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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-06-10T18:42:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-06-24T19:07:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-06-18T18:42:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 25th, 2018 |
Number of captions | 9719 |
Number of responses | 867527 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It was a very hostile takeover. | 2.0433 | 0.00980 | 6029 | 1622 | 2524 | 1883 |
1 | It was a very hostile takeover. | 2.0429 | 0.00841 | 8348 | 2290 | 3410 | 2648 |
2 | The pen is mightier, but that looks awesome. | 2.0233 | 0.01386 | 2998 | 829 | 1270 | 899 |
3 | If you can remove it... it means your heart is pure. But you can no longer work in sales. | 1.9940 | 0.01007 | 6040 | 1867 | 2342 | 1831 |
4 | I think there's been a mistake. I asked management to give him the axe. | 1.9766 | 0.01702 | 2139 | 688 | 813 | 638 |
5 | I thought 'willing to work knights' was just a typo. | 1.9606 | 0.01224 | 4215 | 1416 | 1549 | 1250 |
6 | Now we are at the last task of your interview. | 1.9516 | 0.01170 | 4442 | 1462 | 1733 | 1247 |
7 | Also, if you can pull the stuck page out of the copier you become the rightful Head of Finance. | 1.9320 | 0.01124 | 4867 | 1673 | 1852 | 1342 |
8 | No, not the sword. The test is to pull out the middle drawer. | 1.9057 | 0.01229 | 4105 | 1484 | 1524 | 1097 |
9 | You can have Damocles' old desk. | 1.8829 | 0.01487 | 2810 | 1057 | 1025 | 728 |
10 | The pen is taking it pretty hard. | 1.8541 | 0.01172 | 4702 | 1912 | 1564 | 1226 |
11 | Legend says only someone with a true heart will be able to remove the sword. Unfortunately, we're a law firm. | 1.8368 | 0.01484 | 2948 | 1236 | 957 | 755 |
12 | At least you didn't get the axe. | 1.8237 | 0.01024 | 5735 | 2318 | 2110 | 1307 |
13 | Oh, it slides right out. But it's a real confidence booster for the new CEO. | 1.8055 | 0.01173 | 4278 | 1755 | 1600 | 923 |
14 | It's definitely the sharpest thing to occupy this desk in years. | 1.7998 | 0.01592 | 2373 | 998 | 852 | 523 |
15 | I see my wife stopped by. | 1.7684 | 0.01423 | 3087 | 1405 | 992 | 690 |
16 | I preferred when they used pink slips. | 1.7643 | 0.01154 | 4171 | 1766 | 1622 | 783 |
17 | Thousands have tried and only one succeeded, but he didn't pass the background check. | 1.7373 | 0.01383 | 3011 | 1366 | 1070 | 575 |
18 | Legend has it that whoever pulls it out gets a desk with a hole in it. | 1.7273 | 0.01366 | 3256 | 1554 | 1036 | 666 |
19 | ... and now for the final part of your interview ... | 1.7252 | 0.01104 | 4432 | 1974 | 1702 | 756 |
20 | This was Arthur’s office | 1.7234 | 0.01339 | 3134 | 1434 | 1133 | 567 |
21 | No, YOU look under the desk. | 1.7167 | 0.01315 | 3283 | 1529 | 1155 | 599 |
22 | If you think his letter opener is over the top, you should see his staple remover. | 1.7152 | 0.01644 | 2124 | 998 | 733 | 393 |
23 | Contrary to conventional wisdom, we find it mightier than the pen. | 1.7140 | 0.01523 | 2322 | 1052 | 882 | 388 |
24 | the vacancy ad read"must be executive calibre" not Excalibur. | 1.7131 | 0.01402 | 2998 | 1437 | 984 | 577 |
25 | It must have been left here by the knight shift. | 1.7049 | 0.01288 | 3504 | 1687 | 1164 | 653 |
26 | Nothing here is set in stone... | 1.7033 | 0.01567 | 2359 | 1137 | 785 | 437 |
27 | It seems as valid a process as the electoral college. | 1.6997 | 0.01704 | 2008 | 977 | 657 | 374 |
28 | Yet another challenge for which you will discover your MBA is inadequate. | 1.6997 | 0.01838 | 1625 | 763 | 587 | 275 |
29 | Well, I guess that explains the round table in the board room. | 1.6977 | 0.04731 | 258 | 125 | 86 | 47 |
30 | It was a hostile takeover | 1.6914 | 0.01883 | 1552 | 740 | 551 | 261 |
31 | You’ll be fine, Bill. Just don’t cross your legs. | 1.6879 | 0.03044 | 628 | 311 | 202 | 115 |
32 | And he put a big-ass round table in the conference room. | 1.6795 | 0.01792 | 1763 | 872 | 584 | 307 |
33 | At Camelot Industries, we don't believe in a complicated job application process. | 1.6727 | 0.02361 | 999 | 495 | 336 | 168 |
34 | Well, this explains the new massive round table in the boardroom | 1.6690 | 0.01374 | 2719 | 1297 | 1025 | 397 |
35 | Call Arthur in maintenance. | 1.6677 | 0.01671 | 2010 | 1009 | 660 | 341 |
36 | If I can’t pull it out after 3 tries does it lock me out of the system? | 1.6662 | 0.02901 | 683 | 348 | 215 | 120 |
37 | Don't touch it--if you pull it out, they make you director of Human Resources. | 1.6582 | 0.01312 | 3180 | 1599 | 1069 | 512 |
38 | Unfortunately, the benefit plan is a myth as well. | 1.6227 | 0.01676 | 1911 | 1009 | 614 | 288 |
39 | We've installed Excel, Explorer and Excalibur for you. | 1.6215 | 0.01834 | 1585 | 836 | 513 | 236 |
40 | It really streamlines the interview process | 1.6073 | 0.01914 | 1416 | 754 | 464 | 198 |
41 | A corded telephone? This workplace is so medieval. | 1.5992 | 0.01782 | 1699 | 935 | 510 | 254 |
42 | Just one more step to delete your Facebook account. | 1.5928 | 0.02296 | 1078 | 615 | 287 | 176 |
43 | One last little thing ... and the job is yours. | 1.5912 | 0.01682 | 1700 | 898 | 599 | 203 |
44 | The shredder is a bit retro I'm afraid, but you don't have to plug it in. | 1.5910 | 0.02865 | 621 | 337 | 201 | 83 |
45 | I pulled it out, but returned it after the indictments. | 1.5908 | 0.01756 | 1723 | 954 | 520 | 249 |
46 | He works the knight shift. | 1.5895 | 0.01822 | 1671 | 947 | 463 | 261 |
47 | Make yourself at home, Arthur. | 1.5894 | 0.02893 | 565 | 297 | 203 | 65 |
48 | He was the knight manager. | 1.5874 | 0.05102 | 206 | 115 | 61 | 30 |
49 | We've simplified our new CEO search criteria. | 1.5830 | 0.01754 | 1525 | 808 | 545 | 172 |
50 | Don't try it. There's a substantial penalty for early withdrawal. | 1.5797 | 0.02313 | 1004 | 569 | 288 | 147 |
51 | We affectionately call it Deskalibur. | 1.5795 | 0.01859 | 1472 | 814 | 463 | 195 |
52 | When he asks you to try, just pretend like you can't get it out. | 1.5683 | 0.01970 | 1251 | 690 | 411 | 150 |
53 | Uh oh, Lance -- the boss knows about you and Guinevere... | 1.5634 | 0.02194 | 1081 | 620 | 313 | 148 |
54 | Go on, Arthur, let’s find out if you’re the guy we’re looking for | 1.5624 | 0.02104 | 1145 | 650 | 346 | 149 |
55 | This is the last stage of the interview, Arthur. I've got a good feeling about you. | 1.5560 | 0.02263 | 1054 | 622 | 278 | 154 |
56 | We've been hacked. | 1.5541 | 0.02993 | 610 | 363 | 156 | 91 |
57 | It’s easier than going through all those resumes. | 1.5481 | 0.02292 | 925 | 528 | 287 | 110 |
58 | You should see his pen. | 1.5455 | 0.02407 | 913 | 543 | 242 | 128 |
59 | If you can pull it out the office is yours. Plus a horse. | 1.5443 | 0.02364 | 891 | 517 | 263 | 111 |
60 | No one knows the password. | 1.5440 | 0.02282 | 897 | 507 | 292 | 98 |
61 | I liked Lance, sir. A lot. | 1.5428 | 0.02304 | 877 | 496 | 286 | 95 |
62 | He lived by the sword. But he died by the window. | 1.5381 | 0.03664 | 394 | 237 | 102 | 55 |
63 | Beats the hell out of the Myers-Briggs. | 1.5366 | 0.02483 | 820 | 485 | 230 | 105 |
64 | You know what? I think I'll work from home today. | 1.5356 | 0.02340 | 814 | 458 | 276 | 80 |
65 | Yeah, I mean they said any honest lawyer could pull it free. But... you know. | 1.5353 | 0.02470 | 807 | 473 | 236 | 98 |
66 | Looks like she got your email. | 1.5338 | 0.02572 | 770 | 459 | 211 | 100 |
67 | We'll have to get Arthur from personnel to remove it. | 1.5332 | 0.02369 | 782 | 439 | 269 | 74 |
68 | He's going really old school in choosing a successor. | 1.5293 | 0.02393 | 752 | 422 | 262 | 68 |
69 | Whosoever draws this sword from this desk shall receive a designated parking spot near the entrance. | 1.5279 | 0.02455 | 735 | 418 | 246 | 71 |
70 | That's Exchequer. Whoever pulls it out rules Accounting. | 1.5277 | 0.02485 | 741 | 427 | 237 | 77 |
71 | The new guy is asking for a round table. | 1.5237 | 0.02617 | 716 | 427 | 203 | 86 |
72 | There’s just one final step in your interview process... | 1.5229 | 0.02631 | 700 | 416 | 202 | 82 |
73 | The CEO job is as good as yours Arthur. | 1.5184 | 0.02617 | 652 | 378 | 210 | 64 |
74 | It's not like him to leave his laptop open. | 1.5175 | 0.02802 | 659 | 406 | 165 | 88 |
75 | Arthur, if you can get it out by noon, that'd be great. | 1.5168 | 0.02639 | 654 | 383 | 204 | 67 |
76 | Of course you get the job if you pull it out. But if you want benefits you'll need to slay a dragon, and don't even ask what you have to do to join the pension. | 1.5168 | 0.02802 | 654 | 402 | 166 | 86 |
77 | I personally think the laptop is mightier, but its up to you. | 1.5155 | 0.02668 | 644 | 379 | 198 | 67 |
78 | Well, that's about everyone. Should we let the women try? | 1.5114 | 0.03938 | 350 | 222 | 77 | 51 |
79 | This has 'OSHA violation' written all over it. | 1.5063 | 0.02874 | 559 | 335 | 165 | 59 |
80 | Call that kid Arthur in Shipping and see if he can pull it out | 1.5060 | 0.02827 | 581 | 349 | 170 | 62 |
81 | The job goeth to whoso pulleth out this sword, and whoso also passeth a routine drug test. | 1.5052 | 0.02845 | 576 | 347 | 167 | 62 |
82 | Another bad quarter and he'll get the axe. | 1.5026 | 0.03015 | 567 | 357 | 135 | 75 |
83 | Whosoever pulls the sword, shall control the thermostat. | 1.5018 | 0.02875 | 556 | 335 | 163 | 58 |
84 | It comes right out. Nobody wants the job. | 1.5018 | 0.02966 | 558 | 345 | 146 | 67 |
85 | Which one of the 4 items don't belong | 1.5018 | 0.02915 | 560 | 342 | 155 | 63 |
86 | No, it's easy to pull out. But if you do, the WiFi signal sucks. | 1.4991 | 0.02951 | 545 | 334 | 150 | 61 |
87 | Hey, you know Arthur who works in accounting?" "Get him up here. | 1.4990 | 0.03055 | 523 | 324 | 137 | 62 |
88 | We've not found a worthy occupant of this office since Arthur quit the firm. | 1.4981 | 0.02837 | 538 | 319 | 170 | 49 |
89 | You can come out now, Mr. President. Melania has left the building. | 1.4962 | 0.03057 | 528 | 330 | 134 | 64 |
90 | Tell Merlin in Personnel we may need him. | 1.4960 | 0.02927 | 502 | 298 | 159 | 45 |
91 | Call Arthur from accounting, it's happened again. | 1.4952 | 0.02974 | 525 | 321 | 148 | 56 |
92 | He didn't get the ax, but, same thing. | 1.4942 | 0.02978 | 518 | 316 | 148 | 54 |
93 | Sure, it’s not a stone but this is a junior position. | 1.4942 | 0.02999 | 516 | 316 | 145 | 55 |
94 | And if he asks you, just agree that it's mightier than a pen. | 1.4942 | 0.03036 | 516 | 319 | 139 | 58 |
95 | It's actually pretty easy. It's just that no-one wants the job. | 1.4920 | 0.02846 | 498 | 291 | 169 | 38 |
96 | I guess the meeting is cancelled. | 1.4897 | 0.03042 | 435 | 255 | 147 | 33 |
97 | We have a rather unique succession plan. | 1.4888 | 0.02808 | 493 | 286 | 173 | 34 |
98 | Yup, if not for his pen he would have been a goner. | 1.4888 | 0.03133 | 489 | 306 | 127 | 56 |
99 | It's the restroom key. | 1.4887 | 0.03258 | 485 | 312 | 109 | 64 |
100 | We're trying out new ideas for succession. This one was mentioned at our round table discussion. | 1.4853 | 0.03054 | 476 | 291 | 139 | 46 |
101 | Our two-factor authentication protocol is legendary. | 1.4852 | 0.03087 | 472 | 290 | 135 | 47 |
102 | Our screening process is legendary. | 1.4839 | 0.03111 | 467 | 288 | 132 | 47 |
103 | The company legend is that only the greatest backstabber will be able to remove it. | 1.4826 | 0.03130 | 460 | 284 | 130 | 46 |
104 | First you pull it out. Then you stick it in the backs of your employees. | 1.4825 | 0.03303 | 458 | 294 | 107 | 57 |
105 | If you pull it out you become CEO... but your best friend will sleep with your wife and Mordred in HR will want to see you. | 1.4814 | 0.03160 | 457 | 284 | 126 | 47 |
106 | Mightier in what way? | 1.4813 | 0.03216 | 455 | 286 | 119 | 50 |
107 | And this will be your office, once we get everything sworded out. | 1.4798 | 0.03216 | 446 | 279 | 120 | 47 |
108 | Sir, your wife left a note. | 1.4786 | 0.03326 | 443 | 284 | 106 | 53 |
109 | I know what you’re thinking. Yes, the landline is a bit old-fashioned. | 1.4772 | 0.03161 | 438 | 270 | 127 | 41 |
110 | We have a very thorough vetting process. | 1.4771 | 0.02870 | 415 | 236 | 160 | 19 |
111 | No, the guillotine is in our Paris office. | 1.4770 | 0.03470 | 434 | 286 | 89 | 59 |
112 | Strange, I thought he got axed. | 1.4758 | 0.03448 | 414 | 267 | 97 | 50 |
113 | No, I haven't tried. I don't really want to rule as King of accounts receivable. | 1.4753 | 0.03589 | 324 | 197 | 100 | 27 |
114 | We're having a lot of trouble filling this position. | 1.4742 | 0.03207 | 426 | 264 | 122 | 40 |
115 | We have a pretty simple hiring process here... | 1.4731 | 0.03336 | 427 | 273 | 106 | 48 |
116 | Corporate culture's a bit medieval here | 1.4726 | 0.03211 | 402 | 245 | 124 | 33 |
117 | This is the office for those who free-lance-a-lot. | 1.4726 | 0.03471 | 402 | 259 | 96 | 47 |
118 | Seriously, a memo would have sufficed. | 1.4722 | 0.03361 | 396 | 248 | 109 | 39 |
119 | It's our test for the corner office. | 1.4713 | 0.02911 | 401 | 230 | 153 | 18 |
120 | Sure the pen is mightier, but it looks way less badass. | 1.4710 | 0.03497 | 414 | 272 | 89 | 53 |
121 | And here we have the final step in your interview. Good luck. | 1.4710 | 0.03344 | 414 | 263 | 107 | 44 |
122 | Only a person without an abusive temperament, one who never covered up a corporate crime or suborned a politician, can wrench the sword free. When that person appears, trumpets will blare and security will usher him or her out of the building. | 1.4709 | 0.03510 | 412 | 271 | 88 | 53 |
123 | He says it's a letter opener, but I'm staying on his good side all the same. | 1.4690 | 0.03262 | 403 | 250 | 117 | 36 |
124 | So you really think you're the right man for the job? | 1.4688 | 0.03117 | 401 | 241 | 132 | 28 |
125 | We keep it here in case there is a time you need to fall on it. | 1.4674 | 0.03362 | 383 | 239 | 109 | 35 |
126 | Everyone else has tried, Arthur. | 1.4639 | 0.03389 | 388 | 246 | 104 | 38 |
127 | Well, Art, the promotion is certainly within your grasp. | 1.4636 | 0.03638 | 343 | 219 | 89 | 35 |
128 | We recently started casualty Friday. | 1.4619 | 0.03667 | 381 | 255 | 76 | 50 |
129 | We let Arthur go last year, but we're still trying to send him his things. | 1.4619 | 0.03474 | 381 | 245 | 96 | 40 |
130 | We have a new two-step verification system. | 1.4613 | 0.03705 | 349 | 228 | 81 | 40 |
131 | They say the pen is mightier, but trust me they are wrong. | 1.4607 | 0.03450 | 356 | 223 | 102 | 31 |
132 | I thought he was going to get the axe. | 1.4563 | 0.03479 | 355 | 225 | 98 | 32 |
133 | Actually, anyone could pull it out, but no one wants the position. | 1.4553 | 0.03719 | 358 | 239 | 75 | 44 |
134 | He'll be mythed. | 1.4509 | 0.04849 | 224 | 154 | 39 | 31 |
135 | I just don't see the point. | 1.4509 | 0.03703 | 346 | 229 | 78 | 39 |
136 | If you can pull it out you'll also get dental. | 1.4506 | 0.03483 | 344 | 218 | 97 | 29 |
137 | Never, never hide underneath the desk. | 1.4497 | 0.03600 | 338 | 218 | 88 | 32 |
138 | You'll be in accounts and pillages. | 1.4497 | 0.03348 | 338 | 208 | 108 | 22 |
139 | Configuring your voicemail will be way harder. | 1.4493 | 0.03500 | 345 | 220 | 95 | 30 |
140 | IT said to pull it out, and then push it back in. | 1.4481 | 0.03959 | 308 | 206 | 66 | 36 |
141 | She pulled the sword out okay but then she asked for a raise... | 1.4472 | 0.03779 | 322 | 212 | 76 | 34 |
142 | This is the final stage of your interview Mr Arthur | 1.4452 | 0.03803 | 310 | 203 | 76 | 31 |
143 | I guess you could say it was a hostile takeover. | 1.4452 | 0.03748 | 310 | 201 | 80 | 29 |
144 | Once a week Jared comes in to give it a tug. | 1.4448 | 0.03843 | 326 | 219 | 69 | 38 |
145 | ...then there's a knot in the VP's office you'll need to take care of. | 1.4438 | 0.03566 | 329 | 211 | 90 | 28 |
146 | The job is yours if you can pull it out. | 1.4438 | 0.03768 | 329 | 219 | 74 | 36 |
147 | Turns out the sword is mightier than the pen. | 1.4431 | 0.03701 | 325 | 213 | 80 | 32 |
148 | A simple resignation letter would have done the trick. | 1.4431 | 0.03701 | 325 | 213 | 80 | 32 |
149 | Yeah, the lamp needs to go. | 1.4418 | 0.03942 | 292 | 193 | 69 | 30 |
150 | It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it turns out it's really difficult to find a CEO that's pure of heart. | 1.4412 | 0.04267 | 238 | 155 | 61 | 22 |
151 | Hmm... I guess the sword IS mightier than the pen! | 1.4409 | 0.03464 | 313 | 195 | 98 | 20 |
152 | True, it’s not traditional Feng Shui, but it does focus the room’s energy. | 1.4394 | 0.03999 | 264 | 171 | 70 | 23 |
153 | Poor Donald. But please tell me that Pence is under there too. | 1.4391 | 0.03995 | 312 | 214 | 59 | 39 |
154 | Art must have just received his ancestry.com results. | 1.4377 | 0.03746 | 313 | 206 | 77 | 30 |
155 | ... and then the drug test and background check. | 1.4367 | 0.03593 | 300 | 190 | 89 | 21 |
156 | The easy part is drawing the sword, but then you must come up with a password that's at least eight characters long, includes a number and a symbol, and that you haven't used in the past six months. | 1.4361 | 0.03872 | 305 | 204 | 69 | 32 |
157 | My boss hasn't been the same since he went to that Renaissance fair upstate. | 1.4361 | 0.03642 | 305 | 196 | 85 | 24 |
158 | We’re generally a pretty easy-going firm, but some things are set in stone. | 1.4351 | 0.04039 | 285 | 192 | 62 | 31 |
159 | One more thing and the job is yours! | 1.4333 | 0.03653 | 300 | 193 | 84 | 23 |
160 | Last update I got from him about the report was that he'd taken a stab at it. | 1.4317 | 0.03817 | 278 | 180 | 76 | 22 |
161 | I think he said he needed a round table. | 1.4310 | 0.03738 | 297 | 194 | 78 | 25 |
162 | Legend says that if you pull it out, you get Ron’s parking spot. | 1.4307 | 0.03924 | 274 | 180 | 70 | 24 |
163 | You're lucky - mine's a plowshare. | 1.4305 | 0.03786 | 295 | 194 | 75 | 26 |
164 | I thought you said you got the axe. | 1.4305 | 0.03847 | 295 | 196 | 71 | 28 |
165 | No one can pull it out. But that has less to do with destiny and more to do with solid mahogany. | 1.4301 | 0.03768 | 272 | 174 | 79 | 19 |
166 | If you pull this off, you'll be a legend. | 1.4286 | 0.03828 | 287 | 189 | 73 | 25 |
167 | Gives new meaning to the word 'severance'. | 1.4281 | 0.03973 | 285 | 192 | 64 | 29 |
168 | Legend has it that one day a just, wise, and equitable CEO will come to pull out the sword. So of course nobody has even bothered to try. | 1.4276 | 0.03962 | 283 | 190 | 65 | 28 |
169 | On the plus side, we’ve been without a CEO for ages | 1.4271 | 0.03754 | 288 | 188 | 77 | 23 |
170 | We used to engage executive search firms, but this is a lot cheaper and works just as well. | 1.4266 | 0.03739 | 286 | 186 | 78 | 22 |
171 | Ignore that, it's just part of the severence package. | 1.4266 | 0.03931 | 286 | 192 | 66 | 28 |
172 | Let's wait. He usually only steps out for one brief shining moment. | 1.4266 | 0.03931 | 286 | 192 | 66 | 28 |
173 | Oh, we can find someone to pull out the sword. What we need is a CEO that can keep his hands to himself. | 1.4266 | 0.03993 | 286 | 194 | 62 | 30 |
174 | The associates are calling it Deskalibur. | 1.4259 | 0.04031 | 270 | 181 | 63 | 26 |
175 | But if she succeeds when we let her try, then what? | 1.4249 | 0.04622 | 193 | 127 | 50 | 16 |
176 | Having slain the unicorn, this is your next task. | 1.4245 | 0.03812 | 278 | 182 | 74 | 22 |
177 | He thinks he's a great manager of people but he can't figure out why his drawer won't open. | 1.4239 | 0.04224 | 276 | 193 | 49 | 34 |
178 | YOU try !! I got a hernia !! | 1.4239 | 0.04065 | 276 | 188 | 59 | 29 |
179 | At least that's not hanging over his head any more. | 1.4229 | 0.03869 | 279 | 185 | 70 | 24 |
180 | It's not what you think. He gets really big letters. | 1.4229 | 0.04189 | 279 | 195 | 50 | 34 |
181 | Looks like we've been hacked again. | 1.4201 | 0.03933 | 269 | 179 | 67 | 23 |
182 | Merlin & Co is running our CEO search. | 1.4189 | 0.03974 | 265 | 177 | 65 | 23 |
183 | We've got a super simple promotion process, actually | 1.4189 | 0.04081 | 265 | 180 | 59 | 26 |
184 | It’s actually quite easy to remove - nobody wants the job! | 1.4189 | 0.03790 | 265 | 172 | 75 | 18 |
185 | Beats getting it in the back | 1.4189 | 0.03938 | 265 | 176 | 67 | 22 |
186 | This was Damocles' office. | 1.4185 | 0.03957 | 270 | 181 | 65 | 24 |
187 | HR says this will eliminate the need for a search committee. | 1.4179 | 0.03870 | 268 | 177 | 70 | 21 |
188 | You'll be in Damocles' old office. | 1.4157 | 0.03915 | 267 | 178 | 67 | 22 |
189 | Not only could he not remove the sword, but he had issues with the dagger in his back. | 1.4153 | 0.04164 | 248 | 168 | 57 | 23 |
190 | It comes right out, actually. But always tell the client how impressed you are. | 1.4147 | 0.04047 | 258 | 174 | 61 | 23 |
191 | It's a subtle reminder not to write captions for the New Yorker on company time. | 1.4141 | 0.04107 | 256 | 174 | 58 | 24 |
192 | You'll be working the knight shift. | 1.4134 | 0.03937 | 254 | 168 | 67 | 19 |
193 | They say that whoever pulls the sword from the desk will be Trump's next cabinet appointee, so everyone's been avoiding it. | 1.4134 | 0.04130 | 254 | 173 | 57 | 24 |
194 | Well, rumour has it the last person to pull it out fell on it at the end of the next quarter. | 1.4134 | 0.04015 | 254 | 170 | 63 | 21 |
195 | Now you can live by the sword, die by the sword, email by the sword, make calls by the sword and enjoy the view by the sword. | 1.4134 | 0.04167 | 254 | 174 | 55 | 25 |
196 | The legend is that whoever releases the Sword of Mar-a-Lago from its mahogany prison shall be freed from all accountability forever. | 1.4134 | 0.04167 | 254 | 174 | 55 | 25 |
197 | This is why you have security escort them out. | 1.4134 | 0.04054 | 254 | 171 | 61 | 22 |
198 | It's a test from Corporate. Don't pull it out; just push it in further. | 1.4134 | 0.04054 | 254 | 171 | 61 | 22 |
199 | We've found it to be more effective than sexual harassment training. | 1.4134 | 0.04204 | 254 | 175 | 53 | 26 |
200 | Well, this is awkward. I meant to give you the axe. | 1.4134 | 0.04054 | 254 | 171 | 61 | 22 |
201 | No Arthur, this is Deskaliber. | 1.4134 | 0.04204 | 254 | 175 | 53 | 26 |
202 | We need a wizard to turn this company around. | 1.4118 | 0.04003 | 255 | 171 | 63 | 21 |
203 | Pulling it out is only the beginning: you must also stab your partners in the back. | 1.4104 | 0.03967 | 251 | 167 | 65 | 19 |
204 | I'm not sure our anger management course is working. | 1.4089 | 0.03969 | 247 | 164 | 65 | 18 |
205 | Still beats the electoral college | 1.4074 | 0.04259 | 243 | 168 | 51 | 24 |
206 | Well at least we now know the sword is mightier than a particle board desk. | 1.4074 | 0.03927 | 243 | 160 | 67 | 16 |
207 | At the tip is the key to the executive washroom | 1.4074 | 0.04096 | 243 | 164 | 59 | 20 |
208 | For a CEO position, it's a very short interview process. | 1.4074 | 0.03883 | 243 | 159 | 69 | 15 |
209 | He lived by the sword but was axed by the board. | 1.4074 | 0.04219 | 243 | 167 | 53 | 23 |
210 | We used to use Myers-Briggs; this test has a better track record. | 1.4074 | 0.04137 | 243 | 165 | 57 | 21 |
211 | The Lady of the Lake will be out of the office till Tuesday. | 1.4073 | 0.03956 | 248 | 165 | 65 | 18 |
212 | The pen is mightier, but this is way more dramatic. | 1.4073 | 0.03997 | 248 | 166 | 63 | 19 |
213 | This is your new office. The last guy got the axe. | 1.4073 | 0.04157 | 248 | 170 | 55 | 23 |
214 | ...and so Arthur, for your final test... | 1.4073 | 0.04196 | 248 | 171 | 53 | 24 |
215 | Arthur doesn’t believe in passwords. | 1.4073 | 0.04157 | 248 | 170 | 55 | 23 |
216 | IT’S EXCALIBUR ?? THAT’S hard to swallow. | 1.4073 | 0.04235 | 248 | 172 | 51 | 25 |
217 | Do you have a pen? | 1.4066 | 0.04161 | 241 | 164 | 56 | 21 |
218 | Only the one true CEO can lead King Arthur Flour. | 1.4066 | 0.04243 | 241 | 166 | 52 | 23 |
219 | So, this is Damocles' old office? | 1.4050 | 0.04188 | 242 | 166 | 54 | 22 |
220 | Well, I hope you weren't exaggerating in your resume. | 1.4050 | 0.04229 | 242 | 167 | 52 | 23 |
221 | Many have tried and many have failed. I’d recommend hand sanitizer. | 1.4050 | 0.04064 | 242 | 163 | 60 | 19 |
222 | A Post-It would’ve sufficed. | 1.4050 | 0.04349 | 242 | 170 | 46 | 26 |
223 | And he who removes the sword brings donuts on Tuesdays. | 1.4050 | 0.04064 | 242 | 163 | 60 | 19 |
224 | This is strange, I never noticed the flag on that building before. | 1.4050 | 0.04188 | 242 | 166 | 54 | 22 |
225 | And here’s your office. The sword is built in, for when you need to fall on it. | 1.4008 | 0.04120 | 237 | 161 | 57 | 19 |
226 | Arthur, Arthur and Arthur will always be a family run law firm. | 1.4008 | 0.04205 | 237 | 163 | 53 | 21 |
227 | They say if you can pull it out you can win the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. | 1.4008 | 0.04372 | 237 | 167 | 45 | 25 |
228 | We’ve given up on finding a decent CEO. We’re looking for a king now. | 1.4008 | 0.04248 | 237 | 164 | 51 | 22 |
229 | Looks like it's come down to whoever has the most pull. | 1.4008 | 0.03942 | 237 | 157 | 65 | 15 |
230 | You'll be on the knight shift. | 1.4008 | 0.04205 | 237 | 163 | 53 | 21 |
231 | He was a great boss, but never quite had what it took to be legendary. | 1.4000 | 0.04022 | 230 | 153 | 62 | 15 |
232 | This is in lieu of an interview. Give it a try. | 1.3991 | 0.04078 | 233 | 157 | 59 | 17 |
233 | Actually, ANYONE can pull it out. The challenge is to remove the inventory control tag without setting off the detector. | 1.3991 | 0.03939 | 233 | 154 | 65 | 14 |
234 | Our headhunters wanted to try a more classical recruiting approach. | 1.3991 | 0.04045 | 228 | 152 | 61 | 15 |
235 | Phew. I thought the board would hire a hatchet man. | 1.3991 | 0.04322 | 228 | 158 | 49 | 21 |
236 | You could say it was a hostile takeover. | 1.3991 | 0.04045 | 228 | 152 | 61 | 15 |
237 | We said we were looking to hire high caliber people, Johnson, not Excalibur people. | 1.3991 | 0.04454 | 228 | 161 | 43 | 24 |
238 | I prefer the pen. | 1.3991 | 0.04045 | 228 | 152 | 61 | 15 |
239 | We tried to tell him it wasn’t set in stone. | 1.3991 | 0.04277 | 228 | 157 | 51 | 20 |
240 | He just painted his face blue, yelled "freedom," and walked out. | 1.3991 | 0.04411 | 228 | 160 | 45 | 23 |
241 | We thought so, too, but pulling on it just makes the building fart. | 1.3991 | 0.04454 | 228 | 161 | 43 | 24 |
242 | You have to have a lot of pull to get this office... | 1.3991 | 0.04322 | 228 | 158 | 49 | 21 |
243 | No one remembers the password. | 1.3991 | 0.04367 | 228 | 159 | 47 | 22 |
244 | There's just one remaining step in the interview process. | 1.3991 | 0.04391 | 213 | 146 | 49 | 18 |
245 | Beats me. Let's ask Arthur. | 1.3974 | 0.04217 | 229 | 157 | 53 | 19 |
246 | It’s not a job it’s a calling. | 1.3974 | 0.04078 | 229 | 154 | 59 | 16 |
247 | Behold, Deskalibur! | 1.3927 | 0.04347 | 219 | 152 | 48 | 19 |
248 | They say it takes the strength of 1,500 average-salary employees to remove it. | 1.3919 | 0.04535 | 222 | 159 | 39 | 24 |
249 | You said you were born for this job, now prove it. | 1.3919 | 0.04061 | 222 | 149 | 59 | 14 |
250 | Legend says he who removes it shall reign over all of New England Regional Marketing and Sales. | 1.3919 | 0.03907 | 222 | 146 | 65 | 11 |
251 | Suddenly, the round table in the conference room makes a little more sense. | 1.3915 | 0.04346 | 212 | 146 | 49 | 17 |
252 | Don't tell me. The conference room has a round table. | 1.3915 | 0.04189 | 212 | 143 | 55 | 14 |
253 | Let the intern handle it. | 1.3915 | 0.04242 | 212 | 144 | 53 | 15 |
254 | Makes as much sense as the Electoral College | 1.3909 | 0.04426 | 220 | 155 | 44 | 21 |
255 | They say only the true Vice President of Marketing Communications can remove it. | 1.3909 | 0.04085 | 220 | 148 | 58 | 14 |
256 | HR says it'll eliminate the need for background checks. | 1.3907 | 0.04252 | 215 | 147 | 52 | 16 |
257 | I don’t care about being king or CEO or whatever, I just want that letter opener. | 1.3907 | 0.03988 | 215 | 142 | 62 | 11 |
258 | No... it's just a letter opener. | 1.3897 | 0.04011 | 213 | 141 | 61 | 11 |
259 | Welch couldn’t. Fiorina choked. Musk and Bezos failed. Get real, Artie. You work in the mail room. | 1.3897 | 0.04278 | 213 | 146 | 51 | 16 |
260 | If you move it the other way it locks the door. | 1.3897 | 0.04066 | 213 | 142 | 59 | 12 |
261 | It can only be picked up by a Republican with moral character ... it has been there since the end of the Reagan presidency ... | 1.3897 | 0.04481 | 213 | 150 | 43 | 20 |
262 | Bought the letter opener online, it looked smaller. | 1.3897 | 0.04120 | 213 | 143 | 57 | 13 |
263 | I know the pen is mightier, but this makes a better point. | 1.3895 | 0.04452 | 190 | 129 | 48 | 13 |
264 | It makes a strong statement, but it's terrible ergonomically. | 1.3889 | 0.04236 | 216 | 148 | 52 | 16 |
265 | We've streamlined our pre employment screening. | 1.3889 | 0.04133 | 216 | 146 | 56 | 14 |
266 | Cake in the break room. | 1.3881 | 0.04437 | 219 | 155 | 43 | 21 |
267 | It’s just the best letter opener I’ve ever used. And it never gets lost! | 1.3879 | 0.04414 | 214 | 150 | 45 | 19 |
268 | Maybe we should just go with a recruiter. | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 147 | 51 | 16 |
269 | Just don't stick your neck out for anybody. | 1.3879 | 0.04313 | 214 | 148 | 49 | 17 |
270 | Many men have tried and failed to remove the sword from the desk. They each received generous severance packages. | 1.3879 | 0.04210 | 214 | 146 | 53 | 15 |
271 | Wouldn't it be easier for him to just leave the business to his son? | 1.3879 | 0.04313 | 214 | 148 | 49 | 17 |
272 | Honestly, anything is better than the Electoral College. | 1.3868 | 0.04443 | 212 | 149 | 44 | 19 |
273 | Deskcalibur. | 1.3868 | 0.04443 | 212 | 149 | 44 | 19 |
274 | I was actually stunned to find these desk accessories at IKEA. | 1.3868 | 0.04392 | 212 | 148 | 46 | 18 |
275 | HR thought it up. | 1.3868 | 0.04183 | 212 | 144 | 54 | 14 |
276 | Ugh, I barely made it up the beanstalk in the last interview. | 1.3868 | 0.04289 | 212 | 146 | 50 | 16 |
277 | And this is our cutting edge department | 1.3868 | 0.04443 | 212 | 149 | 44 | 19 |
278 | I see your request for a new desk was denied. | 1.3868 | 0.03964 | 212 | 140 | 62 | 10 |
279 | I’ve asked him to take a stab at new office decor. | 1.3868 | 0.04289 | 212 | 146 | 50 | 16 |
280 | Can we conclude he was wrong about being able to pardon himself? | 1.3865 | 0.04414 | 207 | 144 | 46 | 17 |
281 | The pen didn't stand a chance. | 1.3840 | 0.05540 | 125 | 86 | 30 | 9 |
282 | I told him the pen was mightier, but he still wanted the sword. | 1.3839 | 0.04299 | 211 | 146 | 49 | 16 |
283 | We haven’t had a CEO for a thousand years. | 1.3824 | 0.04345 | 204 | 141 | 48 | 15 |
284 | No, its a just a handle that opens and closes the drapes. | 1.3793 | 0.04731 | 203 | 148 | 33 | 22 |
285 | Who even uses landlines anymore? | 1.3793 | 0.04731 | 203 | 148 | 33 | 22 |
286 | The last guy fell on it. | 1.3793 | 0.04356 | 203 | 141 | 47 | 15 |
287 | We've been hacked. | 1.3793 | 0.04574 | 203 | 145 | 39 | 19 |
288 | We’re Farmers, and we covered it. | 1.3793 | 0.04520 | 203 | 144 | 41 | 18 |
289 | The lady of the water cooler told me to check this out. | 1.3793 | 0.04356 | 203 | 141 | 47 | 15 |
290 | Unfortunately, he didn’t have enough pull. | 1.3793 | 0.04066 | 203 | 136 | 57 | 10 |
291 | Melania must have been looking for Donald | 1.3793 | 0.04783 | 203 | 149 | 31 | 23 |
292 | The last guy who had this office was a legend. | 1.3793 | 0.04574 | 203 | 145 | 39 | 19 |
293 | Seems the sword is mightier after all. | 1.3769 | 0.04413 | 199 | 139 | 45 | 15 |
294 | Whoever can pull it out will make 400 times what one of our workers makes. | 1.3763 | 0.04550 | 194 | 137 | 41 | 16 |
295 | Wait till you see his pen. | 1.3756 | 0.04725 | 197 | 143 | 34 | 20 |
296 | At least he didn't get the ax. | 1.3756 | 0.04384 | 197 | 137 | 46 | 14 |
297 | Pull it out and the job is yours. | 1.3756 | 0.04939 | 197 | 147 | 26 | 24 |
298 | On the plus side, we’ve been without a CEO for ages | 1.3756 | 0.04442 | 197 | 138 | 44 | 15 |
299 | HR has really streamlined the hiring process. | 1.3756 | 0.04078 | 197 | 132 | 56 | 9 |
300 | I specifically requested a round table. | 1.3756 | 0.04725 | 197 | 143 | 34 | 20 |
301 | He's downstairs leading a round-table discussion with some marketing wizards. | 1.3744 | 0.04814 | 195 | 143 | 31 | 21 |
302 | I mean, yeah, I knew he was mad, but sword-in-the-desk mad?? | 1.3737 | 0.04302 | 190 | 130 | 49 | 11 |
303 | Here at Camelot Industries our interview process is a simple one. | 1.3731 | 0.04320 | 193 | 133 | 48 | 12 |
304 | It's a rigged test: There's no such thing as a CEO with a pure heart. | 1.3731 | 0.04443 | 193 | 135 | 44 | 14 |
305 | The culture here is somewhat passive-aggressive. | 1.3731 | 0.04382 | 193 | 134 | 46 | 13 |
306 | Type in your username, pull the sword, and you're logged on. | 1.3731 | 0.04793 | 193 | 141 | 32 | 20 |
307 | Our interview process is pretty simple, actually. | 1.3717 | 0.04411 | 191 | 133 | 45 | 13 |
308 | This explains the round table in the break room. | 1.3717 | 0.04713 | 191 | 138 | 35 | 18 |
309 | You can come out now sir ... he's gone. | 1.3717 | 0.04348 | 191 | 132 | 47 | 12 |
310 | He works the knight shift. | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
311 | The pen lost. | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
312 | Clearly it's still here, but if anyone asks, we're supposed to say, "it was the most tremendous thing, the only person to pull it out, very tremendous." | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
313 | He won't be hiding under his desk anymore. | 1.3717 | 0.04154 | 191 | 129 | 53 | 9 |
314 | We were really excited when we saw “known for persistence and problem solving” listed on your resume. | 1.3717 | 0.04348 | 191 | 132 | 47 | 12 |
315 | It's Warren Buffet's succession plan | 1.3717 | 0.04771 | 191 | 139 | 33 | 19 |
316 | Actually, Artie, I have a good feeling about your chances. | 1.3717 | 0.04087 | 191 | 128 | 55 | 8 |
317 | Our ideal candidate is creative, driven, and a rightful leader. | 1.3717 | 0.04284 | 191 | 131 | 49 | 11 |
318 | We’re going to need a rounder table. | 1.3717 | 0.04219 | 191 | 130 | 51 | 10 |
319 | It's been like this ever since his genetic testing results came back. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
320 | The job posting says you're supposed to be good at leading round table discussions as well. | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
321 | We're looking for someone of a high calibur. | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
322 | Again?! Get Arthur. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
323 | Little Arthur, the messenger boy, is the only one who hasn't tried yet. | 1.3717 | 0.04284 | 191 | 131 | 49 | 11 |
324 | He gave his fortnight notice. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
325 | One day, a middle manager will come. | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
326 | Like I told you in the interview, we work knights. | 1.3717 | 0.04713 | 191 | 138 | 35 | 18 |
327 | It's not as difficult as mastering Excel. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
328 | I knew buying that round table for the boardroom was a mistake. | 1.3717 | 0.04284 | 191 | 131 | 49 | 11 |
329 | If we’d ordered the regular size letter openers, this never would have happened. | 1.3717 | 0.04219 | 191 | 130 | 51 | 10 |
330 | They said only the chosen one can remove the sword and become CEO. Rumor has it, the janitor pulled it out last night, but HR put it back and will not speak of the matter. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
331 | I thought he got the axe? | 1.3704 | 0.04377 | 189 | 131 | 46 | 12 |
332 | They call it "Deskcalibur." | 1.3704 | 0.04566 | 189 | 134 | 40 | 15 |
333 | It's just a formality, really. | 1.3704 | 0.04504 | 189 | 133 | 42 | 14 |
334 | The board is interviewing Arthur somebody for CEO. British, I believe. | 1.3704 | 0.04377 | 189 | 131 | 46 | 12 |
335 | I don't think he understood when I said "leave a message." | 1.3690 | 0.04842 | 187 | 137 | 31 | 19 |
336 | Drop it off at HR if you are the true VP of operations. | 1.3690 | 0.04341 | 187 | 129 | 47 | 11 |
337 | The culture here is a bit medieval. | 1.3690 | 0.04471 | 187 | 131 | 43 | 13 |
338 | Our CEO selection process is legendary. | 1.3690 | 0.04067 | 187 | 125 | 55 | 7 |
339 | You should see the corner office challenge. | 1.3690 | 0.04471 | 187 | 131 | 43 | 13 |
340 | I mean you can have a go, but frankly, the office next door is nicer. | 1.3684 | 0.03956 | 190 | 126 | 58 | 6 |
341 | And as for this job, we have unfortunately been having trouble finding someone of just the right Excalibur. | 1.3656 | 0.04915 | 186 | 138 | 28 | 20 |
342 | That's the thing about working for Merlin, he's kind of old school... | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
343 | You just missed him, he's in a round table meeting till 10. | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
344 | We have really big envelopes here. | 1.3656 | 0.04417 | 186 | 130 | 44 | 12 |
345 | They must be looking for someone of a certain caliber. | 1.3656 | 0.04483 | 186 | 131 | 42 | 13 |
346 | HR has taken this new ‘roundtable’ initiative a little too far. | 1.3656 | 0.04796 | 186 | 136 | 32 | 18 |
347 | I found a guy who can do it, but he wants a round table. | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
348 | He'll be out for a while. Hernia surgery. | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
349 | Arthur took exception with the concept that the pen is mightier than the sword. | 1.3596 | 0.04747 | 178 | 129 | 34 | 15 |
350 | Three factor authentication sucks. | 1.3596 | 0.04813 | 178 | 130 | 32 | 16 |
351 | Just one more task and your promotion will be finalized. | 1.3596 | 0.04813 | 178 | 130 | 32 | 16 |
352 | Yes, I know it is rife with symbolism. Nontheless, I still think it's bad design. | 1.3596 | 0.04611 | 178 | 127 | 38 | 13 |
353 | I see no CEO replacement has met the recruitment requirements | 1.3563 | 0.04386 | 174 | 121 | 44 | 9 |
354 | You have to admit, it's better than our current election process. | 1.3563 | 0.04750 | 174 | 126 | 34 | 14 |
355 | I told you it would be a hostile takeover. | 1.3563 | 0.04461 | 174 | 122 | 42 | 10 |
356 | He didn't say a word. Just showed everybody his winning lotto ticket, stuck that thing in his desk, and walked out the door! | 1.3563 | 0.04955 | 174 | 129 | 28 | 17 |
357 | And here is where the magic happens. | 1.3563 | 0.04679 | 174 | 125 | 36 | 13 |
358 | Arthur always has the coolest paperweights | 1.3563 | 0.04750 | 174 | 126 | 34 | 14 |
359 | He usually forgets his keys. | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
360 | This part of the interview will be a little more hands-on. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
361 | Corporate raiders, by the look of things. | 1.3529 | 0.04525 | 170 | 120 | 40 | 10 |
362 | Congratulations, you’ve reached the final stage in our interview process! | 1.3529 | 0.04823 | 170 | 124 | 32 | 14 |
363 | Legend has it the True Leader of the Free World will pluck the sword free once the swamp is drained | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
364 | Our algorithm stripped the interview process down to the essentials. | 1.3512 | 0.04635 | 168 | 120 | 37 | 11 |
365 | I won't miss the drama. | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
366 | Well, I guess it's down to the two of us, Artie. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
367 | This is the skill test for women candidates. | 1.3512 | 0.05076 | 168 | 126 | 25 | 17 |
368 | This is our CEO’s idea of a succession plan. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
369 | Oh gosh no. That just turns on the computer. | 1.3512 | 0.04558 | 168 | 119 | 39 | 10 |
370 | I think I've found Arthur's letter opener. | 1.3512 | 0.05005 | 168 | 125 | 27 | 16 |
371 | If ye can initiate a three-party conference call using that phone on the first try, the job shall be yours forever more. | 1.3512 | 0.05005 | 168 | 125 | 27 | 16 |
372 | Actually, it's just the light switch. | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
373 | The good news is that the spider is definitely dead... | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
374 | Did you see the 15 century gap in his resume? He said he was 'finding himself'. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
375 | Go ahead, Art. Give it a try. | 1.3494 | 0.04175 | 166 | 113 | 48 | 5 |
376 | Get Merlin from accounting. He'll get rid of this. | 1.3494 | 0.05188 | 166 | 126 | 22 | 18 |
377 | Notice there is no pen. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
378 | An MBA from Harvard is not enough to become CEO any more. | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
379 | He left for more noble pursuits. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
380 | Legend has it that the one who removes it gets 300 times more pay, a penthouse apartment, and a new desk. | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
381 | We don't give the corner office to just anybody. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
382 | And of course the Lady of the Lake would be your administrative assistant. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
383 | and I thought he got the axe. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
384 | Unfortunately, no, it isn't a metaphor. | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
385 | No Pressure. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
386 | Call IT. We’ve been hacked. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
387 | It comes out easily, actually, but nobody wants the job. | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
388 | Looks like Arthur is getting the promotion. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 164 | 117 | 37 | 10 |
389 | Arthur said he had a new idea for choosing the next vice president. | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
390 | Now do you understand the shape of the table in the board room? | 1.3476 | 0.04376 | 164 | 114 | 43 | 7 |
391 | There's just one last interview question... | 1.3476 | 0.04202 | 164 | 112 | 47 | 5 |
392 | They say only Robert Mueller can pull it out. | 1.3476 | 0.04938 | 164 | 121 | 29 | 14 |
393 | I knew Medieval Mondays was a bad idea... | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
394 | Whoso pulleth out this sword from this desk . . . is still an exhausted and defeated middle-manager with little hope for real success or even appreciation. | 1.3457 | 0.05055 | 162 | 121 | 26 | 15 |
395 | We take the headhunting business seriously. | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
396 | He thought it was a step up from ‘the buck stops here’. | 1.3457 | 0.04493 | 162 | 114 | 40 | 8 |
397 | The standards for promotion here are pretty competitive... | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
398 | The search committee came up with another requirement. | 1.3457 | 0.04406 | 162 | 113 | 42 | 7 |
399 | Do you think you have what it takes to work at Excalibur Investments? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
400 | No no no...HIGH caliber. I said I hope our new manager is HIGH caliber. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
401 | If you succeed, your next challenge will be pulling the cell phone from the intern’s hand. | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
402 | No need for interviews—we’re looking for just the right person to run the King Arthur Flour Company. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
403 | Just try to leverage it. | 1.3418 | 0.04469 | 158 | 111 | 40 | 7 |
404 | I take it the Exit Interview did not go well | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
405 | This isn't what I had in mind when I told you to stick it to the man | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
406 | Don't worry, I have a pen. | 1.3418 | 0.04981 | 158 | 117 | 28 | 13 |
407 | This IS the interview. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
408 | He always said the pen was mightier than the sword. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
409 | It's double-edged. Tough on hiring, but makes for quick work on exit interviews. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
410 | Looks like Mr. Zorro has stepped out for a sandwich. | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
411 | It would appear the CEO position is still open. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
412 | I guess they finally pierced the corporate veil. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
413 | We've had five applicants, and so far, five hernias. | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
414 | So Arthur, this will be your new office. | 1.3397 | 0.05022 | 156 | 116 | 27 | 13 |
415 | Granted, it's a bit medieval, but selecting a CEO based on integrity hasn't exactly worked out. | 1.3397 | 0.04855 | 156 | 114 | 31 | 11 |
416 | Whoever pulls the sword from this desk also gets reserved parking. | 1.3397 | 0.04681 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
417 | Actually, it's the dimmer for the lamp. | 1.3397 | 0.04681 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
418 | A job of mythic proportions. | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
419 | Was that there when we left? | 1.3377 | 0.04894 | 154 | 113 | 30 | 11 |
420 | ...I said we want higher CALIBER employees | 1.3377 | 0.05148 | 154 | 116 | 24 | 14 |
421 | The day he quit was legendary. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
422 | Is there any way this is good news? | 1.3356 | 0.04427 | 149 | 104 | 40 | 5 |
423 | It's a bit archaic, but it's a proven method | 1.3356 | 0.04427 | 149 | 104 | 40 | 5 |
424 | Let's try some WD-40. | 1.3355 | 0.04845 | 152 | 111 | 31 | 10 |
425 | you're lucky; most people don't have a phone. | 1.3355 | 0.05108 | 152 | 114 | 25 | 13 |
426 | We had to find a way for the male executives to have a dick measuring contest without literally having a dick measuring contest. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
427 | Is this his way of telling us he wants a round table? | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
428 | Bet you it still goes to the boss's kid. | 1.3355 | 0.05358 | 152 | 117 | 19 | 16 |
429 | Bob, is this meeting set in stone? | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
430 | Finish this last part of the interview, and the job is yours. | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
431 | I heard they were making cuts at the top. | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
432 | It's password protected. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
433 | A hernia took out the last CEO candidate. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
434 | Or bring in the head of Medusa and you can have the corner office. | 1.3333 | 0.05152 | 150 | 113 | 24 | 13 |
435 | We never needed the pure-of-heart before. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
436 | He always leaves his desk so neat. | 1.3333 | 0.04562 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
437 | You know it's going to be a woman who pulls it out. Right? | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
438 | For now, you’ll be in Mr. Damocles’ old office. | 1.3333 | 0.05152 | 150 | 113 | 24 | 13 |
439 | Whoso pulleth out this sword gets a key to the executive washroom. | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 150 | 105 | 40 | 5 |
440 | Can I assume the conference room has a round table? | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
441 | She doesn't believe that nonsense about the pen. | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
442 | I guess Arthur quit. | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
443 | It's pretty much what you think. | 1.3333 | 0.04504 | 150 | 106 | 38 | 6 |
444 | This brings us to the final part of our interview. | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
445 | The last person behind this desk was a real legend. | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
446 | I heard the job is up for grabs. | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
447 | No, you pull it. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
448 | Since Dodd-Frank, we’ve been taking a fresh approach to executive promotions. | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
449 | And this is the HR department. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
450 | Were thinking it makes as much sense as the Electoral College. | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
451 | At least we aren't getting the ax. | 1.3311 | 0.04537 | 148 | 105 | 37 | 6 |
452 | At least I won't have that hanging over my head anymore. | 1.3311 | 0.04637 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
453 | ...so did you get the spider? | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
454 | Yes, you could say that the corporate takeover was hostile. | 1.3311 | 0.04735 | 148 | 107 | 33 | 8 |
455 | If you can pull it out, you won't have to work here anymore. | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
456 | It’s the new Excalibur mouse | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
457 | You go ahead, my hernia's acting up. | 1.3311 | 0.04831 | 148 | 108 | 31 | 9 |
458 | Even after a year President Trump still can't manage to budge it | 1.3311 | 0.05109 | 148 | 111 | 25 | 12 |
459 | In lieu of interviews, we're taking a different approach with all our job candidates. | 1.3311 | 0.04925 | 148 | 109 | 29 | 10 |
460 | We find this is a much faster hiring process | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
461 | I would try, but this isn't the kingdom I imagined. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
462 | Yes, Arthur was forced to resign, but he had a damn good sense of humor. | 1.3288 | 0.04570 | 146 | 104 | 36 | 6 |
463 | This explains the round table in the conference room. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
464 | Your new office, where you'll be in charge of cost cutting. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
465 | Don’t get too excited. We just need you to fix the desk. | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
466 | And he was afraid he'd get the axe.... | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
467 | Yeah, so now the sword is mightier. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
468 | Apparently there's been a hostile takeover. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
469 | You must be better liked, the previous general manager was stabbed in the back. | 1.3288 | 0.04673 | 146 | 105 | 34 | 7 |
470 | The round table arrives next week. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
471 | At least they didn´t give him the axe | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
472 | Believe it or not, it was a paper-cut that finally got him. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
473 | The CEO proposed it to the Board as his succession plan. | 1.3288 | 0.04871 | 146 | 107 | 30 | 9 |
474 | Wait, wrong office. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
475 | This is why my wife tells me I can't work from home. | 1.3288 | 0.05061 | 146 | 109 | 26 | 11 |
476 | We can have our maintenance guy Arthur remove it for you. | 1.3288 | 0.05244 | 146 | 111 | 22 | 13 |
477 | I guess he had more than an axe to grind. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
478 | We've simplified our vetting process... | 1.3264 | 0.04709 | 144 | 104 | 33 | 7 |
479 | Huge upset. The pen lost. | 1.3264 | 0.05199 | 144 | 109 | 23 | 12 |
480 | ...and worse yet, he's starting calling me Sancho. | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
481 | We're still waiting for the one true boss to appear. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
482 | The story of this company is the story of its dyslexic founder, Arthur King. | 1.3264 | 0.05009 | 144 | 107 | 27 | 10 |
483 | After Brexit, no one has even tried pulling it out because no one wants to rule Britain. | 1.3264 | 0.05383 | 144 | 111 | 19 | 14 |
484 | No, Ed, I said let’s bury the hatchet! | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
485 | We’re still waiting for the rightful heir to the company. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
486 | That’s weird. The boss still has a land line on his desk. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
487 | It's a letter opener, or it makes you King, not sure which. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
488 | The last guy got quite the severance | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
489 | Well, at least he didn't get the axe. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
490 | It hasn't been the same since the hostile takeover. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
491 | Call Arthur, in accounting. | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
492 | I see I need to have a talk with the person who prepared your office. I clearly said you were a lefty. | 1.3239 | 0.04850 | 142 | 104 | 30 | 8 |
493 | We do our hiring the old fashioned way | 1.3239 | 0.04640 | 142 | 102 | 34 | 6 |
494 | And now for the final portion of your interview. | 1.3239 | 0.05150 | 142 | 107 | 24 | 11 |
495 | Our last CEO was a legend. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
496 | Yes, you can stand on the desk... | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
497 | He said something about meeting up with Guinevere for spin class and left. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
498 | There was no chance for upward nobility. | 1.3239 | 0.04746 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
499 | We have one more test before we can make you a job offer. | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
500 | When I said take a stab at it I was speaking figuratively | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
501 | And then he got all medieval on me. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
502 | I'm sick of the riddles. Did I get the promotion or not? | 1.3237 | 0.04476 | 139 | 98 | 37 | 4 |
503 | People kept stealing the letter opener. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
504 | He always said he really would have preferred a round desk. | 1.3214 | 0.05294 | 140 | 107 | 21 | 12 |
505 | Maybe the sword is mightier than the pen... | 1.3214 | 0.05294 | 140 | 107 | 21 | 12 |
506 | You have until the end of the day, then tomorrow you have to go and find the Golden Fleece. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
507 | Our hiring procedure is old school. | 1.3214 | 0.04450 | 140 | 99 | 37 | 4 |
508 | "Pendragon's old school. He said the once and future head of HR will reveal himself". | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
509 | And here's the office of the once and future CEO. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
510 | It's entry level, but you have to be the chosen one. | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
511 | Can you call Arthur from the mail room to get rid of that? | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
512 | You'll be taking Mr. Damocles old office. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
513 | This gives new meaning to "severance pay," doesn't it? | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
514 | And with your promotion, the excutive letter opener. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
515 | I’m guessing it was a hostile takeover. | 1.3214 | 0.04675 | 140 | 101 | 33 | 6 |
516 | And now, for the final part of the interview | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
517 | Now I understand why there's a round table in the conference room. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
518 | Should I look under the desk, or do you want to? | 1.3214 | 0.04450 | 140 | 99 | 37 | 4 |
519 | I hope this isn't what he meant by cutting edge... | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
520 | HR is really having a tough time finding Arthur’s replacement | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
521 | This was Damocles' office. | 1.3214 | 0.05390 | 140 | 108 | 19 | 13 |
522 | He must get some very big envelopes. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
523 | No. You do not get to be CEO if you pull it out. Just the head of security. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
524 | Behold: the key to the executive bathroom. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
525 | Legend says that whoever pulls it out is the rightful CEO | 1.3214 | 0.04564 | 140 | 100 | 35 | 5 |
526 | See? And they won't let me have a plant in my office. | 1.3214 | 0.05294 | 140 | 107 | 21 | 12 |
527 | My pen fails to set the same tone. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
528 | Art took the day off to look for a round desk. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
529 | He was legendary. | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
530 | I just know that it's a message, and it's not a good one. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
531 | The boss is obviously not about to fall on it any time soon. | 1.3214 | 0.04890 | 140 | 103 | 29 | 8 |
532 | It doesn't matter. He won the Electoral College. | 1.3214 | 0.05294 | 140 | 107 | 21 | 12 |
533 | The prophecy speaks of the One True MBA. | 1.3214 | 0.05196 | 140 | 106 | 23 | 11 |
534 | And I was scared we’d get the axe. | 1.3214 | 0.04784 | 140 | 102 | 31 | 7 |
535 | …and that’s when this gigantic turtle with a fucking bandana around its eyes, I shit you not, dropped from the ceiling and stabbed my desk. I seriously don’t even know how to begin filing the Facilities department work order. | 1.3203 | 0.05426 | 128 | 97 | 21 | 10 |
536 | He wants you to take care of this first and then make that Russia nonsense go away. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
537 | Get the sword out of the desk and the job is yours, no questions asked. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
538 | Letter opener? Who send letters? | 1.3188 | 0.04482 | 138 | 98 | 36 | 4 |
539 | I always thought the E stood for Executive. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
540 | In lieu of an interview, you get one pull. | 1.3188 | 0.05441 | 138 | 107 | 18 | 13 |
541 | Er, we practice 'lore' here, not law. | 1.3188 | 0.05343 | 138 | 106 | 20 | 12 |
542 | It appears that 'the pen is mightier than the sword' was also fake news. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
543 | One last thing before you’re hired. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
544 | He needed it to open the letter from North Korea. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
545 | Apparently special counsel Mueller stuck it there and no one in the Administration has been able to pull it out! | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
546 | I had no idea they were filming the Apprentice here. | 1.3188 | 0.05343 | 138 | 106 | 20 | 12 |
547 | And you thought the drug test was hard! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
548 | Apparently he was last seen falling on his pen | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
549 | Quick get a pen! | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
550 | Anyone could be our next CEO--it's not set in stone. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
551 | The position comes with a title. | 1.3188 | 0.04598 | 138 | 99 | 34 | 5 |
552 | Huh. I thought he was getting axed. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
553 | It’s all yours if you can pull it off. | 1.3188 | 0.04823 | 138 | 101 | 30 | 7 |
554 | ...and that hero will finally unite Accounts Payable and Accounts Receivable. | 1.3188 | 0.05141 | 138 | 104 | 24 | 10 |
555 | ...because everyone has a degree now, we had to come up with a more creative recruiting technique. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
556 | I guess asking for a raise is out of the question now. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
557 | Yes. This is Arthur's office. Lancelot is in the next room. They share the same secretary. Her name is Guinevere. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
558 | I was expecting a pen. | 1.3188 | 0.05343 | 138 | 106 | 20 | 12 |
559 | We never imagined that it would take so long to find a successor to Warren Buffett. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
560 | So anyway, that's why the conference room table is round. | 1.3185 | 0.04291 | 135 | 94 | 39 | 2 |
561 | This is where we interview for the knight shift. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
562 | Pulling that out is one thing, pulling us out of our second quarter tailspin is another. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
563 | Our CEO Arthur King. Dyslexic, not ironic. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
564 | "It's the President's letter opener. We've convinced him it's his hands that are tiny". | 1.3185 | 0.05428 | 135 | 104 | 19 | 12 |
565 | And they all said it was a waste of time to major in English. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
566 | …and the legends say whosoever pulls the sword from the desk shall be compensated with a long-term incentive plan, access to the company jet, untold restricted stock, and a buttload of cash. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
567 | ... and all our conference rooms have round tables. | 1.3185 | 0.04661 | 135 | 97 | 33 | 5 |
568 | Sorry, Arthur called dibs on this desk | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
569 | Oh, I thought he had been axed... | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
570 | No, this is the office of Rex Caliber, why? | 1.3185 | 0.04291 | 135 | 94 | 39 | 2 |
571 | Poor Bill, he honestly thought that the pen was mightier than the sword | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
572 | No, I don't think anyone's tried WD-40 yet. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
573 | Six month ago, he slid the sword back in, said something about Merlin and a bucket list, and hasn't been seen since. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
574 | I guess the Barbarians got past the gate. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
575 | It speeds up the interview process | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
576 | This beats an expensive CEO interview process. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
577 | I don't see the point. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
578 | And this is Meghan Markle's old desk. | 1.3185 | 0.05221 | 135 | 102 | 23 | 10 |
579 | I wouldn't have bothered with an MBA if I knew this was how they picked new CEOs. | 1.3185 | 0.05529 | 135 | 105 | 17 | 13 |
580 | Sure, but how did they get a desk made of solid stone to the 61st floor? | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
581 | Not to be petty, but the sword in my desk is bigger. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
582 | Here in the Oval Office it means he is not the sharpest “blade” in the drawer, doesn’t have a “handle” on what he does, has lost his “edge” completely and lies to the “hilt”. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
583 | Your wife stopped by while you were at lunch with your secretary. | 1.3185 | 0.05221 | 135 | 102 | 23 | 10 |
584 | This is Arthur King's office. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
585 | We're promoting you to medieval management. | 1.3185 | 0.05114 | 135 | 101 | 25 | 9 |
586 | Consider yourself lucky. It used to be a stone. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
587 | Not sure what it means, but I'll take a stab at it. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
588 | Whoever can pull it out gets the platinum health care plan. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
589 | At least it's not hanging over my head anymore | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
590 | It’s been like that since the Camelot merger | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
591 | Can you believe it? He gets his 23andMe back and all the sudden he thinks he's King Arthur. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
592 | His letter opener was legendary. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
593 | It's true that this is how the company selects its CEO, but we also use it for birthday cake. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
594 | Pendragon made sure that taking his place as CEO wasn't going to be easy. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
595 | We'd meant it as a metaphor. | 1.3162 | 0.04633 | 136 | 98 | 33 | 5 |
596 | With all the budget cuts, they cant afford an axe anymore. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
597 | Forever vacant. This is the office of the Vice President for Corporate Ethics. | 1.3162 | 0.04973 | 136 | 101 | 27 | 8 |
598 | I know its a little unorthodox, but you would be amazed how much search firms are charging. | 1.3162 | 0.04749 | 136 | 99 | 31 | 6 |
599 | And now for the final step in your CEO interview process. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
600 | Damocles must be on a coffee break. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
601 | We’re still adjusting to the hostile takeover. | 1.3158 | 0.04318 | 133 | 93 | 38 | 2 |
602 | They say who ever can pull the sword from the desk, gets to die rich and miserable. | 1.3139 | 0.05359 | 137 | 106 | 19 | 12 |
603 | Pull it out and you're hired. | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
604 | HR doesn't like it but we find it really weeds out the losers. | 1.3139 | 0.04832 | 137 | 101 | 29 | 7 |
605 | Just wait till they see how big your pen is. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
606 | At least we're not getting the axe. | 1.3139 | 0.04365 | 137 | 97 | 37 | 3 |
607 | Your predecessor was a fool for mixed metaphors. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
608 | No, YOU look underneath. | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
609 | Well, it was bound to happen. He fell by the sword. | 1.3134 | 0.05126 | 134 | 101 | 24 | 9 |
610 | Legend has it that he who removes the sword from the desk, will achieve modest growth in the fourth quarter using a combined strategy of targeted investmentent and fiscal restraint. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
611 | If you can pull that out, Arthur, you won't need stock options. | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
612 | So, there's just one last thing in our CEO interview process... | 1.3134 | 0.04903 | 134 | 99 | 28 | 7 |
613 | You asked: 'What must one do around here to get the corner office?' | 1.3134 | 0.05235 | 134 | 102 | 22 | 10 |
614 | It's tough to replace a man of that Excalibur. | 1.3134 | 0.05341 | 134 | 103 | 20 | 11 |
615 | ... and for nights, we use a round table. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
616 | Looks like the C.E.O. position is still open. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
617 | It's to open mail from North Korea. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
618 | ...I didn’t even mean to click Reply All. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
619 | Have it off my desk by end of day. | 1.3106 | 0.04451 | 132 | 94 | 35 | 3 |
620 | Legend says whoever pulls the sword ends up holding a sword. | 1.3106 | 0.05392 | 132 | 102 | 19 | 11 |
621 | This is what happens when you try to engage in a round table discussion. | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
622 | Push pins aren’t macho! | 1.3106 | 0.05283 | 132 | 101 | 21 | 10 |
623 | Obviously, the meeting didn't go well. | 1.3106 | 0.04704 | 132 | 96 | 31 | 5 |
624 | Hostile takeover indeed. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
625 | We have a unique severance package... | 1.3088 | 0.05168 | 136 | 104 | 22 | 10 |
626 | I thought you asked if I handle excel | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
627 | It was supposed to be a letter opener, but the Selection Committee got carried away. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
628 | You know what to do, Arthur. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
629 | Go get Arthur. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
630 | You're welcome to try, but it's a lateral move | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
631 | He ran out hollering for his horse... | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
632 | Your resume means nothing. | 1.3053 | 0.04833 | 131 | 97 | 28 | 6 |
633 | Pulling it out's easy. Walking up Broadway with it is the hard part. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
634 | He’s hoping someone will pull it out, so he can retire. | 1.3047 | 0.04648 | 128 | 93 | 31 | 4 |
635 | Sometimes a surgeon should stay a surgeon. | 1.3047 | 0.04905 | 128 | 95 | 27 | 6 |
636 | Looks like Marketing has thrown down the gauntlet to Finance! | 1.3047 | 0.05029 | 128 | 96 | 25 | 7 |
637 | Our interviews are a little...old-fashioned. | 1.3047 | 0.04514 | 128 | 92 | 33 | 3 |
638 | Filling this position has been a nightmare for HR. | 1.3047 | 0.04514 | 128 | 92 | 33 | 3 |
639 | The search criteria is medieval, but the comp package is fit for a king. | 1.3043 | 0.05683 | 115 | 89 | 17 | 9 |
640 | In lieu of an interview, we have developed a pracitcum. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
641 | I suppose I should have warned him that Melania was dropping in. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
642 | At least it’s not set in stone | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
643 | No one uses a pen anymore. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
644 | Trump thinks it's rigged. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
645 | If you think that's impressive, you should see his pen. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
646 | We're convinced the new CEO will come in our lifetime. The office pool is up to $436. | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
647 | The last guy who had this office was pretty legendary. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
648 | He did that after his request for a round table got denied. | 1.3040 | 0.04284 | 125 | 88 | 36 | 1 |
649 | Since Tillerson left no one’s even bothered to try. | 1.3040 | 0.04714 | 125 | 91 | 30 | 4 |
650 | No one has pulled it out yet, but we've had four worker's comp claims from people who tried. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
651 | Yeah, Mick just scribbled a sharpie all over the office, including the bottom of the door for God knows what reason, called it shading and insisted he was a good enough artist to be published in The New Yorker. This city will mess you up. | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
652 | They'll never find another man of his excalibur. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
653 | I was wondering if we have a smaller letter opener in the supply room. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
654 | He wasn’t really cut out for a desk jab. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
655 | Well, the ex CEO just wasn't the right caliber. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
656 | A regular letter opener would be fine. | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
657 | I get it...i'm difficult... | 1.3016 | 0.05073 | 126 | 95 | 24 | 7 |
658 | If you can pull it out you'll be able to slide that laptop over. | 1.3016 | 0.05318 | 126 | 97 | 20 | 9 |
659 | Be careful...the last guy that applied for the job threw his back out. | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
660 | We're looking for someone who can cut through the red tape. | 1.3008 | 0.05024 | 123 | 92 | 25 | 6 |
661 | I was going to take a stab at that promotion. Looks like the other guy beat me to it! | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
662 | It glows when politicians and lobbyists are nearby. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
663 | here we believe that the sword is much mightier than the pen | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
664 | Funny story. The last guy would fire people by email and then hide under his desk. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
665 | Last time I saw him he was mumbling something about a lady and a lake. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
666 | We don't ask much here at Galahad, Arthur and Merlin. | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
667 | The Lady in the Lake is our largest shareholder. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
668 | It's not our fault women just don't have the upper body strength to be CEO. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
669 | Late 14th century, probably Teutonic, not original to the desk. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
670 | Okay, well that explains why he ordered a round table for the boardroom. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
671 | I think he misunderstood me when I said we need to execute the contract. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
672 | There's only one interview question, but it's a tough one. | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
673 | References, smeferences; removeth this sword and the job is yours. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
674 | The rest of my team got the axe. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
675 | The only one who's been able to lift it is the cleaning lady. | 1.2984 | 0.05608 | 124 | 98 | 15 | 11 |
676 | There are some risks with the job. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
677 | Whatever you do, don't pull it out before the Boss does. | 1.2984 | 0.05608 | 124 | 98 | 15 | 11 |
678 | That letter opener was given to him by his great grandfather. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
679 | The moment Bob realized he had been promoted beyond his level of competence. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
680 | Another day, another hostile take over. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
681 | The pen lost this one. | 1.2984 | 0.04856 | 124 | 92 | 27 | 5 |
682 | The hard part is keeping it out of your back. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
683 | He never loses a memo. | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
684 | You will need to be explicit when discussing severance. | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
685 | They call it Executive Caliber | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
686 | He must be serious; I thought the gauntlet thing was just a joke | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
687 | We’re still in the Middle Ages when it comes to succession planning. | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 95 | 21 | 8 |
688 | We use it to vet cpas. If you can slay a dragon, you can cook the books. | 1.2984 | 0.05489 | 124 | 97 | 17 | 10 |
689 | We couldn't pull it out, so we just built the office around it. | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
690 | So that’s why we got a round table in the conference room. | 1.2984 | 0.04989 | 124 | 93 | 25 | 6 |
691 | I'd like to see a pen do that... | 1.2984 | 0.05369 | 124 | 96 | 19 | 9 |
692 | It's not that metaphysical. You just push it forward, and the drawer opens. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
693 | Monday. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
694 | She tends to work the knight shift. | 1.2975 | 0.05707 | 121 | 96 | 14 | 11 |
695 | I told you to give him the ax. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
696 | Whoever pulls it out gets the corner office.... | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
697 | The hard part was getting it out of the VP's back. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
698 | It's better than being stabbed in the back. | 1.2975 | 0.04642 | 121 | 88 | 30 | 3 |
699 | The meeting must be in the war room. | 1.2975 | 0.04335 | 121 | 86 | 34 | 1 |
700 | I say we leave it. | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
701 | Wasn't your computer tech guy working under there? | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
702 | The assertiveness training needs to be turned down an notch. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
703 | Honestly, I clicked “Upgrade Excel” not “Upgrade Excalibur” | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
704 | I think somebody wants my job. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
705 | Guess what ? We have to slash the budget again! | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
706 | I liked it better when he just drew a line in the sand. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
707 | As the legend goes, only someone with honor, decency, and inner strength can remove the sword and be crowned CEO...... but we only recruit MBAs. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
708 | Bob is out with a stabbing headache. | 1.2975 | 0.05585 | 121 | 95 | 16 | 10 |
709 | We need somebody with some real pull. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
710 | Whoever can remove it gets to rule all of the Research Division. It's called Excalibrator. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
711 | I told you this would happen- the guy is a level twelve D&D warlock. His name is Mind Flayer for God's sake and you parked in his spot. | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
712 | Just checking...you did ask them install 'Word' on my desktop? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
713 | The ironic thing is it's a bulletproof desk. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
714 | Forget it, Artie. The CEO and a dozen executive vice presidents have already tried to pull it out. That thing isn't going anywhere. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
715 | Well that explains why the conference table is round | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
716 | Better watch your knees. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
717 | Apparently, he who lives by the sword gets fired by the sword. | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
718 | You go first. | 1.2975 | 0.05460 | 121 | 94 | 18 | 9 |
719 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk, is right wise upper-management born. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
720 | They fired Arthur last week, so you'll just have to work around it. | 1.2975 | 0.04930 | 121 | 90 | 26 | 5 |
721 | The last step in our interview process is...unconventional. | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
722 | Whoever pulls the sword from the desk becomes CEO of Enron. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
723 | Camelot or Spam-a-lot , choose wisely ! | 1.2960 | 0.04547 | 125 | 91 | 31 | 3 |
724 | And wait till you see the letter they expect you to open. | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
725 | We shall answer our readers the day the letter opener is finally pulled... | 1.2951 | 0.04895 | 122 | 91 | 26 | 5 |
726 | Possibly a little better than getting axed. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
727 | Guess he's binge watching Game Of Thrones again. | 1.2951 | 0.05294 | 122 | 94 | 20 | 8 |
728 | I'll be candid. We've had some trouble filling this position. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
729 | Whoever pulls it out is the new CEO | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
730 | Many have failed, Mr. Arthur, but to become CEO ... | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
731 | This time its electrified. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
732 | So few people aspire to middle management. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
733 | Arthur, it's worth a try. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
734 | I remember when we just used to send pink slips. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
735 | Don't trust him, he's a deskstabber. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
736 | Your desk includes a letter opener. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
737 | That's nothing. You should see Google's employment test. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
738 | I hope you don't mind working knights. | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
739 | It's a fake. That desk isn't stone. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
740 | Your new office comes with cutting edge technology. | 1.2941 | 0.05642 | 119 | 94 | 15 | 10 |
741 | Well, Art, you can probably guess why we came directly to you. | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
742 | We're hoping to get an editor a bit more grounded in the Classics. | 1.2941 | 0.05250 | 119 | 91 | 21 | 7 |
743 | In my day you got the axe. Those millennials just can't leave well enough alone. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
744 | I am out of the office and will have limited access to chain mail. | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
745 | Looks like a definite no on that caption you submitted to the New Yorker. | 1.2941 | 0.05384 | 119 | 92 | 19 | 8 |
746 | We should probably call Arthur from Maintenance... | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
747 | They say whoever pulls it out gets promoted to CEO. | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
748 | The competition begins for the next CEO of King Arthur Flour. | 1.2927 | 0.05504 | 123 | 97 | 16 | 10 |
749 | Your tests and interviews went well, but the physical will be decisive. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
750 | Well, Art, this is your chance to rule all of accounting. | 1.2927 | 0.05382 | 123 | 96 | 18 | 9 |
751 | Legend has it that HR got tired of evaluating resumes. | 1.2927 | 0.05257 | 123 | 95 | 20 | 8 |
752 | Mr. Klemp is unavailable due to a hernia strain. | 1.2927 | 0.04579 | 123 | 90 | 30 | 3 |
753 | This IS the interview. | 1.2927 | 0.04861 | 123 | 92 | 26 | 5 |
754 | The partnership track at this firm is positively medieval. | 1.2917 | 0.04644 | 120 | 88 | 29 | 3 |
755 | Not again... | 1.2917 | 0.04792 | 120 | 89 | 27 | 4 |
756 | We've had the hardest time finding qualified candidates. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
757 | Technology is always a double edged sword. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
758 | We had to cut him. | 1.2906 | 0.05702 | 117 | 93 | 14 | 10 |
759 | Even if you can only get it a little way out you still might get an internship. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
760 | It's this way, Arthur. Our CEOs are selected on the basis of divine right? | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
761 | This used to be Damocles' office. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
762 | I guess Arthur retired. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
763 | They missed | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
764 | We only have one interview question... | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
765 | The sword? Oh, that's the easy part. If you want the job, you also have to clear out the inbox and voicemail. | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
766 | We do offer a fast track to upper management. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
767 | alas, a mixed metaphor written in stone | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
768 | It's as good a method as any for choosing the new CEO... | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
769 | Get Arthur in here. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
770 | It certainly has discouraged people from asking for raises, but I can’t open my middle drawer any more. | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
771 | Looks like a double edged sword to me. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
772 | A takeovers will require leverage. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
773 | It's cheap and equally as effective as our prior recruitment methods. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
774 | On second thought, maybe we should just ask the applicants about their strengths and weaknesses. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
775 | HR doesn't approve. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
776 | It's not the holy grail, but you can work your way up. | 1.2906 | 0.04711 | 117 | 86 | 28 | 3 |
777 | Whosoever pulls the sword from the desk gets to be CEO, explain our last quarterly results, overcome the shareholder hordes at our upcoming annual meeting, and fight off the circling private equity vultures. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
778 | Mankoff’s old office. He left this, and a note ‘How about sever? Does sever work for you?’ | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
779 | It's a great position, but we haven't found anyone who qualifies. | 1.2906 | 0.04552 | 117 | 85 | 30 | 2 |
780 | I wasn't awarded my own realm or anything, so I put it back. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
781 | It’s for when you have to work knights. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
782 | You've successfully made it through a dozen interviews. Now things get real. | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
783 | Actually, the round table is in the conference room... | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
784 | Sadly, his pen was not mightier. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
785 | Here's the office of our once and future CEO. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
786 | Excalibur? No, just an ostentatious letter opener. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
787 | Don't complain. My Secret Santa gift was a kitty cat coffee mug... | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
788 | Most people leave a business card. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
789 | I love it, but I think the placement is all wrong. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
790 | That’s going to leave a mark. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
791 | This cuts down on the interview process | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
792 | What would you think of a round desk with a few more chairs? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
793 | The legend says whoever can pull out the sword is the one true Regional Sales VP - Midwest Division. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
794 | Unfortunately, Arthur's skill set was narrower than we had anticipated. | 1.2903 | 0.04548 | 124 | 91 | 30 | 3 |
795 | It's tough. You have to pull out the sword AND figure out his password. | 1.2903 | 0.05465 | 124 | 98 | 16 | 10 |
796 | That's the lever that sets the thermostat for the entire floor. | 1.2903 | 0.05343 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
797 | Hostile takeover. | 1.2903 | 0.04402 | 124 | 90 | 32 | 2 |
798 | Holy Grail no. A view of Central Park, yes. | 1.2903 | 0.05583 | 124 | 99 | 14 | 11 |
799 | It's an exact replica of the one Obama left in the Oval office. | 1.2903 | 0.05092 | 124 | 95 | 22 | 7 |
800 | Yours leans a little to the left too, huh? | 1.2903 | 0.05465 | 124 | 98 | 16 | 10 |
801 | Looks like more cuts are coming. | 1.2903 | 0.05219 | 124 | 96 | 20 | 8 |
802 | I called the British Embassy, but they don't know how to get it out either | 1.2903 | 0.05343 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
803 | Probably not the best day to ask him for a raise. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
804 | The president has a rather exalted view of his position | 1.2893 | 0.05040 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
805 | HR is trying out a new selection process. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
806 | Couldn't even fall on his own sword. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
807 | This is going to be one tough interview. | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
808 | Remember when I told you that the job comes with challenges? | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
809 | Surprisingly it was the PowerPoint that killed him. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
810 | The letter opener comes from Texas. | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
811 | You asked if this firm is “old school”? I would say, “Medieval!” | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
812 | That's for opening letters from Kim Jong-Un. | 1.2870 | 0.05628 | 115 | 91 | 15 | 9 |
813 | Legend has it that whoever can remove the sword can pardon himself for all past and future crimes. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
814 | Remove the sword and this corner office with a view is yours, Partner! | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
815 | The last guy said it was a letter opener. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
816 | After the Mueller Report, the Special Prosecutor’s office was returned to its original condition. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
817 | You need an MBA too. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
818 | It's to open his paycheck. | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
819 | Arthur has a unique password system. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
820 | This is the toughest part of the interview. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
821 | I told you he didn't get the ax. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
822 | Pull the sword and you never have to deal with another email about privacy policy. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
823 | Just one more test, Art, and the window office is yours. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
824 | Our succession plan is legendary. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
825 | I'd hate to see what his pen looks like. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
826 | The top drawer sticks | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
827 | Before we promote you to department head Arthur, you will need to successfully complete one final task ... | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
828 | Whoever can remove it will rule H.R. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
829 | No, you don’t get to rule Britain, but you will be able to use the desk. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
830 | Turns out you don't have to be worthy or even qualified. Welcome to D.C. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
831 | It started off as a joke, but no one thought it was funny. Now it's just stuck in there. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
832 | Merlin in Human Resources suggested we skip the job interview | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
833 | At least he took a stab at it. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
834 | The Request was for a letter opener | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
835 | So Arthur, welcome to the job interview. | 1.2870 | 0.05762 | 115 | 92 | 13 | 10 |
836 | Pulling it out is the easy part. Cutting the red tape with it is another matter. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
837 | This is what you need to slay the wolf of wall street. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
838 | I really don’t see the point. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
839 | We’ve upgraded our method for screening hires | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
840 | Our CEO search committee may need some new blood. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
841 | His alternative was to fall on it. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
842 | And the round table is in the conference room. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
843 | Your other option is the office with a smart phone. | 1.2857 | 0.04472 | 112 | 81 | 30 | 1 |
844 | Your interview’s gone well today, Artie. There’s just one last thing ... | 1.2857 | 0.04472 | 112 | 81 | 30 | 1 |
845 | See Gary, I told you the new boss was incredibly sharp. | 1.2845 | 0.04550 | 116 | 85 | 29 | 2 |
846 | It's almost as if no one wants to be in charge of our sexual harassment training. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
847 | Just another side effect of working knights. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
848 | What did you expect from the King Arthur Flour Company for prospective CEO's ? | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
849 | No, it slides right out, but then you're immediately under indictment. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
850 | Next time you might try a fly swatter. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
851 | I thought the pen was mightier. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
852 | We paid McKinsey a million dollars for a succession strategy. This was their suggestion. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
853 | It’s really not hard to pull out, but the company is in receivership. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
854 | The company declined his request for a standing desk. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
855 | It's going to be hard to find someone of his Excalibur! | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
856 | This might be why James manspreads in the conference room. | 1.2832 | 0.05825 | 113 | 91 | 12 | 10 |
857 | Merlin, down in HR, thought we should give it a try. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
858 | Told you they'd never axe him. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
859 | Damocles works from home on Wednesdays. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
860 | So, Arthur, tell me why you think you'd be a good fit to lead our company. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
861 | He called it a 'Texas letter opener". | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
862 | THERE’s my letter opener! | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
863 | I believe it's his way of saying "I quit." | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
864 | Sorry, no, this doesn't count as password protected. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
865 | Go on, give it a stab. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
866 | They’re still looking for someone of the right caliber... | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
867 | ...and if you can remove THAT you'll get a key to the executive washroom! | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
868 | Our corporate culture has always taken a dim view of backstabbing. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
869 | This is the final part of the application process. | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
870 | Whoso pulleth the sword shall middle-manageth the Human Resources. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
871 | Arthur? Guinevere? | 1.2832 | 0.05102 | 113 | 86 | 22 | 5 |
872 | It’s how we will know the one true HR manager. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
873 | Yeah, except whoever pulls it out has to fix the desk. | 1.2832 | 0.05687 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 9 |
874 | Makes a change from being stabbed in the back | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
875 | Arthur thought this new job might not be set in stone. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
876 | Interesting power point. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
877 | The pen may be mightier but this one has wifi controls and an app. | 1.2832 | 0.05254 | 113 | 87 | 20 | 6 |
878 | The Once and Future C.E.O. | 1.2832 | 0.05402 | 113 | 88 | 18 | 7 |
879 | Yes, that's correct. Then we hang it above your chair by a thread. | 1.2832 | 0.05547 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
880 | Mr. Buffet said it has something to do with who his successor will be. | 1.2832 | 0.04782 | 113 | 84 | 26 | 3 |
881 | This is how we do succession planning. | 1.2818 | 0.04499 | 110 | 80 | 29 | 1 |
882 | It’s to open the letter Trump got from Kim Jung Un. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
883 | I told you they'd give Arthur this office. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
884 | The axe must be out for sharpening | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
885 | Christ, what an asshole. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
886 | This is what happens when you binge watch Suits and Game of Thrones in the same weekend. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
887 | You should see the suit he wears to work. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
888 | We had to do that after the last guy fell on his. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
889 | I don't know, but do you think maybe your wife knows your cheating on her? | 1.2818 | 0.05346 | 110 | 85 | 19 | 6 |
890 | You'll be working very late knights here. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
891 | This looks like a classic desk job. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
892 | This is where we negotiate contracts with our teachers | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
893 | He either has a King Arthur complex or that’s one hell of a letter opener. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
894 | Looks like I didn't get the ax, but I'm not sure what this means | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
895 | It's a family company, and the old man REALLY doesn't want to retire. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
896 | So, you’ve been having issues with your desktop wizard? | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
897 | So it really is true that The New Yorker has preserved E. B. White's desk. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
898 | Wow, a sword? You're quite lucky. The last two guys got the axe! | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
899 | They say whoever pulls the sword out is the rightful owner to the unclaimed lunch in the corporate fridge. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
900 | This is a cutthroat industry! | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
901 | Whosoever can remove the sword shall receive a defined benefit pension plan | 1.2807 | 0.05361 | 114 | 89 | 18 | 7 |
902 | I think he was expecting a round table. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
903 | Whoever can pull it out will become the next President. It's a two-edged sword. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
904 | The short version is that he expressed that pen being mightier crap once too often. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
905 | Fred, we're giving you Damocles' office. He won't be back. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
906 | ...but the downside is, your wife will cheat on you with Lance from mergers & acquisitions. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
907 | Note to self: Don’t hide under desk. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
908 | King Arthur contemplates the usefulness of his MBA. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
909 | Now show me if you have exec caliber. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
910 | It's the best the search committee could come up with. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
911 | Actually no one has tried. The job really sucks. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
912 | So, Mr. Damocles finally retired after all these years. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
913 | We got tired of reading resumes and scheduling interviews. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
914 | .”..and you’ve met Guinevere in accounting?” | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
915 | Have you tried pulling it out and putting it back in again? | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
916 | If you can pull it out, you get health and dental. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
917 | Oh that thing. It was put there by the Lady of the Lake Placid Branch and no one can get it out. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
918 | That's how you sign a resignation letter. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
919 | If you can pull it out, we make you CEO until someone stabs you in the back with it. | 1.2793 | 0.04465 | 111 | 81 | 29 | 1 |
920 | If you can remove the sword, the job is yours. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
921 | Yeah, Arthur decided to go on a sabbatical. They haven’t found a good replacement yet. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
922 | I told you they were changing the password recovery protocol. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
923 | We’re fairly certain this isn’t Russian collusion, but the British may be involved. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
924 | The last guy was a bit of a legend. | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
925 | Yes, I have to agree, the sword is mightier than the laptop. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
926 | Just pull it out and you’re CEO. | 1.2793 | 0.05889 | 111 | 90 | 11 | 10 |
927 | I told him that casual weapons day was a bad idea. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
928 | We're still on a quest to find a qualified applicant. | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
929 | They say this executive recruiter is a wizard. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
930 | If you do get it out, your work-life balance is pretty much shot. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
931 | In addition, there are the standard dragons to slay, princesses to awaken, plus amortized capital depreciations to calculate. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
932 | Nuh-uh, Damocles, not Arthur. The crew will reset the sword before you move in. | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
933 | Of course the monarchy doesn't have any real power anymore, but you would get a nice corner office. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
934 | The last guy couldn't cut it. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
935 | So, you said your name was Arthur? | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
936 | I think Arthur may be taking his new job a little too seriously | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
937 | Remove it, Arthur, and you get my job…although, it's not set in stone. | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
938 | Whoso pulleth out this sword from the desk is rightwise managing partner. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
939 | I guess we were wrong all along. The sword is mightier than the pen. | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
940 | Listen up, Art. I knew Arthur, and you're no Arthur. | 1.2793 | 0.05748 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
941 | It was the CEO Search Committee's idea. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
942 | Yes, our boardroom table is round. Why do you ask? | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
943 | The interview process has really gotten tougher. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
944 | Actually, the sword is mightier than the pen! | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
945 | Subtle | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
946 | Why don’t you give it a try, son, while Arthur is getting the coffee? | 1.2793 | 0.04985 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
947 | Pulling out the sword is easy. Guessing the password is the real test. | 1.2793 | 0.05303 | 111 | 86 | 19 | 6 |
948 | This really simplifies the hiring process. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
949 | I hear you have pull. Show me. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
950 | I think the promotion has gone to Arthur’s head. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
951 | I still think Pink Slips work just as well. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
952 | Succession plan. | 1.2783 | 0.05319 | 115 | 90 | 18 | 7 |
953 | I thought the pen was mightier than the sword. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
954 | He wasn't even planning on having a vasectomy. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
955 | Our succession plan is legendary. | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
956 | We're looking for a candidate with legendary problem solving skills. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
957 | We can't make Arthur king, but here's his chance to be CEO! | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
958 | It’s going to be hard to replace Arthur. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
959 | Stop dreaming, Arthur. You'll never run this company. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
960 | First office bris I've seen. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
961 | Apparently the anger management course he took didn't help much. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
962 | They say his name was Damocles | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
963 | Ah yes, the sword. Nobody knows how it got there, but it's Friday, so nobody really cares either. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
964 | ...but if you want a corner office, you should really talk to the Lady of the Water Cooler. | 1.2778 | 0.05859 | 108 | 87 | 12 | 9 |
965 | Yesterday it was a dead fish. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
966 | I guess the meeting is cancelled. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
967 | That old trick. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
968 | Behold, the "Excaliburstorpen" desk from Ikea | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
969 | It’s got to be better than the Electoral College | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
970 | Looks like Arthur's trying to make a point again. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
971 | The sword's irrelevant; he already thinks he's king. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
972 | You should see where he keeps his pen. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
973 | It’s much cheaper than hiring a search firm. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
974 | Only someone with a pure heart can pull it out. No one has even tried since the Internet was invented. | 1.2778 | 0.05859 | 108 | 87 | 12 | 9 |
975 | Other execs just throw in the towel. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
976 | Remove it and you have a desk. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
977 | He was encouraged to resign. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
978 | I think that new guy Arthur may have a shot at it. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
979 | It's connected to a live 220 socket. He likes to see people jump. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
980 | I guess Merlin quit again. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
981 | This is the performance task part of the interview. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
982 | This is a bad sign for our bonuses | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
983 | We're expecting big things from you, Arthur. | 1.2778 | 0.06005 | 108 | 88 | 10 | 10 |
984 | King would be a lateral move at best. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
985 | Arthur must have scheduled another roundtable in the conference room. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
986 | If you can pull it out you get the key to the executive bathroom. | 1.2778 | 0.04713 | 108 | 80 | 26 | 2 |
987 | It wasn't exactly the severance package he expected. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
988 | I thought the new boss was a hatchet man, but I guess this’ll work... | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
989 | Here at Goldstein Circumcisions our motto is: "Think Big!" | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
990 | I thought he got the axe? | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
991 | It's even worse than being axed. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
992 | You can't do that with a pen! | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
993 | Here's your office Arthur. Good luck getting that out. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
994 | It’s Trump’s new citizenship requirement. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
995 | Ready to become a legend? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
996 | Our new selection process is backed by a strong body of literature. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
997 | ... And this room is where we manage headcount. | 1.2778 | 0.06147 | 108 | 89 | 8 | 11 |
998 | They say that whoever pulls the sword gets one extra personal day this year. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
999 | Either we pull it or there goes another $31,000 to replace Ben Carson's desk. | 1.2768 | 0.05262 | 112 | 87 | 19 | 6 |
1000 | Every new hire thinks they are the next Lancelot. | 1.2762 | 0.04588 | 105 | 77 | 27 | 1 |
1001 | What do we put in the job posting? | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
1002 | His business motto is the art of the steel. | 1.2762 | 0.04384 | 105 | 76 | 29 | 0 |
1003 | Removing the sword entitles you to a parking space in the building. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1004 | Live by the sword, die by the mid-year headcount rationalization | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1005 | Just as I suspected--somebody's been opening my mail. | 1.2752 | 0.05027 | 109 | 83 | 22 | 4 |
1006 | Whoso pulleth out this sword from this desk is rightwise awarded the key to the Executive Washroom. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1007 | Looks like Mr. Damocles is still out. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1008 | Pick your myth: Arthurian or Damoclean? | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1009 | Try yanking it out and see what happens. | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1010 | I guess the sword is mightier than the pen | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1011 | Tough situation. Would you like to take a stab at it? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1012 | I’ll try Arthur in IT. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1013 | We find it takes the guesswork out of selecting a new CEO. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1014 | Wow. I thought "they're gonna get medieval on your ass" was metaphorical. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1015 | Prophecy tells of a young Wharton graduate. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1016 | This is Arthur's office, he's been slaying it. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1017 | The knight shift isn't for everyone. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1018 | I only wish we could choose our U.S. President this way. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1019 | Our CEO vetting process is somewhat dated. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1020 | But you cannot stand on the desk. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1021 | Do you think it's too subtle? | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1022 | And here's where we separate the job applicants from the qualified employees. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1023 | We wait for a hero who will slay bureaucracy. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1024 | I was wondering where I'd left my sword. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1025 | We here at Excalibur LLC like to hold on to our traditions | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1026 | Our CEO has begun succession planning. | 1.2736 | 0.05613 | 106 | 84 | 15 | 7 |
1027 | Any concerns, just let me know. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1028 | He vowed to fall on his sword if the company went bankrupt but then he grabbed his golden parachute and has not been seen since. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1029 | He Never Saw it Coming. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1030 | Actually, he got the ax. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1031 | This position has some unique requirements. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1032 | I critiqued his first draft and he said he'd take another stab at it... | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1033 | I know the pen is mightier, but I needed to make a point. | 1.2736 | 0.05451 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1034 | He said no one else could use his letter opener. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1035 | Actually, it was placed by his wife while he was having sex on the desk. | 1.2736 | 0.05771 | 106 | 85 | 13 | 8 |
1036 | The last person to pull it out stuck it back in and left after just 4 days. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1037 | I never thought I’d say this, but I guess it’s a good thing he’s never at his desk. | 1.2736 | 0.04931 | 106 | 80 | 23 | 3 |
1038 | Arthur always had a flare for the dramatic. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1039 | Hilt to the left means he’s getting coffee. | 1.2736 | 0.05110 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1040 | Somehow, "The Sword in the Desk" doesn't have that mythic ring. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1041 | We should have gotten him the round table. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1042 | You go first. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1043 | So far no one has been able to replace him. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1044 | Pulling it out is the easy part. Cutting the red tape with it is something else again! | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1045 | Thank you for coming in. We've been trying to fill this position for ages. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1046 | I'm not sure Myers Briggs captures her personality type. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1047 | We decided that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a corporate structure. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1048 | You called him 'Garfield' | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1049 | The IT guys call it “rightful heir recognition technology.” | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1050 | That's not a round table. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1051 | The next candidate will arrive shortly. His name is King. Arthur King. He claims he's good with swords. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
1052 | That's the key to the executive washroom. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1053 | Not me. You pull it. | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1054 | I guess the rumors of a hostile takeover are true. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1055 | The consolation prize is full medical for your hernia | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1056 | You know Arthur, sometimes The Sword In The Desk is just a sword in a desk. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1057 | Buy on myth, sell on rumor | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1058 | It looks like Mr. Damacle’s position just opened up... | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1059 | It’s his way of ending budget debates. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1060 | Its what he uses to stop the buck. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1061 | It's just as difficult, but here the rewards are less legendary. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
1062 | Bummer, I really thought he was the one. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
1063 | You should see her with a pen in her hand. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1064 | Deskcalibur. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1065 | looks like it's going to be a rough day. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
1066 | Its our succession plan | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1067 | This is the final stop on our tour of the MOMA | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1068 | We call it the king maker. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1069 | Remove the sword and you will be King of Accounts Receivable. | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1070 | I suppose it beats getting axed. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1071 | He bet me I couldn't cut his dick off while he was behind his desk. What would you have done? | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
1072 | Believe me, it’s easier than trying to remember your password. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
1073 | You think he made his point before he quit. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1074 | It seems the sword is mightier than the pen. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
1075 | You show me. ARE you worthy of a corner office? | 1.2716 | 0.06576 | 81 | 65 | 10 | 6 |
1076 | Well, I see Arthur is out of the office. | 1.2710 | 0.05722 | 107 | 86 | 13 | 8 |
1077 | It is written, "She who pulleth out this sword of this desk, will make some serious changes around here." | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1078 | This is Arthur's desk | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1079 | Whoever could remove it would become CEO, but no one has tried due to work-comp rules. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1080 | But I don't want to be the next Secretary of Veterans Affairs. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1081 | Saves time in having to review resumes. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1082 | So you'll be using Arthur's office for now.... | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1083 | Maybe we'd be better off without a king. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1084 | This isn't even the half of it. Thursdays he shows up in a full suit of armor. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1085 | Our interview process is a bit unconventional. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1086 | Wouldn’t it make more sense to use a search firm? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1087 | Unfortunately our policy with respect to medieval weapons was quite vague. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1088 | Arthur's thoughts on succession were very clear. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1089 | Mr. Arthur had several unsubstantiated claims on his resume. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1090 | He's on leave at present. Hernia operation. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1091 | It’s a sad and sworded story. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1092 | We all chipped-in for the letter opener. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1093 | Is this how we're doing succession planning now? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1094 | As I said, Arthur's leadership skills are quite unconventional, yet they are direct, cutting edge, and get right to the point! | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1095 | The cleaning lady put it there." | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1096 | I know it's somewhat unbelievable but last person who held this job was a woman. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1097 | Maybe he couldn't find a pen. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1098 | And it is said that one day a champion will rise to become CEO of the Britons... | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1099 | That's one hell of a letter opener. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1100 | That puts the "Ex" in "Calibur." | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1101 | Bob isn't taking the cuts to our benefits well. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1102 | It’s just a formality. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1103 | You and I don’t need to worry. This is only for the diverse employees and the women. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1104 | Go get Arthur from accounting. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1105 | I wonder how his exit interview went. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1106 | Legend has it that if you can pull the sword out from the desk, all your sexual harassment suits will be settled before going to court with no press. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1107 | We're going back to basics to choose the next CEO. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1108 | The window office doesn't come easy. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1109 | If Human Resources doesn't find King Arthur soon, we will run out of desks. | 1.2692 | 0.04371 | 104 | 76 | 28 | 0 |
1110 | It’s an unconventional way of choosing a CEO but give it a try. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1111 | That’s odd. I heard Bob got the ax. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1112 | Legend says, 'Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise king of the window office.' | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1113 | 'So you see, we've updated our selection process for the internship.' | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1114 | It's the new hiring process. Pull it out and you can skip the next three interviews. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1115 | I understand that the Executive Search Committee has decided to simplify the process | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1116 | He who can free the blade gets comprehensive health and ten vacation days. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1117 | Does this mean I can have your old letter opener | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1118 | This is nothing. Previously the CEO candidates had to perform the Twelve Labours of Hercules. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1119 | whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise CEO born of the Company | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1120 | So King Arthur just gave his two weeks notice | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1121 | It was weird enough when our last boss ordered a stone desk. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1122 | We're not allowed to try until Health and Safety gives the all clear. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1123 | I told him never to hide under the desk! | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1124 | You can come out now, Harold. You did NOT get the axe. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1125 | Dave From Accounting and His Nights at the Square Table | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1126 | You only get to be CEO. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1127 | If you can remove it, you will unite the accounting department, and lead us to a strong fourth quarter. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1128 | And this used to be Merlin’s office. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1129 | The letter opener actually works. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1130 | Is that an invitation to a quest or a hint of what’s to come? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1131 | He who removeth it shall... Ah to hell with it. You want the job or not? | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1132 | They say the first person to remove the sword from the desk will wield unlimited inter-departmental power. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1133 | Whosoever pulleth Excalibur from this desk shall be rightly named the next Regional Manager for Northeast Ohio. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1134 | Even if you pull it out, you still have to get approved by the board of directors. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1135 | Don't look under the desk. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1136 | It's not the executive search process I'd have picked either, but the Lady of the Lake is on the board. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1137 | This is why we tell you to turn on spell check. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1138 | The way it usually goes around here is the someone who pulls it out uses it to stab someone else in the back. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1139 | Last time he hides under his desk! | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1140 | Seems like a lot of effort for a better parking space. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1141 | Oh My. And I thought ‘...,Die by the sword,’ was just metaphorical. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1142 | The Board has decided to choose the new CEO by using the Merlin method. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1143 | King Arthur abdicated once he realized there was more money in investment banking. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1144 | And he was worried about getting the axe. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1145 | Seems like only yesterday she was a letter opener. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1146 | You can't beat the view but that letter opener is so pre-email... | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1147 | It's actual easy to remove, but nobody wants the job. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1148 | The old man always had a flare for the dramatic. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1149 | I thought the pen was mightier. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1150 | A round table would be more compelling. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1151 | Leaders today prefer the shield of limited liability. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1152 | HR's new approach to eliminate all those tedious rounds of interviews. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1153 | Well, that explains his bandaged pelvis. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1154 | I liked it better when it was just a 'dog eat dog' world. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1155 | So now I know why the job's been open so long. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1156 | Wow...what happened to the old "pink slip"? | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1157 | The boss caught him hiding under his desk again. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1158 | Jim, I thought we’ve gone over this. It’s the pen that’s mightier. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1159 | At least he took a stab at middle management. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1160 | I keep taking it out, but Art keeps putting it back. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1161 | I look high and low for my letter opener, and - bam - there it is. | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 104 | 77 | 26 | 1 |
1162 | This Disney merger has really been magical. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1163 | Ah man, I told him he needed to get his desk SORTED. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1164 | The lady from Lake Office Supplies stopped by. | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1165 | Sure, you could pull it out, but then you'd have to be the new VP of Marketing AND King of England. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1166 | No, it's not a challenge for new hires. The former CEO is under the desk. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1167 | big envelopes | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1168 | My kingdom for some WD-40! | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1169 | It's for opening your really big envelopes. | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1170 | Behold Excalibur! The sword of power! Forged when copiers and staplers and sticky notes were One with Man, and PowerPoint was but a dream! | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1171 | This is the office of one of our retired partners. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1172 | There it is, Floyd... draw the sword and we’ll finally vanquish the poor and defenseless. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1173 | Think of it as management's quest to avoid poring over a stack of resumes. | 1.2692 | 0.04779 | 104 | 78 | 24 | 2 |
1174 | Many have tried for the corner office, Mr. Arthur ... | 1.2692 | 0.05672 | 104 | 83 | 14 | 7 |
1175 | Well, we have our answer. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1176 | We're looking for some one with an Ivy League MBA who is well versed in Arthurian legend. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1177 | I'm just glad it wasn't a typo after all - he honestly meant to threaten to leave a large sword on my desk and not a large "s-word." | 1.2692 | 0.05834 | 104 | 84 | 12 | 8 |
1178 | Don't get excited. It's just a tease. So far, everyone in middle-management has pulled it out. | 1.2692 | 0.05333 | 104 | 81 | 18 | 5 |
1179 | We have a very competitive severance package. | 1.2692 | 0.05505 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 6 |
1180 | Merlin,can you join us in here? | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
1181 | Still, I kinda miss nepotism. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
1182 | "See, commas as important. H.R. had him listed as King, Arthur --not King Arthur! | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1183 | At least he left us with a succession plan. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1184 | Who so pulleth out this sword from this desk is right wise regional director of sales for the greater Toledo area. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1185 | The pen has been trumped by the sword! | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
1186 | And your armor is being delivered to the mail room. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1187 | Did you call IT? | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1188 | I thought they usually used an axe. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1189 | I think they should go back to pink slips. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1190 | Okay...this is the final step in our interview process. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1191 | Police say he misread the memo as, “casualty friday.” | 1.2667 | 0.05940 | 105 | 86 | 10 | 9 |
1192 | We haven’t had a secretary in over 600 years. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1193 | Looks like the best democratic candidate in 2020 is a sword. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1194 | Apparently, "he who removes the sword", gets the corner office, with a view. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1195 | This is the final part of your interview. | 1.2667 | 0.05624 | 105 | 84 | 14 | 7 |
1196 | That's cute, Gary, but I'm still going to need to see your references. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1197 | I guess it is quite mighty after all. | 1.2667 | 0.04929 | 105 | 80 | 22 | 3 |
1198 | Yah, just like the movie. Except instead of a king, you'll be mid-management. | 1.2667 | 0.05288 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 5 |
1199 | Arthur’s family must be in town again. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1200 | Come out from under the desk Arthur. We know you're here. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1201 | It looks like H.R. is going old-school. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1202 | Hostile takeover. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1203 | Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1204 | I did say that I was looking for a challenge. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
1205 | Oh no, not again... | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
1206 | Arthur is never in before 4pm. He works the knight shift. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1207 | He came, he worked, and i guess he conquered. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
1208 | Looks like he complained about the sushi again | 1.2647 | 0.05899 | 102 | 83 | 11 | 8 |
1209 | At King Arthur Flour we have a unique process for selecting a CEO. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1210 | I was just hoping for the accounting position | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1211 | Only the true president can remove the sword. We used to do electoral colleges, but the sword is more accurate. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1212 | What requirements we do have for this office are not set in stone | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1213 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise heir of this occupation... plus full benefits and two weeks paid vacation. | 1.2621 | 0.04772 | 103 | 78 | 23 | 2 |
1214 | Oil mogul, Excaliburton. | 1.2621 | 0.05512 | 103 | 82 | 15 | 6 |
1215 | HR is having trouble finding the right person for the job. So they're giving this a whirl. | 1.2604 | 0.04503 | 96 | 71 | 25 | 0 |
1216 | Take your time, but remember that evidence of a Google search will automatically disqualify you. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1217 | The search firm recommended it. | 1.2604 | 0.04503 | 96 | 71 | 25 | 0 |
1218 | Our IT guys think it might be Russian. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1219 | It was easy. It's an IKEA desk. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1220 | All he said was 'I'm sick of this desk, I want a round table' | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1221 | The desk isn’t even round. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1222 | So Conan got laid off. | 1.2600 | 0.04632 | 100 | 75 | 24 | 1 |
1223 | I guess the barbarians made it past the gate... | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1224 | At least he took a stab at the desk job. | 1.2600 | 0.05245 | 100 | 78 | 18 | 4 |
1225 | It's time for him to switch to a fly swatter. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
1226 | He's just having a hard fortnight. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1227 | Once again. She missed the point. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1228 | I don't see the point. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1229 | Mr Damocles, it's time. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1230 | This interview round is going to have a practical component. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1231 | ...and they say he who pulls the sword will solve the production problems of the model 3 | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1232 | The boss is a legend in his own mind. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1233 | Carl really needs to stop watching Game of Thrones | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1234 | THAT’s one resignation note that’s clear. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1235 | …plus, a key to the executive bathroom, reserved parking space, golf club membership, dominion over all you survey, and a crown. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1236 | Seriously, if you can get it out, it’s all yours. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1237 | The desk is yours if you think you can cut it | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1238 | Art re-living his glory days again. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1239 | He who pulls the sword from the desk shall be bestowed dental coverage. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
1240 | And I’ve only got one week to come up with a caption for it. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1241 | The beheadings will continue until morale improves. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1242 | Whoso pulleth this sword of this desk is rightwise majority shareholder of the shell company that owns the shell company that owns the copyright to the crown of England. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1243 | He who lives by the desk, shall die by the desk. | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1244 | You would think that with only one requirement it wouldn't take that long to fill the position. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1245 | So, as I was saying, before you can finish your probationary period in upper management, you'll have to meet some new benchmarks. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1246 | The last one to pull it out was Kennedy. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1247 | He won't retire until his replacement proves himself. | 1.2553 | 0.04522 | 94 | 70 | 24 | 0 |
1248 | They say whoever pulls it out, will be fired. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1249 | Leave it as a sundial. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1250 | Whoever takes a stab at that job had better be of the highest executive caliber. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1251 | They called him Office Maximus. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1252 | Looks like the top job is up for grabs. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1253 | Millenials. Go figure. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1254 | You have a better chance getting the sword out, than winning the New Yorker Caption Contest | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1255 | I already called building maintenance, they're sending up that new guy, Artie | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1256 | Then, once it is yours, emulate those who preceded you and stab others in the back. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1257 | Here at Trump, Inc., we believe the sword is mightier than then pen. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1258 | Lance called in sick today. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1259 | He was supposed to fall on it. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1260 | This time, the pen lost. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1261 | I knew I should have worked from home today. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1262 | Guess we're hiring. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1263 | Things just haven't been the same around here since Billy was found sleeping under his desk. | 1.2551 | 0.06035 | 98 | 81 | 9 | 8 |
1264 | Yeah, but where's Damocles? | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1265 | He did say he would take a stab at it. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1266 | He always seemed like the type to fall on his sword | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1267 | His letter-opener matched his ego. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1268 | As the prophecy states, ‘He who removes the sword shall be crowned the Deputy Assistant Vice President of Regional Development Operations’ | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1269 | I wonder if that new guy, Arthur, knows about this. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1270 | Looks like HR has posted another job opening. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1271 | What makes you so sure the takeover will be hostile? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1272 | We call it Excelcalibur | 1.2551 | 0.05858 | 98 | 80 | 11 | 7 |
1273 | It's been there since the Kennedy administration. | 1.2551 | 0.06035 | 98 | 81 | 9 | 8 |
1274 | Our succession plan is a bit medieval. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1275 | Yeah, it’s solid. It was imported from China just in time. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1276 | Have you considered just hitting "forgot password"? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1277 | Let me guess. This was Arthur's old office? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1278 | So are you ready to try this, Randolph? I can remember when you came in on the ground floor and made short work of the Augean Stables. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1279 | Looks like the hostile takeover won. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1280 | Actually, legal says we can’t call it Excalibur, so Pointy McPointface, it is. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1281 | Who keeps a letter opener in their desk anymore? | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1282 | Arthur is out to lunch. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1283 | This isn't a job interview per se. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1284 | It doesn't mean a thing, just the usual office politics around here. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1285 | Last guy walked out the door yelling "FREEDOM." | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1286 | No. He couldn't pull it out either. Now he's having an identity crisis. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1287 | He only works knights. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1288 | I guess Mitch is attending his anger management class today. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1289 | we get the point | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1290 | This isn't what I meant when I said to leave honest feedback on my desk | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1291 | I know it's worked before, but isn't there a better way to find our next CEO. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1292 | His wife has terrible temper. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1293 | We had to design around it. Is it obvious? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1294 | Is your greed pure enough? | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1295 | Just be careful where you put your knees. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1296 | Leave it for the knight crew. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1297 | If you don't get the sword, you get the axe instead. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1298 | You should see his pen. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1299 | He fired Damocles. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1300 | The new FBI Director will have special powers. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1301 | All of our promotions are merit based. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1302 | Looks like the position is still open. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1303 | Oh, he was pretty good. But a legend? No. Not quite a legend. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1304 | Damocles had this office before you. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1305 | Wait till you see the executive washroom. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1306 | Last week, Jerry got the ax. | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1307 | Welcome aboard, Arthur, and be glad your name's not Damocles. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1308 | The latest and best letter opener. | 1.2551 | 0.04658 | 98 | 74 | 23 | 1 |
1309 | Unlike a pink slip, you can use this over and over again. | 1.2551 | 0.05089 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1310 | It’s Trump’s latest ‘Apprentice’ challenge. Whoever can remove it gets to be the new White House Chief of Staff. | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1311 | Call Arthur in Security. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
1312 | You're saying if I pull the sword from that desk, I get my own toilet? | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1313 | The last letter he opened made him angry" | 1.2551 | 0.05676 | 98 | 79 | 13 | 6 |
1314 | I’m impressed. That’s a granite countertop. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1315 | The legend lives on. | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1316 | I thought it was a metaphor . | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1317 | Man, these password security challenges are getting really tough. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1318 | It looks like the pen is taking a back seat in this one. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1319 | We prefer a different approach to interviewing here at King Arthur Flour. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1320 | I guess Arthur wasn’t ready for such a big career change | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1321 | Good thing that Damocles called in sick today. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1322 | Have Human Resources lower the bar or we won't fill this spot in our lifetime. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1323 | So, it looks like the rumors about downsizing are true. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1324 | It simplifies the vetting process. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1325 | Pull to the right to make the chair go up. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1326 | The janitor takes it out every night when she cleans, and then puts it back, but they still won't give her the position. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1327 | Well, the sword is definitely mightier than the desk. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1328 | Whomsoever removes the sword becomes accounts receivable. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1329 | Feeling mythical, Lance? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1330 | Finding a new CEO is taking longer than we anticipated. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1331 | I miss when you could just apply online. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1332 | Legend has it that whoever pulls it out gets to be CEO. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1333 | I still say the pen is mightier. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1334 | And the irony is it’s bulletproof. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1335 | These new login password requirements are getting ridiculous. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1336 | That's the last time I do happy hour at Medieval Times. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1337 | Our founder had some issues regarding his succession. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1338 | As you can see, it was a hostile takeover. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1339 | This is the last step in the selection process. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1340 | You know, I appreciate the imagery, but whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise assistant manager of all human resources just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1341 | Arthur will be back soon to pull it out. He's in Mueller's office answering a few questions. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1342 | I thought he got axed. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1343 | Yesterday they said it was the Russians, today who knows. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1344 | Promotions here are merit based, but rare. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1345 | He cuts a mean deal. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1346 | Imported Camelot Marble. It was a Groupon. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1347 | This is the place where legends are made | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1348 | It's, like, I get it, we make swords. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1349 | Remove it and the office is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1350 | HR has taken the interview process to a whole new level. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1351 | And this is where we keep the Executive Letter Opener. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1352 | Clearly #metoo again. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1353 | I think Arthur is taking the CEO selection far too seriously. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1354 | It’s not even a round table. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1355 | These Google interviews are getting more and more ridiculous | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1356 | Pull this off, and the corner office is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1357 | Ah. I see he's been served. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1358 | If the job was any good, they would have put it in a stone. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1359 | Next, I’ll show you where we keep the three-hole punch. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1360 | Must be at home, falling on his pen..... | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1361 | Someone named Arthur called and said he can remove it with no problem. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1362 | The career path here depends on skill with e-mail and the s-word. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1363 | You should see his tweets. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1364 | Clearly a message from the higher-ups. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1365 | Don't scoot in too far. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1366 | That's some resignation! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1367 | It's said whomever pulls out the sword gets a free desk with slight damage. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1368 | We will expect you to stay late and work knights. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1369 | Samurai resignation letter ? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1370 | It's been there for ages. Apparently 'pure of heart' and 'CEO' are mutually exclusive. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1371 | You are correct sir. That is an odd place for a flag. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1372 | Paperless business solutions, are never dull. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1373 | I think this is Arthur's resignation. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1374 | the desk had it coming. | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
1375 | Reportedly, Mr. Sessions thought he saw a Dreamer crawl under his desk. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1376 | I guess it's worth a try. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1377 | Last time he was here, he left a silver bullet. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1378 | So here is the last step in your job interview. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1379 | Try doing THAT with a pen! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1380 | Only the once and future CEO can yield Excalibur. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1381 | Well how do YOU think we should choose a CEO? | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1382 | Not so mighty. The last guy left a pen | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1383 | If you can pull it out, the job is yours, Arty. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1384 | They didn’t tell us the new installment would be THIS cutting-edge... | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1385 | Before we discuss salary, there is one more step in the interview process. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1386 | I think you’re a great fit, but the final say is out of my hands. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1387 | Did you call Arthur from I.T.? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1388 | If only Perkins had stayed with us in the cubicles... he could have fallen on his sword for us all. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1389 | Do we dare to look under the desk? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1390 | That had to hurt. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1391 | Needless to say, our conference room table is round. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1392 | If you succeed, you shall rule Accounts Receivable with the world’s largest letter opener. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1393 | Harry's analysis was to invest in plowshares. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1394 | And that’s the last time anyone hid beneath her desk. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
1395 | Arthur has such a ridiculous letter opener. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1396 | The pen lost. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1397 | I guess the pen isn't always mightier... | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1398 | Lance, I like you a lot, but don't get any ideas. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1399 | this makes hiring the next CEO a little more interesting. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1400 | We asked Arthur to clean his desk when he retired, but he said "not my job anymore." | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1401 | Legend tells of a wise CEO. Still waiting. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1402 | Do you think he is upset for being fired. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1403 | He was right. It does stop here. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1404 | I’ll take that as his resignation letter. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1405 | The boss warned him not nap under his desk | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1406 | Once upon a time all a person needed was an MBA. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1407 | What a week for Arthur to go on vacation. | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 71 | 24 | 0 |
1408 | This used to be Mitt Romney‘s office. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1409 | I think we need to update our succession plan. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1410 | I own a fifty one percent stake and it still won’t budge! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1411 | With any luck he's under the desk. | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 71 | 24 | 0 |
1412 | Maybe this would be a better way to choose a President? | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 71 | 24 | 0 |
1413 | As you can see, the board is still holding out for the 'One True CEO'. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1414 | It seems he used the words 'watery bint' one time too many. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1415 | We at Camelot Inc. believe in upholding tradition throughout the hiring process. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1416 | You think the letter opener is big ? Wait 'til you meet your new secretary. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1417 | But if you fail, you're transformed into an Uber driver. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1418 | 'Me Too' strikes again. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1419 | That's his letter opener from Kim Jong Un... | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1420 | No, he was very specific- if it comes out, the job is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1421 | We could ship it to England, but they would charge us 25% tariff for the steel . | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1422 | They say this is how Arthur Anderson was founded. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1423 | You do realize Arthur, this new position requires you to work knightly. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1424 | I'll get Art the janitor to remove that. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1425 | We still need to clean out the previous occupant’s effects..er..stuff. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1426 | And, now we come to the final stage of the interview process. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1427 | It was Pam, from accounting, with the sword in the board room. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1428 | Jeffries was a casualty of a VERY hostile takeover. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1429 | His LinkedIn profile said 'sharp and incisive'. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1430 | My pen is still mightier!!! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1431 | If she can do it, it breaks the glass ceiling. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1432 | He dared to ask for a raise | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1433 | The sword in the desk just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1434 | It's easy to remove the sword. It's just that nobody wants to be king of Sears. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1435 | There's also a note titled 'to the guy who's replacing me' | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1436 | The only risk is whoever succeeds could be an unqualified, inexperienced lunatic. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1437 | She's downtown, waiting for the prints to arrive. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1438 | I suspect Viviane from personnel put it there. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1439 | Tell Arthur we are running out of time. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1440 | When they offered me the position, I said I'd take a stab at it. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1441 | Well Arthur it appears the job is yours | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1442 | They're making it harder and harder to get a promotion these days. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1443 | Here it is, that hostile takeover bid we know would come. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1444 | That's what everyone thinks, but actually he was just really pissed off. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1445 | Only a woman can save us now. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1446 | To be fair, he was always telling us to work to the hilt. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1447 | You'll get used to it. This is actually a pretty normal Tuesday. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1448 | I know he didn't like the desk, but did he have to kill it? | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1449 | We work knights around here. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1450 | Honestly, he tries every day. Now, he blames IT. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
1451 | He's going to interview at King Arthur Flour. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1452 | It's an old-fashioned hostile takeover. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1453 | I think it got him in the . . . . the particulars. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1454 | No one has been able to pull it out, so it looks like we'll have to hire an executive serach firm after all. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1455 | A rather aggressive form of hacking, no? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1456 | And finally the office of the Once and Future CEO | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1457 | 'I was kinda expecting a note of some sort.' | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1458 | I’m just glad it’s not a pen. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1459 | Me? Gosh no. I've never tried. I'm afraid of failure. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1460 | His tenure was one brief, shining moment. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1461 | Poor Bob. He kept saying a Sword of Damocles hanging over him, but no one took it seriously. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1462 | Do you have what it takes to be the Once and Future Accountant? | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
1463 | Looks like the corporate pirates made a visit. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1464 | It's mightier than the pen, AND the table. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1465 | According to Merlin, it's our only hope of finding someone capable of leading us through Brexit. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1466 | I see his ex wife was here. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1467 | It's just a pen. But you must admit the metaphor is rather compelling. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1468 | Reserved for whosoever can worketh our Merlin database. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1469 | It’s cheaper and more effective than a motivational speaker. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1470 | Should we leave a note? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1471 | I've told you before, actors just aren't meant for the corporate world. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1472 | He was always en garde. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1473 | So much for a letter of resignation. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1474 | It's said that the employee who can remove the sword from the desk will own the company, yet the guy who put it there got fired. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1475 | Looks like he received an answer to his harassment complaint. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1476 | Hackers. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1477 | I meant I wanted a tribute to Dr. King, Arthur. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1478 | Do it and you'll be treated like a king around here. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1479 | Alex said it wasn't even fit to be tied. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1480 | The employee who can remove it gets full benifits. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1481 | Go ahead, Art. Give it a try. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1482 | And now to the final stage of your interview. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1483 | The caption writes itself. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1484 | So much for hiding safely under the desk! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1485 | He uses it as a letter opener. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1486 | Let’s just say it was a forced retirement. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1487 | I told them not to lay off Arthur. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1488 | If anyone can get the sword out of the desk, then we will not have to buy another desk. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1489 | Legend? No, one of the interns got drunk at Bill's retirement party and now we can't get it out | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1490 | I guess the rumor about a hostile takeover is true! | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1491 | I heard his stress ball broke | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1492 | Oh, and try not to hit the chair's 'raise' lever. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1493 | He leaves it like that when he goes to the men's room. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1494 | Whoso pulleth the sword must repaireth the hole in the desk. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1495 | He told me to take a stab at the problem - so I did. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1496 | I guess this explains why he didn't set an out out office reply. | 1.2526 | 0.06165 | 95 | 79 | 8 | 8 |
1497 | He seemed to go from high caliber to Excalibur over night. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1498 | This company's mortgaged to the hilt. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
1499 | Whomever can pull the sword from the desk will be the next CEO | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1500 | Whoever can pull this out gets the Santa Barbara office. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1501 | Many men have tried, and failed, to claim the corner office, MacMillen. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1502 | He'll get it out. He's been doing pilates. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1503 | Last time he drew a line. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1504 | There is a legend about the sword and our glorious future leader, but truth is we bought it at a sale with a messy divorce settlement. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1505 | If you can pull it out, the whole company is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1506 | If you can pull it out, the place is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
1507 | Your predecessor thought it was a letter opener. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1508 | Rudy had a eureka moment; he said this will prove the legitimacy of the current leadership. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1509 | Someone mentioned succession planning. The next day this appeared. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1510 | One more little HR formality, Artie, and the job is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1511 | We’re only accepting applicants named Arthur | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1512 | He's a bit old school in that he still thinks the sword is mightier than the pen | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1513 | It's an archaic way to choose our sales manager, Arthur, but we've been able to completely eliminate the Personnel Department. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1514 | Dangit, he left his desk light on again. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1515 | It's not a clever metaphor. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1516 | If you can pull out the sword the job is yours. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1517 | That old guy Merlin from maintenance told me to come up here and give it a pull. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1518 | The search committee has apparently reached a dead end. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1519 | You try it. I dont want the job. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1520 | I feel like my MBA was a wasted effort. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1521 | Did you say your name was Arthur? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1522 | Legend says whoever can lift it will be crowned Senior Vice President of New England Operations. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1523 | It's not what you think. It's for manila envelopes. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1524 | Well, Arthur...you really have your work cut out for you. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1525 | So Arthur, think you've got what it takes to become Vice President - Assistant -Administrative Services | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1526 | In this case, I think the sword is mightier than the pen. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1527 | Ugh... I hate when I forget my password. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1528 | No its not a symbol nor a test of any kind. My secretary actually tried to kill me. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1529 | This is the third time we’re replacing Arthur’s desk. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
1530 | I am not buying the Ambien defense. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1531 | We've had some trouble filling this position. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1532 | HR isn't completely on board with this new hiring strategy. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1533 | His parting words were that he was having an ‘Ambien moment’. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1534 | I've really had it... | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
1535 | It was one my more difficult exit interviews. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
1536 | We discourage napping. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1537 | Pull it out and they say they'll overlook your time in the Trump Administration. | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
1538 | For this position, we will ignore the conventional job interview process. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1539 | First place gets the sword, second place,... the ax. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1540 | He was not too happy about being asked to retire. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1541 | Remove the sword and claim old Art's office or go back to your cubicle. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1542 | The pen is indeed mightier, but this adds negotiating flair! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1543 | Arthur, you just need to do one thing and the CEO position is yours. | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
1544 | Looks like he finally got the point. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1545 | I trust you'll find your new office has everything you need, Arthur. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1546 | I guess he's really upset by the Russian question. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1547 | How will the ploughshareholders feel about this? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1548 | Damocles quit, citing a hostile work environment. | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
1549 | The selection committee just couldn't reach a consensus on a new CEO, so this is plan "B". | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1550 | It's from our executive search company. | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
1551 | Take it, Arthur, and the corner office is yours. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1552 | Pull that thing out of there, Arthur, and Merlin in procurement will get you a round table! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
1553 | Our executive vetting process is somewhat antiquated. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1554 | We just can’t get George to finish that Thrones book. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
1555 | Arthur always had a flare for the dramatic. | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
1556 | Wow, I didnt know the boss left early to return to Camelot. He is really sticking it to us! | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1557 | He just could not make the cut. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1558 | She didn't name a successor. | 1.2500 | 0.05923 | 96 | 79 | 10 | 7 |
1559 | No, this is Wll Street. You have to stick in to the hilt. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1560 | His pen wasn't mightier. | 1.2500 | 0.05735 | 96 | 78 | 12 | 6 |
1561 | He who pulls the sword from the desk is rightwise king of the corner office. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1562 | He fell under his sword. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
1563 | Well, it looks like Arthur’s been rewatching Game of Thrones at the office again... | 1.2474 | 0.04642 | 97 | 74 | 22 | 1 |
1564 | Once the prophecy unfolds, he or she will micromanage all that they can see. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
1565 | He could have ruled this company, if he hadn't been napping under his desk at the time. | 1.2474 | 0.04867 | 97 | 75 | 20 | 2 |
1566 | We'd like you to take a stab at the final interview challenge. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1567 | It's our new interview process! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1568 | Only the rightful C.F.O. can pull the sword from the desk, but we're looking for someone with an M.B.A. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1569 | As you can see, we've decided to simplify our interviewing process. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1570 | After the interviews, we will be contacting your references and assessing your divine right to the position. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1571 | I am clueless. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1572 | Remember, Art - If you don't pull it out , you go back to the mailroom! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1573 | Who should we contact first: the S.E.C, H.R., or Merlin? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1574 | He's inside and safe. I saw this trick once at Las Vegas. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1575 | Personally it wouldn't be my first choice as a letter opener. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1576 | Give it a try, but you should know a dragon ate our last three CEOs. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1577 | It's a Sicilian message... It means don't even think about a signing bonus. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1578 | Someone needs to call Merlin in HR. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1579 | This was easier than having an HR department | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1580 | If you can pull it out, you're CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1581 | When he left, he said there could be only one man capable of replacing him. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1582 | Is it just me, or has our company become a little too passive-aggressive? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1583 | I know it's a medieval way of doing things, but it avoids any need for an electoral college. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1584 | So you want to run this place someday, huh? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1585 | It's always been a point of pride to him that flattery never got Damocles a window office. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1586 | As yet, no one has accepted his challenge. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1587 | Don't touch it. We prefer to let him believe he's the only one who can wield it. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1588 | It's called Deskcalibur. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1589 | It's part of a company-wide initiative to encourage standing. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1590 | And here is the legendary key to the executive washroom. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1591 | If you can get that sword out of my desk I'll give you an extra week off and a corner office. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1592 | Can your pen do that. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1593 | it's just temporary while he gets his rock refinished | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1594 | The trick is paying minimum wage employees to pull it out, then taking all the credit and the promotion. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1595 | The bonus hurdles are getting ridiculous around here. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1596 | I told you you'd be forced to make severe cuts. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1597 | At least he died with a sword in his foot. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1598 | And here's the guy who makes all the tough calls. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1599 | They pick CEO’s a little differently here. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1600 | Employee turnover has skyrocketed since we introduced Fight Cub Fridays. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1601 | We have a strict “no sleeping under the desk” policy. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1602 | Harold this may be your opportunity to win over Guinevere from accounting. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1603 | So this is how Arthur became our CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1604 | Someday Arthur, all this will be yours. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1605 | I hope someone manages to pull it out soon. We're tanking without a CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1606 | Another desk job ! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1607 | That's one way to get axed... | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1608 | It's not to late to opt out and participate in the Trust Fall. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1609 | It must have been a crazy knight | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1610 | It's HR's new aptitude test. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1611 | HR has devised this final test to see how you'll fit into our team. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1612 | If you can't remove it, they remove you. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1613 | Well, looks like he went through with pardoning himself. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1614 | It also doubles as a key to the executive washroom | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1615 | Can someone call Artie on the custodial staff to take care of this? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1616 | but we just ate Arthur... | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1617 | We've narrowed the number of candidates down to you and one other applicant. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1618 | This promotion is epic. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1619 | That's the letter opener. You don't even want to see the pen and pencil set. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1620 | This is the CEOs succession plan. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1621 | The newest cutting-edge technology, they said. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1622 | I still think it's a silly way to select a CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1623 | Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1624 | Some people just can't take a joke. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1625 | She could have just quit with a note! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1626 | We were all out of axes, so he got the sword. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1627 | Somehow his wife knew exactly where his assistant was. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1628 | This is our pen mightiness test laboratory. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1629 | Only the blue collar workers get the axe. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1630 | Only the purest of heart will be able to pull the sword from the desk and become White House Chief of staff...and then fall upo the sword, too. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1631 | If you get it out, we can give you the Wi-Fi password. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1632 | Whoever pulls the sword out of the desk will be the next CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1633 | Our symbology dept is still working out whether it’s a threat or an honour. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1634 | HR said it has to be more gender neutral. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1635 | Would someone get Damocles in here? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1636 | After the third requests for a round table, Facilities left this... | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1637 | You're allowed one phone call to a wizard. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1638 | Do you think we should check for him under the desk? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1639 | This is the Mel Gibson desk I bought at auction. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1640 | Go see if there's any WD-40 in the janitor's closet. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1641 | I guess someone should tell Damocles that it’s safe to come back in. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1642 | Well, Arthur, maybe you are in line for a promotion after all. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1643 | That's the problem when your CEO is named Arthur King. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1644 | Meanwhile, we still await our Burger King. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1645 | I think Lehman tried something like this in 2007. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1646 | It shortens the interview process | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1647 | Whoever removes it gets a lifetime of paperwork | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1648 | Wiggins, your work over the last ten years has been exemplary. Just one last task on your road to senior partner. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1649 | Budget cuts. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1650 | Standard letter openers have a way of disappearing in this office. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1651 | Lookin' real sharp boss. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1652 | Go get Galahad and Lancelot from maintenance. The boss is at it again. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1653 | Remember how I said the higher-ups have some old-fashioned ways of making decisions? | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1654 | Your resume is top-notch, but here's where our interview process gets interesting. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1655 | She makes a strong point. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1656 | Removing the sword is the easy part. The new CEO will have to stop the bleeding. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1657 | Pull it out Arthur, and the CEO position is yours. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1658 | He’s very old school. He prefers that to algorithms when he slices salaries. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1659 | We're still looking for the one true CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1660 | He's on the knight shift. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1661 | It was one my more difficult exit interviews. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1662 | So I guess the pen is really not mightier than the sword. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1663 | This was Arthur's office, he couldn't handle the knight shifts. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1664 | Well Ivanhoe said he wanted a shredder. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1665 | He left his laptop on. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1666 | The legend is, whoever can remove that sword is our rightful CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1667 | He really knew how to slash a budget | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1668 | First, he circumcizes all new applicants. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1669 | Let's go ahead and eliminate all candidates not named Arthur | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1670 | And this is where she killed her husband’s intern | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1671 | No symbolism. Your predecessor tried to steal the desk. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1672 | I never can remember the past tense of smite. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1673 | It's the latest innovation in buget cuts. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1674 | And here, Mr. Arthur, is the final exam in our interview process. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1675 | We'll of course have that removed before you start work. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1676 | Well, that seems like an arbitrary method for electing a CEO... | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1677 | Arthur's desk. He's our legendary leader. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1678 | That's the second thing I wanna yank on today. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1679 | `…or if a black woman pulls it out she'll get our sincere thanks and a gift bag.' | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1680 | Okay, Arthur. Give it a try. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1681 | I'll see you in the meeting room with the big round table. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1682 | I don't like long shots, but you're our only intern named Arthur. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1683 | Corner offices don't come easy here. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1684 | Mr. Merlin's way of selecting the next CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1685 | There is really only one way to the top here at Medieval Times Restaurant Group. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1686 | This is the best succession plan I have ever seen. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1687 | I went to Wharton for this? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1688 | Your résumé is great, and the interview went well - now let's see if you get the job. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1689 | The boss doesn’t believe in traditional succession planning. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1690 | Whoops. Somebody left a sword in the desk. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1691 | “Whoso pulleth out this sword from this desk, is right wise 2nd Assistant Vice President of Human Resources. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1692 | We're looking for someone who can fix Brexit. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1693 | That explains the round conference table! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1694 | At least it's equal opportunity. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1695 | Pull it out and the chair is yours. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1696 | Alright, Arthur, you want that promotion? | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1697 | The prize is a country. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1698 | Hard to believe it’s all IKEA, isn’t it? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1699 | You should see the letter. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1700 | Some see this as a glass ceiling -- I like to think of it as a storied tradition | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1701 | We expect you to work knights. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1702 | I think this qualifies as security overkill. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1703 | Our CEO succession plan is somewhat old school. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1704 | The pen was too mighty, so we opted for this instead. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1705 | I can say that signing on to the laptop is the harder of the two required tasks. | 1.2473 | 0.06240 | 93 | 78 | 7 | 8 |
1706 | Don’t worry, no one else can do it either. You have to have integrity. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1707 | You’ll be using Ryan’s office while he’s away at anger management training. Just try not to get distracted by the view. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1708 | Our search for a new CEO is unconventional, but not unprecedented. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1709 | They say that whoever pulls it out is the true head of marketing. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1710 | The last guy wasn't cut out for this job, so his position was slashed. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1711 | It's a multi-stage interview process. This is the last.... | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1712 | Works better than a paper weight. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1713 | Every company needs a succession plan. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1714 | It is easier than remembering the WiFi password | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1715 | No, Trump won't pull it out - he put it there! | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1716 | We should have gone with the round table. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1717 | His succession planning was legendary. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1718 | So Art, what makes you so sure you’ll be the next CEO? | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1719 | ....and whomever pulls the sword out will be granted a golden parachute. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1720 | The Board trusts this method more than their judgment these days. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1721 | They say whoever can remove it will become the Director of HR... You first. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1722 | When Joe said he was going to 'take a stab' at the problem we were having, I never thought he meant THIS! | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1723 | He mentioned the office didn't have left-handed scissors. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1724 | The boss has a thing for medieval times. Also for hernias. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1725 | Turns out the pen is only mightier figuratively. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1726 | We call this Excalibureaucracy. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1727 | Pull it out and you get a round conference table. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1728 | It was HR’s idea of equal opportunity. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1729 | I guess the sword proved mightier than the pen set. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1730 | I have to warn you, the average reign in marketing is about a year and a half. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1731 | Great, another team building exercise. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1732 | Wouldn't it be easier if the Board just voted? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1733 | ...and this is Sarah's office, she works knights. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1734 | Most people do kill for this corner office. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1735 | The performance review is pretty self-explanatory. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1736 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise regional district manager. | 1.2473 | 0.04498 | 93 | 70 | 23 | 0 |
1737 | Let the girl try! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1738 | I'm guessing he went to the gym. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1739 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this pedestal desk is rightwise born regional manager, inside sales, of all Iowa, Minnesota, fair Wisconsin, and the U.P. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1740 | Whoever pulls it out gets to delete the president's Twitter account. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1741 | Oh, boy, Abramowitz wants to play Vikings again. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1742 | I may never be king, but I still like to come up here and just stare at it. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1743 | It's just as he left it! | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1744 | I'll just assume no one is in charge. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1745 | Pull out the sword, and you'll be the Once and Future President! | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1746 | Who pulls the sword from the desk gets the blame for the hole. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1747 | And here's the corner office. As you can see, promotions around here are determined somewhat arbitrarily. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1748 | That’s how you become the CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1749 | The pro-gun crowd is going to have a field day with this one. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1750 | Tech support says it's a hardware issue. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1751 | We expect you will be of higher calibur than your predecessor. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1752 | To say we are expecting great things from you is an understatement. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1753 | There's also a lovely lake nearby the secretaries take their lunch at. | 1.2473 | 0.04751 | 93 | 71 | 21 | 1 |
1754 | Arthur didn’t like getting his pink slip. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1755 | Whosoever removes the sword shall get the window office. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1756 | It's a set from the movie "The Sword and the Desk." | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1757 | The ultimate test for pens. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1758 | Gladys hates it when I work weekends. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1759 | Actually, there's a choice: you can try the sword--or take a 15-page copy-editing test. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1760 | He said he'd take a stab at it. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1761 | Whoso pulleth the sword receives the executive parking space. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1762 | The board interview is much more legendary. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1763 | So it's true! Excalibur Corporation is looking for a new CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1764 | Go get Arthur in the Mail Room. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1765 | He who can removes the sword is he who locks the door from his desk | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1766 | You try it. I dont want the job. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1767 | I'd love to pull it out, but I have a feeling it comes with extra responsibility... | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1768 | The board was split between that and the sword of Damocles. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1769 | Don't worry. He's out to lunch. He wanted a letter opener as powerful as he is. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1770 | And this is Arthur's office. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1771 | I don't think we need King Arthur for this, just call Bob in maintenance. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1772 | Call me old fashioned, but I am still happier with psychometric testing. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1773 | He who pulleth out this sword shall rule all of Accounts Payable. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1774 | Rock, paper, scissors to pull the sword? | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1775 | The guys in accounting sure are competitive! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1776 | If I can pull it out, I'll be the next CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1777 | We usually use nameplates, but Arthur insisted on this. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1778 | Tradition has it that whoever can pull the sword out will be the next Federal Reserve Chair. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1779 | Merlin's back | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1780 | Trump set it up, apparently he wants to prove he's the only one who can remove it | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1781 | Guinevere, hold my calls. | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1782 | Our CEO doesn’t need no stinkin’ rock. | 1.2473 | 0.06240 | 93 | 78 | 7 | 8 |
1783 | He lived by the sword, but got run over in a crosswalk by an Uber while texting. Poor schmuck. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1784 | Ambien. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1785 | There's a Gordian knot for the corner office | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1786 | Somebody call The New Yorker. | 1.2473 | 0.06049 | 93 | 77 | 9 | 7 |
1787 | It is our new final requirement for CEO. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1788 | I suppose this is all we have after he left with the golden fleece... | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1789 | Another week of this and his boss will give him the axe. | 1.2473 | 0.05853 | 93 | 76 | 11 | 6 |
1790 | I'm telling you, Arthur, it won't budge! It's all because I told Aubrey my letter opener was getting dull... | 1.2473 | 0.04991 | 93 | 72 | 19 | 2 |
1791 | Missed Me...na, na! | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1792 | I am beginning to question our CEO search process. | 1.2473 | 0.05650 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1793 | And to think a middle manager was dispatched on that very desk only yesterday. | 1.2473 | 0.05220 | 93 | 73 | 17 | 3 |
1794 | And not a pen in sight. | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
1795 | Now John, this is the final step in your interview process. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1796 | That’s Arthur’s desk. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1797 | So this is where the corporate ladder ends. | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
1798 | Our company offers generous, fate-based opportunities for advancement you won't find most other places. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1799 | The third round interviews are a little tougher for this one. | 1.2472 | 0.04599 | 89 | 67 | 22 | 0 |
1800 | You'll be using Pendragon's old office | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
1801 | "Looks like H R is going medieval on us. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
1802 | Does "fruit cake" have a hyphen? | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1803 | I guess we'll see who really is destined for middle management. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1804 | This job isn't brain surgery. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1805 | This certainly complicates our corporate succession planning. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1806 | I told Damocles it was a bad idea. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1807 | Someone found out where he napped. | 1.2447 | 0.05991 | 94 | 78 | 9 | 7 |
1808 | We find that the test is more reliable than a CEO interview. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
1809 | It's better than receiving the ax | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1810 | We're just lucky we didn't give him a pen. | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
1811 | The company's approach to CEO selection is legendary. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
1812 | Merlin in HR thought this was the best way to find a new CEO. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
1813 | Artie, my boy, this looks like your big chance! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
1814 | Is that the desk from Caption Contest #498?! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1815 | I see someone has already claimed the office | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1816 | Donald's acting like he actually pulled it out...... | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1817 | The POTUS has the Resolute Desk. Our CEO has the Retribution Desk. | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
1818 | Pull it out and you're the new CEO. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1819 | Our corporate culture provides few opportunities for advancement, but emphasizes transparency in the selection process. Claire from accounting said she could feel it wiggle a bit, but that’s the closest anyone’s come. | 1.2418 | 0.05490 | 91 | 73 | 14 | 4 |
1820 | Looks like he ate at his desk. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
1821 | You know it started with "pull my finger". Now this - who knows where it ends. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
1822 | This process for selecting a new CEO is positively medieval. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1823 | Executives who pull it out get what they deserve. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1824 | What do you think it means, Artie? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1825 | We still haven't filled the position...HR is looking for the holy grail. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1826 | I think his point was to resign. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1827 | I told you the Board of Directors was looking for the Holy Grail. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1828 | Our leadership succession plan is legendary. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1829 | Our last CEO wasn't of the highest caliber. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1830 | It started with a sewer safari for alligators and now it's this Holy Grail thing. I'm telling you these testosterone supplements are dangerous. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1831 | He who successfully pulls the sword, leads the round table of middle-management. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1832 | No one has wanted to try removing it. The last CEO is serving a 15-month sentence. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1833 | It's the perfect office for working knights and weekends. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1834 | It looks like the pen is taking a back seat in this one. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1835 | Most people just use a paper weight. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1836 | I keep trying to get him to update his software, but he says he's comfortable with Excalibur. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1837 | Look — it’s a family company, the boss’ kid is named Arthur, and it’s just a whole big thing. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1838 | Even the sword makes double our salaries | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1839 | Behold, Exec-Caliber! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1840 | I guess we ought to rethink the might of the pen. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1841 | I told you he wasn’t axed | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1842 | The things we have to do around here to get a promotion. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1843 | Could been worse - last guy got axed. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1844 | So...don't hide under your desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1845 | Seems like a medieval way of choosing the next CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1846 | we've saved a lot on executive searches. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1847 | Ahh and this brings us the desk of the Excelibur... | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1848 | Have at it, but the title doesn't come with a pay raise. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1849 | He who can pull the sword from the desk is destined to receive a slightly damaged desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1850 | And the legend sayeth, ‘He that pulls the sword from the desk shall have bestowed upon him this corner office and be rewarded the key to the Executive Washroom.’ | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1851 | Don't we have an Arthur King in the mail room? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1852 | Perhaps we should transfer him to the knight shift. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1853 | Bob gets a little melodramatic during Game of Thrones season. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1854 | And if you can pull the sword from the desk, the Knight account is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1855 | This our head hunter's response to our request for a high caliber executive. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1856 | I hear it’s the company’s new way to select senior partners. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1857 | Maybe we should have just given him a paper weight. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1858 | Is Arthur still in accounting? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1859 | So that's probably the last time we'll do Bring Your Aggression to Work Day. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1860 | The legend goes anyone that anyone that can pull it out gets this office, a promotion, keys to the executive lounge, and a gold crown. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1861 | Arthur was the best, but nothing's set in stone. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1862 | Looks like King Arthur prefers round tables. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1863 | ... and now for the final part of your interview ... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1864 | He was high caliber, but now he's excalibur. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1865 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise regional office manager from nine to five | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1866 | It'll be ages till we find a replacement for Sir Bob in accounting. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1867 | I am having serious doubts whether the pen is mightier than the sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1868 | and all I did was miss a deadline. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1869 | So,, the rumors are true—we’ve been acquired. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1870 | Has HR advertised the job? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1871 | He couldn't pull the sword so he got the axe! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1872 | Since Art died, we haven't found anyone who can replace him. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1873 | It's the last remnant of the hostile takeover. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | Pull it out and you got the job. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1875 | So, we are going this route instead of ziprecruiter? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1876 | No one likes the knight shift. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1877 | "Wart," you say? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Somc days he's King Arthur, other days King Lear | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | I'm telling you, this promotion is a double-edged sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1880 | There’s a message here. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1881 | She hates red tape | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1882 | It beats cleaning out the stables again. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1883 | It's his line in the desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1884 | The secret is to jiggle it. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1885 | Her leadership style is positively medieval. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1886 | This is where the recent corporate cuts all started! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1887 | The hardest part was getting the license. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1888 | Merlin in I.T. says it has biometric ID, so we shouldn't even try to remove it. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1889 | Somebody go find Arthur in accounting | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1890 | It's been an HR nightmare. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1891 | When he said he would have to cut one of us, I didn’t think he meant literally. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1892 | We haven't had a CEO since Arthur died. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1893 | Keep it to yourself, I did pull the sword out, but when I learned the reward, I put it back. | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1894 | Well....the Electorial College didn't work.... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1895 | This new instant messaging system really gets your attention | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1896 | Now do you believe me about the size of his letter opener? | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1897 | The voicemail said we’ll find the Brexit tax plan on his desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1898 | It's a new interviewing trend; it was started by the same guy behind the whole round table thing. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1899 | He ran through too many assistants. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1900 | For the last time, my name is Artie not Arthur. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1901 | Whoever pulls it out gets to go back in time and unsend any email. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1902 | So far, withdrawals have been impossible. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1903 | And this is Arthur's office. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1904 | he's off on one of his crusades again | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1905 | And this is where we keep our glass ceiling. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1906 | Well it's better than the electoral college. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1907 | Artie in accounting was able to do it, but then I fired him. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1908 | Hey, Arthur? Can you come in here, please? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1909 | We find that asking candidates for their accomplishments, education, and processing background checks is inferior to the Excalibur challenge. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1910 | Phew. I thought he was axed. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1911 | Arthur was upset this wasn't a round table. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1912 | Well, we were hoping for a different sort of tax cut. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | He said a guy named Arthur would come by to pick it up. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1914 | Where is King Arthur when we need him? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1915 | The Knights of the Conference Table have all tried and failed. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1916 | I heard it even comes with dental. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1917 | Just one more thing then you'll be the new CEO of King Arthur Flour. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1918 | So, here is our newest pitch for replacing the Electoral College. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1919 | Pull out the sword and we'll put you in charge of our division of weird stuff. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1920 | In the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you there's a strong internal candidate. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1921 | Well, what do we do now? All the white guys have tried! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1922 | Only now will we see if you are the true heir to the sales region. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1923 | Our board decided on a new CEO selection process. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1924 | I guess it's safe to say he didn't get axed. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1925 | I don't think I want the job. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1926 | Arthur must be out today. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1927 | So this would be your office as the once and future comptroller. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1928 | A bit of a twist: whoever can push it in gets to retire. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1929 | Rumor is a man dressed in armor barged into the office and said, "A Lannister always pays his debt." That's when Manafort ran out screaming like a baby. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1930 | Welcome to medieval management, Baxter. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1931 | Honestly, King of the Britons is a step down from CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1932 | A word of advice. Forget about the legend thing. Just be careful of your knees. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1933 | But what if i dont want to work for Scott Pruitt ?? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1934 | The available corner office comes with the Gordian Knot, you can take your pick. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1935 | I miss the old IT guy | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1936 | It’s just a formality. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1937 | At least his reign will only be four years, eight at the most. | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
1938 | I heard the new CEOs name is Arthur. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1939 | "If you can pull it out, what you get is to keep the sword". | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
1940 | Let's not and say we did. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1941 | Legend has it the one who pulls it out becomes head of HR. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1942 | It turns out the sword is mightier than the laptop. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1943 | Looks like the pen isn't mightier than the sword | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1944 | It's important to get to know the legend of the Sword and the Phone. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1945 | I know you just finished the internship, but we think you're ready to be "executive letter opener." | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1946 | He left his mark on the company. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1947 | Our office supplies are rather spartan. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1948 | Whoso pulleth out this sword makes partner. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1949 | Just as I feared— he’s swiping left. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1950 | It's been there forever - legend has it that only an intern who is pure of heart can pull it out. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1951 | I see they haven't hired a new CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1952 | Get me Pendragon, from Accounting. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1953 | Just one last test before we make our final decision, | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1954 | He always thought he was better than everyone else. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1955 | Well, it beats getting axed. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1956 | A Post-it Note would have sufficed. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1957 | I'm not gonna kid ya, Roger, you weren't our first hire for this job. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1958 | And the best part is, no more bloody Linked In messages. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1959 | Get me somebody who doesnt believe in trickle down economics and kmows Arthuroian legend. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1960 | This hasn't been an easy position to fill, as you might imagine. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1961 | They kept saying winter was coming, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1962 | At least we don't have to pull his finger. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1963 | They say if you successfully pull the sword, you get a $5 gift card to Arby’s. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1964 | Quick, pull it out before Trump gets here. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1965 | Our new CEO selection process is epic. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1966 | Art doesn't like it when people nap down there. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1967 | Your resume said "proficient in M-Sword?" | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1968 | Well at least it’s not in your back | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1969 | The HR department has really gone downhill since Margaret left. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1970 | Which one of you is Arthur? | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1971 | As you can see, Camelot.com is looking for a new CEO | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1972 | This is your new office. The last guy had some problems . We attempted to bury the hatchet but he apparently was confused. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1973 | Budget cuts were especially brutal this year. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1974 | Pen conquers sword; sword conquers desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1975 | Final test ... and the job is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1976 | His note said WWKAD? (what would King Arthur do) | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1977 | Ya'know I have a feeling we're in the wrong office. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1978 | Guinevere, in housekeeping, is taking care of it. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1979 | And this USED to be Arthur's desk... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1980 | We're looking for "Exec-caliber" | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1981 | If you can remove the sword, you get health insurance. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1982 | Pull it out, Artie, and the chair is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1983 | It’s more important that we find the right person rather than just filling a desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1984 | We call her Faxcalibur. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
1985 | I told you not to reheat fish in the office microwave | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1986 | Even the restroom is a challenge. How are your arcane riddle skills, Dale? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1987 | The job posting says there’s a preferred candidate. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
1988 | Our interview process is a bit unconventional. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
1989 | Trust me, if someone pulls it out, it's no Camelot. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1990 | This is a job for a woman | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1991 | Arthur's coming back, right? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1992 | ya we need a union | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1993 | That reminds me. I have tickets to Spamalot next week. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1994 | Talk about killing the messenger. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1995 | After a few months here, Amazon is going to seem cushy. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1996 | The cutbacks around here are quite...literal. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
1997 | Well on the bright side, it could have been the $45,000 dining room table. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
1998 | Sir, there was a spider. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
1999 | I guess drawing the sword from the desk means your skilled enough to stab someone in the back | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2000 | Looks like the boss is at his roundtable. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2001 | Too heavy-handed for my taste. Do you have something in a light saber? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2002 | Arthur, he does as he pleases. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2003 | No one name's their kid Arthur anymore... | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2004 | Do you know how many pencil sharpeners end up in the ocean every year? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2005 | If you can get it out you’ll get to be the new CEO. Otherwise try not to cut the cord when you answer the phone. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2006 | Your predecessor had no pull, here. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2007 | They said it was "slightly used." | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2008 | Behold, the mighty sword Deskalibur. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2009 | We have a different approach when selecting a CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2010 | No Mr President, I don't think Mr Obama is living under your desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2011 | Pull this sword from thy desk and the sword shall be thine - and we'll replace the desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2012 | Should we call Arthur in accounting? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2013 | Did you try just pulling it out? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2014 | So do I get a promotion if I pull it out or what? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2015 | Even getting axed is classier in the c-suite. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2016 | Excalibur Industries takes it leadership role seriously. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2017 | Arthur, this is why I brought you. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2018 | The position’s been empty for a while. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2019 | And this office only is used for the knight shift. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2020 | This office is Arthur's, the once-and-future accountant. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | Bring that intern Arthur in here. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2022 | I told you the Lady in the Lake was the wrong token female to put on the Board. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2023 | If that thing gets in your way, just pull it out, Art. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2024 | Apparently, he was upset because his desk was supposed to be round | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2025 | Legend has it, whoever pulls it out is CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2026 | His career has been legendary. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2027 | I wish they'd just let the Board choose a CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2028 | Let the women try. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2029 | My name is Arthur. I got this! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2030 | Computer: "You missed!" | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2031 | The professor did say he wanted mahogany. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2032 | If you can pull the sword out of the desk, the job is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2033 | Well it is cheaper than paying severance | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2034 | Our hiring qualifications are a bit... unusal. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2035 | So far, none of the candidates were able to remove the sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2036 | Forget about the sword. If you can get Trump out of the Russia mess, you're hired. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2037 | We're making some cuts around the office. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2038 | So apparently, whoever pulls it out gets Steve's old job in accounting. Not sure why I bothered updating my resume. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2039 | I guess this means we can take the day off. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2040 | I'd call this a hostile takeover. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2041 | And if you can pull that out, you can move the desk up to an office on six. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2042 | It's a new idea from Merlin in Human Resources. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2043 | He left a note saying he had gone long on plow shares, made a killing, and was quitting. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | - Donald 's such a show-off, look at the size of his letter opener - Yeah, Inferiority complex ! - Have you seen my new watch ? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2045 | Well yes, here at King Arthur Flour promotions are handled in a rather old fashioned way. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2046 | It's written that whoever removes the sword becomes the next CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2047 | That’s nothing. Just wait until the second round of interviews. | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2048 | I take it the Old Man didn't name a successor. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2049 | We have finally settled on a plan for CEO succession. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2050 | Remove the sword and the job is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2051 | In the off-season, she slays dragons and corporate raiders. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2052 | He who can remove the sword shall rule the Accounting Department. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2053 | I told you this was the beginning of a hostile takeover. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2054 | We had a new recruit in last week but she declined to use this office. Opted for full dental coverage instead. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2055 | You try, I'm happy in accounting. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2056 | And this is our once and future CEO office ... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2057 | They say it´s for the new guy. I think his name is Arthur. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2058 | Sure, I could have just sent a boring department email about the budget cuts, but where's the fun in that? | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2059 | We prefer a more old-school interview approach. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2060 | It's the board's idea of a succession plan... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2061 | The office safety video implies that we should bend our knees when lifting the sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2062 | We’re looking for someone with a certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2063 | When our rightful CEO pulls out the sword, our stock will rise like the sun and splendor will be restored to the Company. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2064 | Sword 1 Pen 0 | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2065 | Johnson always seems a little insecure. That's his letter opener. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2066 | And then I told HR that my name is Arthur King and they sent me up here. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2067 | Must have been a big envelope. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | Legend has it that it can only be pulled out by the one true CEO... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2069 | This is why we have a strict "no eating at your desk" policy. Lacerated his inner thigh trying to butter a croissant. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2070 | Looks like Conan has already gone to lunch. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2071 | So what you’re saying is that if I pull the sword from the desk, I’ll become the CEO of this law firm? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2072 | Arthur has left the building. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2073 | Our board is legendary. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2074 | And if you can push it in, you get a great severance package. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2075 | Mr. Morgenstien is more of a, "sword mightier than the pen" type of guy. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2076 | It is prophesied that whomever can remove the sword from the desk will be our Regional Senior Associate of Infrastructure Configuration Solutions. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2077 | When we say hostile takeover, we mean it. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2078 | I suppose it's better than getting the ax. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2079 | We're still looking for the right person to head up the Excalibur project. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | He never was very tactful. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | Et tu, IT guy. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | I think Arthur is obsessed with Game of Thrones. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2083 | Now to the second phase of the interview. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2084 | I don't know, but it can't be good | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2085 | Apparently, the pen is mightier than the sword is fake news. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2086 | Well, Arthur, everyone in the office seems to think you have a good chance. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2087 | The story is that the Lady of the Lake held aloft that very sword and... yeah, I rolled my eyes when I heard it too. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2088 | This was Arthur King's desk. He took it a little too far. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2089 | Arthur, before you try to remove it I have to ask you something. Are you married? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | So this is what the Brittish headhunter came up with? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2091 | Now let me show you the fax machine. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2092 | Should we call Arthur? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | Palmquist, if there's one thing I can't stand it's historical metaphors. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2094 | This was Damocles' office... We should probably move on. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2095 | It's a period piece. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2096 | Congratulations Mr. Arthur. Merlin, Lefey, Morgana and Associates are happy to have you aboard | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2097 | Believe it or not, your contact allows the board to fire you for 'cause' if you can't do it. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2098 | ‘Twas a sworded end, indeed! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2099 | Come on, how can you still think the pen is mightier? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2100 | We’ve decided to simplify our interview process. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2101 | It's a much easier hiring process. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2102 | Arthur is on medical leave. You can use his office for now. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2103 | You should see the boardroom table... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2104 | Who moved the desk? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | Whoever can pull it out becomes CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2106 | When he got too frustrated he became president instead. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2107 | AI,crap, just pull out the damn sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2108 | It's a corner office, but the letter opener is a bit of a challenge. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2109 | Damocles was here a few minutes ago. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2110 | See! The sword is mightier than the pen | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2111 | That new search firm we hired, Excalibur, insists that this is the best way to select a new CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2112 | And that's just his letter opener! | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2113 | AND THIS IS THE HUMAN SERVICES OFFICE AT AVALON ENTERPRISES. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2114 | Boss says whoever pulls it out is next in line to be CEO | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2115 | I know a woman who could totally deal with this, but they’re holding out for a certain kind of guy. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2116 | Need I remind you not to touch his stuff?! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2117 | I hope George dosen't still take his afternoon naps under his desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2118 | Our last manager had some strongly held opinions on the pen being mightier than the sword. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2119 | OK Lance, let's see what you can do with Deskalibur. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2120 | You meet the new head of IT? I hear it's some guy named Merlin. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2121 | The executive search committee is old school. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2122 | He read about it in "CEO for Dummies". | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2123 | Maybe we shouldn't have said he couldn't cut it. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2124 | If you can get it out, the job is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2125 | Before the board votes on your idea of switching to a round conference table, there's something they need you to do... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2126 | No, I asked if you don't mind working "KNIGHTS." | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2127 | And here's where we're trying a little experiment to select our next CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2128 | What? He didn't get the "pen is mightier than the sword" memo? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2129 | We should schedule a round table discussion to address this. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2130 | If we only we had a name for it. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2131 | It's part of the screening process for new hires. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2132 | I guess we can assume that the severance package was acceptable. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2133 | He's no King Arthur. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2134 | The Board is really taking this 'kingmaker' thing too far. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2135 | Can I get curtains if I pull the sword out? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2136 | Our accounting division is epic. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2137 | My understanding is that he got the idea from his succession planner. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2138 | how deep are the cuts again? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2139 | That's a huge letter opener. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2140 | Just their way of saying you’ll have to work nights. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2141 | Whoever pulls it out gets a $117 million severance package. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2142 | We don't do golden parachutes -- we're old school. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2143 | HR said its the fairest way | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2144 | Unconventional vetting? Maybe, but solidly myth-based | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2145 | So consequently we haven't had a CEO now for nearly 10 years | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2146 | So, if you pull that bad boy out, does that make you CEO? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2147 | With it comes unimaginable power...and an indictment. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2148 | ...these days the pen is not always mightier | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2149 | There's plenty of room for upward nobility. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2150 | Go ahead give it a try. The board want somebody with mythical powers to replace the last CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | I ordered a calendar not Excalibur! | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2152 | Well, Damocles, now that it's fallen she's all yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2153 | If you can pull it out, the job's yours. But any repairs will have to come out of your budget. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2154 | Of course I can, but why would I want to? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2155 | That’s funny. Wednesdays are sword days. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2156 | One of is could be President. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2157 | Maybe if Merlin appears, I'll find out why I didn't get that promotion | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2158 | This is how the Lady of the Steno Pool picks the next CEO. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2159 | They missed | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2160 | Sir, you can come out from under the desk now, she went back to her apartment. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2161 | Is that a thing? Hyperbole you can see? | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2162 | Learn from my mistake and skip the "Deskalibur" joke. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2163 | The quants say this is the best way to choose the next manager of our Roundtable Fund. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2164 | Like I told you, he said the sword stops here. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2165 | We couldn't find a stone. And now we can't get it out. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2166 | I guess the anger management classes aren’ t helping. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2167 | It's really a cutthroat industry. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2168 | They misunderstood when I said I was a night person. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2169 | Yes, it is a fairytale office. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | He only works knights. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2171 | Delusions of grandeur are not uncommon among CEOs. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2172 | Boss said if I can remove it I become CEO, but he also said not to touch it... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2173 | Yeah, you could probably muscle it out of there, but do you really WANT that job? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2174 | Whoa Bob, love how you've redecorated. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2175 | Don't worry, Merlin knows a guy | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2176 | A simple memo greenlighting the "Sword and the Stone" remake would have been sufficient. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2177 | And one more word of advice, never fall asleep at your desk. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2178 | This was going to be Jared's office. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2179 | We decided to switch things up a bit and change casual Friday's into Camelot Friday's | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2180 | The owner's son just pretends the sword isn't there. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | If Arthur wants his old office back, he’s going to have to really earn it this time!” | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2182 | Whoever pulls the sword is allowed to skip the Christmas party. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2183 | Now I understand why he insisted on a round table in the conference room. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2184 | After being forced to remove the glass ceilings, we had to get creative. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2185 | The job's more or less yours but out of formality... | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2186 | Will he be in tomorrow do you think? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2187 | Man #1: "You pull it" Man #2: "No, no you pull it" Man #1: "No, you pull it, I don't want the responsibility" | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2188 | Last week it was a gauntlet- and now this. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2189 | Latest HR interview protocol...cutting edge....go on give it a pull. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2190 | We may need Arthur to get this removed, again. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2191 | If you can pull it out, the corner office is yours. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | And I thought getting the axe would have been rough. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2193 | So that's the new way to hold a election in this Country. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2194 | They seem to be getting mightier lately | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2195 | He said, "Sic semper tyrannis", buried the sword in the desk and jumped out the window. | 1.2375 | 0.05409 | 80 | 63 | 15 | 2 |
2196 | I guess management is serious about no more personal calls. | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2197 | I heard he's British. Sir Something-or-other, I think. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2198 | I see Conan didn't take being laid off too well. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2199 | Oh, you meant KNIGHT manager... | 1.2360 | 0.06397 | 89 | 76 | 5 | 8 |
2200 | Welcome to our fast-track summer internship. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2201 | You should see the couch. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2202 | I guess its obvious that he's right handed. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2203 | These desk jobs can be murder. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2204 | We recruited our last CEO from a Medieval Times dinner theater. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2205 | We have got to stop watching Game of Thrones in the break room | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2206 | It looks like he got tired of waiting for the final season of "Game of Thrones." | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2207 | Surprise visit from the wife . . . she went for his secretary . . . | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2208 | I see “The Lady of the Lake” has been here again! Third time this week... | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2209 | ...He did say that he was going to fire the weakest employees | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | Quite a response to your PowerPoint. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | We use a one-step hiring process. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2212 | But on the other hand it is a beautiful granite desk. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2213 | If you can pull it out, you get to sit at the round table. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2214 | You seem perfect for the job, Artie... | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2215 | HR have been testing out new ways of finding the right person for the job. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2216 | I guess the sword is mightier than the pen in a paperless office. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2217 | CEO? No, two extra personal days. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2218 | No on “We’re still not sure how his ex- knew that he’d be hiding under his desk. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2219 | Bob’s aesthetics were just too medieval for the company. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2220 | Mr. Mueller will be here shortly to give it a try. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2221 | Your predecessor left that. He was an accounting wizard. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2222 | Come out, Bill- if you can't pull it, you sure can't push it. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2223 | Freddie. I think we need to postpone this morning’s staff meeting. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2224 | That reminds me- how 'bout fish for dinner tonight? | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2225 | They did say it wasn’t shown to scale. I just expected a letter opener to be on the small side. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2226 | I say leave it there. Our tech wizard, Merlin, is the one with all the real power anyway. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2227 | He was never one to mince swords. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2228 | Seems like the pen is not always mightier than the sword, eh?! | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2229 | So that's where the letter opener's been all this time. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2230 | They say that the one who removes it will be able to understand all spreadsheets. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2231 | The board fired the last guy who pulled it out. Nice severance, though. | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2232 | The corporate charter is a bit dated with respect to succession planning. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2233 | That pink slip we gave Arthur may have been a mistake. | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2234 | How well do you know history? | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2235 | I know it was you | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2236 | I asked for help sorting my desktop | 1.2360 | 0.05541 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2237 | Our H.R. director says this qualifies as affirmative action. | 1.2360 | 0.04800 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
2238 | So how many Arthurs have we tried here? | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | This seems like a job for Arthur, the intern. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2240 | Like they say, 'Hell hath no fury. . .' | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2241 | As the new CEO, you should know that Merlin is on the board of directors. | 1.2360 | 0.05305 | 89 | 71 | 15 | 3 |
2242 | Darn, I missed his back! | 1.2360 | 0.05984 | 89 | 74 | 9 | 6 |
2243 | Legend has it that it’s the only way to ensure the rightful heir takes over the company. | 1.2360 | 0.05767 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2244 | And we have a unique early retirement plan. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2245 | So this is what she meant by "cutting edge." | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2246 | I heard she is a direct descendant of Joan of Arc. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2247 | - This is how Millennials quit jobs these days. - I thought they preferred nerfs. - This one likes Games of Thrones. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2248 | AI !! Been arguing for hours. | 1.2326 | 0.06336 | 86 | 73 | 6 | 7 |
2249 | The job interview is actually quite simple.... | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2250 | You have two minutes to complete this portion of the job interview. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2251 | If you fail, you can still work in the chain mail room. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2252 | They say Justice is blind, but she knows who grabbed her butt. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2253 | That's been in there since the indictment. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2254 | Instead of an interview, we give this mini-mental test to all applicants: "Which one does not belong with the others?" | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2255 | Why the drama? He could have just posted an out-of-office reply. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2256 | Only she who is fit to rule could pull this from its wooden sheath. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Only he who is fit to rule human resources can pull the sword from the desk. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2258 | Looks like the sword was mightier than the pen after all. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2259 | Ok, you know who is our boss now. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2260 | In actuality of course the board votes for the next chairman. But if you pull the sword out a mechanism dispenses a little piece of gum. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2261 | Arthur may be a terrible boss, but I really appreciate his sense of humor. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2262 | I'm guessing he's drawing up an Excalibur re-brand. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2263 | I tried to tell you that he insisted on a round desk! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2264 | You know, I already pulled it out but I don’t really want the job. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2265 | We've gone paperless, do you really even need a letter opener? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2266 | He wants it replaced with a round table. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2267 | I thought the pen was supposed to win! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2268 | Looks like we need a Minion. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2269 | Whoso pulleth out this sword from this desk, is right wise ruler of the company. . . Give it yank, Arthur. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2270 | I see Arthur got the job. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2271 | I should have seen the signs; but on some level I wanted to believe it was a paperweight. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2272 | It was either this or the sword of Damocles. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2273 | Yes, Senator. It’s all in my proposed Constitutional Amendment. I strongly suggest we try this method in 2020. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2274 | Legend has it if you can pull her out you get dental | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2275 | I'm starting to regret that I named the company Camelot Ltd. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2276 | The new head of H.R. was an English major at Columbia. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2277 | We find it works even better than the glass ceiling. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2278 | I hear only bald white men can wield its power | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2279 | The stone didn't fit. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2280 | It helps to establish a safeword. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2281 | I was expecting a round table. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2282 | If you push it one way, a little hand comes out and pulls it back | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2283 | Looks like Arthur put in his two weeks. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2284 | All the bathroom keys are in the pencil drawer. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2285 | Action that, Artie! | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2286 | The corner office is nice, but the company car does tend to breath fire. That’s a factor to consider. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2287 | Thor's off his meds again. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2288 | No, if you pull it out I become the CEO, but it would definitely help your chances of becoming an unpaid intern here. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2289 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk gets an office with a window. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2290 | They say whoever can pull it out gets to be the new Assistant Regional Director. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2291 | Nope not yet. Let the boy try! | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2292 | I need my desk. Get Arthur back in here. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2293 | And so it was that Donald became King of the United States. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2294 | I called her a secretary. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2295 | Talk about a hard deadline. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2296 | Our white knight is away from his desk at the moment. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2297 | Nobody knew the boss was under the desk! | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2298 | I told him the bullet-proof desk was just going to give him a false sense of security. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2299 | Looks like Pendragon took the parachute. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2300 | Remember, son: exhibit humility, determination, and don’t let the board see you push the little button I showed you. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2301 | I was certain that HR told me his name was Arthur King?! | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | Behold the desk of disillusionment. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2303 | It's a tough hiring process, but then you get to rule with impunity. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2304 | I hear it's a great job, but they're looking for a very specific candidate. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2305 | Only the one true IT specialist can recover the file from that laptop. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2306 | Is that a giant light switch in the corner? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2307 | Still no change since the morning of the inauguration. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2308 | Gun Free Zone | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2309 | Well if that isn't a power play, I'm not sure what is. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2310 | It bears a strange inscription, "rotucesorP laicepS" | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2311 | You'd have thought they'd make him prove he could really pull the thing out before giving him the corner office. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2312 | The budget cuts were brutal. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2313 | I got tired of calling references. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2314 | Merlin, from HR, has convinced me to try a new interview technique --- works like a charm! | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2315 | Yeah, Damocles gave his two weeks notice. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2316 | Ms Lake left it in the desk. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2317 | Halloween gets a little crazy around here. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2318 | We're looking at external candidates because all of our VPs have double hernias. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2319 | They tell me it's reclaimed wood from King Arthur's round table | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2320 | I would have said pen as well. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2321 | Our boss has ensured a fair hiring process, but it's obvious his son will pull the sword out in the end. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | We think creatively about 'skills and qualifications,' Tim. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2323 | You'll work a lot of nights in shining armor. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2324 | This application process is a bit archaic, don't you think? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2325 | Yes, it's our little tradition here at Excalibur Corp.--pull the sword from the desk and the job's yours. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2326 | Or you could just request a stapler. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2327 | Its really only the key to the executive wash room. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2328 | Go get Arthur from accounting. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | The knight shift always leave the place in a right mess. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | He mumbled something about being the 'King of the North' and left. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2331 | I hear they’re interviewing for Arthur’s job. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2332 | Before the take-over they'd just send you a pink slip | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2333 | Alternatively, feel free to submit a résumé. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2334 | As advertised, we are seeking a “can-do” CEO. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2335 | Psst, I'm pinned down under the desk. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2336 | Pull it out and you're the CEO. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2337 | It looks like the pen wasn't as mighty as we thought. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2338 | It beats using the Electoral College system. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2339 | They said the latest cuts will be to the bone. . . | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2340 | We might be needing a round conference table. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2341 | What a trooper. Bob still managed to fall on his sword right through the desk. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2342 | Unlike his predecessor Arthur, Jennings simply was not of the same caliber. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2343 | His secretary will only say "#metoo". | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2344 | As I was saying, we are a legendary Corporation. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2345 | I'd pull it out, but I hear the hours suck. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2346 | I don't know -- Arthur of the Rectangular Table doesn't quite feel right! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2347 | I appreciate the effort, but you were supposed to fall on the pointy end. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2348 | They say if you're able to remove it you become CEO. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2349 | Well on second thought didn't you want to be boss? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2350 | Here's the IPO. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2351 | Well, Arthur ... | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2352 | Apparently, it’s impossible to hack. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2353 | Well, at least he didn't get the axe. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2354 | None of them have been able to pull it out during the probationary period. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2355 | I hardly see the point. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2356 | And this is our regional sales manager, Pierce. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2357 | Better call Arty in maintenance. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2358 | He was sure he was going to get the ax. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2359 | Like I said, this one's fit for a king | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2360 | We're gonna need a bigger scabbard | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2361 | You could say he was sword of stoned when he did that. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2362 | A pink slip works just as well and with a lot less drama | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | If you can pull the sword from the desk, the job's yours. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2364 | Only the rightful CEO can remove it. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2365 | Let's just wait for the maintenance staff. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2366 | Look on the bright side: you get a desk and a sword. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2367 | Oh great. They expect us to work knights. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2368 | These office politics are getting medieval. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2369 | All interns are given the opportunity to become a permanent employee. You might be the chosen one. You have three minutes; Go! | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | He loves roundtable discussions. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2371 | It's hard to find employees of his Excaliber | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2372 | What do you have to do for a corner office? | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2373 | It's less litigious than the old hiring process. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2374 | I never fully considered the down-side of a granite desktop. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2375 | Means Trump rejects your facts. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2376 | Your wife's divorce lawyer left a message. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2377 | I hear the stockholders are looking for someone special. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2378 | . . . and this is King Arthur's office. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2379 | It started out as a letter opener. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2380 | I know it’s old-fashioned, but hopefully this way we can find a CEO who hasn’t sexually harassed anyone. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2381 | Don't talk nonsense Arthur, you're not ready for the corner office | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2382 | Should we call Arthur? | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2383 | Extract the sword, you're the true CEO. Or maybe you just get free parking, I can't remember. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2384 | It's part of the vetting process. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2385 | I suppose now is a good time to tell you about our 'two men enter, one man leaves' policy. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2386 | CEO candidates get to this final step and it's then that we lose them. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2387 | The key to longevity in this company is being as close to the sword as possible without actually being the one to pull it from the desk | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2388 | I thought you said she'd been axed. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2389 | Only the most worthy may remove the sword from the desk. Then place your memo over the hole, and re-insert the sword. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2390 | And this is Arthur's desk. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2391 | Don’t worry about pulling out the sword, just promise you won’t tweet! | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2392 | Whoever pulls it out becomes editor. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2393 | See you, Bro. I'm meeting Stormy Daniels at the Chez Gay. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | Now that they have computers, they don't need a letter opener anymore. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2395 | Our hiring policy is fairly straightforward. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2396 | Whoever draweth the sword is head of accounting. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2397 | Okay, Art, let's keep this interview short and sweet. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2398 | We like to keep things simple. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2399 | What caliber? | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
2400 | New millennium Excalibur. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2401 | You should have seen the size of the envelope. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2402 | Next thing you know, he'll be installing a round table. Just sayin'. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2403 | That's the one he fell on. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | This office belongs to Arthur, CEO of the Britons. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2405 | We’re just waiting for the right candidate for CEO. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2406 | Anyone who pulls the sword from the desk gets the corner office. | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2407 | I guess it's true. Damocles did quit. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2408 | He always said he couldn't get a handle on the job. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2409 | That’s pretty mighty, but I have a pen. | 1.2326 | 0.06336 | 86 | 73 | 6 | 7 |
2410 | It's a bit too large for a letter opener, but it gets the job done. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2411 | Just one final test, and the job is yours. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2412 | He needed more pull. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2413 | Don't waste your time trying to pull it out. Just try to do your work without getting jabbed. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2414 | Well, Bob, you're next to try for the corner office. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2415 | I miss the days when we were lobbying for gun control! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2416 | It's what human resources calls 'strike two.' | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2417 | They said cuts would start from the top down | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | Apparently, the legend is that, if you can pull the sword out, you can’t get indicted for insider trading. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2419 | New boss. Not the same as the old boss. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2420 | He tries it every morning. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2421 | Good Knight! | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2422 | Even though the point is under, it still gets across. | 1.2299 | 0.05092 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2423 | It's my fantasy job. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2424 | #metoo? | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2425 | I don't know, it's hard enough to find someone who can pass the piss test. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2426 | I’m still your boss if you pull it out. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2427 | Apparently if you free it you get promoted to King. My bet's on Arthur 'cause he works a lot of knights. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2428 | We are an equal opportunity employer. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2429 | We decided to simplify our intern selection process. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2430 | He also insisted the conference table be round. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2431 | Have you tried restarting it? | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2432 | Guess what his password is? | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2433 | You'll get a modest salary increase, box seats for the Yankees, and full dental benefits for a year. | 1.2262 | 0.05706 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2434 | We've found two new VPs this way. And the best part is, no emails from bloody LinkedIn. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2435 | Legend has it you need two forms of I.D. to pull the sword | 1.2262 | 0.04895 | 84 | 66 | 17 | 1 |
2436 | The ex-CEO wasn't up to calibur. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | According to legend, we've never had an accountant. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2438 | It comes with the desk. Pull it out, and you get to sit in the chair. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2439 | The prophesy is just to cover up race discrimination. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2440 | He's on chivalry leave. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
2441 | So that's why they had PE at Harvard Business School. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2442 | I'll flip you for who pushes it through. He's under the desk. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2443 | Apparently the office furniture is having a #metoo moment. | 1.2235 | 0.05888 | 85 | 71 | 9 | 5 |
2444 | Our former Chairman, Arthur, left it for his successor. | 1.2235 | 0.05391 | 85 | 69 | 13 | 3 |
2445 | You say Mueller's on the way? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2446 | You're going to have to work around some cuts. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2447 | Office Depot Item #FJ734: Excalibur. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2448 | This proves him wrong: The pen is not mightier than the sword, especially when you hide underneath your desk. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2449 | ...And this is our succession plan | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2450 | Well- it could be just a suggestion. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2451 | Yeah Roger is trying to delay the IPO again | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2452 | Inform the search firm that there is another requirement to add to the list. | 1.2208 | 0.04758 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 0 |
2453 | Caliburn industries is an equal opportunity employer Mr. Pendragon | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2454 | Unlike us, he is a frontstabber | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2455 | The first person who knows how to use a pen becomes CEO. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2456 | The board is trying a less divisive hiring approach. | 1.2195 | 0.04916 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2457 | Sword of Democracy. Pull it and you are President. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2458 | Please don't say it. We know. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2459 | So I guess we’re looking for a guy called Arthur.. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2460 | He should never have hidden under his desk. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2461 | King Arthur’s out of office message. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2462 | I can't remember the password for either of them. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2463 | Um...what did you say this meeting was about? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2464 | It takes a special type of person to work here st Camelot Industries. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2465 | Now that's what I call a sharply-worded memo! | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2466 | Is there anyone in the firm named Arthur? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2467 | I hope you don't mind people putting their feet on your desk. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | Some of us would just quit, but Harry........... | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2469 | CEO? Just a little tug'll do it. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2470 | Alternatively, we could look at your resume... | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2471 | No one has been able to pull it out so the CEO job remains empty. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2472 | And we save thousands in headhunter fees alone! | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2473 | If you are truly the new Director of Marketing, you will be able to remove the laptop from the desk. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2474 | SuperExcaliburifragilisticexpialidocious! | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2475 | Maybe this hostile takeover talk was more than just rumors. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2476 | Bagged it on a safari in Disneyland. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2477 | I’m looking forward to ‘Bring Your Child to Work Day’ this year. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2478 | It's a big boy letter opener. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2479 | Hard to tell if we’ll ever get another boss with such a sharp edge... | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2480 | You don't want to know where the shield ended up. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2481 | Unlike your predecessor, we expect you to make your revenue numbers. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | This may be a difficult transition. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2483 | Whomsoever shall pull the Sword from this Desk, he shall be granted the Key to the Supply Room. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2484 | Impressive, but his twitter finger is mightier. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2485 | Johnson's sales tactics are the stuff of legend. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2486 | Looks like we’re about to sever ties. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2487 | That's what happens when you think the pen is mightier than the sword! | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | Arthur doesn’t believe in a 4 digit P.I.N. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2489 | Well, no, obviously we *don't* use pink slips here in Sicily. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2490 | And of course you'll need to be familiar with MS Sword | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2491 | Legend says if you get it out you become Senior Intern. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2492 | He said to hold all his calls; now we know why. | 1.2169 | 0.05434 | 83 | 68 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | Desk jobs are a killer. | 1.2169 | 0.04863 | 83 | 66 | 16 | 1 |
2494 | that's nothing; his pen went through the floor | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2495 | Looks like the barbarians are back at the gate again. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2496 | No one even wants to try and be king, these days. | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2497 | I knew the granite desk was a mistake. | 1.2169 | 0.04551 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 0 |
2498 | And if you pull the sword out you still start in the mailroom. | 1.2169 | 0.05698 | 83 | 69 | 10 | 4 |
2499 | Do you think the takeover was a bit too hostile? | 1.2169 | 0.05156 | 83 | 67 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | I think he went out to get some WD-40. | 1.2169 | 0.05950 | 83 | 70 | 8 | 5 |
2501 | The HR wizard said,"Only the true heir can reclaim it." | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2502 | Maybe Trump's fixer Michael Cohen thought this was Mueller's desk. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2503 | We are still looking for someone that can turn the company around. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2504 | See, your letter opener is on your desk like I said. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2505 | Cripes! I prepared for an interview. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2506 | It is written, “he who rends this sword shall the rightful CEO become”. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2507 | No, it’s actually quite loose, but nobody will touch it. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2508 | The previous employee failed to pass the last test for promotion. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2509 | There's one round table version but that's in the oval office. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2510 | We're not sure who put it there, but no one is able to pull it out. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2511 | He tried to set the bar high for his successor, but instead he took off his left kneecap." | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2512 | Everyone lies on their resume. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2513 | Some guy named Wotan left it. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2514 | ...oh, and don't forget to dial 9 first. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2515 | I feel like I really dodged a sword today at the office. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2516 | He took his pen. This must be serious. | 1.2152 | 0.06413 | 79 | 68 | 5 | 6 |
2517 | "After the interview, I heard a guy named Galahad got the job". | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2518 | What did you say was mightier than the sword? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2519 | Working in H.R. is not for everyone. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2520 | The CEO must not only be able to remove Excalibur from the granite top desk, but the sword also doubles as the sole Executive Wash Room key. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2521 | Boss said whoever can pull out the sword is the new CEO | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2522 | Maybe we should give women a shot. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2523 | He who pulls the sword shall be the assistant to the executive vice president of the Northeastern marketing branch. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2524 | ...for whosoever pulleth the sword, least share price rise less than 30 points by Q3, so shall he fall upon it. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2525 | How was I supposed to know she had a husband? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2526 | The old way to choose the president just didn't work out well. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2527 | Hurry, go get Arthur in accounting | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2528 | We've all tried, Arthur, but it appears to be stuck. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2529 | Either you pull the sword from the desk or figure out how to link subscriptions to the app... I’d try the sword first. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2530 | The computer is more powerful than the sword but only if you can pull the password out of the desk. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2531 | We do things a little differently here at Excalibur. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2532 | Arthur thought it would be a novel way to choose his successor. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2533 | Stevens is the CEO. You don't want to mess with him. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2534 | If you cant pull the sword, or guess the password, you can call and ask a friend. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2535 | I think I'd feel more comfortable if he took a seat. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2536 | We're still searching for a CEO who can pull the sword out of the ironwood desk. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2537 | Here's you new V.P. office. Congratulations, and may you aspire to further greatness. | 1.2152 | 0.04653 | 79 | 62 | 17 | 0 |
2538 | You have to admit he knew how to drive his point home. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2539 | Well, Sir, our Founders placed it there to remind our leaders of the importance of authenticity. You know: Truth, Justice, and--whatever. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2540 | So whoever can get that out is the next boss? | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2541 | It may be a while to fine the next CEO | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2542 | I guess he took it as a sign and left early today. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2543 | Guess Arthur decided to pursue bigger things. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | Not just proven executive material. We need legendary. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2545 | I told you Arthur's letter opener was over the top. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2546 | He who lives by the sword, dies under his desk. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2547 | I guess he couldn't find a pen. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2548 | Do we have an employee named Arthur? | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2549 | See? Only the biggest fan gets a life-sized, life-threatening letter opener like that. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2550 | Let's get Lancelot in here. | 1.2152 | 0.06155 | 79 | 67 | 7 | 5 |
2551 | For the "once and future king" of Manhattan | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2552 | We needed assorted desks, but thanks to auto correct we have this. | 1.2152 | 0.06413 | 79 | 68 | 5 | 6 |
2553 | It stays there until Game of Thrones returns. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2554 | Our interview process is fairly straightforward. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2555 | It was revenge for eating Arthur’s last pudding in the work fridge. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2556 | Pull it out and you get to be head of the accounting department. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2557 | Yes, you would think OSHA would have a problem with this. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2558 | We'll be saved once Mueller pulls it out. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2559 | We used to use some farcical aquatic ceremony to determine succession, but we've found this modern method to be much more efficient. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2560 | Let's hope that will cut the crap! | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2561 | Can you ask Arthur to step in here for a moment. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2562 | We're being taken over by Adventure Capitalists. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2563 | Well, Art, are you up to the job? | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2564 | HR had it installed to cut down on the duration of job interviews. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2565 | Let's call it a knight. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2566 | A round table would have been more in order. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2567 | He wants to hold more round-tables too. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2568 | We play epic Rock, Paper, Scissors in this office. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2569 | Got you working the knight shift, huh? | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2570 | It's Arthur's performance piece, "The Sword in the Desk." | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2571 | The board asked him for a succession strategy. This one’s magic! | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2572 | I think 'disgruntled' might be putting it mildly. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2573 | Tell Damocles down in H.R. we've found his sword. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2574 | We may not need an executive recruiter to replace the old bastard after all. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2575 | No actually we use it to hire janitors. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2576 | It's a new form of stress relief. Those squishy things just don't do it for me. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2577 | we've all tried Artie....its impossible | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2578 | This is just one reason why I prefer a standing desk. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2579 | Whoso pulleth out this sword is rightwise CEO. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2580 | If you can pull it out you become CEO | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2581 | Congratulations on winning the job. Now there is one more thing... | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2582 | The one who draws the sword shall lead meetings at a large round table. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2583 | Merlin is up to his old tricks. Alas, the Donald is no Arthur. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2584 | You'd better call the knight manager. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2585 | The board thought our last CEO was ex caliber | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2586 | Hiding under your desk is not an viable work avoidance option here. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2587 | This is Stan's office. The lawyers have an inflated view of what they bring to the company. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2588 | Well, now we know why this office is still unoccupied. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2589 | I see that he went to Camelot. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2590 | Pull it out of the desk and the company is all yours. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2591 | He gets a lot of oversized mail. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2592 | We've been telling Arthur to pull it out for years | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2593 | We're traditionalists when it comes to middle-management recruiting. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2594 | He who can remove the sword is destined to receive an additional bonus when the company goes under. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2595 | And then he said, "May Heaven strike me down if I misled a single investor." | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2596 | So this is what he meant by a late knight. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2597 | Our firm's idea of a succession plan. | 1.2152 | 0.05885 | 79 | 66 | 9 | 4 |
2598 | I think it makes a bold, muscular statement, but your color palette needs tweaking . | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2599 | Let's make sure he's not under the desk. | 1.2152 | 0.04990 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2600 | I guess the pen isn’t mightier after all. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2601 | It means he needs to get a round table ASAP. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2602 | This is the last part of the interview. | 1.2152 | 0.05305 | 79 | 64 | 13 | 2 |
2603 | Succeed and you shall be hailed Arthur, Head of Human Resouces. | 1.2152 | 0.05603 | 79 | 65 | 11 | 3 |
2604 | Interesting succession plan... | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2605 | Mr. Arthur, the office is yours after we remove Mr. Excalibur's stuff. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | Here at King Arthur Inc., we have a different take on performance reviews. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | They gave Bob a square desk, but he's holding out for a round table. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2608 | Well, he did say to stick a knife in this job. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2609 | That'll make succession planning a challenge | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2610 | The new CEO sure has us on the cutting edge. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | Legends say that the person who finally pulls it out will become the new C.E.O. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2612 | This will simplify succession planning. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | LIMERICK: "Greetings and welcome aboard...Here's your office, your desk, and your sword...Meetings start at nine...Be sure you're on time...And refer to Mr. Zinke as "my lord"." | 1.2125 | 0.06338 | 80 | 69 | 5 | 6 |
2614 | It's HR reminding me what might happen if I skip the sexual harassment training. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2615 | Whoever can pull it out gets this corner office. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | The Lady was not amused. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2617 | Whosoever draws this forth shall become the POTUS | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2618 | We use it for succession planning. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2619 | Back in the day we drew a line in the sand | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2620 | And here is where the Chief Excalibur Officer sits. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2621 | Hiding under the desk did him no good at all. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2622 | Tis said, he who draws the sword t'will be CEO. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2623 | Damn O'Cles! | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2624 | Apparently just submitting a resume is no longer enough. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2625 | The CFO is trying something new: the employee who draws the sword from this desk gets to keep his pension. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But, frankly, Jones, I've always had my doubts. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | Otherwise it is a rather neat desk. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2628 | ``... and whosoever pulleth out this letter-opener from this desk is the rightful CEO of Round Table Holdings Inc." | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2629 | How will I know if I am right for the position? | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2630 | After a week of trying to yank it out he gave up—joined the NRA and bought an AR-15. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2631 | In the old days you got the axe. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2632 | ...it's just the best predictor of success HR ever found. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2633 | Apparently, the shareholders think this will help us find "the true CEO." | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2634 | A succession plan of a sort I guess. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2635 | Artie, it's your turn to try. | 1.2125 | 0.04602 | 80 | 63 | 17 | 0 |
2636 | The note says,'Pull me out, win this seat!' | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | If Arthur wanted a standing desk he could've just asked. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2638 | Ikea calls this desk, 'Arthur Modern.' Hope you like it. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2639 | Well, I did use Merlin to get the job interview.... | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2640 | When you're done here Mr. Damocles would like to see you. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2641 | Looks like Arthur isn't in right now. | 1.2125 | 0.04934 | 80 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2642 | New boss starts his day as King Arthur. Head of R&D thinks he's Merlin. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | He's got an extreme taste in executive stress toys. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2644 | There's simply not a more congenial spot for happily-ever-aftering than here at Excaliber, Inc. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2645 | The desk is made of granite. I have no idea what the sword thing is all about. | 1.2125 | 0.05245 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2646 | Well, he sure made his point. | 1.2125 | 0.05539 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2647 | I don't really know what the Excalibur account is, but Aurthur said he would pull it out after his webinar with Merlin. | 1.2125 | 0.05817 | 80 | 67 | 9 | 4 |
2648 | We're streaming the hostile takeover. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2649 | You know the old saying, "Live by the Sword"..... | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2650 | Whoever draws the sword from the desk, they shall have this office, for only then can the desk drawer be opened. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2651 | This is the office of our CEO, Arthur. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2652 | I assume this means we're looking for a new CEO. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2653 | We have a good feeling about this, Mr. Whoso. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2654 | So once you get settled into your new office, we have a meeting in the round table conference room. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2655 | I warned him, you keep eating other people's lunches, and this is what happens. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2656 | Unfortunately, it means he only brought his pen to the duel. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2657 | At least it's better than nepotism. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2658 | It's supposed to represent Excalibur, but mostly we use it as a paper cutter. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2659 | Mueller left without it ? | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2660 | The sword's still there, yet they let him be president." | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2661 | There was no heir apparent. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2662 | Again? | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2663 | This might be a hostile takeover. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2664 | Apparently that’s what a CV is | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2665 | Did I mention that the fate of the civilized world depends on you? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2666 | While you were out. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2667 | Guess Art decided to try another career. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2668 | They’re gone, Sir. Your feint worked! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2669 | The culture is killed or be killed. I'm guessing you can figure out what happened to the last guy. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2670 | Good ol’ nepotism is just easier on the furniture | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2671 | Rod Serling's voice over familar music, " new hire Arthur King sees his office for the first time at Camelot technology". | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2672 | This your chance to be CEO. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2673 | Wow, she's really upset about having to chip in for coffee. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2674 | We have a 'sword in the stone' based promotion system here. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2675 | For some reason, we've had a hard time finding the right person for the job. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2676 | This will be the first phase of the interview process. | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2677 | Whoso pulleth out this sword of this desk is rightwise the new CEO | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2678 | We are trying to help Robert kick the habit of sleeping under his desk all day. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2679 | Welcome to Camelot, Sir! | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2680 | Where did you get that loan from again? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2681 | I told you it was mightier than the pen. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
2682 | Nancy, would you ask Merlin to come up from H.R.? | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2683 | Dammit Dave, it’s supossed to be a round table. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2684 | Missed the point. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2685 | Excuse me Mr. Excalibur, this is Steve... he just started today. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2686 | We only have one applicant so far. Some kid named Arthur. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2687 | The board recommended jousting to choose the CEO. We thought this might be better. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2688 | When I told him to take a good stab at his new job, I didn’t think he would take it literally! | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2689 | It must have been her ex. | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2690 | Okay, Arthur, your promotion comes down to this. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2691 | How long has the CEO position been open? 12 years now. They say the only way to get the position is to pull the sword from Rick's old desk. Working for White Castle is wierd, yeah? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2692 | the pen may not be mightier after all. | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2693 | Hey Art, can you give me a hand with this? | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2694 | Better call Arthur | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2695 | It’s actually quite easy to pull out, but no one wants to work in the chain mail room. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2696 | WOW! THIS IS NOT HOW I ENVISIONED THE ROUNDTABLE! | 1.2105 | 0.06574 | 76 | 66 | 4 | 6 |
2697 | Found it! | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2698 | The search for the new VP is taking longer than we thought. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2699 | The final test is if you remove the sword you get the job as CEO | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2700 | I see that Jeff Bezos just up and quit. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2701 | We’re not backstabbers here. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2702 | Our last CEO was literally legendary. | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2703 | Who put that phone on my desk? | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2704 | I guess they really did cut his position. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2705 | The desk had so many enemies, any one of us could have done it. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2706 | He said, "The hell with it, I'm leaving. Let some kid take the job." | 1.2105 | 0.06301 | 76 | 65 | 6 | 5 |
2707 | They said Merlin quit, but I had to see it to believe it. | 1.2105 | 0.05067 | 76 | 61 | 14 | 1 |
2708 | I thought it'd be bigger. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2709 | The President thinks this is a better approach than asking for Senate confirmation. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2710 | We asked the President to stop hiding under his desk. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 0 |
2711 | And I thought the joke was: "pull my finger." | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2712 | Another headcount reduction. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2713 | I don’t know, man...the last guy who pulled it out lost his job. | 1.2105 | 0.05402 | 76 | 62 | 12 | 2 |
2714 | I know it's a foregone conclusion that Arthur will become CEO when his dad retires, but I think the board might want something more official. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2715 | And that's how I stay interim CEO forever. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2716 | Perhaps we shouldn't have laid off Arthur... | 1.2105 | 0.06574 | 76 | 66 | 4 | 6 |
2717 | ExcaliBoss! | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2718 | If you are able to pull it out, you'll be crowned King of Disposable middle men. | 1.2105 | 0.05717 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
2719 | This is our new succession plan. | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2720 | Welcome aboard the failing Medieval Times | 1.2105 | 0.06016 | 76 | 64 | 8 | 4 |
2721 | The CEO before him was axed. | 1.2105 |