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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We are authorized to use farce, if necessary. 1.9788 0.01139 5009 1681 1753 1575
1 Unless you want a very long ride in a very small car, I suggest you start talking. 1.9210 0.01114 5053 1798 1856 1399
2 Oh, you'll laugh. They all laugh. 1.8660 0.01193 4283 1630 1597 1056
3 Don't make us go for the juggler. 1.8611 0.01279 3982 1611 1313 1058
4 If you think he's a clown, wait until you meet your public defender. 1.8460 0.01091 5274 2124 1838 1312
5 I’m going to need you to describe the perp to our balloon artist. 1.8008 0.01634 2294 976 799 519
6 “I’m the carrot. He’s the stchick”. 1.7953 0.01123 5042 2223 1628 1191
7 If you want to see a giraffe, we're going to need more a lot more information. 1.7849 0.01308 3427 1452 1260 715
8 You are in Canada sir. Its good cop, funny cop. 1.7837 0.02058 1433 623 497 313
9 Does it look like we're joking? 1.7726 0.01067 5150 2229 1863 1058
10 Johnson, I don't think you understand. I am the good cop. 1.7634 0.03032 617 265 233 119
11 Yes he does do Bar Mitzvahs, but from now on I’ll ask the questions. 1.7411 0.01571 2283 1015 844 424
12 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.7386 0.02843 704 316 256 132
13 He'll pull a confession right out of you, kid, along with two dozen handkerchiefs and a nickel. 1.7386 0.01349 3152 1423 1130 599
14 He can be the bad cop, or the good cop, it depends on your childhood. 1.7298 0.01371 3198 1509 1044 645
15 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the creepy way. 1.7246 0.01593 2346 1110 772 464
16 The courts said our interrogations were cruel and unusual so what we do now is just unusual. 1.7077 0.01569 2272 1064 808 400
17 Start talking or we bring in the mime. 1.7053 0.01248 3814 1860 1218 736
18 Roberts....make me a chair. We are going to be here a while. 1.7041 0.01212 3931 1888 1318 725
19 He doesn't just do that to balloons, ya know. 1.7038 0.02301 1067 506 371 190
20 Son, the whole thing was witnessed by 23 officers in the stake-out car. 1.6992 0.01780 1925 963 578 384
21 Either talk to us, or we bring in the mime! 1.6984 0.02297 1061 505 371 185
22 What makes you think this is a joke? 1.6974 0.02212 1150 550 398 202
23 Does this look like the dog that threatened you? 1.6835 0.01829 1662 808 572 282
24 That's right, Ruffles was working for us the whole time. 1.6771 0.02160 1251 632 391 228
25 Trump University.........Why do you ask? 1.6729 0.01534 2666 1415 708 543
26 Does he look like he's joking? 1.6717 0.01353 3034 1504 1022 508
27 You're about to find out why some people are afraid of clowns. 1.6702 0.01741 1865 936 608 321
28 It's more of a "good cop/vaguely disturbing cop" kind of thing. 1.6575 0.02064 1276 640 433 203
29 We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. 1.6558 0.01537 2475 1296 735 444
30 Last chance for you to come clean before we go for the juggler. 1.6557 0.01642 2187 1151 638 398
31 Maybe a night in the bouncy house will loosen your tongue! 1.6449 0.01664 1994 1030 642 322
32 If you cannot afford your own clown, one will be provided for you. 1.6387 0.01732 1896 1005 571 320
33 The rest of the force will be here soon. They're still getting out of the squad car. 1.6273 0.01407 2820 1508 855 457
34 As you can see, punk, we aren't afraid to use excessive farce. 1.6245 0.01845 1675 910 484 281
35 Trust me kid, I am the good cop. 1.6214 0.01765 1656 859 565 232
36 We can do this easy way or the hardy har har way. 1.6166 0.01582 2243 1224 655 364
37 Still won’t talk, huh? Ron, make a Dobermann! 1.6157 0.01590 2225 1217 646 362
38 Not cruel exactly, just unusual. 1.6152 0.01503 2279 1194 768 317
39 Do you think we're here for your amusement? 1.6108 0.01831 1498 781 519 198
40 Don't make him put on the big shoes 1.6107 0.01746 1739 931 554 254
41 That's OFFICER Bozo to you. 1.6067 0.01667 1940 1054 595 291
42 All right, I'm gonna need you to describe your accomplice to the ballon artist. 1.6034 0.01737 1848 1027 527 294
43 He has a whole act. Your choice. 1.6031 0.01701 1829 991 573 265
44 We had to twist some arms but your little balloon friend just gave you up. 1.6010 0.01913 1529 854 431 244
45 I'm going to ask you one more time, Is today your birthday? 1.5962 0.02260 1050 579 316 155
46 We have ways of making you laugh. 1.5946 0.01824 1606 886 485 235
47 Now you've done it, They sent in the clown. 1.5944 0.01807 1600 874 501 225
48 Trust me. You don't want me to send in the bad clown. 1.5941 0.01868 1419 756 483 180
49 Your lawyer is here. 1.5922 0.01880 1540 861 446 233
50 There's 20 more just like him, outside in a little car. 1.5901 0.01906 1359 728 460 171
51 Anything you laugh at can and will be used against you. 1.5892 0.01845 1468 792 487 189
52 Start talking or we bring in the mime. 1.5872 0.01991 1422 815 379 228
53 And there's a lot more of us in the little police car outside. 1.5782 0.02045 1240 693 377 170
54 This is the description of the dog that attacked you? 1.5770 0.02087 1220 691 354 175
55 Be a shame if anything happened to the little doggie... 1.5765 0.02319 954 532 294 128
56 Oh, sure. And I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that there's a clown behind me. 1.5742 0.02093 1179 662 357 160
57 We can twist this any way we want. 1.5731 0.02130 1162 660 338 164
58 He has a pin....and he’s not afraid to use it. 1.5729 0.02084 1152 639 366 147
59 I'm NYPD; he's Homeland Security. 1.5728 0.02217 1161 685 287 189
60 It doesn't matter how many times you ask for a lawyer, kid. The choices are poodle, sword, or flower. 1.5725 0.02185 1158 673 307 178
61 Listen, kid, start talking or I'll send in the ENTIRE Republican Congressional leadership. 1.5676 0.02400 1043 636 222 185
62 Well, I don't like bring-your-dad-to-work-day either! 1.5637 0.02614 793 463 213 117
63 If you don’t start talkin’, the dog gets it. 1.5627 0.03088 510 284 165 61
64 And if he doesn't break you, we've got forty-five others waiting in the car. 1.5615 0.02287 992 570 287 135
65 Does my partner here look like he’s concerned about your civil rights? 1.5615 0.02292 992 571 285 136
66 Not now, Bob. I’m in the middle of an interrogation. 1.5560 0.02372 919 532 263 124
67 My partner here likes twisting balloons and people, and he's all out of balloons. 1.5554 0.02419 911 535 246 130
68 Don't make me call in our mime. 1.5529 0.02457 888 525 235 128
69 Don't make me get the mime. 1.5523 0.02453 880 518 238 124
70 No, he's not going to make a giraffe till I get some answers! 1.5508 0.02402 866 498 259 109
71 Tell us what we want to know and nothing happens to the dog. 1.5508 0.02430 866 503 249 114
72 Sure, you have the right to remain silent. But a little polite laughter is appreciated. 1.5499 0.02348 851 477 280 94
73 Even if he looks and acts like a clown, you will refer to him as Mr. President. 1.5499 0.02646 851 531 172 148
74 What do you mean, you're not sure whether or not you took LSD? 1.5465 0.02509 818 480 229 109
75 Keep it up buddy. I deal with clowns like you every day. 1.5460 0.02522 815 480 225 110
76 We have ways to make you laugh. 1.5445 0.02388 797 445 270 82
77 Do you think this is some kind of joke? 1.5441 0.02561 794 470 216 108
78 It’s the best version of ‘Good Cop’ we could get on such short notice. 1.5420 0.02498 786 455 236 95
79 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. 1.5418 0.02617 777 466 201 110
80 ...you have the right to entertainment. If you cannot afford entertainment, entertainment will be provided for you... 1.5415 0.02532 772 449 228 95
81 It's not just balloons he twists into funny shapes. 1.5389 0.02613 746 441 208 97
82 'We can do this the easy way, or the silly way' 1.5389 0.02613 746 441 208 97
83 If Detective Chuckles says it's a police dog it's a police dog. 1.5389 0.02599 746 439 212 95
84 Did you see what Mr. Clown did with that balloon? Now, let me ask you again... 1.5384 0.02493 743 422 242 79
85 Just tell him it's a giraffe so we can all go home. 1.5373 0.02602 737 433 212 92
86 There is no good cop. It's bad cop and really creepy cop 1.5371 0.02584 741 434 216 91
87 Tell us the truth son, and I'll make him stop. 1.5364 0.02551 729 420 227 82
88 He's right behind me, isn't he? 1.5364 0.02645 729 433 201 95
89 Do you want to talk now, or do I have to bring in the mime? 1.5339 0.02653 708 418 202 88
90 We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. 1.5339 0.02545 708 404 230 74
91 You don't want to find out which one of us is the bad cop. 1.5339 0.02630 708 415 208 85
92 And wipe that smile off your face! 1.5332 0.03259 452 263 137 52
93 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? 1.5330 0.02793 696 427 167 102
94 Look, I'm gonna cut you some slack this time, because my birthday party is starting. 1.5329 0.02614 700 407 213 80
95 You don't seem to realize the seriousness of your situation. 1.5328 0.02647 702 413 204 85
96 Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. 1.5323 0.02646 697 409 205 83
97 OK, we're tired of playing games. 1.5320 0.02655 688 403 204 81
98 Son, make it easy on yourself. Don’t make him put on the big shoes. 1.5303 0.02680 677 398 199 80
99 I know what you're thinking. Is he a clown in a cops suit, or cop in a clowns suit? Well, do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya? 1.5292 0.02735 667 397 187 83
100 So there was NOTHING behind your ear? 1.5286 0.02744 664 396 185 83
101 Don’t make him get the big shoes! 1.5256 0.02762 645 384 183 78
102 What do you take us for? Clowns? 1.5248 0.02854 604 360 171 73
103 Really, pal? What kind of Bozos do you take us for? 1.5237 0.02714 632 369 195 68
104 Look. We can do this the easy way. Or the hard dee har way. 1.5237 0.02935 632 394 145 93
105 Don't make us get the shoes. 1.5232 0.02801 625 373 177 75
106 There’s 16 others just like him waiting in the car downstairs, so you better talk! 1.5231 0.02830 627 378 170 79
107 If you don't cooperate Mr. Barnes, things are going to get real funny, real fast. 1.5231 0.02769 629 373 183 73
108 Don’t make me bring the mime out here. 1.5226 0.02873 620 377 162 81
109 I warn you, my partner doesn't have my sense of humor. 1.5226 0.02762 620 365 186 69
110 Detective Chuckles, go get the pie. 1.5211 0.02896 616 377 157 82
111 We’ve got ways of making you laugh. 1.5205 0.02760 609 357 187 65
112 You think this is some kind of a joke! 1.5178 0.02849 589 351 171 67
113 Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. 1.5178 0.02911 591 359 158 74
114 Start talking or bubbles gets the pin. 1.5178 0.02842 591 352 172 67
115 Start cooperating or we bring in the mime. 1.5163 0.02991 583 361 143 79
116 This is not a joke, son. It's a metaphor! 1.5163 0.02787 583 341 183 59
117 Still won't talk, huh tough guy? Jenson...put on the big shoes... 1.5155 0.02766 580 337 187 56
118 Yes he can do a giraffe. Stop trying to change the subject. 1.5149 0.02808 571 334 180 57
119 Our sketch artist is sick today, but believe me, Chuckles is very accurate. 1.5149 0.02905 571 343 162 66
120 You tell us what we need to know, and the balloon is yours. 1.5149 0.02915 571 344 160 67
121 We know it was you. Stop trying to pin it on the Donkey. 1.5125 0.03035 562 349 138 75
122 I'd be careful. You're not the only psycho in this room. 1.5099 0.02920 553 332 160 61
123 You think this is a joke? 1.5092 0.03045 544 336 139 69
124 The sketch artist is out sick. Just describe what the perp looked like to our balloon artist. 1.5084 0.03015 535 326 146 63
125 We’ll have the last laugh, I can assure you. 1.5083 0.02987 539 327 150 62
126 We're going to put that stupid smile back on your face. 1.5075 0.02952 536 322 156 58
127 Talk! Or the little doggie gets it! 1.5066 0.02993 529 320 150 59
128 I'm not your worst nightmare -- he is. 1.5057 0.02953 524 313 157 54
129 Do you have any idea how serious this is? 1.5049 0.03053 515 314 142 59
130 You don't talk, he pops the puppy. 1.5020 0.03055 506 308 142 56
131 And if you won’t talk to him, there’s twenty more out in the car. 1.5020 0.03168 506 317 124 65
132 Still think hallucinogens are fun? 1.5010 0.03212 497 313 119 65
133 Does he look like he's fooling around? 1.5010 0.03056 503 306 142 55
134 Believe it or not, I’m the good cop in this scenario. 1.5000 0.02971 498 296 155 47
135 Alright, I tried to play nice. Now we're gonna do it Bobo's way. 1.4980 0.03217 488 307 119 62
136 Sooner or later, you're gonna laugh. 1.4979 0.02995 486 289 152 45
137 You think we’re here for your amusement? 1.4979 0.03019 484 289 149 46
138 The sketch artist is on vacation, just describe what the guy looked like and Officer Chuckles here will do his best. 1.4979 0.03102 484 295 137 52
139 You can talk to me or I can leave you alone with Chuckles. Your choice. 1.4969 0.03075 481 291 141 49
140 Good cop. Bad prop. 1.4969 0.03195 479 298 124 57
141 It's clowns like him who keep clowns like you off the streets. 1.4969 0.03107 477 290 137 50
142 I'm officer Barnum. He's Bailey. 1.4947 0.03034 471 281 147 43
143 Where were you on the night of your fifth birthday? 1.4936 0.03233 466 291 120 55
144 My partner here, he likes to make things squeak. You like squeaking? 1.4935 0.03210 462 286 124 52
145 You still seem to think this is some kind of joke. 1.4924 0.03131 463 282 134 47
146 Talk ... or I bring in the mime! 1.4924 0.03211 459 284 124 51
147 You’re innocent huh? What do you think we are, a couple of bozos?! 1.4912 0.03114 454 274 137 43
148 You'd better tell me now, once he gets on his unicycle I can't help you 1.4900 0.03309 449 283 112 54
149 We have ways of making you chuckle. 1.4900 0.03139 449 272 134 43
150 Talk, or he’ll become your worst nightmare. 1.4899 0.03101 447 268 139 40
151 The tail was longer. 1.4899 0.03238 445 275 122 48
152 How'd you think you'd get away with it? You must think we're a bunch of bozos. 1.4887 0.03363 442 281 106 55
153 It’s going to get worse for you. He’s also a mime. 1.4887 0.03363 442 281 106 55
154 Is this the dog that assaulted you, sir. 1.4887 0.03286 442 276 116 50
155 Now we can do this the easy way, or I can get the mime. 1.4887 0.03286 442 276 116 50
156 What if he made the ears a little shorter and the tail a little longer, THEN would it look like the man who assaulted you? 1.4874 0.03249 437 270 121 46
157 This clown is actually your attorney, we don't do good cop/bad cop anymore. 1.4864 0.03374 440 281 104 55
158 Oh, you'll talk. He knows every trick in the book. 1.4860 0.03170 430 260 131 39
159 Actually, smart guy, I'M the good cop. 1.4848 0.03141 429 258 134 37
160 Our sketch artist is out today. 1.4847 0.03248 425 261 122 42
161 According to our expert, you're one twisted puppy. 1.4847 0.03316 425 265 114 46
162 Spill the beans or we pop your friend. 1.4835 0.03421 424 271 101 52
163 You'd better come clean. I've got eighteen more getting out of the squad car now. 1.4834 0.03333 422 264 112 46
164 Listen buddy... if clowns can run nations they deserve a shot at detective work too. 1.4820 0.03430 417 266 101 50
165 Talk or the clown releases the dog. 1.4818 0.03369 413 259 109 45
166 That’s not what I meant by good cop, Gerald. 1.4794 0.03438 413 264 100 49
167 Look, I'm sorry the sketch artist is out sick today, but this is the best we could do on short notice, so just answer the question. Does this look like the dog that bit you or not? 1.4791 0.03475 407 261 97 49
168 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the terrifying phobia from your childhood way. 1.4790 0.03417 405 256 104 45
169 Say that with a straight face 1.4789 0.03339 403 250 113 40
170 Guess who's the bad cop. 1.4775 0.03448 400 254 101 45
171 We can do this the hard way, or we can do it the creepy way. 1.4773 0.03474 396 252 99 45
172 Start talking or we're bringing in the mime. 1.4762 0.03381 399 250 108 41
173 We have ways of making you laugh. 1.4758 0.03437 393 248 103 42
174 Going for the insanity plea, huh? We both know there's no one in this room but me and you. 1.4757 0.03450 391 247 102 42
175 Our forensics budget is a little tight. Does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4757 0.03295 391 239 118 34
176 And there are 12 more just like him in a tiny squad car. 1.4744 0.03569 390 253 89 48
177 Do we look like fools to you? 1.4740 0.03476 384 243 100 41
178 I follow the Geneva Convention. He doesn't. Your choice. 1.4723 0.03529 379 242 95 42
179 Don't make us bring in the Mime! 1.4712 0.03489 382 243 98 41
180 Tell us, or the balloon gets it 1.4709 0.03435 378 237 104 37
181 You think he's scary? I got 12 more just like him in the car. 1.4707 0.03648 376 246 83 47
182 Yeah, he’s a clown. A laughing-on-the-outside, violating-your-constitutional-rights-on-the-inside clown. 1.4706 0.03420 374 233 106 35
183 I'll ask you one more time. Do you call this art? 1.4696 0.03280 428 272 111 45
184 I know my partner looks like a clown, but he does have a degree in criminology ... from Trump University. 1.4688 0.03680 369 242 81 46
185 Seriously Officer, I'm not high, it's right behind you. 1.4688 0.03558 369 236 93 40
186 Do you really want this guy twisting your arm? 1.4687 0.03572 367 235 92 40
187 He's not being The Good Cop. He's just an idiot. 1.4687 0.03654 367 239 84 44
188 This is as tough as we're allowed to be with you Millennials. 1.4687 0.03614 367 237 88 42
189 Welcome to your first day in the Witness Protection Career Development Program 1.4687 0.03634 367 238 86 43
190 Is there some reason I don't have your full attention? 1.4672 0.03341 366 224 113 29
191 You can talk to me now, or we'll let my partner have a little fun with you. 1.4672 0.03579 366 235 91 40
192 You gonna talk or do I have to bring in the mime? 1.4667 0.03686 360 235 82 43
193 Yea, I know, but his father in law is the police commissioner 1.4648 0.03527 355 224 97 34
194 WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING US SERIOUSLY? 1.4648 0.03703 355 232 81 42
195 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.4640 0.03240 444 286 110 48
196 Are you sure it was a dachshund ? 1.4637 0.03505 358 226 98 34
197 Where were you on the night of Timmy's birthday party? 1.4631 0.03571 352 224 93 35
198 Don’t make me send for a mime! 1.4631 0.03769 352 233 75 44
199 You wanna play games? We can play games. 1.4631 0.03479 352 220 101 31
200 No, he is not the president. 1.4626 0.03780 348 230 75 43
201 We've got all day and a lot more balloons. 1.4626 0.03435 348 215 105 28
202 Get your story straight, kid. Your buddy in the next room said it was a horsie. 1.4626 0.03387 348 213 109 26
203 Tell us where you hid his big shoes or the balloon dog dies. 1.4611 0.03653 347 224 86 37
204 Maybe getting squirted by a flower will help jog your memory! 1.4609 0.03456 345 214 103 28
205 Who are you calling a clown? 1.4609 0.03622 345 221 89 35
206 This is what 6 months of community service will look like. 1.4609 0.03575 345 219 93 33
207 Now talk or the dog gets popped 1.4609 0.03691 345 224 83 38
208 Confess, and I'll make him go away. 1.4588 0.03465 340 211 102 27
209 What you’re failing to comprehend is...I’m the “good cop.” 1.4588 0.03564 340 215 94 31
210 Is this the dog who ate your homework? 1.4588 0.03637 340 218 88 34
211 Alright, we can do this the easy way or the hardy-har-har way. 1.4586 0.03700 338 219 83 36
212 Oh, you'll talk. My partner here has a few tricks up his sleeve. 1.4565 0.03515 333 208 98 27
213 ... but if you cannot afford a balloon animal, one will be provided for you. 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
214 Do we look like we're playing around? 1.4565 0.03592 333 211 92 30
215 We have ways of making you laugh, punk. 1.4560 0.03346 375 236 107 32
216 For the record, we're all scared of him. 1.4559 0.03698 329 212 84 33
217 Last guy in here died laughing; I'm just saying . . . . 1.4540 0.03671 326 209 86 31
218 We fired the sketch artist, but the balloon artist is really good. 1.4540 0.03620 326 207 90 29
219 Now, are you going to tell me where the hallucinogens are? Or am I going to have to get a second cop in here? 1.4540 0.03847 326 216 72 38
220 No, I'm the bad cop. He's just bad at being a cop. 1.4540 0.03823 326 215 74 37
221 I only see one sad clown in here, smart ass. 1.4540 0.03593 326 206 92 28
222 Nope! It's bad cop, worse cop. 1.4523 0.03111 440 280 121 39
223 Give us the truth, or the puppy gets the pin. 1.4517 0.03712 321 207 83 31
224 Your pal cooperated, and he got a doggy, a bunny, and a horsey. 1.4514 0.03781 319 208 78 33
225 Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you. 1.4511 0.03876 317 210 71 36
226 There is no good clown. 1.4511 0.03718 317 204 83 30
227 Is this funny to you? 1.4508 0.03735 315 203 82 30
228 We can do this the easy way, or the way that involves an impossibly small car and twenty-nine more officers just like this one. 1.4508 0.03920 315 210 68 37
229 What makes you think he's the good cop? 1.4497 0.03076 447 285 123 39
230 Something amuse you? 1.4487 0.03649 312 198 88 26
231 Humor us. 1.4484 0.03805 310 202 77 31
232 You don't want to be here when he runs out of balloons. 1.4484 0.03750 310 200 81 29
233 Bad cop. Creepy cop. 1.4484 0.03722 310 199 83 28
234 Tell us what you know or we're bringing in the mimes next. 1.4484 0.03886 310 205 71 34
235 I don't think that you realize how serious this is. 1.4481 0.03739 308 198 82 28
236 Okay buddy, we're done clowning around. 1.4476 0.03624 315 200 89 26
237 Don't try anything funny. 1.4476 0.03787 315 206 77 32
238 O.K., what'll it be. Bad cop, or creepy cop? 1.4455 0.03664 303 192 87 24
239 Looks like you’re going to the Bounce House, fella. 1.4452 0.03914 301 199 70 32
240 Balloonistics just made a match. You're one twisted puppy, kid. 1.4448 0.04046 299 202 61 36
241 What do mean Whose the clown? That's the leader of the free world sonny boy." 1.4448 0.04010 308 209 61 38
242 Humor us. 1.4430 0.03766 298 192 80 26
243 In case you were wondering, I'm the good cop. 1.4427 0.03164 445 292 109 44
244 Stop hallucinating and answer the question. 1.4422 0.03952 294 195 68 31
245 Don't try to con us. My partner here knows every trick in the book. 1.4422 0.03832 294 191 76 27
246 Listen pal, we can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the fun but slightly dark and twisted way 1.4422 0.03646 294 185 88 21
247 There’s a clown behind me? Right. Look, kid, I’m not falling for that again. 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
248 Do you think we're here for your amusement? 1.4419 0.03827 301 197 75 29
249 That's SEARGENT Bozo to you, punk. 1.4419 0.03856 301 198 73 30
250 Make me a pair of handcuffs, Detective Boingo. 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
251 Talk or we'll pop the puppy. 1.4399 0.03797 291 188 78 25
252 OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where were you last Tuesday? 1.4390 0.03605 287 179 90 18
253 Who's the funny guy now? 1.4390 0.04021 287 192 64 31
254 Oh him? Budget cutbacks. So does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4390 0.03929 287 189 70 28
255 You're running out of time - my partner has a bar mitzvah in an hour. 1.4386 0.03917 285 187 71 27
256 Of course you're in trouble, clowns always mean trouble. 1.4384 0.03880 292 192 72 28
257 This is Officer Parches, our balloon artist. Does this look like the dog that bit you? 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
258 Alright, was this the dog that bit you? 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
259 Are you willing to take a pie detector test? 1.4381 0.04766 210 142 44 24
260 Talk, or the clown stays. 1.4366 0.03797 284 183 78 23
261 Still not talking? Send in the mime. 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
262 That was in the old days, pal. Now it's just bad cop, and really bad cop. 1.4362 0.03815 282 182 77 23
263 This will go easier for you if you start talking before he comes back with the pie. 1.4362 0.03945 282 186 69 27
264 Here's the bad news: I'm the GOOD clown! 1.4362 0.03913 282 185 71 26
265 President Trump's staff has some questions for you also. 1.4357 0.04155 280 191 56 33
266 We have circus-stantial evidence. 1.4357 0.04061 280 188 62 30
267 Technically, this isn’t torture. 1.4357 0.03867 280 182 74 24
268 What, you think this is funny? 1.4357 0.04030 280 187 64 29
269 This is no laughing matter. 1.4327 0.03881 275 179 73 23
270 Trust me son, this is no laughing matter. 1.4322 0.03796 273 175 78 20
271 Trust me. You don’t want to see what comes after ‘Send in the clowns.’ 1.4322 0.04003 273 181 66 26
272 Does it look like I'm joking?? 1.4322 0.03760 273 174 80 19
273 I'm not here to humor you. 1.4317 0.03743 271 172 81 18
274 We can make these charges stick. All he has to do is rub them against his shirt really fast. 1.4317 0.03918 278 183 70 25
275 Now talk or he sings! 1.4317 0.03885 278 182 72 24
276 Chief said you requested a therapy dog. 1.4312 0.04011 269 178 66 25
277 Trust me, kid. We have ways of making you laugh. 1.4312 0.04079 269 180 62 27
278 You think we can’t make it more unpleasant for you than this? Lou, bring in the mime. 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
279 I'll ask you once more, did he look like Jeff Koons or Ronald MacDonald? 1.4312 0.03904 276 181 71 24
280 Oh, he’ll crack. Get your flower squirter. 1.4301 0.03944 272 179 69 24
281 This is your last chance, confess or we bring in the mime! 1.4296 0.03965 270 178 68 24
282 Don't try anything funny. 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
283 Chief said you requested an emotional support animal. 1.4291 0.03985 268 177 67 24
284 Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on short notice. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.4291 0.04089 268 180 61 27
285 Officer Slappy does not appreciate you comparing him to The President. 1.4280 0.04271 264 182 51 31
286 Our sketch artist is out sick. 1.4280 0.04134 264 178 59 27
287 Does that look like the dog that bit you? 1.4280 0.04099 264 177 61 26
288 This is Murphy. He just transferred in from Juvenile. 1.4280 0.04063 264 176 63 25
289 I'm sorry our sketch artist is out of town. Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
290 We can stay as long as it takes, there’s eight more just like him in the car. 1.4275 0.04121 262 176 60 26
291 No more Mr. Nice Guy. You tell us, or Bozo here pops Snoopy. 1.4270 0.03959 267 176 68 23
292 You squeal or he pops the poodle. 1.4270 0.03959 267 176 68 23
293 You gonna come clean, or do we bring in the mime? 1.4253 0.04202 261 178 55 28
294 My partner says he found this behind your ear... 1.4253 0.03948 261 171 69 21
295 Can you show me where the dogsitter touched your pet? 1.4247 0.04295 259 179 50 30
296 If you don’t cooperate, we have no choice but to send in the clowns. 1.4247 0.03969 259 170 68 21
297 My partner knew 23 of the people in the car you blew up. 1.4247 0.04330 259 180 48 31
298 Well yes, we are running a circus here. 1.4247 0.03893 259 168 72 19
299 You got two choices, kid: the easy way, or the creepy way. 1.4241 0.04213 257 175 55 27
300 If you don’t talk, we’ll send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here. 1.4241 0.04028 257 170 65 22
301 ...And if the DNA comes back positive, you’re looking at 25 to life, pal. That being said, happy birthday! 1.4241 0.04103 257 172 61 24
302 No, moron, I’m the good cop! 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
303 Bad cop; Disturbing cop 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
304 If you talk he'll let you keep it. 1.4235 0.04012 255 168 66 21
305 You have the right to remain silent. You don't have to laugh. 1.4235 0.03973 255 167 68 20
306 Alright son, show me where the man touched your dog. 1.4235 0.04237 255 174 54 27
307 No! I'm the good cop. He's a clown. 1.4235 0.04088 255 170 62 23
308 Can you show us where he touched your dog? 1.4235 0.04309 255 176 50 29
309 NO! I'm not the bad cop! Why do people keep saying that?! 1.4213 0.03266 356 230 102 24
310 So, you gotta ask yourself: Is he a good clown or a bad clown. 1.4213 0.03904 254 165 71 18
311 HR said we should revise our interrogation techniques when dealing with millennials. 1.4209 0.03247 392 260 99 33
312 You better talk, or my partner here gets out the seltzer bottle. 1.4206 0.03760 252 160 78 14
313 In case you haven't guessed, he's the good cop. 1.4206 0.04004 252 166 66 20
314 Son, I don’t even know what ironic means. 1.4206 0.04082 252 168 62 22
315 Lookit! We're not clowning around here. Well, _I'm_ not clowning around. 1.4206 0.04121 252 169 60 23
316 Boy! Don't make me go and get the bad clown. 1.4200 0.03986 250 164 67 19
317 If you don't start talking, it'll get all kinds of weird in here. 1.4200 0.03945 250 163 69 18
318 Don’t make him get the seltzer. 1.4194 0.03884 248 160 72 16
319 OK! We're done clowning around. 1.4187 0.04347 246 170 49 27
320 He's from the new Justice Department. 1.4187 0.04347 246 170 49 27
321 Every time you tell a lie, a balloon animal dies. 1.4187 0.04151 246 165 59 22
322 Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-my-parent's-expectations cop. 1.4187 0.04111 246 164 61 21
323 Officer Bozo tends to take the 'Bad Cop' role in weird, comedic, directions. 1.4187 0.04385 246 171 47 28
324 Listen, kid, I’d like to go easy on you, but my partner here wants to twist you into a green poodle. 1.4180 0.04215 244 165 56 23
325 We can keep this up all day. We have 100 more just like him in a jalopy downstairs. 1.4174 0.04075 242 160 63 19
326 Spill or he does the full act 1.4174 0.03903 242 156 71 15
327 I'm the bad cop and he's the sick and twisted cop. 1.4174 0.04199 242 163 57 22
328 We can do this the easy way with me, or the hard way with Detective Bobo. 1.4174 0.04033 242 159 65 18
329 Now I’ll ask you again: how many people did you see leave the car? 1.4174 0.04199 242 163 57 22
330 Give us a name and we'll do your son's birthday party... 1.4174 0.03990 242 158 67 17
331 We can't waterboard any more. But no one said anything about water ballooning. 1.4174 0.04117 242 161 61 20
332 Your wife’s on the balloon phone , sir. 1.4163 0.03058 454 306 107 41
333 I hate clowns too, but either you confess or I will bring in the mime. 1.4156 0.04226 243 165 55 23
334 You have the right to remain unamused. 1.4149 0.03822 241 154 74 13
335 Oh yeah. You think this is funny? We'll show you funny. 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
336 We do suicides, homicides, weddings, birthday parties... 1.4135 0.04384 237 164 48 25
337 You expect us to believe that?! Do we look like a bunch of Bozos?! 1.4128 0.04242 235 159 55 21
338 Lately, the precinct has been under fire for its questionable interrogation tactics. So, let me introduce you to Officer Happy, your emotional support clown. Now, tell us what you know, or he follows you home. 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
339 You don't want to find out what else he can do with balloons, trust me. 1.4125 0.04179 240 162 57 21
340 Let's just say the Geneva Convention says nothing about clowns. 1.4120 0.04045 233 153 64 16
341 I heard it's your birthday. 1.4120 0.04224 233 157 56 20
342 I'm the good cop. He's the sad, tragic cop. 1.4095 0.04054 232 153 63 16
343 Believe me, we have ways of making you laugh. 1.4095 0.04008 232 152 65 15
344 What part of "good cop, clown cop," don't you understand? 1.4095 0.04365 232 160 49 23
345 “Wrong. He’s the Bad Cop”. 1.4095 0.04100 232 154 61 17
346 Talk or the dog gets it. 1.4095 0.04054 232 153 63 16
347 If you don't start talking, things are going to get serious. 1.4095 0.04278 232 158 53 21
348 You’re lucky I didn’t go for the juggler! 1.4087 0.04260 230 156 54 20
349 Now, we can do this the easy way or the sad way. 1.4087 0.04304 230 157 52 21
350 And if you confess to everything, he'll make you a giraffe. 1.4087 0.04124 230 153 60 17
351 What kind of clowns do you take us for? 1.4087 0.03936 230 149 68 13
352 Wait until you see what's up his sleeve. 1.4087 0.04124 230 153 60 17
353 Guess who's the bad cop. 1.4087 0.04031 230 151 64 15
354 The case has just taken a new twist. 1.4079 0.04240 228 154 55 19
355 Webster was undercover at your party. We know everything 1.4079 0.04054 228 150 63 15
356 We found this condom at the scene. 1.4079 0.04419 228 158 47 23
357 Why does everyone think that I'm the bad cop? 1.4079 0.04286 228 155 53 20
358 Isn't it rich, isn't it queer!? 1.4079 0.04240 228 154 55 19
359 If I don't get the confession I want, he'll do another two hours. 1.4079 0.04286 228 155 53 20
360 Start talking before Mr. Chuckles becomes Mr. Knuckles. 1.4079 0.04375 228 157 49 22
361 Do you want to talk to me, or my friend, and his little friend? 1.4077 0.04392 233 162 47 24
362 We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.4071 0.04534 226 159 42 25
363 No, really. I'm the good cop. 1.4062 0.04003 224 146 65 13
364 I’m going to ask you one last time and I strongly suggest you answer. Is this a puppy or a reindeer? 1.4062 0.04564 224 158 41 25
365 Next, make a lawyer. 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
366 If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be contorted for you. 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
367 I'm asking for the last time. Where's Waldo? 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
368 Talk or we put the squeeze on the dog 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
369 Actually, I'm the good cop. 1.4054 0.04223 222 149 56 17
370 You suppose wrong. I'm actually the good cop. 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
371 He's here in case you try something funny 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
372 You got what you asked for, Sondheim. Now talk. 1.4048 0.03867 294 204 61 29
373 Okay, I'm done here-be aware that my partner doesn't share my sense of humor 1.4036 0.04062 223 147 62 14
374 There are 19 more of him in the police cruiser parked outside, so you better start talking! 1.4027 0.04516 221 155 43 23
375 Listen pal, we can do this the easy way or the creepy way 1.4027 0.04516 221 155 43 23
376 You’d better tell us everything before the case becomes a full-blown media circus 1.4027 0.04424 221 153 47 21
377 So, you think we're here just for your amusement? 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
378 You'd better start talking. We've got dozens more just waiting to pile out of the squad car. 1.4027 0.04185 221 148 57 16
379 One way or another, pal, we're gonna get you to crack. 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
380 Did you know your daughter's birthday clown was working undercover? 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
381 Did he look like this? 1.4026 0.03184 390 263 97 30
382 Our sketch artist is on vacation. 1.4018 0.04309 219 149 52 18
383 Confess or I will leave you three alone. 1.4014 0.02924 421 277 119 25
384 He usually works juvie. 1.4009 0.04134 217 144 59 14
385 You think you can talk to my partner like he's some kind of Bozo? 1.4000 0.04263 215 145 54 16
386 next we lock you in the room and play "a small world after all" on a continuous loop! 1.3991 0.04271 218 148 53 17
387 You’d be surprised how hard it is to find a “good cop” these days. 1.3991 0.04320 218 149 51 18
388 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? It's Query the Clown and his balloon dog, Pierre. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
389 Go ahead punk, make my birthday. 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
390 You better talk, or next we'll bring in the mime. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
391 You're going to regret that I had to send in the clown. 1.3991 0.04540 213 149 43 21
392 You think waterboarding is torture? 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
393 Does he look like he's joking? 1.3981 0.04521 211 147 44 20
394 No, you listen punk; like I’m going to believe that the killer clown’s behind me. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
395 The killer had a very distinct laugh. We'll get it out of you one way or another. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
396 Oh, you're gonna laugh, and you're gonna laugh loud. 1.3981 0.04521 211 147 44 20
397 Don’t make me send in the clown. 1.3981 0.04420 211 145 48 18
398 Wipe that smile off your face! 1.3981 0.04420 211 145 48 18
399 Our sketch artist is out sick today...is this the dog you saw? 1.3981 0.04570 211 148 42 21
400 We can do this the hard way, or the hardy har har way. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
401 Do I look like I’m clowning around? 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
402 You can talk to me or deal with Bobo. And Bobo just ran out of balloons. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
403 Good Cop / Could go either way Cop. 1.3981 0.04570 211 148 42 21
404 Don't bother... he's here. 1.3981 0.04668 211 150 38 23
405 Give it up. My partner found the drugs. 1.3981 0.04764 211 152 34 25
406 It’s Officer Bozo to you! 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
407 If you don't cooperate, your next interrogator will be a mime. 1.3981 0.04471 211 146 46 19
408 If he can’t break you, I have thirty-six more waiting in the cruiser. 1.3971 0.04551 209 146 43 20
409 That's right, he was working undercover at the birthday party you crashed. 1.3971 0.04551 209 146 43 20
410 Sure, you have the right to remain silent, but do you have the ability? 1.3971 0.04237 209 140 55 14
411 Let's make this quick. My partner is juggling a full case load. 1.3971 0.04071 209 137 61 11
412 I won't hurt ya, but my friend over here has a pretty sick sense of humor. 1.3971 0.04182 209 139 57 13
413 Oh? You think I'm the bad cop? 1.3971 0.04449 209 144 47 18
414 Talk or the poodle dies 1.3971 0.04500 209 145 45 19
415 Remember when I told you it wasn't going to be fun and games in here? Well, I lied. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
416 Now answer the question or the clown stays. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
417 I’m through clowning around. That’s more my partner’s thing, anyhow. 1.3942 0.04247 208 140 54 14
418 ..so you see clowning around with a condom is no laughing matter son. 1.3942 0.04664 208 148 38 22
419 That's what he did to the last guy. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
420 Welcome to the witness protection program. 1.3942 0.04564 208 146 42 20
421 ‘What did you call my partner?’ 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
422 I’ll ask you one more time before I go and get the rest of them out of the car. 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
423 ...If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. 1.3938 0.03980 259 179 58 22
424 We can make this easy. Or we can make this hardy har har. 1.3932 0.04437 206 142 47 17
425 It's "Detective" Chuckles to you, young man. 1.3932 0.04274 206 139 53 14
426 The bad cop is on vacation. 1.3932 0.04384 206 141 49 16
427 Understand one thing, punk. I'm the good cop in this little scenario. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
428 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? 1.3922 0.04729 204 146 36 22
429 You see something funny, Robert? 1.3913 0.04089 207 137 59 11
430 We can do this the easy way, or the funny way. 1.3911 0.04214 202 135 55 12
431 I'll ask you one last time, is that a horsey or a doggie? 1.3911 0.04442 202 139 47 16
432 Did this Bozo you described maybe look something like this? 1.3911 0.04214 202 135 55 12
433 Ohhh...and I suppose you think this is funny too, right? 1.3911 0.04329 202 137 51 14
434 If we're to have a prayer of finding your attacker, our balloon artist is going to need a much better description. 1.3911 0.04605 202 142 41 19
435 Start cooperating or I’ll turn you over to this Bozo! 1.3900 0.04472 200 138 46 16
436 You should know we have ways of making you laugh... 1.3900 0.04300 200 135 52 13
437 You'd better start giving me answers, or the next thing my partner twists into a cute little animal won't be your balloon. 1.3900 0.04358 200 136 50 14
438 He does birthday parties and indictments. 1.3900 0.04181 200 133 56 11
439 Start talking or my partner will use enhanced humor methods. 1.3900 0.04300 200 135 52 13
440 You give me a name, I give you a Happy Meal. 1.3900 0.04472 200 138 46 16
441 Ever since they banned waterboarding we've had to be more creative. 1.3900 0.04358 200 136 50 14
442 You either start talking, or I'm going to turn you over to this clown. 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
443 Coulrophobia. C-O-U-L-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Look it up, punk. 1.3889 0.04387 198 135 49 14
444 Trust me, balloons aren't the only thing he can twist. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
445 Alright, this is my partners last balloon. Is this the dog you saw leaving the scene or not? 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
446 What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
447 Fine, deny you stole the car, but we got 40 witnesses in the back seat. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
448 I can do this all day, but Officer Yorick is a fellow of finite jest. 1.3889 0.04778 198 142 35 21
449 We're saving him for the President Trump interrogation. 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
450 Do you think this is all fun and games!? 1.3889 0.04208 198 132 55 11
451 Maybe a few minutes in the bounce house will refresh your memory. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
452 Good Cop, Batshit Crazy Cop! 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
453 We found your fingerprints all over it. 1.3889 0.04208 198 132 55 11
454 A lot of us have side jobs. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
455 President Trump has volunteered to give you some legal advice ... 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
456 My partner also has the right to remain silent. 1.3878 0.04475 196 135 46 15
457 What makes you think this is a joke? 1.3878 0.04416 196 134 48 14
458 Tell that to the jury. Sargent O'Donnell says he had 37 witnesses in his patrol car that would identify you as the perp! 1.3878 0.04703 196 139 38 19
459 Because the composite sketch guy is on vacation. Now, is this the dog you saw the night of the murder? 1.3878 0.04647 196 138 40 18
460 Actually, he's the bad cop, but a surprisingly good clown. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
461 You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
462 No, I am the good cop. 1.3875 0.02996 449 312 100 37
463 "Good cop, bad clown" is a lesser known, but highly effective interrogation technique. 1.3872 0.02922 439 299 110 30
464 You hear that Carl? He thinks this is some kind of joke. 1.3858 0.04217 197 132 54 11
465 If you think you can make clowns of us, I warn you it's been done! 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
466 Ok, tough guy.. you can make this easy and talk to the "good cop", or take your chances with Pennywise here... 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
467 He's from our Not Very Serious Crime Unit 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
468 If you give us a name, we will call off the dog. 1.3846 0.04306 195 132 51 12
469 Won't talk, huh? Ditch the dog, Happy, and get the seltzer. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
470 We’re nowhere near done with you, we’ve still got magic tricks and the unicycle. 1.3846 0.04716 195 139 37 19
471 What happened to that balloon wasn’t an accident 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
472 My partner here is going to see if he can twist your arm. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
473 Our sketch artist is away, does your missing dog look like this? 1.3846 0.04306 195 132 51 12
474 Oh no. He’s just on temporary loan from the White House. 1.3846 0.04716 195 139 37 19
475 It's Suspect Appreciation Day. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
476 You think I'm clowning around? 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
477 You RANSOMED the birthday piñata??? 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
478 We have ways of making you talk. But this isn't one of them. 1.3834 0.04397 193 132 48 13
479 No, it’s not all fun and games here. 1.3834 0.04457 193 133 46 14
480 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.3834 0.04457 193 133 46 14
481 Believe me, you don't want to see 'bad clown', 1.3834 0.04518 193 134 44 15
482 So, are you gonna talk? Or does my partner here have to make you a hat? 1.3834 0.04397 193 132 48 13
483 You'll be working for Earl-- he's our last clown. The previous one became president. 1.3834 0.04577 193 135 42 16
484 As you can see this is no laughing matter. 1.3834 0.04272 193 130 52 11
485 Start talking or you'll see what happens to the balloon. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
486 we've found good cop, sad cop works better. 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
487 You think this is rough? Trust me, you do NOT want him to put on the shoes. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
488 We're done clowning around, tell us or your little wiener dog says "bye-bye". 1.3834 0.04636 193 136 40 17
489 Just think about this: I'm the good cop. 1.3834 0.04693 193 137 38 18
490 You think you're funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3834 0.04078 193 127 58 8
491 Oh, tough guy huh? Alright, bring in the Mime!! 1.3822 0.04727 191 136 37 18
492 After this, he goes for the seltzer .. and then .. pies! Oh yes, there will be pies! 1.3822 0.04235 191 128 53 10
493 Don't make me resort to face painting. 1.3822 0.04300 191 129 51 11
494 It's San Francisco. Here we have a bad cop and a fun cop. 1.3814 0.04378 194 133 48 13
495 Did you see what he did with that balloon? You're next! 1.3810 0.04762 189 135 36 18
496 O.K Sonny, what’ll it be? The Big House or the Fun House? 1.3810 0.04457 189 130 46 13
497 Ok wise guy. We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.3810 0.04328 189 128 50 11
498 ‘There’s 11 more of them in a squad car outside, so I suggest you start talking.’ 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
499 You really don’t want me to leave you alone with this clown! 1.3810 0.04702 189 134 38 17
500 If we can't make you talk we'll at least make you smile. 1.3805 0.02764 431 287 124 20
501 No, it's good cop, creepy cop. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
502 Do I look like a clown to you? 1.3802 0.04408 192 132 47 13
503 The sketch artist has the day off. Work with me here. 1.3802 0.04345 192 131 49 12
504 I'm going to ask you one more time. Did you, or did you not, try to pass that dachshund off as a labradoodle? 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
505 You will now undergo a polylaugh test. 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
506 This seem like a joke to you? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
507 Kid, does it look like my partner is here to entertain you? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
508 You're lucky, Detective B'Ozo wants to charge you as a juvenile." 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
509 OH, BY THE WAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
510 Somethin' funny? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
511 Yes, it's cruel, but it isn't unusual. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
512 That's right. HE'S the bad cop. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
513 We ran out of Good Cops. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
514 What clown? 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
515 After what he just did to that innocent, little balloon, you still think he's the 'good cop?' 1.3797 0.04423 187 128 47 12
516 Give us some answers kid, don’t make us use the pin. 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
517 Enough clowning around with you, buddy! I have a pie and I'm not afraid to use it! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
518 Surprise, HE'S the bad cop! 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
519 What do you mean the trial was a circus? 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
520 Do you think I’m here to amuse you? 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
521 Bad news - I'M the good cop. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
522 Tell us what we want to know or we pop the dog. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
523 You better worry, because I'm the "Good Cop" 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
524 Good cop, bad cop was feeling a little stale. 1.3789 0.04374 190 130 48 12
525 I hope you didn't just call my partner what I think you just called my partner. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
526 There are 28 more just like him waiting in the squad car downstairs. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
527 Is this your dog? 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
528 You're lucky we're charging you as a juvenile. 1.3784 0.04387 185 126 48 11
529 Unless you want to relive your 6-year-old birthday party you’d better cooperate. 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
530 You might as well talk. Your accomplice has already squeaked. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
531 Im bad cop. He is worse cop. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
532 Keep this up and you will also be facing a media circus. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
533 OK son, can you explain Facebook to the Congressman again. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
534 Now your final test as nominee for Secretary of State 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
535 What do you mean funny, funny how? 1.3784 0.04387 185 126 48 11
536 According to your driver’s license, today is your birthday. 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
537 And I say YOU'RE the one who's acting like a Bozo, young man. 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
538 Talk now, or we bring in the mime! 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
539 I get the feeling you're not taking us seriously. 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
540 Start talking now or the juggling bear comes out next. 1.3770 0.04208 183 122 53 8
541 You think I’m scary, wait until you meet my partner. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
542 Is this an accurate depiction of the dog in question? 1.3770 0.04485 183 126 45 12
543 He can use seltzer in ways that never leave a mark. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
544 It’s not that weird. Everyone has emotional support animals these days. 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
545 Do we really look that stupid? 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
546 No, he can't make you a sword. 1.3770 0.04992 183 134 29 20
547 You think this funny? I’ll show you funny. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
548 Better start talking or I'm bringing in the mime... 1.3770 0.04870 183 132 33 18
549 Tell us the truth, or you'll be getting a very unhappy meal. 1.3757 0.04378 181 123 48 10
550 What makes you think he's the good cop? 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
551 You think this is all a big joke, don't you? 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
552 Don’t make me pop it. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
553 Confess, or I'll turn you over to "Tickles". 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
554 Give us a name, and we’ll throw in some cotton candy. 1.3757 0.04308 181 122 50 9
555 Talk to us, or your friend here gets popped. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
556 My partner tends to overplay the good cop role 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
557 Enough clowning around. Let's see how you hold up against the K9 unit. 1.3744 0.02971 422 293 100 29
558 Balloons aren't the only thing he can twist into silly shapes! 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
559 Is this all a big joke to you? 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
560 Our corrections officer knows every trick in the book. 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
561 Save it, carny. We had a man on the inside the whole time! 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
562 You can laugh at my partner but he just broke the stolen piñata case wide open! 1.3743 0.04337 179 121 49 9
563 If we don't get some answers quick, I'm sending in the mime. 1.3743 0.04817 179 128 35 16
564 The good cop is off today. This is the best we could come up with. 1.3741 0.03551 278 190 72 16
565 Okay, tough guy... You really want me to bring out the mime? 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
566 Good luck remaining silent. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
567 Confess or we send in the mime. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
568 Now you're probably wondering, "Who's this Bozo?" 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
569 Yes he's the good cop. Its just that he's not a very good good cop 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
570 We have other ways of making you talk. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
571 He also plays the accordion, if you won't talk. 1.3708 0.04347 178 121 48 9
572 Listen kid, don't make me send in the bad clown. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
573 Don't make me get the mime. 1.3708 0.04961 178 130 30 18
574 ONLY because it's your birthday. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
575 Don’t make me bring in the face painter. 1.3693 0.04801 176 126 35 15
576 Trust me. You don't want the good cop. 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
577 What the hell are you laughing at? 1.3693 0.04664 176 124 39 13
578 ...and if you don’t cooperate there’s a lot more like him back in the squad car. 1.3693 0.04733 176 125 37 14
579 You think this is funny? 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
580 What do you take us for? 1.3678 0.04407 174 119 46 9
581 Actually ,it's bad cop, worse cop. 1.3678 0.04482 174 120 44 10
582 You have the right to remain silent. As long as you can keep a straight face. 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
583 You know the sound of a balloon getting twisted--Mario can do that all night. 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
584 Talk or we'll send in the mime next 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
585 Yeah? What else do you see? Am I a clown, too? 1.3672 0.04572 177 124 41 12
586 There is no good clown. 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
587 You think we brought you in just for fun? 1.3663 0.04202 172 115 51 6
588 Dammit, I said look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
589 The easy way or do we need the slapstick? 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
590 You may not believe it, but my partner’s not as stable as I am. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
591 So you deny trying to steal Bozo's service animal? 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
592 We have ways of making you chuckle. 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
593 Do we look like we're clowning around? 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
594 Did you just call him a bozo? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
595 I'll ask you one more time-- do you recognize that dog? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
596 For an extra $45 you can have a tape of this interrogation to share with your kids. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
597 Oh, I'm sorry, is Circus Jail just one big joke to you? 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
598 We couldn't get a sketch artist but I assure you my partner is a professional. 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
599 We know how to deal with clowns like you. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
600 I bet you're thinking were just a bunch of clowns. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
601 This was found at the crime scene; our expert recognized your work. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
602 So latex sensitive are we? Don't make me send in the clown. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
603 No, it's not torture according to the latest court ruling. 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
604 My partner here has a way of making kids squeal. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
605 That's right, Johnson here was undercover the whole time. Why?! Because art plagiarism is a serious crime Mr. Koons! 1.3636 0.03129 374 263 86 25
606 . . .and he can get 26 officers in one car. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
607 Unfortunately for you, I'm the good cop. 1.3631 0.05025 168 123 29 16
608 Anything you say will be used in his act. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
609 You’re lucky it’s your birthday. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
610 Sorry, our sketch artist is on vacation. 1.3631 0.05025 168 123 29 16
611 Young man, Agent Adams is going to teach you how to be the President of the United States. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
612 Don’t make him get out the seltzer. 1.3631 0.04954 168 122 31 15
613 Tell us where Waldo is and no one gets hurt. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
614 We can do this the easy way . . . or whatever it is that he does. 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
615 Ok, Come clean or you get 4 hours of this guy and then a mime. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
616 Let me tell you this up front, buddy — he’s the bad cop. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
617 I’ve got a carload of these guys, all dying to take a crack at you. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
618 Now you would hate to see something happen to little doggy, wouldn't you? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
619 You wanna play games, pal? 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
620 If you insist on a trial, the President's lawyer will be your court-appointed counsel. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
621 We can do this the fun way, or the funnier way 1.3626 0.04960 171 125 30 16
622 It's up to you: This can be really hard or really funny. 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
623 Our sketch artist will work with you to come up with a balloon representation of the perp. 1.3614 0.05209 166 124 24 18
624 Oh, him? He's here for emotional support. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
625 He makes you laugh, I make you cry. 1.3614 0.04453 166 114 44 8
626 I assure you we take this very seriously. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
627 He's a good cop and a great partner, but I hate it when we take his car to a crime scene. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
628 What can I tell you, the sketch artist is on vacation. Does this look like your missing dog or what? 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
629 Where were you the night of the circus? 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
630 And don't try anything funny, Kid. There's a lot more cops in that tiny car parked outside. 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
631 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the silly way. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
632 Do you think we're a couple of clowns, kid? Well, do you? 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
633 I'm finished clowning around with you, but apparently my partner isn't. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
634 And for your own good, keep in mind that I'm the good cop. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
635 I don't think you grasp the seriousness of this situation 1.3614 0.04286 166 112 48 6
636 If you do not have a balloon dog, one will be appointed to you by the clown. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
637 That’s our final offer. Give us a name you get the dog. For a swan you have to wear a wire. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
638 Tell me more about this gang. You say they’re called the Ringling Brothers? 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
639 That's nothing compared to the shape you'll be in after Sergeant Bozo is through with you. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
640 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hardy-har-hard way. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
641 Start talkin' or your balloon friend gets it 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
642 We're not clowning around here...yet. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
643 We’re not here to entertain you. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
644 You wouldn't like to meet my partner. He's got a funny way of doing things. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
645 What are you looking at? Do you think this is funny? 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
646 It's casual Friday. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
647 Quit stalling pal, or the dog gets it. 1.3598 0.04401 164 112 45 7
648 You don't know anything, huh? Well, we have ways of making you squeak. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
649 We don’t have a 'good cop'. 1.3598 0.04401 164 112 45 7
650 He just got a confession out of that dog. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
651 Trust me. You don’t want to see him pop the ballon. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
652 Ok Jimmy, show's over. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
653 Confess Bozo, or he pops the puppy! 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
654 Recognize him now? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
655 You misunderstand ... I'M the good cop. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
656 We're not just fooling around here, mister. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
657 Show me on the balloon animal where the clown touched you. 1.3598 0.05109 164 121 27 16
658 Ya' askin' me what's next, what's next?: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
659 No, I'm the bad cop and he is the funny cop. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
660 What part of "he also works birthday parties" don't you understand? 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
661 You think this is some kind of joke!? Do we look like we’re kidding around? 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
662 If this doesn't make you talk, we're prepared to bring in the mime. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
663 No, I'm the good cop. He's the very bad cop. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
664 Listen you little punk, second degree manslaughter and a balloon animal is the best deal your going to get today 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
665 Believe me, he will twist your arm. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
666 First you confess, then you get the balloon dog. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
667 Not laughing now, are you punk? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
668 Joking? You think we're joking? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
669 It’s either me, or your worst nightmare. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
670 Look here, young man, this is no laughing matter. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
671 Show us on the clown where the balloon dog touched you 1.3580 0.05226 162 121 24 17
672 Ok we have given you what you asked for, now tell us what we want to know. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
673 Talk now, or we bring in the mime! 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
674 I'm going to step out for a minute, now, and you should know that my partner here is fresh out of party balloons. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
675 Turns out, I'm the good cop. 1.3580 0.04345 162 110 46 6
676 WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS MISTER! But, yes, Detective Fratellini does have a second job. 1.3580 0.04518 162 112 42 8
677 Don't let him fool you, I'm the good cop. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
678 What do you mean you didn't know he was cop? 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
679 Listen bud, we're not clowning around. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
680 Yes - he is the Presidents pick for director of the FBI 1.3580 0.05371 162 123 20 19
681 This is not a circus. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
682 No, a llama. Officer Coco's unspoken questions are only going to get tougher, son. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
683 We can promise you immunity if you're willing to wear a hand buzzer. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
684 Look, kid, we have ways of making you laugh. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
685 Something funny, punk? 1.3562 0.04375 160 109 45 6
686 No, actually -- he's the bad cop. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
687 You only get to keep the balloon animal AFTER you've answered our questions. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
688 Does this look like fun and games to you?! 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
689 Unless you want to know how many more clowns are behind that door, I suggest you start talking. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
690 As you can see, we are ready to entertain any statement you are ready to make. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
691 He takes good cop to another level. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
692 It's up to you son. You want to do this the easy way, or the ironic way? 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
693 What's so funny? 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
694 There's twenty-two more in a little car back there if you don't like his questions. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
695 We're trying something new, pal! It's called good cop/sad cop. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
696 No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? 1.3549 0.03117 386 277 81 28
697 No, I'm the good cop. He's Jeff Koons. 1.3544 0.05318 158 119 22 17
698 You have the right to remain silent - but you won't be able to once you see his act. 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
699 The Canine Unit has taken the biggest hit from the recent budget cuts. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
700 Start talking, or I am turning you over to the Clown. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
701 I did not kill Cathy & I don't believe that's her clown. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
702 Talk, or I'll let him do card tricks. 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
703 First of all, it's 'Officer' Bobo. And secondly, no he will not make you a phone to call your lawyer. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
704 That’s Detective Sergeant Bozo to you, punk! 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
705 Don't make me bring in the elephant. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
706 Start talking or we’ll send in the rest of the clowns. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
707 No, he’s the good cop. The bad cop is the mime. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
708 Talk or the balloon gets it. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
709 Can you describe him to our stretch artist? 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
710 No, he’s the Bad Cop. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
711 Wait until you see what he can twist you into. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
712 Make no mistake, I'm the only guy between you and the seltzer. 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
713 If you won't talk, we might have to do some arm twisting. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
714 You are sentenced to 30 days of community circus. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
715 If I need reinforcements, there’s forty more like him in a squad car out front. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
716 For a full confession, he can make that a reindeer. 1.3537 0.04215 164 111 48 5
717 Listen, we can either do this the hard way or the funny way. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
718 Sorry, he doesn’t do lawyers...just doggies and snakes. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
719 What? You think being a detective covers the bills? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
720 Talk! Or we bring in the mime. You decide. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
721 And if you tell us what we want to know, we'll let you use the bouncy house. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
722 You probably think we're just a bunch of Bozos. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
723 Don't make him put on the shoes. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
724 Well, if you didn't make the balloon animal, then who did? 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
725 Trust me he's not the good cop... 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
726 You don't seem to understand the seriousness of your crime. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
727 You think we're clowning around, don't you? 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
728 Don't make me subject you to excessive farce. 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
729 Start talking or the puppy gets popped. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
730 You think this is all fun and games, Punk? 1.3526 0.04437 156 107 43 6
731 Don't make me bring in the juggler. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
732 Does your missing dog look like this? 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
733 This is Officer Bubbles of the K-9 unit. Don't make him use his slapstick. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
734 What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? 1.3526 0.05209 156 116 25 15
735 If you don’t talk, my partner’s gonna get sad. You wouldn’t like him when he’s sad. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
736 For you it's bad cop, worse cop. 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
737 Show us exactly where he asked you to sniff. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
738 How can we believe you when you can’t even keep a straight face? 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
739 Do you wanna talk to me ...or do you wanna take your chances with a man that would do that to a cute little balloon. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
740 Sure, you have the right to remain silent -- but I'd laugh if I were you, smartguy. 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
741 what other detective? 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
742 I'm bad cop, he prefers not to be labeled. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
743 Where on the balloon did you touch the dog? 1.3526 0.05517 156 120 17 19
744 Don't make me put you in the bouncy house! 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
745 ... or the doggie gets it. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
746 What makes you so sure I’m the bad cop? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
747 As you can see, we do good cop, bad cop a little differently around here. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
748 Does THAT jog your memory? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
749 I'll let you decide if he's good or bad 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
750 The media is waiting for your statement. It's a circus out there! 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
751 Our sketch artist called in sick. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
752 If you won't talk to me, my partner has a few tricks he would like to try. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
753 As a matter of fact, we ARE playing "Good Cop, Bad Cop." Guess who's who. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
754 Give up 3 more witnesses, and he'll make you a flower. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
755 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way, your choice. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
756 We don't do Good Cop, Bad Cop anymore. We do Bad Cop, Cop Who Will Haunt Your Nightmares. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
757 What are you, 5? I said, look at me when I’m talking to you. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
758 You've got ten seconds to talk, or I leave the room, and let Binky go full Ringling on you. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
759 We can do this the hard way or we can do this the fun way. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
760 A lawyer, eh? We'll need more balloons, but I think we can make that for you. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
761 Officer Chuckles found your balloon animal at the crime scene. Not so funny now, is it? 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
762 They say to dress for the job you want, not the job you have 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
763 Well, are we having fun, yet? 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
764 We're done clowning around. Now talk! 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
765 Yes, 'shrooms' are known to cause strange hallucinations. Why do you ask? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
766 Don't make us play good cop, fell-short-of-his-own-expectations cop. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
767 Clancy is modeling the only witness protection identity we have left —take it or leave it ! 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
768 I'm telling you, we're not clowning around here. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
769 Talk or the clown kills your Mr. Binky. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
770 Do we look like we're joking, kid? 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
771 Don’t bother, they’re here. 1.3506 0.05492 154 118 18 18
772 Does it look like we're clowning around? 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
773 Tell the truth or we'll pop this dog 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
774 Oh yeah-and there's a joker to my right! 1.3501 0.03072 397 287 81 29
775 I'd advise you to come clean to the clown. You don't want to have to talk to the mime . . . 1.3488 0.04192 215 156 43 16
776 I told you, you get the poodle when you stop giving me the runaround. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
777 The bad news is, I'm the good cop. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
778 What makes you think I'm the bad cop? 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
779 Just how limber are you? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
780 Think he's a laugh, huh? Just wait until tou meet your court-appointed lawyer. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
781 Oh, you find this amusing, do you? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
782 Sorry. Our regular sketch artist is on maternity leave. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
783 First you answer the questions, then he makes you a bicycle. Got it? 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
784 Ya better start talkin', cause my friend here, will twist you like that cute little dog! 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
785 You have the right to say Stop during a tickle. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
786 We're not clowning around here! Well ... at least I'm not. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
787 If you think we're clowning around, punk, you're very much ... Peters! This is NOT the time! 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
788 Chuckles has ways for making you talk. 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
789 Send in the clowns. Don't worry, they're here. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
790 If you give us any trouble, I’ve got twenty partners in the squad car outside. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
791 Maybe a pie in the face would change your story! 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
792 You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
793 Confess or we bring in the mime! 1.3487 0.05302 152 114 23 15
794 Tell what you know or the balloon dog gets it 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
795 No, I'm the good cop. Why do you ask? 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
796 And if you don't want to hear that squeaky noise again, Start Talkin' 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
797 We can do this the funny way or the creepy way. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
798 OK, tell him where you buried the other balloon dogs. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
799 You either talk to us, or we bring in the mime. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
800 If you're going to clown around, we're going to clown around. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
801 Let me tell you son, the Geneva Convention don't say nothing about cruel and unusual squeaking 1.3476 0.02827 443 317 98 28
802 Mr. Zuckerberg, we have advanced techniques for getting you to talk. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
803 You think I’m the bad cop? Wait till you see what my friend Mr. Tickles does with his little balloon. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
804 We need to know. How did you figure out he was an undercover cop?" 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
805 Talk or we untie the dog. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
806 Look, we can do this the easy way or the odd way. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
807 Does it look like we’re clowning around, buddy? 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
808 I'll ask one last time — where did you hide the LSD? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
809 I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of this situation! 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
810 Does Officer Giggles look like he's joking around right now? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
811 You'd better start taking this seriously. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
812 TRUST ME! HE IS THE BAD COP!! 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
813 This is our 3-D specialist. Does this look like your dog? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
814 The precinct is experimenting with Good Cop, Creepy Cop. After the interrogation, we’d appreciate your feedback. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
815 Do you realize how serious this is? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
816 This meets the commission's requirement of diversity in the work force. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
817 You wouldn’t want anything to happen to your dog, would you? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
818 Listen, clown! Yes, I'm talking to you! 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
819 Why do you immediately assume I'm the bad cop? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
820 Did he or did he not get the ears right? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
821 Listen, I thought the sketch balloonist was a bad idea, too, but budgets are tight. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
822 Does this accurately represent the dog you saw? 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
823 Are you ready to talk?? Or do we bring-in the mime??? 1.3446 0.05399 148 112 21 15
824 Now, son, let me remind you, this is no laughing matter. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
825 Do you want him to put on the suit? And the shoes? Is that what you really want?! 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
826 Yes, this is protocol for all new Oval Office interns. Now, pay attention. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
827 just to be clear, I am the 'good cop' 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
828 Good cop, bad cop? Oh, we're way past that, buddy boy! 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
829 Do you think you are dealing with a bunch of clowns? 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
830 If you don't talk soon, Detective Bozo will do to you what he did to that balloon. He's dangerous. 1.3436 0.02819 422 300 99 23
831 You're in trouble, but not too serious. 1.3430 0.03807 242 174 53 15
832 Now pay attention as my partner mimes your Miranda rights. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
833 Now talk, or we bring in the mime! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
834 I bet you thought I was the “bad cop.” 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
835 You don't want him to start juggling...do you? 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
836 NO the dog that bit me had a much longer tail 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
837 You better start talkin, we got a whole tiny car full o' these guys 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
838 Tell us what you know, or we'll stuff you into a car with 23 other suspects. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
839 This is just a sample. If you dont talk were bringing in the accordion. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
840 For every lie we’re going to start letting air out. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
841 Good cop. Bad prop. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
842 Well, since we can't get you to talk, let's see if we can't make you laugh... 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
843 Start from the top. The big top. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
844 Talk or face seltzer water boarding. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
845 Under the new administration, you also have the right to assistance of clownsel. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
846 So, you think this funny? 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
847 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable talking to Officer McDonald. 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
848 Talk or we pop the dog! 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
849 He's a loose cannon, which is also how he commutes to work. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
850 If you don't talk, I am going to send in the clowns. 1.3419 0.02743 430 304 105 21
851 Won't talk? We will see about that. Officer Bozo here knows a thing or two about arm twisting. 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
852 Either you start spilling to me, or I’m gonna let Sgt. McDonald do it his way. 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
853 You have the right to remain unamused. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
854 It's good cop, funny cop now. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
855 If you think 2 hours of talking to him was cruel, next we bring in a mime!! 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
856 Start talking or Bobo makes the balloon dog squeak. You ever heard a balloon dog squeak, Jimmy? 1.3403 0.04534 144 100 39 5
857 Don't make him pull the quarter from behind your ear. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
858 You're next, pal. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
859 Give it up. It's your word against Detective Twinkles and the 17 other officers in the car tailing you. 1.3403 0.05322 144 108 23 13
860 Humor him. He's up for a White House job. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
861 Let's go back to the scene of the mime, shall we? 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
862 If you don't cooperate we can entertain you indefinitely. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
863 Just like in the White House, you should be afraid of the clown. 1.3403 0.05413 144 109 21 14
864 We can do this the easy way or the harlequin way. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
865 That's right punk, first one who talks gets the balloon doggie. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
866 Meet Detective Columbozo. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
867 I can assure you that this was indeed a laughing matter. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
868 And there are 20 five-year-olds waiting right outside. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
869 Believe me, you don’t want to have to deal with my partner. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
870 Do I look like a clown to you? 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
871 He made the dog! So do we have a deal? 1.3380 0.04676 142 100 36 6
872 Did you hear that Sgt. MacDougal? This wiseguy thinks you’re a clown. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
873 Oh a serious guy huh? Well we have ways of making you laugh. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
874 Let me totally clear. I'M the good cop! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
875 Listen buddy, we're not clowning around here. (long pause) He's standing right behind me, isn't he? 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
876 You'd be amazed what he can do with a small intestine. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
877 Next, we'll bring in a Mime. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
878 Talk, or I bring in the unicyclist. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
879 The balloon squealed. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
880 You'll be tried as a juvenile. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
881 What do you think this is? Some kind of a joke? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
882 I'm bad cop, he's just a sad, sad man. 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
883 Alright, punk, start talking. I need adult conversation. 1.3371 0.02699 439 312 106 21
884 Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the painfully corny way. 1.3371 0.03620 264 191 57 16
885 NOW, do you recognize Detective Taylor?? 1.3370 0.03081 368 267 78 23
886 HEY! Only the Mayor gets to call us clowns, ya hear! 1.3357 0.02641 417 291 112 14
887 No, he’s the bad cop. I’m the good cop. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
888 And what makes you think we are clowning around? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
889 Do you think this police department is a joke? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
890 All we know is that you're allergic to latex. So, better start talking. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
891 Is this all just a joke to you? 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
892 How many times I gotta tell ya? No cake and ice cream till you sign the confession. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
893 The mime is coming in next, he'll make you talk 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
894 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
895 So you're absolutely sure that this is your dog ? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
896 No, nitwit, he's the bad cop. 1.3357 0.04489 140 97 39 4
897 If I don’t get the answers I’m looking for, Detective Popo is going to give the balloon a few more twists. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
898 Did you or did you not say..'send in the clowns'? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
899 Maybe this will refresh your memory. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
900 Any other final requests? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
901 No more wise cracks, kid. Our regular sketch artist is out sick today, okay? Now, does this or does this not look like the the little doggie that bit ya? 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
902 Despite what you’re thinking, this is no laughing matter. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
903 Our sketch artist isn't in today, does this look like the man that stole your wallet? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
904 Tell us what we need to know or the dog gets popped. 1.3357 0.05517 140 107 19 14
905 I'm asking for the last time: is that your dog? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
906 OK buddy ,it’s speak or squeak. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
907 Who's that clown? He's your worst nightmare. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
908 Oh, so you think this is funny?! 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
909 No, he won't make you a phone so you can call your lawyer. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
910 Our sketch artist is on leave, but you can describe the suspect to Officer Toodles. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
911 We treat every complaint seriously.. 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
912 The fun and games are over, pal. 1.3357 0.04373 140 96 41 3
913 Does this look like a circus to you? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
914 Judy Collin's lawyer is here to see you 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
915 Please show Officer Bobo what happened to your dog 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
916 Let´s think back, Patterson, to your fifth birthday. . . 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
917 ...and you're telling me this officer assaulted you with a slapstick? 1.3347 0.03805 245 179 50 16
918 Won't talk, eh? Well how about a couple of hours with this guy... 1.3342 0.02821 395 281 96 18
919 You think he is the good cop? The name Stephen King mean anything to you? 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
920 We're booking you on attempted rubbery. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
921 I don't care what Sean Hannity told you, the clown ain't your lawyer. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
922 Talk now or spend the next 48 hours making balloon animals with this guy. 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
923 Yeah, he's bad. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
924 In case you're wondering - I'm the good cop. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
925 He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
926 He’s only here in case you try something funny. 1.3333 0.04576 141 99 37 5
927 What makes you think he was just kidding? 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
928 Don't confess yet, all my other partners are still getting out of the car. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
929 You should be afraid. There are 50 more just like him behind the mirror. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
930 Yes, you can have water, but don't be surprised if it's in a dribble cup. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
931 That's his doggie. You don't want to see his crocodile. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
932 Because of your age, I must now turn the interview over to Officer Clowny, our specialist in juvenile interrogation. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
933 You want to do this the hard way or the most fun way? 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
934 Think that's funny, wise guy? Wait 'til he gets the pie. 1.3309 0.04556 136 95 37 4
935 Where were you on the night of April 1st? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
936 Yeah, I'm the 'bad' cop. But believe me, you don't want to meet the 'good' cop. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
937 Can we get you a happy meal? 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
938 No, buddy, I'm the Good Cop. He's...well, ever seen 'Halloween'? 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
939 Yeah, and I'm the good cop. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
940 I'm the funny one, it's him you have to worry about. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
941 He’s not smiling on the inside. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
942 Without an animal-specific sketch artist available, this is as close as we can come to your canine assailant based on the description you've given us. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
943 Let's get one thing straight, punk! We're not here for your amusement! 1.3309 0.04556 136 95 37 4
944 Oh you think this is funny, huh? Well, we'll see who's laughing when Officer Chuckles is finished with his routine. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
945 Exactly how much LSD did you take?! 1.3297 0.04204 182 131 42 9
946 Actually, we're both good clowns. And bad cops. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
947 It's your choice, either you talk to me or you talk to your worst nightmare. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
948 “Talk, or we'll bring in the mimes and accordionists. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
949 This is Officer Bannon, Circus Crimes Division. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
950 You're not the first clown we've had in here. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
951 No, Bozo I’m talking to you. 1.3284 0.05583 134 103 18 13
952 Give a complete description of the perpetrator to our balloon artist. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
953 And that's just a taste of what prison's like 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
954 Joke's on you...I'm the good cop! 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
955 Don't even think of trying to twist this around. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
956 You just had to get arrested during the captain’s birthday party, huh? 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
957 Don’t let the face fool you, he’s the bad cop! 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
958 We can do this the easy way or the squeaky way. 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
959 Things aren't so funny now, are they kid ... 1.3284 0.04590 134 94 36 4
960 Believe me, balloon animals aren't the only the only thing he can twist. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
961 Oh, I can ask Lieutenant Chuckles to stop, but if you don't start answering my questions, I'm bringing the mime back in. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
962 I'm done with you. But my partner might not be so nice 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
963 So, tough guy, you think you are funny? I'll show you who's funny. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
964 What are you looking at him for? 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
965 You don't want him to use the seltzer. 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
966 Your choice: confess or 2 hours alone with the clown. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
967 There's nothing funny about this, young man. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
968 You have the right to one balloon. If you cannot afford one, a poodle will be provided for you. 1.3256 0.04096 215 160 40 15
969 So, you think that's funny, do you? I'll show you funny! 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
970 Stick to the subject! This is an interrogation room, not a circus! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
971 Don't wanna talk eh? Fine, Kill the puppy Bobo! 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
972 He is the bad cop, and he can twist more than just balloons. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
973 Even sketch artists get holidays, OK? So, does it or does it not look like Mrs Schwarz's dog? 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
974 And we have ten more just like him waiting out in the car. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
975 Could you hurry up and confess? Wehave a birthday party to get to. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
976 ...And he just picked up 30 more of your accomplices in his cruiser 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
977 Is this the balloon animal that attacked your wife?? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
978 "If you don't cooperate, we'll have to throw the pie at you". 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
979 The bad news for you is that I’m the good cop. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
980 We've got fifteen more just like him in the squad car outside. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
981 Word of advice, kid- take the balloon dog or he gets out the big shoes. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
982 You’re accused of clowning around and blowing things out of proportion. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
983 So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
984 Look, I’m trying to help you here, but he’s got a seltzer bottle and knows how to use it. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
985 And what, he just magically appeared behind you? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
986 The driver of the car survived, but you killed seventeen passengers. 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
987 Johnson, looks like this guy wants to play games. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
988 Oh, he's just getting started. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
989 We have ways of making you squeal! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
990 Do you recognize this? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
991 Did he look something like that? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
992 You can talk to me, or you can talk to Scruffles... 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
993 Tell me again, exactly how many of you were in the car? 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
994 Trust me: you don't want to see the Bad Clown. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
995 Do we look like a bunch of clowns to you? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
996 If you don't talk, Peanuts takes a pin to the dog! 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
997 If you don't tell us what you know, I'll bring in the mime. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
998 Still think this is a joke? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
999 ....and that's Lieutenant Jeffries from our Juvenile Division. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1000 You think you are the class clown? I know the class clown. You are no class clown 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
1001 Talk ... or there will be face painting. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1002 When good cop/bad cop fails, we bring in the clown. Any other questions smart pants? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1003 Look at me dammit! I'm talking to you. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1004 Funny HOW? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1005 We'll see who has the last laugh 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1006 Now, who's the Bozo? 1.3231 0.04661 130 92 34 4
1007 Oh, I wish you hadn't laughed at him. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1008 Let me introduce you to the really bad cop. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1009 Are you sure he had a bushier tail? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1010 So you wanna play hardball?, go ahead Jonesy make the balloon nightstick! 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1011 Talk or he'll squeak. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1012 We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1013 You think this is funny? 1.3206 0.05554 131 101 18 12
1014 Clown college is hard time, son. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1015 who are you calling a bozo now 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1016 OK, McCollough, we met your demands. Now talk! 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1017 You might as well confess now, kid--in two minutes we bring in the mime. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1018 Bozo and I need your help...how do we get off Facebook? 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1019 He did a better job with Stormy Daniels’ description 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1020 No, I'm actually the good cop. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1021 So you think you can make clowns out of us, huh? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1022 Listen buddy, a lawyer just isn’t necessary. You don’t want two clowns in here, do you? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1023 I don't think you understand which one of us is the bad cop... 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1024 Who do you think you're dealing with, a bunch of clowns. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1025 If you want your face painted you are going to have to start giving us answers. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1026 First some answers. Then your juice box. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1027 My partner knows how to handle jokers like you. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1028 Can you explain how the boss's therapy dog ended up in your cubicle? 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1029 we're asking the questions here! 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1030 He's a good cop, but a very bad clown. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1031 Your choice, bad-cop or tedious-clown 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1032 Well, what if I told you that your buddy in the next room wanted his face painted? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1033 Looks can be deceiving. Ever heard of John Wayne Gacy? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1034 Unlucky for you, he and his canine partner showed up when they did. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1035 We can do this the easy way or the har-har-hard way. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1036 No, he’s the Bad Cop. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1037 If you want to enter the Witness Protection Program, and you want to stay in town, this is your best and only option. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1038 We hear you're into twisted stuff. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1039 Don't make us play good clown bad clown. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1040 I said we can work this out by talking. But Artie here sometimes gets a little crazy. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1041 If I find out you're lying to me, you can forget about the giraffe. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1042 No, that's supposed to be a dog, not a horse. And stop trying to change the subject - I'm the one asking the questions here. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1043 Does it look like we are clowning around here? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1044 So you want Officer Doodles and I to believe this heroin-filled doggie just climbed up your ass? 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1045 No, I'm the bad cop and he's the bad clown. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1046 Alright, mac, if you don't start spilling the beans, i'm gonna hand you over to this Bozo. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1047 And if you don't talk, he keeps making them. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1048 No, I'm the good cop...he's just a clown. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1049 Officer Finn has ways to make you talk...you don’t even want to know about. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1050 Still won't talk? Let's see what he can pull from your ear. 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1051 The sketch artist is unavailable but he can make a balloon animal of the perp. 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
1052 No, I'm the bad cop! 1.3179 0.02541 453 326 110 17
1053 You are accused of defacing an officer of the law and wringing his dog's neck. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
1054 You said a dog ate your homework. Is this the dog?! 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1055 We came here to do two things: solve crimes and make balloon animals. And we're all out of crimes. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1056 He had floppy ears? That'll be harder 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1057 Who do you think we are? A bunch of clowns? JIM, NOT NOW 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1058 Look, we're not... I mean, I am not clowning around with you! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1059 Does this look sort of like the dog that bit you? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1060 This is our Forensic Clown. He will make a balloon replica of the dog that was stolen based on your description. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1061 I assure you this is no laughing matter! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1062 The good cop called in sick today, so you're in for a treat 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1063 Show me on the balloon animal where you stabbed him. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1064 According to the president that guy represents the FBI 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1065 Mr. Cohen, my buddy here can make anyone squeak. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1066 Young man, you do not seem to understand the seriousness of your situation! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1067 Is that your story? You think we’re fools? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1068 Are you calling Sergeant Egelko a clown? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1069 You think this is something to laugh about, pal? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1070 Who's Jeff Koons? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1071 No, I'm the good cop. He's not even a good clown. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1072 Don’t get smart kid. We are not clowning around! 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1073 This can happen the easy way, or the squeaky way. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1074 So, now you're trying to tell me that there's a cop standing behind me, at the door, with a clown wig, a clown nose, and a dog balloon? And, you arrived at the Station in a Clown Car? You're going for an insanity defense already? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1075 Don't make me get the piñata! 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1076 We're not clowning around anymore. After this. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1077 By the time he brings out the bicycle, you’ll talk. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1078 Clowning around is our job, and we take it very seriously. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1079 Do you have any idea how many of these guys are behind that mirror? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1080 We have ways of making you laugh, Mr. Tough Guy. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1081 Look pal, we can do this the easy way, or the grotesquely comical way. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1082 Is this some joke to you? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1083 This is indeed a laughing matter. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1084 You think this is my first circus? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1085 I don't have a sense of humor like my partner. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1086 We're through clowning around with you. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1087 Let's see if Officer Koonz can wipe that smile off your face. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1088 What is this, good cop, bad prop? 1.3175 0.05817 126 99 14 13
1089 I don’t believe your story, but apparently my partner is willing to entertain it. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1090 You wanted a Coke? My bad, thought you said joke.... 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1091 Talk or I turn you over to that clown over there 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1092 Let's get serious. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1093 Listen, kid, this is no joking matter. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1094 You can talk to me now or you can talk to that Bozo later. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1095 If you think i'm tough wait until this clown gets ahold of you. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1096 You can have it only if you're completely honest with me and tell the truth. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1097 It's not polite to refer to police office with a badge as a bozo. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1098 Who you're calling a clown kid? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1099 Wrong! I'm the good cop. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1100 You think this is funny?"" Wait til we break out the helium. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1101 I can do this all night! Jerry, bring in the mimes... 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1102 Did you or did you not call him a clown? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1103 Did you think you would talking to a pair of clowns today, Mr. Zuckerberg? 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1104 Sing or I send in the clown. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1105 Well, no, not exactly a sketch artist, per se... 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1106 Little did you know we had an undercover agent at the party. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
1107 Listen Bozo, we're not clowning around anymore...this is serious. 1.3152 0.02778 422 312 87 23
1108 You'd best talk to me or you get my partner who has serious and dark issues 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1109 Next stop for you is the bouncy house! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1110 Frank, I swear, if I turn around and you're in that getup again...I just don't know what. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
1111 But you don’t have the right to remain unamused. 1.3147 0.03391 251 181 61 9
1112 Due to budget cuts, we can no longer afford the bad cop. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1113 If you ever want to see your doggie again.............. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1114 Talk now or we send in the mime! 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1115 You won't believe where he'll pull a balloon from next. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1116 Now tell us who took the money or it’s a one-way ticket to the bouncy house. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1117 Chuckles here is just getting started. You don't wanna see what else he can twist that piece of rubber into. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1118 Does Officer Butterscotch look like he's joking? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1119 There are six more just like him coming out of a a Mini Cooper 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1120 Ok, looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1121 Don't make me take out my pin. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1122 If you think I’m tough, wait until you have to deal with the clown behind me. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1123 We heard it was your birthday. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1124 You have the right to remain squeaky. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1125 OK son, just tell Captain Crusty where you stashed his scooter and happy pants, or you and your little friend will be finding out that life is no circus 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1126 We can do this the easy way, or the weepy-peepy-creepy way. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1127 You know what's scary? I'm the good cop. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1128 For the thousandth time, didn't you ingest hallucinogens today? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1129 No, I'm good cop. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1130 Things will go easier for you...if you book him two weeks in advance. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1131 You have the right to pantomime. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1132 Actually, I'm the bad cop. He's the Krazy Kop. 1.3145 0.04633 124 88 33 3
1133 Look here, punk, you're dealing with New York's Funniest!" 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1134 Something funny here? We're not laughing. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1135 Or would you rather tell it to a mime? 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1136 The sketch artist was busy. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1137 You think this is funny? Do you have any idea how many guys like you my partner has put behind imaginary bars? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1138 You think this is funny, punk? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1139 We're through clowning around. 1.3145 0.04908 124 90 29 5
1140 Either you start talking, or Detective Blinky here goes to get his squirting flower! 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1141 Oh, yeah? Well, Chuckles here says it was you who killed at The Comedy Café last Saturday night. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
1142 You have the right to remain stoic. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1143 That's right, your in Jeff Session's justice system. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1144 This Career Day you'll get to see where being Class Clown will lead you. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1145 It all started with a typo in the training manual: The "goof cop, bad cop" incident. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1146 My partner here is gonna wipe that smirk right onto your face. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1147 You want the balloon? I want to know who threw that pie. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1148 So, do you want another 20 minutes of Freckles or are you ready to talk? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1149 Perhaps this will refresh your memory 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1150 Tell us what happens or the clown hurts the dog 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1151 You have the right to remain silent and pretend he's the president. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1152 We have ways to make you talk. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1153 Our sketch artist retired. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1154 If you think I'm scary, you really don't want to deal with my partner. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1155 Dog means you're lying. I'd better start seeing some goddam giraffes. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
1156 He looks harmless, but his act is torture. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1157 Talk or Officer Puddles will kill that dog. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1158 Tell us, about how many would you say got out of the car? 1.3145 0.04633 124 88 33 3
1159 That's not the only thing he can twist into a fun shape. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
1160 You might think otherwise pal, but we're not playing games here. 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
1161 Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1162 He minored in theater at the police academy. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1163 You can talk to me or you can talk to Detective Bozo. And believe me, you don't wanna clown around with him. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
1164 Confess or the dog goes pop. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
1165 Don't think for a minute, kid, that you know which of us is the bad cop. 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
1166 Do you take us for clowns? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1167 You do have the right to remain silent - but my partner Barry here could really use some consctructive criticism. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1168 My partner here is not going to be as straight with you. He's kind of funny like that. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1169 Confess, or it's the bouncy castle for you. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1170 Hey, listen! I'm not clowning around here! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1171 Don't make me call in the bad clown! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1172 He's part of our diversity program. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1173 You really expect me to believe my partner planted the evidence? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1174 Listen. I don't know what you slipped in Officer Wilson's drink, but I need answers. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1175 That's Detective Bozo to you kid. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1176 A word to the wise, we have a mime practicing in the next room. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1177 If you don't cooperate, we'll kill the dog. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
1178 Waddaya mean you'd rather work with a sketch artist? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1179 What do you think this is, a birthday party? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1180 If you can't tell... I'm the bad cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1181 So, who’s laughing now! 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1182 Confess now or Bozo pops the pooch. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1183 You're good...real good, but my partner Tim here is great at getting to the bottom of any funny business. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1184 Now talk, or we’ll break out the seltzer. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1185 So you think you're funny, huh? 1.3115 0.04520 122 86 34 2
1186 Budget cuts -- we had to restructure the K-9 unit. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1187 Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1188 Won't talk, eh? Maybe three hours of watching someone in a fright wig making balloon animals will loosen your tongue! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1189 And there are 20 more of them waiting in the Volkswagen outside. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1190 And wrap your head around this: I'm the good cop. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1191 Don't make us pop another one! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1192 Look, we can do this good clown/bad clown thing all day, or you can tell us who stole the elephant. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1193 I don’t think you’re taking me seriously... 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1194 Really...so you have no idea what this is? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1195 I'll put it this way, pal - I'm the good cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1196 You have the right to a balloon dog. If you cannot afford a balloon dog, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
1197 Oh, so is this whole thing a joke to you? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1198 Funny ha or funny haha? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1199 Don't think for a second that I won't pop it. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1200 Detective Bozo, and his partner K-9 are not buying your story either. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1201 Start talking jimmy, or chuckles takes over 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1202 We get answers....or no balloon. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1203 Wipe that grin off your face, buddy, this is no laughing matter. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1204 Okay, so we agreed to your demand. Now, tell us where you buried the body. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1205 The agency was out of good cops. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1206 Want to play rough, do you? Well, Bozo's just getting started -- and those are EXTRA squeaky balloons. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1207 What do you thing we are around here - a bunch of clowns!? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1208 My partner doesn't look tough but that balloon dog used to be a German Shepherd. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
1209 I can help you, son. Captain Krusty from our K9 Unit, won't be so nice! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1210 No......actually I'm the bad cop. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1211 Are you saying my partner fabricated the evidence? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1212 Don't laugh - he minored in Criminal Justice at Clown College. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1213 If he doesn't make you talk, then I'll send in the mime. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1214 This part of our improved customer experience program. Once I have charged you with first degree murder, he will cheer you up. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1215 We can't afford a sketch artist right now. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
1216 Stop laughing, punk. Do you see anything funny about this? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1217 You have a right to remain silent. He's made a career of it. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
1218 We can do this the fun way or the boring way 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1219 Now talk! Otherwise, Officer Binky puts your dog to sleep 1.3104 0.02709 422 311 91 20
1220 Ready to talk, kid? Or should Po-Po here twist up wiener dog #613? 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1221 Officer Donald prefers to lighten the mood before he begins "enhanced" interrogations. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1222 OK, we can do this the easy way or the scary clown way.... 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1223 Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1224 Do you really want me to send in the clowns? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1225 It would be a shame if we accidentally left you alone with the police dog. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1226 If you thought this was no laughing matter, then you were wrong. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1227 Quit clowning around or we'll leave it to the man who really knows how to twist an arm... 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1228 He may look like the good cop, but he’ll twist you like that little balloon if you don’t start talking. 1.3083 0.04396 120 84 35 1
1229 Rumples will give you this balloon doggie if you just tell us who gave you the cocaine. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1230 Don't be fooled by the costume, I'm the nice guy. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1231 The balloon animal already talked, so you might as well confess. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1232 Perhaps THIS will refresh your recollection. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1233 Our sketch artist took the day off and Chuckles is all we could get on such short notice. Is this what the dog that attacked you looks like? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1234 Do you know what happens to suspects when Detective Dimples runs out of twister balloons? 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1235 And what makes you think he plays the good cop. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1236 We are done clowning around 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1237 You ever hear of seltzerboarding? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1238 You have the right to turn that frown upside down. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1239 Listen, kid, you're better off talking to me. Once my partner gets done with you, he'll forever haunt your dreams. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1240 If you think I'm twisting your words, just wait until you see what Detective Bozo does to you. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1241 Quit clowning around. I get enough of that from Lieutenant Bozo over there 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1242 Listen kid, I'd hate to turn this interview over to Officer Friendly. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1243 You won't be laughing when we call your mother. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1244 That will be all, Sgt. Blinky. I am through clowning around with this guy. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1245 Lets take it from the top, so you, a dog and a clown were at the birthday party and ... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1246 Not gonna giggle and clap your hands together, eh? Well, we have ways of making people giggle and clap their hands together. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1247 Listen balloon man, Officer McDonald is holding your breathalyzer evidence in his hand. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1248 OK! We're done clowning around. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1249 Well, how's it going to be, punk? Good cop, bad clown or bad cop, good clown? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1250 Your choice - you can talk now, or I'll leave you alone with Detective McTwisty. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1251 You have the right to laugh silently. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1252 I'm fine playing Good Cop, Bad Cop, but you really want me to be the bad cop... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1253 This is Portnoy. He’s filling in for our sketch artist. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1254 Frankly, your history as class clown makes you an ideal candidate for FBI leadership. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1255 I know he's new on the job but just tell Bob what you saw and he'll try to make it. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1256 Tell us what Putin knows, Zuckerberg, or the little dog gets popped! 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1257 You asked for a lawyer, so lucky you; you get Gary Cohen. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1258 We're not clowning around. This puppy's gonna pop unless you talk. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1259 And my partner here says that anything you mime can and will be held against you. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1260 Not afraid of clowns, are you? We’ll see. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1261 So, you think this is funny, do you? 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1262 Tell us where the money is or the dog gets it! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1263 Yeah, and I'm the good cop. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
1264 This interrogation is going nowhere..... Send in the clown! 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1265 Happy birthday, scumbag. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
1266 Do you recognize this dog? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1267 It's time we got serious, kid. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1268 A wise guy eh? Joe here’ll break every funnybone in your body. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1269 Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. He’s a different kind of cop. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1270 OK, no more Mister Nice Guy. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1271 Jerry went undercover for a while. He's never been the same. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1272 We've already got a funny guy. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1273 Really? Well our canine unit says otherwise. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1274 I should warn you, he has a needle and he's not afraid to use it. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1275 No, it is not your birthday today! 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1276 You think this is all fun and games? We’ll show you fun and games! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1277 On the other hand, a court-appointed attorney is always an option. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1278 That's right. Good cop, scary cop. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1279 Do you think we’re clowning around here? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1280 Isn’t it rich? 1.3051 0.06079 118 95 10 13
1281 What do you mean that’s a funny question? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1282 “I’m James Comey and this is my Attorney General”. 1.3051 0.05959 118 94 12 12
1283 Your problem? I'm the good cop. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1284 Did you swallow those drugs, son? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1285 Start talking, or or you can kiss the cake and ice cream goodbye! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1286 My partner's been out there dealing with the media circus. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1287 Now you're in for it--Officer Bozo is a member of our 'Laugh 'till it hurts' unit. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1288 I'm the good cop -- so just imagine what he can do to you.- 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1289 “Let me assure you young man, this is no laughing matter”. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1290 Tell us what you saw or the dog gets it. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1291 I’m not clowning around, that comes next. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
1292 Look, you can either call a lawyer or see the tiny tricycle act -- your choice. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1293 He's serious. Talk! Or, the dog gets it. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1294 Now it's a cute puppy, but if you don't start talkin' that can easily change. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1295 No I don't think it's funny that the monkey got drunk and fell on the elephant's trunk, and neither does he. 1.3035 0.02725 425 318 85 22
1296 We're not clowning around here! Either confess or we let the air out of your dog. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1297 There's only one class clown, got it? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1298 For him, punks like you are child's play... 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1299 You think we're tough? Wait till the bearded lady shows up! 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1300 That's where you're wrong, punk...I'm the good cop. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1301 yeah, we're going undercover. Should fit right in almost everywhere in DC. 1.3023 0.02900 387 292 73 22
1302 You seriously want to talk to that clown? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1303 You don't like the squeaky noise when he makes a balloon animal? Then talk. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1304 In the criminal justice system, Clown based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Silly Victims Unit. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1305 Clown? We haven't even begun to Clown. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1306 Try again Mike. The kid says it still doesn't ring a bell. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1307 Where were you on the day of Steven's birthday party? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1308 So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1309 Don't be afraid. This is the president of the United States. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1310 I don’t know why you think this is some kind of game! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1311 Talk quick or in one minute 11 of his friends are coming in here in a VW Bug 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1312 Either tell me the truth or I'll turn you over to some Bozo who will make your life a living hell 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1313 This isn’t funny! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1314 Punk. You think we're just clowning around here? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1315 … and time served on Balloon Island will morph you into a balloon animal. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1316 Who's the clown now, punk! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1317 Who's the funny guy now? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1318 Ok, now I really want my lawyer. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1319 It's a balloon-dog eat balloon-dog world out there, kid. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1320 Just who do you think the courts will believe?! You, or Detective Bozo? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1321 Who’s laughing now? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1322 Don't make him take out the seltzer bottle. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1323 You want to clown around? Fine, two can play that game. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
1324 I'm the "good cop". 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1325 Wrong! I'm the good cop. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1326 You think we're clowning around? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1327 He is not just ANY clown. He's a Millennial Stress Reducing Interrogation Professional. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1328 Consider yourself lucky, kid. Detective Bozo left the big shoes at home. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1329 Sam's a clown; you're an idiot. Big difference. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1330 Give it a rest, Phil. We're just not getting through to this guy. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1331 He's detective Ringling. No, I'm not his brother. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1332 And I'm the good cop! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1333 Bad news for you, I'm the good cop. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1334 Quit being a bozo. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1335 Budget cuts, kid. We’re BOTH bad cops. Talk. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1336 I know what you're thinking, you're thinking good cop bad cop and I'm the bad cop but you're wrong you're so wrong 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
1337 Depending on your phobias, we might both be bad cop. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1338 Do you think this man is joking? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1339 No, buddy, I’m the good cop. You are really in for it! 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
1340 Ok Bob, we can do this two ways, but you won't like Bozo's way! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
1341 Talk or the puppy gets it! 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
1342 If you don't squeal, he'll make it squeak. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1343 We can make balloon animals all day, buddy. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1344 Doug, you think this is funny? My partner will show you funny!! 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
1345 You think you're funny, huh. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1346 He just won't crack... Johnson, make the giraffe! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1347 I’ll only confess if he makes a giraffe. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1348 You better talk, or the dog gets it. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1349 OK, here's the deal: We can do this the easy way or the very creepy way. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1350 If you thought water boarding was excruciating ... 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
1351 That's it, scumbag...we're sending in the clowns 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1352 Don't smile, it only encourages him. 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1353 No, YOU stop clowning around! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1354 I can assure you that Detective Bozo has heard all the jokes about his name before, so don't bother! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1355 What do you think, we're just clowning around here? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1356 Look, I have all night and he can make 678 figures so whenever you are ready to talk go ahead. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1357 We can play good cop or insufferable cop. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1358 Don't make us play good clown bad clown. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1359 All right, no more clowning around... No, not you, Larry. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1360 Okay, so the perp doesn't look like a dachshund. Sam, do the teddybear, and maybe this guy's tongue will loosen up. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1361 ...so you better come clean, see? You don't want me telling my partner here it's your birthday. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1362 You have the right to become terrified. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1363 No, your wrong, I'M the Good cop! 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1364 Look, I believe you. But my partner here, well, he thinks there's something about your story that seems a little funny. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1365 If you tell me one more time that Sergeant James is dressing like a clown and pulling out a balloon dog whenever I turn my back, I’m going to lock you up for a month in solitary confinement 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
1366 We actually are here for fun and games. What’d you think? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
1367 You think you're funny? Let me assure you, you don't want to see funny. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1368 We have ways of making you talk! 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1369 Take this seriously. We're not clowning around! 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1370 Unlucky for you, I am NOT the "bad cop". 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1371 Guess what? I'm the good cop. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
1372 We call this phase of the interrogation: good cop; childhood nightmare cop. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1373 Listen Buddy! Your not taking your situation very seriously. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1374 Start talking or you’ll have to answer to this clown. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1375 This is a little thing we call good cop, sad cop. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1376 I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of the situation you are in! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1377 You know, he can also make an electric chair. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1378 See my partner there?? Well, that's Detective Bozo...and he doesn't just do that trick with balloons. So start talking, buddy... 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
1379 So you think I'm the bad cop, huh? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
1380 Ok, our sketch artist is sick today, so Officer Chuckles is stepping in for him... 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
1381 Don't make us send in the clowns. 1.2957 0.04132 186 141 35 10
1382 Can't you see it makes Inspector Hector sad when you demand a lawyer? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1383 The first thing for you to know, I am the good cop. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1384 If you don't confess to me you'll have to talk to Sergeant Bozo, and if that doesn't work there are eight more just like him in the tiny car outside. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1385 Joe, give this young man a little clue about life inside the pen. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1386 For the last time, the balloon is the truth, the dog is your twisted lies, and the clown is ...well, he just likes dressing up. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1387 You don't want to be left alone in this room with my partner! 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1388 I've seen clowns like you before 1.2952 0.03562 210 154 50 6
1389 Don't let his appearance entertain you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1390 This the best we can do with the new Witness Protection budget! 1.2946 0.05900 112 89 13 10
1391 Do I look like I’m joking? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1392 Talk! Or we'll bring in the accordion player. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1393 “Quit calling my partner a ‘Bozo’ and answer my question! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1394 If you confess he will make an elephant for you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1395 Guess which one of us is the ‘bad’ cop? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1396 My partner can be very....entertaining. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1397 If you don’t confess we’ll...” “They’re already here. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1398 Look around, I'm the only friend you've got. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1399 If you don't talk we can do good cop bad clown all night. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1400 We can do this the easy way, or the disturbing feels-like-you're-in-a-David Lynch-movie way. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1401 “Listen,doofus—I’ll give you one more chance to come clean—otherwise I’ll have to turn you over to Sgt. Bozo here—and what you saw him do to that balloon is nothing compared to what he’s got in store for you! 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1402 I said we need to make him crack, not crack up. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1403 Don’t mess with me kid. If I leave, he’s your worst nightmare. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1404 No more Mister Nice Guy. You squeal, or I send in the clown. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1405 We're done clowning around here... 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1406 Do we look like a couple of clowns to you? 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
1407 Listen up, buddy! I happened to be the good cop. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1408 What more can you tell us about the Bozos who were with you? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
1409 Something funny, punk? 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
1410 No attorney - you get a doggie. And, if you cooperate, maybe cake. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1411 Look pal - do you really want to be left alone with that clown? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1412 Oh he can make a lot of things: dogs, parrots... the murder weapon. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1413 The toy is yours if you confess 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1414 Ironically, when he dresses like that, he's not clowning around. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
1415 Here's how it is: we can do this the hard way, or we can do this the punchinello way. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1416 NOW do you remember seeing anything funny that night? 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1417 Now that my partner is here, would you like to amend your testimony characterizing this investigation as a circus? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1418 In this city its Good Cop - Scary Cop. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
1419 Okay tough guy, we’re gonna stop clowning around. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1420 We can do this the easy way, or the painfully ironic way. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
1421 “This is serious son, no more clowning around”. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1422 Perhaps this will refresh your memory 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
1423 Just don't make me call in the accordion player! 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
1424 Or we can do it Bofo’s way. 1.2936 0.03538 218 161 50 7
1425 Either you cooperate, or we pop the dog. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
1426 Our sketch artist is off on vacation. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
1427 We have your fingerprints on the ballon dog. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1428 Trust me, you won't like him when he's frowny. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1429 Bad news for you is - I'm the good cop. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1430 Spill your guts now or I'll leave you alone with Officer Chuckles! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1431 Start talkin', or you're headed to the Big Top. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1432 Show me where he touched you. 1.2909 0.06105 110 89 10 11
1433 Give it up, kid. There are twenty-six more of us in the squad car. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1434 You think this is funny? Honkers, get the squirt flower. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1435 I've got news for you. We are not clowning around here! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1436 Look kid, we’ve been in this room since you were 5 years old, tell us who did it and we can all go home. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1437 Not so funny now, is it? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1438 Don’t look at him. I’m the good cop. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1439 Bad cop? You wish! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1440 We're done clowning around with you! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1441 Ohh, so you won't sing, eh? Well let's see if we can make you laugh. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1442 Good cop has been phased out. Now, only bad cop and psychiatric cop 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1443 '' Mr. Zuckerberg, We are here to help you." 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1444 You're not gonna' like Detective "Jingles" interrogation methods. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1445 Don't let Detective Johnson fool you. He's the bad cop. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1446 Do you think this interview is some kind of joke, punk? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1447 This is where we find out if you’ve got any sharp objects on you. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1448 Let's see if the K-9 unit can make you talk. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1449 He's a rescue 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1450 You’re not scared of clowns? You’re going to be. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1451 You can’t lie to Mr. Jingles. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1452 Listen Son, there’s only one Bozo in this room and it’s not me. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1453 That's right, it's a balloon doggie and a clown wig with your name inside it. Now do you want to tell us how they got inside Michael Cohen's safe deposit box? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1454 We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1455 Is this your dog? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1456 Tell us what we need to know, or the dog gets it! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1457 Watson here thinks it’s very curious that the dog didn’t bark that night. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1458 You think this is funny, don’t you? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1459 I'm getting Weary Willy. We can do this with or without a pie. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1460 Yeah, well I'm the good clown. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1461 You thought this was funny? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1462 What do you mean when you say you are a cat person? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1463 Guess who is the 'bad one'! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1464 If you don't want to talk, Officer Balloony will take you for a little ride in his very tiny squad car along with 12 of his fellow officers. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1465 Ted here can make balloon animals all day. So start talking. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1466 ...And he’s available for parole hearings. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1467 A state mandate has forced some changes to our good cop, bad cop dynamic. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1468 I think the clowning around is pretty much over. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1469 Oh trust me, we have ways of making you talk. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1470 And neither of us is the good cop. 1.2900 0.03268 300 230 53 17
1471 Confess to me or Jacko the Clown will apply the balloon squeak technique. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
1472 As you can tell, my partner has taken this good cop bad cop routine to a whole new level. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
1473 NOW you are telling me you are NOT Stephen Sondheim!?!?” 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1474 Talk! You don't want Mr. Wiffles to ask the questions. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1475 These charges are very serious. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
1476 I can assure you that impersonating Jeff Koons is no laughing matter. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1477 Don’t make me bring in the Ringmaster. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1478 You can have Mr Nasty, or Mr Nice. Think vee..ry carefully. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1479 I got news for ya kid. Happy the Clown he ain't. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1480 Wrong...try good cop, disturbing cop. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1481 You're not going to like how he does a cavity search. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1482 One more wisecrack out of you and I'll send my partner out for the seltzer bottle. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1483 You think you're funny, wise guy? You don't know funny. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1484 If you think I am tough, just wait until Bozo from our K-9 unit is done with you 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1485 Son, this is serious. Or do you think we are just clowning around? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1486 Show us where he touched you . . . 1.2882 0.04449 170 132 27 11
1487 What makes you think I'm "bad cop" in this scenario? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1488 Does he look like a clown to you? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1489 You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1490 Detective Bozo knows all sorts of tricks to make you talk... 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1491 You think we don't know what you did? We're not a couple of clowns! 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1492 Okay, Larry looks like we'll have to play good cop, creepy cop. You're up. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1493 Meet my partner. He'll make you fold under questioning and maybe you'll eventually pop. Will there be children crying? Yes, I like to imagine there will be children crying in extraordinary quantities. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1494 Talk or the clown's dog gets it. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1495 So you think you're a tough guy, huh. We'll see how many kiddie parties you can sit through with Mr. Bozo here before you talk. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1496 Okay, start talking or Officer Muldoon will make even scarier balloon animals. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1497 Sitting through his act makes waterboarding seem like a walk in the park. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1498 Now ya' gottta answer to Bad Clown, and Bad Clown don't play around. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1499 I'm gettin' too old for this skit. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1500 You think this is supposed to be funny?! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1501 Either you start cooperating with my partner here, or I bring in Detective Tickle Monster. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1502 See, punk. We can play rough, too. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1503 I could turn you over to Binky, and you don't want me to turn you over to Binky! 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1504 This routine is getting old. 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1505 Don't let the props fool you. He's the bad cop. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1506 We can make this hard or we can make this silly. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1507 That's old school! Now we do bad cop, REALLY bad clown! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1508 No you can't play with it! It's his K-9 partner. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1509 Facebook tells us you'll spill your guts to Mr Zippo here 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1510 Facebook let us in on your little phobia, so it’s time to start talkin’ or we bring in the clown... 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1511 If you don't start talking soon, there's a whole circus waiting for you outside that door. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1512 Yes, he is the bad cop. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1513 Listen up, punk! If you think Officer Gacy is the "good cop" and I'm the "bad," then you're in for a nasty surprise. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1514 So you’re telling me that your dog, Mr. Ruffers, looks nothing like this balloon replica, which was forensically compiled from the witness statement by our top balloon-animalologist? Well I beg to differ. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1515 It’s DETECTIVE Bozo now 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1516 Tell us what you know fella, or we bring in Bad Clown! 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1517 Talk. Or we’ll bring in the mime. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1518 Trust me, no will ever notice that you're in the Witness Protection Program. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1519 You think we're a bunch of Bozos here. Well, you'll soon find out otherwise! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1520 You can talk to me, or you can talk to this bozo. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
1521 Maybe you’ll have more to say in a high pitched, squeaky voice. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1522 Last time I brought you in you thought it was funny....now it is. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1523 We have ways of making you talk funny. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1524 You won't like us when we get silly. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1525 Well yes, new laws have made us change our interrogation strategies. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1526 He can do this all day. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1527 We take our job very seriously 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1528 Any comment before Sargeant Sparkles reveals the results of your breathalyzer test? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1529 You think I’m scary? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1530 All right, we got you an interpreter. Start honking. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1531 Well if this doesn't refresh your recollection, you had a lousy childhood. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1532 No ! ... I'm the funny one. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1533 Officer Chuckles here is going to make you laugh until you spill your guts 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1534 Honestly, we're both surprised you didn't see this coming. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1535 We don't have any lawyers available right now but how about a giraffe? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1536 Either you work with me and Sgt. Bozo, or I call in the mime and the bear on a unicycle. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
1537 Nope. I’m the good cop. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1538 I'm going to ask just once more...now where did you stash the LSD? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1539 He's missing his daughter's birthday party. Quit clownin' around. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
1540 Your Facebook account says your afraid of clowns. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1541 Just answer the question: was he or was he not believable in his undercover role? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1542 It's actually bad cop, sad cop this time. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1543 I get the good cop/bad cop but what if I'm afraid of clowns? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1544 You've Seen THIS routine before? 1.2867 0.03169 293 222 58 13
1545 Now, let's talk about the elephant in the room! 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1546 We can do this the sad way or the funny way. Your choice 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1547 No, it's a horsie. Only a sick, criminal mind like yours could say it's a doggie. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1548 After his deep cover sting brought down Ringling Brothers, Jones was still having a hard time readjusting. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1549 It's time to come clean. Squeaky clean. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1550 Don't make him use the seltzer bottle. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1551 Let me tell you about a nice balloon that didn’t cooperate. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1552 Clown Scene Investigation. Of course that's what CSI stands for. 1.2857 0.04632 105 76 28 1
1553 You don't want to know what happens when Officer Binky runs out of balloons. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1554 I don’t know how much more of this YOU can take, son, but I’m pretty close to MY limit. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1555 Tell us who did it, my partner's done playing around. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1556 This interrogation is nothing, compared to the hours of torture that listening to the squeaking sounds of balloon animals being made will be. 1.2857 0.05855 105 83 14 8
1557 This is a serious matter, Larry. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1558 You can come clean now or I can leave you with him for an hour. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
1559 Good cop, Carrot Top. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1560 Ready to spill it now, or do we have to bring in the mime? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1561 Ok funny man. You think you're funny. You ain't seen nothin yet. 1.2857 0.05696 105 82 16 7
1562 We've found court's prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment focuses more on the former than the latter. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1563 Of course he's grumpy! His patrol car holds 20 other cops! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1564 "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and probably will be used in Detective Schwartz's next appearance on Sesame Street. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1565 Where were you when the circus left town? 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1566 Still think this is funny? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
1567 We have ways of dealing with twisted individuals like yourself. 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
1568 If you won’t tell me right now who did it I’ll get some bozo in here to make you tell me! 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1569 Does THAT jog your memory? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1570 Is this the dog that bit you? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1571 Believe me, it's not pretty when he runs out of balloons. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1572 Yeah...Bad cop is on administrative leave. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1573 Pay no attention to him, he's the class clown. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1574 We can do this the hard way, or we can do this silly way. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1575 There’s only one place you could have learned to make a dog like that. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1576 Have you seen this dog? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1577 That's right punk, we are taking good cop, bad cop, to a whole different level. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1578 You think playing hooky from clown school is funny? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1579 Unless you talk, this will be the weirdest experience of your life. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1580 CONFESS....or we'll send in the clown ! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1581 Do we look like we're clowning around? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1582 As you can see, our K9 unit has undergone significant budget cuts, so I'm going to ask you one more time: where did you stash the drugs? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1583 Good cop, Wacko cop 1.2837 0.03662 215 163 43 9
1584 Cooperate and you get the doggy. Otherwise, Officer Bob comes back with a pie. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
1585 It's on his bucket list, okay? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1586 You need to understand, son. I am the good cop. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1587 Don’t look him in the eye. Let’s just slowly make our way towards the door... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1588 Now listen here, Buster, you've made a circus of this town for long enough! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1589 He wants to know how you got twisted up in something like this. 1.2830 0.04596 106 77 28 1
1590 Aren't we a pair? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1591 Did you, or didn't you, pin the tail on the donkey? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1592 Fine Bill. We can try the good cop/sad cop routine. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1593 OK -- one more chance. Then he does his Liza Minnelli. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1594 Don’t get funny with me boy, that’s Gary’s job. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1595 Wipe that smile off your face! 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1596 Don’t make me bring in the seltzer bottle. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1597 Oh, you think this is funny? That’s a drug sniffing balloon animal dog. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1598 Get this through your head. We’re going light on you now but there’s a mime coming. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1599 Admit it! It's a dog! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1600 I’m bad cop..... unless you’re afraid of clowns that is. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1601 I know it might be confusing, but I'm actually the 'good cop' in this situation... 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1602 Look at him. Look at Carl! Is that what you want for your life? Is it?! He’s a clown, Stuart. He’s a clown. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1603 Good cop, bad cop...guess who’s who! 1.2828 0.02519 442 334 91 17
1604 If I was in as much trouble as you, bud, I wouldn’t be laughing. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
1605 'Wait 'till the bad cop shows up." 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1606 Don't be fooled. He's our bad cop. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1607 Trust me, he can do that to you if you don't talk. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1608 His technique may be unconventional, but he's the best sketch artist in the city. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1609 I told you, this was gonna be a circus. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1610 Free animal balloon with plea bargain! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1611 Officer giggles is part of an outreach program. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1612 I hate working with these clowns. That's D.C. for ya. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1613 Okay, you're taking the "good cop" thing way too far. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1614 “We’ll stop clowning around when you start giving us the truth!”. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1615 No, he is not the president. He is just another clown to entertain the inmates 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1616 Did you honestly just ask for a Happy Meal? 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1617 Look kid, I know you think we're clownin' around here, but, this is no laughing matter! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1618 You might as well confess, we have been following you for 10 birthday parties. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1619 Everybody knew “bad cop—good cop,” so we thought we’d try a variation. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1620 Confess now or karaoke comes next! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1621 Well, Birthday Boy? Ever hear of the leash law? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1622 As a condition to your plea agreement, you consented to teach him more than one balloon animal. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1623 The bad news is, I'm the good cop. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1624 Officer Chuckles has ways of making you talk. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1625 Tell us, or he releases the hound. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1626 Mr. Yorke, this is concerning your behavior at your eighth birthday party. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1627 Listen, BUDDY. We're working with Facebook data to use your deepest fears and insecurities against you. So you'd better tell us everything we need to know, NOW! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1628 You think this is twisted, buddy? Wait till you see what Jenkins can do with a balloon. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1629 You didn't expect good cop and clown cop did you? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1630 ...And my partner here had to come in on his day off you little scumbag.... 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1631 Your latex allergy is the least of your problems. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
1632 Keep lying, buddy. Your partner has already laughed at everything. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1633 Alright tough guy . .. you got your Clown and Doggie.. NOW TALK ! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1634 Ya better come clean with me kid. Or you'll be talkin ta this bozo. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1635 Maybe my partner buys your story, but do you really expect me to believe you had 22 people in your little car?!? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1636 Detective Jones couldn't help but notice that Detective Tobin's personal life had begun to affect his job performance. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1637 Look, it's bring your millennial-son-to-work day. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1638 I’m the good cop. You can guess what Officer Bozo is. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1639 For the last time, how many other dogs have you blown up? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1640 Think what you will, but I'm the good cop in this scenario. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1641 Talk or the dog gets it. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1642 You can either deal with me or this clown! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1643 The charges against you are ballooning 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1644 You're right, we are playing good cop, bad cop. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1645 Fess up, or your future is sucking helium like this clown. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1646 We practically invented good cop, bad clown. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1647 Just so we're clear, I'm the good cop. 1.2816 0.06080 103 83 11 9
1648 Look, we've all got somewhere we want to be, so let's make this quick 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1649 Don't make him get his squirt flower. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1650 You had a chance to tell me your version; now, you'll have to deal with this clown! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1651 Spill the beans buster, or I'll bring in the mime 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1652 If you think my partner is a clown, wait until you see the circus we have in county lock-up. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1653 OK, we're finished clowning around here! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1654 Cooperate, kid, and we’ll get you community service ...and a giraffe. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1655 Look son, you either confess or you get to spend an endless night with Uncle Chuckles. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1656 The sketch artist was busy. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1657 Ok! We can do this the easy way or the Pennyway! 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
1658 The sooner you confess, the quicker we can all have cake and ice cream. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1659 You have a right to refuse cotton candy but anything you say will be made into a balloon. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1660 Did you just call him a bozo? 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
1661 If you confess right now, we'll throw in a balloon. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1662 He has a few tricks up his sleeve to make you talk...and a very impressive unrelated trick in which he produces a bewildering number of handkerchiefs from his mouth. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
1663 Who you callin' a clown? 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1664 Listen punk, do we look like we're clowning around here?! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1665 Dammit we don't have a sketch artist! This is the best we can do! 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1666 Choice is yours, full confession or the music will commence and my partner will run the interview from here 1.2815 0.02509 444 336 91 17
1667 You can talk to me or you can talk to the clown...what's it gonna be? 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1668 You think I'm the bad cop? Wait 'til this clown gets you alone in a room! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1669 Confess now or the show will begin. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
1670 I’m through clowning around. That’s my partner’s job. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1671 He’s Stephen King’s worst nightmare, and soon he will be yours. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
1672 No, Son--I'M the "good cop." 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1673 Hey! I'm the one who asks the questions. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1674 Eyes over here, big guy. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1675 You think we’re just clowning around, Bub? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1676 You perps never get wise to our undercover K-9 unit until it's too late. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1677 You think this is a joke? 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1678 Yes, he’ll make you a giraffe! 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1679 Something funny, funny guy? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1680 “I wouldn’t laugh if I were you”. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1681 Believe me, you'd rather confess than hear his life story. 1.2783 0.02802 327 245 73 9
1682 Look punk. Captain Snuggles here has methods to make you talk. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
1683 That’s right, I’m the good cop and he’s the bad joke cop. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1684 Don't be stupid! We don't do good-cop/bad-cop any more. You've been watching too many TV cop shows. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1685 Listen punk, what kind of a clown do you take me for? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1686 Just answer the question and don't give us any funny business! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1687 If you won't talk to us I've got 36 other partners crammed in my car outside. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1688 You know what, Bobby, this kid thinks you're funny. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1689 And if Lt. Bozo can't get you to talk we'll bring in Capt. Kangaroo. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1690 That's right - I'm the good cop. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1691 Blinky, he's not cooperating, bring in the helium... 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1692 every day it's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... i'm getting too old for this #$%^. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1693 Cut the bullshit, guy- we know it was you. Even Chuck here can't tie a balloon animal like that! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1694 I’ve had it with your fun and games! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1695 Miranda? We ain't got no freakin' Carmen Miranda for you, you get Bozo and think yourself lucky 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1696 He's extremely effective on bozos like you. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1697 Confess and you get to keep the balloon dog. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1698 Answer the question and you can have the doggie 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1699 No, I am the good cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1700 Time to come clean, kid . . . unless you want him to squeak that balloon again! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1701 Perhaps this will refresh your memory, Mr. Koons. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1702 Think very carefully now... He has quite a few tricks up his sleeve. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1703 ...and this is where the Farmingdale clown murder case takes a bizarre balloon twist.... 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1704 Well... It’s the bad cop-silly cop routine then! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1705 We got ways to make you talk that Homeland Security didn't even think of yet. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1706 You can hold the doggy when you start talking. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1707 Tell us where the tiny bike is or Bozo here will make ya laugh 'til it hurts! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1708 This only gets harder on you, son. Next step is the giraffe. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1709 Keep stalling and Woofy gets the needle. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1710 You think this is funny, punk? Good, because we've been practicing. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1711 Don't force him to bring in the rubber chicken! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1712 Tell me what I want to know or Ozzie here has some more knock knock jokes. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1713 You’re wrong. Good cop/clown cop IS a thing! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1714 Cooperate and we have a little gift for you. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1715 The good cop, bad clown treatment hasn't even started yet. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1716 You say no one likes a rat, but what about a dog? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1717 Is this some kind of joke to you? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1718 Look at me! We’re not clowning around anymore. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1719 I just paused the recorder, the next 5 minutes with Buggles is off the record. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1720 After 2 hours of his interrogation you'll realize I was the good cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1721 Dis you just call my partner a Bozo? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1722 And if my partner here can't make you talk, there's more where he came from - a whole tiny squad car full! 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1723 Believe me... you don't want my partner to use his very particular set of skills to make you talk." 1.2772 0.06153 101 82 10 9
1724 You’re wrong. This is actually known as “Good Cop. Big Top.” 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1725 You think this is funny, huh? Let me tell you, son, I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1726 Alright, this is the last time I'm going to ask nicely. What did you do with my partner's other balloon animal? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1727 Yeah? Well, I am [ital.] the good cop. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1728 What makes you think *I'm* playing the bad cop? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1729 No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1730 Do you think we’re fooling around in here? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1731 He pops the dog and then gets real crazy. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1732 You can talk to me or you can talk to a guy who makes balloons squeal. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1733 So you want to do this the hard way? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1734 That's Detective Bozo to you, punk! 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1735 Look at me while I’m talking to you! 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1736 You know, he makes handcuffs too. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1737 He can come back with his selzter bottle. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1738 Talk or he'll put on the floppy shoes too! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1739 Start talking or he'll make another one and start rubbing them together. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1740 You had your chance. We are done clowning around. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1741 Don't mess with Sgt. Bozo; he has a pin, and he's not afraid to use it! 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1742 Okay, tough guy. Since you won't laugh at my jokes, I've called in a Pro. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1743 You won't even know which one of us is the bad cop until it's too late. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1744 You may think we are a bunch of bozos... 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1745 So...you won't talk! Well, I'll be turning you over to Sargent Squeaky and his VERY persuasive partner, Ruffles. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1746 OK, you got your balloon animal. Now where you last Tuesday? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1747 Describe the shape of the assailant to our balloon artist Sargent Droopy, and then mark on the features. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1748 I'm giving you one last chance before we resort to "good cop, bad clown." 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1749 Spill the beans or else we pop the dog and laugh about it. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1750 Good cop/bad cop? You've been watching too many movies, kid. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1751 Are you going to talk, or are we going to have to twist it our of you? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1752 Meet Bad-Cop the Clown... 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1753 Good Cop is on vacation. This is Chuckles the Cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1754 Don't make me send Sgt. Kelowitz for the Seltzer Bottle....... 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1755 Tell us the truth or the dog get's it! 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1756 We've found 'good cop, bad clown' to be much more effective. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1757 Believe me, I'm the good guy. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1758 Look, he'll make you the monkey after you sign the confession. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
1759 Either you answer the questions, or I'm leaving the room. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1760 If you're thinking I'm the good cop, you've got a lot to learn about balloon animals. 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
1761 Yeah, my partner's a Bozo! So what? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1762 We brought in our composite sketch artist to work with you. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1763 Nope. I’m the good cop. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1764 Ok, kid, spill it, or I'll bring in the clowns. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1765 It will go easy on you if you talk to Sergeant Clown; otherwise we'll have to bring in Lieutenant Mime. 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1766 You better talk with me - my pal hasn't got much sense of humor. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1767 You gonna tell me what happened? Or should I let my evidence expert do it for you? 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
1768 Yes.....we are playing Good Cop-Creepy, Disturbing Horror-film Evoking Cop. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1769 Its our party and we can make you cry if we want to. 1.2760 0.03990 192 149 33 10
1770 You think this is funny, young man? 1.2759 0.03680 174 129 42 3
1771 Get ready for good clown, bad clown. 1.2748 0.02595 444 344 78 22
1772 I can’t guarantee the safety of the balloon dog unless we get your full cooperation. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1773 Wait'll you see the bad cop. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1774 We’ve held up our end of the bargain, now spill it. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1775 Oh yeh? You either talk or you spend the next 24 hours with this clown, and believe me that’s nothing to laugh about! 1.2743 0.02710 401 310 72 19
1776 I can see him too, but he says he didn't tell you to kill anybody. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
1777 If you think this is his first rodeo you're sadly mistaken 1.2730 0.03200 304 238 49 17
1778 Blowing things up is no joke. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1779 It's time we play good cop, nightmare cop. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1780 Talk to me now, punk! Otherwise, Officer Gacy has ways of encouraging scum like you to cooperate. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1781 What kind of sicko does that with a balloon? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1782 I bet you think we're ALL a bunch of Bozos. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1783 Listen punk, your're not turning my investigation into a circus. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1784 You don't want to know why they call him Bozo. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1785 Alright Mac, quit stalling. We know about the latex allergy. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1786 Listen up, bozo. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1787 Maybe Officer Buttons here has different methods, but we can both make you squeal. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1788 What you did is no laughing matter 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1789 I'll ask you one last time, "Why aren't you smiling?" 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1790 You get your animal balloon or one phone call -- you decide. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1791 So you like to party, huh kid? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1792 No, I’m the good cop. He’s the annoying cop. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1793 Did you, or did you not, laugh at his face? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1794 Come clean or we pop the puppy. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1795 I’m going to ask you one more time. Why so serious? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1796 Okay. Son I want you to explain to officer Giggles here how you managed to fit twelve bodies in the trunk of your car. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1797 '… and believe me, he's a lot more scary than he looks.' 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1798 Am I the good cop, or the bad cop? That depends on how you feel about clowns. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
1799 And we've got your little dog too. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1800 Yes, he is the bad cop. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1801 We will give you the balloon dog AND fresh caramel corn if you tell us how you hacked our server 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1802 He's the chief's son-in-law. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1803 Oh, you'll talk alright,when I leave you alone with this guy. He mimes the entire Bambi movie. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1804 After three hours with a mime, yeah, you'll talk. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1805 We used to do the whole good clown, bad clown routine, but let's face it, there's something creepy about all clowns. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1806 We can make this easy or we can make this a world of fun! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1807 On no - I'm the funny one. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1808 Book 'em Bozo 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1809 If the President can learn to make balloon animals, you can, too. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1810 Your choice, Bobby. Talk to me and you’re outta’ here. Or - I go for a nice long lunch and you get to spend some quality time with Sgt. Billings and his friend Mr. Screetchy-Scritchy. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1811 He might look like the good cop, but that used to be a Rottweiler 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1812 Where's the pinata? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1813 Was it really worth seeing who’s on the other side of the glass? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1814 What do you mean, "Which is the good clown and which is the bad clown?" 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1815 Well, you won't be laughing when he pulls out his seltzer bottle! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1816 Yes we've cutback the K-9 Unit, but now we do birthday parties. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1817 And if you don't talk he is going to start to juggle! And then he will blow bubbles! You want that? Do you? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1818 Tell us what we wanna hear, and he'll make a hat for you 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1819 No funny business! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1820 You're in big trouble now, they've sent in the clowns! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1821 Good cop, weird cop... 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1822 Don't force me to sen in the clown. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1823 You think that's funny? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1824 You think this funny, kid? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1825 Don't make us send in the clowns. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1826 Do you know what happens to those who twist the truth? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1827 Or you can take your chances with my partner who'll twist it out of you. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1828 So you think you're Mr. Funny Man? I'll show you funny. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1829 You may think I'm mean, but this guy can twist the truth out of anybody. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1830 The charges against me are inflated. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1831 So help me, Kevin, if I turn around and the dog's tail is only half inflated again. . . 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1832 And now for the fun part... 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1833 Don't make him hide the handkerchief. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1834 A balloon phone book doesn't leave any bruises, does it Detective Chuckles? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1835 Fortunately for you, this is the Juvenile Division! 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
1836 So you think I'm a clown, huh? I'll show you who's a clown! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1837 No kid, it’s bad cop - WORSE cop in THIS precinct! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1838 Save yourself, dammit. Just pretend he's funny! 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
1839 You think I'm tough! You won't be laughing when my partner takes over the intreview. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1840 You want the giraffe, confess. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1841 Listen up buddy. We do not tolerate any funny business here. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1842 The regular sketch artist is off today! 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
1843 If you're the good cop, then who the heck is that bozo? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1844 For your information Mister, the officer you refer to as "the Bozo behind me" is one of our best K-9 officers and he and his partner are going to make you sorry you were ever born. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1845 No, seriously, you think this is funny? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1846 Not even a smile? You really are a hardened criminal. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1847 Oh, so my partner here's a bozo, huh? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1848 Oh, no, no, no. I'm the good cop. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1849 You missed your balloon payment. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1850 Talk first, then he'll make you and elephant. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1851 You think this is bad? Co-operate, or we bring in the mime. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
1852 Still think it's funny? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
1853 Who you callin' a clown? 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1854 He's back. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1855 Despite what this looks like, we don't want any funny business. 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
1856 Aha! He made you smile! 1.2707 0.02696 351 266 75 10
1857 If you're not holding then why does our drug-sniffing dog find you so very interesting? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1858 What do you take us for, a couple of bozos? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1859 That's right, punk, its the ol' clown cop/bad cop and guess which one I am... 1.2692 0.02551 390 296 83 11
1860 Start talking or things get zany. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1861 I've got bad news for you. I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1862 I suppose you think we're clowns, Zuckerberg. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1863 It's not torture. It's enhanced inflation techniques. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1864 Come on, kid. We can do it the easy way, or we can do it the ridiculous way. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1865 We need to take a break. Detective Blinky is expressing the need to see a man about a horsie. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1866 OK, so he's an ex-White House staffer. But you better answer his question if you don't want to get deported. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1867 What you might find disturbing is that he's the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1868 Why was this in your carry-on? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1869 Zaza and Pokey have the best nose of any K-9 unit in the city. If they say you have drug residue on you, you have drug residue on you. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1870 You like that? Of course you do. Everybody loves balloon-twist animals. Would you like to see the animals he makes with your arms and legs? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1871 Don't you hate casual fridays...? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1872 Joke's on you. We consulted our expert and it aint no dog...it's a horsie. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1873 Yes, you’ll get a goodie bag, too. Now, did you murder Mr. Miller? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1874 Spill the beans kid or your doggie is going to get popped 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1875 You shouldn’t have chosen your phobia as your bank’s security question 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1876 Okay, fella, you've had plenty of time to come clean. Time to send in the clowns. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1877 Do you think I am clown? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1878 Wrong answer, its a doggie. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1879 If we twist your arm, believe me, you'll talk. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1880 You may be looking at a long stretch. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1881 If you don't start talking, he's going to twist that dog into shapes that will make your head spin. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1882 There's only bad cop, scary clown cop. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1883 Do we look like clowns to you? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1884 That IS his partner. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1885 It's what he does with the balloon that makes him the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1886 You better talk now because Giggles found your little toy at the crime scene, and he ain't laughing. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1887 He wants to bring out your “inner child” so we can arrest what is left. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1888 Tell us what you know, or that dog gets popped. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1889 I’m getting a little agitated right now, so we’re gonna do this the engaging and whimsical way. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1890 Yeah he's a clown cop. He's a DAMN good clown cop 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1891 Any Bozo can see you’re lying. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1892 I know you're afraid of clowns; that's why I'm the "Good Cop 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1893 Look, Billy. You can make this easy. Or you can make this har-dee-har-har-hard.” 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1894 His hair is the least of your worries. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1895 Don't make us bring in the Mime! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1896 Is this a closer to what you saw that night? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1897 No, I'm the good cop. HE'S the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1898 Do you think crime is a laughing matter? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1899 If you don't talk, I'm gonna bring in the mime. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1900 So what do you say? More talking, or more squeaking? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1901 I'm not gonna twist your arm, Jason. But Captain Blinky might. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1902 Come clean or he’ll squirt you with seltzer. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1903 Look, we can do this the easy way or Bozo's way. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1904 ..yes, water boarding is off the table, but need I say more? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1905 And now, ‘Good Cop, Bad Clown’ 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1906 Not so funny anymore, is it? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1907 Don't you get it? I'm the good cop here! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1908 My partner has ways to make you talk. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1909 Believe me, the good cop is even worse... 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1910 Talk or the dog gets popped. 1.2680 0.04521 97 71 26 0
1911 Believe me, Leroy, you don't want to deal with the clown. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1912 Depending on how you feel about clowns, he can play either the good cop or the bad cop. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1913 No, punk, I'm the good cop. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1914 He's not clowning around, punk! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1915 Confess - or the puppy dies. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1916 Since you are a juvenile, Officer Friendly will be advising you of your Miranda rights. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1917 Confess, or the balloon is history. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1918 Or else what? Or else Mr. Funno will make squeaky balloon noises until you talk, that's what! 1.2673 0.03699 202 156 38 8
1919 I'm not clowning around here, buster. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
1920 You think this is some kind of joke, bub? 1.2669 0.03171 251 191 53 7
1921 First the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Then you get the balloon dog. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
1922 Budget cuts for the K9 unit 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1923 Thanks, your description of the dog in question has allowed my colleague detective Bubbles to nail the likeness. 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
1924 Don't make me bring in The Three Stooges. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
1925 What's so funny? 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1926 All you need to know is I’m the “good” cop. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1927 My partner is floating a trial balloon. I suggest you consider it. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1928 we found your dog 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1929 What now? If this doesn't work, the dentist is gonna be next. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1930 Anything look familiar so far? You say Baxter's tail was a little more waggly? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1931 It’s good cop or squeaky, rubbing balloon sounds for the next 48 hours. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1932 We all pop eventually. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
1933 Don't force me to sen in the clown. 1.2638 0.02684 417 329 66 22
1934 We can twist more than your arm, buddy. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1935 If the clown doesn't get you to talk we'll bring in the accordion player. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1936 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the clown way. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1937 The sketch artist didn’t make the budget, so we’ll need you to describe the suspect to my associate, Giggles. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1938 We have ways of making you wince. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1939 Trust me, you don’t want him to make another ballon animal 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
1940 You'll find out soon enough which one of us is the bad cop. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1941 Keep it up and I will send sad clown home and bring in the angry clown. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1942 Alright, son. Detective Punchinello has some enhanced interrogation techniques he'd like to demonstrate. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1943 There’s nothing funny about my paranoid fear of clowns. Now, stop saying there’s one behind me. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1944 A guy in your spot would be makin a mistake to refuse a gift from Officer Bozo. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1945 Anything you say can be taken down and twisted into a balloon! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1946 Uh-oh, the three of us all think you're telling a little fib here. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1947 If you keep this up, he'll be here all week. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1948 Looks like we’re gonna laugh here all night 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1949 No good guys here, buddy: only bad guy, bad clown. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1950 Listen, kid, I think YOUR the one blowing this all out of proportion; not Officer Hornhonker. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1951 ...you have the right to honk his nose... 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1952 Listen kid, you're better off dealing with me; that guy is a balloonatic. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1953 Tell me now or the dog deflates! 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
1954 Is something funny to you?! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1955 Now we don't want to a media circus out there 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1956 Not funny? Yeah, well, you have 5 minutes to come up with a good caption or you are history around here. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1957 You think my partner is a clown? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1958 This is a bad cop/clown cop scenario and we'll have you squealing like that balloon in no time. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1959 You've been known to stretch the truth, so I brought in a specialist. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1960 You think this is a joke? We're not clowning around here! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1961 Yea, I switched the condoms with his balloons, but I didn't know he was an undercover Cop. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1962 Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” 1.2627 0.03273 255 198 47 10
1963 Tell us where you hid the cash, or the dog gets popped. 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
1964 Y'know that horrible squeaking sound balloons make when you twist them into animal shapes, kid? Well, DO YA?? You're gonna be hearing a lot of that kid, unless you start talking, real fast. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1965 Now I know I said we weren’t doing the good cop bad cop routine, but my partner’s been practicing for weeks. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1966 Cruel AND unusual 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1967 Looks like my partner is going to have a little fun with you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1968 You think this is funny? Because nobody else does. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1969 No more tricks. Either you come clean or the seltzer bottle comes out. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1970 Ignore him. He's here for our diversity training. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1971 Our good cop is ill, you're stuck with bad and mad. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1972 Unlucky for you, it's a bad cop crazy cop situation. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1973 That's our final offer ! Take the balloon dog or five to ten upstate ! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1974 What's so funny, punk? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1975 We've brought in the K-9 unit. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1976 You can talk to me or him. Just remember, I’m the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1977 Don't make me leave you in here with the clown. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1978 ??Isn’t it rich? Are we a pair? I’m actually the good cop. You should be scared.?? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1979 Talk now, or my partner may just have a few tricks up his sleeve! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1980 Tell me what I want to know or Sergeant Pickles will introduce Mr. Balloon Dog to Mr. Pointy Object. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1981 If you think he's funny, wait until you see the Judge. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1982 I got news for you - I'm the good cop! 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1983 People have been calling for a change in policing tactics, so I should of seen this coming. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1984 Just tell us where you hid the big red shoes or well throw sparky into the needle pile. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
1985 Hey punk meet our new Officer R. McDonald. Now tell us where the hamburgalur is. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1986 Talk now--or we bring in the pony. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1987 Familiar with Stephen King? I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1988 So you think this is funny? I'll give you something to laugh about! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1989 We can do this the hard way or the hilarious way 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
1990 This is serious. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1991 Listen pal, I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1992 "Really? This is what the guy looked like"? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1993 That's right, it's a little doggie. Now tell us what we want to know or he'll make a giraffe next. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1994 Listen, punk -- I'm not clowning around here! That's his job... 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1995 You feel lucky, punk? Go ahead, ask him how many balloons he’s got left. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1996 You want to explain what this was doing in your apartment? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
1997 You leaked the clown's data Zuckerburg. Sad! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
1998 So your saying a clown with a gun, a badge, and a ballon dog set-you-up? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
1999 Alright punk, one more mister nice guy! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2000 Laugh, punk! We have ways of making you laugh. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2001 Who's going to twist it out of you? Me or Mr. BoBo? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2002 We have ways to make you talk. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2003 Don’t make me bring in Bozo! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2004 We have ways of dealing with clowns like you. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2005 Start talkin', or you get to be alone with him 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2006 We have ways of making you giggle. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2007 That's right, he's a terrifying mix of bad cop/sad cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2008 Listen. We don't have time for any more shenanigans. Corporal Stevens is already late for his other job. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2009 You have the right to remain silent - or to laugh and clap wildly at some of the best ballon tricks in the world. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2010 Ok, Sport, Lie again and Detective Jingles Pops the Dog! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2011 Words getting around you think we're a bunch of clowns here 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2012 I didn't know they brought in clowns at every governmental level. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2013 Do you think that this is funny? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2014 So disturbing the peace is fun for you? Well, meet Agent Bozo...a party animal’s worst nightmare. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2015 The funny thing is, I am the "good cop". 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2016 Did you really think you could steal that little doggy in the window. And get away with it? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2017 We can switch to water-boarding, if you prefer. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2018 Waddya think we are, a couple of clowns? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2019 'Fess up or your going to McJail. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2020 This isn't going to be entirely fun and games. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2021 We can do this the easy way or we can do this the psychotic way. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2022 If there's any clowning around to do, WE will do it. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2023 You think this is some kind of joke? I suggest you start taking this seriously and answer Detective Squeaky's question 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2024 I’m detective Joe Smith, this is my partner, detective Harley Quinn; now wipe that smile off your face! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2025 Give me one more name, THEN you'll get your butterfly. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2026 Hey buddy. We're not all bozos on this bus. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2027 That's what you think! He can twist you into a poodle. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2028 You expect us to believe that Jeff Koons is involved? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2029 You don't want to see what he can do with those balloons... 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2030 You have it backwards, I AM the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2031 That IS the good clown. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2032 We're not clowning around here...yet. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2033 Believe me, you don't want us going all 'bad clown' on ya. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2034 Do you take me for some kind of Bozo? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2035 This is serious! We are not clowning around! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2036 If you want the little doggie balloon, you are going to have to answer some questions. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2037 This is your last chance before we send in the clowns. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2038 What if I told you I was the good cop? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2039 I'll ask you one last time--is this the dog that bit you? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2040 Yes, we're both the bad cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2041 You think this is funny, punk? We'll show you funny. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2042 Pay attention, Dr. Leary, we're not clowning around here! 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2043 Don't be fooled, I'm the good guy. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2044 Big mistake, Billy. Bozo here is really Officer Bozio. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2045 You do NOT want to get on the bad side of the scary clown. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2046 The good cop / bad cop routine was becoming a bit of a circus. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2047 Don't make him break out the seltzer bottle 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2048 Did the dog you lost look something like this? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2049 I suppose you think this is a circus? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2050 These are serious charges, son. We're not just clowning around here. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2051 Oh, you think you're funny do you? Yeah, of course you do. We all think we're pretty funny around here. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2052 I really don't think you want to find out what Sgt. Beppo's interrogation technique is. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
2053 A 'happy meal'? Do I look happy to you? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2054 We can do this allllllllll day long. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2055 I said, 'What do you want him to make next!?' 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2056 OK Jack, you wanna tell my partner here what you told me about how many of you were in the car? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2057 I suppose you think this is funny! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2058 The good cop is in another interview, so you get clown cop. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2059 Keep laughing, funny guy. Because in prison...You're the clown car. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2060 Johnny, did this guy offer you candy? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2061 I don't like this good cop, funny cop routine. But we did find your condom at the crime scene. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2062 Don't smirk, you little punk -- I'm the good cop. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2063 I heard it's your birthday. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2064 Remain silent! We want a mimed confession. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2065 Tell us where you were Saturday, or my partner pops your balloon. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
2066 No smart ass, we ran out of the ‘bad’ cops! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2067 Oh, you'll talk alright. In fact, you'll be honking like a comical bulb horn. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2068 Is this the dog that made your hair stand on end? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2069 Start chirping or we send you to the Big Top. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2070 Better talk now. You don’t want our mime in here. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
2071 So what'll it be? Bad cop or totally frightening-you-to-death cop? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2072 Just tell him it’s really good, then he’ll leave. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2073 Talk, or my partner will show you a different definition of 'balloon payment!'" 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2074 And if ya still don't talk, we're bringing in the mime cop! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2075 Giggles, release the hounds! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2076 Well, you asked for someone who would work pro-Bozo... 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2077 Ok - what’s it to be: good cop or ridiculous cop? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2078 Look pal, if we could afford a regular sketch artist, Jenkins here wouldn't have to moonlight to make ends meet. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2079 What do you think we are, a bunch of clowns? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2080 The jig is up. The dog identified you in the line up 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2081 Here at the EPA the Secretary has strict guideline for new hires. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2082 Don’t toy with me kid, my partner knows how to twist you into shape! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
2083 What do you take me for, some kind of clown? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2084 Trust me, you're better off talking to me than Officer John W. Gacy over there. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2085 Send in the clowns! Don't bother; they're here. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2086 Okay. We can do this the easy way or the clown way. It's up to you. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2087 We can either do this the easy way or the Scary Clown way. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2088 Don’t make my partner here bring in the car! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2089 I said the suspect looked like the clown from IT not grumpy Ronald McDonald! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2090 You think I was tough, huh? Wait to you getta load of this Bozo! 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2091 I’m the nice one. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
2092 Don't be confused, punk. I'm the good cop and he's the bad cop. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2093 You won't be laughing when he's through with you. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2094 So...are you saying the dog that bit you is more fluffy..is that what I'm hearing? Do you know how hard it is to make a fluffy balloon dog? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2095 Oh you'll talk - or you'll have to watch my partners twelve hour act, which mostly involves crying and broken dreams. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2096 And after he turns you into a poodle, you get stuffed in a tiny cell with 75 others! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2097 Did You Notice Anything Odd About Him? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2098 Can you describe the suspect to detective Ronald? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2099 We take leash laws seriously in this town, mister. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2100 Look, it's no skin off my nose, but if you tell my partner here it's not your birthday...well, I can't be held responsible. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
2101 You think this is funny? No, seriously, any notes would be greatly appreciated. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2102 So you're saying the Hamburglar did it. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2103 This is what we call 'Bad Cop-Really Bad Clown' 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2104 We're through clowning around! Tell us what we want to know, or your dog gets it! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2105 He's a master arm-twister. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
2106 Something funny, Scumbag?! 1.2581 0.03478 186 141 42 3
2107 Never mind the wig; this is the balloon full of drugs we recovered from your digestive tract. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2108 Which of you is the good cop? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2109 I am the good cop, kid! 1.2576 0.03048 264 203 54 7
2110 You want this to go the easy way or the magically enchanting way? 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
2111 Hey, focus! 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2112 We don’t play “Good cop, bad cop” around here, do we Officer Sprinkles? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2113 I don't think Good Cop, Funny Cop is working on this guy. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2114 Is this your idea of a joke, turning Officer Clowney's balloon into a four-legged animal? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2115 Guess which one of us plays bad cop. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2116 We're not clowning around. Talk or we pop off the poodle. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2117 Say it's a llama one more time. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2118 We’re mixing it up. Bad cop, bad clown. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2119 I've brought in our sketch comedy artist to help us. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2120 Don't make it about him. This is about you. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2121 I'm gonna' make this real simple: You don't want to upset my partner here. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2122 He's doing the clown thing again, isn't he? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2123 Diversity hiring is no joke! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2124 For the last time, do you or don't you see a man standing behind me dressed as a clown? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2125 Ah, the old good cop clown cop routine 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2126 Agent Ruffles here specializes in outlandish interrogation techniques. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2127 We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the hilarious way. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2128 Call us a bunch of clowns again. I dare you! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2129 You may not believe this, but I'm the GOOD cop! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2130 That attorney of yours is turning this into a circus. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2131 The sketch artist is unavailable. We’re gonna need you to use your imagination. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2132 Sorry for the cramped ride, kid. I hate taking Detective Bozo's car too. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2133 We found this balloon animal in the glove box of your car. It contains 100 grams of cocaine. You mean to tell me this was planted? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2134 Now start talkin', or the doggie gets it! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2135 So, you think you're pretty funny, huh, playing me with THAT alibi? Well, you AIN'T SEEN FUNNY YET! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2136 Does my partner amuse you? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2137 Perhaps a little alone time with Sgt. McDonald might jog your memory. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2138 We have ways of making you talk - or at least giggle. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2139 He just came off undercover at a nine-year old's birthday party. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2140 If you don't want to spend another birthday in here, I suggest you start taking. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2141 Next, we're gonna play a little game I like to call 'Good Cop, Bad Cop.' 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2142 So you wanted to pull some funny business, huh? We’ll show you some real funny business. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2143 You say he looked like this. Would you recognize him again? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2144 You exercised your right to an attorney....here he is! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2145 Believe me, Pal, you don't want to see the OCD cop.... 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2146 We're done clowning around Tommy... who stole the cotton candy? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2147 He's the bad humor cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2148 I want you to look into my partner's eyes and tell him it wasn't you who totaled his squad car and hospitalized twelve of our finest. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2149 Or maybe I let officer Gacy take you home. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2150 You have the right to remain silent and request a unicyclist who juggles. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2151 You think it's all fun and games in here. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2152 Tell the truth or the doggy gets it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2153 Recognize him? Yeah, we twisted his arm a bit, but he told us everything. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2154 Yeah, that’s right, smart guy. We DO have a large, female officer ready to sing. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2155 Talk to me, or else this guy is gonna twist you into such a painful position, you won’t know whether you’re a dog or a rabbit. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2156 You do not want to see what comes after the balloon kitty. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2157 One more crack about budget cuts - and we'll put you in the lineup. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2158 Believe me, you don’t want him to break out the squeaky horn... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2159 You're sayin' these charges are inflated? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2160 I know it is an odd tradition but it is your birthday and we are committed to the tenets of community policing regardless of the circumstances. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2161 Do you think you have what it takes to be an undercover clown? 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2162 Confess or we bring in the mime! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2163 Our composite artist is exploring new mediums. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2164 I didn’t tie it. He didn’t tie it. So, you tell me…who tied the balloon! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2165 You think we just a bunch of clowns around here? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2166 Bring me the whoopee cushions. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2167 Still think I'm the bad cop? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2168 Look, this clown has been impersonating an officer all over town and you're our only witness. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2169 Wilkes may look funny, but get this: I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2170 We resent your referring to Precinct 69 as a circus. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2171 Tell us where he is or the dog gets it! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2172 You better tell me. I don't think you're going to like Ronald's methods. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2173 He's got nothin' to lose. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2174 We can do this the easy way, or I can turn this over to Lieutenant Noodles. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2175 Let me get this straight, you thought that dog was real?! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2176 Don't kid yourself -- I'm the GOOD cop! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2177 The dog didn't bark. That's how we nailed you. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2178 I know you signed up because you thought this would be easy. But Clown College is no joke. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2179 "You still think our undercover man is funny? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2180 He'll twist your arm and tickle you into telling the truth. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2181 Flip and you get a happy meal! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2182 What made you think it would be a giraffe? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2183 Talk to me or prepare to be entertained. Your choice. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2184 Balloon animals is not the only thing he twists. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2185 So you think this is funny, do you? I’ll show you something funny. 1.2556 0.04623 90 67 23 0
2186 Around here we use the 'Good cop. Clown cop' approach! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2187 The old "goof cop bad cop" routine 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2188 Confess and he'll perform at your next birthday party. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2189 We're bad cop and absolutely terrifying cop. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2190 He specializes in cases with surprise twists. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2191 Find this amusing, do you? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2192 What do you mean, which one of us is Good Cop? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2193 Believe me. You don't want to see him do the hokey-pokey. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2194 Lootenant Crusty here will wipe that smile off your face. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2195 You want to run away and join the circus? Officer Bozo is here to talk some sense into you. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2196 OK, kid. Start speaking, or there's more squeaking. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2197 We call it good cop, really bad cop. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2198 If you're twisting the facts, he'll know. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2199 No! You get serious. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2200 We know how to handle clowns like you. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2201 The witness said today was your birthday. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2202 I bet you're into some real twisted stuff. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2203 You think it’s funny, do you Jimmy? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2204 Okay, punk! The fun and games are over! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2205 And we have a tiny black and white filled with twenty more just like him on the way. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2206 Welcome to our “scared straight” program. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2207 We found this balloon animal and 30 kilos of heroin behind your ear... 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2208 Does this refresh your recollection? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2209 Your lawyer's running late. Can I get you some peanuts or cotton candy while we wait? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2210 No, I'm playing the good cop. We were assuming you're afraid of clowns. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2211 And if you think what he's done to that balloon is cruel and unusual... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2212 Wrong again, buddy — I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
2213 It's time to bring out the big puns. 1.2556 0.06430 90 75 7 8
2214 Sir, we’re transferring your case to the silly victims unit. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2215 You think he's scary? I got a mini-car with 20 more just like him anxious to interrogate you. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2216 Don’t make him get out the pins 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2217 Don't try to pin this on the dog. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2218 The balloon artist has come up with a rough draft. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2219 I've got 49 more partners waiting in that closet - we can do this all night if we have to! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2220 So you think this is some kind of joke, huh! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2221 They wont' find that balloon for weeks. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2222 This is your right hemisphere on drugs. This is your left hemisphere on drugs. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2223 We do things differently around here. Meet Funny Cop. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2224 That’s Detective Clown for you buddy.. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2225 I'm not clowning around. He is. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2226 In this case, kid, you should really choose the bad cop. Really. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2227 No, not him. Me! I'm the good cop. You'll see. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2228 This is no laughing matter, the Supreme Court is about to outlaw his next trick. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2229 You think I’m the good cop? Brace yourself! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2230 Oh, you think I'M a clown . . . ? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2231 Despite appearances, we're not clowning around. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2232 Who are you calling a clown? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2233 The new strategy of good cop, clown cop wasn't as effective as the department hoped. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2234 If you don't start cooperating, I'll bring in the bad clown. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2235 I'm gonna say this once. If you don't talk, and I turn you over to the lieutenant, you'll never sleep through the night again. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2236 Just so you know...I'm the good cop. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2237 See what Murphy did there? Now, imagine that, instead of a balloon ... 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2238 There's nothing funny about animal cruelty, Mr. Peterson. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2239 Ready to confess? We're getting tired of playing games. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2240 If you come clean, you'll get one of these. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2241 ...and if you don't, the mime is next. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2242 I'd like to help you, son. But my partner here - he's kind of funny. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2243 Good cop bad cop? Not so easy, is it? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
2244 You have the right to remain silent...and good luck with that when I turn things over to Mr. Giggles! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2245 Justice doesn't stop for Red Nose Day. 1.2555 0.03002 317 251 51 15
2246 So, we can do this the EASY way, or we can do this the FUNNY way... 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2247 You're not leaving until you talk or we run outta balloons. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
2248 you got a problem with "good cop, clown cop?" 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
2249 You wouldn't want the nice doggy to go pop, would you? 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
2250 You're in trouble now,here comes the bad cop. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
2251 I'm gonna ask you one more time, and then the clown's put you through the wringer. 1.2533 0.02567 383 298 73 12
2252 You don't talk to me, you get to deal with the Bad Clown. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2253 Do you wanna ride in the Clown Car? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2254 Officer Smith here clocked your tricycle at ninety miles per hour. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2255 When are you gonna wise up and stop acting like we're here to entertain you ? 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2256 Now tell us who did it, and leave the funny business to us! 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
2257 Look at me! I'M the bad cop! 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
2258 Your mistake was when you called me 'literally a twisted cop.' You meant 'figuratively,' now, didn't you? 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2259 Listen punk, we can do this the hard way....or the funny way. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2260 Good cop-Bad cop is just something you see on TV, kid. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2261 Ha! No, he's not the good cop. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2262 Pennywise for your thoughts. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2263 Listen, son. Be careful what you wish for. I'm the good one. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2264 Come on, admit you're guilty and my boss's balloon is your's 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2265 No, actually I’m the ‘good cop.’ 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2266 Good cop/bad cop was getting stale. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2267 We have ways of making you talk, mwahahahahabeepbeep. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2268 Don't care for juvenile humor? Not a problem, we'll charge you as an adult. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2269 You think that's bad? You should see what he looks like when he gets to be the "bad cop." 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2270 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2271 We are not a bunch of clowns. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2272 Stealing a police officer's balloon animal- you're looking at 20 years to life buddy. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2273 There is no 'good cop'--Al here has replaced him, so you have to talk to me. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2274 We can make this easy. Or we can make this fun. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2275 Is it is it not a real Jeff Koons? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2276 'Your'e mistaken if you think I'm the bad cop.' 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
2277 We're trying out something new: good cop, nightmare cop 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2278 who's that clown? well he's your worst nightmare 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2279 One more chance before you go to Crazy-Cop 1.2500 0.03743 188 148 33 7
2280 Sorry. Our sketch artist is doing a birthday party. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2281 Your wrong!!! I am the good cop!!!! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2282 Look pal, I’m not clowning around here. He might be, but I’m not. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2283 Who are you calling Bozo? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2284 If you don't give me that name, I'm gonna have to send in "The Joker"! 1.2500 0.02713 316 244 65 7
2285 One more animal balloon, Officer Chuckles, and this time, let's make the twisty-squeaky sound really horrendous. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2286 Not now Officer Chuckles, this guy is about to break. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2287 You blew it. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2288 I'm sorry if the ride here in the squad car was a little cramped. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2289 Now, we're gonna have to send in the clowns. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2290 You think you see a clown cop sniffing a balloon dog. Tell us what else you see. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2291 We’re not all clowns. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2292 We'll see how tough you are when I leave you alone with Detective Sprinkles. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2293 What makes you think this is the good cop, bad cop routine? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2294 You think we're fooling around? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2295 Confess or we break your funny bone. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2296 Send in the clowns....don’t bother they’re here. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2297 See what 'Officer Twisty' made out of the last guy that wouldn't come clean? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2298 How would you like it if I contorted your Weiner?! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2299 So you like to play games, huh! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2300 Good cop, bad cop? You wish. It's bad cop, bad clown around here. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2301 Don't make him put on the big green shoes. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2302 I suppose you think we're just clowning around here... 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2303 Still nothing, huh? That's it--no more doing it by the book. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2304 Look, kid, you can talk to me or you can find out what the "C" in "NCIS" really stands for! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2305 Since we got the body cams, he treats every arrest as an audition 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2306 Good cop, clown cop is how we interrogate little snots like you. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2307 We can do this the easy way or we can do it the Twisty the Balloon Clown Cop Way 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2308 Son, you are in deep trouble. You see... I'm the GOOD cop. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2309 Let’s get this straight, kid. I’m not answering your questions about Detective Miller here until you answer my questions about last night's robbery. 1.2477 0.02480 432 342 73 17
2310 So you don’t think it’s funny, do you? 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2311 Better talk now, you don’t want to make him get funny! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2312 Talk or Bozo punctures the dog. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
2313 Now... where are the drugs? 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
2314 My partner here thinks your little story's a little twisted 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2315 You want to end up like this clown.... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2316 Does he look like he's joking? Now does that look like the dog you saw or not? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2317 We'll see who's laughing once my partner is through with you 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2318 We're trying something different, good cop and crazy-as-a-loon cop. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2319 Stop clowning around, this isn’t a circus. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2320 That's right, Sergei. The President's been working undercover this whole time. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2321 Don't mind Jerry - he's only here because it's 'Bring the Black Sheep of Your Family To Work Day'. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2322 What do you mean "I'm funny?" I'm funny how, I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, how am I funny? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2323 Forget good cop/bad cop. This is good cop/killer clown. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2324 If you don't cooperate, I'll have to leave you alone with Officer Bobo. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2325 Just to add pressure, we brought in Mr. Giggles... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2326 Talk or we go to bad cop clown cop. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2327 Give it up, kid - I can make your worst nightmare come true. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2328 12 years undercover in clown college sure was worth it to take you down, sicko 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2329 So, is this "IT?" 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2330 Listen Kid. Work with me. Chuckles, here, ain't the kinda cop you want to play around with. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2331 At least I know who the bad cop is... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2332 This is a serious matter! Tell Mr. Giggles where you were on the night of the murder! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2333 Did you or did you not resist arrest by officer Twisty? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2334 You've got a choice, good cop or clown cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2335 When you lie on your resume, but then get the job 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2336 What do you mean it was planted? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2337 Detective Bobo made the little doggie especially for you. Now say, "Thank you Detective Bobo" before you hurt his feelings, son! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2338 Son, you think this a laughing matter? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2339 He won't crack. Not even a smile. Let's bring in the bearded lady. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2340 No big shoes, no confession. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2341 Good cop, bad cop. Guess which I am. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2342 This is my partner, and he's gonna be your worst nightmare, Sparks. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2343 Intimidated yet? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2344 What's it gonna be, Kid -- the Big House or the Big Top? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2345 alright, son, now officer koons here is going to read you your rights. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2346 Relax, he's in charge of our witness protection program. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2347 This is a little game we call Good Cop, Bad Clown 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2348 What makes you so sure he's the good cop? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2349 You think this is funny pal? Well, my partner over here isn't laughing. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2350 Do you see this poor balloon animal? It no longer has a mother due to your pin-happy antics. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2351 My partner has some pretty... unorthodox methods... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2352 You think this is funny, mister? I'll show you funny! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2353 You don't wanna see his next trick! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2354 Are you the party we are looking for? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2355 Stop clowning around, he's the bad cop and I'm the good cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2356 You think we're fooling around? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2357 My partner might be a real Bozo, but he's a good cop! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2358 You want a lawyer or a doggie? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2359 Here's our new composite artist, Blinky. Does this balloon look like your guy? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2360 Be straight with us--no funny business. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2361 ... and I am the GOOD Cop ... 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2362 See if you can guess who's the good cop! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2363 Good cop or bad clown. Your choice. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2364 Believe it or not, punk, I'm the good cop in this room. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2365 Ever heard of 'good cop, worse cop'? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2366 Doesn't matter, you still have to curb your dog. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2367 The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends into this fun skeaky poodle. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2368 OK, you want to play games? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2369 We can do this the easy way ... or the balloon animal way. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2370 The good cop is not here today, it's must me and this clown. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2371 Is this your dog, Larry? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2372 Ok, wiseass. Now you get the bad cop. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2373 You wanna clown around? I'll show you clowning around! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2374 No, it stands for Clown Scene Investigation. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2375 My partner takes his good-cop role seriously. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2376 This is serious. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2377 Our undercover clown already has you on two counts of using environmentally hazardous polymers and gas. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2378 Sorry that we've never found your lost dog, but we hope you'll take some comfort in Officer Felix's attempt in making your day a little brighter. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2379 Yeah, well after you watch this guy for a couple of hours you'll realize that I am the good cop. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2380 "Joke"? As long as you think this is a joke, I've invited Officer Gambino in to break your funny bone. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2381 You better confess, because we're not clowning around! I mean, we're gonna stop now. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2382 Don't make me call in the lion tamer. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2383 You can talk to us... or the mime! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2384 My partner got him to squeal. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2385 You think you’re a funny guy, huh? Well wait until you meet my partner... 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2386 You think you're funny, do ya? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2387 Listen kid, we're not clowning around here. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2388 Detective Giggles here will interrogate you now. He's been terrifying little boys for decades. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2389 Yeah. That's right. We're done playing good cop bad cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2390 Tell me everything and Chuckles will leave your precious Fido alone 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2391 Let’s see if Officer Chuckles can wipe that smirk off your face. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2392 Start talking. We are *not* clowning around here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2393 So, that's it! You really want this clown to take over. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2394 Start squealing or he starts squeaking. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2395 Good cop or bad clown? It's your choice. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2396 Isn't the good cop/clown cop routine a little dated? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2397 Enough Good Cop, Bad Cop. Talk! or Clown Cop is next. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2398 Son, don't make us play good clown, bad clown. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2399 We can do this the easy way. Or we can do this the wacky way. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2400 Confess or it’s five hours of balloon animals; it’s your choice. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2401 You see, I'm actually the "good" cop. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2402 And where would we find this clown that did it? 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2403 You didn't think we could trace it to you; well we flew in an expert. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2404 You think I'm tough? Wait'll Detective Yucko has a go at ya. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2405 What's the big deal? Clowns are everywhere these days...circuses, White House, precincts.... 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2406 Okay, I'm going to take a little walk, and then...well, let's just say you better like giraffes. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2407 He's about to put the dogs to you. Don't make him get his sword. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2408 Look, do me a favor. Just let him do his act and pretend you enjoy it. He’s worked hard on it. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2409 I'm tired of playing games with you. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2410 I'm getting too old for this shtick 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2411 So now you have what you wanted; it is your turn to tell what you know! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2412 A classic "clown cop, bad cop" maneuver. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2413 I fail to see how this is funny! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2414 You thought I was the bad cop? Think again, pal. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2415 My partner here is deep undercover. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2416 The shoes, kid, the big floppy shoes. I’m your last chance. Then it gets ugly. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2417 Wait til he gets to screeching the latex balloons. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2418 You think you're pretty funny, huh? Detective Stevens, here, is funny—you sir, are not! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2419 The frightening thing is, I AM the good cop. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2420 Sergeant Slappy is going to show you what he'll do to your dog unless you give us the info. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2421 This is Bozo, he’s the head of our canine unit. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2422 Oh you think this is funny, do ya? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2423 I'm tired of this clowning around here. We've got jugglers and card tricks too! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2424 You want nice cop or clown cop? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2425 One of us isn't taking this seriously! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2426 Answer, or he'll undo the dog. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2427 Listen, we've already got too many of you clowns out there working under cover. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2428 If you think I’m scary, wait til you meet my partner. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2429 So, which way is it gonna be? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2430 Just to be clear, I'm the bad cop in this scenario. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2431 This is what you can expect to be if you don't study in school. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2432 What made you think you could outwit our senior clown expert? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2433 You better start talking, pal. We’re looking at a whole different kind of bad cop here 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2434 Is this the dingo w’ate your baby? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2435 As you can tell, this isn't our first rodeo. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2436 Our sketch artist has a cold, we are doing the best we can. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2437 I'm not clowning around here. He is but I'm not.... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2438 So you think we're not serious? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
2439 Let’s not waste anymore time. My partner here has a birthday he has to get to. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2440 Lt. Bozo has ways of making you talk. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2441 My partner doesn't think what you did is funny. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
2442 So you think this is funny, do you, wise guy? 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
2443 Not sure what you ran over, huh? Well, maybe this should jog your memory. 1.2429 0.03776 140 107 32 1
2444 Listen, if anyone is going to clown around it'll be us. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2445 ever wonder what happen to Timothy Leary 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2446 One last chance to fess up before I turn you over to Bozo. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2447 No, he's not funny. Want to know what's really funny? Your alibi! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2448 So you wanna talk to the bad cop?! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2449 Does my colleague here remind you of anyone you are afraid of? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2450 Talk or this dog becomes a snake. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2451 Yes, we sometimes moonlight. Why the question? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2452 Does this look like the dog that attacked you? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2453 Listen clown. You’re no match for us. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
2454 I'm not clowning around here: my partner is." 1.2404 0.03611 183 144 34 5
2455 Unlike officer Bonzo, I’m not clowning around. 1.2398 0.03459 196 154 37 5
2456 Sorry fellow, but we cannot accept anyone in the FBI who can't make balloon animals. 1.2397 0.02391 413 325 77 11
2457 So today we have a "goofy copy" instead of a "good cop." Deal with it. 1.2396 0.02342 434 342 80 12
2458 To answer your question, this is the next step up from intern. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
2459 I’m done Clowning around. Start talking, or the poodle loses a leg. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2460 Time to bring out the dog, which you'll see is no laughing matter. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2461 So, you're wise to the whole "Good Cop-Bad Cop" routine? Well, let's see how you deal with "Bad Cop-Scary Clown." 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2462 My new partner just finished the psychological profile on the perp … and that’s bad news for you, chump. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2463 Detective Gacy will be taking over the interview. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2464 I'm scary cop; my partner here is scarier cop. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2465 There's only room in this place for one clown, and it's not you! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2466 Here's the thing buddy, Bozo's K9 unit can twist the truth out of anyone! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
2467 Do you really want to find out which one's the bad cop? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2468 This isn't all fun and games, regardless of how it looks. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2469 I'm not talking to this clown 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2470 Admit it - you kidnapped the dog at the circus - do I have to draw a picture? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2471 I suggest to cooperate; I am not as nice as Mr. Clowney! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2472 We couldn’t afford a sketch artist. Describe the mugger and Officer Fizbo here will work him up in balloon. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2473 I think you’re twisted and full of hot air! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2474 There's 117 more of him behind that door. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2475 No you can't choose waterboarding that would be illegal. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2476 Hey punk, that's Sergeant McDonald to you! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2477 Tell us the truth, or we will tickle your funny bone! 1.2374 0.02323 438 346 80 12
2478 Why do you keep laughing when I ask you who blew up this dog? 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
2479 Talk and I'll have the clown make you a sword. 1.2374 0.03502 198 157 35 6
2480 He can do dogs, fish, birds, and justice. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
2481 I'm not the "bad cop" - just more serious by comparison. 1.2372 0.03517 215 173 33 9
2482 You are being charged with homicide and cruelty to balloon animals by deflation. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
2483 You want to clown around? My partner will show you clowning around! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2484 Good-Cop, Clown-Cop; always more effective when they bring in the dogs. 1.2366 0.02509 393 313 67 13
2485 I asked for my lawyer. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
2486 So, you have no idea how Officer Squishy's dog made it into your apartment? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2487 This is your last chance, kid. Talk to me or I’m leaving you with Officer Pagliacci. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2488 I thought you said we were doing bad cop clown cop 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2489 My partner here won't put up with any funny business. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2490 Alright buddy, we can do this two ways... 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2491 It’s only entrapment if you were invited to the party. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2492 Laugh if you saw that dog on the night of May 7th. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2493 There are 19 more just like him in a car outside! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2494 ...and if you tell us the truth you get to keep "IT" 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2495 Whether I'm the good cop or the bad cop depends on you... and the extent of your coulrophibia. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2496 Yes, he's the good cop, but also funny crazy 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2497 Maybe a minute alone with Officer Pennywise will help jog your memory. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2498 You WILL tell us the truth.....we have ways to make you talk. And Rocko here is an expert in dealing with Millennials! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2499 There’s no clowning around in prison! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2500 Now you'll sweat. He's homeschooled. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2501 You can't even look me in the eye when you say you're innocent! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2502 Start talking or the dog gets it! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2503 I told you he wasn't kidding. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2504 We can do this the easy way - or the Jangles way. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2505 Wipe that smile off your face, punk. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2506 It's your choice, pal. We can either do this the easy way or the 'Wobbity WOOP! Zing-smabbity-BAM! Mwah-HOOOOGA!’ way. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2507 Officer Patches has ways of making you talk 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2508 So you're telling us there were 50 suspects packed into a tiny car? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2509 ...and NO funny business! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2510 Wait till you meet the bad clown! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2511 Trust me. I'm the good cop! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
2512 Now that you've seen what my partner can do with a balloon, are you ready to talk? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2513 Since federal law enforcement is now such a joke according to the President, they have adopted a new look and are now investigating adolescent humor. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2514 We can do this the easy way or the clown way. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2515 You think this is joke do you? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2516 Yeah, it's good cop, balloon cop 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2517 Alright kid, you're about to get a hefty dose of the good cop, bad cop routine. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2518 Tell me where you hid the body, or Binky here will twist that dog into a flower! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2519 No; he's the good cop! 1.2348 0.02610 362 289 61 12
2520 This is your last chance to talk, or I turn you over to the clown. 1.2346 0.02614 341 270 62 9
2521 Bad news, the kid talked. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2522 Him? He's the comic relief. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2523 You think I'm clowning around?! I'll show you who's clowning around! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2524 You might not talk to me, but I bet you'll talk to BoboCop. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2525 Don't ask. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2526 Man, I hope the cell is more spacious than that clown car cruiser. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2527 Bobo's canine unit proved ineffective at intimidating the suspect 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2528 Ever since his father retired, Bobo has had big shoes to fill. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2529 -What do you mean “The real murderer is a clown cop” ? -... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2530 Rights!? What rights did you give that giraffe and that swan!? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2531 Between you and me, I'm the bad cop, but he's much worse. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2532 The latest in police interrogation , Bad cop , clown cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2533 You'll have to forgive us – our sketch artist is at home sick today. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2534 Work with me or see the ballon dog get hurt. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2535 The sketch artist can't draw dogs but luckily Deputy Bonzo stepped up to the plate. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2536 and he bites too! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2537 He told me you had a lot more to say at your 12th birthday party. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2538 You should see the squad car... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2539 Now, I KNOW you don't want to see what else he can do with that balloon. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2540 Listen, if I walk out that door balloon animals won’t be the only thing Bubbles will twist. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2541 The real orange clown was at Mar-a-Lago but this guy is a more than capable substitute 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2542 I'm stop. This is Frisk. Together we're known as - oh never mind. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2543 Quit your clowning kid - that's JoJo's job. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2544 Kid, where do you think my partner, Ronald, learned to make unbelievably lifelike balloon animals? Prison. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2545 Look, we're not clowning around here! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2546 We can help each other. You give me names, I'll give you this cool balloon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2547 Listen wise guy, its a figure of speech that directly refers to one thing by mentioning another for rhetorical effect. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2548 This is the old good cop, bad clown routine. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2549 Ok, we are done clowning around here! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2550 So you've never heard of 'good cop, sad cop'? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2551 We know the circus has a mole in our department -- why won't you tell Officer Chuckles and me who it is? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2552 Maybe now that you have seen the way Mike handled that ballon you would like to tell us what really happened. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2553 Talk now, or we'll leave you alone in the room with Bozo until you do! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2554 He can do them all, and his shift's just starting. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2555 You flip kid and the balloon is yours. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2556 Inform on the cartel and the dog is yours." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2557 Okay, buster, this is your last chance to man up. Otherwise, it's enhanced interrogation! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2558 You have the right to remain stoic. Should you give up that right, any amusement can and will be used against you... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2559 Alright, bud. You give us what we want and we'll give you what you want. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2560 Okay - time to get serious about this. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2561 You have the right not to laugh....... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2562 A Mr Jeff Koons says it’s his, not yours. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2563 What kind of a wise guy asks for an English bulldog 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2564 Take my word for it, he's the bad cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2565 No, CSI does not stand for Clown Scene Investigation 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2566 Can you believe this Bozo? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2567 Listen up dirtbag! Detective Bozo has a very large safety pin in his pocket, and he's not afraid to use it! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2568 Last chance to confess or it’s 100 Trump Tweets recited in the “Crazy Klown “ voice ! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2569 And that's what Officer Puddles will do to you if you don't start talkin'. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2570 All right. You know why we're in here. Now laugh. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
2571 You don't want us to bring in the bad clown 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2572 Damn it, Johnson. I told you that "Good cop, Hilarious cop" wouldn't work. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2573 They were out of ponies. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2574 OKAY! No more clowning around. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2575 Talk now or I’ll sic the good cop on you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2576 Kenny had become disillusioned with his position at the K9 department. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2577 I know what you asked for, but isn't this guy a lot more fun than some stuffy old lawyer? 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
2578 Good Cop, Clown Cop. Works every time... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2579 There's an 82.6% chance you have a fear of clowns. Are you sure you want me leave you alone with Donald or are you ready to confess? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2580 Law & Order: Jester Victims Unit 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2581 We have ways to make you squeak. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2582 Do you have any idea why that balloon animal doesn't speak? It's a little hoarse! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2583 Listen, kid, you don't want to get on Bozo's bad side. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2584 No! I'm the good clown. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2585 Don't play the fool here! That's Jeremy's job, and he's got a family to support. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2586 Come clean or I'll leave you here with your worst nightmare. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2587 Don't make me play Good Cop Bad Clown 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2588 He's much more effective than water-boarding 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2589 This is serious business, son. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2590 'Fess up now or I call in the mime. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2591 Only a bunch of clowns would believe that story! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2592 WE WERE UNDERCOVER! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2593 Unless you tell us what you know, you're going to find out why this precinct is called the Fun House! 1.2346 0.03237 243 195 39 9
2594 Now that you've confessed, I'll send him out of the room. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2595 Come clean, or the puppy gets it. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2596 Actually, he’s the “bad cop.” 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2597 You’re a former member of the Clown Crime Syndicate...we know they have a man on the inside, so just tell us who! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2598 How about we play a little good cop, gag cop? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2599 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a chortle of law. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2600 Trust me, the next trick will be much worse. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2601 You wanna guess which one of us is the good cop?! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2602 Now we're gonna play a little game I call Bad Cop, Idiot Cop. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2603 Listen kid, do you think this is just fun & games? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2604 You need to know that I'm the good cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2605 “Ever hear of good cop, mad cop? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2606 Talk ... or so help me, no more mister nice clown!! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2607 Just because it's Bring Your Adult Son to Work Day, that doesn't mean I have to be proud of him. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2608 You don't get a prize, kid...he's just a bozo. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2609 I don’t see what’s so funny. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2610 You take my partner for a bozo, kid? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2611 Looks like it's time for good cop, sad cop. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2612 Now sing- and it better not be the aria from Pagliacci! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2613 We don't actually think of it as a "Good cop/Bad cop-- it's more "Monologist Cop/Clown cop." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2614 Dammit Johnson, Bad Cop! Not bad clown! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2615 I’m the good cop; he’s silly cop. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2616 Just tell us who your exotic pet supplier is son, and we can make this all disappear. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2617 If you won't talk for him, we've got 57 more waiting in the car downstairs. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2618 Jimmy, I’m trying to help you here. Tell me who did it before my partner seltzers you. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2619 You'll crack up in no time now. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2620 You look at me when I'm talking to you!! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2621 well do you want the dog or not 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
2622 Funny? Koons didnt think it was funny! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2623 NO, It's Not President Trump! The First Family Does Not Have a Dog! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2624 Tell us what you know or Officer Bozo will pop the dog. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2625 Our sketch artist quit, so this will have to do. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2626 This case is still evolving. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2627 That's right, punk. If you don't start talking fast, I leave you alone with the Lieutenant until Monday. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2628 If you know what's good for you, you'll quit treating us like a couple of Bozos. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2629 No, we're not Benson and Stabler. We're Barnum and Bailey. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2630 Yeah, that's right! He's bad cop 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2631 He's here to twist you into a stool pigeon! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2632 Budget cuts - no sketch artist. Well? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2633 Fail to cooperate--and you'll look like that balloon animal... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
2634 I’m the good cop. I don’t think you want to mess with him! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2635 We used to have a "Good Cop" and a "Bad Cop" but after the budget cuts this was all we could afford 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2636 My partner would like to ask you a few questions - and no funny business! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2637 This is the FBI, Zuckerberg. You seem to think that we are clowning around. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2638 My other partners are still in the car. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
2639 Admit it. You killed the balloon dog with a pin! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2640 And if you won't cooperate with Officer Chuckles, I have plenty of other partners waiting out in my cruiser. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2641 We found this in your suitcase; did you think you could pull something over on a well trained TSA clown? 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
2642 so you think this is just some sort of circus , do ya 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
2643 So, who's the "clown" now? 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
2644 "Ever hear of 'good cop, bad clown'"? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2645 Officer Flopsy's dog says drugs...that's good enough for me. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2646 Our sketch artist is out sick, but Detective Pagliacci is filling in. Just don't go crazy with details, ok pal? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2647 Sorry. The regular good cop is sick. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2648 No you said he's funny! Funny how??!! Like he's a clown? Like he amuses you?! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2649 Nobody will believe you that a clown beat the truth out of you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2650 Yes, it's his real hair. Now what else can you tell us about the dog? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2651 No, that is not Trump, that is one of our officers. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2652 You wanna wind up like dis guy? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2653 TELL THE TRUTH AND YOU GET THE PUPPY? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2654 Budget Cuts Have Reduced Our Good Cop-Bad Cop Routine to a Bare Minimum. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2655 If you think we're about to play a game of "bad cop, good cop", you'd better think again. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2656 It ain't no laughing matter, Punk. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2657 We have someone that can place you at the circus, right Donny? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2658 OK, bud. You clown around with us, we clown around with you! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2659 we will not turn this trial into a circus 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
2660 Sure, you can wait for your lawyer to get here... But I should tell you -- Birthday Boy's down the hall, singin' and blowin' out candles! 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
2661 You don't really want to work here -- the place is a circus! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2662 Actually, he's the bad cop...and he will squeeze the truth out of you! 1.2301 0.03977 113 87 26 0
2663 Today’s your lucky day, pal. Meet special agent Bozo, from our twisted crimes division... 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
2664 I'm a sweetheart compared to my partner here. He'll have you in stitches. 1.2292 0.03781 144 113 29 2
2665 That's right, this isn't your Dad's good cop, bad cop. 1.2292 0.02802 288 229 52 7
2666 Believe me punk, you're gonna wanna deal with me. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2667 Listen Bozo, we know how to deal with someone like you. 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
2668 You think we are funny, funny how, like clowns, we amuse you - how are we funny? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2669 Thanks to undercover officer Jangles here, you have heisted your last teeny weeny tiny car. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2670 I have a balloon gun. Don't try me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2671 It’s called an Unhappy Meal. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2672 Go easy on him, the divorce has been rough. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2673 Look, he's the President of the company! Just tell him it looks like a dog! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2674 All right, now we're putting on the kid gloves. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2675 Alright, Sondheim, you asked for it 1.2278 0.06729 79 68 4 7
2676 No, this is not a litmus test. But what public figure does this man remind you of? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2677 It's not just a balloon to this clown! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2678 Don't be fooled. I'm the good cop. He'll twist it out of you! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2679 So, you think we're just playing around with you, huh? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2680 Yeah, Einstein!! I am the bad guy here!! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2681 Clowns and elephants are the pegs on which justice is hung! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2682 All right, bud, you wanna talk about the elephant in the room? Sure. But we can't exactly find him. He's probably with the 50 other clowns, also in this room. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2683 Budget cuts 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2684 Talk or I send in the clowns!" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2685 Even Mr. Miffles doesn't buy your alibi, punk. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2686 No, stupid! I'M the good cop. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
2687 Oh that, Derrick.. that's a little thing we call an 'enhanced interrogation technique,' aka 'the night terror,' aka 'sweet dreams a**hole' ... Tootles he's all yours.. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2688 Please cooperate or you’ll get good cop bad clown. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2689 You ain’t seen a bad cop ‘til you’ve tangled with Detective Chuckles here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2690 ''We're testing a new Tough Cop - Fun Cop interrogation protocol. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2691 Wipe that smile off your face, the party is over! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2692 That's right, he called you a little girl because big boys always go for the sword. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2693 Listen pal, you think he’s annoying? I’ll give you one last chance to tell me what you saw, or else I’m bringing in the mime! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2694 And you though I was your worst nightmare! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2695 No good cop here. It's bad cop, evil clown! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2696 Wise up kid! You’re not dealing with a couple of Bozo’s here. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2697 I can't work with this clown anymore! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2698 Look, I'm on your side here kid, but I can only protect you from Detective Chuckles if you work with me on this. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2699 Say hello to my little friend! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2700 You think we're just clowning-around with you? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2701 Squeakers here smelled contraband on your person 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2702 Do you really think we're clowning around, bozo? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2703 Ten minutes alone with Officer Jingles and you’ll wish you never heard of static electricity. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2704 confess or we'll let him tell jokes. 1.2278 0.05683 79