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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2018-05-06T18:54:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2018-05-20T18:58:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2018-05-14T18:54:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 21st, 2018 |
Number of captions | 7075 |
Number of responses | 798876 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I can hear the wife now: "You caught it, you clean it." | 1.9321 | 0.01081 | 5569 | 2014 | 1919 | 1636 |
1 | Must be another Trump hotel that's underwater | 1.8860 | 0.02024 | 1640 | 655 | 517 | 468 |
2 | I've finally caught something my wife will let me hang in the living room. | 1.8852 | 0.01072 | 5358 | 1993 | 1987 | 1378 |
3 | "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". | 1.8808 | 0.01077 | 5513 | 2130 | 1910 | 1473 |
4 | Too bad it's catch and release. My wife would love this. | 1.8596 | 0.01041 | 5600 | 2146 | 2094 | 1360 |
5 | We must be at Pier 1. | 1.8557 | 0.01073 | 5566 | 2243 | 1883 | 1440 |
6 | You're gonna need a nicer boat. | 1.8440 | 0.01188 | 4544 | 1866 | 1521 | 1157 |
7 | Finally, something my wife will let me mount in the living room. | 1.8374 | 0.01048 | 5487 | 2171 | 2037 | 1279 |
8 | Those fish are having a ball down there. | 1.8371 | 0.01361 | 3334 | 1345 | 1187 | 802 |
9 | Now I wish I hadn't thrown back that Chippendale table. | 1.8234 | 0.01869 | 1733 | 704 | 631 | 398 |
10 | It's the Trump lure -- it works best with bottom feeders. | 1.8131 | 0.01159 | 5158 | 2358 | 1406 | 1394 |
11 | Throw it back; we're fishing for mid-century modern. | 1.8069 | 0.01212 | 4107 | 1711 | 1478 | 918 |
12 | First, I set the mood. | 1.7938 | 0.01137 | 5024 | 2257 | 1546 | 1221 |
13 | I tie my own. Why do you ask? | 1.7733 | 0.01399 | 3026 | 1317 | 1078 | 631 |
14 | Is that chandelier going to keep getting bigger every time you tell this story? | 1.7697 | 0.01243 | 3830 | 1675 | 1362 | 793 |
15 | I'm not surprised. A lot of upscale homes are now underwater. | 1.7530 | 0.01225 | 3988 | 1807 | 1359 | 822 |
16 | I think I’ll mount this one on the ceiling. | 1.7514 | 0.01199 | 4079 | 1829 | 1435 | 815 |
17 | It’s easier than dusting it. | 1.7413 | 0.01287 | 3595 | 1655 | 1215 | 725 |
18 | On the East River, you just get tires. | 1.7389 | 0.01266 | 3661 | 1676 | 1265 | 720 |
19 | Had to throw back three sconces and a flashlight, but this one's a keeper. | 1.7325 | 0.01439 | 2804 | 1289 | 976 | 539 |
20 | My wife told me to bring home something nice for dinner. | 1.7182 | 0.01988 | 1370 | 618 | 520 | 232 |
21 | Looks like the wealth is starting to trickle downstream. | 1.7164 | 0.01587 | 2274 | 1065 | 789 | 420 |
22 | The irony of it is that I told my wife that I couldn't go antiquing. | 1.7091 | 0.01395 | 2956 | 1405 | 1006 | 545 |
23 | Picked up this little beauty in the tackle shop at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.7082 | 0.02179 | 1299 | 645 | 388 | 266 |
24 | Even the East River's gentrifying. | 1.7050 | 0.01274 | 3373 | 1567 | 1234 | 572 |
25 | They're fun to catch, but tough to clean. | 1.7010 | 0.01270 | 3502 | 1668 | 1213 | 621 |
26 | Nice kitch, Gary. | 1.6925 | 0.02224 | 1226 | 618 | 367 | 241 |
27 | You can only catch these in alternating currents. | 1.6901 | 0.01336 | 3288 | 1632 | 1043 | 613 |
28 | This may not be the best spot for fish, but you can't beat it for ambience. | 1.6892 | 0.01493 | 2436 | 1157 | 879 | 400 |
29 | Incandescent bulbs. Gotta throw it back. | 1.6726 | 0.01823 | 1640 | 803 | 571 | 266 |
30 | Run-off from the upper east side | 1.6703 | 0.01834 | 1656 | 824 | 554 | 278 |
31 | Have you noticed how few boots we catch since Brooklyn has been gentrified? | 1.6488 | 0.01389 | 2822 | 1438 | 937 | 447 |
32 | I think I'll toss it back and try for something a little more contemporary. | 1.6474 | 0.01421 | 2666 | 1353 | 900 | 413 |
33 | No no no, I said bring a 'can of beer' | 1.6422 | 0.02279 | 1146 | 619 | 318 | 209 |
34 | It really comes in handy for night fishing | 1.6398 | 0.02194 | 1005 | 489 | 389 | 127 |
35 | I use it for night-fishing. | 1.6387 | 0.01841 | 1492 | 744 | 543 | 205 |
36 | Homes in this area are still underwater. | 1.6273 | 0.01659 | 2187 | 1217 | 568 | 402 |
37 | I like catching them, but I hate cleaning them. | 1.6249 | 0.01696 | 1842 | 963 | 607 | 272 |
38 | And that, son, is why we fish at Crystal Lake. | 1.6230 | 0.01850 | 1581 | 838 | 501 | 242 |
39 | I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. | 1.6219 | 0.01788 | 1751 | 946 | 521 | 284 |
40 | See, this is why I like to fish in the eBay. | 1.6187 | 0.02034 | 1369 | 748 | 395 | 226 |
41 | Catch and release only. They're impossible to clean. | 1.6167 | 0.01940 | 1380 | 724 | 461 | 195 |
42 | Catchin' 'em is easy, son. It's cleanin' 'em that's a pain. | 1.6155 | 0.01733 | 1766 | 938 | 569 | 259 |
43 | Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you redo his foyer. | 1.6150 | 0.01877 | 1509 | 803 | 484 | 222 |
44 | I remember throwing this one back in when it was a bare light bulb. | 1.6141 | 0.02360 | 951 | 506 | 306 | 139 |
45 | They say that, before sea level rose, you could walk into any Manhattan hotel lobby and find one of these things. | 1.6087 | 0.02180 | 1150 | 627 | 346 | 177 |
46 | I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. | 1.6086 | 0.03136 | 580 | 323 | 161 | 96 |
47 | some guys find fishing meditative, but I find it illuminating. | 1.6016 | 0.02155 | 1220 | 685 | 336 | 199 |
48 | I told you I felt a light tug on my line. | 1.6003 | 0.02054 | 1306 | 725 | 378 | 203 |
49 | I told you fishing in front of Mar-a-Lago would pay off. | 1.6003 | 0.02031 | 1391 | 788 | 371 | 232 |
50 | You usually only see these at night. | 1.5960 | 0.01988 | 1302 | 704 | 420 | 178 |
51 | Not surprised, I heard Trump's hotels are under water. | 1.5943 | 0.02117 | 1272 | 725 | 338 | 209 |
52 | "I told you Liberace used to fish here". | 1.5907 | 0.02134 | 1158 | 639 | 354 | 165 |
53 | That's nothing. You shoulda seen the Steinway that got away. | 1.5851 | 0.02187 | 1116 | 625 | 329 | 162 |
54 | 10 hooks, waterproof LEDs, and real crystal. I call it: the chandelure. | 1.5838 | 0.02296 | 1098 | 641 | 273 | 184 |
55 | I call it the chandel-lure. | 1.5799 | 0.02291 | 1045 | 598 | 288 | 159 |
56 | If my wife asks, it took all day to clean the chandelier. | 1.5762 | 0.02537 | 800 | 447 | 245 | 108 |
57 | My wife said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. So....... | 1.5759 | 0.02343 | 988 | 566 | 275 | 147 |
58 | We have to stop fishing in the Hamptons. | 1.5754 | 0.02341 | 982 | 561 | 277 | 144 |
59 | Billy, this is why I hate fishing Mar a Lago. | 1.5745 | 0.02438 | 966 | 570 | 237 | 159 |
60 | Well, I finally caught something my wife will like. | 1.5740 | 0.02351 | 960 | 546 | 277 | 137 |
61 | Looks like Trump Towers finally went under. | 1.5740 | 0.02406 | 960 | 558 | 253 | 149 |
62 | Finally, something my wife will let me put up in the living room. | 1.5737 | 0.02524 | 821 | 464 | 243 | 114 |
63 | I was hoping to land something a little more contemporary. | 1.5728 | 0.02244 | 948 | 515 | 323 | 110 |
64 | I guess that's what you get for fishing at Pier 1. | 1.5726 | 0.02458 | 943 | 556 | 234 | 153 |
65 | I started off tying my own flies and things just got a little out of hand. | 1.5716 | 0.02417 | 936 | 542 | 253 | 141 |
66 | I see the bait, but where’s the switch? | 1.5681 | 0.02497 | 889 | 521 | 231 | 137 |
67 | It's a tradeoff: I clean the chandelier; she let's me fish. | 1.5679 | 0.02462 | 891 | 516 | 244 | 131 |
68 | That's what happens when you fish too close to Mar a Lago. | 1.5670 | 0.02423 | 880 | 500 | 261 | 119 |
69 | Beginner's luck -- all I've been getting are wall sconces. | 1.5665 | 0.02445 | 872 | 498 | 254 | 120 |
70 | I threw back the sconces, but this bad boy is definitely a keeper. | 1.5643 | 0.02465 | 863 | 496 | 247 | 120 |
71 | Catching these things is always more fun than cleaning them. | 1.5632 | 0.02465 | 838 | 476 | 252 | 110 |
72 | I like to make their last meal special. | 1.5632 | 0.02567 | 838 | 494 | 216 | 128 |
73 | Believe me, this is how you catch mermaids. | 1.5622 | 0.02995 | 587 | 339 | 166 | 82 |
74 | "I used both - bait AND switch". | 1.5618 | 0.02488 | 833 | 477 | 244 | 112 |
75 | I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... | 1.5611 | 0.02564 | 818 | 478 | 221 | 119 |
76 | It's a Lamprey! | 1.5605 | 0.02506 | 810 | 462 | 242 | 106 |
77 | Good thing it s kitsch and release! | 1.5600 | 0.02651 | 809 | 486 | 193 | 130 |
78 | Too bad. Chandelier season doesn't open till next week. | 1.5597 | 0.02502 | 804 | 457 | 244 | 103 |
79 | Yet another reason I hate fishing in The Hamptons. | 1.5590 | 0.02524 | 805 | 462 | 236 | 107 |
80 | By George, you’ve found the wreckage of Mar-a-Lago! Back in 2018, they warned him about the consequences of global warming, but did he listen? | 1.5589 | 0.02668 | 798 | 480 | 190 | 128 |
81 | I hate fishing near the Hamptons. | 1.5589 | 0.02566 | 798 | 463 | 224 | 111 |
82 | I not only want fish that taste good, I want fish with good taste. | 1.5539 | 0.02603 | 751 | 433 | 220 | 98 |
83 | Normally I use this for night fishing | 1.5521 | 0.02621 | 739 | 427 | 216 | 96 |
84 | I promised you we'd go fishing, I promised Mom I'd clean the chandelier | 1.5516 | 0.02719 | 736 | 439 | 188 | 109 |
85 | Octopi really are the masters of camouflage. | 1.5506 | 0.02700 | 721 | 424 | 197 | 100 |
86 | That's strange. They usually only come out at night. | 1.5490 | 0.02655 | 714 | 413 | 210 | 91 |
87 | Not bad - but you should've seen the Tiffany Lamp that got away. | 1.5470 | 0.02749 | 702 | 417 | 186 | 99 |
88 | She did say she wanted something fancy for dinner... | 1.5469 | 0.02716 | 693 | 405 | 197 | 91 |
89 | I forgot to tell you this pier sits over something they used to call Mar-a-Lago. | 1.5459 | 0.02856 | 687 | 419 | 161 | 107 |
90 | This is what happens when you use caviar for bait. | 1.5457 | 0.03257 | 460 | 264 | 141 | 55 |
91 | Go ahead and cast while I set the mood. | 1.5452 | 0.02666 | 675 | 385 | 212 | 78 |
92 | Before global warming, used to be a hotel here. | 1.5448 | 0.02753 | 681 | 401 | 189 | 91 |
93 | ...and this here lure I got outta Scott Pruitt's tackle box. | 1.5420 | 0.02844 | 655 | 392 | 171 | 92 |
94 | Fish? You want pier #2 then. | 1.5419 | 0.02662 | 620 | 343 | 218 | 59 |
95 | She asked me to wash the chandelier -- she didn't say how. | 1.5417 | 0.02757 | 659 | 385 | 191 | 83 |
96 | Teach a man to fish, something, something, chandelier. | 1.5414 | 0.02871 | 652 | 393 | 165 | 94 |
97 | I told you we shouldn't fish down stream from Mar-a-lago. | 1.5408 | 0.02738 | 649 | 375 | 197 | 77 |
98 | You are definitely going to want to mount that one. | 1.5404 | 0.02628 | 644 | 359 | 222 | 63 |
99 | Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he can refurbish his living room | 1.5404 | 0.02745 | 644 | 372 | 196 | 76 |
100 | All I have is light tackle. | 1.5386 | 0.02846 | 583 | 334 | 184 | 65 |
101 | She said, "You can go fishing after you clean the chandelier." | 1.5381 | 0.02923 | 630 | 382 | 157 | 91 |
102 | Didn't I tell you we'd find the perfect chandelier at Pier 1? | 1.5380 | 0.02967 | 632 | 389 | 146 | 97 |
103 | Definitely invasive. They've driven the Swarovskis clean out. | 1.5371 | 0.02861 | 620 | 367 | 173 | 80 |
104 | Must be a pretty fancy school. | 1.5365 | 0.02835 | 617 | 362 | 179 | 76 |
105 | Judging by the fight it put up, I could have sworn it was a wall sconce. | 1.5363 | 0.02828 | 619 | 363 | 180 | 76 |
106 | See, I told you I felt a light tugging on my line. | 1.5353 | 0.02983 | 609 | 372 | 148 | 89 |
107 | That's nothing. I caught a Chihuly here last summer. | 1.5341 | 0.02995 | 601 | 367 | 147 | 87 |
108 | This is called the Liberace lure. I’m hoping to catch a Steinway. | 1.5334 | 0.02960 | 598 | 361 | 155 | 82 |
109 | I know, she's a beauty, but if it has less than 20 lights, I have to throw it back. | 1.5333 | 0.02788 | 600 | 345 | 190 | 65 |
110 | I call it a chande-lure. | 1.5329 | 0.02892 | 593 | 350 | 170 | 73 |
111 | My buddy recommended a bait shop on the Upper East Side. | 1.5328 | 0.02845 | 595 | 347 | 179 | 69 |
112 | How many years since Mar-a-Lago was lost to rising sea levels? | 1.5328 | 0.03000 | 595 | 363 | 147 | 85 |
113 | Dang, looks like my line is baroque again. | 1.5326 | 0.02985 | 599 | 365 | 149 | 85 |
114 | Damn! Another one! | 1.5322 | 0.02962 | 590 | 355 | 156 | 79 |
115 | We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. | 1.5321 | 0.02955 | 560 | 329 | 164 | 67 |
116 | Oh no, they're a bitch to clean. | 1.5303 | 0.02952 | 577 | 344 | 160 | 73 |
117 | I do all my shopping on-line. | 1.5301 | 0.03123 | 581 | 365 | 124 | 92 |
118 | Catching one is easy, cleaning it is the real work. | 1.5282 | 0.02988 | 568 | 341 | 154 | 73 |
119 | If it's under a thousand watts, you have to throw it back. | 1.5282 | 0.02978 | 568 | 340 | 156 | 72 |
120 | It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. | 1.5273 | 0.02897 | 567 | 332 | 171 | 64 |
121 | We are going to see well tonight. | 1.5269 | 0.03264 | 558 | 360 | 102 | 96 |
122 | The name of my new lure, Hank? The 'Liberace'! | 1.5252 | 0.02919 | 535 | 309 | 171 | 55 |
123 | Apparently the flood did reach the upper east side. | 1.5252 | 0.02917 | 556 | 326 | 168 | 62 |
124 | I told you this was easier than going to IKEA. | 1.5248 | 0.02963 | 524 | 304 | 165 | 55 |
125 | Since I caught the armoire this is the only bait I ever use. | 1.5245 | 0.02982 | 551 | 328 | 157 | 66 |
126 | No,I said bring cans of beer. | 1.5241 | 0.03267 | 540 | 345 | 107 | 88 |
127 | If we go further out, we may be able to catch the entire living room set. | 1.5241 | 0.02911 | 540 | 313 | 171 | 56 |
128 | Too bad you threw back that electric eel. | 1.5233 | 0.03185 | 537 | 335 | 123 | 79 |
129 | It's my newest lure, I call it "The Liberace". | 1.5232 | 0.03154 | 539 | 334 | 128 | 77 |
130 | Finally something my wife will let me bring into the house. | 1.5226 | 0.03050 | 532 | 319 | 148 | 65 |
131 | Just my luck,Chandelier season doesn't open until Saturday. | 1.5226 | 0.03026 | 532 | 317 | 152 | 63 |
132 | A few more weekends and I'm done remodeling. | 1.5217 | 0.03086 | 529 | 320 | 142 | 67 |
133 | I was hoping for something more contemporary. | 1.5217 | 0.02832 | 529 | 299 | 184 | 46 |
134 | Got caught on the alternating current. | 1.5210 | 0.03001 | 524 | 309 | 157 | 58 |
135 | Sometimes, I hate The Hamptons. | 1.5201 | 0.03217 | 523 | 327 | 120 | 76 |
136 | This is why I don't like fishing in The Hamptons. | 1.5198 | 0.03245 | 529 | 335 | 113 | 81 |
137 | It tends to lure a higher class of fish. | 1.5198 | 0.02980 | 529 | 312 | 159 | 58 |
138 | They're fun to catch but I detest cleaning them. | 1.5185 | 0.03230 | 513 | 320 | 120 | 73 |
139 | Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. | 1.5185 | 0.03110 | 513 | 310 | 140 | 63 |
140 | I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. | 1.5184 | 0.03173 | 515 | 317 | 129 | 69 |
141 | Fishing's good here in the eBay. | 1.5184 | 0.03101 | 515 | 311 | 141 | 63 |
142 | We're gonna need a bigger bucket. | 1.5184 | 0.03015 | 515 | 304 | 155 | 56 |
143 | If you can't drain the swamp, you might as well catch what's in it. | 1.5177 | 0.03146 | 508 | 309 | 135 | 64 |
144 | Got these at the Mar-A-Lago bankruptcy sale - cheaper than worms and work great on bottom feeders. Last week I caught Mitch McConnell. | 1.5173 | 0.03378 | 491 | 313 | 102 | 76 |
145 | I'd keep it--but my wife hates to clean them. | 1.5168 | 0.03097 | 505 | 303 | 143 | 59 |
146 | I assume it’s a Waterford. | 1.5168 | 0.03084 | 505 | 302 | 145 | 58 |
147 | They're fun to catch, but hell to clean | 1.5159 | 0.03261 | 502 | 314 | 117 | 71 |
148 | That’s the last time I use glow worms. | 1.5159 | 0.03136 | 502 | 304 | 137 | 61 |
149 | Now all I have to do is catch an electric eel! | 1.5157 | 0.03158 | 508 | 311 | 132 | 65 |
150 | I guess this is why they call it the eBay. | 1.5151 | 0.03261 | 497 | 310 | 118 | 69 |
151 | I did borrow Scott Pruitt's fishing pole. Why do you ask? | 1.5150 | 0.03276 | 499 | 313 | 115 | 71 |
152 | You should have seen the Steinway that got away. | 1.5145 | 0.03210 | 484 | 295 | 129 | 60 |
153 | I used a chandelure. | 1.5142 | 0.03213 | 494 | 304 | 126 | 64 |
154 | Throw it back. We need a Tiffany Lamp. | 1.5141 | 0.03104 | 498 | 299 | 142 | 57 |
155 | I think I've found the Titanic | 1.5133 | 0.03288 | 450 | 272 | 125 | 53 |
156 | Looks like Scott Pruitt is redecorating again. | 1.5132 | 0.03279 | 491 | 307 | 116 | 68 |
157 | Hm. Hook, line, and fixture. | 1.5124 | 0.03166 | 482 | 291 | 135 | 56 |
158 | Let's see if the hedge fund managers are biting. | 1.5123 | 0.03292 | 486 | 304 | 115 | 67 |
159 | Seems this is where Mar-a-Lago was prior to the sea level rise. | 1.5115 | 0.03235 | 479 | 294 | 125 | 60 |
160 | Honestly, can't I catch just one thing that's mid-century modern? | 1.5114 | 0.03130 | 481 | 288 | 140 | 53 |
161 | If it doesn't have at least 12 candles, you're supposed to throw it back. | 1.5105 | 0.03206 | 474 | 288 | 130 | 56 |
162 | Looks like those fish are having a ball. | 1.5105 | 0.03247 | 474 | 291 | 124 | 59 |
163 | They stopped biting on the disco ball. | 1.5096 | 0.03287 | 469 | 290 | 119 | 60 |
164 | Looks like we're eating light tonight. | 1.5096 | 0.03304 | 471 | 293 | 116 | 62 |
165 | Alison loves it when I come here. Last week I caught a Dinette Set. | 1.5086 | 0.03171 | 464 | 278 | 136 | 50 |
166 | I think I’ll mount it over the dining room table | 1.5076 | 0.03176 | 463 | 278 | 135 | 50 |
167 | Looks like it’s two candles over the limit. | 1.5065 | 0.03146 | 460 | 274 | 139 | 47 |
168 | Hmm, Debbie says if I catch it, I clean it. So, back it goes. | 1.5055 | 0.03331 | 453 | 281 | 115 | 57 |
169 | The glitterati are biting today. | 1.5045 | 0.03356 | 446 | 277 | 113 | 56 |
170 | Yeah, I thought I felt a light tug on the line. | 1.5034 | 0.03358 | 443 | 275 | 113 | 55 |
171 | Sorry, French, mid-18th century is on the 'catch and release' list. | 1.5034 | 0.03285 | 445 | 272 | 122 | 51 |
172 | Yes, I think your wife WILL notice that it's gone | 1.5012 | 0.03478 | 433 | 275 | 99 | 59 |
173 | If it’s 40 watts or less you have to toss it back. | 1.5011 | 0.03218 | 443 | 267 | 130 | 46 |
174 | What did you use for bait? | 1.5000 | 0.03277 | 432 | 262 | 124 | 46 |
175 | Well, this is what we get for fishing in the Hamptons. | 1.5000 | 0.03211 | 432 | 258 | 132 | 42 |
176 | You know what they say Bob, 'if it ain't Baroque, don't fish it.' | 1.4988 | 0.03468 | 427 | 270 | 101 | 56 |
177 | It’s how you catch the orange-headed Trumpfish. | 1.4988 | 0.03436 | 427 | 268 | 105 | 54 |
178 | No, I don't expect to catch anything. My wife asked me to clean the damn thing. | 1.4988 | 0.03428 | 423 | 264 | 107 | 52 |
179 | I think I'll keep it and mount it on the ceiling. | 1.4988 | 0.03499 | 409 | 256 | 102 | 51 |
180 | The lure's not cheap, but the fish are fabulous. | 1.4976 | 0.03401 | 422 | 262 | 110 | 50 |
181 | It's part of the 'catch and redecorate' program. | 1.4976 | 0.03396 | 420 | 260 | 111 | 49 |
182 | Jon, I’m gay. | 1.4976 | 0.03541 | 418 | 267 | 94 | 57 |
183 | You should have seen the candelabra that got away. | 1.4964 | 0.03329 | 417 | 254 | 119 | 44 |
184 | I'm not sure if I should switch my bait or bait my switch. | 1.4964 | 0.03405 | 413 | 255 | 111 | 47 |
185 | She said I had to clean it before I could go fishing. | 1.4964 | 0.03422 | 413 | 256 | 109 | 48 |
186 | I'll mount this one in the dining room. | 1.4951 | 0.03370 | 410 | 251 | 115 | 44 |
187 | It's always in the last place you look, isn't it? | 1.4951 | 0.03458 | 410 | 256 | 105 | 49 |
188 | I normally catch and release, but you've seen how drab my foyer is. | 1.4951 | 0.03347 | 408 | 248 | 118 | 42 |
189 | It appears these fish are more sophisticated than we thought. | 1.4951 | 0.03347 | 408 | 248 | 118 | 42 |
190 | I have a feeling this is about as close to winning the lottery as I'm going to get. | 1.4938 | 0.03310 | 405 | 244 | 122 | 39 |
191 | I told you I felt a light tug! | 1.4925 | 0.03491 | 402 | 252 | 102 | 48 |
192 | We're gonna eat like kings tonight. | 1.4925 | 0.03414 | 400 | 246 | 111 | 43 |
193 | Lamprey, obviously. | 1.4925 | 0.03575 | 400 | 255 | 93 | 52 |
194 | Throw it back. Nobody will ever believe you. | 1.4914 | 0.03524 | 405 | 257 | 97 | 51 |
195 | Sure, it’s a bit ostentatious, but I find it attracts a better class of fish. | 1.4897 | 0.03552 | 390 | 246 | 97 | 47 |
196 | It attracts a better class of fish. | 1.4885 | 0.03324 | 393 | 237 | 120 | 36 |
197 | First time fishing in the Hamptons? | 1.4883 | 0.03606 | 385 | 245 | 92 | 48 |
198 | i remember my grandfather telling me about a hotel that used to exist here near the old coastline... what was it called now.... Mor Lego? ...something like that. | 1.4883 | 0.03587 | 385 | 244 | 94 | 47 |
199 | Looks like the Neptunes are renovating again. | 1.4883 | 0.03587 | 385 | 244 | 94 | 47 |
200 | We used to catch them twice this size when I was a kid! | 1.4869 | 0.03511 | 382 | 238 | 102 | 42 |
201 | I only catch the best fish with this. Classy ones. The biggest fish. Huge. | 1.4868 | 0.03660 | 380 | 244 | 87 | 49 |
202 | It's called "The Melania". Guaranteed to catch clownfish. | 1.4868 | 0.03660 | 380 | 244 | 87 | 49 |
203 | I guess it makes sense...it’s a Waterford. | 1.4868 | 0.03564 | 380 | 239 | 97 | 44 |
204 | Well now I feel under-dressed. | 1.4855 | 0.03512 | 379 | 236 | 102 | 41 |
205 | Well that's the last time I use caviar for bait | 1.4855 | 0.03648 | 379 | 243 | 88 | 48 |
206 | This is the bait they use at Mar-a-lago. | 1.4854 | 0.03585 | 377 | 238 | 95 | 44 |
207 | They told me to use light tackle for fishing off the dock. | 1.4854 | 0.03424 | 377 | 230 | 111 | 36 |
208 | 'If I snag that electric eel its going to get interesting." | 1.4854 | 0.03505 | 377 | 234 | 103 | 40 |
209 | If it's Ikea I'm throwing it back. | 1.4854 | 0.03624 | 377 | 240 | 91 | 46 |
210 | It's an affluent river. | 1.4854 | 0.03444 | 377 | 231 | 109 | 37 |
211 | It tends to attract the more upscale fish. | 1.4838 | 0.03595 | 370 | 233 | 95 | 42 |
212 | It's called the Chande-lure. | 1.4838 | 0.03574 | 370 | 232 | 97 | 41 |
213 | She said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. | 1.4838 | 0.03734 | 370 | 240 | 81 | 49 |
214 | It fought like a lamprey. | 1.4824 | 0.03498 | 369 | 228 | 104 | 37 |
215 | The Liberace 910 lure... good choice Herb. | 1.4824 | 0.03581 | 369 | 232 | 96 | 41 |
216 | You can’t eat it , but your wife will definitely let you fish again tomorrow! | 1.4822 | 0.03350 | 365 | 218 | 118 | 29 |
217 | Great. As if cleaning a fish isn't hard enough. | 1.4822 | 0.03672 | 365 | 233 | 88 | 44 |
218 | Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. | 1.4821 | 0.03708 | 363 | 233 | 85 | 45 |
219 | How's the current here? | 1.4807 | 0.03546 | 362 | 225 | 100 | 37 |
220 | I'm after the elusive Orange Trumpfish which is attracted to tacky, glitzy lures. It's a trash fish, an invasive species, absolutely no good for much of anything, but it preys on the useful native stock and we're trying to get rid of it. | 1.4806 | 0.03813 | 360 | 236 | 75 | 49 |
221 | The guy at the bait shop said the Liberaces are running. | 1.4806 | 0.03792 | 360 | 235 | 77 | 48 |
222 | Last week sconces were running. | 1.4806 | 0.03561 | 360 | 224 | 99 | 37 |
223 | Moving to the Upper East Side has changed you, Marvin. | 1.4806 | 0.03604 | 360 | 226 | 95 | 39 |
224 | The bait-shop said to use light tackle. | 1.4790 | 0.03690 | 357 | 228 | 87 | 42 |
225 | Yesterday the refrigerators were biting. | 1.4790 | 0.03626 | 357 | 225 | 93 | 39 |
226 | I knew I shouldn't be using light tackle. | 1.4771 | 0.03634 | 350 | 220 | 93 | 37 |
227 | Finding a Mother's Day gift while fishing may be the best thing that's ever happened to me. | 1.4771 | 0.03853 | 350 | 230 | 73 | 47 |
228 | Did I mention this spot used to be a Trump Tower before global warming? | 1.4754 | 0.03807 | 345 | 224 | 78 | 43 |
229 | Damn! I'm only licensed for candelabra. | 1.4752 | 0.03665 | 343 | 216 | 91 | 36 |
230 | Just tell her you found it online. | 1.4752 | 0.03802 | 343 | 222 | 79 | 42 |
231 | Wow! You caught that with a 10-watt bulb? | 1.4752 | 0.03618 | 343 | 214 | 95 | 34 |
232 | Even the East River's gettin' gentrified. | 1.4752 | 0.03688 | 343 | 217 | 89 | 37 |
233 | You think it’s the same one we caught earlier? | 1.4737 | 0.03578 | 342 | 212 | 98 | 32 |
234 | Shame to throw it back, but incandescents are illegal now. | 1.4737 | 0.03625 | 342 | 214 | 94 | 34 |
235 | Trust me; you get a whole different class of fish. | 1.4720 | 0.03648 | 339 | 213 | 92 | 34 |
236 | A classic case of bait and switch. | 1.4718 | 0.03759 | 337 | 216 | 83 | 38 |
237 | They sell it at the Mar-a-Lago Bait & Tackle Shop. | 1.4718 | 0.03759 | 337 | 216 | 83 | 38 |
238 | My wife is going to kill me. She made me promise I wouldn't catch anything she's have to clean. | 1.4716 | 0.03752 | 335 | 214 | 84 | 37 |
239 | Finally, a catch my wife will be happy with. | 1.4713 | 0.03857 | 331 | 215 | 76 | 40 |
240 | Well that explains the bioluminescence. | 1.4697 | 0.03744 | 330 | 210 | 85 | 35 |
241 | First, you've got to set the mood. | 1.4693 | 0.03901 | 326 | 213 | 73 | 40 |
242 | I once caught a candelabra that was twice this size. | 1.4693 | 0.03702 | 326 | 205 | 89 | 32 |
243 | Liberace gave it to me. He never caught anything with it either. | 1.4681 | 0.03801 | 329 | 212 | 80 | 37 |
244 | It must have been a really ugly divorce. | 1.4677 | 0.03836 | 325 | 210 | 78 | 37 |
245 | Throw it back. Too gauche. | 1.4677 | 0.03786 | 325 | 208 | 82 | 35 |
246 | This beats dusting the damn thing! | 1.4675 | 0.03700 | 323 | 203 | 89 | 31 |
247 | Bioluminescence. | 1.4675 | 0.03828 | 323 | 208 | 79 | 36 |
248 | No wonder Liberace fished here all the time. | 1.4673 | 0.03896 | 321 | 209 | 74 | 38 |
249 | It’s called the Chande-Lure™, patent pending. | 1.4673 | 0.03743 | 321 | 203 | 86 | 32 |
250 | My wife might actually let me mount this one in the house | 1.4673 | 0.03795 | 321 | 205 | 82 | 34 |
251 | I had to release the bedside lamp, but this one looks big enough to keep. | 1.4673 | 0.03717 | 321 | 202 | 88 | 31 |
252 | Welcome to the Hamptons. You won't catch that in the East River. | 1.4654 | 0.03872 | 318 | 206 | 76 | 36 |
253 | This will go great with the table and chairs I caught last week. | 1.4654 | 0.03688 | 318 | 199 | 90 | 29 |
254 | So, Liberace sleeps with the fishes? | 1.4654 | 0.03923 | 318 | 208 | 72 | 38 |
255 | How long have you been baiting with cocktail shrimp? | 1.4654 | 0.03897 | 318 | 207 | 74 | 37 |
256 | The East River cleanup is working. Still no fish but the pollution is classier. | 1.4652 | 0.03759 | 316 | 200 | 85 | 31 |
257 | I was here all day yesterday and only caught two night lights. | 1.4652 | 0.03785 | 316 | 201 | 83 | 32 |
258 | You're gonna need a bigger table | 1.4652 | 0.03838 | 316 | 203 | 79 | 34 |
259 | I don’t think the Titanic is as far down as they thought. | 1.4652 | 0.03812 | 316 | 202 | 81 | 33 |
260 | This one is going on the ceiling. | 1.4652 | 0.03992 | 316 | 209 | 67 | 40 |
261 | The trick is casting without blowing out the candles.. | 1.4652 | 0.03812 | 316 | 202 | 81 | 33 |
262 | "Hmm, throw it back or completely change the dining room? | 1.4650 | 0.03882 | 314 | 203 | 76 | 35 |
263 | They tell me fishing is best when you catch the first light. | 1.4650 | 0.03882 | 314 | 203 | 76 | 35 |
264 | It’ll look great mounted. | 1.4650 | 0.03934 | 314 | 205 | 72 | 37 |
265 | It's even more surprising that it is still lit. | 1.4650 | 0.03856 | 314 | 202 | 78 | 34 |
266 | If you give a man a chandelier he has light for one room, but if you teach a man to fish for chandeliers he has light for his entire life | 1.4642 | 0.03969 | 321 | 213 | 67 | 41 |
267 | It's not just the bait. . .it's the ambience. | 1.4633 | 0.03646 | 313 | 194 | 93 | 26 |
268 | Now, I know why they call it crystal lake. | 1.4633 | 0.03811 | 313 | 200 | 81 | 32 |
269 | I want to attract a higher class of fish. | 1.4633 | 0.03729 | 313 | 197 | 87 | 29 |
270 | Last week the Eames chairs were running. | 1.4633 | 0.03864 | 313 | 202 | 77 | 34 |
271 | Your rod doesn't hold a candle to mine. | 1.4633 | 0.03811 | 313 | 200 | 81 | 32 |
272 | So typical. Extravagant lifestyle but living under water. | 1.4630 | 0.03634 | 311 | 192 | 94 | 25 |
273 | Yeah, but who's gonna clean it. | 1.4628 | 0.03819 | 309 | 197 | 81 | 31 |
274 | Too polluted for fish, but great for getting the tarnish off silver. | 1.4610 | 0.03744 | 308 | 194 | 86 | 28 |
275 | Yeah, they work, but they're a bitch to tie. | 1.4610 | 0.03772 | 308 | 195 | 84 | 29 |
276 | So THATS what a 1000 dollar lure looks like. | 1.4608 | 0.03873 | 306 | 197 | 77 | 32 |
277 | My last time fishing the Hamptons. | 1.4608 | 0.04062 | 306 | 204 | 63 | 39 |
278 | That's the thing about Mar-a-Lago. Fishing's good, but lotsa junk. | 1.4608 | 0.03901 | 306 | 198 | 75 | 33 |
279 | I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4608 | 0.04218 | 306 | 210 | 51 | 45 |
280 | It tends to catch a better class of fish. | 1.4603 | 0.03882 | 302 | 194 | 77 | 31 |
281 | It’s the easiest way to clean it. | 1.4603 | 0.03939 | 302 | 196 | 73 | 33 |
282 | The mystery, Rick, isn't how it was in twelve feet of water under a dock in a lake. The mystery is how the candles are still lit. | 1.4593 | 0.03946 | 307 | 201 | 71 | 35 |
283 | Yeah. The wife'll probably be mad, but I couldn't find my tackle box. | 1.4582 | 0.04023 | 299 | 197 | 67 | 35 |
284 | Just my luck! Chandelier season doesn't begin until next week. | 1.4582 | 0.03910 | 299 | 193 | 75 | 31 |
285 | Liberace used to fish here. | 1.4582 | 0.03939 | 299 | 194 | 73 | 32 |
286 | Found it. | 1.4582 | 0.03995 | 299 | 196 | 69 | 34 |
287 | And this, son, is why we call her “Lake Superior.” | 1.4582 | 0.03967 | 299 | 195 | 71 | 33 |
288 | You say it's called a Chandelure? | 1.4561 | 0.03938 | 296 | 192 | 73 | 31 |
289 | Now she’ll probably want me to fish for the matching table lamp. | 1.4561 | 0.03938 | 296 | 192 | 73 | 31 |
290 | Everything’s gotten tackier since Trump was elected. | 1.4561 | 0.04025 | 296 | 195 | 67 | 34 |
291 | I'm gonna try the menorah instead. | 1.4558 | 0.03958 | 294 | 191 | 72 | 31 |
292 | Finally something my wife will let me hang up. | 1.4552 | 0.03937 | 290 | 187 | 74 | 29 |
293 | I don’t think I want to see what you catch with that lure. | 1.4552 | 0.03907 | 290 | 186 | 76 | 28 |
294 | I'm surprised - I was using a lure for floor lamps. | 1.4552 | 0.03967 | 290 | 188 | 72 | 30 |
295 | I think it’s a metaphor. | 1.4533 | 0.03823 | 289 | 183 | 81 | 25 |
296 | Remember when sea levels were normal and all we ever caught was fish? | 1.4533 | 0.04037 | 289 | 190 | 67 | 32 |
297 | "It's called 'The Liberace Lure'". | 1.4533 | 0.04183 | 289 | 195 | 57 | 37 |
298 | I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... | 1.4530 | 0.03841 | 287 | 182 | 80 | 25 |
299 | Just once, I'd like to catch an actual fish. | 1.4530 | 0.04117 | 287 | 191 | 62 | 34 |
300 | Someone must be underwater on their home loan. | 1.4530 | 0.03873 | 287 | 183 | 78 | 26 |
301 | I guess that’s why the locals call it eBay | 1.4526 | 0.03955 | 285 | 184 | 73 | 28 |
302 | Why couldn't it be a Chihuly? | 1.4507 | 0.03964 | 284 | 184 | 72 | 28 |
303 | More crap from the Titanic | 1.4500 | 0.04223 | 280 | 189 | 56 | 35 |
304 | Holy mackerel, I think I caught a Swarovski! | 1.4500 | 0.04068 | 280 | 184 | 66 | 30 |
305 | It might be from the lost casino of Atlantis. | 1.4491 | 0.03922 | 285 | 184 | 74 | 27 |
306 | It's better for night fishing. | 1.4484 | 0.03994 | 281 | 183 | 70 | 28 |
307 | They're not biting. The lighting's not right. | 1.4480 | 0.04172 | 279 | 187 | 59 | 33 |
308 | My wife told me to clean the chandelier and I was thinking--why not? | 1.4477 | 0.04100 | 277 | 183 | 64 | 30 |
309 | I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... | 1.4477 | 0.04287 | 277 | 189 | 52 | 36 |
310 | Another antique store gone under. | 1.4477 | 0.03970 | 277 | 179 | 72 | 26 |
311 | Probably from the White House. They’ve thrown everything else out! | 1.4477 | 0.04131 | 277 | 184 | 62 | 31 |
312 | There must be a current here. | 1.4477 | 0.04163 | 277 | 185 | 60 | 32 |
313 | So, what kind of wine should you serve with this? | 1.4477 | 0.03937 | 277 | 178 | 74 | 25 |
314 | When he touted how Climate Change was just Fake News, he forgot how close Mar-a-Lago was to the water. | 1.4477 | 0.03937 | 277 | 178 | 74 | 25 |
315 | I don't know whether to throw it back or redesign my dining room. | 1.4477 | 0.04100 | 277 | 183 | 64 | 30 |
316 | I only use this lure for special occasions. | 1.4473 | 0.04089 | 275 | 181 | 65 | 29 |
317 | You're laughing now, but you owe me fifty bucks if this works | 1.4469 | 0.03875 | 273 | 173 | 78 | 22 |
318 | Its the most beautiful treble hook in the world. But I have to admit, its a bitch to cast. | 1.4469 | 0.04208 | 273 | 183 | 58 | 32 |
319 | It's called a Liberace Spinner | 1.4469 | 0.04143 | 273 | 181 | 62 | 30 |
320 | Frank, you add a touch of class to every occasion. | 1.4469 | 0.04111 | 273 | 180 | 64 | 29 |
321 | Amazing fight this one gave...like it knew it was going to end up in the dining room... | 1.4465 | 0.03824 | 271 | 170 | 81 | 20 |
322 | You should have seen the marble fireplace that got away. | 1.4465 | 0.04295 | 271 | 184 | 53 | 34 |
323 | Not how I expected light tackle to work. | 1.4465 | 0.04133 | 271 | 179 | 63 | 29 |
324 | They're going to call me a liar. | 1.4453 | 0.04066 | 274 | 180 | 66 | 28 |
325 | I think it's time to hang it up. | 1.4444 | 0.03973 | 270 | 174 | 72 | 24 |
326 | Oh, that’s right, we’re right over where Park Ave. was, back in the 2020’s. | 1.4444 | 0.04110 | 270 | 178 | 64 | 28 |
327 | Before global warming, Mar-a-Lago was under this spot. | 1.4440 | 0.04298 | 268 | 182 | 53 | 33 |
328 | Well, at least it goes with the dinette set I caught yesterday. | 1.4440 | 0.04098 | 268 | 176 | 65 | 27 |
329 | Looks like I’ll be eating light tonight. | 1.4440 | 0.04265 | 268 | 181 | 55 | 32 |
330 | Fishing in the Hamptons never gets old. | 1.4436 | 0.04154 | 266 | 176 | 62 | 28 |
331 | It's called a chandelure. | 1.4432 | 0.04246 | 264 | 177 | 57 | 30 |
332 | I just hope that my wife doesn't notice it's gone. | 1.4432 | 0.04001 | 264 | 170 | 71 | 23 |
333 | Well, we may not have much to eat tonight, but we'll be dining in style. | 1.4432 | 0.04108 | 264 | 173 | 65 | 26 |
334 | They must be draining the swamp near here. | 1.4432 | 0.04313 | 264 | 179 | 53 | 32 |
335 | I guess our rising seas have reached a new ceiling. | 1.4432 | 0.04211 | 264 | 176 | 59 | 29 |
336 | I said get fish that taste good, not fish with good taste. | 1.4432 | 0.04211 | 264 | 176 | 59 | 29 |
337 | Last week I caught a fifteen pound sconce. | 1.4411 | 0.04188 | 263 | 175 | 60 | 28 |
338 | Never mind hanging it on your wall, hang that sucker from the ceiling. | 1.4406 | 0.04032 | 261 | 169 | 69 | 23 |
339 | It's the light at the end of the channel | 1.4406 | 0.04315 | 261 | 177 | 53 | 31 |
340 | When you said bring light tackle, I thought you were joking. | 1.4406 | 0.04176 | 261 | 173 | 61 | 27 |
341 | I said we shouldn't fish from pier one! | 1.4397 | 0.04113 | 257 | 168 | 65 | 24 |
342 | Yeah, it's a keeper, but they're a bitch to clean. | 1.4397 | 0.04187 | 257 | 170 | 61 | 26 |
343 | Well, they said the water was crystal clear... | 1.4389 | 0.03984 | 262 | 169 | 71 | 22 |
344 | Much faster than dusting by hand. | 1.4375 | 0.04049 | 256 | 166 | 68 | 22 |
345 | I’ve gotta stop using caviar for bait. | 1.4375 | 0.04161 | 256 | 169 | 62 | 25 |
346 | You caught it, you clean it. | 1.4375 | 0.04270 | 256 | 172 | 56 | 28 |
347 | Where did they say Titanic went down? | 1.4375 | 0.04270 | 256 | 172 | 56 | 28 |
348 | Mar-a-lago, 2250. | 1.4375 | 0.04161 | 256 | 169 | 62 | 25 |
349 | ''Well I did tell the wife I'd bring something home for the dinner table'' | 1.4375 | 0.04197 | 256 | 170 | 60 | 26 |
350 | It's not dinner, but it might work in the dining room. | 1.4375 | 0.03894 | 256 | 162 | 76 | 18 |
351 | You caught it, you clean it. | 1.4375 | 0.04161 | 256 | 169 | 62 | 25 |
352 | I call this my 'chandelure.' | 1.4370 | 0.04071 | 254 | 165 | 67 | 22 |
353 | The electric eels love it. | 1.4370 | 0.04109 | 254 | 166 | 65 | 23 |
354 | The guys are right, Pete. Money has changed you. | 1.4365 | 0.04093 | 252 | 164 | 66 | 22 |
355 | I told you we were too close to Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4365 | 0.04282 | 252 | 169 | 56 | 27 |
356 | I almost caught a two foot sconce here two weeks ago but it got away. | 1.4365 | 0.04170 | 252 | 166 | 62 | 24 |
357 | It doesn't catch many fish, but the fish it catches are simply fabulous. | 1.4362 | 0.04437 | 243 | 165 | 50 | 28 |
358 | You're gonna need a bigger cooler. | 1.4360 | 0.04194 | 250 | 165 | 61 | 24 |
359 | Maybe next time we should fish a little further away from Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4337 | 0.04429 | 249 | 171 | 48 | 30 |
360 | Fishing near The Hamptons has its own reward. | 1.4337 | 0.04429 | 249 | 171 | 48 | 30 |
361 | First thing I've ever caught my wife won't mind cleaning. | 1.4337 | 0.04166 | 249 | 164 | 62 | 23 |
362 | I found this fishing lure on Trump.com | 1.4337 | 0.04243 | 249 | 166 | 58 | 25 |
363 | I started with a simple spoon lure and things just kind of escalated from there. | 1.4327 | 0.04445 | 245 | 168 | 48 | 29 |
364 | You’ll have to throw it back, you’re over the watt limit. | 1.4327 | 0.04408 | 245 | 167 | 50 | 28 |
365 | I shouldn’t have used caviar. | 1.4327 | 0.04253 | 245 | 163 | 58 | 24 |
366 | It's time to make the ocean great again. | 1.4321 | 0.04472 | 243 | 167 | 47 | 29 |
367 | These things are a bitch to clean. | 1.4309 | 0.04200 | 246 | 163 | 60 | 23 |
368 | You want to get them in the mood first. | 1.4309 | 0.04355 | 246 | 167 | 52 | 27 |
369 | This is a great spot. I furnished my whole apartment here last year. | 1.4298 | 0.04249 | 242 | 161 | 58 | 23 |
370 | Catch and release or catch and restore ? | 1.4298 | 0.04249 | 242 | 161 | 58 | 23 |
371 | I see you bought the new Liberachi lure. | 1.4298 | 0.04289 | 242 | 162 | 56 | 24 |
372 | Too small, throw it back in. | 1.4298 | 0.04329 | 242 | 163 | 54 | 25 |
373 | I know you like expensive lures Bob, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4298 | 0.04369 | 242 | 164 | 52 | 26 |
374 | Throw it back, it has incandescent bulbs. | 1.4298 | 0.04085 | 242 | 157 | 66 | 19 |
375 | You shoulda seen the credenza that got away! | 1.4292 | 0.04108 | 240 | 156 | 65 | 19 |
376 | But it will go well with the baby grand piano I caught last week. | 1.4286 | 0.04258 | 238 | 158 | 58 | 22 |
377 | I threw a set of Royal Doultan back last week. | 1.4286 | 0.04088 | 238 | 154 | 66 | 18 |
378 | It's just a more elaborate "bait with a switch". | 1.4286 | 0.04300 | 238 | 159 | 56 | 23 |
379 | I’ll bet it’s the sconce I threw back last summer. | 1.4280 | 0.04408 | 236 | 160 | 51 | 25 |
380 | This has “Mob” written all over it. | 1.4280 | 0.04367 | 236 | 159 | 53 | 24 |
381 | Wow, I guess Venice really is sinking! | 1.4274 | 0.04352 | 234 | 157 | 54 | 23 |
382 | You're a miserable fisherman, but you have exquisite taste. | 1.4274 | 0.04394 | 234 | 158 | 52 | 24 |
383 | So this is where the Mar-a-Lago used to be, huh? | 1.4274 | 0.04517 | 234 | 161 | 46 | 27 |
384 | Son, for every one of these you come across, you're going to catch a lot of flashlights. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
385 | Well they said the water here was crystal clear. | 1.4274 | 0.04436 | 234 | 159 | 50 | 25 |
386 | Again?! | 1.4274 | 0.04394 | 234 | 158 | 52 | 24 |
387 | I'm going to release it. Too hard to clean. | 1.4262 | 0.04311 | 237 | 159 | 55 | 23 |
388 | Just another bait & kitsch | 1.4255 | 0.04461 | 235 | 161 | 48 | 26 |
389 | Wow, that Liberace lure really works! | 1.4255 | 0.04542 | 235 | 163 | 44 | 28 |
390 | I don’t know if I should throw it back or take it to Antiques Road Show. | 1.4255 | 0.04295 | 235 | 157 | 56 | 22 |
391 | The EPA doesn’t care about light pollution. | 1.4249 | 0.04489 | 233 | 160 | 47 | 26 |
392 | It's a chande-lure. | 1.4242 | 0.04260 | 231 | 153 | 58 | 20 |
393 | Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, his wife takes the house. | 1.4236 | 0.04504 | 229 | 157 | 47 | 25 |
394 | Yeah, this was Liberace's place before the climate changed. | 1.4231 | 0.04432 | 234 | 160 | 49 | 25 |
395 | I've got nothing. Any nibbles on that harpsichord? | 1.4231 | 0.04264 | 234 | 156 | 57 | 21 |
396 | We have to release it if it's LED. | 1.4231 | 0.04391 | 234 | 159 | 51 | 24 |
397 | Suddenly I feel a little underdressed | 1.4229 | 0.04402 | 227 | 153 | 52 | 22 |
398 | Best thing for lampreys. | 1.4229 | 0.04618 | 227 | 158 | 42 | 27 |
399 | I call it a chande-lure. | 1.4229 | 0.04533 | 227 | 156 | 46 | 25 |
400 | Nice lure. You fishin' for debutantes again? | 1.4213 | 0.04417 | 235 | 161 | 49 | 25 |
401 | This is the last time we fish in Connecticut. | 1.4211 | 0.04342 | 228 | 153 | 54 | 21 |
402 | I told my wife I went antiquing. | 1.4211 | 0.04342 | 228 | 153 | 54 | 21 |
403 | I think it's a cousin of the lantern fish. | 1.4204 | 0.04458 | 226 | 154 | 49 | 23 |
404 | I’d throw it back, but it’s perfect for the foyer. | 1.4204 | 0.04185 | 226 | 148 | 61 | 17 |
405 | I'll let the wife clean this one. | 1.4204 | 0.04458 | 226 | 154 | 49 | 23 |
406 | Those clown fish have some sense of humor. | 1.4204 | 0.04185 | 226 | 148 | 61 | 17 |
407 | We gotta stop fishing at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4204 | 0.04546 | 226 | 156 | 45 | 25 |
408 | I'm going for the lamprey. | 1.4204 | 0.04414 | 226 | 153 | 51 | 22 |
409 | Worms are great, but I prefer to offer a complete dining experience. | 1.4204 | 0.04458 | 226 | 154 | 49 | 23 |
410 | But when I tell this story, it’s going to be an eighteenth-century original. | 1.4204 | 0.04458 | 226 | 154 | 49 | 23 |
411 | Finally, something that my wife will allow me to mount. | 1.4204 | 0.04589 | 226 | 157 | 43 | 26 |
412 | Great. Another one. | 1.4204 | 0.04369 | 226 | 152 | 53 | 21 |
413 | So how long have you been fishing at Pier 1? | 1.4204 | 0.04502 | 226 | 155 | 47 | 24 |
414 | Sure I did lots of acid in college. Why do you ask? | 1.4196 | 0.04442 | 224 | 152 | 50 | 22 |
415 | Swell! Now we can fish all night. | 1.4189 | 0.04378 | 222 | 149 | 53 | 20 |
416 | Whoa that’s nice. And they say our oceans are full of trash | 1.4189 | 0.04378 | 222 | 149 | 53 | 20 |
417 | told you not to bait it with that electric eel | 1.4189 | 0.04188 | 222 | 145 | 61 | 16 |
418 | It's fine, my wife can cook anything. | 1.4189 | 0.04331 | 222 | 148 | 55 | 19 |
419 | Yep. It's a classic bait and switch. | 1.4189 | 0.04331 | 222 | 148 | 55 | 19 |
420 | Why would a mermaid be interested in a worm? | 1.4185 | 0.04398 | 227 | 154 | 51 | 22 |
421 | "It's a little gilded lure I made to attract the elusive Trumpfish, a real big bottom feeder! | 1.4182 | 0.04680 | 220 | 154 | 40 | 26 |
422 | Poseidon or Titanic? | 1.4182 | 0.04453 | 220 | 149 | 50 | 21 |
423 | If it's not a Swarovski i'd throw it back. | 1.4182 | 0.04453 | 220 | 149 | 50 | 21 |
424 | I'm gonna throw it back. They're too hard to clean. | 1.4182 | 0.04724 | 220 | 155 | 38 | 27 |
425 | If this doesn't catch a Liberace nothing will. | 1.4182 | 0.04499 | 220 | 150 | 48 | 22 |
426 | It could be from an offshore account. | 1.4182 | 0.04499 | 220 | 150 | 48 | 22 |
427 | I think I'll call it the chande-lure. | 1.4182 | 0.04262 | 220 | 145 | 58 | 17 |
428 | I've heard they're murder to clean. | 1.4182 | 0.04453 | 220 | 149 | 50 | 21 |
429 | Throw it back it's too hard to clean. | 1.4174 | 0.04289 | 218 | 144 | 57 | 17 |
430 | Guess you're right. Mar a Lago was ' round here before the ice caps melted. | 1.4174 | 0.04844 | 218 | 156 | 33 | 29 |
431 | The fish are having a ball today. | 1.4174 | 0.04529 | 218 | 149 | 47 | 22 |
432 | Catch and release, my ass. | 1.4174 | 0.04529 | 218 | 149 | 47 | 22 |
433 | I'm beginning to come around on the climate change debate. | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
434 | I caught it with a 7-watt LED orange-glo specialty bulb. | 1.4174 | 0.04529 | 218 | 149 | 47 | 22 |
435 | If it’s not Baccarat I just catch and release. | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
436 | So that's what happened to Mar-a-lago. | 1.4155 | 0.04558 | 219 | 151 | 45 | 23 |
437 | Well, this casts fishing in a whole new light! | 1.4155 | 0.04273 | 219 | 145 | 57 | 17 |
438 | Trump Tower is still under water . | 1.4147 | 0.04726 | 217 | 153 | 38 | 26 |
439 | Nuts! This is a catch and release area. | 1.4147 | 0.04398 | 217 | 146 | 52 | 19 |
440 | I finally caught one that my wife may let me mount! | 1.4147 | 0.04398 | 217 | 146 | 52 | 19 |
441 | Why, last year it was just a little table lamp when I tossed it back. | 1.4147 | 0.04250 | 217 | 143 | 58 | 16 |
442 | Until now, I hadn't really appreciated sea glass. | 1.4147 | 0.04398 | 217 | 146 | 52 | 19 |
443 | Darn Global Warming - there used to be something called Trump Tower down here. | 1.4147 | 0.04588 | 217 | 150 | 44 | 23 |
444 | I told you gentrification was gonna ruin this spot. | 1.4140 | 0.04475 | 215 | 146 | 49 | 20 |
445 | It works great, but I'm constantly having to throw back interior designers. | 1.4131 | 0.04456 | 213 | 144 | 50 | 19 |
446 | Yeah, they're big, but really tasteless. | 1.4131 | 0.04456 | 213 | 144 | 50 | 19 |
447 | Damn light pollution. | 1.4131 | 0.04505 | 213 | 145 | 48 | 20 |
448 | See if you can hook the grand piano. | 1.4123 | 0.04434 | 211 | 142 | 51 | 18 |
449 | I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.4123 | 0.04730 | 211 | 148 | 39 | 24 |
450 | On the plus side, I told my wife I was going shopping. | 1.4123 | 0.04383 | 211 | 141 | 53 | 17 |
451 | I could see mounting it in the dining room. | 1.4123 | 0.04434 | 211 | 142 | 51 | 18 |
452 | Be careful what you fish for | 1.4123 | 0.04584 | 211 | 145 | 45 | 21 |
453 | Hey Bob, shouldn’t you use an extension cord instead of fishing line? | 1.4123 | 0.04279 | 211 | 139 | 57 | 15 |
454 | The dining room tables were really hitting yesterday. | 1.4115 | 0.04566 | 209 | 143 | 46 | 20 |
455 | I don't care about catching fish. I just like the ambiance. | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 139 | 54 | 16 |
456 | "I told you Liberace used to fish here". | 1.4115 | 0.04616 | 209 | 144 | 44 | 21 |
457 | I knew it was a mistake to use light tackle | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 139 | 54 | 16 |
458 | We know about their schools, I guess now they have ballrooms ! | 1.4115 | 0.04566 | 209 | 143 | 46 | 20 |
459 | Why do we still go fishing in The Hamptons? | 1.4115 | 0.04515 | 209 | 142 | 48 | 19 |
460 | I think they can tell it's not real crystal | 1.4115 | 0.04714 | 209 | 146 | 40 | 23 |
461 | You misunderstood when I said fishing would cast a new light on retirement. | 1.4104 | 0.04567 | 212 | 146 | 45 | 21 |
462 | It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. | 1.4087 | 0.04318 | 208 | 138 | 55 | 15 |
463 | LIMERICK: One morning while fishing for bream...The guys pulled up something glassine..."It is very pretty,..But I bet they taste shitty...And my wife says they're not easy to clean." | 1.4085 | 0.04350 | 213 | 143 | 53 | 17 |
464 | Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. | 1.4078 | 0.04762 | 206 | 145 | 38 | 23 |
465 | Back before the waters rose, this was a pretty ritzy neighborhood. | 1.4069 | 0.04374 | 204 | 136 | 53 | 15 |
466 | So that's why they call it Waterford crystal. | 1.4069 | 0.04694 | 204 | 142 | 41 | 21 |
467 | I'm pretty sure the bait shop didn't suggest 'allure'. | 1.4069 | 0.04374 | 204 | 136 | 53 | 15 |
468 | Fish love it. Most of ‘em grew up hearing stories about the Titanic ballroom. | 1.4069 | 0.04374 | 204 | 136 | 53 | 15 |
469 | Did I ever tell you about the time I went fishing with Liberace? | 1.4059 | 0.04727 | 202 | 141 | 40 | 21 |
470 | It was a big fixture in a small pond. | 1.4059 | 0.04347 | 202 | 134 | 54 | 14 |
471 | We gotta stop fishing off the Upper East Side. | 1.4059 | 0.04779 | 202 | 142 | 38 | 22 |
472 | Make sure it's not plugged in! | 1.4059 | 0.04621 | 202 | 139 | 44 | 19 |
473 | I’m hoping to catch a socialite. | 1.4059 | 0.04779 | 202 | 142 | 38 | 22 |
474 | Marilyn's been hounding me to clean the chandelier, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. | 1.4059 | 0.04459 | 202 | 136 | 50 | 16 |
475 | I caught a nice foyer with it last year. | 1.4059 | 0.04568 | 202 | 138 | 46 | 18 |
476 | I'm mainly fishing for compliments. | 1.4059 | 0.04568 | 202 | 138 | 46 | 18 |
477 | I never believed that it was totally dark down there | 1.4059 | 0.04727 | 202 | 141 | 40 | 21 |
478 | She's a beauty all right, but sadly, chandelier season doesn't open until next Tuesday. | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
479 | Yeah, I'm using light tackle... | 1.4050 | 0.04760 | 200 | 140 | 39 | 21 |
480 | The fish here won't bite unless they know you've got money. | 1.4050 | 0.04599 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 18 |
481 | my decorator recommended this place | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
482 | I found it on the internet. It's called a chande-lure. | 1.4050 | 0.04599 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 18 |
483 | It went right for the plug. | 1.4050 | 0.04599 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 18 |
484 | Actually, it's high-end mermaid bait. | 1.4050 | 0.04599 | 200 | 137 | 45 | 18 |
485 | It felt heavy when I was reeling it in, but it’s actually pretty light. | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
486 | I use 100 dollar bills for bait...last week I caught a Tiffany lamp! | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
487 | She won't clean that either. | 1.4039 | 0.04656 | 203 | 141 | 42 | 20 |
488 | Catch and release, or catch and regift? | 1.4035 | 0.05152 | 171 | 120 | 33 | 18 |
489 | Eight bulbs, it's a keeper. | 1.4030 | 0.04358 | 201 | 134 | 53 | 14 |
490 | Nice catch.” “Yah, but they’re hard to clean’ | 1.4021 | 0.04904 | 189 | 133 | 36 | 20 |
491 | What ever happened to liberace's yacht? | 1.4020 | 0.04880 | 199 | 142 | 34 | 23 |
492 | My new strategy is to lull them into a false sense of prosperity. | 1.4020 | 0.04501 | 199 | 135 | 48 | 16 |
493 | It’s called the Liberace lure, but it looked a lot smaller in the brochure. | 1.4020 | 0.04775 | 199 | 140 | 38 | 21 |
494 | Well, I must admit . . . he did at least make fishing great again. | 1.4020 | 0.04722 | 199 | 139 | 40 | 20 |
495 | I thought I felt the tug of the nouveau riche. | 1.4010 | 0.04645 | 197 | 136 | 43 | 18 |
496 | I'm finally bringing home something my wife will like. | 1.4010 | 0.04810 | 197 | 139 | 37 | 21 |
497 | If I let it go, I won't have to clean it. | 1.4010 | 0.04701 | 197 | 137 | 41 | 19 |
498 | Well, it’s the first thing I ever caught that my wife might like. | 1.4010 | 0.04475 | 197 | 133 | 49 | 15 |
499 | It would look great in my dining room but I'm over my limit. | 1.4010 | 0.04475 | 197 | 133 | 49 | 15 |
500 | You think your wife will let you mount this one? | 1.4010 | 0.04532 | 197 | 134 | 47 | 16 |
501 | Very interesting. I spotted a school of them yesterday, out by the lighthouse. | 1.4010 | 0.04453 | 202 | 137 | 49 | 16 |
502 | Cheapest Mothers Day present ever. | 1.4000 | 0.04860 | 200 | 143 | 34 | 23 |
503 | I read somewhere that folks were having good luck with light tackle this season. | 1.4000 | 0.04790 | 195 | 137 | 38 | 20 |
504 | Makes you see fishing in a whole new light. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
505 | I call it the Liberace lure. | 1.4000 | 0.04755 | 200 | 141 | 38 | 21 |
506 | Well, this is disappointing. I was trying to catch a lantern fish. | 1.4000 | 0.04702 | 200 | 140 | 40 | 20 |
507 | It's the Chande-Lure; it came with the Basso-Matic. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
508 | Did you ever start doing something, and forget what you were doing right in the middle of it? | 1.4000 | 0.04845 | 195 | 138 | 36 | 21 |
509 | No one's gonna believe me, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. | 1.4000 | 0.04447 | 195 | 131 | 50 | 14 |
510 | One of those Trump lures? | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
511 | Your ceilings are too high - throw it back. | 1.4000 | 0.04387 | 195 | 130 | 52 | 13 |
512 | It was a compromise, she said I could go fishing if I helped clean the house. | 1.4000 | 0.04506 | 195 | 132 | 48 | 15 |
513 | Can you think of an easier way to wash it? | 1.4000 | 0.04755 | 200 | 141 | 38 | 21 |
514 | Me? I’m fishing for lamprey. | 1.3990 | 0.04936 | 193 | 138 | 33 | 22 |
515 | Wow, what kind of bait did you use? | 1.3990 | 0.04537 | 193 | 131 | 47 | 15 |
516 | I prefer light tackle. | 1.3990 | 0.04355 | 193 | 128 | 53 | 12 |
517 | I suggest that you come up with a better story on Antiques Roadshow. | 1.3990 | 0.04655 | 193 | 133 | 43 | 17 |
518 | You should’ve seen the fishxture that got away! | 1.3990 | 0.04881 | 193 | 137 | 35 | 21 |
519 | You should have seen the one that got away. | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
520 | If you catch her you may not be able to afford her. | 1.3979 | 0.04747 | 191 | 133 | 40 | 18 |
521 | My wife said I could go fishing as long as I washed the chandelier first. | 1.3979 | 0.04804 | 191 | 134 | 38 | 19 |
522 | I don't know about a mermaid but you might catch Liberace. | 1.3979 | 0.04861 | 191 | 135 | 36 | 20 |
523 | Took me three months to tie this fly! | 1.3969 | 0.04577 | 194 | 133 | 45 | 16 |
524 | Just one electric eel and this baby'll light up like Christmas. | 1.3968 | 0.04782 | 189 | 132 | 39 | 18 |
525 | Why am I not shocked? | 1.3968 | 0.04955 | 189 | 135 | 33 | 21 |
526 | It’s spawning season and they can’t resist the ambiance. | 1.3968 | 0.04602 | 189 | 129 | 45 | 15 |
527 | The guy at the bait shop suggested light tackle ... do you think it's too much? | 1.3968 | 0.04540 | 189 | 128 | 47 | 14 |
528 | Sorry son, looks like we're in for another light supper. | 1.3958 | 0.04609 | 192 | 132 | 44 | 16 |
529 | This will look great over the mahogany dining set I caught last week. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
530 | Hey, Mr. Easily Distracted, your line's behind you. | 1.3947 | 0.04582 | 190 | 130 | 45 | 15 |
531 | Wow! What's the chances in catching an 1800's ormolu 32-light chandelier by Pierre-Philippe Thomire on a worm! | 1.3947 | 0.05045 | 190 | 138 | 29 | 23 |
532 | This is what you meant by a little light fishing? | 1.3938 | 0.04410 | 193 | 130 | 50 | 13 |
533 | We're gonna need a higher ceiling. | 1.3936 | 0.04426 | 188 | 126 | 50 | 12 |
534 | Lucky sure, but do you know how hard it's gonna be to catch the replacement bulbs? | 1.3927 | 0.04623 | 191 | 132 | 43 | 16 |
535 | That should go well with the beaded tapestry you caught yesterday. | 1.3925 | 0.04585 | 186 | 127 | 45 | 14 |
536 | At least my wife will actually want to hang this one. | 1.3925 | 0.04648 | 186 | 128 | 43 | 15 |
537 | ...the Wife, is on this "re-purposing" kick. | 1.3925 | 0.04585 | 186 | 127 | 45 | 14 |
538 | Looks like the Liberaces are running. | 1.3925 | 0.04892 | 186 | 132 | 35 | 19 |
539 | Nice catch Dad, but there is no way Mom is cleaning that! | 1.3925 | 0.04710 | 186 | 129 | 41 | 16 |
540 | Beginner’s luck | 1.3925 | 0.04710 | 186 | 129 | 41 | 16 |
541 | Bet you wish you hadn't thrown back the chifforobe now. | 1.3915 | 0.04892 | 189 | 135 | 34 | 20 |
542 | I don,t think that is what they meant when they said use a lighter bait. | 1.3913 | 0.04930 | 184 | 131 | 34 | 19 |
543 | Googled “bright shiny lures” | 1.3913 | 0.04869 | 184 | 130 | 36 | 18 |
544 | Teach a man to decorate and his wife will ask him to fish instead. | 1.3913 | 0.04869 | 184 | 130 | 36 | 18 |
545 | You want to set the right mood. | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
546 | Maybe my wife will let me mount this one. | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
547 | Too bad it’s catch and release. | 1.3904 | 0.04690 | 187 | 130 | 41 | 16 |
548 | I know it’s catch and release, but this would look fabulous in my dining room. | 1.3901 | 0.04717 | 182 | 126 | 41 | 15 |
549 | This is the last time I fish off of Mar a Lago | 1.3901 | 0.05089 | 182 | 132 | 29 | 21 |
550 | Last week I almost caught a memorah twice the size. | 1.3901 | 0.04652 | 182 | 125 | 43 | 14 |
551 | Cause it's a great spot for lampreys. | 1.3901 | 0.04314 | 182 | 120 | 53 | 9 |
552 | I’ll mount it on the ceiling. | 1.3901 | 0.04781 | 182 | 127 | 39 | 16 |
553 | My wife got the house | 1.3901 | 0.04968 | 182 | 130 | 33 | 19 |
554 | I think you misunderstood “light tackle.” | 1.3901 | 0.04844 | 182 | 128 | 37 | 17 |
555 | I'll set the mood, you go ahead with the appetizers. | 1.3901 | 0.04717 | 182 | 126 | 41 | 15 |
556 | Well you said you wanted to do some light fishing | 1.3901 | 0.04384 | 182 | 121 | 51 | 10 |
557 | I was right. We're over Mir-a-lago. Went under in 2050. | 1.3901 | 0.04968 | 182 | 130 | 33 | 19 |
558 | Now I wish I'd kept that electric eel. | 1.3901 | 0.04906 | 182 | 129 | 35 | 18 |
559 | You catch better stuff on the East Side. | 1.3901 | 0.04781 | 182 | 127 | 39 | 16 |
560 | I told you to get me "a lure" not "allure". | 1.3901 | 0.04717 | 182 | 126 | 41 | 15 |
561 | We really have to stop fishing next to Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3898 | 0.04392 | 177 | 117 | 51 | 9 |
562 | Not sure. It might be a lamprey. | 1.3892 | 0.04847 | 185 | 131 | 36 | 18 |
563 | If it has greater than 24 bulbs, you have to throw it back | 1.3889 | 0.04753 | 180 | 125 | 40 | 15 |
564 | I’d toss it back, last thing you need is another chandelier. | 1.3889 | 0.05069 | 180 | 130 | 30 | 20 |
565 | Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he can furnish his home for a lifetime. | 1.3889 | 0.04753 | 180 | 125 | 40 | 15 |
566 | I love fishing, but I spend way too much on lures. | 1.3889 | 0.04945 | 180 | 128 | 34 | 18 |
567 | So this is where they drained the swamp. | 1.3889 | 0.05007 | 180 | 129 | 32 | 19 |
568 | Throw it back. It’s a chandelier. We’re fishing for candelabra. | 1.3889 | 0.04687 | 180 | 124 | 42 | 14 |
569 | Is it a lamprey? | 1.3880 | 0.05006 | 183 | 132 | 31 | 20 |
570 | This must be part of the East River revitalization project. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
571 | I'm using a silver spoon | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
572 | Well this could be enlightening. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
573 | Fish or cut crystal as they say. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
574 | Nice going, Dan. You just ruined a bluefin's dinner party. | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
575 | I guess some of them live pretty well down there. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
576 | Sure is a big one! Last week I only caught a sconce. | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
577 | You said you're pretty much a fixture on this dock, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3876 | 0.04722 | 178 | 123 | 41 | 14 |
578 | Hey Hal? You ever wonder what they're really doing down there? | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
579 | It's a lure for fish that have no taste. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
580 | I was really hoping for something more Art Deco | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
581 | its too small. throw it back | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
582 | I'll be eating light for dinner. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
583 | What’s weird is that it’s the second one. | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
584 | My wife asked me to bring back fine dining for dinner. | 1.3864 | 0.05024 | 176 | 126 | 32 | 18 |
585 | before Global Warming, I think this was Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
586 | You ever buy a lure then think, "How'm I gonna cast this thing?" | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
587 | I'm using light tackle | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
588 | We'll get an electrician to gut and clean it. | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
589 | I was using a Louis XIV lure. | 1.3864 | 0.04758 | 176 | 122 | 40 | 14 |
590 | You should'a seen the one that got away. | 1.3864 | 0.04477 | 176 | 118 | 48 | 10 |
591 | I figured I might as well use it for something since I can't find the incandescent bulbs. | 1.3859 | 0.04738 | 184 | 129 | 39 | 16 |
592 | At least it's not the kitchen sink. | 1.3855 | 0.04767 | 179 | 125 | 39 | 15 |
593 | If you want to catch a fish that tastes good, you have to catch a fish with good taste. | 1.3829 | 0.04841 | 175 | 123 | 37 | 15 |
594 | Any other bright ideas? | 1.3829 | 0.04841 | 175 | 123 | 37 | 15 |
595 | This is how I caught your mother. | 1.3829 | 0.04908 | 175 | 124 | 35 | 16 |
596 | My grandpa taught me to fish, he was an interior decorator. | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
597 | It's a custom chande-lure. | 1.3829 | 0.04974 | 175 | 125 | 33 | 17 |
598 | Just in time for Mother's Day ! | 1.3829 | 0.04772 | 175 | 122 | 39 | 14 |
599 | well , at least we know the water is crystal clear. | 1.3829 | 0.04974 | 175 | 125 | 33 | 17 |
600 | I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
601 | Last week I caught a dining room set with six chairs. Good spot! | 1.3829 | 0.04841 | 175 | 123 | 37 | 15 |
602 | Can I borrow one of your lures? | 1.3824 | 0.04798 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
603 | This might actually look nice mounted on the ceiling. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
604 | My Dad told me to try a flashier lure. | 1.3815 | 0.04595 | 173 | 118 | 44 | 11 |
605 | At least it's not Jimmy Hoffa. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
606 | Looks like the fixtures are biting today. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
607 | Some fish for the ones that taste good, I go for the ones with good taste. | 1.3815 | 0.05147 | 173 | 126 | 28 | 19 |
608 | Worms in Jersey; crystal on Nantucket. | 1.3815 | 0.04809 | 173 | 121 | 38 | 14 |
609 | I thought you used the piano bait, Jim. | 1.3815 | 0.04809 | 173 | 121 | 38 | 14 |
610 | Just my luck—chandelier season starts next week | 1.3815 | 0.04739 | 173 | 120 | 40 | 13 |
611 | It helps the fish see the bait. | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
612 | Going with the light tackle today, Herb? | 1.3815 | 0.04879 | 173 | 122 | 36 | 15 |
613 | My wife said to bring home something light for dinner! | 1.3815 | 0.05081 | 173 | 125 | 30 | 18 |
614 | The current isn't strong enough here. | 1.3815 | 0.04739 | 173 | 120 | 40 | 13 |
615 | My teacher says this place used to called the upper west side, before all the icebergs melted. | 1.3815 | 0.04739 | 173 | 120 | 40 | 13 |
616 | I'm gonna mount it in my dining room! | 1.3815 | 0.04667 | 173 | 119 | 42 | 12 |
617 | Did Phantom finally close? | 1.3815 | 0.05276 | 173 | 128 | 24 | 21 |
618 | Strangest thing happened the other day. Fish spoke to me. Swore he could play the piano if only I could get him a chandelier. How could I say no? | 1.3815 | 0.04879 | 173 | 122 | 36 | 15 |
619 | I was hoping to bring something home for a fancy dinner, but not this fancy. | 1.3815 | 0.04595 | 173 | 118 | 44 | 11 |
620 | I know it’s a keeper, but you should have seen the one that got away! | 1.3815 | 0.04739 | 173 | 120 | 40 | 13 |
621 | The electric eels can't resist it. | 1.3815 | 0.04739 | 173 | 120 | 40 | 13 |
622 | Son, do you remember if the box said “chandelier” or “chande-lure”? | 1.3815 | 0.04521 | 173 | 117 | 46 | 10 |
623 | I'm tellin' ya, that Liberace, he sleeps with the fishes | 1.3801 | 0.04775 | 171 | 119 | 39 | 13 |
624 | Watch your head when I cast this baby out. | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
625 | The prices are great, but this is the last time I shop at Sam's Bait 'n Switch. | 1.3801 | 0.04847 | 171 | 120 | 37 | 14 |
626 | Fish livin’ like that? No wonder they’re so expensive. | 1.3801 | 0.04775 | 171 | 119 | 39 | 13 |
627 | Hey, what's the size limit for these things? | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
628 | I’ve got more time for fly tying since I retired. | 1.3801 | 0.05256 | 171 | 126 | 25 | 20 |
629 | Promised my wife I'd bring home something she wouldn't mind cleaning. | 1.3801 | 0.04554 | 171 | 116 | 45 | 10 |
630 | That's what I get for using light tackle. | 1.3801 | 0.05055 | 171 | 123 | 31 | 17 |
631 | There must be an easier way to dust this thing. | 1.3801 | 0.05123 | 171 | 124 | 29 | 18 |
632 | Can you believe some people thought winning the lottery would change me? | 1.3787 | 0.05028 | 169 | 121 | 32 | 16 |
633 | Yes it is hard to cast, but it’s very effective for night fishing! | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
634 | When I asked if you had a light, that wasn't what I meant. | 1.3787 | 0.04739 | 169 | 117 | 40 | 12 |
635 | I’m trying to attract a better school of fish | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
636 | Too bad , I'll have to throw it back. Chandelier season doesn't begin until fall. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
637 | I guess I’ll have a light dinner. | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
638 | The guy at the bait shop tried to get me to switch to LEDs, but I'm a traditionalist. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
639 | Maybe I'd get a few nibbles on eBay. | 1.3787 | 0.04588 | 169 | 115 | 44 | 10 |
640 | This lure attracts DC sharks, Mar-a-Lago guests and other bottom feeders. | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
641 | I'm throwing it back—it's tasteless. | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
642 | I call it the chandel-lure. | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
643 | We’re gonna mount this whopper right above the dining room table. | 1.3779 | 0.05294 | 172 | 128 | 23 | 21 |
644 | No wonder fish are getting so expensive. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
645 | It fought more like a candelabra than a chandelier. | 1.3776 | 0.05233 | 143 | 100 | 32 | 11 |
646 | Damn! I've already caught my limit of chandeliers. | 1.3772 | 0.05140 | 167 | 121 | 29 | 17 |
647 | The one I caught last year was bigger. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
648 | Remind me never to fish at Mar-a-Lago again... | 1.3772 | 0.05278 | 167 | 123 | 25 | 19 |
649 | Better release it. Baroque is endangered. | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
650 | Well, getting them hooked on crystal is the easy part. | 1.3772 | 0.05069 | 167 | 120 | 31 | 16 |
651 | Chandelier or candleabra? That's your first question? | 1.3772 | 0.05069 | 167 | 120 | 31 | 16 |
652 | Teach a man to fish and he'll never be in the dark. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
653 | Well, the wife won't mind cleaning this one. | 1.3772 | 0.05140 | 167 | 121 | 29 | 17 |
654 | Things are a little different here in Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3772 | 0.05140 | 167 | 121 | 29 | 17 |
655 | Through fishing comes enlightenment. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
656 | Invasive species. | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
657 | Another one of those invasive species from France. | 1.3772 | 0.04851 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
658 | I'm thinking I'll call it The ChandeLure. | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
659 | You have to toss it back if it's under 100 watts | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
660 | If you want to catch the big fish they have to be impressed. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
661 | Looks like another bank went under... | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
662 | I chose Amazon's latest delivery option. | 1.3772 | 0.05209 | 167 | 122 | 27 | 18 |
663 | If it doesn't have at least 12 bulbs, I will have to release it | 1.3772 | 0.04776 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
664 | I couldn't think of a better way to wash off the dust. | 1.3772 | 0.04997 | 167 | 119 | 33 | 15 |
665 | They're drawn to the light, but it's the ambience that captivates them. | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
666 | I use a heavy gauge line and old Phantom of the Opera CDs as bait. | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
667 | Don't be a fool, it's clearly an octopus in drag. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
668 | Catch or release? | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
669 | They can't resist the lure of antiques. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
670 | Told you Miami used to be here. | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
671 | The trout are gearing up for antique roadshow again. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
672 | It will be hard to explain this on Antiques Road Show. | 1.3758 | 0.05393 | 165 | 123 | 22 | 20 |
673 | I believe the trickle down economy is beginning to take hold. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
674 | Unless this makes it into the New Yorker, my wife will never believe me. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
675 | I guess we're eating light tonight | 1.3758 | 0.05183 | 165 | 120 | 28 | 17 |
676 | I think it really ties the pier together. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
677 | After dark, I add a disco bobber. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
678 | Another one? | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
679 | Just don't contradict me when I tell everyone it could have filled a grand ballroom... | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
680 | Last week I caught an armoire. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
681 | I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
682 | Just bait. No switch. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
683 | I’m gonna catch me one of them real housewives. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
684 | Figures, this lake was built on Liberace’s old estate. | 1.3742 | 0.05300 | 163 | 120 | 25 | 18 |
685 | That's what you get when you're just sittin' on the dock of eBay. | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
686 | The guy at the Mar-a-Lago bait shack said this is the only thing that works. | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
687 | I find that I get more bites when I improve the ambiance. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
688 | We are going to need a larger bucket. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
689 | The hard part is keeping the candles lit | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
690 | It’s my special lure for night fishing. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
691 | I've got to stop using those electic eels as bait! | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
692 | That's not a Walleye, it's a Waldorf. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
693 | Darn, I was fishing for a new set of tires | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
694 | Who do you hope to catch? Marie Antoinette? | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
695 | Fishing near The Hamptons always pays off. | 1.3742 | 0.04930 | 163 | 115 | 35 | 13 |
696 | I would have preferred something less formal. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
697 | Didn't I say this would happen when the 1% moved in upstream? | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
698 | It's the only bait that works for sole almondine in a bechamel sauce | 1.3742 | 0.05155 | 163 | 118 | 29 | 16 |
699 | Ya think that's why they call it Crystal Lake? | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
700 | This one might look nice mounted in the dining room. | 1.3742 | 0.04774 | 163 | 113 | 39 | 11 |
701 | Last time I’m using caviar as bait! | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
702 | First, you have to set the mood. | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
703 | Once it's battered and deep fried, no one will know the difference. | 1.3728 | 0.04730 | 169 | 118 | 39 | 12 |
704 | I used caviar for bait. | 1.3727 | 0.04730 | 161 | 111 | 40 | 10 |
705 | Ah, the old bait and switch... | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
706 | That's not what I meant when I told you to bring light tackle. | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
707 | Law says we gotta throw her back, Chet, she’s under fifty lumens. | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
708 | This was a nice neighbood before the ocean level got so high. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
709 | Too bad we have to release anything incandescent. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
710 | When I tell the guys tomorrow, it's gonna have 30 lights. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
711 | We must be about where Midtown was, back in 2030. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
712 | It says Mar-a-Lago Ballroom. Must have been near the old coastline. | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
713 | I call it a heavy bait and light switch. | 1.3727 | 0.04970 | 161 | 114 | 34 | 13 |
714 | No wonder I've had no nibbles. The worm fell off. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
715 | Gone fishing in the 1% pond | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
716 | I always get confused: is it flotsam or jetsam? | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
717 | If you've got about a year I can teach you to tie a fly like this. | 1.3713 | 0.04915 | 167 | 119 | 34 | 14 |
718 | “Are you using a chandelure? | 1.3704 | 0.04867 | 162 | 114 | 36 | 12 |
719 | It felt heavy but turned out to be light. | 1.3687 | 0.04986 | 160 | 114 | 33 | 13 |
720 | This? - This is a tiddler, you should see the one I caught at Versailles. | 1.3687 | 0.04660 | 160 | 110 | 41 | 9 |
721 | Now if you just get something to put 'on' the table, we'll be all set. | 1.3687 | 0.04907 | 160 | 113 | 35 | 12 |
722 | Lures are OK, but what really attracts fish is mood lighting. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
723 | This is what I get for using light tackle. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
724 | Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
725 | Too bad this is a catch-and-release lake. That would look nice in your home. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
726 | This is what happens when your neighborhood goes minimalist. | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
727 | Darn it, I'll have to throw it back. It's still credenza season. | 1.3671 | 0.05263 | 158 | 116 | 26 | 16 |
728 | Oh, I don’t want to catch them, I just like to watch them waltz. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
729 | I used nightlights instead of nightcrawlers for bait. | 1.3671 | 0.05186 | 158 | 115 | 28 | 15 |
730 | I'd better throw it back. My wife only likes mid-century modern. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
731 | You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. | 1.3654 | 0.05231 | 156 | 114 | 27 | 15 |
732 | Fishing over Mara Lago 2078. | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
733 | My philosophy always has been, 'Go big or go home decor.' | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
734 | If that's not successful you might switch back to worms. | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
735 | Catch all the bottom-feeders you want. I’m after the one percent. | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
736 | This is the only place around you can still get incandescent. | 1.3654 | 0.04989 | 156 | 111 | 33 | 12 |
737 | This is nothing;last season I went hunting for rabbits and shot a stove. | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
738 | Just my luck. This does not match the guilded tole sconces with ancathus leaves I caught yesterday. | 1.3642 | 0.05273 | 151 | 110 | 27 | 14 |
739 | Be careful what you fish for | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
740 | Son, this is from Trump's Mara Largo Resort. It's about 30 feet below us because he thought rising sea levels were a myth and/or Chinese fake news hoax. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
741 | You never know what you're gonna' catch fishin' off Mar-a-Lago | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
742 | No luck yet. How's the Edwardian chair working? | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
743 | I've tried everything else; if this doesn't work I'm gonna hang it up. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
744 | Nobody wants the family heirlooms anymore. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
745 | Yes, I used to go fishing with Trump. Why do you ask? | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
746 | It doesn't catch a lot of fish, just the top one percent. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
747 | Looks like the overspending at the EPA is finally starting to pay off. | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
748 | I'm starting to wonder if this lure isn't a little too, oh, flashy. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
749 | This one I'll have to mount on the ceiling. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
750 | This will illuminate my collection of old boots quite nicely. | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
751 | I think we may have found the Titanic. | 1.3618 | 0.04988 | 152 | 108 | 33 | 11 |
752 | I guess there is something to that "rising sea levels" thing. | 1.3618 | 0.05407 | 152 | 113 | 23 | 16 |
753 | It's more sporting to use a light tackle | 1.3618 | 0.05243 | 152 | 111 | 27 | 14 |
754 | You using glow worms? | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
755 | This must be the sunken living room | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
756 | Well Mr. Pence, now I know where Melania "stored" Ivana's decor. | 1.3618 | 0.05243 | 152 | 111 | 27 | 14 |
757 | And I used to doubt sea level rise. | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
758 | What in the world do you think they do down there, after we go home? | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
759 | I think we've found the lost continent. | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
760 | You know, I warned them about building McMansions too close to the water. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
761 | It's called a chandelure. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
762 | Dang, if I bring this home, my wife will want to join us fishing. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
763 | When I said the fish had good taste, I meant for eating. | 1.3618 | 0.04625 | 152 | 104 | 41 | 7 |
764 | Nope, still nothin’. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
765 | In these waters, its mostly 19th century. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
766 | The wife won't mind getting this one mounted. | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
767 | I'm trying to catch a certain class of fish. | 1.3618 | 0.04718 | 152 | 105 | 39 | 8 |
768 | "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
769 | I've always had good luck fishing with light tackle. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
770 | They say this is the spot where Trump Tower was back in the 21st century. | 1.3613 | 0.05004 | 155 | 111 | 32 | 12 |
771 | It’s better when the sun is out. The prisms really attract the rainbow trout. | 1.3613 | 0.04657 | 155 | 107 | 40 | 8 |
772 | Annnnnd one more dip will rinse off the glass cleaner. | 1.3613 | 0.04834 | 155 | 109 | 36 | 10 |
773 | You were right about those glow-worms, Earl. | 1.3608 | 0.04854 | 158 | 112 | 35 | 11 |
774 | Gunning for fish with good taste, Charlie? | 1.3600 | 0.04564 | 150 | 102 | 42 | 6 |
775 | "Ahh dang it, another one. That's my fifth chandelier this week. I hate this pond." (Jack, age 9) | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
776 | Cleaning this thing will be a bitch | 1.3600 | 0.05291 | 150 | 110 | 26 | 14 |
777 | You're right, I can't hold a candle to it. | 1.3600 | 0.05291 | 150 | 110 | 26 | 14 |
778 | I think it's one of those lantern fish. | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
779 | You still a Titanic denier? | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
780 | Seems like this bait's in need of a switch. | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
781 | It's called ambience. | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
782 | I call it the Liberace lure. The fish don't put up much of a fight but boy do they put on a show. | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
783 | Nope. Anything under a Tiffany I have to throw back. | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
784 | Not again. | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
785 | You gotta romance 'em a little bit first. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
786 | Guess I was right to use light tackle today. | 1.3590 | 0.04633 | 156 | 108 | 40 | 8 |
787 | That’s nothing. Last month, I caught a Tiffany lampshade. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
788 | It's from Donald Trump's new line of bass lures. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
789 | You can have it. I already caught my limit. | 1.3581 | 0.04890 | 148 | 104 | 35 | 9 |
790 | Could be from Trump Tower; it's under water these days. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
791 | It works better than worms, especially at night. | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
792 | If you want to eat caviar, you have to use the right bait. | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
793 | Contemporary revival, toss it back. | 1.3581 | 0.05252 | 148 | 108 | 27 | 13 |
794 | I'm always catching big kitsch in a little pond. | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
795 | I can't catch a break today, I have the same chandelier in my dining room. | 1.3581 | 0.05339 | 148 | 109 | 25 | 14 |
796 | So, you're a fixture at this spot huh? | 1.3581 | 0.05252 | 148 | 108 | 27 | 13 |
797 | The guy at the tackle shop recommended I use something big and shiny | 1.3581 | 0.05252 | 148 | 108 | 27 | 13 |
798 | Mermaids are not going to be attracted to your slimy worms. | 1.3581 | 0.04983 | 148 | 105 | 33 | 10 |
799 | I though global warming was a hoax too, 'til I started catching these things. | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
800 | I think you should mount it in the foyer. | 1.3576 | 0.05261 | 151 | 111 | 26 | 14 |
801 | Great! Now we can fish past sundown. | 1.3576 | 0.05003 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
802 | Most troll, while I...seduce. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
803 | So this was your bright idea? | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
804 | All I ever got was a flashlight. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
805 | I told you not to use Beluga caviar... | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
806 | I think I'll take it home and mount it. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
807 | I'm after only the top 1% of fish. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
808 | I almost forgot. Some time back, this is where Mar-a-Lago was. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
809 | The swamp's not drained yet. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
810 | They're beautiful, but not very good eating. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
811 | I got it in the divorce. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
812 | I didn't know Liberace was buried at sea. | 1.3562 | 0.05476 | 146 | 109 | 22 | 15 |
813 | Buoyant? I thought you said flamboyant. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
814 | Remember, we’re fishing in the Hamptons. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
815 | It's what they call a ChandeLure | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
816 | I was hoping to mount a bass on the wall, but I guess this could go in the dining room. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
817 | It’s so much easier to bring the table to the farm. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
818 | Don't you have one of these mounted on your ceiling? | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
819 | That’s what happens when you use a WASP for bait. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
820 | What I find more astounding is that the candles are still lit! | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
821 | Does this look fishy to you? | 1.3557 | 0.04769 | 149 | 104 | 37 | 8 |
822 | Should I mount this on the wall or on the ceiling? | 1.3557 | 0.05135 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
823 | I find it lures a much higher class of fish. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
824 | This is surprisingly heavy for a light thing. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
825 | Not what I had in mind when I wished for a catch to adorn the dinner table. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
826 | I really, really want to catch a lamprey. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
827 | I was hoping for a Lanternfish, but this is even better. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
828 | I've heard of bioluminescence... but this is ridiculous! | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
829 | That’s what I get for fishing in E. Bay. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
830 | You know, before global warming, this was midtown. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
831 | Are you using AC or DC line? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
832 | So I told the guy “I can’t affor a reel that expensive. I’ve already spent a fortune on bait.” | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
833 | It takes longer to tie your own flies, but it’s worth it. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
834 | Light tackle. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
835 | Live bait can't compete with the chandelure! | 1.3542 | 0.05440 | 144 | 107 | 23 | 14 |
836 | Six more chairs and I've got a complete dinette set. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
837 | To be fair, I did ask for allure. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
838 | It’s my chandelure. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
839 | I hate cleaning the chandelier but I'm doing my wife a favor | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
840 | I always try to catch a little something for the wife, too. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
841 | The finer the bait, the shorter the wait. | 1.3542 | 0.05440 | 144 | 107 | 23 | 14 |
842 | Just doing some light fishing? | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
843 | My mother hated that thing when we moved in. She said she gave it to Goodwill. | 1.3537 | 0.05181 | 147 | 107 | 28 | 12 |
844 | Ya, I got a light. | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
845 | I tied it myself. | 1.3537 | 0.05270 | 147 | 108 | 26 | 13 |
846 | That's gotta be at least ten pounds. | 1.3537 | 0.05358 | 147 | 109 | 24 | 14 |
847 | Early 18th, you have to throw it back! | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
848 | Bummer. I was hoping for something easier to clean. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
849 | It’s a keeper. They’re LEDs. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
850 | Believe me, my lure will catch losers from The Apprentice and the White House. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
851 | It's Renaissance Revival, you'll have to throw it back. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
852 | Fishing hasn't been the same since Sandy. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
853 | I have heard that gentrification is spreading into the East River | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
854 | This is nothing... Last year I caught an harpsichord at the exact same spot. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
855 | And she said I was wasting my time. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
856 | "Wow...best I ever caught was a 60 watt sconce. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
857 | It gets them in the mood to eat. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
858 | This will go great with the piano I caught yesterday | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
859 | I was hoping for something more contemporary. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
860 | There's no way I'm cleaning that. | 1.3521 | 0.05582 | 142 | 107 | 20 | 15 |
861 | Must be from one of those fancy private schools. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
862 | I was hoping for MidCentury Modern. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
863 | This will test the ‘you will not hang that in my house’ commandment | 1.3521 | 0.05400 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
864 | Yeah, I used a little 40 watt bulb to catch this baby. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
865 | When they said the waters were crystal clear they weren't kidding! | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
866 | I had something else in mind when you said let’s fish and get lit. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
867 | Can you believe the stuff they dump off this Mar-a- Lago pier? | 1.3521 | 0.05582 | 142 | 107 | 20 | 15 |
868 | You need to up your game if you're going to go fishing in the Hamptons. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
869 | Bait and switch! | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
870 | "Nice catch, but I hear their tough to clean". | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
871 | ......so she says ‘Why don’t you catch some classy fish for once’ and I says ‘Classy fish? How am I suppose to catch classy fish’? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
872 | "At first I thought it was an old tire, but I forgot we were fishing in the Hamptons. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
873 | Typical Saturday morning at Pier 1 | 1.3517 | 0.05318 | 145 | 107 | 25 | 13 |
874 | I make my own lures during the winter. It was a very long winter. | 1.3517 | 0.05041 | 145 | 104 | 31 | 10 |
875 | It's as romantic as I know how to be. Ron, will you marry me? | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
876 | A little misunderstanding at the bait shop. I asked them for a can o' beer. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
877 | Last week I caught a lamprey. | 1.3517 | 0.04945 | 145 | 103 | 33 | 9 |
878 | Throw it back! They're hell to clean. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
879 | I'm hoping to catch a better class of fish. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
880 | I got it from Ivanka's Bait Shop over in Scarsdale...... Why? | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
881 | Some of my lures are more elegant than functional. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
882 | What I really wanted was a Bud Light. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
883 | i was fishin' for something a little more mid-century modern. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
884 | I know it seems flashy, but it gets their attention. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
885 | That was easy...the real fight will be getting it on the train | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
886 | You've finally convinced me that this gentrification is going overboard around here. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
887 | Legend has it Liberace's boat sank in these waters. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
888 | It’s not Hoffa. It’s Liberace. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
889 | I'm calling it the Chandelure. | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
890 | I don't think thats quite what they had in mind when they said fish were attracted to light. | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
891 | Ya know, no one ever talks about the upsides of climate change. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
892 | What the hell did you use for bait? | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
893 | Before global warming, there were some big houses on this beach. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
894 | If I hook a mantel, we'll be finished renovating. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
895 | Another underwater mortgage. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
896 | I used an electric eel for bait. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
897 | I'm throwing it back. These things are a pain to clean. | 1.3500 | 0.05452 | 140 | 104 | 23 | 13 |
898 | It's a little heavy, but it's the only lure I use during heiress season. | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
899 | I've heard of a lanternfish but this is ridiculous. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
900 | I shouldn't have used light tackle... | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
901 | I guess I’ve got my mother’s day gift. | 1.3497 | 0.05086 | 143 | 103 | 30 | 10 |
902 | Damn, I already caught my limit of Colonial Revival. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
903 | I thought it was fishy when they described this water as "clear crystal," not "crystal clear." | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
904 | I'm going to throw it back. It's all about farmhouse chic these days. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
905 | That's nothing. Caught a baby grand piano last week. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
906 | No, my divorce was not what I'd call amicable. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
907 | They come for the food, but they will stay for the ambience. | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
908 | I don’t use light tackle. | 1.3478 | 0.04674 | 138 | 95 | 38 | 5 |
909 | These invasive species are really getting out of hand. | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
910 | Outstanding! I was hoping to catch something for a light meal this evening. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
911 | With any luck, Kate Winslet will be next. | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
912 | Lesson One... It's all about getting their attention | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
913 | put it in the bucket with the electric eel and see what happens | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
914 | So - I guess ocean levels are actually rising. | 1.3475 | 0.05229 | 141 | 103 | 27 | 11 |
915 | I was actually fishing for complements. | 1.3475 | 0.05325 | 141 | 104 | 25 | 12 |
916 | That will go well with the dining room table you caught last week. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
917 | I know it's not much of a lure, but it holds great sentimental attachment. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
918 | I thought you said this was a good spot for sconces? | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
919 | I used a 20 watt flicker bulb on 25 lb. line. | 1.3453 | 0.05076 | 139 | 100 | 30 | 9 |
920 | Trump University. Why? Where did YOU learn to fish? | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
921 | It's not real crystal, throw it back! | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
922 | The tough part is keeping the candles lit. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
923 | I know, I know, it may not work. Sometimes fish won't go for the live bait, but will they go for the glitter. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
924 | Don’t tell James Cameron we found it first, he’ll be pissed. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
925 | I'm creating an ambiance | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
926 | Well... it's not so much a lure as it is alluring. | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
927 | Ten candles or less you gotta throw it back. | 1.3453 | 0.04972 | 139 | 99 | 32 | 8 |
928 | I think I'll mount it in the dining room. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
929 | Well What d'ya know! A Lamprey! | 1.3431 | 0.05716 | 137 | 105 | 17 | 15 |
930 | Lighten up. It might still work. | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
931 | I'm done with stink bait, this is kitsch bait. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
932 | You said we were going night fishing. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
933 | Guess sea-level rise did get to Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
934 | I figured we'd go fishing and catch a light meal. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
935 | I miss the days before light pollution. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
936 | They call it the chandelure. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
937 | All we need is an electric eel. | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
938 | It's great for catching electric eels. | 1.3431 | 0.05427 | 137 | 102 | 23 | 12 |
939 | This species evolved from the Age of Enlightenment. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
940 | Lucky you-last week I got the toilet. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
941 | The guy at Liberace's Bait & Tackle swears this will work. | 1.3431 | 0.04908 | 137 | 97 | 33 | 7 |
942 | That's the same one you threw back last month. | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
943 | Think this will look good once it is mounted? | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
944 | Liberace once used this to catch a tuner fish. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
945 | My wife would love this. Too bad it's catch and release. | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
946 | The guy at the bait shop said to use light tackle! | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
947 | First we set the mood, then we set the hook. | 1.3431 | 0.05225 | 137 | 100 | 27 | 10 |
948 | It's a chande-lure. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
949 | Damn auto correct! I meant bring BUD light, not BIG light! | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
950 | She'll still refuse to clean it! | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
951 | No wonder they're not biting....they're too busy dancing. | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
952 | I guess they weren't kidding about some rich place called "Manhattan" that used to be here before sea-level rise. | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
953 | "All you had to do was dust it, Dad.| | 1.3407 | 0.05480 | 135 | 101 | 22 | 12 |
954 | I hear they're a real pain to clean. | 1.3407 | 0.05480 | 135 | 101 | 22 | 12 |
955 | Maybe we should try Pier 2? | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
956 | It looks like a hassle to clean. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
957 | The housing market in this area is underwater | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
958 | Oh this? Fish weren't biting with the old lures, thought I'd try something with a bit more razzle-dazzle. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
959 | You can tell it’s a farm raised chandelier from the LED bulbs. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
960 | Well, this sheds light on why the fish aren’t biting. | 1.3407 | 0.04721 | 135 | 94 | 36 | 5 |
961 | Liberace owned a beach down the shore before the hurricane. | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
962 | We could turn it on if we had an electric eel. | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
963 | Well, they ain't gonna believe this one either. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
964 | The hard part was getting it out of the house without waking your mother. | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
965 | It’s expensive bait, but it’s the only way to land a trumpfish. | 1.3407 | 0.05480 | 135 | 101 | 22 | 12 |
966 | We're trying to attract a certain kind of fish, Bob. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
967 | I was hoping for the grand piano. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
968 | You know, Jim, this tackle seemed considerably less ostentatious at the bait shop. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
969 | You want a light dinner? | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
970 | My day job? I approve expenditures for President Trump's federal agency appointees. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
971 | Yeah, well, they are out of season. I'll have to throw it back. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
972 | I guess you can add 'gentrification' to the list of problems facing marine life. | 1.3407 | 0.04950 | 135 | 96 | 32 | 7 |
973 | They say it's best to use light tackle. | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
974 | Eh, I’ve seen bigger | 1.3407 | 0.05274 | 135 | 99 | 26 | 10 |
975 | This one's OK. It's the candelabras we have to throw back. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
976 | She asked me to clean it. I figured, kill two birds with one stone. | 1.3406 | 0.05393 | 138 | 103 | 23 | 12 |
977 | Maybe it's because I gave her a power drill for Mother's Day? | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
978 | This light pollution is really getting out of hand. | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
979 | This used to be a great spot for fishing before it got gentrified. | 1.3406 | 0.05091 | 138 | 100 | 29 | 9 |
980 | How are we going to over-exaggerate this one? | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
981 | So apparently we are at that exact point were the Great Pacific Garbage Patch meets the Titanic | 1.3383 | 0.05636 | 133 | 101 | 19 | 13 |
982 | Nah, I stopped fishing here ever since they built Mar-a-Lago. Now I just troll for stuff. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
983 | We had our prom here. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
984 | I'm not sure how it'll look on the wall, but it'll go great on the ceiling. | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
985 | This way I don't have to dust it. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
986 | It's the East River. You have to use a lure they can see. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
987 | This is a great spot. Last week I landed a typewriter. | 1.3383 | 0.05534 | 133 | 100 | 21 | 12 |
988 | Look at the positive side. It'll still look good over the mantle and no taxidermist required. | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
989 | Who owns this dock? Some deposed potentate or the head of the EPA? | 1.3383 | 0.05534 | 133 | 100 | 21 | 12 |
990 | I'm guessing it was dropped there to swim with the fixtures. | 1.3383 | 0.05737 | 133 | 102 | 17 | 14 |
991 | Damn, I was hoping for a lava lamp. | 1.3383 | 0.05534 | 133 | 100 | 21 | 12 |
992 | I'm draining the swamp. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
993 | Well, this'll come in handy for night-fishing. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
994 | These invasive species are really getting out of hand. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
995 | Are you serious?! ANOTHER chandelier! | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
996 | That's what you get for using caviar as bait. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
997 | It's simple: If I use it as bait, she can't get it in the divorce. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
998 | Ran outta worms and was mad at my wife. Sooo..... | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
999 | I've tried fishing with dynamite. Now, I'm fishing with elegance. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1000 | Bait your hook again. See if Liberace bites. | 1.3383 | 0.05325 | 133 | 98 | 25 | 10 |
1001 | Looks like the invasive carp species have made themselves pretty comfortable. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1002 | I see he's tossed Obama's EPA legislation AND Oval Office decor. | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
1003 | Wow, you're going to mount that aren't you? | 1.3383 | 0.05534 | 133 | 100 | 21 | 12 |
1004 | Too splashy? | 1.3383 | 0.05431 | 133 | 99 | 23 | 11 |
1005 | Mar-a-Lago is weird. | 1.3363 | 0.06108 | 113 | 86 | 16 | 11 |
1006 | It's dowager season. | 1.3359 | 0.05376 | 131 | 97 | 24 | 10 |
1007 | It's a little small - I'd better let it go. | 1.3359 | 0.04799 | 131 | 92 | 34 | 5 |
1008 | The last time I used this baby, I caught the Phantom of the Opera... | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1009 | It's surprisingly light. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1010 | I think you’ll have better luck on Craigslist. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1011 | I see you switched to light tackle. | 1.3358 | 0.05184 | 134 | 98 | 27 | 9 |
1012 | I thought we voted against developing the lake bottom. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1013 | It's surprisingly light. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1014 | What can I say - this was the roof of the penthouse before global warming. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1015 | Next time, let's steer clear of the Hamptons. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1016 | Long ago, before the floods, there was an enchanted place called Mar a Lago. | 1.3333 | 0.05539 | 129 | 97 | 21 | 11 |
1017 | It must be off-season , I was hoping for a Tiffany | 1.3333 | 0.05648 | 129 | 98 | 19 | 12 |
1018 | This one's getting released. I'm running out of places to hang them! | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1019 | When you said "some light fishing"... | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1020 | It's gonna be a bitch to fillet. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1021 | I was told to use a light line. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1022 | I’m going after a better class of fish | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1023 | I guess the swamp's still draining. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1024 | I believe this spot was once called Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1025 | Not another one. These are so hard to clean. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1026 | So that’s your bright idea for bait? | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1027 | Goldang it, Earl, another Louis-quatorze! At this rate we're never gonna land us a Louis-quinze. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1028 | I told my wife I’d clean the chandelier then go fishing. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1029 | I thought the tension was kind of light. | 1.3333 | 0.05341 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
1030 | I promised my wife I'd wash it this weekend. | 1.3333 | 0.05232 | 132 | 97 | 26 | 9 |
1031 | Now if you'd just catch an electric eel, we can fish all night. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1032 | Trout love it. It's from the Rainbow Room! | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1033 | So much for a little light fishin'. ' | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1034 | Well, I heard all the fish schools around here are private... | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1035 | I've got the bait, but I need a switch. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
1036 | switched to light tackle, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1037 | I've always used light tackle. | 1.3333 | 0.04769 | 132 | 93 | 34 | 5 |
1038 | Only two tiered. Put 'er back. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1039 | Looks like the trout are redecorating. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1040 | Electric eels. They can't resist it. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1041 | I was hoping for a circular saw. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1042 | This is why I love fishing in Venice. | 1.3333 | 0.05648 | 129 | 98 | 19 | 12 |
1043 | Fishing in the Hamptons ain’t what it used to be. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1044 | I used this one here to catch my trophy wife. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1045 | Cheryl thinks I'm overcompensating for a small rod. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1046 | This catch-and-release rule is getting depressing. Yesterday, it was Steinway concert grand. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1047 | I'm not surprised; after all, this is the Hampton's. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1048 | Ever think they've just been making fun of us the whole time? | 1.3333 | 0.05554 | 132 | 100 | 20 | 12 |
1049 | Turns out, the bait shop is closed on Sundays. Great flea market across the street, though. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1050 | I know just where to mount it. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1051 | Okay. I guess I'll try some of your bait. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1052 | It's especially good for night fishing. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
1053 | Before the ocean rose, they called this place Mir-a-Lago. | 1.3333 | 0.05449 | 132 | 99 | 22 | 11 |
1054 | If it's like this all day, we're going to need a bigger boat | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1055 | I used an electric eel for bait. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
1056 | I think the lumens are too low to keep it. | 1.3308 | 0.04683 | 130 | 91 | 35 | 4 |
1057 | I guess it’s a nice lure Dave, if you’re fishing for compliments that is. | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1058 | The wife did want something light for dinner | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1059 | First time I've used 60-watt filament. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1060 | You should've seen the helicopter I caught after 'Miss Saigon' closed. | 1.3307 | 0.05707 | 127 | 97 | 18 | 12 |
1061 | Great. Now all I need is the table, the chairs, the silverware, the wine, and the FISH!!! | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1062 | Maybe you shouldn't have used glow worms for bait. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1063 | They didn't believe the six-foot bass, either. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1064 | You should have seen the sconces that got away. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1065 | I love fishing off the Hamptons! | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1066 | They say Trump Tower used to be here. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1067 | Throw it back. Maybe you'll get lucky and catch an LED. | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1068 | Are you sure this is what the guy meant by 'light tackle'? | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1069 | I thought it felt light! | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1070 | I'm fishing for the 1%. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1071 | Too gaudy - I'm throwing it back. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1072 | Funny thing is, a month ago I caught a flashlight and threw it back because it was too small. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1073 | Ask them if they have any Grey Poupon. | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1074 | Just another shiner. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1075 | I would throw it back. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1076 | So is this your first time night fishing? | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1077 | Do you have a permit for that? | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1078 | It's a pain fishing everything back out of the water each May, but the tax benefits are tremendous. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1079 | Welp, looks like I finally caught something worth mounting. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1080 | Just doing a bit of light fishing | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1081 | There just has to be a better way to clean a chandelier. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1082 | Not what I was hoping for, but at least my wife will love it. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1083 | This should go well with the sconces I caught last week. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1084 | Yeah. But they’re a bitch to clean. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1085 | I meant a Bud Light. | 1.3307 | 0.05483 | 127 | 95 | 22 | 10 |
1086 | I use it when I run out of worms-it attracts a different class of fish. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1087 | It made more sense in the store. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1088 | I use LED bulbs as bait and it works every time. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1089 | I'm thinking of having it mounted. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1090 | They're fixtures around these parts. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1091 | its four treble hooks and some swavorski crytals | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1092 | What'd you use for bait, caviar? | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1093 | Show-off. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1094 | Looks like grandfather clocks just aren't biting today. | 1.3307 | 0.05596 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1095 | I tie my own. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1096 | Ya gotta admit— the rising water level’s been great for fishing. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1097 | That new lure you got me for my birthday was guaranteed to catch the light, but, this isn't what I had in mind | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1098 | Huh, I guess Mar A Lago really is going under. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1099 | I used a glow worm to catch it. | 1.3280 | 0.05178 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1100 | I'm trying a chande-lure. | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
1101 | Looks like the fish are doing pretty good these days. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1102 | This beats the flashlight I caught last year. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1103 | Should I mount this one? | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1104 | Beat that, son. | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1105 | Those lightning bugs make great bait. | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1106 | I thought you said you'd catch the biggest fish here, not the biggest fixture. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
1107 | I was hoping for something I could hang on the wall. | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1108 | I wouldn’t wanna clean that one. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1109 | Well, I'll be darned. They say lighting never strikes twice but this is my second chandelier today. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1110 | I use it to catch electric eels. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1111 | Yeah, they may be hard to catch but those Liberace Fish are good eat'n. | 1.3280 | 0.05654 | 125 | 95 | 19 | 11 |
1112 | If it has fewer than six arms you have to throw it back. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1113 | With all these luxury houses underwater you never know what you'll snag | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1114 | Did you hook that on light tackle? | 1.3280 | 0.05051 | 125 | 90 | 29 | 6 |
1115 | I never thought I'd feel under-dressed while fishing. | 1.3280 | 0.05421 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1116 | When you said we were gonna do some “light fishing,” I thought you meant something else. | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1117 | I found the Titanic! | 1.3280 | 0.05301 | 125 | 92 | 25 | 8 |
1118 | I read somewhere that they are attracted to light. | 1.3280 | 0.04922 | 125 | 89 | 31 | 5 |
1119 | If it's not pre-Victorian you have to throw it back. | 1.3254 | 0.05265 | 126 | 93 | 25 | 8 |
1120 | I use this to fish the Hamptons. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1121 | I must be using the wrong bait. That's the third one I've caught that's way too small for my dining room. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1122 | What kind of bait are you using? | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1123 | It looks great but it's a real pain to clean. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1124 | I'll have to throw this one back. I'm still looking for a lava lamp. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1125 | Jesus! I thought they knew everything about the Titanic..... | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1126 | Matching wall sconces will be the real challenge. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1127 | I guess I shouldn't have used that electric eel as bait | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1128 | That’s got more mercury than a mackerel! | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1129 | It's too light. Throw it back. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1130 | They say this used to be Liberace's old fishin' hole! | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1131 | Middle of the Atlantic, my ass. That James Cameron is full of shit. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1132 | It’s the new Trump lure! They say it’s going to make fishing great again! | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1133 | so that's what you call, "light tackle"? | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1134 | It’s always the same when we fish above the ancient sunken city of Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1135 | He must have been a big shot; they usually use cinder blocks to sink them. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1136 | Week after week; even changing lures, and I still can't catch one for the den. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1137 | Fishing has not been the same ever since the antique store took over the bait shop. | 1.3252 | 0.05829 | 123 | 95 | 16 | 12 |
1138 | That caviar bait really works! | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1139 | All I ever catch are small night lights. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1140 | They say fish are attracted to light. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1141 | I've been trying to eat light lately. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1142 | This is not what I meant by "a little light fishing." | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1143 | It’s amazing what you can catch using light tackle. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1144 | She got all the fishing lures in the settlement. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1145 | I'm getting closer to Liberace's piano. | 1.3252 | 0.05829 | 123 | 95 | 16 | 12 |
1146 | I'm going for the 1%. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1147 | We're gonna need a bigger bucket. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1148 | I'd throw it back in, they're a pain to clean. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1149 | I'm guessing that your wife would say "That's a keeper." | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1150 | Nice. What did you use for bait? | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1151 | And what do you expect to catch with that? | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1152 | Global warming sure made fishing more interesting. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1153 | See, I told you my that electrician said they were biting today! | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1154 | Now as soon as I lower the chandelier, you toss in the worm in a tuxedo. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1155 | Eh, I’ve seen bigger | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1156 | With this quality of lighting, they must have great schools down there. | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1157 | Divorce is a funny thing, the ex-wife got my tools. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1158 | It’s always such a shame to have to throw them back. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1159 | The law is clear Walter. It it’s after 1970 you gotta throw it back. | 1.3252 | 0.05097 | 123 | 89 | 28 | 6 |
1160 | I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1161 | Finally, something I can mount. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1162 | Then she said, "You're not going anywhere until you clean the chandelier." | 1.3252 | 0.05353 | 123 | 91 | 24 | 8 |
1163 | This is where the U.S.S. Liberace sank. | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
1164 | Bait shop guy said it was a new kind of jig for black-tie bass. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1165 | Electric eels, of course! | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1166 | I just have one question - why’d you light the candles? | 1.3252 | 0.05596 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1167 | This is the last time I'll be using light tackle. | 1.3252 | 0.04965 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1168 | Cape Cod fishing has changed a lot since I was a kid... | 1.3226 | 0.05788 | 124 | 96 | 16 | 12 |
1169 | It didn't put up much of a fight, but my wife will be happy. | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1170 | These are really hard to clean. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1171 | There will be fine dining tonight. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1172 | My wife definitely isn't going to want to clean this one. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1173 | The wife's been angling for a new chandelier... | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1174 | I think I've located the Titanic | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1175 | First time I'll come home with something mom wants! | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1176 | In my day, we just used worms. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1177 | There's gotta be an easier way to clean this thing. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1178 | This is the third time I've had to toss this back. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1179 | I see you're trying your new chandelure! | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1180 | I was told to use a light bait to catch more fish. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1181 | Can't afford to keep it - no LEDs. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1182 | Wow, your Liberace lure really delivers | 1.3223 | 0.05893 | 121 | 94 | 15 | 12 |
1183 | That will complete the dining room set | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1184 | I've caught larger | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1185 | It's amazing what you find when mortgages are under water. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1186 | Yeah, but it’s going to be hell to fillet. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1187 | Phantom of the Opera has definitely closed for good. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1188 | Another Lamp, Rey? | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1189 | I started at 6 years old with a shiny lure and it grew from there. | 1.3223 | 0.05655 | 121 | 92 | 19 | 10 |
1190 | Think the phantom is still down there? | 1.3223 | 0.05893 | 121 | 94 | 15 | 12 |
1191 | I'm using light tackle | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1192 | Melania must be redecorating. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1193 | I know a guy who could mount that for you. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1194 | Climate Change and Rising Tides were never discussed at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3223 | 0.05893 | 121 | 94 | 15 | 12 |
1195 | Well Bob, looks like our old fishing hole has been gentrified. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1196 | Those new fishing jigs keep gettin' more elaborate. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1197 | I'm trying to catch a higher class of fish. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1198 | I'm hoping to catch a wife. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1199 | And what do you expect to catch with that? | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1200 | Yep, using light tackle is the way to go, Fred! | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1201 | Aye, some say there was a city called New York here, before the waters rose. | 1.3223 | 0.05775 | 121 | 93 | 17 | 11 |
1202 | First time night fishing? | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1203 | There's only one lure that will catch a Zsa Zsa fish. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1204 | We call it a Pruitt Pike. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1205 | That's the last time I use Lighting Bugs for bait | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1206 | I know it won’t work... I’m just doing it for the halibut. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1207 | Pretty sure those are catch and release only, Walt. | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1208 | And that's how I took up night fishing. | 1.3223 | 0.04869 | 121 | 86 | 31 | 4 |
1209 | Fake crystal. Throw it back. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1210 | Pre-revolutionary artifact. From the ruins at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3223 | 0.05655 | 121 | 92 | 19 | 10 |
1211 | Helps with night fishin'. | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1212 | It's nice, but we just don't have the space. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1213 | Maybe you should try a different bait. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1214 | It attracts the bottom feeders. | 1.3197 | 0.05368 | 122 | 91 | 23 | 8 |
1215 | It attracts the fish that live around Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
1216 | Lean back, I'm ready to cast. | 1.3197 | 0.05492 | 122 | 92 | 21 | 9 |
1217 | An old timer told me I'd catch a lost more fish if I used light tackle. | 1.3197 | 0.04837 | 122 | 87 | 31 | 4 |
1218 | Bob took the art of making lures to the next level. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1219 | Salt water is a great tarnish remover. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1220 | I told you that wasn't a squid. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1221 | You gotta learn to think like them. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1222 | Sure, it's expensive bait; but sometimes you gotta spend money to make money. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1223 | I've been looking for that. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1224 | I told you this pond’s been overtaken by the nouveau fish. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1225 | Unfortunately, it's not in season. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1226 | ‘Teach a man how to fish ... and his future gets brighter!’ | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1227 | It would appear you really are a coastal elite. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1228 | A real keeper. Think I'll mount it my dining room. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1229 | I want to see how a fish with good taste tastes. | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1230 | They said to use a light bait... | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1231 | This is to attract fish with more refined taste. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1232 | only 20 watts...gotta throw back. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1233 | Damn! I baited it for Early Modern! | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1234 | Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1235 | You think it's big enough to keep? | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1236 | I ran out of glow worms. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1237 | This’ll look nice mounted above those sconces I caught. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1238 | The bait shop in Southampton sold it to me. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1239 | The way I see it, I go home with something to either mount on my wall or ceiling. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1240 | I'm tired of trout, I'm going to try for an electric eel. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1241 | I think you're going to need a bigger dining room. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1242 | I’m going for the 1% that got away. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1243 | It catches loan sharks. | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1244 | That should brighten up your day | 1.3193 | 0.04764 | 119 | 84 | 32 | 3 |
1245 | It's a twelve light, two tier...you have to throw it back. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1246 | It's the light that attracts them. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1247 | Puts pollution in a whole new light, doesn't it? | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1248 | Nothing anybody catches could hold a candle to this. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1249 | There is the legend of a fish known as Liberace. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1250 | Was Liberace buried at sea? | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1251 | It really ties the lake together, don't you think? | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1252 | They call it a "chanda-lure." | 1.3193 | 0.05715 | 119 | 91 | 18 | 10 |
1253 | Their mortgage must have been underwater. | 1.3193 | 0.05589 | 119 | 90 | 20 | 9 |
1254 | Maybe I can catch a lamprey with this thing. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1255 | My wife's never going to believe this one. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1256 | At this time of day, you can really catch the light. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1257 | So much for fresh tuna Niçoise salad ... we’ll have to settle for Waldorf tonight. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1258 | I think I ruined the Under the Sea prom night again. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1259 | Scoff all you want, the White House has been luring bottom feeders with an oval office desk lamp for over a year now. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1260 | Give a man a chandelier... | 1.3167 | 0.05549 | 120 | 91 | 20 | 9 |
1261 | I'm telling you, Carl, catfish is a bottom feeder. They'll never go for something that fancy. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1262 | This one's good for attracting bottom feeders | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1263 | I use this bait for high-end swimsuit models. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1264 | It must must be light tackle you're using. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1265 | It's big but it didn't put up much of a fight. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1266 | I could tell by its weight it wasn't a granite countertop. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1267 | Damn, I hate that catch-and-release rule. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1268 | Release? | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1269 | It bobs pretty well, actually. | 1.3162 | 0.04802 | 117 | 83 | 31 | 3 |
1270 | I think I'll throw this one back, I just don't have time to clean it. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1271 | Lights out, the best catch I've had all season. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1272 | If you want to catch the Liberace-fish, this works great. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1273 | So the old stories about an abandoned Trump property are true! | 1.3162 | 0.05777 | 117 | 90 | 17 | 10 |
1274 | This is nothing. You should have seen the stadium light that got away last week. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1275 | The trick is to use only real Swarovski crystal. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1276 | Now if I caught an electric eel, I'd be in business. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1277 | The rich widows are really biting today. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
1278 | I'm trying a new fishing rig; it's called a chandalure. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1279 | Damn. These are hell to clean. | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1280 | You see why they call it Lake Versailles? | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1281 | I can't wait to see the stemware. | 1.3162 | 0.05777 | 117 | 90 | 17 | 10 |
1282 | Nice size, but what a pain to clean! | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
1283 | Looks like we'll be having something light for dinner. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1284 | It's the rare Liberace fish. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1285 | Honestly, the trick is just keeping it lit | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1286 | Told you, when you come out this early you catch the light. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1287 | I know it looks heavy, but it's pretty light. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1288 | Casting just takes practice, the real trick is keeping it lit. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1289 | Now I understand, when you said, let's do some light fishing off the dock. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1290 | Shoot, I think it swallowed the hook. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1291 | It won’t put food on the table, but at least now I have something to put above it. | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
1292 | You're not catching anything with that, you need a sconce in these waters. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1293 | You could have just borrowed some of my worms. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1294 | I don't believe it! It looks exactly like the one I caught and threw back last week. | 1.3162 | 0.05777 | 117 | 90 | 17 | 10 |
1295 | You don't just say "bad idea" to your fairy godmother | 1.3162 | 0.05648 | 117 | 89 | 19 | 9 |
1296 | I'm gonna' catch me an oligarch. | 1.3162 | 0.06027 | 117 | 92 | 13 | 12 |
1297 | Liberace sleeps with the fishes. | 1.3162 | 0.05777 | 117 | 90 | 17 | 10 |
1298 | I guess fish need a chandelier about as much as they need a bicycle. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1299 | You can fish for bluefin if you want; I prefer black tie. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1300 | I’m really just fishing for compliments. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1301 | It’s the old bait and switch again. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1302 | What kind of bait are you using? | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1303 | Must have been one hell of a party! | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1304 | I'm not fishing. I'm helping Aquaman redecorate. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1305 | I don’t get this bait and switch thing | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1306 | Huh. I had it baited for a desk lamp. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1307 | Let is sink to the bottom, Larry. Maybe you'll catch a Trump. | 1.3130 | 0.05970 | 115 | 90 | 14 | 11 |
1308 | This is the third one this week. I've really got to change the bait I'm using. | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1309 | if only they had seen the iceberg | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1310 | Wow. Charlie does have good taste. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1311 | I find that I catch a better class of fish. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1312 | I know they're attracted to the light, but.. don't you think it's a bit much? | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1313 | Ya’ know, thats not how you catch caviar. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1314 | Well, not Hoffa. But maybe Liberace. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1315 | Looks like they had another shabby chic wedding upstream. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1316 | The tackle shop pulled a bait and light switch. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1317 | I was really pulling for a ceiling fan. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1318 | Four hours without a nibble. Time to go for Baroque. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1319 | I remember when life was simpler. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1320 | She said no fishing until the chandelier was cleaned | 1.3130 | 0.05841 | 115 | 89 | 16 | 10 |
1321 | She’s a real beaut, Don, but you’ll have to throw it back. You know light fixtures are protected. | 1.3130 | 0.04681 | 115 | 81 | 32 | 2 |
1322 | The secret is using caviar as bait. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1323 | Is this the right lure for beluga caviar? | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1324 | That’s great. But it’s not as nice as the lava lamp I caught last week. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1325 | Last week I caught a Lantern Fish. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1326 | If that isn't over the limit I don't know what is. | 1.3130 | 0.05841 | 115 | 89 | 16 | 10 |
1327 | I'm done with catfish. Time to catch me a trophy wife. | 1.3130 | 0.05970 | 115 | 90 | 14 | 11 |
1328 | Excuse me, do you have a light? | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1329 | I thought you said these waters were crystal clean | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1330 | Yours always has to be bigger than mine. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1331 | You're right, New Orleans was here at one time. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1332 | There once was a man who fished from a pier... | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1333 | My other lure just baroque. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1334 | Nice find. Our whole dining room is from Pier 1. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1335 | I'm trying to catch an heiress. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1336 | I guess we’re going to have to dress up for dinner. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1337 | Most people don't realize the Titanic sank this close to shore. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1338 | I was hoping for a lantern fish, but this will work well in the dining room. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1339 | Up for a light dinner, then? | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1340 | It's large enough to keep. If it only has six candles, you have to throw it back. | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1341 | Takes awhile, but it's cheaper than hiring a decorator. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1342 | I'm afraid that this is catch and release crystal. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1343 | It's not quite Mid-Century yet, so I think you have to release it back. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1344 | I told you winning the lottery wouldn’t change me. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1345 | It works great for night fishing, casting is an issue though. | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
1346 | Next time, we're getting flood insurance. | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1347 | One day I just asked myself, do you want to eat or do you want to eat well? | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1348 | If it says "HMS Titanic" it's worth something. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1349 | Not only do the fish taste good, they also have good taste. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1350 | As a matter of fact, I am fishing for compliments. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1351 | To make it onto Antiques Roadshow, I need a good provenance story. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
1352 | Don’t worry about it. They all have a few mutations these days. | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
1353 | Actually, I was hoping for a sturgeon. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1354 | I was using light tackle. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1355 | I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. | 1.3125 | 0.06218 | 112 | 89 | 11 | 12 |
1356 | We should fish in the Hamptons more often. | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1357 | Uh, care to illuminate me? | 1.3103 | 0.05395 | 116 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1358 | Damned rising sea levels. Add it to the pile. | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
1359 | If it's not 100 lumens, you have to throw it back. | 1.3103 | 0.04807 | 116 | 83 | 30 | 3 |
1360 | I find the fish enjoy a little extra ambiance. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1361 | Bill, get the Titanic memorial museum on the line. They're never going to believe this. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1362 | Were you hoping for a lamprey? | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1363 | Glad you like it- I'm fishing for compliments. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1364 | Got it at TrumpLures.com. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1365 | this is the only reason my wife lets me go fishing | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1366 | I guess there must be some truth to the rumors about this being where the Titanic went down. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1367 | Quite a lure ya got there, Donny. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1368 | Well, you could say it was Waterford. I’ll back you up. | 1.3097 | 0.04882 | 113 | 81 | 29 | 3 |
1369 | My grandfather taught me this method of catching electric eels. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1370 | No wiseacre, I did not use a lightbulb for bait. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1371 | And my wife says fishing is a waste of time. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1372 | That will be great for dinner. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1373 | Bummer. We have to fish the one lake that’s catch and release. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1374 | I'm calling it the Chandelure. | 1.3097 | 0.05907 | 113 | 88 | 15 | 10 |
1375 | I'm throwing this back and try again for something a bit more modern. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1376 | They always fall for the bait-and-light-switch. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1377 | Before global warming, this was called Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1378 | This particular lure is designed to attract center hall colonials. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1379 | Who says fishing isn't enlightening? | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1380 | Of course it would have to be paired with the right wine. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1381 | I think it has something to do with the electric eels I use for bait. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1382 | I think I just found the Titanic | 1.3097 | 0.05907 | 113 | 88 | 15 | 10 |
1383 | So my wife said, either the chandelier goes or I go. It was a win-win. | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1384 | It’s a Trump brand lure for swamp fishing; you have to stock the swamp for the best fishing. Make American Fishing Important Again. #MAFIA | 1.3097 | 0.06039 | 113 | 89 | 13 | 11 |
1385 | For king crab it's all about the ambience. | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1386 | I gotta throw it back - it would look hideous with our drapes. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1387 | I don't think that's going to be easy to clean. | 1.3097 | 0.05195 | 113 | 83 | 25 | 5 |
1388 | You should have seen the crystal neoclassical candelabra that got away. | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1389 | I never knew where Pier1 Imports got it's name. | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1390 | Thank God! I promised my wife a candle light dinner! | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1391 | This is what I use to attract the lanternfish. | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
1392 | This way my wife can't complain that my fish have 'bad taste' | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1393 | I hear they like shiny things... | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1394 | Mueller doesn't know how to bait him | 1.3097 | 0.05772 | 113 | 87 | 17 | 9 |
1395 | I told you not to use that electric eel as bait! | 1.3097 | 0.05633 | 113 | 86 | 19 | 8 |
1396 | I read that fish are attracted to light | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1397 | This one's going over the mantle. | 1.3097 | 0.05907 | 113 | 88 | 15 | 10 |
1398 | Wow... and all I caught were a couple little sconces. | 1.3097 | 0.05345 | 113 | 84 | 23 | 6 |
1399 | You always have to get the fancy bait. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1400 | Dude, that new lure is off the hook. | 1.3097 | 0.05491 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1401 | Mermaid lure. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1402 | I'll set the mood, you reel them in. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
1403 | So, what's the plan if it works? | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
1404 | Rats! Swarovski's are on the endangered list, I'll have to throw this one back. | 1.3070 | 0.05449 | 114 | 86 | 21 | 7 |
1405 | Been antiquing long? | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1406 | I guess Mar A Lago finally fell to the sea. | 1.3070 | 0.05590 | 114 | 87 | 19 | 8 |
1407 | It's just a fluke. | 1.3070 | 0.05861 | 114 | 89 | 15 | 10 |
1408 | Why just lure when you can allure? | 1.3070 | 0.05861 | 114 | 89 | 15 | 10 |
1409 | You're only going to attract electric eels with that as bait. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1410 | Too bad it's a "catch-and-release" area. | 1.3070 | 0.05004 | 114 | 83 | 27 | 4 |
1411 | Gentrification is real, son. | 1.3070 | 0.05727 | 114 | 88 | 17 | 9 |
1412 | There's gonna be one very annoyed merman down there... | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1413 | Here's the bright side to dumping. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
1414 | You know whats better than one hook? 50 hooks. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1415 | They say the state record Large-mouth Interior Decorator was caught right on this dock. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1416 | I'm looking for tuna with good taste. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1417 | I guess this is why you shouldn't use caviar for bait. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1418 | Damn! Another remodel over at the EPA offices | 1.3063 | 0.06243 | 111 | 89 | 10 | 12 |
1419 | Electric eel. Why, what are you fishing for? | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1420 | The Guy at the Bait shop promised that this lure would attract the classier fish. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1421 | Looks like we're having a light supper. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1422 | The hardest part was finding a tackle box to fit it | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1423 | Lately I've been fishing for things that are more sustainable | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1424 | I told you this neighborhood was gentrifying. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1425 | Yeah, it's a good size one, but these are really a pain to clean. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1426 | This particular lure is from the Victorian era. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1427 | I already have my limit of these | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1428 | Too light. Better throw it back. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1429 | I'll have to throw it back. Eight light bulbs exceed the daily limit. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1430 | Can I borrow your bait? I promised my wife a new sink. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1431 | My wife got the lures in the divorce. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1432 | My wife said I have to help out around the house more. I told her I clean the chandelier. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1433 | What is the daily limit on chandeliers? | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
1434 | I'm starting to resent my fairy godmother. | 1.3063 | 0.05975 | 111 | 87 | 14 | 10 |
1435 | You'll have to be more patient if you want to catch a floor lamp. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1436 | Are you going to mount it? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1437 | This is why I love fishing on Titanic Lake! | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1438 | It is amazing what you dredge up from the Trump Era of decadence and deception | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1439 | Wow! Rich folks really don't believe in recycling. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1440 | If you want to catch the big fish, you have to use the right bait. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1441 | Dang. I was hoping to catch something I could mount on the wall. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1442 | As a lure, it's really better for night fishing. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1443 | Worked for my trophy Wife | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1444 | It's the new Martha Stewart rod and reel. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1445 | NY gentrification has hit the docks!! | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1446 | You really can't find crystal like this in stores anymore. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1447 | I've decided it must be too dark for the fish to see my bait. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1448 | Let's see my wife overcook this one. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1449 | This is nothing; you should’ve seen what I caught with the disco ball. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
1450 | This is what happens when you fish where Miami Beach used to be. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1451 | The book on pier-fishing said "use light tackle." | 1.3063 | 0.05975 | 111 | 87 | 14 | 10 |
1452 | I hate this chandelier. Told the wife I was going fishing. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1453 | This one’s for city fish: they can’t resist the lure of the bright lights. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1454 | I get all my home decor at Pier 1. | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1455 | You know, Hank, I think that fly-tying manual you bought online might have been a Russian hoax. | 1.3063 | 0.05975 | 111 | 87 | 14 | 10 |
1456 | These Titanic artifacts are getting really annoying. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1457 | It's not big enough...you want it? | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1458 | Titanic catch, Jeff. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1459 | So much for "Drain the swamp" | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1460 | You'd think I could make light of this. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1461 | A step up from lamprey for sure. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1462 | I think I should have brought the Calder instead. | 1.3036 | 0.05790 | 112 | 87 | 16 | 9 |
1463 | I guess they're having a ball. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1464 | So THAT'S what my wife did with the birthday gift I gave her last year. | 1.3034 | 0.06667 | 89 | 70 | 11 | 8 |
1465 | My wife says the money has changed me, but I don't see it. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1466 | Mama hated that thing. Now we know what she did with it. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1467 | I used bait-and-switch. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1468 | It's bait and switch, | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1469 | Liberace used to fish here. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1470 | I told you we'd have better luck if we left the Hudson. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1471 | The Baccarat are biting. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1472 | Just because it's alluring doesn't mean it's a lure. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1473 | Ahhh, the codfish ball must be here tonight. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1474 | They’re not that hard to catch, but they’re really tough to clean. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1475 | "I'm going for a Liberace". | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
1476 | Let's see if this will attract a king salmon. | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
1477 | Wait’ll you see the fish. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1478 | This happens every time Antiques Roadshow comes through. | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1479 | The fish are so much more demanding these days. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1480 | She's gonna be hard to clean | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1481 | Whatever you catch with that, you can keep. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1482 | Now for the finishing touch on my underwater palace... | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1483 | This should make for a very illuminating fish story. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1484 | There's got to be a better way to clean one of these. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1485 | I only use it when I'm in the mood for some light fishing. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1486 | I'm starting to see fishing in a whole new light. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1487 | Hoping to catch an electric eel? | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1488 | Ambiance is just as important as choosing the right bait. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1489 | I thought you said this water was crystal clear? | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
1490 | I guess we’re over the Upper East Side. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1491 | I was hoping for the curio cabinet. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1492 | I told you there are all kinds of great catches at Pier One. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1493 | It's a Sicilian message. It means Liberace sleeps with the fishes. | 1.3028 | 0.06044 | 109 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
1494 | Nice chandelure | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1495 | Probably time for a different lure. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1496 | This is when Catch and Release comes in handy. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1497 | At least you're bringing something home for dinner. | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1498 | Trolling for Trump? | 1.3028 | 0.06319 | 109 | 88 | 9 | 12 |
1499 | And just this morning my wife said she preferred yard sales over going fishing. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1500 | The Titanic? | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1501 | So, yeah, I'm fishing for a mermaid. One with real class. | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1502 | Well, I wanted a Tuna with good taste | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
1503 | First time fishing for candle fish? | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1504 | I think of myself as Ernest Hemingway meets F. Scott Fitzgerald. | 1.3028 | 0.05902 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
1505 | The bait shop was closed. | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1506 | Nice catch, but I hear the're a bitch to clean+ | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1507 | The seas have risen. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1508 | And they say antiquing is not a sport | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1509 | Elegant, but the cement block had a nice simplicity | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1510 | Amazon will deliver just about anywhere these days. | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1511 | It's great for catching largemouth socialites | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1512 | When I said: "I wish we'd brought more Lite," I was talkin' about the beer.... | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1513 | Fur Father’s Day, I told my youngin’s I wanted a fishin’ pole with a’lure. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1514 | Tiffany 38, I think that is a keeper | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1515 | The Tiffanies aren't running. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1516 | In fishing for a middle aged mermaid with a rent controlled pre war apartment on the upper East side. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1517 | I told you, we’ve got to start fishing upstream from Mar-a-Lago. | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1518 | This'll look great over the mantle. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1519 | I'm done with casual fishing... | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1520 | Fried in oil, anything tastes good. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1521 | Last week I caught a grand piano. It put up quite a fight. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1522 | First time I reached the daily limit on one cast. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1523 | Joey, I'm taking bait and switch to a whole new level | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1524 | It's expensive, but Bait by Tiffany's is still the best. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1525 | "What are you hoping to catch down there, Liberace? | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1526 | I just think it's more sporting to use light tackle | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1527 | It was getting dusty. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1528 | Catch something you fancy? | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1529 | If this doesn't impress them, nothing will. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1530 | I was hoping for something I could mount on the wall. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1531 | I told you, with rising sea levels, fishing will only get better. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1532 | You're gonna need a bigger dining set. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1533 | Yea, I heard fish love bright lures. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1534 | Looks like our environmental remedies are working. Last year I could only catch old shoes and discarded tires. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1535 | The trick is to wine and dine them. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1536 | Well, it's a Monday afternoon, got off work early, thought I'd do a little light fishin'. | 1.3019 | 0.06168 | 106 | 84 | 12 | 10 |
1537 | Too small, gonna throw it back. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1538 | When I ordered "light tackle" online I wasn't expecting this. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1539 | It helps attract fish from finishing schools. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1540 | Looks like the fish are gentrifying. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1541 | Definitely more cumbersome to cast, but the fish absolutely LOVE it. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1542 | Uh-oh. Some cabinet secretary's clearly trying to hide the evidence. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1543 | Now all we need is a table, chairs, and some food. | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1544 | Bait? I use foie gras. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1545 | I shouldn’t have thrown the candelabra back. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1546 | It's my new lure. If if worked for Liberace, why not for me? | 1.3019 | 0.05869 | 106 | 82 | 16 | 8 |
1547 | Now we can fish after dusk. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1548 | I guess this is one of those bait and switch situations | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1549 | Throw it back. I prefer something more modern. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1550 | This is how you catch the one percent. | 1.3019 | 0.06020 | 106 | 83 | 14 | 9 |
1551 | I told you not to bait with caviar. | 1.3019 | 0.06168 | 106 | 84 | 12 | 10 |
1552 | At least the Mrs. will be happy! | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1553 | I told you I felt a light tug! | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1554 | Not even a nibble. I'm going back to night crawlers. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1555 | Looks like it is from the Titanic. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1556 | I bought my lures at an Estate sale. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1557 | Throw it back, Earl. That's for illuminating the mysteries of the deep. | 1.3000 | 0.05711 | 110 | 85 | 17 | 8 |
1558 | Trust me; I've seen that Disney movie a hundred times. Mermaids love this stuff. | 1.3000 | 0.05563 | 110 | 84 | 19 | 7 |
1559 | Not exactly what I meant when I said to use a shiner | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1560 | I’m using a yellow 6ft extension cord leader with a 25 watt pulsating chartreuse “big shock” lure | 1.2991 | 0.05970 | 107 | 84 | 14 | 9 |
1561 | Oh yeah...We used to call this New Orleans! | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1562 | It’s a good lure for a certain class of fish | 1.2991 | 0.05970 | 107 | 84 | 14 | 9 |
1563 | Sure, but your mortgage is still underwater. | 1.2991 | 0.06116 | 107 | 85 | 12 | 10 |
1564 | My bait? A 10 carat zircon. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1565 | It's no wonder the state increased the hunting and fishing license fees. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1566 | It's how you catch a Liberace fish. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1567 | Perfect for a light lunch. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1568 | That only works at night. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1569 | I guess I shouldn't have used a glow worm as bait. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1570 | Say hello to my chande-lure | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1571 | Damn, looks like we've hooked into another underwater mortgage. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1572 | My wife said it needed cleaning and I just couldn’t resist. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1573 | The guy at the sports shop said its good for catching mermaids, or trophy wives. | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1574 | I saw somewhere that mermaids love shiny objects. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1575 | Doing some light fishing today? | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1576 | I used a switch as bait. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1577 | Not another one. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1578 | Wait... that's not the chandelier I put on my hook this morning. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1579 | Atlantis was much more formal then I envisioned | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1580 | I don't know what I'll catch with it, but I bet it'll be classy. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1581 | Tell Dale to bring the good china for the fish fry. | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1582 | You'll have to toss it back; it's three lights short of legal. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1583 | I'm after lamprey. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1584 | Catch is light today, eh? | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1585 | This lure was on sale....I couldn't say no | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1586 | De-cluttering can go too far. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1587 | They sent me this lure after I renewed my magazine subscription. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1588 | They're having a ball down there. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1589 | I was fishing for compliments but this will have to do. | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1590 | It got my worm. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1591 | Whaddya use for bait? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1592 | That puts fishing in a whole new light. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1593 | I gotta throw it back, my license is only for lamps. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1594 | Lat week, I caught a toaster oven. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1595 | You know how hard it is to clean these things? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1596 | But for the seaweed I would say Baroque. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1597 | This gentrification's gone too far. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1598 | Well, Al, I’d never a thought that global warming would take Mar-a-Lago first” | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1599 | Another one? | 1.2981 | 0.06092 | 104 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
1600 | Only 12 arms. Gotta throw that little feller back. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1601 | Nobody mentions the upside of pollution | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1602 | I'm trying to catch a rich widow | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1603 | Well, it like we're having a light dinner tonight. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1604 | Too bad it's only catch and release here. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1605 | Not one bite. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1606 | Well, my wife did say to catch something for dinner tonight. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1607 | No more glow worms for bait. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1608 | I was hoping for something in more of a Venetian neoclassical motif. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1609 | Well.... this just lit up my day!! | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1610 | Well, you can put that Over the dining room table... | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1611 | It was love at first light but then she got away. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1612 | It’s to catch the lamp prey | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1613 | I learned to distract them with shiny objects in DC. Since then I’ve taken it up a notch. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1614 | What kind of wattage are you using there for bait ? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1615 | I'm telling you, this is how you catch the big one | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1616 | Trying to land a mansion. Why do you ask? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1617 | I'm going for lampfish. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1618 | "I don't care how badly your wife would want it, Dave. The sign said 'catch and release only'. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1619 | I'm looking to attract a high class of fish. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1620 | Well, you said we wanted to sell to more upscale restaurants. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1621 | The East River just got a lot more classy | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1622 | I'm hoping to attract a higher class of fish. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1623 | Thank goodness it wasn't plugged in! | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1624 | You're gonna need a bigger cooler. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1625 | Harry said he was underwater on his mortgage but I had no idea. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1626 | On the other hand, it'll still look good in my trophy room. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1627 | Too bad it's catch & release. That'd look great above the bass | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1628 | After I clean the seaweed off, I'm going to tell my wife I got it for our anniversary. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
1629 | How the heck do you clean that? | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1630 | Throw it back, they are not LEDs! | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1631 | Forget market price, what's the going rate at Sotheby's? | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1632 | You need the right lure if you want caviar. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1633 | I’m gonna need a bigger ballroom. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1634 | It's definitely Louis IV. | 1.2952 | 0.05730 | 105 | 81 | 17 | 7 |
1635 | She got the house. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1636 | Whatcha usin’, caviar? | 1.2952 | 0.06041 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
1637 | Chandelier? The clerk said it was a chandelure. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1638 | Your mother said I can keep all of my fishing garbage in the divorce. I think I found a loophole. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1639 | I hate these fancy lures. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | Great! We'll have it at dinner tonight. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | I'll mount this one in the foyer. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1642 | Unconventional, perhaps, but it’s great bait for catching electric eels... | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1643 | I can’t figure it. Rococo usually won’t bite minnows. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1644 | It was a beautiful renovation. Shame it put them underwater on the mortgage. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1645 | I was going for recessed, but they’re considerably more reclusive. | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
1646 | I call this my 'chandelure.' | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1647 | What are you trying to catch, a dauphin? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1648 | Now what bait should I use for the sconces? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1649 | Some fish in Manhattan live very well. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1650 | I always buy my gear at Pier One. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1651 | Gad, 'Phantom' is hard to avoid. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1652 | The trick is to add a bit of glitter to your lure. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1653 | You go ahead and use your floor lamps. I just think crystal is more attractive in this light | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1654 | Who'd believe this fish story? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1655 | I'm throwing it back . I want to catch something more contemporary . | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1656 | I blame it on climate change. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1657 | So that’s where all those points of light went. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1658 | I’ll bite: What kind of bait are you using? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1659 | These are ok--it's the sconces that are overfished. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1660 | ...and when I pipe in some Mozart it really attracts the best caviar. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1661 | OK fish. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm switching to my lucky Tiffany. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1662 | I'm going home if I pull up what's left of Leonardo DiCaprio. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1663 | Mostly foyers, but I snagged a ballroom once. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1664 | These are uptown pier fish. What would you expect? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1665 | In murky waters, you wanna make sure they see your bait. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1666 | How they gonna see MY bait now ??? | 1.2941 | 0.06167 | 102 | 81 | 12 | 9 |
1667 | I was hoping for a Tiffany | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1668 | I'm trolling for lampreys. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1669 | Careful. That might attract an interior designer. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1670 | I knew it was a mistake to use glow worms. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1671 | This is sushi-grade on the Upper East Side. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1672 | The housing market has really sunk | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1673 | A chandelier as bait? What, you're too good for the working fish? | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1674 | I used a gloworm | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1675 | Is it just me, or are some schools more well-funded than others? | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1676 | Liberace owned a beach house down the shore before the hurricane | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1677 | See? Ten-pound test is plenty. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1678 | Oy, not another candelabra! | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1679 | I can hang it in the den above the marlin. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1680 | Give a man a chandelier, he'll have light for a day. Teach a man to fish with a chandelier and ...... | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1681 | I hear mermaids go for this kind of thing. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1682 | They'll be waltzing our way any minute now. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1683 | I once caught Liberace using this lure. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1684 | It's the garbage that washes downstream from Silicon Valley. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1685 | Mar a Lago in the year 2050. | 1.2941 | 0.06167 | 102 | 81 | 12 | 9 |
1686 | Nah, I used glow worms. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1687 | Quality lures. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1688 | Well the obvious question is...did Liberace have a yacht? | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1689 | Think I'm going to switch back to worms. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1690 | If there's another fish in this sea, I haven't found her. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1691 | Hey, I've got a bright idea! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1692 | Wow. I thought Liberace Lake was just a name. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1693 | Next I’m going for the dining room set. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1694 | The man said this'll lure a better class of fish . . . | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1695 | "Oh, that's right. D.C. is down there somewhere". | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1696 | At least it wasn't anther kitchen sink. | 1.2941 | 0.04743 | 102 | 73 | 28 | 1 |
1697 | I think the light was scaring the fish away. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1698 | You should see what we have hung over the dining table. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1699 | Ohhhh, so this is what they meant by trickle-down. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1700 | I knew that caviar would pay off eventually. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1701 | I'm trying to catch yuppies. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1702 | Laugh all you want. Last weekend, I caught six electric eels with this lure. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1703 | That bait works better on 5th Avenue. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1704 | I call this the 'Chande-lure'. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1705 | This is why dad never took you fishing. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1706 | Now son, this is how we catch a Trump. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
1707 | I heard there was a strong current at this point. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1708 | Well, looks like we are having a light lunch. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1709 | I prefer to illuminate, and release. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1710 | The worst day fishing is better than the best day redecorating. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1711 | How the heck do I cast this? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1712 | The chap at the bait store told me that the chandelure would shed a whole new light on the subject. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1713 | She said I have to clean this before her parents arrive. | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1714 | That would be a good one for a caption contest. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
1715 | They say the candlefish are running. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1716 | Does catch and release apply here? | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1717 | Another chandelier. Should've brought a bigger bucket. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1718 | You certainly have expensive taste in seafood. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1719 | The guide told me to use a light lure. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1720 | This is the classic lure for the rare Liberace fish. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1721 | The fact that those candles are lit says a lot about the condition of the river water. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1722 | I find that a little candlelight and romance goes a long way to get the fish to bite. | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1723 | It’s a keeper, call e-bay | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1724 | I'm going to have it stuffed and hang it in the den. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1725 | It's my new strategy. The bigger the lure, the bigger the catch. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
1726 | It’s a shame Baroque’s not in season. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1727 | These are always so hard to clean. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1728 | Well, son. I don’t know how you did it but you millennials have finally managed to ruin fishing. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1729 | Nah, Carol won't want to clean it so I'm going to throw it back. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1730 | The Hamptons is still the Hamptons. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1731 | I read it's easiest to catch fish in direct overhead light. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1732 | I'm fixin' to catch me a hedge fund whale. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1733 | Alright, only one futon and an ottoman left and Sarah will have the living room she's always dreamed of. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1734 | Lets see if the yuppies will bite today! | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1735 | This will inspire me to write my novel, The Old Man and the Chandelier. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
1736 | At least it's not plastic. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1737 | Lucky cast! It's from the men's room at Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
1738 | The hard part is keeping the candles lit until the mermaids notice. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1739 | And she said fishing was a waste of time. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1740 | At least it's not plastic. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1741 | Good timing, we just started redecorating. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1742 | They order it..I send it down..no questions asked. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1743 | The disco ball hasn't been working so I thought I would try this. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1744 | Still trying to catch that uptown mermaid?? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1745 | I hooked a bigger one once. Fought like hell, but it got away. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1746 | I guess global warming did affect Mar-a-ago after all. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1747 | Hand me the waterproof matches, will ya? | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1748 | Don't fish for the fish you catch. Fish for the fish you want to catch. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1749 | Oh, I thought you said 'fathom of the opera'. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1750 | That's what happens when you use light tackle! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1751 | What's the catch? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1752 | I think you've been watching too much Little Mermaid. | 1.2871 | 0.05859 | 101 | 79 | 15 | 7 |
1753 | I think I'll mount this on the ceiling instead of the wall above the fireplace. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1754 | "I don't know if it's in season, and it might be too light. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1755 | Must be the elusive candelabra fish. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1756 | It didn't look this big on line, just said NEW HIGH DESIGN SPINNER. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
1757 | I think you'll have better luck with a woolly bugger. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1758 | Only eight candles -- I'll have to throw it back. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1759 | Just when I thought we got rid of Crystal. | 1.2871 | 0.06188 | 101 | 81 | 11 | 9 |
1760 | Well, I guess the ocean really is rising. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1761 | Fishing for Liberace | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1762 | Dang Titanic stuff again. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1763 | The divorce settlement gives me all the fishing gear. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1764 | We'll see...but I'm figuring these city fish have a more sophisticated palate. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1765 | Yer fishin' too deep..the schools of LEDs are closer to the surface | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1766 | Buddy, look. It'll match the other one in the cabin. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1767 | How 'bout our fishing shack? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1768 | Looks like we’ve stumbled upon a charm school | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1769 | When is the next "Antiques Road Show" ? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1770 | Son....We’re fishing for yuppies-not guppies. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1771 | My wife complains I've become a real fixture down here. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1772 | I guess that's why they call it "light tackle." | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1773 | No, what I said was be sure to bring your shad lure. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1774 | The sales pitch was so classy that I bought it hook, line , and sinker | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1775 | It attracts a higher class of fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1776 | Thought I'd try and attract an electric eel. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1777 | I know it's weird but there is nothing better for lampreys. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1778 | For bait I used a 60 watt clear flame-tip bulb. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1779 | Apparently the Trump Atlantis went under, too. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1780 | It’s from my house. It’s been under water since 2009. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1781 | Don't look at me that way. I just ran out of fishing hooks. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1782 | This one's only early eighteenth century; I'll have to release it. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1783 | I guess I gotta stop using light tackle. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1784 | It ain’t been the same here since Phantom of the Opera. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1785 | First you have to set the scene. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
1786 | Throw it back, its too light" | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1787 | I told you the pond was OverStocked. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1788 | Is that a chandelure? | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1789 | I caught another Liberace. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1790 | We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1791 | Why not? It's how I caught the barracuda I married. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1792 | Told you the the marine life here was rich. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1793 | I can't help but notice that you're still using worms. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1794 | Are they renovating Atlantis again? | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1795 | They told me at the bait shop, the shinier the better. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1796 | Catch and re-decorate? | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1797 | I wonder what they're having for dinner | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1798 | If you want a kingfish, you have to use the right lure. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1799 | I like to use allure. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1800 | The king fish love it. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1801 | I’ll have to throw this one back. It’s a little light. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1802 | Makes you wonder if there might be a piano down there as well. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1803 | I don't see how this will match with the boot or the tire. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1804 | I’m telling you, it’s the only way to catch a Liberace Fish! | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1805 | The trick is to keep them lit | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1806 | You said if I caught it you'd clean it. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1807 | Believe me, it's dark down there and light attracts fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1808 | Ah, I think we may have located the Titantic.... | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
1809 | I gotta throw this one back .. it's too light. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
1810 | I hate cleaning these things. | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1811 | Live chandeliers work better | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
1812 | I told you glow worms were a dumb idea. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
1813 | It attracts a much higher class of fish. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
1814 | Yes, for a mermaid, but a mermaid with taste. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
1815 | Why, how do you clean yours? | 1.2843 | 0.05808 | 102 | 80 | 15 | 7 |
1816 | I guess you win the bet on who catches the first candelabra. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
1817 | Whoever lost this was probably fishing for a lamprey. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
1818 | And this is why I love fishing near Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
1819 | Yeah, just about under here there used to be a fancy place called Mar-a-Lago. | 1.2828 | 0.06098 | 99 | 79 | 12 | 8 |
1820 | I think someone's mortgage may be under water. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1821 | Our fishing expedition may shed some light on our case. | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
1822 | Cambridge Analytica phishing trip. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1823 | It's bait for the wealthy. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1824 | I'm not sure I want to reel in the fish that bites on this. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1825 | Reeling in luxury. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1826 | It's a keeper. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
1827 | I think that puts you over the limit. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1828 | The ocean's garbage patch is raising its game! | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
1829 | I bought the lures at Home Depot. | 1.2828 | 0.05927 | 99 | 78 | 14 | 7 |
1830 | They said the fluorescent lure would catch anything. I thought it was just marketing. Who knew? | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
1831 | Two days ago, from this same pier, I caught a Liberace impersonator. | 1.2812 | 0.06404 | 96 | 78 | 9 | 9 |
1832 | I'm glad I didn't invest in waterfront property. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1833 | I'm thinking "Bait and Switch" | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1834 | Trump Junk | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1835 | Shoot! I was trying for a Lantern fish | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1836 | Since Pruit joined the E.P.A., you've gotta use brighter lures. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1837 | we should drain the other swamp | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
1838 | How do you like my chandelure? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1839 | The key to catching a kingfish is to use the proper lure. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1840 | Can I use some of your bait? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1841 | Climate change has hit Mar-a-Lago | 1.2812 | 0.06404 | 96 | 78 | 9 | 9 |
1842 | Well, it worked with the Lantern Fish so I thought I would give this a try..... | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1843 | Didn’t I see that in the Titanic? | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1844 | There must be an electric eel somewhere down there. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1845 | We’ll have to hang that up. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1846 | It makes for some fine dining if you're willing to spend three hours cleaning it. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1847 | Everyone says they're attracted to shiny objects...... | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1848 | Throw it back. We want Tiffany lamps only. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1849 | It attracts bass, trout, and estate sale shoppers. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1850 | This whole "glamping" this has really gone too far. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1851 | You should've seen the armoire that got away. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1852 | I get a lot of 1%ers. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1853 | Wow! That's gotta be a 20 bulber! | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1854 | Throw it back. It's got coral reef potential. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1855 | I got it on Kickstarter, it's called a Chanda-lure. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1856 | They're under sized bulbs you have to throw it back | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1857 | Follow me, and I will make you fishers of women. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1858 | Just the thing to highlight my collection of old tires. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1859 | I should’ve stuck with glow worms. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1860 | I did hear the lochness monster was re-decorating. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1861 | Oh this? Just tryin' to lure the biggest fish with an awful taste in home decor. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
1862 | That's the last time I use a chanda-lure. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1863 | This might sound crazy, but I almost don't want to get it wet. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1864 | I was hoping for Swarovski. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1865 | I think she’s a keeper. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1866 | Not again. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
1867 | She got all my fishing gear in the divorce, and all I got was this stupid candelabra. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1868 | It's the latest from Trump Bait and Tackle. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
1869 | The Trump empire must definitely be under water. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1870 | I don't think chandelier lures are supposed to be that literal. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
1871 | I was hoping for something less ornate. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1872 | Yeah--just my luck. Another chandelier. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
1873 | I told the bait guy I wanted something flashy. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1874 | Well, maybe you wouldn't have snagged it for the third time if you didn't keep throwing it back, Carl. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
1875 | Nope, it's not a fluke, Ted - I used an electric eel for bait! | 1.2812 | 0.06231 | 96 | 77 | 11 | 8 |
1876 | The fish here are really picky about ambiance. | 1.2800 | 0.06208 | 100 | 81 | 10 | 9 |
1877 | Yes, Harry. Fish are attracted to light. But their taste favors fewer watts. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1878 | Think it's trickle-down economics? | 1.2800 | 0.06044 | 100 | 80 | 12 | 8 |
1879 | Are you sure I’m doing this right? | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
1880 | My wife's been angling for me to redo the dining room. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1881 | I've switched out the old bulbs with LEDs. Now let's see those electric eels bite. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1882 | I might have fallen asleep to Deadliest Catch and woken up to Antiques Roadshow. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1883 | We're gonna need a bigger dining table. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
1884 | You know what they say, you can give a guy some money or you can teach him to how to rich. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1885 | Sic transit gloria mundi... | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1886 | It's too small. Have to throw it back. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1887 | I don't think it's edible, and my wife said they are terrible to clean. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1888 | Ah, dammit. Another empire style. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1889 | Did you buy your sinker at "Tiffanys"? | 1.2784 | 0.06173 | 97 | 78 | 11 | 8 |
1890 | Hey, isn't this the place where that ocean liner went down? | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1891 | You could have just borrowed one of my hooks. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
1892 | Oh shit, it’s just another candelabra! | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1893 | My wife will be disappointed when she hears we were fishing in a catch and release zone | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1894 | The right bait makes all the difference. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1895 | Sometimes I really regret getting the "Catch & Release" license. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1896 | Gotta throw it back Andy, it isn't contemporary enough for you to keep it. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1897 | Why do I feel like my wife had something to do with this? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1898 | You raise the Titanic your way... | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1899 | I thought trout had good taste. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1900 | The guide said it was the perfect lure for non-landed European nobility. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1901 | You think you can catch caviar with worms? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1902 | I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1903 | I used caviar for bait. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1904 | those aren't in season. You have to throw it back. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1905 | Probably too light to keep. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1906 | Throw it back. They're not in season yet. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1907 | That iceberg was good for something. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1908 | When I heard the Chateau d' Bistro was underwater I didn't know they meant it literally. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1909 | Is there still a demand for items from the Titanic? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1910 | It's what I used to hook my wife. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1911 | I hear you’re a fixture around here. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1912 | When I said grab your light tackle, that's not quite what I hand in mind. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1913 | Rumor has it you were Liberace's fishing coach. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1914 | I'm throwing it back - I almost landed a Donghia chandelier last week that was at least twice as big. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1915 | Think this is what they mean when they say the wealth will trickle down? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1916 | I like to create a little atmosphere. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1917 | Beginner’s luck | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1918 | Classy fish require classy bait, Bill. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1919 | Best bait I’ve found for night fishing. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1920 | Yup, caviar works. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1921 | Too bad you've already caught this season's limit on household furnishings. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1922 | My wife got the lures from HGTV. | 1.2766 | 0.06310 | 94 | 76 | 10 | 8 |
1923 | I have to release it. It's an endangered home furnishing. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
1924 | I thought fishing would be better this close to Mira Lago. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1925 | No fish left, but I sure like sending my catch of the day to the EPA. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1926 | I'm fishing for a mermaid. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1927 | Don't get too attached to it. Remember it is catch and release. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1928 | I Thought the Tiffany Season Didn't Begin Until July. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1929 | Even here, Guy Manly was forced to confront his suppressed dreams of interior decorating. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1930 | I was told this dock is located over the ancient city of Atlanta. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1931 | I'm not really a trophy fisherman. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1932 | Too bad they are out of season. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | I need to stop using those fancy worms. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1934 | Can I borrow some of that bait you’re using? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1935 | Last year it got me a trophy wife. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1936 | It’s the only thing my wife wants from the divorce | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1937 | Is it big enough to keep? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1938 | I tell you, Bill, it pays to use a grounded plug. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1939 | Let’s not mention that the candles came out lit. That part stays between us. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1940 | I don't catch any fish but at least I don't have to dust it. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1941 | Yup, this is definitely a keeper. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1942 | Did you make that lure yourself? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1943 | I thought the Titanic was farther out" | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1944 | I knew fishing by the Titanic would eventually pay off. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1945 | It's nice but I was really hoping for a torchiere. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1946 | Time to change your bait, Earl. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1947 | Lookin for a tuna with good taste. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1948 | The salesman at the bait shop promised it would attract only the best class of fish. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1949 | This one should light up my wife's interest in fishing. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1950 | Whatever it was, it must have been titanic. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1951 | That's a nice trophy to hang on your ceiling. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1952 | What kind of bait did you say you're using? | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1953 | This will make up for the miniature desk lamp I had to throw back. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1954 | Well, that's illuminating. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1955 | If they are a attracted by light, they will be more attracted to candelight and romantic music. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1956 | I should have been more specific when I asked for bait for an orange-faced bottom feeder. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1957 | I'm hoping to catch something classy -- like lobster | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1958 | I promised I would use it in my divorce settlement. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1959 | No wonder the guy at Scheels said the fishing tackle I was buying was 'pretentious'. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1960 | Wow! I'm going to hang this next to the armoire I caught last week! | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1961 | i was hoping for a new tv, but this is nice too. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1962 | Ah...the tackle shop on 5th Avenue? | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
1963 | Fishing upstream again, Jim? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1964 | I'm teaching myself to tie my own flies. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1965 | Watch and learn, son. Watch and learn. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1966 | Catch and release? More like ‘Catch and refurbish.’ | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1967 | It's a big one. Titanic, even. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1968 | Well, this completes our dining room. On to the den. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1969 | I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1970 | Looks like the mcmansions aren't biting today. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1971 | I thought this Trump brand lure would catch a bigger fish, but so far I'm not even getting a nibble. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1972 | I think you're going to need a bigger bucket. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1973 | It'll go well with the Queen Anne Sofa I caught off Montauk Point last week. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1974 | I'm trying to catch something with good taste | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1975 | Maybe “white privilage” really is a thing. | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
1976 | They call it a "chanda-lure." | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1977 | Guy at the flea market said hey it's only three bucks so I should buy it for the halibut. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1978 | You’re gonna need a bigger kitchen. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1979 | Another damn Georgian chandelier. What does it take to get something in an Art Nouveau around here? | 1.2766 | 0.06310 | 94 | 76 | 10 | 8 |
1980 | I guess that tax cut is finally paying off. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
1981 | I’m a stagehand. The carp are staging Phantom. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1982 | I'll mount it in the dining room with the other one. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
1983 | Teach a man to fish and he can light his whole dining room. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1984 | I'm after an altogether different class of fish. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1985 | Electric eels, why | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
1986 | Never underestimate the allure of a good conversation piece. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
1987 | It's supposed to attract a higher class of fish. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
1988 | I'm not just fishing to eat; I'm fishing for something to truly dine on. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1989 | I have no idea what this means. | 1.2755 | 0.06286 | 98 | 80 | 9 | 9 |
1990 | Eating light tonight? | 1.2755 | 0.06116 | 98 | 79 | 11 | 8 |
1991 | Holy Cow, got any more of that dope? | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1992 | So that is how you plan to catch that very wealthy mermaid! | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
1993 | It's part of the new "Catch and Redecorate" practice | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
1994 | I just asked if you had a flashlight... | 1.2737 | 0.06250 | 95 | 77 | 10 | 8 |
1995 | That's got eight. Has to have ten lights to be a keeper | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1996 | It says, 'Titanic 1912!' | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
1997 | No, she didn't ask for a chandelier, but that's what she's getting. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
1998 | I don't care how nice it is; it is not going in my man-cave. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
1999 | The hardest thing about catching chandelier fish is casting the lure. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2000 | So, you're trying to catch a Liberace, I see. | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2001 | My wife will be pleased. I told her I was going shopping for the house. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2002 | More Titanic replica stuff. | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2003 | Did you bait your hook with a platinum card? | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2004 | Whaddya think - throw it back or pawn it? | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2005 | Hey, the baccarat are running! | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2006 | The fish in Palm Beach are more susceptible to glamor | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2007 | There must be a faster way to raise the Titanic. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2008 | It's Trump Brand bait. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2009 | Wow! When the guy at the bait shop told me I'd catch everything but the kitchen sink, he wasn't kidding. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2010 | My new lure is probably a lot fancier than it needs to be... | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2011 | Looks like Shad roe - coco. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2012 | It's not a real crystal chandelier. I'm using an artificial lure. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2013 | I told you that lure was tacky. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2014 | I guess this is as good a time as ever to take sides on the "catch and release" policy. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2015 | Salesman swore it was more fun to catch big fish on light tackle. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2016 | If you think this is too much bait you should see what it took to catch my wife | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | ...should have seen the one that got away. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2018 | "And they say fishing is a poor man's sport". | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2019 | I’m house hunting | 1.2717 | 0.04913 | 92 | 68 | 23 | 1 |
2020 | Fishing hasn't been the same since global warming. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2021 | They're running early this year. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2022 | Who needs eBay? | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2023 | Oh, noooo...there's just no getting rid of this thing! | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2024 | It's from a Liberace fishing lure collection I found on eBay. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2025 | Give a man a curtain rod ... | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2026 | My wife said she wanted to fix a light dinner. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2027 | Yeah, the employees at Home Depot were confused too. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2028 | I do care about the environment, son, but fluorescent is so cold and impersonal. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2029 | I think I have to throw it back. It only has two tiers. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2030 | Wife won't let me buy new lures. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2031 | Maybe there aren't plenty of fish in the sea. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2032 | It's more sporting to use a light tackle | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2033 | I never have any luck. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | My wife told me to clean the chandelier but didn't say how. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | Gone decoratin' | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2036 | I'm going for something with a more discerning palate. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2037 | Decadence. Throw it back. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2038 | “I’m hoping For The Liberace Fish, behind the Candelabra”. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2039 | Why do you look so surprised? I invited you for some light fishing. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2040 | I'm trying to catch my dream home> | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2041 | I'm trying to lure a mermaid. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | This must be where the USS Liberace sank. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2043 | Seriously, this is what you meant by "Make Fishing Great Again"? | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2044 | it's really the only way to get the bulbs properly cleaned | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2045 | I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2046 | If you want to catch high class fish, you gotta use the right bait. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | See! I knew fishing off of Newport woul be successful. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2048 | I'm trying to attract the nouveau-fish. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2049 | This one puts me over the limit. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2050 | This is how I catch only the finest fish. | 1.2717 | 0.06007 | 92 | 73 | 13 | 6 |
2051 | They told me there were plenty of fish out there for me. I figured, start with mood lighting. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2052 | This should help with night fishing | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2053 | I am ready to try this new lure! | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2054 | Oh, I'll probably mount it up in the house. These ones don't taste that good anyway. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2055 | With a catch like this, my wife will let me go fishing every day. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2056 | Trying to catch a lamprey. | 1.2717 | 0.06202 | 92 | 74 | 11 | 7 |
2057 | Looks like Manafort's dumping his Swarovski Crystal. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2058 | Actually, yeah, I do have a light. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2059 | I find it attracts a better class of fish than if I use worms. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2060 | The more elegant the bait, the bigger the catch. | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2061 | Stop fishing for a compliment | 1.2717 | 0.05377 | 92 | 70 | 19 | 3 |
2062 | And I thought you were crazy to bring light tackle. | 1.2717 | 0.05804 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2063 | My interior decorator said this attracts all kinds of big fish. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2064 | The light attracts them. | 1.2717 | 0.05595 | 92 | 71 | 17 | 4 |
2065 | I wrote several times to our President warning him of the dangers of climate change---he obviously didn't listen. | 1.2717 | 0.05150 | 92 | 69 | 21 | 2 |
2066 | I never usually do this well at liquidation sales. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2067 | It’s a keeper, George. | 1.2688 | 0.05749 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2068 | Don't you think they deserve a little ambiance for their last meal? | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2069 | This lure? It's the new Liberace Magnum. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2070 | It put up a pretty good fight, but ever since I installed the dimmer switch, I land these rascals every time. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2071 | Did you a use a glow worm to catch that? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2072 | Shoot, I was actually hoping for something more modern | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2073 | What bait you usin'? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2074 | The quality of seabed debris is improving. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2075 | So that's where the leftovers from Liberace's garage sale went. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2076 | Looks like the Mermaids Ball will be dark this year. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2077 | You should see what this puppy caught me in The Hamptons. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2078 | Do you think we can find the house that goes with it? | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2079 | Fishing at Mar-a-Lago Shoals, 2050 | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
2080 | I heard on the news it was gonna be a great year to catch the Phantom of the Opera | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2081 | I might be able to convince Cherly to let me fish every weekend. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2082 | This is what you need for Park Avenue Snapper. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2083 | I don't know... Powerbait might be overdoing it. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2084 | You caught a romantic dinner. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2085 | Two more fishing trips and I can build my house | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2086 | I figure a bright shiny object will attract the bottom feeders. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2087 | How did I get a sconce when I was aiming for a conch? | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2088 | So you really think that will catch the 1% ? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2089 | I've always found our fishing trips quite illuminating. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2090 | The disco ball worked great; but I had to throw them all back. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2091 | This should pair very nicely with our rustic wine. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2092 | Do you think it's too small? Should I throw it back? | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
2093 | No biggie. Last trip I brought in a Calder mobile. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2094 | Too formal for the fish fry | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2095 | Well, it sure beats an old boot! | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2096 | I thought it was supposed to be at the end of the tunnel. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2097 | Jeff, these fishes don't have the refined taste that you have ... | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
2098 | Guess we'll be eating light tonight. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2099 | Do you figure catch and release applies to chandeliers? | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2100 | Told you not to use that chandelure. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2101 | So my wife says, "If you want a big shiny fish, you should use a big shiny lure." | 1.2667 | 0.06281 | 90 | 73 | 10 | 7 |
2102 | I guess someone down there is being left in the dark. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2103 | Last week I caught an armoire. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2104 | It's always been a lighting rod | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2105 | Maybe I shouldn’t use glow-worms as bait … | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2106 | Well, do YOU have any bright ideas? | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2107 | This 5th Ave. dock — it’s either trout or Trump relics. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2108 | But you should’ve seen the 63 inch big screen that got away. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2109 | I caught a PC yesterday. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2110 | I'm trying to catch the 1% | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2111 | I'm using worms, why do you ask? | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2112 | There may be something to that fancy shipwreck story after all. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2113 | That light tackle really works. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2114 | They say water is our most valuable resource and there's your proof. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2115 | I usually go night-fishing. | 1.2667 | 0.04947 | 90 | 67 | 22 | 1 |
2116 | It's for catching caviar. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2117 | It's a little gaudy, but ya gotta hang what you catch. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2118 | Which bait did ya use? The Trump Steak? | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2119 | I think this new lure is meant for night fishing. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2120 | I believe it's a keeper. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2121 | So, maybe global warming is real | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2122 | The electric eel has really evolved. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2123 | OK, so where's the guy that was swinging from it? | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2124 | The fish aren't biting so much as they are waltzing. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2125 | It's not ornate enough... throw it back. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2126 | At least we'll be able to see what we're not eating. | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
2127 | Some fish for guppies, but I fish for yuppies. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2128 | Yeah, the Cartier lure was probably a bad idea. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2129 | Looks like you hooked one of those bioluminescent species, Bob. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2130 | Geez, even the fish out here have better lives than we do. | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2131 | I’m battling the stereotype that we’re unsophisticated, Ernie. | 1.2667 | 0.05870 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2132 | Hook, line and chandelier | 1.2667 | 0.05653 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2133 | Too last century, I'm afraid. | 1.2667 | 0.05193 | 90 | 68 | 20 | 2 |
2134 | I hate that I'm over my limit for chandeliers. This one is a real beaut. | 1.2667 | 0.05428 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2135 | The amazing part is that the candles are still lit. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2136 | I heard the fishing here was fabulous. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2137 | I hear the tuxedo fish are biting. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2138 | We plan on eating light tonight. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2139 | Boyhowdy - that is one fancy octopus! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2140 | Looks like we're eating like kings tonight! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2141 | The bait was for enlightenment. | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
2142 | You can keep using your Rooster Tail if you want, but they've been hitting the Liberace like crazy. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2143 | Well, what sort of bait would you use for electric eels? | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2144 | Electric eels are at it again. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2145 | Yeah, I use this as bait when I'm after tuna with good taste. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2146 | If it had 100 lights you'd have to throw it back. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2147 | I reckon this sheds new light on catch and release. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2148 | This one's finally going to impress my wife. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2149 | That's going to be a bear to clean! Catch & release! | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2150 | I guess the fluted sconces aren't biting today. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2151 | We could get all curious about how this got here, but I say we just cut to the chase and chalk it up to global warming. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2152 | You can hang that in your house for the weekend but then you've got to throw it back. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2153 | I hear the caviar are biting today | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2154 | If I can keep it close to the surface, it reflects light a lot better than my usual lure. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2155 | I'll bite. What's with the new bait? | 1.2644 | 0.06428 | 87 | 71 | 9 | 7 |
2156 | Next trip she wants me to do the Venetian blinds. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2157 | What size bait did you use? | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2158 | she got everything else in the divorce. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2159 | Might be a record in the home lighting category. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2160 | Omnia quia sunt, lumina sunt. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2161 | Maybe you need to plug it in. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2162 | You need this bait if you're going for a member of his administration. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2163 | If you want to catch a fancy fish, you've got to set a fancy table. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2164 | I think I'll keep this for dinner. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2165 | I hate ornate pollution. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2166 | I'm hoping to attract some caviar | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2167 | Must have been a decorator crab. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2168 | You're right, it is beautiful, but I'm going for rock cod, not rococo. | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2169 | This one's going on the wall. | 1.2644 | 0.05288 | 87 | 66 | 19 | 2 |
2170 | Last time I buy a lure in Newport | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2171 | I stopped using glow worms years ago. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2172 | I didn’t expect these fancy new baits to work this well. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2173 | You'll like the fish here. They've got fine taste. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2174 | Now all I need is the kitchen sink. | 1.2644 | 0.05029 | 87 | 65 | 21 | 1 |
2175 | WE MUST BE DOWNSTREAM FROM THE TRUMP DUMP. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2176 | My wife said to get rid of this and didn't care 'if I put it at the bottom of the sea!" | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2177 | Just my luck, she’s been fishing for a new chandelier | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2178 | Now all we need is an electric eel and some sandwiches | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2179 | You gotta go with fancy bait if you wanna catch a fancy fish. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2180 | I'm trying to snag the rare Liberace Fish. | 1.2644 | 0.06217 | 87 | 70 | 11 | 6 |
2181 | Teach a man to fish, and he'll dine in splendor for a lifetime! | 1.2644 | 0.05998 | 87 | 69 | 13 | 5 |
2182 | There's a lot of luck involved. | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2183 | Yeah, it’s a pretty elaborate hook set, but nothing beats it at night. | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2184 | The romance of it lures them. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2185 | She told me to bring home some fish with good taste. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2186 | It was branded as “a lure with allure.” | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2187 | About the only thing you're gonna catch with that bait is a Liberace impersonator. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2188 | I typed in “best light fish lures” and this is what popped up. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2189 | I think your fishing skills have hit their ceiling. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2190 | Wow, last week I caught a two pound desk lamp. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2191 | Liberace used to be my fishing buddy. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2192 | Damn global warming. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2193 | I think it attracts a higher class of fish. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2194 | See? Even with a disaster like Katrina - one door closes, another door opens. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2195 | This may shed some light on that Global Warming Theory | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2196 | This should look nice in the foyer. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2197 | You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2198 | For me, fishing is all about taste. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2199 | So, you find fishing illuminating? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2200 | You said you find fishing enlightening, but that's ridiculous... | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2201 | Got one! | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2202 | I dangle this for a few minutes and then give em an amuse bouche. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2203 | I use it to fish for compliments. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2204 | Got any other bright ideas? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2205 | Do you think she'll notice it's gone? | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2206 | That's a Fluke. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2207 | Not again, I just can’t catch a disco ball! | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2208 | Sorry, I've only got the one | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2209 | I'm trying to set the right mood | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2210 | I heard it attracts kingfish? | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2211 | Catch or release? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2212 | I should have been more specific when I prayed to catch a candlefish. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2213 | All I need now is a nice table and my dining room will be done. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2214 | Mom’s not gonna be happy to have to clean this one. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2215 | This looks like a lot like the chandelier I saw on the Titanic. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2216 | I was actually hoping for a porch light. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2217 | Looks fishy to me. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2218 | Too soon for a Titanic joke? | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
2219 | That's an illuminating choice of bait. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2220 | It's a beauty for sure, but we really need a nice chafing dish. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2221 | You gonna throw it back? | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2222 | I'm not sure if he said to use "live" or "light" bait. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2223 | Heck, I guess it does trickle down. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2224 | I think I've got the hang of it. | 1.2614 | 0.05480 | 88 | 68 | 17 | 3 |
2225 | Fish with good taste do not taste better! | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2226 | Well, you said you just wanted a light supper ... | 1.2614 | 0.05236 | 88 | 67 | 19 | 2 |
2227 | Don't worry. It's not plugged in. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2228 | I don’t know. Maybe a lamprey. | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2229 | They are developing a sense of humor. | 1.2614 | 0.05937 | 88 | 70 | 13 | 5 |
2230 | "Worms just don't cut it for these millennial fish". | 1.2614 | 0.06362 | 88 | 72 | 9 | 7 |
2231 | Whaddaya think? Broil or pan fry? | 1.2614 | 0.05713 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2232 | I see the new administration has lifted water pollution restrictions. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2233 | It'd have to be one hell of a bass. | 1.2614 | 0.06153 | 88 | 71 | 11 | 6 |
2234 | This is why the uptown pier is better. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | We'd better get a picture of this otherwise your wife will think you only caught a light bulb. | 1.2603 | 0.06765 | 73 | 59 | 9 | 5 |
2236 | The hook and line are OK, but you overdid it with the sinker. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2237 | Well at least I’m bringing something home for dinner. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2238 | Those chande-lures looked smaller in the ad. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2239 | It's an easy sale. Phantom Of The Opera buys everyone I catch! | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | From sea to shining sea. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | At this point n my life I’m looking for a trophy fish. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2242 | This is nothing, you should have seen the candelabra that got away. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2243 | We may have found the spot where the White House was in the twenty-first century. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2244 | You never know what you’re gonna catch on E Bay. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | I can't say it enough, son - if you want to catch fancy, you have to fish fancy. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | I think this is what they call 'trickle-down economics.' | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2247 | I’m not so sure about that consignment bait and tackle store in the Hamptons. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2248 | Sure is a big one. Looks hard to clean, but it will go well with Oaked Chardonnay. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2249 | Yep, I used my Con Ed lure. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | I must stop using bait and light switch! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2251 | This will look good in my man cave. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2252 | Damn, took my bait! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2253 | Looks like I'm preparing a light meal tonight. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2254 | Great. Now we can fish even it gets dark. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2255 | The guy at the tackle shop said it was the best rig they sold. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | I'm still working on keeping the candles lit. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2257 | Not many fish go for it, it’s an acquired taste. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2258 | I believe we’ve found Liberace’s final resting place. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2259 | Before you say it, I know already, one of the lights is out. | 1.2588 | 0.04779 | 85 | 63 | 22 | 0 |
2260 | I guess we're closer to the Titanic than we thought. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2261 | Well...my wife did say, "Catch something for dinner". | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2262 | Yep. Was Liberace's fishing hole. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2263 | Good gaud! | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2264 | This looks like a keeper | 1.2588 | 0.06515 | 85 | 70 | 8 | 7 |
2265 | Usually, it's just a shoe. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2266 | Oh my god! Maybe I am gay... | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2267 | It's just as good as an old boot Jerry, throw it back. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2268 | I think that one is going to be over the limit. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | My"Chand-a-lure" idea just never caught on. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | Nice catch !! Light lunch ??? | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2271 | AllI did was bait and switch. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2272 | This will go great with the Queen Anne table I caught last year. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | What are you fishin' for, Liberace? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2274 | Mom says these are really hard to clean, I'm thrown it back. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | I just need one more and I've reached my limit | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2276 | I want tuna with good taste. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2277 | I got the lure at Trump Fishing Supplies. Why do you ask? | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2278 | I'm just trying to catch a light dinner. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2279 | Fishing is all about mindset, Bob. Big bait, big fish. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | Looks like Trump's been dumping things from Mar-a-lago again. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2281 | They're suckers for those glow-in-the-dark lures. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2282 | Quite a fancy rod you got there. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2283 | I used 60 watt bait. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2284 | Nice one! Too bad they're out of season. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2285 | Yes son, it’s the elusive ‘Lamp-Rey.’ | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2286 | I think I’m over the limit. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2287 | The Gal at the bait shop told me "You'll never use night crawlers again" | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2288 | I was fishing for bass not brass and glass. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2289 | She said, "Clean the Chandelier, or go fishing, your choice." I figured I would do both, and besides, its one hell of an Octopus Lure, don't you think? | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2290 | There. I hung it. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2291 | Well that will light up your life. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2292 | It's a lure from a tackle box I bought at an estate sale. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2293 | Apparently this was Liberace's favorite fishing spot. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2294 | It attracts a better class of fish. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2295 | See? This is why I hope they never drain this swamp. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2296 | Got a light. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2297 | Too bad lighting fixtures are catch-and-release | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2298 | Well, not everything you catch should be mounted on a wall. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2299 | Hold my beer... | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2300 | Melania says it's a sure way to catch a big fish. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2301 | A mermaid would be great, but I'd settle for a maid. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2302 | You don't think it's strange the candles are still lit? | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2303 | I threw that one back last week. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | Dave! Trust me - the fish will be able to see your bait without extra lighting! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2305 | I've always wondered why they call this place Liberace Lake. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2306 | Well at least this will authenticate our cover story with my wife.. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2307 | Well, it's better than the actual kitchen sink from last time. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2308 | Trust me, I read about this on the internet. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2309 | You need the right lure to catch trout almondine | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2310 | I'm not swapping rods. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2311 | Too bad your house is Arts and Crafts. Guess you'll have to throw it back. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | I hope to catch something with good taste. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2313 | And you thought that a ceiling tile wouldn't be good bait. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2314 | And this one is the top seller from the Trump Lure Collection. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2315 | Oh yeah, my mom threw that out a few days ago. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2316 | I'm trying for a private school. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | It's neoclassical Waterford...a fish with good taste is a fish that tastes good. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2318 | Oh yeah, sometimes they do a gala thing after feeding time | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2319 | I told you the Mob have gone soft | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2320 | You're gonna need a bigger dock. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2321 | I was hoping for track lighting. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | Fishing for compliments again, Darryl? | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2323 | It's from Ivanka's new line of fishing tackle. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2324 | This is my new 1 percenter lure. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2325 | I'm gonna catch me one of them debutantes. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2326 | I always scavenge here. It is amazing what they throw away in these rich neighbourhoods. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2327 | Sitting on the dock of the bay, chandelier's the catch of the day. | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2328 | Damn! Third one today. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2329 | So this where Trump’s yacht sank! | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2330 | What's the legal limit on these? I've already caught six. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2331 | Doesn't have LEDs, you gotta throw it back. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2332 | Well, they say anything tastes good if it's deep-fried. | 1.2588 | 0.05589 | 85 | 66 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | The salesperson recommended I try a light tackle. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2334 | This will probably be more believable than my other fish tales. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2335 | The bait salesman did say the pond was rich with fish | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2336 | If you slowly put it back in, maybe they won’t notice. | 1.2588 | 0.05063 | 85 | 64 | 20 | 1 |
2337 | I think I saw Anthony Bourdain eat one of these, once. | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2338 | It’s for the classy fish | 1.2588 | 0.06296 | 85 | 69 | 10 | 6 |
2339 | The catch is always good off Mar-A-Lago. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2340 | thanks for inviting me. never thought i would enjoy light fishing so much | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2341 | I knew this was where the Titanic sank! | 1.2588 | 0.05333 | 85 | 65 | 18 | 2 |
2342 | You're new at this, aren't ya. | 1.2588 | 0.06070 | 85 | 68 | 12 | 5 |
2343 | Yes, effective but it uses up a lot of bait. | 1.2588 | 0.05835 | 85 | 67 | 14 | 4 |
2344 | I think I've located the Titanic | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2345 | It's the only thing that works in the Hamptons. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2346 | The missus and I will polish this off tonight. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2347 | This doesn’t need a caption. I laughed as soon as I saw it. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2348 | It's too bad we agreed to catch and release. | 1.2584 | 0.06297 | 89 | 73 | 9 | 7 |
2349 | I'm gonna need a bigger dining room! | 1.2584 | 0.06091 | 89 | 72 | 11 | 6 |
2350 | I'm hoping a discerning fish will finally see the light. | 1.2584 | 0.05656 | 89 | 70 | 15 | 4 |
2351 | The meaty ones aren't attracted by food anymore. | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2352 | Fishing Spots 2100: The Hamptons | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2353 | This is what I get for insisting we fish in Westchester | 1.2584 | 0.05878 | 89 | 71 | 13 | 5 |
2354 | Wow...that's titanic! | 1.2561 | 0.06449 | 82 | 67 | 9 | 6 |
2355 | Mary Ann said she hoped I would see the light while on this trip. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2356 | I guess there is something to some home mortgages being under water! | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2357 | Fishing? No washing the fixture. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2358 | I'm using glow worms for bait. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2359 | I'll create the ambiance, and you go in for the kill. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2360 | Darn. I was really hoping for a TV. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2361 | I think we've found that floating casino. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2362 | No, a Bud Light | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2363 | How do you think this lunker is gonna look mounted in my man cave? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2364 | Leona Helmsley sleeps with the fishes. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2365 | I've had brighter days. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2366 | Thaleichthys pacificus, I think. Rare, but pretty much inedible. | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2367 | Trust me. They are attracted to light. | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2368 | Uh Oh! This is from Mar - a- Lago... | 1.2558 | 0.06230 | 86 | 70 | 10 | 6 |
2369 | What did you say you used for bait? | 1.2558 | 0.06006 | 86 | 69 | 12 | 5 |
2370 | I guess they prefer worms | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2371 | Fishing with the Kardashians | 1.2558 | 0.06655 | 86 | 72 | 6 | 8 |
2372 | I thought I’d experiment with a different type of bait. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2373 | Looks like it’s black tie at dinner tonight. | 1.2558 | 0.05279 | 86 | 66 | 18 | 2 |
2374 | I'm aiming to catch only light bass. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2375 | What are you compensating for there, Ted? | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2376 | I knew going fishing with you would be enlightening. | 1.2558 | 0.05532 | 86 | 67 | 16 | 3 |
2377 | I'm hoping that the electric eels are biting. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2378 | Sure it's nice, but does it go with the candelabra you just caught? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2379 | Maybe you should throw it back. Isn't it for deep see fishing? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2380 | Well, they said this bait would catch ANYthing. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | Yeah, now I remember. This was our house warming gift to you and Madge. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2382 | Someone must be hiding assets ahead of an IRS audit. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2383 | I guess it's a keeper. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2384 | My switch to a light bait seems to have worked. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2385 | Might get some bling cod. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | Just my luck. At least it'll go with the mortgage. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2387 | Things are always biting here in Liberace Bay. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2388 | Teach a man to fish and he’ll be changing lightbulbs forever. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2389 | I did tell the babysitter we'd catch a light supper. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2390 | Are you sure that kind of Big Fish swims in these waters? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2391 | I'm sick of catching only the bottom feeders. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2392 | Its not hard to catch these if you use light tackle. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2393 | Well.. I guess Melania finally read his tweets. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2394 | You're going to have to clean it. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2395 | This new Trump-inspired bait is designed to attract upper crust trout. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2396 | Soon I'll have the full dining set. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2397 | It's good for attracting Rays | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2398 | Dont't throw it back. If that came off the Titanic you can sell it on ebay. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2399 | It's not LED. I'm throwing it back. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2400 | Well I guess 'Brass Pond' wasn't a typo. . . | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2401 | Couple more hours and we will have enough stuff to start our remodel! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2402 | Keep Fishing. You know mom said she wanted an upscale kitchen. Maybe there's a kitchen sink down there. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2403 | ...more like 'bait and LIGHT switch,' am I right? Right? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2404 | Say! That must’ve been a helluva lanternfish! | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2405 | Yes, I think it adds a certain elegance to their midday meal. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2406 | Neither fish nor fowl | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2407 | Normally I do catch-and-release, but in this case I'll make an exception. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2408 | Ah, oh; I think that's the light at the end of the tunnel. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2409 | Say what you will, but I can catch eight large fish at a time. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2410 | I hear this is how you catch fish with good taste. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2411 | We had our prom here. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2412 | Fish are like women, they get hooked on shiny things. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2413 | Now this here is referred to as a Spinner. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2414 | I thought the Titanic was much further out when she sank. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2415 | The bait shop carries a large selection of lures. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2416 | I'm angling for sushi-grade. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2417 | The guy at the tackle shop promised lantern fish. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2418 | It was only after seeing Bob's bait and Rod that Rick realized the deluxe fishing kit was for suckers | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2419 | My wife stocked the tackle box. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2420 | Surely you've heard of a bait and switch strategy. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2421 | This seemed the optimal way to cast light on the plight of our seas. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2422 | I'm told that President Trump's Winter Palace, Mar-a-Lago was somewhere around here, before it was submerged in the years soon after the Great Climate Change, so I'm not at all surprised. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2423 | Yup, the economy is improving. In 2009 I was lucky to snag an old boot. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2424 | It’s OK, I guess. The one I caught last summer was more Deco and a lot bigger. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2425 | It might not be a fish, but at least we can have a light lunch. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2426 | Dang it.....I keep trolling in the ballroom! | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2427 | I prefer light tackle. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2428 | I’ve decorated the whole dining room this way. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2429 | I'm fishing for electric eels. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2430 | This lights up my day. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2431 | Charlie Tuna should go for this classy bait presentation. I got it from my mother in-law's dining room. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2432 | Tonight, we feast! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2433 | Can you believe what those clown fish did to my treble hook? | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2434 | What's more amazing is that the candles are still lit! | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2435 | I'm thiiiis close to landing one of those Liberace Fish. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2436 | These coastal elites are getting out of hand. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2437 | I hear they are staging an underwater Phantom of the Opera ! | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2438 | It was my 5 year old's idea - she said I'd catch more fish if they just had more light down there.... | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2439 | No atmosphere, no nibbles | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2440 | Darn, I was looking for a match to the chiffonier I caught last week. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2441 | When you said your home was drowning in debt, I didn't know you meant it literally. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2442 | What kind of bait did you use? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2443 | The Titanic must be down there. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2444 | I'll have to run it by my wife... but I think think this one just might be a keeper. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2445 | I told the guy I wanted some light tackle. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2446 | You should have seen the one last week that got away. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2447 | I asked the guy at the bait store what to use to catch kingfish | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | What're you using for bait? | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2449 | Every now and then I like to do a little light fishing. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2450 | Last time I ever buy worms from Swarovski. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2451 | Fishes be loving chandeliers | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | Well, Jimmy. You can't catch a legendary fish without a legendary lure. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | Looks like a 10 pounder at least! | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2454 | I was hoping for the Waterford. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2455 | They call this one "The Allure." Supposed to catch the eye of the fancy fish. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2456 | I lured my wife with fancy meals so...what the heck? It's worth a try. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2457 | Just casting a little light on the situation. | 1.2530 | 0.05378 | 83 | 64 | 17 | 2 |
2458 | Dave, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why? | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2459 | Some fish sure know how to live. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2460 | it worked with all my wives | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2461 | Yeah, at first glance it looks like a standard crystal chandelier, but it's the soft-tailed, blinky-eyed, mottled salamander I added that attracts the big tuna. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2462 | They really focus on the upsell at the new bait and tackle | 1.2530 | 0.04801 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 0 |
2463 | Ed, you can catch better bargains at the amazon. | 1.2530 | 0.06378 | 83 | 68 | 9 | 6 |
2464 | I reckon I should get this one mounted. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2465 | “Millennial” fish have distinct tastes. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2466 | I see Hillary's still upset about losing the election... | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2467 | I dont catch much with it but casting it keeps me in shape. | 1.2530 | 0.05098 | 83 | 63 | 19 | 1 |
2468 | I prefer fish with more refined taste. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2469 | This new bait is amazing. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2470 | Said on the box it was an Octopus jig. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2471 | The chandeliers keep getting smaller every year. | 1.2530 | 0.05645 | 83 | 65 | 15 | 3 |
2472 | I heard the Liberace fish are biting | 1.2530 | 0.06604 | 83 | 69 | 7 | 7 |
2473 | It´s perfect for attracting electric eels. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2474 | I told you, you're supposed to use fish roe as bait, not caviar. | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2475 | I just think it sets the right mood. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2476 | What kind of bait did you use? | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2477 | "Not even a nibble. Must be the red hat". | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2478 | They look great on the plate but there's not a lot of meat. | 1.2530 | 0.05899 | 83 | 66 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | I thought for sure you’d catch at least one republican | 1.2530 | 0.06143 | 83 | 67 | 11 | 5 |
2480 | Nice Chandelier, I think the wife will let me mount this one in my dining room. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | What is it Swarovski or Waterford? | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | Them scientists never seem to talk about the good things we see from global warming. | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
2483 | I know, I probably should have gotten the boat instead, but this is ssooo pretty!!!!! | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2484 | I guess this makes sense. I used Angela's tennis bracelet for bait. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2485 | And then, when they've all arrived with their invitations to attend the grand ball, that's when I drop the net. | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2486 | Fishin for Octopus, eh? | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | I suppose you think there's a better way to lure candlefish? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2488 | I used a glow worm for bait | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2489 | I caught it on light tackle. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2490 | Too rococo. She specifically asked for postmodern. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2491 | George, it's Catch & Resell! | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2492 | It felt kind of light. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2493 | I've been trying to catch a vanity mirror but this is nice too. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2494 | Can you believe that, just after I bought a cheap one for our dining room! | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2495 | See, Fishing DOES lead to personal enlightenment. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2496 | Here comes the enlightenment I've been angling for. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2497 | In case you don’t know—chandeliers over 20 pounds need to be thrown back. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2498 | The bait is immaterial. It’s more about technique. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2499 | To be crystal clear, it's the best upper crustacean bait. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2500 | It’s gorgeous, but I’m tired of fishing over the Titanic. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2501 | It helps the fish see the bait. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2502 | How many times do I have to tell my mother that I don't want her stuff? | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2503 | See Karl, I upgraded my fishing license to include catch and release of the 1% | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2504 | We'll be able to fish after dark now! | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
2505 | I never catch anything that big! | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2506 | You could have just hid the hook with a worm. | 1.2500 | 0.05483 | 80 | 62 | 16 | 2 |
2507 | We're going to need a bigger bait bucket. | 1.2500 | 0.05046 | 84 | 64 | 19 | 1 |
2508 | I thought the Titanic was in deeper water. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2509 | Maybe she'll let me mount this one -- on the ceiling. | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
2510 | You mean to say you've never heard of night fishing? | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
2511 | The 'Liberace Bait Shop' just opened this morning. They guaranteed hits. | 1.2500 | 0.06309 | 84 | 69 | 9 | 6 |
2512 | Ugh, not again. | 1.2500 | 0.06077 | 84 | 68 | 11 | 5 |
2513 | It's called the Liberace and mostly attracts fish of flamboyant excess. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2514 | Maybe the Trump brand isn't right for lures. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
2515 | Sconces have invaded most of their habitat. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2516 | don't make light of this | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | Pray the next be my lively princess. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2518 | Well I am baited for electric eels. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2519 | I typically go for Lobsters Thermidor and Sole Meunière with this. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2520 | They weren't kidding when they said I needed sparkle and flash at the fly shop. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2521 | The fish here are metrosexuals. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | Sorry Charlie, I want fish with good taste. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2523 | So, I think this was in Trump's Mar a Lago place, back when. SAD | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2524 | Forget fish ...I am going for a mermaid. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2525 | The lure is from Liberace’s estate. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2526 | Sure, it costs a little more to hook a high class fish. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2527 | Scott Pruitt gave me this tip for catching squid in polluted water. He got it from a friend of his. Simple, affordable, with unbelievable results! | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2528 | On the infomercial it worked a lot better. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2529 | Darn, my wife would love this! Too bad it's catch and release. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2530 | It'll look nice mounted next to the swordfish. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2531 | You'd better throw that back. It's not sustainable. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2532 | You know, it's catch and release here on Lake Waterford. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2533 | I'm going after an English Tudor. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2534 | Listen to me. You are never going to catch a chateau! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2535 | I thought I'd do a little night fishing. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2536 | It's incandescent, so I used an electric eel for bait. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2537 | Edith is never going to complain about my fishing again! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2538 | Dinner is going to be crunchier than I thought | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2539 | So, my decorator gave me this lure. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2540 | I've already tried the kitchen sink, so here goes. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2541 | Gilded brass, Baccarat crystals. What kind are you using? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2542 | My customers like their seafood to have some sophistication. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2543 | Evolution has really started to take a twisted turn. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2544 | I don't think that's covered on your fishing license. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2545 | Another yachtsman’s trash is another fisherman’s treasure. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2546 | Wow! Just in time for Mother's Day | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2547 | How come I always reel in the light ones? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2548 | Now do you believe me? The fish are on the other side of the dock | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2549 | This is from the failed UTP (Underwater Trump Plaza!) | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2550 | Fishing in South Florida isn't fun any more. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2551 | Are you fishing for complements again, Marty? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2552 | They said there was lead in the water | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2553 | I was really hoping for a disco ball | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2554 | That must have been the expensive bait! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2555 | Relax octopus—I know it’s you. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2556 | If I don’t get a bite this time, I’m switching to something mid-century modern. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2557 | I was hoping for a lantern fish. Oh, well... | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2558 | I told you not to use glow worms. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2559 | I’m teaching lampfish to yearn. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2560 | These new Donald Trump lures are supposed to make fishing great again! | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2561 | Oh right. You said we'd do a little light fishing... | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2562 | They get a little dazzled by the light. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2563 | Well, la-di-da. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2564 | I didn’t think the Titanic was this far off course! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2565 | You know Amazon offers free shipping for any order over 10,000 leagues? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2566 | Maybe it's a type of lamprey? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2567 | This lake is not what it once was. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2568 | That's a helluva lure. Catch anything yet? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2569 | I had a feeling Pier 1 wasn't the best pier to fish at. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2570 | Damn it! I've already hit my bag limit on the French Empires. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2571 | Amazon Prime | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2572 | What’d you use? Worms or lightbulbs? | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2573 | Reduce, recycle, reuse... | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | It's from our dining room. I'm fishing for compliments. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | Actually I've been having pretty good luck with my new chandelure. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2576 | I thought they only stocked these waters with sconces and floor lamps. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2577 | And this is why you never take fishing hole advice from an antiques dealer, Bob. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2578 | This will really elevate our dock. It’s going to be a game changer. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2579 | What did you expect to catch in Donald's private pond? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2580 | I'm fishing for a Trump-backed whale. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2581 | Should I throw it back, or is it the right size for the dining room? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2582 | No. It doesn't catch many fish, but any mermaids down there will know I'm the kind of guy who can take good care of them. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2583 | Mar-a-lago's redecorating. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2584 | Reminds me of the Château Margaux that got away. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2585 | The fish here at Mar a Lago have the very best taste. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2586 | Irishman Sean DeLear takes home the Trophy after an afternoon of light fishing. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | It looks like you'll be eating lite tonight. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2588 | Is there something you didn't tell me about fishing? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2589 | Whaddya think, dining room or hallway? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2590 | I thought it would add some class to night fishing. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2591 | It's elaborate, but it gets old school fish. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2592 | This is a great spot. Yesterday, I pulled in airtight box full of old McDonald's two-for-one offers, but they had all expired. You know Mar a Lago is just up the coast. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2593 | Time to hang it up Rocky | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2594 | I told you to bring your light tackle for a reason. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2595 | Is that what you would call a light catch? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2596 | High-end trash is another sign the economy is booming. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2597 | Keep fishing - you might reel in the dining room table! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2598 | Guess I'd better clean this and get it over the foyer. | 1.2469 | 0.05131 | 81 | 62 | 18 | 1 |
2599 | I'm fishing for candlefish. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2600 | These guppies have expensive taste | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2601 | amazing what fish can do with plastic | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2602 | I'm trying a new light-weight sinker. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2603 | I heard that fish are attracted to lights too but this is ridiculous! | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2604 | I've heard of houses being underwater... but this is ridiculous! | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2605 | I'm fishing for a four bedroom colonial. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2606 | I hope to catch something nice for dinner. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2607 | It only seems to work one percent of the time. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2608 | I hope to catch a wealthy heiress. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2609 | I think your bait's too rich. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2610 | I'll let my wife clean it -- she knows how. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2611 | Wow... Davey Jones' Locker has quite the decor! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2612 | I'm fishing for compliments. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2613 | Actually, I was almost expecting it: last week I caught a debutante. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2614 | What was your bait? | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2615 | You're sure Dave said to use glowworms? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2616 | It's just so darn hard to clean | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2617 | yep....going after that elusive Liberace fish again. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2618 | I always thought that when I reeled in the big one it would have been one to mount on the wall and not the ceiling. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2619 | Of all the luck! We just purchased a new chandelier last week. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2620 | 2018...The year when fish can afford nicer homes than millenials. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2621 | Finally! People ask me all the time for a light. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2622 | I thought I felt a light nibble. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2623 | That's weird. It didn't feel light. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2624 | Yeah, you can't use a french hook in these waters. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2625 | Do you ever feel that life is like a New Yorker cartoon? | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2626 | That's not what I meant when I said to bring 'light tackle'. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2627 | No wonder they always see the hook. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2628 | Another lamp? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2629 | You always did find the divas | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2630 | I already have one, do you want it or should I throw it back? | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2631 | I was never fond of catch-and-release, but now I see the light. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2632 | Guess I have to release, being that it's Murano glass season. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2633 | Too small - we'd better toss it back. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2634 | It's a Parisian message. It means Louis XIV sleeps with the fishes. | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2635 | What did you use for bait?" "A 25 watt incandescent. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2636 | I hear rough divorces are happening upstream. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2637 | It's the best bait for the tuxedo fish! | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2638 | Because I’m trying to catch a fish from an elite school. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2639 | I'm angling for the Liberace Fish. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2640 | If it's my job to clean it, she doesn't get to tell me how to do it! | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
2641 | I'm beginning to think that the guy at the bait shop was putting me on. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2642 | It’s important to set the mood. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2643 | Frank was starting to have doubts about the new lure he'd been sold. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2644 | Man, these are really hard to clean. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2645 | This will go great with the dinette set I pulled out last week. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2646 | Macy's wouldn't let me return it, so the Chande-lure was born. | 1.2469 | 0.05424 | 81 | 63 | 16 | 2 |
2647 | Darn. I hate old-fashioned crystal chandeliers. I was fishing for something more along the lines of Chihuly. | 1.2469 | 0.05701 | 81 | 64 | 14 | 3 |
2648 | Wait, I think it's missing a bulb. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2649 | You have to use a big lure to catch a big fish. | 1.2469 | 0.05966 | 81 | 65 | 12 | 4 |
2650 | I'm glad you suggested a light rod | 1.2469 | 0.06462 | 81 | 67 | 8 | 6 |
2651 | Not sure how to fillet this. | 1.2466 | 0.06101 | 73 | 58 | 12 | 3 |
2652 | I really should never use this light tackle. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2653 | I'm helping with the house cleaning. It's called multi-tasking. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2654 | I never really understood the fascination with fishing, now I finally see the light. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2655 | It's a little light. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2656 | Moths make terrible bait. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2657 | Do I contact Fish & Game or the IRS? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2658 | Online it was guaranteed best lure for mermaids. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2659 | We're gonna need a bigger boat | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2660 | Hmm. Looks like just another light catch. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2661 | It's all in what you use for your lure. I used one of my wife's crystal earrings. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2662 | The right lighting can turn worms into a romantic dining experience. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
2663 | If it doesn't have L E D bulbs, I think you'd better cut it loose. | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2664 | I tied it myself; I call it the dinglewinger fly. | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2665 | This is really last-resort bait. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 82 | 63 | 18 | 1 |
2666 | Do you really think that lure will attract a mermaid? | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
2667 | Bass Pro? No. I order my lures from the upper west side. | 1.2439 | 0.04771 | 82 | 62 | 20 | 0 |
2668 | Moth fishing again? | 1.2439 | 0.05366 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2669 | Really a turn on for electric eels… | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2670 | I'm not fishing, I'm reflecting | 1.2439 | 0.05900 | 82 | 66 | 12 | 4 |
2671 | I think I found the chandelier from the ballroom of the Titanic. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2672 | I'm releasing it, I wanted Murano! | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2673 | It’s been years since I caught a Liberace fish. | 1.2410 | 0.06548 | 83 | 70 | 6 | 7 |
2674 | It tastes like chicken. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2675 | This is fun. Next time Let;s bring bait. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2676 | Shucks. I was hoping for one with more contemporary styling. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2677 | They always said that you were born with a silver spoon in your tackle box. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2678 | The C-level change must have been substantial here. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2679 | I should have brought the disco ball. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2680 | I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2681 | Yep, caught many mermaids with this lure! They're fine eating! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2682 | Dude... I thought you said you got a BITE | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2683 | Okay, I agree it'll attract them. Then what? | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2684 | This is the best spot for overhead lighting on the whole lake. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2685 | We've been transported to a metaphorical fishing expedition that has led to an unusual illuminating find. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2686 | You did say fishing will brighten my day. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2687 | This takes the phrase 'fishing for compliments' to a completely different level. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2688 | I vote to throw it back. It's not mid-century modern. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2689 | Are you SURE your wife won't notice that thing missing from the dining room ceiling? | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2690 | You never want to owe the Russians. They take the term 'asset liquidation' quite literally. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2691 | It's the fishing equivalent of glamping. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2692 | Teach a man to fish and his dining room stays lit for a lifetime. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2693 | Well that seems significant | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2694 | I know you are new at this, but it’s ‘tackle’ box, not ‘tacky’ box. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2695 | This is a real fluke. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2696 | It's only illegal if it stays lit. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2697 | My wife doesn't like it when I pick anything for the house by myself! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2698 | There must be a private school of fish. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2699 | Finally, something not made out of plastic . . that's something . . . | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2700 | I'm bringing up the Titanic one piece at a time. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2701 | I'm gonna throw it back. Just think of the taxes. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2702 | We have to stop fishing right above Aquaman's apartment. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2703 | This fools them into thinking they are in a dining room. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2704 | This must go with the tea service I caught last week. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2705 | It's nice, but I was really hoping for chairs to go with the table I caught last week. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2706 | Liberace sleeps with the fishes. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2707 | I met this old fisherman guy, he said I was too serious. So I'm lightening up. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2708 | Behind the scenes of how Fancy Feast is made. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2709 | But is it art? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2710 | If you clean it, I'll cook it. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2711 | You'd be surprised just how many bottom feeders it attracts. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2712 | Gold diggers aren't biting. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2713 | Found a piece of the Titanic | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2714 | Keep it. It looks bigger than the one you threw back last week. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2715 | Guaranteed to catch a better class of fish. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2716 | Wow. This Phantom Fishing Rod is really paying off. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2717 | Thanks to this beauty and a dozen glow worms, one cast and I'm done for the day. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2718 | Well, she always wanted a candlelight dinner... | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2719 | Well, Bill, it looks like it’s going to be a light fishing day. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2720 | Check out my new lure. It glows in the dark. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2721 | I do the lighting for the fish school's prom. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2722 | Climate changes everything! | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2723 | Shame it's catch and release. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2724 | They don't stock lakes the way they used to. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2725 | It is the twenty first century version of "Let them eat cakes." | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2726 | 'Real Mermaids of Jersey Shore' has ruined this spot. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2727 | Too bad you don't get to pick what trickles down. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2728 | Remember when all that we hooked were fish or old tires. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2729 | It is fishy. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2730 | Maybe I should go back to worms. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2731 | I'm hoping to catch a better class of mermaid than I got last week with a light bulb. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2732 | I'm telling you son, a big hook and a magnet is all you need. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2733 | I'm angling for a Trump supporter. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2734 | If it has fewer than six bulbs, you have to throw it back. | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2735 | Your mother would love this, but it’s ‘catch and release’ time of year. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2736 | This guy's a fixture in these waters. | 1.2405 | 0.05469 | 79 | 62 | 15 | 2 |
2737 | At this size do I have to catch-and-release? | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2738 | Shallow ones can't resist the sparkle | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2739 | At least the wife will finally be happy you went fishing... | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2740 | ...‘lectric eel or lamprey, either one is real good eatin’. This’ll get ‘em. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2741 | Oh well, LEDs are still catch and release. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2742 | So this is where Liberace's yacht went down. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2743 | It ain't a flounder, but at least my wife will agree to clean it | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2744 | Yeah, that was some party at the neighbors last night. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2745 | I thought it felt pretty light. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2746 | I can’t hold a candle to that. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2747 | My wife said she wants to have fancier dinners. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2748 | A good old-fashioned bucktail jig is hard to beat. | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2749 | "It's either the source of bioluminescence or from the Titanic". | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2750 | Despite appearances, I'm really not fishing for compliments. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 | 13 | 3 |
2751 | try a different bait | 1.2405 | 0.06297 | 79 | 65 | 9 | 5 |
2752 | the sharks were having a feeding soiree | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2753 | Well, here goes nothing | 1.2405 | 0.06033 | 79 | 64 | 11 | 4 |
2754 | After a pair of matching candelabra, I'll have my limit. | 1.2405 | 0.05164 | 79 | 61 | 17 | 1 |
2755 | Tell mom: I bought it for her at Ikea. | 1.2405 | 0.05758 | 79 | 63 |