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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 No, I said to play with more attitude. 1.8817 0.01352 3509 1357 1210 942
1 Your lesson was yesterday. 1.8788 0.01169 4712 1836 1611 1265
2 The Zen Way is on the next mountain. This is the Steinway. 1.8706 0.01181 4769 1933 1520 1316
3 I know you didn't send for a tuner. The people down in the valley did. 1.8630 0.01221 4415 1796 1428 1191
4 The public is saying your latest work is inaccessible. 1.8536 0.01103 4971 1920 1859 1192
5 Everyone wants the secret of life. No one asks how the hell I got this baby up here. 1.8527 0.01309 3692 1480 1276 936
6 The Craigslist ad said it's free if I pick it up myself...? 1.8429 0.01144 4671 1853 1699 1119
7 Finally, a request. 1.8291 0.01629 2282 919 834 529
8 I'm moving all of my music to the cloud. 1.8254 0.01181 4490 1866 1542 1082
9 To be honest with you, we regret both the promise of free delivery and the promise of lifetime tunings. 1.8000 0.01194 4340 1863 1482 995
10 The meaning of life? No I don't know it, but maybe if you hum a few bars... 1.7944 0.01661 2335 1041 733 561
11 Is this the Steinway to Heaven? 1.7911 0.01271 3974 1776 1252 946
12 Well that was a major scale! 1.7906 0.01620 2297 983 812 502
13 You find out who your real friends are when you ask them to help you move. 1.7855 0.01400 2984 1261 1102 621
14 Franz, just call it "Unfinished" and come down. 1.7793 0.01304 3525 1531 1241 753
15 With a helicopter. You've got two questions left. 1.7779 0.01261 3823 1680 1312 831
16 Sorry to tell you this; the divorce is now final, and she got the piano. 1.7735 0.01346 3501 1596 1102 803
17 I know you're discouraged by the turnout, but I think it's the venue. 1.7726 0.01203 3901 1646 1496 759
18 Am I late for my lesson? 1.7712 0.04054 424 207 107 110
19 I guess if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.7698 0.01287 3614 1594 1258 762
20 There've been complaints about the hills being alive with the sound of music. 1.7585 0.01267 3748 1689 1275 784
21 I see that no one but you plays at this level. 1.7562 0.01232 3761 1643 1392 726
22 How 'bout this time I show you how to tune the piano yourself? 1.7522 0.01419 2837 1249 1042 546
23 Big deal! Try it with a piano on your back. 1.7505 0.01298 3732 1754 1155 823
24 I play best when I'm high. 1.7214 0.01507 2631 1254 856 521
25 This is Enrichment. Enlightenment is the next ledge up. 1.7178 0.01477 2658 1251 906 501
26 Yup, no kidding, I just said, “Alexa, find live music nearby.” 1.7111 0.01357 3216 1550 1045 621
27 It would help if you composed a bridge. 1.7087 0.01819 1751 836 589 326
28 And this is where my musical career plateaued. 1.7055 0.01727 1827 846 673 308
29 I've been sent to ask you if you know any other songs besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough?" 1.7031 0.01854 1711 832 555 324
30 I was hoping to end this climb on a high note. 1.7020 0.02251 1047 480 399 168
31 Your wife says she can still hear it. 1.7013 0.01349 3264 1602 1035 627
32 I'm from the next mountain. Would you mind keeping it down after 10:00 PM? 1.6974 0.01867 1606 766 560 280
33 Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." 1.6942 0.01551 2482 1236 769 477
34 Life is hard my son, Rachmaninoff is harder. 1.6903 0.01525 2444 1190 821 433
35 It's free, but you have to move it. 1.6725 0.01522 2440 1220 799 421
36 No, this is piano camp, base camp is further up. 1.6714 0.01577 2273 1138 744 391
37 Seriously, a two-drink minimum? 1.6646 0.01586 2230 1125 728 377
38 We're putting the band back together! 1.6537 0.01423 2804 1449 877 478
39 Practice? That's it .... Practice? 1.6417 0.01958 1468 770 454 244
40 I'm afraid this will be my last lesson. I've found a teacher closer to home. 1.6354 0.01446 2608 1360 839 409
41 I’m the viola, any sign of the other three? 1.6339 0.02028 1292 666 433 193
42 It's true—the aria is thinner up here. 1.6296 0.01893 1547 821 478 248
43 Yesterday? I thought my lesson was today! 1.6236 0.02425 914 482 294 138
44 You're a good friend Gary. No one else bothered to show up for my recital. 1.6222 0.01569 2157 1134 704 319
45 What do you mean, 'sold out'? 1.6200 0.01571 2121 1111 705 305
46 What do you mean my lesson was cancelled? 1.6198 0.01583 2125 1123 687 315
47 Mom says just to call it “Unfinished” and come home for dinner. 1.6175 0.01794 1707 920 520 267
48 The meaning of life? What key is it in? 1.6169 0.01676 1981 1076 588 317
49 I hope you have a good excuse. Your lesson was supposed to start 15 minutes ago. 1.6143 0.01876 1483 783 489 211
50 On behalf of the entire valley, please stop practicing that song. 1.6110 0.01759 1774 966 532 276
51 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I'll try to play it. 1.6078 0.01968 1392 755 428 209
52 Sam, I found you at last. Play it again. 1.6045 0.02222 1153 646 317 190
53 The neighbors want me to ask you to keep it down. 1.6018 0.01862 1537 837 475 225
54 Mom always told me you'd just gone to the store for cigarettes. 1.6002 0.02473 863 469 270 124
55 Sorry, my set just ended, but I play here every Thursday from 5 to 9. 1.5985 0.01910 1452 793 449 210
56 May I change to monthly rather than weekly lessons? 1.5984 0.01829 1519 813 503 203
57 Peak performance can mean something different to everybody. 1.5981 0.01983 1341 731 418 192
58 No, no, no. I'm the Dalai Yamaha. The Dalai Lama is the next cliff up. 1.5950 0.01947 1432 796 420 216
59 I came as soon as I heard you were in treble. 1.5908 0.02062 1300 734 364 202
60 I don’t know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I’ll fake it. 1.5905 0.02034 1353 769 369 215
61 You canceled my lesson!? 1.5875 0.02044 1285 719 377 189
62 Hi, I'm from Switzerland's Got Talent. 1.5869 0.02150 1225 704 323 198
63 The folks at base camp wonder if you could keep it down a little. 1.5852 0.02058 1215 669 381 165
64 What do you mean you're not taking requests? 1.5808 0.02094 1164 643 366 155
65 You didn't, by any chance, bring up some music with you, did you? 1.5804 0.02102 1163 645 361 157
66 Sorry, but your lesson was yesterday. 1.5781 0.02167 1121 631 332 158
67 Well that was a hard scale. 1.5728 0.02205 1044 583 324 137
68 Grandma says she'll take you back on the condition you take lessons and a shower. 1.5706 0.02292 1020 586 286 148
69 We lost violins to the crevasse, cellos to the avalanche, but the woodwinds are right behind me. 1.5706 0.02253 992 554 310 128
70 Don’t just sit there throw me a chord 1.5694 0.02360 987 575 262 150
71 This clef was more treble than I thought. 1.5689 0.02371 1002 591 252 159
72 Dad, this is NOT what I meant when I suggested that you store your music in the cloud! 1.5676 0.02309 976 556 286 134
73 For all that is holy, please say you are the piano tuner... 1.5668 0.02686 734 422 208 104
74 This is the last time I'm tuning this thing! 1.5662 0.02336 952 543 279 130
75 I'm here to talk about your student loans. 1.5652 0.02500 913 545 220 148
76 Oh, so you're the one keeping the hills alive? 1.5622 0.02360 909 516 275 118
77 Can we possibly do the next lesson at MY house? 1.5613 0.02379 889 504 271 114
78 That's it? The key to all existence is B? 1.5612 0.02449 866 498 250 118
79 What service elevator? 1.5608 0.02363 897 508 275 114
80 If you're shocked about Reagan, you'll never believe who's President now. 1.5605 0.02684 785 470 190 125
81 Oh, I have a little free time. Not many seek wisdom anymore. 1.5579 0.02443 864 498 250 116
82 What's the key to life? 1.5577 0.02466 841 483 247 111
83 Does it look like I know the way to San Jose? 1.5563 0.02657 782 466 197 119
84 I never intended to to make my music accessible. 1.5561 0.02529 793 455 235 103
85 I’m sorry but I’m not taking any new students. 1.5541 0.02554 823 486 218 119
86 Welcome to heaven, son. Yeah, most people are disappointed. 1.5530 0.02532 792 457 232 103
87 Ok now, from the top. 1.5525 0.02529 809 471 229 109
88 Cliff’s Notes. 1.5514 0.02568 798 469 218 111
89 Mom says you can stop practicing now. 1.5511 0.02537 793 460 229 104
90 "You know, 'performing at new heights' is generally taken metaphorically. 1.5508 0.02485 788 448 246 94
91 I know I told you that you were capable of playing at a much higher level, but this isn't what I meant. 1.5489 0.02564 756 435 227 94
92 Stairway to Heaven? Two hills over. 1.5462 0.02636 747 440 206 101
93 I don't know The Meaning of Life, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play along. 1.5462 0.02649 747 442 202 103
94 Wow, so it really is lonely at the top. 1.5461 0.02589 749 435 219 95
95 The first lesson is free. 1.5435 0.02756 690 410 185 95
96 Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.5425 0.02699 717 426 193 98
97 Yeah, the site is breathtaking, but the acoustics are crap. 1.5424 0.02721 684 401 195 88
98 They didn’t literally mean “Go play it on the mountain” 1.5416 0.02700 709 420 194 95
99 Anything but "Climb Every Mountain." 1.5396 0.02681 695 407 201 87
100 It's my way or the Steinway 1.5391 0.02696 690 405 198 87
101 Keep climbing if you want to hear the harps. 1.5372 0.02824 659 396 172 91
102 Just passing on a message from the village below. They want to know if you can play ANYTHING other than 'The Hills are Alive', anything at all? 1.5360 0.02745 666 393 189 84
103 Is the flood over ?? 1.5345 0.02802 666 401 174 91
104 The recital was yesterday. 1.5342 0.02740 657 386 191 80
105 No, I'm not a guru. I was banished from civilized society because I composed "Chopsticks." 1.5340 0.02960 603 365 154 84
106 Seriously, you should learn to tune your own piano. 1.5336 0.02783 654 389 181 84
107 Your lesson was an hour ago. 1.5327 0.02744 642 375 192 75
108 Which one is the key to happiness? 1.5323 0.02775 635 373 186 76
109 I see your career has plateaued. 1.5310 0.02759 629 367 190 72
110 No, I’ve just come by to tell you I’ve found a new teacher on 46th Street. 1.5308 0.02782 633 373 184 76
111 Now, THAT'S what I call a major scale! 1.5302 0.03064 579 357 137 85
112 When they said my concert ticket was in the nosebleed section, they weren't kidding. 1.5295 0.02728 627 363 196 68
113 It's worth it for the acoustics. 1.5285 0.02803 613 360 182 71
114 There's a cover charge? 1.5285 0.02924 613 373 156 84
115 Not to be a bother, but would you mind keeping it down? 1.5284 0.02761 617 359 190 68
116 Ya know, Dad, when you said 'mid-life crisis', I was kinda hoping you meant we were getting a sports car. 1.5280 0.02931 572 339 164 69
117 Oh good, my page turner is here. Did you bring a chair? 1.5279 0.02851 610 363 172 75
118 Your ticket is for next week’s performance 1.5269 0.02888 613 370 163 80
119 Well, the tuning is only $90, the other $910 is a inconvenience surcharge. 1.5234 0.02709 577 325 202 50
120 The villagers want you to stop playing Stairway to Heaven. 1.5226 0.02988 576 351 149 76
121 No, it was here when I arrived. 1.5225 0.02899 578 344 166 68
122 So this is where you’ve been Haydn. 1.5225 0.02970 578 351 152 75
123 They didn't say it was a piano - I'll have to bring another guy. 1.5218 0.03000 573 350 147 76
124 Excuse me, would you mind completing a short survey regarding your piano delivery experience? 1.5197 0.03040 558 342 142 74
125 Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? 1.5189 0.02933 555 330 162 63
126 I'll be right back. I left my tools in the truck. 1.5182 0.02987 550 331 153 66
127 I'd like to hear that once more, from the top. 1.5181 0.02959 554 332 157 65
128 Wait. I could have used the freight elevator? 1.5173 0.03089 549 340 134 75
129 My fee for tuning your piano is $75, with travel expenses your bill should about $8,000. 1.5166 0.02928 542 320 164 58
130 You haven't made a payment in three months, I'm sorry my boss says I have to take it back. 1.5164 0.02961 548 328 157 63
131 Ticket? 1.5158 0.03063 537 328 141 68
132 Well, hello Dalai. 1.5158 0.03133 539 336 128 75
133 I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. 1.5150 0.02992 532 318 154 60
134 Yes, I know the meaning of life, and it goes something like this.... 1.5141 0.02952 533 316 160 57
135 And you're complaining about a backpack? 1.5116 0.03036 516 310 148 58
136 You wouldn't happen to know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain', do you? 1.5115 0.03010 522 313 151 58
137 Next time let's practice at my place. 1.5099 0.03156 506 312 130 64
138 You're in luck. I carried a tune. 1.5099 0.03143 506 311 132 63
139 I don't think this is what they meant when they said, 'be more like Monk.' 1.5099 0.03029 506 302 150 54
140 So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.5098 0.02994 508 301 155 52
141 These are the Ivory Gates. The Pearly Gates are a little higher. 1.5090 0.03154 501 308 131 62
142 'How did I get it here? I ordered it on Amazon.' 1.5089 0.03094 503 305 140 58
143 No, I don't have any rope, but I can give you a chord. 1.5086 0.03219 466 283 129 54
144 So that's what you meant about ending your career on a high note. 1.5081 0.03065 492 294 146 52
145 I knew you said you were playing Off-Broadway, but this is ridiculous. 1.5081 0.03113 496 301 138 57
146 Hey, thanks for filling in. 1.5061 0.03084 488 293 143 52
147 It's lonely at the top, kid. 1.5052 0.03098 485 292 141 52
148 I'm the drummer. The string section didn't make it. 1.5052 0.03028 485 287 151 47
149 It's STILL unfinished?? 1.5051 0.03102 487 294 140 53
150 Finally, the old man and the C. 1.5042 0.03159 478 291 133 54
151 It looked brown in your Craigslist ad. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass. 1.5022 0.03229 464 285 125 54
152 I don't know "The Meaning Of Life" but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.5011 0.03259 461 285 121 55
153 Mr. Steinway, I presume? 1.5000 0.03293 460 287 116 57
154 Don't matter where you came from...I don't do requests. 1.5000 0.03080 458 271 145 42
155 Why, yes, I did pack a candelabra. 1.5000 0.03033 458 268 151 39
156 I was looking for the fool on the hill but I'm pretty sure you'll do. 1.4989 0.03324 457 287 112 58
157 How did I get up here? Practice, practice, practice 1.4989 0.03335 455 286 111 58
158 I'll tune it here, once, but after this, you gotta bring it to the shop. 1.4978 0.03381 452 287 105 60
159 When you said you ‘made it to the top’, I thought you meant ‘the charts’ 1.4978 0.03280 446 275 120 51
160 Your audition has been moved to next week. 1.4967 0.03171 449 271 133 45
161 Wow! Made it! Saw the ad... piano still for sale? 1.4967 0.03294 449 279 117 53
162 The piano tuning is complimentary, but the house call is ten thousand dollars. 1.4966 0.03285 445 275 119 51
163 You're seeing me at my peak. 1.4955 0.03286 442 273 119 50
164 I’ll be right back with the bench. 1.4955 0.03344 440 275 112 53
165 Piano tuner??? I’m a locksmith. They said you were having a problem with a Key!!! 1.4920 0.03223 439 268 126 45
166 I have kind of bad news about the orchestra. 1.4918 0.03187 427 256 132 39
167 Sorry, I thought they said someone was decomposing up here. 1.4918 0.03432 425 269 103 53
168 I see why the guide called this a major scale. 1.4918 0.03249 425 258 125 42
169 They want to know if you can keep it down 1.4905 0.03413 420 264 106 50
170 Sorry. Your ticket is for the Thursday evening performance. 1.4892 0.03560 415 269 89 57
171 Stupid GPS! I'm looking for the Grand Canyon not the Grand Piano! 1.4878 0.03440 410 258 104 48
172 Tell me, how is it true that one cannot be both upright and grand? 1.4867 0.03438 413 261 103 49
173 Finally...someone can help me turn the pages! 1.4865 0.03352 407 251 114 42
174 Do you know anything besides "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.4865 0.03424 407 255 106 46
175 Stairway to heaven. Really? 1.4865 0.03441 407 256 104 47
176 Just wanted to let you know, that should be an F sharp. 1.4865 0.03388 407 253 110 44
177 No, Carnegie Hall is in New York. This is Carnegie Hill. 1.4862 0.03345 399 244 116 39
178 What do you mean it's sold out? 1.4851 0.03491 402 255 99 48
179 I've learned that great acoustics aren''t the only consideration when choosing a venue. 1.4850 0.03126 400 234 138 28
180 The bass player's stuck in a crevice. Can you vamp for a while? 1.4835 0.03292 395 239 121 35
181 I'll tune it but I won't move it. 1.4821 0.03501 392 248 99 45
182 I can't work with these interruptions. 1.4820 0.03509 388 245 99 44
183 You the guy who ordered the tux? 1.4820 0.03603 388 250 89 49
184 My lesson is today, right? 1.4813 0.03422 374 229 110 35
185 Your playing has plateaued. 1.4803 0.03377 381 233 113 35
186 Was that Stairway to Heaven? 1.4789 0.03582 380 243 92 45
187 You scale your way, I'll scale mine. 1.4788 0.03616 378 243 89 46
188 Sounds like your creativity has plateaued 1.4788 0.03538 378 239 97 42
189 Welcome, you're the first. It's open seating. 1.4777 0.03335 381 232 116 33
190 Ok, once more from the top. 1.4772 0.03691 373 243 82 48
191 10,000 feet and all you’ve got is ‘Chopsticks’? 1.4772 0.03552 373 236 96 41
192 I climbed to the top of Everest for piano lessons? (submittd by Wes, age 8) 1.4771 0.03334 371 224 117 30
193 You're on in five, sir. 1.4761 0.03490 376 236 101 39
194 Nope, I don't play either. 1.4758 0.03497 372 233 101 38
195 Mom says she can still hear you. 1.4755 0.03689 368 239 83 46
196 Steinway, I presume. 1.4755 0.03608 368 235 91 42
197 Could I have just a moment of your time today to chat about the amazing Book of Mormon? 1.4755 0.03608 368 235 91 42
198 You gotta make that last payment. I REALLY don’t want to repo this baby! 1.4754 0.03622 366 234 90 42
199 I thought I heard 'Stairway To Heaven'. 1.4754 0.03602 366 233 92 41
200 The administration ran out of nominees. We want you to head the VA. 1.4751 0.04038 341 231 58 52
201 Mom says dinner is ready. 1.4734 0.03559 357 224 97 36
202 Do I know The meaning of life? Hum the first few bars and I'll pick it up 1.4722 0.03791 360 238 74 48
203 Next time can we rehearse at my home? 1.4721 0.03609 341 213 95 33
204 You look like you could use some accompaniment. 1.4708 0.03478 359 223 103 33
205 What a relief! Everyone assumed you were de-composing. 1.4708 0.03716 359 234 81 44
206 The meaning of life? It goes a little something like this... 1.4708 0.03433 359 221 107 31
207 I can play your request, but only once you have freed yourself from the desire to hear it. 1.4703 0.03698 353 228 84 41
208 Practice doesn't always get you to Carnegie Hall, my son. 1.4684 0.03509 348 216 101 31
209 It’s hard, ya know...I really feel like I’ve hit a plateau here. 1.4682 0.03663 346 221 88 37
210 Enlightenment wasn't paying the bills, so I also write jingles. 1.4682 0.03686 346 222 86 38
211 Can you tune a piano? 1.4680 0.03585 344 216 95 33
212 Don't worry, I'll have you tuned up in time. The audience is at least two hours behind me. 1.4670 0.03257 349 207 121 21
213 Do you know "Rocky Mountain High"? 1.4670 0.03707 349 226 83 40
214 I ‘m the yodeler, your opening act 1.4669 0.03677 347 223 86 38
215 I'm your neighbor from the plateau 2,000 feet below... Do you think you could keep it down? 1.4665 0.03616 343 217 92 34
216 Sorry for you trouble. maestro, but the yodelers would rather sing a cappella, after all. 1.4663 0.03631 341 216 91 34
217 Your playing has hit a plateau. 1.4663 0.03559 341 213 97 31
218 Critics are saying you've plateaued. 1.4661 0.03500 339 209 102 28
219 Let's take it from the top 1.4659 0.03438 337 205 107 25
220 Were you the one playing “Climb Every Mountain?” 1.4659 0.03734 337 217 83 37
221 My wife actually wants the piano in the living room, after all. 1.4657 0.03629 335 211 92 32
222 Play that one about coming round the mountain 1.4641 0.03829 334 219 75 40
223 I hear you’ve reached a creative plateau. 1.4634 0.03581 328 204 96 28
224 It's $25 for the pedal, and $2500 for shipping and handling. 1.4622 0.03506 331 204 101 26
225 The problem is, you're playing too high. 1.4622 0.03609 331 208 93 30
226 Really? The Hokie Pokie is what it's all about? 1.4622 0.03782 331 215 79 37
227 I have to cancel next Thursday’s lesson. 1.4620 0.03625 329 207 92 30
228 I hope you brought some new music. 1.4618 0.03588 327 204 95 28
229 Masterpiece or not! This is the last time I go for more paper. 1.4615 0.03708 325 207 86 32
230 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.4615 0.03682 325 206 88 31
231 What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? 1.4615 0.03809 325 211 78 36
232 That's what I call a major scale. 1.4615 0.03682 325 206 88 31
233 Please tell me you're the piano tuner. 1.4604 0.03758 328 212 81 35
234 I hope you're the piano tuner. 1.4596 0.03546 322 199 98 25
235 The people down below want you to stop playing 'Free Falling' 1.4596 0.03706 322 205 86 31
236 I don't know "what's the meaning of life", can you hum a few bars? 1.4594 0.03775 320 206 81 33
237 I climb all the way up here and you go on break? 1.4591 0.03659 318 200 90 28
238 I'm the repo guy. Please tell me you have the balance owed. 1.4591 0.03870 318 208 74 36
239 Would you mind keeping it down? 1.4574 0.03800 317 205 79 33
240 Now that I’ve reached my peak, I just don’t feel like playing anymore” 1.4572 0.03863 304 196 77 31
241 Maestro! The conductor said take it FROM the top! 1.4551 0.03680 312 197 88 27
242 I'm from the mountain top next door. Could you please keep it down. 1.4551 0.03790 312 201 80 31
243 They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" 1.4551 0.03763 312 200 82 30
244 You know everyone stopped listening right? 1.4551 0.03623 312 195 92 25
245 I'm here to collect royalties for the copyrighted music you've been playing. 1.4551 0.04002 312 209 64 39
246 No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " 1.4548 0.03969 310 206 67 37
247 Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.4548 0.03862 310 202 75 33
248 I'm not taking anymore requests. We're about to close. 1.4533 0.03841 300 193 78 29
249 You the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.4533 0.03870 300 194 76 30
250 What do you mean you found someone else to tune the piano? 1.4533 0.03632 300 186 92 22
251 Of all the piano joints in all the towns in all the world, you had to climb into mine. 1.4521 0.03515 303 185 99 19
252 They heard you in the valley and decided to send a piano tuner. 1.4521 0.03898 303 198 73 32
253 I understand somebody called for a piano tuner. 1.4515 0.03791 299 191 81 27
254 I'm here with the price quote from Acme movers. Are you sitting down..? 1.4515 0.03701 299 188 87 24
255 Don't feel bad, every pianist eventually plateaus. 1.4515 0.03820 299 192 79 28
256 Hello. Amazon Prime delivering your new piano strings. 1.4493 0.03935 296 194 71 31
257 I'm here to compose myself. 1.4493 0.03847 296 191 77 28
258 They were right - this climb does end on a high note. 1.4476 0.04095 286 191 62 33
259 Can you take it from the top? 1.4467 0.04130 291 197 58 36
260 No, it's a great song. But I have some bad news about Sinatra. 1.4467 0.03984 291 192 68 31
261 Great! Now, can you turn the pages for me? 1.4464 0.03913 289 188 73 28
262 I'm just a sad guy at the piano, the wisdom guy is two mountains over. 1.4464 0.03756 289 183 83 23
263 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4460 0.03901 287 186 74 27
264 So tell me -- what is the key to happiness? 1.4460 0.03709 287 180 86 21
265 I can't keep doing this. Just title it 'The Unfinished Symphony' and come on down. 1.4456 0.04105 285 191 61 33
266 No, this is Grand Piano. Grand Teton is over there! 1.4456 0.03983 285 187 69 29
267 Well, ordinarily I recommend getting it tuned every year, but let's not let perfect be the enemy of good. 1.4444 0.03915 279 180 74 25
268 I was hoping for angels and harps. 1.4437 0.03667 284 177 88 19
269 So this is why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.4437 0.03768 284 180 82 22
270 Don't be discouraged: Scales are difficult. 1.4436 0.03980 266 171 72 23
271 Was I playing too loud? 1.4429 0.03880 289 188 74 27
272 Wow, it’s amazing how hard it is to find live music these days! 1.4429 0.03937 280 182 72 26
273 "Johann, come Bach!' 1.4424 0.04054 278 184 65 29
274 Dinner's ready 1.4424 0.04149 278 187 59 32
275 O.K. Where do you want it moved to? 1.4415 0.04060 265 173 67 25
276 Whadd'ya mean you're past your peak? This is simply a plateau. 1.4409 0.03979 279 183 69 27
277 I requested a page turner, not a cliffhanger 1.4404 0.04374 277 194 44 39
278 I wanted this brought down with the 2 tablets. 1.4398 0.04049 266 174 67 25
279 Can you play Stairway to Heaven? 1.4396 0.04074 273 181 64 28
280 Mom says you can stop lessons if you just come home. 1.4396 0.03974 273 178 70 25
281 Please stop playing, “Climb every mountain”. 1.4396 0.04236 273 186 54 33
282 I don't mind going out of my way to support the arts. 1.4396 0.03940 273 177 72 24
283 Let what be? 1.4391 0.03994 271 177 69 25
284 The guy on the next mountain over says you're interfering with his meditation. 1.4388 0.04020 278 184 66 28
285 Next time band practice is at my house... 1.4382 0.04174 267 179 59 29
286 The couple in K-2 say to keep it down. 1.4377 0.04197 265 178 58 29
287 Can you keep it down please? We're trying to sleep in Base Camp. 1.4377 0.03915 265 170 74 21
288 Keep practicing and I'll see you next week. 1.4377 0.03766 265 166 82 17
289 Did you bring the piano bench? 1.4375 0.04182 272 184 57 31
290 The key to life is B-natural. 1.4375 0.03914 272 176 73 23
291 I've plateaued, son. 1.4370 0.04004 270 177 68 25
292 So you're a soloist? 1.4370 0.03934 270 175 72 23
293 The bad news is that the tuba player won't make it 1.4370 0.03969 270 176 70 24
294 I fear my musical career has reached a plateau. 1.4370 0.03828 270 172 78 20
295 Let''s try that scale again. 1.4368 0.03993 261 169 70 22
296 Didn't there used to be a restaurant up here? 1.4366 0.03661 268 166 87 15
297 Sorry, I'm not feeling well today and have to cancel your lesson. 1.4366 0.03955 268 174 71 23
298 Yes but are you THE Piano Man? 1.4356 0.04241 264 179 55 30
299 Nice scale, now try it descending. 1.4353 0.04096 255 167 65 23
300 Can we count on your donation to the alumni association? 1.4346 0.04148 260 173 61 26
301 Darn. This used to be a great little Italian restaurant. 1.4343 0.04256 251 168 57 26
302 Our climbing team wants you to know we're getting tired of "Rocky Mountain High". 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
303 The moving company says no. 1.4337 0.04466 249 172 46 31
304 I thought I heard someone playing "The Fool on the Hill." 1.4337 0.04243 249 166 58 25
305 It's free if you can haul it away. 1.4336 0.04046 256 167 67 22
306 There was no piano on the other mountain top. Apparently it was an echo. 1.4335 0.04148 263 176 60 27
307 "Can you tell me the meaning of Philip Glass's music? 1.4335 0.04113 263 175 62 26
308 Please tell me you're the tuner. 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
309 We can get it down but I'm not sure it will go in the van 1.4328 0.03881 268 173 74 21
310 Is this a bad time? 1.4324 0.03860 259 165 76 18
311 Haven't had a crowd this big in years 1.4324 0.04230 259 175 56 28
312 Thank God you're here; I need you to turn the page. 1.4314 0.04169 255 170 60 25
313 Please don't tell me you forgot the bench. 1.4314 0.04094 255 168 64 23
314 No Grandpa, this is NOT how you save music to the cloud! 1.4314 0.04205 255 171 58 26
315 So the key to happiness is the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift? 1.4308 0.04217 260 176 56 28
316 Telegram from Juilliard Admission — I’m afraid it’s bad news... 1.4298 0.04249 242 161 58 23
317 I’ve peaked. 1.4297 0.04119 256 170 62 24
318 If I fall, I'd like to go out on a high note. 1.4291 0.04027 254 166 67 21
319 Mom says it's time for dinner 1.4291 0.04253 254 172 55 27
320 Sounds like you've peaked. 1.4286 0.04165 252 168 60 24
321 All I’m saying is the Craigslist photos made it look like real mahogany. 1.4280 0.04408 236 160 51 25
322 "I couldn't wait any longer. I tuned it myself". 1.4280 0.04242 236 156 59 21
323 You the guy who ordered the panini tuna 1.4274 0.04289 248 168 54 26
324 Ain't no mountain high enough, really? 1.4274 0.04094 248 163 64 21
325 Can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.4274 0.04134 248 164 62 22
326 Sorry, no requests. 1.4274 0.04054 248 162 66 20
327 This time I'm teach you how to tune it yourself. 1.4269 0.03755 253 159 80 14
328 Is this the Steinway to enlightenment? 1.4268 0.04353 246 168 51 27
329 Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.4262 0.03932 244 156 72 16
330 Turns out we don't have that part in stock. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
331 You're on next. 1.4260 0.04682 223 155 41 27
332 Nope, this is Elton John covers. Meaning of life is two peaks over. 1.4257 0.04082 249 164 64 21
333 Yeah I’m gonna have to take her back to the shop if you want it fixed right. 1.4255 0.04210 235 155 60 20
334 You call for a piano tuner? 1.4252 0.03986 254 166 68 20
335 Of all the bars in all the world... 1.4245 0.04208 245 164 58 23
336 Looks like you've reached the height of your musical career. 1.4245 0.04248 245 165 56 24
337 So worth it. The acoustics are amazing 1.4239 0.04312 243 165 53 25
338 no, you're a couple miles off; this is the (italicize next word, please) Baby Grand Canyon. 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
339 Finally, He said, "It's either my way or the Steinway." 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
340 I was beginning to wonder if anyone would show up. 1.4239 0.04069 243 159 65 19
341 Now try it with a piano on your back. 1.4234 0.04131 248 165 61 22
342 Actually, there are 88 keys to enlightenment. 1.4232 0.04175 241 160 60 21
343 Am I too late for my lesson? 1.4232 0.04298 241 163 54 24
344 The key to life is B#?? 1.4232 0.04377 241 165 50 26
345 The ending is a real cliffhanger 1.4232 0.04377 241 165 50 26
346 I don't know the path to enlightenment. But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. 1.4232 0.03830 241 152 76 13
347 I thought once I reached a higher plane, the songs would write themselves. 1.4226 0.04200 239 159 59 21
348 Forget the jingle, Moses, just walk down the mountain and SPEAK the words of the covenant. 1.4226 0.04241 239 160 57 22
349 It’s a Steinway to heaven 1.4226 0.04323 239 162 53 24
350 The applause ended last year. That's a waterfall. 1.4226 0.04323 239 162 53 24
351 You honestly can’t play ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’? 1.4226 0.04404 239 164 49 26
352 I'm sorry. I no longer take requests. 1.4219 0.04182 237 157 60 20
353 Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. 1.4219 0.03824 237 149 76 12
354 I'm Guru Stein. Have you come to learn the Stein way? 1.4202 0.04375 238 163 50 25
355 There was no room for it in the cave. 1.4202 0.03949 238 153 70 15
356 " Ain't no Mountain High Enough " ? Sure, I get that request a lot. 1.4199 0.04122 231 151 63 17
357 Elton, it might be time to end your farewell tour. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
358 You're alive! Rumour was you were up here decomposing. 1.4188 0.04429 234 161 48 25
359 Wow, how did you get up here?” “Practice, practice, practice. 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
360 No, this is Baroque.. Enlightenment is two peaks over to the left. 1.4181 0.04457 232 160 47 25
361 The recital was last week. 1.4181 0.04016 232 150 67 15
362 The first movement was a little rocky. 1.4181 0.04153 232 153 61 18
363 The neighbors were complaining 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
364 Could you keep it down? Thanks. 1.4181 0.04415 232 159 49 24
365 Did you bring the piano bench? 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
366 Is this the piano that needs tuning? 1.4174 0.04087 218 140 65 13
367 Well, looks like we’ve both hit a plateau... 1.4174 0.04485 230 159 46 25
368 "The Meaning of Life?" Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.4174 0.04356 230 156 52 22
369 Good news! You won the alternative rock category. 1.4174 0.04223 230 153 58 19
370 I hope you worked out that piece because the whole band is right behind me. 1.4167 0.03817 228 143 75 10
371 Sorry, I’m a tenor, not a tuner. 1.4147 0.04398 217 146 52 19
372 Looks like you've reached a plateau. 1.4144 0.04035 222 143 66 13
373 You got up here in sandals?? 1.4144 0.04135 222 145 62 15
374 So how is Ten Commandments-The Musical coming? 1.4141 0.04350 227 154 52 21
375 No, I won’t play “Climb Every Mountain” again. 1.4141 0.04120 227 149 62 16
376 She said you can practice at home... 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
377 And I say your Craigslist ad never said the bench WASN'T included. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
378 "The Secret to Life"? No, but if you hum a few bars... 1.4133 0.04422 225 154 49 22
379 'No, son, I don't know the secret to happiness. But maybe if you hum a few bars...' 1.4133 0.04422 225 154 49 22
380 Take Five. 1.4133 0.04285 225 151 55 19
381 Looks like you're decomposing up here. 1.4133 0.04332 225 152 53 20
382 Sorry I'm late 1.4133 0.04144 225 148 61 16
383 Someone call for a page turner? 1.4126 0.03815 223 140 74 9
384 Baroque-back Mountain 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
385 I reached my peak a long time ago. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
386 Yeah, this the one on Craig's List. 1.4126 0.04584 223 156 42 25
387 Okay, so there is a mountain high enough. 1.4118 0.04044 221 143 65 13
388 Oh, it's you up here. I thought the hills were alive. 1.4118 0.03941 221 141 69 11
389 Truck’s here. Where d’ya want the fridge? 1.4118 0.04243 221 147 57 17
390 We used to just yodel but this really completes the sound. 1.4118 0.04243 221 147 57 17
391 The whole canyon agrees you should try it again in D Flat. 1.4118 0.04194 221 146 59 16
392 Do you know the Grand Canyon Suite? 1.4097 0.04301 227 154 53 20
393 Hey! can you keep it down? 1.4093 0.04323 215 144 54 17
394 You're behind in your payments; I'm here to repossess the piano. 1.4093 0.04422 215 146 50 19
395 "Climb Every Mountain"?! You've got to be kidding me. 1.4091 0.04054 220 143 64 13
396 Never mind. I thought tonight was Yo-Yo Ma. 1.4076 0.04274 211 140 56 15
397 Thanks. That ascending scale really helped. 1.4076 0.03887 211 133 70 8
398 Hi, are you the guy who called for a piano tuner ? 1.4076 0.04167 211 138 60 13
399 Can you keep it down? People are trying to sleep at base camp! 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
400 Maybe we could do next week’s lesson at my place? 1.4074 0.04503 216 149 46 21
401 Um, I'm from the mountain next door, and some of us are trying to sleep.... 1.4074 0.04357 216 146 52 18
402 Secret of Life ? Nah, I'm just here to tune the piano. 1.4069 0.04374 204 136 53 15
403 You do realize a Bosendorfer sounds tinny at altitude. 1.4065 0.04232 214 142 57 15
404 And I thought ticket prices were steep. 1.4065 0.03964 214 137 67 10
405 I'm here for the page-turner position. 1.4065 0.04334 214 144 53 17
406 Wait...so you're not taking requests? 1.4064 0.04362 219 149 51 19
407 What happened to the restaurant that was here last month? 1.4064 0.04215 219 146 57 16
408 Sorry, the Groupon clearly says that the lessons are 20% off before noon, mountain time. 1.4057 0.04463 212 145 48 19
409 I came here for the piano on Craig’s List. 1.4057 0.04362 212 143 52 17
410 No matter where you go, critics will always follow! 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
411 Could you play something uplifting? 1.4057 0.04611 212 148 42 22
412 I don’t mean to treble you, but is this clef taken? 1.4050 0.04599 200 137 45 18
413 Pizza delivery for Mark? 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
414 So that's why they call it the Grand Canyon... 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
415 We just changed venues. Hope it's not a problem. 1.4050 0.03953 200 126 67 7
416 Wow, a Canyon Grand! 1.4048 0.04390 210 142 51 17
417 Now hold your breath. I got you a two week gig on the Matterhorn. 1.4048 0.04390 210 142 51 17
418 Take it from the top! 1.4047 0.04318 215 145 53 17
419 I’m your new page-turner. 1.4038 0.04313 208 139 54 15
420 I saw your ad on Craig's list. Does the price include delivery? 1.4038 0.04203 208 137 58 13
421 Can you play an ascending scale? 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
422 Practice is cancelled? 1.4029 0.04501 206 141 47 18
423 Remote? Actually I've always found your music quite accessible. 1.4028 0.03939 211 135 67 9
424 Being the only piano tuner in the Himalayas isn't easy, either. 1.4020 0.04083 204 132 62 10
425 I need to cancel next Tuesday's lesson. 1.4019 0.04606 209 146 42 21
426 excuse me, could you keep it down up here 1.4019 0.04020 209 135 64 10
427 I’m sorry. The recital is tomorrow at 2 pm. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
428 "Sorry, I don't know 'The Meaning Of Life', but if you hum a few bars I can fake it". 1.4010 0.04638 207 145 41 21
429 I'd say you're at peak performance. 1.4010 0.03615 207 127 77 3
430 Seriously? Do I have a ticket? 1.4010 0.04638 207 145 41 21
431 I know we've worked together for forty years, but my knees are shot. You're going to have to find another tuner. 1.4010 0.03926 207 132 67 8
432 We've decided to go with the singing nun instead. 1.4000 0.03883 200 126 68 6
433 Yes, I'm the Messiah. But I'm no Handel. 1.4000 0.04618 205 143 42 20
434 I brought the tip jar. 1.4000 0.04678 195 135 42 18
435 Can you help me? Im looking for the lost symphony 1.4000 0.04240 205 136 56 13
436 Excuse me, do you know the way to San Jose? 1.4000 0.04821 205 147 34 24
437 So this is where the one hit wonders go... 1.4000 0.04721 205 145 38 22
438 The concert is over, but for twenty bucks I can tell you the secret of eternal happiness.” 1.4000 0.03698 205 127 74 4
439 I’ll be, Bach. 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
440 Really? My lesson was Tuesday? 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
441 I'd like to end this climb on a high note. 1.4000 0.04068 205 133 62 10
442 Sorry I'm late. Parking was a nightmare. 1.4000 0.04406 205 139 50 16
443 Meaning of life? Bring the flute, leave the piano. 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
444 OMG! It's a Baldwin. 1.4000 0.04514 205 141 46 18
445 How the hell'd you even GET a Coke to spill on the keyboard? 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
446 Still unfinished? 1.3990 0.04380 203 137 51 15
447 I’m here from the homeowner association. We’ve had complaints. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
448 Thank God you're finally here, I was starting to decompose. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
449 So before I leave, just the sheet music for “Autumn Leaves” and toilet paper? 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
450 Is this a bad time? 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
451 Don't fret, even Ludwig von Beethoven hit a plateau. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
452 Could you play a little lower? 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
453 I wouldn't have written that concerto if I'd known it was this lonely at the top. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
454 Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
455 The people down in the village say if they hear "Heart and Soul" one more time they're coming after you. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
456 I climbed every mountain. 1.3970 0.04439 199 135 49 15
457 The band would love to have you back if this solo thing doesn't work out. 1.3970 0.04607 199 138 43 18
458 What do you know? The hills ARE alive with the sound of music!" 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
459 At the height of his illustrious career, Harold enjoyed unlimited pizza, free because it always took over thirty minutes to arrive. 1.3970 0.04607 199 138 43 18
460 Your playing is terrific, but the place lacks atmosphere. 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
461 You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? 1.3970 0.04552 199 137 45 17
462 You've aged well, Schroeder. And that piano! 1.3970 0.04439 199 135 49 15
463 Can you play “The Hokey Pokey”? I hear that’s what it’s all about... 1.3960 0.04335 202 136 52 14
464 So there really ain't no mountain high enough to keep you from getting to me. 1.3959 0.04469 197 134 48 15
465 So, it's true. You peaked. 1.3959 0.03978 197 126 64 7
466 This will be my last lesson, I’m taking up the violin. 1.3959 0.04292 197 131 54 12
467 Could you play 'Night on Bald Mountain'? 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
468 Do you know the stairway to heaven? 1.3950 0.04803 200 143 35 22
469 No I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". 1.3949 0.04441 195 132 49 14
470 Request night is Thursday. 1.3949 0.04500 195 133 47 15
471 Bob! You are going to feel like a fool bringing yours. There is another piano up here! 1.3939 0.04451 198 135 48 15
472 Can you keep it down ? 1.3939 0.04508 198 136 46 16
473 I’m looking for bass camp. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
474 Great, you made it! Now help me bring up the fridge. 1.3939 0.03832 198 125 68 5
475 But at basecamp they said you DID take requests. 1.3939 0.04028 198 128 62 8
476 There's a cover? 1.3939 0.04334 198 133 52 13
477 You the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.3929 0.04819 196 140 35 21
478 No, I don't know "The Meaning of Life." Can you hum a few bars? 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
479 Any last requests? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
480 Can you play Rockmaninoff? 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
481 So the lyric ‘climb every mountain’ is just a metaphor ?! 1.3929 0.04709 196 138 39 19
482 I'm afraid I don't know the meaning of life, but maybe you can hum a few bars? 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
483 I’m sorry, but your pizza might be a little cold 1.3927 0.04185 191 125 57 9
484 "Stairway to Heaven" turns out to be quite misleading. 1.3920 0.04433 199 136 48 15
485 You must be the Abominable Chopin. 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
486 I will play you the Hokie Pokie , because that is what it is all about 1.3918 0.04206 194 128 56 10
487 Enlightment? Well maybe if you hum a few bars... 1.3918 0.04743 194 137 38 19
488 Great job today Alan, saw some real progress since our last lesson. Same time next week? 1.3915 0.03790 189 118 68 3
489 Hi neighbor, would you mind taking it down a notch after 8? 1.3915 0.04471 189 128 48 13
490 Climb every mountain, then what? 1.3915 0.04408 189 127 50 12
491 Hi, I'm your piano mover. 1.3915 0.04144 189 123 58 8
492 Finally, an audience! 1.3909 0.04463 197 135 47 15
493 Thank God, I’ve been waiting for years! Do you know the song Heart and Soul? 1.3909 0.04521 197 136 45 16
494 I'll be right back with a tuning fork 1.3909 0.04577 197 137 43 17
495 Excuse me, can you play Rocky Mountain High? 1.3909 0.04404 197 134 49 14
496 I got your note. 1.3904 0.04438 187 126 49 12
497 Really? "How did I get it up here" is your first question? Really? 1.3901 0.04844 182 128 37 17
498 What do you mean? Who would shlep a clarinet up a mountain? 1.3897 0.04061 195 127 60 8
499 Sorry, this is base clef camp. Base camp is the next peak over. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
500 Really? The yetis like Schumann? 1.3895 0.04636 190 132 42 16
501 Of all the cliff joints in all the world, he has to show up at mine. 1.3895 0.04452 190 129 48 13
502 It took me 46 years to put this thing together. I hope you're a tenor. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
503 You got all the way up here in sandals? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
504 I always wanted to end the climb in a high note. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
505 Are you still taking requests? 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
506 Did you call a tuner? 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
507 did you bring the other piano? 1.3883 0.05078 188 138 27 23
508 I would clap, but my arms are kind of busy at the moment... 1.3883 0.04085 188 122 59 7
509 I've come to see that, yes, your musicianship has reached a plateau. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
510 This is orchestra seating, balconies are higher up. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
511 A real wise man would have thought about taking a few lessons before lugging that thing up a mountain. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
512 Finally, an audience! 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
513 Talk about nosebleed seats. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
514 Here to learn the 88 keys to success? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
515 Can you keep it down ? 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
516 Well this climb certainly ended on a high note. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
517 You're late again, Krimwald, and I have another pupil coming in 17 minutes. 1.3880 0.04225 183 120 55 8
518 The record company sent me. They want their advance back. 1.3871 0.04384 186 125 50 11
519 Can I have the name of your sherpa? 1.3871 0.04704 186 130 40 16
520 I'm answering your ad about a piano for sale. 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
521 Nobody told me about a cover charge. 1.3859 0.04611 184 127 43 14
522 Scaling. Tell me about it. 1.3859 0.04611 184 127 43 14
523 Sorry, we're closed on Mondays. 1.3846 0.04306 182 121 52 9
524 OK, once again from the top. 1.3846 0.04512 182 124 46 12
525 Did I just hear 'Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain?' 1.3838 0.04717 185 130 39 16
526 You the guy that called for a tuning 1.3838 0.04527 185 127 45 13
527 The piano tuner sends his regrets 1.3838 0.04655 185 129 41 15
528 Key changes come from within. 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
529 I came here to get better but I've just kind of plateau'd. 1.3838 0.04259 185 123 53 9
530 You beat me to the top AND you brought a piano? 1.3838 0.04779 185 131 37 17
531 Next time, tune it yourself! 1.3838 0.03974 185 119 61 5
532 I came to put bread in your jar and say, “Man, what are you doing here?” 1.3833 0.04938 180 129 33 18
533 This appears to be one of the more difficult passages. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
534 Ah, a true master of scaling. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
535 I'm here for the page turner job 1.3825 0.04938 183 132 32 19
536 I climbed all this way for Shostakovich? 1.3825 0.03998 183 118 60 5
537 I knew it was too good to be true when you said"I love playing the piano and getting high". 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
538 I suppose there’s more than one way to scale a mountain. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
539 Your Craig's List ad said if you pick it up, you can have it. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
540 Is this where the outdoor concert is? 1.3825 0.04425 183 124 48 11
541 Sorry you had to wait so long. It's a long way from bass camp all the way up here to the treble cliff. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
542 No, I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars... 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
543 I don't know. Same as you, I guess. Because it's there. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
544 We meet again. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
545 Wow, I thought bringing my accordion was tough. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
546 If you are Sam, I'm to tell you to play it again. 1.3825 0.04999 183 133 30 20
547 This is the piano bar. The restaurant is on K-4, two ridges over. And you'd best have a reservation, they don't take climb-ins. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
548 Base camp? No, this is piano camp. 1.3824 0.05011 170 121 33 16
549 What is the meaning of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"? 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
550 You the guy that called for a piano tuner ? 1.3817 0.04309 186 125 51 10
551 Something uplifting, please. 1.3812 0.04592 181 125 43 13
552 They said you were decomposing. 1.3812 0.04915 181 130 33 18
553 Are you the guy who's looking to sell a piano? 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
554 They sent me to ask you not to practice before 10 AM. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
555 I guess you might say I've been decomposing. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
556 I guess "practice, practice, practice" didn't get you to Carnegie Hall. 1.3804 0.04731 184 130 38 16
557 Please tell me you play duets 1.3804 0.04473 184 126 46 12
558 You left out some pertinent info when you asked me to help you move. 1.3804 0.04269 184 123 52 9
559 Let's take it from the top 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
560 I heard the sound of music. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
561 I am the piano tuner. 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
562 Hey, could you keep it down? 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
563 So, you're saying A minor has been the key to enlightenment this whole time? 1.3799 0.04417 179 121 48 10
564 Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
565 Encore. 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
566 I feel like my musical abilities have plateaued 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
567 You said you were going scaling, and would be Bach in a Minuet! 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
568 The fat lady sang 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
569 My largest audience yet! 1.3791 0.04504 182 125 45 12
570 Seriously? B minor is the key to inner peace? 1.3791 0.04766 182 129 37 16
571 Is this bass camp? 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
572 Know 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'? 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
573 Odd. I was just here a couple of months ago for a caption, and it was a restaurant. 1.3785 0.05119 177 130 27 20
574 Getting it here was easy. The challenge is keeping it in tune. 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
575 Am I late for my lesson? 1.3785 0.04590 177 122 43 12
576 Wait; so THOSE are the 88 keys to a happy life? 1.3785 0.04928 177 127 33 17
577 I'm trying to win the New Yorker caption contest, any ideas? 1.3785 0.04226 177 117 53 7
578 You took performing solo to new heights. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
579 Is it too late to get the free piano you put on Craigslist? 1.3785 0.04992 177 128 31 18
580 Thought you could just skip your piano lesson, did you? 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
581 I hope you're the piano tuner. 1.3785 0.04728 177 124 39 14
582 I thought it was a metaphor when you said you had reached a plateau. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
583 I've hit a plateau. 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
584 Listen, could you stop playing "Climb Every Mountain"?! 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
585 TALK ABOUT A MAJOR SCALE! 1.3779 0.04222 172 113 53 6
586 That song is copyrighted. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
587 You want to know how I got here? How about the piano? 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
588 Was that really your peak performance? 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
589 I've been following your concert tour. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
590 Sorry, I'm late. Where do you want the harp? 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
591 Oh isn't that just grand. 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
592 I practiced my scales but only ascending. 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
593 I 'd like to hear something Uplifting 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
594 You've been a great audience. 1.3771 0.04480 175 119 46 10
595 I'll be back with the violin, viola and cello in two weeks. 1.3771 0.04254 175 116 52 7
596 Did you bring my cliff notes? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
597 No, I didn't see the elevator. 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
598 You take the high way; I'll take the Steinway! 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
599 I heard you needed a page-turner. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
600 Am I the only one who made it to the music summit? 1.3765 0.04862 170 120 36 14
601 It’s not ready. Come back tomorrow. 1.3764 0.04569 178 123 43 12
602 Do you know "Nearer My God to Thee"? 1.3757 0.04123 173 113 55 5
603 I don’t care how far you’ve come- I don’t do requests. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
604 Apparently, your talent has reached a plateau. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
605 Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
606 Excuse me Sir, we've had a noise complaint. 1.3757 0.05073 173 126 29 18
607 Is that the piano you want to be tuned? 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
608 Hello. I called about the craig's list ad? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
609 You've ignored all those past notices, so I've come to repossess the piano. 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
610 I suspect you're in the wrong range. 1.3757 0.04204 173 114 53 6
611 You the guy selling a piano on eBay? 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
612 steep clef? 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
613 Phil of the Nepal Philharmonic, I presume. 1.3757 0.04659 173 120 41 12
614 I guess I can now scratch this off of my bucket Liszt 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
615 So is this what you call a rock concert. 1.3757 0.04123 173 113 55 5
616 Could you give me a Handel? 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
617 The Piano Tuner Cometh. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
618 Do you realize how far that sound travels in this cold dry air. Can’t you advance beyond chopsticks. It’s driving us crazy. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
619 I brought you the wind proof candelabra that you ordered. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
620 I don't care how hard the climb was, I still don't take requests. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
621 No, I am not accepting new students... 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
622 It's about time you got here. I need someone to turn the pages. 1.3750 0.04459 176 120 46 10
623 Thanks for coming to my gig. Was the place easy to find? 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
624 I am required to inform you that if you continue to play his covers, my client is legally entitled to compensation. 1.3728 0.03731 169 106 63 0
625 Folks in the valley thought you might appreciate having a tuner. 1.3728 0.04004 169 109 57 3
626 The rest of the ensemble has decided to scale the south face. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
627 Isn't it grand? 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
628 'I know it's tough getting here, but honestly, my music sounds much better when you're high.' 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
629 If you're not the person who called for a piano tuner, I'm going to kill myself. 1.3728 0.04578 169 116 43 10
630 Piano mover? No, they told me you wanted a piano tuner. 1.3728 0.04422 169 114 47 8
631 There's a request from the neighbors that you stop playing "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
632 Never mind how it got here. Do you have a request? 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
633 May I accompany you on the way down? 1.3728 0.04948 169 121 33 15
634 So this is what they meant by 'scale'. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
635 The folks at base camp were wondering if you could play something besides the requium. 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
636 You send for a piano tuner? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
637 No, I don't know 'The Meaning of Life," but if you hum a few bars I could probably figure it out. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
638 Are you sure it was a Titleist? 1.3728 0.05019 169 122 31 16
639 Okay, I'll be back with the cello in eight years. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
640 So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
641 Damn! I forgot the stool. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
642 RockManinoff? 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
643 I've reached the pinnacle of my career. It's pretty much all downhill from here. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
644 I was told the first lesson was free. 1.3728 0.04655 169 117 41 11
645 I'm not a big rock fan. 1.3728 0.04804 169 119 37 13
646 I really just need the name of your movers. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
647 Dad, most men just get a new car or buy a motorcycle. 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
648 Would you PLEASE stop playing “Climb Every Mountain? 1.3721 0.05090 172 126 28 18
649 I came just as soon as I heard. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
650 You're right, there ain't no mountain high enough. 1.3721 0.05090 172 126 28 18
651 Are you from the piano moving company? 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
652 Where should I set up the second piano? 1.3721 0.04371 172 116 48 8
653 You placed an ad for a page turner? 1.3721 0.04524 172 118 44 10
654 I didn't even see the box office will call window What do you mean my ticket is at will call ? 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
655 I can't keep doing this every time you need a haircut. 1.3720 0.04828 164 115 37 12
656 Sorry, I only tune uprights. 1.3714 0.04686 175 123 39 13
657 I was told that you were in possession of the lost chord is that true. 1.3706 0.04780 170 120 37 13
658 Meaning of life? You’ll have to hum the first few bars for me. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
659 Is this the summit or just another Shangri-La-themed piano-lounge base camp? 1.3690 0.05035 168 122 30 16
660 Play and they will come. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
661 Meaning of life? Sorry, I don’t do requests. 1.3690 0.04963 168 121 32 15
662 I don't care how enlightened your playing is, it is 3am and some of us on this mountain have to work in the morning, so knock it off or I am calling the cops! 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
663 it must be lonely at the top 1.3687 0.05292 160 118 25 17
664 Are you the guy who ordered a piano tuner???? 1.3681 0.04078 163 106 54 3
665 I was told, that you'd be bringing a cello. 1.3681 0.04683 163 113 40 10
666 Just a heads up, I think I'm going to have to find a closer piano teacher 1.3681 0.04920 163 116 34 13
667 Sorry, they said it was cheaper to move it up here than to your 2nd floor apartment on Central Park West. 1.3681 0.03984 163 105 56 2
668 You called for a page turner? 1.3681 0.04434 163 110 46 7
669 Your songwriting career has plateaued. 1.3681 0.03984 163 105 56 2
670 We've received a noise complaint, one mountain over. 1.3681 0.03888 163 104 58 1
671 I think your career's plateaued. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
672 Last month there was a restaurant here. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
673 Seriously? I'm the first person to request "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
674 Would you mind keeping it down? 1.3675 0.05288 166 124 23 19
675 You DON'T take requests??? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
676 Take Five. 1.3675 0.04297 166 111 49 6
677 'Any requests?' 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
678 When I said I wanted you to start again from the top this wasn't what I was imagining, David. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
679 Who am I!? I'm the classical music critic from the New Yorker. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
680 Not quite what I was expecting when they told me there was a "grand" in it, if I were to rescue you. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
681 Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” Hilarious. How about a few bars of “Free Fallin’? 1.3669 0.04867 169 121 34 14
682 Tomorrow...come back tomorrow. I’m practicing. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
683 Sorry, is this a bad time? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
684 Do I know the meaning of life? Can you hum a few notes? 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
685 Did someone call for a piano tuner? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
686 I did hear that the top would B flat. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
687 “Climb Every Mountain.” Wow. What an original request. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
688 Still unfinished? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
689 Sorry to interrupt. 1.3659 0.04497 164 112 44 8
690 One more time, take it from the top! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
691 So you're telling me I climbed all this way, just so you can tell me you don't take requests. 1.3659 0.04413 164 111 46 7
692 So that's what the middle pedal does! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
693 Darn it! I wanted to see you in concert before you peaked. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
694 There’s a freight elevator? 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
695 No, I don't take requests. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
696 I was told that you bring the piano to new levels. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
697 Yes, I'm the piano tuner. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
698 Wait...don't tell me...practice, practice, practice. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
699 Sure , I take requests 1.3648 0.04318 159 106 48 5
700 Somebody called for a tuner? 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
701 I was told your compositions rise to another level. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
702 Your Commandments were original and timely. Your piano, today, ... not so much. 1.3642 0.05012 162 117 31 14
703 What do you mean you cancelled the afternoon recital! 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
704 Unfortunately, your cellist is having difficulty finding parking. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
705 Would a little Stairway to Heaven have been so hard? 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
706 Being God is just my day job. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
707 Are you the one who asked for a piano tuner? 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
708 I have a score to settle. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
709 Don’t worry, the other mover brought down everything else. 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
710 Classical music isn't dying. It's just plateaued. 1.3642 0.04177 162 107 51 4
711 Getting the piano up here wasn't the problem. Holding the sheet music in place is. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
712 You must be into rock. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
713 What do you mean, a tuner? I was told to bring tuna! 1.3642 0.04935 162 116 33 13
714 Could you keep it down, we're trying to have a quiet weekend, thanks. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
715 Sorry. This is an invitation-only event. 1.3642 0.04613 162 112 41 9
716 Sisyphus thought he had it tough! 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
717 Can you quiet down a bit? Some of us are trying to rock climb over here. 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
718 Yeah, the view is nice, but I work for tips, you know? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
719 Is this the piano listed on Craigslist for $275 firm? 1.3642 0.04777 162 114 37 11
720 Oh, excellent! Still some good seats left! 1.3636 0.04557 165 114 42 9
721 Regrettably, I'm no longer taking requests. 1.3636 0.03948 165 107 56 2
722 I don't care how far you've come, I don't do requests. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
723 I’ve come for the free piano. How firm is the ‘no delivery’ clause? 1.3636 0.04391 165 112 46 7
724 Now, you are ready for a lesson. 1.3631 0.04257 168 113 49 6
725 Well, isn't this grand. 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
726 So that's the ascending; now repeat the descending scale. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
727 I’m your new page-turner. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
728 I was looking for a stairway, not a Steinway. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
729 I'll look again, but I'm telling you - it's not down there. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
730 I don't know "Climb every mountain." 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
731 Rachmaninoff, I presume.. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
732 Can you play “Sitting On Top of the World”? 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
733 Sorry, but I found that rendition of Air on the G string a bit thin 1.3625 0.04388 160 108 46 6
734 You missed my recital, Doug. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
735 I'm sorry, I don't know that one. 1.3625 0.04297 160 107 48 5
736 Ok, once more from the top. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
737 I'm the tuner. 1.3620 0.04590 163 113 41 9
738 That was A major scale. 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
739 Your estimate to move it to New York City will be $822,000. 1.3620 0.04422 163 111 45 7
740 I really mean it this time. This is the last free tuning that came with the piano. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
741 I lost my ticket. Can I still attend? 1.3618 0.04810 152 106 37 9
742 I don't know that one either. Have you any other requests? 1.3613 0.04919 155 110 34 11
743 Can you play Piano Man? 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
744 ...Great crowd. Anyone here from New Jersey tonight? 1.3611 0.04364 144 95 46 3
745 Just to be clear this is your last warranty free turning. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
746 I don't know the meaning of life, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
747 I wanted to know why the hills were alive with the sound of music.... 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
748 I am repossessing your piano. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
749 Is this the final destination of the Bach-packing trip? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
750 Good news! We got you Carnegie Hall! 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
751 "Sorry, the only piece I know is, 'I'm Sitting on Top of the World'". 1.3608 0.04598 158 109 41 8
752 Wait, I got it! How about, "...ford every stream"? 1.3608 0.04854 158 112 35 11
753 They say the the acoustics were better before the renovation. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
754 Seriously? F Minor is the key to the universe? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
755 Am I too late for my lesson? 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
756 Your neighbors are complaining. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
757 i'm with the band. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
758 I’m here for my 4:30 lesson 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
759 I came to hear your peak performance. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
760 Despite all your grandiose accomplishments, it’s my way or the Steinway. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
761 Why yes , I do need a page turner. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
762 Know it! Hell, I wrote it. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
763 Maybe instead of 'Stairway To Heaven' you should play 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough.' 1.3590 0.05220 156 115 26 15
764 Do you know the meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
765 The visuals of this space are magnificent, the acoustics not so much. 1.3590 0.04633 156 108 40 8
766 I'm the warm-up act. Wise man comes on at eight. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
767 I just came to let you know, your Cartoon Caption Contest lost again 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
768 Let me guess.. 'As Time Goes By'? 1.3585 0.04828 159 113 35 11
769 When did the restaurant close? 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
770 Play something uplifting......quick! 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
771 What happened to the harp? 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
772 Would you happen to know a good piano mover? 1.3571 0.04190 154 102 49 3
773 Play something light and airy. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
774 Could you keep it down up here? Thanks. 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
775 So, you made it to the top. Carnegie Hall not good enough for you? 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
776 So this is what you meant by performing at your peak? 1.3571 0.04577 154 106 41 7
777 I always add travel time to the tuning charge 1.3571 0.04577 154 106 41 7
778 Can you throw me a chord? 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
779 Up here, you've got to B# or Bb. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
780 You know John, this isn’t what they meant when they said, ‘being high makes you more creative.’ 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
781 Looks like we've both been working on our scales. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
782 Seriously? All you’ve got for me is, “Perhaps the key to life is not F# minor after all?” 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
783 Well, yes, as it happens, I do have a tuning fork. 1.3571 0.04483 154 105 43 6
784 I don’t take requests. 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
785 Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
786 The hills are alive with requests that you give it a rest. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
787 Alright, start again from the top. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
788 I have a request from the Sherpas to play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough". 1.3571 0.05267 154 114 25 15
789 What happened to the restaurant that was here a few weeks ago? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
790 That was a major scale unaccompanied. 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
791 So you're the reason why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
792 What's the key to happiness? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
793 That rendition was your best everest! 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
794 Will you please keep it down? It's much louder than you think downstairs 1.3567 0.04428 157 107 44 6
795 You may not like the price, but you won't find another piano tuner around here for a thousand miles. 1.3567 0.04783 157 111 36 10
796 Your playng seems to have reached a plateau. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
797 I’d say your musical talent has plateaued. 1.3566 0.04903 143 100 35 8
798 Maybe it's not writer's block. Maybe you've just reached a plateau. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
799 Sorry. Wrong mountain. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
800 I'm not sure we agree on what it means to scale the mountain 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
801 They didn't tell you about the lift on the other side? 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
802 I can’t believe you’re refusing to play “Climb Every Mountain” for me. 1.3557 0.04372 149 100 45 4
803 It looks like we've both reached a plateau. 1.3557 0.04673 149 103 39 7
804 The origin of cartoon pianos falling on people’s heads has been discovered by a lone climber. More at 11. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
805 Don’t stop on my account. 1.3557 0.04159 149 98 49 2
806 Sorry, but the orchestra is going to be a little late. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
807 You were supposed to come in after the first 8 bars 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
808 Whatever you do, don't clap! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
809 The folks at basecamp ask you to get that thing tuned. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
810 I knew the hills were alive with the sound of music. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
811 Hello...Its me 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
812 I understand that you give lessons 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
813 Hey, you're going to have to move your piano. I'm opening a coffee shop. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
814 Bad news, Doug. Base camp ran out of Schubert. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
815 Let me guess...Practice, practice, practice. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
816 No, really! The part I heard was very good. 1.3553 0.04419 152 103 44 5
817 Shoot! I forgot the tuning hammer. I'll be riiiiiiiiight back. 1.3553 0.04319 152 102 46 4
818 Because it's there? That's my reason, too. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
819 Your agent called to say you'll still have to perform. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
820 This is great. I have a singing telegram. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
821 It's going to have to be a duet. The cello and viola never make it past the crevasse. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
822 The keys to life? Try the other mountain. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
823 The guys at base camp can’t sleep—know any lullabies? 1.3553 0.04112 152 100 50 2
824 Is this the final crescendo before the peak? 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
825 You up for a duet? 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
826 Oh sorry, I was looking for the woodwinds. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
827 They don't make sherpas like that anymore. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
828 You don’t make the payment, then we take it back. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
829 OK. I climbed every mountain, forded every stream and followed every rainbow. So where's my dream? 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
830 I hope you're here to tune it. 1.3537 0.04507 147 100 42 5
831 Trust me! End it on a high note. 1.3537 0.04507 147 100 42 5
832 Enlightenment? No, this is entertainment! 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
833 The meaning of life? No, but if you hum a few bars, I catch on pretty quick. 1.3537 0.04904 147 104 34 9
834 The tuner sent me. Said it only plays the high notes. 1.3537 0.04403 147 99 44 4
835 You'd better be as good a teacher as they say. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
836 Would you please keep it down! 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
837 Just wanted to let you know I can't make this week's lesson. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
838 It's for entertaining. You have two questions left." 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
839 Did you say with or without sugar? 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
840 The same way you did...practice! 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
841 Bob - I said we were going to scale a mountain, not do scales on a mountain. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
842 I'm the new piano player. Sorry it took me so long to get here. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
843 Where on earth did you find a piano mover that does walk-ups? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
844 Oh, thank heavens! I've had Bach's Concerto in D Minor stuck in my head all day. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
845 I'm told you're in tune with the universe. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
846 The co-op board is getting a lot of complaints. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
847 We have a tough enough time with the tree falling in the forest, and no one around to hear it. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
848 This better be one hell of a lesson! 1.3533 0.05445 150 113 21 16
849 The meaning of life? No. The meaning of a bachelor's degree in piano performance? Sure. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
850 I can only play the high notes. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
851 Play me some inner piece. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
852 Do I know The Meaning of Life? Hum a few bars and I can fake it. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
853 I started playing stairway to heaven but only got halfway. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
854 When you said you like to be high when playing the piano, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
855 How can you tune a piano, but not tuna fish? 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
856 Uber dropped me off at the bottom, so there will be an extra charge for the tuning. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
857 I heard you were in treble . . . 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
858 Friendly reminder that you promised base camp no practicing before 9 am. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
859 I want the name of your mover. 1.3517 0.04541 145 99 41 5
860 The downstairs tenants are complaining again. 1.3517 0.04541 145 99 41 5
861 I'm just here to provide some atmosphere. 1.3517 0.04748 145 101 37 7
862 Oh... this is where those free falling cartoon pianos fall from? 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
863 Oh this? In the service elevator. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
864 I take it that the hills are no longer alive with the sound of music. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
865 Of all the Himalayan mountaintops in all the world.... 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
866 Was it you whom I heard playing? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
867 Hello, I'm Doug from Acme Piano Movers. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
868 Hi, I’m here for the four hands piece. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
869 Did you bring a tuning fork? 1.3514 0.04585 148 102 40 6
870 The secret to life? Practice. Practice. Practice. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
871 I thought I heard The Sound of Music. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
872 Just to let you know, The Yeti on the next ledge down has kids and when they don't get their nap, their behavior is abominable! 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
873 I hate to ask but do you know,Rocky Mountain High 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
874 We're putting the band back together! 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
875 Ok then. What is the meaning of B flat? 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
876 Really! No cover, no minimum? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
877 Mr. Gould I presume? 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
878 I'd like to suggest a different location for next week's lesson. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
879 Sorry but can you tone it down a bit. The neighbors are complaining. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
880 Sorry, but I'm here to repossess your piano. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
881 At last —-the secret to true High Fidelity!! 1.3510 0.04526 151 104 41 6
882 Sorry. Wrong mountain. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
883 Namasté Maestro, I’m a seeker, a climber, a persevering rhymer…yes, I confess, I'm a lyricist. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
884 The remainder of the orchestra should be here in the next six hours. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
885 I guess we could both learn to improvise. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
886 Swami, how I love you, how I love you, my dear old Swami! 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
887 The hills ARE alive with the sound of music. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
888 Can you play 'On Top of Old Smoky'? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
889 Andante was fine for coming up. How about allegro for going down? 1.3500 0.04525 140 95 41 4
890 If you're looking for directions - I say, practice, practice, practice. 1.3500 0.05546 140 105 21 14
891 I heard you reached a new plateau in your music. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
892 Hey! Do you mind? Some of us are trying to sleep down there! 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
893 Does that include delivery? 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
894 This stairway to heaven was a lot tougher than I imagined. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
895 Do you mind, we're trying to sleep? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
896 Finished yet, Mr. Schubert? 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
897 Anything but "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" 1.3497 0.04241 143 95 46 2
898 Mom told me to tell you, "It's dinnertime." 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
899 You think I'VE plateaued? 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
900 I heard there was a secret chord. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
901 Yes I take requests 1.3493 0.04191 146 97 47 2
902 Oh, good, you're here. Now we can play Chopsticks. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
903 Excuse me, do you know where I can find the fiddler on the roof? 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
904 We seem to have hit a plateau. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
905 Sorry, to interrupt. I was looking for the yodeling class. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
906 I see that your music has taken you very far. 1.3493 0.04302 146 98 45 3
907 The loneliest? I thought they said Thelonious 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
908 Are you the guy that needs a piano tuner? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
909 Man, I could really use some Stairway to Heaven right now. 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
910 Don’t tell me I just missed your peak performance. 1.3493 0.04191 146 97 47 2
911 You could say that I have plateaued. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
912 Oh no, I forgot the tuning fork. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
913 Your neighbors ask that you learn to play something other than Chopsticks. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
914 Don't tell me, you want to take your music to a higher plateau? 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
915 Philosophy is $20.00 per hour, but piano lessons are $30.00. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
916 Sure I'm impressed you have a concert grand up here, Anatoli, I'm just surprised it's a Yamaha. I had you pegged as a Bösendorfer guy. 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
917 When I asked you to play 'On Top of Old Smokey' this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
918 Mountovani, its me Van Climbburn. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
919 The movers are here. 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
920 I heard the hills were alive with the sound of music. 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
921 Did you pack a tuning fork by chance? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
922 I knew I heard “Stairway To Heaven”! 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
923 I'm thinking a little early Gershwin after a long, vertical ascent. 1.3478 0.04560 138 94 40 4
924 For the love of... Elton! Just retire! 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
925 I can't play a note. But I'll bet it caused Amazon Prime to rethink their business plan. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
926 Oh, that’s grand. 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
927 He asked me to ask you to play it again. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
928 Have you seen a small dog missing a collar? 1.3475 0.05325 141 104 25 12
929 Do you take requests? 1.3475 0.05229 141 103 27 11
930 Would you mind taking it down a notch? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
931 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
932 You called for a piano tuner, right? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
933 Are you still looking for a page turner? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
934 Do you know how high we are?" "No, but if you hum a few bars I can play it. 1.3472 0.04550 144 99 40 5
935 The key to happiness? F major. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
936 Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough 1.3472 0.05427 144 108 22 14
937 So let me get this right. You didn't want the piano? 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
938 The others want to know what time rehearsal starts. 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
939 Could you keep it down? I’m trying to yodel. 1.3472 0.04759 144 101 36 7
940 That was A major scale. 1.3472 0.05245 144 106 26 12
941 Did you forget the sheet music again? 1.3472 0.04442 144 98 42 4
942 Can't go down till I finish the unfinished symphony. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
943 You're too late for your lesson. 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
944 I just need to rest for a minuet. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
945 Do you teach? I play, but I've reached a plateau. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
946 I'm here for my annual lesson 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
947 Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
948 I think you need to go one octave higher. 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
949 Did you call for a tune-up? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
950 Wow, you play at a very high level. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
951 Turns out getting it up here was the easy part 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
952 It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd rushes in.... 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
953 The commute to these piano lessons is a bit steep. 1.3453 0.05566 139 105 20 14
954 Did you bring the sheet music? 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
955 I no longer take requests for "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
956 Hi, you're looking for an accompanist? 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
957 Oh darn! I forgot my tuning fork. 1.3453 0.05471 139 104 22 13
958 When I heard your career had reached a plateau, I had to see it myself. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
959 Every single request - CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN 1.3453 0.05375 139 103 24 12
960 So, the hills are really alive with the sound of music. 1.3453 0.05076 139 100 30 9
961 Hey man, are you OK? I was only hearing ADELE songs from this mountain the past few days. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
962 Bill, the Woodwinds are waiting for you at Base Camp. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
963 Let me guess... You write your best stuff when you're super high? 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
964 When I asked for you to show me your peak performance, this is not what I meant! 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
965 Are drinks still two for one or did I miss Happy Hour? 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
966 Sorry I'm late for my lesson! 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
967 No my son. Rhapsody isn't blue. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
968 You called for tuning? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
969 If you want to wait, the sherpas should be here with the string section any time now. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
970 Forget the meaning of life. How did you get that up here? 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
971 Perhaps You would prefer writing a few more commandments? 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
972 And to think they all said not to pack that metronome. 1.3451 0.04004 142 93 49 0
973 Bad news, Dad -- the bank is coming for the piano. 1.3451 0.04362 142 96 43 3
974 Of all the zen joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine… 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
975 Fancy a duet? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
976 Congratulations you made it. Let me tell you kid it's pretty lonely at the top. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
977 Wow - playing the Grand Canyon Suite on your grand piano at the Grand Canyon. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
978 I heard that you take requests. 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
979 It’s not you, it’s the acoustics. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
980 It's the only rent I could afford that would accommodate a piano. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
981 You say the only key to a long life is B natural? 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
982 Can you play 'Rocky Mountain High'? 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
983 You missed a note. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
984 Where does the pool table go? 1.3451 0.04585 142 98 39 5
985 All I want to ask is the name of your movers. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
986 I ordered an upright piano 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
987 The Ad said Cello 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
988 Say, do you know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
989 You came Bach! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
990 Meaning of life? Nah, but would you mind telling me the name of your mover. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
991 ‘You’re late for your lesson,again!’ 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
992 My ideas seem to be coming out of thin air. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
993 It should stay in tune for months. Yodel if you need me. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
994 I'm sorry, I stopped taking requests for "Stairway to Heaven" 20 years ago. Would like to hear something else? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
995 Is it true you're gonna get down tonight? 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
996 "Do you know the Meaning of Life in B flat? 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
997 Master, I've thought about it a long, long time, but I still don't get that 'tune a fish' joke... 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
998 What do you mean 'I just missed it'? 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
999 Sorry--do you want a moment to compose yourself? 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1000 You need an idea? You should build a stairway to here. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1001 ... oh, and your feng shui is all off too. 1.3448 0.04832 145 103 34 8
1002 Not Al, the pianist. Alpinist. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1003 Sorry. I don't take requests. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1004 I have a request. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1005 Hey Dad, Mom wants ta know if you'll be home for dinner?? 1.3431 0.04568 137 94 39 4
1006 Aw, com'on Sam, play it! 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1007 The remaining members of my team request that you stop composing in B flat. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1008 Oh grand one, what is the key to life? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1009 I can see that you’re old and have magnificent instrument, but some of us in the canyon are trying to get some sleep. Can you try meditation for awhile? 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1010 I'm here for my lesson 1.3431 0.04449 137 93 41 3
1011 Do you happen to know "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3431 0.05427 137 102 23 12
1012 I was told there'd be a band. 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1013 Stairway to Heaven, please. 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1014 If you can't explain the meaning of life, then can you teach me to play "Heart and Soul"? 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
1015 "From the top" has another meaning Carl. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1016 Huh. I was expecting a harp. 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1017 Can’t compose a symphony out of thin air. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1018 I know it looks like I've plateaued, but I'm going out on a high note. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1019 Who called for a piano tuner? 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1020 Keep it down, will you? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1021 Either you play Rocket Man or you can carry that down yourself. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1022 Sorry I'm late. My GPS said to take a left at the glacier. There was no glacier. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1023 Mom says dinner is ready. 1.3407 0.05274 135 99 26 10
1024 They told me the most important thing to remember before an avalanche was to stay composed. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1025 They wanted me to tell you no more Elton John. 1.3406 0.04423 138 94 41 3
1026 No, I don't didn't climb all the way up here to discover the meaning of life. I came just to ask how you got that thing up here! 1.3406 0.04423 138 94 41 3
1027 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Next! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1028 leave me alone, i'm decomposing... 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1029 Sorry, but I don’t take requests. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1030 I wasn't planning on staying up here so long, but this thing is a real pain to move. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1031 The most dedicated piano repairman award goes to... 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1032 As your agent I really wouldn’t worry about overexposure, unless you mean winter. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1033 You called for a tune-up? 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1034 Sorry, I only tune Steinways. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1035 The meaning of life is play it by ear. 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1036 While you're taking a breather, sir -- any chance I can interest you in a U.S. Cabinet position? 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1037 I'm with the Musicians' Union." 1.3404 0.04482 141 97 40 4
1038 Steinway really delivers. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1039 No, I won't play " Climb Every Mountain. " 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1040 Finally! I’ve been waiting a long time for those damn lyrics to arrive! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1041 Maybe you need to reconsider what taking something to new heights might really mean! 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1042 No, the New York Philharmonic strike ended in 1973. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1043 You're too early ... Happy Hour doesn't start 'til 5:00. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1044 So this is what makes the canyon so grand. 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
1045 You forgot the candleabra? 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1046 Was there some animals you had to leave behind to get this on the Ark? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1047 How'd you get up here wearing sandals? 1.3404 0.04703 141 99 36 6
1048 Upon reflection, I suppose I could've gone with a harmonica instead. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1049 Your audience just hasn't found you yet. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1050 Wow!.....and I thought this backpack was heavy! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1051 Does it only play high notes? 1.3385 0.04307 130 87 42 1
1052 Looking for a fella goes by the name of 'Mountain Piano Guy.' 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1053 May I use your bathroom? 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1054 Ah, Tim the Tuner. What kept you? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1055 Hey buddy, could you throw me a chord 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1056 It's lonely at the top. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1057 What do you mean you can't play "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1058 I'd like to request "Rocky Mountain High" for Sheila. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1059 If you're looking for enlightenment that's two mountains down. 1.3381 0.04155 139 93 45 1
1060 At my age, it's easier to stay and play than it is to get up and leave. 1.3381 0.04629 139 97 37 5
1061 Please don't play elevator music 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1062 Geez, talk about nosebleed seats.... 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1063 CAN YOU PLAY, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR? 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1064 Why did you stop? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1065 Whaddaya mean you don't know "Climb Ev'ry Mountain"? 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1066 I should have asked for better directions to Carnegie Hall 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1067 That's funny, I thought the view would be grand. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
1068 My expedition ended on a high note. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1069 Mind if I play through? 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1070 I changed my mind...I do want anchovies on the pizza. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1071 Dammit. Can you point me toward bass camp? 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1072 Come on, just for me, 'Rocky Mountain High', 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1073 I take it your composing has reached a plateau. 1.3358 0.04230 134 90 43 1
1074 Eric, after hours of climbing, discovers what actually makes the wind whistle. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1075 No. I don't know the way to San Jose. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1076 Can you please stop playing Piano Man! 1.3358 0.04731 134 94 35 5
1077 Are you up for something four hands? 1.3358 0.04848 134 95 33 6
1078 Your neighbors are complaining about late piano playing. 1.3358 0.04361 134 91 41 2
1079 Did you place this Amazon Prime order? 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
1080 What's the meaning of life? Good Question. Better Question: How did I get this piano up here? 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1081 I'm here in answer to your Craigslist ad for a page-turner. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1082 You may ask only one question and by the way, I don't take requests. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1083 Is this the bass camp? 1.3358 0.04180 137 92 44 1
1084 I think my career has plateaued 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1085 "Feelings?" Really??!! 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1086 I came here to get away from critics like you. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1087 Is it ok if I sit in? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1088 You really need to get another booking agent. 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1089 Oops, forgot my tuning fork! 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1090 FREE baby grand piano: free piano for a good home. a few keys don't strike, but overall great sound. pick up only. must be able to move it yourself. piano bench included. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1091 Hey, is your job offer for a page turner still open? 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1092 Please stop playing "Free Fallin' "! 1.3358 0.04665 137 96 36 5
1093 Still unfinished?! I'm resigning as your agent. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1094 Yes.. I'm Mike from "MountainTop Piano Movers" to give an estimate. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1095 Finally, a piano bar with some real atmosphere. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1096 It was a trek, yes, but where there's a will, there's a Steinway. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1097 Yes sir, we can move your piano down the mountain in seoncds, but first you’ll have to sign our damages waiver. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1098 Are you the one that wanted his piano tuned? 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1099 Mr. Michaelson? Your Amazon order has arrived. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1100 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1101 Hey, could you keep it down? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1102 Elvis? 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1103 When I said high-pitched, this is not what I meant. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1104 I was seeking the secret of life, but I’ll settle for ‘Climb Every Mountain’. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1105 Mr. Grofé, your Grand Canyon Suite makes us feel as though we´re actually there. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1106 Schubert! I'm looking for Nirvana. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1107 This is the last time I’m tuning your piano. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1108 Why here? It's easier to hit the high notes. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1109 You order a tip jar? 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1110 I picked up the gin but they were out of tonic. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1111 Can you turn it down a notch? We just put the baby down. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1112 What do you mean, you forgot your tuning fork? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1113 They had different sizes of piano wire. What size do you need? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1114 You're going to have to move. The third glacier on the left has melted and your resonance is all off. 1.3333 0.04391 132 90 40 2
1115 Not the stairway to heaven, I presume. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1116 This is the last time!!!!....I'm going to teach you how to tune yourself! 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1117 Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for the restaurant in the New Yorker Caption Contest #603. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1118 I'm from the moving company. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1119 We’re trying to sleep down here! 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1120 I'm so glad you made it. I've been looking forward to my lesson. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1121 How about next time we jam at my place? 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1122 It's hopeless. Bring me a Steinway! 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1123 For the last time, can you please stop practicing after 10pm? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1124 I knew it begins with a single step. I didn't expect it to end with Chopsticks. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1125 I took your advice to 'Climb Ev'ry Mountain'. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1126 So that’s why the hills are alive. 1.3333 0.04646 132 92 36 4
1127 If you're not the piano tuner, just turn around and go back where you came from. 1.3333 0.04282 138 94 42 2
1128 Excuse me, how do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1129 If you play "Night on Bald Mountain" one more time, I'll go nuts. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1130 I think I climbed the wrong mountain - I wanted the answer to writer's block. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1131 Maybe I should come back after you get your act together. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1132 No, sorry, I'm a harpsichord tuner. It's still a funny coincidence, though. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1133 ...play like nobody else is listening...play like nobody else is listening... 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1134 Of course it needs tuning again. You're above the frostline. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1135 Look, they're getting impatient. Let's just go with 'a note to follow 'so'. 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1136 Did you remember to bring the sheet music? 1.3333 0.04583 135 94 37 4
1137 So this is where you’ve been Haydn. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1138 Would you like to hear something with just the high notes? 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1139 Put out a tip jar instead of sulking. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1140 So... you play it 'because it's there'? 1.3333 0.04702 135 95 35 5
1141 Could you play something enlightening, please? 1.3333 0.04257 132 89 42 1
1142 I was guaranteed one refrain from "Stairway to Heaven." 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1143 Any chance you brought a kazoo? 1.3333 0.04335 135 92 41 2
1144 I'll be damned ... the original keyboardist of Herman's Hermits! 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1145 I'm Haydn up here. 1.3333 0.05539 129 97 21 11
1146 Stairway to Heaven? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1147 So you're OK? From what we heard, you were decomposing up here. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1148 Could you give me the name of your piano mover? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1149 What do you mean, you don't take requests? 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1150 Don't worry, your work will sell better when you die. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1151 Are you sure this ticket is for next week's performance? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1152 Amazon Prime. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1153 You were supposed to scale the mountain, not play scales on the mountain. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1154 Pandora was right--there are no artists similar to you. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1155 Come on, you must know this one - climb every mountain. No? The hills are alive? River deep, mountain high? What kind of piano player are you? 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1156 Have you been waiting long? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1157 This lesson had better be worth it. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1158 No, I don't know "How to Splint a Broken Leg." But if you hum a few bars, I can fake it. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1159 I had treble with the clef 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1160 The question you should be asking is, "How did I get this damn thing up here?" 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1161 Man, I could use a pick me up tune. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1162 Julie Andrews was right all along. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1163 I offer no sage advice but I can carry a tune. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1164 Dang. They told me this was karaoke night. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1165 Dad, please. Come home. I promise to practice. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1166 Oh great, an agent, just when my career has plateau'd. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1167 The work order said 'Yamaha tune-up.' I brought spark plugs. 1.3309 0.05528 136 104 19 13
1168 I hope you brought a pen. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1169 Rats. I almost brought my cello. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1170 I thought it sounded a little flat up here. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1171 Is this the hall of the Mountain King? 1.3308 0.04095 133 89 44 0
1172 It was then Ned realized—there was nowhere on earth where one could escape from the Piano Man. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1173 Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" please. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1174 You're on in five... 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1175 Could you play a few bars of "I'm Sitting On Top Of The World "? 1.3308 0.04618 133 93 36 4
1176 It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in... 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1177 You'll have to go back. Tell them I only use my regular piano tuner. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1178 Dang! I was coming for violin lessons. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1179 My playing seems to have reached a plateau. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1180 I bet you get a lot of requests to play "The Fool on the Hill". 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1181 Oh shoot, which mountain is guitar? 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1182 I think our lessons have plateaued. 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1183 Do you mind if I yodel? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1184 Please don’t tell me the concert is over !!! 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1185 But why even try to set your new commandments to music? 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1186 Nirvana schmirvana, we're putting the band back together. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1187 Here's a tip - be more accessible 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1188 "The Meaning of Life?" I'm not familiar with that one...maybe if you hum a few bars. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1189 Enlightenment? No, I'm the piano tuner. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1190 would you keep it down? 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1191 You’re taking the soloist thing way too far. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1192 Finally, the piano tuner ? 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1193 How did I get here first? Practice, practice, practice! 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1194 All it needs is a bridge. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1195 I need help finding my way, Bach. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1196 The meaning of life? Hum a few bars and I'll play it. 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1197 Mr. Schubert, your wife says leave the symphony unfinished and come home or your marriage will be finished. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1198 They told me you would be here. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1199 Please tell me you know Freebird. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1200 Oh thank god you’re here, this thing’s so out of tune.” 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1201 Hi, I'm the piano mover. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1202 I'd like to see the size of your Sherpa. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1203 Do you know anything besides 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1204 Please - less 'forte energize' and more 'mezzo lento' - your playing has turned this into an active avalanche area. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
1205 The record company sent me. I'm afraid I have some bad news about the music industry... 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1206 I knew they were alive with the sound of something. 1.3284 0.04711 134 95 34 5
1207 Too late now, but a harmonica may have been a better choice. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
1208 It seems we've both peaked. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1209 I'm here fur elise. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1210 Now you know, my son, why they call the canyon grand. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1211 Wrong mountain, kid. I can't even finish my own symphony. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1212 Summit’s an octave higher, pal 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1213 The guys at Advanced Base Camp are requesting "Freebird" again. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1214 Are you available for weddings and bar mitzvahs? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1215 It’s not you; the acoustics up here are awful. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1216 Mary sent me up to tell you to stop that racket or you'll wake the baby. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1217 No, I'm not the piano tuner. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1218 Sorry to bother you, sir. Will you sign for next door's package? 1.3282 0.04118 131 88 43 0
1219 Were you the guy that called about the bad damper peddle? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1220 So you're saying, the secret of life is Duke Ellington? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1221 Thank God you're here! It's been so hard to get a good tuner on the weekend. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1222 Which one is the key to happiness? 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1223 How about Climb Every Mountain? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1224 Do you know "Climb Any Mountain?" 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1225 You're late for your lesson! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1226 Just a reminder that your rental contract ends this month. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1227 So this is what you do to be in tune with nature. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1228 I prefer music that's a little more accessible. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1229 You called for tuning? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1230 Was I playing too loud? 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1231 Makes sense why they call it Treble Cliff. 1.3282 0.04259 131 89 41 1
1232 The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is right behind me. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1233 You called for a piano mover? 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1234 No, the concert is next month 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1235 You don't know "Climb Every Mountain?" 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1236 I don't know about "meaning," but the key to life is B-Sharp." 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1237 No genie, I didn't wish for a great PIANIST. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1238 Hi, I'm the violinist. Where's the rest of the quartet? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1239 Did I leave my keys up here? 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1240 I’ve finally got you a booking at Carnegie Hall! 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1241 I'm here to repossess the Steinway. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1242 Could you please not practice after 9 pm!? 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1243 Hey! I'm trying to sleep down here 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1244 It's 2 o'clock. You said you'd be here between 9 and 11. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1245 I just needed a moment to compose myself. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1246 Hey! Airbnb guaranteed me A Flat. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1247 Billy's worst nightmare. Another Piano Man request. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1248 I'd know that tune anywhere. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1249 Yes, it's a walk-up, but do you have any idea what recital halls rent for these days? 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1250 Well, the New York Philharmonic rejected your symphony. Said you haven't been dead long enough. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1251 So there are 88 keys to the universe? 1.3256 0.04142 129 87 42 0
1252 I'm your creative muse. I got here as fast as I could. 1.3256 0.04559 129 90 36 3
1253 Why, yes, I am available for children's parties. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1254 Do you know any Thelonias Monk? 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1255 Well, in this case, it really is 99% perspiration. 1.3256 0.04286 129 88 40 1
1256 How long can you stay? It's lonely at the top. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1257 Sorry; I'm on break. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1258 It's quarter to three. There's no one in the place but you and me. 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
1259 Getting here is half the battle. Getting in tune is the other half. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1260 Hello there! I'm Albert, the piano tuner. You said the register seems too high? 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1261 When you said you were going to get high and practice, I was expecting a more relaxing afternoon. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1262 Just a gentle reminder that we'll need it Thursday. 1.3228 0.04728 127 90 33 4
1263 The boys down at base camp are all in the mood for a melody. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1264 Nothing stops the repo man. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1265 Well, I was told you had your own tuning fork. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1266 That was great, but how do I get TO the Hall of the Mountain King? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1267 Play ain't no mountain high enough one more time before I go. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1268 Well if you're not going to practice I'm not going to keep paying for the lessons, grandpa. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1269 I'll call if it needs another tuning 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1270 Here's your sheet music. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1271 I'm here to tune your piano. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1272 Ok, then play Melancholy Baby, not Climb Every Mountain. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1273 Do you know the way to San Jose? 1.3226 0.04797 124 88 32 4
1274 Yes, the view is incredible...but just try & get a piano tuned... 1.3209 0.04444 134 94 37 3
1275 You order a tip jar? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1276 I'm disappointed. I expected a harp. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1277 Meaning of Life? I dunno, I'm still trying to begin my Beguine. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1278 The restaurant? That was weeks ago. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1279 You're early. The recital's not until seven. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1280 I'm here for my lesson 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1281 I don't know, it still sounds a little flat to me. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1282 What took you so long? I called the piano movers years ago. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1283 Are you the tuner? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1284 There is not a single candelabra available in town! 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1285 Sorry to end on such a low note, but I'm the Repo Man. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1286 How high am I? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1287 Moses, you’ve tried your best but the Ten Commandments just weren’t meant to be a jingle. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1288 Come back later, I’m practicing. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1289 Can you please quiet down?! 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1290 Please! I am decomposing. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1291 I came all this way, so I hope you take requests. 1.3200 0.04189 125 85 40 0
1292 I came all the way up here for answers, and you were just making it up as you go?! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1293 How ‘bout a little, “Ain’t no mountain high enough”? 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1294 The neighbors complained about the noise. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1295 Next time you drop your sheet music, we’re going to use a drone to resupply you 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1296 Play it again, Sam. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1297 Yes, when all your answers are showtunes, they sound sarcastic. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1298 What do you mean, "Who's Billy Joel?" 1.3197 0.04240 122 83 39 0
1299 I have come a long long way to hear a really high C 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1300 I was told there would be a quartet. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1301 Sorry, I don't do requests. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1302 No sir, There's no way you've peaked artistically. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1303 You know, that's a thought. Maybe I will learn to play this thing someday. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1304 Can you help me? I’m in search of a lost chord. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1305 Why? Because it was here. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1306 Oh ... and Disco is dead too. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1307 To be honest, I was expecting something a little more profound than "Chopsticks." 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1308 You can come down now, people don't like Kanye anymore. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1309 Do you have a ticket for tonight's concert? 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1310 Who’d you expect, Liberace? 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1311 How about a few "bars" of John Cage's 4' 33"? 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1312 You're early again. It's still unfinished. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1313 Your webcam viewers are tired of watching you pee over the side. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1314 I'd like to make a request: "Stairway to Heaven" 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1315 Can you play, or is it just for show? 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1316 I got tired of all the requests for "Piano Man." 1.3171 0.05693 123 95 17 11
1317 I would've much rather preferred "Stair Way to Heaven" than "Rocky Mountain High." 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1318 Thank you! I'm here til Thursday 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1319 What's the key to life? There're 88. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1320 The reverb is amazing up here 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1321 Do you have your ticket? 1.3171 0.04804 123 88 31 4
1322 I'm looking for the lost chord 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1323 Excuse me did you call for a piano tuner 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1324 I guess it's true - the hills really are alive with the sound of music! 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1325 My wife asked me to move it out of the house 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1326 Play it, Sam. Play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1327 Groupon or walk-in? 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1328 Sorry, I just finished my final set. Come back tomorrow a little earlier. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1329 The people want more hymns. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1330 All about the atmosphere huh. 1.3167 0.05674 120 92 18 10
1331 I came as fast as I could. That piano's not going to tune itself. 1.3167 0.05549 120 91 20 9
1332 The other gurus are asking you to keep it down. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1333 I still don't know why you needed a page-turner in the first place. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1334 Hammerstein, I presume? 1.3167 0.04581 120 84 34 2
1335 No, I don't answer questions. But I do take requests! 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1336 Can you play Stairway to Heaven? 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1337 Did you bring a tuning fork? 1.3162 0.04646 117 82 33 2
1338 Whew, what a climb. Hope you're the guy who ordered the tuna. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1339 Come down already Billy! You'll never top Piano Man. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1340 Are you the one who called a piano tuner? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1341 Sorry, but I don't do requests anymore. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1342 Let me guess: you want to hear "Rocky Mountain High." 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1343 I was hoping you would be the piano tuner 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1344 Hi, I'm Jesse from Uptown Piano Movers. 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1345 Can you play Misty for me? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1346 Next time we yodel a cappella. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1347 Did you bring the last movement? 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1348 I was hoping for the key to life. You’re really offering all 88? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1349 Sorry. I’ll be right back. I forgot my tuning fork. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1350 This is the last time I offer to help someone move. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1351 Still trying to hit the high notes, Maestro? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1352 Oops. I forgot the tuning fork. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1353 It has to go back. I ordered the harmonia. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1354 How did you even get that up here? "I used the stairs" 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1355 No, I don’t give lessons. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1356 Is John Cage's 4' 33" the only piece you know? 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1357 Can you play something uplifting? 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1358 I'm just saying, "Climb Every Mountain" seems a little on the nose. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1359 So that's what happened to Billy Joel. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1360 I am the piano tuner. Sorry it took me so long 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1361 Can I please have my piano back? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1362 Oh dear, they told me it would be a Steinway! 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1363 Sorry but I got here as fast as I could......now, when did you say it was last tuned? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1364 I, too, was surprised to learn that ‘Chopsticks’ is the way to enlightenment. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1365 I was on my way to Carnegie Hall, but I must have plateaued. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1366 Nice try but there will never be another Grand Canyon Suite. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1367 I can't Handel the weight of this Bach pack. Can i treble you for some help? 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1368 I'm with the woodwinds. The percussion section is right behind us. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1369 Is this the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1370 I've been waiting forever. It's sooo out of tune. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1371 Could you please keep it down? I'm trying to climb a mountain here. 1.3136 0.04289 118 81 37 0
1372 I thought there were harps in heaven... 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1373 I was told it was an upright! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1374 Well of course it is. Everyone knows you can't wring enlightenment from an upright. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1375 The movers were fabulous. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1376 I'll take requests, but nothing from The Sound of Music. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1377 Did you yodel for a piano tuner? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1378 Are you by any chance a piano tuner? 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1379 Your venue gives a whole new meaning to the term 'High C'....... 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1380 What's the key to happiness? 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1381 Excuse me but do you take requests? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1382 The good news is I've been sent to help -- the bad news is I'm just the lyricist. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1383 Mom says you can come back home if you've learned something other than Chopsticks. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1384 Sorry I'm late for my lesson - maybe I need to leave my house a day earlier. 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
1385 I see you have mastered the scale. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1386 I take it you need help with descending scales. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1387 Your tour locations are getting more and more inaccessible to your fans. 1.3130 0.04681 115 81 32 2
1388 I'm just looking for the bathroom 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1389 Let’s get you back to bass camp. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1390 Grand Pianos? I thought these were the Grand Tetons! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1391 Sandwich? I was told you needed a tuner on high. 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1392 There must be a simpler way to elevate your performance. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1393 Word is you need a banjo player? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1394 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT TAKING ANY NEW STUDENTS THIS YEAR ! 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1395 I think the acoustics were better on the other cliff. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1396 Are you accepting new students? 1.3109 0.04583 119 84 33 2
1397 'Looks like you peaked a long time ago' 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1398 I'm not old, just decomposing. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1399 Did someone call for a piano tuner? 1.3109 0.04261 119 82 37 0
1400 Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1401 Are you kidding me? You've never looked better, Mr. Joel! 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1402 I'm sure this isn't what he meant when he asked you to take it from the top. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1403 Really? You really think your most pressing need is a tip jar? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1404 "Help me move" he said. "It'll be fun" he said. "I'll buy you pizza" he said 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1405 Amazon delivery...I believe you ordered two dozen tablets of manuscript paper, nine erasable pens, a case of gluten free energy bars and the latest Rolling Stone. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1406 Your music is SO over the top! 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1407 There you are! I knew all that music wasn't just in my head. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1408 I saw your help wanted ad in the New Yorker for a page turner 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1409 You really need to work on the bridge. 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1410 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. Why do you ask? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1411 The good news is you haven't peaked yet. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1412 We're going to need to take the legs off to get it in the truck. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1413 I told you when we started out, it’s a long way to the top if you want to rock’n’roll. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1414 They said you were looking for a 'Chopsticks' partner 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1415 Now THAT was a major scale. 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1416 Oh, good, you must be the piano tuner. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1417 How about a rousing rendition of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1418 So it’s past nine o’clock on a Saturday? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1419 Why did you stop playing? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1420 Morning! The piano tuner wants you to know he's still just searching for parking. 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1421 Did you remember the metronome this time? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1422 Aw cheer up, I bet more people would come to your recital if the venue was a little more accessible 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1423 Looks like I have reached the crescendo 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1424 Do you know any Billy Joel songs? Also, is there a bathroom nearby? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1425 "The valley people just filed a noise complaint". 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
1426 Do you have your ticket? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1427 Oh God, not again. 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1428 What's the key to life? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1429 Actually, this is how you get to Carnegie Hall.... 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1430 Welcome to Zune, please register on the ground level with a valid credit card before requesting a song. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
1431 I thought I told you I... would be Bach. 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1432 Did you meditate for a piano tuner? 1.3103 0.05666 116 89 18 9
1433 You the page turner? 1.3103 0.05395 116 87 22 7
1434 Sorry I'm late; the traffic was a bear. 1.3103 0.05797 116 90 16 10
1435 Alright sorry I took so long. You said you wanted your piano tuned? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1436 So, is this the Treble Cliff? 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
1437 I heard that you needed a piano tuner 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1438 All that gear and you forgot the tuning fork? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
1439 Because "I'm Sittin on Top of the World's" already been done. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1440 I feel like I have plateaued. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1441 You were lookong for a tuner? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1442 Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1443 That WAS you in the Sound of Music playing "Climb Every Mountain", I just knew it. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1444 Wow! The hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1445 Play it once Sam. For old times sake 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1446 This was A major disappointment, but only A minor setback. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1447 I'm sorry -- I'm looking for Mr. Walther, 2pm, Intermediate Banjo. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1448 They say they want it back now. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1449 your career has plateaued 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1450 Am I too late? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1451 I'm more interested in the "how?" than I am in the "why?" 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1452 Would you care to accompany me on the climb down? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1453 Perhaps you'll do better if you change your altitude. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1454 Let me guess, you thought you'd play all the time but now it's just a piece of furniture. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1455 Are you the piano tuner? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1456 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1457 Do you know any Billy Joel? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1458 I'm sorry you don't know how to play the piano. Luckily you ordered it from Amazon so you can send it back and get the harmonica you always wanted. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1459 So, the hills really are alive with the sound of music. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1460 Huh, so the key to life is D minor. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1461 I'm sorry, your tickets were for last week 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1462 I saw your ad on Craigslist and came right over. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1463 A pastoral interlude, please. And Gatorade, if you have some. 1.3070 0.04683 114 81 31 2
1464 Do you know how to tune a piano? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1465 Oh, these are the Baby Grand Tetons. My mistake. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1466 You must be the piano tuner. What took you so long to get here? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1467 No....I’m just a grandfather playing a grand piano in the Grand Canyon... 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1468 You needed someone to play 'Heart and Soul' with? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1469 Now that's how you end on a high note. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1470 What do you mean, you don't play? 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1471 Any chance you could play a few bars from "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.3070 0.04514 114 80 33 1
1472 Your Web-Site clearly says: "All Returns are Free!" 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1473 What piano? 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1474 I forgot the sheet music. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1475 Everyone down in base camp wonders if perhaps you know any other movie scores besides Koyaanisqatsi. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1476 Apex Moving Service, here. We can take the piano but you will have to get down by yourself. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
1477 Nope, I am not a mystic. I'm from the order of the Thelonius monks. Can't reveal great truths or inspire inner awareness but I can play a mean version of Round Midnight. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
1478 Well, at least the view is grand. 1.3063 0.04578 111 78 32 1
1479 I'm here to tune your piano. 1.3063 0.04578 111 78 32 1
1480 It's not that bad, all you have to do is tune it, the other guy carried it up. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
1481 Listen, it was only metaphorical. The hills aren’t really alive. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1482 Now all we need is a drummer 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1483 Sorry...I'm looking for the violin playing guru. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1484 Mr. Steinway, I presume? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1485 Is this the piano you wanted to have tuned? 1.3043 0.04811 115 83 29 3
1486 It is hard to find descent music around here. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1487 I thought I heard an ascending scale. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1488 Your Mother says you are to stay until you get it right. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1489 They want one more re-write. Can you enlighten it up a bit? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1490 Thank God! Finally! The tuner? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1491 I got this idea from my doctor, he does organ transplants. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1492 Can you give me the number of your piano mover? I’m in a 4 story walk-up. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1493 I hope I'm not late for my lesson. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1494 Tell me that fat lady hasn't made it up here yet. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1495 No, it's fine, really. We'll be happy to take it back. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1496 You came all this way for a noise complaint? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1497 Sorry, did I catch you at a bad time? 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1498 There are no 'three wishes.' It's either total enlightenment or 'The Entertainer.' 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1499 Sir we only take requests through our app. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1500 I'm really sorry to be late for my lesson. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1501 If I've told you once I told you a thousand times, there are people trying to get some sleep down here. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1502 Im the piano mover. Where we takin’ it? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1503 What is the meaning of Legato? 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1504 Please tell me you're the tuner I called 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1505 Do you have a minuet? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1506 I'm from the moving company you called. Where do you want the piano? 1.3036 0.04364 112 78 34 0
1507 I always thought it was the angels and their bowling balls. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1508 Nobody had seen the piano man since 1973. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1509 The Piano Man, I presume. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1510 Yup, I'm the fat lady, I'm here to sing 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1511 Oh...that makes more sense. I thought the hills were alive with the sound of music 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1512 Can't you go somewhere else to practice? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1513 Do you know 'She'll be comin' around the mountain'? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1514 I don’t know the way down but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1515 Please sir, what's the meaning of li...HEY! My Steinway! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1516 I was really hoping I'd find you in a burning bush instead. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1517 I hope you practiced this week! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1518 And then it just hit me. This is not how you get to Carnegie Hall. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1519 It’s cruel to play Stairway To Heaven. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1520 What do you mean you didn't call for a tuner? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1521 My journey along the path to Enlightenment now ends knowing what has 88 keys and no locks? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1522 Any chance of a major lift? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1523 Don't ask. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1524 Life? Life is grand. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1525 Let’s make a deal. I’ll listen to your six-hour symphony if you let me tie my rope to your piano. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1526 Where's the guy with the Alphorn? This is the third mountain I've tried. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1527 They called my compositions too lofty. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1528 OK, so exactly how long has it been since the last tune? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1529 I wondered why the hills are alive with the sound of music. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1530 I'm sorry! I can come back later if you're busy. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1531 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we delivered to the wrong address. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1532 Finally! The piano tuner! What took you so long? 1.3028 0.05902 109 85 15 9
1533 So what do you do for fun? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1534 The fact that you got the piano up here is inspiring enough! 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1535 No, I certainly did not order eighty-eight tins of tuna. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1536 The piano does not come with the flat. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1537 Why, it's the old man and the middle C! 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1538 Never reached your peak huh? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1539 What happened to the restaurant that used to be here? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1540 Yeah but the darn thing has been out of tune for three reincarnations. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1541 Repo man! 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1542 "I'm sorry I don't know "Stairway to Heaven". Can you hum a few bars? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1543 I’m a piano tuner, not a magician. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1544 I had a conductor, but he was struck by lightning. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1545 On second thought, how about, 'Stairway to Heaven?' 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1546 You ARE wise. It is easier to travel with a flute. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1547 Quick! I need help with ascending scales! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1548 The climb was the easy part. We're learning Liszt today. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1549 Please. Stop. 1.3000 0.06133 110 88 11 11
1550 Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1551 That was breathtaking! 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1552 Wasn't this a cafe just last month? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1553 You called for the piano moving estimate? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1554 Do you need an agent ? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1555 Oh no - the AirBnB is next door. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1556 I seek the answer to lif...... how did you get this piano up here?!?! 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1557 Other than the acoustics, it’s a grand venue. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1558 No, I am not the tuner 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1559 The neighbors have been complaining. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1560 Open mic is NEXT week. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1561 I'm not Sam and I'm not playing anything again. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1562 Of course it's a Steinway. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1563 Something about this place strikes a chord. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1564 The tuning is reasonable but the clock starts running when I leave the house. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1565 'Yeah, you've reached the career plateau. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1566 Slight snafu. Do you have your own tuning fork, per chance? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1567 You play with a very elevated sense of style. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1568 You're late. Have you practiced this week? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1569 Play 'Misty" for me. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1570 Sorry; you missed the show." 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1571 I heard you take requests. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1572 Do you know "Melancholy Baby"? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1573 I hope you aren't offended, but this will be my last lesson. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1574 Off peak performance, huh? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1575 There's really nothing to it. All you have to is hit the right keys at the right time and the piano plays itself. 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
1576 If you think getting a piano up here is difficult, you should try writing a good song! 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1577 “I agree, the guidebook description of ‘a grand view at the summit’ is misleading”. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1578 Son can you play me a melody; I'm not really sure how it goes. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1579 Oh God! Please stop playing that piano. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
1580 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1581 No, but if you hum a few bars I'll give it a try. 1.3000 0.04389 110 77 33 0
1582 I've tried everything, what's that song that goes 'ba ba da ba bum' 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
1583 There is no meaning of life. Anyway, here’s “Wonderwall.” 1.2991 0.04447 107 75 32 0
1584 Ask me to play anything except "Ain't no mountain high enough" 1.2991 0.04641 107 76 30 1
1585 Did I miss the crescendo? 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1586 You said you wanted to study at a top music school. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1587 No one will believe you. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1588 Ah, enlightenment. For me, it was when I could play Beethoven and Liszt perfectly as long as no one else was listening. Now, go away. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1589 I heard you were looking for a vocalist. 1.2973 0.04889 111 81 27 3
1590 I do have a request...could you give me a hand up? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1591 Is the key to happiness a major or minor? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1592 The acoustics here are horrible 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1593 I'm the piano tuner. Can you enlighten me as to your problem? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1594 Steinway?! Steinway's the answer? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1595 Mom says she can still hear you, and she's trying to sleep. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1596 Must be quite some time since your last movement. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1597 Darn. I forgot the tuning fork. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1598 I have a request. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1599 What do you mean I'm late!! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1600 She says to start without her… 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1601 Billy Joel? Is that you? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1602 Irving! Come home! Your piano teacher is sorry about the criticism. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1603 The villagers say that if you play 'Misty' one more time,they are coming for you with torches and pitchforks. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1604 Thanks for meeting me here. You can see for yourself, it's a bargain for the price. You'll have to take care of shipping, though. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1605 Thelonias? 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
1606 My students have to really want to learn to play. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1607 You better like Brahms 1.2952 0.04673 105 75 29 1
1608 The sherpas want to hear Climb Every Mountain again. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1609 Please limit your playing to daytime hours. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1610 Do you mind? I’m trying to sleep down there. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1611 Apparently I've reached my level of incompetence. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1612 The piano tuner said that you have to meet him half way. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1613 Your ad said, 'same day tuning - no waiting', or it's free, right!? 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1614 Piano tuner? I said Panini, tuna. 1.2936 0.06016 109 87 12 10
1615 That was you playing the whole time? Really annoying, man. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
1616 Maybe your expectations are too high? 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1617 I think I've finally hit my plateau. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1618 No. I don't know "Top of the World" - and no, I don't want you to hum a few bars. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1619 At last... I have found the Abominable Showman 1.2925 0.04637 106 76 29 1
1620 Can I change seats during intermission? 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1621 Talk about ending on a high note. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1622 Venue choice, Herman... That's the key 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1623 Why does everyone ignore the stairs in the other side of this mountain? 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1624 I feel as though I've hit a plateau too. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1625 I hope you brought the lyrics. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1626 You ordered a muse? 1.2925 0.04827 106 77 27 2
1627 In retrospect, this was not the best location to busk. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1628 Franz! It's finished? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1629 I brought the piano duets. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1630 Wow, you really took piano playing to a whole new level! 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1631 Yes, I'm absolutely certain that the location surcharge is not included in the $49 Piano Tuning Groupon. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1632 I hear that you're seeking a lyricist. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1633 Have I arrived at a truly classical moment or just another bad yogi joke? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1634 Is this the observatory conservatory? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1635 If you get a little better, maybe they'll let you play in town. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1636 I think we’re going to have to start charging you for shipping. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1637 Well, maybe it's just that you've reached the peak of your career. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1638 The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1639 Could you please keep it down I'm trying to climb here. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
1640 Do you know, "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1641 it's not the secret chord anymore, is it? thought you were soooo special didn't you? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1642 Phew, next time I'm not buying a balcony seat. 1.2925 0.04439 106 75 31 0
1643 The secret to life? Remain well composed and learn to improvise. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1644 I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t remove the echo! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1645 So, all I have to do to reach enlightenment, is go back and get you a tuning fork? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
1646 UPS - "we'll deliver anything, anywhere." 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1647 Same time tomorrow for our next lesson? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
1648 I'm practicing my scales. 1.2925 0.04439 106 75 31 0
1649 I brought the viola. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1650 Do you have five minutes to talk about elitism in the arts? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1651 What the FUCK are you doing here 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
1652 I'm enjoying the lessons, but since you moved the commute has become quite a trek. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
1653 Ah, at last, the relief yodeler and now I’m outta here! 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1654 I dont know that one, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1655 No, I don't know "The Way to Nirvana", but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1656 I'm looking for a guy that called for a piano tuner. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1657 Not bad,.. but I think we should try it just a little bit higher. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1658 You play "Climb Every Mountain" with such feeling. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1659 Where's mine ? 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
1660 "I thought we'd end this journey to enlightenment on a high note". 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1661 How do you THINK I got the piano here? 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1662 Are you any good at turning pages? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1663 Did you bring the tip jar like I asked? 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
1664 I don't do requests if that's why you're here 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1665 I’m sorry, we’re going with the Kilimanjaro pianist. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1666 The hermit on the other mountain wonders if you could play a little more pianissimo? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1667 Ah, now I see why you get our tuning flat rate. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1668 Your scherzo movement left me absolutely breathless! 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1669 Wow, and I thought my pack was heavy. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1670 You better be the piano tuner! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1671 Play Manilow. Looks like I made it. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1672 I was hoping someone would drop by, wanting to talk, ask me to play some Strauss. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1673 Play something uplifting! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1674 So, that's how you get to Nirvana: Practice, Practice, Practice. . . 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1675 Yeah that song was fine but did you see Beyoncé at Coachella? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1676 Feeling like you've reached an artistic plateau? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1677 We're going to renegotiate my tuning fee. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1678 do you know any rolling stones ? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1679 Oh my, please don't let me interrupt ... 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1680 Free Bird? Really? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1681 The last stop on my bucket Liszt ! 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1682 Excuse me, do you know "Stairway to Heaven"? 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1683 I just wish it was easier to get to these lessons. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
1684 It is a bit upscale for this area. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1685 Having the best piano does make a piano bar, location matters too. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1686 I call the piece, Climb Every Mountain. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1687 Did I leave my tuning fork? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1688 So tell me—what is the key to happiness? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1689 You called to have a piano tuned? 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1690 Sorry, I couldn't find your sheet music. 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
1691 Oh good, I was hoping to end my hike on a high note. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1692 Actually, I’m the harpsichord tuner. Sorry for the mixup. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
1693 Sorry. I thought there was an opening act. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1694 What do you mean, you don't know how to play! 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
1695 Do you know that “the hills are alive” number from the Sound of Music? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1696 There is no improving on Om. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1697 The view up here is looking grand! 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
1698 I'm seeking enlightenment and inexpensive piano lessons. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1699 I heard you playing and understand why you're here. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1700 It seems the clef has gotten you in to some treble 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1701 Yes, the keys to life are ivory. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1702 I don't care how many times you call 311, I'm allowed to play between 8am and 7pm. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1703 Do you know "On Top Of Old Smoky?" 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1704 Hi, I'm Jake from State Farm. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1705 No wonder the Sherpas are on strike 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1706 Thirty five years I've been waiting! Let me guess! You're not the piano tuner! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1707 I was expecting Nirvana. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1708 Excuse me, can you play a little quieter? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1709 I see you're still having trouble hitting that "high" note. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1710 Thanks for coming. It's been hard to find a tuner willing to travel. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1711 The hills really ARE alive... 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
1712 The answer? 'Practice, practice, practice.' 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1713 Would you like some constructive criticism? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1714 Can you play 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
1715 Enlightened One, for I seek the key to ... perfect pitch. 1.2871 0.04524 101 72 29 0
1716 I'm told crescendos are your thing. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
1717 Rach3 is a higher summit than K2? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
1718 You played it for her, you can play it for me! Now play! 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1719 Can you play, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough?” 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1720 What do you mean all you know is "Chopsticks"? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1721 I knew it! The hills are alive with music. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1722 Enough with the acoustic stuff--how bout some Nirvana? 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1723 I climbed every mountain...are you my dream? 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1724 Maybe you should have a sign at the bottom that says "no song requests" 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1725 I hope you can read music. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1726 None of my friends will believe that I met Barry Manilow! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1727 No wonder the hills are alive... 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1728 I want to hit a high C. Just once. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1729 No, this is treble camp. Bass camp has bassoons. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1730 I heard you'd retired. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1731 Yanni? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1732 Might I request a Stairway to Heaven instead? 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1733 Go down, Moses. Let the Piano go. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1734 Wow, Dad, your career really plateaued. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1735 Thank goodness...what rhymes with ‘solitude’? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1736 If you want to make any money giving piano lessons, you might try a more accessible location. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1737 We've had some noise complaints on cliff 2B. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1738 No, I don't know any Billy Joel. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1739 Did you request a piano tuner? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1740 I'm here to pick up the piano. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1741 How important would you say it is that I remembered to bring my tuning forks? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1742 Doctor John, I presume. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1743 Can you play Rockmaninoff? 1.2843 0.04488 102 73 29 0
1744 Is this Inspiration Point? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1745 You sent for a piano tuner again? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1746 How about a little "Stairway to Heaven" 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1747 Piece by piece, I suppose? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1748 They sent me to ask if you know any Elton John? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1749 You don't know The Meaning of Life? Would it help if I hum a few bars? 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
1750 Seven requests from the next peak for something besides 'Climb Every Mountain.' 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1751 Two tunings for enlightenment. That's my final offer. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1752 You send for a piano tuner? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1753 Shouldn't the hills be alive with the sound of music? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1754 You need to play more flats. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1755 "Do you need a vocalist? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1756 Goddamn Craigslist! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1757 aint life grand! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1758 The tuner claims he's busy, but I found a kid with a pan flute who can be here Tuesday. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1759 Glad you could make it. The second G key is a little flat. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1760 I was attracted by the silence. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1761 So they send me an alpinist. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1762 Are you obscure enough to impress my friends in Williamsburg? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1763 Can you play something enlightening? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1764 You called for a prana tuner? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1765 "The hills are alive......really? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1766 One question for our magazine sir: is it lonely at the top? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1767 Sorry, I don’t know that one. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1768 You think that was tough? Try writer's block. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1769 The key to life? There are 88. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1770 Did you get lost on the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1771 Can you play "Fùr Elise?" 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1772 Before I go, are you sure you won't play "The Girl From Ipanema"? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1773 Stop playing chopsticks! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
1774 Finally, all I know how to write are duets. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1775 And now, for the descrescendo. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
1776 I take it this is the piano that needs tuning? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1777 Stairway To Heaven? I don’t know. How does it go? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1778 The parts on backorder. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
1779 You're ten minutes late.....again 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1780 I climbed this mountain because I had a score to settle, son. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
1781 For the last time it's, "Ain't no mountain high enough." Got it? Now write it down. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1782 You're willing to trade the secret of life for the lost chord? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1783 Unquestionably,the toughest tuning job I ever had! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1784 ....so I told them "I'm sick of the stupid alphorn; send me something else". 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1785 OK, bad news. Blockbuster was closed. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1786 Jesus would like to practice his grand entrance again. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
1787 Damn, I only have black keys in my repair kit. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1788 Did I miss happy hour? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1789 The student you have before me is trapped under a rock so I thought I might be able to start a little early if that's okay..... 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1790 Yeah, I take requests, but "Climb Every Mountain" better not be one of 'em. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1791 Rock on. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1792 I don’t mind... but I was a child prodigy when I made the call! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1793 Oh, I have a request alright. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1794 He says there is no second movement. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1795 They wanna know what that's from. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1796 You can come down now, Gramps. Grandma's stopped singing "Climb Every Mountain." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1797 Oh, you were yelling for help. I thought you were requesting "Help!" 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1798 Now I know the meaning of life, but how did you get the grand piano up here? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1799 Base camp is requesting "Great Balls of Fire". 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1800 Which way to the Hall of the Mountain King? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1801 No idea, Brahms left it here. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1802 They were out of fries 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1803 Satan says he’ll join the band but only if he’s on keyboard. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
1804 Chariots of Fire Please.... 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1805 Why, yes, I am a piano tuner. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1806 Could you keep it down? We're trying to sleep. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
1807 Practice? Practice? Practice? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1808 I'm the piano tuner,you realize i charge for travel time as well? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1809 This is the third time I have seen this ascetic on a mountain top. This cartoon is getting old-- please find a better cartoonist. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
1810 Can you turn it down? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1811 Bach off. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1812 Yah, my name is Sam. I played it again and here is where they put me. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
1813 Did I miss it? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1814 It's last call at the bar. Do you want anything? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1815 Nice scale. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1816 Sorry I'm late. The last piano I tuned was really hard to reach. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1817 So this is what they meant by scaling the mountain. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1818 You took a wrong turn, but the answer is still "Practice, Practice, Practice" 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1819 Can you play me an edgy song? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1820 Bösendorfer or Steinway? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1821 A little farther please. You're still spooking the sheep. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1822 We're decomposing. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1823 I hear the view from here is grand. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1824 Oh, you've got a Steinway? I'm afraid I only tune Yamahas. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1825 How did you get the sheet music up here? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1826 What do you mean, you don't take requests? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1827 Okay, I'll play it again for you but the name is Zoltan, not Sam. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1828 Play it in the key to happiness. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1829 Wow! Who's your piano mover? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1830 You need your piano tuned ? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1831 G is not sharp enough. Can you check it out? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1832 I know ... practice, practice, practice. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1833 This next song goes out to anyone who's afraid of looking down. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1834 You….advertised….for a….page turner? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
1835 Mom meant to say no aptitude, not altitude, for the piano. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1836 Welcome! You've come to the right clef. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1837 Although he had to climb every mountain, Georg von Trapp eventually discovered the reason why the hills stay alive with the sound of music. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1838 The Sherpas are complaining; it's time to tune the piano again. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1839 Amazon Prime with two-day shipping! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1840 I'm answering your ad for a sheet music page turner. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1841 Meals on Wheels, at your service. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1842 Do you know the quickest route to the summit?" "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can pick it up. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1843 So how do you pass the time up here? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1844 No Stairway to Heaven. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
1845 Best crescendo I’ve ever heard. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1846 No, I don't take requests. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1847 I see what you mean about your piano skills having plateaued. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1848 When they said they'd give me the keys to heaven's gate, this isn't quite what I had imagined. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1849 Was that Stairway to Heaven? 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1850 Woah! ...... Is that a steinway? Must have cost a fortune 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
1851 If you're omnipotent like you said in your book, what's the problem? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
1852 I'm out of time - I need the cliff notes. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
1853 Sorry, your lesson was yesterday, not today! 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1854 Do you know “Stairway to Heaven”? 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1855 At this point, I'll take requests. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1856 Sorry, son. This one's taken. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1857 Do you know "Ain't No Mountain High Enough 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1858 No, I didn't bring mine. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1859 That’s not what I meant when I said you should practice high notes. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1860 We've had a request that you move along from "Moonlight Sonata." 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1861 Please tell me you brought a stool. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1862 Am I glad to see you! You wouldn't believe how hard it has been to find a tuner. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1863 They say you are a master in the ways of attunement? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1864 I’ve come to finally master Chopsticks. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1865 At last, the promised Grand! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1866 I knew this would end on a high note. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1867 Oh, Great Sage, my quest is to learn what the pedals are for. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1868 I know you wanted to practice in peace. But the composer sent me to bring you some revisions. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1869 Hi. I’m your neighbor from the alp across the way. Your middle C is just the tiniest bit flat. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1870 Still too loud. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1871 What is the meaning of B Flat? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1872 I can carry a piano up a mountain, but I can't carry a tune in a bucket. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1873 So that's why it's called the Grand Canyon ! 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1874 Sorry, but it took so long to get up here that the offer for a free tuning expired. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1875 Yes, I do know 'Stairway to Heaven.' 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1876 You call THAT ‘andante’? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1877 No, no, no! The ad specifically said "You haul"! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1878 Please, I'm begging you, no more Eagles' songs. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1879 Good question. Actually, Amazon's new drones delivered it. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1880 I asked the hostess for a seat away from the kitchen. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1881 What's your WiFi password? I think you're really going to dig Spotify. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1882 I guess you've found the lost chord, haven't you? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1883 Thanks for coming. It seems ticket prices were a little steep. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1884 Something dramatic please, I am making my final ascent. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1885 ...and the critics said I plateaued years ago! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1886 They say you should learn at least some piano before you die. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1887 Excuse me, is your 59$ TV ad-‘sign up for our introduction to meaning of life course and receive three piano lessons absolutely free’ offer still going on? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1888 It's my Unstarted Symphony. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1889 The meaning of life? I don't know that one, but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1890 Oh . . . uh . . . you wanted THAT kind of G-string . . . . 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1891 Really ? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1892 Ok fine..$4500 but you pay for shipping. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1893 Maybe you just need a change in scenery 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
1894 Have you changed your mind about a comeback tour? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1895 Do you know "Heart and Soul"? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1896 Excuse me, Old Wise Man. I've come to find the key to life." "There are 88 of them 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1897 I appreciate your exceptionally evocative rendition of Mussorgsky's "Night on Bare Mountain" 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1898 Based on that crescendo, I can tell you didn't think I'd make it. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1899 Welcome to Bass Clef. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1900 Alas, I have no answer to your query but if you'll hum a few bars I'll fake it. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1901 If you fall, I'll play it in b flat. B flat! Get it? Nudge, nudge? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1902 They said I would find the key of life up here, but I did not expect it to be the key of G. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1903 Don't worry, I've tuned Steinways before. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1904 I eventually got your message. I'm the piano tuner. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1905 At Mt. Everest we understand that the needs of our climbers are changing. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
1906 Tickling the ivories is much more satisfying when you're high. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1907 Sorry, I'm not taking requests this week. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1908 OK, one more time, from the top. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1909 "Your Middle C is way out of tune dammit". "I've been grinding my teeth all the way from basecamp". 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1910 Anyone call for a tune-up? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1911 My wife would like to hear ‘All of Me’. Can you break a twenty? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1912 I am afraid if you are looking for anything but a a solo concerto, it's the next cliff over. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1913 I've been waiting for you, Bach-packer... 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1914 I mispronounced "aria" so the travel agent wrote aerie. And here I am. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1915 I'm sure its just the acoustics.. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1916 Are you the guy who called for a piano tuner? 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1917 Well, at least I tried to make it to your recital 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1918 I didn't hire a piano tuner. 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
1919 Yeah, that's the first question I always get. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1920 Take it from the top! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1921 You don’t know me but I felt the need to climb all the way up here to tell you that your lifelong pursuit of a music career was a waste of your time. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1922 I didn't mean it literally, when I said your performance had plateaued. 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
1923 Maybe less high notes, Maestro. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1924 Congratulations. You've finally reached that high note. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1925 Hallelujah Chorus, I presume? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1926 It's me, Paul, the real estate novelist. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1927 Tuner? No, I'm the piano mover. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1928 Always end on a high note. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1929 Sorry buddy, doors open at 8pm 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1930 You may want to know how I got this up here... 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1931 I just had to know where that music was coming from! 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1932 Come on, one more time: 'Climb Every Mountain...' 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1933 When I said cliff notes, that’s not what I meant 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
1934 No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1935 Sorry. No one is admitted until after the first movement. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1936 Piano tuner 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1937 OK. So I climbed every mountain and forded every stream. Where's the rainbow? Don't tell me you're my dream! 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1938 What happened to your bench? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1939 Play Stairway to Heaven 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1940 I'm the bass player. How do we get the instruments up? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1941 Hey, could you give me a Handel up? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1942 Are you here all week? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1943 Can you write lyrics? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1944 Do you have any requests? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1945 I'm here for the shift change. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1946 Look, after the whole Father Time forced retirement thing, what did you expect, Carnegie Hall? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1947 The villagers would like you to cut out the Coldplay. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1948 Your family wants you Bach. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1949 Practice your scales. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1950 I can see why the hills aren't alive with the sound of music anymore. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1951 Shoot. Paper. I knew there was something I forgot at the store. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1952 I guess it's official, you've peaked. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1953 You forgot the tuning fork? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1954 Wait a minute, I think I left the tuner in my car. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1955 Getting closer...Let's hear how it sounds with the piano on that other mountain again 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
1956 No, I’ve never tuned a piano before. Why do you ask? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1957 Is this one of those pianos they put out for anyone to play? Can I be next? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1958 They've been wandering the desert for 40 years, are you sure you want to open with a blues tune ? 1.2737 0.06250 95 77 10 8
1959 And then when I reach the final summit maybe you could do like an inspirational build up before going back into to the reprise? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1960 I have enough provisions for six more months, but this time your patrons really expect you to finish that sonata. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1961 Now you just have to play Beethoven's 32 sonatas to reach Nirvana. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1962 Uh, hey...I’m here about the craigslist ad. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1963 My travel agent promised me a suite with a view 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1964 Elevator music, nothing but elevator music. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1965 Life is an arpeggio??? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1966 Would you play "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2727 0.04499 99 72 27 0
1967 My advice. Less high notes. -- 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1968 Amazon Prime delivered the piano but they didn't say anything about your cello. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1969 Yeah...his work plateaued a while ago. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1970 You suck 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1971 *out of breath "Are you the one playing the piano?" 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1972 You can come down. The lost cord's been found. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1973 It's a little flat 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1974 Sing me your song, O Piano Man… 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1975 I was told to come here for sitar lessons. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
1976 Sorry, I forgot the violin. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1977 Lemme guess: Mussorgsky. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1978 How about a little Air Supply? 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
1979 Are you the hermit that called a piano tuner? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1980 Oh! So THAT'S what you meant by practicing your scaling. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1981 Fear not, I’ve come bearing autotune. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
1982 It was either here or Brandon MO. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
1983 The answer to your query is: "Does it really matter?" 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1984 Play WHAT again? And who's SAM? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1985 The flyer did say 'Piano tuning service- we come to you.' 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1986 Do you prefer classical or jazz? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
1987 What is the meaning of riff? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1988 "Almost Heaven, West Virginia." Do you need more directions? 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1989 I’m here to face the music 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1990 Excuse me, where is the cafe that used to be here? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
1991 Your shift is up. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
1992 Do you have anything 50% off Liszt? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1993 The acoustics are just lovely up here! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1994 Thanks for coming. It's still out of tune. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
1995 Why yes, I am a cryptozoologist. And you must be the Abominable Chopin. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1996 Now I understand why it's called the Grand Piano Canyon! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
1997 YOU'RE the Piano Man? It's been you this whole time? Play me a song! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1998 Here's your stupid metronome. Forget anything else? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1999 Damn. I forgot the wire. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2000 Sorry to tell you but I forgot the tuning fork 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2001 Play it again, Samsara. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2002 Do you know, ‘Climb Every Mountain”’ in A minor? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2003 I can come back later. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2004 Who's the opener? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2005 This time I remembered my music. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2006 They're out of rye, would you take it on whole wheat? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2007 Stop playing 'My Way.' 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
2008 You need a chord? I thought you needed a cord. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2009 Dad!? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2010 I’m sorry but.... You pack it in, you pack it out 1.2667 0.04687 90 66 24 0
2011 They're sorry they all laughed when you sat down to play. Seriously... 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2012 One pepperoni pizza and a tuning fork.. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2013 Thank goodness I found you. My iPod is out of juice. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2014 The hills are alive with the sound of music. Guess what? We don't need yours. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2015 I hate to bother you, but I believe you forgot to tip the movers. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2016 Please tell me you have page 7 of The Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2017 No bother at all. Only spare me the 'How do you get to Carnegie Hall' jokes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2018 I was expecting a harp 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2019 I never could hit that high note, but I’m glad you made it to the top. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2020 And you said you couldn't hit the high notes. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2021 Bob Dylan? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2022 I’ve brought the lost chord! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2023 This is the pinnacle of success? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2024 Can you play Canyon in D? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2025 Can you turn it down a bit? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2026 Tuning costs'll be $100, travel cost $10, 000. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2027 So is this what they meant by reaching a peak performance! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2028 Where do you go from here is entirely dependent on how you play your own Requiem 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2029 The audience wants me to ask you to play "The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music." 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2030 Of all the mountain tops in all the towns all over the world . . . 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2031 Just hang on. We're open to the public later tonight. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2032 Greetings, I'm the tuner. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2033 Acme global piano tuners at your service. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2034 I forgot my keys again 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2035 You reqeuested a tuner? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2036 You the lady who called for a tuner with pitons? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2037 Do you want mustard on it? 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2038 Yeah, I really, really don’t do requests. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2039 Wow, that had to be hell for the piano movers! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2040 Play Freebird. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2041 It's me, Davy, who's still in the Navy. 1.2637 0.06412 91 75 8 8
2042 Oh, there you are. I'm the piano tuner. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2043 It sounds a bit flat down there. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2044 You got a long way with the piano but it appears you are stuck on this plateau. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2045 Lost chord? No, last chord, I'm here to repossess the Steinway. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2046 How does one get to Carnegie Hall from here? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2047 I came all this way for some peace and quiet... 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2048 Well, my son, 15 years of arpeggios would be a start. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2049 Can you play Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2050 I knew you were in treble. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2051 Why do they call it "Chopsticks?" 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2052 Rumor has it that you're looking for a page turner. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2053 Jake & Elwood sent me. They're putting the band back together ... 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2054 I'm the relief pianist. Sorry I'm late. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2055 So, this is bass camp? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2056 The critics are unwilling to call it your peak performance. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2057 you didn't happen to pass a tip jar on the way up, did you? 1.2637 0.06412 91 75 8 8
2058 Did you bring any sheet music I can play? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2059 Sorry to intrude. I didn’t know this cliche was under new management 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2060 Sorry we're closed. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2061 What we desperately want is ten commandments, not a piano sonata 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2062 “Listening to you lifts me to new heights”. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2063 The echoes in the valley are all out of tune. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2064 26,000 feet to hear Chopsticks? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2065 Bravo! That was a butte! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2066 They said it would be a grand view at the top 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2067 The good news is that you've been accepted at Juilliard. The bad news is that you have to bring this piano. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2068 I'm here to tune the piano. Do you have your Groupon handy? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2069 Well, at least you did it Steinway. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2070 How did I get here? How did you get that grand piano here? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2071 My Mom forced me to stay in and practice every day and it just snowballed from there 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2072 Any chance you have the Lost Chord? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2073 Please, just play 'Piano Man' one more time..." 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2074 Too bad. I'm just about to take my 10 year break. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2075 No, I dont know the meaning of life but I can play you chopsticks. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2076 I hope you brought sheet music. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2077 Nice climax 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2078 Prelude to Nirvana in G? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2079 Pretty good, but let's try that major scale one more time. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2080 Maybe a change of scenery will inspire you. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2081 The new stuff is fine, but I didn't come all this way not to hear "piano man." 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2082 I’m your replacement. Sorry I’m late! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2083 Yes, I’ve written more than Rocky Mountain High. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2084 Hold it down, will ya!? We can hear you all the way down at K2. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2085 So this is where you perform now? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2086 I was a one-hit wonder too, but I got over it. 1.2637 0.04645 91 67 24 0
2087 I'm sorry, next time tune your own piano! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2088 They told me you know heart and soul. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2089 Beethoven I presume? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2090 Play 'Piano Man'. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2091 Do you know " As Time goes By?" 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2092 Know any Marvin Gaye? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2093 Sorry to interrupt I'm here for your annual piano tuning. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2094 You're late, you'll have to come back next week. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2095 I’m Bob, your yodeler. We’ll work this out. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2096 Liberace I presume. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2097 I see I won't be getting any sound advice. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2098 Bass? We need more bass. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2099 Your Bach? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2100 I need to increase your lesson fee. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2101 No, Jeff. You can't come down until you finish your scales. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2102 Huh. I thought God played guitar. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2103 While I AM in search of harmony, I could do without the melodies. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2104 I knew you'd be here. Now let's go home. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2105 I don't care where, our roommate contract said no playing after 8 pm. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2106 Just letting you know we could tell it sucked from down there too. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2107 Stop with the Beethoven! You'll cause a damned avalanche! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2108 I'm not familiar with 'Friends in Low Places', but I do remember when rock was young. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2109 um, did you reserve this camping site? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2110 Can you play a mitzvah this Sunday? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2111 You're my agent for heaven seeks. What do you mean that 'my career has plateaued? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2112 I'm sorry, we don't do Sittin on the Dock of the Bay. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2113 No.. I didn’t bring a rock to hold down the sheet music. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2114 Did you bring the sheet music? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2115 Keep it down, willya! That's the third avalanche this week! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2116 Oh God so this is what you've been doing this whole time. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2117 On the plus side, you've really nailed those high notes. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2118 I don't play requests. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2119 Play 'Sweet Mystery of Life, At Last I've Found You'. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2120 Can you do Freebird? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2121 Sorry for your trouble, but I don't take requests. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2122 I climbed this mountain to practice in peace and the neighbor still asking me to keep it down?! 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
2123 No, I don't know that one. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2124 I'm from Ace Van Lines. They said you needed help moving a piano. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2125 I DID say learning it would be a journey. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2126 Bad news. Nobody cares. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2127 I heard you're in need of a piano tuning... 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2128 Play it, Sam. Play "Climb Every Mountain." You played it for her; you can play it for me. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2129 Finally. Next time I'm going with Grub hub. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2130 How did I get on top of this mountain? Practice. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2131 I need the directions to Carnegie hall 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2132 Are you OK? It looks like you’re decomposing. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2133 The hot dog cart is on the other mountain. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2134 Alexa, play the sounds of nature. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2135 Please help me, I'm falling. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2136 I thought you were done touring, Sir Elton. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2137 It seems like I can't going climbing ANYWHERE without finding an old man, doing something obscure, anymore! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2138 Do you do bar mitzvahs? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2139 What, you were expecting Nirvana? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2140 Yes, the piano is on Craig’s List but does not include shipping 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2141 You're late for your lesson! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2142 No, I don't know 'How Long It Took Me to Climb Up Here,' but hum a few bars and I'll see if I can pick it up. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2143 Can you play an't no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to you? 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2144 Got any toilet paper? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2145 I’m your piano tuner. Sorry, I took a wrong turn. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2146 I found the lost chord 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2147 What ever inspired you to compose a sonata called the “Cliff Notes”? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2148 I'll play whatever you want, but please, don't ask for Climb Ev'ry Mountain! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2149 I know I’m late, but please play it again, Sam. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2150 The key to life? Sure, I can play it for you. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2151 Does Julie Andrews know about you? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2152 That was a helluva major scale! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2153 You really want an encore? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2154 Hi. I’m with Resorts International... 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2155 I'm from the furniture movers. Been waiting long? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2156 Can you play me a tune from the Alpine Symphony? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2157 If you can’t tell me the meaning of life can you at least play “Like A Rolling Stone”? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2158 I'm afraid you've reached a plateau. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2159 Not bad, but the bridge needs some work. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2160 Please, stay! I'll stop playing Chopsticks, I promise. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2161 Hmm... A bit flat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2162 I miss the sound of one hand clapping. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2163 Finally, thank God. You've got one hour to tune it before the audience arrives. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2164 Oh, so it really is about the journey. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2165 the sherpas told me they could have taken me higher had I played an accordion! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2166 Your music is near heavenly, but maybe you could reach a wider audience by just writing the story of how you got that piano up here. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2167 No, Mussorgsky ... you must know it! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2168 Whatever you do, don't play me off. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2169 How'd you fit all that in a backpack? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2170 I guess you could say this is the peak of my career. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2171 Sorry but guitar lessons are two hilltops to the west. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2172 I'm sorry I am not taking requests at this time. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2173 What happened? I came as fast as I could. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2174 Ready for our second lesson are we, John? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2175 That's it? Grandiose enlightenment? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2176 Say, do you know which one of these peaks the investment fund sage is on? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2177 Hey, it’s Bill from Postmates. I’ve got your order. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2178 I just can't seem to hit the high notes. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2179 There. I've climbed every mountain. That would make you my dream. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2180 I thought there was a stairway but now I see it is only a Steinway. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2181 PETA sent me up here to rescue an old goat. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2182 No, I don't take requests, and no, I don't know 'Climb Every Mountain'. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2183 Good news! - Amazon Prime has just expanded to your neighborhood! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2184 Greetings!" "I am the piano tuner; I seem to have forgotten my fork. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2185 Today we'll be doing Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. Brother Ignatius is bringing the cannon. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2186 If you’re not going to play I can really use some firewood. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2187 The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift. Just give me a hand, here. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2188 I heard you need a piano tuner! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2189 Ah, so that was the ringing in my ears. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2190 John??? John from high school??? I sat behind you in Mrs. Anthony's! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2191 'It's never a good idea to practice too loudly when your neighbours are mountaineers.' 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
2192 Your mother wants to know if you've practiced for 10,000 hours yet. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2193 I forgot the sheet music. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2194 They call me the J.D. Salinger of music 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2195 I wish to live in a chord. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2196 What a grand view. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2197 I heard getting high boosts your creativity. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2198 This is the Grand Canyon??! Sweet!! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2199 The acoustics had better be good. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2200 Don't ask... my agent said it was the best venue to play while I was at "peak performance." 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2201 I had enough of one hand clapping. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2202 The camp set me to find out where that damn music was coming from 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2203 What do you mean it wasn't you playing Climb Every Mountain? 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
2204 Do you know "Piano Man"? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2205 I dropped my tuning fork. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2206 You know Billy, there's no shame in retiring. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2207 I just hope you are the piano tuner. This thing sounds just awful. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2208 If you play that one again, Sam, I am going to throw you off that cliff! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2209 Do you happen to have a tuning lever? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2210 The hills are alive with the sound of... this, I guess. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2211 I was just following the Cliff Notes. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2212 I'm your piano tuner..sorry to be late but the first two did not make it... 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2213 I said can you hear me OK down there. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2214 What do you mean, "you're on a break".... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2215 "I'm here for a guitar lesson, is that on the next floor? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2216 No, a Bosendorfer is not the same as a Bechstein. I brought the wrong parts. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2217 Sorry you came such a long way, my name is Everett not Everest 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2218 It's understandable that you feel you've plateaued. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2219 I think I got it this time: “Every Good Boy Does Fine”. See you next week. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2220 Finally! Do you know “Heart and Soul”? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2221 Sorry, wrong plateau. Beyoncé is one to the right and much further up. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2222 Can't you play something a little less uplifting? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2223 You're lucky you're such a good piano teacher. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2224 I never dreamed I'd find a vintage Steinway for $500! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2225 Finally! "Heart and Soul" or "Chopsticks"? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2226 would you keep it down? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2227 Have you considered distance learning? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2228 No consultations today. I’m feeling a bit decomposed at the moment. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2229 Tuner here. Sorry I'm a little late; my GPS was down. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2230 So, you've had trouble finding a tuner? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2231 Have you considered a vow of silence? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2232 Do you take requests? Because I have two. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
2233 Play Stairway! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2234 Once more with feeling 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2235 Where's Julie Andrews? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2236 The lyric you are looking for is "I get by with a little help from friends, ooh I get high with a little help from my friends". Simple and catchy. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2237 Could you please turn it down a bit? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2238 I'm here as the attorney for the valley residents. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2239 Could you play a little quieter please? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2240 I only tune organs. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2241 I'm sorry but there was just no way I could bring the drum set 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2242 I like your high notes 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2243 It's not the actual tuning of the piano that I dread. It's just that these tuning forks are so damned heavy! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2244 You want the meaning of life? Can you hum a few bars? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2245 Not bad, but the pitch is a little high. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2246 You better have brought the metronome. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2247 My piece has reached its plateau. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2248 Where should I park the truck? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2249 I hope you're the tuner. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2250 My spiritual guide called and said you needed a tuner. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2251 "Meaning of Life?" Doesn't ring a bell, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2252 The meaning of life? Hum a few bars, I’ll see if I know it. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2253 I understand you're searching for the lost chord? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2254 Did you get my request? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
2255 Am I too late? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2256 And on the eighth day, God reached a creative plateau. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2257 The dueling pianos are two mountains north. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2258 “So, the high C is sticking? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2259 If you hum a few bars of climb every mountain, I'll try to play it. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2260 So, you are finally here for our duet! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2261 All I'm saying is you could've helped a little. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2262 They call me the "Clef-Hanger". But, you can call me, Steve. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2263 I hope you have some songs in your backpack -- I can't get sheet music delivered up here. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2264 DID YOU CALL TO HAVE YOUR PIANO TUNED? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2265 You made it! Now it's your turn. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2266 Im sorry but we just don't do Steinways. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2267 So you DON'T do requests? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2268 Whew, trying to find a close parking spot was really hard. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2269 Let me guess, Heaven and Earth Moving Company? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2270 When they told me that the Piano Man was at the top, I was expecting Billy Joel. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2271 I assume you saw the poster. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2272 Hey, you're littering. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2273 If you're the tuner, I want you to know I don't pay extra for travel. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2274 And I thought they called it grand because of the view! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2275 The rest of the band was wondering: When did you decide to go solo? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2276 I'll tell you right now , the altitude will affect the tuning. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2277 Could you keep it down up here? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2278 Finally! The upper range is a little out of tune, the damper pedal sticks, and the voicing is off. Oh, and did you remember the breath mints? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2279 And you think your backpack is heavy... 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2280 I thought I heard music! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2281 I'm sorry, a piano bar is not my idea of heaven. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2282 Good thing you dont play a wind instrument. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2283 Please sir..... Handel’s Water Music. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2284 Did you call for a piano tuner? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2285 Are you the guy who sent for a piano tuner? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2286 I realize your tuning appointment window was from 1987 to 2017, but the traffic was terrible. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2287 Maybe something other than the theme to Jaws would be appropriate? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2288 I'm here for my piano lesson. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2289 Bach, is it you? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2290 Are you dreaming? Well, let me ask you, did you climb EVERY mountain? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2291 Could you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2292 Everyone agreed you need a tune. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
2293 " There was a restaurant here a few weeks ago". 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2294 Ready for your lesson? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
2295 I am not your father; but can you tune a piano? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2296 You the guy needing a piano tuned? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2297 I've come to hear your peak performance tonight. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2298 Hello, I am from the peak next door. Do you mind keeping it down? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2299 No, not that one. The other one. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2300 Sorry, I've just got a harmonica. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2301 Was it a major scale? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2302 Too many high notes. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2303 Dont play it again Sam. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2304 Muse??? You’ve got to be kidding! The message I was given was you wanted NEWS. I’m from the Daily Chronicle. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2305 I wanted to achieve a peak performance, but seems like I’ve been waiting decades for you to come tune the darn thing. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2306 So, what's the key of life? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2307 God does not play dice. He is a piano man. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2308 Are you the piano tuner from Kathmandu? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2309 Is middle C the key to life? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2310 You say its out of tune. Grand! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2311 I thought I heard some Mussorgsky up here. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2312 "Climb every mountain, again?" Isn't there another song I could play for you? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2313 It's nine o'clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in... 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2314 I could hear the wobbly B flat from base camp! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2315 How long have you been decomposing? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2316 Yes son, you best b sharp, lest you b flat. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2317 Seriously? It's after 10pm! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2318 At last! I've come to deliver your streaming revenue. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2319 Next time there’ll be a travel surcharge to tune the piano. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2320 I decided the commandments needed a sing-along. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2321 As your publicist, I think it's time to admit that prolonged exposure to solitude and altitude has not overcome your "Composer's Block". 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2322 They are not budging, the Tetons want their piano back 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2323 Do you know, " I'm sitting on top of the world? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2324 You're really hitting the high notes 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2325 I suggest you read the small print in your Amazon Prime agreement. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2326 People are complaining that the hills aren’t so alive anymore 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2327 Are you the guy at 226 Himalayan Way who wanted a piano tuner? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2328 They said you are searching for the lost cord. You may find it a bit lower down. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2329 You missed the recital. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2330 Have you practiced for your lesson this week? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2331 My way - or the Steinway. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2332 They sent me up to tell you to stop playing Heart and Soul. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2333 Please tell me you're a piano tuner. I can't play a single chord of "Misty" anymore. Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2334 Believe me, reaching a plateau, isn't all that it's cracked up to be. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2335 Thank God you're here, the F key is out of tune. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2336 Yes, you've reached the heights of my creativity. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2337 It's a butte! 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2338 Kathmandu wants you to keep it down up here. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2339 Don't tell me: You've been trying to master this piece 'because it was there.' 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2340 Did you bring the drum machine? 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2341 Do you know up up and away?? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2342 You schedule a tuning for today? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2343 I found the lost chord 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2344 Yes! I've got the words! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2345 It was at that point he knew his piano playing skills had plateaued. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2346 Sorry, I don't know "Misty 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2347 Still trying to play Beethoven? Me too. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2348 Welcome Bach. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2349 Moses! He said “Part the Red Sea” not “Play it in C!” 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2350 Wow.., what a way to ruin a person's sense of accomplishment.. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2351 You’ve got a grand view at least. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
2352 I hope you're not working for tips. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2353 The rest of your fans weren't able to make it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2354 Sorry, I don't know Free Bird. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2355 Show-off. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2356 Mom said you'd be here. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2357 So this is where department store pianists went after the nineties. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2358 Now you're flat, but there's a mountain in the next range that I think is the perfect pitch. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2359 You're finally here. It's so hard to find a piano tuner these days. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2360 Could you please keep the noise down a bit? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2361 What do you mean the Jazz Trio is on the next mountain top?? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2362 On second thought, I'd rather have the piano on the ground floor. Would you mind taking it down for me? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2363 Take a number. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2364 "Meaning of life?" No clue. "Key to life?" I'm your guy. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2365 My apologies but I was delayed at a lower altitude by a string quartet! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2366 Can you turn it down? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2367 Congratulations. You've reached the Classical Age of Enlightenment. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2368 Mom says dinner's getting cold... 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2369 How have you never heard of it? It's a pretty famous Marvin Gaye song. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2370 The hills are alive with the sound of you being flat. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2371 Could you keep playing while I climb down, just for dramatic effect. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2372 How about Piano Man? 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
2373 I suppose it would be out of the question to ask if you just happened to have a tuning fork? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2374 So where do you draw inspiration from? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2375 Mom says come home and give techno another try. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2376 The village is bored with classical - they want contemporary jazz. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2377 I'm sorry. I just sold this one two minutes ago. Would you care to browse our sandal clearance section instead? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2378 Well you used to rock, but it feels like your career's plateaued. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2379 Did I miss my cue? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2380 Schoerder, you have aged well and your piano has really grown! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2381 No I don't know "Rocky Mountain High," but if you hum a few bars I can fake it. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2382 A lovely composition but the end left me hangin 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2383 Is there an encore? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2384 The piece has a nice melody but could use more atmosphere. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2385 I couldn't find you on Spotify. 1.2500 0.06532 84 70 7 7
2386 I'm sorry, your ticket was only good for yesterday's performance. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2387 Enough classical! Play On Top of Old Smokey. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2388 Chopsticks? That's all you've got? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2389 Good news: we found the lost chord .... the bad news, it’s now owned by Facebook. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2390 I was told you have the key 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2391 I hear you're looking for a lyricist. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2392 Play something I can yodel 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2393 I can pay you in exposure. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2394 Scale it again, Sam! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2395 Do you know how much I paid for this on Ticketmaster? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2396 You're a little flat. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2397 anyway, here's wonderwall 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2398 What key? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
2399 It's a longer way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2400 Next time you'll have to tune it yourself. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2401 So, there aren't eighty-eight keys to happiness? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2402 I left my tuning fork at basecamp 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2403 I need to talk about our weekly lessons. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2404 Quite a journey. How long since the last tune-up? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2405 Dr. Beethoven I presume... 1.2471 0.06675 85 72 5 8
2406 Long time, no "c". 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2407 I hate to complain about your music, but every time you play a pianissimo, I have to climb up here to hear you. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2408 I'll take it from here. "Unfinished" is not an option. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2409 You REALLY don't take requests?? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2410 The tuner ran off with the sherpa. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2411 Do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2412 Do you mind keeping it down? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2413 Still having trouble with those high notes? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2414 I hate to introduce myself like this, but I'm from the village over there. You mind keeping the noise down in the mornings? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2415 Steinway or Yamaha? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2416 Oh good, I just used my last hammerklavier. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2417 So, you’re telling me that ‘free solo’ is not just climbing without ropes, but, in fact, an actual free solo? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2418 That's what I call a solo. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2419 I've got one free hand. Do you want to hear it clapping? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2420 You really should try playing lower. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2421 You're just in time. Daniel's traveling tonight on a plane. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2422 I only play rock music. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2423 Funny, I thought I was hearing piano music because I was getting close to heaven. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2424 Colonel Von Trapp, how DO you solve a problem like Maria? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2425 Wow. your musical career has really plateaued. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2426 Whew! This is one Grand view! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2427 My ex-girlfriend gave me a Groupon for beginner piano lessons...is that still valid? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2428 Are you the one who requested a piano tuner? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2429 I could use a whole rest right about now. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2430 You'll learn fast; it's less dense here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2431 I'm the only one who signed up for the ultimate cross-fit? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2432 Before I ask for advice, please tell me you numbered the pages. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2433 Welp, there truly ain't no mountain high enough. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2434 But all YOU had to remember was the key to open the lid on the keyboard 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
2435 You're the most qualified candidate available, so he'll ban nearby fracking if you'll take over the EPA. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2436 I can't wait for drone delivery! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2437 Would you play a few bars of "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2438 So, are lessons a two for one deal? 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
2439 Do I look like a piano tuner? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2440 Nice shoes, how did you get them up here? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2441 Heavenly music isn't real? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2442 Do you take requests? I'd like to end on a high note. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2443 Do you know if there is shelter up here?" "I'm not sure, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2444 You don’t really care for music, do ya? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2445 I’m with “Any God Forsaken Place on Earth Piano Tuners”. Now give me a chord in G minor while I sob uncontrollably. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2446 Dad, if you would just consider getting the upright I think she would take you back 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2447 Oh, hey Bill. Why the long face, the altitude giving you treble? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2448 The last mountain to scale is stage fright. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2449 The neighborhood association sent me. You've really got to keep it down. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2450 Let me guess, Siri took over your old job. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2451 Next time you need your piano tuned call somebody else! 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2452 My wife is around the corner. Can you play 'She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain?' 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2453 Listen, I know we’re called Upstate Piano Tuning but this is ridiculous! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2454 Can you play "Aint No Mountain High Enough" in D Major? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2455 I know you are taking a break from social media to finish your opus, but your high school friend, Sam, really wanted you to see his new lawn mower. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2456 Treble clef? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2457 Any chance you have the WiFi password? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2458 I'm sorry. We have seven other requests before yours. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2459 This is the last batch of scores for your Unfinished Symphony, just FYI. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2460 The critics really slammed me after the last couple of avalanches. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2461 You're late. You missed my peak performance. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2462 Sorry buddy. I've already hit the highest note. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2463 Is this the famous Stein Way? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2464 Stuck? I've reached a plateau! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2465 The rest of the orchestra is stuck in traffic. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2466 I've been waiting so long, anyway the acoustics are terrible. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2467 Debussy right now? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2468 Welcome to purgatory... 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2469 What -- you want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2470 Didn’t you get my note? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2471 Know any show tunes? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2472 Will you tune that damned middle-C already? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2473 Can you direct me to the Clavichord Class? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2474 Sorry, but Mohammad is two mountains over. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2475 Ok, how about Melancholy Baby? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2476 Speaking for the village down in the valley, please either stop plinking away after nine at night or take lessons. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2477 The key to life is 'G'. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2478 Oh no! Did I miss the overture again? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2479 Oh God, I forgot my tuning fork! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2480 Never found the key? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2481 Do you have the time? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2482 This isn't what I envisioned my peak performance to be. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2483 Yeah, sorry.... the gurus down the way wondered if you could keep it down a bit? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2484 What happened to the guy who used to yodel up here? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2485 'Climb Every Mountain' yet? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2486 I’m the piano tuner you called for. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2487 So I heard you need a piano tuner? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2488 And I thought going to see you in the Hamptons was a hassle. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2489 Don't ask ME to carry that damn thing down!!! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2490 Melan...”(wheeze) “choly...” (wheeze) “baby...? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2491 Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "The tuna. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2492 Your middle C is a touch flat. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2493 Can I turn on, tune in and drop out with you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2494 Now that you know the true meaning of a major scale, you may progress to playing one. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2495 I'm back. Still couldn't find any of our friends who would help move the piano. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2496 "I can see that you absolutely hold the keys to enlightenment! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2497 The people down in the valley are asking you to ditch the serialism. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2498 Have I missed anything? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2499 I heard your work on the internet, and I just wanted to say I didn’t like it. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2500 Why not just name it “Unfinished”? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2501 I'm from the elevator company. We have a proposition. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2502 You’re telling me it’s unwise to overpack? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2503 Just as I tweeted, the view is simply grand. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2504 You're not Elton John! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2505 What do you mean, it's not out of tune? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
2506 Dad requested I play "Far, Far Away." I sure showed him. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2507 I heard you do a wonderful rendition of "I'm a Believer." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2508 When does the bar open? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2509 Honestly, some people will do anything for attention. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2510 When you said your music had hit a plateau, I was not expecting this. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2511 Do you know any other songs? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2512 A page-turning cliff-hanger. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2513 Climb EVERY mountain? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2514 Wow! Everything here really is Grand 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2515 It’s an easy scale. Tough taking it back down, though. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2516 I’m here for the piano lessons. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2517 Is this the Tip Top lounge? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2518 You wouldn't happen to be a piano tuner, would you? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2519 Sorry Brian, the concert hall needs its piano back tomorrow. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2520 So, is it PEEanist or peeANNist? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2521 I am going to have my trail mix. Can you play a little light dinner music? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2522 So, you're telling me there's an app for this now? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2523 You here to tune? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2524 God, we get it already! Anyone can pick up the piano at an advanced age. Now cut that racket out. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2525 You're 42 years late for your piano lesson, Jeffrey. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2526 Finely. The tuning fork has arrived. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2527 What is the meaning of Chopin's etudes? I thought you'd never come. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2528 How about a rendition of "Climb Every Mountain"? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2529 Is it 9 o'clock on a Saturday? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2530 At least tell me you know how to play "We are the Champions" 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2531 Nope. Sorry. No bench. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2532 You look like the man who can tell me what Diddy Wah Diddy means. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2533 Chopsticks? Really? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2534 So the sound of one hand clapping just doesn’t cut it, does it? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2535 The donor wants to know whether he’ll get to hear his symphony in this world or the next? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2536 "Sure, I can play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"' 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2537 Did you say you could teach me to scale or two scales? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2538 Yup, I have my cello on my back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2539 Aw, no...what happened to the restaurant? I was just here last year! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2540 Practice, practice, practice...and a flat rate moving company. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2541 I thought I would take music to new heights. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2542 How do you get to Carnegie Hall? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2543 Are you here for the rock concert? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2544 Would you believe I forgot my piano tuning equipment? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2545 Bill, I believe this is killing me. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2546 Is this the 'Sound of Music' auditions ? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2547 I do take requests, but I don't like that song. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2548 Would have been easier to catch me at the Garden. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2549 I'm on the top of the world, sitting on a rainbow- come on, play! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2550 Better to go Ford Every Stream ! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2551 I don't do requests. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2552 How 'bout Melancholy Baby? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2553 If you came to me to put bread in my jar and ask what am I doing here, it is a long story. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2554 Excuse me, is this the Peak of Your Career? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2555 Base Camp One is wondering if you could play a little quieter. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2556 No you can't change the lyrics. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2557 Wait'll I tell the guys where I found you. What a night. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2558 You better C sharp or you'll B flat! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2559 Do you know 'Climb Every Mountain'? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
2560 Unless you have a candelabra in that backpack, you wasted your time. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2561 Is that really the way to Carnegie Hall? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
2562 Finally! I've been waiting for a page turner for eighty-seven years. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2563 I'm sorry, I only know 'Chopsticks' 1.2410 0.04723 83 63 20 0
2564 Suzuki? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2565 What sort of a duet? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2566 I heard you take requests. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2567 No one cares if it's unfinished. Just give me whatever you have of the symphony. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2568 If you can pay to move it, it’s yours for free. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2569 How about a little Hoagy Carmichael? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2570 Did I miss it? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2571 That was fun! For the way down, would you play 'Night On Bald Mountain'? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2572 Try another mountain, this one's taken. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2573 Pack it in, pack it out, buddy. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2574 Leon! We've been looking everywhere for you! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2575 Please just stop playing “Wind Beneath My Wings!” 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2576 I've been duped. This isn't Bald Mountain. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2577 Looks like I’ve reach another creative plateau. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2578 So this is where the sounds of music come from!!! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2579 Were the hills once alive with the sound of music? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2580 What is the meaning of B Flat? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2581 Excuse me, but would you play "Ain't Misbehavin'?" 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2582 Hey, cheer up! It's not the end of the world...is it? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2583 You played it for her, now play it for me. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2584 Oh sorry, I thought this was the Yo-Yo Matterhorn 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2585 No, I’m not surprised. I’m used to scales. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2586 I've been practicing for years and now you're telling me this isn't Carnegie Hall? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2587 Please! I am right underneath you . Could you please keep it down? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2588 So this is why people say it's easier to play the guitar. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2589 The village people sent me to check if you know any other tunes...? 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
2590 You don't happen to have a tuning fork? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2591 Herr Mahler? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2592 I forgot my tuning fork. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2593 I have a ticket for the evening performance. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2594 Oh sorry, thought I heard a condor's mating call. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2595 I'm here for the muse job you advertised in 1990. Just curious: the 'message in a bottle' thing--that's not how you mail out paychecks too, is it? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2596 Beautifully executed, but I was asking about the real edelweiss. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2597 I'm a sex tourist here to see the world's oldest, tallest... oh darn it. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2598 Am I too late for your piano solo? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2599 Don't you know anything besides "The Grand Canyon Suite" ? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2600 Why'd you leave me stranded on a high note? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2601 So this is why they call it the Grand Canyon . . . 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2602 You've risen to the highest stage. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2603 Was that you in the elevator? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2604 Am I too late for the matinee? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2605 Just so we're clear—I won't take a personal check for tuning your piano. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2606 You call about a loose pedal? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2607 You called for the piano tuner? 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2608 Your Amazon Prime shipment of pens and paper have arrived. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2609 'Play something airy' 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2610 It strikes a chord. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2611 I told you, altitude will affect the tuning 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2612 You're on in 5,000 feet. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2613 Does the price include free delivery? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2614 I forgot to mention that we also need some tea and new recycling bin. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2615 Are you the piano tuner or the chiropractor? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2616 No wonder it's out of tune. It's drafty as hell up here. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2617 God??! Gosh darn, you're not done yet? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2618 You're the source of all those Barry Manilow jingles? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2619 They were out of almond milk 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2620 If you're taking requests, Mr. Joel, could you play "Piano Man"? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2621 Sorry, standing room only. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2622 I would've been here to repair your piano sooner, but it wasn't as flat as I thought it'd be. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2623 I am your new agent. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2624 I didn’t think it would actually take you forty years! 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
2625 Oh wise one, answer me : will I ever score? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2626 I don’t take requests. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2627 I heard there was a secret chord. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2628 ‘Stairway to Heaven?’ Seriously? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2629 Hmmmm.... no, We've had no gong meditations here for at least the last 30 years 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2630 Stuck on the intermesa? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2631 The agency sent me to tune your guitar. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2632 I am here to tell you your warranty has expired and you’ll have to tune the piano yourself 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2633 My musical talents have peaked. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2634 Enough with the marches. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2635 God, it’s a little off pitch. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2636 Sorry but I thought heaven would be way cooler than this 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2637 The monks across the valley sent me to tune your piano. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2638 It's not an anoxic Fantasia, the hills ARE ALIVE! With the sound of music!! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2639 I just can't keep coming up here to tune it up period. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2640 What?! Do I look like a piano tuner? No, I’m the barber. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2641 These hills are NOT alive with the sound of music. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2642 So the meaning of life is a toe-tapping medley of show tunes? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2643 Ok, I finished another scale when do the piano lessons begin? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2644 Thank you, I'll be here all week. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2645 No, I’m an art critic. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2646 Do you know ‘Stay Alive’ from ‘Hamilton’? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2647 Can you play “ Somewhere over the rainbow”? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2648 Excuse me, which way to the wind instruments? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2649 So, now i know why my Amazon Prime membership is gonna be hiked by $20 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2650 That was a long solo! 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
2651 Oh damn, I think I forgot the tuning forks. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2652 We're ready to leave Egypt whenever you are Moses. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2653 So I heard you offer lessons for free 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2654 I’m here for my lesson. And the meaning of Life. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2655 This is not the fastest way to Carnegie Hall, I'm gathering. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2656 Would a little Stairway to Heaven been so hard? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2657 If you want to play for an audience, the next mountain over has a restaurant. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2658 I heard you needed a page-turner. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
2659 Do you know, I've Got A Feeling I'm Falling ? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2660 What is the meaning of leitmotif? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2661 I have your harmonica. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2662 Good acoustics 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2663 Is it intermission already? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2664 Its easier to hit the high notes up here. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2665 Got anything besides rock music? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2666 Never fear. I'm here, your lyricist. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2667 Maestro, I think you've plateaued 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2668 You're booked for two weeks at a Holiday Inn in Alabama. It's not much, but it's a start. Now let's go get you a suit. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2669 I'm an attorney with ASCAP, we're filing for infringement. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2670 This tuning's going to cost you extra. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2671 "The Meaning Of Life"? Not sure I know that one. Could you hum a few bars? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2672 Do you know “Edelweiss”? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2673 I hope you have a pencil. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2674 Yeah man, keep going. You probably don't want to hear what's going on here. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2675 So your telling me these hills are not alive ? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2676 It's George from Alpine Piano Service, sir. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2677 If I did play requests, the song"Ain't no mountain high enough," would not be one of them. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2678 Is it finished? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2679 Nope, you can still play like no one is listening. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2680 You must be the tuner. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2681 If you play "My Way," I'm leaving. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2682 How much longer are you gonna sulk up here, Elton? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2683 Don't even try to tell me your pack is heavy. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2684 Wisdom? Never choose the cut-rate mover. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2685 "May I request Jackie Wilson's 'Higher and Higher'? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2686 Okay, "Life is like a piano." Now tell me something I don't know. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2687 Practice! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2688 Amadeus? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2689 What is the meaning of riff? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2690 I'm following the "Stein - Way... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2691 I don't like that song either. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2692 Guru, I don't care if they are the keys to life, this is your last free re-tune. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2693 Heart and Soul...? No, but I have memorized all the lyrics to Hamilton. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2694 They say he's spent a lifetime searching for harmony 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2695 I thought this was the rooftop dining palace 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2696 This mountain ain't high enough. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2697 Sorry, but I think you scaled the wrong flat-teau. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2698 Sorry, I'm a seeker, not a tuner. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2699 I appreciate the struggling artist thing, but I’ve got a Boy Scout troupe with tents. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2700 Can you keep it down? Don't make us call the cops. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2701 I've heard you only play the hugh notes 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2702 Dad!? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2703 My next piece will be "Climb Every Mountain." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2704 No, but if you hum a few bars... 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2705 Mr. Piano Man, I presume? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2706 Could you play just a little quieter? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2707 Can you play that one song? You know, the one that goes like duh duh duh bah duh bah duh duh? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2708 Have you tried “B natural”? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2709 Night on Bald Mountain? Could you hum a few bars? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2710 Sorry, I don't know 'Can You Tell Me the Secret to True Happiness'. Could you hum a few bars? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2711 They want to know if you can play something besides gospel? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2712 There's more scaling? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2713 Wow, this is grand! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2714 B Flat is sticking again. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2715 Do you play requests? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2716 Are you taking requests? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2717 ‘I just hope this will end on a happy note!’ 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2718 Only a backpack? Pussy. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2719 Is this a plateau?” “No, it’s pronounced pi-an-o. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2720 I was wondering if you could play "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" for my wife... 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2721 I climbed all the way up here for a life lesson, not a piano lesson! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2722 Don't tell me -- you were expecting the hills to be alive with the sound of music. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2723 hi... I am the piano tuner... sorry to keep you waiting... 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
2724 I don't know "Climb every mountain." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2725 My Uber's waiting, so make it quick. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2726 Play 'Misty" for me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2727 I bring apologies from the piano tuner. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2728 Timmy, you're late for your lesson 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2729 You sent for a tuner? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2730 Play it again, Sherpa. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2731 Time for you to come on home, Alice. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2732 If you were my real friend, you would help me move this giant piano. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2733 How about ‘I’ve Got Friends in Low Places’? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2734 Huh...God plays on a Black piano.. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2735 I thought the Mountain King lived in a hall? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2736 Can we do a one hour lesson every two weeks instead of 30 minutes weekly? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2737 I’m searching for the key to my life... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2738 I thought for sure I got the address wrong for the free tuning. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2739 I am your 3:00 lesson. Sorry I am a little late. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2740 Finally. I can only make love to my tonic and gin so many times. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2741 No wonder lessons are only 2 bucks an hour. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2742 Who told you I take requests? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2743 Seven thousand feet and that's your request? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2744 You called for a lyricist? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
2745 This requiem is sure to kill me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2746 Damn! I knew I should have brought sheet music. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2747 But the ad said today! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2748 Can you play Piano Man? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2749 Yes, I’m the @realPianoMan ! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2750 Gimme a song, you're the piano man. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2751 Very good. Now, take it from the top. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2752 Your agent's on the phone... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2753 Nice try, but it’s not Nirvana. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2754 So that's why they're called the Grand Tetons! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2755 It's completely out of tune up here. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2756 No, but if you sing a few lines I can fake it. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2757 At last, the Seventh Sonata. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2758 I came up the Steinway 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2759 - Hi Dude. K2 ? - Nope, K 466. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2760 Of all the gin joints and mountaintops . . . 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2761 No, I didn't bring a tuning fork. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2762 Are you really saying that the show ended just five minutes ago? 1.2308 0.06031