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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 No, I said to play with more attitude. 1.8817 0.01352 3509 1357 1210 942
1 Your lesson was yesterday. 1.8788 0.01169 4712 1836 1611 1265
2 The Zen Way is on the next mountain. This is the Steinway. 1.8706 0.01181 4769 1933 1520 1316
3 I know you didn't send for a tuner. The people down in the valley did. 1.8630 0.01221 4415 1796 1428 1191
4 The public is saying your latest work is inaccessible. 1.8536 0.01103 4971 1920 1859 1192
5 Everyone wants the secret of life. No one asks how the hell I got this baby up here. 1.8527 0.01309 3692 1480 1276 936
6 The Craigslist ad said it's free if I pick it up myself...? 1.8429 0.01144 4671 1853 1699 1119
7 Finally, a request. 1.8291 0.01629 2282 919 834 529
8 I'm moving all of my music to the cloud. 1.8254 0.01181 4490 1866 1542 1082
9 To be honest with you, we regret both the promise of free delivery and the promise of lifetime tunings. 1.8000 0.01194 4340 1863 1482 995
10 The meaning of life? No I don't know it, but maybe if you hum a few bars... 1.7944 0.01661 2335 1041 733 561
11 Is this the Steinway to Heaven? 1.7911 0.01271 3974 1776 1252 946
12 Well that was a major scale! 1.7906 0.01620 2297 983 812 502
13 You find out who your real friends are when you ask them to help you move. 1.7855 0.01400 2984 1261 1102 621
14 Franz, just call it "Unfinished" and come down. 1.7793 0.01304 3525 1531 1241 753
15 With a helicopter. You've got two questions left. 1.7779 0.01261 3823 1680 1312 831
16 Sorry to tell you this; the divorce is now final, and she got the piano. 1.7735 0.01346 3501 1596 1102 803
17 I know you're discouraged by the turnout, but I think it's the venue. 1.7726 0.01203 3901 1646 1496 759
18 Am I late for my lesson? 1.7712 0.04054 424 207 107 110
19 I guess if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.7698 0.01287 3614 1594 1258 762
20 There've been complaints about the hills being alive with the sound of music. 1.7585 0.01267 3748 1689 1275 784
21 I see that no one but you plays at this level. 1.7562 0.01232 3761 1643 1392 726
22 How 'bout this time I show you how to tune the piano yourself? 1.7522 0.01419 2837 1249 1042 546
23 Big deal! Try it with a piano on your back. 1.7505 0.01298 3732 1754 1155 823
24 I play best when I'm high. 1.7214 0.01507 2631 1254 856 521
25 This is Enrichment. Enlightenment is the next ledge up. 1.7178 0.01477 2658 1251 906 501
26 Yup, no kidding, I just said, “Alexa, find live music nearby.” 1.7111 0.01357 3216 1550 1045 621
27 It would help if you composed a bridge. 1.7087 0.01819 1751 836 589 326
28 And this is where my musical career plateaued. 1.7055 0.01727 1827 846 673 308
29 I've been sent to ask you if you know any other songs besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough?" 1.7031 0.01854 1711 832 555 324
30 I was hoping to end this climb on a high note. 1.7020 0.02251 1047 480 399 168
31 Your wife says she can still hear it. 1.7013 0.01349 3264 1602 1035 627
32 I'm from the next mountain. Would you mind keeping it down after 10:00 PM? 1.6974 0.01867 1606 766 560 280
33 Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." 1.6942 0.01551 2482 1236 769 477
34 Life is hard my son, Rachmaninoff is harder. 1.6903 0.01525 2444 1190 821 433
35 It's free, but you have to move it. 1.6725 0.01522 2440 1220 799 421
36 No, this is piano camp, base camp is further up. 1.6714 0.01577 2273 1138 744 391
37 Seriously, a two-drink minimum? 1.6646 0.01586 2230 1125 728 377
38 We're putting the band back together! 1.6537 0.01423 2804 1449 877 478
39 Practice? That's it .... Practice? 1.6417 0.01958 1468 770 454 244
40 I'm afraid this will be my last lesson. I've found a teacher closer to home. 1.6354 0.01446 2608 1360 839 409
41 I’m the viola, any sign of the other three? 1.6339 0.02028 1292 666 433 193
42 It's true—the aria is thinner up here. 1.6296 0.01893 1547 821 478 248
43 Yesterday? I thought my lesson was today! 1.6236 0.02425 914 482 294 138
44 You're a good friend Gary. No one else bothered to show up for my recital. 1.6222 0.01569 2157 1134 704 319
45 What do you mean, 'sold out'? 1.6200 0.01571 2121 1111 705 305
46 What do you mean my lesson was cancelled? 1.6198 0.01583 2125 1123 687 315
47 Mom says just to call it “Unfinished” and come home for dinner. 1.6175 0.01794 1707 920 520 267
48 The meaning of life? What key is it in? 1.6169 0.01676 1981 1076 588 317
49 I hope you have a good excuse. Your lesson was supposed to start 15 minutes ago. 1.6143 0.01876 1483 783 489 211
50 On behalf of the entire valley, please stop practicing that song. 1.6110 0.01759 1774 966 532 276
51 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I'll try to play it. 1.6078 0.01968 1392 755 428 209
52 Sam, I found you at last. Play it again. 1.6045 0.02222 1153 646 317 190
53 The neighbors want me to ask you to keep it down. 1.6018 0.01862 1537 837 475 225
54 Mom always told me you'd just gone to the store for cigarettes. 1.6002 0.02473 863 469 270 124
55 Sorry, my set just ended, but I play here every Thursday from 5 to 9. 1.5985 0.01910 1452 793 449 210
56 May I change to monthly rather than weekly lessons? 1.5984 0.01829 1519 813 503 203
57 Peak performance can mean something different to everybody. 1.5981 0.01983 1341 731 418 192
58 No, no, no. I'm the Dalai Yamaha. The Dalai Lama is the next cliff up. 1.5950 0.01947 1432 796 420 216
59 I came as soon as I heard you were in treble. 1.5908 0.02062 1300 734 364 202
60 I don’t know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I’ll fake it. 1.5905 0.02034 1353 769 369 215
61 You canceled my lesson!? 1.5875 0.02044 1285 719 377 189
62 Hi, I'm from Switzerland's Got Talent. 1.5869 0.02150 1225 704 323 198
63 The folks at base camp wonder if you could keep it down a little. 1.5852 0.02058 1215 669 381 165
64 What do you mean you're not taking requests? 1.5808 0.02094 1164 643 366 155
65 You didn't, by any chance, bring up some music with you, did you? 1.5804 0.02102 1163 645 361 157
66 Sorry, but your lesson was yesterday. 1.5781 0.02167 1121 631 332 158
67 Well that was a hard scale. 1.5728 0.02205 1044 583 324 137
68 Grandma says she'll take you back on the condition you take lessons and a shower. 1.5706 0.02292 1020 586 286 148
69 We lost violins to the crevasse, cellos to the avalanche, but the woodwinds are right behind me. 1.5706 0.02253 992 554 310 128
70 Don’t just sit there throw me a chord 1.5694 0.02360 987 575 262 150
71 This clef was more treble than I thought. 1.5689 0.02371 1002 591 252 159
72 Dad, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested that you store your music in the cloud! 1.5676 0.02309 976 556 286 134
73 For all that is holy, please say you are the piano tuner... 1.5668 0.02686 734 422 208 104
74 This is the last time I'm tuning this thing! 1.5662 0.02336 952 543 279 130
75 I'm here to talk about your student loans. 1.5652 0.02500 913 545 220 148
76 Oh, so you're the one keeping the hills alive? 1.5622 0.02360 909 516 275 118
77 Can we possibly do the next lesson at MY house? 1.5613 0.02379 889 504 271 114
78 That's it? The key to all existence is B? 1.5612 0.02449 866 498 250 118
79 What service elevator? 1.5608 0.02363 897 508 275 114
80 If you're shocked about Reagan, you'll never believe who's President now. 1.5605 0.02684 785 470 190 125
81 Oh, I have a little free time. Not many seek wisdom anymore. 1.5579 0.02443 864 498 250 116
82 What's the key to life? 1.5577 0.02466 841 483 247 111
83 Does it look like I know the way to San Jose? 1.5563 0.02657 782 466 197 119
84 I never intended to to make my music accessible. 1.5561 0.02529 793 455 235 103
85 I’m sorry but I’m not taking any new students. 1.5541 0.02554 823 486 218 119
86 Welcome to heaven, son. Yeah, most people are disappointed. 1.5530 0.02532 792 457 232 103
87 Ok now, from the top. 1.5525 0.02529 809 471 229 109
88 Cliff’s Notes. 1.5514 0.02568 798 469 218 111
89 Mom says you can stop practicing now. 1.5511 0.02537 793 460 229 104
90 "You know, 'performing at new heights' is generally taken metaphorically. 1.5508 0.02485 788 448 246 94
91 I know I told you that you were capable of playing at a much higher level, but this isn't what I meant. 1.5489 0.02564 756 435 227 94
92 Stairway to Heaven? Two hills over. 1.5462 0.02636 747 440 206 101
93 I don't know The Meaning of Life, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play along. 1.5462 0.02649 747 442 202 103
94 Wow, so it really is lonely at the top. 1.5461 0.02589 749 435 219 95
95 The first lesson is free. 1.5435 0.02756 690 410 185 95
96 Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.5425 0.02699 717 426 193 98
97 Yeah, the site is breathtaking, but the acoustics are crap. 1.5424 0.02721 684 401 195 88
98 They didn’t literally mean “Go play it on the mountain” 1.5416 0.02700 709 420 194 95
99 Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." 1.5396 0.02681 695 407 201 87
100 It's my way or the Steinway 1.5391 0.02696 690 405 198 87
101 Keep climbing if you want to hear the harps. 1.5372 0.02824 659 396 172 91
102 Just passing on a message from the village below. They want to know if you can play ANYTHING other than 'The Hills are Alive', anything at all? 1.5360 0.02745 666 393 189 84
103 Is the flood over ?? 1.5345 0.02802 666 401 174 91
104 The recital was yesterday. 1.5342 0.02740 657 386 191 80
105 No, I'm not a guru. I was banished from civilized society because I composed "Chopsticks." 1.5340 0.02960 603 365 154 84
106 Seriously, you should learn to tune your own piano. 1.5336 0.02783 654 389 181 84
107 Your lesson was an hour ago. 1.5327 0.02744 642 375 192 75
108 Which one is the key to happiness? 1.5323 0.02775 635 373 186 76
109 I see your career has plateaued. 1.5310 0.02759 629 367 190 72
110 No, I’ve just come by to tell you I’ve found a new teacher on 46th Street. 1.5308 0.02782 633 373 184 76
111 Now, THAT'S what I call a major scale! 1.5302 0.03064 579 357 137 85
112 When they said my concert ticket was in the nosebleed section, they weren't kidding. 1.5295 0.02728 627 363 196 68
113 It's worth it for the acoustics. 1.5285 0.02803 613 360 182 71
114 There's a cover charge? 1.5285 0.02924 613 373 156 84
115 Not to be a bother, but would you mind keeping it down? 1.5284 0.02761 617 359 190 68
116 Ya know, Dad, when you said 'mid-life crisis', I was kinda hoping you meant we were getting a sports car. 1.5280 0.02931 572 339 164 69
117 Oh good, my page turner is here. Did you bring a chair? 1.5279 0.02851 610 363 172 75
118 Your ticket is for next week’s performance 1.5269 0.02888 613 370 163 80
119 Well, the tuning is only $90, the other $910 is a inconvenience surcharge. 1.5234 0.02709 577 325 202 50
120 The villagers want you to stop playing Stairway to Heaven. 1.5226 0.02988 576 351 149 76
121 No, it was here when I arrived. 1.5225 0.02899 578 344 166 68
122 So this is where you’ve been Haydn. 1.5225 0.02970 578 351 152 75
123 They didn't say it was a piano - I'll have to bring another guy. 1.5218 0.03000 573 350 147 76
124 Excuse me, would you mind completing a short survey regarding your piano delivery experience? 1.5197 0.03040 558 342 142 74
125 Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? 1.5189 0.02933 555 330 162 63
126 I'll be right back. I left my tools in the truck. 1.5182 0.02987 550 331 153 66
127 I'd like to hear that once more, from the top. 1.5181 0.02959 554 332 157 65
128 Wait. I could have used the freight elevator? 1.5173 0.03089 549 340 134 75
129 My fee for tuning your piano is $75, with travel expenses your bill should about $8,000. 1.5166 0.02928 542 320 164 58
130 You haven't made a payment in three months, I'm sorry my boss says I have to take it back. 1.5164 0.02961 548 328 157 63
131 Ticket? 1.5158 0.03063 537 328 141 68
132 Well, hello Dalai. 1.5158 0.03133 539 336 128 75
133 I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. 1.5150 0.02992 532 318 154 60
134 Yes, I know the meaning of life, and it goes something like this.... 1.5141 0.02952 533 316 160 57
135 And you're complaining about a backpack? 1.5116 0.03036 516 310 148 58
136 You wouldn't happen to know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain', do you? 1.5115 0.03010 522 313 151 58
137 Next time let's practice at my place. 1.5099 0.03156 506 312 130 64
138 You're in luck. I carried a tune. 1.5099 0.03143 506 311 132 63
139 I don't think this is what they meant when they said, 'be more like Monk.' 1.5099 0.03029 506 302 150 54
140 So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.5098 0.02994 508 301 155 52
141 These are the Ivory Gates. The Pearly Gates are a little higher. 1.5090 0.03154 501 308 131 62
142 'How did I get it here? I ordered it on Amazon.' 1.5089 0.03094 503 305 140 58
143 No, I don't have any rope, but I can give you a chord. 1.5086 0.03219 466 283 129 54
144 So that's what you meant about ending your career on a high note. 1.5081 0.03065 492 294 146 52
145 I knew you said you were playing Off-Broadway, but this is ridiculous. 1.5081 0.03113 496 301 138 57
146 Hey, thanks for filling in. 1.5061 0.03084 488 293 143 52
147 It's lonely at the top, kid. 1.5052 0.03098 485 292 141 52
148 I'm the drummer. The string section didn't make it. 1.5052 0.03028 485 287 151 47
149 It's STILL unfinished?? 1.5051 0.03102 487 294 140 53
150 Finally, the old man and the C. 1.5042 0.03159 478 291 133 54
151 It looked brown in your Craigslist ad. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass. 1.5022 0.03229 464 285 125 54
152 I don't know "The Meaning Of Life" but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.5011 0.03259 461 285 121 55
153 Mr. Steinway, I presume? 1.5000 0.03293 460 287 116 57
154 Don't matter where you came from...I don't do requests. 1.5000 0.03080 458 271 145 42
155 Why, yes, I did pack a candelabra. 1.5000 0.03033 458 268 151 39
156 I was looking for the fool on the hill but I'm pretty sure you'll do. 1.4989 0.03324 457 287 112 58
157 How did I get up here? Practice, practice, practice 1.4989 0.03335 455 286 111 58
158 I'll tune it here, once, but after this, you gotta bring it to the shop. 1.4978 0.03381 452 287 105 60
159 When you said you ‘made it to the top’, I thought you meant ‘the charts’ 1.4978 0.03280 446 275 120 51
160 Your audition has been moved to next week. 1.4967 0.03171 449 271 133 45
161 Wow! Made it! Saw the ad... piano still for sale? 1.4967 0.03294 449 279 117 53
162 The piano tuning is complimentary, but the house call is ten thousand dollars. 1.4966 0.03285 445 275 119 51
163 You're seeing me at my peak. 1.4955 0.03286 442 273 119 50
164 I’ll be right back with the bench. 1.4955 0.03344 440 275 112 53
165 Piano tuner??? I’m a locksmith. They said you were having a problem with a Key!!! 1.4920 0.03223 439 268 126 45
166 I have kind of bad news about the orchestra. 1.4918 0.03187 427 256 132 39
167 Sorry, I thought they said someone was decomposing up here. 1.4918 0.03432 425 269 103 53
168 I see why the guide called this a major scale. 1.4918 0.03249 425 258 125 42
169 They want to know if you can keep it down 1.4905 0.03413 420 264 106 50
170 Sorry. Your ticket is for the Thursday evening performance. 1.4892 0.03560 415 269 89 57
171 Stupid GPS! I'm looking for the Grand Canyon not the Grand Piano! 1.4878 0.03440 410 258 104 48
172 Tell me, how is it true that one cannot be both upright and grand? 1.4867 0.03438 413 261 103 49
173 Finally...someone can help me turn the pages! 1.4865 0.03352 407 251 114 42
174 Do you know anything besides "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.4865 0.03424 407 255 106 46
175 Stairway to heaven. Really? 1.4865 0.03441 407 256 104 47
176 Just wanted to let you know, that should be an F sharp. 1.4865 0.03388 407 253 110 44
177 No, Carnegie Hall is in New York. This is Carnegie Hill. 1.4862 0.03345 399 244 116 39
178 What do you mean it's sold out? 1.4851 0.03491 402 255 99 48
179 I've learned that great acoustics aren''t the only consideration when choosing a venue. 1.4850 0.03126 400 234 138 28
180 The bass player's stuck in a crevice. Can you vamp for a while? 1.4835 0.03292 395 239 121 35
181 I'll tune it but I won't move it. 1.4821 0.03501 392 248 99 45
182 I can't work with these interruptions. 1.4820 0.03509 388 245 99 44
183 You the guy who ordered the tux? 1.4820 0.03603 388 250 89 49
184 My lesson is today, right? 1.4813 0.03422 374 229 110 35
185 Your playing has plateaued. 1.4803 0.03377 381 233 113 35
186 Was that Stairway to Heaven? 1.4789 0.03582 380 243 92 45
187 You scale your way, I'll scale mine. 1.4788 0.03616 378 243 89 46
188 Sounds like your creativity has plateaued 1.4788 0.03538 378 239 97 42
189 Welcome, you're the first. It's open seating. 1.4777 0.03335 381 232 116 33
190 Ok, once more from the top. 1.4772 0.03691 373 243 82 48
191 10,000 feet and all you’ve got is ‘Chopsticks’? 1.4772 0.03552 373 236 96 41
192 I climbed to the top of Everest for piano lessons? (submittd by Wes, age 8) 1.4771 0.03334 371 224 117 30
193 You're on in five, sir. 1.4761 0.03490 376 236 101 39
194 Nope, I don't play either. 1.4758 0.03497 372 233 101 38
195 Mom says she can still hear you. 1.4755 0.03689 368 239 83 46
196 Steinway, I presume. 1.4755 0.03608 368 235 91 42
197 Could I have just a moment of your time today to chat about the amazing Book of Mormon? 1.4755 0.03608 368 235 91 42
198 You gotta make that last payment. I REALLY don’t want to repo this baby! 1.4754 0.03622 366 234 90 42
199 I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. 1.4754 0.03602 366 233 92 41
200 The administration ran out of nominees. We want you to head the VA. 1.4751 0.04038 341 231 58 52
201 Mom says dinner is ready. 1.4734 0.03559 357 224 97 36
202 Do I know The meaning of life? Hum the first few bars and I'll pick it up 1.4722 0.03791 360 238 74 48
203 Next time can we rehearse at my home? 1.4721 0.03609 341 213 95 33
204 You look like you could use some accompaniment. 1.4708 0.03478 359 223 103 33
205 What a relief! Everyone assumed you were de-composing. 1.4708 0.03716 359 234 81 44
206 The meaning of life? It goes a little something like this... 1.4708 0.03433 359 221 107 31
207 I can play your request, but only once you have freed yourself from the desire to hear it. 1.4703 0.03698 353 228 84 41
208 Practice doesn't always get you to Carnegie Hall, my son. 1.4684 0.03509 348 216 101 31
209 It’s hard, ya know...I really feel like I’ve hit a plateau here. 1.4682 0.03663 346 221 88 37
210 Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so I also write jingles. 1.4682 0.03686 346 222 86 38
211 Can you tune a piano? 1.4680 0.03585 344 216 95 33
212 Don't worry, I'll have you tuned up in time. The audience is at least two hours behind me. 1.4670 0.03257 349 207 121 21
213 Do you know "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.4670 0.03707 349 226 83 40
214 I ‘m the yodeler, your opening act 1.4669 0.03677 347 223 86 38
215 I'm your neighbor from the plateau 2,000 feet below... Do you think you could keep it down? 1.4665 0.03616 343 217 92 34
216 Sorry for you trouble. maestro, but the yodelers would rather sing a cappella, after all. 1.4663 0.03631 341 216 91 34
217 Your playing has hit a plateau. 1.4663 0.03559 341 213 97 31
218 Critics are saying you've plateaued. 1.4661 0.03500 339 209 102 28
219 Let's take it from the top 1.4659 0.03438 337 205 107 25
220 Were you the one playing “Climb Every Mountain?” 1.4659 0.03734 337 217 83 37
221 My wife actually wants the piano in the living room, after all. 1.4657 0.03629 335 211 92 32
222 Play that one about coming round the mountain 1.4641 0.03829 334 219 75 40
223 I hear you’ve reached a creative plateau. 1.4634 0.03581 328 204 96 28
224 It's $25 for the pedal, and $2500 for shipping and handling. 1.4622 0.03506 331 204 101 26
225 The problem is, you're playing too high. 1.4622 0.03609 331 208 93 30
226 Really? The Hokie Pokie is what it's all about? 1.4622 0.03782 331 215 79 37
227 I have to cancel next Thursday’s lesson. 1.4620 0.03625 329 207 92 30
228 I hope you brought some new music. 1.4618 0.03588 327 204 95 28
229 Masterpiece or not! This is the last time I go for more paper. 1.4615 0.03708 325 207 86 32
230 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.4615 0.03682 325 206 88 31
231 What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? 1.4615 0.03809 325 211 78 36
232 That's what I call a major scale. 1.4615 0.03682 325 206 88 31
233 Please tell me you're the piano tuner. 1.4604 0.03758 328 212 81 35
234 I hope you're the piano tuner. 1.4596 0.03546 322 199 98 25
235 The people down below want you to stop playing 'Free Falling' 1.4596 0.03706 322 205 86 31
236 I don't know "what's the meaning of life", can you hum a few bars? 1.4594 0.03775 320 206 81 33
237 I climb all the way up here and you go on break? 1.4591 0.03659 318 200 90 28
238 I'm the repo guy. Please tell me you have the balance owed. 1.4591 0.03870 318 208 74 36
239 Would you mind keeping it down? 1.4574 0.03800 317 205 79 33
240 Now that I’ve reached my peak, I just don’t feel like playing anymore” 1.4572 0.03863 304 196 77 31
241 Maestro! The conductor said take it FROM the top! 1.4551 0.03680 312 197 88 27
242 I'm from the mountain top next door. Could you please keep it down. 1.4551 0.03790 312 201 80 31
243 They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" 1.4551 0.03763 312 200 82 30
244 You know everyone stopped listening right? 1.4551 0.03623 312 195 92 25
245 I'm here to collect royalties for the copyrighted music you've been playing. 1.4551 0.04002 312 209 64 39
246 No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " 1.4548 0.03969 310 206 67 37
247 Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.4548 0.03862 310 202 75 33
248 I'm not taking anymore requests. We're about to close. 1.4533 0.03841 300 193 78 29
249 You the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.4533 0.03870 300 194 76 30
250 What do you mean you found someone else to tune the piano? 1.4533 0.03632 300 186 92 22
251 Of all the piano joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to climb into mine. 1.4521 0.03515 303 185 99 19
252 They heard you in the valley and decided to send a piano tuner. 1.4521 0.03898 303 198 73 32
253 I understand somebody called for a piano tuner. 1.4515 0.03791 299 191 81 27
254 I'm here with the price quote from Acme movers. Are you sitting down..? 1.4515 0.03701 299 188 87 24
255 Don't feel bad, every pianist eventually plateaus. 1.4515 0.03820 299 192 79 28
256 Hello. Amazon Prime delivering your new piano strings. 1.4493 0.03935 296 194 71 31
257 I'm here to compose myself. 1.4493 0.03847 296 191 77 28
258 They were right - this climb does end on a high note. 1.4476 0.04095 286 191 62 33
259 Can you take it from the top? 1.4467 0.04130 291 197 58 36
260 No, it's a great song. But I have some bad news about Sinatra. 1.4467 0.03984 291 192 68 31
261 Great! Now, can you turn the pages for me? 1.4464 0.03913 289 188 73 28
262 I'm just a sad guy at the piano, the wisdom guy is two mountains over. 1.4464 0.03756 289 183 83 23
263 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4460 0.03901 287 186 74 27
264 So tell me -- what is the key to happiness? 1.4460 0.03709 287 180 86 21
265 I can't keep doing this. Just title it 'The Unfinished Symphony' and come on down. 1.4456 0.04105 285 191 61 33
266 No, this is Grand Piano. Grand Teton is over there! 1.4456 0.03983 285 187 69 29
267 Well, ordinarily I recommend getting it tuned every year, but let's not let perfect be the enemy of good. 1.4444 0.03915 279 180 74 25
268 I was hoping for angels and harps. 1.4437 0.03667 284 177 88 19
269 So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.4437 0.03768 284 180 82 22
270 Don't be discouraged: Scales are difficult. 1.4436 0.03980 266 171 72 23
271 Was I playing too loud? 1.4429 0.03880 289 188 74 27
272 Wow, it’s amazing how hard it is to find live music these days! 1.4429 0.03937 280 182 72 26
273 "Johann, come Bach!' 1.4424 0.04054 278 184 65 29
274 Dinner's ready 1.4424 0.04149 278 187 59 32
275 O.K. Where do you want it moved to? 1.4415 0.04060 265 173 67 25
276 Whadd'ya mean you're past your peak? This is simply a plateau. 1.4409 0.03979 279 183 69 27
277 I requested a page turner, not a cliffhanger 1.4404 0.04374 277 194 44 39
278 I wanted this brought down with the 2 tablets. 1.4398 0.04049 266 174 67 25
279 Can you play Stairway to Heaven? 1.4396 0.04074 273 181 64 28
280 Mom says you can stop lessons if you just come home. 1.4396 0.03974 273 178 70 25
281 Please stop playing, “Climb every mountain”. 1.4396 0.04236 273 186 54 33
282 I don't mind going out of my way to support the arts. 1.4396 0.03940 273 177 72 24
283 Let what be? 1.4391 0.03994 271 177 69 25
284 The guy on the next mountain over says you're interfering with his meditation. 1.4388 0.04020 278 184 66 28
285 Next time band practice is at my house... 1.4382 0.04174 267 179 59 29
286 The couple in K-2 say to keep it down. 1.4377 0.04197 265 178 58 29
287 Can you keep it down please? We're trying to sleep in Base Camp. 1.4377 0.03915 265 170 74 21
288 Keep practicing and I'll see you next week. 1.4377 0.03766 265 166 82 17
289 Did you bring the piano bench? 1.4375 0.04182 272 184 57 31
290 The key to life is B-natural. 1.4375 0.03914 272 176 73 23
291 I've plateaued, son. 1.4370 0.04004 270 177 68 25
292 So you're a soloist? 1.4370 0.03934 270 175 72 23
293 The bad news is that the tuba player won't make it 1.4370 0.03969 270 176 70 24
294 I fear my musical career has reached a plateau. 1.4370 0.03828 270 172 78 20
295 Let''s try that scale again. 1.4368 0.03993 261 169 70 22
296 Didn't there used to be a restaurant up here? 1.4366 0.03661 268 166 87 15
297 Sorry, I'm not feeling well today and have to cancel your lesson. 1.4366 0.03955 268 174 71 23
298 Yes but are you THE Piano Man? 1.4356 0.04241 264 179 55 30
299 Nice scale, now try it descending. 1.4353 0.04096 255 167 65 23
300 Can we count on your donation to the alumni association? 1.4346 0.04148 260 173 61 26
301 Darn. This used to be a great little Italian restaurant. 1.4343 0.04256 251 168 57 26
302 Our climbing team wants you to know we're getting tired of "Rocky Mountain High". 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
303 The moving company says no. 1.4337 0.04466 249 172 46 31
304 I thought I heard someone playing "The Fool on the Hill." 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
305 It's free if you can haul it away. 1.4336 0.04046 256 167 67 22
306 There was no piano on the other mountain top. Apparently it was an echo. 1.4335 0.04148 263 176 60 27
307 "Can you tell me the meaning of Philip Glass's music? 1.4335 0.04113 263 175 62 26
308 Please tell me you're the tuner. 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
309 We can get it down but I'm not sure it will go in the van 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
310 Is this a bad time? 1.4324 0.03860 259 165 76 18
311 Haven't had a crowd this big in years 1.4324 0.04230 259 175 56 28
312 Thank God you're here; I need you to turn the page. 1.4314 0.04169 255 170 60 25
313 Please don't tell me you forgot the bench. 1.4314 0.04094 255 168 64 23
314 No Grandpa, this is NOT how you save music to the cloud! 1.4314 0.04205 255 171 58 26
315 So the key to happiness is the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift? 1.4308 0.04217 260 176 56 28
316 Telegram from Juilliard Admission — I’m afraid it’s bad news... 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
317 I’ve peaked. 1.4297 0.04119 256 170 62 24
318 If I fall, I'd like to go out on a high note. 1.4291 0.04027 254 166 67 21
319 Mom says it's time for dinner 1.4291 0.04253 254 172 55 27
320 Sounds like you've peaked. 1.4286 0.04165 252 168 60 24
321 All I’m saying is the Craigslist photos made it look like real mahogany. 1.4280 0.04408 236 160 51 25
322 "I couldn't wait any longer. I tuned it myself". 1.4280 0.04242 236 156 59 21
323 You the guy who ordered the panini tuna 1.4274 0.04289 248 168 54 26
324 Ain't no mountain high enough, really? 1.4274 0.04094 248 163 64 21
325 Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.4274 0.04134 248 164 62 22
326 Sorry, no requests. 1.4274 0.04054 248 162 66 20
327 This time I'm teach you how to tune it yourself. 1.4269 0.03755 253 159 80 14
328 Is this the Steinway to enlightenment? 1.4268 0.04353 246 168 51 27
329 Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.4262 0.03932 244 156 72 16
330 Turns out we don't have that part in stock. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
331 You're on next. 1.4260 0.04682 223 155 41 27
332 Nope, this is Elton John covers. Meaning of life is two peaks over. 1.4257 0.04082 249 164 64 21
333 Yeah I’m gonna have to take her back to the shop if you want it fixed right. 1.4255 0.04210 235 155 60 20
334 You call for a piano tuner? 1.4252 0.03986 254 166 68 20
335 Of all the bars in all the world... 1.4245 0.04208 245 164 58 23
336 Looks like you've reached the height of your musical career. 1.4245 0.04248 245 165 56 24
337 So worth it. The acoustics are amazing 1.4239 0.04312 243 165 53 25
338 no, you're a couple miles off; this is the (italicize next word, please) Baby Grand Canyon. 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
339 Finally, He said, "It's either my way or the Steinway." 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
340 I was beginning to wonder if anyone would show up. 1.4239 0.04069 243 159 65 19
341 Now try it with a piano on your back. 1.4234 0.04131 248 165 61 22
342 Actually, there are 88 keys to enlightenment. 1.4232 0.04175 241 160 60 21
343 Am I too late for my lesson? 1.4232 0.04298 241 163 54 24
344 The key to life is B#?? 1.4232 0.04377 241 165 50 26
345 The ending is a real cliffhanger 1.4232 0.04377 241 165 50 26
346 I don't know the path to enlightenment. But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. 1.4232 0.03830 241 152 76 13
347 I thought once I reached a higher plane, the songs would write themselves. 1.4226 0.04200 239 159 59 21
348 Forget the jingle, Moses, just walk down the mountain and SPEAK the words of the covenant. 1.4226 0.04241 239 160 57 22
349 It’s a Steinway to heaven 1.4226 0.04323 239 162 53 24
350 The applause ended last year. That's a waterfall. 1.4226 0.04323 239 162 53 24
351 You honestly can’t play ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’? 1.4226 0.04404 239 164 49 26
352 I'm sorry. I no longer take requests. 1.4219 0.04182 237 157 60 20
353 Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. 1.4219 0.03824 237 149 76 12
354 I'm Guru Stein. Have you come to learn the Stein way? 1.4202 0.04375 238 163 50 25
355 There was no room for it in the cave. 1.4202 0.03949 238 153 70 15
356 " Ain't no Mountain High Enough " ? Sure, I get that request a lot. 1.4199 0.04122 231 151 63 17
357 Elton, it might be time to end your farewell tour. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
358 You're alive! Rumour was you were up here decomposing. 1.4188 0.04429 234 161 48 25
359 Wow, how did you get up here?” “Practice, practice, practice. 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
360 No, this is Baroque.. Enlightenment is two peaks over to the left. 1.4181 0.04457 232 160 47 25
361 The recital was last week. 1.4181 0.04016 232 150 67 15
362 The first movement was a little rocky. 1.4181 0.04153 232 153 61 18
363 The neighbors were complaining 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
364 Could you keep it down? Thanks. 1.4181 0.04415 232 159 49 24
365 Did you bring the piano bench? 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
366 Is this the piano that needs tuning? 1.4174 0.04087 218 140 65 13
367 Well, looks like we’ve both hit a plateau... 1.4174 0.04485 230 159 46 25
368 "The Meaning of Life?" Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.4174 0.04356 230 156 52 22
369 Good news! You won the alternative rock category. 1.4174 0.04223 230 153 58 19
370 I hope you worked out that piece because the whole band is right behind me. 1.4167 0.03817 228 143 75 10
371 Sorry, I’m a tenor, not a tuner. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
372 Looks like you've reached a plateau. 1.4144 0.04035 222 143 66 13
373 You got up here in sandals?? 1.4144 0.04135 222 145 62 15
374 So how is Ten Commandments-The Musical coming? 1.4141 0.04350 227 154 52 21
375 No, I won’t play “Climb Every Mountain” again. 1.4141 0.04120 227 149 62 16
376 She said you can practice at home... 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
377 And I say your Craigslist ad never said the bench WASN'T included. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
378 "The Secret to Life"? No, but if you hum a few bars... 1.4133 0.04422 225 154 49 22
379 'No, son, I don't know the secret to happiness. But maybe if you hum a few bars...' 1.4133 0.04422 225 154 49 22
380 Take Five. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
381 Looks like you're decomposing up here. 1.4133 0.04332 225 152 53 20
382 Sorry I'm late 1.4133 0.04144 225 148 61 16
383 Someone call for a page turner? 1.4126 0.03815 223 140 74 9
384 Baroque-back Mountain 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
385 I reached my peak a long time ago. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
386 Yeah, this the one on Craig's List. 1.4126 0.04584 223 156 42 25
387 Okay, so there is a mountain high enough. 1.4118 0.04044 221 143 65 13
388 Oh, it's you up here. I thought the hills were alive. 1.4118 0.03941 221 141 69 11
389 Truck’s here. Where d’ya want the fridge? 1.4118 0.04243 221 147 57 17
390 We used to just yodel but this really completes the sound. 1.4118 0.04243 221 147 57 17
391 The whole canyon agrees you should try it again in D Flat. 1.4118 0.04194 221 146 59 16
392 Do you know the Grand Canyon Suite? 1.4097 0.04301 227 154 53 20
393 Hey! can you keep it down? 1.4093 0.04323 215 144 54 17
394 You're behind in your payments; I'm here to repossess the piano. 1.4093 0.04422 215 146 50 19
395 "Climb Every Mountain"?! You've got to be kidding me. 1.4091 0.04054 220 143 64 13
396 Never mind. I thought tonight was Yo-Yo Ma. 1.4076 0.04274 211 140 56 15
397 Thanks. That ascending scale really helped. 1.4076 0.03887 211 133 70 8
398 Hi, are you the guy who called for a piano tuner ? 1.4076 0.04167 211 138 60 13
399 Can you keep it down? People are trying to sleep at base camp! 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
400 Maybe we could do next week’s lesson at my place? 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
401 Um, I'm from the mountain next door, and some of us are trying to sleep.... 1.4074 0.04357 216 146 52 18
402 Secret of Life ? Nah, I'm just here to tune the piano. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
403 You do realize a Bosendorfer sounds tinny at altitude. 1.4065 0.04232 214 142 57 15
404 And I thought ticket prices were steep. 1.4065 0.03964 214 137 67 10
405 I'm here for the page-turner position. 1.4065 0.04334 214 144 53 17
406 Wait...so you're not taking requests? 1.4064 0.04362 219 149 51 19
407 What happened to the restaurant that was here last month? 1.4064 0.04215 219 146 57 16
408 Sorry, the Groupon clearly says that the lessons are 20% off before noon, mountain time. 1.4057 0.04463 212 145 48 19
409 I came here for the piano on Craig’s List. 1.4057 0.04362 212 143 52 17
410 No matter where you go, critics will always follow! 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
411 Could you play something uplifting? 1.4057 0.04611 212 148 42 22
412 I don’t mean to treble you, but is this clef taken? 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
413 Pizza delivery for Mark? 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
414 So that's why they call it the Grand Canyon... 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
415 We just changed venues. Hope it's not a problem. 1.4050 0.03953 200 126 67 7
416 Wow, a Canyon Grand! 1.4048 0.04390 210 142 51 17
417 Now hold your breath. I got you a two week gig on the Matterhorn. 1.4048 0.04390 210 142 51 17
418 Take it from the top! 1.4047 0.04318 215 145 53 17
419 I’m your new page-turner. 1.4038 0.04313 208 139 54 15
420 I saw your ad on Craig's list. Does the price include delivery? 1.4038 0.04203 208 137 58 13
421 Can you play an ascending scale? 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
422 Practice is cancelled? 1.4029 0.04501 206 141 47 18
423 Remote? Actually I've always found your music quite accessible. 1.4028 0.03939 211 135 67 9
424 Being the only piano tuner in the Himalayas isn't easy, either. 1.4020 0.04083 204 132 62 10
425 I need to cancel next Tuesday's lesson. 1.4019 0.04606 209 146 42 21
426 excuse me, could you keep it down up here 1.4019 0.04020 209 135 64 10
427 I’m sorry. The recital is tomorrow at 2 pm. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
428 "Sorry, I don't know 'The Meaning Of Life', but if you hum a few bars I can fake it". 1.4010 0.04638 207 145 41 21
429 I'd say you're at peak performance. 1.4010 0.03615 207 127 77 3
430 Seriously? Do I have a ticket? 1.4010 0.04638 207 145 41 21
431 I know we've worked together for forty years, but my knees are shot. You're going to have to find another tuner. 1.4010 0.03926 207 132 67 8
432 We've decided to go with the singing nun instead. 1.4000 0.03883 200 126 68 6
433 Yes, I'm the Messiah. But I'm no Handel. 1.4000 0.04618 205 143 42 20
434 I brought the tip jar. 1.4000 0.04678 195 135 42 18
435 Can you help me? Im looking for the lost symphony 1.4000 0.04240 205 136 56 13
436 Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4000 0.04821 205 147 34 24
437 So this is where the one hit wonders go... 1.4000 0.04721 205 145 38 22
438 The concert is over, but for twenty bucks I can tell you the secret of eternal happiness.” 1.4000 0.03698 205 127 74 4
439 I’ll be, Bach. 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
440 Really? My lesson was Tuesday? 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
441 I'd like to end this climb on a high note. 1.4000 0.04068 205 133 62 10
442 Sorry I'm late. Parking was a nightmare. 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
443 Meaning of life? Bring the flute, leave the piano. 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
444 OMG! It's a Baldwin. 1.4000 0.04514 205 141 46 18
445 How the hell'd you even GET a Coke to spill on the keyboard? 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
446 Still unfinished? 1.3990 0.04380 203 137 51 15
447 I’m here from the homeowner association. We’ve had complaints. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
448 Thank God you're finally here, I was starting to decompose. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
449 So before I leave, just the sheet music for “Autumn Leaves” and toilet paper? 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
450 Is this a bad time? 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
451 Don't fret, even Ludwig von Beethoven hit a plateau. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
452 Could you play a little lower? 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
453 I wouldn't have written that concerto if I'd known it was this lonely at the top. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
454 Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
455 The people down in the village say if they hear "Heart and Soul" one more time they're coming after you. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
456 I climbed every mountain. 1.3970 0.04439 199 135 49 15
457 The band would love to have you back if this solo thing doesn't work out. 1.3970 0.04607 199 138 43 18
458 What do you know? The hills ARE alive with the sound of music!" 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
459 At the height of his illustrious career, Harold enjoyed unlimited pizza, free because it always took over thirty minutes to arrive. 1.3970 0.04607 199 138 43 18
460 Your playing is terrific, but the place lacks atmosphere. 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
461 You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
462 You've aged well, Schroeder. And that piano! 1.3970 0.04439 199 135 49 15
463 Can you play “The Hokey Pokey”? I hear that’s what it’s all about... 1.3960 0.04335 202 136 52 14
464 So there really ain't no mountain high enough to keep you from getting to me. 1.3959 0.04469 197 134 48 15
465 So, it's true. You peaked. 1.3959 0.03978 197 126 64 7
466 This will be my last lesson, I’m taking up the violin. 1.3959 0.04292 197 131 54 12
467 Could you play 'Night on Bald Mountain'? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
468 Do you know the stairway to heaven? 1.3950 0.04803 200 143 35 22
469 No I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". 1.3949 0.04441 195 132 49 14
470 Request night is Thursday. 1.3949 0.04500 195 133 47 15
471 Bob! You are going to feel like a fool bringing yours. There is another piano up here! 1.3939 0.04451 198 135 48 15
472 Can you keep it down ? 1.3939 0.04508 198 136 46 16
473 I’m looking for bass camp. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
474 Great, you made it! Now help me bring up the fridge. 1.3939 0.03832 198 125 68 5
475 But at basecamp they said you DID take requests. 1.3939 0.04028 198 128 62 8
476 There's a cover? 1.3939 0.04334 198 133 52 13
477 You the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.3929 0.04819 196 140 35 21
478 No, I don't know "The Meaning of Life." Can you hum a few bars? 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
479 Any last requests? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
480 Can you play Rockmaninoff? 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
481 So the lyric ‘climb every mountain’ is just a metaphor ?! 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
482 I'm afraid I don't know the meaning of life, but maybe you can hum a few bars? 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
483 I’m sorry, but your pizza might be a little cold 1.3927 0.04185 191 125 57 9
484 "Stairway to Heaven" turns out to be quite misleading. 1.3920 0.04433 199 136 48 15
485 You must be the Abominable Chopin. 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
486 I will play you the Hokie Pokie , because that is what it is all about 1.3918 0.04206 194 128 56 10
487 Enlightment? Well maybe if you hum a few bars... 1.3918 0.04743 194 137 38 19
488 Great job today Alan, saw some real progress since our last lesson. Same time next week? 1.3915 0.03790 189 118 68 3
489 Hi neighbor, would you mind taking it down a notch after 8? 1.3915 0.04471 189 128 48 13
490 Climb every mountain, then what? 1.3915 0.04408 189 127 50 12
491 Hi, I'm your piano mover. 1.3915 0.04144 189 123 58 8
492 Finally, an audience! 1.3909 0.04463 197 135 47 15
493 Thank God, I’ve been waiting for years! Do you know the song Heart and Soul? 1.3909 0.04521 197 136 45 16
494 I'll be right back with a tuning fork 1.3909 0.04577 197 137 43 17
495 Excuse me, can you play Rocky Mountain High? 1.3909 0.04404 197 134 49 14
496 I got your note. 1.3904 0.04438 187 126 49 12
497 Really? "How did I get it up here" is your first question? Really? 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
498 What do you mean? Who would shlep a clarinet up a mountain? 1.3897 0.04061 195 127 60 8
499 Sorry, this is base clef camp. Base camp is the next peak over. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
500 Really? The yetis like Schumann? 1.3895 0.04636 190 132 42 16
501 Of all the cliff joints in all the world, he has to show up at mine. 1.3895 0.04452 190 129 48 13
502 It took me 46 years to put this thing together. I hope you're a tenor. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
503 You got all the way up here in sandals? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
504 I always wanted to end the climb in a high note. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
505 Are you still taking requests? 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
506 Did you call a tuner? 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
507 did you bring the other piano? 1.3883 0.05078 188 138 27 23
508 I would clap, but my arms are kind of busy at the moment... 1.3883 0.04085 188 122 59 7
509 I've come to see that, yes, your musicianship has reached a plateau. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
510 This is orchestra seating, balconies are higher up. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
511 A real wise man would have thought about taking a few lessons before lugging that thing up a mountain. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
512 Finally, an audience! 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
513 Talk about nosebleed seats. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
514 Here to learn the 88 keys to success? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
515 Can you keep it down ? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
516 Well this climb certainly ended on a high note. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
517 You're late again, Krimwald, and I have another pupil coming in 17 minutes. 1.3880 0.04225 183 120 55 8
518 The record company sent me. They want their advance back. 1.3871 0.04384 186 125 50 11
519 Can I have the name of your sherpa? 1.3871 0.04704 186 130 40 16
520 I'm answering your ad about a piano for sale. 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
521 Nobody told me about a cover charge. 1.3859 0.04611 184 127 43 14
522 Scaling. Tell me about it. 1.3859 0.04611 184 127 43 14
523 Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. 1.3846 0.04306 182 121 52 9
524 OK, once again from the top. 1.3846 0.04512 182 124 46 12
525 Did I just hear 'Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain?' 1.3838 0.04717 185 130 39 16
526 You the guy that called for a tuning 1.3838 0.04527 185 127 45 13
527 The piano tuner sends his regrets 1.3838 0.04655 185 129 41 15
528 Key changes come from within. 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
529 I came here to get better but I've just kind of plateau'd. 1.3838 0.04259 185 123 53 9
530 You beat me to the top AND you brought a piano? 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
531 Next time, tune it yourself! 1.3838 0.03974 185 119 61 5
532 I came to put bread in your jar and say, “Man, what are you doing here?” 1.3833 0.04938 180 129 33 18
533 This appears to be one of the more difficult passages. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
534 Ah, a true master of scaling. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
535 I'm here for the page turner job 1.3825 0.04938 183 132 32 19
536 I climbed all this way for Shostakovich? 1.3825 0.03998 183 118 60 5
537 I knew it was too good to be true when you said"I love playing the piano and getting high". 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
538 I suppose there’s more than one way to scale a mountain. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
539 Your Craig's List ad said if you pick it up, you can have it. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
540 Is this where the outdoor concert is? 1.3825 0.04425 183 124 48 11
541 Sorry you had to wait so long. It's a long way from bass camp all the way up here to the treble cliff. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
542 No, I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars... 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
543 I don't know. Same as you, I guess. Because it's there. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
544 We meet again. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
545 Wow, I thought bringing my accordion was tough. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
546 If you are Sam, I'm to tell you to play it again. 1.3825 0.04999 183 133 30 20
547 This is the piano bar. The restaurant is on K-4, two ridges over. And you'd best have a reservation, they don't take climb-ins. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
548 Base camp? No, this is piano camp. 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
549 What is the meaning of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"? 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
550 You the guy that called for a piano tuner ? 1.3817 0.04309 186 125 51 10
551 Something uplifting, please. 1.3812 0.04592 181 125 43 13
552 They said you were decomposing. 1.3812 0.04915 181 130 33 18
553 Are you the guy who's looking to sell a piano? 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
554 They sent me to ask you not to practice before 10 AM. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
555 I guess you might say I've been decomposing. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
556 I guess "practice, practice, practice" didn't get you to Carnegie Hall. 1.3804 0.04731 184 130 38 16
557 Please tell me you play duets 1.3804 0.04473 184 126 46 12
558 You left out some pertinent info when you asked me to help you move. 1.3804 0.04269 184 123 52 9
559 Let's take it from the top 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
560 I heard the sound of music. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
561 I am the piano tuner. 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
562 Hey, could you keep it down? 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
563 So, you're saying A minor has been the key to enlightenment this whole time? 1.3799 0.04417 179 121 48 10
564 Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
565 Encore. 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
566 I feel like my musical abilities have plateaued 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
567 You said you were going scaling, and would be Bach in a Minuet! 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
568 The fat lady sang 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
569 My largest audience yet! 1.3791 0.04504 182 125 45 12
570 Seriously? B minor is the key to inner peace? 1.3791 0.04766 182 129 37 16
571 Is this bass camp? 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
572 Know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'? 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
573 Odd. I was just here a couple of months ago for a caption, and it was a restaurant. 1.3785 0.05119 177 130 27 20
574 Getting it here was easy. The challenge is keeping it in tune. 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
575 Am I late for my lesson? 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
576 Wait; so THOSE are the 88 keys to a happy life? 1.3785 0.04928 177 127 33 17
577 I'm trying to win the New Yorker caption contest, any ideas? 1.3785 0.04226 177 117 53 7
578 You took performing solo to new heights. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
579 Is it too late to get the free piano you put on Craigslist? 1.3785 0.04992 177 128 31 18
580 Thought you could just skip your piano lesson, did you? 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
581 I hope you're the piano tuner. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
582 I thought it was a metaphor when you said you had reached a plateau. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
583 I've hit a plateau. 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
584 Listen, could you stop playing "Climb Every Mountain"?! 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
585 TALK ABOUT A MAJOR SCALE! 1.3779 0.04222 172 113 53 6
586 That song is copyrighted. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
587 You want to know how I got here? How about the piano? 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
588 Was that really your peak performance? 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
589 I've been following your concert tour. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
590 Sorry, I'm late. Where do you want the harp? 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
591 Oh isn't that just grand. 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
592 I practiced my scales but only ascending. 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
593 I 'd like to hear something Uplifting 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
594 You've been a great audience. 1.3771 0.04480 175 119 46 10
595 I'll be back with the violin, viola and cello in two weeks. 1.3771 0.04254 175 116 52 7
596 Did you bring my cliff notes? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
597 No, I didn't see the elevator. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
598 You take the high way; I'll take the Steinway! 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
599 I heard you needed a page-turner. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
600 Am I the only one who made it to the music summit? 1.3765 0.04862 170 120 36 14
601 It’s not ready. Come back tomorrow. 1.3764 0.04569 178 123 43 12
602 Do you know "Nearer My God to Thee"? 1.3757 0.04123 173 113 55 5
603 I don’t care how far you’ve come- I don’t do requests. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
604 Apparently, your talent has reached a plateau. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
605 Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
606 Excuse me Sir, we've had a noise complaint. 1.3757 0.05073 173 126 29 18
607 Is that the piano you want to be tuned? 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
608 Hello. I called about the craig's list ad? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
609 You've ignored all those past notices, so I've come to repossess the piano. 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
610 I suspect you're in the wrong range. 1.3757 0.04204 173 114 53 6
611 You the guy selling a piano on eBay? 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
612 steep clef? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
613 Phil of the Nepal Philharmonic, I presume. 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
614 I guess I can now scratch this off of my bucket Liszt 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
615 So is this what you call a rock concert. 1.3757 0.04123 173 113 55 5
616 Could you give me a Handel? 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
617 The Piano Tuner Cometh. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
618 Do you realize how far that sound travels in this cold dry air. Can’t you advance beyond chopsticks. It’s driving us crazy. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
619 I brought you the wind proof candelabra that you ordered. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
620 I don't care how hard the climb was, I still don't take requests. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
621 No, I am not accepting new students... 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
622 It's about time you got here. I need someone to turn the pages. 1.3750 0.04459 176 120 46 10
623 Thanks for coming to my gig. Was the place easy to find? 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
624 I am required to inform you that if you continue to play his covers, my client is legally entitled to compensation. 1.3728 0.03731 169 106 63 0
625 Folks in the valley thought you might appreciate having a tuner. 1.3728 0.04004 169 109 57 3
626 The rest of the ensemble has decided to scale the south face. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
627 Isn't it grand? 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
628 'I know it's tough getting here, but honestly, my music sounds much better when you're high.' 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
629 If you're not the person who called for a piano tuner, I'm going to kill myself. 1.3728 0.04578 169 116 43 10
630 Piano mover? No, they told me you wanted a piano tuner. 1.3728 0.04422 169 114 47 8
631 There's a request from the neighbors that you stop playing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
632 Never mind how it got here. Do you have a request? 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
633 May I accompany you on the way down? 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
634 So this is what they meant by 'scale'. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
635 The folks at base camp were wondering if you could play something besides the requium. 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
636 You send for a piano tuner? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
637 No, I don't know 'The Meaning of Life," but if you hum a few bars I could probably figure it out. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
638 Are you sure it was a Titleist? 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
639 Okay, I'll be back with the cello in eight years. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
640 So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
641 Damn! I forgot the stool. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
642 RockManinoff? 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
643 I've reached the pinnacle of my career. It's pretty much all downhill from here. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
644 I was told the first lesson was free. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
645 I'm not a big rock fan. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
646 I really just need the name of your movers. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
647 Dad, most men just get a new car or buy a motorcycle. 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
648 Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? 1.3721 0.05090 172 126 28 18
649 I came just as soon as I heard. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
650 You're right, there ain't no mountain high enough. 1.3721 0.05090 172 126 28 18
651 Are you from the piano moving company? 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
652 Where should I set up the second piano? 1.3721 0.04371 172 116 48 8
653 You placed an ad for a page turner? 1.3721 0.04524 172 118 44 10
654 I didn't even see the box office will call window What do you mean my ticket is at will call ? 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
655 I can't keep doing this every time you need a haircut. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
656 Sorry, I only tune uprights. 1.3714 0.04686 175 123 39 13
657 I was told that you were in possession of the lost chord is that true. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
658 Meaning of life? You’ll have to hum the first few bars for me. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
659 Is this the summit or just another Shangri-La-themed piano-lounge base camp? 1.3690 0.05035 168 122 30 16
660 Play and they will come. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
661 Meaning of life? Sorry, I don’t do requests. 1.3690 0.04963 168 121 32 15
662 I don't care how enlightened your playing is, it is 3am and some of us on this mountain have to work in the morning, so knock it off or I am calling the cops! 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
663 it must be lonely at the top 1.3687 0.05292 160 118 25 17
664 Are you the guy who ordered a piano tuner???? 1.3681 0.04078 163 106 54 3
665 I was told, that you'd be bringing a cello. 1.3681 0.04683 163 113 40 10
666 Just a heads up, I think I'm going to have to find a closer piano teacher 1.3681 0.04920 163 116 34 13
667 Sorry, they said it was cheaper to move it up here than to your 2nd floor apartment on Central Park West. 1.3681 0.03984 163 105 56 2
668 You called for a page turner? 1.3681 0.04434 163 110 46 7
669 Your songwriting career has plateaued. 1.3681 0.03984 163 105 56 2
670 We've received a noise complaint, one mountain over. 1.3681 0.03888 163 104 58 1
671 I think your career's plateaued. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
672 Last month there was a restaurant here. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
673 Seriously? I'm the first person to request "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
674 Would you mind keeping it down? 1.3675 0.05288 166 124 23 19
675 You DON'T take requests??? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
676 Take Five. 1.3675 0.04297 166 111 49 6
677 'Any requests?' 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
678 When I said I wanted you to start again from the top this wasn't what I was imagining, David. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
679 Who am I!? I'm the classical music critic from the New Yorker. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
680 Not quite what I was expecting when they told me there was a "grand" in it, if I were to rescue you. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
681 Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” Hilarious. How about a few bars of “Free Fallin’? 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
682 Tomorrow...come back tomorrow. I’m practicing. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
683 Sorry, is this a bad time? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
684 Do I know the meaning of life? Can you hum a few notes? 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
685 Did someone call for a piano tuner? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
686 I did hear that the top would B flat. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
687 “Climb Every Mountain.” Wow. What an original request. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
688 Still unfinished? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
689 Sorry to interrupt. 1.3659 0.04497 164 112 44 8
690 One more time, take it from the top! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
691 So you're telling me I climbed all this way, just so you can tell me you don't take requests. 1.3659 0.04413 164 111 46 7
692 So that's what the middle pedal does! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
693 Darn it! I wanted to see you in concert before you peaked. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
694 There’s a freight elevator? 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
695 No, I don't take requests. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
696 I was told that you bring the piano to new levels. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
697 Yes, I'm the piano tuner. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
698 Wait...don't tell me...practice, practice, practice. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
699 Sure , I take requests 1.3648 0.04318 159 106 48 5
700 Somebody called for a tuner? 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
701 I was told your compositions rise to another level. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
702 Your Commandments were original and timely. Your piano, today, ... not so much. 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
703 What do you mean you cancelled the afternoon recital! 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
704 Unfortunately, your cellist is having difficulty finding parking. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
705 Would a little Stairway to Heaven have been so hard? 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
706 Being God is just my day job. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
707 Are you the one who asked for a piano tuner? 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
708 I have a score to settle. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
709 Don’t worry, the other mover brought down everything else. 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
710 Classical music isn't dying. It's just plateaued. 1.3642 0.04177 162 107 51 4
711 Getting the piano up here wasn't the problem. Holding the sheet music in place is. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
712 You must be into rock. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
713 What do you mean, a tuner? I was told to bring tuna! 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
714 Could you keep it down, we're trying to have a quiet weekend, thanks. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
715 Sorry. This is an invitation-only event. 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
716 Sisyphus thought he had it tough! 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
717 Can you quiet down a bit? Some of us are trying to rock climb over here. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
718 Yeah, the view is nice, but I work for tips, you know? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
719 Is this the piano listed on Craigslist for $275 firm? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
720 Oh, excellent! Still some good seats left! 1.3636 0.04557 165 114 42 9
721 Regrettably, I'm no longer taking requests. 1.3636 0.03948 165 107 56 2
722 I don't care how far you've come, I don't do requests. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
723 I’ve come for the free piano. How firm is the ‘no delivery’ clause? 1.3636 0.04391 165 112 46 7
724 Now, you are ready for a lesson. 1.3631 0.04257 168 113 49 6
725 Well, isn't this grand. 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
726 So that's the ascending; now repeat the descending scale. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
727 I’m your new page-turner. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
728 I was looking for a stairway, not a Steinway. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
729 I'll look again, but I'm telling you - it's not down there. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
730 I don't know "Climb every mountain." 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
731 Rachmaninoff, I presume.. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
732 Can you play “Sitting On Top of the World”? 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
733 Sorry, but I found that rendition of Air on the G string a bit thin 1.3625 0.04388 160 108 46 6
734 You missed my recital, Doug. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
735 I'm sorry, I don't know that one. 1.3625 0.04297 160 107 48 5
736 Ok, once more from the top. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
737 I'm the tuner. 1.3620 0.04590 163 113 41 9
738 That was A major scale. 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
739 Your estimate to move it to New York City will be $822,000. 1.3620 0.04422 163 111 45 7
740 I really mean it this time. This is the last free tuning that came with the piano. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
741 I lost my ticket. Can I still attend? 1.3618 0.04810 152 106 37 9
742 I don't know that one either. Have you any other requests? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
743 Can you play Piano Man? 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
744 ...Great crowd. Anyone here from New Jersey tonight? 1.3611 0.04364 144 95 46 3
745 Just to be clear this is your last warranty free turning. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
746 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
747 I wanted to know why the hills were alive with the sound of music.... 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
748 I am repossessing your piano. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
749 Is this the final destination of the Bach-packing trip? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
750 Good news! We got you Carnegie Hall! 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
751 "Sorry, the only piece I know is, 'I'm Sitting on Top of the World'". 1.3608 0.04598 158 109 41 8
752 Wait, I got it! How about, "...ford every stream"? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
753 They say the the acoustics were better before the renovation. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
754 Seriously? F Minor is the key to the universe? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
755 Am I too late for my lesson? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
756 Your neighbors are complaining. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
757 i'm with the band. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
758 I’m here for my 4:30 lesson 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
759 I came to hear your peak performance. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
760 Despite all your grandiose accomplishments, it’s my way or the Steinway. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
761 Why yes , I do need a page turner. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
762 Know it! Hell, I wrote it. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
763 Maybe instead of 'Stairway To Heaven' you should play 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough.' 1.3590 0.05220 156 115 26 15
764 Do you know the meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
765 The visuals of this space are magnificent, the acoustics not so much. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
766 I'm the warm-up act. Wise man comes on at eight. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
767 I just came to let you know, your Cartoon Caption Contest lost again 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
768 Let me guess.. 'As Time Goes By'? 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
769 When did the restaurant close? 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
770 Play something uplifting......quick! 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
771 What happened to the harp? 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
772 Would you happen to know a good piano mover? 1.3571 0.04190 154 102 49 3
773 Play something light and airy. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
774 Could you keep it down up here? Thanks. 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
775 So, you made it to the top. Carnegie Hall not good enough for you? 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
776 So this is what you meant by performing at your peak? 1.3571 0.04577 154 106 41 7
777 I always add travel time to the tuning charge 1.3571 0.04577 154 106 41 7
778 Can you throw me a chord? 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
779 Up here, you've got to B# or Bb. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
780 You know John, this isn’t what they meant when they said, ‘being high makes you more creative.’ 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
781 Looks like we've both been working on our scales. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
782 Seriously? All you’ve got for me is, “Perhaps the key to life is not F# minor after all?” 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
783 Well, yes, as it happens, I do have a tuning fork. 1.3571 0.04483 154 105 43 6
784 I don’t take requests. 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
785 Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
786 The hills are alive with requests that you give it a rest. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
787 Alright, start again from the top. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
788 I have a request from the Sherpas to play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough". 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
789 What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
790 That was a major scale unaccompanied. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
791 So you're the reason why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
792 What's the key to happiness? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
793 That rendition was your best everest! 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
794 Will you please keep it down? It's much louder than you think downstairs 1.3567 0.04428 157 107 44 6
795 You may not like the price, but you won't find another piano tuner around here for a thousand miles. 1.3567 0.04783 157 111 36 10
796 Your playng seems to have reached a plateau. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
797 I’d say your musical talent has plateaued. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
798 Maybe it's not writer's block. Maybe you've just reached a plateau. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
799 Sorry. Wrong mountain. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
800 I'm not sure we agree on what it means to scale the mountain 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
801 They didn't tell you about the lift on the other side? 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
802 I can’t believe you’re refusing to play “Climb Every Mountain” for me. 1.3557 0.04372 149 100 45 4
803 It looks like we've both reached a plateau. 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
804 The origin of cartoon pianos falling on people’s heads has been discovered by a lone climber. More at 11. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
805 Don’t stop on my account. 1.3557 0.04159 149 98 49 2
806 Sorry, but the orchestra is going to be a little late. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
807 You were supposed to come in after the first 8 bars 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
808 Whatever you do, don't clap! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
809 The folks at basecamp ask you to get that thing tuned. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
810 I knew the hills were alive with the sound of music. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
811 Hello...Its me 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
812 I understand that you give lessons 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
813 Hey, you're going to have to move your piano. I'm opening a coffee shop. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
814 Bad news, Doug. Base camp ran out of Schubert. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
815 Let me guess...Practice, practice, practice. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
816 No, really! The part I heard was very good. 1.3553 0.04419 152 103 44 5
817 Shoot! I forgot the tuning hammer. I'll be riiiiiiiiight back. 1.3553 0.04319 152 102 46 4
818 Because it's there? That's my reason, too. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
819 Your agent called to say you'll still have to perform. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
820 This is great. I have a singing telegram. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
821 It's going to have to be a duet. The cello and viola never make it past the crevasse. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
822 The keys to life? Try the other mountain. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
823 The guys at base camp can’t sleep—know any lullabies? 1.3553 0.04112 152 100 50 2
824 Is this the final crescendo before the peak? 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
825 You up for a duet? 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
826 Oh sorry, I was looking for the woodwinds. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
827 They don't make sherpas like that anymore. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
828 You don’t make the payment, then we take it back. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
829 OK. I climbed every mountain, forded every stream and followed every rainbow. So where's my dream? 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
830 I hope you're here to tune it. 1.3537 0.04507 147 100 42 5
831 Trust me! End it on a high note. 1.3537 0.04507 147 100 42 5
832 Enlightenment? No, this is entertainment! 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
833 The meaning of life? No, but if you hum a few bars, I catch on pretty quick. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
834 The tuner sent me. Said it only plays the high notes. 1.3537 0.04403 147 99 44 4
835 You'd better be as good a teacher as they say. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
836 Would you please keep it down! 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
837 Just wanted to let you know I can't make this week's lesson. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
838 It's for entertaining. You have two questions left." 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
839 Did you say with or without sugar? 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
840 The same way you did...practice! 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
841 Bob - I said we were going to scale a mountain, not do scales on a mountain. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
842 I'm the new piano player. Sorry it took me so long to get here. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
843 Where on earth did you find a piano mover that does walk-ups? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
844 Oh, thank heavens! I've had Bach's Concerto in D Minor stuck in my head all day. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
845 I'm told you're in tune with the universe. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
846 The co-op board is getting a lot of complaints. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
847 We have a tough enough time with the tree falling in the forest, and no one around to hear it. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
848 This better be one hell of a lesson! 1.3533 0.05445 150 113 21 16
849 The meaning of life? No. The meaning of a bachelor's degree in piano performance? Sure. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
850 I can only play the high notes. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
851 Play me some inner piece. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
852 Do I know The Meaning of Life? Hum a few bars and I can fake it. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
853 I started playing stairway to heaven but only got halfway. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
854 When you said you like to be high when playing the piano, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
855 How can you tune a piano, but not tuna fish? 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
856 Uber dropped me off at the bottom, so there will be an extra charge for the tuning. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
857 I heard you were in treble . . . 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
858 Friendly reminder that you promised base camp no practicing before 9 am. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
859 I want the name of your mover. 1.3517 0.04541 145 99 41 5
860 The downstairs tenants are complaining again. 1.3517 0.04541 145 99 41 5
861 I'm just here to provide some atmosphere. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
862 Oh... this is where those free falling cartoon pianos fall from? 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
863 Oh this? In the service elevator. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
864 I take it that the hills are no longer alive with the sound of music. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
865 Of all the Himalayan mountaintops in all the world.... 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
866 Was it you whom I heard playing? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
867 Hello, I'm Doug from Acme Piano Movers. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
868 Hi, I’m here for the four hands piece. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
869 Did you bring a tuning fork? 1.3514 0.04585 148 102 40 6
870 The secret to life? Practice. Practice. Practice. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
871 I thought I heard The Sound of Music. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
872 Just to let you know, The Yeti on the next ledge down has kids and when they don't get their nap, their behavior is abominable! 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
873 I hate to ask but do you know,Rocky Mountain High 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
874 We're putting the band back together! 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
875 Ok then. What is the meaning of B flat? 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
876 Really! No cover, no minimum? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
877 Mr. Gould I presume? 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
878 I'd like to suggest a different location for next week's lesson. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
879 Sorry but can you tone it down a bit. The neighbors are complaining. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
880 Sorry, but I'm here to repossess your piano. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
881 At last —-the secret to true High Fidelity!! 1.3510 0.04526 151 104 41 6
882 Sorry. Wrong mountain. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
883 Namasté Maestro, I’m a seeker, a climber, a persevering rhymer…yes, I confess, I'm a lyricist. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
884 The remainder of the orchestra should be here in the next six hours. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
885 I guess we could both learn to improvise. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
886 Swami, how I love you, how I love you, my dear old Swami! 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
887 The hills ARE alive with the sound of music. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
888 Can you play 'On Top of Old Smoky'? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
889 Andante was fine for coming up. How about allegro for going down? 1.3500 0.04525 140 95 41 4
890 If you're looking for directions - I say, practice, practice, practice. 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
891 I heard you reached a new plateau in your music. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
892 Hey! Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep down there! 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
893 Does that include delivery? 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
894 This stairway to heaven was a lot tougher than I imagined. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
895 Do you mind, we're trying to sleep? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
896 Finished yet, Mr. Schubert? 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
897 Anything but "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" 1.3497 0.04241 143 95 46 2
898 Mom told me to tell you, "It's dinnertime." 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
899 You think I'VE plateaued? 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
900 I heard there was a secret chord. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
901 Yes I take requests 1.3493 0.04191 146 97 47 2
902 Oh, good, you're here. Now we can play Chopsticks. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
903 Excuse me, do you know where I can find the fiddler on the roof? 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
904 We seem to have hit a plateau. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
905 Sorry, to interrupt. I was looking for the yodeling class. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
906 I see that your music has taken you very far. 1.3493 0.04302 146 98 45 3
907 The loneliest? I thought they said Thelonious 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
908 Are you the guy that needs a piano tuner? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
909 Man, I could really use some Stairway to Heaven right now. 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
910 Don’t tell me I just missed your peak performance. 1.3493 0.04191 146 97 47 2
911 You could say that I have plateaued. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
912 Oh no, I forgot the tuning fork. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
913 Your neighbors ask that you learn to play something other than Chopsticks. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
914 Don't tell me, you want to take your music to a higher plateau? 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
915 Philosophy is $20.00 per hour, but piano lessons are $30.00. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
916 Sure I'm impressed you have a concert grand up here, Anatoli, I'm just surprised it's a Yamaha. I had you pegged as a Bösendorfer guy. 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
917 When I asked you to play 'On Top of Old Smokey' this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
918 Mountovani, its me Van Climbburn. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
919 The movers are here. 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
920 I heard the hills were alive with the sound of music. 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
921 Did you pack a tuning fork by chance? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
922 I knew I heard “Stairway To Heaven”! 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
923 I'm thinking a little early Gershwin after a long, vertical ascent. 1.3478 0.04560 138 94 40 4
924 For the love of... Elton! Just retire! 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
925 I can't play a note. But I'll bet it caused Amazon Prime to rethink their business plan. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
926 Oh, that’s grand. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
927 He asked me to ask you to play it again. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
928 Have you seen a small dog missing a collar? 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
929 Do you take requests? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
930 Would you mind taking it down a notch? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
931 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
932 You called for a piano tuner, right? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
933 Are you still looking for a page turner? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
934 Do you know how high we are?" "No, but if you hum a few bars I can play it. 1.3472 0.04550 144 99 40 5
935 The key to happiness? F major. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
936 Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
937 So let me get this right. You didn't want the piano? 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
938 The others want to know what time rehearsal starts. 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
939 Could you keep it down? I’m trying to yodel. 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
940 That was A major scale. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
941 Did you forget the sheet music again? 1.3472 0.04442 144 98 42 4
942 Can't go down till I finish the unfinished symphony. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
943 You're too late for your lesson. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
944 I just need to rest for a minuet. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
945 Do you teach? I play, but I've reached a plateau. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
946 I'm here for my annual lesson 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
947 Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
948 I think you need to go one octave higher. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
949 Did you call for a tune-up? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
950 Wow, you play at a very high level. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
951 Turns out getting it up here was the easy part 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
952 It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd rushes in.... 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
953 The commute to these piano lessons is a bit steep. 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
954 Did you bring the sheet music? 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
955 I no longer take requests for "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
956 Hi, you're looking for an accompanist? 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
957 Oh darn! I forgot my tuning fork. 1.3453 0.05471 139 104 22 13
958 When I heard your career had reached a plateau, I had to see it myself. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
959 Every single request - CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
960 So, the hills are really alive with the sound of music. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
961 Hey man, are you OK? I was only hearing ADELE songs from this mountain the past few days. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
962 Bill, the Woodwinds are waiting for you at Base Camp. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
963 Let me guess... You write your best stuff when you're super high? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
964 When I asked for you to show me your peak performance, this is not what I meant! 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
965 Are drinks still two for one or did I miss Happy Hour? 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
966 Sorry I'm late for my lesson! 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
967 No my son. Rhapsody isn't blue. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
968 You called for tuning? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
969 If you want to wait, the sherpas should be here with the string section any time now. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
970 Forget the meaning of life. How did you get that up here? 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
971 Perhaps You would prefer writing a few more commandments? 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
972 And to think they all said not to pack that metronome. 1.3451 0.04004 142 93 49 0
973 Bad news, Dad -- the bank is coming for the piano. 1.3451 0.04362 142 96 43 3
974 Of all the zen joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine… 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
975 Fancy a duet? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
976 Congratulations you made it. Let me tell you kid it's pretty lonely at the top. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
977 Wow - playing the Grand Canyon Suite on your grand piano at the Grand Canyon. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
978 I heard that you take requests. 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
979 It’s not you, it’s the acoustics. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
980 It's the only rent I could afford that would accommodate a piano. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
981 You say the only key to a long life is B natural? 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
982 Can you play 'Rocky Mountain High'? 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
983 You missed a note. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
984 Where does the pool table go? 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
985 All I want to ask is the name of your movers. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
986 I ordered an upright piano 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
987 The Ad said Cello 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
988 Say, do you know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
989 You came Bach! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
990 Meaning of life? Nah, but would you mind telling me the name of your mover. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
991 ‘You’re late for your lesson,again!’ 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
992 My ideas seem to be coming out of thin air. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
993 It should stay in tune for months. Yodel if you need me. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
994 I'm sorry, I stopped taking requests for "Stairway to Heaven" 20 years ago. Would like to hear something else? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
995 Is it true you're gonna get down tonight? 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
996 "Do you know the Meaning of Life in B flat? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
997 Master, I've thought about it a long, long time, but I still don't get that 'tune a fish' joke... 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
998 What do you mean 'I just missed it'? 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
999 Sorry--do you want a moment to compose yourself? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1000 You need an idea? You should build a stairway to here. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1001 ... oh, and your feng shui is all off too. 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
1002 Not Al, the pianist. Alpinist. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1003 Sorry. I don't take requests. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1004 I have a request. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1005 Hey Dad, Mom wants ta know if you'll be home for dinner?? 1.3431 0.04568 137 94 39 4
1006 Aw, com'on Sam, play it! 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1007 The remaining members of my team request that you stop composing in B flat. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1008 Oh grand one, what is the key to life? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1009 I can see that you’re old and have magnificent instrument, but some of us in the canyon are trying to get some sleep. Can you try meditation for awhile? 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1010 I'm here for my lesson 1.3431 0.04449 137 93 41 3
1011 Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1012 I was told there'd be a band. 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1013 Stairway to Heaven, please. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1014 If you can't explain the meaning of life, then can you teach me to play "Heart and Soul"? 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
1015 "From the top" has another meaning Carl. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1016 Huh. I was expecting a harp. 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1017 Can’t compose a symphony out of thin air. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1018 I know it looks like I've plateaued, but I'm going out on a high note. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1019 Who called for a piano tuner? 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1020 Keep it down, will you? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1021 Either you play Rocket Man or you can carry that down yourself. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1022 Sorry I'm late. My GPS said to take a left at the glacier. There was no glacier. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1023 Mom says dinner is ready. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
1024 They told me the most important thing to remember before an avalanche was to stay composed. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1025 They wanted me to tell you no more Elton John. 1.3406 0.04423 138 94 41 3
1026 No, I don't didn't climb all the way up here to discover the meaning of life. I came just to ask how you got that thing up here! 1.3406 0.04423 138 94 41 3
1027 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Next! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1028 leave me alone, i'm decomposing... 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1029 Sorry, but I don’t take requests. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1030 I wasn't planning on staying up here so long, but this thing is a real pain to move. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1031 The most dedicated piano repairman award goes to... 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1032 As your agent I really wouldn’t worry about overexposure, unless you mean winter. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1033 You called for a tune-up? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1034 Sorry, I only tune Steinways. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1035 The meaning of life is play it by ear. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1036 While you're taking a breather, sir -- any chance I can interest you in a U.S. Cabinet position? 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1037 I'm with the Musicians' Union." 1.3404 0.04482 141 97 40 4
1038 Steinway really delivers. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1039 No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1040 Finally! I’ve been waiting a long time for those damn lyrics to arrive! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1041 Maybe you need to reconsider what taking something to new heights might really mean! 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1042 No, the New York Philharmonic strike ended in 1973. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1043 You're too early ... Happy Hour doesn't start 'til 5:00. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1044 So this is what makes the canyon so grand. 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
1045 You forgot the candleabra? 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1046 Was there some animals you had to leave behind to get this on the Ark? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1047 How'd you get up here wearing sandals? 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
1048 Upon reflection, I suppose I could've gone with a harmonica instead. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1049 Your audience just hasn't found you yet. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1050 Wow!.....and I thought this backpack was heavy! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1051 Does it only play high notes? 1.3385 0.04307 130 87 42 1
1052 Looking for a fella goes by the name of 'Mountain Piano Guy.' 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1053 May I use your bathroom? 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1054 Ah, Tim the Tuner. What kept you? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1055 Hey buddy, could you throw me a chord 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1056 It's lonely at the top. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1057 What do you mean you can't play "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1058 I'd like to request "Rocky Mountain High" for Sheila. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1059 If you're looking for enlightenment that's two mountains down. 1.3381 0.04155 139 93 45 1
1060 At my age, it's easier to stay and play than it is to get up and leave. 1.3381 0.04629 139 97 37 5
1061 Please don't play elevator music 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1062 Geez, talk about nosebleed seats.... 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1063 CAN YOU PLAY, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR? 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1064 Why did you stop? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1065 Whaddaya mean you don't know "Climb Ev'ry Mountain"? 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1066 I should have asked for better directions to Carnegie Hall 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1067 That's funny, I thought the view would be grand. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
1068 My expedition ended on a high note. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1069 Mind if I play through? 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1070 I changed my mind...I do want anchovies on the pizza. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1071 Dammit. Can you point me toward bass camp? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1072 Come on, just for me, 'Rocky Mountain High', 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1073 I take it your composing has reached a plateau. 1.3358 0.04230 134 90 43 1
1074 Eric, after hours of climbing, discovers what actually makes the wind whistle. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1075 No. I don't know the way to San Jose. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1076 Can you please stop playing Piano Man! 1.3358 0.04731 134 94 35 5
1077 Are you up for something four hands? 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
1078 Your neighbors are complaining about late piano playing. 1.3358 0.04361 134 91 41 2
1079 Did you place this Amazon Prime order? 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
1080 What's the meaning of life? Good Question. Better Question: How did I get this piano up here? 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1081 I'm here in answer to your Craigslist ad for a page-turner. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1082 You may ask only one question and by the way, I don't take requests. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1083 Is this the bass camp? 1.3358 0.04180 137 92 44 1
1084 I think my career has plateaued 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1085 "Feelings?" Really??!! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1086 I came here to get away from critics like you. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1087 Is it ok if I sit in? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1088 You really need to get another booking agent. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1089 Oops, forgot my tuning fork! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1090 FREE baby grand piano: free piano for a good home. a few keys don't strike, but overall great sound. pick up only. must be able to move it yourself. piano bench included. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1091 Hey, is your job offer for a page turner still open? 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1092 Please stop playing "Free Fallin' "! 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1093 Still unfinished?! I'm resigning as your agent. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1094 Yes.. I'm Mike from "MountainTop Piano Movers" to give an estimate. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1095 Finally, a piano bar with some real atmosphere. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1096 It was a trek, yes, but where there's a will, there's a Steinway. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1097 Yes sir, we can move your piano down the mountain in seoncds, but first you’ll have to sign our damages waiver. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1098 Are you the one that wanted his piano tuned? 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1099 Mr. Michaelson? Your Amazon order has arrived. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1100 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1101 Hey, could you keep it down? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1102 Elvis? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1103 When I said high-pitched, this is not what I meant. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1104 I was seeking the secret of life, but I’ll settle for ‘Climb Every Mountain’. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1105 Mr. Grofé, your Grand Canyon Suite makes us feel as though we´re actually there. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1106 Schubert! I'm looking for Nirvana. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1107 This is the last time I’m tuning your piano. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1108 Why here? It's easier to hit the high notes. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1109 You order a tip jar? 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1110 I picked up the gin but they were out of tonic. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1111 Can you turn it down a notch? We just put the baby down. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1112 What do you mean, you forgot your tuning fork? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1113 They had different sizes of piano wire. What size do you need? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1114 You're going to have to move. The third glacier on the left has melted and your resonance is all off. 1.3333 0.04391 132 90 40 2
1115 Not the stairway to heaven, I presume. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1116 This is the last time!!!!....I'm going to teach you how to tune yourself! 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1117 Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for the restaurant in the New Yorker Caption Contest #603. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1118 I'm from the moving company. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1119 We’re trying to sleep down here! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1120 I'm so glad you made it. I've been looking forward to my lesson. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1121 How about next time we jam at my place? 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1122 It's hopeless. Bring me a Steinway! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1123 For the last time, can you please stop practicing after 10pm? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1124 I knew it begins with a single step. I didn't expect it to end with Chopsticks. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1125 I took your advice to 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1126 So that’s why the hills are alive. 1.3333 0.04646 132 92 36 4
1127 If you're not the piano tuner, just turn around and go back where you came from. 1.3333 0.04282 138 94 42 2
1128 Excuse me, how do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1129 If you play "Night on Bald Mountain" one more time, I'll go nuts. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1130 I think I climbed the wrong mountain - I wanted the answer to writer's block. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1131 Maybe I should come back after you get your act together. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1132 No, sorry, I'm a harpsichord tuner. It's still a funny coincidence, though. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1133 ...play like nobody else is listening...play like nobody else is listening... 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1134 Of course it needs tuning again. You're above the frostline. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1135 Look, they're getting impatient. Let's just go with 'a note to follow 'so'. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1136 Did you remember to bring the sheet music? 1.3333 0.04583 135 94 37 4
1137 So this is where you’ve been Haydn. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1138 Would you like to hear something with just the high notes? 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1139 Put out a tip jar instead of sulking. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1140 So... you play it 'because it's there'? 1.3333 0.04702 135 95 35 5
1141 Could you play something enlightening, please? 1.3333 0.04257 132 89 42 1
1142 I was guaranteed one refrain from "Stairway to Heaven." 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1143 Any chance you brought a kazoo? 1.3333 0.04335 135 92 41 2
1144 I'll be damned ... the original keyboardist of Herman's Hermits! 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1145 I'm Haydn up here. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1146 Stairway to Heaven? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1147 So you're OK? From what we heard, you were decomposing up here. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1148 Could you give me the name of your piano mover? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1149 What do you mean, you don't take requests? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1150 Don't worry, your work will sell better when you die. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1151 Are you sure this ticket is for next week's performance? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1152 Amazon Prime. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1153 You were supposed to scale the mountain, not play scales on the mountain. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1154 Pandora was right--there are no artists similar to you. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1155 Come on, you must know this one - climb every mountain. No? The hills are alive? River deep, mountain high? What kind of piano player are you? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1156 Have you been waiting long? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1157 This lesson had better be worth it. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1158 No, I don't know "How to Splint a Broken Leg." But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1159 I had treble with the clef 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1160 The question you should be asking is, "How did I get this damn thing up here?" 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1161 Man, I could use a pick me up tune. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1162 Julie Andrews was right all along. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1163 I offer no sage advice but I can carry a tune. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1164 Dang. They told me this was karaoke night. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1165 Dad, please. Come home. I promise to practice. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1166 Oh great, an agent, just when my career has plateau'd. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1167 The work order said 'Yamaha tune-up.' I brought spark plugs. 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
1168 I hope you brought a pen. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1169 Rats. I almost brought my cello. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1170 I thought it sounded a little flat up here. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1171 Is this the hall of the Mountain King? 1.3308 0.04095 133 89 44 0
1172 It was then Ned realized—there was nowhere on earth where one could escape from the Piano Man. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1173 Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" please. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1174 You're on in five... 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1175 Could you play a few bars of "I'm Sitting On Top Of The World "? 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
1176 It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in... 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1177 You'll have to go back. Tell them I only use my regular piano tuner. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1178 Dang! I was coming for violin lessons. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1179 My playing seems to have reached a plateau. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1180 I bet you get a lot of requests to play "The Fool on the Hill". 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1181 Oh shoot, which mountain is guitar? 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1182 I think our lessons have plateaued. 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1183 Do you mind if I yodel? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1184 Please don’t tell me the concert is over !!! 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1185 But why even try to set your new commandments to music? 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1186 Nirvana schmirvana, we're putting the band back together. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1187 Here's a tip - be more accessible 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1188 "The Meaning of Life?" I'm not familiar with that one...maybe if you hum a few bars. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1189 Enlightenment? No, I'm the piano tuner. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1190 would you keep it down? 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1191 You’re taking the soloist thing way too far. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1192 Finally, the piano tuner ? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1193 How did I get here first? Practice, practice, practice! 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1194 All it needs is a bridge. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1195 I need help finding my way, Bach. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1196 The meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll play it. 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1197 Mr. Schubert, your wife says leave the symphony unfinished and come home or your marriage will be finished. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1198 They told me you would be here. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1199 Please tell me you know Freebird. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1200 Oh thank god you’re here, this thing’s so out of tune.” 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1201 Hi, I'm the piano mover. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1202 I'd like to see the size of your Sherpa. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1203 Do you know anything besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1204 Please - less 'forte energize' and more 'mezzo lento' - your playing has turned this into an active avalanche area. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
1205 The record company sent me. I'm afraid I have some bad news about the music industry... 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1206 I knew they were alive with the sound of something. 1.3284 0.04711 134 95 34 5
1207 Too late now, but a harmonica may have been a better choice. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
1208 It seems we've both peaked. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1209 I'm here fur elise. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1210 Now you know, my son, why they call the canyon grand. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1211 Wrong mountain, kid. I can't even finish my own symphony. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1212 Summit’s an octave higher, pal 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1213 The guys at Advanced Base Camp are requesting "Freebird" again. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1214 Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1215 It’s not you; the acoustics up here are awful. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1216 Mary sent me up to tell you to stop that racket or you'll wake the baby. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1217 No, I'm not the piano tuner. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1218 Sorry to bother you, sir. Will you sign for next door's package? 1.3282 0.04118 131 88 43 0
1219 Were you the guy that called about the bad damper peddle? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1220 So you're saying, the secret of life is Duke Ellington? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1221 Thank God you're here! It's been so hard to get a good tuner on the weekend. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1222 Which one is the key to happiness? 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1223 How about Climb Every Mountain? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1224 Do you know "Climb Any Mountain?" 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1225 You're late for your lesson! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1226 Just a reminder that your rental contract ends this month. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1227 So this is what you do to be in tune with nature. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1228 I prefer music that's a little more accessible. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1229 You called for tuning? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1230 Was I playing too loud? 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1231 Makes sense why they call it Treble Cliff. 1.3282 0.04259 131 89 41 1
1232 The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is right behind me. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1233 You called for a piano mover? 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1234 No, the concert is next month 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1235 You don't know "Climb Every Mountain?" 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1236 I don't know about "meaning," but the key to life is B-Sharp." 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1237 No genie, I didn't wish for a great PIANIST. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1238 Hi, I'm the violinist. Where's the rest of the quartet? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1239 Did I leave my keys up here? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1240 I’ve finally got you a booking at Carnegie Hall! 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1241 I'm here to repossess the Steinway. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1242 Could you please not practice after 9 pm!? 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1243 Hey! I'm trying to sleep down here 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1244 It's 2 o'clock. You said you'd be here between 9 and 11. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1245 I just needed a moment to compose myself. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1246 Hey! Airbnb guaranteed me A Flat. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1247 Billy's worst nightmare. Another Piano Man request. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1248 I'd know that tune anywhere. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1249 Yes, it's a walk-up, but do you have any idea what recital halls rent for these days? 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1250 Well, the New York Philharmonic rejected your symphony. Said you haven't been dead long enough. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1251 So there are 88 keys to the universe? 1.3256 0.04142 129 87 42 0
1252 I'm your creative muse. I got here as fast as I could. 1.3256 0.04559 129 90 36 3
1253 Why, yes, I am available for children's parties. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1254 Do you know any Thelonias Monk? 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1255 Well, in this case, it really is 99% perspiration. 1.3256 0.04286 129 88 40 1
1256 How long can you stay? It's lonely at the top. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1257 Sorry; I'm on break. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1258 It's quarter to three. There's no one in the place but you and me. 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
1259 Getting here is half the battle. Getting in tune is the other half. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1260 Hello there! I'm Albert, the piano tuner. You said the register seems too high? 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1261 When you said you were going to get high and practice, I was expecting a more relaxing afternoon. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1262 Just a gentle reminder that we'll need it Thursday. 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
1263 The boys down at base camp are all in the mood for a melody. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1264 Nothing stops the repo man. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1265 Well, I was told you had your own tuning fork. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1266 That was great, but how do I get TO the Hall of the Mountain King? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1267 Play ain't no mountain high enough one more time before I go. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1268 Well if you're not going to practice I'm not going to keep paying for the lessons, grandpa. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1269 I'll call if it needs another tuning 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1270 Here's your sheet music. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1271 I'm here to tune your piano. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1272 Ok, then play Melancholy Baby, not Climb Every Mountain. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1273 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3226 0.04797 124 88 32 4
1274 Yes, the view is incredible...but just try & get a piano tuned... 1.3209 0.04444 134 94 37 3
1275 You order a tip jar? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1276 I'm disappointed. I expected a harp. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1277 Meaning of Life? I dunno, I'm still trying to begin my Beguine. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1278 The restaurant? That was weeks ago. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1279 You're early. The recital's not until seven. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1280 I'm here for my lesson 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1281 I don't know, it still sounds a little flat to me. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1282 What took you so long? I called the piano movers years ago. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1283 Are you the tuner? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1284 There is not a single candelabra available in town! 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1285 Sorry to end on such a low note, but I'm the Repo Man. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1286 How high am I? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1287 Moses, you’ve tried your best but the Ten Commandments just weren’t meant to be a jingle. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1288 Come back later, I’m practicing. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1289 Can you please quiet down?! 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1290 Please! I am decomposing. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1291 I came all this way, so I hope you take requests. 1.3200 0.04189 125 85 40 0
1292 I came all the way up here for answers, and you were just making it up as you go?! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1293 How ‘bout a little, “Ain’t no mountain high enough”? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1294 The neighbors complained about the noise. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1295 Next time you drop your sheet music, we’re going to use a drone to resupply you 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1296 Play it again, Sam. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1297 Yes, when all your answers are showtunes, they sound sarcastic. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1298 What do you mean, "Who's Billy Joel?" 1.3197 0.04240 122 83 39 0
1299 I have come a long long way to hear a really high C 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1300 I was told there would be a quartet. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1301 Sorry, I don't do requests. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1302 No sir, There's no way you've peaked artistically. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1303 You know, that's a thought. Maybe I will learn to play this thing someday. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1304 Can you help me? I’m in search of a lost chord. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1305 Why? Because it was here. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1306 Oh ... and Disco is dead too. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1307 To be honest, I was expecting something a little more profound than "Chopsticks." 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1308 You can come down now, people don't like Kanye anymore. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1309 Do you have a ticket for tonight's concert? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1310 Who’d you expect, Liberace? 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1311 How about a few "bars" of John Cage's 4' 33"? 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1312 You're early again. It's still unfinished. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1313 Your webcam viewers are tired of watching you pee over the side. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1314 I'd like to make a request: "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1315 Can you play, or is it just for show? 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1316 I got tired of all the requests for "Piano Man." 1.3171 0.05693 123 95 17 11
1317 I would've much rather preferred "Stair Way to Heaven" than "Rocky Mountain High." 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1318 Thank you! I'm here til Thursday 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1319 What's the key to life? There're 88. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1320 The reverb is amazing up here 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1321 Do you have your ticket? 1.3171 0.04804 123 88 31 4
1322 I'm looking for the lost chord 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1323 Excuse me did you call for a piano tuner 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1324 I guess it's true - the hills really are alive with the sound of music! 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1325 My wife asked me to move it out of the house 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1326 Play it, Sam. Play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1327 Groupon or walk-in? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1328 Sorry, I just finished my final set. Come back tomorrow a little earlier. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1329 The people want more hymns. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1330 All about the atmosphere huh. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
1331 I came as fast as I could. That piano's not going to tune itself. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1332 The other gurus are asking you to keep it down. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1333 I still don't know why you needed a page-turner in the first place. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1334 Hammerstein, I presume? 1.3167 0.04581 120 84 34 2
1335 No, I don't answer questions. But I do take requests! 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1336 Can you play Stairway to Heaven? 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1337 Did you bring a tuning fork? 1.3162 0.04646 117 82 33 2
1338 Whew, what a climb. Hope you're the guy who ordered the tuna. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1339 Come down already Billy! You'll never top Piano Man. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1340 Are you the one who called a piano tuner? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1341 Sorry, but I don't do requests anymore. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1342 Let me guess: you want to hear "Rocky Mountain High." 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1343 I was hoping you would be the piano tuner 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1344 Hi, I'm Jesse from Uptown Piano Movers. 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1345 Can you play Misty for me? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1346 Next time we yodel a cappella. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1347 Did you bring the last movement? 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1348 I was hoping for the key to life. You’re really offering all 88? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1349 Sorry. I’ll be right back. I forgot my tuning fork. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1350 This is the last time I offer to help someone move. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1351 Still trying to hit the high notes, Maestro? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1352 Oops. I forgot the tuning fork. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1353 It has to go back. I ordered the harmonia. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1354 How did you even get that up here? "I used the stairs" 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1355 No, I don’t give lessons. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1356 Is John Cage's 4' 33" the only piece you know? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1357 Can you play something uplifting? 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1358 I'm just saying, "Climb Every Mountain" seems a little on the nose. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1359 So that's what happened to Billy Joel. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1360 I am the piano tuner. Sorry it took me so long 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1361 Can I please have my piano back? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1362 Oh dear, they told me it would be a Steinway! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1363 Sorry but I got here as fast as I could......now, when did you say it was last tuned? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1364 I, too, was surprised to learn that ‘Chopsticks’ is the way to enlightenment. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1365 I was on my way to Carnegie Hall, but I must have plateaued. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1366 Nice try but there will never be another Grand Canyon Suite. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1367 I can't Handel the weight of this Bach pack. Can i treble you for some help? 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1368 I'm with the woodwinds. The percussion section is right behind us. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1369 Is this the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1370 I've been waiting forever. It's sooo out of tune. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1371 Could you please keep it down? I'm trying to climb a mountain here. 1.3136 0.04289 118 81 37 0
1372 I thought there were harps in heaven... 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1373 I was told it was an upright! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1374 Well of course it is. Everyone knows you can't wring enlightenment from an upright. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1375 The movers were fabulous. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1376 I'll take requests, but nothing from The Sound of Music. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1377 Did you yodel for a piano tuner? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1378 Are you by any chance a piano tuner? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1379 Your venue gives a whole new meaning to the term 'High C'....... 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1380 What's the key to happiness? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1381 Excuse me but do you take requests? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1382 The good news is I've been sent to help -- the bad news is I'm just the lyricist. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1383 Mom says you can come back home if you've learned something other than Chopsticks. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1384 Sorry I'm late for my lesson - maybe I need to leave my house a day earlier. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
1385 I see you have mastered the scale. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1386 I take it you need help with descending scales. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1387 Your tour locations are getting more and more inaccessible to your fans. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
1388 I'm just looking for the bathroom 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1389 Let’s get you back to bass camp. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1390 Grand Pianos? I thought these were the Grand Tetons! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1391 Sandwich? I was told you needed a tuner on high. 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1392 There must be a simpler way to elevate your performance. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1393 Word is you need a banjo player? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1394 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT TAKING ANY NEW STUDENTS THIS YEAR ! 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1395 I think the acoustics were better on the other cliff. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1396 Are you accepting new students? 1.3109 0.04583 119 84 33 2
1397 'Looks like you peaked a long time ago' 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1398 I'm not old, just decomposing. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1399 Did someone call for a piano tuner? 1.3109 0.04261 119 82 37 0
1400 Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1401 Are you kidding me? You've never looked better, Mr. Joel! 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1402 I'm sure this isn't what he meant when he asked you to take it from the top. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1403 Really? You really think your most pressing need is a tip jar? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1404 "Help me move" he said. "It'll be fun" he said. "I'll buy you pizza" he said 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1405 Amazon delivery...I believe you ordered two dozen tablets of manuscript paper, nine erasable pens, a case of gluten free energy bars and the latest Rolling Stone. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1406 Your music is SO over the top! 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1407 There you are! I knew all that music wasn't just in my head. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1408 I saw your help wanted ad in the New Yorker for a page turner 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1409 You really need to work on the bridge. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1410 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. Why do you ask? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1411 The good news is you haven't peaked yet. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1412 We're going to need to take the legs off to get it in the truck. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1413 I told you when we started out, it’s a long way to the top if you want to rock’n’roll. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1414 They said you were looking for a 'Chopsticks' partner 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1415 Now THAT was a major scale. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1416 Oh, good, you must be the piano tuner. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1417 How about a rousing rendition of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1418 So it’s past nine o’clock on a Saturday? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1419 Why did you stop playing? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1420 Morning! The piano tuner wants you to know he's still just searching for parking. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1421 Did you remember the metronome this time? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1422 Aw cheer up, I bet more people would come to your recital if the venue was a little more accessible 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1423 Looks like I have reached the crescendo 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1424 Do you know any Billy Joel songs? Also, is there a bathroom nearby? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1425 "The valley people just filed a noise complaint". 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1426 Do you have your ticket? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1427 Oh God, not again. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1428 What's the key to life? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1429 Actually, this is how you get to Carnegie Hall.... 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1430 Welcome to Zune, please register on the ground level with a valid credit card before requesting a song. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1431 I thought I told you I... would be Bach. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1432 Did you meditate for a piano tuner? 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1433 You the page turner? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1434 Sorry I'm late; the traffic was a bear. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1435 Alright sorry I took so long. You said you wanted your piano tuned? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1436 So, is this the Treble Cliff? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1437 I heard that you needed a piano tuner 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1438 All that gear and you forgot the tuning fork? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1439 Because "I'm Sittin on Top of the World's" already been done. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1440 I feel like I have plateaued. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1441 You were lookong for a tuner? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1442 Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1443 That WAS you in the Sound of Music playing "Climb Every Mountain", I just knew it. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1444 Wow! The hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1445 Play it once Sam. For old times sake 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1446 This was A major disappointment, but only A minor setback. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1447 I'm sorry -- I'm looking for Mr. Walther, 2pm, Intermediate Banjo. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1448 They say they want it back now. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1449 your career has plateaued 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1450 Am I too late? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1451 I'm more interested in the "how?" than I am in the "why?" 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1452 Would you care to accompany me on the climb down? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1453 Perhaps you'll do better if you change your altitude. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1454 Let me guess, you thought you'd play all the time but now it's just a piece of furniture. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1455 Are you the piano tuner? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1456 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1457 Do you know any Billy Joel? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1458 I'm sorry you don't know how to play the piano. Luckily you ordered it from Amazon so you can send it back and get the harmonica you always wanted. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1459 So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1460 Huh, so the key to life is D minor. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1461 I'm sorry, your tickets were for last week 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1462 I saw your ad on Craigslist and came right over. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1463 A pastoral interlude, please. And Gatorade, if you have some. 1.3070 0.04683 114 81 31 2
1464 Do you know how to tune a piano? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1465 Oh, these are the Baby Grand Tetons. My mistake. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1466 You must be the piano tuner. What took you so long to get here? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1467 No....I’m just a grandfather playing a grand piano in the Grand Canyon... 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1468 You needed someone to play 'Heart and Soul' with? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1469 Now that's how you end on a high note. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1470 What do you mean, you don't play? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1471 Any chance you could play a few bars from "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3070 0.04514 114 80 33 1
1472 Your Web-Site clearly says: "All Returns are Free!" 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1473 What piano? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1474 I forgot the sheet music. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1475 Everyone down in base camp wonders if perhaps you know any other movie scores besides Koyaanisqatsi. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1476 Apex Moving Service, here. We can take the piano but you will have to get down by yourself. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1477 Nope, I am not a mystic. I'm from the order of the Thelonius monks. Can't reveal great truths or inspire inner awareness but I can play a mean version of Round Midnight. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1478 Well, at least the view is grand. 1.3063 0.04578 111 78 32 1
1479 I'm here to tune your piano. 1.3063 0.04578 111 78 32 1
1480 It's not that bad, all you have to do is tune it, the other guy carried it up. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1481 Listen, it was only metaphorical. The hills aren’t really alive. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1482 Now all we need is a drummer 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1483 Sorry...I'm looking for the violin playing guru. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1484 Mr. Steinway, I presume? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1485 Is this the piano you wanted to have tuned? 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1486 It is hard to find descent music around here. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1487 I thought I heard an ascending scale. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1488 Your Mother says you are to stay until you get it right. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1489 They want one more re-write. Can you enlighten it up a bit? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1490 Thank God! Finally! The tuner? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1491 I got this idea from my doctor, he does organ transplants. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1492 Can you give me the number of your piano mover? I’m in a 4 story walk-up. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1493 I hope I'm not late for my lesson. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1494 Tell me that fat lady hasn't made it up here yet. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1495 No, it's fine, really. We'll be happy to take it back. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1496 You came all this way for a noise complaint? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1497 Sorry, did I catch you at a bad time? 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1498 There are no 'three wishes.' It's either total enlightenment or 'The Entertainer.' 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1499 Sir we only take requests through our app. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1500 I'm really sorry to be late for my lesson. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1501 If I've told you once I told you a thousand times, there are people trying to get some sleep down here. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1502 Im the piano mover. Where we takin’ it? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1503 What is the meaning of Legato? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1504 Please tell me you're the tuner I called 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1505 Do you have a minuet? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1506 I'm from the moving company you called. Where do you want the piano? 1.3036 0.04364 112 78 34 0
1507 I always thought it was the angels and their bowling balls. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1508 Nobody had seen the piano man since 1973. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1509 The Piano Man, I presume. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1510 Yup, I'm the fat lady, I'm here to sing 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1511 Oh...that makes more sense. I thought the hills were alive with the sound of music 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1512 Can't you go somewhere else to practice? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1513 Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1514 I don’t know the way down but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1515 Please sir, what's the meaning of li...HEY! My Steinway! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1516 I was really hoping I'd find you in a burning bush instead. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1517 I hope you practiced this week! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1518 And then it just hit me. This is not how you get to Carnegie Hall. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1519 It’s cruel to play Stairway To Heaven. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1520 What do you mean you didn't call for a tuner? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1521 My journey along the path to Enlightenment now ends knowing what has 88 keys and no locks? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1522 Any chance of a major lift? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1523 Don't ask. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1524 Life? Life is grand. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1525 Let’s make a deal. I’ll listen to your six-hour symphony if you let me tie my rope to your piano. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1526 Where's the guy with the Alphorn? This is the third mountain I've tried. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1527 They called my compositions too lofty. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1528 OK, so exactly how long has it been since the last tune? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1529 I wondered why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1530 I'm sorry! I can come back later if you're busy. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1531 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we delivered to the wrong address. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1532 Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1533 So what do you do for fun? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1534 The fact that you got the piano up here is inspiring enough! 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1535 No, I certainly did not order eighty-eight tins of tuna. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1536 The piano does not come with the flat. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1537 Why, it's the old man and the middle C! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1538 Never reached your peak huh? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1539 What happened to the restaurant that used to be here? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1540 Yeah but the darn thing has been out of tune for three reincarnations. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1541 Repo man! 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1542 "I'm sorry I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". Can you hum a few bars? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1543 I’m a piano tuner, not a magician. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1544 I had a conductor, but he was struck by lightning. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1545 On second thought, how about, 'Stairway to Heaven?' 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1546 You ARE wise. It is easier to travel with a flute. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1547 Quick! I need help with ascending scales! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1548 The climb was the easy part. We're learning Liszt today. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1549 Please. Stop. 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1550 Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1551 That was breathtaking! 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1552 Wasn't this a cafe just last month? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1553 You called for the piano moving estimate? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1554 Do you need an agent ? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1555 Oh no - the AirBnB is next door. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1556 I seek the answer to lif...... how did you get this piano up here?!?! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1557 Other than the acoustics, it’s a grand venue. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1558 No, I am not the tuner 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1559 The neighbors have been complaining. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1560 Open mic is NEXT week. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1561 I'm not Sam and I'm not playing anything again. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1562 Of course it's a Steinway. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1563 Something about this place strikes a chord. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1564 The tuning is reasonable but the clock starts running when I leave the house. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1565 'Yeah, you've reached the career plateau. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1566 Slight snafu. Do you have your own tuning fork, per chance? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1567 You play with a very elevated sense of style. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1568 You're late. Have you practiced this week? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1569 Play 'Misty" for me. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1570 Sorry; you missed the show." 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1571 I heard you take requests. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1572 Do you know "Melancholy Baby"? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1573 I hope you aren't offended, but this will be my last lesson. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1574 Off peak performance, huh? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1575 There's really nothing to it. All you have to is hit the right keys at the right time and the piano plays itself. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1576 If you think getting a piano up here is difficult, you should try writing a good song! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1577 “I agree, the guidebook description of ‘a grand view at the summit’ is misleading”. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1578 Son can you play me a melody; I'm not really sure how it goes. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1579 Oh God! Please stop playing that piano. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1580 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1581 No, but if you hum a few bars I'll give it a try. 1.3000 0.04389 110 77 33 0
1582 I've tried everything, what's that song that goes 'ba ba da ba bum' 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1583 There is no meaning of life. Anyway, here’s “Wonderwall.” 1.2991 0.04447 107 75 32 0
1584 Ask me to play anything except "Ain't no mountain high enough" 1.2991 0.04641 107 76 30 1
1585 Did I miss the crescendo? 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1586 You said you wanted to study at a top music school. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1587 No one will believe you. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1588 Ah, enlightenment. For me, it was when I could play Beethoven and Liszt perfectly as long as no one else was listening. Now, go away. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1589 I heard you were looking for a vocalist. 1.2973 0.04889 111 81 27 3
1590 I do have a request...could you give me a hand up? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1591 Is the key to happiness a major or minor? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1592 The acoustics here are horrible 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1593 I'm the piano tuner. Can you enlighten me as to your problem? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1594 Steinway?! Steinway's the answer? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1595 Mom says she can still hear you, and she's trying to sleep. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1596 Must be quite some time since your last movement. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1597 Darn. I forgot the tuning fork. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1598 I have a request. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1599 What do you mean I'm late!! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1600 She says to start without her… 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1601 Billy Joel? Is that you? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1602 Irving! Come home! Your piano teacher is sorry about the criticism. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1603 The villagers say that if you play 'Misty' one more time,they are coming for you with torches and pitchforks. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1604 Thanks for meeting me here. You can see for yourself, it's a bargain for the price. You'll have to take care of shipping, though. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1605 Thelonias? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1606 My students have to really want to learn to play. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1607 You better like Brahms 1.2952 0.04673 105 75 29 1
1608 The sherpas want to hear Climb Every Mountain again. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1609 Please limit your playing to daytime hours. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1610 Do you mind? I’m trying to sleep down there. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1611 Apparently I've reached my level of incompetence. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1612 The piano tuner said that you have to meet him half way. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1613 Your ad said, 'same day tuning - no waiting', or it's free, right!? 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1614 Piano tuner? I said Panini, tuna. 1.2936 0.06016 109 87 12 10
1615 That was you playing the whole time? Really annoying, man. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1616 Maybe your expectations are too high? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1617 I think I've finally hit my plateau. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1618 No. I don't know "Top of the World" - and no, I don't want you to hum a few bars. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1619 At last... I have found the Abominable Showman 1.2925 0.04637 106 76 29 1
1620 Can I change seats during intermission? 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1621 Talk about ending on a high note. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1622 Venue choice, Herman... That's the key 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1623 Why does everyone ignore the stairs in the other side of this mountain? 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1624 I feel as though I've hit a plateau too. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1625 I hope you brought the lyrics. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1626 You ordered a muse? 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1627 In retrospect, this was not the best location to busk. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1628 Franz! It's finished? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1629 I brought the piano duets. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1630 Wow, you really took piano playing to a whole new level! 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1631 Yes, I'm absolutely certain that the location surcharge is not included in the $49 Piano Tuning Groupon. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1632 I hear that you're seeking a lyricist. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1633 Have I arrived at a truly classical moment or just another bad yogi joke? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1634 Is this the observatory conservatory? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1635 If you get a little better, maybe they'll let you play in town. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1636 I think we’re going to have to start charging you for shipping. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1637 Well, maybe it's just that you've reached the peak of your career. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1638 The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1639 Could you please keep it down I'm trying to climb here. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1640 Do you know, "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1641 it's not the secret chord anymore, is it? thought you were soooo special didn't you? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1642 Phew, next time I'm not buying a balcony seat. 1.2925 0.04439 106 75 31 0
1643 The secret to life? Remain well composed and learn to improvise. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1644 I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t remove the echo! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1645 So, all I have to do to reach enlightenment, is go back and get you a tuning fork? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1646 UPS - "we'll deliver anything, anywhere." 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1647 Same time tomorrow for our next lesson? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1648 I'm practicing my scales. 1.2925 0.04439 106 75 31 0
1649 I brought the viola. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1650 Do you have five minutes to talk about elitism in the arts? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1651 What the FUCK are you doing here 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1652 I'm enjoying the lessons, but since you moved the commute has become quite a trek. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1653 Ah, at last, the relief yodeler and now I’m outta here! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1654 I dont know that one, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1655 No, I don't know "The Way to Nirvana", but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1656 I'm looking for a guy that called for a piano tuner. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1657 Not bad,.. but I think we should try it just a little bit higher. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1658 You play "Climb Every Mountain" with such feeling. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1659 Where's mine ? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1660 "I thought we'd end this journey to enlightenment on a high note". 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1661 How do you THINK I got the piano here? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1662 Are you any good at turning pages? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1663 Did you bring the tip jar like I asked? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1664 I don't do requests if that's why you're here 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1665 I’m sorry, we’re going with the Kilimanjaro pianist. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1666 The hermit on the other mountain wonders if you could play a little more pianissimo? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1667 Ah, now I see why you get our tuning flat rate. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1668 Your scherzo movement left me absolutely breathless! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1669 Wow, and I thought my pack was heavy. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1670 You better be the piano tuner! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1671 Play Manilow. Looks like I made it. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1672 I was hoping someone would drop by, wanting to talk, ask me to play some Strauss. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1673 Play something uplifting! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1674 So, that's how you get to Nirvana: Practice, Practice, Practice. . . 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1675 Yeah that song was fine but did you see Beyoncé at Coachella? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1676 Feeling like you've reached an artistic plateau? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1677 We're going to renegotiate my tuning fee. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1678 do you know any rolling stones ? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1679 Oh my, please don't let me interrupt ... 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1680 Free Bird? Really? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1681 The last stop on my bucket Liszt ! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1682 Excuse me, do you know "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1683 I just wish it was easier to get to these lessons. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
1684 It is a bit upscale for this area. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1685 Having the best piano does make a piano bar, location matters too. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1686 I call the piece, Climb Every Mountain. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1687 Did I leave my tuning fork? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1688 So tell me—what is the key to happiness? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1689 You called to have a piano tuned? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1690 Sorry, I couldn't find your sheet music. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1691 Oh good, I was hoping to end my hike on a high note. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1692 Actually, I’m the harpsichord tuner. Sorry for the mixup. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1693 Sorry. I thought there was an opening act. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1694 What do you mean, you don't know how to play! 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
1695 Do you know that “the hills are alive” number from the Sound of Music? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1696 There is no improving on Om. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1697 The view up here is looking grand! 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
1698 I'm seeking enlightenment and inexpensive piano lessons. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1699 I heard you playing and understand why you're here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1700 It seems the clef has gotten you in to some treble 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1701 Yes, the keys to life are ivory. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1702 I don't care how many times you call 311, I'm allowed to play between 8am and 7pm. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1703 Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1704 Hi, I'm Jake from State Farm. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1705 No wonder the Sherpas are on strike 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1706 Thirty five years I've been waiting! Let me guess! You're not the piano tuner! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1707 I was expecting Nirvana. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1708 Excuse me, can you play a little quieter? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1709 I see you're still having trouble hitting that "high" note. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1710 Thanks for coming. It's been hard to find a tuner willing to travel. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1711 The hills really ARE alive... 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1712 The answer? 'Practice, practice, practice.' 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1713 Would you like some constructive criticism? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1714 Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1715 Enlightened One, for I seek the key to ... perfect pitch. 1.2871 0.04524 101 72 29 0
1716 I'm told crescendos are your thing. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1717 Rach3 is a higher summit than K2? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1718 You played it for her, you can play it for me! Now play! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1719 Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1720 What do you mean all you know is "Chopsticks"? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1721 I knew it! The hills are alive with music. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1722 Enough with the acoustic stuff--how bout some Nirvana? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1723 I climbed every mountain...are you my dream? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1724 Maybe you should have a sign at the bottom that says "no song requests" 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1725 I hope you can read music. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1726 None of my friends will believe that I met Barry Manilow! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1727 No wonder the hills are alive... 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1728 I want to hit a high C. Just once. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1729 No, this is treble camp. Bass camp has bassoons. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1730 I heard you'd retired. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1731 Yanni? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1732 Might I request a Stairway to Heaven instead? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1733 Go down, Moses. Let the Piano go. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1734 Wow, Dad, your career really plateaued. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1735 Thank goodness...what rhymes with ‘solitude’? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1736 If you want to make any money giving piano lessons, you might try a more accessible location. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1737 We've had some noise complaints on cliff 2B. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1738 No, I don't know any Billy Joel. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1739 Did you request a piano tuner? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1740 I'm here to pick up the piano. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1741 How important would you say it is that I remembered to bring my tuning forks? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1742 Doctor John, I presume. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1743 Can you play Rockmaninoff? 1.2843 0.04488 102 73 29 0
1744 Is this Inspiration Point? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1745 You sent for a piano tuner again? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1746 How about a little "Stairway to Heaven" 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1747 Piece by piece, I suppose? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1748 They sent me to ask if you know any Elton John? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1749 You don't know The Meaning of Life? Would it help if I hum a few bars? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1750 Seven requests from the next peak for something besides 'Climb Every Mountain.' 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1751 Two tunings for enlightenment. That's my final offer. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1752 You send for a piano tuner? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1753 Shouldn't the hills be alive with the sound of music? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1754 You need to play more flats. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1755 "Do you need a vocalist? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1756 Goddamn Craigslist! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1757 aint life grand! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1758 The tuner claims he's busy, but I found a kid with a pan flute who can be here Tuesday. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1759 Glad you could make it. The second G key is a little flat. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1760 I was attracted by the silence. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1761 So they send me an alpinist. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1762 Are you obscure enough to impress my friends in Williamsburg? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1763 Can you play something enlightening? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1764 You called for a prana tuner? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1765 "The hills are alive......really? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1766 One question for our magazine sir: is it lonely at the top? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1767 Sorry, I don’t know that one. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1768 You think that was tough? Try writer's block. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1769 The key to life? There are 88. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1770 Did you get lost on the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1771 Can you play "Fùr Elise?" 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1772 Before I go, are you sure you won't play "The Girl From Ipanema"? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1773 Stop playing chopsticks! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1774 Finally, all I know how to write are duets. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1775 And now, for the descrescendo. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1776 I take it this is the piano that needs tuning? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1777 Stairway To Heaven? I don’t know. How does it go? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1778 The parts on backorder. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1779 You're ten minutes late.....again 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1780 I climbed this mountain because I had a score to settle, son. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1781 For the last time it's, "Ain't no mountain high enough." Got it? Now write it down. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1782 You're willing to trade the secret of life for the lost chord? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1783 Unquestionably,the toughest tuning job I ever had! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1784 ....so I told them "I'm sick of the stupid alphorn; send me something else". 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1785 OK, bad news. Blockbuster was closed. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1786 Jesus would like to practice his grand entrance again. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1787 Damn, I only have black keys in my repair kit. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1788 Did I miss happy hour? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1789 The student you have before me is trapped under a rock so I thought I might be able to start a little early if that's okay..... 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1790 Yeah, I take requests, but "Climb Every Mountain" better not be one of 'em. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1791 Rock on. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1792 I don’t mind... but I was a child prodigy when I made the call! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1793 Oh, I have a request alright. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1794 He says there is no second movement. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1795 They wanna know what that's from. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1796 You can come down now, Gramps. Grandma's stopped singing "Climb Every Mountain." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1797 Oh, you were yelling for help. I thought you were requesting "Help!" 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1798 Now I know the meaning of life, but how did you get the grand piano up here? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1799 Base camp is requesting "Great Balls of Fire". 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1800 Which way to the Hall of the Mountain King? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1801 No idea, Brahms left it here. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1802 They were out of fries 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1803 Satan says he’ll join the band but only if he’s on keyboard. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1804 Chariots of Fire Please.... 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1805 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1806 Could you keep it down? We're trying to sleep. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1807 Practice? Practice? Practice? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1808 I'm the piano tuner,you realize i charge for travel time as well? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1809 This is the third time I have seen this ascetic on a mountain top. This cartoon is getting old-- please find a better cartoonist. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1810 Can you turn it down? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1811 Bach off. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1812 Yah, my name is Sam. I played it again and here is where they put me. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1813 Did I miss it? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1814 It's last call at the bar. Do you want anything? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1815 Nice scale. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1816 Sorry I'm late. The last piano I tuned was really hard to reach. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1817 So this is what they meant by scaling the mountain. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1818 You took a wrong turn, but the answer is still "Practice, Practice, Practice" 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1819 Can you play me an edgy song? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1820 Bösendorfer or Steinway? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1821 A little farther please. You're still spooking the sheep. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1822 We're decomposing. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1823 I hear the view from here is grand. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1824 Oh, you've got a Steinway? I'm afraid I only tune Yamahas. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1825 How did you get the sheet music up here? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1826 What do you mean, you don't take requests? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1827 Okay, I'll play it again for you but the name is Zoltan, not Sam. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1828 Play it in the key to happiness. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1829 Wow! Who's your piano mover? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1830 You need your piano tuned ? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1831 G is not sharp enough. Can you check it out? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1832 I know ... practice, practice, practice. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1833 This next song goes out to anyone who's afraid of looking down. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1834 You….advertised….for a….page turner? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1835 Mom meant to say no aptitude, not altitude, for the piano. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1836 Welcome! You've come to the right clef. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1837 Although he had to climb every mountain, Georg von Trapp eventually discovered the reason why the hills stay alive with the sound of music. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1838 The Sherpas are complaining; it's time to tune the piano again. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1839 Amazon Prime with two-day shipping! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1840 I'm answering your ad for a sheet music page turner. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1841 Meals on Wheels, at your service. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1842 Do you know the quickest route to the summit?" "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can pick it up. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1843 So how do you pass the time up here? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1844 No Stairway to Heaven. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1845 Best crescendo I’ve ever heard. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1846 No, I don't take requests. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1847 I see what you mean about your piano skills having plateaued. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1848 When they said they'd give me the keys to heaven's gate, this isn't quite what I had imagined. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1849 Was that Stairway to Heaven? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1850 Woah! ...... Is that a steinway? Must have cost a fortune 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1851 If you're omnipotent like you said in your book, what's the problem? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1852 I'm out of time - I need the cliff notes. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1853 Sorry, your lesson was yesterday, not today! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1854 Do you know “Stairway to Heaven”? 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1855 At this point, I'll take requests. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1856 Sorry, son. This one's taken. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1857 Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1858 No, I didn't bring mine. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1859 That’s not what I meant when I said you should practice high notes. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1860 We've had a request that you move along from "Moonlight Sonata." 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1861 Please tell me you brought a stool. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1862 Am I glad to see you! You wouldn't believe how hard it has been to find a tuner. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1863 They say you are a master in the ways of attunement? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1864 I’ve come to finally master Chopsticks. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1865 At last, the promised Grand! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1866 I knew this would end on a high note. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1867 Oh, Great Sage, my quest is to learn what the pedals are for. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1868 I know you wanted to practice in peace. But the composer sent me to bring you some revisions. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1869 Hi. I’m your neighbor from the alp across the way. Your middle C is just the tiniest bit flat. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1870 Still too loud. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1871 What is the meaning of B Flat? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1872 I can carry a piano up a mountain, but I can't carry a tune in a bucket. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1873 So that's why it's called the Grand Canyon ! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1874 Sorry, but it took so long to get up here that the offer for a free tuning expired. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1875 Yes, I do know 'Stairway to Heaven.' 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1876 You call THAT ‘andante’? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1877 No, no, no! The ad specifically said "You haul"! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1878 Please, I'm begging you, no more Eagles' songs. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1879 Good question. Actually, Amazon's new drones delivered it. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1880 I asked the hostess for a seat away from the kitchen. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1881 What's your WiFi password? I think you're really going to dig Spotify. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1882 I guess you've found the lost chord, haven't you? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1883 Thanks for coming. It seems ticket prices were a little steep. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1884 Something dramatic please, I am making my final ascent. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1885 ...and the critics said I plateaued years ago! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1886 They say you should learn at least some piano before you die. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1887 Excuse me, is your 59$ TV ad-‘sign up for our introduction to meaning of life course and receive three piano lessons absolutely free’ offer still going on? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1888 It's my Unstarted Symphony. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1889 The meaning of life? I don't know that one, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1890 Oh . . . uh . . . you wanted THAT kind of G-string . . . . 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1891 Really ? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1892 Ok fine..$4500 but you pay for shipping. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1893 Maybe you just need a change in scenery 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1894 Have you changed your mind about a comeback tour? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1895 Do you know "Heart and Soul"? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1896 Excuse me, Old Wise Man. I've come to find the key to life." "There are 88 of them 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1897 I appreciate your exceptionally evocative rendition of Mussorgsky's "Night on Bare Mountain" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1898 Based on that crescendo, I can tell you didn't think I'd make it. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1899 Welcome to Bass Clef. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1900 Alas, I have no answer to your query but if you'll hum a few bars I'll fake it. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1901 If you fall, I'll play it in b flat. B flat! Get it? Nudge, nudge? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1902 They said I would find the key of life up here, but I did not expect it to be the key of G. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1903 Don't worry, I've tuned Steinways before. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1904 I eventually got your message. I'm the piano tuner. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1905 At Mt. Everest we understand that the needs of our climbers are changing. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1906 Tickling the ivories is much more satisfying when you're high. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1907 Sorry, I'm not taking requests this week. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1908 OK, one more time, from the top. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1909 "Your Middle C is way out of tune dammit". "I've been grinding my teeth all the way from basecamp". 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1910 Anyone call for a tune-up? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1911 My wife would like to hear ‘All of Me’. Can you break a twenty? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1912 I am afraid if you are looking for anything but a a solo concerto, it's the next cliff over. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1913 I've been waiting for you, Bach-packer... 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1914 I mispronounced "aria" so the travel agent wrote aerie. And here I am. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1915 I'm sure its just the acoustics.. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1916 Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1917 Well, at least I tried to make it to your recital 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1918 I didn't hire a piano tuner. 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
1919 Yeah, that's the first question I always get. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1920 Take it from the top! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1921 You don’t know me but I felt the need to climb all the way up here to tell you that your lifelong pursuit of a music career was a waste of your time. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1922 I didn't mean it literally, when I said your performance had plateaued. 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
1923 Maybe less high notes, Maestro. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1924 Congratulations. You've finally reached that high note. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1925 Hallelujah Chorus, I presume? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1926 It's me, Paul, the real estate novelist. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1927 Tuner? No, I'm the piano mover. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1928 Always end on a high note. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1929 Sorry buddy, doors open at 8pm 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1930 You may want to know how I got this up here... 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1931 I just had to know where that music was coming from! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1932 Come on, one more time: 'Climb Every Mountain...' 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1933 When I said cliff notes, that’s not what I meant 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1934 No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1935 Sorry. No one is admitted until after the first movement. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1936 Piano tuner 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1937 OK. So I climbed every mountain and forded every stream. Where's the rainbow? Don't tell me you're my dream! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1938 What happened to your bench? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1939 Play Stairway to Heaven 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1940 I'm the bass player. How do we get the instruments up? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1941 Hey, could you give me a Handel up? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1942 Are you here all week? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1943 Can you write lyrics? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1944 Do you have any requests? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1945 I'm here for the shift change. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1946 Look, after the whole Father Time forced retirement thing, what did you expect, Carnegie Hall? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1947 The villagers would like you to cut out the Coldplay. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1948 Your family wants you Bach. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1949 Practice your scales. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1950 I can see why the hills aren't alive with the sound of music anymore. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1951 Shoot. Paper. I knew there was something I forgot at the store. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1952 I guess it's official, you've peaked. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1953 You forgot the tuning fork? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1954 Wait a minute, I think I left the tuner in my car. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1955 Getting closer...Let's hear how it sounds with the piano on that other mountain again 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1956 No, I’ve never tuned a piano before. Why do you ask? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1957 Is this one of those pianos they put out for anyone to play? Can I be next? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1958 They've been wandering the desert for 40 years, are you sure you want to open with a blues tune ? 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1959 And then when I reach the final summit maybe you could do like an inspirational build up before going back into to the reprise? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1960 I have enough provisions for six more months, but this time your patrons really expect you to finish that sonata. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1961 Now you just have to play Beethoven's 32 sonatas to reach Nirvana. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1962 Uh, hey...I’m here about the craigslist ad. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1963 My travel agent promised me a suite with a view 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1964 Elevator music, nothing but elevator music. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1965 Life is an arpeggio??? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1966 Would you play "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2727 0.04499 99 72 27 0
1967 My advice. Less high notes. -- 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1968 Amazon Prime delivered the piano but they didn't say anything about your cello. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1969 Yeah...his work plateaued a while ago. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1970 You suck 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1971 *out of breath "Are you the one playing the piano?" 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1972 You can come down. The lost cord's been found. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1973 It's a little flat 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1974 Sing me your song, O Piano Man… 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1975 I was told to come here for sitar lessons. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1976 Sorry, I forgot the violin. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1977 Lemme guess: Mussorgsky. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1978 How about a little Air Supply? 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1979 Are you the hermit that called a piano tuner? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1980 Oh! So THAT'S what you meant by practicing your scaling. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1981 Fear not, I’ve come bearing autotune. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1982 It was either here or Brandon MO. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1983 The answer to your query is: "Does it really matter?" 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1984 Play WHAT again? And who's SAM? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1985 The flyer did say 'Piano tuning service- we come to you.' 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1986 Do you prefer classical or jazz? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1987 What is the meaning of riff? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1988 "Almost Heaven, West Virginia." Do you need more directions? 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1989 I’m here to face the music 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1990 Excuse me, where is the cafe that used to be here? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1991 Your shift is up. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1992 Do you have anything 50% off Liszt? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1993 The acoustics are just lovely up here! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1994 Thanks for coming. It's still out of tune. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1995 Why yes, I am a cryptozoologist. And you must be the Abominable Chopin. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1996 Now I understand why it's called the Grand Piano Canyon! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1997 YOU'RE the Piano Man? It's been you this whole time? Play me a song! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1998 Here's your stupid metronome. Forget anything else? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1999 Damn. I forgot the wire. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2000 Sorry to tell you but I forgot the tuning fork 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2001 Play it again, Samsara. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2002 Do you know, ‘Climb Every Mountain”’ in A minor? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2003 I can come back later. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2004 Who's the opener? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2005 This time I remembered my music. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2006 They're out of rye, would you take it on whole wheat? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2007 Stop playing 'My Way.' 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2008 You need a chord? I thought you needed a cord. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2009 Dad!? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2010 I’m sorry but.... You pack it in, you pack it out 1.2667 0.04687 90 66 24 0
2011 They're sorry they all laughed when you sat down to play. Seriously... 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2012 One pepperoni pizza and a tuning fork.. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2013 Thank goodness I found you. My iPod is out of juice. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2014 The hills are alive with the sound of music. Guess what? We don't need yours. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2015 I hate to bother you, but I believe you forgot to tip the movers. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2016 Please tell me you have page 7 of The Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2017 No bother at all. Only spare me the 'How do you get to Carnegie Hall' jokes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2018 I was expecting a harp 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2019 I never could hit that high note, but I’m glad you made it to the top. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2020 And you said you couldn't hit the high notes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2021 Bob Dylan? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2022 I’ve brought the lost chord! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2023 This is the pinnacle of success? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2024 Can you play Canyon in D? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2025 Can you turn it down a bit? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2026 Tuning costs'll be $100, travel cost $10, 000. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2027 So is this what they meant by reaching a peak performance! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2028 Where do you go from here is entirely dependent on how you play your own Requiem 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2029 The audience wants me to ask you to play "The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music." 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2030 Of all the mountain tops in all the towns all over the world . . . 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2031 Just hang on. We're open to the public later tonight. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2032 Greetings, I'm the tuner. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2033 Acme global piano tuners at your service. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2034 I forgot my keys again 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2035 You reqeuested a tuner? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2036 You the lady who called for a tuner with pitons? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2037 Do you want mustard on it? 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2038 Yeah, I really, really don’t do requests. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2039 Wow, that had to be hell for the piano movers! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2040 Play Freebird. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2041 It's me, Davy, who's still in the Navy. 1.2637 0.06412 91 75 8 8
2042 Oh, there you are. I'm the piano tuner. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2043 It sounds a bit flat down there. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2044 You got a long way with the piano but it appears you are stuck on this plateau. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2045 Lost chord? No, last chord, I'm here to repossess the Steinway. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2046 How does one get to Carnegie Hall from here? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2047 I came all this way for some peace and quiet... 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2048 Well, my son, 15 years of arpeggios would be a start. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2049 Can you play Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2050 I knew you were in treble. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2051 Why do they call it "Chopsticks?" 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2052 Rumor has it that you're looking for a page turner. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2053 Jake & Elwood sent me. They're putting the band back together ... 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2054 I'm the relief pianist. Sorry I'm late. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2055 So, this is bass camp? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2056 The critics are unwilling to call it your peak performance. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2057 you didn't happen to pass a tip jar on the way up, did you? 1.2637 0.06412 91 75 8 8
2058 Did you bring any sheet music I can play? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2059 Sorry to intrude. I didn’t know this cliche was under new management 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2060 Sorry we're closed. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2061 What we desperately want is ten commandments, not a piano sonata 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2062 “Listening to you lifts me to new heights”. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2063 The echoes in the valley are all out of tune. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2064 26,000 feet to hear Chopsticks? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2065 Bravo! That was a butte! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2066 They said it would be a grand view at the top 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2067 The good news is that you've been accepted at Juilliard. The bad news is that you have to bring this piano. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2068 I'm here to tune the piano. Do you have your Groupon handy? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2069 Well, at least you did it Steinway. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2070 How did I get here? How did you get that grand piano here? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2071 My Mom forced me to stay in and practice every day and it just snowballed from there 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2072 Any chance you have the Lost Chord? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2073 Please, just play 'Piano Man' one more time..." 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2074 Too bad. I'm just about to take my 10 year break. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2075 No, I dont know the meaning of life but I can play you chopsticks. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2076 I hope you brought sheet music. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2077 Nice climax 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2078 Prelude to Nirvana in G? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2079 Pretty good, but let's try that major scale one more time. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2080 Maybe a change of scenery will inspire you. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2081 The new stuff is fine, but I didn't come all this way not to hear "piano man." 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2082 I’m your replacement. Sorry I’m late! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2083 Yes, I’ve written more than Rocky Mountain High. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2084 Hold it down, will ya!? We can hear you all the way down at K2. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2085 So this is where you perform now? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2086 I was a one-hit wonder too, but I got over it. 1.2637 0.04645 91 67 24 0
2087 I'm sorry, next time tune your own piano! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2088 They told me you know heart and soul. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2089 Beethoven I presume? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2090 Play 'Piano Man'. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2091 Do you know " As Time goes By?" 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2092 Know any Marvin Gaye? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2093 Sorry to interrupt I'm here for your annual piano tuning. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2094 You're late, you'll have to come back next week. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2095 I’m Bob, your yodeler. We’ll work this out. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2096 Liberace I presume. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2097 I see I won't be getting any sound advice. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2098 Bass? We need more bass. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2099 Your Bach? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2100 I need to increase your lesson fee. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2101 No, Jeff. You can't come down until you finish your scales. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2102 Huh. I thought God played guitar. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2103 While I AM in search of harmony, I could do without the melodies. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2104 I knew you'd be here. Now let's go home. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2105 I don't care where, our roommate contract said no playing after 8 pm. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2106 Just letting you know we could tell it sucked from down there too. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2107 Stop with the Beethoven! You'll cause a damned avalanche! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2108 I'm not familiar with 'Friends in Low Places', but I do remember when rock was young. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2109 um, did you reserve this camping site? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2110 Can you play a mitzvah this Sunday? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2111 You're my agent for heaven seeks. What do you mean that 'my career has plateaued? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2112 I'm sorry, we don't do Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2113 No.. I didn’t bring a rock to hold down the sheet music. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2114 Did you bring the sheet music? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2115 Keep it down, willya! That's the third avalanche this week! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2116 Oh God so this is what you've been doing this whole time. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2117 On the plus side, you've really nailed those high notes. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2118 I don't play requests. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2119 Play 'Sweet Mystery of Life, At Last I've Found You'. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2120 Can you do Freebird? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2121 Sorry for your trouble, but I don't take requests. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2122 I climbed this mountain to practice in peace and the neighbor still asking me to keep it down?! 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
2123 No, I don't know that one. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2124 I'm from Ace Van Lines. They said you needed help moving a piano. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2125 I DID say learning it would be a journey. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2126 Bad news. Nobody cares. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2127 I heard you're in need of a piano tuning... 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2128 Play it, Sam. Play "Climb Every Mountain." You played it for her; you can play it for me. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2129 Finally. Next time I'm going with Grub hub. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2130 How did I get on top of this mountain? Practice. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2131 I need the directions to Carnegie hall 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2132 Are you OK? It looks like you’re decomposing. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2133 The hot dog cart is on the other mountain. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2134 Alexa, play the sounds of nature. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2135 Please help me, I'm falling. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2136 I thought you were done touring, Sir Elton. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2137 It seems like I can't going climbing ANYWHERE without finding an old man, doing something obscure, anymore! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2138 Do you do bar mitzvahs? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2139 What, you were expecting Nirvana? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2140 Yes, the piano is on Craig’s List but does not include shipping 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2141 You're late for your lesson! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2142 No, I don't know 'How Long It Took Me to Climb Up Here,' but hum a few bars and I'll see if I can pick it up. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2143 Can you play an't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2144 Got any toilet paper? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2145 I’m your piano tuner. Sorry, I took a wrong turn. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2146 I found the lost chord 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2147 What ever inspired you to compose a sonata called the “Cliff Notes”? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2148 I'll play whatever you want, but please, don't ask for Climb Ev'ry Mountain! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2149 I know I’m late, but please play it again, Sam. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2150 The key to life? Sure, I can play it for you. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2151 Does Julie Andrews know about you? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2152 That was a helluva major scale! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2153 You really want an encore? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2154 Hi. I’m with Resorts International... 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2155 I'm from the furniture movers. Been waiting long? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2156 Can you play me a tune from the Alpine Symphony? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2157 If you can’t tell me the meaning of life can you at least play “Like A Rolling Stone”? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2158 I'm afraid you've reached a plateau. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2159 Not bad, but the bridge needs some work. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2160 Please, stay! I'll stop playing Chopsticks, I promise. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2161 Hmm... A bit flat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2162 I miss the sound of one hand clapping. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2163 Finally, thank God. You've got one hour to tune it before the audience arrives. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2164 Oh, so it really is about the journey. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2165 the sherpas told me they could have taken me higher had I played an accordion! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2166 Your music is near heavenly, but maybe you could reach a wider audience by just writing the story of how you got that piano up here. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2167 No, Mussorgsky ... you must know it! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2168 Whatever you do, don't play me off. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2169 How'd you fit all that in a backpack? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2170 I guess you could say this is the peak of my career. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2171 Sorry but guitar lessons are two hilltops to the west. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2172 I'm sorry I am not taking requests at this time. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2173 What happened? I came as fast as I could. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2174 Ready for our second lesson are we, John? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2175 That's it? Grandiose enlightenment? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2176 Say, do you know which one of these peaks the investment fund sage is on? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2177 Hey, it’s Bill from Postmates. I’ve got your order. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2178 I just can't seem to hit the high notes. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2179 There. I've climbed every mountain. That would make you my dream. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2180 I thought there was a stairway but now I see it is only a Steinway. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2181 PETA sent me up here to rescue an old goat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2182 No, I don't take requests, and no, I don't know 'Climb Every Mountain'. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2183 Good news! - Amazon Prime has just expanded to your neighborhood! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2184 Greetings!" "I am the piano tuner; I seem to have forgotten my fork. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2185 Today we'll be doing Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. Brother Ignatius is bringing the cannon. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2186 If you’re not going to play I can really use some firewood. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2187 The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift. Just give me a hand, here. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2188 I heard you need a piano tuner! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2189 Ah, so that was the ringing in my ears. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2190 John??? John from high school??? I sat behind you in Mrs. Anthony's! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2191 'It's never a good idea to practice too loudly when your neighbours are mountaineers.' 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2192 Your mother wants to know if you've practiced for 10,000 hours yet. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2193 I forgot the sheet music. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2194 They call me the J.D. Salinger of music 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2195 I wish to live in a chord. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2196 What a grand view. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2197 I heard getting high boosts your creativity. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2198 This is the Grand Canyon??! Sweet!! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2199 The acoustics had better be good. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2200 Don't ask... my agent said it was the best venue to play while I was at "peak performance." 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2201 I had enough of one hand clapping. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2202 The camp set me to find out where that damn music was coming from 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2203 What do you mean it wasn't you playing Climb Every Mountain? 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2204 Do you know "Piano Man"? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2205 I dropped my tuning fork. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2206 You know Billy, there's no shame in retiring. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2207 I just hope you are the piano tuner. This thing sounds just awful. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2208 If you play that one again, Sam, I am going to throw you off that cliff! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2209 Do you happen to have a tuning lever? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2210 The hills are alive with the sound of... this, I guess. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2211 I was just following the Cliff Notes. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2212 I'm your piano tuner..sorry to be late but the first two did not make it... 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2213 I said can you hear me OK down there. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2214 What do you mean, "you're on a break".... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2215 "I'm here for a guitar lesson, is that on the next floor? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2216 No, a Bosendorfer is not the same as a Bechstein. I brought the wrong parts. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2217 Sorry you came such a long way, my name is Everett not Everest 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2218 It's understandable that you feel you've plateaued. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2219 I think I got it this time: “Every Good Boy Does Fine”. See you next week. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2220 Finally! Do you know “Heart and Soul”? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2221 Sorry, wrong plateau. Beyoncé is one to the right and much further up. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2222 Can't you play something a little less uplifting? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2223 You're lucky you're such a good piano teacher. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2224 I never dreamed I'd find a vintage Steinway for $500! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2225 Finally! "Heart and Soul" or "Chopsticks"? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2226 would you keep it down? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2227 Have you considered distance learning? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2228 No consultations today. I’m feeling a bit decomposed at the moment. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2229 Tuner here. Sorry I'm a little late; my GPS was down. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2230 So, you've had trouble finding a tuner? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2231 Have you considered a vow of silence? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2232 Do you take requests? Because I have two. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
2233 Play Stairway! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2234 Once more with feeling 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2235 Where's Julie Andrews? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2236 The lyric you are looking for is "I get by with a little help from friends, ooh I get high with a little help from my friends". Simple and catchy. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2237 Could you please turn it down a bit? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2238 I'm here as the attorney for the valley residents. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2239 Could you play a little quieter please? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2240 I only tune organs. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2241 I'm sorry but there was just no way I could bring the drum set 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2242 I like your high notes 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2243 It's not the actual tuning of the piano that I dread. It's just that these tuning forks are so damned heavy! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2244 You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2245 Not bad, but the pitch is a little high. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2246 You better have brought the metronome. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2247 My piece has reached its plateau. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2248 Where should I park the truck? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2249 I hope you're the tuner. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2250 My spiritual guide called and said you needed a tuner. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2251 "Meaning of Life?" Doesn't ring a bell, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2252 The meaning of life? Hum a few bars, I’ll see if I know it. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2253 I understand you're searching for the lost chord? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2254 Did you get my request? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2255 Am I too late? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2256 And on the eighth day, God reached a creative plateau. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2257 The dueling pianos are two mountains north. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2258 “So, the high C is sticking? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2259 If you hum a few bars of climb every mountain, I'll try to play it. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2260 So, you are finally here for our duet! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2261 All I'm saying is you could've helped a little. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2262 They call me the "Clef-Hanger". But, you can call me, Steve. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2263 I hope you have some songs in your backpack -- I can't get sheet music delivered up here. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2264 DID YOU CALL TO HAVE YOUR PIANO TUNED? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2265 You made it! Now it's your turn. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2266 Im sorry but we just don't do Steinways. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2267 So you DON'T do requests? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2268 Whew, trying to find a close parking spot was really hard. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2269 Let me guess, Heaven and Earth Moving Company? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2270 When they told me that the Piano Man was at the top, I was expecting Billy Joel. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2271 I assume you saw the poster. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2272 Hey, you're littering. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2273 If you're the tuner, I want you to know I don't pay extra for travel. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2274 And I thought they called it grand because of the view! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2275 The rest of the band was wondering: When did you decide to go solo? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2276 I'll tell you right now , the altitude will affect the tuning. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2277 Could you keep it down up here? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2278 Finally! The upper range is a little out of tune, the damper pedal sticks, and the voicing is off. Oh, and did you remember the breath mints? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2279 And you think your backpack is heavy... 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2280 I thought I heard music! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2281 I'm sorry, a piano bar is not my idea of heaven. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2282 Good thing you dont play a wind instrument. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2283 Please sir..... Handel’s Water Music. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2284 Did you call for a piano tuner? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2285 Are you the guy who sent for a piano tuner? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2286 I realize your tuning appointment window was from 1987 to 2017, but the traffic was terrible. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2287 Maybe something other than the theme to Jaws would be appropriate? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2288 I'm here for my piano lesson. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2289 Bach, is it you? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2290 Are you dreaming? Well, let me ask you, did you climb EVERY mountain? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2291 Could you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2292 Everyone agreed you need a tune. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2293 " There was a restaurant here a few weeks ago". 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2294 Ready for your lesson? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2295 I am not your father; but can you tune a piano? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2296 You the guy needing a piano tuned? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2297 I've come to hear your peak performance tonight. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2298 Hello, I am from the peak next door. Do you mind keeping it down? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2299 No, not that one. The other one. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2300 Sorry, I've just got a harmonica. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2301 Was it a major scale? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2302 Too many high notes. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2303 Dont play it again Sam. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2304 Muse??? You’ve got to be kidding! The message I was given was you wanted NEWS. I’m from the Daily Chronicle. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2305 I wanted to achieve a peak performance, but seems like I’ve been waiting decades for you to come tune the darn thing. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2306 So, what's the key of life? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2307 God does not play dice. He is a piano man. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2308 Are you the piano tuner from Kathmandu? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2309 Is middle C the key to life? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2310 You say its out of tune. Grand! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2311 I thought I heard some Mussorgsky up here. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2312 "Climb every mountain, again?" Isn't there another song I could play for you? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2313 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in... 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2314 I could hear the wobbly B flat from base camp! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2315 How long have you been decomposing? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2316 Yes son, you best b sharp, lest you b flat. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2317 Seriously? It's after 10pm! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2318 At last! I've come to deliver your streaming revenue. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2319 Next time there’ll be a travel surcharge to tune the piano. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2320 I decided the commandments needed a sing-along. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2321 As your publicist, I think it's time to admit that prolonged exposure to solitude and altitude has not overcome your "Composer's Block". 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2322 They are not budging, the Tetons want their piano back 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2323 Do you know, " I'm sitting on top of the world? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2324 You're really hitting the high notes 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2325 I suggest you read the small print in your Amazon Prime agreement. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2326 People are complaining that the hills aren’t so alive anymore 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2327 Are you the guy at 226 Himalayan Way who wanted a piano tuner? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2328 They said you are searching for the lost cord. You may find it a bit lower down. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2329 You missed the recital. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2330 Have you practiced for your lesson this week? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2331 My way - or the Steinway. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2332 They sent me up to tell you to stop playing Heart and Soul. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2333 Please tell me you're a piano tuner. I can't play a single chord of "Misty" anymore. Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2334 Believe me, reaching a plateau, isn't all that it's cracked up to be. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2335 Thank God you're here, the F key is out of tune. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2336 Yes, you've reached the heights of my creativity. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2337 It's a butte! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2338 Kathmandu wants you to keep it down up here. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2339 Don't tell me: You've been trying to master this piece 'because it was there.' 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2340 Did you bring the drum machine? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2341 Do you know up up and away?? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2342 You schedule a tuning for today? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2343 I found the lost chord 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2344 Yes! I've got the words! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2345 It was at that point he knew his piano playing skills had plateaued. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2346 Sorry, I don't know "Misty 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2347 Still trying to play Beethoven? Me too. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2348 Welcome Bach. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2349 Moses! He said “Part the Red Sea” not “Play it in C!” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2350 Wow.., what a way to ruin a person's sense of accomplishment.. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2351 You’ve got a grand view at least. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2352 I hope you're not working for tips. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2353 The rest of your fans weren't able to make it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2354 Sorry, I don't know Free Bird. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2355 Show-off. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2356 Mom said you'd be here. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2357 So this is where department store pianists went after the nineties. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2358 Now you're flat, but there's a mountain in the next range that I think is the perfect pitch. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2359 You're finally here. It's so hard to find a piano tuner these days. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2360 Could you please keep the noise down a bit? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2361 What do you mean the Jazz Trio is on the next mountain top?? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2362 On second thought, I'd rather have the piano on the ground floor. Would you mind taking it down for me? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2363 Take a number. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2364 "Meaning of life?" No clue. "Key to life?" I'm your guy. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2365 My apologies but I was delayed at a lower altitude by a string quartet! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2366 Can you turn it down? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2367 Congratulations. You've reached the Classical Age of Enlightenment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2368 Mom says dinner's getting cold... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2369 How have you never heard of it? It's a pretty famous Marvin Gaye song. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2370 The hills are alive with the sound of you being flat. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2371 Could you keep playing while I climb down, just for dramatic effect. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2372 How about Piano Man? 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
2373 I suppose it would be out of the question to ask if you just happened to have a tuning fork? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2374 So where do you draw inspiration from? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2375 Mom says come home and give techno another try. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2376 The village is bored with classical - they want contemporary jazz. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2377 I'm sorry. I just sold this one two minutes ago. Would you care to browse our sandal clearance section instead? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2378 Well you used to rock, but it feels like your career's plateaued. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2379 Did I miss my cue? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2380 Schoerder, you have aged well and your piano has really grown! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2381 No I don't know "Rocky Mountain High," but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2382 A lovely composition but the end left me hangin 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2383 Is there an encore? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2384 The piece has a nice melody but could use more atmosphere. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2385 I couldn't find you on Spotify. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2386 I'm sorry, your ticket was only good for yesterday's performance. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2387 Enough classical! Play On Top of Old Smokey. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2388 Chopsticks? That's all you've got? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2389 Good news: we found the lost chord .... the bad news, it’s now owned by Facebook. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2390 I was told you have the key 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2391 I hear you're looking for a lyricist. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2392 Play something I can yodel 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2393 I can pay you in exposure. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2394 Scale it again, Sam! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2395 Do you know how much I paid for this on Ticketmaster? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2396 You're a little flat. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2397 anyway, here's wonderwall 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2398 What key? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2399 It's a longer way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2400 Next time you'll have to tune it yourself. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2401 So, there aren't eighty-eight keys to happiness? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2402 I left my tuning fork at basecamp 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2403 I need to talk about our weekly lessons. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2404 Quite a journey. How long since the last tune-up? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2405 Dr. Beethoven I presume... 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
2406 Long time, no "c". 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2407 I hate to complain about your music, but every time you play a pianissimo, I have to climb up here to hear you. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2408 I'll take it from here. "Unfinished" is not an option. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2409 You REALLY don't take requests?? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2410 The tuner ran off with the sherpa. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2411 Do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2412 Do you mind keeping it down? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2413 Still having trouble with those high notes? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2414 I hate to introduce myself like this, but I'm from the village over there. You mind keeping the noise down in the mornings? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2415 Steinway or Yamaha? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2416 Oh good, I just used my last hammerklavier. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2417 So, you’re telling me that ‘free solo’ is not just climbing without ropes, but, in fact, an actual free solo? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2418 That's what I call a solo. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2419 I've got one free hand. Do you want to hear it clapping? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2420 You really should try playing lower. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2421 You're just in time. Daniel's traveling tonight on a plane. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2422 I only play rock music. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2423 Funny, I thought I was hearing piano music because I was getting close to heaven. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2424 Colonel Von Trapp, how DO you solve a problem like Maria? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2425 Wow. your musical career has really plateaued. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2426 Whew! This is one Grand view! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2427 My ex-girlfriend gave me a Groupon for beginner piano lessons...is that still valid? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2428 Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2429 I could use a whole rest right about now. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2430 You'll learn fast; it's less dense here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2431 I'm the only one who signed up for the ultimate cross-fit? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2432 Before I ask for advice, please tell me you numbered the pages. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2433 Welp, there truly ain't no mountain high enough. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2434 But all YOU had to remember was the key to open the lid on the keyboard 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2435 You're the most qualified candidate available, so he'll ban nearby fracking if you'll take over the EPA. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2436 I can't wait for drone delivery! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2437 Would you play a few bars of "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2438 So, are lessons a two for one deal? 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
2439 Do I look like a piano tuner? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2440 Nice shoes, how did you get them up here? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2441 Heavenly music isn't real? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2442 Do you take requests? I'd like to end on a high note. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2443 Do you know if there is shelter up here?" "I'm not sure, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2444 You don’t really care for music, do ya? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2445 I’m with “Any God Forsaken Place on Earth Piano Tuners”. Now give me a chord in G minor while I sob uncontrollably. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2446 Dad, if you would just consider getting the upright I think she would take you back 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2447 Oh, hey Bill. Why the long face, the altitude giving you treble? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2448 The last mountain to scale is stage fright. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2449 The neighborhood association sent me. You've really got to keep it down. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2450 Let me guess, Siri took over your old job. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2451 Next time you need your piano tuned call somebody else! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2452 My wife is around the corner. Can you play 'She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain?' 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2453 Listen, I know we’re called Upstate Piano Tuning but this is ridiculous! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2454 Can you play "Aint No Mountain High Enough" in D Major? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2455 I know you are taking a break from social media to finish your opus, but your high school friend, Sam, really wanted you to see his new lawn mower. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2456 Treble clef? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2457 Any chance you have the WiFi password? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2458 I'm sorry. We have seven other requests before yours. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2459 This is the last batch of scores for your Unfinished Symphony, just FYI. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2460 The critics really slammed me after the last couple of avalanches. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2461 You're late. You missed my peak performance. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2462 Sorry buddy. I've already hit the highest note. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2463 Is this the famous Stein Way? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2464 Stuck? I've reached a plateau! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2465 The rest of the orchestra is stuck in traffic. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2466 I've been waiting so long, anyway the acoustics are terrible. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2467 Debussy right now? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2468 Welcome to purgatory... 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2469 What -- you want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2470 Didn’t you get my note? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2471 Know any show tunes? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2472 Will you tune that damned middle-C already? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2473 Can you direct me to the Clavichord Class? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2474 Sorry, but Mohammad is two mountains over. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2475 Ok, how about Melancholy Baby? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2476 Speaking for the village down in the valley, please either stop plinking away after nine at night or take lessons. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2477 The key to life is 'G'. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2478 Oh no! Did I miss the overture again? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2479 Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2480 Never found the key? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2481 Do you have the time? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2482 This isn't what I envisioned my peak performance to be. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2483 Yeah, sorry.... the gurus down the way wondered if you could keep it down a bit? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2484 What happened to the guy who used to yodel up here? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2485 'Climb Every Mountain' yet? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2486 I’m the piano tuner you called for. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2487 So I heard you need a piano tuner? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2488 And I thought going to see you in the Hamptons was a hassle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2489 Don't ask ME to carry that damn thing down!!! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2490 Melan...”(wheeze) “choly...” (wheeze) “baby...? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2491 Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "The tuna. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2492 Your middle C is a touch flat. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2493 Can I turn on, tune in and drop out with you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2494 Now that you know the true meaning of a major scale, you may progress to playing one. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2495 I'm back. Still couldn't find any of our friends who would help move the piano. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2496 "I can see that you absolutely hold the keys to enlightenment! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2497 The people down in the valley are asking you to ditch the serialism. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2498 Have I missed anything? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2499 I heard your work on the internet, and I just wanted to say I didn’t like it. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2500 Why not just name it “Unfinished”? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2501 I'm from the elevator company. We have a proposition. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2502 You’re telling me it’s unwise to overpack? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2503 Just as I tweeted, the view is simply grand. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2504 You're not Elton John! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2505 What do you mean, it's not out of tune? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2506 Dad requested I play "Far, Far Away." I sure showed him. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2507 I heard you do a wonderful rendition of "I'm a Believer." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2508 When does the bar open? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2509 Honestly, some people will do anything for attention. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2510 When you said your music had hit a plateau, I was not expecting this. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2511 Do you know any other songs? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2512 A page-turning cliff-hanger. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2513 Climb EVERY mountain? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2514 Wow! Everything here really is Grand 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2515 It’s an easy scale. Tough taking it back down, though. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2516 I’m here for the piano lessons. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2517 Is this the Tip Top lounge? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2518 You wouldn't happen to be a piano tuner, would you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2519 Sorry Brian, the concert hall needs its piano back tomorrow. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2520 So, is it PEEanist or peeANNist? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2521 I am going to have my trail mix. Can you play a little light dinner music? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2522 So, you're telling me there's an app for this now? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2523 You here to tune? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2524 God, we get it already! Anyone can pick up the piano at an advanced age. Now cut that racket out. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2525 You're 42 years late for your piano lesson, Jeffrey. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2526 Finely. The tuning fork has arrived. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2527 What is the meaning of Chopin's etudes? I thought you'd never come. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2528 How about a rendition of "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2529 Is it 9 o'clock on a Saturday? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2530 At least tell me you know how to play "We are the Champions" 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2531 Nope. Sorry. No bench. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2532 You look like the man who can tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2533 Chopsticks? Really? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2534 So the sound of one hand clapping just doesn’t cut it, does it? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2535 The donor wants to know whether he’ll get to hear his symphony in this world or the next? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2536 "Sure, I can play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"' 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2537 Did you say you could teach me to scale or two scales? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2538 Yup, I have my cello on my back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2539 Aw, no...what happened to the restaurant? I was just here last year! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2540 Practice, practice, practice...and a flat rate moving company. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2541 I thought I would take music to new heights. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2542 How do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2543 Are you here for the rock concert? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2544 Would you believe I forgot my piano tuning equipment? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2545 Bill, I believe this is killing me. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2546 Is this the 'Sound of Music' auditions ? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2547 I do take requests, but I don't like that song. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2548 Would have been easier to catch me at the Garden. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2549 I'm on the top of the world, sitting on a rainbow- come on, play! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2550 Better to go Ford Every Stream ! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2551 I don't do requests. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2552 How 'bout Melancholy Baby? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2553 If you came to me to put bread in my jar and ask what am I doing here, it is a long story. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2554 Excuse me, is this the Peak of Your Career? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2555 Base Camp One is wondering if you could play a little quieter. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2556 No you can't change the lyrics. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2557 Wait'll I tell the guys where I found you. What a night. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2558 You better C sharp or you'll B flat! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2559 Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2560 Unless you have a candelabra in that backpack, you wasted your time. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2561 Is that really the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2562 Finally! I've been waiting for a page turner for eighty-seven years. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2563 I'm sorry, I only know 'Chopsticks' 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2564 Suzuki? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2565 What sort of a duet? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2566 I heard you take requests. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2567 No one cares if it's unfinished. Just give me whatever you have of the symphony. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2568 If you can pay to move it, it’s yours for free. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2569 How about a little Hoagy Carmichael? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2570 Did I miss it? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2571 That was fun! For the way down, would you play 'Night On Bald Mountain'? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2572 Try another mountain, this one's taken. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2573 Pack it in, pack it out, buddy. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2574 Leon! We've been looking everywhere for you! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2575 Please just stop playing “Wind Beneath My Wings!” 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2576 I've been duped. This isn't Bald Mountain. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2577 Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2578 So this is where the sounds of music come from!!! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2579 Were the hills once alive with the sound of music? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2580 What is the meaning of B Flat? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2581 Excuse me, but would you play "Ain't Misbehavin'?" 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2582 Hey, cheer up! It's not the end of the world...is it? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2583 You played it for her, now play it for me. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2584 Oh sorry, I thought this was the Yo-Yo Matterhorn 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2585 No, I’m not surprised. I’m used to scales. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2586 I've been practicing for years and now you're telling me this isn't Carnegie Hall? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2587 Please! I am right underneath you . Could you please keep it down? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2588 So this is why people say it's easier to play the guitar. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2589 The village people sent me to check if you know any other tunes...? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2590 You don't happen to have a tuning fork? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2591 Herr Mahler? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2592 I forgot my tuning fork. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2593 I have a ticket for the evening performance. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2594 Oh sorry, thought I heard a condor's mating call. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2595 I'm here for the muse job you advertised in 1990. Just curious: the 'message in a bottle' thing--that's not how you mail out paychecks too, is it? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2596 Beautifully executed, but I was asking about the real edelweiss. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2597 I'm a sex tourist here to see the world's oldest, tallest... oh darn it. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2598 Am I too late for your piano solo? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2599 Don't you know anything besides "The Grand Canyon Suite" ? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2600 Why'd you leave me stranded on a high note? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2601 So this is why they call it the Grand Canyon . . . 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2602 You've risen to the highest stage. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2603 Was that you in the elevator? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2604 Am I too late for the matinee? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2605 Just so we're clear—I won't take a personal check for tuning your piano. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2606 You call about a loose pedal? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2607 You called for the piano tuner? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2608 Your Amazon Prime shipment of pens and paper have arrived. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2609 'Play something airy' 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2610 It strikes a chord. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2611 I told you, altitude will affect the tuning 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2612 You're on in 5,000 feet. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2613 Does the price include free delivery? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2614 I forgot to mention that we also need some tea and new recycling bin. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2615 Are you the piano tuner or the chiropractor? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2616 No wonder it's out of tune. It's drafty as hell up here. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2617 God??! Gosh darn, you're not done yet? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2618 You're the source of all those Barry Manilow jingles? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2619 They were out of almond milk 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2620 If you're taking requests, Mr. Joel, could you play "Piano Man"? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2621 Sorry, standing room only. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2622 I would've been here to repair your piano sooner, but it wasn't as flat as I thought it'd be. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2623 I am your new agent. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2624 I didn’t think it would actually take you forty years! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2625 Oh wise one, answer me : will I ever score? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2626 I don’t take requests. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2627 I heard there was a secret chord. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2628 ‘Stairway to Heaven?’ Seriously? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2629 Hmmmm.... no, We've had no gong meditations here for at least the last 30 years 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2630 Stuck on the intermesa? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2631 The agency sent me to tune your guitar. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2632 I am here to tell you your warranty has expired and you’ll have to tune the piano yourself 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2633 My musical talents have peaked. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2634 Enough with the marches. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2635 God, it’s a little off pitch. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2636 Sorry but I thought heaven would be way cooler than this 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2637 The monks across the valley sent me to tune your piano. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2638 It's not an anoxic Fantasia, the hills ARE ALIVE! With the sound of music!! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2639 I just can't keep coming up here to tune it up period. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2640 What?! Do I look like a piano tuner? No, I’m the barber. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2641 These hills are NOT alive with the sound of music. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2642 So the meaning of life is a toe-tapping medley of show tunes? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2643 Ok, I finished another scale when do the piano lessons begin? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2644 Thank you, I'll be here all week. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2645 No, I’m an art critic. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2646 Do you know ‘Stay Alive’ from ‘Hamilton’? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2647 Can you play “ Somewhere over the rainbow”? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2648 Excuse me, which way to the wind instruments? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2649 So, now i know why my Amazon Prime membership is gonna be hiked by $20 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2650 That was a long solo! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2651 Oh damn, I think I forgot the tuning forks. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2652 We're ready to leave Egypt whenever you are Moses. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2653 So I heard you offer lessons for free 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2654 I’m here for my lesson. And the meaning of Life. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2655 This is not the fastest way to Carnegie Hall, I'm gathering. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2656 Would a little Stairway to Heaven been so hard? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2657 If you want to play for an audience, the next mountain over has a restaurant. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2658 I heard you needed a page-turner. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2659 Do you know, I've Got A Feeling I'm Falling ? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2660 What is the meaning of leitmotif? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2661 I have your harmonica. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2662 Good acoustics 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2663 Is it intermission already? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2664 Its easier to hit the high notes up here. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2665 Got anything besides rock music? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2666 Never fear. I'm here, your lyricist. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2667 Maestro, I think you've plateaued 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2668 You're booked for two weeks at a Holiday Inn in Alabama. It's not much, but it's a start. Now let's go get you a suit. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2669 I'm an attorney with ASCAP, we're filing for infringement. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2670 This tuning's going to cost you extra. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2671 "The Meaning Of Life"? Not sure I know that one. Could you hum a few bars? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2672 Do you know “Edelweiss”? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2673 I hope you have a pencil. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2674 Yeah man, keep going. You probably don't want to hear what's going on here. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2675 So your telling me these hills are not alive ? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2676 It's George from Alpine Piano Service, sir. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2677 If I did play requests, the song"Ain't no mountain high enough," would not be one of them. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2678 Is it finished? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2679 Nope, you can still play like no one is listening. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2680 You must be the tuner. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2681 If you play "My Way," I'm leaving. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2682 How much longer are you gonna sulk up here, Elton? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2683 Don't even try to tell me your pack is heavy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2684 Wisdom? Never choose the cut-rate mover. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2685 "May I request Jackie Wilson's 'Higher and Higher'? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2686 Okay, "Life is like a piano." Now tell me something I don't know. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2687 Practice! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2688 Amadeus? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2689 What is the meaning of riff? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2690 I'm following the "Stein - Way... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2691 I don't like that song either. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2692 Guru, I don't care if they are the keys to life, this is your last free re-tune. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2693 Heart and Soul...? No, but I have memorized all the lyrics to Hamilton. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2694 They say he's spent a lifetime searching for harmony 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2695 I thought this was the rooftop dining palace 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2696 This mountain ain't high enough. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2697 Sorry, but I think you scaled the wrong flat-teau. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2698 Sorry, I'm a seeker, not a tuner. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2699 I appreciate the struggling artist thing, but I’ve got a Boy Scout troupe with tents. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2700 Can you keep it down? Don't make us call the cops. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2701 I've heard you only play the hugh notes 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2702 Dad!? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2703 My next piece will be "Climb Every Mountain." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2704 No, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2705 Mr. Piano Man, I presume? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2706 Could you play just a little quieter? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2707 Can you play that one song? You know, the one that goes like duh duh duh bah duh bah duh duh? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2708 Have you tried “B natural”? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2709 Night on Bald Mountain? Could you hum a few bars? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2710 Sorry, I don't know 'Can You Tell Me the Secret to True Happiness'. Could you hum a few bars? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2711 They want to know if you can play something besides gospel? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2712 There's more scaling? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2713 Wow, this is grand! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2714 B Flat is sticking again. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2715 Do you play requests? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2716 Are you taking requests? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2717 ‘I just hope this will end on a happy note!’ 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2718 Only a backpack? Pussy. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2719 Is this a plateau?” “No, it’s pronounced pi-an-o. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2720 I was wondering if you could play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" for my wife... 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2721 I climbed all the way up here for a life lesson, not a piano lesson! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2722 Don't tell me -- you were expecting the hills to be alive with the sound of music. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2723 hi... I am the piano tuner... sorry to keep you waiting... 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2724 I don't know "Climb every mountain." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2725 My Uber's waiting, so make it quick. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2726 Play 'Misty" for me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2727 I bring apologies from the piano tuner. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2728 Timmy, you're late for your lesson 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2729 You sent for a tuner? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2730 Play it again, Sherpa. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2731 Time for you to come on home, Alice. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2732 If you were my real friend, you would help me move this giant piano. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2733 How about ‘I’ve Got Friends in Low Places’? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2734 Huh...God plays on a Black piano.. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2735 I thought the Mountain King lived in a hall? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2736 Can we do a one hour lesson every two weeks instead of 30 minutes weekly? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2737 I’m searching for the key to my life... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2738 I thought for sure I got the address wrong for the free tuning. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2739 I am your 3:00 lesson. Sorry I am a little late. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2740 Finally. I can only make love to my tonic and gin so many times. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2741 No wonder lessons are only 2 bucks an hour. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2742 Who told you I take requests? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2743 Seven thousand feet and that's your request? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2744 You called for a lyricist? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2745 This requiem is sure to kill me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2746 Damn! I knew I should have brought sheet music. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2747 But the ad said today! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2748 Can you play Piano Man? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2749 Yes, I’m the @realPianoMan ! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2750 Gimme a song, you're the piano man. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2751 Very good. Now, take it from the top. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2752 Your agent's on the phone... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2753 Nice try, but it’s not Nirvana. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2754 So that's why they're called the Grand Tetons! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2755 It's completely out of tune up here. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2756 No, but if you sing a few lines I can fake it. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2757 At last, the Seventh Sonata. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2758 I came up the Steinway 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2759 - Hi Dude. K2 ? - Nope, K 466. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2760 Of all the gin joints and mountaintops . . . 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2761 No, I didn't bring a tuning fork. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2762 Are you really saying that the show ended just five minutes ago? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2763 I forgot my tuning fork. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2764 Your tuner has arrived 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2765 I told you those piano lessons would pay off eventually. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2766 I agree... a keyboard just doesn't have the same presence. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2767 Wait no longer, I have finally brought you the missing sheets! 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2768 I know, but where would I have plugged in an electric keyboard? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2769 You know what, no one likes taking lessons. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2770 Hang on, I've got the organ. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2771 Gimme a little climbing music, would ya? Something upbeat, not too intense. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2772 it was okay.... but I expected it to be more elevating.... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2773 Carnegie Hall said to keep practicing. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2774 I charge one hundred dollars an hour, including travel time. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2775 It ain’t no ‘Stairway To Heaven’. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2776 This must be bass camp. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2777 I sure hope you're the piano tuner. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2778 We already did this gag, but it was a restaurant. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2779 It's about time I got a page turner. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2780 Do you take questions or requests? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2781 I'm sorry, you can't be seated until the first intermission. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2782 The answer is chopsticks? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2783 Again, from the top. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2784 I hope you've got a tuning fork in there. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2785 I forgot my tuning fork, I'll be back next year 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2786 There's no money in vinyl, can I interest you in a streaming contract? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2787 He says forget setting them to music. No one is obeying them anyway. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2788 Oh God! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2789 Mr. Horowitz, I presume? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2790 I'm the rocket man. And, yes, it's been a long long time. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2791 Sorry Sir, I'm no longer taking requests. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2792 Yeah, it was a typo. They meant to say “raise the score’s attitude”. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2793 Wait...you're not Led Zeppelin. How am I supposed to get to Heaven now? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2794 I didn't know hermits played show tunes. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2795 Apologies, didn't mean to interrupt your composition of "The Ten Commandments -The Musical" 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2796 Let's face it, every good boy deserves favor. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2797 I'm starting with major scales. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2798 Can you play “How high the mountain?” 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2799 So sorry! I forgot to bring the sheet music. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2800 Could I have a B-flat? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2801 You write the lyrics, I’ll do the music 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2802 You want the truth? Truth is that I would have left a long time ago but I can't find a mover for my piano. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2803 There's no career here, you're just at the pinnacle. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2804 I wish I could tell you something that will strike a chord, but the atmosphere's not quite right for it. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2805 Man! Your music really soars. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2806 Where's your tip jar? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2807 Do you know "Honky Tonk Women?" 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2808 Sure it was heavy, but to be fair it's only a baby grand. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2809 Lessons are $4.00 an hour. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2810 "The meaning of life?"....I don't think I know that one. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2811 I saw Page One down there. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2812 They told me this was how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2813 I heard you could recommend a mover. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2814 Practice is over, come back tomorrow 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2815 This is not how you get to Carnegie Hall. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2816 You just can’t imagine how long it’s taken to get a piano tuner up here! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2817 It’s a baby Grand Canyon 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2818 I’m searching for an abominable pianist they call Big Hand. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2819 Oh no no no I specifically requested a female soloist 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2820 I am going to charge you travel time in addition to tuning your piano. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2821 Forget your vision; you wanna get women crawling up here? Be a big boy, fake a happy smile, and write a freakin love song. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2822 Is the kitchen still open? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2823 Unfinished? Now you tell me! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2824 Alp Horn? Oh, that's up on the next ledge. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2825 What do you mean I still have to ford streams and follow rainbows? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2826 All this time I thought Elder John was a typo. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2827 Will you end on a high note? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2828 Play it again, Sam? Son, he hasn’t been here for years. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2829 I know, Scriabin is a killer. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2830 I’m waiting for the encore. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2831 Can you turn down the echo a bit? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2832 I know that it's me you've been coming to see, to forget about life for a while. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2833 So now you know why that symphony is still unfinished! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2834 Did you call for a piano tuner Mr. Joel? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2835 Good news! I'm a piano tuner and have my tools with me. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2836 No, no, I said play at a higher key. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2837 The movers say they want a damage waiver. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2838 Mr Hamlisch is off today. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2839 Could you play something a little less ominous? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2840 Sure I'll tune it, but like I said last month, you should put it inside... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2841 ZZ Top? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2842 You said you wanted to hear Night on Bald Mountain. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2843 What took you so long? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2844 Excuse me, I think I lost my keys... 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2845 They sent me up to tell you if you keep playing this loud, the piano will beat you down the mountain 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2846 So tell the truth: How many notes are supposed to be in a Mozart divertimento? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2847 So would you play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" for me? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2848 "Do you know the Meaning of Life in B flat? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2849 Hey I'm your downstairs neighbor. Mind keeping it down up here? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2850 Will you please learn to play something other that “Chopsticks”. You are driving us all crazy down there. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2851 Are you in harmony yet? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2852 The concert was last night...and you're on the wrong line! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2853 Sorry, you will have to reschedule your tuning appointment, I dropped my tools on the way up. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2854 Can you keep it down up there. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2855 I was told you'd relieve me ten years ago! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2856 Sorry, I don't play requests. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2857 Good morning sir. I'm the piano mover. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2858 They say music can take you to another place, but they don’t say anything about it bringing you back. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2859 Oh crap, I left the sheet music on the dash... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2860 Of course not! When the ad said, "Heart and Soul Required," I didn't know you were referring to sheet music. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2861 I'm here to let you know the piano tuner is going to be late. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2862 I know it's time to face the music. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2863 There must be a misunderstanding. I said I was in search of the lost gourd. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2864 Just one more payment and its yours. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2865 Are you the piano movers? I'd like to speak to your manager about my wait time, please. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2866 Words of wisdom? Sorry, I'm just the piano tuner. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2867 I thought I smelled someone de-composing! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2868 The Von Trapp's sent me to fetch you. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2869 You're too late, the last chord has been struck. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2870 Sorry Ted, conductor says you're still not playing high enough. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2871 Ground Support to Major C 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2872 Don't ask me -- I've still to reach the pinnacle of my career. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2873 Can you play "The Meaning of Life"? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2874 You didn’t actually think the Steinway to Heaven was for sale, did you? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2875 Are you available for search parties? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2876 He's out. Can I take a message? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2877 Grand PIANO?? I thought I was in the Grand CANYON!!! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2878 Why only one ticket? 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2879 Looking for a singer? 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2880 You've just been nominated as Secretary of State. OK? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2881 American Idol says they need a demo tape. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2882 Hey, aren't you the same guy who was in this panel a few months ago, and you were running a mountaintop restaurant? Is that cosmic, or what! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2883 As your page turner I would never abandon you at the peak of your career. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2884 You really want us to do a duet of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2885 I seek the meaning of Liszt. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2886 First time I get a good seat for the show 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2887 Strauss's Alpine Symphony? No I don't have the music. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2888 Are you done? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2889 I’m on a quest to find the highest note. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2890 Hum a few bars and I'll play it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2891 Can you give me the number of your moving guy? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2892 You must be the piano tuner? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2893 What are they keys to life? It can't all be black and white? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2894 It's about time. She's been out of tune for eons. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2895 I thought the concert starts at 7, there are about 40 hikers behind me? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2896 I hope you're bringing the stool! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2897 You missed the recital. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2898 Definitely ending this hike on a high note! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2899 Nope, sorry. I no longer do "Take Five." 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2900 It's hard for the fat lady to sing when there's no music 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2901 Just One More Time, Sam? For Old Times’ Sake! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2902 Don't look so surprised, kid. You may know him as Skippy the Party Clown, but to us he's Frank Fontone, Detective Frank Fontone. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2903 Yes, I can play bass. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2904 Is this the hall of the Mountain King? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2905 They weren't kidding when they said the view was grand! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2906 Yeah, I know, 'the hills are alive with the sound of music', but this is really taking things too far. Keep it down, please - I'm trying to work on my cliff-hanger. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2907 They told me if I practiced every day I'd rise to new musical heights. I didn't think they meant this! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2908 Victor Borge, I presume? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2909 Hey! Can you keep it down? I have an early morning shift tomorrow. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2910 I'm here to tune your piano but I have much loftier aspirations. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2911 Yes, your piano tuner is finally here. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2912 Yo! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2913 I hope you remembered to bring the music 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2914 Hi,can you just go get me another sheet of music? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2915 I want to talk with you about the Second Movement..... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2916 So.... life seems to be going well for Karen. She just started dating Brian. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2917 Sent for you yesterday. Here you come today. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2918 Is this the Peak of Creativity? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2919 I climbed up her because I am shocked, shocked, that you are playing it again, Sam! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2920 Can you tell me the key to life? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2921 Do you know “Alone Again, Naturally”? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2922 This isn't what I meant when I said you needed a platform. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2923 Look buddy, what you do on your time is your business, but my wife is a light sleeper and we can hear you all the way over at Finnigan’s Pass. Do you mind keeping it down after 9PM? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2924 You won’t believe who I met atop the last mountain. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2925 I know I’m just a Sherpa. But next time, how about I write the music and you carry up the piano? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2926 Dang! I forgot my piano tuning back-pack. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2927 Relax, it’s the 7th day. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2928 What do you mean, the karma isn't right for playing my request? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2929 Hi , when is your next preformance 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2930 Your teacher called. He has to cancel again. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2931 Your neighbors are complaining about the noise. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2932 Our HOA has a noise ordinance. Keep it down. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2933 OK, Mr. Joel, the Carlyle was booked, but I got you two weeks at the St. Moritz. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2934 OK, I understand you don't take requests- but would a few bars of "Chariots of Fire" kill you? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2935 No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2936 I'm waiting for inspiration. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2937 You just missed request hour. Come back tomorrow? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2938 Okay, let me get this straight? Turkey Reuben on wheat, hold the pickles, and get you and your piano off this god-forsaken mountain? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2939 Why? To be a top destination on European grand tours. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2940 I always wanted a space big enough for a grand piano 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2941 I'm a first time visitor, long time listener. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2942 A major scale and the Baroque composer. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2943 How about something uplifting? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2944 I was hoping for a sitar. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2945 Greetings, Mr. Gould, I've brought the space heater you requested. NOW are conditions finally perfect? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2946 Excuse me. Is this Pachelbel’s Canyon?” “Indeed. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2947 Well, I was really looking to buy a baby grand. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2948 I know you have come a long way, but I don't do requests. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2949 what would you like to hear? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2950 Could you spare some chords? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2951 Stuck too? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2952 Wow. Are those Chacos or Tevas? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2953 So how does this clef-hanger end? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2954 I’d ask how you carry a tune up here, but I bet you've heard that a thousand times already. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2955 They said I'd never do it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2956 Carnegie Hall called. They said you can stop practicing now. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2957 God, that was more like 'Highway to Hell.' 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2958 For starters, how’d you get that up here? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2959 Sorry, no requests. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2960 Can I sit in? I brought my bass and a great arrangement of 'Hello, Dalai.' 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2961 Greetings, pilgrim. I’m delighted to welcome you with a song … but I only know ‘Send In The Clowns’. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2962 The tuner I presume! 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2963 Do you know Nirvana? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2964 Damn it. It was the F sharp that caused the avalanche. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2965 Beats me, it was here when I came in yesterday 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2966 Piano moving was a bad choice of a profession. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2967 oh its really not that grand 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2968 On your way up here did you happen to find a tip jar? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2969 No, I haven't finished the concerto yet... come back next year 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2970 What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2971 Dangit! I was hoping the music was coming from an elevator. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2972 Hey there dad, can I borrow a few bucks to tide me over 'til my next job interview? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
2973 I can't understand why my music has plateaued since I moved here. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2974 May you have everlasting tuning skills. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2975 Yes! The hills are still alive with the sound of music. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2976 Do you deliver? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2977 I'm sick of people who only come up for the view-- no one ever cares about the piano accompaniment. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2978 Your agent wants to know if you think you’re ready to play the blues ? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2979 Do you know "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2980 I knew you'd finish your long career on a high note. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2981 sorry I'm late, ran in to some Jehovah's Witnesses 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2982 I was wondering if you could stop playing the funeral march. It's bringing the group’s spirits down. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2983 Can't you practice somewhere else? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2984 A Cliffhanger 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2985 You must be the piano tuner? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2986 I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2987 Sorry, fresh out of enlightenment—unless, of course, you happen to be a librettist. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2988 The answer, my friend, was blown away by the wind. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2989 Should have guessed. Saint Peter would have played an organ, and probably wouldn't have encored with Bohemian Rhapsody. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
2990 Well, that's a high C. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2991 No Mozart, but they did have the Complete Justin Beiber songbook 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2992 Geez, up here I expected no less than a harp. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2993 Can you play, “End of the line”? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2994 Oh, so that's where I heard the high notes from. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
2995 Hi there, I am the piano tuner, 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2996 You placed an ad for a page turner? [or: "I'm answering an ad for a page turner."] 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2997 “Keep it simple. Just put the top 10 on two tablets”. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2998 No, I don't know "The Piano Man". 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2999 Whew, it looks like I just made it in time. The piano bar's open, right? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3000 Getting it up was harder. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3001 Sir, we have 20 minutes to disassemble this set and re-do the stage for KISS. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3002 So this is where the cartoon pianos come from! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3003 Do you know "Do you know the way to San Jose"? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3004 Do you know anything from Hamilton? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3005 You must be here for the alt-étude. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3006 I see you've taken the tortured artist trope to new heights. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3007 This was suppose to be a peaceful climb and then I find you. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3008 I got you a gig in the valley but you have to bring your own piano. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3009 Looks like we could both use a major lift 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3010 The key to happiness? Can’t you read music? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3011 Could you use an out-of-work violin player? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3012 Welcome. You've reached A Rock and a Hard Place. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3013 I’d like to request Rodgers’ “Climb every Mountain” in C major! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3014 Go back. It hasn’t been tuned yet. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3015 I was hoping for David Bowie. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3016 I'm searching for the Lost Chord. Have you found it? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3017 This tuning gear seems to get heavier each year! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3018 I don't know what they told you kid, but getting high doesn't actually improve the songwriting. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3019 Now Mr. Beethoven, you really shouldn't threaten to roll over. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3020 Play Freebird. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3021 I grew tired of requests for "Old Man River" 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3022 Come on back...the wait staff is now sharing the tips. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3023 The Piano Guys left it on their last gig 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3024 Hi Sir, I think you missed a note? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3025 I hear there’s an opening at the restaurant on the other mountain. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3026 Just so you know, the E flat ain’t flat. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3027 I'm taking requests. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3028 Is there a unified grand theory? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3029 I brought my flute 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3030 Hi...you called for a piano tuner? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3031 I started on the ground floor, but music lifted me to new heights . 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3032 Yes, I brought up the tip jar you forgot below 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3033 I'm sorry George, I searched all over but I can't find Ira. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3034 I wish they'd told me at the bottom that you refuse to play 'Piano Man' again. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3035 You must know Livin on a Prayer by Bon Jovii 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3036 I don’t see it being a one hit wonder. You haven’t hit rock bottom, yet. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3037 So it was YOU who wrote the songs that make the whole world sing! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3038 The bass player is stuck in traffic 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3039 Can you play flute? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3040 I was sent to find you. We need that jingle today. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3041 Don’t leave me hanging! Finish the song already. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3042 Please knock it off. Sound really travels around these parts. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3043 At last. I will now play the Requiem 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3044 I heard in base camp that you take requests. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3045 Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3046 Right. So you don't take requests? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3047 The grand idea was to focus on my high notes... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3048 Do you know any Nickelback? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3049 There will be a slight surcharge for this tuning service. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3050 Too late, sorry, I don't do encores. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3051 No, but if you hum a few bars I bet I can play it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3052 Looks like your career has really hit a plateau 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3053 Do you know any good yodel-alongs? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3054 I gather you were put here after someone heard you play. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3055 Have you heard about the exciting opportunities provided by Amway? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3056 Hi. Sorry I'm late. You called for a page turner? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3057 Can you tell me the meaning of life in three notes? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3058 I compose scores for really off Broadway productions. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3059 Am I late? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3060 I can only play high notes. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3061 Oh, Lord, why didn’t you let me tune it with a prayer from down in the valley? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3062 Steep learning curve, eh? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3063 This looks staged. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3064 Look, man. Neither one of us wants to be here... 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3065 This time, could you play the encore before I go down to clap? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3066 Composing something for the end of the world isn’t as easy as you’d think. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3067 Isn't it grand? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3068 Meant Grand Canyon, didn't you? Happens all the time. Damn autocorrect. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3069 Guess this peak is occupied too. I'll put my flag elsewhere. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3070 sorry I'm late. had to go back for the tuning hammer. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3071 Could I hear the meaning of life in C major? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3072 Fiddle vs violin? What's the difference? Wrong mountain!!! I...only discuss piano vs harpsichords. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3073 I'm here for The Night on Bald Mountain 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3074 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3075 And here I thought I was carrying a large burden... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3076 I've been here ever since my career reached a plateau. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3077 Do you have wi-fi? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3078 Just don't ask me to play "Rocky Mountain High!" 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3079 I forgot the tuning lever 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3080 You're supposed to figuratively find me 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3081 I thought you might need a piano mover. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3082 Play something? Maybe if I ever had time to practice and a little inspiration. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3083 Can my two drinks be water? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3084 The goats think you've peaked. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3085 "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" is a song, Jim. I was requesting a song. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3086 The site is heavenly, but the acoustics....... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3087 Let me guess: Music begins where words leave off? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3088 Sorry, I’m not ready for my lesson yet. I haven’t had time to practice. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3089 This is not what I meant by learning your scales. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3090 Sounds a little flat 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3091 Thats it? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3092 Finally! I was starting to decompose. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3093 The piano tuner finally arrives. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3094 Well I guess the hills really are alive with music. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3095 Can you play "There Ain't No Mountain Higher"? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3096 So... is life really just a baby grand illusion? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3097 Oh Man, I think I got the wrong mountain. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3098 Still working on that mixtape, Tom? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3099 Unless you're a piano tuner, don't even ask! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3100 Does this Middle C sound a little high to you? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3101 With that clumsy fingerwork, I don't know if I'd call myself 'Master.' 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3102 I can hum a few bars of 'On Top of Old Smokey'. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3103 The key to life? C-minor... 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3104 I thought I heard something 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3105 This orchestra-nosebleed section is truly one of a kind! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3106 Are you the piano tuner? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3107 If it's a Steinway, I'll hear you out. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3108 Only Beethoven sonatas reach these heights! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3109 No, this is only A Minor accomplishment. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3110 Where's your piano? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3111 You must know a tune other than 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3112 You know you could have just streamed my podcast. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3113 You were expecting inspiration? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3114 You should try starting from the bottom. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3115 I’ve climbed every mountain, played every key, but I just can’t get it. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3116 Which way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3117 I don't suppose you could play Tiny Dancer? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3118 How long is it to Tipperary? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3119 Oh no--not another artistic plateau! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3120 And you still believe in a unified singularity? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3121 No, I'm not the piano tuner. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3122 Could you play something more dramatic, maybe with a cliffhanger ending? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3123 Need some help with your cliff’s notes!? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3124 I just want to say that you're my favorite soloist. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3125 Hey, Moses! Are these lyrics ready to cast into Hard Rock? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3126 Towel off. The dinner show's at six. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3127 What do you mean you haven't practiced? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3128 And then she said, “I only pretended to like shopping at REI.” That’s when I knew it was over. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3129 You can’t keep Haydn from the nurses like this, Papa. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3130 So where do you need it moving to? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3131 I don't think "Jump" is appropriate accompaniment for this endeavor. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3132 You were expecting Eric Clapton, maybe? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3133 I'm still waiting for the bass player. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3134 Do you have the lost cord? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3135 I am the piano tuner. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3136 I climbed this whole way to learn the oracle, and all you have is "chopsticks?" 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3137 I dunno...”Life is grand?” 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3138 Somehow, the view is still less grand than I expected. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3139 The truth is I prefer the violin. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3140 Are you the one that called for a piano tuner? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3141 Your late your lesson started at Six 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3142 Have you finished the sonata? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
3143 The gang at the base camp liked that last version and were hoping you could move on to something else. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3144 Time, you're a great teacher, but unfortunately you're killing your pupils. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3145 I came here for piece and quiet. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3146 I thought I recognized that tune. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3147 Is this where you wrote "Stairway to Heaven"?? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3148 Sorry Phil, I still haven't heard back from Carnegie Hall. But keep practicing. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3149 Excuse me, is this the Steinway Pass by any chance? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3150 A lot of people have trouble resolving the dominant seventh at this altitude. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3151 I'm sorry, but the HOA only permits upright pianos. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3152 Grand Teton? No, this is the Grand Piano Teton. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3153 The key to fulfillment is G mixolydian. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3154 Do you know "Chopsticks?" 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3155 Professor Franklin only accepted piano students who could prove their dedication to their art. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3156 hey here is your 5 dollar tip 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3157 "Let me guess. You want to request "Climb Every Mountain", right? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3158 C# or Bb. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3159 Oh Hell, I was hoping to find the bassoon hermit. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3160 Tell you what, Maestro - I'll give you the last two beers in my pack for a rousing rendition of Beethoven's Emperor concerto? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3161 Your music is extremely uplifting. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3162 Would you play a "Stairway to Heaven" for me? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3163 Thank god you're here. This piano has been flat for weeks 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3164 You might want to consider a resident tuner. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3165 Coachella has everything this year. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3166 Master, can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3167 How about "Despersito?" 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3168 Hey Mussorgsky! Did you really spend the night up hete? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3169 I beg of you, please stop playing 'Let It Go.' 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3170 I can't Handel one more day of "Rocky Mountain High". I'm leaving and I won't be Bach. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3171 You're disrupting my ability to be composed. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3172 Requests? Sure! Anything but 'Happy Birthday.' Or 'Piano Man.' 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3173 After 7 years he finally found Plato playing piano on a plateau. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3174 Sorry to be the one to tell you but—you’ve peaked. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3175 It took forever to reach the high notes, but they seem a little flat. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3176 I thought I'd find you here. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3177 Not exactly what I imagined when I thought of God given talents 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3178 No, I don't have an idea for a song, but do you know the way to San Jose? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3179 HI! I am taking a one-minute rest. Can you please play the Minute Waltz for me? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3180 Bad news! "Go tell it on the mountain" has already been written. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3181 Ask me anything, just as long as you don't ask me to play "Feelings". 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3182 Get a haircut. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3183 Piano tuner? I was told you asked for a popular crooner. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3184 I thought that getting high would facilitate my writing. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3185 Sorry, this is just the crescendo. The climax is still ahead. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3186 "Ain't no mountain high enough?" Don't know it. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3187 Sorry, I'm on my break. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3188 Forgive the intrusion, but your piano needs tuning 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3189 The meaning of life? No Problem. Of the Rach 3? vey iz mir. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3190 Well, my son, the key to a happy life is B-Flat. So stop climbing mountains. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3191 Well, do you know anything else from The Sound Of Music? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3192 Just one more request, please. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3193 So, this is the pinnacle? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3194 I really don't think I've been this high before 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3195 Dang...I forgot your metronome. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3196 I lost my head playing 'The Messiah.' 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3197 Well no... I'm sorry, I just didn't think I would really need to pack a tuning kit. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3198 I know it’s lonely at the top, so I thought I’d pop in to say hi. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3199 Just try taking up an instrument with a baby at home, then you can judge me. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3200 I guess you musicians really do need to get high. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3201 Play it, Sam. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3202 Into Thin Air, performed by Jon Krakauer 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3203 Oh, lost CHORD! I brought a cord. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3204 The Baby Grand Tetons. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3205 Were you expecting Julie Andrews? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3206 Guru, is there music after Chopin? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3207 Do you know Body and Soul? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3208 Were you just playing Clair de Lune? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3209 They were out of G strings. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3210 Hey, aren’t you the guy who wrote ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?’ 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3211 Please tell me you know the Secondo to "Heart & Soul." 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3212 I never said getting to Carnegie Hall was easy. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3213 Stairway to Heaven, please. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3214 And don't even think about asking for help getting back down! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3215 Yeah, I brought the tuning tools, but for God's sake quit trying to work with 12 tones, Moses. Downsize to 10 for peak inspiration. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3216 Huh, I must have passed the gift shop. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3217 Well, I can't provide you with wisdom but I can play "Misty". 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3218 Up here, if Beethoven rolls over, it's his worry, not yours. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3219 Aahh, it's been a long time since I've heard that concerto played so well! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3220 Mr Russell, Mark Russell? PBS is willing to take another chance on your political satire. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3221 Were you expecting Buddha on a mountaintop? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3222 O Moody One.....I come in search of the Lost Chord 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3223 Am I early? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3224 Mussorgsky, you got mail. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3225 I have sad news. Rachmaninov is not coming to hear you play. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3226 Sorry it took so long?and then, would you believe?I forgot to bring the tuning fork. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3227 I asked for Piano for Beginners but He delivered Beethoven. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3228 At last: an audience for my encore! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3229 Finding God is like an arduous climb, reaching a plateau of circular reasoning, and only finding a decrepit man at a piano......... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3230 Are you the muse I requested? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3231 I'm sorry but the concert is a sellout. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3232 Sorry, I'm late. Let me clock in, then we'll switch shifts. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3233 They told me I'd find the key up here, but I wasn't expecting 88 of them... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3234 Bad news from the Shire. Gandalf the White Album failed to chart. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3235 They told me you had reached a plateau but I didn’t realize you had come so far. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3236 If you're here to complain about the noise, the local yeti already did that. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3237 Did you call a tuner? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3238 Well, Dad . . . did you ever get that pack of cigarettes? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3239 I saw your post on Letgo. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3240 So this is your hall, Mountain King? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3241 They flubbed it! YOU won the Oscar for best song. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3242 You played...poorly. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3243 Mr. Salieri, I presume? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3244 Did Mahler cause that? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3245 You were right. It’s Mi before Fa. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3246 I hope it just needs a tuning. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3247 Please don’t play “Free Falling”. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3248 Do you know "The Meaning of Life"? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3249 Your piano is out of tune. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3250 I’m the piano tuner you called for. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3251 Have you tried the accordion? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3252 No, I don't know it. Hum a few bars. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3253 Just to let you know, your vibrato needs work. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3254 How do you keep your piano tuned at this altitude? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3255 I was born here. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3256 Bach was ahead of his time also. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3257 Sonata for a fallen Wall Climber? I don't think I know that one. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3258 Is it true that Every Good Boy Does Fine? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3259 The same way you got here. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3260 Certainly, it's the best version of 4'33" I've heard. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3261 I can't stay. Play "The Minute Waltz?" 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3262 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3263 Perk up---the market for high altitude classical music is about to take off. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3264 I am the piano tuner. I'm here to tune your piano. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3265 So that's why it's called the Grand Canyon ! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3266 As shown in this concept art, the filmmakers originally wanted Skywalker to take up a new hobby during his self-imposed exile 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3267 Windy, huh? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3268 Sorry, I don't do requests. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3269 I came for the music, but fell in love with the man. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3270 I come here when I can't think. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3271 Yes, I know you have climbed for three days, but I've also hit a plateau. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3272 Yes, I do perform requests--as long as your request is 'Rescue Me.' 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3273 Call me crazy, but I believe that rule-breaking will ultimately bring some interesting results. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3274 You don't happen to have a tuning fork, do you? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3275 Can you tune this damn thing? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3276 Can I request "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3277 “Hey — do you know ‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon”? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3278 Are you taking requests? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3279 Do you know 'Surfin' USA'? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3280 Do you know the one that goes da da da da da? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3281 Start spreading the news... 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3282 did you ring for a piano tuner? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3283 It's a tough crowd. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3284 Is there a lighter punishment than playing Wagner? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3285 Just like your teacher said, the answer is Practice! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3286 Is it always that flat? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3287 Serenade ... now. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3288 I don’t know. How about ‘Climb every Mountain’. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3289 Liberace? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3290 They were out of pencils. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3291 The moment Roger finds out the lesson is about more than the piano. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3292 Who were you expecting? Rockmaninov? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3293 A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Mr. Manilow. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3294 Before I go....... could you play me out? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3295 Did I miss the show? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3296 I thought the program was "Two pianos, four hands." 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3297 I was hoping for Rachmaninov, not Rock Man Enough. Uggh! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3298 Is the page-turner position still available? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3299 Moses plays the piano?! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3300 Sorry, I don't know that number. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3301 Having moved on from Gregorian chants, God was attempting to learn some Elton John. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3302 Do you know anything by Kendrick Lamar? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3303 Elton told me to tell you it's in the key of C. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3304 Any chance I could convince you to schedule in-home piano lessons? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3305 Don't bother--they gave it to Kendrick Lamar. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3306 Some say I'm over the hill when really, I'm at the peak. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3307 Sorry, Happy Hour doesn't start 'til 4. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3308 I've got the reports. The streaming service says you've got forty-seven cents coming. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3309 It takes a long time to perfect the skill of scaling. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3310 Still alive, with the sound of music? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3311 You always did like to challenge your audience. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3312 It's a long way to the top, If you wanna rock 'n' roll (c) 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3313 Crescendo! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3314 Hi, um, do you take requests? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3315 Bad news. People still hate your atonal quote music unquote. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3316 I forgot the tuning kit 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3317 Want to play Heart and Soul? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3318 So this is all there is over the rainbow? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3319 I wanna see money up front before I tune this thing! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3320 Just checking--would you mind playing that in a lower scale? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3321 On a high note, it is time for a rest. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3322 I know you're old but could you play something a little more uplifting? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3323 Mom has been so worried about you, Dad. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3324 Not bad! That's much closer than I've come to mastering Nirvana. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3325 Do you know Moonlight Sonata? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3326 Did you come to tune my piano? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3327 Encore ! Encore! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3328 Oops! Dropped my tuning fork! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3329 Sorry. You’ve taken so long we gave the contract to Lin-Manuel Miranda. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3330 Something with a good beat that is easy to dance to. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3331 I thought when I got to the top I'd be done with scales! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3332 This must be the crescendo! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3333 Hello, have you found any keys? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3334 I'll play anything except Stairway to Heaven. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3335 Can’t you play something besides Debussy's 'La Mer'? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3336 My compositions plateaued years ago. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3337 And there he found the long lost musician, decomposing. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3338 Yes, I can do a high C. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3339 Is it just me or does the inspiration feel a bit thin up here? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3340 Yes, as it happens, I did pack my metronome. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3341 I knew the climb wouldn’t just be upright. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3342 I knew I heard a high E! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3343 Where too you so long? When I called for a tuner this was a baby grand. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3344 In the interest of morale below, would a bit less Adagio Cantabile be too much to ask? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3345 What do you mean, no requests? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3346 Sorry, I was told you'd moved out. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3347 You didn't bring the lost chord - so beat it. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3348 welcome to my over the hill party! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3349 Oh. I misunderstood what you meant by playing with Chopsticks -- I brought sushi. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3350 Cheer up, you're still a top tier artist. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3351 Randy Newman's on the line. He wants his lyrics back. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3352 I got sick of listening to that giant radiator in church. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3353 God, and I though my bag was heavy. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3354 Did you get me a new tablet? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3355 Just wondering, was that Beethoven? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3356 I guess I don't have to ask if 10,000 hours of practice can really substitute for talent. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3357 You've gotta be kidding me. That can't be all she wrote. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3358 The hills really are “Alive With Music”. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3359 I was hoping to find symphonic enlightenment, but did not expect this level of dis-chord. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3360 I thought you were going to play Stairway To Heaven 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3361 I guess you don’t like to take requests. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3362 No, I will not play "Freebird".......again. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3363 Play me some Anton Berg. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3364 I can't thank you enough, kind sir. This has surely been the high note of my trekking expedition. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3365 Do you accept constructive criticism? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3366 Can you play something closer to 120 bpm instead of that "the hills are alive" lullaby? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3367 Do you know 'How High the Moon?' 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3368 I'm the piano tuner you called. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
3369 It's clear from your playing that you have reached the pinnacle of your profession. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3370 I’m warning you, the campers are really gonna snap if you keep practicing “Chop Sticks!” 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3371 It's a matter of scale. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3372 I'm guessing you get a lot of requests for 'Stairway to Heaven'. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3373 Frankly, I just don't like your tone. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3374 So Billy Joel does still play at Madison Square Garden. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3375 Isn't the view grand? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3376 Is this all there is? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3377 A-minor clefhanger 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3378 Why did you think it was called the Grand Canyon? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3379 Finally! Someone to hear my Nickelback covers! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3380 So,.... you requested pianotuner.com ?? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3381 Oh..I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were somebody I recognized. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3382 If you play Rachmaninoff again I’m jumping. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3383 I'm sorry I criticized the way you play Bach. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3384 Are you sure it has to be 'Go Tell It on the Mountain'? I really think 'Go Tell it from the Comfort of Your Own Couch' has a nice ring to it. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3385 Do you know any Billy Joel? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3386 Guru-vy. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3387 Drats! Where can I find the woodwinds? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3388 If you hadn't stopped playing 5,000 meters ago, I coda got here sooner. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3389 Are you related to the yodelling kid by any chance? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3390 How did you and your piano make it to this high peak?" "Practice! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3391 The escalator wasn't working. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3392 Master, what is the caption for this cartoon? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3393 “Play it Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By’. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3394 Can you play any Rock? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3395 He asked me to ask you to play it again. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3396 We don't pay bands, but it'll be a lot of exposure. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3397 Carnegie Hall called. They said keep practicing. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3398 I wouldn't blame Spotify. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3399 So you're the founder of Classic Rock. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3400 Did someone call for a tuner? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3401 I don't do requests. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3402 Meaning of Life? Do you have the sheet music? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3403 Are you the tuner? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3404 Sorry,I don't play. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3405 Your contract will not be extended any longer, and they want their piano back now. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3406 I lost more than my hearing on this piece. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3407 Can I learn the high notes now? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3408 Just as I feared—another anomalous mountain cartoon. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3409 They want to hear something peppier. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3410 Billy, is that you? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3411 I can pay you in exposure. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3412 Damn, I would, but I'm actually here for the violinist. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3413 Oh, did I miss the overture? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3414 You better be the piano tuner! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3415 Never mind, they want something with guitar. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3416 You're my muse? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3417 It's still better than learning the bagpipes. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3418 I brought you the score 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3419 Well that's a surprise. I was expecting Julie Andrews. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3420 Mr Liberace, I presume ? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3421 It seems a little flat to me. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3422 Thanks for picking up all the sheets again. It’s just so windy this week. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3423 Life will have meaning again once I finish tuning that piano for you! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3424 Do you have a light? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3425 i knew it... the hill ARE alive with the sound of music. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3426 Maybe if you hum a few bars? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3427 Talk about elevated music! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3428 Do you know “Climb Every Mountain.” It’s what inspired me. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3429 Can you play anything beside “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3430 Welcome to the peak. I’ve been here since 16 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3431 Play a little piano for the shoppers, they said. Then the elevator breaks down... for twenty years. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3432 I've been sent to ask you, please stop playing the theme from Halloween. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
3433 No, really, that minor chord gave me a major lift! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3434 Excuse me. I’m looking for the peak performance guru. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3435 You may ask me anything... but I will not play “Rocky Top”! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3436 This still won't help you hit those high notes. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3437 Can you play "Great Balls of Fire? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3438 Thank you for coming tonight, it's been a pleasure. Don't forget to tip your waitress. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3439 It's more that we're yodelers in these parts 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3440 This certainly will end on a high note! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3441 I think we just caused an avalanche... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3442 Can you play a heroic song? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3443 Hey, while I'm hanging around, mind playing me a little tune? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3444 Do you have any requests? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3445 Is this the “You Can Achieve Anything” motivational retreat? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3446 D minor makes for a depressing scale. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3447 I thought your message said piano tutor! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3448 The people on the next mountain were wondering if you could play a bit quieter. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3449 What is the meaning of Bach? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3450 What do you mean the key to a good life is E-flat? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3451 Don't quit your day job. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3452 So, you expect me to believe the secret of life is "Chopsitcks"? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3453 OK, fine, Freebird. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3454 I was hoping you'd know the score... 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3455 Oh hi, wow. Can you play Piano Man? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3456 The rocks aren't the only things around here that are sharp. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3457 I find they retain wisdom if it's a jingle. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3458 And on the eighth day God wrote "Piano Man" 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3459 Can you play 'It's Not Unusual'? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3460 A glissando? Seriously? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3461 I told you this piece was my Everest. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3462 Hey buddy, easy on the tremolo, OK? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3463 Still blocked? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3464 Is this the way to the Peak Music Festival? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3465 Bravo! You've made it to the highest music school in the world. We pride ourselves on maintaining an acceptance rate of 0.00001%. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3466 Perhaps-if you hum a few bars. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3467 Has it always been flat? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3468 Sorry, I don't have the answer for you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3469 Are you seeking enlightenment or just another groupie? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3470 Out of tune? what do you mean 'out of tune'?? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3471 I was expecting a burning bush. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3472 Guinness here to certify 56 years of High Altitude Composer's Block. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3473 Hey, could you play 'On Top of Old Smoky'? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3474 Next ridge for Copeland, two more for Horowitz 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3475 You don't have to yell. Do you even know what "piano" means? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3476 Play it again, Sam. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3477 Did you remember to bring the tip jar? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3478 You wouldn't believe how much it cost to get the bloody thing up here. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3479 I’m afraid somebody gave you bad directions mister; you’re nowhere near Carnegie Hall. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3480 Excuse me, did you telephone for a piano tuner? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3481 I'd like to request a song. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3482 Hey, why the long face? I'll have it tuned in a jiffy! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3483 Did you bring your tuning forks? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3484 Oh no! Not the piano man again! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3485 I thought the hard part would be getting the stupid piano up here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3486 I'm sorry but there was no room for the cello. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3487 I don't play lite jazz. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3488 Damn. Where's the sax guru? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3489 it's a pretty good crowd, for a saterday 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3490 That was better. Now try the second note. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3491 Are you finished with that? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3492 Do I only get one question? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3493 Thank goodness....this Avalanche is that of Op.45, No.2. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3494 You'd think you would have mastered it by now, you've been taking lessons for an eternity. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3495 Sam, you've been playing it again and again... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3496 Still too loud -- and please don't make me come up here again! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3497 What is the meaning of the Mozart Piano Concerto in D Minor? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3498 Can you please stop playing Piano Man! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3499 I finally found you Mr. Vanclimburn 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3500 You know any good campfire tunes? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3501 Luke? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3502 Please tell me you brought the keys and the weed. I need some inspiration. Inspiration is always legal. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3503 How’s this...”Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau”. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3504 No, I’m not the piano tuner, I’m the composer 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3505 Don't mind me. Play the last movement. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3506 Are you looking for a page turner? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3507 Try it in E flat. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3508 Enough Bach, let's rock! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3509 Yes, I've plateaued. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3510 Fix pianos? Nah! I'm here with the tuna you ordered. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3511 I've had a long day. Can you play something soothing? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3512 So this is why they call it the Grand Teton. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3513 I told you your concerto was on the precipice of greatness. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3514 You may have three requests. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3515 Stride or swing? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3516 Actually, I have a different question now. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3517 Seriously...the holy grail is mine if I tune your piano? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3518 Repo man nightmare. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3519 I came up here to cure my writer's block 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3520 If you came up here for inspiration you are at the wrong place 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3521 Are you Billy Joel's piano man? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3522 I've heard of nosebleed seats, but this is ridiculous! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3523 I'm sorry, you'll have to leave, this is a solo.... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3524 Welcome. I've just finished this piano piece to celebrate your arrival. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3525 well that was anti-climatic... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3526 I hope you know the left hand for chopsticks I hope you know,the left hand for chopsticks. Please tell me you know the left hand for chopsticks play chopstickes 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3527 Was that Chopin? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3528 I don't even want to know how you got that up here 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3529 You’re the tuner, I hope. The hills are alive, but they’re way off key. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3530 Bravissimo! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3531 Carnegie Hall is all downhill from here. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3532 Do you have time for one more song? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3533 I was surprised when Amazon Prime said they could deliver on the weekend. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3534 Are your my piano teacher? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3535 Your choice, pal. Leave it here or ride it down. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3536 HELP by the Beatles is not what I'm requesting! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3537 Can you play me up?' 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3538 I missed the coda?? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3539 Did you have to play Eye of the Tiger the whole time? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3540 Can you play Requiem for a Mountain Climber again? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3541 I'm thinking you should go with the classics, sir. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3542 For the last time, nothing rhymes with orange. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3543 RockManinoff? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3544 I was told there would be dueling pianos. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3545 So you must be the Old 'Piano Man' of the Mountain. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3546 No, I'm actually not answering an ad for a page turner. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3547 Is this the "oldies-but-goodies" request line? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3548 I’ll have someone call you to schedule the tuning after I take the estimate back to the office. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3549 I just hope you kept the packing slip and return label with the UPS code. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3550 I can also ford streams. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3551 Last time I tune a piano in the Alps. Hills indeed! Fa, a long-long way to climb. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3552 I climbed all the way up here for Chopsticks?! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3553 Ever since the election I just can't compose myself. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3554 Are these your glasses? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3555 I expected the hills to be alive with the sound of music. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3556 You’ve now reached the pianocle! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3557 Hey there. Could you bring me Bach? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3558 No wonder you lost your chord 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3559 Yes. I remembered the tuning fork. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3560 Okay, double or nothing! This time you won't find the piano. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3561 Being alone at the top after success, that's what you achieved! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3562 ...Man, what're you doin' here?" "Well, after Piano Man, my career kind of plateaued. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3563 Your piano needs tuning. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3564 Your violinist isn’t coming. He says it’s too difficult to get a violin up here. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3565 Sometimes your best option is to plateau. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3566 I'm the tuner. Hope I haven't kept you waiting too long. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3567 Yelp said this was a dueling piano bar. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3568 Where's the bar? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3569 Thank you Master for using music therapy to cure my acrophobia. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3570 I think I've been practicing the wrong scales 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3571 Is this orchaestra? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3572 Sorry to interrupt, is this the way to Mont Everest? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3573 Think YOU had it rough, climbing up here?... I’ve got two hours to come up with a soft drink jingle AND with a word that rhymes with orange!” 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3574 I'm the piano tuner you called. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3575 Keep it down up here. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3576 You think two days is bad... 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3577 I'll tune it but your second movement will still stink. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3578 Have you brought some food to go with my "Chopsticks"? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3579 Yodel me the song you’re the piano man. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3580 It's not worth it. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3581 Another e'tude, dude? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3582 There must be some word that rhymes with orange 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3583 Did you happen to pack any nail clippers son? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3584 "You finally showed up for your piano recital!' 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3585 I'm the tuner. Sorry I took so long. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3586 I know, I tuned it last month. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3587 Tune your own piano before you talk to me about harmony. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3588 I climbed up here to find the wise, old sage who would give me the keys to life and I find this ... That's great. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3589 Do you know "Long Ago and Far Away"? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3590 at least it ended on a high note 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3591 Am I late? It was an uphill battle coming here 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3592 What is the meaning of life in C major? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3593 Was that you playing 'Hall of the Mountain King'? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3594 At last! My search for the "Last chord" has ended. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3595 Sir, We've come for the piano... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3596 I do two songs - Down in the valley and "I climbed the highest mountain" Pennie from heaven is also done. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3597 It's a little steep on the riff. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3598 They’ve really hiked ticket prices. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3599 Howdy stranger! You wouldn't happen to have tuning fork, would you? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3600 I just dropped the tuning fork. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3601 I looked everywhere in Nepal but couldn't find a bench. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3602 Sorry -- they only had Pesi, no Coke 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3603 I climbed it myyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3604 My requests? "Climb Every Mountain," "Impossible Dream" and "Sounds of Silence" - In that order, please. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3605 I thought I heard a high C 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3606 Sorry, there's only the encore remaining. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3607 Are you telling me the opus wasn't worth the climb? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3608 Are you the piano tuner? This thing sounds terrible. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3609 'Even if you are the very last of the great alpianists........hmm I guess it is all downhill from here.' 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3610 We had to check in since you didn't send in your subscription renewal to Maxim. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3611 My friend, Kevin, is pretty sure he left his glasses here last night... are you sure? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3612 ay, at last, the tuner. i guess dere vas a lotta traffic! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3613 You're late 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3614 Unfortunately, the Beyonce concert is the next peak over. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3615 You lost your wallet? Try to retrace your steps. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3616 It’s going to be a full house tonight! 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3617 The backers need to know if you finished composing “Phantom of the Chakra.” 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3618 438. Hurry. Curtain in 10 minutes. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3619 I'm assuming you're here to deliver the rest of the sheet music I ordered? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3620 Truly, Ain't no mountain high enough. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3621 Success! I've found the lost chord. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3622 I've brought more paper. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3623 High Notes Piano Tuning? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3624 Master, I seek the lost chord." "Me too. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3625 I'm sorry. No encores. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3626 So, can I tell the other hipsters I discovered you first? 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3627 Concert's over. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3628 How’d you get so flat? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3629 No, but if you'll hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3630 Sorry, but would you mind keeping it down, just a bit? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3631 So that's why they call it Mount Kilimanjamo. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3632 I'm the tuner. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3633 Have you tried SoundCloud? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3634 Requiem in D Minor? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3635 I'm the Piano tuner, but please tell me where the Mens room is located. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3636 I was lured by your enleiten-motif. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3637 Sorry, Pianicus. I know you're the Greek God of the instrument, but I'm still going to take lessons somewhere else. Three virgin sacrifices per hour is just something I can't afford. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3638 Worst reality show ever! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3639 No, but I can tell you the meaning of a catchy wiener jingle. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3640 Big deal -- you still only play "Chopsticks. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3641 Do you know "Henry the VIII" by Herman's Hermits? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3642 I know the secret to tuning it, but it might not make you happier. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3643 This explains how you stay so composed. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3644 Don't ask. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3645 Is this the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3646 Well, I have to go, but have you considered "Piano man"? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3647 But I gotta warn you, I don't like classical. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3648 I knew it sounded flat. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3649 So I guess making it up here isn't the key to peak performance after all, is it? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3650 . . . I need to charge my phone 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3651 Maybe a minor lift before a major fall? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3652 Will you play “Hall of the Mountain King”? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3653 This isn't what I pictured when they said I'd come across the Keeper of the Keys. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3654 I scaled this mountain just to hear your high notes. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3655 Ah, writer's block: I was wondering why you stopped on the seventh day. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3656 I'm here to help you with your movement. I heard it's been a while. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3657 Lost chord, huh? I don't know. OK, sure. Go ahead and play it. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3658 Weren’t you supposed to be playing harp instead? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3659 I’ve almost reached the crescendo! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3660 My lyrics rhymed Grand Teton with piton, but then my pen rolled off the edge. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3661 Climber: "Looks like you've had a long day, could I get you something?" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3662 Can you play a high note please? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3663 Encore. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3664 Excuse me, was that Rocky Mountain High you were playing? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3665 Cheer up, it took Richard Strauss 15 years to write his Alpine Symphony. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3666 Hi. I'm from Weisbaden. We'd like to ask if you could stop singing 'Zippety-Do-Dah' after 10:00 p.m.. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3667 They said it’s all about electronic now 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3668 Thank God you're here. My last audience drifted away ages ago. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3669 It's so hard to get a piano tuner up here! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3670 I've got a request from the audience for "Moon River." 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3671 They laughed at me, but I knew I’d make it to the top quicker by taking up the flute! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3672 I've been enjoying your music all the way up this rock and now you just sit there? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3673 NOW, will you play "Misty" for me. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3674 Tuner? I thought you said you needed tuna. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3675 Turn Bach. Nothing to see here. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3676 LIMERICK: There once was a hermit named Stan...A piano playin' mountain man..He'd play you a tune...And howl like a loon...Then ask for a tip in his can. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3677 Oh! Hey. You must be the Fool On The Hill. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3678 What is the meaning of fugue? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3679 My God!! You've GOT to get some new material! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3680 Apologies for the delay, sir. It appears that the other traveling-tuners slipped up on the job. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3681 It had a good beat, but I couldn't descend to it. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3682 Are you Sam? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3683 Please, tell me you are the tuning service 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3684 The secret of being a great composer is to do it where people can't get to you. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3685 Is there wifi here? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3686 Someone called about an out of tune piano? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3687 Can you play it again? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3688 Is this view inspirational enough? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3689 Hello. I'm the piano tuner. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3690 They told me to take a left at Steinway. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3691 Okay Kanye, I think it may be safe to come down now. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3692 What's it all about, Alfie? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3693 Actually, I was looking for a different Monk. But as long as I'm here, could you play Misterioso? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3694 Sir—-are your bathrooms unisex? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3695 Do you really have to be alone to compose? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3696 I would be happy to donate an organ, if you lend me a hand. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3697 No, I don't know that one. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3698 One request and its chopsticks?! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3699 Sorry, I thought you needed rescuing." 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3700 Please play "Aint No Mountain High Enough" 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3701 So I’m not the first to summit? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3702 You peaked years ago. Give it up. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3703 Do you transpose? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3704 There’s no point in my tuning your piano if it’s exposed to the elements like this! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3705 Hi, I'm from Speedy Tune. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3706 Do you mind if I make a request? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3707 Our careers seem to have plateaued. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3708 Why yes! I have a Swiss Model Tuning Fork... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3709 I'd love to hear more of your rag time mash-up of Justin Bieber songs, but I have to go--I think I left the stove on. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3710 I’m waiting on my brother, George. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3711 First, play me on....then we can talk. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3712 For the last time this is not the 'Grand Canyon Suite' 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3713 No one wanted to help you move that thing, huh? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3714 I’m looking for the woodwinds. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3715 Ah! You've closed the restaurant then? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3716 Not to offend, but some of us are wondering if you know any celestial music besides "Hey, Look Me Over." 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3717 The Loewenthals in 11B ask if you could keep it down a little. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3718 "Got a request"? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3719 Sorry to interrupt - do you play weddings? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3720 You have GOT to reduce your lesson fees! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3721 Sorry, man. I thought it was the music of the spheres. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3722 Well... I was your age when I got here. I was trying to understand why I feel nobody ever listens to me. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3723 What’s the score? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3724 Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3725 I've never heard that piece in A-Sherpa major. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3726 Please play it again, Sam 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3727 gra-grandma? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3728 They say Amazon Prime doesn't apply to harps and organs. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3729 The mountains say your sharps are flat. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3730 Practice! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3731 The lost chord? Sorry, it's one peak over to the right 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3732 I'm Dr. Brahms and you're late, very late! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3733 The hills were alive. What happened? 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3734 Play it again, Siddhartha. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3735 Don't get dejected, Rocky Mountain High is just lame on the keyboard. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3736 Well if you wanted me to move it myself, you should have put that in the ad! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3737 What was so wrong about being an accountant? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3738 Sorry, I only know how to tune upright pianos. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3739 Ah, now I know why the hills haven't been alive with the sound of music for a while now! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3740 Ronald, you're late for your lesson again! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3741 I have finally reached peak performance! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3742 It looks like you need an aria. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3743 I said you play better than Van Cliburn, not better ven Climbing! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3744 Any last requests before I bid you a very L O N G g o o d . . B Y y . E .e . . 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3745 Dang it, I have to go back down--this time I forgot my tuning wrench. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3746 It's lonely at the top. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3747 Before I go, could you play "Would you Before I go can you play a blues in B Flat ? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3748 Franz, the symphony is still unfinished? OK, see you next year. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3749 Was it worth it? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3750 You were right. It is peaceful here. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3751 Really? The meaning of life is 'Chopsticks'? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3752 Stevie Wonder sent me. He said something about you having songs in the key of life. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3753 Hi - you called about getting your piano fixed? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3754 But I ordered the tuner for next week. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3755 You're the new piano tuner, I presume. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3756 I wouldn't have made the trek if I knew your performance would be so flat. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3757 Looks like someone could use a snack break. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3758 The missing chord, I presume? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3759 It's not you,it's me. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3760 Only time I can play it is when I get electrical connection through lightning strikes. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3761 So now you know. The hills WERE alive and all that, but once they made it to Vegas, they didn't need an opening act. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3762 Oh. No, we're not saying YOLO anymore. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3763 It's a New Yorker contest, play to win 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3764 We wouldn't be able to pay you in the traditional sense, but think of all the free exposure you'd be getting. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3765 Can you help me up?" "Sorry, that's not in my job description. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3766 The Himalayan Buy Sell Swap Facebook page has its downfalls 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3767 You’re 19 years late for your lesson so we really need to get started. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3768 Well, they say composing yourself is a major key in self realization... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3769 You sure you don't want fries? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3770 You did? I always thought that was Barry Manilow. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3771 Fasting for thirty years is understandable, but how have you survived without Lemonade? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3772 Sorry. I am not taking any more requests. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3773 So, you're full enlightened except about how the piano got here? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3774 Oh God, not you again! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3775 I finally got the Hamilton tickets. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3776 ...your piano is out of tune...you're stepping on your music...how the heck did you get the piano up here...personally I would have gone with a ukelele... 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3777 Hey, which way to Carnegie Hall? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3778 You must be the Soprano 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3779 Oh wait, did you want fries with that? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3780 Sorry, I only tune harpsichords. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3781 I'm your relief! Any movement? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3782 Yes. I am a real page-turner. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3783 Your first lesson: "This is down. This is up. Let's go down and up." Completed. Now, on the scales. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3784 Goodness no, I wanted viola lessons. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3785 Looks like you and I have both plateaued. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3786 Life is grand 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3787 And to think you accomplished so much in the past in just 6 days. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3788 Maybe Do Be Do Be Do is what it's all about? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3789 Goniff! You stole my Steinway! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3790 A Bösendorfer! That explains it. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3791 Son, you'll have to forgive me for not playing you a celebratory tune. I'm exhausted and the acoustics aren't that great up here. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3792 Is this the “Lost Chord”? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3793 I thought the job posting said, "Requires composure." 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3794 Be back soon--I forgot my piano tuning fork. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3795 I'm Opporknockity and I tune but once. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3796 Wrong range, pal. These are the Spinet Tetons. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3797 I’m sorry I’m late for my lesson, master. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3798 I ordered a Bosendorfer but they brought me a Steinway. Typical mountain top bait & delivery switch. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3799 Heard you need a tuning. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3800 You know rawhide? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3801 Is that a Steinway? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3802 I say "Man, what are you doin' here?" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3803 Thanks for coming but the piano has tuned itself 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3804 That’s not the sort of “Air Supply” I was looking for. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3805 Yeah...but the clime is worth it..the acoustics are great. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3806 Dammit, I forgot to pack the tuning hammer 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3807 They said this would be the next Woodstock. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3808 Did you call for a piano tuner? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3809 If you’ve come for inspiration, I’m all out 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3810 I heard angels were on high, not Moses impersonating pianists. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3811 Just checking to see why the hills aren't alive with the sound of music. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3812 Been a long day huh buddy? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3813 Please stop playing at such ungodly hours! We haven't been able to sleep for the past three nights. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3814 OK, Mr. Finkelman. I'll be back next year with your tuba. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3815 My grandpa got your tuning request but you never said which mountain. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3816 Can you recommend a good mover? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3817 Have you tried, "ford every stream?" 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3818 Gandolf playing the piano?!?! Dang it. I was looking for Dumbledore. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3819 Too late to get that tuned?? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3820 Wait, I know you. You're the guy from Radiohead! Man, where've you guys been? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3821 You play by ear? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3822 Are you the guy from the Billy Joel song? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3823 There's no private place for a man to play with his organ anymore. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3824 Climbing Everest is the easy part - it's the piano composition that breaks a man. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3825 Do you know the "Alpine Symphony"? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3826 Keep playing, you encouraged me to continue climbing. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3827 They delivered it to the wrong mountain. You'll have to help me get it back down. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3828 How many octaves to go? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3829 I heard you were looking for a page turner, and that others just hadn't warmed up to the job. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3830 It was a lot of heavy lifting! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3831 Billy, you've got to be more selective with your venues. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3832 Music is free now, so no need to come up with anything original. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3833 Please tell me you know the left hand for "Heart and Soul". 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3834 Die for art, or art to die for? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3835 Tertiary Liszt, I presume. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3836 Our good cop is stuck at his kid's birthday party. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3837 You're saying the wind is the only problem? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3838 No, I'm here to tune YOU in. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3839 Man, what are you doin’ here? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3840 You're violating the HOA's noise ordinance. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3841 Hi, I'm Edmund from Acme Piano Movers. I'm afraid we're going to have to reschedule again. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3842 Don't you know any NEW songs? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3843 Ask SIRI 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3844 Looks like he's still evolving... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3845 Who's the funny guy now? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3846 What's that, you have a request? Well, I must admit, I don't get many of those, but I suppose I could accommodate you if you wait patiently. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3847 Pleased to meet you, Herr Wagner. I thought you might have been sent to the other place. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3848 Is this A-Flat Mountain? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3849 Sorry I'm late for my first lesson. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3850 Really? You only know You Gave Me A Mountain? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3851 If you're looking for attunement, you better have a pitchpipe. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3852 I'm sorry sir, but I'm here to repossess the piano... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
3853 You called for piano tuner? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3854 I had higher expectations 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3855 The world isn't listening? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3856 Can you inspire me by taking a stab at "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3857 Is that song really this old? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3858 So I got to Carnegie Hall, now how do I get to Coachella? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3859 Do you know The Sound of Music? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3860 Crap. I was looking for the brass band. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3861 Want to hear the love theme from Guru: The Musical? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3862 Can you play “ Somewhere over the rainbow”? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3863 You can grow old finding a piano tuner up here! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3864 What did you expect? A player piano? After all, these are the GRAND Tetons! 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3865 Hey, what’s up? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3866 So how'd you get the piano up here? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3867 Wow, it really is a bald mountain. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3868 What? No theme song? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3869 You should be grateful! This is the highest paying gig I have ever booked for you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3870 So this is what reaching your peak looks like. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3871 I just have to ask, are those Chacos? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3872 What--a false summit? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3873 Just what I thought before I started climbing: it's all about harmony. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3874 Mozart please 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3875 I was hoping to hear some Rock-maninoff. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3876 More piano, not so forte. There’s quite an echo in the valley! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3877 I hope you like "Chopsticks". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3878 They said practice would get me to Carnegie Hall. They lied. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3879 Did you ever finish that symphony, Mr. Schubert? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3880 Still no Carnegie Hall, huh? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3881 Could you quiet down? My baby's trying to sleep. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3882 I’m not really that into music.... Do you have any regular hermit-guru advice? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3883 So this is a little awkward... John Cage died in 1992. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3884 Are you the one I’m supposed to tell it on the mountain? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3885 The guys at basecamp said you might have an extra toothbrush. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3886 Still not finished, Franz? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3887 Come on, play it again, Sam. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3888 The keys to success are... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3889 I didn't know it was possible to suck the air out at this altitude. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3890 I am here to audition for this gig. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3891 Were you playing Rachmaninoff? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3892 The old man on the mountain again? This is like a New Yorker motif? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
3893 There is little difference between a sharp climber and a climber that be flat. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3894 You missed it you little weasel. My concert was yesterday. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
3895 And they said I'll never carry a tune. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3896 FYI, I'm getting a new piano instructor. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
3897 You look familiar. Are you from Boesendorf? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3898 What do you mean, "Do I know Heart and Soul?" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3899 Maybe you just need to concentrate harder. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3900 Enough with the Mountain Guru cartoons! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3901 I guess the music went to your head. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3902 I really appreciate your offer to help me move. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3903 Can you play something restorative? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3904 I'm assuming you're here for the alto-tude 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3905 Maestro.....I seek harmony. (or) I come in search of harmony.... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3906 I don't know any rap. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3907 At last, the tuner showed up. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3908 But you’ve got to practice if you’re going to get a head! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3909 I know I said I wanted to learn to play from a piano guru, but we could have done this at your place in town. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3910 No, I'm afraid I don't know how to find middle C either. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3911 The secret to happiness? Keep practicing John Cage's 4'33". 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3912 Hello! My name is Russell, and I’m here to tune your piano. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3913 You could hear me? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3914 You'd think I would find a high note on this mountain. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3915 Thought it'd be a high-note, didn't you? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3916 Its about time you showed up to fix this thing. The lower "E" is flat and I have a concert in two hours 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3917 Finished yet? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3918 we heard you were calling all creators 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3919 "So you've finally arrived..." *final boss music starts* 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3920 What do you mean you only play high notes? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3921 After 88 long steps, and this? a Bosendorfer?!! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3922 Could you play 'Homeward Bound'. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3923 Sure, if you can hum it for me! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3924 This was meant to be a mountain-top experience, but I forgot that I can't read music. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3925 Are you with the moving company? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3926 Did you bring the new sheet music? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3927 Wanna play four hand? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3928 Play some Stravinsky! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3929 Alright... if I play 'Heart and Soul' with you, will you tell me how to get back down? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3930 I was expecting a chorus, not a singer-songwriter. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3931 Are you the tech from Mobile Tuners? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3932 Hey, play "Climb every mountain" I'll sing 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3933 I can give you the lyrics to the "Meaning of Life" but you have to supply the music. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3934 We lost five souls on this mountain. Do you know "The End of the Road" by Boyz 2 Men? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3935 We like it! Will you pay for the shipping? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3936 Could you queue up the theme from 'Rocky?' 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3937 Mr. Grofe, I have been expecting you. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3938 I heard you were decomposing 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3939 If I set up camp here, will you play the Moonlight Sonata for me? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3940 Grand Tetons? No this is grand piano. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3941 Sorry, I don’t know, “Where are we?” Can you hum a few bars? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3942 The 'End of the Road' piano bar? . . . Do you know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3943 Sorry, the Choir of Angels is in LA this week auditioning for The Voice. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3944 Finally! I'm getting pretty sick of playing 'Bolero'. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3945 Would you play it again, Sam? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3946 Why here ? Because the music never rests , the high tunes would help break the ice , and sir Edmond thought the location would be hilarious . 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3947 Before I share my music, you should try composing yourself. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3948 Hey, play that again, Sam 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3949 That sounded like Liberace . . . Oh! This is where you’ve been! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3950 Please tell me you know the left hand part of Heart and Soul. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3951 I can see you're an idiot, but are you a savant? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3952 Wow, that was the most intense crescendo I've ever climbed. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3953 I lost my glasses. You'll have to nod when you want me to turn the page. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3954 Do you by any chance know Bach's Sonata for 4 Hands in A Major? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3955 Are you the guy who gives piano lessons for three bucks an hour? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3956 Do you know any Cole Porter? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3957 Do you know any Kendrick Lamar? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3958 Would you scheduled my lesson at a happier place if I had wanted to learn Beethoven's Ode to Joy instead of Mozart's Requiem? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3959 It may be the altitude sickness talking, but you were a little off key. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3960 Can you play the Chopsticks Duet? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3961 Men's under garments are on the next summit. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3962 Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was jukebox mountain. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3963 Look, a piano's one thing, but a pipe organ?! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3964 Do you play requests? Can you play "Chopsticks" for me? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3965 Mind if I sit in on the second set? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3966 Sure, I take requests....anything but Climb Every Mountain! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3967 Can you play "Feelings"? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3968 Ehm, is this the way to the top of the charts? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3969 Boy: "We're talking about triple-digit likes!" Grandpa: "As long as your grandmother knows that I'm living my best life." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3970 It's middle C again. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3971 I know, it was hard; but everything was part of a reality show challenge that was cancelled mid-season. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3972 Sorry, no spare change. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3973 Don't give up. It's a long climb to the top. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3974 Am I too early for requests? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3975 So...you came all this way to request ‘Moon River?’ 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3976 They've cut your funding again. Do you have a reply? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3977 The brass section didn't make it. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3978 Instead of an answer to life and happiness, can I play a few bars from The Beatles “ Let it Be”? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3979 Please look around — I’m certain Moses lost the commandment: Thou shalt not elect narcissistic sociopaths. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3980 Mom says there's more money in sheep. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
3981 Hey, man, I brought my ax! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3982 Hi, can you play "there is no mountain high enough" please? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3983 Are you the one who called to get your piano tuned? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3984 Who is Elise? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3985 You’re right. The dramatic accompaniment really rounds out the experience. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3986 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, I walk into yours...so play it again, Swami. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3987 Greetings! Your muse has arrived! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3988 Sorry, am I too late for the recital? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3989 I couldn’t get a Handel on it. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3990 Oh, sorry, I was looking for Led Zepplin. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3991 I know. Beethoven couldn’t write a third movement to op. 111 either. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
3992 Please, leave me alone, says Franz Schubert, I'm trying to finish this damn symphony. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3993 Can you play "Temptation"? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3994 I'm glad you came Bach for your lesson; I see you can Handel a challenge. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3995 Sorry for the delay, I forgot my tuning fork at basecamp. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3996 If music be the food of love, play on! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3997 Can you do Hallelujah? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
3998 I can't tell you how glad I am to know that I wasn't just imagining hearing "Sabre Dance" for the past two hours. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
3999 I've filled these hills with the sound of music for a thousand years! Who are you?! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4000 Sorry, I don’t know that one. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4001 There's a cover; and I don't do any encores. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4002 I'm glad you're here. You wouldn't happen to have a tuning fork would you? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4003 I'd never thought I'd end up like this." -"I never thought I'd stumble into this. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4004 I've come to learn how to pronounce 'Bach.' 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4005 I was really hoping that deafaning music was in my head this whole climb. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4006 So the only one you know is "Melancholy Baby". 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4007 Piano man,play 'Misty' for me. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4008 Gandalf the Ivory? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4009 Not entirely...I had help from a passing helicopter. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4010 Ludwig! What a nice surprise. Hey, I’ve got a case of lager here. You’ll like the strong finish. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4011 I do hope you are the piano tuner I called? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4012 Just like it says: Play to win. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4013 I don't recognize the tune....can you hum a few bars.... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4014 Can you play the Paul Simon cover of 'Great balls of Fire'? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4015 Any luck on “Hokey Pokey the Sequel?” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4016 With the right connections you should have no trouble getting signed. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4017 What do you mean, you forgot the tuner? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4018 Is this how you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4019 I know the rent is cheap, but we really have to find a new practice space. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4020 Fine, just play me off with “Pop goes the Weasel.” 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4021 No, the restaurant that was in the earlier New Yorker cartoon is the next peak over. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4022 I knew I heard music coming from somewhere! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4023 I came to tell you that you are making way too much noise. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4024 You'll need to come back during my office hours. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4025 Can you play It's A Small World? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4026 Play it for me Sam. Play As Time Goes By. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4027 I was surprised to discover Bach, in a Prelude to Fugue state , where he'd been decomposing for years . 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4028 can your notes not go any higher? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4029 You ordered a tuning? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4030 Great, you're the piano tuner I been waiting for. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4031 Really? Another "mountain climber encounters surreal scene" cartoon? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4032 Please Elton! Just one more "Yellow Brick Road." 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4033 It was just as Mrs. Hale had always said, one day Hank would regret not TRULY investing in his piano lessons. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4034 Did you remember your clarinet and is the upcoming soprano behind you? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4035 ‘Are you waiting too see Liberace too’? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4036 I'm here for the duet, sorry it took 30 years 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4037 John Legend? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4038 Practice? Practice? Practice? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4039 Do you play? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4040 If the mountain won’t come to Mozart... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4041 So you climbed all this way to find Middle C. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4042 Did you work on your scales? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4043 Well, I thought it would be an easy way to get in my 10,000 hours of practice." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4044 Can you play me up?' 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4045 Wise guru, did I just hear you playing "Who let the dogs out?" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4046 I hope you know how to tune a piano? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4047 It's cold, I'm tired, and I can't get Chopsticks out of my head. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4048 You called for a page turner? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4049 How 'bout we take it from the top? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4050 Any progress on that symphony? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4051 Did it ever occur to that I might me joking when I asked if you knew how to play "Far, far away" 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4052 I always wanted to play a piece on "From the Top." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4053 Please. I've already been asked five times today to play "Piano Man." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4054 Mr. Hameshstein, I would like to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4055 Looks like you need a vacation. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4056 Finally! I haven't had any inspiration for 27 years. What's it like down there? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4057 Sorry, I don’t know Chopsticks. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4058 Supertramp? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4059 The secret to life is somewhere in my notes here. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4060 If you would hum a few notes, maybe I'd remember." 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4061 I probably should have just taken that deal with the devil. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4062 For next week I'll practice my fingering and my finger grips. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4063 That last note went a little flat. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4064 Might I suggest you try something other than show tunes? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4065 Sorry, no requests. I mostly do topographical parodies. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4066 You know there’s an app for that, right? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4067 Sorry, I do not have your climbing chord. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4068 I can't breathe! Play the Londonderry Air. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4069 Your crescendo beats mine! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4070 I thought you played the harp. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4071 Sooo, do you take requests? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4072 I'm waiting for the piano mover. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4073 You don't know 'Stairway To Heaven'? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4074 What do you mean you didn't bring your harmonica? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4075 You're the acoustician, right? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4076 My sage advice? Get a bachelor of science 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4077 Damn! I forgot to bring my music. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4078 Well then how do we GET it to swing? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4079 Do you do requests? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4080 Do you play weddings? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4081 It ain't got that swing ... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4082 There isn't just one kind of scaling a mountain. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4083 Need to work on the acoustics. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4084 What do you mean you don’t know that one?!? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4085 Do you know Wonderwall? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4086 Great Guru, how does a mouse get a piano to the top the mountain? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4087 Steinway, I presume. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4088 Are we there yet? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4089 Move over. We’ll start your lesson with a “Chopsticks” duet. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4090 Can you recommend the piano movers? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4091 Sorry, I thought that you were the piano tuner that I ordered 5 years ago. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4092 Do you know "The Meaning of Life"? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4093 Alive with the sound of music? Sorry friend, these hills have retired. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4094 God, not scales! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4095 No, you cannot ping my middle C. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4096 I know it's disappointing, but high C is still the same. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4097 Let me guess . . . you're the PIANO man on the mountain. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4098 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4099 I already missed 'Freebird', didn't I? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4100 You never write, you never call ... but most importantly ... you never play!" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4101 Did you buy your ticket from a scalper? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4102 It was funnier when we did this with a cafe... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4103 I tuned it just last week. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4104 Do you know Nirvana? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4105 Sorry. I don't take requests. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4106 The hard part will be getting this baby back down in one piece. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4107 You asked for a tuner? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4108 I'm Jason from Uber-barber 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4109 You asked for a tuner? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4110 Damn, another false summit! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4111 Have you seen my keys anywhere? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4112 Did you call for an enlightened piano tuner? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4113 Brilliant! Your forté style creates an exceptional cliffhanger atmosphere. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4114 Are you taping a podcast out here? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4115 Holy Moses! 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
4116 I take all request except the Rocky theme. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4117 Can you keep it down? The hermit on the next mountain is trying to sleep! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4118 Finally! I've been following you on Spotify for so long. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4119 You know....one man's mountain top is another man's valley....just saying. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4120 I don't suppose you brought a tuning fork 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4121 That's it? Dun dun dun Dah? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4122 Can you play the bottom part of "Chopsticks" ? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4123 Sorry to bother you again Mr. Borge. Is Victor spelled with a K or a C? And might I sign up for twice weekly lessons? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4124 In case you were wondering, it's "dum dum dum Dah, dum dum dum Daah". 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4125 That was terrific! But I don't see a tip jar. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4126 St. Peter greets Avicii: "Hey brother, there's an endless road to rediscover." 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4127 It's certainly a unique scale. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4128 What's the problem, you ask? Simple. It only makes a sound with one hand. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4129 I just knew it would be a FULL grand. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4130 Do you know "Mack the Knife"? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4131 C'mon Grandpa, don't be absurd! Nobody's gonna shoot you! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4132 "Am I too late for Happy Hour? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4133 You have truly put your heart, soul, and piano into "climb every mountain." 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4134 Have you returned for my encore? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4135 Do you play requests? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4136 Here for the tuneup, but I have to charge for extra travel time. Stormy weather. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4137 A true mountain top experience! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4138 Hey! Hey! Cheer up! I thought of a word that rhymes with Armageddon!!! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4139 I'm sure you get this a lot, but could you play "Climb Ev'ry Mountain?" 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4140 ‘It’s been a long time ... been a long lonely, loney, lonely, lonely, lonely time.’ 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4141 Yes, I can tune a piano. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4142 You hikers come and go, but the pizza man never shows up on time. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4143 It looked better in the ad. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4144 Sup, idiot. Ready for some Heart and Soul? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4145 At last! The piano tuner! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4146 No, sorry, I don't have a tuning fork. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4147 Climb it again, Sam. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4148 Yeah, but how'd you get the piano here? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4149 Please don't tell me that the key to happiness really is C#. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4150 I'll be very honest with you...I know two numbers - one is 'Clair de lune' and the other one isn't. Do you have any preferences? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4151 Still struggling with the hook? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4152 I hope you're the tuner I've been waiting for! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4153 Sorry I’m late. I had A-flat. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4154 Huh, I thought Grand Teton meant something else. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4155 It sounds flat, how often do you get it tuned? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4156 Are you finished with the Fanfare for the Duma Luma? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4157 So this is where Tupac has been 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4158 Know any Journey songs? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4159 Finally found the guy who plays the sound of the wind. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4160 Welcome to the music on high. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4161 Have you tried ta-ta-ta-daaaa? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4162 Yes, my son, A Major accomplishment. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4163 Oops. I forgot the tip jar. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4164 Between you and me, the secret is to stay one lesson ahead of your students. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4165 Which way Steinway? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4166 I don't remember there been a piano in "Stairway To Heaven" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4167 Are you here from the enlightenment hotline? I'm afraid I've hit a musical plateau. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4168 I’m sorry sir, does this look like a recital studio to you? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4169 Wait, I'm supposed to give YOU a tip? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4170 What, no tuba? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4171 Was that Prokofiev you just played? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4172 Hey, what was the name of that song again? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4173 Wow, I thought seeing God would be a little less...sad. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4174 I'd love to hear "Climb Every Mountain..." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4175 You want me to tune the piano??? You’ve got some altitude! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4176 I'm here to finish Shubert's Unfinished. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4177 I told you to practice your exercises! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4178 Hey, sorry I'm late, did I miss the performance? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4179 Huh. So the hills aren’t alive. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4180 This must be the wrong mountain, I was looking for a grand-MASTER. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4181 and your wife said to stop by the store on your way home and pick up a carton of 2 percent. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4182 I don’t know “Mack the Knife.” Is that a show tune? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4183 Yes, Herr Wagner, all the members of the next rescue squad will be Jewish, too. And the next one after that... 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4184 I was expecting Led Zeppelin. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4185 I don't care about your trek; dueling pianos is out of the question. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4186 Dave's piano moving company was finally beginning to reach new heights. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4187 No, but if you hum a few bars... 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4188 No, I don't offer enlightenment. But I can play an uplifting tune for just $25! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4189 Well, looks like we both made it through our scales. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4190 So, you've come to practice your scales." 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4191 They call it chopsticks where I come from. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4192 Tired old tune, high moral ground. This must be Mount Superior. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4193 Goddammit! I was trying to find the place all the candies were talking about and instead I found true enlightenment... 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4194 I have the finale in my backpack. Have you been waiting long? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4195 I'm here for the cello lessons. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4196 Let me get this straight: you don't know the meaning of life AND you don't know "Still D.R.E."? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4197 Hall of the Mountain King got to you huh? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4198 It seems I've hit a flat note in my journey. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4199 Do you take requests? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4200 You the tuner? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4201 Play "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" by The Temptations. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4202 Do you mind taking a photo of me? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4203 The agency sent me , I'm here for the four hand piano duet. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4204 They said the heady atmosphere would inspire me. They were wrong! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4205 I admire that you brought a piano with you. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4206 What is the meaning of Kenny G? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4207 Do I have to be fully present to hear you play? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4208 He thought he heard the call of the wild, but it turned out to be "Chopsticks" 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4209 I told you I'd be back to tune it. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4210 Wait, I think it’s out of tune! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4211 Have you seen my car keys? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4212 Still out of tune? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4213 Excuse me, I'm looking for the lobby 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4214 “It’s true Maestro, Doris’ inner self has awakened yet Offred remains spiritually barren”. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4215 Hey, Zeus. The people were wondering if you could play something a little less...foreboding. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4216 Hey, can you play 'I'm on Top of the World?' 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4217 "You may be crying 'O Sole Mio' but if you want to leave 'Its Now or Never'. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4218 How's music working for you? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4219 Hi. I'm your Steinway Cuchi Repo man. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4220 Excuse me, but isn't this just like the restaurant-in-the-mountains cartoon a couple months ago? I mean, there is nothing funny about this cartoon... nothing! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4221 Elton, am I too late. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4222 Do you know any Bieber? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4223 Mose's,try to compose yourself until Icome back with the movers. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4224 They say you sold out going full EDM. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4225 Could you keep it down please? I'm trying to hike. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4226 Yeah I take requests but only first-wave ska. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4227 Yes my son, Ticketmaster sucks! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4228 Just my luck, I ask for directions to the Loo and they lead me to the Pianist!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4229 I thought you would have finished decomposing by now. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4230 Know anything from the Enlightenment period? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4231 How many times have I told you, the key change on "Night-on-Bald-Mountain" modulates to F# minor not F# major! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4232 A flat. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4233 Oops, wrong ivory tower. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4234 Hi ! What would you like to hear? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4235 Sing us a song you’re the piano man. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4236 It's your Uber. Are you ready? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4237 It was reported that you have an extremely high case of writer's block. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4238 I was told you were the man with the high score. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4239 Piano man? Man, what are you doing here? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4240 I found grandpa!!!! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4241 Ready with your audition piece? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4242 I should've clarified when I said free solo. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4243 This is the only place the neighbors won’t complain 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4244 Gives a whole new meaning to scaling the mountain. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4245 I'm afraid we've peaked. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4246 And how long have you been waiting to get the piano tuned? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4247 If it helps at all, the crowd's all over the peak of insanity. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4248 Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was tuning a piano at 4000 feet. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4249 So this explains why Maria thought the "hills are alive". 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4250 Can you play Misty for me? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4251 Looks like you could use a friend. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4252 If that's the secret of happiness, I guess I'll have to trade in my guitar. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4253 Yes, I have a request. Play “Georgia on my mind.” 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4254 Play 'Stormy' for me. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4255 I just wanted some 'me time'! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4256 Can't you just respect the creative process and leave me alone? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4257 Is this the ivory tower? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4258 I thought my seats were next to the orchestra pit. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4259 You know what I want to hear. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4260 Glad you made it! I've been waiting for you to tune my piano for some time now. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4261 You know they have those neat little roll up keyboards, right? Way easier to carry up a mountain. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4262 Oh, sorry, Lang Lang is two peaks over. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4263 Guess he knows it by heart. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4264 Did you bring the bedpan? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4265 Well “La la la, di da da” You’ve been the piano man How Long? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4266 They said if I played ‘high’ I’d get past this writers block I’m having. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4267 Steinway or my way? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4268 The piano was a bit of a surprise by why in Heaven’s name was the old man wearing sandals? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4269 So I guess you already heard the old joke about how to get to Carnegie Hall. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4270 Is this the Grand Canyon? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4271 No....not James Taylor’s “The Meaning of Life”... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4272 I did what I could but they still don't believe it's in the 'Percussion' family. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4273 Lose your grip and you'll B flat. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4274 No, I can’t think of anything that rhymes with ‘enlightenment’. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4275 So this is the grand experience? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4276 I'm here to Yelp.... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4277 I'm ready for some boogie woogie. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4278 Wow! I just can't get that tune out of my head. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4279 The village sent me up to tell you the line is "Makin' love to his tonic and gin." 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4280 I'm here because I vowed to leave the country if Hillary lost. Guess I'm a poor loser, too 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4281 But I just finished my scale! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4282 Can you play "Melancholy Baby? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4283 My ex-agent said a 'one-man show' would be killer here! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4284 I thought I heard someone playing a clarinet. Have you heard anything like that around here? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4285 Last time he called me up here he only had ten commands...this third movement is taking forever 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4286 Is this the Concert Hall of the Mountain King? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4287 Your Bach? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4288 I came here for the Ultimate Truth. But I'll settle for a few verses of Piano Man. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4289 You really should have it tuned. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4290 It appears that composition remains a cliffhanger... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4291 I saw you on that Earth map. You appeared to be in the market for a tuning fork. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4292 You did it in sandles? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4293 Don't let Trump know your delivery is from Amazon. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4294 The Summit Bar I presume? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4295 Sorry I'm late. Did you wait long? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4296 Ahh ok, I now see what you mean by "I've plateaued." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4297 Play: Melancholy Baby, won't cha? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4298 Thank God I finally found you. I thought you were decomposing. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4299 I climb 29,000 feet in 48 hours and all you greet me with is a poor rendition of chopsticks?!!i 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4300 I know, I can't believe Billy Joel is still touring either. Maybe next year, sir. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4301 Did you call for a tune-up? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4302 Focus, man. I didn't come all this way to listen to some lame arpeggios. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4303 What do you mean with "I play requests only on friday nights?" 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4304 Do you know The Climb? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4305 Oh, I was hoping you were the tuner. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4306 The duet is off. I left my alpenhorn at the base camp. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4307 Hey, the hills ARE alive. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4308 I don't care where the hell you came from. I'm not playing "New York, New York" one more time tonight! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4309 I thought my Amazon Prime came with free 2 day delivery? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4310 Is this the mountain top piano bar? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4311 I never liked live music, especially in the hills. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4312 They only have “Let It Be” in B-flat. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4313 That's a helluva climb for one lousy request. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4314 Do you know any Marvin Gaye? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4315 Hey! Rock man, enough! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4316 I heard you play the piano. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4317 Did you bring the Zen flute? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4318 So, you’re telling me this isn’t Tom’s Piano Bar? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4319 What are you doing in my living room? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4320 Perhaps you would like to play a little Chopin, just before dinner? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4321 The Everst of Civilization 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4322 I suppose I'm not going to get the meaning of life from you. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4323 Am I late or did you finish the symphony? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4324 Finally... exactly what the brochure said. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4325 I can't take another second of the muzak. It's like the hills are alive with it. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4326 Would you please play the "Surprise Symphony?" 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4327 All right, have it your way—you heard a seal bark! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4328 I know but water is not that kind of request 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4329 No, you've got to ford a few streams and follow at least one rainbow before I play that one . . . 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4330 They said I could enter after the first piece... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4331 Have you seen any Boy Scouts? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4332 Uhhhh.... They're under the piano.... Next time can you look around a little bit before you call me all the way up here? Shit, bro. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4333 Drop your keys? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4334 “About your weekly lessons. We have to talk.”l 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4335 No, sorry, I did not bring the tuning equipment for A=442. However, I would suggest half-stick for Schubert in this acoustic. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4336 I didn't realize I would be meeting the Dalyamaha! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4337 I'm just waiting for a mesa-soprano. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4338 I have reached this point in my career and I will not do requests. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4339 I bring good news concerning your copyright infringement case against Joan Baez. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4340 he came searching for majesty and adventure, what he found was his high school guidance counselor who still wanted him to pursue a career in music 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4341 I thought the place could do with a bit more atmosphere 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4342 What is Life?” - “I can play that in the Key of G. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4343 My name is not Sam and I will not play it again! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4344 Not a tuner? I asked for a tuner. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4345 The GPS said follow Moon River to Swan Lake, yet somehow I wound up here. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4346 It cost me a grand to set up camp here, so I'll be damned if I'm ever leaving 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4347 Did you wash your hands before practicing? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4348 I usually art in heaven, but I come here when I have writers' block. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4349 Where’s Bobby Short? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4350 Do you take last requests? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4351 How to compose a sonata...you want to know how to compose a sonata. Well, let me tell you about sonatas! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4352 Maria von Trapp was right- you are live! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4353 Actually I’m an abstract lyricist. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4354 ...so no torch songs. What about ragtime? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4355 Do you get any critical reception up here? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4356 Could you play that last number again, and take everything down a half-step.? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4357 I'm from ASCAP, one more note of Enter Sandman, and you will owe James Hetfield $600 dollars... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4358 Whaddya mean you're not creative any more? You just created an avalanche. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4359 You'll have to come back. I don't take quests. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4360 Pretty good, but take it again, from the top. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4361 Man, that lost chord better be CRAZY! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4362 No, the hills are not alive with the sound of music. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4363 Bro, you gotta stop playing that classical crap. It's really harshing the vibe over on our peak. Why don't you give it up and come have a brewski? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4364 What is the sound of Sam not playing it again? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4365 If I hum a few bars, can you fake it? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4366 Huh, what a strange place to find a bearded man in a toga playing piano. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4367 Do you know how to play Chopsticks? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4368 I’m here for the yearly tuning. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4369 "Sheet music". "Did you forget anything else"? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4370 Dude, the Alpine Symphony needs more than a piano! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4371 I'm only saying the answer isn't in Trump's First Piano Concerto. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4372 Hi, Tuning? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4373 "Billy Joel! Can you please play "Piano Man"? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4374 Moonlight Sonata? Too early. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4375 Do you know anything by 'Mountain'? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4376 But I don't like Chopin. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4377 Do foggy mountain... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4378 That stage dive last week was lit. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4379 Do you know the meaning of life? No, but hum a few bars and maybe I can figure it out. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4380 Oh, yeah? well you'll write it and play it like goddam Mozart, or I'll fling you and the piano off the damn edge! Capisce? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4381 The acoustics are better in the Alps. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4382 Sorry. You've missed the deadline for the piano contest. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4383 It's a little flat 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4384 Your profile pic showed an entire orchestra. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4385 Where did you think the cartoon pianos fell from? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4386 Do you know any Journey? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4387 Nevermind. I thought you were the tuner. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4388 Searching for Nirvana, were you? Cobain is dead to me, I tell you. DEAD! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4389 So it's true, Franz, you're going to finally finish the unfinished. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4390 You're late. Band practice started 65 years ago. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4391 We can do this the easy way or I can send in the clowns. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4392 It wasn't me they weren't coming to see, Piano Man... 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4393 Could you play something more mountain-y? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4394 Do you know “Rock of Ages?” 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4395 as your piano tuner I'm going to have to charge you double 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4396 There. I finally did something that sounded like 'Argerich'. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4397 Seating is extremely limit. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4398 No, it's too cold for C Major. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4399 Can you think of a word that rhymes with couquette? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4400 Is this the lost symphony I have been hearing? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4401 Sounds a little flat from down here, Billy 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4402 Sorry, but Mr. Cameron says it's now or never for the Avatar II score. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4403 I'm surprised. I expected something more upright than grand. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4404 why yes. i am expecting tori amos for a visit. how did you guess? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4405 No, my name is not Davy and I'm not still in the Navy 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4406 all this way to hear Smooth Jazz 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4407 Can you play the one about the meaning of life? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4408 Sorry. Today's matinee` is SRO. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4409 ah, there you are Mr. Joel ! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4410 We hit a lot of flats up here. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4411 I honest to God thought climb every mountain was a metaphor. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4412 I'll be back next year with a tip jar. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4413 Are you the Master of Scales? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4414 Can you play anything from Hamilton? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4415 I would like to request Piano Man. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4416 Look, the first episode airs in in one week. Whatever you have for the theme song of "Happy Days" will have to do. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4417 Am I late? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4418 are you ready for your lesson? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4419 Piano tuner. Sorry it took so long to get to you. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4420 This sounds flat. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4421 Is there any way you have tickets to Hamilton ? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4422 I thought Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote "Climb Ev'ry Mountain." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4423 Play Stormy Monday 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4424 I thought climbing stairs was the hardest part of tuning. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4425 You really hit those high notes! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4426 Plateaued? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4427 Are you also here for the Peak of Achievement Award ? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4428 What exactly did you want a roadie for? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4429 I can practice in peace and quiet any time I want. But it's very hard to find a Sherpa piano tuner. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4430 You'd be surprised how much the condo association complained - I just had to get out of there! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4431 Don't bother. Once you've hit the top note, the only way forward is down. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4432 David! So glad to see you!!! I've been looking for that secret chord. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4433 I've come from the bass. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4434 Beethoven I presume? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4435 I don’t mean to be sharp, but you scaled the wrong peak level. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4436 Welcome to the new and improved National Endowment for the Arts. How can I help you? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4437 Can you play Piano Man, Mr. Joel? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4438 I meant to ask...can you recommend a good tuner in the area? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4439 I forgot the paper clips... 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4440 So, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4441 Oh.... Hello- Can you tell me if this is 'Old Man and his Piano Mountaion' ? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4442 Finally! I swore that before I got to heaven, I'd find The Lost Chord! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4443 I'm the other guy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4444 I've brought 'The Well-Tempered Clavier,' and I'm a professional tuner. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4445 Mr. Joel, when I heard your song ‘I go to Extremes,’ from your 1989 album Storm Front, I just knew I’d find you here! 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4446 Welcome to Old Smokey. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4447 Know any Zeppelin? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4448 So this isn't SoundCloud either? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4449 They were right, getting down is the hard part. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4450 NOW you tell me that you were looking for a piano teacher? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4451 Do you take request...."Climb every Mountain"... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4452 Really pulled some strings to get me here,eh? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4453 C'mon, you must know "There's a Kind of Hush". 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4454 When your advice was, Compose Yourself, I didn’t realize this is what you meant. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4455 It’s not that we hate Chopsticks… 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4456 It’s 7:00am, it’s time to wake up. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4457 I’m David.. I’ve got the secret chord. I think you’ll be pleased. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4458 Can you keep it down? You’re disturbing my climbing chee! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4459 Still looking for high C. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4460 I’m hiking to the summit of Writer’s Block. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4461 You have a question? Sorry. I don’t even take requests. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4462 My name is Antonio Salieri. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4463 I just had to come see who was shattering the stillness. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4464 "It's a nice place to play but there's to much echo". 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4465 Don't tell me you lost the chord too. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4466 You sound great, but your acoustics could be better. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4467 But if I take it off, I won't be unknown any more. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4468 Oh, ‘grand’ piano… Sorry boss, that’s not going to fit in the truck. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4469 I bring word from civilization..."Give Up!" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4470 Dude, is there, like, even one remote mountaintop that doesn't have some weirdo on it already? I don't climb forbidding peaks to be confronted by inexplicable tableaus, you know? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4471 I have to know, are pianos string or percussion? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4472 I'm here to give you an estimate on moving the piano 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4473 Look play during the day, but Sympathy of Lost Souls freaks us out at night. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4474 Where's your tip jar? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4475 At long last, I can get an answer: What is the sound of one one hand playing? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4476 Don't pitch a fit! If you don't know Piano Man you don't know Piano Man! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4477 Next time, learn to play the guitar! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4478 I don't mean to criticize, but have you considered B-flat major 7th suspended 4th chord? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4479 I thought the G-string needed more air. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4480 It's not what you think it is. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4481 That's *not* a Steinway? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4482 I'm here for the John Cage Festival? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4483 And you thought Led Zepplin played Stairway to Heaven 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4484 I can't help you achieve Perfect Harmony with All, but yeah, I can tune it for you. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4485 Hey man! Pot? ‘Ludes? Acid? Crack? H? Extasy? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4486 All that effort for just an autograph? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4487 Piano tuning? No, no, no... I just wanted to check if you need any help with your front yard... lawn mowing? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4488 Mohammed! So, I suppose the mountain hadn't come to you... 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4489 Don't call it elevator music, buddy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4490 Dare I ask the length of the intermission? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4491 Naw, dog - the music’s been inside you all along. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4492 Next time call a different piano tuner. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4493 Play Rachmaninoff's 'Isle of the Dead' again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4494 I'll tell you the secret to enlightenment. Next time I'll take up the flute. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4495 Could you turn it down a bit, please? The kids are trying to sleep. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4496 How do I get to Karmagie Hall? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4497 You promised me! No arrangements allowed!!! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4498 I have the tuning fork. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4499 I hope you didn't come all this way to find inspiration. It's used up. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4500 I will help you find meaning in life by use of string theory. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4501 Need a sideman? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4502 The sight struck a chord with Tom. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4503 If you play "Climb Every Mountain" again I'm going to throw you off of this one. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4504 I wish you'd checked for the 'Nearer, My God to Thee' sheet music before you left home. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4505 Hi! I'm the blind tuner. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4506 Could you just turn the damn page now? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4507 You hit the perfect high "C," so come on down for Christ's sake! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4508 OHHHhhhh. A 10,000 foot PIA-nist. My mistake. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4509 Do you have anything I can wipe with? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4510 I thought this was my violin lesson 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4511 I write music that keeps you on the edge. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4512 The key to life is F sharp 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4513 What’s the best rock song of all time? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4514 C# Db on the low end badly needs tuning. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4515 I know you loved "The Sound of Music" but this is taking it too far. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4516 Air B&B wants a new jingle. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4517 I thought I heard ‘Mount of Olives.’ 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4518 Can you play chopsticks? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4519 I lost my sheet music at 3,000 feet. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4520 My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4521 Did you get my DM? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4522 "It's badly out of tune - glad you came". 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4523 Gary Larson owns. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4524 (9 o'clock. on a Saturday) 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4525 Do you mind keeping it down? We're trying to get some sleep. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4526 Sorry. The 33 Variations Contest is over. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4527 We have accepted your entry to the Mt. Everest Jazz festival. You will have to hire your own piano mover. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4528 1. Do you know "Climb Every Mountain"? 2. Any requests? 3. Play it mahatma. 4. Rick sends his regards. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4529 They said you could be found atop Trouble Cliff. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4530 Hi, I'm Phil, I'm the one who called about your Craigslist ad. Sooo ... will you take 450 for it? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4531 Wolfgang Mozart I presume. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4532 Billy, come home. Your family misses you. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4533 Ed was doubting the wisdom of his Flat Rate Policy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4534 Mind if I play something? All this climbing has left me feeling fugued 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4535 If you say , “play it again Sam!” I’ll push right back to where you started. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4536 Oh, la la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4537 I think that was worth more than the sound of one hand clapping. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4538 Is there another allegory up here I can talk to? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4539 Wait, 'Ark' is a euphemism for 'Piano?" I'm confused... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4540 I should have been more specific about what kind of teacher I was looking for. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4541 Enlightened Guy is on the next mountain. I'm Plays Heart and Soul Over and Over Guy. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4542 Do you know that one song? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4543 You must be Liberocky. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4544 Heart and Soul? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4545 No, I didn't come all this way to listen to goddamn music. Yeah, what I really want is to just have a chat with a reclusive weird old man. No, not really. I'm being sarcastic you fucking idiot. Now play me some music. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4546 And I suppose you've never seen THIS before ? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4547 Can I get you anything? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4548 Some days are symphonies, some are just jingles. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4549 Thou shall not tell anyone. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4550 Finally! My piano bench has arrived! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4551 Boya, you play ‘Flowing Water’ while I’m swimming, you play ‘High Mountains’ while I’m climbing. You really know my tone 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4552 Detective Chuckles says you stole his design, Mr. Koons. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4553 I forgot the metronome. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4554 No, I haven't seen your lost chord. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4555 I didn't bring the right tools - I'll be back next summer. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4556 "You'll have to be just a little bit patient until I can thaw my tuning forks 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4557 Want to hear me play "Chopsticks?" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4558 I can die now! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4559 Can't you play something other than Karma Chameleon? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4560 Is what John Denver meant when he sang Rocky Mountain high? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4561 Oh Tchaikovsky, you are my Everest! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4562 Please. For the love of God. Learn to play something other than hot cross buns. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4563 We have a request for "Meditations in C Minor." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4564 While you're here, would you mind helping me get this piano back down the mountain? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4565 Can I get a head, I mean, sorry, can I get a hand? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4566 I understand your frustration, I'll have it tuned as soon as I set up my tent. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4567 I can't play---my back is killing me. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4568 Am I the first one to tell you that the Devil has all the good tunes? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4569 Did you bring the oversized brandy snifter for my tips? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4570 Sorry I'm late for my lesson! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4571 Yeah, well - after two weeks of chafing I’ve gotta pretty sizable organ myself. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4572 Do you know how to play “far far away?” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4573 Dang . . . left my tuning fork in my other back pack 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4574 Keep it down, you're keeping the whole biosphere awake, dude. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4575 ...but the Gershwin concert is the next summit over... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4576 You should really recycle. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4577 Uber Eats delivery--sorry it took two weeks longer than expected. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4578 Can you play something we can sing to? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4579 I thought they did away with Purgatory. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4580 Maybe the wife in a pumpkin shell wasn't a great idea for a show. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4581 My tiny violin was broken. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4582 I guess they really were words to live by, not dance to.... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4583 What about piano man, can you play piano man? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4584 Play “The Bitch is Back”. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4585 I had hoped the hills would be alive figuratively. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4586 It seems to me you may have thrown your Bach out. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4587 Know any trendy songs? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4588 If you're taking requests, my teammates below would love to hear Night On Bald Mountain. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4589 Great, the Piano Man is here...now where’s my tonic and gin? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4590 So what exactly attracted you about The Prelude . . .? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4591 Universal truth is to know; without the beer, how much does a stein weigh? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4592 aint life grand! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4593 Don’t worry, composing a master piece may just take more than 7 days. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4594 They sent me to see if you're dead yet, Billy Joel. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4595 Lord, am I ready to tune that piano and then head back down for a couple brewskis? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4596 Did you finish your practice yet? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4597 Hardy-Har-Har. Were you the one playing ‘Landslide?’ 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4598 We're having a few people over. Would you like to come down and join us? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4599 Forty days and forty nights and still no ditty for the ad campaign? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4600 A monk asked Ummon for a portrait and gave him a blank canvas. Ummon gave it back and said, 'The spaces spell face.' 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4601 I will grant you one wish, Mr. Joel 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4602 Thanks. That crescendo kept me going higher and higher. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4603 My shift was over 30 minutes ago... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4604 The neighbors couldn't stand the noise. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4605 Come back at five o clock on a Saturday. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4606 They want to know if you can play something besides Chopin. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4607 Sorry, but I don’t take requests. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4608 Can you give me a major lift? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4609 Hi! How much is left to the top? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4610 You're in luck! I just composed a new song, "Climb Every Mountain". Would you like to listen to it? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4611 You're lucky we're charging you as a juvenile. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4612 I am searching for the key to Liszt. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4613 It’ll come to you, shall I hum a few bars? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4614 Tell Ron at Interscope I'm going to need a little more time. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4615 Play me off Johnny! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4616 What is the true meaning of 'Damn'? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4617 What do you mean, you're on a break? I want to hear 'Maple Leaf Rag'. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4618 Not bad. Are you on Spotify? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4619 Do you think this is funny? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4620 Cheer up, somethings are never meant to be finished. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4621 In the valley it sounds like Steve Reich. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4622 Sorry I'm late. Bad traffic jam down there! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4623 They said you were playing it up again. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4624 Wow! You hit a lot of flats up here! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4625 Sorry, I'm not dead. I've just been up here for the past 300 years trying to prove that Bach didn't beat me. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4626 Yes, I've climbed all the way up here to ask you. Was that piece Mozart or Haydn? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4627 Do you know the words to "Alfie"? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4628 Come back at five o clock on a Saturday. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4629 How dare you call that piece of trash A Night on Bald Mountain? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4630 Listen to me. My name is not Sam. And I'm a writer not a piano player. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4631 Did you ever take lessons? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4632 Blocked? Don’t sweat it. I’m tone-deaf. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4633 Uh-oh, I forgot to bring the sheet music. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4634 Hey, can I borrow a chord? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4635 How on earth did you get that up there? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4636 You thought a high note would kill me? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4637 So these are the keys to world peace. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4638 The key to happiness is F-Major? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4639 I'm here to give you some inspiration 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4640 Could you liven it up a tad? We’re trying to get down. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4641 Reverb is the new proverb. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4642 A bit far from Casablanca, don’t you think? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4643 Trolling your performances has been a lot better exercise since you went off the grid. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4644 The mountain goats were wondering if you take requests. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4645 Come on ... you don't know ANY Pharrell Williams? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4646 Yes, I do have a question. How did you get that thing up here? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4647 Can you play some Edvard Grieg? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4648 I thought this was the restaurant cartoon. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4649 hi 'c' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4650 If your hands are dirty, I teach only black keys. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4651 You're tired? But "Steinway to Heaven" is a classic. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4652 So you're sure I have the day off? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4653 Start cooperating or we bring in the mime. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
4654 What if I hum a few bars? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4655 I find it "VERY" hard to believe that you think I'm giving you a tip for "THAT" medley of Kanye's greatest hits! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4656 Martha Argerich says you stink. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4657 Do you know The Sound of Music songbook? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4658 From the valley your music is heavenly. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4659 Sing us a song you’re the piano man. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4660 I would like to play you on Broadway. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4661 Why did I come here? This is the weirdest piano lesson ever. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4662 Bang, bang, bangin' on heavens door... just doesn't sound right. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4663 you're a terrible piano player 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4664 For the third time this week, can you please stop composing up here? We're getting tired of cleaning up .... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4665 Late again for your piano lesson? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4666 No, I can't play the piano, but I've got tons of views on You Tube. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4667 Are you Grand Master Flash? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4668 Why are my achievements always overshadowed? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4669 Do you know "Old Man From The Mountain" by Merle Haggard? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4670 It's a long way to the top if you wanna'...play the piano? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4671 I keep the hills alive with the sound of music. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4672 I'm your reliever. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4673 Don't despair. Ready for your lesson? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4674 It's called 'the secret chord' for a reason. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4675 What took you so long, this thing needs to be tuned? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4676 Is this the right class? I'm supposed to be in Modern Lit. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4677 ‘Climb Every Mountain’ was not a request. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4678 Where's the nearest Starbucks? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4679 Hey you, piano man, do you happen to be in need of a lyricist? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4680 And you thought you'll get a drumroll, didn't you? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4681 Your playing takes all the oxygen out of the room! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4682 sorry this is the piano floor, you go up there for the meaning of god. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4683 At this altitude, it can take years for the human body to decompose. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4684 Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the Mountain Top Piano Bar? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4685 Sorry I am late, I was a little flat this morning. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4686 Was it my new song that took your breath away 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4687 I shouldn't have lived life thinking in black and white. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4688 If it helps, I could hum a few bars. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4689 Could you play something by Chopin? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4690 Sorry for the delay, I forgot my tuning fork at basecamp. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4691 you got stuck with the piano? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4692 Okay, as the winner, you're entitled to a peak performance 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4693 Is this the peak?" "You missed it by about 25 years. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4694 I heard your piano needed tuning. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4695 Are you the replacement Sherpa? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4696 I take requests. Just nothing by Kanye. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4697 It was my experiential education final. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4698 Moses, what are you doing? The Promised Land needs faster peace, not a masterpiece. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4699 One more slog! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4700 Why does the piano man have to sing a song? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4701 how long is the intermezzo? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4702 Do you know 'Feelings' or 'Downtown?' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4703 Turns out you can sling a piano pretty far. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4704 Don't worry, it's only downhill from here. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4705 Did you bring your sheet music? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4706 I thought I heard the Pathetique! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4707 Hold me closer tiny climber 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4708 We're got a fabulous offer for a reunion tour and album ! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4709 I heard you needed someone to play you a memory, because you're not really sure how it goes. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4710 I'm sorry, I don't know that one. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4711 They were out of manuscript paper; you'll have to draw in the lines again. . . 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4712 Play me an Oldie. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4713 It’s my turn now! You’ve been at it for millennia! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4714 Play "mystery of life" for me? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4715 Play it, Sam... For old time's sake... Play "As Time Goes By." 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4716 C'mon play something, like, "The Hermit Songs" of Samuel Barber. Are you sure you've never heard of it? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4717 Do you know, "I'd Climb the Highest Mountain"? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4718 Hey, do you know the words to "Climb Every Mountain" ? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4719 Of course I can’t promise anything, but, I’ll try to get you a few weeks in Las Vegas 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4720 The only piece they had in stock was Bach's Sonata in G Major for two pianos. Shall I go back and get it? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4721 All this way and I find out the choir is on strike.. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4722 You're lucky I got here when I did or you'd be de-composing 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4723 Hand me those sheets of paper, I’ve got a bag here for recycling 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4724 "Life is a cabaret old chum?" That's it? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4725 You'd better know the bass part to chopsticks. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4726 Was that the unfinished symphony? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4727 I have a request, please. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4728 Whaddya mean you're burned out on Burt Bacharach? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4729 The folks at base camp wanted me to ask you to get that thing tuned. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4730 Wow, that was a grueling climb but I made it! So...um...I really hope you take requests? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4731 She's not doing too good in Wisconsin. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4732 I’m gonna kick your ass. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4733 No. It's a baby grand, only five years old. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4734 How does it get out of tune so quickly? I was just here ten years ago. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4735 did you ring for a piano tuner? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4736 Is this what they meant by the high note of the trip? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4737 Say hello to my neighbors. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4738 Oh it's you, I like your stuff but I think you peaked in the 80's 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4739 Sorry I dont have any Bitcoins 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4740 Now I will play John Cage's 4'33" 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4741 I'm a bit hungry after that long time. I've heard that your Trout Quintet is very nice. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4742 Too late, it's out of tune. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4743 Do you know anything besides Melancholy Baby? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4744 How the hell do I know? Can't you see I've got composer's block? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4745 Play it again, Samsara. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4746 They said to tell you - "unless you're ready now, the whales will be going a'cappella" 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4747 Do you know "Piano Man"? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4748 Could you play, "I'm Climbing Up the Rough Side of the Mountain"? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4749 They liked ‘Ten Commandments of Love,’ what’s next? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4750 I was waiting for someone to tune it. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4751 Summit, peak, perfection... bah! Does that tune have a great musical hook? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4752 You should have seen the look on the moving guys faces when I asked them to bring it up here. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4753 I am usually not this late. Just finished tuning at Everest. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4754 Sorry, I don't smoke. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4755 Maybe you should stick with producing. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4756 Next time I'll try a canyon floor for inspiration. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4757 On my cue, drop the piano. Then we'll see who's out of tune 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4758 That's it, Rhapsody in Blue! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4759 How do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4760 I was hoping to hear something a little edgier! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4761 Please....... just don't tell Aaron. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4762 So...I'm not the only instrument in the hands of God. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4763 Did you expect a restaurant? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4764 Oh, I forgot to ask... how much does that Stein weigh? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4765 FREE BIRD!!! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4766 A fossil and a stein on a rock. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4767 Rach 3? No, this is only Rach 2. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4768 it's a pretty good crowd, for a saterday 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4769 Oh boy, another arriviste! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4770 Could you play "The Flight of The Bumblebee" at 600 BPM? I'd like to check my climbing heart rate. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4771 I always take the high note. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4772 I could tell from halfway up that that your enharmonics are drifting apart. You called me just in time. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4773 That was some crescendo! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4774 Do you know Rocky Top? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4775 Can you play “Climb Every Mountain” in F? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4776 Yea, he's a clown and a balloon twister, but you won't be laughing when he twists the truth out of you. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
4777 My father asked me to play 'Far, Far Away', and to pack a lunch. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
4778 Beethoven? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
4779 Well, glad to tune it - now that I'm here. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4780 Damn it, Oliver! You told me you'd work on your scales! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4781 I thought you said STENCILS.... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4782 They told me it might get sharp at the top, but this is absurd. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4783 Please give me the meaning of "American Pie" 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4784 I’ve been looking all over for a piano! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4785 The right metaphor eludes me— but you just need to keep practicing. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4786 Heard melodies are sweet, those unheard -even sweeter. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4787 Please! Anything but another polka. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4788 " How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" "Practice practice, practice 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4789 So, you hit that last note a little high. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4790 I brought my tuning fork. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4791 Sorry I’m late. I got Staccato Clef! 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4792 I just shagged a tip jar that blew off from this direction. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4793 They want it back at at Mar-a-Lago! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4794 Can you keep it down? I have work in the morning. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4795 What happened to the hills' sound of music. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4796 Cheer up! You could be another John Denver. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4797 They’ll never believe this down at Bass Camp. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4798 You can stay as long as you want, grandpa. But the Steinway’s coming down with me right now! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4799 How's things in the Grand Canyon? It's a Grand View from here! If you want words of wisdom, Life is Grand if you Play it Right! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4800 How’d you get that thing up here? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4801 Your on candid camera! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4802 Do you know "Funeral For A Friend?" 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4803 Bruce Hornesby???? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4804 I don't do encores. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4805 “Play it Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By’. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4806 Don’t worry, play sappy. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4807 Sorry...it said I was on the fastest route. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4808 Do you have any extra chords? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4809 Forget the meaning of life. I want to know how you got that up here. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4810 I have a burning question and a song request. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4811 Oh that, it's just a little ditty I taught myself. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4812 So you can can move this up to the penthouse, right? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4813 At long last I can play "Heart and Soul." 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4814 I suppose you want a song, too? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4815 Now! can we get married, already?! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4816 Yes, I suppose I did recommend a 'new direction.' 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4817 Having heard that you are the top soloist in the world, I had to come see for myself. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4818 Yes, this is the perfect place to write your "Symphony in F." But if it was in A or B would you write it down there in the flats? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4819 I'm feeling a bit decomposed. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4820 If you had let down your hair, I would have recorded you 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4821 Are you here to tune it again? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4822 I have to cancel any further lessons. I'm taking free lessons from a guy named Brad on youtube. His random floating smile emojis make me feel better about myself than your honest critiques. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4823 Your first SRO? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4824 I’m off now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4825 So that *was* theme music I was hearing! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4826 Oh master, can you teach me to play chopsticks? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4827 Getting it up here was easy. Getting it down is going to suck dicks. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4828 Can you chant middle C? I dropped my tuning fork. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4829 So you ????”Climb Every Mountain”???? with a piano on your back? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4830 I guess we all have our hobbies. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4831 I'm trying to study for an exam. Could you try using the soft pedal? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4832 Turns out it’s harder to get this thing down the mountain than up! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4833 Mind if I take a shit in your piano? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4834 Did you finish it Schubert? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4835 Do you mind grabbing the pool table next? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4836 I knew the mountains were calling. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4837 Just a sec, I dropped my music! I like to play the Jeopardy tune while you wait for your answer. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4838 Could you please stop that infernal racket! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4839 If I have to keep climbing this mountain every time we practice, by the time we finish the mixtape I'll be as old as you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4840 Dad. You can come out of your room now. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4841 May I borrow one of your pianos? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4842 Madonna is ready for your solo now. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4843 I knew it! You were trying to play close to the edge. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4844 I've been waiting for someone to tickle my ivories. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4845 I hope the cellist isn’t too far behind you. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4846 So the secret to happiness is a good piano tuner? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4847 do you know freebird? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4848 We need that jingle yesterday. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4849 I'm seeking life-altering lessons. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4850 So, this is the meaning of life? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4851 The restaurant is one plateau over. I thought I would get spillover because of their long wait, but Uber and Lyft have changed everything. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4852 Apparently by mistake you did not get my entry for the last submission. Here it is again: "OK, let's call this one the mouse that floored" I think it's considerably funnier than the three finalist entries 1.1579 0.06986 57 52 1 4
4853 You need to get out more. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4854 Um.... I forgot your tip jar again. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4855 Did you bring batteries? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4856 Maybe try it in B Flat? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4857 Cartoon staff why is it that I can't view contest cartoon??????? 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
4858 I'm guessing that was F-clef. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4859 Finally you're back from your bathroom break! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4860 You know those colorful Sing for Hope pianos all over the city anyone can just play? Well, this isn't one of them. It's a Steinway. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4861 I said, no TV til you learn the whole thing. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4862 They wanna know if Pepsi’s okay? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4863 You're late, so I went ahead with the concert without the piano being tuned. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4864 Could you play louder 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4865 Can you play "Nearer My God To Thee" or "Feelin' Guru-vey?" 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4866 The Neighbors said it was out of tune. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4867 On top of Old Smokey I presume. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4868 Wow. You really do exist, more flat than we thought down there but hey, here you are 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4869 Are the one that called for a mover? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4870 I’m responding to your craigslist ad, do you have the pair of Hamilton tickets? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4871 Sorry,I played that last week 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4872 Can you hum a few bars? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4873 OMG, DON'T play it again, Sam! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4874 Are you the top dog here? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4875 Yo! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4876 wonder if you can help me---is this the right way to carnegie hall 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4877 The President will see you now. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4878 Julie Andrews you ain't. Julie Andrews you ain't. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4879 Manuscript paper? Sorry, I don't have any. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4880 So this is where they hid Beethoven. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4881 We didn't have to climb to the mountaintop, just google "Writer's Block Rehab." It's a cocktail bar in a Philadelphia alleyway. Who knew? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4882 No Autumn Sonata doesn't translate to summit this fall. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4883 So this is why they call them the grand tetons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4884 Ending on a high note 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4885 I offer the meaning of life through a musical. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4886 Not exactly the high note ending I was expecting 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4887 Ahh, THAT kind of Key Master... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4888 Life may be grand for you but what about me ? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4889 Excuse me, but it's that f sharp... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4890 If you don't start talking, things are going to get serious. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4891 Do you know how to finish it? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4892 Actually, I requested ‘New York State of Mind’. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4893 I'm impressed you made it. It's nearly impossible to get good seats for this performance. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4894 Rock. Man. (In). Off. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4895 Do you know "It's a long way to Tipperary?" 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4896 This may seem like a silly question, but how do you get to Carnegie Hall?" This may be a silly question, "but how do you get to Carnegie Hall." 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4897 It'll sound better after I tune it. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4898 Don't B so flat. The view is amazing! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4899 Sorry, I thought these were the Baby Grand Tetons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4900 Sorry, but I think you're using the wrong clef. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4901 Sorry, wrong instrumental mountain. Do you know where the nearest clarinet is? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4902 Play it, Sam. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4903 No, I didn't bring you a tip snifter. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4904 So that's why they're called the Grand Tetons! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4905 Do you know how to play "Danny Boy?" 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4906 I told my wife that a free follow-up tuning was a bad idea. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4907 The meaning of life!! Haven't you ever listened to Frank Sinatra down there? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4908 Practice, practice, practice. Now you tell me the meaning of life. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4909 "Sorry, I forgot to tell Mobile Tuning that there was not room for the helicopter. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4910 I could have gone to the jazz bar next door for this. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4911 Could you show me the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4912 man: god? god: oh man how I'm glad to see you, do you have a second verse for "...high on a mountaintop..." ? 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
4913 Damn it! You broke my muse! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4914 Do you have any water up here? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
4915 Secret of Life? You must B Sharp! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4916 I just can't trust someone who prefers the Suzuki method to know the meaning of life. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4917 I think you are taking this artistic recluse thing a bit too far. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4918 I’m looking for the wise man who can also dance. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4919 You've finally arrived, Dr. Strange. I have so much to show you. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4920 At first, Jim was confused when his yogi told him to dive the deepest mountain and climb the highest C. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4921 Dang! I forgot my Allen wrenches. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4922 Is it helping? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4923 Where are the choirs of angels? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4924 Summiting Piano Mountain,,,,,who would have guessed? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4925 Aw shoot, God! You removed the peak! There goes my chance to have an amazing experience..." 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4926 No stairway?!? Denied! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4927 "Oh Lewis, if you had asked for directions for once in your life you would have known to go "up-right". 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4928 What took you so long? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4929 So this is where pianists go when they die! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4930 You're late 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4931 Hi! I'll have a highball on the rocks! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4932 my piano tuner quit 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4933 Are you sure you have the passion, the stamina, the determination? Believe me, it's all uphill from here. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4934 Where’s the restroom for the pianist? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4935 Don't worry about it. We just want to hear your hits. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4936 Nordstroms only needs you as Santa this year. They already have a piano player. Sorry. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4937 I hope I am not too late. I am here to apply for the page turner position. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4938 Sorry, the concert was called off due to adverse wind conditions 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4939 Might have known you'd reach the pinnacle first by practicing your head off! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4940 You're just the inspiration I need for my writer's block. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4941 I'm slipping! Play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4942 Jim says if you don't come down now you're out of piano club. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4943 You wouldn't happen to have a pen on you? Mine went dry. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4944 Do you have any handi wipes? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4945 “Grand Oracle, anything note worthy to share? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4946 Ms. Gradova I presume. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4947 Seriously? I climbed this mountain to hear you play and you have an Artist Authenticity crisis? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4948 Look, I know you have waiting for awhile, but, there must be something for you to play! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4949 What is the meaning of Chopin's études? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4950 You and me, we could make some beautiful music together. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4951 Steinway is the piano manufacturer not a suggested method of exercise. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4952 Have you seen a large round rock? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4953 No, the restaurant from the previous New Yorker cartoon was 3 mountain peaks over to the left. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4954 Need help getting that piano bach down? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4955 I'm sorry I'm late for my music lesson. I ran into a herd of wild yaks that wouldn't let me pass. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4956 I've been in a state of contemplative meditation for 40 years to decipher the meaning of self and to understand what it is to be...and you want to hear chopsticks? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4957 Hey do you know any Billy Joel? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4958 I'll do anything for a good seat. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4959 I've been working on a thirty-third variation. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4960 Sorry for the intrusion, but it really sounded like you needed help. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4961 Care to accompany me on some scales? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4962 Sorry. I'll try to keep the noise down. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4963 I am looking for The Lost Cord and was told you might have it. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4964 I’m sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
4965 You sound a little flat. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4966 They call me Van Climburn. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4967 What I have to pay to play? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4968 You still accomplished greatness. Who cares if I were the one whom achieved it first? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4969 Don't tell me you're in treble again 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4970 No more excuses - I'm tired of looking into the audience and seeing that empty seat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4971 Man, what are you doin' here?" Oh, la la la, di da da... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4972 It doesn't have to be a masterpiece. She's dead, anyway. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4973 I’ve arrived with the meaning of life—the perfect chorus! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4974 You cannot use a transitive verb to get out of practicing your scales. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4975 I'm all that's left of the Everest Pops. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4976 How about we get some thicker air for that writer’s block? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4977 Enlightenment? Is that by Beyoncé? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4978 Please just tune it to 440. I came here to get away from the 432 people. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4979 I came here to complain about your music, if you can hear me. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4980 I need something to lift me up. If you could play it again? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4981 Play me a song piano man. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4982 Dad, it’s about time you finished that perfect concerto? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4983 I need water soon, but Chopin immediately! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
4984 Remember, you compose beautiful stuff. Just don’t wait another 40 years between tunings. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4985 No, I DON'T know "Up On The Roof"! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4986 I am your muse, but not one with wings. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4987 Enlightenment, it's not a tune, and no, I can't hum a few bars of it. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4988 Well, they're out of Wagner. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4989 I've come for piano lessons. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4990 So that's how it is, eh, wise guy? Well we have ways of making you laugh. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4991 Sure I have inner harmony but I don’t play by ear. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4992 Glad I could help, but now if you'll excuse me - I'm going to go rest high on THAT mountain. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4993 They don’t call it “Eroica” for nothing. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4994 You mean you forgot my Mozart again! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4995 How do you interpret Chopin - so many musical choices to make about rubato, pedaling, and tempo. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4996 Sorry to keep you waiting. My tuning fork fell into a crevasse and I hiked to Katmandu for a replacement 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
4997 If convenience was what you were after, you should’ve let Dan Smith teach you guitar. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4998 I would have thought by now you would have mastered something besides "Chopsticks." 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4999 To tell you the truth, I'm on a quest for the harpist. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5000 Huh, so this is where pianists come when they die? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5001 I wish my brother George were here. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5002 Ain’t no mountain high enough 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5003 I’m here ’til eternity. Don’t forget to try the veal. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5004 You mean you want an alto, not a soprano? I climbed up here for nothing? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5005 Can you do Freebird? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5006 I got your note, your career has reached a crescendo and plateaued out. Time to face the music. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5007 Ironically, hundreds have found composer then lost their grip. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5008 Do you have any hot cross buns? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5009 I know you said you wouldn’t come down until it was done, but how much longer until you’re finished with “Mount Sinai Sonata”? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5010 Do you take special request? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5011 Is this the Stairway to Heaven? Do I look like Led Zepplin? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5012 We can't afford to pay musicians, but the crowds are huge and it'll be great exposure! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5013 Call the tuner! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5014 Haven't you finished that symphony yet? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5015 Play "Melancholy Baby," willya? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5016 Have you seen any other evidence that the von Trapp family used this route to escape? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5017 My lucky day! Can you help me gahaul this off the mountain? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5018 Your on top of the World when you play Carnegie Hall ! Not here 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5019 How long has it been out of tune? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5020 Of course they all grab harps and stick the one guy who can’t fly with the piano... anyway, here’s Wonderwall 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5021 Bad news God, I forgot the tuning fork. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5022 No, I don't know "Melancholy Baby." 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5023 I know a drone delivered it, but I still need your signature. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5024 Wow, so you're Rock Maninov. I was delighted to hear piano concerto No. 2 down in the valley solo! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5025 I was summoned to fix your lid... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5026 Me? I’m scaling the Terr’ble Cliff. And you? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5027 Hey, I'll show you how to tune it so you can do it yourself. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5028 I don't know. It came with the condo. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5029 Could you play 'Climb Every Mountain' one more time? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5030 Is your orchestra arriving by parachute? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5031 I’ll give you a 5 to do “Stand by me”. It’s her favorite. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5032 Rock on. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5033 Don't tell me you can't play 'On Top of Old Smokey.' 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5034 I don’t know any Messiaen, how about “Louie Louie”? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5035 Do you know "The Road Home?" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5036 Don't stop. I loved your 3rd concerto!! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5037 Got your metronome delivery, mister. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5038 It's difficult to find a reliable piano tuner in these parts. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5039 It's a little pitchy, dawg. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5040 Heading off somewhere? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5041 You want "Big Rock Candy Mountain" or "Rocky Mountain High" ? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5042 What? You might know the meaning of life if I could hum a few bars? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5043 Oh sorry, I was looking for Coachella 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5044 Oh shoot! Which one of these mountains has the upright bass master so I can learn at HIS feet. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5045 Sure hope you're not in search of the lost chord. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5046 How about a few bars of "Life is Just a Bowl of Cherries." 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5047 Now I have completed the twelve major scales. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5048 Tell me, what is the key to life? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5049 Do you know Rocky Top? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5050 Sorry, my repertoire does not include Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sinatra'. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5051 Maestro, with respect, your recital has been cancelled on account of height and minimum oxygen. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5052 I thought you were playing by ear. I guess not. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5053 You mean there is no sound of one part harmony? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5054 Apologies for the delay. That last piano tuning was a doozy. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5055 Good news is your tuner is here. Bad news is I mistook the tuning fork for a piton. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5056 "I've come a long. long way? Not sure I know that one. Hum a few bars. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5057 Do you know " I Climb All The Way Up Here to Get Away from The World and All I Find Is An Old Guy Playing Melancholy Baby"? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5058 Madame *** établit un piano dans les Alpes. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5059 The New York Philharmonic sent me to see if you've finished yet. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5060 How much further to the crescendo? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5061 Does it look like I know Despacito? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5062 How's the monotasking going? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5063 The map says to stop when I C-flat 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5064 You can't? And I don't suppose you can tune a fish either. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5065 Not sure if I do; can you hum a few bars? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5066 Hey, I came just to hear you play! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5067 Are you going to play me in? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5068 Dad, I think it’s time you start thinking about your retirement. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5069 Mr.Mussorgsky, you've been up here for months. If you don't finish that piece soon it might lose all credibility. [I'm not sure if it's supposed to be 'it' might lose...or 'you' might lose...Please correct is needed.] 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5070 Sorry it took me so long. No, the music doesn’t don’t accept Amex. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5071 Sorry, I thought this was Billy Joel's place. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5072 And I was just looking for the lost chord. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5073 Can you play the Westworld theme?" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5074 Its too edgy 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5075 Sorry, I don't play requests. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5076 Oh, God... You've just been improvising for the past year. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5077 Well done, Mr Cage, 4 minutes 33 seconds. Now as soon as you've repaired my piano you can go home. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5078 Play 'Piano Man'. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5079 Hey.....Save it for the cleft divers....... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5080 I'm still a novice clef-climber. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5081 Can I get a descending Shepard tone for the trip down? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5082 I'm winded... start off with an instrumental! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5083 And it gives me absolutely no pleasure to say it, but 'I told you so'. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5084 It looked like it sounded good from afar. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5085 I peaked too early. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5086 I had to eat my dead son to survive 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5087 Your Music is a Cliff Hanger 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5088 it's true! The major chord you find on the mountain top is the major chord you bring with you. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5089 The Meaning of Life? What, as a sequel to ‘The Circle of Life’? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5090 If you're here to pray for more show tunes, you're in luck. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5091 I assume you take requests? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5092 I can't sing in this high a key. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5093 Obviously, I misunderstood the term "geological composition". 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5094 How do you get to the Taj Mahal? PRACTICE! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5095 Your head is in the clouds again, eh? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5096 I'm a reviewer for the Times. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5097 Do you know "Chopsticks?" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5098 Art intimidates life. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5099 "Ohhh, I thought they said a Grand Canyon" [Canyon is in italics] 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5100 No, the restaurant reservations desk is next peak along. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5101 You know, "Piccolo on the Plateau" would have the same ring to it... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5102 Knock it off! I'm trying to sleep. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5103 Can you please be a bit more piano? I'm tired as hell! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5104 I'm NOT playing it again...and my name is not SAM ! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5105 I am here to tune a Pontiac. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5106 Just two octaves higher, somewhere in the high C range, and I can get those angels jammin'. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5107 Is that a Bosendorfer? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5108 Can't afford the extra-distance tuning fee. Would you take enlightenment? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5109 In the grand scheme of things... I'd say it looks like you lost your compos-ure... 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5110 Are you the one with the advertisement for a jazz piano player? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5111 Play 'My Melancholy Baby'. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5112 I don't even want to know. Wrong Cartoon, I'm out of here. Oh, wait, you DO have a head. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5113 Do you have any waffles 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5114 This is the hardest tuning gig I've ever had. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5115 I heard you were Hip Hop 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5116 Yes, composing cosmic rhythms tuned to the infinite is omniscient, but at the end of the month,the piano goes back to the rental service. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5117 Am I in treble? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5118 Only the best music makes it to the top. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5119 Climb every mountain...Ford every stream...Follow every rainbow...'Till you find your dream...A dream that will need...All the love you can give...Every day of your life...For as long as you live...Climb every mountain... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5120 Gee, I did't expect to hear the same old tune. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5121 Do you know "We Are the Champions?" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5122 this is a long climb for piano lessons 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5123 Sorry, old white men can't save jazz from dying. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5124 Do you know any songs in the Key of Life? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5125 This next song is entitled, “I love you madly even though you treat me badly.” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5126 I hate this for both you and me, but I forget my tuning fork. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5127 No Mountain High Enough, You Are My Rock 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5128 You owe my client 43 years of royalty payments for use of that tune. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5129 How did you get that up here? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5130 Teacher, will you teach us "climb every mountain" 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5131 Mister Anderson, meet Special Agent Juggles. Thanks to his brilliant undercover work, we've foiled your plot to kidnap Eric Trump. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5132 Are you telling me that the signs pointing to the "Steinway" are not pointing to a way up the mountain? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5133 I’m your only muse and I’m here to tell you classical music will never be your strong suit. Yodeling, on the other hand... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5134 I'm guessing the elevator is still out of order? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5135 Hmm, this is not what I was expecting. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5136 Shhhhh! It was 4 in the morning! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5137 America's Got Talent want their piano back and I want to know how on earth did you do it? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5138 Sixty-three years? Can’t say I hear it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5139 It has been a long wait. Please tell me you can play Chopsticks. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5140 Maybe you should use a little less echo. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5141 Rock. Man. (In). Off. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5142 If it'll help any, I always carry a drum kit in my backpack. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5143 I'm actually looking for eastern wisdom 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5144 Just don't say it was a grand idea. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5145 Sorry about the avalanche. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5146 Kal-El! Unfortunately, the "fortress of solitude" was foreclosed during the 2008 housing crisis...but I am sure Jor-El would have have appreciated the craftsmanship of this piano I was able to acquire for you. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5147 Grand Tetons, grand piano. Makes sense to me. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5148 I didn't climb all the way up here to listen to rock & roll. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5149 I'm teaching myself patience. What do you want? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5150 Moist towlette? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5151 I need a muse, not a cello. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5152 That song is as old as the hills. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5153 No, I am not Liberace ! ! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5154 There have been some noise complaints from the strata downstairs. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5155 You should really invest in an elevator. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5156 hey, your piano needs tuning. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5157 Is it in tune? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5158 An audience at last. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5159 Paganini? How 'bout a little John Denver? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5160 Do you know "Melancholy Baby"? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5161 No wonder tickets were so cheap! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5162 How about “Chopsticks”? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5163 Okay, so do want the Rocky Theme or the Theme from 2001? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5164 Play me up 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5165 A magical Pianist?! Damn lisp. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5166 It looks like you could use a little inspiration! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5167 Thanks! Your tinkling the ivories has trickled down to base camp. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5168 Play me “ What is the meaning of life?” 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5169 Kanye West wants me to ask if you will play on his next CD. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5170 Ah, my muse. Took you long enough! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5171 You need to wipe down the keys before you leave 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5172 I climbed all this way just to hear "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5173 The piano tuner says he doesn't make house calls anymore, but he lent me his tools. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5174 I thought I heard "Climb Any Mountain." 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5175 Do you know anything from "The Sound Of Music? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5176 I would name your piece "Climb Every Mountain". 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5177 I guess getting there is really the fun part. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5178 Sorry, but I think I prefer the Walmart yodeling kid. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5179 Move over and let's run thru Schubert's sonata in C major for piano four hands. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5180 What, you were expecting the Mahavishnu Orchestra? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5181 This clef has been giving me treble since the bridge, and I heard you're the guy to talk to. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5182 Just thought I should let you know your C sharp is a little out of tune 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5183 Keep going. It's very uplifting. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5184 Your tunes aren't hits anymore--even here. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5185 Is it the climb? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5186 Oh, please. Not again. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5187 Working outside the office has its perks, but my music has really plateaued since I’ve been here. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5188 I moved here to find inspiration for my Grand Canyon suite. It's a work in progress. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5189 What's the key? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5190 Excuse me, but the folks at your brother's restaurant are requesting that you play louder. The place needs more atmosphere. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5191 I'm trying to finish this aerie-ah. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5192 4’33”. I’d recognize it anywhere. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5193 You really play the extreme of uplifting music. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5194 A common mistake -- this is Hopeless Mountain. Inspiration Ledge's next mountain over. Need a hand with that piano? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5195 Just to confirm your ad, no neighbors complain about practicing? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5196 Nice to see you finally made it to the top of your class! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5197 Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my keys. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5198 "How in hell did you get that piano up here"? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5199 Did you really think you survived that fall Kevin? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5200 It was a Major B scaling this 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5201 Sorry, we are no longer accepting applications for the Spring recital. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5202 I came to learn the meaning of life, but now I'm not sure I can Handel it. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
5203 The tuning is free but the portal to portal charge is a different matter 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5204 Your last paper boy quit and I got here as fast as I could! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5205 Open mic night, right? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5206 Now that I am here, I think we are both a little out of tune. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5207 Time to go back down buddy. This is a private concert. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5208 "Hi, I'm Adam Levine". 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5209 A one and a two and a you know what to do! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5210 No excuses! I managed to get here on time. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5211 No... I climbed the Octave Scale... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5212 I was absolutely transported by your playing. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5213 Oh, sorry... I was looking for the restroom. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5214 Yes, I remembered to bring more pencils. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5215 Honkywhat? Honky Cat? I think that's Elton John you're looking for. I'm Meltin' John. He's one flight up. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5216 Can we trade backpacks? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5217 Where'd you find it? Down in the Valley, the Valley so Low? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5218 Could you tell me the meaning of life, in D minor? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5219 I thought you were an echo 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5220 No, I don't take requests. I can only play "Climb Every Mountain. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5221 Yes, but the reverb of the first movement is just mind blowing, during the second movement. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5222 OK, You carried it up, you got chops, but I think I deserve a few keys. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5223 I know the stage manager 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5224 Melancholy baby? Can you hum a few bars? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5225 Hey--could you hold off on the crashing sforzandos for a minute? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5226 The audience is breathless in anticipation. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5227 No, I don’t know how to tune a piano. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5228 Could we have he "Moonlight" sonata, followed by the Hallelujah chorus, please? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5229 I heard you play Ludwig van Beethoven Concerto No. 5, Emperor in E-flat mi bemol majeur 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5230 "Climb Every Mountain" would be appropriate at this time! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5231 Is this a high enough note for you? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5232 John Denver! I always knew you were still alive! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5233 Oh, good, you’re still here... An old man with an oboe fell past me, and I was afraid you had given up on your dream. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5234 Damn, I was expecting a fanfare! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5235 I can't believe its not butter 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5236 I really will practice more this week. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5237 Hallelujah! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5238 I heard you needed help--I'm a piano tuner. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5239 You ever think of doing a hologram performance? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5240 I'm going to have to charge you a little extra for your lesson. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5241 So... Chopsticks? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5242 Can you play "Melancholy Baby? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5243 Are you sure the IRS wants me? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5244 Does this venue validate parking? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5245 I’ve been waiting a long time to tickle the keys for someone. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5246 I heard you had hard clefts to scale to get here. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5247 I presume there was a free delivery offer? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5248 Very few can keep their heads when the reach the top. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5249 Trust me, you'll be higher at Burning Man. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5250 Hi, Are the Scream? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5251 Can you play Chopin’s Polonaise in A-flat major, Op.53 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5252 And everyone thought if you were this isolated, Herr Schubert, you’d finally finish it. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5253 I hit a lot of flats. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5254 I'm sorry, but I don't take requests. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5255 The lengths some hipsters go to find obscure music. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5256 Can you play any new tunes? Mine are from the 18th century. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5257 Do you know, 'What's the meaning of life?' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5258 I've been working on an unaccompanied solo at the top 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5259 REALLY "you're concert is Sold Out !" 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5260 Just wanted to say it's not tuned to 440Hz 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5261 Do you know Kelly Clarkson's The Meaning of Life? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5262 Chopsticks? Really? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5263 Thanks for the offer, but there's not much point in gathering my sheet music until I find my head. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5264 Wanna play chopsticks? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5265 Perhaps you can help me. I'm searching for the lost chord. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5266 The next on the repertoire is an aria from the maestro himself! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5267 Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough to keep me from hearing your poor piano playing. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5268 Crescendo infinitivo? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5269 Judy leaves the mountaintop after the sixth performance of "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain" 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
5270 I first saw you at the Rachmaninoff concert in the Austrian Alps. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5271 I'm still working on the "Hall" and "King" bits. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5272 Keep going, you’ve only scaled to a flat minor ledge. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5273 How many times do I have to tell you? F-SHARP in measure 3! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5274 Amadou, dear, don’t be so dramatic. I do wish I’d packed some extra sandwiches, though. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5275 You know, that dramatic shift to minor when I slipped was really distracting. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5276 Whew...what a day...I’d sure love to hear Piano Man right about now. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5277 It is somewhat derivative of Philip Glass. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5278 The meaning of life? Nope . . . I'm the tuner. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5279 Hey Padre, could you bust out some Freebird? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5280 The line (pant) you're looking for (pant) is "only fools rush in" (pant). 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5281 Gee, the least you could do is play TA-DAH !! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5282 Looks like only one of us kept our composure. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5283 Your mind went blank again? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5284 Did you come for the grand view? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5285 I climbed all this way to help YOU out? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5286 No tuning fork? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5287 Sorry-wrong mountain. I'm the violin instructor. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5288 The hall is just up ahead. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5289 You've made a mess of things down there...and this is how you choose to focus your energy? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5290 When does Cardi B start? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5291 We agreed to 20 minute sets 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5292 How about "A Night on Bald Mountain"? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5293 damn bitch you live like this? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5294 Schubert?? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5295 Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but there already is an "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5296 Now I know why it's called the Grand Canyon. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5297 I was once a great pianist - but, then my career plateaued. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5298 Do you take requests? Maybe some boogie woogie? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5299 " I am seeking the conclusion of the Unfinished Symphony". 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5300 Can you play something more upbeat? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5301 No offense, sir, but I was actually looking for the mountain hermit with the restaurant from a few cartoons ago. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5302 It's OK, Shubert. We love it the way it is. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5303 Ten granola bars if you play the theme to “Rocky”? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5304 Thank God you showed up - I was just about to call this "Unfinished Symphony Number 2" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5305 Dr. Beattie? I lost my father in my early childhood and was hoping you might teach me to sight-read. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5306 I usually just bring my upright. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5307 You did indeed reach a very high note 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5308 Summit Sonata interrupted 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5309 These hills don’t look so alive with the sound of music 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5310 Sorry, I'm more of a harmonica guy 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5311 I couldn't get ivory keys. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5312 So, how did you get to Carnegie Hill? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5313 hey SCIENCE whys the aaaaaaaaa i go to the store n 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5314 The Lost Chord? The Moody Blues scored that from Arthur Sullivan. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5315 I only did practice on Tuesday. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5316 Man, what are you doing here... la, la, la, de-de-da! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5317 Did you say "Rachmaninoff" or "I'm off on a rock"? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5318 A couple more practices … you’re at Carnegie! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5319 Well. to be perfectly honest, I was expecting a Leopard...... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5320 Do you know “Stairway to Heaven”? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5321 I play to win. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5322 Our national park regulations do not permit Bach to be played above 3,000 feet. Inspiration will have to come from somewhere else. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5323 Sorry. Proper tuning gear was not quickly found. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5324 The suits want it now. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5325 Are you responding to the ad? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5326 Really....a baby grand? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5327 Ah. I see. Now it all makes sense. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5328 Many seek the Grail unaware of its heavy burden. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5329 My climb fell flat. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5330 We can do this the hard way or the funny way. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5331 Ah,I see y Ah,you've have made it to the musical interlude of your climb. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5332 Well....sing us a song already.... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5333 So you want to tickle these keys? Again! A minor, from the top. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5334 I've got a score for "We Shall Overcome". 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5335 They told me, "Practice, practice, practice." But this is as close as I came to Carnegie Hall. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5336 No, sir. No battery operated metronome. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5337 Lordy, I hope there's a tape of that last composition. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5338 is it true? are you johann sebastian backpack? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5339 Do you know: "After the fall?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5340 Sorry, I’m just a lyricist. I don’t do orchestrations. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5341 I never thought I’d find the headless piano man up here. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5342 Byron Janis, I presume? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5343 Pfft, so much for ‘Stairway to heaven’ 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5344 A little more yodeling and a little less "Rocky Mountain High" and you might have something. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5345 I see you lost your head to music. Do you have any other qualifications? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5346 Good! Now do it again in E. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5347 Excuse me. Which way to the Florida Keys? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5348 God I hate scales. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5349 Dont talk to me about tired! You should have seen me lugging this Piano up here 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5350 Do you have any sugar? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5351 Can you play heart and soul? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5352 *catches breathe* "Play 'Free Bird!'" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5353 If I'm being honest, a bit heavy-handed. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5354 Could you play something by Barry Manilow? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5355 They sent me up to ask you to knock off the “China Doll”, OK? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5356 I couldn't get it to fit in my studio apartment. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5357 Wrong mountaintop. Where can I find the keys to success? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5358 Steinway or Bechstein? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5359 Play "do you know the way to San Jose?" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5360 My coffee had better still be hot! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5361 I would like to make a key change. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5362 Doesn't the weather throw that thing out of tune? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5363 So can you play the lost chord for me? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5364 I'll be right back with a tuning lever. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5365 Ohhhh! *Pianist*! That makes more sense, now that I think of it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5366 It has altitude sickness. I can only play the high notes up here. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5367 Do you have all the verses to "Hallelujah"? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5368 Come back later, I'm still trying to write the next hit for Billy Joel 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5369 I'm not here to entertain you 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5370 It goes, "It's nine o'clock on a Saturday..." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5371 Good. I'm stuck on C Major. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5372 It took you way too long to bring the remaining sheet music. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5373 What’s the meaning of clef? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5374 You'll feel much better once I get it tuned. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5375 No dice. Show me those quotes. I bet you told all the other removalists the piano wasn't upstairs. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5376 All I said was one more time with feeling. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5377 I am a 'functioning' alcoholic! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5378 Rihanna? I don’t know that one. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5379 Another intrepid explorer who doesn't know "chopsticks". 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5380 It's a lot of flights up, but at least it's rent-controlled. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5381 Wait, so you're telling me all dogs DON'T go to heaven? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5382 Thanks, I forgot my headphones. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5383 I decided to scrap the rock opera. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5384 Do you take requests? I made it all this way. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5385 Great thoughts require a grand piano 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5386 Sorry mate, already played Top of the World today. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5387 No, this is the Tetons’ Grand. The peak you’re looking for is the next range over. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5388 Congratulations! Your piano solo has just been nominated in the Mountain Music category. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5389 Somehow I pictured a different venue for ‘Rocky Mountain High’! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5390 You're gonna send us Bach, aren't you? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5391 No, this idea was definitely more fartsy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5392 Sweet Jesus that was one hell of a climbing to this so called Mt. Grandpaiano oh wait, now I see they haven't misspelled it's name after all 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5393 Where to now Mr. Horowitz ? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5394 I saw your add in the paper... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5395 Can you play, 'Climb the Highest Mountain'? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5396 Don't stop now, 'play that funky music white boy' ! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5397 Have you seen my keys? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5398 You've scaled the mountain. Now let's hear some scales. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5399 B natural [note to editor- I would write it in musical notation: a ‘b natural’ whole note on a treble clef, maybe a fermata above? Or if that’s too confusing just a capital B with the musical notation for ‘natural’ after it] 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5400 Can you play some recent hits? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5401 Is this where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5402 They said you can help me find composer. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5403 I've got the changes. And he says the discrimination squad won't like calling it "Gypsy". 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5404 So THIS is how you get to Carnegie Hall. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5405 No no no, I’m the Mountain Man. You need to go into space to find that other guy. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5406 Holy Moses! That was a long way up. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5407 You're not as tiny as I was led to believe. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5408 I have the Extreme subscription package. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5409 "You think that was an uphill battle? Well, it's all downhill from here." ??? Happy 20th Jasper! ??? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5410 So this is where I've been hearing Billy Joel's "Piano Man" coming from all day. Thank god, I thought I was hearing things. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5411 Three days ago, you trashed the middle eight of "Ain’t No Mountain High Enough," again! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5412 Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5413 Can you do "Out of My Head"??? I really like the Little Anthony and the Imperial version with that choppy piano. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5414 Do you accept drop-in lessons? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5415 But I only know the “Soul” half of “Heart and Soul,” too. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5416 And I thought I could find an easy job in the heights 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5417 Not a bone! Fetch the piano stool. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5418 Welcome to Section A#. Would you care to listen to some Old MacDonald? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5419 Play me another one, Sam. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5420 Oh, that's why it's called the B-flat Trail. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5421 No word from Beyonce? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5422 Did you try playing ‘Hallelujah’’? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5423 I know you wanted to get away so you could write your own music, but did you really hav to go this far? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5424 Nope, you still haven't found the lost chord. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5425 So, you played your head off, and now you need relief? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5426 You're telling me I've reached this scaling the musical climb? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5427 Hey . . . hello . . . sorry . . . out of breath. Found your musical scores uplifting! If you take requests, love to hear Rock Mountain High. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5428 Greetings! I came all this way to tune the piano... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5429 Tom Dooley ??? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5430 And I thought I was playing it by ear... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5431 Mountain rescue? No, I need a writer's block rescue. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5432 The New Yorker says "Play to win." 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5433 Everyone at base camp wants to hear Mancini's theme to the "Pink Panther." 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5434 I can hit the high! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5435 Trump sent me. Aside from playing the piano, do you give legal advice? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5436 Try it in C Sharp. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5437 Tell us where the chow is or the dog gets it. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5438 Cut out the racket. You're disturbing our migration. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5439 Beethoven is your second mountain top to your left. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5440 The key to reaching this alto-tude from the bass was the first meter. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5441 Would you mind practicing 'Für Elise' a little further away still? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5442 Do you know how the Unfinished Symphony ends? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5443 Is this the zenith? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
5444 Hiking was never my forte. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
5445 The time? Sure, old man, it's--AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5446 Play some Skynyrd! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5447 The F sharp above middle C sticks. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5448 It might’ve been easier to send up a flare than compose an original concerto? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5449 Life is a fugue. Deal with it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5450 I guess 'There ain't no mountain high enough' is my request. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5451 Where have you been Haydn? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5452 The only place FBI can't raid. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5453 You should play louder...the heavens can't hear you. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5454 How about playing my new piece? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5455 How about a piece by Rockmaninoff? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5456 Listen, I didn't climb all the way up here to be told you don't know how to play "White Houses". 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5457 What song is it you want to hear? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5458 Hey Muhammad, practice may make perfect, but it's definitely time to move on. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5459 "Play That Funky Music". 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5460 Now I wish I'd taken up the violin. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5461 And you were impressed with John Tesh at Red Rocks!? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5462 Don't your fingers get cold? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5463 How long have you been here? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5464 Writer's block....everything I write turns into 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5465 Well damn! I was searching for the Grand Plan. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5466 Oh dear, can’t ever escape them... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5467 Do you get cell reception here? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5468 I thought I heard something that would blow someone's mind. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5469 I see the hills are alive with the sound of music! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5470 A piano g-string? You should have been more specific on your order. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5471 Please tell me we're not gonna practice 'Chopsticks' again. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5472 I want to live forever. I want to learn how to fly (high). 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5473 But did you practice? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5474 I just lose my head over piano music!! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5475 Welcome to Nordstroms 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5476 And after Detective Giggles, there are 20 more clowns waiting to burst through that door. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5477 How heavy is a tuning fork? Think about the poor guys who had to haul this piano up here! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5478 Do you really need any sheet music for "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5479 Man, what are you doin’ here? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5480 Is THIS the Last Waltz? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5481 Look, it's just not that kind of party, dude! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5482 Irwin, you've got to ask the director for more time 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5483 So... Chopsticks? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5484 Oh CRAP! I was told that you were taking requests. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5485 Is this really the best way to practice scales? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5486 What do you mean you don't know On Top of Old Smokey? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5487 If you play ??Eye of the Tiger?? right now, there's some water in it for ya! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5488 Looks like we could both use some tips 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5489 Dumbledore? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5490 I was told I would C minor when I got up here, but... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5491 Jeez, it feels like I've been waiting since the beginning of time. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5492 Even now, I can't smile without you, for I am music, and I write the songs. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5493 You can 'sign' outside your knees. Nobody's watching! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5494 Cause baby there ain't no.......What the? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5495 Eternal peace is duets? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5496 "I think you need to put a little more "soul" into it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5497 I'm a huge fan of your work, but let's try something upbeat for a change. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5498 It's too bad I'm tone deaf... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5499 Playing by ear? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5500 You wouldn't happen to have a tuning key in there, would you? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5501 What do you mean am I chiropractor?? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5502 Yes, Carl, I'm POSITIVE that Taylor Swift wasn't singing about you in her last album. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5503 Do you know Swanee River? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5504 Hey! Have you heard of noise cancelling headphones? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5505 No, Siri didn't say anything about practice, practice, practice. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5506 They didn't have any blank sheet music. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5507 The Pianist didn't like my composition, so I sent her on her way. Sorry, no concert. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5508 Play something other than Rocky Top. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5509 Hope I'm not too late to deliver the paper you requested! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5510 It looks like you need help composing a new hymn 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5511 What do you mean you're not a Julliard graduate? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5512 Whatever you have already is probably fine. I'm not sure you can even call it music anymore. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5513 Are you the one who has Beethoven's lost sonata? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5514 Your music is not cliché. The New Yorker, on the other hand . . . 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5515 Sorry, but I think you have the wrong address. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5516 I'm from the Rockies Talent Agency but I see you've already been headhunted. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5517 Humm a few bars... I’ll try to wing it 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5518 I thought your "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" recital was next Tuesday. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5519 I hate to tell you but if you're looking for the 'stairway to heaven'... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5520 You guys and your mounts. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5521 Would you happen to know if I should still be expecting Julie Andrews? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5522 Tom's enthusiasm for his craigslist purchase was short-lived. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5523 The lost chord? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5524 Sure, I can play Free Bird. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5525 Can't beat the acoustics up here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5526 I’ve been working on a solo 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5527 I didn't expect to see you three sheets of music to the wind.... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5528 No, I mean literally turn the page. For me. While I play. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5529 Maestro, you've taken 'Chopsticks' to new heights! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5530 Now I know why the symphony's unfinished. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5531 This is really a grand view from up here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5532 I can't believe you came all the way up here just to make a joke about a 10,000 ft pianist. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5533 "Ethiopian Melody" also known as "Way Down upon the Swanee River" music and lyrics by Stephen Foster, 1851. Did I win? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5534 Now play "Classical Gas"! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5535 It needs tuning. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5536 I Was Hoping For A Keyboard 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5537 Ace Electronics Service. You called, said the microphone smells like a seer? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5538 Do you know how to tune a piano? The altitude has messed with strings. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5539 Sorry I'm late. Mountain piano tuning can't be rushed. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5540 You called for a piano mover? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5541 Shall I empty the tip jar? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5542 Your years up here seem to have baroquen you 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5543 I'm here about the page turner ad. Are you EOE? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5544 "Well, yes. I'd love to hear your version of 4'33". 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5545 So, tell everyone no new revelation until November 2020? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5546 Oh, a grand piano! I'll need more help to move it to your new retirement home. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5547 Gee... I see you dropped all the flat. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5548 I believe you now. It DOES feel bad to miss someone's recital, dad. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5549 Free Bird!" "I only know ZZ Top. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5550 Tell me you know “Heart & Soul. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5551 Can you play "The Sound of Music"? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5552 I thought that if I climbed this hard, I could get ahead. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5553 Wonderboy? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5554 The brochure said Piano Bar! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5555 Not sure if this is the right mountain, but did you by any chance order a piano tuning? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5556 Gee, Clef... I think we climbed the wrong mountain. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5557 Any tuning tools in that backpack? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5558 Sorry son I really can' "Sorry son I don't play, I just think a piano looks fabulous. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5559 Welcome to The Venue. We perform superlatively when here above the High C's! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5560 Did yuh lose that chord again? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5561 You've lived here for years and you still can't play 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5562 Scaling new heights, Leopold? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5563 Can you keep it down up there. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5564 “Every” mountain? I always thought it was “Any”. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5565 They couldn't find a tuner so they sent a DJ instead 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5566 That was great. How much to play my daughter’s wedding next June? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5567 You’re a little flat around middle ‘C.’ 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5568 Composer's slump? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5569 You didn’t happen to bring a pair of nose hair trimmers with you... did you? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5570 Ain’t no mountain high enough 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5571 So your'e saying even God can get writer's block? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5572 I can’t help you with your spiritual quest, but I do take special requests. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5573 This backpack is a lot heavier than it looks. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5574 What's the meaning of Liszt? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5575 Do you do Chopin ? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5576 How'd you get that piano up here? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5577 You're so cool, not even hipsters see you. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5578 Joleen did say it was a hike to get to these piano lessons 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5579 Your way or th Is it your way or the Steinway? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5580 Having trouble with the low notes? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5581 Hi again Doc-I presume it's you. I have to say, traipsing through Africa was nothing compared to this ghastly climb. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5582 When I said 10 years ago that I would climb the highest mountain for you if you were ever lonely, I assumed you wouldn’t have Bach for company, Dad. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5583 Did you bring that extra realm of paper I told you about? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5584 Can you play 'Chopsticks' on that thing? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5585 What's the final verdict- Key of A in 440 or 442 cps? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5586 We're all done for today. Major scales was the first lesson. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5587 I thought this was a dual piano gig. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5588 Four minutes and thirty-three seconds 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5589 Hi, thanks to my show. I'm going to play music from my new album. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5590 What's a Grammy? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5591 What happened to the other dinner guests? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5592 Overrated cultural icon? Well, you don't look like no Alan Lomax, neither. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5593 Come back down to earth! You reached your peak at half the age you are now and it wasn't on a Steinway Grand. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5594 Can you tell me how to achieve enlightenment and get tickets to Hamilton? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5595 I brought your head but your audience decided to stay down in base camp. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5596 Where's Luke? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5597 Sorry, I can't help you with John Cage. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5598 This is Carnegie Hall? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5599 Recreational pilgrimaging strikes chord with creative types. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5600 Sorry. I forgot to call the tuner. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5601 What do you mean you're not on spotify?? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5602 I actually came here to forget about life for awhile. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5603 Is this the path to Perfectionist Peak? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5604 Hi oldtimer! I bet that a few rounds of Chopsticks would cheer you up! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5605 Oh, great Guru. Finally, I am here, humbled by your omniscient knowledge and wisdom. After years of study, I seek only one answer which I hope will make us one ... may I turn your pages? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5606 When you said you had a grand view, I wasn't sure what you meant. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5607 Not cliff! Chef!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5608 I had hoped to get to Carnegie Hall, but I forgot to practice. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5609 Mr. Williams, you know you can't hide from Disney. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5610 I was hoping for harp music. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5611 They exiled me back to earth to polish up on my piano playing skills. They are all getting bored with harp music. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5612 If you have a request, Venmo me @CliffThePianoGuy 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5613 I play to win. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5614 What do you mean you can't play 'Melancholy Baby?' 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5615 The piano tune up is free - its getting me down that will cost you. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5616 I Know the feeling. This is the tenth ledge I've reached. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5617 I can only play the crescendo so many times 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5618 Am I in Heaven? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5619 Sorry ! The last ten piano teachers couldn't make it. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5620 Can you play “Pathetique”??? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5621 OMG, I’ve had the theme from ”Mahogany” in my head the whole way up here! You wouldn’t happen to take requests, would you? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5622 I hope you can play Heart and Soul 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5623 Can you hand me one of those sheets of paper? I forgot toilet paper. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5624 It's out of tune. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5625 Ivory poachers, you say? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5626 Can you teach me to play that on the kazoo? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5627 How about "It's a Long Way to Tipperary"? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5628 oh wow! wow wow wow wow wow. big mood. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5629 To quote the great Frank Sinatra, I did it my way! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5630 I came all this way to hear you play. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5631 You mean life is not a Moonlight Sonata? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5632 This is the grand you promised in your ad for a lift home? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
5633 Try 'Da Da Da Dum'. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5634 The Disney thugs are going to take my thumbs if I can't come up with a catchy theme for Frozen - The Reimagining. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5635 Do you have time to play the 'Minute Waltz'? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5636 Finale! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5637 Is this Beethoven’s fifth step? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5638 I can't hit a high note any more, 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5639 Yes, the hills are alive with the sound of Music and no, I’m not Julie Andrews. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5640 When I said could you play far far away, I meant a little farther. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5641 Note to self- don't buy cacti infused water from the hippie down the road. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5642 Fine, if that doesn't scare you enough to talk then we're bringing in Alex Jones and making you watch InfoWars. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5643 Do you know "Mr. Wise Guy?" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5644 I only play notes in the higher register. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5645 Finally at this old age someone has come to hear me play. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5646 I’ve forgotten the the tuning forks 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5647 They probably thought you said STEINway. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5648 I just had to see what that music was coming from. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5649 Nice, so what does that have to do with chopsticks? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5650 At this altitude, I’m often confused with an illusion of grandeur. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5651 Sorry, I don't work on that brand of piano. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5652 Yea Dave, you're gunna wanna stay out here practicing a few more years... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5653 How did that piano get you up here? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5654 Sorry, Sonny. I've been searching for the key as well. But I see you're good with scaling. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5655 So, hitting the high note is not the answer to life's question. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5656 I told you to 'Take 5', not 50 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5657 Just practice my scales? Really? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5658 Now that's a crescendo! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5659 Welcome to the Grand Illusion. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5660 Pardon me sir. Is this the Chattanooga choo-choo? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5661 There better be more that just freeze dried food in that back pack buddy 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5662 I don't think clapping with one hand is going to help keep time, but I'll give it a shot. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5663 The critics thought your last piece sounded a little too airy. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5664 Now, you must complete the minor scale... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5665 It’s not entertainment. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5666 I'll play the song only after you also ford every stream 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5667 Sure your platform seems safe, but will it survive a movement? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5668 Didn't I run into you last month? We've got to stop meeting like this! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5669 Quick, play something atmospheric. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5670 If only someone had told me 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5671 So, you were finally Rock-man-enough to get here. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5672 I don't wanna get ahead of myself but have you seen A minor around here? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5673 Sure you're on TOP NOW, but Corporate AMERICA says you're THROUGH !! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5674 Don't stop, I'm reviewing this for Yalps. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5675 Oh, I was hoping to find Liberace. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5676 Steinway or Bechstein? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5677 No, this is the Baby Grant Tetons. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5678 Okay... 'Where have all the flowers gone?', 'What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?', and, "Should I stay or should I go?'. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5679 If I needed a music-playing know-it-all, I would have gotten Alexa! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5680 I think you misunderstood. I asked if you could play it FOR a higher range. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5681 Do you know "The Way Down"? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5682 And I thought I was light and fast. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5683 I'm the best deaf piano tuner in the Valley! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5684 Needed some privacy? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5685 Play "Misty" for me; the Father John version. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5686 Is it Rachmaninoff or Rachmaninov? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5687 I SEEK A HIGHER NOTE! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5688 I saw your ad for a high strung piano. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5689 I too am surprised that even hymnals would wake up the baby. But, it turns out, they do. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5690 Do I lose points on the musical segment if I keep my mitts on? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5691 I must say you look very composed. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5692 I was told the view of the bay'd be grand up here ... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5693 Hey, why are you playing up here?" "Because I can't see! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5694 Enlightenment! You want enlightenment!?! What I want is a piano tuner. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5695 At least my soul can get fed. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5696 Please play "Misty" for me. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5697 Can you play Beethoven’s 5.10th? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5698 How did you get that up here? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5699 Yes, I offer the keys to true enlightenment. In fact, 88 of them. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5700 Welcome to the plateau. Perhaps you can help me finish composing this tune. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5701 Can you play "Big Rock Candy Mountain"? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5702 Sorry I'm late! My Uber driver thought I said 'bridge'. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5703 I’ve traveled great distances to find the secret of the C minor seventh. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5704 I could’ve sworn I heard more than 10 lines on the way up. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5705 Now I remember...The Entertainer. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5706 I saw your post on Letgo. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5707 So, do you want to say it or should I? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5708 They sent me up to tell you that you're flat on the high notes. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5709 Oh, hi. Have you heard about the ultralight backpacking movement? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5710 Care to slide over? I play a mean "Heart and Soul." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5711 Climber- “ugh, there’s no piano in stairway to heaven! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5712 Maybe it would help if I hummed a few bars. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5713 I can almost see it- that dream I'm dreamin'. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
5714 Is this how you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5715 Huh... I always thought the cinematic music was added in post 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5716 Yes, I am the last surviving Von Trapp Family member. Is this the last of the mountains? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
5717 When does the concert start. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5718 How do you get to Carnegie Mountain? Practice! Practice! Practice! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5719 I'd help you move it but we're just not that good enough of friends. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5720 Yeah, yeah, he's good.... but I prefer Bearlios myself. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5721 I'm sorry Trevor, the label thinks your career has plateaued. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5722 Oh guru, what is the key to life? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5723 Can you play “Free Bird”? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5724 G Flat?" "No, F Sharp! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5725 Hey God, we can’t wait for you to finish writing ‘Hamilton 2: Hamiltonier,’ but there’s some stuff you might want to take a look at... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5726 I wish I'd done you when I tuned that one over on Everest last week. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5727 Watch who you're calling Bozo, buster. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5728 whose man is this 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5729 Now, here’s the deal, either you tell me where you hid my pencil, or the balloon animal gets it 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5730 Hey, why are you playing you piano up here? Because it's where most people play their piano. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5731 Brilliant sonata, but instead of a new rondo I just wanted a new ringtone. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5732 Was it worth the struggle to hear an old geezer work on his unfinished symphony? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5733 That's not what I meant when I asked for 'Air Supply'! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5734 Do you know any Nirvana? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5735 Can you play the minute waltz?? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5736 Let me take a peak at what you've composed so far. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5737 If you have a request, write it on a cocktail napkin, crumple it up in a ball and stick it in your ear. Bad-dum-dum-ching. I got a million of 'em. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5738 I'm looking for Audrey Luna. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5739 It’s all been done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5740 It would make me quite happy Maestro if you could play a few bars of the theme song from the Shangri-La movie. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5741 Somewhere over the rainbow.... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5742 Apparently, immortality is now digital 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5743 Refund granted; I lost my head. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5744 Entrance into Heaven: After scaling the mountain to get here, you must play all major scales before entering into Heaven! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5745 Guten Tag! The hills were alive with the sound of music… 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5746 Yes, I am done too. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5747 Play In the Hall of the Mountain King for me. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5748 So you're the guy whose Reddit story got 30,000 votes! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5749 Who the hell is Steinway and where is the other half of this contraption? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5750 It's just not resonating with these New Atheists. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5751 Have you tried writing something a little edgier? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5752 I don't know why I told you to play me a song. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5753 ~Only the likes of Vladimir Horowitz and Oscar Peterson play here.~ 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5754 What was that thing you played three months ago? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5755 I was told there are TWO performance antiques at this level. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5756 I don't hear the sound of music. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5757 Heaven, for real has sinkholes, and my 'pick-up' notes seeking rescue weren't deemed uplifting. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5758 How do you find your bliss? Follow the Stein Way. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5759 Me too I am from Coshocton, Ohio. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5760 How do you still suck at this? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5761 It's the singer not the song. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5762 Yep, that’s it, I’m afraid: ‘Practice, practice, practice” . . . but the piano’s grand. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5763 Hi, I'm your tuner. Can you play Grieg's Piano Concerto in A minor ? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5764 Stairway! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5765 Can you do "High on a Windy Plain"? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5766 So this is where the pop stars go for their ghost writers. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5767 I climbed the mountains running from a nightmare... Please, tell that piano is not for playing reggaeton. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5768 We have ways to make you laugh. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5769 Hello, Schubert! Have you finished yet? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5770 Use 'Alfie'. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5771 What do you charge for tuning? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5772 "Why not title it 'Nature Old Goat?"' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5773 Did you bring the tuning hammer??? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5774 Forget your mommy. Better call Giuliani. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5775 Man, what are you doing here? La, la, la, de-de-daaah... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5776 Ok so David says it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, and then the hyper-kinetic drop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5777 Can you give me the meaning of life in B-flat? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5778 I think you ought to aim for a higher note. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5779 Are you sure the neighbors will not complain if I accompany you with my bagpipes? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5780 What the hell kind of advice is, “Dum, dum, dum, dum?” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5781 Well, isn't this just Grand?" "I knew I was climbing the Grand Tetons, but, still... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5782 "Rocky Mountain High" would be guru-vy. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5783 I've come all this way just to hear you play your piano 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5784 Oh! How grand it is! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5785 Can you play tea for two? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5786 Please invest in my ICO. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5787 The melody of the mountains have always attracted me.... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5788 So that's why they call it the Grand Canyon... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5789 Which Hall is this, Carnegie or Taj Ma? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5790 Let me guess, someone requested you play "Far, far away"? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5791 So this is what they meant by grand entrance. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5792 Sweet Caroline?...No never heard of her 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5793 I didn't climb up here for a pedant or a piano. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5794 How about you play and sing, 'Melancholy Baby'? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5795 Did I miss the crescendo? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5796 Yes, the piano lessons were an anniversary gift from my husband. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5797 The scales sound good; next let's have you move on to chords. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5798 I've gotta think my harmonica choice was a better decision. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5799 I call it Für Everest 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5800 Did you think I was the "bad cop"? Well, meet Bubbles. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5801 Would you play 'On Rocky Top' for me? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5802 That was a gurugeous concerto. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5803 We found your head. Unfortunately, you won't be able to sight read anymore! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5804 Charlie, we could've been standing on the Great Wall of China. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5805 Sorry, I still think the pipe organ would have been a better choice. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5806 You really did take it away. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5807 You left society to learn how to play ‘Chopsticks’? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5808 No, thank you. I'll put the lid down 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5809 This piano tuning is going to cosy you big time 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5810 Sorry, I have to leave now if I want to find parking for my daughter's recital on Kilimanjaro... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5811 Would this happen to be Steinway Peak? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5812 I told you he was on the edge of glory 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5813 Hey the hills are suppose to be alive with the sound of music so start playing......change it up. Maybe something with a Latin beat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5814 I'm tired of playing this piano. There's no audience up here. Do you play? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5815 My son, "It's the journey, not the final score, that counts!" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5816 Actually, it's a baby grand. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5817 Practice, Practice. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5818 Sorry, you'll need a ticket to watch the performance. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5819 I have enlightened you, Muhammad. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5820 Huh, Writer's block 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5821 Forget it. Somebody already wrote a musical about public bathrooms. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5822 >Just play it one more time Sam" 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5823 Are you interested in trying out a dueling pianos act? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5824 I'm not sure what's harder, climbing that cliff or climbing the keys. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5825 You have run dry? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5826 Time is money old chap. Get your head out of the clouds and create something. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5827 So, what inspired you to write 'Damned by Gravity'? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5828 I knew with "Music on High" had to be you, Jesus. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5829 They said this was the way to Carnegie Hall. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5830 I figured you'd be accompanied by a fat lady singing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5831 My editor sent me up here to find out how you get your ideas, Mr. Grofe. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5832 Would you mind if I play you off? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5833 No, but om a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5834 It looks like you are having more trouble with the clef than me? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5835 I said to whistle when you were ready. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5836 Take Five? Taking five? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5837 I've never climbed a 5.10b minor before. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5838 Hey man, Hall of the Mountain King was a little on the nose, don't you think? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5839 Sorry. It's just that the folks in the valley decided they can't hear themselves think. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5840 Never mind. The song isn't finished yet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5841 I think it just roled past me on my right. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5842 I've been listening to you since I was a kid. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5843 Oh, great. You’re a Hoodoo Guru. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5844 I'm here to tune your piano, but only if you promise to play "Kitten on the Keys." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5845 Just because it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday doesn’t mean anything, 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5846 Next week, we shall work on advanced minor chords! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5847 Do you have cappuccino? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5848 So that's where my Steinway is! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5849 hi 'c' 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5850 How about these lyrics, "Climb Ev'ry Mountain..." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5851 Oh, it's you again, still trying to get into the restaurant? Well, it went out of business the day before they delivered this piano. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5852 No, I won't play "Freebird". Again. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5853 Dude, would you keep it down a bit. The birds are flying away! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5854 Anything but piano man. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5855 Who cares if you can't play an arpeggio!! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5856 Postmates? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5857 Welcome to my pedestal. You must be stunning and brilliant. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5858 So, nada? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5859 Will you stick around to hear my chords? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5860 If you're taking requests, how about a few bars of "Climb every mountain." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5861 Hum a few bars. I'll get it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5862 I’m into the other kind of ‘grand scale’. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5863 Ugh! Already too much Rock and Roll. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5864 Thanks for stopping by. Anyway, here's "Wonderwall." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5865 You should have payed the convenience fee 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5866 I was told that there was a rock concert up here. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5867 So your saying you don't know 'Piano Man'...oh well...goodbye. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5868 Ive been trying to compose "The Pioneers Ballad" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5869 We really should have come to an agreement on the duration of our grand pause. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5870 well that was anti-climatic... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5871 I thought it was dueling pianos up here. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5872 So practice really is the path to Nirvana. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5873 I'm hoping for a Vegas residency. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5874 I said, play "Melancholy Baby" for me. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5875 Alas! The Grand Piano! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5876 The piece sounded pretty good, but your intonation was a little too high. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5877 Have you by chance seen that snarky jerk Patrick Radden Keefe from the New Yorker? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5878 Interdisciplinary Scalers Seek Dialogue 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5879 Duet or menage a trois? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5880 Hey! I'm trying to sleep down here 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5881 "Can you play Country Roads by John Denver?" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5882 You're climbing up the wrong rock boy 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5883 God has hobbies too 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5884 I’ve got bad news, the estates of Freddie Mercury and David Bowie are sueing you for ripping off “Under Pressure”. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5885 Can you play As Time Goes By? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5886 Can you play Beethoven's Fifth? If not, you can go back. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5887 What do you mean you forgot your truss? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5888 It certainly took you long enough... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5889 John Kerry is requesting " You've Got A Friend ". 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5890 I sure could use a bit of 'Rocky Mountain High.' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5891 I don’t play; I just “SCREAMED” when I found it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5892 I’ve heard people put flags in the top, but this looks dope. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5893 Is there a cover aftet soltice? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5894 John will be right back, Ringo... where's Paul? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5895 And now, please, some Scarlotti. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5896 Gee, Mr. Sharp...Your teaching methods are a bit unorthodox. I've done everything you've asked. I've climbed two vocal ranges and hiked a flat top. It's best I leave your musical boot camp on a high note. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5897 I could help you with the tuning! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5898 Hands down – you're the funkiest mirage I've ever had! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5899 When you finish playing Schubert's Unfinished Symphony, could you give me directions to Sleepy Hollow? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5900 Are they still playing rap? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5901 So, THIS is how Trump imagines himself tweeting! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5902 Oh, I thought my ears were popping. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5903 I think you should just call it Morning Mood. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5904 My son, the only music at the top of a mountain is...not very good. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5905 hey lady,keep the noise down sherpas need our rest 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5906 So you’re telling me... the secret to happiness and enlightenment is just banging out chopsticks as loud as fucking possible??? Damn, I left my wife and kids for this trip 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5907 And I thought the climb was a challenge *without* the piano. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5908 Just the facts kid. Just the facts. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5909 You appear to be an old man with a piano on a mountainside. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5910 Have you tried G major? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5911 I heard you were having trouble with a fugue. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5912 Is this scales practise? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5913 How long does it take you to get a tuning wrench? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5914 If you want my opinion, I’d say it was anything but flat. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5915 They say music calms the savage breast or (beast)! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5916 Will you please play Like a Rolling Stone again? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5917 How much did you tip your movers? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5918 The good news is you made it to the summit and the bad news is I have songwriters block and you're not leaving until you help unblock me! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5919 Does it really matter if I tune your piano? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5920 Maybe try a smaller instrument next time? At least for the sake of the delivery guys. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5921 We are still dangerous, even after we had to cut back on surveillance after the Facebook debacle. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5922 What, you need him to squeeze out a gun to remember? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5923 I shouldn't have brought my iPod 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5924 Rock man in off I presume. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5925 So after Billy Joel's song, you retired here? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5926 No, you've got it backwards...Supertramp stole the idea from ME. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5927 Are you the grand Poobah? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5928 Hey Gandalf, is it me or am I over-reacting, didn't The New Yorker recently have a caption contest just like this? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5929 No mountain is too high for me to climb to listen to the oldies. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5930 My partner takes his good-cop role seriously. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5931 Excuse me. Have you seen Davy who's still in the Navy and probably will be for life? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5932 Are we at the crescendo? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5933 Cliff Notes: The Beginning. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5934 I guess I'll be sitting in the nosebleeds. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5935 Oh, sorry. God helped me tune it. Thanks. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5936 E train is Very slow 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5937 Hope you didn’t come up here to hear the piano man. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5938 What are the keys to give up? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5939 I'm here from Billboard magazine. Give me twenty minutes and I'll be on my way. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5940 What! You and your grand piano got before me?! What’s the trick? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5941 no piece, no peace 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5942 How about some Cole Porter? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5943 Ya got a permit, hermit?? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5944 The piano movers are back again, finished or not, the rental is up. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5945 I decided to just duet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5946 Play me the New World Symphony 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5947 Man: God? What are you doing here? God: Contemplating a career switch. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5948 That's it? Seven flats? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5949 Yes I do know the overture to ‘Phantom of the Opera. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5950 I'm the piano tuner. Yeah, it takes a certain knack---not just anybody can tune a piano. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5951 No, this is the bass of the camp 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
5952 I knew the whole tablet thing was probably fake news! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5953 Now don't you feel silly for quitting those lessons in fourth grade? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5954 Hi, I'm Technician Opperknockety and I'll tune but once 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5955 Is this fringe soundscape performance? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5956 See you in two weeks for another tuning. And you might want to reconsider the location of your piano... against an inside wall is much better. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5957 Whew, do you think I'm rock-man-enough? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5958 Breasts? That’s why you thought they were called the Grand Tetons? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5959 Play 'My Melancholy Baby'. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5960 What do you mean you don't know any Lady Gaga? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5961 Your telling me I won't find the key because I did the wrong scale? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5962 There was better money in IT. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5963 Welcome to life's plateau. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5964 I've been told my playing is tops in the world 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5965 This is where you have been hiding for the past 40 days - What are you composing now? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5966 I worked on my scales all the way up here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5967 Who’s the wise one now? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5968 Hey, no offense, but your piano is out of tune. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5969 Who's your movers? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5970 Debating on solitary confinement 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5971 I blame my off key yodeling on the poorly tuned piano. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5972 Just waiting to get paid. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5973 The hills really are “Alive With Music”. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5974 WOW. Excellent rendition of Pacabel's Canon in D! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5975 You look like you take requests. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5976 Just an FYI, it needs to be tuned. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5977 For the love of God, lower the key! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5978 Sorry, no requests please. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5979 Maybe you could try playing the old stuff. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5980 You've really hit rock bottom. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5981 anyway, here's wonderwall 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5982 Rock Man Enough, Trifonov? Yannick? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5983 Did you level the playing field? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5984 Actually, I was really hoping NOT to be asked to play 'Melancholy Baby.' 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5985 I really thought this would get my music to new heights. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5986 I was trying to reach a higher note . . . 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5987 Play "Mistaken" for me. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5988 Eh, tune, Brute? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5989 I’m from Costco, did you want to return an Electric Piano? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5990 Would you please keep it down? Some of us are trying to get some sleep downstairs... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5991 Did you bring the metronome? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5992 That was very soothing Mr. Congreve. Please play it again. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5993 Come here often?/ Or "On Top of old Smokey" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5994 Play me up 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5995 Could you please play Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain"? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5996 Perfect acoustics for 4'33". 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5997 Hold on. I have the transplant. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5998 Free for local pickup. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5999 I assumed the ‘no view’ on my ticket referred to me. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6000 Did you lose your piece? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6001 Mozart's Piano Concerto No 24 in C minor, please. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6002 I just have to get away; I heard ABBA is having a reunion. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6003 A pitch fork is not a tuning fork? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6004 Well, I might just have the right hook for you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6005 Excuse me, which way does the trail continue? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6006 Master, I come seeking bass camp! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6007 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6008 Climb it again, Sam. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6009 Do you have any Händel’s Water Music, please? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6010 S’up dude. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6011 Ok! I’ll be right back with the pipe organ. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6012 Excuse me, do you know the way to Shangri La? No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6013 After his arduous climb, Bill realised this was definitely not the Grand Canyon! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6014 Was that Led Zeppelin you were playing?” “Welcome to heaven, most people take the stairs. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6015 They decided to drop the mountain inspiration part, but thanks anyway. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6016 To be honest, it still sounds a bit clichéd. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6017 Maybe you should start with Chopsticks. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6018 Do you know "Argy-Bargy" by the Big-Eyed Boobs? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6019 Hey piano man, Billy Joel is looking for you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6020 Acme piano tuning at your service. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6021 Holy sheet music! Ironically,I’m the one seeking guidance. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6022 I wondered where that sound was coming from. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6023 Well done...I suppose you Shall Pass 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6024 Bud, you need to record it. Otherwise it is just never going to mutate into the celestial sound. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6025 do you know freebird? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6026 Lack of inspiration. I was waiting for someone... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6027 Nope, your Muse ain't here either. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6028 Are we cool? The reservation website said ‘No music allowed after ten P.M.’ 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6029 Well hi there! What's app? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6030 I scale these heights, and you still won't play my song? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6031 What do you mean you don't know any Lady Gaga songs? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6032 You just had to end it on a high note. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6033 I’d give up if I were you. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6034 No, the secret to life is not music. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6035 That's great but the 3rd movement didn't quite work. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6036 The least you can do is to play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough". 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6037 Did you not bring your bass? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6038 Two weeks ago I saved NYC. Can I register a disability? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6039 Hey man, don't be so down on yourself, you produced a Top 10 hit back in the day. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6040 Look I know the piano's free but you really should have met me halfway. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6041 Are you a sight for sore eyes! “She’s been coming round the mountain” has been stuck in my head all day and my iPod’s dead. Do you know any indie pop? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6042 I'd like to start with my first major hit, "Piano Man". 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6043 Depends are now necessary! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6044 Wow, that is a quite a story you have just told me about how that piano came to be here. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6045 I’m guessing I missed the trail to Hamilton. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6046 Of all the things I find on top of mountains... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6047 My signature song is 'Karma Chameleon.' 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6048 I really hope that doubles up as a toilet, because i'm bursting! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6049 If you're the piano tuner, problem is, It only plays high notes. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6050 Can you play "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6051 I love this place. Lots of sun. I don't have to flush. No identity politics or any sign of Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit. Paradise. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6052 Congratulations! You get three requests, but no fair requesting a medley. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6053 Try making the rondo a little more vivace. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6054 Did you come up here to admire my music? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6055 Climber: You’re not Elton John God: haven’t heard that one before...him and his damn cloud 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6056 So where’s that score for the alpenhorn ? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6057 Finally, a page turner I can trust. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6058 When you get to the top you'll see a defeated musician. That's when you'll take a right. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6059 I guess you'll never decompose in this climate 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6060 Know any Elton John? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6061 Hi, I'm Steve, I'm from the town in the Valley. Would you mind not playing the piano anymore? That would be great... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6062 No, but hum a few bars and I’ll pick it up. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6063 My partner will be continuing your interrogation. He’s no one to laugh at. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6064 Do you know "Me and My Shadow?" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6065 Could you play “You are the Wind Beneath My Wings”? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6066 Your tip jar almost hit me as I was climbing up. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6067 You're the top! You're a baby grand. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6068 It’s not an upright? I didn’t bring the baby grand tuner. Be back in 4 years. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6069 Are you an act of God? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6070 Is that you, Lee? The candles wouldn't stay lit up here, would they? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6071 Colonel Forbin dragged his weary shit-ass up the mountain only to find Icculus lacking in motivation and discarded pages of the Helping Friendly Book strewn across the ground. No mockingbirds in sight. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6072 I knew you were going to have trouble turning the pages. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6073 They said you could play the Transcendental Etudes. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6074 Can you play Julia's Suite? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6075 Look, Mr. Stravinsky, if you don't start playing something less dissonant, the HOA has given me the authority to confiscate your piano. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6076 Your dad is still stuck in traffic. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6077 I've brought your new Real ID. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6078 Moses Smoses! Let's hear what ya got. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6079 Oh, I was told you had a grand theory. [with theory italicized] 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6080 How did you get a piano up here!? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6081 "You wanted to contact "America's Got Talent"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6082 This isn’t the piano in the woods. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6083 So, you say, this is sort of how Elton and Bernie did it, huh? Well, I'm out! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6084 But, I'm tone deaf. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6085 And I thought I needed a bridge. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6086 Is F-sharp truly the key to happiness? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6087 Gonna bang these keys like I banged your wife! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6088 You don't seem very pleased with this "secret chord" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6089 Know any Elton John? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6090 Play it, play it again Old Wise One. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6091 Then riff is solid but the climax escapes me. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6092 Duuuude! Nice jam on the keys!!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6093 On my way up I heard you playing "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6094 God, that climb was wicked." "Thanks, but I prefer 'crescendo.' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6095 We all know it’s tough to rhyme “pee tape.” Maybe give iambic pentameter a shot? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6096 I’m sorry, Mr Denver, but Rocky Mountain hip hop is never going to take off. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6097 Schubert, did I just miss the finish? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6098 All the kids in third grade called me gay for taking piano lessons. While it is not my favorite memory, they were definitely right! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6099 You don't happen to have any paper on you, do you? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6100 So, did you ever finish that symphony? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6101 Dr. Albanoni, I presume. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6102 That certainly was a thunderous chord 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6103 Am I too late for the concert? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6104 You can run, but you cannot hide. The Donald needs that piano concerto. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6105 Wow, what happened to your head? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6106 That ends our 'What is Truth?' concerto. You've been very kind. Dive safely. See you next year. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6107 Climber: My climbing has finally payed off, I've finally found the fabled pianist! Why have you abandoned your pupils? Old Man: I didn't abandon them! I was exiled once my pupils told their parents they had played with the pianist. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6108 I got the only ticket on StubHub... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6109 So this isn't Grand Teton then? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6110 I think full stick is a bit overpowering for Scarlatti, but it did help me find you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6111 Wait... I thought Nirvana was grunge not classical.... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6112 Your pitch is sharp. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6113 Oops! Left my tuning fork back at the shop! Got one handy? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6114 What is it you can’t face, bearded Maria? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6115 Oops! I thought the words were "Climb ANY mountain." Can you give me directions to the other musical? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6116 Really? It's been eons since your last hit? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6117 Good news, I've got your Lost Chord, but I'd give up on those piano movers if I were you, just sayin'. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6118 'You are late: i have just forgotten how an overture starts' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6119 Is this world returning to the "Twilight zone" "Spookey" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6120 Okay, Vladimir, I made it. Now, start with the D minor and keep going. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6121 You want to know the heck did I get up here on Carnegie Mountain? Practice practice practice. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6122 This be flat. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6123 I thought I called 5 Men with a Van. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6124 I hope you really enjoy the sheet music to "Hamilton". 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6125 Excuse... me, sir I--HACK HACK--am in--th-the--WHEEZE--mood... for a melody! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6126 Do you know Wonderwall? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6127 I've come for a taste of high art. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6128 Getting it up here was actually the least dangerous part. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6129 Oh. Your Craigslist ad said it was a baby grand. I guess I'll keep looking. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6130 People said my backpack was a bit much. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6131 I couldn't find the last page. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6132 I'm sorry, we are not allowed to perform after 11:00 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6133 What’s with the beard? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6134 Wow, a piano player at 6,000 meters - I think we both may have some stage fright. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6135 I'll come back next week. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6136 I can now tell the world that the Old Man of the Mountain is Mr. Steinway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6137 Rock n’ Roll would have been a mistake 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6138 What do you you don't have Wi - Fi? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6139 Thot by now you would be tired of playing around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6140 Do you have any chop sticks? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6141 You hum it...I'll play it... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6142 Can you play "Enlightenment"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6143 That thing looks really heavy. I'm sure you must be exhausted. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6144 You go ahead set up your tent first. BTW, have you seen my missing notes on the way up? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6145 Billy Joel and ASCAP sent me. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6146 What is the true meaning of 'Damn'? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6147 Your wisdom is a musical? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6148 Such a hard climb, just to hear your highly touted Rachmaninoff 2. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6149 Play it Sam. Play "I Left my Head in Crested Butte." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6150 What are the keys to your piece? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6151 You played it for her. You can play it for me. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6152 Sorry about the wait, I was caught up in traffic. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6153 Not working on a Grand Unified Theory?? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6154 They have helicopters, you know. How do you think I got this piano up here? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6155 I see that you are highly skilled. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6156 Sorry, but you haven’t reached the crescendo yet. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6157 It's a tad sharp 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6158 So did you come up with a hit song yet? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6159 Where's the waitress? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6160 I can offer you total enlightenment, or something that is even more elusive: the number for a good piano mover 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6161 I’ve lost the score for ‘Edelweiss’, how about a rousing chorus of ‘Honey Bun’? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6162 Ready to make some magic? Key of C. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6163 Is this where I can get some HIGH notes? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6164 The New Yorker said your playing is "infinitely abominable." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6165 DID it work for Kanye, though? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6166 The maestro requests more oomph in the 4th measure. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6167 Sorry, this mountain is occupied. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6168 Listen, I misunderstood the situation, ok? - that's why I didn't say, 'break a leg'... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6169 Hi, any chance you know "High on the Mountain of Love?" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6170 Have you considered 'Edelweiss?' I just think it will scan better 'Mädel, Hogweed.' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6171 You lured me with your generational music, got more? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6172 Having trouble sleeping? or "stay composed>" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6173 Mind if I put on Pandora for a while? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6174 I'm just starting, but I think I'm getting the hang of it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6175 Oh, I was actually looking for a chord of wood. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6176 Was that the double fugue from Mysterious Mountain.? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6177 I shall play the scales for he who scales... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6178 The last thing i thought i would see here is a wrinkled pianist 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6179 Yodeling is out of the question. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6180 Yes, I figured you could play "Far, Far Away." 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6181 I thought I just ordered a large latte. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6182 I'm starving. Do you have any hot cross buns? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6183 Can you play, 'What's it all about, Alfie'? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6184 God: "Tom, so happy your here, The music has been a free falling in heaven for years! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6185 You understand the human condition but you can't rock n' roll to save your soul. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6186 Do you happen to have an extra g-string? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6187 Wise pianist, reveal the mystery of the B-sharp. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6188 I can name that tune in three steps. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6189 Know any rumbas? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6190 Play it again for god’s sake! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6191 Teach me how to play ‘Shimmy Shimmy Ya’ 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6192 B sharp or B natural just don't B flat 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6193 I am really hoping you hold the key to the universe, not my heart. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6194 My client has lodged a copyright complaint regarding the material of the songs you are covering. Please cease and desist. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6195 I like Tom Petty as much as anyone, but did it have to be "Free Falling"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6196 Oh, Perfect Master, I've heard tell that you do a mind-blowing version of "Beat Me Daddy Eight to the Bar"... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6197 I though I was on the rise but I've hit this plateau 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6198 They tell me you know the sound of one hand clapping. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6199 You went with Itsy Bitsy Spider again. Good, good. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6200 Where is your mind? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6201 Well this is my nightmare. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6202 Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6203 Can you hum a few bars? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6204 Trust me, I'm as disappointed as you are. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6205 Hey old man, is this the mountain top where it's living, loving, and laughing a lot? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6206 I take it this is not Bass Guitar 101. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6207 Have you seen Tupac? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6208 Which way did the man go who requested 14 renditions of “the Piano Man”? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6209 Is that a real Steinway? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6210 I forgot to take the da Capo. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6211 Hey Gramps, can you lay some Thelonius Monk on me? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6212 Dedicate ten thousand hours and you get ahead. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6213 This is really divine music! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6214 Still think the “use by date” is just a scam? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6215 No, I said, a headless PIANIST ! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6216 Doctor Gradus, I presume. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6217 You should have quit when you were a head 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6218 For my first number, I will play "Ooooom in D Minor." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6219 No room for banjo players! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6220 Rachmaninoff, I presume.. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6221 Need a vocal accompanist to match your talents? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6222 Do you know any rock? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6223 I understand you wanted to purchase a paper shredder? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6224 I knew I heard Beethoven 5th! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6225 Who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6226 Sorry to bother, but how did you get the piano up here? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6227 I thought the hills were alive with the sound of music, not a wannabe Gandolf- looking dude. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6228 If you're taking requests, how about 'Gimme Shelter'? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6229 Who farted? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6230 No wonder. Your G# is out of tune. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6231 Ease in with the Mozart. Then play the Liszt. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6232 My mom was tired of Heart and Soul. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6233 The cargo cult has not been immune to inflation. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6234 You think I’m the bad cop? Wait till you see what my friend Mr. Tickles does with his little balloon. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6235 Beyonce sent me. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6236 This time keep the parking brake on till I'm back. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6237 Have you been decomposing?" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6238 Don't worry, it took Bryan Wilson 25 years to record "Smiley Smile" 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6239 Piano man"? "No thanks, that song was ruined by everyone" "fuck ted cruz am right?" "YEAH 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6240 Which way is the cafeteria 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6241 Maybe you could give me a head's up when you want me to play. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6242 Quit stalling pal, or the dog gets it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6243 Finally an Instagram-worthy hike. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6244 I’ve always wanted to hike to the Canyon Grand. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6245 Hi. I told you I make the recital. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6246 Well, it is the Grand Teton, after all. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6247 High notes higher though coffee colder. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6248 I didn't care for the piano bar scene. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6249 Oh. I thought I would be greeted by a bigger orchestra. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6250 It's not that your DOO-Wap isn't any good it's just dated. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6251 Another weiner dog. That means Officer Chuckles still thinks you’re holding something back. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6252 Please don't play me off, Johnny! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6253 Hey, do you know how to play 'Old Man from the Mountain'? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6254 I'm all in favor of it. I always felt it could use a little more atmosphere around here. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6255 Got gum? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6256 Do you know Mountain Greenery? no, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6257 Sanctus. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6258 I don't know why you won't just get a keyboard and practice with headphones on... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6259 Don’t let me stop you, but please play something lively in a flat key... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6260 I seek the unfathomable opening chord to A Hard Day’s Night. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6261 Your life is a suspended chord. It has no resolution. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6262 I wasn't expecting much of an audience,but, this is ridiculous. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6263 Yes, it was a pretty big bang. But who did it? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6264 Drone. Is that your only question? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6265 Did I climbed on a bad time? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6266 Do you know “Up Town Girl”? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6267 I really appreciate your original stuff, but I'd love to hear you do "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6268 I just need one lesson 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6269 Maestro ! I was conducted to seek you out to learn the Harmony of life - and take Notes to help me settle the final Score ..... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6270 Elton, I have reached the pinnacle; hearing that last, 'it's a sad, sad situation' has piqued the peak of my life. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6271 I'm looking for Cliff Notes for the book, The Piano Teacher. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6272 Yes, well, how much did you PRACTICE today? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6273 For you, its reaching a new height; for me, this is a humiating descent from much greater heights. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6274 Liberace, I wondered where you went. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6275 Don't quit while you're on top - I know some great open mikes in Kathmandu. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6276 sorry, no requests on Tuesdays! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6277 I see you needed some fresh air too. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6278 Can you keep it down we're trying to get some sleep at the base camp ? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6279 The climb wasn't too bad, it was the drive that got to me. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6280 I heard your piano playing down in the valley and it mind blowing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6281 Totally outasite, man. Any gigs coming up? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6282 Cheer up, you haven't hit rock bottom. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6283 Wow, I didn’t know you were going to play the piano. Is there an admission price? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6284 How do you keep it in tune? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6285 I guess Scott Stapp felt threatened, but we had a couple good tours together. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6286 No! I can't play the "Beer barrel polka!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6287 "It", I presume? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6288 Sheet music? What sheet music? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6289 Please play it again, Sam 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6290 Duh. Of course Sonata in D major is a duet. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6291 Hi, am I too early for "Name that Tune?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6292 Tuner here. You'll have to wait for the new piano a while longer, Maestro. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6293 “ Was that “Climb Every. Mountain” you were playing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6294 I can't even see this - what's that hanging on the edge of the cliff? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6295 I brought the granola bars. Now enlighten me, my piano teacher! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6296 Well then...can you play ‘Rhapsody in Blue’? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6297 Plumbing services--your wife said you had a blockage. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6298 Can you play "The Meaning of Life"? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6299 Yes, we have no Nirvana, just Chopin. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6300 Know any Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6301 Free lessons don’t come free! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6302 ‘Oh hell. I knew it . . . I should have practiced more.” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6303 I'm here for my piano lessons sir." "Bach, humbug! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6304 You just missed the last call ... try again in a decade or 2. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6305 Oh, I thought the ad said "piano turner." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6306 I don't think you understand which one of us is the bad cop... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6307 I said B-flat not C major 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6308 Play something in a high key of C. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6309 I'm here to offer you a role in The Tune Commandments. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6310 "I heard you playing, 'Go and Climb that Mountain' but it doesn't hold a candle to Johnny Cash' version". 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6311 Have you lost your mind? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6312 Are you billy Joel? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6313 I think the composer is Bach and the popular tune is “Turkey in the Straw.” If not, I think I’ll just let go! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6314 Have you tried anything by Jerry Lee Lewis? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6315 Out of tunes? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6316 So before we even start, get it out of your head, we're not gonna play good cop bad cop tonight. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6317 Mark Russell? Do you have a song for what is going on down in the valley? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6318 Why didn’t you tell me your name was Godoy when you signed up for the piano lessons? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6319 Yes, you have the right to your own clown! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6320 Gramma, it’s time for dinner. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6321 FREE BIRD!!! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6322 Tomorrow we’ll start with C Major. And don’t be late this time. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6323 Thanks, but I’m more of an EDM guy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6324 They promised a BMW. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6325 “Maybe composition isn’t your thing”. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6326 Sorry, I thought that was Louis Armstrong top hill tribute 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6327 ASCAP sent me. I'm looking for Johnny OneNote. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6328 I can smell your cunt! 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6329 Mozart asked to look after the piano. He is in the washroom. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6330 You don't have an egg salad sandwich on whole wheat, by any chance, do you? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6331 Seriously, finding a needle in a haystack is easier 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6332 Can you play Stormy Monday? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6333 It was hard to hear you from below - I HAD to climb up top... so play it again, Sam ! Louder this time. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6334 Can you play 'A Hazy Shade of Winter' -- the Bangles version? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6335 Jesus Christ....They're under the piano. The fuck, bro? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6336 I was sent to inform you that your tenure as pianist in residence is now over. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6337 Oh wise one, can you recommend a good piano tuner? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6338 Do you know 'The Bear Went Over the Mountain'? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
6339 I finally found the organ donor. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6340 What, you were expecting Billy Joel? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6341 The answer to your question is unimportant. I want to know what Yuja Wang was wearing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6342 Could you pickup where you left off? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6343 Thank God you made it...I've been waiting decades for an audience. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6344 Please play God Save Us, Trump will meet Kim Jong-in: Two Not Yet Exploded Bombs. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6345 That's a fine way to treat a Steinway! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6346 I'm back again to see if you've succeeded in your quest to write a song better than 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6347 I started this gig right out of Julliard and it has given me long time security. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6348 Nobody can hear you! You got to move higher! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6349 You the clown who wanted this voiced for the Gtand Canyon Suite? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6350 Confess, or the mime will be next. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6351 You're one minute and 32 seconds late. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6352 I know, I know. Your piano needs tuning? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6353 Am I safe in saying it's no longer a "baby" grand piano! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6354 After months of practice, I finally scaled the Treble Cleft. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6355 Didn't expect to find God today did you Sonny. So do you know any tunes we can sing? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6356 If necessity is the mother of invention, I guess no one needs your rock opera? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6357 your career has plateaued 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6358 Welcome to base camp. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6359 I forgot my drum kit at base camp. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6360 Where are our heads? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6361 Bark, bark 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6362 Welcome, Ludwig. I assume you're here about some unfinished business? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6363 No! I mean, I want to stay! Only - my aunt - is - is - and - she is a --- cactus! I mean, she has a cactus, and I have to water my aunt! Water her cactus! I need to water my cactus, because my aunt gave it too me. She really loves music. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6364 Sorry I'm late.Can you play it again, Sam? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6365 I O great guru,Is this the “Grand” plan iv’e been seeking? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6366 What the fuck? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6367 How about something by Fats Waller. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6368 Can you spare a square? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6369 Is that a Canyon Suite grand you've been working on? Took me a longtime, too! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6370 ?The missus and I are tenting up down there, and as much as I want you to play the pianissimo, my wife’s irritated about your music. Please don’t take it personal. Getting angry is her forte. Hey: did you hear about that pudding? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6371 How about a little Billy Joel? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6372 Are you the wise men in G major? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6373 I thought I asked for a rhymer.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6374 Does this strike the right note middle-aged whimsy? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6375 "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." - Alfred Hitchcock 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6376 That was the slowest Minute Waltz I ever heard! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6377 IS THAT ALL THERE IS? IS THAT ALL THERE IS? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6378 Now play Beethoven's 5th! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6379 What's your pleasure? Climb Every Mountain? The Bear Went Over the Mountain? or Fur Elise? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6380 It took me 38 days and 3 broken bones to climb this mountain and get here. What do you mean your last performance before retirement just ended!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6381 test 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6382 I don’t have you in the list. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6383 I'm sorry, but I can't reach the High C's at sea level. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6384 Hmm, it sounds different up here. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6385 I was told Carnegie Hall was this way. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6386 I’m searching for a musical mentor with staying power. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6387 I hope you found the missing notes. I've been feeling frustrated for at least a millennium. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6388 I can't keep making these climbs to give you piano lessons to help with your search for the meaning of life? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6389 I don't care what you think, I AM the good cop! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6390 You can go now. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6391 He is the bad cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6392 As your new agent, I have some thoughts. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6393 Life is grand 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6394 Well, you'd think you'd have at least a house up here 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6395 Just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your version of "Climb Ev'ry Mountain." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6396 Great master, what is the key signature of life? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6397 believe me your at the highest point of the profession. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6398 The producers say they want another number for the second act - something warm and intimate. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6399 Who are you, and what have you done with Elton John? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6400 Phew! That's quite a pitch. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6401 Any prophquests? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6402 They said I'd find the key to life up here... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6403 Cheer up - it’s just that the applause was muffled by that darn avalanche. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6404 Hey! How about “The Secret of Life”? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6405 No wonder you play flat notes 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6406 Please don't push me over---but your melodies keep getting worse. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6407 No, the lines are Every Good Boy Does Fine. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6408 Suddenly... There's a piano hanging over me?? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6409 I came for the show. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6410 Instead of music, why not write some Hip-Hop? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6411 You have poor time management skills 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6412 Excuse me. Is this the isolationist summit? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6413 Excuse me sir, are you familiar with 'Freebird?' 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6414 Give it up Anton, the world’s not ready for Cliff-Bangerz. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6415 I would have helped pull you up but I was out of chords 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6416 Hey daddy, grandma says dinner is ready. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6417 At last: The Lost Chord! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6418 Once the virtuoso had peaked, they had to repossess his piano. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6419 Now you have reached enlightenment. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6420 Bill, I believe this is killing me. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6421 Sorry it took me so long to get here. I'm your altopiano replacement. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6422 Can you play "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6423 Have you considered d Sharp? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6424 Aren’t you supposed to be playing “Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found thee”? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6425 It’s like you just appeared out of thin air 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6426 My instructor said I should relocate here if I were to ever hit the high notes 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6427 I recommend dropping the bass in the canon 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6428 It's unfinished - so... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6429 Ok, what'd you bring me this time? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6430 Too late, I'm on to my next lesson. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6431 Grand Tetons? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6432 Everyone told me this would be a mind blowing accomplishment. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6433 " It was 5 o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6434 Great piece Mr. Behr. You should call it " The Echo Waltz ". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6435 Ok so I have a cliff palate. What does that have to do with my playing? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6436 Where are the others? This was supposed to be a nonet in the ninth cloud! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6437 Play me off-stage, motherfucker. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6438 I brought the lyrics. Let’s start there this time. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6439 Expect no sympathy. I told you it was not finished, 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6440 So, the piano man was the real deal?! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6441 They only had turquoise ink. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6442 The problem is the pitch is too high. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6443 After climbing 19,341 vertical feet, Billy was surprisingly disappointed to realize his pilgrimage to discover the reincarnation of Mozart was actually Mose's art. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6444 Duct Tape? Now, just don't tell me to read The Alchemist... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6445 NO! I won’t play Sweet Caroline no more! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6446 Do you have a metronome? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6447 Do you happen to know "Open Up Your Mouth and Let the Moonshine In"? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6448 I didn't realize I was supposed to bring my own tuning fork. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6449 " How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" "Practice practice, practice 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6450 Okay, T. Swift is booked, but I got a "maybe" from Cardi B. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6451 No, I don't know "In A Gadda Da Vida". 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6452 Can you play chopsticks? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6453 But you were playing the New World symphony... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6454 Is that a Steinway or a Bosendorfer? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6455 Bollywood's remake of Mr Holland's Opus: "My Highland's Sourpuss." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6456 How's the LP doing? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6457 That's it! "O DUO Mio!" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6458 Well, manifest the fugue like you did the piano. We'll work on the reviews later. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6459 Ok... what about in the baby grand scheme of things? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6460 whenever someone mentions the word "fan" to me it's super manipulative. It's like "don't do or say this because of your fans" My fans are fans of themselves 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6461 Not a caption: I am a piano tech and posted this cartoon to our FB discussion group. Tell me how, & I’ll send you many great captions. We’ve had lots of fun, thanks. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6462 Do you know a shorter version of "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6463 And I thought I carried a piano on my back up here. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6464 Is country music really music ? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6465 Listen, Herr Schubert, if I can scale this cliff, you can finish the damned symphony. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6466 Looks like you need an organ. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6467 This is Constable McHappy who will spend the rest of the day with you till your lawyer comes. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6468 Detective Chuckles says you stole his design, Mr. Koons. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6469 Restaurants, balance balls, pianos?! Gimme your deliveryman's number! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6470 Really?--Der Ring des Nibelungen? No wonder I'm so exhausted. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6471 Harmony, smarmony. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6472 Can you play some BILLY JOEL ,I FEEL LIKE I JUST DROVE MY MORTORCYCLE IN THE RAIN. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6473 Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6474 I never expected to see a man with a beard on top of this mountain. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6475 Must be some Fermata 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6476 Talk, or the dog gets it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6477 I'd play 'We are the Champions' for you but it's waterlogged. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6478 Bach so soon? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6479 Hey. Can you play Wonderwall? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6480 Hi Timmy, sorry for keeping you waiting for your lesson. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6481 The meaning of life? If I don't find a hook for this jingle by tomorrow, life is meaningless. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6482 So this is why I've been hearing Katy Perry's Teenage Dream for the last two hours. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6483 I said "Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast", not "savage Beast." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6484 Is it A?or G?? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6485 I think you are missing a key or two. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6486 But which of us is actually scaling the mountain? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6487 Is this the pinnacle? You mean, for you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6488 Hey are you the missing Osbourne Brother? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6489 Well? Are you gonna play me a song? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6490 That is great we will have no stool up here. That would create a problem. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6491 'I really didn't expect Beethoven's grandfather here.' 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6492 So how long have you had this residency? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6493 A classical miscalculation. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6494 Everybody says they want to save the Rec Center but nobody wants to do the grunt work. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6495 Now you have to go back down and take some encore requests 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6496 Did you come to hear my Ashford & Simpson diss track? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6497 I came to finish it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6498 Sorry, wrong peak. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6499 After all the work getting this up here, I thought I'd practice "Clair De Lune" for once 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6500 The air is so thin, I felt like I had a piano on my back. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6501 hey, i live beneath you, and i'm not sure if you realize how loud this is for me. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6502 Is this the Hall of the Mountain King?" "No, 'Alpine Symphony.' You like? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6503 'Oxygen', that's not a tune I know. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6504 Playing for time still means it needs tuning. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6505 It’s all improv, isn’t it? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6506 Oops! I understood it to be "Berggipfel," a piece not a place! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6507 You were right about keeping my composure climbing up here and enjoying my composer when I got here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6508 Summit day always ends on a high note! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6509 What do you mean it's all just tinkling in the wind? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6510 The endorphins are telling me to play Jenga, but I know how much you hate the sound of a ruined piece of sheet music. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6511 The HILLS are alive with the sound of music?" I thought it was "cliffs! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6512 Yeah, the stairway deal fell through; but I'm composing one about an escalator that looks promising. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
6513 Be a good ole meister, and please pardon my slipperiness in getting here for another exclusive performance of Hill Billy Heaven because your reputation is so highly esteemed. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
6514 You guys must be the Movers. You missed your 3 hour window by about 80 years!! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6515 Don't make me play Good Clown, Bad Clown with you! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6516 I assume grand piano notes in altitude can crack head voices. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6517 I thought I heard a horse cooking up here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6518 Do you have any water please? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6519 Hmm, and all those years I thought God played dice... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6520 Play the theme song from “The OC. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6521 No offense, but not what I meant earlier when I prayed for more hammers and cords. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6522 Moses? Mozart? Are you playing me? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6523 Could you keep it down? My kid’s taking a nap. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6524 Ya, ya, D.C. al coda, heard it before... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6525 I could barely get myself up here, how the heck did you get a piano here!? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6526 It is about time to tune it up. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6527 Would you mind keeping the noise down? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6528 I'm afraid my repertoire is limited to what's glued to the piano. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6529 At last! I’ve been geting to get in tune! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6530 Your fingers must hurt after all that playin'. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6531 Sorry to startle you, but could you sing me a song Mr. Pianoman? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6532 Do you know InnaGaddaDaVita? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6533 I stand corrected. You climb SLOWER than someone with a piano on their back. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6534 Headless to say, I prefer the Goldberg Variations 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6535 My Seventh Album Will Release Exclusively In The Oasis 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6536 So as I was saying in base camp, "peak creativity" is a figure of speech. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6537 Jazzy 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6538 Bravo! You crept all the way to the top, past Juilliard and Carnegie Hall. And now you may play with me four hand piano sonatas! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6539 Kyle, you didn't finish Everest, but I've finished your song. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6540 Do you play Chopin? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6541 If you don't give it up, the Mountain Goats will attack at dawn. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6542 Couldn't you have summoned a nearby muse? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6543 Do you know, 'I Climbed the Mountain?' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6544 The blacksmith asks that you knock it off already. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6545 And you thought I was the bad cop. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6546 I'm here to tune in while you turn on and drop out. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6547 Can you play something with a little more drama? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6548 My wife said I should just buy an inspirational app. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6549 I mean, it wasn't "bad"...just a little esoteric for my tastse. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
6550 how long have you been here are you ok. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6551 Looks like the composing stopped and decomposing started. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6552 "Do you know the bridge to "Indiana"?" "Indiana" is a common traditional jazz song. Bridge is the middle 8 bars of a song. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6553 Would you like to hear Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King", now? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6554 I guess it’s time to ‘Forge every stream’ and ‘Follow Every Byway’. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6555 You sort of got a head of yourself on that last song. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6556 Best Wasted 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6557 TFW you have to go see your uncle in his off off off off broadway rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6558 New Fox series: Extreme Mountain Music. Contestants climb a craggy mountain, perform a concerto, and snowboard an X-games course. Scoring is based on looks, audience reaction, and Trump tweets. Judges: Kid Rock, Tanya Harding, and Jeff Goldblum 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6559 You are disturbing your neighbours and this is valley is a QUITE ZONE 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6560 Those were literally some steep stairways but glad I made it St. Peter. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6561 I've got a great idea ! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6562 Do you know any Ricky Nelson? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6563 Still need a piano tuner? Sorry it took so long--my GPS had trouble finding you. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6564 It's safe now Sammy, Mike Tyson has retired from boxing. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6565 Do you know 'Going out of my head over you' ? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6566 I’m saved!! I knew playing “Climb every Mountain” would work!! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6567 How can I get any sleep with you making all this racket! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6568 Either you squeak, or we keep squeaking. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6569 No, I need a physical rest. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6570 The Saint Bernard lost the sled with the acoustic tiles. You will have to bear with the echo for a while longer. I have, however, sifted the brown M&Ms from my trail mix. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6571 I think the mover overcharged me... 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6572 Mammy !! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6573 They said this time alone, climbing, would bring back old memories. Well I remember him from my first time playing piano. Still has those cool sandals we all loved in school. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6574 Ever since our population declined, I not only great you but play the heavily choir upon arrival. Since you didn’t do well with hiking on earth, any interest in music in heaven? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6575 Are you telling me this isn't Plano, Texas? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6576 That motivational piece still dosen´t quite cut it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6577 How did you get a piano up here!? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6578 Give us a song? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6579 If your piano isn’t prepared, then how can I be? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6580 I think it's the draft. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6581 I said that I wanted help with aptitude not etude. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6582 Route 80 is two blocks from here! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6583 What, I came up the treble Clef in high G? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6584 Just when God deemed it fit to rest on the seventh day, he was devastated to not bequeath the Mountaineer his Klondike Bar. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6585 oh shit sorry, assumed that was a rhetorical question. no, you don’t come to where I work and slap the dicks out of my mouth. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6586 Sorry I'm late. Mom got stuck in traffic. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6587 What is love?" "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6588 Sorry, I'm afraid my inspiration is all played out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6589 If your Horowitz, then I'm Kempff. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6590 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered are you? How lyrical! I think you may have a hit on your hands. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6591 Gimme Five - and a High C! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6592 I meant to ask you the true meaning of life. But, what I really want to know is when do I get my hiking pole back? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6593 Man on Ledge: "Hi Jon, the Pulitzer went to Kendrick Lamar." Jon: "Son of a b*tch!" 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6594 Our A is 442. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6595 Oscar, it's me, Richard! Did you hear that nun singing? Soimething about 'the hills being alive....' 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6596 Did I seriously come all this way just to get Rick-Rolled?!? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6597 No no no, this is the Grand Piano Canyon. Common misconception 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6598 Captain Fantastic? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6599 Four days of hard climbing and she plays her head off before I get here. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6600 Oh Guru, we need a jingle to save Facebook 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6601 Age of Creativity 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6602 I’ll trade you some iambic pentameter and improvisation for divine inspiration. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6603 Are you kidding me? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6604 Try Lenny Bernstein's "Age of Anxiety." 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6605 What are you doing up here? To make a cover version of "On Top of Old Smokey"? or maybe "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6606 Ughh... the PCT hasn’t been the same since the success of „Wild“. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6607 I thought that was 5'33". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6608 "Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah"? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6609 Can you play 'The Well-Tempered Clavier'? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6610 The Plateau: "Make yourself comfortable, you'll be here a while." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6611 Your love asked me to bring you some actual food. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6612 Are you “The One” that can Orchestrate OUR Enlightenment? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6613 CAN YOU PLAY " MELANCHOLY BABY" FOR ME? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6614 Hi Elton! Having a bad day? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6615 The ta-da was catchy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6616 test 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6617 I said in D major, not B! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6618 I get that it's stressful, but you must keep one's head. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6619 I told him, it doesn't pay to get ahead. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6620 Perhaps it’s time to explore an alternative to the sonata form? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6621 The mountain IS called the 'Grand Teton' after all. What else did you expect? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6622 Now I know why they call this mountain "The Grand Teton." 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6623 Are you ready for the rhapsody? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6624 I’ve come all this treacherous way and you tell me you’re stuck in completing your opera “The Secret Of Life”! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6625 I was expecting a bucket, a mop, and an illustrated book about birds. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6626 The great discovery of the headless piano man, on music mountain! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6627 Don’t tell me you lost your lease. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6628 Wow! Tracy Dartt? Well I never.... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6629 Oh, was there an earthquake here? I didn’t feel it climbing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6630 I am here to inform you that "Stairway to Heaven" is no on the mandatory play list. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6631 What are you doing here? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6632 Are you my shelf date? You look nothing like your photo. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6633 What's So grand about this piano? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6634 Admission was twenty bucks. Where's the rest of the orchestra? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6635 I brought the weed, so will you play “Rocky Mountain High”? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6636 I am here to collect the handcrafted piano that you are selling 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6637 I have to ask, why atonal at this altitude 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6638 Can I camp in your suite? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6639 Fermi, meet God. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6640 Plink plonk, plink plonk. Oh hello! Wanna hear a song? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6641 Come join the lookout point and enjoy "Rhapsody in Blue". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6642 Did ya see how many movies that Grieg song, hall of the mountain king is in? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6643 'SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. I HAVE YOUR COFFEE." 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6644 Could play "Misty"? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6645 Surprisingly, I don't know any John Denver. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
6646 No, I refuse to play "Mountain Rocky High"! 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
6647 Is this OK? The acoustics are good here and it wouldn't fit in the living room. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
6648 Do you know Cole Porter's "You're The Tops"? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
6649 What do you mean this isn’t the way to Carnegie Hall! 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
6650 I can't believe you're late to my piano recital. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
6651 Getting high hasn't helped. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
6652 I forgot, which page number are you missing? 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
6653 Can you play something uplifting? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6654 I can book you in a smaller venue. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6655 Wow if I knew the key to life was C major I'd have stayed in bed. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6656 You're not clapping. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6657 “Stick with mouth organs.” That’s the secret to a happy life? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6658 To ensure uninterrupted enlightenment all pilgrims must leave their cell phones at the foot of the mountain. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
6659 "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" in key of G. Hit it. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
6660 I have to ask you to keep it down. The Yeti are complaining. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
6661 The Yeti is requesting ‘A lot less Gershwin.’ 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
6662 Will you play it NOW, Sam? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
6663 Do you mind? That’s a bit distracting. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
6664 May I request 'Climb Every Mountain?' 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
6665 No! I prayed you’d listen at the summit not play Listz on the summit. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
6666 Sorry, the concert ended 20 minutes ago 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
6667 How's the jingle coming? 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
6668 Anything but rock and roll. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
6669 Ultimately, you will have to find your own Steinway in life. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
6670 “Debora! I told you I heard a piano somewhere... Debora? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
6671 What was the high note of your career? 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
6672 It certainly takes you tuners long enough... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
6673 Dad, where'd you hide the car keys? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
6674 One of us is off key. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
6675 What is the meaning of Leibniz? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
6676 You're too flat, by the way. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
6677 I tell you what, you don’t like it send it back for a full refund, just pay return shipping 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
6678 I promise to climb back down when you play 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough.' 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
6679 when you were studying music, did you ever think it would turn out this way? 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
6680 Am I too late for the final act? 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
6681 Please tell me you know how to play something besides Chopsticks 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
6682 Your complaints about the acoustics here have been noted. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6683 Do you have a special request 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6684 Oh. I thought this was Grand Pinion Mesa. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6685 Oh, finally I have enough for a concert. You're the third guy this month. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6686 I cannot find the high notes 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6687 'Any requests?' 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
6688 im so sorry, this performance has been sold out. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
6689 A major chord would be nice. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6690 The really hard part is finding a tuner. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6691 I am sorry, all the seats are taken. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6692 I'd love to hear you play 'Rocky Mountain High'. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
6693 You don't know the key either. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
6694 I can give you the key to Life, but don't ask me to play "Piano Man!" 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
6695 I'm the piano tuner. Sorry I'm late, but I got caught up at base camp 1. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
6696 Hey,buddy, all those other hills are not alive with the sound of music! 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
6697 Your ad said $500 for the piano. how much to deliver? 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
6698 Could I have 2 tickets please? My wife’s running late 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
6699 Do you offer clarinet lessons as well? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
6700 My concerto has reached its peak! 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
6701 Don't make us repossess it. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
6702 Are you up for Beethoven Sonata in C sharp minor, Op 27, No 2? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6703 It looks like you need inspiration more than me 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6704 Scaling a mountain: two schools of thought. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6705 Can't you see I'm rehearsing? The concert is not till next week. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6706 You know that piece that makes your amygdalae swell up like cantaloupes... she wants to hear it. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
6707 It's an unfinished piece. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
6708 Can you teach me how to play "Heart and Soul"? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
6709 Excuse me. I need a little inspiration. Do you know the theme from Rocky? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6710 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6711 Close. It’s Pearl Jam. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6712 Sorry I had treble making our lesson on time today. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6713 Moonlight Sonata, please. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6714 Can you play that in a lower key? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
6715 I heard you were the best tuner within miles. Can I pick it up next Tuesday? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6716 Gee Cliff, you scaled up. Now get your bass down. Just don't jump off the clef. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6717 Do I still get front row? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6718 The guy at river deep says he's in. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
6719 Do you know I’m lost? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
6720 Did you bring the kazoo bagpipes and the tambourine? And what about my snicker's bars? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
6721 Did you find it yet? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6722 What moving company did you use? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6723 I know how you feel. My kids don't like my taste in music either. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
6724 Swell, a old bearded guy on a mountaintop. What is this, a New Yorker cartoon? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6725 Rachmaninoff is the key to enlightenment. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6726 I feel your pain, dude. I'm pretty sure you were sent up here for Ten Commandments, not Ten Concertos. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
6727 Pachelbel's Canyon?" "Indeed. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
6728 Will there be an intermission? 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
6729 When you called me to tune your piano, you did realize I charge for mileage, didn’t you? 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
6730 I can't believe I climbed all this way just to find the headless grand piano man 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
6731 I'm Bach-packing through Europe. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
6732 If you want to sing out, sing out, if you want to be free be free...... 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
6733 Well, since you’re asking, I guess I do have one more question before I go. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
6734 “You’re late, my concert is over”. 1.0000 0.00669 150 150 0 0
6735 Oh wait... modern? Yeah, never mind. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
6736 Hey you, keep it down, some of the other wise men are complaining! 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6737 "Ten Commandments the Musical" doesn't inspire me. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6738 No, Nixon isn't president anymore. I don't know how to tell you this but... 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6739 Your late what kept you? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6740 Right, I perform solo but with the wind and the echo sometimes it sounds there is a duet or even a trio or quartet playing here. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6741 This is the last time I'm cleaning up your mess!! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
6742 Another fugue? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
6743 I'm no dramaturg, but I think the 1st part of your double aria, was a bit lengthy... 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
6744 This looks like a classic case of Creation versus Evolution. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6745 You'd be wise to stick to your day job. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6746 Did you bring any blank paper with you? I'm all out. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6747 Don't be discouraged. Once I get it tuned your creative slump will be gone in a flash. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
6748 They didn't say you'd plateaued, but low-key suggested you come down a half step on Rocky Mountain. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6749 Gimme a C! Gimme a bouncy C! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
6750 Who is your tuner?? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0