Contest #615


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615

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "First, I set the mood."
  2. "Throw it back—we're fishing for mid-century modern."
  3. "Looks like the wealth is starting to trickle downstream."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2018-05-06T18:54:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2018-05-20T18:58:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2018-05-14T18:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 21st, 2018
Number of captions 7075
Number of responses 798876
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I can hear the wife now: "You caught it, you clean it." 1.9321 0.01081 5569 2014 1919 1636
1 Must be another Trump hotel that's underwater 1.8860 0.02024 1640 655 517 468
2 I've finally caught something my wife will let me hang in the living room. 1.8852 0.01072 5358 1993 1987 1378
3 "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". 1.8808 0.01077 5513 2130 1910 1473
4 Too bad it's catch and release. My wife would love this. 1.8596 0.01041 5600 2146 2094 1360
5 We must be at Pier 1. 1.8557 0.01073 5566 2243 1883 1440
6 You're gonna need a nicer boat. 1.8440 0.01188 4544 1866 1521 1157
7 Finally, something my wife will let me mount in the living room. 1.8374 0.01048 5487 2171 2037 1279
8 Those fish are having a ball down there. 1.8371 0.01361 3334 1345 1187 802
9 Now I wish I hadn't thrown back that Chippendale table. 1.8234 0.01869 1733 704 631 398
10 It's the Trump lure -- it works best with bottom feeders. 1.8131 0.01159 5158 2358 1406 1394
11 Throw it back; we're fishing for mid-century modern. 1.8069 0.01212 4107 1711 1478 918
12 First, I set the mood. 1.7938 0.01137 5024 2257 1546 1221
13 I tie my own. Why do you ask? 1.7733 0.01399 3026 1317 1078 631
14 Is that chandelier going to keep getting bigger every time you tell this story? 1.7697 0.01243 3830 1675 1362 793
15 I'm not surprised. A lot of upscale homes are now underwater. 1.7530 0.01225 3988 1807 1359 822
16 I think I’ll mount this one on the ceiling. 1.7514 0.01199 4079 1829 1435 815
17 It’s easier than dusting it. 1.7413 0.01287 3595 1655 1215 725
18 On the East River, you just get tires. 1.7389 0.01266 3661 1676 1265 720
19 Had to throw back three sconces and a flashlight, but this one's a keeper. 1.7325 0.01439 2804 1289 976 539
20 My wife told me to bring home something nice for dinner. 1.7182 0.01988 1370 618 520 232
21 Looks like the wealth is starting to trickle downstream. 1.7164 0.01587 2274 1065 789 420
22 The irony of it is that I told my wife that I couldn't go antiquing. 1.7091 0.01395 2956 1405 1006 545
23 Picked up this little beauty in the tackle shop at Mar-a-Lago. 1.7082 0.02179 1299 645 388 266
24 Even the East River's gentrifying. 1.7050 0.01274 3373 1567 1234 572
25 They're fun to catch, but tough to clean. 1.7010 0.01270 3502 1668 1213 621
26 Nice kitch, Gary. 1.6925 0.02224 1226 618 367 241
27 You can only catch these in alternating currents. 1.6901 0.01336 3288 1632 1043 613
28 This may not be the best spot for fish, but you can't beat it for ambience. 1.6892 0.01493 2436 1157 879 400
29 Incandescent bulbs. Gotta throw it back. 1.6726 0.01823 1640 803 571 266
30 Run-off from the upper east side 1.6703 0.01834 1656 824 554 278
31 Have you noticed how few boots we catch since Brooklyn has been gentrified? 1.6488 0.01389 2822 1438 937 447
32 I think I'll toss it back and try for something a little more contemporary. 1.6474 0.01421 2666 1353 900 413
33 No no no, I said bring a 'can of beer' 1.6422 0.02279 1146 619 318 209
34 It really comes in handy for night fishing 1.6398 0.02194 1005 489 389 127
35 I use it for night-fishing. 1.6387 0.01841 1492 744 543 205
36 Homes in this area are still underwater. 1.6273 0.01659 2187 1217 568 402
37 I like catching them, but I hate cleaning them. 1.6249 0.01696 1842 963 607 272
38 And that, son, is why we fish at Crystal Lake. 1.6230 0.01850 1581 838 501 242
39 I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.6219 0.01788 1751 946 521 284
40 See, this is why I like to fish in the eBay. 1.6187 0.02034 1369 748 395 226
41 Catch and release only. They're impossible to clean. 1.6167 0.01940 1380 724 461 195
42 Catchin' 'em is easy, son. It's cleanin' 'em that's a pain. 1.6155 0.01733 1766 938 569 259
43 Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you redo his foyer. 1.6150 0.01877 1509 803 484 222
44 I remember throwing this one back in when it was a bare light bulb. 1.6141 0.02360 951 506 306 139
45 They say that, before sea level rose, you could walk into any Manhattan hotel lobby and find one of these things. 1.6087 0.02180 1150 627 346 177
46 I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. 1.6086 0.03136 580 323 161 96
47 some guys find fishing meditative, but I find it illuminating. 1.6016 0.02155 1220 685 336 199
48 I told you I felt a light tug on my line. 1.6003 0.02054 1306 725 378 203
49 I told you fishing in front of Mar-a-Lago would pay off. 1.6003 0.02031 1391 788 371 232
50 You usually only see these at night. 1.5960 0.01988 1302 704 420 178
51 Not surprised, I heard Trump's hotels are under water. 1.5943 0.02117 1272 725 338 209
52 "I told you Liberace used to fish here". 1.5907 0.02134 1158 639 354 165
53 That's nothing. You shoulda seen the Steinway that got away. 1.5851 0.02187 1116 625 329 162
54 10 hooks, waterproof LEDs, and real crystal. I call it: the chandelure. 1.5838 0.02296 1098 641 273 184
55 I call it the chandel-lure. 1.5799 0.02291 1045 598 288 159
56 If my wife asks, it took all day to clean the chandelier. 1.5762 0.02537 800 447 245 108
57 My wife said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. So....... 1.5759 0.02343 988 566 275 147
58 We have to stop fishing in the Hamptons. 1.5754 0.02341 982 561 277 144
59 Billy, this is why I hate fishing Mar a Lago. 1.5745 0.02438 966 570 237 159
60 Well, I finally caught something my wife will like. 1.5740 0.02351 960 546 277 137
61 Looks like Trump Towers finally went under. 1.5740 0.02406 960 558 253 149
62 Finally, something my wife will let me put up in the living room. 1.5737 0.02524 821 464 243 114
63 I was hoping to land something a little more contemporary. 1.5728 0.02244 948 515 323 110
64 I guess that's what you get for fishing at Pier 1. 1.5726 0.02458 943 556 234 153
65 I started off tying my own flies and things just got a little out of hand. 1.5716 0.02417 936 542 253 141
66 I see the bait, but where’s the switch? 1.5681 0.02497 889 521 231 137
67 It's a tradeoff: I clean the chandelier; she let's me fish. 1.5679 0.02462 891 516 244 131
68 That's what happens when you fish too close to Mar a Lago. 1.5670 0.02423 880 500 261 119
69 Beginner's luck -- all I've been getting are wall sconces. 1.5665 0.02445 872 498 254 120
70 I threw back the sconces, but this bad boy is definitely a keeper. 1.5643 0.02465 863 496 247 120
71 Catching these things is always more fun than cleaning them. 1.5632 0.02465 838 476 252 110
72 I like to make their last meal special. 1.5632 0.02567 838 494 216 128
73 Believe me, this is how you catch mermaids. 1.5622 0.02995 587 339 166 82
74 "I used both - bait AND switch". 1.5618 0.02488 833 477 244 112
75 I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... 1.5611 0.02564 818 478 221 119
76 It's a Lamprey! 1.5605 0.02506 810 462 242 106
77 Good thing it s kitsch and release! 1.5600 0.02651 809 486 193 130
78 Too bad. Chandelier season doesn't open till next week. 1.5597 0.02502 804 457 244 103
79 Yet another reason I hate fishing in The Hamptons. 1.5590 0.02524 805 462 236 107
80 By George, you’ve found the wreckage of Mar-a-Lago! Back in 2018, they warned him about the consequences of global warming, but did he listen? 1.5589 0.02668 798 480 190 128
81 I hate fishing near the Hamptons. 1.5589 0.02566 798 463 224 111
82 I not only want fish that taste good, I want fish with good taste. 1.5539 0.02603 751 433 220 98
83 Normally I use this for night fishing 1.5521 0.02621 739 427 216 96
84 I promised you we'd go fishing, I promised Mom I'd clean the chandelier 1.5516 0.02719 736 439 188 109
85 Octopi really are the masters of camouflage. 1.5506 0.02700 721 424 197 100
86 That's strange. They usually only come out at night. 1.5490 0.02655 714 413 210 91
87 Not bad - but you should've seen the Tiffany Lamp that got away. 1.5470 0.02749 702 417 186 99
88 She did say she wanted something fancy for dinner... 1.5469 0.02716 693 405 197 91
89 I forgot to tell you this pier sits over something they used to call Mar-a-Lago. 1.5459 0.02856 687 419 161 107
90 This is what happens when you use caviar for bait. 1.5457 0.03257 460 264 141 55
91 Go ahead and cast while I set the mood. 1.5452 0.02666 675 385 212 78
92 Before global warming, used to be a hotel here. 1.5448 0.02753 681 401 189 91
93 ...and this here lure I got outta Scott Pruitt's tackle box. 1.5420 0.02844 655 392 171 92
94 Fish? You want pier #2 then. 1.5419 0.02662 620 343 218 59
95 She asked me to wash the chandelier -- she didn't say how. 1.5417 0.02757 659 385 191 83
96 Teach a man to fish, something, something, chandelier. 1.5414 0.02871 652 393 165 94
97 I told you we shouldn't fish down stream from Mar-a-lago. 1.5408 0.02738 649 375 197 77
98 You are definitely going to want to mount that one. 1.5404 0.02628 644 359 222 63
99 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he can refurbish his living room 1.5404 0.02745 644 372 196 76
100 All I have is light tackle. 1.5386 0.02846 583 334 184 65
101 She said, "You can go fishing after you clean the chandelier." 1.5381 0.02923 630 382 157 91
102 Didn't I tell you we'd find the perfect chandelier at Pier 1? 1.5380 0.02967 632 389 146 97
103 Definitely invasive. They've driven the Swarovskis clean out. 1.5371 0.02861 620 367 173 80
104 Must be a pretty fancy school. 1.5365 0.02835 617 362 179 76
105 Judging by the fight it put up, I could have sworn it was a wall sconce. 1.5363 0.02828 619 363 180 76
106 See, I told you I felt a light tugging on my line. 1.5353 0.02983 609 372 148 89
107 That's nothing. I caught a Chihuly here last summer. 1.5341 0.02995 601 367 147 87
108 This is called the Liberace lure. I’m hoping to catch a Steinway. 1.5334 0.02960 598 361 155 82
109 I know, she's a beauty, but if it has less than 20 lights, I have to throw it back. 1.5333 0.02788 600 345 190 65
110 I call it a chande-lure. 1.5329 0.02892 593 350 170 73
111 My buddy recommended a bait shop on the Upper East Side. 1.5328 0.02845 595 347 179 69
112 How many years since Mar-a-Lago was lost to rising sea levels? 1.5328 0.03000 595 363 147 85
113 Dang, looks like my line is baroque again. 1.5326 0.02985 599 365 149 85
114 Damn! Another one! 1.5322 0.02962 590 355 156 79
115 We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. 1.5321 0.02955 560 329 164 67
116 Oh no, they're a bitch to clean. 1.5303 0.02952 577 344 160 73
117 I do all my shopping on-line. 1.5301 0.03123 581 365 124 92
118 Catching one is easy, cleaning it is the real work. 1.5282 0.02988 568 341 154 73
119 If it's under a thousand watts, you have to throw it back. 1.5282 0.02978 568 340 156 72
120 It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. 1.5273 0.02897 567 332 171 64
121 We are going to see well tonight. 1.5269 0.03264 558 360 102 96
122 The name of my new lure, Hank? The 'Liberace'! 1.5252 0.02919 535 309 171 55
123 Apparently the flood did reach the upper east side. 1.5252 0.02917 556 326 168 62
124 I told you this was easier than going to IKEA. 1.5248 0.02963 524 304 165 55
125 Since I caught the armoire this is the only bait I ever use. 1.5245 0.02982 551 328 157 66
126 No,I said bring cans of beer. 1.5241 0.03267 540 345 107 88
127 If we go further out, we may be able to catch the entire living room set. 1.5241 0.02911 540 313 171 56
128 Too bad you threw back that electric eel. 1.5233 0.03185 537 335 123 79
129 It's my newest lure, I call it "The Liberace". 1.5232 0.03154 539 334 128 77
130 Finally something my wife will let me bring into the house. 1.5226 0.03050 532 319 148 65
131 Just my luck,Chandelier season doesn't open until Saturday. 1.5226 0.03026 532 317 152 63
132 A few more weekends and I'm done remodeling. 1.5217 0.03086 529 320 142 67
133 I was hoping for something more contemporary. 1.5217 0.02832 529 299 184 46
134 Got caught on the alternating current. 1.5210 0.03001 524 309 157 58
135 Sometimes, I hate The Hamptons. 1.5201 0.03217 523 327 120 76
136 This is why I don't like fishing in The Hamptons. 1.5198 0.03245 529 335 113 81
137 It tends to lure a higher class of fish. 1.5198 0.02980 529 312 159 58
138 They're fun to catch but I detest cleaning them. 1.5185 0.03230 513 320 120 73
139 Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.5185 0.03110 513 310 140 63
140 I don't want tunas that taste good. I want tunas with good taste. 1.5184 0.03173 515 317 129 69
141 Fishing's good here in the eBay. 1.5184 0.03101 515 311 141 63
142 We're gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.5184 0.03015 515 304 155 56
143 If you can't drain the swamp, you might as well catch what's in it. 1.5177 0.03146 508 309 135 64
144 Got these at the Mar-A-Lago bankruptcy sale - cheaper than worms and work great on bottom feeders. Last week I caught Mitch McConnell. 1.5173 0.03378 491 313 102 76
145 I'd keep it--but my wife hates to clean them. 1.5168 0.03097 505 303 143 59
146 I assume it’s a Waterford. 1.5168 0.03084 505 302 145 58
147 They're fun to catch, but hell to clean 1.5159 0.03261 502 314 117 71
148 That’s the last time I use glow worms. 1.5159 0.03136 502 304 137 61
149 Now all I have to do is catch an electric eel! 1.5157 0.03158 508 311 132 65
150 I guess this is why they call it the eBay. 1.5151 0.03261 497 310 118 69
151 I did borrow Scott Pruitt's fishing pole. Why do you ask? 1.5150 0.03276 499 313 115 71
152 You should have seen the Steinway that got away. 1.5145 0.03210 484 295 129 60
153 I used a chandelure. 1.5142 0.03213 494 304 126 64
154 Throw it back. We need a Tiffany Lamp. 1.5141 0.03104 498 299 142 57
155 I think I've found the Titanic 1.5133 0.03288 450 272 125 53
156 Looks like Scott Pruitt is redecorating again. 1.5132 0.03279 491 307 116 68
157 Hm. Hook, line, and fixture. 1.5124 0.03166 482 291 135 56
158 Let's see if the hedge fund managers are biting. 1.5123 0.03292 486 304 115 67
159 Seems this is where Mar-a-Lago was prior to the sea level rise. 1.5115 0.03235 479 294 125 60
160 Honestly, can't I catch just one thing that's mid-century modern? 1.5114 0.03130 481 288 140 53
161 If it doesn't have at least 12 candles, you're supposed to throw it back. 1.5105 0.03206 474 288 130 56
162 Looks like those fish are having a ball. 1.5105 0.03247 474 291 124 59
163 They stopped biting on the disco ball. 1.5096 0.03287 469 290 119 60
164 Looks like we're eating light tonight. 1.5096 0.03304 471 293 116 62
165 Alison loves it when I come here. Last week I caught a Dinette Set. 1.5086 0.03171 464 278 136 50
166 I think I’ll mount it over the dining room table 1.5076 0.03176 463 278 135 50
167 Looks like it’s two candles over the limit. 1.5065 0.03146 460 274 139 47
168 Hmm, Debbie says if I catch it, I clean it. So, back it goes. 1.5055 0.03331 453 281 115 57
169 The glitterati are biting today. 1.5045 0.03356 446 277 113 56
170 Yeah, I thought I felt a light tug on the line. 1.5034 0.03358 443 275 113 55
171 Sorry, French, mid-18th century is on the 'catch and release' list. 1.5034 0.03285 445 272 122 51
172 Yes, I think your wife WILL notice that it's gone 1.5012 0.03478 433 275 99 59
173 If it’s 40 watts or less you have to toss it back. 1.5011 0.03218 443 267 130 46
174 What did you use for bait? 1.5000 0.03277 432 262 124 46
175 Well, this is what we get for fishing in the Hamptons. 1.5000 0.03211 432 258 132 42
176 You know what they say Bob, 'if it ain't Baroque, don't fish it.' 1.4988 0.03468 427 270 101 56
177 It’s how you catch the orange-headed Trumpfish. 1.4988 0.03436 427 268 105 54
178 No, I don't expect to catch anything. My wife asked me to clean the damn thing. 1.4988 0.03428 423 264 107 52
179 I think I'll keep it and mount it on the ceiling. 1.4988 0.03499 409 256 102 51
180 The lure's not cheap, but the fish are fabulous. 1.4976 0.03401 422 262 110 50
181 It's part of the 'catch and redecorate' program. 1.4976 0.03396 420 260 111 49
182 Jon, I’m gay. 1.4976 0.03541 418 267 94 57
183 You should have seen the candelabra that got away. 1.4964 0.03329 417 254 119 44
184 I'm not sure if I should switch my bait or bait my switch. 1.4964 0.03405 413 255 111 47
185 She said I had to clean it before I could go fishing. 1.4964 0.03422 413 256 109 48
186 I'll mount this one in the dining room. 1.4951 0.03370 410 251 115 44
187 It's always in the last place you look, isn't it? 1.4951 0.03458 410 256 105 49
188 I normally catch and release, but you've seen how drab my foyer is. 1.4951 0.03347 408 248 118 42
189 It appears these fish are more sophisticated than we thought. 1.4951 0.03347 408 248 118 42
190 I have a feeling this is about as close to winning the lottery as I'm going to get. 1.4938 0.03310 405 244 122 39
191 I told you I felt a light tug! 1.4925 0.03491 402 252 102 48
192 We're gonna eat like kings tonight. 1.4925 0.03414 400 246 111 43
193 Lamprey, obviously. 1.4925 0.03575 400 255 93 52
194 Throw it back. Nobody will ever believe you. 1.4914 0.03524 405 257 97 51
195 Sure, it’s a bit ostentatious, but I find it attracts a better class of fish. 1.4897 0.03552 390 246 97 47
196 It attracts a better class of fish. 1.4885 0.03324 393 237 120 36
197 First time fishing in the Hamptons? 1.4883 0.03606 385 245 92 48
198 i remember my grandfather telling me about a hotel that used to exist here near the old coastline... what was it called now.... Mor Lego? ...something like that. 1.4883 0.03587 385 244 94 47
199 Looks like the Neptunes are renovating again. 1.4883 0.03587 385 244 94 47
200 We used to catch them twice this size when I was a kid! 1.4869 0.03511 382 238 102 42
201 I only catch the best fish with this. Classy ones. The biggest fish. Huge. 1.4868 0.03660 380 244 87 49
202 It's called "The Melania". Guaranteed to catch clownfish. 1.4868 0.03660 380 244 87 49
203 I guess it makes sense...it’s a Waterford. 1.4868 0.03564 380 239 97 44
204 Well now I feel under-dressed. 1.4855 0.03512 379 236 102 41
205 Well that's the last time I use caviar for bait 1.4855 0.03648 379 243 88 48
206 This is the bait they use at Mar-a-lago. 1.4854 0.03585 377 238 95 44
207 They told me to use light tackle for fishing off the dock. 1.4854 0.03424 377 230 111 36
208 'If I snag that electric eel its going to get interesting." 1.4854 0.03505 377 234 103 40
209 If it's Ikea I'm throwing it back. 1.4854 0.03624 377 240 91 46
210 It's an affluent river. 1.4854 0.03444 377 231 109 37
211 It tends to attract the more upscale fish. 1.4838 0.03595 370 233 95 42
212 It's called the Chande-lure. 1.4838 0.03574 370 232 97 41
213 She said I couldn't go fishing until I cleaned the chandelier. 1.4838 0.03734 370 240 81 49
214 It fought like a lamprey. 1.4824 0.03498 369 228 104 37
215 The Liberace 910 lure... good choice Herb. 1.4824 0.03581 369 232 96 41
216 You can’t eat it , but your wife will definitely let you fish again tomorrow! 1.4822 0.03350 365 218 118 29
217 Great. As if cleaning a fish isn't hard enough. 1.4822 0.03672 365 233 88 44
218 Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. 1.4821 0.03708 363 233 85 45
219 How's the current here? 1.4807 0.03546 362 225 100 37
220 I'm after the elusive Orange Trumpfish which is attracted to tacky, glitzy lures. It's a trash fish, an invasive species, absolutely no good for much of anything, but it preys on the useful native stock and we're trying to get rid of it. 1.4806 0.03813 360 236 75 49
221 The guy at the bait shop said the Liberaces are running. 1.4806 0.03792 360 235 77 48
222 Last week sconces were running. 1.4806 0.03561 360 224 99 37
223 Moving to the Upper East Side has changed you, Marvin. 1.4806 0.03604 360 226 95 39
224 The bait-shop said to use light tackle. 1.4790 0.03690 357 228 87 42
225 Yesterday the refrigerators were biting. 1.4790 0.03626 357 225 93 39
226 I knew I shouldn't be using light tackle. 1.4771 0.03634 350 220 93 37
227 Finding a Mother's Day gift while fishing may be the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1.4771 0.03853 350 230 73 47
228 Did I mention this spot used to be a Trump Tower before global warming? 1.4754 0.03807 345 224 78 43
229 Damn! I'm only licensed for candelabra. 1.4752 0.03665 343 216 91 36
230 Just tell her you found it online. 1.4752 0.03802 343 222 79 42
231 Wow! You caught that with a 10-watt bulb? 1.4752 0.03618 343 214 95 34
232 Even the East River's gettin' gentrified. 1.4752 0.03688 343 217 89 37
233 You think it’s the same one we caught earlier? 1.4737 0.03578 342 212 98 32
234 Shame to throw it back, but incandescents are illegal now. 1.4737 0.03625 342 214 94 34
235 Trust me; you get a whole different class of fish. 1.4720 0.03648 339 213 92 34
236 A classic case of bait and switch. 1.4718 0.03759 337 216 83 38
237 They sell it at the Mar-a-Lago Bait & Tackle Shop. 1.4718 0.03759 337 216 83 38
238 My wife is going to kill me. She made me promise I wouldn't catch anything she's have to clean. 1.4716 0.03752 335 214 84 37
239 Finally, a catch my wife will be happy with. 1.4713 0.03857 331 215 76 40
240 Well that explains the bioluminescence. 1.4697 0.03744 330 210 85 35
241 First, you've got to set the mood. 1.4693 0.03901 326 213 73 40
242 I once caught a candelabra that was twice this size. 1.4693 0.03702 326 205 89 32
243 Liberace gave it to me. He never caught anything with it either. 1.4681 0.03801 329 212 80 37
244 It must have been a really ugly divorce. 1.4677 0.03836 325 210 78 37
245 Throw it back. Too gauche. 1.4677 0.03786 325 208 82 35
246 This beats dusting the damn thing! 1.4675 0.03700 323 203 89 31
247 Bioluminescence. 1.4675 0.03828 323 208 79 36
248 No wonder Liberace fished here all the time. 1.4673 0.03896 321 209 74 38
249 It’s called the Chande-Lure™, patent pending. 1.4673 0.03743 321 203 86 32
250 My wife might actually let me mount this one in the house 1.4673 0.03795 321 205 82 34
251 I had to release the bedside lamp, but this one looks big enough to keep. 1.4673 0.03717 321 202 88 31
252 Welcome to the Hamptons. You won't catch that in the East River. 1.4654 0.03872 318 206 76 36
253 This will go great with the table and chairs I caught last week. 1.4654 0.03688 318 199 90 29
254 So, Liberace sleeps with the fishes? 1.4654 0.03923 318 208 72 38
255 How long have you been baiting with cocktail shrimp? 1.4654 0.03897 318 207 74 37
256 The East River cleanup is working. Still no fish but the pollution is classier. 1.4652 0.03759 316 200 85 31
257 I was here all day yesterday and only caught two night lights. 1.4652 0.03785 316 201 83 32
258 You're gonna need a bigger table 1.4652 0.03838 316 203 79 34
259 I don’t think the Titanic is as far down as they thought. 1.4652 0.03812 316 202 81 33
260 This one is going on the ceiling. 1.4652 0.03992 316 209 67 40
261 The trick is casting without blowing out the candles.. 1.4652 0.03812 316 202 81 33
262 "Hmm, throw it back or completely change the dining room? 1.4650 0.03882 314 203 76 35
263 They tell me fishing is best when you catch the first light. 1.4650 0.03882 314 203 76 35
264 It’ll look great mounted. 1.4650 0.03934 314 205 72 37
265 It's even more surprising that it is still lit. 1.4650 0.03856 314 202 78 34
266 If you give a man a chandelier he has light for one room, but if you teach a man to fish for chandeliers he has light for his entire life 1.4642 0.03969 321 213 67 41
267 It's not just the bait. . .it's the ambience. 1.4633 0.03646 313 194 93 26
268 Now, I know why they call it crystal lake. 1.4633 0.03811 313 200 81 32
269 I want to attract a higher class of fish. 1.4633 0.03729 313 197 87 29
270 Last week the Eames chairs were running. 1.4633 0.03864 313 202 77 34
271 Your rod doesn't hold a candle to mine. 1.4633 0.03811 313 200 81 32
272 So typical. Extravagant lifestyle but living under water. 1.4630 0.03634 311 192 94 25
273 Yeah, but who's gonna clean it. 1.4628 0.03819 309 197 81 31
274 Too polluted for fish, but great for getting the tarnish off silver. 1.4610 0.03744 308 194 86 28
275 Yeah, they work, but they're a bitch to tie. 1.4610 0.03772 308 195 84 29
276 So THATS what a 1000 dollar lure looks like. 1.4608 0.03873 306 197 77 32
277 My last time fishing the Hamptons. 1.4608 0.04062 306 204 63 39
278 That's the thing about Mar-a-Lago. Fishing's good, but lotsa junk. 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
279 I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4608 0.04218 306 210 51 45
280 It tends to catch a better class of fish. 1.4603 0.03882 302 194 77 31
281 It’s the easiest way to clean it. 1.4603 0.03939 302 196 73 33
282 The mystery, Rick, isn't how it was in twelve feet of water under a dock in a lake. The mystery is how the candles are still lit. 1.4593 0.03946 307 201 71 35
283 Yeah. The wife'll probably be mad, but I couldn't find my tackle box. 1.4582 0.04023 299 197 67 35
284 Just my luck! Chandelier season doesn't begin until next week. 1.4582 0.03910 299 193 75 31
285 Liberace used to fish here. 1.4582 0.03939 299 194 73 32
286 Found it. 1.4582 0.03995 299 196 69 34
287 And this, son, is why we call her “Lake Superior.” 1.4582 0.03967 299 195 71 33
288 You say it's called a Chandelure? 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
289 Now she’ll probably want me to fish for the matching table lamp. 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
290 Everything’s gotten tackier since Trump was elected. 1.4561 0.04025 296 195 67 34
291 I'm gonna try the menorah instead. 1.4558 0.03958 294 191 72 31
292 Finally something my wife will let me hang up. 1.4552 0.03937 290 187 74 29
293 I don’t think I want to see what you catch with that lure. 1.4552 0.03907 290 186 76 28
294 I'm surprised - I was using a lure for floor lamps. 1.4552 0.03967 290 188 72 30
295 I think it’s a metaphor. 1.4533 0.03823 289 183 81 25
296 Remember when sea levels were normal and all we ever caught was fish? 1.4533 0.04037 289 190 67 32
297 "It's called 'The Liberace Lure'". 1.4533 0.04183 289 195 57 37
298 I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... 1.4530 0.03841 287 182 80 25
299 Just once, I'd like to catch an actual fish. 1.4530 0.04117 287 191 62 34
300 Someone must be underwater on their home loan. 1.4530 0.03873 287 183 78 26
301 I guess that’s why the locals call it eBay 1.4526 0.03955 285 184 73 28
302 Why couldn't it be a Chihuly? 1.4507 0.03964 284 184 72 28
303 More crap from the Titanic 1.4500 0.04223 280 189 56 35
304 Holy mackerel, I think I caught a Swarovski! 1.4500 0.04068 280 184 66 30
305 It might be from the lost casino of Atlantis. 1.4491 0.03922 285 184 74 27
306 It's better for night fishing. 1.4484 0.03994 281 183 70 28
307 They're not biting. The lighting's not right. 1.4480 0.04172 279 187 59 33
308 My wife told me to clean the chandelier and I was thinking--why not? 1.4477 0.04100 277 183 64 30
309 I'm sitting on the dock of eBay... 1.4477 0.04287 277 189 52 36
310 Another antique store gone under. 1.4477 0.03970 277 179 72 26
311 Probably from the White House. They’ve thrown everything else out! 1.4477 0.04131 277 184 62 31
312 There must be a current here. 1.4477 0.04163 277 185 60 32
313 So, what kind of wine should you serve with this? 1.4477 0.03937 277 178 74 25
314 When he touted how Climate Change was just Fake News, he forgot how close Mar-a-Lago was to the water. 1.4477 0.03937 277 178 74 25
315 I don't know whether to throw it back or redesign my dining room. 1.4477 0.04100 277 183 64 30
316 I only use this lure for special occasions. 1.4473 0.04089 275 181 65 29
317 You're laughing now, but you owe me fifty bucks if this works 1.4469 0.03875 273 173 78 22
318 Its the most beautiful treble hook in the world. But I have to admit, its a bitch to cast. 1.4469 0.04208 273 183 58 32
319 It's called a Liberace Spinner 1.4469 0.04143 273 181 62 30
320 Frank, you add a touch of class to every occasion. 1.4469 0.04111 273 180 64 29
321 Amazing fight this one gave...like it knew it was going to end up in the dining room... 1.4465 0.03824 271 170 81 20
322 You should have seen the marble fireplace that got away. 1.4465 0.04295 271 184 53 34
323 Not how I expected light tackle to work. 1.4465 0.04133 271 179 63 29
324 They're going to call me a liar. 1.4453 0.04066 274 180 66 28
325 I think it's time to hang it up. 1.4444 0.03973 270 174 72 24
326 Oh, that’s right, we’re right over where Park Ave. was, back in the 2020’s. 1.4444 0.04110 270 178 64 28
327 Before global warming, Mar-a-Lago was under this spot. 1.4440 0.04298 268 182 53 33
328 Well, at least it goes with the dinette set I caught yesterday. 1.4440 0.04098 268 176 65 27
329 Looks like I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.4440 0.04265 268 181 55 32
330 Fishing in the Hamptons never gets old. 1.4436 0.04154 266 176 62 28
331 It's called a chandelure. 1.4432 0.04246 264 177 57 30
332 I just hope that my wife doesn't notice it's gone. 1.4432 0.04001 264 170 71 23
333 Well, we may not have much to eat tonight, but we'll be dining in style. 1.4432 0.04108 264 173 65 26
334 They must be draining the swamp near here. 1.4432 0.04313 264 179 53 32
335 I guess our rising seas have reached a new ceiling. 1.4432 0.04211 264 176 59 29
336 I said get fish that taste good, not fish with good taste. 1.4432 0.04211 264 176 59 29
337 Last week I caught a fifteen pound sconce. 1.4411 0.04188 263 175 60 28
338 Never mind hanging it on your wall, hang that sucker from the ceiling. 1.4406 0.04032 261 169 69 23
339 It's the light at the end of the channel 1.4406 0.04315 261 177 53 31
340 When you said bring light tackle, I thought you were joking. 1.4406 0.04176 261 173 61 27
341 I said we shouldn't fish from pier one! 1.4397 0.04113 257 168 65 24
342 Yeah, it's a keeper, but they're a bitch to clean. 1.4397 0.04187 257 170 61 26
343 Well, they said the water was crystal clear... 1.4389 0.03984 262 169 71 22
344 Much faster than dusting by hand. 1.4375 0.04049 256 166 68 22
345 I’ve gotta stop using caviar for bait. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
346 You caught it, you clean it. 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
347 Where did they say Titanic went down? 1.4375 0.04270 256 172 56 28
348 Mar-a-lago, 2250. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
349 ''Well I did tell the wife I'd bring something home for the dinner table'' 1.4375 0.04197 256 170 60 26
350 It's not dinner, but it might work in the dining room. 1.4375 0.03894 256 162 76 18
351 You caught it, you clean it. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
352 I call this my 'chandelure.' 1.4370 0.04071 254 165 67 22
353 The electric eels love it. 1.4370 0.04109 254 166 65 23
354 The guys are right, Pete. Money has changed you. 1.4365 0.04093 252 164 66 22
355 I told you we were too close to Mar-a-Lago. 1.4365 0.04282 252 169 56 27
356 I almost caught a two foot sconce here two weeks ago but it got away. 1.4365 0.04170 252 166 62 24
357 It doesn't catch many fish, but the fish it catches are simply fabulous. 1.4362 0.04437 243 165 50 28
358 You're gonna need a bigger cooler. 1.4360 0.04194 250 165 61 24
359 Maybe next time we should fish a little further away from Mar-a-Lago. 1.4337 0.04429 249 171 48 30
360 Fishing near The Hamptons has its own reward. 1.4337 0.04429 249 171 48 30
361 First thing I've ever caught my wife won't mind cleaning. 1.4337 0.04166 249 164 62 23
362 I found this fishing lure on Trump.com 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
363 I started with a simple spoon lure and things just kind of escalated from there. 1.4327 0.04445 245 168 48 29
364 You’ll have to throw it back, you’re over the watt limit. 1.4327 0.04408 245 167 50 28
365 I shouldn’t have used caviar. 1.4327 0.04253 245 163 58 24
366 It's time to make the ocean great again. 1.4321 0.04472 243 167 47 29
367 These things are a bitch to clean. 1.4309 0.04200 246 163 60 23
368 You want to get them in the mood first. 1.4309 0.04355 246 167 52 27
369 This is a great spot. I furnished my whole apartment here last year. 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
370 Catch and release or catch and restore ? 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
371 I see you bought the new Liberachi lure. 1.4298 0.04289 242 162 56 24
372 Too small, throw it back in. 1.4298 0.04329 242 163 54 25
373 I know you like expensive lures Bob, but this is ridiculous. 1.4298 0.04369 242 164 52 26
374 Throw it back, it has incandescent bulbs. 1.4298 0.04085 242 157 66 19
375 You shoulda seen the credenza that got away! 1.4292 0.04108 240 156 65 19
376 But it will go well with the baby grand piano I caught last week. 1.4286 0.04258 238 158 58 22
377 I threw a set of Royal Doultan back last week. 1.4286 0.04088 238 154 66 18
378 It's just a more elaborate "bait with a switch". 1.4286 0.04300 238 159 56 23
379 I’ll bet it’s the sconce I threw back last summer. 1.4280 0.04408 236 160 51 25
380 This has “Mob” written all over it. 1.4280 0.04367 236 159 53 24
381 Wow, I guess Venice really is sinking! 1.4274 0.04352 234 157 54 23
382 You're a miserable fisherman, but you have exquisite taste. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
383 So this is where the Mar-a-Lago used to be, huh? 1.4274 0.04517 234 161 46 27
384 Son, for every one of these you come across, you're going to catch a lot of flashlights. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
385 Well they said the water here was crystal clear. 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
386 Again?! 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
387 I'm going to release it. Too hard to clean. 1.4262 0.04311 237 159 55 23
388 Just another bait & kitsch 1.4255 0.04461 235 161 48 26
389 Wow, that Liberace lure really works! 1.4255 0.04542 235 163 44 28
390 I don’t know if I should throw it back or take it to Antiques Road Show. 1.4255 0.04295 235 157 56 22
391 The EPA doesn’t care about light pollution. 1.4249 0.04489 233 160 47 26
392 It's a chande-lure. 1.4242 0.04260 231 153 58 20
393 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, his wife takes the house. 1.4236 0.04504 229 157 47 25
394 Yeah, this was Liberace's place before the climate changed. 1.4231 0.04432 234 160 49 25
395 I've got nothing. Any nibbles on that harpsichord? 1.4231 0.04264 234 156 57 21
396 We have to release it if it's LED. 1.4231 0.04391 234 159 51 24
397 Suddenly I feel a little underdressed 1.4229 0.04402 227 153 52 22
398 Best thing for lampreys. 1.4229 0.04618 227 158 42 27
399 I call it a chande-lure. 1.4229 0.04533 227 156 46 25
400 Nice lure. You fishin' for debutantes again? 1.4213 0.04417 235 161 49 25
401 This is the last time we fish in Connecticut. 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
402 I told my wife I went antiquing. 1.4211 0.04342 228 153 54 21
403 I think it's a cousin of the lantern fish. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
404 I’d throw it back, but it’s perfect for the foyer. 1.4204 0.04185 226 148 61 17
405 I'll let the wife clean this one. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
406 Those clown fish have some sense of humor. 1.4204 0.04185 226 148 61 17
407 We gotta stop fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4204 0.04546 226 156 45 25
408 I'm going for the lamprey. 1.4204 0.04414 226 153 51 22
409 Worms are great, but I prefer to offer a complete dining experience. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
410 But when I tell this story, it’s going to be an eighteenth-century original. 1.4204 0.04458 226 154 49 23
411 Finally, something that my wife will allow me to mount. 1.4204 0.04589 226 157 43 26
412 Great. Another one. 1.4204 0.04369 226 152 53 21
413 So how long have you been fishing at Pier 1? 1.4204 0.04502 226 155 47 24
414 Sure I did lots of acid in college. Why do you ask? 1.4196 0.04442 224 152 50 22
415 Swell! Now we can fish all night. 1.4189 0.04378 222 149 53 20
416 Whoa that’s nice. And they say our oceans are full of trash 1.4189 0.04378 222 149 53 20
417 told you not to bait it with that electric eel 1.4189 0.04188 222 145 61 16
418 It's fine, my wife can cook anything. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
419 Yep. It's a classic bait and switch. 1.4189 0.04331 222 148 55 19
420 Why would a mermaid be interested in a worm? 1.4185 0.04398 227 154 51 22
421 "It's a little gilded lure I made to attract the elusive Trumpfish, a real big bottom feeder! 1.4182 0.04680 220 154 40 26
422 Poseidon or Titanic? 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
423 If it's not a Swarovski i'd throw it back. 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
424 I'm gonna throw it back. They're too hard to clean. 1.4182 0.04724 220 155 38 27
425 If this doesn't catch a Liberace nothing will. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
426 It could be from an offshore account. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
427 I think I'll call it the chande-lure. 1.4182 0.04262 220 145 58 17
428 I've heard they're murder to clean. 1.4182 0.04453 220 149 50 21
429 Throw it back it's too hard to clean. 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
430 Guess you're right. Mar a Lago was ' round here before the ice caps melted. 1.4174 0.04844 218 156 33 29
431 The fish are having a ball today. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
432 Catch and release, my ass. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
433 I'm beginning to come around on the climate change debate. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
434 I caught it with a 7-watt LED orange-glo specialty bulb. 1.4174 0.04529 218 149 47 22
435 If it’s not Baccarat I just catch and release. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
436 So that's what happened to Mar-a-lago. 1.4155 0.04558 219 151 45 23
437 Well, this casts fishing in a whole new light! 1.4155 0.04273 219 145 57 17
438 Trump Tower is still under water . 1.4147 0.04726 217 153 38 26
439 Nuts! This is a catch and release area. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
440 I finally caught one that my wife may let me mount! 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
441 Why, last year it was just a little table lamp when I tossed it back. 1.4147 0.04250 217 143 58 16
442 Until now, I hadn't really appreciated sea glass. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
443 Darn Global Warming - there used to be something called Trump Tower down here. 1.4147 0.04588 217 150 44 23
444 I told you gentrification was gonna ruin this spot. 1.4140 0.04475 215 146 49 20
445 It works great, but I'm constantly having to throw back interior designers. 1.4131 0.04456 213 144 50 19
446 Yeah, they're big, but really tasteless. 1.4131 0.04456 213 144 50 19
447 Damn light pollution. 1.4131 0.04505 213 145 48 20
448 See if you can hook the grand piano. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
449 I hate fishing at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4123 0.04730 211 148 39 24
450 On the plus side, I told my wife I was going shopping. 1.4123 0.04383 211 141 53 17
451 I could see mounting it in the dining room. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
452 Be careful what you fish for 1.4123 0.04584 211 145 45 21
453 Hey Bob, shouldn’t you use an extension cord instead of fishing line? 1.4123 0.04279 211 139 57 15
454 The dining room tables were really hitting yesterday. 1.4115 0.04566 209 143 46 20
455 I don't care about catching fish. I just like the ambiance. 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
456 "I told you Liberace used to fish here". 1.4115 0.04616 209 144 44 21
457 I knew it was a mistake to use light tackle 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
458 We know about their schools, I guess now they have ballrooms ! 1.4115 0.04566 209 143 46 20
459 Why do we still go fishing in The Hamptons? 1.4115 0.04515 209 142 48 19
460 I think they can tell it's not real crystal 1.4115 0.04714 209 146 40 23
461 You misunderstood when I said fishing would cast a new light on retirement. 1.4104 0.04567 212 146 45 21
462 It's about time. I've had to throw back two desk lamps earlier today. 1.4087 0.04318 208 138 55 15
463 LIMERICK: One morning while fishing for bream...The guys pulled up something glassine..."It is very pretty,..But I bet they taste shitty...And my wife says they're not easy to clean." 1.4085 0.04350 213 143 53 17
464 Looks like we'll be having a light dinner tonight. 1.4078 0.04762 206 145 38 23
465 Back before the waters rose, this was a pretty ritzy neighborhood. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
466 So that's why they call it Waterford crystal. 1.4069 0.04694 204 142 41 21
467 I'm pretty sure the bait shop didn't suggest 'allure'. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
468 Fish love it. Most of ‘em grew up hearing stories about the Titanic ballroom. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
469 Did I ever tell you about the time I went fishing with Liberace? 1.4059 0.04727 202 141 40 21
470 It was a big fixture in a small pond. 1.4059 0.04347 202 134 54 14
471 We gotta stop fishing off the Upper East Side. 1.4059 0.04779 202 142 38 22
472 Make sure it's not plugged in! 1.4059 0.04621 202 139 44 19
473 I’m hoping to catch a socialite. 1.4059 0.04779 202 142 38 22
474 Marilyn's been hounding me to clean the chandelier, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. 1.4059 0.04459 202 136 50 16
475 I caught a nice foyer with it last year. 1.4059 0.04568 202 138 46 18
476 I'm mainly fishing for compliments. 1.4059 0.04568 202 138 46 18
477 I never believed that it was totally dark down there 1.4059 0.04727 202 141 40 21
478 She's a beauty all right, but sadly, chandelier season doesn't open until next Tuesday. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
479 Yeah, I'm using light tackle... 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
480 The fish here won't bite unless they know you've got money. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
481 my decorator recommended this place 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
482 I found it on the internet. It's called a chande-lure. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
483 It went right for the plug. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
484 Actually, it's high-end mermaid bait. 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
485 It felt heavy when I was reeling it in, but it’s actually pretty light. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
486 I use 100 dollar bills for bait...last week I caught a Tiffany lamp! 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
487 She won't clean that either. 1.4039 0.04656 203 141 42 20
488 Catch and release, or catch and regift? 1.4035 0.05152 171 120 33 18
489 Eight bulbs, it's a keeper. 1.4030 0.04358 201 134 53 14
490 Nice catch.” “Yah, but they’re hard to clean’ 1.4021 0.04904 189 133 36 20
491 What ever happened to liberace's yacht? 1.4020 0.04880 199 142 34 23
492 My new strategy is to lull them into a false sense of prosperity. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
493 It’s called the Liberace lure, but it looked a lot smaller in the brochure. 1.4020 0.04775 199 140 38 21
494 Well, I must admit . . . he did at least make fishing great again. 1.4020 0.04722 199 139 40 20
495 I thought I felt the tug of the nouveau riche. 1.4010 0.04645 197 136 43 18
496 I'm finally bringing home something my wife will like. 1.4010 0.04810 197 139 37 21
497 If I let it go, I won't have to clean it. 1.4010 0.04701 197 137 41 19
498 Well, it’s the first thing I ever caught that my wife might like. 1.4010 0.04475 197 133 49 15
499 It would look great in my dining room but I'm over my limit. 1.4010 0.04475 197 133 49 15
500 You think your wife will let you mount this one? 1.4010 0.04532 197 134 47 16
501 Very interesting. I spotted a school of them yesterday, out by the lighthouse. 1.4010 0.04453 202 137 49 16
502 Cheapest Mothers Day present ever. 1.4000 0.04860 200 143 34 23
503 I read somewhere that folks were having good luck with light tackle this season. 1.4000 0.04790 195 137 38 20
504 Makes you see fishing in a whole new light. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
505 I call it the Liberace lure. 1.4000 0.04755 200 141 38 21
506 Well, this is disappointing. I was trying to catch a lantern fish. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
507 It's the Chande-Lure; it came with the Basso-Matic. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
508 Did you ever start doing something, and forget what you were doing right in the middle of it? 1.4000 0.04845 195 138 36 21
509 No one's gonna believe me, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. 1.4000 0.04447 195 131 50 14
510 One of those Trump lures? 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
511 Your ceilings are too high - throw it back. 1.4000 0.04387 195 130 52 13
512 It was a compromise, she said I could go fishing if I helped clean the house. 1.4000 0.04506 195 132 48 15
513 Can you think of an easier way to wash it? 1.4000 0.04755 200 141 38 21
514 Me? I’m fishing for lamprey. 1.3990 0.04936 193 138 33 22
515 Wow, what kind of bait did you use? 1.3990 0.04537 193 131 47 15
516 I prefer light tackle. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
517 I suggest that you come up with a better story on Antiques Roadshow. 1.3990 0.04655 193 133 43 17
518 You should’ve seen the fishxture that got away! 1.3990 0.04881 193 137 35 21
519 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
520 If you catch her you may not be able to afford her. 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
521 My wife said I could go fishing as long as I washed the chandelier first. 1.3979 0.04804 191 134 38 19
522 I don't know about a mermaid but you might catch Liberace. 1.3979 0.04861 191 135 36 20
523 Took me three months to tie this fly! 1.3969 0.04577 194 133 45 16
524 Just one electric eel and this baby'll light up like Christmas. 1.3968 0.04782 189 132 39 18
525 Why am I not shocked? 1.3968 0.04955 189 135 33 21
526 It’s spawning season and they can’t resist the ambiance. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
527 The guy at the bait shop suggested light tackle ... do you think it's too much? 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
528 Sorry son, looks like we're in for another light supper. 1.3958 0.04609 192 132 44 16
529 This will look great over the mahogany dining set I caught last week. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
530 Hey, Mr. Easily Distracted, your line's behind you. 1.3947 0.04582 190 130 45 15
531 Wow! What's the chances in catching an 1800's ormolu 32-light chandelier by Pierre-Philippe Thomire on a worm! 1.3947 0.05045 190 138 29 23
532 This is what you meant by a little light fishing? 1.3938 0.04410 193 130 50 13
533 We're gonna need a higher ceiling. 1.3936 0.04426 188 126 50 12
534 Lucky sure, but do you know how hard it's gonna be to catch the replacement bulbs? 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
535 That should go well with the beaded tapestry you caught yesterday. 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
536 At least my wife will actually want to hang this one. 1.3925 0.04648 186 128 43 15
537 ...the Wife, is on this "re-purposing" kick. 1.3925 0.04585 186 127 45 14
538 Looks like the Liberaces are running. 1.3925 0.04892 186 132 35 19
539 Nice catch Dad, but there is no way Mom is cleaning that! 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
540 Beginner’s luck 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
541 Bet you wish you hadn't thrown back the chifforobe now. 1.3915 0.04892 189 135 34 20
542 I don,t think that is what they meant when they said use a lighter bait. 1.3913 0.04930 184 131 34 19
543 Googled “bright shiny lures” 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
544 Teach a man to decorate and his wife will ask him to fish instead. 1.3913 0.04869 184 130 36 18
545 You want to set the right mood. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
546 Maybe my wife will let me mount this one. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
547 Too bad it’s catch and release. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
548 I know it’s catch and release, but this would look fabulous in my dining room. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
549 This is the last time I fish off of Mar a Lago 1.3901 0.05089 182 132 29 21
550 Last week I almost caught a memorah twice the size. 1.3901 0.04652 182 125 43 14
551 Cause it's a great spot for lampreys. 1.3901 0.04314 182 120 53 9
552 I’ll mount it on the ceiling. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
553 My wife got the house 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
554 I think you misunderstood “light tackle.” 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
555 I'll set the mood, you go ahead with the appetizers. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
556 Well you said you wanted to do some light fishing 1.3901 0.04384 182 121 51 10
557 I was right. We're over Mir-a-lago. Went under in 2050. 1.3901 0.04968 182 130 33 19
558 Now I wish I'd kept that electric eel. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
559 You catch better stuff on the East Side. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
560 I told you to get me "a lure" not "allure". 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
561 We really have to stop fishing next to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3898 0.04392 177 117 51 9
562 Not sure. It might be a lamprey. 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
563 If it has greater than 24 bulbs, you have to throw it back 1.3889 0.04753 180 125 40 15
564 I’d toss it back, last thing you need is another chandelier. 1.3889 0.05069 180 130 30 20
565 Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he can furnish his home for a lifetime. 1.3889 0.04753 180 125 40 15
566 I love fishing, but I spend way too much on lures. 1.3889 0.04945 180 128 34 18
567 So this is where they drained the swamp. 1.3889 0.05007 180 129 32 19
568 Throw it back. It’s a chandelier. We’re fishing for candelabra. 1.3889 0.04687 180 124 42 14
569 Is it a lamprey? 1.3880 0.05006 183 132 31 20
570 This must be part of the East River revitalization project. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
571 I'm using a silver spoon 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
572 Well this could be enlightening. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
573 Fish or cut crystal as they say. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
574 Nice going, Dan. You just ruined a bluefin's dinner party. 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
575 I guess some of them live pretty well down there. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
576 Sure is a big one! Last week I only caught a sconce. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
577 You said you're pretty much a fixture on this dock, but this is ridiculous. 1.3876 0.04722 178 123 41 14
578 Hey Hal? You ever wonder what they're really doing down there? 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
579 It's a lure for fish that have no taste. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
580 I was really hoping for something more Art Deco 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
581 its too small. throw it back 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
582 I'll be eating light for dinner. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
583 What’s weird is that it’s the second one. 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
584 My wife asked me to bring back fine dining for dinner. 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
585 before Global Warming, I think this was Mar-a-Lago. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
586 You ever buy a lure then think, "How'm I gonna cast this thing?" 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
587 I'm using light tackle 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
588 We'll get an electrician to gut and clean it. 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
589 I was using a Louis XIV lure. 1.3864 0.04758 176 122 40 14
590 You should'a seen the one that got away. 1.3864 0.04477 176 118 48 10
591 I figured I might as well use it for something since I can't find the incandescent bulbs. 1.3859 0.04738 184 129 39 16
592 At least it's not the kitchen sink. 1.3855 0.04767 179 125 39 15
593 If you want to catch a fish that tastes good, you have to catch a fish with good taste. 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
594 Any other bright ideas? 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
595 This is how I caught your mother. 1.3829 0.04908 175 124 35 16
596 My grandpa taught me to fish, he was an interior decorator. 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
597 It's a custom chande-lure. 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
598 Just in time for Mother's Day ! 1.3829 0.04772 175 122 39 14
599 well , at least we know the water is crystal clear. 1.3829 0.04974 175 125 33 17
600 I am trying to attract a better class of fish...... 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
601 Last week I caught a dining room set with six chairs. Good spot! 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
602 Can I borrow one of your lures? 1.3824 0.04798 170 118 39 13
603 This might actually look nice mounted on the ceiling. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
604 My Dad told me to try a flashier lure. 1.3815 0.04595 173 118 44 11
605 At least it's not Jimmy Hoffa. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
606 Looks like the fixtures are biting today. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
607 Some fish for the ones that taste good, I go for the ones with good taste. 1.3815 0.05147 173 126 28 19
608 Worms in Jersey; crystal on Nantucket. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
609 I thought you used the piano bait, Jim. 1.3815 0.04809 173 121 38 14
610 Just my luck—chandelier season starts next week 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
611 It helps the fish see the bait. 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
612 Going with the light tackle today, Herb? 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
613 My wife said to bring home something light for dinner! 1.3815 0.05081 173 125 30 18
614 The current isn't strong enough here. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
615 My teacher says this place used to called the upper west side, before all the icebergs melted. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
616 I'm gonna mount it in my dining room! 1.3815 0.04667 173 119 42 12
617 Did Phantom finally close? 1.3815 0.05276 173 128 24 21
618 Strangest thing happened the other day. Fish spoke to me. Swore he could play the piano if only I could get him a chandelier. How could I say no? 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
619 I was hoping to bring something home for a fancy dinner, but not this fancy. 1.3815 0.04595 173 118 44 11
620 I know it’s a keeper, but you should have seen the one that got away! 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
621 The electric eels can't resist it. 1.3815 0.04739 173 120 40 13
622 Son, do you remember if the box said “chandelier” or “chande-lure”? 1.3815 0.04521 173 117 46 10
623 I'm tellin' ya, that Liberace, he sleeps with the fishes 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
624 Watch your head when I cast this baby out. 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
625 The prices are great, but this is the last time I shop at Sam's Bait 'n Switch. 1.3801 0.04847 171 120 37 14
626 Fish livin’ like that? No wonder they’re so expensive. 1.3801 0.04775 171 119 39 13
627 Hey, what's the size limit for these things? 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
628 I’ve got more time for fly tying since I retired. 1.3801 0.05256 171 126 25 20
629 Promised my wife I'd bring home something she wouldn't mind cleaning. 1.3801 0.04554 171 116 45 10
630 That's what I get for using light tackle. 1.3801 0.05055 171 123 31 17
631 There must be an easier way to dust this thing. 1.3801 0.05123 171 124 29 18
632 Can you believe some people thought winning the lottery would change me? 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
633 Yes it is hard to cast, but it’s very effective for night fishing! 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
634 When I asked if you had a light, that wasn't what I meant. 1.3787 0.04739 169 117 40 12
635 I’m trying to attract a better school of fish 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
636 Too bad , I'll have to throw it back. Chandelier season doesn't begin until fall. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
637 I guess I’ll have a light dinner. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
638 The guy at the bait shop tried to get me to switch to LEDs, but I'm a traditionalist. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
639 Maybe I'd get a few nibbles on eBay. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
640 This lure attracts DC sharks, Mar-a-Lago guests and other bottom feeders. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
641 I'm throwing it back—it's tasteless. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
642 I call it the chandel-lure. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
643 We’re gonna mount this whopper right above the dining room table. 1.3779 0.05294 172 128 23 21
644 No wonder fish are getting so expensive. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
645 It fought more like a candelabra than a chandelier. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
646 Damn! I've already caught my limit of chandeliers. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
647 The one I caught last year was bigger. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
648 Remind me never to fish at Mar-a-Lago again... 1.3772 0.05278 167 123 25 19
649 Better release it. Baroque is endangered. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
650 Well, getting them hooked on crystal is the easy part. 1.3772 0.05069 167 120 31 16
651 Chandelier or candleabra? That's your first question? 1.3772 0.05069 167 120 31 16
652 Teach a man to fish and he'll never be in the dark. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
653 Well, the wife won't mind cleaning this one. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
654 Things are a little different here in Mar-a-Lago. 1.3772 0.05140 167 121 29 17
655 Through fishing comes enlightenment. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
656 Invasive species. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
657 Another one of those invasive species from France. 1.3772 0.04851 167 117 37 13
658 I'm thinking I'll call it The ChandeLure. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
659 You have to toss it back if it's under 100 watts 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
660 If you want to catch the big fish they have to be impressed. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
661 Looks like another bank went under... 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
662 I chose Amazon's latest delivery option. 1.3772 0.05209 167 122 27 18
663 If it doesn't have at least 12 bulbs, I will have to release it 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
664 I couldn't think of a better way to wash off the dust. 1.3772 0.04997 167 119 33 15
665 They're drawn to the light, but it's the ambience that captivates them. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
666 I use a heavy gauge line and old Phantom of the Opera CDs as bait. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
667 Don't be a fool, it's clearly an octopus in drag. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
668 Catch or release? 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
669 They can't resist the lure of antiques. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
670 Told you Miami used to be here. 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
671 The trout are gearing up for antique roadshow again. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
672 It will be hard to explain this on Antiques Road Show. 1.3758 0.05393 165 123 22 20
673 I believe the trickle down economy is beginning to take hold. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
674 Unless this makes it into the New Yorker, my wife will never believe me. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
675 I guess we're eating light tonight 1.3758 0.05183 165 120 28 17
676 I think it really ties the pier together. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
677 After dark, I add a disco bobber. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
678 Another one? 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
679 Just don't contradict me when I tell everyone it could have filled a grand ballroom... 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
680 Last week I caught an armoire. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
681 I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
682 Just bait. No switch. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
683 I’m gonna catch me one of them real housewives. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
684 Figures, this lake was built on Liberace’s old estate. 1.3742 0.05300 163 120 25 18
685 That's what you get when you're just sittin' on the dock of eBay. 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
686 The guy at the Mar-a-Lago bait shack said this is the only thing that works. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
687 I find that I get more bites when I improve the ambiance. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
688 We are going to need a larger bucket. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
689 The hard part is keeping the candles lit 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
690 It’s my special lure for night fishing. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
691 I've got to stop using those electic eels as bait! 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
692 That's not a Walleye, it's a Waldorf. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
693 Darn, I was fishing for a new set of tires 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
694 Who do you hope to catch? Marie Antoinette? 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
695 Fishing near The Hamptons always pays off. 1.3742 0.04930 163 115 35 13
696 I would have preferred something less formal. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
697 Didn't I say this would happen when the 1% moved in upstream? 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
698 It's the only bait that works for sole almondine in a bechamel sauce 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
699 Ya think that's why they call it Crystal Lake? 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
700 This one might look nice mounted in the dining room. 1.3742 0.04774 163 113 39 11
701 Last time I’m using caviar as bait! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
702 First, you have to set the mood. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
703 Once it's battered and deep fried, no one will know the difference. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
704 I used caviar for bait. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
705 Ah, the old bait and switch... 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
706 That's not what I meant when I told you to bring light tackle. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
707 Law says we gotta throw her back, Chet, she’s under fifty lumens. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
708 This was a nice neighbood before the ocean level got so high. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
709 Too bad we have to release anything incandescent. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
710 When I tell the guys tomorrow, it's gonna have 30 lights. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
711 We must be about where Midtown was, back in 2030. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
712 It says Mar-a-Lago Ballroom. Must have been near the old coastline. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
713 I call it a heavy bait and light switch. 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
714 No wonder I've had no nibbles. The worm fell off. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
715 Gone fishing in the 1% pond 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
716 I always get confused: is it flotsam or jetsam? 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
717 If you've got about a year I can teach you to tie a fly like this. 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
718 “Are you using a chandelure? 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
719 It felt heavy but turned out to be light. 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
720 This? - This is a tiddler, you should see the one I caught at Versailles. 1.3687 0.04660 160 110 41 9
721 Now if you just get something to put 'on' the table, we'll be all set. 1.3687 0.04907 160 113 35 12
722 Lures are OK, but what really attracts fish is mood lighting. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
723 This is what I get for using light tackle. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
724 Looks like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
725 Too bad this is a catch-and-release lake. That would look nice in your home. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
726 This is what happens when your neighborhood goes minimalist. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
727 Darn it, I'll have to throw it back. It's still credenza season. 1.3671 0.05263 158 116 26 16
728 Oh, I don’t want to catch them, I just like to watch them waltz. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
729 I used nightlights instead of nightcrawlers for bait. 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
730 I'd better throw it back. My wife only likes mid-century modern. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
731 You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. 1.3654 0.05231 156 114 27 15
732 Fishing over Mara Lago 2078. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
733 My philosophy always has been, 'Go big or go home decor.' 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
734 If that's not successful you might switch back to worms. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
735 Catch all the bottom-feeders you want. I’m after the one percent. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
736 This is the only place around you can still get incandescent. 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
737 This is nothing;last season I went hunting for rabbits and shot a stove. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
738 Just my luck. This does not match the guilded tole sconces with ancathus leaves I caught yesterday. 1.3642 0.05273 151 110 27 14
739 Be careful what you fish for 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
740 Son, this is from Trump's Mara Largo Resort. It's about 30 feet below us because he thought rising sea levels were a myth and/or Chinese fake news hoax. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
741 You never know what you're gonna' catch fishin' off Mar-a-Lago 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
742 No luck yet. How's the Edwardian chair working? 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
743 I've tried everything else; if this doesn't work I'm gonna hang it up. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
744 Nobody wants the family heirlooms anymore. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
745 Yes, I used to go fishing with Trump. Why do you ask? 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
746 It doesn't catch a lot of fish, just the top one percent. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
747 Looks like the overspending at the EPA is finally starting to pay off. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
748 I'm starting to wonder if this lure isn't a little too, oh, flashy. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
749 This one I'll have to mount on the ceiling. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
750 This will illuminate my collection of old boots quite nicely. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
751 I think we may have found the Titanic. 1.3618 0.04988 152 108 33 11
752 I guess there is something to that "rising sea levels" thing. 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
753 It's more sporting to use a light tackle 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
754 You using glow worms? 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
755 This must be the sunken living room 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
756 Well Mr. Pence, now I know where Melania "stored" Ivana's decor. 1.3618 0.05243 152 111 27 14
757 And I used to doubt sea level rise. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
758 What in the world do you think they do down there, after we go home? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
759 I think we've found the lost continent. 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
760 You know, I warned them about building McMansions too close to the water. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
761 It's called a chandelure. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
762 Dang, if I bring this home, my wife will want to join us fishing. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
763 When I said the fish had good taste, I meant for eating. 1.3618 0.04625 152 104 41 7
764 Nope, still nothin’. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
765 In these waters, its mostly 19th century. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
766 The wife won't mind getting this one mounted. 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
767 I'm trying to catch a certain class of fish. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
768 "I hate fishing in the Hamptons". 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
769 I've always had good luck fishing with light tackle. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
770 They say this is the spot where Trump Tower was back in the 21st century. 1.3613 0.05004 155 111 32 12
771 It’s better when the sun is out. The prisms really attract the rainbow trout. 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
772 Annnnnd one more dip will rinse off the glass cleaner. 1.3613 0.04834 155 109 36 10
773 You were right about those glow-worms, Earl. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
774 Gunning for fish with good taste, Charlie? 1.3600 0.04564 150 102 42 6
775 "Ahh dang it, another one. That's my fifth chandelier this week. I hate this pond." (Jack, age 9) 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
776 Cleaning this thing will be a bitch 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
777 You're right, I can't hold a candle to it. 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
778 I think it's one of those lantern fish. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
779 You still a Titanic denier? 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
780 Seems like this bait's in need of a switch. 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
781 It's called ambience. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
782 I call it the Liberace lure. The fish don't put up much of a fight but boy do they put on a show. 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
783 Nope. Anything under a Tiffany I have to throw back. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
784 Not again. 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
785 You gotta romance 'em a little bit first. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
786 Guess I was right to use light tackle today. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
787 That’s nothing. Last month, I caught a Tiffany lampshade. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
788 It's from Donald Trump's new line of bass lures. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
789 You can have it. I already caught my limit. 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
790 Could be from Trump Tower; it's under water these days. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
791 It works better than worms, especially at night. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
792 If you want to eat caviar, you have to use the right bait. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
793 Contemporary revival, toss it back. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
794 I'm always catching big kitsch in a little pond. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
795 I can't catch a break today, I have the same chandelier in my dining room. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
796 So, you're a fixture at this spot huh? 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
797 The guy at the tackle shop recommended I use something big and shiny 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
798 Mermaids are not going to be attracted to your slimy worms. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
799 I though global warming was a hoax too, 'til I started catching these things. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
800 I think you should mount it in the foyer. 1.3576 0.05261 151 111 26 14
801 Great! Now we can fish past sundown. 1.3576 0.05003 151 108 32 11
802 Most troll, while I...seduce. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
803 So this was your bright idea? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
804 All I ever got was a flashlight. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
805 I told you not to use Beluga caviar... 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
806 I think I'll take it home and mount it. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
807 I'm after only the top 1% of fish. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
808 I almost forgot. Some time back, this is where Mar-a-Lago was. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
809 The swamp's not drained yet. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
810 They're beautiful, but not very good eating. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
811 I got it in the divorce. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
812 I didn't know Liberace was buried at sea. 1.3562 0.05476 146 109 22 15
813 Buoyant? I thought you said flamboyant. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
814 Remember, we’re fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
815 It's what they call a ChandeLure 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
816 I was hoping to mount a bass on the wall, but I guess this could go in the dining room. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
817 It’s so much easier to bring the table to the farm. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
818 Don't you have one of these mounted on your ceiling? 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
819 That’s what happens when you use a WASP for bait. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
820 What I find more astounding is that the candles are still lit! 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
821 Does this look fishy to you? 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
822 Should I mount this on the wall or on the ceiling? 1.3557 0.05135 149 108 29 12
823 I find it lures a much higher class of fish. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
824 This is surprisingly heavy for a light thing. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
825 Not what I had in mind when I wished for a catch to adorn the dinner table. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
826 I really, really want to catch a lamprey. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
827 I was hoping for a Lanternfish, but this is even better. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
828 I've heard of bioluminescence... but this is ridiculous! 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
829 That’s what I get for fishing in E. Bay. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
830 You know, before global warming, this was midtown. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
831 Are you using AC or DC line? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
832 So I told the guy “I can’t affor a reel that expensive. I’ve already spent a fortune on bait.” 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
833 It takes longer to tie your own flies, but it’s worth it. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
834 Light tackle. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
835 Live bait can't compete with the chandelure! 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
836 Six more chairs and I've got a complete dinette set. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
837 To be fair, I did ask for allure. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
838 It’s my chandelure. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
839 I hate cleaning the chandelier but I'm doing my wife a favor 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
840 I always try to catch a little something for the wife, too. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
841 The finer the bait, the shorter the wait. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
842 Just doing some light fishing? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
843 My mother hated that thing when we moved in. She said she gave it to Goodwill. 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
844 Ya, I got a light. 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
845 I tied it myself. 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
846 That's gotta be at least ten pounds. 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
847 Early 18th, you have to throw it back! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
848 Bummer. I was hoping for something easier to clean. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
849 It’s a keeper. They’re LEDs. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
850 Believe me, my lure will catch losers from The Apprentice and the White House. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
851 It's Renaissance Revival, you'll have to throw it back. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
852 Fishing hasn't been the same since Sandy. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
853 I have heard that gentrification is spreading into the East River 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
854 This is nothing... Last year I caught an harpsichord at the exact same spot. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
855 And she said I was wasting my time. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
856 "Wow...best I ever caught was a 60 watt sconce. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
857 It gets them in the mood to eat. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
858 This will go great with the piano I caught yesterday 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
859 I was hoping for something more contemporary. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
860 There's no way I'm cleaning that. 1.3521 0.05582 142 107 20 15
861 Must be from one of those fancy private schools. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
862 I was hoping for MidCentury Modern. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
863 This will test the ‘you will not hang that in my house’ commandment 1.3521 0.05400 142 105 24 13
864 Yeah, I used a little 40 watt bulb to catch this baby. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
865 When they said the waters were crystal clear they weren't kidding! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
866 I had something else in mind when you said let’s fish and get lit. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
867 Can you believe the stuff they dump off this Mar-a- Lago pier? 1.3521 0.05582 142 107 20 15
868 You need to up your game if you're going to go fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
869 Bait and switch! 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
870 "Nice catch, but I hear their tough to clean". 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
871 ......so she says ‘Why don’t you catch some classy fish for once’ and I says ‘Classy fish? How am I suppose to catch classy fish’? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
872 "At first I thought it was an old tire, but I forgot we were fishing in the Hamptons. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
873 Typical Saturday morning at Pier 1 1.3517 0.05318 145 107 25 13
874 I make my own lures during the winter. It was a very long winter. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
875 It's as romantic as I know how to be. Ron, will you marry me? 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
876 A little misunderstanding at the bait shop. I asked them for a can o' beer. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
877 Last week I caught a lamprey. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
878 Throw it back! They're hell to clean. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
879 I'm hoping to catch a better class of fish. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
880 I got it from Ivanka's Bait Shop over in Scarsdale...... Why? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
881 Some of my lures are more elegant than functional. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
882 What I really wanted was a Bud Light. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
883 i was fishin' for something a little more mid-century modern. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
884 I know it seems flashy, but it gets their attention. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
885 That was easy...the real fight will be getting it on the train 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
886 You've finally convinced me that this gentrification is going overboard around here. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
887 Legend has it Liberace's boat sank in these waters. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
888 It’s not Hoffa. It’s Liberace. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
889 I'm calling it the Chandelure. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
890 I don't think thats quite what they had in mind when they said fish were attracted to light. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
891 Ya know, no one ever talks about the upsides of climate change. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
892 What the hell did you use for bait? 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
893 Before global warming, there were some big houses on this beach. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
894 If I hook a mantel, we'll be finished renovating. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
895 Another underwater mortgage. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
896 I used an electric eel for bait. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
897 I'm throwing it back. These things are a pain to clean. 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
898 It's a little heavy, but it's the only lure I use during heiress season. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
899 I've heard of a lanternfish but this is ridiculous. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
900 I shouldn't have used light tackle... 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
901 I guess I’ve got my mother’s day gift. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
902 Damn, I already caught my limit of Colonial Revival. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
903 I thought it was fishy when they described this water as "clear crystal," not "crystal clear." 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
904 I'm going to throw it back. It's all about farmhouse chic these days. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
905 That's nothing. Caught a baby grand piano last week. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
906 No, my divorce was not what I'd call amicable. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
907 They come for the food, but they will stay for the ambience. 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
908 I don’t use light tackle. 1.3478 0.04674 138 95 38 5
909 These invasive species are really getting out of hand. 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
910 Outstanding! I was hoping to catch something for a light meal this evening. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
911 With any luck, Kate Winslet will be next. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
912 Lesson One... It's all about getting their attention 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
913 put it in the bucket with the electric eel and see what happens 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
914 So - I guess ocean levels are actually rising. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
915 I was actually fishing for complements. 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
916 That will go well with the dining room table you caught last week. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
917 I know it's not much of a lure, but it holds great sentimental attachment. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
918 I thought you said this was a good spot for sconces? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
919 I used a 20 watt flicker bulb on 25 lb. line. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
920 Trump University. Why? Where did YOU learn to fish? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
921 It's not real crystal, throw it back! 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
922 The tough part is keeping the candles lit. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
923 I know, I know, it may not work. Sometimes fish won't go for the live bait, but will they go for the glitter. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
924 Don’t tell James Cameron we found it first, he’ll be pissed. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
925 I'm creating an ambiance 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
926 Well... it's not so much a lure as it is alluring. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
927 Ten candles or less you gotta throw it back. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
928 I think I'll mount it in the dining room. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
929 Well What d'ya know! A Lamprey! 1.3431 0.05716 137 105 17 15
930 Lighten up. It might still work. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
931 I'm done with stink bait, this is kitsch bait. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
932 You said we were going night fishing. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
933 Guess sea-level rise did get to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
934 I figured we'd go fishing and catch a light meal. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
935 I miss the days before light pollution. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
936 They call it the chandelure. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
937 All we need is an electric eel. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
938 It's great for catching electric eels. 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
939 This species evolved from the Age of Enlightenment. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
940 Lucky you-last week I got the toilet. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
941 The guy at Liberace's Bait & Tackle swears this will work. 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
942 That's the same one you threw back last month. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
943 Think this will look good once it is mounted? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
944 Liberace once used this to catch a tuner fish. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
945 My wife would love this. Too bad it's catch and release. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
946 The guy at the bait shop said to use light tackle! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
947 First we set the mood, then we set the hook. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
948 It's a chande-lure. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
949 Damn auto correct! I meant bring BUD light, not BIG light! 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
950 She'll still refuse to clean it! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
951 No wonder they're not biting....they're too busy dancing. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
952 I guess they weren't kidding about some rich place called "Manhattan" that used to be here before sea-level rise. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
953 "All you had to do was dust it, Dad.| 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
954 I hear they're a real pain to clean. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
955 Maybe we should try Pier 2? 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
956 It looks like a hassle to clean. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
957 The housing market in this area is underwater 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
958 Oh this? Fish weren't biting with the old lures, thought I'd try something with a bit more razzle-dazzle. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
959 You can tell it’s a farm raised chandelier from the LED bulbs. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
960 Well, this sheds light on why the fish aren’t biting. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
961 Liberace owned a beach down the shore before the hurricane. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
962 We could turn it on if we had an electric eel. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
963 Well, they ain't gonna believe this one either. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
964 The hard part was getting it out of the house without waking your mother. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
965 It’s expensive bait, but it’s the only way to land a trumpfish. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
966 We're trying to attract a certain kind of fish, Bob. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
967 I was hoping for the grand piano. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
968 You know, Jim, this tackle seemed considerably less ostentatious at the bait shop. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
969 You want a light dinner? 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
970 My day job? I approve expenditures for President Trump's federal agency appointees. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
971 Yeah, well, they are out of season. I'll have to throw it back. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
972 I guess you can add 'gentrification' to the list of problems facing marine life. 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
973 They say it's best to use light tackle. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
974 Eh, I’ve seen bigger 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
975 This one's OK. It's the candelabras we have to throw back. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
976 She asked me to clean it. I figured, kill two birds with one stone. 1.3406 0.05393 138 103 23 12
977 Maybe it's because I gave her a power drill for Mother's Day? 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
978 This light pollution is really getting out of hand. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
979 This used to be a great spot for fishing before it got gentrified. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
980 How are we going to over-exaggerate this one? 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
981 So apparently we are at that exact point were the Great Pacific Garbage Patch meets the Titanic 1.3383 0.05636 133 101 19 13
982 Nah, I stopped fishing here ever since they built Mar-a-Lago. Now I just troll for stuff. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
983 We had our prom here. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
984 I'm not sure how it'll look on the wall, but it'll go great on the ceiling. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
985 This way I don't have to dust it. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
986 It's the East River. You have to use a lure they can see. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
987 This is a great spot. Last week I landed a typewriter. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
988 Look at the positive side. It'll still look good over the mantle and no taxidermist required. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
989 Who owns this dock? Some deposed potentate or the head of the EPA? 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
990 I'm guessing it was dropped there to swim with the fixtures. 1.3383 0.05737 133 102 17 14
991 Damn, I was hoping for a lava lamp. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
992 I'm draining the swamp. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
993 Well, this'll come in handy for night-fishing. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
994 These invasive species are really getting out of hand. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
995 Are you serious?! ANOTHER chandelier! 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
996 That's what you get for using caviar as bait. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
997 It's simple: If I use it as bait, she can't get it in the divorce. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
998 Ran outta worms and was mad at my wife. Sooo..... 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
999 I've tried fishing with dynamite. Now, I'm fishing with elegance. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1000 Bait your hook again. See if Liberace bites. 1.3383 0.05325 133 98 25 10
1001 Looks like the invasive carp species have made themselves pretty comfortable. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1002 I see he's tossed Obama's EPA legislation AND Oval Office decor. 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1003 Wow, you're going to mount that aren't you? 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
1004 Too splashy? 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1005 Mar-a-Lago is weird. 1.3363 0.06108 113 86 16 11
1006 It's dowager season. 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1007 It's a little small - I'd better let it go. 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1008 The last time I used this baby, I caught the Phantom of the Opera... 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1009 It's surprisingly light. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1010 I think you’ll have better luck on Craigslist. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1011 I see you switched to light tackle. 1.3358 0.05184 134 98 27 9
1012 I thought we voted against developing the lake bottom. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1013 It's surprisingly light. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1014 What can I say - this was the roof of the penthouse before global warming. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1015 Next time, let's steer clear of the Hamptons. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1016 Long ago, before the floods, there was an enchanted place called Mar a Lago. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1017 It must be off-season , I was hoping for a Tiffany 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
1018 This one's getting released. I'm running out of places to hang them! 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1019 When you said "some light fishing"... 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1020 It's gonna be a bitch to fillet. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1021 I was told to use a light line. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1022 I’m going after a better class of fish 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1023 I guess the swamp's still draining. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1024 I believe this spot was once called Mar-a-Lago. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1025 Not another one. These are so hard to clean. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1026 So that’s your bright idea for bait? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1027 Goldang it, Earl, another Louis-quatorze! At this rate we're never gonna land us a Louis-quinze. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1028 I told my wife I’d clean the chandelier then go fishing. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1029 I thought the tension was kind of light. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1030 I promised my wife I'd wash it this weekend. 1.3333 0.05232 132 97 26 9
1031 Now if you'd just catch an electric eel, we can fish all night. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1032 Trout love it. It's from the Rainbow Room! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1033 So much for a little light fishin'. ' 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1034 Well, I heard all the fish schools around here are private... 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1035 I've got the bait, but I need a switch. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1036 switched to light tackle, huh? 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1037 I've always used light tackle. 1.3333 0.04769 132 93 34 5
1038 Only two tiered. Put 'er back. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1039 Looks like the trout are redecorating. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1040 Electric eels. They can't resist it. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1041 I was hoping for a circular saw. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1042 This is why I love fishing in Venice. 1.3333 0.05648 129 98 19 12
1043 Fishing in the Hamptons ain’t what it used to be. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1044 I used this one here to catch my trophy wife. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1045 Cheryl thinks I'm overcompensating for a small rod. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1046 This catch-and-release rule is getting depressing. Yesterday, it was Steinway concert grand. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1047 I'm not surprised; after all, this is the Hampton's. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1048 Ever think they've just been making fun of us the whole time? 1.3333 0.05554 132 100 20 12
1049 Turns out, the bait shop is closed on Sundays. Great flea market across the street, though. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1050 I know just where to mount it. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1051 Okay. I guess I'll try some of your bait. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1052 It's especially good for night fishing. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1053 Before the ocean rose, they called this place Mir-a-Lago. 1.3333 0.05449 132 99 22 11
1054 If it's like this all day, we're going to need a bigger boat 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1055 I used an electric eel for bait. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1056 I think the lumens are too low to keep it. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1057 I guess it’s a nice lure Dave, if you’re fishing for compliments that is. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1058 The wife did want something light for dinner 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1059 First time I've used 60-watt filament. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1060 You should've seen the helicopter I caught after 'Miss Saigon' closed. 1.3307 0.05707 127 97 18 12
1061 Great. Now all I need is the table, the chairs, the silverware, the wine, and the FISH!!! 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1062 Maybe you shouldn't have used glow worms for bait. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1063 They didn't believe the six-foot bass, either. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1064 You should have seen the sconces that got away. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1065 I love fishing off the Hamptons! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1066 They say Trump Tower used to be here. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1067 Throw it back. Maybe you'll get lucky and catch an LED. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1068 Are you sure this is what the guy meant by 'light tackle'? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1069 I thought it felt light! 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1070 I'm fishing for the 1%. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1071 Too gaudy - I'm throwing it back. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1072 Funny thing is, a month ago I caught a flashlight and threw it back because it was too small. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1073 Ask them if they have any Grey Poupon. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1074 Just another shiner. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1075 I would throw it back. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1076 So is this your first time night fishing? 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1077 Do you have a permit for that? 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1078 It's a pain fishing everything back out of the water each May, but the tax benefits are tremendous. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1079 Welp, looks like I finally caught something worth mounting. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1080 Just doing a bit of light fishing 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1081 There just has to be a better way to clean a chandelier. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1082 Not what I was hoping for, but at least my wife will love it. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1083 This should go well with the sconces I caught last week. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1084 Yeah. But they’re a bitch to clean. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1085 I meant a Bud Light. 1.3307 0.05483 127 95 22 10
1086 I use it when I run out of worms-it attracts a different class of fish. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1087 It made more sense in the store. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1088 I use LED bulbs as bait and it works every time. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1089 I'm thinking of having it mounted. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1090 They're fixtures around these parts. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1091 its four treble hooks and some swavorski crytals 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1092 What'd you use for bait, caviar? 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1093 Show-off. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1094 Looks like grandfather clocks just aren't biting today. 1.3307 0.05596 127 96 20 11
1095 I tie my own. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1096 Ya gotta admit— the rising water level’s been great for fishing. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1097 That new lure you got me for my birthday was guaranteed to catch the light, but, this isn't what I had in mind 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1098 Huh, I guess Mar A Lago really is going under. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1099 I used a glow worm to catch it. 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1100 I'm trying a chande-lure. 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1101 Looks like the fish are doing pretty good these days. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1102 This beats the flashlight I caught last year. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1103 Should I mount this one? 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1104 Beat that, son. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1105 Those lightning bugs make great bait. 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1106 I thought you said you'd catch the biggest fish here, not the biggest fixture. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1107 I was hoping for something I could hang on the wall. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1108 I wouldn’t wanna clean that one. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1109 Well, I'll be darned. They say lighting never strikes twice but this is my second chandelier today. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1110 I use it to catch electric eels. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1111 Yeah, they may be hard to catch but those Liberace Fish are good eat'n. 1.3280 0.05654 125 95 19 11
1112 If it has fewer than six arms you have to throw it back. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1113 With all these luxury houses underwater you never know what you'll snag 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1114 Did you hook that on light tackle? 1.3280 0.05051 125 90 29 6
1115 I never thought I'd feel under-dressed while fishing. 1.3280 0.05421 125 93 23 9
1116 When you said we were gonna do some “light fishing,” I thought you meant something else. 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1117 I found the Titanic! 1.3280 0.05301 125 92 25 8
1118 I read somewhere that they are attracted to light. 1.3280 0.04922 125 89 31 5
1119 If it's not pre-Victorian you have to throw it back. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1120 I use this to fish the Hamptons. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1121 I must be using the wrong bait. That's the third one I've caught that's way too small for my dining room. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1122 What kind of bait are you using? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1123 It looks great but it's a real pain to clean. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1124 I'll have to throw this one back. I'm still looking for a lava lamp. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1125 Jesus! I thought they knew everything about the Titanic..... 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1126 Matching wall sconces will be the real challenge. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1127 I guess I shouldn't have used that electric eel as bait 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1128 That’s got more mercury than a mackerel! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1129 It's too light. Throw it back. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1130 They say this used to be Liberace's old fishin' hole! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1131 Middle of the Atlantic, my ass. That James Cameron is full of shit. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1132 It’s the new Trump lure! They say it’s going to make fishing great again! 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1133 so that's what you call, "light tackle"? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1134 It’s always the same when we fish above the ancient sunken city of Mar-a-Lago. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1135 He must have been a big shot; they usually use cinder blocks to sink them. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1136 Week after week; even changing lures, and I still can't catch one for the den. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1137 Fishing has not been the same ever since the antique store took over the bait shop. 1.3252 0.05829 123 95 16 12
1138 That caviar bait really works! 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1139 All I ever catch are small night lights. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1140 They say fish are attracted to light. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1141 I've been trying to eat light lately. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1142 This is not what I meant by "a little light fishing." 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1143 It’s amazing what you can catch using light tackle. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1144 She got all the fishing lures in the settlement. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1145 I'm getting closer to Liberace's piano. 1.3252 0.05829 123 95 16 12
1146 I'm going for the 1%. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1147 We're gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1148 I'd throw it back in, they're a pain to clean. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1149 I'm guessing that your wife would say "That's a keeper." 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1150 Nice. What did you use for bait? 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1151 And what do you expect to catch with that? 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1152 Global warming sure made fishing more interesting. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1153 See, I told you my that electrician said they were biting today! 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1154 Now as soon as I lower the chandelier, you toss in the worm in a tuxedo. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1155 Eh, I’ve seen bigger 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1156 With this quality of lighting, they must have great schools down there. 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1157 Divorce is a funny thing, the ex-wife got my tools. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1158 It’s always such a shame to have to throw them back. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1159 The law is clear Walter. It it’s after 1970 you gotta throw it back. 1.3252 0.05097 123 89 28 6
1160 I was hoping for something more mid-century modern. 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1161 Finally, something I can mount. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1162 Then she said, "You're not going anywhere until you clean the chandelier." 1.3252 0.05353 123 91 24 8
1163 This is where the U.S.S. Liberace sank. 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
1164 Bait shop guy said it was a new kind of jig for black-tie bass. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1165 Electric eels, of course! 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1166 I just have one question - why’d you light the candles? 1.3252 0.05596 123 93 20 10
1167 This is the last time I'll be using light tackle. 1.3252 0.04965 123 88 30 5
1168 Cape Cod fishing has changed a lot since I was a kid... 1.3226 0.05788 124 96 16 12
1169 It didn't put up much of a fight, but my wife will be happy. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1170 These are really hard to clean. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1171 There will be fine dining tonight. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1172 My wife definitely isn't going to want to clean this one. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1173 The wife's been angling for a new chandelier... 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1174 I think I've located the Titanic 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1175 First time I'll come home with something mom wants! 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1176 In my day, we just used worms. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1177 There's gotta be an easier way to clean this thing. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1178 This is the third time I've had to toss this back. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1179 I see you're trying your new chandelure! 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1180 I was told to use a light bait to catch more fish. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1181 Can't afford to keep it - no LEDs. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1182 Wow, your Liberace lure really delivers 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1183 That will complete the dining room set 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1184 I've caught larger 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1185 It's amazing what you find when mortgages are under water. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1186 Yeah, but it’s going to be hell to fillet. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1187 Phantom of the Opera has definitely closed for good. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1188 Another Lamp, Rey? 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1189 I started at 6 years old with a shiny lure and it grew from there. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1190 Think the phantom is still down there? 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1191 I'm using light tackle 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1192 Melania must be redecorating. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1193 I know a guy who could mount that for you. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1194 Climate Change and Rising Tides were never discussed at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3223 0.05893 121 94 15 12
1195 Well Bob, looks like our old fishing hole has been gentrified. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1196 Those new fishing jigs keep gettin' more elaborate. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1197 I'm trying to catch a higher class of fish. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1198 I'm hoping to catch a wife. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1199 And what do you expect to catch with that? 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1200 Yep, using light tackle is the way to go, Fred! 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1201 Aye, some say there was a city called New York here, before the waters rose. 1.3223 0.05775 121 93 17 11
1202 First time night fishing? 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1203 There's only one lure that will catch a Zsa Zsa fish. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1204 We call it a Pruitt Pike. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1205 That's the last time I use Lighting Bugs for bait 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1206 I know it won’t work... I’m just doing it for the halibut. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1207 Pretty sure those are catch and release only, Walt. 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1208 And that's how I took up night fishing. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1209 Fake crystal. Throw it back. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1210 Pre-revolutionary artifact. From the ruins at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3223 0.05655 121 92 19 10
1211 Helps with night fishin'. 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1212 It's nice, but we just don't have the space. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1213 Maybe you should try a different bait. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
1214 It attracts the bottom feeders. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1215 It attracts the fish that live around Mar-a-Lago. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1216 Lean back, I'm ready to cast. 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1217 An old timer told me I'd catch a lost more fish if I used light tackle. 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
1218 Bob took the art of making lures to the next level. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1219 Salt water is a great tarnish remover. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1220 I told you that wasn't a squid. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1221 You gotta learn to think like them. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1222 Sure, it's expensive bait; but sometimes you gotta spend money to make money. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1223 I've been looking for that. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1224 I told you this pond’s been overtaken by the nouveau fish. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1225 Unfortunately, it's not in season. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1226 ‘Teach a man how to fish ... and his future gets brighter!’ 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1227 It would appear you really are a coastal elite. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1228 A real keeper. Think I'll mount it my dining room. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1229 I want to see how a fish with good taste tastes. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1230 They said to use a light bait... 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1231 This is to attract fish with more refined taste. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1232 only 20 watts...gotta throw back. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1233 Damn! I baited it for Early Modern! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1234 Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1235 You think it's big enough to keep? 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1236 I ran out of glow worms. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1237 This’ll look nice mounted above those sconces I caught. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1238 The bait shop in Southampton sold it to me. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1239 The way I see it, I go home with something to either mount on my wall or ceiling. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1240 I'm tired of trout, I'm going to try for an electric eel. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1241 I think you're going to need a bigger dining room. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1242 I’m going for the 1% that got away. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1243 It catches loan sharks. 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1244 That should brighten up your day 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1245 It's a twelve light, two tier...you have to throw it back. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1246 It's the light that attracts them. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1247 Puts pollution in a whole new light, doesn't it? 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1248 Nothing anybody catches could hold a candle to this. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1249 There is the legend of a fish known as Liberace. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1250 Was Liberace buried at sea? 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1251 It really ties the lake together, don't you think? 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1252 They call it a "chanda-lure." 1.3193 0.05715 119 91 18 10
1253 Their mortgage must have been underwater. 1.3193 0.05589 119 90 20 9
1254 Maybe I can catch a lamprey with this thing. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1255 My wife's never going to believe this one. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1256 At this time of day, you can really catch the light. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1257 So much for fresh tuna Niçoise salad ... we’ll have to settle for Waldorf tonight. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1258 I think I ruined the Under the Sea prom night again. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1259 Scoff all you want, the White House has been luring bottom feeders with an oval office desk lamp for over a year now. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1260 Give a man a chandelier... 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1261 I'm telling you, Carl, catfish is a bottom feeder. They'll never go for something that fancy. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1262 This one's good for attracting bottom feeders 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1263 I use this bait for high-end swimsuit models. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1264 It must must be light tackle you're using. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1265 It's big but it didn't put up much of a fight. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1266 I could tell by its weight it wasn't a granite countertop. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1267 Damn, I hate that catch-and-release rule. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1268 Release? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1269 It bobs pretty well, actually. 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1270 I think I'll throw this one back, I just don't have time to clean it. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1271 Lights out, the best catch I've had all season. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1272 If you want to catch the Liberace-fish, this works great. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1273 So the old stories about an abandoned Trump property are true! 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1274 This is nothing. You should have seen the stadium light that got away last week. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1275 The trick is to use only real Swarovski crystal. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1276 Now if I caught an electric eel, I'd be in business. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1277 The rich widows are really biting today. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
1278 I'm trying a new fishing rig; it's called a chandalure. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1279 Damn. These are hell to clean. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1280 You see why they call it Lake Versailles? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1281 I can't wait to see the stemware. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1282 Nice size, but what a pain to clean! 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1283 Looks like we'll be having something light for dinner. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1284 It's the rare Liberace fish. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1285 Honestly, the trick is just keeping it lit 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1286 Told you, when you come out this early you catch the light. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1287 I know it looks heavy, but it's pretty light. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1288 Casting just takes practice, the real trick is keeping it lit. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1289 Now I understand, when you said, let's do some light fishing off the dock. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1290 Shoot, I think it swallowed the hook. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1291 It won’t put food on the table, but at least now I have something to put above it. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1292 You're not catching anything with that, you need a sconce in these waters. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1293 You could have just borrowed some of my worms. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1294 I don't believe it! It looks exactly like the one I caught and threw back last week. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1295 You don't just say "bad idea" to your fairy godmother 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
1296 I'm gonna' catch me an oligarch. 1.3162 0.06027 117 92 13 12
1297 Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.3162 0.05777 117 90 17 10
1298 I guess fish need a chandelier about as much as they need a bicycle. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1299 You can fish for bluefin if you want; I prefer black tie. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1300 I’m really just fishing for compliments. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1301 It’s the old bait and switch again. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1302 What kind of bait are you using? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1303 Must have been one hell of a party! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1304 I'm not fishing. I'm helping Aquaman redecorate. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1305 I don’t get this bait and switch thing 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1306 Huh. I had it baited for a desk lamp. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1307 Let is sink to the bottom, Larry. Maybe you'll catch a Trump. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
1308 This is the third one this week. I've really got to change the bait I'm using. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1309 if only they had seen the iceberg 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1310 Wow. Charlie does have good taste. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1311 I find that I catch a better class of fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1312 I know they're attracted to the light, but.. don't you think it's a bit much? 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1313 Ya’ know, thats not how you catch caviar. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1314 Well, not Hoffa. But maybe Liberace. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1315 Looks like they had another shabby chic wedding upstream. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1316 The tackle shop pulled a bait and light switch. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1317 I was really pulling for a ceiling fan. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1318 Four hours without a nibble. Time to go for Baroque. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1319 I remember when life was simpler. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1320 She said no fishing until the chandelier was cleaned 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1321 She’s a real beaut, Don, but you’ll have to throw it back. You know light fixtures are protected. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
1322 The secret is using caviar as bait. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1323 Is this the right lure for beluga caviar? 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1324 That’s great. But it’s not as nice as the lava lamp I caught last week. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1325 Last week I caught a Lantern Fish. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1326 If that isn't over the limit I don't know what is. 1.3130 0.05841 115 89 16 10
1327 I'm done with catfish. Time to catch me a trophy wife. 1.3130 0.05970 115 90 14 11
1328 Excuse me, do you have a light? 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1329 I thought you said these waters were crystal clean 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1330 Yours always has to be bigger than mine. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1331 You're right, New Orleans was here at one time. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1332 There once was a man who fished from a pier... 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1333 My other lure just baroque. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1334 Nice find. Our whole dining room is from Pier 1. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1335 I'm trying to catch an heiress. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1336 I guess we’re going to have to dress up for dinner. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1337 Most people don't realize the Titanic sank this close to shore. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1338 I was hoping for a lantern fish, but this will work well in the dining room. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1339 Up for a light dinner, then? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1340 It's large enough to keep. If it only has six candles, you have to throw it back. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1341 Takes awhile, but it's cheaper than hiring a decorator. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1342 I'm afraid that this is catch and release crystal. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1343 It's not quite Mid-Century yet, so I think you have to release it back. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1344 I told you winning the lottery wouldn’t change me. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1345 It works great for night fishing, casting is an issue though. 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
1346 Next time, we're getting flood insurance. 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1347 One day I just asked myself, do you want to eat or do you want to eat well? 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1348 If it says "HMS Titanic" it's worth something. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1349 Not only do the fish taste good, they also have good taste. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1350 As a matter of fact, I am fishing for compliments. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1351 To make it onto Antiques Roadshow, I need a good provenance story. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
1352 Don’t worry about it. They all have a few mutations these days. 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
1353 Actually, I was hoping for a sturgeon. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1354 I was using light tackle. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1355 I guess I’ll be eating light tonight. 1.3125 0.06218 112 89 11 12
1356 We should fish in the Hamptons more often. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1357 Uh, care to illuminate me? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1358 Damned rising sea levels. Add it to the pile. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1359 If it's not 100 lumens, you have to throw it back. 1.3103 0.04807 116 83 30 3
1360 I find the fish enjoy a little extra ambiance. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1361 Bill, get the Titanic memorial museum on the line. They're never going to believe this. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1362 Were you hoping for a lamprey? 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1363 Glad you like it- I'm fishing for compliments. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1364 Got it at TrumpLures.com. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1365 this is the only reason my wife lets me go fishing 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1366 I guess there must be some truth to the rumors about this being where the Titanic went down. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1367 Quite a lure ya got there, Donny. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1368 Well, you could say it was Waterford. I’ll back you up. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1369 My grandfather taught me this method of catching electric eels. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1370 No wiseacre, I did not use a lightbulb for bait. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1371 And my wife says fishing is a waste of time. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1372 That will be great for dinner. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1373 Bummer. We have to fish the one lake that’s catch and release. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1374 I'm calling it the Chandelure. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1375 I'm throwing this back and try again for something a bit more modern. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1376 They always fall for the bait-and-light-switch. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1377 Before global warming, this was called Mar-a-Lago. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1378 This particular lure is designed to attract center hall colonials. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1379 Who says fishing isn't enlightening? 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1380 Of course it would have to be paired with the right wine. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1381 I think it has something to do with the electric eels I use for bait. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1382 I think I just found the Titanic 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1383 So my wife said, either the chandelier goes or I go. It was a win-win. 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1384 It’s a Trump brand lure for swamp fishing; you have to stock the swamp for the best fishing. Make American Fishing Important Again. #MAFIA 1.3097 0.06039 113 89 13 11
1385 For king crab it's all about the ambience. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1386 I gotta throw it back - it would look hideous with our drapes. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1387 I don't think that's going to be easy to clean. 1.3097 0.05195 113 83 25 5
1388 You should have seen the crystal neoclassical candelabra that got away. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1389 I never knew where Pier1 Imports got it's name. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1390 Thank God! I promised my wife a candle light dinner! 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1391 This is what I use to attract the lanternfish. 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
1392 This way my wife can't complain that my fish have 'bad taste' 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1393 I hear they like shiny things... 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1394 Mueller doesn't know how to bait him 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1395 I told you not to use that electric eel as bait! 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1396 I read that fish are attracted to light 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1397 This one's going over the mantle. 1.3097 0.05907 113 88 15 10
1398 Wow... and all I caught were a couple little sconces. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1399 You always have to get the fancy bait. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1400 Dude, that new lure is off the hook. 1.3097 0.05491 113 85 21 7
1401 Mermaid lure. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1402 I'll set the mood, you reel them in. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1403 So, what's the plan if it works? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1404 Rats! Swarovski's are on the endangered list, I'll have to throw this one back. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1405 Been antiquing long? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1406 I guess Mar A Lago finally fell to the sea. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1407 It's just a fluke. 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1408 Why just lure when you can allure? 1.3070 0.05861 114 89 15 10
1409 You're only going to attract electric eels with that as bait. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1410 Too bad it's a "catch-and-release" area. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1411 Gentrification is real, son. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1412 There's gonna be one very annoyed merman down there... 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1413 Here's the bright side to dumping. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1414 You know whats better than one hook? 50 hooks. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1415 They say the state record Large-mouth Interior Decorator was caught right on this dock. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1416 I'm looking for tuna with good taste. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1417 I guess this is why you shouldn't use caviar for bait. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1418 Damn! Another remodel over at the EPA offices 1.3063 0.06243 111 89 10 12
1419 Electric eel. Why, what are you fishing for? 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1420 The Guy at the Bait shop promised that this lure would attract the classier fish. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1421 Looks like we're having a light supper. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1422 The hardest part was finding a tackle box to fit it 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1423 Lately I've been fishing for things that are more sustainable 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1424 I told you this neighborhood was gentrifying. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1425 Yeah, it's a good size one, but these are really a pain to clean. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1426 This particular lure is from the Victorian era. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1427 I already have my limit of these 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1428 Too light. Better throw it back. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1429 I'll have to throw it back. Eight light bulbs exceed the daily limit. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1430 Can I borrow your bait? I promised my wife a new sink. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1431 My wife got the lures in the divorce. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1432 My wife said I have to help out around the house more. I told her I clean the chandelier. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1433 What is the daily limit on chandeliers? 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1434 I'm starting to resent my fairy godmother. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1435 You'll have to be more patient if you want to catch a floor lamp. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1436 Are you going to mount it? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1437 This is why I love fishing on Titanic Lake! 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1438 It is amazing what you dredge up from the Trump Era of decadence and deception 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1439 Wow! Rich folks really don't believe in recycling. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1440 If you want to catch the big fish, you have to use the right bait. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1441 Dang. I was hoping to catch something I could mount on the wall. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1442 As a lure, it's really better for night fishing. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1443 Worked for my trophy Wife 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1444 It's the new Martha Stewart rod and reel. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1445 NY gentrification has hit the docks!! 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1446 You really can't find crystal like this in stores anymore. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1447 I've decided it must be too dark for the fish to see my bait. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1448 Let's see my wife overcook this one. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1449 This is nothing; you should’ve seen what I caught with the disco ball. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1450 This is what happens when you fish where Miami Beach used to be. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1451 The book on pier-fishing said "use light tackle." 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1452 I hate this chandelier. Told the wife I was going fishing. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1453 This one’s for city fish: they can’t resist the lure of the bright lights. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1454 I get all my home decor at Pier 1. 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1455 You know, Hank, I think that fly-tying manual you bought online might have been a Russian hoax. 1.3063 0.05975 111 87 14 10
1456 These Titanic artifacts are getting really annoying. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1457 It's not big enough...you want it? 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1458 Titanic catch, Jeff. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1459 So much for "Drain the swamp" 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1460 You'd think I could make light of this. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1461 A step up from lamprey for sure. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1462 I think I should have brought the Calder instead. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1463 I guess they're having a ball. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1464 So THAT'S what my wife did with the birthday gift I gave her last year. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1465 My wife says the money has changed me, but I don't see it. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1466 Mama hated that thing. Now we know what she did with it. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1467 I used bait-and-switch. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1468 It's bait and switch, 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1469 Liberace used to fish here. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1470 I told you we'd have better luck if we left the Hudson. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1471 The Baccarat are biting. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1472 Just because it's alluring doesn't mean it's a lure. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1473 Ahhh, the codfish ball must be here tonight. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1474 They’re not that hard to catch, but they’re really tough to clean. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1475 "I'm going for a Liberace". 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1476 Let's see if this will attract a king salmon. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1477 Wait’ll you see the fish. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1478 This happens every time Antiques Roadshow comes through. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1479 The fish are so much more demanding these days. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1480 She's gonna be hard to clean 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1481 Whatever you catch with that, you can keep. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1482 Now for the finishing touch on my underwater palace... 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1483 This should make for a very illuminating fish story. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1484 There's got to be a better way to clean one of these. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1485 I only use it when I'm in the mood for some light fishing. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1486 I'm starting to see fishing in a whole new light. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1487 Hoping to catch an electric eel? 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1488 Ambiance is just as important as choosing the right bait. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1489 I thought you said this water was crystal clear? 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
1490 I guess we’re over the Upper East Side. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1491 I was hoping for the curio cabinet. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1492 I told you there are all kinds of great catches at Pier One. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1493 It's a Sicilian message. It means Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.3028 0.06044 109 86 13 10
1494 Nice chandelure 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1495 Probably time for a different lure. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1496 This is when Catch and Release comes in handy. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1497 At least you're bringing something home for dinner. 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1498 Trolling for Trump? 1.3028 0.06319 109 88 9 12
1499 And just this morning my wife said she preferred yard sales over going fishing. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1500 The Titanic? 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1501 So, yeah, I'm fishing for a mermaid. One with real class. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1502 Well, I wanted a Tuna with good taste 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1503 First time fishing for candle fish? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1504 I think of myself as Ernest Hemingway meets F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1505 The bait shop was closed. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1506 Nice catch, but I hear the're a bitch to clean+ 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1507 The seas have risen. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1508 And they say antiquing is not a sport 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1509 Elegant, but the cement block had a nice simplicity 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1510 Amazon will deliver just about anywhere these days. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1511 It's great for catching largemouth socialites 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1512 When I said: "I wish we'd brought more Lite," I was talkin' about the beer.... 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1513 Fur Father’s Day, I told my youngin’s I wanted a fishin’ pole with a’lure. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1514 Tiffany 38, I think that is a keeper 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1515 The Tiffanies aren't running. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1516 In fishing for a middle aged mermaid with a rent controlled pre war apartment on the upper East side. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1517 I told you, we’ve got to start fishing upstream from Mar-a-Lago. 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1518 This'll look great over the mantle. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1519 I'm done with casual fishing... 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1520 Fried in oil, anything tastes good. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1521 Last week I caught a grand piano. It put up quite a fight. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1522 First time I reached the daily limit on one cast. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1523 Joey, I'm taking bait and switch to a whole new level 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1524 It's expensive, but Bait by Tiffany's is still the best. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1525 "What are you hoping to catch down there, Liberace? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1526 I just think it's more sporting to use light tackle 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1527 It was getting dusty. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1528 Catch something you fancy? 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1529 If this doesn't impress them, nothing will. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1530 I was hoping for something I could mount on the wall. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1531 I told you, with rising sea levels, fishing will only get better. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1532 You're gonna need a bigger dining set. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1533 Yea, I heard fish love bright lures. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1534 Looks like our environmental remedies are working. Last year I could only catch old shoes and discarded tires. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1535 The trick is to wine and dine them. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1536 Well, it's a Monday afternoon, got off work early, thought I'd do a little light fishin'. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
1537 Too small, gonna throw it back. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1538 When I ordered "light tackle" online I wasn't expecting this. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1539 It helps attract fish from finishing schools. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1540 Looks like the fish are gentrifying. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1541 Definitely more cumbersome to cast, but the fish absolutely LOVE it. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1542 Uh-oh. Some cabinet secretary's clearly trying to hide the evidence. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1543 Now all we need is a table, chairs, and some food. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1544 Bait? I use foie gras. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1545 I shouldn’t have thrown the candelabra back. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1546 It's my new lure. If if worked for Liberace, why not for me? 1.3019 0.05869 106 82 16 8
1547 Now we can fish after dusk. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1548 I guess this is one of those bait and switch situations 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1549 Throw it back. I prefer something more modern. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1550 This is how you catch the one percent. 1.3019 0.06020 106 83 14 9
1551 I told you not to bait with caviar. 1.3019 0.06168 106 84 12 10
1552 At least the Mrs. will be happy! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1553 I told you I felt a light tug! 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1554 Not even a nibble. I'm going back to night crawlers. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1555 Looks like it is from the Titanic. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1556 I bought my lures at an Estate sale. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1557 Throw it back, Earl. That's for illuminating the mysteries of the deep. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1558 Trust me; I've seen that Disney movie a hundred times. Mermaids love this stuff. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1559 Not exactly what I meant when I said to use a shiner 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1560 I’m using a yellow 6ft extension cord leader with a 25 watt pulsating chartreuse “big shock” lure 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1561 Oh yeah...We used to call this New Orleans! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1562 It’s a good lure for a certain class of fish 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1563 Sure, but your mortgage is still underwater. 1.2991 0.06116 107 85 12 10
1564 My bait? A 10 carat zircon. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1565 It's no wonder the state increased the hunting and fishing license fees. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1566 It's how you catch a Liberace fish. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1567 Perfect for a light lunch. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1568 That only works at night. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1569 I guess I shouldn't have used a glow worm as bait. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1570 Say hello to my chande-lure 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1571 Damn, looks like we've hooked into another underwater mortgage. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1572 My wife said it needed cleaning and I just couldn’t resist. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1573 The guy at the sports shop said its good for catching mermaids, or trophy wives. 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1574 I saw somewhere that mermaids love shiny objects. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1575 Doing some light fishing today? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1576 I used a switch as bait. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1577 Not another one. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1578 Wait... that's not the chandelier I put on my hook this morning. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1579 Atlantis was much more formal then I envisioned 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1580 I don't know what I'll catch with it, but I bet it'll be classy. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1581 Tell Dale to bring the good china for the fish fry. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1582 You'll have to toss it back; it's three lights short of legal. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1583 I'm after lamprey. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1584 Catch is light today, eh? 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1585 This lure was on sale....I couldn't say no 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1586 De-cluttering can go too far. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1587 They sent me this lure after I renewed my magazine subscription. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1588 They're having a ball down there. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1589 I was fishing for compliments but this will have to do. 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1590 It got my worm. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1591 Whaddya use for bait? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1592 That puts fishing in a whole new light. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1593 I gotta throw it back, my license is only for lamps. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1594 Lat week, I caught a toaster oven. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1595 You know how hard it is to clean these things? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1596 But for the seaweed I would say Baroque. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1597 This gentrification's gone too far. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1598 Well, Al, I’d never a thought that global warming would take Mar-a-Lago first” 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1599 Another one? 1.2981 0.06092 104 82 13 9
1600 Only 12 arms. Gotta throw that little feller back. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1601 Nobody mentions the upside of pollution 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1602 I'm trying to catch a rich widow 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1603 Well, it like we're having a light dinner tonight. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1604 Too bad it's only catch and release here. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1605 Not one bite. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1606 Well, my wife did say to catch something for dinner tonight. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1607 No more glow worms for bait. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1608 I was hoping for something in more of a Venetian neoclassical motif. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1609 Well.... this just lit up my day!! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1610 Well, you can put that Over the dining room table... 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1611 It was love at first light but then she got away. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1612 It’s to catch the lamp prey 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1613 I learned to distract them with shiny objects in DC. Since then I’ve taken it up a notch. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1614 What kind of wattage are you using there for bait ? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1615 I'm telling you, this is how you catch the big one 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1616 Trying to land a mansion. Why do you ask? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1617 I'm going for lampfish. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1618 "I don't care how badly your wife would want it, Dave. The sign said 'catch and release only'. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1619 I'm looking to attract a high class of fish. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1620 Well, you said we wanted to sell to more upscale restaurants. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1621 The East River just got a lot more classy 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1622 I'm hoping to attract a higher class of fish. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1623 Thank goodness it wasn't plugged in! 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1624 You're gonna need a bigger cooler. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1625 Harry said he was underwater on his mortgage but I had no idea. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1626 On the other hand, it'll still look good in my trophy room. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1627 Too bad it's catch & release. That'd look great above the bass 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1628 After I clean the seaweed off, I'm going to tell my wife I got it for our anniversary. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
1629 How the heck do you clean that? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1630 Throw it back, they are not LEDs! 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1631 Forget market price, what's the going rate at Sotheby's? 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1632 You need the right lure if you want caviar. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1633 I’m gonna need a bigger ballroom. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1634 It's definitely Louis IV. 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1635 She got the house. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1636 Whatcha usin’, caviar? 1.2952 0.06041 105 83 13 9
1637 Chandelier? The clerk said it was a chandelure. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1638 Your mother said I can keep all of my fishing garbage in the divorce. I think I found a loophole. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1639 I hate these fancy lures. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1640 Great! We'll have it at dinner tonight. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1641 I'll mount this one in the foyer. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1642 Unconventional, perhaps, but it’s great bait for catching electric eels... 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1643 I can’t figure it. Rococo usually won’t bite minnows. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1644 It was a beautiful renovation. Shame it put them underwater on the mortgage. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1645 I was going for recessed, but they’re considerably more reclusive. 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
1646 I call this my 'chandelure.' 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1647 What are you trying to catch, a dauphin? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1648 Now what bait should I use for the sconces? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1649 Some fish in Manhattan live very well. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1650 I always buy my gear at Pier One. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1651 Gad, 'Phantom' is hard to avoid. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1652 The trick is to add a bit of glitter to your lure. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1653 You go ahead and use your floor lamps. I just think crystal is more attractive in this light 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1654 Who'd believe this fish story? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1655 I'm throwing it back . I want to catch something more contemporary . 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1656 I blame it on climate change. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1657 So that’s where all those points of light went. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1658 I’ll bite: What kind of bait are you using? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1659 These are ok--it's the sconces that are overfished. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1660 ...and when I pipe in some Mozart it really attracts the best caviar. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1661 OK fish. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I'm switching to my lucky Tiffany. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1662 I'm going home if I pull up what's left of Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1663 Mostly foyers, but I snagged a ballroom once. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1664 These are uptown pier fish. What would you expect? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1665 In murky waters, you wanna make sure they see your bait. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1666 How they gonna see MY bait now ??? 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
1667 I was hoping for a Tiffany 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1668 I'm trolling for lampreys. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1669 Careful. That might attract an interior designer. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1670 I knew it was a mistake to use glow worms. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1671 This is sushi-grade on the Upper East Side. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1672 The housing market has really sunk 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1673 A chandelier as bait? What, you're too good for the working fish? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1674 I used a gloworm 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1675 Is it just me, or are some schools more well-funded than others? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1676 Liberace owned a beach house down the shore before the hurricane 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1677 See? Ten-pound test is plenty. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1678 Oy, not another candelabra! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1679 I can hang it in the den above the marlin. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1680 Give a man a chandelier, he'll have light for a day. Teach a man to fish with a chandelier and ...... 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1681 I hear mermaids go for this kind of thing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1682 They'll be waltzing our way any minute now. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1683 I once caught Liberace using this lure. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1684 It's the garbage that washes downstream from Silicon Valley. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1685 Mar a Lago in the year 2050. 1.2941 0.06167 102 81 12 9
1686 Nah, I used glow worms. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1687 Quality lures. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1688 Well the obvious question is...did Liberace have a yacht? 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1689 Think I'm going to switch back to worms. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1690 If there's another fish in this sea, I haven't found her. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1691 Hey, I've got a bright idea! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1692 Wow. I thought Liberace Lake was just a name. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1693 Next I’m going for the dining room set. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1694 The man said this'll lure a better class of fish . . . 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1695 "Oh, that's right. D.C. is down there somewhere". 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1696 At least it wasn't anther kitchen sink. 1.2941 0.04743 102 73 28 1
1697 I think the light was scaring the fish away. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1698 You should see what we have hung over the dining table. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1699 Ohhhh, so this is what they meant by trickle-down. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1700 I knew that caviar would pay off eventually. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1701 I'm trying to catch yuppies. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1702 Laugh all you want. Last weekend, I caught six electric eels with this lure. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1703 That bait works better on 5th Avenue. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1704 I call this the 'Chande-lure'. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1705 This is why dad never took you fishing. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1706 Now son, this is how we catch a Trump. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
1707 I heard there was a strong current at this point. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1708 Well, looks like we are having a light lunch. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1709 I prefer to illuminate, and release. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1710 The worst day fishing is better than the best day redecorating. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1711 How the heck do I cast this? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1712 The chap at the bait store told me that the chandelure would shed a whole new light on the subject. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1713 She said I have to clean this before her parents arrive. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1714 That would be a good one for a caption contest. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1715 They say the candlefish are running. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1716 Does catch and release apply here? 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1717 Another chandelier. Should've brought a bigger bucket. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1718 You certainly have expensive taste in seafood. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1719 The guide told me to use a light lure. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1720 This is the classic lure for the rare Liberace fish. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1721 The fact that those candles are lit says a lot about the condition of the river water. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1722 I find that a little candlelight and romance goes a long way to get the fish to bite. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1723 It’s a keeper, call e-bay 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1724 I'm going to have it stuffed and hang it in the den. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1725 It's my new strategy. The bigger the lure, the bigger the catch. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1726 It’s a shame Baroque’s not in season. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1727 These are always so hard to clean. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1728 Well, son. I don’t know how you did it but you millennials have finally managed to ruin fishing. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1729 Nah, Carol won't want to clean it so I'm going to throw it back. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1730 The Hamptons is still the Hamptons. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1731 I read it's easiest to catch fish in direct overhead light. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1732 I'm fixin' to catch me a hedge fund whale. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1733 Alright, only one futon and an ottoman left and Sarah will have the living room she's always dreamed of. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1734 Lets see if the yuppies will bite today! 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1735 This will inspire me to write my novel, The Old Man and the Chandelier. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
1736 At least it's not plastic. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1737 Lucky cast! It's from the men's room at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1738 The hard part is keeping the candles lit until the mermaids notice. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1739 And she said fishing was a waste of time. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1740 At least it's not plastic. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1741 Good timing, we just started redecorating. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1742 They order it..I send it down..no questions asked. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1743 The disco ball hasn't been working so I thought I would try this. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1744 Still trying to catch that uptown mermaid?? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1745 I hooked a bigger one once. Fought like hell, but it got away. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1746 I guess global warming did affect Mar-a-ago after all. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1747 Hand me the waterproof matches, will ya? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1748 Don't fish for the fish you catch. Fish for the fish you want to catch. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1749 Oh, I thought you said 'fathom of the opera'. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1750 That's what happens when you use light tackle! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1751 What's the catch? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1752 I think you've been watching too much Little Mermaid. 1.2871 0.05859 101 79 15 7
1753 I think I'll mount this on the ceiling instead of the wall above the fireplace. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1754 "I don't know if it's in season, and it might be too light. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1755 Must be the elusive candelabra fish. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1756 It didn't look this big on line, just said NEW HIGH DESIGN SPINNER. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1757 I think you'll have better luck with a woolly bugger. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1758 Only eight candles -- I'll have to throw it back. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1759 Just when I thought we got rid of Crystal. 1.2871 0.06188 101 81 11 9
1760 Well, I guess the ocean really is rising. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1761 Fishing for Liberace 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1762 Dang Titanic stuff again. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1763 The divorce settlement gives me all the fishing gear. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1764 We'll see...but I'm figuring these city fish have a more sophisticated palate. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1765 Yer fishin' too deep..the schools of LEDs are closer to the surface 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1766 Buddy, look. It'll match the other one in the cabin. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1767 How 'bout our fishing shack? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1768 Looks like we’ve stumbled upon a charm school 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1769 When is the next "Antiques Road Show" ? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1770 Son....We’re fishing for yuppies-not guppies. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1771 My wife complains I've become a real fixture down here. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1772 I guess that's why they call it "light tackle." 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1773 No, what I said was be sure to bring your shad lure. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1774 The sales pitch was so classy that I bought it hook, line , and sinker 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1775 It attracts a higher class of fish. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1776 Thought I'd try and attract an electric eel. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1777 I know it's weird but there is nothing better for lampreys. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1778 For bait I used a 60 watt clear flame-tip bulb. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1779 Apparently the Trump Atlantis went under, too. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1780 It’s from my house. It’s been under water since 2009. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1781 Don't look at me that way. I just ran out of fishing hooks. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1782 This one's only early eighteenth century; I'll have to release it. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1783 I guess I gotta stop using light tackle. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1784 It ain’t been the same here since Phantom of the Opera. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1785 First you have to set the scene. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
1786 Throw it back, its too light" 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1787 I told you the pond was OverStocked. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1788 Is that a chandelure? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1789 I caught another Liberace. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1790 We’re gonna need a bigger dining room. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1791 Why not? It's how I caught the barracuda I married. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1792 Told you the the marine life here was rich. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1793 I can't help but notice that you're still using worms. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1794 Are they renovating Atlantis again? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1795 They told me at the bait shop, the shinier the better. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1796 Catch and re-decorate? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1797 I wonder what they're having for dinner 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1798 If you want a kingfish, you have to use the right lure. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1799 I like to use allure. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1800 The king fish love it. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1801 I’ll have to throw this one back. It’s a little light. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1802 Makes you wonder if there might be a piano down there as well. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1803 I don't see how this will match with the boot or the tire. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1804 I’m telling you, it’s the only way to catch a Liberace Fish! 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1805 The trick is to keep them lit 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1806 You said if I caught it you'd clean it. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1807 Believe me, it's dark down there and light attracts fish. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1808 Ah, I think we may have located the Titantic.... 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1809 I gotta throw this one back .. it's too light. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
1810 I hate cleaning these things. 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1811 Live chandeliers work better 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
1812 I told you glow worms were a dumb idea. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
1813 It attracts a much higher class of fish. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
1814 Yes, for a mermaid, but a mermaid with taste. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
1815 Why, how do you clean yours? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1816 I guess you win the bet on who catches the first candelabra. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1817 Whoever lost this was probably fishing for a lamprey. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1818 And this is why I love fishing near Mar-a-Lago. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1819 Yeah, just about under here there used to be a fancy place called Mar-a-Lago. 1.2828 0.06098 99 79 12 8
1820 I think someone's mortgage may be under water. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1821 Our fishing expedition may shed some light on our case. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1822 Cambridge Analytica phishing trip. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1823 It's bait for the wealthy. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1824 I'm not sure I want to reel in the fish that bites on this. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1825 Reeling in luxury. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1826 It's a keeper. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
1827 I think that puts you over the limit. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1828 The ocean's garbage patch is raising its game! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1829 I bought the lures at Home Depot. 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1830 They said the fluorescent lure would catch anything. I thought it was just marketing. Who knew? 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
1831 Two days ago, from this same pier, I caught a Liberace impersonator. 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1832 I'm glad I didn't invest in waterfront property. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1833 I'm thinking "Bait and Switch" 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1834 Trump Junk 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1835 Shoot! I was trying for a Lantern fish 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1836 Since Pruit joined the E.P.A., you've gotta use brighter lures. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1837 we should drain the other swamp 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1838 How do you like my chandelure? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1839 The key to catching a kingfish is to use the proper lure. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1840 Can I use some of your bait? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1841 Climate change has hit Mar-a-Lago 1.2812 0.06404 96 78 9 9
1842 Well, it worked with the Lantern Fish so I thought I would give this a try..... 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1843 Didn’t I see that in the Titanic? 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1844 There must be an electric eel somewhere down there. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1845 We’ll have to hang that up. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1846 It makes for some fine dining if you're willing to spend three hours cleaning it. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1847 Everyone says they're attracted to shiny objects...... 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1848 Throw it back. We want Tiffany lamps only. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1849 It attracts bass, trout, and estate sale shoppers. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1850 This whole "glamping" this has really gone too far. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1851 You should've seen the armoire that got away. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1852 I get a lot of 1%ers. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1853 Wow! That's gotta be a 20 bulber! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1854 Throw it back. It's got coral reef potential. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1855 I got it on Kickstarter, it's called a Chanda-lure. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1856 They're under sized bulbs you have to throw it back 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1857 Follow me, and I will make you fishers of women. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1858 Just the thing to highlight my collection of old tires. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1859 I should’ve stuck with glow worms. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1860 I did hear the lochness monster was re-decorating. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1861 Oh this? Just tryin' to lure the biggest fish with an awful taste in home decor. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
1862 That's the last time I use a chanda-lure. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1863 This might sound crazy, but I almost don't want to get it wet. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1864 I was hoping for Swarovski. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1865 I think she’s a keeper. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1866 Not again. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
1867 She got all my fishing gear in the divorce, and all I got was this stupid candelabra. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1868 It's the latest from Trump Bait and Tackle. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
1869 The Trump empire must definitely be under water. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1870 I don't think chandelier lures are supposed to be that literal. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1871 I was hoping for something less ornate. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1872 Yeah--just my luck. Another chandelier. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1873 I told the bait guy I wanted something flashy. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1874 Well, maybe you wouldn't have snagged it for the third time if you didn't keep throwing it back, Carl. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1875 Nope, it's not a fluke, Ted - I used an electric eel for bait! 1.2812 0.06231 96 77 11 8
1876 The fish here are really picky about ambiance. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1877 Yes, Harry. Fish are attracted to light. But their taste favors fewer watts. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1878 Think it's trickle-down economics? 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1879 Are you sure I’m doing this right? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1880 My wife's been angling for me to redo the dining room. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1881 I've switched out the old bulbs with LEDs. Now let's see those electric eels bite. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1882 I might have fallen asleep to Deadliest Catch and woken up to Antiques Roadshow. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1883 We're gonna need a bigger dining table. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
1884 You know what they say, you can give a guy some money or you can teach him to how to rich. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1885 Sic transit gloria mundi... 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1886 It's too small. Have to throw it back. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1887 I don't think it's edible, and my wife said they are terrible to clean. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1888 Ah, dammit. Another empire style. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1889 Did you buy your sinker at "Tiffanys"? 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
1890 Hey, isn't this the place where that ocean liner went down? 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1891 You could have just borrowed one of my hooks. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
1892 Oh shit, it’s just another candelabra! 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1893 My wife will be disappointed when she hears we were fishing in a catch and release zone 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1894 The right bait makes all the difference. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1895 Sometimes I really regret getting the "Catch & Release" license. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1896 Gotta throw it back Andy, it isn't contemporary enough for you to keep it. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1897 Why do I feel like my wife had something to do with this? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1898 You raise the Titanic your way... 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1899 I thought trout had good taste. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1900 The guide said it was the perfect lure for non-landed European nobility. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1901 You think you can catch caviar with worms? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1902 I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1903 I used caviar for bait. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1904 those aren't in season. You have to throw it back. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1905 Probably too light to keep. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1906 Throw it back. They're not in season yet. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1907 That iceberg was good for something. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1908 When I heard the Chateau d' Bistro was underwater I didn't know they meant it literally. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1909 Is there still a demand for items from the Titanic? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1910 It's what I used to hook my wife. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1911 I hear you’re a fixture around here. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1912 When I said grab your light tackle, that's not quite what I hand in mind. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1913 Rumor has it you were Liberace's fishing coach. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1914 I'm throwing it back - I almost landed a Donghia chandelier last week that was at least twice as big. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1915 Think this is what they mean when they say the wealth will trickle down? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1916 I like to create a little atmosphere. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1917 Beginner’s luck 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1918 Classy fish require classy bait, Bill. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1919 Best bait I’ve found for night fishing. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1920 Yup, caviar works. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1921 Too bad you've already caught this season's limit on household furnishings. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1922 My wife got the lures from HGTV. 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1923 I have to release it. It's an endangered home furnishing. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1924 I thought fishing would be better this close to Mira Lago. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1925 No fish left, but I sure like sending my catch of the day to the EPA. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1926 I'm fishing for a mermaid. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1927 Don't get too attached to it. Remember it is catch and release. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1928 I Thought the Tiffany Season Didn't Begin Until July. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1929 Even here, Guy Manly was forced to confront his suppressed dreams of interior decorating. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1930 I was told this dock is located over the ancient city of Atlanta. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1931 I'm not really a trophy fisherman. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1932 Too bad they are out of season. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1933 I need to stop using those fancy worms. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1934 Can I borrow some of that bait you’re using? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1935 Last year it got me a trophy wife. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1936 It’s the only thing my wife wants from the divorce 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1937 Is it big enough to keep? 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1938 I tell you, Bill, it pays to use a grounded plug. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1939 Let’s not mention that the candles came out lit. That part stays between us. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1940 I don't catch any fish but at least I don't have to dust it. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1941 Yup, this is definitely a keeper. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1942 Did you make that lure yourself? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1943 I thought the Titanic was farther out" 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1944 I knew fishing by the Titanic would eventually pay off. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1945 It's nice but I was really hoping for a torchiere. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1946 Time to change your bait, Earl. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1947 Lookin for a tuna with good taste. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1948 The salesman at the bait shop promised it would attract only the best class of fish. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1949 This one should light up my wife's interest in fishing. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1950 Whatever it was, it must have been titanic. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1951 That's a nice trophy to hang on your ceiling. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1952 What kind of bait did you say you're using? 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1953 This will make up for the miniature desk lamp I had to throw back. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1954 Well, that's illuminating. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1955 If they are a attracted by light, they will be more attracted to candelight and romantic music. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1956 I should have been more specific when I asked for bait for an orange-faced bottom feeder. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1957 I'm hoping to catch something classy -- like lobster 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1958 I promised I would use it in my divorce settlement. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1959 No wonder the guy at Scheels said the fishing tackle I was buying was 'pretentious'. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1960 Wow! I'm going to hang this next to the armoire I caught last week! 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1961 i was hoping for a new tv, but this is nice too. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1962 Ah...the tackle shop on 5th Avenue? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
1963 Fishing upstream again, Jim? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1964 I'm teaching myself to tie my own flies. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1965 Watch and learn, son. Watch and learn. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1966 Catch and release? More like ‘Catch and refurbish.’ 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1967 It's a big one. Titanic, even. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1968 Well, this completes our dining room. On to the den. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1969 I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1970 Looks like the mcmansions aren't biting today. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1971 I thought this Trump brand lure would catch a bigger fish, but so far I'm not even getting a nibble. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1972 I think you're going to need a bigger bucket. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1973 It'll go well with the Queen Anne Sofa I caught off Montauk Point last week. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1974 I'm trying to catch something with good taste 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1975 Maybe “white privilage” really is a thing. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1976 They call it a "chanda-lure." 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1977 Guy at the flea market said hey it's only three bucks so I should buy it for the halibut. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1978 You’re gonna need a bigger kitchen. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1979 Another damn Georgian chandelier. What does it take to get something in an Art Nouveau around here? 1.2766 0.06310 94 76 10 8
1980 I guess that tax cut is finally paying off. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1981 I’m a stagehand. The carp are staging Phantom. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1982 I'll mount it in the dining room with the other one. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1983 Teach a man to fish and he can light his whole dining room. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1984 I'm after an altogether different class of fish. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1985 Electric eels, why 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1986 Never underestimate the allure of a good conversation piece. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
1987 It's supposed to attract a higher class of fish. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1988 I'm not just fishing to eat; I'm fishing for something to truly dine on. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1989 I have no idea what this means. 1.2755 0.06286 98 80 9 9
1990 Eating light tonight? 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
1991 Holy Cow, got any more of that dope? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1992 So that is how you plan to catch that very wealthy mermaid! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1993 It's part of the new "Catch and Redecorate" practice 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1994 I just asked if you had a flashlight... 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1995 That's got eight. Has to have ten lights to be a keeper 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1996 It says, 'Titanic 1912!' 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1997 No, she didn't ask for a chandelier, but that's what she's getting. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1998 I don't care how nice it is; it is not going in my man-cave. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1999 The hardest thing about catching chandelier fish is casting the lure. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2000 So, you're trying to catch a Liberace, I see. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2001 My wife will be pleased. I told her I was going shopping for the house. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2002 More Titanic replica stuff. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2003 Did you bait your hook with a platinum card? 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2004 Whaddya think - throw it back or pawn it? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2005 Hey, the baccarat are running! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2006 The fish in Palm Beach are more susceptible to glamor 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2007 There must be a faster way to raise the Titanic. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2008 It's Trump Brand bait. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2009 Wow! When the guy at the bait shop told me I'd catch everything but the kitchen sink, he wasn't kidding. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2010 My new lure is probably a lot fancier than it needs to be... 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2011 Looks like Shad roe - coco. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2012 It's not a real crystal chandelier. I'm using an artificial lure. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2013 I told you that lure was tacky. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2014 I guess this is as good a time as ever to take sides on the "catch and release" policy. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2015 Salesman swore it was more fun to catch big fish on light tackle. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2016 If you think this is too much bait you should see what it took to catch my wife 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2017 ...should have seen the one that got away. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2018 "And they say fishing is a poor man's sport". 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2019 I’m house hunting 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2020 Fishing hasn't been the same since global warming. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2021 They're running early this year. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2022 Who needs eBay? 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2023 Oh, noooo...there's just no getting rid of this thing! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2024 It's from a Liberace fishing lure collection I found on eBay. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2025 Give a man a curtain rod ... 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2026 My wife said she wanted to fix a light dinner. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2027 Yeah, the employees at Home Depot were confused too. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2028 I do care about the environment, son, but fluorescent is so cold and impersonal. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2029 I think I have to throw it back. It only has two tiers. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2030 Wife won't let me buy new lures. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2031 Maybe there aren't plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2032 It's more sporting to use a light tackle 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2033 I never have any luck. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2034 My wife told me to clean the chandelier but didn't say how. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2035 Gone decoratin' 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2036 I'm going for something with a more discerning palate. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2037 Decadence. Throw it back. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2038 “I’m hoping For The Liberace Fish, behind the Candelabra”. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2039 Why do you look so surprised? I invited you for some light fishing. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2040 I'm trying to catch my dream home> 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2041 I'm trying to lure a mermaid. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2042 This must be where the USS Liberace sank. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2043 Seriously, this is what you meant by "Make Fishing Great Again"? 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2044 it's really the only way to get the bulbs properly cleaned 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2045 I don't think that's what the mean by light tackle 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2046 If you want to catch high class fish, you gotta use the right bait. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2047 See! I knew fishing off of Newport woul be successful. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2048 I'm trying to attract the nouveau-fish. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2049 This one puts me over the limit. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2050 This is how I catch only the finest fish. 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2051 They told me there were plenty of fish out there for me. I figured, start with mood lighting. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2052 This should help with night fishing 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2053 I am ready to try this new lure! 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2054 Oh, I'll probably mount it up in the house. These ones don't taste that good anyway. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2055 With a catch like this, my wife will let me go fishing every day. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2056 Trying to catch a lamprey. 1.2717 0.06202 92 74 11 7
2057 Looks like Manafort's dumping his Swarovski Crystal. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2058 Actually, yeah, I do have a light. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2059 I find it attracts a better class of fish than if I use worms. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2060 The more elegant the bait, the bigger the catch. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2061 Stop fishing for a compliment 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2062 And I thought you were crazy to bring light tackle. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2063 My interior decorator said this attracts all kinds of big fish. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2064 The light attracts them. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2065 I wrote several times to our President warning him of the dangers of climate change---he obviously didn't listen. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2066 I never usually do this well at liquidation sales. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2067 It’s a keeper, George. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2068 Don't you think they deserve a little ambiance for their last meal? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2069 This lure? It's the new Liberace Magnum. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2070 It put up a pretty good fight, but ever since I installed the dimmer switch, I land these rascals every time. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2071 Did you a use a glow worm to catch that? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2072 Shoot, I was actually hoping for something more modern 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2073 What bait you usin'? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2074 The quality of seabed debris is improving. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2075 So that's where the leftovers from Liberace's garage sale went. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2076 Looks like the Mermaids Ball will be dark this year. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2077 You should see what this puppy caught me in The Hamptons. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2078 Do you think we can find the house that goes with it? 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2079 Fishing at Mar-a-Lago Shoals, 2050 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2080 I heard on the news it was gonna be a great year to catch the Phantom of the Opera 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2081 I might be able to convince Cherly to let me fish every weekend. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2082 This is what you need for Park Avenue Snapper. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2083 I don't know... Powerbait might be overdoing it. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2084 You caught a romantic dinner. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2085 Two more fishing trips and I can build my house 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2086 I figure a bright shiny object will attract the bottom feeders. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2087 How did I get a sconce when I was aiming for a conch? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2088 So you really think that will catch the 1% ? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2089 I've always found our fishing trips quite illuminating. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2090 The disco ball worked great; but I had to throw them all back. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2091 This should pair very nicely with our rustic wine. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2092 Do you think it's too small? Should I throw it back? 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2093 No biggie. Last trip I brought in a Calder mobile. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2094 Too formal for the fish fry 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2095 Well, it sure beats an old boot! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2096 I thought it was supposed to be at the end of the tunnel. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2097 Jeff, these fishes don't have the refined taste that you have ... 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2098 Guess we'll be eating light tonight. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2099 Do you figure catch and release applies to chandeliers? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2100 Told you not to use that chandelure. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2101 So my wife says, "If you want a big shiny fish, you should use a big shiny lure." 1.2667 0.06281 90 73 10 7
2102 I guess someone down there is being left in the dark. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2103 Last week I caught an armoire. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2104 It's always been a lighting rod 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2105 Maybe I shouldn’t use glow-worms as bait … 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2106 Well, do YOU have any bright ideas? 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2107 This 5th Ave. dock — it’s either trout or Trump relics. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2108 But you should’ve seen the 63 inch big screen that got away. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2109 I caught a PC yesterday. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2110 I'm trying to catch the 1% 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2111 I'm using worms, why do you ask? 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2112 There may be something to that fancy shipwreck story after all. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2113 That light tackle really works. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2114 They say water is our most valuable resource and there's your proof. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2115 I usually go night-fishing. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
2116 It's for catching caviar. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2117 It's a little gaudy, but ya gotta hang what you catch. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2118 Which bait did ya use? The Trump Steak? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2119 I think this new lure is meant for night fishing. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2120 I believe it's a keeper. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2121 So, maybe global warming is real 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2122 The electric eel has really evolved. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2123 OK, so where's the guy that was swinging from it? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2124 The fish aren't biting so much as they are waltzing. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2125 It's not ornate enough... throw it back. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2126 At least we'll be able to see what we're not eating. 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
2127 Some fish for guppies, but I fish for yuppies. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2128 Yeah, the Cartier lure was probably a bad idea. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2129 Looks like you hooked one of those bioluminescent species, Bob. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2130 Geez, even the fish out here have better lives than we do. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2131 I’m battling the stereotype that we’re unsophisticated, Ernie. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2132 Hook, line and chandelier 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2133 Too last century, I'm afraid. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2134 I hate that I'm over my limit for chandeliers. This one is a real beaut. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2135 The amazing part is that the candles are still lit. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2136 I heard the fishing here was fabulous. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2137 I hear the tuxedo fish are biting. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2138 We plan on eating light tonight. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2139 Boyhowdy - that is one fancy octopus! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2140 Looks like we're eating like kings tonight! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2141 The bait was for enlightenment. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2142 You can keep using your Rooster Tail if you want, but they've been hitting the Liberace like crazy. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2143 Well, what sort of bait would you use for electric eels? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2144 Electric eels are at it again. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2145 Yeah, I use this as bait when I'm after tuna with good taste. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2146 If it had 100 lights you'd have to throw it back. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2147 I reckon this sheds new light on catch and release. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2148 This one's finally going to impress my wife. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2149 That's going to be a bear to clean! Catch & release! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2150 I guess the fluted sconces aren't biting today. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2151 We could get all curious about how this got here, but I say we just cut to the chase and chalk it up to global warming. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2152 You can hang that in your house for the weekend but then you've got to throw it back. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2153 I hear the caviar are biting today 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2154 If I can keep it close to the surface, it reflects light a lot better than my usual lure. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2155 I'll bite. What's with the new bait? 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2156 Next trip she wants me to do the Venetian blinds. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2157 What size bait did you use? 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2158 she got everything else in the divorce. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2159 Might be a record in the home lighting category. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2160 Omnia quia sunt, lumina sunt. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2161 Maybe you need to plug it in. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2162 You need this bait if you're going for a member of his administration. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2163 If you want to catch a fancy fish, you've got to set a fancy table. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2164 I think I'll keep this for dinner. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2165 I hate ornate pollution. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2166 I'm hoping to attract some caviar 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2167 Must have been a decorator crab. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2168 You're right, it is beautiful, but I'm going for rock cod, not rococo. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2169 This one's going on the wall. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2170 Last time I buy a lure in Newport 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2171 I stopped using glow worms years ago. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2172 I didn’t expect these fancy new baits to work this well. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2173 You'll like the fish here. They've got fine taste. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2174 Now all I need is the kitchen sink. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2175 WE MUST BE DOWNSTREAM FROM THE TRUMP DUMP. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2176 My wife said to get rid of this and didn't care 'if I put it at the bottom of the sea!" 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2177 Just my luck, she’s been fishing for a new chandelier 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2178 Now all we need is an electric eel and some sandwiches 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2179 You gotta go with fancy bait if you wanna catch a fancy fish. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2180 I'm trying to snag the rare Liberace Fish. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2181 Teach a man to fish, and he'll dine in splendor for a lifetime! 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2182 There's a lot of luck involved. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2183 Yeah, it’s a pretty elaborate hook set, but nothing beats it at night. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2184 The romance of it lures them. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2185 She told me to bring home some fish with good taste. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2186 It was branded as “a lure with allure.” 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2187 About the only thing you're gonna catch with that bait is a Liberace impersonator. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2188 I typed in “best light fish lures” and this is what popped up. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2189 I think your fishing skills have hit their ceiling. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2190 Wow, last week I caught a two pound desk lamp. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2191 Liberace used to be my fishing buddy. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2192 Damn global warming. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2193 I think it attracts a higher class of fish. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2194 See? Even with a disaster like Katrina - one door closes, another door opens. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2195 This may shed some light on that Global Warming Theory 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2196 This should look nice in the foyer. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2197 You're going to need a bigger Dining Room. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2198 For me, fishing is all about taste. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2199 So, you find fishing illuminating? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2200 You said you find fishing enlightening, but that's ridiculous... 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2201 Got one! 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2202 I dangle this for a few minutes and then give em an amuse bouche. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2203 I use it to fish for compliments. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2204 Got any other bright ideas? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2205 Do you think she'll notice it's gone? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2206 That's a Fluke. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2207 Not again, I just can’t catch a disco ball! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2208 Sorry, I've only got the one 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2209 I'm trying to set the right mood 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2210 I heard it attracts kingfish? 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2211 Catch or release? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2212 I should have been more specific when I prayed to catch a candlefish. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2213 All I need now is a nice table and my dining room will be done. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2214 Mom’s not gonna be happy to have to clean this one. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2215 This looks like a lot like the chandelier I saw on the Titanic. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2216 I was actually hoping for a porch light. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2217 Looks fishy to me. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2218 Too soon for a Titanic joke? 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2219 That's an illuminating choice of bait. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2220 It's a beauty for sure, but we really need a nice chafing dish. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2221 You gonna throw it back? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2222 I'm not sure if he said to use "live" or "light" bait. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2223 Heck, I guess it does trickle down. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2224 I think I've got the hang of it. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2225 Fish with good taste do not taste better! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2226 Well, you said you just wanted a light supper ... 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2227 Don't worry. It's not plugged in. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2228 I don’t know. Maybe a lamprey. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2229 They are developing a sense of humor. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2230 "Worms just don't cut it for these millennial fish". 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
2231 Whaddaya think? Broil or pan fry? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2232 I see the new administration has lifted water pollution restrictions. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2233 It'd have to be one hell of a bass. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2234 This is why the uptown pier is better. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2235 We'd better get a picture of this otherwise your wife will think you only caught a light bulb. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2236 The hook and line are OK, but you overdid it with the sinker. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2237 Well at least I’m bringing something home for dinner. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2238 Those chande-lures looked smaller in the ad. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2239 It's an easy sale. Phantom Of The Opera buys everyone I catch! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2240 From sea to shining sea. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2241 At this point n my life I’m looking for a trophy fish. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2242 This is nothing, you should have seen the candelabra that got away. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2243 We may have found the spot where the White House was in the twenty-first century. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2244 You never know what you’re gonna catch on E Bay. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2245 I can't say it enough, son - if you want to catch fancy, you have to fish fancy. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2246 I think this is what they call 'trickle-down economics.' 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2247 I’m not so sure about that consignment bait and tackle store in the Hamptons. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2248 Sure is a big one. Looks hard to clean, but it will go well with Oaked Chardonnay. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2249 Yep, I used my Con Ed lure. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2250 I must stop using bait and light switch! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2251 This will look good in my man cave. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2252 Damn, took my bait! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2253 Looks like I'm preparing a light meal tonight. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2254 Great. Now we can fish even it gets dark. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2255 The guy at the tackle shop said it was the best rig they sold. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2256 I'm still working on keeping the candles lit. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2257 Not many fish go for it, it’s an acquired taste. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2258 I believe we’ve found Liberace’s final resting place. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2259 Before you say it, I know already, one of the lights is out. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2260 I guess we're closer to the Titanic than we thought. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2261 Well...my wife did say, "Catch something for dinner". 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2262 Yep. Was Liberace's fishing hole. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2263 Good gaud! 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2264 This looks like a keeper 1.2588 0.06515 85 70 8 7
2265 Usually, it's just a shoe. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2266 Oh my god! Maybe I am gay... 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2267 It's just as good as an old boot Jerry, throw it back. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2268 I think that one is going to be over the limit. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2269 My"Chand-a-lure" idea just never caught on. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2270 Nice catch !! Light lunch ??? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2271 AllI did was bait and switch. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2272 This will go great with the Queen Anne table I caught last year. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2273 What are you fishin' for, Liberace? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2274 Mom says these are really hard to clean, I'm thrown it back. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2275 I just need one more and I've reached my limit 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2276 I want tuna with good taste. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2277 I got the lure at Trump Fishing Supplies. Why do you ask? 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2278 I'm just trying to catch a light dinner. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2279 Fishing is all about mindset, Bob. Big bait, big fish. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2280 Looks like Trump's been dumping things from Mar-a-lago again. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2281 They're suckers for those glow-in-the-dark lures. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2282 Quite a fancy rod you got there. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2283 I used 60 watt bait. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2284 Nice one! Too bad they're out of season. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2285 Yes son, it’s the elusive ‘Lamp-Rey.’ 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2286 I think I’m over the limit. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2287 The Gal at the bait shop told me "You'll never use night crawlers again" 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2288 I was fishing for bass not brass and glass. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2289 She said, "Clean the Chandelier, or go fishing, your choice." I figured I would do both, and besides, its one hell of an Octopus Lure, don't you think? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2290 There. I hung it. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2291 Well that will light up your life. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2292 It's a lure from a tackle box I bought at an estate sale. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2293 Apparently this was Liberace's favorite fishing spot. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2294 It attracts a better class of fish. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2295 See? This is why I hope they never drain this swamp. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2296 Got a light. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2297 Too bad lighting fixtures are catch-and-release 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2298 Well, not everything you catch should be mounted on a wall. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2299 Hold my beer... 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2300 Melania says it's a sure way to catch a big fish. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2301 A mermaid would be great, but I'd settle for a maid. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2302 You don't think it's strange the candles are still lit? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2303 I threw that one back last week. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2304 Dave! Trust me - the fish will be able to see your bait without extra lighting! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2305 I've always wondered why they call this place Liberace Lake. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2306 Well at least this will authenticate our cover story with my wife.. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2307 Well, it's better than the actual kitchen sink from last time. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2308 Trust me, I read about this on the internet. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2309 You need the right lure to catch trout almondine 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2310 I'm not swapping rods. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2311 Too bad your house is Arts and Crafts. Guess you'll have to throw it back. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2312 I hope to catch something with good taste. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2313 And you thought that a ceiling tile wouldn't be good bait. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2314 And this one is the top seller from the Trump Lure Collection. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2315 Oh yeah, my mom threw that out a few days ago. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2316 I'm trying for a private school. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2317 It's neoclassical Waterford...a fish with good taste is a fish that tastes good. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2318 Oh yeah, sometimes they do a gala thing after feeding time 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2319 I told you the Mob have gone soft 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2320 You're gonna need a bigger dock. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2321 I was hoping for track lighting. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2322 Fishing for compliments again, Darryl? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2323 It's from Ivanka's new line of fishing tackle. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2324 This is my new 1 percenter lure. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2325 I'm gonna catch me one of them debutantes. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2326 I always scavenge here. It is amazing what they throw away in these rich neighbourhoods. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2327 Sitting on the dock of the bay, chandelier's the catch of the day. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2328 Damn! Third one today. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2329 So this where Trump’s yacht sank! 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2330 What's the legal limit on these? I've already caught six. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2331 Doesn't have LEDs, you gotta throw it back. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2332 Well, they say anything tastes good if it's deep-fried. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2333 The salesperson recommended I try a light tackle. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2334 This will probably be more believable than my other fish tales. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2335 The bait salesman did say the pond was rich with fish 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2336 If you slowly put it back in, maybe they won’t notice. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2337 I think I saw Anthony Bourdain eat one of these, once. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2338 It’s for the classy fish 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2339 The catch is always good off Mar-A-Lago. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2340 thanks for inviting me. never thought i would enjoy light fishing so much 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2341 I knew this was where the Titanic sank! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2342 You're new at this, aren't ya. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2343 Yes, effective but it uses up a lot of bait. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2344 I think I've located the Titanic 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2345 It's the only thing that works in the Hamptons. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2346 The missus and I will polish this off tonight. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2347 This doesn’t need a caption. I laughed as soon as I saw it. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2348 It's too bad we agreed to catch and release. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2349 I'm gonna need a bigger dining room! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2350 I'm hoping a discerning fish will finally see the light. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2351 The meaty ones aren't attracted by food anymore. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2352 Fishing Spots 2100: The Hamptons 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2353 This is what I get for insisting we fish in Westchester 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2354 Wow...that's titanic! 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2355 Mary Ann said she hoped I would see the light while on this trip. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2356 I guess there is something to some home mortgages being under water! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2357 Fishing? No washing the fixture. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2358 I'm using glow worms for bait. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2359 I'll create the ambiance, and you go in for the kill. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2360 Darn. I was really hoping for a TV. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2361 I think we've found that floating casino. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2362 No, a Bud Light 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2363 How do you think this lunker is gonna look mounted in my man cave? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2364 Leona Helmsley sleeps with the fishes. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2365 I've had brighter days. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2366 Thaleichthys pacificus, I think. Rare, but pretty much inedible. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2367 Trust me. They are attracted to light. 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2368 Uh Oh! This is from Mar - a- Lago... 1.2558 0.06230 86 70 10 6
2369 What did you say you used for bait? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2370 I guess they prefer worms 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2371 Fishing with the Kardashians 1.2558 0.06655 86 72 6 8
2372 I thought I’d experiment with a different type of bait. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2373 Looks like it’s black tie at dinner tonight. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2374 I'm aiming to catch only light bass. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2375 What are you compensating for there, Ted? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2376 I knew going fishing with you would be enlightening. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2377 I'm hoping that the electric eels are biting. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2378 Sure it's nice, but does it go with the candelabra you just caught? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2379 Maybe you should throw it back. Isn't it for deep see fishing? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2380 Well, they said this bait would catch ANYthing. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2381 Yeah, now I remember. This was our house warming gift to you and Madge. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2382 Someone must be hiding assets ahead of an IRS audit. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2383 I guess it's a keeper. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2384 My switch to a light bait seems to have worked. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2385 Might get some bling cod. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2386 Just my luck. At least it'll go with the mortgage. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2387 Things are always biting here in Liberace Bay. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2388 Teach a man to fish and he’ll be changing lightbulbs forever. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2389 I did tell the babysitter we'd catch a light supper. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2390 Are you sure that kind of Big Fish swims in these waters? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2391 I'm sick of catching only the bottom feeders. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2392 Its not hard to catch these if you use light tackle. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2393 Well.. I guess Melania finally read his tweets. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2394 You're going to have to clean it. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2395 This new Trump-inspired bait is designed to attract upper crust trout. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2396 Soon I'll have the full dining set. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2397 It's good for attracting Rays 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2398 Dont't throw it back. If that came off the Titanic you can sell it on ebay. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2399 It's not LED. I'm throwing it back. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2400 Well I guess 'Brass Pond' wasn't a typo. . . 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2401 Couple more hours and we will have enough stuff to start our remodel! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2402 Keep Fishing. You know mom said she wanted an upscale kitchen. Maybe there's a kitchen sink down there. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2403 ...more like 'bait and LIGHT switch,' am I right? Right? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2404 Say! That must’ve been a helluva lanternfish! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2405 Yes, I think it adds a certain elegance to their midday meal. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2406 Neither fish nor fowl 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2407 Normally I do catch-and-release, but in this case I'll make an exception. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2408 Ah, oh; I think that's the light at the end of the tunnel. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2409 Say what you will, but I can catch eight large fish at a time. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2410 I hear this is how you catch fish with good taste. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2411 We had our prom here. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2412 Fish are like women, they get hooked on shiny things. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2413 Now this here is referred to as a Spinner. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2414 I thought the Titanic was much further out when she sank. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2415 The bait shop carries a large selection of lures. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2416 I'm angling for sushi-grade. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2417 The guy at the tackle shop promised lantern fish. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2418 It was only after seeing Bob's bait and Rod that Rick realized the deluxe fishing kit was for suckers 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2419 My wife stocked the tackle box. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2420 Surely you've heard of a bait and switch strategy. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2421 This seemed the optimal way to cast light on the plight of our seas. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2422 I'm told that President Trump's Winter Palace, Mar-a-Lago was somewhere around here, before it was submerged in the years soon after the Great Climate Change, so I'm not at all surprised. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2423 Yup, the economy is improving. In 2009 I was lucky to snag an old boot. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2424 It’s OK, I guess. The one I caught last summer was more Deco and a lot bigger. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2425 It might not be a fish, but at least we can have a light lunch. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2426 Dang it.....I keep trolling in the ballroom! 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2427 I prefer light tackle. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2428 I’ve decorated the whole dining room this way. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2429 I'm fishing for electric eels. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2430 This lights up my day. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2431 Charlie Tuna should go for this classy bait presentation. I got it from my mother in-law's dining room. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2432 Tonight, we feast! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2433 Can you believe what those clown fish did to my treble hook? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2434 What's more amazing is that the candles are still lit! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2435 I'm thiiiis close to landing one of those Liberace Fish. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2436 These coastal elites are getting out of hand. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2437 I hear they are staging an underwater Phantom of the Opera ! 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2438 It was my 5 year old's idea - she said I'd catch more fish if they just had more light down there.... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2439 No atmosphere, no nibbles 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2440 Darn, I was looking for a match to the chiffonier I caught last week. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2441 When you said your home was drowning in debt, I didn't know you meant it literally. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2442 What kind of bait did you use? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2443 The Titanic must be down there. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2444 I'll have to run it by my wife... but I think think this one just might be a keeper. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2445 I told the guy I wanted some light tackle. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2446 You should have seen the one last week that got away. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2447 I asked the guy at the bait store what to use to catch kingfish 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2448 What're you using for bait? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2449 Every now and then I like to do a little light fishing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2450 Last time I ever buy worms from Swarovski. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2451 Fishes be loving chandeliers 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2452 Well, Jimmy. You can't catch a legendary fish without a legendary lure. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2453 Looks like a 10 pounder at least! 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2454 I was hoping for the Waterford. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2455 They call this one "The Allure." Supposed to catch the eye of the fancy fish. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2456 I lured my wife with fancy meals so...what the heck? It's worth a try. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2457 Just casting a little light on the situation. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2458 Dave, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why? 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2459 Some fish sure know how to live. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2460 it worked with all my wives 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2461 Yeah, at first glance it looks like a standard crystal chandelier, but it's the soft-tailed, blinky-eyed, mottled salamander I added that attracts the big tuna. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2462 They really focus on the upsell at the new bait and tackle 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
2463 Ed, you can catch better bargains at the amazon. 1.2530 0.06378 83 68 9 6
2464 I reckon I should get this one mounted. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2465 “Millennial” fish have distinct tastes. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2466 I see Hillary's still upset about losing the election... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2467 I dont catch much with it but casting it keeps me in shape. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
2468 I prefer fish with more refined taste. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2469 This new bait is amazing. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2470 Said on the box it was an Octopus jig. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2471 The chandeliers keep getting smaller every year. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2472 I heard the Liberace fish are biting 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2473 It´s perfect for attracting electric eels. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2474 I told you, you're supposed to use fish roe as bait, not caviar. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2475 I just think it sets the right mood. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2476 What kind of bait did you use? 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2477 "Not even a nibble. Must be the red hat". 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2478 They look great on the plate but there's not a lot of meat. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2479 I thought for sure you’d catch at least one republican 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2480 Nice Chandelier, I think the wife will let me mount this one in my dining room. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2481 What is it Swarovski or Waterford? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2482 Them scientists never seem to talk about the good things we see from global warming. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2483 I know, I probably should have gotten the boat instead, but this is ssooo pretty!!!!! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2484 I guess this makes sense. I used Angela's tennis bracelet for bait. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2485 And then, when they've all arrived with their invitations to attend the grand ball, that's when I drop the net. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2486 Fishin for Octopus, eh? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2487 I suppose you think there's a better way to lure candlefish? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2488 I used a glow worm for bait 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2489 I caught it on light tackle. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2490 Too rococo. She specifically asked for postmodern. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2491 George, it's Catch & Resell! 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2492 It felt kind of light. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2493 I've been trying to catch a vanity mirror but this is nice too. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2494 Can you believe that, just after I bought a cheap one for our dining room! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2495 See, Fishing DOES lead to personal enlightenment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2496 Here comes the enlightenment I've been angling for. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2497 In case you don’t know—chandeliers over 20 pounds need to be thrown back. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2498 The bait is immaterial. It’s more about technique. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2499 To be crystal clear, it's the best upper crustacean bait. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2500 It’s gorgeous, but I’m tired of fishing over the Titanic. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2501 It helps the fish see the bait. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2502 How many times do I have to tell my mother that I don't want her stuff? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2503 See Karl, I upgraded my fishing license to include catch and release of the 1% 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2504 We'll be able to fish after dark now! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2505 I never catch anything that big! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2506 You could have just hid the hook with a worm. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
2507 We're going to need a bigger bait bucket. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2508 I thought the Titanic was in deeper water. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2509 Maybe she'll let me mount this one -- on the ceiling. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2510 You mean to say you've never heard of night fishing? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2511 The 'Liberace Bait Shop' just opened this morning. They guaranteed hits. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2512 Ugh, not again. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2513 It's called the Liberace and mostly attracts fish of flamboyant excess. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2514 Maybe the Trump brand isn't right for lures. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2515 Sconces have invaded most of their habitat. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2516 don't make light of this 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2517 Pray the next be my lively princess. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2518 Well I am baited for electric eels. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2519 I typically go for Lobsters Thermidor and Sole Meunière with this. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2520 They weren't kidding when they said I needed sparkle and flash at the fly shop. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2521 The fish here are metrosexuals. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2522 Sorry Charlie, I want fish with good taste. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2523 So, I think this was in Trump's Mar a Lago place, back when. SAD 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2524 Forget fish ...I am going for a mermaid. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2525 The lure is from Liberace’s estate. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2526 Sure, it costs a little more to hook a high class fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2527 Scott Pruitt gave me this tip for catching squid in polluted water. He got it from a friend of his. Simple, affordable, with unbelievable results! 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2528 On the infomercial it worked a lot better. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2529 Darn, my wife would love this! Too bad it's catch and release. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2530 It'll look nice mounted next to the swordfish. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2531 You'd better throw that back. It's not sustainable. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2532 You know, it's catch and release here on Lake Waterford. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2533 I'm going after an English Tudor. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2534 Listen to me. You are never going to catch a chateau! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2535 I thought I'd do a little night fishing. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2536 It's incandescent, so I used an electric eel for bait. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2537 Edith is never going to complain about my fishing again! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2538 Dinner is going to be crunchier than I thought 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2539 So, my decorator gave me this lure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2540 I've already tried the kitchen sink, so here goes. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2541 Gilded brass, Baccarat crystals. What kind are you using? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2542 My customers like their seafood to have some sophistication. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2543 Evolution has really started to take a twisted turn. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2544 I don't think that's covered on your fishing license. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2545 Another yachtsman’s trash is another fisherman’s treasure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2546 Wow! Just in time for Mother's Day 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2547 How come I always reel in the light ones? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2548 Now do you believe me? The fish are on the other side of the dock 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2549 This is from the failed UTP (Underwater Trump Plaza!) 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2550 Fishing in South Florida isn't fun any more. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2551 Are you fishing for complements again, Marty? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2552 They said there was lead in the water 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2553 I was really hoping for a disco ball 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2554 That must have been the expensive bait! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2555 Relax octopus—I know it’s you. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2556 If I don’t get a bite this time, I’m switching to something mid-century modern. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2557 I was hoping for a lantern fish. Oh, well... 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2558 I told you not to use glow worms. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2559 I’m teaching lampfish to yearn. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2560 These new Donald Trump lures are supposed to make fishing great again! 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2561 Oh right. You said we'd do a little light fishing... 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2562 They get a little dazzled by the light. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2563 Well, la-di-da. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2564 I didn’t think the Titanic was this far off course! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2565 You know Amazon offers free shipping for any order over 10,000 leagues? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2566 Maybe it's a type of lamprey? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2567 This lake is not what it once was. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2568 That's a helluva lure. Catch anything yet? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2569 I had a feeling Pier 1 wasn't the best pier to fish at. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2570 Damn it! I've already hit my bag limit on the French Empires. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2571 Amazon Prime 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2572 What’d you use? Worms or lightbulbs? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2573 Reduce, recycle, reuse... 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2574 It's from our dining room. I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2575 Actually I've been having pretty good luck with my new chandelure. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2576 I thought they only stocked these waters with sconces and floor lamps. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2577 And this is why you never take fishing hole advice from an antiques dealer, Bob. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2578 This will really elevate our dock. It’s going to be a game changer. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2579 What did you expect to catch in Donald's private pond? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2580 I'm fishing for a Trump-backed whale. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2581 Should I throw it back, or is it the right size for the dining room? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2582 No. It doesn't catch many fish, but any mermaids down there will know I'm the kind of guy who can take good care of them. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2583 Mar-a-lago's redecorating. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2584 Reminds me of the Château Margaux that got away. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2585 The fish here at Mar a Lago have the very best taste. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2586 Irishman Sean DeLear takes home the Trophy after an afternoon of light fishing. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2587 It looks like you'll be eating lite tonight. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2588 Is there something you didn't tell me about fishing? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2589 Whaddya think, dining room or hallway? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2590 I thought it would add some class to night fishing. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2591 It's elaborate, but it gets old school fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2592 This is a great spot. Yesterday, I pulled in airtight box full of old McDonald's two-for-one offers, but they had all expired. You know Mar a Lago is just up the coast. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2593 Time to hang it up Rocky 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2594 I told you to bring your light tackle for a reason. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2595 Is that what you would call a light catch? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2596 High-end trash is another sign the economy is booming. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2597 Keep fishing - you might reel in the dining room table! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2598 Guess I'd better clean this and get it over the foyer. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
2599 I'm fishing for candlefish. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2600 These guppies have expensive taste 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2601 amazing what fish can do with plastic 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2602 I'm trying a new light-weight sinker. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2603 I heard that fish are attracted to lights too but this is ridiculous! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2604 I've heard of houses being underwater... but this is ridiculous! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2605 I'm fishing for a four bedroom colonial. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2606 I hope to catch something nice for dinner. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2607 It only seems to work one percent of the time. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2608 I hope to catch a wealthy heiress. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2609 I think your bait's too rich. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2610 I'll let my wife clean it -- she knows how. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2611 Wow... Davey Jones' Locker has quite the decor! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2612 I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2613 Actually, I was almost expecting it: last week I caught a debutante. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2614 What was your bait? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2615 You're sure Dave said to use glowworms? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2616 It's just so darn hard to clean 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2617 yep....going after that elusive Liberace fish again. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2618 I always thought that when I reeled in the big one it would have been one to mount on the wall and not the ceiling. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2619 Of all the luck! We just purchased a new chandelier last week. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2620 2018...The year when fish can afford nicer homes than millenials. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2621 Finally! People ask me all the time for a light. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2622 I thought I felt a light nibble. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2623 That's weird. It didn't feel light. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2624 Yeah, you can't use a french hook in these waters. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2625 Do you ever feel that life is like a New Yorker cartoon? 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2626 That's not what I meant when I said to bring 'light tackle'. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2627 No wonder they always see the hook. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2628 Another lamp? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2629 You always did find the divas 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2630 I already have one, do you want it or should I throw it back? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2631 I was never fond of catch-and-release, but now I see the light. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2632 Guess I have to release, being that it's Murano glass season. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2633 Too small - we'd better toss it back. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2634 It's a Parisian message. It means Louis XIV sleeps with the fishes. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2635 What did you use for bait?" "A 25 watt incandescent. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2636 I hear rough divorces are happening upstream. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2637 It's the best bait for the tuxedo fish! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2638 Because I’m trying to catch a fish from an elite school. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2639 I'm angling for the Liberace Fish. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2640 If it's my job to clean it, she doesn't get to tell me how to do it! 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
2641 I'm beginning to think that the guy at the bait shop was putting me on. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2642 It’s important to set the mood. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2643 Frank was starting to have doubts about the new lure he'd been sold. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2644 Man, these are really hard to clean. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2645 This will go great with the dinette set I pulled out last week. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2646 Macy's wouldn't let me return it, so the Chande-lure was born. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2647 Darn. I hate old-fashioned crystal chandeliers. I was fishing for something more along the lines of Chihuly. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2648 Wait, I think it's missing a bulb. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2649 You have to use a big lure to catch a big fish. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2650 I'm glad you suggested a light rod 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2651 Not sure how to fillet this. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2652 I really should never use this light tackle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2653 I'm helping with the house cleaning. It's called multi-tasking. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2654 I never really understood the fascination with fishing, now I finally see the light. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2655 It's a little light. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2656 Moths make terrible bait. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2657 Do I contact Fish & Game or the IRS? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2658 Online it was guaranteed best lure for mermaids. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2659 We're gonna need a bigger boat 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2660 Hmm. Looks like just another light catch. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2661 It's all in what you use for your lure. I used one of my wife's crystal earrings. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2662 The right lighting can turn worms into a romantic dining experience. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2663 If it doesn't have L E D bulbs, I think you'd better cut it loose. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2664 I tied it myself; I call it the dinglewinger fly. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2665 This is really last-resort bait. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2666 Do you really think that lure will attract a mermaid? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2667 Bass Pro? No. I order my lures from the upper west side. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2668 Moth fishing again? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2669 Really a turn on for electric eels… 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2670 I'm not fishing, I'm reflecting 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2671 I think I found the chandelier from the ballroom of the Titanic. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2672 I'm releasing it, I wanted Murano! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2673 It’s been years since I caught a Liberace fish. 1.2410 0.06548 83 70 6 7
2674 It tastes like chicken. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2675 This is fun. Next time Let;s bring bait. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2676 Shucks. I was hoping for one with more contemporary styling. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2677 They always said that you were born with a silver spoon in your tackle box. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2678 The C-level change must have been substantial here. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2679 I should have brought the disco ball. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2680 I’m hoping to catch a Kardashian. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2681 Yep, caught many mermaids with this lure! They're fine eating! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2682 Dude... I thought you said you got a BITE 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2683 Okay, I agree it'll attract them. Then what? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2684 This is the best spot for overhead lighting on the whole lake. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2685 We've been transported to a metaphorical fishing expedition that has led to an unusual illuminating find. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2686 You did say fishing will brighten my day. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2687 This takes the phrase 'fishing for compliments' to a completely different level. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2688 I vote to throw it back. It's not mid-century modern. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2689 Are you SURE your wife won't notice that thing missing from the dining room ceiling? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2690 You never want to owe the Russians. They take the term 'asset liquidation' quite literally. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2691 It's the fishing equivalent of glamping. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2692 Teach a man to fish and his dining room stays lit for a lifetime. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2693 Well that seems significant 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2694 I know you are new at this, but it’s ‘tackle’ box, not ‘tacky’ box. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2695 This is a real fluke. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2696 It's only illegal if it stays lit. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2697 My wife doesn't like it when I pick anything for the house by myself! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2698 There must be a private school of fish. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2699 Finally, something not made out of plastic . . that's something . . . 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2700 I'm bringing up the Titanic one piece at a time. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2701 I'm gonna throw it back. Just think of the taxes. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2702 We have to stop fishing right above Aquaman's apartment. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2703 This fools them into thinking they are in a dining room. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2704 This must go with the tea service I caught last week. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2705 It's nice, but I was really hoping for chairs to go with the table I caught last week. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2706 Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2707 I met this old fisherman guy, he said I was too serious. So I'm lightening up. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2708 Behind the scenes of how Fancy Feast is made. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2709 But is it art? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2710 If you clean it, I'll cook it. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2711 You'd be surprised just how many bottom feeders it attracts. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2712 Gold diggers aren't biting. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2713 Found a piece of the Titanic 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2714 Keep it. It looks bigger than the one you threw back last week. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2715 Guaranteed to catch a better class of fish. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2716 Wow. This Phantom Fishing Rod is really paying off. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2717 Thanks to this beauty and a dozen glow worms, one cast and I'm done for the day. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2718 Well, she always wanted a candlelight dinner... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2719 Well, Bill, it looks like it’s going to be a light fishing day. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2720 Check out my new lure. It glows in the dark. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2721 I do the lighting for the fish school's prom. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2722 Climate changes everything! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2723 Shame it's catch and release. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2724 They don't stock lakes the way they used to. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2725 It is the twenty first century version of "Let them eat cakes." 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2726 'Real Mermaids of Jersey Shore' has ruined this spot. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2727 Too bad you don't get to pick what trickles down. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2728 Remember when all that we hooked were fish or old tires. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2729 It is fishy. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2730 Maybe I should go back to worms. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2731 I'm hoping to catch a better class of mermaid than I got last week with a light bulb. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2732 I'm telling you son, a big hook and a magnet is all you need. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2733 I'm angling for a Trump supporter. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2734 If it has fewer than six bulbs, you have to throw it back. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2735 Your mother would love this, but it’s ‘catch and release’ time of year. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2736 This guy's a fixture in these waters. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2737 At this size do I have to catch-and-release? 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2738 Shallow ones can't resist the sparkle 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2739 At least the wife will finally be happy you went fishing... 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2740 ...‘lectric eel or lamprey, either one is real good eatin’. This’ll get ‘em. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2741 Oh well, LEDs are still catch and release. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2742 So this is where Liberace's yacht went down. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2743 It ain't a flounder, but at least my wife will agree to clean it 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2744 Yeah, that was some party at the neighbors last night. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2745 I thought it felt pretty light. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2746 I can’t hold a candle to that. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2747 My wife said she wants to have fancier dinners. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2748 A good old-fashioned bucktail jig is hard to beat. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2749 "It's either the source of bioluminescence or from the Titanic". 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2750 Despite appearances, I'm really not fishing for compliments. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2751 try a different bait 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2752 the sharks were having a feeding soiree 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2753 Well, here goes nothing 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2754 After a pair of matching candelabra, I'll have my limit. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2755 Tell mom: I bought it for her at Ikea. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2756 Go big, or go home - that's what I say 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2757 They seem to appreciate it. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2758 Too small. Guess I’ll have to throw it back. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2759 Don't worry. There are plenty chandeliers in the sea. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2760 Watch your ear. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2761 I take it that you’re not too happy with the inheritance. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2762 Well, that will make for a light dinner tonight. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2763 Well, she did send me out here because she wants to eat light. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2764 I said "I could use a shandy or a beer." 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2765 They're not biting so I'm switching to the 25w bulb. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2766 You should have seen the searchlight that got away! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2767 It's not intuitive, but chandeliers like worms. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2768 It will be the centerpiece of the meal. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2769 Now if I can just catch an electric eel 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2770 I’ve been searching for enlightenment and all this time it was right under my nose. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2771 Rats. Regulations say that if the candles are still lit you have to throw it back. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2772 Five boots and a chandelier..., not bad for an afternoon's work. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2773 I'm angling for the invasive Orange Trashfish. I's totally useless, it preys on more useful species, and we're trying to get rid of it. 1.2405 0.06793 79 67 5 7
2774 We'll mount it with the others. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2775 The "Titantic" must be drifting again. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2776 That's what I call a great bait and switch. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2777 Did it struggle at least? 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2778 I was hoping to attract a better class of fish. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2779 You think it's Waterford or Swarovski? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2780 Put yourself in the mind of an electric eel. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2781 I use this to keep the bottom feeders away. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2782 Started with worms, but it was a slippery slope. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2783 No, I think the Titanic sunk way over there. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2784 How are the candlefish biting? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2785 Might be a good time for a bait switch. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2786 Another invasive species. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2787 You always get the big ones, I only catch light bulbs. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2788 Thank God I’m using light tackle. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2789 Spoons weren't getting it so I'm trying light tackle. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2790 I don't think fish needs light to see underwater... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2791 Wait till the mackerel hit THIS baby! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2792 …but I want a mermaid with class. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2793 It’s a beaut until you have to clean it. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2794 The trout aren't finding it nearly as alluring as I did in the showroom. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2795 Is that thing really playing the Music of the Night? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2796 A worm would be sufficient. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2797 I've decided to use light tackle. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2798 Think she'll believe this one? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2799 This ain't big, Frank. Wait till you see the bobber. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2800 Finally something my wife won't mind me bringing home 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2801 Too much? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2802 This will definitely determine if fish are attracted to shiny objects. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2803 I'm looking to lure a fish with better sense of taste. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2804 It's all about using the right lure... 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2805 I haven't mastered casting it. 1.2405 0.06549 79 66 7 6
2806 Here goes my best lure. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2807 This ultralight tackle gets results. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2808 I'm trying to appeal to their sense of whimsy. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2809 I'm hoping to attract some penguins in tuxedos. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2810 I reckon the rest of the Titanic is also down there. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2811 I told you I’m not a good fisherman. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2812 Mermaids, of course. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2813 You should have seen the one that got away. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2814 I'm hoping to catch a flapper, from the 1920's. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2815 Probably this is a catch-and-release situation. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2816 Fish still aren't biting, are they? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2817 Throw it back - it's too light for dinner. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2818 I believe this is catch and release. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2819 Too bad I’m only catch and release 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2820 Chandeliering’s a lot more challenging. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2821 They recommended light tackle. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2822 God, I hate estate sales. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2823 My wife saw it on Pinterest 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2824 Wow, they have really come a long way with GMOs. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2825 Does your bait and switch routine really work? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2826 My wife is going to know what to do with this one. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2827 I better toss it back...I'm at my limit on these. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2828 Amazing what you find now that they're draining the swamp...but why does this say, "EPA 2018"? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2829 That's some lure. What are you trying to catch, lampreys? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2830 I'm hoping to catch some nuveau riche. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2831 Wow, is this what they mean by enlightenment? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2832 These muskie lures are really getting ridiculous. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2833 I think we are in an affluent fishing area. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2834 Dang! That's where it went. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2835 I thought the chandelier would lend a bit of elegance to attract the expensive fish. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2836 Come to think of it, there WAS that rumor, that Liberachi had a beach house near here. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2837 Yeah, it’s okay, but you should have seen the one I caught last week. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2838 Titanic? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2839 Global Warming! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2840 I told you Liberace was buried at sea! 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
2841 Whatever bait you are using, you're paying too much for it. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2842 The difficult part is getting the table to bite. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2843 Now all I need is an electric eel 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2844 The guy at the bait shop assured me this lure would attract designer fish. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2845 I'll give it to my wife for Mother's Day. What do you think? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2846 I read this is the only way to reel in the elusive Liberace fish. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2847 It's more than I'm comfortable with, but the guy at the Bait & Tackle said that trout can't resist a contemporary elegant lure with cut glass pendants. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2848 I thought the Titanic sunk a little farther out 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2849 Fishing for a compliment ? 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2850 It's the first catch that Marge won't mind cleaning. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2851 Is there a daily limit on these? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2852 If she thinks I'm going to let her "to do" list interfere with my fishing, she's got another thing coming. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2853 Why in case it gets dark... 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2854 The fish need to be able to see the bait, don't they? 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2855 Throw it back. If you like it, your wife will not. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2856 One morning I started out to make a better lure and somehow I ended up with this one. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2857 I told you we'd be doing some light fishing today. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2858 Too light. Throw it back. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2859 When I said bring shiners for bait, that isn't quite what I had in mind..... 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2860 This is lights out my best day fishing ever. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2861 But will it overpower my Hepplewhite chaise? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2862 I was hoping for something a little more contemporary. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2863 The bait shop said they bite on shiners. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
2864 Amazing what YouTube can teach you to do with worms. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2865 Ya know, the one Jack caught last week was bigger. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2866 Use some bigger bait and you might get a dining room table to match. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2867 Funny. I feel an aria coming on. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2868 When they advertise crystal clear water, they're not kidding. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2869 Thought I'd try a fancier lure. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2870 It's another delivery for Trump's Atlantis casino. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2871 Everything the wife throws out I repurpose. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2872 I don't know what's more impressive Hal, the fact that I snagged it perfectly on the top, or that the candles are still lit. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2873 It belonged to my wife's grandmother, but our kids don't want it. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2874 Mar-a-Lago was right below us in the early 2000s... 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2875 Do you still have that book about Atlantis? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2876 Damnit! I was hoping for modern, not vintage! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2877 The guy who owns Shandy's Bait Shop said I should try a chandelure. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2878 That was some party. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2879 What's the catch and release policy? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2880 Lose your bait again? Yup, the fish must be having a ball... 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2881 I think you just found Ariel's undersea grotto. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2882 Go ahead", she said, "use Liberace's broach for a hook. It'll make an funny story. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2883 Don’t be ridiculous. There’s no such thing as a chandelier fish. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2884 Did I mention that fishing can be enlightening 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2885 I've also got some Petrossian caviar and pate de foie gras if this doesn't work. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2886 It's invasive. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2887 It's all about attracting a classier caliber of bottom feeder. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2888 This is how I caught my first wife. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2889 this will brighten up my day 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2890 I think you got caught in the HGTV net. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2891 This is all I have after the divorce 1.2368 0.06976 76 65 4 7
2892 The “Lure” of Liberace 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2893 Anyone can catch fish with nightcrawlers... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2894 I'm planning an elegant dinner. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2895 That's what happens when you use light tackle! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2896 This ultra light fishing rod is awesome. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2897 I don't know, it's a little too rococo for me! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2898 It might be a little too romantic, but this could help us keep fishing after dark. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2899 The transition from a bachelors in architectural sciences to the monotony of southern living was harder than Larry first imagined. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2900 No, it's pronounced shad-elier. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2901 Poseidon is having another party, huh? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2902 Ah, this is perfect for the foyer in my trailer. 1.2368 0.06976 76 65 4 7
2903 Throw it back. Too light 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2904 Maybe they're looking for a light snack today. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2905 We need to stop drinking while we fish. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2906 The fancy fish can't resist this. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2907 Well maybe she'll believe my wedding ring story now 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2908 I’m hoping I’ll catch the old lady’s necklace. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2909 Well, fancy that! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2910 In a nutshell, there are two types of ultra light rods. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2911 It's too light. Throw it back. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2912 There is no such thing as too much tackle. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2913 I hear the mermaids are running 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2914 Damn! Another one! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2915 This is definitely a keeper; my wife has been asking for something nice for our foyer. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2916 Throw it back. It’s too big for the dining room. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2917 It was a spiteful divorce. I got the lights, so my ex took the lures. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2918 This may be the first time my wife's gonna be happy I went fishing. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2919 I always say if you want to catch the big one you have to think outside the tackle box. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2920 You see, ... "the bigger the lure, the bigger the catch" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2921 This isn't what I had in mind for a light dinner. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2922 there is nothing funny about this, but even if there was I"m sure the majority will pick something unfunny 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2923 This is why I love fishing the Detroit River, saves on shopping for home furnishings. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2924 Looks like a divorce to me. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2925 Like Broadway, it's the lure of bright lights. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2926 Fish like anything shiny. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2927 Well at least it will look good over the fireplace. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2928 If we catch a few more this size, we'll have a dining room set. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2929 I've heard light lures work best. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
2930 What? I'm trying for electric eels. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2931 I can’t do anything right. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2932 I think this means the water is deeper here than I thought it was. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2933 I thought they drained swamp. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
2934 Admittedly, my lure is a bit excessive. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2935 You won't attract those French squid with any kind of light, you know. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2936 Chandelier tackle lures the fish into a false sense of pretentiousness. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2937 Whoa, Dave, is that what you call a lighting rod? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2938 Looks like I snagged another underwater production of Phantom of the Opera. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2939 Why is it that whatever I do I can’t seem to check my privilege? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2940 Are you sure you want to use that? I'm not sure the Liberace-fish is in season. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2941 We're still feeling the effects of a Victorian-era tanker spill. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2942 Isn't this close to where they found the Titanic? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2943 Global Warming! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2944 I think that what I was using for bait is rather immaterial. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2945 Not my taste. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2946 We have to stop fishing over the Titanic wreck. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2947 Who knew, Tiffany's has a bait and tackle department. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2948 Well, I tried using a bicycle as bait but they weren't interested. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2949 Not just anybody can catch one of these babies. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2950 What kind of lure did you use? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2951 Interesting... Didn't know that Amazon built an underwater warehouse here. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2952 This is a day you will share with your children Son. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2953 I don't know, man. Still think you should have bought the other bait. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2954 Think whatever you want, but IT works. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2955 Mom said not to so don't say anything. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2956 The guy at the bait store said Meghan Markle used the same lure. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2957 The Hamptons have nice snags, but I prefer Martha's Vineyard. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2958 I've always been told there are plenty of fish in the sea, I'm going for a classy lady! 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2959 Maybe we can mount it in the dining room... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2960 You know the rules, we have to throw back anything post-Victorian 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2961 With a little luck, we should catch a dining table to put under it. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2962 Back in my day fish only needed a flashing lure. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2963 Sometimes it is better to use middle-class bait. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2964 Last week I reeled in one of the Lenin sisters. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2965 I'm telling you, to catch a really big one, you need a really big lure. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2966 I'm catching more and more of these since the sea level has risen so high. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2967 Light tackle, for the real sportsman. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2968 I heard they like shiney objects. 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2969 Too light. Throw it back. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2970 damn, already reached my limit. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2971 When the guy said "douse the lights," he didn't mean it literally. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2972 Electric eel, no. Plain old worm. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2973 Hmm, so the Titanic drifted this far. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2974 Well, they do call it “Restoration Cove”. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2975 |It's those electric eels again." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2976 I think that’s one of those Liberace fishes I’ve heard about. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2977 That's what you get for using light bulbs as bait. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2978 Catching the wealthy is tricky business son. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2979 Sure, I'd like to catch one of those eels too but I cant afford the bobber. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2980 I thought this one felt lighter than usual 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2981 The old timer down the wharf said they’re hitting on disco balls. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2982 We're here to put something on the table, not above it. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2983 I just used some light bait 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2984 This kills when the cotillion is running. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2985 Had no idea why they named them Liberace's Bait Worms 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2986 I'll have to measure but I think it's a keeper. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2987 Dad: We are going to catch so many fish. Son: How? Dad: Well the the fish will see the chandelier and come for dinner. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2988 Electric eels are not good bait. I owe you a quarter. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2989 "Now maybe I can light up my wife tonight". 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2990 All of the fish I catch have class. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2991 One man's garbage is another man's dining room. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2992 You'd better catch an electric eel. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2993 Throw it back. Recessed lighting is "in" right now. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2994 At this rate I'll soon have enough of these for a garage sale. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2995 And in that moment, Arthur finally considered the possibility that his luck might have changed 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2996 I’m feeling a lot of pressure to switch to LED 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2997 Musta been a helluva bass boat! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2998 I'm fixin' to catch me a fancy tuna. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2999 Good fighters, but they’re a bitch to clean. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3000 I feel like such a sucker! I haven't had a bite in weeks. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3001 My wife said to get a fish that’s already dressed for dinner. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3002 Buy a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Buy a man a chandelier, on the other hand,.... 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3003 It's still the best way to catch an Octopus 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3004 How's that new light tackle workin' out for ya? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3005 I’m hoping to hook the Titanic. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3006 I can also us it as a light fixture 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3007 I’m keeeping my money offshore. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3008 I guess we’re not eating tonight. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3009 You really think they care more about the ambiance than the food? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3010 And I was impressed by fishermen who tied their own flies! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3011 At Mar a Largo our bait selection is elegant.... yet understated. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3012 Now all thats’ left is to get some dinner 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3013 Yes, I can see it clearly now. It's definitely a capital D and a lowercase D. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3014 I was always taught never to extinguish candles with water. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3015 They’re really lighting today. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3016 Bait for the nouveau fishe. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3017 I told my wife that fishing can be romantic. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3018 Sorry pal, it's catch and release. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3019 Last week I caught a gilded banquet table. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3020 Fishing is waaaay better on acid. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3021 Yea, I know they're not like moths.But its worth a try. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3022 I think that one's over the size limit. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3023 It's supposed to be good for lantern fish. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3024 My wife told me to dust the chandelier. I figured I might as well kill two birds with one stone. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3025 My shrink said I should take up a hobby. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3026 It's a great lure for large mouth ass. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3027 They give a heck of a shock if you step on one. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3028 It was the cheapest lure they had, at the East Hampton bait shop. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3029 Fishing here hasn't been the same since climate change. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3030 Don't think about why we're fishing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3031 I don’t know. It seemed funny at the time. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3032 I hear the fish like Phantom of the Opera 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3033 Being alluring does not make it a lure. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3034 Try Craigslist? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3035 The tricky part is keeping the candles lit under water. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3036 That's quite a lure...what you angling for? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3037 It’s a perc of the AAA fishing license. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3038 Most folks around here practice ‘catch and release’. But, this one might be a real keeper! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3039 You should have ben here yesterday, I landed a sconce from the Tofino collection.. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
3040 This is more fun than the Claw Crane game at the arcade. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3041 How about a light lunch? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3042 Once it’s in position, you lower theSteinway. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3043 I caught a carpetshark last week 1.2297 0.06816 74 63 5 6
3044 Strange what happens when you use a glow fish for bait. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3045 Well I guess they weren’t kidding when they said this bait would catch anything. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3046 Liberace is just not biting today. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3047 It's an exotic lure; I'm tired of Carp. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3048 The “Phantom of the Opera” people are gonna want to know about this. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3049 OK so you caught the Titanic, but who’s gonna believe you? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3050 I'm beginning to think my patented "Chande-lure" is a bit over the top... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3051 I told my wife there is no way we're getting rid of a perfectly good chandelier and she agreed to compromise. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
3052 That sea level rise is a little early. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3053 You have to admit, our pre-global-warming ancestors had some very interesting stuff. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3054 I want to catch a tuna with great taste. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3055 I’m having a lightbulb moment. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3056 I thought the Titanic went down further out! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3057 This? Just a little something I picked up at a bait shop in Kentucky. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3058 I hate catch and relase 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
3059 It's an affluent river. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3060 Still believe ocean levels are Still believe ocean levels haven’t been rising? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3061 You see son, that right there's a 12 pointer. It's all about the right lure. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3062 Well, at least it's not a boot. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3063 Might as well toss it back. It won’t fit in my frying pan. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3064 That is quite an exquisite candlefish. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3065 I thought the Titanic sank a lot further north. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3066 I hope this works better than the candelabra. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3067 The people in Atlantis are messing with me again. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3068 I'm explaining why I needed this high tech new tackle when she said, "if you want to impress me with your fishing skills, bring home a new dining table next time. So ... " 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3069 I think I'll just tell the other guys I caught a big one. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3070 I believe in using light bait. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3071 Used a glow worm. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3072 I don't know what you're using that for, anything you catch is going to have an awful taste. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3073 We'll have to gut the dining room. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3074 I told you this is an expensive hobby. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3075 Want me to 'hook it up'? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3076 Wow, that can happen when you fish in a bioluminescent bay? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3077 I am so done with that whole fly-fishing minimalist thing. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3078 Anything'll bite if you've got good bait. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3079 We can either throw it back or start reconstructing Atlantis. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3080 We've reached our ceiling. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3081 Obviously, Waterford crystal chandeliers have lost their popularity. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3082 I think I've hit a run of King salmon. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3083 I think its big enough to keep. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3084 I think we're at our limit. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3085 Fish these days are so demanding. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3086 Pretty, but there’s not much meat on the bones. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3087 It didn’t put up much of a fight! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3088 I’ll have to toss it back. I’m over the limit. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3089 Aren’t you glad your bait was switched? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3090 Is this a natural lake, or a man-made reservoir? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3091 No danger of snagging a bottom-feeder with this baby. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3092 I'm hoping to attract eels. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3093 Was Liberace buried at sea? 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3094 The only problem was finding a tackle box big enough for it. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3095 Maybe I'll try the candelabra 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3096 I’m done - the catch limit is one a day. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3097 I can attach 8 times as many worms with this one. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3098 I would really be worried if those lightbulbs were lit! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3099 Where’s the irony? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3100 It's the titanic of all catches! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3101 Endangered species. Better let it go! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3102 I’m fishing for Charlie, the tuna with good taste, not tuna that tastes good. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3103 It’s not crystal but the fish don’t know it. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3104 I told you our rustic fishing lodge had an ugly bourgeois past. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3105 I accidentally grabbed my wife’s tackel box 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3106 This could be hard to mount. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3107 It worked on my wife. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3108 Fishing at the scene of the Titanic. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3109 If there was no collusion how do you explain that Russian Chandelier on your hook? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3110 I call it the Gatsby. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3111 The guy at the bait shop said 2 months salary. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3112 When I brought some light fishing gear, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3113 I'm fishing for a new dining room set. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3114 The bait was flashy, so I'm not surprised. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3115 That's what I get for using bait from the 'Liberace' series. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
3116 The food's OK, it's the ambience that hooks 'em. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3117 Trumpet fish...? I thought they were Trump fish. What am I going to do with this damn lure now? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3118 Jake, today I'm gonna catch that phantom. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3119 I think the scale is wrong for my dining room. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3120 I'm fishing for social morays. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3121 I gotta throw it back. Not big enough. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3122 If you want the Melania Mermaid, you have to use the right bait. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3123 I can't believe how light this is. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3124 Give a man a fish, he eats for a day but put Pruit in charge of the EPA, you get chince at tax payers expense. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3125 I'm hoping to attract a higher class of fish. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3126 Again with the gilded age? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3127 This is the last year I volunteer to run the Fish Ball. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3128 My ancestry is mostly Russian, but I'm a pole. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3129 Jerry notices that Bob is fishing for compliments. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3130 Well, this is a new angle. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3131 I read they swim toward the light. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3132 Well, you can’t catch what you can’t see! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3133 So, the deal is I attract them to their dining room and whet their appetite, you reel them in and we split them. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3134 Yesterday, a lawnmower and today a chandelier; I think it’s time to pick a new fishing spot. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3135 So then she starts crying and says, "Daddy, it won't qualify for the 'Repurpose Challenge' if you don't actually use it!" 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3136 More fish bait from the hamptons huh? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3137 Glad we're doing catch and release! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
3138 They said we shouldn't use lead sinkers anymore, but they didn't say anything about lead crystal. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3139 So this is what you meant by, "light fishing". 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3140 They all think it's a rave and then I hit 'em with the dynamite. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3141 Mar-a-lago, 2250. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3142 Just my luck, it's not in season 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
3143 Huh. I thought this was a man made lake 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3144 Now, if only I could catch an electric eel. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
3145 My kid wants me to bring back a goldfish. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3146 Yup, tonight's the Codfish Ball" 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
3147 Unplugging is great and all, but a man needs ambience. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3148 The bait shop was looking to lower its overhead. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3149 That might make me revaluate my choice of bait. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3150 Large pre-war foyer. Why? What are you after? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3151 We're right on top of another victim of the housing collapse. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3152 I think she won't complain about the fishing trips anymore. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3153 Sure they look good, but they're tough to eat. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3154 Throw it back. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3155 "Jake, that's very nice of you, but I don't think fish read at night, or at all". 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3156 Your ex-wife really did throw everything out, huh? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3157 I heard Liberace used to own this property. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3158 That's only a candelabra, you have to throw it back. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3159 It actually worked waaaaay better at the Met Gala. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3160 Just watch! This works way better than worms. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3161 I thought you said you had "bites"; not "lights." 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3162 That'll teach me not to practice casting in the foyer. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3163 I told you the chandeliers were running today. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3164 I'll never forget the day I almost caught the fabled Liberace fish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3165 They said it would catch mermaids...why not? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3166 My wife told me to clean the chandelier. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3167 She hid my tackle box. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3168 If you think this is something, last year I caught a kitchen sink. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3169 Count the legs ... gotta be an octopus. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3170 I believe we're directly over a sunken living room. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3171 Night fishing, sure but also a higher quality fish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3172 I wanted a new boat, she wanted a new dining suite, so we compromised. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3173 Maybe trickle-down is real. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3174 It's cheaper than silver polish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3175 Tell Mom it's from an antique shop. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3176 I've caught a lot more electric eels with this than anything else. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3177 They usually swim upstream this time of year. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3178 Make fishing great again! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3179 It's one of those bioluminescent types. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3180 Before those hipsters took over, a lamp fish was just a lamp fish. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3181 Now you catch the dining set. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3182 I'm after the fabled Trump fish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3183 They call it "Sofishticating". 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3184 Got any other bright ideas? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3185 Just last week I caught two sconces! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3186 What a pity it's undersized. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3187 Uh, don't know about you, but I wouldn't catch and release, this time. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3188 I'd be shocked if I hooked an eel. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3189 Maybe we should light it. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3190 No no, I said, 'Bring us some bait for Chanda's Pier.' 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3191 It's perfect for your man cave. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3192 Now this is a lure. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3193 I told you that we shouldn’t fish in the Hudson! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3194 I'd like to know how it is still lit. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3195 I don't think these upscale fish will go for worms. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3196 Damn it, I was hoping for the left boot. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3197 You did say you wanted to catch a light snack. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3198 Everything, even fishing, in the Upper East Side, makes me feel insecure. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3199 With some butter and lemon, it could be nice, but a little too rich for my taste. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3200 Poseidon must be redecorating again. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3201 Are you fishing for a compliment? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3202 He swore the tuxedo fish were biting on this. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3203 I might need your help mounting this one 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3204 Will you keep or release? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3205 Where should we mount it? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3206 I know you like fishing for compliments, but this is something else. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3207 Looks like they got you with the old bait and switch 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3208 Well, this is how I caught my wife. I was hoping it worked with fish too. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3209 Big fish can't resist the lure of impressive lighting. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3210 I'm really more of an indoors-man. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3211 The guy at the bait shop recommended I use light tackle. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3212 Now that’s a fluke. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3213 We can use it for night fishing. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3214 Do you think it's big enough, or do we have to throw it back? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3215 You've gotta wonder why fish would build houses in the first place, let alone want a chandelier. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3216 See, I told you the administration was under water. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3217 What did you use for bait? A box of filament? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3218 The experts say you catch more fish with light tackle. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3219 I’m tired of crap fish that eat worms. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3220 It's not Rococo, you have to throw it back. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3221 This one's not going on the wall. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3222 I told you these are fertile waters. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3223 I wanted to fish. My wife wanted to shop for a dining room table. So we compromised... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3224 They're attracted to shiny objects. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3225 Must be a finishing school... 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3226 I know the guide said to use light tackle, but...... 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3227 Throw it back. I have no idea how you'd filet that. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3228 I'm after one that tastes good or has good taste. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3229 I caught the same thing last week, but I threw it back. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3230 A chandelier fishing lure? Is that a thing? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3231 I take it the yard sale was not as successful as you expected? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3232 If you say #firstworldproblems one more time, you're walking back to the cabin. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3233 Only problem is I have to choose between dining room and living room. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3234 It’s a new lure for fish carrying fine caviar. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3235 I told you my rod was feeling lighter 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3236 Throw it back. It's too big for the trailer! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3237 Wrong bait. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3238 Turn off the lights. The party's over. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3239 Last time I use crystal bait. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3240 I think the guy at the bait shop misunderstood me when I asked for some shiners. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3241 Pier 1 for Chandeliers...Of course! Of course! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3242 I've decided to fish for electric eels. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3243 ...and that's when I started to believe in mermaids ... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3244 Light tackle. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3245 Those new worms are amazing 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3246 They must be doing a performance of "Les Miz" down there. ' 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3247 Throw it back, Junior. Dad’ll say it’s too small. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3248 Robert Mueller recommended it's helpful to catch larger more distinguished fish! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3249 Boy, climate change is no joke. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3250 Say what you will, but I'm gonna catch me some caviar! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3251 Junk is getting fancier. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3252 It worked a lot better with my wife. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3253 If it's not crystal toss it back. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3254 Maybe you should change your bait. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3255 My father told me- 'There are plenty of fish in the sea, if you just look at them in the right light.' 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3256 I don't have one. Go fish. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3257 It's a chandelier lure - Newport version. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3258 I make all my own lures. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3259 This is what I hate about "Catch and Release". 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3260 I'm supposed to drop it at the end of the first act. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3261 Ah, another piece for the Titanic Museum. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3262 My key to catching so many fish? I always use light tackle. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3263 I'm going for yellowfin-de-siecle tuna. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3264 Can you try putting a battery in the rod? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3265 I'm fishing for lampreys. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3266 I thought it would be lighter. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3267 My psychiatrist told me to lighten-up, it's just fishing. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3268 I just really don't like touching worms. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3269 Another catch and release. It's not open season on chandeliers until next month. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3270 Perhaps Liberace as well. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3271 Something’s glitzy about this one. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3272 Well, little fish go for little shiny objects... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3273 I don't know -they say if you don't use what you catch, then you should throw it back in. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3274 I didn't know that you were so sofishticated 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3275 It was getting a little dark out here anyway. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3276 I’d say it’s a Baccarat...they run large. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3277 Lower away. The mermaids will love it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3278 This is one high rent fishing venue. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3279 I’m classing up our night fishing, okay? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3280 I'm thinking, if I catch enough fish, she won't mind me using it so much. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3281 When you said you were going to 'light it up today' I have to admit I had a different idea in mind. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3282 How illuminating! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3283 The local fish are too smart for glow-worms, so I figured; ... 'what the hell?' 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3284 A pendant is good for bass, but nothing catches the crappy like a chandelier. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3285 Just once, I'd like to catch something I can mount over the mantel. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3286 I was told presentation was everything 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3287 When the fish aren't biting, I enjoy reenacting the Act One finale of "The Phantom. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3288 I told the guys at the bait shop I was after a ladyfish and they suggested this lure. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3289 You shoulda seen the one that got away. It was Baccarat. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3290 King salmon don't go for worms 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3291 I knew I shouldn't have bought that fancy bait. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3292 So this also means the phrase hook, light and sinker doesn't exist. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3293 Any bites, Mr. Mueller? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3294 The fish just don't go for the LED bulbs. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3295 Is your mortgage underwater too? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3296 Wow, this is a light one! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3297 My wife can put this up in our tailgate tent!! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3298 The bait shop was closed, so I shopped at the chandelier store. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3299 Still trying to land a trophy wife? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3300 I prefer this because in golf you can't improve your lies. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3301 Darn, something stole my bait! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3302 Why don't you cast your line in the same spot and see if you can pull up Liberace playing a grand piano? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3303 They may call it a light, but it's really heavy. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3304 This is how you are going to raise the Titanic ? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3305 Hang it up and go home? I'll go home and hang it up! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3306 Looks like I cast into the home a one-percenter candlefish. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3307 I'm trying to catch a Sia. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3308 After global warming, fishing in New York City yielded some unusual "fish". 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3309 Turns out it wasn't a fluke. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3310 Well, I had heard that Trump ran a scuba diving club around here. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3311 Well...it probably has less mercury? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3312 I guess I need a higher ceiling in my trophy room. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3313 It's worth a try, I ain't caught nothin' with suckers. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3314 Macy's has a bait shop? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3315 This "Fish the Danube " tour has lots of possibilities. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3316 These fishing lures are getting to be quite expensive. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3317 You need bait like this to attract the nightfish. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3318 Damn GUPPIES are gentrifying the whole lake. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3319 I have more success after switching to a 220V lure 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3320 This river may have been pollluted, but it's crystal clear now! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3321 Time to break out the high light reel. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3322 I wonder how the menu will describe this as the “catch of the day.” 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3323 Hey Joe, did you order from “Phil’s Furnishings” instead of “Phil’s Fisher-Things” again? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3324 Seriously? How are you even going to cast that? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3325 This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested we catch a light lunch. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3326 Another GM lanternfish. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3327 All we need is some light on the subject. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3328 I never catch metaphors. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3329 Ned’s immediate thought was that this makes up for the coffee table that got away last week. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3330 Too small. I'm throwing it back. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3331 Not really what I meant by "light tackle". 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3332 It's different every day. Last time, didn't catch anything but light bulbs. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3333 This is how we know we reached peak gentrification. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3334 He said it was the best lure for large-mouth bass 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3335 It’s not bad. But it’s not La Scala. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3336 I think I bought the wrong bait. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3337 Nope! Never caught anything with a chandelier yet. Won't stop me from trying though! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3338 Damn! Another 10 watts on the bulbs and it'd be a keeper. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3339 I’m going for tuna with good taste. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3340 Hope you brought a bigger bucket. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3341 Well Jim, I told you we shouldn't have fished in the East River. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3342 First time out with the light tackle. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3343 I’m fishing for ambiance. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3344 I thought light pollution was just a night sky problem. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3345 Limit is one chandelier or twelve candles. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3346 It’s too small. You’ll have to throw it back. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3347 Nice yes. but I was looking for mid century modern. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3348 I used a light rod. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3349 Hm... maybe the crab was right, it really is wetter and better under the sea... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3350 I guess I just like a classier sort of fish, Doug. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3351 Picked it up at the Mar-a-Lago estate sale 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3352 Now you're just fishing for complements. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3353 we're gonna need a bigger grill... 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3354 Do you think releasing it back into the lake would extinguish the candles? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3355 ...did I catch it or is it bait?...google Heisenberg...or better yet check with Walter White... 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3356 Real mermaid can be caught only with luxury lure 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3357 When I said that fishing was a bright idea, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3358 It's called Mar-a-Lago lure. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3359 If we'd known the lampfish were running, we could've brought light bulbs. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3360 As they say, "One person's trash, is another one's catch." 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3361 All we need now is the armoire 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3362 Unorthodox, yes, but to get the biggest ones, you need the biggest hooks. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3363 I got it at Tiffany's bait shop. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3364 I like how they stocked this pond. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3365 Best way I know to get high class catch. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3366 Try something else, anything you catch with that is going to have horrible taste 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3367 Does catch and release include chandeliers? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3368 Don't worry, enough breading and tartar sauce and nobody will taste the difference. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3369 This one feels a little light. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3370 I guess Phantom of the Opera is no longer playing in town. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3371 Would you eat that? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3372 I think we need new bait. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3373 Such a shame that these are so tainted with lead. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3374 I see you decided to use a shiner as bait. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3375 Goin' for the extralargemouth bass. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3376 This time I used a firefly. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3377 Hope my electrician's license is still good 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3378 I'd always written it off as an urban legend but the rumor persisted that years ago a colony of mermaids had won the Powerball jackpot. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3379 I like the concept of the new lure Cliff, but once that thing hits you water, you are gonna get electrocuted. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3380 "Only about one percent are biting.' 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3381 I guess we're having a light dinner tonight... 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3382 That should attract the Big Kahuna. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3383 Did you use a Hamilton to snag that? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3384 WHEN YOU PUT THIS CATCH ON TWITTER PEOPLE WILL JUST SAY IT IS FAKE NEWS 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3385 They think it's a fancy gala, then they all get drunk, and then every one of them goes for the bait. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3386 It takes a different kind of lure for Newport Rhode Island 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3387 Luckily, I caught it before it could morph into a syndicate. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3388 'Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay' will need a rewrite. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3389 This is the only reason mom still lets us come here. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3390 Throw it back. I hear its mercury level is off the charts. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3391 I suppose it's time you knew the truth. Your mom and I are getting a divorce. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3392 Why are you using a lightening rod? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3393 They say electric eels can't resist them. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3394 On the info com commercial, it looked smaller. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3395 Rick Santorum warned us this could happen. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3396 It's my super lure. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3397 Looks like a Cabinet member's giveaway. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3398 At some point I had to give up fly fishing. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3399 Trust me, this bait is LIT! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3400 I’m looking for that fish interested in an upscale experience. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3401 They’re attracted to the light, your Lordship. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3402 This works great for catching lampfish. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3403 After the recession, most of these lakeside villas went underwater. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3404 The guy at the bait shop said it costs a lot, but it's what they're biting. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3405 Pollution Antiques Roadshow. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3406 Son, today's fishing lesson is how to catch the Phantom of the Opera. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3407 If you want a whale, you need the right lure. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3408 I don't know man some dude named Guillermo del Toro gave me 5 bucks and told me to toss it in. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3409 But is it an authentic Swarovski? 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3410 This is quite the handicap. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3411 Someone shot the chandelier and dumped it in the lake. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3412 trying to catch liberace 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3413 The fish has expensive taste. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3414 I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3415 well, first light, better get home to the missus. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3416 I'm going after aspirational bottom-feeders. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3417 But we agreed -- "catch and release." 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3418 You got a real shiny catch there. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3419 My wife says I have to stay until I get 8 complete place settings. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3420 Throw it back, we've got enough sea brass. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3421 I heard the Liberace were running and hitting on chandelier. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3422 I dunno. I thought it might class up the joint. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3423 I know it’s elaborate, but the fish find it tasteful. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3424 They didn't bite on the halogen bulbs, so I figured I needed an upgrade. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3425 Yes Fred, I did say I fancy some fish today. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3426 So, when you said 'night fishing'... 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3427 When you said this lure was cursed I was expecting something more demonic instead of operatic, Jim. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3428 It took a lot of quarters to get this. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3429 I'm trying to catch a mermaid. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3430 I didn't know that's what they meant when Bonwit Teller went under. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3431 I use this to catch Rainbow Room Trout. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3432 Gee, I was hoping for a sofa. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3433 Dude, we are about to go viral 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3434 You catch dinner. I'm getting a dinner party. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3435 WELP! One man's trash is another mans treasure. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3436 No way that fits in your tackle box. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3437 Well this isn't a fish. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3438 Finally one that Cheryl will like on the wall! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3439 In fishing it's called a shiner. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3440 This water is so dirty I need Sec. Pruitt's lure. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3441 I like it pan seared with a little chili lime butter.. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3442 You’re the one who said “bring some light tackle fishing gear.” 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3443 Oh, lookie there, I’ve got a Baccarat.... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3444 My best guess is Cape Cod. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3445 I've caught nothing but an old tire, a candlelabra, and now this chandelier. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3446 'You gotta light?' 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3447 And I'm only using light tackle. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3448 I didn't know this lake stocked lampfish. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3449 They gave me this lure, but I had to pay for the batteries. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3450 Whoaa, what bait did you use on that baby? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3451 So how many candelabras did you throw back before snaring this? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3452 Course, if you're hoping to hook a Poulsen PH 5, you'd do better with a red wiggler. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3453 Boy, the bass in this lake are not only smart... they're downright sophisticated. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3454 Ya know something... I think that bait shop was too pricey. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3455 Just fishin’ for compliments. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3456 Do you think this qualifies under the "catch and release" category? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3457 They fight like hell. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3458 It's supposed to attract bottom feeders. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3459 Best catch all week. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3460 Just in time for your mothers birthday. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3461 Sammy's Bait & Tackle has the most decorative lures on the Eastern Seaboard. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3462 John, did you put something in my coffee? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3463 The current is stronger than I thought 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3464 Still working out the kinks...mermaids can't resist the bling...but it electrocutes them when they get too close. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3465 Nice catch! Watcha using? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3466 Nah, I'd say it's repro 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3467 Show-off. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3468 Light catch, huh? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3469 And that was the last time my wife said I wasn't very resourceful. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3470 Don't jiggle the crystal! They'll hear you coming. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3471 Manhattan fish have seen it all it takes a lot to catch their eye. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3472 I may have misheard you when you said we were fishing the Shandy Pier 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3473 Back in my day we used to use worms 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3474 I fish for imagination. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3475 Too near to the lighthouse, I guess. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3476 Dining room or foyer? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3477 Don't sweat it -- anybody who lives in Atlantis surely has home insurance. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3478 ... seeing as the fish aren't takin' the bait, I just thought I'd light-up the afternoon ! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3479 It’s fine. My mother in law doesn’t see very well to begin with. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3480 I've been accused of over-baiting. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3481 You should see the armoire I caught last week. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3482 I'm not some eco-hippie, but I am thinking about switching to LEDs. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3483 I told you, you'd have a ball. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3484 This chandelure was worth every penny! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3485 Not my usual crappie catch. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3486 That's one helluva lure. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3487 You can use that as bait for a really big one. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3488 That's what I get for using light tackle. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3489 A gift from my wife, who totally understands fishing: that you sit on the water doing nothing, certainly not catching fish. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3490 I thought Phantom of the Opera was still playing on Broadway. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3491 The improved ambience doesn’t seem to be working. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3492 It's from Trump Bait & Tackle. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3493 It's what Mom would have wanted. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3494 I’d keep it, next one may be an old boot. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3495 He's here, the Phantom of the Opera 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3496 Today I'm going for the 1% fish who normally hide behind their bodyguards and press agents. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3497 Now that’s a fluke. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3498 I did not realize fishing could be so enlightening 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3499 Well, you said you wanted to eat lighter!! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3500 It's not half bad with a lot of butter and garlic. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3501 You need to lure them in with something fancy. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
3502 Ethically caught lighting is now a thing? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3503 I think you're wasting bait. Liberace fish have been scarce in these waters for years. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3504 I'm still trying to figure out how to keep the candles from going out. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3505 I bet you can get that same chandelier cheaper in the Amazon. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3506 Do you think it will fit in the cooler? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3507 Now the lake really is crystal clear. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3508 That octopus's garden parties are getting more and more lavish. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3509 There's fly fishing and there's fly-as-hell fishing. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3510 Is it candelabra or candelabrum? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3511 I thought I heard a splash last night. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3512 Wow. Cheryl is gonna love this one. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3513 You pretty well need this rig for the better class of sturgeon. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3514 I probably shouldn't plug it in... 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3515 I have no idea what I'm going to catch with this, but let's find out. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3516 Mood lighting is the most powerful lure. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3517 Fishing always brightens my day, too 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3518 What were you using? My living room overhead is horrible. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3519 I'm angling for Large Mouth Trumpfish. 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
3520 The guy at the bait shop assured me this will catch me a mermaid. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3521 I suppose this is what I get for using light tackle. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3522 This isn't the light meal I was hoping for. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3523 A bobber would work just as well, Dave. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3524 ...more proof of Atlantis. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3525 What is it with you anyway Bert; if it was anyone else it would've been a boot! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3526 When did the Kardashians start selling fish bait? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3527 Teach a man to hang a chandelier and he can decorate ballrooms for a lifetime 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3528 Eh, it's a bit too dramatic for the living room, so I'll just throw it back. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3529 I've hit my limit on trout, but I'm wide open on French aristocrats. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3530 It’s PETA approved. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3531 This one feels a little light. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3532 Call me Ishmael. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3533 Who said "fish or cut bait?" 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3534 Nah, you can still read "Trump"- toss it back. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3535 Wow! The rubbish seems to have overtaken the fish ..." 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3536 Well, at least you're not fishing for compliments. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3537 Sure, it catches stuff -- liasons dangereuses! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3538 Whaddya use for bait? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3539 Maybe it's from one of Trump's casinos. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3540 That's a Titanic catch. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3541 My great grandfather used to actually catch Brown Trout in here back in the day, freaky, huh?! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3542 my wife asked me to take care of the Prawn Night decorations 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3543 It's lighter than I expected. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3544 I thought I'd try allure. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3545 You were right, I should have stayed away from that fancy bait. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3546 I use sconce as bait. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3547 I say toss it, gentrification is a bottom feeder. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3548 The salesman was right. This is the finest light rod and reel I have ever owned. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3549 I bought the lures on Amazon. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3550 Ambiance is always practical Darryl... 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
3551 I had to buy a special tackle box, but it's really supposed to attract fish. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3552 Now that there's some light fishin' 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3553 Did you bring any energy-efficient bulbs? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3554 Oh wow, that's wall mount worthy. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3555 I'm afraid I got a little carried away tying this one. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3556 I hear it'll help the fish see the bait. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3557 Must be the Beluga caviar bait. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3558 I'm not dissapointed. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3559 That's what you get when you fish near Edison, New Jersey 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3560 I'd throw it back. Those taste like garbage. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3561 It’s the Chan-de-lure. Both functional and beautiful. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3562 That's amazing for a 10-pound test line! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3563 It could be that I'm taking the idea of presenting the lure a bit OTT, but after all this is the Hamptons. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3564 I think before this reservoir there was a Rococo Trump Plaza Hotel here. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3565 I wonder if there's a limit. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3566 They didn't like the flies. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3567 I told you to buy cheaper bait. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3568 That's a Fluke. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3569 Nice catch, mom will be happy 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3570 It’s much more sporting using light test line 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3571 I'm fishing for the rare and elusive Liberace Flounder. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3572 It apparently works for 'whales'.. see what we get. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3573 I thought lanternfish only lived in the pelagic zone! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3574 Those are some good candles. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3575 It's the Trump Lure. Supposed to attract the biggest, classiest fish. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3576 Liberace fishes are shy. Takes a special lure to interest them. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3577 Could I see the bait you're using? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3578 Titanic? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3579 The acidity of the lake does a beautiful job polishing the crystals. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3580 Oh man, I thought this was Lake Champlain. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3581 This works 1% of the time. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3582 I guess we bought the wrong bait. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3583 Well, watt about that? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3584 I think in this lake that's a catch and release 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3585 online forum said the underwater fishing light is the best! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3586 Bling. Why? What are using for bait? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3587 Big one, eh? Looks light to me. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3588 Hook, line and chandelier 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3589 Yup, I know...but it's only a table for two'er...back she goes! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3590 These phishing scams are getting quite elaborate. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3591 eBay, why? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3592 It sure looks like a 'bait and switch' scam 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3593 Just curious, are you going to let it go? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3594 I'm trying for a better class of fish. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3595 I could use a little light in my life right now. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3596 I usually use glow-worms, so I figure I’ll catch a really big one today. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3597 Gee, Harry, even electric eels are getting upgrades. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3598 It attracts gold-digger fish. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3599 It's definitely a chandelier, but this is very fishy. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3600 Go on, laugh! You’ll see, once it gets dark? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3601 I just want to be the one guy on the block with a ballroom, you know? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3602 We've found either the Titanic, Atlantis, or the Ackerman's yacht. Those jerks. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3603 If you think that is good, you should see the bait I was using. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3604 Yup, there's nothing like a little light fishing. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3605 Wow I had no idea that wreckage of the Titanic drifted this far south. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3606 So What do you think, catch or release? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3607 Time to bring on some light to my thoughts. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3608 Well, it was pretty expensive bait. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3609 C'mon, illuminated spearfishing again? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3610 Another treasure from the Potomac, huh? Isn't the west wing dark enough? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3611 Do you know a good electrician? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3612 i just wrapped a couple of strands of Trump's hair around the worm. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3613 It's the perfect bait for the nouveau fish... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3614 George, it's Catch & Release! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3615 We could call it upscaling. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3616 I used a glowworm as my lure. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3617 I'm not really here for the fish. I'm here for the sun, the sea and the splinters in my ass. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3618 Don’t tell your mom. I just thought that we could catch lot of fish using this. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3619 Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” “Yup. Rose definitely had enough room on that wooden board to save Jack. She’s the worst. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3620 Don't worry, they'll only attack when they're right above their prey. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3621 Only bait that'll do to catch us a Fancy Guppy. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3622 At least we won't need to worry about bones. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3623 Yeah, I used one of those to catch my first wife. Now I only use worms 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3624 I’m glad it’s only catch and release. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3625 I was hoping for a Murano, but it's still a keeper. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3626 I used Phantom of the Opera bait. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3627 Don't say it. Jerry swears by this lure. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3628 I wanted to catch something to put on the table not over the table. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3629 Well at least it isn't an old boot. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3630 I’m going to have to throw this one back. That pesky game warden knows I’ve already reached my limit of 18th century Rococo chandeliers. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3631 Fish kept getting stuck in the other ones I tried, it was awful. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3632 Today's the day I reel in Old Snobby. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3633 They say fish like them flashy lures. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3634 Bill, you really need to stop buying your lures at Bed Bath & Beyond. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3635 I thought I would throw some light on the subject. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3636 Should I put it with the rest, or throw it back? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3637 If you snag a piano I'm calling Liberace museum. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3638 How do you cook this thing? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3639 I'm just trying to catch a light dinner. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3640 This will buy me a few more fishing weekends away from the family. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3641 I think I need to change my bait 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3642 My doctor told me you are what you eat. So, I thought I would try for higher class fish. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3643 The day is looking brighter already! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3644 It gives more class to gutting the fish. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3645 You don't fish for fish, you fish to fish! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3646 It’s not easy to cast. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3647 Well, there's another angle on light-tackle angling. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3648 George, we should stop fishing on top of the titanic 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3649 My wife is going to love this. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3650 It flickers when I get a bite. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3651 Well, it's easier than fishing for compliments. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3652 Did I see you using my electric eel for bait? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3653 I'm the victim of a classic bait and switch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3654 Quite the Octopus, eh? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3655 Heard of a little light fishing ? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3656 I use this to catch wine glasses. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3657 I've got expensive taste 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3658 Wow, houses underwater this far into the recovery! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3659 This is all a bit much, you know you can just blow them out? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3660 The size is OK but it will look better on the ceiling than the wall. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3661 I caught one. Now dive down there and set the table. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3662 My ex didn’t like to go out much, so I’m hoping to catch a socialite this time around. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3663 I guess you're part of the 1 percent .... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3664 I'm hoping for upscale fish. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3665 I'm trying to catch an electric eel. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3666 Interesting bait. You trying to catch the Titanic? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3667 Maybe now my wife won't complain about my "just going fishing." 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3668 Joe, I think it's bugs that are attracted to light, not fish... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3669 I guess that's what happens when you use pearls as bait. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3670 Even this fish reminds me of her. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3671 The guy at the store said that fish are attracted to bright, shiny things. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3672 I like to think that the fish I catch have better taste. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3673 Looks like date night down there 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3674 You know the proverb, ‘give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat that meal beneath a Swarovski crystal chandelier.’ 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3675 This is my kind of light tackle. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3676 I have a pretty sophisticate palate, especially when it comes to fish. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3677 I proposed to my wife with a ring from downriver. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3678 Now that 'shabby chic' is out of style, I keep catching these. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3679 This has to be from the Titanic. Just think what it will be assessed for on Antiques Road Show. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3680 I told my wife I'd hang the chandelier today. How's this look? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3681 My wife requested a more elegant catch 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3682 I told you not to use light bait. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3683 Last week I Caught nothing 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3684 I'll finally be able to put the divorce behind me. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3685 You keep fishing. I'm trying to attract the higher class. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3686 Thought I'd try to catch something fancy for the wife's dinner party. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3687 I've decided to liquidize my assets. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3688 It from the Lincoln room at the White House. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3689 If I dangle it they will come 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3690 Do you think the rest of the house is down there? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3691 It must be formal and the penguins are eating all the fish. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3692 Yeah, it’s beautiful, but the butler put up a better fight. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3693 Let's try the other side. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3694 That won’t get her back. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3695 Well, there is that local legend about the Titanic sinking here... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3696 Once the eel runs out of juice, then we grab it. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3697 This is what happens when you use a sconce as bait. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3698 Score! I've always wanted one of these! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3699 Good news. There are sturgeon nearby. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3700 That sure is a fancy lure, Phil. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3701 If you want to catch a finer fish, you first have to sent the mood. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3702 Ah, evolution! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3703 Does the fishing license say we can keep this? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3704 Didn’t you catch and release that one yesterday? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3705 How do we skin this one ? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3706 It’s not enough for a meal but it’ll do for a light snack. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3707 Rising sea level has its benefits. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3708 Great! But how the hell do we cook it? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3709 Are these your glasses? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3710 Is there a lost and found around here? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3711 Yeah, amazing. But the candles are fake. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3712 Throw it back. You know that’s not my style. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3713 This crap again? I was angling for granite countertops today. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3714 Perhaps we're sitting on top of an underwater prawn shop. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3715 Did I tell you the time I met Liberace, fishing? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3716 It's from the Titanic 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3717 Let's see who says 'you caught, you clean it' now. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3718 My interior decorator must be scuba diving. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3719 It's all good, Frank. It's all good. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3720 You think pesto, or lemon butter dill? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3721 And just what is your new bait? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3722 That must have been in the hotel that went under water. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3723 Yes, I'm sure mom won't miss it. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3724 I guess that diamond lure snagged a whopper. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3725 Makes "Catch and release" look easy. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3726 Chum for the superfishal. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3727 Don't ask me why, but crabs and lobsters just can't seem to resist a formal presentation. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3728 I got a Bass --but you got a Baccarat ! 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3729 All right, I knew this big guy was in here somewhere. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3730 Still no luck? Try using a campaign donation. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3731 Aren’t you tired of live bait and slimy fish? Let’s go for some rich mermaids. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3732 I heard there was a lot of night fishing around here. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3733 Catch and Relight. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3734 You can't catch what you can't see. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3735 The fishing here is lit. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3736 Louis XIV swore by these. The trick is in keeping it lit. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3737 I was told allure is a must to catch fish here. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3738 I should’ve used less ornate bait. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3739 Your Wife will like that. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3740 If this lure doesn't work, nothing will. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3741 “They don’t call it the “President’s pier” for nothing”.. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3742 at least it does not have mercury in it 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3743 Might as well go for the big fish. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3744 ‘I was looking for that.’ 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3745 My question is--how are the candles still lit? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3746 I'm trying to catch one of those rich girls who come here on vacation. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3747 Lampfish need special tackle 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3748 Scott Pruitt had 'em fill the lake with expensive stuff after he poisoned all the fish. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3749 Gonna catch me a glow fish. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3750 I personally prefer live bait for this spot 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3751 You're not supposed to target ornates, Dan 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3752 This sure beats dumpster diving. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3753 Interesting lure. So enlighten me. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3754 The expression is “bait and switch”, Phil, not “bait for switch”. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3755 I'd toss it back but the wife is redecorating. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3756 I wanted to get one, but this isn’t the right one. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3757 When the guy sold it to me, I thought it was a lite lure, not a light lure! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3758 Maybe moths aren't the best bait to use 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3759 If the candle flames don't go out when you submerge them, we're in big trouble. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3760 Golly, the neighbors told me their house was underwater, but I had no idea! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3761 tried to tell my wife this wasn't a bright idea, but she insisted I hang it myself. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3762 Dad, I'm gay." "Ssh, son. Cthulhu's having a soiree. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3763 Fishing is light today. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3764 There is light at the end of the rod. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3765 I catch my limit, because they like the light. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3766 I heard flashy lures work best these days 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3767 Does that work for electric eels? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3768 Good job, you caught a chandelier, now try catching a fish. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3769 Things are looking up. Last week I caught an old tire. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3770 That bait shop guy is a hell of a salesman. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3771 Great! Now when I catch dinner, I can see what I'm eating! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3772 Must be a Trump squid boat. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3773 "Beats me ... Mar a Lago? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3774 Throw it back, you don’t have a fishing lightsense. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3775 I wonder if it takes LED bulbs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3776 Here's why Epinephelus itajara is a critically endangered species. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3777 The 'Liberace' — that lure has never failed me yet. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3778 Live bait...UGH...I though you said light bait 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3779 I know they say it takes more skill, but I just can't catch anything using light tackle. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3780 I think it's a lamprey. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3781 Once I start tying, I just can’t stop. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3782 So that really is a lightening rod, huh. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3783 Another catch from Mar-a-Lago! Global warming just keeps on giving. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3784 Looks like even Poseidon is switching to LEDs 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3785 Maybe I should have have just gone antiquing with Rose after all. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3786 I don't know if this beats a good day at work. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3787 My wife told me to catch a dining room table, but I guess they weren't biting! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3788 I bought the best bait available at Bed, Bath, & Beyond. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3789 Sigh. Another cruise ship too close to our rocks. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3790 I must have a lighting rod. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3791 All this bait has attracted is electric eels and discarded kitchen appliances. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3792 Guess where we pulled one of these from in the E.R. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3793 I might not catch anything, but it's at least less messy than worms. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3794 Looks like you caught a hanging chand. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3795 I'm hoping to catch a cabinet member. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3796 Wow! . . . Antiques Road Show will be in town next week. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3797 Think it’s a keeper? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3798 Neptune having another bang bang party? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3799 Just tell her you spent all day redecorating. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3800 Just trying to make the fish feel more at home. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3801 I'm going to try a bigger lure today 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3802 How the hell is the fire still burning? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3803 I was hoping for a kitchen sink. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3804 Are you trying to hook Liberace? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3805 You must be fishing for that tuna with good taste. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3806 Karen says I spend too much time out here, but I think she’d appreciate this catch. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3807 I can’t eat this! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3808 This is the only way to get fish stories. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3809 The fish sure are rich! Aven, age 7 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3810 From how hard it was fighting, I expected at least eight arms. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3811 They weren't kidding when they said the Met Opera was a sinking ship. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3812 Ain't you got worms for bait?" "I'll be honest, Greg. The idea came to me in a nightmare. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3813 Yeah, she doesn't understand my passion for fishing. I think she'll see the light now. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3814 I need you to take a photo to establish provenance. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3815 Wheel of Fortune- Before and after puzzle. Fishing Trip the light fantastic. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3816 Yikes, Harold, have you considered a more conventional approach? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3817 I was hoping for a dinette set. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3818 This lure's for lobster frittata. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3819 I heard they're catching em on light tackle. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3820 Its catch and release so you can't keep it! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3821 I catch a lot of lampreys this way. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3822 Forget fishing. I get more strikes bowling and I don't feel half as stupid. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3823 Did you really think you’d catch a fish, or was this some new idea of father-son bonding? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3824 The hipster fish are redecorating. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3825 A catch your wife will love. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3826 I read that this is the best way to catch an angler fish 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3827 You know, I've always been haunted by that 32 light that got away. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3828 I told you Atlantis was real! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3829 I got it in the divorce. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3830 I didn’t know what was going to happen when I used my flashlight as fishing bait. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3831 I always bring the chandelier, Billy. I call it the "Liberace Effect": the warm glow attracts the big ones. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3832 I bought this from the Trump Tackle Collection 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3833 I once met a guy who pulled up a piece of San Quentin. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3834 Its a keeper! This will really fit in well with my wall-mounted singing fish 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3835 There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but I want one named Tiffany... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3836 Now my wife will get that candlelight dinner I promised her... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3837 I'm really trying to make my lure game more elegant. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3838 Liberace cod? Magnificent. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3839 I must have used the wrong bait. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3840 This draws a better grade of fish than the disco ball. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3841 Enough of the bottom feeders, I’m going for the belle of the ball. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3842 You have to throw it back, it’s Mid-Century Modern season. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3843 Well that's a bummer. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3844 The guidebook said light tackle works best in this lake, but I suppose I should have read the reviews before buying this online. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3845 I told you this is rich fishing water. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3846 Yet another phishing scam. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3847 I'm fishing for fancy feast 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3848 I thought it would work better than a glow worm. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3849 Chick bait, maybe, but not fish. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3850 There was a health warning about lead crystal in the water 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3851 I only want the good stuff. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3852 You fish for the apartment you want, not the one you have. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3853 Well, Kevin, if you're so smart than why haven't YOU caught any caviar? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3854 Frank, I told you it is a waste of time to fish in these man-made lakes near the expensive golf course homes! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3855 Give the fish a lure and you eat him for a day. Give the fish a chandelier and you eat ‘em for a lifetime. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3856 Throw it back, its too light" 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3857 Back in the day there was a series of commercials about a tuna who wanted to be caught -- I don't know why -- and thought he had to demonstrate good taste to be worthy. I believed those commercials to be pure whimsy until this moment. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3858 Pretty sure now that the guy at the bait shop thought I said I was going after 'Musketeers' instead of 'muskies.' 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3859 I'd hand it over to Mueller. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3860 The Mrs. wants me to bring home caviar. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3861 I admit I'm fishing for compliments. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3862 Is that a chandelier from living room that your wife didn't like? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3863 You want to go golfing? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3864 I’m trying to eat better. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3865 You are going to have to throw it back... it's too light 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3866 "If this doesn't catch me the rainbow-striped Liberace fish, nothing will." If this doesn't catch me the Rainbow-Striped Liberace Fish, nothing will. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3867 Is it still fishing if there aren't any fish? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3868 I used to think I'd be a good catch. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3869 I think we're over what used to be Sarasota back in the days of polar ice caps. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3870 It's all in the size of your pole. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3871 High tide calls for high class. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3872 I just realized that I left worms hanging from the ceiling of a Viennese ballroom. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3873 I used light bate 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3874 You said chandelier lures were cheap Bill. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3875 You have to speak the magic words 'Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite my tiny hook.' You can't just tweet them. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3876 I know the regulations, but do you really think I need to release it? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3877 Do you like my new chanda-lure? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3878 Now how's that for something catchy. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3879 To hell with all the tunas that taste good, I want the one with good taste. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3880 Bad day for catch and release 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3881 Wow! I never caught a mansion before! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3882 ..and my wife thinks fishing is not romantic! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3883 No, I just ordered it on Prime. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3884 My wife's already mounted one of these ugly things, I'm gonna throw it back. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3885 The only way to catch the Pruitt I was told. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3886 My wife said the best way to get me to look at something is to throw it in the lake and let me catch it for myself. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3887 As Jefferson reeled in the chandelier he realized a rift existed in the space-time continuem. "Einstein was wrong..." 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3888 It's all about the bait. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3889 I'm after really big mouth bass. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3890 I thought my rod was getting lighter! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3891 Once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3892 I was wondering why they call this "Wedding Joint Lake." 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3893 Do you suppose he's down there also? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3894 Worms are just SO last year... 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3895 This will pair well with a nice grilled tuna and a Cabernet. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3896 Looks like your wife has been tampering with your bait box again, Jerry. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3897 It's actually lighter than I expected. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3898 Hmmm...looks like it's from the White House? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3899 It's more humane this way. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3900 If you wanted to catch a school of lights, we could have just gone to Bed, Bath, & Beyond... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3901 I remember this. Put in a wall-mounted unit with a pull cord instead. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3902 Yup, this gets her clean every time. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3903 I knew you'd catch something, that electric socket bait never fails. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3904 Huh - I haven't seen this since our New Year's Eve party. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3905 Flint still doesn't have clean water. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3906 Sort of makes you want to hum, "I'll be seeing you", doesn't it? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3907 When you're fishing for the big ones, you gotta use big bait. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3908 I'm going for a debutante. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3909 I'm surprised the candles are still going. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3910 I thought it felt light! 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3911 Climate change. Titanic floating south. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3912 Fishing at night isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3913 So that's where I left it! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3914 That’s terrific! What did you use for bait? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3915 Guppies? I thought you said yuppies. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3916 Isn’t oceanic bioluminescence grand, Mitch? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3917 Hoping to catch a fancy feast 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3918 You may want to check the Field Guide - but if you as me ...that one is light 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3919 We're gonna need a bigger boat 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3920 That's the beauty of fishing on the Hudson. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3921 I'm trying to catch a sturgeon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3922 I’m going to throw it back,it reminds me of the day I was married. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3923 It's supposed to attract the really big ones. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3924 dude! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3925 Guess you could say I'm not what you would call a casual fisherman. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3926 I’ve been eating light lately. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3927 I said use a lure, not allure! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3928 She's not even princess yet and already she's refurbishing. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3929 Nope, but one day I will catch that splendorfish. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3930 I like light tasting fish. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3931 Neptune won’t be happy! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3932 It must be chandelirium. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3933 Well the worm on the hook wasn't fooling them. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3934 I use this lure to catch cabinet secretaries. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3935 I'd always believed the splendors of Paula's ill-fated pontoon boat were rural legend. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3936 "You light up my life"....... tra la la Debbie asked me to clean the chandelier ... 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3937 Oh darn it. It is catch and release now. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3938 It comes in its own tackle box. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3939 Don't worry. I clamped the barbs. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3940 Looks like they’ve finished the waterfront redevelopment. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3941 When did Phantom close? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3942 Without a salvage license, I will have to throw it back. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3943 I love the way the light dances off the lake 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3944 Seems like it was not just his original staffers that were thrown out of the White House! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3945 You never know what may bite until you try. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3946 I told you Pier 1 isn't a fishing store. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3947 It's the made-in-China 'Little Fishy' lure. Bought it from a Mar-a-Lago Bait & Tackle infomercial. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3948 It deserves a real special place in your trophy room. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3949 My wife wants a ballroom. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3950 You should have seen the moths that came to our bonfire. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3951 The wife said I had to stop using her bacon. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3952 Night fishing in Versaille. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3953 Go towards the light young sushi 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3954 Last week I caught a trout with a light bulb. This week bigger bait, bigger fish. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3955 There you go fishing for compliments again... 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3956 Think this might be a record catch? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3957 I'm hoping to catch a designer fish. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3958 Next time can I have the glow-worm bait? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3959 And they said global warming was a myth... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3960 I'm trying lure a socialite, some big old fish with money and a fancy mansion. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3961 They did Phantom of the Opera on a barge here last week. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3962 New bait? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3963 Are you certain it's catch and release? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3964 Well, you did say we should start bright and early. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3965 At least it doesn't have to be cleaned. Let's have another beer! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3966 I'm trying to catch one of the Real Housewives. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3967 How come you always take the best spot? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3968 Does your wife know about this chandelure? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3969 This wasn't exactly the 45 pounder I was hoping for. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3970 What do you mean, Liberace has taken over the Bill Dance Show. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3971 Trying my luck on a new chandalure. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3972 Hmm. This is not my style. Could you try for mid-century modern? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3973 How many times do I have to tell you? You really should switch from light to heavy tackle! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3974 And they said she'd never go down. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3975 Where's your mother? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3976 I think your nwife is sending a message. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3977 Release it or keep it? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3978 Well, I guess I've hit my ceiling. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3979 It's nice... but I really had my heart set on a singing trout for the dining room wall 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3980 I'm trying to catch a dining room. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3981 Well, at least it doesn't need batteries. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3982 As Goebbels said, put a big chandelier in the water every morning and eventually all the fish will believe it's breakfast. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3983 I'm telling you Earl, the 40 Watt bulb is the bait to use. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3984 That thing about teaching a man to fish and eating didn't factor this in. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3985 Eels. You? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3986 It’s de-lovely, it’s de-licious , it’s de-lightful!! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3987 When I said I'm going Titanic, I meant it. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3988 It’s from former President’s Trump’s new fishing line. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3989 I'm confused, didn't he say, you needed brighter LURES??? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3990 Someone is going to be miffed when he finds out another fisherman has snagged his lure. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3991 This spot gives you the full dining experience. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3992 If light attracts bugs, maybe it will attract fish. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3993 Remember our deal: I catch 'em, you clean 'em. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3994 Is this what they meant by ‘teach a man to fish’? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3995 I've heard this Chandilure is the newest rage in light tackle. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3996 Does that come with a dimmer switch? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3997 This will look great mounted in the den. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3998 I'm gonna try this just for the Halibut. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3999 You just never know... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4000 I call it my Titanic lure. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4001 You should see the fishing pole this thing came with. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4002 I dumped this thing four miles out six months ago. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4003 I'm trying a heavier bait. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4004 The disco ball was a waste of time. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4005 What happens when they try to gentrify a simply fishing village. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4006 Lost my house recently. Hoping to get a good one today. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4007 What would Queer Eye say? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4008 It's too small, I'm throwing it back. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4009 The online description said that the actual size may vary. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4010 Throw it back! You don't want mermaid trouble. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4011 Yeah. This chande'lure should do the trick. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4012 It appeals to a certain "class" of fish. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4013 How will you explain this to your wife? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4014 That chande-lure did the trick! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4015 Just adding a little panache to the futility. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4016 FISH IN SCHOOLS LIKE EXTRA LIGHT 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4017 Benefits of the new tax cuts. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4018 Liberace owned a beach house down the shore before the hurricane 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4019 That's what they said to the Wright Brothers, Ron. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4020 I can't catch a break today. Yet another 18th century chandelier. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4021 "how far did you have to cast out to hook a souvenir from the Titanic"? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4022 Fishing is like a box of chocolates. When you cast your line, you never know what you will end up with. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4023 I told my wife it was an impulse buy 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4024 So that's why they call it Crystal Lake. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4025 I’ll be damned - it’s heavy... AND light! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4026 I see that light tackle is working out for you. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4027 This is going right in the dining room. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4028 Do you think there are that many fish seeking enlightenment? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4029 I'm trying to land a mermaid by luring her with artifacts from my Upper East Side townhouse. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4030 I've been slowly adding to Grandpa's lure. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4031 Fish stocks are at an all-time high. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4032 Wow, that must be some prestigious school... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4033 Well someone's gotta class up this expedition. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4034 I crafted this lure in memory of my mother, Shonda. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4035 Remember back in the good old days when you didn't use chandeliers as bait? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4036 Maybe next time you should try a couch. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4037 This I can use. Last time I hooked a cow's udder. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4038 See I told you to use the bait and switch 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4039 I guess this is as good as any place to hide stuff offshore. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4040 I got a smaller jig that might work better. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4041 Oh, so that’s why you were using such light line. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4042 Drain the swamp they said? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4043 They say this dock is located over the lost city of Atlanta. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4044 Maybe now Sylvia will go night fishing with you. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4045 Sure, it worked on the Riviera but Lake Erie fish will swim right by it. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4046 I'm trolling for the Titanic. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4047 Throw it back. It's below its lumiere limit. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4048 Look at the bright side, maybe you just found Atlantis. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4049 Well...you will prepare the lightest sashimi ever! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4050 Ugh, fish have gotten so pretentious. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4051 Louis XVII - catch & release. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4052 I'm in the mood for a light meal anyway. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4053 Beats an old boot 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4054 Check out my new blue whale spinner. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4055 My wife has a special sauce for light fixtures. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4056 She also came with the house. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4057 I catch and re-lamp. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4058 Fishing for a gold digger, eh? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4059 ...and it has barbless hooks. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4060 " Isn't this location about where theTitanic went down ? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4061 I blame global warming. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4062 Next weekend we can hunt for a table and chairs. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4063 If you catch something on that you'll shed a whole new light on sport-fishing! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4064 This will look great hanging in my trophy room! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4065 Yeh it's a nice one but we agreed to catch and release. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4066 If you're going to murder a fish, why not make it a more festive experience for them. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4067 Once you start genetic modification you never know what you will get 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4068 Damn! These chandelier fish are tricky to fillet. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4069 Do you think we can eat it anyway? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4070 They really do have remarkable camoflauge. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4071 I hope these bulbs aren't high in mercury 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4072 I'm preying on their higher aspirations. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4073 When it gets dark, all the high-class fish will be attracted to this lure of opulence. I don't catch them, I just enjoy the show. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4074 Are you sure they’ve been biting on light tackle?” “My fishin’ buddy said so. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4075 Watch this. I call it ‘Summer Stock Phantom of the Opera.’ 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4076 Teach a man to fish . . . 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4077 I heard the candlefish was making a comeback. But I didn't think it was so light. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4078 I hear they like shiny things... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4079 Bait shop closed again? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4080 Talk about a light catch! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4081 You're like the shittiest fisher ever, Brad. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4082 The guy at Overboard Bait and Tackle swore this works great for night fishing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4083 Guess the Little Mermaid forgot to take this with her. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4084 Let's try a different bait 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4085 I figured a little mood lighting couldn't hurt. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4086 Damn, it's never a fish. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4087 Best bait for eels. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4088 If anyone asks, this was a four-tier. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4089 And they say the coral reef is dying. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4090 Hook, line and tinker. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4091 'What about this chande-lure?' 'It is nice, but does it go with the new carp-net? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4092 I've never fished in a high rent district before--it's a whole new sport! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4093 Want to buy a lottery ticket with me? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4094 I thought you said "fish with good taste." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4095 Should I throw it back? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4096 What do I do once something gets hooked? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4097 I've been using a LED bulb for bait. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4098 You see, James, this is exactly the type of bait we need to drain the swamp 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4099 Because the candelabra wouldn't stay lit. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4100 Now I get why they call this place Mar-a-Lago 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4101 I mean, I found it alluring. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4102 You've changed. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4103 Every fish I've caught has been bigger than the lure. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4104 I'm just fishing for compliments. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4105 You think this will work?" "Be my guest. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4106 I thought the line had become a bit light! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4107 I hope you like Oysters Rockefeller. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4108 And, just what do you expect to catch? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4109 Like I said, the catch is always richer on the Eastside. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4110 Champagne dreams and on a caviar budget. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4111 Maybe because I was using a candle for bait? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4112 Last week's catch included monogramed dinner plates and table cloths. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4113 This is the lure I use to catch hedge fund managers. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4114 It was sad when that great ship went down 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4115 Bait for King Salmon. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4116 That’s quite a lure... hoping to catch an electric eel? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4117 Jake, I think your lure is baroque. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4118 So is it a keeper? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4119 Dory was hypnotized by a pretty light! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4120 It's bait. I'm trying to catch the necklace from "Titanic." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4121 I figure the LEDs and the "bling" will draw the fish, and then they will bite on the baited hooks. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4122 Quick, toss it back. It belongs to the phantom. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4123 Another chandelier. Time to put away the ultra-light tackle. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4124 I knew it Ed, there was a Manhattan before global warming. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4125 I think it's time we talk about the balls and the beads. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4126 With all that chum, they'll be swinging from this baby in no time... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4127 RuPaul told me it was his favorite lure. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4128 It's been this way ever since that frat house found our fishing hole. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4129 Dinner tonight is a formal affair, so... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4130 They really go for the sparkle. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4131 Son, the earthworms may be gross, but at least they stay away from the light. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4132 "City people"! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4133 "I see that the pickings are really light! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4134 They were sold out of Candelabra's at Liberace bait and tackle. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4135 Fiat lux. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4136 I herd this use to be a theater here and Phantom was the last play...thanks global warming! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4137 You know it would have been simpler to just get some bait at the store 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4138 It's one o' them camouflage fishes. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4139 Sure, worms will get you bass, but I am goin' for the elusive Helmsley Haddock. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4140 I don't get a lot of bites, but at 110 volts I don't need a lot. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4141 It wasn't selling on Ebay, so I thought I'd try this one. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4142 No, a worm would just ruin it. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4143 I'm hoping to attract some first-class fish 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4144 If you want the best fish, you got to fish with the best lure 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4145 I see that Andrew Lloyd Webber has been night fishing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4146 But I was hoping for a sun fish. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4147 This chandelier fishing lure is surprisingly light. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4148 What about trying LEDs instead of actual candles? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4149 What are chandeliers biting on? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4150 Well, not what I was hoping, but it might buy some forgiveness from my wife after my being gone all week! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4151 I guess global warming does have some perks after all. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4152 Well, I told you that might happen if you used Filament Worms for bait 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4153 If you were a trout, you wouldn't work up an appetite for nightcrawlers without at least a little ambience. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4154 Too bad I have a restrictive fishing licence. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4155 Last time I caught a table lamp, but I threw it back 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4156 Judge all you want. Talk to me when you have a better way to catch a Titanic. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4157 I reckon the bigger the lure, the bigger the fish I catch. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4158 Yeah, I tie my own flies. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4159 Thought you said, "Let's go light fishing." 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4160 I didn't think the Phantom was still running! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4161 Remember fishin this swamp when we could bait with just a few twenties? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4162 I couldn't find my flashlight. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4163 I told you to pack 'light' 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4164 I'll bet this came from that musical The Phantom of the Ocean. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4165 It’s surefire for the Trumpfish, but casting is difficult. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4166 Well, you told me to bring light tackle 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4167 It's the perfect bait for catching Waterford Moccasins. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4168 Next year I think I may upgrade to the disco ball model. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4169 And this is how you catch a bottom-feeding antiquer. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4170 The chandelier's the only thing Sheila left me in the divorce. 1.1905 0.07104 63 56 2 5
4171 Ebay here we come with trending vintage. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4172 Sure, the light attracts a lot of fish, but the worms keep falling off. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4173 Hobbies are getting expensive, man! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4174 Are you sure this is the best bait to catch eletric fish? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4175 Be careful what you fish for...you might get it. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4176 I'm telling you, this is why I only fish with glow-worms. Works like a charm. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4177 it's part of the #MeToo Movement by a group of electric eels. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4178 Do you think there is a matching couch down there? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4179 The big ones lack taste. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4180 I could feel it was a big one. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4181 I once made love with a woman named Lucile, spelled with one "l". 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4182 No Bob, the saying is definitely not ‘hook, line, and chandelier.’ 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4183 Someone told me this was good for catching kingfish. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4184 I guess I'm eating candles tonight. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4185 You want classy bass, you gotta use the right bait. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4186 Finally, something I don't have to gut that I can bring home as I caught it. And my wife will like it. Or maybe not. It's silver not gold. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4187 That's nothing. Yesterday I caught the throne room from Versailles. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4188 I remember seeing this one in the movie "Titanic." 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4189 I prefer an entrée with a sophisticated taste. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4190 One man's trash, another man's treasure 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4191 Beats me. I can't even spell it. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4192 You must be new to this. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4193 I guess it got pushed by the tides from Maralago. And he didn't think climate change was a 'thing'. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4194 Give 'em that ole razzle dazzle... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4195 It started out as a hobby, but now it's more of a passion project. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4196 I thought I'd have better luck if I set the mood. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4197 I wanted to shed light on your fishy situation. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4198 It's from the dolphin production of THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4199 You’re so bourgeois Frank. Always have been, always will be. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4200 Even bait's gone up. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4201 The wife said to wash the light fixtures this weekend. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4202 Well, this is certainly one titanic catch-and-release. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4203 It’s called “first world bait” 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4204 Electric eels light this lure up. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4205 This time together is so special... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4206 They've overfished candelabrum. But not these babies. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
4207 That's a nice trick Larry but I said I could sure go for a "Can of Beer." 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4208 Must have been an electric eel in the bait. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4209 I used a firefly. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4210 What's the limit on chandeliers? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4211 I'd say I feel more inspired than inadequate. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4212 But is it sustainable? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4213 If the crystal doesn't get them, the electricity sure will. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4214 Nouveau fishe. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4215 Can't you just relax for one minute and forget about interior decor? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4216 If it came from the Titanic, it could be worth something... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4217 Venetian? Good. I threw my Lalique back. 1.1875 0.06999 64 57 2 5
4218 A French guy taught me this... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4219 Say, isn't this where Mar a Lago was apres le deluge? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4220 Attracts the electric eels with the right polarity. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
4221 Got plans for dinner? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
4222 Now I'm sorry I threw back that sconce last week. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4223 I redeem myself by helping with the fish school prom once a year — Sure its a mindful alternative to veganism... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4224 Whadaya think, should I add a minnow? 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4225 I find I catch more sushi grade fish with this lure. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4226 I said bring a can of beer, not a chandelier. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4227 So, you're not going to tell me what you used for bait. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4228 Even our five star hotels were unprepared for global warming. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4229 They say Mueller uses these. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4230 Remember, if you catch a small one, you claim it was huge, and then you set about smearing any potential eyewitness. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4231 "Phantom of The Opera" at the beachfront amphitheater wasn't the best idea. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4232 Next week I'll try for the dining room table - but you'll have to help. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4233 And I thought a Flishlight was mythical. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4234 "I thought all the twinklers would be more than enough, but I think I'm going to have to get some worms...". 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4235 son, to catch a big fish you need extravagant bait 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4236 Yep, the big ones always go for the candelabras. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4237 Every fisherman knows there's a light at the end of the pole. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4238 Candlefish really go for this. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4239 I don't want trash fish. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4240 Could it be from the Titanic? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4241 The ad promised bigger bites at dusk. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4242 Only 100$?! What a catch! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4243 There’s downsides to gentrification 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4244 The wife keeps saying, ‘try and bring home something better’n them tasteless old 40 watts...’ 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4245 Well, I caught brighter than that. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4246 Eel. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4247 Son, this is how you catch a Phantom of the Opera. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4248 It looks like the Trumpfish are decorating again. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4249 At home? All is good. Why do you ask? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4250 They come dressed for dinner. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4251 I heard the Trumpetfish are biting today. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4252 That’s right, I’m gonna catch me one of them fashion models. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4253 Huh? Catch and release? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4254 Use a candelabra? Are you crazy? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4255 It also works for catching bourgeois pigs. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4256 Mom says it’s time I try to find a wife. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4257 I bet we've found the site of Liberace's old swimming pool. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4258 Nice catch. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4259 Gives 'fishing with a light touch' a whole new meaning. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4260 Wouldn't you know it, the one year I don't buy the 'chandelier' stamp for my license... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4261 Nice try, but it still doesn't match the curtains 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4262 That is one fancy octopus! 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4263 Cut the line...we want candelabra. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4264 I am trying to catch a dining room set. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4265 I guess we should expect this kind of thing when we’re so close to the sunken remains of a Trump casino. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4266 Pearls are for just any mermaid, I'm after a princess. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4267 What're you using for bait? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4268 Lets see if they like a prism of refracted light. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4269 I've heard they really trip out over this bait 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4270 Another artifact from global warming. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4271 That's nothing, I once caught a chandelier this big ! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4272 I thwart the darkness of Pruitt’s environmental policies. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4273 This is what we catch near the "Chandeleur Islands." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4274 What are you hoping to catch with that bait, electric eel? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4275 Every year the catch gets lighter. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4276 Give it time, you’ll see it’s a lure. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4277 Snagged the Titanic again? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4278 First he couldn't find the booze. Then he lost the weekend. Then he threw out the chandelier. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4279 I guess that means the economy's up 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4280 At least we won't eat in the dark. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4281 I told you not to use that electric eel as bait! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4282 Are you here to catch glow-worms? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4283 Picked up the latest lure, it's a bit flashy, but classy. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4284 It's mermaid bait. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4285 This must be the candlefish breeding grounds.... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4286 "You know if there's a size limit we can catch on these? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4287 Glow-worms. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4288 Maybe the Titanic drifted. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4289 It's all about using the right bait. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4290 Sure, you can call it the dumbest fishing lure you ever saw. I call it innovation. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4291 I'm throwing it back. My wife and I prefer the Scandinavian style lighting. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4292 This should go better than my deer hunting with a Belgian waffle maker. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4293 I'm trying to attract the bluefin, the sea bass ... you know, the higher end catches. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4294 ...out, out, brief candle...? That's it? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4295 You're probably right, but the guy at the tackle shop said it's ideal for light casting. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4296 And if I act now, how many easy payments on the Chandelure®? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4297 Well, its one way to keep up with my honey-do list. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4298 I get seamoths coming to the light. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4299 This happens every time I fish on the Upper East Side. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4300 Toss it back. That calls for red wine and all we have is white. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4301 I've had a lot of luck with this in Oyster Bay. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4302 We should have brought a larger bucket. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4303 Did you ever hear the story of how Bill Lear, the inventor of the Lear jet, named his newborn daughter? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4304 No wonder we're not getting any bites, we need to pickle our worms in champagne. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4305 Chandler bass, I suppose. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4306 I've found this works best for catching an heiress or two. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4307 You see, fish are picky eaters. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4308 Thanks for setting the mood. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4309 D'you use one of those fancy worms? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4310 This must be an electric eel. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4311 Throw it back, that fish is too pretty to eat. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4312 Our coral reefs will be gentrified in no time. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4313 It's simple logic, Lou: fancy fish have fancy taste. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4314 Is this the Queen Bee of all the Glass Fish? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4315 Not again. I must be using the wrong bait. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4316 I'm trying to catch candle fish. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4317 LED lures are more effective. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4318 Seems a little light... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4319 I'm going for a fancy catch. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4320 I'm trying to catch some caviar 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4321 Wow! My horoscope predicted I would find the light today. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4322 Told you, need to be patient to attain enlightenment!! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4323 You would be amazed at what I catch with this bait. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4324 You catch more fish with low lighting. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4325 Maids might be fine for you, but I'm after a Merlady. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4326 My wife has a very discriminating palate when it comes to seafood. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4327 I'm hoping the fish will waltz right into it... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4328 Looks like you caught the rare Baccarat fish. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4329 My wife prefers a richer flavor. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4330 Catch-and-release. Too light. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4331 Your bait is too big 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4332 We have the same one. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4333 Don't worry, the bulbs are waterproof. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4334 The flames are a nice touch. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4335 And my wife said, fishing would never enlighten me. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4336 Fishing from the balustrade at Mar-a-Lago; who would have thought? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4337 Check and see if the maker's mark says "Costa Concordia." 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4338 I think they'll appreciate the presentation 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4339 I've always had luck with this bait, and you can reuse it. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4340 Liberace bait? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4341 The Wall Street sharks love it. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4342 Son, the best free things come from down under. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4343 They've been stealing my bait all day; I might as well give their dinner a nice atmosphere... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4344 I hope to catch a ballroom. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4345 Now ya see, pelagics are classy fish 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4346 My wife wanted something less formal. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4347 Climate change. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4348 Are we fishin for guppies or yuppies? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4349 Throw out the primrose-scented bait. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4350 It must be this new filament line. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4351 Oh, its an endangered Chandelier, you have to throw it back! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4352 The secret to catching a big one is using a diamond chandelier as bait…helped me reel in my ex-wife 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4353 Just when I thought this is just another drab and gloomy day! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4354 They were out of worms. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4355 What kind of fly did you use? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4356 Have you noticed an increase in hooking this kind of stuff since the climate change? 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4357 It takes a big lure to catch a big g fish 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4358 A shiner. What does it look like? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4359 It is for Poseidon's birthday party! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4360 Climate change. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4361 No small fish to fry, but a whale of a catch. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4362 Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river with a chandelier runs through it. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4363 I've been looking for the perfect complement for the foyer. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4364 Hopefully the fish like Sia. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4365 One of my issues my therapist thinks is that I act on my every impulse. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4366 Do you think that energy saving bulbs would fit in there? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4367 Front-loading your big fish story, again, I see. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4368 This housing market requires some out-of-the box thinking 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4369 See, there is nothing like caviar hooks! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4370 I've got a theory about chandeliers and carp. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4371 It’s more challenging with light tackle 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4372 Must have been one hell of a fight. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4373 It’s a special technique for King salmon fishing. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4374 My wife said I should be more sophisticated. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4375 Toss it back. I'm not cleaning it! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4376 If I'm being honest Stanley, I still wish you had just given me a fish. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4377 She threw the girly magazine prints in at same time, so lets keep looking. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4378 So you promise this is normal? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4379 Looks like the lights are running today. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4380 Well this sheds a whole new light on our distressed oceans. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4381 It doesn't look Venetian to me. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4382 They have everything here! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4383 They must have a great economy down there. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4384 This only attracts the big ones with excellent taste. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4385 We should find a spot a little further away from the Titanic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4386 With this I'll be able to catch one of Liberace's Three Little Fishes. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4387 Go big or go home 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4388 Got to love those electronic minnows! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4389 Whaddaya think - this one minimum legal size? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4390 Dad always told me there was money to be made in phishing. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4391 I was hoping to put a fish on my wall. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4392 To think, a baby turtle might have choked on this. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4393 This is taking bait and switch a bit too far. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4394 I only ever get kettles. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4395 It's more of a delicacy. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4396 What terrific catch, you’ve always loved Liberace! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4397 I didn't know he was buried at sea. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4398 Looks like we got ourselves a light one here. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4399 When this is told later, the candles were OUT, deal? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4400 I'm hoping for an electrician. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4401 Darn. I just redid my dining room and this won't work. I guess it is a tosser.... 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4402 You know, once this thing hits the water, it’ll be lights out. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4403 This is how you lure a "big fish." 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4404 The beauty of it Congressman, is that everyone thinks we're holed-up in session hashing out issues! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4405 You should have seen the bulb that got away. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4406 I'm throwing it back. It doesn't complement. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4407 Why not just buy caviar at the store Dave? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4408 Uh-oh...SpongeBob RichPants is gonna be maaad at you. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4409 Do you know at what wattage we can keep a chandelier? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4410 Before the ice caps melted, this was where Trump tower was. I think you've snagged one of his golden chandeliers. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4411 You might try a lighter line 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4412 I’d keep it, but I only brought the small bucket. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4413 I told sea level rise was going to impact beautiful coastal communities. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4414 IT'S A GOLD FISH LURE. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4415 Looks like another piece of the Titanic. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4416 Are you trying to attract a classier type of fish? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4417 Another crystal? Them beaded ones just ain't biting today. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4418 Don't bother weighing this one, seems pretty light. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4419 See! We always have good luck at first light! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4420 This is the light that was at the end of the tunnel 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4421 Pollution has really gotten out of hand. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4422 Guess they're running out of fish to stock it with. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4423 That settles it. This new line is getting 5 stars on Amazon. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4424 Didn't we just see one of these on HGTV? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4425 This looks like a keeper 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4426 This is a multifaceted lure from which retreat will be difficult. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4427 Waterford Down, that's crystal clear. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4428 Sure, I've tried fancier lures, but this one works just fine for me. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4429 I think it's called ... gentrification. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4430 I've got a sinking feeling this is just the tip of the iceberg, 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4431 So there she was in her night gown. She said, "I want you do whatever you want to!"...so here I am. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4432 Pairings...first thought...haricots verts and a crisp chardonnay. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4433 I caught a baroque one last week. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4434 I guess those rumor's "Liberace" loved fishing here has some merit. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4435 I caught the matching sconces. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4436 I'm appealing to the elitists. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4437 I still say ordinary worms are the best bait! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4438 You gut it, I'll fry it. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4439 They taste great with just some butter and lemon. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4440 Well... It happened again. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4441 100 years in the future: “Now I know why they call this the area the Plaza Fishing Grounds.” 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
4442 WOW! What bait were you using? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4443 My lucky day - this ought to save me a trip to mall for an anniversary gift 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4444 That's reel lit, bruh 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4445 She got the house and the kids. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4446 Throw it back, you won't be able to put in on the wall of your mancave. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4447 Great catch. Sell it on eBay. It will cover at least our coffee 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4448 That looks like a 100 pounder. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4449 Must be from the glampers up river. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4450 Planning on catching a wife? She'll be a cold fish. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4451 Yeah, it’s based on a technique found in nature, but I improved it. Anglerfish have only one light source 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4452 Hey, I´ll trade you this one for the desk you got a little while ago. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4453 I'm not trying to catch them so much as change their decor. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4454 And no one believed my other big-fish stories.... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4455 This is the last time I go fishing for Donald Trump. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4456 Some say light tackle, some say heavy tackle. I say, why not both? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4457 Ok now put your lure right under mine, they won't be able to resist. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4458 I was wondering where that disappeared to. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4459 I could have gotten a second one by just paying a separate fee. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4460 Not exactly what I meant when I said, "flashy bait". 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4461 And she said fishing was a waste of time. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4462 Carry matches and stop asking for a light up . 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4463 Throw it back. It docent take LEDs. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4464 That coastal erosion thing might be real 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4465 The Grand Piano and Spiral Staircase Fish are really biting 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4466 What did you use for bait? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4467 Flotsom from the Titanic keeps washing up ashore. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4468 Its supposed to be irresistible to orcas. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4469 You can catch almost anything on Velveeta... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4470 Isn't your bait a little too factitious? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4471 The Great White Trump's already running again. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4472 I wonder what the poor fishermen are doing this year. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4473 You know, I got the idea after going to see Phantom of the Opera with my wife. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4474 It's been like this since I switched to Amex bait. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4475 Throw it back, we're only trying to catch lampreys. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4476 My wife would love it in the dining room, but these catch and release laws are strict! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4477 It's a sea chandy. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4478 I guess the caviar just aren’t biting today. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4479 I’m havin a hell of a time finding a tackle box. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4480 I just don't see the benefit of those fancy lures... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4481 I'm fishing for a house. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4482 Teach a man to fish and he eats caviar for a lifetime 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4483 If I bring home dinner, will my wife be mad about the chandelier? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4484 Heck, I cast enough bait to bring up a ship. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4485 It’s a light, but not light. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4486 I suspect I'm the one being trolled by this new lure. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4487 The fish are gone, but you get a lot of pre-Arctic melt artifacts. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4488 These days, even the fish are gentrifying. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4489 They threw this in with our premium seats for "Phantom of the Opera." 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4490 I fish where the fish are rich. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4491 Light catch today 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4492 Be careful - it could be a chandalierukandji. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4493 This new chandelure works pretty well. Casting is the only problem. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4494 Hey, it works for Anglerfish . . . might as well give it a try . . . . 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4495 So I said to the wife, 'And what do I get in the divorce?' and she tells me to go fish. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4496 Didn't you hear? It’s legal now to bait for great whites. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4497 It's all the lures in my tackle box; but I really need a bigger reel to haul in all the fish one cast gets me. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4498 Are you sure we bought a fishing license, not a fixture license? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4499 I mean, I guess we can fry it. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4500 I wonder what happened to the electric eel? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4501 Figured I’d try for a dining room this time. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4502 Wait until you see how the goldfish sparkle. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4503 Looks like a relic of a sunken living room. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4504 When you told your wife that you'd come home with a big one this time, I didn't think you meant this. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4505 It's going to be hard to clean. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
4506 Normally, I prefer to fish after dark. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4507 I heard on the news that so many houses are under water. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4508 You better throw it back, they're only 60 watt. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4509 It's crystal clear: this ain't no walleye. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4510 Seems more plausible than Jesus'. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4511 I'm using Jerkbait with number 6 hooks on 8 pound test line. What're you using? Picked up this little beauty at the GOP bait shop in town. They call it "The Donald", it's shiny as hell, and just about everything hits it. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4512 I can’t get a signal from the survey team. Everything happened so fast after the accident. I assumed Dr. Veloso was right behind us. Do you think they...? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4513 It's time to cut bait. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4514 You were right. I should put up the extra twenty for the chandelier license. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4515 I'm trying to catch a rare Yellow-Bellied Versailles. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4516 I've gotta stop using glow-worms as bait. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4517 Unfortunately our decor is post-modern. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4518 Told you it was a light catch. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4519 You get what you give when it comes to quality. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4520 Evolution is a bitch. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4521 That a Chandelier Fish. They're out of season. Toss it back. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4522 I fish, you tweet. Then we switch. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4523 Honestly, Jeeves. A flashlight would have sufficed. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4524 Sometimes being an exterior decorator isn't as glamorous as it sounds. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4525 It's about getting beyond that catching fish thing. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4526 His name was pronounced "Liber-Ah-chee". 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4527 Apparently he slept with the chandelier. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4528 You’ve got more bulbs than the Donald 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4529 Like they say, "Go big, or go home" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4530 I’d try the mealworms or a lower dimmer setting. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4531 At least the opera house will be happy. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4532 "Does catch and release apply to this beauty? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4533 Well, they weren't biting on the kitchen sink. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4534 More water-spots. I must have a talk with the mermaid. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
4535 I told you this would be a fishing expedition. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4536 The wife said she wanted to start cooking light. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4537 When prepared right, they make for good eating. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4538 How close are we to the Titanic? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4539 The water is always crystal clear this time of year. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4540 I usually believe in catch-and-release, but I really think the bathroom calls out for a little touch of bling. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4541 yah, the wide mouth bass are huge this time of the year. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4542 Carp don't need it. They can't see. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4543 I'll drain the swamp myself I guess. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4544 It's one of the chandeliers from the last White House Correspondent's Dinner held back in the early twenty-first century. As I remember, some vulgar, no-name comedienne deep-sixed the whole thing. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4545 Looks like Phantom of the Opera closed at the Long Wharf Theatre 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4546 This is how you lure a "big fish." 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4547 Bait and switch! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4548 Are you sure they already found Nemo? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4549 I've been told that fish like sparkly objects. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4550 I'm gonna catch me an heiress come hook or crook. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4551 Son, this is what we call, "trickle-down economics." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4552 The lava lamp wasn't working. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4553 I’m trying to land some fancy tuna. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4554 Yep son, 'Liberace bait', it's the Rainbow Trout's favorite. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4555 I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4556 I'd expect you might find a bra down there, but a CANDLE-AH-bra???!!! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4557 'Bout four karats more, and I wouldn't have to throw her back! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4558 Keep an eye out for some fine china. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4559 Last week I caught a table service for eight. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4560 Can you spare a hundred worms? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4561 I'm trying to start a new YouTube show dancing with the starfish 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4562 Mermaid lure. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4563 Cleaning and gutting this is going to be a nightmare. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4564 I figured fat fish are weight conscious so I’m using a light lure. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4565 Didn’t realize these waters had electric eels! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4566 I told you you were using the wrong bait 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4567 I heard that this is the best way to catch a rare fish called the Liberace. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4568 I might have expected this is what I'd get fishing off the Chandeleur Islands. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4569 at least they'll go out in style. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4570 I'm only out here to catch some rays. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4571 They call me the Compleat Angler. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4572 No, I said I thought I had a 'BITE'! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4573 I guess it wasn't opulent enough for the White House 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4574 Sure, no gills. But at least it's gilded. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4575 The stuff you can find on Etsy! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4576 Your approach to internet dating might not necessarily work on fish. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4577 This is a little out of season, I guess. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4578 King Mackerel, I presume? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4579 It's been a light day for fishing. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4580 It’s called a blue whale lure. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4581 I guess I just found a birthday present for my wife, UNLIKE the President! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4582 I'm thinking grilled with a lemon butter sauce. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4583 so, that's how you always get the biggest republicans? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4584 Well Earl, looks like we discovered Atlantis. The film adaptation is going to suck. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4585 I can still hear Gramps -- "Don't sell your dreams short." 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4586 This fish is lit. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4587 Ya want big fish? Use big bait. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4588 And for all these years I thought Liberace died of natural causes. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4589 The food is okay but the ambiance really keeps them coming. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4590 They’re way too much trouble to filet. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4591 Our motto is....We Always Deliver.....including this order from the Titanic.... 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4592 They told me using glow worms as bait would attract lantern fish. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4593 Despite its name, crappies are actually very fancy 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4594 It's the second one I've hooked from the gated community under here. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4595 Whaddaya mean 'too much?' 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4596 I think I'll switch back to a diet of worms. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4597 So I win right? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4598 took it from our foreclosed McMansion... maybe this way it'll be useful. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4599 What am I fishing for? Electric eels, of course. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4600 The Atlantis Flea Market is better than you'd think 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4601 I was a fly fisherman before the divorce 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4602 Dude, I don't think that works for the Little Mermaid. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4603 Damn gentrification! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4604 It's my fatcatfish lure. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4605 Is this what they mean by "trickle down?" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4606 Mating season...it's a whole thing now. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4607 I guess I should have gone with the modern lure. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4608 I've been wanting so much just to land a candlefish. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4609 It's a shame you can't eat Louis XV for dinner 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4610 It's the most alluring lure I could find. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4611 Yeah, that Onassis had one swell yacht. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4612 Did I tell you how I won the raffle at Liberace’s Lure Shop? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4613 Eight 40 watt bulbs, what an electrifying catch, Liberace would be so proud! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4614 Quit changing the subject. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4615 This looks more Beauty and the Beast than The Little Mermaid. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4616 Neptune’s loss, my gain. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4617 That reminds me....I have an extra ticket to Phantom of the Opera. Wanna go? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4618 Let's find a new spot. Shad only swim in crystal clear water. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4619 If this doesn't work, I'll have to try the kitchen sink. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4620 I ordered this from Trump Tackle and Bait Shop. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4621 Maybe it's too old-fashioned. Do they sell lures at IKEA? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4622 I'm shocked. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4623 Goes to show, people will dump anything in the ocean nowadays. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4624 Went with the fancy bait, huh? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4625 I think this belongs to Sia. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4626 These guys aren't in season until the winter months. It's catch, relight, and release this time of year. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4627 Who knew crashing an underwater wedding would be so easy? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4628 Catch and Relight. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4629 Too Small, another catch and release. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4630 I told you this rod makes light work of it 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4631 Nothing like a little light fishing to soothe the savage beast. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4632 The Catskills in the year 2020. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4633 I think I have to throw it back. Looks like a juvenile. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4634 If you take mom's side, your X-box is next! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4635 Guess the Titanic reenactment didn't go so well. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4636 Hemingway’s lesser known short story, “The Old Man and the Sia” 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4637 Liberace owned the cabin next door. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4638 Light weight tackle. You weren’t kidding 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4639 If we're lucky, we might still have time to see if we can hook a set of silver and maybe even a butler! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4640 My wife is going to love this. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4641 It snares a bouillabaisse. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4642 You’r never going to catch anything with those puny little lures you use. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4643 I'm hoping to snag a big investor. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4644 Are you using power bait? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4645 Night crawlers. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4646 I hear by 2050 you may even be able to get the whole house. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4647 The mermaids are going to notice something fishy Bob. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4648 All these hooks, and I not even one bite! Go figure.... 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4649 Guess this is what I get for using bait and tacky. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4650 Looks like I won’t have to buy Betty a souvenir after all. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4651 A largemouth bass 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4652 Before global warming, I'd only catch the occasional tire here. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4653 You are the Master Baiter! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4654 You want this one? No more room in my garage. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4655 You'll never catch anything with that. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4656 When you deep sea fish in the dark abyss of Tiffany Trench, Jimmy, you hook these amazing glowing wonders. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4657 No bites, but I received three bids and a dare! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4658 Luca Liberace sleeps with the fishes. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4659 Its not on. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4660 Catch of the day! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4661 This'll look mighty nice stuffed and hangin' in my FOI-yay. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4662 I had no idea there were big fish swimming about 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4663 First time I've used fireflies. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4664 Why is everything I catch so light? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4665 Ornate Bait 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4666 I’ve heard of a chandelier lure, but that is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4667 I'm out to catch the big one! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4668 I'm hoping to catch the next Liberace. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4669 Dick's Sporting Goods just hasn't been the same, Bob. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4670 Pollution. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4671 I'm thinking tasty fish might have good taste. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4672 With new EPA rules I'll light up the water so fish can see your bait. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4673 You shoulda seen the klieg light that got away. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4674 At least this isn't hanging over my head anymore. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4675 did you keep the receipt? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4676 "I fish to stave off my darkness. What do I do with all this light"? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4677 This is not a keeper since there is a limit. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4678 Make sure it's not plugged in! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4679 Then the boss said, "Go big or go home." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4680 It’s catch and re-light. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4681 Last month I caught a ceiling fan. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4682 Bummer! That's a nice crystal chandelier. Too bad this is catch and release. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4683 Yep, but yesterday, I got me a 2 footer silver Sputnik mid-century. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4684 King Triton is not going to like this!!! 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4685 Tom, would you say this is Dutch or Neoclassical? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4686 Well that certainly puts a new light on fishing! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4687 Another bit of flotsam from the Titanic. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4688 No, I never saw 'The Phantom of the Opera.' Why do you ask?" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4689 I guess they weren't joking about that whole global warming thing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4690 Go big or go home, dude. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4691 What? Fish don't appreciate a timeless light fixture? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4692 They say that generations ago, long before you were born, this region was home to the largest, most environmentally-unfriendly aristocracy you can imagine. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4693 I’m telling you again, that lure is too big for trout. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4694 Flooding Versailles for fishing was a bad idea 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4695 I got tired of blowing out all the candles. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4696 I'm just hoping for a better class of fish. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4697 this ones pretty nice 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4698 First one I ever caught. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4699 Everybody keeps telling me to try light tackle! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4700 I was hoping for an electric eel. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4701 My wife said caviar would really impress the inlaws at my daughter's wedding. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4702 lighting it up this morning, eh Joe?! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4703 It's a sushi-grade lure. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4704 It's always a surprise fishing above the Titantic... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4705 Incandescent. Why, what kind of bait are you using? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4706 Guess we're having candles for dinner. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4707 If it clashes with your decor, throw it back. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4708 Looks like hurricane season came early, Bill. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4709 I'm more about the "fly" than the "fishing" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4710 I thought I’d have better luck luring them with fine dining. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4711 It's my new 'move towards the light' lure, and she works just great; the problem is finding an outlet. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4712 Most of the readers out there will think you just caught this, but this is in fact your fishing bait. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4713 I guess there's to fish Chande-here. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4714 This kind of thing is very common among celebrities and people of wealth. We are different. That's why there should be different standards for us. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4715 I’m going to lure the big fish with the promise of opulence in the next realm. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4716 Are we near where the Titanic went down? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4717 This isn't what I meant when I said we'd do some light fishing. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4718 I suddenly feel undressed. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4719 I’ve heard they’re catching big one with light tackle so I thought I’d give it a try. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4720 Trying to catch an opera house? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4721 The Orvis guy didn’t tell us that lampfish were running today. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4722 You have to throw it back. it's not Neoclassical season. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4723 Hey ! My pole just got lighter. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4724 Chandeliers work for mermaids only if you chum the water first with day old squid. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4725 The gawanus has gotten much too fancy for me 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4726 Well, I'll be....I didn't think using a candelabra as bait was a good idea either. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4727 I'm fishing for Liberacies 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4728 Do you just use it as a drop line or can you cast it too? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4729 Those pirates had no aesthetic taste if they ditched this beauty. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4730 You give a man a fish, he eats for a day. You teach a man to fish, he eats a chandelier. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4731 I'm after Parvenus 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4732 Trust me. It'll attract the bougie fishes. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4733 I ran out of worms. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4734 Water pollution is really getting out of hand... 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4735 I'll trade you a pair of cement shoes and a men's ankle bracelet. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4736 The upper crustacean. Any questions? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4737 The trouble is finding a good taxidermist to mount it. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4738 It’s almost as big as last year’s kitchen sink! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4739 Its not what I was hoping for, but I think my wife is going to love it. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4740 We must be getting close to Charlie the tuna's hangout. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4741 It looks like the chandler from your dining room! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4742 I guess the rising tide didn't raise THIS boat. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4743 It can get pretty dark down there. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4744 If we keep it, we'll be over our limit for today. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4745 Do you think it’s big enough to keep, or should I toss it back in? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4746 Um...do you think there is a white piano down there too? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4747 I “Sia” caught a chandelier! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4748 It's a good thing I brought my light tackle. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4749 Whaddya use as a lure? a silver spoon? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4750 This may be a sign my house is "underwater." 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4751 Well ain’t this a Field and Stream moment...I’ve been dreaming about marlin all day and I get...Liberace?? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4752 "I haven't had a nibble all day. I'm not buying any more of my lures from the Bait and Antiques Shop". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4753 So the Rolex didn't work well as yuppie bait? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4754 What is the use of lighting up the dining room, when I come home without a main course? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4755 I've heard of chandiru but I didn't think it looked like this. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4756 I ain't never caught a fish with it, but as the head of the EPA, I like to be in tune with nature. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4757 That was the brightest idea you could think of? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4758 We should have used the cheaper bait. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4759 Throw it back, it has bad taste. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4760 This attracts a high caliber of monkfish. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4761 I was meant for a caviar lifestyle. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4762 The wife's gonna hate cleaning this. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4763 Classy fish loves the candelabra. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4764 Oh, this isn't to catch fish. I just want to taunt them with what could have been. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4765 I think I've exceeded the weight limit. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4766 The fish here go for the glitz. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4767 Had you ever thought of packing it in and getting a job on Wall Street? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4768 Uh Hank, can you google 'coordinates', 'Titanic', 'sink', please ? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4769 A candlefish. Didn't know they were running this early in the season. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4770 I’ve found that the best bait is the promise of class mobility. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4771 I don't think we're deep enough. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4772 I've got to stop using tiaras for bait. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4773 The touch of glam always works on the bottom dwellers. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4774 Do you think they’ll take it in Antiques Roadshow? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4775 I have just always been into party girls. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4776 Watts wrong with this picture? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4777 It's like politics; just dangle a bait and see who bites! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4778 Didn't know fishing could be so lit, dad. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4779 I read somewhere about using a lighter lure. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4780 I know He said "I am the light of the world," and that I should be in church, not fishing, on a Sunday, but really? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4781 She got all my tackle in the divorce... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4782 I don't know Dan, I actually think it could work in the man cave! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4783 Sometimes the biggest ones give the least fight. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4784 I was fishing for gold, but I guess this will do. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4785 I saw an angler fish do this on PBS. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4786 Did you watch ‘The Shape of Water’ again last night? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4787 Throw it back the our licences are limited to tires.6 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4788 I just watched a wildlife program about the anglerfish... it got me thinking. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4789 If you want to catch a mermaid it helps to let her catch a glimpse of your light and your wallet. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4790 Hey buddy, what bait are YOU using. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4791 I've heard of houses being underwater, but this takes it to a new level. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4792 That's what you call fishing Cajun style off the Chadeleur islands! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4793 Catch and release is such a bitch. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4794 I was wondering where I'd put this. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4795 I'm gonna land a sea and be seen bass. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4796 I'm tellin ya Joe. Fish in schools nowadays are so jaded. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4797 what bate are you using? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4798 Yes,the lighting brings out your eyes. Now stop fishing for compliments. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4799 Better than last week, when all I got was a candlestick. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4800 Last week I caught a Louboutin boot. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4801 It must be the gilded bait I started using. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4802 Dude, you need a smaller lure! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4803 Well maybe I should start from the beginning. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4804 All I got in the divorce was this chandelier; but it makes for great bait. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4805 Orvis recommends bumping up from the candelabra if you want to catch the big one! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4806 Better as bait than in my dining room 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4807 I'm done with stripers, frank. I'm looking for something more classy. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4808 The guy at the bait shop said this was a sure thing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4809 You are fishing in Martha's Vineyard, you know. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4810 What a catch! This one's going on the wall. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4811 It only works as bait for the caviar. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4812 It seems fishing get more expensive every year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4813 It's certainly an imaginative response to the aesthetic problems of fishing. Does it work? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4814 I told you that 'Private Beach' sign was in a curious location. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4815 It's for their school formal. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4816 Fishing in the Hamptons, circa 2050. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4817 I'm "phishing" for a different kind of fish. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4818 My cousin got me a fancy new lure 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4819 Do you have the Angie's List app on your phone? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4820 It'll look better in the aquarium. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4821 We must be fishin' one high rent fishin' hole. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4822 My wife did say I should try to start eating light. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4823 I realize it's ambitious, but those wall street banker-fish have gotten persnickety. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4824 Crap! I was hoping for a nice fish. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4825 I heard Wall Street was under water. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4826 These New York guppies have expensive taste. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4827 My wife wants it dripping, with jewels. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4828 I'm hoping it'll work as bait to snare me a living room set. It's that law of attraction thing. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4829 Its the trickle-down theory. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4830 Let there be light! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4831 I guess we got another one of Ariel's whatsits. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4832 It had a feeling it would be a light one. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4833 I thought the candles were in the wind. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4834 Adam look here! A Hanukkah miracle in May! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4835 Fishing near the Titanic, 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4836 Guess I ‘ll release it and go for the candelabra 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4837 The wife says she wants me to start eating light. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4838 I'd guess there's a magnificent shipwreck somewhere nearby. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4839 Liberace plays with the fishes. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4840 We'll just say it was in the Nixon White House. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4841 When antiquing withdrawal goes bad. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4842 Release it, it's not big enough yet. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4843 I only want fish that know quality. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4844 It's all I could afford. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4845 Fishing for ideas, hu? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4846 I was hoping for more shabby chic but I guess this will have to do. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4847 These Nantucket fish have high standards. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4848 I'm going for the elusive Siafish 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4849 Funny, yesterday I caught a tuna with my metal detector. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4850 You reel in what you put out bait for. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4851 You can always get what you want but you get what you need ! Love going fishing with you my friend. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4852 Yeah, it's good for black tie dinners and catching liberache bass 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4853 Naw, just electric. Doesn't count. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4854 Unhook that and try again in the same place. I bet you can hook a water table. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4855 When you use squid for bait, you never know what they'll grab when they are down there! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4856 Sautéed or fried? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4857 The expression is to 'catch lightning in a bottle', not lighting. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4858 If this doesn't hook us a re-decorator for Camp David, nothing will. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
4859 I hooked a Tiffany lamp, but it got away. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4860 Catch and release? Check the manuel. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4861 We must be close to the caviar. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4862 didn't you bring a saltwater lure? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
4863 Now we can fish until daybreak. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
4864 It’s from that new artisanal bait and tackle place in Williamsburg. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
4865 This is going to be some far-fetched fixture story. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4866 I call this lure Shamdelier. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4867 You ever caught a Ballroomfish? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4868 Ever since I switched from incandescent to halogen I've been getting much better bites! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4869 After catching trouts for the last forty years, this is the first time I caught a Swarovski! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4870 Let’s just say, if fishing is a religion, I saw the light. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4871 all thats left of Liberace's last garage sale 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4872 Release it, Bob. According to state regulations, a Victorian Crystal must be at least 48 inches. That there is no keeper. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4873 Do you get a dining table and chairs with that? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4874 If it’s not the Grand Staircase, throw it back. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4875 Damn! I already got one of these. I was trying for a turnstile. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4876 We must be over a private school. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4877 The fish can't help but get into the swing of it. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4878 It's a better return than Wall Street. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4879 That’s an odd jellyfish. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4880 It's spring, Jack! Catfish go for a more contemporary style. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4881 Maybe they should stick to golf in Mara-Lago. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4882 I had one in gold but it got away. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4883 After this last favor, Aquaman and I are finally even. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4884 Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4885 Damn,that's a fancy fish 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4886 Maybe I shouldn't cut bait and run! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4887 Son, did you leave the bait in our dining room again? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4888 I can't hold this forever - trust me and put the night crawlers on the Wedgwood. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4889 Throw it back in? Nah, it's big enough to keep. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4890 I’m after the Victorians 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4891 Really? Well what would YOU use to catch a Swarovski grouper? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4892 My wife bought me this lure. Told me not to come home until I caught a pair of candlesticks. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4893 I read it in 'Bassin' With Liberace.' 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4894 I was making a lightning-bug fly and got carried away. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4895 Do you know "Chopsticks"? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4896 I'm Liberace, without a piano. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4897 'I am starting to understand trickle-down economics." 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4898 Sitting on the dock of the bay (area). 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4899 Give a fisherman a chandelier, and he has light for a day. Teach him how to draw a man fishing for a chandelier, and he'll have a cartoon caption for a lifetime. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4900 Light pollution. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4901 At last, the theory of the leisure class is disproved. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4902 My wife has expensive tastes. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4903 although in decent shape for a Mid-Century fixture, id' throw it back 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4904 Must be the pollution, another example of Titanic Syndrome 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4905 It lacks a human element. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4906 Still trying to catch the 1%. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4907 I guess all that 'swinging' didn't turn out that well! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4908 It's from Mar-en-Lago, the latest victim of climate change. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4909 Wow, there it is. It fell off my head on New Year’s Eve. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4910 Forget the spoon, I'm going with the "chande-lure." 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4911 I'm hoping to catch Darryl Hannah, of course. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4912 I heard the chandeliers were running this year. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4913 Mid-Century Atlantis, I think. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4914 It probably came from the Bush family's summer home out on the point. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4915 I caught it with a shiner. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4916 Those must be fake candles. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4917 Just wait till you see my tackle box. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4918 What makes you think I'm fishing for compliments? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4919 Do I throw it back? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4920 This is a great one, but I went over the season limit yesterday. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4921 "My therapist told me to think outside the box". 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4922 Makes sense considering the tux and ball gown last week. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4923 Yep, it draws male jellyfish like flies. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4924 Next I’m hoping for the piano. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4925 What'd ya say this spot was called again? Gilded Age Reservoir? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4926 Catch and release or you gonna keep it? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4927 Only the Phantom knows. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4928 What can I say? I like gold swimmers! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4929 Well there's more to fishing than just catching fish! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4930 Well, my family is going to starve to death, but at least we'll die in style. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4931 Hoping to catch a whale with this one 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4932 This lets the small ones get away. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4933 Look on the bright side, this one didn't get away. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4934 Damn bait and switch. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4935 That's the kind of bait you gotta have for mermaids. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4936 I heard this was a good place to catch one-percenters. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4937 That's the Tier-Candle style dummy. Cylindrical-Shade is so last year." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4938 Thank God you didn't get electrocuted. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4939 OK. What bait would you use for mermaids? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4940 Oh look, it’s a bioluminescent one 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4941 I think I'm using the wrong bait. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4942 Yeah, but at least the fish have some great new spots for spawning. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4943 You teach a man to fish, and you feed his interior decorating skills for a lifetime. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4944 Dang, I was fishing for a compliment 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4945 May as well go into it hook, line and chandelier. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4946 I ask the guy for "a lure," and this is what I get! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4947 So I said, "I can't stop you from using LED's, Bill, but remember-- mermaid fishing is an art and a craft." 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4948 You said you hoped our trip would be "lit," son. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4949 Nothing else is working. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4950 I know you said there are fish in here...just gotta see it for myself. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4951 She really hated it. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4952 I could have sworn the product description said "chandel-lure." 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4953 go big or go home ... em I right? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4954 I usually go night-fishing. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4955 What's our chandelier bag limit? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4956 I switched bait. It’s called “Mar-a-langostino.” 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4957 Um... Bob?... ‘Ship’s CHANDLER wanted’. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4958 Let me guess... The Shopping Channel? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4959 Big bait, big fish. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4960 Lucky you. All I got was an old boot and a used condom. 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
4961 Proving once again that worms work better than those fancy exotic feather flies. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4962 Are you going for quantity or quality? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4963 It works surprisingly well for catching a lot of large fish so long as you keep it shallow. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4964 What are you trying to catch with that? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4965 I heard that the radiation leaks from the Fukushima reactor disaster were affecting ocean life, but this is ridiculous. 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
4966 Haven't had my bait stolen once. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4967 Ha, I had just released him this morning. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4968 Looks like a good re-gift candidate to me. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4969 "Dining with the fishes" is a new one on me. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
4970 I normally don't use it during the day. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4971 Hey Art! Refresh my memory. Where did you say the Titanic sank? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4972 I dunno. It barely sheds light on anything... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4973 You catch more flies with honey. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4974 Is this recyclable? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4975 Just came to spawn. Back in she goes. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4976 Have to throw it back, not enough crystal prisms to light up our living room! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4977 It's the journey, not the catch! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4978 That’ll certainly make for a nice dinner. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4979 Ya, I got a light. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4980 Well, I'll be damned... 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4981 The secret is to firmly affix your derrière to the dock. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4982 Dude, is that a candelabra? That old dude playing piano on the plateau needs one of those, dude. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4983 This puts the super in super-fund-site. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4984 Dad, is this what you mean by enlightenment? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4985 I'm tired of trying to find fish. Let THEM find ME. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4986 Like I said, bait with electric eels. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4987 You know, I heard some long-ago president had a resort somewhere around here. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
4988 It's not like the worms were working... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4989 I'm trying a different bait. Some big fish are only interested in the sparkle. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4990 A C-note fishing lure always gives me my best catches! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4991 I'm trying to catch a Princess. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4992 It is not as much fun as it used to be. I still remember the time when my dad and I would come to this very spot and, within minutes, would start reeling in old shoes like you wouldn’t believe. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4993 ESKEETIT!! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4994 You never fished for debutante carp? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4995 Maybe they’ll fall for the old bait and switch. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4996 I heard Trump might win the election. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4997 Is this your first time? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4998 I think I'm able to locate the table. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4999 Well, we're not serfcasting here! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5000 Still using those ‘glow in the dark’ worms for bait, eh? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5001 'YEA YOU MIGHT CATCH A GRAND PIANO WITH THAT" 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5002 Sure, plenty of bites, but never one big enough to keep. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5003 Enlightening ! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5004 It's mermaid bait. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5005 This is how you catch the caviar. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5006 Good luck catching a ceiling 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5007 This will give the fish a charge. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5008 Well the guy in the bait shop said they follow the light so I thought..... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5009 AND I THOUGHT PLASTIC WAS A PROBLEM 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5010 Before you cast could you shine a little light over here? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5011 It's the only way my wife gets me to make a decision about decorating the house....I think she wants this for the foyer. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5012 That kind of bait only works well with aspirational lower-middle-class fish in big ponds, Chuck. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5013 I bets you catch a lot of light with that. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5014 So far, the only thing I've caught is a lamp...rey. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5015 Many men fish all their lives without ever realizing that it is not the fish they are after. (paraphrase of Thoreau) 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5016 I may have just gone over the legal limit 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5017 So that's what those electric eels are for. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5018 I didn't think you actually meant fishing was the light of your life. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5019 Goldfish? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5020 Maybe this will help the fish see my bait. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5021 If you think this is a lot of bait you should have seen what it took to to lure your mother 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5022 Finally, I see the light. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5023 Looks like they had Phantom of the Opera in Atlantis, too. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5024 We don’t discard anything that we can repurpose. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5025 Better throw that back. Their on the endanger species. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5026 Yeah, it was more expensive than the candelabra lure, but I'm not messing around out here. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5027 I wish my brother George was here. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5028 I'm starting to doubt the effectiveness of this lure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5029 I thought I'd brighten their day 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5030 So......who do you think will take the regional this year? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5031 This fixture won't accept energy efficient light bulbs. Maybe I can hook a big fish with my so-called chandelure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5032 Because I hope to hook a mermaid. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5033 I took up fishing to light up my life but I never expected this. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5034 I am here for the Liberace fish 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5035 I dunno, this fish being attracted to light theory does not appear to work. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5036 I'm hoping to catch a fish who actually has a decent taste in home decor. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5037 People tell me I'm a fool to use a chandelier as bait, but what they don't realize is that this is a chandelier made entirely out of worms. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5038 If this doesn't get me a big fish, nothing will. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5039 EPA announces plan to shed light on illegal fishing practices 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5040 Your wife is going to great lengths to hide her purchases. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5041 Is this a catch-and-release? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5042 Yeah, I'm just fishing for compliments. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5043 I guess some people think recycling is beneath then. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5044 What kind of fish do you expect to catch with that? One that's on a light diet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5045 I finally caught the Fancy Feast! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5046 The chandeliers are really biting this year. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5047 I go all out on bait 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5048 I think you should throw it back. Its horrible on the electrical bill. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5049 What, no strobe lights? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5050 Well you know what the wife says; it isn't the just fishing off the top of rich folks' houses after a flood hits that will make us rich, it's us doing it on our own reality show. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5051 We must be over the lost city of Miami. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5052 It worked for the phantom of the opera 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5053 Let's keep the fish in the dark 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5054 Second time in two weeks Klem...A chandelier...what am I supposed to do with a chandelier?.. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5055 So what are you using for bait? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5056 It attracts the fish with better taste. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5057 Maybe it's a local species? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5058 It's too small. You best throw it back. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5059 It's great for attracting a bass - he'll think it's a chance to appear at the Met. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5060 I figured beluga bait would bring in something special, but golly. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5061 I thought Mom told you to hang that back up? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5062 This will go perfect with the Victorian tea cart I caught last week. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5063 The worst part is the no refund policy. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5064 If the crystal's impure you have to throw it back. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5065 Barry, always a 'disruptor', pivots from lighting store to bait and tackle. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5066 Wow, is there a town down there? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5067 No need to fish for evidence, I already told you she’s a gold digger. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5068 This must be what they spent all that oil money on... 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5069 My Dad swore by this lure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5070 My house might be underwater, but at least I'll get dinner out of it. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5071 I'm fishing for new Trump worthy appointees. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5072 If we wear our MAGA caps, the President will tell everyone we caught nothing but Whoppers. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5073 Further proof of high drama in the Hamptons! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5074 No Skeet, I ain’t gonna keep it. And hey, untie my moth. I’m switchin’ to night crawlers. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5075 Need a light ? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5076 Keep using bait like that and you're going to hook Trump Tower. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5077 What lb. test line you using? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5078 I think you took light tackle too literally. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5079 Now that is one fancy catch! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5080 It’s my fanciest rod. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5081 It's called the Tommy James and the Shondells' lure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5082 Nah, gotta throw it back. They get way bigger than this. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5083 Not up to code but it's biliant at attracting fish. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5084 Dude, that is not how he landed Melania. He landed Melania because the world is a cruel and horrible place. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5085 Maybe the Little Mermaid's down there? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5086 Switch bait and maybe you can catch some LED bulbs for it. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5087 Hey, it worked for The Guggenheim.... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5088 It's great for catching light rays. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5089 Facebook says this is what Trump uses. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5090 Hey dude, what you got?" "Eh, the usual. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5091 I'm gonna catch all the fish in the lake with this sucker! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5092 It looks a lot like a minnow once its underwater 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5093 This may shine some light on Trump.. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5094 They can't resist crystal. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5095 I think it's a little on the light side. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5096 I thought fishing was a poor man's sport. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5097 You used WHAT for bait? 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5098 My bait is lit. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5099 I’m not sure this counts as Fishing Great Again! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5100 And what do you think you will catch with THAT?! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5101 I recognize that! It's from that opera, you know the one. I can't think of it. Oh yeah, it's from the Phantom of the Opera! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5102 I've never caught an eulachon before! 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5103 Caught another artifact from the Great Recession 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5104 Sooner or later that fire that I love about you, Rob...that fire's gonna burn out... 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5105 Incredible! I thought those were indigenous to the Mariana Trench. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5106 The wife wants caviar 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5107 Do you really think the country’s alright? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5108 let's see if any deep state Democrats will take the bait, I put truth on the line . . . 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5109 Don’t you think a lure or bait would work better for night time fishing? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5110 Ok, so there is candlefish and there is chandelier-fish. How does that proove Darwin's right? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5111 Isn’t that lure a little large for catching candlefish? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5112 It's all those high-toned flounders. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5113 I think they're endangered, but I doubt if Pruitt's EPA would make you throw it back. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5114 Wow! A Liberace! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5115 It just seems like an octopus will go for this. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5116 Vic at the tackle shop said this is a lighter lure than the one I've been using 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5117 It’s my Republican lure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5118 Those anglerfish sure have evolved 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5119 Now this is fishing! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5120 They just don't go for the old basic lures any more. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5121 The ad for it stalked me for so long I felt it might be patient enough to catch a sucker. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5122 I always needed one of these.... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5123 Nah. I never use bait. Way too much bother if you catch one! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5124 You're the one that said bring light tackle. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5125 Nothing holds a candle to this light tackle. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5126 This is nothing. Let me tell you about the time I almost reeled in the cruise ship. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5127 I guess I just ruined the Codfish Ball. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5128 Who know rampant pollution could be such fun? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5129 If it works for the angler fish... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5130 They swam around the Disco Ball, but they didn’t bite. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5131 Hey, lighten up, at least you caught something. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5132 I keep trying but I cannot find what to do with my life. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5133 Well at least you dont have to hold this facacta thing up until someone thinks up a cleaver caption. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5134 I don't think this requires "catch and release." 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5135 I don't know if the license covers this... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5136 I miss the days when fish were fish. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5137 It’d be nice to bring one home with better taste this time. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5138 I knew the housing crisis was bad, but this gives a whole new meaning to being under water. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5139 That will go well in the guest room! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5140 Maybe Prince Harry's Tackle isn't the best place to find a weight. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5141 I like to get them in the mood...! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5142 I'm pursuing a higher class catch. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5143 If they'd only gone solar... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5144 They claim these fish will bite at anything! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5145 That 'Royal Rabblerouser' brings up the damndest things 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5146 Ever since we lost the business I've had to resort to catching my own caviar. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5147 Holy mackerel, Lester! What do you think, Hollywood Regency or maybe a fluke? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5148 That’s a keeper! Worms or chum? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5149 With all the talk about our polluted oceans, I'm starting to see the light. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5150 Purdy flashy, huh. I'm callin' it, the Shadelier Lure. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5151 Huh. Fancy that. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5152 What are you trying to lure.. a Marlin Monroe?? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5153 It worked onced before. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5154 Must be Sia's. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5155 I figure that if this doesn't lure and snare a bottom-feeder, nothing will! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5156 It looks like Cthulhu is having a formal dinner again. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5157 I push this little button here, and ZAP. Call it the "bait and switch". 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5158 OK, lets try this whole eat the rich thing. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5159 I was aiming for a ceiling fan, so I'll release this. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5160 I expect my wife will know how to prepare it for dinner! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5161 I heard largemouth bass have a taste for opulence. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5162 It's a buyer's market. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5163 Should we mount this catch or just get a replica made? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5164 Great catch, but why did Cuomo have somebody sink the chandelier from Gracie Mansion? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5165 At least it won't lose any water weight. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5166 Look on the bright side...you didn’t catch a whitefish, but you did catch a light fish !!! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5167 You think this might be more than they can bite off and chew? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5168 Have you heard what a tuna sells for? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5169 Aw gee Bob, you're such a romantic. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5170 What kinda bait you say you was usin'? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5171 Don’t you already have your limit? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5172 Does the herring look a little different this year? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5173 In hindsight, maybe the lake itself is enough of a statement piece. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5174 Your mother says it's called "stylishing"...just like fishing, but with more of the comforts of home. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5175 These fish are snobs. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5176 Beats the shoe. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5177 Throw it back. The taste is terrible... 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5178 I'm trying to catch a goldfish 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5179 If my wife sees this she'll want it hung, so it's catch and release time. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5180 Rumor has it that the Titanic sank nearby. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5181 This convinces them that they won’t end up in just any fish house. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5182 Well, you don’t have to see the fish to catch the fish 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5183 I'd keep it if they're LED. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5184 I found the Titanic! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5185 This will be perfect for our ice fishing hut. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5186 What in the world are you jigging for with that lure? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5187 That’s right there once was an island here called Manhattan. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5188 Goin' for eels. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5189 Yeh, I tried one of those pan fried; it was passable, but no lights went on. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5190 Well, I won't have to keep telling the phony fish story about the 'big one' that got away. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5191 I find a light touch works best 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5192 Sia? Hook, line, and sink her. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5193 I did see a few sandcastles wash into the sea near the pier... Although I didn’t take those kids with plastic shovels for electricians. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5194 I told you my home mortgage was underwater. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5195 Let's just use Alternative Fish! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5196 Oh, yeah? Well, how would catch a lightfish? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5197 I wondered what Frank meant when he said he went scuba diving and had a ball. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5198 That's nothing. Last week I hooked a lamp and the light was still on. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5199 Fish like structure. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5200 Maybe they'll want my parents' stuff. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5201 I guess it's lights out for fishing off this pier. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5202 I'm going after Rococod 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5203 Last time I caught a lamprey with a lamp. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5204 I don't think I can afford to keep fishing off North Shore with you. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5205 I don't understand, they said it catches the light, so i figured... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5206 I thought we would come out and do a little light fishing. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5207 I'm trying to catch a finishing school. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5208 They just can't resist the old reliable incandescent 60-watter. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5209 Any relation to the electric eel??? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5210 There's nothing like fishing at Sia 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5211 I think they expect me to fit it with LEDs and put it back. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5212 There’s no catching fish. Just Fishing. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5213 It's the best fishing lure I ever had. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5214 You fish for trout if you want to. I'm fishing for a dinette set. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5215 I told you this is Bay E! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5216 I’m going to have to stop using evervescent bait fish. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5217 Charlie, that not the way you catch fish that taste good. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5218 Yeah - I picked it up half-price at Bass Pro. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5219 You brought us way too close to Versailles. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5220 Bake it for a light lunch. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5221 I told you, the early bird gets the chandelier. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5222 Not too big, not too small. This will be perfect for the set designer. My daughter is playing Christine in Phantom at her high school. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5223 As my daddy always said, nothing beats fishing in Lake Liberace. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5224 Face it, your Make America Great Again hat is not going to help you hook any better Chief of Staff candidates in this swamp 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5225 Huh, they must be redecorating. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5226 We’re going to need a bigger boat 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5227 my wife tells me to fish for a better job... guess this will have to do for now. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5228 This is where I draw the line. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5229 I think our lessons have plateaued. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5230 Always the last place you look. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5231 You can take the man out of ballroom dancing, but you can't take the ballroom dancing out of the man. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5232 I saw on TV how bass are attracted to lures that sparkle. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5233 I must be using the wrong bait. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5234 I figured for once they should have a nice dinner in the dining room. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5235 The patrons here expect a certain ambiance. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5236 I am going to see if there are any takers for the only thing that my divorce attorney got for me. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5237 Who was that president who had a hotel here before sea levels rose? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5238 Mom said to catch a table full of food. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5239 Oh heck, I must have used glowworms again by mistake 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5240 You brought the extension cord, right? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5241 Hey, I'm not an elitist liberal. I like to fish! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5242 “I was told that some fish are attracted to light”. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5243 I told the guy in the bait shop I wanted a lure and this is what I got. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5244 It's a formal catch. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5245 I'm hoping this new lure will get me that legendary old bling cod. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5246 I'll have to toss it back. It's under the legal watt limit. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5247 Actually I DON’T think I’m over doing it with the bait from the Trump Collection... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5248 Does it compliment haddock? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5249 connecting with your primitive self in the hamptons 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5250 You might need a bigger bucket 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5251 Where there’s light, there’s always hope. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5252 It's 1920's Italian Renaissance, don't you think? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5253 He broke my lure off. Can I borrow one of yours? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5254 Light fishing day, eh? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5255 Perfect for the dining room, or throw it back? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5256 It's an optical eel-usion. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5257 I was hoping for a bite, not a light. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5258 Just looking for a better clash of fish. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5259 You parked in the owner's space at the bait shop again? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5260 I asked my wife to get me some lures. She went to Oscar de la Renta. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5261 You should've seen the neon lights that got away. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5262 I told the wife I was cleaning the chandelier 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5263 caught a baron here last week 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5264 Darn garbage patch. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5265 It's a message from my wife. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5266 Sorry, StarKist. I want tuna with good taste, not tuna that tastes good. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5267 I wasn't having any luck with the jig, so I thought I'd try the waltz instead. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5268 I'd heard these were crystal clear waters, not crystal chandelier waters! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5269 That'll go real nice by the mantle. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5270 "Mom said last time she was down at Pier 1, this exact light caught her eye! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5271 What? Who doesn't like shiny objects? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5272 It's for the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5273 I see the light. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5274 A decorator would consider himself a big fish if he had caught this. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5275 I think Sia might want that back. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5276 Hook, line and tinker. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5277 I should switch over to "phishing." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5278 Yes, Fred, I use the high end bate. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5279 That's above your pay scale. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5280 I'm looking to make a splash. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5281 Huh...it’s from The Titanic. You think it’s global warming? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5282 You can't even sell this stuff on Atlantis.com any more. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5283 I’m glad we unplugged it. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5284 I like to party. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5285 This was the moment it dawned on him, fishing for women was not productive. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5286 Angling for the elusive Fat Catfish 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5287 My trusty “Liberace” rig never fails. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5288 Not energy efficient? Let it go ... the deeper, the better! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5289 So I just thought I might catch something with more taste. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5290 So that's how Phantom of the Opera ends? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5291 I've been phishing. It seems to work. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5292 now we just need some fish 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5293 I caught a younger one last week. Its lights were still glowing. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5294 No, I said the chandlery has some good fishing tackle 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5295 Aquaman never could keep anything nice. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5296 I just threw an undersize one back in. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5297 I said cat fish not candelabra; - I only have "one" wish left!!- 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5298 Underneath these waters lie the relics of what was once the Trump Taj Mahal. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5299 How is this going to feed me for a lifetime? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5300 I've heard some Titanic fishing stories in the past, but... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5301 These Asian Carp are gettin' classy 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5302 Always confuse the enemy. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5303 “...you know Murphy, I’ve been fishing for 25 years and this is the first catch worthy of mounting...but dang...! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5304 The angler fish are getting weird these days. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5305 There's nothing like a nice light meal! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5306 So she said, 'Tie me up and do whatever you want' And here I am. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5307 Probably too light. Throw it back in. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5308 It's designed to attract Lantern Fish. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5309 It's my first time fishing with glo-worms. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5310 Well, that’s sweet Mike. I guess I’ll be the once catching dinner for the both of us. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5311 Needed a break from the golden-haired piranha so what do I get? A worthless, yet wordless, golden, non-tweeting, piece of junk. Good deal. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5312 If that's your bait hook, you are gonna need a bigger boat. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5313 Well, at least it wasn't an electric eel 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5314 Looks like I'm king of the world now! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5315 Wow! What are they biting on? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5316 I find that a 60-watt bulb is usually the best lure for these big fellas. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5317 Octopusses have been getting plenty of publicity, but do they really need to go to these lengths to prove a point? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5318 Atlantis needs a makeover. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5319 It’s the best bait money could buy! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5320 You trying to catch a big fish, or a rich wife? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5321 I think Titanic sank over 1000 nautical miles from here. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5322 That should brighten up your day 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5323 I baited for CHEVA-lier 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5324 How am I supposed to eat this? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5325 Do you think fish enjoy Broadway? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5326 Quick! Get my scale! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5327 Lampreys, right? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5328 I TOLD you we shouldn't have set up above the Titanic ruins! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5329 It’s always fun to real one in but they’re really hard to clean 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5330 Try explaining that to your wife. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5331 Tonight, The Phantom of the Opera sleeps with the fishes. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5332 I love the sparkle on the waves in the morning. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5333 Safe to say he's sleeping with the fishes now. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5334 You used to just catch fish in Miami. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5335 I think this is they call ‘trickle-down economics’ . 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5336 You can't catch a high end meal like that Bill 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5337 Now I wish I’d bought the water-resistant model. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5338 To me our plumbing problems are a pleasant distraction. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5339 I know you want to catch a largemouth bass but I really think your lure is too bag. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5340 Ever since that Whole Foods moved in, my collection of old boots has really suffered 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5341 Ironically, I already have one of these from a showroom liquidation. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5342 It's the new angler-fish technique. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5343 Better throw that back, or else Poseidon will get pissed! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5344 If you're fishing a compliment - nice chandelier. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5345 They weren't going for the sconces. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5346 “ I’m glad the shrimp escaped”. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5347 I think I'll stop using light line. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5348 Couldn't have done that on Mother's Day? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5349 I don’t think lighting the candles is gonna make a difference. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5350 That's a nice chandelure you got there Jim 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5351 I didn't know we were fishing over the Titanic. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5352 No. Bigger. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5353 Not the kind of bra I was sitting here thinking about. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5354 I believed you when you said you could come up with a thousand uses for a chandelier 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5355 Don't worry. I'm a retired electrician and it's a lot lighter than it looks. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5356 Call me Ishmael. Electrophorus electricus, my boy, that electric eel has been shocking me for years. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5357 You said you're an electrician for the mermaid. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5358 I used the wrong bait 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5359 Mermaids. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5360 Definitely for a Sotheby’s auction. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5361 Just cuz they're bass don't mean they ain't got no class. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5362 "Inpressive catch, but it's going to be hell to clean and fillet.' 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5363 So this is where that Phantom of the Opera themed cruise sank... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5364 I've heard of a chandelier lure, but that is just ridiculous. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5365 How many pounds do you suppose that is? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5366 I knew that extra money for caviar bait would pay off. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5367 The phantom will take that off the hook. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5368 No luck, huh? Did you try the candelabra? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5369 You have to plug it in if you want to electrocute the fish. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5370 Hey! I just got a bright idea! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5371 Don't be a gentrifier, Bro.... 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5372 I didn't know fishing could be so enlightening! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5373 That's some lure you got there. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5374 No . . . it's bait. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5375 Yes, but only when I’m using light tackle. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5376 Hoping to snag an Opera fish. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5377 It takes a light touch. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5378 The beautification initiative has gone too far. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5379 Looks like it came from the Titanic. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5380 It’s a Trump lire. Great for bottom feeders. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5381 This is to help me see where my car keys are at. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5382 There's no way in hell Luigi. You gotta realize where we're sittin' fishin' and Lady Liberty is lookin' right at us. The Great Mechanic sunk about 700 miles away. Might be worth a few bucks at a pawn shop though. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5383 Guess we're having a light lunch again. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5384 Do they use it for lighting or decoration? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5385 We're redoing the living room, so I'm just fishing for complements. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5386 Hmmm. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5387 Promise you won't report me. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5388 Bottom feeders won't touch it. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5389 I told you this addition to the house would be a good idea eventually. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5390 Big Deal!! CHANDELIER!!!! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5391 Gonna catch me a ballroom shark. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5392 I've heard about these Chand Sharks. 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
5393 I hope Sia isn't around. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5394 It's the only lure I've found that will catch candle fish. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5395 And I was using my 'Mrs. Potts' lure. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5396 Wasn't catching anything by tying my own flies. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5397 Got this lure from my grandpa - they sure don't make 'em like this anymore. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5398 You better not let the Fish and Game officer catch you using that hook. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5399 That's quite the lure. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5400 An underwater production of Phantom of the Opera. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5401 By golly, you've located the Titanic. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5402 I promised my wife I would have the chandelier home by dinner time. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5403 I plan to catch 'em and fry 'em all at once. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5404 This is another one of those benefits of climate change I was talking about. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5405 I guess the Mid-Century population is dwindling. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5406 Must be that expensive bait I’ve been using. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5407 Night fishing is romantic. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5408 You don't know The Meaning of Life? Would it help if I hum a few bars? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5409 Now it's just a figurative sunk cost. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5410 Shiny and sparkly, it can't miss. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5411 I'm hoping to catch something classy -- like lobster 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5412 Are we trying to catch bass or class? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5413 " Cool...next I'll try for some Raku ware". 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5414 I said "any bites, not lights!" 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5415 My wife has been saying that we need to redecorate. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5416 Trolling for dowagers. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5417 My dream has always been to catch an Antiques Roadshow host. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5418 This'll give that angler fish something to think about. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5419 I'm just looking for a fish with whom I can share the finer things. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5420 Fig Bish 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5421 I don't think this is how they make Fancy Feast. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5422 I'm slowly get rid of stuff from the storage room. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5423 Now I guess fishing will be considered elitist on the East Coast." "Actually, it's called angling... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5424 Wow your catch really raises the roof. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5425 Well, snow levels last winter were off the charts. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5426 When you're going for the upper crustacean, you have to have specific lures. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5427 I can't eat it, but I've been wanting one of these for the dining room. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5428 The lanternfish are trolling us again... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5429 It's called vegan fishing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5430 "Hamilton" was great, but "Phantom" is still my favorite. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5431 It’s heavy as hell but I must admit, it adds wonder and whimsy to my banal existence. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5432 Any Luck? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5433 Who says underwater fishing lights can't have glam? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5434 Hey Phil, whatcha tryna catch?" "Oh not much Steve, just a golddigger 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5435 Eating light? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5436 Yeah, I've been going for the rare mothfish. No luck yet. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5437 Is that bait or a catch? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5438 You don't need that fish's approval, you're better than that. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5439 Looks like the Titanic finally made it here in one piece. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5440 Don't scoff. It's the classiest lure I've got. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5441 I thought they said if they teach me to fish I could feed myself for a lifetime. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5442 It doesn't work quite like dynamite, but it'll do the trick. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5443 I used to be happy. Then someone said, "Here, add some glitter to the worm on the hook". 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5444 You know Jim, there are more subtle ways to fish for compliments. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5445 Well Drew, I think we’re gonna need a bigger bucket. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5446 You should'a seen the one that got away. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5447 It looks kind of fancy, like from that movie, Titanic. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5448 The fishing hole just ain't the way it used to be, Jeb. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5449 It's called ultralight tackle. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5450 Talk about a whale of a catch: I think I just hooked something titanic! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5451 I told you, crayfish are better than worms 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5452 I have heard of electric ells. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5453 I've heard of lightfishes, but this is ridiculous! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5454 An electric eel will light this to attract our bait fish. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5455 No, keep it. It will help dress up your wife's meatloaf. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5456 We’ve been here so long I honestly cant’t remember if this is bait or I just caught it. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5457 The flounders are having a dinner party tonight. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5458 I bet you'll catch a wife with this one 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5459 A guy named Gatsby swore by it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5460 Wow, that sure is a nice new lure. You say you made it yourself? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5461 Must have come from the Miami Hilton 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5462 Ah...you seek the rich white male, "Monied Dick." 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5463 I'll show you how to chum for a Rockefeller, son. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5464 Do you think this will help me catch Sia? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5465 One man's fishing is another man's looting... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5466 No, Mr. Trump. You cannot tell the world you brought up the titanic single handed and get away with it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5467 If you fish the Potomac, as always, you have to match the hatch. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5468 Mar-a-Lago sure had some nice Tiffany chandeliers. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5469 Fisherman tests to see if using a lite lure is a more effective way to catch larger fish. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5470 This is nothing. Last week it was a Rolls. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5471 Actually, I was fishing for compliments. So this isn't ironic at all. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5472 This always gets me three little fishes. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5473 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy sure had this one right. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5474 Say, that hook is lit AF. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5475 My wife is a mermaid. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5476 Phase two of Raise the Titanic begins. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5477 At least now we'll have a little ambience at the fish shop. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5478 Waiting for 'electric eel' to check, will it work or not? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5479 yeah i ran out of worms, don't ask 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5480 We've both limited out. Now we can go home. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5481 Well that's an interesting highlight to today's catch. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5482 Well, luminescence is the only way to catch and angler fish. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5483 I hope to land a one percenter. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
5484 I’m not sure who’s catching who. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5485 I think I'll go back to live bait. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5486 I’ve tried everything, a twinkle skirt, a plastic squid, treble hook spoons, but the only nibble I ever got was with a nice, shiny silver-flasher. So, this might finally do it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5487 Treasures of the Titanic, I see. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5488 WOW! What bait were you using? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5489 You know the expression, "Go big or go home don't you?" 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5490 Oh, oh. This one is above my limit. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5491 Told ya. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5492 Third one this week. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5493 Well, it works for the anglerfish. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5494 I read that the Titanic sank near here but I thought it was just fake news. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5495 It’s the extension cord I’m most worried about. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5496 Yup, that's why they call it Chandelier Lake. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5497 Its not a candelabra, but a canhookalotta big ones quickly. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5498 So, what bait are you using? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5499 Got two lobsters, Tuesday. They love the light, but you've gotta reel v-e-r-y slowly 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5500 Behind the scenes of the underwater wedding. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5501 Looks like Junior is running out of places to hide his assests. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5502 Is that the bait, or the catch?" "No, it is just a fake news. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5503 Well, I am an angler. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5504 The bait shop has a new tenant. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5505 That’s weird. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5506 Since I've become Vegan I just spend this time bobbing for Seaweed. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5507 Two more and we've got a full set 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5508 Yes, I think it WILL bring up the Andrea Doria! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5509 Yeah, I promised to go with her to the store next weekend to pick out a new fish for the living room. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5510 You'd better keep it as evidence. Otherwise, no one would ever believe you. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5511 The wife was hoping for something a bit more modern to hang in the dining room. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5512 It looks better with the scum on it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5513 Why did you bring that chandelier with you? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5514 I’m partial to rods with light action 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5515 I thought it felt a little light. Never expected a big one! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5516 Damn a throw back! I was hoping for a crystal chandelier! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5517 I'm too busy to dust these things the conventional way. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5518 Guess a guy can't expect to snag Liberace with one cast. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5519 This might be the bait that will catch our ol’ one eyed walleye! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5520 Someone decided to go back to candles. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5521 I thought the Titanic was in deeper water. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5522 Then she says I need to fish or cut bait. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5523 I'm an honest guy. When my wife asked if I lured Jeanne into bed, I said that was as likely as my baiting trout with Jeanne's ugly chandelier. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5524 Is catch and release ithe best policy for endangered lighting? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5525 Sitting on the dock doing some light fishing. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5526 I think my line drifted over the Titanic. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5527 I heard catfish like to swing from the chandelier. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5528 What type of bass do you think this is? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5529 Throw 'em back, till I lose count... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5530 Looks like the Rockefeller have downsized 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5531 There was a old whaler in Narraganset, Who swung his fun-time in the disco-set; Where, above their dance-hall, Hung a mirror-ed ball; And, he used it to catch Moby-Dicket! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5532 I used a crappie magnet lure 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5533 I know he probably never fished a day in his life, but nothing says class like a Trump Lure. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5534 Penzance? More like the Pirates of Pendants. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5535 Now THAT is a swinging chandelier 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5536 What type of bait did you use for this catch? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5537 Not only is this chandelier heavy, it's no good for catching fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5538 Didn't know we were fishing for bargains today 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5539 Do I have to catch and release this one? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5540 Used to be in the White House but it clashed with the President's hair. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5541 Let us jump down and see what else we find. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5542 This day has been a Titanic waste of time. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5543 Looks like the urban renewal is going swimmingly ! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5544 It makes the fish dizzy by looking at their thousands of refections. Then I just scoop 'em up. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5545 I'm going to get me a rich fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5546 They,re not biting on chandeliers today. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5547 Looks like climate change hit Gatsby's. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5548 Looks like you've got yourself a chANGLERlierfish. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5549 That's not how you catch a wasp fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5550 Call James Cameron 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5551 I'm going after the sophisticated trout. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5552 Can you believe it? My son says that fishing isn't lit. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5553 I never shoulda let that Liberace fella borrow my pole. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5554 Your fishing tactics are enlightening! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5555 If I fry it, do you think anyone will notice the difference? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5556 Well, it's lighter than I imagined. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5557 These peer reviews are pretty enlightening. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5558 Shit! Another chandelier! I’m trying for fog lights! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5559 You know what they say; "Eat what you catch, or throw it back." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5560 I hope this Chande-Lure lives up to the hype. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5561 God I love fish prom. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5562 That might just win the fishing contest 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5563 Son, for fish, ‘upscale’ means something else entirely. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5564 It’s crystal clear to me. You out shine us all when it comes to fishing. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5565 Lightning bugs are good bait. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5566 What do you mean watt's that? It's sixty. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5567 We could hang it from the mantle, I guess. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5568 Waterproof candles? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5569 Damn. I forgot to ask the Orvis guy - do we gut it or wire it first? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5570 This Tiffany Lure always catches a blue blood shark. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5571 Everybody knows the real money is in moths. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5572 I heard the Manor was remodeling. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5573 I don't like getting them sight unseen. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5574 That thing fought me just like a smallmouth bass. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5575 It's a little gaudy for my tastes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5576 I don’t know about a lifetime, but this should tide me over for a while. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5577 I am hoping to pull a mansion out of one of those mortgage tranches. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5578 They say males are attracted to the light. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5579 And it's solar above, hydro below. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5580 For Liberace fish, you need a special kind of lure. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5581 What? I heard this is how Sia fishes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5582 I fish to furnish." "I fish to furnish." "I fish to furnish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5583 wow... what'cha got in your tackle box? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5584 You know, this is where Atlantis flooded. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5585 Just wait. We’ll be catching fish in no time. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5586 I switched to glow worms for bait. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5587 Too light. I gotta throw her back. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5588 That lightning bug bait’s really catching on for you, Joe. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5589 Bob your catch is almost as good as as a Witch Hunt. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5590 I guess the Danh Vo exhibit is over. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5591 I felt a few swings. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5592 At least Saturday is the 4th Anniversary episode of "What's My Line?" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5593 I call it my covfefe special. Believe me, it’s going to make millions and billions. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5594 Diva's bite on that? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5595 I’m trying to catch a mansion. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5596 We need to talk about our relationship. You can't keep avoiding it. Fine. Let's talk. Oh, look a red herring! 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5597 I see, fishing again for compliments! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5598 Somehow I think you are overthinking this fishing experience... but I give you credit for your lure! 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5599 I don’t agree with his politics, but the economy has never been better. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5600 Uh-oh, a pregnant female --- gotta throw it back. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5601 Uh-oh...the wife said to bring fish this time and no flotsam and jetsam! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5602 They said this is how to catch candlefish. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5603 I prefer tuna with good taste. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5604 Well, it's better than a pig in a poke 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5605 Next, start singing 'Music of the Night'. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5606 Darn. I already have a chandelier. I'm hungry. Where did we go wrong with "teach a man to fish..." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5607 "I can see you are not going after the bottom dwellers". 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5608 Take a picture and throw it back in! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5609 So I see you've been buying lures from infomercials again. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5610 Can I catch anything worthwhile? This chandelier is not alluring. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5611 Well, it beats the old truck tire you pulled up last week. Now I just need to hook a mansion to go with it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5612 I figure if it works for the Anglerfish, maybe it'll work for me. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5613 I use this to catch electric ray 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5614 You did't need to buy the expensive bait, Jerry.... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5615 Throw it back—it isn’t cotillion season. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5616 It felt a little too light to be a fish. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5617 Yeah, imagine how surprised I was when I saw that West Elm carried fishing tackle. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5618 Must be from the Titanic wreck 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5619 the guy at the lure shop said this will attract friends from better schools 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5620 Guy at the shop called it "Sia Bait." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5621 I'm the key note speaker. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5622 What kind of worm did you use ? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5623 Walmart says it’s a throwback. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5624 Good thing it's throwback Thursday. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5625 Most enlightening! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5626 I guess Melania's getting her voice heard one way or another. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5627 Works best when you’re fishing for Caviar 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5628 I told you Trump would deliver. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5629 It's lighter than I thought it was. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5630 It might work as a lure. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5631 You're going to need a bigger pole fishing for kingfish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5632 My wife will love this over our dining table! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5633 I date mature mermaids 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5634 Congrats! That meditating paid off. You have achieved enlightenment. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5635 I hope they're using the trolling motor for a ceiling fan. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5636 This proves that the "light of my life is fishing." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5637 Well it is not exactly catch of the day 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5638 Should I throw it back? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5639 I never get lucky when I fish. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5640 I ain't splitting this one with you. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5641 I don't think this qualifies for the "catch and return" law. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5642 Got a light. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5643 I throw it twice then go to the minnow bucket. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5644 Blame ebay. Antique dealers were washed out. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5645 Who says global warming is a bad thing? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5646 And this, my friend, is the lure for the rare and exquisite tuxedo fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5647 I hate gentrification. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5648 You need a good bait for a posh fish and chips. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5649 The lightbulbs light when I hook an electric eel. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5650 And this is why we don't support those anti-pollution bills, Jimmy 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5651 I heard that blue bloods are in season. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5652 Whoa...looks like someone down there invested early in Bitcoin... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5653 Maybe making America great again is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5654 I’ll put it on Letgo. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5655 Snagged another one. Miami Beach was never known for its subtlety. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5656 It works only with incandescent bulbs. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5657 I"m gonna throw it back. Purdy to look at, but tastes terrible. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5658 If these are the new fish then imagine the future. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5659 It's the best way to catch Rainbowfish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5660 The guy at the bait shop said I could catch one that I could have mounted with the lure he sold me but I was not expecting this. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5661 Global climate change has made fishing a little more interesting. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5662 The can of worms were in agreement that this would be more effective 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5663 I thought you said fly fishing. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5664 Looks like Trump is u 'under water' again. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5665 Davy Jones wants to return it. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5666 I ran out of glow worms. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5667 You do know Liberace used to fish here and was rumored he only used that to attract the fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5668 I'm angling for a fish that's not so much tasty as tasteful. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5669 Throw it back in dad, there's got to be a trolley in there somewhere. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5670 I was hoping to snag a chanteuse, not a chandelier! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5671 I thought your wife said you could leave the house? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5672 You’ll have to try my moth etouffee some time. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5673 Catch any Crawford yet? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5674 I caught it at a garage sale 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5675 Is that designed for Blue whale or sperm? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5676 I may live in a trailer but I like to eat only from the best class of fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5677 I didn’t know that using a lighter as bait would be so effective. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5678 It was grandfathered when they outlawed jacklighting. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5679 This is for the fish that don't have a light. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5680 I like my seafood pretty tasteless. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5681 This looks like a problem for the EPA. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5682 Trump. He ruins everything. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5683 Lol what 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5684 I'm using 30 pound lamp chain and PowerBait. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5685 "Cindy wants a flying fish for her birthday".. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5686 That’s the largest lure I’ve ever seen. What are you going for? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5687 This one's for Ariel -- been working on it since Little Mermaid came to Broadway. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5688 Maybe this could be the one that got away. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5689 Shoot. Ariel is going to be mad. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5690 Is it real crystal? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5691 If you cook that right, it’ll taste just like chicken. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5692 I forgot, this is the river they threw Liberace's cousin Mario in. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5693 Mar-a-Lago has never been the same. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5694 I hate shopping. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5695 This is the new gilded age. We catch and release the small ones. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5696 It's the only way my wife would let me go fishing. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5697 The Hudson used to be good fishing 'til ice caps melted. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5698 See you didn't believe me. But my GrandDad always said this was a hot McMansion spot before the turn of the century. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5699 They said the Titanic was fancy... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5700 Bait for those fish who spy on cruise ships. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5701 I'm eating the rich. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5702 My wife says I need to be more romantic. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5703 Huh.. I guess I see why grandpa always said fishing was deLIGHTful 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5704 I'm going for a more classy fish. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5705 Do I have to throw it back? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5706 I'm trying to catch an electric eel. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5707 Trickle-down economics is now officially a bad joke. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5708 You catch more fish with a light touch. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5709 Its my bait to catch electric eels. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5710 This is why I never liked 'catch and release'. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5711 I read somewhere that lights really get the fishes attention 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5712 "Lite bait for Hudson River catfish". 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5713 I can't believe I wasted my XPS Squirmin' Jig lure for this! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5714 Who needs a fish finder? This will help us see what’s going on down there. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5715 Wow! Fraternity scavenger hunts have gotten a lot more elaborate than when I was in college. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5716 It happens when you use socialites for bait. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5717 Phantom of the ocean? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5718 Just lookin’ to catch my old life back. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5719 Now Bill understood why Bob always wore his steel-toed boots when they went fishing. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5720 There's an inscription that says, Drop out. Light up. Tune in. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5721 I salvaged it from the foreclosure 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5722 I was here for dinner not decor 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5723 This looks like a job for the EPA. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5724 Mar O Lampo! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5725 You know if you DO catch something with than, it ain't fittin in your bucket. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5726 It comes up every time I use that old can of glow worms. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5727 Perfect for my new bar room. I'll name it Titanic.' 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5728 Who knew chandeliers were attracted to worms? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5729 Think it will be tasty fried? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5730 But the season doesn't start for another two weeks! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5731 Mother’s Day score!!! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5732 Believe me, I really did try to keep it simple. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5733 One more pound and it would've been a keeper. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5734 My wife prefers a farmed fluorescent. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5735 When I suggested you get a wasp lure, I meant a lure that looks like a wasp; not something that would lure in a W.A.S.P. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5736 Oh, she’ll take bait. And when she does we will be in po-lite society. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5737 You know whats illuminating? Even the heaviest chandelier is still pretty light. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5738 "Fishey" rhymes with cliche. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5739 Can you play, “Climb Every Mountain”? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5740 Catches haven't been the same since the flood. It'll still sell, though. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5741 Night fishing? I could've sworn you said evening fishing. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5742 This will look great in my pool. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5743 It will be great with breadcrumbs and lemon 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5744 A shape-shifting fish??!?!?!?! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5745 You see, son, global warming had many unexpected advantages. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5746 This is the reason why my rod wasn't feeling light 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5747 Is that the new "Alabama Rig" I've heard so much about? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5748 It's my Charlie the Tuna lure. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5749 If I don't catch something with this, I'm going to try the kitchen sink. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5750 My wife and I agreed we would share all our wedding gifts. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5751 When you're after Moby Rockfish, you need a BIG lure! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5752 I hope the Phantoms are biting. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5753 CHANDELIERE FISHING 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5754 Do you think you have enough hooks? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5755 My wife has expensive tastes. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5756 Wow! I guess you used chrystal bait? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5757 According to Fish and Game regs, anything suitable for Antiques Roadshow is strictly catch and release. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5758 Jack. You better turnoff the lights 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5759 Now that will fit your dining room just fine. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5760 What kind of lure are you using? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5761 Maybe now we can buy a boat. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5762 Small pond...gotta make sure I get the big fish. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5763 I told you, you don't catch fish with caviar. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5764 Don't worry, it's barb-less. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5765 Going fishing used to be fun until my wife started making me. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5766 They ain't what they used to be, I tell ya. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5767 Is this when the livin' is easy? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5768 Any chump can shine a light into the darkness, but I like to do it in style. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5769 How ELSE was I going to clean it? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5770 So what if you're in the top one percent club--it still looks pretty fishy to me! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5771 Do I have to release this one? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5772 Very few cartoonists fish. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5773 Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay? Don't you have a better title for that song? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5774 We must be over a lost city 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5775 Tiffany's good for your high end sport fish. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5776 Where is all this fish that people are always talking about. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5777 I used to shoot out the lights. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5778 Guess that's what they meant by a steel wiring combo pack. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5779 I couldn't find my tackle box 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5780 This is going to look cute as hell in the cabin. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5781 Must have been some Tea Party. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5782 Oh, that's a nice Sia you've got there. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5783 Let there be light! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5784 I feel like they're trying to send me a message. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5785 Fishing for a compliment ? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5786 Guess I need to face the fact that this fishin' hole is done fished out. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5787 I'm fishing for a formal dinner. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5788 Don't laugh. I caught a 10 pound catfish with this rig last fall. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5789 I really think there are enough fish in there, that we could both fish at the same time. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5790 Don’t you think that’s a little flashy even for a big mouth press president? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5791 I like a light tackle for electric eels. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5792 I thought it was a light pull. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5793 Oh oh! If I bring this home, my wife will insist on buying a new dining set to match. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5794 Looks like it'll be a light dinner tonight. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5795 Must be the flashy lure. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5796 I guess it’ll just have to be a light lunch 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5797 Watch out. I'll start swinging. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5798 I told you we'd get a good catch in Orange County! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5799 Too bad it's under the size limit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5800 From the Titanic? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5801 I told you not to use that expensive bait! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5802 And I thought to myself, if you're going to use dynamite to catch fish, why not do it with style? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5803 Son, it's time you learned what the fish in the sea really bite on. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5804 And then I gave up fly fishing for click bait. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5805 I started out with a single bulb when I was your age. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5806 This must be where the President sunk his dingy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5807 I am using tweets for bait.... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5808 I don't know... could be tough unhookin' it after I reel one in. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5809 If we change the bait we might get the whole room! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5810 I practice catch and release. This is obviously a breeding female. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5811 It works pretty good on the upper eastern side of the lake. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5812 I know it’s a little over the top, but I caught nothing with the light bulb. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5813 when you said we were fishing for gold I assumed you meant fish...... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5814 My spouse asked me to take her for a dip. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5815 If I wasn't so wary of using plural forms....I think a candelabra would have done it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5816 Dang, I thought I hooked the Phantom. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5817 Check the "regs". What is the bag limit on these? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5818 The fish can wait. What'ya say we have a Sarte vs Hegel hootenanny? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5819 My wife said not to come home without a candlefish. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5820 That must have been some party on the Trump yacht! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5821 We are getting close...that's why they call him The Phantom. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5822 It's hard as heck to cast but you do catch a better class of fish. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5823 I heard this is how they catch the fish in Fancy Feast. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5824 Everybody says they want to save the Rec Center but nobody wants to do the grunt work. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5825 Maybe the fish have good taste. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5826 I know you can't catch the big one off the pier. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5827 Gone fishin 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5828 It occurred to me that LED bait might be overkill. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5829 There really is gold in those seas! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5830 No fair mister you didnt catch that - I saw you buy it this morning! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5831 I’ve heard of sinking boats in a bad economy and filing for insurance, but this sheds new light on the scam. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5832 Been trying to catch Sia with it for months. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5833 Frankly, I'm hoping to snag a classy mermaid. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5834 Classy, huh? Kind of like a necklace you give your third wife. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5835 Call me skeptical, but this looks a little fishy to me. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5836 Too hard to clean. Throw it back. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5837 Well, that’s a lot of mileage out of a cheap bottle of Tequilla. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5838 I would take this as a hint that your wife wants a new chandelier for the dining room. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5839 Ok but the worms on the ceiling thing wasn't the ONLY reason I had Heather committed. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5840 I can now say that this has been the most lit fishing trip ever. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5841 I've been throwing back little guys like this all morning. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5842 You catch anything? No but I got a few bites from an Interior Decorator. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5843 CITY FISHING IN THE AGE OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5844 I thought we were only here for fish, Drew. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5845 My wife said if I use the chandelier for bait I would get scrod. That's stupid because I'm not floundering around. I'm fishing for the halibut. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5846 I figured since we're fishin a small pond... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5847 Make America bait again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5848 Throw it back. The vintage Swarovskis feed on those. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5849 Maybe you should change your bait. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5850 Drat! I was saving this fly for Jonah! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5851 Next time, you might not want to use a firefly for bait. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5852 I understand the First Family is redecorating. I was fishing for a gold toilet! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5853 I see the harbor lights. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5854 It’s going on my audition tape for a new show: Real Fishermen of Beverly Hills. You think it’s too much? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5855 What the shit is THIS ?! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5856 It's a good thing I also got that real estate license. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5857 Now you can get the banjo 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5858 I'm hoping this bait with candles will seem more natural. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5859 I'm just curious to see what I'll catch. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5860 I don't see how using a xenophobic red hat would be much different, but sure, we can try it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5861 I know a lot of people who like bright shiny things. Are fish any different? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5862 Last time I ask my wife to get me a chandelier jig. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5863 "Looks like Melania's clandestine scheme to 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5864 I heard that fish are attracted to bright objects. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5865 Catch a Sia Bass. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5866 Slowly, gently, my rod unfurls its splendor; grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5867 Being a stagehand for Fish-Phantom of the Opera isn't as bad as you'd think 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5868 It's bait; I hope to catch a wedding banquet room. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5869 But you see how many fish I catch when I load it up with worms. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5870 If you want the big ones, you have to use a big lure. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5871 See, the candles at Diana’s wedding are still lit for Harry’s nuptial 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5872 My bad — they offered a decorator's license for another twenty. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5873 She was like, If something doesn’t change, I’m out of here. And you know, I get it, I really do. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5874 They say fishes are attracted to shiny objects 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5875 If it's chandelier fish you're after, this is the bait. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5876 I'm going after illuminati 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5877 I'm confused whether to fish for good taste or for tastes good. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5878 I fell for the suggestion hook, line and sinker. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5879 This fish will have a rich taste for sure, don't you think, Vern? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5880 Most likely, some guy fishing for Electronic Eels lost his bait. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5881 Nice size, but I think you should release it. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5882 This will be perfect to light up my fishing shed. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5883 Some aspects of sea level rise are O.K. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5884 Last week I caught an anglerfish. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5885 Hey Joe, that flashlight lure really works! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5886 We're too early. They always party on Friday nights 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5887 She said our anniversary oughta be special. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5888 Not another tchotchke from the Titanic! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5889 On the other hand, if it weren’t for fossil fuels, they couldn’t have afforded this chandelier in the first place. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5890 It's the best I can do on short notice. If I had a little less time I could have made a smaller one. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5891 Shucks, that's not going to fit in the trunk. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5892 It's the only way I can get the highest quality fish. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5893 Throw it back in. It's dark down there! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5894 Shock and trawl baby! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5895 How else would I catch a Phantom Tetra? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5896 Catch any compliments yet? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5897 Another chandelier from that 'R. M. S. Titanic', junk dealer gave me $10 each for the other ones. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5898 We should probably go.” “Why, what’s wrong?” “... I think i just installed a worm in the dining room ceiling 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5899 ???? "Fish are gonna swing from my chandelier, from my chan-de-lee-eeer" ???? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5900 Make fishing great again! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5901 My chef d'cuisine says I need more bling. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5902 She’s decorating our little underwater hideaway. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5903 Trump yacht must have been anchored here. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5904 The new Gulf Coast fishing. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5905 But the cooler is so small... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5906 Plug this in, will ya? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5907 I trout you'll catch anything with that. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5908 Were you going for eels or eirs 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5909 I should change the bait. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5910 Their tastes are getting quite expensive these days 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5911 They remember their past lives in a fishbowl. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5912 Maybe I will try your bait. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5913 Well, I'm now even more inclined to believe that life is more chandelier than cabaret. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5914 I can hear your Grandfather now. “Let’s boutique it up a little for our flippered friends” 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5915 I hope you like calamari. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5916 Next thing you know you'll be pulling up Mayor Daley's body! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5917 My wife said throw it away, so I thought I’d lower it in to Scott Pruitt’s answer to keeping trash out of the landfill. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5918 I see the light! It may not fill our tummies, but it'll fill the dining room. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5919 This looks very fishy to me! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5920 The fish are getting so picky around here, I thought I'd try something old. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5921 They don't make electric eels like they used to. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5922 My wife has always wanted a Waterford chandelier. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5923 Oh, man....Sarah Saunder's jewelry collection! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5924 WOW!! This came from the White House? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5925 What bait did you use, Essence of Daaé? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5926 How about on Wednesdays we don't catch and release? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5927 If we replace the bulbs with candles, it will work just fine 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5928 I'll catch that Liberace-Fish if it's the last thing I do! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5929 You ever see a man catch twelve fish at one time with his wife's antique crystal chandelier? You wanna? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5930 This is what I use to catch the real classy, hard-to-get types. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5931 'You think the fish market will notice'. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5932 I wish I’d realized at the time that voting for Trump would mean catching a lot of flack 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5933 Deep Sia fishing... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5934 We need a new dining table. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5935 I’m hoping for a good piece of bottom land. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5936 There is more fish in the sea they say, but all I get is this chandelier. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5937 Fishing's boring. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5938 There ought to be a sign notifying us of chandelier infested waters. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5939 If you check the log book I think you'll find that I already reserved this campsite. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5940 Tyler: Snagged another one of Trump's fishing lures, huh? Skylar: Yep... We're gonna need a bigger bucket... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5941 I know kid's don't want grandma's stuff anymore but this is ridiculous. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5942 I got it at the Liberace estate sale. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5943 Now I can catch 16 fish at once. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5944 The light is supposed to attract the fish huh? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5945 I blame global warming. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5946 Must be a sign Sia is nearby. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5947 This puts climate change in a different light! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5948 Who farted? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5949 She made me put in potlights. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5950 I had to take my wife to a really fancy restaurant before she finally came home with me the first time. I figure the same logic works here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5951 My instincts say it was the husband. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5952 Dude, check out this bronzino I just caught. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5953 Mar-a-Lago was wonderful. Why do you ask? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5954 A little trick Pop-Pop taught me. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5955 I need to be frank with you, Harold. You've taken this glamping thing a step too far. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5956 No one's going to believe it. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5957 You're the first person to have bought their way into being bad at something 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5958 These days, if you're gonna bait the President, you better use something shiny and expensive 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5959 Come on, Troy! I promised Helena I would polish the lamp today. Now if only a few hermit crabs came along 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5960 The Brokeback Bait Shop said it’s a good way to test the water. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5961 I told you it was too much. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5962 It’s the craziest optical illusion i’ve ever had! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5963 I gotta try those new LED bulbs... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5964 It’s even worse now the the both industrialists and the hedge funders are dumping ! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5965 That is quite a lure. It must take forever to attach the bait! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5966 Ah hell. Swallowed the hook. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5967 The corals have mutated this far. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5968 Phil, I said deep sea fishing not deep Sia fishing. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5969 Ballroom fishing. It’s a pastime of the French aristocracy. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5970 I’d say that qualifies as the catch of the day. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5971 Verily I say unto you, Ed, 'tis better to light a mess o' candles than to curse the carp-less. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5972 Maybe we are near the wreck of the Titanic! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5973 This reminds me of that Debby Boone song.... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5974 Looks like you snagged a Vika there, pal. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5975 When did you start fishing so far to the left? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5976 Is it connected or plugged in? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5977 Now I suppose I'll have to get a double-wide. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5978 I'll need to throw it back, they're endangered 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5979 It's from Tiffany. There aren't any more fish, but I'm hoping to catch Scott Pruitt. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5980 I get it. You saw 'Phantom' again! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5981 It's for the annual Tackle Ball. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5982 Are you using the hare!s ear nymph or the zebra midge? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5983 That's one fancy feast 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5984 I'm hoping to catch a permit Sia. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5985 All you need now is to catch a beluga sturgeon. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5986 I'm hoping the drama of it all will attract more exciting fish. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5987 Now I get why they switched candles for bulbs. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5988 Wow I thought all the beautiful things from the Titanic had already been brought to the top! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5989 It was clear as crystal, Jack had made the catch of his light 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5990 How many times do I have to tell you? That's not how you tie a fishhook. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5991 Wow!..... See the nameplate?....... It says ‘Titanic’..... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5992 What? I hear fish love crystal 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5993 I didn't catch dinner, but, hey, at least I caught the decor. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5994 An unconventional lure and tough on the tackle box, but no one will call this a hobby again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5995 It's a keeper. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5996 This location used to be the old Savoy ballroom before the Great Flood of ‘93! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5997 I'm tired of Mrs. Paul's. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5998 The old glow in the dark fish probably need this to light the way...I best put it back. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5999 I only use the light so the fish think, 'I see the light!' and go to heaven! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6000 I’m trying to catch me some caviar. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6001 There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm looking to land myself a trophy wife! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6002 Who knew that Walleye are also hooked on ambience? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6003 These fishes have been getting fancier 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6004 I'll leave the meat out 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6005 Dang it, now I'll have to hang it. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6006 “What are you hoping to catch with bait like that? A Gabor fish? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6007 Yeah, its cool but I still haven't figured out how to attach it to the ceiling. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6008 I see there’s been night diving around here. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6009 I hooked that one last year and the candles were still burning! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6010 If they like the view from here, wait until they're on the table 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6011 What else from Trump Tower is down there? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6012 I used a different lighting fixture last time but only got neons. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6013 Well, there goes what's left of the Titanic iceberg. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6014 Well, this is the weirdest looking fish I have ever seen! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6015 The retracting light attracts rainbow trout. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6016 Secretary Pruitt, perhaps now is not the time for Baccarat. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6017 Shedding Light In Trouble Waters 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6018 I used the wrong bait 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6019 Sia Bass lure! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6020 Ah - this must be from that short-lived underwater production of 'Phantom.' 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6021 I was told "something shiny". 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6022 I feel if I continue, I'll eventually hook the Titanic. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6023 I think these lit candles will really mesmerize those pescados below. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6024 I know the great white floor-through is out there. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6025 Too bad I'm allergic to shellfish. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6026 I think I just stumbled on the lost civilization of Atlamptis. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6027 ...just looking for an honest fish 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6028 I wish my brother George was here. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6029 I always wanted a Titanic souvenir. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6030 Night fishing isn’t allowed here. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6031 Jerk bait... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6032 How much are those super rich scuba divers paying you anyway? 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6033 This is not what I meant by a 'light day of fishing.' 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6034 At least I can get a good price for this one. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6035 Every time I turn down an invitation to a party on the Titanic, they send another memento. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6036 Craig had spent two hours trying painstakingly to fish his dropped glasses back up from the bottom of the harbor. Little did he know it would soon turn into the best day of his life. It would be the day he caught the octopus. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6037 The gang's all here. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6038 Are the tea sandwiches ready ? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6039 It says "Titanic" 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6040 No thrift store would take it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6041 Now, that I call being hooked on crystal ! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6042 I'm looking for a rowboat I lost in World War I. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6043 And here I was thinking I had a fancy lure. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6044 Rusty. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6045 You’re beginning to see the light!!!! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6046 Dude, “Catch and Release” is an imperative phrase. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6047 Usually, I'm fishing under this. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6048 Stop fishing for a compliment 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6049 Sure it's a mite bit heavy, but this lure attracts some really high-class fish. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6050 Bill, call the Titanic memorial museum. They're never going to believe this. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6051 Rococo-- throw it back, or should I put it out of its misery? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6052 Just call it the "Unfinished", for god's sake. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6053 Steven! That's NOT what I meant when I said there's plenty of fish in the sea. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6054 The trick to Widemouth Mansion fishing is keeping the candles lit. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6055 Don't let your wife see that; next thing you know she'll be wanting her wine in bottles with corks instead of screw-tops. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6056 This way I can catch an entire school at once. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6057 Well, you did say the serenity of this sport would be illuminating 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6058 Worms don't cut it. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6059 You really need to get a new phone. I asked you to bring some beer. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6060 Too small, throw it back in. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6061 Its too big for my paiI, I am going to throw it back in. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6062 It was on sale. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6063 Always wanted a trophy for man cave. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6064 More civilized this way. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6065 It’s nice, but I really wanted to catch one with fewer lights 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6066 Thank God it wasn't a plastic straw! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6067 Im trawling for skank. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6068 Shucks, it's wedding season. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6069 It's Titanic! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6070 What do you think of my new lure? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6071 They said it would shed some light on my fishing prowess. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6072 Fishing in Chesapeake Bay must pay off. This catch doesn’t look too shabby to me... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6073 Wrong bait, I guess. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6074 It's from a new line of fishhooks by Sia. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6075 Guess the lawyers are having a ball. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6076 charming,but inedible. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6077 “It’s the chandelier from the main ballroom of the Titanic”! “Isn’t “. “Is”. “Isn’t”! “Is”! 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6078 This is the one I specified for the house renovation I did for that couple down the street. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6079 What the hell, I've tried everything else... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6080 Jim, it's official, you light up my life. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6081 I'm trying to catch a Trump. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6082 I don't think that'll fit in your bucket, Jeff 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6083 What are you hoping to get?" "Compliments! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6084 Uh-oh! Looks like the posh trout is back. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6085 Do you think the fish would convert if they see the light ? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6086 Your mother dragged me to "Phantom of the Opera " six times ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6087 Time to catch my cruise. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6088 I’ll sell it online; call it beach chic. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6089 Now I only go after high end criminals. Unfortunately, it is a catch and release program. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6090 The hanging crystal prisms should illuminate the man cave with beautiful refracted light. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6091 If this doesn't work, out comes the kitchen sink. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6092 I guess that’s the end of those ‘Enchantment Under The Sea’ dances. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6093 This is a GREAT Country. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6094 Poseidon, you are in trouble now. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6095 I'm going after the rare Elon Muskie. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6096 She got the house but told me I could keep the fishing gear. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6097 So there IS such a thing as an Enchantment Under The Sea dance. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6098 Is this what they mean by gentrification? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6099 Everyone wish Hutcher congratulations on his engagement in the comments! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6100 ... and I only used a three pound test line. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6101 I told you that this was Daisy's East Egg dock. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6102 It was hard to hear you from below - I HAD to climb up top... so play it again, Sam ! Louder this time. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6103 This is the lighting the director needs for the shot. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6104 Now you should be able to do this on your own...Aren’t you glad I didn’t just give you the chandelier? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6105 I told you we didn't have to be up before sunrise. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6106 It's no Cyber Monday, but you can find some really good deals on Deep Sea Saturdays. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6107 There's something fishy about this... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6108 Pretty light. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6109 I heard a big Stormy inundato Mar-A-Lago. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6110 My hat is taking the 5th..”DON’T ASK ! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6111 The one that got away. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6112 I think they caught you. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6113 So what do you think? Feel like walking over to the seafood place tonight? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6114 I’m not in the mood to bond today, thanks. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6115 it will be perfect for our powder room ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6116 Wow -- I didn't know that you still shopped at Pier 1! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6117 Well, Igor, I think we know more about catching Trump than the Americans. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6118 Many fish get hooked on the prosperity gospel. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6119 Don't laugh: it's the best way to get caviar. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6120 Thought I might try to get the wife some "fancy" fish. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6121 After all these years, this is a dream come true. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6122 That new light line not working out like you hoped? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6123 Steve, I told you this is what happens when you go fishing in the Hudson. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6124 It didn't attract business in the ceiling fixture room. Might as well switch to bait. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6125 I 'm hoping the electric ells are biting today. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6126 I'd try it on an online dating site instead. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6127 Fiat lux. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6128 Damn--still not large enough to be a keeper! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6129 Did you record this on your phone? I want to submit it to my dating profile. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6130 See! I told you the fish here are as powerful as they are huge. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6131 Up yours, Gustafson. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6132 I still feel like I am out of tough. This is the sort of recreational activity in which a Real American such as I would partake, right Tagg? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6133 My trout is your chandelier. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6134 I said we will encounter a lot of ‘Sea fans’ not ‘Sia fans’ 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6135 I told you not to use an electric eel for bait! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6136 Restaurants only want top class fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6137 Anglers love this stuff. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6138 We’re committed to reducing harsh household cleansers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6139 That’s a pretty cool lure you got there 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6140 There's only one way to hook a Largemouth Liberace fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6141 I told you that fishing could be an enlightening experience. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6142 Another glowfish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6143 My wife says it's impossible to eat without the right decor. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6144 Could you play “You are the Wind Beneath My Wings”? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6145 The baitman guaranteed that it is the perfect booby trap 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6146 I did tell you this lake was a class above the rest 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6147 It's a chandelier. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6148 Looks to be 1% over the legal limit 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6149 I'm pretty sure Sia didn't say "swim" from a chandelier. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6150 Any Luck? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6151 I've never seen someone bait a hook with one of those." "Oh, this? It's for anglerfish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6152 My wife wants to make Truite Suamonée Royale. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6153 This is how you catch upscale fish. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6154 The glowworms weren't working as bait. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6155 If you catch anything with that bait, you'll need a bigger bucket. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6156 I think there used to be a place called Mar Lago around here.n 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6157 Our Dining Room won't smell fishy tonight! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6158 Parrot fish are more colorful, but not as bright. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6159 Nice catch. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6160 Is yours caught by a ballroom? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6161 My wife will be pleased. She hates cleaning the fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6162 How is this supposed to fit in my bucket? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6163 I told you that climate change would sink that opera house. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6164 I wonder what comes next. A gold fish would be cool. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6165 I thought it might be Jimmy Hoffa. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6166 I saw one as big on an episode of Chandelier Masters 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6167 I call it "Bait and Switch". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6168 Where Andrew Lloyd Webber and Richard Stilgoe get their ideas. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6169 Nope, nothing new here either. Just same old same old. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6170 I prefer a more brutal dichotomy of materials and concepts, but this does express the dynamics of unequal power. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6171 The Titanic sank a couple miles away from here. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6172 Rise and shine? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6173 Your den and trophy room? How about your dining room? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6174 I saw the czar just last week. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6175 Wait until you see you what I have planned for Poker Night. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6176 I said I wanted to see a fin, not that I'm a Sia fan. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6177 It's a new kind of bait, I want to attract some high end fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6178 This will be perfect for dinner tonight. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6179 I know what you’re thinking: That’s a whale of a chandelier lure! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6180 Actually, it's lighter than it looks. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6181 You told me to lighten up 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6182 Do you think the guy in the bait shop was just messing with me when he recommended this lure? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6183 My wife always says, someday I will see the light 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6184 I'm not sure this is what my wife meant when she said `catch something light.' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6185 yeah, well, I'm angling for the Pope, but I'd take a Cardinal or a couple of Archbishops 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6186 I promised the wife I would clean the thing today, so here goes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6187 It’s too easy to catch corruption these days. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6188 It's all I have left after the divorce. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6189 What are you gonna catch with that? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6190 Usin' live bait? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6191 That's your bait? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6192 Don't laugh, this bait has them swinging instead of swimming. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6193 They tell me its the lure you-know-who uses when he goes deep sea fishing at Mar-a-Lago... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6194 There’s just nothing like a good chandle lure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6195 We're underwater on our mortgage, but we decided to redecorate anyway. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6196 hey Hal, don't get electrocuted like the last time! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6197 It catches expensive fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6198 Making America great again... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6199 Funny lookin' squid! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6200 Well... so much for that Oak Island mystery 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6201 The dating apps weren’t really working for my demographic. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6202 I heard the Met Opera audience hated the 2009 production of 'Tosca.' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6203 Fishy? What do you mean? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6204 Spring cleaning. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6205 I thought I had a lamprey, not a free lamp. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6206 You wouldn't believe it, but this chandelier makes better pop-gear, than anything else in my box. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6207 You won’t get anything now. It’s realky for night fishing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6208 Holy Mackerel, a big one, .... a sparkle fish. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6209 Do not talk to me about EVOLUTION 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6210 You just really have to set the mood. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6211 With any luck I'll catch a Trout, his wife, their children, brothers and sisters, cousins, uncles and aunts, in-laws, and some friends for our wedding at the Crane Estate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6212 Caught a Sucker. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6213 I wondered where these came from. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6214 Did it go for the bait or the lure? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6215 Remember, we’re going for the mid-century modern look. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6216 get ready to stay out a little later tonight! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6217 Small IS beautiful! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6218 I've switched from using bait to using allure. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6219 ...and I thought that species was extinct... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6220 Fishing at the Hamptons just hasn't been the same since the ice cap melted. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6221 "I'm after trout au vin". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6222 I don't know if there are a lot of gold diggers in the sea. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6223 It's a proven fact; the light sucks them in every time 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6224 Not all the squid are bioluminescent. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6225 Well, that's unexpected. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6226 It's all about the aesthetics 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6227 I think we've just found the ruins of The Lost Cathedral of the East River 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6228 Urban fishing with a chandelier as a lure. All we need now is a high tide with hungry fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6229 Well, I wasn't having much luck with my standard lure, so I thought I'd try something more ornate. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6230 Enlightenment while fishing? Damned hard to come by... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6231 Heddon Skipjacklighting Bigg'un! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6232 Listen, if you can think of a better way to catch a fancy fish, I'm all ears. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6233 Phil, I thought you said you were a novice?” — “Chet, men do not shape destiny. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6234 My tax return told me it was a catch and release. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6235 Grand. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6236 Garbage can cost a lot of money 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6237 I told you those worms were too expensive. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6238 I'll have to throw it back in, my wife asked for a chest this week 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6239 It's catch and release if you want it to be catch and release. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6240 I hope I catch one with good taste. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6241 Let there be light on this old pier tonight. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6242 It's like catching a 200 pound chandelier on 8 pound test. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6243 Your bait’s only as good as your ambiance allows. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6244 Broiled or fried? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6245 Is that the new mermaid diet? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6246 I know you must get asked this all the time but . . . could you stop playing Free Bird? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6247 Any requests? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6248 What took you so long 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6249 Boy, the fish are sure lighting today! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6250 Must have been a lighter weight anchor. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6251 I don't make my own lures anymore, I just arrange great licensing deals. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6252 When they came and saw me fishing this way, they decided to grant my request for a waver from jury duty. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6253 So much for the 19.99 Super Lure, guaranteed to catch the Big Ones. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6254 I told you, its all in your choice of lure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6255 I thought this was a saltwater species. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6256 Is that the new hybrid fish ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6257 You know the fish bite better when it is dark out, at least now we will be able to see. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6258 This is what Ben Carson used to have in his HUD dining room. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6259 Talk about a sunk cost. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6260 Evolution is crazy. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6261 I can either throw it back or glue it to Marge's Christmas sweater. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6262 Actually, it's more baroque than gothic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6263 This can't lose for hookin' that tuna with good taste. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6264 They say schools are always looking for the most lit thing. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6265 I gotta quit using that lamprey eel bait. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6266 Catch and release. Catch and release. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6267 Forget bait fish, I'm fish with high taste. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6268 What can I say, I'm a simple man who likes fish with nice taste. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6269 Ah, the romance of fishing! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6270 My wife wants expensive caviar. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6271 The glow worms worked a treat 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6272 Looks like I’m getting my swagger back. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6273 Do you think the wife will be willing to clean this one? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6274 You should SIA the one I caught last week. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6275 I used those old bubble lights. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6276 Don't be sad. There are plenty of fish in the sea. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6277 That bait works best in shallow waters. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6278 You using that yuppie bait again Jim? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6279 Fig Bish 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6280 I ran out of worms. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6281 Nothing like brass fishing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6282 Oh stripers! I’ll just put away my “champagne room” lure. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6283 The fish eat better than we do! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6284 I heard that fish are attracted to shiny objects. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6285 This is what you get when you make a change from worms to flies. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6286 I'm trying to catch some "sole meunière" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6287 Edna wants one of those lobster Thermidor’s. Anniversary coming up. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6288 Well atleast this time, if it lands a soulless bottom feeder, it'll be on purpose. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6289 You know Bill, there has to be an easier way to extinguish the candles on this chandelier... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6290 That’s not what I meant when I said we would fish by first light. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6291 Does that work? Yes. What do aristocracy fish taste like? I catch and release only. They are endangered, only one percent of the population. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6292 I found flashlight fishing a bit déclassé. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6293 I'm trying to kid them into thinking they're in a restaurant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6294 Wrong bait. I was hoping for candlefish. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6295 Just remember son, it was curiosity that caught the catfish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6296 I want a fish with taste 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6297 Carol's stuffy parents are coming up from the city, so I thought I might catch something a little classier for tonight's dinner. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6298 A close cousin of the lanternfish, the recently discovered chandelierfish. Or maybe it's just some dick's trash. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6299 Your standards may be a bit too high. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6300 Well, I pulled something as fragile as my marriage 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6301 I think I need to try a lighter tackle. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6302 Marv, what's the fish allotment on this lake? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6303 – "Nice catch, mate." –"Thanks. Just fishing for compliments." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6304 So you're sure this will bring my wife back? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6305 it's for Sevruga 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6306 Give a man some luxury, and he'll feel extravagant for a day... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6307 *lights on* now sashimi *lights off* now she don't 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6308 I've heard gas-lighting works wonders. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6309 I'm just hoping they'll rise to the occasion. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6310 I said fishing not wishing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6311 I must admit, this does lend credence to the Legend of the Sunken Ballroom. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6312 Must have washed up from the former Mar-a-lago after the sea reclaimed it. She’s a beaut all right. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6313 I like to look like I fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6314 I like fishing at night 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6315 Some of the eels have a sense of humor. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6316 Who would’ve thunk Davy Jones stashed this in his locker? Pretty fishy, eh? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6317 nice one, ash. you always were able to catch em hallway decor 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6318 It was the cheapest lure they had. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6319 Apparently the future is already past. Wonder what's next. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6320 I think I liked Trump's steaks better than his fishhooks. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6321 I use it just for the halibut. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6322 I heard it cooks similar to cod. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6323 Shan, d'lyure, soled to me his old lure. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6324 That bite did seem a little light. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6325 And I always believed that the bay’s bioluminescence was caused by dinoflagellates! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6326 Haven't you heard? They're all summering in Antibes now. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6327 Well shit, man. I thought I was the light of your life. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6328 Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Old Pier. [Horn of large ship sounds in the background.] 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6329 Looks like it took your bait, try the night crawlers this time 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6330 Fine dining is the only thing that lures my scuba-crazy wife out of the water. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6331 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6332 I just can't digest incandescent bulbs anymore. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6333 You have to use insulated line. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6334 No more bottom feeders for me! These lights will attract the biggest, baddest fish in the food chain! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6335 The Titanic WAS well appointed. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6336 If you want a tasty fish, you better have tasteful bait. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6337 What kind of bait do you use with that thing? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6338 "If you plan on mounting it, you might want to start with the plaque on the ceiling". 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6339 Goldfish? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6340 I call this bait the Kanye West 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6341 It's not what I had in mind when I asked you to shed some light on your argument. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6342 Apparently it’s an invasive species from Austria. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6343 Well, if the water rises and you've got a bite, remain calm…just slip off your shoes. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6344 Afternoon delight 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6345 I didn’t have a suspended crankbait OR a twin armed spinner! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6346 Not a fish tale: they also, sometimes, overindulge with Goldschlager. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6347 Ugh, global warming, am I right? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6348 Hey, never underestimate the powerful forces of great lighting. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6349 Good job, son. You caught a chandelier. Next time catch a fish though. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6350 Coffee break fishing 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6351 My gaydar says we shouldn't continue. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6352 I fish for gold diggers, not goldfish. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6353 Hoping there's more fish in the Sia. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6354 "If a chandelier falls in a ocean and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6355 I Sia chandelier, get it ,Jack. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6356 It’s remodeling season. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6357 On a good day, I can catch a whole school of tuxedo guppies. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6358 For the comic from the April 39, 2018 issue: “Could you work a little harder on the harmony?” 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6359 Now they’ll be in the dark! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6360 You should try it in chartreuse. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6361 It put up quite a struggle when it was on the ceiling of our dining room, but this time it came up easy as if it really knew me. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6362 Plus, the candlesticks are dynamite 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6363 Fishing for Liberace 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6364 Now THAT’S a sea change! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6365 Don't worry, I'm using those eco-friendly, high-efficiency LEDs 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6366 I guess trickle down economics does work... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6367 Well, waste not what not 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6368 I'm going for the elusive mosquito shark. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6369 Cast a line? I thought you said cast a light! 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
6370 Chandelier? I was really hoping for a single boot! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6371 You should really use some more weights when you're fishing with light bait. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6372 Redecorating that octopus garden for the Beatles’ drummer vacationing in Sardinia. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6373 Chandelier meets outboard motor...imagine that collision! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6374 I'm putting it above my mantle. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6375 Trump bate? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6376 I’ll just tell everyone it was eighteenth century. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6377 Must have grabbed the wrong bait. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6378 This is the only way you can catch an elitist coastal fish. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6379 I said this is the lake of C.O.D - chandelier on demand 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6380 Maybe I should take up antiquing. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6381 All I said was "Bobeche, Pendants, and Chandelier!" This is what I got! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6382 ... Linda calls it "upcycling" she saw it on Pinterest 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6383 The school's doing a production of 'The Phantom of the Opera.' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6384 The light's out. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6385 The guy told me it is the newest in elegant LED fishing lures and it's the best way catch a school of fish all at the same time. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6386 I see the light. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6387 I'm a catch and re-lease angler. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6388 Yeah, you're right. Candles work better. Had to go with L.E.D's, though. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6389 Oh, I thought you meant this stream is rich with fish. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6390 So does that mean that, sick days are for fishing and and antiquing? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6391 Must be a sunken palace. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6392 Is this light at the end of the line? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6393 Oops. It's from the mermaids' castle. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6394 I'd rather be dining in. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6395 It is amazing what some people will recycle nowadays. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6396 DAMMM BOI thats a nice fish we should keep that one. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6397 You got a line on the Kingfish. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6398 your lure landed a ‘leir! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6399 The food always tastes better when the ambience is just right. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6400 No, but I catch a whole slough of King Salmon. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6401 I, wanna swim, with a chandelier, a chandellier'eer. I... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6402 There must be a quicker way to drain this swamp? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6403 Call John Cameron now!!! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6404 I told you we'd find sea glass if we waited long enough. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6405 No more electronic lures! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6406 Using that Oscar bait again? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6407 Electric eel. You? 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
6408 You can’t just dump things in the lake. But a lost lure is a lost lure. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6409 Looks like it could be from the Titanic 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6410 Last week it was a candelabra; a treble hook works every time. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6411 I got sick of snagging gold diggers. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6412 Maybe lighting the candles was excessive 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6413 The salesman said the rod was lite. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6414 Such a cast. And not a nibble all night! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6415 A gift from the antique store. I repeat, a gift from the antique store. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6416 My mom won't be able to chandeliering about this... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6417 My wife wants to know how well it'd go with the aqua couches and curtains 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6418 I'm telling you man, this always does the trick. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6419 They bite in light and at shiny lures according to Google, so this is as much Bling as I could think of to hook 'em. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6420 dude! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6421 I want to catch a bigly one today. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6422 Worked great for Liberace during the '75 Lake Powell Bass-O-Rama. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6423 The grouper may be a brutish and ugly fish, but he can't resist the finer things in life. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6424 Mermaid fillet is my favorite. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6425 Can you play "Brown Eyed Girl"? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6426 They said fishing was lights out here.Don't believe it! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6427 They say the action here is fabulous. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6428 Maybe next I’ ll catch a dining room set. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6429 The sturgeon hit this thing every time. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6430 We gotta throw it back, you can only keep chandeliers that are 4 feet in radius or more. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6431 Harry said he was underwater on his mortgage but that was all. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6432 Not sure what the allure is. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6433 I heard the Phantom of the Opera cruise show lost some scenery during a storm. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6434 Son, first rule of fishing, keep your grip ultra-light. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6435 That's not what I meant when I said, 'multifilament.' 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6436 Normally I would say, go back and get your big brother, but my dining room is too small. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6437 And then he asked me for my loyalty. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6438 O Say Can You Sia! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6439 It works better the Red and White Daredevil. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6440 [Whistles Antiques Roadshow theme] 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
6441 Thanks, Pruitt. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6442 Garbage digging has been taken to another level! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6443 Fishin' for compliments 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6444 I’m fishing only for high class fish to serve at a black-tie dinner I have to cook for next week. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6445 Ain't bitin'. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6446 Finally, you've caught up with your money. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6447 Nothing like fishing in Manhattan Bay in the year 2057. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6448 Pulled up the dining room table yesterday. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6449 Sigh... Catfishing hasn't been the same since I joined Facebook. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6450 You reize Disco ball will make a better mermaid lure. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6451 We're aiming for the diamond from Titanik, not the lamp, Steve 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6452 What bait you using Lightning bugs? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6453 All you need is the allure of apparent wealth, Junior. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6454 I guess I'm much better at interior design. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6455 Fishing or is Laura still redoing the bathroom? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6456 The fish is sparkling 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6457 It's a Lumi stick on steroids. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6458 THIS is how you get a bead on 'em. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6459 My house has been underwater since the Great Recession - this is the only way I can re-decorate. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6460 Well, I have been looking for the light... 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6461 Yup, a candlefish. Best bait for them is Christmas tree lights. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6462 Then she said ‘Dave, you go fishing one more time and I’m out of here’.’ I sure will miss that wife. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6463 Do you think Liberace down there too? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6464 They're biting lights out! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6465 She looks just like her mother. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6466 They say you are what you eat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6467 I guess your right, your bait is more versatile than my worms. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6468 This is the lure I used to catch that sunken pirate ship. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6469 Nothing fishy today, either. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6470 I am so tired of these fishing line commercials. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6471 If this leviathan lure works, my taxidermist will retire. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6472 Dad, are we trying to catch gay fish? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6473 Nice, but they're tough to fillet. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6474 Teach a man to fish and he’ll never work a day in his life. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6475 “Chip and Joanna might want to rethink their product endorsements”. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6476 This confirms that Trump asked for an extension because he still needed his K-! from Putin. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6477 This reminds me of that artist, Danh Vo, that I read about in The New Yorker. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6478 No wonder night fishing is illegal 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6479 Didn't the titanic sink in the Atlantic? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6480 If some fish drags it into deeper water, I'll cut my line and claim it as stolen property. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6481 There must be some good caviar down there. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6482 Do you think that I am using the wrong bait? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6483 This one - Yes, this one put up a good light. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6484 I don't know, she said it's called "glamping." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6485 It’s gotta be ‘catch and release’ because I’m already over my limit. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6486 Something tells me they're not going to be interested in worms for dinner. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6487 What happened to my bobbin? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6488 That lightbulb lure really worked! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6489 I'm trying to catch the other fish in the sea. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6490 When I used lower wattage bait I only got desk lamps. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6491 Did I told you not to fish in Chernobyl? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6492 Rising sea, Elmer.This is where Malibu's colony beach used to be! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6493 It’s the cat’s idea. She only eats Fancy Fish® 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6494 I'm trying to catch John Jacob Astor. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6495 Dude, where do you buy your baits? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6496 I don’t like your reason. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6497 I'm assuming gaudy is still in. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6498 I fancy this new species 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6499 I told your mom we'd stay here 'til midnight if need be! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6500 Damn ! Tiffany chandeliers aren't legal until the opener... Got to throw it back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6501 What are you trying to do, catch the Titanic? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6502 There’s something fishy going on with your bait. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6503 Well, you win some, you lose some. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6504 It will go well with the sauce. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6505 Is that the Bill Dance model? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6506 Are you fishing for the London whale? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6507 Perhaps the Phantom. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6508 Looks like I hooked the damn Titanic again. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6509 Well, that'll shine a light on it. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6510 I guess we'll be dining on Lobster Thermidor tonight. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6511 I find they retain wisdom if it's a jingle. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6512 Looks like the party's over... 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6513 Pops, tell me how to make money transfer from my brain to my bank account 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6514 It's amazing what you can find now that " Trading Spaces " is on again. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6515 Why does my chandelier keep blowing away? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6516 It’s a decent catch, but I’m still angling for some oligarch. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6517 Remember, it's chandelier-ese here. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6518 We can sell it online--you know how to spell "Sia" right? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6519 In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6520 Now I know why they call this "Sia Pond". 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6521 Is this the Angler fish? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6522 When global warming consumes Newport. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6523 Maybe lures are designed to appeal to me more than to the fish. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6524 Now all I need is an electric eel 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6525 Excellent, this will compliment the gilded credenza I pulled out of here last week. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6526 I need to have a word with the man who taught me how to fish. Does he really expect me to eat this? Should have taken the one he offered. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6527 Impressive scale. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6528 Each morning Johann sends his song swelling across the valley. He has done this every morning since he first reached the summit. That morning was 4783 days ago. This morning Johann learned all who have heard his song believed it to be the Wind. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6529 There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but I want my pick of the classy ones. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6530 Oh darn, this would have added such a touch of elegance to my fishing shack if I were not bound to catch and release. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6531 Let it go Dwayne, that's too bulbous to eat! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6532 My grand-pappy always said nothing can hold a candle to a good day of fishing. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6533 Well it was Sia's catchiest song, so it might work 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6534 My wife has me helping out around the house more. I don't mind sweeping, but I hate dusting this thing. They use fish to clean feet at the spa, y'know? so I thought this would be just the thing. And, hey, maybe I'll catch one while its cleaning! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6535 I'm hoping for a richer tasting fish. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6536 In trying to avoid opening a can of worms, I'm afraid I did just that. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6537 I'm trying to catch the elusive Siafish. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6538 This fishing expedition doesn't seem to be working out. Maybe we ought to try a witch hunt. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6539 I should have renewed my Atlantis license. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6540 I dunno Phil, I saw some great chandelier hummingbird feeder ideas on Pinterest. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6541 Yeah, I guess I'm pretty desperate 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6542 Once they're in, they don't want out. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6543 That's one heck of a fishing lore Hans! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6544 You know, this doesn't count as a date night if I still have to cook 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6545 As light travels faster, you should wait for the real deal to show up soon. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6546 Also rich in Vitamin A. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
6547 Maybe it's a cuttlefish from the Titanic. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6548 I hope that my wife picks up the fish. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6549 Jeremy Wade stated this river was safe from monster fish. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6550 Just wait until your mother sees this! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6551 I'm so happy today I could swing from the chandelier. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6552 Do you reckon I'll get any bites for 'recently divorced'? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6553 I think you used the bait for houses built in the 1950's. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6554 The baitshop said fishing was lights out... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6555 If anyone ask, I caught a Tired Chandelier 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6556 My wife would never believe this. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6557 No, I think I'll keep it! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6558 I may have gone overboard with the lures. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6559 I learned this from a French fisherman. It’s called the Versailles lure. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6560 Ughh another chandelier. We are never going to fish out that body. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6561 I told you sea level was lower not that long ago. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6562 What are you trying to catch? Fish or Sia? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6563 We must've gotten cutoff..."I'm a pickerel fisherman, not a picker." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6564 I figure this will lure the new breed of environmental regulators stocked in the bayou. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6565 I thought you said we were going deep Sia fishing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6566 Early Retirement Ambition -The Neophyte 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6567 Dang it, this is the fifth fixture this week. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6568 The ambiance makes all the difference. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6569 Get ready for the big one...... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6570 "Caught it on a Trump Lure (R)" "R" in the caption is the circled "R" of a registered trademark. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6571 Well, I figure there's nothin' gets me hungry like after a gala. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6572 This bait will attract the upper class fish 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6573 I don't care what you use as bait, you're never going to get an invite to the met gala like that! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6574 I came here to fish not to drink beer. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6575 I think I'll skip the lite bait next time. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6576 Dude, we used to have fun before Instagram. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6577 This is the fanciest leerfish I've ever caught! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6578 If it’s Tuesday, it must be Venice! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6579 Maybe they were trying to have fresh fish for dinner? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6580 POLOP 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6581 I fished my wish. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6582 City boy? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6583 Without light, all of the fish will have to flounder around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6584 I'm not doing this for the money. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6585 It’s a wonder our forefathers survived with their candelabras. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6586 This will cast light on our catch of the day. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6587 I see your trying the new TRUMP bait. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6588 Sorry Charlie. This rig is for that mermaid 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6589 Whenever you have a bright idea, only a light bulb appears above your head. But this one must be a whopper! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6590 We used to use this to dry our plastic bags 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6591 I didn't realize Liberace was buried at sea. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6592 I didn't think the White House Correspondence dinner was a total tank... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6593 This one just screams "Trophy Mermaid"! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6594 That's what we called "nouveau fish." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6595 What are you going for with that bait? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6596 Well at least she didn't trash your antidepressants 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6597 Isn't a 'fluke' a fish? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6598 I'm fishing for the aristocracy! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6599 I said I was looking for answers, and this is where they told me to come. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6600 "Don't worry son, there are plenty of white girls in the sea.¨ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6601 Must be the S.I.A 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6602 I’m pretty sure that’s not what Dad meant when he said, “Cast a big shadow, boys. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6603 I am going for big fish! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6604 I'm going for a fancy fish. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6605 How do you think the fish feel that I didn't catch one of them? De-lighted? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6606 Well today I am fishing for, tang-o 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6607 Cotillion? Is that the mall with the big sporting goods store that has an escalator? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6608 Hey Chuck have I ever told you that near, far, wherever you are, I believe the heart does go on. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6609 Last week on: House Hunters 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6610 They've always wished for a romantic, lavish, underwater evening. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6611 All I really wanted to catch today was the Marina Chandler. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6612 I just saw the movie "dinner with andre". i don't want to catch the little fellow. i just want to talk. ask him what the heck is going on in this world. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6613 Global warming? FAKE NEWS. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6614 For deep sea fishing the right bait is essential. I like this one for Nemo's Nautilus. It's still out there my friend. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6615 I'm trying out this new bate. I'm hoping to catch something electrifying. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6616 They're called sea bass, Mike. Not Sia bass 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6617 Hey, Al...you're always singing that you want to swing from a chandelier... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6618 Well, we told your mother today would be a light fishing day. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6619 It works better than chum. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6620 I'm angling for a starfish 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6621 There was no colusdion. No colussion! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6622 Last week it was 15th century Ming Vases, now this?! It happens every time Aristocrats move in! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6623 Told ya, you should’ve dusted it off first ... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6624 Little known fact: This is how Chrystal Light is made. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6625 uhhhhh... 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
6626 The old man swore by a red and white Daredevle, then one day I said "Sorry Pop...I'm going full chandelier." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6627 By Jove, what a brilliant idea! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6628 That'll make good tacos al chandelier. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6629 My fish have a high taste level. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6630 I'm doing it for the halibut. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6631 Old boots sure have come a long way. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
6632 You really need to cut bait. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6633 Fancy seaing you here 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6634 My dad would say,” go big or go home”. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6635 I think they might need the fish ladder for this. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6636 Should look swell with an LED retrofit. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
6637 I'm going to have to throw it back - it's below the legal size limit. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6638 Today, I'm going for a kingfish. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6639 What, your're fishing for Scarlett O'Hara? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6640 I read a book about anglerfish so I'm trying it out for myself. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6641 You need to see what's there first. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6642 Is this where you dropped the flashlight? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6643 Mr. President, I’m tired of winning! Let’s stop winning for a while. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6644 Jack, this wasn’t what I meant when I said we should hang together 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6645 I'm tired of fishing with minor inducements. I'm bringing out the "master-bate." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6646 Sure, the coffee is exceptional these days, but I do miss reeling in a boot. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6647 Only fishing for Sia today. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6648 Yep Drew, you're right, chandlering is relaxing... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6649 Son, I think your mom will finally let us mount one in the remodeled living room! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6650 One positive effect of global warming is that you can fish without leaving home. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6651 It takes money to make money. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6652 You can habit. I've already caught my limit. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6653 Dammit, another one; gotta get rid of those shiny lures. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6654 I guess they're right. Fishing here is "lights out." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6655 At 33 pounds, 8 ounces, and dripping with sparkle, it is clearly a record 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6656 I am having much better luck with red worms 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6657 He sure did sell you on that Trump 2020 fish lure. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6658 Son, just another example of ocean pollution. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6659 Let's fish like tomorrow doesn't exist. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6660 (The) Amazon. 100% automated. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6661 I don't think that bait, will help, to raise the Titanic! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6662 caption 1: "I ran out of worms." caption 2: "Catfish will bite on anything." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6663 Dang fish keep ceiling my bait. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6664 Well, my wife does want me to start eating lighter. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6665 what kind of arm exercise did you say you did to hold that thing up? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6666 Yeah, I guess it could be seen as an argument against evolution. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6667 They just don't make them like they used to. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6668 I didn't believe Beyonce fished here – but now... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6669 I think you just found Atlantis! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6670 Yeah, alright. Not bad for Chinatown. Let's try SoHo next. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6671 I hate changing the lightbulbs on these things. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6672 Thats the 3rd one this week... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6673 I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6674 This little light of mine, I'm goin' let it shine. Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6675 My wife is planning a fancy dinner. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6676 Got it. or We should have gone to (somewhere less ritzy in say Maryland, sorry like Gettysberg? haha, I'm not sure.) 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6677 So I told my wife I was going fishing, and she said -- don't forget to turn off the lights and grab the right bait and tackle 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6678 It's definitely classy. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6679 “I think this flipping craze has gotten a little out of hand”! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6680 Just to let you know son that your mom and I have refurbished by just fishing at the right spots. This one is the best for lighting fixtures. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6681 Whatcha gonna catch, a female chandelier? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6682 There's something fishy about this... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6683 Jeff, you didn’t tell me we were going to the Hudson River! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6684 Eel. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6685 I'm not interested in catching anything so much as I'm trying to elevate the sport. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6686 It certainly throws a new light on how to fish. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6687 Presidential fishing excursion 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6688 You wouldn't know it, but they have a very light taste. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6689 Wally's crawlers just doesn't work like they use to. This is the nine one of these I've caught this month. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6690 I normally prefer topwater frogs for swamps, but after this one got drained I’ve had more luck with my ‘Dictator Chic’ lures. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6691 It’s kind of kits “It’s kind of kitschy for my taste; I’m gonna throw it back and go for something more rustic. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6692 Fishing tackle? I thought he said fishing tacky. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6693 It's good, you just can't fry it. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
6694 I work for Fancy Feast®. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6695 Those internet dating sites didn't work....maybe this will lure the right one! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6696 I dunno - do we eat it or install it? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6697 The box said that it especially attracts Sia fish. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6698 Sorry, I tune only uprights. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6699 Trust me buddy, a little innovation can go a long way. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6700 Negative! The saying is: "sleep with the fishes!" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6701 My first lamp raise. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6702 Trying to catch a Hawaiian sea-moth fish 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6703 Hoping to snag a gold fish, Larry? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6704 Well, you have to take into account that the penthouse apartments are about six feet under now. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6705 I have mixed feelings. Seems like a great catch but, then again, I don’t think my license covers it. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6706 And this is how we lure the big guns in. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6707 Those fish must be big SIA fans... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6708 I was really fishing for a walleye not a wall light. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6709 Is that a petrified jelly fish? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6710 I don't care what your mother's boyfriend thinks about fishing 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6711 Now I wish I hadn't gotten that candelabra mounted. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6712 I was warned that the lure I have been using has attracted some unique finds 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6713 This will be great for the formal dinner that my wife and I are hosting next week. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6714 Nessie! Where'd that come from, the Titanic? No, girl! Put it back. You can't keep taking stuff out of ocean liners! Ever since she saw "Poseidon Adventure" she's wanted to make her own movie . . . 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6715 Son, fish are like women... a little candlelight ambience and they're hooked. or "Well, it worked to hook your mother." 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6716 The Errol Flynn's aren't biting today 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6717 That is really something, you wouldn't want hanging on your wall 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6718 Are you trying to catch Kevin O'Leary? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6719 That is some kind of lightning rod. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6720 My wife thinks I'm as sucker for the next new thing in lures. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6721 Going for electric eels? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6722 That’ll look good on the ceiling. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6723 It’s the only way to catch the elusive golden trout. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
6724 I hooked a berry to a thread, and hoped to catch a silver trout. Where's the glimmering girl? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6725 I know nothing about catching fish either. It's just more fake news or alternate facts. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6726 I'm going for anglerfish. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6727 Hmmm, what do you think; could this have something to do with that cruise ship that went down in this area? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6728 Well, I guess I just found Atlantis. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6729 Yeah, it's a lighter option than Salmon 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6730 Fish love shiny objects Bobby. Don't worry, your mother will never know. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6731 Yeah, we can fry that. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6732 From EdisonNew Jersey, garage sale. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6733 Should have known better than to go fishing at high-society tide. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6734 Trying to break your glass ceiling? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6735 Heard about 'em, but never seen a Chandelier Trout before. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6736 Is that a brass specimen? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6737 The big ones go for the shiny stuff. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6738 I didn't know the Titanic sank this close 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6739 Apparently, Amazon put them under. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6740 it must be the new age I thought it was tire 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6741 I'm done. See ya.("Chandelier" by Sia) 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6742 Not exactly what I meant when I asked you to bring the light. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6743 They said I'll need a big hall of fish to win the tournament. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6744 Ya know, fishing can be an enlightening experience 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6745 Look! It's reverse catfishing. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6746 I’d say that’s easily a nine footer. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6747 It's a notice from Central Casting. They're hiring for the new 'Phantom of the Opera' Movie. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6748 Watt's the bait? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6749 I am hoping to catch as many fish in the sea!” One for every hook 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6750 A little light for an eight candle. Do I throw it back? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6751 Live bait is too expensive. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6752 I've heard that you can catch more flies with honey. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6753 Guy Holding Chandelier: So this is 50-pound fishing line...nice. Other Dude: You're wife is okay to this? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6754 When it's this formal, we have to throw it back. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6755 I guess her collection was finally complete. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6756 I shouldn't have used a bulb for bait. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6757 Well, it sure is shiny... 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6758 Guess the wish fairy’s working overtime. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6759 That last note of yours was really a cliff-hanger. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6760 Looks like it came from Atlantis 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6761 Well that is an unusual breed of anglerfish. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6762 I guess the Titanic wasn't that fancy after all. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6763 Playing to the crowd. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6764 My first L.H.O.O.Q. Eat your heart out, Duchamp. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6765 Mmmmmm....maybe too early in the season for the Ol' Liberace lure.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6766 My buddy told me there’s great catch 400 miles off the Atlantic. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6767 The guy at the store was sure right about the tensile strength of this new fishing line. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6768 "JUST LIKE THE ONE IN "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6769 My interior designer says it adds visual aesthetic without sacrificing practical function. Might as well give it a shot. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6770 I guess it's better than swinging from them. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6771 Strange...tell me that you heard music from the song "Chandelier." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6772 So sonny boy, you wondered why I would go “phishing” without my computer? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6773 I'm on a diet so this chandelier will attract light fish. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6774 Looks like you’re only going for the big ones today. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6775 That is an extremely strong fishing pole 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6776 It's a new lure, Jake. I'm after the elusive Neon Debutante. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6777 The lighter the bait, the easier the catch. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6778 I'm the chef at Buckingham Palace. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6779 I think it'a more of a question of their visualization skills. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6780 I just hope the fish have expensive taste. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6781 "Teach a man to fish ..." and what does it get you? Bupkis! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6782 I'm more surprised it didn't shatter on the way up. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6783 No tellin what mutations live in these polluted waters. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6784 Wow! Your diamond lure works great! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6785 Dude. The dating-app chicks are gonna love this. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6786 Ya know, Dad... that's probably right where they want it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6787 That's my share of the spring clean taken care of. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6788 The light catches on you just right 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6789 I give up. The table lamps just aren't biting today. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6790 All due respect, I did have a lightbulb at the end of that line. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6791 Come back tomorrow. Today's performance was canceled. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6792 I would have preferred Art Deco. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6793 I know talking to you while fishing goes against our gender rules. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6794 It's gold Ralph. And yes, I'm fishing in this god-forsaken swamp only for that tremendous orange catfish. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6795 It’s a lighting rod. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6796 I'm surprised your rod isn't bending much at all. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6797 This lake is only stocked with small mouth bass. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6798 These fish are a bit salty aren’t they? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6799 fixin to hook a rich girl posts them pictures of DIY interior design and her ass in yoga pants. a putrid canary in the coalmine of civilizational decline, sure, but sometimes they follow back. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6800 Hey, if it works for those anglerfish, why not for me? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6801 Next time I should use a dry fly. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6802 If I didn’t know we were fishing, I’d swear we were salvaging architecture. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6803 Thanks Bloomberg. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6804 Ya see, it's smart shopping. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6805 So those are the keys to happiness. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6806 I heard they got a new one for Phantom. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6807 I watched a documentary on anglerfish and got this bright idea. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6808 Try again. It's last call at the bait ball. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6809 Is it possible to learn this power? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6810 I bet my wife won't find her birthday present here! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6811 Is this what they mean when they say "it's lit?" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6812 Mercury Schmercury! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6813 I'm gonna swiiiiing from the chandelieeeeer. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6814 It's important to use the right kind of bait, when you're fishing for compliments. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6815 On Pinterest again? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6816 Doesn't this belong with the Colossus of Rhodes? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6817 So I hear you're Gatsby's fisherman. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6818 My wife asked for just such a chandelier! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6819 Theoretically, without a table underneath it the bigger fish just swim right into it smacking their heads, passing out and floating to the surface. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6820 My wife’s gonna be pleased with what I caught today. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6821 You're casting for the home network? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6822 Night Fishing at Antibes 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6823 I knew I shouldn't have gone for the Birkin bait. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6824 Shouldn't use a glow-worm for bait. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6825 That light lure of mine never disappoints. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6826 I want to find out why it leaks to the media 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6827 Only the finest caviar will do. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6828 They don't make candles like they used too. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6829 There's not necessarily a morning after. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6830 If it's what you say, I love it -especially later in the summer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6831 eh, I already have a few trophies of this one at home 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6832 The lights in his eyes blew out quickly. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6833 I never really knew you just get away from you freak 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6834 Fairy tale bait? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6835 It's the new Sia 3000 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6836 If riches were fishes, I'd go to bed on a happy belly tonight! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6837 You trying to catch an angler fish? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6838 . . .from the little known species, "Anglerfish Diva" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6839 That’s one fancy angler fish... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6840 Did you just see a bite? Blast it, I knew we'd have better luck catching electric eels at night. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6841 This business about this being relaxing is bunk. I actually don’t like the taste off fish. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6842 I'm hoping it will pass as a shadolier. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6843 Are you serving thyme? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6844 I'm after the elusive Loan Shark 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6845 Where'd you get your bait, The Chandeleur Islands? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6846 I prefer the Christmas costume he wore in the early '80s at Radio City Music Hall. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6847 Emperor Barron says there may be something worth luring out of Mar-a-Lago by now. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
6848 This is the last time I'll go fishing after a flood! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6849 Do you have a special request. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6850 Hey, Pinterest has never led me wrong before. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6851 There's no cell reception, so my wife can't call me here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6852 Bro, where did you buy these fishing lines? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6853 The anglerfish doesn't stand a chance. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6854 Is this how you redecorated the bedroom? Yup, and now I just found the piece for the dining room. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6855 You can keep the lights or throw them back. I'm just going to eat the rest of the worms. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
6856 My buddy told me this bait will attract the REALLY big ones. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6857 I see you finally see the light! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6858 It'll be so dark! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6859 Trying to catch the big fish? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6860 I aim hoping they see the light! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6861 My theory is a large Bright lure will attract a large Dull fish. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6862 I took the bait. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6863 Did you hear there’s peace in Korea? Yeah, I’ve heard some pretty good whoppers myself. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6864 Yep, I already have the bubbly on ice, so now I'm going to catch me some caviar! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6865 I watched a documentary on Neptune last night. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6866 Shimmering bait met its mate. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6867 Hell, Stormy was she who sunk the POTUS’s outhouse . . . 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6868 What'd you say, want to go bowling? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6869 It looked brown in your Craigslist ad. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6870 Is that all you brought for bait? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6871 Hopefully the glitters will do the trick. I heard that very very wealthy fish is really greedy. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6872 They were fresh out of the Alabama rig so I went with the SIA. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6873 Yeah, Sea fishing...I thought you said Sia Fishing?! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6874 Worms not good enough for you? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6875 You slhould hold a rod with that kind of reel on the top 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6876 Why bother? I stopped baiting the hook years ago 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6877 Never before, have I viewed fishing as a swanky affair. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6878 The fish don't go for it, but it's great for the forearms. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6879 How do you think he tastes? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6880 Looks like it's under size-I'll have to throw it back 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6881 I see you fancy fish. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6882 My kids asked me to catch some goldfish. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6883 I was fishin’ For a light salmon but I got a salmon Joe 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6884 Somebody switched my bait! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6885 I caught my first wife on this one. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6886 It’s a Shad Rappelabra. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6887 Fishing is lit, fam. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6888 Even though these things sure are beautiful, they ain't good eatin'. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6889 its a vent chandalierre 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6890 I can put this with the candelabra I caught last week. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6891 Pop - do you ever think we might have taken the wrong meaning of 'fly', when we we were looking up fly-fishing? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6892 Moth fish. Wife says their good eatin'. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6893 If I were a big one, I'd be pretty impressed with this. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6894 The crystals aren't real so I am going to throw it back... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6895 Fishy, fancy fish 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6896 Fishing for my dinner........furniture. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6897 Of course Tony Robbins' wisdom applies to fishing 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6898 Global chandeliering 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6899 You’re switched on today! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6900 No more poverty mentality for me. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6901 Oh, throw that one in with the others. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6902 Too bad Ted that you need to throw your catch back in cause it's too light 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6903 WTF... ? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6904 He threw in more than the towel. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6905 W "Orange Blowfish. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6906 Nope! Gotta throw it back. My wife would carp if I don’t bring home something modern. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6907 ...then the President sat me down on a park bench and taught me how to fish. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6908 This is an upscale part of the bay. I'm after big ones with taste. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6909 I trying to catch Citigrouper. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6910 The annual Mermaid Gala pays better than you think. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6911 it's a rental from Trump Tower 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6912 Throw it back; it's just a TRUMP symbol of excess which existed in the PAST! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6913 I swear, Your Honor, that’s exactly how we got it. And it’s all thanks to my lucky lure. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6914 Shattered Paradise 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6915 Yes, it took hours to tie this fly. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6916 You'd be surprised how many fish are Sia fans. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6917 Can you trump this? Here today, gone tomorrow. Can you trump this? Here today, gone tomorrow. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6918 I forgot to take my meds, and now I'm tripping on the light fantastic. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6919 What time yesterday did she jump in? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6920 I was hoping for sturgeon for some fancy caviar for but this might do. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6921 You should see it when I turn it into chum. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6922 We may get caught for pit lamping! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6923 I caught a chandelier. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6924 April 15th, 1912- Bar Harbor, ME "Quite the catch there, bub." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6925 I think I dropped my line into an electric eel's living room! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6926 Is it fishy to sell it as an antique? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6927 Double or noth How about double or nothing if I can get the captain's hat in one cast? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6928 That's one way to light up your life. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6929 They already found that fish but he lives a thousand feet down. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6930 I left some tools in my truck. I'll be back in 10 years. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6931 It's all how you cook them. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6932 It's remarkable we've retrieved it. It really doesn't look that bad considering how long it's been in here. Do you think Gloria will even notice? She is blind as a bat, and we never go in the dining room anyway. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6933 My wife fired the decorator. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6934 This global warming thing is working out, now I can fish from my back yard. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6935 Talk about fishing the lights out....we just got game. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6936 Yeah, it was discounted so I ordered it from Lamps Plus' online store. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6937 Whoever you've got playing Christine Daaé sings like an angelfish. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6938 The regulations say this is a Quality Fishing Area 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6939 There you go “fishing “ again 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6940 Fishing clubs have all become so commercialised, now.. All they do is encourage you to buy from their sponsors. Dom’t you think? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6941 Sia is sold out. Give it up, dude. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6942 I have to stop using plugs for bait. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6943 Happy Birthday, Joe McCarthy. You were right! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6944 The fish I am trying to catch are famous for their rare taste. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6945 If you found a talking goldfish that granted you three wishes, what would you wish for? beauty, wealth, and some light in my life 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6946 Now that's hooking fly 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6947 Looks like we'll be eating well tonight! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6948 You're not skunked; you can sell that on Ebay. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6949 Fishing for The Aristocats. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6950 Fancy seaing you here 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6951 I'll reel this one in, you go after those double D's. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6952 Yeah, my mom used to work the craps table at the Taj Mahal. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6953 It looks like Charlie the Tune is an eclectic type of guy 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6954 The fish .wales and ect. said we don't wont your wealth ". we all have a good life " right here". in the water .peace and joy. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6955 My wife says the dining room should evoke the opulent style of the Titanic. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6956 I'm going to catch me a bunch of Golden Shiners with this baby. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6957 You think even the worm will sparkle? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6958 When I asked you for the secret of life, I never expected, "Can you hum a few bars?" 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6959 I’m not fucking you Derek and that’s not a mistletoe it’s a fucken lamp or some shit is this why you brought me down here? Fuck my life. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6960 This is actually the sixth iteration. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6961 I figured I would try the chandelier as bait for the halibut. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6962 That’s about where i left it 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6963 I just tell her I have a hot date . 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6964 That's another reason you shouldn't fish off the company pier. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6965 Muskellunge like an elaborate lure. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6966 I figured if this got my ex-wife it should hook a couple monsters. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6967 Shiny squids cannot resist competing with chandeliers 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6968 They say it works on toes. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6969 I'm trying to catch some caviar 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6970 I call it the "anglerfish method" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6971 I'm angling for a Real Housewife of NYC with this lure! I heard there out there since their boat ride from hell. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6972 Did you say you could teach me to scale or two scales? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6973 I'm going to throw them back til I lose count. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6974 Let me know if you see any Napoleon Brandy. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6975 This is fresh. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6976 Wholy cow, you caught a chandelier, what will you plan to do with it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6977 I ain't never seen an angler fish like that. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6978 Its that damn Amazon mermaid drone delivery again! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6979 That's a 'lit' Chandelier 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6980 You would think it's a fire hazard but actually it's not. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6981 I can give you a ride home if you want? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6982 B r u h, that’s lit fam. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6983 They might as well ‘come to the light’ in style. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6984 This doesn't look good. I said I wasn't going to Vegas. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6985 Are LED's still deductible? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6986 This should catch a rainbow debutante. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6987 You hope to catch a monkey? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6988 You know how those big fish are picky 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6989 How do you get something like that baked. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6990 I somehow suspected there was a school of fish nearby. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6991 Looks like someone got in a house-wreck." "Would you like to try that again? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6992 And deep. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6993 Fish! Or cut bait! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6994 This attracts many Sia creatures. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6995 It's for the Dabutante ball. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6996 Are you sure that your new lure will attract fish? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6997 I heard the Titantic sunk not too far from here. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6998 It really ties the pond together. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6999 Whoa, looks like mom's party really did bring the house down. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7000 The meaning of life? Who cares! I can teach you a great walking bass. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7001 And I thought the leaking bathtub upstairs was going to be travesty in this dining room. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7002 Sorry to break up the romantic moment. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7003 There’s reason why fishing can’t be fabulous,too. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7004 It IS better down where it’s wetter under the sea!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7005 No, nothing special. Just my usual set up. A bugtail jig with a worm tail. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7006 I know God created light, but how about fish! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7007 I guess it really is 20gayteen. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7008 My wife only lets me fish one day I year this is how I plan on catching the yearly limit. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7009 Funny, Moby Dick never struck me as a cross-dresser. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7010 I like my fish, fried 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7011 Way to chanda-lure it in. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7012 Jenny’s pregnant again and we’re looking for a 5 bedrooms and 3 baths 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7013 You might do better with LED bulbs. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7014 I could sell it on ebay. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7015 It looks like they didn't believe in Climate Warming! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7016 The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" "Shut up Darryl 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7017 Okay, let's see if there really is a Loch Ness Phantom. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7018 Maybe I should use different bait 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7019 Now I’ll be able to count my fish beforee they’re fried. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7020 get mark l. wahlberg on the line! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7021 I think you're gonna have to throw it back. It's under the size limit. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7022 I know how much it weighs, it still won't count. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7023 Some lure! How'd you fit it in your baitbox? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7024 This is how you catch a pirate. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7025 Boot, Tire, Free Space, Chandelier; I just need Car for BINGO. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7026 Deep Sia fishing... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7027 It's light as a feather. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7028 All we need now is to catch some fish and we will be eating in class !!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7029 Well, I told my wife I was going to furniture store today to return that carpet we bought last Saturday, anyway. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7030 Do you want salted or unsalted butter with that? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7031 I Sia using some new bait. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7032 That's quite a kitchen sink! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7033 I told your parents I would convert. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7034 Hmmm, something's fishy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7035 Oh, so that's where I left this old thing?" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7036 I'm fishing with a chandelier. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7037 I saw it in the window and just had to have it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7038 I can't believe debris from the Titanic could drift so far. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7039 I'm going to fly fish from the chandelier. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7040 Going back in time with Pruitt's EPA. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7041 My wife said it wouldn't work as a hanging menorah. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7042 California sure was fancy. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7043 A bit ostentatious for my taste. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7044 What fly? I used a Crystal Emerger. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7045 I'm weady to go whiting fishing Wobert. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7046 That's going to bring in some cash! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7047 The producers say they want another number for the second act - something warm and intimate. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7048 Now you see, this way Sia will come to us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7049 That was one hell of a light! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7050 You should see their mortgage. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7051 I still prefer regular bait 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7052 Not exactly what I was hoping to mount in my basement. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7053 Wow, just because we're in the Chandeleur Islands, I didn't think we'd bag this beauty. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7054 Looks like the Phantom of he Opera lsot it's star production vehicle 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7055 You think this will finally catch a bluefin tuna? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7056 My wife prefers modern. Is your wife into vintage? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7057 Fishing is light. Not light, light; but light. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7058 I'm looking to catch Blowfish. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7059 Promising marketing angle!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7060 If only I used a bigger hook I might have landed the whole ship. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7061 Fishing for aristocracy? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7062 Hopefully it's light enough to reel back in. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7063 How’d you manage that one? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7064 I feel cramped in my one-level bungalow. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7065 The guy at the bait shop said it was good for all kinds of big fish. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7066 Fishing may not be rocket science, but it’s stumped the hell out of me. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7067 You don’t flyfish either...? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7068 So, I said, 'Mary if you don't fuck me right here in the elevator, we're through.' 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7069 Not exactly what I meant by feeling "enlightened by the ocean". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7070 When it comes to the amount of fish I can catch, this puppy has no ceiling. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7071 Pachelbel's Canyon?" "Indeed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7072 That’s what you catch when you fish on the chandepier. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7073 Let's see if Sia wanna swing on this. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
7074 No elitists are allowed in the tackle shop at Mar-a-Lago. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0