Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
No, I said to play with more attitude. |
1.8817 |
0.01352 |
3509 |
1357 |
1210 |
942 |
1 |
Your lesson was yesterday. |
1.8788 |
0.01169 |
4712 |
1836 |
1611 |
1265 |
2 |
The Zen Way is on the next mountain. This is the Steinway. |
1.8706 |
0.01181 |
4769 |
1933 |
1520 |
1316 |
3 |
I know you didn't send for a tuner. The people down in the valley did. |
1.8630 |
0.01221 |
4415 |
1796 |
1428 |
1191 |
4 |
The public is saying your latest work is inaccessible. |
1.8536 |
0.01103 |
4971 |
1920 |
1859 |
1192 |
5 |
Everyone wants the secret of life. No one asks how the hell I got this baby up here. |
1.8527 |
0.01309 |
3692 |
1480 |
1276 |
936 |
6 |
The Craigslist ad said it's free if I pick it up myself...? |
1.8429 |
0.01144 |
4671 |
1853 |
1699 |
1119 |
7 |
Finally, a request. |
1.8291 |
0.01629 |
2282 |
919 |
834 |
529 |
8 |
I'm moving all of my music to the cloud. |
1.8254 |
0.01181 |
4490 |
1866 |
1542 |
1082 |
9 |
To be honest with you, we regret both the promise of free delivery and the promise of lifetime tunings. |
1.8000 |
0.01194 |
4340 |
1863 |
1482 |
995 |
10 |
The meaning of life? No I don't know it, but maybe if you hum a few bars... |
1.7944 |
0.01661 |
2335 |
1041 |
733 |
561 |
11 |
Is this the Steinway to Heaven? |
1.7911 |
0.01271 |
3974 |
1776 |
1252 |
946 |
12 |
Well that was a major scale! |
1.7906 |
0.01620 |
2297 |
983 |
812 |
502 |
13 |
You find out who your real friends are when you ask them to help you move. |
1.7855 |
0.01400 |
2984 |
1261 |
1102 |
621 |
14 |
Franz, just call it "Unfinished" and come down. |
1.7793 |
0.01304 |
3525 |
1531 |
1241 |
753 |
15 |
With a helicopter. You've got two questions left. |
1.7779 |
0.01261 |
3823 |
1680 |
1312 |
831 |
16 |
Sorry to tell you this; the divorce is now final, and she got the piano. |
1.7735 |
0.01346 |
3501 |
1596 |
1102 |
803 |
17 |
I know you're discouraged by the turnout, but I think it's the venue. |
1.7726 |
0.01203 |
3901 |
1646 |
1496 |
759 |
18 |
Am I late for my lesson? |
1.7712 |
0.04054 |
424 |
207 |
107 |
110 |
19 |
I guess if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. |
1.7698 |
0.01287 |
3614 |
1594 |
1258 |
762 |
20 |
There've been complaints about the hills being alive with the sound of music. |
1.7585 |
0.01267 |
3748 |
1689 |
1275 |
784 |
21 |
I see that no one but you plays at this level. |
1.7562 |
0.01232 |
3761 |
1643 |
1392 |
726 |
22 |
How 'bout this time I show you how to tune the piano yourself? |
1.7522 |
0.01419 |
2837 |
1249 |
1042 |
546 |
23 |
Big deal! Try it with a piano on your back. |
1.7505 |
0.01298 |
3732 |
1754 |
1155 |
823 |
24 |
I play best when I'm high. |
1.7214 |
0.01507 |
2631 |
1254 |
856 |
521 |
25 |
This is Enrichment. Enlightenment is the next ledge up. |
1.7178 |
0.01477 |
2658 |
1251 |
906 |
501 |
26 |
Yup, no kidding, I just said, “Alexa, find live music nearby.” |
1.7111 |
0.01357 |
3216 |
1550 |
1045 |
621 |
27 |
It would help if you composed a bridge. |
1.7087 |
0.01819 |
1751 |
836 |
589 |
326 |
28 |
And this is where my musical career plateaued. |
1.7055 |
0.01727 |
1827 |
846 |
673 |
308 |
29 |
I've been sent to ask you if you know any other songs besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough?" |
1.7031 |
0.01854 |
1711 |
832 |
555 |
324 |
30 |
I was hoping to end this climb on a high note. |
1.7020 |
0.02251 |
1047 |
480 |
399 |
168 |
31 |
Your wife says she can still hear it. |
1.7013 |
0.01349 |
3264 |
1602 |
1035 |
627 |
32 |
I'm from the next mountain. Would you mind keeping it down after 10:00 PM? |
1.6974 |
0.01867 |
1606 |
766 |
560 |
280 |
33 |
Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." |
1.6942 |
0.01551 |
2482 |
1236 |
769 |
477 |
34 |
Life is hard my son, Rachmaninoff is harder. |
1.6903 |
0.01525 |
2444 |
1190 |
821 |
433 |
35 |
It's free, but you have to move it. |
1.6725 |
0.01522 |
2440 |
1220 |
799 |
421 |
36 |
No, this is piano camp, base camp is further up. |
1.6714 |
0.01577 |
2273 |
1138 |
744 |
391 |
37 |
Seriously, a two-drink minimum? |
1.6646 |
0.01586 |
2230 |
1125 |
728 |
377 |
38 |
We're putting the band back together! |
1.6537 |
0.01423 |
2804 |
1449 |
877 |
478 |
39 |
Practice? That's it .... Practice? |
1.6417 |
0.01958 |
1468 |
770 |
454 |
244 |
40 |
I'm afraid this will be my last lesson. I've found a teacher closer to home. |
1.6354 |
0.01446 |
2608 |
1360 |
839 |
409 |
41 |
I’m the viola, any sign of the other three? |
1.6339 |
0.02028 |
1292 |
666 |
433 |
193 |
42 |
It's true—the aria is thinner up here. |
1.6296 |
0.01893 |
1547 |
821 |
478 |
248 |
43 |
Yesterday? I thought my lesson was today! |
1.6236 |
0.02425 |
914 |
482 |
294 |
138 |
44 |
You're a good friend Gary. No one else bothered to show up for my recital. |
1.6222 |
0.01569 |
2157 |
1134 |
704 |
319 |
45 |
What do you mean, 'sold out'? |
1.6200 |
0.01571 |
2121 |
1111 |
705 |
305 |
46 |
What do you mean my lesson was cancelled? |
1.6198 |
0.01583 |
2125 |
1123 |
687 |
315 |
47 |
Mom says just to call it “Unfinished” and come home for dinner. |
1.6175 |
0.01794 |
1707 |
920 |
520 |
267 |
48 |
The meaning of life? What key is it in? |
1.6169 |
0.01676 |
1981 |
1076 |
588 |
317 |
49 |
I hope you have a good excuse. Your lesson was supposed to start 15 minutes ago. |
1.6143 |
0.01876 |
1483 |
783 |
489 |
211 |
50 |
On behalf of the entire valley, please stop practicing that song. |
1.6110 |
0.01759 |
1774 |
966 |
532 |
276 |
51 |
I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I'll try to play it. |
1.6078 |
0.01968 |
1392 |
755 |
428 |
209 |
52 |
Sam, I found you at last. Play it again. |
1.6045 |
0.02222 |
1153 |
646 |
317 |
190 |
53 |
The neighbors want me to ask you to keep it down. |
1.6018 |
0.01862 |
1537 |
837 |
475 |
225 |
54 |
Mom always told me you'd just gone to the store for cigarettes. |
1.6002 |
0.02473 |
863 |
469 |
270 |
124 |
55 |
Sorry, my set just ended, but I play here every Thursday from 5 to 9. |
1.5985 |
0.01910 |
1452 |
793 |
449 |
210 |
56 |
May I change to monthly rather than weekly lessons? |
1.5984 |
0.01829 |
1519 |
813 |
503 |
203 |
57 |
Peak performance can mean something different to everybody. |
1.5981 |
0.01983 |
1341 |
731 |
418 |
192 |
58 |
No, no, no. I'm the Dalai Yamaha. The Dalai Lama is the next cliff up. |
1.5950 |
0.01947 |
1432 |
796 |
420 |
216 |
59 |
I came as soon as I heard you were in treble. |
1.5908 |
0.02062 |
1300 |
734 |
364 |
202 |
60 |
I don’t know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I’ll fake it. |
1.5905 |
0.02034 |
1353 |
769 |
369 |
215 |
61 |
You canceled my lesson!? |
1.5875 |
0.02044 |
1285 |
719 |
377 |
189 |
62 |
Hi, I'm from Switzerland's Got Talent. |
1.5869 |
0.02150 |
1225 |
704 |
323 |
198 |
63 |
The folks at base camp wonder if you could keep it down a little. |
1.5852 |
0.02058 |
1215 |
669 |
381 |
165 |
64 |
What do you mean you're not taking requests? |
1.5808 |
0.02094 |
1164 |
643 |
366 |
155 |
65 |
You didn't, by any chance, bring up some music with you, did you? |
1.5804 |
0.02102 |
1163 |
645 |
361 |
157 |
66 |
Sorry, but your lesson was yesterday. |
1.5781 |
0.02167 |
1121 |
631 |
332 |
158 |
67 |
Well that was a hard scale. |
1.5728 |
0.02205 |
1044 |
583 |
324 |
137 |
68 |
Grandma says she'll take you back on the condition you take lessons and a shower. |
1.5706 |
0.02292 |
1020 |
586 |
286 |
148 |
69 |
We lost violins to the crevasse, cellos to the avalanche, but the woodwinds are right behind me. |
1.5706 |
0.02253 |
992 |
554 |
310 |
128 |
70 |
Don’t just sit there throw me a chord |
1.5694 |
0.02360 |
987 |
575 |
262 |
150 |
71 |
This clef was more treble than I thought. |
1.5689 |
0.02371 |
1002 |
591 |
252 |
159 |
72 |
Dad, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested that you store your music in the cloud! |
1.5676 |
0.02309 |
976 |
556 |
286 |
134 |
73 |
For all that is holy, please say you are the piano tuner... |
1.5668 |
0.02686 |
734 |
422 |
208 |
104 |
74 |
This is the last time I'm tuning this thing! |
1.5662 |
0.02336 |
952 |
543 |
279 |
130 |
75 |
I'm here to talk about your student loans. |
1.5652 |
0.02500 |
913 |
545 |
220 |
148 |
76 |
Oh, so you're the one keeping the hills alive? |
1.5622 |
0.02360 |
909 |
516 |
275 |
118 |
77 |
Can we possibly do the next lesson at MY house? |
1.5613 |
0.02379 |
889 |
504 |
271 |
114 |
78 |
That's it? The key to all existence is B? |
1.5612 |
0.02449 |
866 |
498 |
250 |
118 |
79 |
What service elevator? |
1.5608 |
0.02363 |
897 |
508 |
275 |
114 |
80 |
If you're shocked about Reagan, you'll never believe who's President now. |
1.5605 |
0.02684 |
785 |
470 |
190 |
125 |
81 |
Oh, I have a little free time. Not many seek wisdom anymore. |
1.5579 |
0.02443 |
864 |
498 |
250 |
116 |
82 |
What's the key to life? |
1.5577 |
0.02466 |
841 |
483 |
247 |
111 |
83 |
Does it look like I know the way to San Jose? |
1.5563 |
0.02657 |
782 |
466 |
197 |
119 |
84 |
I never intended to to make my music accessible. |
1.5561 |
0.02529 |
793 |
455 |
235 |
103 |
85 |
I’m sorry but I’m not taking any new students. |
1.5541 |
0.02554 |
823 |
486 |
218 |
119 |
86 |
Welcome to heaven, son. Yeah, most people are disappointed. |
1.5530 |
0.02532 |
792 |
457 |
232 |
103 |
87 |
Ok now, from the top. |
1.5525 |
0.02529 |
809 |
471 |
229 |
109 |
88 |
Cliff’s Notes. |
1.5514 |
0.02568 |
798 |
469 |
218 |
111 |
89 |
Mom says you can stop practicing now. |
1.5511 |
0.02537 |
793 |
460 |
229 |
104 |
90 |
"You know, 'performing at new heights' is generally taken metaphorically. |
1.5508 |
0.02485 |
788 |
448 |
246 |
94 |
91 |
I know I told you that you were capable of playing at a much higher level, but this isn't what I meant. |
1.5489 |
0.02564 |
756 |
435 |
227 |
94 |
92 |
Stairway to Heaven? Two hills over. |
1.5462 |
0.02636 |
747 |
440 |
206 |
101 |
93 |
I don't know The Meaning of Life, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play along. |
1.5462 |
0.02649 |
747 |
442 |
202 |
103 |
94 |
Wow, so it really is lonely at the top. |
1.5461 |
0.02589 |
749 |
435 |
219 |
95 |
95 |
The first lesson is free. |
1.5435 |
0.02756 |
690 |
410 |
185 |
95 |
96 |
Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? |
1.5425 |
0.02699 |
717 |
426 |
193 |
98 |
97 |
Yeah, the site is breathtaking, but the acoustics are crap. |
1.5424 |
0.02721 |
684 |
401 |
195 |
88 |
98 |
They didn’t literally mean “Go play it on the mountain” |
1.5416 |
0.02700 |
709 |
420 |
194 |
95 |
99 |
Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." |
1.5396 |
0.02681 |
695 |
407 |
201 |
87 |
100 |
It's my way or the Steinway |
1.5391 |
0.02696 |
690 |
405 |
198 |
87 |
101 |
Keep climbing if you want to hear the harps. |
1.5372 |
0.02824 |
659 |
396 |
172 |
91 |
102 |
Just passing on a message from the village below. They want to know if you can play ANYTHING other than 'The Hills are Alive', anything at all? |
1.5360 |
0.02745 |
666 |
393 |
189 |
84 |
103 |
Is the flood over ?? |
1.5345 |
0.02802 |
666 |
401 |
174 |
91 |
104 |
The recital was yesterday. |
1.5342 |
0.02740 |
657 |
386 |
191 |
80 |
105 |
No, I'm not a guru. I was banished from civilized society because I composed "Chopsticks." |
1.5340 |
0.02960 |
603 |
365 |
154 |
84 |
106 |
Seriously, you should learn to tune your own piano. |
1.5336 |
0.02783 |
654 |
389 |
181 |
84 |
107 |
Your lesson was an hour ago. |
1.5327 |
0.02744 |
642 |
375 |
192 |
75 |
108 |
Which one is the key to happiness? |
1.5323 |
0.02775 |
635 |
373 |
186 |
76 |
109 |
I see your career has plateaued. |
1.5310 |
0.02759 |
629 |
367 |
190 |
72 |
110 |
No, I’ve just come by to tell you I’ve found a new teacher on 46th Street. |
1.5308 |
0.02782 |
633 |
373 |
184 |
76 |
111 |
Now, THAT'S what I call a major scale! |
1.5302 |
0.03064 |
579 |
357 |
137 |
85 |
112 |
When they said my concert ticket was in the nosebleed section, they weren't kidding. |
1.5295 |
0.02728 |
627 |
363 |
196 |
68 |
113 |
It's worth it for the acoustics. |
1.5285 |
0.02803 |
613 |
360 |
182 |
71 |
114 |
There's a cover charge? |
1.5285 |
0.02924 |
613 |
373 |
156 |
84 |
115 |
Not to be a bother, but would you mind keeping it down? |
1.5284 |
0.02761 |
617 |
359 |
190 |
68 |
116 |
Ya know, Dad, when you said 'mid-life crisis', I was kinda hoping you meant we were getting a sports car. |
1.5280 |
0.02931 |
572 |
339 |
164 |
69 |
117 |
Oh good, my page turner is here. Did you bring a chair? |
1.5279 |
0.02851 |
610 |
363 |
172 |
75 |
118 |
Your ticket is for next week’s performance |
1.5269 |
0.02888 |
613 |
370 |
163 |
80 |
119 |
Well, the tuning is only $90, the other $910 is a inconvenience surcharge. |
1.5234 |
0.02709 |
577 |
325 |
202 |
50 |
120 |
The villagers want you to stop playing Stairway to Heaven. |
1.5226 |
0.02988 |
576 |
351 |
149 |
76 |
121 |
No, it was here when I arrived. |
1.5225 |
0.02899 |
578 |
344 |
166 |
68 |
122 |
So this is where you’ve been Haydn. |
1.5225 |
0.02970 |
578 |
351 |
152 |
75 |
123 |
They didn't say it was a piano - I'll have to bring another guy. |
1.5218 |
0.03000 |
573 |
350 |
147 |
76 |
124 |
Excuse me, would you mind completing a short survey regarding your piano delivery experience? |
1.5197 |
0.03040 |
558 |
342 |
142 |
74 |
125 |
Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? |
1.5189 |
0.02933 |
555 |
330 |
162 |
63 |
126 |
I'll be right back. I left my tools in the truck. |
1.5182 |
0.02987 |
550 |
331 |
153 |
66 |
127 |
I'd like to hear that once more, from the top. |
1.5181 |
0.02959 |
554 |
332 |
157 |
65 |
128 |
Wait. I could have used the freight elevator? |
1.5173 |
0.03089 |
549 |
340 |
134 |
75 |
129 |
My fee for tuning your piano is $75, with travel expenses your bill should about $8,000. |
1.5166 |
0.02928 |
542 |
320 |
164 |
58 |
130 |
You haven't made a payment in three months, I'm sorry my boss says I have to take it back. |
1.5164 |
0.02961 |
548 |
328 |
157 |
63 |
131 |
Ticket? |
1.5158 |
0.03063 |
537 |
328 |
141 |
68 |
132 |
Well, hello Dalai. |
1.5158 |
0.03133 |
539 |
336 |
128 |
75 |
133 |
I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. |
1.5150 |
0.02992 |
532 |
318 |
154 |
60 |
134 |
Yes, I know the meaning of life, and it goes something like this.... |
1.5141 |
0.02952 |
533 |
316 |
160 |
57 |
135 |
And you're complaining about a backpack? |
1.5116 |
0.03036 |
516 |
310 |
148 |
58 |
136 |
You wouldn't happen to know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain', do you? |
1.5115 |
0.03010 |
522 |
313 |
151 |
58 |
137 |
Next time let's practice at my place. |
1.5099 |
0.03156 |
506 |
312 |
130 |
64 |
138 |
You're in luck. I carried a tune. |
1.5099 |
0.03143 |
506 |
311 |
132 |
63 |
139 |
I don't think this is what they meant when they said, 'be more like Monk.' |
1.5099 |
0.03029 |
506 |
302 |
150 |
54 |
140 |
So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. |
1.5098 |
0.02994 |
508 |
301 |
155 |
52 |
141 |
These are the Ivory Gates. The Pearly Gates are a little higher. |
1.5090 |
0.03154 |
501 |
308 |
131 |
62 |
142 |
'How did I get it here? I ordered it on Amazon.' |
1.5089 |
0.03094 |
503 |
305 |
140 |
58 |
143 |
No, I don't have any rope, but I can give you a chord. |
1.5086 |
0.03219 |
466 |
283 |
129 |
54 |
144 |
So that's what you meant about ending your career on a high note. |
1.5081 |
0.03065 |
492 |
294 |
146 |
52 |
145 |
I knew you said you were playing Off-Broadway, but this is ridiculous. |
1.5081 |
0.03113 |
496 |
301 |
138 |
57 |
146 |
Hey, thanks for filling in. |
1.5061 |
0.03084 |
488 |
293 |
143 |
52 |
147 |
It's lonely at the top, kid. |
1.5052 |
0.03098 |
485 |
292 |
141 |
52 |
148 |
I'm the drummer. The string section didn't make it. |
1.5052 |
0.03028 |
485 |
287 |
151 |
47 |
149 |
It's STILL unfinished?? |
1.5051 |
0.03102 |
487 |
294 |
140 |
53 |
150 |
Finally, the old man and the C. |
1.5042 |
0.03159 |
478 |
291 |
133 |
54 |
151 |
It looked brown in your Craigslist ad. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass. |
1.5022 |
0.03229 |
464 |
285 |
125 |
54 |
152 |
I don't know "The Meaning Of Life" but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. |
1.5011 |
0.03259 |
461 |
285 |
121 |
55 |
153 |
Mr. Steinway, I presume? |
1.5000 |
0.03293 |
460 |
287 |
116 |
57 |
154 |
Don't matter where you came from...I don't do requests. |
1.5000 |
0.03080 |
458 |
271 |
145 |
42 |
155 |
Why, yes, I did pack a candelabra. |
1.5000 |
0.03033 |
458 |
268 |
151 |
39 |
156 |
I was looking for the fool on the hill but I'm pretty sure you'll do. |
1.4989 |
0.03324 |
457 |
287 |
112 |
58 |
157 |
How did I get up here? Practice, practice, practice |
1.4989 |
0.03335 |
455 |
286 |
111 |
58 |
158 |
I'll tune it here, once, but after this, you gotta bring it to the shop. |
1.4978 |
0.03381 |
452 |
287 |
105 |
60 |
159 |
When you said you ‘made it to the top’, I thought you meant ‘the charts’ |
1.4978 |
0.03280 |
446 |
275 |
120 |
51 |
160 |
Your audition has been moved to next week. |
1.4967 |
0.03171 |
449 |
271 |
133 |
45 |
161 |
Wow! Made it! Saw the ad... piano still for sale? |
1.4967 |
0.03294 |
449 |
279 |
117 |
53 |
162 |
The piano tuning is complimentary, but the house call is ten thousand dollars. |
1.4966 |
0.03285 |
445 |
275 |
119 |
51 |
163 |
You're seeing me at my peak. |
1.4955 |
0.03286 |
442 |
273 |
119 |
50 |
164 |
I’ll be right back with the bench. |
1.4955 |
0.03344 |
440 |
275 |
112 |
53 |
165 |
Piano tuner??? I’m a locksmith. They said you were having a problem with a Key!!! |
1.4920 |
0.03223 |
439 |
268 |
126 |
45 |
166 |
I have kind of bad news about the orchestra. |
1.4918 |
0.03187 |
427 |
256 |
132 |
39 |
167 |
Sorry, I thought they said someone was decomposing up here. |
1.4918 |
0.03432 |
425 |
269 |
103 |
53 |
168 |
I see why the guide called this a major scale. |
1.4918 |
0.03249 |
425 |
258 |
125 |
42 |
169 |
They want to know if you can keep it down |
1.4905 |
0.03413 |
420 |
264 |
106 |
50 |
170 |
Sorry. Your ticket is for the Thursday evening performance. |
1.4892 |
0.03560 |
415 |
269 |
89 |
57 |
171 |
Stupid GPS! I'm looking for the Grand Canyon not the Grand Piano! |
1.4878 |
0.03440 |
410 |
258 |
104 |
48 |
172 |
Tell me, how is it true that one cannot be both upright and grand? |
1.4867 |
0.03438 |
413 |
261 |
103 |
49 |
173 |
Finally...someone can help me turn the pages! |
1.4865 |
0.03352 |
407 |
251 |
114 |
42 |
174 |
Do you know anything besides "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.4865 |
0.03424 |
407 |
255 |
106 |
46 |
175 |
Stairway to heaven. Really? |
1.4865 |
0.03441 |
407 |
256 |
104 |
47 |
176 |
Just wanted to let you know, that should be an F sharp. |
1.4865 |
0.03388 |
407 |
253 |
110 |
44 |
177 |
No, Carnegie Hall is in New York. This is Carnegie Hill. |
1.4862 |
0.03345 |
399 |
244 |
116 |
39 |
178 |
What do you mean it's sold out? |
1.4851 |
0.03491 |
402 |
255 |
99 |
48 |
179 |
I've learned that great acoustics aren''t the only consideration when choosing a venue. |
1.4850 |
0.03126 |
400 |
234 |
138 |
28 |
180 |
The bass player's stuck in a crevice. Can you vamp for a while? |
1.4835 |
0.03292 |
395 |
239 |
121 |
35 |
181 |
I'll tune it but I won't move it. |
1.4821 |
0.03501 |
392 |
248 |
99 |
45 |
182 |
I can't work with these interruptions. |
1.4820 |
0.03509 |
388 |
245 |
99 |
44 |
183 |
You the guy who ordered the tux? |
1.4820 |
0.03603 |
388 |
250 |
89 |
49 |
184 |
My lesson is today, right? |
1.4813 |
0.03422 |
374 |
229 |
110 |
35 |
185 |
Your playing has plateaued. |
1.4803 |
0.03377 |
381 |
233 |
113 |
35 |
186 |
Was that Stairway to Heaven? |
1.4789 |
0.03582 |
380 |
243 |
92 |
45 |
187 |
You scale your way, I'll scale mine. |
1.4788 |
0.03616 |
378 |
243 |
89 |
46 |
188 |
Sounds like your creativity has plateaued |
1.4788 |
0.03538 |
378 |
239 |
97 |
42 |
189 |
Welcome, you're the first. It's open seating. |
1.4777 |
0.03335 |
381 |
232 |
116 |
33 |
190 |
Ok, once more from the top. |
1.4772 |
0.03691 |
373 |
243 |
82 |
48 |
191 |
10,000 feet and all you’ve got is ‘Chopsticks’? |
1.4772 |
0.03552 |
373 |
236 |
96 |
41 |
192 |
I climbed to the top of Everest for piano lessons? (submittd by Wes, age 8) |
1.4771 |
0.03334 |
371 |
224 |
117 |
30 |
193 |
You're on in five, sir. |
1.4761 |
0.03490 |
376 |
236 |
101 |
39 |
194 |
Nope, I don't play either. |
1.4758 |
0.03497 |
372 |
233 |
101 |
38 |
195 |
Mom says she can still hear you. |
1.4755 |
0.03689 |
368 |
239 |
83 |
46 |
196 |
Steinway, I presume. |
1.4755 |
0.03608 |
368 |
235 |
91 |
42 |
197 |
Could I have just a moment of your time today to chat about the amazing Book of Mormon? |
1.4755 |
0.03608 |
368 |
235 |
91 |
42 |
198 |
You gotta make that last payment. I REALLY don’t want to repo this baby! |
1.4754 |
0.03622 |
366 |
234 |
90 |
42 |
199 |
I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. |
1.4754 |
0.03602 |
366 |
233 |
92 |
41 |
200 |
The administration ran out of nominees. We want you to head the VA. |
1.4751 |
0.04038 |
341 |
231 |
58 |
52 |
201 |
Mom says dinner is ready. |
1.4734 |
0.03559 |
357 |
224 |
97 |
36 |
202 |
Do I know The meaning of life? Hum the first few bars and I'll pick it up |
1.4722 |
0.03791 |
360 |
238 |
74 |
48 |
203 |
Next time can we rehearse at my home? |
1.4721 |
0.03609 |
341 |
213 |
95 |
33 |
204 |
You look like you could use some accompaniment. |
1.4708 |
0.03478 |
359 |
223 |
103 |
33 |
205 |
What a relief! Everyone assumed you were de-composing. |
1.4708 |
0.03716 |
359 |
234 |
81 |
44 |
206 |
The meaning of life? It goes a little something like this... |
1.4708 |
0.03433 |
359 |
221 |
107 |
31 |
207 |
I can play your request, but only once you have freed yourself from the desire to hear it. |
1.4703 |
0.03698 |
353 |
228 |
84 |
41 |
208 |
Practice doesn't always get you to Carnegie Hall, my son. |
1.4684 |
0.03509 |
348 |
216 |
101 |
31 |
209 |
It’s hard, ya know...I really feel like I’ve hit a plateau here. |
1.4682 |
0.03663 |
346 |
221 |
88 |
37 |
210 |
Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so I also write jingles. |
1.4682 |
0.03686 |
346 |
222 |
86 |
38 |
211 |
Can you tune a piano? |
1.4680 |
0.03585 |
344 |
216 |
95 |
33 |
212 |
Don't worry, I'll have you tuned up in time. The audience is at least two hours behind me. |
1.4670 |
0.03257 |
349 |
207 |
121 |
21 |
213 |
Do you know "Rocky Mountain High"? |
1.4670 |
0.03707 |
349 |
226 |
83 |
40 |
214 |
I ‘m the yodeler, your opening act |
1.4669 |
0.03677 |
347 |
223 |
86 |
38 |
215 |
I'm your neighbor from the plateau 2,000 feet below... Do you think you could keep it down? |
1.4665 |
0.03616 |
343 |
217 |
92 |
34 |
216 |
Sorry for you trouble. maestro, but the yodelers would rather sing a cappella, after all. |
1.4663 |
0.03631 |
341 |
216 |
91 |
34 |
217 |
Your playing has hit a plateau. |
1.4663 |
0.03559 |
341 |
213 |
97 |
31 |
218 |
Critics are saying you've plateaued. |
1.4661 |
0.03500 |
339 |
209 |
102 |
28 |
219 |
Let's take it from the top |
1.4659 |
0.03438 |
337 |
205 |
107 |
25 |
220 |
Were you the one playing “Climb Every Mountain?” |
1.4659 |
0.03734 |
337 |
217 |
83 |
37 |
221 |
My wife actually wants the piano in the living room, after all. |
1.4657 |
0.03629 |
335 |
211 |
92 |
32 |
222 |
Play that one about coming round the mountain |
1.4641 |
0.03829 |
334 |
219 |
75 |
40 |
223 |
I hear you’ve reached a creative plateau. |
1.4634 |
0.03581 |
328 |
204 |
96 |
28 |
224 |
It's $25 for the pedal, and $2500 for shipping and handling. |
1.4622 |
0.03506 |
331 |
204 |
101 |
26 |
225 |
The problem is, you're playing too high. |
1.4622 |
0.03609 |
331 |
208 |
93 |
30 |
226 |
Really? The Hokie Pokie is what it's all about? |
1.4622 |
0.03782 |
331 |
215 |
79 |
37 |
227 |
I have to cancel next Thursday’s lesson. |
1.4620 |
0.03625 |
329 |
207 |
92 |
30 |
228 |
I hope you brought some new music. |
1.4618 |
0.03588 |
327 |
204 |
95 |
28 |
229 |
Masterpiece or not! This is the last time I go for more paper. |
1.4615 |
0.03708 |
325 |
207 |
86 |
32 |
230 |
I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. |
1.4615 |
0.03682 |
325 |
206 |
88 |
31 |
231 |
What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? |
1.4615 |
0.03809 |
325 |
211 |
78 |
36 |
232 |
That's what I call a major scale. |
1.4615 |
0.03682 |
325 |
206 |
88 |
31 |
233 |
Please tell me you're the piano tuner. |
1.4604 |
0.03758 |
328 |
212 |
81 |
35 |
234 |
I hope you're the piano tuner. |
1.4596 |
0.03546 |
322 |
199 |
98 |
25 |
235 |
The people down below want you to stop playing 'Free Falling' |
1.4596 |
0.03706 |
322 |
205 |
86 |
31 |
236 |
I don't know "what's the meaning of life", can you hum a few bars? |
1.4594 |
0.03775 |
320 |
206 |
81 |
33 |
237 |
I climb all the way up here and you go on break? |
1.4591 |
0.03659 |
318 |
200 |
90 |
28 |
238 |
I'm the repo guy. Please tell me you have the balance owed. |
1.4591 |
0.03870 |
318 |
208 |
74 |
36 |
239 |
Would you mind keeping it down? |
1.4574 |
0.03800 |
317 |
205 |
79 |
33 |
240 |
Now that I’ve reached my peak, I just don’t feel like playing anymore” |
1.4572 |
0.03863 |
304 |
196 |
77 |
31 |
241 |
Maestro! The conductor said take it FROM the top! |
1.4551 |
0.03680 |
312 |
197 |
88 |
27 |
242 |
I'm from the mountain top next door. Could you please keep it down. |
1.4551 |
0.03790 |
312 |
201 |
80 |
31 |
243 |
They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" |
1.4551 |
0.03763 |
312 |
200 |
82 |
30 |
244 |
You know everyone stopped listening right? |
1.4551 |
0.03623 |
312 |
195 |
92 |
25 |
245 |
I'm here to collect royalties for the copyrighted music you've been playing. |
1.4551 |
0.04002 |
312 |
209 |
64 |
39 |
246 |
No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " |
1.4548 |
0.03969 |
310 |
206 |
67 |
37 |
247 |
Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.4548 |
0.03862 |
310 |
202 |
75 |
33 |
248 |
I'm not taking anymore requests. We're about to close. |
1.4533 |
0.03841 |
300 |
193 |
78 |
29 |
249 |
You the guy who called for a piano tuner? |
1.4533 |
0.03870 |
300 |
194 |
76 |
30 |
250 |
What do you mean you found someone else to tune the piano? |
1.4533 |
0.03632 |
300 |
186 |
92 |
22 |
251 |
Of all the piano joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to climb into mine. |
1.4521 |
0.03515 |
303 |
185 |
99 |
19 |
252 |
They heard you in the valley and decided to send a piano tuner. |
1.4521 |
0.03898 |
303 |
198 |
73 |
32 |
253 |
I understand somebody called for a piano tuner. |
1.4515 |
0.03791 |
299 |
191 |
81 |
27 |
254 |
I'm here with the price quote from Acme movers. Are you sitting down..? |
1.4515 |
0.03701 |
299 |
188 |
87 |
24 |
255 |
Don't feel bad, every pianist eventually plateaus. |
1.4515 |
0.03820 |
299 |
192 |
79 |
28 |
256 |
Hello. Amazon Prime delivering your new piano strings. |
1.4493 |
0.03935 |
296 |
194 |
71 |
31 |
257 |
I'm here to compose myself. |
1.4493 |
0.03847 |
296 |
191 |
77 |
28 |
258 |
They were right - this climb does end on a high note. |
1.4476 |
0.04095 |
286 |
191 |
62 |
33 |
259 |
Can you take it from the top? |
1.4467 |
0.04130 |
291 |
197 |
58 |
36 |
260 |
No, it's a great song. But I have some bad news about Sinatra. |
1.4467 |
0.03984 |
291 |
192 |
68 |
31 |
261 |
Great! Now, can you turn the pages for me? |
1.4464 |
0.03913 |
289 |
188 |
73 |
28 |
262 |
I'm just a sad guy at the piano, the wisdom guy is two mountains over. |
1.4464 |
0.03756 |
289 |
183 |
83 |
23 |
263 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.4460 |
0.03901 |
287 |
186 |
74 |
27 |
264 |
So tell me -- what is the key to happiness? |
1.4460 |
0.03709 |
287 |
180 |
86 |
21 |
265 |
I can't keep doing this. Just title it 'The Unfinished Symphony' and come on down. |
1.4456 |
0.04105 |
285 |
191 |
61 |
33 |
266 |
No, this is Grand Piano. Grand Teton is over there! |
1.4456 |
0.03983 |
285 |
187 |
69 |
29 |
267 |
Well, ordinarily I recommend getting it tuned every year, but let's not let perfect be the enemy of good. |
1.4444 |
0.03915 |
279 |
180 |
74 |
25 |
268 |
I was hoping for angels and harps. |
1.4437 |
0.03667 |
284 |
177 |
88 |
19 |
269 |
So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. |
1.4437 |
0.03768 |
284 |
180 |
82 |
22 |
270 |
Don't be discouraged: Scales are difficult. |
1.4436 |
0.03980 |
266 |
171 |
72 |
23 |
271 |
Was I playing too loud? |
1.4429 |
0.03880 |
289 |
188 |
74 |
27 |
272 |
Wow, it’s amazing how hard it is to find live music these days! |
1.4429 |
0.03937 |
280 |
182 |
72 |
26 |
273 |
"Johann, come Bach!' |
1.4424 |
0.04054 |
278 |
184 |
65 |
29 |
274 |
Dinner's ready |
1.4424 |
0.04149 |
278 |
187 |
59 |
32 |
275 |
O.K. Where do you want it moved to? |
1.4415 |
0.04060 |
265 |
173 |
67 |
25 |
276 |
Whadd'ya mean you're past your peak? This is simply a plateau. |
1.4409 |
0.03979 |
279 |
183 |
69 |
27 |
277 |
I requested a page turner, not a cliffhanger |
1.4404 |
0.04374 |
277 |
194 |
44 |
39 |
278 |
I wanted this brought down with the 2 tablets. |
1.4398 |
0.04049 |
266 |
174 |
67 |
25 |
279 |
Can you play Stairway to Heaven? |
1.4396 |
0.04074 |
273 |
181 |
64 |
28 |
280 |
Mom says you can stop lessons if you just come home. |
1.4396 |
0.03974 |
273 |
178 |
70 |
25 |
281 |
Please stop playing, “Climb every mountain”. |
1.4396 |
0.04236 |
273 |
186 |
54 |
33 |
282 |
I don't mind going out of my way to support the arts. |
1.4396 |
0.03940 |
273 |
177 |
72 |
24 |
283 |
Let what be? |
1.4391 |
0.03994 |
271 |
177 |
69 |
25 |
284 |
The guy on the next mountain over says you're interfering with his meditation. |
1.4388 |
0.04020 |
278 |
184 |
66 |
28 |
285 |
Next time band practice is at my house... |
1.4382 |
0.04174 |
267 |
179 |
59 |
29 |
286 |
The couple in K-2 say to keep it down. |
1.4377 |
0.04197 |
265 |
178 |
58 |
29 |
287 |
Can you keep it down please? We're trying to sleep in Base Camp. |
1.4377 |
0.03915 |
265 |
170 |
74 |
21 |
288 |
Keep practicing and I'll see you next week. |
1.4377 |
0.03766 |
265 |
166 |
82 |
17 |
289 |
Did you bring the piano bench? |
1.4375 |
0.04182 |
272 |
184 |
57 |
31 |
290 |
The key to life is B-natural. |
1.4375 |
0.03914 |
272 |
176 |
73 |
23 |
291 |
I've plateaued, son. |
1.4370 |
0.04004 |
270 |
177 |
68 |
25 |
292 |
So you're a soloist? |
1.4370 |
0.03934 |
270 |
175 |
72 |
23 |
293 |
The bad news is that the tuba player won't make it |
1.4370 |
0.03969 |
270 |
176 |
70 |
24 |
294 |
I fear my musical career has reached a plateau. |
1.4370 |
0.03828 |
270 |
172 |
78 |
20 |
295 |
Let''s try that scale again. |
1.4368 |
0.03993 |
261 |
169 |
70 |
22 |
296 |
Didn't there used to be a restaurant up here? |
1.4366 |
0.03661 |
268 |
166 |
87 |
15 |
297 |
Sorry, I'm not feeling well today and have to cancel your lesson. |
1.4366 |
0.03955 |
268 |
174 |
71 |
23 |
298 |
Yes but are you THE Piano Man? |
1.4356 |
0.04241 |
264 |
179 |
55 |
30 |
299 |
Nice scale, now try it descending. |
1.4353 |
0.04096 |
255 |
167 |
65 |
23 |
300 |
Can we count on your donation to the alumni association? |
1.4346 |
0.04148 |
260 |
173 |
61 |
26 |
301 |
Darn. This used to be a great little Italian restaurant. |
1.4343 |
0.04256 |
251 |
168 |
57 |
26 |
302 |
Our climbing team wants you to know we're getting tired of "Rocky Mountain High". |
1.4337 |
0.04243 |
249 |
166 |
58 |
25 |
303 |
The moving company says no. |
1.4337 |
0.04466 |
249 |
172 |
46 |
31 |
304 |
I thought I heard someone playing "The Fool on the Hill." |
1.4337 |
0.04243 |
249 |
166 |
58 |
25 |
305 |
It's free if you can haul it away. |
1.4336 |
0.04046 |
256 |
167 |
67 |
22 |
306 |
There was no piano on the other mountain top. Apparently it was an echo. |
1.4335 |
0.04148 |
263 |
176 |
60 |
27 |
307 |
"Can you tell me the meaning of Philip Glass's music? |
1.4335 |
0.04113 |
263 |
175 |
62 |
26 |
308 |
Please tell me you're the tuner. |
1.4328 |
0.03881 |
268 |
173 |
74 |
21 |
309 |
We can get it down but I'm not sure it will go in the van |
1.4328 |
0.03881 |
268 |
173 |
74 |
21 |
310 |
Is this a bad time? |
1.4324 |
0.03860 |
259 |
165 |
76 |
18 |
311 |
Haven't had a crowd this big in years |
1.4324 |
0.04230 |
259 |
175 |
56 |
28 |
312 |
Thank God you're here; I need you to turn the page. |
1.4314 |
0.04169 |
255 |
170 |
60 |
25 |
313 |
Please don't tell me you forgot the bench. |
1.4314 |
0.04094 |
255 |
168 |
64 |
23 |
314 |
No Grandpa, this is NOT how you save music to the cloud! |
1.4314 |
0.04205 |
255 |
171 |
58 |
26 |
315 |
So the key to happiness is the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift? |
1.4308 |
0.04217 |
260 |
176 |
56 |
28 |
316 |
Telegram from Juilliard Admission — I’m afraid it’s bad news... |
1.4298 |
0.04249 |
242 |
161 |
58 |
23 |
317 |
I’ve peaked. |
1.4297 |
0.04119 |
256 |
170 |
62 |
24 |
318 |
If I fall, I'd like to go out on a high note. |
1.4291 |
0.04027 |
254 |
166 |
67 |
21 |
319 |
Mom says it's time for dinner |
1.4291 |
0.04253 |
254 |
172 |
55 |
27 |
320 |
Sounds like you've peaked. |
1.4286 |
0.04165 |
252 |
168 |
60 |
24 |
321 |
All I’m saying is the Craigslist photos made it look like real mahogany. |
1.4280 |
0.04408 |
236 |
160 |
51 |
25 |
322 |
"I couldn't wait any longer. I tuned it myself". |
1.4280 |
0.04242 |
236 |
156 |
59 |
21 |
323 |
You the guy who ordered the panini tuna |
1.4274 |
0.04289 |
248 |
168 |
54 |
26 |
324 |
Ain't no mountain high enough, really? |
1.4274 |
0.04094 |
248 |
163 |
64 |
21 |
325 |
Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.4274 |
0.04134 |
248 |
164 |
62 |
22 |
326 |
Sorry, no requests. |
1.4274 |
0.04054 |
248 |
162 |
66 |
20 |
327 |
This time I'm teach you how to tune it yourself. |
1.4269 |
0.03755 |
253 |
159 |
80 |
14 |
328 |
Is this the Steinway to enlightenment? |
1.4268 |
0.04353 |
246 |
168 |
51 |
27 |
329 |
Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? |
1.4262 |
0.03932 |
244 |
156 |
72 |
16 |
330 |
Turns out we don't have that part in stock. |
1.4260 |
0.04461 |
223 |
150 |
51 |
22 |
331 |
You're on next. |
1.4260 |
0.04682 |
223 |
155 |
41 |
27 |
332 |
Nope, this is Elton John covers. Meaning of life is two peaks over. |
1.4257 |
0.04082 |
249 |
164 |
64 |
21 |
333 |
Yeah I’m gonna have to take her back to the shop if you want it fixed right. |
1.4255 |
0.04210 |
235 |
155 |
60 |
20 |
334 |
You call for a piano tuner? |
1.4252 |
0.03986 |
254 |
166 |
68 |
20 |
335 |
Of all the bars in all the world... |
1.4245 |
0.04208 |
245 |
164 |
58 |
23 |
336 |
Looks like you've reached the height of your musical career. |
1.4245 |
0.04248 |
245 |
165 |
56 |
24 |
337 |
So worth it. The acoustics are amazing |
1.4239 |
0.04312 |
243 |
165 |
53 |
25 |
338 |
no, you're a couple miles off; this is the (italicize next word, please) Baby Grand Canyon. |
1.4239 |
0.04192 |
243 |
162 |
59 |
22 |
339 |
Finally, He said, "It's either my way or the Steinway." |
1.4239 |
0.04192 |
243 |
162 |
59 |
22 |
340 |
I was beginning to wonder if anyone would show up. |
1.4239 |
0.04069 |
243 |
159 |
65 |
19 |
341 |
Now try it with a piano on your back. |
1.4234 |
0.04131 |
248 |
165 |
61 |
22 |
342 |
Actually, there are 88 keys to enlightenment. |
1.4232 |
0.04175 |
241 |
160 |
60 |
21 |
343 |
Am I too late for my lesson? |
1.4232 |
0.04298 |
241 |
163 |
54 |
24 |
344 |
The key to life is B#?? |
1.4232 |
0.04377 |
241 |
165 |
50 |
26 |
345 |
The ending is a real cliffhanger |
1.4232 |
0.04377 |
241 |
165 |
50 |
26 |
346 |
I don't know the path to enlightenment. But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. |
1.4232 |
0.03830 |
241 |
152 |
76 |
13 |
347 |
I thought once I reached a higher plane, the songs would write themselves. |
1.4226 |
0.04200 |
239 |
159 |
59 |
21 |
348 |
Forget the jingle, Moses, just walk down the mountain and SPEAK the words of the covenant. |
1.4226 |
0.04241 |
239 |
160 |
57 |
22 |
349 |
It’s a Steinway to heaven |
1.4226 |
0.04323 |
239 |
162 |
53 |
24 |
350 |
The applause ended last year. That's a waterfall. |
1.4226 |
0.04323 |
239 |
162 |
53 |
24 |
351 |
You honestly can’t play ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’? |
1.4226 |
0.04404 |
239 |
164 |
49 |
26 |
352 |
I'm sorry. I no longer take requests. |
1.4219 |
0.04182 |
237 |
157 |
60 |
20 |
353 |
Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. |
1.4219 |
0.03824 |
237 |
149 |
76 |
12 |
354 |
I'm Guru Stein. Have you come to learn the Stein way? |
1.4202 |
0.04375 |
238 |
163 |
50 |
25 |
355 |
There was no room for it in the cave. |
1.4202 |
0.03949 |
238 |
153 |
70 |
15 |
356 |
" Ain't no Mountain High Enough " ? Sure, I get that request a lot. |
1.4199 |
0.04122 |
231 |
151 |
63 |
17 |
357 |
Elton, it might be time to end your farewell tour. |
1.4195 |
0.04319 |
236 |
160 |
53 |
23 |
358 |
You're alive! Rumour was you were up here decomposing. |
1.4188 |
0.04429 |
234 |
161 |
48 |
25 |
359 |
Wow, how did you get up here?” “Practice, practice, practice. |
1.4188 |
0.04303 |
234 |
158 |
54 |
22 |
360 |
No, this is Baroque.. Enlightenment is two peaks over to the left. |
1.4181 |
0.04457 |
232 |
160 |
47 |
25 |
361 |
The recital was last week. |
1.4181 |
0.04016 |
232 |
150 |
67 |
15 |
362 |
The first movement was a little rocky. |
1.4181 |
0.04153 |
232 |
153 |
61 |
18 |
363 |
The neighbors were complaining |
1.4181 |
0.04286 |
232 |
156 |
55 |
21 |
364 |
Could you keep it down? Thanks. |
1.4181 |
0.04415 |
232 |
159 |
49 |
24 |
365 |
Did you bring the piano bench? |
1.4180 |
0.04803 |
189 |
128 |
43 |
18 |
366 |
Is this the piano that needs tuning? |
1.4174 |
0.04087 |
218 |
140 |
65 |
13 |
367 |
Well, looks like we’ve both hit a plateau... |
1.4174 |
0.04485 |
230 |
159 |
46 |
25 |
368 |
"The Meaning of Life?" Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. |
1.4174 |
0.04356 |
230 |
156 |
52 |
22 |
369 |
Good news! You won the alternative rock category. |
1.4174 |
0.04223 |
230 |
153 |
58 |
19 |
370 |
I hope you worked out that piece because the whole band is right behind me. |
1.4167 |
0.03817 |
228 |
143 |
75 |
10 |
371 |
Sorry, I’m a tenor, not a tuner. |
1.4147 |
0.04398 |
217 |
146 |
52 |
19 |
372 |
Looks like you've reached a plateau. |
1.4144 |
0.04035 |
222 |
143 |
66 |
13 |
373 |
You got up here in sandals?? |
1.4144 |
0.04135 |
222 |
145 |
62 |
15 |
374 |
So how is Ten Commandments-The Musical coming? |
1.4141 |
0.04350 |
227 |
154 |
52 |
21 |
375 |
No, I won’t play “Climb Every Mountain” again. |
1.4141 |
0.04120 |
227 |
149 |
62 |
16 |
376 |
She said you can practice at home... |
1.4140 |
0.04572 |
215 |
148 |
45 |
22 |
377 |
And I say your Craigslist ad never said the bench WASN'T included. |
1.4133 |
0.04285 |
225 |
151 |
55 |
19 |
378 |
"The Secret to Life"? No, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.4133 |
0.04422 |
225 |
154 |
49 |
22 |
379 |
'No, son, I don't know the secret to happiness. But maybe if you hum a few bars...' |
1.4133 |
0.04422 |
225 |
154 |
49 |
22 |
380 |
Take Five. |
1.4133 |
0.04285 |
225 |
151 |
55 |
19 |
381 |
Looks like you're decomposing up here. |
1.4133 |
0.04332 |
225 |
152 |
53 |
20 |
382 |
Sorry I'm late |
1.4133 |
0.04144 |
225 |
148 |
61 |
16 |
383 |
Someone call for a page turner? |
1.4126 |
0.03815 |
223 |
140 |
74 |
9 |
384 |
Baroque-back Mountain |
1.4126 |
0.04359 |
223 |
151 |
52 |
20 |
385 |
I reached my peak a long time ago. |
1.4126 |
0.04265 |
223 |
149 |
56 |
18 |
386 |
Yeah, this the one on Craig's List. |
1.4126 |
0.04584 |
223 |
156 |
42 |
25 |
387 |
Okay, so there is a mountain high enough. |
1.4118 |
0.04044 |
221 |
143 |
65 |
13 |
388 |
Oh, it's you up here. I thought the hills were alive. |
1.4118 |
0.03941 |
221 |
141 |
69 |
11 |
389 |
Truck’s here. Where d’ya want the fridge? |
1.4118 |
0.04243 |
221 |
147 |
57 |
17 |
390 |
We used to just yodel but this really completes the sound. |
1.4118 |
0.04243 |
221 |
147 |
57 |
17 |
391 |
The whole canyon agrees you should try it again in D Flat. |
1.4118 |
0.04194 |
221 |
146 |
59 |
16 |
392 |
Do you know the Grand Canyon Suite? |
1.4097 |
0.04301 |
227 |
154 |
53 |
20 |
393 |
Hey! can you keep it down? |
1.4093 |
0.04323 |
215 |
144 |
54 |
17 |
394 |
You're behind in your payments; I'm here to repossess the piano. |
1.4093 |
0.04422 |
215 |
146 |
50 |
19 |
395 |
"Climb Every Mountain"?! You've got to be kidding me. |
1.4091 |
0.04054 |
220 |
143 |
64 |
13 |
396 |
Never mind. I thought tonight was Yo-Yo Ma. |
1.4076 |
0.04274 |
211 |
140 |
56 |
15 |
397 |
Thanks. That ascending scale really helped. |
1.4076 |
0.03887 |
211 |
133 |
70 |
8 |
398 |
Hi, are you the guy who called for a piano tuner ? |
1.4076 |
0.04167 |
211 |
138 |
60 |
13 |
399 |
Can you keep it down? People are trying to sleep at base camp! |
1.4074 |
0.04503 |
216 |
149 |
46 |
21 |
400 |
Maybe we could do next week’s lesson at my place? |
1.4074 |
0.04503 |
216 |
149 |
46 |
21 |
401 |
Um, I'm from the mountain next door, and some of us are trying to sleep.... |
1.4074 |
0.04357 |
216 |
146 |
52 |
18 |
402 |
Secret of Life ? Nah, I'm just here to tune the piano. |
1.4069 |
0.04374 |
204 |
136 |
53 |
15 |
403 |
You do realize a Bosendorfer sounds tinny at altitude. |
1.4065 |
0.04232 |
214 |
142 |
57 |
15 |
404 |
And I thought ticket prices were steep. |
1.4065 |
0.03964 |
214 |
137 |
67 |
10 |
405 |
I'm here for the page-turner position. |
1.4065 |
0.04334 |
214 |
144 |
53 |
17 |
406 |
Wait...so you're not taking requests? |
1.4064 |
0.04362 |
219 |
149 |
51 |
19 |
407 |
What happened to the restaurant that was here last month? |
1.4064 |
0.04215 |
219 |
146 |
57 |
16 |
408 |
Sorry, the Groupon clearly says that the lessons are 20% off before noon, mountain time. |
1.4057 |
0.04463 |
212 |
145 |
48 |
19 |
409 |
I came here for the piano on Craig’s List. |
1.4057 |
0.04362 |
212 |
143 |
52 |
17 |
410 |
No matter where you go, critics will always follow! |
1.4057 |
0.04562 |
212 |
147 |
44 |
21 |
411 |
Could you play something uplifting? |
1.4057 |
0.04611 |
212 |
148 |
42 |
22 |
412 |
I don’t mean to treble you, but is this clef taken? |
1.4050 |
0.04599 |
200 |
137 |
45 |
18 |
413 |
Pizza delivery for Mark? |
1.4050 |
0.04707 |
200 |
139 |
41 |
20 |
414 |
So that's why they call it the Grand Canyon... |
1.4050 |
0.04318 |
200 |
132 |
55 |
13 |
415 |
We just changed venues. Hope it's not a problem. |
1.4050 |
0.03953 |
200 |
126 |
67 |
7 |
416 |
Wow, a Canyon Grand! |
1.4048 |
0.04390 |
210 |
142 |
51 |
17 |
417 |
Now hold your breath. I got you a two week gig on the Matterhorn. |
1.4048 |
0.04390 |
210 |
142 |
51 |
17 |
418 |
Take it from the top! |
1.4047 |
0.04318 |
215 |
145 |
53 |
17 |
419 |
I’m your new page-turner. |
1.4038 |
0.04313 |
208 |
139 |
54 |
15 |
420 |
I saw your ad on Craig's list. Does the price include delivery? |
1.4038 |
0.04203 |
208 |
137 |
58 |
13 |
421 |
Can you play an ascending scale? |
1.4032 |
0.04598 |
186 |
125 |
47 |
14 |
422 |
Practice is cancelled? |
1.4029 |
0.04501 |
206 |
141 |
47 |
18 |
423 |
Remote? Actually I've always found your music quite accessible. |
1.4028 |
0.03939 |
211 |
135 |
67 |
9 |
424 |
Being the only piano tuner in the Himalayas isn't easy, either. |
1.4020 |
0.04083 |
204 |
132 |
62 |
10 |
425 |
I need to cancel next Tuesday's lesson. |
1.4019 |
0.04606 |
209 |
146 |
42 |
21 |
426 |
excuse me, could you keep it down up here |
1.4019 |
0.04020 |
209 |
135 |
64 |
10 |
427 |
I’m sorry. The recital is tomorrow at 2 pm. |
1.4010 |
0.04536 |
207 |
143 |
45 |
19 |
428 |
"Sorry, I don't know 'The Meaning Of Life', but if you hum a few bars I can fake it". |
1.4010 |
0.04638 |
207 |
145 |
41 |
21 |
429 |
I'd say you're at peak performance. |
1.4010 |
0.03615 |
207 |
127 |
77 |
3 |
430 |
Seriously? Do I have a ticket? |
1.4010 |
0.04638 |
207 |
145 |
41 |
21 |
431 |
I know we've worked together for forty years, but my knees are shot. You're going to have to find another tuner. |
1.4010 |
0.03926 |
207 |
132 |
67 |
8 |
432 |
We've decided to go with the singing nun instead. |
1.4000 |
0.03883 |
200 |
126 |
68 |
6 |
433 |
Yes, I'm the Messiah. But I'm no Handel. |
1.4000 |
0.04618 |
205 |
143 |
42 |
20 |
434 |
I brought the tip jar. |
1.4000 |
0.04678 |
195 |
135 |
42 |
18 |
435 |
Can you help me? Im looking for the lost symphony |
1.4000 |
0.04240 |
205 |
136 |
56 |
13 |
436 |
Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.4000 |
0.04821 |
205 |
147 |
34 |
24 |
437 |
So this is where the one hit wonders go... |
1.4000 |
0.04721 |
205 |
145 |
38 |
22 |
438 |
The concert is over, but for twenty bucks I can tell you the secret of eternal happiness.” |
1.4000 |
0.03698 |
205 |
127 |
74 |
4 |
439 |
I’ll be, Bach. |
1.4000 |
0.04406 |
205 |
139 |
50 |
16 |
440 |
Really? My lesson was Tuesday? |
1.4000 |
0.04406 |
205 |
139 |
50 |
16 |
441 |
I'd like to end this climb on a high note. |
1.4000 |
0.04068 |
205 |
133 |
62 |
10 |
442 |
Sorry I'm late. Parking was a nightmare. |
1.4000 |
0.04406 |
205 |
139 |
50 |
16 |
443 |
Meaning of life? Bring the flute, leave the piano. |
1.4000 |
0.04460 |
205 |
140 |
48 |
17 |
444 |
OMG! It's a Baldwin. |
1.4000 |
0.04514 |
205 |
141 |
46 |
18 |
445 |
How the hell'd you even GET a Coke to spill on the keyboard? |
1.4000 |
0.04460 |
205 |
140 |
48 |
17 |
446 |
Still unfinished? |
1.3990 |
0.04380 |
203 |
137 |
51 |
15 |
447 |
I’m here from the homeowner association. We’ve had complaints. |
1.3990 |
0.04703 |
203 |
143 |
39 |
21 |
448 |
Thank God you're finally here, I was starting to decompose. |
1.3990 |
0.04703 |
203 |
143 |
39 |
21 |
449 |
So before I leave, just the sheet music for “Autumn Leaves” and toilet paper? |
1.3980 |
0.04237 |
201 |
133 |
56 |
12 |
450 |
Is this a bad time? |
1.3980 |
0.04237 |
201 |
133 |
56 |
12 |
451 |
Don't fret, even Ludwig von Beethoven hit a plateau. |
1.3980 |
0.04295 |
201 |
134 |
54 |
13 |
452 |
Could you play a little lower? |
1.3980 |
0.04521 |
201 |
138 |
46 |
17 |
453 |
I wouldn't have written that concerto if I'd known it was this lonely at the top. |
1.3980 |
0.04295 |
201 |
134 |
54 |
13 |
454 |
Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? |
1.3980 |
0.04630 |
201 |
140 |
42 |
19 |
455 |
The people down in the village say if they hear "Heart and Soul" one more time they're coming after you. |
1.3980 |
0.04575 |
201 |
139 |
44 |
18 |
456 |
I climbed every mountain. |
1.3970 |
0.04439 |
199 |
135 |
49 |
15 |
457 |
The band would love to have you back if this solo thing doesn't work out. |
1.3970 |
0.04607 |
199 |
138 |
43 |
18 |
458 |
What do you know? The hills ARE alive with the sound of music!" |
1.3970 |
0.04552 |
199 |
137 |
45 |
17 |
459 |
At the height of his illustrious career, Harold enjoyed unlimited pizza, free because it always took over thirty minutes to arrive. |
1.3970 |
0.04607 |
199 |
138 |
43 |
18 |
460 |
Your playing is terrific, but the place lacks atmosphere. |
1.3970 |
0.04552 |
199 |
137 |
45 |
17 |
461 |
You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? |
1.3970 |
0.04552 |
199 |
137 |
45 |
17 |
462 |
You've aged well, Schroeder. And that piano! |
1.3970 |
0.04439 |
199 |
135 |
49 |
15 |
463 |
Can you play “The Hokey Pokey”? I hear that’s what it’s all about... |
1.3960 |
0.04335 |
202 |
136 |
52 |
14 |
464 |
So there really ain't no mountain high enough to keep you from getting to me. |
1.3959 |
0.04469 |
197 |
134 |
48 |
15 |
465 |
So, it's true. You peaked. |
1.3959 |
0.03978 |
197 |
126 |
64 |
7 |
466 |
This will be my last lesson, I’m taking up the violin. |
1.3959 |
0.04292 |
197 |
131 |
54 |
12 |
467 |
Could you play 'Night on Bald Mountain'? |
1.3950 |
0.04533 |
200 |
138 |
45 |
17 |
468 |
Do you know the stairway to heaven? |
1.3950 |
0.04803 |
200 |
143 |
35 |
22 |
469 |
No I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". |
1.3949 |
0.04441 |
195 |
132 |
49 |
14 |
470 |
Request night is Thursday. |
1.3949 |
0.04500 |
195 |
133 |
47 |
15 |
471 |
Bob! You are going to feel like a fool bringing yours. There is another piano up here! |
1.3939 |
0.04451 |
198 |
135 |
48 |
15 |
472 |
Can you keep it down ? |
1.3939 |
0.04508 |
198 |
136 |
46 |
16 |
473 |
I’m looking for bass camp. |
1.3939 |
0.04565 |
198 |
137 |
44 |
17 |
474 |
Great, you made it! Now help me bring up the fridge. |
1.3939 |
0.03832 |
198 |
125 |
68 |
5 |
475 |
But at basecamp they said you DID take requests. |
1.3939 |
0.04028 |
198 |
128 |
62 |
8 |
476 |
There's a cover? |
1.3939 |
0.04334 |
198 |
133 |
52 |
13 |
477 |
You the guy who called for a piano tuner? |
1.3929 |
0.04819 |
196 |
140 |
35 |
21 |
478 |
No, I don't know "The Meaning of Life." Can you hum a few bars? |
1.3929 |
0.04539 |
196 |
135 |
45 |
16 |
479 |
Any last requests? |
1.3929 |
0.04481 |
196 |
134 |
47 |
15 |
480 |
Can you play Rockmaninoff? |
1.3929 |
0.04709 |
196 |
138 |
39 |
19 |
481 |
So the lyric ‘climb every mountain’ is just a metaphor ?! |
1.3929 |
0.04709 |
196 |
138 |
39 |
19 |
482 |
I'm afraid I don't know the meaning of life, but maybe you can hum a few bars? |
1.3929 |
0.04596 |
196 |
136 |
43 |
17 |
483 |
I’m sorry, but your pizza might be a little cold |
1.3927 |
0.04185 |
191 |
125 |
57 |
9 |
484 |
"Stairway to Heaven" turns out to be quite misleading. |
1.3920 |
0.04433 |
199 |
136 |
48 |
15 |
485 |
You must be the Abominable Chopin. |
1.3918 |
0.04512 |
194 |
133 |
46 |
15 |
486 |
I will play you the Hokie Pokie , because that is what it is all about |
1.3918 |
0.04206 |
194 |
128 |
56 |
10 |
487 |
Enlightment? Well maybe if you hum a few bars... |
1.3918 |
0.04743 |
194 |
137 |
38 |
19 |
488 |
Great job today Alan, saw some real progress since our last lesson. Same time next week? |
1.3915 |
0.03790 |
189 |
118 |
68 |
3 |
489 |
Hi neighbor, would you mind taking it down a notch after 8? |
1.3915 |
0.04471 |
189 |
128 |
48 |
13 |
490 |
Climb every mountain, then what? |
1.3915 |
0.04408 |
189 |
127 |
50 |
12 |
491 |
Hi, I'm your piano mover. |
1.3915 |
0.04144 |
189 |
123 |
58 |
8 |
492 |
Finally, an audience! |
1.3909 |
0.04463 |
197 |
135 |
47 |
15 |
493 |
Thank God, I’ve been waiting for years! Do you know the song Heart and Soul? |
1.3909 |
0.04521 |
197 |
136 |
45 |
16 |
494 |
I'll be right back with a tuning fork |
1.3909 |
0.04577 |
197 |
137 |
43 |
17 |
495 |
Excuse me, can you play Rocky Mountain High? |
1.3909 |
0.04404 |
197 |
134 |
49 |
14 |
496 |
I got your note. |
1.3904 |
0.04438 |
187 |
126 |
49 |
12 |
497 |
Really? "How did I get it up here" is your first question? Really? |
1.3901 |
0.04844 |
182 |
128 |
37 |
17 |
498 |
What do you mean? Who would shlep a clarinet up a mountain? |
1.3897 |
0.04061 |
195 |
127 |
60 |
8 |
499 |
Sorry, this is base clef camp. Base camp is the next peak over. |
1.3895 |
0.04813 |
190 |
135 |
36 |
19 |
500 |
Really? The yetis like Schumann? |
1.3895 |
0.04636 |
190 |
132 |
42 |
16 |
501 |
Of all the cliff joints in all the world, he has to show up at mine. |
1.3895 |
0.04452 |
190 |
129 |
48 |
13 |
502 |
It took me 46 years to put this thing together. I hope you're a tenor. |
1.3883 |
0.04608 |
188 |
130 |
43 |
15 |
503 |
You got all the way up here in sandals? |
1.3883 |
0.04546 |
188 |
129 |
45 |
14 |
504 |
I always wanted to end the climb in a high note. |
1.3883 |
0.04608 |
188 |
130 |
43 |
15 |
505 |
Are you still taking requests? |
1.3883 |
0.04608 |
188 |
130 |
43 |
15 |
506 |
Did you call a tuner? |
1.3883 |
0.04730 |
188 |
132 |
39 |
17 |
507 |
did you bring the other piano? |
1.3883 |
0.05078 |
188 |
138 |
27 |
23 |
508 |
I would clap, but my arms are kind of busy at the moment... |
1.3883 |
0.04085 |
188 |
122 |
59 |
7 |
509 |
I've come to see that, yes, your musicianship has reached a plateau. |
1.3883 |
0.04608 |
188 |
130 |
43 |
15 |
510 |
This is orchestra seating, balconies are higher up. |
1.3883 |
0.04730 |
188 |
132 |
39 |
17 |
511 |
A real wise man would have thought about taking a few lessons before lugging that thing up a mountain. |
1.3883 |
0.04730 |
188 |
132 |
39 |
17 |
512 |
Finally, an audience! |
1.3883 |
0.04669 |
188 |
131 |
41 |
16 |
513 |
Talk about nosebleed seats. |
1.3883 |
0.04608 |
188 |
130 |
43 |
15 |
514 |
Here to learn the 88 keys to success? |
1.3883 |
0.04546 |
188 |
129 |
45 |
14 |
515 |
Can you keep it down ? |
1.3883 |
0.04546 |
188 |
129 |
45 |
14 |
516 |
Well this climb certainly ended on a high note. |
1.3883 |
0.04669 |
188 |
131 |
41 |
16 |
517 |
You're late again, Krimwald, and I have another pupil coming in 17 minutes. |
1.3880 |
0.04225 |
183 |
120 |
55 |
8 |
518 |
The record company sent me. They want their advance back. |
1.3871 |
0.04384 |
186 |
125 |
50 |
11 |
519 |
Can I have the name of your sherpa? |
1.3871 |
0.04704 |
186 |
130 |
40 |
16 |
520 |
I'm answering your ad about a piano for sale. |
1.3862 |
0.04588 |
189 |
131 |
43 |
15 |
521 |
Nobody told me about a cover charge. |
1.3859 |
0.04611 |
184 |
127 |
43 |
14 |
522 |
Scaling. Tell me about it. |
1.3859 |
0.04611 |
184 |
127 |
43 |
14 |
523 |
Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. |
1.3846 |
0.04306 |
182 |
121 |
52 |
9 |
524 |
OK, once again from the top. |
1.3846 |
0.04512 |
182 |
124 |
46 |
12 |
525 |
Did I just hear 'Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain?' |
1.3838 |
0.04717 |
185 |
130 |
39 |
16 |
526 |
You the guy that called for a tuning |
1.3838 |
0.04527 |
185 |
127 |
45 |
13 |
527 |
The piano tuner sends his regrets |
1.3838 |
0.04655 |
185 |
129 |
41 |
15 |
528 |
Key changes come from within. |
1.3838 |
0.04779 |
185 |
131 |
37 |
17 |
529 |
I came here to get better but I've just kind of plateau'd. |
1.3838 |
0.04259 |
185 |
123 |
53 |
9 |
530 |
You beat me to the top AND you brought a piano? |
1.3838 |
0.04779 |
185 |
131 |
37 |
17 |
531 |
Next time, tune it yourself! |
1.3838 |
0.03974 |
185 |
119 |
61 |
5 |
532 |
I came to put bread in your jar and say, “Man, what are you doing here?” |
1.3833 |
0.04938 |
180 |
129 |
33 |
18 |
533 |
This appears to be one of the more difficult passages. |
1.3826 |
0.05181 |
149 |
104 |
33 |
12 |
534 |
Ah, a true master of scaling. |
1.3825 |
0.04559 |
183 |
126 |
44 |
13 |
535 |
I'm here for the page turner job |
1.3825 |
0.04938 |
183 |
132 |
32 |
19 |
536 |
I climbed all this way for Shostakovich? |
1.3825 |
0.03998 |
183 |
118 |
60 |
5 |
537 |
I knew it was too good to be true when you said"I love playing the piano and getting high". |
1.3825 |
0.04559 |
183 |
126 |
44 |
13 |
538 |
I suppose there’s more than one way to scale a mountain. |
1.3825 |
0.04493 |
183 |
125 |
46 |
12 |
539 |
Your Craig's List ad said if you pick it up, you can have it. |
1.3825 |
0.04624 |
183 |
127 |
42 |
14 |
540 |
Is this where the outdoor concert is? |
1.3825 |
0.04425 |
183 |
124 |
48 |
11 |
541 |
Sorry you had to wait so long. It's a long way from bass camp all the way up here to the treble cliff. |
1.3825 |
0.04559 |
183 |
126 |
44 |
13 |
542 |
No, I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.3825 |
0.04559 |
183 |
126 |
44 |
13 |
543 |
I don't know. Same as you, I guess. Because it's there. |
1.3825 |
0.04624 |
183 |
127 |
42 |
14 |
544 |
We meet again. |
1.3825 |
0.04689 |
183 |
128 |
40 |
15 |
545 |
Wow, I thought bringing my accordion was tough. |
1.3825 |
0.04689 |
183 |
128 |
40 |
15 |
546 |
If you are Sam, I'm to tell you to play it again. |
1.3825 |
0.04999 |
183 |
133 |
30 |
20 |
547 |
This is the piano bar. The restaurant is on K-4, two ridges over. And you'd best have a reservation, they don't take climb-ins. |
1.3825 |
0.04624 |
183 |
127 |
42 |
14 |
548 |
Base camp? No, this is piano camp. |
1.3824 |
0.05011 |
170 |
121 |
33 |
16 |
549 |
What is the meaning of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"? |
1.3817 |
0.04634 |
186 |
130 |
41 |
15 |
550 |
You the guy that called for a piano tuner ? |
1.3817 |
0.04309 |
186 |
125 |
51 |
10 |
551 |
Something uplifting, please. |
1.3812 |
0.04592 |
181 |
125 |
43 |
13 |
552 |
They said you were decomposing. |
1.3812 |
0.04915 |
181 |
130 |
33 |
18 |
553 |
Are you the guy who's looking to sell a piano? |
1.3812 |
0.04788 |
181 |
128 |
37 |
16 |
554 |
They sent me to ask you not to practice before 10 AM. |
1.3812 |
0.04658 |
181 |
126 |
41 |
14 |
555 |
I guess you might say I've been decomposing. |
1.3807 |
0.04681 |
176 |
122 |
41 |
13 |
556 |
I guess "practice, practice, practice" didn't get you to Carnegie Hall. |
1.3804 |
0.04731 |
184 |
130 |
38 |
16 |
557 |
Please tell me you play duets |
1.3804 |
0.04473 |
184 |
126 |
46 |
12 |
558 |
You left out some pertinent info when you asked me to help you move. |
1.3804 |
0.04269 |
184 |
123 |
52 |
9 |
559 |
Let's take it from the top |
1.3799 |
0.04825 |
179 |
127 |
36 |
16 |
560 |
I heard the sound of music. |
1.3799 |
0.04759 |
179 |
126 |
38 |
15 |
561 |
I am the piano tuner. |
1.3799 |
0.04557 |
179 |
123 |
44 |
12 |
562 |
Hey, could you keep it down? |
1.3799 |
0.04625 |
179 |
124 |
42 |
13 |
563 |
So, you're saying A minor has been the key to enlightenment this whole time? |
1.3799 |
0.04417 |
179 |
121 |
48 |
10 |
564 |
Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" |
1.3799 |
0.04557 |
179 |
123 |
44 |
12 |
565 |
Encore. |
1.3799 |
0.04825 |
179 |
127 |
36 |
16 |
566 |
I feel like my musical abilities have plateaued |
1.3799 |
0.04625 |
179 |
124 |
42 |
13 |
567 |
You said you were going scaling, and would be Bach in a Minuet! |
1.3799 |
0.04825 |
179 |
127 |
36 |
16 |
568 |
The fat lady sang |
1.3799 |
0.04693 |
179 |
125 |
40 |
14 |
569 |
My largest audience yet! |
1.3791 |
0.04504 |
182 |
125 |
45 |
12 |
570 |
Seriously? B minor is the key to inner peace? |
1.3791 |
0.04766 |
182 |
129 |
37 |
16 |
571 |
Is this bass camp? |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
572 |
Know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'? |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
573 |
Odd. I was just here a couple of months ago for a caption, and it was a restaurant. |
1.3785 |
0.05119 |
177 |
130 |
27 |
20 |
574 |
Getting it here was easy. The challenge is keeping it in tune. |
1.3785 |
0.04590 |
177 |
122 |
43 |
12 |
575 |
Am I late for my lesson? |
1.3785 |
0.04590 |
177 |
122 |
43 |
12 |
576 |
Wait; so THOSE are the 88 keys to a happy life? |
1.3785 |
0.04928 |
177 |
127 |
33 |
17 |
577 |
I'm trying to win the New Yorker caption contest, any ideas? |
1.3785 |
0.04226 |
177 |
117 |
53 |
7 |
578 |
You took performing solo to new heights. |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
579 |
Is it too late to get the free piano you put on Craigslist? |
1.3785 |
0.04992 |
177 |
128 |
31 |
18 |
580 |
Thought you could just skip your piano lesson, did you? |
1.3785 |
0.04660 |
177 |
123 |
41 |
13 |
581 |
I hope you're the piano tuner. |
1.3785 |
0.04728 |
177 |
124 |
39 |
14 |
582 |
I thought it was a metaphor when you said you had reached a plateau. |
1.3785 |
0.04862 |
177 |
126 |
35 |
16 |
583 |
I've hit a plateau. |
1.3785 |
0.04520 |
177 |
121 |
45 |
11 |
584 |
Listen, could you stop playing "Climb Every Mountain"?! |
1.3785 |
0.04862 |
177 |
126 |
35 |
16 |
585 |
TALK ABOUT A MAJOR SCALE! |
1.3779 |
0.04222 |
172 |
113 |
53 |
6 |
586 |
That song is copyrighted. |
1.3779 |
0.04753 |
172 |
120 |
39 |
13 |
587 |
You want to know how I got here? How about the piano? |
1.3771 |
0.04624 |
175 |
121 |
42 |
12 |
588 |
Was that really your peak performance? |
1.3771 |
0.04553 |
175 |
120 |
44 |
11 |
589 |
I've been following your concert tour. |
1.3771 |
0.04624 |
175 |
121 |
42 |
12 |
590 |
Sorry, I'm late. Where do you want the harp? |
1.3771 |
0.04553 |
175 |
120 |
44 |
11 |
591 |
Oh isn't that just grand. |
1.3771 |
0.04832 |
175 |
124 |
36 |
15 |
592 |
I practiced my scales but only ascending. |
1.3771 |
0.04832 |
175 |
124 |
36 |
15 |
593 |
I 'd like to hear something Uplifting |
1.3771 |
0.04553 |
175 |
120 |
44 |
11 |
594 |
You've been a great audience. |
1.3771 |
0.04480 |
175 |
119 |
46 |
10 |
595 |
I'll be back with the violin, viola and cello in two weeks. |
1.3771 |
0.04254 |
175 |
116 |
52 |
7 |
596 |
Did you bring my cliff notes? |
1.3771 |
0.04695 |
175 |
122 |
40 |
13 |
597 |
No, I didn't see the elevator. |
1.3771 |
0.04764 |
175 |
123 |
38 |
14 |
598 |
You take the high way; I'll take the Steinway! |
1.3771 |
0.04832 |
175 |
124 |
36 |
15 |
599 |
I heard you needed a page-turner. |
1.3767 |
0.05424 |
146 |
105 |
27 |
14 |
600 |
Am I the only one who made it to the music summit? |
1.3765 |
0.04862 |
170 |
120 |
36 |
14 |
601 |
It’s not ready. Come back tomorrow. |
1.3764 |
0.04569 |
178 |
123 |
43 |
12 |
602 |
Do you know "Nearer My God to Thee"? |
1.3757 |
0.04123 |
173 |
113 |
55 |
5 |
603 |
I don’t care how far you’ve come- I don’t do requests. |
1.3757 |
0.04870 |
173 |
123 |
35 |
15 |
604 |
Apparently, your talent has reached a plateau. |
1.3757 |
0.04870 |
173 |
123 |
35 |
15 |
605 |
Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? |
1.3757 |
0.04801 |
173 |
122 |
37 |
14 |
606 |
Excuse me Sir, we've had a noise complaint. |
1.3757 |
0.05073 |
173 |
126 |
29 |
18 |
607 |
Is that the piano you want to be tuned? |
1.3757 |
0.04870 |
173 |
123 |
35 |
15 |
608 |
Hello. I called about the craig's list ad? |
1.3757 |
0.04801 |
173 |
122 |
37 |
14 |
609 |
You've ignored all those past notices, so I've come to repossess the piano. |
1.3757 |
0.04437 |
173 |
117 |
47 |
9 |
610 |
I suspect you're in the wrong range. |
1.3757 |
0.04204 |
173 |
114 |
53 |
6 |
611 |
You the guy selling a piano on eBay? |
1.3757 |
0.04659 |
173 |
120 |
41 |
12 |
612 |
steep clef? |
1.3757 |
0.04801 |
173 |
122 |
37 |
14 |
613 |
Phil of the Nepal Philharmonic, I presume. |
1.3757 |
0.04659 |
173 |
120 |
41 |
12 |
614 |
I guess I can now scratch this off of my bucket Liszt |
1.3757 |
0.04437 |
173 |
117 |
47 |
9 |
615 |
So is this what you call a rock concert. |
1.3757 |
0.04123 |
173 |
113 |
55 |
5 |
616 |
Could you give me a Handel? |
1.3757 |
0.04870 |
173 |
123 |
35 |
15 |
617 |
The Piano Tuner Cometh. |
1.3757 |
0.04512 |
173 |
118 |
45 |
10 |
618 |
Do you realize how far that sound travels in this cold dry air. Can’t you advance beyond chopsticks. It’s driving us crazy. |
1.3757 |
0.04730 |
173 |
121 |
39 |
13 |
619 |
I brought you the wind proof candelabra that you ordered. |
1.3757 |
0.04730 |
173 |
121 |
39 |
13 |
620 |
I don't care how hard the climb was, I still don't take requests. |
1.3757 |
0.04512 |
173 |
118 |
45 |
10 |
621 |
No, I am not accepting new students... |
1.3757 |
0.04586 |
173 |
119 |
43 |
11 |
622 |
It's about time you got here. I need someone to turn the pages. |
1.3750 |
0.04459 |
176 |
120 |
46 |
10 |
623 |
Thanks for coming to my gig. Was the place easy to find? |
1.3736 |
0.04847 |
174 |
124 |
35 |
15 |
624 |
I am required to inform you that if you continue to play his covers, my client is legally entitled to compensation. |
1.3728 |
0.03731 |
169 |
106 |
63 |
0 |
625 |
Folks in the valley thought you might appreciate having a tuner. |
1.3728 |
0.04004 |
169 |
109 |
57 |
3 |
626 |
The rest of the ensemble has decided to scale the south face. |
1.3728 |
0.04730 |
169 |
118 |
39 |
12 |
627 |
Isn't it grand? |
1.3728 |
0.04804 |
169 |
119 |
37 |
13 |
628 |
'I know it's tough getting here, but honestly, my music sounds much better when you're high.' |
1.3728 |
0.05019 |
169 |
122 |
31 |
16 |
629 |
If you're not the person who called for a piano tuner, I'm going to kill myself. |
1.3728 |
0.04578 |
169 |
116 |
43 |
10 |
630 |
Piano mover? No, they told me you wanted a piano tuner. |
1.3728 |
0.04422 |
169 |
114 |
47 |
8 |
631 |
There's a request from the neighbors that you stop playing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." |
1.3728 |
0.04876 |
169 |
120 |
35 |
14 |
632 |
Never mind how it got here. Do you have a request? |
1.3728 |
0.04804 |
169 |
119 |
37 |
13 |
633 |
May I accompany you on the way down? |
1.3728 |
0.04948 |
169 |
121 |
33 |
15 |
634 |
So this is what they meant by 'scale'. |
1.3728 |
0.04876 |
169 |
120 |
35 |
14 |
635 |
The folks at base camp were wondering if you could play something besides the requium. |
1.3728 |
0.05019 |
169 |
122 |
31 |
16 |
636 |
You send for a piano tuner? |
1.3728 |
0.04730 |
169 |
118 |
39 |
12 |
637 |
No, I don't know 'The Meaning of Life," but if you hum a few bars I could probably figure it out. |
1.3728 |
0.04876 |
169 |
120 |
35 |
14 |
638 |
Are you sure it was a Titleist? |
1.3728 |
0.05019 |
169 |
122 |
31 |
16 |
639 |
Okay, I'll be back with the cello in eight years. |
1.3728 |
0.04655 |
169 |
117 |
41 |
11 |
640 |
So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. |
1.3728 |
0.04730 |
169 |
118 |
39 |
12 |
641 |
Damn! I forgot the stool. |
1.3728 |
0.04655 |
169 |
117 |
41 |
11 |
642 |
RockManinoff? |
1.3728 |
0.04876 |
169 |
120 |
35 |
14 |
643 |
I've reached the pinnacle of my career. It's pretty much all downhill from here. |
1.3728 |
0.04876 |
169 |
120 |
35 |
14 |
644 |
I was told the first lesson was free. |
1.3728 |
0.04655 |
169 |
117 |
41 |
11 |
645 |
I'm not a big rock fan. |
1.3728 |
0.04804 |
169 |
119 |
37 |
13 |
646 |
I really just need the name of your movers. |
1.3724 |
0.05265 |
145 |
103 |
30 |
12 |
647 |
Dad, most men just get a new car or buy a motorcycle. |
1.3721 |
0.04672 |
172 |
120 |
40 |
12 |
648 |
Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? |
1.3721 |
0.05090 |
172 |
126 |
28 |
18 |
649 |
I came just as soon as I heard. |
1.3721 |
0.04885 |
172 |
123 |
34 |
15 |
650 |
You're right, there ain't no mountain high enough. |
1.3721 |
0.05090 |
172 |
126 |
28 |
18 |
651 |
Are you from the piano moving company? |
1.3721 |
0.04885 |
172 |
123 |
34 |
15 |
652 |
Where should I set up the second piano? |
1.3721 |
0.04371 |
172 |
116 |
48 |
8 |
653 |
You placed an ad for a page turner? |
1.3721 |
0.04524 |
172 |
118 |
44 |
10 |
654 |
I didn't even see the box office will call window What do you mean my ticket is at will call ? |
1.3721 |
0.05022 |
172 |
125 |
30 |
17 |
655 |
I can't keep doing this every time you need a haircut. |
1.3720 |
0.04828 |
164 |
115 |
37 |
12 |
656 |
Sorry, I only tune uprights. |
1.3714 |
0.04686 |
175 |
123 |
39 |
13 |
657 |
I was told that you were in possession of the lost chord is that true. |
1.3706 |
0.04780 |
170 |
120 |
37 |
13 |
658 |
Meaning of life? You’ll have to hum the first few bars for me. |
1.3699 |
0.05325 |
146 |
105 |
28 |
13 |
659 |
Is this the summit or just another Shangri-La-themed piano-lounge base camp? |
1.3690 |
0.05035 |
168 |
122 |
30 |
16 |
660 |
Play and they will come. |
1.3690 |
0.04743 |
168 |
118 |
38 |
12 |
661 |
Meaning of life? Sorry, I don’t do requests. |
1.3690 |
0.04963 |
168 |
121 |
32 |
15 |
662 |
I don't care how enlightened your playing is, it is 3am and some of us on this mountain have to work in the morning, so knock it off or I am calling the cops! |
1.3690 |
0.04743 |
168 |
118 |
38 |
12 |
663 |
it must be lonely at the top |
1.3687 |
0.05292 |
160 |
118 |
25 |
17 |
664 |
Are you the guy who ordered a piano tuner???? |
1.3681 |
0.04078 |
163 |
106 |
54 |
3 |
665 |
I was told, that you'd be bringing a cello. |
1.3681 |
0.04683 |
163 |
113 |
40 |
10 |
666 |
Just a heads up, I think I'm going to have to find a closer piano teacher |
1.3681 |
0.04920 |
163 |
116 |
34 |
13 |
667 |
Sorry, they said it was cheaper to move it up here than to your 2nd floor apartment on Central Park West. |
1.3681 |
0.03984 |
163 |
105 |
56 |
2 |
668 |
You called for a page turner? |
1.3681 |
0.04434 |
163 |
110 |
46 |
7 |
669 |
Your songwriting career has plateaued. |
1.3681 |
0.03984 |
163 |
105 |
56 |
2 |
670 |
We've received a noise complaint, one mountain over. |
1.3681 |
0.03888 |
163 |
104 |
58 |
1 |
671 |
I think your career's plateaued. |
1.3675 |
0.04780 |
166 |
117 |
37 |
12 |
672 |
Last month there was a restaurant here. |
1.3675 |
0.04780 |
166 |
117 |
37 |
12 |
673 |
Seriously? I'm the first person to request "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3675 |
0.05004 |
166 |
120 |
31 |
15 |
674 |
Would you mind keeping it down? |
1.3675 |
0.05288 |
166 |
124 |
23 |
19 |
675 |
You DON'T take requests??? |
1.3675 |
0.04625 |
166 |
115 |
41 |
10 |
676 |
Take Five. |
1.3675 |
0.04297 |
166 |
111 |
49 |
6 |
677 |
'Any requests?' |
1.3675 |
0.04780 |
166 |
117 |
37 |
12 |
678 |
When I said I wanted you to start again from the top this wasn't what I was imagining, David. |
1.3675 |
0.04545 |
166 |
114 |
43 |
9 |
679 |
Who am I!? I'm the classical music critic from the New Yorker. |
1.3673 |
0.05206 |
147 |
105 |
30 |
12 |
680 |
Not quite what I was expecting when they told me there was a "grand" in it, if I were to rescue you. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
681 |
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” Hilarious. How about a few bars of “Free Fallin’? |
1.3669 |
0.04867 |
169 |
121 |
34 |
14 |
682 |
Tomorrow...come back tomorrow. I’m practicing. |
1.3662 |
0.05334 |
142 |
102 |
28 |
12 |
683 |
Sorry, is this a bad time? |
1.3659 |
0.04971 |
164 |
118 |
32 |
14 |
684 |
Do I know the meaning of life? Can you hum a few notes? |
1.3659 |
0.05119 |
164 |
120 |
28 |
16 |
685 |
Did someone call for a piano tuner? |
1.3659 |
0.04660 |
164 |
114 |
40 |
10 |
686 |
I did hear that the top would B flat. |
1.3659 |
0.05119 |
164 |
120 |
28 |
16 |
687 |
“Climb Every Mountain.” Wow. What an original request. |
1.3659 |
0.04740 |
164 |
115 |
38 |
11 |
688 |
Still unfinished? |
1.3659 |
0.04660 |
164 |
114 |
40 |
10 |
689 |
Sorry to interrupt. |
1.3659 |
0.04497 |
164 |
112 |
44 |
8 |
690 |
One more time, take it from the top! |
1.3659 |
0.04895 |
164 |
117 |
34 |
13 |
691 |
So you're telling me I climbed all this way, just so you can tell me you don't take requests. |
1.3659 |
0.04413 |
164 |
111 |
46 |
7 |
692 |
So that's what the middle pedal does! |
1.3659 |
0.04895 |
164 |
117 |
34 |
13 |
693 |
Darn it! I wanted to see you in concert before you peaked. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
694 |
There’s a freight elevator? |
1.3648 |
0.04672 |
159 |
110 |
40 |
9 |
695 |
No, I don't take requests. |
1.3648 |
0.04672 |
159 |
110 |
40 |
9 |
696 |
I was told that you bring the piano to new levels. |
1.3648 |
0.04672 |
159 |
110 |
40 |
9 |
697 |
Yes, I'm the piano tuner. |
1.3648 |
0.04840 |
159 |
112 |
36 |
11 |
698 |
Wait...don't tell me...practice, practice, practice. |
1.3648 |
0.04672 |
159 |
110 |
40 |
9 |
699 |
Sure , I take requests |
1.3648 |
0.04318 |
159 |
106 |
48 |
5 |
700 |
Somebody called for a tuner? |
1.3648 |
0.04840 |
159 |
112 |
36 |
11 |
701 |
I was told your compositions rise to another level. |
1.3642 |
0.04696 |
162 |
113 |
39 |
10 |
702 |
Your Commandments were original and timely. Your piano, today, ... not so much. |
1.3642 |
0.05012 |
162 |
117 |
31 |
14 |
703 |
What do you mean you cancelled the afternoon recital! |
1.3642 |
0.04613 |
162 |
112 |
41 |
9 |
704 |
Unfortunately, your cellist is having difficulty finding parking. |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
705 |
Would a little Stairway to Heaven have been so hard? |
1.3642 |
0.04856 |
162 |
115 |
35 |
12 |
706 |
Being God is just my day job. |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
707 |
Are you the one who asked for a piano tuner? |
1.3642 |
0.04856 |
162 |
115 |
35 |
12 |
708 |
I have a score to settle. |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
709 |
Don’t worry, the other mover brought down everything else. |
1.3642 |
0.04935 |
162 |
116 |
33 |
13 |
710 |
Classical music isn't dying. It's just plateaued. |
1.3642 |
0.04177 |
162 |
107 |
51 |
4 |
711 |
Getting the piano up here wasn't the problem. Holding the sheet music in place is. |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
712 |
You must be into rock. |
1.3642 |
0.04856 |
162 |
115 |
35 |
12 |
713 |
What do you mean, a tuner? I was told to bring tuna! |
1.3642 |
0.04935 |
162 |
116 |
33 |
13 |
714 |
Could you keep it down, we're trying to have a quiet weekend, thanks. |
1.3642 |
0.04696 |
162 |
113 |
39 |
10 |
715 |
Sorry. This is an invitation-only event. |
1.3642 |
0.04613 |
162 |
112 |
41 |
9 |
716 |
Sisyphus thought he had it tough! |
1.3642 |
0.04856 |
162 |
115 |
35 |
12 |
717 |
Can you quiet down a bit? Some of us are trying to rock climb over here. |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
718 |
Yeah, the view is nice, but I work for tips, you know? |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
719 |
Is this the piano listed on Craigslist for $275 firm? |
1.3642 |
0.04777 |
162 |
114 |
37 |
11 |
720 |
Oh, excellent! Still some good seats left! |
1.3636 |
0.04557 |
165 |
114 |
42 |
9 |
721 |
Regrettably, I'm no longer taking requests. |
1.3636 |
0.03948 |
165 |
107 |
56 |
2 |
722 |
I don't care how far you've come, I don't do requests. |
1.3636 |
0.04870 |
165 |
118 |
34 |
13 |
723 |
I’ve come for the free piano. How firm is the ‘no delivery’ clause? |
1.3636 |
0.04391 |
165 |
112 |
46 |
7 |
724 |
Now, you are ready for a lesson. |
1.3631 |
0.04257 |
168 |
113 |
49 |
6 |
725 |
Well, isn't this grand. |
1.3631 |
0.04422 |
168 |
115 |
45 |
8 |
726 |
So that's the ascending; now repeat the descending scale. |
1.3631 |
0.04621 |
157 |
108 |
41 |
8 |
727 |
I’m your new page-turner. |
1.3631 |
0.05044 |
157 |
113 |
31 |
13 |
728 |
I was looking for a stairway, not a Steinway. |
1.3631 |
0.05044 |
157 |
113 |
31 |
13 |
729 |
I'll look again, but I'm telling you - it's not down there. |
1.3631 |
0.04795 |
157 |
110 |
37 |
10 |
730 |
I don't know "Climb every mountain." |
1.3625 |
0.04975 |
160 |
115 |
32 |
13 |
731 |
Rachmaninoff, I presume.. |
1.3625 |
0.04815 |
160 |
113 |
36 |
11 |
732 |
Can you play “Sitting On Top of the World”? |
1.3625 |
0.04896 |
160 |
114 |
34 |
12 |
733 |
Sorry, but I found that rendition of Air on the G string a bit thin |
1.3625 |
0.04388 |
160 |
108 |
46 |
6 |
734 |
You missed my recital, Doug. |
1.3625 |
0.04732 |
160 |
112 |
38 |
10 |
735 |
I'm sorry, I don't know that one. |
1.3625 |
0.04297 |
160 |
107 |
48 |
5 |
736 |
Ok, once more from the top. |
1.3620 |
0.04909 |
163 |
117 |
33 |
13 |
737 |
I'm the tuner. |
1.3620 |
0.04590 |
163 |
113 |
41 |
9 |
738 |
That was A major scale. |
1.3620 |
0.04986 |
163 |
118 |
31 |
14 |
739 |
Your estimate to move it to New York City will be $822,000. |
1.3620 |
0.04422 |
163 |
111 |
45 |
7 |
740 |
I really mean it this time. This is the last free tuning that came with the piano. |
1.3620 |
0.04832 |
163 |
116 |
35 |
12 |
741 |
I lost my ticket. Can I still attend? |
1.3618 |
0.04810 |
152 |
106 |
37 |
9 |
742 |
I don't know that one either. Have you any other requests? |
1.3613 |
0.04919 |
155 |
110 |
34 |
11 |
743 |
Can you play Piano Man? |
1.3613 |
0.04657 |
155 |
107 |
40 |
8 |
744 |
...Great crowd. Anyone here from New Jersey tonight? |
1.3611 |
0.04364 |
144 |
95 |
46 |
3 |
745 |
Just to be clear this is your last warranty free turning. |
1.3608 |
0.04936 |
158 |
113 |
33 |
12 |
746 |
I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. |
1.3608 |
0.04854 |
158 |
112 |
35 |
11 |
747 |
I wanted to know why the hills were alive with the sound of music.... |
1.3608 |
0.04685 |
158 |
110 |
39 |
9 |
748 |
I am repossessing your piano. |
1.3608 |
0.04770 |
158 |
111 |
37 |
10 |
749 |
Is this the final destination of the Bach-packing trip? |
1.3608 |
0.04854 |
158 |
112 |
35 |
11 |
750 |
Good news! We got you Carnegie Hall! |
1.3608 |
0.04770 |
158 |
111 |
37 |
10 |
751 |
"Sorry, the only piece I know is, 'I'm Sitting on Top of the World'". |
1.3608 |
0.04598 |
158 |
109 |
41 |
8 |
752 |
Wait, I got it! How about, "...ford every stream"? |
1.3608 |
0.04854 |
158 |
112 |
35 |
11 |
753 |
They say the the acoustics were better before the renovation. |
1.3608 |
0.04936 |
158 |
113 |
33 |
12 |
754 |
Seriously? F Minor is the key to the universe? |
1.3608 |
0.05175 |
158 |
116 |
27 |
15 |
755 |
Am I too late for my lesson? |
1.3608 |
0.05175 |
158 |
116 |
27 |
15 |
756 |
Your neighbors are complaining. |
1.3608 |
0.05017 |
158 |
114 |
31 |
13 |
757 |
i'm with the band. |
1.3608 |
0.04685 |
158 |
110 |
39 |
9 |
758 |
I’m here for my 4:30 lesson |
1.3602 |
0.04790 |
161 |
114 |
36 |
11 |
759 |
I came to hear your peak performance. |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
760 |
Despite all your grandiose accomplishments, it’s my way or the Steinway. |
1.3592 |
0.05031 |
142 |
100 |
33 |
9 |
761 |
Why yes , I do need a page turner. |
1.3590 |
0.04543 |
156 |
107 |
42 |
7 |
762 |
Know it! Hell, I wrote it. |
1.3590 |
0.04808 |
156 |
110 |
36 |
10 |
763 |
Maybe instead of 'Stairway To Heaven' you should play 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough.' |
1.3590 |
0.05220 |
156 |
115 |
26 |
15 |
764 |
Do you know the meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. |
1.3590 |
0.04451 |
156 |
106 |
44 |
6 |
765 |
The visuals of this space are magnificent, the acoustics not so much. |
1.3590 |
0.04633 |
156 |
108 |
40 |
8 |
766 |
I'm the warm-up act. Wise man comes on at eight. |
1.3590 |
0.05141 |
156 |
114 |
28 |
14 |
767 |
I just came to let you know, your Cartoon Caption Contest lost again |
1.3586 |
0.05149 |
145 |
104 |
30 |
11 |
768 |
Let me guess.. 'As Time Goes By'? |
1.3585 |
0.04828 |
159 |
113 |
35 |
11 |
769 |
When did the restaurant close? |
1.3585 |
0.04990 |
159 |
115 |
31 |
13 |
770 |
Play something uplifting......quick! |
1.3576 |
0.05090 |
151 |
109 |
30 |
12 |
771 |
What happened to the harp? |
1.3571 |
0.04763 |
140 |
96 |
38 |
6 |
772 |
Would you happen to know a good piano mover? |
1.3571 |
0.04190 |
154 |
102 |
49 |
3 |
773 |
Play something light and airy. |
1.3571 |
0.04934 |
154 |
110 |
33 |
11 |
774 |
Could you keep it down up here? Thanks. |
1.3571 |
0.04759 |
154 |
108 |
37 |
9 |
775 |
So, you made it to the top. Carnegie Hall not good enough for you? |
1.3571 |
0.04934 |
154 |
110 |
33 |
11 |
776 |
So this is what you meant by performing at your peak? |
1.3571 |
0.04577 |
154 |
106 |
41 |
7 |
777 |
I always add travel time to the tuning charge |
1.3571 |
0.04577 |
154 |
106 |
41 |
7 |
778 |
Can you throw me a chord? |
1.3571 |
0.05019 |
154 |
111 |
31 |
12 |
779 |
Up here, you've got to B# or Bb. |
1.3571 |
0.04669 |
154 |
107 |
39 |
8 |
780 |
You know John, this isn’t what they meant when they said, ‘being high makes you more creative.’ |
1.3571 |
0.05019 |
154 |
111 |
31 |
12 |
781 |
Looks like we've both been working on our scales. |
1.3571 |
0.04847 |
154 |
109 |
35 |
10 |
782 |
Seriously? All you’ve got for me is, “Perhaps the key to life is not F# minor after all?” |
1.3571 |
0.04759 |
154 |
108 |
37 |
9 |
783 |
Well, yes, as it happens, I do have a tuning fork. |
1.3571 |
0.04483 |
154 |
105 |
43 |
6 |
784 |
I don’t take requests. |
1.3571 |
0.04759 |
154 |
108 |
37 |
9 |
785 |
Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3571 |
0.05103 |
154 |
112 |
29 |
13 |
786 |
The hills are alive with requests that you give it a rest. |
1.3571 |
0.05186 |
154 |
113 |
27 |
14 |
787 |
Alright, start again from the top. |
1.3571 |
0.05186 |
154 |
113 |
27 |
14 |
788 |
I have a request from the Sherpas to play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough". |
1.3571 |
0.05267 |
154 |
114 |
25 |
15 |
789 |
What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? |
1.3571 |
0.04759 |
154 |
108 |
37 |
9 |
790 |
That was a major scale unaccompanied. |
1.3571 |
0.05186 |
154 |
113 |
27 |
14 |
791 |
So you're the reason why the hills are alive with the sound of music. |
1.3571 |
0.05019 |
154 |
111 |
31 |
12 |
792 |
What's the key to happiness? |
1.3571 |
0.04759 |
154 |
108 |
37 |
9 |
793 |
That rendition was your best everest! |
1.3571 |
0.05019 |
154 |
111 |
31 |
12 |
794 |
Will you please keep it down? It's much louder than you think downstairs |
1.3567 |
0.04428 |
157 |
107 |
44 |
6 |
795 |
You may not like the price, but you won't find another piano tuner around here for a thousand miles. |
1.3567 |
0.04783 |
157 |
111 |
36 |
10 |
796 |
Your playng seems to have reached a plateau. |
1.3566 |
0.05002 |
143 |
101 |
33 |
9 |
797 |
I’d say your musical talent has plateaued. |
1.3566 |
0.04903 |
143 |
100 |
35 |
8 |
798 |
Maybe it's not writer's block. Maybe you've just reached a plateau. |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
799 |
Sorry. Wrong mountain. |
1.3562 |
0.05026 |
146 |
104 |
32 |
10 |
800 |
I'm not sure we agree on what it means to scale the mountain |
1.3557 |
0.04769 |
149 |
104 |
37 |
8 |
801 |
They didn't tell you about the lift on the other side? |
1.3557 |
0.04769 |
149 |
104 |
37 |
8 |
802 |
I can’t believe you’re refusing to play “Climb Every Mountain” for me. |
1.3557 |
0.04372 |
149 |
100 |
45 |
4 |
803 |
It looks like we've both reached a plateau. |
1.3557 |
0.04673 |
149 |
103 |
39 |
7 |
804 |
The origin of cartoon pianos falling on people’s heads has been discovered by a lone climber. More at 11. |
1.3557 |
0.04769 |
149 |
104 |
37 |
8 |
805 |
Don’t stop on my account. |
1.3557 |
0.04159 |
149 |
98 |
49 |
2 |
806 |
Sorry, but the orchestra is going to be a little late. |
1.3557 |
0.04863 |
149 |
105 |
35 |
9 |
807 |
You were supposed to come in after the first 8 bars |
1.3553 |
0.04797 |
152 |
107 |
36 |
9 |
808 |
Whatever you do, don't clap! |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
809 |
The folks at basecamp ask you to get that thing tuned. |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
810 |
I knew the hills were alive with the sound of music. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
811 |
Hello...Its me |
1.3553 |
0.04797 |
152 |
107 |
36 |
9 |
812 |
I understand that you give lessons |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
813 |
Hey, you're going to have to move your piano. I'm opening a coffee shop. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
814 |
Bad news, Doug. Base camp ran out of Schubert. |
1.3553 |
0.04612 |
152 |
105 |
40 |
7 |
815 |
Let me guess...Practice, practice, practice. |
1.3553 |
0.04705 |
152 |
106 |
38 |
8 |
816 |
No, really! The part I heard was very good. |
1.3553 |
0.04419 |
152 |
103 |
44 |
5 |
817 |
Shoot! I forgot the tuning hammer. I'll be riiiiiiiiight back. |
1.3553 |
0.04319 |
152 |
102 |
46 |
4 |
818 |
Because it's there? That's my reason, too. |
1.3553 |
0.04612 |
152 |
105 |
40 |
7 |
819 |
Your agent called to say you'll still have to perform. |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
820 |
This is great. I have a singing telegram. |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
821 |
It's going to have to be a duet. The cello and viola never make it past the crevasse. |
1.3553 |
0.04975 |
152 |
109 |
32 |
11 |
822 |
The keys to life? Try the other mountain. |
1.3553 |
0.05062 |
152 |
110 |
30 |
12 |
823 |
The guys at base camp can’t sleep—know any lullabies? |
1.3553 |
0.04112 |
152 |
100 |
50 |
2 |
824 |
Is this the final crescendo before the peak? |
1.3553 |
0.04887 |
152 |
108 |
34 |
10 |
825 |
You up for a duet? |
1.3548 |
0.04734 |
155 |
109 |
37 |
9 |
826 |
Oh sorry, I was looking for the woodwinds. |
1.3548 |
0.04734 |
155 |
109 |
37 |
9 |
827 |
They don't make sherpas like that anymore. |
1.3546 |
0.05339 |
141 |
103 |
26 |
12 |
828 |
You don’t make the payment, then we take it back. |
1.3542 |
0.05165 |
144 |
104 |
29 |
11 |
829 |
OK. I climbed every mountain, forded every stream and followed every rainbow. So where's my dream? |
1.3537 |
0.04904 |
147 |
104 |
34 |
9 |
830 |
I hope you're here to tune it. |
1.3537 |
0.04507 |
147 |
100 |
42 |
5 |
831 |
Trust me! End it on a high note. |
1.3537 |
0.04507 |
147 |
100 |
42 |
5 |
832 |
Enlightenment? No, this is entertainment! |
1.3537 |
0.04904 |
147 |
104 |
34 |
9 |
833 |
The meaning of life? No, but if you hum a few bars, I catch on pretty quick. |
1.3537 |
0.04904 |
147 |
104 |
34 |
9 |
834 |
The tuner sent me. Said it only plays the high notes. |
1.3537 |
0.04403 |
147 |
99 |
44 |
4 |
835 |
You'd better be as good a teacher as they say. |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
836 |
Would you please keep it down! |
1.3533 |
0.04836 |
150 |
106 |
35 |
9 |
837 |
Just wanted to let you know I can't make this week's lesson. |
1.3533 |
0.04928 |
150 |
107 |
33 |
10 |
838 |
It's for entertaining. You have two questions left." |
1.3533 |
0.05106 |
150 |
109 |
29 |
12 |
839 |
Did you say with or without sugar? |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
840 |
The same way you did...practice! |
1.3533 |
0.04743 |
150 |
105 |
37 |
8 |
841 |
Bob - I said we were going to scale a mountain, not do scales on a mountain. |
1.3533 |
0.04550 |
150 |
103 |
41 |
6 |
842 |
I'm the new piano player. Sorry it took me so long to get here. |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
843 |
Where on earth did you find a piano mover that does walk-ups? |
1.3533 |
0.04836 |
150 |
106 |
35 |
9 |
844 |
Oh, thank heavens! I've had Bach's Concerto in D Minor stuck in my head all day. |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
845 |
I'm told you're in tune with the universe. |
1.3533 |
0.05018 |
150 |
108 |
31 |
11 |
846 |
The co-op board is getting a lot of complaints. |
1.3533 |
0.04928 |
150 |
107 |
33 |
10 |
847 |
We have a tough enough time with the tree falling in the forest, and no one around to hear it. |
1.3533 |
0.05193 |
150 |
110 |
27 |
13 |
848 |
This better be one hell of a lesson! |
1.3533 |
0.05445 |
150 |
113 |
21 |
16 |
849 |
The meaning of life? No. The meaning of a bachelor's degree in piano performance? Sure. |
1.3533 |
0.05106 |
150 |
109 |
29 |
12 |
850 |
I can only play the high notes. |
1.3533 |
0.05193 |
150 |
110 |
27 |
13 |
851 |
Play me some inner piece. |
1.3533 |
0.04836 |
150 |
106 |
35 |
9 |
852 |
Do I know The Meaning of Life? Hum a few bars and I can fake it. |
1.3533 |
0.04743 |
150 |
105 |
37 |
8 |
853 |
I started playing stairway to heaven but only got halfway. |
1.3525 |
0.05092 |
139 |
99 |
31 |
9 |
854 |
When you said you like to be high when playing the piano, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3521 |
0.04814 |
142 |
99 |
36 |
7 |
855 |
How can you tune a piano, but not tuna fish? |
1.3521 |
0.05492 |
142 |
106 |
22 |
14 |
856 |
Uber dropped me off at the bottom, so there will be an extra charge for the tuning. |
1.3521 |
0.05116 |
142 |
102 |
30 |
10 |
857 |
I heard you were in treble . . . |
1.3521 |
0.05017 |
142 |
101 |
32 |
9 |
858 |
Friendly reminder that you promised base camp no practicing before 9 am. |
1.3521 |
0.05116 |
142 |
102 |
30 |
10 |
859 |
I want the name of your mover. |
1.3517 |
0.04541 |
145 |
99 |
41 |
5 |
860 |
The downstairs tenants are complaining again. |
1.3517 |
0.04541 |
145 |
99 |
41 |
5 |
861 |
I'm just here to provide some atmosphere. |
1.3517 |
0.04748 |
145 |
101 |
37 |
7 |
862 |
Oh... this is where those free falling cartoon pianos fall from? |
1.3514 |
0.05151 |
148 |
108 |
28 |
12 |
863 |
Oh this? In the service elevator. |
1.3514 |
0.04781 |
148 |
104 |
36 |
8 |
864 |
I take it that the hills are no longer alive with the sound of music. |
1.3514 |
0.05061 |
148 |
107 |
30 |
11 |
865 |
Of all the Himalayan mountaintops in all the world.... |
1.3514 |
0.04970 |
148 |
106 |
32 |
10 |
866 |
Was it you whom I heard playing? |
1.3514 |
0.04876 |
148 |
105 |
34 |
9 |
867 |
Hello, I'm Doug from Acme Piano Movers. |
1.3514 |
0.05061 |
148 |
107 |
30 |
11 |
868 |
Hi, I’m here for the four hands piece. |
1.3514 |
0.05061 |
148 |
107 |
30 |
11 |
869 |
Did you bring a tuning fork? |
1.3514 |
0.04585 |
148 |
102 |
40 |
6 |
870 |
The secret to life? Practice. Practice. Practice. |
1.3514 |
0.04876 |
148 |
105 |
34 |
9 |
871 |
I thought I heard The Sound of Music. |
1.3514 |
0.04876 |
148 |
105 |
34 |
9 |
872 |
Just to let you know, The Yeti on the next ledge down has kids and when they don't get their nap, their behavior is abominable! |
1.3514 |
0.05151 |
148 |
108 |
28 |
12 |
873 |
I hate to ask but do you know,Rocky Mountain High |
1.3514 |
0.04970 |
148 |
106 |
32 |
10 |
874 |
We're putting the band back together! |
1.3514 |
0.05061 |
148 |
107 |
30 |
11 |
875 |
Ok then. What is the meaning of B flat? |
1.3514 |
0.04684 |
148 |
103 |
38 |
7 |
876 |
Really! No cover, no minimum? |
1.3514 |
0.04876 |
148 |
105 |
34 |
9 |
877 |
Mr. Gould I presume? |
1.3514 |
0.05327 |
148 |
110 |
24 |
14 |
878 |
I'd like to suggest a different location for next week's lesson. |
1.3510 |
0.04901 |
151 |
108 |
33 |
10 |
879 |
Sorry but can you tone it down a bit. The neighbors are complaining. |
1.3510 |
0.05078 |
151 |
110 |
29 |
12 |
880 |
Sorry, but I'm here to repossess your piano. |
1.3510 |
0.05249 |
151 |
112 |
25 |
14 |
881 |
At last —-the secret to true High Fidelity!! |
1.3510 |
0.04526 |
151 |
104 |
41 |
6 |
882 |
Sorry. Wrong mountain. |
1.3504 |
0.05442 |
137 |
101 |
24 |
12 |
883 |
Namasté Maestro, I’m a seeker, a climber, a persevering rhymer…yes, I confess, I'm a lyricist. |
1.3500 |
0.05162 |
140 |
101 |
29 |
10 |
884 |
The remainder of the orchestra should be here in the next six hours. |
1.3500 |
0.05061 |
140 |
100 |
31 |
9 |
885 |
I guess we could both learn to improvise. |
1.3500 |
0.05061 |
140 |
100 |
31 |
9 |
886 |
Swami, how I love you, how I love you, my dear old Swami! |
1.3500 |
0.05162 |
140 |
101 |
29 |
10 |
887 |
The hills ARE alive with the sound of music. |
1.3500 |
0.05357 |
140 |
103 |
25 |
12 |
888 |
Can you play 'On Top of Old Smoky'? |
1.3500 |
0.05162 |
140 |
101 |
29 |
10 |
889 |
Andante was fine for coming up. How about allegro for going down? |
1.3500 |
0.04525 |
140 |
95 |
41 |
4 |
890 |
If you're looking for directions - I say, practice, practice, practice. |
1.3500 |
0.05546 |
140 |
105 |
21 |
14 |
891 |
I heard you reached a new plateau in your music. |
1.3500 |
0.05357 |
140 |
103 |
25 |
12 |
892 |
Hey! Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep down there! |
1.3500 |
0.05061 |
140 |
100 |
31 |
9 |
893 |
Does that include delivery? |
1.3500 |
0.04747 |
140 |
97 |
37 |
6 |
894 |
This stairway to heaven was a lot tougher than I imagined. |
1.3497 |
0.04888 |
143 |
101 |
34 |
8 |
895 |
Do you mind, we're trying to sleep? |
1.3497 |
0.05182 |
143 |
104 |
28 |
11 |
896 |
Finished yet, Mr. Schubert? |
1.3497 |
0.04786 |
143 |
100 |
36 |
7 |
897 |
Anything but "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" |
1.3497 |
0.04241 |
143 |
95 |
46 |
2 |
898 |
Mom told me to tell you, "It's dinnertime." |
1.3493 |
0.04721 |
146 |
102 |
37 |
7 |
899 |
You think I'VE plateaued? |
1.3493 |
0.04721 |
146 |
102 |
37 |
7 |
900 |
I heard there was a secret chord. |
1.3493 |
0.05106 |
146 |
106 |
29 |
11 |
901 |
Yes I take requests |
1.3493 |
0.04191 |
146 |
97 |
47 |
2 |
902 |
Oh, good, you're here. Now we can play Chopsticks. |
1.3493 |
0.04917 |
146 |
104 |
33 |
9 |
903 |
Excuse me, do you know where I can find the fiddler on the roof? |
1.3493 |
0.05376 |
146 |
109 |
23 |
14 |
904 |
We seem to have hit a plateau. |
1.3493 |
0.04620 |
146 |
101 |
39 |
6 |
905 |
Sorry, to interrupt. I was looking for the yodeling class. |
1.3493 |
0.05012 |
146 |
105 |
31 |
10 |
906 |
I see that your music has taken you very far. |
1.3493 |
0.04302 |
146 |
98 |
45 |
3 |
907 |
The loneliest? I thought they said Thelonious |
1.3493 |
0.04820 |
146 |
103 |
35 |
8 |
908 |
Are you the guy that needs a piano tuner? |
1.3493 |
0.05106 |
146 |
106 |
29 |
11 |
909 |
Man, I could really use some Stairway to Heaven right now. |
1.3493 |
0.05287 |
146 |
108 |
25 |
13 |
910 |
Don’t tell me I just missed your peak performance. |
1.3493 |
0.04191 |
146 |
97 |
47 |
2 |
911 |
You could say that I have plateaued. |
1.3493 |
0.05106 |
146 |
106 |
29 |
11 |
912 |
Oh no, I forgot the tuning fork. |
1.3493 |
0.04917 |
146 |
104 |
33 |
9 |
913 |
Your neighbors ask that you learn to play something other than Chopsticks. |
1.3493 |
0.04620 |
146 |
101 |
39 |
6 |
914 |
Don't tell me, you want to take your music to a higher plateau? |
1.3493 |
0.04721 |
146 |
102 |
37 |
7 |
915 |
Philosophy is $20.00 per hour, but piano lessons are $30.00. |
1.3493 |
0.04721 |
146 |
102 |
37 |
7 |
916 |
Sure I'm impressed you have a concert grand up here, Anatoli, I'm just surprised it's a Yamaha. I had you pegged as a Bösendorfer guy. |
1.3493 |
0.04820 |
146 |
103 |
35 |
8 |
917 |
When I asked you to play 'On Top of Old Smokey' this isn't exactly what I meant. |
1.3493 |
0.05106 |
146 |
106 |
29 |
11 |
918 |
Mountovani, its me Van Climbburn. |
1.3493 |
0.05012 |
146 |
105 |
31 |
10 |
919 |
The movers are here. |
1.3493 |
0.05287 |
146 |
108 |
25 |
13 |
920 |
I heard the hills were alive with the sound of music. |
1.3493 |
0.04820 |
146 |
103 |
35 |
8 |
921 |
Did you pack a tuning fork by chance? |
1.3493 |
0.05106 |
146 |
106 |
29 |
11 |
922 |
I knew I heard “Stairway To Heaven”! |
1.3490 |
0.04942 |
149 |
107 |
32 |
10 |
923 |
I'm thinking a little early Gershwin after a long, vertical ascent. |
1.3478 |
0.04560 |
138 |
94 |
40 |
4 |
924 |
For the love of... Elton! Just retire! |
1.3475 |
0.04826 |
141 |
99 |
35 |
7 |
925 |
I can't play a note. But I'll bet it caused Amazon Prime to rethink their business plan. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
926 |
Oh, that’s grand. |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
927 |
He asked me to ask you to play it again. |
1.3475 |
0.05131 |
141 |
102 |
29 |
10 |
928 |
Have you seen a small dog missing a collar? |
1.3475 |
0.05325 |
141 |
104 |
25 |
12 |
929 |
Do you take requests? |
1.3475 |
0.05229 |
141 |
103 |
27 |
11 |
930 |
Would you mind taking it down a notch? |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
931 |
Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. |
1.3475 |
0.05131 |
141 |
102 |
29 |
10 |
932 |
You called for a piano tuner, right? |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
933 |
Are you still looking for a page turner? |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
934 |
Do you know how high we are?" "No, but if you hum a few bars I can play it. |
1.3472 |
0.04550 |
144 |
99 |
40 |
5 |
935 |
The key to happiness? F major. |
1.3472 |
0.04959 |
144 |
103 |
32 |
9 |
936 |
Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough |
1.3472 |
0.05427 |
144 |
108 |
22 |
14 |
937 |
So let me get this right. You didn't want the piano? |
1.3472 |
0.05151 |
144 |
105 |
28 |
11 |
938 |
The others want to know what time rehearsal starts. |
1.3472 |
0.04759 |
144 |
101 |
36 |
7 |
939 |
Could you keep it down? I’m trying to yodel. |
1.3472 |
0.04759 |
144 |
101 |
36 |
7 |
940 |
That was A major scale. |
1.3472 |
0.05245 |
144 |
106 |
26 |
12 |
941 |
Did you forget the sheet music again? |
1.3472 |
0.04442 |
144 |
98 |
42 |
4 |
942 |
Can't go down till I finish the unfinished symphony. |
1.3472 |
0.04860 |
144 |
102 |
34 |
8 |
943 |
You're too late for your lesson. |
1.3472 |
0.05056 |
144 |
104 |
30 |
10 |
944 |
I just need to rest for a minuet. |
1.3469 |
0.04984 |
147 |
106 |
31 |
10 |
945 |
Do you teach? I play, but I've reached a plateau. |
1.3469 |
0.05076 |
147 |
107 |
29 |
11 |
946 |
I'm here for my annual lesson |
1.3469 |
0.04695 |
147 |
103 |
37 |
7 |
947 |
Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
948 |
I think you need to go one octave higher. |
1.3453 |
0.04972 |
139 |
99 |
32 |
8 |
949 |
Did you call for a tune-up? |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
950 |
Wow, you play at a very high level. |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
951 |
Turns out getting it up here was the easy part |
1.3453 |
0.05178 |
139 |
101 |
28 |
10 |
952 |
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd rushes in.... |
1.3453 |
0.05375 |
139 |
103 |
24 |
12 |
953 |
The commute to these piano lessons is a bit steep. |
1.3453 |
0.05566 |
139 |
105 |
20 |
14 |
954 |
Did you bring the sheet music? |
1.3453 |
0.05076 |
139 |
100 |
30 |
9 |
955 |
I no longer take requests for "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
956 |
Hi, you're looking for an accompanist? |
1.3453 |
0.04972 |
139 |
99 |
32 |
8 |
957 |
Oh darn! I forgot my tuning fork. |
1.3453 |
0.05471 |
139 |
104 |
22 |
13 |
958 |
When I heard your career had reached a plateau, I had to see it myself. |
1.3453 |
0.05178 |
139 |
101 |
28 |
10 |
959 |
Every single request - CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN |
1.3453 |
0.05375 |
139 |
103 |
24 |
12 |
960 |
So, the hills are really alive with the sound of music. |
1.3453 |
0.05076 |
139 |
100 |
30 |
9 |
961 |
Hey man, are you OK? I was only hearing ADELE songs from this mountain the past few days. |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
962 |
Bill, the Woodwinds are waiting for you at Base Camp. |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
963 |
Let me guess... You write your best stuff when you're super high? |
1.3453 |
0.05277 |
139 |
102 |
26 |
11 |
964 |
When I asked for you to show me your peak performance, this is not what I meant! |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
965 |
Are drinks still two for one or did I miss Happy Hour? |
1.3451 |
0.04585 |
142 |
98 |
39 |
5 |
966 |
Sorry I'm late for my lesson! |
1.3451 |
0.05002 |
142 |
102 |
31 |
9 |
967 |
No my son. Rhapsody isn't blue. |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
968 |
You called for tuning? |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
969 |
If you want to wait, the sherpas should be here with the string section any time now. |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
970 |
Forget the meaning of life. How did you get that up here? |
1.3451 |
0.04798 |
142 |
100 |
35 |
7 |
971 |
Perhaps You would prefer writing a few more commandments? |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
972 |
And to think they all said not to pack that metronome. |
1.3451 |
0.04004 |
142 |
93 |
49 |
0 |
973 |
Bad news, Dad -- the bank is coming for the piano. |
1.3451 |
0.04362 |
142 |
96 |
43 |
3 |
974 |
Of all the zen joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine… |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
975 |
Fancy a duet? |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
976 |
Congratulations you made it. Let me tell you kid it's pretty lonely at the top. |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
977 |
Wow - playing the Grand Canyon Suite on your grand piano at the Grand Canyon. |
1.3451 |
0.04693 |
142 |
99 |
37 |
6 |
978 |
I heard that you take requests. |
1.3451 |
0.04585 |
142 |
98 |
39 |
5 |
979 |
It’s not you, it’s the acoustics. |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
980 |
It's the only rent I could afford that would accommodate a piano. |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
981 |
You say the only key to a long life is B natural? |
1.3451 |
0.05293 |
142 |
105 |
25 |
12 |
982 |
Can you play 'Rocky Mountain High'? |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
983 |
You missed a note. |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
984 |
Where does the pool table go? |
1.3451 |
0.04585 |
142 |
98 |
39 |
5 |
985 |
All I want to ask is the name of your movers. |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
986 |
I ordered an upright piano |
1.3451 |
0.04693 |
142 |
99 |
37 |
6 |
987 |
The Ad said Cello |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
988 |
Say, do you know "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3451 |
0.05386 |
142 |
106 |
23 |
13 |
989 |
You came Bach! |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
990 |
Meaning of life? Nah, but would you mind telling me the name of your mover. |
1.3451 |
0.04693 |
142 |
99 |
37 |
6 |
991 |
‘You’re late for your lesson,again!’ |
1.3451 |
0.05293 |
142 |
105 |
25 |
12 |
992 |
My ideas seem to be coming out of thin air. |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
993 |
It should stay in tune for months. Yodel if you need me. |
1.3451 |
0.04901 |
142 |
101 |
33 |
8 |
994 |
I'm sorry, I stopped taking requests for "Stairway to Heaven" 20 years ago. Would like to hear something else? |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
995 |
Is it true you're gonna get down tonight? |
1.3451 |
0.05293 |
142 |
105 |
25 |
12 |
996 |
"Do you know the Meaning of Life in B flat? |
1.3451 |
0.05198 |
142 |
104 |
27 |
11 |
997 |
Master, I've thought about it a long, long time, but I still don't get that 'tune a fish' joke... |
1.3451 |
0.05101 |
142 |
103 |
29 |
10 |
998 |
What do you mean 'I just missed it'? |
1.3448 |
0.05214 |
145 |
107 |
26 |
12 |
999 |
Sorry--do you want a moment to compose yourself? |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
1000 |
You need an idea? You should build a stairway to here. |
1.3448 |
0.04930 |
145 |
104 |
32 |
9 |
1001 |
... oh, and your feng shui is all off too. |
1.3448 |
0.04832 |
145 |
103 |
34 |
8 |
1002 |
Not Al, the pianist. Alpinist. |
1.3448 |
0.04732 |
145 |
102 |
36 |
7 |
1003 |
Sorry. I don't take requests. |
1.3448 |
0.04930 |
145 |
104 |
32 |
9 |
1004 |
I have a request. |
1.3448 |
0.04732 |
145 |
102 |
36 |
7 |
1005 |
Hey Dad, Mom wants ta know if you'll be home for dinner?? |
1.3431 |
0.04568 |
137 |
94 |
39 |
4 |
1006 |
Aw, com'on Sam, play it! |
1.3431 |
0.05327 |
137 |
101 |
25 |
11 |
1007 |
The remaining members of my team request that you stop composing in B flat. |
1.3431 |
0.05225 |
137 |
100 |
27 |
10 |
1008 |
Oh grand one, what is the key to life? |
1.3431 |
0.05327 |
137 |
101 |
25 |
11 |
1009 |
I can see that you’re old and have magnificent instrument, but some of us in the canyon are trying to get some sleep. Can you try meditation for awhile? |
1.3431 |
0.05225 |
137 |
100 |
27 |
10 |
1010 |
I'm here for my lesson |
1.3431 |
0.04449 |
137 |
93 |
41 |
3 |
1011 |
Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3431 |
0.05427 |
137 |
102 |
23 |
12 |
1012 |
I was told there'd be a band. |
1.3429 |
0.04508 |
140 |
96 |
40 |
4 |
1013 |
Stairway to Heaven, please. |
1.3429 |
0.05046 |
140 |
101 |
30 |
9 |
1014 |
If you can't explain the meaning of life, then can you teach me to play "Heart and Soul"? |
1.3429 |
0.04838 |
140 |
99 |
34 |
7 |
1015 |
"From the top" has another meaning Carl. |
1.3429 |
0.04620 |
140 |
97 |
38 |
5 |
1016 |
Huh. I was expecting a harp. |
1.3429 |
0.04508 |
140 |
96 |
40 |
4 |
1017 |
Can’t compose a symphony out of thin air. |
1.3427 |
0.04559 |
143 |
99 |
39 |
5 |
1018 |
I know it looks like I've plateaued, but I'm going out on a high note. |
1.3427 |
0.05071 |
143 |
104 |
29 |
10 |
1019 |
Who called for a piano tuner? |
1.3407 |
0.05480 |
135 |
101 |
22 |
12 |
1020 |
Keep it down, will you? |
1.3407 |
0.05060 |
135 |
97 |
30 |
8 |
1021 |
Either you play Rocket Man or you can carry that down yourself. |
1.3407 |
0.05480 |
135 |
101 |
22 |
12 |
1022 |
Sorry I'm late. My GPS said to take a left at the glacier. There was no glacier. |
1.3407 |
0.05378 |
135 |
100 |
24 |
11 |
1023 |
Mom says dinner is ready. |
1.3407 |
0.05274 |
135 |
99 |
26 |
10 |
1024 |
They told me the most important thing to remember before an avalanche was to stay composed. |
1.3406 |
0.05091 |
138 |
100 |
29 |
9 |
1025 |
They wanted me to tell you no more Elton John. |
1.3406 |
0.04423 |
138 |
94 |
41 |
3 |
1026 |
No, I don't didn't climb all the way up here to discover the meaning of life. I came just to ask how you got that thing up here! |
1.3406 |
0.04423 |
138 |
94 |
41 |
3 |
1027 |
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Next! |
1.3406 |
0.05294 |
138 |
102 |
25 |
11 |
1028 |
leave me alone, i'm decomposing... |
1.3406 |
0.04986 |
138 |
99 |
31 |
8 |
1029 |
Sorry, but I don’t take requests. |
1.3404 |
0.05405 |
141 |
106 |
22 |
13 |
1030 |
I wasn't planning on staying up here so long, but this thing is a real pain to move. |
1.3404 |
0.05016 |
141 |
102 |
30 |
9 |
1031 |
The most dedicated piano repairman award goes to... |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1032 |
As your agent I really wouldn’t worry about overexposure, unless you mean winter. |
1.3404 |
0.04914 |
141 |
101 |
32 |
8 |
1033 |
You called for a tune-up? |
1.3404 |
0.04914 |
141 |
101 |
32 |
8 |
1034 |
Sorry, I only tune Steinways. |
1.3404 |
0.05016 |
141 |
102 |
30 |
9 |
1035 |
The meaning of life is play it by ear. |
1.3404 |
0.05405 |
141 |
106 |
22 |
13 |
1036 |
While you're taking a breather, sir -- any chance I can interest you in a U.S. Cabinet position? |
1.3404 |
0.05214 |
141 |
104 |
26 |
11 |
1037 |
I'm with the Musicians' Union." |
1.3404 |
0.04482 |
141 |
97 |
40 |
4 |
1038 |
Steinway really delivers. |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1039 |
No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
1040 |
Finally! I’ve been waiting a long time for those damn lyrics to arrive! |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1041 |
Maybe you need to reconsider what taking something to new heights might really mean! |
1.3404 |
0.05016 |
141 |
102 |
30 |
9 |
1042 |
No, the New York Philharmonic strike ended in 1973. |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
1043 |
You're too early ... Happy Hour doesn't start 'til 5:00. |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
1044 |
So this is what makes the canyon so grand. |
1.3404 |
0.04703 |
141 |
99 |
36 |
6 |
1045 |
You forgot the candleabra? |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1046 |
Was there some animals you had to leave behind to get this on the Ark? |
1.3404 |
0.05116 |
141 |
103 |
28 |
10 |
1047 |
How'd you get up here wearing sandals? |
1.3404 |
0.04703 |
141 |
99 |
36 |
6 |
1048 |
Upon reflection, I suppose I could've gone with a harmonica instead. |
1.3404 |
0.04914 |
141 |
101 |
32 |
8 |
1049 |
Your audience just hasn't found you yet. |
1.3404 |
0.05016 |
141 |
102 |
30 |
9 |
1050 |
Wow!.....and I thought this backpack was heavy! |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1051 |
Does it only play high notes? |
1.3385 |
0.04307 |
130 |
87 |
42 |
1 |
1052 |
Looking for a fella goes by the name of 'Mountain Piano Guy.' |
1.3382 |
0.05029 |
136 |
98 |
30 |
8 |
1053 |
May I use your bathroom? |
1.3382 |
0.05344 |
136 |
101 |
24 |
11 |
1054 |
Ah, Tim the Tuner. What kept you? |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
1055 |
Hey buddy, could you throw me a chord |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
1056 |
It's lonely at the top. |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
1057 |
What do you mean you can't play "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
1058 |
I'd like to request "Rocky Mountain High" for Sheila. |
1.3381 |
0.05360 |
139 |
104 |
23 |
12 |
1059 |
If you're looking for enlightenment that's two mountains down. |
1.3381 |
0.04155 |
139 |
93 |
45 |
1 |
1060 |
At my age, it's easier to stay and play than it is to get up and leave. |
1.3381 |
0.04629 |
139 |
97 |
37 |
5 |
1061 |
Please don't play elevator music |
1.3381 |
0.04849 |
139 |
99 |
33 |
7 |
1062 |
Geez, talk about nosebleed seats.... |
1.3381 |
0.04956 |
139 |
100 |
31 |
8 |
1063 |
CAN YOU PLAY, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR? |
1.3381 |
0.05162 |
139 |
102 |
27 |
10 |
1064 |
Why did you stop? |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
1065 |
Whaddaya mean you don't know "Climb Ev'ry Mountain"? |
1.3381 |
0.04849 |
139 |
99 |
33 |
7 |
1066 |
I should have asked for better directions to Carnegie Hall |
1.3381 |
0.05060 |
139 |
101 |
29 |
9 |
1067 |
That's funny, I thought the view would be grand. |
1.3359 |
0.05590 |
131 |
99 |
20 |
12 |
1068 |
My expedition ended on a high note. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
1069 |
Mind if I play through? |
1.3359 |
0.05376 |
131 |
97 |
24 |
10 |
1070 |
I changed my mind...I do want anchovies on the pizza. |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
1071 |
Dammit. Can you point me toward bass camp? |
1.3359 |
0.05038 |
131 |
94 |
30 |
7 |
1072 |
Come on, just for me, 'Rocky Mountain High', |
1.3359 |
0.05484 |
131 |
98 |
22 |
11 |
1073 |
I take it your composing has reached a plateau. |
1.3358 |
0.04230 |
134 |
90 |
43 |
1 |
1074 |
Eric, after hours of climbing, discovers what actually makes the wind whistle. |
1.3358 |
0.04962 |
134 |
96 |
31 |
7 |
1075 |
No. I don't know the way to San Jose. |
1.3358 |
0.04962 |
134 |
96 |
31 |
7 |
1076 |
Can you please stop playing Piano Man! |
1.3358 |
0.04731 |
134 |
94 |
35 |
5 |
1077 |
Are you up for something four hands? |
1.3358 |
0.04848 |
134 |
95 |
33 |
6 |
1078 |
Your neighbors are complaining about late piano playing. |
1.3358 |
0.04361 |
134 |
91 |
41 |
2 |
1079 |
Did you place this Amazon Prime order? |
1.3358 |
0.05509 |
137 |
104 |
20 |
13 |
1080 |
What's the meaning of life? Good Question. Better Question: How did I get this piano up here? |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1081 |
I'm here in answer to your Craigslist ad for a page-turner. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1082 |
You may ask only one question and by the way, I don't take requests. |
1.3358 |
0.04890 |
137 |
98 |
32 |
7 |
1083 |
Is this the bass camp? |
1.3358 |
0.04180 |
137 |
92 |
44 |
1 |
1084 |
I think my career has plateaued |
1.3358 |
0.04665 |
137 |
96 |
36 |
5 |
1085 |
"Feelings?" Really??!! |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1086 |
I came here to get away from critics like you. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1087 |
Is it ok if I sit in? |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1088 |
You really need to get another booking agent. |
1.3358 |
0.04665 |
137 |
96 |
36 |
5 |
1089 |
Oops, forgot my tuning fork! |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1090 |
FREE baby grand piano: free piano for a good home. a few keys don't strike, but overall great sound. pick up only. must be able to move it yourself. piano bench included. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1091 |
Hey, is your job offer for a page turner still open? |
1.3358 |
0.04779 |
137 |
97 |
34 |
6 |
1092 |
Please stop playing "Free Fallin' "! |
1.3358 |
0.04665 |
137 |
96 |
36 |
5 |
1093 |
Still unfinished?! I'm resigning as your agent. |
1.3358 |
0.04890 |
137 |
98 |
32 |
7 |
1094 |
Yes.. I'm Mike from "MountainTop Piano Movers" to give an estimate. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1095 |
Finally, a piano bar with some real atmosphere. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1096 |
It was a trek, yes, but where there's a will, there's a Steinway. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1097 |
Yes sir, we can move your piano down the mountain in seoncds, but first you’ll have to sign our damages waiver. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1098 |
Are you the one that wanted his piano tuned? |
1.3358 |
0.05411 |
137 |
103 |
22 |
12 |
1099 |
Mr. Michaelson? Your Amazon order has arrived. |
1.3358 |
0.05311 |
137 |
102 |
24 |
11 |
1100 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1101 |
Hey, could you keep it down? |
1.3358 |
0.05209 |
137 |
101 |
26 |
10 |
1102 |
Elvis? |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1103 |
When I said high-pitched, this is not what I meant. |
1.3358 |
0.04779 |
137 |
97 |
34 |
6 |
1104 |
I was seeking the secret of life, but I’ll settle for ‘Climb Every Mountain’. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1105 |
Mr. Grofé, your Grand Canyon Suite makes us feel as though we´re actually there. |
1.3358 |
0.05411 |
137 |
103 |
22 |
12 |
1106 |
Schubert! I'm looking for Nirvana. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1107 |
This is the last time I’m tuning your piano. |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1108 |
Why here? It's easier to hit the high notes. |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1109 |
You order a tip jar? |
1.3358 |
0.05105 |
137 |
100 |
28 |
9 |
1110 |
I picked up the gin but they were out of tonic. |
1.3358 |
0.04890 |
137 |
98 |
32 |
7 |
1111 |
Can you turn it down a notch? We just put the baby down. |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1112 |
What do you mean, you forgot your tuning fork? |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1113 |
They had different sizes of piano wire. What size do you need? |
1.3333 |
0.05316 |
129 |
95 |
25 |
9 |
1114 |
You're going to have to move. The third glacier on the left has melted and your resonance is all off. |
1.3333 |
0.04391 |
132 |
90 |
40 |
2 |
1115 |
Not the stairway to heaven, I presume. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
1116 |
This is the last time!!!!....I'm going to teach you how to tune yourself! |
1.3333 |
0.04839 |
129 |
91 |
33 |
5 |
1117 |
Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for the restaurant in the New Yorker Caption Contest #603. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
1118 |
I'm from the moving company. |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1119 |
We’re trying to sleep down here! |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
129 |
96 |
23 |
10 |
1120 |
I'm so glad you made it. I've been looking forward to my lesson. |
1.3333 |
0.05539 |
129 |
97 |
21 |
11 |
1121 |
How about next time we jam at my place? |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
1122 |
It's hopeless. Bring me a Steinway! |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
1123 |
For the last time, can you please stop practicing after 10pm? |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1124 |
I knew it begins with a single step. I didn't expect it to end with Chopsticks. |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1125 |
I took your advice to 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'. |
1.3333 |
0.04932 |
135 |
97 |
31 |
7 |
1126 |
So that’s why the hills are alive. |
1.3333 |
0.04646 |
132 |
92 |
36 |
4 |
1127 |
If you're not the piano tuner, just turn around and go back where you came from. |
1.3333 |
0.04282 |
138 |
94 |
42 |
2 |
1128 |
Excuse me, how do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1129 |
If you play "Night on Bald Mountain" one more time, I'll go nuts. |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1130 |
I think I climbed the wrong mountain - I wanted the answer to writer's block. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
1131 |
Maybe I should come back after you get your act together. |
1.3333 |
0.05539 |
129 |
97 |
21 |
11 |
1132 |
No, sorry, I'm a harpsichord tuner. It's still a funny coincidence, though. |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1133 |
...play like nobody else is listening...play like nobody else is listening... |
1.3333 |
0.05083 |
129 |
93 |
29 |
7 |
1134 |
Of course it needs tuning again. You're above the frostline. |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1135 |
Look, they're getting impatient. Let's just go with 'a note to follow 'so'. |
1.3333 |
0.05361 |
135 |
101 |
23 |
11 |
1136 |
Did you remember to bring the sheet music? |
1.3333 |
0.04583 |
135 |
94 |
37 |
4 |
1137 |
So this is where you’ve been Haydn. |
1.3333 |
0.05316 |
129 |
95 |
25 |
9 |
1138 |
Would you like to hear something with just the high notes? |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
1139 |
Put out a tip jar instead of sulking. |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1140 |
So... you play it 'because it's there'? |
1.3333 |
0.04702 |
135 |
95 |
35 |
5 |
1141 |
Could you play something enlightening, please? |
1.3333 |
0.04257 |
132 |
89 |
42 |
1 |
1142 |
I was guaranteed one refrain from "Stairway to Heaven." |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1143 |
Any chance you brought a kazoo? |
1.3333 |
0.04335 |
135 |
92 |
41 |
2 |
1144 |
I'll be damned ... the original keyboardist of Herman's Hermits! |
1.3333 |
0.04932 |
135 |
97 |
31 |
7 |
1145 |
I'm Haydn up here. |
1.3333 |
0.05539 |
129 |
97 |
21 |
11 |
1146 |
Stairway to Heaven? |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1147 |
So you're OK? From what we heard, you were decomposing up here. |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1148 |
Could you give me the name of your piano mover? |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1149 |
What do you mean, you don't take requests? |
1.3333 |
0.05043 |
135 |
98 |
29 |
8 |
1150 |
Don't worry, your work will sell better when you die. |
1.3333 |
0.05201 |
129 |
94 |
27 |
8 |
1151 |
Are you sure this ticket is for next week's performance? |
1.3333 |
0.05151 |
135 |
99 |
27 |
9 |
1152 |
Amazon Prime. |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
1153 |
You were supposed to scale the mountain, not play scales on the mountain. |
1.3333 |
0.04932 |
135 |
97 |
31 |
7 |
1154 |
Pandora was right--there are no artists similar to you. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
129 |
96 |
23 |
10 |
1155 |
Come on, you must know this one - climb every mountain. No? The hills are alive? River deep, mountain high? What kind of piano player are you? |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1156 |
Have you been waiting long? |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1157 |
This lesson had better be worth it. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1158 |
No, I don't know "How to Splint a Broken Leg." But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1159 |
I had treble with the clef |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1160 |
The question you should be asking is, "How did I get this damn thing up here?" |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1161 |
Man, I could use a pick me up tune. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1162 |
Julie Andrews was right all along. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1163 |
I offer no sage advice but I can carry a tune. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1164 |
Dang. They told me this was karaoke night. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1165 |
Dad, please. Come home. I promise to practice. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1166 |
Oh great, an agent, just when my career has plateau'd. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1167 |
The work order said 'Yamaha tune-up.' I brought spark plugs. |
1.3309 |
0.05528 |
136 |
104 |
19 |
13 |
1168 |
I hope you brought a pen. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1169 |
Rats. I almost brought my cello. |
1.3308 |
0.04859 |
133 |
95 |
32 |
6 |
1170 |
I thought it sounded a little flat up here. |
1.3308 |
0.05198 |
133 |
98 |
26 |
9 |
1171 |
Is this the hall of the Mountain King? |
1.3308 |
0.04095 |
133 |
89 |
44 |
0 |
1172 |
It was then Ned realized—there was nowhere on earth where one could escape from the Piano Man. |
1.3308 |
0.05517 |
133 |
101 |
20 |
12 |
1173 |
Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" please. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1174 |
You're on in five... |
1.3308 |
0.05198 |
133 |
98 |
26 |
9 |
1175 |
Could you play a few bars of "I'm Sitting On Top Of The World "? |
1.3308 |
0.04618 |
133 |
93 |
36 |
4 |
1176 |
It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in... |
1.3308 |
0.05517 |
133 |
101 |
20 |
12 |
1177 |
You'll have to go back. Tell them I only use my regular piano tuner. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1178 |
Dang! I was coming for violin lessons. |
1.3308 |
0.05198 |
133 |
98 |
26 |
9 |
1179 |
My playing seems to have reached a plateau. |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
1180 |
I bet you get a lot of requests to play "The Fool on the Hill". |
1.3308 |
0.05307 |
133 |
99 |
24 |
10 |
1181 |
Oh shoot, which mountain is guitar? |
1.3308 |
0.05517 |
133 |
101 |
20 |
12 |
1182 |
I think our lessons have plateaued. |
1.3308 |
0.04740 |
133 |
94 |
34 |
5 |
1183 |
Do you mind if I yodel? |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1184 |
Please don’t tell me the concert is over !!! |
1.3308 |
0.05517 |
133 |
101 |
20 |
12 |
1185 |
But why even try to set your new commandments to music? |
1.3308 |
0.05413 |
133 |
100 |
22 |
11 |
1186 |
Nirvana schmirvana, we're putting the band back together. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1187 |
Here's a tip - be more accessible |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1188 |
"The Meaning of Life?" I'm not familiar with that one...maybe if you hum a few bars. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1189 |
Enlightenment? No, I'm the piano tuner. |
1.3308 |
0.05413 |
133 |
100 |
22 |
11 |
1190 |
would you keep it down? |
1.3308 |
0.05307 |
133 |
99 |
24 |
10 |
1191 |
You’re taking the soloist thing way too far. |
1.3308 |
0.05198 |
133 |
98 |
26 |
9 |
1192 |
Finally, the piano tuner ? |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1193 |
How did I get here first? Practice, practice, practice! |
1.3308 |
0.04859 |
133 |
95 |
32 |
6 |
1194 |
All it needs is a bridge. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1195 |
I need help finding my way, Bach. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1196 |
The meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll play it. |
1.3308 |
0.04740 |
133 |
94 |
34 |
5 |
1197 |
Mr. Schubert, your wife says leave the symphony unfinished and come home or your marriage will be finished. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1198 |
They told me you would be here. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
1199 |
Please tell me you know Freebird. |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
1200 |
Oh thank god you’re here, this thing’s so out of tune.” |
1.3308 |
0.05307 |
133 |
99 |
24 |
10 |
1201 |
Hi, I'm the piano mover. |
1.3308 |
0.04975 |
133 |
96 |
30 |
7 |
1202 |
I'd like to see the size of your Sherpa. |
1.3308 |
0.05167 |
130 |
95 |
27 |
8 |
1203 |
Do you know anything besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'? |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
1204 |
Please - less 'forte energize' and more 'mezzo lento' - your playing has turned this into an active avalanche area. |
1.3284 |
0.04590 |
134 |
94 |
36 |
4 |
1205 |
The record company sent me. I'm afraid I have some bad news about the music industry... |
1.3284 |
0.05056 |
134 |
98 |
28 |
8 |
1206 |
I knew they were alive with the sound of something. |
1.3284 |
0.04711 |
134 |
95 |
34 |
5 |
1207 |
Too late now, but a harmonica may have been a better choice. |
1.3284 |
0.04590 |
134 |
94 |
36 |
4 |
1208 |
It seems we've both peaked. |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
1209 |
I'm here fur elise. |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
1210 |
Now you know, my son, why they call the canyon grand. |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1211 |
Wrong mountain, kid. I can't even finish my own symphony. |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1212 |
Summit’s an octave higher, pal |
1.3282 |
0.05134 |
131 |
96 |
27 |
8 |
1213 |
The guys at Advanced Base Camp are requesting "Freebird" again. |
1.3282 |
0.05466 |
131 |
99 |
21 |
11 |
1214 |
Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs? |
1.3282 |
0.05247 |
131 |
97 |
25 |
9 |
1215 |
It’s not you; the acoustics up here are awful. |
1.3282 |
0.04900 |
131 |
94 |
31 |
6 |
1216 |
Mary sent me up to tell you to stop that racket or you'll wake the baby. |
1.3282 |
0.05134 |
131 |
96 |
27 |
8 |
1217 |
No, I'm not the piano tuner. |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1218 |
Sorry to bother you, sir. Will you sign for next door's package? |
1.3282 |
0.04118 |
131 |
88 |
43 |
0 |
1219 |
Were you the guy that called about the bad damper peddle? |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1220 |
So you're saying, the secret of life is Duke Ellington? |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1221 |
Thank God you're here! It's been so hard to get a good tuner on the weekend. |
1.3282 |
0.05247 |
131 |
97 |
25 |
9 |
1222 |
Which one is the key to happiness? |
1.3282 |
0.05466 |
131 |
99 |
21 |
11 |
1223 |
How about Climb Every Mountain? |
1.3282 |
0.05573 |
131 |
100 |
19 |
12 |
1224 |
Do you know "Climb Any Mountain?" |
1.3282 |
0.05573 |
131 |
100 |
19 |
12 |
1225 |
You're late for your lesson! |
1.3282 |
0.05134 |
131 |
96 |
27 |
8 |
1226 |
Just a reminder that your rental contract ends this month. |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1227 |
So this is what you do to be in tune with nature. |
1.3282 |
0.05018 |
131 |
95 |
29 |
7 |
1228 |
I prefer music that's a little more accessible. |
1.3282 |
0.05134 |
131 |
96 |
27 |
8 |
1229 |
You called for tuning? |
1.3282 |
0.05247 |
131 |
97 |
25 |
9 |
1230 |
Was I playing too loud? |
1.3282 |
0.04654 |
131 |
92 |
35 |
4 |
1231 |
Makes sense why they call it Treble Cliff. |
1.3282 |
0.04259 |
131 |
89 |
41 |
1 |
1232 |
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is right behind me. |
1.3282 |
0.05358 |
131 |
98 |
23 |
10 |
1233 |
You called for a piano mover? |
1.3282 |
0.05134 |
131 |
96 |
27 |
8 |
1234 |
No, the concert is next month |
1.3282 |
0.04900 |
131 |
94 |
31 |
6 |
1235 |
You don't know "Climb Every Mountain?" |
1.3282 |
0.05358 |
131 |
98 |
23 |
10 |
1236 |
I don't know about "meaning," but the key to life is B-Sharp." |
1.3282 |
0.05573 |
131 |
100 |
19 |
12 |
1237 |
No genie, I didn't wish for a great PIANIST. |
1.3282 |
0.05358 |
131 |
98 |
23 |
10 |
1238 |
Hi, I'm the violinist. Where's the rest of the quartet? |
1.3282 |
0.04778 |
131 |
93 |
33 |
5 |
1239 |
Did I leave my keys up here? |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
1240 |
I’ve finally got you a booking at Carnegie Hall! |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1241 |
I'm here to repossess the Steinway. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1242 |
Could you please not practice after 9 pm!? |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1243 |
Hey! I'm trying to sleep down here |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1244 |
It's 2 o'clock. You said you'd be here between 9 and 11. |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
1245 |
I just needed a moment to compose myself. |
1.3256 |
0.05063 |
129 |
94 |
28 |
7 |
1246 |
Hey! Airbnb guaranteed me A Flat. |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
1247 |
Billy's worst nightmare. Another Piano Man request. |
1.3256 |
0.05181 |
129 |
95 |
26 |
8 |
1248 |
I'd know that tune anywhere. |
1.3256 |
0.05063 |
129 |
94 |
28 |
7 |
1249 |
Yes, it's a walk-up, but do you have any idea what recital halls rent for these days? |
1.3256 |
0.04690 |
129 |
91 |
34 |
4 |
1250 |
Well, the New York Philharmonic rejected your symphony. Said you haven't been dead long enough. |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
1251 |
So there are 88 keys to the universe? |
1.3256 |
0.04142 |
129 |
87 |
42 |
0 |
1252 |
I'm your creative muse. I got here as fast as I could. |
1.3256 |
0.04559 |
129 |
90 |
36 |
3 |
1253 |
Why, yes, I am available for children's parties. |
1.3256 |
0.04942 |
129 |
93 |
30 |
6 |
1254 |
Do you know any Thelonias Monk? |
1.3256 |
0.04690 |
129 |
91 |
34 |
4 |
1255 |
Well, in this case, it really is 99% perspiration. |
1.3256 |
0.04286 |
129 |
88 |
40 |
1 |
1256 |
How long can you stay? It's lonely at the top. |
1.3254 |
0.04758 |
126 |
89 |
33 |
4 |
1257 |
Sorry; I'm on break. |
1.3254 |
0.05143 |
126 |
92 |
27 |
7 |
1258 |
It's quarter to three. There's no one in the place but you and me. |
1.3231 |
0.04661 |
130 |
92 |
34 |
4 |
1259 |
Getting here is half the battle. Getting in tune is the other half. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1260 |
Hello there! I'm Albert, the piano tuner. You said the register seems too high? |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
1261 |
When you said you were going to get high and practice, I was expecting a more relaxing afternoon. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
1262 |
Just a gentle reminder that we'll need it Thursday. |
1.3228 |
0.04728 |
127 |
90 |
33 |
4 |
1263 |
The boys down at base camp are all in the mood for a melody. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
1264 |
Nothing stops the repo man. |
1.3228 |
0.05230 |
127 |
94 |
25 |
8 |
1265 |
Well, I was told you had your own tuning fork. |
1.3228 |
0.05109 |
127 |
93 |
27 |
7 |
1266 |
That was great, but how do I get TO the Hall of the Mountain King? |
1.3228 |
0.04858 |
127 |
91 |
31 |
5 |
1267 |
Play ain't no mountain high enough one more time before I go. |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
1268 |
Well if you're not going to practice I'm not going to keep paying for the lessons, grandpa. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
1269 |
I'll call if it needs another tuning |
1.3228 |
0.04858 |
127 |
91 |
31 |
5 |
1270 |
Here's your sheet music. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
1271 |
I'm here to tune your piano. |
1.3226 |
0.05063 |
124 |
90 |
28 |
6 |
1272 |
Ok, then play Melancholy Baby, not Climb Every Mountain. |
1.3226 |
0.05063 |
124 |
90 |
28 |
6 |
1273 |
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
1.3226 |
0.04797 |
124 |
88 |
32 |
4 |
1274 |
Yes, the view is incredible...but just try & get a piano tuned... |
1.3209 |
0.04444 |
134 |
94 |
37 |
3 |
1275 |
You order a tip jar? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1276 |
I'm disappointed. I expected a harp. |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1277 |
Meaning of Life? I dunno, I'm still trying to begin my Beguine. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1278 |
The restaurant? That was weeks ago. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1279 |
You're early. The recital's not until seven. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1280 |
I'm here for my lesson |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1281 |
I don't know, it still sounds a little flat to me. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1282 |
What took you so long? I called the piano movers years ago. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1283 |
Are you the tuner? |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1284 |
There is not a single candelabra available in town! |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1285 |
Sorry to end on such a low note, but I'm the Repo Man. |
1.3200 |
0.05279 |
125 |
93 |
24 |
8 |
1286 |
How high am I? |
1.3200 |
0.04899 |
125 |
90 |
30 |
5 |
1287 |
Moses, you’ve tried your best but the Ten Commandments just weren’t meant to be a jingle. |
1.3200 |
0.05518 |
125 |
95 |
20 |
10 |
1288 |
Come back later, I’m practicing. |
1.3200 |
0.04899 |
125 |
90 |
30 |
5 |
1289 |
Can you please quiet down?! |
1.3200 |
0.04899 |
125 |
90 |
30 |
5 |
1290 |
Please! I am decomposing. |
1.3200 |
0.05279 |
125 |
93 |
24 |
8 |
1291 |
I came all this way, so I hope you take requests. |
1.3200 |
0.04189 |
125 |
85 |
40 |
0 |
1292 |
I came all the way up here for answers, and you were just making it up as you go?! |
1.3200 |
0.05029 |
125 |
91 |
28 |
6 |
1293 |
How ‘bout a little, “Ain’t no mountain high enough”? |
1.3200 |
0.04899 |
125 |
90 |
30 |
5 |
1294 |
The neighbors complained about the noise. |
1.3200 |
0.05279 |
125 |
93 |
24 |
8 |
1295 |
Next time you drop your sheet music, we’re going to use a drone to resupply you |
1.3200 |
0.05279 |
125 |
93 |
24 |
8 |
1296 |
Play it again, Sam. |
1.3200 |
0.05156 |
125 |
92 |
26 |
7 |
1297 |
Yes, when all your answers are showtunes, they sound sarcastic. |
1.3200 |
0.05400 |
125 |
94 |
22 |
9 |
1298 |
What do you mean, "Who's Billy Joel?" |
1.3197 |
0.04240 |
122 |
83 |
39 |
0 |
1299 |
I have come a long long way to hear a really high C |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1300 |
I was told there would be a quartet. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1301 |
Sorry, I don't do requests. |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
1302 |
No sir, There's no way you've peaked artistically. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
1303 |
You know, that's a thought. Maybe I will learn to play this thing someday. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
1304 |
Can you help me? I’m in search of a lost chord. |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
1305 |
Why? Because it was here. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
1306 |
Oh ... and Disco is dead too. |
1.3171 |
0.05330 |
123 |
92 |
23 |
8 |
1307 |
To be honest, I was expecting something a little more profound than "Chopsticks." |
1.3171 |
0.04941 |
123 |
89 |
29 |
5 |
1308 |
You can come down now, people don't like Kanye anymore. |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
1309 |
Do you have a ticket for tonight's concert? |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
1310 |
Who’d you expect, Liberace? |
1.3171 |
0.04941 |
123 |
89 |
29 |
5 |
1311 |
How about a few "bars" of John Cage's 4' 33"? |
1.3171 |
0.05575 |
123 |
94 |
19 |
10 |
1312 |
You're early again. It's still unfinished. |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
1313 |
Your webcam viewers are tired of watching you pee over the side. |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
1314 |
I'd like to make a request: "Stairway to Heaven" |
1.3171 |
0.05330 |
123 |
92 |
23 |
8 |
1315 |
Can you play, or is it just for show? |
1.3171 |
0.05330 |
123 |
92 |
23 |
8 |
1316 |
I got tired of all the requests for "Piano Man." |
1.3171 |
0.05693 |
123 |
95 |
17 |
11 |
1317 |
I would've much rather preferred "Stair Way to Heaven" than "Rocky Mountain High." |
1.3171 |
0.05454 |
123 |
93 |
21 |
9 |
1318 |
Thank you! I'm here til Thursday |
1.3171 |
0.04941 |
123 |
89 |
29 |
5 |
1319 |
What's the key to life? There're 88. |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
1320 |
The reverb is amazing up here |
1.3171 |
0.05330 |
123 |
92 |
23 |
8 |
1321 |
Do you have your ticket? |
1.3171 |
0.04804 |
123 |
88 |
31 |
4 |
1322 |
I'm looking for the lost chord |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
1323 |
Excuse me did you call for a piano tuner |
1.3171 |
0.05074 |
123 |
90 |
27 |
6 |
1324 |
I guess it's true - the hills really are alive with the sound of music! |
1.3171 |
0.04941 |
123 |
89 |
29 |
5 |
1325 |
My wife asked me to move it out of the house |
1.3167 |
0.05019 |
120 |
87 |
28 |
5 |
1326 |
Play it, Sam. Play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” |
1.3167 |
0.05421 |
120 |
90 |
22 |
8 |
1327 |
Groupon or walk-in? |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
1328 |
Sorry, I just finished my final set. Come back tomorrow a little earlier. |
1.3167 |
0.05290 |
120 |
89 |
24 |
7 |
1329 |
The people want more hymns. |
1.3167 |
0.05019 |
120 |
87 |
28 |
5 |
1330 |
All about the atmosphere huh. |
1.3167 |
0.05674 |
120 |
92 |
18 |
10 |
1331 |
I came as fast as I could. That piano's not going to tune itself. |
1.3167 |
0.05549 |
120 |
91 |
20 |
9 |
1332 |
The other gurus are asking you to keep it down. |
1.3167 |
0.04877 |
120 |
86 |
30 |
4 |
1333 |
I still don't know why you needed a page-turner in the first place. |
1.3167 |
0.05290 |
120 |
89 |
24 |
7 |
1334 |
Hammerstein, I presume? |
1.3167 |
0.04581 |
120 |
84 |
34 |
2 |
1335 |
No, I don't answer questions. But I do take requests! |
1.3167 |
0.05156 |
120 |
88 |
26 |
6 |
1336 |
Can you play Stairway to Heaven? |
1.3162 |
0.04802 |
117 |
83 |
31 |
3 |
1337 |
Did you bring a tuning fork? |
1.3162 |
0.04646 |
117 |
82 |
33 |
2 |
1338 |
Whew, what a climb. Hope you're the guy who ordered the tuna. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1339 |
Come down already Billy! You'll never top Piano Man. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1340 |
Are you the one who called a piano tuner? |
1.3140 |
0.05509 |
121 |
92 |
20 |
9 |
1341 |
Sorry, but I don't do requests anymore. |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
1342 |
Let me guess: you want to hear "Rocky Mountain High." |
1.3140 |
0.05120 |
121 |
89 |
26 |
6 |
1343 |
I was hoping you would be the piano tuner |
1.3140 |
0.04844 |
121 |
87 |
30 |
4 |
1344 |
Hi, I'm Jesse from Uptown Piano Movers. |
1.3140 |
0.04550 |
121 |
85 |
34 |
2 |
1345 |
Can you play Misty for me? |
1.3140 |
0.05509 |
121 |
92 |
20 |
9 |
1346 |
Next time we yodel a cappella. |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
1347 |
Did you bring the last movement? |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
1348 |
I was hoping for the key to life. You’re really offering all 88? |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
1349 |
Sorry. I’ll be right back. I forgot my tuning fork. |
1.3140 |
0.05509 |
121 |
92 |
20 |
9 |
1350 |
This is the last time I offer to help someone move. |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
1351 |
Still trying to hit the high notes, Maestro? |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
1352 |
Oops. I forgot the tuning fork. |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
1353 |
It has to go back. I ordered the harmonia. |
1.3140 |
0.04844 |
121 |
87 |
30 |
4 |
1354 |
How did you even get that up here? "I used the stairs" |
1.3140 |
0.05253 |
121 |
90 |
24 |
7 |
1355 |
No, I don’t give lessons. |
1.3140 |
0.04984 |
121 |
88 |
28 |
5 |
1356 |
Is John Cage's 4' 33" the only piece you know? |
1.3140 |
0.05509 |
121 |
92 |
20 |
9 |
1357 |
Can you play something uplifting? |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
1358 |
I'm just saying, "Climb Every Mountain" seems a little on the nose. |
1.3136 |
0.04918 |
118 |
85 |
29 |
4 |
1359 |
So that's what happened to Billy Joel. |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1360 |
I am the piano tuner. Sorry it took me so long |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
1361 |
Can I please have my piano back? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1362 |
Oh dear, they told me it would be a Steinway! |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1363 |
Sorry but I got here as fast as I could......now, when did you say it was last tuned? |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
1364 |
I, too, was surprised to learn that ‘Chopsticks’ is the way to enlightenment. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
1365 |
I was on my way to Carnegie Hall, but I must have plateaued. |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
1366 |
Nice try but there will never be another Grand Canyon Suite. |
1.3136 |
0.05734 |
118 |
91 |
17 |
10 |
1367 |
I can't Handel the weight of this Bach pack. Can i treble you for some help? |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1368 |
I'm with the woodwinds. The percussion section is right behind us. |
1.3136 |
0.04918 |
118 |
85 |
29 |
4 |
1369 |
Is this the way to Carnegie Hall? |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1370 |
I've been waiting forever. It's sooo out of tune. |
1.3136 |
0.05607 |
118 |
90 |
19 |
9 |
1371 |
Could you please keep it down? I'm trying to climb a mountain here. |
1.3136 |
0.04289 |
118 |
81 |
37 |
0 |
1372 |
I thought there were harps in heaven... |
1.3136 |
0.05342 |
118 |
88 |
23 |
7 |
1373 |
I was told it was an upright! |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1374 |
Well of course it is. Everyone knows you can't wring enlightenment from an upright. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1375 |
The movers were fabulous. |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1376 |
I'll take requests, but nothing from The Sound of Music. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1377 |
Did you yodel for a piano tuner? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1378 |
Are you by any chance a piano tuner? |
1.3136 |
0.05205 |
118 |
87 |
25 |
6 |
1379 |
Your venue gives a whole new meaning to the term 'High C'....... |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
1380 |
What's the key to happiness? |
1.3136 |
0.04918 |
118 |
85 |
29 |
4 |
1381 |
Excuse me but do you take requests? |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
1382 |
The good news is I've been sent to help -- the bad news is I'm just the lyricist. |
1.3136 |
0.05064 |
118 |
86 |
27 |
5 |
1383 |
Mom says you can come back home if you've learned something other than Chopsticks. |
1.3136 |
0.05476 |
118 |
89 |
21 |
8 |
1384 |
Sorry I'm late for my lesson - maybe I need to leave my house a day earlier. |
1.3130 |
0.04842 |
115 |
82 |
30 |
3 |
1385 |
I see you have mastered the scale. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
1386 |
I take it you need help with descending scales. |
1.3130 |
0.05147 |
115 |
84 |
26 |
5 |
1387 |
Your tour locations are getting more and more inaccessible to your fans. |
1.3130 |
0.04681 |
115 |
81 |
32 |
2 |
1388 |
I'm just looking for the bathroom |
1.3120 |
0.05257 |
125 |
94 |
23 |
8 |
1389 |
Let’s get you back to bass camp. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1390 |
Grand Pianos? I thought these were the Grand Tetons! |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
1391 |
Sandwich? I was told you needed a tuner on high. |
1.3109 |
0.05692 |
119 |
92 |
17 |
10 |
1392 |
There must be a simpler way to elevate your performance. |
1.3109 |
0.05303 |
119 |
89 |
23 |
7 |
1393 |
Word is you need a banjo player? |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
1394 |
I'M SORRY. I'M NOT TAKING ANY NEW STUDENTS THIS YEAR ! |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
1395 |
I think the acoustics were better on the other cliff. |
1.3109 |
0.05303 |
119 |
89 |
23 |
7 |
1396 |
Are you accepting new students? |
1.3109 |
0.04583 |
119 |
84 |
33 |
2 |
1397 |
'Looks like you peaked a long time ago' |
1.3109 |
0.05436 |
119 |
90 |
21 |
8 |
1398 |
I'm not old, just decomposing. |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
1399 |
Did someone call for a piano tuner? |
1.3109 |
0.04261 |
119 |
82 |
37 |
0 |
1400 |
Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? |
1.3109 |
0.04736 |
119 |
85 |
31 |
3 |
1401 |
Are you kidding me? You've never looked better, Mr. Joel! |
1.3109 |
0.05303 |
119 |
89 |
23 |
7 |
1402 |
I'm sure this isn't what he meant when he asked you to take it from the top. |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1403 |
Really? You really think your most pressing need is a tip jar? |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
1404 |
"Help me move" he said. "It'll be fun" he said. "I'll buy you pizza" he said |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
1405 |
Amazon delivery...I believe you ordered two dozen tablets of manuscript paper, nine erasable pens, a case of gluten free energy bars and the latest Rolling Stone. |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1406 |
Your music is SO over the top! |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1407 |
There you are! I knew all that music wasn't just in my head. |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1408 |
I saw your help wanted ad in the New Yorker for a page turner |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1409 |
You really need to work on the bridge. |
1.3103 |
0.04961 |
116 |
84 |
28 |
4 |
1410 |
Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. Why do you ask? |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1411 |
The good news is you haven't peaked yet. |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1412 |
We're going to need to take the legs off to get it in the truck. |
1.3103 |
0.05666 |
116 |
89 |
18 |
9 |
1413 |
I told you when we started out, it’s a long way to the top if you want to rock’n’roll. |
1.3103 |
0.05797 |
116 |
90 |
16 |
10 |
1414 |
They said you were looking for a 'Chopsticks' partner |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1415 |
Now THAT was a major scale. |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1416 |
Oh, good, you must be the piano tuner. |
1.3103 |
0.05666 |
116 |
89 |
18 |
9 |
1417 |
How about a rousing rendition of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1418 |
So it’s past nine o’clock on a Saturday? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1419 |
Why did you stop playing? |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1420 |
Morning! The piano tuner wants you to know he's still just searching for parking. |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1421 |
Did you remember the metronome this time? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1422 |
Aw cheer up, I bet more people would come to your recital if the venue was a little more accessible |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1423 |
Looks like I have reached the crescendo |
1.3103 |
0.04961 |
116 |
84 |
28 |
4 |
1424 |
Do you know any Billy Joel songs? Also, is there a bathroom nearby? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1425 |
"The valley people just filed a noise complaint". |
1.3103 |
0.04961 |
116 |
84 |
28 |
4 |
1426 |
Do you have your ticket? |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1427 |
Oh God, not again. |
1.3103 |
0.05666 |
116 |
89 |
18 |
9 |
1428 |
What's the key to life? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1429 |
Actually, this is how you get to Carnegie Hall.... |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1430 |
Welcome to Zune, please register on the ground level with a valid credit card before requesting a song. |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
1431 |
I thought I told you I... would be Bach. |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
1432 |
Did you meditate for a piano tuner? |
1.3103 |
0.05666 |
116 |
89 |
18 |
9 |
1433 |
You the page turner? |
1.3103 |
0.05395 |
116 |
87 |
22 |
7 |
1434 |
Sorry I'm late; the traffic was a bear. |
1.3103 |
0.05797 |
116 |
90 |
16 |
10 |
1435 |
Alright sorry I took so long. You said you wanted your piano tuned? |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1436 |
So, is this the Treble Cliff? |
1.3103 |
0.05254 |
116 |
86 |
24 |
6 |
1437 |
I heard that you needed a piano tuner |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1438 |
All that gear and you forgot the tuning fork? |
1.3103 |
0.05110 |
116 |
85 |
26 |
5 |
1439 |
Because "I'm Sittin on Top of the World's" already been done. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1440 |
I feel like I have plateaued. |
1.3077 |
0.05073 |
117 |
86 |
26 |
5 |
1441 |
You were lookong for a tuner? |
1.3077 |
0.05073 |
117 |
86 |
26 |
5 |
1442 |
Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” |
1.3077 |
0.04925 |
117 |
85 |
28 |
4 |
1443 |
That WAS you in the Sound of Music playing "Climb Every Mountain", I just knew it. |
1.3077 |
0.05216 |
117 |
87 |
24 |
6 |
1444 |
Wow! The hills are alive with the sound of music. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
1445 |
Play it once Sam. For old times sake |
1.3070 |
0.05004 |
114 |
83 |
27 |
4 |
1446 |
This was A major disappointment, but only A minor setback. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1447 |
I'm sorry -- I'm looking for Mr. Walther, 2pm, Intermediate Banjo. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1448 |
They say they want it back now. |
1.3070 |
0.05727 |
114 |
88 |
17 |
9 |
1449 |
your career has plateaued |
1.3070 |
0.04846 |
114 |
82 |
29 |
3 |
1450 |
Am I too late? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1451 |
I'm more interested in the "how?" than I am in the "why?" |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1452 |
Would you care to accompany me on the climb down? |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1453 |
Perhaps you'll do better if you change your altitude. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1454 |
Let me guess, you thought you'd play all the time but now it's just a piece of furniture. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1455 |
Are you the piano tuner? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1456 |
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
1457 |
Do you know any Billy Joel? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1458 |
I'm sorry you don't know how to play the piano. Luckily you ordered it from Amazon so you can send it back and get the harmonica you always wanted. |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1459 |
So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1460 |
Huh, so the key to life is D minor. |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1461 |
I'm sorry, your tickets were for last week |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1462 |
I saw your ad on Craigslist and came right over. |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1463 |
A pastoral interlude, please. And Gatorade, if you have some. |
1.3070 |
0.04683 |
114 |
81 |
31 |
2 |
1464 |
Do you know how to tune a piano? |
1.3070 |
0.05590 |
114 |
87 |
19 |
8 |
1465 |
Oh, these are the Baby Grand Tetons. My mistake. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1466 |
You must be the piano tuner. What took you so long to get here? |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1467 |
No....I’m just a grandfather playing a grand piano in the Grand Canyon... |
1.3070 |
0.05157 |
114 |
84 |
25 |
5 |
1468 |
You needed someone to play 'Heart and Soul' with? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1469 |
Now that's how you end on a high note. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1470 |
What do you mean, you don't play? |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
1471 |
Any chance you could play a few bars from "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.3070 |
0.04514 |
114 |
80 |
33 |
1 |
1472 |
Your Web-Site clearly says: "All Returns are Free!" |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1473 |
What piano? |
1.3070 |
0.05449 |
114 |
86 |
21 |
7 |
1474 |
I forgot the sheet music. |
1.3063 |
0.04922 |
111 |
80 |
28 |
3 |
1475 |
Everyone down in base camp wonders if perhaps you know any other movie scores besides Koyaanisqatsi. |
1.3063 |
0.05086 |
111 |
81 |
26 |
4 |
1476 |
Apex Moving Service, here. We can take the piano but you will have to get down by yourself. |
1.3063 |
0.04922 |
111 |
80 |
28 |
3 |
1477 |
Nope, I am not a mystic. I'm from the order of the Thelonius monks. Can't reveal great truths or inspire inner awareness but I can play a mean version of Round Midnight. |
1.3063 |
0.05245 |
111 |
82 |
24 |
5 |
1478 |
Well, at least the view is grand. |
1.3063 |
0.04578 |
111 |
78 |
32 |
1 |
1479 |
I'm here to tune your piano. |
1.3063 |
0.04578 |
111 |
78 |
32 |
1 |
1480 |
It's not that bad, all you have to do is tune it, the other guy carried it up. |
1.3063 |
0.05694 |
111 |
85 |
18 |
8 |
1481 |
Listen, it was only metaphorical. The hills aren’t really alive. |
1.3056 |
0.05172 |
108 |
79 |
25 |
4 |
1482 |
Now all we need is a drummer |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1483 |
Sorry...I'm looking for the violin playing guru. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
1484 |
Mr. Steinway, I presume? |
1.3043 |
0.05119 |
115 |
85 |
25 |
5 |
1485 |
Is this the piano you wanted to have tuned? |
1.3043 |
0.04811 |
115 |
83 |
29 |
3 |
1486 |
It is hard to find descent music around here. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
1487 |
I thought I heard an ascending scale. |
1.3043 |
0.05119 |
115 |
85 |
25 |
5 |
1488 |
Your Mother says you are to stay until you get it right. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
1489 |
They want one more re-write. Can you enlighten it up a bit? |
1.3043 |
0.05265 |
115 |
86 |
23 |
6 |
1490 |
Thank God! Finally! The tuner? |
1.3043 |
0.05119 |
115 |
85 |
25 |
5 |
1491 |
I got this idea from my doctor, he does organ transplants. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
1492 |
Can you give me the number of your piano mover? I’m in a 4 story walk-up. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
1493 |
I hope I'm not late for my lesson. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1494 |
Tell me that fat lady hasn't made it up here yet. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1495 |
No, it's fine, really. We'll be happy to take it back. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1496 |
You came all this way for a noise complaint? |
1.3036 |
0.05790 |
112 |
87 |
16 |
9 |
1497 |
Sorry, did I catch you at a bad time? |
1.3036 |
0.04718 |
112 |
80 |
30 |
2 |
1498 |
There are no 'three wishes.' It's either total enlightenment or 'The Entertainer.' |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1499 |
Sir we only take requests through our app. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1500 |
I'm really sorry to be late for my lesson. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1501 |
If I've told you once I told you a thousand times, there are people trying to get some sleep down here. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1502 |
Im the piano mover. Where we takin’ it? |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1503 |
What is the meaning of Legato? |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1504 |
Please tell me you're the tuner I called |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1505 |
Do you have a minuet? |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1506 |
I'm from the moving company you called. Where do you want the piano? |
1.3036 |
0.04364 |
112 |
78 |
34 |
0 |
1507 |
I always thought it was the angels and their bowling balls. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1508 |
Nobody had seen the piano man since 1973. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1509 |
The Piano Man, I presume. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1510 |
Yup, I'm the fat lady, I'm here to sing |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1511 |
Oh...that makes more sense. I thought the hills were alive with the sound of music |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1512 |
Can't you go somewhere else to practice? |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1513 |
Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1514 |
I don’t know the way down but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1515 |
Please sir, what's the meaning of li...HEY! My Steinway! |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1516 |
I was really hoping I'd find you in a burning bush instead. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1517 |
I hope you practiced this week! |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1518 |
And then it just hit me. This is not how you get to Carnegie Hall. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1519 |
It’s cruel to play Stairway To Heaven. |
1.3036 |
0.05048 |
112 |
82 |
26 |
4 |
1520 |
What do you mean you didn't call for a tuner? |
1.3036 |
0.05790 |
112 |
87 |
16 |
9 |
1521 |
My journey along the path to Enlightenment now ends knowing what has 88 keys and no locks? |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1522 |
Any chance of a major lift? |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1523 |
Don't ask. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1524 |
Life? Life is grand. |
1.3036 |
0.05357 |
112 |
84 |
22 |
6 |
1525 |
Let’s make a deal. I’ll listen to your six-hour symphony if you let me tie my rope to your piano. |
1.3036 |
0.05649 |
112 |
86 |
18 |
8 |
1526 |
Where's the guy with the Alphorn? This is the third mountain I've tried. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1527 |
They called my compositions too lofty. |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1528 |
OK, so exactly how long has it been since the last tune? |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1529 |
I wondered why the hills are alive with the sound of music. |
1.3036 |
0.05505 |
112 |
85 |
20 |
7 |
1530 |
I'm sorry! I can come back later if you're busy. |
1.3036 |
0.05205 |
112 |
83 |
24 |
5 |
1531 |
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we delivered to the wrong address. |
1.3036 |
0.04718 |
112 |
80 |
30 |
2 |
1532 |
Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? |
1.3028 |
0.05902 |
109 |
85 |
15 |
9 |
1533 |
So what do you do for fun? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1534 |
The fact that you got the piano up here is inspiring enough! |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
1535 |
No, I certainly did not order eighty-eight tins of tuna. |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1536 |
The piano does not come with the flat. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1537 |
Why, it's the old man and the middle C! |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
1538 |
Never reached your peak huh? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
1539 |
What happened to the restaurant that used to be here? |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
1540 |
Yeah but the darn thing has been out of tune for three reincarnations. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1541 |
Repo man! |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1542 |
"I'm sorry I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". Can you hum a few bars? |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
1543 |
I’m a piano tuner, not a magician. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1544 |
I had a conductor, but he was struck by lightning. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1545 |
On second thought, how about, 'Stairway to Heaven?' |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1546 |
You ARE wise. It is easier to travel with a flute. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1547 |
Quick! I need help with ascending scales! |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1548 |
The climb was the easy part. We're learning Liszt today. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1549 |
Please. Stop. |
1.3000 |
0.06133 |
110 |
88 |
11 |
11 |
1550 |
Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1551 |
That was breathtaking! |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1552 |
Wasn't this a cafe just last month? |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
1553 |
You called for the piano moving estimate? |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1554 |
Do you need an agent ? |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1555 |
Oh no - the AirBnB is next door. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1556 |
I seek the answer to lif...... how did you get this piano up here?!?! |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1557 |
Other than the acoustics, it’s a grand venue. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1558 |
No, I am not the tuner |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1559 |
The neighbors have been complaining. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1560 |
Open mic is NEXT week. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1561 |
I'm not Sam and I'm not playing anything again. |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1562 |
Of course it's a Steinway. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1563 |
Something about this place strikes a chord. |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1564 |
The tuning is reasonable but the clock starts running when I leave the house. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1565 |
'Yeah, you've reached the career plateau. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1566 |
Slight snafu. Do you have your own tuning fork, per chance? |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
1567 |
You play with a very elevated sense of style. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1568 |
You're late. Have you practiced this week? |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1569 |
Play 'Misty" for me. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1570 |
Sorry; you missed the show." |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1571 |
I heard you take requests. |
1.3000 |
0.04926 |
110 |
80 |
27 |
3 |
1572 |
Do you know "Melancholy Baby"? |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
1573 |
I hope you aren't offended, but this will be my last lesson. |
1.3000 |
0.05711 |
110 |
85 |
17 |
8 |
1574 |
Off peak performance, huh? |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1575 |
There's really nothing to it. All you have to is hit the right keys at the right time and the piano plays itself. |
1.3000 |
0.05855 |
110 |
86 |
15 |
9 |
1576 |
If you think getting a piano up here is difficult, you should try writing a good song! |
1.3000 |
0.05411 |
110 |
83 |
21 |
6 |
1577 |
“I agree, the guidebook description of ‘a grand view at the summit’ is misleading”. |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1578 |
Son can you play me a melody; I'm not really sure how it goes. |
1.3000 |
0.05093 |
110 |
81 |
25 |
4 |
1579 |
Oh God! Please stop playing that piano. |
1.3000 |
0.05563 |
110 |
84 |
19 |
7 |
1580 |
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.3000 |
0.05254 |
110 |
82 |
23 |
5 |
1581 |
No, but if you hum a few bars I'll give it a try. |
1.3000 |
0.04389 |
110 |
77 |
33 |
0 |
1582 |
I've tried everything, what's that song that goes 'ba ba da ba bum' |
1.3000 |
0.04926 |
110 |
80 |
27 |
3 |
1583 |
There is no meaning of life. Anyway, here’s “Wonderwall.” |
1.2991 |
0.04447 |
107 |
75 |
32 |
0 |
1584 |
Ask me to play anything except "Ain't no mountain high enough" |
1.2991 |
0.04641 |
107 |
76 |
30 |
1 |
1585 |
Did I miss the crescendo? |
1.2991 |
0.05180 |
107 |
79 |
24 |
4 |
1586 |
You said you wanted to study at a top music school. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1587 |
No one will believe you. |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1588 |
Ah, enlightenment. For me, it was when I could play Beethoven and Liszt perfectly as long as no one else was listening. Now, go away. |
1.2973 |
0.05214 |
111 |
83 |
23 |
5 |
1589 |
I heard you were looking for a vocalist. |
1.2973 |
0.04889 |
111 |
81 |
27 |
3 |
1590 |
I do have a request...could you give me a hand up? |
1.2973 |
0.05368 |
111 |
84 |
21 |
6 |
1591 |
Is the key to happiness a major or minor? |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
1592 |
The acoustics here are horrible |
1.2963 |
0.05622 |
108 |
83 |
18 |
7 |
1593 |
I'm the piano tuner. Can you enlighten me as to your problem? |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1594 |
Steinway?! Steinway's the answer? |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1595 |
Mom says she can still hear you, and she's trying to sleep. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1596 |
Must be quite some time since your last movement. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1597 |
Darn. I forgot the tuning fork. |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1598 |
I have a request. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1599 |
What do you mean I'm late!! |
1.2963 |
0.04968 |
108 |
79 |
26 |
3 |
1600 |
She says to start without her… |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1601 |
Billy Joel? Is that you? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1602 |
Irving! Come home! Your piano teacher is sorry about the criticism. |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1603 |
The villagers say that if you play 'Misty' one more time,they are coming for you with torches and pitchforks. |
1.2963 |
0.05305 |
108 |
81 |
22 |
5 |
1604 |
Thanks for meeting me here. You can see for yourself, it's a bargain for the price. You'll have to take care of shipping, though. |
1.2963 |
0.05773 |
108 |
84 |
16 |
8 |
1605 |
Thelonias? |
1.2963 |
0.05465 |
108 |
82 |
20 |
6 |
1606 |
My students have to really want to learn to play. |
1.2963 |
0.05139 |
108 |
80 |
24 |
4 |
1607 |
You better like Brahms |
1.2952 |
0.04673 |
105 |
75 |
29 |
1 |
1608 |
The sherpas want to hear Climb Every Mountain again. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1609 |
Please limit your playing to daytime hours. |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
1610 |
Do you mind? I’m trying to sleep down there. |
1.2936 |
0.05263 |
109 |
82 |
22 |
5 |
1611 |
Apparently I've reached my level of incompetence. |
1.2936 |
0.05263 |
109 |
82 |
22 |
5 |
1612 |
The piano tuner said that you have to meet him half way. |
1.2936 |
0.05099 |
109 |
81 |
24 |
4 |
1613 |
Your ad said, 'same day tuning - no waiting', or it's free, right!? |
1.2936 |
0.04929 |
109 |
80 |
26 |
3 |
1614 |
Piano tuner? I said Panini, tuna. |
1.2936 |
0.06016 |
109 |
87 |
12 |
10 |
1615 |
That was you playing the whole time? Really annoying, man. |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
1616 |
Maybe your expectations are too high? |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
1617 |
I think I've finally hit my plateau. |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1618 |
No. I don't know "Top of the World" - and no, I don't want you to hum a few bars. |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1619 |
At last... I have found the Abominable Showman |
1.2925 |
0.04637 |
106 |
76 |
29 |
1 |
1620 |
Can I change seats during intermission? |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1621 |
Talk about ending on a high note. |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1622 |
Venue choice, Herman... That's the key |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1623 |
Why does everyone ignore the stairs in the other side of this mountain? |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1624 |
I feel as though I've hit a plateau too. |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1625 |
I hope you brought the lyrics. |
1.2925 |
0.05682 |
106 |
82 |
17 |
7 |
1626 |
You ordered a muse? |
1.2925 |
0.04827 |
106 |
77 |
27 |
2 |
1627 |
In retrospect, this was not the best location to busk. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1628 |
Franz! It's finished? |
1.2925 |
0.05682 |
106 |
82 |
17 |
7 |
1629 |
I brought the piano duets. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1630 |
Wow, you really took piano playing to a whole new level! |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1631 |
Yes, I'm absolutely certain that the location surcharge is not included in the $49 Piano Tuning Groupon. |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1632 |
I hear that you're seeking a lyricist. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1633 |
Have I arrived at a truly classical moment or just another bad yogi joke? |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1634 |
Is this the observatory conservatory? |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1635 |
If you get a little better, maybe they'll let you play in town. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1636 |
I think we’re going to have to start charging you for shipping. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1637 |
Well, maybe it's just that you've reached the peak of your career. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1638 |
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1639 |
Could you please keep it down I'm trying to climb here. |
1.2925 |
0.05186 |
106 |
79 |
23 |
4 |
1640 |
Do you know, "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver? |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1641 |
it's not the secret chord anymore, is it? thought you were soooo special didn't you? |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1642 |
Phew, next time I'm not buying a balcony seat. |
1.2925 |
0.04439 |
106 |
75 |
31 |
0 |
1643 |
The secret to life? Remain well composed and learn to improvise. |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1644 |
I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t remove the echo! |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1645 |
So, all I have to do to reach enlightenment, is go back and get you a tuning fork? |
1.2925 |
0.05682 |
106 |
82 |
17 |
7 |
1646 |
UPS - "we'll deliver anything, anywhere." |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1647 |
Same time tomorrow for our next lesson? |
1.2925 |
0.05522 |
106 |
81 |
19 |
6 |
1648 |
I'm practicing my scales. |
1.2925 |
0.04439 |
106 |
75 |
31 |
0 |
1649 |
I brought the viola. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1650 |
Do you have five minutes to talk about elitism in the arts? |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1651 |
What the FUCK are you doing here |
1.2925 |
0.05838 |
106 |
83 |
15 |
8 |
1652 |
I'm enjoying the lessons, but since you moved the commute has become quite a trek. |
1.2925 |
0.05010 |
106 |
78 |
25 |
3 |
1653 |
Ah, at last, the relief yodeler and now I’m outta here! |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
1654 |
I dont know that one, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
1655 |
No, I don't know "The Way to Nirvana", but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1656 |
I'm looking for a guy that called for a piano tuner. |
1.2900 |
0.05559 |
100 |
76 |
19 |
5 |
1657 |
Not bad,.. but I think we should try it just a little bit higher. |
1.2900 |
0.05183 |
100 |
74 |
23 |
3 |
1658 |
You play "Climb Every Mountain" with such feeling. |
1.2900 |
0.05738 |
100 |
77 |
17 |
6 |
1659 |
Where's mine ? |
1.2897 |
0.05145 |
107 |
80 |
23 |
4 |
1660 |
"I thought we'd end this journey to enlightenment on a high note". |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1661 |
How do you THINK I got the piano here? |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
1662 |
Are you any good at turning pages? |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1663 |
Did you bring the tip jar like I asked? |
1.2897 |
0.05477 |
107 |
82 |
19 |
6 |
1664 |
I don't do requests if that's why you're here |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1665 |
I’m sorry, we’re going with the Kilimanjaro pianist. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1666 |
The hermit on the other mountain wonders if you could play a little more pianissimo? |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1667 |
Ah, now I see why you get our tuning flat rate. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1668 |
Your scherzo movement left me absolutely breathless! |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1669 |
Wow, and I thought my pack was heavy. |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1670 |
You better be the piano tuner! |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1671 |
Play Manilow. Looks like I made it. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1672 |
I was hoping someone would drop by, wanting to talk, ask me to play some Strauss. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1673 |
Play something uplifting! |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1674 |
So, that's how you get to Nirvana: Practice, Practice, Practice. . . |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1675 |
Yeah that song was fine but did you see Beyoncé at Coachella? |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1676 |
Feeling like you've reached an artistic plateau? |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1677 |
We're going to renegotiate my tuning fee. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1678 |
do you know any rolling stones ? |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1679 |
Oh my, please don't let me interrupt ... |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1680 |
Free Bird? Really? |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1681 |
The last stop on my bucket Liszt ! |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1682 |
Excuse me, do you know "Stairway to Heaven"? |
1.2885 |
0.06061 |
104 |
83 |
12 |
9 |
1683 |
I just wish it was easier to get to these lessons. |
1.2885 |
0.05905 |
104 |
82 |
14 |
8 |
1684 |
It is a bit upscale for this area. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1685 |
Having the best piano does make a piano bar, location matters too. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1686 |
I call the piece, Climb Every Mountain. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1687 |
Did I leave my tuning fork? |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1688 |
So tell me—what is the key to happiness? |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1689 |
You called to have a piano tuned? |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
1690 |
Sorry, I couldn't find your sheet music. |
1.2885 |
0.04864 |
104 |
76 |
26 |
2 |
1691 |
Oh good, I was hoping to end my hike on a high note. |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1692 |
Actually, I’m the harpsichord tuner. Sorry for the mixup. |
1.2885 |
0.06061 |
104 |
83 |
12 |
9 |
1693 |
Sorry. I thought there was an opening act. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1694 |
What do you mean, you don't know how to play! |
1.2885 |
0.05905 |
104 |
82 |
14 |
8 |
1695 |
Do you know that “the hills are alive” number from the Sound of Music? |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1696 |
There is no improving on Om. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1697 |
The view up here is looking grand! |
1.2885 |
0.04668 |
104 |
75 |
28 |
1 |
1698 |
I'm seeking enlightenment and inexpensive piano lessons. |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1699 |
I heard you playing and understand why you're here. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1700 |
It seems the clef has gotten you in to some treble |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1701 |
Yes, the keys to life are ivory. |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1702 |
I don't care how many times you call 311, I'm allowed to play between 8am and 7pm. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1703 |
Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1704 |
Hi, I'm Jake from State Farm. |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1705 |
No wonder the Sherpas are on strike |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1706 |
Thirty five years I've been waiting! Let me guess! You're not the piano tuner! |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1707 |
I was expecting Nirvana. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1708 |
Excuse me, can you play a little quieter? |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1709 |
I see you're still having trouble hitting that "high" note. |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1710 |
Thanks for coming. It's been hard to find a tuner willing to travel. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1711 |
The hills really ARE alive... |
1.2885 |
0.05234 |
104 |
78 |
22 |
4 |
1712 |
The answer? 'Practice, practice, practice.' |
1.2885 |
0.05744 |
104 |
81 |
16 |
7 |
1713 |
Would you like some constructive criticism? |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1714 |
Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? |
1.2885 |
0.05579 |
104 |
80 |
18 |
6 |
1715 |
Enlightened One, for I seek the key to ... perfect pitch. |
1.2871 |
0.04524 |
101 |
72 |
29 |
0 |
1716 |
I'm told crescendos are your thing. |
1.2871 |
0.05139 |
101 |
75 |
23 |
3 |
1717 |
Rach3 is a higher summit than K2? |
1.2871 |
0.05328 |
101 |
76 |
21 |
4 |
1718 |
You played it for her, you can play it for me! Now play! |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1719 |
Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1720 |
What do you mean all you know is "Chopsticks"? |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1721 |
I knew it! The hills are alive with music. |
1.2870 |
0.04931 |
108 |
80 |
25 |
3 |
1722 |
Enough with the acoustic stuff--how bout some Nirvana? |
1.2857 |
0.05191 |
105 |
79 |
22 |
4 |
1723 |
I climbed every mountain...are you my dream? |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1724 |
Maybe you should have a sign at the bottom that says "no song requests" |
1.2857 |
0.05427 |
98 |
74 |
20 |
4 |
1725 |
I hope you can read music. |
1.2857 |
0.05191 |
105 |
79 |
22 |
4 |
1726 |
None of my friends will believe that I met Barry Manilow! |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1727 |
No wonder the hills are alive... |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1728 |
I want to hit a high C. Just once. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1729 |
No, this is treble camp. Bass camp has bassoons. |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1730 |
I heard you'd retired. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1731 |
Yanni? |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1732 |
Might I request a Stairway to Heaven instead? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1733 |
Go down, Moses. Let the Piano go. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1734 |
Wow, Dad, your career really plateaued. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1735 |
Thank goodness...what rhymes with ‘solitude’? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1736 |
If you want to make any money giving piano lessons, you might try a more accessible location. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1737 |
We've had some noise complaints on cliff 2B. |
1.2843 |
0.04902 |
102 |
75 |
25 |
2 |
1738 |
No, I don't know any Billy Joel. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1739 |
Did you request a piano tuner? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1740 |
I'm here to pick up the piano. |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1741 |
How important would you say it is that I remembered to bring my tuning forks? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1742 |
Doctor John, I presume. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1743 |
Can you play Rockmaninoff? |
1.2843 |
0.04488 |
102 |
73 |
29 |
0 |
1744 |
Is this Inspiration Point? |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1745 |
You sent for a piano tuner again? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1746 |
How about a little "Stairway to Heaven" |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1747 |
Piece by piece, I suppose? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1748 |
They sent me to ask if you know any Elton John? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1749 |
You don't know The Meaning of Life? Would it help if I hum a few bars? |
1.2843 |
0.05808 |
102 |
80 |
15 |
7 |
1750 |
Seven requests from the next peak for something besides 'Climb Every Mountain.' |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1751 |
Two tunings for enlightenment. That's my final offer. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1752 |
You send for a piano tuner? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1753 |
Shouldn't the hills be alive with the sound of music? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1754 |
You need to play more flats. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1755 |
"Do you need a vocalist? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1756 |
Goddamn Craigslist! |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1757 |
aint life grand! |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1758 |
The tuner claims he's busy, but I found a kid with a pan flute who can be here Tuesday. |
1.2843 |
0.04902 |
102 |
75 |
25 |
2 |
1759 |
Glad you could make it. The second G key is a little flat. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1760 |
I was attracted by the silence. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1761 |
So they send me an alpinist. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1762 |
Are you obscure enough to impress my friends in Williamsburg? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1763 |
Can you play something enlightening? |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1764 |
You called for a prana tuner? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1765 |
"The hills are alive......really? |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1766 |
One question for our magazine sir: is it lonely at the top? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1767 |
Sorry, I don’t know that one. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1768 |
You think that was tough? Try writer's block. |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1769 |
The key to life? There are 88. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1770 |
Did you get lost on the way to Carnegie Hall? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1771 |
Can you play "Fùr Elise?" |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1772 |
Before I go, are you sure you won't play "The Girl From Ipanema"? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1773 |
Stop playing chopsticks! |
1.2843 |
0.05639 |
102 |
79 |
17 |
6 |
1774 |
Finally, all I know how to write are duets. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
1775 |
And now, for the descrescendo. |
1.2843 |
0.04902 |
102 |
75 |
25 |
2 |
1776 |
I take it this is the piano that needs tuning? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1777 |
Stairway To Heaven? I don’t know. How does it go? |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1778 |
The parts on backorder. |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
1779 |
You're ten minutes late.....again |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1780 |
I climbed this mountain because I had a score to settle, son. |
1.2843 |
0.05096 |
102 |
76 |
23 |
3 |
1781 |
For the last time it's, "Ain't no mountain high enough." Got it? Now write it down. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1782 |
You're willing to trade the secret of life for the lost chord? |
1.2828 |
0.05380 |
99 |
75 |
20 |
4 |
1783 |
Unquestionably,the toughest tuning job I ever had! |
1.2828 |
0.05380 |
99 |
75 |
20 |
4 |
1784 |
....so I told them "I'm sick of the stupid alphorn; send me something else". |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1785 |
OK, bad news. Blockbuster was closed. |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1786 |
Jesus would like to practice his grand entrance again. |
1.2828 |
0.04771 |
99 |
72 |
26 |
1 |
1787 |
Damn, I only have black keys in my repair kit. |
1.2828 |
0.05380 |
99 |
75 |
20 |
4 |
1788 |
Did I miss happy hour? |
1.2828 |
0.05185 |
99 |
74 |
22 |
3 |
1789 |
The student you have before me is trapped under a rock so I thought I might be able to start a little early if that's okay..... |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1790 |
Yeah, I take requests, but "Climb Every Mountain" better not be one of 'em. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1791 |
Rock on. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1792 |
I don’t mind... but I was a child prodigy when I made the call! |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1793 |
Oh, I have a request alright. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1794 |
He says there is no second movement. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1795 |
They wanna know what that's from. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1796 |
You can come down now, Gramps. Grandma's stopped singing "Climb Every Mountain." |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1797 |
Oh, you were yelling for help. I thought you were requesting "Help!" |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1798 |
Now I know the meaning of life, but how did you get the grand piano up here? |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1799 |
Base camp is requesting "Great Balls of Fire". |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1800 |
Which way to the Hall of the Mountain King? |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1801 |
No idea, Brahms left it here. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1802 |
They were out of fries |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1803 |
Satan says he’ll join the band but only if he’s on keyboard. |
1.2812 |
0.05482 |
96 |
73 |
19 |
4 |
1804 |
Chariots of Fire Please.... |
1.2812 |
0.05678 |
96 |
74 |
17 |
5 |
1805 |
Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. |
1.2812 |
0.05278 |
96 |
72 |
21 |
3 |
1806 |
Could you keep it down? We're trying to sleep. |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
1807 |
Practice? Practice? Practice? |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1808 |
I'm the piano tuner,you realize i charge for travel time as well? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1809 |
This is the third time I have seen this ascetic on a mountain top. This cartoon is getting old-- please find a better cartoonist. |
1.2800 |
0.06044 |
100 |
80 |
12 |
8 |
1810 |
Can you turn it down? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1811 |
Bach off. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1812 |
Yah, my name is Sam. I played it again and here is where they put me. |
1.2800 |
0.06208 |
100 |
81 |
10 |
9 |
1813 |
Did I miss it? |
1.2800 |
0.04940 |
100 |
74 |
24 |
2 |
1814 |
It's last call at the bar. Do you want anything? |
1.2800 |
0.04940 |
100 |
74 |
24 |
2 |
1815 |
Nice scale. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1816 |
Sorry I'm late. The last piano I tuned was really hard to reach. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1817 |
So this is what they meant by scaling the mountain. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1818 |
You took a wrong turn, but the answer is still "Practice, Practice, Practice" |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1819 |
Can you play me an edgy song? |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1820 |
Bösendorfer or Steinway? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1821 |
A little farther please. You're still spooking the sheep. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1822 |
We're decomposing. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1823 |
I hear the view from here is grand. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1824 |
Oh, you've got a Steinway? I'm afraid I only tune Yamahas. |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1825 |
How did you get the sheet music up here? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1826 |
What do you mean, you don't take requests? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1827 |
Okay, I'll play it again for you but the name is Zoltan, not Sam. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1828 |
Play it in the key to happiness. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1829 |
Wow! Who's your piano mover? |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1830 |
You need your piano tuned ? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1831 |
G is not sharp enough. Can you check it out? |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1832 |
I know ... practice, practice, practice. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1833 |
This next song goes out to anyone who's afraid of looking down. |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1834 |
You….advertised….for a….page turner? |
1.2800 |
0.04940 |
100 |
74 |
24 |
2 |
1835 |
Mom meant to say no aptitude, not altitude, for the piano. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1836 |
Welcome! You've come to the right clef. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1837 |
Although he had to climb every mountain, Georg von Trapp eventually discovered the reason why the hills stay alive with the sound of music. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1838 |
The Sherpas are complaining; it's time to tune the piano again. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1839 |
Amazon Prime with two-day shipping! |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1840 |
I'm answering your ad for a sheet music page turner. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1841 |
Meals on Wheels, at your service. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1842 |
Do you know the quickest route to the summit?" "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can pick it up. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1843 |
So how do you pass the time up here? |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1844 |
No Stairway to Heaven. |
1.2800 |
0.05140 |
100 |
75 |
22 |
3 |
1845 |
Best crescendo I’ve ever heard. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1846 |
No, I don't take requests. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1847 |
I see what you mean about your piano skills having plateaued. |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1848 |
When they said they'd give me the keys to heaven's gate, this isn't quite what I had imagined. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1849 |
Was that Stairway to Heaven? |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1850 |
Woah! ...... Is that a steinway? Must have cost a fortune |
1.2800 |
0.05700 |
100 |
78 |
16 |
6 |
1851 |
If you're omnipotent like you said in your book, what's the problem? |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
1852 |
I'm out of time - I need the cliff notes. |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
1853 |
Sorry, your lesson was yesterday, not today! |
1.2800 |
0.05874 |
100 |
79 |
14 |
7 |
1854 |
Do you know “Stairway to Heaven”? |
1.2788 |
0.04823 |
104 |
77 |
25 |
2 |
1855 |
At this point, I'll take requests. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1856 |
Sorry, son. This one's taken. |
1.2788 |
0.05012 |
104 |
78 |
23 |
3 |
1857 |
Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough |
1.2772 |
0.05990 |
101 |
81 |
12 |
8 |
1858 |
No, I didn't bring mine. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1859 |
That’s not what I meant when I said you should practice high notes. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1860 |
We've had a request that you move along from "Moonlight Sonata." |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1861 |
Please tell me you brought a stool. |
1.2766 |
0.05936 |
94 |
74 |
14 |
6 |
1862 |
Am I glad to see you! You wouldn't believe how hard it has been to find a tuner. |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
1863 |
They say you are a master in the ways of attunement? |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
1864 |
I’ve come to finally master Chopsticks. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1865 |
At last, the promised Grand! |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1866 |
I knew this would end on a high note. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1867 |
Oh, Great Sage, my quest is to learn what the pedals are for. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1868 |
I know you wanted to practice in peace. But the composer sent me to bring you some revisions. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1869 |
Hi. I’m your neighbor from the alp across the way. Your middle C is just the tiniest bit flat. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1870 |
Still too loud. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1871 |
What is the meaning of B Flat? |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1872 |
I can carry a piano up a mountain, but I can't carry a tune in a bucket. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1873 |
So that's why it's called the Grand Canyon ! |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1874 |
Sorry, but it took so long to get up here that the offer for a free tuning expired. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1875 |
Yes, I do know 'Stairway to Heaven.' |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
1876 |
You call THAT ‘andante’? |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1877 |
No, no, no! The ad specifically said "You haul"! |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1878 |
Please, I'm begging you, no more Eagles' songs. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1879 |
Good question. Actually, Amazon's new drones delivered it. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1880 |
I asked the hostess for a seat away from the kitchen. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1881 |
What's your WiFi password? I think you're really going to dig Spotify. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1882 |
I guess you've found the lost chord, haven't you? |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1883 |
Thanks for coming. It seems ticket prices were a little steep. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1884 |
Something dramatic please, I am making my final ascent. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1885 |
...and the critics said I plateaued years ago! |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1886 |
They say you should learn at least some piano before you die. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1887 |
Excuse me, is your 59$ TV ad-‘sign up for our introduction to meaning of life course and receive three piano lessons absolutely free’ offer still going on? |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1888 |
It's my Unstarted Symphony. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1889 |
The meaning of life? I don't know that one, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1890 |
Oh . . . uh . . . you wanted THAT kind of G-string . . . . |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1891 |
Really ? |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1892 |
Ok fine..$4500 but you pay for shipping. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1893 |
Maybe you just need a change in scenery |
1.2755 |
0.05942 |
98 |
78 |
13 |
7 |
1894 |
Have you changed your mind about a comeback tour? |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1895 |
Do you know "Heart and Soul"? |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1896 |
Excuse me, Old Wise Man. I've come to find the key to life." "There are 88 of them |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1897 |
I appreciate your exceptionally evocative rendition of Mussorgsky's "Night on Bare Mountain" |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1898 |
Based on that crescendo, I can tell you didn't think I'd make it. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1899 |
Welcome to Bass Clef. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1900 |
Alas, I have no answer to your query but if you'll hum a few bars I'll fake it. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1901 |
If you fall, I'll play it in b flat. B flat! Get it? Nudge, nudge? |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1902 |
They said I would find the key of life up here, but I did not expect it to be the key of G. |
1.2755 |
0.04763 |
98 |
72 |
25 |
1 |
1903 |
Don't worry, I've tuned Steinways before. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1904 |
I eventually got your message. I'm the piano tuner. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1905 |
At Mt. Everest we understand that the needs of our climbers are changing. |
1.2755 |
0.04763 |
98 |
72 |
25 |
1 |
1906 |
Tickling the ivories is much more satisfying when you're high. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1907 |
Sorry, I'm not taking requests this week. |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1908 |
OK, one more time, from the top. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1909 |
"Your Middle C is way out of tune dammit". "I've been grinding my teeth all the way from basecamp". |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1910 |
Anyone call for a tune-up? |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
1911 |
My wife would like to hear ‘All of Me’. Can you break a twenty? |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1912 |
I am afraid if you are looking for anything but a a solo concerto, it's the next cliff over. |
1.2755 |
0.05385 |
98 |
75 |
19 |
4 |
1913 |
I've been waiting for you, Bach-packer... |
1.2755 |
0.04979 |
98 |
73 |
23 |
2 |
1914 |
I mispronounced "aria" so the travel agent wrote aerie. And here I am. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1915 |
I'm sure its just the acoustics.. |
1.2755 |
0.05186 |
98 |
74 |
21 |
3 |
1916 |
Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? |
1.2755 |
0.05762 |
98 |
77 |
15 |
6 |
1917 |
Well, at least I tried to make it to your recital |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1918 |
I didn't hire a piano tuner. |
1.2737 |
0.04599 |
95 |
69 |
26 |
0 |
1919 |
Yeah, that's the first question I always get. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1920 |
Take it from the top! |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1921 |
You don’t know me but I felt the need to climb all the way up here to tell you that your lifelong pursuit of a music career was a waste of your time. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1922 |
I didn't mean it literally, when I said your performance had plateaued. |
1.2737 |
0.04599 |
95 |
69 |
26 |
0 |
1923 |
Maybe less high notes, Maestro. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1924 |
Congratulations. You've finally reached that high note. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1925 |
Hallelujah Chorus, I presume? |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1926 |
It's me, Paul, the real estate novelist. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1927 |
Tuner? No, I'm the piano mover. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1928 |
Always end on a high note. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1929 |
Sorry buddy, doors open at 8pm |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1930 |
You may want to know how I got this up here... |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1931 |
I just had to know where that music was coming from! |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1932 |
Come on, one more time: 'Climb Every Mountain...' |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1933 |
When I said cliff notes, that’s not what I meant |
1.2737 |
0.06068 |
95 |
76 |
12 |
7 |
1934 |
No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1935 |
Sorry. No one is admitted until after the first movement. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1936 |
Piano tuner |
1.2737 |
0.06250 |
95 |
77 |
10 |
8 |
1937 |
OK. So I climbed every mountain and forded every stream. Where's the rainbow? Don't tell me you're my dream! |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1938 |
What happened to your bench? |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1939 |
Play Stairway to Heaven |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1940 |
I'm the bass player. How do we get the instruments up? |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1941 |
Hey, could you give me a Handel up? |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1942 |
Are you here all week? |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1943 |
Can you write lyrics? |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1944 |
Do you have any requests? |
1.2737 |
0.05062 |
95 |
71 |
22 |
2 |
1945 |
I'm here for the shift change. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1946 |
Look, after the whole Father Time forced retirement thing, what did you expect, Carnegie Hall? |
1.2737 |
0.05062 |
95 |
71 |
22 |
2 |
1947 |
The villagers would like you to cut out the Coldplay. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1948 |
Your family wants you Bach. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1949 |
Practice your scales. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1950 |
I can see why the hills aren't alive with the sound of music anymore. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1951 |
Shoot. Paper. I knew there was something I forgot at the store. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1952 |
I guess it's official, you've peaked. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1953 |
You forgot the tuning fork? |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1954 |
Wait a minute, I think I left the tuner in my car. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1955 |
Getting closer...Let's hear how it sounds with the piano on that other mountain again |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
1956 |
No, I’ve never tuned a piano before. Why do you ask? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1957 |
Is this one of those pianos they put out for anyone to play? Can I be next? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1958 |
They've been wandering the desert for 40 years, are you sure you want to open with a blues tune ? |
1.2737 |
0.06250 |
95 |
77 |
10 |
8 |
1959 |
And then when I reach the final summit maybe you could do like an inspirational build up before going back into to the reprise? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1960 |
I have enough provisions for six more months, but this time your patrons really expect you to finish that sonata. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
1961 |
Now you just have to play Beethoven's 32 sonatas to reach Nirvana. |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1962 |
Uh, hey...I’m here about the craigslist ad. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1963 |
My travel agent promised me a suite with a view |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
1964 |
Elevator music, nothing but elevator music. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1965 |
Life is an arpeggio??? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1966 |
Would you play "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.2727 |
0.04499 |
99 |
72 |
27 |
0 |
1967 |
My advice. Less high notes. -- |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
1968 |
Amazon Prime delivered the piano but they didn't say anything about your cello. |
1.2717 |
0.04913 |
92 |
68 |
23 |
1 |
1969 |
Yeah...his work plateaued a while ago. |
1.2717 |
0.04913 |
92 |
68 |
23 |
1 |
1970 |
You suck |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
1971 |
*out of breath "Are you the one playing the piano?" |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1972 |
You can come down. The lost cord's been found. |
1.2717 |
0.05595 |
92 |
71 |
17 |
4 |
1973 |
It's a little flat |
1.2717 |
0.05150 |
92 |
69 |
21 |
2 |
1974 |
Sing me your song, O Piano Man… |
1.2717 |
0.05377 |
92 |
70 |
19 |
3 |
1975 |
I was told to come here for sitar lessons. |
1.2717 |
0.04913 |
92 |
68 |
23 |
1 |
1976 |
Sorry, I forgot the violin. |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
1977 |
Lemme guess: Mussorgsky. |
1.2708 |
0.05635 |
96 |
75 |
16 |
5 |
1978 |
How about a little Air Supply? |
1.2708 |
0.06012 |
96 |
77 |
12 |
7 |
1979 |
Are you the hermit that called a piano tuner? |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1980 |
Oh! So THAT'S what you meant by practicing your scaling. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1981 |
Fear not, I’ve come bearing autotune. |
1.2708 |
0.05437 |
96 |
74 |
18 |
4 |
1982 |
It was either here or Brandon MO. |
1.2708 |
0.05231 |
96 |
73 |
20 |
3 |
1983 |
The answer to your query is: "Does it really matter?" |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1984 |
Play WHAT again? And who's SAM? |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
1985 |
The flyer did say 'Piano tuning service- we come to you.' |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
1986 |
Do you prefer classical or jazz? |
1.2688 |
0.05327 |
93 |
71 |
19 |
3 |
1987 |
What is the meaning of riff? |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1988 |
"Almost Heaven, West Virginia." Do you need more directions? |
1.2688 |
0.04868 |
93 |
69 |
23 |
1 |
1989 |
I’m here to face the music |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1990 |
Excuse me, where is the cafe that used to be here? |
1.2688 |
0.05103 |
93 |
70 |
21 |
2 |
1991 |
Your shift is up. |
1.2688 |
0.04868 |
93 |
69 |
23 |
1 |
1992 |
Do you have anything 50% off Liszt? |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1993 |
The acoustics are just lovely up here! |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1994 |
Thanks for coming. It's still out of tune. |
1.2688 |
0.05949 |
93 |
74 |
13 |
6 |
1995 |
Why yes, I am a cryptozoologist. And you must be the Abominable Chopin. |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1996 |
Now I understand why it's called the Grand Piano Canyon! |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
1997 |
YOU'RE the Piano Man? It's been you this whole time? Play me a song! |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1998 |
Here's your stupid metronome. Forget anything else? |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
1999 |
Damn. I forgot the wire. |
1.2688 |
0.05542 |
93 |
72 |
17 |
4 |
2000 |
Sorry to tell you but I forgot the tuning fork |
1.2688 |
0.05749 |
93 |
73 |
15 |
5 |
2001 |
Play it again, Samsara. |
1.2688 |
0.05103 |
93 |
70 |
21 |
2 |
2002 |
Do you know, ‘Climb Every Mountain”’ in A minor? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
2003 |
I can come back later. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
2004 |
Who's the opener? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
2005 |
This time I remembered my music. |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
2006 |
They're out of rye, would you take it on whole wheat? |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2007 |
Stop playing 'My Way.' |
1.2667 |
0.05653 |
90 |
70 |
16 |
4 |
2008 |
You need a chord? I thought you needed a cord. |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2009 |
Dad!? |
1.2667 |
0.05428 |
90 |
69 |
18 |
3 |
2010 |
I’m sorry but.... You pack it in, you pack it out |
1.2667 |
0.04687 |
90 |
66 |
24 |
0 |
2011 |
They're sorry they all laughed when you sat down to play. Seriously... |
1.2660 |
0.05278 |
94 |
72 |
19 |
3 |
2012 |
One pepperoni pizza and a tuning fork.. |
1.2660 |
0.04825 |
94 |
70 |
23 |
1 |
2013 |
Thank goodness I found you. My iPod is out of juice. |
1.2660 |
0.05278 |
94 |
72 |
19 |
3 |
2014 |
The hills are alive with the sound of music. Guess what? We don't need yours. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2015 |
I hate to bother you, but I believe you forgot to tip the movers. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2016 |
Please tell me you have page 7 of The Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1! |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2017 |
No bother at all. Only spare me the 'How do you get to Carnegie Hall' jokes. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2018 |
I was expecting a harp |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2019 |
I never could hit that high note, but I’m glad you made it to the top. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2020 |
And you said you couldn't hit the high notes. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2021 |
Bob Dylan? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2022 |
I’ve brought the lost chord! |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2023 |
This is the pinnacle of success? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2024 |
Can you play Canyon in D? |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2025 |
Can you turn it down a bit? |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2026 |
Tuning costs'll be $100, travel cost $10, 000. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2027 |
So is this what they meant by reaching a peak performance! |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2028 |
Where do you go from here is entirely dependent on how you play your own Requiem |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2029 |
The audience wants me to ask you to play "The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music." |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2030 |
Of all the mountain tops in all the towns all over the world . . . |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2031 |
Just hang on. We're open to the public later tonight. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2032 |
Greetings, I'm the tuner. |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2033 |
Acme global piano tuners at your service. |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2034 |
I forgot my keys again |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2035 |
You reqeuested a tuner? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2036 |
You the lady who called for a tuner with pitons? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2037 |
Do you want mustard on it? |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
2038 |
Yeah, I really, really don’t do requests. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2039 |
Wow, that had to be hell for the piano movers! |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2040 |
Play Freebird. |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
2041 |
It's me, Davy, who's still in the Navy. |
1.2637 |
0.06412 |
91 |
75 |
8 |
8 |
2042 |
Oh, there you are. I'm the piano tuner. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2043 |
It sounds a bit flat down there. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2044 |
You got a long way with the piano but it appears you are stuck on this plateau. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2045 |
Lost chord? No, last chord, I'm here to repossess the Steinway. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2046 |
How does one get to Carnegie Hall from here? |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2047 |
I came all this way for some peace and quiet... |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2048 |
Well, my son, 15 years of arpeggios would be a start. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2049 |
Can you play Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2050 |
I knew you were in treble. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2051 |
Why do they call it "Chopsticks?" |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2052 |
Rumor has it that you're looking for a page turner. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2053 |
Jake & Elwood sent me. They're putting the band back together ... |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2054 |
I'm the relief pianist. Sorry I'm late. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2055 |
So, this is bass camp? |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2056 |
The critics are unwilling to call it your peak performance. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2057 |
you didn't happen to pass a tip jar on the way up, did you? |
1.2637 |
0.06412 |
91 |
75 |
8 |
8 |
2058 |
Did you bring any sheet music I can play? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2059 |
Sorry to intrude. I didn’t know this cliche was under new management |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2060 |
Sorry we're closed. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2061 |
What we desperately want is ten commandments, not a piano sonata |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2062 |
“Listening to you lifts me to new heights”. |
1.2637 |
0.04901 |
91 |
68 |
22 |
1 |
2063 |
The echoes in the valley are all out of tune. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2064 |
26,000 feet to hear Chopsticks? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2065 |
Bravo! That was a butte! |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2066 |
They said it would be a grand view at the top |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2067 |
The good news is that you've been accepted at Juilliard. The bad news is that you have to bring this piano. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2068 |
I'm here to tune the piano. Do you have your Groupon handy? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2069 |
Well, at least you did it Steinway. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2070 |
How did I get here? How did you get that grand piano here? |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2071 |
My Mom forced me to stay in and practice every day and it just snowballed from there |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
2072 |
Any chance you have the Lost Chord? |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2073 |
Please, just play 'Piano Man' one more time..." |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2074 |
Too bad. I'm just about to take my 10 year break. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2075 |
No, I dont know the meaning of life but I can play you chopsticks. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2076 |
I hope you brought sheet music. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2077 |
Nice climax |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2078 |
Prelude to Nirvana in G? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2079 |
Pretty good, but let's try that major scale one more time. |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2080 |
Maybe a change of scenery will inspire you. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2081 |
The new stuff is fine, but I didn't come all this way not to hear "piano man." |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2082 |
I’m your replacement. Sorry I’m late! |
1.2637 |
0.06019 |
91 |
73 |
12 |
6 |
2083 |
Yes, I’ve written more than Rocky Mountain High. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2084 |
Hold it down, will ya!? We can hear you all the way down at K2. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2085 |
So this is where you perform now? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2086 |
I was a one-hit wonder too, but I got over it. |
1.2637 |
0.04645 |
91 |
67 |
24 |
0 |
2087 |
I'm sorry, next time tune your own piano! |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2088 |
They told me you know heart and soul. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2089 |
Beethoven I presume? |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
2090 |
Play 'Piano Man'. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2091 |
Do you know " As Time goes By?" |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2092 |
Know any Marvin Gaye? |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2093 |
Sorry to interrupt I'm here for your annual piano tuning. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2094 |
You're late, you'll have to come back next week. |
1.2637 |
0.06218 |
91 |
74 |
10 |
7 |
2095 |
I’m Bob, your yodeler. We’ll work this out. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2096 |
Liberace I presume. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2097 |
I see I won't be getting any sound advice. |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
2098 |
Bass? We need more bass. |
1.2637 |
0.05599 |
91 |
71 |
16 |
4 |
2099 |
Your Bach? |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
2100 |
I need to increase your lesson fee. |
1.2632 |
0.06025 |
95 |
77 |
11 |
7 |
2101 |
No, Jeff. You can't come down until you finish your scales. |
1.2614 |
0.05480 |
88 |
68 |
17 |
3 |
2102 |
Huh. I thought God played guitar. |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
2103 |
While I AM in search of harmony, I could do without the melodies. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
2104 |
I knew you'd be here. Now let's go home. |
1.2614 |
0.06153 |
88 |
71 |
11 |
6 |
2105 |
I don't care where, our roommate contract said no playing after 8 pm. |
1.2614 |
0.05236 |
88 |
67 |
19 |
2 |
2106 |
Just letting you know we could tell it sucked from down there too. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2107 |
Stop with the Beethoven! You'll cause a damned avalanche! |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2108 |
I'm not familiar with 'Friends in Low Places', but I do remember when rock was young. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2109 |
um, did you reserve this camping site? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2110 |
Can you play a mitzvah this Sunday? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2111 |
You're my agent for heaven seeks. What do you mean that 'my career has plateaued? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2112 |
I'm sorry, we don't do Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2113 |
No.. I didn’t bring a rock to hold down the sheet music. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2114 |
Did you bring the sheet music? |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2115 |
Keep it down, willya! That's the third avalanche this week! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2116 |
Oh God so this is what you've been doing this whole time. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2117 |
On the plus side, you've really nailed those high notes. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2118 |
I don't play requests. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2119 |
Play 'Sweet Mystery of Life, At Last I've Found You'. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2120 |
Can you do Freebird? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2121 |
Sorry for your trouble, but I don't take requests. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2122 |
I climbed this mountain to practice in peace and the neighbor still asking me to keep it down?! |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
2123 |
No, I don't know that one. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2124 |
I'm from Ace Van Lines. They said you needed help moving a piano. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2125 |
I DID say learning it would be a journey. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2126 |
Bad news. Nobody cares. |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
2127 |
I heard you're in need of a piano tuning... |
1.2588 |
0.04779 |
85 |
63 |
22 |
0 |
2128 |
Play it, Sam. Play "Climb Every Mountain." You played it for her; you can play it for me. |
1.2588 |
0.05589 |
85 |
66 |
16 |
3 |
2129 |
Finally. Next time I'm going with Grub hub. |
1.2588 |
0.06070 |
85 |
68 |
12 |
5 |
2130 |
How did I get on top of this mountain? Practice. |
1.2588 |
0.05063 |
85 |
64 |
20 |
1 |
2131 |
I need the directions to Carnegie hall |
1.2588 |
0.05333 |
85 |
65 |
18 |
2 |
2132 |
Are you OK? It looks like you’re decomposing. |
1.2588 |
0.06296 |
85 |
69 |
10 |
6 |
2133 |
The hot dog cart is on the other mountain. |
1.2588 |
0.05063 |
85 |
64 |
20 |
1 |
2134 |
Alexa, play the sounds of nature. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2135 |
Please help me, I'm falling. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2136 |
I thought you were done touring, Sir Elton. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2137 |
It seems like I can't going climbing ANYWHERE without finding an old man, doing something obscure, anymore! |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2138 |
Do you do bar mitzvahs? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2139 |
What, you were expecting Nirvana? |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2140 |
Yes, the piano is on Craig’s List but does not include shipping |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2141 |
You're late for your lesson! |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2142 |
No, I don't know 'How Long It Took Me to Climb Up Here,' but hum a few bars and I'll see if I can pick it up. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2143 |
Can you play an't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you? |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2144 |
Got any toilet paper? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2145 |
I’m your piano tuner. Sorry, I took a wrong turn. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2146 |
I found the lost chord |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2147 |
What ever inspired you to compose a sonata called the “Cliff Notes”? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2148 |
I'll play whatever you want, but please, don't ask for Climb Ev'ry Mountain! |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2149 |
I know I’m late, but please play it again, Sam. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2150 |
The key to life? Sure, I can play it for you. |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2151 |
Does Julie Andrews know about you? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2152 |
That was a helluva major scale! |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2153 |
You really want an encore? |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2154 |
Hi. I’m with Resorts International... |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2155 |
I'm from the furniture movers. Been waiting long? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2156 |
Can you play me a tune from the Alpine Symphony? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2157 |
If you can’t tell me the meaning of life can you at least play “Like A Rolling Stone”? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2158 |
I'm afraid you've reached a plateau. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2159 |
Not bad, but the bridge needs some work. |
1.2584 |
0.04667 |
89 |
66 |
23 |
0 |
2160 |
Please, stay! I'll stop playing Chopsticks, I promise. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2161 |
Hmm... A bit flat. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2162 |
I miss the sound of one hand clapping. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2163 |
Finally, thank God. You've got one hour to tune it before the audience arrives. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2164 |
Oh, so it really is about the journey. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2165 |
the sherpas told me they could have taken me higher had I played an accordion! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2166 |
Your music is near heavenly, but maybe you could reach a wider audience by just writing the story of how you got that piano up here. |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2167 |
No, Mussorgsky ... you must know it! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2168 |
Whatever you do, don't play me off. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2169 |
How'd you fit all that in a backpack? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2170 |
I guess you could say this is the peak of my career. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2171 |
Sorry but guitar lessons are two hilltops to the west. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2172 |
I'm sorry I am not taking requests at this time. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2173 |
What happened? I came as fast as I could. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2174 |
Ready for our second lesson are we, John? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2175 |
That's it? Grandiose enlightenment? |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2176 |
Say, do you know which one of these peaks the investment fund sage is on? |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2177 |
Hey, it’s Bill from Postmates. I’ve got your order. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2178 |
I just can't seem to hit the high notes. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2179 |
There. I've climbed every mountain. That would make you my dream. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2180 |
I thought there was a stairway but now I see it is only a Steinway. |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2181 |
PETA sent me up here to rescue an old goat. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2182 |
No, I don't take requests, and no, I don't know 'Climb Every Mountain'. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2183 |
Good news! - Amazon Prime has just expanded to your neighborhood! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2184 |
Greetings!" "I am the piano tuner; I seem to have forgotten my fork. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2185 |
Today we'll be doing Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. Brother Ignatius is bringing the cannon. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2186 |
If you’re not going to play I can really use some firewood. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2187 |
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift. Just give me a hand, here. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2188 |
I heard you need a piano tuner! |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2189 |
Ah, so that was the ringing in my ears. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2190 |
John??? John from high school??? I sat behind you in Mrs. Anthony's! |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2191 |
'It's never a good idea to practice too loudly when your neighbours are mountaineers.' |
1.2584 |
0.06091 |
89 |
72 |
11 |
6 |
2192 |
Your mother wants to know if you've practiced for 10,000 hours yet. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2193 |
I forgot the sheet music. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2194 |
They call me the J.D. Salinger of music |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2195 |
I wish to live in a chord. |
1.2584 |
0.04667 |
89 |
66 |
23 |
0 |
2196 |
What a grand view. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2197 |
I heard getting high boosts your creativity. |
1.2584 |
0.05185 |
89 |
68 |
19 |
2 |
2198 |
This is the Grand Canyon??! Sweet!! |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2199 |
The acoustics had better be good. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2200 |
Don't ask... my agent said it was the best venue to play while I was at "peak performance." |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2201 |
I had enough of one hand clapping. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2202 |
The camp set me to find out where that damn music was coming from |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2203 |
What do you mean it wasn't you playing Climb Every Mountain? |
1.2584 |
0.06297 |
89 |
73 |
9 |
7 |
2204 |
Do you know "Piano Man"? |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2205 |
I dropped my tuning fork. |
1.2584 |
0.05656 |
89 |
70 |
15 |
4 |
2206 |
You know Billy, there's no shame in retiring. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
2207 |
I just hope you are the piano tuner. This thing sounds just awful. |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
2208 |
If you play that one again, Sam, I am going to throw you off that cliff! |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2209 |
Do you happen to have a tuning lever? |
1.2558 |
0.05279 |
86 |
66 |
18 |
2 |
2210 |
The hills are alive with the sound of... this, I guess. |
1.2558 |
0.06006 |
86 |
69 |
12 |
5 |
2211 |
I was just following the Cliff Notes. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2212 |
I'm your piano tuner..sorry to be late but the first two did not make it... |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2213 |
I said can you hear me OK down there. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2214 |
What do you mean, "you're on a break".... |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2215 |
"I'm here for a guitar lesson, is that on the next floor? |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2216 |
No, a Bosendorfer is not the same as a Bechstein. I brought the wrong parts. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2217 |
Sorry you came such a long way, my name is Everett not Everest |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2218 |
It's understandable that you feel you've plateaued. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2219 |
I think I got it this time: “Every Good Boy Does Fine”. See you next week. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2220 |
Finally! Do you know “Heart and Soul”? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2221 |
Sorry, wrong plateau. Beyoncé is one to the right and much further up. |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2222 |
Can't you play something a little less uplifting? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2223 |
You're lucky you're such a good piano teacher. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2224 |
I never dreamed I'd find a vintage Steinway for $500! |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2225 |
Finally! "Heart and Soul" or "Chopsticks"? |
1.2530 |
0.05378 |
83 |
64 |
17 |
2 |
2226 |
would you keep it down? |
1.2530 |
0.05378 |
83 |
64 |
17 |
2 |
2227 |
Have you considered distance learning? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2228 |
No consultations today. I’m feeling a bit decomposed at the moment. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2229 |
Tuner here. Sorry I'm a little late; my GPS was down. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2230 |
So, you've had trouble finding a tuner? |
1.2529 |
0.04964 |
87 |
66 |
20 |
1 |
2231 |
Have you considered a vow of silence? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2232 |
Do you take requests? Because I have two. |
1.2529 |
0.06378 |
87 |
72 |
8 |
7 |
2233 |
Play Stairway! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2234 |
Once more with feeling |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2235 |
Where's Julie Andrews? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2236 |
The lyric you are looking for is "I get by with a little help from friends, ooh I get high with a little help from my friends". Simple and catchy. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2237 |
Could you please turn it down a bit? |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2238 |
I'm here as the attorney for the valley residents. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2239 |
Could you play a little quieter please? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2240 |
I only tune organs. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2241 |
I'm sorry but there was just no way I could bring the drum set |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2242 |
I like your high notes |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2243 |
It's not the actual tuning of the piano that I dread. It's just that these tuning forks are so damned heavy! |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2244 |
You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2245 |
Not bad, but the pitch is a little high. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2246 |
You better have brought the metronome. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2247 |
My piece has reached its plateau. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2248 |
Where should I park the truck? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2249 |
I hope you're the tuner. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2250 |
My spiritual guide called and said you needed a tuner. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2251 |
"Meaning of Life?" Doesn't ring a bell, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2252 |
The meaning of life? Hum a few bars, I’ll see if I know it. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2253 |
I understand you're searching for the lost chord? |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2254 |
Did you get my request? |
1.2529 |
0.04964 |
87 |
66 |
20 |
1 |
2255 |
Am I too late? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2256 |
And on the eighth day, God reached a creative plateau. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2257 |
The dueling pianos are two mountains north. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2258 |
“So, the high C is sticking? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2259 |
If you hum a few bars of climb every mountain, I'll try to play it. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2260 |
So, you are finally here for our duet! |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2261 |
All I'm saying is you could've helped a little. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2262 |
They call me the "Clef-Hanger". But, you can call me, Steve. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2263 |
I hope you have some songs in your backpack -- I can't get sheet music delivered up here. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2264 |
DID YOU CALL TO HAVE YOUR PIANO TUNED? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2265 |
You made it! Now it's your turn. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2266 |
Im sorry but we just don't do Steinways. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2267 |
So you DON'T do requests? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2268 |
Whew, trying to find a close parking spot was really hard. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2269 |
Let me guess, Heaven and Earth Moving Company? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2270 |
When they told me that the Piano Man was at the top, I was expecting Billy Joel. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2271 |
I assume you saw the poster. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2272 |
Hey, you're littering. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2273 |
If you're the tuner, I want you to know I don't pay extra for travel. |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2274 |
And I thought they called it grand because of the view! |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2275 |
The rest of the band was wondering: When did you decide to go solo? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2276 |
I'll tell you right now , the altitude will affect the tuning. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2277 |
Could you keep it down up here? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2278 |
Finally! The upper range is a little out of tune, the damper pedal sticks, and the voicing is off. Oh, and did you remember the breath mints? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2279 |
And you think your backpack is heavy... |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2280 |
I thought I heard music! |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2281 |
I'm sorry, a piano bar is not my idea of heaven. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2282 |
Good thing you dont play a wind instrument. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2283 |
Please sir..... Handel’s Water Music. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2284 |
Did you call for a piano tuner? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2285 |
Are you the guy who sent for a piano tuner? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2286 |
I realize your tuning appointment window was from 1987 to 2017, but the traffic was terrible. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2287 |
Maybe something other than the theme to Jaws would be appropriate? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2288 |
I'm here for my piano lesson. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2289 |
Bach, is it you? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2290 |
Are you dreaming? Well, let me ask you, did you climb EVERY mountain? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2291 |
Could you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2292 |
Everyone agreed you need a tune. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
2293 |
" There was a restaurant here a few weeks ago". |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2294 |
Ready for your lesson? |
1.2529 |
0.05226 |
87 |
67 |
18 |
2 |
2295 |
I am not your father; but can you tune a piano? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2296 |
You the guy needing a piano tuned? |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
2297 |
I've come to hear your peak performance tonight. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
2298 |
Hello, I am from the peak next door. Do you mind keeping it down? |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
2299 |
No, not that one. The other one. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
2300 |
Sorry, I've just got a harmonica. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2301 |
Was it a major scale? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2302 |
Too many high notes. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2303 |
Dont play it again Sam. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2304 |
Muse??? You’ve got to be kidding! The message I was given was you wanted NEWS. I’m from the Daily Chronicle. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2305 |
I wanted to achieve a peak performance, but seems like I’ve been waiting decades for you to come tune the darn thing. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2306 |
So, what's the key of life? |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2307 |
God does not play dice. He is a piano man. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2308 |
Are you the piano tuner from Kathmandu? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2309 |
Is middle C the key to life? |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2310 |
You say its out of tune. Grand! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2311 |
I thought I heard some Mussorgsky up here. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2312 |
"Climb every mountain, again?" Isn't there another song I could play for you? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2313 |
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in... |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2314 |
I could hear the wobbly B flat from base camp! |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2315 |
How long have you been decomposing? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2316 |
Yes son, you best b sharp, lest you b flat. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2317 |
Seriously? It's after 10pm! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2318 |
At last! I've come to deliver your streaming revenue. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2319 |
Next time there’ll be a travel surcharge to tune the piano. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2320 |
I decided the commandments needed a sing-along. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2321 |
As your publicist, I think it's time to admit that prolonged exposure to solitude and altitude has not overcome your "Composer's Block". |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2322 |
They are not budging, the Tetons want their piano back |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2323 |
Do you know, " I'm sitting on top of the world? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2324 |
You're really hitting the high notes |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2325 |
I suggest you read the small print in your Amazon Prime agreement. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2326 |
People are complaining that the hills aren’t so alive anymore |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2327 |
Are you the guy at 226 Himalayan Way who wanted a piano tuner? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2328 |
They said you are searching for the lost cord. You may find it a bit lower down. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2329 |
You missed the recital. |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2330 |
Have you practiced for your lesson this week? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2331 |
My way - or the Steinway. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2332 |
They sent me up to tell you to stop playing Heart and Soul. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2333 |
Please tell me you're a piano tuner. I can't play a single chord of "Misty" anymore. Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2334 |
Believe me, reaching a plateau, isn't all that it's cracked up to be. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2335 |
Thank God you're here, the F key is out of tune. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2336 |
Yes, you've reached the heights of my creativity. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2337 |
It's a butte! |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2338 |
Kathmandu wants you to keep it down up here. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2339 |
Don't tell me: You've been trying to master this piece 'because it was there.' |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2340 |
Did you bring the drum machine? |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2341 |
Do you know up up and away?? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2342 |
You schedule a tuning for today? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2343 |
I found the lost chord |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2344 |
Yes! I've got the words! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2345 |
It was at that point he knew his piano playing skills had plateaued. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2346 |
Sorry, I don't know "Misty |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2347 |
Still trying to play Beethoven? Me too. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2348 |
Welcome Bach. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2349 |
Moses! He said “Part the Red Sea” not “Play it in C!” |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2350 |
Wow.., what a way to ruin a person's sense of accomplishment.. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2351 |
You’ve got a grand view at least. |
1.2500 |
0.05046 |
84 |
64 |
19 |
1 |
2352 |
I hope you're not working for tips. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2353 |
The rest of your fans weren't able to make it. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2354 |
Sorry, I don't know Free Bird. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2355 |
Show-off. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2356 |
Mom said you'd be here. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2357 |
So this is where department store pianists went after the nineties. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2358 |
Now you're flat, but there's a mountain in the next range that I think is the perfect pitch. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2359 |
You're finally here. It's so hard to find a piano tuner these days. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2360 |
Could you please keep the noise down a bit? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2361 |
What do you mean the Jazz Trio is on the next mountain top?? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2362 |
On second thought, I'd rather have the piano on the ground floor. Would you mind taking it down for me? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2363 |
Take a number. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2364 |
"Meaning of life?" No clue. "Key to life?" I'm your guy. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2365 |
My apologies but I was delayed at a lower altitude by a string quartet! |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2366 |
Can you turn it down? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2367 |
Congratulations. You've reached the Classical Age of Enlightenment. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2368 |
Mom says dinner's getting cold... |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2369 |
How have you never heard of it? It's a pretty famous Marvin Gaye song. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2370 |
The hills are alive with the sound of you being flat. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2371 |
Could you keep playing while I climb down, just for dramatic effect. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2372 |
How about Piano Man? |
1.2500 |
0.04753 |
84 |
63 |
21 |
0 |
2373 |
I suppose it would be out of the question to ask if you just happened to have a tuning fork? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2374 |
So where do you draw inspiration from? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2375 |
Mom says come home and give techno another try. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2376 |
The village is bored with classical - they want contemporary jazz. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2377 |
I'm sorry. I just sold this one two minutes ago. Would you care to browse our sandal clearance section instead? |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2378 |
Well you used to rock, but it feels like your career's plateaued. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2379 |
Did I miss my cue? |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2380 |
Schoerder, you have aged well and your piano has really grown! |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2381 |
No I don't know "Rocky Mountain High," but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2382 |
A lovely composition but the end left me hangin |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2383 |
Is there an encore? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2384 |
The piece has a nice melody but could use more atmosphere. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2385 |
I couldn't find you on Spotify. |
1.2500 |
0.06532 |
84 |
70 |
7 |
7 |
2386 |
I'm sorry, your ticket was only good for yesterday's performance. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2387 |
Enough classical! Play On Top of Old Smokey. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2388 |
Chopsticks? That's all you've got? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2389 |
Good news: we found the lost chord .... the bad news, it’s now owned by Facebook. |
1.2500 |
0.06077 |
84 |
68 |
11 |
5 |
2390 |
I was told you have the key |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2391 |
I hear you're looking for a lyricist. |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2392 |
Play something I can yodel |
1.2500 |
0.06309 |
84 |
69 |
9 |
6 |
2393 |
I can pay you in exposure. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2394 |
Scale it again, Sam! |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
2395 |
Do you know how much I paid for this on Ticketmaster? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2396 |
You're a little flat. |
1.2500 |
0.05585 |
84 |
66 |
15 |
3 |
2397 |
anyway, here's wonderwall |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2398 |
What key? |
1.2500 |
0.05322 |
84 |
65 |
17 |
2 |
2399 |
It's a longer way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll. |
1.2472 |
0.05824 |
89 |
72 |
12 |
5 |
2400 |
Next time you'll have to tune it yourself. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2401 |
So, there aren't eighty-eight keys to happiness? |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2402 |
I left my tuning fork at basecamp |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
2403 |
I need to talk about our weekly lessons. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2404 |
Quite a journey. How long since the last tune-up? |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
2405 |
Dr. Beethoven I presume... |
1.2471 |
0.06675 |
85 |
72 |
5 |
8 |
2406 |
Long time, no "c". |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2407 |
I hate to complain about your music, but every time you play a pianissimo, I have to climb up here to hear you. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2408 |
I'll take it from here. "Unfinished" is not an option. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2409 |
You REALLY don't take requests?? |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2410 |
The tuner ran off with the sherpa. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2411 |
Do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2412 |
Do you mind keeping it down? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2413 |
Still having trouble with those high notes? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2414 |
I hate to introduce myself like this, but I'm from the village over there. You mind keeping the noise down in the mornings? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2415 |
Steinway or Yamaha? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2416 |
Oh good, I just used my last hammerklavier. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2417 |
So, you’re telling me that ‘free solo’ is not just climbing without ropes, but, in fact, an actual free solo? |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2418 |
That's what I call a solo. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2419 |
I've got one free hand. Do you want to hear it clapping? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2420 |
You really should try playing lower. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2421 |
You're just in time. Daniel's traveling tonight on a plane. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2422 |
I only play rock music. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2423 |
Funny, I thought I was hearing piano music because I was getting close to heaven. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2424 |
Colonel Von Trapp, how DO you solve a problem like Maria? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2425 |
Wow. your musical career has really plateaued. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2426 |
Whew! This is one Grand view! |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2427 |
My ex-girlfriend gave me a Groupon for beginner piano lessons...is that still valid? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2428 |
Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2429 |
I could use a whole rest right about now. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2430 |
You'll learn fast; it's less dense here. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2431 |
I'm the only one who signed up for the ultimate cross-fit? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2432 |
Before I ask for advice, please tell me you numbered the pages. |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2433 |
Welp, there truly ain't no mountain high enough. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2434 |
But all YOU had to remember was the key to open the lid on the keyboard |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
2435 |
You're the most qualified candidate available, so he'll ban nearby fracking if you'll take over the EPA. |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2436 |
I can't wait for drone delivery! |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2437 |
Would you play a few bars of "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2438 |
So, are lessons a two for one deal? |
1.2471 |
0.04706 |
85 |
64 |
21 |
0 |
2439 |
Do I look like a piano tuner? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2440 |
Nice shoes, how did you get them up here? |
1.2471 |
0.04995 |
85 |
65 |
19 |
1 |
2441 |
Heavenly music isn't real? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2442 |
Do you take requests? I'd like to end on a high note. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2443 |
Do you know if there is shelter up here?" "I'm not sure, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2444 |
You don’t really care for music, do ya? |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
2445 |
I’m with “Any God Forsaken Place on Earth Piano Tuners”. Now give me a chord in G minor while I sob uncontrollably. |
1.2471 |
0.05775 |
85 |
68 |
13 |
4 |
2446 |
Dad, if you would just consider getting the upright I think she would take you back |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2447 |
Oh, hey Bill. Why the long face, the altitude giving you treble? |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2448 |
The last mountain to scale is stage fright. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
2449 |
The neighborhood association sent me. You've really got to keep it down. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
2450 |
Let me guess, Siri took over your old job. |
1.2469 |
0.05701 |
81 |
64 |
14 |
3 |
2451 |
Next time you need your piano tuned call somebody else! |
1.2444 |
0.05074 |
90 |
70 |
18 |
2 |
2452 |
My wife is around the corner. Can you play 'She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain?' |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2453 |
Listen, I know we’re called Upstate Piano Tuning but this is ridiculous! |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2454 |
Can you play "Aint No Mountain High Enough" in D Major? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2455 |
I know you are taking a break from social media to finish your opus, but your high school friend, Sam, really wanted you to see his new lawn mower. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2456 |
Treble clef? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2457 |
Any chance you have the WiFi password? |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2458 |
I'm sorry. We have seven other requests before yours. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2459 |
This is the last batch of scores for your Unfinished Symphony, just FYI. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2460 |
The critics really slammed me after the last couple of avalanches. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2461 |
You're late. You missed my peak performance. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2462 |
Sorry buddy. I've already hit the highest note. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2463 |
Is this the famous Stein Way? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2464 |
Stuck? I've reached a plateau! |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2465 |
The rest of the orchestra is stuck in traffic. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2466 |
I've been waiting so long, anyway the acoustics are terrible. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2467 |
Debussy right now? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2468 |
Welcome to purgatory... |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2469 |
What -- you want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2470 |
Didn’t you get my note? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2471 |
Know any show tunes? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2472 |
Will you tune that damned middle-C already? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2473 |
Can you direct me to the Clavichord Class? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2474 |
Sorry, but Mohammad is two mountains over. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2475 |
Ok, how about Melancholy Baby? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2476 |
Speaking for the village down in the valley, please either stop plinking away after nine at night or take lessons. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2477 |
The key to life is 'G'. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2478 |
Oh no! Did I miss the overture again? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2479 |
Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2480 |
Never found the key? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2481 |
Do you have the time? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2482 |
This isn't what I envisioned my peak performance to be. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2483 |
Yeah, sorry.... the gurus down the way wondered if you could keep it down a bit? |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2484 |
What happened to the guy who used to yodel up here? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2485 |
'Climb Every Mountain' yet? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2486 |
I’m the piano tuner you called for. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2487 |
So I heard you need a piano tuner? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2488 |
And I thought going to see you in the Hamptons was a hassle. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2489 |
Don't ask ME to carry that damn thing down!!! |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2490 |
Melan...”(wheeze) “choly...” (wheeze) “baby...? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2491 |
Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "The tuna. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2492 |
Your middle C is a touch flat. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2493 |
Can I turn on, tune in and drop out with you? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2494 |
Now that you know the true meaning of a major scale, you may progress to playing one. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2495 |
I'm back. Still couldn't find any of our friends who would help move the piano. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2496 |
"I can see that you absolutely hold the keys to enlightenment! |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2497 |
The people down in the valley are asking you to ditch the serialism. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2498 |
Have I missed anything? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2499 |
I heard your work on the internet, and I just wanted to say I didn’t like it. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2500 |
Why not just name it “Unfinished”? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2501 |
I'm from the elevator company. We have a proposition. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2502 |
You’re telling me it’s unwise to overpack? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2503 |
Just as I tweeted, the view is simply grand. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2504 |
You're not Elton John! |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2505 |
What do you mean, it's not out of tune? |
1.2439 |
0.04771 |
82 |
62 |
20 |
0 |
2506 |
Dad requested I play "Far, Far Away." I sure showed him. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2507 |
I heard you do a wonderful rendition of "I'm a Believer." |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2508 |
When does the bar open? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2509 |
Honestly, some people will do anything for attention. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2510 |
When you said your music had hit a plateau, I was not expecting this. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2511 |
Do you know any other songs? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2512 |
A page-turning cliff-hanger. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2513 |
Climb EVERY mountain? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2514 |
Wow! Everything here really is Grand |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2515 |
It’s an easy scale. Tough taking it back down, though. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2516 |
I’m here for the piano lessons. |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2517 |
Is this the Tip Top lounge? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2518 |
You wouldn't happen to be a piano tuner, would you? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2519 |
Sorry Brian, the concert hall needs its piano back tomorrow. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2520 |
So, is it PEEanist or peeANNist? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2521 |
I am going to have my trail mix. Can you play a little light dinner music? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2522 |
So, you're telling me there's an app for this now? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2523 |
You here to tune? |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2524 |
God, we get it already! Anyone can pick up the piano at an advanced age. Now cut that racket out. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2525 |
You're 42 years late for your piano lesson, Jeffrey. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2526 |
Finely. The tuning fork has arrived. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2527 |
What is the meaning of Chopin's etudes? I thought you'd never come. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2528 |
How about a rendition of "Climb Every Mountain"? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2529 |
Is it 9 o'clock on a Saturday? |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2530 |
At least tell me you know how to play "We are the Champions" |
1.2439 |
0.05077 |
82 |
63 |
18 |
1 |
2531 |
Nope. Sorry. No bench. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2532 |
You look like the man who can tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2533 |
Chopsticks? Really? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2534 |
So the sound of one hand clapping just doesn’t cut it, does it? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2535 |
The donor wants to know whether he’ll get to hear his symphony in this world or the next? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2536 |
"Sure, I can play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"' |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2537 |
Did you say you could teach me to scale or two scales? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2538 |
Yup, I have my cello on my back. |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2539 |
Aw, no...what happened to the restaurant? I was just here last year! |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2540 |
Practice, practice, practice...and a flat rate moving company. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2541 |
I thought I would take music to new heights. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2542 |
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2543 |
Are you here for the rock concert? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2544 |
Would you believe I forgot my piano tuning equipment? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2545 |
Bill, I believe this is killing me. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2546 |
Is this the 'Sound of Music' auditions ? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2547 |
I do take requests, but I don't like that song. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2548 |
Would have been easier to catch me at the Garden. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2549 |
I'm on the top of the world, sitting on a rainbow- come on, play! |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
2550 |
Better to go Ford Every Stream ! |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2551 |
I don't do requests. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
2552 |
How 'bout Melancholy Baby? |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2553 |
If you came to me to put bread in my jar and ask what am I doing here, it is a long story. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2554 |
Excuse me, is this the Peak of Your Career? |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2555 |
Base Camp One is wondering if you could play a little quieter. |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2556 |
No you can't change the lyrics. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2557 |
Wait'll I tell the guys where I found you. What a night. |
1.2439 |
0.05639 |
82 |
65 |
14 |
3 |
2558 |
You better C sharp or you'll B flat! |
1.2439 |
0.05900 |
82 |
66 |
12 |
4 |
2559 |
Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
2560 |
Unless you have a candelabra in that backpack, you wasted your time. |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
2561 |
Is that really the way to Carnegie Hall? |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
2562 |
Finally! I've been waiting for a page turner for eighty-seven years. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2563 |
I'm sorry, I only know 'Chopsticks' |
1.2410 |
0.04723 |
83 |
63 |
20 |
0 |
2564 |
Suzuki? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2565 |
What sort of a duet? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2566 |
I heard you take requests. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2567 |
No one cares if it's unfinished. Just give me whatever you have of the symphony. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2568 |
If you can pay to move it, it’s yours for free. |
1.2410 |
0.06083 |
83 |
68 |
10 |
5 |
2569 |
How about a little Hoagy Carmichael? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2570 |
Did I miss it? |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
2571 |
That was fun! For the way down, would you play 'Night On Bald Mountain'? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2572 |
Try another mountain, this one's taken. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2573 |
Pack it in, pack it out, buddy. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2574 |
Leon! We've been looking everywhere for you! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2575 |
Please just stop playing “Wind Beneath My Wings!” |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2576 |
I've been duped. This isn't Bald Mountain. |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
2577 |
Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2578 |
So this is where the sounds of music come from!!! |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2579 |
Were the hills once alive with the sound of music? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2580 |
What is the meaning of B Flat? |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2581 |
Excuse me, but would you play "Ain't Misbehavin'?" |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
2582 |
Hey, cheer up! It's not the end of the world...is it? |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2583 |
You played it for her, now play it for me. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2584 |
Oh sorry, I thought this was the Yo-Yo Matterhorn |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2585 |
No, I’m not surprised. I’m used to scales. |
1.2410 |
0.05309 |
83 |
65 |
16 |
2 |
2586 |
I've been practicing for years and now you're telling me this isn't Carnegie Hall? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2587 |
Please! I am right underneath you . Could you please keep it down? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2588 |
So this is why people say it's easier to play the guitar. |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2589 |
The village people sent me to check if you know any other tunes...? |
1.2410 |
0.05024 |
83 |
64 |
18 |
1 |
2590 |
You don't happen to have a tuning fork? |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
2591 |
Herr Mahler? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2592 |
I forgot my tuning fork. |
1.2405 |
0.04839 |
79 |
60 |
19 |
0 |
2593 |
I have a ticket for the evening performance. |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
2594 |
Oh sorry, thought I heard a condor's mating call. |
1.2400 |
0.05955 |
75 |
60 |
12 |
3 |
2595 |
I'm here for the muse job you advertised in 1990. Just curious: the 'message in a bottle' thing--that's not how you mail out paychecks too, is it? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2596 |
Beautifully executed, but I was asking about the real edelweiss. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2597 |
I'm a sex tourist here to see the world's oldest, tallest... oh darn it. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2598 |
Am I too late for your piano solo? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2599 |
Don't you know anything besides "The Grand Canyon Suite" ? |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2600 |
Why'd you leave me stranded on a high note? |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
2601 |
So this is why they call it the Grand Canyon . . . |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
2602 |
You've risen to the highest stage. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2603 |
Was that you in the elevator? |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
2604 |
Am I too late for the matinee? |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2605 |
Just so we're clear—I won't take a personal check for tuning your piano. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2606 |
You call about a loose pedal? |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2607 |
You called for the piano tuner? |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
2608 |
Your Amazon Prime shipment of pens and paper have arrived. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2609 |
'Play something airy' |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2610 |
It strikes a chord. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2611 |
I told you, altitude will affect the tuning |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2612 |
You're on in 5,000 feet. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2613 |
Does the price include free delivery? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2614 |
I forgot to mention that we also need some tea and new recycling bin. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2615 |
Are you the piano tuner or the chiropractor? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2616 |
No wonder it's out of tune. It's drafty as hell up here. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2617 |
God??! Gosh darn, you're not done yet? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2618 |
You're the source of all those Barry Manilow jingles? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2619 |
They were out of almond milk |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2620 |
If you're taking requests, Mr. Joel, could you play "Piano Man"? |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2621 |
Sorry, standing room only. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2622 |
I would've been here to repair your piano sooner, but it wasn't as flat as I thought it'd be. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2623 |
I am your new agent. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2624 |
I didn’t think it would actually take you forty years! |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
2625 |
Oh wise one, answer me : will I ever score? |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2626 |
I don’t take requests. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2627 |
I heard there was a secret chord. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2628 |
‘Stairway to Heaven?’ Seriously? |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2629 |
Hmmmm.... no, We've had no gong meditations here for at least the last 30 years |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2630 |
Stuck on the intermesa? |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2631 |
The agency sent me to tune your guitar. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2632 |
I am here to tell you your warranty has expired and you’ll have to tune the piano yourself |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2633 |
My musical talents have peaked. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2634 |
Enough with the marches. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2635 |
God, it’s a little off pitch. |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2636 |
Sorry but I thought heaven would be way cooler than this |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
2637 |
The monks across the valley sent me to tune your piano. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2638 |
It's not an anoxic Fantasia, the hills ARE ALIVE! With the sound of music!! |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2639 |
I just can't keep coming up here to tune it up period. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2640 |
What?! Do I look like a piano tuner? No, I’m the barber. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2641 |
These hills are NOT alive with the sound of music. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2642 |
So the meaning of life is a toe-tapping medley of show tunes? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2643 |
Ok, I finished another scale when do the piano lessons begin? |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2644 |
Thank you, I'll be here all week. |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2645 |
No, I’m an art critic. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2646 |
Do you know ‘Stay Alive’ from ‘Hamilton’? |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2647 |
Can you play “ Somewhere over the rainbow”? |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2648 |
Excuse me, which way to the wind instruments? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2649 |
So, now i know why my Amazon Prime membership is gonna be hiked by $20 |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2650 |
That was a long solo! |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
2651 |
Oh damn, I think I forgot the tuning forks. |
1.2375 |
0.05965 |
80 |
65 |
11 |
4 |
2652 |
We're ready to leave Egypt whenever you are Moses. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2653 |
So I heard you offer lessons for free |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2654 |
I’m here for my lesson. And the meaning of Life. |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2655 |
This is not the fastest way to Carnegie Hall, I'm gathering. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2656 |
Would a little Stairway to Heaven been so hard? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
2657 |
If you want to play for an audience, the next mountain over has a restaurant. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2658 |
I heard you needed a page-turner. |
1.2375 |
0.05409 |
80 |
63 |
15 |
2 |
2659 |
Do you know, I've Got A Feeling I'm Falling ? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
2660 |
What is the meaning of leitmotif? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2661 |
I have your harmonica. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2662 |
Good acoustics |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2663 |
Is it intermission already? |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2664 |
Its easier to hit the high notes up here. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2665 |
Got anything besides rock music? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2666 |
Never fear. I'm here, your lyricist. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2667 |
Maestro, I think you've plateaued |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2668 |
You're booked for two weeks at a Holiday Inn in Alabama. It's not much, but it's a start. Now let's go get you a suit. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2669 |
I'm an attorney with ASCAP, we're filing for infringement. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2670 |
This tuning's going to cost you extra. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2671 |
"The Meaning Of Life"? Not sure I know that one. Could you hum a few bars? |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2672 |
Do you know “Edelweiss”? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2673 |
I hope you have a pencil. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2674 |
Yeah man, keep going. You probably don't want to hear what's going on here. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2675 |
So your telling me these hills are not alive ? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2676 |
It's George from Alpine Piano Service, sir. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2677 |
If I did play requests, the song"Ain't no mountain high enough," would not be one of them. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2678 |
Is it finished? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2679 |
Nope, you can still play like no one is listening. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
You must be the tuner. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2681 |
If you play "My Way," I'm leaving. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2682 |
How much longer are you gonna sulk up here, Elton? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2683 |
Don't even try to tell me your pack is heavy. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2684 |
Wisdom? Never choose the cut-rate mover. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2685 |
"May I request Jackie Wilson's 'Higher and Higher'? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2686 |
Okay, "Life is like a piano." Now tell me something I don't know. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2687 |
Practice! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2688 |
Amadeus? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2689 |
What is the meaning of riff? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2690 |
I'm following the "Stein - Way... |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2691 |
I don't like that song either. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2692 |
Guru, I don't care if they are the keys to life, this is your last free re-tune. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2693 |
Heart and Soul...? No, but I have memorized all the lyrics to Hamilton. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2694 |
They say he's spent a lifetime searching for harmony |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2695 |
I thought this was the rooftop dining palace |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2696 |
This mountain ain't high enough. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2697 |
Sorry, but I think you scaled the wrong flat-teau. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
2698 |
Sorry, I'm a seeker, not a tuner. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2699 |
I appreciate the struggling artist thing, but I’ve got a Boy Scout troupe with tents. |
1.2338 |
0.06102 |
77 |
63 |
10 |
4 |
2700 |
Can you keep it down? Don't make us call the cops. |
1.2338 |
0.05816 |
77 |
62 |
12 |
3 |
2701 |
I've heard you only play the hugh notes |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2702 |
Dad!? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2703 |
My next piece will be "Climb Every Mountain." |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2704 |
No, but if you hum a few bars... |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2705 |
Mr. Piano Man, I presume? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2706 |
Could you play just a little quieter? |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2707 |
Can you play that one song? You know, the one that goes like duh duh duh bah duh bah duh duh? |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2708 |
Have you tried “B natural”? |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2709 |
Night on Bald Mountain? Could you hum a few bars? |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2710 |
Sorry, I don't know 'Can You Tell Me the Secret to True Happiness'. Could you hum a few bars? |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2711 |
They want to know if you can play something besides gospel? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2712 |
There's more scaling? |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2713 |
Wow, this is grand! |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2714 |
B Flat is sticking again. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2715 |
Do you play requests? |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2716 |
Are you taking requests? |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2717 |
‘I just hope this will end on a happy note!’ |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2718 |
Only a backpack? Pussy. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
2719 |
Is this a plateau?” “No, it’s pronounced pi-an-o. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2720 |
I was wondering if you could play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" for my wife... |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
2721 |
I climbed all the way up here for a life lesson, not a piano lesson! |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2722 |
Don't tell me -- you were expecting the hills to be alive with the sound of music. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2723 |
hi... I am the piano tuner... sorry to keep you waiting... |
1.2308 |
0.04801 |
78 |
60 |
18 |
0 |
2724 |
I don't know "Climb every mountain." |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2725 |
My Uber's waiting, so make it quick. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2726 |
Play 'Misty" for me. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2727 |
I bring apologies from the piano tuner. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2728 |
Timmy, you're late for your lesson |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2729 |
You sent for a tuner? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2730 |
Play it again, Sherpa. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2731 |
Time for you to come on home, Alice. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2732 |
If you were my real friend, you would help me move this giant piano. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2733 |
How about ‘I’ve Got Friends in Low Places’? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2734 |
Huh...God plays on a Black piano.. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2735 |
I thought the Mountain King lived in a hall? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2736 |
Can we do a one hour lesson every two weeks instead of 30 minutes weekly? |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2737 |
I’m searching for the key to my life... |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2738 |
I thought for sure I got the address wrong for the free tuning. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2739 |
I am your 3:00 lesson. Sorry I am a little late. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2740 |
Finally. I can only make love to my tonic and gin so many times. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2741 |
No wonder lessons are only 2 bucks an hour. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2742 |
Who told you I take requests? |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2743 |
Seven thousand feet and that's your request? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2744 |
You called for a lyricist? |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
2745 |
This requiem is sure to kill me. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2746 |
Damn! I knew I should have brought sheet music. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2747 |
But the ad said today! |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2748 |
Can you play Piano Man? |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2749 |
Yes, I’m the @realPianoMan ! |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2750 |
Gimme a song, you're the piano man. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2751 |
Very good. Now, take it from the top. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2752 |
Your agent's on the phone... |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2753 |
Nice try, but it’s not Nirvana. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2754 |
So that's why they're called the Grand Tetons! |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2755 |
It's completely out of tune up here. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
2756 |
No, but if you sing a few lines I can fake it. |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2757 |
At last, the Seventh Sonata. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2758 |
I came up the Steinway |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
2759 |
- Hi Dude. K2 ? - Nope, K 466. |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2760 |
Of all the gin joints and mountaintops . . . |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
2761 |
No, I didn't bring a tuning fork. |
1.2308 |
0.05137 |
78 |
61 |
16 |
1 |
2762 |
Are you really saying that the show ended just five minutes ago? |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |