 | 119 | 91 | 28 | 0 |
1451 | Just candy. He's a loving God, remember? | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1452 | Cultural appropriation. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1453 | OMG! It was a ‘Big Bang’ | 1.2353 | 0.05162 | 119 | 99 | 12 | 8 |
1454 | Shoo, ozone layer...shoo! | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1455 | we're all gonna miss the Earth soon... | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1456 | He can totally see through that blindfold. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1457 | I hear Trump is doing the same thing on Earth. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1458 | We used to play ring toss with Saturn. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1459 | Remember when you said cultural appropriation wasn’t the end of the world? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1460 | I haven't the heart to tell him it's just empty inside. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1461 | Testing Testing 1, 2, 3. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1462 | Every time Trump rings that Diet Coke bell, an angel gets a swing. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1463 | How's this Big Bang for ya!? | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1464 | No ones managed to hit it in 4 billion years... | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1465 | Vlad you're next after Donald gets one more swing | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1466 | You mean He just made that part up about the battle between the good and bad angels? | 1.2353 | 0.04254 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
1467 | It's fun when the magma spills out. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1468 | Boy is he in for a surprise. If he smashes the globe, he gets to be the Angel of Death. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1469 | Someone hits it every four years at election time. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1470 | And they were worried about climate change. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1471 | Michael's left handed? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1472 | He gets another pair of wings if he can smack Washington, D.C., off the globe. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1473 | The Donald's" guardian angel- why | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1474 | Mass Extinction Events and St Matthews birthday: A Correlation. | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1475 | So, all that stuff in the Book of Revelations was really just a cover story for this little shindig? | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1476 | Back on earth, they blame global warming. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1477 | Technically, the odds for any swing connecting are the same. But he's missed now for 4 billion years. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1478 | I’d feel better about this if one of us was Mexican. | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1479 | Lucifer, you gave Samael another shot of tequila, didn’t you? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1480 | It’s pretty hard to hit only Trump with the blindfold on, but I think he’s peeking! | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1481 | He didn't care for life on Earth | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1482 | This game only really took off around November 2016 | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1483 | I'm saving myself for 'Pin The Tail on The Donald'. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1484 | You're thaying what they taught us in the fifth grade about the origin of tornados was a myth. What will a hit be? | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
1485 | Used to filled with truffles, now it's all spam. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1486 | Does it matter? The world has already gone to pieces. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1487 | Trump Towers are worth a free turn. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | On earth, this is call tectonic shift. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1489 | My bet was on Global Warming to destroy Earth. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1490 | I wanted to get one of those Trump heads, but hellzapoppin right now, and they were all sold out. | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
1491 | We can't even ACCIDENTALLY destroy Earth... | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1492 | I wonder how many hits this thing can take before it's all over. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1493 | No one can hit the screwball. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1494 | Doubt there's anything good in this one. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1495 | I hope it’s not all dinosaurs like last time. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1496 | I thought a trumpet blast would start this off. | 1.2333 | 0.04984 | 120 | 99 | 14 | 7 |
1497 | Oh right, it's hurricane season again... | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1498 | We have prayed and prayed, now we are just going to wing it. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1499 | C’mon, there are plenty of planets if we lose this one... | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
1500 | NOW can you see the problem with cultural appropriation? | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1501 | Oh. Dios. Mío. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1502 | Who the hell gave Trump wings? | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
1503 | He’s just messing with them. They don’t believe in climate change and science. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1504 | Are you sure this is the best way to deactivate Donald Trump's Twitter account?" | 1.2320 | 0.05097 | 125 | 105 | 11 | 9 |
1505 | You're only saying that because someone else is enjoying it. | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
1506 | Just one more good whack should do it. | 1.2320 | 0.04837 | 125 | 103 | 15 | 7 |
1507 | You don't want to know what it's full of. | 1.2320 | 0.04969 | 125 | 104 | 13 | 8 |
1508 | It will be tough to top those Mars candies. | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1509 | It's supposed to be random, but since November 2016 we keep whacking it in Washington DC. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1510 | He's going to be REALLY disappointed when he finds out what's inside that thing | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1511 | Gee, I wish he would hurry up. It seems like we've been waiting forever.. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1512 | I wish he would swing a little lower: Tump is in South America this week. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1513 | Last time we hit it, water went everywhere. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1514 | And they think climate change is the problem. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1515 | But I heard earth was flat. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1516 | You can read how to make one in the genesis book. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1517 | Isn't it ironic, on Earth he was a member of the Flat Earth Society. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1518 | What’s it filled with?” “Hate. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1519 | Yeah, but for my birthday He got me a gift card. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1520 | I guess God doesn’t play dice. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1521 | Until recent events, I never heard God say that she had a birthday. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1522 | He set a record for strike-outs in 2017 too. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1523 | ...But I guess the other guy has a much bigger stick, and his works! | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1524 | He knows it's filled with magma, right? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1525 | The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward justice. Soon, I hope. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1526 | He was a polluter. He'll be swinging away for eternity. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1527 | Who's minding the gates? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1528 | "In the last couple of years, he's getting closer and closer. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1529 | He was the only Leftist that's made it here so far." | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1530 | What’s “The Force”? | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1531 | What a bummer. Even up here it's a piñata instead of paintball. | 1.2308 | 0.05205 | 117 | 98 | 11 | 8 |
1532 | Every time an extraction industry CEO tithes a million bucks to the church, we take another swing. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1533 | Watch it. The last time he lost we got Trump. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1534 | End of world" delayed on more time | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1535 | We had a really fantastic meeting. A lot of progress. Really very positive. I think better than anyone could have expected. Top of the line. Really good. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1536 | Humans still think it's global warming! | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1537 | Can it get any worse? | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1538 | Ten points for Gryffindor if you hit Antarctica | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1539 | What were you expecting, charades? | 1.2308 | 0.05345 | 117 | 99 | 9 | 9 |
1540 | Well I guess you could say it isn’t ENTIRELY random. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1541 | Yeah, the big guy calls it a "siñata," thinks it's HILARIOUS. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1542 | This game's not much fun, but next we'll play "Pin the tail on Uranus." | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1543 | I thought the Apocalypse would be much more...definitive. | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1544 | Wanna go to the party in Hell? I hear they have a dunk tank. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1545 | I thought it would be nukes. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1546 | It really needs a good whack! | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1547 | So, ah, you still think this will send the message or should we try something a bit more direct... | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1548 | Of course it is a Piñata! | 1.2288 | 0.04876 | 118 | 97 | 15 | 6 |
1549 | We do this every fall. They think it’s just hurricane season. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1550 | Yeah, but this is FAKE heaven. Apparently he negotiated a deal with the devil to "take a whack at the universe." You voted for him, too? | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1551 | If you think this looks fun, wait until we pin the tail on the comet. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1552 | If it was only a game. | 1.2288 | 0.05164 | 118 | 99 | 11 | 8 |
1553 | He's going to be real disappointed when all he finds is garbage. | 1.2288 | 0.04725 | 118 | 96 | 17 | 5 |
1554 | Why are we all white? Seem like just more Pin Yadda Yadda Yadda. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1555 | It doesn't look that tough, but trust me, something that flat and spinning is hard to hit. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1556 | There’s our ringer. He was whack a mole champion three years straight. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1557 | They call them 'earth quakes' | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1558 | If he misses West Virginia do we still get the candy? | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1559 | His brother plays hockey for the Devils. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1560 | For God's sake, just adopt the designated hitter already. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1561 | If anyone asks, just blame it on San Francisco | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1562 | He's definitely not Dominican! | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1563 | I've never been to one of these. But, they say the treats are heavenly. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1564 | Lucifer, show God that you can rule Earth. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1565 | Heh, Heh - They think it's global warming | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1566 | Just be thankful you're not in hell, where you would be the piñata. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1567 | Scott Pruitt gets the last swing. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1568 | It's filled with the milky way. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1569 | time for a little tough love" | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1570 | St. Peter decided to change the stakes. Three strikes, a trap door opens, and, well, you know. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1571 | Watch, we're going to lower it so he hits Saint Ralph in the crotch. It will be great on YouTube. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1572 | We wanted a clown, but they were both in Singapore for a big meeting. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1573 | And, they still wonder what happened to the dinosaurs. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1574 | All I’m saying is I don’t want to have to pick up the pieces this time. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1575 | I just hope that it isn't full of deplorables. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1576 | This always ends badly | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1577 | Yeah, every Cinco de Mayo. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1578 | Missed again!! Doesn’t matter... they will destroy it themselves. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1579 | Should we tell him to give up? It's made of plastic and nearly impossible to break apart. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1580 | Earth is safe. He whiffed on Jupiter. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1581 | You gotta admit it's a bit more direct than climate change. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1582 | The last time he connected was Nov 2016 | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1583 | Not to worry. In life he played for the Mets. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1584 | This is so boring... All he's done is put a few holes in the ozone. | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1585 | When He's really upset, bowling. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1586 | I always said he had a limited world view!" | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1587 | It was Donald's idea. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1588 | Well, it can’t get any worse. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1589 | Thankfully, it has a flaky crust. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1590 | You swing like a girl! | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1591 | This explains Trumps foreign policy! | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1592 | I always thought there was something strange about Lucifer. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1593 | It's the President's solution to global warming. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1594 | Last time he hit it out of orbit. | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1595 | Well that shoots Newton’s theory. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1596 | What happened to our standards? Scott Pruitt in Heaven? | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1597 | That's why we call him "hurricane." | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1598 | He's been at it for a millenniums, I'm starting to suspect divine intervention. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1599 | We have to change the rules...strike "infinity" slows the game down. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1600 | It's a pretty tough nut to crack, but I heard there are internal problems weakening its structural and spiritual integrity. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1601 | Just wait until Trump gets up. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1602 | Don't blame me. I voted for pin-the-tailwind on the televangelist's private jet | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1603 | His name? Coal. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1604 | You kidding, caramels? Nuts, all nuts. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1605 | Can’t get any worse, right? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1606 | I warned him this one was already broken. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1607 | Sure, on "Earth" he was a Yankee. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1608 | My money's on Scott Pruitt over Gabriel. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1609 | Now don't hog all the thoughts & prayers this time. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1610 | As below, so above. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1611 | This is why we make him play in the outfield. | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1612 | And on the 2,198,000th day, God decided to smack them around a bit. | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1613 | I wonder what will happen when all the lava inside pours out. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1614 | It's God's way of dealing with the age of Trump! | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1615 | So this is the source of the Jet Stream. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1616 | I missed choir for this? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1617 | When he hits, yell 'big bang'! | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1618 | Are we 100% sure this isn't hell? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1619 | Next we pin the rings on Saturn. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1620 | It’s Scott Pruitt’s day off. | 1.2281 | 0.05292 | 114 | 96 | 10 | 8 |
1621 | We call it "Trump ball." | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1622 | And so that’s how we get leap years. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1623 | I asked but the guy said they discontinued Pluto | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1624 | ...We’ll see what happens. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1625 | He would've gone pro if it wasn't for the dino fiasco 243 million years ago. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1626 | Does the clown know how to get here? | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1627 | I’m guessing there’s no Smarties in there. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1628 | Didn't we just do this 65,000,000 years ago? | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1629 | I was always told thunder was God bowling. Who knew? | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1630 | 2018 World Series | 1.2281 | 0.05436 | 114 | 97 | 8 | 9 |
1631 | They’re gonna have to rewrite Revelations after my turn! | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1632 | Ready or not---here comes Armageddon" | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1633 | Trump wouldn’t miss. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1634 | He never could hit a hanging curve ... | 1.2281 | 0.04990 | 114 | 94 | 14 | 6 |
1635 | The mortals call it "Climate Change," but we're just goofing off. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1636 | This is the real cause of climate change. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1637 | We really should have made it flat. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1638 | This is a revelation. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1639 | I remember it as being a bit larger. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1640 | The President's second to last tweet. | 1.2281 | 0.05143 | 114 | 95 | 12 | 7 |
1641 | A flat piñata would’ve been ridiculous. | 1.2281 | 0.04139 | 114 | 89 | 24 | 1 |
1642 | Was it Sinatra who sang, "I've got the world on a string?" | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1643 | Paradoxically, this his how Donald Trump's Guardian Angel likes to celebrate Cinco de Mayo | 1.2281 | 0.05436 | 114 | 97 | 8 | 9 |
1644 | He saw 'Angels in the Outfield' one time too many! | 1.2261 | 0.05102 | 115 | 96 | 12 | 7 |
1645 | I know his lifelong dream was to bat for the Angels but this still seems wrong somehow. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1646 | Even with the blindfold it seems like we keep hitting Mississippi | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1647 | He’s missing on purpose...he knows about the magma. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1648 | "it's just a game they play. He used to be a TV weather man down below. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1649 | The way things are going down there, I doubt they'll even notice when he finally whacks it. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1650 | Eventually | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1651 | No need for angels in the outfield. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1652 | Found it in a box of junk out by the Big Guy's curb and thought we'd give it one last go. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1653 | Someone took "Make Earth Day pop!" way too literally. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1654 | The newbies always have trouble adjusting to the infinite dimensions beyond space and time. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1655 | The earth is safe. He could never hit the high outside curveball. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1656 | My money was on 3000 AD, but I suppose I'm not surprised | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
1657 | I have never seen Armageddon take this long before. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1658 | The game of Life. Heaven only knows what the rules are. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1659 | He keeps trying for Washington, D.C. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1660 | You know, the big man will probably not be happy with this. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1661 | Dude! You've been spinning that thing for like 4.543 billion years. Hurry it up!" | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1662 | Why not, everyone else has had a go at it! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1663 | I have mixed feelings. It’s a fun game, but it always takes him so long to make us a new one. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1664 | It’s virtual reality for flat-earthers.” | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1665 | You'd have to be a fool not to see this coming after Trump was elected. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1666 | He's quite the ArcAngel | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1667 | I never thought that evil could be explained so easily. | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
1668 | Unfortunately it’s becoming a more frequent anger management exercise. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1669 | It's mostly filled with useless plastic junk. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1670 | He couldn't hit the broad side of the solar system! | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1671 | Mooned it. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1672 | I thought we could try a fun way to beat the Hell out of it. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1673 | You know if he hits it all hell breaks loose. Last time it was hit was way back in 2016. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1674 | OSHA won't let us use fire and brimstone. | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
1675 | When it's my turn I'm gonna whack a guy in the nuts. It's gonna be hilarious watch. | 1.2232 | 0.05338 | 112 | 95 | 9 | 8 |
1676 | This would be so much easier if it was flat. | 1.2232 | 0.05338 | 112 | 95 | 9 | 8 |
1677 | I can remember when we just threw darts at a map of Russia. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1678 | Flatten it already! | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1679 | Better check the supply of wings. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1680 | In his hey day he was a world beater. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1681 | When you are a fallen angel, I guess you have a lot of pent up aggression | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1682 | Wait, what? Airheads is a candy? | 1.2232 | 0.05185 | 112 | 94 | 11 | 7 |
1683 | The boss is looking for more of a multicultural approach to the Last Days. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1684 | Twenty bucks says tsunami in South America. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1685 | Did we make sure Jesus is out of there yet? | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1686 | I wish he'd hurry up so we can sing Happy Birthday and cut the moon. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1687 | On Earth he was a bible thumper, now it's all fun and games | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1688 | If he connects, they'll believe it's an earthquake. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1689 | El Niño is way too good at this! | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1690 | They ruined us, so now we’re returning the favor. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1691 | You hear about this new 'plate tectonics' theory the humans came up with? | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1692 | My money's on a tsunami off the coast of Japan... | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1693 | Yes, this is our new foreign policy. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1694 | There has to be a more ethical way to determine who moves on to the afterlife | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1695 | He used to have the world world in his hands. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1696 | I pray no one breaks the pinata -- God knows what's in it... | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1697 | Should we tell him there’s no candy inside? | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1698 | Justice is supposed to be blind, after all! | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1699 | The better angels are over it. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1700 | Last time he hit it nothing came out, but Trump got elected. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1701 | It's a piñata and only works if you knock down the border wall. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1702 | You know Lucifer would have cracked it open on his first swing. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
1703 | They call it the Trump Doctrine. | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1704 | Blindfolded or not, he'll never hit earth with that awful grip | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1705 | I’ll be worth the sugar rush. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
1706 | His last solid hit was 66 million years ago. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1707 | I am curious to see what’s inside | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1708 | This will ruin our reputation. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
1709 | I always stand at least ten feet away. I'm a bit scared of the lava and molten rock that comes out of the bottom. And the racists. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1710 | I miss the days when they were filled with ‘Smarties’ | 1.2212 | 0.05142 | 113 | 95 | 11 | 7 |
1711 | Last time it was full of dinosaurs | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1712 | So the Rabbi says, ‘Why the long face?’... you get it? Because he’s a horse.” “Yeah... I get it. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1713 | I bet they’ll still blame Trump | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1714 | You're sure He's okay with this? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1715 | “Still...he has a heavenly swing” | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1716 | Stand back when the magma comes out. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1717 | Kingdom Come | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1718 | This should be good. We've never had a baseball player here before. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1719 | You have to admit...it's a lot quicker than climate change. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1720 | It's really just filled with hot air. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1721 | One more miss and he goes back to Limbo. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1722 | It says it right here in Leviticus: no man may come near who is lame or blind or has damaged testicles. So what do you think? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1723 | Did you hear the new Kanye album? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1724 | Maybe this will wake them up | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1725 | I see dead people. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1726 | This could take a couple billon years! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1727 | If you guys would stop beating on it, I think it might support life. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1728 | Ha! He swings like a Man! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1729 | The Pearly Gates guys are always the worst. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1730 | I heard there's bonus points for the White House. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1731 | I don't know why he bothers - he voted for Trump. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1732 | They’re all on steroids these days | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1733 | I wish we could just borrow someone from below to throw a real after-party. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | God loves party games | 1.2202 | 0.05272 | 109 | 92 | 10 | 7 |
1735 | I think we shoud've gone with pin the tail on the donkey | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1736 | I don't have the heart to tell him that it's empty. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1737 | It's filled with 72 virgins. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1738 | Even in heaven we have republicans. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1739 | This is a test. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1740 | Relax, this one has no goodies. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1741 | Not good at world peace; let’s put her in charge of the courts. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1742 | I wanted to get the Spongebob pinata. | 1.2202 | 0.05272 | 109 | 92 | 10 | 7 |
1743 | He's the American. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1744 | We are so wrong for this! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1745 | Candy? No, we're hoping for fossil fuel. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1746 | Don't worry – it's humane. They only feel a small stinging sensation. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1747 | Jupiter would have been easier | 1.2202 | 0.05430 | 109 | 93 | 8 | 8 |
1748 | Hit it hard enough and all their politicians fall out | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1749 | God, I miss steroids. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1750 | Here 'the meek shall inherit the Earth' means they all get to take a whack at it. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1751 | He got a good whack in 66 million years ago. I've got a feeling he's due for another one soon. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1752 | I wouldn't if I were you! It's full of toxic waste. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1753 | Lucifer throws some great parties, but for some reason I just don't trust the guy. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1754 | Wait. If we're in Heaven, what's that thing tied to? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1755 | I wonder who controls the string... | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1756 | This party sucks. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1757 | So, in the full-sized one that's how we're thinking the moon should work. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1758 | WOW - this isn't going to turn out good at all! | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1759 | If you cause a tsunami, you get a bonus swing. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1760 | Little do they know this is the real reason behind climate change | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1761 | He was Secretary of State. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1762 | Imagine if Mother Nature could have a swing at this. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1763 | Turnout has been poor ever since God started stuffing it with fruit snacks. | 1.2190 | 0.04276 | 105 | 83 | 21 | 1 |
1764 | So then we WERE living in a world made of papier-mâché? | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1765 | „No loss, it was infested by two-legged parasites, anyway.“ | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1766 | Shit! | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1767 | The last time someone hit it there were dinosaurs all over the place. | 1.2182 | 0.05227 | 110 | 93 | 10 | 7 |
1768 | Lucifer. Cheers him up. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1769 | You know he's peeking. Just what angels gotta do. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1770 | We could not find a Trump piñata. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1771 | So it's true, global warming isn't man made | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1772 | Why are we wasting out energy, when Trump can do it for us? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1773 | Turns out you can beat it with a stick. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1774 | At least we didn't give him matches this time. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1775 | If his aim gets better, Trump wants to hire him. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1776 | No matter how hard he hits it, nothing good comes out | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1777 | Trump and Kim think they're the ones who make the world go round. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1778 | What's next, pin the tail on Uranus? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1779 | It's just Trump swinging blindly, even up here. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1780 | We're seeing if we can destroy it before they do. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1781 | Smart cookie that Einstein. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1782 | Don't waste your energy. They will destroy themselves by ignoring climate change, or maybe something may Trump that. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1783 | It's gonna be windy, but no earthquake today | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1784 | We're just speeding things up a little. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1785 | They don't need any help to destroy the wold. There doing a good job of it all by themslves. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1786 | Should we tell him that inside it’s just a bunch of rocks? | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1787 | We've been here forever. He doesn't have the arm strength for this - all he's making it do is spin. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1788 | Gabe put the "arc" in archangel. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1789 | If it breaks into 7 billion pieces, I'm not cleaning it up. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1790 | Don't worry, the mortals are too busy fighting with each other to notice. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1791 | Sending a meteor would have been cleaner. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1792 | They have no idea how trivial they are. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1793 | He's an optimist! He thinks it's filled with sweets. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1794 | Funny, most thought it would be heralded by trumpets! | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1795 | He hasn't hit it since the Mesozoic era. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1796 | St. Francis did not sanction this spectacle, but we have an idea who did. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1797 | He's missed...what...about four and a half billion times now? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1798 | Global warming is gonna get 'em before Doug does. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1799 | We really need to cut back on the Red Bull. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1800 | A Trump Hotel in North Korea really was the last straw. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1801 | He can swing away every time Trump tells a lie. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1802 | I know God has a sick sense of humor,but this is a new low. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1803 | It seems to have become celestially repellent. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1804 | They will think it’s due to global warming. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1805 | So the crazy people are right when they say that climate change is a hoax. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1806 | Rapture, Rupture, same difference | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1807 | Why not? How could it get any worse? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1808 | Is Pruitt on deck?” “He’s on the other team | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1809 | I hope we don't get any of those shit hole countries | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1810 | We all did much better at this during the steroid era | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1811 | He hasn't yet grasped the whole non-corporeal thing. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1812 | Will we have to pick up the pieces? | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1813 | No, the Olympians play a completely different game, but the results are identical. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1814 | He was called up from the Mexican League. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1815 | God is on sabbatical | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1816 | HE BELONGS TO TRUMP'S TEAM, TASATANWHE', "TAKEASWINGATANYWHERE". | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1817 | Mother Nature sure knows how to throw a party. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1818 | I heard it's all plastic wrappers, no candy. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1819 | its a hot mess at this point | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1820 | ...and that’s how Donald Trump became President... | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1821 | I guess He's had it with them. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1822 | 'And THAT'S why he was traded to the Minors before he keeled over.' | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1823 | The count is three and two. Should Earth be concerned? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1824 | Scientists could not figure out what was causing the disappearance of the Earth’s blue whales, frogs, coke bottles, and Sweden’s berries. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1825 | The Big Bang Theory Sequel | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1826 | I'm so over earthly delights. Aren't you? | 1.2150 | 0.03990 | 107 | 84 | 23 | 0 |
1827 | I don't know about you, but I doubt there is candy inside. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1828 | It's okay, he always misses the first two swings. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1829 | He hasn't made contact since there were dinosaurs. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1830 | It’s his 3rd strike. If he misses you know where he goes. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1831 | I guess this explains Trump. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1832 | Every few million years, same old thing. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1833 | And they're afraid of asteroids! | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1834 | It’s filled with styrofoam and plastic straws. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1835 | We used to use Pluto but it was too small. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1836 | Hard to believe he batted .338 for the Reds. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1837 | When he whiffs it, it causes a typhoon. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1838 | No worries; it takes him thousands of years to hit it. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1839 | I'm not so sure there's anything good inside. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1840 | Just because we have Free Will and stick doesn't make it okay | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1841 | Lucifer and his game of New World Order. He won't let anyone else have a turn. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1842 | Guess that whole 'Nuclear Threat' thing was just another diversion. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1843 | I mean, I guess it's more fun than the flood was... | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1844 | It's nice to see Donald feels at home. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1845 | Uncover your eyes please. You always hit the poor countries. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1846 | Where's the real Batman when we need him? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1847 | No-one ever hits it, but the process releases old frustrations and bad memories | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1848 | I never noticed that Michael was a lefty. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1849 | Oh relax, that world has already been ruined. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1850 | Ut dictum est, "Close, but no cigar." | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1851 | Give 'em an earthquake! | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1852 | I 'm tired of your constant harping at me that I shouldn't be aiming for the fences and just make contact. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1853 | She often gets on, but refuses to steal. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1854 | I'm guessing it's no longer a whimper | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1855 | Do we really want earthlings here? | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1856 | It's hit or miss with this world | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1857 | God said he can take the blindfold off on Jan 20th, 2017 if he hasn't hit it by then. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1858 | He has been binge watching CNN! | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1859 | Can't wait for the delicious treats that come out of this: pollution, famine, anxiety, unvaccinated children....yum! | 1.2130 | 0.04931 | 108 | 90 | 13 | 5 |
1860 | T-ball isn't what it used to be. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1861 | Don't feel too bad - this is the least of their problems. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1862 | His anger management sessions don't seem to be helping very much. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1863 | That piñata is just a hopeless Pandora’s box | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1864 | It's O.K. They're going to die anyway. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1865 | The boss said we're done with this one. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1866 | Down there? No blindfold. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1867 | I think he's peeking and trying to hit Canada. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1868 | On mice days like this it causes an earthquake. When we play in the rain one hell of a hurricane. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1869 | I suspect it will self-destruct first. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1870 | The round ones are always full of magma. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1871 | How did we end up here? Oh He got in a war with the Canadians' . | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1872 | The way he keeps missing you'd think it really was flat. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1873 | Wait 'till she finds they're no goodies inside ... | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1874 | WING batter, batter. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1875 | I know we were told to get rid of the dinosaurs but this seems a bit childish | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1876 | Why couldn't we get a bigger target to swing at, like Jupiter? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1877 | I told you we should have used a carrot. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1878 | Come on now. You must be blind not to see what you're doing to the earth." | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1879 | The Devil is making him do it....! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1880 | Has it been 4 billion years yet? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1881 | If he breaks it in three swings or less, he has seven days to build something new. We do this when the worlds go awry. Want to try? | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1882 | The center is molten chocolate. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1883 | The climatologists here have an axe to grind. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1884 | I tried to stop him, but he really wants the candy... | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1885 | That's why he's here. Wouldn't hurt a flea. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1886 | Lucifer is really determined to bring this one down. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1887 | After Trump we pretty much gave up. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1888 | Yeah, I know this Pinata thing is not the End as described in Revelations. I think the Big Guy wants to shake up those smug Fundamentalists. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1889 | No worries. It's a Nerf ball. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1890 | I haven't tread there since November 2016. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1891 | She's definitely getting warmer. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1892 | If he hits it hard enough, can we have nice things again? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1893 | Did anyone tell him about the magma? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1894 | The darned thing is full of nuts, and whoever cracks it open is going to get all of 'em. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1895 | If he lands a hit, Saint Peter is going to be working overtime. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1896 | You didn’t know - we’ve been doing this for centuries | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1897 | Haven't they had enough? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1898 | So this is what it's like to party like it's 1999.... | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1899 | We've been whacking at it for centuries now: it's getting pretty bruised | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1900 | Avenging Angel, my ass! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1901 | God's away on business. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1902 | I heard there are fruit-loops within. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1903 | Shouldn't we warn somebody, in case he hits it? | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1904 | I'd toss whatever comes out,it's toxic. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1905 | What about free will? | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1906 | I really don't much care for the taste of lava, do you? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1907 | The last time he hit it started the whole global arming thing. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1908 | He'd be better to bunt. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1909 | Blame Canada. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1910 | You know, there's an Angel who can pitch, too. | 1.2115 | 0.05409 | 104 | 89 | 8 | 7 |
1911 | Hope for the best. When I hit it a terrible thing happened to one country’s election. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1912 | He's been listening to Carmina Burana again. O Fortuna really got to him. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1913 | The big guy said it's okay, since we can't do any more damage than they have already. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1914 | We've tried everything else. Maybe this will finally knock some sense into everyone. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1915 | With Trump in the White House and Pruit at EPA, this game just isn't as thrilling as it used to be. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1916 | Do you think now is a good time to put it in the strike zone? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1917 | This ought to settle the Hollow Earth Theory once and for all. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1918 | Could only be an improvement at this point. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1919 | There better be weed in there this time. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1920 | We're so close to cracking it | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1921 | We've been taking hits for years. They're bound to crack soon. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1922 | We planned to end it with the usual plagues, warfare, fire, et cetera. But then we had the bright idea to throw a fiesta instead! | 1.2115 | 0.05579 | 104 | 90 | 6 | 8 |
1923 | If only justice was as blind as angels playing piñata | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1924 | As I recall, he was just as bad in the 2009 World Series. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1925 | I hope Atlas doesn’t find out about this.” | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1926 | We’ll call it, Big Bang, Try Not To Screw This One Up, Two. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1927 | It’s no worse for their environment than fracking | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1928 | Ironically, he died on Earth in a piñata related accident. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1929 | I doubt there is anything good in there anyways. | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
1930 | Our GM read The Blind Side, not Moneyball. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1931 | Won’t that hurt it? No more than the humans have. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1932 | This whole Earth project’s been a swing and a miss, huh? | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1933 | Take off the blindfold and I still bet he can't even hit Jupiter. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1934 | It's a great catharsis, you should try it"" | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1935 | At this rate it'll take an eternity. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1936 | So far all he’s done is knock down a few satellites. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1937 | Acts of God aren't covered, but what about acts of angels?" | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1938 | It's Trump's primary pinata! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1939 | Well, if Michael ever does hit Earth, I expect it'll get a lot more crowded down below than here! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1940 | It's a game called Mexico's Revenge. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1941 | They feel the earth move under their feet. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1942 | HE always does this on Bing Crosby's birthday and, yes, HE's sittin' on a rainbow. What a world. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1943 | You know, I'm still trying to decide if I want him to nail the thing or not. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1944 | Remember your first marriage, Jimmy! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1945 | We take the blindfold off every time Trump speaks. | 1.2059 | 0.05457 | 102 | 88 | 7 | 7 |
1946 | Ten Bucks says it's full of nuts | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1947 | What do you mean, 'did I remember to write this in the Book of Revelations?' You were supposed to write this in the book of Revalations! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1948 | I hope he gets it on the next swing....that'll make it 2012 swings. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1949 | I thought we were guardian angels, not miracle workers. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1950 | I told Him six days always means a shoddy rush job we have to scrap. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1951 | If only getting the good stuff out of the world was that simple... | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1952 | So this is the Big Bang? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1953 | I heard it's filled with eternal hellfire. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1954 | We filled it with little sins. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1955 | I know. And they always blame Mother Nature. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1956 | It's all fun and games until a tectonic plate is hit. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1957 | Hark! We never saw the point of it. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1958 | So, wanna bet that he can do this too on blind faith? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1959 | He lets us do this whenever He's in one of His 'What have they done for Me lately?' moods. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1960 | It should come as no surprise that that thing is chock full of sinners. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1961 | Who's gonna clean it up? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1962 | That's two strikes. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1963 | Here we speak softly and carry a big stick. Down below it’s speak incoherently and carry big tariffs. | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
1964 | Apparently they call these 'shooting stars.' | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1965 | Guess He got tired of playing dice. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1966 | After this we are playing Pin the Tail on the Comet. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1967 | He's in for a surprise. Instead of candy, the middle is filled with chocolate molten lava cakes. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1968 | Throws like an angel, swings like a Met. | 1.2059 | 0.05457 | 102 | 88 | 7 | 7 |
1969 | Why the Earth spins. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | There's really not much to do around here. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1971 | I miss the world...but not by that much. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1972 | Friday's are for divine interventions. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1973 | I heard it's full of nuts. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1974 | Little do they know what is really causing all those earthquakes, they think it is the fracking. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1975 | It’s the Anthropocene. New rules went into effect. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1976 | Remeber last time Pangea broke | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1977 | I don't think we can call ourselves angels in the outfield anymore. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1978 | we're suppose to practice for some kind of apocalypse. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1979 | Yes, it's empty, but that's the point. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1980 | Three strikes and they're out. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1981 | That devil is gonna crush it. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1982 | I don't think we'll like what we find inside. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1983 | He's swinging too hard - he's going to hurt the dinosaurs. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1984 | I hear the parties downstairs are a lot more fun. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1985 | Never hit above 150 for the Mets either. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1986 | At this rate the Rapture will never come. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1987 | I can't wait for the mercury, plastics, and pcbs to cometh forth. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1988 | [God pulls up string] "You gotta be quicker than that..." | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1989 | Maybe we should remove the mask. | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
1990 | Well, when people don’t repent we destroy their world by using it as a pinata | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
1991 | Thinks it is better now before Trump destroys it. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1992 | Are you sure this planet is void and empty? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1993 | We haze in heaven? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1994 | Not to worry, he has trouble with the curve. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1995 | This is way more fun than the flood option. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1996 | I mean, how blessed can he be? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1997 | Hit Mexico for another life. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1998 | He's getting closer. Are you sure the Old Man will pull it out of the way? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1999 | This hits for Trump | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2000 | O guess it can't be any worse than what they do themselves down there. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2001 | A swing and a miss! A good day for Earth! Not so much for Michael's chances of getting on the team. | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
2002 | He’s a switch hitter. Does cyclones and hurricanes. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2003 | No! There are no candies, why do you ask? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2004 | I know, Armageddon. Ironic. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2005 | We are definitely _not_ the better angels. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2006 | THE WAY THE WORLD IS GOING IT IS ALL HIT AND MISS ANYWAY ! | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2007 | I think he needs to be sent down for more training | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2008 | I heard that there are some living things on it. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2009 | Don't you think he should stop hitting America? They've suffered enough already. | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
2010 | If he makes contact we're talking Revelations... | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2011 | Dibs on the Swedish fish. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2012 | The Republicans like Pin the Tail on the Donkey. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2013 | Not to worry. It's on self-destruct mode. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2014 | It was either this or “pin the tail on Halley’s comet”. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2015 | The Angels take a lead in the Other-World Series | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2016 | St. Peter made sure the Flat Earthers could play shuffleboard. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2017 | It doesn't matter if he actually hits it this time. Earth is done for either way. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2018 | I couldn't find a flat one. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2019 | Like humans treat it any better" | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2020 | Don’t get too close. It’s filled with molten rock. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2021 | Even here...still cannot hit the broad side of a barn | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2022 | We really should come up with a new game. Every time we play this one we get blamed for earthquakes and tidal waves. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2023 | And that's how earthquakes are created. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2024 | What's the point? Any minute now it's going to fall apart anyway. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2025 | Do we have a moral obligation to let the inhabitants know about our piñata finals? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2026 | Do the care labels for our robes mention 10,000 degree molten iron?" | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2027 | Who asked for a do-over? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2028 | I'd say people are destroying it without our help. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2029 | You know who’s awesome at this? Donald Trump. | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
2030 | Be patient. He was good at smashing pumpkins. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2031 | Is this really the best way to cause the next mass extinction? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2032 | If he hits it, don’t you worry about another Mueller investigation? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2033 | He’d better hit if before it explodes on its own. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | I would call it 'The shot heard around the World,' but I think it has already been used | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2035 | He was once an Angels' hitter | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | "Once he works out the mechanics of his swing, climate change will look like nothing." | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2037 | So, Gabriel couldn't find his horn? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2038 | Don’t worry, he’s only going to hit Canada. | 1.2039 | 0.05407 | 103 | 89 | 7 | 7 |
2039 | I didn't know in heaven I'd have a birthday party. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2040 | Stop hitting the poor countries! | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2041 | Next time, let’s get the Pluto one. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2042 | Last time we played, all the dinosaurs fell out. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2043 | I thought Armageddon would play out differently. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2044 | Normally we just play musical chairs, but this seemed more fitting. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2045 | Extra points for hitting Washington, DC. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2046 | 'We sent that Trump guy down to earth to practice.' | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2047 | i don't know man who gives a fuck | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2048 | One more hit to Hawaii and we'll get to see the gooey center | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2049 | I wonder if they know this is how earthquakes happen? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2050 | Luckily Mr. Trump is ineligible as he has been banished to hell. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2051 | I think he forgotten that it's tilted 23.4 degrees on its axis... | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2052 | Although he thinks he’s Babe Ruth, I’m glad to report he’s really Donald Trump. | 1.2039 | 0.05407 | 103 | 89 | 7 | 7 |
2053 | If he misses one more time, we’ll use Jupiter. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2054 | It’s all landfill. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2055 | So it was The Boss’ idea, not the Russians’ to get him elected?! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2056 | Gabriel's aim is awful. We could be here forever. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2057 | Frank Sinatra, right? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2058 | Joke's on him, this one's filled with dirt. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2059 | He better not get this *and* the new harp. | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
2060 | That's God's Piñata pitch, nobody can hit it. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
2061 | All Hell may break loose, but it'll be worth it...I'm for the chewy magma center. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2062 | I heard Hell got a magician. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2063 | She trusts her instincts. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2064 | To think Shakespeare got so close | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2065 | U.S.foreign policy | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2066 | So this, this is the meaning of life. Well, that's just great! | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
2067 | They’ll think it’s an asteroid. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | I think we have a better chance with the Big Bang approach | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2069 | One that breaks open it’ll be a whole new world. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2070 | Ugh, I bet you it's filled with doves again this year. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
2071 | He may have the world on a string, but he swings like my nana. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2072 | Wait till he finds out all that's left are a few lumps of coal and a $43,000 sound proof phone booth. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2073 | God bless Earth Day. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2074 | I think we should go back to hitting Uranus. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2075 | See? If the Earth was flat where would the candy go? | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2076 | After us, the Better Angels are up again, but we’re way ahead. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2077 | This supposedly is a proof of free will. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2078 | I've been banned since I wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2079 | This oughta show those flat-earthers. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2080 | I don't know about you, but I'm finding this to be more Trump's version of heaven than mine. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2081 | If he misses again, the world certainly won't end with a bang but with a whimper. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2082 | Not everyone's cut out for Avenging Angel status. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2083 | The Angels gave him his wings prior to spring training. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2084 | If he hits,we'll have a lot more angels up here | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2085 | Trump’s version of a very wonderful and beautiful Mexican birthday party in heaven. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2086 | I hate this “archangels go first” rule | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2087 | Don't worry! It won't get crowded up here when he breaks it. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2088 | HA! There's a strong breeze over the pacific. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2089 | He's going to be so disappointed. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2090 | When she gets a good hit, all the lava comes flowing out. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2091 | He wanted to go out with a bang, not a whimper. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2092 | Told you not to worry about global warming. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2093 | The word on the street is it's rigged, he sees through the blindfold and tariffs will be the least of Canada's problems. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2094 | I mean, come on! How many chances does he get? | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2095 | It appears we're giving up on our mission to save the world | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2096 | Yeah, it's kinda mean but it's kinda fun too. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2097 | This one's more fragile than it looks. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2098 | I'm not sure how many more direct hits it can take! | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2099 | He's the Angel of Global Warming, and he never misses twice. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2100 | After they took away Pluto, this is the only way we could keep the game going. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2101 | This looks bad. Shouldn't the horn section be tuning up? | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
2102 | God believes this provides better odds than the way the Earth is being cared for now. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2103 | We used to block out countries for salvation - but not anymore. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2104 | He can stop. The president will do it. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2105 | I don't think this is what Teddy Roosevelt had in mind. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2106 | ...if he hits New Jersey Jimmy Hoffa will fall out... | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2107 | In heaven as it is on earth,,,, | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2108 | So, what do you think, hit or miss or doing the Lord's work? | 1.2020 | 0.05557 | 99 | 86 | 6 | 7 |
2109 | There goes the neighborhood. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2110 | I’ve heard nothing good could come out of this! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2111 | First thee get their attention. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2112 | Gabriel likes to mix it up sometimes. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2113 | One thing I know, it's not filled with candy. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2114 | They think the shaking is from some shifting plates. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2115 | He was Trump's EPA chief,the pi | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2116 | Could it be the Big Bang in reverse? | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2117 | Don’t look so glum. There are plenty of other hospitable planets in the universe. Plus this one is doesn’t believe in global warming. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2118 | He'll never hit it if it keeps rotating like that. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2119 | It’s a earth-wide eviction notice . He claims to be Fred Trump, but we know that has to be a lie. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2120 | Well, it's really more like "wack-a-mole" | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2121 | The big stick I understand, but what happened to speaking softly? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | I told you we should have voted. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2123 | It's not as fun without Lucifer here | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2124 | This just wouldn't work as well if it was flat. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2125 | Do we even know what's in there? | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2126 | Doesn't he know it's going to destroy itself in a couple millennia anyways? | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2127 | The boss is unhappy with Trump. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2128 | are you sure this is the right piñata? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2129 | Why bother? They've already mined all the candy out of it. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2130 | Three strikes send you back. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2131 | Oh relax and enjoy the party. How can this be worse than what they’re doing to it? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2132 | Pray he doesn't hit North Korea. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2133 | Must be a bithday. The line is unbelievable on Cinco de Mayo. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2134 | 'You know, down there they call him the moon' | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2135 | Aw, why does he get to start the rapture? | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2136 | Really, the killer asteroid we used last time showed some class. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2137 | He's got the whole world in his hands. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | It's empty. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2139 | It has to be at least a Richter 9.2 to fracture the Earth's crust. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2140 | Wait, but won't lava come out? | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2141 | Don't look so surprised Macron, Merkel tried to tell you. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2142 | He was never very good at Earthly endeavors! | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2143 | The Boss decided that 'ending with a whimper' wasn't an option. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2144 | That was a hurricane. Only the hits register on the Richter scale. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2145 | This is Global Whiffing. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2146 | I thought Trump and Scott Pruitt were taking care of this. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2147 | Dude, this angel dust is the bomb | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2148 | The Broadway adaptation of Angels in the Outfield continues through June 26. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2149 | Michael doesn't think they're getting the message. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2150 | A holy catharsis. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2151 | Wait until God hears about this earth shattering news. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2152 | It’s full of angst. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2153 | It will be a miracle if he hits it. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2154 | Give him time, he just got called up | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2155 | Now I know why they put the angels in the outfield. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2156 | He knows there isn't candy in there, right? | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2157 | Well, if it is some kind of test... I think we're about to fail with flying colors. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2158 | Not to worry! He pitched in the American League. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2159 | I like to watch the ants fall off | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2160 | He's not nearly as effective as Trump's turn at the G7 summit. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2161 | Aim for the ozone--they'll never notice! | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2162 | Really in the mood for some fine chocolates-- I'm aiming for Belgium | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2163 | Ya le diste una! ya le diste dos! ya le diste tres!…y tu tiempo se acabo!!” | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
2164 | Imagine if humanity knew what really killed the dinosaurs. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2165 | They think they're tracking an asteroid. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2166 | There isn't enough candy in the world to make this worth it! | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2167 | We 're playing the Canadian version. The candy doesn't come out unless you hit D.C. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2168 | He used to be a member of Congress. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2169 | Because if you get the moon on the first swing you’re allowed to go again | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2170 | The Mass Extinction party theme is so played out. | 1.2020 | 0.05368 | 99 | 85 | 8 | 6 |
2171 | Get ready for the apocalypse - Hank Aaron's batting clean up. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2172 | Jupiter's easier. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2173 | They say in Hell, you don’t even wear the blindfold... | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2174 | He played for the Orioles. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2175 | He’s been connecting pretty regularly lately. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2176 | And.........this is how He keeps the world spinning? | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2177 | I know it's just a bit of fun, but I don't feel like it gels with what we're about here. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | He may play for the angels, but he swings like a Met! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | She just thinks she's got the world on a string | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2180 | Apparently, the humans are not messing up the planet fast enough for our Angel Brother's taste. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2181 | He's just bashing globalism again. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2182 | I'm getting a little nervous. I still have family there. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2183 | He is trying to spank trump | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2184 | Winner gets to pick the next plague! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2185 | Blindfold, shmeinfold. He's still dangerous. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2186 | I'm not sure what I thought the End of Days would be like, but it wasn't this. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2187 | Angel Trump continues to miss but calls it fake news. | 1.1959 | 0.05607 | 97 | 85 | 5 | 7 |
2188 | Who invited Global Warming to the party? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2189 | And you thought climate change was an imminent threat! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2190 | He just whacked Hawaii | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2191 | He's going for the Sixth Extinction. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2192 | It's not a matter of if... it's a matter of when. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2193 | This isn't bad, they use the sun in hell. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2194 | It's anger management. He was a better angel in the Lincoln administration. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2195 | He was big talk after Jupiter. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2196 | The Big Man couldn't quite nail it, so he decided to let us have a few swings at it. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2197 | It can't hurt. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2198 | Is the Apocholypse, or just global whaamin? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2199 | Well, for us it's lots of fun; they call it climate change. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2200 | We're taking turns playing Apocalypse. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2201 | This is how we play God! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2202 | Do you suppose this is part of God’s plan? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2203 | Its your turn to intervene | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2204 | He was not much better at T-ball. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2205 | A split just opened on Hawaii. It should come apart with the next good hit." | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2206 | What on earth? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2207 | Hank, I have to go, and I'm taking my smoke machine. Don't call me. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2208 | God's got the world on a string sittin' on a rainbow. He'll never hit it... | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2209 | Think Trump and swing! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2210 | It's really a hit or miss type of deal. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2211 | Apparently the prize motivates him, but he really needs to learn to care more about the welfare of others. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2212 | One strike and they're out. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2213 | Yeah, he made it, but sometimes God's strange moods just tick me off. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2214 | Too bad there's no candy inside. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2215 | It’s Kim’s turn now, Donnie. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2216 | It's never gonna happen, he's with the LA Dodgers. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2217 | Apocalypse when? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2218 | Cinco de Mayo was never this much fun! | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2219 | Rumor has it that it was those tweets about Mexico that drove Her over the edge | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2220 | Yeah, I'm with you, a bit overeager. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2221 | Maybe that's where our haloes are. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2222 | He has been doing this since the election. He thinks he doing the world a favor. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2223 | It's only a matter of time now. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2224 | Is that the one made out of cheese? | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2225 | Well, the world's already going to Hell. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2226 | Hoping he'll knock the Devil out of it! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2227 | He is experimenting with new ways of celebrating Earth Day. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2228 | Yes, Mr. President, you need to keep the mask on! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2229 | Watch out; remember what happened last Election Night! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2230 | Well, if bats come flying out, a lot will be explained. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2231 | Just wait until it's El Nino's turn! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2232 | I told the boss it was a bad idea to give the job to one of our better angels. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2233 | I hate Cinco de Gaia. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2234 | I heard Dennis got Jupiter for his party | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2235 | And God said, “Let there be candy.” | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2236 | Between you and me, I'm glad Gabe keeps missing. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2237 | Well, since it's ruined anyway... | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2238 | It's the only thing that planet is good for anymore. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2239 | We've got to send him back down. He's just not ready for the Majors. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2240 | Call him off. They're destroying it themselves. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2241 | In the Old Testament days He hadn't yet thought of the blindfold. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2242 | I know the earth is filled with the goodness of the Lord, but just once I'd love some gum. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2243 | The Flying Spaghetti Monster wouldn't have missed... | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2244 | I'm hoping for pennies from heaven. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2245 | Next we'll play pin the tail on the world leader. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2246 | This will really be the big bang! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2247 | Why do think we all keep missing it? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2248 | Very rarely does someone connect. I believe the last time we had some dinosaurs go extinct. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2249 | Be best. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2250 | Surely it can't make things any worse. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2251 | Don’t tell the big guy we’re doing this again. He’s still angry about Gondwanaland. | 1.1959 | 0.05607 | 97 | 85 | 5 | 7 |
2252 | It's gonna blow up anyway. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2253 | Heads up, Mars! He really got ahold of the moon on that one. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2254 | I miss the world, too. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2255 | I still say is cultural appropriation. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2256 | At least we tried. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2257 | At least he's not fracking. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2258 | He thinks of it as a couple swings, but it's four years down there | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2259 | Does anyone actually eat the magma inside? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2260 | I don't think this is what Sinatra was singing about. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2261 | I hate when all the sin spills out. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2262 | A lot of hot air and greenhouse gases we expect | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2263 | OK, Now try to hit something other than Kilauea | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2264 | Strike three. Another eon! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2265 | And they say love make the world go round. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | Mickey actually missed more than he hit. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2267 | They say he played for the Mets. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2268 | Can it, here comes Jesus! | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2269 | Hit Switzerland and we get chocolate! China and we get rice... | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2270 | Is it Christmas already ? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2271 | This wills settle that flat Earth issue. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2272 | They ignored their better angels. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2273 | Do you remember Pandora's last party? | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2274 | He delegates Acts of God to us. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2275 | Justice is blind, particularly if your global peace pinata is fake! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2276 | Finally, a GOOD compromise! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2277 | Not to be unkind, but we should hope he's a no-hitter. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2278 | I think that's the new, "extreme " version of Brexit. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2279 | It's my fault. He's been whiffing ever since I suggested he choke up on the bat. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2280 | They'll call it a Madden-Julian oscillation; I say it's a whiff. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2281 | With any luck, we'll make it flat again. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2282 | It's always mostly insects. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2283 | We may as well have a party and enjoy it before it goes bad. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2284 | I actually heard some guy say that God does not play dice with the Universe. Wonder what he would think about this? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2285 | And they still think it’s climate change. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2286 | Apparently he struck out a lot with the Anaheim team, also. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2287 | They say the immigration lottery is even harder | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2288 | Reminds me of Trump somehow. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2289 | I got it on sale. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2290 | The winner doesn’t have to return. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2291 | He missed North Korea | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2292 | I had something else in mind when John's invitation promised we'd "journey to the center of the Earth ". | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2293 | They need disasters from time to time to keep them on their toes | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2294 | Do you think Phil knows his boy is still down there? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2295 | Don't worry about the giant lizards. They'll be fine. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2296 | Waste of time. It's empty. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2297 | This is part of the new anger management program. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2298 | It’s a new technique from his anger-management group. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2299 | I hear say that it is filled with plastic. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2300 | Swing low, Sweet Chariot | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2301 | I always wondered what caused earthquakes. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2302 | MEGA. Make Earth Great Again | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2303 | Do we have enough wings for another eight billion? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2304 | He's just going to get lava everywhere | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2305 | I hope he doesn't hit the Yucatan Peninsula again. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2306 | He hasn't hit a lick since Bryce Harper went on the DL. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2307 | His last swing was an almost-miss; the bat barely brushed Kilauea. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2308 | This is what happens when Earth Day gets confused with Birthday. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2309 | That's one way to hasten Armageddon." | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2310 | Ariel's pretty uncoordinated. The last time he connected was in the Cretaceous | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2311 | And they worry about global warming...! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2312 | You've heard of the blind watchmaker? This is his evil twin. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2313 | He sunk all his money into TWA. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2314 | And he wanted us to call him Gabe Ruth? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2315 | Did you see that? She winked at me. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | This used to seem like the dumbest thing you could do. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2317 | Aren't we supposed to do this AFTER the Rapture? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2318 | He doesn't play dice with the universe, but... | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2319 | The last planet he whacked turned out to be Pluto and that didn't end well. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2320 | I think I am right in saying the left hand on top doesn't work. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2321 | At least this is more fair than the dart board. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2322 | Welcome to the world opener series. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2323 | Don't you think Babe's had enough swings for one year? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2324 | Hah, they’re blaming Russia down there... | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2325 | Worst New Year's party, ever. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2326 | Major League career my ass! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2327 | He just hit Hawaii and Guatemala. Personally, I'm aiming for the White House." | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2328 | God knows what on Earth will happen! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2329 | After Gabriel crushes the Earth, let's go back to my place so I can tear up Uranus. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2330 | It'll give 'all hell breaking loose' a new meaning. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2331 | It's only a matter of time. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2332 | Creationists' Outer Spiral Arm Concept Drawing | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2333 | Hades is just dying to play! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2334 | Let's give him another chance. We could all use a do-over. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2335 | He’s been at it for 4.543 billion years | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2336 | They're so quaint, they have an entire religion called "plate tectonics." | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2337 | They put all the best candy in Saturn. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2338 | That is quite a trick to play on a guardian angel... | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | He's been at it for years, yet all he's doing is making for stronger winds | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2340 | It ain't over till it's over. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2341 | I hope he doesn't burst China. I can't digest counterfeit candy. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2342 | It's Pinata Therapy for people who had bad experiences on earth. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2343 | He can finally have an impact on the world | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2344 | Wait until God finds out he's got the world on a string! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2345 | He sits on the president’s shoulder. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2346 | i just hope Ted Williams does not hear about this | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2347 | When it's time for the annual softball tournament,we're gonna need our better angels. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2348 | And Earth thought hurricanes were an act of God. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2349 | The World is going to Hell! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2350 | Did someone open the sixth seal? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2351 | This is really how Earth ends, but my agent was right: the Four Horsemen version IS a huge best-seller. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | Last good hit got rid of the dinosaurs. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | I wouldn't brag, you only had to hit Jupiter. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2354 | He can't hit here any better than when he was on the Mets. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2355 | Sure, he missed the Earth but he hammered that moon into orbit. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2356 | I think it's time to take off the blindfold. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2357 | In the old days, we didn't have to wear the blindfold. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | Last time the dinosaurs died. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2359 | No wonder my brother down on earth has migraines. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2360 | Can you believe people on Earth blame "fracking" for the rise in earthquakes. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | I don’t think that what he meant by “Why don’t you take a swing at it for a change.” | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2362 | Scientists who insisted that climate change was caused by human activity go absolutely nuts when they see this. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2363 | This might hurt. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2364 | Dude has zero chance of being signed by the Anaheim Archangels." | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2365 | 'The last time he did this Trump was elected President!' | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2366 | How do you think we got rid of the dinosaurs? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2367 | Shouldn’t we tell him that’s not the piñata? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2368 | Your best bet is on America. I think I see a split forming. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2369 | I was led to believe that the recreational activities offered here would be music and song. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2370 | Rock candy. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2371 | It wouldn't be as much fun if the Earth was flat. | 1.1959 | 0.05412 | 97 | 84 | 7 | 6 |
2372 | I've heard that the candy is out of this world. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2373 | The Devil is batting over .400 | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2374 | You have to hit it once every 24 hours to keep it turning, even if blindfolded. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2375 | He always dreamed he was in the World Series" | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2376 | And he thought the world was flat! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2377 | Too bad it's not real. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2378 | Ever hear the song "He's got the whole world in his hands" ? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2379 | First the dinosaurs... Now humans?! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2380 | There goes Michael: still trying to knock the hell out of it. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2381 | Given all that has gone on recently, the planet could use a good whack.” | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2382 | It's exciting -- at any moment Trump's antics could change the trajectory. | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2383 | Who says God doesn't play dice with the universe. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2384 | So that’s how the world goes ‘round. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2385 | Brad, it's your 4.543 billionth birthday, can we try something new for a change? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2386 | There are subtler ways... | 1.1939 | 0.05361 | 98 | 85 | 7 | 6 |
2387 | I wish the Boss had more of an actual plan. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | Well he's definitely no Donald Trump | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2389 | With Pluto gone, this is the next logical choice. | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2390 | Try to hit it on North Korea so all the minerals will fall out... | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2391 | If it's candy in there, I call dibs on the Milky Ways and Mars Bars. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2392 | I can't stand spiritual appropriation! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2393 | This is the Day of Judgement. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2394 | None of the good hitters can get up here. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2395 | That’s strike #665. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2396 | No worry. He's only trying to destroy it out of love. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2397 | Silly humans, they think chaos is caused by a Trump tweet. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2398 | And for all those years I thought the world revolved around me. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2399 | Next we'll choose their president by pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2400 | It's full of starving children. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2401 | He's still trying to make the Yankees. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2402 | And they thought climate change would be their demise. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2403 | It can't be Ted Williams. He's still on ice. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2404 | Angels at play JUST BEFORE the dinosaurs went away. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2405 | The President wants to make sure Mexico knows he is very serious about cancelling NAFTA. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2406 | We don't play dice with the world. That was before Trump. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2407 | It's a flat-earther birthday party. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2408 | ‘Cause we couldn’t get enough candy in the flat one. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2409 | Do you suppose he has no idea there are no bleachers up here? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2410 | Well, so much for my geology degree. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2411 | Well, he did hit Kilauea last time. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2412 | Last year we used Pluto. Took him three hours. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2413 | He does this every time he sees a new Star Wars movie. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2414 | After doing this for eternity, you'd think he'd be better at it. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2415 | A blind angel can beat a sighted devil any day. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2416 | It is part of our new diversity sensitivity program in response to the Trump immigration doctrine" | 1.1915 | 0.05511 | 94 | 82 | 6 | 6 |
2417 | Iiiit's a Wing and a Miss! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2418 | This got a lot less fun after 2016 | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2419 | Batta, batta, batta, batta, batta. Sa-WING, batta !!! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2420 | It's only a papier-mâché world, hanging over a cardboard sea. | 1.1915 | 0.05511 | 94 | 82 | 6 | 6 |
2421 | The seam in North Korea is the trick. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2422 | Is this racist? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2423 | Sing faster, its been his turn since last January! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2424 | If the earth was flat, how could we fit all the candy inside? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2425 | If he makes good contact...California’s history... | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2426 | He works for Scott Pruitt. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2427 | It's inhabitants are making it competitive, but I think we'll destroy it first. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2428 | Head of a "pin" or "piñata"? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2429 | He's convinced he can turn back time. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2430 | He just found out the wife remarried. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | Turns out God does play dice with the Universe | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2432 | The winner gets Mars | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2433 | For some reason, they're worried about trumpets blowing and 'seals' breaking. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2434 | And then, there was darkness. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2435 | I liked pin the tail on Venus better. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2436 | Now I see how the Los Angeles Angels got their name" | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2437 | At the very least, expect an earthquake. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2438 | He's got the whole world in his hands, everybody.. he's got the whole world in his hands. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2439 | Swing hard! The president's up next. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2440 | Just wait till Trump gets here. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2441 | Maybe it's filled with kinky stuff? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2442 | This is why they're so damned fired up to get to Mars? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2443 | And to think some believe climate change is the biggest threat to the earth's future. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2444 | The game got a lot better when we started filling it with infinite gratification. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2445 | Oh God, he's going to be pissed when he finds out we forgot the Jujubes. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2446 | Last time we got dinosaurs... | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2447 | No one swings like Sinatra. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2448 | I thought you said he played for the Yankees." | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2449 | The Mexican angels complained about cultural appropriation. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2450 | Wow, has he really hit D.C. each time? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2451 | Piñatarmageddearth Day | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2452 | Okay, so he hits it, so who is the lucky one to gets tell God? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2453 | Lucifer's gonna fall if he keeps swinging like that | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2454 | It's a perk of being a Horseman of the Apocalypse, but it's a bit too on-the-nose for me. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2455 | I wish Napolean Dynamite were here. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2456 | I'm so relieved. They're starting to go bad. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2457 | Looks like he’s still holding a grudge! | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2458 | Looks like the editors of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest are trying to find a funny caption. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2459 | If he hits, we're gonna be mobbed. | 1.1895 | 0.04802 | 95 | 80 | 12 | 3 |
2460 | Next year, let's play pin the tail on Jupiter | 1.1895 | 0.05247 | 95 | 82 | 8 | 5 |
2461 | Michael always was a bully. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2462 | It looks like a piñata, but it works like a voodoo doll. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2463 | Oh, shit! That's strike three! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2464 | I think he learned it from his trip south of the border. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2465 | The Rapture just isn’t bringing us the talent we thought it would . | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2466 | The last time we had a piñata, it was full of dinosaurs. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2467 | God throws the worst birthday parties. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | No, there's nothing inside | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2469 | You think we've had too many birthdays recently? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2470 | In human time, each swing is the length of a presidential term. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2471 | michael-avenatti-anthony-saramucci-donald-trump-michael-cohen-stephen-colbert-late-show-video- | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2472 | Hard to say which is the bigger miracle that he keeps missing or that humans haven't completely destroyed it yet either. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2473 | Ok, but I’m taking it down in 2020 | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2474 | The new guy is Donald, and he took to the world piñata game instinctively. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2475 | This isn’t how I pictured global denuclearization would happen | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | He struggled in Little Angel League, too | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2477 | Apostle Paul's idea? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | Don't call it a comeback. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2479 | He thinks he can stand in the middle of Heaven, do this, and not lose his wings. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2480 | He misses maybe once in five billion years. Watch what happens next. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2481 | If we're the better angels, what does it say about their nature. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2482 | And on the 8th day,” am I right? Want more punch | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2483 | It’s just filled with used plastic bags. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2484 | Tsunamis don't count. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2485 | And here we have the Mexican-themed recreation room. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | And yet he looks down on us, as if he's a "better" angel. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2487 | We only play this when they predict the end of the world. He missed in 2012. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | He mastered pin the tail on the donkey so now he thinks he can conquer the world. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2489 | It's about time, isn't it? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2490 | I love that chewy iron-nickel center. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2491 | He thinks that piñata contains a heavenly solution to their troubles. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2492 | Nice shot Gabriel! You got Africa again! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2493 | I hope we get dinosaurs like last time. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2494 | Fake Swing! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2495 | I believe that's what they call Percussive Maintenance. | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2496 | You-know-who doesn't find this amusing. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2497 | It was either this or cornhole. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | Remember that time he nicked it and all the dinosaurs died? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2499 | You said there'd be nachos. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2500 | NASA tracks our stick as a Near Earth Object. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2501 | It's a little game we call Armageddon.” | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2502 | All of us will get a turn. These plastic coated ones are tough. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2503 | If he makes contact that will be seven more days of work for us! | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2504 | He still thinks that it's all about him' | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2505 | Don’t get too excited, this one’s only filled with nuts | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2506 | I'm glad he missed. All that animosity in the Western Hemisphere might be contagious. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2507 | I hear he came close a few millennia ago. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2508 | I guess we're just here to pick up the pieces. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2509 | He poopooed the analytics, failing to recognize that the earths gravitational forces require an adjustment to his normal uppercut swing. | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2510 | You know that’s not a piñata! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2511 | I told him not to bat cross-handed, for God's sake. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2512 | He was a solid hitter for the Los Angeles Angels! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2513 | This is why the Earth's round. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2514 | Last time? Hit Hawaii's sweet spot. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2515 | Well, SOMEBODY thought he was good. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2516 | Here I thought this was going to be “the end of the world as we know it”, but the good news is “I feel fine...” | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2517 | Frankly, I don't think Casey could hit it without the blindfold" | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2518 | It's a good thing we do this only once an eon. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | Where did they find a tree big enough to hold it? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2520 | It's no fun any more since they made the treats inside non-GMO, gluten and dairy free. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2521 | His name's Dave Kingman. Used to play for the Mets. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2522 | He used to let us hit it without the blindfold, but lately He seems to be feeling sorry for it. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2523 | It's been 4 billion years...you think he would have hit it by now! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2524 | Reminds Me of an Angels vs Dodgers Game I Saw Once. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2525 | I heard that if he hits it open, hopelessness and mass destruction come out. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2526 | Aren't we a little old for this? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2527 | Since we all know how this is going to end, why do we keep doing it? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2528 | We could remove the blindfold and he would still miss the point. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2529 | They say his name is Lucifer, and he brought the bat from a place called "Hell." | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2530 | Atlas shrugged off the catcher | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2531 | So heaven is just a metaphor after all. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2532 | Take it from me - don’t eat the candy that falls out. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2533 | It seems so small now | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2534 | This was more fun when there were dinosaurs. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2535 | This is how he picks which friends to embargo | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2536 | I'd still say let's Mueller finish before we go global | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2537 | Values?,.,,Just imagine it's Trump's head. | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2538 | The boss said, 'Just don't think you'll get a swipe at the real thing.' | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2539 | It maybe funny now, but wait till the boss comes back. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2540 | After all that, I'm curious to see what's inside. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2541 | It's no worse than what humans have done to it. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2542 | He can't hit Trump's curve balls. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2543 | We'll break it eventually. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | I wonder how the "Flat Earth" folks will compensate. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2545 | He only has until it blows itself up. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2546 | I always thought money made the world go 'round. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2547 | If he's always that bad, Adam and Eve probably could have stayed in the Garden without fear. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2548 | No wonder they can't predict the rapture | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2549 | Yeah, there could be some unseen consequences, but it's a downer to bring that up about at a birthday party. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2550 | It’s called an earthquake. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2551 | After it cracks open, candy will fall out, and we’ll race to get as much candy as we can. But, I’ll collect more candy than you. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2552 | The idea that Earth spins around the Sun was batted around well before Copernicus. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2553 | I hear they call this a Piñata down there and it's full of candy. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2554 | Your turn, Donald | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2555 | It's a compromise between the Electoral College and direct elections. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2556 | .... this is whirled peace? on earth! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2557 | I think God's finally given up on Earth.... | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2558 | God only knows what’s going to happen once it breaks open | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2559 | He thinks he can shatter the blind faith of the world! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2560 | It puts a whole new 'spin' on guardian angel! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2561 | I’d wager he was a former Met! | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2562 | He's no longer the world beater he was as a cherub. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2563 | He realizes we were told not to do this again after what happened in the last election. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2564 | This could get interesting. He calls the stick his "Trump." | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | November 8, 2016 | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2566 | It may be sinful - but i wanted him to miss. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2567 | He was a California Angel and couldn't hit the side of a barn | 1.1848 | 0.05558 | 92 | 81 | 5 | 6 |
2568 | Surely he can't miss 2019 times in a row. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2569 | Look away, the magma's about to go everywhere. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2570 | This is the Cinco de Mayo from Hell. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2571 | There goes the Middle East again | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2572 | Just wait, this is going to be even better than when we flooded it! | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2573 | The last time he hit it, a bunch of dinosaurs cane tumbling out. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2574 | He used to be in politics. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2575 | I'll bet we can trade him to the Mets | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2576 | Yippee, blazing-hot magma for everybody. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2577 | How did we wind up in heaven anyway? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2578 | Sometimes Jesus is a tad vindictive. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2579 | He played for the Angels during their down years | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2580 | Relax Peter, it's just a prank. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2581 | Apparently justice is not the only thing that is blind. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | Justice is blind. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2583 | I just hope he leaves the ozone layer intact this time. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2584 | He's been at it since the summit. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2585 | Hasn't been close in millennia. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2586 | They've got ice cream at the party downstairs... Wanna come with? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2587 | His batting average is 237, he's not getting in. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | I kind of miss earth too. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2589 | Is this what happened to Pluto? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | I doubt this is what Sinatra had in mind. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2591 | We're going to be here for eternity... | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2592 | How long until tug of warring nations? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2593 | Every time he swings, Trump sends out another Tweet. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | I've always liked pin the tail on the devil better. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2595 | This party isn't going to end happily. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2596 | Science is right about everything except why the dinosaurs went extinct. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2597 | I told him, fine, if you can hit it, we'll ditch the whole dinosaur idea. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2598 | The Mercator projection is sooooo 16th Century. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2599 | There's no candy in it, but it's completely covered with nuts. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2600 | So much for his perfect game!!! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2601 | Forgive me Sid but, this one time, I'm rooting against Gehrig. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2602 | It's just hot magma and the radio-active core in the center. It's just as well we miss. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2603 | He's nothing but solar wind. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2604 | Played for the Cubs before he got here. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2605 | We’ve been trying to smash it for millennia without success. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | Is the end of this game near? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2607 | Wow! If he makes contact, he's going to send that thing into orbit! | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2608 | He’ll never bust it in 4.5 billion years.... | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2609 | They never took good care of it anyway | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2610 | Three strikes and you lose your wings ! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2611 | You see, there is no order to the universe. It's all random. How else could Trump get elected. | 1.1848 | 0.05338 | 92 | 80 | 7 | 5 |
2612 | I understand Sinatra's version is the best, but this is a little ridiculous. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2613 | He has been practicing for over a year. It’s called “The Donald Thump.” | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2614 | Our ruler is tired of rolling the dice. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2615 | To say, some earthlings think disturbances are due to global warming... | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2616 | Blindfolded AND a poor sense of smell. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2617 | You know, Satan got it on his first swing. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2618 | Since missing the dinosaur asteroid he's really upped his game. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2619 | Let’s see how hard he can hit it this time. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2620 | If he is predestined to hit it, then I'm complaining to the Boss. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2621 | It feels like he's been at it for an eternity. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2622 | It's a very Zen thing... | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2623 | Wow! They know how to throw a fun party in heaven! | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2624 | He never did have first-strike capability. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2625 | They won't feel deja vu this time. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | Once every couple hundred million years or so Michael takes a blind swipe at it to see if he can knock the magnet out. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | He doesn't have a prayer. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2628 | I hear the dinosaurs are getting a little too cocky. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2629 | He must have faked his resume'. | 1.1828 | 0.05284 | 93 | 81 | 7 | 5 |
2630 | The Big Guy said if you're gonna play this game,you better be prepared to pick up the pieces. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2631 | So, is this really how Trump got elected? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2632 | Did your invite say "piña coladas served"? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2633 | If he breaks it, I'm going for the apple. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2634 | Ten bucks says nothing of value comes out. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2635 | So, who's going to break it to him that the clouds can't catch the candy? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2636 | Somehow, I don't think it's gonna be filled with candy... | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2637 | We don't know what happens if we hit it, but it's bound to be interesting. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2638 | The last time he hit Earth the Dinosaurs went bye bye. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2639 | Really happy he hit another asteroid. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2640 | His last party wiped out the dinosaurs. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2641 | Red hot candy is inside. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2642 | They always swing for the clouds at first. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2643 | What's with Him answering Bannon's prayers? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2644 | Babe who? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2645 | Good thing there's no people on it. | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2646 | Missed! That's Michael! No Judgment Day! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2647 | Swing, batter, batter,batter,...Swing! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2648 | It's a break from our usual routine. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | who took the blame for last week's Tide pods? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2650 | I think there's about to be a very big earthquake. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2651 | You don't think that piñata is in bad taste? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | This is going to hit the fan. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2653 | Each decade we lower the piñata another inch | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2654 | Is this the next phase of Climate Change? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2655 | The angel who tortured Job still holds the record. | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2656 | Talk about a change in the climate. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2657 | I shouldn't have told him there was candy inside. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2658 | When the Mets released him he wasn't doing much better | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2659 | This is how Fate decides who gets the hardest hit during hurricane season, | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2660 | That "Let's Make Heaven Great Again" stuff landed him here. He'll be swinging wildly here, too, for eternity. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2661 | With the current administration we can't play "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2662 | I heard the boss man filled it with molten metals and dirt. So I’m pretty excited. | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2663 | I've heard of swinging on a star, but this?! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2664 | The last time he hit it, it was full of candy dinosaurs. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2665 | This was funnier with Jupiter. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2666 | You can stop. They're doing it for us. | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2667 | I heard his bat isn’t regulation. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2668 | He said it's so easy, even blindfolded, he could knock it out of the universe. I'm giving him three strikes. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2669 | The Big Guy's taking a nap, I'm guessing? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2670 | Look at us. For a price, we change orbits - | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2671 | And they still won't let Mexicans up here no matter how much we appropriate their culture. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2672 | All the fallen angels are left-handed. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2673 | Swing and a miss strike 3 and your out | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2674 | Huh, I guess the Earth never really did revolve around the sun after all. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2675 | If we used Mars we would have have less patrons up here! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2676 | It’s his earthday. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2677 | Play for the angels? He doesn't have a prayer. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2678 | Tell me when I'm on point with U.S.A. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2679 | Let’s get Hank Aaron in here to do this right. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2680 | Why he is swinging for the fences? This piñata is just filled with disappointment. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2681 | you will soon see a lot of angry people falling out | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2682 | I told you we should've gotten Jupiter instead | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2683 | I thought we had a wall. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2684 | Personally, I really don't think it's a bit funny that God would turn fate into a game! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2685 | So he might get to try for another 4 years? | 1.1744 | 0.05534 | 86 | 76 | 5 | 5 |
2686 | Well, well - looks like they just avoided cataclysmic destruction again; do you want to double-down? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2687 | Sure, it's just a game to you! | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2688 | He's aiming for the wall between the U.S. and Mexico. | 1.1744 | 0.05534 | 86 | 76 | 5 | 5 |
2689 | Once Trump is inaugurated we'll take off the blindfold. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2690 | I hope the treats are crunchy in the middle. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2691 | With a blindfold he's just winging it! | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2692 | It's part of his punishment for striking out at management in the last World Series | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2693 | Well someone didn't get the memo that cultural appropriation isn't cool anymore. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2694 | Tony says they're now stopping us at the border. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2695 | He's been doing this since the dawn of time, but one of these days: Wham! | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2696 | He can't handle the curve ball. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2697 | I bet this was God's idea... | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2698 | I told you we should have given him the bigger ones first. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2699 | You won't believe what happens if he hits North America. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2700 | One spin to move the globe from left to right! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2701 | He's hopeless, but he won't give anyone else a turn | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2702 | Angel of the Apocalypse, taking another swing. We keep him liquored up. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2703 | He wants to make heaven great again. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2704 | For an Archangel, Michael is pretty hoggy with the Piñata. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2705 | So, this is what’s happening to the glaciers. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2706 | You know he can see right thru that blindfold! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2707 | One of these times Astroid is going to nail that thing. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2708 | He always speaks softly, but he added a stick. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2709 | I call dibs on the Milky Way | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2710 | I guess that means the initial meeting with Trump and Kim Jong-un went well. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2711 | Climate change? What's that? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2712 | Relax. The last time he hit it on his birthday was 63,000,000 BC. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2713 | Well, it was supposed to be easier now that it’s not flat... | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2714 | He doesn't know the dinosaurs went extinct - oh boy, he's not going enjoy those little pink things" | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2715 | With that swing, I say we trade him to the Cardinals. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2716 | Can't wait to see how they spin this isn a Hollywood blockbuster | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2717 | Former .366 Please humor him. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2718 | I hope HE keeps jerking the rope. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2719 | So if he destroys it, the overpopulation problem here's done and dusted, right? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2720 | It’s a new game called ‘Climate Change’. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2721 | I always assumed Bob was a mainstream Republican | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2722 | He's just up from Washington. Keep an eye on him! | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2723 | Every day a birthday and they still love us. | 1.1744 | 0.05534 | 86 | 76 | 5 | 5 |
2724 | Earthquakes are fairly random. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2725 | We used to use the flat version and it took forever. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2726 | His swing is heavenly. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2727 | The Big Guy said it's time for a change. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2728 | He'll have to start doing a lot better than that – last time he made contact all he did was blow a couple of measly volcanoes! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2729 | He said it was all going to pieces now anyway. | 1.1744 | 0.05281 | 86 | 75 | 7 | 4 |
2730 | We got it from Mexico. Gave them 'Pin The Tail on The Donald'. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2731 | We might need a larger planet | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2732 | Shh. The rookies don’t know it’s just filled with rocks. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2733 | He's trying out for the Los Angeles Angels. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2734 | I'm having a hard time getting a footing. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2735 | I heard it's packed full of plastic this year. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2736 | We got out just in time ahead of the global collapse. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2737 | He's new. We call him Trump. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2738 | In the other place, it unleashes demons and hard candy. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2739 | It's warming up, and so is she. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2740 | Gabriel's on my softball team. It's going out with a whimper, at best. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2741 | A good hit is more destructive than a major asteroid | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2742 | The last time we did this there was a Big Bang | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2743 | ~He's given up on saving the environment~ | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 |