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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We are authorized to use farce, if necessary. 1.9788 0.01139 5009 1681 1753 1575
1 Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking. 1.9210 0.01114 5053 1798 1856 1399
2 Oh, you'll laugh. They all laugh. 1.8660 0.01193 4283 1630 1597 1056
3 Don't make us go for the juggler. 1.8611 0.01279 3982 1611 1313 1058
4 If you think he's a clown, wait until you meet your public defender. 1.8460 0.01091 5274 2124 1838 1312
5 I’m going to need you to describe the perp to our balloon artist. 1.8008 0.01634 2294 976 799 519
6 “I’m the carrot. He’s the stchick”. 1.7953 0.01123 5042 2223 1628 1191
7 If you want to see a giraffe, we're going to need more a lot more information. 1.7849 0.01308 3427 1452 1260 715
8 You are in Canada sir. Its good cop, funny cop. 1.7837 0.02058 1433 623 497 313
9 Does it look like we're joking? 1.7726 0.01067 5150 2229 1863 1058
10 Johnson, I don't think you understand. I am the good cop. 1.7634 0.03032 617 265 233 119
11 Yes he does do Bar Mitzvahs, but from now on I’ll ask the questions. 1.7411 0.01571 2283 1015 844 424
12 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.7386 0.02843 704 316 256 132
13 He'll pull a confession right out of you, kid, along with two dozen handkerchiefs and a nickel. 1.7386 0.01349 3152 1423 1130 599
14 He can be the bad cop, or the good cop, it depends on your childhood. 1.7298 0.01371 3198 1509 1044 645
15 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the creepy way. 1.7246 0.01593 2346 1110 772 464
16 The courts said our interrogations were cruel and unusual so what we do now is just unusual. 1.7077 0.01569 2272 1064 808 400
17 Start talking or we bring in the mime. 1.7053 0.01248 3814 1860 1218 736
18 Roberts....make me a chair. We are going to be here a while. 1.7041 0.01212 3931 1888 1318 725
19 He doesn't just do that to balloons, ya know. 1.7038 0.02301 1067 506 371 190
20 Son, the whole thing was witnessed by 23 officers in the stake-out car. 1.6992 0.01780 1925 963 578 384
21 Either talk to us, or we bring in the mime! 1.6984 0.02297 1061 505 371 185
22 What makes you think this is a joke? 1.6974 0.02212 1150 550 398 202
23 Does this look like the dog that threatened you? 1.6835 0.01829 1662 808 572 282
24 That's right, Ruffles was working for us the whole time. 1.6771 0.02160 1251 632 391 228
25 Trump University.........Why do you ask? 1.6729 0.01534 2666 1415 708 543
26 Does he look like he's joking? 1.6717 0.01353 3034 1504 1022 508
27 You're about to find out why some people are afraid of clowns. 1.6702 0.01741 1865 936 608 321
28 It's more of a "good cop/vaguely disturbing cop" kind of thing. 1.6575 0.02064 1276 640 433 203
29 We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. 1.6558 0.01537 2475 1296 735 444
30 Last chance for you to come clean before we go for the juggler. 1.6557 0.01642 2187 1151 638 398
31 Maybe a night in the bouncy house will loosen your tongue! 1.6449 0.01664 1994 1030 642 322
32 If you cannot afford your own clown, one will be provided for you. 1.6387 0.01732 1896 1005 571 320
33 The rest of the force will be here soon. They're still getting out of the squad car. 1.6273 0.01407 2820 1508 855 457
34 As you can see, punk, we aren't afraid to use excessive farce. 1.6245 0.01845 1675 910 484 281
35 Trust me kid, I am the good cop. 1.6214 0.01765 1656 859 565 232
36 We can do this easy way or the hardy har har way. 1.6166 0.01582 2243 1224 655 364
37 Still won’t talk, huh? Ron, make a Dobermann! 1.6157 0.01590 2225 1217 646 362
38 Not cruel exactly, just unusual. 1.6152 0.01503 2279 1194 768 317
39 Do you think we're here for your amusement? 1.6108 0.01831 1498 781 519 198
40 Don't make him put on the big shoes 1.6107 0.01746 1739 931 554 254
41 That's OFFICER Bozo to you. 1.6067 0.01667 1940 1054 595 291
42 All right, I'm gonna need you to describe your accomplice to the ballon artist. 1.6034 0.01737 1848 1027 527 294
43 He has a whole act. Your choice. 1.6031 0.01701 1829 991 573 265
44 We had to twist some arms but your little balloon friend just gave you up. 1.6010 0.01913 1529 854 431 244
45 I'm going to ask you one more time, Is today your birthday? 1.5962 0.02260 1050 579 316 155
46 We have ways of making you laugh. 1.5946 0.01824 1606 886 485 235
47 Now you've done it, They sent in the clown. 1.5944 0.01807 1600 874 501 225
48 Trust me. You don't want me to send in the bad clown. 1.5941 0.01868 1419 756 483 180
49 Your lawyer is here. 1.5922 0.01880 1540 861 446 233
50 There's 20 more just like him, outside in a little car. 1.5901 0.01906 1359 728 460 171
51 Anything you laugh at can and will be used against you. 1.5892 0.01845 1468 792 487 189
52 Start talking or we bring in the mime. 1.5872 0.01991 1422 815 379 228
53 And there's a lot more of us in the little police car outside. 1.5782 0.02045 1240 693 377 170
54 This is the description of the dog that attacked you? 1.5770 0.02087 1220 691 354 175
55 Be a shame if anything happened to the little doggie... 1.5765 0.02319 954 532 294 128
56 Oh, sure. And I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that there's a clown behind me. 1.5742 0.02093 1179 662 357 160
57 We can twist this any way we want. 1.5731 0.02130 1162 660 338 164
58 He has a pin....and he’s not afraid to use it. 1.5729 0.02084 1152 639 366 147
59 I'm NYPD; he's Homeland Security. 1.5728 0.02217 1161 685 287 189
60 It doesn't matter how many times you ask for a lawyer, kid. The choices are poodle, sword, or flower. 1.5725 0.02185 1158 673 307 178
61 Listen, kid, start talking or I'll send in the ENTIRE Republican Congressional leadership. 1.5676 0.02400 1043 636 222 185
62 Well, I don't like bring-your-dad-to-work-day either! 1.5637 0.02614 793 463 213 117
63 If you don’t start talkin’, the dog gets it. 1.5627 0.03088 510 284 165 61
64 And if he doesn't break you, we've got forty-five others waiting in the car. 1.5615 0.02287 992 570 287 135
65 Does my partner here look like he’s concerned about your civil rights? 1.5615 0.02292 992 571 285 136
66 Not now, Bob. I’m in the middle of an interrogation. 1.5560 0.02372 919 532 263 124
67 My partner here likes twisting balloons and people, and he's all out of balloons. 1.5554 0.02419 911 535 246 130
68 Don't make me call in our mime. 1.5529 0.02457 888 525 235 128
69 Don't make me get the mime. 1.5523 0.02453 880 518 238 124
70 No, he's not going to make a giraffe till I get some answers! 1.5508 0.02402 866 498 259 109
71 Tell us what we want to know and nothing happens to the dog. 1.5508 0.02430 866 503 249 114
72 Sure, you have the right to remain silent. But a little polite laughter is appreciated. 1.5499 0.02348 851 477 280 94
73 Even if he looks and acts like a clown, you will refer to him as Mr. President. 1.5499 0.02646 851 531 172 148
74 What do you mean, you're not sure whether or not you took LSD? 1.5465 0.02509 818 480 229 109
75 Keep it up buddy. I deal with clowns like you every day. 1.5460 0.02522 815 480 225 110
76 We have ways to make you laugh. 1.5445 0.02388 797 445 270 82
77 Do you think this is some kind of joke? 1.5441 0.02561 794 470 216 108
78 It’s the best version of ‘Good Cop’ we could get on such short notice. 1.5420 0.02498 786 455 236 95
79 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. 1.5418 0.02617 777 466 201 110
80 ...you have the right to entertainment. If you cannot afford entertainment, entertainment will be provided for you... 1.5415 0.02532 772 449 228 95
81 It's not just balloons he twists into funny shapes. 1.5389 0.02613 746 441 208 97
82 'We can do this the easy way, or the silly way' 1.5389 0.02613 746 441 208 97
83 If Detective Chuckles says it's a police dog it's a police dog. 1.5389 0.02599 746 439 212 95
84 Did you see what Mr. Clown did with that balloon? Now, let me ask you again... 1.5384 0.02493 743 422 242 79
85 Just tell him it's a giraffe so we can all go home. 1.5373 0.02602 737 433 212 92
86 There is no good cop. It's bad cop and really creepy cop 1.5371 0.02584 741 434 216 91
87 Tell us the truth son, and I'll make him stop. 1.5364 0.02551 729 420 227 82
88 He's right behind me, isn't he? 1.5364 0.02645 729 433 201 95
89 Do you want to talk now, or do I have to bring in the mime? 1.5339 0.02653 708 418 202 88
90 We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. 1.5339 0.02545 708 404 230 74
91 You don't want to find out which one of us is the bad cop. 1.5339 0.02630 708 415 208 85
92 And wipe that smile off your face! 1.5332 0.03259 452 263 137 52
93 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? 1.5330 0.02793 696 427 167 102
94 Look, I'm gonna cut you some slack this time, because my birthday party is starting. 1.5329 0.02614 700 407 213 80
95 You don't seem to realize the seriousness of your situation. 1.5328 0.02647 702 413 204 85
96 Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. 1.5323 0.02646 697 409 205 83
97 OK, we're tired of playing games. 1.5320 0.02655 688 403 204 81
98 Son, make it easy on yourself. Don’t make him put on the big shoes. 1.5303 0.02680 677 398 199 80
99 I know what you're thinking. Is he a clown in a cops suit, or cop in a clowns suit? Well, do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya? 1.5292 0.02735 667 397 187 83
100 So there was NOTHING behind your ear? 1.5286 0.02744 664 396 185 83
101 Don’t make him get the big shoes! 1.5256 0.02762 645 384 183 78
102 What do you take us for? Clowns? 1.5248 0.02854 604 360 171 73
103 Really, pal? What kind of Bozos do you take us for? 1.5237 0.02714 632 369 195 68
104 Look. We can do this the easy way. Or the hard dee har way. 1.5237 0.02935 632 394 145 93
105 Don't make us get the shoes. 1.5232 0.02801 625 373 177 75
106 There’s 16 others just like him waiting in the car downstairs, so you better talk! 1.5231 0.02830 627 378 170 79
107 If you don't cooperate Mr. Barnes, things are going to get real funny, real fast. 1.5231 0.02769 629 373 183 73
108 Don’t make me bring the mime out here. 1.5226 0.02873 620 377 162 81
109 I warn you, my partner doesn't have my sense of humor. 1.5226 0.02762 620 365 186 69
110 Detective Chuckles, go get the pie. 1.5211 0.02896 616 377 157 82
111 We’ve got ways of making you laugh. 1.5205 0.02760 609 357 187 65
112 You think this is some kind of a joke! 1.5178 0.02849 589 351 171 67
113 Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. 1.5178 0.02911 591 359 158 74
114 Start talking or bubbles gets the pin. 1.5178 0.02842 591 352 172 67
115 Start cooperating or we bring in the mime. 1.5163 0.02991 583 361 143 79
116 This is not a joke, son. It's a metaphor! 1.5163 0.02787 583 341 183 59
117 Still won't talk, huh tough guy? Jenson...put on the big shoes... 1.5155 0.02766 580 337 187 56
118 Yes he can do a giraffe. Stop trying to change the subject. 1.5149 0.02808 571 334 180 57
119 Our sketch artist is sick today, but believe me, Chuckles is very accurate. 1.5149 0.02905 571 343 162 66
120 You tell us what we need to know, and the balloon is yours. 1.5149 0.02915 571 344 160 67
121 We know it was you. Stop trying to pin it on the Donkey. 1.5125 0.03035 562 349 138 75
122 I'd be careful. You're not the only psycho in this room. 1.5099 0.02920 553 332 160 61
123 You think this is a joke? 1.5092 0.03045 544 336 139 69
124 The sketch artist is out sick. Just describe what the perp looked like to our balloon artist. 1.5084 0.03015 535 326 146 63
125 We’ll have the last laugh, I can assure you. 1.5083 0.02987 539 327 150 62
126 We're going to put that stupid smile back on your face. 1.5075 0.02952 536 322 156 58
127 Talk! Or the little doggie gets it! 1.5066 0.02993 529 320 150 59
128 I'm not your worst nightmare -- he is. 1.5057 0.02953 524 313 157 54
129 Do you have any idea how serious this is? 1.5049 0.03053 515 314 142 59
130 You don't talk, he pops the puppy. 1.5020 0.03055 506 308 142 56
131 And if you won’t talk to him, there’s twenty more out in the car. 1.5020 0.03168 506 317 124 65
132 Still think hallucinogens are fun? 1.5010 0.03212 497 313 119 65
133 Does he look like he's fooling around? 1.5010 0.03056 503 306 142 55
134 Believe it or not, I’m the good cop in this scenario. 1.5000 0.02971 498 296 155 47
135 Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. 1.4980 0.03217 488 307 119 62
136 Sooner or later, you're gonna laugh. 1.4979 0.02995 486 289 152 45
137 You think we’re here for your amusement? 1.4979 0.03019 484 289 149 46
138 The sketch artist is on vacation, just describe what the guy looked like and Officer Chuckles here will do his best. 1.4979 0.03102 484 295 137 52
139 You can talk to me or I can leave you alone with Chuckles. Your choice. 1.4969 0.03075 481 291 141 49
140 Good cop. Bad prop. 1.4969 0.03195 479 298 124 57
141 It's clowns like him who keep clowns like you off the streets. 1.4969 0.03107 477 290 137 50
142 I'm officer Barnum. He's Bailey. 1.4947 0.03034 471 281 147 43
143 Where were you on the night of your fifth birthday? 1.4936 0.03233 466 291 120 55
144 My partner here, he likes to make things squeak. You like squeaking? 1.4935 0.03210 462 286 124 52
145 You still seem to think this is some kind of joke. 1.4924 0.03131 463 282 134 47
146 Talk ... or I bring in the mime! 1.4924 0.03211 459 284 124 51
147 You’re innocent huh? What do you think we are, a couple of bozos?! 1.4912 0.03114 454 274 137 43
148 You'd better tell me now, once he gets on his unicycle I can't help you 1.4900 0.03309 449 283 112 54
149 We have ways of making you chuckle. 1.4900 0.03139 449 272 134 43
150 Talk, or he’ll become your worst nightmare. 1.4899 0.03101 447 268 139 40
151 The tail was longer. 1.4899 0.03238 445 275 122 48
152 How'd you think you'd get away with it? You must think we're a bunch of bozos. 1.4887 0.03363 442 281 106 55
153 It’s going to get worse for you. He’s also a mime. 1.4887 0.03363 442 281 106 55
154 Is this the dog that assaulted you, sir. 1.4887 0.03286 442 276 116 50
155 Now we can do this the easy way, or I can get the mime. 1.4887 0.03286 442 276 116 50
156 What if he made the ears a little shorter and the tail a little longer, THEN would it look like the man who assaulted you? 1.4874 0.03249 437 270 121 46
157 This clown is actually your attorney, we don't do good cop/bad cop anymore. 1.4864 0.03374 440 281 104 55
158 Oh, you'll talk. He knows every trick in the book. 1.4860 0.03170 430 260 131 39
159 Actually, smart guy, I'M the good cop. 1.4848 0.03141 429 258 134 37
160 Our sketch artist is out today. 1.4847 0.03248 425 261 122 42
161 According to our expert, you're one twisted puppy. 1.4847 0.03316 425 265 114 46
162 Spill the beans or we pop your friend. 1.4835 0.03421 424 271 101 52
163 You'd better come clean. I've got eighteen more getting out of the squad car now. 1.4834 0.03333 422 264 112 46
164 Listen buddy... if clowns can run nations they deserve a shot at detective work too. 1.4820 0.03430 417 266 101 50
165 Talk or the clown releases the dog. 1.4818 0.03369 413 259 109 45
166 That’s not what I meant by good cop, Gerald. 1.4794 0.03438 413 264 100 49
167 Look, I'm sorry the sketch artist is out sick today, but this is the best we could do on short notice, so just answer the question. Does this look like the dog that bit you or not? 1.4791 0.03475 407 261 97 49
168 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the terrifying phobia from your childhood way. 1.4790 0.03417 405 256 104 45
169 Say that with a straight face 1.4789 0.03339 403 250 113 40
170 Guess who's the bad cop. 1.4775 0.03448 400 254 101 45
171 We can do this the hard way, or we can do it the creepy way. 1.4773 0.03474 396 252 99 45
172 Start talking or we're bringing in the mime. 1.4762 0.03381 399 250 108 41
173 We have ways of making you laugh. 1.4758 0.03437 393 248 103 42
174 Going for the insanity plea, huh? We both know there's no one in this room but me and you. 1.4757 0.03450 391 247 102 42
175 Our forensics budget is a little tight. Does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4757 0.03295 391 239 118 34
176 And there are 12 more just like him in a tiny squad car. 1.4744 0.03569 390 253 89 48
177 Do we look like fools to you? 1.4740 0.03476 384 243 100 41
178 I follow the Geneva Convention. He doesn't. Your choice. 1.4723 0.03529 379 242 95 42
179 Don't make us bring in the Mime! 1.4712 0.03489 382 243 98 41
180 Tell us, or the balloon gets it 1.4709 0.03435 378 237 104 37
181 You think he's scary? I got 12 more just like him in the car. 1.4707 0.03648 376 246 83 47
182 Yeah, he’s a clown. A laughing-on-the-outside, violating-your-constitutional-rights-on-the-inside clown. 1.4706 0.03420 374 233 106 35
183 I'll ask you one more time. Do you call this art? 1.4696 0.03280 428 272 111 45
184 I know my partner looks like a clown, but he does have a degree in criminology ... from Trump University. 1.4688 0.03680 369 242 81 46
185 Seriously Officer, I'm not high, it's right behind you. 1.4688 0.03558 369 236 93 40
186 Do you really want this guy twisting your arm? 1.4687 0.03572 367 235 92 40
187 He's not being The Good Cop. He's just an idiot. 1.4687 0.03654 367 239 84 44
188 This is as tough as we're allowed to be with you Millennials. 1.4687 0.03614 367 237 88 42
189 Welcome to your first day in the Witness Protection Career Development Program 1.4687 0.03634 367 238 86 43
190 Is there some reason I don't have your full attention? 1.4672 0.03341 366 224 113 29
191 You can talk to me now, or we'll let my partner have a little fun with you. 1.4672 0.03579 366 235 91 40
192 You gonna talk or do I have to bring in the mime? 1.4667 0.03686 360 235 82 43
193 Yea, I know, but his father in law is the police commissioner 1.4648 0.03527 355 224 97 34
194 WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING US SERIOUSLY? 1.4648 0.03703 355 232 81 42
195 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4640 0.03240 444 286 110 48
196 Are you sure it was a dachshund ? 1.4637 0.03505 358 226 98 34
197 Where were you on the night of Timmy's birthday party? 1.4631 0.03571 352 224 93 35
198 Don’t make me send for a mime! 1.4631 0.03769 352 233 75 44
199 You wanna play games? We can play games. 1.4631 0.03479 352 220 101 31
200 No, he is not the president. 1.4626 0.03780 348 230 75 43
201 We've got all day and a lot more balloons. 1.4626 0.03435 348 215 105 28
202 Get your story straight, kid. Your buddy in the next room said it was a horsie. 1.4626 0.03387 348 213 109 26
203 Tell us where you hid his big shoes or the balloon dog dies. 1.4611 0.03653 347 224 86 37
204 Maybe getting squirted by a flower will help jog your memory! 1.4609 0.03456 345 214 103 28
205 Who are you calling a clown? 1.4609 0.03622 345 221 89 35
206 This is what 6 months of community service will look like. 1.4609 0.03575 345 219 93 33
207 Now talk or the dog gets popped 1.4609 0.03691 345 224 83 38
208 Confess, and I'll make him go away. 1.4588 0.03465 340 211 102 27
209 What you’re failing to comprehend is...I’m the “good cop.” 1.4588 0.03564 340 215 94 31
210 Is this the dog who ate your homework? 1.4588 0.03637 340 218 88 34
211 Alright, we can do this the easy way or the hardy-har-har way. 1.4586 0.03700 338 219 83 36
212 Oh, you'll talk. My partner here has a few tricks up his sleeve. 1.4565 0.03515 333 208 98 27
213 ... but if you cannot afford a balloon animal, one will be provided for you. 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
214 Do we look like we're playing around? 1.4565 0.03592 333 211 92 30
215 We have ways of making you laugh, punk. 1.4560 0.03346 375 236 107 32
216 For the record, we're all scared of him. 1.4559 0.03698 329 212 84 33
217 Last guy in here died laughing; I'm just saying . . . . 1.4540 0.03671 326 209 86 31
218 We fired the sketch artist, but the balloon artist is really good. 1.4540 0.03620 326 207 90 29
219 Now, are you going to tell me where the hallucinogens are? Or am I going to have to get a second cop in here? 1.4540 0.03847 326 216 72 38
220 No, I'm the bad cop. He's just bad at being a cop. 1.4540 0.03823 326 215 74 37
221 I only see one sad clown in here, smart ass. 1.4540 0.03593 326 206 92 28
222 Nope! It's bad cop, worse cop. 1.4523 0.03111 440 280 121 39
223 Give us the truth, or the puppy gets the pin. 1.4517 0.03712 321 207 83 31
224 Your pal cooperated, and he got a doggy, a bunny, and a horsey. 1.4514 0.03781 319 208 78 33
225 Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. 1.4511 0.03876 317 210 71 36
226 There is no good clown. 1.4511 0.03718 317 204 83 30
227 Is this funny to you? 1.4508 0.03735 315 203 82 30
228 We can do this the easy way, or the way that involves an impossibly small car and twenty-nine more officers just like this one. 1.4508 0.03920 315 210 68 37
229 What makes you think he's the good cop? 1.4497 0.03076 447 285 123 39
230 Something amuse you? 1.4487 0.03649 312 198 88 26
231 Humor us. 1.4484 0.03805 310 202 77 31
232 You don't want to be here when he runs out of balloons. 1.4484 0.03750 310 200 81 29
233 Bad cop. Creepy cop. 1.4484 0.03722 310 199 83 28
234 Tell us what you know or we're bringing in the mimes next. 1.4484 0.03886 310 205 71 34
235 I don't think that you realize how serious this is. 1.4481 0.03739 308 198 82 28
236 Okay buddy, we're done clowning around. 1.4476 0.03624 315 200 89 26
237 Don't try anything funny. 1.4476 0.03787 315 206 77 32
238 O.K., what'll it be. Bad cop, or creepy cop? 1.4455 0.03664 303 192 87 24
239 Looks like you’re going to the Bounce House, fella. 1.4452 0.03914 301 199 70 32
240 Balloonistics just made a match. You're one twisted puppy, kid. 1.4448 0.04046 299 202 61 36
241 What do mean Whose the clown? That's the leader of the free world sonny boy." 1.4448 0.04010 308 209 61 38
242 Humor us. 1.4430 0.03766 298 192 80 26
243 In case you were wondering, I'm the good cop. 1.4427 0.03164 445 292 109 44
244 Stop hallucinating and answer the question. 1.4422 0.03952 294 195 68 31
245 Don't try to con us. My partner here knows every trick in the book. 1.4422 0.03832 294 191 76 27
246 Listen pal, we can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the fun but slightly dark and twisted way 1.4422 0.03646 294 185 88 21
247 There’s a clown behind me? Right. Look, kid, I’m not falling for that again. 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
248 Do you think we're here for your amusement? 1.4419 0.03827 301 197 75 29
249 That's SEARGENT Bozo to you, punk. 1.4419 0.03856 301 198 73 30
250 Make me a pair of handcuffs, Detective Boingo. 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
251 Talk or we'll pop the puppy. 1.4399 0.03797 291 188 78 25
252 OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where were you last Tuesday? 1.4390 0.03605 287 179 90 18
253 Who's the funny guy now? 1.4390 0.04021 287 192 64 31
254 Oh him? Budget cutbacks. So does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4390 0.03929 287 189 70 28
255 You're running out of time - my partner has a bar mitzvah in an hour. 1.4386 0.03917 285 187 71 27
256 Of course you're in trouble, clowns always mean trouble. 1.4384 0.03880 292 192 72 28
257 This is Officer Parches, our balloon artist. Does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
258 Alright, was this the dog that bit you? 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
259 Are you willing to take a pie detector test? 1.4381 0.04766 210 142 44 24
260 Talk, or the clown stays. 1.4366 0.03797 284 183 78 23
261 Still not talking? Send in the mime. 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
262 That was in the old days, pal. Now it's just bad cop, and really bad cop. 1.4362 0.03815 282 182 77 23
263 This will go easier for you if you start talking before he comes back with the pie. 1.4362 0.03945 282 186 69 27
264 Here's the bad news: I'm the GOOD clown! 1.4362 0.03913 282 185 71 26
265 President Trump's staff has some questions for you also. 1.4357 0.04155 280 191 56 33
266 We have circus-stantial evidence. 1.4357 0.04061 280 188 62 30
267 Technically, this isn’t torture. 1.4357 0.03867 280 182 74 24
268 What, you think this is funny? 1.4357 0.04030 280 187 64 29
269 This is no laughing matter. 1.4327 0.03881 275 179 73 23
270 Trust me son, this is no laughing matter. 1.4322 0.03796 273 175 78 20
271 Trust me. You don’t want to see what comes after ‘Send in the clowns.’ 1.4322 0.04003 273 181 66 26
272 Does it look like I'm joking?? 1.4322 0.03760 273 174 80 19
273 I'm not here to humor you. 1.4317 0.03743 271 172 81 18
274 We can make these charges stick. All he has to do is rub them against his shirt really fast. 1.4317 0.03918 278 183 70 25
275 Now talk or he sings! 1.4317 0.03885 278 182 72 24
276 Chief said you requested a therapy dog. 1.4312 0.04011 269 178 66 25
277 Trust me, kid. We have ways of making you laugh. 1.4312 0.04079 269 180 62 27
278 You think we can’t make it more unpleasant for you than this? Lou, bring in the mime. 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
279 I'll ask you once more, did he look like Jeff Koons or Ronald MacDonald? 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
280 Oh, he’ll crack. Get your flower squirter. 1.4301 0.03944 272 179 69 24
281 This is your last chance, confess or we bring in the mime! 1.4296 0.03965 270 178 68 24
282 Don't try anything funny. 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
283 Chief said you requested an emotional support animal. 1.4291 0.03985 268 177 67 24
284 Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on short notice. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
285 Officer Slappy does not appreciate you comparing him to The President. 1.4280 0.04271 264 182 51 31
286 Our sketch artist is out sick. 1.4280 0.04134 264 178 59 27
287 Does that look like the dog that bit you? 1.4280 0.04099 264 177 61 26
288 This is Murphy. He just transferred in from Juvenile. 1.4280 0.04063 264 176 63 25
289 I'm sorry our sketch artist is out of town. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
290 We can stay as long as it takes, there’s eight more just like him in the car. 1.4275 0.04121 262 176 60 26
291 No more Mr. Nice Guy. You tell us, or Bozo here pops Snoopy. 1.4270 0.03959 267 176 68 23
292 You squeal or he pops the poodle. 1.4270 0.03959 267 176 68 23
293 You gonna come clean, or do we bring in the mime? 1.4253 0.04202 261 178 55 28
294 My partner says he found this behind your ear... 1.4253 0.03948 261 171 69 21
295 Can you show me where the dogsitter touched your pet? 1.4247 0.04295 259 179 50 30
296 If you don’t cooperate, we have no choice but to send in the clowns. 1.4247 0.03969 259 170 68 21
297 My partner knew 23 of the people in the car you blew up. 1.4247 0.04330 259 180 48 31
298 Well yes, we are running a circus here. 1.4247 0.03893 259 168 72 19
299 You got two choices, kid: the easy way, or the creepy way. 1.4241 0.04213 257 175 55 27
300 If you don’t talk, we’ll send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here. 1.4241 0.04028 257 170 65 22
301 ...And if the DNA comes back positive, you’re looking at 25 to life, pal. That being said, happy birthday! 1.4241 0.04103 257 172 61 24
302 No, moron, I’m the good cop! 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
303 Bad cop; Disturbing cop 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
304 If you talk he'll let you keep it. 1.4235 0.04012 255 168 66 21
305 You have the right to remain silent. You don't have to laugh. 1.4235 0.03973 255 167 68 20
306 Alright son, show me where the man touched your dog. 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
307 No! I'm the good cop. He's a clown. 1.4235 0.04088 255 170 62 23
308 Can you show us where he touched your dog? 1.4235 0.04309 255 176 50 29
309 NO! I'm not the bad cop! Why do people keep saying that?! 1.4213 0.03266 356 230 102 24
310 So, you gotta ask yourself: Is he a good clown or a bad clown. 1.4213 0.03904 254 165 71 18
311 HR said we should revise our interrogation techniques when dealing with millennials. 1.4209 0.03247 392 260 99 33
312 You better talk, or my partner here gets out the seltzer bottle. 1.4206 0.03760 252 160 78 14
313 In case you haven't guessed, he's the good cop. 1.4206 0.04004 252 166 66 20
314 Son, I don’t even know what ironic means. 1.4206 0.04082 252 168 62 22
315 Lookit! We're not clowning around here. Well, _I'm_ not clowning around. 1.4206 0.04121 252 169 60 23
316 Boy! Don't make me go and get the bad clown. 1.4200 0.03986 250 164 67 19
317 If you don't start talking, it'll get all kinds of weird in here. 1.4200 0.03945 250 163 69 18
318 Don’t make him get the seltzer. 1.4194 0.03884 248 160 72 16
319 OK! We're done clowning around. 1.4187 0.04347 246 170 49 27
320 He's from the new Justice Department. 1.4187 0.04347 246 170 49 27
321 Every time you tell a lie, a balloon animal dies. 1.4187 0.04151 246 165 59 22
322 Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-my-parent's-expectations cop. 1.4187 0.04111 246 164 61 21
323 Officer Bozo tends to take the 'Bad Cop' role in weird, comedic, directions. 1.4187 0.04385 246 171 47 28
324 Listen, kid, I’d like to go easy on you, but my partner here wants to twist you into a green poodle. 1.4180 0.04215 244 165 56 23
325 We can keep this up all day. We have 100 more just like him in a jalopy downstairs. 1.4174 0.04075 242 160 63 19
326 Spill or he does the full act 1.4174 0.03903 242 156 71 15
327 I'm the bad cop and he's the sick and twisted cop. 1.4174 0.04199 242 163 57 22
328 We can do this the easy way with me, or the hard way with Detective Bobo. 1.4174 0.04033 242 159 65 18
329 Now I’ll ask you again: how many people did you see leave the car? 1.4174 0.04199 242 163 57 22
330 Give us a name and we'll do your son's birthday party... 1.4174 0.03990 242 158 67 17
331 We can't waterboard any more. But no one said anything about water ballooning. 1.4174 0.04117 242 161 61 20
332 Your wife’s on the balloon phone , sir. 1.4163 0.03058 454 306 107 41
333 I hate clowns too, but either you confess or I will bring in the mime. 1.4156 0.04226 243 165 55 23
334 You have the right to remain unamused. 1.4149 0.03822 241 154 74 13
335 Oh yeah. You think this is funny? We'll show you funny. 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
336 We do suicides, homicides, weddings, birthday parties... 1.4135 0.04384 237 164 48 25
337 You expect us to believe that?! Do we look like a bunch of Bozos?! 1.4128 0.04242 235 159 55 21
338 Lately, the precinct has been under fire for its questionable interrogation tactics. So, let me introduce you to Officer Happy, your emotional support clown. Now, tell us what you know, or he follows you home. 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
339 You don't want to find out what else he can do with balloons, trust me. 1.4125 0.04179 240 162 57 21
340 Let's just say the Geneva Convention says nothing about clowns. 1.4120 0.04045 233 153 64 16
341 I heard it's your birthday. 1.4120 0.04224 233 157 56 20
342 I'm the good cop. He's the sad, tragic cop. 1.4095 0.04054 232 153 63 16
343 Believe me, we have ways of making you laugh. 1.4095 0.04008 232 152 65 15
344 What part of "good cop, clown cop," don't you understand? 1.4095 0.04365 232 160 49 23
345 “Wrong. He’s the Bad Cop”. 1.4095 0.04100 232 154 61 17
346 Talk or the dog gets it. 1.4095 0.04054 232 153 63 16
347 If you don't start talking, things are going to get serious. 1.4095 0.04278 232 158 53 21
348 You’re lucky I didn’t go for the juggler! 1.4087 0.04260 230 156 54 20
349 Now, we can do this the easy way or the sad way. 1.4087 0.04304 230 157 52 21
350 And if you confess to everything, he'll make you a giraffe. 1.4087 0.04124 230 153 60 17
351 What kind of clowns do you take us for? 1.4087 0.03936 230 149 68 13
352 Wait until you see what's up his sleeve. 1.4087 0.04124 230 153 60 17
353 Guess who's the bad cop. 1.4087 0.04031 230 151 64 15
354 The case has just taken a new twist. 1.4079 0.04240 228 154 55 19
355 Webster was undercover at your party. We know everything 1.4079 0.04054 228 150 63 15
356 We found this condom at the scene. 1.4079 0.04419 228 158 47 23
357 Why does everyone think that I'm the bad cop? 1.4079 0.04286 228 155 53 20
358 Isn't it rich, isn't it queer!? 1.4079 0.04240 228 154 55 19
359 If I don't get the confession I want, he'll do another two hours. 1.4079 0.04286 228 155 53 20
360 Start talking before Mr. Chuckles becomes Mr. Knuckles. 1.4079 0.04375 228 157 49 22
361 Do you want to talk to me, or my friend, and his little friend? 1.4077 0.04392 233 162 47 24
362 We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.4071 0.04534 226 159 42 25
363 No, really. I'm the good cop. 1.4062 0.04003 224 146 65 13
364 I’m going to ask you one last time and I strongly suggest you answer. Is this a puppy or a reindeer? 1.4062 0.04564 224 158 41 25
365 Next, make a lawyer. 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
366 If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be contorted for you. 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
367 I'm asking for the last time. Where's Waldo? 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
368 Talk or we put the squeeze on the dog 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
369 Actually, I'm the good cop. 1.4054 0.04223 222 149 56 17
370 You suppose wrong. I'm actually the good cop. 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
371 He's here in case you try something funny 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
372 You got what you asked for, Sondheim. Now talk. 1.4048 0.03867 294 204 61 29
373 Okay, I'm done here-be aware that my partner doesn't share my sense of humor 1.4036 0.04062 223 147 62 14
374 There are 19 more of him in the police cruiser parked outside, so you better start talking! 1.4027 0.04516 221 155 43 23
375 Listen pal, we can do this the easy way or the creepy way 1.4027 0.04516 221 155 43 23
376 You’d better tell us everything before the case becomes a full-blown media circus 1.4027 0.04424 221 153 47 21
377 So, you think we're here just for your amusement? 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
378 You'd better start talking. We've got dozens more just waiting to pile out of the squad car. 1.4027 0.04185 221 148 57 16
379 One way or another, pal, we're gonna get you to crack. 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
380 Did you know your daughter's birthday clown was working undercover? 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
381 Did he look like this? 1.4026 0.03184 390 263 97 30
382 Our sketch artist is on vacation. 1.4018 0.04309 219 149 52 18
383 Confess or I will leave you three alone. 1.4014 0.02924 421 277 119 25
384 He usually works juvie. 1.4009 0.04134 217 144 59 14
385 You think you can talk to my partner like he's some kind of Bozo? 1.4000 0.04263 215 145 54 16
386 next we lock you in the room and play "a small world after all" on a continuous loop! 1.3991 0.04271 218 148 53 17
387 You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a “good cop” these days. 1.3991 0.04320 218 149 51 18
388 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? It's Query the Clown and his balloon dog, Pierre. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
389 Go ahead punk, make my birthday. 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
390 You better talk, or next we'll bring in the mime. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
391 You're going to regret that I had to send in the clown. 1.3991 0.04540 213 149 43 21
392 You think waterboarding is torture? 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
393 Does he look like he's joking? 1.3981 0.04521 211 147 44 20
394 No, you listen punk; like I’m going to believe that the killer clown’s behind me. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
395 The killer had a very distinct laugh. We'll get it out of you one way or another. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
396 Oh, you're gonna laugh, and you're gonna laugh loud. 1.3981 0.04521 211 147 44 20
397 Don’t make me send in the clown. 1.3981 0.04420 211 145 48 18
398 Wipe that smile off your face! 1.3981 0.04420 211 145 48 18
399 Our sketch artist is out sick today...is this the dog you saw? 1.3981 0.04570 211 148 42 21
400 We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
401 Do I look like I’m clowning around? 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
402 You can talk to me or deal with Bobo. And Bobo just ran out of balloons. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
403 Good Cop / Could go either way Cop. 1.3981 0.04570 211 148 42 21
404 Don't bother... he's here. 1.3981 0.04668 211 150 38 23
405 Give it up. My partner found the drugs. 1.3981 0.04764 211 152 34 25
406 It’s Officer Bozo to you! 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
407 If you don't cooperate, your next interrogator will be a mime. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
408 If he can’t break you, I have thirty-six more waiting in the cruiser. 1.3971 0.04551 209 146 43 20
409 That's right, he was working undercover at the birthday party you crashed. 1.3971 0.04551 209 146 43 20
410 Sure, you have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability? 1.3971 0.04237 209 140 55 14
411 Let's make this quick. My partner is juggling a full case load. 1.3971 0.04071 209 137 61 11
412 I won't hurt ya, but my friend over here has a pretty sick sense of humor. 1.3971 0.04182 209 139 57 13
413 Oh? You think I'm the bad cop? 1.3971 0.04449 209 144 47 18
414 Talk or the poodle dies 1.3971 0.04500 209 145 45 19
415 Remember when I told you it wasn't going to be fun and games in here? Well, I lied. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
416 Now answer the question or the clown stays. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
417 I’m through clowning around. That’s more my partner’s thing, anyhow. 1.3942 0.04247 208 140 54 14
418 ..so you see clowning around with a condom is no laughing matter son. 1.3942 0.04664 208 148 38 22
419 That's what he did to the last guy. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
420 Welcome to the witness protection program. 1.3942 0.04564 208 146 42 20
421 ‘What did you call my partner?’ 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
422 I’ll ask you one more time before I go and get the rest of them out of the car. 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
423 ...If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
424 We can make this easy. Or we can make this hardy har har. 1.3932 0.04437 206 142 47 17
425 It's "Detective" Chuckles to you, young man. 1.3932 0.04274 206 139 53 14
426 The bad cop is on vacation. 1.3932 0.04384 206 141 49 16
427 Understand one thing, punk. I'm the good cop in this little scenario. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
428 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? 1.3922 0.04729 204 146 36 22
429 You see something funny, Robert? 1.3913 0.04089 207 137 59 11
430 We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. 1.3911 0.04214 202 135 55 12
431 I'll ask you one last time, is that a horsey or a doggie? 1.3911 0.04442 202 139 47 16
432 Did this Bozo you described maybe look something like this? 1.3911 0.04214 202 135 55 12
433 Ohhh...and I suppose you think this is funny too, right? 1.3911 0.04329 202 137 51 14
434 If we're to have a prayer of finding your attacker, our balloon artist is going to need a much better description. 1.3911 0.04605 202 142 41 19
435 Start cooperating or I’ll turn you over to this Bozo! 1.3900 0.04472 200 138 46 16
436 You should know we have ways of making you laugh... 1.3900 0.04300 200 135 52 13
437 You'd better start giving me answers, or the next thing my partner twists into a cute little animal won't be your balloon. 1.3900 0.04358 200 136 50 14
438 He does birthday parties and indictments. 1.3900 0.04181 200 133 56 11
439 Start talking or my partner will use enhanced humor methods. 1.3900 0.04300 200 135 52 13
440 You give me a name, I give you a Happy Meal. 1.3900 0.04472 200 138 46 16
441 Ever since they banned waterboarding we've had to be more creative. 1.3900 0.04358 200 136 50 14
442 You either start talking, or I'm going to turn you over to this clown. 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
443 Coulrophobia. C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Look it up, punk. 1.3889 0.04387 198 135 49 14
444 Trust me, balloons aren't the only thing he can twist. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
445 Alright, this is my partners last balloon. Is this the dog you saw leaving the scene or not? 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
446 What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
447 Fine, deny you stole the car, but we got 40 witnesses in the back seat. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
448 I can do this all day, but Officer Yorick is a fellow of finite jest. 1.3889 0.04778 198 142 35 21
449 We're saving him for the President Trump interrogation. 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
450 Do you think this is all fun and games!? 1.3889 0.04208 198 132 55 11
451 Maybe a few minutes in the bounce house will refresh your memory. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
452 Good Cop, Batshit Crazy Cop! 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
453 We found your fingerprints all over it. 1.3889 0.04208 198 132 55 11
454 A lot of us have side jobs. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
455 President Trump has volunteered to give you some legal advice ... 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
456 My partner also has the right to remain silent. 1.3878 0.04475 196 135 46 15
457 What makes you think this is a joke? 1.3878 0.04416 196 134 48 14
458 Tell that to the jury. Sargent O'Donnell says he had 37 witnesses in his patrol car that would identify you as the perp! 1.3878 0.04703 196 139 38 19
459 Because the composite sketch guy is on vacation. Now, is this the dog you saw the night of the murder? 1.3878 0.04647 196 138 40 18
460 Actually, he's the bad cop, but a surprisingly good clown. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
461 You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
462 No, I am the good cop. 1.3875 0.02996 449 312 100 37
463 "Good cop, bad clown" is a lesser known, but highly effective interrogation technique. 1.3872 0.02922 439 299 110 30
464 You hear that Carl? He thinks this is some kind of joke. 1.3858 0.04217 197 132 54 11
465 If you think you can make clowns of us, I warn you it's been done! 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
466 Ok, tough guy.. you can make this easy and talk to the "good cop", or take your chances with Pennywise here... 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
467 He's from our Not Very Serious Crime Unit 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
468 If you give us a name, we will call off the dog. 1.3846 0.04306 195 132 51 12
469 Won't talk, huh? Ditch the dog, Happy, and get the seltzer. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
470 We’re nowhere near done with you, we’ve still got magic tricks and the unicycle. 1.3846 0.04716 195 139 37 19
471 What happened to that balloon wasn’t an accident 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
472 My partner here is going to see if he can twist your arm. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
473 Our sketch artist is away, does your missing dog look like this? 1.3846 0.04306 195 132 51 12
474 Oh no. He’s just on temporary loan from the White House. 1.3846 0.04716 195 139 37 19
475 It's Suspect Appreciation Day. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
476 You think I'm clowning around? 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
477 You RANSOMED the birthday piñata??? 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
478 We have ways of making you talk. But this isn't one of them. 1.3834 0.04397 193 132 48 13
479 No, it’s not all fun and games here. 1.3834 0.04457 193 133 46 14
480 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.3834 0.04457 193 133 46 14
481 Believe me, you don't want to see 'bad clown', 1.3834 0.04518 193 134 44 15
482 So, are you gonna talk? Or does my partner here have to make you a hat? 1.3834 0.04397 193 132 48 13
483 You'll be working for Earl-- he's our last clown. The previous one became president. 1.3834 0.04577 193 135 42 16
484 As you can see this is no laughing matter. 1.3834 0.04272 193 130 52 11
485 Start talking or you'll see what happens to the balloon. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
486 we've found good cop, sad cop works better. 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
487 You think this is rough? Trust me, you do NOT want him to put on the shoes. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
488 We're done clowning around, tell us or your little wiener dog says "bye-bye". 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
489 Just think about this: I'm the good cop. 1.3834 0.04693 193 137 38 18
490 You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3834 0.04078 193 127 58 8
491 Oh, tough guy huh? Alright, bring in the Mime!! 1.3822 0.04727 191 136 37 18
492 After this, he goes for the seltzer .. and then .. pies! Oh yes, there will be pies! 1.3822 0.04235 191 128 53 10
493 Don't make me resort to face painting. 1.3822 0.04300 191 129 51 11
494 It's San Francisco. Here we have a bad cop and a fun cop. 1.3814 0.04378 194 133 48 13
495 Did you see what he did with that balloon? You're next! 1.3810 0.04762 189 135 36 18
496 O.K Sonny, what’ll it be? The Big House or the Fun House? 1.3810 0.04457 189 130 46 13
497 Ok wise guy. We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.3810 0.04328 189 128 50 11
498 ‘There’s 11 more of them in a squad car outside, so I suggest you start talking.’ 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
499 You really don’t want me to leave you alone with this clown! 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
500 If we can't make you talk we'll at least make you smile. 1.3805 0.02764 431 287 124 20
501 No, it's good cop, creepy cop. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
502 Do I look like a clown to you? 1.3802 0.04408 192 132 47 13
503 The sketch artist has the day off. Work with me here. 1.3802 0.04345 192 131 49 12
504 I'm going to ask you one more time. Did you, or did you not, try to pass that dachshund off as a labradoodle? 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
505 You will now undergo a polylaugh test. 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
506 This seem like a joke to you? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
507 Kid, does it look like my partner is here to entertain you? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
508 You're lucky, Detective B'Ozo wants to charge you as a juvenile." 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
509 OH, BY THE WAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
510 Somethin' funny? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
511 Yes, it's cruel, but it isn't unusual. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
512 That's right. HE'S the bad cop. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
513 We ran out of Good Cops. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
514 What clown? 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
515 After what he just did to that innocent, little balloon, you still think he's the 'good cop?' 1.3797 0.04423 187 128 47 12
516 Give us some answers kid, don’t make us use the pin. 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
517 Enough clowning around with you, buddy! I have a pie and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
518 Surprise, HE'S the bad cop! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
519 What do you mean the trial was a circus? 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
520 Do you think I’m here to amuse you? 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
521 Bad news - I'M the good cop. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
522 Tell us what we want to know or we pop the dog. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
523 You better worry, because I'm the "Good Cop" 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
524 Good cop, bad cop was feeling a little stale. 1.3789 0.04374 190 130 48 12
525 I hope you didn't just call my partner what I think you just called my partner. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
526 There are 28 more just like him waiting in the squad car downstairs. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
527 Is this your dog? 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
528 You're lucky we're charging you as a juvenile. 1.3784 0.04387 185 126 48 11
529 Unless you want to relive your 6-year-old birthday party you’d better cooperate. 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
530 You might as well talk. Your accomplice has already squeaked. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
531 Im bad cop. He is worse cop. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
532 Keep this up and you will also be facing a media circus. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
533 OK son, can you explain Facebook to the Congressman again. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
534 Now your final test as nominee for Secretary of State 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
535 What do you mean funny, funny how? 1.3784 0.04387 185 126 48 11
536 According to your driver’s license, today is your birthday. 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
537 And I say YOU'RE the one who's acting like a Bozo, young man. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
538 Talk now, or we bring in the mime! 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
539 I get the feeling you're not taking us seriously. 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
540 Start talking now or the juggling bear comes out next. 1.3770 0.04208 183 122 53 8
541 You think I’m scary, wait until you meet my partner. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
542 Is this an accurate depiction of the dog in question? 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
543 He can use seltzer in ways that never leave a mark. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
544 It’s not that weird. Everyone has emotional support animals these days. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
545 Do we really look that stupid? 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
546 No, he can't make you a sword. 1.3770 0.04992 183 134 29 20
547 You think this funny? I’ll show you funny. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
548 Better start talking or I'm bringing in the mime... 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
549 Tell us the truth, or you'll be getting a very unhappy meal. 1.3757 0.04378 181 123 48 10
550 What makes you think he's the good cop? 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
551 You think this is all a big joke, don't you? 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
552 Don’t make me pop it. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
553 Confess, or I'll turn you over to "Tickles". 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
554 Give us a name, and we’ll throw in some cotton candy. 1.3757 0.04308 181 122 50 9
555 Talk to us, or your friend here gets popped. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
556 My partner tends to overplay the good cop role 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
557 Enough clowning around. Let's see how you hold up against the K9 unit. 1.3744 0.02971 422 293 100 29
558 Balloons aren't the only thing he can twist into silly shapes! 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
559 Is this all a big joke to you? 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
560 Our corrections officer knows every trick in the book. 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
561 Save it, carny. We had a man on the inside the whole time! 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
562 You can laugh at my partner but he just broke the stolen piñata case wide open! 1.3743 0.04337 179 121 49 9
563 If we don't get some answers quick, I'm sending in the mime. 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
564 The good cop is off today. This is the best we could come up with. 1.3741 0.03551 278 190 72 16
565 Okay, tough guy... You really want me to bring out the mime? 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
566 Good luck remaining silent. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
567 Confess or we send in the mime. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
568 Now you're probably wondering, "Who's this Bozo?" 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
569 Yes he's the good cop. Its just that he's not a very good good cop 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
570 We have other ways of making you talk. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
571 He also plays the accordion, if you won't talk. 1.3708 0.04347 178 121 48 9
572 Listen kid, don't make me send in the bad clown. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
573 Don't make me get the mime. 1.3708 0.04961 178 130 30 18
574 ONLY because it's your birthday. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
575 Don’t make me bring in the face painter. 1.3693 0.04801 176 126 35 15
576 Trust me. You don't want the good cop. 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
577 What the hell are you laughing at? 1.3693 0.04664 176 124 39 13
578 ...and if you don’t cooperate there’s a lot more like him back in the squad car. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
579 You think this is funny? 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
580 What do you take us for? 1.3678 0.04407 174 119 46 9
581 Actually ,it's bad cop, worse cop. 1.3678 0.04482 174 120 44 10
582 You have the right to remain silent. As long as you can keep a straight face. 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
583 You know the sound of a balloon getting twisted--Mario can do that all night. 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
584 Talk or we'll send in the mime next 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
585 Yeah? What else do you see? Am I a clown, too? 1.3672 0.04572 177 124 41 12
586 There is no good clown. 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
587 You think we brought you in just for fun? 1.3663 0.04202 172 115 51 6
588 Dammit, I said look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
589 The easy way or do we need the slapstick? 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
590 You may not believe it, but my partner’s not as stable as I am. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
591 So you deny trying to steal Bozo's service animal? 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
592 We have ways of making you chuckle. 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
593 Do we look like we're clowning around? 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
594 Did you just call him a bozo? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
595 I'll ask you one more time-- do you recognize that dog? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
596 For an extra $45 you can have a tape of this interrogation to share with your kids. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
597 Oh, I'm sorry, is Circus Jail just one big joke to you? 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
598 We couldn't get a sketch artist but I assure you my partner is a professional. 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
599 We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
600 I bet you're thinking were just a bunch of clowns. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
601 This was found at the crime scene; our expert recognized your work. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
602 So latex sensitive are we? Don't make me send in the clown. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
603 No, it's not torture according to the latest court ruling. 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
604 My partner here has a way of making kids squeal. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
605 That's right, Johnson here was undercover the whole time. Why?! Because art plagiarism is a serious crime Mr. Koons! 1.3636 0.03129 374 263 86 25
606 . . .and he can get 26 officers in one car. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
607 Unfortunately for you, I'm the good cop. 1.3631 0.05025 168 123 29 16
608 Anything you say will be used in his act. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
609 You’re lucky it’s your birthday. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
610 Sorry, our sketch artist is on vacation. 1.3631 0.05025 168 123 29 16
611 Young man, Agent Adams is going to teach you how to be the President of the United States. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
612 Don’t make him get out the seltzer. 1.3631 0.04954 168 122 31 15
613 Tell us where Waldo is and no one gets hurt. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
614 We can do this the easy way . . . or whatever it is that he does. 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
615 Ok, Come clean or you get 4 hours of this guy and then a mime. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
616 Let me tell you this up front, buddy — he’s the bad cop. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
617 I’ve got a carload of these guys, all dying to take a crack at you. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
618 Now you would hate to see something happen to little doggy, wouldn't you? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
619 You wanna play games, pal? 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
620 If you insist on a trial, the President's lawyer will be your court-appointed counsel. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
621 We can do this the fun way, or the funnier way 1.3626 0.04960 171 125 30 16
622 It's up to you: This can be really hard or really funny. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
623 Our sketch artist will work with you to come up with a balloon representation of the perp. 1.3614 0.05209 166 124 24 18
624 Oh, him? He's here for emotional support. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
625 He makes you laugh, I make you cry. 1.3614 0.04453 166 114 44 8
626 I assure you we take this very seriously. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
627 He's a good cop and a great partner, but I hate it when we take his car to a crime scene. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
628 What can I tell you, the sketch artist is on vacation. Does this look like your missing dog or what? 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
629 Where were you the night of the circus? 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
630 And don't try anything funny, Kid. There's a lot more cops in that tiny car parked outside. 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
631 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the silly way. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
632 Do you think we're a couple of clowns, kid? Well, do you? 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
633 I'm finished clowning around with you, but apparently my partner isn't. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
634 And for your own good, keep in mind that I'm the good cop. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
635 I don't think you grasp the seriousness of this situation 1.3614 0.04286 166 112 48 6
636 If you do not have a balloon dog, one will be appointed to you by the clown. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
637 That’s our final offer. Give us a name you get the dog. For a swan you have to wear a wire. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
638 Tell me more about this gang. You say they’re called the Ringling Brothers? 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
639 That's nothing compared to the shape you'll be in after Sergeant Bozo is through with you. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
640 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
641 Start talkin' or your balloon friend gets it 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
642 We're not clowning around here...yet. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
643 We’re not here to entertain you. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
644 You wouldn't like to meet my partner. He's got a funny way of doing things. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
645 What are you looking at? Do you think this is funny? 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
646 It's casual Friday. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
647 Quit stalling pal, or the dog gets it. 1.3598 0.04401 164 112 45 7
648 You don't know anything, huh? Well, we have ways of making you squeak. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
649 We don’t have a 'good cop'. 1.3598 0.04401 164 112 45 7
650 He just got a confession out of that dog. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
651 Trust me. You don’t want to see him pop the ballon. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
652 Ok Jimmy, show's over. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
653 Confess Bozo, or he pops the puppy! 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
654 Recognize him now? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
655 You misunderstand ... I'M the good cop. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
656 We're not just fooling around here, mister. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
657 Show me on the balloon animal where the clown touched you. 1.3598 0.05109 164 121 27 16
658 Ya' askin' me what's next, what's next?: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
659 No, I'm the bad cop and he is the funny cop. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
660 What part of "he also works birthday parties" don't you understand? 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
661 You think this is some kind of joke!? Do we look like we’re kidding around? 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
662 If this doesn't make you talk, we're prepared to bring in the mime. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
663 No, I'm the good cop. He's the very bad cop. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
664 Listen you little punk, second degree manslaughter and a balloon animal is the best deal your going to get today 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
665 Believe me, he will twist your arm. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
666 First you confess, then you get the balloon dog. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
667 Not laughing now, are you punk? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
668 Joking? You think we're joking? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
669 It’s either me, or your worst nightmare. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
670 Look here, young man, this is no laughing matter. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
671 Show us on the clown where the balloon dog touched you 1.3580 0.05226 162 121 24 17
672 Ok we have given you what you asked for, now tell us what we want to know. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
673 Talk now, or we bring in the mime! 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
674 I'm going to step out for a minute, now, and you should know that my partner here is fresh out of party balloons. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
675 Turns out, I'm the good cop. 1.3580 0.04345 162 110 46 6
676 WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS MISTER! But, yes, Detective Fratellini does have a second job. 1.3580 0.04518 162 112 42 8
677 Don't let him fool you, I'm the good cop. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
678 What do you mean you didn't know he was cop? 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
679 Listen bud, we're not clowning around. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
680 Yes - he is the Presidents pick for director of the FBI 1.3580 0.05371 162 123 20 19
681 This is not a circus. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
682 No, a llama. Officer Coco's unspoken questions are only going to get tougher, son. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
683 We can promise you immunity if you're willing to wear a hand buzzer. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
684 Look, kid, we have ways of making you laugh. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
685 Something funny, punk? 1.3562 0.04375 160 109 45 6
686 No, actually -- he's the bad cop. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
687 You only get to keep the balloon animal AFTER you've answered our questions. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
688 Does this look like fun and games to you?! 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
689 Unless you want to know how many more clowns are behind that door, I suggest you start talking. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
690 As you can see, we are ready to entertain any statement you are ready to make. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
691 He takes good cop to another level. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
692 It's up to you son. You want to do this the easy way, or the ironic way? 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
693 What's so funny? 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
694 There's twenty-two more in a little car back there if you don't like his questions. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
695 We're trying something new, pal! It's called good cop/sad cop. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
696 No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? 1.3549 0.03117 386 277 81 28
697 No, I'm the good cop. He's Jeff Koons. 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
698 You have the right to remain silent - but you won't be able to once you see his act. 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
699 The Canine Unit has taken the biggest hit from the recent budget cuts. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
700 Start talking, or I am turning you over to the Clown. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
701 I did not kill Cathy & I don't believe that's her clown. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
702 Talk, or I'll let him do card tricks. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
703 First of all, it's 'Officer' Bobo. And secondly, no he will not make you a phone to call your lawyer. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
704 That’s Detective Sergeant Bozo to you, punk! 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
705 Don't make me bring in the elephant. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
706 Start talking or we’ll send in the rest of the clowns. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
707 No, he’s the good cop. The bad cop is the mime. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
708 Talk or the balloon gets it. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
709 Can you describe him to our stretch artist? 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
710 No, he’s the Bad Cop. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
711 Wait until you see what he can twist you into. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
712 Make no mistake, I'm the only guy between you and the seltzer. 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
713 If you won't talk, we might have to do some arm twisting. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
714 You are sentenced to 30 days of community circus. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
715 If I need reinforcements, there’s forty more like him in a squad car out front. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
716 For a full confession, he can make that a reindeer. 1.3537 0.04215 164 111 48 5
717 Listen, we can either do this the hard way or the funny way. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
718 Sorry, he doesn’t do lawyers...just doggies and snakes. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
719 What? You think being a detective covers the bills? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
720 Talk! Or we bring in the mime. You decide. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
721 And if you tell us what we want to know, we'll let you use the bouncy house. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
722 You probably think we're just a bunch of Bozos. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
723 Don't make him put on the shoes. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
724 Well, if you didn't make the balloon animal, then who did? 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
725 Trust me he's not the good cop... 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
726 You don't seem to understand the seriousness of your crime. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
727 You think we're clowning around, don't you? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
728 Don't make me subject you to excessive farce. 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
729 Start talking or the puppy gets popped. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
730 You think this is all fun and games, Punk? 1.3526 0.04437 156 107 43 6
731 Don't make me bring in the juggler. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
732 Does your missing dog look like this? 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
733 This is Officer Bubbles of the K-9 unit. Don't make him use his slapstick. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
734 What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
735 If you don’t talk, my partner’s gonna get sad. You wouldn’t like him when he’s sad. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
736 For you it's bad cop, worse cop. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
737 Show us exactly where he asked you to sniff. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
738 How can we believe you when you can’t even keep a straight face? 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
739 Do you wanna talk to me ...or do you wanna take your chances with a man that would do that to a cute little balloon. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
740 Sure, you have the right to remain silent -- but I'd laugh if I were you, smartguy. 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
741 what other detective? 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
742 I'm bad cop, he prefers not to be labeled. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
743 Where on the balloon did you touch the dog? 1.3526 0.05517 156 120 17 19
744 Don't make me put you in the bouncy house! 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
745 ... or the doggie gets it. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
746 What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
747 As you can see, we do good cop, bad cop a little differently around here. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
748 Does THAT jog your memory? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
749 I'll let you decide if he's good or bad 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
750 The media is waiting for your statement. It's a circus out there! 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
751 Our sketch artist called in sick. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
752 If you won't talk to me, my partner has a few tricks he would like to try. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
753 As a matter of fact, we ARE playing "Good Cop, Bad Cop." Guess who's who. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
754 Give up 3 more witnesses, and he'll make you a flower. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
755 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way, your choice. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
756 We don't do Good Cop, Bad Cop anymore. We do Bad Cop, Cop Who Will Haunt Your Nightmares. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
757 What are you, 5? I said, look at me when I’m talking to you. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
758 You've got ten seconds to talk, or I leave the room, and let Binky go full Ringling on you. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
759 We can do this the hard way or we can do this the fun way. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
760 A lawyer, eh? We'll need more balloons, but I think we can make that for you. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
761 Officer Chuckles found your balloon animal at the crime scene. Not so funny now, is it? 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
762 They say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
763 Well, are we having fun, yet? 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
764 We're done clowning around. Now talk! 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
765 Yes, 'shrooms' are known to cause strange hallucinations. Why do you ask? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
766 Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-his-own-expectations cop. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
767 Clancy is modeling the only witness protection identity we have left —take it or leave it ! 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
768 I'm telling you, we're not clowning around here. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
769 Talk or the clown kills your Mr. Binky. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
770 Do we look like we're joking, kid? 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
771 Don’t bother, they’re here. 1.3506 0.05492 154 118 18 18
772 Does it look like we're clowning around? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
773 Tell the truth or we'll pop this dog 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
774 Oh yeah-and there's a joker to my right! 1.3501 0.03072 397 287 81 29
775 I'd advise you to come clean to the clown. You don't want to have to talk to the mime . . . 1.3488 0.04192 215 156 43 16
776 I told you, you get the poodle when you stop giving me the runaround. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
777 The bad news is, I'm the good cop. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
778 What makes you think I'm the bad cop? 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
779 Just how limber are you? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
780 Think he's a laugh, huh? Just wait until tou meet your court-appointed lawyer. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
781 Oh, you find this amusing, do you? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
782 Sorry. Our regular sketch artist is on maternity leave. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
783 First you answer the questions, then he makes you a bicycle. Got it? 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
784 Ya better start talkin', cause my friend here, will twist you like that cute little dog! 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
785 You have the right to say Stop during a tickle. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
786 We're not clowning around here! Well ... at least I'm not. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
787 If you think we're clowning around, punk, you're very much ... Peters! This is NOT the time! 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
788 Chuckles has ways for making you talk. 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
789 Send in the clowns. Don't worry, they're here. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
790 If you give us any trouble, I’ve got twenty partners in the squad car outside. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
791 Maybe a pie in the face would change your story! 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
792 You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
793 Confess or we bring in the mime! 1.3487 0.05302 152 114 23 15
794 Tell what you know or the balloon dog gets it 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
795 No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
796 And if you don't want to hear that squeaky noise again, Start Talkin' 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
797 We can do this the funny way or the creepy way. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
798 OK, tell him where you buried the other balloon dogs. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
799 You either talk to us, or we bring in the mime. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
800 If you're going to clown around, we're going to clown around. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
801 Let me tell you son, the Geneva Convention don't say nothing about cruel and unusual squeaking 1.3476 0.02827 443 317 98 28
802 Mr. Zuckerberg, we have advanced techniques for getting you to talk. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
803 You think I’m the bad cop? Wait till you see what my friend Mr. Tickles does with his little balloon. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
804 We need to know. How did you figure out he was an undercover cop?" 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
805 Talk or we untie the dog. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
806 Look, we can do this the easy way or the odd way. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
807 Does it look like we’re clowning around, buddy? 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
808 I'll ask one last time — where did you hide the LSD? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
809 I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of this situation! 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
810 Does Officer Giggles look like he's joking around right now? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
811 You'd better start taking this seriously. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
812 TRUST ME! HE IS THE BAD COP!! 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
813 This is our 3-D specialist. Does this look like your dog? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
814 The precinct is experimenting with Good Cop, Creepy Cop. After the interrogation, we’d appreciate your feedback. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
815 Do you realize how serious this is? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
816 This meets the commission's requirement of diversity in the work force. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
817 You wouldn’t want anything to happen to your dog, would you? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
818 Listen, clown! Yes, I'm talking to you! 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
819 Why do you immediately assume I'm the bad cop? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
820 Did he or did he not get the ears right? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
821 Listen, I thought the sketch balloonist was a bad idea, too, but budgets are tight. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
822 Does this accurately represent the dog you saw? 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
823 Are you ready to talk?? Or do we bring-in the mime??? 1.3446 0.05399 148 112 21 15
824 Now, son, let me remind you, this is no laughing matter. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
825 Do you want him to put on the suit? And the shoes? Is that what you really want?! 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
826 Yes, this is protocol for all new Oval Office interns. Now, pay attention. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
827 just to be clear, I am the 'good cop' 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
828 Good cop, bad cop? Oh, we're way past that, buddy boy! 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
829 Do you think you are dealing with a bunch of clowns? 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
830 If you don't talk soon, Detective Bozo will do to you what he did to that balloon. He's dangerous. 1.3436 0.02819 422 300 99 23
831 You're in trouble, but not too serious. 1.3430 0.03807 242 174 53 15
832 Now pay attention as my partner mimes your Miranda rights. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
833 Now talk, or we bring in the mime! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
834 I bet you thought I was the “bad cop.” 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
835 You don't want him to start juggling...do you? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
836 NO the dog that bit me had a much longer tail 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
837 You better start talkin, we got a whole tiny car full o' these guys 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
838 Tell us what you know, or we'll stuff you into a car with 23 other suspects. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
839 This is just a sample. If you dont talk were bringing in the accordion. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
840 For every lie we’re going to start letting air out. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
841 Good cop. Bad prop. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
842 Well, since we can't get you to talk, let's see if we can't make you laugh... 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
843 Start from the top. The big top. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
844 Talk or face seltzer water boarding. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
845 Under the new administration, you also have the right to assistance of clownsel. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
846 So, you think this funny? 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
847 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable talking to Officer McDonald. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
848 Talk or we pop the dog! 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
849 He's a loose cannon, which is also how he commutes to work. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
850 If you don't talk, I am going to send in the clowns. 1.3419 0.02743 430 304 105 21
851 Won't talk? We will see about that. Officer Bozo here knows a thing or two about arm twisting. 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
852 Either you start spilling to me, or I’m gonna let Sgt. McDonald do it his way. 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
853 You have the right to remain unamused. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
854 It's good cop, funny cop now. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
855 If you think 2 hours of talking to him was cruel, next we bring in a mime!! 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
856 Start talking or Bobo makes the balloon dog squeak. You ever heard a balloon dog squeak, Jimmy? 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
857 Don't make him pull the quarter from behind your ear. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
858 You're next, pal. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
859 Give it up. It's your word against Detective Twinkles and the 17 other officers in the car tailing you. 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
860 Humor him. He's up for a White House job. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
861 Let's go back to the scene of the mime, shall we? 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
862 If you don't cooperate we can entertain you indefinitely. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
863 Just like in the White House, you should be afraid of the clown. 1.3403 0.05413 144 109 21 14
864 We can do this the easy way or the harlequin way. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
865 That's right punk, first one who talks gets the balloon doggie. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
866 Meet Detective Columbozo. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
867 I can assure you that this was indeed a laughing matter. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
868 And there are 20 five-year-olds waiting right outside. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
869 Believe me, you don’t want to have to deal with my partner. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
870 Do I look like a clown to you? 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
871 He made the dog! So do we have a deal? 1.3380 0.04676 142 100 36 6
872 Did you hear that Sgt. MacDougal? This wiseguy thinks you’re a clown. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
873 Oh a serious guy huh? Well we have ways of making you laugh. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
874 Let me totally clear. I'M the good cop! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
875 Listen buddy, we're not clowning around here. (long pause) He's standing right behind me, isn't he? 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
876 You'd be amazed what he can do with a small intestine. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
877 Next, we'll bring in a Mime. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
878 Talk, or I bring in the unicyclist. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
879 The balloon squealed. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
880 You'll be tried as a juvenile. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
881 What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
882 I'm bad cop, he's just a sad, sad man. 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
883 Alright, punk, start talking. I need adult conversation. 1.3371 0.02699 439 312 106 21
884 Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the painfully corny way. 1.3371 0.03620 264 191 57 16
885 NOW, do you recognize Detective Taylor?? 1.3370 0.03081 368 267 78 23
886 HEY! Only the Mayor gets to call us clowns, ya hear! 1.3357 0.02641 417 291 112 14
887 No, he’s the bad cop. I’m the good cop. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
888 And what makes you think we are clowning around? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
889 Do you think this police department is a joke? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
890 All we know is that you're allergic to latex. So, better start talking. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
891 Is this all just a joke to you? 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
892 How many times I gotta tell ya? No cake and ice cream till you sign the confession. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
893 The mime is coming in next, he'll make you talk 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
894 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
895 So you're absolutely sure that this is your dog ? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
896 No, nitwit, he's the bad cop. 1.3357 0.04489 140 97 39 4
897 If I don’t get the answers I’m looking for, Detective Popo is going to give the balloon a few more twists. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
898 Did you or did you not say..'send in the clowns'? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
899 Maybe this will refresh your memory. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
900 Any other final requests? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
901 No more wise cracks, kid. Our regular sketch artist is out sick today, okay? Now, does this or does this not look like the the little doggie that bit ya? 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
902 Despite what you’re thinking, this is no laughing matter. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
903 Our sketch artist isn't in today, does this look like the man that stole your wallet? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
904 Tell us what we need to know or the dog gets popped. 1.3357 0.05517 140 107 19 14
905 I'm asking for the last time: is that your dog? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
906 OK buddy ,it’s speak or squeak. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
907 Who's that clown? He's your worst nightmare. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
908 Oh, so you think this is funny?! 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
909 No, he won't make you a phone so you can call your lawyer. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
910 Our sketch artist is on leave, but you can describe the suspect to Officer Toodles. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
911 We treat every complaint seriously.. 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
912 The fun and games are over, pal. 1.3357 0.04373 140 96 41 3
913 Does this look like a circus to you? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
914 Judy Collin's lawyer is here to see you 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
915 Please show Officer Bobo what happened to your dog 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
916 Let´s think back, Patterson, to your fifth birthday. . . 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
917 ...and you're telling me this officer assaulted you with a slapstick? 1.3347 0.03805 245 179 50 16
918 Won't talk, eh? Well how about a couple of hours with this guy... 1.3342 0.02821 395 281 96 18
919 You think he is the good cop? The name Stephen King mean anything to you? 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
920 We're booking you on attempted rubbery. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
921 I don't care what Sean Hannity told you, the clown ain't your lawyer. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
922 Talk now or spend the next 48 hours making balloon animals with this guy. 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
923 Yeah, he's bad. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
924 In case you're wondering - I'm the good cop. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
925 He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
926 He’s only here in case you try something funny. 1.3333 0.04576 141 99 37 5
927 What makes you think he was just kidding? 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
928 Don't confess yet, all my other partners are still getting out of the car. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
929 You should be afraid. There are 50 more just like him behind the mirror. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
930 Yes, you can have water, but don't be surprised if it's in a dribble cup. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
931 That's his doggie. You don't want to see his crocodile. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
932 Because of your age, I must now turn the interview over to Officer Clowny, our specialist in juvenile interrogation. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
933 You want to do this the hard way or the most fun way? 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
934 Think that's funny, wise guy? Wait 'til he gets the pie. 1.3309 0.04556 136 95 37 4
935 Where were you on the night of April 1st? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
936 Yeah, I'm the 'bad' cop. But believe me, you don't want to meet the 'good' cop. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
937 Can we get you a happy meal? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
938 No, buddy, I'm the Good Cop. He's...well, ever seen 'Halloween'? 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
939 Yeah, and I'm the good cop. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
940 I'm the funny one, it's him you have to worry about. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
941 He’s not smiling on the inside. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
942 Without an animal-specific sketch artist available, this is as close as we can come to your canine assailant based on the description you've given us. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
943 Let's get one thing straight, punk! We're not here for your amusement! 1.3309 0.04556 136 95 37 4
944 Oh you think this is funny, huh? Well, we'll see who's laughing when Officer Chuckles is finished with his routine. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
945 Exactly how much LSD did you take?! 1.3297 0.04204 182 131 42 9
946 Actually, we're both good clowns. And bad cops. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
947 It's your choice, either you talk to me or you talk to your worst nightmare. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
948 “Talk, or we'll bring in the mimes and accordionists. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
949 This is Officer Bannon, Circus Crimes Division. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
950 You're not the first clown we've had in here. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
951 No, Bozo I’m talking to you. 1.3284 0.05583 134 103 18 13
952 Give a complete description of the perpetrator to our balloon artist. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
953 And that's just a taste of what prison's like 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
954 Joke's on you...I'm the good cop! 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
955 Don't even think of trying to twist this around. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
956 You just had to get arrested during the captain’s birthday party, huh? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
957 Don’t let the face fool you, he’s the bad cop! 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
958 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
959 Things aren't so funny now, are they kid ... 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
960 Believe me, balloon animals aren't the only the only thing he can twist. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
961 Oh, I can ask Lieutenant Chuckles to stop, but if you don't start answering my questions, I'm bringing the mime back in. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
962 I'm done with you. But my partner might not be so nice 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
963 So, tough guy, you think you are funny? I'll show you who's funny. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
964 What are you looking at him for? 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
965 You don't want him to use the seltzer. 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
966 Your choice: confess or 2 hours alone with the clown. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
967 There's nothing funny about this, young man. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
968 You have the right to one balloon. If you cannot afford one, a poodle will be provided for you. 1.3256 0.04096 215 160 40 15
969 So, you think that's funny, do you? I'll show you funny! 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
970 Stick to the subject! This is an interrogation room, not a circus! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
971 Don't wanna talk eh? Fine, Kill the puppy Bobo! 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
972 He is the bad cop, and he can twist more than just balloons. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
973 Even sketch artists get holidays, OK? So, does it or does it not look like Mrs Schwarz's dog? 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
974 And we have ten more just like him waiting out in the car. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
975 Could you hurry up and confess? Wehave a birthday party to get to. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
976 ...And he just picked up 30 more of your accomplices in his cruiser 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
977 Is this the balloon animal that attacked your wife?? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
978 "If you don't cooperate, we'll have to throw the pie at you". 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
979 The bad news for you is that I’m the good cop. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
980 We've got fifteen more just like him in the squad car outside. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
981 Word of advice, kid- take the balloon dog or he gets out the big shoes. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
982 You’re accused of clowning around and blowing things out of proportion. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
983 So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
984 Look, I’m trying to help you here, but he’s got a seltzer bottle and knows how to use it. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
985 And what, he just magically appeared behind you? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
986 The driver of the car survived, but you killed seventeen passengers. 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
987 Johnson, looks like this guy wants to play games. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
988 Oh, he's just getting started. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
989 We have ways of making you squeal! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
990 Do you recognize this? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
991 Did he look something like that? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
992 You can talk to me, or you can talk to Scruffles... 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
993 Tell me again, exactly how many of you were in the car? 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
994 Trust me: you don't want to see the Bad Clown. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
995 Do we look like a bunch of clowns to you? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
996 If you don't talk, Peanuts takes a pin to the dog! 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
997 If you don't tell us what you know, I'll bring in the mime. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
998 Still think this is a joke? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
999 ....and that's Lieutenant Jeffries from our Juvenile Division. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1000 You think you are the class clown? I know the class clown. You are no class clown 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
1001 Talk ... or there will be face painting. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1002 When good cop/bad cop fails, we bring in the clown. Any other questions smart pants? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1003 Look at me dammit! I'm talking to you. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1004 Funny HOW? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1005 We'll see who has the last laugh 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1006 Now, who's the Bozo? 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
1007 Oh, I wish you hadn't laughed at him. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1008 Let me introduce you to the really bad cop. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1009 Are you sure he had a bushier tail? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1010 So you wanna play hardball?, go ahead Jonesy make the balloon nightstick! 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1011 Talk or he'll squeak. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1012 We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1013 You think this is funny? 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
1014 Clown college is hard time, son. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1015 who are you calling a bozo now 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1016 OK, McCollough, we met your demands. Now talk! 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1017 You might as well confess now, kid--in two minutes we bring in the mime. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1018 Bozo and I need your help...how do we get off Facebook? 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1019 He did a better job with Stormy Daniels’ description 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1020 No, I'm actually the good cop. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1021 So you think you can make clowns out of us, huh? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1022 Listen buddy, a lawyer just isn’t necessary. You don’t want two clowns in here, do you? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1023 I don't think you understand which one of us is the bad cop... 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1024 Who do you think you're dealing with, a bunch of clowns. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1025 If you want your face painted you are going to have to start giving us answers. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1026 First some answers. Then your juice box. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1027 My partner knows how to handle jokers like you. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1028 Can you explain how the boss's therapy dog ended up in your cubicle? 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1029 we're asking the questions here! 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1030 He's a good cop, but a very bad clown. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1031 Your choice, bad-cop or tedious-clown 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1032 Well, what if I told you that your buddy in the next room wanted his face painted? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1033 Looks can be deceiving. Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1034 Unlucky for you, he and his canine partner showed up when they did. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1035 We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1036 No, he’s the Bad Cop. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1037 If you want to enter the Witness Protection Program, and you want to stay in town, this is your best and only option. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1038 We hear you're into twisted stuff. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1039 Don't make us play good clown bad clown. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1040 I said we can work this out by talking. But Artie here sometimes gets a little crazy. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1041 If I find out you're lying to me, you can forget about the giraffe. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1042 No, that's supposed to be a dog, not a horse. And stop trying to change the subject - I'm the one asking the questions here. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1043 Does it look like we are clowning around here? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1044 So you want Officer Doodles and I to believe this heroin-filled doggie just climbed up your ass? 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1045 No, I'm the bad cop and he's the bad clown. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1046 Alright, mac, if you don't start spilling the beans, i'm gonna hand you over to this Bozo. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1047 And if you don't talk, he keeps making them. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1048 No, I'm the good cop...he's just a clown. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1049 Officer Finn has ways to make you talk...you don’t even want to know about. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1050 Still won't talk? Let's see what he can pull from your ear. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1051 The sketch artist is unavailable but he can make a balloon animal of the perp. 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
1052 No, I'm the bad cop! 1.3179 0.02541 453 326 110 17
1053 You are accused of defacing an officer of the law and wringing his dog's neck. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1054 You said a dog ate your homework. Is this the dog?! 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1055 We came here to do two things: solve crimes and make balloon animals. And we're all out of crimes. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1056 He had floppy ears? That'll be harder 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1057 Who do you think we are? A bunch of clowns? JIM, NOT NOW 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1058 Look, we're not... I mean, I am not clowning around with you! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1059 Does this look sort of like the dog that bit you? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1060 This is our Forensic Clown. He will make a balloon replica of the dog that was stolen based on your description. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1061 I assure you this is no laughing matter! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1062 The good cop called in sick today, so you're in for a treat 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1063 Show me on the balloon animal where you stabbed him. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1064 According to the president that guy represents the FBI 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1065 Mr. Cohen, my buddy here can make anyone squeak. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1066 Young man, you do not seem to understand the seriousness of your situation! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1067 Is that your story? You think we’re fools? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1068 Are you calling Sergeant Egelko a clown? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1069 You think this is something to laugh about, pal? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1070 Who's Jeff Koons? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1071 No, I'm the good cop. He's not even a good clown. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1072 Don’t get smart kid. We are not clowning around! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1073 This can happen the easy way, or the squeaky way. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1074 So, now you're trying to tell me that there's a cop standing behind me, at the door, with a clown wig, a clown nose, and a dog balloon? And, you arrived at the Station in a Clown Car? You're going for an insanity defense already? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1075 Don't make me get the piñata! 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1076 We're not clowning around anymore. After this. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1077 By the time he brings out the bicycle, you’ll talk. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1078 Clowning around is our job, and we take it very seriously. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1079 Do you have any idea how many of these guys are behind that mirror? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1080 We have ways of making you laugh, Mr. Tough Guy. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1081 Look pal, we can do this the easy way, or the grotesquely comical way. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1082 Is this some joke to you? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1083 This is indeed a laughing matter. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1084 You think this is my first circus? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1085 I don't have a sense of humor like my partner. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1086 We're through clowning around with you. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1087 Let's see if Officer Koonz can wipe that smile off your face. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1088 What is this, good cop, bad prop? 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
1089 I don’t believe your story, but apparently my partner is willing to entertain it. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1090 You wanted a Coke? My bad, thought you said joke.... 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1091 Talk or I turn you over to that clown over there 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1092 Let's get serious. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1093 Listen, kid, this is no joking matter. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1094 You can talk to me now or you can talk to that Bozo later. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1095 If you think i'm tough wait until this clown gets ahold of you. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1096 You can have it only if you're completely honest with me and tell the truth. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1097 It's not polite to refer to police office with a badge as a bozo. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1098 Who you're calling a clown kid? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1099 Wrong! I'm the good cop. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1100 You think this is funny?"" Wait til we break out the helium. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1101 I can do this all night! Jerry, bring in the mimes... 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1102 Did you or did you not call him a clown? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1103 Did you think you would talking to a pair of clowns today, Mr. Zuckerberg? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1104 Sing or I send in the clown. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1105 Well, no, not exactly a sketch artist, per se... 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1106 Little did you know we had an undercover agent at the party. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1107 Listen Bozo, we're not clowning around anymore...this is serious. 1.3152 0.02778 422 312 87 23
1108 You'd best talk to me or you get my partner who has serious and dark issues 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1109 Next stop for you is the bouncy house! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1110 Frank, I swear, if I turn around and you're in that getup again...I just don't know what. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1111 But you don’t have the right to remain unamused. 1.3147 0.03391 251 181 61 9
1112 Due to budget cuts, we can no longer afford the bad cop. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1113 If you ever want to see your doggie again.............. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1114 Talk now or we send in the mime! 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1115 You won't believe where he'll pull a balloon from next. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1116 Now tell us who took the money or it’s a one-way ticket to the bouncy house. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1117 Chuckles here is just getting started. You don't wanna see what else he can twist that piece of rubber into. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1118 Does Officer Butterscotch look like he's joking? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1119 There are six more just like him coming out of a a Mini Cooper 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1120 Ok, looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1121 Don't make me take out my pin. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1122 If you think I’m tough, wait until you have to deal with the clown behind me. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1123 We heard it was your birthday. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1124 You have the right to remain squeaky. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1125 OK son, just tell Captain Crusty where you stashed his scooter and happy pants, or you and your little friend will be finding out that life is no circus 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1126 We can do this the easy way, or the weepy-peepy-creepy way. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1127 You know what's scary? I'm the good cop. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1128 For the thousandth time, didn't you ingest hallucinogens today? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1129 No, I'm good cop. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1130 Things will go easier for you...if you book him two weeks in advance. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1131 You have the right to pantomime. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1132 Actually, I'm the bad cop. He's the Krazy Kop. 1.3145 0.04633 124 88 33 3
1133 Look here, punk, you're dealing with New York's Funniest!" 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1134 Something funny here? We're not laughing. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1135 Or would you rather tell it to a mime? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1136 The sketch artist was busy. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1137 You think this is funny? Do you have any idea how many guys like you my partner has put behind imaginary bars? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1138 You think this is funny, punk? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1139 We're through clowning around. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1140 Either you start talking, or Detective Blinky here goes to get his squirting flower! 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1141 Oh, yeah? Well, Chuckles here says it was you who killed at The Comedy Café last Saturday night. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1142 You have the right to remain stoic. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1143 That's right, your in Jeff Session's justice system. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1144 This Career Day you'll get to see where being Class Clown will lead you. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1145 It all started with a typo in the training manual: The "goof cop, bad cop" incident. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1146 My partner here is gonna wipe that smirk right onto your face. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1147 You want the balloon? I want to know who threw that pie. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1148 So, do you want another 20 minutes of Freckles or are you ready to talk? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1149 Perhaps this will refresh your memory 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1150 Tell us what happens or the clown hurts the dog 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1151 You have the right to remain silent and pretend he's the president. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1152 We have ways to make you talk. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1153 Our sketch artist retired. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1154 If you think I'm scary, you really don't want to deal with my partner. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1155 Dog means you're lying. I'd better start seeing some goddam giraffes. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1156 He looks harmless, but his act is torture. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1157 Talk or Officer Puddles will kill that dog. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1158 Tell us, about how many would you say got out of the car? 1.3145 0.04633 124 88 33 3
1159 That's not the only thing he can twist into a fun shape. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1160 You might think otherwise pal, but we're not playing games here. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
1161 Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1162 He minored in theater at the police academy. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1163 You can talk to me or you can talk to Detective Bozo. And believe me, you don't wanna clown around with him. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1164 Confess or the dog goes pop. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1165 Don't think for a minute, kid, that you know which of us is the bad cop. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
1166 Do you take us for clowns? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1167 You do have the right to remain silent - but my partner Barry here could really use some consctructive criticism. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1168 My partner here is not going to be as straight with you. He's kind of funny like that. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1169 Confess, or it's the bouncy castle for you. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1170 Hey, listen! I'm not clowning around here! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1171 Don't make me call in the bad clown! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1172 He's part of our diversity program. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1173 You really expect me to believe my partner planted the evidence? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1174 Listen. I don't know what you slipped in Officer Wilson's drink, but I need answers. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1175 That's Detective Bozo to you kid. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1176 A word to the wise, we have a mime practicing in the next room. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1177 If you don't cooperate, we'll kill the dog. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
1178 Waddaya mean you'd rather work with a sketch artist? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1179 What do you think this is, a birthday party? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1180 If you can't tell... I'm the bad cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1181 So, who’s laughing now! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1182 Confess now or Bozo pops the pooch. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1183 You're good...real good, but my partner Tim here is great at getting to the bottom of any funny business. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1184 Now talk, or we’ll break out the seltzer. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1185 So you think you're funny, huh? 1.3115 0.04520 122 86 34 2
1186 Budget cuts -- we had to restructure the K-9 unit. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1187 Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1188 Won't talk, eh? Maybe three hours of watching someone in a fright wig making balloon animals will loosen your tongue! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1189 And there are 20 more of them waiting in the Volkswagen outside. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1190 And wrap your head around this: I'm the good cop. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1191 Don't make us pop another one! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1192 Look, we can do this good clown/bad clown thing all day, or you can tell us who stole the elephant. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1193 I don’t think you’re taking me seriously... 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1194 Really...so you have no idea what this is? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1195 I'll put it this way, pal - I'm the good cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1196 You have the right to a balloon dog. If you cannot afford a balloon dog, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
1197 Oh, so is this whole thing a joke to you? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1198 Funny ha or funny haha? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1199 Don't think for a second that I won't pop it. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1200 Detective Bozo, and his partner K-9 are not buying your story either. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1201 Start talking jimmy, or chuckles takes over 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1202 We get answers....or no balloon. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1203 Wipe that grin off your face, buddy, this is no laughing matter. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1204 Okay, so we agreed to your demand. Now, tell us where you buried the body. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1205 The agency was out of good cops. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1206 Want to play rough, do you? Well, Bozo's just getting started -- and those are EXTRA squeaky balloons. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1207 What do you thing we are around here - a bunch of clowns!? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1208 My partner doesn't look tough but that balloon dog used to be a German Shepherd. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1209 I can help you, son. Captain Krusty from our K9 Unit, won't be so nice! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1210 No......actually I'm the bad cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1211 Are you saying my partner fabricated the evidence? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1212 Don't laugh - he minored in Criminal Justice at Clown College. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1213 If he doesn't make you talk, then I'll send in the mime. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1214 This part of our improved customer experience program. Once I have charged you with first degree murder, he will cheer you up. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1215 We can't afford a sketch artist right now. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1216 Stop laughing, punk. Do you see anything funny about this? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1217 You have a right to remain silent. He's made a career of it. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1218 We can do this the fun way or the boring way 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1219 Now talk! Otherwise, Officer Binky puts your dog to sleep 1.3104 0.02709 422 311 91 20
1220 Ready to talk, kid? Or should Po-Po here twist up wiener dog #613? 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1221 Officer Donald prefers to lighten the mood before he begins "enhanced" interrogations. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1222 OK, we can do this the easy way or the scary clown way.... 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1223 Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1224 Do you really want me to send in the clowns? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1225 It would be a shame if we accidentally left you alone with the police dog. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1226 If you thought this was no laughing matter, then you were wrong. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1227 Quit clowning around or we'll leave it to the man who really knows how to twist an arm... 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1228 He may look like the good cop, but he’ll twist you like that little balloon if you don’t start talking. 1.3083 0.04396 120 84 35 1
1229 Rumples will give you this balloon doggie if you just tell us who gave you the cocaine. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1230 Don't be fooled by the costume, I'm the nice guy. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1231 The balloon animal already talked, so you might as well confess. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1232 Perhaps THIS will refresh your recollection. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1233 Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on such short notice. Is this what the dog that attacked you looks like? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1234 Do you know what happens to suspects when Detective Dimples runs out of twister balloons? 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1235 And what makes you think he plays the good cop. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1236 We are done clowning around 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1237 You ever hear of seltzerboarding? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1238 You have the right to turn that frown upside down. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1239 Listen, kid, you're better off talking to me. Once my partner gets done with you, he'll forever haunt your dreams. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1240 If you think I'm twisting your words, just wait until you see what Detective Bozo does to you. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1241 Quit clowning around. I get enough of that from Lieutenant Bozo over there 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1242 Listen kid, I'd hate to turn this interview over to Officer Friendly. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1243 You won't be laughing when we call your mother. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1244 That will be all, Sgt. Blinky. I am through clowning around with this guy. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1245 Lets take it from the top, so you, a dog and a clown were at the birthday party and ... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1246 Not gonna giggle and clap your hands together, eh? Well, we have ways of making people giggle and clap their hands together. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1247 Listen balloon man, Officer McDonald is holding your breathalyzer evidence in his hand. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1248 OK! We're done clowning around. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1249 Well, how's it going to be, punk? Good cop, bad clown or bad cop, good clown? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1250 Your choice - you can talk now, or I'll leave you alone with Detective McTwisty. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1251 You have the right to laugh silently. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1252 I'm fine playing Good Cop, Bad Cop, but you really want me to be the bad cop... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1253 This is Portnoy. He’s filling in for our sketch artist. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1254 Frankly, your history as class clown makes you an ideal candidate for FBI leadership. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1255 I know he's new on the job but just tell Bob what you saw and he'll try to make it. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1256 Tell us what Putin knows, Zuckerberg, or the little dog gets popped! 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1257 You asked for a lawyer, so lucky you; you get Gary Cohen. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1258 We're not clowning around. This puppy's gonna pop unless you talk. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1259 And my partner here says that anything you mime can and will be held against you. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1260 Not afraid of clowns, are you? We’ll see. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1261 So, you think this is funny, do you? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1262 Tell us where the money is or the dog gets it! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1263 Yeah, and I'm the good cop. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1264 This interrogation is going nowhere..... Send in the clown! 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1265 Happy birthday, scumbag. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
1266 Do you recognize this dog? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1267 It's time we got serious, kid. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1268 A wise guy eh? Joe here’ll break every funnybone in your body. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1269 Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. He’s a different kind of cop. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1270 OK, no more Mister Nice Guy. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1271 Jerry went undercover for a while. He's never been the same. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1272 We've already got a funny guy. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1273 Really? Well our canine unit says otherwise. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1274 I should warn you, he has a needle and he's not afraid to use it. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1275 No, it is not your birthday today! 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1276 You think this is all fun and games? We’ll show you fun and games! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1277 On the other hand, a court-appointed attorney is always an option. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1278 That's right. Good cop, scary cop. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1279 Do you think we’re clowning around here? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1280 Isn’t it rich? 1.3051 0.06079 118 95 10 13
1281 What do you mean that’s a funny question? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1282 “I’m James Comey and this is my Attorney General”. 1.3051 0.05959 118 94 12 12
1283 Your problem? I'm the good cop. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1284 Did you swallow those drugs, son? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1285 Start talking, or or you can kiss the cake and ice cream goodbye! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1286 My partner's been out there dealing with the media circus. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1287 Now you're in for it--Officer Bozo is a member of our 'Laugh 'till it hurts' unit. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1288 I'm the good cop -- so just imagine what he can do to you.- 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1289 “Let me assure you young man, this is no laughing matter”. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1290 Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1291 I’m not clowning around, that comes next. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1292 Look, you can either call a lawyer or see the tiny tricycle act -- your choice. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1293 He's serious. Talk! Or, the dog gets it. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1294 Now it's a cute puppy, but if you don't start talkin' that can easily change. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1295 No I don't think it's funny that the monkey got drunk and fell on the elephant's trunk, and neither does he. 1.3035 0.02725 425 318 85 22
1296 We're not clowning around here! Either confess or we let the air out of your dog. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1297 There's only one class clown, got it? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1298 For him, punks like you are child's play... 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1299 You think we're tough? Wait till the bearded lady shows up! 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1300 That's where you're wrong, punk...I'm the good cop. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1301 yeah, we're going undercover. Should fit right in almost everywhere in DC. 1.3023 0.02900 387 292 73 22
1302 You seriously want to talk to that clown? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1303 You don't like the squeaky noise when he makes a balloon animal? Then talk. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1304 In the criminal justice system, Clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Silly Victims Unit. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1305 Clown? We haven't even begun to Clown. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1306 Try again Mike. The kid says it still doesn't ring a bell. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1307 Where were you on the day of Steven's birthday party? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1308 So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1309 Don't be afraid. This is the president of the United States. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1310 I don’t know why you think this is some kind of game! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1311 Talk quick or in one minute 11 of his friends are coming in here in a VW Bug 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1312 Either tell me the truth or I'll turn you over to some Bozo who will make your life a living hell 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1313 This isn’t funny! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1314 Punk. You think we're just clowning around here? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1315 … and time served on Balloon Island will morph you into a balloon animal. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1316 Who's the clown now, punk! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1317 Who's the funny guy now? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1318 Ok, now I really want my lawyer. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1319 It's a balloon-dog eat balloon-dog world out there, kid. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1320 Just who do you think the courts will believe?! You, or Detective Bozo? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1321 Who’s laughing now? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1322 Don't make him take out the seltzer bottle. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1323 You want to clown around? Fine, two can play that game. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1324 I'm the "good cop". 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1325 Wrong! I'm the good cop. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1326 You think we're clowning around? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1327 He is not just ANY clown. He's a Millennial Stress Reducing Interrogation Professional. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1328 Consider yourself lucky, kid. Detective Bozo left the big shoes at home. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1329 Sam's a clown; you're an idiot. Big difference. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1330 Give it a rest, Phil. We're just not getting through to this guy. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1331 He's detective Ringling. No, I'm not his brother. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1332 And I'm the good cop! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1333 Bad news for you, I'm the good cop. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1334 Quit being a bozo. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1335 Budget cuts, kid. We’re BOTH bad cops. Talk. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1336 I know what you're thinking, you're thinking good cop bad cop and I'm the bad cop but you're wrong you're so wrong 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1337 Depending on your phobias, we might both be bad cop. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1338 Do you think this man is joking? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1339 No, buddy, I’m the good cop. You are really in for it! 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1340 Ok Bob, we can do this two ways, but you won't like Bozo's way! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1341 Talk or the puppy gets it! 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1342 If you don't squeal, he'll make it squeak. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1343 We can make balloon animals all day, buddy. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1344 Doug, you think this is funny? My partner will show you funny!! 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
1345 You think you're funny, huh. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1346 He just won't crack... Johnson, make the giraffe! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1347 I’ll only confess if he makes a giraffe. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1348 You better talk, or the dog gets it. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1349 OK, here's the deal: We can do this the easy way or the very creepy way. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1350 If you thought water boarding was excruciating ... 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
1351 That's it, scumbag...we're sending in the clowns 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1352 Don't smile, it only encourages him. 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1353 No, YOU stop clowning around! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1354 I can assure you that Detective Bozo has heard all the jokes about his name before, so don't bother! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1355 What do you think, we're just clowning around here? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1356 Look, I have all night and he can make 678 figures so whenever you are ready to talk go ahead. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1357 We can play good cop or insufferable cop. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1358 Don't make us play good clown bad clown. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1359 All right, no more clowning around... No, not you, Larry. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1360 Okay, so the perp doesn't look like a dachshund. Sam, do the teddybear, and maybe this guy's tongue will loosen up. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1361 ...so you better come clean, see? You don't want me telling my partner here it's your birthday. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1362 You have the right to become terrified. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1363 No, your wrong, I'M the Good cop! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1364 Look, I believe you. But my partner here, well, he thinks there's something about your story that seems a little funny. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1365 If you tell me one more time that Sergeant James is dressing like a clown and pulling out a balloon dog whenever I turn my back, I’m going to lock you up for a month in solitary confinement 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1366 We actually are here for fun and games. What’d you think? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1367 You think you're funny? Let me assure you, you don't want to see funny. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1368 We have ways of making you talk! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1369 Take this seriously. We're not clowning around! 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1370 Unlucky for you, I am NOT the "bad cop". 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1371 Guess what? I'm the good cop. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1372 We call this phase of the interrogation: good cop; childhood nightmare cop. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1373 Listen Buddy! Your not taking your situation very seriously. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1374 Start talking or you’ll have to answer to this clown. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1375 This is a little thing we call good cop, sad cop. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1376 I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of the situation you are in! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1377 You know, he can also make an electric chair. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1378 See my partner there?? Well, that's Detective Bozo...and he doesn't just do that trick with balloons. So start talking, buddy... 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1379 So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1380 Ok, our sketch artist is sick today, so Officer Chuckles is stepping in for him... 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
1381 Don't make us send in the clowns. 1.2957 0.04132 186 141 35 10
1382 Can't you see it makes Inspector Hector sad when you demand a lawyer? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1383 The first thing for you to know, I am the good cop. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1384 If you don't confess to me you'll have to talk to Sergeant Bozo, and if that doesn't work there are eight more just like him in the tiny car outside. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1385 Joe, give this young man a little clue about life inside the pen. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1386 For the last time, the balloon is the truth, the dog is your twisted lies, and the clown is ...well, he just likes dressing up. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1387 You don't want to be left alone in this room with my partner! 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1388 I've seen clowns like you before 1.2952 0.03562 210 154 50 6
1389 Don't let his appearance entertain you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1390 This the best we can do with the new Witness Protection budget! 1.2946 0.05900 112 89 13 10
1391 Do I look like I’m joking? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1392 Talk! Or we'll bring in the accordion player. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1393 “Quit calling my partner a ‘Bozo’ and answer my question! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1394 If you confess he will make an elephant for you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1395 Guess which one of us is the ‘bad’ cop? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1396 My partner can be very....entertaining. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1397 If you don’t confess we’ll...” “They’re already here. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1398 Look around, I'm the only friend you've got. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1399 If you don't talk we can do good cop bad clown all night. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1400 We can do this the easy way, or the disturbing feels-like-you're-in-a-David Lynch-movie way. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1401 “Listen,doofus—I’ll give you one more chance to come clean—otherwise I’ll have to turn you over to Sgt. Bozo here—and what you saw him do to that balloon is nothing compared to what he’s got in store for you! 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1402 I said we need to make him crack, not crack up. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1403 Don’t mess with me kid. If I leave, he’s your worst nightmare. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1404 No more Mister Nice Guy. You squeal, or I send in the clown. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1405 We're done clowning around here... 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1406 Do we look like a couple of clowns to you? 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
1407 Listen up, buddy! I happened to be the good cop. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1408 What more can you tell us about the Bozos who were with you? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1409 Something funny, punk? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1410 No attorney - you get a doggie. And, if you cooperate, maybe cake. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1411 Look pal - do you really want to be left alone with that clown? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1412 Oh he can make a lot of things: dogs, parrots... the murder weapon. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1413 The toy is yours if you confess 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1414 Ironically, when he dresses like that, he's not clowning around. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1415 Here's how it is: we can do this the hard way, or we can do this the punchinello way. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1416 NOW do you remember seeing anything funny that night? 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1417 Now that my partner is here, would you like to amend your testimony characterizing this investigation as a circus? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1418 In this city its Good Cop - Scary Cop. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1419 Okay tough guy, we’re gonna stop clowning around. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1420 We can do this the easy way, or the painfully ironic way. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1421 “This is serious son, no more clowning around”. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1422 Perhaps this will refresh your memory 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
1423 Just don't make me call in the accordion player! 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1424 Or we can do it Bofo’s way. 1.2936 0.03538 218 161 50 7
1425 Either you cooperate, or we pop the dog. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1426 Our sketch artist is off on vacation. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1427 We have your fingerprints on the ballon dog. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1428 Trust me, you won't like him when he's frowny. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1429 Bad news for you is - I'm the good cop. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1430 Spill your guts now or I'll leave you alone with Officer Chuckles! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1431 Start talkin', or you're headed to the Big Top. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1432 Show me where he touched you. 1.2909 0.06105 110 89 10 11
1433 Give it up, kid. There are twenty-six more of us in the squad car. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1434 You think this is funny? Honkers, get the squirt flower. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1435 I've got news for you. We are not clowning around here! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1436 Look kid, we’ve been in this room since you were 5 years old, tell us who did it and we can all go home. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1437 Not so funny now, is it? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1438 Don’t look at him. I’m the good cop. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1439 Bad cop? You wish! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1440 We're done clowning around with you! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1441 Ohh, so you won't sing, eh? Well let's see if we can make you laugh. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1442 Good cop has been phased out. Now, only bad cop and psychiatric cop 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1443 '' Mr. Zuckerberg, We are here to help you." 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1444 You're not gonna' like Detective "Jingles" interrogation methods. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1445 Don't let Detective Johnson fool you. He's the bad cop. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1446 Do you think this interview is some kind of joke, punk? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1447 This is where we find out if you’ve got any sharp objects on you. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1448 Let's see if the K-9 unit can make you talk. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1449 He's a rescue 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1450 You’re not scared of clowns? You’re going to be. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1451 You can’t lie to Mr. Jingles. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1452 Listen Son, there’s only one Bozo in this room and it’s not me. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1453 That's right, it's a balloon doggie and a clown wig with your name inside it. Now do you want to tell us how they got inside Michael Cohen's safe deposit box? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1454 We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1455 Is this your dog? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1456 Tell us what we need to know, or the dog gets it! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1457 Watson here thinks it’s very curious that the dog didn’t bark that night. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1458 You think this is funny, don’t you? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1459 I'm getting Weary Willy. We can do this with or without a pie. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1460 Yeah, well I'm the good clown. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1461 You thought this was funny? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1462 What do you mean when you say you are a cat person? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1463 Guess who is the 'bad one'! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1464 If you don't want to talk, Officer Balloony will take you for a little ride in his very tiny squad car along with 12 of his fellow officers. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1465 Ted here can make balloon animals all day. So start talking. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1466 ...And he’s available for parole hearings. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1467 A state mandate has forced some changes to our good cop, bad cop dynamic. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1468 I think the clowning around is pretty much over. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1469 Oh trust me, we have ways of making you talk. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1470 And neither of us is the good cop. 1.2900 0.03268 300 230 53 17
1471 Confess to me or Jacko the Clown will apply the balloon squeak technique. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1472 As you can tell, my partner has taken this good cop bad cop routine to a whole new level. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1473 NOW you are telling me you are NOT Stephen Sondheim!?!?” 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1474 Talk! You don't want Mr. Wiffles to ask the questions. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1475 These charges are very serious. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1476 I can assure you that impersonating Jeff Koons is no laughing matter. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1477 Don’t make me bring in the Ringmaster. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1478 You can have Mr Nasty, or Mr Nice. Think vee..ry carefully. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1479 I got news for ya kid. Happy the Clown he ain't. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1480 Wrong...try good cop, disturbing cop. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1481 You're not going to like how he does a cavity search. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1482 One more wisecrack out of you and I'll send my partner out for the seltzer bottle. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1483 You think you're funny, wise guy? You don't know funny. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1484 If you think I am tough, just wait until Bozo from our K-9 unit is done with you 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1485 Son, this is serious. Or do you think we are just clowning around? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1486 Show us where he touched you . . . 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
1487 What makes you think I'm "bad cop" in this scenario? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1488 Does he look like a clown to you? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1489 You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1490 Detective Bozo knows all sorts of tricks to make you talk... 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1491 You think we don't know what you did? We're not a couple of clowns! 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1492 Okay, Larry looks like we'll have to play good cop, creepy cop. You're up. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1493 Meet my partner. He'll make you fold under questioning and maybe you'll eventually pop. Will there be children crying? Yes, I like to imagine there will be children crying in extraordinary quantities. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1494 Talk or the clown's dog gets it. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1495 So you think you're a tough guy, huh. We'll see how many kiddie parties you can sit through with Mr. Bozo here before you talk. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1496 Okay, start talking or Officer Muldoon will make even scarier balloon animals. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1497 Sitting through his act makes waterboarding seem like a walk in the park. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1498 Now ya' gottta answer to Bad Clown, and Bad Clown don't play around. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1499 I'm gettin' too old for this skit. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1500 You think this is supposed to be funny?! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1501 Either you start cooperating with my partner here, or I bring in Detective Tickle Monster. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1502 See, punk. We can play rough, too. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1503 I could turn you over to Binky, and you don't want me to turn you over to Binky! 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1504 This routine is getting old. 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1505 Don't let the props fool you. He's the bad cop. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1506 We can make this hard or we can make this silly. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1507 That's old school! Now we do bad cop, REALLY bad clown! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1508 No you can't play with it! It's his K-9 partner. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1509 Facebook tells us you'll spill your guts to Mr Zippo here 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1510 Facebook let us in on your little phobia, so it’s time to start talkin’ or we bring in the clown... 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1511 If you don't start talking soon, there's a whole circus waiting for you outside that door. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1512 Yes, he is the bad cop. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1513 Listen up, punk! If you think Officer Gacy is the "good cop" and I'm the "bad," then you're in for a nasty surprise. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1514 So you’re telling me that your dog, Mr. Ruffers, looks nothing like this balloon replica, which was forensically compiled from the witness statement by our top balloon-animalologist? Well I beg to differ. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1515 It’s DETECTIVE Bozo now 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1516 Tell us what you know fella, or we bring in Bad Clown! 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1517 Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1518 Trust me, no will ever notice that you're in the Witness Protection Program. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1519 You think we're a bunch of Bozos here. Well, you'll soon find out otherwise! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1520 You can talk to me, or you can talk to this bozo. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1521 Maybe you’ll have more to say in a high pitched, squeaky voice. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1522 Last time I brought you in you thought it was funny....now it is. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1523 We have ways of making you talk funny. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1524 You won't like us when we get silly. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1525 Well yes, new laws have made us change our interrogation strategies. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1526 He can do this all day. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1527 We take our job very seriously 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1528 Any comment before Sargeant Sparkles reveals the results of your breathalyzer test? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1529 You think I’m scary? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1530 All right, we got you an interpreter. Start honking. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1531 Well if this doesn't refresh your recollection, you had a lousy childhood. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1532 No ! ... I'm the funny one. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1533 Officer Chuckles here is going to make you laugh until you spill your guts 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1534 Honestly, we're both surprised you didn't see this coming. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1535 We don't have any lawyers available right now but how about a giraffe? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1536 Either you work with me and Sgt. Bozo, or I call in the mime and the bear on a unicycle. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1537 Nope. I’m the good cop. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1538 I'm going to ask just once more...now where did you stash the LSD? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1539 He's missing his daughter's birthday party. Quit clownin' around. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1540 Your Facebook account says your afraid of clowns. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1541 Just answer the question: was he or was he not believable in his undercover role? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1542 It's actually bad cop, sad cop this time. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1543 I get the good cop/bad cop but what if I'm afraid of clowns? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1544 You've Seen THIS routine before? 1.2867 0.03169 293 222 58 13
1545 Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1546 We can do this the sad way or the funny way. Your choice 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1547 No, it's a horsie. Only a sick, criminal mind like yours could say it's a doggie. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1548 After his deep cover sting brought down Ringling Brothers, Jones was still having a hard time readjusting. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1549 It's time to come clean. Squeaky clean. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1550 Don't make him use the seltzer bottle. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1551 Let me tell you about a nice balloon that didn’t cooperate. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1552 Clown Scene Investigation. Of course that's what CSI stands for. 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1553 You don't want to know what happens when Officer Binky runs out of balloons. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1554 I don’t know how much more of this YOU can take, son, but I’m pretty close to MY limit. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1555 Tell us who did it, my partner's done playing around. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1556 This interrogation is nothing, compared to the hours of torture that listening to the squeaking sounds of balloon animals being made will be. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1557 This is a serious matter, Larry. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1558 You can come clean now or I can leave you with him for an hour. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1559 Good cop, Carrot Top. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1560 Ready to spill it now, or do we have to bring in the mime? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1561 Ok funny man. You think you're funny. You ain't seen nothin yet. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1562 We've found court's prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment focuses more on the former than the latter. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1563 Of course he's grumpy! His patrol car holds 20 other cops! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1564 "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and probably will be used in Detective Schwartz's next appearance on Sesame Street. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1565 Where were you when the circus left town? 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1566 Still think this is funny? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1567 We have ways of dealing with twisted individuals like yourself. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
1568 If you won’t tell me right now who did it I’ll get some bozo in here to make you tell me! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1569 Does THAT jog your memory? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1570 Is this the dog that bit you? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1571 Believe me, it's not pretty when he runs out of balloons. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1572 Yeah...Bad cop is on administrative leave. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1573 Pay no attention to him, he's the class clown. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1574 We can do this the hard way, or we can do this silly way. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1575 There’s only one place you could have learned to make a dog like that. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1576 Have you seen this dog? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1577 That's right punk, we are taking good cop, bad cop, to a whole different level. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1578 You think playing hooky from clown school is funny? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1579 Unless you talk, this will be the weirdest experience of your life. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1580 CONFESS....or we'll send in the clown ! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1581 Do we look like we're clowning around? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1582 As you can see, our K9 unit has undergone significant budget cuts, so I'm going to ask you one more time: where did you stash the drugs? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1583 Good cop, Wacko cop 1.2837 0.03662 215 163 43 9
1584 Cooperate and you get the doggy. Otherwise, Officer Bob comes back with a pie. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
1585 It's on his bucket list, okay? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1586 You need to understand, son. I am the good cop. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1587 Don’t look him in the eye. Let’s just slowly make our way towards the door... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1588 Now listen here, Buster, you've made a circus of this town for long enough! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1589 He wants to know how you got twisted up in something like this. 1.2830 0.04596 106 77 28 1
1590 Aren't we a pair? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1591 Did you, or didn't you, pin the tail on the donkey? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1592 Fine Bill. We can try the good cop/sad cop routine. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1593 OK -- one more chance. Then he does his Liza Minnelli. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1594 Don’t get funny with me boy, that’s Gary’s job. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1595 Wipe that smile off your face! 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1596 Don’t make me bring in the seltzer bottle. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1597 Oh, you think this is funny? That’s a drug sniffing balloon animal dog. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1598 Get this through your head. We’re going light on you now but there’s a mime coming. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1599 Admit it! It's a dog! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1600 I’m bad cop..... unless you’re afraid of clowns that is. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1601 I know it might be confusing, but I'm actually the 'good cop' in this situation... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1602 Look at him. Look at Carl! Is that what you want for your life? Is it?! He’s a clown, Stuart. He’s a clown. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1603 Good cop, bad cop...guess who’s who! 1.2828 0.02519 442 334 91 17
1604 If I was in as much trouble as you, bud, I wouldn’t be laughing. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1605 'Wait 'till the bad cop shows up." 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1606 Don't be fooled. He's our bad cop. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1607 Trust me, he can do that to you if you don't talk. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1608 His technique may be unconventional, but he's the best sketch artist in the city. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1609 I told you, this was gonna be a circus. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1610 Free animal balloon with plea bargain! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1611 Officer giggles is part of an outreach program. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1612 I hate working with these clowns. That's D.C. for ya. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1613 Okay, you're taking the "good cop" thing way too far. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1614 “We’ll stop clowning around when you start giving us the truth!”. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1615 No, he is not the president. He is just another clown to entertain the inmates 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1616 Did you honestly just ask for a Happy Meal? 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1617 Look kid, I know you think we're clownin' around here, but, this is no laughing matter! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1618 You might as well confess, we have been following you for 10 birthday parties. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1619 Everybody knew “bad cop—good cop,” so we thought we’d try a variation. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1620 Confess now or karaoke comes next! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1621 Well, Birthday Boy? Ever hear of the leash law? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1622 As a condition to your plea agreement, you consented to teach him more than one balloon animal. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1623 The bad news is, I'm the good cop. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1624 Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1625 Tell us, or he releases the hound. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1626 Mr. Yorke, this is concerning your behavior at your eighth birthday party. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1627 Listen, BUDDY. We're working with Facebook data to use your deepest fears and insecurities against you. So you'd better tell us everything we need to know, NOW! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1628 You think this is twisted, buddy? Wait till you see what Jenkins can do with a balloon. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1629 You didn't expect good cop and clown cop did you? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1630 ...And my partner here had to come in on his day off you little scumbag.... 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1631 Your latex allergy is the least of your problems. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1632 Keep lying, buddy. Your partner has already laughed at everything. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1633 Alright tough guy . .. you got your Clown and Doggie.. NOW TALK ! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1634 Ya better come clean with me kid. Or you'll be talkin ta this bozo. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1635 Maybe my partner buys your story, but do you really expect me to believe you had 22 people in your little car?!? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1636 Detective Jones couldn't help but notice that Detective Tobin's personal life had begun to affect his job performance. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1637 Look, it's bring your millennial-son-to-work day. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1638 I’m the good cop. You can guess what Officer Bozo is. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1639 For the last time, how many other dogs have you blown up? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1640 Think what you will, but I'm the good cop in this scenario. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1641 Talk or the dog gets it. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1642 You can either deal with me or this clown! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1643 The charges against you are ballooning 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1644 You're right, we are playing good cop, bad cop. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1645 Fess up, or your future is sucking helium like this clown. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1646 We practically invented good cop, bad clown. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1647 Just so we're clear, I'm the good cop. 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1648 Look, we've all got somewhere we want to be, so let's make this quick 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1649 Don't make him get his squirt flower. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1650 You had a chance to tell me your version; now, you'll have to deal with this clown! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1651 Spill the beans buster, or I'll bring in the mime 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1652 If you think my partner is a clown, wait until you see the circus we have in county lock-up. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1653 OK, we're finished clowning around here! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1654 Cooperate, kid, and we’ll get you community service ...and a giraffe. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1655 Look son, you either confess or you get to spend an endless night with Uncle Chuckles. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1656 The sketch artist was busy. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1657 Ok! We can do this the easy way or the Pennyway! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1658 The sooner you confess, the quicker we can all have cake and ice cream. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1659 You have a right to refuse cotton candy but anything you say will be made into a balloon. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1660 Did you just call him a bozo? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1661 If you confess right now, we'll throw in a balloon. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1662 He has a few tricks up his sleeve to make you talk...and a very impressive unrelated trick in which he produces a bewildering number of handkerchiefs from his mouth. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1663 Who you callin' a clown? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1664 Listen punk, do we look like we're clowning around here?! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1665 Dammit we don't have a sketch artist! This is the best we can do! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1666 Choice is yours, full confession or the music will commence and my partner will run the interview from here 1.2815 0.02509 444 336 91 17
1667 You can talk to me or you can talk to the clown...what's it gonna be? 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1668 You think I'm the bad cop? Wait 'til this clown gets you alone in a room! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1669 Confess now or the show will begin. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
1670 I’m through clowning around. That’s my partner’s job. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1671 He’s Stephen King’s worst nightmare, and soon he will be yours. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1672 No, Son--I'M the "good cop." 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1673 Hey! I'm the one who asks the questions. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1674 Eyes over here, big guy. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1675 You think we’re just clowning around, Bub? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1676 You perps never get wise to our undercover K-9 unit until it's too late. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1677 You think this is a joke? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1678 Yes, he’ll make you a giraffe! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1679 Something funny, funny guy? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1680 “I wouldn’t laugh if I were you”. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1681 Believe me, you'd rather confess than hear his life story. 1.2783 0.02802 327 245 73 9
1682 Look punk. Captain Snuggles here has methods to make you talk. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1683 That’s right, I’m the good cop and he’s the bad joke cop. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1684 Don't be stupid! We don't do good-cop/bad-cop any more. You've been watching too many TV cop shows. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1685 Listen punk, what kind of a clown do you take me for? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1686 Just answer the question and don't give us any funny business! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1687 If you won't talk to us I've got 36 other partners crammed in my car outside. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1688 You know what, Bobby, this kid thinks you're funny. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1689 And if Lt. Bozo can't get you to talk we'll bring in Capt. Kangaroo. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1690 That's right - I'm the good cop. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1691 Blinky, he's not cooperating, bring in the helium... 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1692 every day it's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... i'm getting too old for this #$%^. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1693 Cut the bullshit, guy- we know it was you. Even Chuck here can't tie a balloon animal like that! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1694 I’ve had it with your fun and games! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1695 Miranda? We ain't got no freakin' Carmen Miranda for you, you get Bozo and think yourself lucky 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1696 He's extremely effective on bozos like you. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1697 Confess and you get to keep the balloon dog. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1698 Answer the question and you can have the doggie 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1699 No, I am the good cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1700 Time to come clean, kid . . . unless you want him to squeak that balloon again! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1701 Perhaps this will refresh your memory, Mr. Koons. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1702 Think very carefully now... He has quite a few tricks up his sleeve. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1703 ...and this is where the Farmingdale clown murder case takes a bizarre balloon twist.... 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1704 Well... It’s the bad cop-silly cop routine then! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1705 We got ways to make you talk that Homeland Security didn't even think of yet. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1706 You can hold the doggy when you start talking. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1707 Tell us where the tiny bike is or Bozo here will make ya laugh 'til it hurts! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1708 This only gets harder on you, son. Next step is the giraffe. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1709 Keep stalling and Woofy gets the needle. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1710 You think this is funny, punk? Good, because we've been practicing. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1711 Don't force him to bring in the rubber chicken! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1712 Tell me what I want to know or Ozzie here has some more knock knock jokes. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1713 You’re wrong. Good cop/clown cop IS a thing! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1714 Cooperate and we have a little gift for you. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1715 The good cop, bad clown treatment hasn't even started yet. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1716 You say no one likes a rat, but what about a dog? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1717 Is this some kind of joke to you? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1718 Look at me! We’re not clowning around anymore. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1719 I just paused the recorder, the next 5 minutes with Buggles is off the record. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1720 After 2 hours of his interrogation you'll realize I was the good cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1721 Dis you just call my partner a Bozo? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1722 And if my partner here can't make you talk, there's more where he came from - a whole tiny squad car full! 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1723 Believe me... you don't want my partner to use his very particular set of skills to make you talk." 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
1724 You’re wrong. This is actually known as “Good Cop. Big Top.” 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1725 You think this is funny, huh? Let me tell you, son, I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1726 Alright, this is the last time I'm going to ask nicely. What did you do with my partner's other balloon animal? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1727 Yeah? Well, I am [ital.] the good cop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1728 What makes you think *I'm* playing the bad cop? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1729 No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1730 Do you think we’re fooling around in here? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1731 He pops the dog and then gets real crazy. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1732 You can talk to me or you can talk to a guy who makes balloons squeal. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1733 So you want to do this the hard way? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1734 That's Detective Bozo to you, punk! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1735 Look at me while I’m talking to you! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1736 You know, he makes handcuffs too. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1737 He can come back with his selzter bottle. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1738 Talk or he'll put on the floppy shoes too! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1739 Start talking or he'll make another one and start rubbing them together. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1740 You had your chance. We are done clowning around. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1741 Don't mess with Sgt. Bozo; he has a pin, and he's not afraid to use it! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1742 Okay, tough guy. Since you won't laugh at my jokes, I've called in a Pro. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1743 You won't even know which one of us is the bad cop until it's too late. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1744 You may think we are a bunch of bozos... 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1745 So...you won't talk! Well, I'll be turning you over to Sargent Squeaky and his VERY persuasive partner, Ruffles. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1746 OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where you last Tuesday? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1747 Describe the shape of the assailant to our balloon artist Sargent Droopy, and then mark on the features. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1748 I'm giving you one last chance before we resort to "good cop, bad clown." 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1749 Spill the beans or else we pop the dog and laugh about it. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1750 Good cop/bad cop? You've been watching too many movies, kid. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1751 Are you going to talk, or are we going to have to twist it our of you? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1752 Meet Bad-Cop the Clown... 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1753 Good Cop is on vacation. This is Chuckles the Cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1754 Don't make me send Sgt. Kelowitz for the Seltzer Bottle....... 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1755 Tell us the truth or the dog get's it! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1756 We've found 'good cop, bad clown' to be much more effective. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1757 Believe me, I'm the good guy. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1758 Look, he'll make you the monkey after you sign the confession. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1759 Either you answer the questions, or I'm leaving the room. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1760 If you're thinking I'm the good cop, you've got a lot to learn about balloon animals. 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1761 Yeah, my partner's a Bozo! So what? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1762 We brought in our composite sketch artist to work with you. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1763 Nope. I’m the good cop. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1764 Ok, kid, spill it, or I'll bring in the clowns. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1765 It will go easy on you if you talk to Sergeant Clown; otherwise we'll have to bring in Lieutenant Mime. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1766 You better talk with me - my pal hasn't got much sense of humor. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1767 You gonna tell me what happened? Or should I let my evidence expert do it for you? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1768 Yes.....we are playing Good Cop-Creepy, Disturbing Horror-film Evoking Cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1769 Its our party and we can make you cry if we want to. 1.2760 0.03990 192 149 33 10
1770 You think this is funny, young man? 1.2759 0.03680 174 129 42 3
1771 Get ready for good clown, bad clown. 1.2748 0.02595 444 344 78 22
1772 I can’t guarantee the safety of the balloon dog unless we get your full cooperation. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1773 Wait'll you see the bad cop. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1774 We’ve held up our end of the bargain, now spill it. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1775 Oh yeh? You either talk or you spend the next 24 hours with this clown, and believe me that’s nothing to laugh about! 1.2743 0.02710 401 310 72 19
1776 I can see him too, but he says he didn't tell you to kill anybody. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1777 If you think this is his first rodeo you're sadly mistaken 1.2730 0.03200 304 238 49 17
1778 Blowing things up is no joke. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1779 It's time we play good cop, nightmare cop. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1780 Talk to me now, punk! Otherwise, Officer Gacy has ways of encouraging scum like you to cooperate. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1781 What kind of sicko does that with a balloon? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1782 I bet you think we're ALL a bunch of Bozos. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1783 Listen punk, your're not turning my investigation into a circus. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1784 You don't want to know why they call him Bozo. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1785 Alright Mac, quit stalling. We know about the latex allergy. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1786 Listen up, bozo. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1787 Maybe Officer Buttons here has different methods, but we can both make you squeal. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1788 What you did is no laughing matter 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1789 I'll ask you one last time, "Why aren't you smiling?" 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1790 You get your animal balloon or one phone call -- you decide. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1791 So you like to party, huh kid? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1792 No, I’m the good cop. He’s the annoying cop. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1793 Did you, or did you not, laugh at his face? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1794 Come clean or we pop the puppy. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1795 I’m going to ask you one more time. Why so serious? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1796 Okay. Son I want you to explain to officer Giggles here how you managed to fit twelve bodies in the trunk of your car. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1797 '… and believe me, he's a lot more scary than he looks.' 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1798 Am I the good cop, or the bad cop? That depends on how you feel about clowns. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
1799 And we've got your little dog too. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1800 Yes, he is the bad cop. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1801 We will give you the balloon dog AND fresh caramel corn if you tell us how you hacked our server 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1802 He's the chief's son-in-law. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1803 Oh, you'll talk alright,when I leave you alone with this guy. He mimes the entire Bambi movie. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1804 After three hours with a mime, yeah, you'll talk. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1805 We used to do the whole good clown, bad clown routine, but let's face it, there's something creepy about all clowns. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1806 We can make this easy or we can make this a world of fun! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1807 On no - I'm the funny one. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1808 Book 'em Bozo 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1809 If the President can learn to make balloon animals, you can, too. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1810 Your choice, Bobby. Talk to me and you’re outta’ here. Or - I go for a nice long lunch and you get to spend some quality time with Sgt. Billings and his friend Mr. Screetchy-Scritchy. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1811 He might look like the good cop, but that used to be a Rottweiler 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1812 Where's the pinata? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1813 Was it really worth seeing who’s on the other side of the glass? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1814 What do you mean, "Which is the good clown and which is the bad clown?" 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1815 Well, you won't be laughing when he pulls out his seltzer bottle! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1816 Yes we've cutback the K-9 Unit, but now we do birthday parties. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1817 And if you don't talk he is going to start to juggle! And then he will blow bubbles! You want that? Do you? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1818 Tell us what we wanna hear, and he'll make a hat for you 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1819 No funny business! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1820 You're in big trouble now, they've sent in the clowns! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1821 Good cop, weird cop... 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1822 Don't force me to sen in the clown. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1823 You think that's funny? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1824 You think this funny, kid? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1825 Don't make us send in the clowns. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1826 Do you know what happens to those who twist the truth? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1827 Or you can take your chances with my partner who'll twist it out of you. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1828 So you think you're Mr. Funny Man? I'll show you funny. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1829 You may think I'm mean, but this guy can twist the truth out of anybody. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1830 The charges against me are inflated. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1831 So help me, Kevin, if I turn around and the dog's tail is only half inflated again. . . 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1832 And now for the fun part... 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1833 Don't make him hide the handkerchief. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1834 A balloon phone book doesn't leave any bruises, does it Detective Chuckles? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1835 Fortunately for you, this is the Juvenile Division! 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1836 So you think I'm a clown, huh? I'll show you who's a clown! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1837 No kid, it’s bad cop - WORSE cop in THIS precinct! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1838 Save yourself, dammit. Just pretend he's funny! 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1839 You think I'm tough! You won't be laughing when my partner takes over the intreview. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1840 You want the giraffe, confess. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1841 Listen up buddy. We do not tolerate any funny business here. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1842 The regular sketch artist is off today! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1843 If you're the good cop, then who the heck is that bozo? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1844 For your information Mister, the officer you refer to as "the Bozo behind me" is one of our best K-9 officers and he and his partner are going to make you sorry you were ever born. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1845 No, seriously, you think this is funny? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1846 Not even a smile? You really are a hardened criminal. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1847 Oh, so my partner here's a bozo, huh? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1848 Oh, no, no, no. I'm the good cop. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1849 You missed your balloon payment. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1850 Talk first, then he'll make you and elephant. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1851 You think this is bad? Co-operate, or we bring in the mime. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1852 Still think it's funny? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1853 Who you callin' a clown? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1854 He's back. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1855 Despite what this looks like, we don't want any funny business. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1856 Aha! He made you smile! 1.2707 0.02696 351 266 75 10
1857 If you're not holding then why does our drug-sniffing dog find you so very interesting? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1858 What do you take us for, a couple of bozos? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1859 That's right, punk, its the ol' clown cop/bad cop and guess which one I am... 1.2692 0.02551 390 296 83 11
1860 Start talking or things get zany. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1861 I've got bad news for you. I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1862 I suppose you think we're clowns, Zuckerberg. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1863 It's not torture. It's enhanced inflation techniques. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1864 Come on, kid. We can do it the easy way, or we can do it the ridiculous way. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1865 We need to take a break. Detective Blinky is expressing the need to see a man about a horsie. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1866 OK, so he's an ex-White House staffer. But you better answer his question if you don't want to get deported. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1867 What you might find disturbing is that he's the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1868 Why was this in your carry-on? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1869 Zaza and Pokey have the best nose of any K-9 unit in the city. If they say you have drug residue on you, you have drug residue on you. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1870 You like that? Of course you do. Everybody loves balloon-twist animals. Would you like to see the animals he makes with your arms and legs? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1871 Don't you hate casual fridays...? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1872 Joke's on you. We consulted our expert and it aint no dog...it's a horsie. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1873 Yes, you’ll get a goodie bag, too. Now, did you murder Mr. Miller? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1874 Spill the beans kid or your doggie is going to get popped 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1875 You shouldn’t have chosen your phobia as your bank’s security question 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1876 Okay, fella, you've had plenty of time to come clean. Time to send in the clowns. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1877 Do you think I am clown? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1878 Wrong answer, its a doggie. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1879 If we twist your arm, believe me, you'll talk. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1880 You may be looking at a long stretch. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1881 If you don't start talking, he's going to twist that dog into shapes that will make your head spin. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1882 There's only bad cop, scary clown cop. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1883 Do we look like clowns to you? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1884 That IS his partner. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1885 It's what he does with the balloon that makes him the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1886 You better talk now because Giggles found your little toy at the crime scene, and he ain't laughing. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1887 He wants to bring out your “inner child” so we can arrest what is left. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1888 Tell us what you know, or that dog gets popped. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1889 I’m getting a little agitated right now, so we’re gonna do this the engaging and whimsical way. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1890 Yeah he's a clown cop. He's a DAMN good clown cop 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1891 Any Bozo can see you’re lying. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1892 I know you're afraid of clowns; that's why I'm the "Good Cop 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1893 Look, Billy. You can make this easy. Or you can make this har-dee-har-har-hard.” 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1894 His hair is the least of your worries. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1895 Don't make us bring in the Mime! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1896 Is this a closer to what you saw that night? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1897 No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1898 Do you think crime is a laughing matter? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1899 If you don't talk, I'm gonna bring in the mime. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1900 So what do you say? More talking, or more squeaking? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1901 I'm not gonna twist your arm, Jason. But Captain Blinky might. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1902 Come clean or he’ll squirt you with seltzer. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1903 Look, we can do this the easy way or Bozo's way. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1904 ..yes, water boarding is off the table, but need I say more? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1905 And now, ‘Good Cop, Bad Clown’ 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1906 Not so funny anymore, is it? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1907 Don't you get it? I'm the good cop here! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1908 My partner has ways to make you talk. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1909 Believe me, the good cop is even worse... 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1910 Talk or the dog gets popped. 1.2680 0.04521 97 71 26 0
1911 Believe me, Leroy, you don't want to deal with the clown. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1912 Depending on how you feel about clowns, he can play either the good cop or the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1913 No, punk, I'm the good cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1914 He's not clowning around, punk! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1915 Confess - or the puppy dies. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1916 Since you are a juvenile, Officer Friendly will be advising you of your Miranda rights. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1917 Confess, or the balloon is history. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1918 Or else what? Or else Mr. Funno will make squeaky balloon noises until you talk, that's what! 1.2673 0.03699 202 156 38 8
1919 I'm not clowning around here, buster. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
1920 You think this is some kind of joke, bub? 1.2669 0.03171 251 191 53 7
1921 First the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Then you get the balloon dog. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
1922 Budget cuts for the K9 unit 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1923 Thanks, your description of the dog in question has allowed my colleague detective Bubbles to nail the likeness. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1924 Don't make me bring in The Three Stooges. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1925 What's so funny? 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1926 All you need to know is I’m the “good” cop. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1927 My partner is floating a trial balloon. I suggest you consider it. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1928 we found your dog 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1929 What now? If this doesn't work, the dentist is gonna be next. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1930 Anything look familiar so far? You say Baxter's tail was a little more waggly? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1931 It’s good cop or squeaky, rubbing balloon sounds for the next 48 hours. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1932 We all pop eventually. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1933 Don't force me to sen in the clown. 1.2638 0.02684 417 329 66 22
1934 We can twist more than your arm, buddy. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1935 If the clown doesn't get you to talk we'll bring in the accordion player. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1936 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the clown way. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1937 The sketch artist didn’t make the budget, so we’ll need you to describe the suspect to my associate, Giggles. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1938 We have ways of making you wince. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1939 Trust me, you don’t want him to make another ballon animal 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1940 You'll find out soon enough which one of us is the bad cop. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1941 Keep it up and I will send sad clown home and bring in the angry clown. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1942 Alright, son. Detective Punchinello has some enhanced interrogation techniques he'd like to demonstrate. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1943 There’s nothing funny about my paranoid fear of clowns. Now, stop saying there’s one behind me. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1944 A guy in your spot would be makin a mistake to refuse a gift from Officer Bozo. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1945 Anything you say can be taken down and twisted into a balloon! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1946 Uh-oh, the three of us all think you're telling a little fib here. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1947 If you keep this up, he'll be here all week. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1948 Looks like we’re gonna laugh here all night 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1949 No good guys here, buddy: only bad guy, bad clown. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1950 Listen, kid, I think YOUR the one blowing this all out of proportion; not Officer Hornhonker. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1951 ...you have the right to honk his nose... 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1952 Listen kid, you're better off dealing with me; that guy is a balloonatic. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1953 Tell me now or the dog deflates! 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
1954 Is something funny to you?! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1955 Now we don't want to a media circus out there 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1956 Not funny? Yeah, well, you have 5 minutes to come up with a good caption or you are history around here. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1957 You think my partner is a clown? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1958 This is a bad cop/clown cop scenario and we'll have you squealing like that balloon in no time. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1959 You've been known to stretch the truth, so I brought in a specialist. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1960 You think this is a joke? We're not clowning around here! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1961 Yea, I switched the condoms with his balloons, but I didn't know he was an undercover Cop. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1962 Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” 1.2627 0.03273 255 198 47 10
1963 Tell us where you hid the cash, or the dog gets popped. 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
1964 Y'know that horrible squeaking sound balloons make when you twist them into animal shapes, kid? Well, DO YA?? You're gonna be hearing a lot of that kid, unless you start talking, real fast. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1965 Now I know I said we weren’t doing the good cop bad cop routine, but my partner’s been practicing for weeks. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1966 Cruel AND unusual 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1967 Looks like my partner is going to have a little fun with you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1968 You think this is funny? Because nobody else does. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1969 No more tricks. Either you come clean or the seltzer bottle comes out. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1970 Ignore him. He's here for our diversity training. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1971 Our good cop is ill, you're stuck with bad and mad. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1972 Unlucky for you, it's a bad cop crazy cop situation. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1973 That's our final offer ! Take the balloon dog or five to ten upstate ! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1974 What's so funny, punk? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1975 We've brought in the K-9 unit. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1976 You can talk to me or him. Just remember, I’m the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1977 Don't make me leave you in here with the clown. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1978 ??Isn’t it rich? Are we a pair? I’m actually the good cop. You should be scared.?? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1979 Talk now, or my partner may just have a few tricks up his sleeve! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1980 Tell me what I want to know or Sergeant Pickles will introduce Mr. Balloon Dog to Mr. Pointy Object. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1981 If you think he's funny, wait until you see the Judge. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1982 I got news for you - I'm the good cop! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1983 People have been calling for a change in policing tactics, so I should of seen this coming. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1984 Just tell us where you hid the big red shoes or well throw sparky into the needle pile. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1985 Hey punk meet our new Officer R. McDonald. Now tell us where the hamburgalur is. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1986 Talk now--or we bring in the pony. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1987 Familiar with Stephen King? I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1988 So you think this is funny? I'll give you something to laugh about! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1989 We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1990 This is serious. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1991 Listen pal, I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1992 "Really? This is what the guy looked like"? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1993 That's right, it's a little doggie. Now tell us what we want to know or he'll make a giraffe next. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1994 Listen, punk -- I'm not clowning around here! That's his job... 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1995 You feel lucky, punk? Go ahead, ask him how many balloons he’s got left. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1996 You want to explain what this was doing in your apartment? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1997 You leaked the clown's data Zuckerburg. Sad! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1998 So your saying a clown with a gun, a badge, and a ballon dog set-you-up? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1999 Alright punk, one more mister nice guy! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2000 Laugh, punk! We have ways of making you laugh. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2001 Who's going to twist it out of you? Me or Mr. BoBo? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2002 We have ways to make you talk. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2003 Don’t make me bring in Bozo! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2004 We have ways of dealing with clowns like you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2005 Start talkin', or you get to be alone with him 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2006 We have ways of making you giggle. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2007 That's right, he's a terrifying mix of bad cop/sad cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2008 Listen. We don't have time for any more shenanigans. Corporal Stevens is already late for his other job. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2009 You have the right to remain silent - or to laugh and clap wildly at some of the best ballon tricks in the world. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2010 Ok, Sport, Lie again and Detective Jingles Pops the Dog! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2011 Words getting around you think we're a bunch of clowns here 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2012 I didn't know they brought in clowns at every governmental level. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2013 Do you think that this is funny? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2014 So disturbing the peace is fun for you? Well, meet Agent Bozo...a party animal’s worst nightmare. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2015 The funny thing is, I am the "good cop". 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2016 Did you really think you could steal that little doggy in the window. And get away with it? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2017 We can switch to water-boarding, if you prefer. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2018 Waddya think we are, a couple of clowns? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2019 'Fess up or your going to McJail. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2020 This isn't going to be entirely fun and games. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2021 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the psychotic way. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2022 If there's any clowning around to do, WE will do it. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2023 You think this is some kind of joke? I suggest you start taking this seriously and answer Detective Squeaky's question 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2024 I’m detective Joe Smith, this is my partner, detective Harley Quinn; now wipe that smile off your face! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2025 Give me one more name, THEN you'll get your butterfly. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2026 Hey buddy. We're not all bozos on this bus. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2027 That's what you think! He can twist you into a poodle. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2028 You expect us to believe that Jeff Koons is involved? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2029 You don't want to see what he can do with those balloons... 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2030 You have it backwards, I AM the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2031 That IS the good clown. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2032 We're not clowning around here...yet. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2033 Believe me, you don't want us going all 'bad clown' on ya. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2034 Do you take me for some kind of Bozo? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2035 This is serious! We are not clowning around! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2036 If you want the little doggie balloon, you are going to have to answer some questions. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2037 This is your last chance before we send in the clowns. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2038 What if I told you I was the good cop? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2039 I'll ask you one last time--is this the dog that bit you? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2040 Yes, we're both the bad cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2041 You think this is funny, punk? We'll show you funny. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2042 Pay attention, Dr. Leary, we're not clowning around here! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2043 Don't be fooled, I'm the good guy. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2044 Big mistake, Billy. Bozo here is really Officer Bozio. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2045 You do NOT want to get on the bad side of the scary clown. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2046 The good cop / bad cop routine was becoming a bit of a circus. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2047 Don't make him break out the seltzer bottle 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2048 Did the dog you lost look something like this? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2049 I suppose you think this is a circus? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2050 These are serious charges, son. We're not just clowning around here. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2051 Oh, you think you're funny do you? Yeah, of course you do. We all think we're pretty funny around here. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2052 I really don't think you want to find out what Sgt. Beppo's interrogation technique is. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2053 A 'happy meal'? Do I look happy to you? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2054 We can do this allllllllll day long. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2055 I said, 'What do you want him to make next!?' 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2056 OK Jack, you wanna tell my partner here what you told me about how many of you were in the car? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2057 I suppose you think this is funny! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2058 The good cop is in another interview, so you get clown cop. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2059 Keep laughing, funny guy. Because in prison...You're the clown car. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2060 Johnny, did this guy offer you candy? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2061 I don't like this good cop, funny cop routine. But we did find your condom at the crime scene. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2062 Don't smirk, you little punk -- I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2063 I heard it's your birthday. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2064 Remain silent! We want a mimed confession. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2065 Tell us where you were Saturday, or my partner pops your balloon. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2066 No smart ass, we ran out of the ‘bad’ cops! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2067 Oh, you'll talk alright. In fact, you'll be honking like a comical bulb horn. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2068 Is this the dog that made your hair stand on end? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2069 Start chirping or we send you to the Big Top. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2070 Better talk now. You don’t want our mime in here. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2071 So what'll it be? Bad cop or totally frightening-you-to-death cop? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2072 Just tell him it’s really good, then he’ll leave. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2073 Talk, or my partner will show you a different definition of 'balloon payment!'" 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2074 And if ya still don't talk, we're bringing in the mime cop! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2075 Giggles, release the hounds! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2076 Well, you asked for someone who would work pro-Bozo... 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2077 Ok - what’s it to be: good cop or ridiculous cop? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2078 Look pal, if we could afford a regular sketch artist, Jenkins here wouldn't have to moonlight to make ends meet. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2079 What do you think we are, a bunch of clowns? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2080 The jig is up. The dog identified you in the line up 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2081 Here at the EPA the Secretary has strict guideline for new hires. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2082 Don’t toy with me kid, my partner knows how to twist you into shape! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
2083 What do you take me for, some kind of clown? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2084 Trust me, you're better off talking to me than Officer John W. Gacy over there. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2085 Send in the clowns! Don't bother; they're here. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2086 Okay. We can do this the easy way or the clown way. It's up to you. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2087 We can either do this the easy way or the Scary Clown way. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2088 Don’t make my partner here bring in the car! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2089 I said the suspect looked like the clown from IT not grumpy Ronald McDonald! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2090 You think I was tough, huh? Wait to you getta load of this Bozo! 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2091 I’m the nice one. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
2092 Don't be confused, punk. I'm the good cop and he's the bad cop. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2093 You won't be laughing when he's through with you. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2094 So...are you saying the dog that bit you is more fluffy..is that what I'm hearing? Do you know how hard it is to make a fluffy balloon dog? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2095 Oh you'll talk - or you'll have to watch my partners twelve hour act, which mostly involves crying and broken dreams. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2096 And after he turns you into a poodle, you get stuffed in a tiny cell with 75 others! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2097 Did You Notice Anything Odd About Him? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2098 Can you describe the suspect to detective Ronald? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2099 We take leash laws seriously in this town, mister. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2100 Look, it's no skin off my nose, but if you tell my partner here it's not your birthday...well, I can't be held responsible. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2101 You think this is funny? No, seriously, any notes would be greatly appreciated. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2102 So you're saying the Hamburglar did it. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2103 This is what we call 'Bad Cop-Really Bad Clown' 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2104 We're through clowning around! Tell us what we want to know, or your dog gets it! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2105 He's a master arm-twister. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2106 Something funny, Scumbag?! 1.2581 0.03478 186 141 42 3
2107 Never mind the wig; this is the balloon full of drugs we recovered from your digestive tract. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2108 Which of you is the good cop? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2109 I am the good cop, kid! 1.2576 0.03048 264 203 54 7
2110 You want this to go the easy way or the magically enchanting way? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2111 Hey, focus! 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2112 We don’t play “Good cop, bad cop” around here, do we Officer Sprinkles? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2113 I don't think Good Cop, Funny Cop is working on this guy. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2114 Is this your idea of a joke, turning Officer Clowney's balloon into a four-legged animal? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2115 Guess which one of us plays bad cop. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2116 We're not clowning around. Talk or we pop off the poodle. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2117 Say it's a llama one more time. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2118 We’re mixing it up. Bad cop, bad clown. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2119 I've brought in our sketch comedy artist to help us. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2120 Don't make it about him. This is about you. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2121 I'm gonna' make this real simple: You don't want to upset my partner here. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2122 He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2123 Diversity hiring is no joke! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2124 For the last time, do you or don't you see a man standing behind me dressed as a clown? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2125 Ah, the old good cop clown cop routine 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2126 Agent Ruffles here specializes in outlandish interrogation techniques. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2127 We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the hilarious way. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2128 Call us a bunch of clowns again. I dare you! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2129 You may not believe this, but I'm the GOOD cop! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2130 That attorney of yours is turning this into a circus. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2131 The sketch artist is unavailable. We’re gonna need you to use your imagination. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2132 Sorry for the cramped ride, kid. I hate taking Detective Bozo's car too. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2133 We found this balloon animal in the glove box of your car. It contains 100 grams of cocaine. You mean to tell me this was planted? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2134 Now start talkin', or the doggie gets it! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2135 So, you think you're pretty funny, huh, playing me with THAT alibi? Well, you AIN'T SEEN FUNNY YET! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2136 Does my partner amuse you? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2137 Perhaps a little alone time with Sgt. McDonald might jog your memory. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2138 We have ways of making you talk - or at least giggle. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2139 He just came off undercover at a nine-year old's birthday party. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2140 If you don't want to spend another birthday in here, I suggest you start taking. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2141 Next, we're gonna play a little game I like to call 'Good Cop, Bad Cop.' 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2142 So you wanted to pull some funny business, huh? We’ll show you some real funny business. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2143 You say he looked like this. Would you recognize him again? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2144 You exercised your right to an attorney....here he is! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2145 Believe me, Pal, you don't want to see the OCD cop.... 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2146 We're done clowning around Tommy... who stole the cotton candy? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2147 He's the bad humor cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2148 I want you to look into my partner's eyes and tell him it wasn't you who totaled his squad car and hospitalized twelve of our finest. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2149 Or maybe I let officer Gacy take you home. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2150 You have the right to remain silent and request a unicyclist who juggles. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2151 You think it's all fun and games in here. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2152 Tell the truth or the doggy gets it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2153 Recognize him? Yeah, we twisted his arm a bit, but he told us everything. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2154 Yeah, that’s right, smart guy. We DO have a large, female officer ready to sing. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2155 Talk to me, or else this guy is gonna twist you into such a painful position, you won’t know whether you’re a dog or a rabbit. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2156 You do not want to see what comes after the balloon kitty. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2157 One more crack about budget cuts - and we'll put you in the lineup. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2158 Believe me, you don’t want him to break out the squeaky horn... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2159 You're sayin' these charges are inflated? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2160 I know it is an odd tradition but it is your birthday and we are committed to the tenets of community policing regardless of the circumstances. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2161 Do you think you have what it takes to be an undercover clown? 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2162 Confess or we bring in the mime! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2163 Our composite artist is exploring new mediums. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2164 I didn’t tie it. He didn’t tie it. So, you tell me…who tied the balloon! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2165 You think we just a bunch of clowns around here? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2166 Bring me the whoopee cushions. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2167 Still think I'm the bad cop? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2168 Look, this clown has been impersonating an officer all over town and you're our only witness. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2169 Wilkes may look funny, but get this: I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2170 We resent your referring to Precinct 69 as a circus. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2171 Tell us where he is or the dog gets it! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2172 You better tell me. I don't think you're going to like Ronald's methods. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2173 He's got nothin' to lose. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2174 We can do this the easy way, or I can turn this over to Lieutenant Noodles. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2175 Let me get this straight, you thought that dog was real?! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2176 Don't kid yourself -- I'm the GOOD cop! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2177 The dog didn't bark. That's how we nailed you. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2178 I know you signed up because you thought this would be easy. But Clown College is no joke. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2179 "You still think our undercover man is funny? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2180 He'll twist your arm and tickle you into telling the truth. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2181 Flip and you get a happy meal! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2182 What made you think it would be a giraffe? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2183 Talk to me or prepare to be entertained. Your choice. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2184 Balloon animals is not the only thing he twists. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2185 So you think this is funny, do you? I’ll show you something funny. 1.2556 0.04623 90 67 23 0
2186 Around here we use the 'Good cop. Clown cop' approach! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2187 The old "goof cop bad cop" routine 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2188 Confess and he'll perform at your next birthday party. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2189 We're bad cop and absolutely terrifying cop. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2190 He specializes in cases with surprise twists. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2191 Find this amusing, do you? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2192 What do you mean, which one of us is Good Cop? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2193 Believe me. You don't want to see him do the hokey-pokey. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2194 Lootenant Crusty here will wipe that smile off your face. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2195 You want to run away and join the circus? Officer Bozo is here to talk some sense into you. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2196 OK, kid. Start speaking, or there's more squeaking. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2197 We call it good cop, really bad cop. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2198 If you're twisting the facts, he'll know. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2199 No! You get serious. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2200 We know how to handle clowns like you. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2201 The witness said today was your birthday. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2202 I bet you're into some real twisted stuff. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2203 You think it’s funny, do you Jimmy? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2204 Okay, punk! The fun and games are over! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2205 And we have a tiny black and white filled with twenty more just like him on the way. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2206 Welcome to our “scared straight” program. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2207 We found this balloon animal and 30 kilos of heroin behind your ear... 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2208 Does this refresh your recollection? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2209 Your lawyer's running late. Can I get you some peanuts or cotton candy while we wait? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2210 No, I'm playing the good cop. We were assuming you're afraid of clowns. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2211 And if you think what he's done to that balloon is cruel and unusual... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2212 Wrong again, buddy — I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2213 It's time to bring out the big puns. 1.2556 0.06430 90 75 7 8
2214 Sir, we’re transferring your case to the silly victims unit. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2215 You think he's scary? I got a mini-car with 20 more just like him anxious to interrogate you. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2216 Don’t make him get out the pins 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2217 Don't try to pin this on the dog. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2218 The balloon artist has come up with a rough draft. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2219 I've got 49 more partners waiting in that closet - we can do this all night if we have to! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2220 So you think this is some kind of joke, huh! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2221 They wont' find that balloon for weeks. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2222 This is your right hemisphere on drugs. This is your left hemisphere on drugs. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2223 We do things differently around here. Meet Funny Cop. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2224 That’s Detective Clown for you buddy.. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2225 I'm not clowning around. He is. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2226 In this case, kid, you should really choose the bad cop. Really. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2227 No, not him. Me! I'm the good cop. You'll see. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2228 This is no laughing matter, the Supreme Court is about to outlaw his next trick. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2229 You think I’m the good cop? Brace yourself! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2230 Oh, you think I'M a clown . . . ? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2231 Despite appearances, we're not clowning around. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2232 Who are you calling a clown? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2233 The new strategy of good cop, clown cop wasn't as effective as the department hoped. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2234 If you don't start cooperating, I'll bring in the bad clown. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2235 I'm gonna say this once. If you don't talk, and I turn you over to the lieutenant, you'll never sleep through the night again. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2236 Just so you know...I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2237 See what Murphy did there? Now, imagine that, instead of a balloon ... 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2238 There's nothing funny about animal cruelty, Mr. Peterson. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2239 Ready to confess? We're getting tired of playing games. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2240 If you come clean, you'll get one of these. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2241 ...and if you don't, the mime is next. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2242 I'd like to help you, son. But my partner here - he's kind of funny. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2243 Good cop bad cop? Not so easy, is it? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2244 You have the right to remain silent...and good luck with that when I turn things over to Mr. Giggles! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2245 Justice doesn't stop for Red Nose Day. 1.2555 0.03002 317 251 51 15
2246 So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2247 You're not leaving until you talk or we run outta balloons. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2248 you got a problem with "good cop, clown cop?" 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2249 You wouldn't want the nice doggy to go pop, would you? 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
2250 You're in trouble now,here comes the bad cop. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2251 I'm gonna ask you one more time, and then the clown's put you through the wringer. 1.2533 0.02567 383 298 73 12
2252 You don't talk to me, you get to deal with the Bad Clown. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2253 Do you wanna ride in the Clown Car? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2254 Officer Smith here clocked your tricycle at ninety miles per hour. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2255 When are you gonna wise up and stop acting like we're here to entertain you ? 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2256 Now tell us who did it, and leave the funny business to us! 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
2257 Look at me! I'M the bad cop! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
2258 Your mistake was when you called me 'literally a twisted cop.' You meant 'figuratively,' now, didn't you? 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2259 Listen punk, we can do this the hard way....or the funny way. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2260 Good cop-Bad cop is just something you see on TV, kid. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2261 Ha! No, he's not the good cop. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2262 Pennywise for your thoughts. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2263 Listen, son. Be careful what you wish for. I'm the good one. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2264 Come on, admit you're guilty and my boss's balloon is your's 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2265 No, actually I’m the ‘good cop.’ 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2266 Good cop/bad cop was getting stale. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2267 We have ways of making you talk, mwahahahahabeepbeep. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2268 Don't care for juvenile humor? Not a problem, we'll charge you as an adult. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2269 You think that's bad? You should see what he looks like when he gets to be the "bad cop." 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2270 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2271 We are not a bunch of clowns. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2272 Stealing a police officer's balloon animal- you're looking at 20 years to life buddy. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2273 There is no 'good cop'--Al here has replaced him, so you have to talk to me. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2274 We can make this easy. Or we can make this fun. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2275 Is it is it not a real Jeff Koons? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2276 'Your'e mistaken if you think I'm the bad cop.' 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
2277 We're trying out something new: good cop, nightmare cop 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2278 who's that clown? well he's your worst nightmare 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2279 One more chance before you go to Crazy-Cop 1.2500 0.03743 188 148 33 7
2280 Sorry. Our sketch artist is doing a birthday party. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2281 Your wrong!!! I am the good cop!!!! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2282 Look pal, I’m not clowning around here. He might be, but I’m not. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2283 Who are you calling Bozo? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2284 If you don't give me that name, I'm gonna have to send in "The Joker"! 1.2500 0.02713 316 244 65 7
2285 One more animal balloon, Officer Chuckles, and this time, let's make the twisty-squeaky sound really horrendous. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2286 Not now Officer Chuckles, this guy is about to break. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2287 You blew it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2288 I'm sorry if the ride here in the squad car was a little cramped. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2289 Now, we're gonna have to send in the clowns. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2290 You think you see a clown cop sniffing a balloon dog. Tell us what else you see. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2291 We’re not all clowns. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2292 We'll see how tough you are when I leave you alone with Detective Sprinkles. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2293 What makes you think this is the good cop, bad cop routine? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2294 You think we're fooling around? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2295 Confess or we break your funny bone. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2296 Send in the clowns....don’t bother they’re here. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2297 See what 'Officer Twisty' made out of the last guy that wouldn't come clean? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2298 How would you like it if I contorted your Weiner?! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2299 So you like to play games, huh! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2300 Good cop, bad cop? You wish. It's bad cop, bad clown around here. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2301 Don't make him put on the big green shoes. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2302 I suppose you think we're just clowning around here... 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2303 Still nothing, huh? That's it--no more doing it by the book. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2304 Look, kid, you can talk to me or you can find out what the "C" in "NCIS" really stands for! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2305 Since we got the body cams, he treats every arrest as an audition 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2306 Good cop, clown cop is how we interrogate little snots like you. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2307 We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Twisty the Balloon Clown Cop Way 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2308 Son, you are in deep trouble. You see... I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2309 Let’s get this straight, kid. I’m not answering your questions about Detective Miller here until you answer my questions about last night's robbery. 1.2477 0.02480 432 342 73 17
2310 So you don’t think it’s funny, do you? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2311 Better talk now, you don’t want to make him get funny! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2312 Talk or Bozo punctures the dog. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
2313 Now... where are the drugs? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2314 My partner here thinks your little story's a little twisted 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2315 You want to end up like this clown.... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2316 Does he look like he's joking? Now does that look like the dog you saw or not? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2317 We'll see who's laughing once my partner is through with you 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2318 We're trying something different, good cop and crazy-as-a-loon cop. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2319 Stop clowning around, this isn’t a circus. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2320 That's right, Sergei. The President's been working undercover this whole time. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2321 Don't mind Jerry - he's only here because it's 'Bring the Black Sheep of Your Family To Work Day'. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2322 What do you mean "I'm funny?" I'm funny how, I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, how am I funny? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2323 Forget good cop/bad cop. This is good cop/killer clown. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2324 If you don't cooperate, I'll have to leave you alone with Officer Bobo. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2325 Just to add pressure, we brought in Mr. Giggles... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2326 Talk or we go to bad cop clown cop. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2327 Give it up, kid - I can make your worst nightmare come true. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2328 12 years undercover in clown college sure was worth it to take you down, sicko 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2329 So, is this "IT?" 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2330 Listen Kid. Work with me. Chuckles, here, ain't the kinda cop you want to play around with. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2331 At least I know who the bad cop is... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2332 This is a serious matter! Tell Mr. Giggles where you were on the night of the murder! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2333 Did you or did you not resist arrest by officer Twisty? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2334 You've got a choice, good cop or clown cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2335 When you lie on your resume, but then get the job 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2336 What do you mean it was planted? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2337 Detective Bobo made the little doggie especially for you. Now say, "Thank you Detective Bobo" before you hurt his feelings, son! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2338 Son, you think this a laughing matter? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2339 He won't crack. Not even a smile. Let's bring in the bearded lady. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2340 No big shoes, no confession. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2341 Good cop, bad cop. Guess which I am. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2342 This is my partner, and he's gonna be your worst nightmare, Sparks. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2343 Intimidated yet? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2344 What's it gonna be, Kid -- the Big House or the Big Top? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2345 alright, son, now officer koons here is going to read you your rights. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2346 Relax, he's in charge of our witness protection program. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2347 This is a little game we call Good Cop, Bad Clown 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2348 What makes you so sure he's the good cop? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2349 You think this is funny pal? Well, my partner over here isn't laughing. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2350 Do you see this poor balloon animal? It no longer has a mother due to your pin-happy antics. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2351 My partner has some pretty... unorthodox methods... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2352 You think this is funny, mister? I'll show you funny! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2353 You don't wanna see his next trick! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2354 Are you the party we are looking for? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2355 Stop clowning around, he's the bad cop and I'm the good cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2356 You think we're fooling around? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2357 My partner might be a real Bozo, but he's a good cop! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2358 You want a lawyer or a doggie? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2359 Here's our new composite artist, Blinky. Does this balloon look like your guy? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2360 Be straight with us--no funny business. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2361 ... and I am the GOOD Cop ... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2362 See if you can guess who's the good cop! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2363 Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2364 Believe it or not, punk, I'm the good cop in this room. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2365 Ever heard of 'good cop, worse cop'? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2366 Doesn't matter, you still have to curb your dog. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2367 The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends into this fun skeaky poodle. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2368 OK, you want to play games? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2369 We can do this the easy way ... or the balloon animal way. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2370 The good cop is not here today, it's must me and this clown. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2371 Is this your dog, Larry? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2372 Ok, wiseass. Now you get the bad cop. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2373 You wanna clown around? I'll show you clowning around! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2374 No, it stands for Clown Scene Investigation. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2375 My partner takes his good-cop role seriously. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2376 This is serious. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2377 Our undercover clown already has you on two counts of using environmentally hazardous polymers and gas. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2378 Sorry that we've never found your lost dog, but we hope you'll take some comfort in Officer Felix's attempt in making your day a little brighter. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2379 Yeah, well after you watch this guy for a couple of hours you'll realize that I am the good cop. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2380 "Joke"? As long as you think this is a joke, I've invited Officer Gambino in to break your funny bone. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2381 You better confess, because we're not clowning around! I mean, we're gonna stop now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2382 Don't make me call in the lion tamer. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2383 You can talk to us... or the mime! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2384 My partner got him to squeal. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2385 You think you’re a funny guy, huh? Well wait until you meet my partner... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2386 You think you're funny, do ya? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2387 Listen kid, we're not clowning around here. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2388 Detective Giggles here will interrogate you now. He's been terrifying little boys for decades. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2389 Yeah. That's right. We're done playing good cop bad cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2390 Tell me everything and Chuckles will leave your precious Fido alone 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2391 Let’s see if Officer Chuckles can wipe that smirk off your face. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2392 Start talking. We are *not* clowning around here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2393 So, that's it! You really want this clown to take over. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2394 Start squealing or he starts squeaking. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2395 Good cop or bad clown? It's your choice. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2396 Isn't the good cop/clown cop routine a little dated? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2397 Enough Good Cop, Bad Cop. Talk! or Clown Cop is next. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2398 Son, don't make us play good clown, bad clown. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2399 We can do this the easy way. Or we can do this the wacky way. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2400 Confess or it’s five hours of balloon animals; it’s your choice. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2401 You see, I'm actually the "good" cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2402 And where would we find this clown that did it? 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2403 You didn't think we could trace it to you; well we flew in an expert. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2404 You think I'm tough? Wait'll Detective Yucko has a go at ya. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2405 What's the big deal? Clowns are everywhere these days...circuses, White House, precincts.... 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2406 Okay, I'm going to take a little walk, and then...well, let's just say you better like giraffes. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2407 He's about to put the dogs to you. Don't make him get his sword. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2408 Look, do me a favor. Just let him do his act and pretend you enjoy it. He’s worked hard on it. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2409 I'm tired of playing games with you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2410 I'm getting too old for this shtick 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2411 So now you have what you wanted; it is your turn to tell what you know! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2412 A classic "clown cop, bad cop" maneuver. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2413 I fail to see how this is funny! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2414 You thought I was the bad cop? Think again, pal. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2415 My partner here is deep undercover. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2416 The shoes, kid, the big floppy shoes. I’m your last chance. Then it gets ugly. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2417 Wait til he gets to screeching the latex balloons. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2418 You think you're pretty funny, huh? Detective Stevens, here, is funny—you sir, are not! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2419 The frightening thing is, I AM the good cop. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2420 Sergeant Slappy is going to show you what he'll do to your dog unless you give us the info. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2421 This is Bozo, he’s the head of our canine unit. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2422 Oh you think this is funny, do ya? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2423 I'm tired of this clowning around here. We've got jugglers and card tricks too! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2424 You want nice cop or clown cop? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2425 One of us isn't taking this seriously! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2426 Answer, or he'll undo the dog. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2427 Listen, we've already got too many of you clowns out there working under cover. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2428 If you think I’m scary, wait til you meet my partner. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2429 So, which way is it gonna be? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2430 Just to be clear, I'm the bad cop in this scenario. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2431 This is what you can expect to be if you don't study in school. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2432 What made you think you could outwit our senior clown expert? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2433 You better start talking, pal. We’re looking at a whole different kind of bad cop here 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2434 Is this the dingo w’ate your baby? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2435 As you can tell, this isn't our first rodeo. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2436 Our sketch artist has a cold, we are doing the best we can. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2437 I'm not clowning around here. He is but I'm not.... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2438 So you think we're not serious? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2439 Let’s not waste anymore time. My partner here has a birthday he has to get to. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2440 Lt. Bozo has ways of making you talk. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2441 My partner doesn't think what you did is funny. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
2442 So you think this is funny, do you, wise guy? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
2443 Not sure what you ran over, huh? Well, maybe this should jog your memory. 1.2429 0.03776 140 107 32 1
2444 Listen, if anyone is going to clown around it'll be us. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2445 ever wonder what happen to Timothy Leary 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2446 One last chance to fess up before I turn you over to Bozo. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2447 No, he's not funny. Want to know what's really funny? Your alibi! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2448 So you wanna talk to the bad cop?! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2449 Does my colleague here remind you of anyone you are afraid of? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2450 Talk or this dog becomes a snake. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2451 Yes, we sometimes moonlight. Why the question? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2452 Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2453 Listen clown. You’re no match for us. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
2454 I'm not clowning around here: my partner is." 1.2404 0.03611 183 144 34 5
2455 Unlike officer Bonzo, I’m not clowning around. 1.2398 0.03459 196 154 37 5
2456 Sorry fellow, but we cannot accept anyone in the FBI who can't make balloon animals. 1.2397 0.02391 413 325 77 11
2457 So today we have a "goofy copy" instead of a "good cop." Deal with it. 1.2396 0.02342 434 342 80 12
2458 To answer your question, this is the next step up from intern. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
2459 I’m done Clowning around. Start talking, or the poodle loses a leg. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2460 Time to bring out the dog, which you'll see is no laughing matter. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2461 So, you're wise to the whole "Good Cop-Bad Cop" routine? Well, let's see how you deal with "Bad Cop-Scary Clown." 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2462 My new partner just finished the psychological profile on the perp … and that’s bad news for you, chump. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2463 Detective Gacy will be taking over the interview. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2464 I'm scary cop; my partner here is scarier cop. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2465 There's only room in this place for one clown, and it's not you! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2466 Here's the thing buddy, Bozo's K9 unit can twist the truth out of anyone! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
2467 Do you really want to find out which one's the bad cop? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2468 This isn't all fun and games, regardless of how it looks. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2469 I'm not talking to this clown 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2470 Admit it - you kidnapped the dog at the circus - do I have to draw a picture? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2471 I suggest to cooperate; I am not as nice as Mr. Clowney! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2472 We couldn’t afford a sketch artist. Describe the mugger and Officer Fizbo here will work him up in balloon. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2473 I think you’re twisted and full of hot air! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2474 There's 117 more of him behind that door. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2475 No you can't choose waterboarding that would be illegal. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2476 Hey punk, that's Sergeant McDonald to you! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2477 Tell us the truth, or we will tickle your funny bone! 1.2374 0.02323 438 346 80 12
2478 Why do you keep laughing when I ask you who blew up this dog? 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
2479 Talk and I'll have the clown make you a sword. 1.2374 0.03502 198 157 35 6
2480 He can do dogs, fish, birds, and justice. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
2481 I'm not the "bad cop" - just more serious by comparison. 1.2372 0.03517 215 173 33 9
2482 You are being charged with homicide and cruelty to balloon animals by deflation. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2483 You want to clown around? My partner will show you clowning around! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2484 Good-Cop, Clown-Cop; always more effective when they bring in the dogs. 1.2366 0.02509 393 313 67 13
2485 I asked for my lawyer. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
2486 So, you have no idea how Officer Squishy's dog made it into your apartment? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2487 This is your last chance, kid. Talk to me or I’m leaving you with Officer Pagliacci. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2488 I thought you said we were doing bad cop clown cop 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2489 My partner here won't put up with any funny business. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2490 Alright buddy, we can do this two ways... 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2491 It’s only entrapment if you were invited to the party. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2492 Laugh if you saw that dog on the night of May 7th. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2493 There are 19 more just like him in a car outside! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2494 ...and if you tell us the truth you get to keep "IT" 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2495 Whether I'm the good cop or the bad cop depends on you... and the extent of your coulrophibia. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2496 Yes, he's the good cop, but also funny crazy 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2497 Maybe a minute alone with Officer Pennywise will help jog your memory. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2498 You WILL tell us the truth.....we have ways to make you talk. And Rocko here is an expert in dealing with Millennials! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2499 There’s no clowning around in prison! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2500 Now you'll sweat. He's homeschooled. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2501 You can't even look me in the eye when you say you're innocent! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2502 Start talking or the dog gets it! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2503 I told you he wasn't kidding. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2504 We can do this the easy way - or the Jangles way. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2505 Wipe that smile off your face, punk. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2506 It's your choice, pal. We can either do this the easy way or the 'Wobbity WOOP! Zing-smabbity-BAM! Mwah-HOOOOGA!’ way. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2507 Officer Patches has ways of making you talk 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2508 So you're telling us there were 50 suspects packed into a tiny car? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2509 ...and NO funny business! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2510 Wait till you meet the bad clown! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2511 Trust me. I'm the good cop! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
2512 Now that you've seen what my partner can do with a balloon, are you ready to talk? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2513 Since federal law enforcement is now such a joke according to the President, they have adopted a new look and are now investigating adolescent humor. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2514 We can do this the easy way or the clown way. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2515 You think this is joke do you? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2516 Yeah, it's good cop, balloon cop 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2517 Alright kid, you're about to get a hefty dose of the good cop, bad cop routine. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2518 Tell me where you hid the body, or Binky here will twist that dog into a flower! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2519 No; he's the good cop! 1.2348 0.02610 362 289 61 12
2520 This is your last chance to talk, or I turn you over to the clown. 1.2346 0.02614 341 270 62 9
2521 Bad news, the kid talked. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2522 Him? He's the comic relief. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2523 You think I'm clowning around?! I'll show you who's clowning around! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2524 You might not talk to me, but I bet you'll talk to BoboCop. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2525 Don't ask. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2526 Man, I hope the cell is more spacious than that clown car cruiser. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2527 Bobo's canine unit proved ineffective at intimidating the suspect 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2528 Ever since his father retired, Bobo has had big shoes to fill. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2529 -What do you mean “The real murderer is a clown cop” ? -... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2530 Rights!? What rights did you give that giraffe and that swan!? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2531 Between you and me, I'm the bad cop, but he's much worse. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2532 The latest in police interrogation , Bad cop , clown cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2533 You'll have to forgive us – our sketch artist is at home sick today. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2534 Work with me or see the ballon dog get hurt. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2535 The sketch artist can't draw dogs but luckily Deputy Bonzo stepped up to the plate. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2536 and he bites too! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2537 He told me you had a lot more to say at your 12th birthday party. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2538 You should see the squad car... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2539 Now, I KNOW you don't want to see what else he can do with that balloon. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2540 Listen, if I walk out that door balloon animals won’t be the only thing Bubbles will twist. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2541 The real orange clown was at Mar-a-Lago but this guy is a more than capable substitute 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2542 I'm stop. This is Frisk. Together we're known as - oh never mind. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2543 Quit your clowning kid - that's JoJo's job. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2544 Kid, where do you think my partner, Ronald, learned to make unbelievably lifelike balloon animals? Prison. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2545 Look, we're not clowning around here! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2546 We can help each other. You give me names, I'll give you this cool balloon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2547 Listen wise guy, its a figure of speech that directly refers to one thing by mentioning another for rhetorical effect. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2548 This is the old good cop, bad clown routine. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2549 Ok, we are done clowning around here! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2550 So you've never heard of 'good cop, sad cop'? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2551 We know the circus has a mole in our department -- why won't you tell Officer Chuckles and me who it is? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2552 Maybe now that you have seen the way Mike handled that ballon you would like to tell us what really happened. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2553 Talk now, or we'll leave you alone in the room with Bozo until you do! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2554 He can do them all, and his shift's just starting. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2555 You flip kid and the balloon is yours. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2556 Inform on the cartel and the dog is yours." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2557 Okay, buster, this is your last chance to man up. Otherwise, it's enhanced interrogation! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2558 You have the right to remain stoic. Should you give up that right, any amusement can and will be used against you... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2559 Alright, bud. You give us what we want and we'll give you what you want. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2560 Okay - time to get serious about this. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2561 You have the right not to laugh....... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2562 A Mr Jeff Koons says it’s his, not yours. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2563 What kind of a wise guy asks for an English bulldog 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2564 Take my word for it, he's the bad cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2565 No, CSI does not stand for Clown Scene Investigation 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2566 Can you believe this Bozo? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2567 Listen up dirtbag! Detective Bozo has a very large safety pin in his pocket, and he's not afraid to use it! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2568 Last chance to confess or it’s 100 Trump Tweets recited in the “Crazy Klown “ voice ! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2569 And that's what Officer Puddles will do to you if you don't start talkin'. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2570 All right. You know why we're in here. Now laugh. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2571 You don't want us to bring in the bad clown 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2572 Damn it, Johnson. I told you that "Good cop, Hilarious cop" wouldn't work. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2573 They were out of ponies. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2574 OKAY! No more clowning around. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2575 Talk now or I’ll sic the good cop on you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2576 Kenny had become disillusioned with his position at the K9 department. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2577 I know what you asked for, but isn't this guy a lot more fun than some stuffy old lawyer? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2578 Good Cop, Clown Cop. Works every time... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2579 There's an 82.6% chance you have a fear of clowns. Are you sure you want me leave you alone with Donald or are you ready to confess? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2580 Law & Order: Jester Victims Unit 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2581 We have ways to make you squeak. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2582 Do you have any idea why that balloon animal doesn't speak? It's a little hoarse! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2583 Listen, kid, you don't want to get on Bozo's bad side. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2584 No! I'm the good clown. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2585 Don't play the fool here! That's Jeremy's job, and he's got a family to support. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2586 Come clean or I'll leave you here with your worst nightmare. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2587 Don't make me play Good Cop Bad Clown 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2588 He's much more effective than water-boarding 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2589 This is serious business, son. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2590 'Fess up now or I call in the mime. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2591 Only a bunch of clowns would believe that story! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2592 WE WERE UNDERCOVER! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2593 Unless you tell us what you know, you're going to find out why this precinct is called the Fun House! 1.2346 0.03237 243 195 39 9
2594 Now that you've confessed, I'll send him out of the room. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2595 Come clean, or the puppy gets it. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2596 Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2597 You’re a former member of the Clown Crime Syndicate...we know they have a man on the inside, so just tell us who! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2598 How about we play a little good cop, gag cop? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2599 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a chortle of law. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2600 Trust me, the next trick will be much worse. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2601 You wanna guess which one of us is the good cop?! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2602 Now we're gonna play a little game I call Bad Cop, Idiot Cop. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2603 Listen kid, do you think this is just fun & games? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2604 You need to know that I'm the good cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2605 “Ever hear of good cop, mad cop? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2606 Talk ... or so help me, no more mister nice clown!! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2607 Just because it's Bring Your Adult Son to Work Day, that doesn't mean I have to be proud of him. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2608 You don't get a prize, kid...he's just a bozo. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2609 I don’t see what’s so funny. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2610 You take my partner for a bozo, kid? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2611 Looks like it's time for good cop, sad cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2612 Now sing- and it better not be the aria from Pagliacci! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2613 We don't actually think of it as a "Good cop/Bad cop-- it's more "Monologist Cop/Clown cop." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2614 Dammit Johnson, Bad Cop! Not bad clown! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2615 I’m the good cop; he’s silly cop. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2616 Just tell us who your exotic pet supplier is son, and we can make this all disappear. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2617 If you won't talk for him, we've got 57 more waiting in the car downstairs. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2618 Jimmy, I’m trying to help you here. Tell me who did it before my partner seltzers you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2619 You'll crack up in no time now. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2620 You look at me when I'm talking to you!! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2621 well do you want the dog or not 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
2622 Funny? Koons didnt think it was funny! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2623 NO, It's Not President Trump! The First Family Does Not Have a Dog! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2624 Tell us what you know or Officer Bozo will pop the dog. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2625 Our sketch artist quit, so this will have to do. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2626 This case is still evolving. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2627 That's right, punk. If you don't start talking fast, I leave you alone with the Lieutenant until Monday. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2628 If you know what's good for you, you'll quit treating us like a couple of Bozos. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2629 No, we're not Benson and Stabler. We're Barnum and Bailey. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2630 Yeah, that's right! He's bad cop 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2631 He's here to twist you into a stool pigeon! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2632 Budget cuts - no sketch artist. Well? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2633 Fail to cooperate--and you'll look like that balloon animal... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2634 I’m the good cop. I don’t think you want to mess with him! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2635 We used to have a "Good Cop" and a "Bad Cop" but after the budget cuts this was all we could afford 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2636 My partner would like to ask you a few questions - and no funny business! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2637 This is the FBI, Zuckerberg. You seem to think that we are clowning around. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2638 My other partners are still in the car. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2639 Admit it. You killed the balloon dog with a pin! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2640 And if you won't cooperate with Officer Chuckles, I have plenty of other partners waiting out in my cruiser. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2641 We found this in your suitcase; did you think you could pull something over on a well trained TSA clown? 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
2642 so you think this is just some sort of circus , do ya 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
2643 So, who's the "clown" now? 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
2644 "Ever hear of 'good cop, bad clown'"? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2645 Officer Flopsy's dog says drugs...that's good enough for me. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2646 Our sketch artist is out sick, but Detective Pagliacci is filling in. Just don't go crazy with details, ok pal? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2647 Sorry. The regular good cop is sick. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2648 No you said he's funny! Funny how??!! Like he's a clown? Like he amuses you?! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2649 Nobody will believe you that a clown beat the truth out of you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2650 Yes, it's his real hair. Now what else can you tell us about the dog? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2651 No, that is not Trump, that is one of our officers. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2652 You wanna wind up like dis guy? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2653 TELL THE TRUTH AND YOU GET THE PUPPY? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2654 Budget Cuts Have Reduced Our Good Cop-Bad Cop Routine to a Bare Minimum. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2655 If you think we're about to play a game of "bad cop, good cop", you'd better think again. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2656 It ain't no laughing matter, Punk. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2657 We have someone that can place you at the circus, right Donny? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2658 OK, bud. You clown around with us, we clown around with you! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2659 we will not turn this trial into a circus 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2660 Sure, you can wait for your lawyer to get here... But I should tell you -- Birthday Boy's down the hall, singin' and blowin' out candles! 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
2661 You don't really want to work here -- the place is a circus! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2662 Actually, he's the bad cop...and he will squeeze the truth out of you! 1.2301 0.03977 113 87 26 0
2663 Today’s your lucky day, pal. Meet special agent Bozo, from our twisted crimes division... 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
2664 I'm a sweetheart compared to my partner here. He'll have you in stitches. 1.2292 0.03781 144 113 29 2
2665 That's right, this isn't your Dad's good cop, bad cop. 1.2292 0.02802 288 229 52 7
2666 Believe me punk, you're gonna wanna deal with me. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2667 Listen Bozo, we know how to deal with someone like you. 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
2668 You think we are funny, funny how, like clowns, we amuse you - how are we funny? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2669 Thanks to undercover officer Jangles here, you have heisted your last teeny weeny tiny car. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2670 I have a balloon gun. Don't try me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2671 It’s called an Unhappy Meal. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2672 Go easy on him, the divorce has been rough. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2673 Look, he's the President of the company! Just tell him it looks like a dog! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2674 All right, now we're putting on the kid gloves. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2675 Alright, Sondheim, you asked for it 1.2278 0.06729 79 68 4 7
2676 No, this is not a litmus test. But what public figure does this man remind you of? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2677 It's not just a balloon to this clown! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2678 Don't be fooled. I'm the good cop. He'll twist it out of you! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2679 So, you think we're just playing around with you, huh? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2680 Yeah, Einstein!! I am the bad guy here!! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2681 Clowns and elephants are the pegs on which justice is hung! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2682 All right, bud, you wanna talk about the elephant in the room? Sure. But we can't exactly find him. He's probably with the 50 other clowns, also in this room. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2683 Budget cuts 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2684 Talk or I send in the clowns!" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2685 Even Mr. Miffles doesn't buy your alibi, punk. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2686 No, stupid! I'M the good cop. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2687 Oh that, Derrick.. that's a little thing we call an 'enhanced interrogation technique,' aka 'the night terror,' aka 'sweet dreams a**hole' ... Tootles he's all yours.. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2688 Please cooperate or you’ll get good cop bad clown. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2689 You ain’t seen a bad cop ‘til you’ve tangled with Detective Chuckles here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2690 ''We're testing a new Tough Cop - Fun Cop interrogation protocol. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2691 Wipe that smile off your face, the party is over! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2692 That's right, he called you a little girl because big boys always go for the sword. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2693 Listen pal, you think he’s annoying? I’ll give you one last chance to tell me what you saw, or else I’m bringing in the mime! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2694 And you though I was your worst nightmare! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2695 No good cop here. It's bad cop, evil clown! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2696 Wise up kid! You’re not dealing with a couple of Bozo’s here. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2697 I can't work with this clown anymore! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2698 Look, I'm on your side here kid, but I can only protect you from Detective Chuckles if you work with me on this. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2699 Say hello to my little friend! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2700 You think we're just clowning-around with you? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2701 Squeakers here smelled contraband on your person 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2702 Do you really think we're clowning around, bozo? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2703 Ten minutes alone with Officer Jingles and you’ll wish you never heard of static electricity. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2704 confess or we'll let him tell jokes. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2705 Alright, that's it! No more funny business! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2706 Trust me son, you'll talk. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2707 You don't wanna see the bad cop. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2708 Talk, or next he’ll make you a fluffy hat. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2709 Don't toy with us. You'll be sorry! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2710 Yeah sure, I’m the bad cop. But believe me, he ain’t so good either. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2711 It's our good cop, creepy cop routine. You got a problem with that? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2712 Officer Miranda says you have the right to this balloon dog. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2713 You're ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2714 I want you to show me on this dog where he popped you. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2715 Have you heard of good cop, deranged cop? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2716 You've got exactly 5 minutes to come clean. After that, we release the police dog. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2717 Yes, we have it on file that you are allergic to dogs. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2718 You won't be laughing after my partner is through with you. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2719 Is this entertaining to you? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2720 Why does nobody ever believe I'm the good cop? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2721 Then, when your daughter wasn’t looking you just threw this little fellow into the trash. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2722 And don't say it's a horse of a different color. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2723 Don’t mess with me son. For the last time I’m officer Bubbles and he’s officer O’Reilly. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2724 You think this is some kind of a joke! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2725 Oh yea? I'll show you not-funny. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2726 Enough already! Just tell us why you didn't listen when this clown instructed you to place your laptop in a separate bin. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2727 Why didn't you tell us it's your birthday? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2728 A final bit of advice? Don't make the clown cry. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2729 Maybe this will help you to remember... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2730 Unfortunately for you our good clown is off tonight. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2731 No, we're not playing good cop, sad cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2732 Still think you're the life of the party, punk? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2733 Don't play dumb with me ? that's his job. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2734 ‘ After I’m through with you my partner would like you to cheer him up.’ 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2735 Not so funny now, is it? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2736 'Listen, we take our undercover K-9 team extremely seriously." 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2737 For the last time, we can't afford a real sketch artist! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2738 And just who are you calling a clown? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2739 You give us any more static, and this canine is gonna be all over you. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2740 You think this is bad? Wait until he brings out the dummy. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2741 I’m not going to fall for the old good cop, bad clown routine. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2742 One more lie and the balloon gets it! 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2743 No more clowning around Rocky , the pies come out next ! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2744 Spill it or the dog gets it! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2745 Per your plea deal, you get an hour with Gary the fun cop. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2746 Trust me - you don't want to see him blow and twist YOU into a dog! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2747 Son. It's about tradition. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2748 And just what about this situation do you find funny? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2749 You think this is funny? We aren't clowning around here! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2750 Yes! This is our forensic team. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2751 No you blew it out of proportion. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2752 Mr. Zuckerberg, traditionally we have here the good-cop and the bad-cop. We decided to hire a clown-cop, in case you keep answering as you did in Congress. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2753 Why him? Our bad cop's in anger management training. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2754 Good cop, bozo cop. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2755 Guess you can teach an old cop new tricks 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2756 Look sir, this is your final chance to sing before I “Send in The Clowns!” 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2757 Meet Detective. Boswell...he’s angry and he’s got all night. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2758 We don’t want to get officer Jekyl angry now, do we? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2759 No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2760 No, you can’t waive your rights to an attorney in exchange for a red balloon dog. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2761 What part of 20 years to life do you find so funny? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2762 Bear with us, our shrink is on vacation, so we're kind of winging it here. Now can you show me on this doll where the scary clown touched you? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2763 We're not playing around here! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2764 I think you know which is the good cop and which is the bad... 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2765 He’s the bad cop. I’m the worse cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2766 Alright well this clearly isn’t working. Let’s just bring in the sketch artist. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2767 It's good cop, evil clown cop now?! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2768 Is this, or is this not, the horse you rode in on? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2769 Let's go over your story one more time. A dog and a clown walked into a bar... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2770 We have ways to make you laugh. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2771 You're going to have work a lot harder if you want to be the class clown. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2772 What do you mean IT is right behind me? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2773 He's investigating funny money. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2774 Do you think we’re clowning around here? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2775 The bad cop is on vacation. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2776 Believe me, I have an even badder cop.... 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2777 You should be scared, where you’re going, the party is over. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2778 That's right - I'm the good cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2779 Show us where he touched you . . . 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2780 We have whimsical ways to make you talk. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2781 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2782 You want the mime? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2783 Can you guess which one of us is the bad cop? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2784 Well if I thought you were telling the truth, do you think I'd have brought in this clown? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2785 You can't make a clown out of Jim, because he already is one. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2786 Good cop? No, he’s the VERY bad cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2787 You have the right to an attorney. Officer Grant has your attorney. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2788 'YES! He does parties too" 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2789 You're really not gonna like it when he starts honking his nose and chuckling. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2790 Still won't talk? How about we bring in a mime. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2791 You think I'm the bad cop? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2792 We have ways of getting answers out of people. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2793 That's right. Tell us the truth and it's all yours. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2794 Good cop wasn't working out, so we've brought in funny cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2795 And if we can tell you're not giving us the whole story, it'll be the entire birthday party package. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2796 And if you still won't talk, we'll bring in the mime. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2797 We know you're lying kid. This ain't our first rodeo ... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2798 I suppose you think this is funny! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2799 You think this is funny, punk? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2800 Answer the question, pal, or your next stop is the fun house. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2801 Look, kid, Detective Binky wants to give you that balloon. Nothing'd make him happier. The question is, am I gonna let him? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2802 Come on kid...How much is that doggie with the weirdo? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2803 So you say you've never seen this balloon before? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2804 We're done playing nice, answer my questions or I bring in a mime. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2805 Do we look like we're clowning around, buddy? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2806 Now for a little "good cop, bad cop, balloon prop." 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2807 How did you know he was an undercover cop? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2808 There's something funny going on here! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2809 What do you mean, "too representational?" Mr. Giggles' work is in the MET! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2810 You had better think again. I'm not the bad cop! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2811 I'm not clowning around! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2812 Kid, this is not the time to clown around. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2813 Alright Charlie, who do you think we are, the Keystone Cops? 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2814 This is all part of the routine. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2815 He's only here because you're a minor. The trial should be a full-blown circus. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2816 Look, Scumbag. You either tell me what happened or I send in the clowns. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2817 So what's it gonna be, Dinky... You talk or THE GIRAFFE? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2818 Your alibi doesn’t wash. What kind of clowns do you take us for? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2819 Start singing, pal, or I send in the clown. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2820 Jeff Koons's gap year 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2821 He says you blew his friends up, too. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2822 You should trust me, I'M the good cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2823 Talk to me or you'll have to deal with him!! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2824 Failed Interrogation Technic # 4. Sad Cop / Funny Cop. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2825 Don't make me bring in the Bad Clown. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2826 No. I'm the good cop. You don't wanna meet this sicko. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2827 I hear you are the ringmaster... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2828 Does it look like we are clowning around here? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2829 Start talkin' or Bobo will be glad to take you on a ride with seven of his friends in a tiny police cruiser. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2830 Now quit making a clown outta my partner 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2831 Don't look at It! Look at me! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2832 Listen, if you won't tell me what happened, Officer Koons here is going to make you appreciate his latest "work of art." 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2833 Bad cop, clown cop, kid. Your choice. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2834 Yea, yea, you guessed it he's the good cop, I'm the bad cop. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2835 The Bad Cop routine wasn’t scary enough. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2836 He says you're the ringleader. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2837 He is the good cop. I am the bad cop. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2838 Good cop, bad cop was not working. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2839 Either you tell us what you know, or the dog dies. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2840 Listen kid, either talk to me now or I’ll give you a fate worse than death: 8 hours worth of watching Bozo over there make little balloon animals. It’s your choice. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2841 This is a bad and an even worse cop scenario. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2842 We're gonna play a little game called good cop, clown cop. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2843 You think you’re Mr. Funny Business, don’t ya. Well, we’ll see who’s laughing when Detective Bubbles is through with you. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2844 You don't want to know what the bad cop has prepared... 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2845 Is this funny to you? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2846 Now imagine what he’ll do to your intestines if you don’t tell me what I want to know. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2847 I suppose you think we're just a bunch of clowns, well do ya punk? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2848 It's up to you: talk or we send in Carrot Top. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2849 Good cop? Buddy, I am the good cop. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2850 But what if we’re actually playing ‘Bad cop, Really bad clown?’ 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
2851 We can do this all day Bozo. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
2852 You've got your choice, good cop or bad clown. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2853 Budget cuts are step this year, we can't afford our usual K-9 units 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2854 Don't make him bring out the water hose! 1.2252 0.03894 151 121 26 4
2855 You better start squawking. I'm Good Cop. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2856 And you thought I was the bad cop! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2857 We can do this the hard way or we can do this the fun way. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2858 Funny how? Like he’s here to amuse you? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2859 You gonna confess--or does my partner need to squirt some WATER onto your FACE?! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2860 You have a right to remain entertained 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2861 Fun cop or fu@k you up cop; take your pick. 1.2248 0.02684 347 282 52 13
2862 Him dressed as a clown doesn’t make me the bad cop 1.2241 0.02510 357 286 62 9
2863 Wipe that smile off your face, punk. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2864 I told you were not clowning around 1.2230 0.02649 296 235 56 5
2865 Jamison, you've failed the exam for the last time. We can't let clowns like you on the force. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
2866 If you think I’m the bad cop, wait until you hear his joke. 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2867 That phone call thing is old news. These days, you get a balloon animal. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2868 This case is a joke! It's absolutely inflated! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2869 Talk now, or he makes the dog squik. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2870 The balloon animal isn't what you think it's for! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2871 Talk! Or you are going to hear that balloon squeak again. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2872 Everybody loves a clown, what is your problem? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2873 We know how to make you talk. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2874 Don't take us for clowns, pal. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2875 The polygraph machine is broken. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2876 Are we goint to do this the easy way or the clown way? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2877 Talk or the dog gets it. No funny business. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2878 That's right, he was undercover. You sold this blow to a cop. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2879 So you're saying it was all just fun and games until some clown and his dog showed up. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2880 Yes, that is a dog 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2881 Look, I’m the good cop. You don’t want to have to deal with the bad cop. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2882 You've never heard of good cop, clown cop? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2883 You think this is funny?! Wait until you see the next guy. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2884 I'm the bad good cop and he's the good bad cop. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2885 Good cop / bad cop doesn't seem to work anymore. We're trying something new. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2886 Confess now, or else we give you the Third Hee-Hee! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2887 If you want that balloon animal, you better start talking. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2888 Tell us where the money is, and Bonzo will make a giraffe. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2889 It's time for 'bad cop' to turn you over to 'mad cop'! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2890 This is no joke. Meet my partner Bozo. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
2891 You better tell me what I need to know ‘cause this guy’s not clowning around. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2892 This isn’t a joke. Our sketch artist is out sick. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2893 What the hell did you just call my partner? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2894 Listen cadet, you've got some big shoes to fill. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2895 You're so stupid, you got tracked down by a balloon dog. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2896 So, you really think you got what it takes to be my Secretary of State?! Huh?!! Huh?!!! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2897 Do you think this is some kind of joke, Kowalsky? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2898 Is this what your dog looks like? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2899 We’re done playing games. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2900 Look, this is turning into a real circus 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2901 Or we can watch "Call me by my name" again. You decide. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2902 And on your birthday no less 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2903 Bozo will help you uninhibit those memories. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2904 There's no such thing as an "innocent party" as Frank here will demonstrate. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2905 This Clown’s not messing around. If you don’t talk you’ll gonna get Chuckles! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2906 Ok pal, we're done clowning around. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2907 Wrong! I'm good cop. He's your worst nightmare. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2908 Dont make us go all 'Good Cop, Clown Cop' on you, Mr. King! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2909 You asked for it. No more good cop. Now it's crazy clown. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2910 Let's just say he has a method for handling bozos like you... 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2911 Uhh, no, we're alone. Just how many magic mushrooms did you take, Kid? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2912 This is your last chance to confess before I bring in the mime. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2913 Balloon static doesn't leave marks, just scars. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2914 I'm the good cop. His jokes will kill you. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2915 You'll talk or no more bad cop / bozo cop. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2916 Good cop, scary cop. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2917 Look kid, we're sensitive cops, and we want make sure you enjoy the moment. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2918 Is this the person you voted for? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2919 Don’t think for a second we can’t Mutt and Jocko you all day long bub. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2920 Last chance or he goes from puppies to swords. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2921 And, no, he cannot make balloon keys. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2922 Alright buddy, no more funny business! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2923 Look, kid, this ain’t a circus, and we’re not a bunch of clowns, ya know! 1.2202 0.03624 168 135 29 4
2924 OK, no more Mr. Nice Guy...Joe he's all yours 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2925 We've got an eye witness here who says you did it. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2926 Now show me on the balloon animal where the bad man touched you. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2927 And if you don’t come clean Downtown, we might have to take you to Clowntown...Trust me, nobody wants that. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2928 Detectives Davis and Frazier implement the department's new 'bad cop - funny cop' interrogation technique. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2929 Scene from “Dirty Bono” I know what you’re thinking. Did he make 6 twists or only 5? But before he brings in his seltzer bottle, that would wash your face clean off, You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2930 Can you honestly say you've never seen this dog? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2931 Sorry sir, we don't clown around when it comes to crime, just ask my colleague. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2932 Lawyer or balloon animal. Your choice. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2933 We're through clowning around with you. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2934 Still won't talk, eh? Detective Chuckles, get the tricycle! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2935 And now you'll see why I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2936 Listen sonny, the gig’s not over until I say it’s over. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2937 If you don’t start talking, Officer Bozo will make balloon animals all night long. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2938 He double-majored in cops and clowns. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2939 After him, we bring in a mime. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2940 You think this is funny? A man is dead! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2941 You tell me the truth or deal with the Fixer. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2942 Say hello to our Good Cop, you slimeball. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2943 Book this clown. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2944 Look, kid; you can either talk to me, or I turn you over to our K-9 officer and his partner, Killer. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2945 Give it up now, punk, because we all know Detective Chuckles will break you. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2946 Are you ticklish? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2947 We have ways of making you talk! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2948 Oh, so you want to do this the squeaky way. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2949 This IS a laughing matter, buster. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2950 OK, he's a bit of a Bozo, but that's what happens when a good cop turns bad 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2951 Now tell us what you want on your birthday cake! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2952 It's time to get down to monkey business. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2953 That’s right, Buster... Bobo was the po-po. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2954 Just tell us what happened, no funny stuff. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2955 If this doesn't break you, we'll stage a mime marathon. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2956 We'll see if you still remain silent with our good cop, bad joke cop routine. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2957 No, I'm the Good Cop. So you'd better start talking. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2958 Don't cooperate and he makes the Trump balloon. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2959 Confess, or he’ll start juggling. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2960 Talk, or he'll bust your balloon! 1.2169 0.03360 189 152 33 4
2961 If you don't confess soon, we'll bring on the dancing horses. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
2962 Confess and he’s all yours. 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
2963 So you go back in there and mix with the kids. Listen for any smack talk about snatching Officer Bobo's shower cap. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2964 It's your call, kid. Either talk to me now or Agent Squeaky takes us down balloon animal Highway to Hell. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2965 OK, we're done....the clown squeeks the dog until you talk. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2966 We're gonna play a little game. It's called good cop,bad clown. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2967 Alright, no more funny business. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2968 And if you give up your supplier, he'll also make you a cool sword. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2969 Made you look. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2970 I suggest you tell me, otherwise I'll leave you with the clown . . . 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2971 You have the right to remain silent, but we'll go easier on you if you do it while pretending to be stuck in a tiny box. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2972 This is your last chance to come clean before I turn the interrogation over to my partner. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2973 I'm the good cop. He's the bad cop. And there are 23 more like him waiting in the squad car. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2974 You say the man you saw leaving Trump Tower wore a RED tie? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2975 The courts banned using a rubber hose. But this is going to hurt just as much. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2976 Talk or the balloon hat is next! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2977 If you can not afford an attorney Officer Bozo will be appointed to make balloon figures for you. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2978 Yeah, I'm the "bad cop," but your only other option is the "bad clown." 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2979 Or, if you do decide to testify, we can get you started with Clara here who has been in our Witness Protection program since she was about your age. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2980 Our Community Relations Officer, Sergeant Kelso, will be performing some magic tricks prior to your interrogation. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2981 Hey punk, stop staring and show some respect for the chief's craftsmanship. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2982 Day 24 of the sketch artist strike... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2983 My partner doesn’t play games. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2984 I'll answer your questions when you guys stop clowning around. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2985 Yes, as a matter of fact, our new interrogation technique is "good clown, bad clown". 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2986 Yeah? Well, we know just how to deal with a Bozo like you! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2987 My partner here says you're the ringleader! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2988 So you admit to Officer Bozo that this is your counterfeit ballon dog? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
2989 Well look at the time, it's happy hour. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2990 Quit clowning around! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2991 Don’t tell me you’re sorry! Tell it to the dog! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2992 OK mister! We're through clowning around! You tell us what we wanna know, or we'll sic the dog on you!! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2993 LIMERICK: Bozo the Cop, in a costume he'd dress...Designed his routine to encourage duress...He'd twist up your nuts...Like balloon animal mutts...and, in the end, you'd confess. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2994 Let me guess...good cop, bad clown. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2995 Trust me. You do NOT want the "Good Cop/Bad Clown" treatment. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2996 Officer, that is not my dog. It doesn’t even look like him. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2997 He specializes in juvenile interrogation. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2998 They were finally able to coerce a confession from the suspect using the classic "Good Cop, Clown Cop" tactic. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2999 Think of it as inviting some friends to your little party. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3000 There's no such thing as 'good clown.' 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3001 It might seem this way to you, buddy, but this is not a circus!! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3002 You want to explain why our top dog was sniffing your luggage? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3003 I know it won't help us find Rover, but just tell him it's a good likeness. He needs this. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3004 This isn't going to be a good Bozo bad Pennywise kind of interrogation. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3005 Answer my questions or you deal with the clown 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3006 Do you think this is funny? No seriously... do you? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3007 Listen, we've all got our vices. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3008 You'd be better off confessing now, son ... we are your worst nightmare! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3009 Okay, Pagliacci, it's time to face your inner demon. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3010 A new take on police interrogation. Bad cop, terrifying cop. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3011 Alright, Bozo...we'll do it your way. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3012 Your call, Bozo. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3013 Frankly, we're both a little sick of the "Good Cop - Bad Cop" analogy... 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3014 Do you want the good cop or the bad cop? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3015 Kid, you better start laughing or else the little dog dies. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3016 Big mistake ... he's NOT the good cop. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3017 Are you in serious trouble? What do you think, kid? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3018 This is our sketch artist Frank. He's the best we've got, when it comes to cases like yours. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3019 The balloon holds air but your story doesn't. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3020 We submitted to all your demands, now spill the beans. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3021 The undercover clown saw what you did to this balloon animal.. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3022 We use Sargeant Bozo when we interrogate millennials. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3023 What is this? Bad cop, clown cop? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3024 You gotta another thing coming if you think we're clowning around! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3025 He lost the coin toss. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3026 NO! Guess again. I got ALL night. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3027 My partner's got ways of making you talk, and don't say I didn't warn you...he's pretty twisted. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3028 The bad news is, as of today you're no longer a minor. The good news is, Detective Russo loves birthdays. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3029 Ok, kid, describe the guy to our balloon artist, Sgt. Chuckles. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3030 'We can do this the easy way, or the silly way' 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3031 We can make this hard or we can make this hilarious. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3032 You're in no position to clown around with us. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3033 Okay kid, tell me what I want to know or I leave you alone in the room with the clown. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3034 So, you think this is funny, do you? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3035 So this is what you guys mean when you talk about "good cop, bad cop"? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3036 You’re really starting to upset my partner. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3037 Your puppy mill is going down. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3038 Diversity Regulations require "good cop bad clown" once per week, so don't get any ideas bucko! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3039 Lets see if Mr Tickle can make you talk. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3040 You want to clown around with us? You got it! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3041 You wanna play tough? This will be your colon in jail! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3042 Actually, I'm the good cop. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3043 We’ll see if your statement matches the survellience footage on Officer Bozo’s dash cam... 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3044 A confession now or, POP GOES YOUR POODLE! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3045 So you don't want to talk to local cops? OK. Maybe you'll be a bit more cooperative with my colleague and former Director of the FBI, James Comey. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3046 It’s up to you. You can deal with good cop or clown cop. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3047 stop clowning around and answer the question ! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3048 Is the president joining us? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3049 That's right we're playing good guy, clown guy. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3050 All right, wise guy, we'll see if 'Mr. Good Cop' can get anything out of you. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3051 Which one of you is supposed to be the bad cop? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3052 You think this funny, kid? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3053 You talk now or I turn you over to Mr Wiggly Buggly. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
3054 Additionally, anything you say may be used in my partner's upcoming biopic, Patch Adams 2. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3055 We got ways of makin' ya talk, kid. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3056 We have ways of making you squeal! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3057 Admit to your plagiarism Koons, or IT can get ugly. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3058 It's up to you, pal. We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the scary clown way. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3059 You think we're clowning around? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3060 Don't mind Kowalski... he came in last minute, from his other job, in order to help out. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3061 Yes, I am the "bad cop," but we found him to be much more effective than the "good cop. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3062 Trust me; stay away from that clown. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3063 C'mon, kid, come clean. We're dead serious about this. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3064 Trust me. You won't like Officer Giggles when he gets angry. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3065 Just so you know, I'm the good one. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3066 If not a dog balloon, how about a solitary room? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3067 We do the good cop-bad cop routine a little differently. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3068 Tell us where he is and then you can have a balloon animal!! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3069 'If he doesn't make you talk, he will certainly wipe the smile off your face!' 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3070 Look, we've been at this for hours... now who's the ringleader!? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3071 We can play it straight or play it your way. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3072 ...”and, to encourage you to reconsider, you will be left in this room with Officer ‘Horsey,’ who will perform knock-knock jokes, gorilla imitations and squeaky ballon twisting for an extended period of time. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3073 Confess, or I'll leave you alone in here with him, and turn the lights off. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3074 It's time to stop clowning around. 1.2159 0.02385 389 315 64 10
3075 Tell us what you know or Joe will pop that poodle, one body part at a time. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
3076 Don’t laugh, Punk, this is serious. 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
3077 We take pride in what we do. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3078 John has a tendency to carry the "good cop" roll a little overboard. 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
3079 Here we play "bad cop, clown cop." 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3080 It's time to give us something---Chuckles here is not your typical good cop. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
3081 We're not clowning around. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
3082 Tell us what we want to hear or he deflates the balloon animal 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3083 Okay fella, we can do this the easy way or the hard way— and I don’t think you know which one is which 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3084 Stop smirking. Funny cop-bad cop always get their man to sing. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3085 Listen Bozo; we can do this the easy way or the hard way. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3086 You can't outwit the Chief of Funny Business and his balloon K-9 here. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3087 Hold up guys...he said he wanted his lawyer pro-BONO. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3088 Tell us what happened or we Send for the Clowns who squirt seltzer. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3089 He's got a few tricks up your ass. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3090 The old tricks just don't work anymore Steve 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3091 Jo-Jo prefers to use intestines, so I’d recommend talking now. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3092 Believe me, I'm the good guy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3093 Wipe that stupid grin off your face. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3094 If we don't hear something that makes sense, he starts dancing the hokey-pokey. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3095 Listen up scumbag, my partner has a few jokes he'd like to tell you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3096 Want to play games, do you? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3097 ‘You better answer my questions; I guarantee you won’t enjoy talking with Sergeant Sprinkles.” 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3098 You better start talking, or I'll turn you over to "The Clown." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3099 Just talk already, we've been juggling witnesses all day. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3100 Yes, this is the only clown speaking interpreter we could find...now listen! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3101 Speaking as the good cop, trust me--you don't want to mess with Clown Cop... 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
3102 You don't wanna get into the funny business, pal. 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
3103 Bozo is filling in for the good guy 1.2111 0.02074 450 361 83 6
3104 You think this is funny? You think I’m joking? How ‘bout you talk to my partner, tough guy? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3105 Am I starting to look more like the ‘bad cop’ now, buddy? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3106 Okay, I'm going to ask you one more time or my friend here will put a pie in your face! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
3107 Is this how he looked just before you shot him? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3108 Don't look at him, look at me, I'm the real cop. 1.2102 0.03569 176 144 27 5
3109 Talk or he'll do the same thing to you. 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
3110 You'd better talk right now or Officer Bubbles will be late for his other gig. 1.2091 0.02838 263 214 43 6
3111 Well now I understand how you made it, but smuggling it must have been uncomfortable. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3112 No more balloon animals until you answer some of my questions. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3113 One of us is joking 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3114 Y'know what's funny? I'm actually the funny cop... 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3115 Fine, he’ll put on the big shoes and the striped suit - but you’ve got to start talking! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3116 No kidding! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3117 I didn't want to have to resort to this, but you left me no choice. Clown, begin the squeak torture! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3118 He can do alot else with that balloon. Talk whle you can. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3119 Work with me Kid or things can can get pretty scary... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3120 Now, tell me everything you know, or you're going to get It. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3121 We don't do the good cop bad cop routine in this town son ! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3122 Detective Johnson is actually there, but we like to pretend we can't see him to make you admit you're high. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3123 On a scale of cop to clown, how would you rate your visit here today? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3124 I suggest you answer my questions. Despite his appearance,my partner doesn't clown around 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3125 You can either answer my questions or you can sit through Captain Bobo's magic balloon extravaganza. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3126 He can also make a sword and a hat. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3127 I did not invite the President, he just showed up! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3128 Are you trying to make a laughing matter of our criminal justice system? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3129 Good cop bad cop got nixed by Justice, so we are trying something new 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3130 Are you saying the "Clown Cop, Bad cop" strategy isn't effective? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3131 My partner here thinks he's holding the scales of justice, and who am I to say otherwise? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3132 Look I'm pooched so lets not clown around! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3133 Look, we all heard the pop! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3134 Maybe "Good Cop, Bad Cop" didn't work, but "Send In the Clowns" never fails. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3135 Your buddy cracked, and now you're going to crack a smile too. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3136 You see him too? Oh, thank God. I was afraid all those years of keistering 'shrooms had finally caught up with me. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3137 Your story seems reasonable, but something doesn't check out. Does that look like a poodle to you? Does it punk? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3138 Listen, fella, all I'll say is that I'm the good cop in this scenario. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3139 Remember that little circus incident when you were a kid? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3140 stop clowning with me kid, we know the who, what, where and when; tell us why a dog! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3141 Listen here, Bozo. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3142 Don't make him take out the seltzer! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3143 And he'll continue to make that squeaky noise until you squeal! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3144 I was going to play the bad cop, but it looks like that's changed. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3145 We're not fooling around here, fess up! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3146 Look, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the annoying way. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3147 Hey, we're not kidding around here young man. Right Detective Bozo? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3148 You can remain silent, but I have to send in the clown. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3149 I was just clowning around, officer. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3150 Okay punk, are you ready to be scared silly? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3151 Listen, kid. This isn't a circus. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3152 Detective Ronald thinks you're twisting the truth. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3153 This way we get confessions quicker than with the old good cop, bad cop routine. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3154 Sir, the other balloon dog didn’t just walk away by itself. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3155 Your choice. Come clean now or we'll coax the truth out of you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3156 Bad cop or bad clown? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3157 Look, you can answer my questions or I can send in the clowns. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3158 No; he's the good cop! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3159 You can talk to me and I won't squirt you in the face, honk your nose, or buzz your palm, but my partner, here, he can't make any promises. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3160 We are not monkeying around here!! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3161 He's the only sketch artist we've got. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3162 I'm the sardonic one 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3163 Clowns? I don't see any clowns! All I see is a witness who doesn't know the difference between a "party entertainer" and an accomplished sculptor making a statement. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3164 Just answer my questions, and no clowning around. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3165 Well? Is this funny to you? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3166 Our sketch artist is on vacation so please describe your assailant to Detective Chuckles. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3167 Do you think we’re just clowning around? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3168 The new allergy friendly K-9 unit has been surprisingly effective at eliciting confessions. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3169 Confess and you get the balloon toy! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3170 So you’re telling me that right now, you’re seeing a clown doing balloon magic. Take him away! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3171 You think it's all fun games. I'm warning you, tough guy, don't make me bring in the mime! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3172 It's up to you, we can keep clowning around or you can start answering questions. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3173 Are you ready to get serious? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3174 So you get that he's good-cop, right? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3175 Well what did you think the C in CSI stood for!? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3176 Now we send in the clowns 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3177 We get serious about clowning-around, bud! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3178 We take having fun as a team very seriously. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3179 Talk! or ready to face your deepest fear. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3180 We have finished clowning around, 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3181 New sketch artist. Did the assailant happen to be a dog, giraffe, or flower? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3182 Look kid, we can do this the hard way... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3183 Let's not blow this out of proportion. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3184 Don't make us water nose you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3185 It would make my day, to make your day. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3186 Don't make me pull a rabbit out of my hat! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3187 Listen here, what type of people do you peg us as? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3188 Cough it up, Higgins, or the dog gets it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3189 Is he the good cop? 1.2083 0.02588 336 276 50 10
3190 Now, tell us the truth. Why did you place the balloon toy on Detective Bozhair's desk? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3191 We found the murder weapon. Do you still think we're joking? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3192 Officer Wiggles certainly does know how to make something other than a dog. We've given you your hippo; now tell us where the stash is hidden! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3193 Talk now or he'll sick the dog on you. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3194 This isn't your father's Justice Department. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3195 That's not actually why we call him Twister. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3196 One more time, from the top. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3197 This bad cop, scary clown routine won’t intimidate me ... I want to see my lawyer. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3198 Detective Tickles has a way of getting into your head, and nightmares. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3199 Ok we got bad cop and we got sick cop 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3200 Last chance to confess before I leave you with Detective Bozo and his police dog. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3201 Believe me, you don't want to talk to my partner... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3202 I never had a clown at my birthday party either, but that's not the point. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3203 Without your confession the dog gets it 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3204 You choose. Bad Cop or Good Cop? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3205 Listen Collins, either you confess or we send in the clown. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3206 Tell me again why I should believe this is not your balloon doggie. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3207 Are you sure that's what he looked like? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3208 Yeah, well, only some cops are clowns. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3209 SAY YOU LOVE CLOWNS 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3210 You're gonna need to find a zombie because I got over my fear of clowns. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3211 This is my partner Spanky; you don’t wanna see him when he’s angry. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3212 Alright kid, we’re not here for fun and games. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3213 It’s never to late to create repressed childhood memories, don’t test us. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3214 Actually, we are both pretty bad. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3215 Trust me kid, the nightmare is just beginning. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3216 Do we look like we're playing games here? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3217 Officer Barns is here to demonstrate in his own unique way what we do to someone who assaults one of our officers. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3218 Do we have to bring in the tricycle? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3219 Office Wacky and his dog Bites would like to meet you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3220 Tell the truth now or be forced to watch his act. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3221 You'd better give us some answers, because the good cop, bad clown routine is only gonna get worse from here. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3222 My final offer is that you confess to the murder and sad cop will make you a pony AND a flower. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3223 I can’t speak for my partner, but I, for one, am not clowning around. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3224 And after Detective Giggles, there are 20 more clowns waiting to burst through that door. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3225 There's nothing funny about legal weed, son. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3226 It’s called ‘good cop, bad clown’. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3227 I'm the good cop, dumbass. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3228 O.K. Stop clowning around - do you know this guy Koons or not?!! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3229 Don't think we cannot do more than twist your arm. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3230 You better start talking. I'm the good cop! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3231 If you think I'm clowning around, just wait'll my partner gets to you. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3232 So, you can talk to me--or Bonzo will show you his whole menagerie. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3233 Affirmative action has really gotten out of hand 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3234 Book 'em Bozo 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3235 I was sure they had nothing on me. Then the forensic specialist walked in. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3236 I want to see a lawyer, not one of your legal clowns. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3237 I’m going to ask you one last time. Why so serious? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3238 That's us, Good Cop and Very Bad Cop. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3239 Maybe you think this is funny, kid ? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3240 Is this an accurate balloon rendering of the offending canine? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3241 Does this amuse you? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3242 Good cop, bad cop, you know the drill. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3243 If he's the 'good cop' just imagine what I am ! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3244 So, you think all cops are clowns, eh? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3245 Bimbo. But it's officer Bimbo to you, kid. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3246 Ok, Sondheim! Do you deny telling us to send in the clowns? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3247 If you weren't high, why did you ask him if his dog could smell your weed? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3248 Nobody likes a clown buddy! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3249 Does this put your fear of dogs in perspective? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3250 Officer Kelly will tell you your rights. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3251 Red Nose Day is in May! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3252 So, what makes you think you see strange things? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3253 Don't take this to mean we're clowning around with you 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3254 Don't make me subject you to our clownish methods of interrogation. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3255 Oh, so you think you're a funny guy, huh? I'll show you funny! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3256 Do you know why we’ve brought you in for this improvisation? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3257 Yep, we ARE doing the good cop/scary-kinda-creepy-clown-cop-with-balloon-animals cop routine. Now talk, or you get squirted ny the daisy again! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3258 If you can tell me whose the good cop and the bad cop in this scenario, Bobo won't twist you up like this golden balloon-doodle. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3259 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3260 What good cop/bad cop routine? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3261 Listen pal, this isn't a game of good cop sad clown. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3262 We have been directed to use police tactics that mirror those of the lawyers who will handle the case. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3263 ...and I'm the Good Cop, Jenkins. Just keep that in mind. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3264 Our special department was set up to catch clowns like you. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3265 Don’t make me get the clown involved. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3266 We can do this the sad way or the funny way. Up to you . . . 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3267 If you don't stop pretending you see a Police Clown, I'm 5150-ing you. Now again, tell me what you saw the night the Circus came to town. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3268 You can confess now or spend you can spend hours watching more of Sargent Bozo's balloon tricks. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3269 Here's how he solved the crime in pantomime. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3270 You were the only one at the party with Crazy Glue. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3271 Stop clowning around Johnson, we've got an interrogation to do! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3272 The good guy bad guy routine is not what we are about. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3273 I'm the good cop. He's the bad clown. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3274 He's staying until you tell us what you know. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3275 Admit your guilt or that clown will force you to watch balloon tricks till you do. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3276 Kid, you better come clean now, because I promise you, you are not gonna like my partner. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3277 ...and there's an accordian player waiting in lineup. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3278 Oh? You think this is funny?? We can play this game aaaall day, kid. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3279 Sir, does this interrogation seem funny to you? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3280 If you think we're not serious, we'll bring in the bad clown. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3281 Okay, there's your dog. Now talk. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3282 Swipe that smile off your face. I’m the good cop. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3283 You’re absolutely right – playing good cop, bad cop isn’t going to work on you. So we’re just gonna move right ahead to bad cop, evil clown. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3284 You cooperate or it’s another good cop, bad clown routine 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3285 So you think this is funny, punk!! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3286 Listen buddy, I asked you to stop singing Sondheim. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3287 So, you won't talk? Ok then. Neither does my partner! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3288 If you can be a good little witness, my partner will give you the puppy. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3289 Quit clowning around, my eyes are right here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3290 OK buddy. This is how it is. - regular cop - not so funny cop. Take your pick. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3291 Hold up, who are you calling a bozo? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3292 Talk or will sic the dog on you... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3293 I don’t need punks like you out there making my department look like a Circus! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3294 Ah, the old good cop clown cop routine 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3295 Stop clowning around and tell us who the bozo was! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3296 Ok, kid. Good cop here, very bad cop there! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3297 Because HR says I have to embrace a climate of cultural diversity! Now answer the damn question! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3298 Listen son, we're done jumping through hoops here. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3299 You wanna do this the hard way or the fun way? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3300 You think we're clowning around here? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3301 no, no, it's not my birthday! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3302 When this guy’s done with you, you’re going to wish you were dead. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3303 Talk, or we'll send in the clowns. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3304 OK, no more good cop. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3305 C'mon, Mikey. I want some answers. This ain't no Three-Ring Circus! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3306 Yeah, he was a bad clown, but now he's the bad cop! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3307 Tell me if you recognize Donald Trump! 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3308 Good Cop, Really Bad Clown Cop 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3309 It’s storytime, fella! Spit it out. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3310 Look, Kid, I hope you don't think we're clowning around here. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3311 You're right. This is classic good clown, bad cop. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3312 This clown has only one thing in mind... 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3313 Trust me. I'm the good cop! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3314 Well Bozo over here says he caught you trying to blow up a puppy! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3315 You think I'm unreasonable, but this guy's hysterical! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3316 Better get the squirting flower for this one. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3317 Do you think this is some kind of joke? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3318 That's not the good cop. That's my brother-in-law. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3319 Officer Chortles, looks like today's the day you'll be able to exercise that itchy seltzer finger. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3320 Well you had your chance, now my partner will have a little fun with you! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3321 We've been monitoring you. If he can't get you to talk, a bag of snakes is outside. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3322 Confess! "You were caught in the act, giving this animal balloon to an undercover clown" 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3323 He can and will make anything. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3324 Yeah well I thought I’d seen it all too kid, and then they made Wavy Gravy my new partner. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3325 You wanna know why you didn't hear our Canine Unit on your trail, kid? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3326 Spill the beans already! Does it look like we're clowning around here? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3327 You can confess now or spend the next ten years with Sgt. Bobo here. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3328 It's worse than you think -- HE'S the 'bad cop.' 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3329 Are you or are you not a member of the Teachers Clown Union? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3330 Tell me why my undercover partner found 100 kilos of tide pods in these balloons. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3331 We heard about your fear of clowns see... now are you going to talk, or perhaps you'd rather talk to Agent Bubbles here! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3332 Yeah, it's confusing. I'm the good cop. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3333 You mean to tell me that after all his creative work, you stand by your story that you see a giraffe and not a dog? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3334 Officer Collins here has been deep undercover in your black market children's party racket for two years now. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3335 This method is a little something we call "Good Cop, Clown Cop"! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3336 We're trying out our good cop, sad clown cop routine. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3337 Next week on CSI. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3338 "Don't clown around with us kid. Did you or did you not pop a balloon animal like this one during an NRA rally last week? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3339 I'm done playing nice. It's time for Sargent Peepers, whose got a few tricks up his sleeve. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3340 Confess, before the Joker comes in and you'll be stuck. In the middle. With me, punk! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3341 You may think I'm the bad cop in this situation, but you've clearly not seen 'It' 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3342 You are one twisted dog. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3343 You don't want to know the other ways we have to make you laugh. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3344 Talk, Punk, or be seltzer-boarded. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3345 Listen here, dirtbag, it still makes more sense than your alibi. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3346 Surprise! Detective Bozo found the murder weapon. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3347 Expecting the ol' Good Cop/Bad Cop routine were ya?....Well my friend, you're in Sarasota now. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3348 Ok let's get this straight, we don't want any funny business. Right partner ? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3349 You see, Mr. Chuckles here is one of our finest undercover operatives. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3350 You're insulting the man who breathed life into our K9 unit. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3351 Unless you play nice, we're prepared to send in the clowns. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3352 And I see dead people! Cut the crap. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3353 OK Jimmy have it your way. The party is over. Let me introduce you to Chuckles. Don't let the name fool you, he knows every trick in the book. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3354 That's right,Sonny,I'm the good cop. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3355 Now you're gonna tell us everything - except your honest opinion on the role of clowns. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3356 Your temporary insanity plea is gonna get you sent straight to the baloony bin. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3357 You think we're just here to clown around? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3358 We have ways of making you talk and/or squeal with joy. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3359 Ya' better come clean, son, or I'll have to leave you alone in this room with my new partner, Jim Comey. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3360 Officer McDonald from the K-9 unit will be taking over the interrogation now. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3361 Good cop bad clown - you’d better talk 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3362 Is this the clown that arrested you? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3363 Talk or I turn you over to the good cop. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3364 If we don’t get some answers, we’re gonna have to go birthday clown on you, and you don’t want that, Carl. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3365 I was clowning around. Is that a crime? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3366 What don't you understand about no more funny business? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3367 Sure, it's all fun and laughs, until it ISN'T! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3368 Admit it. You are a acupuncturist. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3369 Wipe that smirk off your face. Did you or did you not blow his clown cover by mocking his balloon animal? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3370 Look, we're not joking around here. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3371 Detective Blizzo here is a fully certified forensic balloon artist. Just tell him which animal the suspect looks like and we will begin our investigation. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3372 Alright buddy, you've left us no choice but to resort to the ridiculous cop 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3373 Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. I said, "Is this your balloon doggy!" 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3374 Quit messing with me. Do I look like a clown to you? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3375 Uh oh, his happy face is turning into a sad face. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3376 You tell the truth, you get the dog. We think you're lying, it gets popped. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3377 Now, Detective Angelini here is going to help jog your memory: There was a large McDonald's bag on the front seat of our cruiser.... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3378 Your choice! Bad cop or Clown cop - there is no good cop. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3379 Had enough? 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3380 This is serious. Look at me when I'm talking to you, I'm not some clown. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3381 is that where you touched the clown, or not? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3382 Who gave you the idea of transferring to clown school? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3383 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3384 Ironically, he's the bad cop. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3385 He also draws missing people. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3386 Tell me the truth or the clown will take over...you do NOT want that to happen. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3387 The department is under a consent decree with the DOJ, so we're trying a new spin on the old "good cop/bad cop" routine. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3388 Fess up or he makes more animals with squeaky balloons. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3389 Ok. No ore funny business 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3390 We've replaced good cop/bad cop with bad cop/creepy clown cop. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3391 Enough with the balloon animals. If you don’t tell us what we want to know Lieutenant Matthews will bring out the puppets. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3392 Good Cop, Bozo Cop. Don’t make me do it. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3393 We're not clowning around. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3394 We have a witness to the cruelty to animals charge 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3395 With your help we’re gonna pin the tail on this donkey. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3396 Good cop/bad cop just wasn't working anymore, so we're trying out angry cop/sullen clown this week. So far, it's testing under last week's silly cop/angry bartender, but if you'd just fill out our questionnaire... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3397 Sir, we're trying to find the dog that bit you but our sketch artist is off today." 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3398 Somebody must have wanted that balloon pretty bad to pull a twisted stunt like that! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3399 So, you say it was Bozo, in the romper room, with the ballon dog. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3400 The confetti was a match and now your going to the big top for a long, long time ! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3401 Well, Mark, we'd like to talk with you about the shortcomings of using Facebook to recruit new agents. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3402 In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3403 Don't make me bring in the Bad Clown. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3404 Don’t want to talk? Then I’m sending in the clown. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3405 Oh, wiseguy, huh? Think you're a joker? Take over, Bob... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3406 Actually, he plays Psycho-Cop. Tell the truth or the dog pops! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3407 You'll wish you talked to me. I'm the good guy here. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3408 He's the good clown. I'M the bad clown. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3409 Won't talk? No problem. Twisty here can squeak all day. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3410 Alright pal, I guess we're gonna do this the hard way. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3411 We know about twisted guys like you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3412 We're doing sensible cop, silly cop. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3413 You wanna talk to the good cop? Trust me detective Pennywise is NOT your friend! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3414 No, he's not a clown----he was born that way! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3415 Let’s just say you don’t want to see his bad clown. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3416 He lives in a Volkswagen with nine brothers. Don't mess with him! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3417 My partner will be continuing your interrogation. He’s no one to laugh at. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3418 Once he twists your arm you'll start talking. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3419 Well, maybe I'm NOT the bad cop! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3420 There are 14 more of him in the squad car. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3421 You think he's the good cop? He's got a seltzer bottle . . . and he'll use it. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3422 OK. We can do this the hard way or the zany way. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3423 Cooperate or the clown, here, will squeeze and twist you like he did that balloon. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3424 Okay, okay. You're right. I'm the bad cop, he's the good cop. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3425 C'mon buddy......this is the last chance to identify your missing dog. Our baloon artist has important government cases. Stormy Daniels and her lawyer are waiting in the next room. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3426 Our sketch artist has today off 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3427 You think you can just steal balloons? Ronald here can track anyone down. 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
3428 Surely you've heard of Good Cop - Bad Cop. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
3429 Huh, guess it's been a bad day for everybody. 1.2065 0.02260 431 354 65 12
3430 Start singing before I bring the cake or no gift bag! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3431 It's the newest thing in police sketch artists - 3D likenesses. You're sure this isn't the perp you saw? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3432 We have the best sketch artist in town and this surely looks like your dog, Jimmy. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3433 Do you think this is a funny?! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3434 OK Buddy, listen up! Yeah, I'm the BAD cop, he's the GOOD cop, but we're not clowning around! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3435 Detective Sondheim has a 2:00 pm matinee. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3436 Which of us is the scarier one? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3437 Don’t let appearances fool you, he’s going to play the bad cop. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3438 So, you're going to sit here, watch, and laugh just enough to make it believable. He really needs this. If you can do that then you're free to go. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3439 You don't want to see Bad Clown 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3440 It's been 30 years George. It's O.K. to take the balloon. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3441 I told you, I’m not talking to that clown! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3442 Good cop, bad cop. I get it! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3443 These are weird times kid. Dualism is dead. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3444 Your first mistake was to piss off Sgt. Bozo 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3445 Just tell it to us straight or he'll twist your words into a story you won't recognize 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3446 Lucky for you it’s good cop vs. guy-you-can’t-take-seriously cop. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3447 Tell me, or you get Trump! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3448 "The "Good Cop" was busy. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3449 What do you mean by "good cop, bad clown"? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3450 And if you still don't talk- God help you if I have to bring out the mime. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3451 No more funny business! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3452 You gotta give us something.....or the dog gets it..... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3453 There is no law that says you always get a good cop with your bad cop. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3454 My partner here's looking for an excuse to make his gun go 'BANG!' 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3455 OK. To start with, which one is the good cop? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3456 well, obviously, i’m the bad cop 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3457 Okay kid...just guess which one of us is the "bad" cop and we'll let you go 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3458 Yes Sir, I believe I am hallucinating. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3459 My partner is an artist. Is this a good likeness of your dog, or not? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3460 And just in case you're wondering- I'm the good cop. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3461 You don't know jack from torture, kid. Five minutes with my partner, and you'll be tellin' us you're John Wilkes Booth, Vladimir Putin, and Trump's barber rolled into one. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3462 Trust me – you don’t want the bad cop. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3463 My partner's telling me he's got a funny feeling about your story. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3464 Yes, but we can put a lot of them one car. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3465 If you think we’re just clowning around here, young man, your sadly mistaken! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3466 Go ahead. I dare you to say it. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3467 Believeme pal I'm the good cop! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3468 You think I’m tough? He’ll tickle you to death. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3469 We've decided our 'good cop' approach was not painful enough. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3470 Listen, wise guy, if you want we can not only go through this little performance again later, but three times on Saturday and Sunday.... 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3471 Your choice: be a teacher like me and earn $7.24 an hour or... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3472 No worries - we can get you a circus gig under the Witness Protection Program, and my partner here will be your undercover bodyguard. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3473 We’ve got hundreds more balloon animals to make, and word on the street is you’re a pro. 1.2036 0.02933 221 179 39 3
3474 Believe me kid, it's a slippery slope. One day it's dogs and the next thing you know it's bunnies and other stuff you don't even know what it is. 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
3475 No--YOU'RE the clown here! 1.2034 0.03127 236 196 32 8
3476 Bad cop didn't break you? Let's see how you do with good cop. 1.2030 0.03293 197 162 30 5
3477 I have no idea why the President of the United States wants to listen to your testimony 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3478 Pay attention, pal. Do you think we do this for our own entertainment? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3479 Now for some smart cop dumb cop. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3480 The traditional 'good cop / bad cop' routine seems to be running out of gas so we thought we'd try something new. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3481 Jokes on you kid, i'm the good cop. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3482 Just imagine what he will do to you, if you don’t start answering the questions. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3483 For many juvies he is Bad Cop. 1.2013 0.02462 318 259 54 5
3484 Don’t let the wig and balloon animals get to you. When I tell you, I’m the “good cop”, you can trust me. 1.2008 0.02997 264 221 33 10
3485 You think this is funny? We'll I don't! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3486 There are different meanings of bad cop. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3487 Good cop, really bad cop. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3488 That's for you to discover. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3489 You two options for this interrogation, me or that clown over there. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3490 Any laughter you make can be held against you. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3491 I'd ask you to describe the guy but my partner can only make dogs. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3492 Don't make him do a meaner animal 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3493 We know you've been up to some funny business. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3494 Listen, pal, you're not the only bozo in town. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3495 Don’t try any funny business 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3496 Do you think this is a joke?!?! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3497 Talk or he’ll slapstick you silly. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3498 Talk now or he will make a bunny next! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3499 I swear this worked in Batman. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3500 Alright, mister: no more funny business! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3501 Alright, buster. No more funny stuff. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3502 We know you're the ringleader. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3503 Listen kid, we're not clowning around here. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3504 Actually it's "good cop/sicko clown cop." 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3505 Do you deny the charge ? : refigurement of a clown's baloon ! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3506 I suggest you talk. You don't want to make the clown angry... 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
3507 If you don’t talk I’ll leave you with him. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3508 Believe me, you don't want to see 'bad clown', 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3509 This is not good cop/bad cop, this is bad cop/worse cop. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3510 Don't look at It! Look at me! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3511 He also wears a body cam. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3512 Why do you think your here Young Mister? This is not laughing matter! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3513 He claims you're the one who stole his tricycle. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3514 If you don't tell us now, somebody here is going to start squeaking, and it ain't gonna be me. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3515 The ACLU is behind the glass, so give me a big smile. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3516 We do "good cop, bad cop" a little differently. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3517 Well, it's like that, only I'm the straight man. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3518 We have our ways to make you talk. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3519 Don't you howdy doody me, son. I'm not clowning around here. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3520 You can tell me now or Smiles here will make you wish you had. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3521 Given the times we are living in, you now have a choice: a lawyer or bozo! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3522 Remember, snitches are left in stitches! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3523 Clowning around? You think this is funny, Johnson? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3524 The Judge doesn't like clowns like you! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3525 You can talk to me or you can talk to my partner. I don't recommend talking to my partner. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3526 Good cop; Glad cop 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3527 Don't be ridiculous! There's no such thing as a 'good clown'! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3528 Guess! Good cop; bad cop? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3529 It's a 'Clown cop, bad cop' initiative, why do you all assume I'm the good cop? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3530 It's worse than you think, punk. I'm the "good cop." 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3531 Talk, or I'll lock you into the bouncy castle with this clown 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3532 You have two options, Joey: spill your guts, or split a gut. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3533 Ignore him, I’m not clowning around! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3534 OK punk. We're through fooling around with you. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3535 Better start talking, or you're looking at CLOWN time Punk! 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
3536 Does he match your description of a sad clown with an equine fetish? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3537 I'm sure you figured out that what you did is no laughing matter. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3538 .......and he was on Sullivan! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3539 Either you can cooperate and admit you tried to pop Bozo's K-9 or the next thing Bozo makes will be handcuffs 1.2000 0.03559 180 150 24 6
3540 OK kid, the rules have changed. I'm still the bad cop but Sargent Franko is now the silly cop. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3541 You're right. He's the bad cop. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3542 You are wrong. HE is the bad cop. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3543 If you think this get up is bad, you should see what's going on behind that two way mirror. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3544 It's not going to be all laughs and balloon animals if I have to get the the scary clown. 1.1989 0.03363 181 149 28 4
3545 You’re kidding me right? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
3546 At Acme Clown College, plagiarism is no laughing matter. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
3547 So, punk, you think you’re so tough? 1.1982 0.02161 439 362 67 10
3548 Smile while you can, buddy! Number three is behind that door! 1.1981 0.03244 207 172 29 6
3549 Ten to twenty is no joke, son. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3550 Yes, it's hard to find a stolen dog, but we got someone who's lots better than your standard sketch artist. 1.1975 0.03801 162 136 20 6
3551 This wasn't the first time you've tied one on. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3552 We’re getting too old for this shtick 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3553 Can you go yet? This party's just getting started. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3554 you're not going to find my partner so funny 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3555 He's from our Circus Division. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3556 You think this is funny? Wait until Detective McDonald starts in on you. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3557 Clown? Wrong, punk. Try undercover balloon torture technician. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3558 Wipe that smirk off your face and answer my questions. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3559 So, ya gonna talk? Or do I have to send in the sad clown. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3560 If you think I'm the bad cop, wait till It gets hold of you. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3561 Maybe you fooled this bozo, but you don't fool me. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3562 You don't want my partner to get crazy! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3563 The Clown College faculty suspects you've committed plagiarism. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3564 Come clean now if you know what's good for you. My partner doesn't like jokers like you. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3565 You think this is funny? Murder, you sick bastard, is never funny. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3566 I'm not the funny one kid! 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
3567 He had a difficult childhood. 1.1967 0.03329 183 151 28 4
3568 Drew always pushes the limit on business casual Fridays. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
3569 I thought we were here for fun 1.1964 0.02220 448 374 60 14
3570 His name is Miranda. Miranda the clown. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
3571 "Good cop, bad cop" is so passe - now it's "Grim cop, funny cop". 1.1955 0.03369 179 148 27 4
3572 Coming this fall to CBS - Clown-Cop 1.1955 0.02465 353 294 49 10
3573 Look clown you better start talking before this thing turns into a media circus. 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
3574 We are going to stop this clowning around 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3575 Welcome to the circus. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3576 We've got three witnesses describing this as the balloon animal at the scene of the crime. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3577 Using the enhanced interrogation technique, good-cop/ clown-cop, it was only a matter of time before the suspect confessed. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3578 Don't clown with me. Your twisted story is full of hot air. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3579 Look buddy, you don’t want to clown around with us. We'll twist you up like a balloon. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3580 We’re the ones asking questions here! But yes he’s running for precinct chief. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3581 Oh, you think this is funny? Just wait until he goes all Pennywise on you, then we'll see who's laughing. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3582 Sorry, Vinnie, but you rolled the dice, and instead of Good Cop / Bad Cop, you got Bad Cop / Bad balloon artist. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3583 Feeling lucky punk? Which of us is the good cop? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3584 "Don't be fooled by the clown playing the good cop. I'm the only clown here". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3585 Oh yeah? Well, we can play ‘bad cop, Life-of-the-party cop’ all day. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3586 I know he looks silly, but we’re short handed. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3587 Still won't talk? Well, my partner can twist a confession out of anyone. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3588 Don't make light of the situation. You made it personal when you used the seltzer. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3589 OK, tough guy, we tried the easy way. Now he's gonna mime. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3590 OK punk, we can do this the easy way, or the goofy way! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3591 You're lucky I'm the GOOD cop! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3592 DO YOU THINK IT'S A CIRCUS HERE? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3593 Since you're clearly a Caucasian, we brought in some entertainment to alleviate the stress. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3594 Haven't you ever heard of good cop, clown cop? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3595 Detective Boffo here is from our canine balloon unit. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3596 Confess and we’ll bring in the cake and ice cream. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3597 The old good cop/funny copy routine was getting tired. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3598 Don't play stupid with me buddy..have you ever seen this man before ? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3599 Not exactly. It’s bad cop/creepy cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3600 Wipe that smug look off your face and start talking, we’re through clowning around! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3601 Success? Like you he too skipped school at your age! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3602 No, he’s the bad cop. I’m the good cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3603 You can tell me the truth now, or spend an hour alone in the room with him! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3604 Our forensic expert has identified the balloon. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3605 And now, here’s Detective Sprinkles with a surprising twist. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3606 It looks like we have a real funny man on our hands Agent Bobo... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3607 He's just been sent in. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3608 I thought you said no more funny business. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3609 Stop calling me 'Mr. Pence.' 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3610 We've got a witness. My partner was one of the twenty-five inside the vehicle during your little carjacking. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3611 Ok pal. Where's the rest of the suit? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3612 Good cop? He looks like a Bozo to me. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3613 There is no good cop, dirtbag - it's just me or scary clown cop here. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3614 You think I'm tough as the bad cop, well meet the good cop." 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3615 Well if that doesn't scare you into a confession we'll bring in the water guns next! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3616 You better start talking, even the "good cop" is loosing his patience! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3617 You'll notice he has rubber gloves on, were not clowning around here! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3618 For today's interrogation the role of Good Cop will be played by Clown Cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3619 What do we look like, a couple of bozos? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3620 We have 20 more officers in our canine patrol car who spotted you at the circus tent. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3621 You're gonna tell us what happened or he keeps twisting balloons. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3622 If you say 'shenanigans' one more time... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3623 I'm not the bad cop. He's the bad cop. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3624 Good cop or bad clown, you decide. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3625 Our regular artist is out sick. If this looks like the dog that attacked you, we'll send out an APB. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3626 That's right- he's the good cop. Now start talking! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3627 we need youthful creativity here. Do you still think he's funny? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3628 Can the act! We already have one Bozo in the room! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3629 Come clean. Don't make us play good clown/scary clown. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3630 In return for your cooperation, you'll get this wonderful balloon deer -- now talk! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3631 Mark Zuckerberg testifies before Congress 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3632 We have ways of making you talk. Do you want the good cop/bad clown treatment? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3633 The punchline now, or we pop the dog! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3634 Trust me! You don't want to see him pop that one. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3635 No more clowning around. Did you hit my partner in the juggler ? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3636 You don't want the crying-on-the-inside cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3637 Let's see you swallow this. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3638 You should be scared, because I’m the Good Cop, buddy! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3639 Your choice. We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the cheesy way. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3640 Confess, or we'll make your dog talk. And that's not gonna be pretty. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3641 Six balloon dogs and you'll break. Seven tops. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3642 There is nothing funny about this. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3643 I respect your right to remain silent, but I can't say the same for Officer McGiggles. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3644 This is clown school, not Harvard. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3645 Ironically, it was his car. So you're facing charges of one count auto theft and 17 counts of abduction. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3646 Yep, the training here is mighty intense! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3647 Better tell Clown Cop who put the banana peel in front of the police station. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3648 When we need more your basic name, rank and serial number we bring out the clown!!! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3649 You think this is funny? Just wait till my partner takes a crack at ya. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3650 Don't cross my partner. He's having an extremely bad hair day. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3651 So you think you’re funny, we can be funny too! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3652 Now will you answer my questions? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3653 I’m going to ask you one more time- who’s the bad cop. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3654 You like turning my precent into some type of a circus?? You think this is a joke??? Quit clowning around tough guy because my partner here has some tricks up his sleeve that are NO laughing matter! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3655 You better answer me; I'm the good cop. Look at my partner over there. Ever seen "IT?" 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3656 Well, MOST of us aren't clowning around! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3657 In this division of Trump University we offer a double major in clowning or balloon tying to double your career opportunities. Meet Bozo J. Trump, our master instructor. For no additional tuition, he will also teach you how to style your hair. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3658 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be rubbed against you In a court of law. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3659 Give it to me straight, or spend the afternoon in Bobo's balloon animal class! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3660 Just because he's the bad cop, who says he can't also be a halfway decent balloon artist? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3661 Now, do you want good cop or clown cop? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3662 You have the right to remain infantile. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3663 Bad news, buddy: Good cop is off today. So this guy is filling in. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3664 No more clowing around! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3665 Whata’ya mean 'it’s so odd that he has two pens in his pocket?' 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3666 This is Officer Jenkins, so stop clowning, he's broken tougher guys than you with his balloon animals. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3667 It’s time to get that smirk back on your face... 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3668 In what world does it looks like a bird? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3669 Good cop is ill. His pal Bozo is covering for him. Yo can confess now, or be bored to death by Bozo. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3670 Have you ever heard of a little thing called diversity? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3671 It's that or the hotdog cart at Macys.Welcome to Vice. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3672 If you think he’s the “good cop,’” then you’re in for a big surprise! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3673 Don't be fooled by his get up. I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3674 Well, guess what? I’m the good cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3675 Where'd you ditch the LSD? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3676 You don't want to make me have to call for the bad clown. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3677 I'm funny how, Jimmy, funny like I'm a clown? I'm here to amuse you? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3678 Good cop retired, now it's Bad Cop, Clown Cop routine. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3679 Listen, we can do this the hard way or the funny way. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3680 For the millionth time, I assure you this is not the "good cop, clown cop" routine! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3681 Either you start talking or he starts tickling. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3682 Did you or did you not make denigrating comments about Officer Burke's balloon in Central Park? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3683 We have ways of making you talk funny. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3684 You best tell me; or my partner here, Bozo, will twist the truth out of you. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3685 Now it's time for the bad cop. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3686 Listen son, if you and I can't work something out, you're gonna have to deal with Dectecive Pickles 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3687 Five minutes alone with him and you’ll be begging for Good Cop/Bad Cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3688 My partner’s not happy about the handcuffs you popped. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3689 The blood of every popped balloon animal is on your hands. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3690 Don't make me play Good Cop Bad Clown 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3691 How many times do we have to tell you, we're not clowning around 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3692 Isn’t it true that the balloon animals you’re selling are not genuine clown-made items? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3693 Three guys walked into a bank... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3694 That's no balloon; my partner removed the sigmoid colon of your accomplice. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3695 No funny business, just answer the question 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3696 We might appear to you to be a bunch of clowns, but we’ve got you dead to rights. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3697 You don't want to see the bad clown. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3698 You either come clean with us right now or we're sending in the clowns. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3699 Spill it, Shorty, before my partner twists you into his favorite animal. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3700 Detective Chuckles says you stole his design, Mr. Koons. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3701 You better talk to me...'cause my partner is your worst nightmare. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3702 Just clowning around, you say? I'm afraid we don't share your sense of humor. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3703 You think you're tough? Let's see how tough you are when 1,000 mimes spill out of that closet and mimic your every move! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3704 Well, well, it looks like we have a real comedian on our hands, a real funny guy--Officer Sprinkles show 'em what we do to make them laugh. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3705 Listen here, we know all the tricks on the book. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3706 We can do easy- or we can do clown. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3707 Actually, I'm the good cop; Buffo will, if necessary, show you how he can twist-tie something else. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3708 Any laughs will be held against you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3709 Start talking or our Klown-9 unit will start making your hair real staticky. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3710 Now start talking or the next balloon animal ain't going to be a giraffe if you know what I'm saying. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3711 No funny business buddy, or Bongo will make you laugh until it hurts. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3712 So you won't talk to me. Maybe you'll talk to this Trump appointee. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3713 Ever heard of the license to thrill? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3714 "Won't talk eh?" "We'll see if you change your mind after Officer Zu Zu here works you over with a rubber nose". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3715 sure. be tough. don't answer my questions. but the guy behind me, he will really mess yo up. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3716 Confess and he'll make you a lightsaber. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3717 Unable to discern which cop was the good cop, Alvin cracked. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3718 I suggest you start talking, or Sergeant Bobo might just have to twist your dog into a bunny. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3719 He'll keep going until you start cooperating. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3720 Enough with the funny business...where's the money? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3721 We have ways to make you giggle. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3722 Don’t make him juggle the facts. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3723 And if you don't cooperate with him, we're sending in the mime cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3724 So you wanna play Good Cop, Bad Cop? Meet Joey. 1.1940 0.06805 67 59 3 5
3725 Good cop Bad cop run amok 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3726 aren't you guys taking the bad cop, good cop routine a little far? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3727 We have a stick and we're not afraid to use it -- Fred, bring out the slapstick 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3728 Your heroin smuggling days are- is he playing with the evidence again? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3729 I'm telling you for the last time, I am not the bad cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3730 How could you possibly know it’s a male? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3731 If you don't tell me what you were doing the night of your little sister's birthday party, Officer Funny's gonna kill that dog. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3732 Your mother and I have something to tell you, Tim. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3733 NYPD online social network now gives options of talking to a real detective or one that echos your worldview. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3734 You can't insult the head of the school board. He looks like that because only a clown can be elected these days. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3735 Full confession and you get the elephant. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3736 Will you confess already? I'm running late for my next gig 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3737 This is what we did to the last guy who didn't spill his beans. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3738 You think we're a couple of clowns? We KNOW you did it. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3739 Really!? It’s a poodle! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3740 You don't fess up, we bring in the juggler....and he's got bowling pins. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3741 Yeah, that’s right, undercover work has a lot of twisted logic. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3742 You’ve forced us to unorthodox means! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3743 So Mr. King, you took your dog Cujo out for his daily walk with your girlfriend Carrie. Then proceeded through the Pet Sematary. You were then seen running from Salem's Lot. Why were you running from IT. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3744 A word of warning: Pop the balloon dog and you’ll wish you’d never been born. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3745 First time as "good cop"? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3746 If you don’t start talking, it’s gonna get really scary. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3747 Chief told us to act more cheerful. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3748 Now...Look at him straight in the eye and say it 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3749 And the beauty for us is that he doesn't fall under the torture laws. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3750 Okay tough guy, now let's see how you stand up to Bozo, the bad cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3751 Is this a Labrador or a Chihuahua? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3752 Just remember son, he’s the good clown. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3753 Trust me. I’m the “good cop” here. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3754 Clown? Balloon? Next thing you'll tell me he's a cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3755 If you don't work with me, my partner will release the dog on you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3756 How can I be serious with that guy in the room? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3757 We’re not clowning around anymore! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3758 Guess which one of us is the "Good Cop". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3759 You think this is funny? Why don't you talk to my partner, then. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3760 You'll get the giraffe when we get a full confession. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3761 You take over, Harry. I'm gettin' nowhere with him. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3762 You should be taking this seriously. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3763 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE ARE BOTH BAD COPS. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3764 Listen, confess or I have to turn you over to The Clown...it won't be funny. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3765 I'll bet you've never seen the good cop, bad clown routine before 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3766 Due to budget cuts, he's both good cop and bad cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3767 And now for a little Good Clown, Bad Clown. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3768 Let's take a break from the questions and hear a word from our sponsor. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3769 It's just me and funny cop. Today is good cop's day off. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3770 What makes you think we have time for your funny business? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3771 Tell us what you know! Does it look like we're clowning around? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3772 Greg, I swear... I told you we're not doing good cop clown cop again 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3773 My partner will now translate my questions into "dumb ass" for you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3774 So we hear you have a phobia of clowns... 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3775 You and I both know you don't want to hear my partner make balloon animals. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3776 We now present the mid- interview entertainment. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3777 No, I'm the good cop. You don't want to know what we call him. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3778 You think this is funny, kid? Well, you won't be laughing when my partner gets through with you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3779 Let’s see you try to look away. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3780 Which one of us does your president most resemble? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3781 Alright, tough guy, enough Mr Nice Cop. Say hello to Mr Squeaky Cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3782 You could face up to 5 years of clown school 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3783 You heard of the good guy/bad guy routine? Well, I'm the good guy! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3784 What, you think this is some kind of circus? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3785 About time we bring in the Extra Special Victims Unit. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3786 Believe it or not I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3787 Tell us the truth or the dog get's it! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3788 You have one minute then he starts tickling. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3789 You'll be expected to provide your own balloons and nose during the six week trial period, but the wig's on us. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3790 Where did you get the idea this was clown school? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3791 I'm going to ask you one more time punk. Do you think my partner is funny? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3792 I assure you we take complaints of police brutality very seriously- would you like to repeat your concerns to our internal investigations officer? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3793 Just remember, I’m the good clown.” 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3794 We can do this the easy way or the clown way. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3795 Alright, let's try this again. This time we're not clowning around. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3796 You’re laughing now but that man over there almost was our next Secretary of State 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3797 You better talk--we have 48 more of these guys waiting in our patrol car for their crack at you 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3798 You want the bad news first? I'm the good cop! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3799 Your in some trouble young man! Serious trouble? Well no, not serious trouble. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3800 Your sister told us how to get you to talk. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3801 If you truly believe that’s the murder weapon, you should be interrogating the clown behind you. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3802 Are you telling me this Jeff Koons figurine just "slipped" in your pocket?! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3803 The fun police would like to talk to you about misuse of latex, Terry. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3804 This isn't our first rodeo 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3805 You are now going to be interrogated by a clown making balloon animals. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3806 Don't clown around! Whose toy is it? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3807 Start talking--or you may not see your next birthday. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3808 This guy's not talking. Boofy, he's all yours...and give him the works. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3809 Did you lure Bozo into your truck with this balloon dog? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3810 So you figured out we're playing good cop/bad cop. But what you don't know is, he's the bad cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3811 And you thought I was the bad cop! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3812 That’s my partner, Bozo! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3813 We're done clowning around here... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3814 You better tell us the story kid and quit clowning around! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3815 You are not the class clown. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3816 You bet your sweet bippy he's the Bad Cop. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3817 Listen, Bradford, my partner is ready to hear your confession which should be amusing 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3818 Nevermind, Hank. He's allergic to latex. We'll get sued. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3819 You only said balloon animal. You needed to specify a giraffe if that's what you wanted. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3820 We're both bad clowns so don't get any funny ideas. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3821 We're going to bore you into confessing. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3822 Okay, dude, we're through clowning around! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3823 He can make every animal on earth and he's happy to do it. Is that what you want? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3824 Let me introduce you to our office clown. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3825 Confess now or I'm turning you over to the scariest guy on the force. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3826 I'm the bad cop. This is the goofy cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3827 He already sent your lawyer screaming from the building. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3828 You don't want to tell us what you know? My friend here has dozens of party tricks as his disposal and they're all terrible. You'll crack. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3829 How dare you confuse our undercover cop with our president? Ralph here is much more qualified for his job. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3830 The old department sketch artist wasn't getting the job done quick enough 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3831 Don't make me turn things over to clown cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3832 You're gonna talk, and you're gonna talk now, because my partner starts his second job in 20 minutes. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3833 What do you think we're joking with you? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3834 He's new. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3835 Good cop and bad cop have gone home for the day. He's a different kind of cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3836 You want clowns, buddy? I'll give you clowns. Open your eyes, pal. They're here. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3837 And I'm the good cop! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3838 Tell us what we want now or you can feign amusement until you break. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3839 Just so you know...I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3840 Listen kid, you’re smart. You’re not gonna fall for the Ol’ Good Cop, Unprofessional Cop Routine. So why don’t you start talking? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3841 It seems Mr. Darwin was trying to leave us a message. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3842 Wipe that smile off hour face! You think we're clowning around? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3843 No this is not Good Cop Sad Cop! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3844 You're just a clown... I mean our guy is a clown... Oh hell, just get out of here but don't let me catch you again. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3845 Boss said it's not brutality if we kill you with laughter. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3846 Better talk to me or face my partner. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3847 If you’ve seen “It,” you may be wondering which of us is the good cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3848 Last chance, do you recognize this object and the fool it came in with? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3849 Good FBI, Trump’s FBI 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3850 OK, no more clowning around, it is time for you to confess!" 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3851 It may look funny to you, but my friend here isn't clowning around! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3852 You might say my partner has a vested interest. Now tell us who the ringleader is! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3853 Don't make me break out the ass clown. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3854 I'm the good cop, if you didn't know. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3855 You can come clean and confess or be entertain by Detective Johnson our resident clown, the rest of the day. It's your choice. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3856 It's simple. Cooperate, you get a ducky. Resist, you are a ducky. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3857 So you won't laugh, eh? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3858 We know how to get tough with clowns like you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3859 Well, he thinks it's funny, but I sure don't, mister. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3860 Our sketch artist helped ID your dog! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3861 I'm easy. My partner's a nightmare. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3862 Bozo says you did it! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3863 Wanna you do it the easy way or his way? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3864 Don't make him use his squirting flower. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3865 You've never heard of good cop, bad clown? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3866 The whole good cop, bad cop act was getting stale. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3867 He’ll make you spill your guts. And, he won’t go easy on you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3868 Captain Twisty the clown will now illustrate our latest interviewing techniques. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3869 We have blurred the lines of the traditional good cop-bad cop interrogation 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3870 And after the Bad Clown comes the Simple Clown, and then the Clown who Doesn’t Know How to Ask! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3871 We can do this the easy way or the ha - ha - hard way. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3872 Oh he's not the bad cop, he's here to represent you. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3873 Now tell me, which of us do you think has a better chance of becoming CEO of this stupid company? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3874 We do a good cop/bad cop/funny cop thing here, but the funny cop is away at a lamaze class today 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3875 Trust me, I'm not clowning around... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3876 Jerry hated that he always had to be the balloon animal cop. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3877 Yes, he’s my partner. Budget cuts. He didn’t have time to change from his other part time job. Do you have a problem with that? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3878 Silence is for mimes. Confess now or my associate, Mr. Tweekers, will demonstrate how we "Twist the Poodle". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3879 Since it's your birthday, we're only going to ask you really easy questions. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3880 You'd better tell us the truth. I can't control him when he gets like this! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3881 Just answer the questions, let's not blow anything out of proportions. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3882 Don't make me bring in the tickle clown 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3883 Nope, now it's good cop/bad clown. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3884 Listen punk, do you think I'm some kind of a clown? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3885 Until you tell us what you did with the Krispy Kremes, you got NO chance a gettin' that poodle! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3886 Now tell us where you stashed the peanuts and I'll make him go away. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3887 Keep it up tough guy, Mr. Chuckles can make balloon Portuguese Water Dogs, and I can listlessly pop them with a sharpened #2 pencil, until approximately 3:45 pm. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3888 Don't let the clown makeup fool you. Chauncey used to be a Republican. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3889 Yes. Its time for good cop, bad clown! Now tell us everything! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3890 Things are going only get scarier if you don't cooperate. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3891 He's really working the "good cop" angle this week. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3892 OK. Let’s move on to bad clown, worse clown. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3893 Look, Junior... the ‘good cop/sad clown’ interrogation technique is a myth. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3894 And remember, no funny business this time! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3895 Confess now, or he pops the balloon doggie! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3896 All right buddy, star talking or Bozo here is gonna make your little friend here scream til he pops! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3897 '...and don't try giving us the funny business!" 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3898 And if you don't give us what we want, maybe your friend in the next room will crack up first. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3899 We don't appreciate your kind of humor. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3900 If this happens again the confetti cannons come out! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3901 Listen up, kid. Officer Scott here will teach you a drug-free way of getting high. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3902 Still not talking ? Maybe our 9 foot , purple friend Barney will open you up. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3903 Trust me. Talk now or I leave you with him. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3904 Chuckles is our interpreter for the balloon art impaired. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3905 You wanna clown around? Fine! I'm gonna leave you hear with T-Bag and his interrogation dog. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3906 I told you today was my birthday in CONFIDENCE! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3907 They won't let us use waterboarding any more,so...... 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3908 In case you didn’t know, I’m the good cop! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3909 The clown will leave when you talk. Stay silent and we'll bring two clowns. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3910 You’re not taking this seriously! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3911 If you don't deal with me, my partner is gonna rub that thing on his head and then stick it on you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3912 ..Now show us on the doll where he touched you. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3913 You're just begging to be Chuckled, aren't ya, punk? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3914 You can tell us what you know now ... or we can scare it out of you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3915 No, it's "Good cop, sad cop". 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3916 You're about to enter a world of pain, my friend. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3917 Don't look at him, look at me. He's just getting ready for a birthday party later. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3918 So you want to play games, huh? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3919 Do you think this is a joke, mister? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3920 He's the bad cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3921 Now, Peters, let's see the respectful reaction when the president enters your classroom on Tuesday morning 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3922 Okay buddy, now it's time for you to meet the bad cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3923 Oh, you think me and Detective Giggles are here for your entertainment? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3924 Look, kid, you can either talk to me or do it the hard way with Maxie. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3925 Talk, or we'll send in the clowns. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3926 Quit your stalling, kid! You promised to tell us where the bones are buried if officer Buckley did his poodle bozo act. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3927 Bad news for you, I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3928 Admit it now...or I'm leaving the room! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3929 Ya wanna do time with this guy? Stop clowning and talk! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3930 Neither of us is the 'good guy' on this interrogation, get it? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3931 Don't play games with me! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3932 So kid, you ready to play good cop crazy cop? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3933 Who are you calling Bozo? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3934 Who you calling a clown Sonny Boy? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3935 He's even a worse clown. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3936 And if you think I’m clowning with you... you ain’t seen nothing yet!! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3937 You expect us to believe that you didn't steal this animal but made it yourself? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3938 Trust me kid, I am the good cop. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3939 If you come clean, we'll give you a balloon doggie and a cell by yourself. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3940 You call this a horse? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3941 That's right! We've got a new way of doing things around here. Your pick: bad cop or clown cop? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3942 ‘He might be full of gas but take him seriously.’ 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3943 Our decoy for a potential shooter attack is here to talk to us about our school's security plan. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3944 I'm the good cop. If you don't cooperate, I'll turn you over to the infamous clown cop. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3945 If you don't confess now...Detective Bo will laugh it out of you... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3946 Don't get the wrong idea. We're not clowning around 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3947 Detective Chuckles from the K-9 squad has some questions for you. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3948 This is not a joke... you know it was Jeff Koons, right? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3949 I take that back; we ARE clowning with you. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3950 Think hard. Was it wearing a collar? Did it have any identifying marks? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3951 It's good cop- clown cop; is there a problem? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3952 Witnesses who don't talk don't get balloon animals isn't that right Detective Killjoy? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3953 I'm actually the good cop. You don't want to talk to Bozo here, he's got some serious issues. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3954 This will only be fun for one of us. I'm just not sure which. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3955 I don't buy it! Do I look like a bozo to you? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3956 If he doesn't make you laugh for a total of 10 minutes you can go free! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3957 I told him not to quit his day job, and here we are. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3958 And if you don't straighten out, you'll end up like him. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3959 Go ahead, kid, take your chances if you're so sure we'll be laughed out of court. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3960 You heard of "good cop, bad cop". Well, I'm the good cop, punk. So, start talking. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3961 You've heard of good cop-bad cop. Guess what, I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3962 I said crime ring, not three ring. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3963 I think you're confusing the good cop with the bad cop, buster! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3964 By the time he finishes with you, he'll have you twisted up like that balloon poodle. Make it easy on yourself; start talking. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3965 And remember: I'm the good cop. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3966 Have you had enough of our good cop/ bad cop routine? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3967 Let's do some math here: a carrot to a stick is like fun to: ? 1.1939 0.02247 423 353 58 12
3968 We're doing the best we can to find your child. In the meantime, Bluzo is here to help you find your inner child. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
3969 You think you're tough. 'A balloon doggie, how bad can it be?' you think. Trust me, you don't want to know. 1.1937 0.02879 222 182 37 3
3970 Trust me, you have no idea how bad the acrobats are. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
3971 Good Cop , Clown Cop,interrogation. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
3972 We're through playing Goofy Cop Bad Cop with you, punk! 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
3973 We're done clowning around with you! 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3974 Don't you think for a minute, we are clowning around here. 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
3975 Bad Cop - Me? No. You will know him when you see him. 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
3976 I swear officer - I have no idea where that balloon animal came from! 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
3977 Detective Bozo here will make you squeal, I guarantee it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3978 Fine, if that doesn't scare you enough to talk then we're bringing in Alex Jones and making you watch InfoWars. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3979 What’ll it be, me or the dog? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3980 Tell us where the drugs are or the balloon animal gets it! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3981 Hey kid ever hear of Coulrophobia? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3982 The boss said we needed to try more modern methods of intimidation since clown horror movies are doing so well with younger demographics. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3983 You've never seen this dog before? Do you think I'm a bozo? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3984 Look, budget cuts have hit the K-9 unit pretty hard. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3985 Do you think this is some kind of act? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3986 Bozo and his little horsey know the truth. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3987 You'd be surprised how often this works. Crooks hate clowns. You're free to go. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3988 You haven't sung yet, but I'm guessing Chuckles here is going to crack you like a confetti-filled egg. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3989 And this whole time you thought I was the bad cop. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3990 Yes Billy, he did host a Mexican talk show. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3991 There's an easy way and a hard way. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3992 Silly cop is subbing for good cop today. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3993 Look, you and I both realize this is no time to be clowning around. . . . 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3994 I bet your thinking I'm the mean one. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3995 We can do this the easy way or the amusing way. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3996 I told you 'Good Cop' would be a nice jester 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3997 Hey, we'll be asking the questions here. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3998 Stop clowning around, and tell us where the real Koons is!!! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3999 We're out of fries. How do like that, Mr. Tough Guy? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4000 Either you talk or he'll escalate into bad celebrity impressions. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4001 Come clean or my partner here may have to try something funny. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4002 I am the good cop. We replaced the bad cop with a clown. 1.1910 0.02497 335 280 46 9
4003 McCoy, we know Bobo's Circus Gang has a mole in the department, and my money says it's you. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4004 No, I'M Wilson, HE'S Detective Dippity-Do. 1.1902 0.03285 184 153 27 4
4005 Either you quit clowning around, or I send in my partner with the K-9 unit. 1.1899 0.03495 158 131 24 3
4006 Don't upset my partner. He's a human cannonball. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
4007 You called his balloon dog, 'primitive'? 1.1892 0.03358 185 155 25 5
4008 So you expect me to believe you've never seen this balloon dog? You accusing us of planting evidence, punk? 1.1890 0.03727 164 139 19 6
4009 We're playing good cop, bad joke cop, okay? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4010 There's nothing funny about your situation. 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
4011 You think clowns are scary punk? You don't know scary. 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
4012 Let's see how you hold up under a good cop, bad clown grilling. 1.1868 0.02733 273 229 37 7
4013 Listen, he is not a clown... your dad is a respected officer of the law. 1.1867 0.02421 332 277 48 7
4014 No, he's not the Good Clown. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
4015 It's Presidents Day, 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4016 Mr. Peterson, I think you know by now that I'm playing the good cop. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4017 Cooperate with dad or deal with your mother. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4018 Do you want this to get ugly? 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
4019 We can cut this short, or you can spend the next eight hours with the department mime. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4020 Do you like dogs? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4021 Just so you know, I'm the Good Cop here. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4022 Get serious or you're never going to make it in this business. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4023 Impressive breathalyzer test ... care to explain? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4024 Again, the nose and ears look like your assailant's? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4025 Unfortunately for you, you chose not to comply on the night of the precinct’s talent show. Good luck. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4026 OK, so my good cop routine didn't work, you asked for this... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4027 OK - it's time for Funny Cop/Dour Cop; you're gonna crumble like a cheap cupcake. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4028 That’s nice but...I asked for a dragon. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4029 Officer Bozo handles all our Juvenile cases! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4030 We aren't clowning around with this one 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4031 You stole 15 cents and we want it back! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4032 Actually we're trying a new routine: 'funny cop, humorless cop' - whatta ya think? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4033 Bet you didn't know you tried to sell that stolen helium to our undercover clown,Detective Funny Bone? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4034 Tell me the truth, what are you afraid of? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4035 I meant more like personality-wise... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4036 So he missed his calling. You got a problem with that? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4037 you have the right to be unimpressed 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4038 Officers Jack and Bozo put into practice the good cop / bad clown interrogation tactic. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4039 Have it your way then, but don't say I didn't warn you about Officer Chuckles. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4040 The floor show is about to end! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4041 I'll give you one more chance. Where is the cat? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4042 If you do not tell us want we want, my partner is going to take coulrophobia to a whole new level. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4043 No, that's the good clown! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4044 And you think I'm the good cop. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4045 Aw right ... so you’ve seen good cop, bad cop and now, here comes creepy cop! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4046 Alright, we’re finished with good cop/bad cop. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4047 Does it look like we're messing around here? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4048 That's right ya punk! Bad cop ... asinine cop! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4049 Perhaps you'd feel more talkative with Bad Clown Cop 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4050 You think you're funny, kid? I got a colleague right here who can show you "funny..." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4051 We received some complaints about our old interrogation method. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4052 Talk or have him make a giraffe. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4053 Tell us where the drugs are or we pop it. And remember, he still has your nose. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4054 Cut! Man, we really need to rethink this It sequel. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4055 He's an undercover officer by day and night. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4056 Contrary to popular belief, not all cops are clowns. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4057 At least one of us here isn't a Bozo, so you better tell us what you did. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4058 I'll let you guess which of us is the bad cop. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4059 Our department's Rewards Fund has been cut, so this will have to do 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4060 You think this is all fund and games huh?! Well you just wait 'til my partner gets a hold of you! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4061 The NYPD program that uses Big Data to determine a perp's worst fear has had mixed results. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4062 You wanna talk or wind up like Frank here with a useless side hustle? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4063 I think he's taken the "good cop" routine too far. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4064 Thanks to Officer Wiggin's undercover work, we have fifty witnesses in a car outside willing to testify against you. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4065 So, you don't think this is funny, eh? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4066 You're right, we are playing good cop/bad cop. I'm the good one. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4067 The party's over. We'll burst your pretty balloon. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4068 You clown us, we clown you. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4069 Good cop’s on r&r. So, you get funny cop. Just try and concentrate and answer my questions. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4070 "You won't be smiling when that cell door slams behind you at Sing Sing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4071 Bad cop, worse clown — seriously? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4072 Don't make us bring out the broccoli and flu shot. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4073 You have the right to remain horrified... 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4074 Based on our composite, I'd suggest getting a lawyer. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4075 We found your Voo-doo doll - now turn this clown’s frown upside down 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4076 I repeat...Did you or did you not steal his dog? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4077 Don't think you'll crack, huh? Guess you've never been through the ol' Good Cop, Clown Cop routine. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4078 I don't have all day, sonny. But Det. Balloon Clown can make balloon animals all night. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4079 You're gonna laugh till it hurts! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4080 One more twist and Fido's history if you don't start talkin' 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4081 He was a good cop before he started acting funny. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4082 Last chance to talk Perkins, or it's you and Lt. Bozo till 1:00 AM. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4083 You have been accused of calling this a zebra. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4084 You have the right to remain silent but it'll be a first for us. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4085 Ok. No ore funny business 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4086 Better spill the beans, kid, or would you prefer to have Officer Bozo here do a little arm twisting 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4087 Trust me, you don’t want him using his balloon techniques on you. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4088 I tried to be nice, but these shenanigans aren't going to fly with Detective Bozo. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4089 You got two choices. You can either talk to me or this other bozo. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4090 Before the circus went under I used to saw people in half. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4091 Fess up, or we'll stick it to the dog. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4092 And I suppose YOU could make a better doggie? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4093 We lost our sketch artist to budget cuts. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4094 So you're saying it's your balloon? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4095 Never mind... He was just recently transferred to us from the White House. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4096 Ve haff vays uff making you talk. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4097 Alright, no more funny business. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4098 And now... let the torture begin! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4099 EPA Sonny. Focus. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4100 That's where you're wrong kid. I'm the good cop. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4101 Mr. Smith, WE’LL be the ones asking the questions here. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4102 Trust me, you don't want me to get the funny cop in here. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4103 We'll never understand why you did it, but the Clown wants to know how you did it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4104 Something funny, kid? Think this is a joke? We're not clowning around here! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4105 He's wearing gloves and you don't want to know what he can do with that dog. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4106 He's got a Jack Sparrow costume in the back as well 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4107 If you don't mind, I'd rather talk to the good clown. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4108 It's worse thank you think, kid; I'm the good cop. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4109 Detective Smith's performance of the "good cop" role is complex. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4110 Good cop, bad cop? I hate to pop your balloon, pal. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4111 For the last time, Brinkley, ‘Chief Superintendent Clownface, SIR!’” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4112 This is where it turns into your personal horror movie. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4113 We're still adjusting to the new moonlighting policy. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4114 Bad news, kid. Officer Chuckles is holding the murder weapon. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4115 'Ronnie, this is your parole officer John Gacy to whom you'll report once a week...' 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4116 The sergeant doesn't do baby elephants. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4117 Young man, continue down this path, and you, too, may end up as president of the US. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4118 You think you’re the first to take us for a clowns? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4119 You sure you haven't seen this Jeff Koons forgery before? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4120 That bogus delusion defense won't hold up in court 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4121 Quit clowning around! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4122 You might as well confess now. Good cop / Clown cop never fails! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4123 Have it your way. Let's see if you think the K9 Unit is all fun and games. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4124 Can you explain how this and 15 clowns got into your car? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4125 We don't do "Good cop bad cop". 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4126 This is what Theater Arts major are trained for. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4127 You think we're clowns here to amuse you? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4128 Ya wanna be treated like a child? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4129 No, I'm the bad cop! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4130 That's all very interesting, but my associate is here with a witness who tells a very different version of the events of last evening. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4131 Detective Beppo is here to blow up your alibi. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4132 Would you care to explain why our police dog here smelled frosting on your person? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4133 Forget “good cop, bad cop.” We’re “mean cop, creepy cop.” 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4134 Ok wise guy you had your chance with Mr. Fun Cop now it's time you met Mr. Sad Cop 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4135 Nice try, but I know the responsible desicion is to say nothing until my lawyer is present. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4136 We didn’t budget for a sketch artist this year, so Officer Twisty is going to take a shot at getting a likeness of your perp. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4137 You think I'm scary? Kid, you'd better believe I'M the good cop! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4138 Don’t be fooled. I’m the good cop. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4139 Believe me, there's nothing funny about what he's planning to do to you. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4140 You think you're funny? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4141 Looks like you blew things into proportion Chet; but why? That's not going to get you anywhere. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4142 Who's that? He's the clown who's going to ruin your party! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4143 What’da ya mean it’s not ‘good cop, sad cop’? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4144 Next you’ll see that I was the ‘funny’ one. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4145 All right. Then it's going to have to be the mime next time. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4146 Would you be surprised to learn that I'm playing the "good cop" in this scenario? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4147 We can play this good cop/clown cop routine all night, I ain't squealin'! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4148 Believe me, you'd better talk now because you don't want to see why he's bad cop. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4149 Look me in the eye and look me in the eye good ...."I'm the good cop!" 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4150 Funny guy, eh? Let's see how well you clown around with my partner. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4151 We like to employ a little interrogation technique that we call “Good cop, clown cop.” 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4152 Talk now or get a private performance from Popo! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
4153 'okay, I tried, but you won't cooperate. Now Pookie's gonna' have'ta get rough!" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4154 We're not clowning, Mark! How do you protect users' privacy? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4155 I'm the cop cop! He's the clown cop.! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4156 If you don't talk you're forcing me to bring in a mime. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4157 Don't make me resort to scare tactics. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4158 Don’t let my partner’s sad impression give you the wrong impression. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4159 Enough already -- now I've got to bring in Mr. Sprinkles. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4160 You think this is a joke? Because it clearly is. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4161 Do you want to answer my questions, or his riddles? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4162 You can talk to me, or you can deal with evil clown cop. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4163 What makes you think we're playing serious cop, funny cop? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4164 we know you have them now where are the balloons 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4165 You can call him a bozo, but his creep factor saps even hardened criminals. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4166 "You'll confess, even if we have to tickle it out of you". 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4167 Our Clown Scene Investigation unit has all the evidence it needs on you. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4168 If you could explain why this was in your possession, it would be a nice jester. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4169 Confess, or face your deepest, darkest fears. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4170 believe me there,s nothing funny here. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4171 Yeah, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4172 Our sketch artist is on vacation. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4173 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4174 Look...we're not clowning around! Where did you bury the body? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4175 You're telling me that the Joker is posing as a cop?! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4176 We take joke stealing very seriously 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4177 You're here for the bathos, you idiot, not the bath salts. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4178 Don't let him fool you, I'm the good cop. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4179 I'm not "bad cop" - just more serious by comparison. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4180 hi there 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4181 What? Do we look like a couple of clowns to you?! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4182 Good cop-Bad cop" is not as productive as "Good cop- Bozo 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4183 I call his next trick, "the singing canary." 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4184 Look! He's not the Bozo. YOU'RE the Bozo! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4185 You want the dog, bozo? Start talking. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4186 I think at this point you should realize we are NOT clowning around! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4187 Do you wanna talk to the good clown or the bad clown? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4188 You don’t wanna know what he’ll use for the next one if you’re lying. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4189 You can deal with the good cop or you can deal with the insane clown cop. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4190 You better answer my questions or I'll send the bad cop in. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4191 The Sarasota P.D. has ways of making you talk, kid. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4192 I’m warning you. If you don’t cooperate, I’ll btung in the mime. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4193 He broke the Hamburgler 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4194 Does the balloon animal help more than the sketch? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4195 This is not a frown cop clown cop act. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4196 It's like this, turn over the stolen clown car, before he inflates you too. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4197 Don't underestimate this drug ring, Kelly. Their mules are like nothing we've ever seen before. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4198 Whatever you may think of his appearance, believe me, he’s no joke 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4199 That’s Frivolous Cop, not Good Cop. He’s on vacation. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4200 Unlike Office Rollins, here, you'll find that I don't clown around. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4201 You're thinking he's the good cop, right? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4202 You choose. I can twist your arm or Chuckles here can twist you a very--cute--doggie. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4203 The dog said you did it 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4204 Sergeant Bozo thinks you're full of hot air and acting like a canine. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4205 When that's the best the good cop can pull off, you know how much trouble you're in! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4206 So, punk...you still refuse to talk. I assure you that Chuckles has other deadly beasts up his sleeve. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4207 Answer our questions or it's back to the spinning plates on a unicycle. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4208 This is the precinct safe space. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4209 Did you hear that, Bobocop? This guy thinks I’m the bad cop. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4210 Okay. Kid. If you don’t talk to me I’ll have Bozo here tickle the truth out of you. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4211 The old good cop, hack cop routine 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4212 This isn’t a joke. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4213 I’m good cop, he’s clown cop and this ain’t no funny business. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4214 Well, if that's how you want to play it, we just happen to have a resident expert in Clown Talk. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4215 I regular composite sketch artist is off today... would you say the perpetrator was more of a doggy or giraffe? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4216 Would you believe me if I told you that I'm the "good" cop? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4217 Regardless of how the situation looks kid,we are not clowning around here! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4218 You don't have to believe it, but I AM the good cop. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4219 This is what happened to the last guy who didn't confess. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4220 Confess now or I send in the clown 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4221 Listen up, kid. If you don't wear a tie to a job interview, how do you expect us to take you seriously? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4222 So you want to be a funny guy, eh? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4223 You don’t get Mirandized in a standardized student-teacher interrogation assessment! Rights are for clown colleague alumni only! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4224 This is serious! You think we're clowning around? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4225 Do you want to guess which of us is the good cop? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4226 Bad cop. Sesame cop. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4227 This is “Twist” our undercover clown.He was at the cabinet meeting and saw when you didn’t laugh when the POTUS said”Rocket man”! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4228 I'm the official bad guy, kid 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4229 We can do this the easy way or the hard way- my partner can be very persuasive 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
4230 Start talking or I’ll leave you with the bad joke cop. 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
4231 I know you probably have a lot of questions right now, but WE'RE the ones asking the questions here. 1.1834 0.03213 169 140 27 2
4232 Perhaps a balloon dog and a visit from Ponzi the clown will convince you to talk. 1.1827 0.02853 208 172 34 2
4233 You think he meant “good cop, bad cop”? Goof cop, mad cop doesn’t seem to be cutting it. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4234 I'm asking you to talk to me. He won't ask, he NEVER does! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4235 “Now you get the bad cop”. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4236 Start talking now or Detective Chuckles will make your little Bowser into a pretzel. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4237 We couldn't find that drug-selling circus you described, but we picked up some skills along the way. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4238 Okay, smartass; we're done clowning around here. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4239 Whether it's with the details or with laughter, we'll make you squeal. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
4240 a penny for your thoughts 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4241 Your choice, me or the clown and his dog... 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4242 I plead insanity. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4243 No, I'd still say you're the good cop. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4244 I am the teacher. He is a clown. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4245 You haven't seen anything yet. I AM the good cop! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4246 If you think you’re scared now just wait until Officer Bobo starts questioning you. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4247 The judge issued a gag order. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4248 so... which one of you is the good cop? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4249 Come clean - or we'll start clowning around treatment. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4250 Seriously. He's not clownin' around. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4251 I’m the bad cop. Bozo’s the good cop. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4252 If you don't confess I'm gonna let him pop that doggie balloon. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4253 My dogs are tired and you're not funny 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4254 That’s right, it WAS an undercover clown car. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4255 Stop clowning around. This dog is trained to see right through you. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4256 Officer Britches and I take opposite approaches, sure, but we’re each after the same thing. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4257 Who you callin' Bozo now? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4258 Make it easy on yourself: confess to me or I'll turn you over to my partner. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4259 DUI is 20 hours walking Bozo's helium dog in front of Police Headquarters. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4260 Okay, kid, stop fooling with us. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4261 Admit it, you stuffed Jack in the box! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4262 I don't think you told the sketch artist the truth. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4263 He's the funny guy around here. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4264 If his ole Disappearing Coin trick didn't make you spill your guts, trust me, this next one will. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4265 My partner Bosco Billy has tied this all together. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4266 After a life of crime the Joker sought redemption and a new challenge 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4267 Does it look like we're clowning around, punk? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4268 The perpetrator had shorter ears and a bushier tail 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4269 We don't want you to lie...just laugh. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4270 "Good Cop" is on vacation. "Clown Cop" is the best we can do right now. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4271 Start talking or we'll make 6 more of these. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4272 He’s on a trial - good cop wasn’t getting results. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4273 We're extraditing you to the circus. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4274 Just so you know, I'm the Good Cop here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4275 Still up to your old tricks, aren't you, Jones? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4276 He won't talk we will make him laugh. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4277 So who do you think will be playing the bad cop today? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4278 Don't let appearances fool you. I'm the good cop. He's the bad cop and that used to be a real dog. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4279 Everyone expects the good cop, so we're trying out the sad one. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4280 ... and, trust me, you do NOT want Detective Squeaker to take over. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4281 Critics are hailing Police Academy 8 “a movie” and “rated PG-13.” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4282 Is he a clown? Does he amuse you? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4283 For your information, this Bozo can be pretty tough. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4284 And guess which one of us is "good cop"? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4285 Don't be a smart-ass! I'm through clowning around!! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4286 Oh you think this is funny, do ya? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4287 US ! Your the clown ! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4288 Talk, or I'll go for the juggler, too. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4289 Just how did you plan to get that through customs? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4290 It's time for you to stop clowning around and confess. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4291 We call this good cop crazy cop interrogation 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4292 Eddie over here believes that if he dresses like one, he might be able to understand how you clowns end up getting yourselves in here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4293 Yeah, but that squeaky-squeaky balloon animal can be very persuasive. 1.1813 0.02968 182 150 31 1
4294 Fess up now because I promise you won't find prison so amusing. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
4295 We found Chuckles' dog at the scene and your prints are all over him. TELL US WHERE CHUCKLES IS! 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
4296 I AM the good cop!” “So cooperate, or you belong to Squeaky. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4297 And here’s the good cop. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4298 He is trying to make your story the second funniest thing in this room. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
4299 Sir, we know about the needles, we have a witness 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4300 There's a Bozo in this room, and I'm looking right at him. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4301 Its only one day and Mr. Giggles will show you how to face paint and do animal balloons. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4302 Maybe this hideous sight will help jog your memory. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4303 I am the good cop and he is the clown cop. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4304 Good cop, bozo cop. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4305 We used to give cigarettes, but no one is smoking anymore. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4306 OK fine, he'll make a poodle if you confess. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
4307 We called in an expert, and it's definitely your face paint on the victim. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4308 I would take the dog. It might be worth something when you get out! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4309 Believe me...we do not clown around. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4310 Everybody says they want to save the Rec Center, but nobody wants to do the grunt work. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4311 We warned you! - If you don't stop your funny business we start ours. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4312 I'm the bad clown 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4313 Yes, it's good cop, bad clown. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4314 We can do this the easy way or the clown way, your choice. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4315 Listen Buddy! You better talk or he's gonna release the hound on you. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4316 Please accept my job offer so I can get rid of this clown. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4317 Did you really think I would crack under that old good cop, clown cop routine? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4318 We are not amused. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4319 Good cop is stressed. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4320 Are you sure that isn’t your dog? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4321 Good cop, Wacko cop 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4322 No officer, I would never say that cops are clowns. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4323 No. This is the good clown. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4324 I'm tired of this its time to start clowning around! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4325 ...so you think my partner Gacy here is the good cop?... 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4326 Don’t make us poke holes in your story. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4327 He'll just keep making them so you better talk! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4328 Nooooo, I'm the good cop! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4329 Sources tell us that some of you clowns have even wormed your way onto the police force! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4330 The dog is all the probable cause we need. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4331 No, he doesn’t do birthday parties. But does this resemble the dog you saw at the scene of the crime? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4332 Murder is no laughing matter. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4333 Better talk fast...before he becomes the bad cop. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4334 That's right. It's the old good cop bad clown routine. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4335 And when Clown Cop third degrees your funny bone, you'll be tickled pink to talk. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4336 Now we can do this easy or we can do this hard. I'm easy. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4337 It's about time you made up your mind, Ronald - Law studies or acting classes? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4338 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the funny way...and safe word Uncle won't do you any good here. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4339 Here's the bad news: *I'm* the good cop. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4340 I'm sorry about your wife's murder. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4341 Tell us now or this place is going to fill up in a way you won't believe. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4342 So your saying that your company was hacked and the information used was to predict the next President? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4343 Imagine yourself in the Oval Office 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4344 Getting him out of those ridiculous shoes was no small feat. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4345 Don't make me release Chuckles on you. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4346 OK, I’m a patient man, but at some point we’re gonna’ have to stop all this clowning around. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4347 No, I'M the good cop. He's the idiot cop. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4348 Art will explain our strict guidelines for clowning around. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4349 The entire Clown Precinct is here in their Volkswagen. You'll be spilling your guts before the day ends! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4350 We know you stole the cotton candy machine! Your accomplices here - Happy and Hoppy - they're undercover agents... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4351 Listen, buddy. Either you start talking, or I introduce you to Sgt. Bozo over there. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4352 So what is it?....the idea of a consecutive life sentence amuses you somehow? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4353 No, this is serious cop - funny cop. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4354 For the last time, we are both bad cops! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4355 You're gonna want to talk to me. Most people find Officer Squeakums to be even more... well, persuasive... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4356 Mr. Bannon , give the President one good reason to rehire you for the Whitehouse staff. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4357 Is he a cop or clown? Is that a dog or ballon? Not trying to be difficult, but i have rights, this is America the Unusal! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4358 Oh, you think this is some trial balloon from a bunch of bozo's? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4359 This is no laughing matter, Bud 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4360 My colleague won't be as nice as me 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4361 Only one of us appears to be taking this seriously. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4362 Tell us everything you know now, or my pal "Twisty" here is going to be late to a birthday party. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4363 For the last time, is this the clown you saw in that Russian peeing video? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4364 What makes you think this is a "good cop, bad cop" interrogation? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4365 Don't let the balloon animal and the rubber nose fool you... he's the bad cop. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4366 We're employ a different policing ethic. no more rubber hoses, now it's balloon animals. When we want to get rough, we bring in his partner, the mime. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4367 My friend Bozo will talk to you now. No funny business, okay? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4368 You'd better own up to it! I'm the good cop! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4369 Confess, or the dog gets it. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4370 All you tech-bros think this is funny, do ya? I 'll show you funny. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4371 He prefers not to be labeled. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4372 He used to be a punk like you, but he wised up and went straight. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4373 no clowning around 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4374 #unamused 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4375 Good, bad or funny and mad, just answer my questions! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4376 Your cover has been blown! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4377 And believe me, there's plenty more where that came from. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
4378 Stop smirking. This is serious! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
4379 Tell me again exactly where you were and the exact time that you said some clown stole your toy balloon. 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
4380 No, I'm the GOOD cop. Can't you see he's a CLOWN? 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4381 Tough guy, huh? All right, Simmons, take over. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4382 We've found the murder weapon. Now tell me - how the hell are we blowing this out of proportion? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4383 I'm Pennywise an' this here's my partner, Twisty. Don't make us play "bad clown, really bad clown." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4384 Look pal, either you tell us who else was at the scene or Bozo here is going to give you an intimate demonstration in the art of making balloon animals.. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4385 Now I'm going to show you a clown with class. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4386 Yes, he’s the bad cop. Where have you been? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4387 Fred decided today is the day he'd follow his true passion. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4388 The reason we called you in here Mr. Robertson is that we need you to go undercover as a class clown. 1.1739 0.03972 138 119 14 5
4389 So if you're the bad cop, what's he? 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
4390 I'm The Bad Cop- He's The Good Cop ! 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
4391 Alright, no more funny business! That's Officer Bozo's M.O. 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
4392 You get the clown costume back when you teach me how to make that balloon animal! 1.1734 0.03320 173 147 22 4
4393 You're telling me this is what the clown looked like? 1.1730 0.02603 237 198 37 2
4394 It wasn't me. Really, I'm not the one clowning around. 1.1720 0.02226 314 262 50 2
4395 You either speak to me or deal with this clown 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4396 Coco's got the stolen Rococo and you know nothing what am I Bozo ? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
4397 You don't believe I'm serious? I'll show you serious! 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
4398 You've never SEEN good cop, bad cop. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
4399 Are you saying Officer Trumpet is making fake evidence? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4400 He's from CSI: Clown Squad Interrogation. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4401 You should know, he's the "GOOD" cop! 1.1693 0.02934 189 159 28 2
4402 You better deal with me. I’m the good cop. 1.1691 0.03391 136 114 21 1
4403 I can make it worse than “good cop / bad cop.” 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
4404 Detective Chuckles won't talk either. His seltzer does the talking. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4405 Ok now for some bad cop....clown cop 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4406 Ah, so I see you are going with the old bad cop, annoying cop routine. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4407 No, we don't play "good cop- bad cop" here. Right, Sgt. Sillibubs? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4408 After a disappointing 1 star rating on yelp, the interrogation department starts to experiment with new customer satisfaction initiatives 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4409 He claims he wasn't with you that night. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4410 Should we do this the easy way? Or the delightful way? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4411 "You better talk, or the balloon dog gets it." *holds pin* 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4412 He's all fun and games now but you're gonna see how rough it can get if he has to go back and put on his angry face. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4413 Do you think you're the first Bozo to come through this station-house? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4414 Time to stop clowning around. We need answers! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4415 We do have a support animal with a histrionics voice coach, if that helps. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4416 First your information has to lead to an arrest, then you can have the reward. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4417 Yes, it’s a serious crime to lie to a clown. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4418 Officer Smiley, give him the tickles! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4419 Why bring Jeff goons into this? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4420 Just to be clear, he likes balloons and that’s how he treats them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4421 Don't even think about running - I have a squad car with 30 more officers parked outside. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4422 His act is so bad, you will be talking to skip the show. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4423 Guess which one is funny cop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4424 Don't tempt Lenny. He can make a Shepherd just as fast. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4425 I want to go easy on you, but my partner here wants to annoy you with squeaky noises. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4426 Look for the last time, we're not clowning around here. Whatever gives you that idea? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4427 Satisfied? Now tell us what you did to Frank. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4428 If your chosen method of interrogation is confusion, you got me. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4429 The clown? He used to work at the White House. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4430 Let's see how airtight your alibi is, clown. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4431 Do you really wanna face Blinky the Bad Cop? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4432 Talk now or we send him to your kid’s birthday party for a couple of hours.” 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4433 Why didn't you agree to hire Artie for your kid's birthday party? What, you think he doesn't have kids to feed too? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4434 We're still working on the good cop, bad cop act. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4435 We'll soon be able to tell if you are serious or not. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4436 Coney Island ring a bell? How 'bout the flash mob working the balloon animals? Quite the tactical diversion! Give me a break, kid. We know you were in on the hot dog heist. You were made by undercover! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4437 Now, for the last time, stop calling Officer Bozo a clown. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4438 talk here downtown, or we take a ride in the car. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4439 If you act like a five-year-old, we are going to treat you like a five-year-old! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4440 Still “No Comment”? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4441 See the look on his face, it means we have stopped clowning around. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4442 No way, punk. The deal was ONE horsie, not two. Now answer the question--! You won't like Jiggles when he's angry... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4443 I don't know their real names, but Jeffy K. and Gogo told me we could get a million in ransom. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4444 Officer Bozo says he caught you molesting his balloon bitch. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4445 Intellectual property theft without artistic license is no laughing matter 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4446 Suck it up! Coulrophobia is not in the DSM 5. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4447 Well if you don't know what "ignorantia juris non excusat" means - maybe you've heard of a little something called a leash law!!! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4448 You can either sign a confession or face dying of laughter. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4449 It's called "Good cop, fun cop." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4450 So, you think I'm the bad cop? Wait until Sgt. Pennywise here takes over the interrogation! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4451 Alright smart guy, we don’t look kindly at those who pop animal balloons. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4452 You know the drill. We can do this the hard way. The easy way. Or the silly way. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4453 Tim, I care about you. Tell me what happened and I won't have to leave you alone with "Sex Game Larry." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4454 No, we are not playing good clown, bad clown. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4455 Say hello to Officer Chuckles. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4456 Sending in the bad cop, huh? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4457 He arrests guilty parties and then plays kids' parties. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4458 So you say you've never seen this balloon animal before in your life, huh? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4459 Actually, I'm the good cop. He's the bad cop--a very bad cop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4460 Talk to me, or my partner is gonna rub that thing on his head and stick it on you. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4461 Oh, you think you’re funny, do ya? Well, let’s see if you think this funny. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4462 Don’t clown around with me, our dog smelled the dope on you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4463 Listen! I really don't want to release the juvy K-9 unit on you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4464 Won’t talk, tough guy? Just wait until he breaks out the squirting boutonniere and whoopie cushion, you’ll talk. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4465 You be the judge. He learned his technique from John Wayne Gacy. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4466 Our sketch guy is sick kid so use your imagination. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4467 Listen, this is your last chance. If you don't start talking, I'll bring in a mime next. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4468 What is this? Bad cop, silly cop? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4469 No, this is not the old 'good cop nightmare cop' routine. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4470 Jeff Koons said that he wasn't anywhere near the kid's party 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4471 Yeah I'm the bad cop and the other is REALLY good 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4472 Look, I know he's a Bozo, but he's our Bozo and he makes whatever animal he wants. Got it!? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4473 Larry found your missing dog, sir. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4474 And if you wanna play it hard - my trick is sawing someone in half. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4475 Hard nut to crack, huh? Well we can play games too! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4476 Time for the old "good cop, clown cop" routine 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4477 You’d better start telling the truth otherwise he’ll bring out the custard pie detector. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4478 I am going to give you five minutes to confess to the good cop before I return. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4479 Start talking, jackass. We've got 42 more just like him behind that door. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4480 We have the party animal's ID....so let it out. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4481 Help me help you, pal. You do NOT want to smell Detective Whiptickle's flower. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4482 Or we can go to see Spider-Man musical, you decide. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4483 Good cop, funny cop did not prove to be effective. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4484 I'll be the one asking the questions! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4485 No, this is a good-cop/clown-cop routine. Can you identify the dog? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4486 How about my partner here ties a scenario you may not like? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4487 You've got it backwards: I'M good cop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4488 This killer is one cladistic son of a gun. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4489 if you're not going to answer my question he's going to pop the dog. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4490 Now we're gonna play a little round of Good Cop, Clown Cop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4491 Aren't you supposed to try bad cop/good cop not bad cop/clown cop? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4492 Okay, so who’s the good cop again? Remember, I’m afraid of clowns. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4493 Listen punk, ya can't lie to us like we're BOTH clowns. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4494 We’ve brought in a interpreter who speaks ‘wise guy’ for you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4495 Good Cop vs Clown Cop 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4496 You realize you're facing twenty years in the slammer, pal! What's so funny! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4497 The usual tactics weren't working, so the detective had to resort to good cop clown cop. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4498 Time to play “good cop, bad cop”. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4499 Did you make this Jeff Koons' dog and try to sell it on the black market to the Bozo cop? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4500 Tell the truth or your dog is a goner! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4501 This can be easy or it can be hard. You either tell me what I want to know or Bozo here will make you sit through 2 hours of him making balloon animals. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4502 Our department prefers to not clown around, kid. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4503 Now we start the ballon-boarding! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4504 Talk. He can make a sword next... 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
4505 Soooo...no more sketch artists ever? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4506 If you think I'm tough, wait till you meet Bozo. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4507 You need any arm twisting? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4508 No, I am not Mr. Rogers and you cannot have a kitty cat. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4509 A clown, a tramp, a police detective. Tonight's cast of players on the odd stage-known as- the Twilight Zone....... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4510 So, who's playing bad cop today? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4511 Who's asking the questions around here? Budget cuts are none of your concern. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4512 Is this funny to you, punk? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4513 I’m not falling for the good-cop, bad-clown routine. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4514 How old were you last night? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4515 Talk... if you want to avoid this becoming a circus 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4516 If you won't talk to me, I'll have to turn you over to Detective Pennywise! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4517 The good cop / bad clown routine always breaks 'em down, son. You may as well spill. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4518 What's so funny, punk? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4519 Blinky's makes balloon animals and gets people to talk. And he's all out of balloons... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4520 Guess this is making you feel afraid, huh pal? Afraid and kinda helpless. I get that. And maybe even a little angry. Am I right? 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4521 The academy didn't prepare me for this... 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
4522 We know where you've been smuggling the goods. 1.1648 0.03168 182 156 22 4
4523 Ve haff veys of making you talk, schweinehund! 1.1643 0.03302 140 118 21 1
4524 "This is a classroom not a circus!) 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
4525 You'd better help us here or else things might get funnier. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4526 He knows when you are lying. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4527 We have ways of making you smile and you're not going to like them. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4528 If you don't confess, it will be good cop bad cop. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4529 "No, he doesn't know how to juggle, and I think you might have something to do with that! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4530 Excuse my partner, its his first day and he went a little overboard. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4531 And that's when I stopped eating edibles 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4532 You'll be singing a different tune when I turn you over to Crazbo the Clown. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4533 When it comes to getting confessions, my partner doesn't clown around. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4534 Do you or do you not pledge your loyalty?! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4535 You'll either talk to me, the good clown, or him, the bad clown, but you'll talk. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4536 Look, you have to work with me here... Twinkles here has no patience for others clowning around. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4537 We have plenty more balloons. And colorful make up. And the clown's not going nowhere, no time soon. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4538 You have the right to remain horrified... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4539 The sooner you tell us the truth, the sooner we can all go back to our jobs. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4540 Soda? Coffee? Seltzer? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4541 But can a sketch artist do ... this? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4542 Don't make him bring out the lie detector. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4543 And in our diversion program you get to work with Officer Kelly our special clown-face and twisted balloon instructor. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4544 If you're innocent, then why'd ya run? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4545 You don't want Officer Giggles Dimples to get angry, do you!? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4546 Did you, or did you not, try to steal my partner's balloon doggie? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4547 Terrified - mimes too, why do you ask? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4548 Listen here, bub. That “creepy ass juggalo” has a name. It’s Ronny, and he has feelings too. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4549 You could soon be looking at long stretch. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4550 You're facing 25 to life. So let's get this straight. Funny how, funny like a clown? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4551 Nobody does " good cop, bad cop anymore". 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4552 You think I'm the bad cop? Wait 'til you meet my friend Gacy! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4553 This clown will make balloon animals until you talk!! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4554 Yes, this my first day at this precinct! What the hell does that have to do with where you were at 9:00 last night? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4555 Trust me, he’s got as many balloons as you’ve got hot air. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4556 Start talking, kid, or Detective Robozo is gonna keep making clever balloon figures. 1.1637 0.03071 171 145 24 2
4557 Tell us where you've stashed the others. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
4558 You prefer to talk to a real funny guy? 1.1620 0.03084 179 153 23 3
4559 Either talk to me or I'll let the bozos work on you. Your choice, punk. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4560 Does this balloon dog look like a liar to you? Our clown detail found him weeping under a bush, said you called him an airdog, said he couldn't smell or mark things. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4561 Let's not have any misunderstandings here, young man. Schmidt here is the bad cop. I am the good cop. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4562 You’ve got one last chance, so stop clowning around. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
4563 We are trying something new at the department. We call this “bad cop, clown cop.” 1.1581 0.02539 234 199 33 2
4564 Don't take me for a fool. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4565 I'm Penn. This is my partner, Teller. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4566 I know what you think---but I'M not clowning around! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4567 Can you not see that neither of them is half as smart as our president? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4568 So, we can make this easy -- or we can introduce you to my partner here, Mr. Balloon Dog. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4569 I'm the bad cop. The good cop couldn't be here, this is his replacement. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4570 Yeah I know, YOU want the ‘Good Cop! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4571 Believe me, you don’t want to be left in here with the ‘good cop’. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4572 I'm not kidding... but he is! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4573 I'm the good cop. He's the bad clown. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4574 stop saying the President did it. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4575 Our sketch artist is out on maternity leave. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4576 Cooperate... or I leave you alone with the clown. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4577 Tell us what we need to know, or he starts doing close up magic. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4578 You want to clown around with me? Talk, or you're next! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4579 There's no point in lying, Detective Clown is an expert at solving cases of the giggles. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4580 Now before we start, I want you to wipe that smile off your face! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4581 Listen pal, we can get the truth the easy way.....or Detective Giggle's way. But no matter what, we're going to find who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4582 You think I'm tough? Wait till my partner gets a hold of you! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4583 Don't make him make a flower. He doesn't like making flowers. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4584 Please don't encourage him. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4585 Let me put it this way: Your story has more twists than my partner Bozo's balloon. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4586 Listen, I'm not here to debate whether it's good art. Just look at the sketch and tell me again, with a straight face, that you didn't steal Koons' "Balloon Dog." 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4587 Listen up you coulrophobic scum bag, I;m the good cop! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4588 Talk, or he keeps going until he runs out of balloons. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4589 So, you think I’M clowning around, kid?...just wait till you meet my partner! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4590 Talk to me, or I make you talk to the goofy cop! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4591 Now, I've brought in our best balloon artist, so tell me, is this your snake? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4592 Still think this is a laughing matter? Then deal with my partner. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4593 I said poker face, not joker face. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4594 We're trying out a new type of "Good Cop, Bad Cop" 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4595 My co-worker told me to go for It...... this was my best impression. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4596 Confess...or we will make this very funny for you! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4597 Yeah...but now we call it "Community Policing Cop, Bad Cop". 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4598 You leave me no alternative but to threaten you with torture. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4599 Now You're going to talk to my friend here. Officer Jingles, no funny business, okay? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4600 What are you looking at?? I'm just part time. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4601 Just don't try any funny business. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4602 Ya, so I’m the mean guy. You guessed it, huh? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4603 No, I'm the 'good cop'. We're the Pun Police. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4604 You must've gone to school with my lawyer! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4605 You think we're just clowning around...? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4606 "That's right...this is BAD COP AND CREEPY COP" ! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4607 I get the reference officer, but honestly I don't care what shape he makes it into as long as he blows it up first. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4608 Why bring Jeff goons into this? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4609 We have highly trained units, for pranksters like you. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4610 Right, talk to me, or it’s the creepy clown your friends posted in the woods behind your house. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4611 I'll give you one more chance to talk or he'll do mime impressions next! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4612 Let me tell you, he takes the theatricality of playing "good cop" far more seriously than you'd think. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4613 talk to me, kid, before the bad cop muscles in. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4614 ...And it was recording your rigged ring toss game the whole time... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4615 Everyone here at the station happens to think Officer O'Hara's Joe Pesci impression is VERY GOOD, Mr. Critical. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4616 To you it's a simple dog balloon, but to me it's evidence. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4617 You must be joking. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4618 The routine in this precinct is good cop, clown cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4619 Thats him! Thats the clown that stole my dog! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4620 You rearended the wrong cop car. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4621 So, what'll it be? Confess or one more round of Good Cop/Clown Cop? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4622 Thought I was the bad cop? Well my partner here is a real Joker. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4623 We're getting nowhere with the good cop / bad cop routine. Now it's time to introduce "clown cop"! He'll get to the truth. even if it requires seltzer-boarding! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4624 We work in pairs. I'm the straight man. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4625 Surprisingly, he’s about as accurate as the other sketch artists we’ve had here. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4626 Do you think we're joking around!? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4627 There ain't no nice cop but we have got the next best thing. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4628 Who's the bozo now, kid? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4629 Maybe this will make you break, or at least break up laughing. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4630 Officer Coons will be heading up the balloon animal investigation. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4631 It would help if he would hop on a unicycle. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4632 Not serious. Not SERIOUS! What the hell gives you that idea, Williams? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4633 We made you with the clown. Now tell us about the dog. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4634 'Don't let the 'balloon animal' fool you, Arron.' 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4635 Don't worry --- this is the last audition for "Law and Order: Circus Clown." 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4636 You'll really think it's funny when Officer Chuckles makes an angry Doberman with no leash. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4637 Who farted? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4638 You think your partners care about you? Hell, they've already juggled. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4639 Your twisted alibi just doesn't come together. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4640 You didn’t get my coffee? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4641 Your dad will get here any minute. I want him to know what you did in class yesterday! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4642 Pro Bono lawyer, eh? Meet our Pro Bozo cop! 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4643 Brendan, did you see the clown with a dog? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4644 OK smart guy. When I say ‘time to stop clowning around,’ I mean ‘time for YOU to stop clowning around.’ 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4645 Despite budget cuts, the Police Department still managed to add to the K9 task force. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4646 What is this? Bad cop, clown cop? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4647 Now I’m only gonna ask you one more time. What happened to the sword? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4648 Own up pal, or you get the squirting flower. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4649 For the last time, Jimmy, did the clown make a Labradoodle like this one or not? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4650 Look, son, I’m the good guy; so work with me. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4651 We're trying to make this easy on ya...and fun 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4652 Unless you come clean with me, you'll have to deal with my not-so-friendly partner here. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4653 Enough stonewalling. Quick! Poodle or giraffe? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4654 OK, so opera didn't work, eh? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4655 Okay, fella, you've had all night to come clean. Time to send in the clown. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4656 Either come clean or it's juvenile regression time. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4657 Funny or not funny? And no, your lawyer can’t advise you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4658 Tell me now, my partner is very scary 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4659 This Doom Cop, Balloon Cop thing won't work on me. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4660 Listen, no more clowning around, this interrogation is serious. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4661 Fun and games are over. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4662 Trust me, you're probably better off choosing 'bad cop'. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4663 If you think we were clowning around before, just wait until you see ... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4664 Fuggedaboutit, Officer Koons here, will twist your description into a 3D perp bulletin. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4665 What he can do with that stuffed dog makes waterboarding a board game. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4666 You'll sit there until "Send in the Clowns" replays often enough in your brain to make you sing. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4667 How many people did you see exiting the car? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4668 New protocol from those clowns in Washington. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4669 If you won't work with me, you're gonna have to deal with clown cop! It's your choice, knucklehead. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4670 This rescue balloon pet was exposed to toxic levels of kimchi. 1.1579 0.06986 57 52 1 4
4671 Trust me, you don't want him driving you downtown in the squad car. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4672 Actually, I'm the good cop, and he's the bad cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4673 The only way you're getting out here is if you apologize for calling Officer Gigglepants a clown. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4674 No, I'm the good cop - don't make me leave you alone with him... 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4675 So, you gonna talk here or do you want Officer Wise to take you to his office? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4676 Well kid, you had better come clean because you won't make a Bozzo out of me! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4677 He's new to "good cop bad cop". 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4678 We're clowns with guns. Nice hoody. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4679 This isn't our first rodeo 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4680 Look, kid, tell us what we want to know, or my partner will tag you on Facebook! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4681 In this situation, “good cop, bad cop” is a matter of perspective, son. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4682 What makes you think this crime is a laughing matter? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4683 No, I'm actually the good cop. He always dresses like that. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4684 He’s sulking. His car doors won’t fall off. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4685 Better tell everything you know if you don't want to see the dogie hurt. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4686 Well I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm certain ONE of these victims wasn't a Politician 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4687 We don't think good cop/bad cop works anymore. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4688 Now we're gonna show YOU some funny business! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4689 How would you like to talk to someone from your end of the spectrum? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4690 I'm done playin' good cop/clown cop! Answer the question or Detective Chuckles will twist you up like a poodle! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4691 I'm the "good cop". 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4692 If you find me intimidating, wait until you meet my partner. The puppy is child's play - you don't want to make him build you a balloon tricycle. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4693 Be warned, it's good cop - clown cop time until you confess. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4694 You think you're funny, huh. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4695 He ditched the fruit because he finished your Carmen Miranda warning. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4696 Good cop; Glad cop 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4697 We are trying out our new "Good Cop, Bad Cop" routine. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4698 That's all that's left of the last guy who didn't cooperate 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4699 Allright, let's go over your story one more time, and this time we want some serious answers. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4700 This is Detective It from our K9 unit. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4701 Don't make me laugh! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4702 How dare you tell my husband his balloon “doesn’t look anything like a dog” 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4703 Bad news, bucko. I'm the GOOD cop. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4704 Correct. I am the good cop, and he is the very bad clown. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4705 You don't want to even MEET our bad cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4706 Your call; you can either deal with the good cop or the bad clown. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4707 You had better tell the truth and I’m not clowning around, yet. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4708 Confess, or I turn my partner loose on you? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4709 We can’t have two class clowns! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4710 Officer Clarabelle knows exactly how to deal with people who won't talk like you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4711 You don't want to see his giraffe. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4712 Don't think this is gonna be the usual good cop bad cop thing. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4713 Give it up or you’ll never see another birthday 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4714 Didn't expect the good cop/clown cop routine, did ya? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4715 You're not cooperating, Steve...So the cameras are off, and it's time for your enema... 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
4716 Talk or he makes a funny hat. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4717 That's right, smart guy. Bad cop. Bad clown 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4718 I asked for my lawyer. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4719 Wipe that smile off your face, scumbag. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4720 Talk or my partner here fills you with wonderment. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4721 You see, Larry, we already know how much you love balloon animals. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4722 Listen pal, my deputy hasn't seen balloon animals this good in 15 years. Unless you can tell us where you found this thing, you have some explaining to do. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4723 Would you like to explain tbis? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4724 Let me introduce you to the other half of the good cop and bad cop duo. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4725 See, I'm in a good mood. I wanna help you. Officer Bobo, now he's in a real bad mood. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4726 It’s something our Community Outreach Dept is trying out 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4727 Jenkins here used to be the bad cop until he went for his Master's in Performance Arts. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4728 Yeah, it's the new good cop/bad cop thing. Question is, which is he? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4729 Can you describe what your assailant and his pony looked like? This is Sergeant Chuckles, our police balloon artist. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4730 Either you start talking or the clown starts his mime routine. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4731 At most police stations, they would call you 'a person of interest,' but here in DC you have to be a true zany to be held over. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4732 Don't make me bring in the good cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4733 Kid, you have two choices. Either answer my questions, or Sparkles the Clown will inflate and twist a very nasty surprise. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4734 At least my partner can successfully stage a 12 man getaway. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4735 He didn't think working two jobs would be a problem. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4736 Boss! Here's the witness. Detective stop clowning around. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4737 OK, caulrophobe. Choose me or it. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4738 You better talk, because we are sick of working for peanuts. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4739 If you don't confess, the poodle is history. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4740 I'm the good cop. You don't want to deal with Detective Clowny. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4741 If you're feeling too stressed, we now have an emotional support clown on staff. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4742 Cruel “This constitutes cruel and unusual punishment! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4743 Now you wouldn't want Chuckles to turn this nice balloon dog into, shall we say a cat. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4744 I'm the bad cop! He's the funny cop. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4745 You wanna play it that way? Okay, you can talk to the bad cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4746 You think you're funny, wise guy? ... we'll show you funny. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4747 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4748 Try to be thorough in your description, because we are not just looking for any old clown here! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4749 He's the bad cop. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4750 I guess he is the good cop 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4751 This is your last chance to confess before I turn you over to the 'Good Cop'. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4752 We tried it the easy way; Detective Wiggled, he's all yours. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
4753 Tell us what you know unless you want to see what else our new interrogator, inspector clown, can do with balloon animals. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4754 I tried working with you son, but now you’ll have to deal the ‘Bad Clown’ instead of the ‘Good Cop’! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4755 He’ll scare away any school shooters and he works for peanuts. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4756 You better come clean now or I'll turn you over to Detective Emit! 1.1576 0.02192 349 300 43 6
4757 So you've got coulrophobia, I guess that make me "Good Cop." 1.1575 0.02440 273 234 35 4
4758 You called a detective a Sikh clown. Does this look like a Sikh clown to you? 1.1570 0.02169 344 295 44 5
4759 The 'good cop,' 'bad cop' thing wasn't working. 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
4760 I know my rights, give me my one fun call! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4761 Yes, his trousers are made ot of cheap police-jester, so what? 1.1566 0.02498 281 243 32 6
4762 I'm not clowning around here. You're in serious trouble. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4763 Talk or you'll be pleading for good cop bad cop. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
4764 We didn't arm our teachers, but one more outburst from you, and believe me, you WILL get squirted in the face by Mr. Johnson's boutineer! 1.1559 0.02774 186 158 27 1
4765 See what he's holding? That's what's left of the last guy who didn't play ball. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4766 This is no laughing matter, young man! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4767 What kind of fool do you take me for, son? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4768 “You’ ve heard of ... ‘good cop’... ‘bad cop’? I’m the good cop. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4769 We're all bad cops here. Now talk! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4770 His defense is air tight. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4771 Pollard The Clown Will Teach You A Dog Trick Then You Can Woof Up The Names. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4772 Our Annual Family Day Picnic starts in an hour. If you can make balloon animals like this for the kids, we'll drop all the charges against you. fifteen minutes. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4773 You assumed right, I’m the bad cop. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4774 Choose your words wisely clown. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4775 Wont talk to me, huh kid? Guess I'll have to get Slappy. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4776 Only the clown can blow in public! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4777 This dog is just the beginning of torture unless you spill the beans. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4778 We think you balloon animal is counterfeit, so we brought in an expert. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4779 You're telling me THIS is what stole the show? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4780 So good cop/bad cop doesn't scare you huh? How about clown cop/mime cop, tough guy? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4781 I'd stop clowning around if I were you. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4782 ...for failure to renew your balloon artist license. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4783 If you thought being a crook was bad, check out what police work is like... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4784 Confess now or face the creepy clown cop and his vicious police dog 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4785 Maybe this will jog your memory. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4786 You'd better talk, son. Jones here has an unlimited supply of balloons. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4787 There are so many of you criminals, we started using Johnson's car to transport you all at once. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4788 OK, have it your way. Since you won't talk me, I'm turning you over to this Bozo. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4789 This can go easy, or it can go hard. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4790 And now my good friend Sergeant Pennywise will use a leftover party favor courtesy of your tax dollars and the Oaks Elementary Second Grade Room 1 Room-moms to demonstrate what happens to jailbirds who clown around in the yard. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4791 you got caught in the "John 3:16 sting" sting 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4792 Glad you're here Det. Sparkles, this perp is a tough nut to crack... you're gonna need the bigger balloons 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4793 Ignore him. He doesn’t work here. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4794 Detective Jingles was new to the K-9 unit. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4795 Waddya mean, Good Cop-Bad Cop? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4796 Sorry, our sketch artist is out today. Is this guy who picked your pocket at the Macy's parade? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4797 We're getting tired of playing "good cop, bad cop." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4798 Wait, which of you is the good cop? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4799 Have you heard the sound of balloon animals being made? Well, trust me, you better talk or you will. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4800 He can keep this up as long as he needs to. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4801 We’re officially done with this dog and pony show. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4802 That's right kid...the 'old good cop, bad cop' routine. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4803 Remember that clown you mugged in front of the Party Store last night? Well that clown was, undercover Officer Ringley. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4804 We know you have a very short attention span, but we need you to focus on us long enough to answer our question! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4805 Guantanamo is nothing compared to this. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4806 What was Bozo's horsey doing in your hoodie? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4807 Our sketch artist is working a birthday party. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4808 You talk and we’ll make ‘It’ go away. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4809 Once more, mister! So...after you hung up the phone you ran out of the house. But you left the kids there? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4810 Better believe me when I say, "I'm the good cop." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4811 Don't make me leave you alone with my partner and his really long, multi-colored handkerchiefs he only just started practicing with. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4812 Look, if there is any clowning around to do here, we'll take care of it. Now where's the party? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4813 This is Bubbles, he’s the good clown. Tell us what you know, and I won’t have to bring out the bad clown. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4814 We’re going to break you like a piñata 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4815 It would be a real shame if my partner here made you laugh so hard it hurt. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4816 Okay, so we're sort of clowning around with you... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4817 I'm good cop; he's bad clown cop. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4818 If you don't give us what we want to know, I'll be forced to turn you over to Bingo. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4819 Clown cop - bad cop in action...... “You better confess or I will have the dog attack you.” 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4820 You can talk to the clown. Or we can bring in the stripper. It's your party. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4821 You can say goodbye to easy street, kid -- welcome to Clowntown! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4822 You can talk to me or you can make animal balloons at my kid's birthday party - your choice! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4823 Confess, you twisted dog! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4824 It's called Silly Cop/Stern Cop, but enough about us. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4825 I'm the bad cop...he's the clown cop. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4826 We always gets the last laugh. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4827 No, he's the bad cop, son. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4828 We're not allowed to do Good-Cop, Bad-Cop anymore, so now its Funny-Cop, Serious-Cop. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4829 No, I'm the good cop. Marcel over there? He's the bad cop. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4830 I'm leaving you alone with Officer Chucklez but beware, he can blow up any case 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4831 If you think that's scary? Wait until he makes an inflatable hat! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4832 which one of you are the police, am I going t jail or not? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4833 Whaddya mean by “Is he the Good Clown or the Bad Clown?”? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4834 One of you is getting the needle so you better start talking. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4835 I don't think you're taking these Miranda rights seriously. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4836 You want to see what a real American looks like? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4837 He's trying to impress Stormy Daniels. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4838 Yes, there are more balloons like that in jail. Only they will be bigger and hurt more. So tell us who stole Bozo's clown suit. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4839 Just think what he could do to you. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4840 "Just tell us where the balloon pony is". 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4841 He's the bad clown. All the clowns are bad clowns. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4842 We can do this the hard way, or the noisy way. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4843 If you try to twist or stretch things, my partner's not gonna be impressed. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4844 Now for the Fun Part! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4845 Is this what you want to be when you grow up? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4846 We call it good cop - scary clown cop! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4847 You're playing a dangerous game here, Top Dawg! This toy poodle tells me you're still in the business! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4848 He's a bad cop who also does birthday parties, do you have kids? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4849 Officer Pennywise cleaned up his act - you can too. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4850 Won't talk, huh. Well, after 15 minutes with Bozo I'm predicting you'll be singing like a canary. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4851 How did you figure out I'm the 'bad cop'? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4852 So tell me what happened. You don't want to piss him off. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4853 HR encourages employees to think and strategize "outside the box" 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4854 It's time to stop clowning around and give us some straight answers. If you don't start cooperating we're going to send in the clowns. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4855 If you don’t play ball, he’ll have you howling before you know it. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4856 Detective Bubbles is taking over...and he does NOT take requests 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4857 Do you find this funny? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4858 Stealing union jobs is no joke. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4859 You know the drill kid: “good cop, bad clown” 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4860 Our canine unit found the evidence! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4861 Does it look like we're clowning around, Tommy? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4862 Do I look stupid to you son? That's a poodle! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4863 I'm the good cop, you're the bad cop, he's the crime scene. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4864 Take it Georgie, or next time you'll get Michael Jackson and Bubbles 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4865 No sir, Joe Pesci is not available. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4866 "We KNOW what happened at the birthday party." (italics on know) 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4867 Yes, you have options--may we begin? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4868 So, you say the dog that ran off with your grandma's brownies was a brighter blue with a more solemn expression. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4869 You think he's scary now? Wait till he starts doing pantomime. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4870 Could we just do good cop, bad cop instead. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4871 "I don't care if you were dared to do it, snorting a balloon animal is dangerous and unsanitary! Now apologize to Mr. McDonald. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4872 He will pop that balloon if you don't tell us what you know. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4873 Hear that Murphy? He says he'll make us look like clowns! Ha! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4874 Do I look like someone to play games with? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4875 Wipe that smirk off your face. There's nothing funny about all the twists and turns in our evidence. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4876 My partner's a damn good balloon-artist; what his little critters sell, juries buy. Better have a good alibi, 'cause the shape he keeps getting about 2 minutes in is a dead ringer for you. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4877 No, we are NOT playing ‘good cop, bad cop’. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4878 OK !!...I'll talk! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4879 So Kelly Conway stole your dog? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4880 You've never heard of Good Cop, Bad Clown? You think this is a joke? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4881 No, I'm the bad cop, he's the good cop, there is no scary cop. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4882 Okay, if you won't confess to the cabaret robbery we'll have to send in the clown! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4883 We've had enough of this clowning around! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4884 I asked for a *lawyer* 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4885 That’s right. A traditional clown, not a new-style performance-art clown. So basically two bad cops. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4886 All our balloon folding composites point to you and your tail-wagger. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4887 Not talking? Wait till Larry lets his dogs on you and mimes the questions. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4888 In case you were wondering, I'm the good cop. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4889 It's been seventeen years but we've got you now, kid. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4890 Talk, or we can do worse.. you don't want to know what he can make with a potter's wheel and some clay.. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4891 Agent Rednose is a clown 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4892 He'll shove that up your a** I swear it 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4893 That's right, we were the clowns the whole time! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4894 It's time for the good cop, bad clown routine. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4895 It's a variation on "good cop/bad cop". 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4896 No immunity deals anymore, kid. But I think we have something you might want. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4897 Hey dude, this serious business. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4898 You got it wrong buddy, I’m the good cop! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4899 We can do this one three ways. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4900 Forget the clown - fear the balloon dog. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4901 Your silence makes me think you've never heard of "good cop, bad clown." 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4902 Maybe so, but you’ve never seen the good cop, bad clown routine. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4903 So, you're the punk that rented every single pair of clown shoes from the costume shop. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4904 We gave you what you wanted. Now, where did you hide the body? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4905 You could talk to me, or I will ask Officer Pennywise to take over. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4906 Good cop, clown cop. Either way, you're going to tell us what we want to know. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4907 Your rights now require that the “good-cop / bad-cop” thing has to be more transparent now. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4908 Pennywise for your thoughts. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4909 We couldn't get the goddman rhinoceros, now where are the hostages? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4910 Yep, I'm the good cop and he's the bad clown cop. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4911 I think you’ll be more forthcoming after my partner shows you his centipede. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
4912 O'LEARY WILL MAKE TOU SING IF ANYBODY CAN. 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
4913 We've got ways of making you crack … a smile. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
4914 You wanna stay alone with ..... "A Clown"???? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4915 When good cop, bad cop misses the mark. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4916 OK Snyder, it's time for good cop, bad clown. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4917 Is this the reason my kids set me up? To be a better dad? 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4918 Maybe you’re a dreamer, but you’re not the only one. 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
4919 Yes, it's the bad cop-clown cop routine. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4920 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4921 You’ve really done it this time...he’s done playing Mister Nice Guy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4922 Oh yeah,,,who you calling Bozo? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4923 Plea bargain? Do you think we went undercover for 13 weeks to cut a deal? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4924 ...and if you think I was the bad cop, wait for Agent Giggles. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4925 No, we are NOT playing ‘good cop, bad cop’. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4926 Yes, Good Cop Bad Clown AGAIN! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4927 Forget Good Cop /Bad Cop. We got "Happy - The Sad Clown" Cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4928 Guess which one of us is the ‘bad’ cop? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4929 What do you mean my partner's IT? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4930 No, this ain’t good cop, funny cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4931 This job’s no joke. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4932 We’re running low on cop cars, so the only way you’re getting to the station is with bozo and all of his friends. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4933 "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you" so it's time for you to fess up! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4934 We had out courtroom clown artist make a quick rendering of the perpetrator that ripped up your garden. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4935 This is your last chance before i give Sgt. Zany a crack at you. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4936 You got the shave and the haircut. Now cough up the two bits! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4937 Believe me, I'm the good cop. Meaning... we either do this my way, or you get to spend some quality time alone with my partner, Pennywise. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4938 This is what clowning around looks like. Taking a joyride in a cop car isn’t. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4939 We're giving you another chance to tell us who you voted for. Otherwise, Claudio here will endeavour to entertain you! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4940 How you could even walk after swallowing that much heroin is beyond me and Detective Snuggles! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4941 You don't think this is funny? Now I know you're lying! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4942 You guys really have the "good cop", "bad cop" thing down. don't you? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4943 Ya things have gone a bit sideways since Comey got fired. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4944 That's right. Inspector Koons and me was on the take. And we woulda gotta away with it if it wasn't for you rotten kids. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4945 For thou child thought thou was a fool but thou was doing nothing out of the ordinary 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4946 He's not only the good cop, he's the fun cop as well. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4947 Don't fall for that disguise -- he's NOT good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4948 You're all bozos as far as I'm concerned. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4949 Good cop, Clown Cop. "Talk or the dog pops" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4950 This is our new sketch artist. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4951 If you don't straighten up, you're going to end up like this clown. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4952 Look kid, I'm not clowning around. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4953 Found undercover. Static charge. Dusted for hair. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4954 you think you're a real funny guy, huh? a real cut-up? well, let's see if you still feel that way after talking to Detective Chuckles, who, due to an alimony situation, is PROFESSIONALLY funny on the weekends when he doesn't have his kids with him 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4955 Alright, wise guy. You think we're playing Good Cop-Clown Cop, but that doggy balloon isn't here to entertain you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4956 That look anything like the supplier you call 'Dawg'? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4957 You try any funny stuff, you'll wind up with HIM! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4958 And you're sure the murderer wasn't a good boy? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4959 He's from White House Security. They're trying to fit in. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4960 That's the last time we're going to play good cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4961 You've been arrested for assult and clownery--wait, that's has to be a typo..." "No it isn't. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4962 With Happy here, you're not going to leave us with pie on our faces this time. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4963 Well, son, if ya don’ wanna talk, ya’re lookin’ at some serious clown time. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4964 If you want to go home you better tell Sgt.Cosmo and I How this got in the clam chowder. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4965 If you think this is funny, wait till he does your strip search. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4966 Is that it? He can put out a cigarette through a freaking quarter. Answer the question! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4967 I'm going to ask you one more time. Where were you on the night of Bim Bam's show? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4968 How many times do I need to slap my colleague before you finally confess? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4969 Detention is not supposed to be a safe space, the clown stays! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4970 Bozo is gonna keep making balloon animals until you start talking 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4971 Now listen up Pal! We're gettin a little tired of your lies so we're gonna play a little bad cop/fun cop now! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4972 'So. If you don't talk to me, it's gonna be Detective Chuckles ...' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4973 Now let me make this crystal clear. I'm the good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4974 Meanwhile in Guantanamo Bay... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4975 Start talking now, or 3 hours of "entertainment' courtesy of Sgt.Smith! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4976 Do you really expect me to fall into this boring cop/fanny cop tactic? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4977 You like turning my precent into some type of a circus?? You think this is a joke??? Quit clowning around tough guy because my partner here has some tricks up his sleeve are NO laughing matter! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4978 I can't speak for anyone else in the department kid but I ain't clowning around. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4979 Talk! Otherwise you will be tortured by a clown. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4980 Are you gonna talk, or is he gonna turn it into a snake? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4981 We'll be asking the questions here, sir. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4982 Ya got it wrong, slimeball. I'm the good cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4983 Now, after the rabbit jumped out of the clown’s hat and grabbed the lady’s diamond necklace, then what happened? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4984 What do you mean you can see though the good-cop, bad-cop routine? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4985 So you think your wise to the old "Clown cop, bad cop" routine? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4986 Your prints are all over him. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4987 No, we can't charge you as a juvenile. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4988 All you need to know at this stage bud, it that I’m the good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4989 You're sure he asked, "What would you like me to blow up?" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4990 Look, kid. Our roles here are very rigidly defined. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4991 did you at any fair or at any time aid and abet Jeff Koons! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4992 This is not the routine I had in mind. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4993 Actually, I'm the good guy. He's the bad guy in disguise. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4994 Do you think what you did to our drug sniffing dog is funny? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4995 I have 3 more just like him ready for the line up. I'll give you one last chance. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4996 Oh yeah, oh yeah, we know -- we know it's your birthday, Punk ! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4997 No funny business. Got it, buddy? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4998 I consider myself the “good cop,” but seeing how that apparently isn’t working... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4999 Our good cop is stuck at his kid's birthday party. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5000 Brace yourself, kid. I was the good cop 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5001 This crime is no laughing matter... you broke this balloon animal's funny bone! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5002 I'm not gonna fall for this "Good Cop Sad Clown" routine. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5003 We've got methods to make you talk. And make you believe in the healing power of laughter. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5004 0K. Will you tell us who dunnit if it were a cat? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5005 I told you before...the dog is yours if you join the police circus this year! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5006 I'll ask just one more time. You want Cracker Jacks or cotton candy? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5007 Give it to me straight. Don't you love farce? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5008 If you think that guy’s a clown, wait till you see who’s behind the mirror… punk! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5009 Forget him. He's just there to distract you while the rest of us trample all over your rights. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5010 Start talking or we bring out the Sad Clown. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5011 I thought I said no funny business? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5012 Don't let the wig and balloon animal fool you - I'm the good cop and HE's the bad one. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5013 The chief told us to stop being so heavy handed and lighten up. Bozo is what they sent us, so go with it, Chester. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5014 Don't get any ideas we are just another three ring circus. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5015 He doesn't make phone calls. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5016 These are serious charges. I'm not clowning around! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5017 One more time. Did you follow this officer on his off duty gig and stick pins in his creations? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5018 Talk now or it's the Tickle Monster next. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5019 ‘No, YOU’RE the only Bozo in this room! And unlike my partner here, it’s time to stop clowning around.’ - The local PD try a new spin on good cop, bad cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5020 You think this is funny? We'll show you something that is funny. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5021 Think you're tough, eh? So did Seinfeld and Louis C.K. till they fell to their knees beggin' for mercy from Officer Claribel here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5022 The ' GOOD COP BAD COP' Training School 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5023 He does ALL occasions. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5024 Do I have to get my colleague to tickle the confession out of you? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5025 Turn that frown… over to the special counsel 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5026 Think you can clown around with us? Game over! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5027 I know what you are doing officer! Good cop - bad clown! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5028 He does this all night, every night. How would you like to listen to that, Charlie Boy? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5029 Is this your twisted idea of a joke? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5030 Let me assure you, young man, this interview is no laughing matter. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5031 Look at the balloon and tell me again who's the good cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5032 Our expert has confirmed it's a forgery. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5033 I hope you understand, I was the good cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5034 We take this good cop, bad cop approach very seriously here 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5035 Bad Cop...Bad Clown. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5036 You think you’re tongue-tied now...? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5037 Drop the act, Anderson, we know it was you. No more clowning around. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5038 So, who’s laughing now! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5039 Ronald, go get Grimace. We’ll get this punk talking yet 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5040 Either start talking, or the next one's gonna be a giraffe. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5041 You play ball with me or you play balloons with him. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5042 Here's the deal: you tell me where the body is or Mr. Wiggly gets it. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5043 Meet Sargeant O'Brien of our Balloon Animal Recovery Department. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5044 A pigeon? You want a pigeon? How about a STOOL pigeon, smart guy??? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5045 Don't YOU get funny with me too!! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5046 I’ve brought the clown. Now, tell me where the 10 girls are! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5047 He calls the dog Miranda! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5048 THIS harlequin is the king's sage, you fool! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5049 You are NOT getting to play with Good Cop until you come across with some information. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5050 You won't think this is so funny in front of the judge! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5051 Wouldn't you rather talk to me than the crazy clown? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5052 Don't give me that you and your clown friend business 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5053 Proof that Hollywood has finally run out of ideas: Coming Summer 2018, "Turner & Hoops" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5054 Now see here, we got ways of making balloon animals. Who got ways of making you talk. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5055 On the contrary, your opinion of Jeff Koons could save your life. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5056 We're not clowning around here! We found Hillary's comfort dog in your trunk. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5057 "If this doesn't make you talk, I start rubbing my shoes together". 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5058 In case your haven't figured it out ---- I'm the bad cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5059 Is he the good cop or the bad cop? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5060 Don't mind him, he's always wanted to be in the K9 unit. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5061 And that's when I said, 'That's not a fish; that's a submarine!' 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5062 Him? Well, the freelance economy and all... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5063 I get it, it's the old 'good cop, clown cop' routine. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5064 CONFESS!...You keep clowning around with us and we'll twist you up like a dog! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5065 I'm the good cop. I'm the good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5066 Does your dog bite? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5067 Confess now or we bring in the Bearded Lady and the contortionist 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5068 OK clown, don't cooperate. Detective Pennywise is trained in the latest methods of interrogation. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5069 and now we're gonna play a little good cop, clown cop... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5070 Don't be a Bozo... study hard before the exam! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5071 We'll be the ones asking the questions here, got it? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5072 Good Clown, Bad Cop! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5073 I'm not clowning around! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5074 Want to take a stab at who the good cop is? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5075 Crown Prince Michael? We thought you said you 've been a clown since high school! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5076 I am not joking, he is. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5077 Lawyer. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5078 Ok punk, we're through clowning around with you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5079 I'm telling you up front, I am the good cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5080 Do you want to take the Lol-ygraph? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5081 Enough with this good cop, bad clown routine. I want a lawyer. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5082 We've officially merged with the clown academy. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5083 Give it to me straight or I'll leave you to the clown. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5084 And we're not clowning around.... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5085 You wanna play? Let's play! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5086 He's a bad clown and a bad cop. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5087 If you think he's the good cop, wait till you see me do my Mr. Rogers' impression. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5088 My partner thinks you’re guilty, and he’s no Bozo. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5089 Did he own a Dalmatian? We can do this the hard way or the fun way. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5090 So you think this is funny, huh. Wipe that smile of your face or I will. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5091 That's right Johnny... I'm the good cop here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5092 He had a real dog and he wasn't that funny looking. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5093 Tricks? Tricks are what whores do for money. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5094 You can either talk now or end up like the last guy in Koko's artful hands. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5095 Believe it or not, I'm the "good cop" kid... He twists perps into pretzels 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5096 Is that Rob Corddry? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5097 Your story has more twists than a balloon animal. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5098 The Department is working on a new procedural TV pilot, "Guffaw & Order." 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5099 My partner denies he committed balloon animal cruelty by twisting too hard. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5100 Just start talking so that we can get back to our Ethics Committee meeting. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5101 Does it look like i'm the good cop! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5102 Maybe a little good-cop bad-clown will help you remember. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5103 Yeah, yeah we're playing good cop, clown cop. But you better spill now, because next we bring in the mime detective! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5104 And now tell Ralph what you did next... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5105 Yeah, I'm actually the evil twin. Got it? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5106 I think you will find the substitute teacher more to your liking... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5107 We know you committed this crime, and we have the evidence! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5108 if you think I'm the bad cop in this situation, you've clearly not seen 'It' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5109 OK then, you get both the bad cop and bad clown routine.' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5110 Answer the question or puppytown gets it! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5111 If you don't start talking real soon, Johnson here is gonna start making those squeaky sounds with that balloon dog 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5112 Make up your mind, him or water boarding? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5113 no this is not good cop clown cop 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5114 Surprise, Happy Birthday! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5115 Unless your memory improves, yer gonna hafta spend some time with Officer Chucky here. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5116 I'll have you describe the perp to my partner. He's a sketch artist. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5117 We can do this the easy way or the Mr. Tickles way and you won't like Mr. Tickles when he gets funny. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5118 I'm the bad cop? Wait until you see my partner's clown routine. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5119 You say it raced to the door when the doorbell rang? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5120 Don't get smart with me, that good cop/bad cop crap is just TV fiction! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5121 Just so we're all on the same page; I'm the 'Good Cop'. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5122 (Voiceover:) Yes, it's the latest odd-couple cop show, The Mullets. Business on the left, party on the right. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5123 You better confess before this clown twists and turns you into a balloon animal. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5124 You won't be smirking when the judge gives you 10 to 20! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5125 Just so we're clear - I'm the Good Cop in this scenario. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5126 You got it, Good Cop, Bad Cop. But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a balloon animal would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5127 You ever heard of Good Cop/Goofy Cop? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5128 ...No, I am good the Cop! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5129 The good cop/clown cop routine isn’t gonna work on me, officer 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5130 What is this supposed to be... a game of Bad cop, Clown cop? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5131 Whether I'm good or bad depends on how you feel about clowns. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5132 Ok so he is a clown but you won't be laughing when he takes out his gun 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5133 Believe it or not I'm the good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5134 Our budget was cut; he's moonlighting. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5135 I know you're scared kid. Trust me, it's better if you talk to me. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5136 The balloon animal is yours if you answer our questions. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5137 Bad cop. Scary clown. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5138 We found these on your bike, and we want to know how we can break into this line of entertainment. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5139 You have two minutes to act like a man. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5140 Stop being Harry Potter. Get him off the clown spell...NOW ! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5141 Is this somekind of joke , I didn’t blow anything up! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5142 We're not just here to poke holes in your story. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5143 This is going to be your prison uniform if you don't start talking. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5144 If you don’t start talkin,’ Detective Squeaks’ll do to you what he just did to that balloon there! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5145 O.K., no more Good Cop - Clown Cop...and no wise guy, he didn't arrive in a squad car with twelve other Clown Cops. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5146 Come on, Billie... do you really think you can resist the ol' "Good Cop, Bad Clown Cop" routine? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5147 Leave the clowning around to us; just stick to the facts. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5148 Listen, I believe you, you seem like a good kid, but Officer Blinky thinks you did it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5149 OK, pal, think of me as the dead serious cop. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5150 Do you understand these rights as performed by Boing-A-Lot? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5151 Now that you guys have the smoking gun, I canno longer "bs" you. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5152 Confess or we're bringin' in the clown car. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5153 I wouldn't exactly describe him as the 'good cop'. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5154 No, this is clown cop, bad cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5155 If you want to be a secret agent, you need to be willing to twist. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5156 I warned you. Here comes the bad cop. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5157 You think we're clowning around here? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5158 He's just an intern, don't pay attention to him. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5159 So which ones the Good Cop?? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5160 He'll twist you into a pretzel if you don't talk 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5161 It's a classic case of good cop, clown cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5162 You can make a balloon animal AFTER you admit to the murder 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5163 Don't play the fool. We're not a couple of bozos. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5164 We can break your pulley bone or your funny one. What'll it be? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5165 Tell us now or we'll tease it out of you! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5166 You're in trouble mister, I am not clowning around. That is his job. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5167 No, punk, I'm the good cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5168 If you're caught clowning around again, we'll have to transfer you to Mr. Bozo's class. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5169 I don't care if he 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5170 Trust me—in this case you’re better off working with bad cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5171 My partner is not clowning around he is about to take the air out of your alibi. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5172 Confess to the murder, and you'll get the balloon animal. Final offer. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5173 I think you have blown and twisted this story more than you realize. We have evidence! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5174 Better tell us where the drug ring is, because my boy Spot here will find it either way 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5175 We know you're the ring leader and have the evidence to prove it. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5176 Due to our budget cuts, Chuckles is the next best thing we have to a police sketch artist. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5177 Ecce homicidem! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5178 Before there was bad cop good cop - there was bad cop funny cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5179 Balloons? You can’t handle balloons! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5180 All right - if you want to play hardball, we're going to play Good Cop/Stupid Cop. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5181 Well if you won't talk then Mr. Muffins here will take you downtown to clown town 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5182 Just try to roll with it - we’re gonna try out some new material if you don’t mind, the classics are getting a little stale, you know? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5183 He’s the good cop 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5184 Enough clowning around! My colleague seems to have taken the whole good cop thing a little too seriously. You like baloon animals kid? Well, I'll make sure you don't get it twisted with this interro-gaitor! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5185 You may think he’s a clown, but he has a way of twisting uncooperative suspects to his will. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5186 Confess already! Don't make me bring out my other 12 friends waiting in the car. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5187 Stephen's youthful misadventures had a profound effect on his career. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5188 Listen buster, I'll have you know our new interrogation techniques ARE effective... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5189 For the last time, we're not clowning around...are you SURE the dog that stole your GMO vegan hot dog in Central Park was a poodle and not a golden doodle?! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5190 Due to budget cut-backs, this interrogation will be administered by Chuckles: The Insane Clown Cop. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5191 okay. now tell me ... this is how the person who stole your nose when you were a child 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5192 How bout you sugg my cugg? (-: 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5193 Our undercover agent did see you pop the little doggy like this one. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5194 He’s the bad clown. Guess who I am. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5195 Ringling Brothers is out of business. We had an opening. It made sense at the time. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5196 listen to me you stupid fuck, Juggaloism and Koons are entirely consistent 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5197 Have you read 1984? It's like that. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5198 Laugh one more time and Officer Five-o there might just lose his grip on Rin Tin Tin. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5199 Yeah, we work mostly for tips 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5200 Stop clowning around, this is serious. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5201 We do good cop, bad cop. Either way you're in trouble. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5202 First we laugh, then you sing. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5203 YOU THINK I'M CLOWNING AROUND? Well, maybe I am, but if you don't start giving me some answers soon the balloon dog gets the air let out of him.... slowly. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5204 Quit clowning around and tell us where you hid the money. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5205 Alright, we are through clowning around who is Trump's hair stylist? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5206 I have enjoyed my time as sub, but now here is your teacher back from sick leave. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5207 Now, since you are eighteen, you have two options: Go to adult jail or be stuck with a bozo like him in juvie. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5208 I'm the bad cop! He's the funny cop. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5209 He might be clowning around, but I'm not. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5210 Leaving Snoopy in your car is a felony 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5211 It's his version of good cop for juveniles. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5212 Alright, enough clowning around with you Bozo... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5213 Please excuse my partner! He's really pushing to be the good cop... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5214 Don't listen to him . . . that's fake news. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5215 So, you think you're the big class clown, do ya? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5216 No, you're the bozo around here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5217 We may not have computers- but we have a great career counseling department. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5218 So, you really think this good cop, bad cop strategy will work? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5219 Sorry I'm late, officer. I just got off the night shift. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
5220 If you lie, this is what could become of you. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
5221 OK. Do you want to do this the easy way, or the hard way? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5222 what do you take us for? A couple of bozos off the street! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5223 And if you thought I was the bad cop, just wait until he starts throwing pies... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5224 You will not speak of what just happened in this room, for all of our sakes. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5225 This is no laughing matter Zuckerberg! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5226 Bring your kid to work day! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5227 Sting op: Gathering of the Juggalos 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5228 No more Mr. Nice Guy. Try giving that story to my partner, Mr. Nicer Guy. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5229 I hope you're taking this seriously. We are. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5230 Yeah we do carpool together, why do you ask? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5231 That’s total balooney! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5232 And it was your understanding that you did NOT have to bring the fun? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5233 Oh no, pal. I was doing 'Good Cop'... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5234 "And stop calling me 'good clown'"! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5235 You can talk to me, or you talk to my partner 'happy.' 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5236 We are your good cop and bad comic team. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5237 The awesomely effective good cop-bad hair day technique. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5238 Detective, can you remind our young friend why even one balloon animal is a serious quality of life offense. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5239 Him? That's just God. Sometimes he likes to play policeman. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5240 I'm not so sure about this good cop-bad cop's thing 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5241 It's funny, don't you think, how we construct theories and predictions when the only constant is change; how we expect meaning when the only answer proffered is unrelenting silence. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5242 Well, I suppose LSD is, in fact, illegal. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5243 So your accomplice tells us you swallowed the entire stash. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5244 I'm the good cop. You don't even want to imagine . . . 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5245 Frank, your dog was in my locker again 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5246 Let me get this straight. You picked the clown out of the lineup rather than Stoolie Steve, Rick the Rat, Ned the Nark, or Knuckles Ken because you like hamburgers? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5247 When was the last time you went to second grader's birthday party? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5248 We tried everything, good cop , bad cop NOW we're sending in the clowns 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5249 He robbed the wrong circus... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5250 Frank took Good Cop, Sad Cop a little too far... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5251 OK, here's the deal: We can do this the hard way or the really creepy way. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5252 You think I'm the bad cop? You just wait until he starts his five hour long good clown bad puppet routine. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5253 Talk or we'll lock you up with this guy. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5254 Will you talk if my partner makes you laugh? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5255 It's a condom dog. Want to ask Detective Hannibal if that's suspect meat inside it? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5256 Yes, he's the good clown and I'm the bad clown. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5257 This is a very serious situation, young man. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5258 No, *I'm* the Bad Clown in this Good Clown Bad Clown interrogation. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5259 You weren't prepared for the ol' "good cop, clown cop" routine, were you? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5260 ''Let's take a step back and see what evolves'' 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5261 Actually, he’s supposed to be playing the bad cop. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5262 Your story is ballooning hilariously out of control. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5263 You wanna be a cop? You gotta face your fears. All of them. Say hello to Bobo the Angry Clown. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5264 Start talkin' or it's confetti for you! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5265 If this mini-Koons floats then you're post-Capitalist. If it sinks, you're an aesthete. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5266 Stop clowning. We have your dog. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5267 Listen son, this is no laughing matter. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5268 You've got it wrong, Gary. I'm the good cop -- he's actually the clown from "Poltergeist." 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5269 No, this isn't Bad Cop, Good Cop. Why does you ask? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5270 No, I’m the goodcop. No, I’m the good cop. You’d be much better off if Ronald here doesn’t have to step in. 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
5271 And I have to tell, I'm the GOOD COP in this interrogation. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5272 Confess. Or he’s gonna make a cat next! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5273 What do you mean you think someone in this PD is framing you for being behind all those clown scares last year? Perps will say anything to get out of here. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5274 What kind of psycho kills a man, his pet monkey, his dog, his iguana, and his goldfish? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5275 Our knot tying expert recognized your half-hitch technique when he got to the crime scene, sir. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5276 Make it easy on yourself, punk. He's just back from the Children's Ward. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5277 So Ya' think we're just going to play "good clown, bad clown" with ya'? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5278 Planted evidence?! What makes you think it was planted? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5279 I'm not clowning around. (with I'm italicized) 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5280 Fine! Now I’ll introduce you to my partner and his little friend. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5281 Really? You can't tell which of us is the good cop? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5282 I want you to think deeply about innovation. Your future is on the line. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5283 To qualify for a college athletic scholarship Boo-Boo here will take you through the math and science requirements. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5284 Last chance before I turn you over to the clown. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5285 Oh really? Well my witness here has proof you were just blowing a lot of hot air. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5286 Balooney! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5287 Just so you know - we don't do 'bad-cop, good-cop' anymore. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5288 You think I'm funny? Well let's see if you find this humorous. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5289 Are you sure he went to law school, he really doesn't understand this good-cop bad-cop thing? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5290 Yeah well, here, it's good cop, bad clown. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5291 No good cop, bad cop in this precinct, buddy. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5292 Show me on the doggie where the bad man touched you. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5293 You’re never too old to have a delinquent childhood. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5294 I’m not clowning around. Detective Ramsey is another matter altogether. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5295 A classic case of good cop -clown cop. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5296 You better start remembering or things can take an ugly turn. 1.1423 0.02486 239 208 28 3
5297 You better talk to me, he's not clowning around with that dog! 1.1420 0.03282 169 150 14 5
5298 Give it up, Marcos. We've got you on the left-handed French knot. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5299 I'M THE GOOD COP. HE'S THE BAD COP. THAT BALLOON DOG USED TO BE YOUR PARTNER. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5300 So, Mr Koons, you can stick with your story or you can tell my friend Bozo here what you REALLY did with his dog. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5301 No use lying, kid. We found your dog at the scene. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5302 Are you sure you want Detective Bozzo here with the dog-balloon to demonstrate his unorthodox technique for getting tongue-tied perps like you to talk? 1.1404 0.06352 57 52 2 3
5303 It’s called ‘good cop, bad clown’. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5304 What, never heard of "Good Cop, Bad Clown"? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5305 It might surprise you to hear that I am the good cop 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5306 It’s not Jenkins’ first rodeo, scumbag. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5307 How do you plead, funny or not funny? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5308 He's here to show you what that song is really about! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5309 We need you to go undercover. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5310 Your about to get the good cop, bozo the cop treatment. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5311 The law now says we gotta first demonstrate what we're gonna do to make you talk and furthermore, it can't be in a quote, threatening or negative manner, unquote. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5312 From your perspective, is this going well? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5313 James Comey exclusive: “My final days in the FBI had me feeling like a joke.” 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5314 Rule #1 in this school-no clowning around. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5315 I'm done clowning around here. Confess. Or my partner is prepared to use harsher interrogation measures. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5316 Admit you were at the crime scene or else Officer "Clowny" will twist you into a donkey. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5317 Believe it or not, he's the bad cop. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5318 The sketch artist was out today, but we had Bob take a shot: does this look like the dog that hacked your website? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5319 So you think hacking the launch codes server is funny, young man? Agent Bobo, here, from cyber crimes division might give you a dose of reality! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5320 If you don't tell us where you hid the loot, Bozo is going to make you look like that balloon. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5321 Listen here, Bozo- I need for you to quit clowning around and tell us where you hid the drugs. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5322 I will not tolerate clowning around in my classroom. Well, except from Ted here. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5323 Yes, THAT Jeff Koons. He won't press charges if you give him his kitsch back. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5324 Our best shot is if you plead insanity. But we’re gonna have to make it seem realistic.” “There’s a clown behind you holding a balloon animal.” “Exactly Bill! Just like that! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5325 So, who flew over the cuckoo nest? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5326 You'd better hope I'm the bad cop. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5327 No, he doesn't do Bar Mitzvahs anymore, the kids were too confused by his bodycam videos. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5328 Believe it or not, I'm the good police. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5329 Does it look like we're clowning around? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5330 a CHINESE balloon animal ? 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
5331 OK, Mr. Big Shot: I've about had enough of you. How did you make Sgt. Silly's dog bark? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5332 It's a second generation interrogation technique, OK? Bad cop / surprisingly good cop. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5333 Your claim that the invigilator ´allowed distractions’ during the exam has been referred to an external consultant. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5334 He thinks he’s the office funny guy. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5335 Don't kid yourself. This is not a trial balloon. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5336 Good cop, bad clown - it’s your choice. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5337 This is not good cop -bad cop. This is good cop-clown cop . No one knows what the clown may do. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5338 Yes, but he can also make a balloon version of the murder weapon. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5339 The good cop, wag cop routine. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5340 Did you really think Bubbles would offload your entire supply? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5341 Talk Winston! Or he makes a rat. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5342 Don’t look at me they’re the ones who said I couldn’t wear my costume 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5343 Spit out the truth Bobby!! Or the next puppy is gonna have teeth! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5344 Don't make me play 'good clown, bad clown.' There is no good clown. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5345 Let’s get one thing straight. I don’t care if you’re scared of Emmett Kelly wannabes. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5346 ... no, perp, it’s him who’s the bad cop ... you know, balloon animal twisting noises don’t fall under the Eighth Amendment ... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5347 I'm giving you one more chance. Look at me; who's the good clown here? 1.1368 0.03623 117 103 12 2
5348 Sir, IT was a movie. This man is just a really silly cop. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5349 Can you describe the thief describe him in terms of balloon animals? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5350 My partner the "good cop" just got off a birthday clown gig, and he is definitely not happy. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5351 You decide, good cop or bad cop 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5352 Now hear me out, young man: That teacher is a clown—I am not! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5353 So you're into hot music! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5354 Pay attention! We're playing bad cop, fun cop. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5355 What makes you think we're doing good-cop-clown-cop? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5356 Your choice - you can have the dog, or we can pop it in your face. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5357 No. The dog is not Lassie, and she's not gonna help you. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5358 Sir, I think there more than a link that's missing here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5359 Are you sayin' that this is what the perp looked like? Oh, now it's a red balloon dog. What happened to the blue one? Get your story straight 'cause our sketch artist will see right through you. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5360 Police interrogation reenacts "clown boys" hoist of the department's police dog. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5361 I thought he said "good cop, ?????? cop." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5362 We've brought in an artist to recreate your assailant's features. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5363 Clowning Around is our job bozo! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5364 "No, Stephen King is NOT the brother of Carole King. And no, my partner is NOT the good cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5365 Listen, I’m Mr. Nice Guy, the next guy won’t be so nice. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5366 I'm the bad clown 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5367 Sir, I think you'll want to see this 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5368 Are you able to multitask? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5369 Ronald here tells me you deserve a break today, but only if you give it to me straight. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5370 Officers are interrogating a student to see if he popped one of the ballons. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5371 Believe me, kid, you don't want to deal with Clown Cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5372 Is he with you? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5373 So. In this scenario am I the good cop or the bad cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5374 Why did I put this on my resumé? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5375 So, you’re saying in Moscow, with the girls in the bed, Trump came back into the room looking like this! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5376 You don't want me to turn you over to the good cop 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5377 Is this the balloon animal that fueled your irrational hatred of clowns? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5378 Confess now, or I'll be forced to bring in Mr. Happy Clown. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5379 Talk to this clown or the balloon dog gets poked!" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5380 Frown Cop, Clown Cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5381 Yeah, I'm the 'bad cop.' Frank here is the 'worse cop.' I suggest you to talk to me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5382 Fess up or we'll have no choice but to interrogate you as a juvenile. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5383 C'mon. Good cop, bad clown is not going to work on me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5384 According to the vice clown, the bone went missing when Jane blew out the candles. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5385 you clowns are all alike! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5386 Tell me what you know or the dog gets it 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5387 And which one of you is supposed to be the bad cop? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5388 It took some clowning around but we finally gotcha. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5389 Talk, or the clown will make that balloon animal squeak! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5390 Okay! Kid, I'm the Grinch Cop and this is my partner the Funny Cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5391 No, Inspector Koons is not a clown, but that's how you made him feel when mocked his Balloon Dog. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5392 We both know Bill's gonna kill you if you don't bring the dog home, Georgie. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5393 Meet my friend. Captain Hearts and Minds. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5394 It looks like your play date is here. I'll leave you two alone, unless you have something you want to say? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5395 - Don't make us laugh ! it wasn't even your birthday ! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5396 He is also making his own shoes...which is no small feat 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5397 Forgive my partner. Detective Brinkley takes Casual Fridays a little too far. Now, where were you on the night of the 20th? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5398 Detective Bozo found this in your apartment. He's not clowning around! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5399 You upset Ronald....It's his favorite puppy... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5400 He'll have you laughing all the way to the clank 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5401 Talk to me or talk to the CIA. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5402 Lieutenant, of course it is not entrapment. I just distracted the suspect with a funny hat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5403 OK wiseguy, enough of your clowning around. Let’s see if Sgt. Bozo and his K-9 Twist think it’s funny. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5404 I don't want any more funny business! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5405 You’re gonna pray for the ol’ good cop-bad cop routine once my partner is done with you. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5406 You know who we have on the other side of that door, but the clown wig and the balloon dog was the only way we could elicit a presidential confession... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5407 Meanwhile in Guantanamo Bay... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5408 I told you not to clown around with that crap! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5409 Alright funny guy, what did you do with the Christmas tree. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5410 Does this jog any of those infancy memories? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5411 I'm the serious cop. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5412 You've heard of "Good Cop/Bad Cop"? We've got something worse! We've got "Good Cop/Clown Cop"!! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5413 You're not leaving here until you've mastered the art of clowning about. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5414 Start talking and maybe he'll make you that bunny rabbit. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5415 He can also make handcuffs, Jerry! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5416 Think you're tough! Wait until you have 10 minutes with Mr. Goodcop Happyface... you'll sing like a canary!! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5417 "Kelly throw him and the other 24 suspects in YOUR car and take'm to Rikers"! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5418 Quit clowning around, that’s his job 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5419 Don't even think for one minute we're foolin' around here! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5420 Does Officer Whiplash frighten you Mr. Cramer? WHERE'S THE MONEY? Talk, or Mr. "good cop" back there will turn YOU into a twisted poodle! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5421 It's the old 'good pop, bad pop' routine. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5422 We have ways of making you pennywise guys talk. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5423 If you take the plea deal, we'll offer you a job. We're desperate, here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5424 This aint no joking matter. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5425 Now stop stalling and tell us where you got the illicit seltzer or you'll have to answer to Det. Bojangles. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5426 It's time that you stopped clowning around 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5427 You can't lie your way out of this one....recognize this guy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5428 No, I AM the one who's going to be asking the questions today! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5429 Forget good cop, bad cop! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5430 Honk. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5431 Believe it or not, we're not clowning around here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5432 Know what's really scary? I'm the good cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5433 Please don´t try to make fools of ourselves and answer the goddamn question! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5434 Mike took “good cop” very seriously. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5435 Undercover sting operation nets man's arrest and detective's dignity. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5436 Prefer the Good Cop, ey? "The Donald" is only here Tuesday and Thursday mornings right after his tweet-storm. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5437 Bribery is a serious offense! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5438 When good cops go Bozo. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5439 Emmett adds a new character to the good cop, bad cop routine. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5440 Leaving the clowning around to us. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5441 'You better believe I'm the good cop and Bozo is not!" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5442 Confess now or spend five hours with this clown-school dropout. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5443 We've met all your requests: soda, bathroom break, live entertainment; now 'fess up. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5444 Your clowning around is ballooning out of hand. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5445 We tried the good cop, bad cop routine. It's time for something altogether different. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5446 No I told you before he is not Jeff Koons. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5447 What do you mean, I’m bummin your trip? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5448 We know all of your tricks. Don't try to clown around with us. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5449 Did you do IT?! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5450 That concludes the "good cop" portion of this interrogation. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5451 The good cop is out sick today. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5452 This is our good clown/bad clown technique. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5453 And this is just how the victim described you looking that night! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5454 Have you ever heard of scale in business, young man? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5455 This guy's rubbin' me the wrong way 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5456 Enough fooling around, we know you have the skills to pull it off 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5457 So you're saying this is the animal that bit that poor lady? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5458 Yeah... I think it would be Pennywise if me to ask for a lawyer... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5459 You're really telling me Cambridge Analytica's profiling is that good? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5460 Think about this: If you don't cooperate he's going to squeeze your dog to death, and he's the good cop! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5461 Don’t be fooled, he’s the head of the Witness Protection Program. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5462 I know our sketch artist isn't here, but please try to concentrate. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5463 Now give us the information or I'll have him do the sword. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5464 You tried to pass this off as a Koons? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5465 You don't talk to me I turn you over to the clown cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5466 No. No caramel corn and no damn swirly hat. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5467 Now, Detective Kelly here is going to squeak the dog until you freakin' talk! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5468 As you may have guessed, I'm the Good Cop. Sal here, on the other hand, doesn't joke around. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5469 Ain't you never heard of Bad Cop/Goof Cop? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5470 Does this match your description? Koons is gonna be pissed! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5471 I’ll stop calling you a Clown if you stop referring to my partner as a Bozo. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5472 You think this is funny? Well it ain't funny. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5473 Ignore my colleague, he's got somewhere to be straight after this. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5474 So, is the Good Cop on his way, or . . . 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5475 If we resort to enhanced interrogation techniques, it won't be pretty. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5476 Who screwed the pooch, Bozo? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5477 So then, what did you do after your dog pooped? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5478 Coulrophobia a problem for you? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5479 Anything Ringling a bell? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5480 It's good cop, clown cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5481 The canine unit has detected the presence of cotton candy . . . 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5482 He's a barrel of laughs and lets you go out the door after you confess. With me, you just go out the window. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5483 Alright Bucko. If good cop doesn’t work, let’s see what passive-aggressive cop does. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5484 If you cooperate, we'll put you in the balloon twisting program. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5485 To sum up, Jon, be more proactive and learn from your leaders 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5486 Actually, that's a balloon dog in his pocket, and he's not pleased to see you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5487 Mr. Jones, the evidence against you is not over-inflated. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5488 Okay if my partner practices his act or are you ready to confess? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5489 Why not talk now? If you think this is scary, wait till you see what's behind the door. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5490 Give it up now, punk, or you're his for the rest of the night. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5491 WE ARE REPLACING OUR CLOWN AND APPOINTING YOU AS OUR NEW WASHINGTON LOBBYIST. YOUR AGE ASSURES IMPROVED COMMUNICATION ATE THEIR LEVEL. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5492 We'll draw you a picture. Did you say Trump isn't qualified to be a dogcatcher? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5493 We pulled him off the Jeff Koons sting. Why? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5494 So what if he makes balloon animals? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5495 So you plead the fifth? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5496 Where were you the night of the 14th? And no funny business this time! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5497 ...and crack you will, he’s highly trained in psychological tactics. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5498 You do NOT want me to bring in scary clown. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5499 Okay, smart guy, now it gets ugly... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5500 The Judge denied your final request...to go to the circus... so we’re meeting you half way. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5501 And what makes you think we're playing good cop, bad cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5502 OK, you bozo, answer to one of your own ilk. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5503 Because of the city's new LGBTQC policy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5504 You’ve heard of the good-cop bad-cop routine. Guess which one I am. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
5505 We know you know. Just say the magic words and we'll pop this thing wide open. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5506 Oh, you think our K-9 unit’s a bunch of clowns, huh? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5507 Look at me! I'm not clowning around. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5508 Okay, Mister Funny Guy, let's give it up for a real funny man. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5509 Joe here is part of our crack undercover team that works the circus each year and we know this is yours. We just don't know if it's supposed to be a dog or what? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5510 Officer Chuckles disagrees with you, and he's got the evidence to prove it! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5511 I thought you said blow-up dog , you pervert. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5512 ...and if you're telling me that we're just full of hot air, and barking up the wrong tree, I've got a twist for you, sir - dammit is he doing it again? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5513 OK, let's play angry cop, fun cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5514 Your evidence is the real joke. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5515 If you think my Bad Cop is harsh, wait 'til you get Bad Clown Cop! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5516 What makes you think we are doing 'good cop, bad cop?' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5517 We're the Jeff Koons squad. I'm good cop and he's goofy cop. Don't make us use the dog... 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5518 Man, cops are a joke. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5519 No funny business! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5520 The old good cop, funny cop routine. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5521 IF YOU CONFESS, GEORGE HERE WILL GIVE YOU THE ANIMAL BALLOON AND THROW IN SOME MAGIC! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5522 no detective, i don't see anything funny going on here. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5523 ...and by the way, I'm the good cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5524 You were seen fondling the balloon. Don't deny it! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5525 Don't let the makeup fool you young man. Greg's not as nice as he looks. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5526 You're looking at 25 years, pal. So tell me, what about all of this is funny? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5527 So yes it is a laughing matter! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5528 We don't do good-cop-bad-cop here. We do bad-cop/nightmare. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5529 What’s it gonna be? Good cop or clown cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5530 Mr. Jay, it's good to know you've followed your dream of becoming a circus clown. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5531 He will only sing happy birthday if you confess 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5532 So, do you want to talk now or do I turn you over to Koko the juvenile officer? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5533 He identified you as the bristle-blower. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5534 We know about your fear of clowns, kid, so confess now or I'm going to have to leave you alone with my partner, Bozo, and he doesn't play games. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5535 It's career day for students in detention. Any questions? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5536 You’ve gone and done it now. You thought I was bad cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5537 Officer Bozo will make the balloon doggie squeak for the next three hours. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5538 Do you really expect us to believe that a balloon did it? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5539 And no facial hair? A mustache maybe? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5540 Hey, my partner over there used to be a clown like you. Now look at him. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5541 My partner doesn’t clown around. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5542 Just imagine what you do with you if you don’t start answering the question. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5543 So, which one is the good clown and which the bad one? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5544 Listen, all I said was "Why the long face?" so can you let me go? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5545 Yes, it's the updated version of twisting in the wind. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5546 This is good cop, clown cop, right? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5547 Pardon me a sec -- I'm the only guy in the office who can get the feet right. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5548 I got bad new for you, pal. I'm the good clown. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5549 My 4/16 magazine arrived today, April 16, 2018. If there's any concession to those of us who still read the New Yorker on paper, here's my suggestion for the drawing in the April 16 issue: "Yep, victims of intelligent design." 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5550 Admit you ate at Chick-Fillet or you have to eat this ballon hot dog! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5551 Look buddy, you either tell us what we wanna know, or my partner here is gonna start cryin'. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5552 Bad cop's on his honeymoon 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5553 He'll kill his doggie ... when you don't play with him. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5554 Good cop, yada, yada, yada. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5555 We already have a class clown , Jensen . 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5556 You think this investigation is a circus? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5557 Yeah but are you SURE which is good cop and which is bad cop? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5558 You’re in a lot of trouble son! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5559 It's ME or HIM! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5560 And don't be fooled by the street shoes. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5561 Thanks Noob Noob. This guy gets it. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5562 After the success of “It,” Affirmative Action now includes these clowns. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5563 You think this is funny? Just wait. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5564 Just tell me where the jewels are, Thompson, 'cause, trust me, you don't want me to let this bozo have his turn. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5565 Listen, pal, I'm not clowning around. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5566 No more clowning around. Where did you bury the bodies? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5567 You won't talk?! Detective Lawrence, show this Punk! what they will do to him in prison. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5568 We're not clowning around here, tell us what you know! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5569 I'm the guy who's going to burst your poodle if you don't tell me the whole kit and caboodle. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5570 Who's full of hot air now? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5571 I'm not the bad cop -- he's the bad cop. We know about your irrational fear of clowns! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5572 Let's just go back to good cop/bad cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5573 The good cop, bad cop routine grew stale. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5574 Spill, or we'll be forced to bring out the bunny. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5575 Pay attention, this is most likely to be on the Regents Exam this year 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5576 My partner moonlights at kids parties, so this is not a good cop/bad cop tactic. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5577 Before you answer, just remember--clowns are people too!" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5578 Does this look like the suspect? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5579 He's suffering from post Etrade baby syndrome. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5580 We're not tolerant of hate crimes here, sir. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5581 Now listen, pal. I’m the straight man in his comedy act, and I ain’t carryin’ a rubber... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5582 Okay, kid, from now on it's no more 'Mr. Nice Guy'. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5583 The old silent treatment eh? Well we have ways of making you speak 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5584 Do you recognize that clowning around can be a serious offense? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5585 The bad news for you is that I’m the good cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5586 What is this some sort of twisted fantasy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5587 You want to be another clown in witness protection? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5588 We're gonna take a little ride downtown. Sorry in advance about the legroom. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5589 You keep saying the truth will hurt, but Twisty tends to run out of balloons and want to use parts of your body. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5590 Should have chosen bad cop over bad joker? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5591 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Which is it going to be? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5592 That's right! It's scared straight time. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5593 What makes you think I'm the bad cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5594 You gotta ask yourself, punk, am I the good clown? Or the bad clown? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5595 Detective MacDonald here moonlights in fast food, you got a problem with that? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5596 I'm the 'Good Cop.' He's the pervert, and I'm going to leave if you don't start talking. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5597 Officer Bozo will take your statement now. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5598 If you don't think he''s bad, wait 'til you see who we've got in the car. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5599 He can do this all day too… 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5600 How do I know you are serious about wanting a position here? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5601 Don't make me leave you here with a bit of whimsy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5602 And now the bad news, I am the good cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5603 Do you want to end up like us? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5604 We know a ring leader when we see one. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5605 You laugh, but he nabbed John Wayne Gacy 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5606 Sgt. Buffo, why don't you make a balloon sock full of nickels for our friend here. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5607 I don't care if you're on mushrooms! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5608 Confess now or I leave you in alone with him. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5609 So far, you're not in serious trouble, but that could change. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5610 Something about this case looks fishy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5611 Your going to tell me exactly what happened you clow... uh, sorry Frank. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5612 Of course you can have the good cop, but there will be an entertainment fee. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5613 If you don't cooperate, we'll see what kind animals he can make with your limbs. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5614 It was done in the interrogation room by Mr. Clown with the doggie balloon! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5615 We can play good clown bad clown all day long, so talk! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5616 I’M good cop. You don’t wanna mess with clown cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5617 Talk! Or Detective Bozo will teach you a thing or two about balloon puppets. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5618 Trust me, after 2 hours of watching balloon animals get made, you will be spilling your guts. Tells us what we want to know and you can avoid that suffering. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5619 You're going to have to be pretty damn convincing if that's your claim to insanity. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5620 We are here to entertain the truth!!! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5621 Principal Presley has had a small breakdown. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5622 Keep laughing and you'll really screw the pooch. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5623 No doubt you already know my role...punk. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5624 That's highly offensive what you did, just sitting there looking like a normal guy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5625 You think I'm the bad cop? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5626 We are trying new approach to interagtion. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5627 You won't see the good cop until this bad cop is done with you. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5628 Look, Mac, I'm the good cop. You don't want the bad cop dogging you... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5629 Confess or I'll send in more clowns. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5630 We have ways of making you guffaw. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5631 The guy who sold you the van is my partner. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5632 If you don't tell the truth, will set Mueller on you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5633 We’re hiring only those with a sense of humor 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5634 Keeping your mouth shut? We have ways of making a man squeak. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5635 And there's no 'goodie bag' either until you confess. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5636 Don't MAKE me send in the bad cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5637 Believe me, you don't want to be tickled until you talk. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5638 If he can do that with a condom, you don’t want to know what he’ll do to you if you don’t come clean. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5639 Don't be so sure, punk. You may think I'm bad… 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5640 Look kid, there is a hierarchy. You, then me, then this guy, the latex predator. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5641 Don't try to kid a kidder. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5642 I understand your fear of Uncle Doodles, but you must stop sniveling. We are trying to sell this to the Real Cop Show for big bucks. Don't screw this up! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5643 Officer Brown has been working undercover for weeks with his smart surveillance balloons. You sure you have nothing to say? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5644 Keep lyin' and my colleague will pop your little balloon. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5645 No more mister nice cop - he's gotta pick up an extra shift at the rodeo. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5646 Confess and you get a nice doggy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5647 Your first mistake was forgetting that we take law enforcement more seriously here than they do in the Burger Kingdom. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5648 Confess, or the dog gets it. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5649 How could you break his heart like this? Sure, he wasn't actually a clown. But you weren't really a bearded lady. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5650 Talk or I’ll ler the sad clown take over! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5651 Say, what did you do to my partner? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5652 OK kid, I bought in the clown. Now talk. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5653 And you can take this to the bank, I'm the good cop! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5654 Here’s your FAIR trial! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5655 "Now we're going to play bad cop,Mr.President". 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5656 Okay wiseguy, unlike my partner here, you won't make a clown out of me!! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5657 We can do this the easy way or the party way. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5658 We're going to reenact everything you remember, starting from the beginning. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5659 That's no balloon. That's the last guy who wouldn't confess. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5660 Ignore him! He’s a reject from the interrogations training program. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5661 How dare you judge a man by the colors of his skin! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5662 You think you've been mistreated already? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5663 If you think we’re pulling the old good cop bad clown routine on you you’ve got another thing coming. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5664 Yeah, well, that's what happens with an undercover clown! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5665 Do you really want to deal with Bozo the cop? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5666 Ned was working under cover and saw you take the doggie. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5667 Don't make me pull out the loot bag. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5668 Ok, Ok, I'll talk! A clown will do it everytime. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5669 You think I'm bad cop, kid? How'd you like to meet clown cop? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5670 And now, a few question from Clown Cop and his little blow-up friend. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5671 Come clean you scumbag. Detective Boopsy found this by the vic, and he says it matches your MO. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5672 Talk to me now 'cause the bad cop just arrived. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5673 Alright ya hoser, I'm giving ya one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5674 Seriously, he's the bad cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5675 Is he dressed as a clown again? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5676 Good President, Bad President?!?! Nope. Uh-uh. Guess again. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5677 Stop laughing a woman is dead. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5678 Wrong! He’s the useless cop. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5679 Roscoe here wants to know the trick, how you get the balloon back out squeaky clean. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5680 Sir, you have been reported harassing this balloon at 0300 hours this morning 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5681 Let you know, I am not the bad one... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5682 So you won't answer? Then no more 'good cop', now it's 'clown cop'! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5683 A Lawyer? Officer Ruffles gots your lawyer right here. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5684 You think this is funny? Keep laughing! Pennywise is next! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5685 Don't pull any of that twisted carnival talk in this room. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5686 (Sheriff): "You think waterboarding is bad..." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5687 You can't have your phone call, but Officer Giggles can make you a pretty sweet giraffe 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5688 Listen, pal, make no mistake- I am the good cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5689 Alright, Barry. I've had enough of your crap. Either tell Officer Moreen- excuse me - Reeny the Ride-a-dick-ulous- you love his balloons, or face criminal punishment to the highest degree. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5690 Yeah. The bad cop was intimidating, but we think this guy is truly terrifying. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5691 Guess it's time to play Good Cop/Bad Cop. Guess which one I am! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5692 Memories of childhood trauma is not considered torture! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5693 Detective Chuckles has conclusive proof you blew up the zoo. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5694 He's got every trick in the book to make you confess. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5695 Stop acting like we're a couple of clowns! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5696 If you would stop clowning around maybe we could get a confession for this guy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5697 Not gonna talk? In that case, we've got a business proposition for you. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5698 Eating kimchi prior to blowing into balloon animals is punishable by death. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5699 Stop clownin' around! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5700 Say hello to my little friend! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5701 If you think he's the 'good' cop you probably missed The Dark Knight... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5702 He's our missing dog artist. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5703 Look: We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the *honk* way. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5704 Who do you think you’re talking to, son, the Bearded Lady? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5705 Just answer the question. Are you or are you not down to clown? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5706 Look, you can confess & take my deal, or some clown is gonna come in and show you nothin' but a bad time 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5707 You’ve heard about good cop, bad cop? Get a load of bad cop, worse cop. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5708 Had enough of the bad cop? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5709 Yeah, we got bad cop, balloon cop, clown cop... And a carful more outside the door 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5710 You got two choices: Confess or Doug’s act for his clown college showcase? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5711 I’m gonna put you in solitary confinement, but he’s gonna give you a trophy if you answers all of our questions. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5712 My partner is a master negotiator. So start talking. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5713 Now you'd like to see him with some big clown feet, is that right? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5714 He’s holding the last person to ever get on his bad side. Do not test him. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5715 Ok kid, don't make me turn this over to totally ridiculous cop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5716 Police Officer: What’d you see boy? A robber?! Suspect-An air trick. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5717 Now we can keep this fun, or we can start popping things. You're choice. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5718 Just give us the names of the other two guys, and Officer Bozo here will let you play with his balloon toy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5719 No good cop bad cop here! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5720 'Admit it, Moriarty, it was you who blew it up' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5721 Does this look like fun and games to you?! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5722 Where is our black and white balloon? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5723 He twists more than balloons into interesting shapes. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5724 Terrifying isn't he? Talk now, or he's gonna throw you a birthday party. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5725 "The old good cop, bad clown routine"? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5726 Murder and you laugh. What kind of monster are you? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5727 My partner here will blow up big time if you don't cooperate, 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5728 Just who are calling a clown, sonny boy? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5729 You're damn right it's a dog! And it's the best damn balloon dog you've ever seen, ain't that right? Well, ain't it! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
5730 It time for bad cop, bad clown. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5731 So it’s bad cop good clown, wanna make something of it? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5732 we will crack you down! 1.1329 0.01706 429 374 53 2
5733 Kid, we're taking your education along a different path. Meet Bubbles. 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
5734 This appears to be the work of a serial killer who planned and coordinated his actions over a time period from 3.8 billion years ago to today. 1.1326 0.01884 430 381 41 8
5735 Now will you talk? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5736 Good clown balloon sculptor, bad cop. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5737 Look kid, you ever see the movie IT? Trust me, I'm the good cop. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5738 You thought fingernails on the chalkboard were bad? Meet Lt. Phalanges and Mr. Bubbles. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5739 The CEO is welcoming in person all recently hired millennials. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5740 Every clown must be prepared whenever, and wherever we call. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5741 Bad new kid. I'm the good cop. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5742 It's our new interrogation concept: dull cop, funny cop. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5743 Our good cop, bad cop routine will make you talk. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5744 I thought we were doing good cop, sad clown cop. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5745 This is not the future a bright young man like you should be aspiring to. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5746 Good Cop Bad Cop Fail 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5747 We found your voo-doo doll - now talk 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5748 Not in costume on international clown week officer Jones, it’s no wonder you’re not getting taken seriously. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5749 You thought I was the bad cop? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5750 Nobody, and I mean nobody, hides their laughter from Agent Bozo. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5751 Wait, you're calling me the bozo? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5752 Tell me who we're working for. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5753 Yes, I'm "bad cop" but I'm telling you there is no such thing as "good clown." 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5754 I must inform you that my colleague, the Good Cop, has taken classes in acting and mime at the Academy. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5755 Hannity would later point to Gary's unjust arrest and torture by clown show to prove that white men in hoodies had it just as bad. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5756 You may be prepared for good cop and bad cop but no one can handle bad cop and mad cop. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5757 I recommend you start talking, or else Officer Smiley here will make a sword. And I assure you I will not hold him back. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5758 We can do this the east way or the hard way. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5759 ... you don't want to get on his bad side! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5760 So this is good clown bad cop? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5761 Now that you are sufficiently amused, I'm the bad cop. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5762 Does this match the description of the dog that are your homework? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5763 Pay no attention to the man with the red nose! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5764 Don't worry, whatever you tell him, he won't remember. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5765 Listen buddy, you see my partner here, I'm the good cop. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5766 I'm bad cop and this is the guy who ATE good cop... 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
5767 We don't want to get ruff-ruff. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5768 You know nothing, eh? Try sellin’ your lies to Sgt. Smiley from N.C.I.-R.C.U.S.!!! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5769 I'm Robo cop; he's Bozo cop. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5770 Whoa, whoa. Twenty years minimum, kid, before you can even sniff undercover carnival work. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5771 Is this what you did to Bozo’s dog!? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5772 You’ve heard of good cop bad cop? Well I’m the good cop… 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5773 It's no use lying! The dog can smell the cocaine from a mile away; he gets his nose from his father. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5774 We're serious. This technique is called Good Cop/Clown Cop. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5775 Make up your mind - was he wearing a badge on his belt, or around his neck? 1.1298 0.03494 131 117 11 3
5776 Tough guy, eh? You like poetry, tough guy? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5777 You stop clowning around and so will we. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5778 What we do in our private time is none of your business. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5779 Focus! Seems to me you're the only clown in this room. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5780 Look George, you have no idea what IT can go to you, so you better start talking now. 1.1295 0.03361 139 124 12 3
5781 I got the parties mixed up! 1.1286 0.03338 140 125 12 3
5782 Cooperate, and I can make sure you keep your good arm... 1.1279 0.01841 438 390 40 8
5783 My colleague here has been working on his balloon folding skills for the past three months, so you better speak. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5784 Jim just blew-up your alibi. For the last time—Where's your homework! 1.1269 0.03420 134 120 11 3
5785 Is this the dog that you stole from Steven Clown? 1.1257 0.02624 191 169 20 2
5786 This man is an example of the type of successful person we are looking for. 1.1256 0.02659 199 177 19 3
5787 No studying required! Our mission at Clown Charter is to make school so much fun, you can't help but learn. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
5788 You better talk, ‘cuz we’re taking good cop, bad cop to a whole new level. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5789 And you can have fries with that! 1.1244 0.02540 225 201 20 4
5790 You're looking at the new It Cop around here, so laugh it up buddy. 1.1240 0.03114 129 114 14 1
5791 If you don't sign the confession now, I will turn you over to Pogo the Clown." 1.1232 0.02290 276 247 24 5
5792 Don't be fooled. He's both the good cop and the good clown. 1.1230 0.03204 122 108 13 1
5793 Oh you'll talk, all right. Either to me or to Jiggles, the bad cop. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5794 Okay, who did you pull off that job with? Look, we're not fooling around, here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5795 Enough good cop, time for bad clown 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5796 After Bubbles here explains the curriculum, I'll be back to go over your financing options. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5797 Get your act together! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5798 You had best confess now, or we are going to let our precinct mascot interrogate you. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5799 ...’Fess up! We don’t want anymore of your funny business! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5800 No fear, huh? How does your buddy in the other room feel about them? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5801 ...and if you still won't talk, here's the good cop. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5802 Now Mark, just tell us exactly how the information people share on Facebook is going to be used and the nice little balloon doggie lives. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5803 Yes, it’s your birthday, son. It’s also Bring Your Kid to Work Day. Cut me some slack. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5804 Well, if the clown doesn't make you confess then wait till you see the mime. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5805 He's the good clown. You'd better start talking. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5806 So you say he was wearing a big top? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5807 We are trying out a more 3D caricature artist 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5808 That'soun He is not a clown, Sgt. O'Day is our balloon man. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5809 Sane cop or nut job. Who you want to talk to? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5810 Our sketch artist is out sick. Was the purse-snatcher the clown or the balloon dog? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5811 Maybe Sergeant Funny Bones here a few tricks up his sleeves that will get you to talk 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5812 This is our new security clown. He will scare the pants off any armed intruder. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5813 No one floats down here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5814 Listen up! I'm the good cop, he's the bad cop. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5815 You have the right to remain silent, but we wouldn't use a little laugh against you. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5816 We can do this for hours, punk. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5817 Listen up you punk. I'm going out for a minute for phone call and when I get back, you will tell me who you were with. Meanwhile, I'm going to leave you here with my partner McDonald. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5818 Confess. We know you're the mastermind behind balloon puppy farms. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5819 Alright, alright, I'll confess. Just don't pop my balloon dog!!! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5820 Does this this look familiar? You are one twisted balloon, son. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5821 You might as well talk - the dog's already blown. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5822 You want to clown around,eh? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5823 You understand -- we will do whatever it takes to break you! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5824 'Fess up, Johnson, or Bubbles here is going to burst your bubble. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5825 Didn’t steal the rugs huh? Our hound says you reek of static electricity! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5826 Let's say hi to the new special ed teacher. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5827 If you don't talk soon, he turns into the bad clown. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5828 Alright, Donald, no more clowning around! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5829 You claim this is a piece a piece of art, Mr Koons? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5830 You think this is funny? Detective Kelly here will show you FUNNY. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5831 I suppose you think there is something funny about our integration techniques. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5832 We're not just clowning around here. You're in big trouble. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5833 You know the real scary part? Detective Cuddles is playing good cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5834 Start talking, punk, or I'll send in Sgt. Mime next. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5835 Detective Jones knew that “the good cop, bad cop routine” would not be enough to break “sneaky” Ricky Comey. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5836 You're an even bigger clown than Officer Carl. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5837 Now either you'll cooperate with us or you'll have to answer to my friend Pennywise and his attack dog. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5838 Give this lying perp a poke with the doggie, Bozo. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5839 Lesser Known Moments in Law Enforcement History: Sarasota, Florida tries using a balloon artist instead of a sketch artist. Sadly it didn't last, as he could only make dogs, flowers and swords. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5840 It may look like we're clowning around sonny but this is very serious. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5841 Quit clowning, or else you’ll get the real clown 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5842 This is not what I anticipated muling for "dirty cops" would be like. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5843 Sure gets dark early around here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5844 This is the city of brotherly love and I get a bad clown and a bad cop! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5845 You want us to believe you were just "selling balloon animals" outside of Madison Square Garden at 11 o'clock at night? 3 for $20 is far too expensive! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5846 Who you callin’ a Bozo?! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5847 You want "I should call in the clowns?" 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5848 He's the fun cop, and I'm the annoying one. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5849 Trust me, there is no good cop in this situation. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5850 Last chance to tell me what happened or I send in the clown. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5851 Once again, Good Cop is not auditioning for the role of Attorney General. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5852 Let me be very clear. I am the good cop in the room. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5853 Is this your dog?? You didn’t pick up his poop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5854 Look. I’m trying to be nice here. Don’t make me bring in Badkop the Clown....... budget cuts. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5855 You'd better talk. Bozo can make some darn frightening animals. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5856 Clearly we aren't monkeying around... however, some funny business is inevitable. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5857 We can do this the hard way, or we can do it the clown way. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5858 I bet you thought I was the bad cop. (Italic “I” if you please) 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5859 We like to switch up the good-cop bad-cop routine. This is Officer Bozo, and I will be playing Pennywise. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5860 Mister Anderson, meet Special Agent Juggles. Thanks to his brilliant undercover work, we've foiled your plot to kidnap Eric Trump. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5861 He hates guns. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5862 Any more funny business from you and you'll be charged with obstruction! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5863 Oh, You thought I was doing bad cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5864 That’s nothing. If you don’t talk soon, he’ll be the one singing. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5865 So the first guy to do anything funny gets it, eh?! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5866 Tell us everything or hell Tell us everything or he’ll cry. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5867 Their 'good cop- bad cop' routine worked every time! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5868 well, you haven't cooperated so far. Perhaps you can tell us what sort of animal our friend Cyrus has made out of his ballooons. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5869 Kid, you're gonna be real sorry if you force us to stoop to the old good cop, bad cop routine. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5870 You're better off with him than Cat Woman or the Penguin. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5871 What do you think we are? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5872 Cooperate or he will break out the seltzer water! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5873 Now tell us where you got this Jeff Koons piece. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5874 In lieu of a confession, I'd like you to reenact the crime, with the help of my partner. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5875 Don't you think I'm a clown here. I don't play tricks. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5876 Believe it or not, I’m the good guy here. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5877 Listen, Bud. This is for real. We don't clown around in here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5878 In here its more like good cop/clown cop. Whatever. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5879 Kid, I'am the good cop ... ' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5880 It was good enough for Emmett Kelly. What makes you think you're better than him? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5881 It’s the deal of a lifetime: Bozo the Cop will make an animal-balloon of your choosing to the first perp that talks. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5882 Lissen, kid: WHY, WHY, WHY is it Rich? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5883 We can do this the easy way or the "Bumbles" way... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5884 OK! Is it going to be "Good Clown" or "Bad Clown" 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5885 Yeah, well my partner swears he's not vaccinated. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5886 How high are you? No, police officer, it's hi, how are you? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5887 You’re here because you called the boss a clown. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5888 I actually don’t know if he plays the good cop or the bad cop, we didn’t rehearse this enough 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5889 Okay, kid. First, I for one want to make clear that you are in serious trouble! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5890 I'd hate to see Officer Sunshine's dog pop and present a choking hazard while we left you alone to think things over. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5891 You're going to regret no cooperating. I'm going to step out of the room now and leave you with my partner who has a perverse way of getting to the truth with balloons. Good luck. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5892 So, which do you remember....THINK about it it.....the balloon poodle or the multi-color clown wig? And if you say both you lose all credibility. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5893 You give us what we want, and we'll give you something in trade. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5894 Ok, which of those two did it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5895 Your lawyer? I told you, he's playing in the bouncy castle. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5896 We’re just gonna flor some names and see if anything pops to mind. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5897 No doubt, it's a clear evidence for evolution 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5898 He's one of our clown college recruits. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5899 I'll confess anything you want, just don't leave me with the good cop, please! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5900 You're not who we're after, just tell us who the real buyer is! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5901 Coulrophobia is nothing to be ashamed of. If you're willing to testify against Big George, I'll have Officer Bippo leave the room. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5902 Oh good, my dad finally made it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5903 If you don't come clean I am going to show you why I am the weird cop in this precinct. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5904 You know the drill. Good cop, clown cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5905 What were you doing on the night of the twelfth? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5906 our good cop bad clown routine has a high success rate 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5907 So you're telling me you asked for an elephant? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5908 You may think I’m the bad cop, but that’s Pennywise. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5909 I'm playing "good cop" today. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5910 Look pal, start showing detective Bim Bam some respect or we're gonna have a problem. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5911 Again Jared, I’m Chief of Staff. You may only call HIM “Daddy.” 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5912 He's the funny cop. I'm the serious cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5913 I tell you, I AM the bad cop! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5914 If you'd just tell me where you hid your weed, I won't have to make you show where using Officer McChuckles' mini Koons replica 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5915 So, Good Cop doesn't work, eh? Well... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5916 You've forced us to play good cop, bad clown, Jeff Koons. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5917 Went lent Bobo out to a kids birthday party so Karl will have to do. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5918 Do you have a problem with our sketch artist Mr. Johnson? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5919 Officer Pogo will be taking over the investigation from here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5920 Trust me fella, you do not wanna have me turn you over to Sargent Pennywise here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5921 Tell us what you know or Giggles pops the dog. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5922 I want my lawyer present BEFORE I talk! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5923 You heard me, role reversal-- one of the psychodrama techniques that demonstrate a protagonist's intrapersonal conflicts deeply and explicitly 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5924 Are you calling me the good clown or the bad clown? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5925 The detectives soon realized 'Bad cop, clown cop' wasn't as effective as the news surveys said it would be. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5926 That's Detective Bozo to you kid. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5927 You think I'm clowning around? Well, I suggest you start talkin, mister. Because believe me, things are about to get a whole lot worse. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5928 I’m the good cop! You don’t want to talk to him. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5929 We know you are scared from clowns Mr. Zuckerberg. We were here long before you guys. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5930 Now we are going to play good cop bad cop & I'm the good cop! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5931 Can I see you in a Batman costume again? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5932 It may look like it, but we're not clowning around here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5933 I'm not clowning around! I told you that our sketch artist was trying to make a weasel but it went pop. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5934 Answer my question, or the clown will squeak the balloon dog again. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5935 Your education qualifies you to intern under Ronald here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5936 Yes, serious cop, funny cop! Get it! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5937 Don’t make us be good cop, bad clown! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5938 You may think this clown is very funny, but I can assure you, he's not. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5939 Tell the clown everything you know or be prepared to face a technophobic congressman 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5940 We've been working vice at the carnival for years and we finally caught you. We always knew those games were fixed! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5941 That’s Bozo doing his good cop routine. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5942 Hear that, Roberts? This guy says we planted it. Really think that'll hold up in court, pal? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5943 Well, that’s progress for ya. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5944 Inspector Bozo can be very persuasive. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5945 And if you think we're playing good-cop bad-clown here, you're sadly mistaken. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5946 Look, I'm trying to let you off easy. As for my partner, he might just twist your limbs. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5947 What the heck is coulrophobia? No, I am the bad cop, don't you get it. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5948 Get ready, funny guy - unlike me, Detective Gibbons wears his badge on his belt! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5949 Maybe bad cop/worse cop will get through to you. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5950 What "good cop" is saying, Stubbles, is that we'll chase your accomplices down as many rabbit holes as we we need to. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5951 Tell us where it is, you know, the bigger one. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5952 When they dare challenge you with their primitive skills 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5953 “Wrong. He’s the Bad Cop”. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5954 You're going to talk now. He's our best man in Arrested Development. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5955 Spill the beans else Detective Bozo here will twist you up too! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5956 ‘Anything for a joke’ doesn’t work here anymore. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5957 We've got a real bozo on our hands, eh partner? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5958 Sir, no clowning around with TSA 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5959 What else could this "Bozo" do? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5960 ok buddy we're tired of your clowning around here , what makes you think we don't mean business ? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5961 Alright pal, quit clowning us around! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5962 Ask yourself one question. If he can make a dog out of biodegradable imprintable latex!? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5963 This is the job that class jokers can look forward to! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5964 I’m bad cop, he’s trying to be funny cop! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5965 At least we know where the killer came from 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5966 For the last time, admit that it's proportionally more of a llama than a dog...DO IT!!! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5967 See if any of them have fossil records. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5968 He also knows how to make a sword, so you better start talking. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5969 That's nothing, you wouldn't believe the ride in to the office when we carpool. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5970 Listen guy.. Does this look like some sort of game to you? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5971 Engage your inner nonsense and let us proceed, Donny. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5972 All right, Bobo, he won't budge. Bring in the dogs. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5973 Oh, ignore him, he's just an intern. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5974 Keep that up and I'll turn you over to the good cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5975 So you still deny selling counterfeit animals . 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5976 You're gonna learn what it means to be bound and gagged. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
5977 No clowning around, kid. This is serious business. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5978 Yeah, I'M the good cop. You got a problem with that? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5979 Sir...You are not Jeff Koons! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5980 You just don't get it. I'm the GOOD cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5981 Do we look like clowns? Talk – or we'll unleash the K-9 unit. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5982 You better talk before he puts on his clown shoes. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5983 Confess and we'll give you a balloon. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5984 Come clean kid...Where's his teddy bear? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5985 Well you should believe it. Your dad, over there, wants you to get a real job like he has. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5986 I don't care of he's your dad! Here he's the watch commander! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5987 You're not going to like Detective Bobo's canine when he's angry. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5988 Tell me the truth, or Bozo gets a real wiener. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5989 We'll show you "Clowning Around"! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5990 Son, are you still determined to apply for admission to the Police Academy knowing you might be assigned a partner like mine? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5991 that's a doggy. next up will be a piggy 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5992 Wipe that smirk off your face, kid. We aren't clownin' around! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5993 Yes this is the good cop bad cop routine. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5994 It's anyone's guess who the bad cop is ! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5995 We do composite ballon sculptures in this precinct. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5996 Yes, it was a pretty big bang. But who did it? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5997 This is Career Week. Not Show and Tell. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5998 What do you call a dog who gets bounced out of a bar? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5999 I suggest you take the deal-the dog is his best. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6000 Did you or did you not swap our horse for this one? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6001 Look, I would hire you, but we don't need another teen-age clown gumming up the works. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6002 It's a game of good cop, discount rate clown. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6003 It's up to you... he can be the good cop or the terrifying cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6004 Your twist pattern on the doggie puts you at the scene........... 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6005 Ok, kid now it's time for Bozo-Cop 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6006 Whadduya mean, you're not scared of clowns?! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6007 Put that away, Carl...I think our boy's gonna talk. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6008 Listen to me closely. You better confess everything because I'm good cop. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6009 I don't care how he looks, you can't call him a clown. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6010 Hey don't be a fool; I'm the good cop. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6011 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6012 Cohen & Trump 2021 "He made America great again. Just think what he could do for your kid's party!" 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6013 Tell the truth, or I'll give Voodoo the Clown a safety pin. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6014 No more clowning around, did you take his BIG shoes? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6015 The typical "good cop/bad cop" ploy just got a lot more complicated, bozo. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6016 Just wait til you meet his partner. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6017 OK, come clean or learn how to make balloon animals. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6018 Alright bub, you're clowning up. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6019 Okay you clown, now you've made us resort to the good bozo bad bozo routine. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6020 This is the last time Jeff Koons will get away with THIS! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6021 No, I'm the good cop and he's not very funny! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6022 ...or he kills this dog! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6023 Afraid of clowns? Oh. Well.... can I get you something to drink? And, sorry I hit you with the phone book. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6024 Talk...or else it’s gonna be the clown next. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6025 He's dressed as a clown for an undercover thing, right? 1.1224 0.02446 237 212 21 4
6026 This is the best deal you're gonna get. . .. .take it or you're goin' away for a long time!" 1.1221 0.03070 131 116 14 1
6027 We can do this the easy way... or, the hard way. Your choice, punk. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6028 Bear with him. He's new in clown. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6029 I'll ask you one last time before I leave you with him! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6030 Listen you Crusty Bastard Were not Clowning around anymore 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6031 If you think I'm bad, wait until Detective Chuckles is through with you! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6032 Hey Bozo, Busted stealing this from a kid’s birthday party and trying to sell it on 1st Dibs as a Jeff Koonz 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6033 O.k. Just what do you recall. ..let’s start at the beginning .... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6034 Okay, I'm turning you over to our Good Cop Bad Clown guy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6035 Contrary to what you may have heard, Dusty, the Special Clown Division isn't all wigs and balloon animals. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6036 What? You're not familiar with "funny cop, unfunny cop?" 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6037 Admit it—you mugged Bobo and tried to grab his balloon dachshund. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6038 Which of you is the good cop? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6039 Ah, I see: that’s why you have that smirk on your face, Detective! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6040 The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6041 No, I have to warn you, I AM the good cop. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6042 Are you going to talk, or do I need to unleash some clown on you? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6043 He's the "good cop"; which entitles him to blow up balloon animals and dress like a clown. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6044 No doubt about it, that's the guy. I would recognize that animal anywhere. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6045 Ok that's it! No more good cop, bad cop. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6046 Now no more clowning around! Either you confess or you’ll hear the Law and Order “ding ding,” and it’ll be LOUD! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6047 Look, Lt. Grimaldi can't change public perception all on his own, and we think the hoodie is enough to get a conviction. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6048 A new twist on your story will blow up your alibi 1.1200 0.03126 150 135 12 3
6049 My point is your situation is no laughing mater. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6050 You expect us to believe this pair master-minded the bank heist. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6051 Yeah right, a real Jeff Koons! And you think we're just a couple of buffoons. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6052 Stop clowning around, Mr. Gacy: This will be the death of you yet! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6053 He's our IT guy, so you'd better talk. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6054 You either start talking; or I'm going to leave you with this "CLOWN"! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6055 I don't care where you inflated? WHAT ABOUT THE CLOWN!!!?? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6056 I'd like to call my ringmaster. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6057 I have a theory, officer. But it’s only a theory. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6058 So are you Jeff Koons' lolve child ! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6059 We're not all a bunch of red-nosed clowns. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6060 And because you keep acting like a clown, Mr. Barnum, I felt it necessary to talk with your father! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6061 If you think that was a clown question, wait until you talk to Sparky here. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6062 Scared of clowns, are you? Officer Bozo will take over the interrogation. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6063 After the ride-along with Barnum’s, now he’s the greatest cop on earth. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6064 Since there are no good clowns, I guess you know what that makes me. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6065 We seem to have an evolving crime scene. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6066 Party's over, kid. We're through playing good cop, bad clown. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6067 You can either talk with me, or with my partner who will put a scare in you that will never go away. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6068 Resistance is futile, the clown will have you singing along in no time. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6069 And after he has tuned you up , be sure to tell your public defender exactly what he looked like ; yeah, and don’t forget Police dog Spike! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6070 The detective flunked out of clown school before he attended the police academy; so what? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6071 Can you recognize our undercover sad clown? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6072 Look kid, we were policing birthday parties before you were making snakes!! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6073 I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING..THAT GOOD COP, CLOWN COP STUFF WON'T WORK ON ME. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6074 I can only make a dog, but we know you stole the giraffe from the zoo! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6075 Pay attention. Sergeant Miranda will be reading your Ringmaster Rights 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6076 If you don’t want to be a balloon pony you’ll start talking. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6077 Don't make me ask you again. We can do this the clown way or the easy way... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6078 I'll take bad cop. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6079 You're really going to enjoy this new teacher 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6080 Still won't talk, eh? Well then, let me introduce you to my partner, John Wayne Gacy, III. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6081 Trust me. "Good Cop" isn't going to go any easier on you. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6082 It's our version of 'bad cop, good cop. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
6083 A is for Adult. B is for Boy. C is for Clown. Know your ABCs! 1.1179 0.02430 246 222 19 5
6084 No! I’m the good cop, bitch. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6085 You get just one shot at figuring out who's the good cop. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6086 Bad cop? I only see two clowns. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6087 We know about your acute fear of clowns. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6088 Dog, huh? We say Horse, without a license! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6089 The electricity’s static, but it gets the lips moving! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6090 None of that good cop, bad cop thing. Here we go with clown cop, bad cop. And now it's my turn, pal. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6091 You're under arrest and under oath. Why did you take that from him? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6092 We're done clowning around, just confess already! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6093 I'm legally required to inform you that Captain Bozo don't play that. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6094 Balloon lives matter! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6095 No. I'm the good cop. And let me tell you, this clown kills. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6096 Don't make us turn you into a balloon dog. 1.1176 0.06655 51 48 0 3
6097 I demand to speak to my therapist, too. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6098 Do you want to go to jail or join this clown in the circus ? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6099 Never heard of Jeff Koons, Ronald McDonald? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6100 I don't care what the 'Good Cop' tells you. I have the power to take away your toys. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6101 We are not clowning around, Mr. Smith. Your fingerprints were all over his balloon animal. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6102 Ok. Before we start, full disclosure. I'm the good cop. I'm not very nice. He's the bad cop. That's all we're going to say about that. I leave it to your imagination on how you want to play it. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6103 I'm giving you one last chance to come clean before I call in the clowns. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6104 Listen, you, this is your last chance to come clean. Don't blow it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6105 Good cop bad clown 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6106 If you don't want to talk to me, fine, but my partner and his little friend Uncle Peanut Butter are going to have a word. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6107 The good clown/bad clown routine never fails. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6108 I'll be the judge of who's the 'good clown' and who's the 'bad clown!' 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6109 You know those balloons are only for law enforcement, son. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6110 He's about to leave. No more clowning around! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6111 Listen, punk, I'm through playin' games with ya. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6112 "Yeah, that's right, good clown-bad clown and we're going to bust your balloon". 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6113 Killer clown turns his life around. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6114 Wanna play good cop/bad cop? Well do ya, punk? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6115 Are you really saying that officer Trumpet can't identify fake evidence when he sees it? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6116 Let's try this again: where is that missing helium? Your story doesn't fly with Detective Sprinkles here, and honestly everything you've said sounds a little ridiculous to me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6117 Don’t joke with me, pal. We know what you’ve been doing. You do not want to go up against my partner. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6118 Enough with the funny business! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6119 Bad Cop's O.K., but Good Cop could use a little work. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6120 Now when you look at the line up, even if your memory is little fuzzy, I want to you to pick the first guy who comes to mind, ok? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6121 So which ones the Good Cop?? 1.1157 0.02278 216 192 23 1
6122 We KNOW that you’re the infamous clown assassin so I’m going to ask you again: where did you hide your costume? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6123 They said we need to take care of this matter more seriously 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6124 When all else failed, they resorted to the infamous "Good Cop; Bad Clown, which had been been perfected by the French. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6125 Suddenly you come up with Pauly Auchi as your accomplice . . . . I don't think so. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6126 Ain't you taking the good cop / bad cop routine one step too far? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6127 Looks like the good cop bad cop routine isn't working, cooperate or the dog gets it. 1.1145 0.02622 166 148 17 1
6128 Did you, or did you not invent this thing? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6129 He's no better than I. You'll probably get life in juvie. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6130 Alright, enough! Send in the clowns. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6131 He liked pot too much back in med school. Now, who took the penguins? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6132 In his family “good” meant funny. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6133 Cooperate, son, or else, well, Juvy's a very scary place. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6134 I'm the good guy. Clowns are the bad guys now. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6135 so... which one of you is the good cop? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6136 We take things very seriously around here! Now tell us - what do you think of this balloon animal 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6137 ...But you should see him handle a gun. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6138 Auspiciously, you have been selected to participate in our new good cop-better cop investigation technique. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6139 Look, start talking to me... or we'll do it the hard way. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6140 So you won’t talk, eh! Bozo here is a pretty bad clown. You’ll Talk to him. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6141 I'm gonna ask you just one more time, where did you get the balloons? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6142 Tell me who you got those drugs from! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6143 We know it was you. Stop clowning around. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6144 Enough already ! Does this one look anything like your assailants’puppy? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6145 Don't get your hopes up. I may be the bad cop but he's an even worse clown. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6146 It's nothing to laugh at, Punk! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6147 If you don't cooperate, Nigel will fold the balloon before we remove it from your body. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6148 Oh you'll laugh all right and before we leave today! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6149 Is this some kind of sick joke? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6150 We know your deepest fears, Jimmy. So, give us the names! Or he'll take out the horn!!! 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
6151 You deserve a break today 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6152 Before you confess, do you have a kid's birthday coming up? Doug needs the money. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6153 Welcome to Corporate Security 101! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6154 Answer now or you'll be subjected to the squirting flower treatment. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6155 ...park and ride is more stable .p 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6156 Still not funny! Now get outta here... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6157 I feel it only fair to warn you, my partner does a particularly creative "bad cop." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6158 Look it, kid, you spill the beans on your friends or Detective Clown here, will laugh it out of you! I can tell you from personal experience, just the sound he makes twisting a balloon into a puppy dog will haunt you for the rest of your life! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6159 If you continue to refuse to cooperate we'll have to sick the dog on you. No joking. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6160 Yes Timmy, you can identify any animal. Even a tiny balloon poodle. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6161 Good Cop.. Bad Cop has gotten out of hand !! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6162 He's the kid cop. I'm the grownup cop., 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6163 One more chance to fess up Brad, or I'll be forced to exploit your severe coulrophobia. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6164 Anything you say may be used against you in a court of laughs! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6165 Good that you called 911 but Jack here is part of the school liaison police officer program. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6166 I know what you were expecting, but we've moved on from that old "Good Cop/Bad Cop" routine. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6167 Now repeat it to my partner without that smug smile on your face. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6168 Wuh? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6169 I think we all know who the sick puppy is, now don’t we? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6170 You know if you don't tell me, I'll just leave. And my partner here will twist your words to fit the facts of the animalistic attack. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6171 Now sir, for the last time, is this IT? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6172 Often we imitate a circus,but possessing an explosive device is illegal. 1.1080 0.01577 426 382 42 2
6173 LOOK at me! Start from the beginning, tell us everything you know, or he’ll tickle your feet. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6174 You think you got what it takes? 1.1069 0.02904 159 145 11 3
6175 "Just be straight with us, we know that you were part of that Runaway Circus, Scary Clown Group" we know about the schoolyards.. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6176 Co-operate and Officer Giggles will make you a balloon dog house to go with that puppy 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6177 Mr Sanders, detective Funnybone here will explain what exactly happened to your inner child. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6178 My friend my look like a clown burt his dog is vicious! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6179 Next time, Leave YOUR FATHER at HOME! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6180 Something funny, Chucklehead? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6181 Don't let the clown get-up fool ya. In five minutes you'll tell us everything we wanna know! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6182 Look kid, stop clowning around - did you rob the concession stand at the circus, or not? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6183 Damn it, you are exhausting our patience; either tell us about last night or we bring in a mime ready to do his entire act. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6184 You want to keep clowning around? You want to keep clowning around? I'll show you clowning around! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6185 Oh, you'll talk alright...but first, enjoy some knee-slappin' hijinks from Popo The Clown! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6186 It was an illicit clowndestine case...a real twister 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6187 “You guessed it, smarty mouth. Your sweet dreams are over. Meet Clown Cop.” Your 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6188 Don’t bother, they’re here. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6189 You think you'r the only clown in this class room You think you'r the only clown in this classroom !!! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6190 You’re right. It’s good cop or clown cop. Your choice. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6191 When Bobo gets through with you, you'll be crying like a baby. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6192 Good cap, bad cap 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6193 Talk or the clown fucks you...doggy style 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6194 Talk or Rollo will balloon you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6195 Let me introduce you to my partner, Police Brutality the Clown. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6196 Yes, he's pretty scary, but wait till you see his brother, John 3:16. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6197 It's simple kid. Second amendment, good clown. Any hesitation, bad clown. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6198 Start talking or the clown going to make you were a ball on hat. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6199 I bet you think this funny you sick #%?!. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6200 I think I see a pattern here… 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6201 To be accepted at Comedy College, you have to explain exactly why this guy is funny. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6202 Confess or ... suffer the consequences 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6203 Seeing our balloon sketch of the killer must be like looking in our funhouse mirror for you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6204 OK....you're right.......we ARE doing the 'good guy, bad guy' routine! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6205 Now, I order you to suspend your disbelief, because Stephen King really ruined Officer Kirkpatrick and my good-cop-bad-cop vibe. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6206 Stop looking at him, Craig! The clown is not real! He's just a manifestation of your nightmares. Now tell me.. Did you kill the President?! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6207 . . . you have the right to talk to a lawyer . . . if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6208 "After eight hours of 'Good Cop / Bad Cop,' we're contractually obligated to switch to 'Magic Clown / Sad Clown.' 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6209 Yes, Detective! Knot any doubt about it! THAT's the twisted animal who popped my beloved Rex! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6210 What do you think this is, “N.Y. Confidential”? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6211 You think I’m tough kid? Wait till ya get a load of him! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6212 Don't make us get all Presidential on you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6213 But the Captain asked me to do a press conference defending the arrest of that Bozo? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6214 You’ll never make it in this world if you don’t believe in clowns. 1.1061 0.03272 132 121 8 3
6215 You had “good cop” and that didn’t work so now it’s my turn and I warn you no more closing around. 1.1053 0.02233 209 188 20 1
6216 I’ll tell ya this, Sweeney: it’s a case for the ages. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
6217 My balloon just popped young sir. 1.1053 0.02877 133 120 12 1
6218 His name is John, and he was born on March 16th. 1.1045 0.03046 134 122 10 2
6219 No, that's not a gun he's brandishing though his afro may lead you to think so. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6220 1) Well, Mr. Art Critic, just what DID the mugger look like? 2) Well yes, equal opportunity guidelines have gutted our sketch artist ranks. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6221 The only clown in the room is you kid! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6222 You'll float down here. We all float down here. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6223 Start talking or the flower that squirts water is next 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6224 Did you really think this clown had a gun? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6225 Good cop bad clown 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6226 Officer Bozo here observed you from the time you entered the kiosk until you left with all the money. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
6227 Want to hear something really scary? I’m the bad cop in this box. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
6228 Do yourself a favor and confess. I’m just as Bad as that guy is Good. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6229 Hey! I told you not to give me any hints. I want to guess what he made by myself. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6230 A case of bad cop, worst cop interrogation. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6231 Did you guys call for the K-9 unit? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6232 Tune in next week for another episode of Millennium Hrs. 1.1038 0.02976 106 95 11 0
6233 Suppose we just tell the press our investigation is evolving. 1.1034 0.02891 145 132 11 2
6234 Tell me, did Henry, the Balloon Man, molest you as a young boy? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6235 You have to chuck the hoodie and show people you feel their pain. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
6236 Good Cop Bad Clown Balloon Dog Orange? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6237 Stop clowning around in class. 1.1020 0.02853 147 134 11 2
6238 Yeah, but you still have to answer the question if he is just clowning around or is giving a detailed explanation of the balloon animal conundrum. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6239 Exactly what time did "some Bozo from the Canine Division" show up? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6240 One more time... How old are you, and how much TV do you watch..? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6241 There is more where that came from if you don't start talking... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6242 Your circus enhanced interrogation techniques will not make me flip. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6243 We will go easy on you if you confess our k-9 picked up the scent of illegal cotton candy in your car. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
6244 Listen pal, you don't get to talk to your lawyer until Lieutenant Chuckles is done with his act. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6245 If you don't start talking NOW, the clown will get you! 1.1017 0.02415 177 160 16 1
6246 Looks like his past caught up with him. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6247 He’s just getting started. He can twist the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade’s Snoopy into Old Yeller after he’s been bitten. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6248 Focus ! Stop singing " Send in the clowns " . 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6249 We have millions of children who corroborate his story Mr. Koon. What did you do with the 58 million?! 1.0963 0.02757 135 123 11 1
6250 He personally selected the best instructors. 1.0956 0.02930 136 125 9 2
6251 We have a lot of cop clowns on the beat to get the public's favor Excuse us.... but is this the one that couldn't make a proper poodle? 1.0952 0.02244 210 192 16 2
6252 Look, kid, you better start talking or old Henry over here is gonna twist this thing into whatever he wants. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6253 Detective Bo Bo recognizes this twisted behavior. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6254 ...but I bet you’ve never seen Good Cop, Bad Clown in action.... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6255 Mr. Barnum ... you’re denying your Clown College was a scam? So you think a sucker is born every minute? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6256 Him? Oh, this is just his part-time job. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6257 You're not doing yourself any favors with that "bad clown, real clown" stuff. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6258 The old clown cop, frown cop routine. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6259 Annie are you ok, you ok, you ok , Annie? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6260 Up for a little round of good cop, bad cop? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6261 I'm the good cop. He's the clown 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6262 Believe it or not, I'm actually the good cop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6263 Won't talk, huh? That's fine. We'll just have to give you the FOURTH degree! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6264 I am gonna ask you ONE more time. We're not clowning around any more. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6265 You better talk, or my partner here will start his mime routine next!! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6266 Once again, what funny business is going on? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6267 You can work with me on this, or we can do it the hard way. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6268 The class clown isn't always the best to hire. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6269 “So you are admitting you are in fact delusional, and therefore guilty of the murder, Right...? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6270 First of all I want to put you at ease by saying you are not a "target" of this game 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6271 Sorry, our sketch artist is sick. I hope the guy who mugged you looked like a dog. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6272 Ok son, No more Mr Funny Guy!! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6273 Are you playing Good Cop, Bad Cop with me?" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6274 The way you tell the story? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6275 I had a dog once! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6276 And if you're thinking I'm not serious, young man, you're sadly mistaken . . . 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6277 I'm warning you, Kid, you're forcing us to play "good cop, bad clown!" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6278 You've heard of Good Cop/Bad Cop? Yeah, well we're going to do our version of that now. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6279 We know you did a porn with a clown ... what do you have to say to that? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6280 It's a Laugh Detector Test...fool proof, if you get my drift. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6281 Can you describe what your assailant and his pony looked like? This is Sergeant Chuckles, our police balloon artist. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6282 Listen, Kid. You're in big trouble. And I'm not clowning around! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6283 Are you scared of clowns? Tell me how it happened of my partner stays. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6284 since we can't get you to talk,we are going to have so much fun! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6285 I'm trying to help you avoid finding out how this guy treats you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6286 You pick...bad cop, or bad clown. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6287 Honestly, I thought you were the clown... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6288 This is your last chance, Mikey. If you don’t talk to Officer Bobo, we’re going to tell your Mom. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6289 I promise, you don't want me to play good cop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6290 "He got that out of the last "tough guy"! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6291 He's a good cop, a lot of fun, and cleans up after every confession. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6292 Listen, kid. I wanna help ya. My partner can”t always control himself, and he’s packin’ “BANG!” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6293 If that’s all there is, I have to send in the clowns... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6294 Here comes the "Good cop, bad clown" tactic. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6295 Stop clowning around; one last chance to tell the truth 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6296 You were outwitted by our K-9 unit. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6297 Look, we busted you for smoking a joint, my partner here will tell you just how much serious trouble you're in mister! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6298 All right, funny man. Let's see how you like a taste of your own medicine. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6299 You are aware it is not permissible to pet police dogs. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6300 Listen up, clown! The whole plan's blowing up right here in your face ... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6301 I laughed when all of my balloons popped before they were half way blown up. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6302 Twister for your hoodie. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6303 We're doing good cop, bad clown. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6304 Now Jordon, this is a real class clown! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6305 Sorry about my colleague, he says the rainbow wig helps him think better. I’m not really sure why he’s gotta add the ballon animal and red nose but I can’t judge, i’ve spent the last 42 years looking like every father-in-law you’ve ever had.? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6306 Your alibi's blown. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6307 So he is your father... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6308 Too late now. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6309 We'll drop the kid's party theft charge if you tell us how to make a better tail on the giraffe. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6310 Better talk now because he's next, and then the mime - and all consistent with the new anti-torture guidelines passed by the City Council. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6311 You’d better deal with the serious cop—the clown cop’s not that funny. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6312 ah, the old “good cop, bad cop” routine. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6313 And you're saying I'm the clown here? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6314 really?, did you think this its funny? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6315 Why, exactly, would you need a back channel to the strongman, Kyle? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6316 Who me – a clown? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6317 Hey, Mac, the good cop's out today. Now, shut up, and I'll ask the questions. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6318 Maybe you want to deal with the bad clown? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6319 No I am funny cop. He's funny ha-ha cop 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6320 We have your entire FaceBook history and you know what is coming next! So what do you say? let's just skip that and get down to the truth! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6321 I hope you're good at multi-tasking. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6322 Oh you probably think us a couple of clowns huh. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Hey common, you know I didn't mean it like that Steve. You know I have a friend who's a clown. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6323 I am here for theeee..clown show???...but it looks like a s**t show.??? Hey, sorry. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6324 This is seriously you guys idea of good cop, bad cop? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6325 Listen, you little punk, confess or I'll let *him* have a go at you. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6326 Got it wrong pal. I'm the GOOD cop. . . 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6327 You think you're a mugger? You got another thing coming, buddy boy! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6328 Let's go over this again. Do you keep seeing a vision of a uniformed clown making balloon dogs? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6329 You said the dog looked deflated. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6330 He meant to go to Clown U, but accidentally came to Brown. Whatever you do, don't you dare laugh. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6331 Tell us what we need to know or Jeff Koons will give you one of his stupid sculptures. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6332 Saying he's your Dad won't reduce the charges. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6333 Special Agent Bozo has a way with balloons that will make even the toughest guy confess 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6334 So you want to clown around before you talk? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6335 Kimchi breath while blowing up defenseless balloon animals is against the law! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6336 Look, WE do the funny business here, not you. Got it, punk? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6337 I warned you if you weren't willing to cooperate, my partner was going to make things really uncomfortable for you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6338 What's the password for it? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6339 What's the password of the balloon? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6340 C'mon, what do you take us for? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6341 Just come clean kid, you don't want to deal with Sgt. Funnybone. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6342 You blew it . . . He leaked! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6343 When we're done here you're going to wish it had really been "good cop, bad cop." 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6344 You're lucky he's not performing the slapstick routine. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6345 When the other cop doesn’t have the “It” factor. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6346 I bet you're wondering which is the good cop or bad cop. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6347 Have it your way, now the bad cop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6348 Nobody believes you're Mark Zuckerberg. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6349 Now you can play tour games with the Attorney General. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6350 You’d better confesss. I’m good cop. He’s bad cop! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6351 How'd you know he wasn't a clown? 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
6352 We've got you dead to rights - look closely, he was under your bed! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6353 You have the right to be a mime. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6354 Listen up you Millennial Snowflake or the dog gets it! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6355 I'll get you Mr. Pretty . . . and your little dog, too. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6356 He may be a clown now, but one day he'll be a "slime ball 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6357 Ok.... he showed you how, now tell us where you hid the clown car. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6358 You deny trying to sell officer Bozo here a blow up sex puppy? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6359 You can come clean now, or you can deal with Coco. Your choice! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6360 You think I'm tough ? my partner Jeff he does not clown around. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
6361 Just humour him. We told him McDonald's would sponsor a K-9 unit, if he wore the clown get-up.... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6362 Oh? You think I'm the bad cop? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6363 So you are the other client of this fixer. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6364 Oh, you think things are blown out of proportion now? Just wait till you see what else is up our sleeve. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6365 And I'm the tears. Get it? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6366 Hey! You going to answer my question, Bozo? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6367 You mean to tell me, kid that you don't see Bobo, the baloon jerk behind me?...and you want a job as a security guy?... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6368 Good cop, bad cop begins to take on a new meaning when your partner reconsiders his career choices. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6369 Look! This is serious. We aren't clowns blowing up evidence like it was little doggy balloons? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6370 I have Coulrophobia, clown phobia. I don't want a lawyer, I want a therapist. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6371 The Joker got a new job I guess... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6372 You want to play games with me? Now for Want to play games with us tough guy? Well we’re see how tough you are. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6373 Your toy gun is a problem, but these are a BIG problem. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6374 Well, what did you think 'Good cop, bad cop' meant? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6375 Forget the clown suit! Was the burglar a clown or not?! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6376 Come clean or my partner will twist your arm! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6377 Finally, we have a credible witness you stole this from MOMA 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6378 We can do this either the hard way...or the funny way. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6379 We're not clowning around. That's a Tazer he's holding, kid. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6380 You want me to believe that you see clowns everywhere? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6381 Stephen King should never have starred in his own procedural (CBS, Sunday nights). 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6382 “ Your therapist suggested this may facilitate the interrogation, so this is our best version of Bozo the clown circa 1990’s”. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6383 We only need to get one of your multiple personalities to confess. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6384 Confused! So, was he the suspect, or me? 1.0925 0.01832 292 267 23 2
6385 This interrogation has been difficult. Therefore, we have flown in our Chief Los Angeles Psychiatric Investigator, Mr. Larry. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6386 You won’t think it’s funny when I turn you over to officer Koons. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6387 How dare he steal my balloon! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6388 Oh, so you think I'm funny? That's good. You want funny? I got your funny right here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6389 FUNNY UNFUNNY 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6390 Oh so just because he's a clown he planted that dog at the scene? I'll have you know he doesn't even DO balloon animals. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6391 Admit that you intentionally scared our K-9 unit 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6392 No, that's not the principal; it's your future if things don't change. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6393 No, dirtbag -- I'm the GOOD cop! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6394 Face it kid, if the squeaky balloon animals won't make you talk, the seltzer down your pants will. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6395 Believe me, it’s ME who is the good cop. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6396 It’s time for the ol’ bad cop/clown cop routine. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6397 You better come clean with me. I’m not clowning around. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6398 He helps us keep up with the twists and turns of testimony. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6399 Tell me Jeff, WHERE'S THE SHOES? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6400 He's not lying, this floats too. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6401 We're from the government and we're here to help...remember that? Ha, ha. Where're the brown kids? We're here for a travel game. ICE is funny, see. Ha, ha! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6402 OK. To show you the seriousness of your crime, Sgt. Chuckles is going to do his comedy act--until you remember how the guppies got into Mrs. Smith's chowder. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6403 Some say it's the most gruesome torture ever devised. We'll see how you hold up, but my money's on Captain Chuckles. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6404 Just confess, did you or did you not purposefully skate board over a clown's pet balloon while at the county fair? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6405 You think we're clowning around right now mister? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6406 We found all the balloon animals and their outfits. Youre going to need a good lawyer kid. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6407 Oh yeah, I'll show you a clown! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6408 Drop your trousers, sir. Our customs dog can sniff out a mule a mile away. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6409 Stop clowning around and tell us who the perp is. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6410 I don't get it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6411 Tell us where the birthday party is or the doggie gets it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6412 If you don't talk now you're gonna find out what else he does with a balloon! (The old "Good Cop - Bad Clown Cop" routine?) 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6413 That's not what I meant. You're twisting my words around 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6414 You think I’m some kind of Bozo? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6415 And if you don’t start talking he can mime all night. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6416 There’ll be more where that came from once you start answering some questions. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6417 Good cop bad cop?? This is 2018 buddy! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6418 Yeah, we’ll what do YOU do to maximize your potential?! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6419 Tell us the truth, or we will tickle your funny bone! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6420 Don't be fooled, I'm the good guy. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6421 Well, we couldn't get a suit on death or public speaking. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6422 'You're gonna get popped for this, one way or another, bozo. Where are the puppies?" 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6423 This is no good cop, bad cop routine. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6424 Officer, is this one of the clowns you said you work with? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6425 He's the crying on the inside type. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6426 I’m the bad cop and he’s the evil clown. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6427 Who'dja expect A good cop? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6428 Stupid autocorrect. I said "make a dramatic entrance as a bad COP!" 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6429 Just tell us what we want to know, and then we'll all have a good laugh. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6430 No more "Good cop, bad cop!" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6431 Go on: admit you stole the dog from Jeff Koons 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6432 Okay, we're through fooling around! Tell us where you hid the floppy shoes! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6433 We seem to have a failure to communicate so that's why Doofus the Clown will takes over. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6434 A man. A clown. A dog. It's breakthrough!! It'll set next season on it's ear! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6435 Take a look at this clown. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6436 Oh, I get it. The old good cop, clown cop routine. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6437 Be aware, if you don’t confess with the “good cop-bad cop” routine, it’ll get tougher. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6438 After the series closed Rusty was unable to transition away from the character he had played for thirty seasons. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6439 What kind of a monster would steal a kid's balloon animal? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6440 Was this the guy who stole your birthday cake? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6441 listen to me fuckface Juggaloism is entirely consistent with appreciating Jeff Koons 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6442 Now John, my partner here does not clown around. Tell us the truth. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6443 And I’ll became the mime cop unless we start getting some answers. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6444 Better talk or we'll use the laughing gas on ya! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6445 I'm the mean-ass cop and he's the dumb-ass cop...Either way, you don't get the balloon toy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6446 Make the clown laugh or we’ll go Bozo on you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6447 You had better tell me everything I wanna know because, trust me, he’s not great at parties either. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6448 OK, good cop/bad cop didn't work. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6449 What makes you think it was an inside job?!!! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6450 Being Class Clown won't get you anywhere son. Look at your Dad, he's still here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6451 Our undercover agent lost two weeks at the circus to get it 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6452 You have the right to remain silent, but he has the professional duty to. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6453 ??? Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career…??? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6454 This case is still evolving. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6455 Look, Glick: I'm the good cop! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6456 I'm done playing. Wilcox, bring in the face paint. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6457 This is a serious matter, son. What can you remember? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6458 The thief is known to appear like a clown. Have you seen him anywhere? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6459 It's Officer Momo fo you! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6460 Okay Jesse James, the clowning around is over. You’re under arrest. 1.0909 0.02500 154 141 12 1
6461 God did it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6462 No more clowning around, Mr. Z. It's time you got serious on data privacy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6463 Pete and Repeat are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Who’s left? Repeat 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6464 You think that's strange? The two-way mirror makes you look disproportionate! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6465 No more clowning around. You scared straight yet? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6466 Cooperate or we'll send in the nasty clown. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6467 Quit clowning around and answer the question! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6468 Work with this officer to get a rendering of the assailant. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6469 You see Bozo here will make a puppet out of you if you don't cooperate 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6470 If we're the "good" cops... can you guess how bad are the "bad"ones? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6471 So you say it’s impossible that you're the "Downtown Pick-Pocket Clown"? ….. let’s see how coulrophobic you really are! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6472 Yeah, he's a clown and a cop. And in case you're wondering, good cop/ bad cop, I'm the good cop. So last chance, answer me now or scream for me after 4 hours of his act... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6473 Why, Mr. Koons, why? 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6474 ... ‘fess up tough guy or we’re gonna tickle every bone in your body. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6475 No punk, we aren't trying to good cop, bad clown you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6476 Don't make me walk out of this room. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6477 OK wise guy, you got your balloon animal now talk! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6478 Dad is it you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6479 If ya think he's clowning, wait'll he sics the mutt on ya! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6480 This is no laughing matter. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6481 He won’t hurt you, he’s just a little funny. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6482 Enough of this serious cop-silly cop! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6483 If you agree to testify, we’ll have Chuckles reveal how he makes any money getting in and out of tiny cars. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6484 Admit it. You put a spell on my partner and turned him into a good cop! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6485 Do you still think this is the guy that did it? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6486 BAD COP, GOOD COP. Do ya feel lucky kid? Your pick. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6487 Did you or did you not make mimicking gestures of our agent when he was working undercover? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6488 I’m here to report that I found another Bozo working in the mailroom 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6489 I told you he can beat you silly. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6490 Clown cop- bad cop 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6491 He saw you take the girls bunny 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6492 So the arrestee is thinking to himself ... "I know police departments are being encouraged to make an effort to better connect with ordinary citizens ... but a cop dressed up as a clown with a balloon in hand shaped like Fido isn't working for me!" 1.0890 0.02557 146 134 11 1
6493 So you're not gonna talk, huh? Well neither does Detective McDonald! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6494 Pay attention in class and this can be your future. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6495 Cool it! That's my balloon toy. You get one if you confess. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6496 What do you know about Jeff Koons and his ties to Pootin the Poodle? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6497 This is IT! Confess or face the consequences. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6498 Is this the man that interrupted your party? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6499 Never thought we'd need an undercover cop at a kid's party. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6500 Guess again--I'm the good cop. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6501 We call this type of interrogation good clown, bad clown. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6502 White privilege aside, you'll be charged as an adult. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6503 Are you SURE it's not "good cop, clown cop"? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6504 You think your so smart, son, but you didn't even realize Rollo over there was an under cover clown. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6505 That's right punk. It's the bad cop, bad clown routine. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6506 Only you can keep him from popping it; where's the body? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6507 The choice is yours, punk. Bad cop or scary cop? 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
6508 "You fit the description given by a five year old. Now, are you going to confess or not?" " I want my lawyer"... 1.0884 0.02540 147 135 11 1
6509 Okay, wise guy, you play 'good cop'. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6510 Confess or be eaten! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6511 Let's get serious now. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6512 If that didn't help, maybe some Nirvana played on the kazoo will jog your memory! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6513 Do you remember seeing this as a child in Toys 'R' Us? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6514 Watch it buddy. My partner here prefers non-gendered pronouns. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6515 You think that's funny? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6516 Rex from the K-9 Corps probably didn’t think Bobo could do it either. Talk, or it’s your turn, pal. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6517 Lt. Dever's tracing techniques are evolving nicely 1.0759 0.02414 145 135 9 1
6518 Tell us what we want or he's taking you clowntown! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6519 I demand my clown costume, NOW! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6520 This is not Mi Shebeirach Mr. Zuckerberg, this is serious! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6521 And i'm the mentally unstable one 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6522 Where's the funny? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6523 My undercover sources tell me you're the ringleader. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6524 This is officer Blinko from our Reverse Psychology Dept., he's here to make you talk. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6525 Sorry, pal. These days we do "Bad Cop, Worse Cop". 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6526 Is this your balloon or do you think he may be in on this?" "Looks can be deceiving. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6527 I thought there was a kid... there wasn't ... it was A TEENAGER...UGHH 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6528 Wrong. He's NOT Albert Einstein! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6529 Tell us who your dealer is, now clowning around. No offence, John. 'None taken, Brad.' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6530 Tracking you down was no small feet. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6531 Tell me one more time. Where where you Friday night at nine thirty? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6532 The fact that you haven't figured out that I'm the bad cop probably explains why we caught you so quickly. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6533 Send in the clowns. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6534 Our precinct can no longer profile suspects. Each officer will be both good cop and bad cop from now on. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6535 We have done everything you asked..... now give up the names! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6536 Listen good Perp; this is not a laughing matter. Officer Pinky is always the good cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6537 Haven't you ever heard of 'bad cop', 'funny cop'?! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6538 I told yah already, it was an inside job. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6539 Another robot 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6540 Just answer the question, son. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6541 Look, this isn't funny...you're looking at five years in the slammer. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6542 So, you think you are made out of tough stuff? We'll just let Mr. Laffy have a turn at you! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6543 Listen here, willie... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6544 His father is Jeff Koons. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6545 Sargent McDonald has this graphic representation of the poodle you allegedly popped. You were caught with a pin and fragments that match the latex type of the victim. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6546 Oh, it's worse than that. We're playing good cop, zany cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6547 That’s right pal...we’re using bad cop creepy clown, so unless you want a ride downtown in a miniature car you’d better start talking. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6548 We're through clowning around. Tell us where you hid the elephant! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6549 Excuse me there Mr. Clown but your Poodle looks more like a Mexican Hairless. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6550 Let me make it simple. Either you talk, or he uses the squirt-flower-thingy. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6551 Let's get this over with, he's about to start his night shift. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6552 Tell us one more time, Pogo wants to be sure he understands that little stunt you tried to pull at the birthday party. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6553 Okay, smart boy, so you think clown college is a joke? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6554 Have you seen the boss's son yet? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6555 I went to clown college for this? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6556 What were saying about the Keystone Kops, again? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6557 Simmons here decided that auto theft prevention is actually the best medicine. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6558 You may think he’s clowning around, but I’d be careful punk, his name is a Dirty Harry! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6559 We have our own software to break you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6560 Good cop, bad cop wasn't working anymore so we've switched our model to ringmaster cop, clown cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6561 We can make this easy or we can make it hard. Your choice. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6562 We're going to play our favorite game "Good Cop/Bad Cop". You have to guess which is which. Are you feeling lucky? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6563 Tell us where the drugs are and he'll make as many tied together handkerchiefs come out of his sleeve as you want. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6564 Have you ever heard the 'good cop, crazy cop' routine? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6565 It's the required uniform. Do not fight the rules. Got it? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6566 Wuh? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6567 You confess and I'll let you play with Officer Clowny and get a swell balloon animal, or you can keep quiet and I'll pistol-whip you. What'll be? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6568 This is not punishment, but education. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6569 The clown cop says this is no weiner dog. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6570 You either talk to me or Bozo here sprays seltzer down your pants. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6571 The new boss is not clowning around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6572 Tell us where IT is! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6573 If you can figure him out, you can make it too. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6574 Ok, listen. We can do this my way or Billy's way, but I warn you he makes a mean balloon dog. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6575 Don't believe me? Wait'll you see his act. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6576 Still not talking, huh, Jimmy? If I leave here without some straight answers, the next face you see will belong to a mime! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6577 Yeah you wait, he can make balloon flowers and balloon snakes all night long. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6578 Sergeant Bippy here believes you swallowed all the psychedelic drugs before your arrest. You got any comment on that? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6579 If you must know, it’s a funhouse mirror on the other side. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6580 Guess where this is going, asshole? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6581 Sic 'em. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6582 He'll give it back to you if you give him his comb. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6583 Listen Mr. Facebook, I know what this looks like, but you won't be subject to enhanced interrogation for what you've done. My partner's not a neoclown. Some of us have to take second jobs to make ends meet. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6584 Look Bozo, if you don’t come clean with the truth, we’re bringing out the thumb tacks for your dog Bubbles! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6585 The good/bad cop routine was discovered the day Harry stopped wearing the clown's outfit. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6586 "Don't look at him, look at me. Where'd you put the money, Jim? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6587 "I hate being Bozo, the interrogation scare tactic." - Dave, who lost a bet 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6588 We don't do the good cop and bad cop shtick anymore ... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6589 I'll have you know the President has taken it upon himself to handpick the only THE BEST investigators in this case. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6590 where is the fun in making giraffes with the size of dog's neck? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6591 With success rates for Good Cop/Bad Cop falling, the NYPD has begun experimenting with alternatives 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6592 Cheer up. Here comes the clown. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6593 Too bad about your coulrophobia. Talk - or in he comes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6594 Confess now or I'll sick him on you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6595 For the last three years, you've known the man behind me as "Coco.... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6596 Good cop or bad cop all depends on your perception of clowns. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6597 'Listen perp, there's an easy way to do this or we have the bad clown if you want to try your luck with him. It's your choice.' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6598 Not talking eh. Well now my partner bad cop will terrorize you with scary clown antics until you confess! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6599 If you want to celebrate your birthday, you better corporate. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6600 You think you're being funny, buddy? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6601 No more good cop, bad cop. . . . Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6602 My eyes are over here, kid. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6603 If you still believe in the good cop - bad cop cliche, we ain't getting anywhere... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6604 You think this is funny? Don’t make me draw your attention to the center ring. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6605 If we need to play good cop - bad clown, be sure we will. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6606 Listen up, Bozo... I mean, punk! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6607 How can you explain the evidence we found hidden under your bed? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6608 City policy, after hospital performance improved 20 percent. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6609 It’s an air-tight alibi. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6610 I don't think you know, you've gotten yourself into. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6611 Twisty dog, twisty suspect.Bonzo doesn't care..TALK!!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6612 You're busted. Bobo and the dog go way back. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6613 Okay, sicko, we know you froze Officer Chuckles best friend. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6614 You mess with the wrong circus boy 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6615 And remember, if you pop a balloon, you're cooked! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6616 I want answers, no more clowning around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6617 Now do you remember Mr. Speckles? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6618 Listen son, this is no laughing matter. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6619 Talk, or you get the clown. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6620 I'm the cop cop! He's the clown cop.! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6621 I bet Mr. Binky would say otherwise! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6622 I think you have a little something on your face... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6623 Seriously, you’ve got smiles to go to make it on board. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6624 That's right. And Bob's allergic to rubber balloons. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6625 I thought City Hall was supposed to be the circus 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6626 Good cop, scary cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6627 It's simple. Either you tell me where you were Wednesday night, or I turn you over to the bad cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6628 Remember now. Only beef in a Big Mac. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6629 If you don’t tell us what we want to know, he’s just going to keep making crazier animals. You DON’T want to see that. Trust me. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6630 Your choice pal... Talk to us, or you want me to bring in the Mime? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6631 The department's canine unit ain't a laughing matter, pal! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6632 Dress up! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6633 Are you just clowning around? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6634 He's big for his age. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6635 Confess! - This is no joke - or you'll die laughing when he's done with you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6636 That’s right smart ass-I’m bad cop and this is patch Adams cop! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6637 You have to come clean , if you want to win the Parole Doggie. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6638 Okay, so we are clowning around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6639 The only thing he could catch with that disguise was a toy dog. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6640 No, he's a twister. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6641 This is the guy that will be interrogating you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6642 We’re not clowning around. It’s a good collar. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6643 Now look! Bozo here has a right to express himself with his blow-up transitional object. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6644 No more clown openings - you will have to actually work!! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6645 You're in luck; we have a new routine. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6646 It may have taken six months and a thorough undercover investigation, but John here has you pinned at the time and location of when the baby's candy was taken. Now where the hell are the Skittles?! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6647 Didn't they teach you what happens when you assume? It makes an ass out of you and them. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6648 No more funny business! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6649 So this is your lost dog? Why isn't he wearing his leash ...BECAUSE, he doesn't want to ...or need to go for a walk ... AND, there is NO filing a lost person's report! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6650 Maybe you've heard "...you can't tell a book by it's cover"? Well, I can tell you that this guy is way smarter than the guy with the dip-doo hair cut. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6651 We can give you an emotional support puppy if that'll help you talk. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6652 You think I'm the bad cop? Oh, you just wait. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6653 You can’t threaten me by vowing to vote!! The nice clown will escort you out to the door and will give you a balloon for promising to just play video games. Okay? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6654 Why don't you like Him? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6655 I hope you appreciate the trouble to which the constable has gone to find your pup! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6656 Frankly, I’m done clowning around. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6657 Hey, Buddy! This Good Cop, Bad Cop, is a Serious Game! We don't just Clown around! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6658 If you don't confess now we'll send in the Real Pennywise! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6659 Still won't talk? Detective Gumshoe, show him your lapel flower... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6660 If you think I'm scary, meet my partner. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6661 Wipe that smirk off your face, police questioning is no laughing matter! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6662 What makes you think we're playing 'good cop; bad cop'? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6663 No, you asked for a dog. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6664 Confess now or the next squeaky balloon is a pit bull with dreadlocks. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6665 Won't talk, eh. OK -- now it's time for the third degree. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6666 If you think you can be like him, go ahead. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6667 For only 63 cents a day you can plea bargain the animal cruelty charge away with the ADPCA. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6668 We have our ways of making your crack! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6669 No, kid. I'm the good cop. He's the bad clown. And if you don't start cooperating I'm going to let him twist you up like one of his balloon animals. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6670 Believe me, I'm not the bad cop! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6671 Okay pal, maybe you'd like to undergo several hours of Bad Clown antics now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6672 Next time you’re handed a balloon model, don’t try to talk your way out of it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6673 The evidence is quite damning. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6674 If you won't talk for the clown, we'll be forced to bring out the mime artist 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6675 Nobody reads my emails. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6676 Your choice. Cooperate or he will damage your IQ. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6677 Good copy. Bad cop. Which one do you want, sonny boy! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6678 listen to me you stupid fuck Juggaloism is entirely consistent with a sincere appreciation of Jeff Koons 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6679 You think I'm the bad cop, but that balloon dog is a demonstration of what he's going to do to you if you don't talk. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6680 I take your point about Detective Smith, but I'm definitely still the bad cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6681 My partner's prepared to lay a mischief rap on you right now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6682 The killer's methods seem to have evolved. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6683 Now we're going to play a little good cop/clown cop. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6684 If you're going to lie about doing the assignment, say that your dog ate your homework; don't *make* a dog for your homework. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6685 Come clean, punk - don't make him bring out the joy buzzer! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6686 Okay, can you confess so my partner and I can go on with our other day job. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6687 Unless you tell us what we need to know, the possum will be next 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6688 Don't get comfortable.I'm the good guy. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6689 It's time you started taking both of us seriously, not just him. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6690 Zuck, cooperate with me or that clown from the House. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6691 No more funny business, pal. It's time to talk. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6692 Don't make me play 'Good cop, bad clown' with you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6693 What's it going to be, clown? My way or the hard way? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6694 This isn't the time to clown around! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6695 Although Jerry always thought the legal justice system was a joke, he was certain of it after having been treated to a show featuring balloon animals made by a cop dressed in clown gear named Clem. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6696 Bring in the Kansas State Board of Education for questioning. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6697 Or we can see the 13 percent on Rotten Tomatoes show. You decide. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6698 So you're the bad clown? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6699 Better confess before we call in Officer Pennywise. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6700 THis is the good cop-bad cop interview. Guess, who is who? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6701 Good Cop, funny cop 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6702 True Detective s01e03 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6703 I’ll give you one last chance to answer...otherwise I’ll sic Bruno on you...and don’t be fooled by his elasticity. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6704 Yeah? And you think I'M the Bad Cop!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6705 So you're gonna make us play good cop/insane-make-you-laugh-until-your-head-explodes cop! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6706 Listen Mr. Koons, we can let you off easy this time, but this plagiarism has to stop! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6707 You don’t want to make me bring in clown cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6708 You're saying this toy did WHAT to you? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6709 So you wanna be a clown in my classroom, huh? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6710 Bad cop, clown cop 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6711 Well, maybe Sgt. Skelton isn't, but I'm finished clowning around! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6712 Before we get started: Don't count on Shackles being the GOOD cop. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6713 Origami?, you really think Geremias will fall for that? — I no longer do physical-humor, Steve... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6714 Ok kid, we know you stole the balloons from the clown at the birthday party. We found one piece of evidence that has your name on it. My clown is showing it to you now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6715 Is this good cop, bad cop? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6716 You should just tell me what I want to know. He's the bad cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6717 Our sophisticated data mining of your personal social media profiles has identified a weakness with clowns. Mr Coco, the suspect is all yours. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6718 It's his turn to be the bad cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6719 Alright you clown, we found your nose and wig, now where's the Koons? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6720 I'm not clowning around. He is. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6721 There’s only one person in this room who is allowed to clown around! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6722 No way . That was a Mac attack. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6723 If you think this infraction is child's play, well, you wait until you meet the dean of discipline! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6724 We moonlight as clowns too! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6725 Funny guy, eh? Well, let me introduce you to my Sgt. Shish Kebab ... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6726 You got it twisted, punk. You blew his cover. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6727 So you think that tail won't tickle like hell when someone waggles it under your chin? Ha! Show him, Floopsy! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6728 You think this is funny business, punk? Let’s see who’s laughing when the lawyer starts juggling your options. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6729 Oh, you’ll squeal alright…Bring in the puppies 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6730 Sometimes, It happens.... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6731 Thanks for your contribution to the Ronald McDonald Foundation. Can we take your order? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6732 Rocket scientist, or clow? Yo choose. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6733 Don't lie. Our forensic clown got the goods on you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6734 You called your teacher what? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6735 No, I’m the bad cop. He’s the whimsical cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6736 Now, do you want to confess, or am I going to have to hand you over Clown Cop? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6737 You won't be laughing when my partner gets here 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6738 You think pin pricking helpless animals is funny, don't you? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6739 Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I? Tripping balls? Which whuh whuh, my itchy my itchy down there. Oh, ok, I was dreaming, thank God, I didn't want to miss getting interrogated. Then I lost my legs. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6740 Since you are afraid of clowns, detective Smith will be questioning you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6741 Can we do this this the easy way, or will I have to bring in the top dogs? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6742 We're needing an explanation, kid. Whether we get it my way or Beezo's way is entirely up to you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6743 Now will you answer his questions?? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6744 Are clowns good or bad? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6745 Wow, I was expecting the clown to be the good cop here. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6746 As required by state policy, Mr. Claribel, our assistant principal, will amuse you should you find yourself bored during detention. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6747 My partner would like to have some yuks with you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6748 No, you're the suspect, I'm the bad cop, and he's looking for the bathroom. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6749 Any advice? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6750 He can't help you. No one will be able to hear you over the squeaking. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6751 Mr. King, I'd like to introduce you to Detective Pennywise. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6752 You've heard of Good Cop Bad Cop? Get ready for Good Cop Bad Clown sucker! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6753 For the last time, say uncle, or we'll have to tickle it out. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6754 Enough with the clown show, now 'fess up! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6755 Brian confessed to taking crystal meth as soon as they introduced him to Chief Detective Pennywise. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6756 With Officer Good-Cop & Officer Bad-Cop assigned elsewhere, the department had no choice but to send in Officers Lawful-Evil & Chaotic-Neutral. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6757 Either talk with me or I let my partner Sad Clown loose on you. You're gonna sing like a little baby! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6758 Oh, I see — it’s the old good cop, clown cop routine again. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6759 You'd better wise up or Chuckles here is gonna make a balloon animal out of you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6760 Bad cop. Good cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6761 Can you guess who's the good cop and who's the bad cop? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6762 Tell It! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6763 Quit your clowning around! We can play that game too! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
6764 Oh, no, no, no. I'm the good cop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6765 I seriously advise you not to clown around with my partner. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6766 Corporate didn’t fund it, they just suggested it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6767 I thought we were doing good clown bad clown. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6768 Better come clean...do you think we're clowning around? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6769 We're gonna have a squealing contest, an' it won't be pretty. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6770 We mean business. We are not clowning around! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6771 We know you popped all those balloon animals. You snapchatted it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6772 It’s not funny once he breaks the glass on his emergency herring jar. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6773 Listen up...if you don’t level with me, I’m gonna have to get the Good Cop back over here... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6774 "Ok scuzball, You got 10 seconds to start talking or my partner Detective Jingles is gonna get in your face and start the good cop...clown cop routine". 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6775 We're the FBI, son - we never clown around.... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
6776 Markie Zuckerberg, where were you and all of your friends on the night of November 8, 2016? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6777 All right, all right, I'll talk. Just no more clowns, I beg you! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6778 Last chance; Laugh or we turn him loose! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6779 Steve, a hoodie? It’s called Casual Friday 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6780 You should talk. He’ll make a balloon hat before you can cry for your mommy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6781 I am NOT a bad clown, and don't you forget it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6782 I've done everything I can, but it won't say a word. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6783 Perhaps Mr. Wiggles can make you talk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6784 It's great that Jenkins quit smoking, but he just couldn't drop the oral fixation 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6785 This isn't any old good-cop-bad-cop routine 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6786 It's called a day job, okay? Now...would you like another? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6787 Trying to pat officer bozo's service do is a very serious offence. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6788 I would like to have you meet with the school's counselor, Mr. Wimpy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6789 Tell us now and we'll cover your kid's birthday. Don't tell us and you don't get the nice balloon doggy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6790 You won't think this is so funny when you're facing 5 to 10 in jail. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6791 He's not the nice cop. I am. Wanna talk? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6792 No, I'm the good cop. Don't ask. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6793 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6794 You find the Bozo Squad funny? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6795 “Is this a confession? My partner’s already late for his day job”. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6796 Talk or I'll have Johnson set the dog on you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6797 You got jokes, huh? We got jokes, too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6798 OK, Buster! For the last time, where did you hide my partner’s other balloon? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6799 Son, if you don't start talking, we're going to have to play a little good cop bad cop. Unfortunately for you, Officer Nickelwise over here ISN'T the good cop. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6800 I guess we have to reconcile evolution with original victim. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6801 You have no idea how badly I want to meet Mike Tyson. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6802 I advise you to confess now, or else Bobo will entertain you for an hour. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6803 You really want clown around? Because Sgt. Blinky here can clown around! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6804 Confess now if you don't want to be twisted into a human pretzel! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6805 Last chance, kid. My partner can be merciless. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6806 It’s good you admitted copying, but we can’t tolerate wiener envy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6807 Ok punk, smiles are a dime a dozen. What I want is a big guffaw. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6808 So, you think this funny? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6809 This is a little game we play called good cop, bad cop, capich? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6810 The New Republic. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6811 Clown squeezes balloon. Screeching squeaks. Squeamish, you squeal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6812 Your teachers recommended you speak with Mr. Zippo about our new circus-prep curriculum. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6813 It's a new system we're trying out. It's called bad cop, evil clown cop. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6814 Bon cop, mauvais clown 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6815 your note going to make a clown outa me, now answer the question! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6816 Y’all backward. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6817 No, he's not undercover. Just explain what is wrong with you, with that smirk on your face, and stomping on his squeakies. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6818 Meanwhile, talk to the good cop. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6819 I have to say, that's a pretty twisted story. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6820 I can leave you to Mr. Doodles, but beware — he works for tips and we took your wallet. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6821 We know how you got them in. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6822 Confess, or you're gonna rue today is the day you were born. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6823 Ignore him...He handles the search dogs. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6824 You might well ask, "Who's the clown?" Well, you'll have to give us what we want to find out. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6825 Tell me the truth now or it's balloons and bad jokes. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6826 Confess, or we shoot the dog. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
6827 There must be something wrong with you-this is no laughing matter. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6828 Can you prove this is the officer that arrested your Barbie Doll? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6829 Ok, tough guy. My partner's going to do the "chicken dance song" until you start talking... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6830 I know its only a toy, but with your arrest we get our picture on the bulletin board. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
6831 I will check the Halloween policy for next year 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6832 You don't want to end up as a politician, do you? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
6833 Admit it now or he'll tickle you to death. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6834 Yeah, you're right, we're playing good cop bad cop. The thing is ... I'm the food cop. 1.0682 0.02069 176 165 10 1
6835 You’d think, gawdamnit, but he’s about as fun as that dang dawg of ‘is. 1.0673 0.01741 208 194 14 0
6836 I know I can't get away with sneaking something inside a cake, but you can still bake one for me. 1.0657 0.02364 137 129 7 1
6837 Now listen up champ. We aren’t playing ‘Good cap, Bad cap’ here. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6838 I think you may have overly inflated this case officer. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6839 Not impressed. Can he do a dinosaur? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6840 We’re going to need you to quit clowning around sir, this is serious. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6841 Manic Depressive Teacher. It's not just guns! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6842 The Clown Liaison Unit wants to remind you that nonconsensual untwirling and retwirling of the tail is a Class A felony - haven't you heard of #meblew? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6843 No, I'm the good copy and he's the bad clown. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6844 I'm the good cop. He's one wacky clown. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6845 We'll let you decide who is the "good cop" and who is the "bad cop." 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6846 Don't tell me to stop clowning around 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6847 Listen up. It's joke no joke. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6848 The war on drugs may be a mockery, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6849 You think the squeaky crunch of a balloon terrier is grating? Bozo - a poodle! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6850 Unlike my partner, the charges against you are *very* serious. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6851 Come clean, otherwise we'll have to turn the attack dog lose on you 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6852 Umm...did Penny wise lose his way to the movie set? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6853 Mr Sugarman, tell us why your 126 million followers cast vote for a clown with dog show? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6854 Well well, we’ve got one sick puppy here don’t we? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6855 Amy Schumer is as good at solving crimes as she is at telling jokes. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6856 And just were exactly do you think we found the Coke-r Spaniel? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6857 OK, the clowning around is over. Let's get real. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6858 Remember punching this clown? Not a clown! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6859 Just wait until I bring in Jeff Koons, then we’ll see who’s laughing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6860 They call him LAPD's Killer Clown because his jokes leave the room dead, and also because he shot an unarmed twelve-year-old in Tulsa. Turns out if you resign before they fire you, you don't have to disclose it on your application. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6861 Yeah, he's "good cop"! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6862 You think you can clown around-huh? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6863 Would you rather...? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6864 You may be a con, but my partner's an expert in funny business. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6865 You said you weren’t talking and were going to take the 5th. The 8th amendment is the one that would’ve protected you from this cruel and unusual punishment! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6866 Give me the truth and the wiener dog is yours. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6867 I’m tired of you guys playing good clown, bad cop with me. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6868 You did it...You blew it up! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6869 This is what you describe when you were drunk at the Trump rally. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6870 No, we're playing 'Good Cop, Nonsensical Cop'. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6871 Quit clowning around Kowalski, and tell us where the money is! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6872 You turned the sergeant into a clown, weirdo, when he learned the solid-gold doggie you stole is worth a fortune on the street. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6873 Listen - when he's finished clowning around, you're going to wish you talked to me, and only me 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6874 You better talk because that clown is awful horny. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6875 So you can open up to me, the good copy, or him, the bad clown. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6876 Does it look like we are playing around? There were children murdered! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6877 If course the suspect wasn't wearing a badge. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6878 Ok, Pauly, since you think this whole case is a joke. Detective Ferguson here, is going to have a word with you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6879 Tag, he's It! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6880 Are you prepared to admit this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6881 We're finished clowning around with you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6882 The dog? Oh, that was the last perp that didn't confess. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6883 Like it or not, learning to tie balloon animals is good for your soul ! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6884 I might have twisted the balloon into a dog, but that cop was always a clown. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6885 And now let's all give a big welcome to 'Comey the Clown' proudly sent to us from Washington's National Human Resource Recovery Agency! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6886 Cop Left: "Knock Knock" Suspect: "Who's there?" Cop Left: "You, stuck in the middle with us!" 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6887 Is this how Tommy DeVito looked on the night of the alleged murder attempt when he said "I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?" Spider's interrogation when authorities finally caught on he was still alive. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6888 Tell Jerry that his dog is real. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6889 Trust me pal. In the pen, the balloon's bite is just as deadly as Bubba's bark. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6890 The worm, the snake, the eel... were you, or were you not, handling balloons without a license? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6891 Pay attention! It's the principal! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6892 Fine! Sgt. Bozo will now make balloon animals and rub them in your hair, shuffle on the floor and carefully not touch you on the nose but be very close. See how long you can stand that, Mr. Non-Conductor Man! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6893 I am sure you are familiar with good cop bad cop. Well this is bad cop , funny cop 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6894 Sure, you might be smiling now, punk, but Officer Beebo has a couple more tricks up his sleeve! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6895 I'm not the scary cop. My partner -- he's the scary cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6896 No, this isn’t the old good-cop-clown-cop routine! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6897 Let's blame global warming. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6898 The scariest day of my life.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6899 It's called "Pin the Tail on the Donkey". he was "pinned" last month; now he passes it on to the next "Donkey". Stand up. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6900 Wigs of any kind sort of set Sgt. Jakes free.He wants you to think he’s funny.And pretty. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6901 And this clown will prove it! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6902 We can pin your dog’s tail on our jackass right now. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6903 bottom text 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6904 We all do things we regret afterwards, right Harold? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6905 Best case you're looking at a minimum two years confined to a very small car with a lot of other inmates and time off for zany behavior. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6906 They coerced a confession with the old good cop/clown cop routine. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6907 Georgie wouldn't talk to me either. You wanna be like Georgie and talk to my colleague here instead? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6908 Officer "Fuzzy the Clown" infiltrates another illegal backyard puppy mill. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6909 This is NOT a bad cop - balloon modelling cop situation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6910 Can't break you, huh? This is the guy who broke John Wayne Gacy! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6911 Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6912 You can work with me or I leave you alone with this merry-andrew. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6913 Officer Bozo will take your statement now. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6914 You've heard of good cop-bad cop? Well this is serious cop-funny cop. Get it, smart guy? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6915 I decided a red balloon isn’t scary enough 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6916 If you don't want to take this seriously we have other ways. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6917 Talk to me while you can, kid. I'm the good cop. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6918 Tell us your the mass murderer we've been looking for and you’ll get a balloon dog from officer McDonald . 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6919 ON THE FOLLOWING DAY'S NEWS CONCERNING THE DOUBLE HOMICIDE, IT WOULD BE REPORTED THAT DETECTIVE MADISON WAS UNFORTUNATELY UNAWARE OF THE SUSPECT'S FATAL FEAR OF CLOWNS WHEN THE DETECTIVE ATTEMPTED TO EMPLOY THE "GOOD COP, BAD COP" SCENARIO. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6920 We don’t bother with ‘good Cop’ anymore, buddy. It’s just ‘bad Cop and clown Cop’, and you won’t like his tricks. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6921 Alright, Jonesy --- aren't you getting a little old for this? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6922 Forget your mommy. Better call Giuliani. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6923 This is my identical twin brother Carl. iI you don't cooperate with us we will find your identical twin brother, Lars and dress him up like a donkey and make him follow you around. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6924 WHAT IS THIS CLOWN TRYING TO TELL YOU? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6925 How'd he do it? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6926 Are you gonna talk, or is Bozo here gonna have to twist some more balloons squeaks? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6927 You better come clean now before the real "fun" starts. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6928 Confess, or we'll bring you back to childhood 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6929 And yet you did say you wanted to lawyer up. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6930 He will be your mentor and will show you how to work and play with others here. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6931 So...Is this how the guy in the sewer looked like 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6932 It was an inside job, wasn't it? I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about the entire force in this town is just... funny. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6933 Don't mind him, the new administration has started making changes. Now I'll ask again, "where did I leave my car keys?!" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6934 Gary Larson owns. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6935 We're not playing here! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6936 'I know I? to big for this stuff pa, I? sorry, all right?' 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6937 What made you think school was “just a clown show?” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6938 Quit clowning around and tell the detective who your ringleader is of this ballooning criminal activity. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6939 We’re all through clowning around . . . 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6940 Your'e in for it now, pal. You ruined Malone's son's DeMolay Installation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6941 The wig won't come off, and it's starting to seriously affect our relationship. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6942 Tell us what you know, and there’s more where that came from. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6943 If we catch you one more time he'll throw the pie at throw the pie at you 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6944 You leave us no choice, here comes the worst cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6945 If you want a job at Dept of Education, Security, you will have to take a series of challenging tests. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6946 You play bad cop, I’ll play Applebee’s-on-your-birthday—that’s how we’ll get him. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6947 Believe me, you don't want to talk to the 'Bad Cop' over there! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6948 Since you won't talk, we're going to start the good clown, bad clown routine. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6949 "So you're telling me that you're NOT the clown behind these murders?" It was then that Eric knew that he was in some funny business. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6950 We are interrupting the enhanced interrogation so that Rocko the Clown here can teach you how to make animals from balloons. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6951 If you don’t talk, the dog will die. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6952 My thought is me: that's why I can't stop. I exist because I think… and I can't stop myself from thinking. At this very moment - it's frightful - if I exist, it is because I am horrified at existing. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6953 Just be honest with us and it’ll be better for you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6954 You can call him Officer Bozo if you want, but his canine caught you dead to rights. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6955 Ok, Frankie, one last chance—-are you going to the captain’s puppet show? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6956 You can't fool me with that good clown bad clown act. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6957 It's either a boring lawyer or Crafty the Clown. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6958 So Build The Block still has a few kinks. C'mon, work with us here. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6959 We ain't clowning around here bub! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6960 With all due respect, I believe Detective Good Cop would be more interesting to talk with. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6961 Look, kid - we got your DNA on the weapon. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6962 Okay, so tell us again how it went down. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6963 Clown cop- bad cop 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6964 OK, so you figured out we’re using a bad guy- good guy approach - now talk! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6965 I'm tired of you clowning around, Jerry. This is the third one we've found without a permit! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6966 Okay, so this clown doesn't scare you... Next, we're bringing President Spanky the Clown. He will scare the crap out of you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6967 Well, it’s his interpretation of YOLO. It... it’s a very limiting medium. Now talk! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6968 You see this? THIS is your future if you keep committing crimes like a toddler! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6969 Ok, Mr. Hard Case. Just remember we had this conversation when you get a lopsided giraffe balloon instead of a dog balloon... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6970 Good luck figuring out which of us is the good cop and which of us is the sad clown holding a balloon animal cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6971 Don't expect the whole "good cop/silly cop" routine from us. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6972 You thought I was playing bad cop, wait til It starts grilling you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6973 No no no, I said 'Jeez, thought it was legal', not 'Please, wrought me a beagle.' 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6974 So let me get this right, you're saying you didn't steal the balloon dog design from Jeff Koons? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6975 “Boo ba di di di di boo ba, circus! Boo ba di di di di boo ba, afro! Circus, afro, circus, afro, Polkadot, polkadot, polkadot, afro!” Segue to “Move It” con brio, and you’ll be top of New Agent class at Quantico. Welcome to the President’s new FBI! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6976 Yeah, you clam up now. But you'll talk. They always talk. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6977 "Let me get this straight. You did say, "Let's blow this puppy up", you were just clowning around, and now you can see how ridiculous that sounds?" The PD's new Interrogation Interpreter seemed to be getting results. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6978 You messed with the wrong dog. This is no joke. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6979 See, Mr. Class Clown, you can be replaced. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6980 I can't take this seriously with a clown in the room 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6981 So… what you see is still juggling. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6982 Hey! look at me --You'll get a better job, so forget the pain. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6983 Don't let his clown face and balloon dog fool you, kid. I'm the good cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6984 In conclusion, John will illustrate your position with a screw balloon. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6985 This is Bob, our office humorist. He isn't paid." "This is Bob, our office humorist. He's retiring. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6986 You must be clowning, "I wouldn't have enough hot air to blow that balloon horse even if I had as much hot air as D. Trump. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6987 This is his interrogation plan for you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6988 Listen kid, I’m trying to help you out, but my partner here doesn’t play so nice with Party Poopers. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6989 I said I wanted a llama Steve and this is clearly an alpaca. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
6990 Wasn't just the elephants who got let go by the circus and, be careful, this guy is still full of clown envy. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6991 Try not to laugh. HA. HA. HA. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6992 But had promised that I get to be the clown this year. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6993 I find the interrogation room to be a tired premise also. I am angry! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6994 Once more Harry. This is an course in Economics. Pennywise is an expression. Not a clown. So no more talk about clowns, penny or otherwise. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6995 So ballon animals didn't do the trick--fine. We're gonna tickle that confession outta you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6996 Homey don’t play that. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6997 ‘Our witness has made it clear that he was happy to come in without the enticement of ballon animals. This “clown hero” bit is getting old, detective’ 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6998 Trust me, you don’t want him to make his sword. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
6999 Talk or my partner the clown here does his act on you 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7000 Next time you'll think twice about stealing a toy at a kid's party. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7001 Got any fancy theories to explain this one, Det. Darwin? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7002 Johnny, meet Bob, our new principal." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7003 where do you get off throwing a balloon animal at a cop? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7004 At that rate, he can't have gotten far. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7005 If we want, we can hold you indefinitely...Welcome to the Big Apple son. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7006 Jimmy, meet Officer Bobo from Circus Division and his K9 officer, Wolfie. Now let’s talk about the missing confetti... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7007 Your choice kid...bad cop, bozo cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7008 I love this clown, this clown is my husband, but he smells like garbage. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7009 Fine, don't talk. But Old Clowny here knows your weak spots. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7010 No, that is not Elliot Stabler of "Clown S.V.U." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7011 The ASPCA tipped us off and I think you know why. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7012 And he's the good clown... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7013 I'd start talking, or he'll switch to mime. I hear his pantomime stairs routine broke Robert Gates... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7014 Best to cooperate. You really don't want to meet Bad Clown! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7015 Up for a little bad cop - balloon cop? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7016 I believe you thought he was neglected, but K-9 sent a clown that thinks you fed his dog to your pit bulls. 'Be back soon, you wanted a soda? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7017 Now Roger here, knows how to dress for a job interview! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7018 Now start talking, or Sgt. Blake does his entire repertoire! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7019 I'm Mutt. He's Bozo. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7020 And no more of those "Clown cop, bad cop" wisecracks, okay? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7021 This is your last chance before we bring in Bonzo, he magician. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7022 You really thought cracking the window would be OK!?!? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7023 Just answer the question, and he'll perform free at your next birthday party . . . wherever it is. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7024 We're trying something new here: good cop/bad cop was getting cliche 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7025 Nobody's gonna believe that detective Buster planted this on you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7026 We can do this the east way or the hard way. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7027 You do fear if Mr. Clown shape-shifts to a balloon dog! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7028 We want to know where you hid his search dog's mate? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7029 It's a pet-friendly police station. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7030 Bad luck! The clown you didn't laugh at has a son on the police force. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7031 Where's Georgie? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7032 His stage name is 'Dirty Harry Scary' and he keeps the kids in line like nobody's business. And stop changing the subject. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7033 Billy, I think you take this class too seriously. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7034 Stop clowning around mister! Where are the rest of the balloons you stole? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7035 Our good cop - bad prop technique doesn't seem to be working 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7036 You've heard of "good cop, bad cop?" He's good cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7037 No caption -- I'm serious about that as my entry. This brilliant cartoon is very funny and completely self-explanatory. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7038 This was the weapon found near the victim 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7039 Seems like we'll be resorting to a Third-Degree Circus. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7040 A Magnum Evolver was found in the church dumpster next door. I think there's enough evidence to put the case to rest. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7041 You've made it necessary for me to bring in my Luten-IT. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7042 He’s the good cop 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7043 We can do this hard or we can do this easy. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7044 Last words before I turn you over to the good cop? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7045 Late hex? What are you, a warlock? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7046 lesson #1 - you would never know that this guy is a pedaphile 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7047 You start telling us what you know; or I step out and it's just you and Sparkles. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7048 It lacks a human element. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7049 :'Pretent you don't know him when he dashes into the meeting dressed as a Killer Clown." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7050 Only you can help us stop this plague of party balloon fetishes. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7051 Come clean or your only bed will be heap of balloon critters and clown wigs. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7052 Yeah, right! Who do we look like, Bozo the clown? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7053 Ever see "It?" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7054 For the last time....You don't look anything like your Dad. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7055 The school already has enough clowns. So don’t try anything funny. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7056 Alright you bitch it's time for bad cop clown cop and I'm not the bad cop 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7057 What kind of psychedelic drug is in the dog! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7058 You might want to take that ‘i’m crazy’ defense down the road, Pal. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7059 His cancellation policy is outrageous. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7060 Is it too late to enter April 16 contest? Check out the speedy evolution, but the car was moving faster. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7061 'Look Mister' - Don't play around us police officers! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7062 Without copyright, there wouldn't be art. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7063 We do "good cop/bad cop" here. He's in training for "good cop". 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7064 Is your car big enough for the entire staff? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7065 Not even uncle Bobo is going to get you out of this one, pal. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7066 Now you're in for it - bring on the balloon dog! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7067 Look, I don't know what the cops are like in Pittsburgh, but in this department we ain't clownin' around. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7068 Meet Officer Pagliacco from our office in Rome. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7069 If you think I'm rough on you, just wait till I sick my partner "THE DOG" on you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7070 No, we don't play 'good cop, bad cop,' anymore." This here is my Captain. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7071 Spiders, snakes, roaches...nothing bothers you?? Coulrophobia??? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7072 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. You have the power here. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7073 I'm the hard man here, understand? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7074 Don't look at him. He's the bad cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7075 Pennywise? Just observing, punk. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7076 I see a creepy cop and a bad cop! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7077 I Promise. ... I'm the good cop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7078 And you'll be working with all the rest of the clowns 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7079 You don't really want us to play good clown, bad clown, do you? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7080 Um, John the suspect is in my uniform. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7081 It (2017) 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7082 What clown? I don't see a clown. You've been reading too much of what's his name. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7083 Trust me his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7084 Shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7085 If you think this is just another 'good clown, bad cop' routine, you're in for a shock, punk. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7086 WE'RE clowning around?! No, YOU'RE clowning around, buddy! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7087 See the balloon dog kid? That'll be you if Superintendent Giggles thinks you're lying. Capiche? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7088 I'm guessing he'll rollover first. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7089 So, you really think this good cop, bad cop strategy will work? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7090 "Listen, kid, I brought in the CCU -the special criminal clown unit. Now, fess up! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7091 Don't get cute with me, wait for Tim's turn 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7092 WHERE ARE THE BODIES BURIED, BOZO? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7093 I had to call Jack back from the Circus to watch you so trust me, we're really not clowning around here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7094 Yeah... it's "good cop, bad cop". Your choice. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7095 Either you answer my question or you will have to deal with that clown! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7096 You wanna play hardball,kid? Meet my partner,Officer ‘Mad Dog’Hendrikson! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7097 And crack you will, we’re not playing games here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7098 I'm Inspectof Clouseau and I believe you know my partner. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7099 Look, if Dectective Bozo says it's a hot dog, it's a hot dog. Don't keep on laughing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7100 I'm the bad cop and he's the purge cop 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7101 Your Attorney is here and you can confess now 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7102 NYPD Balloon 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7103 We brought him in because it's your birthday! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7104 You have the right to not smile. Any smile in a police station can and will be used against you. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7105 Your behavior is ballooning out of control. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7106 Won't talk, huh? Maybe a fright wig and a balloon doggie will change your mind. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7107 Maybe you'll be more cooperative with Officer Pennywise. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7108 Stop clowning around! It is indisputable from the balloon animal found at the crime scene that you were the ringmaster of this crime. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7109 Unfortunately for you, this investigation only has room for one clown and it looks like Detective Smith called dibs. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7110 Start talking; He just got back from Guantanamo 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7111 You actually want us to believe that this a dog? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7112 Stop clowning around, we know all about your little magician scheme. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7113 We had to lay off the German Sheperds in the budget cuts. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7114 ....and if you don't cooperate, the consequences won't be funny. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7115 We are not clowning around ! Is this the Dog you saw that night .... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7116 No, I'm the good guy and he's the bad guy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7117 Tell us where he went and Boo Boo here will give you the doggie and a blunt! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7118 I'm only gonna ask this once. Tell my partner Mr. Buttercup if you can place this balloon animal at the scene of the crime. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7119 Come clean or deal with menacing cop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7120 And that looks like a GUN to you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7121 You’d prefer water boarding? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7122 Well, we’ll see Mr. Tough Guy. I bet Mr Chuckles and his friend Bobo will make you talk. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7123 Okay. This is the testing ground for new strategies against Russia. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7124 The facts in this case are evolving rapidly! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7125 We can do it the easy way, or we can do it the Clown Way. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7126 He's new here---still learning the routine. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7127 No, we’re not trying to play good cop Bozo cop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7128 Don't make us sic the dogs on you. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7129 We call it Juvenile Justice. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7130 Our undercover agent shows you the evidence you left behind when you were spotted trying to lure children into the woods. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7131 The undercover clown saw you twist the dog's leg. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7132 Do you guys ever switch roles as good cop bad cop? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7133 Looks like we have a real chameleon on our hands. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7134 From now on it's "Mr. President SIR". 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7135 So you flunked out of Mime School the thought of being a clown was degrading. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7136 Talk now or he breaks your funny bone! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7137 Confess, 'cause clown cop cracks criminal craniums. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7138 You want me to turn you over to ICE or Rainbow ICE? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7139 He doesn't clown around when he knows the suspect is telling the truth. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7140 The Chief says we can't use good cop/bad copy to intimidate anyone. Well let's just see how you go with a bit of good cop/clown cop then. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7141 I’ll let Johnny take it from here “squeak squeak” 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7142 ...and then the drugs kicked in... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7143 You’ve heard of bad cop/good cop? Well, we’re bad cop/clown cop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7144 My superego is right behind me! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7145 Now tell us where you were last night; or you'll be the next human cannonball at the Big Apple Circus. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7146 Now my partner will play the 'bad cop' 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7147 You may not admire our principal here, but he really understands you young people. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7148 What do you mean “ He’s guilty of animal cruelty”? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7149 No, I'm the good cop--just wait and see what this bad cop does. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7150 Nobody else has a problem fitting in. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7151 I guess you could say I'm 'Good Cop' and he's Bozo the Cop. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7152 You better talk or he’ll pop that thing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7153 Isn’t it rich? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7154 You aren't getting out of here until you tell us how you made this. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7155 As you can see, I know Bozo and you, sir, are no Bozo. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7156 Talk, or my partner here will make your worst nightmares come true. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7157 Good cap, bad cap 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7158 Seriously you want to have a serious conversation with me, with Bozo standing behind you . 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7159 You'll have to excuse Frank... It's just that he figured a con artist like you would want something more creative than a dog. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7160 Fess up, we know that it was you who rubbed that balloon over my colleagues head while he was asleep. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7161 It is not just another balloon! That's Snoopy from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7162 You're the clown here. You'll talk to me, or you'll never see your dog again. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7163 So when can I sign up? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7164 Good Cop, funny cop 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7165 Yes, this is still executive time. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7166 We found this clear evidence of balloon abuse in your locker. Anything more you want to tell us about your twisted animal fantasies before we search your apartment? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7167 Anders and Clancey made good clown, bad cop look easy. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7168 Officer, was the arrest captured on the car-cam? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7169 Good guy...Bad clown! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7170 What, now you're gonna try and scare it outta me? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7171 Our psychiatric evaluator has been studying you from behind the one way mirror for nearly an hour. Are you ready for your first session? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7172 So then what? You got ruff? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7173 Training for mail delivery starts now. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7174 Get it together, Josh!! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7175 Those clowns didn't like me at SVU auditions 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7176 The preliminary testing stages of “Good Cop Clown Cop” yielded promising results. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7177 When "Good Cop-Bad Cop" didn't work, they transitioned to "Good Cop-Clown Cop". 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7178 Okay, start talking. It's time for you to turn this clown's frown upside down. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7179 Tell me what you know or I swear he'll start miming. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7180 After this, you won't be smiling again! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7181 Why do you think we call it an interror-gation? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7182 Jeremy completely denied taking LSD! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7183 You can have these doggie toys when you tell us why you shot your cats and put them in a soup. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7184 Clowns aren't necessarily the GOOD COP! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7185 As you well know, pets aren’t allowed through airport security 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7186 But I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7187 The Joker’s just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7188 "I'm going to upfront with you kid, we've scrapped "good cop, bad cop" for indifferent and pathetic. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7189 POP! Goes the weasel. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7190 Can he make a monkey? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7191 Does THIS look familiar?! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7192 Now, tell him you wanna have a good time! We have an audience. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7193 You call this a responsible-bred English badger dog?! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7194 Bad cop, clown cop 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7195 Say that again. -officer I’m so- Say That Again! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7196 I’m going to ask you one more time. I that a dog or a deer Sgt. Poundfoolish is holding? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7197 Enough 'bad cop'. Let's see if you crack for 'obnoxious cop'. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7198 We have our ways. Have you been read your Bozo Rights? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7199 Yeah - we hire your worst nightmares to make you talk. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7200 Charles, we have reason to suspect you plagiarized your final exam. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7201 No not good cop, bad cop. We're good cop, funny cop. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7202 How does it feel to be a contestant on the hit reality show good cop -bad cop? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7203 Seriously, we are not clowning around! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7204 This is a good cop bad clown situation here and I suggest you cooperate. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7205 Good guess, wiseguy. That bozo is the "good cop". 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7206 If you think Monty Python’s Killer Bunny was bad, wait until you see the fangs of the Rabid Balloon Dog. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7207 Just forget it detective Clancy appealing to his inner child isn't getting a confession from this hard ass 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7208 Listen, pal, what you need to understand is that I'M the good cop. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7209 My buddy at clowning around... who sold you this balloon animal? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7210 Good Cop/Guilt Cop: My partner put on a ridiculous wig and makeup to be the good cop. Do you know how hard it was to twist that balloon into a dog? The least you could do is confess. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7211 just to be clear, I am the 'good cop' 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7212 Don't make your situation blow up any bigger than it needs to. Tell the truth, and quit twisting things out of proportion! If my partner can learn that, so could you. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7213 It's not Good Cop/Bad Cop. He earned his badge by making the best chalk drawings around the victims. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7214 We know you know what this is you clown. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7215 ...first you steal his SmartBones...next you shrink his Manhood... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7216 This ain't no time for clowning around! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7217 Is that Joe Davola? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7218 OK, we're doing interrogation this the old fashion way Mr, so who's up first, good clown or bad clown? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7219 Well dammit ....there just ought to be! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7220 He's got an act in 5 minutes, now tell us, where did you hid his horn? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7221 This is your classic good cop, bad clown interrogation, so pay attention. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7222 Bozo's holding circus-stantial evidence that links you to the crime. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7223 “I DON’T LIKE CLOWNS!” The colored hair, the balloon dog, the runny red nose, ...especially the runny RED NOSE. ?? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7224 All right, Wyatt, Sergeant Burns and I have had enough of your clowning around. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7225 Confess or we will go clown on your ass. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7226 I'm de good cop; he was the funny. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7227 We're not kidding around! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7228 This is my Uncle Earl Bob, he is my third client. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7229 Work cop, Play cop: "Jack, you are too dull" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7230 Look Bozo, either start telling the truth or I'm going to sic your namesake on you! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7231 Wipe that smirk off your face! The Clown Scared Straight Program is no laughing matter! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7232 With new psychoanalysis techniques, Bandi can finally combine passion and career. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7233 “The Citizen’s Review Board may think this levels the playing field, but rest assured he’s the ‘bad cop’ so give him a reason to leave. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7234 Okay, son. This is enough clowning around. Detective Goodcop will be stepping out while you tell me where you took the dog. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7235 And if that doesn’t do the trick, you’ll be spilling your guts in no time to stop Det. Bozo from doing his mime routine. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7236 Good cop, balloons. Bad cop, balloons. Your choice. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7237 I'm not clowning around! Wait 'till my partner gets his hands on you. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7238 This was probably not an act of God. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7239 I'm more into Korn and Tool, but Jenkins there is a Juggalo. He totally sucks, and I hate him. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7240 Here's your safe space. How about a little face painting to go with the puppy and the clown? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7241 I've heard that evidence given by police dogs is admissible in court these days, but this has just been blown out of proportions. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7242 What's the big idea? -Officer Bozo looked a little depressed, so I thought I'd make him feel like a Wiener today. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7243 No more clowing around! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7244 ...and in you think I’m clowning around, you must have me mistaken for somebody else! 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7245 That's right. The precinct is on the take, and there's nothing you rotten kids and your big stupid dog can do about it. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7246 ...And is this the outfit you wore to scare Trick or Treatters? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7247 Look, son, you cooperate with me or I turn you over to this David Remnick impersonator. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7248 Now tell me again, why think this really isn’t art.... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7249 This balloon was found at the crime scene and so far you're the only suspect 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7250 Confess! Or he’ll dog you ‘til the end of your days. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7251 We know you blew it, we know blew it! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7252 Is this the guy who stole your balloon animal?" "No. He was smiling. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7253 Our Latest system requires that the criminals interrogate the criminals, so im going to be losing my job soon! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7254 What kind of bozo do you take me for? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7255 Oh crap, wrong set! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7256 We can do this the easy way or the hard way... but either way, we'll have you in stitches 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7257 Is this related to the “break” I was promised? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7258 If you want to see the show- confess! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7259 And three counts of counterfeit kittens...now give us Banksy 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7260 It's called 'humane detention'. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7261 You won't talk? This is IT! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7262 It's just me and you now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7263 What got you in that seat is your comment on safe sex Mr. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7264 Whadda ya' mean I've got the wrong guy?! Oh you mean him. No, budget cuts have simply forced us to embrace alternative sketch artists. Now where are the jewels, Kat Burglar? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7265 Don't mind that guy, he's a joker. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7266 Ok, what will it be; bad cop or clown cop? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7267 Work with us on this. The Chief initiated a new procedure he calls Good Clown Bad Clown." Complete the survey after the interview. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7268 Did you pick your feet In Clown Town? Or maybe was that POUGHKEEPSIE? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7269 Bet your having trouble getting your 45 year old head around this crazy dream! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7270 He inflated his artistic skills during the interview. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7271 As your "woke" teacher, I am prepared to differentiate my instruction for you. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7272 If you plead guilty, he'll break out the baloons. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7273 No, it's his every day mask. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7274 Listen wiseguy, you think we're all just here for a chuckle? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7275 Listen up son, I want no funny business alright ! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7276 You STILL think I'm joking? Then maybe it's time you talk with Sergeant Krusty. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7277 Hey intern, my boss is about to audition for the next batman movie. What do you think? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7278 Seriously, if you can't sing, you better at least be able to bark like one of those shivering lap dogs that's not really a service animal. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7279 You're funnier than he is so how is this supposed to work? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7280 Not going to take this seriously, huh? Then why don't we go about it ANOTHER way? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7281 Here’s the deal, kid; I’m the good cop! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7282 It all happened in 7 days 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7283 I’m the good cop - he’s the bad one. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7284 Tell us who your supplier is or we have to lock you up. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7285 There's a "tale" in here somewhere. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7286 If Mr Chuckles can't loosen your tongue, maybe I'll need to bring out the juggling clubs. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7287 How many people could fit in this clowns car? One, and he took him in for questioning. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7288 Okay buddy, stop your clowning around. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7289 Stop clowning around. Tell us where you got that rabbit from! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7290 I could be Rodney Dangerfield. I could be Joe Friday. I haven't decided yet. The point is, he's the good one. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7291 "OK son, we want the truth or my partner brings in the seltzer bottle". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7292 Either tell ME, or I'll turn you over to FRANK. He's been to the new training. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7293 Oh, I'll give you someone to clown around with, smart guy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7294 and that's just a sample size. yeah, my partner's the Bad Clown you've maybe heard about. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7295 Look, don’t make us play bad cop, clown cop—‘cause it won’t be pretty. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7296 Time for a rousing round of Bad Cop, Clown Cop! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7297 We can't afford to hire the real Andy Samberg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7298 Yeah, I know. It isn't easy being a clown wearing a tie these days. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7299 Here’s the bad news. He’s the bad cop. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7300 No more of your clowning around. Was he or she singing, "Send in the clowns" or not? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
7301 It's thoughtless clowns like you that are giving a bad name to law-abiding people like partner. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7302 If you think he's good, it's only because you haven't heard me do my Jay-Z impression. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7303 Looks like the perp punctuated their equilibriums. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7304 This puts a whole new meaning to good-cop-bad-cop intimidation. I’m pretty sure good cop will be more effective in this case. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0