Contest #615


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615

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "First, I set the mood."
  2. "Throw it back—we're fishing for mid-century modern."
  3. "Looks like the wealth is starting to trickle downstream."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-05-06T18:54:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-05-20T18:58:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-05-14T18:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 21st, 2018
Number of captions 7075
Number of responses 798876
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I can hear the wife now: "You caught it, you clean it." 1.9321 0.01081 5569 2014 1919 1636
1 Must be another Trump hotel that's underwater 1.8860 0.02024 1640 655 517 468
2 I've finally caught something my wife will let me hang in the living room. 1.8852 0.01072 5358 1993 1987 1378
3 "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". 1.8808 0.01077 5513 2130 1910 1473
4 Too bad it's catch and release. My wife would love this. 1.8596 0.01041 5600 2146 2094 1360
5 We must be at Pier 1. 1.8557 0.01073 5566 2243 1883 1440
6 You're gonna need a nicer boat. 1.8440 0.01188 4544 1866 1521 1157
7 Finally, something my wife will let me mount in the living room. 1.8374 0.01048 5487 2171 2037 1279
8 Those fish are having a ball down there. 1.8371 0.01361 3334 1345 1187 802
9 Now I wish I hadn't thrown back that Chippendale table. 1.8234 0.01869 1733 704 631 398
10 It's the Trump lure -- it works best with bottom feeders. 1.8131 0.01159 5158 2358 1406 1394
11 Throw it back; we're fishing for mid-century modern. 1.8069 0.01212 4107 1711 1478 918
12 First, I set the mood. 1.7938 0.01137 5024 2257 1546 1221
13 I tie my own. Why do you ask? 1.7733 0.01399 3026 1317 1078 631
14 Is that chandelier going to keep getting bigger every time you tell this story? 1.7697 0.01243 3830 1675 1362 793
15 I'm not surprised. A lot of upscale homes are now underwater. 1.7530 0.01225 3988 1807 1359 822
16 I think I’ll mount this one on the ceiling. 1.7514 0.01199 4079 1829 1435 815
17 It’s easier than dusting it. 1.7413 0.01287 3595 1655 1215 725
18 On the East River, you just get tires. 1.7389 0.01266 3661 1676 1265 720
19 Had to throw back three sconces and a flashlight, but this one's a keeper. 1.7325 0.01439 2804 1289 976 539
20 My wife told me to bring home something nice for dinner. 1.7182 0.01988 1370 618 520 232
21 Looks like the wealth is starting to trickle downstream. 1.7164 0.01587 2274 1065 789 420
22 The irony of it is that I told my wife that I couldn't go antiquing. 1.7091 0.01395 2956 1405 1006 545
23 Picked up this little beauty in the tackle shop at Mar-a-Lago. 1.7082 0.02179 1299 645 388 266
24 Even the East River's gentrifying. 1.7050 0.01274 3373 1567 1234 572
25 They're fun to catch, but tough to clean. 1.7010 0.01270 3502 1668 1213 621
26 Nice kitch, Gary. 1.6925 0.02224 1226 618 367 241
27 You can only catch these in alternating currents. 1.6901 0.01336 3288 1632 1043 613
28 This may not be the best spot for fish, but you can't beat it for ambience. 1.6892 0.01493 2436 1157 879 400
29 Incandescent bulbs. Gotta throw it back. 1.6726 0.01823 1640 803 571 266
30 Run-off from the upper east side 1.6703 0.01834 1656 824 554 278
31 Have you noticed how few boots we catch since Brooklyn has been gentrified? 1.6488 0.01389 2822 1438 937 447
32 I think I'll toss it back and try for something a little more contemporary. 1.6474 0.01421 2666 1353 900 413
33 No no no, I said bring a 'can of beer' 1.6422 0.02279 1146 619 318 209
34 It really comes in handy for night fishing 1.6398 0.02194 1005 489 389 127
35 I use it for night-fishing. 1.6387 0.01841 1492 744 543 205
36 Homes in this area are still underwater. 1.6273 0.01659 2187 1217 568 402
37 I like catching them, but I hate cleaning them. 1.6249 0.01696 1842 963 607 272
38 And that, son, is why we fish at Crystal Lake. 1.6230 0.01850 1581 838 501 242
39 I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.6219 0.01788 1751 946 521 284
40 See, this is why I like to fish in the eBay. 1.6187 0.02034 1369 748 395 226
41 Catch and release only. They're impossible to clean. 1.6167 0.01940 1380 724 461 195
42 Catchin' 'em is easy, son. It's cleanin' 'em that's a pain. 1.6155 0.01733 1766 938 569 259
43 Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you redo his foyer. 1.6150 0.01877 1509 803 484 222
44 I remember throwing this one back in when it was a bare light bulb. 1.6141 0.02360 951 506 306 139
45 They say that, before sea level rose, you could walk into any Manhattan hotel lobby and find one of these things. 1.6087 0.02180 1150 627 346 177
46 I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. 1.6086 0.03136 580 323 161 96
47 some guys find fishing meditative, but I find it illuminating. 1.6016 0.02155 1220 685 336 199
48 I told you I felt a light tug on my line. 1.6003 0.02054 1306 725 378 203
49 I told you fishing in front of Mar-a-Lago would pay off. 1.6003 0.02031 1391 788 371 232
50 You usually only see these at night. 1.5960 0.01988 1302 704 420 178
51 Not surprised, I heard Trump's hotels are under water. 1.5943 0.02117 1272 725 338 209
52 "I told you Liberace used to fish here". 1.5907 0.02134 1158 639 354 165
53 That's nothing. You shoulda seen the Steinway that got away. 1.5851 0.02187 1116 625 329 162
54 10 hooks, waterproof LEDs, and real crystal. I call it: the chandelure. 1.5838 0.02296 1098 641 273 184
55 I call it the chandel-lure. 1.5799 0.02291 1045 598 288 159
56 If my wife asks, it took all day to clean the chandelier. 1.5762 0.02537 800 447 245 108
57 My wife said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. So....... 1.5759 0.02343 988 566 275 147
58 We have to stop fishing in the Hamptons. 1.5754 0.02341 982 561 277 144
59 Billy, this is why I hate fishing Mar a Lago. 1.5745 0.02438 966 570 237 159
60 Well, I finally caught something my wife will like. 1.5740 0.02351 960 546 277 137
61 Looks like Trump Towers finally went under. 1.5740 0.02406 960 558 253 149
62 Finally, something my wife will let me put up in the living room. 1.5737 0.02524 821 464 243 114
63 I was hoping to land something a little more contemporary. 1.5728 0.02244 948 515 323 110
64 I guess that's what you get for fishing at Pier 1. 1.5726 0.02458 943 556 234 153
65 I started off tying my own flies and things just got a little out of hand. 1.5716 0.02417 936 542 253 141
66 I see the bait, but where’s the switch? 1.5681 0.02497 889 521 231 137
67 It's a tradeoff: I clean the chandelier; she let's me fish. 1.5679 0.02462 891 516 244 131
68 That's what happens when you fish too close to Mar a Lago. 1.5670 0.02423 880 500 261 119
69 Beginner's luck -- all I've been getting are wall sconces. 1.5665 0.02445 872 498 254 120
70 I threw back the sconces, but this bad boy is definitely a keeper. 1.5643 0.02465 863 496 247 120
71 Catching these things is always more fun than cleaning them. 1.5632 0.02465 838 476 252 110
72 I like to make their last meal special. 1.5632 0.02567 838 494 216 128
73 Believe me, this is how you catch mermaids. 1.5622 0.02995 587 339 166 82
74 "I used both - bait AND switch". 1.5618 0.02488 833 477 244 112
75 I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... 1.5611 0.02564 818 478 221 119
76 It's a Lamprey! 1.5605 0.02506 810 462 242 106
77 Good thing it s kitsch and release! 1.5600 0.02651 809 486 193 130
78 Too bad. Chandelier season doesn't open till next week. 1.5597 0.02502 804 457 244 103
79 Yet another reason I hate fishing in The Hamptons. 1.5590 0.02524 805 462 236 107
80 By George, you’ve found the wreckage of Mar-a-Lago! Back in 2018, they warned him about the consequences of global warming, but did he listen? 1.5589 0.02668 798 480 190 128
81 I hate fishing near the Hamptons. 1.5589 0.02566 798 463 224 111
82 I not only want fish that taste good, I want fish with good taste. 1.5539 0.02603 751 433 220 98
83 Normally I use this for night fishing 1.5521 0.02621 739 427 216 96
84 I promised you we'd go fishing, I promised Mom I'd clean the chandelier 1.5516 0.02719 736 439 188 109
85 Octopi really are the masters of camouflage. 1.5506 0.02700 721 424 197 100
86 That's strange. They usually only come out at night. 1.5490 0.02655 714 413 210 91
87 Not bad - but you should've seen the Tiffany Lamp that got away. 1.5470 0.02749 702 417 186 99
88 She did say she wanted something fancy for dinner... 1.5469 0.02716 693 405 197 91
89 I forgot to tell you this pier sits over something they used to call Mar-a-Lago. 1.5459 0.02856 687 419 161 107
90 This is what happens when you use caviar for bait. 1.5457 0.03257 460 264 141 55
91 Go ahead and cast while I set the mood. 1.5452 0.02666 675 385 212 78
92 Before global warming, used to be a hotel here. 1.5448 0.02753 681 401 189 91
93 ...and this here lure I got outta Scott Pruitt's tackle box. 1.5420 0.02844 655 392 171 92
94 Fish? You want pier #2 then. 1.5419 0.02662 620 343 218 59
95 She asked me to wash the chandelier -- she didn't say how. 1.5417 0.02757 659 385 191 83
96 Teach a man to fish, something, something, chandelier. 1.5414 0.02871 652 393 165 94
97 I told you we shouldn't fish down stream from Mar-a-lago. 1.5408 0.02738 649 375 197 77
98 You are definitely going to want to mount that one. 1.5404 0.02628 644 359 222 63
99 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he can refurbish his living room 1.5404 0.02745 644 372 196 76
100 All I have is light tackle. 1.5386 0.02846 583 334 184 65
101 She said, "You can go fishing after you clean the chandelier." 1.5381 0.02923 630 382 157 91
102 Didn't I tell you we'd find the perfect chandelier at Pier 1? 1.5380 0.02967 632 389 146 97
103 Definitely invasive. They've driven the Swarovskis clean out. 1.5371 0.02861 620 367 173 80
104 Must be a pretty fancy school. 1.5365 0.02835 617 362 179 76
105 Judging by the fight it put up, I could have sworn it was a wall sconce. 1.5363 0.02828 619 363 180 76
106 See, I told you I felt a light tugging on my line. 1.5353 0.02983 609 372 148 89
107 That's nothing. I caught a Chihuly here last summer. 1.5341 0.02995 601 367 147 87
108 This is called the Liberace lure. I’m hoping to catch a Steinway. 1.5334 0.02960 598 361 155 82
109 I know, she's a beauty, but if it has less than 20 lights, I have to throw it back. 1.5333 0.02788 600 345 190 65
110 I call it a chande-lure. 1.5329 0.02892 593 350 170 73
111 My buddy recommended a bait shop on the Upper East Side. 1.5328 0.02845 595 347 179 69
112 How many years since Mar-a-Lago was lost to rising sea levels? 1.5328 0.03000 595 363 147 85
113 Dang, looks like my line is baroque again. 1.5326 0.02985 599 365 149 85
114 Damn! Another one! 1.5322 0.02962 590 355 156 79
115 We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. 1.5321 0.02955 560 329 164 67
116 Oh no, they're a bitch to clean. 1.5303 0.02952 577 344 160 73
117 I do all my shopping on-line. 1.5301 0.03123 581 365 124 92
118 Catching one is easy, cleaning it is the real work. 1.5282 0.02988 568 341 154 73
119 If it's under a thousand watts, you have to throw it back. 1.5282 0.02978 568 340 156 72
120 It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. 1.5273 0.02897 567 332 171 64
121 We are going to see well tonight. 1.5269 0.03264 558 360 102 96
122 The name of my new lure, Hank? The 'Liberace'! 1.5252 0.02919 535 309 171 55
123 Apparently the flood did reach the upper east side. 1.5252 0.02917 556 326 168 62
124 I told you this was easier than going to IKEA. 1.5248 0.02963 524 304 165 55
125 Since I caught the armoire this is the only bait I ever use. 1.5245 0.02982 551 328 157 66
126 No,I said bring cans of beer. 1.5241 0.03267 540 345 107 88
127 If we go further out, we may be able to catch the entire living room set. 1.5241 0.02911 540 313 171 56
128 Too bad you threw back that electric eel. 1.5233 0.03185 537 335 123 79
129 It's my newest lure, I call it "The Liberace". 1.5232 0.03154 539 334 128 77
130 Finally something my wife will let me bring into the house. 1.5226 0.03050 532 319 148 65
131 Just my luck,Chandelier season doesn't open until Saturday. 1.5226 0.03026 532 317 152 63
132 A few more weekends and I'm done remodeling. 1.5217 0.03086 529 320 142 67
133 I was hoping for something more contemporary. 1.5217 0.02832 529 299 184 46
134 Got caught on the alternating current. 1.5210 0.03001 524 309 157 58
135 Sometimes, I hate The Hamptons. 1.5201 0.03217 523 327 120 76
136 This is why I don't like fishing in The Hamptons. 1.5198 0.03245 529 335 113 81
137 It tends to lure a higher class of fish. 1.5198 0.02980 529 312 159 58
138 They're fun to catch but I detest cleaning them. 1.5185 0.03230 513 320 120 73
139 Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.5185 0.03110 513 310 140 63
140 I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. 1.5184 0.03173 515 317 129 69
141 Fishing's good here in the eBay. 1.5184 0.03101 515 311 141 63
142 We're gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.5184 0.03015 515 304 155 56
143 If you can't drain the swamp, you might as well catch what's in it. 1.5177 0.03146 508 309 135 64
144 Got these at the Mar-A-Lago bankruptcy sale - cheaper than worms and work great on bottom feeders. Last week I caught Mitch McConnell. 1.5173 0.03378 491 313 102 76
145 I'd keep it--but my wife hates to clean them. 1.5168 0.03097 505 303 143 59
146 I assume it’s a Waterford. 1.5168 0.03084 505 302 145 58
147 They're fun to catch, but hell to clean 1.5159 0.03261 502 314 117 71
148 That’s the last time I use glow worms. 1.5159 0.03136 502 304 137 61
149 Now all I have to do is catch an electric eel! 1.5157 0.03158 508 311 132 65
150 I guess this is why they call it the eBay. 1.5151 0.03261 497 310 118 69
151 I did borrow Scott Pruitt's fishing pole. Why do you ask? 1.5150 0.03276 499 313 115 71
152 You should have seen the Steinway that got away. 1.5145 0.03210 484 295 129 60
153 I used a chandelure. 1.5142 0.03213 494 304 126 64
154 Throw it back. We need a Tiffany Lamp. 1.5141 0.03104 498 299 142 57
155 I think I've found the Titanic 1.5133 0.03288 450 272 125 53
156 Looks like Scott Pruitt is redecorating again. 1.5132 0.03279 491 307 116 68
157 Hm. Hook, line, and fixture. 1.5124 0.03166 482 291 135 56
158 Let's see if the hedge fund managers are biting. 1.5123 0.03292 486 304 115 67
159 Seems this is where Mar-a-Lago was prior to the sea level rise. 1.5115 0.03235 479 294 125 60
160 Honestly, can't I catch just one thing that's mid-century modern? 1.5114 0.03130 481 288 140 53
161 If it doesn't have at least 12 candles, you're supposed to throw it back. 1.5105 0.03206 474 288 130 56
162 Looks like those fish are having a ball. 1.5105 0.03247 474 291 124 59
163 They stopped biting on the disco ball. 1.5096 0.03287 469 290 119 60
164 Looks like we're eating light tonight. 1.5096 0.03304 471 293 116 62
165 Alison loves it when I come here. Last week I caught a Dinette Set. 1.5086 0.03171 464 278 136 50
166 I think I’ll mount it over the dining room table 1.5076 0.03176 463 278 135 50
167 Looks like it’s two candles over the limit. 1.5065 0.03146 460 274 139 47
168 Hmm, Debbie says if I catch it, I clean it. So, back it goes. 1.5055 0.03331 453 281 115 57
169 The glitterati are biting today. 1.5045 0.03356 446 277 113 56
170 Yeah, I thought I felt a light tug on the line. 1.5034 0.03358 443 275 113 55
171 Sorry, French, mid-18th century is on the 'catch and release' list. 1.5034 0.03285 445 272 122 51
172 Yes, I think your wife WILL notice that it's gone 1.5012 0.03478 433 275 99 59
173 If it’s 40 watts or less you have to toss it back. 1.5011 0.03218 443 267 130 46
174 What did you use for bait? 1.5000 0.03277 432 262 124 46
175 Well, this is what we get for fishing in the Hamptons. 1.5000 0.03211 432 258 132 42
176 You know what they say Bob, 'if it ain't Baroque, don't fish it.' 1.4988 0.03468 427 270 101 56
177 It’s how you catch the orange-headed Trumpfish. 1.4988 0.03436 427 268 105 54
178 No, I don't expect to catch anything. My wife asked me to clean the damn thing. 1.4988 0.03428 423 264 107 52
179 I think I'll keep it and mount it on the ceiling. 1.4988 0.03499 409 256 102 51
180 The lure's not cheap, but the fish are fabulous. 1.4976 0.03401 422 262 110 50
181 It's part of the 'catch and redecorate' program. 1.4976 0.03396 420 260 111 49
182 Jon, I’m gay. 1.4976 0.03541 418 267 94 57
183 You should have seen the candelabra that got away. 1.4964 0.03329 417 254 119 44
184 I'm not sure if I should switch my bait or bait my switch. 1.4964 0.03405 413 255 111 47
185 She said I had to clean it before I could go fishing. 1.4964 0.03422 413 256 109 48
186 I'll mount this one in the dining room. 1.4951 0.03370 410 251 115 44
187 It's always in the last place you look, isn't it? 1.4951 0.03458 410 256 105 49
188 I normally catch and release, but you've seen how drab my foyer is. 1.4951 0.03347 408 248 118 42
189 It appears these fish are more sophisticated than we thought. 1.4951 0.03347 408 248 118 42
190 I have a feeling this is about as close to winning the lottery as I'm going to get. 1.4938 0.03310 405 244 122 39
191 I told you I felt a light tug! 1.4925 0.03491 402 252 102 48
192 We're gonna eat like kings tonight. 1.4925 0.03414 400 246 111 43
193 Lamprey, obviously. 1.4925 0.03575 400 255 93 52
194 Throw it back. Nobody will ever believe you. 1.4914 0.03524 405 257 97 51
195 Sure, it’s a bit ostentatious, but I find it attracts a better class of fish. 1.4897 0.03552 390 246 97 47
196 It attracts a better class of fish. 1.4885 0.03324 393 237 120 36
197 First time fishing in the Hamptons? 1.4883 0.03606 385 245 92 48
198 i remember my grandfather telling me about a hotel that used to exist here near the old coastline... what was it called now.... Mor Lego? ...something like that. 1.4883 0.03587 385 244 94 47
199 Looks like the Neptunes are renovating again. 1.4883 0.03587 385 244 94 47
200 We used to catch them twice this size when I was a kid! 1.4869 0.03511 382 238 102 42
201 I only catch the best fish with this. Classy ones. The biggest fish. Huge. 1.4868 0.03660 380 244 87 49
202 It's called "The Melania". Guaranteed to catch clownfish. 1.4868 0.03660 380 244 87 49
203 I guess it makes sense...it’s a Waterford. 1.4868 0.03564 380 239 97 44
204 Well now I feel under-dressed. 1.4855 0.03512 379 236 102 41
205 Well that's the last time I use caviar for bait 1.4855 0.03648 379 243 88 48
206 This is the bait they use at Mar-a-lago. 1.4854 0.03585 377 238 95 44
207 They told me to use light tackle for fishing off the dock. 1.4854 0.03424 377 230 111 36
208 'If I snag that electric eel its going to get interesting." 1.4854 0.03505 377 234 103 40
209 If it's Ikea I'm throwing it back. 1.4854 0.03624 377 240 91 46
210 It's an affluent river. 1.4854 0.03444 377 231 109 37
211 It tends to attract the more upscale fish. 1.4838 0.03595 370 233 95 42
212 It's called the Chande-lure. 1.4838 0.03574 370 232 97 41
213 She said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. 1.4838 0.03734 370 240 81 49
214 It fought like a lamprey. 1.4824 0.03498 369 228 104 37
215 The Liberace 910 lure... good choice Herb. 1.4824 0.03581 369 232 96 41
216 You can’t eat it , but your wife will definitely let you fish again tomorrow! 1.4822 0.03350 365 218 118 29
217 Great. As if cleaning a fish isn't hard enough. 1.4822 0.03672 365 233 88 44
218 Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. 1.4821 0.03708 363 233 85 45
219 How's the current here? 1.4807 0.03546 362 225 100 37
220 I'm after the elusive Orange Trumpfish which is attracted to tacky, glitzy lures. It's a trash fish, an invasive species, absolutely no good for much of anything, but it preys on the useful native stock and we're trying to get rid of it. 1.4806 0.03813 360 236 75 49
221 The guy at the bait shop said the Liberaces are running. 1.4806 0.03792 360 235 77 48
222 Last week sconces were running. 1.4806 0.03561 360 224 99 37
223 Moving to the Upper East Side has changed you, Marvin. 1.4806 0.03604 360 226 95 39
224 The bait-shop said to use light tackle. 1.4790 0.03690 357 228 87 42
225 Yesterday the refrigerators were biting. 1.4790 0.03626 357 225 93 39
226 I knew I shouldn't be using light tackle. 1.4771 0.03634 350 220 93 37
227 Finding a Mother's Day gift while fishing may be the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1.4771 0.03853 350 230 73 47
228 Did I mention this spot used to be a Trump Tower before global warming? 1.4754 0.03807 345 224 78 43
229 Damn! I'm only licensed for candelabra. 1.4752 0.03665 343 216 91 36
230 Just tell her you found it online. 1.4752 0.03802 343 222 79 42
231 Wow! You caught that with a 10-watt bulb? 1.4752 0.03618 343 214 95 34
232 Even the East River's gettin' gentrified. 1.4752 0.03688 343 217 89 37
233 You think it’s the same one we caught earlier? 1.4737 0.03578 342 212 98 32
234 Shame to throw it back, but incandescents are illegal now. 1.4737 0.03625 342 214 94 34
235 Trust me; you get a whole different class of fish. 1.4720 0.03648 339 213 92 34
236 A classic case of bait and switch. 1.4718 0.03759 337 216 83 38
237 They sell it at the Mar-a-Lago Bait & Tackle Shop. 1.4718 0.03759 337 216 83 38
238 My wife is going to kill me. She made me promise I wouldn't catch anything she's have to clean. 1.4716 0.03752 335 214 84 37
239 Finally, a catch my wife will be happy with. 1.4713 0.03857 331 215 76 40
240 Well that explains the bioluminescence. 1.4697 0.03744 330 210 85 35
241 First, you've got to set the mood. 1.4693 0.03901 326 213 73 40
242 I once caught a candelabra that was twice this size. 1.4693 0.03702 326 205 89 32
243 Liberace gave it to me. He never caught anything with it either. 1.4681 0.03801 329 212 80 37
244 It must have been a really ugly divorce. 1.4677 0.03836 325 210 78 37
245 Throw it back. Too gauche. 1.4677 0.03786 325 208 82 35
246 This beats dusting the damn thing! 1.4675 0.03700 323 203 89 31
247 Bioluminescence. 1.4675 0.03828 323 208 79 36
248 No wonder Liberace fished here all the time. 1.4673 0.03896 321 209 74 38
249 It’s called the Chande-Lure™, patent pending. 1.4673 0.03743 321 203 86 32
250 My wife might actually let me mount this one in the house 1.4673 0.03795 321 205 82 34
251 I had to release the bedside lamp, but this one looks big enough to keep. 1.4673 0.03717 321 202 88 31
252 Welcome to the Hamptons. You won't catch that in the East River. 1.4654 0.03872 318 206 76 36
253 This will go great with the table and chairs I caught last week. 1.4654 0.03688 318 199 90 29
254 So, Liberace sleeps with the fishes? 1.4654 0.03923 318 208 72 38
255 How long have you been baiting with cocktail shrimp? 1.4654 0.03897 318 207 74 37
256 The East River cleanup is working. Still no fish but the pollution is classier. 1.4652 0.03759 316 200 85 31
257 I was here all day yesterday and only caught two night lights. 1.4652 0.03785 316 201 83 32
258 You're gonna need a bigger table 1.4652 0.03838 316 203 79 34
259 I don’t think the Titanic is as far down as they thought. 1.4652 0.03812 316 202 81 33
260 This one is going on the ceiling. 1.4652 0.03992 316 209 67 40
261 The trick is casting without blowing out the candles.. 1.4652 0.03812 316 202 81 33
262 "Hmm, throw it back or completely change the dining room? 1.4650 0.03882 314 203 76 35
263 They tell me fishing is best when you catch the first light. 1.4650 0.03882 314 203 76 35
264 It’ll look great mounted. 1.4650 0.03934 314 205 72 37
265 It's even more surprising that it is still lit. 1.4650 0.03856 314 202 78 34
266 If you give a man a chandelier he has light for one room, but if you teach a man to fish for chandeliers he has light for his entire life 1.4642 0.03969 321 213 67 41
267 It's not just the bait. . .it's the ambience. 1.4633 0.03646 313 194 93 26
268 Now, I know why they call it crystal lake. 1.4633 0.03811 313 200 81 32
269 I want to attract a higher class of fish. 1.4633 0.03729 313 197 87 29
270 Last week the Eames chairs were running. 1.4633 0.03864 313 202 77 34
271 Your rod doesn't hold a candle to mine. 1.4633 0.03811 313 200 81 32
272 So typical. Extravagant lifestyle but living under water. 1.4630 0.03634 311 192 94 25
273 Yeah, but who's gonna clean it. 1.4628 0.03819 309 197 81 31
274 Too polluted for fish, but great for getting the tarnish off silver. 1.4610 0.03744 308 194 86 28
275 Yeah, they work, but they're a bitch to tie. 1.4610 0.03772 308 195 84 29
276 So THATS what a 1000 dollar lure looks like. 1.4608 0.03873 306 197 77 32
277 My last time fishing the Hamptons. 1.4608 0.04062 306 204 63 39
278 That's the thing about Mar-a-Lago. Fishing's good, but lotsa junk. 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
279 I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4608 0.04218 306 210 51 45
280 It tends to catch a better class of fish. 1.4603 0.03882 302 194 77 31
281 It’s the easiest way to clean it. 1.4603 0.03939 302 196 73 33
282 The mystery, Rick, isn't how it was in twelve feet of water under a dock in a lake. The mystery is how the candles are still lit. 1.4593 0.03946 307 201 71 35
283 Yeah. The wife'll probably be mad, but I couldn't find my tackle box. 1.4582 0.04023 299 197 67 35
284 Just my luck! Chandelier season doesn't begin until next week. 1.4582 0.03910 299 193 75 31
285 Liberace used to fish here. 1.4582 0.03939 299 194 73 32
286 Found it. 1.4582 0.03995 299 196 69 34
287 And this, son, is why we call her “Lake Superior.” 1.4582 0.03967 299 195 71 33
288 You say it's called a Chandelure? 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
289 Now she’ll probably want me to fish for the matching table lamp. 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
290 Everything’s gotten tackier since Trump was elected. 1.4561 0.04025 296 195 67 34
291 I'm gonna try the menorah instead. 1.4558 0.03958 294 191 72 31
292 Finally something my wife will let me hang up. 1.4552 0.03937 290 187 74 29
293 I don’t think I want to see what you catch with that lure. 1.4552 0.03907 290 186 76 28
294 I'm surprised - I was using a lure for floor lamps. 1.4552 0.03967 290 188 72 30
295 I think it’s a metaphor. 1.4533 0.03823 289 183 81 25
296 Remember when sea levels were normal and all we ever caught was fish? 1.4533 0.04037 289 190 67 32
297 "It's called 'The Liberace Lure'". 1.4533 0.04183 289 195 57 37
298 I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... 1.4530 0.03841 287 182 80 25
299 Just once, I'd like to catch an actual fish. 1.4530 0.04117 287 191 62 34
300 Someone must be underwater on their home loan. 1.4530 0.03873 287 183 78 26
301 I guess that’s why the locals call it eBay 1.4526 0.03955 285 184 73 28
302 Why couldn't it be a Chihuly? 1.4507 0.03964 284 184 72 28
303 More crap from the Titanic 1.4500 0.04223 280 189 56 35
304 Holy mackerel, I think I caught a Swarovski! 1.4500 0.04068 280 184 66 30
305 It might be from the lost casino of Atlantis. 1.4491 0.03922 285 184 74 27
306 It's better for night fishing. 1.4484 0.03994 281 183 70 28
307 They're not biting. The lighting's not right. 1.4480 0.04172 279 187 59 33
308 My wife told me to clean the chandelier and I was thinking--why not? 1.4477 0.04100 277 183 64 30
309 I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... 1.4477 0.04287 277 189 52 36
310 Another antique store gone under. 1.4477 0.03970 277 179 72 26
311 Probably from the White House. They’ve thrown everything else out! 1.4477 0.04131 277 184 62 31
312 There must be a current here. 1.4477 0.04163 277 185 60 32
313 So, what kind of wine should you serve with this? 1.4477 0.03937 277 178 74 25
314 When he touted how Climate Change was just Fake News, he forgot how close Mar-a-Lago was to the water. 1.4477 0.03937 277 178 74 25
315 I don't know whether to throw it back or redesign my dining room. 1.4477 0.04100 277 183 64 30
316 I only use this lure for special occasions. 1.4473 0.04089 275 181 65 29
317 You're laughing now, but you owe me fifty bucks if this works 1.4469 0.03875 273 173 78 22
318 Its the most beautiful treble hook in the world. But I have to admit, its a bitch to cast. 1.4469 0.04208 273 183 58 32
319 It's called a Liberace Spinner 1.4469 0.04143 273 181 62 30
320 Frank, you add a touch of class to every occasion. 1.4469 0.04111 273 180 64 29
321 Amazing fight this one gave...like it knew it was going to end up in the dining room... 1.4465 0.03824 271 170 81 20
322 You should have seen the marble fireplace that got away. 1.4465 0.04295 271 184 53 34
323 Not how I expected light tackle to work. 1.4465 0.04133 271 179 63 29
324 They're going to call me a liar. 1.4453 0.04066 274 180 66 28
325 I think it's time to hang it up. 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
326 Oh, that’s right, we’re right over where Park Ave. was, back in the 2020’s. 1.4444 0.04110 270 178 64 28
327 Before global warming, Mar-a-Lago was under this spot. 1.4440 0.04298 268 182 53 33
328 Well, at least it goes with the dinette set I caught yesterday. 1.4440 0.04098 268 176 65 27
329 Looks like I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.4440 0.04265 268 181 55 32
330 Fishing in the Hamptons never gets old. 1.4436 0.04154 266 176 62 28
331 It's called a chandelure. 1.4432 0.04246 264 177 57 30
332 I just hope that my wife doesn't notice it's gone. 1.4432 0.04001 264 170 71 23
333 Well, we may not have much to eat tonight, but we'll be dining in style. 1.4432 0.04108 264 173 65 26
334 They must be draining the swamp near here. 1.4432 0.04313 264 179 53 32
335 I guess our rising seas have reached a new ceiling. 1.4432 0.04211 264 176 59 29
336 I said get fish that taste good, not fish with good taste. 1.4432 0.04211 264 176 59 29
337 Last week I caught a fifteen pound sconce. 1.4411 0.04188 263 175 60 28
338 Never mind hanging it on your wall, hang that sucker from the ceiling. 1.4406 0.04032 261 169 69 23
339 It's the light at the end of the channel 1.4406 0.04315 261 177 53 31
340 When you said bring light tackle, I thought you were joking. 1.4406 0.04176 261 173 61 27
341 I said we shouldn't fish from pier one! 1.4397 0.04113 257 168 65 24
342 Yeah, it's a keeper, but they're a bitch to clean. 1.4397 0.04187 257 170 61 26
343 Well, they said the water was crystal clear... 1.4389 0.03984 262 169 71 22
344 Much faster than dusting by hand. 1.4375 0.04049 256 166 68 22
345 I’ve gotta stop using caviar for bait. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
346 You caught it, you clean it. 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
347 Where did they say Titanic went down? 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
348 Mar-a-lago, 2250. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
349 ''Well I did tell the wife I'd bring something home for the dinner table'' 1.4375 0.04197 256 170 60 26
350 It's not dinner, but it might work in the dining room. 1.4375 0.03894 256 162 76 18
351 You caught it, you clean it. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
352 I call this my 'chandelure.' 1.4370 0.04071 254 165 67 22
353 The electric eels love it. 1.4370 0.04109 254 166 65 23
354 The guys are right, Pete. Money has changed you. 1.4365 0.04093 252 164 66 22
355 I told you we were too close to Mar-a-Lago. 1.4365 0.04282 252 169 56 27
356 I almost caught a two foot sconce here two weeks ago but it got away. 1.4365 0.04170 252 166 62 24
357 It doesn't catch many fish, but the fish it catches are simply fabulous. 1.4362 0.04437 243 165 50 28
358 You're gonna need a bigger cooler. 1.4360 0.04194 250 165 61 24
359 Maybe next time we should fish a little further away from Mar-a-Lago. 1.4337 0.04429 249 171 48 30
360 Fishing near The Hamptons has its own reward. 1.4337 0.04429 249 171 48 30
361 First thing I've ever caught my wife won't mind cleaning. 1.4337 0.04166 249 164 62 23
362 I found this fishing lure on Trump.com 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
363 I started with a simple spoon lure and things just kind of escalated from there. 1.4327 0.04445 245 168 48 29
364 You’ll have to throw it back, you’re over the watt limit. 1.4327 0.04408 245 167 50 28
365 I shouldn’t have used caviar. 1.4327 0.04253 245 163 58 24
366 It's time to make the ocean great again. 1.4321 0.04472 243 167 47 29
367 These things are a bitch to clean. 1.4309 0.04200 246 163 60 23
368 You want to get them in the mood first. 1.4309 0.04355 246 167 52 27
369 This is a great spot. I furnished my whole apartment here last year. 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
370 Catch and release or catch and restore ? 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
371 I see you bought the new Liberachi lure. 1.4298 0.04289 242 162 56 24
372 Too small, throw it back in. 1.4298 0.04329 242 163 54 25
373 I know you like expensive lures Bob, but this is ridiculous. 1.4298 0.04369 242 164 52 26
374 Throw it back, it has incandescent bulbs. 1.4298 0.04085 242 157 66 19
375 You shoulda seen the credenza that got away! 1.4292 0.04108 240 156 65 19
376 But it will go well with the baby grand piano I caught last week. 1.4286 0.04258 238 158 58 22
377 I threw a set of Royal Doultan back last week. 1.4286 0.04088 238 154 66 18
378 It's just a more elaborate "bait with a switch". 1.4286 0.04300 238 159 56 23
379 I’ll bet it’s the sconce I threw back last summer. 1.4280 0.04408 236 160 51 25
380 This has “Mob” written all over it. 1.4280 0.04367 236 159 53 24
381 Wow, I guess Venice really is sinking! 1.4274 0.04352 234 157 54 23
382 You're a miserable fisherman, but you have exquisite taste. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
383 So this is where the Mar-a-Lago used to be, huh? 1.4274 0.04517 234 161 46 27
384 Son, for every one of these you come across, you're going to catch a lot of flashlights. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
385 Well they said the water here was crystal clear. 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
386 Again?! 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
387 I'm going to release it. Too hard to clean. 1.4262 0.04311 237 159 55 23
388 Just another bait & kitsch 1.4255 0.04461 235 161 48 26
389 Wow, that Liberace lure really works! 1.4255 0.04542 235 163 44 28
390 I don’t know if I should throw it back or take it to Antiques Road Show. 1.4255 0.04295 235 157 56 22
391 The EPA doesn’t care about light pollution. 1.4249 0.04489 233 160 47 26
392 It's a chande-lure. 1.4242 0.04260 231 153 58 20
393 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, his wife takes the house. 1.4236 0.04504 229 157 47 25
394 Yeah, this was Liberace's place before the climate changed. 1.4231 0.04432 234 160 49 25
395 I've got nothing. Any nibbles on that harpsichord? 1.4231 0.04264 234 156 57 21
396 We have to release it if it's LED. 1.4231 0.04391 234 159 51 24
397 Suddenly I feel a little underdressed 1.4229 0.04402 227 153 52 22
398 Best thing for lampreys. 1.4229 0.04618 227 158 42 27
399 I call it a chande-lure. 1.4229 0.04533 227 156 46 25
400 Nice lure. You fishin' for debutantes again? 1.4213 0.04417 235 161 49 25
401 This is the last time we fish in Connecticut. 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
402 I told my wife I went antiquing. 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
403 I think it's a cousin of the lantern fish. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
404 I’d throw it back, but it’s perfect for the foyer. 1.4204 0.04185 226 148 61 17
405 I'll let the wife clean this one. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
406 Those clown fish have some sense of humor. 1.4204 0.04185 226 148 61 17
407 We gotta stop fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4204 0.04546 226 156 45 25
408 I'm going for the lamprey. 1.4204 0.04414 226 153 51 22
409 Worms are great, but I prefer to offer a complete dining experience. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
410 But when I tell this story, it’s going to be an eighteenth-century original. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
411 Finally, something that my wife will allow me to mount. 1.4204 0.04589 226 157 43 26
412 Great. Another one. 1.4204 0.04369 226 152 53 21
413 So how long have you been fishing at Pier 1? 1.4204 0.04502 226 155 47 24
414 Sure I did lots of acid in college. Why do you ask? 1.4196 0.04442 224 152 50 22
415 Swell! Now we can fish all night. 1.4189 0.04378 222 149 53 20
416 Whoa that’s nice. And they say our oceans are full of trash 1.4189 0.04378 222 149 53 20
417 told you not to bait it with that electric eel 1.4189 0.04188 222 145 61 16
418 It's fine, my wife can cook anything. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
419 Yep. It's a classic bait and switch. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
420 Why would a mermaid be interested in a worm? 1.4185 0.04398 227 154 51 22
421 "It's a little gilded lure I made to attract the elusive Trumpfish, a real big bottom feeder! 1.4182 0.04680 220 154 40 26
422 Poseidon or Titanic? 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
423 If it's not a Swarovski i'd throw it back. 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
424 I'm gonna throw it back. They're too hard to clean. 1.4182 0.04724 220 155 38 27
425 If this doesn't catch a Liberace nothing will. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
426 It could be from an offshore account. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
427 I think I'll call it the chande-lure. 1.4182 0.04262 220 145 58 17
428 I've heard they're murder to clean. 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
429 Throw it back it's too hard to clean. 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
430 Guess you're right. Mar a Lago was ' round here before the ice caps melted. 1.4174 0.04844 218 156 33 29
431 The fish are having a ball today. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
432 Catch and release, my ass. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
433 I'm beginning to come around on the climate change debate. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
434 I caught it with a 7-watt LED orange-glo specialty bulb. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
435 If it’s not Baccarat I just catch and release. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
436 So that's what happened to Mar-a-lago. 1.4155 0.04558 219 151 45 23
437 Well, this casts fishing in a whole new light! 1.4155 0.04273 219 145 57 17
438 Trump Tower is still under water . 1.4147 0.04726 217 153 38 26
439 Nuts! This is a catch and release area. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
440 I finally caught one that my wife may let me mount! 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
441 Why, last year it was just a little table lamp when I tossed it back. 1.4147 0.04250 217 143 58 16
442 Until now, I hadn't really appreciated sea glass. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
443 Darn Global Warming - there used to be something called Trump Tower down here. 1.4147 0.04588 217 150 44 23
444 I told you gentrification was gonna ruin this spot. 1.4140 0.04475 215 146 49 20
445 It works great, but I'm constantly having to throw back interior designers. 1.4131 0.04456 213 144 50 19
446 Yeah, they're big, but really tasteless. 1.4131 0.04456 213 144 50 19
447 Damn light pollution. 1.4131 0.04505 213 145 48 20
448 See if you can hook the grand piano. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
449 I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4123 0.04730 211 148 39 24
450 On the plus side, I told my wife I was going shopping. 1.4123 0.04383 211 141 53 17
451 I could see mounting it in the dining room. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
452 Be careful what you fish for 1.4123 0.04584 211 145 45 21
453 Hey Bob, shouldn’t you use an extension cord instead of fishing line? 1.4123 0.04279 211 139 57 15
454 The dining room tables were really hitting yesterday. 1.4115 0.04566 209 143 46 20
455 I don't care about catching fish. I just like the ambiance. 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
456 "I told you Liberace used to fish here". 1.4115 0.04616 209 144 44 21
457 I knew it was a mistake to use light tackle 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
458 We know about their schools, I guess now they have ballrooms ! 1.4115 0.04566 209 143 46 20
459 Why do we still go fishing in The Hamptons? 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
460 I think they can tell it's not real crystal 1.4115 0.04714 209 146 40 23
461 You misunderstood when I said fishing would cast a new light on retirement. 1.4104 0.04567 212 146 45 21
462 It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. 1.4087 0.04318 208 138 55 15
463 LIMERICK: One morning while fishing for bream...The guys pulled up something glassine..."It is very pretty,..But I bet they taste shitty...And my wife says they're not easy to clean." 1.4085 0.04350 213 143 53 17
464 Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. 1.4078 0.04762 206 145 38 23
465 Back before the waters rose, this was a pretty ritzy neighborhood. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
466 So that's why they call it Waterford crystal. 1.4069 0.04694 204 142 41 21
467 I'm pretty sure the bait shop didn't suggest 'allure'. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
468 Fish love it. Most of ‘em grew up hearing stories about the Titanic ballroom. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
469 Did I ever tell you about the time I went fishing with Liberace? 1.4059 0.04727 202 141 40 21
470 It was a big fixture in a small pond. 1.4059 0.04347 202 134 54 14
471 We gotta stop fishing off the Upper East Side. 1.4059 0.04779 202 142 38 22
472 Make sure it's not plugged in! 1.4059 0.04621 202 139 44 19
473 I’m hoping to catch a socialite. 1.4059 0.04779 202 142 38 22
474 Marilyn's been hounding me to clean the chandelier, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. 1.4059 0.04459 202 136 50 16
475 I caught a nice foyer with it last year. 1.4059 0.04568 202 138 46 18
476 I'm mainly fishing for compliments. 1.4059 0.04568 202 138 46 18
477 I never believed that it was totally dark down there 1.4059 0.04727 202 141 40 21
478 She's a beauty all right, but sadly, chandelier season doesn't open until next Tuesday. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
479 Yeah, I'm using light tackle... 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
480 The fish here won't bite unless they know you've got money. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
481 my decorator recommended this place 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
482 I found it on the internet. It's called a chande-lure. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
483 It went right for the plug. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
484 Actually, it's high-end mermaid bait. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
485 It felt heavy when I was reeling it in, but it’s actually pretty light. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
486 I use 100 dollar bills for bait...last week I caught a Tiffany lamp! 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
487 She won't clean that either. 1.4039 0.04656 203 141 42 20
488 Catch and release, or catch and regift? 1.4035 0.05152 171 120 33 18
489 Eight bulbs, it's a keeper. 1.4030 0.04358 201 134 53 14
490 Nice catch.” “Yah, but they’re hard to clean’ 1.4021 0.04904 189 133 36 20
491 What ever happened to liberace's yacht? 1.4020 0.04880 199 142 34 23
492 My new strategy is to lull them into a false sense of prosperity. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
493 It’s called the Liberace lure, but it looked a lot smaller in the brochure. 1.4020 0.04775 199 140 38 21
494 Well, I must admit . . . he did at least make fishing great again. 1.4020 0.04722 199 139 40 20
495 I thought I felt the tug of the nouveau riche. 1.4010 0.04645 197 136 43 18
496 I'm finally bringing home something my wife will like. 1.4010 0.04810 197 139 37 21
497 If I let it go, I won't have to clean it. 1.4010 0.04701 197 137 41 19
498 Well, it’s the first thing I ever caught that my wife might like. 1.4010 0.04475 197 133 49 15
499 It would look great in my dining room but I'm over my limit. 1.4010 0.04475 197 133 49 15
500 You think your wife will let you mount this one? 1.4010 0.04532 197 134 47 16
501 Very interesting. I spotted a school of them yesterday, out by the lighthouse. 1.4010 0.04453 202 137 49 16
502 Cheapest Mothers Day present ever. 1.4000 0.04860 200 143 34 23
503 I read somewhere that folks were having good luck with light tackle this season. 1.4000 0.04790 195 137 38 20
504 Makes you see fishing in a whole new light. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
505 I call it the Liberace lure. 1.4000 0.04755 200 141 38 21
506 Well, this is disappointing. I was trying to catch a lantern fish. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
507 It's the Chande-Lure; it came with the Basso-Matic. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
508 Did you ever start doing something, and forget what you were doing right in the middle of it? 1.4000 0.04845 195 138 36 21
509 No one's gonna believe me, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. 1.4000 0.04447 195 131 50 14
510 One of those Trump lures? 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
511 Your ceilings are too high - throw it back. 1.4000 0.04387 195 130 52 13
512 It was a compromise, she said I could go fishing if I helped clean the house. 1.4000 0.04506 195 132 48 15
513 Can you think of an easier way to wash it? 1.4000 0.04755 200 141 38 21
514 Me? I’m fishing for lamprey. 1.3990 0.04936 193 138 33 22
515 Wow, what kind of bait did you use? 1.3990 0.04537 193 131 47 15
516 I prefer light tackle. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
517 I suggest that you come up with a better story on Antiques Roadshow. 1.3990 0.04655 193 133 43 17
518 You should’ve seen the fishxture that got away! 1.3990 0.04881 193 137 35 21
519 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
520 If you catch her you may not be able to afford her. 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
521 My wife said I could go fishing as long as I washed the chandelier first. 1.3979 0.04804 191 134 38 19
522 I don't know about a mermaid but you might catch Liberace. 1.3979 0.04861 191 135 36 20
523 Took me three months to tie this fly! 1.3969 0.04577 194 133 45 16
524 Just one electric eel and this baby'll light up like Christmas. 1.3968 0.04782 189 132 39 18
525 Why am I not shocked? 1.3968 0.04955 189 135 33 21
526 It’s spawning season and they can’t resist the ambiance. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
527 The guy at the bait shop suggested light tackle ... do you think it's too much? 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
528 Sorry son, looks like we're in for another light supper. 1.3958 0.04609 192 132 44 16
529 This will look great over the mahogany dining set I caught last week. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
530 Hey, Mr. Easily Distracted, your line's behind you. 1.3947 0.04582 190 130 45 15
531 Wow! What's the chances in catching an 1800's ormolu 32-light chandelier by Pierre-Philippe Thomire on a worm! 1.3947 0.05045 190 138 29 23
532 This is what you meant by a little light fishing? 1.3938 0.04410 193 130 50 13
533 We're gonna need a higher ceiling. 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
534 Lucky sure, but do you know how hard it's gonna be to catch the replacement bulbs? 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
535 That should go well with the beaded tapestry you caught yesterday. 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
536 At least my wife will actually want to hang this one. 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
537 ...the Wife, is on this "re-purposing" kick. 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
538 Looks like the Liberaces are running. 1.3925 0.04892 186 132 35 19
539 Nice catch Dad, but there is no way Mom is cleaning that! 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
540 Beginner’s luck 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
541 Bet you wish you hadn't thrown back the chifforobe now. 1.3915 0.04892 189 135 34 20
542 I don,t think that is what they meant when they said use a lighter bait. 1.3913 0.04930 184 131 34 19
543 Googled “bright shiny lures” 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
544 Teach a man to decorate and his wife will ask him to fish instead. 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
545 You want to set the right mood. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
546 Maybe my wife will let me mount this one. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
547 Too bad it’s catch and release. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
548 I know it’s catch and release, but this would look fabulous in my dining room. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
549 This is the last time I fish off of Mar a Lago 1.3901 0.05089 182 132 29 21
550 Last week I almost caught a memorah twice the size. 1.3901 0.04652 182 125 43 14
551 Cause it's a great spot for lampreys. 1.3901 0.04314 182 120 53 9
552 I’ll mount it on the ceiling. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
553 My wife got the house 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
554 I think you misunderstood “light tackle.” 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
555 I'll set the mood, you go ahead with the appetizers. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
556 Well you said you wanted to do some light fishing 1.3901 0.04384 182 121 51 10
557 I was right. We're over Mir-a-lago. Went under in 2050. 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
558 Now I wish I'd kept that electric eel. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
559 You catch better stuff on the East Side. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
560 I told you to get me "a lure" not "allure". 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
561 We really have to stop fishing next to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3898 0.04392 177 117 51 9
562 Not sure. It might be a lamprey. 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
563 If it has greater than 24 bulbs, you have to throw it back 1.3889 0.04753 180 125 40 15
564 I’d toss it back, last thing you need is another chandelier. 1.3889 0.05069 180 130 30 20
565 Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he can furnish his home for a lifetime. 1.3889 0.04753 180 125 40 15
566 I love fishing, but I spend way too much on lures. 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
567 So this is where they drained the swamp. 1.3889 0.05007 180 129 32 19
568 Throw it back. It’s a chandelier. We’re fishing for candelabra. 1.3889 0.04687 180 124 42 14
569 Is it a lamprey? 1.3880 0.05006 183 132 31 20
570 This must be part of the East River revitalization project. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
571 I'm using a silver spoon 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
572 Well this could be enlightening. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
573 Fish or cut crystal as they say. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
574 Nice going, Dan. You just ruined a bluefin's dinner party. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
575 I guess some of them live pretty well down there. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
576 Sure is a big one! Last week I only caught a sconce. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
577 You said you're pretty much a fixture on this dock, but this is ridiculous. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
578 Hey Hal? You ever wonder what they're really doing down there? 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
579 It's a lure for fish that have no taste. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
580 I was really hoping for something more Art Deco 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
581 its too small. throw it back 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
582 I'll be eating light for dinner. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
583 What’s weird is that it’s the second one. 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
584 My wife asked me to bring back fine dining for dinner. 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
585 before Global Warming, I think this was Mar-a-Lago. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
586 You ever buy a lure then think, "How'm I gonna cast this thing?" 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
587 I'm using light tackle 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
588 We'll get an electrician to gut and clean it. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
589 I was using a Louis XIV lure. 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
590 You should'a seen the one that got away. 1.3864 0.04477 176 118 48 10
591 I figured I might as well use it for something since I can't find the incandescent bulbs. 1.3859 0.04738 184 129 39 16
592 At least it's not the kitchen sink. 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
593 If you want to catch a fish that tastes good, you have to catch a fish with good taste. 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
594 Any other bright ideas? 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
595 This is how I caught your mother. 1.3829 0.04908 175 124 35 16
596 My grandpa taught me to fish, he was an interior decorator. 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
597 It's a custom chande-lure. 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
598 Just in time for Mother's Day ! 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
599 well , at least we know the water is crystal clear. 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
600 I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
601 Last week I caught a dining room set with six chairs. Good spot! 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
602 Can I borrow one of your lures? 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
603 This might actually look nice mounted on the ceiling. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
604 My Dad told me to try a flashier lure. 1.3815 0.04595 173 118 44 11
605 At least it's not Jimmy Hoffa. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
606 Looks like the fixtures are biting today. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
607 Some fish for the ones that taste good, I go for the ones with good taste. 1.3815 0.05147 173 126 28 19
608 Worms in Jersey; crystal on Nantucket. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
609 I thought you used the piano bait, Jim. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
610 Just my luck—chandelier season starts next week 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
611 It helps the fish see the bait. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
612 Going with the light tackle today, Herb? 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
613 My wife said to bring home something light for dinner! 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
614 The current isn't strong enough here. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
615 My teacher says this place used to called the upper west side, before all the icebergs melted. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
616 I'm gonna mount it in my dining room! 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
617 Did Phantom finally close? 1.3815 0.05276 173 128 24 21
618 Strangest thing happened the other day. Fish spoke to me. Swore he could play the piano if only I could get him a chandelier. How could I say no? 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
619 I was hoping to bring something home for a fancy dinner, but not this fancy. 1.3815 0.04595 173 118 44 11
620 I know it’s a keeper, but you should have seen the one that got away! 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
621 The electric eels can't resist it. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
622 Son, do you remember if the box said “chandelier” or “chande-lure”? 1.3815 0.04521 173 117 46 10
623 I'm tellin' ya, that Liberace, he sleeps with the fishes 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
624 Watch your head when I cast this baby out. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
625 The prices are great, but this is the last time I shop at Sam's Bait 'n Switch. 1.3801 0.04847 171 120 37 14
626 Fish livin’ like that? No wonder they’re so expensive. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
627 Hey, what's the size limit for these things? 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
628 I’ve got more time for fly tying since I retired. 1.3801 0.05256 171 126 25 20
629 Promised my wife I'd bring home something she wouldn't mind cleaning. 1.3801 0.04554 171 116 45 10
630 That's what I get for using light tackle. 1.3801 0.05055 171 123 31 17
631 There must be an easier way to dust this thing. 1.3801 0.05123 171 124 29 18
632 Can you believe some people thought winning the lottery would change me? 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
633 Yes it is hard to cast, but it’s very effective for night fishing! 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
634 When I asked if you had a light, that wasn't what I meant. 1.3787 0.04739 169 117 40 12
635 I’m trying to attract a better school of fish 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
636 Too bad , I'll have to throw it back. Chandelier season doesn't begin until fall. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
637 I guess I’ll have a light dinner. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
638 The guy at the bait shop tried to get me to switch to LEDs, but I'm a traditionalist. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
639 Maybe I'd get a few nibbles on eBay. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
640 This lure attracts DC sharks, Mar-a-Lago guests and other bottom feeders. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
641 I'm throwing it back—it's tasteless. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
642 I call it the chandel-lure. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
643 We’re gonna mount this whopper right above the dining room table. 1.3779 0.05294 172 128 23 21
644 No wonder fish are getting so expensive. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
645 It fought more like a candelabra than a chandelier. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
646 Damn! I've already caught my limit of chandeliers. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
647 The one I caught last year was bigger. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
648 Remind me never to fish at Mar-a-Lago again... 1.3772 0.05278 167 123 25 19
649 Better release it. Baroque is endangered. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
650 Well, getting them hooked on crystal is the easy part. 1.3772 0.05069 167 120 31 16
651 Chandelier or candleabra? That's your first question? 1.3772 0.05069 167 120 31 16
652 Teach a man to fish and he'll never be in the dark. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
653 Well, the wife won't mind cleaning this one. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
654 Things are a little different here in Mar-a-Lago. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
655 Through fishing comes enlightenment. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
656 Invasive species. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
657 Another one of those invasive species from France. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
658 I'm thinking I'll call it The ChandeLure. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
659 You have to toss it back if it's under 100 watts 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
660 If you want to catch the big fish they have to be impressed. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
661 Looks like another bank went under... 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
662 I chose Amazon's latest delivery option. 1.3772 0.05209 167 122 27 18
663 If it doesn't have at least 12 bulbs, I will have to release it 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
664 I couldn't think of a better way to wash off the dust. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
665 They're drawn to the light, but it's the ambience that captivates them. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
666 I use a heavy gauge line and old Phantom of the Opera CDs as bait. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
667 Don't be a fool, it's clearly an octopus in drag. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
668 Catch or release? 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
669 They can't resist the lure of antiques. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
670 Told you Miami used to be here. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
671 The trout are gearing up for antique roadshow again. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
672 It will be hard to explain this on Antiques Road Show. 1.3758 0.05393 165 123 22 20
673 I believe the trickle down economy is beginning to take hold. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
674 Unless this makes it into the New Yorker, my wife will never believe me. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
675 I guess we're eating light tonight 1.3758 0.05183 165 120 28 17
676 I think it really ties the pier together. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
677 After dark, I add a disco bobber. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
678 Another one? 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
679 Just don't contradict me when I tell everyone it could have filled a grand ballroom... 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
680 Last week I caught an armoire. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
681 I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
682 Just bait. No switch. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
683 I’m gonna catch me one of them real housewives. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
684 Figures, this lake was built on Liberace’s old estate. 1.3742 0.05300 163 120 25 18
685 That's what you get when you're just sittin' on the dock of eBay. 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
686 The guy at the Mar-a-Lago bait shack said this is the only thing that works. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
687 I find that I get more bites when I improve the ambiance. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
688 We are going to need a larger bucket. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
689 The hard part is keeping the candles lit 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
690 It’s my special lure for night fishing. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
691 I've got to stop using those electic eels as bait! 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
692 That's not a Walleye, it's a Waldorf. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
693 Darn, I was fishing for a new set of tires 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
694 Who do you hope to catch? Marie Antoinette? 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
695 Fishing near The Hamptons always pays off. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
696 I would have preferred something less formal. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
697 Didn't I say this would happen when the 1% moved in upstream? 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
698 It's the only bait that works for sole almondine in a bechamel sauce 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
699 Ya think that's why they call it Crystal Lake? 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
700 This one might look nice mounted in the dining room. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
701 Last time I’m using caviar as bait! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
702 First, you have to set the mood. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
703 Once it's battered and deep fried, no one will know the difference. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
704 I used caviar for bait. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
705 Ah, the old bait and switch... 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
706 That's not what I meant when I told you to bring light tackle. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
707 Law says we gotta throw her back, Chet, she’s under fifty lumens. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
708 This was a nice neighbood before the ocean level got so high. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
709 Too bad we have to release anything incandescent. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
710 When I tell the guys tomorrow, it's gonna have 30 lights. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
711 We must be about where Midtown was, back in 2030. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
712 It says Mar-a-Lago Ballroom. Must have been near the old coastline. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
713 I call it a heavy bait and light switch. 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
714 No wonder I've had no nibbles. The worm fell off. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
715 Gone fishing in the 1% pond 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
716 I always get confused: is it flotsam or jetsam? 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
717 If you've got about a year I can teach you to tie a fly like this. 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
718 “Are you using a chandelure? 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
719 It felt heavy but turned out to be light. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
720 This? - This is a tiddler, you should see the one I caught at Versailles. 1.3687 0.04660 160 110 41 9
721 Now if you just get something to put 'on' the table, we'll be all set. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
722 Lures are OK, but what really attracts fish is mood lighting. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
723 This is what I get for using light tackle. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
724 Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
725 Too bad this is a catch-and-release lake. That would look nice in your home. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
726 This is what happens when your neighborhood goes minimalist. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
727 Darn it, I'll have to throw it back. It's still credenza season. 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
728 Oh, I don’t want to catch them, I just like to watch them waltz. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
729 I used nightlights instead of nightcrawlers for bait. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
730 I'd better throw it back. My wife only likes mid-century modern. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
731 You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
732 Fishing over Mara Lago 2078. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
733 My philosophy always has been, 'Go big or go home decor.' 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
734 If that's not successful you might switch back to worms. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
735 Catch all the bottom-feeders you want. I’m after the one percent. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
736 This is the only place around you can still get incandescent. 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
737 This is nothing;last season I went hunting for rabbits and shot a stove. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
738 Just my luck. This does not match the guilded tole sconces with ancathus leaves I caught yesterday. 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
739 Be careful what you fish for 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
740 Son, this is from Trump's Mara Largo Resort. It's about 30 feet below us because he thought rising sea levels were a myth and/or Chinese fake news hoax. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
741 You never know what you're gonna' catch fishin' off Mar-a-Lago 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
742 No luck yet. How's the Edwardian chair working? 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
743 I've tried everything else; if this doesn't work I'm gonna hang it up. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
744 Nobody wants the family heirlooms anymore. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
745 Yes, I used to go fishing with Trump. Why do you ask? 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
746 It doesn't catch a lot of fish, just the top one percent. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
747 Looks like the overspending at the EPA is finally starting to pay off. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
748 I'm starting to wonder if this lure isn't a little too, oh, flashy. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
749 This one I'll have to mount on the ceiling. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
750 This will illuminate my collection of old boots quite nicely. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
751 I think we may have found the Titanic. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
752 I guess there is something to that "rising sea levels" thing. 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
753 It's more sporting to use a light tackle 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
754 You using glow worms? 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
755 This must be the sunken living room 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
756 Well Mr. Pence, now I know where Melania "stored" Ivana's decor. 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
757 And I used to doubt sea level rise. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
758 What in the world do you think they do down there, after we go home? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
759 I think we've found the lost continent. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
760 You know, I warned them about building McMansions too close to the water. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
761 It's called a chandelure. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
762 Dang, if I bring this home, my wife will want to join us fishing. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
763 When I said the fish had good taste, I meant for eating. 1.3618 0.04625 152 104 41 7
764 Nope, still nothin’. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
765 In these waters, its mostly 19th century. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
766 The wife won't mind getting this one mounted. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
767 I'm trying to catch a certain class of fish. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
768 "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
769 I've always had good luck fishing with light tackle. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
770 They say this is the spot where Trump Tower was back in the 21st century. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
771 It’s better when the sun is out. The prisms really attract the rainbow trout. 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
772 Annnnnd one more dip will rinse off the glass cleaner. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
773 You were right about those glow-worms, Earl. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
774 Gunning for fish with good taste, Charlie? 1.3600 0.04564 150 102 42 6
775 "Ahh dang it, another one. That's my fifth chandelier this week. I hate this pond." (Jack, age 9) 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
776 Cleaning this thing will be a bitch 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
777 You're right, I can't hold a candle to it. 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
778 I think it's one of those lantern fish. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
779 You still a Titanic denier? 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
780 Seems like this bait's in need of a switch. 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
781 It's called ambience. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
782 I call it the Liberace lure. The fish don't put up much of a fight but boy do they put on a show. 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
783 Nope. Anything under a Tiffany I have to throw back. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
784 Not again. 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
785 You gotta romance 'em a little bit first. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
786 Guess I was right to use light tackle today. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
787 That’s nothing. Last month, I caught a Tiffany lampshade. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
788 It's from Donald Trump's new line of bass lures. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
789 You can have it. I already caught my limit. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
790 Could be from Trump Tower; it's under water these days. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
791 It works better than worms, especially at night. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
792 If you want to eat caviar, you have to use the right bait. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
793 Contemporary revival, toss it back. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
794 I'm always catching big kitsch in a little pond. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
795 I can't catch a break today, I have the same chandelier in my dining room. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
796 So, you're a fixture at this spot huh? 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
797 The guy at the tackle shop recommended I use something big and shiny 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
798 Mermaids are not going to be attracted to your slimy worms. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
799 I though global warming was a hoax too, 'til I started catching these things. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
800 I think you should mount it in the foyer. 1.3576 0.05261 151 111 26 14
801 Great! Now we can fish past sundown. 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
802 Most troll, while I...seduce. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
803 So this was your bright idea? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
804 All I ever got was a flashlight. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
805 I told you not to use Beluga caviar... 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
806 I think I'll take it home and mount it. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
807 I'm after only the top 1% of fish. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
808 I almost forgot. Some time back, this is where Mar-a-Lago was. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
809 The swamp's not drained yet. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
810 They're beautiful, but not very good eating. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
811 I got it in the divorce. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
812 I didn't know Liberace was buried at sea. 1.3562 0.05476 146 109 22 15
813 Buoyant? I thought you said flamboyant. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
814 Remember, we’re fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
815 It's what they call a ChandeLure 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
816 I was hoping to mount a bass on the wall, but I guess this could go in the dining room. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
817 It’s so much easier to bring the table to the farm. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
818 Don't you have one of these mounted on your ceiling? 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
819 That’s what happens when you use a WASP for bait. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
820 What I find more astounding is that the candles are still lit! 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
821 Does this look fishy to you? 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
822 Should I mount this on the wall or on the ceiling? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
823 I find it lures a much higher class of fish. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
824 This is surprisingly heavy for a light thing. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
825 Not what I had in mind when I wished for a catch to adorn the dinner table. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
826 I really, really want to catch a lamprey. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
827 I was hoping for a Lanternfish, but this is even better. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
828 I've heard of bioluminescence... but this is ridiculous! 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
829 That’s what I get for fishing in E. Bay. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
830 You know, before global warming, this was midtown. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
831 Are you using AC or DC line? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
832 So I told the guy “I can’t affor a reel that expensive. I’ve already spent a fortune on bait.” 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
833 It takes longer to tie your own flies, but it’s worth it. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
834 Light tackle. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
835 Live bait can't compete with the chandelure! 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
836 Six more chairs and I've got a complete dinette set. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
837 To be fair, I did ask for allure. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
838 It’s my chandelure. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
839 I hate cleaning the chandelier but I'm doing my wife a favor 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
840 I always try to catch a little something for the wife, too. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
841 The finer the bait, the shorter the wait. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
842 Just doing some light fishing? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
843 My mother hated that thing when we moved in. She said she gave it to Goodwill. 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
844 Ya, I got a light. 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
845 I tied it myself. 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
846 That's gotta be at least ten pounds. 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
847 Early 18th, you have to throw it back! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
848 Bummer. I was hoping for something easier to clean. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
849 It’s a keeper. They’re LEDs. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
850 Believe me, my lure will catch losers from The Apprentice and the White House. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
851 It's Renaissance Revival, you'll have to throw it back. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
852 Fishing hasn't been the same since Sandy. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
853 I have heard that gentrification is spreading into the East River 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
854 This is nothing... Last year I caught an harpsichord at the exact same spot. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
855 And she said I was wasting my time. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
856 "Wow...best I ever caught was a 60 watt sconce. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
857 It gets them in the mood to eat. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
858 This will go great with the piano I caught yesterday 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
859 I was hoping for something more contemporary. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
860 There's no way I'm cleaning that. 1.3521 0.05582 142 107 20 15
861 Must be from one of those fancy private schools. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
862 I was hoping for MidCentury Modern. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
863 This will test the ‘you will not hang that in my house’ commandment 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
864 Yeah, I used a little 40 watt bulb to catch this baby. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
865 When they said the waters were crystal clear they weren't kidding! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
866 I had something else in mind when you said let’s fish and get lit. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
867 Can you believe the stuff they dump off this Mar-a- Lago pier? 1.3521 0.05582 142 107 20 15
868 You need to up your game if you're going to go fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
869 Bait and switch! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
870 "Nice catch, but I hear their tough to clean". 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
871 ......so she says ‘Why don’t you catch some classy fish for once’ and I says ‘Classy fish? How am I suppose to catch classy fish’? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
872 "At first I thought it was an old tire, but I forgot we were fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
873 Typical Saturday morning at Pier 1 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
874 I make my own lures during the winter. It was a very long winter. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
875 It's as romantic as I know how to be. Ron, will you marry me? 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
876 A little misunderstanding at the bait shop. I asked them for a can o' beer. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
877 Last week I caught a lamprey. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
878 Throw it back! They're hell to clean. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
879 I'm hoping to catch a better class of fish. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
880 I got it from Ivanka's Bait Shop over in Scarsdale...... Why? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
881 Some of my lures are more elegant than functional. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
882 What I really wanted was a Bud Light. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
883 i was fishin' for something a little more mid-century modern. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
884 I know it seems flashy, but it gets their attention. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
885 That was easy...the real fight will be getting it on the train 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
886 You've finally convinced me that this gentrification is going overboard around here. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
887 Legend has it Liberace's boat sank in these waters. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
888 It’s not Hoffa. It’s Liberace. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
889 I'm calling it the Chandelure. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
890 I don't think thats quite what they had in mind when they said fish were attracted to light. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
891 Ya know, no one ever talks about the upsides of climate change. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
892 What the hell did you use for bait? 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
893 Before global warming, there were some big houses on this beach. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
894 If I hook a mantel, we'll be finished renovating. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
895 Another underwater mortgage. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
896 I used an electric eel for bait. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
897 I'm throwing it back. These things are a pain to clean. 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
898 It's a little heavy, but it's the only lure I use during heiress season. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
899 I've heard of a lanternfish but this is ridiculous. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
900 I shouldn't have used light tackle... 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
901 I guess I’ve got my mother’s day gift. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
902 Damn, I already caught my limit of Colonial Revival. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
903 I thought it was fishy when they described this water as "clear crystal," not "crystal clear." 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
904 I'm going to throw it back. It's all about farmhouse chic these days. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
905 That's nothing. Caught a baby grand piano last week. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
906 No, my divorce was not what I'd call amicable. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
907 They come for the food, but they will stay for the ambience. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
908 I don’t use light tackle. 1.3478 0.04674 138 95 38 5
909 These invasive species are really getting out of hand. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
910 Outstanding! I was hoping to catch something for a light meal this evening. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
911 With any luck, Kate Winslet will be next. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
912 Lesson One... It's all about getting their attention 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
913 put it in the bucket with the electric eel and see what happens 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
914 So - I guess ocean levels are actually rising. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
915 I was actually fishing for complements. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
916 That will go well with the dining room table you caught last week. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
917 I know it's not much of a lure, but it holds great sentimental attachment. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
918 I thought you said this was a good spot for sconces? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
919 I used a 20 watt flicker bulb on 25 lb. line. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
920 Trump University. Why? Where did YOU learn to fish? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
921 It's not real crystal, throw it back! 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
922 The tough part is keeping the candles lit. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
923 I know, I know, it may not work. Sometimes fish won't go for the live bait, but will they go for the glitter. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
924 Don’t tell James Cameron we found it first, he’ll be pissed. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
925 I'm creating an ambiance 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
926 Well... it's not so much a lure as it is alluring. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
927 Ten candles or less you gotta throw it back. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
928 I think I'll mount it in the dining room. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
929 Well What d'ya know! A Lamprey! 1.3431 0.05716 137 105 17 15
930 Lighten up. It might still work. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
931 I'm done with stink bait, this is kitsch bait. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
932 You said we were going night fishing. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
933 Guess sea-level rise did get to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
934 I figured we'd go fishing and catch a light meal. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
935 I miss the days before light pollution. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
936 They call it the chandelure. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
937 All we need is an electric eel. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
938 It's great for catching electric eels. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
939 This species evolved from the Age of Enlightenment. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
940 Lucky you-last week I got the toilet. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
941 The guy at Liberace's Bait & Tackle swears this will work. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
942 That's the same one you threw back last month. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
943 Think this will look good once it is mounted? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
944 Liberace once used this to catch a tuner fish. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
945 My wife would love this. Too bad it's catch and release. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
946 The guy at the bait shop said to use light tackle! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
947 First we set the mood, then we set the hook. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
948 It's a chande-lure. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
949 Damn auto correct! I meant bring BUD light, not BIG light! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
950 She'll still refuse to clean it! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
951 No wonder they're not biting....they're too busy dancing. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
952 I guess they weren't kidding about some rich place called "Manhattan" that used to be here before sea-level rise. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
953 "All you had to do was dust it, Dad.| 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
954 I hear they're a real pain to clean. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
955 Maybe we should try Pier 2? 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
956 It looks like a hassle to clean. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
957 The housing market in this area is underwater 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
958 Oh this? Fish weren't biting with the old lures, thought I'd try something with a bit more razzle-dazzle. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
959 You can tell it’s a farm raised chandelier from the LED bulbs. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
960 Well, this sheds light on why the fish aren’t biting. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
961 Liberace owned a beach down the shore before the hurricane. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
962 We could turn it on if we had an electric eel. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
963 Well, they ain't gonna believe this one either. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
964 The hard part was getting it out of the house without waking your mother. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
965 It’s expensive bait, but it’s the only way to land a trumpfish. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
966 We're trying to attract a certain kind of fish, Bob. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
967 I was hoping for the grand piano. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
968 You know, Jim, this tackle seemed considerably less ostentatious at the bait shop. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
969 You want a light dinner? 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
970 My day job? I approve expenditures for President Trump's federal agency appointees. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
971 Yeah, well, they are out of season. I'll have to throw it back. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
972 I guess you can add 'gentrification' to the list of problems facing marine life. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
973 They say it's best to use light tackle. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
974 Eh, I’ve seen bigger 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
975 This one's OK. It's the candelabras we have to throw back. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
976 She asked me to clean it. I figured, kill two birds with one stone. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
977 Maybe it's because I gave her a power drill for Mother's Day? 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
978 This light pollution is really getting out of hand. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
979 This used to be a great spot for fishing before it got gentrified. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
980 How are we going to over-exaggerate this one? 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
981 So apparently we are at that exact point were the Great Pacific Garbage Patch meets the Titanic 1.3383 0.05636 133 101 19 13
982 Nah, I stopped fishing here ever since they built Mar-a-Lago. Now I just troll for stuff. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
983 We had our prom here. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
984 I'm not sure how it'll look on the wall, but it'll go great on the ceiling. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
985 This way I don't have to dust it. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
986 It's the East River. You have to use a lure they can see. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
987 This is a great spot. Last week I landed a typewriter. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
988 Look at the positive side. It'll still look good over the mantle and no taxidermist required. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
989 Who owns this dock? Some deposed potentate or the head of the EPA? 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
990 I'm guessing it was dropped there to swim with the fixtures. 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
991 Damn, I was hoping for a lava lamp. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
992 I'm draining the swamp. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
993 Well, this'll come in handy for night-fishing. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
994 These invasive species are really getting out of hand. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
995 Are you serious?! ANOTHER chandelier! 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
996 That's what you get for using caviar as bait. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
997 It's simple: If I use it as bait, she can't get it in the divorce. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
998 Ran outta worms and was mad at my wife. Sooo..... 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
999 I've tried fishing with dynamite. Now, I'm fishing with elegance. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1000 Bait your hook again. See if Liberace bites. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1001 Looks like the invasive carp species have made themselves pretty comfortable. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1002 I see he's tossed Obama's EPA legislation AND Oval Office decor. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1003 Wow, you're going to mount that aren't you? 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
1004 Too splashy? 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1005 Mar-a-Lago is weird. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1006 It's dowager season. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1007 It's a little small - I'd better let it go. 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1008 The last time I used this baby, I caught the Phantom of the Opera... 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1009 It's surprisingly light. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1010 I think you’ll have better luck on Craigslist. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1011 I see you switched to light tackle. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1012 I thought we voted against developing the lake bottom. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1013 It's surprisingly light. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1014 What can I say - this was the roof of the penthouse before global warming. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1015 Next time, let's steer clear of the Hamptons. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1016 Long ago, before the floods, there was an enchanted place called Mar a Lago. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1017 It must be off-season , I was hoping for a Tiffany 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
1018 This one's getting released. I'm running out of places to hang them! 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1019 When you said "some light fishing"... 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1020 It's gonna be a bitch to fillet. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1021 I was told to use a light line. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1022 I’m going after a better class of fish 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1023 I guess the swamp's still draining. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1024 I believe this spot was once called Mar-a-Lago. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1025 Not another one. These are so hard to clean. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1026 So that’s your bright idea for bait? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1027 Goldang it, Earl, another Louis-quatorze! At this rate we're never gonna land us a Louis-quinze. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1028 I told my wife I’d clean the chandelier then go fishing. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1029 I thought the tension was kind of light. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1030 I promised my wife I'd wash it this weekend. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1031 Now if you'd just catch an electric eel, we can fish all night. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1032 Trout love it. It's from the Rainbow Room! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1033 So much for a little light fishin'. ' 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1034 Well, I heard all the fish schools around here are private... 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1035 I've got the bait, but I need a switch. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1036 switched to light tackle, huh? 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1037 I've always used light tackle. 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
1038 Only two tiered. Put 'er back. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1039 Looks like the trout are redecorating. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1040 Electric eels. They can't resist it. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1041 I was hoping for a circular saw. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1042 This is why I love fishing in Venice. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
1043 Fishing in the Hamptons ain’t what it used to be. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1044 I used this one here to catch my trophy wife. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1045 Cheryl thinks I'm overcompensating for a small rod. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1046 This catch-and-release rule is getting depressing. Yesterday, it was Steinway concert grand. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1047 I'm not surprised; after all, this is the Hampton's. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1048 Ever think they've just been making fun of us the whole time? 1.3333 0.05554 132 100 20 12
1049 Turns out, the bait shop is closed on Sundays. Great flea market across the street, though. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1050 I know just where to mount it. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1051 Okay. I guess I'll try some of your bait. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1052 It's especially good for night fishing. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1053 Before the ocean rose, they called this place Mir-a-Lago. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1054 If it's like this all day, we're going to need a bigger boat 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1055 I used an electric eel for bait. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1056 I think the lumens are too low to keep it. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1057 I guess it’s a nice lure Dave, if you’re fishing for compliments that is. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1058 The wife did want something light for dinner 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1059 First time I've used 60-watt filament. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1060 You should've seen the helicopter I caught after 'Miss Saigon' closed. 1.3307 0.05707 127 97 18 12
1061 Great. Now all I need is the table, the chairs, the silverware, the wine, and the FISH!!! 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1062 Maybe you shouldn't have used glow worms for bait. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1063 They didn't believe the six-foot bass, either. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1064 You should have seen the sconces that got away. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1065 I love fishing off the Hamptons! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1066 They say Trump Tower used to be here. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1067 Throw it back. Maybe you'll get lucky and catch an LED. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1068 Are you sure this is what the guy meant by 'light tackle'? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1069 I thought it felt light! 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1070 I'm fishing for the 1%. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1071 Too gaudy - I'm throwing it back. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1072 Funny thing is, a month ago I caught a flashlight and threw it back because it was too small. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1073 Ask them if they have any Grey Poupon. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1074 Just another shiner. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1075 I would throw it back. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1076 So is this your first time night fishing? 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1077 Do you have a permit for that? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1078 It's a pain fishing everything back out of the water each May, but the tax benefits are tremendous. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1079 Welp, looks like I finally caught something worth mounting. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1080 Just doing a bit of light fishing 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1081 There just has to be a better way to clean a chandelier. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1082 Not what I was hoping for, but at least my wife will love it. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1083 This should go well with the sconces I caught last week. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1084 Yeah. But they’re a bitch to clean. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1085 I meant a Bud Light. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1086 I use it when I run out of worms-it attracts a different class of fish. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1087 It made more sense in the store. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1088 I use LED bulbs as bait and it works every time. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1089 I'm thinking of having it mounted. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1090 They're fixtures around these parts. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1091 its four treble hooks and some swavorski crytals 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1092 What'd you use for bait, caviar? 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1093 Show-off. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1094 Looks like grandfather clocks just aren't biting today. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1095 I tie my own. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1096 Ya gotta admit— the rising water level’s been great for fishing. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1097 That new lure you got me for my birthday was guaranteed to catch the light, but, this isn't what I had in mind 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1098 Huh, I guess Mar A Lago really is going under. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1099 I used a glow worm to catch it. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1100 I'm trying a chande-lure. 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1101 Looks like the fish are doing pretty good these days. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1102 This beats the flashlight I caught last year. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1103 Should I mount this one? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1104 Beat that, son. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1105 Those lightning bugs make great bait. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1106 I thought you said you'd catch the biggest fish here, not the biggest fixture. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1107 I was hoping for something I could hang on the wall. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1108 I wouldn’t wanna clean that one. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1109 Well, I'll be darned. They say lighting never strikes twice but this is my second chandelier today. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1110 I use it to catch electric eels. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1111 Yeah, they may be hard to catch but those Liberace Fish are good eat'n. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1112 If it has fewer than six arms you have to throw it back. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1113 With all these luxury houses underwater you never know what you'll snag 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1114 Did you hook that on light tackle? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1115 I never thought I'd feel under-dressed while fishing. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1116 When you said we were gonna do some “light fishing,” I thought you meant something else. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1117 I found the Titanic! 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1118 I read somewhere that they are attracted to light. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1119 If it's not pre-Victorian you have to throw it back. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1120 I use this to fish the Hamptons. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1121 I must be using the wrong bait. That's the third one I've caught that's way too small for my dining room. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1122 What kind of bait are you using? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1123 It looks great but it's a real pain to clean. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1124 I'll have to throw this one back. I'm still looking for a lava lamp. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1125 Jesus! I thought they knew everything about the Titanic..... 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1126 Matching wall sconces will be the real challenge. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1127 I guess I shouldn't have used that electric eel as bait 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1128 That’s got more mercury than a mackerel! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1129 It's too light. Throw it back. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1130 They say this used to be Liberace's old fishin' hole! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1131 Middle of the Atlantic, my ass. That James Cameron is full of shit. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1132 It’s the new Trump lure! They say it’s going to make fishing great again! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1133 so that's what you call, "light tackle"? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1134 It’s always the same when we fish above the ancient sunken city of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1135 He must have been a big shot; they usually use cinder blocks to sink them. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1136 Week after week; even changing lures, and I still can't catch one for the den. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1137 Fishing has not been the same ever since the antique store took over the bait shop. 1.3252 0.05829 123 95 16 12
1138 That caviar bait really works! 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1139 All I ever catch are small night lights. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1140 They say fish are attracted to light. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1141 I've been trying to eat light lately. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1142 This is not what I meant by "a little light fishing." 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1143 It’s amazing what you can catch using light tackle. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1144 She got all the fishing lures in the settlement. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1145 I'm getting closer to Liberace's piano. 1.3252 0.05829 123 95 16 12
1146 I'm going for the 1%. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1147 We're gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1148 I'd throw it back in, they're a pain to clean. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1149 I'm guessing that your wife would say "That's a keeper." 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1150 Nice. What did you use for bait? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1151 And what do you expect to catch with that? 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1152 Global warming sure made fishing more interesting. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1153 See, I told you my that electrician said they were biting today! 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1154 Now as soon as I lower the chandelier, you toss in the worm in a tuxedo. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1155 Eh, I’ve seen bigger 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1156 With this quality of lighting, they must have great schools down there. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1157 Divorce is a funny thing, the ex-wife got my tools. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1158 It’s always such a shame to have to throw them back. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1159 The law is clear Walter. It it’s after 1970 you gotta throw it back. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1160 I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1161 Finally, something I can mount. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1162 Then she said, "You're not going anywhere until you clean the chandelier." 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1163 This is where the U.S.S. Liberace sank. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1164 Bait shop guy said it was a new kind of jig for black-tie bass. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1165 Electric eels, of course! 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1166 I just have one question - why’d you light the candles? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1167 This is the last time I'll be using light tackle. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1168 Cape Cod fishing has changed a lot since I was a kid... 1.3226 0.05788 124 96 16 12
1169 It didn't put up much of a fight, but my wife will be happy. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1170 These are really hard to clean. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1171 There will be fine dining tonight. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1172 My wife definitely isn't going to want to clean this one. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1173 The wife's been angling for a new chandelier... 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1174 I think I've located the Titanic 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1175 First time I'll come home with something mom wants! 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1176 In my day, we just used worms. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1177 There's gotta be an easier way to clean this thing. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1178 This is the third time I've had to toss this back. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1179 I see you're trying your new chandelure! 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1180 I was told to use a light bait to catch more fish. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1181 Can't afford to keep it - no LEDs. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1182 Wow, your Liberace lure really delivers 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1183 That will complete the dining room set 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1184 I've caught larger 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1185 It's amazing what you find when mortgages are under water. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1186 Yeah, but it’s going to be hell to fillet. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1187 Phantom of the Opera has definitely closed for good. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1188 Another Lamp, Rey? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1189 I started at 6 years old with a shiny lure and it grew from there. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1190 Think the phantom is still down there? 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1191 I'm using light tackle 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1192 Melania must be redecorating. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1193 I know a guy who could mount that for you. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1194 Climate Change and Rising Tides were never discussed at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1195 Well Bob, looks like our old fishing hole has been gentrified. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1196 Those new fishing jigs keep gettin' more elaborate. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1197 I'm trying to catch a higher class of fish. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1198 I'm hoping to catch a wife. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1199 And what do you expect to catch with that? 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1200 Yep, using light tackle is the way to go, Fred! 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1201 Aye, some say there was a city called New York here, before the waters rose. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
1202 First time night fishing? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1203 There's only one lure that will catch a Zsa Zsa fish. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1204 We call it a Pruitt Pike. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1205 That's the last time I use Lighting Bugs for bait 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1206 I know it won’t work... I’m just doing it for the halibut. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1207 Pretty sure those are catch and release only, Walt. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1208 And that's how I took up night fishing. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1209 Fake crystal. Throw it back. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1210 Pre-revolutionary artifact. From the ruins at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1211 Helps with night fishin'. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1212 It's nice, but we just don't have the space. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1213 Maybe you should try a different bait. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
1214 It attracts the bottom feeders. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1215 It attracts the fish that live around Mar-a-Lago. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1216 Lean back, I'm ready to cast. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1217 An old timer told me I'd catch a lost more fish if I used light tackle. 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
1218 Bob took the art of making lures to the next level. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1219 Salt water is a great tarnish remover. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1220 I told you that wasn't a squid. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1221 You gotta learn to think like them. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1222 Sure, it's expensive bait; but sometimes you gotta spend money to make money. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1223 I've been looking for that. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1224 I told you this pond’s been overtaken by the nouveau fish. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1225 Unfortunately, it's not in season. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1226 ‘Teach a man how to fish ... and his future gets brighter!’ 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1227 It would appear you really are a coastal elite. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1228 A real keeper. Think I'll mount it my dining room. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1229 I want to see how a fish with good taste tastes. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1230 They said to use a light bait... 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1231 This is to attract fish with more refined taste. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1232 only 20 watts...gotta throw back. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1233 Damn! I baited it for Early Modern! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1234 Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1235 You think it's big enough to keep? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1236 I ran out of glow worms. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1237 This’ll look nice mounted above those sconces I caught. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1238 The bait shop in Southampton sold it to me. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1239 The way I see it, I go home with something to either mount on my wall or ceiling. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1240 I'm tired of trout, I'm going to try for an electric eel. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1241 I think you're going to need a bigger dining room. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1242 I’m going for the 1% that got away. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1243 It catches loan sharks. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1244 That should brighten up your day 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1245 It's a twelve light, two tier...you have to throw it back. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1246 It's the light that attracts them. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1247 Puts pollution in a whole new light, doesn't it? 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1248 Nothing anybody catches could hold a candle to this. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1249 There is the legend of a fish known as Liberace. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1250 Was Liberace buried at sea? 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1251 It really ties the lake together, don't you think? 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1252 They call it a "chanda-lure." 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1253 Their mortgage must have been underwater. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1254 Maybe I can catch a lamprey with this thing. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1255 My wife's never going to believe this one. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1256 At this time of day, you can really catch the light. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1257 So much for fresh tuna Niçoise salad ... we’ll have to settle for Waldorf tonight. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1258 I think I ruined the Under the Sea prom night again. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1259 Scoff all you want, the White House has been luring bottom feeders with an oval office desk lamp for over a year now. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1260 Give a man a chandelier... 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1261 I'm telling you, Carl, catfish is a bottom feeder. They'll never go for something that fancy. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1262 This one's good for attracting bottom feeders 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1263 I use this bait for high-end swimsuit models. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1264 It must must be light tackle you're using. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1265 It's big but it didn't put up much of a fight. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1266 I could tell by its weight it wasn't a granite countertop. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1267 Damn, I hate that catch-and-release rule. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1268 Release? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1269 It bobs pretty well, actually. 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1270 I think I'll throw this one back, I just don't have time to clean it. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1271 Lights out, the best catch I've had all season. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1272 If you want to catch the Liberace-fish, this works great. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1273 So the old stories about an abandoned Trump property are true! 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1274 This is nothing. You should have seen the stadium light that got away last week. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1275 The trick is to use only real Swarovski crystal. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1276 Now if I caught an electric eel, I'd be in business. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1277 The rich widows are really biting today. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1278 I'm trying a new fishing rig; it's called a chandalure. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1279 Damn. These are hell to clean. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1280 You see why they call it Lake Versailles? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1281 I can't wait to see the stemware. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1282 Nice size, but what a pain to clean! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1283 Looks like we'll be having something light for dinner. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1284 It's the rare Liberace fish. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1285 Honestly, the trick is just keeping it lit 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1286 Told you, when you come out this early you catch the light. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1287 I know it looks heavy, but it's pretty light. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1288 Casting just takes practice, the real trick is keeping it lit. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1289 Now I understand, when you said, let's do some light fishing off the dock. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1290 Shoot, I think it swallowed the hook. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1291 It won’t put food on the table, but at least now I have something to put above it. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1292 You're not catching anything with that, you need a sconce in these waters. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1293 You could have just borrowed some of my worms. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1294 I don't believe it! It looks exactly like the one I caught and threw back last week. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1295 You don't just say "bad idea" to your fairy godmother 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1296 I'm gonna' catch me an oligarch. 1.3162 0.06027 117 92 13 12
1297 Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1298 I guess fish need a chandelier about as much as they need a bicycle. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1299 You can fish for bluefin if you want; I prefer black tie. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1300 I’m really just fishing for compliments. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1301 It’s the old bait and switch again. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1302 What kind of bait are you using? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1303 Must have been one hell of a party! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1304 I'm not fishing. I'm helping Aquaman redecorate. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1305 I don’t get this bait and switch thing 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1306 Huh. I had it baited for a desk lamp. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1307 Let is sink to the bottom, Larry. Maybe you'll catch a Trump. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
1308 This is the third one this week. I've really got to change the bait I'm using. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1309 if only they had seen the iceberg 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1310 Wow. Charlie does have good taste. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1311 I find that I catch a better class of fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1312 I know they're attracted to the light, but.. don't you think it's a bit much? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1313 Ya’ know, thats not how you catch caviar. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1314 Well, not Hoffa. But maybe Liberace. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1315 Looks like they had another shabby chic wedding upstream. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1316 The tackle shop pulled a bait and light switch. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1317 I was really pulling for a ceiling fan. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1318 Four hours without a nibble. Time to go for Baroque. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1319 I remember when life was simpler. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1320 She said no fishing until the chandelier was cleaned 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1321 She’s a real beaut, Don, but you’ll have to throw it back. You know light fixtures are protected. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
1322 The secret is using caviar as bait. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1323 Is this the right lure for beluga caviar? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1324 That’s great. But it’s not as nice as the lava lamp I caught last week. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1325 Last week I caught a Lantern Fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1326 If that isn't over the limit I don't know what is. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1327 I'm done with catfish. Time to catch me a trophy wife. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
1328 Excuse me, do you have a light? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1329 I thought you said these waters were crystal clean 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1330 Yours always has to be bigger than mine. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1331 You're right, New Orleans was here at one time. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1332 There once was a man who fished from a pier... 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1333 My other lure just baroque. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1334 Nice find. Our whole dining room is from Pier 1. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1335 I'm trying to catch an heiress. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1336 I guess we’re going to have to dress up for dinner. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1337 Most people don't realize the Titanic sank this close to shore. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1338 I was hoping for a lantern fish, but this will work well in the dining room. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1339 Up for a light dinner, then? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1340 It's large enough to keep. If it only has six candles, you have to throw it back. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1341 Takes awhile, but it's cheaper than hiring a decorator. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1342 I'm afraid that this is catch and release crystal. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1343 It's not quite Mid-Century yet, so I think you have to release it back. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1344 I told you winning the lottery wouldn’t change me. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1345 It works great for night fishing, casting is an issue though. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1346 Next time, we're getting flood insurance. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1347 One day I just asked myself, do you want to eat or do you want to eat well? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1348 If it says "HMS Titanic" it's worth something. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1349 Not only do the fish taste good, they also have good taste. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1350 As a matter of fact, I am fishing for compliments. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1351 To make it onto Antiques Roadshow, I need a good provenance story. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1352 Don’t worry about it. They all have a few mutations these days. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1353 Actually, I was hoping for a sturgeon. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1354 I was using light tackle. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1355 I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.3125 0.06218 112 89 11 12
1356 We should fish in the Hamptons more often. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1357 Uh, care to illuminate me? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1358 Damned rising sea levels. Add it to the pile. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1359 If it's not 100 lumens, you have to throw it back. 1.3103 0.04807 116 83 30 3
1360 I find the fish enjoy a little extra ambiance. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1361 Bill, get the Titanic memorial museum on the line. They're never going to believe this. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1362 Were you hoping for a lamprey? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1363 Glad you like it- I'm fishing for compliments. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1364 Got it at TrumpLures.com. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1365 this is the only reason my wife lets me go fishing 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1366 I guess there must be some truth to the rumors about this being where the Titanic went down. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1367 Quite a lure ya got there, Donny. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1368 Well, you could say it was Waterford. I’ll back you up. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1369 My grandfather taught me this method of catching electric eels. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1370 No wiseacre, I did not use a lightbulb for bait. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1371 And my wife says fishing is a waste of time. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1372 That will be great for dinner. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1373 Bummer. We have to fish the one lake that’s catch and release. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1374 I'm calling it the Chandelure. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1375 I'm throwing this back and try again for something a bit more modern. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1376 They always fall for the bait-and-light-switch. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1377 Before global warming, this was called Mar-a-Lago. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1378 This particular lure is designed to attract center hall colonials. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1379 Who says fishing isn't enlightening? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1380 Of course it would have to be paired with the right wine. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1381 I think it has something to do with the electric eels I use for bait. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1382 I think I just found the Titanic 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1383 So my wife said, either the chandelier goes or I go. It was a win-win. 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1384 It’s a Trump brand lure for swamp fishing; you have to stock the swamp for the best fishing. Make American Fishing Important Again. #MAFIA 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
1385 For king crab it's all about the ambience. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1386 I gotta throw it back - it would look hideous with our drapes. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1387 I don't think that's going to be easy to clean. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1388 You should have seen the crystal neoclassical candelabra that got away. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1389 I never knew where Pier1 Imports got it's name. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1390 Thank God! I promised my wife a candle light dinner! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1391 This is what I use to attract the lanternfish. 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1392 This way my wife can't complain that my fish have 'bad taste' 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1393 I hear they like shiny things... 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1394 Mueller doesn't know how to bait him 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1395 I told you not to use that electric eel as bait! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1396 I read that fish are attracted to light 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1397 This one's going over the mantle. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1398 Wow... and all I caught were a couple little sconces. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1399 You always have to get the fancy bait. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1400 Dude, that new lure is off the hook. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1401 Mermaid lure. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1402 I'll set the mood, you reel them in. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1403 So, what's the plan if it works? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1404 Rats! Swarovski's are on the endangered list, I'll have to throw this one back. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1405 Been antiquing long? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1406 I guess Mar A Lago finally fell to the sea. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1407 It's just a fluke. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1408 Why just lure when you can allure? 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1409 You're only going to attract electric eels with that as bait. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1410 Too bad it's a "catch-and-release" area. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1411 Gentrification is real, son. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1412 There's gonna be one very annoyed merman down there... 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1413 Here's the bright side to dumping. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1414 You know whats better than one hook? 50 hooks. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1415 They say the state record Large-mouth Interior Decorator was caught right on this dock. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1416 I'm looking for tuna with good taste. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1417 I guess this is why you shouldn't use caviar for bait. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1418 Damn! Another remodel over at the EPA offices 1.3063 0.06243 111 89 10 12
1419 Electric eel. Why, what are you fishing for? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1420 The Guy at the Bait shop promised that this lure would attract the classier fish. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1421 Looks like we're having a light supper. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1422 The hardest part was finding a tackle box to fit it 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1423 Lately I've been fishing for things that are more sustainable 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1424 I told you this neighborhood was gentrifying. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1425 Yeah, it's a good size one, but these are really a pain to clean. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1426 This particular lure is from the Victorian era. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1427 I already have my limit of these 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1428 Too light. Better throw it back. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1429 I'll have to throw it back. Eight light bulbs exceed the daily limit. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1430 Can I borrow your bait? I promised my wife a new sink. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1431 My wife got the lures in the divorce. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1432 My wife said I have to help out around the house more. I told her I clean the chandelier. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1433 What is the daily limit on chandeliers? 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1434 I'm starting to resent my fairy godmother. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1435 You'll have to be more patient if you want to catch a floor lamp. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1436 Are you going to mount it? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1437 This is why I love fishing on Titanic Lake! 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1438 It is amazing what you dredge up from the Trump Era of decadence and deception 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1439 Wow! Rich folks really don't believe in recycling. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1440 If you want to catch the big fish, you have to use the right bait. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1441 Dang. I was hoping to catch something I could mount on the wall. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1442 As a lure, it's really better for night fishing. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1443 Worked for my trophy Wife 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1444 It's the new Martha Stewart rod and reel. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1445 NY gentrification has hit the docks!! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1446 You really can't find crystal like this in stores anymore. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1447 I've decided it must be too dark for the fish to see my bait. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1448 Let's see my wife overcook this one. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1449 This is nothing; you should’ve seen what I caught with the disco ball. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1450 This is what happens when you fish where Miami Beach used to be. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1451 The book on pier-fishing said "use light tackle." 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1452 I hate this chandelier. Told the wife I was going fishing. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1453 This one’s for city fish: they can’t resist the lure of the bright lights. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1454 I get all my home decor at Pier 1. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1455 You know, Hank, I think that fly-tying manual you bought online might have been a Russian hoax. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1456 These Titanic artifacts are getting really annoying. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1457 It's not big enough...you want it? 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1458 Titanic catch, Jeff. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1459 So much for "Drain the swamp" 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1460 You'd think I could make light of this. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1461 A step up from lamprey for sure. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1462 I think I should have brought the Calder instead. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1463 I guess they're having a ball. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1464 So THAT'S what my wife did with the birthday gift I gave her last year. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1465 My wife says the money has changed me, but I don't see it. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1466 Mama hated that thing. Now we know what she did with it. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1467 I used bait-and-switch. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1468 It's bait and switch, 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1469 Liberace used to fish here. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1470 I told you we'd have better luck if we left the Hudson. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1471 The Baccarat are biting. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1472 Just because it's alluring doesn't mean it's a lure. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1473 Ahhh, the codfish ball must be here tonight. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1474 They’re not that hard to catch, but they’re really tough to clean. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1475 "I'm going for a Liberace". 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1476 Let's see if this will attract a king salmon. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1477 Wait’ll you see the fish. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1478 This happens every time Antiques Roadshow comes through. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1479 The fish are so much more demanding these days. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1480 She's gonna be hard to clean 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1481 Whatever you catch with that, you can keep. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1482 Now for the finishing touch on my underwater palace... 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1483 This should make for a very illuminating fish story. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1484 There's got to be a better way to clean one of these. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1485 I only use it when I'm in the mood for some light fishing. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1486 I'm starting to see fishing in a whole new light. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1487 Hoping to catch an electric eel? 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1488 Ambiance is just as important as choosing the right bait. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1489 I thought you said this water was crystal clear? 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1490 I guess we’re over the Upper East Side. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1491 I was hoping for the curio cabinet. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1492 I told you there are all kinds of great catches at Pier One. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1493 It's a Sicilian message. It means Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
1494 Nice chandelure 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1495 Probably time for a different lure. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1496 This is when Catch and Release comes in handy. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1497 At least you're bringing something home for dinner. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1498 Trolling for Trump? 1.3028 0.06319 109 88 9 12
1499 And just this morning my wife said she preferred yard sales over going fishing. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1500 The Titanic? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1501 So, yeah, I'm fishing for a mermaid. One with real class. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1502 Well, I wanted a Tuna with good taste 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1503 First time fishing for candle fish? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1504 I think of myself as Ernest Hemingway meets F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1505 The bait shop was closed. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1506 Nice catch, but I hear the're a bitch to clean+ 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1507 The seas have risen. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1508 And they say antiquing is not a sport 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1509 Elegant, but the cement block had a nice simplicity 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1510 Amazon will deliver just about anywhere these days. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1511 It's great for catching largemouth socialites 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1512 When I said: "I wish we'd brought more Lite," I was talkin' about the beer.... 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1513 Fur Father’s Day, I told my youngin’s I wanted a fishin’ pole with a’lure. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1514 Tiffany 38, I think that is a keeper 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1515 The Tiffanies aren't running. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1516 In fishing for a middle aged mermaid with a rent controlled pre war apartment on the upper East side. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1517 I told you, we’ve got to start fishing upstream from Mar-a-Lago. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1518 This'll look great over the mantle. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1519 I'm done with casual fishing... 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1520 Fried in oil, anything tastes good. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1521 Last week I caught a grand piano. It put up quite a fight. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1522 First time I reached the daily limit on one cast. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1523 Joey, I'm taking bait and switch to a whole new level 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1524 It's expensive, but Bait by Tiffany's is still the best. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1525 "What are you hoping to catch down there, Liberace? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1526 I just think it's more sporting to use light tackle 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1527 It was getting dusty. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1528 Catch something you fancy? 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1529 If this doesn't impress them, nothing will. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1530 I was hoping for something I could mount on the wall. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1531 I told you, with rising sea levels, fishing will only get better. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1532 You're gonna need a bigger dining set. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1533 Yea, I heard fish love bright lures. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1534 Looks like our environmental remedies are working. Last year I could only catch old shoes and discarded tires. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1535 The trick is to wine and dine them. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1536 Well, it's a Monday afternoon, got off work early, thought I'd do a little light fishin'. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
1537 Too small, gonna throw it back. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1538 When I ordered "light tackle" online I wasn't expecting this. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1539 It helps attract fish from finishing schools. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1540 Looks like the fish are gentrifying. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1541 Definitely more cumbersome to cast, but the fish absolutely LOVE it. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1542 Uh-oh. Some cabinet secretary's clearly trying to hide the evidence. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1543 Now all we need is a table, chairs, and some food. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1544 Bait? I use foie gras. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1545 I shouldn’t have thrown the candelabra back. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1546 It's my new lure. If if worked for Liberace, why not for me? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1547 Now we can fish after dusk. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1548 I guess this is one of those bait and switch situations 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1549 Throw it back. I prefer something more modern. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1550 This is how you catch the one percent. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1551 I told you not to bait with caviar. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
1552 At least the Mrs. will be happy! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1553 I told you I felt a light tug! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1554 Not even a nibble. I'm going back to night crawlers. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1555 Looks like it is from the Titanic. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1556 I bought my lures at an Estate sale. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1557 Throw it back, Earl. That's for illuminating the mysteries of the deep. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1558 Trust me; I've seen that Disney movie a hundred times. Mermaids love this stuff. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1559 Not exactly what I meant when I said to use a shiner 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1560 I’m using a yellow 6ft extension cord leader with a 25 watt pulsating chartreuse “big shock” lure 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1561 Oh yeah...We used to call this New Orleans! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1562 It’s a good lure for a certain class of fish 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1563 Sure, but your mortgage is still underwater. 1.2991 0.06116 107 85 12 10
1564 My bait? A 10 carat zircon. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1565 It's no wonder the state increased the hunting and fishing license fees. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1566 It's how you catch a Liberace fish. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1567 Perfect for a light lunch. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1568 That only works at night. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1569 I guess I shouldn't have used a glow worm as bait. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1570 Say hello to my chande-lure 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1571 Damn, looks like we've hooked into another underwater mortgage. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1572 My wife said it needed cleaning and I just couldn’t resist. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1573 The guy at the sports shop said its good for catching mermaids, or trophy wives. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1574 I saw somewhere that mermaids love shiny objects. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1575 Doing some light fishing today? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1576 I used a switch as bait. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1577 Not another one. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1578 Wait... that's not the chandelier I put on my hook this morning. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1579 Atlantis was much more formal then I envisioned 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1580 I don't know what I'll catch with it, but I bet it'll be classy. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1581 Tell Dale to bring the good china for the fish fry. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1582 You'll have to toss it back; it's three lights short of legal. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1583 I'm after lamprey. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1584 Catch is light today, eh? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1585 This lure was on sale....I couldn't say no 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1586 De-cluttering can go too far. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1587 They sent me this lure after I renewed my magazine subscription. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1588 They're having a ball down there. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1589 I was fishing for compliments but this will have to do. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1590 It got my worm. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1591 Whaddya use for bait? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1592 That puts fishing in a whole new light. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1593 I gotta throw it back, my license is only for lamps. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1594 Lat week, I caught a toaster oven. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1595 You know how hard it is to clean these things? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1596 But for the seaweed I would say Baroque. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1597 This gentrification's gone too far. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1598 Well, Al, I’d never a thought that global warming would take Mar-a-Lago first” 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1599 Another one? 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1600 Only 12 arms. Gotta throw that little feller back. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1601 Nobody mentions the upside of pollution 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1602 I'm trying to catch a rich widow 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1603 Well, it like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1604 Too bad it's only catch and release here. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1605 Not one bite. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1606 Well, my wife did say to catch something for dinner tonight. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1607 No more glow worms for bait. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1608 I was hoping for something in more of a Venetian neoclassical motif. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1609 Well.... this just lit up my day!! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1610 Well, you can put that Over the dining room table... 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1611 It was love at first light but then she got away. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1612 It’s to catch the lamp prey 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1613 I learned to distract them with shiny objects in DC. Since then I’ve taken it up a notch. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1614 What kind of wattage are you using there for bait ? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1615 I'm telling you, this is how you catch the big one 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1616 Trying to land a mansion. Why do you ask? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1617 I'm going for lampfish. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1618 "I don't care how badly your wife would want it, Dave. The sign said 'catch and release only'. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1619 I'm looking to attract a high class of fish. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1620 Well, you said we wanted to sell to more upscale restaurants. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1621 The East River just got a lot more classy 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1622 I'm hoping to attract a higher class of fish. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1623 Thank goodness it wasn't plugged in! 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1624 You're gonna need a bigger cooler. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1625 Harry said he was underwater on his mortgage but I had no idea. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1626 On the other hand, it'll still look good in my trophy room. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1627 Too bad it's catch & release. That'd look great above the bass 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1628 After I clean the seaweed off, I'm going to tell my wife I got it for our anniversary. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1629 How the heck do you clean that? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1630 Throw it back, they are not LEDs! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1631 Forget market price, what's the going rate at Sotheby's? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1632 You need the right lure if you want caviar. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1633 I’m gonna need a bigger ballroom. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1634 It's definitely Louis IV. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1635 She got the house. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1636 Whatcha usin’, caviar? 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1637 Chandelier? The clerk said it was a chandelure. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1638 Your mother said I can keep all of my fishing garbage in the divorce. I think I found a loophole. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1639 I hate these fancy lures. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1640 Great! We'll have it at dinner tonight. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1641 I'll mount this one in the foyer. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1642 Unconventional, perhaps, but it’s great bait for catching electric eels... 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1643 I can’t figure it. Rococo usually won’t bite minnows. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1644 It was a beautiful renovation. Shame it put them underwater on the mortgage. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1645 I was going for recessed, but they’re considerably more reclusive. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1646 I call this my 'chandelure.' 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1647 What are you trying to catch, a dauphin? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1648 Now what bait should I use for the sconces? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1649 Some fish in Manhattan live very well. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1650 I always buy my gear at Pier One. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1651 Gad, 'Phantom' is hard to avoid. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1652 The trick is to add a bit of glitter to your lure. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1653 You go ahead and use your floor lamps. I just think crystal is more attractive in this light 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1654 Who'd believe this fish story? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1655 I'm throwing it back . I want to catch something more contemporary . 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1656 I blame it on climate change. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1657 So that’s where all those points of light went. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1658 I’ll bite: What kind of bait are you using? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1659 These are ok--it's the sconces that are overfished. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1660 ...and when I pipe in some Mozart it really attracts the best caviar. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1661 OK fish. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm switching to my lucky Tiffany. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1662 I'm going home if I pull up what's left of Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1663 Mostly foyers, but I snagged a ballroom once. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1664 These are uptown pier fish. What would you expect? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1665 In murky waters, you wanna make sure they see your bait. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1666 How they gonna see MY bait now ??? 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
1667 I was hoping for a Tiffany 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1668 I'm trolling for lampreys. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1669 Careful. That might attract an interior designer. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1670 I knew it was a mistake to use glow worms. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1671 This is sushi-grade on the Upper East Side. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1672 The housing market has really sunk 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1673 A chandelier as bait? What, you're too good for the working fish? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1674 I used a gloworm 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1675 Is it just me, or are some schools more well-funded than others? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1676 Liberace owned a beach house down the shore before the hurricane 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1677 See? Ten-pound test is plenty. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1678 Oy, not another candelabra! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1679 I can hang it in the den above the marlin. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1680 Give a man a chandelier, he'll have light for a day. Teach a man to fish with a chandelier and ...... 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1681 I hear mermaids go for this kind of thing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1682 They'll be waltzing our way any minute now. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1683 I once caught Liberace using this lure. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1684 It's the garbage that washes downstream from Silicon Valley. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1685 Mar a Lago in the year 2050. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
1686 Nah, I used glow worms. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1687 Quality lures. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1688 Well the obvious question is...did Liberace have a yacht? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1689 Think I'm going to switch back to worms. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1690 If there's another fish in this sea, I haven't found her. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1691 Hey, I've got a bright idea! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1692 Wow. I thought Liberace Lake was just a name. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1693 Next I’m going for the dining room set. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1694 The man said this'll lure a better class of fish . . . 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1695 "Oh, that's right. D.C. is down there somewhere". 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1696 At least it wasn't anther kitchen sink. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
1697 I think the light was scaring the fish away. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1698 You should see what we have hung over the dining table. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1699 Ohhhh, so this is what they meant by trickle-down. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1700 I knew that caviar would pay off eventually. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1701 I'm trying to catch yuppies. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1702 Laugh all you want. Last weekend, I caught six electric eels with this lure. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1703 That bait works better on 5th Avenue. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1704 I call this the 'Chande-lure'. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1705 This is why dad never took you fishing. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1706 Now son, this is how we catch a Trump. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1707 I heard there was a strong current at this point. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1708 Well, looks like we are having a light lunch. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1709 I prefer to illuminate, and release. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1710 The worst day fishing is better than the best day redecorating. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1711 How the heck do I cast this? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1712 The chap at the bait store told me that the chandelure would shed a whole new light on the subject. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1713 She said I have to clean this before her parents arrive. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1714 That would be a good one for a caption contest. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1715 They say the candlefish are running. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1716 Does catch and release apply here? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1717 Another chandelier. Should've brought a bigger bucket. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1718 You certainly have expensive taste in seafood. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1719 The guide told me to use a light lure. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1720 This is the classic lure for the rare Liberace fish. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1721 The fact that those candles are lit says a lot about the condition of the river water. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1722 I find that a little candlelight and romance goes a long way to get the fish to bite. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1723 It’s a keeper, call e-bay 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1724 I'm going to have it stuffed and hang it in the den. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1725 It's my new strategy. The bigger the lure, the bigger the catch. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1726 It’s a shame Baroque’s not in season. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1727 These are always so hard to clean. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1728 Well, son. I don’t know how you did it but you millennials have finally managed to ruin fishing. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1729 Nah, Carol won't want to clean it so I'm going to throw it back. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1730 The Hamptons is still the Hamptons. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1731 I read it's easiest to catch fish in direct overhead light. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1732 I'm fixin' to catch me a hedge fund whale. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1733 Alright, only one futon and an ottoman left and Sarah will have the living room she's always dreamed of. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1734 Lets see if the yuppies will bite today! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1735 This will inspire me to write my novel, The Old Man and the Chandelier. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1736 At least it's not plastic. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1737 Lucky cast! It's from the men's room at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1738 The hard part is keeping the candles lit until the mermaids notice. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1739 And she said fishing was a waste of time. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1740 At least it's not plastic. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1741 Good timing, we just started redecorating. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1742 They order it..I send it down..no questions asked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1743 The disco ball hasn't been working so I thought I would try this. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1744 Still trying to catch that uptown mermaid?? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1745 I hooked a bigger one once. Fought like hell, but it got away. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1746 I guess global warming did affect Mar-a-ago after all. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1747 Hand me the waterproof matches, will ya? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1748 Don't fish for the fish you catch. Fish for the fish you want to catch. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1749 Oh, I thought you said 'fathom of the opera'. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1750 That's what happens when you use light tackle! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1751 What's the catch? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1752 I think you've been watching too much Little Mermaid. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1753 I think I'll mount this on the ceiling instead of the wall above the fireplace. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1754 "I don't know if it's in season, and it might be too light. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1755 Must be the elusive candelabra fish. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1756 It didn't look this big on line, just said NEW HIGH DESIGN SPINNER. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1757 I think you'll have better luck with a woolly bugger. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1758 Only eight candles -- I'll have to throw it back. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1759 Just when I thought we got rid of Crystal. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1760 Well, I guess the ocean really is rising. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1761 Fishing for Liberace 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1762 Dang Titanic stuff again. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1763 The divorce settlement gives me all the fishing gear. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1764 We'll see...but I'm figuring these city fish have a more sophisticated palate. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1765 Yer fishin' too deep..the schools of LEDs are closer to the surface 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1766 Buddy, look. It'll match the other one in the cabin. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1767 How 'bout our fishing shack? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1768 Looks like we’ve stumbled upon a charm school 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1769 When is the next "Antiques Road Show" ? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1770 Son....We’re fishing for yuppies-not guppies. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1771 My wife complains I've become a real fixture down here. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1772 I guess that's why they call it "light tackle." 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1773 No, what I said was be sure to bring your shad lure. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1774 The sales pitch was so classy that I bought it hook, line , and sinker 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1775 It attracts a higher class of fish. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1776 Thought I'd try and attract an electric eel. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1777 I know it's weird but there is nothing better for lampreys. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1778 For bait I used a 60 watt clear flame-tip bulb. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1779 Apparently the Trump Atlantis went under, too. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1780 It’s from my house. It’s been under water since 2009. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1781 Don't look at me that way. I just ran out of fishing hooks. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1782 This one's only early eighteenth century; I'll have to release it. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1783 I guess I gotta stop using light tackle. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1784 It ain’t been the same here since Phantom of the Opera. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1785 First you have to set the scene. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1786 Throw it back, its too light" 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1787 I told you the pond was OverStocked. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1788 Is that a chandelure? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1789 I caught another Liberace. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1790 We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1791 Why not? It's how I caught the barracuda I married. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1792 Told you the the marine life here was rich. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1793 I can't help but notice that you're still using worms. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1794 Are they renovating Atlantis again? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1795 They told me at the bait shop, the shinier the better. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1796 Catch and re-decorate? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1797 I wonder what they're having for dinner 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1798 If you want a kingfish, you have to use the right lure. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1799 I like to use allure. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1800 The king fish love it. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1801 I’ll have to throw this one back. It’s a little light. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1802 Makes you wonder if there might be a piano down there as well. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1803 I don't see how this will match with the boot or the tire. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1804 I’m telling you, it’s the only way to catch a Liberace Fish! 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1805 The trick is to keep them lit 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1806 You said if I caught it you'd clean it. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1807 Believe me, it's dark down there and light attracts fish. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1808 Ah, I think we may have located the Titantic.... 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1809 I gotta throw this one back .. it's too light. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1810 I hate cleaning these things. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1811 Live chandeliers work better 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1812 I told you glow worms were a dumb idea. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1813 It attracts a much higher class of fish. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1814 Yes, for a mermaid, but a mermaid with taste. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1815 Why, how do you clean yours? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1816 I guess you win the bet on who catches the first candelabra. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1817 Whoever lost this was probably fishing for a lamprey. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1818 And this is why I love fishing near Mar-a-Lago. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1819 Yeah, just about under here there used to be a fancy place called Mar-a-Lago. 1.2828 0.06098 99 79 12 8
1820 I think someone's mortgage may be under water. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1821 Our fishing expedition may shed some light on our case. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1822 Cambridge Analytica phishing trip. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1823 It's bait for the wealthy. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1824 I'm not sure I want to reel in the fish that bites on this. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1825 Reeling in luxury. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1826 It's a keeper. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1827 I think that puts you over the limit. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1828 The ocean's garbage patch is raising its game! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1829 I bought the lures at Home Depot. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1830 They said the fluorescent lure would catch anything. I thought it was just marketing. Who knew? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1831 Two days ago, from this same pier, I caught a Liberace impersonator. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1832 I'm glad I didn't invest in waterfront property. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1833 I'm thinking "Bait and Switch" 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1834 Trump Junk 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1835 Shoot! I was trying for a Lantern fish 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1836 Since Pruit joined the E.P.A., you've gotta use brighter lures. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1837 we should drain the other swamp 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1838 How do you like my chandelure? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1839 The key to catching a kingfish is to use the proper lure. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1840 Can I use some of your bait? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1841 Climate change has hit Mar-a-Lago 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1842 Well, it worked with the Lantern Fish so I thought I would give this a try..... 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1843 Didn’t I see that in the Titanic? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1844 There must be an electric eel somewhere down there. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1845 We’ll have to hang that up. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1846 It makes for some fine dining if you're willing to spend three hours cleaning it. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1847 Everyone says they're attracted to shiny objects...... 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1848 Throw it back. We want Tiffany lamps only. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1849 It attracts bass, trout, and estate sale shoppers. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1850 This whole "glamping" this has really gone too far. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1851 You should've seen the armoire that got away. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1852 I get a lot of 1%ers. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1853 Wow! That's gotta be a 20 bulber! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1854 Throw it back. It's got coral reef potential. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1855 I got it on Kickstarter, it's called a Chanda-lure. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1856 They're under sized bulbs you have to throw it back 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1857 Follow me, and I will make you fishers of women. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1858 Just the thing to highlight my collection of old tires. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1859 I should’ve stuck with glow worms. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1860 I did hear the lochness monster was re-decorating. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1861 Oh this? Just tryin' to lure the biggest fish with an awful taste in home decor. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
1862 That's the last time I use a chanda-lure. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1863 This might sound crazy, but I almost don't want to get it wet. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1864 I was hoping for Swarovski. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1865 I think she’s a keeper. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1866 Not again. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1867 She got all my fishing gear in the divorce, and all I got was this stupid candelabra. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1868 It's the latest from Trump Bait and Tackle. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1869 The Trump empire must definitely be under water. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1870 I don't think chandelier lures are supposed to be that literal. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1871 I was hoping for something less ornate. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1872 Yeah--just my luck. Another chandelier. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1873 I told the bait guy I wanted something flashy. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1874 Well, maybe you wouldn't have snagged it for the third time if you didn't keep throwing it back, Carl. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1875 Nope, it's not a fluke, Ted - I used an electric eel for bait! 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
1876 The fish here are really picky about ambiance. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1877 Yes, Harry. Fish are attracted to light. But their taste favors fewer watts. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1878 Think it's trickle-down economics? 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1879 Are you sure I’m doing this right? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1880 My wife's been angling for me to redo the dining room. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1881 I've switched out the old bulbs with LEDs. Now let's see those electric eels bite. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1882 I might have fallen asleep to Deadliest Catch and woken up to Antiques Roadshow. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1883 We're gonna need a bigger dining table. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1884 You know what they say, you can give a guy some money or you can teach him to how to rich. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1885 Sic transit gloria mundi... 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1886 It's too small. Have to throw it back. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1887 I don't think it's edible, and my wife said they are terrible to clean. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1888 Ah, dammit. Another empire style. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1889 Did you buy your sinker at "Tiffanys"? 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
1890 Hey, isn't this the place where that ocean liner went down? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1891 You could have just borrowed one of my hooks. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1892 Oh shit, it’s just another candelabra! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1893 My wife will be disappointed when she hears we were fishing in a catch and release zone 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1894 The right bait makes all the difference. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1895 Sometimes I really regret getting the "Catch & Release" license. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1896 Gotta throw it back Andy, it isn't contemporary enough for you to keep it. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1897 Why do I feel like my wife had something to do with this? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1898 You raise the Titanic your way... 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1899 I thought trout had good taste. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1900 The guide said it was the perfect lure for non-landed European nobility. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1901 You think you can catch caviar with worms? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1902 I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1903 I used caviar for bait. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1904 those aren't in season. You have to throw it back. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1905 Probably too light to keep. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1906 Throw it back. They're not in season yet. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1907 That iceberg was good for something. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1908 When I heard the Chateau d' Bistro was underwater I didn't know they meant it literally. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1909 Is there still a demand for items from the Titanic? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1910 It's what I used to hook my wife. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1911 I hear you’re a fixture around here. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1912 When I said grab your light tackle, that's not quite what I hand in mind. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1913 Rumor has it you were Liberace's fishing coach. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1914 I'm throwing it back - I almost landed a Donghia chandelier last week that was at least twice as big. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1915 Think this is what they mean when they say the wealth will trickle down? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1916 I like to create a little atmosphere. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1917 Beginner’s luck 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1918 Classy fish require classy bait, Bill. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1919 Best bait I’ve found for night fishing. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1920 Yup, caviar works. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1921 Too bad you've already caught this season's limit on household furnishings. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1922 My wife got the lures from HGTV. 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1923 I have to release it. It's an endangered home furnishing. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1924 I thought fishing would be better this close to Mira Lago. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1925 No fish left, but I sure like sending my catch of the day to the EPA. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1926 I'm fishing for a mermaid. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1927 Don't get too attached to it. Remember it is catch and release. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1928 I Thought the Tiffany Season Didn't Begin Until July. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1929 Even here, Guy Manly was forced to confront his suppressed dreams of interior decorating. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1930 I was told this dock is located over the ancient city of Atlanta. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1931 I'm not really a trophy fisherman. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1932 Too bad they are out of season. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1933 I need to stop using those fancy worms. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1934 Can I borrow some of that bait you’re using? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1935 Last year it got me a trophy wife. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1936 It’s the only thing my wife wants from the divorce 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1937 Is it big enough to keep? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1938 I tell you, Bill, it pays to use a grounded plug. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1939 Let’s not mention that the candles came out lit. That part stays between us. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1940 I don't catch any fish but at least I don't have to dust it. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1941 Yup, this is definitely a keeper. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1942 Did you make that lure yourself? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1943 I thought the Titanic was farther out" 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1944 I knew fishing by the Titanic would eventually pay off. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1945 It's nice but I was really hoping for a torchiere. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1946 Time to change your bait, Earl. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1947 Lookin for a tuna with good taste. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1948 The salesman at the bait shop promised it would attract only the best class of fish. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1949 This one should light up my wife's interest in fishing. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1950 Whatever it was, it must have been titanic. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1951 That's a nice trophy to hang on your ceiling. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1952 What kind of bait did you say you're using? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1953 This will make up for the miniature desk lamp I had to throw back. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1954 Well, that's illuminating. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1955 If they are a attracted by light, they will be more attracted to candelight and romantic music. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1956 I should have been more specific when I asked for bait for an orange-faced bottom feeder. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1957 I'm hoping to catch something classy -- like lobster 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1958 I promised I would use it in my divorce settlement. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1959 No wonder the guy at Scheels said the fishing tackle I was buying was 'pretentious'. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1960 Wow! I'm going to hang this next to the armoire I caught last week! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1961 i was hoping for a new tv, but this is nice too. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1962 Ah...the tackle shop on 5th Avenue? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1963 Fishing upstream again, Jim? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1964 I'm teaching myself to tie my own flies. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1965 Watch and learn, son. Watch and learn. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1966 Catch and release? More like ‘Catch and refurbish.’ 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1967 It's a big one. Titanic, even. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1968 Well, this completes our dining room. On to the den. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1969 I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1970 Looks like the mcmansions aren't biting today. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1971 I thought this Trump brand lure would catch a bigger fish, but so far I'm not even getting a nibble. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1972 I think you're going to need a bigger bucket. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1973 It'll go well with the Queen Anne Sofa I caught off Montauk Point last week. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1974 I'm trying to catch something with good taste 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1975 Maybe “white privilage” really is a thing. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1976 They call it a "chanda-lure." 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1977 Guy at the flea market said hey it's only three bucks so I should buy it for the halibut. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1978 You’re gonna need a bigger kitchen. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1979 Another damn Georgian chandelier. What does it take to get something in an Art Nouveau around here? 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1980 I guess that tax cut is finally paying off. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1981 I’m a stagehand. The carp are staging Phantom. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1982 I'll mount it in the dining room with the other one. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1983 Teach a man to fish and he can light his whole dining room. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1984 I'm after an altogether different class of fish. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1985 Electric eels, why 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1986 Never underestimate the allure of a good conversation piece. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1987 It's supposed to attract a higher class of fish. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1988 I'm not just fishing to eat; I'm fishing for something to truly dine on. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1989 I have no idea what this means. 1.2755 0.06286 98 80 9 9
1990 Eating light tonight? 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1991 Holy Cow, got any more of that dope? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1992 So that is how you plan to catch that very wealthy mermaid! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1993 It's part of the new "Catch and Redecorate" practice 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1994 I just asked if you had a flashlight... 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1995 That's got eight. Has to have ten lights to be a keeper 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1996 It says, 'Titanic 1912!' 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1997 No, she didn't ask for a chandelier, but that's what she's getting. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1998 I don't care how nice it is; it is not going in my man-cave. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1999 The hardest thing about catching chandelier fish is casting the lure. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2000 So, you're trying to catch a Liberace, I see. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2001 My wife will be pleased. I told her I was going shopping for the house. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2002 More Titanic replica stuff. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2003 Did you bait your hook with a platinum card? 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2004 Whaddya think - throw it back or pawn it? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2005 Hey, the baccarat are running! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2006 The fish in Palm Beach are more susceptible to glamor 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2007 There must be a faster way to raise the Titanic. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2008 It's Trump Brand bait. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2009 Wow! When the guy at the bait shop told me I'd catch everything but the kitchen sink, he wasn't kidding. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2010 My new lure is probably a lot fancier than it needs to be... 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2011 Looks like Shad roe - coco. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2012 It's not a real crystal chandelier. I'm using an artificial lure. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2013 I told you that lure was tacky. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2014 I guess this is as good a time as ever to take sides on the "catch and release" policy. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2015 Salesman swore it was more fun to catch big fish on light tackle. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2016 If you think this is too much bait you should see what it took to catch my wife 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2017 ...should have seen the one that got away. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2018 "And they say fishing is a poor man's sport". 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2019 I’m house hunting 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2020 Fishing hasn't been the same since global warming. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2021 They're running early this year. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2022 Who needs eBay? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2023 Oh, noooo...there's just no getting rid of this thing! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2024 It's from a Liberace fishing lure collection I found on eBay. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2025 Give a man a curtain rod ... 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2026 My wife said she wanted to fix a light dinner. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2027 Yeah, the employees at Home Depot were confused too. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2028 I do care about the environment, son, but fluorescent is so cold and impersonal. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2029 I think I have to throw it back. It only has two tiers. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2030 Wife won't let me buy new lures. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2031 Maybe there aren't plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2032 It's more sporting to use a light tackle 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2033 I never have any luck. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2034 My wife told me to clean the chandelier but didn't say how. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2035 Gone decoratin' 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2036 I'm going for something with a more discerning palate. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2037 Decadence. Throw it back. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2038 “I’m hoping For The Liberace Fish, behind the Candelabra”. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2039 Why do you look so surprised? I invited you for some light fishing. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2040 I'm trying to catch my dream home> 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2041 I'm trying to lure a mermaid. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2042 This must be where the USS Liberace sank. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2043 Seriously, this is what you meant by "Make Fishing Great Again"? 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2044 it's really the only way to get the bulbs properly cleaned 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2045 I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2046 If you want to catch high class fish, you gotta use the right bait. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2047 See! I knew fishing off of Newport woul be successful. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2048 I'm trying to attract the nouveau-fish. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2049 This one puts me over the limit. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2050 This is how I catch only the finest fish. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2051 They told me there were plenty of fish out there for me. I figured, start with mood lighting. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2052 This should help with night fishing 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2053 I am ready to try this new lure! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2054 Oh, I'll probably mount it up in the house. These ones don't taste that good anyway. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2055 With a catch like this, my wife will let me go fishing every day. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2056 Trying to catch a lamprey. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2057 Looks like Manafort's dumping his Swarovski Crystal. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2058 Actually, yeah, I do have a light. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2059 I find it attracts a better class of fish than if I use worms. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2060 The more elegant the bait, the bigger the catch. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2061 Stop fishing for a compliment 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2062 And I thought you were crazy to bring light tackle. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2063 My interior decorator said this attracts all kinds of big fish. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2064 The light attracts them. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2065 I wrote several times to our President warning him of the dangers of climate change---he obviously didn't listen. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2066 I never usually do this well at liquidation sales. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2067 It’s a keeper, George. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2068 Don't you think they deserve a little ambiance for their last meal? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2069 This lure? It's the new Liberace Magnum. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2070 It put up a pretty good fight, but ever since I installed the dimmer switch, I land these rascals every time. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2071 Did you a use a glow worm to catch that? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2072 Shoot, I was actually hoping for something more modern 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2073 What bait you usin'? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2074 The quality of seabed debris is improving. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2075 So that's where the leftovers from Liberace's garage sale went. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2076 Looks like the Mermaids Ball will be dark this year. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2077 You should see what this puppy caught me in The Hamptons. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2078 Do you think we can find the house that goes with it? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2079 Fishing at Mar-a-Lago Shoals, 2050 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2080 I heard on the news it was gonna be a great year to catch the Phantom of the Opera 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2081 I might be able to convince Cherly to let me fish every weekend. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2082 This is what you need for Park Avenue Snapper. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2083 I don't know... Powerbait might be overdoing it. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2084 You caught a romantic dinner. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2085 Two more fishing trips and I can build my house 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2086 I figure a bright shiny object will attract the bottom feeders. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2087 How did I get a sconce when I was aiming for a conch? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2088 So you really think that will catch the 1% ? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2089 I've always found our fishing trips quite illuminating. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2090 The disco ball worked great; but I had to throw them all back. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2091 This should pair very nicely with our rustic wine. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2092 Do you think it's too small? Should I throw it back? 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2093 No biggie. Last trip I brought in a Calder mobile. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2094 Too formal for the fish fry 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2095 Well, it sure beats an old boot! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2096 I thought it was supposed to be at the end of the tunnel. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2097 Jeff, these fishes don't have the refined taste that you have ... 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2098 Guess we'll be eating light tonight. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2099 Do you figure catch and release applies to chandeliers? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2100 Told you not to use that chandelure. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2101 So my wife says, "If you want a big shiny fish, you should use a big shiny lure." 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2102 I guess someone down there is being left in the dark. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2103 Last week I caught an armoire. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2104 It's always been a lighting rod 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2105 Maybe I shouldn’t use glow-worms as bait … 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2106 Well, do YOU have any bright ideas? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2107 This 5th Ave. dock — it’s either trout or Trump relics. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2108 But you should’ve seen the 63 inch big screen that got away. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2109 I caught a PC yesterday. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2110 I'm trying to catch the 1% 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2111 I'm using worms, why do you ask? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2112 There may be something to that fancy shipwreck story after all. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2113 That light tackle really works. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2114 They say water is our most valuable resource and there's your proof. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2115 I usually go night-fishing. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2116 It's for catching caviar. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2117 It's a little gaudy, but ya gotta hang what you catch. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2118 Which bait did ya use? The Trump Steak? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2119 I think this new lure is meant for night fishing. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2120 I believe it's a keeper. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2121 So, maybe global warming is real 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2122 The electric eel has really evolved. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2123 OK, so where's the guy that was swinging from it? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2124 The fish aren't biting so much as they are waltzing. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2125 It's not ornate enough... throw it back. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2126 At least we'll be able to see what we're not eating. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2127 Some fish for guppies, but I fish for yuppies. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2128 Yeah, the Cartier lure was probably a bad idea. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2129 Looks like you hooked one of those bioluminescent species, Bob. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2130 Geez, even the fish out here have better lives than we do. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2131 I’m battling the stereotype that we’re unsophisticated, Ernie. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2132 Hook, line and chandelier 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2133 Too last century, I'm afraid. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2134 I hate that I'm over my limit for chandeliers. This one is a real beaut. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2135 The amazing part is that the candles are still lit. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2136 I heard the fishing here was fabulous. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2137 I hear the tuxedo fish are biting. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2138 We plan on eating light tonight. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2139 Boyhowdy - that is one fancy octopus! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2140 Looks like we're eating like kings tonight! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2141 The bait was for enlightenment. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2142 You can keep using your Rooster Tail if you want, but they've been hitting the Liberace like crazy. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2143 Well, what sort of bait would you use for electric eels? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2144 Electric eels are at it again. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2145 Yeah, I use this as bait when I'm after tuna with good taste. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2146 If it had 100 lights you'd have to throw it back. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2147 I reckon this sheds new light on catch and release. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2148 This one's finally going to impress my wife. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2149 That's going to be a bear to clean! Catch & release! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2150 I guess the fluted sconces aren't biting today. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2151 We could get all curious about how this got here, but I say we just cut to the chase and chalk it up to global warming. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2152 You can hang that in your house for the weekend but then you've got to throw it back. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2153 I hear the caviar are biting today 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2154 If I can keep it close to the surface, it reflects light a lot better than my usual lure. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2155 I'll bite. What's with the new bait? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2156 Next trip she wants me to do the Venetian blinds. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2157 What size bait did you use? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2158 she got everything else in the divorce. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2159 Might be a record in the home lighting category. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2160 Omnia quia sunt, lumina sunt. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2161 Maybe you need to plug it in. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2162 You need this bait if you're going for a member of his administration. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2163 If you want to catch a fancy fish, you've got to set a fancy table. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2164 I think I'll keep this for dinner. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2165 I hate ornate pollution. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2166 I'm hoping to attract some caviar 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2167 Must have been a decorator crab. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2168 You're right, it is beautiful, but I'm going for rock cod, not rococo. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2169 This one's going on the wall. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2170 Last time I buy a lure in Newport 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2171 I stopped using glow worms years ago. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2172 I didn’t expect these fancy new baits to work this well. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2173 You'll like the fish here. They've got fine taste. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2174 Now all I need is the kitchen sink. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2175 WE MUST BE DOWNSTREAM FROM THE TRUMP DUMP. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2176 My wife said to get rid of this and didn't care 'if I put it at the bottom of the sea!" 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2177 Just my luck, she’s been fishing for a new chandelier 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2178 Now all we need is an electric eel and some sandwiches 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2179 You gotta go with fancy bait if you wanna catch a fancy fish. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2180 I'm trying to snag the rare Liberace Fish. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2181 Teach a man to fish, and he'll dine in splendor for a lifetime! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2182 There's a lot of luck involved. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2183 Yeah, it’s a pretty elaborate hook set, but nothing beats it at night. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2184 The romance of it lures them. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2185 She told me to bring home some fish with good taste. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2186 It was branded as “a lure with allure.” 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2187 About the only thing you're gonna catch with that bait is a Liberace impersonator. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2188 I typed in “best light fish lures” and this is what popped up. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2189 I think your fishing skills have hit their ceiling. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2190 Wow, last week I caught a two pound desk lamp. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2191 Liberace used to be my fishing buddy. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2192 Damn global warming. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2193 I think it attracts a higher class of fish. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2194 See? Even with a disaster like Katrina - one door closes, another door opens. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2195 This may shed some light on that Global Warming Theory 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2196 This should look nice in the foyer. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2197 You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2198 For me, fishing is all about taste. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2199 So, you find fishing illuminating? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2200 You said you find fishing enlightening, but that's ridiculous... 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2201 Got one! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2202 I dangle this for a few minutes and then give em an amuse bouche. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2203 I use it to fish for compliments. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2204 Got any other bright ideas? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2205 Do you think she'll notice it's gone? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2206 That's a Fluke. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2207 Not again, I just can’t catch a disco ball! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2208 Sorry, I've only got the one 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2209 I'm trying to set the right mood 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2210 I heard it attracts kingfish? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2211 Catch or release? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2212 I should have been more specific when I prayed to catch a candlefish. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2213 All I need now is a nice table and my dining room will be done. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2214 Mom’s not gonna be happy to have to clean this one. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2215 This looks like a lot like the chandelier I saw on the Titanic. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2216 I was actually hoping for a porch light. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2217 Looks fishy to me. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2218 Too soon for a Titanic joke? 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2219 That's an illuminating choice of bait. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2220 It's a beauty for sure, but we really need a nice chafing dish. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2221 You gonna throw it back? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2222 I'm not sure if he said to use "live" or "light" bait. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2223 Heck, I guess it does trickle down. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2224 I think I've got the hang of it. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2225 Fish with good taste do not taste better! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2226 Well, you said you just wanted a light supper ... 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2227 Don't worry. It's not plugged in. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2228 I don’t know. Maybe a lamprey. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2229 They are developing a sense of humor. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2230 "Worms just don't cut it for these millennial fish". 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2231 Whaddaya think? Broil or pan fry? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2232 I see the new administration has lifted water pollution restrictions. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2233 It'd have to be one hell of a bass. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2234 This is why the uptown pier is better. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2235 We'd better get a picture of this otherwise your wife will think you only caught a light bulb. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2236 The hook and line are OK, but you overdid it with the sinker. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2237 Well at least I’m bringing something home for dinner. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2238 Those chande-lures looked smaller in the ad. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2239 It's an easy sale. Phantom Of The Opera buys everyone I catch! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2240 From sea to shining sea. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2241 At this point n my life I’m looking for a trophy fish. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2242 This is nothing, you should have seen the candelabra that got away. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2243 We may have found the spot where the White House was in the twenty-first century. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2244 You never know what you’re gonna catch on E Bay. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2245 I can't say it enough, son - if you want to catch fancy, you have to fish fancy. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2246 I think this is what they call 'trickle-down economics.' 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2247 I’m not so sure about that consignment bait and tackle store in the Hamptons. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2248 Sure is a big one. Looks hard to clean, but it will go well with Oaked Chardonnay. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2249 Yep, I used my Con Ed lure. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2250 I must stop using bait and light switch! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2251 This will look good in my man cave. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2252 Damn, took my bait! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2253 Looks like I'm preparing a light meal tonight. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2254 Great. Now we can fish even it gets dark. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2255 The guy at the tackle shop said it was the best rig they sold. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2256 I'm still working on keeping the candles lit. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2257 Not many fish go for it, it’s an acquired taste. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2258 I believe we’ve found Liberace’s final resting place. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2259 Before you say it, I know already, one of the lights is out. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2260 I guess we're closer to the Titanic than we thought. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2261 Well...my wife did say, "Catch something for dinner". 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2262 Yep. Was Liberace's fishing hole. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2263 Good gaud! 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2264 This looks like a keeper 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2265 Usually, it's just a shoe. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2266 Oh my god! Maybe I am gay... 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2267 It's just as good as an old boot Jerry, throw it back. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2268 I think that one is going to be over the limit. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2269 My"Chand-a-lure" idea just never caught on. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2270 Nice catch !! Light lunch ??? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2271 AllI did was bait and switch. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2272 This will go great with the Queen Anne table I caught last year. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2273 What are you fishin' for, Liberace? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2274 Mom says these are really hard to clean, I'm thrown it back. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2275 I just need one more and I've reached my limit 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2276 I want tuna with good taste. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2277 I got the lure at Trump Fishing Supplies. Why do you ask? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2278 I'm just trying to catch a light dinner. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2279 Fishing is all about mindset, Bob. Big bait, big fish. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2280 Looks like Trump's been dumping things from Mar-a-lago again. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2281 They're suckers for those glow-in-the-dark lures. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2282 Quite a fancy rod you got there. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2283 I used 60 watt bait. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2284 Nice one! Too bad they're out of season. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2285 Yes son, it’s the elusive ‘Lamp-Rey.’ 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2286 I think I’m over the limit. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2287 The Gal at the bait shop told me "You'll never use night crawlers again" 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2288 I was fishing for bass not brass and glass. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2289 She said, "Clean the Chandelier, or go fishing, your choice." I figured I would do both, and besides, its one hell of an Octopus Lure, don't you think? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2290 There. I hung it. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2291 Well that will light up your life. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2292 It's a lure from a tackle box I bought at an estate sale. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2293 Apparently this was Liberace's favorite fishing spot. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2294 It attracts a better class of fish. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2295 See? This is why I hope they never drain this swamp. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2296 Got a light. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2297 Too bad lighting fixtures are catch-and-release 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2298 Well, not everything you catch should be mounted on a wall. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2299 Hold my beer... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2300 Melania says it's a sure way to catch a big fish. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2301 A mermaid would be great, but I'd settle for a maid. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2302 You don't think it's strange the candles are still lit? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2303 I threw that one back last week. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2304 Dave! Trust me - the fish will be able to see your bait without extra lighting! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2305 I've always wondered why they call this place Liberace Lake. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2306 Well at least this will authenticate our cover story with my wife.. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2307 Well, it's better than the actual kitchen sink from last time. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2308 Trust me, I read about this on the internet. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2309 You need the right lure to catch trout almondine 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2310 I'm not swapping rods. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2311 Too bad your house is Arts and Crafts. Guess you'll have to throw it back. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2312 I hope to catch something with good taste. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2313 And you thought that a ceiling tile wouldn't be good bait. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2314 And this one is the top seller from the Trump Lure Collection. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2315 Oh yeah, my mom threw that out a few days ago. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2316 I'm trying for a private school. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2317 It's neoclassical Waterford...a fish with good taste is a fish that tastes good. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2318 Oh yeah, sometimes they do a gala thing after feeding time 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2319 I told you the Mob have gone soft 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2320 You're gonna need a bigger dock. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2321 I was hoping for track lighting. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2322 Fishing for compliments again, Darryl? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2323 It's from Ivanka's new line of fishing tackle. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2324 This is my new 1 percenter lure. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2325 I'm gonna catch me one of them debutantes. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2326 I always scavenge here. It is amazing what they throw away in these rich neighbourhoods. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2327 Sitting on the dock of the bay, chandelier's the catch of the day. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2328 Damn! Third one today. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2329 So this where Trump’s yacht sank! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2330 What's the legal limit on these? I've already caught six. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2331 Doesn't have LEDs, you gotta throw it back. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2332 Well, they say anything tastes good if it's deep-fried. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2333 The salesperson recommended I try a light tackle. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2334 This will probably be more believable than my other fish tales. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2335 The bait salesman did say the pond was rich with fish 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2336 If you slowly put it back in, maybe they won’t notice. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2337 I think I saw Anthony Bourdain eat one of these, once. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2338 It’s for the classy fish 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2339 The catch is always good off Mar-A-Lago. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2340 thanks for inviting me. never thought i would enjoy light fishing so much 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2341 I knew this was where the Titanic sank! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2342 You're new at this, aren't ya. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2343 Yes, effective but it uses up a lot of bait. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2344 I think I've located the Titanic 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2345 It's the only thing that works in the Hamptons. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2346 The missus and I will polish this off tonight. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2347 This doesn’t need a caption. I laughed as soon as I saw it. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2348 It's too bad we agreed to catch and release. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2349 I'm gonna need a bigger dining room! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2350 I'm hoping a discerning fish will finally see the light. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2351 The meaty ones aren't attracted by food anymore. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2352 Fishing Spots 2100: The Hamptons 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2353 This is what I get for insisting we fish in Westchester 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2354 Wow...that's titanic! 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2355 Mary Ann said she hoped I would see the light while on this trip. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2356 I guess there is something to some home mortgages being under water! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2357 Fishing? No washing the fixture. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2358 I'm using glow worms for bait. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2359 I'll create the ambiance, and you go in for the kill. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2360 Darn. I was really hoping for a TV. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2361 I think we've found that floating casino. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2362 No, a Bud Light 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2363 How do you think this lunker is gonna look mounted in my man cave? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2364 Leona Helmsley sleeps with the fishes. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2365 I've had brighter days. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2366 Thaleichthys pacificus, I think. Rare, but pretty much inedible. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2367 Trust me. They are attracted to light. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2368 Uh Oh! This is from Mar - a- Lago... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2369 What did you say you used for bait? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2370 I guess they prefer worms 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2371 Fishing with the Kardashians 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
2372 I thought I’d experiment with a different type of bait. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2373 Looks like it’s black tie at dinner tonight. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2374 I'm aiming to catch only light bass. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2375 What are you compensating for there, Ted? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2376 I knew going fishing with you would be enlightening. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2377 I'm hoping that the electric eels are biting. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2378 Sure it's nice, but does it go with the candelabra you just caught? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2379 Maybe you should throw it back. Isn't it for deep see fishing? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2380 Well, they said this bait would catch ANYthing. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2381 Yeah, now I remember. This was our house warming gift to you and Madge. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2382 Someone must be hiding assets ahead of an IRS audit. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2383 I guess it's a keeper. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2384 My switch to a light bait seems to have worked. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2385 Might get some bling cod. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2386 Just my luck. At least it'll go with the mortgage. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2387 Things are always biting here in Liberace Bay. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2388 Teach a man to fish and he’ll be changing lightbulbs forever. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2389 I did tell the babysitter we'd catch a light supper. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2390 Are you sure that kind of Big Fish swims in these waters? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2391 I'm sick of catching only the bottom feeders. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2392 Its not hard to catch these if you use light tackle. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2393 Well.. I guess Melania finally read his tweets. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2394 You're going to have to clean it. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2395 This new Trump-inspired bait is designed to attract upper crust trout. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2396 Soon I'll have the full dining set. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2397 It's good for attracting Rays 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2398 Dont't throw it back. If that came off the Titanic you can sell it on ebay. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2399 It's not LED. I'm throwing it back. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2400 Well I guess 'Brass Pond' wasn't a typo. . . 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2401 Couple more hours and we will have enough stuff to start our remodel! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2402 Keep Fishing. You know mom said she wanted an upscale kitchen. Maybe there's a kitchen sink down there. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2403 ...more like 'bait and LIGHT switch,' am I right? Right? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2404 Say! That must’ve been a helluva lanternfish! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2405 Yes, I think it adds a certain elegance to their midday meal. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2406 Neither fish nor fowl 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2407 Normally I do catch-and-release, but in this case I'll make an exception. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2408 Ah, oh; I think that's the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2409 Say what you will, but I can catch eight large fish at a time. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2410 I hear this is how you catch fish with good taste. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2411 We had our prom here. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2412 Fish are like women, they get hooked on shiny things. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2413 Now this here is referred to as a Spinner. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2414 I thought the Titanic was much further out when she sank. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2415 The bait shop carries a large selection of lures. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2416 I'm angling for sushi-grade. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2417 The guy at the tackle shop promised lantern fish. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2418 It was only after seeing Bob's bait and Rod that Rick realized the deluxe fishing kit was for suckers 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2419 My wife stocked the tackle box. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2420 Surely you've heard of a bait and switch strategy. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2421 This seemed the optimal way to cast light on the plight of our seas. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2422 I'm told that President Trump's Winter Palace, Mar-a-Lago was somewhere around here, before it was submerged in the years soon after the Great Climate Change, so I'm not at all surprised. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2423 Yup, the economy is improving. In 2009 I was lucky to snag an old boot. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2424 It’s OK, I guess. The one I caught last summer was more Deco and a lot bigger. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2425 It might not be a fish, but at least we can have a light lunch. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2426 Dang it.....I keep trolling in the ballroom! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2427 I prefer light tackle. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2428 I’ve decorated the whole dining room this way. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2429 I'm fishing for electric eels. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2430 This lights up my day. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2431 Charlie Tuna should go for this classy bait presentation. I got it from my mother in-law's dining room. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2432 Tonight, we feast! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2433 Can you believe what those clown fish did to my treble hook? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2434 What's more amazing is that the candles are still lit! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2435 I'm thiiiis close to landing one of those Liberace Fish. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2436 These coastal elites are getting out of hand. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2437 I hear they are staging an underwater Phantom of the Opera ! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2438 It was my 5 year old's idea - she said I'd catch more fish if they just had more light down there.... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2439 No atmosphere, no nibbles 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2440 Darn, I was looking for a match to the chiffonier I caught last week. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2441 When you said your home was drowning in debt, I didn't know you meant it literally. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2442 What kind of bait did you use? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2443 The Titanic must be down there. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2444 I'll have to run it by my wife... but I think think this one just might be a keeper. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2445 I told the guy I wanted some light tackle. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2446 You should have seen the one last week that got away. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2447 I asked the guy at the bait store what to use to catch kingfish 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2448 What're you using for bait? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2449 Every now and then I like to do a little light fishing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2450 Last time I ever buy worms from Swarovski. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2451 Fishes be loving chandeliers 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2452 Well, Jimmy. You can't catch a legendary fish without a legendary lure. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2453 Looks like a 10 pounder at least! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2454 I was hoping for the Waterford. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2455 They call this one "The Allure." Supposed to catch the eye of the fancy fish. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2456 I lured my wife with fancy meals so...what the heck? It's worth a try. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2457 Just casting a little light on the situation. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2458 Dave, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why? 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2459 Some fish sure know how to live. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2460 it worked with all my wives 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2461 Yeah, at first glance it looks like a standard crystal chandelier, but it's the soft-tailed, blinky-eyed, mottled salamander I added that attracts the big tuna. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2462 They really focus on the upsell at the new bait and tackle 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2463 Ed, you can catch better bargains at the amazon. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2464 I reckon I should get this one mounted. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2465 “Millennial” fish have distinct tastes. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2466 I see Hillary's still upset about losing the election... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2467 I dont catch much with it but casting it keeps me in shape. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2468 I prefer fish with more refined taste. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2469 This new bait is amazing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2470 Said on the box it was an Octopus jig. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2471 The chandeliers keep getting smaller every year. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2472 I heard the Liberace fish are biting 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2473 It´s perfect for attracting electric eels. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2474 I told you, you're supposed to use fish roe as bait, not caviar. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2475 I just think it sets the right mood. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2476 What kind of bait did you use? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2477 "Not even a nibble. Must be the red hat". 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2478 They look great on the plate but there's not a lot of meat. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2479 I thought for sure you’d catch at least one republican 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2480 Nice Chandelier, I think the wife will let me mount this one in my dining room. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2481 What is it Swarovski or Waterford? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2482 Them scientists never seem to talk about the good things we see from global warming. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2483 I know, I probably should have gotten the boat instead, but this is ssooo pretty!!!!! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2484 I guess this makes sense. I used Angela's tennis bracelet for bait. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2485 And then, when they've all arrived with their invitations to attend the grand ball, that's when I drop the net. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2486 Fishin for Octopus, eh? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2487 I suppose you think there's a better way to lure candlefish? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2488 I used a glow worm for bait 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2489 I caught it on light tackle. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2490 Too rococo. She specifically asked for postmodern. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2491 George, it's Catch & Resell! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2492 It felt kind of light. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2493 I've been trying to catch a vanity mirror but this is nice too. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2494 Can you believe that, just after I bought a cheap one for our dining room! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2495 See, Fishing DOES lead to personal enlightenment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2496 Here comes the enlightenment I've been angling for. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2497 In case you don’t know—chandeliers over 20 pounds need to be thrown back. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2498 The bait is immaterial. It’s more about technique. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2499 To be crystal clear, it's the best upper crustacean bait. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2500 It’s gorgeous, but I’m tired of fishing over the Titanic. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2501 It helps the fish see the bait. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2502 How many times do I have to tell my mother that I don't want her stuff? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2503 See Karl, I upgraded my fishing license to include catch and release of the 1% 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2504 We'll be able to fish after dark now! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2505 I never catch anything that big! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2506 You could have just hid the hook with a worm. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2507 We're going to need a bigger bait bucket. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2508 I thought the Titanic was in deeper water. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2509 Maybe she'll let me mount this one -- on the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2510 You mean to say you've never heard of night fishing? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2511 The 'Liberace Bait Shop' just opened this morning. They guaranteed hits. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2512 Ugh, not again. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2513 It's called the Liberace and mostly attracts fish of flamboyant excess. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2514 Maybe the Trump brand isn't right for lures. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2515 Sconces have invaded most of their habitat. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2516 don't make light of this 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2517 Pray the next be my lively princess. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2518 Well I am baited for electric eels. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2519 I typically go for Lobsters Thermidor and Sole Meunière with this. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2520 They weren't kidding when they said I needed sparkle and flash at the fly shop. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2521 The fish here are metrosexuals. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2522 Sorry Charlie, I want fish with good taste. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2523 So, I think this was in Trump's Mar a Lago place, back when. SAD 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2524 Forget fish ...I am going for a mermaid. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2525 The lure is from Liberace’s estate. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2526 Sure, it costs a little more to hook a high class fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2527 Scott Pruitt gave me this tip for catching squid in polluted water. He got it from a friend of his. Simple, affordable, with unbelievable results! 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2528 On the infomercial it worked a lot better. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2529 Darn, my wife would love this! Too bad it's catch and release. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2530 It'll look nice mounted next to the swordfish. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2531 You'd better throw that back. It's not sustainable. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2532 You know, it's catch and release here on Lake Waterford. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2533 I'm going after an English Tudor. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2534 Listen to me. You are never going to catch a chateau! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2535 I thought I'd do a little night fishing. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2536 It's incandescent, so I used an electric eel for bait. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2537 Edith is never going to complain about my fishing again! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2538 Dinner is going to be crunchier than I thought 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2539 So, my decorator gave me this lure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2540 I've already tried the kitchen sink, so here goes. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2541 Gilded brass, Baccarat crystals. What kind are you using? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2542 My customers like their seafood to have some sophistication. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2543 Evolution has really started to take a twisted turn. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2544 I don't think that's covered on your fishing license. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2545 Another yachtsman’s trash is another fisherman’s treasure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2546 Wow! Just in time for Mother's Day 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2547 How come I always reel in the light ones? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2548 Now do you believe me? The fish are on the other side of the dock 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2549 This is from the failed UTP (Underwater Trump Plaza!) 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2550 Fishing in South Florida isn't fun any more. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2551 Are you fishing for complements again, Marty? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2552 They said there was lead in the water 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2553 I was really hoping for a disco ball 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2554 That must have been the expensive bait! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2555 Relax octopus—I know it’s you. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2556 If I don’t get a bite this time, I’m switching to something mid-century modern. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2557 I was hoping for a lantern fish. Oh, well... 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2558 I told you not to use glow worms. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2559 I’m teaching lampfish to yearn. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2560 These new Donald Trump lures are supposed to make fishing great again! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2561 Oh right. You said we'd do a little light fishing... 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2562 They get a little dazzled by the light. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2563 Well, la-di-da. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2564 I didn’t think the Titanic was this far off course! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2565 You know Amazon offers free shipping for any order over 10,000 leagues? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2566 Maybe it's a type of lamprey? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2567 This lake is not what it once was. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2568 That's a helluva lure. Catch anything yet? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2569 I had a feeling Pier 1 wasn't the best pier to fish at. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2570 Damn it! I've already hit my bag limit on the French Empires. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2571 Amazon Prime 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2572 What’d you use? Worms or lightbulbs? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2573 Reduce, recycle, reuse... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2574 It's from our dining room. I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2575 Actually I've been having pretty good luck with my new chandelure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2576 I thought they only stocked these waters with sconces and floor lamps. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2577 And this is why you never take fishing hole advice from an antiques dealer, Bob. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2578 This will really elevate our dock. It’s going to be a game changer. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2579 What did you expect to catch in Donald's private pond? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2580 I'm fishing for a Trump-backed whale. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2581 Should I throw it back, or is it the right size for the dining room? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2582 No. It doesn't catch many fish, but any mermaids down there will know I'm the kind of guy who can take good care of them. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2583 Mar-a-lago's redecorating. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2584 Reminds me of the Château Margaux that got away. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2585 The fish here at Mar a Lago have the very best taste. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2586 Irishman Sean DeLear takes home the Trophy after an afternoon of light fishing. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2587 It looks like you'll be eating lite tonight. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2588 Is there something you didn't tell me about fishing? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2589 Whaddya think, dining room or hallway? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2590 I thought it would add some class to night fishing. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2591 It's elaborate, but it gets old school fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2592 This is a great spot. Yesterday, I pulled in airtight box full of old McDonald's two-for-one offers, but they had all expired. You know Mar a Lago is just up the coast. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2593 Time to hang it up Rocky 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2594 I told you to bring your light tackle for a reason. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2595 Is that what you would call a light catch? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2596 High-end trash is another sign the economy is booming. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2597 Keep fishing - you might reel in the dining room table! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2598 Guess I'd better clean this and get it over the foyer. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2599 I'm fishing for candlefish. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2600 These guppies have expensive taste 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2601 amazing what fish can do with plastic 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2602 I'm trying a new light-weight sinker. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2603 I heard that fish are attracted to lights too but this is ridiculous! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2604 I've heard of houses being underwater... but this is ridiculous! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2605 I'm fishing for a four bedroom colonial. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2606 I hope to catch something nice for dinner. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2607 It only seems to work one percent of the time. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2608 I hope to catch a wealthy heiress. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2609 I think your bait's too rich. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2610 I'll let my wife clean it -- she knows how. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2611 Wow... Davey Jones' Locker has quite the decor! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2612 I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2613 Actually, I was almost expecting it: last week I caught a debutante. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2614 What was your bait? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2615 You're sure Dave said to use glowworms? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2616 It's just so darn hard to clean 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2617 yep....going after that elusive Liberace fish again. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2618 I always thought that when I reeled in the big one it would have been one to mount on the wall and not the ceiling. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2619 Of all the luck! We just purchased a new chandelier last week. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2620 2018...The year when fish can afford nicer homes than millenials. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2621 Finally! People ask me all the time for a light. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2622 I thought I felt a light nibble. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2623 That's weird. It didn't feel light. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2624 Yeah, you can't use a french hook in these waters. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2625 Do you ever feel that life is like a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2626 That's not what I meant when I said to bring 'light tackle'. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2627 No wonder they always see the hook. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2628 Another lamp? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2629 You always did find the divas 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2630 I already have one, do you want it or should I throw it back? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2631 I was never fond of catch-and-release, but now I see the light. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2632 Guess I have to release, being that it's Murano glass season. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2633 Too small - we'd better toss it back. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2634 It's a Parisian message. It means Louis XIV sleeps with the fishes. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2635 What did you use for bait?" "A 25 watt incandescent. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2636 I hear rough divorces are happening upstream. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2637 It's the best bait for the tuxedo fish! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2638 Because I’m trying to catch a fish from an elite school. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2639 I'm angling for the Liberace Fish. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2640 If it's my job to clean it, she doesn't get to tell me how to do it! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2641 I'm beginning to think that the guy at the bait shop was putting me on. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2642 It’s important to set the mood. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2643 Frank was starting to have doubts about the new lure he'd been sold. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2644 Man, these are really hard to clean. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2645 This will go great with the dinette set I pulled out last week. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2646 Macy's wouldn't let me return it, so the Chande-lure was born. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2647 Darn. I hate old-fashioned crystal chandeliers. I was fishing for something more along the lines of Chihuly. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2648 Wait, I think it's missing a bulb. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2649 You have to use a big lure to catch a big fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2650 I'm glad you suggested a light rod 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2651 Not sure how to fillet this. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2652 I really should never use this light tackle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2653 I'm helping with the house cleaning. It's called multi-tasking. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2654 I never really understood the fascination with fishing, now I finally see the light. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2655 It's a little light. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2656 Moths make terrible bait. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2657 Do I contact Fish & Game or the IRS? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2658 Online it was guaranteed best lure for mermaids. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2659 We're gonna need a bigger boat 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2660 Hmm. Looks like just another light catch. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2661 It's all in what you use for your lure. I used one of my wife's crystal earrings. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2662 The right lighting can turn worms into a romantic dining experience. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2663 If it doesn't have L E D bulbs, I think you'd better cut it loose. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2664 I tied it myself; I call it the dinglewinger fly. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2665 This is really last-resort bait. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2666 Do you really think that lure will attract a mermaid? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2667 Bass Pro? No. I order my lures from the upper west side. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2668 Moth fishing again? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2669 Really a turn on for electric eels… 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2670 I'm not fishing, I'm reflecting 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2671 I think I found the chandelier from the ballroom of the Titanic. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2672 I'm releasing it, I wanted Murano! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2673 It’s been years since I caught a Liberace fish. 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
2674 It tastes like chicken. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2675 This is fun. Next time Let;s bring bait. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2676 Shucks. I was hoping for one with more contemporary styling. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2677 They always said that you were born with a silver spoon in your tackle box. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2678 The C-level change must have been substantial here. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2679 I should have brought the disco ball. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2680 I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2681 Yep, caught many mermaids with this lure! They're fine eating! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2682 Dude... I thought you said you got a BITE 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2683 Okay, I agree it'll attract them. Then what? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2684 This is the best spot for overhead lighting on the whole lake. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2685 We've been transported to a metaphorical fishing expedition that has led to an unusual illuminating find. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2686 You did say fishing will brighten my day. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2687 This takes the phrase 'fishing for compliments' to a completely different level. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2688 I vote to throw it back. It's not mid-century modern. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2689 Are you SURE your wife won't notice that thing missing from the dining room ceiling? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2690 You never want to owe the Russians. They take the term 'asset liquidation' quite literally. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2691 It's the fishing equivalent of glamping. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2692 Teach a man to fish and his dining room stays lit for a lifetime. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2693 Well that seems significant 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2694 I know you are new at this, but it’s ‘tackle’ box, not ‘tacky’ box. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2695 This is a real fluke. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2696 It's only illegal if it stays lit. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2697 My wife doesn't like it when I pick anything for the house by myself! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2698 There must be a private school of fish. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2699 Finally, something not made out of plastic . . that's something . . . 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2700 I'm bringing up the Titanic one piece at a time. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2701 I'm gonna throw it back. Just think of the taxes. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2702 We have to stop fishing right above Aquaman's apartment. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2703 This fools them into thinking they are in a dining room. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2704 This must go with the tea service I caught last week. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2705 It's nice, but I was really hoping for chairs to go with the table I caught last week. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2706 Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2707 I met this old fisherman guy, he said I was too serious. So I'm lightening up. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2708 Behind the scenes of how Fancy Feast is made. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2709 But is it art? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2710 If you clean it, I'll cook it. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2711 You'd be surprised just how many bottom feeders it attracts. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2712 Gold diggers aren't biting. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2713 Found a piece of the Titanic 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2714 Keep it. It looks bigger than the one you threw back last week. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2715 Guaranteed to catch a better class of fish. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2716 Wow. This Phantom Fishing Rod is really paying off. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2717 Thanks to this beauty and a dozen glow worms, one cast and I'm done for the day. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2718 Well, she always wanted a candlelight dinner... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2719 Well, Bill, it looks like it’s going to be a light fishing day. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2720 Check out my new lure. It glows in the dark. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2721 I do the lighting for the fish school's prom. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2722 Climate changes everything! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2723 Shame it's catch and release. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2724 They don't stock lakes the way they used to. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2725 It is the twenty first century version of "Let them eat cakes." 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2726 'Real Mermaids of Jersey Shore' has ruined this spot. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2727 Too bad you don't get to pick what trickles down. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2728 Remember when all that we hooked were fish or old tires. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2729 It is fishy. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2730 Maybe I should go back to worms. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2731 I'm hoping to catch a better class of mermaid than I got last week with a light bulb. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2732 I'm telling you son, a big hook and a magnet is all you need. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2733 I'm angling for a Trump supporter. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2734 If it has fewer than six bulbs, you have to throw it back. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2735 Your mother would love this, but it’s ‘catch and release’ time of year. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2736 This guy's a fixture in these waters. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2737 At this size do I have to catch-and-release? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2738 Shallow ones can't resist the sparkle 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2739 At least the wife will finally be happy you went fishing... 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2740 ...‘lectric eel or lamprey, either one is real good eatin’. This’ll get ‘em. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2741 Oh well, LEDs are still catch and release. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2742 So this is where Liberace's yacht went down. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2743 It ain't a flounder, but at least my wife will agree to clean it 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2744 Yeah, that was some party at the neighbors last night. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2745 I thought it felt pretty light. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2746 I can’t hold a candle to that. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2747 My wife said she wants to have fancier dinners. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2748 A good old-fashioned bucktail jig is hard to beat. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2749 "It's either the source of bioluminescence or from the Titanic". 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2750 Despite appearances, I'm really not fishing for compliments. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2751 try a different bait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2752 the sharks were having a feeding soiree 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2753 Well, here goes nothing 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2754 After a pair of matching candelabra, I'll have my limit. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2755 Tell mom: I bought it for her at Ikea. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63