Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
We are authorized to use farce, if necessary. |
1.9788 |
0.01139 |
5009 |
1681 |
1753 |
1575 |
1 |
Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking. |
1.9210 |
0.01114 |
5053 |
1798 |
1856 |
1399 |
2 |
Oh, you'll laugh. They all laugh. |
1.8660 |
0.01193 |
4283 |
1630 |
1597 |
1056 |
3 |
Don't make us go for the juggler. |
1.8611 |
0.01279 |
3982 |
1611 |
1313 |
1058 |
4 |
If you think he's a clown, wait until you meet your public defender. |
1.8460 |
0.01091 |
5274 |
2124 |
1838 |
1312 |
5 |
I’m going to need you to describe the perp to our balloon artist. |
1.8008 |
0.01634 |
2294 |
976 |
799 |
519 |
6 |
“I’m the carrot. He’s the stchick”. |
1.7953 |
0.01123 |
5042 |
2223 |
1628 |
1191 |
7 |
If you want to see a giraffe, we're going to need more a lot more information. |
1.7849 |
0.01308 |
3427 |
1452 |
1260 |
715 |
8 |
You are in Canada sir. Its good cop, funny cop. |
1.7837 |
0.02058 |
1433 |
623 |
497 |
313 |
9 |
Does it look like we're joking? |
1.7726 |
0.01067 |
5150 |
2229 |
1863 |
1058 |
10 |
Johnson, I don't think you understand. I am the good cop. |
1.7634 |
0.03032 |
617 |
265 |
233 |
119 |
11 |
Yes he does do Bar Mitzvahs, but from now on I’ll ask the questions. |
1.7411 |
0.01571 |
2283 |
1015 |
844 |
424 |
12 |
Does this look like a joke to you? |
1.7386 |
0.02843 |
704 |
316 |
256 |
132 |
13 |
He'll pull a confession right out of you, kid, along with two dozen handkerchiefs and a nickel. |
1.7386 |
0.01349 |
3152 |
1423 |
1130 |
599 |
14 |
He can be the bad cop, or the good cop, it depends on your childhood. |
1.7298 |
0.01371 |
3198 |
1509 |
1044 |
645 |
15 |
We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the creepy way. |
1.7246 |
0.01593 |
2346 |
1110 |
772 |
464 |
16 |
The courts said our interrogations were cruel and unusual so what we do now is just unusual. |
1.7077 |
0.01569 |
2272 |
1064 |
808 |
400 |
17 |
Start talking or we bring in the mime. |
1.7053 |
0.01248 |
3814 |
1860 |
1218 |
736 |
18 |
Roberts....make me a chair. We are going to be here a while. |
1.7041 |
0.01212 |
3931 |
1888 |
1318 |
725 |
19 |
He doesn't just do that to balloons, ya know. |
1.7038 |
0.02301 |
1067 |
506 |
371 |
190 |
20 |
Son, the whole thing was witnessed by 23 officers in the stake-out car. |
1.6992 |
0.01780 |
1925 |
963 |
578 |
384 |
21 |
Either talk to us, or we bring in the mime! |
1.6984 |
0.02297 |
1061 |
505 |
371 |
185 |
22 |
What makes you think this is a joke? |
1.6974 |
0.02212 |
1150 |
550 |
398 |
202 |
23 |
Does this look like the dog that threatened you? |
1.6835 |
0.01829 |
1662 |
808 |
572 |
282 |
24 |
That's right, Ruffles was working for us the whole time. |
1.6771 |
0.02160 |
1251 |
632 |
391 |
228 |
25 |
Trump University.........Why do you ask? |
1.6729 |
0.01534 |
2666 |
1415 |
708 |
543 |
26 |
Does he look like he's joking? |
1.6717 |
0.01353 |
3034 |
1504 |
1022 |
508 |
27 |
You're about to find out why some people are afraid of clowns. |
1.6702 |
0.01741 |
1865 |
936 |
608 |
321 |
28 |
It's more of a "good cop/vaguely disturbing cop" kind of thing. |
1.6575 |
0.02064 |
1276 |
640 |
433 |
203 |
29 |
We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. |
1.6558 |
0.01537 |
2475 |
1296 |
735 |
444 |
30 |
Last chance for you to come clean before we go for the juggler. |
1.6557 |
0.01642 |
2187 |
1151 |
638 |
398 |
31 |
Maybe a night in the bouncy house will loosen your tongue! |
1.6449 |
0.01664 |
1994 |
1030 |
642 |
322 |
32 |
If you cannot afford your own clown, one will be provided for you. |
1.6387 |
0.01732 |
1896 |
1005 |
571 |
320 |
33 |
The rest of the force will be here soon. They're still getting out of the squad car. |
1.6273 |
0.01407 |
2820 |
1508 |
855 |
457 |
34 |
As you can see, punk, we aren't afraid to use excessive farce. |
1.6245 |
0.01845 |
1675 |
910 |
484 |
281 |
35 |
Trust me kid, I am the good cop. |
1.6214 |
0.01765 |
1656 |
859 |
565 |
232 |
36 |
We can do this easy way or the hardy har har way. |
1.6166 |
0.01582 |
2243 |
1224 |
655 |
364 |
37 |
Still won’t talk, huh? Ron, make a Dobermann! |
1.6157 |
0.01590 |
2225 |
1217 |
646 |
362 |
38 |
Not cruel exactly, just unusual. |
1.6152 |
0.01503 |
2279 |
1194 |
768 |
317 |
39 |
Do you think we're here for your amusement? |
1.6108 |
0.01831 |
1498 |
781 |
519 |
198 |
40 |
Don't make him put on the big shoes |
1.6107 |
0.01746 |
1739 |
931 |
554 |
254 |
41 |
That's OFFICER Bozo to you. |
1.6067 |
0.01667 |
1940 |
1054 |
595 |
291 |
42 |
All right, I'm gonna need you to describe your accomplice to the ballon artist. |
1.6034 |
0.01737 |
1848 |
1027 |
527 |
294 |
43 |
He has a whole act. Your choice. |
1.6031 |
0.01701 |
1829 |
991 |
573 |
265 |
44 |
We had to twist some arms but your little balloon friend just gave you up. |
1.6010 |
0.01913 |
1529 |
854 |
431 |
244 |
45 |
I'm going to ask you one more time, Is today your birthday? |
1.5962 |
0.02260 |
1050 |
579 |
316 |
155 |
46 |
We have ways of making you laugh. |
1.5946 |
0.01824 |
1606 |
886 |
485 |
235 |
47 |
Now you've done it, They sent in the clown. |
1.5944 |
0.01807 |
1600 |
874 |
501 |
225 |
48 |
Trust me. You don't want me to send in the bad clown. |
1.5941 |
0.01868 |
1419 |
756 |
483 |
180 |
49 |
Your lawyer is here. |
1.5922 |
0.01880 |
1540 |
861 |
446 |
233 |
50 |
There's 20 more just like him, outside in a little car. |
1.5901 |
0.01906 |
1359 |
728 |
460 |
171 |
51 |
Anything you laugh at can and will be used against you. |
1.5892 |
0.01845 |
1468 |
792 |
487 |
189 |
52 |
Start talking or we bring in the mime. |
1.5872 |
0.01991 |
1422 |
815 |
379 |
228 |
53 |
And there's a lot more of us in the little police car outside. |
1.5782 |
0.02045 |
1240 |
693 |
377 |
170 |
54 |
This is the description of the dog that attacked you? |
1.5770 |
0.02087 |
1220 |
691 |
354 |
175 |
55 |
Be a shame if anything happened to the little doggie... |
1.5765 |
0.02319 |
954 |
532 |
294 |
128 |
56 |
Oh, sure. And I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that there's a clown behind me. |
1.5742 |
0.02093 |
1179 |
662 |
357 |
160 |
57 |
We can twist this any way we want. |
1.5731 |
0.02130 |
1162 |
660 |
338 |
164 |
58 |
He has a pin....and he’s not afraid to use it. |
1.5729 |
0.02084 |
1152 |
639 |
366 |
147 |
59 |
I'm NYPD; he's Homeland Security. |
1.5728 |
0.02217 |
1161 |
685 |
287 |
189 |
60 |
It doesn't matter how many times you ask for a lawyer, kid. The choices are poodle, sword, or flower. |
1.5725 |
0.02185 |
1158 |
673 |
307 |
178 |
61 |
Listen, kid, start talking or I'll send in the ENTIRE Republican Congressional leadership. |
1.5676 |
0.02400 |
1043 |
636 |
222 |
185 |
62 |
Well, I don't like bring-your-dad-to-work-day either! |
1.5637 |
0.02614 |
793 |
463 |
213 |
117 |
63 |
If you don’t start talkin’, the dog gets it. |
1.5627 |
0.03088 |
510 |
284 |
165 |
61 |
64 |
And if he doesn't break you, we've got forty-five others waiting in the car. |
1.5615 |
0.02287 |
992 |
570 |
287 |
135 |
65 |
Does my partner here look like he’s concerned about your civil rights? |
1.5615 |
0.02292 |
992 |
571 |
285 |
136 |
66 |
Not now, Bob. I’m in the middle of an interrogation. |
1.5560 |
0.02372 |
919 |
532 |
263 |
124 |
67 |
My partner here likes twisting balloons and people, and he's all out of balloons. |
1.5554 |
0.02419 |
911 |
535 |
246 |
130 |
68 |
Don't make me call in our mime. |
1.5529 |
0.02457 |
888 |
525 |
235 |
128 |
69 |
Don't make me get the mime. |
1.5523 |
0.02453 |
880 |
518 |
238 |
124 |
70 |
No, he's not going to make a giraffe till I get some answers! |
1.5508 |
0.02402 |
866 |
498 |
259 |
109 |
71 |
Tell us what we want to know and nothing happens to the dog. |
1.5508 |
0.02430 |
866 |
503 |
249 |
114 |
72 |
Sure, you have the right to remain silent. But a little polite laughter is appreciated. |
1.5499 |
0.02348 |
851 |
477 |
280 |
94 |
73 |
Even if he looks and acts like a clown, you will refer to him as Mr. President. |
1.5499 |
0.02646 |
851 |
531 |
172 |
148 |
74 |
What do you mean, you're not sure whether or not you took LSD? |
1.5465 |
0.02509 |
818 |
480 |
229 |
109 |
75 |
Keep it up buddy. I deal with clowns like you every day. |
1.5460 |
0.02522 |
815 |
480 |
225 |
110 |
76 |
We have ways to make you laugh. |
1.5445 |
0.02388 |
797 |
445 |
270 |
82 |
77 |
Do you think this is some kind of joke? |
1.5441 |
0.02561 |
794 |
470 |
216 |
108 |
78 |
It’s the best version of ‘Good Cop’ we could get on such short notice. |
1.5420 |
0.02498 |
786 |
455 |
236 |
95 |
79 |
We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. |
1.5418 |
0.02617 |
777 |
466 |
201 |
110 |
80 |
...you have the right to entertainment. If you cannot afford entertainment, entertainment will be provided for you... |
1.5415 |
0.02532 |
772 |
449 |
228 |
95 |
81 |
It's not just balloons he twists into funny shapes. |
1.5389 |
0.02613 |
746 |
441 |
208 |
97 |
82 |
'We can do this the easy way, or the silly way' |
1.5389 |
0.02613 |
746 |
441 |
208 |
97 |
83 |
If Detective Chuckles says it's a police dog it's a police dog. |
1.5389 |
0.02599 |
746 |
439 |
212 |
95 |
84 |
Did you see what Mr. Clown did with that balloon? Now, let me ask you again... |
1.5384 |
0.02493 |
743 |
422 |
242 |
79 |
85 |
Just tell him it's a giraffe so we can all go home. |
1.5373 |
0.02602 |
737 |
433 |
212 |
92 |
86 |
There is no good cop. It's bad cop and really creepy cop |
1.5371 |
0.02584 |
741 |
434 |
216 |
91 |
87 |
Tell us the truth son, and I'll make him stop. |
1.5364 |
0.02551 |
729 |
420 |
227 |
82 |
88 |
He's right behind me, isn't he? |
1.5364 |
0.02645 |
729 |
433 |
201 |
95 |
89 |
Do you want to talk now, or do I have to bring in the mime? |
1.5339 |
0.02653 |
708 |
418 |
202 |
88 |
90 |
We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. |
1.5339 |
0.02545 |
708 |
404 |
230 |
74 |
91 |
You don't want to find out which one of us is the bad cop. |
1.5339 |
0.02630 |
708 |
415 |
208 |
85 |
92 |
And wipe that smile off your face! |
1.5332 |
0.03259 |
452 |
263 |
137 |
52 |
93 |
Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? |
1.5330 |
0.02793 |
696 |
427 |
167 |
102 |
94 |
Look, I'm gonna cut you some slack this time, because my birthday party is starting. |
1.5329 |
0.02614 |
700 |
407 |
213 |
80 |
95 |
You don't seem to realize the seriousness of your situation. |
1.5328 |
0.02647 |
702 |
413 |
204 |
85 |
96 |
Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. |
1.5323 |
0.02646 |
697 |
409 |
205 |
83 |
97 |
OK, we're tired of playing games. |
1.5320 |
0.02655 |
688 |
403 |
204 |
81 |
98 |
Son, make it easy on yourself. Don’t make him put on the big shoes. |
1.5303 |
0.02680 |
677 |
398 |
199 |
80 |
99 |
I know what you're thinking. Is he a clown in a cops suit, or cop in a clowns suit? Well, do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya? |
1.5292 |
0.02735 |
667 |
397 |
187 |
83 |
100 |
So there was NOTHING behind your ear? |
1.5286 |
0.02744 |
664 |
396 |
185 |
83 |
101 |
Don’t make him get the big shoes! |
1.5256 |
0.02762 |
645 |
384 |
183 |
78 |
102 |
What do you take us for? Clowns? |
1.5248 |
0.02854 |
604 |
360 |
171 |
73 |
103 |
Really, pal? What kind of Bozos do you take us for? |
1.5237 |
0.02714 |
632 |
369 |
195 |
68 |
104 |
Look. We can do this the easy way. Or the hard dee har way. |
1.5237 |
0.02935 |
632 |
394 |
145 |
93 |
105 |
Don't make us get the shoes. |
1.5232 |
0.02801 |
625 |
373 |
177 |
75 |
106 |
There’s 16 others just like him waiting in the car downstairs, so you better talk! |
1.5231 |
0.02830 |
627 |
378 |
170 |
79 |
107 |
If you don't cooperate Mr. Barnes, things are going to get real funny, real fast. |
1.5231 |
0.02769 |
629 |
373 |
183 |
73 |
108 |
Don’t make me bring the mime out here. |
1.5226 |
0.02873 |
620 |
377 |
162 |
81 |
109 |
I warn you, my partner doesn't have my sense of humor. |
1.5226 |
0.02762 |
620 |
365 |
186 |
69 |
110 |
Detective Chuckles, go get the pie. |
1.5211 |
0.02896 |
616 |
377 |
157 |
82 |
111 |
We’ve got ways of making you laugh. |
1.5205 |
0.02760 |
609 |
357 |
187 |
65 |
112 |
You think this is some kind of a joke! |
1.5178 |
0.02849 |
589 |
351 |
171 |
67 |
113 |
Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. |
1.5178 |
0.02911 |
591 |
359 |
158 |
74 |
114 |
Start talking or bubbles gets the pin. |
1.5178 |
0.02842 |
591 |
352 |
172 |
67 |
115 |
Start cooperating or we bring in the mime. |
1.5163 |
0.02991 |
583 |
361 |
143 |
79 |
116 |
This is not a joke, son. It's a metaphor! |
1.5163 |
0.02787 |
583 |
341 |
183 |
59 |
117 |
Still won't talk, huh tough guy? Jenson...put on the big shoes... |
1.5155 |
0.02766 |
580 |
337 |
187 |
56 |
118 |
Yes he can do a giraffe. Stop trying to change the subject. |
1.5149 |
0.02808 |
571 |
334 |
180 |
57 |
119 |
Our sketch artist is sick today, but believe me, Chuckles is very accurate. |
1.5149 |
0.02905 |
571 |
343 |
162 |
66 |
120 |
You tell us what we need to know, and the balloon is yours. |
1.5149 |
0.02915 |
571 |
344 |
160 |
67 |
121 |
We know it was you. Stop trying to pin it on the Donkey. |
1.5125 |
0.03035 |
562 |
349 |
138 |
75 |
122 |
I'd be careful. You're not the only psycho in this room. |
1.5099 |
0.02920 |
553 |
332 |
160 |
61 |
123 |
You think this is a joke? |
1.5092 |
0.03045 |
544 |
336 |
139 |
69 |
124 |
The sketch artist is out sick. Just describe what the perp looked like to our balloon artist. |
1.5084 |
0.03015 |
535 |
326 |
146 |
63 |
125 |
We’ll have the last laugh, I can assure you. |
1.5083 |
0.02987 |
539 |
327 |
150 |
62 |
126 |
We're going to put that stupid smile back on your face. |
1.5075 |
0.02952 |
536 |
322 |
156 |
58 |
127 |
Talk! Or the little doggie gets it! |
1.5066 |
0.02993 |
529 |
320 |
150 |
59 |
128 |
I'm not your worst nightmare -- he is. |
1.5057 |
0.02953 |
524 |
313 |
157 |
54 |
129 |
Do you have any idea how serious this is? |
1.5049 |
0.03053 |
515 |
314 |
142 |
59 |
130 |
You don't talk, he pops the puppy. |
1.5020 |
0.03055 |
506 |
308 |
142 |
56 |
131 |
And if you won’t talk to him, there’s twenty more out in the car. |
1.5020 |
0.03168 |
506 |
317 |
124 |
65 |
132 |
Still think hallucinogens are fun? |
1.5010 |
0.03212 |
497 |
313 |
119 |
65 |
133 |
Does he look like he's fooling around? |
1.5010 |
0.03056 |
503 |
306 |
142 |
55 |
134 |
Believe it or not, I’m the good cop in this scenario. |
1.5000 |
0.02971 |
498 |
296 |
155 |
47 |
135 |
Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. |
1.4980 |
0.03217 |
488 |
307 |
119 |
62 |
136 |
Sooner or later, you're gonna laugh. |
1.4979 |
0.02995 |
486 |
289 |
152 |
45 |
137 |
You think we’re here for your amusement? |
1.4979 |
0.03019 |
484 |
289 |
149 |
46 |
138 |
The sketch artist is on vacation, just describe what the guy looked like and Officer Chuckles here will do his best. |
1.4979 |
0.03102 |
484 |
295 |
137 |
52 |
139 |
You can talk to me or I can leave you alone with Chuckles. Your choice. |
1.4969 |
0.03075 |
481 |
291 |
141 |
49 |
140 |
Good cop. Bad prop. |
1.4969 |
0.03195 |
479 |
298 |
124 |
57 |
141 |
It's clowns like him who keep clowns like you off the streets. |
1.4969 |
0.03107 |
477 |
290 |
137 |
50 |
142 |
I'm officer Barnum. He's Bailey. |
1.4947 |
0.03034 |
471 |
281 |
147 |
43 |
143 |
Where were you on the night of your fifth birthday? |
1.4936 |
0.03233 |
466 |
291 |
120 |
55 |
144 |
My partner here, he likes to make things squeak. You like squeaking? |
1.4935 |
0.03210 |
462 |
286 |
124 |
52 |
145 |
You still seem to think this is some kind of joke. |
1.4924 |
0.03131 |
463 |
282 |
134 |
47 |
146 |
Talk ... or I bring in the mime! |
1.4924 |
0.03211 |
459 |
284 |
124 |
51 |
147 |
You’re innocent huh? What do you think we are, a couple of bozos?! |
1.4912 |
0.03114 |
454 |
274 |
137 |
43 |
148 |
You'd better tell me now, once he gets on his unicycle I can't help you |
1.4900 |
0.03309 |
449 |
283 |
112 |
54 |
149 |
We have ways of making you chuckle. |
1.4900 |
0.03139 |
449 |
272 |
134 |
43 |
150 |
Talk, or he’ll become your worst nightmare. |
1.4899 |
0.03101 |
447 |
268 |
139 |
40 |
151 |
The tail was longer. |
1.4899 |
0.03238 |
445 |
275 |
122 |
48 |
152 |
How'd you think you'd get away with it? You must think we're a bunch of bozos. |
1.4887 |
0.03363 |
442 |
281 |
106 |
55 |
153 |
It’s going to get worse for you. He’s also a mime. |
1.4887 |
0.03363 |
442 |
281 |
106 |
55 |
154 |
Is this the dog that assaulted you, sir. |
1.4887 |
0.03286 |
442 |
276 |
116 |
50 |
155 |
Now we can do this the easy way, or I can get the mime. |
1.4887 |
0.03286 |
442 |
276 |
116 |
50 |
156 |
What if he made the ears a little shorter and the tail a little longer, THEN would it look like the man who assaulted you? |
1.4874 |
0.03249 |
437 |
270 |
121 |
46 |
157 |
This clown is actually your attorney, we don't do good cop/bad cop anymore. |
1.4864 |
0.03374 |
440 |
281 |
104 |
55 |
158 |
Oh, you'll talk. He knows every trick in the book. |
1.4860 |
0.03170 |
430 |
260 |
131 |
39 |
159 |
Actually, smart guy, I'M the good cop. |
1.4848 |
0.03141 |
429 |
258 |
134 |
37 |
160 |
Our sketch artist is out today. |
1.4847 |
0.03248 |
425 |
261 |
122 |
42 |
161 |
According to our expert, you're one twisted puppy. |
1.4847 |
0.03316 |
425 |
265 |
114 |
46 |
162 |
Spill the beans or we pop your friend. |
1.4835 |
0.03421 |
424 |
271 |
101 |
52 |
163 |
You'd better come clean. I've got eighteen more getting out of the squad car now. |
1.4834 |
0.03333 |
422 |
264 |
112 |
46 |
164 |
Listen buddy... if clowns can run nations they deserve a shot at detective work too. |
1.4820 |
0.03430 |
417 |
266 |
101 |
50 |
165 |
Talk or the clown releases the dog. |
1.4818 |
0.03369 |
413 |
259 |
109 |
45 |
166 |
That’s not what I meant by good cop, Gerald. |
1.4794 |
0.03438 |
413 |
264 |
100 |
49 |
167 |
Look, I'm sorry the sketch artist is out sick today, but this is the best we could do on short notice, so just answer the question. Does this look like the dog that bit you or not? |
1.4791 |
0.03475 |
407 |
261 |
97 |
49 |
168 |
We can do this the easy way or we can do this the terrifying phobia from your childhood way. |
1.4790 |
0.03417 |
405 |
256 |
104 |
45 |
169 |
Say that with a straight face |
1.4789 |
0.03339 |
403 |
250 |
113 |
40 |
170 |
Guess who's the bad cop. |
1.4775 |
0.03448 |
400 |
254 |
101 |
45 |
171 |
We can do this the hard way, or we can do it the creepy way. |
1.4773 |
0.03474 |
396 |
252 |
99 |
45 |
172 |
Start talking or we're bringing in the mime. |
1.4762 |
0.03381 |
399 |
250 |
108 |
41 |
173 |
We have ways of making you laugh. |
1.4758 |
0.03437 |
393 |
248 |
103 |
42 |
174 |
Going for the insanity plea, huh? We both know there's no one in this room but me and you. |
1.4757 |
0.03450 |
391 |
247 |
102 |
42 |
175 |
Our forensics budget is a little tight. Does this look like the dog that bit you? |
1.4757 |
0.03295 |
391 |
239 |
118 |
34 |
176 |
And there are 12 more just like him in a tiny squad car. |
1.4744 |
0.03569 |
390 |
253 |
89 |
48 |
177 |
Do we look like fools to you? |
1.4740 |
0.03476 |
384 |
243 |
100 |
41 |
178 |
I follow the Geneva Convention. He doesn't. Your choice. |
1.4723 |
0.03529 |
379 |
242 |
95 |
42 |
179 |
Don't make us bring in the Mime! |
1.4712 |
0.03489 |
382 |
243 |
98 |
41 |
180 |
Tell us, or the balloon gets it |
1.4709 |
0.03435 |
378 |
237 |
104 |
37 |
181 |
You think he's scary? I got 12 more just like him in the car. |
1.4707 |
0.03648 |
376 |
246 |
83 |
47 |
182 |
Yeah, he’s a clown. A laughing-on-the-outside, violating-your-constitutional-rights-on-the-inside clown. |
1.4706 |
0.03420 |
374 |
233 |
106 |
35 |
183 |
I'll ask you one more time. Do you call this art? |
1.4696 |
0.03280 |
428 |
272 |
111 |
45 |
184 |
I know my partner looks like a clown, but he does have a degree in criminology ... from Trump University. |
1.4688 |
0.03680 |
369 |
242 |
81 |
46 |
185 |
Seriously Officer, I'm not high, it's right behind you. |
1.4688 |
0.03558 |
369 |
236 |
93 |
40 |
186 |
Do you really want this guy twisting your arm? |
1.4687 |
0.03572 |
367 |
235 |
92 |
40 |
187 |
He's not being The Good Cop. He's just an idiot. |
1.4687 |
0.03654 |
367 |
239 |
84 |
44 |
188 |
This is as tough as we're allowed to be with you Millennials. |
1.4687 |
0.03614 |
367 |
237 |
88 |
42 |
189 |
Welcome to your first day in the Witness Protection Career Development Program |
1.4687 |
0.03634 |
367 |
238 |
86 |
43 |
190 |
Is there some reason I don't have your full attention? |
1.4672 |
0.03341 |
366 |
224 |
113 |
29 |
191 |
You can talk to me now, or we'll let my partner have a little fun with you. |
1.4672 |
0.03579 |
366 |
235 |
91 |
40 |
192 |
You gonna talk or do I have to bring in the mime? |
1.4667 |
0.03686 |
360 |
235 |
82 |
43 |
193 |
Yea, I know, but his father in law is the police commissioner |
1.4648 |
0.03527 |
355 |
224 |
97 |
34 |
194 |
WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING US SERIOUSLY? |
1.4648 |
0.03703 |
355 |
232 |
81 |
42 |
195 |
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
1.4640 |
0.03240 |
444 |
286 |
110 |
48 |
196 |
Are you sure it was a dachshund ? |
1.4637 |
0.03505 |
358 |
226 |
98 |
34 |
197 |
Where were you on the night of Timmy's birthday party? |
1.4631 |
0.03571 |
352 |
224 |
93 |
35 |
198 |
Don’t make me send for a mime! |
1.4631 |
0.03769 |
352 |
233 |
75 |
44 |
199 |
You wanna play games? We can play games. |
1.4631 |
0.03479 |
352 |
220 |
101 |
31 |
200 |
No, he is not the president. |
1.4626 |
0.03780 |
348 |
230 |
75 |
43 |
201 |
We've got all day and a lot more balloons. |
1.4626 |
0.03435 |
348 |
215 |
105 |
28 |
202 |
Get your story straight, kid. Your buddy in the next room said it was a horsie. |
1.4626 |
0.03387 |
348 |
213 |
109 |
26 |
203 |
Tell us where you hid his big shoes or the balloon dog dies. |
1.4611 |
0.03653 |
347 |
224 |
86 |
37 |
204 |
Maybe getting squirted by a flower will help jog your memory! |
1.4609 |
0.03456 |
345 |
214 |
103 |
28 |
205 |
Who are you calling a clown? |
1.4609 |
0.03622 |
345 |
221 |
89 |
35 |
206 |
This is what 6 months of community service will look like. |
1.4609 |
0.03575 |
345 |
219 |
93 |
33 |
207 |
Now talk or the dog gets popped |
1.4609 |
0.03691 |
345 |
224 |
83 |
38 |
208 |
Confess, and I'll make him go away. |
1.4588 |
0.03465 |
340 |
211 |
102 |
27 |
209 |
What you’re failing to comprehend is...I’m the “good cop.” |
1.4588 |
0.03564 |
340 |
215 |
94 |
31 |
210 |
Is this the dog who ate your homework? |
1.4588 |
0.03637 |
340 |
218 |
88 |
34 |
211 |
Alright, we can do this the easy way or the hardy-har-har way. |
1.4586 |
0.03700 |
338 |
219 |
83 |
36 |
212 |
Oh, you'll talk. My partner here has a few tricks up his sleeve. |
1.4565 |
0.03515 |
333 |
208 |
98 |
27 |
213 |
... but if you cannot afford a balloon animal, one will be provided for you. |
1.4565 |
0.03715 |
333 |
216 |
82 |
35 |
214 |
Do we look like we're playing around? |
1.4565 |
0.03592 |
333 |
211 |
92 |
30 |
215 |
We have ways of making you laugh, punk. |
1.4560 |
0.03346 |
375 |
236 |
107 |
32 |
216 |
For the record, we're all scared of him. |
1.4559 |
0.03698 |
329 |
212 |
84 |
33 |
217 |
Last guy in here died laughing; I'm just saying . . . . |
1.4540 |
0.03671 |
326 |
209 |
86 |
31 |
218 |
We fired the sketch artist, but the balloon artist is really good. |
1.4540 |
0.03620 |
326 |
207 |
90 |
29 |
219 |
Now, are you going to tell me where the hallucinogens are? Or am I going to have to get a second cop in here? |
1.4540 |
0.03847 |
326 |
216 |
72 |
38 |
220 |
No, I'm the bad cop. He's just bad at being a cop. |
1.4540 |
0.03823 |
326 |
215 |
74 |
37 |
221 |
I only see one sad clown in here, smart ass. |
1.4540 |
0.03593 |
326 |
206 |
92 |
28 |
222 |
Nope! It's bad cop, worse cop. |
1.4523 |
0.03111 |
440 |
280 |
121 |
39 |
223 |
Give us the truth, or the puppy gets the pin. |
1.4517 |
0.03712 |
321 |
207 |
83 |
31 |
224 |
Your pal cooperated, and he got a doggy, a bunny, and a horsey. |
1.4514 |
0.03781 |
319 |
208 |
78 |
33 |
225 |
Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. |
1.4511 |
0.03876 |
317 |
210 |
71 |
36 |
226 |
There is no good clown. |
1.4511 |
0.03718 |
317 |
204 |
83 |
30 |
227 |
Is this funny to you? |
1.4508 |
0.03735 |
315 |
203 |
82 |
30 |
228 |
We can do this the easy way, or the way that involves an impossibly small car and twenty-nine more officers just like this one. |
1.4508 |
0.03920 |
315 |
210 |
68 |
37 |
229 |
What makes you think he's the good cop? |
1.4497 |
0.03076 |
447 |
285 |
123 |
39 |
230 |
Something amuse you? |
1.4487 |
0.03649 |
312 |
198 |
88 |
26 |
231 |
Humor us. |
1.4484 |
0.03805 |
310 |
202 |
77 |
31 |
232 |
You don't want to be here when he runs out of balloons. |
1.4484 |
0.03750 |
310 |
200 |
81 |
29 |
233 |
Bad cop. Creepy cop. |
1.4484 |
0.03722 |
310 |
199 |
83 |
28 |
234 |
Tell us what you know or we're bringing in the mimes next. |
1.4484 |
0.03886 |
310 |
205 |
71 |
34 |
235 |
I don't think that you realize how serious this is. |
1.4481 |
0.03739 |
308 |
198 |
82 |
28 |
236 |
Okay buddy, we're done clowning around. |
1.4476 |
0.03624 |
315 |
200 |
89 |
26 |
237 |
Don't try anything funny. |
1.4476 |
0.03787 |
315 |
206 |
77 |
32 |
238 |
O.K., what'll it be. Bad cop, or creepy cop? |
1.4455 |
0.03664 |
303 |
192 |
87 |
24 |
239 |
Looks like you’re going to the Bounce House, fella. |
1.4452 |
0.03914 |
301 |
199 |
70 |
32 |
240 |
Balloonistics just made a match. You're one twisted puppy, kid. |
1.4448 |
0.04046 |
299 |
202 |
61 |
36 |
241 |
What do mean Whose the clown? That's the leader of the free world sonny boy." |
1.4448 |
0.04010 |
308 |
209 |
61 |
38 |
242 |
Humor us. |
1.4430 |
0.03766 |
298 |
192 |
80 |
26 |
243 |
In case you were wondering, I'm the good cop. |
1.4427 |
0.03164 |
445 |
292 |
109 |
44 |
244 |
Stop hallucinating and answer the question. |
1.4422 |
0.03952 |
294 |
195 |
68 |
31 |
245 |
Don't try to con us. My partner here knows every trick in the book. |
1.4422 |
0.03832 |
294 |
191 |
76 |
27 |
246 |
Listen pal, we can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the fun but slightly dark and twisted way |
1.4422 |
0.03646 |
294 |
185 |
88 |
21 |
247 |
There’s a clown behind me? Right. Look, kid, I’m not falling for that again. |
1.4419 |
0.03798 |
301 |
196 |
77 |
28 |
248 |
Do you think we're here for your amusement? |
1.4419 |
0.03827 |
301 |
197 |
75 |
29 |
249 |
That's SEARGENT Bozo to you, punk. |
1.4419 |
0.03856 |
301 |
198 |
73 |
30 |
250 |
Make me a pair of handcuffs, Detective Boingo. |
1.4419 |
0.03798 |
301 |
196 |
77 |
28 |
251 |
Talk or we'll pop the puppy. |
1.4399 |
0.03797 |
291 |
188 |
78 |
25 |
252 |
OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where were you last Tuesday? |
1.4390 |
0.03605 |
287 |
179 |
90 |
18 |
253 |
Who's the funny guy now? |
1.4390 |
0.04021 |
287 |
192 |
64 |
31 |
254 |
Oh him? Budget cutbacks. So does this look like the dog that bit you? |
1.4390 |
0.03929 |
287 |
189 |
70 |
28 |
255 |
You're running out of time - my partner has a bar mitzvah in an hour. |
1.4386 |
0.03917 |
285 |
187 |
71 |
27 |
256 |
Of course you're in trouble, clowns always mean trouble. |
1.4384 |
0.03880 |
292 |
192 |
72 |
28 |
257 |
This is Officer Parches, our balloon artist. Does this look like the dog that bit you? |
1.4384 |
0.03940 |
292 |
194 |
68 |
30 |
258 |
Alright, was this the dog that bit you? |
1.4384 |
0.03940 |
292 |
194 |
68 |
30 |
259 |
Are you willing to take a pie detector test? |
1.4381 |
0.04766 |
210 |
142 |
44 |
24 |
260 |
Talk, or the clown stays. |
1.4366 |
0.03797 |
284 |
183 |
78 |
23 |
261 |
Still not talking? Send in the mime. |
1.4366 |
0.04020 |
284 |
190 |
64 |
30 |
262 |
That was in the old days, pal. Now it's just bad cop, and really bad cop. |
1.4362 |
0.03815 |
282 |
182 |
77 |
23 |
263 |
This will go easier for you if you start talking before he comes back with the pie. |
1.4362 |
0.03945 |
282 |
186 |
69 |
27 |
264 |
Here's the bad news: I'm the GOOD clown! |
1.4362 |
0.03913 |
282 |
185 |
71 |
26 |
265 |
President Trump's staff has some questions for you also. |
1.4357 |
0.04155 |
280 |
191 |
56 |
33 |
266 |
We have circus-stantial evidence. |
1.4357 |
0.04061 |
280 |
188 |
62 |
30 |
267 |
Technically, this isn’t torture. |
1.4357 |
0.03867 |
280 |
182 |
74 |
24 |
268 |
What, you think this is funny? |
1.4357 |
0.04030 |
280 |
187 |
64 |
29 |
269 |
This is no laughing matter. |
1.4327 |
0.03881 |
275 |
179 |
73 |
23 |
270 |
Trust me son, this is no laughing matter. |
1.4322 |
0.03796 |
273 |
175 |
78 |
20 |
271 |
Trust me. You don’t want to see what comes after ‘Send in the clowns.’ |
1.4322 |
0.04003 |
273 |
181 |
66 |
26 |
272 |
Does it look like I'm joking?? |
1.4322 |
0.03760 |
273 |
174 |
80 |
19 |
273 |
I'm not here to humor you. |
1.4317 |
0.03743 |
271 |
172 |
81 |
18 |
274 |
We can make these charges stick. All he has to do is rub them against his shirt really fast. |
1.4317 |
0.03918 |
278 |
183 |
70 |
25 |
275 |
Now talk or he sings! |
1.4317 |
0.03885 |
278 |
182 |
72 |
24 |
276 |
Chief said you requested a therapy dog. |
1.4312 |
0.04011 |
269 |
178 |
66 |
25 |
277 |
Trust me, kid. We have ways of making you laugh. |
1.4312 |
0.04079 |
269 |
180 |
62 |
27 |
278 |
You think we can’t make it more unpleasant for you than this? Lou, bring in the mime. |
1.4312 |
0.03904 |
276 |
181 |
71 |
24 |
279 |
I'll ask you once more, did he look like Jeff Koons or Ronald MacDonald? |
1.4312 |
0.03904 |
276 |
181 |
71 |
24 |
280 |
Oh, he’ll crack. Get your flower squirter. |
1.4301 |
0.03944 |
272 |
179 |
69 |
24 |
281 |
This is your last chance, confess or we bring in the mime! |
1.4296 |
0.03965 |
270 |
178 |
68 |
24 |
282 |
Don't try anything funny. |
1.4291 |
0.04089 |
268 |
180 |
61 |
27 |
283 |
Chief said you requested an emotional support animal. |
1.4291 |
0.03985 |
268 |
177 |
67 |
24 |
284 |
Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on short notice. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? |
1.4291 |
0.04089 |
268 |
180 |
61 |
27 |
285 |
Officer Slappy does not appreciate you comparing him to The President. |
1.4280 |
0.04271 |
264 |
182 |
51 |
31 |
286 |
Our sketch artist is out sick. |
1.4280 |
0.04134 |
264 |
178 |
59 |
27 |
287 |
Does that look like the dog that bit you? |
1.4280 |
0.04099 |
264 |
177 |
61 |
26 |
288 |
This is Murphy. He just transferred in from Juvenile. |
1.4280 |
0.04063 |
264 |
176 |
63 |
25 |
289 |
I'm sorry our sketch artist is out of town. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
290 |
We can stay as long as it takes, there’s eight more just like him in the car. |
1.4275 |
0.04121 |
262 |
176 |
60 |
26 |
291 |
No more Mr. Nice Guy. You tell us, or Bozo here pops Snoopy. |
1.4270 |
0.03959 |
267 |
176 |
68 |
23 |
292 |
You squeal or he pops the poodle. |
1.4270 |
0.03959 |
267 |
176 |
68 |
23 |
293 |
You gonna come clean, or do we bring in the mime? |
1.4253 |
0.04202 |
261 |
178 |
55 |
28 |
294 |
My partner says he found this behind your ear... |
1.4253 |
0.03948 |
261 |
171 |
69 |
21 |
295 |
Can you show me where the dogsitter touched your pet? |
1.4247 |
0.04295 |
259 |
179 |
50 |
30 |
296 |
If you don’t cooperate, we have no choice but to send in the clowns. |
1.4247 |
0.03969 |
259 |
170 |
68 |
21 |
297 |
My partner knew 23 of the people in the car you blew up. |
1.4247 |
0.04330 |
259 |
180 |
48 |
31 |
298 |
Well yes, we are running a circus here. |
1.4247 |
0.03893 |
259 |
168 |
72 |
19 |
299 |
You got two choices, kid: the easy way, or the creepy way. |
1.4241 |
0.04213 |
257 |
175 |
55 |
27 |
300 |
If you don’t talk, we’ll send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here. |
1.4241 |
0.04028 |
257 |
170 |
65 |
22 |
301 |
...And if the DNA comes back positive, you’re looking at 25 to life, pal. That being said, happy birthday! |
1.4241 |
0.04103 |
257 |
172 |
61 |
24 |
302 |
No, moron, I’m the good cop! |
1.4235 |
0.04050 |
255 |
169 |
64 |
22 |
303 |
Bad cop; Disturbing cop |
1.4235 |
0.04237 |
255 |
174 |
54 |
27 |
304 |
If you talk he'll let you keep it. |
1.4235 |
0.04012 |
255 |
168 |
66 |
21 |
305 |
You have the right to remain silent. You don't have to laugh. |
1.4235 |
0.03973 |
255 |
167 |
68 |
20 |
306 |
Alright son, show me where the man touched your dog. |
1.4235 |
0.04237 |
255 |
174 |
54 |
27 |
307 |
No! I'm the good cop. He's a clown. |
1.4235 |
0.04088 |
255 |
170 |
62 |
23 |
308 |
Can you show us where he touched your dog? |
1.4235 |
0.04309 |
255 |
176 |
50 |
29 |
309 |
NO! I'm not the bad cop! Why do people keep saying that?! |
1.4213 |
0.03266 |
356 |
230 |
102 |
24 |
310 |
So, you gotta ask yourself: Is he a good clown or a bad clown. |
1.4213 |
0.03904 |
254 |
165 |
71 |
18 |
311 |
HR said we should revise our interrogation techniques when dealing with millennials. |
1.4209 |
0.03247 |
392 |
260 |
99 |
33 |
312 |
You better talk, or my partner here gets out the seltzer bottle. |
1.4206 |
0.03760 |
252 |
160 |
78 |
14 |
313 |
In case you haven't guessed, he's the good cop. |
1.4206 |
0.04004 |
252 |
166 |
66 |
20 |
314 |
Son, I don’t even know what ironic means. |
1.4206 |
0.04082 |
252 |
168 |
62 |
22 |
315 |
Lookit! We're not clowning around here. Well, _I'm_ not clowning around. |
1.4206 |
0.04121 |
252 |
169 |
60 |
23 |
316 |
Boy! Don't make me go and get the bad clown. |
1.4200 |
0.03986 |
250 |
164 |
67 |
19 |
317 |
If you don't start talking, it'll get all kinds of weird in here. |
1.4200 |
0.03945 |
250 |
163 |
69 |
18 |
318 |
Don’t make him get the seltzer. |
1.4194 |
0.03884 |
248 |
160 |
72 |
16 |
319 |
OK! We're done clowning around. |
1.4187 |
0.04347 |
246 |
170 |
49 |
27 |
320 |
He's from the new Justice Department. |
1.4187 |
0.04347 |
246 |
170 |
49 |
27 |
321 |
Every time you tell a lie, a balloon animal dies. |
1.4187 |
0.04151 |
246 |
165 |
59 |
22 |
322 |
Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-my-parent's-expectations cop. |
1.4187 |
0.04111 |
246 |
164 |
61 |
21 |
323 |
Officer Bozo tends to take the 'Bad Cop' role in weird, comedic, directions. |
1.4187 |
0.04385 |
246 |
171 |
47 |
28 |
324 |
Listen, kid, I’d like to go easy on you, but my partner here wants to twist you into a green poodle. |
1.4180 |
0.04215 |
244 |
165 |
56 |
23 |
325 |
We can keep this up all day. We have 100 more just like him in a jalopy downstairs. |
1.4174 |
0.04075 |
242 |
160 |
63 |
19 |
326 |
Spill or he does the full act |
1.4174 |
0.03903 |
242 |
156 |
71 |
15 |
327 |
I'm the bad cop and he's the sick and twisted cop. |
1.4174 |
0.04199 |
242 |
163 |
57 |
22 |
328 |
We can do this the easy way with me, or the hard way with Detective Bobo. |
1.4174 |
0.04033 |
242 |
159 |
65 |
18 |
329 |
Now I’ll ask you again: how many people did you see leave the car? |
1.4174 |
0.04199 |
242 |
163 |
57 |
22 |
330 |
Give us a name and we'll do your son's birthday party... |
1.4174 |
0.03990 |
242 |
158 |
67 |
17 |
331 |
We can't waterboard any more. But no one said anything about water ballooning. |
1.4174 |
0.04117 |
242 |
161 |
61 |
20 |
332 |
Your wife’s on the balloon phone , sir. |
1.4163 |
0.03058 |
454 |
306 |
107 |
41 |
333 |
I hate clowns too, but either you confess or I will bring in the mime. |
1.4156 |
0.04226 |
243 |
165 |
55 |
23 |
334 |
You have the right to remain unamused. |
1.4149 |
0.03822 |
241 |
154 |
74 |
13 |
335 |
Oh yeah. You think this is funny? We'll show you funny. |
1.4149 |
0.04169 |
241 |
162 |
58 |
21 |
336 |
We do suicides, homicides, weddings, birthday parties... |
1.4135 |
0.04384 |
237 |
164 |
48 |
25 |
337 |
You expect us to believe that?! Do we look like a bunch of Bozos?! |
1.4128 |
0.04242 |
235 |
159 |
55 |
21 |
338 |
Lately, the precinct has been under fire for its questionable interrogation tactics. So, let me introduce you to Officer Happy, your emotional support clown. Now, tell us what you know, or he follows you home. |
1.4128 |
0.04285 |
235 |
160 |
53 |
22 |
339 |
You don't want to find out what else he can do with balloons, trust me. |
1.4125 |
0.04179 |
240 |
162 |
57 |
21 |
340 |
Let's just say the Geneva Convention says nothing about clowns. |
1.4120 |
0.04045 |
233 |
153 |
64 |
16 |
341 |
I heard it's your birthday. |
1.4120 |
0.04224 |
233 |
157 |
56 |
20 |
342 |
I'm the good cop. He's the sad, tragic cop. |
1.4095 |
0.04054 |
232 |
153 |
63 |
16 |
343 |
Believe me, we have ways of making you laugh. |
1.4095 |
0.04008 |
232 |
152 |
65 |
15 |
344 |
What part of "good cop, clown cop," don't you understand? |
1.4095 |
0.04365 |
232 |
160 |
49 |
23 |
345 |
“Wrong. He’s the Bad Cop”. |
1.4095 |
0.04100 |
232 |
154 |
61 |
17 |
346 |
Talk or the dog gets it. |
1.4095 |
0.04054 |
232 |
153 |
63 |
16 |
347 |
If you don't start talking, things are going to get serious. |
1.4095 |
0.04278 |
232 |
158 |
53 |
21 |
348 |
You’re lucky I didn’t go for the juggler! |
1.4087 |
0.04260 |
230 |
156 |
54 |
20 |
349 |
Now, we can do this the easy way or the sad way. |
1.4087 |
0.04304 |
230 |
157 |
52 |
21 |
350 |
And if you confess to everything, he'll make you a giraffe. |
1.4087 |
0.04124 |
230 |
153 |
60 |
17 |
351 |
What kind of clowns do you take us for? |
1.4087 |
0.03936 |
230 |
149 |
68 |
13 |
352 |
Wait until you see what's up his sleeve. |
1.4087 |
0.04124 |
230 |
153 |
60 |
17 |
353 |
Guess who's the bad cop. |
1.4087 |
0.04031 |
230 |
151 |
64 |
15 |
354 |
The case has just taken a new twist. |
1.4079 |
0.04240 |
228 |
154 |
55 |
19 |
355 |
Webster was undercover at your party. We know everything |
1.4079 |
0.04054 |
228 |
150 |
63 |
15 |
356 |
We found this condom at the scene. |
1.4079 |
0.04419 |
228 |
158 |
47 |
23 |
357 |
Why does everyone think that I'm the bad cop? |
1.4079 |
0.04286 |
228 |
155 |
53 |
20 |
358 |
Isn't it rich, isn't it queer!? |
1.4079 |
0.04240 |
228 |
154 |
55 |
19 |
359 |
If I don't get the confession I want, he'll do another two hours. |
1.4079 |
0.04286 |
228 |
155 |
53 |
20 |
360 |
Start talking before Mr. Chuckles becomes Mr. Knuckles. |
1.4079 |
0.04375 |
228 |
157 |
49 |
22 |
361 |
Do you want to talk to me, or my friend, and his little friend? |
1.4077 |
0.04392 |
233 |
162 |
47 |
24 |
362 |
We know how to deal with clowns like you. |
1.4071 |
0.04534 |
226 |
159 |
42 |
25 |
363 |
No, really. I'm the good cop. |
1.4062 |
0.04003 |
224 |
146 |
65 |
13 |
364 |
I’m going to ask you one last time and I strongly suggest you answer. Is this a puppy or a reindeer? |
1.4062 |
0.04564 |
224 |
158 |
41 |
25 |
365 |
Next, make a lawyer. |
1.4062 |
0.04198 |
224 |
150 |
57 |
17 |
366 |
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be contorted for you. |
1.4062 |
0.04430 |
224 |
155 |
47 |
22 |
367 |
I'm asking for the last time. Where's Waldo? |
1.4062 |
0.04385 |
224 |
154 |
49 |
21 |
368 |
Talk or we put the squeeze on the dog |
1.4062 |
0.04198 |
224 |
150 |
57 |
17 |
369 |
Actually, I'm the good cop. |
1.4054 |
0.04223 |
222 |
149 |
56 |
17 |
370 |
You suppose wrong. I'm actually the good cop. |
1.4054 |
0.04366 |
222 |
152 |
50 |
20 |
371 |
He's here in case you try something funny |
1.4054 |
0.04366 |
222 |
152 |
50 |
20 |
372 |
You got what you asked for, Sondheim. Now talk. |
1.4048 |
0.03867 |
294 |
204 |
61 |
29 |
373 |
Okay, I'm done here-be aware that my partner doesn't share my sense of humor |
1.4036 |
0.04062 |
223 |
147 |
62 |
14 |
374 |
There are 19 more of him in the police cruiser parked outside, so you better start talking! |
1.4027 |
0.04516 |
221 |
155 |
43 |
23 |
375 |
Listen pal, we can do this the easy way or the creepy way |
1.4027 |
0.04516 |
221 |
155 |
43 |
23 |
376 |
You’d better tell us everything before the case becomes a full-blown media circus |
1.4027 |
0.04424 |
221 |
153 |
47 |
21 |
377 |
So, you think we're here just for your amusement? |
1.4027 |
0.04234 |
221 |
149 |
55 |
17 |
378 |
You'd better start talking. We've got dozens more just waiting to pile out of the squad car. |
1.4027 |
0.04185 |
221 |
148 |
57 |
16 |
379 |
One way or another, pal, we're gonna get you to crack. |
1.4027 |
0.04234 |
221 |
149 |
55 |
17 |
380 |
Did you know your daughter's birthday clown was working undercover? |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
381 |
Did he look like this? |
1.4026 |
0.03184 |
390 |
263 |
97 |
30 |
382 |
Our sketch artist is on vacation. |
1.4018 |
0.04309 |
219 |
149 |
52 |
18 |
383 |
Confess or I will leave you three alone. |
1.4014 |
0.02924 |
421 |
277 |
119 |
25 |
384 |
He usually works juvie. |
1.4009 |
0.04134 |
217 |
144 |
59 |
14 |
385 |
You think you can talk to my partner like he's some kind of Bozo? |
1.4000 |
0.04263 |
215 |
145 |
54 |
16 |
386 |
next we lock you in the room and play "a small world after all" on a continuous loop! |
1.3991 |
0.04271 |
218 |
148 |
53 |
17 |
387 |
You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a “good cop” these days. |
1.3991 |
0.04320 |
218 |
149 |
51 |
18 |
388 |
Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? It's Query the Clown and his balloon dog, Pierre. |
1.3991 |
0.04589 |
213 |
150 |
41 |
22 |
389 |
Go ahead punk, make my birthday. |
1.3991 |
0.04442 |
213 |
147 |
47 |
19 |
390 |
You better talk, or next we'll bring in the mime. |
1.3991 |
0.04589 |
213 |
150 |
41 |
22 |
391 |
You're going to regret that I had to send in the clown. |
1.3991 |
0.04540 |
213 |
149 |
43 |
21 |
392 |
You think waterboarding is torture? |
1.3981 |
0.04264 |
211 |
142 |
54 |
15 |
393 |
Does he look like he's joking? |
1.3981 |
0.04521 |
211 |
147 |
44 |
20 |
394 |
No, you listen punk; like I’m going to believe that the killer clown’s behind me. |
1.3981 |
0.04471 |
211 |
146 |
46 |
19 |
395 |
The killer had a very distinct laugh. We'll get it out of you one way or another. |
1.3981 |
0.04368 |
211 |
144 |
50 |
17 |
396 |
Oh, you're gonna laugh, and you're gonna laugh loud. |
1.3981 |
0.04521 |
211 |
147 |
44 |
20 |
397 |
Don’t make me send in the clown. |
1.3981 |
0.04420 |
211 |
145 |
48 |
18 |
398 |
Wipe that smile off your face! |
1.3981 |
0.04420 |
211 |
145 |
48 |
18 |
399 |
Our sketch artist is out sick today...is this the dog you saw? |
1.3981 |
0.04570 |
211 |
148 |
42 |
21 |
400 |
We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. |
1.3981 |
0.04368 |
211 |
144 |
50 |
17 |
401 |
Do I look like I’m clowning around? |
1.3981 |
0.04264 |
211 |
142 |
54 |
15 |
402 |
You can talk to me or deal with Bobo. And Bobo just ran out of balloons. |
1.3981 |
0.04471 |
211 |
146 |
46 |
19 |
403 |
Good Cop / Could go either way Cop. |
1.3981 |
0.04570 |
211 |
148 |
42 |
21 |
404 |
Don't bother... he's here. |
1.3981 |
0.04668 |
211 |
150 |
38 |
23 |
405 |
Give it up. My partner found the drugs. |
1.3981 |
0.04764 |
211 |
152 |
34 |
25 |
406 |
It’s Officer Bozo to you! |
1.3981 |
0.04471 |
211 |
146 |
46 |
19 |
407 |
If you don't cooperate, your next interrogator will be a mime. |
1.3981 |
0.04471 |
211 |
146 |
46 |
19 |
408 |
If he can’t break you, I have thirty-six more waiting in the cruiser. |
1.3971 |
0.04551 |
209 |
146 |
43 |
20 |
409 |
That's right, he was working undercover at the birthday party you crashed. |
1.3971 |
0.04551 |
209 |
146 |
43 |
20 |
410 |
Sure, you have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability? |
1.3971 |
0.04237 |
209 |
140 |
55 |
14 |
411 |
Let's make this quick. My partner is juggling a full case load. |
1.3971 |
0.04071 |
209 |
137 |
61 |
11 |
412 |
I won't hurt ya, but my friend over here has a pretty sick sense of humor. |
1.3971 |
0.04182 |
209 |
139 |
57 |
13 |
413 |
Oh? You think I'm the bad cop? |
1.3971 |
0.04449 |
209 |
144 |
47 |
18 |
414 |
Talk or the poodle dies |
1.3971 |
0.04500 |
209 |
145 |
45 |
19 |
415 |
Remember when I told you it wasn't going to be fun and games in here? Well, I lied. |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
416 |
Now answer the question or the clown stays. |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
417 |
I’m through clowning around. That’s more my partner’s thing, anyhow. |
1.3942 |
0.04247 |
208 |
140 |
54 |
14 |
418 |
..so you see clowning around with a condom is no laughing matter son. |
1.3942 |
0.04664 |
208 |
148 |
38 |
22 |
419 |
That's what he did to the last guy. |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
420 |
Welcome to the witness protection program. |
1.3942 |
0.04564 |
208 |
146 |
42 |
20 |
421 |
‘What did you call my partner?’ |
1.3942 |
0.04408 |
208 |
143 |
48 |
17 |
422 |
I’ll ask you one more time before I go and get the rest of them out of the car. |
1.3942 |
0.04355 |
208 |
142 |
50 |
16 |
423 |
...If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. |
1.3938 |
0.03980 |
259 |
179 |
58 |
22 |
424 |
We can make this easy. Or we can make this hardy har har. |
1.3932 |
0.04437 |
206 |
142 |
47 |
17 |
425 |
It's "Detective" Chuckles to you, young man. |
1.3932 |
0.04274 |
206 |
139 |
53 |
14 |
426 |
The bad cop is on vacation. |
1.3932 |
0.04384 |
206 |
141 |
49 |
16 |
427 |
Understand one thing, punk. I'm the good cop in this little scenario. |
1.3932 |
0.04595 |
206 |
145 |
41 |
20 |
428 |
Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? |
1.3922 |
0.04729 |
204 |
146 |
36 |
22 |
429 |
You see something funny, Robert? |
1.3913 |
0.04089 |
207 |
137 |
59 |
11 |
430 |
We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. |
1.3911 |
0.04214 |
202 |
135 |
55 |
12 |
431 |
I'll ask you one last time, is that a horsey or a doggie? |
1.3911 |
0.04442 |
202 |
139 |
47 |
16 |
432 |
Did this Bozo you described maybe look something like this? |
1.3911 |
0.04214 |
202 |
135 |
55 |
12 |
433 |
Ohhh...and I suppose you think this is funny too, right? |
1.3911 |
0.04329 |
202 |
137 |
51 |
14 |
434 |
If we're to have a prayer of finding your attacker, our balloon artist is going to need a much better description. |
1.3911 |
0.04605 |
202 |
142 |
41 |
19 |
435 |
Start cooperating or I’ll turn you over to this Bozo! |
1.3900 |
0.04472 |
200 |
138 |
46 |
16 |
436 |
You should know we have ways of making you laugh... |
1.3900 |
0.04300 |
200 |
135 |
52 |
13 |
437 |
You'd better start giving me answers, or the next thing my partner twists into a cute little animal won't be your balloon. |
1.3900 |
0.04358 |
200 |
136 |
50 |
14 |
438 |
He does birthday parties and indictments. |
1.3900 |
0.04181 |
200 |
133 |
56 |
11 |
439 |
Start talking or my partner will use enhanced humor methods. |
1.3900 |
0.04300 |
200 |
135 |
52 |
13 |
440 |
You give me a name, I give you a Happy Meal. |
1.3900 |
0.04472 |
200 |
138 |
46 |
16 |
441 |
Ever since they banned waterboarding we've had to be more creative. |
1.3900 |
0.04358 |
200 |
136 |
50 |
14 |
442 |
You either start talking, or I'm going to turn you over to this clown. |
1.3889 |
0.04559 |
198 |
138 |
43 |
17 |
443 |
Coulrophobia. C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Look it up, punk. |
1.3889 |
0.04387 |
198 |
135 |
49 |
14 |
444 |
Trust me, balloons aren't the only thing he can twist. |
1.3889 |
0.04445 |
198 |
136 |
47 |
15 |
445 |
Alright, this is my partners last balloon. Is this the dog you saw leaving the scene or not? |
1.3889 |
0.04559 |
198 |
138 |
43 |
17 |
446 |
What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? |
1.3889 |
0.04670 |
198 |
140 |
39 |
19 |
447 |
Fine, deny you stole the car, but we got 40 witnesses in the back seat. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
448 |
I can do this all day, but Officer Yorick is a fellow of finite jest. |
1.3889 |
0.04778 |
198 |
142 |
35 |
21 |
449 |
We're saving him for the President Trump interrogation. |
1.3889 |
0.04724 |
198 |
141 |
37 |
20 |
450 |
Do you think this is all fun and games!? |
1.3889 |
0.04208 |
198 |
132 |
55 |
11 |
451 |
Maybe a few minutes in the bounce house will refresh your memory. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
452 |
Good Cop, Batshit Crazy Cop! |
1.3889 |
0.04670 |
198 |
140 |
39 |
19 |
453 |
We found your fingerprints all over it. |
1.3889 |
0.04208 |
198 |
132 |
55 |
11 |
454 |
A lot of us have side jobs. |
1.3889 |
0.04445 |
198 |
136 |
47 |
15 |
455 |
President Trump has volunteered to give you some legal advice ... |
1.3889 |
0.04724 |
198 |
141 |
37 |
20 |
456 |
My partner also has the right to remain silent. |
1.3878 |
0.04475 |
196 |
135 |
46 |
15 |
457 |
What makes you think this is a joke? |
1.3878 |
0.04416 |
196 |
134 |
48 |
14 |
458 |
Tell that to the jury. Sargent O'Donnell says he had 37 witnesses in his patrol car that would identify you as the perp! |
1.3878 |
0.04703 |
196 |
139 |
38 |
19 |
459 |
Because the composite sketch guy is on vacation. Now, is this the dog you saw the night of the murder? |
1.3878 |
0.04647 |
196 |
138 |
40 |
18 |
460 |
Actually, he's the bad cop, but a surprisingly good clown. |
1.3878 |
0.04356 |
196 |
133 |
50 |
13 |
461 |
You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. |
1.3878 |
0.04356 |
196 |
133 |
50 |
13 |
462 |
No, I am the good cop. |
1.3875 |
0.02996 |
449 |
312 |
100 |
37 |
463 |
"Good cop, bad clown" is a lesser known, but highly effective interrogation technique. |
1.3872 |
0.02922 |
439 |
299 |
110 |
30 |
464 |
You hear that Carl? He thinks this is some kind of joke. |
1.3858 |
0.04217 |
197 |
132 |
54 |
11 |
465 |
If you think you can make clowns of us, I warn you it's been done! |
1.3846 |
0.04427 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
14 |
466 |
Ok, tough guy.. you can make this easy and talk to the "good cop", or take your chances with Pennywise here... |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
467 |
He's from our Not Very Serious Crime Unit |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
468 |
If you give us a name, we will call off the dog. |
1.3846 |
0.04306 |
195 |
132 |
51 |
12 |
469 |
Won't talk, huh? Ditch the dog, Happy, and get the seltzer. |
1.3846 |
0.04367 |
195 |
133 |
49 |
13 |
470 |
We’re nowhere near done with you, we’ve still got magic tricks and the unicycle. |
1.3846 |
0.04716 |
195 |
139 |
37 |
19 |
471 |
What happened to that balloon wasn’t an accident |
1.3846 |
0.04427 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
14 |
472 |
My partner here is going to see if he can twist your arm. |
1.3846 |
0.04367 |
195 |
133 |
49 |
13 |
473 |
Our sketch artist is away, does your missing dog look like this? |
1.3846 |
0.04306 |
195 |
132 |
51 |
12 |
474 |
Oh no. He’s just on temporary loan from the White House. |
1.3846 |
0.04716 |
195 |
139 |
37 |
19 |
475 |
It's Suspect Appreciation Day. |
1.3846 |
0.04367 |
195 |
133 |
49 |
13 |
476 |
You think I'm clowning around? |
1.3846 |
0.04427 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
14 |
477 |
You RANSOMED the birthday piñata??? |
1.3834 |
0.04636 |
193 |
136 |
40 |
17 |
478 |
We have ways of making you talk. But this isn't one of them. |
1.3834 |
0.04397 |
193 |
132 |
48 |
13 |
479 |
No, it’s not all fun and games here. |
1.3834 |
0.04457 |
193 |
133 |
46 |
14 |
480 |
Does this look like a joke to you? |
1.3834 |
0.04457 |
193 |
133 |
46 |
14 |
481 |
Believe me, you don't want to see 'bad clown', |
1.3834 |
0.04518 |
193 |
134 |
44 |
15 |
482 |
So, are you gonna talk? Or does my partner here have to make you a hat? |
1.3834 |
0.04397 |
193 |
132 |
48 |
13 |
483 |
You'll be working for Earl-- he's our last clown. The previous one became president. |
1.3834 |
0.04577 |
193 |
135 |
42 |
16 |
484 |
As you can see this is no laughing matter. |
1.3834 |
0.04272 |
193 |
130 |
52 |
11 |
485 |
Start talking or you'll see what happens to the balloon. |
1.3834 |
0.04335 |
193 |
131 |
50 |
12 |
486 |
we've found good cop, sad cop works better. |
1.3834 |
0.04636 |
193 |
136 |
40 |
17 |
487 |
You think this is rough? Trust me, you do NOT want him to put on the shoes. |
1.3834 |
0.04335 |
193 |
131 |
50 |
12 |
488 |
We're done clowning around, tell us or your little wiener dog says "bye-bye". |
1.3834 |
0.04636 |
193 |
136 |
40 |
17 |
489 |
Just think about this: I'm the good cop. |
1.3834 |
0.04693 |
193 |
137 |
38 |
18 |
490 |
You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. |
1.3834 |
0.04078 |
193 |
127 |
58 |
8 |
491 |
Oh, tough guy huh? Alright, bring in the Mime!! |
1.3822 |
0.04727 |
191 |
136 |
37 |
18 |
492 |
After this, he goes for the seltzer .. and then .. pies! Oh yes, there will be pies! |
1.3822 |
0.04235 |
191 |
128 |
53 |
10 |
493 |
Don't make me resort to face painting. |
1.3822 |
0.04300 |
191 |
129 |
51 |
11 |
494 |
It's San Francisco. Here we have a bad cop and a fun cop. |
1.3814 |
0.04378 |
194 |
133 |
48 |
13 |
495 |
Did you see what he did with that balloon? You're next! |
1.3810 |
0.04762 |
189 |
135 |
36 |
18 |
496 |
O.K Sonny, what’ll it be? The Big House or the Fun House? |
1.3810 |
0.04457 |
189 |
130 |
46 |
13 |
497 |
Ok wise guy. We know how to deal with clowns like you. |
1.3810 |
0.04328 |
189 |
128 |
50 |
11 |
498 |
‘There’s 11 more of them in a squad car outside, so I suggest you start talking.’ |
1.3810 |
0.04702 |
189 |
134 |
38 |
17 |
499 |
You really don’t want me to leave you alone with this clown! |
1.3810 |
0.04702 |
189 |
134 |
38 |
17 |
500 |
If we can't make you talk we'll at least make you smile. |
1.3805 |
0.02764 |
431 |
287 |
124 |
20 |
501 |
No, it's good cop, creepy cop. |
1.3802 |
0.04707 |
192 |
137 |
37 |
18 |
502 |
Do I look like a clown to you? |
1.3802 |
0.04408 |
192 |
132 |
47 |
13 |
503 |
The sketch artist has the day off. Work with me here. |
1.3802 |
0.04345 |
192 |
131 |
49 |
12 |
504 |
I'm going to ask you one more time. Did you, or did you not, try to pass that dachshund off as a labradoodle? |
1.3802 |
0.04530 |
192 |
134 |
43 |
15 |
505 |
You will now undergo a polylaugh test. |
1.3797 |
0.04291 |
187 |
126 |
51 |
10 |
506 |
This seem like a joke to you? |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
507 |
Kid, does it look like my partner is here to entertain you? |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
508 |
You're lucky, Detective B'Ozo wants to charge you as a juvenile." |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
509 |
OH, BY THE WAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
510 |
Somethin' funny? |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
511 |
Yes, it's cruel, but it isn't unusual. |
1.3797 |
0.04614 |
187 |
131 |
41 |
15 |
512 |
That's right. HE'S the bad cop. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
513 |
We ran out of Good Cops. |
1.3797 |
0.04614 |
187 |
131 |
41 |
15 |
514 |
What clown? |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
515 |
After what he just did to that innocent, little balloon, you still think he's the 'good cop?' |
1.3797 |
0.04423 |
187 |
128 |
47 |
12 |
516 |
Give us some answers kid, don’t make us use the pin. |
1.3797 |
0.04676 |
187 |
132 |
39 |
16 |
517 |
Enough clowning around with you, buddy! I have a pie and I'm not afraid to use it! |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
518 |
Surprise, HE'S the bad cop! |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
519 |
What do you mean the trial was a circus? |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
520 |
Do you think I’m here to amuse you? |
1.3797 |
0.04291 |
187 |
126 |
51 |
10 |
521 |
Bad news - I'M the good cop. |
1.3789 |
0.04500 |
190 |
132 |
44 |
14 |
522 |
Tell us what we want to know or we pop the dog. |
1.3789 |
0.04500 |
190 |
132 |
44 |
14 |
523 |
You better worry, because I'm the "Good Cop" |
1.3789 |
0.04682 |
190 |
135 |
38 |
17 |
524 |
Good cop, bad cop was feeling a little stale. |
1.3789 |
0.04374 |
190 |
130 |
48 |
12 |
525 |
I hope you didn't just call my partner what I think you just called my partner. |
1.3784 |
0.04453 |
185 |
127 |
46 |
12 |
526 |
There are 28 more just like him waiting in the squad car downstairs. |
1.3784 |
0.04584 |
185 |
129 |
42 |
14 |
527 |
Is this your dog? |
1.3784 |
0.04772 |
185 |
132 |
36 |
17 |
528 |
You're lucky we're charging you as a juvenile. |
1.3784 |
0.04387 |
185 |
126 |
48 |
11 |
529 |
Unless you want to relive your 6-year-old birthday party you’d better cooperate. |
1.3784 |
0.04519 |
185 |
128 |
44 |
13 |
530 |
You might as well talk. Your accomplice has already squeaked. |
1.3784 |
0.04584 |
185 |
129 |
42 |
14 |
531 |
Im bad cop. He is worse cop. |
1.3784 |
0.04772 |
185 |
132 |
36 |
17 |
532 |
Keep this up and you will also be facing a media circus. |
1.3784 |
0.04584 |
185 |
129 |
42 |
14 |
533 |
OK son, can you explain Facebook to the Congressman again. |
1.3784 |
0.04772 |
185 |
132 |
36 |
17 |
534 |
Now your final test as nominee for Secretary of State |
1.3784 |
0.04894 |
185 |
134 |
32 |
19 |
535 |
What do you mean funny, funny how? |
1.3784 |
0.04387 |
185 |
126 |
48 |
11 |
536 |
According to your driver’s license, today is your birthday. |
1.3784 |
0.04519 |
185 |
128 |
44 |
13 |
537 |
And I say YOU'RE the one who's acting like a Bozo, young man. |
1.3784 |
0.04833 |
185 |
133 |
34 |
18 |
538 |
Talk now, or we bring in the mime! |
1.3784 |
0.04894 |
185 |
134 |
32 |
19 |
539 |
I get the feeling you're not taking us seriously. |
1.3770 |
0.04485 |
183 |
126 |
45 |
12 |
540 |
Start talking now or the juggling bear comes out next. |
1.3770 |
0.04208 |
183 |
122 |
53 |
8 |
541 |
You think I’m scary, wait until you meet my partner. |
1.3770 |
0.04681 |
183 |
129 |
39 |
15 |
542 |
Is this an accurate depiction of the dog in question? |
1.3770 |
0.04485 |
183 |
126 |
45 |
12 |
543 |
He can use seltzer in ways that never leave a mark. |
1.3770 |
0.04551 |
183 |
127 |
43 |
13 |
544 |
It’s not that weird. Everyone has emotional support animals these days. |
1.3770 |
0.04551 |
183 |
127 |
43 |
13 |
545 |
Do we really look that stupid? |
1.3770 |
0.04808 |
183 |
131 |
35 |
17 |
546 |
No, he can't make you a sword. |
1.3770 |
0.04992 |
183 |
134 |
29 |
20 |
547 |
You think this funny? I’ll show you funny. |
1.3770 |
0.04681 |
183 |
129 |
39 |
15 |
548 |
Better start talking or I'm bringing in the mime... |
1.3770 |
0.04870 |
183 |
132 |
33 |
18 |
549 |
Tell us the truth, or you'll be getting a very unhappy meal. |
1.3757 |
0.04378 |
181 |
123 |
48 |
10 |
550 |
What makes you think he's the good cop? |
1.3757 |
0.04844 |
181 |
130 |
34 |
17 |
551 |
You think this is all a big joke, don't you? |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
552 |
Don’t make me pop it. |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
553 |
Confess, or I'll turn you over to "Tickles". |
1.3757 |
0.04448 |
181 |
124 |
46 |
11 |
554 |
Give us a name, and we’ll throw in some cotton candy. |
1.3757 |
0.04308 |
181 |
122 |
50 |
9 |
555 |
Talk to us, or your friend here gets popped. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
556 |
My partner tends to overplay the good cop role |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
557 |
Enough clowning around. Let's see how you hold up against the K9 unit. |
1.3744 |
0.02971 |
422 |
293 |
100 |
29 |
558 |
Balloons aren't the only thing he can twist into silly shapes! |
1.3743 |
0.04817 |
179 |
128 |
35 |
16 |
559 |
Is this all a big joke to you? |
1.3743 |
0.04881 |
179 |
129 |
33 |
17 |
560 |
Our corrections officer knows every trick in the book. |
1.3743 |
0.04881 |
179 |
129 |
33 |
17 |
561 |
Save it, carny. We had a man on the inside the whole time! |
1.3743 |
0.04817 |
179 |
128 |
35 |
16 |
562 |
You can laugh at my partner but he just broke the stolen piñata case wide open! |
1.3743 |
0.04337 |
179 |
121 |
49 |
9 |
563 |
If we don't get some answers quick, I'm sending in the mime. |
1.3743 |
0.04817 |
179 |
128 |
35 |
16 |
564 |
The good cop is off today. This is the best we could come up with. |
1.3741 |
0.03551 |
278 |
190 |
72 |
16 |
565 |
Okay, tough guy... You really want me to bring out the mime? |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
566 |
Good luck remaining silent. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
567 |
Confess or we send in the mime. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
568 |
Now you're probably wondering, "Who's this Bozo?" |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
569 |
Yes he's the good cop. Its just that he's not a very good good cop |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
570 |
We have other ways of making you talk. |
1.3708 |
0.04419 |
178 |
122 |
46 |
10 |
571 |
He also plays the accordion, if you won't talk. |
1.3708 |
0.04347 |
178 |
121 |
48 |
9 |
572 |
Listen kid, don't make me send in the bad clown. |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
573 |
Don't make me get the mime. |
1.3708 |
0.04961 |
178 |
130 |
30 |
18 |
574 |
ONLY because it's your birthday. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
575 |
Don’t make me bring in the face painter. |
1.3693 |
0.04801 |
176 |
126 |
35 |
15 |
576 |
Trust me. You don't want the good cop. |
1.3693 |
0.04594 |
176 |
123 |
41 |
12 |
577 |
What the hell are you laughing at? |
1.3693 |
0.04664 |
176 |
124 |
39 |
13 |
578 |
...and if you don’t cooperate there’s a lot more like him back in the squad car. |
1.3693 |
0.04733 |
176 |
125 |
37 |
14 |
579 |
You think this is funny? |
1.3678 |
0.04906 |
174 |
126 |
32 |
16 |
580 |
What do you take us for? |
1.3678 |
0.04407 |
174 |
119 |
46 |
9 |
581 |
Actually ,it's bad cop, worse cop. |
1.3678 |
0.04482 |
174 |
120 |
44 |
10 |
582 |
You have the right to remain silent. As long as you can keep a straight face. |
1.3678 |
0.04555 |
174 |
121 |
42 |
11 |
583 |
You know the sound of a balloon getting twisted--Mario can do that all night. |
1.3678 |
0.04769 |
174 |
124 |
36 |
14 |
584 |
Talk or we'll send in the mime next |
1.3672 |
0.04711 |
177 |
126 |
37 |
14 |
585 |
Yeah? What else do you see? Am I a clown, too? |
1.3672 |
0.04572 |
177 |
124 |
41 |
12 |
586 |
There is no good clown. |
1.3672 |
0.04711 |
177 |
126 |
37 |
14 |
587 |
You think we brought you in just for fun? |
1.3663 |
0.04202 |
172 |
115 |
51 |
6 |
588 |
Dammit, I said look at me when I'm talking to you! |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
589 |
The easy way or do we need the slapstick? |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
590 |
You may not believe it, but my partner’s not as stable as I am. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
591 |
So you deny trying to steal Bozo's service animal? |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
592 |
We have ways of making you chuckle. |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
593 |
Do we look like we're clowning around? |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
594 |
Did you just call him a bozo? |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
595 |
I'll ask you one more time-- do you recognize that dog? |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
596 |
For an extra $45 you can have a tape of this interrogation to share with your kids. |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
597 |
Oh, I'm sorry, is Circus Jail just one big joke to you? |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
598 |
We couldn't get a sketch artist but I assure you my partner is a professional. |
1.3657 |
0.04534 |
175 |
122 |
42 |
11 |
599 |
We know how to deal with clowns like you. |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
600 |
I bet you're thinking were just a bunch of clowns. |
1.3647 |
0.04622 |
170 |
119 |
40 |
11 |
601 |
This was found at the crime scene; our expert recognized your work. |
1.3647 |
0.04469 |
170 |
117 |
44 |
9 |
602 |
So latex sensitive are we? Don't make me send in the clown. |
1.3647 |
0.04914 |
170 |
123 |
32 |
15 |
603 |
No, it's not torture according to the latest court ruling. |
1.3647 |
0.04843 |
170 |
122 |
34 |
14 |
604 |
My partner here has a way of making kids squeal. |
1.3647 |
0.04622 |
170 |
119 |
40 |
11 |
605 |
That's right, Johnson here was undercover the whole time. Why?! Because art plagiarism is a serious crime Mr. Koons! |
1.3636 |
0.03129 |
374 |
263 |
86 |
25 |
606 |
. . .and he can get 26 officers in one car. |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
607 |
Unfortunately for you, I'm the good cop. |
1.3631 |
0.05025 |
168 |
123 |
29 |
16 |
608 |
Anything you say will be used in his act. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
609 |
You’re lucky it’s your birthday. |
1.3631 |
0.04733 |
168 |
119 |
37 |
12 |
610 |
Sorry, our sketch artist is on vacation. |
1.3631 |
0.05025 |
168 |
123 |
29 |
16 |
611 |
Young man, Agent Adams is going to teach you how to be the President of the United States. |
1.3631 |
0.05096 |
168 |
124 |
27 |
17 |
612 |
Don’t make him get out the seltzer. |
1.3631 |
0.04954 |
168 |
122 |
31 |
15 |
613 |
Tell us where Waldo is and no one gets hurt. |
1.3631 |
0.05096 |
168 |
124 |
27 |
17 |
614 |
We can do this the easy way . . . or whatever it is that he does. |
1.3631 |
0.04422 |
168 |
115 |
45 |
8 |
615 |
Ok, Come clean or you get 4 hours of this guy and then a mime. |
1.3631 |
0.05096 |
168 |
124 |
27 |
17 |
616 |
Let me tell you this up front, buddy — he’s the bad cop. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
617 |
I’ve got a carload of these guys, all dying to take a crack at you. |
1.3626 |
0.04525 |
171 |
119 |
42 |
10 |
618 |
Now you would hate to see something happen to little doggy, wouldn't you? |
1.3626 |
0.04600 |
171 |
120 |
40 |
11 |
619 |
You wanna play games, pal? |
1.3626 |
0.04674 |
171 |
121 |
38 |
12 |
620 |
If you insist on a trial, the President's lawyer will be your court-appointed counsel. |
1.3626 |
0.05097 |
171 |
127 |
26 |
18 |
621 |
We can do this the fun way, or the funnier way |
1.3626 |
0.04960 |
171 |
125 |
30 |
16 |
622 |
It's up to you: This can be really hard or really funny. |
1.3619 |
0.04120 |
210 |
147 |
50 |
13 |
623 |
Our sketch artist will work with you to come up with a balloon representation of the perp. |
1.3614 |
0.05209 |
166 |
124 |
24 |
18 |
624 |
Oh, him? He's here for emotional support. |
1.3614 |
0.04614 |
166 |
116 |
40 |
10 |
625 |
He makes you laugh, I make you cry. |
1.3614 |
0.04453 |
166 |
114 |
44 |
8 |
626 |
I assure you we take this very seriously. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
627 |
He's a good cop and a great partner, but I hate it when we take his car to a crime scene. |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
628 |
What can I tell you, the sketch artist is on vacation. Does this look like your missing dog or what? |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
629 |
Where were you the night of the circus? |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
630 |
And don't try anything funny, Kid. There's a lot more cops in that tiny car parked outside. |
1.3614 |
0.04534 |
166 |
115 |
42 |
9 |
631 |
We can do this the easy way or we can do this the silly way. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
632 |
Do you think we're a couple of clowns, kid? Well, do you? |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
633 |
I'm finished clowning around with you, but apparently my partner isn't. |
1.3614 |
0.05067 |
166 |
122 |
28 |
16 |
634 |
And for your own good, keep in mind that I'm the good cop. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
635 |
I don't think you grasp the seriousness of this situation |
1.3614 |
0.04286 |
166 |
112 |
48 |
6 |
636 |
If you do not have a balloon dog, one will be appointed to you by the clown. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
637 |
That’s our final offer. Give us a name you get the dog. For a swan you have to wear a wire. |
1.3614 |
0.04614 |
166 |
116 |
40 |
10 |
638 |
Tell me more about this gang. You say they’re called the Ringling Brothers? |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
639 |
That's nothing compared to the shape you'll be in after Sergeant Bozo is through with you. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
640 |
We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. |
1.3614 |
0.04994 |
166 |
121 |
30 |
15 |
641 |
Start talkin' or your balloon friend gets it |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
642 |
We're not clowning around here...yet. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
643 |
We’re not here to entertain you. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
644 |
You wouldn't like to meet my partner. He's got a funny way of doing things. |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
645 |
What are you looking at? Do you think this is funny? |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
646 |
It's casual Friday. |
1.3598 |
0.04568 |
164 |
114 |
41 |
9 |
647 |
Quit stalling pal, or the dog gets it. |
1.3598 |
0.04401 |
164 |
112 |
45 |
7 |
648 |
You don't know anything, huh? Well, we have ways of making you squeak. |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
649 |
We don’t have a 'good cop'. |
1.3598 |
0.04401 |
164 |
112 |
45 |
7 |
650 |
He just got a confession out of that dog. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
651 |
Trust me. You don’t want to see him pop the ballon. |
1.3598 |
0.04807 |
164 |
117 |
35 |
12 |
652 |
Ok Jimmy, show's over. |
1.3598 |
0.04485 |
164 |
113 |
43 |
8 |
653 |
Confess Bozo, or he pops the puppy! |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
654 |
Recognize him now? |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
655 |
You misunderstand ... I'M the good cop. |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
656 |
We're not just fooling around here, mister. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
657 |
Show me on the balloon animal where the clown touched you. |
1.3598 |
0.05109 |
164 |
121 |
27 |
16 |
658 |
Ya' askin' me what's next, what's next?: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
659 |
No, I'm the bad cop and he is the funny cop. |
1.3598 |
0.04485 |
164 |
113 |
43 |
8 |
660 |
What part of "he also works birthday parties" don't you understand? |
1.3598 |
0.04807 |
164 |
117 |
35 |
12 |
661 |
You think this is some kind of joke!? Do we look like we’re kidding around? |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
662 |
If this doesn't make you talk, we're prepared to bring in the mime. |
1.3598 |
0.04568 |
164 |
114 |
41 |
9 |
663 |
No, I'm the good cop. He's the very bad cop. |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
664 |
Listen you little punk, second degree manslaughter and a balloon animal is the best deal your going to get today |
1.3598 |
0.04807 |
164 |
117 |
35 |
12 |
665 |
Believe me, he will twist your arm. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
666 |
First you confess, then you get the balloon dog. |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
667 |
Not laughing now, are you punk? |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
668 |
Joking? You think we're joking? |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
669 |
It’s either me, or your worst nightmare. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
670 |
Look here, young man, this is no laughing matter. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
671 |
Show us on the clown where the balloon dog touched you |
1.3580 |
0.05226 |
162 |
121 |
24 |
17 |
672 |
Ok we have given you what you asked for, now tell us what we want to know. |
1.3580 |
0.04602 |
162 |
113 |
40 |
9 |
673 |
Talk now, or we bring in the mime! |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
674 |
I'm going to step out for a minute, now, and you should know that my partner here is fresh out of party balloons. |
1.3580 |
0.04602 |
162 |
113 |
40 |
9 |
675 |
Turns out, I'm the good cop. |
1.3580 |
0.04345 |
162 |
110 |
46 |
6 |
676 |
WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS MISTER! But, yes, Detective Fratellini does have a second job. |
1.3580 |
0.04518 |
162 |
112 |
42 |
8 |
677 |
Don't let him fool you, I'm the good cop. |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
678 |
What do you mean you didn't know he was cop? |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
679 |
Listen bud, we're not clowning around. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
680 |
Yes - he is the Presidents pick for director of the FBI |
1.3580 |
0.05371 |
162 |
123 |
20 |
19 |
681 |
This is not a circus. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
682 |
No, a llama. Officer Coco's unspoken questions are only going to get tougher, son. |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
683 |
We can promise you immunity if you're willing to wear a hand buzzer. |
1.3562 |
0.04637 |
160 |
112 |
39 |
9 |
684 |
Look, kid, we have ways of making you laugh. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
685 |
Something funny, punk? |
1.3562 |
0.04375 |
160 |
109 |
45 |
6 |
686 |
No, actually -- he's the bad cop. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
687 |
You only get to keep the balloon animal AFTER you've answered our questions. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
688 |
Does this look like fun and games to you?! |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
689 |
Unless you want to know how many more clowns are behind that door, I suggest you start talking. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
690 |
As you can see, we are ready to entertain any statement you are ready to make. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
691 |
He takes good cop to another level. |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
692 |
It's up to you son. You want to do this the easy way, or the ironic way? |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
693 |
What's so funny? |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
694 |
There's twenty-two more in a little car back there if you don't like his questions. |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
695 |
We're trying something new, pal! It's called good cop/sad cop. |
1.3562 |
0.04637 |
160 |
112 |
39 |
9 |
696 |
No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? |
1.3549 |
0.03117 |
386 |
277 |
81 |
28 |
697 |
No, I'm the good cop. He's Jeff Koons. |
1.3544 |
0.05318 |
158 |
119 |
22 |
17 |
698 |
You have the right to remain silent - but you won't be able to once you see his act. |
1.3544 |
0.04672 |
158 |
111 |
38 |
9 |
699 |
The Canine Unit has taken the biggest hit from the recent budget cuts. |
1.3544 |
0.04585 |
158 |
110 |
40 |
8 |
700 |
Start talking, or I am turning you over to the Clown. |
1.3544 |
0.05006 |
158 |
115 |
30 |
13 |
701 |
I did not kill Cathy & I don't believe that's her clown. |
1.3544 |
0.05006 |
158 |
115 |
30 |
13 |
702 |
Talk, or I'll let him do card tricks. |
1.3544 |
0.05164 |
158 |
117 |
26 |
15 |
703 |
First of all, it's 'Officer' Bobo. And secondly, no he will not make you a phone to call your lawyer. |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
704 |
That’s Detective Sergeant Bozo to you, punk! |
1.3544 |
0.04672 |
158 |
111 |
38 |
9 |
705 |
Don't make me bring in the elephant. |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
706 |
Start talking or we’ll send in the rest of the clowns. |
1.3544 |
0.04585 |
158 |
110 |
40 |
8 |
707 |
No, he’s the good cop. The bad cop is the mime. |
1.3544 |
0.04758 |
158 |
112 |
36 |
10 |
708 |
Talk or the balloon gets it. |
1.3544 |
0.05006 |
158 |
115 |
30 |
13 |
709 |
Can you describe him to our stretch artist? |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
710 |
No, he’s the Bad Cop. |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
711 |
Wait until you see what he can twist you into. |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
712 |
Make no mistake, I'm the only guy between you and the seltzer. |
1.3544 |
0.05085 |
158 |
116 |
28 |
14 |
713 |
If you won't talk, we might have to do some arm twisting. |
1.3544 |
0.04842 |
158 |
113 |
34 |
11 |
714 |
You are sentenced to 30 days of community circus. |
1.3544 |
0.04842 |
158 |
113 |
34 |
11 |
715 |
If I need reinforcements, there’s forty more like him in a squad car out front. |
1.3540 |
0.04613 |
161 |
113 |
39 |
9 |
716 |
For a full confession, he can make that a reindeer. |
1.3537 |
0.04215 |
164 |
111 |
48 |
5 |
717 |
Listen, we can either do this the hard way or the funny way. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
718 |
Sorry, he doesn’t do lawyers...just doggies and snakes. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
719 |
What? You think being a detective covers the bills? |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
720 |
Talk! Or we bring in the mime. You decide. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
721 |
And if you tell us what we want to know, we'll let you use the bouncy house. |
1.3526 |
0.04709 |
156 |
110 |
37 |
9 |
722 |
You probably think we're just a bunch of Bozos. |
1.3526 |
0.04709 |
156 |
110 |
37 |
9 |
723 |
Don't make him put on the shoes. |
1.3526 |
0.04620 |
156 |
109 |
39 |
8 |
724 |
Well, if you didn't make the balloon animal, then who did? |
1.3526 |
0.05048 |
156 |
114 |
29 |
13 |
725 |
Trust me he's not the good cop... |
1.3526 |
0.04620 |
156 |
109 |
39 |
8 |
726 |
You don't seem to understand the seriousness of your crime. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
727 |
You think we're clowning around, don't you? |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
728 |
Don't make me subject you to excessive farce. |
1.3526 |
0.05209 |
156 |
116 |
25 |
15 |
729 |
Start talking or the puppy gets popped. |
1.3526 |
0.04620 |
156 |
109 |
39 |
8 |
730 |
You think this is all fun and games, Punk? |
1.3526 |
0.04437 |
156 |
107 |
43 |
6 |
731 |
Don't make me bring in the juggler. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
732 |
Does your missing dog look like this? |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
733 |
This is Officer Bubbles of the K-9 unit. Don't make him use his slapstick. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
734 |
What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? |
1.3526 |
0.05209 |
156 |
116 |
25 |
15 |
735 |
If you don’t talk, my partner’s gonna get sad. You wouldn’t like him when he’s sad. |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
736 |
For you it's bad cop, worse cop. |
1.3526 |
0.04620 |
156 |
109 |
39 |
8 |
737 |
Show us exactly where he asked you to sniff. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
738 |
How can we believe you when you can’t even keep a straight face? |
1.3526 |
0.04530 |
156 |
108 |
41 |
7 |
739 |
Do you wanna talk to me ...or do you wanna take your chances with a man that would do that to a cute little balloon. |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
740 |
Sure, you have the right to remain silent -- but I'd laugh if I were you, smartguy. |
1.3526 |
0.04530 |
156 |
108 |
41 |
7 |
741 |
what other detective? |
1.3526 |
0.04709 |
156 |
110 |
37 |
9 |
742 |
I'm bad cop, he prefers not to be labeled. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
743 |
Where on the balloon did you touch the dog? |
1.3526 |
0.05517 |
156 |
120 |
17 |
19 |
744 |
Don't make me put you in the bouncy house! |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
745 |
... or the doggie gets it. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
746 |
What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
747 |
As you can see, we do good cop, bad cop a little differently around here. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
748 |
Does THAT jog your memory? |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
749 |
I'll let you decide if he's good or bad |
1.3506 |
0.05255 |
154 |
115 |
24 |
15 |
750 |
The media is waiting for your statement. It's a circus out there! |
1.3506 |
0.05174 |
154 |
114 |
26 |
14 |
751 |
Our sketch artist called in sick. |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
752 |
If you won't talk to me, my partner has a few tricks he would like to try. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
753 |
As a matter of fact, we ARE playing "Good Cop, Bad Cop." Guess who's who. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
754 |
Give up 3 more witnesses, and he'll make you a flower. |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
755 |
We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way, your choice. |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
756 |
We don't do Good Cop, Bad Cop anymore. We do Bad Cop, Cop Who Will Haunt Your Nightmares. |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
757 |
What are you, 5? I said, look at me when I’m talking to you. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
758 |
You've got ten seconds to talk, or I leave the room, and let Binky go full Ringling on you. |
1.3506 |
0.04655 |
154 |
108 |
38 |
8 |
759 |
We can do this the hard way or we can do this the fun way. |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
760 |
A lawyer, eh? We'll need more balloons, but I think we can make that for you. |
1.3506 |
0.05174 |
154 |
114 |
26 |
14 |
761 |
Officer Chuckles found your balloon animal at the crime scene. Not so funny now, is it? |
1.3506 |
0.04655 |
154 |
108 |
38 |
8 |
762 |
They say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
763 |
Well, are we having fun, yet? |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
764 |
We're done clowning around. Now talk! |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
765 |
Yes, 'shrooms' are known to cause strange hallucinations. Why do you ask? |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
766 |
Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-his-own-expectations cop. |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
767 |
Clancy is modeling the only witness protection identity we have left —take it or leave it ! |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
768 |
I'm telling you, we're not clowning around here. |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
769 |
Talk or the clown kills your Mr. Binky. |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
770 |
Do we look like we're joking, kid? |
1.3506 |
0.04655 |
154 |
108 |
38 |
8 |
771 |
Don’t bother, they’re here. |
1.3506 |
0.05492 |
154 |
118 |
18 |
18 |
772 |
Does it look like we're clowning around? |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
773 |
Tell the truth or we'll pop this dog |
1.3503 |
0.04684 |
157 |
111 |
37 |
9 |
774 |
Oh yeah-and there's a joker to my right! |
1.3501 |
0.03072 |
397 |
287 |
81 |
29 |
775 |
I'd advise you to come clean to the clown. You don't want to have to talk to the mime . . . |
1.3488 |
0.04192 |
215 |
156 |
43 |
16 |
776 |
I told you, you get the poodle when you stop giving me the runaround. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
777 |
The bad news is, I'm the good cop. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
778 |
What makes you think I'm the bad cop? |
1.3487 |
0.04502 |
152 |
105 |
41 |
6 |
779 |
Just how limber are you? |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
780 |
Think he's a laugh, huh? Just wait until tou meet your court-appointed lawyer. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
781 |
Oh, you find this amusing, do you? |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
782 |
Sorry. Our regular sketch artist is on maternity leave. |
1.3487 |
0.05219 |
152 |
113 |
25 |
14 |
783 |
First you answer the questions, then he makes you a bicycle. Got it? |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
784 |
Ya better start talkin', cause my friend here, will twist you like that cute little dog! |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
785 |
You have the right to say Stop during a tickle. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
786 |
We're not clowning around here! Well ... at least I'm not. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
787 |
If you think we're clowning around, punk, you're very much ... Peters! This is NOT the time! |
1.3487 |
0.04502 |
152 |
105 |
41 |
6 |
788 |
Chuckles has ways for making you talk. |
1.3487 |
0.04598 |
152 |
106 |
39 |
7 |
789 |
Send in the clowns. Don't worry, they're here. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
790 |
If you give us any trouble, I’ve got twenty partners in the squad car outside. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
791 |
Maybe a pie in the face would change your story! |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
792 |
You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. |
1.3487 |
0.05219 |
152 |
113 |
25 |
14 |
793 |
Confess or we bring in the mime! |
1.3487 |
0.05302 |
152 |
114 |
23 |
15 |
794 |
Tell what you know or the balloon dog gets it |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
795 |
No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
796 |
And if you don't want to hear that squeaky noise again, Start Talkin' |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
797 |
We can do this the funny way or the creepy way. |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
798 |
OK, tell him where you buried the other balloon dogs. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
799 |
You either talk to us, or we bring in the mime. |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
800 |
If you're going to clown around, we're going to clown around. |
1.3484 |
0.04720 |
155 |
110 |
36 |
9 |
801 |
Let me tell you son, the Geneva Convention don't say nothing about cruel and unusual squeaking |
1.3476 |
0.02827 |
443 |
317 |
98 |
28 |
802 |
Mr. Zuckerberg, we have advanced techniques for getting you to talk. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
803 |
You think I’m the bad cop? Wait till you see what my friend Mr. Tickles does with his little balloon. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
804 |
We need to know. How did you figure out he was an undercover cop?" |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
805 |
Talk or we untie the dog. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
806 |
Look, we can do this the easy way or the odd way. |
1.3467 |
0.05180 |
150 |
111 |
26 |
13 |
807 |
Does it look like we’re clowning around, buddy? |
1.3467 |
0.05266 |
150 |
112 |
24 |
14 |
808 |
I'll ask one last time — where did you hide the LSD? |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
809 |
I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of this situation! |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
810 |
Does Officer Giggles look like he's joking around right now? |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
811 |
You'd better start taking this seriously. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
812 |
TRUST ME! HE IS THE BAD COP!! |
1.3467 |
0.05266 |
150 |
112 |
24 |
14 |
813 |
This is our 3-D specialist. Does this look like your dog? |
1.3467 |
0.04729 |
150 |
106 |
36 |
8 |
814 |
The precinct is experimenting with Good Cop, Creepy Cop. After the interrogation, we’d appreciate your feedback. |
1.3467 |
0.04535 |
150 |
104 |
40 |
6 |
815 |
Do you realize how serious this is? |
1.3464 |
0.04935 |
153 |
111 |
31 |
11 |
816 |
This meets the commission's requirement of diversity in the work force. |
1.3464 |
0.05021 |
153 |
112 |
29 |
12 |
817 |
You wouldn’t want anything to happen to your dog, would you? |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
818 |
Listen, clown! Yes, I'm talking to you! |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
819 |
Why do you immediately assume I'm the bad cop? |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
820 |
Did he or did he not get the ears right? |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
821 |
Listen, I thought the sketch balloonist was a bad idea, too, but budgets are tight. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
822 |
Does this accurately represent the dog you saw? |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
823 |
Are you ready to talk?? Or do we bring-in the mime??? |
1.3446 |
0.05399 |
148 |
112 |
21 |
15 |
824 |
Now, son, let me remind you, this is no laughing matter. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
825 |
Do you want him to put on the suit? And the shoes? Is that what you really want?! |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
826 |
Yes, this is protocol for all new Oval Office interns. Now, pay attention. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
827 |
just to be clear, I am the 'good cop' |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
828 |
Good cop, bad cop? Oh, we're way past that, buddy boy! |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
829 |
Do you think you are dealing with a bunch of clowns? |
1.3444 |
0.04887 |
151 |
109 |
32 |
10 |
830 |
If you don't talk soon, Detective Bozo will do to you what he did to that balloon. He's dangerous. |
1.3436 |
0.02819 |
422 |
300 |
99 |
23 |
831 |
You're in trouble, but not too serious. |
1.3430 |
0.03807 |
242 |
174 |
53 |
15 |
832 |
Now pay attention as my partner mimes your Miranda rights. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
833 |
Now talk, or we bring in the mime! |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
834 |
I bet you thought I was the “bad cop.” |
1.3425 |
0.04998 |
146 |
106 |
30 |
10 |
835 |
You don't want him to start juggling...do you? |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
836 |
NO the dog that bit me had a much longer tail |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
837 |
You better start talkin, we got a whole tiny car full o' these guys |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
838 |
Tell us what you know, or we'll stuff you into a car with 23 other suspects. |
1.3425 |
0.04998 |
146 |
106 |
30 |
10 |
839 |
This is just a sample. If you dont talk were bringing in the accordion. |
1.3425 |
0.05274 |
146 |
109 |
24 |
13 |
840 |
For every lie we’re going to start letting air out. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
841 |
Good cop. Bad prop. |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
842 |
Well, since we can't get you to talk, let's see if we can't make you laugh... |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
843 |
Start from the top. The big top. |
1.3425 |
0.05274 |
146 |
109 |
24 |
13 |
844 |
Talk or face seltzer water boarding. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
845 |
Under the new administration, you also have the right to assistance of clownsel. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
846 |
So, you think this funny? |
1.3425 |
0.04604 |
146 |
102 |
38 |
6 |
847 |
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable talking to Officer McDonald. |
1.3423 |
0.04740 |
149 |
106 |
35 |
8 |
848 |
Talk or we pop the dog! |
1.3423 |
0.04835 |
149 |
107 |
33 |
9 |
849 |
He's a loose cannon, which is also how he commutes to work. |
1.3423 |
0.05108 |
149 |
110 |
27 |
12 |
850 |
If you don't talk, I am going to send in the clowns. |
1.3419 |
0.02743 |
430 |
304 |
105 |
21 |
851 |
Won't talk? We will see about that. Officer Bozo here knows a thing or two about arm twisting. |
1.3415 |
0.04094 |
205 |
147 |
46 |
12 |
852 |
Either you start spilling to me, or I’m gonna let Sgt. McDonald do it his way. |
1.3403 |
0.05322 |
144 |
108 |
23 |
13 |
853 |
You have the right to remain unamused. |
1.3403 |
0.05136 |
144 |
106 |
27 |
11 |
854 |
It's good cop, funny cop now. |
1.3403 |
0.04743 |
144 |
102 |
35 |
7 |
855 |
If you think 2 hours of talking to him was cruel, next we bring in a mime!! |
1.3403 |
0.04534 |
144 |
100 |
39 |
5 |
856 |
Start talking or Bobo makes the balloon dog squeak. You ever heard a balloon dog squeak, Jimmy? |
1.3403 |
0.04534 |
144 |
100 |
39 |
5 |
857 |
Don't make him pull the quarter from behind your ear. |
1.3403 |
0.04844 |
144 |
103 |
33 |
8 |
858 |
You're next, pal. |
1.3403 |
0.05136 |
144 |
106 |
27 |
11 |
859 |
Give it up. It's your word against Detective Twinkles and the 17 other officers in the car tailing you. |
1.3403 |
0.05322 |
144 |
108 |
23 |
13 |
860 |
Humor him. He's up for a White House job. |
1.3403 |
0.05230 |
144 |
107 |
25 |
12 |
861 |
Let's go back to the scene of the mime, shall we? |
1.3403 |
0.04844 |
144 |
103 |
33 |
8 |
862 |
If you don't cooperate we can entertain you indefinitely. |
1.3403 |
0.05041 |
144 |
105 |
29 |
10 |
863 |
Just like in the White House, you should be afraid of the clown. |
1.3403 |
0.05413 |
144 |
109 |
21 |
14 |
864 |
We can do this the easy way or the harlequin way. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
865 |
That's right punk, first one who talks gets the balloon doggie. |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
866 |
Meet Detective Columbozo. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
867 |
I can assure you that this was indeed a laughing matter. |
1.3380 |
0.05278 |
142 |
106 |
24 |
12 |
868 |
And there are 20 five-year-olds waiting right outside. |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
869 |
Believe me, you don’t want to have to deal with my partner. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
870 |
Do I look like a clown to you? |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
871 |
He made the dog! So do we have a deal? |
1.3380 |
0.04676 |
142 |
100 |
36 |
6 |
872 |
Did you hear that Sgt. MacDougal? This wiseguy thinks you’re a clown. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
873 |
Oh a serious guy huh? Well we have ways of making you laugh. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
874 |
Let me totally clear. I'M the good cop! |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
875 |
Listen buddy, we're not clowning around here. (long pause) He's standing right behind me, isn't he? |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
876 |
You'd be amazed what he can do with a small intestine. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
877 |
Next, we'll bring in a Mime. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
878 |
Talk, or I bring in the unicyclist. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
879 |
The balloon squealed. |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
880 |
You'll be tried as a juvenile. |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
881 |
What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
882 |
I'm bad cop, he's just a sad, sad man. |
1.3380 |
0.05372 |
142 |
107 |
22 |
13 |
883 |
Alright, punk, start talking. I need adult conversation. |
1.3371 |
0.02699 |
439 |
312 |
106 |
21 |
884 |
Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the painfully corny way. |
1.3371 |
0.03620 |
264 |
191 |
57 |
16 |
885 |
NOW, do you recognize Detective Taylor?? |
1.3370 |
0.03081 |
368 |
267 |
78 |
23 |
886 |
HEY! Only the Mayor gets to call us clowns, ya hear! |
1.3357 |
0.02641 |
417 |
291 |
112 |
14 |
887 |
No, he’s the bad cop. I’m the good cop. |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
888 |
And what makes you think we are clowning around? |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
889 |
Do you think this police department is a joke? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
890 |
All we know is that you're allergic to latex. So, better start talking. |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
891 |
Is this all just a joke to you? |
1.3357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
98 |
37 |
5 |
892 |
How many times I gotta tell ya? No cake and ice cream till you sign the confession. |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
893 |
The mime is coming in next, he'll make you talk |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
894 |
We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
895 |
So you're absolutely sure that this is your dog ? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
896 |
No, nitwit, he's the bad cop. |
1.3357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
97 |
39 |
4 |
897 |
If I don’t get the answers I’m looking for, Detective Popo is going to give the balloon a few more twists. |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
898 |
Did you or did you not say..'send in the clowns'? |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
899 |
Maybe this will refresh your memory. |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
900 |
Any other final requests? |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
901 |
No more wise cracks, kid. Our regular sketch artist is out sick today, okay? Now, does this or does this not look like the the little doggie that bit ya? |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
902 |
Despite what you’re thinking, this is no laughing matter. |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
903 |
Our sketch artist isn't in today, does this look like the man that stole your wallet? |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
904 |
Tell us what we need to know or the dog gets popped. |
1.3357 |
0.05517 |
140 |
107 |
19 |
14 |
905 |
I'm asking for the last time: is that your dog? |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
906 |
OK buddy ,it’s speak or squeak. |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
907 |
Who's that clown? He's your worst nightmare. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
908 |
Oh, so you think this is funny?! |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
909 |
No, he won't make you a phone so you can call your lawyer. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
910 |
Our sketch artist is on leave, but you can describe the suspect to Officer Toodles. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
911 |
We treat every complaint seriously.. |
1.3357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
98 |
37 |
5 |
912 |
The fun and games are over, pal. |
1.3357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
96 |
41 |
3 |
913 |
Does this look like a circus to you? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
914 |
Judy Collin's lawyer is here to see you |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
915 |
Please show Officer Bobo what happened to your dog |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
916 |
Let´s think back, Patterson, to your fifth birthday. . . |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
917 |
...and you're telling me this officer assaulted you with a slapstick? |
1.3347 |
0.03805 |
245 |
179 |
50 |
16 |
918 |
Won't talk, eh? Well how about a couple of hours with this guy... |
1.3342 |
0.02821 |
395 |
281 |
96 |
18 |
919 |
You think he is the good cop? The name Stephen King mean anything to you? |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
920 |
We're booking you on attempted rubbery. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
921 |
I don't care what Sean Hannity told you, the clown ain't your lawyer. |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
922 |
Talk now or spend the next 48 hours making balloon animals with this guy. |
1.3333 |
0.05377 |
138 |
104 |
22 |
12 |
923 |
Yeah, he's bad. |
1.3333 |
0.04897 |
141 |
102 |
31 |
8 |
924 |
In case you're wondering - I'm the good cop. |
1.3333 |
0.04897 |
141 |
102 |
31 |
8 |
925 |
He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? |
1.3333 |
0.05316 |
129 |
95 |
25 |
9 |
926 |
He’s only here in case you try something funny. |
1.3333 |
0.04576 |
141 |
99 |
37 |
5 |
927 |
What makes you think he was just kidding? |
1.3313 |
0.04583 |
160 |
116 |
35 |
9 |
928 |
Don't confess yet, all my other partners are still getting out of the car. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
929 |
You should be afraid. There are 50 more just like him behind the mirror. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
930 |
Yes, you can have water, but don't be surprised if it's in a dribble cup. |
1.3309 |
0.04789 |
136 |
97 |
33 |
6 |
931 |
That's his doggie. You don't want to see his crocodile. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
932 |
Because of your age, I must now turn the interview over to Officer Clowny, our specialist in juvenile interrogation. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
933 |
You want to do this the hard way or the most fun way? |
1.3309 |
0.04789 |
136 |
97 |
33 |
6 |
934 |
Think that's funny, wise guy? Wait 'til he gets the pie. |
1.3309 |
0.04556 |
136 |
95 |
37 |
4 |
935 |
Where were you on the night of April 1st? |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
936 |
Yeah, I'm the 'bad' cop. But believe me, you don't want to meet the 'good' cop. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
937 |
Can we get you a happy meal? |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
938 |
No, buddy, I'm the Good Cop. He's...well, ever seen 'Halloween'? |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
939 |
Yeah, and I'm the good cop. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
940 |
I'm the funny one, it's him you have to worry about. |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
941 |
He’s not smiling on the inside. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
942 |
Without an animal-specific sketch artist available, this is as close as we can come to your canine assailant based on the description you've given us. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
943 |
Let's get one thing straight, punk! We're not here for your amusement! |
1.3309 |
0.04556 |
136 |
95 |
37 |
4 |
944 |
Oh you think this is funny, huh? Well, we'll see who's laughing when Officer Chuckles is finished with his routine. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
945 |
Exactly how much LSD did you take?! |
1.3297 |
0.04204 |
182 |
131 |
42 |
9 |
946 |
Actually, we're both good clowns. And bad cops. |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
947 |
It's your choice, either you talk to me or you talk to your worst nightmare. |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
948 |
“Talk, or we'll bring in the mimes and accordionists. |
1.3284 |
0.05378 |
134 |
101 |
22 |
11 |
949 |
This is Officer Bannon, Circus Crimes Division. |
1.3284 |
0.05056 |
134 |
98 |
28 |
8 |
950 |
You're not the first clown we've had in here. |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
951 |
No, Bozo I’m talking to you. |
1.3284 |
0.05583 |
134 |
103 |
18 |
13 |
952 |
Give a complete description of the perpetrator to our balloon artist. |
1.3284 |
0.04829 |
134 |
96 |
32 |
6 |
953 |
And that's just a taste of what prison's like |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
954 |
Joke's on you...I'm the good cop! |
1.3284 |
0.05273 |
134 |
100 |
24 |
10 |
955 |
Don't even think of trying to twist this around. |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
956 |
You just had to get arrested during the captain’s birthday party, huh? |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
957 |
Don’t let the face fool you, he’s the bad cop! |
1.3284 |
0.04829 |
134 |
96 |
32 |
6 |
958 |
We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. |
1.3284 |
0.04590 |
134 |
94 |
36 |
4 |
959 |
Things aren't so funny now, are they kid ... |
1.3284 |
0.04590 |
134 |
94 |
36 |
4 |
960 |
Believe me, balloon animals aren't the only the only thing he can twist. |
1.3259 |
0.05133 |
135 |
100 |
26 |
9 |
961 |
Oh, I can ask Lieutenant Chuckles to stop, but if you don't start answering my questions, I'm bringing the mime back in. |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
962 |
I'm done with you. But my partner might not be so nice |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
963 |
So, tough guy, you think you are funny? I'll show you who's funny. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
964 |
What are you looking at him for? |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
965 |
You don't want him to use the seltzer. |
1.3258 |
0.04749 |
132 |
94 |
33 |
5 |
966 |
Your choice: confess or 2 hours alone with the clown. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
967 |
There's nothing funny about this, young man. |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
968 |
You have the right to one balloon. If you cannot afford one, a poodle will be provided for you. |
1.3256 |
0.04096 |
215 |
160 |
40 |
15 |
969 |
So, you think that's funny, do you? I'll show you funny! |
1.3233 |
0.04955 |
133 |
97 |
29 |
7 |
970 |
Stick to the subject! This is an interrogation room, not a circus! |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
971 |
Don't wanna talk eh? Fine, Kill the puppy Bobo! |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
972 |
He is the bad cop, and he can twist more than just balloons. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
973 |
Even sketch artists get holidays, OK? So, does it or does it not look like Mrs Schwarz's dog? |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
974 |
And we have ten more just like him waiting out in the car. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
975 |
Could you hurry up and confess? Wehave a birthday party to get to. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
976 |
...And he just picked up 30 more of your accomplices in his cruiser |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
977 |
Is this the balloon animal that attacked your wife?? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
978 |
"If you don't cooperate, we'll have to throw the pie at you". |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
979 |
The bad news for you is that I’m the good cop. |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
980 |
We've got fifteen more just like him in the squad car outside. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
981 |
Word of advice, kid- take the balloon dog or he gets out the big shoes. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
982 |
You’re accused of clowning around and blowing things out of proportion. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
983 |
So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
984 |
Look, I’m trying to help you here, but he’s got a seltzer bottle and knows how to use it. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
985 |
And what, he just magically appeared behind you? |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
986 |
The driver of the car survived, but you killed seventeen passengers. |
1.3231 |
0.05591 |
130 |
100 |
18 |
12 |
987 |
Johnson, looks like this guy wants to play games. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
988 |
Oh, he's just getting started. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
989 |
We have ways of making you squeal! |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
990 |
Do you recognize this? |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
991 |
Did he look something like that? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
992 |
You can talk to me, or you can talk to Scruffles... |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
993 |
Tell me again, exactly how many of you were in the car? |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
994 |
Trust me: you don't want to see the Bad Clown. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
995 |
Do we look like a bunch of clowns to you? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
996 |
If you don't talk, Peanuts takes a pin to the dog! |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
997 |
If you don't tell us what you know, I'll bring in the mime. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
998 |
Still think this is a joke? |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
999 |
....and that's Lieutenant Jeffries from our Juvenile Division. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1000 |
You think you are the class clown? I know the class clown. You are no class clown |
1.3231 |
0.05591 |
130 |
100 |
18 |
12 |
1001 |
Talk ... or there will be face painting. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1002 |
When good cop/bad cop fails, we bring in the clown. Any other questions smart pants? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1003 |
Look at me dammit! I'm talking to you. |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
1004 |
Funny HOW? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1005 |
We'll see who has the last laugh |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1006 |
Now, who's the Bozo? |
1.3231 |
0.04661 |
130 |
92 |
34 |
4 |
1007 |
Oh, I wish you hadn't laughed at him. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1008 |
Let me introduce you to the really bad cop. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1009 |
Are you sure he had a bushier tail? |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1010 |
So you wanna play hardball?, go ahead Jonesy make the balloon nightstick! |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1011 |
Talk or he'll squeak. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1012 |
We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1013 |
You think this is funny? |
1.3206 |
0.05554 |
131 |
101 |
18 |
12 |
1014 |
Clown college is hard time, son. |
1.3206 |
0.04879 |
131 |
95 |
30 |
6 |
1015 |
who are you calling a bozo now |
1.3206 |
0.05447 |
131 |
100 |
20 |
11 |
1016 |
OK, McCollough, we met your demands. Now talk! |
1.3205 |
0.04636 |
156 |
115 |
32 |
9 |
1017 |
You might as well confess now, kid--in two minutes we bring in the mime. |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1018 |
Bozo and I need your help...how do we get off Facebook? |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1019 |
He did a better job with Stormy Daniels’ description |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1020 |
No, I'm actually the good cop. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1021 |
So you think you can make clowns out of us, huh? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1022 |
Listen buddy, a lawyer just isn’t necessary. You don’t want two clowns in here, do you? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1023 |
I don't think you understand which one of us is the bad cop... |
1.3203 |
0.05649 |
128 |
99 |
17 |
12 |
1024 |
Who do you think you're dealing with, a bunch of clowns. |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1025 |
If you want your face painted you are going to have to start giving us answers. |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1026 |
First some answers. Then your juice box. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1027 |
My partner knows how to handle jokers like you. |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1028 |
Can you explain how the boss's therapy dog ended up in your cubicle? |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1029 |
we're asking the questions here! |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1030 |
He's a good cop, but a very bad clown. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1031 |
Your choice, bad-cop or tedious-clown |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1032 |
Well, what if I told you that your buddy in the next room wanted his face painted? |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1033 |
Looks can be deceiving. Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy? |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1034 |
Unlucky for you, he and his canine partner showed up when they did. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1035 |
We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1036 |
No, he’s the Bad Cop. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1037 |
If you want to enter the Witness Protection Program, and you want to stay in town, this is your best and only option. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1038 |
We hear you're into twisted stuff. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1039 |
Don't make us play good clown bad clown. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1040 |
I said we can work this out by talking. But Artie here sometimes gets a little crazy. |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1041 |
If I find out you're lying to me, you can forget about the giraffe. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1042 |
No, that's supposed to be a dog, not a horse. And stop trying to change the subject - I'm the one asking the questions here. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1043 |
Does it look like we are clowning around here? |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1044 |
So you want Officer Doodles and I to believe this heroin-filled doggie just climbed up your ass? |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1045 |
No, I'm the bad cop and he's the bad clown. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1046 |
Alright, mac, if you don't start spilling the beans, i'm gonna hand you over to this Bozo. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1047 |
And if you don't talk, he keeps making them. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1048 |
No, I'm the good cop...he's just a clown. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1049 |
Officer Finn has ways to make you talk...you don’t even want to know about. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1050 |
Still won't talk? Let's see what he can pull from your ear. |
1.3194 |
0.04479 |
144 |
103 |
36 |
5 |
1051 |
The sketch artist is unavailable but he can make a balloon animal of the perp. |
1.3186 |
0.04061 |
204 |
151 |
41 |
12 |
1052 |
No, I'm the bad cop! |
1.3179 |
0.02541 |
453 |
326 |
110 |
17 |
1053 |
You are accused of defacing an officer of the law and wringing his dog's neck. |
1.3178 |
0.05390 |
129 |
98 |
21 |
10 |
1054 |
You said a dog ate your homework. Is this the dog?! |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1055 |
We came here to do two things: solve crimes and make balloon animals. And we're all out of crimes. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1056 |
He had floppy ears? That'll be harder |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1057 |
Who do you think we are? A bunch of clowns? JIM, NOT NOW |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1058 |
Look, we're not... I mean, I am not clowning around with you! |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1059 |
Does this look sort of like the dog that bit you? |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1060 |
This is our Forensic Clown. He will make a balloon replica of the dog that was stolen based on your description. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1061 |
I assure you this is no laughing matter! |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1062 |
The good cop called in sick today, so you're in for a treat |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1063 |
Show me on the balloon animal where you stabbed him. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1064 |
According to the president that guy represents the FBI |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1065 |
Mr. Cohen, my buddy here can make anyone squeak. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1066 |
Young man, you do not seem to understand the seriousness of your situation! |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1067 |
Is that your story? You think we’re fools? |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1068 |
Are you calling Sergeant Egelko a clown? |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1069 |
You think this is something to laugh about, pal? |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1070 |
Who's Jeff Koons? |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1071 |
No, I'm the good cop. He's not even a good clown. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1072 |
Don’t get smart kid. We are not clowning around! |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1073 |
This can happen the easy way, or the squeaky way. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1074 |
So, now you're trying to tell me that there's a cop standing behind me, at the door, with a clown wig, a clown nose, and a dog balloon? And, you arrived at the Station in a Clown Car? You're going for an insanity defense already? |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1075 |
Don't make me get the piñata! |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1076 |
We're not clowning around anymore. After this. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1077 |
By the time he brings out the bicycle, you’ll talk. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1078 |
Clowning around is our job, and we take it very seriously. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1079 |
Do you have any idea how many of these guys are behind that mirror? |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1080 |
We have ways of making you laugh, Mr. Tough Guy. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1081 |
Look pal, we can do this the easy way, or the grotesquely comical way. |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1082 |
Is this some joke to you? |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1083 |
This is indeed a laughing matter. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1084 |
You think this is my first circus? |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1085 |
I don't have a sense of humor like my partner. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1086 |
We're through clowning around with you. |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1087 |
Let's see if Officer Koonz can wipe that smile off your face. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1088 |
What is this, good cop, bad prop? |
1.3175 |
0.05817 |
126 |
99 |
14 |
13 |
1089 |
I don’t believe your story, but apparently my partner is willing to entertain it. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1090 |
You wanted a Coke? My bad, thought you said joke.... |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1091 |
Talk or I turn you over to that clown over there |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1092 |
Let's get serious. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1093 |
Listen, kid, this is no joking matter. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1094 |
You can talk to me now or you can talk to that Bozo later. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1095 |
If you think i'm tough wait until this clown gets ahold of you. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1096 |
You can have it only if you're completely honest with me and tell the truth. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1097 |
It's not polite to refer to police office with a badge as a bozo. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1098 |
Who you're calling a clown kid? |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1099 |
Wrong! I'm the good cop. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1100 |
You think this is funny?"" Wait til we break out the helium. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1101 |
I can do this all night! Jerry, bring in the mimes... |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1102 |
Did you or did you not call him a clown? |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1103 |
Did you think you would talking to a pair of clowns today, Mr. Zuckerberg? |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1104 |
Sing or I send in the clown. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1105 |
Well, no, not exactly a sketch artist, per se... |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1106 |
Little did you know we had an undercover agent at the party. |
1.3154 |
0.04674 |
149 |
110 |
31 |
8 |
1107 |
Listen Bozo, we're not clowning around anymore...this is serious. |
1.3152 |
0.02778 |
422 |
312 |
87 |
23 |
1108 |
You'd best talk to me or you get my partner who has serious and dark issues |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
1109 |
Next stop for you is the bouncy house! |
1.3150 |
0.05327 |
127 |
96 |
22 |
9 |
1110 |
Frank, I swear, if I turn around and you're in that getup again...I just don't know what. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
1111 |
But you don’t have the right to remain unamused. |
1.3147 |
0.03391 |
251 |
181 |
61 |
9 |
1112 |
Due to budget cuts, we can no longer afford the bad cop. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1113 |
If you ever want to see your doggie again.............. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
1114 |
Talk now or we send in the mime! |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1115 |
You won't believe where he'll pull a balloon from next. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1116 |
Now tell us who took the money or it’s a one-way ticket to the bouncy house. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
1117 |
Chuckles here is just getting started. You don't wanna see what else he can twist that piece of rubber into. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1118 |
Does Officer Butterscotch look like he's joking? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1119 |
There are six more just like him coming out of a a Mini Cooper |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1120 |
Ok, looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way. |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
1121 |
Don't make me take out my pin. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
1122 |
If you think I’m tough, wait until you have to deal with the clown behind me. |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
1123 |
We heard it was your birthday. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1124 |
You have the right to remain squeaky. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1125 |
OK son, just tell Captain Crusty where you stashed his scooter and happy pants, or you and your little friend will be finding out that life is no circus |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1126 |
We can do this the easy way, or the weepy-peepy-creepy way. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
1127 |
You know what's scary? I'm the good cop. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1128 |
For the thousandth time, didn't you ingest hallucinogens today? |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
1129 |
No, I'm good cop. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1130 |
Things will go easier for you...if you book him two weeks in advance. |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
1131 |
You have the right to pantomime. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
1132 |
Actually, I'm the bad cop. He's the Krazy Kop. |
1.3145 |
0.04633 |
124 |
88 |
33 |
3 |
1133 |
Look here, punk, you're dealing with New York's Funniest!" |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1134 |
Something funny here? We're not laughing. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
1135 |
Or would you rather tell it to a mime? |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
1136 |
The sketch artist was busy. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1137 |
You think this is funny? Do you have any idea how many guys like you my partner has put behind imaginary bars? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1138 |
You think this is funny, punk? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1139 |
We're through clowning around. |
1.3145 |
0.04908 |
124 |
90 |
29 |
5 |
1140 |
Either you start talking, or Detective Blinky here goes to get his squirting flower! |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1141 |
Oh, yeah? Well, Chuckles here says it was you who killed at The Comedy Café last Saturday night. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
1142 |
You have the right to remain stoic. |
1.3145 |
0.05293 |
124 |
93 |
23 |
8 |
1143 |
That's right, your in Jeff Session's justice system. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1144 |
This Career Day you'll get to see where being Class Clown will lead you. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1145 |
It all started with a typo in the training manual: The "goof cop, bad cop" incident. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1146 |
My partner here is gonna wipe that smirk right onto your face. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1147 |
You want the balloon? I want to know who threw that pie. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1148 |
So, do you want another 20 minutes of Freckles or are you ready to talk? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1149 |
Perhaps this will refresh your memory |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
1150 |
Tell us what happens or the clown hurts the dog |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1151 |
You have the right to remain silent and pretend he's the president. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
1152 |
We have ways to make you talk. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
1153 |
Our sketch artist retired. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
1154 |
If you think I'm scary, you really don't want to deal with my partner. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1155 |
Dog means you're lying. I'd better start seeing some goddam giraffes. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
1156 |
He looks harmless, but his act is torture. |
1.3145 |
0.05653 |
124 |
96 |
17 |
11 |
1157 |
Talk or Officer Puddles will kill that dog. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1158 |
Tell us, about how many would you say got out of the car? |
1.3145 |
0.04633 |
124 |
88 |
33 |
3 |
1159 |
That's not the only thing he can twist into a fun shape. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
1160 |
You might think otherwise pal, but we're not playing games here. |
1.3145 |
0.04562 |
159 |
118 |
32 |
9 |
1161 |
Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. |
1.3137 |
0.04680 |
153 |
114 |
30 |
9 |
1162 |
He minored in theater at the police academy. |
1.3120 |
0.05257 |
125 |
94 |
23 |
8 |
1163 |
You can talk to me or you can talk to Detective Bozo. And believe me, you don't wanna clown around with him. |
1.3120 |
0.05257 |
125 |
94 |
23 |
8 |
1164 |
Confess or the dog goes pop. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
1165 |
Don't think for a minute, kid, that you know which of us is the bad cop. |
1.3120 |
0.05497 |
125 |
96 |
19 |
10 |
1166 |
Do you take us for clowns? |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1167 |
You do have the right to remain silent - but my partner Barry here could really use some consctructive criticism. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1168 |
My partner here is not going to be as straight with you. He's kind of funny like that. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1169 |
Confess, or it's the bouncy castle for you. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
1170 |
Hey, listen! I'm not clowning around here! |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
1171 |
Don't make me call in the bad clown! |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1172 |
He's part of our diversity program. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1173 |
You really expect me to believe my partner planted the evidence? |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1174 |
Listen. I don't know what you slipped in Officer Wilson's drink, but I need answers. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1175 |
That's Detective Bozo to you kid. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1176 |
A word to the wise, we have a mime practicing in the next room. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1177 |
If you don't cooperate, we'll kill the dog. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
1178 |
Waddaya mean you'd rather work with a sketch artist? |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1179 |
What do you think this is, a birthday party? |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1180 |
If you can't tell... I'm the bad cop. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1181 |
So, who’s laughing now! |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
1182 |
Confess now or Bozo pops the pooch. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1183 |
You're good...real good, but my partner Tim here is great at getting to the bottom of any funny business. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1184 |
Now talk, or we’ll break out the seltzer. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1185 |
So you think you're funny, huh? |
1.3115 |
0.04520 |
122 |
86 |
34 |
2 |
1186 |
Budget cuts -- we had to restructure the K-9 unit. |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
1187 |
Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1188 |
Won't talk, eh? Maybe three hours of watching someone in a fright wig making balloon animals will loosen your tongue! |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
1189 |
And there are 20 more of them waiting in the Volkswagen outside. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1190 |
And wrap your head around this: I'm the good cop. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1191 |
Don't make us pop another one! |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1192 |
Look, we can do this good clown/bad clown thing all day, or you can tell us who stole the elephant. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1193 |
I don’t think you’re taking me seriously... |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1194 |
Really...so you have no idea what this is? |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1195 |
I'll put it this way, pal - I'm the good cop. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1196 |
You have the right to a balloon dog. If you cannot afford a balloon dog, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
1197 |
Oh, so is this whole thing a joke to you? |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1198 |
Funny ha or funny haha? |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1199 |
Don't think for a second that I won't pop it. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1200 |
Detective Bozo, and his partner K-9 are not buying your story either. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1201 |
Start talking jimmy, or chuckles takes over |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1202 |
We get answers....or no balloon. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1203 |
Wipe that grin off your face, buddy, this is no laughing matter. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1204 |
Okay, so we agreed to your demand. Now, tell us where you buried the body. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1205 |
The agency was out of good cops. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1206 |
Want to play rough, do you? Well, Bozo's just getting started -- and those are EXTRA squeaky balloons. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1207 |
What do you thing we are around here - a bunch of clowns!? |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1208 |
My partner doesn't look tough but that balloon dog used to be a German Shepherd. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
1209 |
I can help you, son. Captain Krusty from our K9 Unit, won't be so nice! |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1210 |
No......actually I'm the bad cop. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1211 |
Are you saying my partner fabricated the evidence? |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1212 |
Don't laugh - he minored in Criminal Justice at Clown College. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1213 |
If he doesn't make you talk, then I'll send in the mime. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
1214 |
This part of our improved customer experience program. Once I have charged you with first degree murder, he will cheer you up. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1215 |
We can't afford a sketch artist right now. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
1216 |
Stop laughing, punk. Do you see anything funny about this? |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
1217 |
You have a right to remain silent. He's made a career of it. |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
1218 |
We can do this the fun way or the boring way |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
1219 |
Now talk! Otherwise, Officer Binky puts your dog to sleep |
1.3104 |
0.02709 |
422 |
311 |
91 |
20 |
1220 |
Ready to talk, kid? Or should Po-Po here twist up wiener dog #613? |
1.3095 |
0.05341 |
126 |
96 |
21 |
9 |
1221 |
Officer Donald prefers to lighten the mood before he begins "enhanced" interrogations. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
1222 |
OK, we can do this the easy way or the scary clown way.... |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1223 |
Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1224 |
Do you really want me to send in the clowns? |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1225 |
It would be a shame if we accidentally left you alone with the police dog. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1226 |
If you thought this was no laughing matter, then you were wrong. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1227 |
Quit clowning around or we'll leave it to the man who really knows how to twist an arm... |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1228 |
He may look like the good cop, but he’ll twist you like that little balloon if you don’t start talking. |
1.3083 |
0.04396 |
120 |
84 |
35 |
1 |
1229 |
Rumples will give you this balloon doggie if you just tell us who gave you the cocaine. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1230 |
Don't be fooled by the costume, I'm the nice guy. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
1231 |
The balloon animal already talked, so you might as well confess. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1232 |
Perhaps THIS will refresh your recollection. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1233 |
Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on such short notice. Is this what the dog that attacked you looks like? |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1234 |
Do you know what happens to suspects when Detective Dimples runs out of twister balloons? |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1235 |
And what makes you think he plays the good cop. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1236 |
We are done clowning around |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1237 |
You ever hear of seltzerboarding? |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1238 |
You have the right to turn that frown upside down. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1239 |
Listen, kid, you're better off talking to me. Once my partner gets done with you, he'll forever haunt your dreams. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1240 |
If you think I'm twisting your words, just wait until you see what Detective Bozo does to you. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1241 |
Quit clowning around. I get enough of that from Lieutenant Bozo over there |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1242 |
Listen kid, I'd hate to turn this interview over to Officer Friendly. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1243 |
You won't be laughing when we call your mother. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1244 |
That will be all, Sgt. Blinky. I am through clowning around with this guy. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1245 |
Lets take it from the top, so you, a dog and a clown were at the birthday party and ... |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1246 |
Not gonna giggle and clap your hands together, eh? Well, we have ways of making people giggle and clap their hands together. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1247 |
Listen balloon man, Officer McDonald is holding your breathalyzer evidence in his hand. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1248 |
OK! We're done clowning around. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1249 |
Well, how's it going to be, punk? Good cop, bad clown or bad cop, good clown? |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
1250 |
Your choice - you can talk now, or I'll leave you alone with Detective McTwisty. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1251 |
You have the right to laugh silently. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1252 |
I'm fine playing Good Cop, Bad Cop, but you really want me to be the bad cop... |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1253 |
This is Portnoy. He’s filling in for our sketch artist. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1254 |
Frankly, your history as class clown makes you an ideal candidate for FBI leadership. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1255 |
I know he's new on the job but just tell Bob what you saw and he'll try to make it. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
1256 |
Tell us what Putin knows, Zuckerberg, or the little dog gets popped! |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1257 |
You asked for a lawyer, so lucky you; you get Gary Cohen. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1258 |
We're not clowning around. This puppy's gonna pop unless you talk. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1259 |
And my partner here says that anything you mime can and will be held against you. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1260 |
Not afraid of clowns, are you? We’ll see. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
1261 |
So, you think this is funny, do you? |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1262 |
Tell us where the money is or the dog gets it! |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
1263 |
Yeah, and I'm the good cop. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
1264 |
This interrogation is going nowhere..... Send in the clown! |
1.3083 |
0.04912 |
133 |
99 |
27 |
7 |
1265 |
Happy birthday, scumbag. |
1.3081 |
0.04151 |
172 |
126 |
39 |
7 |
1266 |
Do you recognize this dog? |
1.3058 |
0.05358 |
121 |
92 |
21 |
8 |
1267 |
It's time we got serious, kid. |
1.3058 |
0.05358 |
121 |
92 |
21 |
8 |
1268 |
A wise guy eh? Joe here’ll break every funnybone in your body. |
1.3058 |
0.05095 |
121 |
90 |
25 |
6 |
1269 |
Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. He’s a different kind of cop. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
1270 |
OK, no more Mister Nice Guy. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
1271 |
Jerry went undercover for a while. He's never been the same. |
1.3051 |
0.04740 |
118 |
85 |
30 |
3 |
1272 |
We've already got a funny guy. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1273 |
Really? Well our canine unit says otherwise. |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
1274 |
I should warn you, he has a needle and he's not afraid to use it. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1275 |
No, it is not your birthday today! |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
1276 |
You think this is all fun and games? We’ll show you fun and games! |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1277 |
On the other hand, a court-appointed attorney is always an option. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
1278 |
That's right. Good cop, scary cop. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
1279 |
Do you think we’re clowning around here? |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
1280 |
Isn’t it rich? |
1.3051 |
0.06079 |
118 |
95 |
10 |
13 |
1281 |
What do you mean that’s a funny question? |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1282 |
“I’m James Comey and this is my Attorney General”. |
1.3051 |
0.05959 |
118 |
94 |
12 |
12 |
1283 |
Your problem? I'm the good cop. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
1284 |
Did you swallow those drugs, son? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
1285 |
Start talking, or or you can kiss the cake and ice cream goodbye! |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1286 |
My partner's been out there dealing with the media circus. |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
1287 |
Now you're in for it--Officer Bozo is a member of our 'Laugh 'till it hurts' unit. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1288 |
I'm the good cop -- so just imagine what he can do to you.- |
1.3051 |
0.04740 |
118 |
85 |
30 |
3 |
1289 |
“Let me assure you young man, this is no laughing matter”. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1290 |
Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
1291 |
I’m not clowning around, that comes next. |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
1292 |
Look, you can either call a lawyer or see the tiny tricycle act -- your choice. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
1293 |
He's serious. Talk! Or, the dog gets it. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
1294 |
Now it's a cute puppy, but if you don't start talkin' that can easily change. |
1.3051 |
0.04740 |
118 |
85 |
30 |
3 |
1295 |
No I don't think it's funny that the monkey got drunk and fell on the elephant's trunk, and neither does he. |
1.3035 |
0.02725 |
425 |
318 |
85 |
22 |
1296 |
We're not clowning around here! Either confess or we let the air out of your dog. |
1.3033 |
0.04923 |
122 |
90 |
27 |
5 |
1297 |
There's only one class clown, got it? |
1.3025 |
0.05000 |
119 |
88 |
26 |
5 |
1298 |
For him, punks like you are child's play... |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
1299 |
You think we're tough? Wait till the bearded lady shows up! |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
1300 |
That's where you're wrong, punk...I'm the good cop. |
1.3025 |
0.05000 |
119 |
88 |
26 |
5 |
1301 |
yeah, we're going undercover. Should fit right in almost everywhere in DC. |
1.3023 |
0.02900 |
387 |
292 |
73 |
22 |
1302 |
You seriously want to talk to that clown? |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1303 |
You don't like the squeaky noise when he makes a balloon animal? Then talk. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1304 |
In the criminal justice system, Clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Silly Victims Unit. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1305 |
Clown? We haven't even begun to Clown. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1306 |
Try again Mike. The kid says it still doesn't ring a bell. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1307 |
Where were you on the day of Steven's birthday party? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1308 |
So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1309 |
Don't be afraid. This is the president of the United States. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1310 |
I don’t know why you think this is some kind of game! |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1311 |
Talk quick or in one minute 11 of his friends are coming in here in a VW Bug |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1312 |
Either tell me the truth or I'll turn you over to some Bozo who will make your life a living hell |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1313 |
This isn’t funny! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1314 |
Punk. You think we're just clowning around here? |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
1315 |
… and time served on Balloon Island will morph you into a balloon animal. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
1316 |
Who's the clown now, punk! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1317 |
Who's the funny guy now? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1318 |
Ok, now I really want my lawyer. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1319 |
It's a balloon-dog eat balloon-dog world out there, kid. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1320 |
Just who do you think the courts will believe?! You, or Detective Bozo? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1321 |
Who’s laughing now? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1322 |
Don't make him take out the seltzer bottle. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1323 |
You want to clown around? Fine, two can play that game. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
1324 |
I'm the "good cop". |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1325 |
Wrong! I'm the good cop. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1326 |
You think we're clowning around? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1327 |
He is not just ANY clown. He's a Millennial Stress Reducing Interrogation Professional. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1328 |
Consider yourself lucky, kid. Detective Bozo left the big shoes at home. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1329 |
Sam's a clown; you're an idiot. Big difference. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1330 |
Give it a rest, Phil. We're just not getting through to this guy. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
1331 |
He's detective Ringling. No, I'm not his brother. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
1332 |
And I'm the good cop! |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1333 |
Bad news for you, I'm the good cop. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1334 |
Quit being a bozo. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1335 |
Budget cuts, kid. We’re BOTH bad cops. Talk. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
1336 |
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking good cop bad cop and I'm the bad cop but you're wrong you're so wrong |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
1337 |
Depending on your phobias, we might both be bad cop. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
1338 |
Do you think this man is joking? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1339 |
No, buddy, I’m the good cop. You are really in for it! |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
1340 |
Ok Bob, we can do this two ways, but you won't like Bozo's way! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
1341 |
Talk or the puppy gets it! |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
1342 |
If you don't squeal, he'll make it squeak. |
1.2991 |
0.05044 |
117 |
87 |
25 |
5 |
1343 |
We can make balloon animals all day, buddy. |
1.2991 |
0.04743 |
117 |
85 |
29 |
3 |
1344 |
Doug, you think this is funny? My partner will show you funny!! |
1.2990 |
0.04025 |
194 |
146 |
38 |
10 |
1345 |
You think you're funny, huh. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1346 |
He just won't crack... Johnson, make the giraffe! |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1347 |
I’ll only confess if he makes a giraffe. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1348 |
You better talk, or the dog gets it. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1349 |
OK, here's the deal: We can do this the easy way or the very creepy way. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1350 |
If you thought water boarding was excruciating ... |
1.2982 |
0.05835 |
114 |
90 |
14 |
10 |
1351 |
That's it, scumbag...we're sending in the clowns |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1352 |
Don't smile, it only encourages him. |
1.2982 |
0.04814 |
114 |
83 |
28 |
3 |
1353 |
No, YOU stop clowning around! |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1354 |
I can assure you that Detective Bozo has heard all the jokes about his name before, so don't bother! |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1355 |
What do you think, we're just clowning around here? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1356 |
Look, I have all night and he can make 678 figures so whenever you are ready to talk go ahead. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1357 |
We can play good cop or insufferable cop. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1358 |
Don't make us play good clown bad clown. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1359 |
All right, no more clowning around... No, not you, Larry. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1360 |
Okay, so the perp doesn't look like a dachshund. Sam, do the teddybear, and maybe this guy's tongue will loosen up. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1361 |
...so you better come clean, see? You don't want me telling my partner here it's your birthday. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1362 |
You have the right to become terrified. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1363 |
No, your wrong, I'M the Good cop! |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1364 |
Look, I believe you. But my partner here, well, he thinks there's something about your story that seems a little funny. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1365 |
If you tell me one more time that Sergeant James is dressing like a clown and pulling out a balloon dog whenever I turn my back, I’m going to lock you up for a month in solitary confinement |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
1366 |
We actually are here for fun and games. What’d you think? |
1.2982 |
0.04814 |
114 |
83 |
28 |
3 |
1367 |
You think you're funny? Let me assure you, you don't want to see funny. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1368 |
We have ways of making you talk! |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1369 |
Take this seriously. We're not clowning around! |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1370 |
Unlucky for you, I am NOT the "bad cop". |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1371 |
Guess what? I'm the good cop. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
1372 |
We call this phase of the interrogation: good cop; childhood nightmare cop. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1373 |
Listen Buddy! Your not taking your situation very seriously. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
1374 |
Start talking or you’ll have to answer to this clown. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1375 |
This is a little thing we call good cop, sad cop. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1376 |
I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of the situation you are in! |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1377 |
You know, he can also make an electric chair. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
1378 |
See my partner there?? Well, that's Detective Bozo...and he doesn't just do that trick with balloons. So start talking, buddy... |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
1379 |
So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
1380 |
Ok, our sketch artist is sick today, so Officer Chuckles is stepping in for him... |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
1381 |
Don't make us send in the clowns. |
1.2957 |
0.04132 |
186 |
141 |
35 |
10 |
1382 |
Can't you see it makes Inspector Hector sad when you demand a lawyer? |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
1383 |
The first thing for you to know, I am the good cop. |
1.2957 |
0.04937 |
115 |
85 |
26 |
4 |
1384 |
If you don't confess to me you'll have to talk to Sergeant Bozo, and if that doesn't work there are eight more just like him in the tiny car outside. |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
1385 |
Joe, give this young man a little clue about life inside the pen. |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
1386 |
For the last time, the balloon is the truth, the dog is your twisted lies, and the clown is ...well, he just likes dressing up. |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
1387 |
You don't want to be left alone in this room with my partner! |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
1388 |
I've seen clowns like you before |
1.2952 |
0.03562 |
210 |
154 |
50 |
6 |
1389 |
Don't let his appearance entertain you. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1390 |
This the best we can do with the new Witness Protection budget! |
1.2946 |
0.05900 |
112 |
89 |
13 |
10 |
1391 |
Do I look like I’m joking? |
1.2946 |
0.04853 |
112 |
82 |
27 |
3 |
1392 |
Talk! Or we'll bring in the accordion player. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
1393 |
“Quit calling my partner a ‘Bozo’ and answer my question! |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1394 |
If you confess he will make an elephant for you. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1395 |
Guess which one of us is the ‘bad’ cop? |
1.2946 |
0.04853 |
112 |
82 |
27 |
3 |
1396 |
My partner can be very....entertaining. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1397 |
If you don’t confess we’ll...” “They’re already here. |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1398 |
Look around, I'm the only friend you've got. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1399 |
If you don't talk we can do good cop bad clown all night. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1400 |
We can do this the easy way, or the disturbing feels-like-you're-in-a-David Lynch-movie way. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1401 |
“Listen,doofus—I’ll give you one more chance to come clean—otherwise I’ll have to turn you over to Sgt. Bozo here—and what you saw him do to that balloon is nothing compared to what he’s got in store for you! |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1402 |
I said we need to make him crack, not crack up. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1403 |
Don’t mess with me kid. If I leave, he’s your worst nightmare. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1404 |
No more Mister Nice Guy. You squeal, or I send in the clown. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1405 |
We're done clowning around here... |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1406 |
Do we look like a couple of clowns to you? |
1.2946 |
0.04684 |
112 |
81 |
29 |
2 |
1407 |
Listen up, buddy! I happened to be the good cop. |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1408 |
What more can you tell us about the Bozos who were with you? |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
1409 |
Something funny, punk? |
1.2946 |
0.04853 |
112 |
82 |
27 |
3 |
1410 |
No attorney - you get a doggie. And, if you cooperate, maybe cake. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1411 |
Look pal - do you really want to be left alone with that clown? |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1412 |
Oh he can make a lot of things: dogs, parrots... the murder weapon. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1413 |
The toy is yours if you confess |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1414 |
Ironically, when he dresses like that, he's not clowning around. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
1415 |
Here's how it is: we can do this the hard way, or we can do this the punchinello way. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1416 |
NOW do you remember seeing anything funny that night? |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
1417 |
Now that my partner is here, would you like to amend your testimony characterizing this investigation as a circus? |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1418 |
In this city its Good Cop - Scary Cop. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
1419 |
Okay tough guy, we’re gonna stop clowning around. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1420 |
We can do this the easy way, or the painfully ironic way. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
1421 |
“This is serious son, no more clowning around”. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
1422 |
Perhaps this will refresh your memory |
1.2941 |
0.04063 |
204 |
157 |
34 |
13 |
1423 |
Just don't make me call in the accordion player! |
1.2936 |
0.05422 |
109 |
83 |
20 |
6 |
1424 |
Or we can do it Bofo’s way. |
1.2936 |
0.03538 |
218 |
161 |
50 |
7 |
1425 |
Either you cooperate, or we pop the dog. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
1426 |
Our sketch artist is off on vacation. |
1.2914 |
0.04366 |
151 |
113 |
32 |
6 |
1427 |
We have your fingerprints on the ballon dog. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1428 |
Trust me, you won't like him when he's frowny. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1429 |
Bad news for you is - I'm the good cop. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1430 |
Spill your guts now or I'll leave you alone with Officer Chuckles! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1431 |
Start talkin', or you're headed to the Big Top. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1432 |
Show me where he touched you. |
1.2909 |
0.06105 |
110 |
89 |
10 |
11 |
1433 |
Give it up, kid. There are twenty-six more of us in the squad car. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1434 |
You think this is funny? Honkers, get the squirt flower. |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
1435 |
I've got news for you. We are not clowning around here! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1436 |
Look kid, we’ve been in this room since you were 5 years old, tell us who did it and we can all go home. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1437 |
Not so funny now, is it? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1438 |
Don’t look at him. I’m the good cop. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1439 |
Bad cop? You wish! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1440 |
We're done clowning around with you! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1441 |
Ohh, so you won't sing, eh? Well let's see if we can make you laugh. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1442 |
Good cop has been phased out. Now, only bad cop and psychiatric cop |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1443 |
'' Mr. Zuckerberg, We are here to help you." |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1444 |
You're not gonna' like Detective "Jingles" interrogation methods. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1445 |
Don't let Detective Johnson fool you. He's the bad cop. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1446 |
Do you think this interview is some kind of joke, punk? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1447 |
This is where we find out if you’ve got any sharp objects on you. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1448 |
Let's see if the K-9 unit can make you talk. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1449 |
He's a rescue |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1450 |
You’re not scared of clowns? You’re going to be. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1451 |
You can’t lie to Mr. Jingles. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1452 |
Listen Son, there’s only one Bozo in this room and it’s not me. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1453 |
That's right, it's a balloon doggie and a clown wig with your name inside it. Now do you want to tell us how they got inside Michael Cohen's safe deposit box? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1454 |
We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1455 |
Is this your dog? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
1456 |
Tell us what we need to know, or the dog gets it! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1457 |
Watson here thinks it’s very curious that the dog didn’t bark that night. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1458 |
You think this is funny, don’t you? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1459 |
I'm getting Weary Willy. We can do this with or without a pie. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1460 |
Yeah, well I'm the good clown. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1461 |
You thought this was funny? |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1462 |
What do you mean when you say you are a cat person? |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
1463 |
Guess who is the 'bad one'! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1464 |
If you don't want to talk, Officer Balloony will take you for a little ride in his very tiny squad car along with 12 of his fellow officers. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1465 |
Ted here can make balloon animals all day. So start talking. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
1466 |
...And he’s available for parole hearings. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
1467 |
A state mandate has forced some changes to our good cop, bad cop dynamic. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1468 |
I think the clowning around is pretty much over. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
1469 |
Oh trust me, we have ways of making you talk. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
1470 |
And neither of us is the good cop. |
1.2900 |
0.03268 |
300 |
230 |
53 |
17 |
1471 |
Confess to me or Jacko the Clown will apply the balloon squeak technique. |
1.2897 |
0.04970 |
107 |
79 |
25 |
3 |
1472 |
As you can tell, my partner has taken this good cop bad cop routine to a whole new level. |
1.2897 |
0.05635 |
107 |
83 |
17 |
7 |
1473 |
NOW you are telling me you are NOT Stephen Sondheim!?!?” |
1.2895 |
0.05096 |
114 |
86 |
23 |
5 |
1474 |
Talk! You don't want Mr. Wiffles to ask the questions. |
1.2893 |
0.05040 |
121 |
92 |
23 |
6 |
1475 |
These charges are very serious. |
1.2885 |
0.05409 |
104 |
79 |
20 |
5 |
1476 |
I can assure you that impersonating Jeff Koons is no laughing matter. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1477 |
Don’t make me bring in the Ringmaster. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1478 |
You can have Mr Nasty, or Mr Nice. Think vee..ry carefully. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1479 |
I got news for ya kid. Happy the Clown he ain't. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1480 |
Wrong...try good cop, disturbing cop. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1481 |
You're not going to like how he does a cavity search. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
1482 |
One more wisecrack out of you and I'll send my partner out for the seltzer bottle. |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1483 |
You think you're funny, wise guy? You don't know funny. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
1484 |
If you think I am tough, just wait until Bozo from our K-9 unit is done with you |
1.2883 |
0.05020 |
111 |
83 |
24 |
4 |
1485 |
Son, this is serious. Or do you think we are just clowning around? |
1.2883 |
0.05635 |
111 |
87 |
16 |
8 |
1486 |
Show us where he touched you . . . |
1.2882 |
0.04449 |
170 |
132 |
27 |
11 |
1487 |
What makes you think I'm "bad cop" in this scenario? |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1488 |
Does he look like a clown to you? |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1489 |
You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1490 |
Detective Bozo knows all sorts of tricks to make you talk... |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1491 |
You think we don't know what you did? We're not a couple of clowns! |
1.2870 |
0.04753 |
108 |
79 |
27 |
2 |
1492 |
Okay, Larry looks like we'll have to play good cop, creepy cop. You're up. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1493 |
Meet my partner. He'll make you fold under questioning and maybe you'll eventually pop. Will there be children crying? Yes, I like to imagine there will be children crying in extraordinary quantities. |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1494 |
Talk or the clown's dog gets it. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1495 |
So you think you're a tough guy, huh. We'll see how many kiddie parties you can sit through with Mr. Bozo here before you talk. |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1496 |
Okay, start talking or Officer Muldoon will make even scarier balloon animals. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1497 |
Sitting through his act makes waterboarding seem like a walk in the park. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1498 |
Now ya' gottta answer to Bad Clown, and Bad Clown don't play around. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1499 |
I'm gettin' too old for this skit. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1500 |
You think this is supposed to be funny?! |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1501 |
Either you start cooperating with my partner here, or I bring in Detective Tickle Monster. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1502 |
See, punk. We can play rough, too. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1503 |
I could turn you over to Binky, and you don't want me to turn you over to Binky! |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1504 |
This routine is getting old. |
1.2870 |
0.04753 |
108 |
79 |
27 |
2 |
1505 |
Don't let the props fool you. He's the bad cop. |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1506 |
We can make this hard or we can make this silly. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1507 |
That's old school! Now we do bad cop, REALLY bad clown! |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1508 |
No you can't play with it! It's his K-9 partner. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1509 |
Facebook tells us you'll spill your guts to Mr Zippo here |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1510 |
Facebook let us in on your little phobia, so it’s time to start talkin’ or we bring in the clown... |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1511 |
If you don't start talking soon, there's a whole circus waiting for you outside that door. |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1512 |
Yes, he is the bad cop. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1513 |
Listen up, punk! If you think Officer Gacy is the "good cop" and I'm the "bad," then you're in for a nasty surprise. |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1514 |
So you’re telling me that your dog, Mr. Ruffers, looks nothing like this balloon replica, which was forensically compiled from the witness statement by our top balloon-animalologist? Well I beg to differ. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1515 |
It’s DETECTIVE Bozo now |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1516 |
Tell us what you know fella, or we bring in Bad Clown! |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1517 |
Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. |
1.2870 |
0.04931 |
108 |
80 |
25 |
3 |
1518 |
Trust me, no will ever notice that you're in the Witness Protection Program. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1519 |
You think we're a bunch of Bozos here. Well, you'll soon find out otherwise! |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1520 |
You can talk to me, or you can talk to this bozo. |
1.2870 |
0.04931 |
108 |
80 |
25 |
3 |
1521 |
Maybe you’ll have more to say in a high pitched, squeaky voice. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1522 |
Last time I brought you in you thought it was funny....now it is. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1523 |
We have ways of making you talk funny. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1524 |
You won't like us when we get silly. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1525 |
Well yes, new laws have made us change our interrogation strategies. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1526 |
He can do this all day. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1527 |
We take our job very seriously |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1528 |
Any comment before Sargeant Sparkles reveals the results of your breathalyzer test? |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1529 |
You think I’m scary? |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1530 |
All right, we got you an interpreter. Start honking. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1531 |
Well if this doesn't refresh your recollection, you had a lousy childhood. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1532 |
No ! ... I'm the funny one. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1533 |
Officer Chuckles here is going to make you laugh until you spill your guts |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1534 |
Honestly, we're both surprised you didn't see this coming. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1535 |
We don't have any lawyers available right now but how about a giraffe? |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1536 |
Either you work with me and Sgt. Bozo, or I call in the mime and the bear on a unicycle. |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
1537 |
Nope. I’m the good cop. |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1538 |
I'm going to ask just once more...now where did you stash the LSD? |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1539 |
He's missing his daughter's birthday party. Quit clownin' around. |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
1540 |
Your Facebook account says your afraid of clowns. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1541 |
Just answer the question: was he or was he not believable in his undercover role? |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
1542 |
It's actually bad cop, sad cop this time. |
1.2870 |
0.05589 |
108 |
84 |
17 |
7 |
1543 |
I get the good cop/bad cop but what if I'm afraid of clowns? |
1.2870 |
0.05271 |
108 |
82 |
21 |
5 |
1544 |
You've Seen THIS routine before? |
1.2867 |
0.03169 |
293 |
222 |
58 |
13 |
1545 |
Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room! |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1546 |
We can do this the sad way or the funny way. Your choice |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1547 |
No, it's a horsie. Only a sick, criminal mind like yours could say it's a doggie. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1548 |
After his deep cover sting brought down Ringling Brothers, Jones was still having a hard time readjusting. |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1549 |
It's time to come clean. Squeaky clean. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1550 |
Don't make him use the seltzer bottle. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1551 |
Let me tell you about a nice balloon that didn’t cooperate. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1552 |
Clown Scene Investigation. Of course that's what CSI stands for. |
1.2857 |
0.04632 |
105 |
76 |
28 |
1 |
1553 |
You don't want to know what happens when Officer Binky runs out of balloons. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1554 |
I don’t know how much more of this YOU can take, son, but I’m pretty close to MY limit. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1555 |
Tell us who did it, my partner's done playing around. |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1556 |
This interrogation is nothing, compared to the hours of torture that listening to the squeaking sounds of balloon animals being made will be. |
1.2857 |
0.05855 |
105 |
83 |
14 |
8 |
1557 |
This is a serious matter, Larry. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1558 |
You can come clean now or I can leave you with him for an hour. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
105 |
78 |
24 |
3 |
1559 |
Good cop, Carrot Top. |
1.2857 |
0.05191 |
105 |
79 |
22 |
4 |
1560 |
Ready to spill it now, or do we have to bring in the mime? |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1561 |
Ok funny man. You think you're funny. You ain't seen nothin yet. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
105 |
82 |
16 |
7 |
1562 |
We've found court's prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment focuses more on the former than the latter. |
1.2857 |
0.05191 |
105 |
79 |
22 |
4 |
1563 |
Of course he's grumpy! His patrol car holds 20 other cops! |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1564 |
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and probably will be used in Detective Schwartz's next appearance on Sesame Street. |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1565 |
Where were you when the circus left town? |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
1566 |
Still think this is funny? |
1.2857 |
0.05365 |
105 |
80 |
20 |
5 |
1567 |
We have ways of dealing with twisted individuals like yourself. |
1.2849 |
0.04210 |
179 |
138 |
31 |
10 |
1568 |
If you won’t tell me right now who did it I’ll get some bozo in here to make you tell me! |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1569 |
Does THAT jog your memory? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1570 |
Is this the dog that bit you? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1571 |
Believe me, it's not pretty when he runs out of balloons. |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1572 |
Yeah...Bad cop is on administrative leave. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1573 |
Pay no attention to him, he's the class clown. |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1574 |
We can do this the hard way, or we can do this silly way. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1575 |
There’s only one place you could have learned to make a dog like that. |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1576 |
Have you seen this dog? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1577 |
That's right punk, we are taking good cop, bad cop, to a whole different level. |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1578 |
You think playing hooky from clown school is funny? |
1.2844 |
0.05229 |
109 |
83 |
21 |
5 |
1579 |
Unless you talk, this will be the weirdest experience of your life. |
1.2844 |
0.04893 |
109 |
81 |
25 |
3 |
1580 |
CONFESS....or we'll send in the clown ! |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
1581 |
Do we look like we're clowning around? |
1.2844 |
0.05544 |
109 |
85 |
17 |
7 |
1582 |
As you can see, our K9 unit has undergone significant budget cuts, so I'm going to ask you one more time: where did you stash the drugs? |
1.2844 |
0.05064 |
109 |
82 |
23 |
4 |
1583 |
Good cop, Wacko cop |
1.2837 |
0.03662 |
215 |
163 |
43 |
9 |
1584 |
Cooperate and you get the doggy. Otherwise, Officer Bob comes back with a pie. |
1.2833 |
0.04115 |
180 |
138 |
33 |
9 |
1585 |
It's on his bucket list, okay? |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1586 |
You need to understand, son. I am the good cop. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1587 |
Don’t look him in the eye. Let’s just slowly make our way towards the door... |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1588 |
Now listen here, Buster, you've made a circus of this town for long enough! |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1589 |
He wants to know how you got twisted up in something like this. |
1.2830 |
0.04596 |
106 |
77 |
28 |
1 |
1590 |
Aren't we a pair? |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1591 |
Did you, or didn't you, pin the tail on the donkey? |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1592 |
Fine Bill. We can try the good cop/sad cop routine. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1593 |
OK -- one more chance. Then he does his Liza Minnelli. |
1.2830 |
0.04972 |
106 |
79 |
24 |
3 |
1594 |
Don’t get funny with me boy, that’s Gary’s job. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1595 |
Wipe that smile off your face! |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1596 |
Don’t make me bring in the seltzer bottle. |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
1597 |
Oh, you think this is funny? That’s a drug sniffing balloon animal dog. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
1598 |
Get this through your head. We’re going light on you now but there’s a mime coming. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1599 |
Admit it! It's a dog! |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
1600 |
I’m bad cop..... unless you’re afraid of clowns that is. |
1.2830 |
0.04787 |
106 |
78 |
26 |
2 |
1601 |
I know it might be confusing, but I'm actually the 'good cop' in this situation... |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1602 |
Look at him. Look at Carl! Is that what you want for your life? Is it?! He’s a clown, Stuart. He’s a clown. |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
1603 |
Good cop, bad cop...guess who’s who! |
1.2828 |
0.02519 |
442 |
334 |
91 |
17 |
1604 |
If I was in as much trouble as you, bud, I wouldn’t be laughing. |
1.2817 |
0.04727 |
142 |
110 |
24 |
8 |
1605 |
'Wait 'till the bad cop shows up." |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1606 |
Don't be fooled. He's our bad cop. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1607 |
Trust me, he can do that to you if you don't talk. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1608 |
His technique may be unconventional, but he's the best sketch artist in the city. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1609 |
I told you, this was gonna be a circus. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1610 |
Free animal balloon with plea bargain! |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1611 |
Officer giggles is part of an outreach program. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1612 |
I hate working with these clowns. That's D.C. for ya. |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1613 |
Okay, you're taking the "good cop" thing way too far. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1614 |
“We’ll stop clowning around when you start giving us the truth!”. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1615 |
No, he is not the president. He is just another clown to entertain the inmates |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1616 |
Did you honestly just ask for a Happy Meal? |
1.2816 |
0.06080 |
103 |
83 |
11 |
9 |
1617 |
Look kid, I know you think we're clownin' around here, but, this is no laughing matter! |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1618 |
You might as well confess, we have been following you for 10 birthday parties. |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1619 |
Everybody knew “bad cop—good cop,” so we thought we’d try a variation. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1620 |
Confess now or karaoke comes next! |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1621 |
Well, Birthday Boy? Ever hear of the leash law? |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1622 |
As a condition to your plea agreement, you consented to teach him more than one balloon animal. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1623 |
The bad news is, I'm the good cop. |
1.2816 |
0.04862 |
103 |
76 |
25 |
2 |
1624 |
Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1625 |
Tell us, or he releases the hound. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1626 |
Mr. Yorke, this is concerning your behavior at your eighth birthday party. |
1.2816 |
0.04862 |
103 |
76 |
25 |
2 |
1627 |
Listen, BUDDY. We're working with Facebook data to use your deepest fears and insecurities against you. So you'd better tell us everything we need to know, NOW! |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1628 |
You think this is twisted, buddy? Wait till you see what Jenkins can do with a balloon. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1629 |
You didn't expect good cop and clown cop did you? |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1630 |
...And my partner here had to come in on his day off you little scumbag.... |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1631 |
Your latex allergy is the least of your problems. |
1.2816 |
0.04862 |
103 |
76 |
25 |
2 |
1632 |
Keep lying, buddy. Your partner has already laughed at everything. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1633 |
Alright tough guy . .. you got your Clown and Doggie.. NOW TALK ! |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1634 |
Ya better come clean with me kid. Or you'll be talkin ta this bozo. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1635 |
Maybe my partner buys your story, but do you really expect me to believe you had 22 people in your little car?!? |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1636 |
Detective Jones couldn't help but notice that Detective Tobin's personal life had begun to affect his job performance. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1637 |
Look, it's bring your millennial-son-to-work day. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1638 |
I’m the good cop. You can guess what Officer Bozo is. |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1639 |
For the last time, how many other dogs have you blown up? |
1.2816 |
0.05921 |
103 |
82 |
13 |
8 |
1640 |
Think what you will, but I'm the good cop in this scenario. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1641 |
Talk or the dog gets it. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1642 |
You can either deal with me or this clown! |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1643 |
The charges against you are ballooning |
1.2816 |
0.05921 |
103 |
82 |
13 |
8 |
1644 |
You're right, we are playing good cop, bad cop. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1645 |
Fess up, or your future is sucking helium like this clown. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1646 |
We practically invented good cop, bad clown. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1647 |
Just so we're clear, I'm the good cop. |
1.2816 |
0.06080 |
103 |
83 |
11 |
9 |
1648 |
Look, we've all got somewhere we want to be, so let's make this quick |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1649 |
Don't make him get his squirt flower. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1650 |
You had a chance to tell me your version; now, you'll have to deal with this clown! |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1651 |
Spill the beans buster, or I'll bring in the mime |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1652 |
If you think my partner is a clown, wait until you see the circus we have in county lock-up. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1653 |
OK, we're finished clowning around here! |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1654 |
Cooperate, kid, and we’ll get you community service ...and a giraffe. |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1655 |
Look son, you either confess or you get to spend an endless night with Uncle Chuckles. |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1656 |
The sketch artist was busy. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1657 |
Ok! We can do this the easy way or the Pennyway! |
1.2816 |
0.05590 |
103 |
80 |
17 |
6 |
1658 |
The sooner you confess, the quicker we can all have cake and ice cream. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1659 |
You have a right to refuse cotton candy but anything you say will be made into a balloon. |
1.2816 |
0.05758 |
103 |
81 |
15 |
7 |
1660 |
Did you just call him a bozo? |
1.2816 |
0.05921 |
103 |
82 |
13 |
8 |
1661 |
If you confess right now, we'll throw in a balloon. |
1.2816 |
0.05239 |
103 |
78 |
21 |
4 |
1662 |
He has a few tricks up his sleeve to make you talk...and a very impressive unrelated trick in which he produces a bewildering number of handkerchiefs from his mouth. |
1.2816 |
0.05418 |
103 |
79 |
19 |
5 |
1663 |
Who you callin' a clown? |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1664 |
Listen punk, do we look like we're clowning around here?! |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1665 |
Dammit we don't have a sketch artist! This is the best we can do! |
1.2816 |
0.05054 |
103 |
77 |
23 |
3 |
1666 |
Choice is yours, full confession or the music will commence and my partner will run the interview from here |
1.2815 |
0.02509 |
444 |
336 |
91 |
17 |
1667 |
You can talk to me or you can talk to the clown...what's it gonna be? |
1.2814 |
0.04151 |
167 |
127 |
33 |
7 |
1668 |
You think I'm the bad cop? Wait 'til this clown gets you alone in a room! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
1669 |
Confess now or the show will begin. |
1.2803 |
0.04318 |
157 |
120 |
30 |
7 |
1670 |
I’m through clowning around. That’s my partner’s job. |
1.2800 |
0.04243 |
150 |
113 |
32 |
5 |
1671 |
He’s Stephen King’s worst nightmare, and soon he will be yours. |
1.2789 |
0.04505 |
147 |
113 |
27 |
7 |
1672 |
No, Son--I'M the "good cop." |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1673 |
Hey! I'm the one who asks the questions. |
1.2788 |
0.05543 |
104 |
81 |
17 |
6 |
1674 |
Eyes over here, big guy. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1675 |
You think we’re just clowning around, Bub? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1676 |
You perps never get wise to our undercover K-9 unit until it's too late. |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1677 |
You think this is a joke? |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1678 |
Yes, he’ll make you a giraffe! |
1.2788 |
0.05709 |
104 |
82 |
15 |
7 |
1679 |
Something funny, funny guy? |
1.2788 |
0.05372 |
104 |
80 |
19 |
5 |
1680 |
“I wouldn’t laugh if I were you”. |
1.2788 |
0.05195 |
104 |
79 |
21 |
4 |
1681 |
Believe me, you'd rather confess than hear his life story. |
1.2783 |
0.02802 |
327 |
245 |
73 |
9 |
1682 |
Look punk. Captain Snuggles here has methods to make you talk. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
1683 |
That’s right, I’m the good cop and he’s the bad joke cop. |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
1684 |
Don't be stupid! We don't do good-cop/bad-cop any more. You've been watching too many TV cop shows. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1685 |
Listen punk, what kind of a clown do you take me for? |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1686 |
Just answer the question and don't give us any funny business! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1687 |
If you won't talk to us I've got 36 other partners crammed in my car outside. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1688 |
You know what, Bobby, this kid thinks you're funny. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1689 |
And if Lt. Bozo can't get you to talk we'll bring in Capt. Kangaroo. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1690 |
That's right - I'm the good cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1691 |
Blinky, he's not cooperating, bring in the helium... |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1692 |
every day it's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... i'm getting too old for this #$%^. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1693 |
Cut the bullshit, guy- we know it was you. Even Chuck here can't tie a balloon animal like that! |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1694 |
I’ve had it with your fun and games! |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1695 |
Miranda? We ain't got no freakin' Carmen Miranda for you, you get Bozo and think yourself lucky |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1696 |
He's extremely effective on bozos like you. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1697 |
Confess and you get to keep the balloon dog. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1698 |
Answer the question and you can have the doggie |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1699 |
No, I am the good cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1700 |
Time to come clean, kid . . . unless you want him to squeak that balloon again! |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1701 |
Perhaps this will refresh your memory, Mr. Koons. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1702 |
Think very carefully now... He has quite a few tricks up his sleeve. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1703 |
...and this is where the Farmingdale clown murder case takes a bizarre balloon twist.... |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
1704 |
Well... It’s the bad cop-silly cop routine then! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1705 |
We got ways to make you talk that Homeland Security didn't even think of yet. |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1706 |
You can hold the doggy when you start talking. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1707 |
Tell us where the tiny bike is or Bozo here will make ya laugh 'til it hurts! |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1708 |
This only gets harder on you, son. Next step is the giraffe. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1709 |
Keep stalling and Woofy gets the needle. |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1710 |
You think this is funny, punk? Good, because we've been practicing. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1711 |
Don't force him to bring in the rubber chicken! |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1712 |
Tell me what I want to know or Ozzie here has some more knock knock jokes. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1713 |
You’re wrong. Good cop/clown cop IS a thing! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1714 |
Cooperate and we have a little gift for you. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1715 |
The good cop, bad clown treatment hasn't even started yet. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1716 |
You say no one likes a rat, but what about a dog? |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1717 |
Is this some kind of joke to you? |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1718 |
Look at me! We’re not clowning around anymore. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1719 |
I just paused the recorder, the next 5 minutes with Buggles is off the record. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1720 |
After 2 hours of his interrogation you'll realize I was the good cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1721 |
Dis you just call my partner a Bozo? |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1722 |
And if my partner here can't make you talk, there's more where he came from - a whole tiny squad car full! |
1.2772 |
0.05990 |
101 |
81 |
12 |
8 |
1723 |
Believe me... you don't want my partner to use his very particular set of skills to make you talk." |
1.2772 |
0.06153 |
101 |
82 |
10 |
9 |
1724 |
You’re wrong. This is actually known as “Good Cop. Big Top.” |
1.2772 |
0.05990 |
101 |
81 |
12 |
8 |
1725 |
You think this is funny, huh? Let me tell you, son, I'm the GOOD cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1726 |
Alright, this is the last time I'm going to ask nicely. What did you do with my partner's other balloon animal? |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1727 |
Yeah? Well, I am [ital.] the good cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1728 |
What makes you think *I'm* playing the bad cop? |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1729 |
No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1730 |
Do you think we’re fooling around in here? |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1731 |
He pops the dog and then gets real crazy. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1732 |
You can talk to me or you can talk to a guy who makes balloons squeal. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1733 |
So you want to do this the hard way? |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1734 |
That's Detective Bozo to you, punk! |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1735 |
Look at me while I’m talking to you! |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1736 |
You know, he makes handcuffs too. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1737 |
He can come back with his selzter bottle. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1738 |
Talk or he'll put on the floppy shoes too! |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1739 |
Start talking or he'll make another one and start rubbing them together. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1740 |
You had your chance. We are done clowning around. |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
1741 |
Don't mess with Sgt. Bozo; he has a pin, and he's not afraid to use it! |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1742 |
Okay, tough guy. Since you won't laugh at my jokes, I've called in a Pro. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1743 |
You won't even know which one of us is the bad cop until it's too late. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1744 |
You may think we are a bunch of bozos... |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1745 |
So...you won't talk! Well, I'll be turning you over to Sargent Squeaky and his VERY persuasive partner, Ruffles. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1746 |
OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where you last Tuesday? |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1747 |
Describe the shape of the assailant to our balloon artist Sargent Droopy, and then mark on the features. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1748 |
I'm giving you one last chance before we resort to "good cop, bad clown." |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1749 |
Spill the beans or else we pop the dog and laugh about it. |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1750 |
Good cop/bad cop? You've been watching too many movies, kid. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1751 |
Are you going to talk, or are we going to have to twist it our of you? |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1752 |
Meet Bad-Cop the Clown... |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1753 |
Good Cop is on vacation. This is Chuckles the Cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1754 |
Don't make me send Sgt. Kelowitz for the Seltzer Bottle....... |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1755 |
Tell us the truth or the dog get's it! |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1756 |
We've found 'good cop, bad clown' to be much more effective. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1757 |
Believe me, I'm the good guy. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1758 |
Look, he'll make you the monkey after you sign the confession. |
1.2772 |
0.05097 |
101 |
76 |
22 |
3 |
1759 |
Either you answer the questions, or I'm leaving the room. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1760 |
If you're thinking I'm the good cop, you've got a lot to learn about balloon animals. |
1.2772 |
0.05990 |
101 |
81 |
12 |
8 |
1761 |
Yeah, my partner's a Bozo! So what? |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1762 |
We brought in our composite sketch artist to work with you. |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1763 |
Nope. I’m the good cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
1764 |
Ok, kid, spill it, or I'll bring in the clowns. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1765 |
It will go easy on you if you talk to Sergeant Clown; otherwise we'll have to bring in Lieutenant Mime. |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
1766 |
You better talk with me - my pal hasn't got much sense of humor. |
1.2772 |
0.05650 |
101 |
79 |
16 |
6 |
1767 |
You gonna tell me what happened? Or should I let my evidence expert do it for you? |
1.2772 |
0.05822 |
101 |
80 |
14 |
7 |
1768 |
Yes.....we are playing Good Cop-Creepy, Disturbing Horror-film Evoking Cop. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
1769 |
Its our party and we can make you cry if we want to. |
1.2760 |
0.03990 |
192 |
149 |
33 |
10 |
1770 |
You think this is funny, young man? |
1.2759 |
0.03680 |
174 |
129 |
42 |
3 |
1771 |
Get ready for good clown, bad clown. |
1.2748 |
0.02595 |
444 |
344 |
78 |
22 |
1772 |
I can’t guarantee the safety of the balloon dog unless we get your full cooperation. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
1773 |
Wait'll you see the bad cop. |
1.2745 |
0.05771 |
102 |
81 |
14 |
7 |
1774 |
We’ve held up our end of the bargain, now spill it. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
1775 |
Oh yeh? You either talk or you spend the next 24 hours with this clown, and believe me that’s nothing to laugh about! |
1.2743 |
0.02710 |
401 |
310 |
72 |
19 |
1776 |
I can see him too, but he says he didn't tell you to kill anybody. |
1.2737 |
0.05881 |
95 |
75 |
14 |
6 |
1777 |
If you think this is his first rodeo you're sadly mistaken |
1.2730 |
0.03200 |
304 |
238 |
49 |
17 |
1778 |
Blowing things up is no joke. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1779 |
It's time we play good cop, nightmare cop. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1780 |
Talk to me now, punk! Otherwise, Officer Gacy has ways of encouraging scum like you to cooperate. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1781 |
What kind of sicko does that with a balloon? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1782 |
I bet you think we're ALL a bunch of Bozos. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1783 |
Listen punk, your're not turning my investigation into a circus. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1784 |
You don't want to know why they call him Bozo. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1785 |
Alright Mac, quit stalling. We know about the latex allergy. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1786 |
Listen up, bozo. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1787 |
Maybe Officer Buttons here has different methods, but we can both make you squeal. |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1788 |
What you did is no laughing matter |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1789 |
I'll ask you one last time, "Why aren't you smiling?" |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1790 |
You get your animal balloon or one phone call -- you decide. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1791 |
So you like to party, huh kid? |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1792 |
No, I’m the good cop. He’s the annoying cop. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1793 |
Did you, or did you not, laugh at his face? |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1794 |
Come clean or we pop the puppy. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1795 |
I’m going to ask you one more time. Why so serious? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1796 |
Okay. Son I want you to explain to officer Giggles here how you managed to fit twelve bodies in the trunk of your car. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1797 |
'… and believe me, he's a lot more scary than he looks.' |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1798 |
Am I the good cop, or the bad cop? That depends on how you feel about clowns. |
1.2727 |
0.04232 |
143 |
108 |
31 |
4 |
1799 |
And we've got your little dog too. |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1800 |
Yes, he is the bad cop. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1801 |
We will give you the balloon dog AND fresh caramel corn if you tell us how you hacked our server |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1802 |
He's the chief's son-in-law. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1803 |
Oh, you'll talk alright,when I leave you alone with this guy. He mimes the entire Bambi movie. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1804 |
After three hours with a mime, yeah, you'll talk. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1805 |
We used to do the whole good clown, bad clown routine, but let's face it, there's something creepy about all clowns. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1806 |
We can make this easy or we can make this a world of fun! |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1807 |
On no - I'm the funny one. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1808 |
Book 'em Bozo |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1809 |
If the President can learn to make balloon animals, you can, too. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1810 |
Your choice, Bobby. Talk to me and you’re outta’ here. Or - I go for a nice long lunch and you get to spend some quality time with Sgt. Billings and his friend Mr. Screetchy-Scritchy. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1811 |
He might look like the good cop, but that used to be a Rottweiler |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1812 |
Where's the pinata? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1813 |
Was it really worth seeing who’s on the other side of the glass? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1814 |
What do you mean, "Which is the good clown and which is the bad clown?" |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1815 |
Well, you won't be laughing when he pulls out his seltzer bottle! |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1816 |
Yes we've cutback the K-9 Unit, but now we do birthday parties. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1817 |
And if you don't talk he is going to start to juggle! And then he will blow bubbles! You want that? Do you? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1818 |
Tell us what we wanna hear, and he'll make a hat for you |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1819 |
No funny business! |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1820 |
You're in big trouble now, they've sent in the clowns! |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1821 |
Good cop, weird cop... |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1822 |
Don't force me to sen in the clown. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1823 |
You think that's funny? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1824 |
You think this funny, kid? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1825 |
Don't make us send in the clowns. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1826 |
Do you know what happens to those who twist the truth? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1827 |
Or you can take your chances with my partner who'll twist it out of you. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1828 |
So you think you're Mr. Funny Man? I'll show you funny. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1829 |
You may think I'm mean, but this guy can twist the truth out of anybody. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1830 |
The charges against me are inflated. |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1831 |
So help me, Kevin, if I turn around and the dog's tail is only half inflated again. . . |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1832 |
And now for the fun part... |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1833 |
Don't make him hide the handkerchief. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1834 |
A balloon phone book doesn't leave any bruises, does it Detective Chuckles? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1835 |
Fortunately for you, this is the Juvenile Division! |
1.2727 |
0.04936 |
99 |
74 |
23 |
2 |
1836 |
So you think I'm a clown, huh? I'll show you who's a clown! |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1837 |
No kid, it’s bad cop - WORSE cop in THIS precinct! |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1838 |
Save yourself, dammit. Just pretend he's funny! |
1.2727 |
0.04722 |
99 |
73 |
25 |
1 |
1839 |
You think I'm tough! You won't be laughing when my partner takes over the intreview. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1840 |
You want the giraffe, confess. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1841 |
Listen up buddy. We do not tolerate any funny business here. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1842 |
The regular sketch artist is off today! |
1.2727 |
0.05888 |
99 |
79 |
13 |
7 |
1843 |
If you're the good cop, then who the heck is that bozo? |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1844 |
For your information Mister, the officer you refer to as "the Bozo behind me" is one of our best K-9 officers and he and his partner are going to make you sorry you were ever born. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1845 |
No, seriously, you think this is funny? |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1846 |
Not even a smile? You really are a hardened criminal. |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1847 |
Oh, so my partner here's a bozo, huh? |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1848 |
Oh, no, no, no. I'm the good cop. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1849 |
You missed your balloon payment. |
1.2727 |
0.05140 |
99 |
75 |
21 |
3 |
1850 |
Talk first, then he'll make you and elephant. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1851 |
You think this is bad? Co-operate, or we bring in the mime. |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
1852 |
Still think it's funny? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
1853 |
Who you callin' a clown? |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1854 |
He's back. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
1855 |
Despite what this looks like, we don't want any funny business. |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
99 |
80 |
11 |
8 |
1856 |
Aha! He made you smile! |
1.2707 |
0.02696 |
351 |
266 |
75 |
10 |
1857 |
If you're not holding then why does our drug-sniffing dog find you so very interesting? |
1.2700 |
0.05291 |
100 |
77 |
19 |
4 |
1858 |
What do you take us for, a couple of bozos? |
1.2700 |
0.05096 |
100 |
76 |
21 |
3 |
1859 |
That's right, punk, its the ol' clown cop/bad cop and guess which one I am... |
1.2692 |
0.02551 |
390 |
296 |
83 |
11 |
1860 |
Start talking or things get zany. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1861 |
I've got bad news for you. I'm the GOOD cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1862 |
I suppose you think we're clowns, Zuckerberg. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1863 |
It's not torture. It's enhanced inflation techniques. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1864 |
Come on, kid. We can do it the easy way, or we can do it the ridiculous way. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1865 |
We need to take a break. Detective Blinky is expressing the need to see a man about a horsie. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1866 |
OK, so he's an ex-White House staffer. But you better answer his question if you don't want to get deported. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1867 |
What you might find disturbing is that he's the bad cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1868 |
Why was this in your carry-on? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1869 |
Zaza and Pokey have the best nose of any K-9 unit in the city. If they say you have drug residue on you, you have drug residue on you. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1870 |
You like that? Of course you do. Everybody loves balloon-twist animals. Would you like to see the animals he makes with your arms and legs? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1871 |
Don't you hate casual fridays...? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1872 |
Joke's on you. We consulted our expert and it aint no dog...it's a horsie. |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1873 |
Yes, you’ll get a goodie bag, too. Now, did you murder Mr. Miller? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1874 |
Spill the beans kid or your doggie is going to get popped |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1875 |
You shouldn’t have chosen your phobia as your bank’s security question |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1876 |
Okay, fella, you've had plenty of time to come clean. Time to send in the clowns. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1877 |
Do you think I am clown? |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1878 |
Wrong answer, its a doggie. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1879 |
If we twist your arm, believe me, you'll talk. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1880 |
You may be looking at a long stretch. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1881 |
If you don't start talking, he's going to twist that dog into shapes that will make your head spin. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1882 |
There's only bad cop, scary clown cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1883 |
Do we look like clowns to you? |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1884 |
That IS his partner. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1885 |
It's what he does with the balloon that makes him the bad cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1886 |
You better talk now because Giggles found your little toy at the crime scene, and he ain't laughing. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1887 |
He wants to bring out your “inner child” so we can arrest what is left. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1888 |
Tell us what you know, or that dog gets popped. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1889 |
I’m getting a little agitated right now, so we’re gonna do this the engaging and whimsical way. |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1890 |
Yeah he's a clown cop. He's a DAMN good clown cop |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1891 |
Any Bozo can see you’re lying. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1892 |
I know you're afraid of clowns; that's why I'm the "Good Cop |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1893 |
Look, Billy. You can make this easy. Or you can make this har-dee-har-har-hard.” |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1894 |
His hair is the least of your worries. |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1895 |
Don't make us bring in the Mime! |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1896 |
Is this a closer to what you saw that night? |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1897 |
No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1898 |
Do you think crime is a laughing matter? |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1899 |
If you don't talk, I'm gonna bring in the mime. |
1.2680 |
0.05956 |
97 |
78 |
12 |
7 |
1900 |
So what do you say? More talking, or more squeaking? |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1901 |
I'm not gonna twist your arm, Jason. But Captain Blinky might. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1902 |
Come clean or he’ll squirt you with seltzer. |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1903 |
Look, we can do this the easy way or Bozo's way. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1904 |
..yes, water boarding is off the table, but need I say more? |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1905 |
And now, ‘Good Cop, Bad Clown’ |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1906 |
Not so funny anymore, is it? |
1.2680 |
0.04973 |
97 |
73 |
22 |
2 |
1907 |
Don't you get it? I'm the good cop here! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1908 |
My partner has ways to make you talk. |
1.2680 |
0.06133 |
97 |
79 |
10 |
8 |
1909 |
Believe me, the good cop is even worse... |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1910 |
Talk or the dog gets popped. |
1.2680 |
0.04521 |
97 |
71 |
26 |
0 |
1911 |
Believe me, Leroy, you don't want to deal with the clown. |
1.2680 |
0.05185 |
97 |
74 |
20 |
3 |
1912 |
Depending on how you feel about clowns, he can play either the good cop or the bad cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1913 |
No, punk, I'm the good cop. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1914 |
He's not clowning around, punk! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1915 |
Confess - or the puppy dies. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1916 |
Since you are a juvenile, Officer Friendly will be advising you of your Miranda rights. |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1917 |
Confess, or the balloon is history. |
1.2676 |
0.04347 |
142 |
109 |
28 |
5 |
1918 |
Or else what? Or else Mr. Funno will make squeaky balloon noises until you talk, that's what! |
1.2673 |
0.03699 |
202 |
156 |
38 |
8 |
1919 |
I'm not clowning around here, buster. |
1.2671 |
0.04269 |
146 |
112 |
29 |
5 |
1920 |
You think this is some kind of joke, bub? |
1.2669 |
0.03171 |
251 |
191 |
53 |
7 |
1921 |
First the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Then you get the balloon dog. |
1.2667 |
0.04223 |
165 |
129 |
28 |
8 |
1922 |
Budget cuts for the K9 unit |
1.2667 |
0.04607 |
135 |
105 |
24 |
6 |
1923 |
Thanks, your description of the dog in question has allowed my colleague detective Bubbles to nail the likeness. |
1.2667 |
0.04792 |
150 |
121 |
18 |
11 |
1924 |
Don't make me bring in The Three Stooges. |
1.2662 |
0.04423 |
154 |
121 |
25 |
8 |
1925 |
What's so funny? |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1926 |
All you need to know is I’m the “good” cop. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1927 |
My partner is floating a trial balloon. I suggest you consider it. |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1928 |
we found your dog |
1.2653 |
0.05139 |
98 |
75 |
20 |
3 |
1929 |
What now? If this doesn't work, the dentist is gonna be next. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1930 |
Anything look familiar so far? You say Baxter's tail was a little more waggly? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1931 |
It’s good cop or squeaky, rubbing balloon sounds for the next 48 hours. |
1.2647 |
0.05009 |
102 |
78 |
21 |
3 |
1932 |
We all pop eventually. |
1.2644 |
0.03987 |
174 |
135 |
32 |
7 |
1933 |
Don't force me to sen in the clown. |
1.2638 |
0.02684 |
417 |
329 |
66 |
22 |
1934 |
We can twist more than your arm, buddy. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1935 |
If the clown doesn't get you to talk we'll bring in the accordion player. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1936 |
We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the clown way. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1937 |
The sketch artist didn’t make the budget, so we’ll need you to describe the suspect to my associate, Giggles. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1938 |
We have ways of making you wince. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1939 |
Trust me, you don’t want him to make another ballon animal |
1.2632 |
0.04502 |
114 |
86 |
26 |
2 |
1940 |
You'll find out soon enough which one of us is the bad cop. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1941 |
Keep it up and I will send sad clown home and bring in the angry clown. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1942 |
Alright, son. Detective Punchinello has some enhanced interrogation techniques he'd like to demonstrate. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1943 |
There’s nothing funny about my paranoid fear of clowns. Now, stop saying there’s one behind me. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1944 |
A guy in your spot would be makin a mistake to refuse a gift from Officer Bozo. |
1.2632 |
0.06025 |
95 |
77 |
11 |
7 |
1945 |
Anything you say can be taken down and twisted into a balloon! |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1946 |
Uh-oh, the three of us all think you're telling a little fib here. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1947 |
If you keep this up, he'll be here all week. |
1.2632 |
0.05011 |
95 |
72 |
21 |
2 |
1948 |
Looks like we’re gonna laugh here all night |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1949 |
No good guys here, buddy: only bad guy, bad clown. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1950 |
Listen, kid, I think YOUR the one blowing this all out of proportion; not Officer Hornhonker. |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1951 |
...you have the right to honk his nose... |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1952 |
Listen kid, you're better off dealing with me; that guy is a balloonatic. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
1953 |
Tell me now or the dog deflates! |
1.2632 |
0.04548 |
152 |
121 |
22 |
9 |
1954 |
Is something funny to you?! |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1955 |
Now we don't want to a media circus out there |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1956 |
Not funny? Yeah, well, you have 5 minutes to come up with a good caption or you are history around here. |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1957 |
You think my partner is a clown? |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
1958 |
This is a bad cop/clown cop scenario and we'll have you squealing like that balloon in no time. |
1.2632 |
0.05011 |
95 |
72 |
21 |
2 |
1959 |
You've been known to stretch the truth, so I brought in a specialist. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1960 |
You think this is a joke? We're not clowning around here! |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
95 |
74 |
17 |
4 |
1961 |
Yea, I switched the condoms with his balloons, but I didn't know he was an undercover Cop. |
1.2632 |
0.06025 |
95 |
77 |
11 |
7 |
1962 |
Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” |
1.2627 |
0.03273 |
255 |
198 |
47 |
10 |
1963 |
Tell us where you hid the cash, or the dog gets popped. |
1.2625 |
0.04297 |
160 |
126 |
26 |
8 |
1964 |
Y'know that horrible squeaking sound balloons make when you twist them into animal shapes, kid? Well, DO YA?? You're gonna be hearing a lot of that kid, unless you start talking, real fast. |
1.2613 |
0.04739 |
111 |
85 |
23 |
3 |
1965 |
Now I know I said we weren’t doing the good cop bad cop routine, but my partner’s been practicing for weeks. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1966 |
Cruel AND unusual |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1967 |
Looks like my partner is going to have a little fun with you. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1968 |
You think this is funny? Because nobody else does. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1969 |
No more tricks. Either you come clean or the seltzer bottle comes out. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1970 |
Ignore him. He's here for our diversity training. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1971 |
Our good cop is ill, you're stuck with bad and mad. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1972 |
Unlucky for you, it's a bad cop crazy cop situation. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1973 |
That's our final offer ! Take the balloon dog or five to ten upstate ! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1974 |
What's so funny, punk? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1975 |
We've brought in the K-9 unit. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1976 |
You can talk to me or him. Just remember, I’m the good cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1977 |
Don't make me leave you in here with the clown. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1978 |
??Isn’t it rich? Are we a pair? I’m actually the good cop. You should be scared.?? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1979 |
Talk now, or my partner may just have a few tricks up his sleeve! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1980 |
Tell me what I want to know or Sergeant Pickles will introduce Mr. Balloon Dog to Mr. Pointy Object. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1981 |
If you think he's funny, wait until you see the Judge. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1982 |
I got news for you - I'm the good cop! |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1983 |
People have been calling for a change in policing tactics, so I should of seen this coming. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1984 |
Just tell us where you hid the big red shoes or well throw sparky into the needle pile. |
1.2609 |
0.06157 |
92 |
75 |
10 |
7 |
1985 |
Hey punk meet our new Officer R. McDonald. Now tell us where the hamburgalur is. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1986 |
Talk now--or we bring in the pony. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1987 |
Familiar with Stephen King? I'm the good cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1988 |
So you think this is funny? I'll give you something to laugh about! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1989 |
We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
1990 |
This is serious. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1991 |
Listen pal, I'm the good cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1992 |
"Really? This is what the guy looked like"? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1993 |
That's right, it's a little doggie. Now tell us what we want to know or he'll make a giraffe next. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1994 |
Listen, punk -- I'm not clowning around here! That's his job... |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1995 |
You feel lucky, punk? Go ahead, ask him how many balloons he’s got left. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1996 |
You want to explain what this was doing in your apartment? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
1997 |
You leaked the clown's data Zuckerburg. Sad! |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
1998 |
So your saying a clown with a gun, a badge, and a ballon dog set-you-up? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
1999 |
Alright punk, one more mister nice guy! |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2000 |
Laugh, punk! We have ways of making you laugh. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2001 |
Who's going to twist it out of you? Me or Mr. BoBo? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2002 |
We have ways to make you talk. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2003 |
Don’t make me bring in Bozo! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2004 |
We have ways of dealing with clowns like you. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2005 |
Start talkin', or you get to be alone with him |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2006 |
We have ways of making you giggle. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2007 |
That's right, he's a terrifying mix of bad cop/sad cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2008 |
Listen. We don't have time for any more shenanigans. Corporal Stevens is already late for his other job. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2009 |
You have the right to remain silent - or to laugh and clap wildly at some of the best ballon tricks in the world. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2010 |
Ok, Sport, Lie again and Detective Jingles Pops the Dog! |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2011 |
Words getting around you think we're a bunch of clowns here |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2012 |
I didn't know they brought in clowns at every governmental level. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2013 |
Do you think that this is funny? |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2014 |
So disturbing the peace is fun for you? Well, meet Agent Bozo...a party animal’s worst nightmare. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2015 |
The funny thing is, I am the "good cop". |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
2016 |
Did you really think you could steal that little doggy in the window. And get away with it? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2017 |
We can switch to water-boarding, if you prefer. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2018 |
Waddya think we are, a couple of clowns? |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2019 |
'Fess up or your going to McJail. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2020 |
This isn't going to be entirely fun and games. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2021 |
We can do this the easy way or we can do this the psychotic way. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2022 |
If there's any clowning around to do, WE will do it. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2023 |
You think this is some kind of joke? I suggest you start taking this seriously and answer Detective Squeaky's question |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2024 |
I’m detective Joe Smith, this is my partner, detective Harley Quinn; now wipe that smile off your face! |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2025 |
Give me one more name, THEN you'll get your butterfly. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2026 |
Hey buddy. We're not all bozos on this bus. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2027 |
That's what you think! He can twist you into a poodle. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2028 |
You expect us to believe that Jeff Koons is involved? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2029 |
You don't want to see what he can do with those balloons... |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2030 |
You have it backwards, I AM the good cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2031 |
That IS the good clown. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2032 |
We're not clowning around here...yet. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2033 |
Believe me, you don't want us going all 'bad clown' on ya. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2034 |
Do you take me for some kind of Bozo? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2035 |
This is serious! We are not clowning around! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2036 |
If you want the little doggie balloon, you are going to have to answer some questions. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2037 |
This is your last chance before we send in the clowns. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2038 |
What if I told you I was the good cop? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2039 |
I'll ask you one last time--is this the dog that bit you? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2040 |
Yes, we're both the bad cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2041 |
You think this is funny, punk? We'll show you funny. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2042 |
Pay attention, Dr. Leary, we're not clowning around here! |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2043 |
Don't be fooled, I'm the good guy. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2044 |
Big mistake, Billy. Bozo here is really Officer Bozio. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2045 |
You do NOT want to get on the bad side of the scary clown. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2046 |
The good cop / bad cop routine was becoming a bit of a circus. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2047 |
Don't make him break out the seltzer bottle |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2048 |
Did the dog you lost look something like this? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2049 |
I suppose you think this is a circus? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2050 |
These are serious charges, son. We're not just clowning around here. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2051 |
Oh, you think you're funny do you? Yeah, of course you do. We all think we're pretty funny around here. |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
2052 |
I really don't think you want to find out what Sgt. Beppo's interrogation technique is. |
1.2609 |
0.04856 |
92 |
69 |
22 |
1 |
2053 |
A 'happy meal'? Do I look happy to you? |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2054 |
We can do this allllllllll day long. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2055 |
I said, 'What do you want him to make next!?' |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2056 |
OK Jack, you wanna tell my partner here what you told me about how many of you were in the car? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2057 |
I suppose you think this is funny! |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2058 |
The good cop is in another interview, so you get clown cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2059 |
Keep laughing, funny guy. Because in prison...You're the clown car. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2060 |
Johnny, did this guy offer you candy? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2061 |
I don't like this good cop, funny cop routine. But we did find your condom at the crime scene. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2062 |
Don't smirk, you little punk -- I'm the good cop. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2063 |
I heard it's your birthday. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2064 |
Remain silent! We want a mimed confession. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2065 |
Tell us where you were Saturday, or my partner pops your balloon. |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
2066 |
No smart ass, we ran out of the ‘bad’ cops! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2067 |
Oh, you'll talk alright. In fact, you'll be honking like a comical bulb horn. |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2068 |
Is this the dog that made your hair stand on end? |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2069 |
Start chirping or we send you to the Big Top. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2070 |
Better talk now. You don’t want our mime in here. |
1.2609 |
0.05096 |
92 |
70 |
20 |
2 |
2071 |
So what'll it be? Bad cop or totally frightening-you-to-death cop? |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2072 |
Just tell him it’s really good, then he’ll leave. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2073 |
Talk, or my partner will show you a different definition of 'balloon payment!'" |
1.2609 |
0.05756 |
92 |
73 |
14 |
5 |
2074 |
And if ya still don't talk, we're bringing in the mime cop! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2075 |
Giggles, release the hounds! |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2076 |
Well, you asked for someone who would work pro-Bozo... |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
2077 |
Ok - what’s it to be: good cop or ridiculous cop? |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2078 |
Look pal, if we could afford a regular sketch artist, Jenkins here wouldn't have to moonlight to make ends meet. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
2079 |
What do you think we are, a bunch of clowns? |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
2080 |
The jig is up. The dog identified you in the line up |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
2081 |
Here at the EPA the Secretary has strict guideline for new hires. |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
2082 |
Don’t toy with me kid, my partner knows how to twist you into shape! |
1.2604 |
0.04740 |
96 |
72 |
23 |
1 |
2083 |
What do you take me for, some kind of clown? |
1.2604 |
0.05182 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
2084 |
Trust me, you're better off talking to me than Officer John W. Gacy over there. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
2085 |
Send in the clowns! Don't bother; they're here. |
1.2604 |
0.05589 |
96 |
76 |
15 |
5 |
2086 |
Okay. We can do this the easy way or the clown way. It's up to you. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
2087 |
We can either do this the easy way or the Scary Clown way. |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
2088 |
Don’t make my partner here bring in the car! |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
2089 |
I said the suspect looked like the clown from IT not grumpy Ronald McDonald! |
1.2604 |
0.05389 |
96 |
75 |
17 |
4 |
2090 |
You think I was tough, huh? Wait to you getta load of this Bozo! |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
2091 |
I’m the nice one. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
2092 |
Don't be confused, punk. I'm the good cop and he's the bad cop. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
2093 |
You won't be laughing when he's through with you. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2094 |
So...are you saying the dog that bit you is more fluffy..is that what I'm hearing? Do you know how hard it is to make a fluffy balloon dog? |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
2095 |
Oh you'll talk - or you'll have to watch my partners twelve hour act, which mostly involves crying and broken dreams. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
2096 |
And after he turns you into a poodle, you get stuffed in a tiny cell with 75 others! |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
2097 |
Did You Notice Anything Odd About Him? |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
2098 |
Can you describe the suspect to detective Ronald? |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
2099 |
We take leash laws seriously in this town, mister. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2100 |
Look, it's no skin off my nose, but if you tell my partner here it's not your birthday...well, I can't be held responsible. |
1.2581 |
0.06097 |
93 |
76 |
10 |
7 |
2101 |
You think this is funny? No, seriously, any notes would be greatly appreciated. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
2102 |
So you're saying the Hamburglar did it. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2103 |
This is what we call 'Bad Cop-Really Bad Clown' |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
2104 |
We're through clowning around! Tell us what we want to know, or your dog gets it! |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
2105 |
He's a master arm-twister. |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
2106 |
Something funny, Scumbag?! |
1.2581 |
0.03478 |
186 |
141 |
42 |
3 |
2107 |
Never mind the wig; this is the balloon full of drugs we recovered from your digestive tract. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2108 |
Which of you is the good cop? |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
2109 |
I am the good cop, kid! |
1.2576 |
0.03048 |
264 |
203 |
54 |
7 |
2110 |
You want this to go the easy way or the magically enchanting way? |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
2111 |
Hey, focus! |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
2112 |
We don’t play “Good cop, bad cop” around here, do we Officer Sprinkles? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2113 |
I don't think Good Cop, Funny Cop is working on this guy. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2114 |
Is this your idea of a joke, turning Officer Clowney's balloon into a four-legged animal? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2115 |
Guess which one of us plays bad cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2116 |
We're not clowning around. Talk or we pop off the poodle. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2117 |
Say it's a llama one more time. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2118 |
We’re mixing it up. Bad cop, bad clown. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2119 |
I've brought in our sketch comedy artist to help us. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2120 |
Don't make it about him. This is about you. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2121 |
I'm gonna' make this real simple: You don't want to upset my partner here. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2122 |
He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2123 |
Diversity hiring is no joke! |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2124 |
For the last time, do you or don't you see a man standing behind me dressed as a clown? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2125 |
Ah, the old good cop clown cop routine |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2126 |
Agent Ruffles here specializes in outlandish interrogation techniques. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2127 |
We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the hilarious way. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2128 |
Call us a bunch of clowns again. I dare you! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2129 |
You may not believe this, but I'm the GOOD cop! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2130 |
That attorney of yours is turning this into a circus. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2131 |
The sketch artist is unavailable. We’re gonna need you to use your imagination. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2132 |
Sorry for the cramped ride, kid. I hate taking Detective Bozo's car too. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2133 |
We found this balloon animal in the glove box of your car. It contains 100 grams of cocaine. You mean to tell me this was planted? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2134 |
Now start talkin', or the doggie gets it! |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2135 |
So, you think you're pretty funny, huh, playing me with THAT alibi? Well, you AIN'T SEEN FUNNY YET! |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2136 |
Does my partner amuse you? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2137 |
Perhaps a little alone time with Sgt. McDonald might jog your memory. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2138 |
We have ways of making you talk - or at least giggle. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2139 |
He just came off undercover at a nine-year old's birthday party. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2140 |
If you don't want to spend another birthday in here, I suggest you start taking. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2141 |
Next, we're gonna play a little game I like to call 'Good Cop, Bad Cop.' |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2142 |
So you wanted to pull some funny business, huh? We’ll show you some real funny business. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2143 |
You say he looked like this. Would you recognize him again? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2144 |
You exercised your right to an attorney....here he is! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2145 |
Believe me, Pal, you don't want to see the OCD cop.... |
1.2556 |
0.06233 |
90 |
74 |
9 |
7 |
2146 |
We're done clowning around Tommy... who stole the cotton candy? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2147 |
He's the bad humor cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2148 |
I want you to look into my partner's eyes and tell him it wasn't you who totaled his squad car and hospitalized twelve of our finest. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2149 |
Or maybe I let officer Gacy take you home. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2150 |
You have the right to remain silent and request a unicyclist who juggles. |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2151 |
You think it's all fun and games in here. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2152 |
Tell the truth or the doggy gets it. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2153 |
Recognize him? Yeah, we twisted his arm a bit, but he told us everything. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2154 |
Yeah, that’s right, smart guy. We DO have a large, female officer ready to sing. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2155 |
Talk to me, or else this guy is gonna twist you into such a painful position, you won’t know whether you’re a dog or a rabbit. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2156 |
You do not want to see what comes after the balloon kitty. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2157 |
One more crack about budget cuts - and we'll put you in the lineup. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2158 |
Believe me, you don’t want him to break out the squeaky horn... |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2159 |
You're sayin' these charges are inflated? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2160 |
I know it is an odd tradition but it is your birthday and we are committed to the tenets of community policing regardless of the circumstances. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2161 |
Do you think you have what it takes to be an undercover clown? |
1.2556 |
0.06233 |
90 |
74 |
9 |
7 |
2162 |
Confess or we bring in the mime! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2163 |
Our composite artist is exploring new mediums. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2164 |
I didn’t tie it. He didn’t tie it. So, you tell me…who tied the balloon! |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2165 |
You think we just a bunch of clowns around here? |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2166 |
Bring me the whoopee cushions. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2167 |
Still think I'm the bad cop? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2168 |
Look, this clown has been impersonating an officer all over town and you're our only witness. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2169 |
Wilkes may look funny, but get this: I'm the good cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2170 |
We resent your referring to Precinct 69 as a circus. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2171 |
Tell us where he is or the dog gets it! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2172 |
You better tell me. I don't think you're going to like Ronald's methods. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2173 |
He's got nothin' to lose. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2174 |
We can do this the easy way, or I can turn this over to Lieutenant Noodles. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2175 |
Let me get this straight, you thought that dog was real?! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2176 |
Don't kid yourself -- I'm the GOOD cop! |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2177 |
The dog didn't bark. That's how we nailed you. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2178 |
I know you signed up because you thought this would be easy. But Clown College is no joke. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2179 |
"You still think our undercover man is funny? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2180 |
He'll twist your arm and tickle you into telling the truth. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2181 |
Flip and you get a happy meal! |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2182 |
What made you think it would be a giraffe? |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2183 |
Talk to me or prepare to be entertained. Your choice. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2184 |
Balloon animals is not the only thing he twists. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2185 |
So you think this is funny, do you? I’ll show you something funny. |
1.2556 |
0.04623 |
90 |
67 |
23 |
0 |
2186 |
Around here we use the 'Good cop. Clown cop' approach! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2187 |
The old "goof cop bad cop" routine |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2188 |
Confess and he'll perform at your next birthday party. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2189 |
We're bad cop and absolutely terrifying cop. |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2190 |
He specializes in cases with surprise twists. |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2191 |
Find this amusing, do you? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2192 |
What do you mean, which one of us is Good Cop? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2193 |
Believe me. You don't want to see him do the hokey-pokey. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2194 |
Lootenant Crusty here will wipe that smile off your face. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2195 |
You want to run away and join the circus? Officer Bozo is here to talk some sense into you. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2196 |
OK, kid. Start speaking, or there's more squeaking. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2197 |
We call it good cop, really bad cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2198 |
If you're twisting the facts, he'll know. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2199 |
No! You get serious. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2200 |
We know how to handle clowns like you. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2201 |
The witness said today was your birthday. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2202 |
I bet you're into some real twisted stuff. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2203 |
You think it’s funny, do you Jimmy? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2204 |
Okay, punk! The fun and games are over! |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2205 |
And we have a tiny black and white filled with twenty more just like him on the way. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2206 |
Welcome to our “scared straight” program. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2207 |
We found this balloon animal and 30 kilos of heroin behind your ear... |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2208 |
Does this refresh your recollection? |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2209 |
Your lawyer's running late. Can I get you some peanuts or cotton candy while we wait? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2210 |
No, I'm playing the good cop. We were assuming you're afraid of clowns. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2211 |
And if you think what he's done to that balloon is cruel and unusual... |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2212 |
Wrong again, buddy — I'm the good cop. |
1.2556 |
0.06233 |
90 |
74 |
9 |
7 |
2213 |
It's time to bring out the big puns. |
1.2556 |
0.06430 |
90 |
75 |
7 |
8 |
2214 |
Sir, we’re transferring your case to the silly victims unit. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2215 |
You think he's scary? I got a mini-car with 20 more just like him anxious to interrogate you. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2216 |
Don’t make him get out the pins |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2217 |
Don't try to pin this on the dog. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2218 |
The balloon artist has come up with a rough draft. |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2219 |
I've got 49 more partners waiting in that closet - we can do this all night if we have to! |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2220 |
So you think this is some kind of joke, huh! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2221 |
They wont' find that balloon for weeks. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2222 |
This is your right hemisphere on drugs. This is your left hemisphere on drugs. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2223 |
We do things differently around here. Meet Funny Cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2224 |
That’s Detective Clown for you buddy.. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2225 |
I'm not clowning around. He is. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2226 |
In this case, kid, you should really choose the bad cop. Really. |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2227 |
No, not him. Me! I'm the good cop. You'll see. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2228 |
This is no laughing matter, the Supreme Court is about to outlaw his next trick. |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
2229 |
You think I’m the good cop? Brace yourself! |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2230 |
Oh, you think I'M a clown . . . ? |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2231 |
Despite appearances, we're not clowning around. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2232 |
Who are you calling a clown? |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2233 |
The new strategy of good cop, clown cop wasn't as effective as the department hoped. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2234 |
If you don't start cooperating, I'll bring in the bad clown. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2235 |
I'm gonna say this once. If you don't talk, and I turn you over to the lieutenant, you'll never sleep through the night again. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2236 |
Just so you know...I'm the good cop. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2237 |
See what Murphy did there? Now, imagine that, instead of a balloon ... |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2238 |
There's nothing funny about animal cruelty, Mr. Peterson. |
1.2556 |
0.05135 |
90 |
69 |
19 |
2 |
2239 |
Ready to confess? We're getting tired of playing games. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
2240 |
If you come clean, you'll get one of these. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2241 |
...and if you don't, the mime is next. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2242 |
I'd like to help you, son. But my partner here - he's kind of funny. |
1.2556 |
0.05819 |
90 |
72 |
13 |
5 |
2243 |
Good cop bad cop? Not so easy, is it? |
1.2556 |
0.04886 |
90 |
68 |
21 |
1 |
2244 |
You have the right to remain silent...and good luck with that when I turn things over to Mr. Giggles! |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
2245 |
Justice doesn't stop for Red Nose Day. |
1.2555 |
0.03002 |
317 |
251 |
51 |
15 |
2246 |
So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... |
1.2553 |
0.05846 |
94 |
76 |
12 |
6 |
2247 |
You're not leaving until you talk or we run outta balloons. |
1.2547 |
0.04655 |
106 |
81 |
23 |
2 |
2248 |
you got a problem with "good cop, clown cop?" |
1.2541 |
0.04442 |
122 |
94 |
25 |
3 |
2249 |
You wouldn't want the nice doggy to go pop, would you? |
1.2541 |
0.04286 |
122 |
93 |
27 |
2 |
2250 |
You're in trouble now,here comes the bad cop. |
1.2538 |
0.04273 |
130 |
100 |
27 |
3 |
2251 |
I'm gonna ask you one more time, and then the clown's put you through the wringer. |
1.2533 |
0.02567 |
383 |
298 |
73 |
12 |
2252 |
You don't talk to me, you get to deal with the Bad Clown. |
1.2527 |
0.05546 |
91 |
72 |
15 |
4 |
2253 |
Do you wanna ride in the Clown Car? |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
2254 |
Officer Smith here clocked your tricycle at ninety miles per hour. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
2255 |
When are you gonna wise up and stop acting like we're here to entertain you ? |
1.2526 |
0.04725 |
95 |
72 |
22 |
1 |
2256 |
Now tell us who did it, and leave the funny business to us! |
1.2518 |
0.04096 |
139 |
107 |
29 |
3 |
2257 |
Look at me! I'M the bad cop! |
1.2517 |
0.04379 |
143 |
113 |
24 |
6 |
2258 |
Your mistake was when you called me 'literally a twisted cop.' You meant 'figuratively,' now, didn't you? |
1.2516 |
0.04446 |
155 |
125 |
21 |
9 |
2259 |
Listen punk, we can do this the hard way....or the funny way. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2260 |
Good cop-Bad cop is just something you see on TV, kid. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2261 |
Ha! No, he's not the good cop. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2262 |
Pennywise for your thoughts. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2263 |
Listen, son. Be careful what you wish for. I'm the good one. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2264 |
Come on, admit you're guilty and my boss's balloon is your's |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2265 |
No, actually I’m the ‘good cop.’ |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2266 |
Good cop/bad cop was getting stale. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2267 |
We have ways of making you talk, mwahahahahabeepbeep. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2268 |
Don't care for juvenile humor? Not a problem, we'll charge you as an adult. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2269 |
You think that's bad? You should see what he looks like when he gets to be the "bad cop." |
1.2500 |
0.04669 |
124 |
98 |
21 |
5 |
2270 |
Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground... |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2271 |
We are not a bunch of clowns. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2272 |
Stealing a police officer's balloon animal- you're looking at 20 years to life buddy. |
1.2500 |
0.04916 |
88 |
67 |
20 |
1 |
2273 |
There is no 'good cop'--Al here has replaced him, so you have to talk to me. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2274 |
We can make this easy. Or we can make this fun. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2275 |
Is it is it not a real Jeff Koons? |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2276 |
'Your'e mistaken if you think I'm the bad cop.' |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
2277 |
We're trying out something new: good cop, nightmare cop |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2278 |
who's that clown? well he's your worst nightmare |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2279 |
One more chance before you go to Crazy-Cop |
1.2500 |
0.03743 |
188 |
148 |
33 |
7 |
2280 |
Sorry. Our sketch artist is doing a birthday party. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2281 |
Your wrong!!! I am the good cop!!!! |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2282 |
Look pal, I’m not clowning around here. He might be, but I’m not. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2283 |
Who are you calling Bozo? |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2284 |
If you don't give me that name, I'm gonna have to send in "The Joker"! |
1.2500 |
0.02713 |
316 |
244 |
65 |
7 |
2285 |
One more animal balloon, Officer Chuckles, and this time, let's make the twisty-squeaky sound really horrendous. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2286 |
Not now Officer Chuckles, this guy is about to break. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2287 |
You blew it. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2288 |
I'm sorry if the ride here in the squad car was a little cramped. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2289 |
Now, we're gonna have to send in the clowns. |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2290 |
You think you see a clown cop sniffing a balloon dog. Tell us what else you see. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2291 |
We’re not all clowns. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2292 |
We'll see how tough you are when I leave you alone with Detective Sprinkles. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2293 |
What makes you think this is the good cop, bad cop routine? |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2294 |
You think we're fooling around? |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
2295 |
Confess or we break your funny bone. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2296 |
Send in the clowns....don’t bother they’re here. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2297 |
See what 'Officer Twisty' made out of the last guy that wouldn't come clean? |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2298 |
How would you like it if I contorted your Weiner?! |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2299 |
So you like to play games, huh! |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2300 |
Good cop, bad cop? You wish. It's bad cop, bad clown around here. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
2301 |
Don't make him put on the big green shoes. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
2302 |
I suppose you think we're just clowning around here... |
1.2500 |
0.04916 |
88 |
67 |
20 |
1 |
2303 |
Still nothing, huh? That's it--no more doing it by the book. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
2304 |
Look, kid, you can talk to me or you can find out what the "C" in "NCIS" really stands for! |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2305 |
Since we got the body cams, he treats every arrest as an audition |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
2306 |
Good cop, clown cop is how we interrogate little snots like you. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
2307 |
We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Twisty the Balloon Clown Cop Way |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
2308 |
Son, you are in deep trouble. You see... I'm the GOOD cop. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
2309 |
Let’s get this straight, kid. I’m not answering your questions about Detective Miller here until you answer my questions about last night's robbery. |
1.2477 |
0.02480 |
432 |
342 |
73 |
17 |
2310 |
So you don’t think it’s funny, do you? |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
2311 |
Better talk now, you don’t want to make him get funny! |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
2312 |
Talk or Bozo punctures the dog. |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
2313 |
Now... where are the drugs? |
1.2447 |
0.04944 |
94 |
73 |
19 |
2 |
2314 |
My partner here thinks your little story's a little twisted |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
2315 |
You want to end up like this clown.... |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2316 |
Does he look like he's joking? Now does that look like the dog you saw or not? |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2317 |
We'll see who's laughing once my partner is through with you |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2318 |
We're trying something different, good cop and crazy-as-a-loon cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2319 |
Stop clowning around, this isn’t a circus. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2320 |
That's right, Sergei. The President's been working undercover this whole time. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2321 |
Don't mind Jerry - he's only here because it's 'Bring the Black Sheep of Your Family To Work Day'. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2322 |
What do you mean "I'm funny?" I'm funny how, I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, how am I funny? |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2323 |
Forget good cop/bad cop. This is good cop/killer clown. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2324 |
If you don't cooperate, I'll have to leave you alone with Officer Bobo. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2325 |
Just to add pressure, we brought in Mr. Giggles... |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2326 |
Talk or we go to bad cop clown cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2327 |
Give it up, kid - I can make your worst nightmare come true. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2328 |
12 years undercover in clown college sure was worth it to take you down, sicko |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2329 |
So, is this "IT?" |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2330 |
Listen Kid. Work with me. Chuckles, here, ain't the kinda cop you want to play around with. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2331 |
At least I know who the bad cop is... |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2332 |
This is a serious matter! Tell Mr. Giggles where you were on the night of the murder! |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2333 |
Did you or did you not resist arrest by officer Twisty? |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2334 |
You've got a choice, good cop or clown cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2335 |
When you lie on your resume, but then get the job |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2336 |
What do you mean it was planted? |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2337 |
Detective Bobo made the little doggie especially for you. Now say, "Thank you Detective Bobo" before you hurt his feelings, son! |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2338 |
Son, you think this a laughing matter? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2339 |
He won't crack. Not even a smile. Let's bring in the bearded lady. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2340 |
No big shoes, no confession. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2341 |
Good cop, bad cop. Guess which I am. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2342 |
This is my partner, and he's gonna be your worst nightmare, Sparks. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2343 |
Intimidated yet? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2344 |
What's it gonna be, Kid -- the Big House or the Big Top? |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2345 |
alright, son, now officer koons here is going to read you your rights. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2346 |
Relax, he's in charge of our witness protection program. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2347 |
This is a little game we call Good Cop, Bad Clown |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2348 |
What makes you so sure he's the good cop? |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2349 |
You think this is funny pal? Well, my partner over here isn't laughing. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2350 |
Do you see this poor balloon animal? It no longer has a mother due to your pin-happy antics. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2351 |
My partner has some pretty... unorthodox methods... |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2352 |
You think this is funny, mister? I'll show you funny! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2353 |
You don't wanna see his next trick! |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2354 |
Are you the party we are looking for? |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2355 |
Stop clowning around, he's the bad cop and I'm the good cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2356 |
You think we're fooling around? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2357 |
My partner might be a real Bozo, but he's a good cop! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2358 |
You want a lawyer or a doggie? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2359 |
Here's our new composite artist, Blinky. Does this balloon look like your guy? |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2360 |
Be straight with us--no funny business. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2361 |
... and I am the GOOD Cop ... |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2362 |
See if you can guess who's the good cop! |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2363 |
Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2364 |
Believe it or not, punk, I'm the good cop in this room. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2365 |
Ever heard of 'good cop, worse cop'? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2366 |
Doesn't matter, you still have to curb your dog. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2367 |
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends into this fun skeaky poodle. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2368 |
OK, you want to play games? |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2369 |
We can do this the easy way ... or the balloon animal way. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2370 |
The good cop is not here today, it's must me and this clown. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2371 |
Is this your dog, Larry? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2372 |
Ok, wiseass. Now you get the bad cop. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2373 |
You wanna clown around? I'll show you clowning around! |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2374 |
No, it stands for Clown Scene Investigation. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2375 |
My partner takes his good-cop role seriously. |
1.2442 |
0.04660 |
86 |
65 |
21 |
0 |
2376 |
This is serious. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2377 |
Our undercover clown already has you on two counts of using environmentally hazardous polymers and gas. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2378 |
Sorry that we've never found your lost dog, but we hope you'll take some comfort in Officer Felix's attempt in making your day a little brighter. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2379 |
Yeah, well after you watch this guy for a couple of hours you'll realize that I am the good cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2380 |
"Joke"? As long as you think this is a joke, I've invited Officer Gambino in to break your funny bone. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2381 |
You better confess, because we're not clowning around! I mean, we're gonna stop now. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2382 |
Don't make me call in the lion tamer. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2383 |
You can talk to us... or the mime! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2384 |
My partner got him to squeal. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2385 |
You think you’re a funny guy, huh? Well wait until you meet my partner... |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2386 |
You think you're funny, do ya? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2387 |
Listen kid, we're not clowning around here. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2388 |
Detective Giggles here will interrogate you now. He's been terrifying little boys for decades. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2389 |
Yeah. That's right. We're done playing good cop bad cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2390 |
Tell me everything and Chuckles will leave your precious Fido alone |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2391 |
Let’s see if Officer Chuckles can wipe that smirk off your face. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2392 |
Start talking. We are *not* clowning around here. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2393 |
So, that's it! You really want this clown to take over. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2394 |
Start squealing or he starts squeaking. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2395 |
Good cop or bad clown? It's your choice. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2396 |
Isn't the good cop/clown cop routine a little dated? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2397 |
Enough Good Cop, Bad Cop. Talk! or Clown Cop is next. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2398 |
Son, don't make us play good clown, bad clown. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2399 |
We can do this the easy way. Or we can do this the wacky way. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2400 |
Confess or it’s five hours of balloon animals; it’s your choice. |
1.2442 |
0.04660 |
86 |
65 |
21 |
0 |
2401 |
You see, I'm actually the "good" cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2402 |
And where would we find this clown that did it? |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2403 |
You didn't think we could trace it to you; well we flew in an expert. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2404 |
You think I'm tough? Wait'll Detective Yucko has a go at ya. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2405 |
What's the big deal? Clowns are everywhere these days...circuses, White House, precincts.... |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2406 |
Okay, I'm going to take a little walk, and then...well, let's just say you better like giraffes. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2407 |
He's about to put the dogs to you. Don't make him get his sword. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2408 |
Look, do me a favor. Just let him do his act and pretend you enjoy it. He’s worked hard on it. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2409 |
I'm tired of playing games with you. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2410 |
I'm getting too old for this shtick |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2411 |
So now you have what you wanted; it is your turn to tell what you know! |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2412 |
A classic "clown cop, bad cop" maneuver. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2413 |
I fail to see how this is funny! |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2414 |
You thought I was the bad cop? Think again, pal. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2415 |
My partner here is deep undercover. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2416 |
The shoes, kid, the big floppy shoes. I’m your last chance. Then it gets ugly. |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2417 |
Wait til he gets to screeching the latex balloons. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2418 |
You think you're pretty funny, huh? Detective Stevens, here, is funny—you sir, are not! |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2419 |
The frightening thing is, I AM the good cop. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2420 |
Sergeant Slappy is going to show you what he'll do to your dog unless you give us the info. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2421 |
This is Bozo, he’s the head of our canine unit. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2422 |
Oh you think this is funny, do ya? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2423 |
I'm tired of this clowning around here. We've got jugglers and card tricks too! |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2424 |
You want nice cop or clown cop? |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2425 |
One of us isn't taking this seriously! |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2426 |
Answer, or he'll undo the dog. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2427 |
Listen, we've already got too many of you clowns out there working under cover. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2428 |
If you think I’m scary, wait til you meet my partner. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2429 |
So, which way is it gonna be? |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2430 |
Just to be clear, I'm the bad cop in this scenario. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2431 |
This is what you can expect to be if you don't study in school. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
2432 |
What made you think you could outwit our senior clown expert? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2433 |
You better start talking, pal. We’re looking at a whole different kind of bad cop here |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
2434 |
Is this the dingo w’ate your baby? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2435 |
As you can tell, this isn't our first rodeo. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
2436 |
Our sketch artist has a cold, we are doing the best we can. |
1.2442 |
0.05949 |
86 |
70 |
11 |
5 |
2437 |
I'm not clowning around here. He is but I'm not.... |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2438 |
So you think we're not serious? |
1.2442 |
0.04945 |
86 |
66 |
19 |
1 |
2439 |
Let’s not waste anymore time. My partner here has a birthday he has to get to. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
2440 |
Lt. Bozo has ways of making you talk. |
1.2437 |
0.04617 |
119 |
94 |
21 |
4 |
2441 |
My partner doesn't think what you did is funny. |
1.2434 |
0.04174 |
152 |
121 |
25 |
6 |
2442 |
So you think this is funny, do you, wise guy? |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
2443 |
Not sure what you ran over, huh? Well, maybe this should jog your memory. |
1.2429 |
0.03776 |
140 |
107 |
32 |
1 |
2444 |
Listen, if anyone is going to clown around it'll be us. |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
2445 |
ever wonder what happen to Timothy Leary |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2446 |
One last chance to fess up before I turn you over to Bozo. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2447 |
No, he's not funny. Want to know what's really funny? Your alibi! |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2448 |
So you wanna talk to the bad cop?! |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
2449 |
Does my colleague here remind you of anyone you are afraid of? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2450 |
Talk or this dog becomes a snake. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
2451 |
Yes, we sometimes moonlight. Why the question? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
2452 |
Does this look like the dog that attacked you? |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
2453 |
Listen clown. You’re no match for us. |
1.2411 |
0.04259 |
141 |
112 |
24 |
5 |
2454 |
I'm not clowning around here: my partner is." |
1.2404 |
0.03611 |
183 |
144 |
34 |
5 |
2455 |
Unlike officer Bonzo, I’m not clowning around. |
1.2398 |
0.03459 |
196 |
154 |
37 |
5 |
2456 |
Sorry fellow, but we cannot accept anyone in the FBI who can't make balloon animals. |
1.2397 |
0.02391 |
413 |
325 |
77 |
11 |
2457 |
So today we have a "goofy copy" instead of a "good cop." Deal with it. |
1.2396 |
0.02342 |
434 |
342 |
80 |
12 |
2458 |
To answer your question, this is the next step up from intern. |
1.2394 |
0.04348 |
142 |
114 |
22 |
6 |
2459 |
I’m done Clowning around. Start talking, or the poodle loses a leg. |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
2460 |
Time to bring out the dog, which you'll see is no laughing matter. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2461 |
So, you're wise to the whole "Good Cop-Bad Cop" routine? Well, let's see how you deal with "Bad Cop-Scary Clown." |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2462 |
My new partner just finished the psychological profile on the perp … and that’s bad news for you, chump. |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
2463 |
Detective Gacy will be taking over the interview. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2464 |
I'm scary cop; my partner here is scarier cop. |
1.2381 |
0.04675 |
84 |
64 |
20 |
0 |
2465 |
There's only room in this place for one clown, and it's not you! |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2466 |
Here's the thing buddy, Bozo's K9 unit can twist the truth out of anyone! |
1.2381 |
0.04133 |
147 |
117 |
25 |
5 |
2467 |
Do you really want to find out which one's the bad cop? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2468 |
This isn't all fun and games, regardless of how it looks. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2469 |
I'm not talking to this clown |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
2470 |
Admit it - you kidnapped the dog at the circus - do I have to draw a picture? |
1.2381 |
0.04972 |
84 |
65 |
18 |
1 |
2471 |
I suggest to cooperate; I am not as nice as Mr. Clowney! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2472 |
We couldn’t afford a sketch artist. Describe the mugger and Officer Fizbo here will work him up in balloon. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2473 |
I think you’re twisted and full of hot air! |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
2474 |
There's 117 more of him behind that door. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2475 |
No you can't choose waterboarding that would be illegal. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
2476 |
Hey punk, that's Sergeant McDonald to you! |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
2477 |
Tell us the truth, or we will tickle your funny bone! |
1.2374 |
0.02323 |
438 |
346 |
80 |
12 |
2478 |
Why do you keep laughing when I ask you who blew up this dog? |
1.2374 |
0.04158 |
139 |
110 |
25 |
4 |
2479 |
Talk and I'll have the clown make you a sword. |
1.2374 |
0.03502 |
198 |
157 |
35 |
6 |
2480 |
He can do dogs, fish, birds, and justice. |
1.2373 |
0.03844 |
177 |
142 |
28 |
7 |
2481 |
I'm not the "bad cop" - just more serious by comparison. |
1.2372 |
0.03517 |
215 |
173 |
33 |
9 |
2482 |
You are being charged with homicide and cruelty to balloon animals by deflation. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
2483 |
You want to clown around? My partner will show you clowning around! |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
2484 |
Good-Cop, Clown-Cop; always more effective when they bring in the dogs. |
1.2366 |
0.02509 |
393 |
313 |
67 |
13 |
2485 |
I asked for my lawyer. |
1.2361 |
0.04180 |
144 |
115 |
24 |
5 |
2486 |
So, you have no idea how Officer Squishy's dog made it into your apartment? |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2487 |
This is your last chance, kid. Talk to me or I’m leaving you with Officer Pagliacci. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2488 |
I thought you said we were doing bad cop clown cop |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2489 |
My partner here won't put up with any funny business. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2490 |
Alright buddy, we can do this two ways... |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2491 |
It’s only entrapment if you were invited to the party. |
1.2353 |
0.06183 |
85 |
71 |
8 |
6 |
2492 |
Laugh if you saw that dog on the night of May 7th. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2493 |
There are 19 more just like him in a car outside! |
1.2353 |
0.05952 |
85 |
70 |
10 |
5 |
2494 |
...and if you tell us the truth you get to keep "IT" |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2495 |
Whether I'm the good cop or the bad cop depends on you... and the extent of your coulrophibia. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2496 |
Yes, he's the good cop, but also funny crazy |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2497 |
Maybe a minute alone with Officer Pennywise will help jog your memory. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2498 |
You WILL tell us the truth.....we have ways to make you talk. And Rocko here is an expert in dealing with Millennials! |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2499 |
There’s no clowning around in prison! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2500 |
Now you'll sweat. He's homeschooled. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2501 |
You can't even look me in the eye when you say you're innocent! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2502 |
Start talking or the dog gets it! |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2503 |
I told you he wasn't kidding. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2504 |
We can do this the easy way - or the Jangles way. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2505 |
Wipe that smile off your face, punk. |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2506 |
It's your choice, pal. We can either do this the easy way or the 'Wobbity WOOP! Zing-smabbity-BAM! Mwah-HOOOOGA!’ way. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2507 |
Officer Patches has ways of making you talk |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2508 |
So you're telling us there were 50 suspects packed into a tiny car? |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2509 |
...and NO funny business! |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
2510 |
Wait till you meet the bad clown! |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2511 |
Trust me. I'm the good cop! |
1.2353 |
0.04074 |
136 |
107 |
26 |
3 |
2512 |
Now that you've seen what my partner can do with a balloon, are you ready to talk? |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2513 |
Since federal law enforcement is now such a joke according to the President, they have adopted a new look and are now investigating adolescent humor. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2514 |
We can do this the easy way or the clown way. |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2515 |
You think this is joke do you? |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2516 |
Yeah, it's good cop, balloon cop |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
2517 |
Alright kid, you're about to get a hefty dose of the good cop, bad cop routine. |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
2518 |
Tell me where you hid the body, or Binky here will twist that dog into a flower! |
1.2353 |
0.04922 |
85 |
66 |
18 |
1 |
2519 |
No; he's the good cop! |
1.2348 |
0.02610 |
362 |
289 |
61 |
12 |
2520 |
This is your last chance to talk, or I turn you over to the clown. |
1.2346 |
0.02614 |
341 |
270 |
62 |
9 |
2521 |
Bad news, the kid talked. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2522 |
Him? He's the comic relief. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2523 |
You think I'm clowning around?! I'll show you who's clowning around! |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2524 |
You might not talk to me, but I bet you'll talk to BoboCop. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2525 |
Don't ask. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2526 |
Man, I hope the cell is more spacious than that clown car cruiser. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2527 |
Bobo's canine unit proved ineffective at intimidating the suspect |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2528 |
Ever since his father retired, Bobo has had big shoes to fill. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2529 |
-What do you mean “The real murderer is a clown cop” ? -... |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2530 |
Rights!? What rights did you give that giraffe and that swan!? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2531 |
Between you and me, I'm the bad cop, but he's much worse. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2532 |
The latest in police interrogation , Bad cop , clown cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2533 |
You'll have to forgive us – our sketch artist is at home sick today. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2534 |
Work with me or see the ballon dog get hurt. |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2535 |
The sketch artist can't draw dogs but luckily Deputy Bonzo stepped up to the plate. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2536 |
and he bites too! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2537 |
He told me you had a lot more to say at your 12th birthday party. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2538 |
You should see the squad car... |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2539 |
Now, I KNOW you don't want to see what else he can do with that balloon. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2540 |
Listen, if I walk out that door balloon animals won’t be the only thing Bubbles will twist. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2541 |
The real orange clown was at Mar-a-Lago but this guy is a more than capable substitute |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2542 |
I'm stop. This is Frisk. Together we're known as - oh never mind. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2543 |
Quit your clowning kid - that's JoJo's job. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2544 |
Kid, where do you think my partner, Ronald, learned to make unbelievably lifelike balloon animals? Prison. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2545 |
Look, we're not clowning around here! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2546 |
We can help each other. You give me names, I'll give you this cool balloon. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2547 |
Listen wise guy, its a figure of speech that directly refers to one thing by mentioning another for rhetorical effect. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2548 |
This is the old good cop, bad clown routine. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2549 |
Ok, we are done clowning around here! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2550 |
So you've never heard of 'good cop, sad cop'? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2551 |
We know the circus has a mole in our department -- why won't you tell Officer Chuckles and me who it is? |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2552 |
Maybe now that you have seen the way Mike handled that ballon you would like to tell us what really happened. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2553 |
Talk now, or we'll leave you alone in the room with Bozo until you do! |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2554 |
He can do them all, and his shift's just starting. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2555 |
You flip kid and the balloon is yours. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2556 |
Inform on the cartel and the dog is yours." |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2557 |
Okay, buster, this is your last chance to man up. Otherwise, it's enhanced interrogation! |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2558 |
You have the right to remain stoic. Should you give up that right, any amusement can and will be used against you... |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2559 |
Alright, bud. You give us what we want and we'll give you what you want. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2560 |
Okay - time to get serious about this. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2561 |
You have the right not to laugh....... |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2562 |
A Mr Jeff Koons says it’s his, not yours. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2563 |
What kind of a wise guy asks for an English bulldog |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2564 |
Take my word for it, he's the bad cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2565 |
No, CSI does not stand for Clown Scene Investigation |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2566 |
Can you believe this Bozo? |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2567 |
Listen up dirtbag! Detective Bozo has a very large safety pin in his pocket, and he's not afraid to use it! |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2568 |
Last chance to confess or it’s 100 Trump Tweets recited in the “Crazy Klown “ voice ! |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2569 |
And that's what Officer Puddles will do to you if you don't start talkin'. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2570 |
All right. You know why we're in here. Now laugh. |
1.2346 |
0.04737 |
81 |
62 |
19 |
0 |
2571 |
You don't want us to bring in the bad clown |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2572 |
Damn it, Johnson. I told you that "Good cop, Hilarious cop" wouldn't work. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2573 |
They were out of ponies. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2574 |
OKAY! No more clowning around. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2575 |
Talk now or I’ll sic the good cop on you. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2576 |
Kenny had become disillusioned with his position at the K9 department. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2577 |
I know what you asked for, but isn't this guy a lot more fun than some stuffy old lawyer? |
1.2346 |
0.06400 |
81 |
68 |
7 |
6 |
2578 |
Good Cop, Clown Cop. Works every time... |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2579 |
There's an 82.6% chance you have a fear of clowns. Are you sure you want me leave you alone with Donald or are you ready to confess? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2580 |
Law & Order: Jester Victims Unit |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2581 |
We have ways to make you squeak. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2582 |
Do you have any idea why that balloon animal doesn't speak? It's a little hoarse! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2583 |
Listen, kid, you don't want to get on Bozo's bad side. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2584 |
No! I'm the good clown. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2585 |
Don't play the fool here! That's Jeremy's job, and he's got a family to support. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2586 |
Come clean or I'll leave you here with your worst nightmare. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2587 |
Don't make me play Good Cop Bad Clown |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2588 |
He's much more effective than water-boarding |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2589 |
This is serious business, son. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2590 |
'Fess up now or I call in the mime. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2591 |
Only a bunch of clowns would believe that story! |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2592 |
WE WERE UNDERCOVER! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2593 |
Unless you tell us what you know, you're going to find out why this precinct is called the Fun House! |
1.2346 |
0.03237 |
243 |
195 |
39 |
9 |
2594 |
Now that you've confessed, I'll send him out of the room. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2595 |
Come clean, or the puppy gets it. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2596 |
Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2597 |
You’re a former member of the Clown Crime Syndicate...we know they have a man on the inside, so just tell us who! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2598 |
How about we play a little good cop, gag cop? |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2599 |
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a chortle of law. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2600 |
Trust me, the next trick will be much worse. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2601 |
You wanna guess which one of us is the good cop?! |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2602 |
Now we're gonna play a little game I call Bad Cop, Idiot Cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2603 |
Listen kid, do you think this is just fun & games? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2604 |
You need to know that I'm the good cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2605 |
“Ever hear of good cop, mad cop? |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2606 |
Talk ... or so help me, no more mister nice clown!! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2607 |
Just because it's Bring Your Adult Son to Work Day, that doesn't mean I have to be proud of him. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2608 |
You don't get a prize, kid...he's just a bozo. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2609 |
I don’t see what’s so funny. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2610 |
You take my partner for a bozo, kid? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2611 |
Looks like it's time for good cop, sad cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2612 |
Now sing- and it better not be the aria from Pagliacci! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2613 |
We don't actually think of it as a "Good cop/Bad cop-- it's more "Monologist Cop/Clown cop." |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2614 |
Dammit Johnson, Bad Cop! Not bad clown! |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2615 |
I’m the good cop; he’s silly cop. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2616 |
Just tell us who your exotic pet supplier is son, and we can make this all disappear. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2617 |
If you won't talk for him, we've got 57 more waiting in the car downstairs. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2618 |
Jimmy, I’m trying to help you here. Tell me who did it before my partner seltzers you. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2619 |
You'll crack up in no time now. |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2620 |
You look at me when I'm talking to you!! |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2621 |
well do you want the dog or not |
1.2346 |
0.03871 |
162 |
129 |
28 |
5 |
2622 |
Funny? Koons didnt think it was funny! |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2623 |
NO, It's Not President Trump! The First Family Does Not Have a Dog! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2624 |
Tell us what you know or Officer Bozo will pop the dog. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
Our sketch artist quit, so this will have to do. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2626 |
This case is still evolving. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2627 |
That's right, punk. If you don't start talking fast, I leave you alone with the Lieutenant until Monday. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2628 |
If you know what's good for you, you'll quit treating us like a couple of Bozos. |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
2629 |
No, we're not Benson and Stabler. We're Barnum and Bailey. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2630 |
Yeah, that's right! He's bad cop |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2631 |
He's here to twist you into a stool pigeon! |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2632 |
Budget cuts - no sketch artist. Well? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2633 |
Fail to cooperate--and you'll look like that balloon animal... |
1.2346 |
0.05053 |
81 |
63 |
17 |
1 |
2634 |
I’m the good cop. I don’t think you want to mess with him! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2635 |
We used to have a "Good Cop" and a "Bad Cop" but after the budget cuts this was all we could afford |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2636 |
My partner would like to ask you a few questions - and no funny business! |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2637 |
This is the FBI, Zuckerberg. You seem to think that we are clowning around. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2638 |
My other partners are still in the car. |
1.2346 |
0.06154 |
81 |
67 |
9 |
5 |
2639 |
Admit it. You killed the balloon dog with a pin! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
2640 |
And if you won't cooperate with Officer Chuckles, I have plenty of other partners waiting out in my cruiser. |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
2641 |
We found this in your suitcase; did you think you could pull something over on a well trained TSA clown? |
1.2340 |
0.03684 |
188 |
151 |
30 |
7 |
2642 |
so you think this is just some sort of circus , do ya |
1.2333 |
0.03948 |
150 |
119 |
27 |
4 |
2643 |
So, who's the "clown" now? |
1.2323 |
0.03864 |
155 |
123 |
28 |
4 |
2644 |
"Ever hear of 'good cop, bad clown'"? |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
2645 |
Officer Flopsy's dog says drugs...that's good enough for me. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2646 |
Our sketch artist is out sick, but Detective Pagliacci is filling in. Just don't go crazy with details, ok pal? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2647 |
Sorry. The regular good cop is sick. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
2648 |
No you said he's funny! Funny how??!! Like he's a clown? Like he amuses you?! |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2649 |
Nobody will believe you that a clown beat the truth out of you. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2650 |
Yes, it's his real hair. Now what else can you tell us about the dog? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2651 |
No, that is not Trump, that is one of our officers. |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2652 |
You wanna wind up like dis guy? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2653 |
TELL THE TRUTH AND YOU GET THE PUPPY? |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2654 |
Budget Cuts Have Reduced Our Good Cop-Bad Cop Routine to a Bare Minimum. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2655 |
If you think we're about to play a game of "bad cop, good cop", you'd better think again. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2656 |
It ain't no laughing matter, Punk. |
1.2317 |
0.05569 |
82 |
66 |
13 |
3 |
2657 |
We have someone that can place you at the circus, right Donny? |
1.2317 |
0.04999 |
82 |
64 |
17 |
1 |
2658 |
OK, bud. You clown around with us, we clown around with you! |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
2659 |
we will not turn this trial into a circus |
1.2313 |
0.04357 |
134 |
108 |
21 |
5 |
2660 |
Sure, you can wait for your lawyer to get here... But I should tell you -- Birthday Boy's down the hall, singin' and blowin' out candles! |
1.2303 |
0.04012 |
152 |
122 |
25 |
5 |
2661 |
You don't really want to work here -- the place is a circus! |
1.2302 |
0.04088 |
126 |
99 |
25 |
2 |
2662 |
Actually, he's the bad cop...and he will squeeze the truth out of you! |
1.2301 |
0.03977 |
113 |
87 |
26 |
0 |
2663 |
Today’s your lucky day, pal. Meet special agent Bozo, from our twisted crimes division... |
1.2297 |
0.03964 |
148 |
118 |
26 |
4 |
2664 |
I'm a sweetheart compared to my partner here. He'll have you in stitches. |
1.2292 |
0.03781 |
144 |
113 |
29 |
2 |
2665 |
That's right, this isn't your Dad's good cop, bad cop. |
1.2292 |
0.02802 |
288 |
229 |
52 |
7 |
2666 |
Believe me punk, you're gonna wanna deal with me. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
2667 |
Listen Bozo, we know how to deal with someone like you. |
1.2289 |
0.03883 |
166 |
134 |
26 |
6 |
2668 |
You think we are funny, funny how, like clowns, we amuse you - how are we funny? |
1.2283 |
0.04060 |
127 |
100 |
25 |
2 |
2669 |
Thanks to undercover officer Jangles here, you have heisted your last teeny weeny tiny car. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2670 |
I have a balloon gun. Don't try me. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2671 |
It’s called an Unhappy Meal. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2672 |
Go easy on him, the divorce has been rough. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2673 |
Look, he's the President of the company! Just tell him it looks like a dog! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2674 |
All right, now we're putting on the kid gloves. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2675 |
Alright, Sondheim, you asked for it |
1.2278 |
0.06729 |
79 |
68 |
4 |
7 |
2676 |
No, this is not a litmus test. But what public figure does this man remind you of? |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2677 |
It's not just a balloon to this clown! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2678 |
Don't be fooled. I'm the good cop. He'll twist it out of you! |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2679 |
So, you think we're just playing around with you, huh? |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2680 |
Yeah, Einstein!! I am the bad guy here!! |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2681 |
Clowns and elephants are the pegs on which justice is hung! |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2682 |
All right, bud, you wanna talk about the elephant in the room? Sure. But we can't exactly find him. He's probably with the 50 other clowns, also in this room. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2683 |
Budget cuts |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2684 |
Talk or I send in the clowns!" |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2685 |
Even Mr. Miffles doesn't buy your alibi, punk. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2686 |
No, stupid! I'M the good cop. |
1.2278 |
0.06483 |
79 |
67 |
6 |
6 |
2687 |
Oh that, Derrick.. that's a little thing we call an 'enhanced interrogation technique,' aka 'the night terror,' aka 'sweet dreams a**hole' ... Tootles he's all yours.. |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
2688 |
Please cooperate or you’ll get good cop bad clown. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2689 |
You ain’t seen a bad cop ‘til you’ve tangled with Detective Chuckles here. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2690 |
''We're testing a new Tough Cop - Fun Cop interrogation protocol. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2691 |
Wipe that smile off your face, the party is over! |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2692 |
That's right, he called you a little girl because big boys always go for the sword. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2693 |
Listen pal, you think he’s annoying? I’ll give you one last chance to tell me what you saw, or else I’m bringing in the mime! |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2694 |
And you though I was your worst nightmare! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2695 |
No good cop here. It's bad cop, evil clown! |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2696 |
Wise up kid! You’re not dealing with a couple of Bozo’s here. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
2697 |
I can't work with this clown anymore! |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2698 |
Look, I'm on your side here kid, but I can only protect you from Detective Chuckles if you work with me on this. |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
2699 |
Say hello to my little friend! |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2700 |
You think we're just clowning-around with you? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2701 |
Squeakers here smelled contraband on your person |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2702 |
Do you really think we're clowning around, bozo? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
2703 |
Ten minutes alone with Officer Jingles and you’ll wish you never heard of static electricity. |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
2704 |
confess or we'll let him tell jokes. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |