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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's a textbook case--depending on which state your textbooks are from. 2.0374 0.01113 5317 1656 1806 1855
1 I suspect some people will deny this ever happened. 2.0331 0.01135 5010 1535 1774 1701
2 The coroner said it occurred sometime between 360 million years ago and 4am. 2.0121 0.01080 5701 1862 1908 1931
3 It's Kansas, m'am. Evolution is a crime. 1.9957 0.01143 5355 1883 1612 1860
4 I wouldn't have expected this in a million years. 1.9853 0.01155 4882 1627 1700 1555
5 Say what you will, he died a man. 1.9753 0.01405 3320 1130 1142 1048
6 This case goes back further than we thought. 1.9645 0.02514 986 325 371 290
7 Mind you, it's just a theory. 1.9615 0.01420 3093 1026 1160 907
8 Looks like the past finally caught up with him. 1.9418 0.01478 2853 976 1067 810
9 It's going to take a while to notify all the next of kin. 1.9389 0.01120 5136 1822 1806 1508
10 A billion years of evolution and they still don't look both ways... 1.9303 0.01174 4935 1863 1553 1519
11 Looks like a textbook case — except in Texas. 1.9292 0.01201 4631 1723 1513 1395
12 No jury in Tennessee will believe it. 1.9245 0.02972 755 282 248 225
13 We suspect the cause of death was natural selection. 1.9171 0.01454 2990 1079 1080 831
14 We have to improve our response time. 1.9103 0.01315 3936 1531 1227 1178
15 Well, at least we have a timeline. 1.9065 0.01081 4930 1673 2045 1212
16 Witnesses say it all started with a big bang. 1.9062 0.02547 991 369 346 276
17 Just when he got on his own two feet. 1.9020 0.01294 3726 1363 1365 998
18 I'll tell you one thing. This killer took his time. 1.8997 0.01819 1955 740 671 544
19 Looks to me like he was running from his past. 1.8928 0.01266 3945 1482 1404 1059
20 There's a missing link here somewhere... 1.8866 0.01513 2690 998 999 693
21 Obviously, it's an evolving crime scene. 1.8830 0.01986 1522 556 588 378
22 Round up the usual fundamentalists. 1.8783 0.01899 1874 761 580 533
23 Get Darwin from forensics on this. He may have a theory. 1.8626 0.01564 2570 1008 907 655
24 This didn't just happen over night. 1.8620 0.01253 3856 1470 1448 938
25 We're waiting on the DNA results, but believe they were all related. 1.8618 0.01435 2728 981 1143 604
26 Looks like his past caught up with him. 1.8429 0.01547 2603 1047 918 638
27 Looks like the crime took place some time between 600 Million B.C. and 3 A.M. 1.8392 0.01334 3575 1471 1208 896
28 Looks like his past caught up with him. 1.8374 0.01180 4390 1756 1592 1042
29 This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! 1.8166 0.01998 1516 623 548 345
30 Clearly, this is an evolving crime scene. 1.8110 0.02625 857 349 321 187
31 I guess we’ll see how this case evolves. 1.8053 0.02021 1356 533 554 269
32 I can't help thinking we're missing a link here. 1.8030 0.01312 3497 1464 1258 775
33 "We've been trying to get a stoplight at this intersection since the beginning of time.' 1.7991 0.01457 2977 1300 975 702
34 We'll have to notify the next of species 1.7971 0.01615 2454 1085 782 587
35 'Yeah, but why kill the other four? No way they were going to talk.' 1.7939 0.01756 2082 927 657 498
36 Well, at least we can rule out the evangelicals. 1.7894 0.02913 812 383 217 212
37 Our witness claims it started with a Big Bang. 1.7877 0.01662 2252 990 750 512
38 I estimate time of death somewhere between 10pm last night and the Middle Devonian Period. 1.7874 0.01447 2832 1204 1026 602
39 We think the victims are all related. 1.7854 0.01997 1426 591 550 285
40 Of course, it’s just a theory... 1.7825 0.02093 1402 616 475 311
41 We've ruled out an act of God 1.7795 0.02106 1442 655 450 337
42 Good luck establishing the time of death. 1.7720 0.02081 1373 600 486 287
43 What a shame. He was making real progress. 1.7700 0.02100 1352 594 475 283
44 This never happens in the Bible Belt. 1.7637 0.02171 1316 600 427 289
45 God only knows what's next. 1.7606 0.01565 2561 1183 808 570
46 Start questioning relatives, no matter how distant. 1.7562 0.01502 2535 1109 935 491
47 The neighbors said they first heard a big bang. 1.7556 0.01616 2361 1087 764 510
48 Natural causes. Except for the last one, he was walking and texting. 1.7483 0.01893 1764 835 538 391
49 We're looking for a single-celled organism with a helluva longstanding grudge. 1.7429 0.02263 1260 610 364 286
50 The facts of this case are still evolving. 1.7308 0.04995 234 108 81 45
51 We do have a theory, but not everyone is going to accept it. 1.7250 0.01484 2545 1159 927 459
52 A witness said she heard a big bang. 1.7226 0.01573 2394 1133 792 469
53 At this point it's still just a theory. 1.7185 0.01500 2565 1202 883 480
54 OK, start from the beginning. 1.7180 0.01608 2213 1033 771 409
55 Witnesses say they heard a big bang. 1.7180 0.01561 2521 1230 772 519
56 Any theories? 1.7176 0.01594 2273 1068 779 426
57 Our suspect is a home-schooled white male carrying a Bible. 1.7166 0.02113 1443 727 398 318
58 I still think we're missing a link. 1.7164 0.01807 1724 799 615 310
59 Put a tail on him right away. 1.7098 0.01921 1616 784 517 315
60 We may have a statute of limitations issue here. 1.7073 0.01784 1787 846 618 323
61 Don't ask me what it means. I was home schooled. 1.7033 0.01916 1712 867 486 359
62 Once again, from the beginning 1.7011 0.02950 629 294 229 106
63 Never thought I'd see anything like this in a billion years. 1.7009 0.02151 1264 615 412 237
64 I’ve got a few theories but they keep evolving. 1.7005 0.01982 1359 627 512 220
65 Get me all the security camera footage from the last five hundred million years. 1.6997 0.02927 706 351 216 139
66 So, the question is: random, or by design 1.6995 0.01963 1471 704 505 262
67 I thought you said you had a tail on this guy. 1.6992 0.01789 1825 890 594 341
68 This has Darwin written all over it. 1.6991 0.01811 1831 908 566 357
69 The way I figure it, we got about 8 million years until he strikes again. 1.6953 0.02026 1434 707 457 270
70 Well, down here evolution still is a crime 1.6930 0.03136 596 294 191 111
71 Three days to retirement and I get a 160 million-year cold case. 1.6904 0.02866 743 377 219 147
72 I've seen this before. These kinds of cases start out a little fishy, and eventually evolve. 1.6903 0.01887 1550 742 546 262
73 We know the victim was here sometime between 11 pm last night and the early Palaeozoic Era. 1.6886 0.01942 1532 755 499 278
74 Looks like they were shot with an evolver. 1.6883 0.02004 1495 754 453 288
75 Yeah, we have a theory, ... but it's just evolving. 1.6881 0.01913 1526 738 526 262
76 So sad... he was becoming a stand up guy... 1.6831 0.02312 1057 519 354 184
77 ...even if we solve the case... 38% of people won't believe it... 1.6821 0.02055 1365 679 441 245
78 We need to find the missing link 1.6801 0.02031 1366 673 457 236
79 Well, we'll have to notify the next of species 1.6778 0.02197 1229 626 373 230
80 And you say that this all started after the neighbors heard a big bang. 1.6747 0.02205 1251 650 358 243
81 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... 1.6708 0.02408 1039 540 301 198
82 They say all the victims were related. 1.6695 0.02145 1165 568 414 183
83 Looks like his past finally caught up to him. 1.6681 0.02290 1136 589 335 212
84 It appears the victim had a history. 1.6667 0.02386 945 464 332 149
85 One thing's for sure - it took longer than six days to pull this one off. 1.6654 0.02263 1073 534 364 175
86 We think the victims may have been related. 1.6651 0.02138 1093 517 425 151
87 I don't think we've seen the end of this. 1.6639 0.02288 1068 538 351 179
88 We've got to improve our response time. 1.6637 0.02440 1017 536 287 194
89 I think we can establish a timeline. 1.6579 0.02242 991 474 382 135
90 The question is: who's next? 1.6560 0.03263 529 271 169 89
91 If only we could find the missing link. 1.6551 0.02386 954 480 323 151
92 Whoever did this took their time. 1.6539 0.02440 939 481 302 156
93 Look, this is New York. If you’re gonna cross, cross. Don’t take ages. 1.6530 0.03784 415 220 119 76
94 Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. 1.6491 0.02653 818 429 247 142
95 Remind me to tell Detective Darwin his humor isn’t appreciated by everyone. 1.6485 0.02587 879 467 254 158
96 If these murders are connected, I'm a monkey's uncle. 1.6478 0.02622 883 478 238 167
97 Based on the evidence at hand, we think the crime took place between 1 Billion years ago and last Tuesday around 9.15 PM. 1.6475 0.02557 868 453 268 147
98 I see a pattern evolving here. 1.6471 0.02463 870 437 303 130
99 Looks like he died of natural selection. 1.6470 0.02509 864 441 287 136
100 Round up all the Creationists in the area. 1.6469 0.02579 861 452 261 148
101 Apparently they were walking in single phylum when they were gunned down. 1.6467 0.02894 733 400 192 141
102 I tell ya, they just don’t teach you this stuff in school. 1.6464 0.02600 857 453 254 150
103 I wonder if they were related. 1.6454 0.02519 846 430 286 130
104 That must have been one slow-moving bus. 1.6453 0.02690 826 445 229 152
105 Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. 1.6453 0.02590 857 452 257 148
106 Evolutionary, My Dear Watson 1.6426 0.02749 817 450 209 158
107 I’ve been chasing this perp for seems like 600 million years. 1.6413 0.02592 803 412 267 124
108 The Medical Examiner places time of death between 4 hours and 360 million years ago. 1.6413 0.02686 803 428 235 140
109 It looks like the victims were naturally selected. 1.6413 0.02665 800 422 243 135
110 I don't like where this is going 1.6381 0.02710 771 408 234 129
111 Keep the creationists away. They'll want to destroy the evidence. 1.6378 0.02723 773 412 229 132
112 Despite the evidence, it’s still just a theory. 1.6377 0.02701 770 406 237 127
113 This didn't happen overnight. 1.6375 0.02684 767 401 243 123
114 Whoever did this was in no hurry. 1.6372 0.02704 769 406 236 127
115 It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.6361 0.02756 731 384 229 118
116 Looks like we can rule out creationists. 1.6335 0.02748 734 387 229 118
117 You expect me to believe this happened overnight? 1.6335 0.02728 734 384 235 115
118 It apparently took the police forever to get here. 1.6334 0.02751 731 385 229 117
119 Not even the fittest survive in this town. 1.6327 0.02694 727 374 246 107
120 The medical examiner estimates the time of death as between four million years to one hour ago. 1.6326 0.02738 724 378 234 112
121 This is the longest stretch of serial killings we've ever had. 1.6321 0.02789 723 385 219 119
122 Looks like they were killed by a higher-caliber evolver. 1.6306 0.02838 712 384 207 121
123 If we could only find the missing link. 1.6284 0.02794 697 367 222 108
124 Poor guy just got on his own two feet. 1.6279 0.02823 688 364 216 108
125 We really need to speed up our response times. 1.6270 0.02936 681 374 187 120
126 We also recovered a revolver, pointed stick, flint, molten lava and a bunch of slime. 1.6261 0.02909 674 365 196 113
127 The first thing you do in cases like this, Officer, is look for the missing link. 1.6261 0.02824 674 354 218 102
128 Whoever did this was in no hurry. 1.6257 0.03177 529 277 173 79
129 The murder weapon appears to be an evolver. 1.6256 0.02950 673 370 185 118
130 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... 1.6254 0.02991 670 373 175 122
131 I'm not sayin' creationists did it; I'm just sayin' they had a motive 1.6230 0.02932 634 337 199 98
132 It appears this victim was shot with an evolver. 1.6225 0.03055 649 365 164 120
133 Yes, mark that down as an evolving crime scene. 1.6217 0.02834 645 335 219 91
134 Any idea if the victims are related? 1.6215 0.02870 642 337 211 94
135 My gut tells me it was all done with a evolver. 1.6205 0.02938 635 340 196 99
136 This was a crime years in the making. 1.6199 0.03200 513 269 170 74
137 Check if any of our suspects has a fossil record. 1.6194 0.02947 628 336 195 97
138 Call the time of death anywhere between 400 million B.C. and last night at 11 o'clock. 1.6192 0.02844 625 322 219 84
139 Well, we know one thing. He didn’t go quickly. 1.6181 0.03003 618 335 184 99
140 I'm curious to see how this case evolves. 1.6161 0.02947 607 321 198 88
141 They may all be related, but that’s just a theory 1.6141 0.03028 596 322 182 92
142 As you can see, the situation evolved quickly. 1.6133 0.03094 587 322 170 95
143 Get me a list of all nearby residents for the last 400 million years. 1.6133 0.03223 587 336 142 109
144 Well, we can rule out Pence. 1.6130 0.03295 571 330 132 109
145 I think the evidence in the case is still evolving. 1.6108 0.02965 573 299 198 76
146 For the life of me, I can't see a link. 1.6105 0.02967 570 297 198 75
147 Damn it Frank--I said we need proof, not a theory. 1.6102 0.03062 567 304 180 83
148 There must be a missing link. 1.6095 0.03087 566 306 175 85
149 So we know where he came from, but where was he going? 1.6092 0.03150 563 310 163 90
150 We're looking for the missing link, detective. 1.6088 0.02947 570 296 201 73
151 Forensic evidence shows the victims were all related. 1.6079 0.03015 556 292 190 74
152 Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. 1.6076 0.03196 553 307 156 90
153 The theory is he died from natural selection. 1.6066 0.03153 549 300 165 84
154 No leads yet, but the case is evolving. 1.6066 0.03045 549 290 185 74
155 That's Darwin's M.O. all right. 1.6066 0.03110 549 296 173 80
156 So far all we know is that one was named Lucy. 1.6059 0.03148 543 295 167 81
157 4 Billion Years, but we finally caught him. 1.6052 0.03283 537 303 143 91
158 Whoever committed this murder has been planning it for a long time. 1.6052 0.03131 542 293 170 79
159 The most tragic thing of all is that the fish knew it was a bad idea. 1.6048 0.03253 539 302 148 89
160 Well, the war on science has finally hit the streets... 1.6045 0.03192 536 294 160 82
161 We believe the murders occured over an extended period of time. 1.6034 0.03211 532 293 157 82
162 It's a long story. 1.6031 0.03182 524 284 164 76
163 I'm homicide. You're going to have to call extinction. 1.6019 0.03155 520 279 169 72
164 This crime didn't just happen overnight. 1.6012 0.03232 504 273 159 72
165 Round up the usual species. 1.5996 0.03323 512 288 141 83
166 It was a rapidly evolving crime. 1.5976 0.03244 502 274 156 72
167 We’ve found a suspect, but there seems to be a missing link 1.5976 0.03207 502 271 162 69
168 Looks like his past finally caught up to him. 1.5976 0.03293 502 278 148 76
169 God knows who did it. 1.5971 0.03399 489 276 134 79
170 Find out where the Arkansas Board of Education was last night. 1.5968 0.03515 496 292 112 92
171 Neighbors say they heard a big bang. 1.5960 0.03306 495 274 147 74
172 I'd put time of death between noon yesterday and 3.5 billion years ago. 1.5947 0.03454 486 279 125 82
173 This isn't random. The killer went after the whole family tree. 1.5946 0.03855 333 177 114 42
174 Thought I had a handle on this case, but it just keeps evolving... 1.5938 0.03216 480 256 163 61
175 From the looks of it, I'd say it took him quite a long time to die. 1.5933 0.03468 477 273 125 79
176 No definite leads yet. The case is still evolving. 1.5933 0.03272 477 258 155 64
177 I suspect the fish is a red herring. 1.5929 0.03470 479 275 124 80
178 This may turn out to be the crime of the centuries. 1.5920 0.03280 473 256 154 63
179 God knows who might be next. 1.5920 0.03518 473 274 118 81
180 Lady in the shop says it started with a big bang. 1.5911 0.03511 472 273 119 80
181 I'm afraid this crime is still evolving. 1.5911 0.03245 472 253 159 60
182 Well so much for survival of the fittest. 1.5910 0.03489 467 267 124 76
183 We're running the DNA now, but it appears that the victims were all related. 1.5906 0.03357 469 259 143 67
184 Eye witnesses said they were run down by someone driving a Genesis. 1.5906 0.03438 469 265 131 73
185 Witnesses report hearing a big bang. 1.5901 0.03561 466 272 113 81
186 This was a cold-blooded killing. Warm-blooded also. 1.5901 0.03455 466 264 129 73
187 OK, officer, take me through the time-line from the beginning... 1.5896 0.03308 463 251 151 61
188 On the plus side, it should be quite a while before he strikes again. 1.5882 0.03401 459 255 138 66
189 I think we're all wondering, what's next? 1.5881 0.03358 454 248 145 61
190 You're right officer. This intersection has been dangerous for a long, long time. 1.5872 0.03479 453 256 128 69
191 I'd investigate, but this is Texas. 1.5872 0.03465 453 255 130 68
192 These weren't just random victims, they were selected. And they were selected naturally. 1.5867 0.03511 450 256 124 70
193 We should get the DNA back from the lab soon, but for now, it appears the victims were all related. 1.5854 0.03262 439 231 159 49
194 Round up the usual fundamentalists. 1.5854 0.03681 439 259 103 77
195 I’m afraid of what might happen next. 1.5852 0.03465 446 250 131 65
196 No, I'm not certain, it's just a theory. 1.5850 0.03539 441 251 122 68
197 The weapon was dusted for opposable thumb prints. 1.5850 0.03451 441 245 134 62
198 Someone went to a lot of trouble to make it look like natural selection. 1.5847 0.03512 443 251 125 67
199 I told you this crime would start out fishy and evolve into something more complex... 1.5847 0.03424 443 245 137 61
200 It appears that his past caught up with him 1.5841 0.03517 440 249 125 66
201 I still don't buy it. There has to be a missing link! 1.5837 0.03460 442 247 132 63
202 Let's start at the beginning. 1.5837 0.03431 442 245 136 61
203 We need to stop this guy, and soon. I have a feeling he's getting smarter. 1.5835 0.03629 425 244 114 67
204 Looks like he was shot with an evolver. 1.5835 0.03624 437 254 111 72
205 I have a theory, but it'll be damned hard to prove. 1.5826 0.03344 436 235 148 53
206 Sure it's just a theory, but damn it, it's the best we've got. 1.5818 0.03518 428 240 127 61
207 It could be murder — or just natural selection. 1.5802 0.03512 424 237 128 59
208 all we've found so far is a carbon footprint 1.5779 0.03591 417 237 119 61
209 If for any reason I say this case is "evolving," I want you to punch me in the neck. 1.5774 0.03542 407 226 127 54
210 It’s evolutionary my dear officer Watson. 1.5773 0.03563 414 233 123 58
211 The question is: who's next? 1.5756 0.03689 410 238 108 64
212 Shame--he was on his way to becoming an upright citizen. 1.5753 0.03641 405 231 115 59
213 Call Darwin at forensic, he'll have his own theory on this. 1.5749 0.03526 407 226 128 53
214 Evolutionary, My Dear Watson 1.5736 0.03804 401 238 96 67
215 This case just keeps evolving. 1.5732 0.03689 396 227 111 58
216 Round up the usual Darwinists. 1.5732 0.03741 396 230 105 61
217 The evidence is still evolving. At least that's the theory. 1.5729 0.03692 398 229 110 59
218 Looks like evolution really is dead. 1.5729 0.03570 398 222 124 52
219 No big mystery here, Detective. It was only a matter of time. 1.5725 0.03746 393 228 105 60
220 So much for the survival of the fittest. 1.5722 0.03644 395 224 116 55
221 I think this case is evolving. 1.5718 0.03590 390 217 123 50
222 We believe the crime took place sometime between the Cambrian Explosion and 5:00 p.m. yesterday. 1.5699 0.03800 386 226 100 60
223 We’ve fixed the time of death at between 65 million years ago and last Tuesday 1.5696 0.03714 388 223 109 56
224 Our suspect clearly took his time. 1.5696 0.03568 388 215 125 48
225 Good news.. we've narrowed down the time of death to somewhere between a billion years ago to 8:56pm tonight 1.5685 0.03668 387 220 114 53
226 Now keep in mind, it's only a theory. 1.5681 0.03686 382 217 113 52
227 When the mob says they'll go after your family, they mean it. 1.5674 0.04169 319 187 83 49
228 The real tragedy is that now the world will never know what he might have become. 1.5672 0.03625 372 206 121 45
229 Find out how the victims were connected. 1.5668 0.03669 374 210 116 48
230 Time of death was between 30 million BC and 2 a.m. 1.5668 0.03860 374 220 96 58
231 This is our oldest unsolved case. 1.5660 0.03751 371 212 108 51
232 Our understanding of the motive is still evolving. 1.5652 0.03614 368 203 122 43
233 This new evidence seems to clear Adam and Eve 1.5649 0.03779 370 213 105 52
234 Check whether anybody saw or heard anything unusual in the last 100 million years. 1.5647 0.03933 363 215 91 57
235 I suspect our perpetrator has been at this for some time. 1.5635 0.03618 362 199 122 41
236 We seem to be missing a link. 1.5628 0.03732 366 208 110 48
237 He must have been in deep. They don't usually go after the relatives. 1.5628 0.03732 366 208 110 48
238 No crime of passion here - this was carefully planned for eons. 1.5593 0.03829 354 204 102 48
239 That’s life. 1.5578 0.03983 346 205 89 52
240 Whoever did this trailed him for ages. 1.5578 0.03854 346 199 101 46
241 Proving it won’t be easy. 1.5569 0.03880 343 198 99 46
242 What are we missing? 1.5569 0.03746 343 192 111 40
243 Let's not rule out intelligent design. 1.5569 0.03746 343 192 111 40
244 The coroner says the victims were all related. 1.5569 0.03631 343 187 121 35
245 Well, the case is definitely evolving. 1.5565 0.03685 345 191 116 38
246 Looks like we need to go back to the beginning to solve this one. 1.5562 0.03868 347 201 99 47
247 In this case we just need to find the missing link. 1.5549 0.03843 337 192 103 42
248 Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5549 0.04001 337 199 89 49
249 I think we're looking for a Creationist. 1.5549 0.03889 337 194 99 44
250 Let's just wait and see how this evolves. 1.5549 0.03820 337 191 105 41
251 Granted, this is just a theory. 1.5539 0.03751 334 186 111 37
252 Establishing the time of death might be difficult 1.5539 0.04006 334 197 89 48
253 At first I thought it was a random shooting but my theory is evolving. 1.5529 0.03825 331 187 105 39
254 Looks like the victim has a history. 1.5529 0.03654 331 180 119 32
255 At this point all we have is a theory. 1.5529 0.03896 331 190 99 42
256 Murder weapon was an 'evolver. 1.5518 0.03900 328 188 99 41
257 Evolutionary, my dear! 1.5518 0.04221 328 202 71 55
258 I think we write it up as natural causes. 1.5512 0.03865 332 190 101 41
259 Well, it didn't happen overnight. 1.5512 0.03888 332 191 99 42
260 According to a local pastor, the murders took place over a course of seven days. 1.5508 0.04070 325 193 85 47
261 Well, he had a good run. 1.5508 0.04093 325 194 83 48
262 In this town, sometimes even the fittest don't survive. 1.5508 0.03999 325 190 91 44
263 Hm, I believe the murderer used an evolver. 1.5505 0.04028 327 193 88 46
264 Took too long to cross the road, I'd say. 1.5494 0.03913 324 186 98 40
265 Ignore the red herring down at the end 1.5489 0.04221 317 193 74 50
266 I'm afraid this isn't the end of it. 1.5480 0.03798 323 181 107 35
267 Whoever did this really took his time. 1.5475 0.04136 316 189 81 46
268 Clearly what we have here is an evolving crime scene. 1.5457 0.03877 317 180 101 36
269 Nothing definite, but I have a theory. 1.5457 0.04053 317 187 87 43
270 Whoever did this obviously took their time. 1.5457 0.03954 317 183 95 39
271 Has the medical examiner established the era of death? 1.5457 0.03903 317 181 99 37
272 No suspects yet, but we're working on a theory... 1.5434 0.03933 311 178 97 36
273 Frankly, “Crime of the Century” would be an understatement. 1.5434 0.04139 311 186 81 44
274 This has Darwin's fingerprints all over it. 1.5422 0.04271 308 189 71 48
275 Right now all we have is a theory 1.5422 0.04119 308 183 83 42
276 This is the coldest case I've ever seen. 1.5415 0.04058 301 175 89 37
277 Let's show the forensic evidence to the Vice President. 1.5410 0.04228 305 185 75 45
278 We estimate the crime took place sometime between midnight and 500 million years ago. 1.5403 0.04117 298 175 85 38
279 Evolutionary, Watson. Evolutionary. 1.5403 0.04144 298 176 83 39
280 Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. 1.5390 0.04286 295 179 73 43
281 We're gonna have a problem with the statute of limitations on this one. 1.5390 0.04036 295 170 91 34
282 Longest killing spree ever. 1.5390 0.04008 295 169 93 33
283 Witnesses report hearing a big bang. 1.5377 0.04153 292 172 83 37
284 We think all the victims are related. 1.5377 0.03890 292 163 101 28
285 So sad. To make it this far then get hit by a truck 1.5377 0.04428 292 182 63 47
286 Find out if the victims are related. 1.5377 0.04125 292 171 85 36
287 Let's just say the case is evolving. 1.5377 0.04125 292 171 85 36
288 We’re missing something. 1.5377 0.03980 292 166 95 31
289 It looks like the Arkansas Board of Education has struck again. 1.5374 0.04270 294 178 74 42
290 This case keeps evolving. 1.5363 0.03950 289 163 97 29
291 Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5363 0.04327 289 176 71 42
292 My theory keeps evolving. 1.5363 0.04010 289 165 93 31
293 Looks like he's running away from his past. 1.5363 0.04355 289 177 69 43
294 What kind of God would let this happen? 1.5350 0.04335 286 174 71 41
295 The killer's M.O. is clearly evolving 1.5350 0.04220 286 170 79 37
296 I just feel like they’re all related somehow. 1.5350 0.04102 286 166 87 33
297 Unfortunately, his past caught up to him. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
298 Check our records going back half a million years. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
299 Approximate time of death: 65 million years ago to yesterday at 7am 1.5350 0.04363 286 175 69 42
300 No suspects yet, but the case is clearly evolving. 1.5350 0.04102 286 166 87 33
301 The victims appear to be related somehow. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
302 Call Forensics...and an anthropologist. 1.5336 0.04012 283 161 93 29
303 The case seems to be evolving quickly. 1.5336 0.04225 283 168 79 36
304 I think the case is still evolving. ... 1.5336 0.04195 283 167 81 35
305 Looks like the murders took place sometime between the hour of midnight and two million years ago. 1.5336 0.04313 283 171 73 39
306 Looks like Texas may have to revise their school textbooks again. 1.5333 0.04173 285 168 82 35
307 This may be the crime of the centuries. 1.5321 0.04259 280 167 77 36
308 What a shame. Looks like he just started standing on his own two feet. 1.5321 0.04106 280 162 87 31
309 We got a time line here? 1.5321 0.03947 280 157 97 26
310 This, my dear, is a crime as old as life itself. 1.5319 0.04146 282 165 84 33
311 This crime scene is evolving rapidly. 1.5317 0.04124 284 166 85 33
312 It's a rapidly evolving crime scene 1.5317 0.04273 284 171 75 38
313 Our case appears to be evolving. 1.5317 0.04214 284 169 79 36
314 I heard the mob often goes after relatives, but this is ridiculous! 1.5317 0.04094 284 165 87 32
315 I've got Darwin working on it. He has this theory.... 1.5302 0.04218 281 167 79 35
316 We’re seeing a pattern evolving. 1.5292 0.04076 274 157 89 28
317 Well, it seems this case has evolved. 1.5292 0.04173 274 160 83 31
318 Have all his next of kin been notified? 1.5279 0.04198 269 157 82 30
319 So, a fish, three primates, and a a guy named Joe walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one before. 1.5277 0.04460 271 167 65 39
320 The real question is...how are these deaths linked? 1.5273 0.04033 275 157 91 27
321 It's not so difficult as you may think. The first few are early life forms, no surprises there. But this last one is almost human. Still, 2 dimensional with no apparent spine, so when you reason it out, it must be Paul Ryan." 1.5261 0.04681 268 172 51 45
322 Any idea exactly when this happened? 1.5261 0.04243 268 158 79 31
323 This guy took his time. 1.5261 0.04436 268 164 67 37
324 No skid marks or sign of braking. Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5261 0.04499 268 166 63 39
325 It's an evolving mystery. 1.5261 0.04210 268 157 81 30
326 The cause of death appears to be natural selection. 1.5245 0.04475 265 163 65 37
327 The witness said he just went ape. 1.5238 0.04466 273 170 63 40
328 I have a theory. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
329 This was no accident: this was natural selection. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
330 You've done a good job tracing his past. 1.5229 0.04282 262 155 77 30
331 The Creationists are going to say we planted this. 1.5229 0.04143 262 151 85 26
332 It seemed a little fishy at first 1.5214 0.04344 257 153 74 30
333 At this point, it's definitely more than a theory. 1.5214 0.04237 257 150 80 27
334 OK, OK. But I still don’t believe in climate change. 1.5214 0.04481 257 157 66 34
335 Time of death was between approximately 510,000,000 B.C. and 10 PM yesterday. 1.5214 0.04582 257 160 60 37
336 Our forensics expert says it was done with chalk by a seven-year old. 1.5214 0.04515 257 158 64 35
337 Reports suggest that it all started with a big bang. 1.5212 0.04387 259 156 71 32
338 I need fingerprints, paw prints, and while you’re at it, fossil records. 1.5202 0.04461 248 149 69 30
339 I presume the next step up will be a woman. 1.5202 0.04710 248 156 55 37
340 Yes, but the crime of which century? 1.5197 0.04382 254 152 72 30
341 I haven’t seen a case like this in eons. 1.5197 0.04238 254 148 80 26
342 Looks like only that last one stood up for himself. 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
343 The victim died between 24 hours ago and the Mesozoic. 1.5197 0.03933 254 140 96 18
344 Let’s just say our investigation is still evolving 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
345 Well, there’s no telling how this case will evolve. 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
346 All we know about the victim is that he wasn't the fittest. 1.5195 0.04392 256 154 71 31
347 Be sure to make note of the fact that we have an evolving crime scene. 1.5184 0.04273 245 142 79 24
348 Canvass the neighborhood, and see if anyone heard a big bang. 1.5179 0.04563 251 155 62 34
349 Something fishy about this case right from the beginning! 1.5179 0.04457 251 152 68 31
350 How long ago did you say we got the call? 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
351 Might be hard finding next of kin. 1.5179 0.04312 251 148 76 27
352 Get Darwin on the phone. 1.5179 0.04701 251 159 54 38
353 Evolutionary, dear Watson ... 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
354 And he had come so far. 1.5179 0.04493 251 153 66 32
355 So we’ve established that the killer likes to take his time... 1.5179 0.04421 251 151 70 30
356 Time of death: post-Cambrian. 1.5179 0.04493 251 153 66 32
357 Let’s put a tail on him. 1.5179 0.04701 251 159 54 38
358 See if the victim had a fossil record. 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
359 What we're dealing with here is a classic case of natural selection. 1.5179 0.04275 251 147 78 26
360 Neighbors are saying they heard a 'big bang.' 1.5179 0.04563 251 155 62 34
361 Classic Cookie Cutter Killer. 1.5176 0.04543 255 158 62 35
362 Tell the Deputy they were killed in mostly cold blood. 1.5175 0.04414 257 156 69 32
363 It's a tough one; we're missing a link or two. 1.5160 0.04212 250 145 81 24
364 We can rule out Evangelicals. 1.5144 0.04750 243 154 53 36
365 I'm compelled to ignore this evidence on religious grounds. 1.5143 0.04390 245 146 72 27
366 It looks like last man standing, with no tail to tell. 1.5142 0.04584 247 153 61 33
367 It looks like his past has finally caught up with him. 1.5142 0.04512 247 151 65 31
368 Well we can rule out a creationist. 1.5142 0.04691 247 156 55 36
369 Confirming time of death is going to be tough with this one. 1.5124 0.04507 242 147 66 29
370 Round up all the usual Creationists. 1.5124 0.04312 242 142 76 24
371 Tell the commissioner that my theory on this murder is still evolving. 1.5124 0.04273 242 141 78 23
372 Not even the fittest survived 1.5124 0.04620 242 150 60 32
373 At least we know the killer isn't a creationist. 1.5123 0.04517 244 149 65 30
374 The witness said he heard a big bang. 1.5105 0.04655 237 147 59 31
375 Now, there’s got to be something that links the victims ... 1.5105 0.04617 237 146 61 30
376 I'm starting to think the victims were related. 1.5105 0.04459 237 142 69 26
377 There's something fishy about the way this all started. 1.5105 0.04617 237 146 61 30
378 If that fish had been "armed" this tragedy might never had happened. 1.5091 0.04756 220 135 58 27
379 Get me a record of all their contacts between the Early Devonian and the Late Pleistocene. 1.5085 0.04502 234 141 67 26
380 I just keep thinking we're missing a link in this case 1.5085 0.04816 234 149 51 34
381 It appears that either the victim had four pets with him or he died very slowly. 1.5085 0.04461 234 140 69 25
382 Round up all the usual atheists 1.5085 0.04778 234 148 53 33
383 From the looks of it, the body has been here a while. 1.5085 0.04542 234 142 65 27
384 Looks like the killer spent 500 million years planning this. 1.5085 0.04778 234 148 53 33
385 Well, the good news is he won't strike again for a million years or so. 1.5085 0.04542 234 142 65 27
386 It's just a theory. 1.5085 0.04461 234 140 69 25
387 Well, you may see undeniable evidence of purposeful design, officer. But I see the random outcome of chance, happenstance, and fortuitous circumstance preserved by natural selection. 1.5065 0.04708 231 144 57 30
388 I'm doubting it was an act of God. 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
389 The victim, eventually, was a stand-up kinda guy. 1.5044 0.04714 228 142 57 29
390 Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. 1.5044 0.04795 228 144 53 31
391 It looks like they were all related. 1.5044 0.04547 228 138 65 25
392 Kind of hard to pin down the exact time of death on this one. 1.5044 0.04795 228 144 53 31
393 I want the amoeba brought in for questioning 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
394 I wonder who will be next. 1.5044 0.04547 228 138 65 25
395 So much for Survival of the Fittest. 1.5043 0.04642 230 142 60 28
396 It's our oldest cold case. 1.5043 0.04683 230 143 58 29
397 Ok officer, start from 'The beginning'... 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
398 This didn't happen overnight, I reckon. 1.5043 0.04763 230 145 54 31
399 The killer really took his time with this one. 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
400 3.8 to 2.5 billion years, but we may be able to narrow it down after the coroner’s report. 1.5043 0.04518 230 139 66 25
401 Our theory about the identity of the victim is still evolving. 1.5022 0.04444 223 132 70 21
402 It took us 3.8 billion years, but I think we finally got our man. 1.5022 0.04835 223 141 52 30
403 Well, at least we know where he came from. 1.5022 0.04591 225 137 63 25
404 Clearly the evidence in this case is still evolving. 1.5022 0.04504 225 135 67 23
405 Whaddaya think, cold-blooded killer? Or warm-blooded? 1.5022 0.04677 225 139 59 27
406 Neighbor said he heard a big bang 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
407 It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
408 Man, talk about premeditation. 1.5000 0.04886 220 140 50 30
409 Time of death? I’d say somewhere between two hours and two million years ago. 1.5000 0.04579 220 133 64 23
410 I guess this kills my survival of the fittest theory. 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
411 It’s a puzzler, officer. I just can’t seem to find the missing link. 1.5000 0.04668 220 135 60 25
412 Is there any evidence connecting the victims? 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
413 Are you saying the victims were related? 1.5000 0.04756 220 137 56 27
414 Apparently, Betsy DeVos has an alibi. 1.5000 0.04928 220 141 48 31
415 We should have nabbed this guy ages ago. 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
416 The coroner puts the time of death somewhere between 4 o'clock this morning and 250 million years ago. 1.5000 0.04800 220 138 54 28
417 I think there's still a missing link. 1.5000 0.04668 220 135 60 25
418 We have a lot of next of kin notifying ahead of us. 1.4977 0.04688 213 130 60 23
419 According to the President, this never happened. 1.4977 0.04688 213 130 60 23
420 There must be a missing link in all of this. 1.4954 0.04777 216 135 55 26
421 Even the fittest didn't survive this one. 1.4953 0.04901 214 136 50 28
422 Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. 1.4953 0.04704 212 130 59 23
423 But where do we go from here? 1.4953 0.04752 212 131 57 24
424 We have five victims, ranging in age from 52 to 3.8 billion years old. 1.4953 0.04936 212 135 49 28
425 Do we know the time of extinction? 1.4953 0.04845 212 133 53 26
426 Time of death is some time between the Cretaceous and 4am 1.4953 0.04891 212 134 51 27
427 Random? No, I believe this is the work of an intelligent design. 1.4953 0.04752 212 131 57 24
428 Looks like the work of the Kansas Board of Education. 1.4930 0.04928 215 138 48 29
429 One thing's for sure, it was premeditated. 1.4930 0.04593 213 129 63 21
430 Evolutionary, Sgt. Watson. 1.4930 0.04735 213 132 57 24
431 They won't believe this back in Tennessee. 1.4929 0.04815 211 132 54 25
432 The killer's methods appear to be evolving. 1.4929 0.04768 211 131 56 24
433 Offhand, I’d say the grudges go way back. 1.4928 0.05036 209 135 45 29
434 I told you the case was still evolving. 1.4928 0.04754 209 129 57 23
435 Looks like he couldn't escape his past. 1.4928 0.04850 209 131 53 25
436 Like the chief always says, “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.” 1.4928 0.04990 209 134 47 28
437 I think we'd better check the statute of limitations on this one. 1.4928 0.04556 209 125 65 19
438 So far it's just a theory. 1.4928 0.04705 209 128 59 22
439 I'm thinking that these deaths did not all happen at the same time. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
440 Evolutionary, my dear Ms. Watson, evolutionary. 1.4928 0.05081 209 136 43 30
441 So not only does he kill the guy, he kills his pet monkey, his smaller pet monkey, his dog, and his fish. 1.4928 0.04944 209 133 49 27
442 Well, we know it didn't happen overnight. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
443 What we have here is a serial killer who is compelled to act every 50 to 100 million years. 1.4928 0.04754 209 129 57 23
444 Apparently, the details of the crime are still evolving. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
445 Time of death is between 4am and 85 million years. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
446 Notifying the next of kin will be a real challenge. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
447 We know one thing, the perp selected his victims naturally. 1.4928 0.04897 209 132 51 26
448 We'll never solve this in a million years. 1.4928 0.04556 209 125 65 19
449 I understand, but here in Kansas it is against the law. 1.4905 0.04832 210 132 53 25
450 I don't like where this is leading. 1.4903 0.04654 206 125 61 20
451 It’s just a hunch, but I’d look for a Creationist. 1.4903 0.04854 206 129 53 24
452 Call in Darwin. Maybe he has a theory. 1.4903 0.04902 206 130 51 25
453 Obviously, this case is evolving. 1.4878 0.04721 205 126 58 21
454 Tell the press that the case is evolving. 1.4878 0.04721 205 126 58 21
455 We're working with the hypothesis that the victims are all related somehow, but its an evolving theory. 1.4878 0.04514 205 122 66 17
456 4.5 billion years of this and it doesn't get any easier. 1.4877 0.04806 203 126 55 22
457 Looks like the crime occurred sometime between the late Triassic Period and 11:30 pm last night. 1.4877 0.05005 203 130 47 26
458 I'd say the killer has a long history. 1.4877 0.04907 203 128 51 24
459 Coroner puts time of death anywhere from 3am to 20-million years ago. 1.4877 0.05005 203 130 47 26
460 We think it all started with the little guy on the end. 1.4876 0.04737 201 123 58 20
461 We're going to need a complete history on the victim, going back as far as you can. 1.4876 0.05043 201 129 46 26
462 Ok. I think we should start at the beginning. 1.4876 0.04841 201 125 54 22
463 One thing we know, whoever did this obviously took their time. 1.4876 0.04737 201 123 58 20
464 Check Betsy DeVos's alibi. 1.4876 0.05236 201 133 38 30
465 Evolutionary, Officer Watson. 1.4876 0.04790 201 124 56 21
466 Bring in the Kansas State Board of Education for questioning. 1.4876 0.04943 201 127 50 24
467 It's an evolving crime scene 1.4874 0.04441 199 116 69 14
468 The first 48 million years are critical if we’re going to solve this thing. 1.4848 0.05200 198 130 40 28
469 This case is evolving before our very eyes. 1.4848 0.04570 198 118 64 16
470 Round up the usual anthropologists. 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
471 We’re not expecting the next victim to turn up for a few million years. 1.4848 0.05200 198 130 40 28
472 Officer Darwin, this is Texas. You’ll never get twelve jurors to agree with your theory. 1.4848 0.05049 198 127 46 25
473 This case keeps evolving. 1.4848 0.04842 198 123 54 21
474 They were last seen alive on the rear window of a minivan. 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
475 This is one of our really cold cases. 1.4848 0.05049 198 127 46 25
476 It looks like natural causes. 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
477 Looks to me like the work of a counter-evolutionary. 1.4848 0.04789 198 122 56 20
478 The situation continues to evolve. 1.4840 0.04858 188 115 55 18
479 Geez, just when you get to walk erect... 1.4840 0.05197 188 121 43 24
480 I knew something was fishy from the start. 1.4824 0.04928 199 126 50 23
481 I think I know what happened, but it's just a theory. 1.4822 0.04806 197 122 55 20
482 My instincts tell me there's a missing link to this crime. 1.4822 0.04913 197 124 51 22
483 Bring in Darwin for questioning. 1.4822 0.04697 197 120 59 18
484 Just a hunch, but they could be related. 1.4822 0.04860 197 123 53 21
485 It's our longest-running cold case. 1.4822 0.04806 197 122 55 20
486 "It appears this always was a bad intersection". 1.4822 0.05119 197 128 43 26
487 In the big city you adapt, or you die. 1.4822 0.04913 197 124 51 22
488 Looks like we have a rapidly evolving crime scene here 1.4822 0.05017 197 126 47 24
489 It’s a mass murder of prehistoric proportions. 1.4821 0.04787 195 120 56 19
490 What in creation happened here? 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
491 Yeah, the scientists said it was only a matter of time.... 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
492 Who's next is beyond me. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
493 Looks like a crime for the ages 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
494 We have the DNA test results. It appears they're all related. 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
495 I have a theory... but it's only a theory. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
496 So what happened to the tail? 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
497 We're going to need more than a theory. 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
498 I will need a list of all their relatives 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
499 Some days this job really puts life in perspective 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
500 I'm afraid the statute of limitations ran out on the first four eons ago. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
501 The neighbors reported a big bang. 1.4794 0.05230 194 128 39 27
502 Our theory of the case is evolving. 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
503 I'm telling you, sergeant, there's a missing link. 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
504 Did you notice there is a missing link? 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
505 You don't often come across a killer with that kind of patience. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
506 This looks like Darwin's work. 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
507 Any theories? 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
508 I think this crime goes back much further than we ever imagined. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
509 Too soon to tell Sargent, we'll have to see how this evolves. 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
510 When these guys go after your family, they really mean it. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
511 I thought evolution was only a crime in the "Bible Belt." 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
512 According to Gallup, 38% of the people aren’t going to believe this. 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
513 We’re having difficulty reaching the next of kin. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
514 We have all the evidence, but there seems to be a missing link. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
515 Takes me back to a case I solved at the old La Brea tar pit. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
516 We're not talking murder here, we're talking extinction. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
517 Round up the usual suspects by family, species, Genus, and phylum. 1.4792 0.04896 192 120 52 20
518 It's the oldest story in the book. 1.4789 0.04762 190 116 57 17
519 Perhaps it's time to address our slow response to homicide scenes. 1.4789 0.05155 190 123 43 24
520 Get me Ancestry.com 1.4789 0.04990 190 120 49 21
521 Get right on it. Contacting next of kin could take a million years. 1.4789 0.04934 190 119 51 20
522 We suspect Intelligent Design. 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
523 They're linked, but I'm missing something. 1.4787 0.05029 188 119 48 21
524 No information yet. The case is still evolving. 1.4769 0.05002 195 125 47 23
525 See if you can find Flintstone; he might know something. 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
526 I wish we knew where this case was going. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
527 Keep that cordon up; this is an evolving crime scene. 1.4759 0.05216 187 122 41 24
528 There's a missing link somewhere... 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
529 We better act fast - the killer's evolving. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
530 Well, at least we know where he came from. 1.4759 0.04874 187 116 53 18
531 Didn’t I tell you to put a tail on him? 1.4759 0.05105 187 120 45 22
532 Definitely the work of our guy. Same place, same M.O. Every 28 million years, just like clockwork. 1.4759 0.05379 187 125 35 27
533 We suspect that death occurred somewhere between 5 million years ago, and earlier this afternoon. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
534 ...and all apparently related. 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
535 It looks like the victims were naturally selected. 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
536 I see what you meant when you said this was a really cold case. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
537 All we need to solve this case is the Missing Link. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
538 We’re looking for someone with a lot of priors. 1.4759 0.04874 187 116 53 18
539 Professional hit, it's gotta be the Fundamentalists. 1.4759 0.05325 187 124 37 26
540 Sure, it might be a temporal anomaly, but then again it might just have been bad luck for a guy with some weird pets. 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
541 We may have waited a bit too long to move the body. 1.4754 0.04638 183 109 61 13
542 Officer, it’s clear that this case is evolving. 1.4734 0.04796 188 116 55 17
543 We think it's natural causes. 1.4734 0.05028 188 120 47 21
544 That escalated quickly. 1.4731 0.05125 186 120 44 22
545 Shame to lose your extended family like that. 1.4728 0.05050 184 117 47 20
546 Talk about a guy's past coming back to haunt him. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
547 No conclusions yet. The evidence is still evolving. 1.4728 0.04747 184 112 57 15
548 The evidence says that victims are related, but it's still just a theory. 1.4728 0.05050 184 117 47 20
549 Apparently they were shot with an evolver 1.4728 0.05166 184 119 43 22
550 There's a missing link in this case. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
551 Really makes ya think--'what are we becoming?' 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
552 Do you suppose there is any relationship between the victims? 1.4728 0.04870 184 114 53 17
553 This may take some digging. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
554 This was a professional hit. Even the fittest didn't survive. 1.4728 0.05280 184 121 39 24
555 Sick bastard got whole family tree. 1.4725 0.05208 182 118 42 22
556 Well, it's obvious he's wasn't the fittest. 1.4725 0.05150 182 117 44 21
557 First, they heard a big bang. 1.4725 0.05266 182 119 40 23
558 Looks like he used an evolver. 1.4725 0.05266 182 119 40 23
559 I thinks it’s pretty clear detective - the next victim will be a woman. 1.4725 0.05380 182 121 36 25
560 Any other theories? 1.4725 0.04846 182 112 54 16
561 My guess? Natural causes. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
562 I guess the fittest don't always survive. 1.4725 0.04654 182 109 60 13
563 Well, officer, I have a theory... 1.4725 0.04522 182 107 64 11
564 Intelligent design, my ass. 1.4725 0.05208 182 118 42 22
565 We can conclude that the perpetrator is not an evangelical Christian. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
566 Apparently someone reported hearing a Big Bang. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
567 If we don't solve this case in the next 48 million years, we never will. 1.4693 0.05213 179 116 42 21
568 I've determined that the victims were not randomly selected. 1.4693 0.04838 179 110 54 15
569 Bring Darwin in for questioning. 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
570 Looks like a case of arrested development. 1.4693 0.04966 179 112 50 17
571 How do we know they're related? 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
572 Were any of the victims related? 1.4693 0.04773 179 109 56 14
573 The coroner says they were all related. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
574 This will be an interesting lineup. 1.4693 0.04571 179 106 62 11
575 Can we at least agree the victims were related? 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
576 My theory is that these victims were related. 1.4689 0.04942 177 110 51 16
577 I think we can rule out intelligent design. 1.4689 0.05317 177 116 39 22
578 I'm still not convinced. 1.4689 0.04942 177 110 51 16
579 We've got a few leads, but the evidence is still evolving. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
580 Clearly, this was a crime of epoch proportions. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
581 We live in a Republican State. You tell me how we're going to explain this in court. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
582 It all happened so fast. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
583 It looks like somebody drew their own conclusion! 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
584 I agree inspector. It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
585 The facts in this case seem to be slowly evolving. 1.4686 0.04848 175 107 54 14
586 The witnesses say it all started with a big bang. 1.4655 0.05260 174 113 41 20
587 Well, the evidence is clear... I’m just not sure they’ll believe it. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
588 It’s his past catching up with him. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
589 time of death is going to be tricky 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
590 Maybe we should bring in the asteroid for questioning again. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
591 The boys at Fish and Game got the call first, but they called in homicide when the case evolved. 1.4655 0.05446 174 116 35 23
592 It's a long story. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
593 Well, let's round up the usual creationists. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
594 This case is evolving as we speak 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
595 Call it a hunch, but my gut tells me that whoever is behind this has been planning it for a long time. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
596 I'm not looking forward to another monkey trial. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
597 It was made to look like natural selection. 1.4624 0.04885 173 107 52 14
598 There's a missing link here and I'm gonna find it. 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
599 Darwin if we do. Darwin if we don't. 1.4624 0.05469 173 116 34 23
600 Interesting theory, but the evidence seems sketchy. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
601 Tell Dougie to turn over his chalk. I'm putting his smart ass on administrative leave. 1.4623 0.07115 106 72 19 15
602 Our case is still evolving. 1.4620 0.04994 171 107 49 15
603 Damn it, Carol. No matter how this case evolves, he's always three species ahead of us. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
604 This stuff really tests my faith. 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
605 You do have wonder who's next. 1.4620 0.05392 171 113 37 21
606 I think these crimes may be related. 1.4620 0.04711 171 103 57 11
607 Very suspicious -- everyone knows that evolution goes from left to right. 1.4620 0.05130 171 109 45 17
608 My god, the animal cracker killer has struck again! 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
609 What in creation do you think happened? 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
610 There's evidence that he was on the run from his past. 1.4615 0.05174 169 108 44 17
611 Get me Inspector Darwin. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
612 Yup. Shot by an evolver. 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
613 This grudge goes way back. 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
614 Round up the primordial suspects. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
615 I don't know? I'm missing a link here somewhere 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
616 Based on what I see here, it's unlikely we will find a sixth victim. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
617 I just don't see a connection 1.4615 0.04894 169 104 52 13
618 I'd say that puts the time of death around 5-8 million years ago. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
619 The coroner placed the time of death somewhere between 400 million years ago and 4 hours. 1.4615 0.05754 169 117 26 26
620 It seems the facts of the case are evolving 1.4615 0.04894 169 104 52 13
621 We can rule out the “creationists “ as suspects in the case. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
622 His name was John Dough. He was from a long line of cookie cutters. 1.4611 0.05078 167 105 47 15
623 Just the facts, ma'am. No theories. 1.4611 0.04934 167 103 51 13
624 It looks like the killer took his time. 1.4593 0.04834 172 106 53 13
625 A good case---the evidence is evolving. 1.4593 0.04972 172 108 49 15
626 It's a theory, Sargeant. But we need facts. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
627 These victims appear to have been naturally selected. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
628 Detective Darwin, do you have a theory on this? 1.4588 0.05013 170 107 48 15
629 It's Kansas, kid. This never happened. 1.4588 0.05541 170 115 32 23
630 Yes, it would appear that the killer selected his victims naturally. 1.4578 0.05170 166 106 44 16
631 'At least we know how he got here.' 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
632 An evolving crime scene 1.4578 0.04879 166 102 52 12
633 The witness said he heard a big bang. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
634 Time of death? 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
635 It really is a shame--he had come so far. 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
636 So, which one did you say reminds you of your husband? 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
637 Looks like they were tailing him for a long time. 1.4578 0.05240 166 107 42 17
638 Looking back, he should have seen this coming! 1.4578 0.05170 166 106 44 16
639 Lets question the Creationists first. 1.4578 0.05027 166 104 48 14
640 The case would be closed if we could just find that missing link. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
641 Well, this case is evolving. 1.4578 0.04953 166 103 50 13
642 I'll bet it's just ad for Ancestory.com 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
643 Any theories, detective? 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
644 Time of death? Between 12 hours and 3.7 billion years... more or less. 1.4578 0.05577 166 112 32 22
645 I don't like the way this case is evolving 1.4578 0.04407 166 96 64 6
646 We think the crime took place over a period of time. 1.4578 0.05027 166 104 48 14
647 Round up the usual species. 1.4573 0.05215 164 105 43 16
648 Better get the tracking dogs. There still may be ascent of man... 1.4573 0.05357 164 107 39 18
649 I suggest we put these on the back window of every SUV in the country and see if that produces any leads. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
650 Yeah our chalk guy is on some shit 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
651 Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. 1.4545 0.05468 165 110 35 20
652 As a Creationist, I find these victims to be completely unrelated. 1.4545 0.05535 165 111 33 21
653 It appears that his past finally did catch up to him. 1.4545 0.05261 165 107 41 17
654 We do know that the victims were distantly related. 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
655 Put a tail on that one. 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
656 No leads yet, but I've got a theory. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
657 Don’t be fooled. It’s a Banksy. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
658 Well, it seems pretty clear to me that his next victim is going to be A.I. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
659 Yes, but it’s still just a theory. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
660 Well, I think it's more than a theory at this point 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
661 There’s a missing a link here. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
662 Looks like the little guy started it. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
663 Al was an upright guy but he ran with some real lowlifes. 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
664 The answer is evolutionary my dear Watson. 1.4534 0.05209 161 103 43 15
665 Get Darwin. See what his theory is. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
666 This means it’s not just a theory anymore. 1.4534 0.04741 161 97 55 9
667 Sergeant, it appears that this case is evolving. 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
668 At this point Sir, the only thing we know is the victim was not a creationist 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
669 I think the fish is a red herring 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
670 The religious right doesn't want this to get out. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
671 Round up the creationists. 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
672 This may look like an easy case, but I think there's a missing link. 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
673 They preserved the evidence but there’s still no proof. 1.4534 0.05058 161 101 47 13
674 I have a theory on this... 1.4534 0.04981 161 100 49 12
675 This looks like an evolving crime scene. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
676 It's my firm belief these deaths are related. 1.4518 0.04876 166 103 51 12
677 Don't be silly. The victims obviously have no connection to each other. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
678 Officer Darwin, does this selection seem natural to you? 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
679 If I could just find the missing link. 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
680 It's evolutionary officer Watson. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
681 His choice of victims was a natural selection. 1.4500 0.05078 160 101 46 13
682 We have to stop this before it evolves into something more serious. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
683 We’ve got to move fast, Sir, the case appears to be evolving quickly! 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
684 Looks like each victim was somehow related. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
685 So far all we have is a theory. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
686 We think they're related but there's a missing link somewhere 1.4500 0.05664 160 109 30 21
687 Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
688 Round up the creationists in the neighborhood. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
689 The evidence is still evolving but we're sure the victims were all related. 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
690 We've got a 95% DNA match. 1.4494 0.04798 158 96 53 9
691 We're close to solving the crime, but I keep feeling there's a missing link. 1.4494 0.05043 158 99 47 12
692 VERY FUNNY !! Now where’s the Cold Case comedian ? 1.4494 0.05647 158 107 31 20
693 Those evangelicals weren't kidding when they declared war on evolution. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
694 They were selected, all right. But it sure wasn't natural. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
695 Obviously, an evolutionary dead end. 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
696 Hmm, better check the statute of limitations on this one. 1.4494 0.04881 158 97 51 10
697 Round up the usual suspects - scientists, atheists, and other freethinkers. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
698 There's a missing link. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
699 This is why we don't hire chalk outliners from The New Yorker. 1.4494 0.05857 158 110 25 23
700 Let's start with the creationists. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
701 If only we could find the missing link. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
702 And we’re sure there’s nothing linking them? 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
703 This is a crime for the ages 1.4487 0.04922 156 96 50 10
704 Well sir, it’s a really long story... 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
705 The evidence may stand up in court—but it’ll never make it past the Louisiana school board. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
706 I'm afraid the next victim is going to be a woman. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
707 So, we are looking for a serial killer who is approximately four hundred million years old. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
708 This was no random crime. Naturally, selection played a role. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
709 We have a match on the gun. It’s a .32 evolver. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
710 It's either Banksy or Darwin. Bring them both in for questioning. 1.4487 0.05248 156 100 42 14
711 'Evolutionary, dear Watson. Evolutionary.' 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
712 Looks like we have a serial Darwinist on our hands. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
713 I can't help but feel there is a missing link. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
714 Apparently, that's as far as they got. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
715 Whoever did this has clearly been planning it for billions of years. 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
716 Well, this case is evolving quickly. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
717 It's a crime of genus-cide. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
718 They were killed in cold blood... except this last one. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
719 And get O'Grady to concentrate on finding that missing link. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
720 We have to find the missing link. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
721 The victims were chosen by natural selection 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
722 It's got that Darwin guy's fingerprints all over it. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
723 Tell the press it’s an evolving story. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
724 Right now, it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
725 At this point it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
726 Right now, it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
727 The killer is selective, naturally. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
728 We've narrowed down the time of death to sometime between the late Cambrian and early Pleistocene periods. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
729 When you round up suspects, rule out Creationists. 1.4472 0.05130 161 103 44 14
730 looks like the work of a serial creationist 1.4459 0.05376 157 103 38 16
731 We need to act fast, his MO is evolving. 1.4459 0.04815 157 96 52 9
732 This killer’s pattern is starting to evolve. 1.4452 0.05108 155 98 45 12
733 We're going to need more chalk if this case keeps evolving. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
734 Just say” The investigation is evolving “ 1.4437 0.04940 151 93 49 9
735 I see you are still working the cold cases. 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
736 Kind of reminds me of the back window on my wife's SUV. 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
737 At least we can rule out the Mormons. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
738 It's just my gut instinct, let's not call it a theory yet. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
739 talk about a slow death 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
740 This case has been evolving right from the start. 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
741 He went about as far as he could go. 1.4437 0.04940 151 93 49 9
742 It's the crime of the centuries. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
743 Looks like he was probably lying there for a while 1.4437 0.05841 151 104 27 20
744 The evidence suggests that this case is still evolving. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
745 Our only witness was a nun, but she claims she didn't see anything. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
746 Put out an APB for the missing link. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
747 The victims appear to have been selected naturally. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
748 Hmm. More victims of the Paleo Diet. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
749 It's just a theory. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
750 There are conflicting theories concerning the relationship of the victims. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
751 It seems all my favorite childhood snacks committed this crime. 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
752 Got any theories? 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
753 Something's not adding up. There's a missing link. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
754 I guess evolution is dead. Now what? 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
755 We can rule out your evangelical husband. 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
756 Yeah I get it, but where is the missing link? 1.4437 0.04758 151 91 53 7
757 Time of death was somewhere between 10:15 and 3 million BC. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
758 Truly a crime for the ages. 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
759 Tell the press that it’s still an evolving case. 1.4437 0.05116 151 95 45 11
760 There is overwhelming evidence, but it’s still just a theory. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
761 He had 185 million priors. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
762 I’ve never seen a crime evolve so quickly. 1.4422 0.05120 147 92 45 10
763 This case is evolving right before our eyes.. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
764 So much for survival of the fittest, eh Morgan?! 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
765 Any way to bury this and pretend it never happened? 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
766 Let's hope it all ends here. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
767 This is going to be a hard one if we get a creationist jury. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
768 Maybe we shouldn't stand here... 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
769 This is leading somewhere. 1.4392 0.05003 148 92 47 9
770 Hmmm...this case is evolving before our eyes. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
771 Let’s just wait and see how this case evolves. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
772 First thing we need to do is establish a timeline. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
773 Round up the usual theories. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
774 We’ve reason to believe the deceased may be related. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
775 Sir, we've run into a bit of trouble locating the next of kin. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
776 It appears this case is still evolving. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
777 I think he was shot with an evolver. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
778 I don’t know exactly what happened but I have a theory... 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
779 This appears to be a constantly evolving case. 1.4392 0.05094 148 93 45 10
780 Find out if anyone heard a big bang. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
781 I'd put time of death anywhere between midnight Friday and the Cretaceous Period. 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
782 Word on the street say's he was a stand up guy. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
783 One thing is clear, the killer lacked an intelligent design. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
784 Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
785 Drain the swamp seemed like a good idea at the time 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
786 This case is finally starting to get some legs 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
787 Well, we can rule out Adam as a suspect. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
788 I have a hunch the victims were related. 1.4392 0.05094 148 93 45 10
789 I could be wrong; however, I think there is a missing link ! 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
790 ...and tell Detective Murphy to quit playing with the police chalk! 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
791 Mark that time of death approximate. 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
792 There was nothing natural in the selection of these victims. 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
793 So sad. Just when he was starting to make something of himself. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
794 APPARENTLY, HE JUST COULDN'T ADAPT TO LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
795 I'd say the motive's definitely evolving. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
796 Clues on the case are still evolving. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
797 It was a really slow vehicle! 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
798 This wasn't random. The victims were selected naturally. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
799 This is a tough case. We need to find the missing link! 1.4384 0.04954 146 90 48 8
800 Technically this was written up as an Extinction, which is really going to screw with the guys down at homicide. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
801 I got a hunch this case goes way back 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
802 I'm not sure. Let's see how the case evolves. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
803 We're looking at the evolution of a serial killer 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
804 This was probably not an act of God. 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
805 Someone wanted to make this look natural. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
806 The witness said it all started with a Big Bang. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
807 I say we start with the fish. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
808 Estimated time of death? I’d say Paleozoic, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, and Tuesday around 18:00 hours. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
809 Now its a homo-cide 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
810 Well, I've got a theory. 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
811 Ok, so we know that the perp is not a creationist 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
812 Sorry it took me 570 million years to get here, I took Lincoln Tunnel. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
813 The coroner's leaning towards natural causes. 1.4384 0.05048 146 91 46 9
814 I think we're looking for a serial creationist. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
815 How long has this case been open? 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
816 You might say that my theory is evolving. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
817 Well Carruthers, looks like even the fittest didn't survive this one. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
818 Find the missing link and you’ll find your killer. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
819 The fish started it. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
820 I bet the DNA-Analysts will have fun on this case. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
821 What has me baffled is that they all proved to have a very similar DNA. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
822 My hunch is that each victim was selected naturally. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
823 Looks like they got the whole family. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
824 He had a long history of trouble. 1.4384 0.04954 146 90 48 8
825 Looks like he died a really slow death. 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
826 We're pretty sure the killer spent a long time planning this.... 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
827 Finally the case is starting to evolve. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
828 I would love to say, "It's evolutionary Watson" but your name isn't Watson is it? 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
829 Get Detective Charlie Darwin on this, pronto. 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
830 For now, it's just a theory. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
831 See if Forensics can establish a timeline- 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
832 Looks like the victims were somehow related. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
833 Get me Detective Darwin 1.4336 0.04714 143 86 52 5
834 Those damn atheists are always trying to make a point. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
835 There were no eyewitnesses, sir, but someone did say they heard a Big Bang. 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
836 He's selecting his victims naturally. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
837 I place Time of Death between now and ten million years ago. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
838 Something tells me there's a missing link in this case. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
839 This is some highly evolved monkey business. 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
840 Search the area for an evolver. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
841 I'd say that we've taken way too long to investigate this crime. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
842 All we need to do, now, is find the missing link. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
843 It's an evolving case. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
844 Looks like the end of the line 1.4336 0.04918 143 88 48 7
845 Of course, it’s just a theory... 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
846 Looks like a crime against nature 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
847 You can see how the crime scene evolved. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
848 A lot of history behind this one.... 1.4336 0.05115 143 90 44 9
849 I think we’re looking for a very,very slow moving vehicle 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
850 Check to see if there are any witnesses who heard a big bang. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
851 His past finally caught up with him 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
852 Find out where Mike Pence was last night. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
853 Looks like he was killed by a high caliber evolver 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
854 I think the statute of limitations has expired in this case. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
855 Contact the really, really cold case unit. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
856 This ain't over. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
857 Sad. The victim was making such progress. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
858 Round up the usual sub-species. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
859 Looks to me like this one goes way back. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
860 It appears they were selected naturally. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
861 It's going to take forever to solve this one. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
862 Well, it appears it is no longer just a theory. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
863 Something is missing 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
864 Hard to tell... this case keeps evolving. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
865 ...the oldest stall tactic - keep getting the hearing pushed back. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
866 Well anyway, it's just a theory. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
867 See if any of them have fossil records. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
868 I'd say the crime scene is still evolving. 1.4326 0.05981 141 98 25 18
869 Looks like the killer has been selecting their victims naturally. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
870 I feel like we're missing a link 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
871 Looks to me like this crime may still be evolving... 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
872 So where did the fish come from? That’s the key to solving this case. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
873 It might take another 2-3 million years, but oh yeah, he'll kill again. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
874 It appears the case is evolving 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
875 Tell me again what direction it goes in. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
876 Well Henry, it looks like the case is evolving. 1.4326 0.05981 141 98 25 18
877 DNA shows all these victims were related. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
878 We’re missing some kind of link..... 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
879 I have a theory but it could take some time. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
880 Carbon dating puts the time of death at 1.7 to 1.9 million years ago. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
881 It took a while, but we've been able to narrow down era of death. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
882 No my dear Watson. I said "evolutionary". 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
883 Yeah, this looks like Darwin’s M.O. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
884 It was a Christian fundamentalist. He buried the evidence. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
885 On the report, make sure it says we didn't fire until after he was armed. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
886 Time is relative and chalk is cheap. 1.4326 0.06230 141 101 19 21
887 One thing's for sure: Our suspect is a cold-blooded and warm-blooded murderer. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
888 I have the same stickers on my car. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
889 His past caught up with him. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
890 I guess even the fittest don't always survive. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
891 ...Actually, half of the victims were cold blooded as well. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
892 Lieutenant, my hunch has now evolved into a theory. 1.4326 0.04859 141 86 49 6
893 Do you have a theory of the case?" "It's evolving. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
894 Time of Death any time between 4pm Tuesday and the Cambrian period. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
895 It’s an evolving story. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
896 I don't believe it. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
897 Hit & run? Nah, they were just slow-crossers, WAY too slow. Half-a-billion years too slow. 1.4315 0.05135 146 93 43 10
898 This was no accident, it is intelligent design. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
899 Such a waste. He had finally gotten back on his own two feet. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
900 I have a theory, but it will be hard to prove. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
901 The case is evolving, but I think we're looking for a stand up guy. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
902 Cunning, but inefficient. He only needed to kill the fish. 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
903 Homeschooling prevents me from understanding this case. 1.4286 0.06095 140 99 22 19
904 Whoever did this took his time in planning it. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
905 He seems to strike every three or four hundred million years or so. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
906 Looks like they wiped out the whole family. 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
907 the evidence would suggest the killer has opposable thumbs 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
908 Looks like the perpetrator took his time with this one. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
909 So how many DNA matches do we have? 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
910 He died like a man 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
911 Where is the President in this sequence? 1.4275 0.05233 138 88 41 9
912 Forensics says it'll take eons. 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
913 We think they've been planning this for some time. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
914 We don't see much of this in Texas. 1.4275 0.05898 138 95 27 16
915 What kind of animal would do something like this? 1.4275 0.05987 138 96 25 17
916 I can't wait to see the surveillance videos. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
917 "I have a theory about this one". 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
918 I think I see a pattern here… 1.4275 0.05027 138 86 45 7
919 His family stated- "He was like a fish out of water" 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
920 The investigation's still evolving, Sir ... 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
921 Did you put a tail on the suspect? 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
922 A leprechaun, crispy critters, dino-bites...it's evolved into a cereal killing. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
923 This could take ages. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
924 Round up the Darwin gang. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
925 This street hasn't been swept in ages. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
926 Someone called in a tip: they heard a Big Bang and now we’ve got this. 1.4275 0.05898 138 95 27 16
927 They got the whole family 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
928 Evolutionary, my dear Watson, evolutionary . . . . . 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
929 We've tracked the perp from the aquarium, then to the zoo, I think his next move will be the beer concession stand at Yankee Stadium. 1.4265 0.06053 136 95 24 17
930 Seems like I've been working this case forever. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
931 Looks like the evidence is evolving. 1.4265 0.05180 136 86 42 8
932 Well, I'd say we have a fairly thorough background on the victim here. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
933 DNA tests suggest the victims were related. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
934 Wait, I know this guy, He's Homo Erectus 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
935 Call Scopes. He'll know what happened here. 1.4265 0.04965 136 84 46 6
936 This case is going to take eons to solve. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
937 Check the victims' DNA in case they're linked. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
938 I think we're missing a link there, officer. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
939 This case is rapidly evolving. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
940 Looks like our killer's MO is evolving. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
941 I'm seeing a pattern, here. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
942 I think the religious right did it. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
943 Evolutionary, Officer Watson. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
944 Well, I do have a Theory... 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
945 That reminds me. I'm supposed to pick up my brother-in-law at five. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
946 Don’t jump to conclusions, Lieutenant. This case is evolving. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
947 My great great great great grandfather was the first detective on this case. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
948 The evidence suggests either Natural Selection or a Third Grader. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
949 Cripes, this one is going to take eons to solve. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
950 This is bad news for the creationists 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
951 Such a tragedy. They were hit on their way to a family reunion. 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
952 Worst case I've seen in eons. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
953 Evolve all you want. You still have to learn how to cross a damn street! 1.4242 0.05058 132 82 44 6
954 Or, it could have been a creationist. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
955 This case is taking a long time to develop. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
956 Which one is Lucy? 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
957 The poor guy was haunted by his past. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
958 Let's figure out the origins of this mess. 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
959 This case has evolved quickly. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
960 This case was fishy from the start but it's definitely evolving. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
961 It's an open-and-shut case... Another dead idiot, another Darwin Award 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
962 I just need to find the missing link... 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
963 Nothing to report yet, the case is still evolving. 1.4211 0.05030 133 83 44 6
964 Get the paleontologist down here. Looks like premeditated extinction. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
965 This has Darwin written all over it. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
966 It seems the killer's methods are evolving. 1.4211 0.05252 133 85 40 8
967 The evidence is clearly evolving 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
968 What we've got here is an evolving crime scene investigation. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
969 I know means, motive, and opportunity, but there's still a missing link 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
970 One witness reported hearing a big bang. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
971 Definitely an evolving case. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
972 You'll never convince some people that this really happened. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
973 He had a history. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
974 This can't have been an accident. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
975 Textbook stuff. The evolution of a crime. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
976 My theory on this case is evolving 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
977 Just what we need in this investigation: a chalk man with a sick sense of humor. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
978 Remember, it's only a theory. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
979 I told you not to draw any conclusions. 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
980 Well, it’s a theory. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
981 It's obviously the work of an intelligent designer. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
982 We don't know if it's him. No-one put a tail on the guy. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
983 We can see the killer took his time 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
984 I'm just saying, we should also consider the theory that those are not chalk outlines. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
985 Whatever happened here, didn't evolve overnight. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
986 What kind of animal would do this? 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
987 Well, I guess that's the end of the line. 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
988 I see we have established the timeline. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
989 It's evolutionary, my dear. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
990 Creationists. Call it a hunch. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
991 You're right - it's an evolving crime scene. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
992 Let's get Darwin on the case. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
993 At least it's clear how the fish died 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
994 Can I tell you my theory? 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
995 Follow the monkey. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
996 With a case like this we're looking at 100,000 years to life. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
997 It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
998 And get me alibis for every school board in the tri-state area. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
999 Finding the next of kin will be difficult. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
1000 They used an evolver. 1.4198 0.06126 131 92 23 16
1001 Out main suspect is Scott Pruitt. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
1002 See if there’s any links between the victims. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
1003 Round up all the Creationists in the area. 1.4191 0.05955 136 95 25 16
1004 Let’s find this ‘Banksy’ character and stop these dangerous ideas from being outlined on our streets. 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
1005 They not only went after his family, but the whole family tree! 1.4186 0.05243 129 82 40 7
1006 So much for the fittest. 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
1007 We don't have much to go on, but the facts are evolving... 1.4179 0.05635 134 90 32 12
1008 This is a tough one officer. The evidence keeps evolving. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
1009 I know I'm missing something 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
1010 Well, it appears these victims were naturally selected... 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1011 Clearly, he wasn't the fittest. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1012 As you can see, this is a rapidly evolving case. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
1013 there was no eye witness but somebody heard a big bang 1.4154 0.06253 130 93 20 17
1014 The facts are evolving as we speak, Inspector. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1015 The case continues to evolve 1.4154 0.04979 130 81 44 5
1016 Like I said, it's just a theory. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1017 This crime looks like it was planned ages ago. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1018 I'm not sure...the crime scene is still evolving. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1019 It's an evolving situation. 1.4154 0.04979 130 81 44 5
1020 Well, it's just a theory. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1021 I think I see a pattern evolving 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
1022 Are the victims related? 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
1023 Well, the oldest cold case on Earth just got hot again. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
1024 Just say this is a developing story. 1.4148 0.05602 135 91 32 12
1025 I think we can rule out any fundamentalist Christians. 1.4148 0.06255 135 98 18 19
1026 Our only witness claims they heard a big bang. 1.4141 0.06128 128 90 23 15
1027 Have you notified the most recent common ancestor? 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1028 Get Norwinsky on this. He's our best anthroprimorodentoherpetroichthyologist. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1029 Definitely premeditated. Must’ve taken a billion years to plan this one. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1030 I can't vouch for the first four victims, but I have a hunch the fifth was an upright citizen. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1031 Time of death? Between one and four epochs is my guess. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1032 Forensics found an amoeba too, but we couldn't find chalk that small. 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
1033 The White House believes they're unrelated. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1034 I wonder what comes next? 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
1035 We theorize that the deceased were naturally selected. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1036 Whoever did this, I'll track him down if it takes 'til the beginning of time. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1037 The details of this case are clearly evolving. 1.4141 0.06228 128 91 21 16
1038 It appears crime runs in this family. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
1039 The evidence is vestigial, at best. 1.4141 0.05146 128 81 41 6
1040 The community is going to go ape when we prove these murders are linked. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1041 His wife said he had it coming for some time 1.4141 0.05380 128 83 37 8
1042 We'll get the slime responsible for this. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1043 Tell the chief that the situation is evolving. 1.4135 0.04906 133 83 45 5
1044 I'm going to find the animal who did this Sergeant or I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1045 Since Trump's in office...evolution is dead. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1046 This case is evolving by the minute 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1047 Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1048 I guess we can rule out the Creationists. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1049 How long did you say before they found the body? 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1050 Let's not jump to any conclusions while the crime scene's still evolving. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1051 I've seen this before, but never so fast. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1052 The real crime here is the sorry state of science education in this country. 1.4127 0.06200 126 89 22 15
1053 This is the most graphic crime scene I've ever come across. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1054 I think there is a missing link. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
1055 The crime shows no evidence of intelligent design. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1056 Looks like the Creationists are getting serious. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1057 I understand the who, and the when, but what's the missing link? 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1058 Yeah. Darwin said it looked like he was tailed almost to the end. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1059 Are the victims related? 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1060 I don't know who's responsible, but I have a pretty good theory. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1061 There’s a missing a link here. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1062 Oh man! 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1063 My hunch puts the time of death somewhere between yesterday and the Paleozoic. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1064 So I get putting the ugly family out of their misery...but why kill their fish? 1.4127 0.06200 126 89 22 15
1065 I'm still not convinced. It's just a theory, you know . . . 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1066 So far, our leading suspects are Natural Selection and A Failure to Adapt. 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1067 witness said only the fittest survived 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
1068 My God, they killed the whole phylum. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1069 The case is still evolving, but we suspect the killer had opposable thumbs. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1070 It appears to be a case of premeditated evolution. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1071 While at first I thought it was open-and-shut, I would say my theory on this case is still evolving. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
1072 Well, we can rule out that the victim was homeschooled. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1073 Might have been a very, very slow-acting poison. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1074 Make a note so that we don’t miss any links. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
1075 Something like this doesn't just happen overnight. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1076 There's has to be a missing link somewhere 1.4113 0.05373 124 80 37 7
1077 Now we at least know where the victim came from. 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
1078 Not yet, but we have a pretty good theory. 1.4113 0.05952 124 85 27 12
1079 It's hard to say how this case will evolve. 1.4113 0.05249 124 79 39 6
1080 Want to speculate on the next victim? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1081 You're right. This case is evolving very quickly. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1082 There have been developments. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1083 Hmmph...I don't care what the Lab Boys say, this was an act of God 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1084 The killer took his time with this one! 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1085 And let me guess, no one here saw anything about how it started, am I right? 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1086 Well, one of them died a man. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1087 Any clues on where they were going? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1088 You're right. But will it stand up in court? 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1089 This is evolving into quite the case. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
1090 Has the genus been informed? 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
1091 All that time, and nobody tried to help? New Yorkers! 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1092 We have a creationist on the loose. 1.4113 0.05952 124 85 27 12
1093 The perp's getting smarter with every step he takes. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1094 Our theory of how it happened is still evolving. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1095 My theory of what happened here is evolving. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
1096 The killer obviously took his time with this one. 1.4109 0.05233 129 83 39 7
1097 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1098 The perp’s hostility for this guy goes way back. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1099 For age of victim write, "approximately two million years". 1.4098 0.04764 122 74 46 2
1100 Ay, word on the streets is that the creationists are cleaning up the evidence... 1.4098 0.04764 122 74 46 2
1101 .....Well, it's just one of my theories. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1102 So the first thing we have to do is figure out who died first... 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
1103 It looks like the killer took his time. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
1104 Remind me, HOW long have we been working on this case? 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
1105 Inform headquarters that the facts are still evolving. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1106 Looks like the case has evolved into a homocide 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
1107 My wife's family, I'd know 'em anywhere. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
1108 Just a hunch, but I think they may be related. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1109 I haven't a clue who's next of kin. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1110 I don't know, it looks like it's missing a link to me. 1.4050 0.05324 121 78 37 6
1111 So, which one do you think died first? 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1112 Looks like Charlie Darwin is back in town. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1113 Miocene or Pliocene ... it’s still a crime scene. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1114 I'm noticing a pattern here. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1115 This is a Creationist crime of biblical proportions. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1116 Looks like the crime of the centuries! 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1117 We're not certain of the motive, but we have a theory that's rapidly evolving. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1118 This didn't happen in one night. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1119 Multiple victims. No obvious connection. Let’s hope one of these is finally the missing link. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1120 Word on the street is he goes by the name 'Darwin.' 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1121 The timeline here is critical. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1122 Some things they just don't teach you at the Academy. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1123 The evolution of sidewalk chalk. 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
1124 Cross-check NRA, Creationist, Pet Phobia, Hannity. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1125 I'd select the usual suspects, naturally. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1126 I'm more worried about the one that survived. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1127 I just can't shake the nagging feeling that something is missing. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1128 Looks like time is on our side on this one 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
1129 It's evolutionary, my dear. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1130 It's the work of an evil genus. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1131 We're looking for a serial killer with too much time on their hands. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1132 Tell the papers that the case is currently evolving. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1133 Not even the fittest survived 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
1134 There's still not enough evidence. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1135 Truth is, they had it coming for a long time. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1136 Damn, not again. Better get Hominidcide on the case. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1137 The Church tried to cover up the evidence. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
1138 No, I don't think the fish did it. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1139 I think they're related, but it's just a theory. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1140 Round up the usual paleoanthropologists. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1141 Tell the Chief the situation on the ground is evolving. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1142 Time of death might be hard to pin down, Chief. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
1143 Find the missing link and you find our killer. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1144 No Christian jury is going to buy any of this. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1145 When did this happen? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1146 It appears the victims were related. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1147 You call that a theory? 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1148 Make sure Forensics checks his carbon footprint. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1149 It's just a hunch really... But I think it might be the same one who assaulted global warming. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1150 This case is evolving very quickly. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1151 Carbon date 'em, Danno. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1152 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.4034 0.06351 119 85 20 14
1153 Ok, let's say it *was* the meteor... We still need to find motive. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1154 Looks like we've got a DNA trail here. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1155 Just write time of death somewhere between midnight and 530 million years ago. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1156 Looks like this has been in the planning stages for quite awhile! 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1157 See if you can narrow Time of Death to something shorter then the Pleistocene Era. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1158 We should have seen it coming. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1159 This is definitely a cold case. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1160 There's a missing link in this case. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1161 I've seen this M.O. before. It goes way back. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1162 Put out an APB for the missing link. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1163 This truly is a crime for the ages. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1164 Still can't shake your "God" hunch, can ya? 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1165 The solution will reveal itself as soon as we find the missing link 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1166 This looks like a simple case. We just have to find the missing link. 1.4034 0.06571 119 87 16 16
1167 Walk me through the last billion years. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1168 I think I am beginning to see how this crime evolved 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1169 The boys in forensics will have a field day with this one. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1170 We might have to contact Ancestry.com on this one. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1171 His troubles go way back. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1172 There's a missing link in this case and we've got to find it. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1173 Evolutionary, Watson. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1174 No, I said we're looking for a group of violent counter-evolutionaries, not a group of violent counter-revolutionaries. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
1175 The killer's pattern is evolving. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1176 I'd say the case...is evolving. 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
1177 It doesn't add up. There must be a missing link. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
1178 The question is whether or not it was planned. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
1179 Is there a link? 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
1180 Another promising band cut down trying to cross Abbey Road. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
1181 This looks like a really cold case. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1182 I doubt any of them ever saw it coming 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1183 Looks like the victims were related. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1184 Frankly, I expected something different when the captain sent me to review an evolving case. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1185 I can see how the evidence has evolved. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1186 Looks like we may have a creationist on our hands. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1187 These were not the fittest. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1188 Well, that kills my theory. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1189 Interesting thoughts, but at this point, it's only a theory. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1190 As you can see, it was a very slow death. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
1191 Get me a list of all fundamentalist Christians in the vicinity. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
1192 'What concerns me most is that his pattern seems to be evolving...' 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1193 No new leads, but the case is still evolving. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1194 It's just a theory but I think they're related. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1195 It's one for the ages. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1196 Only time will tell. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1197 Well officer, my theory is evolving 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1198 There’s really no way to tell who his next victim will be. They’re just naturally selected. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1199 Well, I think we can rule out extinction. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1200 We’ll catch him. This crime shows no sign of intelligent design. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1201 We'll have to wait for the DNA tests. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1202 I can't help feeling we're missing a link here. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1203 All I can say is that the investigation is evolving. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1204 I have a hunch the victims are related somehow. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1205 This has appeared fishy from the very start. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1206 Just note that my theory on this murder is still evolving. 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1207 This case is tough. The clues keep evolving. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1208 We should monitor this situation as it continues to evolve. 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1209 Hard to say - the case is still evolving. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
1210 Well, it had to end somewhere. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1211 This looks like Darwin's work. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1212 I don't know, but let's see what develops. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1213 I don't know who the killer is, but I'm willing to bet he's the fittest. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1214 “Yeah, the EPA thought it was him too, but he was at Mar A Lago when it happened. 1.3983 0.06497 118 86 17 15
1215 So far, we've only got a theory. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1216 We're looking for someone who just didn't like where this guy was coming from. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1217 I would take us billions of years to figure this one out. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
1218 Well, the crime scene's still evolving, but to me it looks like it was a .44 Cro-Magnum. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1219 We're missing a link. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1220 Didn’t see it evolving into this. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1221 Another evolutionary dead end 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1222 We're seeing an uptick in science-hate crimes. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
1223 I don't care about your theories, officer. I need evidence! 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1224 We should have responded more quickly. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1225 As you can see, the investigation is evolving. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1226 Evolutionary, Watson. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1227 I've got two theories for the cause of death, but you're not going to believe one of them. 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
1228 So, the Darwin Awards really are a thing? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1229 Boy, someone knows how to really hold a grudge. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1230 No, for politicians it evolves left to right. 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
1231 I heard they arrested a couple wearing fig leafs. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
1232 Let's grab a coffee. It'll take another hundred million years for any new evidence to turn up. 1.3966 0.06580 116 85 16 15
1233 I can see this case is evolving. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1234 It's too bad -- he was a real stand-up guy. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1235 Looks like we got us a sequential killer on our hands. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1236 Well Margaret, sometimes the fittest don't always survive. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1237 Shame. First God, now Darwin. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1238 This may be the work of a surreal killer. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1239 Same M.O. as last time. There's got to be a missing link. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1240 I'm not buying it. Where's the evidence? 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1241 We believe the body has been here for quite awhile. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1242 I told the sketch artist I want everything from the beginning to the end. He may have taken me too literally. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
1243 The coroner estimates the time of death was between midnight and 510 million years ago. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1244 Tell them the case is still evolving. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1245 Whoever the killer is, he's been nursing a grudge for a very long time. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1246 I see primate facie evidence of a crime 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1247 This was a crime a long time in the making. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1248 I can't help but feel there's some kind of missing link. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1249 The killer took his time. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1250 Evolution in the first degree. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1251 All we need is the missing link. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1252 We have to find the missing link. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1253 WOW! How long was he laying here before someone noticed and called this in? 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
1254 Seems the victims were selected naturally. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1255 DNA's gonna be tricky on this one. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1256 The witness stated the scene evolved after he heard a big bang. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1257 Let's not tell the press yet. We may have an evolution on our hands! 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1258 This reminds me of when I worked on the Scopes Trial. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1259 Looks like another crime against humanity. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1260 I can’t wait to get my hands on this Neanderthal! 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1261 I know who did it, but I can't get a warrant until we find the missing link. 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
1262 The evidence appears to still be evolving. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1263 OK, Officer Darwin, let's hear your theory. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1264 Book him for fishing without a license, 3 counts of hunting without a license and murder. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1265 I estimate the time of death to be somewhere in the past 200 to 500 million years. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1266 Round up the usual Creationist suspects. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1267 Can't be a solo job. This spans 500 million years. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1268 "Forget the fish, our prints only go back 10 million years". 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1269 Looks like we have an evolving situation. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1270 Those punk-ass chalk vandals are just messing with us now. 1.3947 0.05376 114 74 35 5
1271 I think that we can rule out a creationist. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1272 The killer appears to have been in no rush. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1273 Seen it a million times. It starts out cute and innocent, but then evolves into something much more sinister. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1274 See if Darwin has an alibi. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1275 He chooses his victims by natural selection. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1276 And if he hadn't run out of chalk? 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1277 Before the last election, I was pretty sure which direction to read this. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1278 The crime really seemed to evolve... eh? 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1279 Looks like we have an evolving situation, Sargent. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
1280 His ID says John Scopes. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1281 So waddaya figure for the time of death? 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1282 Now, it's just a theory..... 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1283 Evidence definitely suggests our victim was being followed 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1284 Let's start by checking the sticker on the rear window of his SUV. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1285 I don't care what they say down at the lab, it's not natural. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1286 Ok, detective. You'd better start from the beginning. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1287 I can't believe the way crime has evolved in this city. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1288 Well, Officer Darwin, it looks like this murder investigation is evolving nicely. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1289 The only clues we have are a half-eaten apple and a sarcastic serpent. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1290 Well, we can rule God out. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1291 It looks like the situation is rapidly evolving. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1292 I wouldn’t have suspected this in half a billion years. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1293 Were there any survivors? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1294 At this point, all we've got is a theory. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1295 You say that the crime happened over a six day period, and the perp took a break on Sunday? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1296 Chief says it’s an evolving case. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1297 I think we can rule out natural causes. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1298 I think it is pretty clear this crime happened over six days 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1299 They've been a crime family for generations. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1300 This was a godless act. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1301 Looks like this case is evolving before our very eyes. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1302 This wasn't a quick death. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1303 We're missing something here. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1304 I have a theory, but there’s a missing link. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1305 Still no leads on the timeline or motive. 1.3929 0.06634 112 82 16 14
1306 My theory is natural causes. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1307 This is a very cold case. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1308 Their IDs say they’re related, but I don’t buy it. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1309 Detective, I think this is just a Banksy. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1310 We have a Darwinist on our hands. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1311 We can rule out young-earth creationists. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1312 This case is evolving before our eyes. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1313 'This is our oldest cold case on file officer." 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1314 Looks like the latest victim was an upstanding citizen. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1315 His past caught up with him. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1316 Should I write murder-suicide or natural selection? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1317 This may take a while. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1318 One last step for mankind. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1319 We are dealing with a series of random occurrences or an all powerful being with a peculiar sense of humor. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1320 And to think the murderer killed this poor guy's pets, too. 1.3929 0.06512 112 81 18 13
1321 The facts of this case are still evolving. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1322 I'm thinking death was not instantaneous. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1323 Oh. The humanity! 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1324 Shame they’ll never get to see how it all ends. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1325 I thought I had it, but there’s a link missing... 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1326 It will be hard to determine time of death. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1327 We're one missing link away from cracking this case. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1328 One thing appears obvious. This killer had patience. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1329 It doesn't matter how strong the evidence is. Some people will always say it was an act of God. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
1330 This case has a link that I'm missing. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
1331 There has to be a missing link. 1.3913 0.05341 115 75 35 5
1332 This may be the crime of the ages. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1333 This is a crime of historic dimensions. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
1334 They did their best but the victim was pronounced extinct at the Pleistocene. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1335 Seemed like a simple case of cold-blooded murder, sergeant. But now it's evolved. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1336 I think these might be related. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1337 I think this case is really starting to evolve. 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
1338 That Natural Selection can be a killer. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1339 He had so much potential. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1340 We're looking for the fittest. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
1341 Round up the creationists. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
1342 This looks like the work of a serial creationist. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
1343 I simply can't see how these murders are connected - we're missing a link. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
1344 My gut says we'll soon be looking for another victim, only alot smarter than us. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
1345 Adapt or die, eh? 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
1346 Right now, our primary suspect is time. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
1347 Clearly, the situation is evolving. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
1348 It's a serial killer all right. And I'm worried about the next victim. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1349 It looks like another job by Darwin's gang 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1350 I planned on retiring 400 million years ago, but I gotta catch this guy. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1351 We'll wait and see how this one evolves. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1352 If this case continues to evolve, we may need more chalk. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1353 He seems to have just stood up and walked away. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1354 Let's hope it doesn't go any further than this. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1355 Better call in paleoforensics. 1.3874 0.05456 111 73 33 5
1356 I estimate the time of death to be somewhere between 530 million years and one hour ago. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1357 This crime has obviously been in the planning stages for years. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1358 The coroner says we can’t rule out intelligent design 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1359 Despite the preponderance of evidence to support our case, we'll need to concoct a story of biblical proportions to tell the captain. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1360 Do we call Homicide or the ASPCA? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1361 Let's start with the creationists. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1362 "His choice of victims seems to be evolving". 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1363 He was acting fishy, so we put a tail on him, which he eventually lost, and now this. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1364 We think it might be linked to that dead amoeba we found in the East River." 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1365 This is going to be a controversial case. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1366 We're missing a link. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1367 Still looks fishy to me 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1368 Hmmm...seems to be a missing link. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1369 This case will be one for the ages 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1370 Looks like Evolution's work. I don't have solid proof, but it's the best theory I've got. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1371 I can see this took time. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1372 Something tells me this wasn't an accident. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1373 Got any fancy theories to explain this one, Det. Darwin? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1374 Looks like we have a serial killer with a grudge against the entire evolutionary line. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1375 It was a very slow-acting poison. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1376 This certainly is evolving into an interesting case. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1377 Wiped out an entire Family...or is that Genus? 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1378 he was crossing very slowly . 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1379 This investigation is still evolving. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1380 Looks like the killer isn't a Republican 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1381 This has Darwin's handwriting all over it. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1382 You think this will happen again? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1383 Round up all known members of the Creationist Gang for questioning. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1384 Put a tail on him! 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1385 If only we'd gotten here later. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1386 All we know is the killer took his time. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1387 I believe all the victims were related. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1388 The crime scene is evolving as we speak. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1389 The killer took his time. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1390 We're still looking for the missing link. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1391 This serial killer is obviously evolving. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1392 Looks like Natural Selection has struck again! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1393 The one thing we know for sure is that the killer wasn’t an Evangelical. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1394 I see this case is evolving. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1395 Well Betty, I think our case is slowly evolving. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1396 But like I said, it's just a Theory... 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1397 This crime scene is evolving right before our eyes. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1398 It proves the killers were very, very patient. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1399 I want you to draw a banana peel under this ones foot and submit it to The New Yorker. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1400 There's gotta be a missing link. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1401 I think this may have transcended our jurisdiction. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1402 It's going to be tough to dust for prints. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1403 Well, at least we can take the creationist off the list of suspects. 1.3874 0.06547 111 81 17 13
1404 Whoever pulled this off was genus. 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1405 The school board requires that I consider God a suspect 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1406 I have a theory, but I haven't been able to link it all together yet. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1407 Of course, the priest denies it all happened. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1408 You know what this means. Overtime! 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1409 Follow the tail. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1410 Looks like we're missing a link here. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1411 Round up the usual paleontologists. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1412 Check the primordial ooze for prints. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1413 Faith alone can't solve this case 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1414 This could take literally forever. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1415 I have a theory about what happened but I’m afraid it may take years to prove it. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1416 Somewhere in the last seventeen million years...there have to be witnesses. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1417 Looks like they got run over by a flat earther. 1.3853 0.06635 109 80 16 13
1418 All the killer left behind was a Fig Leaf, an Apple and a Serpent 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1419 There's gotta be a missing link. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1420 What can you say Alice? That’s life. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1421 God knows who did it. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1422 There's very little evidence, but at least we aren't in Texas. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1423 There's something fishy about how this crime has evolved. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1424 So where was the chicken? 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1425 At that rate, he can't have gotten far. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1426 Poor slob, I guess he just couldn't escape his past. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1427 I'm not sure what to make of this, but I've got a theory. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1428 The case is clearly still evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1429 It's interesting how this case has evolved. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1430 All killed by the same evolver. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1431 Stay alert, this case is constantly evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1432 Apparently, they were witnesses testifying at that Scopes trial. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1433 Clearly, this case is still evolving. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1434 It seems the killer's methods are evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1435 Any DNA evidence? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1436 Trust me, I know a real Banksy when I see one. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1437 The case seems to be evolving quickly. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1438 Don’t be stupid, this is clearly a random series of events. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1439 Not sure, but we think they fell off a minivan. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1440 Detective: "Well, officer, I believe I have a theory evolving..." 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1441 My family have been tracking this guy forever. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1442 I think we're making progress. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1443 Whoever did this is extremely patient. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1444 Well, sergeant, this is quickly evolving into the strangest case I've ever seen. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1445 Got any theories? 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1446 It’s the Creationist. I’d know his M. O. anywhere. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1447 Put out an APB: we're looking for a common ancestor. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1448 He was a hero - he stood up for us. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1449 Well, it's taken a while, but I think we've finally got our man. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1450 This case is evolving slowly. 1.3853 0.05360 109 71 34 4
1451 Well Sergeant, one thing we do know, he wasn't a product of intelligent design. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1452 Obviously, this crime has been in the works for some time. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1453 There's a missing link. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1454 Round up the usual suspects. Start with Darwin. 1.3839 0.06373 112 81 19 12
1455 This is clearly one of Darwins jobs again. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
1456 I swear I'll solve this, even if it takes me a million years. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1457 Put the missing link under police protection 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1458 The Creationism killer strikes again. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1459 Officer Darwin, I don’t like how this case is evolving. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1460 That's a nice theory, Officer Darwin. But without proof that's ALL it is. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1461 We should look for an anti-Darwinist. I'm guessing Betsy Devos in the classroom with a chalkboard. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1462 Ya see kid? Tails were the real victim here. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
1463 This has evolved into quite a crime scene. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1464 I suspect it all started with a big bang. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1465 Do the chalk outlines look intelligently designed to you? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1466 How could this happen? I thought we had put a tail on the tall one. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1467 Looks like a clear case of homicidus erectus to me. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1468 Okay. Got a Homo habilis here, a Homo erectus, and a Homo--cide. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1469 O’Shaunnesy, I don’t like where this is headed. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1470 I don't know, I still think God could have done it. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1471 Put an APB out on the missing link. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1472 The cause of death is still unknown but I’m guessing it was painfully slow. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1473 "I guess this is what 'draining the swamp' is all about. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1474 To crack this case we've got to answer two questions. 1:What connects the victims? and 2: Why were they jaywalking? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1475 Keep searching. There has to be some link we're missing here. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1476 What sick bastard would wipe out a whole phylum like this? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1477 All I can tell you is that the case is evolving. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1478 No leads yet, but the case is quickly evolving. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1479 We are missing a link here, sergeant. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1480 Take note, kid. These clues are rapidly evolving. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1481 It’s as if he just got up and walked away! 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1482 It is critical that we determine who the genus is behind this. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1483 In this case revenge was served in permafrost. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1484 It appears that it was a very slow death. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1485 Check if anyone has filed a Missing Link report. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1486 Has all the markings of the Darwin Gang. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1487 This is no simple drive-by. This is a crime that evolved over time. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1488 Round up every sick Darwinian you can find who's packing chalk. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1489 It's only theory; we'll never prove it. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1490 We can rule out anyone in the scientific community. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1491 Well, the situation has certainly evolved. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1492 The Creationist is at it again. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
1493 I have a theory about this. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1494 I suspect our murderer is a creationist. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1495 Don't draw any conclusions yet. It's an evolving crime scene. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1496 Despite the evidence, some politicians don’t believe this crime ever happened. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1497 Well we can narrow it down to sometime between Cretaceous and this afternoon. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1498 We need a time of death, and don't give me that Jurassic stuff again. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1499 I guess none of them was the fittest. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1500 Ah, clearly natural causes... 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1501 How on Earth are we going to notify next of kin? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1502 You got a better theory? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1503 This looks a lot like something I haven’t seen in ages. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1504 Tell the press the investigation is evolving. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1505 Evolution, but that's just my theory. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1506 And you say they didn't teach this in your school? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1507 We're finally getting legs on this investigation. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1508 Well this case has really evolved 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1509 I didn't take that long to get here, did I? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1510 That's a nice theory detective, but can you prove it? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1511 We have everything but a motive. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1512 There's no way one guy is behind all of this. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1513 Evolution's a bitch, then you die... 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1514 Well Officer, it’s clear that he was shot with an evolver 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1515 Looks tough, do we have a theory? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1516 Too bad.... his past finally caught up with him. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1517 Let’s see how this case evolves. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1518 I guess we can rule out Intelligent Design. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1519 Apparently he refused to sleep with the fishes. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1520 My theory is evolving. 1.3810 0.04762 105 65 40 0
1521 Chalk this one up to Darwin 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1522 Any clue where we go from here? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1523 Well this is really one for the ages 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1524 Tell me: What kind of a lunatic would murder a fish, a reptile, an ape, and a man? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1525 Now if we could just find the missing link... 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1526 Get cold case down here. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1527 This case will be unsolvable without the missing link. 1.3810 0.05308 105 68 34 3
1528 Check the neighborhood. See if anyone heard a big bang. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1529 Let’s get a warrant for Betsy Devos. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1530 The fittest don't always survive now, do they? 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1531 It was Darwin. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1532 I don't care what the evidence says, it's still just a theory. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1533 It's an evolving situation. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1534 Chalk it up to evolution! 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1535 What was the time of death…within an eon or two? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1536 Looks like the crime scene is evolving. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1537 His taste for killing has evolved. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1538 Well, I guess we’ll never know who was fittest. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1539 Keep this quiet until we notify the next of fin. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1540 The killer had a long history with the victim. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1541 Get me Darwin. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1542 J walking at rush hour, they were just asking for a Darwin award. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1543 Another day, another random act of genetic mutation. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1544 Looks like someone from the Texas Board of Education has been here. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1545 Notify Mr. Pence that 6,000 years of evolution has come to an end. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1546 Some guy says he heard a big bang first. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1547 I think the creationists did it. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1548 What do you think is the next step? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1549 Where do we place the president? 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1550 What made you call us at the Cold Case Unit? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1551 I don’t like how this case is evolving 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1552 I'm calling the Vice President in for questioning. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1553 Put a tail on him! 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1554 Round up the usual suspects, starting with Banksy... 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1555 And yet, the killer spared the Archaeopteryx. Curious. 1.3804 0.05751 92 60 29 3
1556 It appears to have been a slow-acting poison. 1.3796 0.06672 108 80 15 13
1557 We know one thing: The killer is not a fundamentalist Christian. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1558 Is Darwin a person of interest? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1559 This wasn't premeditated... it was natural selection. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1560 It's a shame. He was an upstanding citizen ... eventually. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1561 Look for a car with a Christian fish on the bumper. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1562 Forensics will have a field day! 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
1563 But is it a crime when it's so intelligently designed? 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
1564 I hope our witness is a stand-up guy. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1565 This could take awhile. 1.3774 0.05437 106 70 32 4
1566 I always knew there was something fishy about this guy. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1567 Sergeant, I have a theory about this case. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
1568 The crime scene appears to be evolving. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1569 You got a theory on what happened here Darwin? 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1570 There will be hell to pay if anybody monkeys around with this evidence. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1571 I know how it looks, but this was a crime of intelligent design. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1572 Looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1573 Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1574 Get Intelligent Design down here, see what they come up with. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1575 Did anyone phyla complaint? 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1576 My theory on this case is evolving 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1577 Be careful. We can't let this case evolve any further. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1578 Poor guy was probably just a victim of natural selection 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1579 It looks like he may have just stood up and walked away... 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1580 Well, it's clear his methods are evolving. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1581 Well, it's just a theory. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1582 These victims weren't chosen randomly. The killer is using natural selection. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1583 The cause of death, officer, was natural selection 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1584 This could be one for the ages. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1585 If only we could have gotten here 540 million years sooner. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1586 It's not a textbook case in this state. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1587 Evolutionary, my dear Sgt. Watson. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1588 The clues don'y quite add up, Farnsworth. If only we could find the missing link. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1589 Get me biology, we need to establish the timeline. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1590 You chalked it up? To what, stupidity??? 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1591 Nothing's more vicious than natural selection. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1592 This crime clearly took some time. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1593 Since we started working on this case it has really evolved. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1594 We have a suspect, but it's only a theory at this point. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1595 Our theories on the suspect are evolving. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1596 Well, I've got a theory. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1597 It appears the victims were related. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1598 So you say the steamroller never saw them 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1599 Clearly this is the work of a 6-Day Creationist. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1600 This is a case for Darwin. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1601 Getting to the root of this may take awhile. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1602 I have some theories. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1603 Civilization, as we know it, is dead. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1604 The Darwin Gang strikes again! 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1605 I'm not saying it was sudden, mind you. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1606 I really don't like how this case is evolving. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1607 I thought something about him was fishy. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1608 But where did the first one come from? 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1609 Good thing the coroner isn't Republican. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1610 Biologically speaking, only one of these can be considered a cold-blooded murder. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1611 The killer seemed to select his victims naturally. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1612 If I could just find the missing link. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1613 But why kill the victim's entire family? 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1614 I'm beginning to see a pattern. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1615 Looks like Darwin's back in town. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1616 The forensic boys believe the murders are linked. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1617 Have you heard Lt. Darwin's theory on this? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1618 I still don't think it's proof. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1619 Looks like this case is still evolving. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1620 It seems the killer's pattern is evolving. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1621 We have a lead, but it's really just a theory. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1622 My gut tells me this isn’t random. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1623 Well this kills that theory. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1624 'Seems we're missing a link here.' 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1625 The science deniers have gone too far this time. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1626 Round up the kids from the Museum of Natural History sleepover. Check their hands for chalk residue. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1627 Well Detective Darwin...any theories as to what happened here? 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1628 I've been on this case for a while now. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1629 We really have to improve the speed of our police cars. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1630 Just tell the press that our investigation is evolving. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1631 The crime scene is still evolving. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1632 Looks like another case of pre-pre-pre-pre-medititaded murder. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1633 We've narrowed it down to a creationist. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1634 Could be a copycat extinction. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1635 Bring in Charles Darwin for questioning. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1636 The killer is the missing link 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1637 That’s one theory.... 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1638 I guess standing erect makes you more of a target. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1639 Fortunately, the serial killer left us his carbon footprints. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1640 Looks like the weapon was an evolver. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1641 It looks like this was an intelligently designed murder. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1642 It took us ages to reconstruct. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1643 This looks like a highly evolved crime! 1.3711 0.05546 97 64 30 3
1644 The statute of limitations has clearly run on all but the last of these victims 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1645 As Holmes might say, 'Evolutionary, my dear Watson.' 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1646 I know this guy. He has a history. 1.3700 0.05252 100 65 33 2
1647 What do we tell the press? Let's just say the victims are five members of an extended family. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1648 When they go after your family, they don't kid around! 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1649 Some of these have been dead awhile 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1650 The way he selects his victims...it's so...natural. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1651 This was clearly an attack on science. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1652 It was a crime 6,000,000 years in the making. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1653 It’s only a matter of time before our killer strikes again. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1654 Well, it's just a theory, but... 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1655 It's as I said. The case is evolving. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1656 The middle one kinda looks like my mother-in-law. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1657 This could take years. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1658 The evidence is definitely evolving. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1659 I say we put Detective Darwin on this one. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
1660 We couldn't solve this crime in a million years. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1661 Witnesses at the church could not believe what they saw. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1662 I hate working these cold cases. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1663 A man, a woman, a snake, an apple and a garden. Why, what do you see? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1664 I'm guessing the suspect will be a creationist, ... middle-aged, ...a loner ... 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1665 They all seem to be somehow related. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1666 It explains everything but the fedora 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1667 It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1668 Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
1669 I want this crime scene kept secured; the details of this case are evolving. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1670 I know we're missing something, a link perhaps. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1671 Just tell them the investigation is evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1672 Things evolved pretty quickly. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1673 I think the butler did it. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1674 It's too early to come to any conclusions ... the case is still evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1675 Just a hunch, but I think the victims may be related. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1676 My theory is, these are all the same guy. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1677 Poor fella, never should have left the sea... 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1678 Frankly we will have to wait and see this case evolves. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1679 I want a list of all creationists within a five-mile radius. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1680 Obviously, the killer took his time. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1681 Let's get Darwin on the case, he's good at knowing how things evolve. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1682 I'm guessing creationists did them in. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1683 My views on this case have evolved. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1684 I'd say it was an act of God but.... 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1685 Evoloutionary, Detective Watson. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1686 They were just crossing the road? Then where’s the chicken? 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1687 Nice theory Sheriff, but I think we should just see how this case evolves. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1688 A pattern is starting to evolve. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1689 Well, that theory’s dead. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1690 You’ve got me, Rogers. It could take eons to solve this one. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1691 This looks like it will be an evolving case. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1692 She should have never left the ocean 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1693 It's murder, but was it random or by design? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1694 We finally have the evidence we need. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1695 The solution is evolutionary my dear. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1696 I always said his miserable past would finally catch up with him. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1697 looks like it took a long time to die 1.3673 0.07015 98 74 12 12
1698 Sorry, cant help you here. I went to Catholic school. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1699 Who in creation would do this? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1700 That Texas Board of Education better have an alibi. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1701 I see a pattern evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1702 Life has a way of catching up with you. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1703 I’ve got a theory 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1704 All the victims were in the same family. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1705 It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1706 We can prove the pattern, but will they believe us? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1707 My theory is evolving. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1708 I have an evolving theory. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1709 I say we charge them with a violation of Genesis 1:24. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1710 Put an APB out on the missing link. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1711 For the last time, I said it was just a theory. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1712 Looks like another winner of the Darwin Award. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1713 Only one question remains. Were their deaths random, or was it natural selection? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1714 I can't help but feel like there's something missing. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1715 Well, it’s no Abbey Road. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1716 This looks fishy from the start; where's the missing link? 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1717 I have a theory about what happened, but it's only a theory. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1718 Bring in Darwin for questioning. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1719 We’re missing something. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1720 It started with a big bang. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1721 This looks like the work of a very old crime family. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1722 What worries me is the one that evolved from this guy and is still around here somewhere! 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1723 The coroner marks the last time of death around 12,000 BC. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1724 Would you call this style creationist? Or is it more of an intelligent design? 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1725 Poor sap. He was only 2 million years away from retirement. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1726 Round up the usual scientists. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1727 The time of death will be hard to determine. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1728 I guess we should have seen this coming 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1729 It’s a crime of the eon. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1730 There may have been a crime here, but it is "just a theory". 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1731 Let’s just tell them, “What started as a simple case continues to evolve.” 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1732 Please keep the chalk away from Officer Darwin. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1733 We're looking for a man with opposable thumbs. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1734 If we can find the fittest, we'll have our man. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1735 This one's easy. The human did it. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1736 Witnesses said the whole thing evolved quickly. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1737 Get Darwin, now. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1738 Solving this crime was always just a matter of time. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1739 This case has Darwin written all over it. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1740 Looks like a family feud going way back. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1741 What do I do Jim? The evidence keeps evolving. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1742 Seems the killer really took his time here. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1743 We’ve got another Texas Board of Ed copycat on our hands, Joe. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1744 My understanding of this case is rapidly evolving. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1745 I don't think you're quite ready to hear my theory. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1746 I’m starting to see a pattern. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1747 I never thought I’d live long enough to see this. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1748 I’ve always wondered if there was such a thing as too much evidence. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1749 I disagree. This crime is clearly the result of an intelligent design. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1750 I’d look for the missing link. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1751 What's not to get? The victim was obviously a New Yorker cartoonist. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1752 Well, we know the victim wasn't Christian. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1753 Yeh? You got a better theory? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1754 This appears to be the work of a serial killer, although trying to predict his next victim may take a great deal of time. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1755 I have a theory, but once again, there's a missing link. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1756 We'll need an APB for a suspect between the ages of 4 and 8 million. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1757 And your telling me that witnesses say it all happened in just a few seconds? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1758 There must be a link here. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1759 Do we know if the victims are related? 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1760 I have a theory on who did it but it’s evolving 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1761 We're gonna have to let this case evolve over time. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1762 One thing we know for sure: these murders occurred over an extremely long time. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1763 Has Darwin been notified? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1764 It'll be interesting to see how far back this goes... 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1765 I have a theory about this. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1766 Cause of death?" "Natural selection 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1767 I guess he's the end of his line. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1768 Don't be hasty Sergeant, it could be nothing more than an intelligent design 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1769 I’d say we’ve traced this crime back to its genesis. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1770 It looks like he made it this far... But, no farther. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1771 We think the perp is Charlie “the knife” Darwin, but the case is still evolving 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1772 No, they didn't die like this, we just had some fun with the chalk. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1773 And you’ve been working the case for how long? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1774 Well, looks like that theory is dead 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1775 My view on this case is evolving. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1776 It’s just a theory but... 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1777 Looks like we've got ourselves a case of unnatural selection. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1778 This is going to take forever! 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1779 After 100 million years you'da thought he'da learned to avoid this neighborhood after dark. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1780 Our case is still evolving. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1781 I guess they weren't the fittest after all. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1782 Get an archaeologist to call time of death! 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1783 Unless I miss my guess, this is the work of the Ancestry.com Killer. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1784 Another theory shot down. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1785 Well, Marge, I have a theory, but it's going to be hard to prove. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1786 The murderer? Why it’s evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1787 That must have been one hell of a conga line. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1788 If he was walking backwards we've got a tough case 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1789 I don't know, the missing link just isn't there. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1790 A victim of natural selection. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1791 It was a slow death. 1.3608 0.05520 97 65 29 3
1792 Get me the best evolutionary zoology criminology psychologist we've got. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1793 This was no heat-of-the-moment crime. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1794 We need to go back to the beginning. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1795 As you can see, the case is evolving. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1796 Talk about cold cases, this has been one for the ages. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1797 But is it art? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1798 Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1799 We’ll catch the killer. Book’em. Convict him. And then he’ll just go through the evolving door. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1800 Now, where the bodies taken to the morgue, the zoo or the museum? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1801 I think we're done here. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1802 The evolution of this case is rather puzzling. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1803 I guess survival of the fittest is a dead issue now. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1804 It is hard to tell how this case is going to evolve. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1805 I have a theory about what happened here. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1806 Tell the press our leads are evolving. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1807 Damn shame. His life was just getting started. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1808 Remind me to stop hiring paleontology majors as interns. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1809 We'll have to see how this case evolves. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1810 Tell them this investigation is just evolving. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1811 Well there goes that theory. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1812 I believe we have a case of ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1813 Call in the Feds. This serial killer is evolving. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1814 Clues won't cut it - we need the missing link. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1815 This is unquestionably the coldest case I’ve ever encountered. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1816 The DNA evidence should really be interesting. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1817 We've got to find the missing link to crack this case. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1818 This crime keeps evolving. What's next? 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1819 According to the note, they just didn't feel as though they were making any progress. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1820 I wonder what’s next... 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1821 We still don't have a primate suspect. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1822 We estimate the time of the murder between 300 million years ago and some time last night. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1823 Time of death: sometime between the Devonian and Triassic periods, give or take a few million years. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1824 Round up the natural suspects. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1825 "Our theory to what happened here is still evolving". 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1826 Let them know it might take a while. This crime scene is still evolving. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1827 But how did they get 200 miles from the seashore? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1828 This investigation appears to be evolving very rapidly, Officer Darwin. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1829 It figures, this neighborhood has a long history of violent crime. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1830 It’s an evolving story. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1831 I keep thinking there is a missing link here that connects these victims. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1832 Looks like we can rule out a Big Bang. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1833 Yes. We know he strikes same place, same time, every 1 million years. 1.3579 0.07006 95 72 12 11
1834 This is evolution of a serial killer 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1835 I have a hunch, but it's just a theory. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1836 I don't like how this is evolving. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1837 They say the investigation is still evolving 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1838 I always had doubts about the survival of the fittest 1.3579 0.04944 95 61 34 0
1839 Follow the genes. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1840 Sure, we've made progress on the case, but I fear it may only be the illusion of progress. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1841 Dollars to donuts, they're the five escapees from the Natural History Museum. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1842 This killer's been at it for a while. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1843 Death ran in the family. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1844 There should be witnesses - this must have taken a while. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1845 We're learning that the ties between the victims go way back. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1846 This case is evolving faster than we thought. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1847 The situation is evolving. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1848 Get Detective Darwin here, STAT! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1849 This case is still evolving... 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1850 "This case will evolve on its own". 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1851 It appears the victims shared a common ancestor. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1852 And that, Sgt. Blodgett, is the evolution of the modern crime scene. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1853 Clearly a vicious killer to have taken out his entire family tree. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1854 This one took a long time to evolve. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1855 Call it a hunch, Stephens, but I doubt he'll strike again for at least another couple million years. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1856 I've seen this only once before...as a beat cop on Galápagos. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1857 The neighbors said they heard a big bang. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1858 Well, that's one theory. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1859 It was a slow death. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1860 It looks like natural causes. 1.3579 0.05378 95 63 30 2
1861 This case just keeps evolving. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1862 Round up the usual Creationists. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1863 I think we're looking for a fundamentalist 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1864 Call it a hunch, but I think we're dealing with different killers here. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1865 It's going to take a million years to solve this crime 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1866 The collusion goes back further than I thought! 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1867 Evidently it was a slow death. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1868 Looks like evolving out of the water is easier then making it across the street. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1869 We’ll have to wait and see how this evolves. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1870 Can't wait to see the next victim 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1871 The creationists will try to suppress this evidence. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1872 This case is evolving into a homicide. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1873 I want a list of all his known associates for the last 10 million years. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1874 It’s the oldest, coldest case we have. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1875 It took a while, but was bound to happen. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1876 I've just about cracked it, but there still seems to be a missing link. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1877 According to the witness, the shooting only lasted 54 million years. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1878 Even with proof some people aren't going to believe this. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1879 In order to solve this case, we will need to find the missing link. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1880 My theory is we have an evolving crime scene. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1881 I have a theory as to what happened but I’m not certain it’s scientifically sound. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1882 The sixth one crossed at the light. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1883 Now we’ll never find the Missing Link. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1884 Did CSU remove the amoeba from the crime scene? 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1885 I just have this nagging suspicion that these victims didn't all die at the same time.. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1886 I can see the case is evolving , Sgt. Cooper, but I still think the missing link we are looking for is a fish out of water. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1887 I know it's just a theory Boss, but I think it's Darwin. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1888 I don't think we should be standing here. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1889 I can see a definite pattern evolving here. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1890 Boss is not gonna like how this case is evolving. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1891 Survival of the fittest did not seem to work out for anyone here. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1892 Shall I tell the press that it's an evolving crime scene? 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1893 I have a theory about the crime, but it's constantly evolving. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1894 We can rule out natural selection. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
1895 Looks like we've got a rapidly evolving investigation. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1896 There's a missing link somewhere... 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1897 I have a theory, but need to find the missing link. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1898 Looks like we have an evolving situation here. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1899 I have a theory, but you won’t believe it. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1900 He almost made it, poor devil. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1901 The murder weapon was undoubtedly an evolver. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1902 I’m sure there’s a link here that we’re missing.au 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1903 Let's just say the case is still evolving. However, the priest we have in custody denies we even have a case. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1904 This case isn't evolving the way I thought. Oh well, anyone want a donut? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1905 It’s evolving, but I have a theory. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1906 Just note that the crime scene is evolving. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1907 I know I could crack this case wide open if I could just find the missing link. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1908 I suspect the timeline will be important to solving this one! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1909 I've been working this case for a long time. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1910 I don’t see anything unnatural about this selection. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1911 It’s a long line of DNA evidence. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1912 Now to find the missing link. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1913 We suspect that the victims were related. But that's just a theory. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1914 I dunno, Mac. Seems the facts of this case are constantly evolving. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1915 I'm too old for this shit. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1916 I have a theory, but I don't think you'll like it. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1917 Refer it to animal control -- except for the one with no tail. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1918 It appears our killer was very patient. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1919 Looks like this guy selects his victims naturally. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1920 This is trivial compared to what we found at the White House. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1921 Oh man! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1922 This investigation has been going on for eons. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1923 Well, this accident will be a shoe-in for this year's Darwin Award. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1924 Ever wish we still had tails, Kowalsky? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1925 Okay, now this is just a theory, but I suspect that the victims are related. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1926 I think we found the missing link. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1927 It’s Evolutionary, Watson! 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1928 There goes my creationist theory! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1929 One thing's for sure, The killer certainly took his time. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1930 This neighborhood's been bad news for way too long. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1931 Depends which way you read it: either proof of evolution or a Match.com date gone terribly wrong. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1932 It seems the victim died after 2 to 3 million years. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1933 Whoever did this took their sweet time. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1934 Evolve or die? I'd say it's more like, "evolve AND die". 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1935 his DNA tripped him up 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1936 Round up every creationist within a mile radius. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1937 It's got Darwin's fingerprints all over it. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1938 Amateurs! Left out amoeba, T-rex, bird, ape and coffin at the end. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1939 Really? There are no eye-witnesses for a crime that took 3.8 billion years to complete? 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1940 We'll need to dig deep to prove these crimes are related 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1941 I can see how this case is beginning to evolve. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1942 He must have held on for quite a while. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1943 Our profile of the suspect is still evolving. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1944 We're not sure yet - it's an evolving situation 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1945 Simultaneously? Or am I looking at a wrinkle in time? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1946 It is interesting to see how this investigation has evolved." 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1947 Is this a clue or missing link? 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1948 An arresting development. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1949 We'll indict the fish and see where that leads. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1950 Open and shut case - unless there's a creationist on the jury. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1951 Tell the Chief that the details of this case are evolving. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1952 Actually, it's evolutionary Ms. Watson 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1953 Sergeant, I think this could be the longest string of unsolved murders in department history. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1954 If they were walking backwards we're in big trouble. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1955 He had it coming. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1956 Detective, I do not believe these are unrelated. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1957 Our first clue. Whoever he was, I think we can assume he wasn't from a red state. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1958 I predict the next victim won't have an appendix. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1959 "It's evolutionary, my dear Watson" were his final words. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1960 The killer must have been planning his crime for eons. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1961 The pope better have a good alibi 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1962 It could take a long time to solve this one 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1963 Well, we can rule out Banksy, for starters. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1964 I want to look through the cold cases file. I think he's been at this longer than we thought. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1965 OK Sarg’, let’s round up the usual Creationists. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1966 Are there any connections between the victims? 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1967 ... and bring that Darwin guy into the station again for questioning. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1968 This is a puzzler. I was home schooled. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1969 Suspect appears to have strong anti-Darwin convictions. Let's start at the White House. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1970 Get me Inspector Darwin. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1971 Maybe we shouldn’t be standing in this tar pit. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1972 Sad, all that remains is this piece of the minivan rear window. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1973 The investigation is still evolving, but I'd estimate a timeline of 505 million years. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1974 Better make that four roadkills and one homicide. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1975 This has all of his hallmarks except for the intelligent design. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1976 Well, obviously it's an evolving situation. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1977 Looks like that gang of creationists are at it again! 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1978 Evolutionary, my dear Darwin, evolutionary. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1979 Ten thousand to the mural guy and we get this? 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1980 All we have are theories! We need leads... 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1981 Natural selection strikes again. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1982 It looks like this crime has evolved into a homicide. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1983 We have a man in custody but he claims he has an alibi: the Book of Genesis. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1984 This crime goes way back 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1985 This has evolved into quite a case. 1.3511 0.06883 94 71 13 10
1986 Our theory of the case is evolving. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1987 Sad: He was really trying to evolve. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1988 Yup, same MO. Chalk up another one for Extinction. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1989 I feel like we've been on this case for millions of years. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1990 If you ask me, it looks like the work of Darwin or Keith Haring. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1991 This looks like the work of a serial anthropologist. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1992 It’s a crime many eons in the making. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1993 How in creation could this have happened? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1994 Evolving theories is all we have right now. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1995 My bet is this all has something to do with Robert Mueller and the FBI draining the swamp here in D.C. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1996 I have a theory, but it may be a little creative. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1997 Well, that's just one theory. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1998 First, we have to establish if these victims were connected in anyway. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1999 This is more background than we usually get. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2000 It's got all the markings of a serial mutator. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2001 Yes, but are they related? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2002 We have to act fast. The situation is evolving rapidly. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2003 Witnesses say he was hit by a DeLorean going 80 miles an hour. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2004 This may take a while, but we'll get our man. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2005 I think we may be next. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2006 Call me old school, but my gut says these are totally unrelated events. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2007 Well, I guess that rules out the priest. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2008 Let's call Detective Darwin in on this one. This looks specious. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
2009 Mind you, it’s just a theory, but... 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2010 Looks like we have a serial killer with a long history. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2011 Ironically,the victim's name is Darwin. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2012 Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2013 Mass extinctions started in the Trumpian era. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2014 I guess we can eliminate Creationism as a possible suspect. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2015 They would have made an interesting line up. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2016 Well, so much for that theory. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2017 He should have never left the water. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2018 Based on all of the evidence so far, it's an evolving case. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2019 Run down a guy named Darwin; this looks like his work. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2020 We could only identify him by his fossil record. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2021 Tracks lead back to a pot of primordial soup. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2022 No room for monkey business in this case. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2023 The suspect certainly took his time committing this crime. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2024 It appears our suspect is a creationist in a bulldozer. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2025 Fox News will have a field day with this .... 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
2026 I suspect there's a charter school nearby. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2027 This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2028 Well, first we have to figure out where it began. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2029 So, the neighbors say they hear a big bang, huh? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2030 This wouldn’t have happened had Hillary won. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2031 Bring in the usual primates. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2032 I don't care what you New York City types say; here in Texas, we call this an act of God. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2033 The suspects were a white couple, no clothes, wearing only fig leaves to hide their genitalia. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2034 I can't help but feel like we're missing something here... 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2035 That’s what I call a serial killer 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2036 It's a crime scene of prehistoric proportions. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2037 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny every time, Sergeant. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
2038 This case is slowly evolving. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2039 Just where do you think this is headed, Scully? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2040 It seems like this took more than seven days. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2041 Damned if I know but there appears to be a missing link! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2042 Crossing where there's no signal. Give 'em a Darwin award. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2043 I'd bet my badge this is the work of the La Brea Stalker. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2044 Find out where Richard Dawkins was last night. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2045 My views on this case are evolving. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2046 This crime goes way back 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2047 It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2048 Let me know how the case evolves. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2049 Looks like we have a Mass Extinction case on our hands. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2050 The next one is an iPhone. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2051 At least we can safely conclude they were not the fittest. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2052 They got the whole family 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2053 No one listened to me when I said that slashing science funding was just the beginning. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2054 As God is my witness, nobody is ever going to believe this happened. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2055 What kind of idiot leaves a signature? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2056 This case is evolving fast, Cribbens! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2057 Looks like they got the extended family. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2058 Forensics says this one was years in the making. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2059 Hmm. I have a theory, but it's still evolving. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2060 My thinking on this case has evolved. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2061 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, the creationist will not be happy with this evidence. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2062 This has evolved into what now looks like the "Abbey Road" album cover. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2063 Looks like the work of the Intelligent Design mob. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2064 I have a theory. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2065 I know this case is still evolving, but I feel like there's a missing link somewhere. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2066 Apparently the larger brain didn't help....... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2067 And now, we wait... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2068 Well, the evidence is sketchy but its still evolving....... 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2069 Forensics puts the time of death some time in the last 420 million years. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2070 Interesting how this case is evolving. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2071 Have all the families been notified? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2072 I assume it's Republicans retiring from Congress. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2073 I cracked one other case like this years ago in the "Galapagos Islands" 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2074 Being single, they had no chance of making it on the Ark 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2075 Well at least the investigation seems to be evolving 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2076 We better solve this case before we find out what's next. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2077 This crime is evolving quickly. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2078 Another Darwinian murder... But what's the missing link? 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2079 Damnit there’s got to be a missing link. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2080 Not with a whimper, but a bang. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2081 We won't see him strike for another 2000 years or so. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2082 My theory as to what happened is slowly evolving 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2083 The killer's M.O is evolving rapidly 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2084 I wouldn't rule out intelligent design. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2085 Is there any evidence to support the theory? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2086 I have a theory, but the church won't like it. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2087 Now we have to find the missing link 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2088 No question, it's Banksy. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2089 The killer's MO has clearly evolved. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2090 It's clear the situation is evolving. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
2091 It’s just a theory, but I think it’s a good one. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2092 So young. None of them were a day over 3.8 billion years old. 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
2093 Another crime against humanity. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2094 Well, obviously the crime scene is still evolving... 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2095 Our theory of the case is still evolving. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
2096 This case is evolving fast. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2097 It may look like an open and shut case, Bonnie, but I can't help but feel we're missing a link. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2098 Looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2099 We are looking for the missing link in this case. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2100 Which one is Trump? 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
2101 Obviously an evolving crime scene. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2102 As you can see, the facts are still developing 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2103 I wonder what the victims had in common. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2104 This case is evolving faster than we thought. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2105 Well, let’s hope this is not the end of the line. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2106 Something tells me the church is behind this. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2107 Interesting, but it's just a theory. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2108 What kind of animal would do such a thing? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2109 My thinking about this crime has evolved. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2110 541 million years and we still can't catch the guy 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2111 I'd say we will have to consult Doctor Darwin on this case. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2112 Well it's a long shot Evens, but forensics says we need to put an APB out for a gigantic meteor. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2113 This case would have been a lot simpler 10 million years ago. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2114 So much for that theory. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2115 Bring that new bible study group in for questioning. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2116 I'm amazed how fast this case has evolved! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2117 And then came Trump 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2118 It’s clear this case is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2119 Round up the biblical suspects. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2120 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2121 Looks like the war between Creationists and Darwinists just got real. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2122 Criminology recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2123 Poor guy. He was really moving up in the world. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2124 I'd say victims of a carbon dating site. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2125 Any new developments? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2126 I'd say his crimes are evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2127 Forensics showed they were shot with a high caliber evolver. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2128 I don't like where this is going 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2129 Bring in the evolutionary biologist, we're still missing a link. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2130 It will take eons to solve this one. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2131 We're bringing in experts from MoMA and the Museum of Natural History. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2132 I think I have a theory about this case. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2133 Creationists have a theory that these are unrelated events. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2134 My evolving theory is ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2135 Better post a stakeout. This is an evolving crime scene 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2136 That's an interesting theory, Officer Darwin, but I think a higher power had to have been responsible for this. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2137 I always suspected that our ancestors were fish... 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2138 The killer really took his time with the victim. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2139 We've ruled out Jesus 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2140 His Paleo diet caught up with him. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2141 Chalk it up to an act of God 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2142 I know what the scientific evidence says, but I'm leaning towards a faith-based solution. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2143 It’s Evolutionary, Watson! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2144 I’m not above conspiracy theories. This is the work of an evolutionist. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2145 We can't tell anything yet. The crime scene is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2146 Looks like he wasn't an upstanding citizen, after all. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2147 I just can't figure out how the criminal found the time to do all this. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2148 I can’t help but feel we’re next. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2149 Well this case evolved quickly. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2150 This was clearly the work of a serial creationist. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2151 Looks like the work of our boy Darwin again 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2152 Apparently this crime took some time to unfold. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2153 The abundantly clear chain of evidence leads to an obvious conclusion. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2154 We'd better hand this one off to the Smithsonian. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2155 Call headquarters and tell them to put an APB out on the fittest. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2156 Pull the priest and the rabbi out of the lineup. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2157 I've got a theory about this. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2158 I hear ya Roz. But I just can’t see the link. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2159 And get me a list of all local creationists. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2160 It could be any one of us 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2161 Let's trace their steps backwards. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2162 Seems we stumbled upon another cold case 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2163 Perp has issues that go way back. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2164 We have no ID, but it seems he emerged from the primordial sludge. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2165 I think I see a pattern. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2166 Only one thing's for sure. They weren't the fittest. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2167 Right now the primary suspect is the missing link. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2168 Tell the press the situation is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2169 Looks to me like a guy walking four pets but there there’s some resemblances I can’t explain. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2170 Forensics identified them as the Darwin family. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2171 Believe it or not, this whole thing was just an accident. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2172 Does this go right to left or left to right? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2173 We think we have a few leads, but the facts are still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2174 The road to extinction 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2175 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore... 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2176 Well, this case is evolving quickly. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2177 A clear case of premeditated evolution. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2178 Yup. This one's headed for the cold case file. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2179 The chain of evidence started with a big bang. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2180 How do we explain this to the captain? He's a creationist. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2181 Mr. Darwin, can you run that by me again? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2182 Our view of the case is evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2183 Chief says the case was just upgraded to a homicide. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2184 « They’re getting increasingly sophisticated, Chief. » 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2185 It's got the M.O. of the Darwin gang. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2186 Jack the Creationist strikes again. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2187 Well, we can eliminate the Creationists. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2188 I told you to take the chalk away from Wilson. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2189 I get the feeling this case will be one of life's great mysteries. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2190 We'll never prove it 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2191 Get us some coffee and donuts Janine. If Darwin was right, this case will stay open for a few million years. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2192 Call me when the missing link turns up. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2193 I think the La Brea Killer’s taunting us. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2194 It's probably natural causes. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2195 Time of death 24 hours-give or take a billion years. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2196 'Survival of the fittest'? Not in this case! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2197 Well, at least we know they're not from Tennessee.... 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2198 Well, at least we can put the murders in perspective. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2199 It worries me to see crime evolving in this City 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2200 I think we can rule out the perp being a creationist. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
2201 At some point, the question will be whether we can indict God. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
2202 Do you see the significance here? We now have evidence that the Gingerbread Man wasn't created after all, but actually evolved from a primitive cookie cutter! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
2203 Hit and run. Sad case. Evolved for millions of years, wiped out in a second. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2204 Call downtown, tell them the case is evolving. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
2205 I'd stake my reputation on the perp being a creationist. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
2206 Well, we'll just have to see how this case evolves. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2207 It appears to be five victims and they look distantly related. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2208 It's the same old story: they start with the small stuff - the plankton, the invertebrates - and before you know it they've gone fully bipedal. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2209 Now what? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2210 There's just something fishy about the whole thing. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2211 Banksy? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2212 Let's solve this quickly, before it evolves again. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2213 Looks like it took him a long time to die. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2214 Looks like the end of the line 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2215 Obviously, the investigation is still evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2216 The man and the fish have been identified but we're still working on the others. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2217 From the evidence before us, I'm fairly confident we can deduce how the body came to arrive here. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2218 I think what we have here is a case of Intelligent Design. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2219 They should have called us in sooner. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2220 This is headed in a bad direction. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2221 ...and yet the killer's methods remain surprisingly unchanged. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2222 Looks like some sort of intelligent design. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2223 There's loads of other evidence too, but many still won't believe it. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2224 I can't comment. This is an evolving crime scene. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2225 It looks like the crime scene has evolved 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2226 These cases have a way of evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2227 The evidence is evolving right before our eyes. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2228 Call the Church - they have motive. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2229 The DNA testing is going to take forever. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2230 It's what we in the game call an evolving crime scene... 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2231 Has anyone come up with a theory yet? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2232 The culprit's MO seems to be... evolving. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2233 Police response has been slow lately. How long were they there before we found them? 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2234 I think the suspect held a grudge for a long time. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2235 It's some sort of warning. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2236 Well, I can see this case in evolving. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2237 Looking at the evidence, I don't think this crime was very intelligently designed. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2238 Round up the usual evolutionists. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2239 It was the crime of all ages. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2240 Take note - witness heard a big bang. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2241 A textbook case...my elementary science textbook. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2242 I can't figure out how he kills the ancestors first. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2243 So what's the missing link here? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2244 Clue # 1. Our killer is clearly evolved. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2245 Well, I have a theory, but more than half the people won’t believe it. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2246 The shooter had to have opposable thumbs. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2247 your body cam was off right??? 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2248 After all these years ... it never gets easier to notify the family 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2249 We've got one suspect; goes by the name "Evan Gelical" 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2250 Chief. They were last seen Monday about 10:30 pm 335,000 years ago. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2251 The perp's evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2252 It’s just a theory but why don’t you pick up the usual species 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2253 Let’s see how this case evolves. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2254 Our last chalk guy was a Scientologist. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2255 Can't use this evidence...it's over two million years old. 1.3412 0.07401 85 66 9 10
2256 Looks like this case is slowly evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2257 Detective, we’re missing a link 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2258 My guess is that the victims are all connected somehow. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2259 I've got a theory...but it's still evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2260 Looks like they got the extended family. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2261 This crime scene seems to be evolving. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2262 At first blush I'd say it's an evolving case. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2263 We'll have to see if there's a DNA match.... 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2264 I think the investigation has reached a dead end. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2265 I still don't think we can rule out an act of God 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2266 It looks like the killer's MO is evolving. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2267 Looks like a perfectly natural end to me. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2268 Where to begin? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2269 I have a pretty good idea how the crime evolved. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2270 First reports say they were heading to the National History Museum 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2271 Notify chief detective Darwin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2272 So much for Survival of the Fittest. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2273 We've seen this pattern before 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2274 This one's got me stumped...there's a missing link I just can't put my finger on... 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2275 There you have it, the evolution of manslaughter. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2276 I have a theory... but it's only a theory. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2277 I know in my guts that creationists killed them, but with those guys there is never any proof. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2278 570 million years and we still have no idea who the killer is. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2279 We caught the suspect and we figured out the motive, but there's still a missing link here... 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2280 Criminals are getting more and more sophisticated these days. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2281 The fish was probably already dead. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2282 Better call in the Darwin Squad. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2283 I think we're making progress. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2284 I can't solve this one. It's against my religion. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2285 It seems this case has evolved. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2286 We may have reached the end of the line with this investigation, sergeant. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2287 This cold case is slowly evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2288 Round up the usual zealots. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2289 Clearly, the crime evolved. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2290 Looks like they’ve been out here for ages. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2291 Art majors. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2292 Look close, and you'll see this case is fishy from the start. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2293 I think we can rule out intelligent design. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2294 What a shame. He was at his peak. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2295 Well, I’d say this one is linked to that primordial soup heist last week. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2296 Yeah, I'd really like to solve this one. Been on the books now for 2 1/2 billion years. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2297 Better get started on notifying the next of kin. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2298 Regardless of evidence, the brass will still it call theory. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2299 It's a tough one but a theory is evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2300 Just because it's natural selection doesn't mean it's not a crime. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2301 It's only a matter of time... 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2302 'I'd say time of death was midnight, give or take a million years' 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2303 I think the killer is trying to tell us something. 1.3412 0.05437 85 57 27 1
2304 Forget it, Jake. It's Cenozoic. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2305 This case seems to be evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2306 I think we can chalk this up to natural selection. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2307 We seem to be missing a link. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2308 It may be difficult locating next of kin. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2309 I knew CSI: Galapagos was a bad idea. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2310 A suspect? My theory is evolving. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2311 We need to narrow down the timeline. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2312 Looks to me like a clear-cut case of arrested development. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2313 I'm guessing the mob's been using this pit for years to hide the bodies. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2314 So, do you have a theory? 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2315 The missing link. That’s the key to solving this case. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2316 But is it art? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2317 This is an evolving crime scene. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2318 One thing’s for sure...it was not an act of God 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2319 Looks like a case of unnatural selection... 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
2320 We know for certain God had no hand in this. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2321 Hard to connect the dots. Seems to be a missing link. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2322 To call this the "Crime of the Century" is probably an understatement. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2323 Looks a lot like an evolving case. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2324 The Commisioner says we better wrap this one up way before the next one appears. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2325 I'll make a statement to the press. You call my wife and tell her to have dinner without me because I'm working Late Pleistocene. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2326 Looks like they’re from a minivan. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2327 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2328 Just tell the press our theory is evolving. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2329 Oh no....Ontogeny recapitulates philogeny is BACK! 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2330 Let's just say the investigation is evolving. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2331 I've got a theory about this one. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2332 This is a fast-evolving case. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2333 My thinking on this case has evolved. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2334 Diabolical! He planned this many, many, many years ago. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2335 Well, we know he did not die instantly 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2336 We think they're all connected. 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
2337 This is a case for Darwin. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2338 This lools like a pretty old case. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2339 Well, it’s just a theory, but we think Fundamentalism is what got ‘em. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2340 It really helps to know the victim's back story. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2341 This case has been a little fishy from the start. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
2342 The trail of evidence here goes back a long way. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2343 This is a murder years in the making. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2344 The case is evolving into a homicide, sergeant. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2345 My theories about this case are constantly evolving. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2346 Yes, crime is always evolving. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2347 Thirty years on the job and I've never seen a killer evolve so quickly. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2348 Obviously the victim took a long time to expire. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2349 You've made real progress here. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2350 It would behoove us to cross-check with Ancestry.com. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2351 This looks like the work of the guy we call 'The Creationist'. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2352 Get me the Chicken and the Egg file. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2353 We still don’t know what happened to the tail. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2354 I would just chalk this up to science. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2355 Yes, but it's just a theory. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2356 According to the current administration evolution is a crime. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2357 I think we should be looking for a person of interest named Darwin. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2358 It’s got creationist written all over it. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2359 First, we'll have to retrace each of their steps for at least the last 10,000 years. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2360 So, they finally killed the theory of evolution. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2361 No need for forensics, we know how this happened 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2362 The clues are still evolving. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2363 Estimated time of death is late Cenozoic Era. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2364 Clearly, one victim was a stand-up, kind of guy. My theory on the others hasn't evolved yet. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2365 Well, it's still just a theory. 1.3372 0.07136 86 66 11 9
2366 Well, two things are clear: First, the serial killer's targets continue to evolve. And, second, the President was never in any danger. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2367 I’m beginning to see how this crime evolved. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2368 Round up all the creationists. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2369 It looks like these murders occurred over a period of time. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2370 I think the D.N.A. test will tell the real story here. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2371 'We'll see how the case evolves. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2372 ... and move the other four to the 'cold case' files. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2373 I still think God did it 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2374 I see that your theory about this case is evolving. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2375 Something tells me this case hinges on a missing link. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2376 It can't be stopped. This evolution thing is not going away. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2377 Do we bring in homicide or the animal rights guy? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2378 His MO stayed the same, but it looks like his victims are evolving. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2379 When I got here, officer, all I saw was this evolving crime scene. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2380 I'm not sure who did it, bit I think it's safe to say that Mr. Darwin is a "person of interest." 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
2381 It will be interesting to see how much further this case evolves. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2382 Time of death is anywhere from 100 billion years ago to last night. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2383 Now they've really done it- they've gone and killed the theory of evolution! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2384 Officer Darwin's theory seems to be playing out. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2385 There seems to be a missing link. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
2386 Looks like they put a hit on all the ancestors, too. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2387 I don't know. Something's misssing . . . it's a familiar pattern, but I don't see the link! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2388 There’s gotta be something missing ... some kind of link. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2389 It was a really slow death. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2390 time of death is going to be tricky 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2391 "So,where do we go from here? 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2392 Clearly, this is an evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2393 Hmmmm...I think it all started with a big bang. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2394 No comments as the investigation is still evolving. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2395 It finally caught up with him. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2396 Anything missing? A link, perhaps? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2397 Better warn the guys over at the AI lab. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2398 Those crooks are getting smarter by the millennium. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2399 Time of death? A billion years apart. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2400 Something doesn't add up. It should be a branching pattern. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2401 We've removed the monkey from the case. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2402 We seem to be making some progress here. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2403 Banksy has an opinion on Evolution ? ? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2404 Hmm, looks to me like it's an evolving crime scene... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2405 This might take a while. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2406 What in creation evolved here? 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2407 I have a theory, but we shouldn't jump to any conclusions. This case is still evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2408 It's the same old story,ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2409 Round up the usual mutations. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2410 Our culprit may have an anthropological profile. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2411 It's either Keith Haring or Charles Darwin 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2412 The victim had some seriously ugly dogs. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2413 Well, we'll certainly have to see how the case evolves. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2414 Let's check where the local priest was last night. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2415 Don’t worry, the evidence will evolve. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2416 That is some thorough forensic work. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2417 Call in the usual creationists.. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2418 Again? Call for Inspector Darwin. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2419 That's one small misstep for man... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2420 Our theories about this crime are still evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2421 This would look great on the back of my van 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2422 A pity- he had evolved into one of our best informants. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2423 The appears to be an evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2424 I told the sheriff that the investigation is still evolving 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2425 I see this is an evolving investigation. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2426 He’s a serial killer and he’s evolving. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2427 Our understanding of the crime is evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2428 This one's going to take a long time to solve. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2429 And still I think there is a missing link. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2430 Tell the chief we have a rapidly evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2431 Everything here from Paleocene to Haloscene. Who knew that the next epoch would be Crimescene. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2432 It's evolutionary, Ms. Watson. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2433 Well, we know what led up to it. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2434 Multi-generational crimes of passion, sure. But this multi-epoch kind of thing has me stumped. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2435 I'm from Kansas. We didn't learn about this in the Academy. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2436 I think what we're really looking for is a terrorist cell. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2437 I have a lead, but it's just a theory. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2438 this area has been a death trap for a real/real long time. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2439 What took you so long? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2440 No, wait, maybe a little more than just 'fishy' 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2441 Looks like he was trying to go straight but couldn't escape his past. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2442 It's a long shot, but perhaps these deaths are linked 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2443 Tell them the case is evolving. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2444 The captain will go ape over this. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2445 the details of this case are still evolving 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2446 This will be a slowly evolving case with biblical implications 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2447 Check the birth records back to the Pleistocene era files 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
2448 Why did God let this happen? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2449 I see this case evolving. The question is: how do we convince the 32% percent of deniers. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2450 These two families have been at war for generations. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2451 I guess we can rule out any state legislators from Mississippi, Louisiana, or Tennessee. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2452 Hmm...this is going to take a while. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2453 This case is more than serial murder. It’s evolutionary. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
2454 It looks like this’s been going on for ages 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2455 This case is certainly evolving. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2456 Building a wall won't stop them. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2457 There's a pattern here. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2458 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene here. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2459 It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2460 Suspect is a science textbook author or education subcommittee member. Definitely Republican, possibly from Kansas. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2461 It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2462 It sure looks like a Darwinian job. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2463 We're still a few transitional fossils away from catching this guy. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2464 The coroner says they died of natural causes 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2465 We're only responsible for this first one here, you can just erase the rest. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2466 Oh, and add to notes that the case is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2467 Tell the media the situation is evolving 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2468 Death was not instantaneous. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2469 Poor Devil; his past seems to have caught up with him. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2470 I suspect this was a long time in the making. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2471 "So,where do we go from here? 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2472 Might be the coldest case I have ever seen. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2473 It was the end of the line for him. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2474 This was a crime against humanity 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2475 At least we know where he came from. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2476 I think we can rule out natural selection. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2477 The perpetrator appears to have followed him through the evolving door. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2478 Well, as you can see the facts are still evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2479 Evidence of evolution? Be careful, Jones--that's for a jury to decide! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2480 It looks like this is evolving into a major crime. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2481 I'm having trouble trying to find a link between the victims. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2482 It appears to be random, but I'm working on a theory. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2483 This used to be a textbook case. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2484 Just as I suspected - this case is evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2485 I have more than one theory... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2486 Bring God into the station for questioning. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2487 By the looks of this, we are making progress. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2488 Looks like the “intelligent design” gang has struck again. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2489 This case raises some interesting existential issues. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2490 Witnesses say the victims’ ties go way back. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2491 We may have to get Darwin onto this. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2492 "There goes that theory". 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2493 A creative murderer yes. A creationist murderer no. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2494 Looks like he targets the ones who aren't the fittest. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2495 What we have here is an evolving crime scene. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2496 we are probably looking for someone who comes from a long line of criminals 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2497 It's evolutionary officer Watson. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2498 Looks like an evolving situation. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2499 One thing's for certain. We're not dealing with a creationist here. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2500 Despite having studied all the incident reports I realize I am still missing a link. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2501 Is it just me, or is something missing here? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2502 Obviously, the work of a Drawinist. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2503 Our case appears to be evolving, but we know it has legs. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2504 This case is full of missing links. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2505 This is going to sound a little far fetched, but I have a theory. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2506 Looks like they got the entire Darwinian family. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2507 A Magnum Evolver was found in the church dumpster next door. I think there's enough evidence to put the case to rest. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2508 All evidence points to a man covered in scales who breathes through his neck and smells like last night's dinner. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2509 We're looking for a serial killer that goes back eons. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2510 I'd say the crime took place about 500 million to 200 thousand years ago. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2511 His name was Darwin. Charles Darwin. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2512 Looks like our killer is working his way up the food chain. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2513 This crime was intelligently designed. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2514 We are going to face some serious digging to get to the bottom of this. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2515 We're going to arrest the perp for inciting evolution. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2516 I'm going to get the Neanderthal that did this. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2517 Evolution! ... that’s your theory? 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2518 I'm worried about how this case is evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2519 Natural selection finally caught up with him. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2520 We’re missing a link in this case... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2521 Our best theory is that the initial crime took place sometime between 3,000 to 3 billion years ago. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2522 Evolution is a killer 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2523 Think they are all related? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2524 Call the Natural History Museum, this one’s out of our jurisdiction. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2525 It's an evolving investigation. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2526 So sad. Tragic death of a family in a chain migration. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2527 We suspect they were all shot with a 45 Evolver. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2528 I'm thinking what we're seeing here is the evolution of a murderer, Lieutenant. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2529 I don’t see a link between these victims. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2530 I now understand why the Vice President was so baffled by the evidence. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2531 I wish there was more evidence. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2532 The crime scene is evolving 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2533 This case is evolving rapidly - it’s only a matter of time before we find the missing link. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2534 The clues are still a little sketchy Sarge. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2535 I have a theory, but I can't prove it. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2536 I am confident the evidence will evolve. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2537 We may not solve this one in a million years. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2538 Scour the area for known Creationists. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2539 Well, this one was a long time coming. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2540 Looks like we got some Darwin Award candidates, here. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2541 I don't know about the killer, but his victims are definitely evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2542 The bodies were taken to the morgue, zoo ,and aquarium. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2543 It looks to me like an act of God. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2544 This case disproves my theory on survival of the fittest 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2545 The witness said there was a white flash followed by a loud bang. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2546 Looks like the killer's methods have evolved. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2547 Inform Mrs. Link that her husband isn't missing anymore. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2548 We think the victims were related 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2549 It appears the timeline is laid out for us. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2550 Looks like it took a while for him to die... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2551 It's gonna take a genus to figure this one out. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2552 Serial killer, for sure. I wonder who's next. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2553 Let's bring Adam and Eve in for questioning. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2554 I guess life doesn't always find a way... 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2555 Well, I count one homicide. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2556 This is evolving into a big case 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2557 But can you say for sure that the crime wasn't done by intelligent design? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2558 I wouldn't jump to any conclusions just yet. The evidence in this case is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2559 They shouldn’t have been walking single phylum. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2560 You have a different theory? 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2561 Evolutionary, my dear! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2562 What’s the missing link between the victims? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2563 The situation is clearly evolving. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2564 This case is evolving fast. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2565 We can't solve this until we find the missing link. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2566 Don't judge prematurely. This crime is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2567 Look for the missing link. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2568 Madge, I'd offer you a cigar, but you don't seem to have a mouth. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2569 Forensics says it was a slow death. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2570 I think we are dealing with a repeat offender. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2571 This was clearly an act of God. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2572 Barkley, it’s looking like we’re dealing here with a serial creationist. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2573 It appears to be a family. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2574 Just as I suspected. It's the missing link. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2575 We've got an evolving murder scene on our hands. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2576 The clues are all pointing the same direction, that much is certain! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2577 Well, that narrows it down. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2578 I can clearly see how this crime evolved. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2579 Round up the usual deities 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2580 This has Darwin's prints all over it. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2581 This'll take about a billion years to solve. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2582 Looks like the killer's M.O. has evolved. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
2583 " Looks like a classic case of murder by extinction". 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2584 We're going to have to let this case evolve. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2585 It clearly shows the evolution of the crime. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2586 Looks like a Crime Against Humanity. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
2587 I want to see the bodies. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2588 I don't think Miller will be able to handle this one- he's a creationist. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2589 Not bad, Johnson, not bad. Your chalk outlines are really evolving. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2590 My theory for this case is slowly evolving. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2591 The hell with this. Let’s get some donuts. 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
2592 We have no way to know in which direction they are going. 1.3250 0.07286 80 62 10 8
2593 Looks like Murder in the 5th Degree! 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2594 The question is where is it leading us. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2595 It's definitely a serial kill; I'm just not sure about the timeline. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2596 As a matter of fact, I do have a theory. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2597 There's no firm suspect yet, chief. The evidence is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2598 Put out an alert for any suspicious-looking character carrying a copy of 'Origin of the Species'. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2599 Crime has certainly evolved since I was a beat cop. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2600 I think we are witnessing the evolution of a killer. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2601 This indicates to me that the suspect is neither fish nor fowl. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2602 Be on the lookout for a souped up Delorean.. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2603 I didn't see this coming. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2604 This looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2605 Call the coroner. And the archaeologist. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2606 Bad news: the trail's gone extinct 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2607 I can see a motive evolving. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2608 He should have stayed in the water. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2609 Find out where all the Creationists were last night. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2610 Just wait til #alllivesmatter gets word of this. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2611 This crime took some time. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2612 Alright, put the word out. We've found the missing link. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2613 Well, it seems like the next victim is going to be a woman. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2614 Seems to me that this crime wasn't intelligently designed. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2615 The G.O.P. finally killed off the Theory of Evolution. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2616 Looks like this case has been evolving for some time. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2617 The last one was added by design 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2618 Still no motive, but we've found his evolver. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2619 Brace yourself. This one could take millions of years to solve. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2620 It’s evolutionary my dear Ms. Watson 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2621 Do you have any idea what is the time sequence? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2622 Sadly, he had the best posture in his family. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2623 It’s Darwin, but we can’t prove it because the evidence is circumstantial. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2624 Looks like another case of phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2625 You can believe it was all planned, but my observations tell me it was just one damn thing after another. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2626 Check dumpsters for the missing link. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2627 Peculiar. This M.O. reminds me of Chuck Darwin cracking the Galapagos case. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2628 The evidence is clearly evolving 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2629 I'll say this: he's thorough. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2630 But you say the cell phone was by the fish outline? 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2631 Put out an APB for a Creationist. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2632 The Creationists won. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2633 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said there was a war on science. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2634 There's no crime. It's just that Darwin kid and his sidewalk chalk, again. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2635 Natural selection is fine ... until you're the selectee. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2636 This case is certainly evolving. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2637 I'm not positive about what happened here, but I have a theory. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2638 Looks like there’s been another attack against intelligent design. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2639 This must have been generations in the making. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2640 I can't see the missing link between these murders. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2641 It looks like he took a while to die. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2642 Looks like someone finally shot down this theory. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2643 This looks pre-meditated. At the very least pre-historic 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2644 Round up all the Fundamentalists. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2645 We're so close to solving this, Office Grady. I just need to find that missing link in the evidence... 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2646 It’s a mystery to me. Maybe because I was homeschooled and only taught creation theory. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2647 It doesn’t take a Darwin to see what’s happened here... 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2648 CSI: Cenozoic 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2649 We’ll have to question Devos ... She kept threatening to kill evolution. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2650 Not a very intelligently designed crime, is it? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2651 There has got to be some missing link that ties this all together. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2652 I guess ontology really does recapitulate phylogony. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2653 The facts of this case keep evolving. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2654 Fake news. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2655 The scope of this is sure to be of biblical proportions. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2656 Every million years or so, this bastard strikes again. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2657 The situation is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2658 This murder took longer than usual... 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2659 This crime took a long time to develop 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2660 Sergeant keep everyone away from here. The evidence is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2661 Teaching evolution is a crime in this state. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2662 This is clearly an evolving situation. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2663 Let's investigate whether evolution had any known enemies. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
2664 Well...We can rule out right wing fundamentalist Christians. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
2665 Yes, I suppose a connection is possible. But that's only a theory. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2666 Find out if intelligent design has an alibi. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2667 Check the DNA on the Gingerbread Man. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2668 Good luck finding next of kin. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2669 Looks like the Creationists took out the whole Darwin Gang. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2670 There are SIX victims - the amoeba outline is REALLY small! 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2671 Intelligent Design, is my hunch. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2672 Looks like we can rule out the Fundamentalists 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2673 Well, here's an evolving situation 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2674 This looks like The Crime of the Ages! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2675 I'm just a detective not an anthropologist. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2676 Ye gods! A creationist serial killer is on the loose! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2677 It's that 1859 case - still on the books after all these years. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2678 I just don’t see the evidence to support your theory. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2679 Something about this case is a little fishy. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2680 Yup -- I always knew there was something fishy in this guy's past. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2681 I think our serial killer's a creationist. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2682 We are looking for a serial evolutionist. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2683 Interesting how this case is evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2684 ...and then he plowed into the crowd at around 50 miles per eon. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2685 Something tells me there’s a missing link. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2686 This appears to be a case of biblical proportions 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2687 Then, apparently, he questioned the Santa Claus story.... 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2688 There's always a missing link in a case like this. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2689 It’s just a theory but... 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2690 But you see, if this man is dead then why am I still here? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2691 As a creationist, I don't consider this a credible lead. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2692 It's so true, Watson! Your past always comes back to haunt you! 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2693 The Origins of Species Victims Unit. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2694 If we can just find that missing link I think we'll have our killer. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2695 These victims were selected. Naturally. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2696 I see that the situation is evolving 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2697 No motive, so that rules out intelligent design. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2698 The plot lengthens. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2699 We know that he will kill again in 50 million years. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2700 I'd say the victim was being chased by his past. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2701 There were no signs of struggle, we suspect divine intervention. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2702 It's evolutionary officer Watson. Evolutionary! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2703 I just can't find the link. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2704 Early jaywalker. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2705 There is no problem here officer, in the future we just need to stay away from using the tar-pits as a source of asphalt. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2706 Well we can rule out a creationist. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2707 I suspect a copycat killing-- ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2708 This looks like Darwin's handiwork. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2709 He told me he was transitioning, but I guess I misunderstood. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2710 We’re gonna need to call in the cold case team. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2711 Down here, evolution is considered a crime. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2712 There is only one way to solve this; we need to find the missing link. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2713 I haven’t seen a crime scene like this since working the beat in Galapagos. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2714 Seems our killer is evolving 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2715 We may have a hard time determining the time of death. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2716 There's a definite pattern to this, but we're missing a vital link. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2717 I dunno. My understanding of this case just keeps evolving. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2718 It's best it ended here. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2719 The culprit could be a Creationist. Clearly not a fan of evolution. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2720 Better call the taxonomist. Looks like whoever did this had something against the entire family. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2721 I detect that each one of the victims were naturally selected. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2722 They matched the stickers on the back of their windshield perfectly. Uncanny. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2723 Anyone know if the vics are related? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2724 Six million generations of a family, lost in a tragic instant. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2725 I'd say it's more of a hunch than a theory at this point... 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2726 The case is evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2727 We have here the unusual suspects. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2728 Ah, the Original Crime. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2729 What’s your theory? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2730 Looks like Darwin tampered with the crime scene again. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2731 Bring in that guy, Darwin! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2732 Clearly, the work of a highly evolved criminal! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2733 The situation is evolving as we speak. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2734 Surveillance cameras had spotted a large robot right about where we’re standing. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2735 This case seems to be evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2736 Check the fossil record again for any potential links. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2737 I have a theory about how this case evolved. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2738 Round up the usual Creationists. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2739 God damn evangelicals !! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2740 All evidence points to Darwin’s theory, but I still don’t think anyone’s going to believe it. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2741 The first person we should interrogate? Darwin. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2742 You guys got here really late. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2743 This looks like the work of a creationist. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2744 Time of death? Call the anthropologist. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2745 The evangelicals will say he was framed. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2746 It took him a very long time to die. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2747 Survival of the fittest ? - I guess not.... 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2748 Whaddya Think, Fowl Play or Natural Selection? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2749 It took us a little longer than usual to respond to this call. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2750 Not sure yet. My theory is still evolving. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2751 ...and Jerry Falwell's alibi for last night is that he was home alone reading the Bible between 8-10? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2752 Based on the evidence, I think a woman may be the next victim..... 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2753 It's really just a theory. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2754 Real shame, poor guy only had 200 million years till retirement. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2755 Always remember officer, that this was the day you first witnessed the evolution of a serial killer. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2756 Looks like a mob hit. They took out five generations. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2757 Tell Officer Darwin to turn in his chalk 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2758 This was no accident, it is intelligent design. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2759 First indication is that it dates to November 8, 2016, when apparently evolution came to an abrupt stop and this swamp suddenly appeared. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2760 Looks like the work again of the Homo Sapian. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2761 Somewhere there's one mighty wicked amoeba. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2762 I'm really glad the "one arm" thing didn't last. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2763 There's gotta be a missing link around here somewhere. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2764 Looks like somebody's fucking with us. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2765 It's too perfect to be an accident: there was some kind of intelligent design at work here. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2766 Were they related? 1.3194 0.07084 72 54 13 5
2767 What a shame, just when he had evolved. 1.3182 0.06960 88 69 10 9
2768 The evidence is still evolving. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2769 Any theories Ms. Darwin? 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
2770 It's obvious his next victim will be a cat. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2771 Evolution is the prime suspect--but it's just a theory 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2772 Our investigation is still evolving. 1.3165 0.07103 79 61 11 7
2773 Reading it left to right makes for a happier ending. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2774 Put a tail on the Creationists. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2775 This is gonna be a tough one to prove. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2776 All of the evidence we need is right here, the hard part will be convincing the Chief. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2777 They didn't teach me this in school. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2778 We can surely conclude that the planning of this crime took an extraordinarily long time 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2779 A witness recalled hearing a big bang and then this case really started to evolve. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2780 Appears he died never knowing from whence he came ... 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2781 Our primary suspect is natural selection. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2782 We're pretty sure it was Bansky. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2783 Your classic psychopath. Begins with cruelty to animals and evolves from there. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2784 The creationists are getting desperate. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2785 You finally stand on your own two feet, and look where it gets you. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2786 I can see that this is an evolving case. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2787 Looks like an act of god to me. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2788 Tell the captain to get down here. We have a crime against nature. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2789 I’m telling you, Darwin did it. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2790 I see another Monkey Trial in the making here. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2791 I think this case will continue to evolve. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2792 They weren't kidding. Evolution really is under attack. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2793 This story is still evolving... 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2794 We’ve got to limit this to Kansas. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2795 La Brea CSI 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2796 Survival of the fittest? You gotta be kiddin' me 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2797 We can get the rest from his Facebook account. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2798 Solve it? No, I'm just supposed to investigate the controversy. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2799 After being so patient about learning to stand up, you'd think they'd have waited for the "walk" sign. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2800 Looks like someone’s getting a Darwin Award. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2801 According to the lab results, his last meal was fish and chimps. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2802 That's it. Evolution is dead. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2803 I've seen cases like this before. You just have to let them evolve. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2804 You know, the more I look at it, the more I think it's not so much evolution as intelligent design 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2805 We may be looking at the slowest crime in history. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2806 There’s just no way to tell who’ll be next. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2807 What an intelligent design. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2808 Well, we can see how he got here. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2809 So what’s your report on the evolution of this case? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2810 This looks like a case for Clarence Darrow. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2811 The evidence indicates that the theory of evolution is dead. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2812 -None of them looked before crossing the street. -Darwinism at its finest. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2813 Sad, they were making progress. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2814 Well officer Jones, I think we can conclude the suspect is NOT a Christian fundamentalist. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2815 That's quite a theory detective. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2816 When did this happen? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2817 It’s the Origin of Crime 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
2818 Make no mistake about it...crimes like these evolve over time 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2819 I suggest we look for the missing link. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2820 Well it's not an atheist, that's for sure. Round up the usual Christians and Muslims. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2821 Looks like a matter for Inspector Darwin. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2822 This looks like the work of a serial creationist. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2823 It was Darwin again with his early morning graffiti shenanigans. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2824 Let's call it an evolving cold case for now. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2825 Amazing isn't it, how they died separately in line over millions of years... 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2826 Exactly what I was afraid of... the situation is starting to evolve. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2827 Net, arrow, club, gun, and this one looks like the work of a steam roller. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2828 Clearly the work of Creationists. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2829 I think we have a serial killer. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2830 Looks like the work of that Charlie Darwin guy. Bring him in for questioning. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2831 Tell the chief it’s an evolving situation. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2832 Twenty years on the force and these extinctions don't get any easier. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2833 This case is evolving incredibly fast! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2834 I expect this case to evolve 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2835 Intelligent design. I’d bet my life on it. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2836 The time of death will be a bit tricky. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2837 If we stop using chalk, they might not treat it like a game. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2838 I don't know about you, but I think something is missing here. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2839 Witnesses say the one leading seemed confused. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2840 Call it a hunch, but this looks like the work of Darwin 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2841 This crime scene looks like it's evolving. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2842 It’s clear evidence of the evolution of a crime. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2843 Just think, millions of years rising from the primordial ooze, and then he had to end like this. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2844 Something tells me this wasn't a spur of the moment thing but rather the work of a highly evolved criminal mind. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2845 Don't grieve, he came from slime 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2846 I definitely have a theory. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2847 This case should evolve over time. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2848 It took a long time to gather the evidence. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2849 Got any thoughts, Detective Darwin? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2850 I knew something was fishy from the start, but, as you can see, it's an evolving case. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2851 My gut says it's a Banksy. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2852 ...Actually, half of the victims were cold blood blooded as well. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2853 God only knows who'll be next, Officer Darwin. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2854 Well, if there were any witnesses, they're probably dead now, too. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2855 I think we'll solve this one on DNA... 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2856 Textbook case showing the evolutions of a crime. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2857 Get Darwin's ass down here, on the double. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2858 Well this clearly didn't just happen overnight... 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2859 We'll just see how the clues evolve. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2860 You know, it's funny how these crime scenes are evolving. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2861 There's definitely a missing link here... 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2862 Bring in Darwin. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2863 Tell the Chief the crime seen is still evolving 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2864 Aha! Just as I thought. There's a missing link! 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2865 I think a robot will be the next victim. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2866 I think this case will be evolving. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2867 I think the fish is behind this. 1.3117 0.07222 77 60 10 7
2868 I'm afraid we're dealing with a serial creationist. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2869 At least we have a clear timeline! 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2870 Adaptation's a killer. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2871 I just can’t see how they’re related. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2872 The working theory is the crime was religious in nature. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2873 It's a jungle out here. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2874 If the sheriff asks, we'll tell him God did it. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2875 You think the stickers are big, the van must be huge. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2876 Our investigation is still evolving, but it looks like the one on the left may turn out to be a victim of global warming. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2877 I sense this case may evolve over time. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2878 Check all the anthropology majors within a two mile radius. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2879 I put the time-of-death between 6:00 p.m. and midnight, give or take 10,000 years... 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2880 It seems like evolution has been stopped dead in its tracks. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2881 I'm working on a theory about this, but it's still evolving. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2882 Looks like those Creationists wanted to send a message. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2883 This is the evolution of a crime scene 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2884 Looks like another serial creationist. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2885 There must be a missing link between the victims. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2886 Round up the paleontologists 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2887 Looks like this one died with his tail between his legs. 1.3108 0.07679 74 59 7 8
2888 This is one of our coldest cases 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2889 Looks like we got ourselves another religious hate crime 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2890 But that's just a theory, Miller. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2891 Based on the position of the bodies, I'd say this looks like Darwin's handiwork. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2892 The whole gang was wiped out by an anthropologist. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2893 This crime pattern keeps evolving. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2894 As far as cold cases go, this one has to be a record! 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2895 I don't care where he came from, it's still only one homicide. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2896 Yep, that's Banksy alright. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2897 I guess in the end it doesn't really matter how evolved you are... 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2898 Oh, no, it wasn't beauty. It was evolution killed the beasts. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2899 Strange... it seems he just stood up and walked away 1.3108 0.05417 74 51 23 0
2900 Let's check back in the cold case files. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2901 Looks like he was shot with a 38 caliber evolver. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2902 It’s just as I feared. The killer has evolved. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2903 Nice outline, lieutenant. Time-line works for me. But it's your chain-of-evidence links... something's missing. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2904 'I knew there was something fishy about this murder." 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2905 This murder case just keeps evolving. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2906 I want an APB for William Jennings Bryan. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2907 Looks like we can rule out the creationists. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2908 Ixnay on robbery — the fish was still wearing his Rolex. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2909 And here I always thought my ex held the record on holding a grudge... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2910 Clearly Keith Haring done it! 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2911 The Darwin Gang again. I don't like the way this keeps ending at the human. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2912 You'd be surprised how little the evidence matters 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2913 Some things never change, kid. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2914 This crime scene is certainly evolving. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2915 I’d say that it looks like the work of a creationist. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2916 The perp was no woman—it’s got a scent of man all over it. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2917 I got a theory, but some folks'll never believe it 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2918 At least they died in order! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2919 I think we'll need to call in Darwin to crack this case. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2920 It's an evolving crime scene 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2921 Looks like the killer's methods have evolved. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2922 "Call me when you have hard evidence--this just looks like a theory to me. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2923 So we know the time line for the crime. What else do we know, sergeant? 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2924 Did this crime evolve or was it intelligently designed? 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2925 There's a missing link here somewhere... 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2926 yep, definitely looks like Darwin's handy work 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2927 Forensics thinks the victims were killed simultaneously, but something doesn't add up. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2928 Apparently, the killer took his time. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2929 We have yet to discover the missing link in this case. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2930 Our evidence on the victim is evolving...! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2931 The suspect seems to be evolving 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2932 Victimhood of the fittest 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2933 This may be beyond the statute of limitations, Officer Krupke. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2934 There is just no intelligent design in crimes like this. 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2935 All the evidence points the same way, but there's a missing link 1.3108 0.07180 74 57 11 6
2936 The key to solving this crime is finding the missing link. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2937 Obviously, these are clues. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2938 It was no accident. This whole thing was intelligently designed. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2939 Only Darwin stages a crime scene like that. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2940 This chalk lasts *how* long? 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2941 A "made man," but his past caught-up with him. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2942 The scope of the crime is evolving ... 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2943 The details are evolving. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2944 Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny but not that fast. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2945 It looks like our investigation of this crime is evolving. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2946 I don't know where they are Chief; I looked it up on the internet but the link is missing. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2947 Check every diorama within 100 miles of here. 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2948 Right now I don't have a clue. Maybe something will evolve! 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2949 What's your theory, Darwin? 1.3108 0.07916 74 60 5 9
2950 I suspect only the fittest survived. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2951 Four of these aren't even crimes. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2952 They don't teach this in the academy. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2953 Luckily, we have some trace evidence. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2954 A classic case of The Descent of Manslaughter. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2955 It’s, indisputably, evidence of a crime in progress. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2956 Let's wait for the fossil evidence. 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2957 Clearly, our killer is evolving. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
2958 Wow! Talk about trying to find the missing link. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2959 Let's just say it's an evolving situation. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2960 This is evolving into a most interesting case. 1.3067 0.05687 75 53 21 1
2961 The case doesn't add up. There's a missing link. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2962 I'd say the murder weapon was a .38 evolver. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2963 That's what happens when you fail to heed the flashing 'DO NOT EVOLVE' sign. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2964 Something tells me this was millions of years in the making. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2965 His M.O. keeps evolving. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2966 Looks like we'll have to start all over again 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2967 Talk about a cold case ... 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2968 The evidence in this case is evolving quickly. 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2969 I don’t think this one was planned... 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
2970 Bad move standing up 1.3067 0.05995 75 54 19 2
2971 Looks like the next time our killer strikes, he'll murder a woman. 1.3067 0.07346 75 59 9 7
2972 This murder must've been premeditated for millions of years. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2973 I guess it’s death of the fittest. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2974 'Let's wait and see how this case evolves.' 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
2975 I’m beginning to see how this crime evolved. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2976 I'm not sure. It's an evolving story 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
2977 Well, we don't have to send his DNA to 23andMe! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2978 Any theories Chief? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2979 Tell the press that the case is evolving. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2980 Are you sure they're related? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2981 Organized crime really is evolving. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2982 Round up the usual biologists. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2983 Interesting theory, but beyond the statute of limitations 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2984 What do you estimate as the time of death? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2985 This case continues to evolve before my eyes 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2986 I guess my question is... who's next? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2987 Th Evangelists will love this: Evolution is dead! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2988 Looks like the work of a creationist. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2989 Looks like he was the archetype of his own demise. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
2990 This guy definitely took his time. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2991 Looks like another School Board hit. Last week it was Dallas and Houston. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2992 They never learn, do they? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2993 This'll take ages. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2994 This investigation is evolving nicely. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
2995 Well....let’s wait to see what develops. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2996 Events leading to the infamous “Scopes Murder Trial.” 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2997 Well, we know this guy had history 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
2998 Let's just say the investigation is evolving. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2999 It’s Evolution my dear Watson. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3000 I remember when this used to be confined to a few minivans. It's a real shame to see this spill over in our streets. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3001 Sure, it looks like an intelligent design, but how do you prove it? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3002 I always knew there was something fishy about him. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3003 A classic case, Officer Darwin, of death by devolution. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3004 Looks like a case for Bill Nye the Science Guy 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3005 I'm beginning to evolve a theory of the crime. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3006 I should've paid attention in biology 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3007 And you're telling me this all happened in one day? 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3008 What a shame—killed just as he became a man. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3009 Unfortunately, the human victim was our best Phylogenetic Crimes Investigator. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3010 This may be the missing link! 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3011 Banksy? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3012 The victims appear related. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3013 Hmm, looks like a case of arrested development. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3014 We need to look for a creationist, I do believe. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3015 Better put in a call for an anthropologist, a paleontologist and the medical examiner. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3016 The real mystery is whose next. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3017 The only evidence we have so far is pretty sketchy. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3018 We have to work fast. We only have 350,000 years before the killer strikes again. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3019 Round up the usual suspects, even if they're fossilized. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3020 It quickly evolved into manslaughter. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3021 They shouldn’t be too difficult to trace. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
3022 Give me another 50 million years and I'll nail this guy. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3023 This is no accident. It took 4.6 billion years to pull off. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3024 Such a waste, he was already near extinction. 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
3025 Whoever did this planned this for a long tome...and waited. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
3026 We have a number of suspects, but the case is still evolving. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3027 I'm guessing his attorney is Clarence Darrow. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3028 wow, they got the whole family, going back GENERATIONS! 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3029 The facts are evolving, I see. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3030 They may be related, but something's missing. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3031 Looks like the killer and the victims were both coldblooded this time. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3032 We will see how the investigation evolves... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3033 after mankind killed them all; he committed suicide. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3034 You're telling me this all happened last night? 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3035 hmmm...looks like the work of the guy who killed climate change 1.3056 0.07568 72 57 8 7
3036 I think we have a Darwin copycat 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3037 What events led up to this tragedy? Well, let's start at the beginning. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3038 Poor guy. He died a slow death. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3039 We get it, Banksy. You’re clever. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3040 This damn case is taking forever... 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3041 Maybe better to say our victims went extinct. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3042 Darwin could have saved himself a trip to Galapagos. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3043 Seems pretty clear in outline, but we'll need more evidence to prove your theory... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3044 What we have here is a case of Evolventary Manslaughter! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3045 We're looking for a highly evolved predator. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3046 Well sure it's an awful crime. But doesn't it seem more...evolved than most? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3047 I guess it’s a crime in progress. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3048 No leads yet, but the case is evolving. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3049 This has been a bad neighborhood for a long time. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3050 Clearly, this scene evolved quickly. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3051 Cold case? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3052 Looks like the stickers fell of my car again! 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3053 Hmmm... Something appears to be missing. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3054 Damn Darwin, always one step ahead of us! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3055 This case is still evolving... 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3056 We're not there yet, but the case is evolving nicely. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3057 My suspicions about the motivation for this crime are still evolving. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3058 Looks like Darwin did it. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3059 So this is what it's come to. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3060 I'm surprised the shark didn't survive. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3061 A real shame. He was such a stand up guy. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3062 Let's just say that our theories on the perp's identity are evolving. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3063 Its amazing how this crime has evolved. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3064 We've yet to identify a primate suspect. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3065 Interesting theory, officer. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3066 I see a motive evolving. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3067 Look's like we've got to follow the evolutionary trail! 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3068 We may have to rely on the fossil evidence for the trial. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3069 Evolve or die? This time it’s evolve _and_ die. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3070 This is an evolving investigation. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3071 I've seen this somewhere before. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3072 I’m afraid the statute of limitations has run out on all but the last one. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3073 We need to bring in Chuck Darwin for questioning. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3074 ...but no law was broken, only a theory was 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3075 I’ve identified the weapon. It was definitely a rEvolver. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3076 Stop evolving and die. That's the way of the world, Officer Smith. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3077 What a nerve! When we catch the perp we'll throw the bible at him! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3078 God knows who the next victim might be . . . 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3079 we don't have a suspect, the case is still evolving 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3080 Evolution was such a dangerous road to travel in the first place. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3081 So what is your theory on how this case evolved? 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
3082 And we're sure this isn't just Banksy again? 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3083 Better call in CSI, seems like there's a link missing. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3084 This is definitely an evolving crime scene. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3085 I know this case is still evolving, but I feel there's an intelligent design that ties it together. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3086 What a shame. He only had one day left before extinction. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3087 This turf war goes way back. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3088 Like a fish out of water. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3089 This case is evolving much quicker than I expected 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3090 It's a fast evolving crime scene. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3091 This could be the crime of the ages, Chuck. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3092 This crime scene is evolving fast. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3093 Detective, I think the statute of limitations may have run out on this one. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3094 I haven't seen a case like this since 3,000,000 B.C.E. 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3095 So not a creationist? 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3096 Clearly there was an evolution to the crime. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3097 This is a godless crime. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3098 Round up the usual Darwinists. 1.3056 0.06452 72 53 16 3
3099 Nothing criminal, I'm sure, just some slight change of climate 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
3100 It appears the case is evolving 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
3101 The evidence suggests the deceased was NOT a creationist. 1.3056 0.05814 72 51 20 1
3102 The boys back at the lab say there may be a connection. 1.3056 0.06141 72 52 18 2
3103 Looks to be a crime that evolved over a long period of time. 1.3056 0.07305 72 56 10 6
3104 I think our killer is evolving. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3105 I think they all deserve the Darwin award 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3106 This crime is evolving. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3107 The clue may be in the missing tail. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3108 Smell that? It's a scent of man. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3109 The killer’s modus operandi is clearly evolving. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
3110 The creationists strike again! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
3111 I just need to find the missing link... 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
3112 And no one survived ? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
3113 Make sure there is no missing link in the chain of custody of the evidence. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3114 I wish I understood the killer's selection process. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3115 We can assume that the victims weren't Creationists. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3116 The evidence regarding this case seems to be rapidly evolving. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3117 IT APPEARS WE HAVE A DARWINIAN SERIAL KILLER HERE! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3118 Obviously, it's a serial killing. 1.3014 0.07216 73 57 10 6
3119 I think this case will evolve slowly. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3120 The killer is very patient. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3121 Our view of the victim is evolving. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3122 First Billy Graham and now this? 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3123 This case just seems to keep evolving with every step... 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3124 The suspect is still at large, but he's got a tail on him. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3125 Most certainly a serial killer. 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3126 These streets have never been safe. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3127 There was only one survivor. Described as very fit. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3128 Round up the usual "Intelligent Design" suspects. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3129 I'm beginning to see a pattern here. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3130 Well, it's still a developing story. 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3131 Creationists! 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
3132 Another dead end. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
3133 This case is really starting to evolve 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3134 Round-up the usual anti-Darwinists 1.3014 0.06948 73 56 12 5
3135 Looks like the Serial Evolutionary Biologist struck again. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
3136 I hate themes. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3137 Evolution is Dead 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3138 No suspects yet, but the investigation is evolving. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
3139 Call the Intelligent Design Squad. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3140 This is the second-slowest evolving crime scene I've encountered. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3141 Took 'em long enough... 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3142 In this America, evolution is dead. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3143 ...Well, that's my theory, anyway. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3144 Looks like we need to put Detective Darwin on this one. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3145 Definitely the most rapidly evolving case I have ever seen. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3146 Round up the missing links. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3147 From primate to prime suspect. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3148 Most serial killers start with animals. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3149 Obviously the work of a deranged Creationist! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3150 I may have just solved our case! ... but it just a theory. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3151 The DNA didn't narrow it down much. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3152 We're calling him the "food chain" serial killer. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3153 I suspect the church. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3154 Have we established time of death yet? (Suggested by my 11 yr old son, Owen) 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3155 The victims seem to have something in common. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3156 I wonder whether they are all related? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3157 Geezus. Anothe crime of ... Biblical proportions. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3158 My analysis is evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3159 Looks like genocide to me. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3160 Although the case seems to evolve, we still can't find the missing link. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3161 I can’t help feeling that we’re missing something? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3162 Something is missing 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3163 See if Agent Darwin is available. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3164 I'll say they've been here a long time. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3165 There's something missing here. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3166 I don't like the way this case is progressing. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3167 It's an interesting theory, but some people may not want to believe it. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3168 Here's my theory... 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3169 I suspect Darwin. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3170 You’re right sergeant, the perp’s pattern is definitely evolving........ 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3171 My theory of whodunnit is still evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3172 I have a theory about what happened. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3173 Time of death estimates vary, but first responders say sometime after the Early Devonian Period 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3174 You're out there somewhere Natural Selection...and I'm going to find you. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3175 Our theory of the case is evolving, Chief. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3176 Creationists? No proof. Looks like the work of the Darwin gang to me. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3177 The suspect had been quietly at large for 5 million years. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3178 Let's see where the DNA points us 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
3179 They had a lineup at headquarters and the witness made a natural selection. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3180 Fishy? Originally. But now the facts on the ground are evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3181 God. I think I know who did it. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3182 I like Scopes for this one, but I just don't think we can bring it to trial. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3183 I can't believe it evolved into this. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3184 Notify the families, but don’t worry about the fish. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3185 Darwin again. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3186 This is definitely going to be a fast-evolving investigation. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3187 Would've been simpler just to take out Darwin. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3188 Just like the others but what's the missing link? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3189 My theory on this case is still evolving. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3190 So then, it appears the situation evolved swiftly. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3191 Looks like the trilobite got away from the murderer. Find out if it saw anything. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3192 Actually yes, I do have a theory. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3193 What we're witnessing is the evolution of a serial killer. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3194 The victim’s name was Darwin.....Charles Darwin. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3195 I don't believe the fish but the rest seems ok 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3196 We have no clue who will be next. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3197 I think Darwin had this same problem....... 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3198 I'd say that our suspect has a pretty long-standing grudge. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3199 We'd better turn this one over to Inspector Darwin. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3200 Did they know the ascendant? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3201 Well this case evolved quickly. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3202 It seems as if accidents have been happening here forever. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3203 I guess it's pretty clear how this crime evolved... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3204 Hmm... there must be a missing link between these victims 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3205 It all seems a bit sketchy, if you ask me. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3206 We need Detective Darwin; these clues keep evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3207 We're working with an evolving crime scene. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3208 Looks like someone met an evolutionary dead end. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3209 I sense a missing link. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3210 The good news is the fittest survived! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3211 So then the mystery is what comes next 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3212 Looks like that damn Darwin again. 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
3213 The case is evolving: our perp will be the fittest among them. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3214 They tried to make it look like natural selection. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3215 We call this Darwin’s hopscotch. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3216 I'll be damned if I can figure out the missing link here. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3217 "His choice of victims seems to be evolving". 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3218 Looks like they've been mowed down by a time machine. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3219 Evolution of a dead man walking! 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3220 Despite what happened here, I still love a parade. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3221 Call HR. This has diversity written all over it. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3222 Let's just tell the press that the situation is still evolving... 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3223 I don’t think these all occurred at the same time. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3224 "Good heavens, they finally got all the family in one shot. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3225 We better call Detective Darwin on this one. And tell him to bring his beagle. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3226 How did you get evolved in this? 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3227 Keep me updated as the situation evolves. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3228 Go back to the beginning and tell me again, what happened? 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3229 I assumed they just wanted to discredit the theory, not actually kill evolution. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
3230 Make me a list of every Creationist in town. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3231 He died a very slow death. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3232 Let’s just say that my thinking on the case has evolved. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3233 This case is definitely evolving, but that's just a theory. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3234 My view on this case is evolving. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3235 I don’t know what’s more upsetting, losing my family like this, or Ted’s depiction of my kids. 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3236 Contact detective Darwin. He's good at these cases. 1.3000 0.05517 70 49 21 0
3237 Guess you could call this natural selection. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3238 Get Sergeant Darwin down here immediately. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3239 Hmmm, evolution AND extinction. Tough one. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3240 It started as a poaching case but clearly evolved into murder. 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
3241 Looks like someone's trying to frame Darwin again. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3242 This looks like an evolving case. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3243 Creationists have gone too far this time! 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3244 My theory is still evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3245 Looks like the boys in homoerecticide got it cut out for ‘em. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3246 Why don't we see how this case evolves? 1.3000 0.07435 70 55 9 6
3247 Apparently, this case is still evolving. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3248 Finally! This is the missing link we need to crack this case wide open. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3249 Looks to me like the way this guy chooses his victims is evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3250 I think we're dealing with a serial Biblical literalist. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3251 There is only one possible motive; extinction! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3252 Obviously, there have been some developments on the case. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3253 I guess he hit an evolutionary dead-end. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3254 Ask inspector Darwin for his theory on this one. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3255 Clearly not a case of random selection. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3256 God did it, case closed. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3257 If this case evolves any more, it will be beyond me. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3258 Looks like God's not the only one who's dead anymore. 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
3259 I have a strange feeling this case is going to evolve slowly over a long period of time. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3260 We stilll can’t find that missing link to tie this whole case together! 1.3000 0.05880 70 50 19 1
3261 It looks like the victim was chosen by natural selection 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3262 Seems like an organized crime. 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3263 We don’t have any suspects yet, but the case is still evolving. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3264 Call Detective Darwin. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3265 What happened? Well, I've got a theory... 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3266 Assign this case to detective Darwin. 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3267 I see the Creationists are at it again. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3268 The evidence points to Darwin, but it's still just a theory. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3269 Have we run a check on that guy Darwin yet? 1.3000 0.07151 70 54 11 5
3270 So, they weren't the fittest after all. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3271 It all seemed to end right here. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3272 The facts of his life and past are completely clear. Now we have to find the killer before he strikes AGAIN and Again and again and again and again. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
3273 I suspect Creationism 1.3000 0.07708 70 56 7 7
3274 Looks like another Missing Link case. Get me Charles Darwin! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
3275 This is a first. The evolution of a crime, perfectly preserved. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3276 This one's gonna take quite a while. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3277 Fake news. 1.3000 0.06547 70 52 15 3
3278 My theory on who did it continues to evolve! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3279 If it's evolution vs a bus, evidently the bus wins. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3280 Round up the usual hominids. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
3281 What do you think, Detective Darwin? Even the fittest didn't survive. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3282 I'd say it was a crime of family, genus, species, kingdom, phyllum.... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3283 We got a tip this would happen from a fella named Darwin. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3284 The evidence is evolving. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
3285 Yet more evidence... of evolution. We must hide this from Pense. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
3286 I think I can figure out the chain of events. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
3287 this case is evolving into a human tradgedy 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
3288 This is definitely the work of a radical crayon-tionist group. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
3289 And yet he managed to disappear without a trace. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
3290 I hear the case is developing. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
3291 This was no accident, the killer really, really took his time 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3292 We seem to have a very old serial killer. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3293 It would seem that the killer's MO involved an intelligent design. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3294 It seems clear the death was not instantaneous. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3295 What has two legs in the morning, four in the afternoon and is a hit-and-run victim? 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3296 Things seem to be evolving here. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3297 It's tough to say. The case is still evolving. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3298 Get Detective Darwin over here pronto. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3299 There's a step missing... 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3300 It's an evolving mystery. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3301 Lieutenant Darwin has a theory about this case. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3302 Looks like we're at the end of the line! 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3303 I dunno, hard to say who the real victim is here.... 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3304 I think we need to start from the beginning. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3305 Something about this one extincts... 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3306 The death of evolution... Jan, get me a list of every Protestant church within the area. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3307 Hmmm. This case seems to be evolving. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3308 This looks like a really cold case. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3309 Have you evolved a theory of the case? 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3310 In this neighborhood .. the victim was clearly a fish out of water. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3311 This guy's crimes are evolving. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3312 Better call Darwin, he might have a theory on this 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3313 The evolutionists are really desperate to prove their point. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3314 I thought Darwin already solved this one. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3315 They tried so hard to be an upstanding family 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3316 Clearly, there's no intelligent design in this crime. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3317 The only evidence we have, at this point, is that the crime evolved very slowly. 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
3318 This will be a tough one to crack. Did the victim evolve from a fish or devolve to a fish? 1.2958 0.07611 71 57 7 7
3319 Uh huh. And Darwin also figured it would take us another million years to find out who did it. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3320 I see the killer's evolving. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3321 Forensics show the victims had a family resemblance. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3322 Probably time to put up a traffic light. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3323 It's pretty clear how the crime evolved. The real question is, who did it? 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3324 Bring in Natural Selection for questioning. While you’re at it, get me that slime ball Evolution as well. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3325 It's a real shame - the whole family, in one fell swoop. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3326 Looks like we've got a case of homicide erectus. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3327 It's an evolving investigation. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3328 and you suspect A.I.? 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
3329 I have a theory but remember, its just a theory! 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3330 Start rounding up the "Intelligent Design" gang for questioning. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3331 Let's bring Mr. Darwin in for questioning. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3332 This case is beginning to evolve. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3333 Darwin no doubt. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3334 It's clear to me that something fishy happened here. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3335 Looks like a Crime Against Humanity. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3336 I've seen a lot of things, but this is downright primeval. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3337 All cases evolve. This one's faster than usual. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3338 We should have a suspect soon once the case evolves. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3339 Detective Darwin. Is this the end of evolution? 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3340 The case continues to evolve 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3341 I've been tailing this guy for years. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3342 The details are still evolving. 1.2958 0.05812 71 51 19 1
3343 Better round up the usual creationists 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3344 It's going to take a long time to figure this one out. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3345 We have a witness heard him scream "Recapitulate THIS!" --just before all hell broke loose. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3346 Clearly, this is the work of some Neanderthal tryin' to hide his past. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3347 We don't see a connection. Hopefully, the DNA will show the missing link. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3348 There must be a connection somewhere. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
3349 No, his seemingly random selection of victims is all too natural. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3350 How do you think the Creationists will try to explain this? 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3351 This murder case just keeps evolving. 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3352 Put out an APB for William Jennings Bryan 1.2958 0.06771 71 54 13 4
3353 He's from one of the oldest crime families we can trace. 1.2958 0.07062 71 55 11 5
3354 'Mmm, I think Banksy got inspired by a fish.' 'You mean a Haring?' 1.2958 0.07342 71 56 9 6
3355 It's clear the evidence in this case will be evolving for some time. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
3356 Well, where did it go? It can't just grow legs and walk away! 1.2949 0.07093 78 62 9 7
3357 Even the fittest didn't survive 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3358 I'm betting creationism is behind this! 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3359 I'm just worried about what's next. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
3360 Seems a clear case of evolutionary anomaly. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3361 This will take millions of years to solve, lets go to lunch. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
3362 Looks like we might be next. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3363 Looks like a serial killer with a really long past. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3364 The killer had been tracking them for some time. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3365 Darwin is at it again. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3366 No way it was premeditated. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3367 Case of arrested development. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3368 The D.A. wants us to go back a few more eons. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3369 Nah, I wouldn't call it fishy anymore. I'd say the investigation is evolving. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3370 Looks like the evidence is still evolving 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3371 Same perp who hit the tar pits. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3372 He's always one epoch ahead of us. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
3373 The exact nature of the crime is still evolving. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3374 Victims are becoming more sophisticated, as well. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3375 Looks like this case is evolving into something! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3376 Looks like the serial killer is evolving. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3377 I guess he didn’t want to leave the family behind. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3378 Clearly, the next victim will be a New Yorker reader. Notify the editor immediately. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3379 My theory is still evolving, but I think we need to talk to the fish. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3380 I wish we knew where this case was going. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3381 Call it a hunch, but I believe this case is still evolving. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3382 There's something fishy about this whole case. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
3383 We need to compare this to the evidence from the Scopes trial. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3384 Obviously the work of a creationist. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3385 The genesis of this case escapes me. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3386 Looks like he had it coming. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3387 It looks like the work of The Creationist 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3388 Get Detective Darwin down here. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3389 There's a link here that we're missing. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3390 His technique is clearly evolving. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3391 My thoughts on the case are evolving . . . 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3392 Word has it he's lived here as long as anyone can remember. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3393 Hold on ... this story’s still evolving. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3394 This case is taking forever 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3395 Looks like the Paleozoic killer has struck again. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3396 Something's fishy here. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3397 Put out an APB for a homicidal evolutionary anthropologist. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3398 I am pretty sure our man was able to crawl before he could walk 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3399 We're tracing this crime to its source. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3400 So what other theories do you have? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3401 Someone finally killed Darwin's theory. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3402 As you can see, the chain of evidence is still evolving. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3403 What kind of a depraved individual does something like this to a poor little fish? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3404 I guess evolution is what it's chalked up to be. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3405 I believe this is the work of a very slow serial killer. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3406 It will be hard to establish a time of death. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3407 Looks to me like the perp had all the time in the world. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3408 There’s your evidence. Arrest Darwin. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
3409 They're killing Evolution in our schools, too. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3410 Looks like the anti-evolutionist lobby is changing tactics.. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3411 It's the end of civilization as we know it. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3412 The difficulty with this case is the DNA evidence keeps changing. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3413 I'm guessing the killer's probably not a Creationist. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3414 I guess the opposable thumb wasn't all it was cracked up to be. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3415 I’d say ‘Now he’s in a better place,’ but that’s what he said the last few times. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3416 The situation on the ground is evolving 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3417 What do you think, Detective Darwin? 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3418 My theory here is evolving. 1.2941 0.05948 68 49 18 1
3419 The DNA analysis is going to be hell. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3420 Go Fish. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
3421 Walk Don’t Walk. Crawl Don’t Crawl. Swim Don’t Swim. Yeah, the signs are all here. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3422 I have an explanation, but it's only a theory 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3423 We were hot on his tail until....well...it just disappeared 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3424 This tragedy was a long time in the making. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3425 Any new developments? 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3426 Look what crawled out of the swamp. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3427 Let's see if any other clues evolve. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3428 Witness saw Mike Pence fleeing the scene yelling "Mustn't tell Mother! Mustn't tell Mother!" 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3429 The situation continues to evolve. 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3430 What are we missing that links these crimes? 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3431 Guess there's something fishy about all of us 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3432 This is clearly an evolving crime scene. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
3433 Looks like a slow death. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3434 It could be anyone except the Republican Party. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3435 There is something fishy about all this. 1.2941 0.07276 68 53 10 5
3436 Does Donald Trump have a tail? 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
3437 Don’t stop looking for clues, this crime scene is still evolving 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3438 They were shot extinction style. 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3439 So, its evolved to this. 1.2941 0.06306 68 50 16 2
3440 Mon Dieu Hercule. Ze killer he is evolving! 1.2941 0.06645 68 51 14 3
3441 Definitely the work of the Cookie Cutter 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
3442 Same old, same old. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
3443 This perp is one step ahead of us. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3444 I don’t see a pattern here. Do you Seargent Darwin? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3445 I say we drag the swamp. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
3446 Tell the officer with the chalk he's not an artist and his "vision" does not get to "evolve". 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
3447 See how these criminals are evolving? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3448 Be careful. He comes from a long line of over achievers. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3449 ...just wondering where they headed to 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
3450 Tough case. All the DNA is DOA. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
3451 I say let the fish in. It's billions of years before Homeland will worry. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
3452 Is there any link between the victims? 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
3453 This is definitely a job for our cold case unit. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3454 Do you think they were selected naturally? 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3455 You can really see how the killer's victims evolved. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3456 It’s unsolvable. The crime scene is evolving. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3457 It appears we have a theoryal killer on our hands. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3458 Evolutionary, my dear Watson; it was the genes! 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3459 It's only a matter of time... 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3460 The suspect was most likely a Creationist. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3461 Yes, Sgt. Darwin, it does appear to be an evolving case! 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3462 Issue an APB for a single-celled organism of interest. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3463 Apparently the killer had plenty of time to finish off his victim. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3464 Make sure to send DNA samples from each of them to Ancestry.com 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3465 Are you sure these are all the usual suspects? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3466 Looks to me like this happened slowly, gradually, over a long period of time. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3467 Call the 29th Precinct. Ask for Detective Darwin. 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3468 Better call Darwin. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3469 This can only have been the act of a brutal and insane creationist. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3470 Don’t you just hate to see that to someone with their whole future ahead of them? 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3471 It's the survival of the fittest in these streets. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3472 It’s true, Officer. Evolution is a killer. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3473 The one at the front gives us the most concern ... 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3474 With no discernable relationship among the victims, I am one stumped Creationist. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3475 Warn all robots. They may be in danger. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3476 This was clearly the work of a creationist. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3477 Given the evidence, I would say this could take a long time to solve . . 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3478 This was no normal homicide . 1.2899 0.07182 69 54 10 5
3479 Another day, another evolving crime scene. 1.2899 0.07473 69 55 8 6
3480 Seems like textbook evolutionary manslaughter 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3481 This crime appears to be centuries in the making. 1.2899 0.05876 69 50 18 1
3482 Damn Creationists... 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3483 Clearly, the killer spent a lot of time preparing for these murders. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3484 Approximate time of death?...I’d say the Jurassic period.. 1.2899 0.06562 69 52 14 3
3485 I think this crime is intelligently designed. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
3486 OK, round up the unusual suspects. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
3487 I think the press is going to have a field day with the evolution of this case! 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
3488 Strange. It is usually the descent that gets them. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3489 Sgt. Watson: What do you make of it Holmes? Detective Holmes: Evolutionary, my dear Watson! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3490 It’s a clear calling card the Homo Erectus Gang. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3491 What’s your best guess—should we read it right to left, or left to right? 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3492 I think we have a Creationist on our hands. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3493 Its a shame. They looked like such a nice family tree. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3494 could be anyone 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3495 Didn't we close this investigation a long time ago? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3496 These sidewalk chalk artists keep getting better and better. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3497 I sense a crime spree evolving... 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3498 Never in a million years would I have thought the City's crime scene would have evolved to this! 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3499 We've got to move fast; this case is quickly evolving. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3500 We can only assume his next victim is some sort of super man 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3501 I agree, this crime is evolving right before our eyes. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3502 It looks to me like this case is evolving 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3503 Keep the crowd at a safe distance - we don't want them getting any ideas.... 1.2879 0.05616 66 47 19 0
3504 My feelings on this case have evolved. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3505 I’d solve the case myself, Patricia, but it’s against my religion. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3506 Truly a murder of biblical proportions! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3507 No, officer Bryan, I refuse to make an ironic comment about the evolution of the crime. 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
3508 Gotta keep this one from FOX News... 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3509 This case has evolved quickly. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3510 These crimes seem to be evolving. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3511 I'm species-less. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3512 It's clearly still evolving. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3513 This looks like the work of Darwin. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3514 Looks like a hominoid homicide. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3515 You think maybe phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3516 Perpetrator's been around forever. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3517 Well, we know the suspect isn't a Republican 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3518 Now we'll never know what the next step in evolution would have been. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3519 I think it was the intelligent design guys. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3520 Well Sargeant, it looks like we've got the missing link. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3521 I give up. What's a nine letter word that rhymes with "revolution"? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3522 Warn the reporters that this is pretty graphic. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3523 Start with the family members, Johnson. This has "vendetta" written all over it. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3524 Cold-blooded? Hates evolution? If I had to guess, our killer is an invertebrate. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3525 This crime scene shows either humans have evolved from bloody, gory killing, or that an adult man had some STRANGE pets. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3526 Well, it looks like the evolution theory's dead. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3527 I'm afraid it was a slow death. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3528 Detective Darwin says he has a theory 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3529 My gut says it was the missing link. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3530 Looks like the only thing that died here today was science. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3531 I suspect a case of homocide erectus. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3532 How many times do I have to tell you, Betty? THIS AIN'T NATURAL! 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3533 Looks like evolution doesn't solve everything. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3534 While the identity of the victim is still unknown, he clearly wasn't an evangelical. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3535 Still don't know what happened here, our theory is evolving. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3536 These family feuds last for generations 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3537 As you can see, this crime scene is evolving. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3538 Keep me posted as this case evolves. It could take a really long time. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3539 The case is evolving quickly 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3540 This picture of the homicide is slowly evolving right before our very eyes. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3541 The strange thing is they all have orange hair. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3542 It's definitely the leading theory. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3543 This was no drive-by shooting. Obviously, the murder evolved over several eons. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3544 I'm afraid he just won the Darwin Award. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3545 I believe this scene has proven that we were sharks, not gorillas. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3546 Looks like the fundamentalist wars are starting all over again. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3547 We can affirm that the situation evolved quickly. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3548 I'll have you know that I'm not treating this as just another 'extinction'. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3549 This case is evolving nicely... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3550 Most patient killer I've ever seen. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3551 It looks like this investigation is still evolving. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3552 Let's just say my thoughts on this case are still evolving, Sergeant. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3553 The scene is still evolving. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3554 The evidence is right here and they still won’t teach it in Catholic schools 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3555 I'm gonna catch the slime that did this! 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3556 In my line of work it doesn’t prove anything. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3557 Not on my watch anymore, cause this crime spree has gone on far too long. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3558 This is the clearest evidence yet that supports The Survival of the Flattest theory. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3559 The investigation is evolving. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3560 We find the missing link, we find our murderer. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3561 It appears after he was shot, the victim took a series of many small steps over a very long period. 1.2879 0.07714 66 53 7 6
3562 This case is rapidly developing into a homicide. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3563 His misfortune to be a fish out of water. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3564 Well, Lucy, it looks like we've got a real history of violence here. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3565 Ontogeny? Phylogeny? Sergeant, your guess is as good as mine. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3566 Looks like the work of the Creation Science gang. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3567 Let's start by making a list of slow-acting poisons. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3568 My theory about what happened here is evolving 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3569 This is an evolving problem. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3570 Our detectives need a lesson in intelligent design. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3571 By the looks of it, this case is evolving faster than I thought. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3572 I'm thinking murder , suicide. The fish didn't like the way this was going. 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3573 The chain of evidence seems to be evolving. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3574 Well, Sargent, at least this case is evolving nicely. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3575 If only we had the missing link... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3576 Looks like the crime of several millennia! 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3577 This case is going to take awhile. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3578 This evolving crime scene warrants more digging. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3579 Thousands of years later this case is still unsolved. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3580 Just another fish out of water story... 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3581 Forget it, Jake, it's Creationtown. 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3582 I'd say the evidence is evolving. 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3583 Yup. That proves it. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3584 Lets just wait and see what evolves before jumping to any conclusions 1.2879 0.06017 66 48 17 1
3585 I’d say he had it coming to him. 1.2879 0.07406 66 52 9 5
3586 So, here’s my theory... 1.2879 0.06392 66 49 15 2
3587 With this new evidence, the case is getting less fishy. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
3588 How long have you been working on this case? 1.2879 0.06747 66 50 13 3
3589 There's a pattern evolving in these killings. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
3590 I warned Darwin over and over - don't jaywalk. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3591 I don't know about you, Officer, but I'm sensing a pattern here. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3592 the crimes this days has evolved a lot 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
3593 50 million years of evolution and ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3594 Looks like a Darwinian suicide pact. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
3595 My thoughts on the victims in this case are evolving 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
3596 I have never seen such a rapidly evolving case. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3597 Looks like a case for Detective Darwin. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3598 Unquestionably that God character was involved in this. 1.2836 0.05942 67 49 17 1
3599 This fish-killer case is evolving too rapidly for me to comprehend. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3600 I sure hope there's a tale here somewhere. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3601 Our killer's methods seem to be evolving. 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3602 No way God would let this happen 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
3603 The Phylum Phantom has struck again. 1.2836 0.07902 67 55 5 7
3604 I thought it was a single event, but now we have proof--our suspect is evolving. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3605 This was not an intelligently designed crime. 1.2836 0.07307 67 53 9 5
3606 Doesn’t it look like an early Darwin? 1.2836 0.06311 67 50 15 2
3607 We either have a case of a homicide and animal cruelty, or a biology class having fun with chalk. 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3608 That's life. One day you go fishing and a hundred million years later you end up a dead man! 1.2836 0.06991 67 52 11 4
3609 He'll head to cave dwellers. Lock down the White House. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
3610 It's a message- the killer is evolving. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
3611 We can rule out anyone who is a Darwinist. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3612 My thinking on this case is evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3613 This appears to be an evolving case! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3614 This looks like a case for Inspector Darwin 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3615 They are calling him DASK. The Darwin Awards Serial Killer. Ultra-literal creationist. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3616 I told him his past would catch up to him one day. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3617 Our investigation is evolving before our eyes 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3618 Put out an ABP for the VP. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3619 This guy's m.o. seems to be evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3620 Where do we draw the line on manslaughter? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3621 Ah, but do we read left to right? Or right to left? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3622 Looks like the Darwin Killer struck again. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3623 We'll see how this case evolves but my money is on Adam and Eve. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3624 Looks awful fishy to me. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3625 It's fascinating to watch a case evolve. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3626 These crimes keep getting more sophisticated. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3627 Looks like our killer is a creationist 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3628 Talk about your rapidly evolving case. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3629 But will they still be able to climb trees? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3630 Don’t rush it.....let’s see how this case evolves. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3631 I have a theory on this one. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3632 The evolving sophistication of these killings lead me to believe the next victim will surely be a woman. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3633 Well we’re going to have to go way back in the cold case files for this one. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3634 It started as a cold case, but it's evolved. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3635 I get the feeling that we might be next. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3636 Better put in a call to Darwin on this one. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3637 Ziss looks very suspecies. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3638 Looks like the killer is evolving. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3639 I never thought evolution could lead to this. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3640 Prime suspects gotta be the Darwins--looks just like their minivan back window. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3641 I think it's some kind of intelligent design. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3642 The killer’s victims are evolving slowly over time. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3643 I see the connection between the first four outlines, but there seems to be a missing link between the last two. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3644 Looks like this is an evolving case. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3645 Any witnesses? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3646 The graffiti has been rapidly evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3647 Yes, it was a pretty big bang. But who did it? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3648 Are we still doing Darwin Awards? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3649 It looks like the work of the Darwin Killer. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3650 Our killer seems to be evolving. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3651 Observe Astley! Scientific! The perp was steadfastly specific, vastly petroglyphic, ghastly horrific and lastly prolific. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3652 You see, even criminology recapitulates phylogeny. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3653 Interesting how the clues in this case are evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3654 The solution to this case will be evolutionary. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3655 The killer is evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3656 Unfortunately, it reads left to right. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3657 I can see this crime evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3658 I have a theory about who did it, but that too is evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3659 My theory is evolving on this one. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3660 Looks like a mass extinction. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3661 Wouldn't it be ironic if their vehicle had these as the family decals? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3662 Wait. How did this happen? It was on the back window of his SUV. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3663 I admit it may be difficult to conceive but here's my theory..... 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3664 Looks like the homicidal creationist has struck again. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3665 Telltale signs of a serial killer, probably up to no good since the Precambrian eon I am guessing. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3666 Well, you can bet no Republicans will believe this. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3667 His M.O. has really been evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3668 Now if we could only figure out a connection between the victims... 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3669 This case is evolving into something really weird. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3670 The charges are evolving to manslaughter. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3671 Round up all the creationists. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3672 Huh, some cases really do evolve. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3673 The poor saps. Looks like the work of Alabama judges. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3674 It started out as a slime scene, but evolved from there. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3675 It's obvious intelligent design is not the culprit. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3676 So, it's just a theory until I find the missing link. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3677 This is why I avoid GMOs. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3678 Our knowledge of the crime is still evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3679 huh... talk about character evolution. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3680 It’s an evolutionary case. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3681 This accident has a history. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3682 I think that last one was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3683 Just shows, if you don't crack down on crime, it evolves. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3684 What I see here is an evolving crime scene. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3685 I can you right now this will literally take millions of years to solve! 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3686 God only knows what that's supposed to mean. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3687 I understand there are no next of kin. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3688 At first I thought it was fishy, but my thoughts on the case are evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3689 This looks like an evolving case. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3690 It appears to have taken some time 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3691 Where do we go with this? One witness says he was wearing a sharkskin suit, another says it was an Armani. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3692 OK, we’ve got an evolving crime scene here 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3693 Here's what I think, although it's only a theory... 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3694 Clearly, he wasn't the fittest. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3695 We are looking for a very patient killer. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3696 Put out an APB for Charles Darwin. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3697 Mark my words, we have all the makings of a cold case. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3698 For a case like this, we're going to have to develop a theory. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3699 It's evolutionary, my dear Watson & Crick. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3700 That’s Darwin with a “D”, right? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3701 This is a rapidly evolving case. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3702 I have a hunch this is the work of a serial Creationist. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3703 No bodies were found. My theory on the graffiti's origin is an artist wants pedestrians to struggle to write captions and then crowds will naturally select the best one. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3704 This is evolving into an interesting case. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3705 It really is survival of the fittest out here 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3706 We’ve got some leads on a man called Darwin... 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3707 What kind of animal would do such a thing? 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3708 This kind of case has been a long time coming. 1.2812 0.07864 64 52 6 6
3709 Put it on the non-urgent list. The killer will take at least 100,000 years to commit another crime. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3710 Looks like we have five Darwin Award nominees 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3711 'I wish the timeline was shorter.' 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3712 Round up the usual suspects, starting with Him. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3713 It appears to be evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3714 You have to understand, the chalk guy is really thorough. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3715 Open and shut case. God wins. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3716 Here we see the evolution of the crime. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3717 Wait a minute. I’ve seen this man before! 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3718 Find out if the suspect has an alibi for 4,000,000,000 years ago. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3719 What degenerate could have done such a thing? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3720 I estimate the time of death to be 350 million years ago. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3721 I’d say this was an act of God, but... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3722 Stop taking notes about the case, I want your opinion on this drawing my son did. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3723 ... I just knew it was a little fishy. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3724 Forensics is sure it wasn't planned. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3725 In which direction are we supposed to view this exhibit? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3726 Unfortunately, there were no witnesses. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3727 Their only surviving relative is an ameoba. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3728 I like the creationists for this. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3729 This is a fishy case, but it's evolving. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3730 Looks like this case has evolved quickly. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3731 What we have here is an evolving crime scene. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3732 I gotta say, part of me doesn't want to catch the perp. I'm curious to see what comes next. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3733 This case is evolving quite rapidly 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3734 It appears to be the result of a long-time family feud. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3735 Now to find the missing link. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3736 Let's get the line-up ready and see who the witnesses naturally select. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3737 Well, we can eliminate the Creationist suspects. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3738 And life imitates art. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3739 The motive? It's a long story. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3740 "Seems it just evolved out of nothing, and escalated from there, with total randomness...... 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3741 That was quite a past to flash before his eyes. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3742 Looks like we should call Detective Darwin in on this one. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3743 Even with the evidence, it’s still just a theory. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3744 This is definitely a serial killer! 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3745 Looks like we've got a serial killer. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3746 Better call 'em potholes or we'll be here all night. 1.2812 0.07864 64 52 6 6
3747 Looks like the Catholic Church was here 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3748 My thoughts on cause of death are evolving 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3749 All evidence points to Darwin. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3750 Mr. Darwin, Please describe what you believe to have evolved here. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3751 We have good chances to solve this 243 million years old cold case. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3752 It'll take a million years to solve this case. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3753 I have a theory about this case, but it’s just a theory. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3754 Better call the zoo 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3755 This is just a theory, but it looks like the work of an intelligent designer. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3756 What's your theory, officer? 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3757 So that's what they mean by "an evolving crime scene" 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3758 The slowest murder ever . 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3759 We're wasting out time; I think the statute of limitations has passed. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3760 The perp is armed and dangerous. He’s carrying an evolver. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3761 I must conclude that, over an unknown period of time, something fishy happened to an upstanding citizen. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3762 Look, there's the missing link... 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3763 Our investigation is still evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3764 Say nothing to the press. The case is still evolving. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3765 The profilers tell me our killer is evolving. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3766 That must have been a long light 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3767 Well we know one thing, whoever did it was diabolically thorough. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3768 It seems the case is evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3769 Our view of the case is evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3770 It looks like we'll need him on this case. I agree. I'll call the station and get Detective Darwin. Get him quickly before this case evolves. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3771 "I thought you said that the victims weren't related? What are you, a Creationist?". 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3772 I'm not happy with the way this case is evolving. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3773 Evolved right up to the revolver. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3774 Hard To Believe 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3775 Could be a creationist trying to throw us off the scent. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3776 What scares me is the one who got away! 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3777 Detective: Whilst all the police attention, I would hardly claim this to be a rapidly evolving crime scene. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3778 Could you please describe this Mr. Darwin for me so we can put out an APB on him. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3779 I picked the wrong week to become a creationist. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3780 Apparently the scene is still evolving. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3781 It's a very old cold case. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3782 It’s not a closed case, but my theory that is evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3783 It looks like this case is evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3784 Shouldn't it be left to right? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3785 How long did the CSI team leave this body out? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3786 Looks like this has been an evolving problem for some time. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3787 The story here is still evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3788 We're looking for an apex predator. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3789 Looks like it starts out kinda fishy but this could evolve into one of our biggest cases yet. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3790 The press? Just tell them it's an evolving investigation. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3791 The evolution of the crime is clear in this case. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3792 Looks like we’re deaing with a serial evolutionist. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3793 I realize all the evidence points in one direction, but it's still just a theory. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3794 I knew it would come to this. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3795 I see our killer is evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3796 There have been no reports of missing links so we are having trouble contacting next-of-kin on most of them. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3797 This case is slowly evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3798 I’m guessing ... an extremely old serial killer. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3799 Looks like the 'Son of Darwin' has struck again. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3800 We'll find more leads as the case evolves further. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3801 This case is evolving rapidly. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3802 The evidence was evolutionary. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3803 Flying rat? I'll show'em a flying rat. 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3804 We believe the murder weapon was a 38 caliber Smith and Wesson evolver. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3805 Great! Now the Creationists are going to be all over us for improper profiling. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3806 My analysis of this case continues to evolve. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3807 Takes a certain type of person to shoot down Darwin's theory. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3808 Looks like another hit and run by Banksy. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3809 I do not think this will convince the creationists, Sharon. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3810 This must have taken millions of years. How did no one notice? 1.2812 0.05665 64 46 18 0
3811 Needless to say, the case is still evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3812 This case is constantly evolving 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3813 This case really IS cold. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3814 Busy corner. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3815 It's the evolution of a serial killer. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3816 Evidence of the evolving criminal mind. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3817 I’ve got a theory 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3818 The profiler says his M.O. is evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3819 What comes after the human? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3820 This case is definitely evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3821 I have a theory, Sergeant. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3822 Well, that's one theory. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3823 Looking for who was evolved in the crime. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3824 Now that's something you don't see every day. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3825 I've got a theory about this. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3826 It maybe just a theory buts it’s compelling 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3827 We'll need detective Scopes for this one. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3828 That’s the fourth one this week! Looks like “the creationist” is back at it again 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3829 "No, Sargeant. I don't like how this is evolving, either. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3830 My theory is still evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3831 Talk about a backlog. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3832 This crime will make history. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3833 The perpetrator is obviously counting on us missing a link here. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3834 I suppose he was just tracing his lineage. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3835 Obviously, the fish started this chain of events. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3836 The perp will be charged with obstruction of science. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3837 This could take eons to solve. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3838 The Texas public school system strikes again. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3839 Mr. Darwin will be happy. Finally some evidence! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3840 That’s the story of my life. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3841 Do you see a pattern here? 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3842 Well, they may win the Darwin Award, but that's just a theory. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3843 This case has been developing for some time. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3844 Pick up the usual suspects with the name Darwin 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3845 Look's like this is going to be an evolving case, Officer Putkin 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3846 It's so sad to lose five generations at one time. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3847 Great news - it looks like our evidence is evolving. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3848 We're looking for someone who's the fittest. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3849 It's early. My theory of the crime is still evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3850 It's sad. This isn't just a crime against humanity. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3851 I've had this job for twenty years, but this if the first hit and run by a steamroller I've ever seen. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3852 I do not see this ending well. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3853 Your past is catching up to you. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3854 What's the next step, detective? 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3855 Looks like the situation devolved rather quickly 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3856 This crime was a longtime coming. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3857 Better contact the nearest relatives, all 10 billion of them. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3858 It's taking us longer than usual to catch this one and now he's mocking us. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3859 My theory is, whoever did this had to be very fit. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3860 Ah, the Anthropocene of the crime” “Shut up, Gary. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3861 Looks like the forensics guys are eating animal crackers again! 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3862 Let's bring in all the Fundamentalists in the neighborhood. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3863 This case has evolved into quite a mystery 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3864 This crime evolved over a period of time... 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3865 Odd... The victim had this very image on his car's rear window. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3866 It's usually the creationist you least suspect. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3867 It's a shame. They're all related. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3868 There’s something a little fishy about this timeline. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3869 I think we're missing a link. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3870 I think this proves our theory. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3871 Can’t really say yet—my theory is still evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3872 Keep digging, I want to see what’s next. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3873 I think we should let Darwin handle this one. 1.2812 0.06087 64 47 16 1
3874 I guess you could call it 'the death of evolution.' 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3875 I'd say this serial killer has been operating for years. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3876 400 million years?! Talk about a cold case. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3877 Looks like this case is still evolving. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3878 The next victim should be flattered. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3879 Looks like the evidence is still evolving 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3880 This case has evolved into a real mystery. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3881 Well, this mystery isn't going to solve itself. But give it time. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3882 The real mystery is how those Precambrian fish held the chalk. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3883 The neighbors say the victim moved in recently and was fishy from the start. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3884 There's got to be some kind of pattern to these murders... 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3885 I don't know what more evidence you'd need. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3886 Looks staged to me. 1.2812 0.07542 64 51 8 5
3887 Looks like the crime scene is evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3888 More and more, my thinking has evolved on this case! 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
3889 Looks like there's a l-o-n-g story behind this one! 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3890 The situation has evolved. 1.2812 0.06853 64 49 12 3
3891 Well Sally, human evolution has escaped us again 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3892 We need to be watchful. Our killer's m.o.a. is evolving. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3893 I'm not sure at which end the line starts 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
3894 There’s your evidence for evolution, officer. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3895 I've gotta be honest sir, there is something fishy about the situation. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
3896 What scares me most is this killer's approach is evolving. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
3897 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3898 Miss Inge Link has once again eluded the Ripper’s clutches! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
3899 It looks pretty random to me. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
3900 Creationists seem to be taking the attack on evolution a little too literally these days 1.2787 0.05788 61 44 17 0
3901 Now they'll believe in Evolution. 1.2787 0.05788 61 44 17 0
3902 Hi methods have evolved. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3903 It looks safe to say evolution was the culprit. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3904 Like you always say Lt. “evolve or die” 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3905 Clues to the victim are evolving. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3906 All the earmarks of The Creationist Killer. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3907 Sorry, just a little chalk-outline-guy humor 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3908 We're too late. The killer's already evolving. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3909 Based on the speed, I think some of this is epigenetic. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3910 Clearly, this crime scene is still evolving. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3911 It appears that we have an evolving case on our hands. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3912 Our only lead, all five victims were in town for the Darwin Festival. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3913 Scopes. For sure. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3914 Thus, officer, is the evolution of the crime. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3915 He was the last of his kind. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3916 This is where the trail goes cold... 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3917 This case is evolving into a homicide. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3918 If this doesn't prove Darwin right, nothing will. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3919 I guess you could say I witnessed a crime in progress. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3920 We are going to have to dig deep to solve this one. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3921 I can see that the clues on the case are slowly evolving. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3922 And his wife said he hadn't evolved. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3923 Our theory of the case keeps evolving 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3924 Sir, it is the cold case! 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3925 We're ruling it an attempted hominid. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3926 Natural selection may have contaminated this crime scene 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3927 Frank, I think we're gonna have to call Darwin in for this one. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3928 It’s clearly a creationist hit. One dead man plus they’ve gotten rid of all the evidence.... 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3929 Look closely officer; you seeing the evolution of crime. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3930 And just tell the reporters that it's an 'evolving' case. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3931 Well, this case has certainly evolved. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3932 It's obvious, Watson, the victims are related, but how? 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3933 Do we have enough evidence? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3934 We like to think of it as an evolving crime scene... 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3935 Seeing is believing, right? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3936 The crime rate in this city has definitely gotten slower. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3937 He denied it. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3938 The evolving clues should help us solves this one. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3939 At least we know where he came from. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3940 No leads yet, the crime scene is still evolving. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3941 "Between you and me, the missing link is the prime suspect". 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3942 I saw on Facebook. Trump issued a Fatwa against Science and now Evolution is dead! 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3943 Better call the captain -- I think there's our missing link. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3944 Last week it was the Sabertooth... 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3945 I guess we're the end of the line. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3946 Let's question the Jehovah's Witnesses first. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3947 You have to look both ways on the march of progress. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3948 If only we could find a pattern. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3949 This was a homicide for the ages. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3950 It's sad to know that evolution is still a crime down here. 1.2769 0.07438 65 52 8 5
3951 Watson, Evolutionary - isn't it? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3952 They belonged to that gang called "The Darwin Boys." 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3953 The investigation is evolving. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3954 We may be looking at a serial killer.. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3955 I can’t believe this. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3956 The evidence pinpoints the time of death at 1 billion years ago, but the public is going to say it’s just a theory. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3957 I was sure that the fittest would survive. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3958 The case is evolving quickly 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3959 We're missing the link between victims. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3960 I was put on this case after solving the mystery of the Big Bang. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3961 'Looks like a domestic dispute, they were trying to start over.' 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3962 There are gonna be some unusual suspects in this lineup 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3963 We need to find a link to the killer, but something is missing... 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3964 If only we had been here earlier, er forget that I said that. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3965 Looks to me like this feud goes way back. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3966 I think with have a case of the missing link. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3967 It's the worst case of familicide I've seen since the Permian. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3968 Those poor Kardashians... 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3969 It would have taken an intelligent design to escape this crime scene. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3970 We'll never get to the bottom of this crime scene because it keeps evolving. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3971 Our main suspect is a creationist. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3972 I don't know why he swallowed the fly. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3973 Evolution always catches up with you. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
3974 I think our killer is evolving. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3975 He's gone right back to sleeping with the fishes. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3976 Long story short... 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3977 My theories on this crime are evolving. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
3978 We have an evolving situation on our hands 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3979 I don't know lieutenant, but he sure had some funny looking pets! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3980 You can kill an evolutionary, but you can never kill evolution. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3981 Well constable, forensics may indicate that the evidence demonstrates the evolution of a crime scene. But my intuition tells me it could only be an act of God. How else do you explain five different bodies found in this particular pattern? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3982 The most blatant case of de-evolution I've ever seen. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3983 This continues to be an evolving case. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3984 It would seem to be a developing story. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3985 This as an accident just waiting to happen! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3986 Beats me! Is it the speed of evolution or the fakification of the asfalt? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
3987 Looks like the work of a jealous God. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3988 It looks like we are witnessing the evolution of a serial killer. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3989 A tough case to crack officer.....this killer's style has undergone a drastic evolution. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3990 I'm a creationist, so I may not be the man for the job 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3991 With all the construction in the city over the past 4.6 billion years, how come we're only finding these now? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3992 541 million years and we still can't catch the guy 1.2742 0.08345 62 52 3 7
3993 "Murder, she said." like 3 billion years ago. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3994 Contact the Forensic Anthropologist for time of death. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
3995 Let's get back to the precinct--I hate it when Banksy in in town. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3996 It seems we have a serial evolution predictor on the loose. It must be stopped! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3997 Our killer seems to be evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3998 This evolution vs. creation thing is getting heated. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
3999 Our theory of the case is still evolving . . . but it may have been a creationist. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4000 Call SeaWorld right now 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4001 I see this case is evolving. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4002 This guy was heading for extinction to begin with. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4003 I think I see how this has evolved. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4004 Our serial killer is evolving 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4005 It sure looks like it was premeditated. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4006 Talk about a cold case. It took eons just to outline the corpses. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4007 The MO is evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4008 Let’s see if Dawkins has an alibi 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4009 Likely a crazed creationist... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4010 It seems this case is evolving faster than I expected... 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4011 I bet the next one's a robot. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4012 I'm afraid that we are dealing here with a rapidly evolving situation. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4013 I was okay with the bike lanes but is this really necessary? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4014 This timeline isn't going to be very helpful 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4015 We could be next.... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4016 Hmm... My theory of the crime is still evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4017 Your chalk work is evolving. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4018 Do you think we're next? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4019 Looks like we're evolving from fish to foul, murder most foul. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4020 Clearly signs of a struggle here 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4021 It looks like this must have been a highly evolved criminal. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4022 Whoever did this, we'll throw the Good Book at 'em. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4023 This case will be evolving... 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4024 Inspector Darwin has a theory that somehow, all the victims were related. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4025 All we know is that the killer wasn't a Creationist. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4026 Are we looking for the "Missing Link" or is this a case of intelligent design? 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4027 I still think God did it 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4028 The fact that he was an outspoken science denier may play into this. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4029 We need to preserve the chain of evidence. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
4030 Dead man walking 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4031 Hmm, looks like his crimes are evolving. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4032 Well, one thing that we know is that they were all related. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4033 LIMERICK: There once was a species that crawled from the slime..Evolved, like a virus, on the Earth over time..Though exceedingly blessed..They fouled their own nest..And what's left in the end is a crime. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4034 The fish couldn't have done it. He's been dead for five hundred million years. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4035 Along with the clues we got in the Galapagos, I think we can wrap this up. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
4036 I can see how this case is going to evolve 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4037 Well, I see the crime scene is evolving. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4038 I tell you this crime scene has really evolved! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4039 This facts in this case started out a little fishy, but new evidence has evolved right before our very eyes. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4040 Case of arrested development. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4041 Detective Haeckel says this case proves thanatology recapitulates phylogeny. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4042 The crime scene appears to be evolving. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4043 No kidding. I saw this family in The Stickersons car decal kit. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4044 Well these clues certainly point to one damn thing after another. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4045 No matter what changes, kid, it's always the same story. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4046 It appears Evolution is more than a theory. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4047 This case appears to be evolving by the second. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4048 I think it's a Banksy. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4049 Don't know what happened here, but it didn't go down quickly. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4050 I tell you O’Brien, this is why I stay away from family reunions. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4051 Be careful with these. The body before the fish may be the missing link. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4052 My theory is beginning to evolve. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4053 I’m afraid the DNA test is going to show we’re all guilty. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4054 I suspect it was the Conservative Christians. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4055 Here we have the evolution of crime. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4056 Looks like another piece by Charles Drawin’. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4057 Arrest Darwin 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4058 Something's fishy. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4059 I think someone killed Charles Darwin. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4060 Well I'm working on one theory. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
4061 This could take some digging. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4062 This is still an evolving crime scene. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4063 Who was first on the scene? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4064 I have a feeling we are looking for a serial killer. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4065 I’m afraid this one one may turn out to be a cold case. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4066 It looks like the work of a devolving serial killer. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4067 Not the first time the cross town bus has set back evolution! 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4068 Looks like we found some more victims of the Cambrian Explosion. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4069 Well, it's really no surprise - after all, only the fittest survive. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4070 Aint no doubt about it, Dolores. What we have here is an act of God. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4071 I can't wait to see the coroner's report. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4072 Sure doesn't look like the work of a single cell. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4073 Religious Fanatic. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4074 Frankly, I find it hard to believe all of these are anatomically correct. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4075 Feels like I've been chasing this psychopath for millions of years. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4076 This is evolving into a complex case. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4077 The evidence seems insurmountable, so where's the missing link? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4078 I think this guy has been dead for awhile. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4079 It’s an evolving murder. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4080 Travelers...they were heading for Extinction. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4081 The evolution of a crime. Yup, he was a fish out of water. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4082 No witnesses, you say? 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4083 My theory of the crime is evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4084 It was a long time coming. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4085 It's definitely the Cookie Cutout Killer - and he's progressing! 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4086 We're missing a motive and a link. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4087 Looks like the Darwin Killer has struck again. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4088 It may be a coincidence, they may not be related. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4089 This crime scene is evolutionary my dear. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4090 Seems like somewhere between the fourth and fifth figure the problems started... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4091 The killer's motive seems to be evolving. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4092 And they say network crime dramas don't evolve 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4093 Oh, for God's sake. What's next? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4094 What kind of sick fiend wipes out a whole family? 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4095 I don't care what the FBI Profiler says, I know the work of an Evolutionary Biologist when I see it. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4096 And this is what it comes to? 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4097 I don't like the way this case is evolving 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4098 Walk me through your theory on how this situation evolved. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4099 I told you there was something fishy going on here after we found those first two bodies 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4100 Yeah, I'm already workin' on a theory to explain this. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4101 We can rule out God as suspect ! 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4102 The lab boys are going to have fun with the DNA on this one. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4103 Yes, it IS strangely erotic 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4104 Our priority now is the safety of the missing link. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4105 God?... God had nuthin’ to do with it... 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4106 We have reason to believe it's a Darwin mob hit. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4107 Round up the usual phylogeny. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4108 We'll catch 'em, Officer. We've got billions of years worth of evidence. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4109 Looks like the beginning of something big. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4110 We’re looking at an evolution homicide 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4111 The more I look at this, the fishier it seems. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4112 Looks like this is a case that's rapidly evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4113 This is evolving into a real crime scene. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4114 I'd say Keith Haring's seminal work, "the deconstruction of an american presidency". 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4115 So much for the circle of life. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4116 I have vice patrolling for the missing link. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4117 And he was only one speciation away from extinction. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
4118 One thing is for sure: this is a case with a history. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4119 I think we'll just have to tell the press this case is evolving. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4120 At least we know we have a forward-thinking criminal on our hands 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4121 This murder case seems to be evolving very well. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4122 "I have a theory about this one". 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4123 This case is evolving rather quickly. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4124 The Intelligent Designer strikes again! 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4125 Someone's trying to cover their tracks. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4126 It's a sad day for evolution. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4127 Let's get Detective Darwin on this. He's always got theories about this type of thing. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
4128 The situation is evolving. 1.2742 0.05712 62 45 17 0
4129 Can't wait to see his DNA. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4130 I would have to say the real victim is creationism. 1.2742 0.07685 62 50 7 5
4131 I think we should start by looking for a professional hitman who is also a creationist. 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
4132 The case is still evolving. There seems to be a missing link. 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4133 Get our best carbon dating guy down from the lab so we can determine a time of death 1.2742 0.07333 62 49 9 4
4134 Yep, looks like they shot down evolution, too. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
4135 It certainly seems like this killer is evolving. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
4136 Detective work is an evolutionary process.... 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
4137 This case has Detective Darwin written all over it. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
4138 We have a constantly evolving crime scene investigation. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4139 I'll catch the Darwinian Graffiti artist if it's the last thing I do 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
4140 The creationists will have a ball with this. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4141 This investigation is evolving nicely. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
4142 They never had a chance. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4143 The last step was when it all went wrong. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
4144 Don't bother trying to notify next of kin. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
4145 Interesting. We've been watching this case evolve for a long time. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
4146 The graffiti artist was killed by a self-driving car here. Does that count as natural selection? 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
4147 This is the end of civilization as we know it. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4148 The killer has evolved and so must we. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4149 You're next. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4150 I think this calls for Inspector Darwin. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4151 Offhand, I'd say we're looking for a highly evolved sociopath. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4152 DNA will tell the story. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4153 Better call Pierre. We haven't seen something like this since Lascaux. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4154 The crime didn't occur all of a sudden, it evolved. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4155 ...and about the victims - we have a Theory. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4156 Every crime has an evolution. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4157 We’re surprised it happened so quickly! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4158 Yet there's still a missing link .... 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4159 Looks like this crime was 500 million years in the making... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4160 Something tells me that this case is still evolving. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4161 Looks like it started as a fishing trip and ended in homicide. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4162 Victim's name is Darwin something. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4163 It definitely was premeditated. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4164 It looks like he got his whole family. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4165 It looks like the evolutionary killer has struck again. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4166 Clearly the killer's M.O. evolved over time. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4167 That’s the end of that! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4168 Someone's missing. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4169 Can you imagine what the funeral will look like? 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4170 They almost made it. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4171 All that for nothing 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4172 There's something very fishy going on here. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4173 We must find everyone who is evolved in this matter. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4174 It looks like evolution was under fire again. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4175 Match these up with our mini-van decal database and perhaps we'll find the missing link that'll tie this all together. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4176 It appears that the killer's methods are evolving. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4177 This one was a long time coming 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4178 If only we had the missing link... 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4179 Textbook catastrophe! After millions of years of natural selection, hit by an intelligently designed bus. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4180 Send the samples up to the forensic biologists, search for the missing link between the victims, and keep me posted as the situation evolves. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4181 We may be dealing with a serial evolutionist. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4182 We have maybe an hour before cable news is reporting that the whole theory is suspect. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4183 Looks like the motive for this crime keeps evolving. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4184 To think that it's all come to a dead end. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4185 This pattern indicates the next victim will be a woman. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4186 Wow...talk about holding on to a grudge! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4187 It doesn’t matter if you believe in it or not. This is how we found them. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4188 I now see how the crime evolved 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4189 It appears the evidence is evolving and will stand on its own. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4190 Oh. The humanity! 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4191 Prehistoric French Impressionist, I'd say. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4192 It’s an evolving art form. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4193 Finding the next of kin should be interesting. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4194 Looks like he finally got what was coming to him. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4195 This doesn't look good for any of us. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4196 Hominid on Hominin crime 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
4197 It is going to the new Whitney next week. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4198 The DA is never going to believe this. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4199 When will they ever learn. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4200 Science dead - time of death, Election Day. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4201 I could have sworn the second one was Trump! 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
4202 I bet the missing link did it. 1.2698 0.07575 63 51 7 5
4203 My theory about this case is starting to evolve. 1.2698 0.05637 63 46 17 0
4204 Looks like the work of an obsessive-compulsive creationist. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4205 Well, at least the fossil record is preserved... 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4206 ...and please ask Officer Darwin to come by for a moment. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4207 Evolving into the only species that burns fossil fuels and builds nukes? Looks like a cut-and-dried suicide to me. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4208 This homicide is evolving rapidly. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4209 Science is officially dead. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4210 If you have to speak to a reporter just say: "Our theory of the crime is evolving." 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4211 So they all jumped off the building at the same time? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4212 Get me the address and phone number of every descendant of Charles Darwin in town last weekend, and pronto, think we're running out of time on this one. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4213 It's an evolving crime scene. We are still looking for the missing link. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4214 My theory is natural causes. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4215 Now I know our processing times have been slow, but.. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4216 Tell the Chief no suspects yet--situation's still evolving. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4217 Chuck Darwin. They finally caught up with him. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4218 Looks like someone’s been killing time. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4219 Let's look hard at Darwin. 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4220 Hmmmm, a theory is evolving. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4221 Round up the usual suspects -- evangelicals, fundamentalists, tv preachers, etc., etc. 1.2698 0.07229 63 50 9 4
4222 It is edifying to see the evolution of Weegee's work in an appropriate setting. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4223 We can chalk this one up to originized crime. 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
4224 These bodies been here for quite a while, huh? 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
4225 Currently, our sole suspect is the Trump Administration... 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4226 Add local Evangelicals to your suspect list. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
4227 Looks like the end of the line for this one. 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
4228 The Creationists did it! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
4229 The list of suspects extends pretty far back. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
4230 Another poor victim who'll never reach his full potential. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4231 Clearly, the killer's victims are still evolving. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4232 Sorry sir. We're not quite sure what evolved here. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4233 Looks like he crawled for a long time after he was hit. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4234 You're next. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4235 Just tell the press, "The case is evolving." 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4236 Another case of ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4237 We’re missing a link in this case... 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4238 It's the ascent of a dead man. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4239 My theory of what happened here is evolving. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
4240 If we can just find the missing link, we’ll crack this case 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4241 Let's first check everyone who just came back from a cruise to Galapagos. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4242 Well, chalk one up for the creationists. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4243 Life comes at you fast. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4244 I'll have to refer this to our creationist unit. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4245 On the other hand, this is a great day for creationism. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4246 Looks like another natural selection. Let's get Mother Nature in for questioning. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4247 My theory of this crime is still evolving. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4248 It's funny how these cases evolve. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4249 It took us a while to get here 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4250 Looks like the Creationists are done for 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
4251 The chief wants a rush on this one. Twenty million years for justice is unacceptable. 1.2667 0.08188 60 50 4 6
4252 Firstly, we can narrow down the age to between 0 and 500 million years old 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4253 So look where it alll got us. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4254 It's textbook, but they're sure to deny it. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4255 "My bet is this is not a fresh crime scene". 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4256 It would appear the killer's method is evolving. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4257 I would say our killer has reached the end of his line. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4258 Banksy! You've done it again! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4259 Fingerprints will get us four of the gang members, but we’re having some trouble with fin prints. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4260 It's a real shame because they were going places. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4261 My theory about the killer is evolving. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4262 Weird, it's usually the killer who evolves. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4263 All signs point to Keith Haring as the perpetrator. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4264 Remember to put this in the art textbooks not the science ones 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4265 That's it,except for the missing link, of course. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4266 Send out a car to bring in William Jennings Bryant for questioning. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4267 Let's just say that my theory of the crime is evolving 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4268 Ah, another of thos evolving mysteries 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4269 Now, that's overkill. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4270 Well, that’s the end of that lifecycle. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4271 Get Dawkins on the horn. Darwin has struck again. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4272 It seems the link to solving this case is missing. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4273 We know they’re republicans - they’re all facing right 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4274 Crime, its always evolving 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4275 This looks like a job for Cro-Magnon PI. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4276 There's a link here I think we're missing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4277 Well, this case is certainly evolving quickly. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4278 I called the Smithsonian. They're sending an expert. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4279 He told a fish story; now look what this case evolved into! 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4280 I’m evolving a theory, here 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4281 This looks like the work of the Darwin Gang. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4282 I think I see how this has evolved. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4283 No suspects yet, and we're still gathering evidence to figure out a possible timeline of events... 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4284 Fastest case of an evolving crime scene I've ever seen. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4285 It looks like they got the entire family tree. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4286 They don't appear to be related. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4287 I certainly don't see any evidence of intelligent design here, do you? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4288 It's a shame, he was progressing. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4289 Keep everyone out. This is an evolving crime scene. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4290 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene here. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4291 Let’s get Darwin in forensics down here. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4292 Right now we're looking for a man, but in a little while we'll be looking for a woman. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4293 I'm been trying to crack this case for a million years! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4294 We'd better consult with Dr. Linnaeus. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4295 It's always survival of the fittest out here. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4296 That explains a lot about some of my family. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4297 I think we are out of luck unless we can find a triped 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4298 I told him to go back where he came from. Do you think I was overly harsh? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4299 I think we're looking for a guy who's got a beef with Charlie Darwin 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4300 We're missing something here. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4301 The crime is in progress. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4302 What we're looking at, lieutenant, is an evolving crime... 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4303 Ahh, so science isn't dead! 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4304 This is definitely an evolving crime scene. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4305 It’s going to take us a few million years to get to the bottom of this. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4306 Clearly it's God, taking out the Evolutionists. Nothing to see here. Wrap it up. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4307 must have been evolving too fast 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4308 Round up the usual suspects. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4309 You Darwin some. You Dar-lose some. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4310 Well first of all, be sure to get some fin, claw, paw and fingerprints. 1.2667 0.07835 60 49 6 5
4311 I’m working on a theory 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4312 Looks like this could take eons to solve. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4313 We haven't solved it, but we're definitely making progress. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4314 The perp is probably a missing link. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4315 seen this kinda thing before. look for a guy riding a beagle, goes by the name darwin 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4316 Any linkage? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4317 Looks like a Banksy job to me 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4318 As you can see, the whole family was in on it. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4319 That's just preliminary, my theory is evolving. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4320 Our case has clearly evolved. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4321 Carbon dating is just forensics showing off again. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4322 Our main suspect is a creationist. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4323 It was either ontogeny or phylogeny. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4324 See if we can get Detective Darwin on this case. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4325 I'm curious to see how this case evolves. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4326 Who's going to tell Darwin? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4327 We could be next. Stay vigilant. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4328 The evidence clearly points to an error of judgment somewhere along the line, search the swamp for clues. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4329 This is the work of Creationism. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4330 And that’s why I believe in creationism. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4331 Looks like they were making progress...until the last step anyway 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4332 His crimes just keep evolving. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4333 Be careful, this is an evolving crime scene. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4334 Only that number of generations to the White House? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4335 Don't draw any conclusions, this is an evolving crime scene. 1.2667 0.06229 60 45 14 1
4336 I first thought physics killed God, but it looks like it was biology 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4337 I have someone looking for the tail. 1.2667 0.05757 60 44 16 0
4338 Do we know where this line is going? 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4339 we can speculate all day on the orgin of this case 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4340 We can't pin this one on Intelligent Design. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4341 First off, put an armed guard around the morgue. God knows, what's going on there. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4342 Makes you wonder, where Do we go from here? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4343 Something tells me this was a long time coming. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4344 Yeah... and Stormy Daniels is still a virgin. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4345 Looks like a case of Darwinism. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4346 Darwin did it. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4347 The vendetta went back eons. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4348 I don't like the looks of this. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4349 well Cheryl, I'll tell ya, that Banksy is one highly evolved street-artist 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4350 Clearly we looking for a completionist. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4351 not sure which end it starts from 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4352 The killer's methods appear to be evolving. 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
4353 Poor fella, should a turned around and gone back to where he came from while he still had the chance. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4354 They say his name was Charles Darwin. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4355 OK, I see representatives of Cenozoic, Mesozoic, and Paleozoic Eras. The question is, where are the Precambrians, Jake? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4356 The killer's preferences for his victims is evolving. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
4357 We found this on the back windshield of Darwin'e car. 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
4358 Looks like a pattern is evolving here! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4359 Yes, we’ve been investigating this one for a long time 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
4360 … and that leads us to where we are today. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4361 Evolution's an interesting theory, but I think we're looking at intelligent design. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4362 Something tells me this is gonna take a few weeks to solve. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4363 Not sure how we missed this, given that it started 400 million years ago. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4364 Their next of kin are in Africa 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
4365 Darwin, looks like we’re going with the single victim theory. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4366 'It looks like he crawled here.' 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
4367 We've seen this before. The fittest has survived and is on the loose. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4368 This investigation will evolve over time. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
4369 The results of Trump’s latest EPA Executive Order. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
4370 It looks like the killer's MO is evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4371 This time, they really wiped out the whole bloodline. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4372 It was the natural next step. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4373 Call Detective Darwin. Tell him to get here quick. We have an evolving crime scene. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4374 Is that a FISH with FEET? Another hoax, officer. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4375 One thing is for sure, this crime took a while to commit. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4376 Put Darwin on it... 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4377 We gotta stop letting Charlie use the chalk, this is getting out of hand 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4378 His method is evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4379 Let's just say I have a theory... 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4380 I can see how this case is evolving. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4381 He died of natural causes. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4382 This could take some legwork. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4383 I suspect the creationists. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4384 Tell the press the investigation is evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4385 This investigation has evolved into a homicide! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4386 My evolving theory involves primordial ooze, an Uzi, a missing link and Linkedin. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4387 This cold case certainly has evolved. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4388 Cherchez La Brea. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4389 Not so fast, Louis. Nobody is gonna be arrested. Not for a while yet. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4390 It's a shame, but how did he think he could get all his pets across the street in time? Especially with that fish! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4391 The evidence is still evolving. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4392 Well, we know He didn't do it. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4393 Take my word for it: Banksy's in town. 1.2623 0.06141 61 46 14 1
4394 No, we don't have any suspects. The case is evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4395 We're looking for a perp who holds a grudge. 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
4396 It's a bit early on this one. My theory is still evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4397 The crime scene is still evolving. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
4398 To me, it’s a pretty clear cut case of homicide, but a lot of these new judges discount the evidence. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4399 This crime scene has more bodies than the La Brea Tar Pits. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4400 It appears the serial killer's style is evolving. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
4401 They weren't kidding when they threatened to kill his entire family. 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
4402 Chalk it up to chance and accidental selection. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4403 It started as a fight over a worm, but it evolved into a full-blown murder. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4404 The "no-tail" tale 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
4405 Natural selection strikes again. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
4406 This gang is obviously still evolving. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4407 Pull the Scopes Monkey Trial file. I suspect foul play. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4408 Looks fishy. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4409 It ain't right, somebody's gotta pay for wiping out a whole theory like this. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4410 He's always one step ahead of us. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4411 It appears that the crime evolved quickly. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4412 I'd say time of death was early Pleistocene. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4413 It looks like the work of Selfish Gene. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4414 What we have here is a serial creationist. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4415 These evolving crimes are always the hardest to solve! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4416 This has evolved into quite a mystery. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4417 Yeah, the witnesses weren't helpful-- they just keep saying "...it all happened so fast!" 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4418 God, I heard about this development, but didn't believe it to be true. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4419 We've got a couple leads, but we're still looking for the missing link. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4420 Clearly, this case is still evolving. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4421 It seems that our perpetrator has evolved. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4422 My theory on this case continues to evolve. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4423 We've come a long way in crime solving. But maybe we haven't. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4424 What do you think, coming or going ? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4425 Put out an APB on a Charles Darwin. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4426 It seems the situation is evolving. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4427 We'll know more as the case evolves. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4428 I agree, that is an intelligent design. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4429 The killer’s methods are definitely evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4430 I think this is a case for Detective Darwin 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4431 This case appears to be evolving. Assign this to Investigator Darwin. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4432 It’ll take time to develop. I have a theory. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4433 The crime matches Darwin’s MO. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4434 The captain sure ain't going to like the way this case has evolved. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4435 Looks like muckraking was in his DNA. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4436 Looks like evolution ended here. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4437 Who would want to kill evolution? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4438 Yes, it's the latest evolution of graffiti. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4439 See if Darwin has an alibi. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4440 Re-open the God case... I’ve got a theory 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4441 I think creationism is our prime suspect. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4442 We'll never know for sure, but I think the victims were related. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4443 For now, I'm liking a disillusioned creationist for these killings. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4444 We have a few primitive leads, but the case is still evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4445 This is obviously a developing case... 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4446 There's clearly an origin. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4447 It's a bad situation, bu at least we're seeing progress. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4448 Get a DNA analysis—I suspect the victims were related. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4449 If you ask me, the whole thing is fishy. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4450 Establishing the motive would provide the missing link in this case 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4451 The clues in this case keep evolving. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4452 Issue a BLO for Creationism. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4453 Check those leads, officer. Let's see how this one evolves. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4454 The leads had been slow, but now they’re evolving. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4455 I guess not all family reunions have a happy ending. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4456 This case is going to require a combination of instinct and extinct. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4457 Can't say I like how this case is evolving. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4458 I can't wait to see what's next. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4459 Well, now we're making some progress. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4460 Hmmm . . . looks like the crime scene has evolved since this morning. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4461 Chalk it up to Darwin. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4462 We had to kill him: he's a threat to civilization. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4463 He digressed. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4464 I suspect a Keith Haring copycat is on the loose. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4465 Every year we go through this after the Tar Heels win. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4466 This case is certainly progressing. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4467 The clues point to this as the work of an evil creationist. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4468 Interesting theory. How did it evolve? 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4469 As this case evolves the evidence becomes more and more fishy! 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4470 My hunch is that this is the work of the Primordial Slime Syndicate, but the evidence is still evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4471 Looks like someone's gunning for a Darwin Award. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4472 Is the next of kin us, or chimpanzees? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4473 At first I thought that there was only something a little fishy. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4474 OK, let’s bring Intelligent Design in for questioning! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4475 What we have here....is the slaughter of evolution. Check on Mike Pence and his whereabouts! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4476 Looks like another case of 'Fundamentalist Evidence Tampering'. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4477 Certainly evidence for an evolving case, Jane. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4478 The details surrounding the crime are still evolving. 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4479 Looks like Darwin did it. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4480 His dying words were, "See Lucy." 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4481 I like how this crime is evolving. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4482 We're still not sure of there were five murders, or just one very long one. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4483 Looks like things escalated fast 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4484 Non-survival of the flattest. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4485 Tell the press the case is evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4486 Does anyone know where they were going? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4487 I see an age issue here, Sheila. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4488 The case appears to have evolved into something larger. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4489 It appears to be an evolutionary crime, Officer Watson. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4490 This is going to be the most sensational case since the Scopes trial. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4491 What we have here is a post-modern serial killer. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4492 To crack this case, I'll need to use natural detection. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4493 The next thing they'll be protesting is the myth of global warming!! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4494 Won't you look at that, another sequential phylogenetic psychotic act. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4495 CSI Galapagos: "Run a tox screen, fingerprint the DNA and shake down the family tree ... looks like our VICs had some spine. Get me a pedigree, and don't come back with a fish tale!" 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4496 So...they finally killed Darwin's theory? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4497 Would you call this intelligent design? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4498 Looks like we can rule out Darwin. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4499 Suicide? Could be, but looks like the case is still evolving 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4500 I'm certain that the perpetrator is related to his victims. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4501 The clues will prove my evolving theory about this crime scene. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4502 Looks like the case is evolving nicely. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4503 Something about this looks a little fishy. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4504 The Ascent of Manslaughter! 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4505 This is a job for Darwin. Ready the Finch-signal! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4506 We’ll know more as the crime scene evolves... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4507 Looks like we're making progress. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4508 Yup. That and taxes. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4509 The creation of a president 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4510 "Evolve and die"....this changes everything. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4511 We will just follow the evidence and see how the case evolves. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4512 Yeah but doesn’t look good for the current species! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4513 Evolution did it! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4514 Apparently Mr. Darwin's alibi is that he's been dead for 136 years. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
4515 This is the typical MO of Darwinism. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4516 Check for a DNA match 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4517 Yeah, it looks like that rogue Darwin's work alright... 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4518 My views on this case are evolving rather quickly. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4519 This case is quickly evolving. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4520 First thing we do is place John Thomas Scopes in protective custody. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4521 The science on this keeps evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4522 It looks as though this may be evolving into something larger than even we may be able to comprehend. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4523 Our witness says the suspect is 6 feet tall, wearing black pants, grey sweatshirt, Yankee hat, and about 5 million years old. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4524 This is an easy case. A creationist just lost it and murdered an Evolutionary Biologist 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4525 It looks like something's missing. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4526 I think the case is still evolving. ... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4527 I see that this case is evolving quickly. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4528 I have a theory, but it’s still evolving. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4529 'Ah, here you can begin to see the evolution of the crime.' 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4530 Ummm. This explains everything. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4531 Banksy's work has really been evolving! 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4532 It looks like the killer's methods are evolving. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4533 I'd say he began crossing the street around 350,000 years ago. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4534 Well, this is going to be a long investigation. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4535 I have an evolving theory about what happened here. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4536 Those robots are definitely getting their point across. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4537 This is a rapidly evolving case. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4538 'Hobbes must have written it somewhere: criminology recapitulates phylogenesis' 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4539 I've got a theory for what happened. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4540 This appears to be the work of the 'EVANGELICAL'! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4541 I'm sensing some sort of pattern.... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4542 It looks like crime is evolving in this city, Officer. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4543 We still have a long ways to go. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4544 I don't like what this is evolving into. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4545 Even though the brain is smaller, we've at least gotten rid of the hunched backs and fins. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4546 This case is evolving nicely... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4547 That's what you call an evolution of murder. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4548 The sidewalk chalk seditionist strikes again. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4549 Heads or tails? 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4550 Let's not start to investigate now, but wait awhile to see how things may evolve. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4551 Longest lasting chalk I have ever seen. Ever. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4552 This has been an evolving case... 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4553 Looks like the evolution of a crime scene 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4554 Well Chief, looks like science struck again. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4555 Looks like this case is evolving at the speed of night. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4556 Well this case seems to be evolving... 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4557 I have a gut feeling the investigation is gonna lead us all the way back to that mollusk. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4558 They've been trying to solve this one since 1859. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4559 All we know so far is that it happened between 100 and 150 million years ago. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4560 I thought Hockney only worked on the West Coast? 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4561 This wasn't a random killing -- it was natural selection! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4562 Paleontology:Life On The Street. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4563 Oh, yeah, they all were shot with an evolver. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4564 Looks like a serial killer. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4565 It’s a crime of the ages. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4566 I’ve got a hunch, but it’ll take some time to evolve 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4567 Until we find more evidence, its just a theory...unfortunately, this murder seems to be intelligently designed. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4568 Talk about a developing crime scene. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4569 Ma'am, you are witnessing the evolution of a crime! 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4570 And that is how I made detective. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4571 I'd venture a guess that their backgrounds are similar. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4572 I have a theory, but I want to be clear it is only a theory. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4573 Apparently he just dropped dead because he couldn't go any further. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4574 He’s obviously a very evolved criminal! 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4575 So a family tree really did grow in Brooklyn. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4576 let's start with the fish. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4577 We think the killer's been working for awhile. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4578 There's something fishy here... 1.2586 0.05800 58 43 15 0
4579 Looks like it took eons for this guy to die. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
4580 Contact the Hague Tribunal, this is a Crime against Humanity. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4581 The suspect wiped out his entire family tree is what you are telling me. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
4582 It is, i am quite confident, Mr., or Mrs. Winrad. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
4583 Sometimes these cases take eons to evolve. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
4584 Not bad, but I don’t think the chief is going to buy this theory. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4585 Our killer's acquired a taste for murder, look how he's evolving. 1.2586 0.06300 58 44 13 1
4586 ... and let's bump up the priority on the DNA lab tests. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4587 And so the Creationist Killer strikes again. 1.2586 0.07605 58 47 7 4
4588 Round up all the intelligent women. 1.2586 0.07993 58 48 5 5
4589 The bigger the brain, the harder the fall. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4590 Note, Watson, the killer has an evolving streak of anger. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4591 This case is evolving quickly. Naturally, the killer must be selecting the next Vic already. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4592 If not for the ark tracks back there I'd say this is an open and shut case. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
4593 I can do without your wacko theories, Officer Schmidt. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
4594 No one gets outta here alive. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
4595 I guess he hated realizing that he was a fish out of water. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
4596 We've found the murder weapon: an 1859 Darwin evolver. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
4597 The Executive Branch departures keep evolving. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4598 Dollars to doughnuts, we are dealing with a Creationist. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4599 Approximate time of death: Four o'clock, Ordovician period. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4600 Hmm, it appears to have been a cookie-cutter multiple homicide... 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4601 I guess we'll chalk this one up as a crime against science. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4602 Well, detective, the case is evolving. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4603 It's been a long time coming. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4604 I agree. For eons, there has just something unlucky about this spot. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4605 Midpoint in evolution; what happens now? ..up or down? 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4606 When I asked you to get his background, I didn't mean for you to go this far back. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4607 You say they were on the rear window of the Suburban? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4608 Looks like Darwin struck again. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4609 At first we had a theory of the crime, but the evidence is evolving. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4610 Well, sir, the investigation is still evolving. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
4611 We need more time before we can close the book on this one. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4612 Dispatch said it was a family, but it appears to be an entire epoch. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
4613 Well, Darwin would be proud. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4614 The killings have certainly evolved 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4615 I'm Detective Darwin. Want to hear my theory? 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
4616 Do you think this is a work of a time-traveler serial killer? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
4617 Anti-social Darwinism. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4618 A unique case, sergeant, one involving a perpetrator with extraordinary patience. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4619 Keep me informed of your progress. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4620 This is a crime for the ages 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4621 The evidence keeps evolving, sir. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4622 This crime continues to evolve. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4623 This investigation is still evolving. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4624 We just have to find the missing link to this crime. 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
4625 It looks like this case is evolving. 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
4626 And now you're gonna tell me the Big Bang theory had something to do with this. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
4627 I suspect it is a very old serial killer. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
4628 I was more comfortable with Evolution as fake news. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4629 It's obvious, this evolved into a murder. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4630 Looks like a case for our Street Art Crimes unit. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4631 We'd better notify the next of kin. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4632 Clearly our killer wanted him to die very very slowly. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4633 Check the fossil record, the killer is in there somewhere 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4634 My thoughts on this case are evolving rapidly Sergeant 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4635 They don’t teach ya’ this in the schoolhouse. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4636 Jesus strikes again. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4637 It looks like we have a serial killer on our hands. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4638 Which one died first? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4639 I’d say the situation is still ‘evolving’, right Chief? 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4640 It goes on for blocks ..... 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4641 At this point I'd say homicide, but keep me apprised of any further developments. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4642 The real crux of the case is - where did it all go wrong? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4643 Crime in this town seems to be evolving. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4644 We think the culprit just walked off. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4645 Welcome to the evolution of Homicide. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4646 This area has a long history of violence 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4647 The suspects methods are clearly evolving. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4648 It's going to take millions of years to solve this crime. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4649 Pity. Cut down in his prime. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4650 Any theories Ms. Darwin? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4651 God only knows how the incident evolved.. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4652 Darwin was right, victim's street name was in fact Adam. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4653 I’m evolving a theory. . . 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4654 Well yes, it escalated quickly. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4655 "When he said he would take out not only him, but his hole family... who thought he'd go back that far? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4656 We can forget my theory of survival of the fittest. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4657 The whole family tree got whacked. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4658 Hmmm...I think the creationists are behind this! 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
4659 Just another day on the hominid squad. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4660 Just a theory, but I bet that troublemaker Darwin has something to do with this. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4661 From the looks of this, my theory is that this is the work of Darwin. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4662 I have a theory about what happened here. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4663 Time to call Inspector Darwin. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4664 The longest serial case ever. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4665 Another perfectly timed evolutionary massacre. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4666 Natural selection sure is a killer. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4667 Well, we know the killer is probably ancient by now.... 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4668 At least it'll be five million years or so until the next one. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4669 Facebook did it! 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
4670 When we find the link, we'll have our answer 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4671 At the very least, I can say the killer's M.O. is evolving. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4672 I miss the old days... 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4673 He'll be tough to catch if his method keeps changing. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4674 Looks like Darwin struck again. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4675 The real question here is, "who dies next?" 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4676 I’m not too sure on the direction we are going. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4677 Yep, another mini van homicide. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4678 I can't tell you anymore, it's an evolving case. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4679 No comments on this case while it's still evolving 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4680 Evolution is a killer 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4681 Do you think he was trying to tell us something? 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4682 This is not looking good for us. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4683 Looks like Banksy got here before us. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4684 Solving the crime of the centuries. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4685 This crime scene seems to be evolving. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4686 Tell the reporter that this is an evolving situation. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4687 Maybe we're working on the wrong Theory. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4688 Let me guess, another Millenial homicide investigator... 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4689 This could be a serial killer 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4690 Elementary my dear Darwin. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4691 The killer's M.O. has evolved. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4692 Let's find out if Mr. Darwin had any known enemies. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4693 I am sure this case will evolve into something 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4694 « Another case of the missing link » 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4695 It appears they are trying to wipe out his entire genetic line. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4696 1) It's the end of the line. 2) Looks like primitive work. 3) The crime is still evolving. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4697 “Tail ‘em”. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4698 Dig up the usual suspects. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4699 Something tells me this is the work of a real neanderthal. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4700 I, Chief Inspector C.R. Darwin, am telling you, this whole sleazy takedown was fishy right from the start! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4701 Usually, crime doesn't evolve this quickly. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4702 The killer wanted us to think this was an act of nature. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4703 Well, we’re definitely not looking for a creationist. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4704 We've been searching for this killer for millions of years. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4705 Turns out that this may be the evolution of the Conga Line. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4706 Yup, the Evolutioner again. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4707 Those Creationists are at it again. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4708 Our theory on the identity of the murderer is evolving 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4709 What a shame. He'd become such an upright citizen. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4710 This crime scene has evolved. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4711 Maybe there’s grandeur in this view of life, but right now I’m not feeling it. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4712 Forget the forensics - I’ll begat to the bottom of this myself. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4713 Looks like those creationists are at it again. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4714 But then how are we here? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4715 The selection of victims seems unnatural. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4716 The prime suspect is a guy who goes by the name of Darwin. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4717 We'll just have to see how this case evolves. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4718 At first glance...I’m thinking reverse evolution... 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4719 This killer REALLY took their time! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4720 Profiles of the victims are evolving. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4721 I wish some guy would draw me hands. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4722 Well, our culprit is definitely evolving. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4723 I see the new Evidence Tech is big on background detail. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4724 And so ends another of the eight million stories. A heartbreaking attempt to escape the primordial ooze of the asphalt jungle. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4725 I expect to know more as the case evolves. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4726 Sad thing is he was a creationist 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4727 Time is not on our side. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4728 Time of death: late Pleistocene, plus or minus 400 million years. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4729 This is a rapidly evolving crime scene. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4730 Explain your theory to me one more time inspector Darwin. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4731 This crime scene has been evolving for ages. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4732 Guess that kills the evolution theory 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4733 Well, officer, I think this crime has evolved. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4734 This one really took his time. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4735 The guy must have been a real degenerate. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4736 We got the tip from Ancestry.com.... 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4737 My gut tells me that C-3PO is next. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4738 Those Darwinists have to be stopped! 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4739 I suspect that an evolution has occurred here. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4740 I fear that the next victim will be a smartphone. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4741 How the fish lived on land, Helen. That's what really puzzles me. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4742 Sorry to speak ill of the dead, but it seems like this was a really weird family 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4743 Chain of evidence Becker. My work is done here. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4744 The killer's M.O. is evolving. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4745 I have a theory, but it’s only just evolving! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4746 It looks like the frog got away. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4747 Another Missing Link case. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4748 Work fast. I think this case will evolve rapidly. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4749 I thought it was Australopithecus...but now I'm not so sure. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4750 It seems our case has evolved. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4751 I just love a parade! 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4752 Well officer, this is clearly a quickly evolving crime scene. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4753 Holmes, this scene is rather creative. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4754 Any good Christian would know that this crime is a fake 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4755 We're all victims here. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4756 What kind of sick, scientific theory would do this? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4757 You're telling me this wasn't pre-meditated? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4758 Now, that's a crime. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4759 Banksy's work has really evolved. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4760 Round up the usual Luddites! 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4761 In my opinion, this crime is evolving. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4762 I should have been called long before this! 1.2500 0.08158 56 47 4 5
4763 What've you got for me detective? The situation is still... evolving, we'll have your results in a few million years. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4764 Looks like Banksy's work is evolving. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4765 Damn Christian Mob is at it again; they've killed off evolution. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4766 HE certainly left a trail of clues. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4767 The evidence in this case is evolving. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4768 This crime scene is ever evolving. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4769 Just tell the press that details are still evolving. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4770 He was so close to becoming a man. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4771 This explains the dead amoebae we found yesterday. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4772 Theoretically, I'd say it's the work of a Creationist. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4773 Last week, it was just monkeys. Our killer is evolving. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
4774 Throw the science book at ‘em, Officer Darwin. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4775 I think I know who the killer is but at this point, it’s just a theory. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4776 The evidence is evolving. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4777 It's evolutionary. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4778 If Officer Darwin was right, then this will take ages to unravel. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4779 I like your theory but we'll need more evidence to back it up. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4780 It's safe to say our profile of the killer is evolving. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4781 We have many evolving theories. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4782 What you have here is the evolution of a murder. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4783 On the bright side, this is gonna make one heckuva podcast. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4784 This case is going to end my career. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4785 I'm afraid this may be a slowly developing case. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4786 Why don’t you start by seeing if there’s any connection between the victims, or if they were brought here by design. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4787 Evolution is dead. Round up the usual suspects. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4788 It's an evolutionary dead end. Case closed. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4789 Since when is Kieth Haring doing our body outlines? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4790 It's evolutionary officer Watson. Evolutionary! 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4791 These creationists are getting bolder and bolder. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4792 Well, detective constable Murphy, we can certainly "chalk" this up as the beginning of the end of Social Darwinism 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4793 OK, hear me out; this is just a theory... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4794 As you can see, officer, the origin of this case is somewhat fishy. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4795 Well, at least he lived good half-life. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
4796 This happened over the course of how many years? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4797 I guess Big Mikey and his gang of degenerates finally got what was coming to them. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4798 The particular choice of victims suggests the predator practices unnatural selection 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4799 Let’s get Inspector Darwin in on this one.” 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4800 Since yesterday the investigation has been evolving 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4801 The outlines of the crime are sketchy and still evolving. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4802 This case is evolving right before our eyes.. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4803 The evolution of man really hasn't come far, has it? 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4804 What an intellectual graffiti tagger. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4805 Considering how much we've evolved, it's amazing we haven't gotten past the chalk-outline-of-dead-body trope. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4806 Round up the Intelligent Design gang...alias Creationists. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4807 Regrettably, it was a long, slow death. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4808 Make sure no one touches anything. This is the scene of a climb. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4809 Looks like we're on the ... HOMO-cide ... dun dun ... 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4810 Motive. Obvious: bland dorm food. This one's a freshman: MIT, Bio-Sci. Trying to prove a lame theory like "Mortisogeny Retrocapitulates Phylogeny." Let's go eBook 'em, Danno. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4811 Well, officer... In light of this new evidence, my theory is evolving. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4812 Let me know how this investigation evolves, lieutenant. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4813 ID's indicate that the Darwin family was visiting from England.k That's all we know at this time. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4814 Looks like it was suicide 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4815 The chief is a creationist.He's not going to be happy with these clues. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4816 Check all creationists for alibies. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4817 Looks like we have another serial killer on our hands. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4818 I think we are looking for a perpetrator who holds strong creationist beliefs 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4819 Took him a while to get here. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4820 Gotta be the Mob... took down the whole family tree... 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4821 I think we might be next 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4822 Oh no, the family of man - gone! 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4823 ...the one in the middle reminds me of the ex... 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4824 See if you can get any DNA on the big one. I don't hold out much hope on the others. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4825 Don’t bother with the creationists - this didn’t happen. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4826 The killer seems to have a pattern. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4827 Serial Extinction. Seen it before but it never gets any less ugly. 1.2500 0.05839 56 42 14 0
4828 The only body we found was the fish. The rest is guess-work. 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4829 Well, lieutenant. This is usually the part where I ask if there have been any 'new' developments. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4830 We're looking for a creationist. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4831 I'd say that the perpetrator had some atavistic traits. 1.2500 0.06371 56 43 12 1
4832 Round up the usual orangutans, Sargeant. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
4833 Any witnesses to the evolution? 1.2500 0.07750 56 46 6 4
4834 So you're saying the next stage ate all the chalk? 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4835 of course the motive is the missing link 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
4836 Quick-change artist I would say. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4837 Now we’ll never hear the end of it from Lt. Darwin. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
4838 Okay, here's my theory." 1.2459 0.07631 61 51 5 5
4839 The first thing we need to do is fire our sketch artist. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4840 This crime is evolving. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4841 I believe The Museum of Natural History is our prime suspect. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4842 We need to find the missing link 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4843 Let's see if we can trace the DNA. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4844 Uh oh. This case is evolving rapidly. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4845 I suspect they were shot by a very intelligent designer. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4846 The Chief upstairs is not going to like this. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4847 God damnit we've already lost so many furries 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4848 Looks like a repeat offender. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4849 I suspect the missing link here is the culprit. Raid President Trump's office. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4850 Seems like Evolution was really a matter of days and not the Eons that scientists were telling us. 1.2456 0.05752 57 43 14 0
4851 It’s by a Darwin descendant. She calls it Origin of Extinction. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4852 Why, yes, I am an Evangelical, why do you ask? 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4853 Anyone talk to the mother 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4854 I guess evolution still has a long way to go. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4855 From that height, you can really see the descent of man. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4856 Just how many generations do you think he killed? 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4857 The "Son of Darwin" killer is on the loose again. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4858 my thinking on this is evolving. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4859 For prints go back to the Paleozoic era. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4860 There appears to be no evidence of fowl play 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4861 Your'e right. Chalk art has evolved. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4862 Could be a crime against humanity...pretty common around here. 1.2456 0.08026 57 48 4 5
4863 I feel like our understanding of the case is evolving. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4864 I don’t know, maybe it’s a Banksy? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4865 Well sergeant, this case just keeps evolving. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4866 Looks like another candidate for the Darwin awards. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4867 The first time-lapsed photography chalk drawings I've ever encountered! 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4868 Looks to me like a hit and run for the ages. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4869 Take it from me, Officer O'Malley, this ain't the work of Darwin or the Devil. It's the Ancient Aliens! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4870 I fear this is just the beginning, detective... 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4871 Chalk this one up to Darwinian theory! 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4872 Looks like a case for Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson . . . and Dr. Crick. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
4873 I take it this case is still evolving? 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4874 He evolved. But not fast enough. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4875 Makes sense. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4876 Look for a jealous bacterium. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
4877 Let's bring Mr. Darwin in for questioning. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4878 It's clear that Evolution is the culprit. 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
4879 Can already see this is going to be an evolving case. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4880 A jury will never convict with this kind of evidence. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4881 Looks like the killer is evolving their tactics. 1.2456 0.06754 57 45 10 2
4882 Crime scene, hell. This calls for an Anthropocene investigation. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4883 They must have disagreed with their theology teacher 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
4884 The victim's name was Darwin. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
4885 I’m concerned that we’re starting to lose the tail on this one. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
4886 As you can see, the victims demonstrate a familiar evolutionary pattern. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4887 We're clearly dealing with an evolving pattern of crime. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
4888 There's no way this happened inside a week - I'd say eons. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4889 The death of the theory of evolution 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4890 I think some of these chalk marks have been here a very long time. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4891 Clearly, the perps methods are evolving. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4892 Whoever committed this crime did so by intelligent design. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
4893 What’s your theory? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
4894 OK, let's start from the beginning. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4895 Well, one thing we know for sure: it's a serial killer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4896 This one's out of my league. Call Detective Darwin. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
4897 Those creationists are getting really violent. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4898 He obviously waited a long tine to do this. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4899 I feel like there's a missing link here... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4900 Thus ends human evolution beneath the wheels of a used Volkswagen. Make a note of it, lieutenant. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4901 This is the evolution of a murder. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4902 This one will be a cold case.....too many missing pieces. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4903 OK, OFFICER, LET'S JUMP RIGHT ON THIS. ROUND UP THE USUAL CREATIONISTS. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4904 I daresay our culprit is quite evolved. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4905 All we need to solve this case is to find the missing link. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4906 His crimes are evolving. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4907 He said "I'll kill you and your ancestors, and, by Jove, he did it!" 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4908 Yeah, that perp Charlie Darwin strikes again, and he survives every time. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4909 Canvas the neighborhood for people opposed to evolution. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4910 Looks like successive homicides, ultimately suicide. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4911 Looks like the work of Intelligent Design... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4912 The crisis appears to be evolving. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4913 Looks like the forensic unit has their work cut out for them on this one... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4914 Nothing specific yet. The case is evolving. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4915 They're moving up town! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4916 let's hope this case doesn't evolve into something else! 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4917 So sad. His life was just evolving. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4918 Looks like a serial job. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4919 Got any theories about this? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4920 Again? How many enemies does this Darwin fellow have? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4921 I guess it had to end like this. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4922 I told you this case would evolve. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4923 Damn, looks like the Darwin killer is at it again. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4924 Our information about the victim is evolving. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4925 So I'm seeing two dead, one male, one female. Possible snake bite or poison apple. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4926 Looks like a dead end. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4927 This story is still evolving... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4928 It's unusual when they get the whole clade. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4929 I think it's clear how this crime evolved. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4930 Looks like the chalk fairy's taken up anthropology. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4931 Let's call Inspector Darwin in on this one. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4932 At what point do you think we went wrong? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4933 Looks like an evolutionary serial killer to me. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4934 At least we know the perpetrator wasn't speeding. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4935 This case is certainly evolving, but there is still a missing link! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4936 Looks like we have a biologically organized killer on our hands. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4937 Looks like the cartoonist serial killer has struck again. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4938 His choice of victim is evolving. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4939 It seems like this case evolved over time.. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4940 This case has become a whole new animal. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4941 Witnesses say it was a Evangelical on a yellow steamroller. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4942 Looks like this perp had an Intelligent Design. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4943 Looks like another case of evil-lution. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4944 It quickly evolved into murder. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4945 There's something I'm missing here, I just can't find the link 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4946 Write it up as a low speed accident.... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4947 I've got an evolving theory on this, Chief. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4948 It won’t happen again for another 50 million years. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4949 I wonder if they were related. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4950 Again, a crime against humanity 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
4951 Whatever else, clearly a crime that was a long time coming. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4952 Evidently, the victim was multi-organismic. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4953 Is God trying to tell us something. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4954 Maybe Darwin could help us out on this case. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4955 Too soon to tell. The details of the crime are still evolving. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4956 It's amazing how little crime has evolved. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4957 Put out an APB, officer. We're looking for the Missing Link. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4958 Has evolved into the crime of all lifetimes! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4959 The family's been a target for eons. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4960 This case is definitely evolving right before our eyes. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4961 The Church did it. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4962 I think this case will evolve nicely. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4963 We should wait for the coroner but I think he died of natural causes. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4964 It's a new trend in street art. The critics are calling it Evolution Art. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4965 We got him for public nudity in the park.l 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4966 Hard to say, officer, but I'm sure the victim was very...evolved. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4967 Clearly a case of the Evolution of Manslaughter. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4968 It's outdated. I'm sure it was drawn without authorization. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4969 Now, which one was named Adam? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4970 The killer took them all out. It was either a Revolutionary Evolutionist or an Evolutionary Revolutionist 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4971 Looks like the work of a sleeper cell. I'll talk to the lab. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4972 Here we see the evolution of "The Stick Figure Family" 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4973 I gotta hand it to him. The killer is an intelligent designer. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4974 This case has really evolved... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4975 This might take a while. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4976 Get the 23andMe Special Unit on this one 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4977 Somethings missing. Oh yeah, the chicken and the egg. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4978 This is a case for Detective Darwin! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4979 Watson, apparently we are now extinct. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4980 Who knew forensic science would become so evolutionary? 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4981 A crime of this nature, I see a Darrow defense. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4982 You gonna try to pin this one on God, too? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4983 Better run the DNA. This may evolve into a family affair. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4984 Call Darwin in for questioning again. His MO is all over this. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
4985 Here's what I think, although it's only a theory... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4986 Makes me wonder what appendage is next to go... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4987 This looks like a case for Detective Darwin! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4988 We better questions the Evangelicals. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4989 They used to say the whole family was backward. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
4990 The investigation is developing. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4991 Looks to me like an evolutionary hit. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4992 My theory about the victim is evolving. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4993 Must have taken between six days to 600 million years. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4994 It's the work of Bill Nye the chalk line guy. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4995 Those are the outlines of the items President Trump's physician showed him for his brain test! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4996 The plot thickens. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4997 According to the ME, trace elements suggest they were heading from the pond. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
4998 He said I was next 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
4999 Un-cuff Creationism... 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5000 What next? 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5001 Round up the usual suspects. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5002 Not quite sure how this scene will evolve. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5003 The four billion year case remains unsolved 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5004 Keep me in the loop as the case evolves 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5005 I’ll tell ya this, Sweeney: it’s a case for the ages. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5006 Ah! the evolution of the crime. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5007 I think the DNA results will clearly show they were all from the same family. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5008 Too soon to say. It's an evolving crime scene. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5009 Yeah, its a old case, and evolving too. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5010 I warned them about the creationists. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5011 I think we know how this crime evolved 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5012 There's something fishy about this crime! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5013 The solution to this one is still evolving. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5014 This case is about as cold as it gets. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5015 Before driverless cars, there was a plan. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5016 My guess: the 'perp' is a radical fundamentalist. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5017 Something tells me this investigation will evolve over time. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5018 I think we have a serial killer going back centuries. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5019 There's only one explanation--your classic serial murder-suicide. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5020 His methods may have stayed the same, but his motives have evolved. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5021 That's the fifth accident on Darwin St this week. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5022 I think these murders are related 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5023 I suspect natural selection. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5024 The suspect is described as a white male approximately 420 million years old. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5025 Well, this certainly helps explain why Banksy never puts his art on churches. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5026 The culprit?", "Not sure, but its just a matter of time! 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5027 Darwin has to be our guy 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5028 Looks like we have a bit of history to investigate. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5029 The killer’s methodology appears to be evolving. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5030 Charles is a suspect. Manson or Darwin? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5031 This case is evolving into a real mystery! 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5032 We need that new profiler; I think his name is Darwin. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5033 Obviously it’s a crime, the question is who is responsibe. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5034 This all looks a little fishy to me! 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5035 Put out an APB for a bad artist with a white spray can.... 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5036 How’s your history Johnson? Looks like Keith Haring was here to me.... 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5037 This case is evolving before our eyes. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5038 Death by evolution. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5039 Let's hope someone finally put an end to that meme. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5040 This murder is evolving into an interesting one. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5041 The mark of a serial killer has really evolved. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5042 I feel like we're still missing the link to the killer. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5043 The body must have been there for some time 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5044 This seems to put our Creationist Theory to rest. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5045 I'm afraid it's another creationist rubout. I want a guard at every fifth grade in the city. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5046 Looks like a serial evolution killer 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
5047 Ever since they got opposable thumbs it’s been out of control out here. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5048 So much for survival of the fittest, Sarge. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5049 I suspect it's the work of a serial killer. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5050 This puts a bullet in my creationist theory of the murderer. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5051 Yes, in retrospect we should have cordoned off the street before asking him to outline the bodies. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5052 Looks like it was a slow death. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5053 I see our serial killer is evolving. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5054 The case continues to evolve, Officer Simpson. 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5055 The picture of the victim is evolving. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5056 A theory, Murdock? By golly, one comes to mind. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5057 I'm a creationist myself. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5058 Looks like a case for Darwin. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5059 Hmm.. looks like the work of a serial killer, a very old serial killer. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
5060 We've been looking at this all wrong... makes more sense reading left to right... 1.2407 0.06440 54 42 11 1
5061 We are looking for someone with the last name Darwin. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5062 My guess is that it was done by a woman trying to undo all the natural laws. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
5063 I don't like the way this is evolving. 1.2407 0.05873 54 41 13 0
5064 It looks like this happened in six days and then the seventh was a day of rest. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
5065 Apparently they were not the fittest. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
5066 This case is evolving faster than I expected. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5067 Damn! Another time-traveling serial killer. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5068 This is our longest running cold case...but my thoughts on it keep evolving. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5069 This must be one of those evolving crimes. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5070 I don't like the way this is evolving. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5071 Put out an APB to round up all dyslectic creationists. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5072 The criminals are evolving. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5073 Alert the chief; I believe we have a Darwinist on our hands. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5074 Our best lead yet on what is causing climate change. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5075 The prime suspect is Christianity. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5076 I suspect the culprit was Darwin. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5077 Just got word from the statehouse. They declared nothing ever happened here. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5078 We don't have nearly all the facts." "Neanderthal the facts." "What?" "What? 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5079 Time of death: two billion years ago. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5080 Can’t tell. The situation is still evolving. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5081 From that to the walk-don’t walk guy. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5082 No question, the crime scene implicates Darwin. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5083 We have no suspects but have a good theory of how the murder evolved. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5084 Losing the tail was the last upgrade-so far. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5085 Looks like a dead end. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5086 Looks like a cold case. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5087 Next time you do the outline. The chief doesn’t appreciate Colombo’ s sense of humour. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5088 Charles would be appalled. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5089 This murder will be solved, but it might take a few million years. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5090 Hmm, seems like we've got a serial evolutionist on our hands. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5091 Put Chief Inspector Darwin on the case 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5092 I’m thinking Darwin award. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5093 "This case will evolve on its own". 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5094 Tell the corner to stop using his archaeology intern at the scene. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5095 I see the facts of this case are evolving. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5096 The suspect said it was a 6,000 year old crime. But now his story is evolving. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5097 "It's a crime 20 million years in the making" . . . 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5098 When we noticed something fishy, our theory began evolving. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5099 Same old story. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5100 Chimps don't have tails. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
5101 Quick! Someone alert the robots! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
5102 Looks like a classic case of 'genus, species, family, law & order'. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5103 A fine example of evolution in Forensics, don’t you think? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5104 This crime is evolving quickly. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5105 I may not have a suspect yet, but I'm developing a Theory. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
5106 On the bright side, no hats. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
5107 Better start notifying next of descendants. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
5108 I have a theory, but it's evolving. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5109 Humankind killed life itself in the City with CO2 emissions! I love Clue. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
5110 As I told you, I believe this is a crime 300,000,000 years in the making. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
5111 'We can rule out Richard Dawkins, but I'd like to get Mike Pence down to the station for a chat right away.' 1.2326 0.09316 43 37 2 4
5112 It's a start. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5113 It appears to be the Pied Piper and his relatives. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5114 Here I have outlined exactly how this crime evolved. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5115 Looks like we have another big cliché on our hands. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
5116 It's going to be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5117 Looks like we’re going to have to go back in time! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5118 Poor guy - must have been a slow death. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5119 It takes a real Neanderthal to do something like this. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5120 I've got nothing - this one will have to go up the food chain 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5121 This is an evolving crime scene and may be we come back later 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5122 We're taking too long to remove the bodies. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
5123 Looks like the Keith Haring copycat killer strikes again 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5124 The suspect seems to have used a semi-automatic evolver. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
5125 This case is evolving rapidly. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
5126 You wonder who's next. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
5127 This case is evolving as we speak 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
5128 The crime is that evolutionists don't have a Michaelangelo to paint the ascent of Man. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5129 The victim laid here a long time. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5130 Clearly, this crime has evolved. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5131 Well. That escalated quickly. Thanks Darwin. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5132 Put out an all-points-bullitin for a car with one of those fish-with-legs emblems 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5133 Another attack on Science 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5134 First step in finding the killer is to interview members of the Creationist Society. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5135 Well, Darwin never said "Survival of the Fishes" 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5136 This serial killer is evolving quickly. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5137 Evolution is only a theory. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5138 This pattern is eerily similar to the Darwin case. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5139 The murderer sure took their time. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5140 I'm going to be angry if this is another Banksy. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5141 I think Darwin did it 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5142 This looks like a crime evolving. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5143 It's quite rare, but sometimes a severe shock can unlock a deep story of what led up to the accident. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5144 The pterodactyl got away. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5145 Wonder what comes after the gingerman? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5146 It seems to me like the work of the Creationists. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5147 I think this murder has evolved. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5148 Our crime scene reconstruction is evolving. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5149 It's very hard to crack a case when the clues keep evolving like this. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5150 Tell the mayor the case is evolving. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5151 We'll need some time for this case to evolve. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5152 This case seems to evolve at every turn. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5153 Some eye witnesses saw this on a back car window? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5154 I think the case is evolving, Captain. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5155 We'll start at the bottom and work our way up. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5156 This guy had it coming. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5157 The only clue is that the driver was going very, very slow. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5158 My theory about the murders have evolved. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5159 Just when you think a case has gone cold... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5160 Talk about a cold case ... 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5161 Let’s start the questioning with Professor. Darwin at the university. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5162 I'd say this is a case of murder by design. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5163 Let's get Detective Darwin on this one. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5164 I reckon Darwin did it 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5165 I feel like this case is evolving right before our very eyes. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5166 Too bad Charles Darwin isn't still around. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5167 No intelligence in this design. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5168 We have a sixth casualty: Creationism 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5169 Finally we're getting to the root causes of crime. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5170 Evil-utionist strikes again... 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5171 Looks to be another homicide by The Intelligent Design Killer. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5172 Let's find the missing link. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5173 You cover Thursday and Friday, I'll cover Wednesday and back to the Paleozoic. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5174 We'd better get Inspector Darwin in on this one. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5175 The origin of life is still a mystery. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5176 Looks to me like the death of civilization as we know it. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5177 -Just when you think you’ll find the missing link, someone kills it…. -Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5178 Talk to your C.I.'s. We must find the missing link! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5179 I guess this means we're next. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5180 I just don’t subscribe to that theory. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5181 I’m beginning to see how this case has evolved! 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5182 He's moving up the food chain. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5183 This last guy was once a famous MEN’S ROOM door supermodel. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5184 How Puzzling… I thought Darwin was dead. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5185 Looks like the body has been here long time. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5186 I don’t think we’re going to solve this anytime soon. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5187 Get Darwin. He'll figure this out. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5188 I don't know exactly who it is, but I have to say they are Creative. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5189 No witnesses of course, but fortunately we still have radiometric dating, DNA analysis, and mathematical modeling." 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5190 I knew they should have never eaten the forbidden fruit 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5191 So you are saying we have to go back to the beginning? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5192 He won't be easy to catch. He's moving pretty fast. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5193 Darwin slipped up, even the strongest didn’t survive. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5194 Can't say I've ever seen a crime scene devolve like this before. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5195 I’ve been on this case since it was a single cell. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5196 There has to be chalk on the fingers. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5197 Well, there'll be no more evolution here. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5198 There oughta be a law. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5199 Looks like more casualties of the war on science. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5200 Sergeant, we have to find the missing link to solve this one. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5201 I think we’ve found our missing link 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5202 It appears the fittest was the last to go. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5203 Such a shame, she was a real stand-up lady. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5204 The evidence is clear that this was a random act. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5205 The criminal's methods keep evolving. First the Cambrian Explosion, now this. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5206 The evidence was all there, not sure why we didn't see it. It was just a matter of time. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5207 Looks like my nemesis Darwin is up to his old tricks. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5208 Looks like Darwin was right. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5209 We'll have to revise the Scopes of our investigation, lieutenant. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5210 Looks like we are dealing with an evolving threat... 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5211 We'll start at the top and work our way down, this situations is evolving. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5212 Do we bring in Homicide or PETA? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5213 let's round up all the creationists and dust for fingerprints 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5214 Well, I do have a Theory... 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5215 Why did you reopen the books on this cold case murder? 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5216 It's part of the evolution of the"Stand your Ground" defense. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5217 Are you thinking this is a family matter? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5218 Looks like evolution is dead. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5219 It's a shame. We came all this way. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5220 I think I have a theory that might explain all this, Diane. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5221 Looks like the beginning of the end. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5222 It's possible they died of natural selection causes. 1.2308 0.08516 52 45 2 5
5223 Who would have thought the Theory of Evolution would die like this! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5224 Call the Anthropologist so we can get the time of death. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5225 This is one for the history books 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5226 Don’t bother trying to contact next of kin. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5227 This is going to make all sides unhappy. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5228 I'm beginning to see a pattern here. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5229 that second one right there bears a striking resemblance to the police chief, don't you think? 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5230 This murder obviously took a long time to evolve. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5231 This one looks like one hell of a game changer. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5232 April 9 contest: “One small step for a rat. . . one giant leap for Rodentkind!” 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5233 You don't need ballistics, Johnson, and you don't need a 'theory.' The money trail leads straight to that damn fish. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5234 Looks like a case of extinction to me. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5235 Round up the usual natural historians. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5236 Now it's only a theory, but I think I know what happened. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5237 Judging by lividity and rigor, I'd say, time of death is between nine and eleven last night, give or take a few million years. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5238 I'd say the crime scene is still evolving. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5239 These are the oldest unsolved cases in the world! 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5240 Get the names of the witnesses to this chain of events. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5241 We'd better call Charlie in on the case. The perp's crimes are evolving faster than we thought. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5242 We just got the call this morning, looks like they've been dead for a few thousand years. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5243 Looks a lot more like the descent of man if you ask me, Lieutenant. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5244 Obviously, this premeditated murder has been planned for a long time 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5245 How should I know? I'm a detective, not an anthropologist. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5246 Too bad. He had some developmental issues early on but was just starting to straighten up. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5247 Whoëver he is, his m.o.'s evolving. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5248 Wish me luck...this one's for Icarus. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5249 Our perp is patient - he takes his time. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5250 See if this Darwin guy has an alibi. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5251 The Pope isn’t going to like this. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5252 Another year of the Darwin awards 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5253 OK. I get it. It's the case of the chicken or the egg. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5254 Seems obvious to me... 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5255 It appears our killer is evolving. 1.2308 0.08061 52 44 4 4
5256 Call the Museum of Natural History and tell them that we found the stolen specimens. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5257 I’ll tell you this, there’s not going to be any creationist suspects 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5258 We don't know much yet but it's an evolving murder investigation. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5259 Clearly, the work of the Precambrian Killer. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5260 I guess the species didn't survive. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5261 It's obvious how things evolved. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5262 As you can see, this case has taken eons to evolve. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5263 I believe this case is evolving. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5264 It looks like this incident evolved rather quickly. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5265 Elementary,my dear Watson. I think this crime evolved gradually. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5266 looks like a hit and run by someone driving a steamroller 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5267 Yes, you could call it a theory... 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5268 This crime scene has evolved since we we got the call. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5269 There's definitely an evolving motive 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5270 I have a theory, but it’s still evolving. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5271 Our thinking in this case is beginning to evolve. 1.2308 0.05900 52 40 12 0
5272 Well, we'll just start at the beginning and see what evolves. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5273 I've heard of alternate facts, just never seen evolving facts. 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5274 Call Chuck Darwin’s great grandson. U 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5275 This case is evolving slowly. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5276 Looks like a mafia phylum hit to me 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5277 Jack the Creationist strikes again. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5278 Find that Missing Link guy and bring him in for questioning. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5279 The Evolution of Murder 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5280 The killer's methods are certainly evolving. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5281 Poor man. Cut down in the prime of his evolution. 1.2308 0.07578 52 43 6 3
5282 There seems to be a pattern to this killer. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
5283 Driver's license reads, "Darwin, Charles Robert." 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
5284 Someone tell Robert Langdon that it was Richard Dawkins this time. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5285 All that evolving took centuries, then it's over in a minute. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
5286 There must be a missing link here somewhere. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5287 The answer is not Elementary this time, but Evolutionary, Watson. No #@!! Sherlock 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5288 He went to sleep with the fishes. Plus he originated from them. 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
5289 I have my suspicions, but they're still evolving. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5290 We ran the prints and got a match with a Darwin. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
5291 It looks like the work of a psychotic evolutionist with too much time on his/her hands. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5292 I suspect our killer is a creationist. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5293 I wonder what’s next... 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
5294 You can see how our crime scene techniques have been evolving. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5295 This is easy, but first tell the rookie standing behind us to get his hands out of his pockets. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5296 We never should have let that creationist out on bail 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5297 And I thought we've come a long way already! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5298 Looks like we got a multiple eon homicide on our hands. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5299 Seems our killer is evolving 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5300 Banksy strikes again. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5301 Phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny- and to paraphrase Disney, it all started with a fish. The statute of limitations is thus exceeded- advise the DA there is no crime to prosecute. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5302 The family reunion became violent 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5303 This case has really evolved... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5304 The creationists have finally done it. It is the death of Darwinism. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5305 This sure looks like the the Devonian Killer has struck again. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5306 The prime suspect is Intelligent Design. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5307 How's the murder inquiry coming?" "Its evolving. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5308 The killer seems to be evolving at an alarming rate. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5309 Tell the press it is an evolving case. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5310 I always say, stop while you're ahead. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5311 To think it all happened in less than 5,000 years, and on a flat earth too! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5312 Can you get forensics to find the missing link? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5313 Let's see how this investigation evolves. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5314 Huh, even evolution is getting extinct. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5315 Is there an ark around here? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5316 Based on our criminal psychologist's report of pattern behavior we believe his next victim will be a Roomba. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5317 This is horrible...but if he keeps killing, we'll know where we're headed as a species. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5318 I don't believe murder counts as natural selection. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5319 These creatures comes from all walks of life. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5320 This is gonna take a while. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
5321 At first we didn't know what to make of it, but then things evolved quickly. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
5322 Yep, we're up against a cold-blooded professional. Looks like the killer wiped out the whole family then left without a trace! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5323 This is a crime of a fishy nature. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5324 Looks like that dastardly Darwin has struck again! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5325 There’s a theory to this scene that’s still evolving. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5326 We have some suspects, but the facts on the ground are still evolving. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
5327 Wow, somebody REALLY wanted this whole species dead. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
5328 Who knew it would come to this? 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
5329 We ran the prints and got a match with a Darwin. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5330 He might have just gone extinct, but we won't know until we get the forensics. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
5331 I don't know why he swallowed the fly. 1.2250 0.07585 40 32 7 1
5332 We know so little about Banksy, but he is an evolutionist. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5333 His wife said he was a beast. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5334 At first sight, the crime has evolved quite rapidly. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5335 His victim profile is clearly evolving. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
5336 Looks like the Darwin Awarder struck again. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
5337 Our theories on this case are sure to evolve. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
5338 One thing's for sure; the perp's not a creationist. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5339 Wow. This crime scene is really evolving. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5340 Evolution, eh? If this gets out, the Republicans will go nuts. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
5341 All that, for this. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5342 I say we turn it over to the cold case unit. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5343 Clearly, we are dealing with the fittest of this species. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5344 What's Darwin's alibi this time? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5345 We're still gathering evidence. It's an evolving crime scene. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5346 Definitely Darwin’s M.O. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5347 Who would murder the "missing link"? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
5348 Looks like the answers to this case will evolve 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5349 Please keep me updated as this case evolves. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5350 So ontogeny does recapitulate phylogeny! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
5351 I’m thinking this wasn’t a spur of the moment job. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
5352 This ruins our theory of the survival-of-the-flattest. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
5353 Every Era has its Darwinian tragedies, but you don’t usually see them clustered like this. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5354 Round up the usual anthropologists. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5355 Escalation in crime? I'm not too sure. But I think I see an evolution in crime. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5356 Myself, I'm a law man -- this is just a theory. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5357 We are obviously looking for someone very fit. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5358 Well, this is obviously the work of intelligent design. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5359 Round up the usual Fundamentalist suspects. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5360 Yeah, I gotta hunch. It's evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5361 Is it "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" or is it the other way round? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5362 You want these murders solved? Then get me the extension for the Galapagos Islands! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5363 We need to declare Chuck Darwin a Person-of-Interest in this case. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5364 They use to call this Evolutionary Road. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5365 Talk about evolutionary dead ends! The March of Progress turned out to be a death march. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5366 This is Darwinism at it's best. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5367 There is certainly an intelligent design to this murderer's M.O. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5368 Well, I wouldn’t say the crime was intelligently designed. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5369 Was it evolution or an execution? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5370 Round up the usual suspects... and Charles Darwin. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5371 We need to look for a new creature who is nine feet tall, highly intelligent, and very mean. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5372 He died a really, really slow death. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5373 His killings are really evolving 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5374 This missing link case has been haunting me my entire career. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5375 The evidence points to a serial evolutionist. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5376 Darwin is my prime suspect! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5377 We're still looking for the missing link. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5378 Something's fishy about this evolving crime. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5379 I don’t see a pattern here. Do you Seargent Darwin? 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5380 I suspect Banksy. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5381 Just a theory but it looks like the work of a Creationist. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5382 This is either a remarkable coincidence or an ingenious case of evolutionary targeting by hit and run. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5383 Who says “evolution’s dead.” We got a lady cop here. A lady. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5384 Survival of the fittest? Doesn't really look like it.. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5385 A Darwinian struggle took place here. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5386 I didn't think that inspectors had chalk back then! 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5387 Tell the Mayor the case is still evolving. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5388 Our understanding of the crime scene is definitely evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5389 It’s a pre-history mystery. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5390 So ... it's a case of hit-and-run 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5391 Clearly, the case is evolving. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5392 Did the one in the front walk? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5393 Third one this week. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5394 I think it was suicide. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5395 Ecce homo. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5396 I'm officially upgrading the case to manslaughter. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5397 Looks like it evolved from piscicide to homicide. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5398 The killer thought he was catching a fish. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5399 The outline guy is off his OCD meds again. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5400 I’d definitely say his M.O. is evolving. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5401 The details are still evolving. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5402 Thats new. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5403 Well... there goes our Darwinian evidence. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5404 Hardly a crime of biblical proportion 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5405 These things tend to evolve. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5406 Geez, these crimes keep evolving. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5407 He must have been reading his” 23 and me” test results when he was hit! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5408 Put out an APB for Global Warming 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5409 Something's missing-- a link in the chain, I think." 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5410 Struck down in the prime of evolution. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5411 I surmise the victim was not discovered within hours of the assault. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5412 I see the Bible Belt Gang struck again. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5413 The perp's car struck the victims while they were crossing the species. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5414 We'll start with the local science teachers. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5415 There's something fishy about this crime scene, Miller. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5416 It's clear. This case is evolving. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5417 Get inspector Darwin here immediately. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5418 Brutal act of violence, down right overkill! And, what's worse, it took a long long time for our murder victim to die. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5419 Talk about a crime against humanity! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5420 I know how the fish died, but I can not explain the rest. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5421 Any theories Detective Darwin? 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5422 I have a theory that’s evolving about this. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5423 "Has anyone checked for prokaryote remains? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5424 Check missing persons for the identity of the victims and any missing links. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5425 It got off to a fishy start, and it was uphill from there. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5426 We'll solve this case. The clues are evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5427 We’re not sure yet what happened—the crime scene is still evolving. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5428 Obviously, it was death by evolution. 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
5429 You can't kill time without injuring eternity. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5430 Looks like a case of mistaken identity...but I wouldn't draw any conclusions yet. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5431 I'm thinking it wasn't personal---just an emphatic statement about humanity. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5432 Bring in Lamarck, Darwin . . . the usual suspects. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5433 Ironically, the crime appears to be intelligently designated. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5434 Darwin, what's your theory? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5435 Yep, as I suspected. Looks like a superiority complex. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5436 Another day another drawing. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5437 The victim's name was Darwin; why do you ask? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5438 That's what I think happened ..... but it's only a theory. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5439 It's a real shame how crime has evolved in America. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5440 Issue an APB for an advanced life form. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5441 "Apparently they all had the same tattoo". 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5442 If only he were more evolved... 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5443 Now that the evidence has fully evolved, we can clearly narrow it down to one species. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5444 Looks like our suspect is a creationist. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5445 Well, Darwin, we'll just have to see how this investigation evolves. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5446 Better get Detective Darwin on the phone and tell him we’ve go another one for him 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5447 It seems like this was a family outing. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5448 IT'S OUR NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST. JUST STEP ON THE ONE YOU THINK CLOSELY MATCHES YOUR DEGREE OF EVOLUTION. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5449 Well, Jenkins, I think it's pretty clear that what we have here is an ascent of manslaughter. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5450 We knew he was going to kill science 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5451 So this is where evolution died 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5452 ...Hmm... Our serial evo-psycho-denialist killer or Banksy? 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
5453 As you can see, the crime scene has been evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5454 Looks like a copy-cat crime gone wrong. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5455 The real crime here is that we lost our humanity along with our fins 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5456 This case is evolving into something we can solve in a few hundred thousand years. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5457 Interesting, evolutionary forensics? 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
5458 The M.O. here is clearly not intelligent design. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5459 I suspect the killer is a fundamentalist. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5460 Egad! It appears that the Fundamentalists are correct! Evolution is dead! 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5461 The theory of the case is evolving, Officer Judith. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5462 It was a death that took millions of years 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5463 My guess is we're looking for a jealous amoeba. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5464 Typical of us cops; we really got here too late this time! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5465 Something seems odd about the tail length. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5466 Clearly, this was an attack on evolution. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5467 Seems like an awful lot of disguises for one fish. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5468 So ... You’re a pet detective? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5469 The minivan just vanished. This is all that was left. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5470 Missing link is still at large 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5471 This looks like a fast evolving crime 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5472 Detectives Darwin and Wallace think they see a pattern. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5473 Are you sure it's Donald trump? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5474 Looks like another Cookie Cutter Caper, Sargaent... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5475 Epistolic Cloture strikes again. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5476 I hate when a case evolves like this 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5477 It’s an ever evolving case 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5478 We better call detective Darwin! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5479 I think we can rule out creationism. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5480 Have you notified the next of kin? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5481 I guess that means Evolution is now officially over. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5482 They were an odd lot ... but devoted to their evolutionary principles 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5483 It’s the death of evolution 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5484 Establishing ‘Time of Death’ should make this case a piece of cake. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5485 They called themselves “The Aristocrats” 1.2200 0.08226 50 43 3 4
5486 It's clear the victim wasn't a believer in Creationism. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5487 Looks like things got hairy. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5488 Looks like he's still evolving... 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5489 Well, he might not have had much of a future anyway. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5490 M.E. suspects premature evolution. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5491 Well, we can rule out Father Tom and any member of the Kansas School Board. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5492 Damn you Darwin! There’s nothing natural about this selection! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5493 Do you think he was walking towards us or away from us? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5494 Looks like draining the swamp was a bad idea. We were OK with bad fish, but now we got bad hombres. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5495 Well Sarge, this crime's been a long time coming. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5496 They always say they'll kill your whole family, but... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5497 Creation strikes again. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5498 Looks like another case for Darwin. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5499 There's just one last missing link detective . 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5500 This looks like another case of natural selection. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5501 The next to last one definitely resembles Trump. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5502 There goes the tail end of our theory. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5503 "So the mob wasn't kidding about his family". 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5504 The captain doesn't believe it's murder. Says the evidence is shaky. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5505 I have a theory about this that's going to chap the ex nihilo guys. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5506 I've got a theory...but it's still evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5507 Someone has murdered the March of Progress illustration. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5508 Clearly a crime FOR humanity. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5509 Put out an APB for Richard Dawkins. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5510 We attempted to follow them, but it looks like they lost their tails. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5511 His art is evolving. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5512 Try to lift prints. We'll see if it's the Darwin kid again. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5513 Looks as if they had already met their makers 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5514 The evidence in this case continues to evolve. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5515 And thus ends the longest feud in history. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5516 Darwin did it. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5517 My thinking on possible suspects has evolved 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5518 It’s upright - must’ve happened before cell phones 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5519 Another nominee for the Darwin Award. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5520 Get an arrest warrant for the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5521 The prime suspect is a C Darwin 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5522 I believe the evidence was placed here in an attempt to test our faith. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5523 Lay down, your next. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5524 Maybe I'm grasping at straws here, but I say we bring in that Darwin fellow for questioning. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5525 Call Darwin. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5526 We need DNA to prove they’re related 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5527 Let's wait for one more iteration to do a profile. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5528 The fish to man cases take a long time to figure out. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5529 How long; did you say, it took us to discover this ? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5530 Well, kid, this isn't the kind of case they teach you about in high school. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5531 The Cookie-Cutter Murderer's M.O. is evolving. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5532 This case is evolving faster than our forensic manual indicates. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5533 The perp’s MO is still evolving. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5534 We're looking for an evolver with a revolver. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5535 I've heard of crime scenes, but this evolution has me baffled. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5536 It’s too soon to say. This crime scene is evolving. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5537 The perp is trying to kill intelligent design. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5538 Stay put; the next one would want to be President 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5539 Bury it. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5540 I expect to find an asteroid is involved. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5541 Sally, your drawing skills get better and better with each attempt. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5542 Just one more thing - this looks like a generation serial murderer if I must say so. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5543 I think we have to assume evolution was catching up to him, probably with evil intent... 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5544 Death of an evolutionist. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5545 It looks like this case is evolving quicker than we thought. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5546 I want Gregor and Charles on this one. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5547 I don't think the victims were related. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5548 They almost made it. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5549 No recognizable MO, no evidence, probably just some genetic drifter moving through town. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5550 Not even Sherlock Holmes could have figured this out. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5551 Think this one'll win the Darwin's Award this year? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5552 Looks like the victim lost track of time before he was killed. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5553 The victim has been identified as a Mr, Charles Darwin. Age and address unknown. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5554 Evolution's a bitch, ain't it? 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5555 I think this has evolved into a “major crime” and just our luck that show is no longer on TNT. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5556 Evolution is so overrated! 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5557 Our investigation has reached a state of punctuated equilibrium. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5558 The Evolution of a Crime 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5559 So do you still think there isn't a time-travelling hit man? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5560 I think we can rule out Glenn Beck as a suspect. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5561 Better than last April 1st when the crime scene guys wrapped my entire car with yellow tape. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5562 This must be the work of the serial killer known as "Big Bang" 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5563 He yelled "Damn Darwin anyway!" and then just ran them down 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5564 Whoever did this, is a terrible artist. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5565 Yup. Another one ended too soon. And was showing so much promise. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5566 Well, it looks like the Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny Killer has struck again. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5567 There,s more to this picture 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5568 This looks like survival of the fittest. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5569 The ME and the anthropologist have both been here? 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5570 Your crime scene artist's work has evolved! 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5571 If they would just build that fucking wall. 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
5572 At least the Vice President was in an undisclosed location. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5573 Another example of devolution. 1.2200 0.05918 50 39 11 0
5574 They say Trump killed an entire species. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5575 "We just kept diggin' and diggin, and discovered the whole family plot.". 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5576 It's the best example of Intelligent Design I've ever seen. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5577 This is a clear case of serial killing. 1.2200 0.07166 50 41 7 2
5578 Naturally, Inspector Darwin was selected for this tricky case. 1.2200 0.06571 50 40 9 1
5579 It happened over 3.8 billion years — someone must have seen something! 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
5580 Search every sixth grade science class... 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5581 The killer's been one phase ahead of us at every turn. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5582 I told you there was no God. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5583 I like how this crime is evolving. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5584 It’s a rapidly evolving case. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5585 It took ‘em 400 millions years, but I believe they got their man. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5586 My gut tells me we’re missing something. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
5587 Investigation's ongoing, but a motive is evolving... 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5588 Round up the usual "Intelligent Design" suspects. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
5589 As I suspected. The suspect is evolving. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
5590 Let's start our investigation with a fishing expedition. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
5591 That's why he's called the evolutionary killer. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5592 Te evolution of this crime is baffling... 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5593 They call it "the wheel." 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5594 This went down over time. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5595 Should we be looking left to right or right to left? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5596 Essentially it’s a fish tale 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5597 Sure. But what's the motif? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5598 Better call Ancestry.com on this one. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5599 This cold case seems to have been really dragging on... 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5600 This case certainly is evolving. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5601 Looks like the Department of Ed. finally killed off evolution. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5602 I always knew that this was going to evolve into something bigger. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5603 Officer Perkins' usual beat is the Museum of Natural History. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5604 They'll never believe in this. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5605 Call the Bureau of Missing Links. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5606 I'm no scientist, but I think that the evidence shows that they were all related. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5607 ... with the five families out of the picture, it'll be class warfare on the whole damned kingdom. The Sapindales have all the juice now. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5608 After reviewing the evidence, I find that my theory of this case has evolved. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5609 Is this why they call it Forensic Science instead of Forensic Creationism? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5610 It appears to have evovled into a tontine. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5611 I know we don’t have the evidence, but I believe there’s an intelligent design behind this. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5612 Thousands of years of evolution and they end up here? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5613 Hold the phone! I...I gotta theory 'bout this. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5614 It appears the killer has no regard for the modern family 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
5615 As time goes on, this case gets a lot more complicated. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5616 It's evolutionary my dear Sargent. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5617 All we need to do is find the missing link to solve this one. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5618 Looks like an evolving case. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5619 I see what you mean when you said this crime scene investigation has really evolved. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5620 The details of this crime are quickly evolving. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5621 We haven't got a suspect yet, but our case is evolving. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5622 He's escalating. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5623 It’s the evidence creationists have been praying for, officer. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5624 The serial killer’s targets are clearly evolving. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5625 This crime was epochs in the making! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5626 It’s going to be a long night—looks like our list of suspects is evolving. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5627 I dunno. I'm a creationist. 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
5628 Whoever it was made it look like natural selection. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5629 This has the the fingerprints of that Darwin character all over it. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5630 To quote Darwin, "Evolution isn't for sissies." 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5631 This case has evolved into something unexpected 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5632 Looks like the work of the Piltdown Gang! 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5633 This is evolving into some kind of crime wave. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5634 Cro-magnon PI has been following leads on this case for ages. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5635 Catholic schools strike again 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5636 This case has been unsolved since it was first investigated by former Detective C. Darwin. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
5637 The crime scene evidence appears to be evolving. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5638 This looks like a case for Inspector Darwin 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
5639 That devolved quickly. 1.2143 0.07942 56 49 2 5
5640 Yes, it has all the marks of a serial killing. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5641 All we know is that they were playing, " follow the leader." 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5642 It appears that the killer is evolving. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
5643 Canvass the neighborhood for all known creationists. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5644 My theory is Darwin. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5645 I wonder how this case will evolve. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
5646 What's your theory, Sgt. Darwin? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
5647 Finally, evidence of evolution. 1.2128 0.06034 47 37 10 0
5648 Expedited evolution...losing one's tail in one day 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
5649 I would say he's been at this for quite a while now. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5650 The killer’s M.O. seems to be evolving. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5651 open this site 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
5652 Put an APB out for Global Warming. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5653 Looks like a victim of natural selection. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5654 We do have a suspect as yet. We do have a person of interest. His name is Scott Pruitt 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5655 I’m evolving a motive but missing an important link... 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5656 Sometimes the universe works against you. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
5657 Wow. Nice chalk art Babs." Thanks. I feel my work is really evolving. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5658 I guess life doesn't find a way 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5659 We can’t just assume Darwin did it. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
5660 It's merely circumstantial evidence. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
5661 I think we can chalk this one up to evolution. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5662 I have a feeling this is a cold case. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
5663 Sidewalk Cafe at Darwin’s Cafe 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5664 Which way was he going? 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5665 This much is clear, the perpetrator is a creationist. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5666 Are these your children Sir? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5667 The suspect is generations ahead of us. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5668 Obviously, someone wanted to do away with his whole family. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5669 I think we need to focus on the transition to two legs. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5670 They're too old for this shit. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5671 The crime seen continues to evolve 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5672 It was either a crime of intelligent design or a cruel work of nature. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5673 I think these murders could be related . . . just a theory. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5674 A determined Darwin denier 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5675 We have a theory evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5676 Looks like our suspect is evolving 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5677 Wasn't there a book called anthropology of a murder? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5678 Well, if that's not evidence of evolution I don't know what is. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5679 We aren't going to stop until we catch the blighter that caused this extinction. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5680 We’re holding Religion as the prime suspect. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5681 The positioning of the bodies clearly rules out the possibility that the murderer was a Young Earth creationist. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5682 Look's like the killer's choice in victims is evolving. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5683 I think I see a pattern. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5684 They met a tragic end, but at least they were intelligently designed. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5685 This Darwin fella's defacing everything in town, and we're gonna arrest him 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5686 Round up the usual suspects, and Chuck Darwin. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5687 Chalk one up for humanity 1.2083 0.08400 48 42 2 4
5688 Our first challenge will be to determine when these outlines were created. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5689 Get me anything we've got on a guy named Darwin. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5690 Natural selection seems to be an odd way to hire the new sketch guy... 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5691 I'd take one big step to the right if I were you, Jennings. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5692 Here we are, contemplating again that one, trancsedental and timeless question:: who done it? 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5693 Looks like Natural Selection has struck again! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5694 The supreme Court just ruled that evolution is dead. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5695 police work has certainly evolved since my day 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5696 The evidence shows graffiti art has really evolved. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5697 Is mutation truly a victimless crime? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5698 It's going to be tricky to place the exact epoch of death. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5699 The creationists are going to hate this. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5700 Something's fishy here. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5701 Now I'm thinking our suspect is an archaeologist. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5702 Don't know how this looks to you, but I think we've got all the time in the world on this one. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5703 You say there was no missing-link? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5704 Detective Darwin will definitely want in on this case. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5705 Getting a warning out on local media to all the women in the area. I think they’re next. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5706 The question is, why did the killer stop there? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5707 I can’t believe this. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5708 Another walk with the family pets on the wrong side of evolution ends in tragedy. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5709 This looks like Pence's work..he never did like evolution. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5710 Another interesting case, Amelia, let’s see what evolves. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5711 Check on Darwin’s whereabouts ASAP. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5712 It's just as I feared - the killer's M.O. is evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5713 On the bright side, they stood up to their assailant. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5714 What started as a simple case of pet neglect quickly evolved into homicide. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5715 Better call in the scientists on this one. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5716 It's obviously an evolving crime scene. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5717 The Zodiac killer is back. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5718 Tell the reporters that the situation is evolving rapidly. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5719 Well this evolved quickly. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5720 Reported missing a week ago. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5721 Chalk this one up to Darwin 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5722 It appears to be a very slow death. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5723 The who, what, when and where we know, it's the "why" we need to figure out. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5724 It may seem natural to you, but it's a pretty weird selection if you ask me. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5725 Yet another victim of the serial Creationist. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5726 Banksy's work has evolved. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5727 He's evolving alright, next will be an artificial intelligence computer. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5728 We'll have to see what evolves. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5729 What's your theory, Sgt. Darwin? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5730 This case is devolving out of control. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5731 Well, I guess we can rule out any Evangelicals. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5732 The victim appears to have been guilty of heresy. I know who did it. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5733 And just when things were starting to evolve... 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5734 It's a case of arrested development. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5735 The wounds on the one closest to us were apparently self-inflicted. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5736 Looks like Mr. Darwin's handiwork. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5737 It reminds me of the Scopes case. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5738 Hmm,there seems to be some kind of link that is missing here. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5739 Let's just call it the Darwin's Day Massacre. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5740 It must have been creationists trying to destroy evidence 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5741 This case is evolving faster than I can keep up with. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5742 Round up the usual global warming suspects. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5743 Interesting theory, but we'd better call in the Creationists. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5744 Looks like Darwin has struck again. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5745 This was a long and painful death. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5746 We’re gonna have to take this one step by step.” 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5747 My money is on the Catholic church. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5748 Though the method has evolved, I’m afraid the killer’s selection here was quite natural. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5749 What do you say, Inspector? Should I chalk this one up to enforced perspective? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5750 When this all comes together, we may find our prime suspect is a Creationist. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5751 Solving this is going to be an evolving challenge. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5752 Looks like the work of Darwin. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5753 The perp did not want this progression to continue. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5754 Looks like the killer used a .44 Magnum Evolver. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5755 Better not let the creationists see this. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5756 I feel like this case is finally starting to evolve. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5757 Round up all the Evolutionary Biologists within a ten mile radius. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5758 Hey it looks like they missed a sunny day. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5759 This cold case backlog is just abysmal. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5760 It suggests tailgating evolution, but it will be vigorously contested 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5761 we better get the android in protective custody... 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5762 My theory of the crime continues to evolve. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5763 I remember a simpler time when the mob just wiped out you and your family. Nowadays, these guys take out your evolutionary ancestors. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5764 And this is how the case evolved. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5765 He should have stayed in the water. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5766 There’s something a little fishy about this one. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5767 So, how did this case evolve? 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5768 And yes, get that Darwin guy in for questioning. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5769 So, it look like we’re at the end of the line. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5770 Darwin did it again. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5771 Well, this case is evolving at quite a pace. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5772 What do you think Sarge? This is bad; he's killing life as we know it. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5773 Forensics has really evolved since I was on the beat. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5774 It's a little derivative for Banksy, no? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5775 This might have stumped us once, but fortunately we've evolved. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5776 Seems this is the downfall of evolution. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5777 This bring your kids to do your work day is getting out of hand! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5778 I'd look for an irate creationist. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5779 This crossing has always been hazardous. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5780 You secure the crime scene and gather evidence while I go back to the office and call Clarence Darrow. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5781 Inspector, I know your theory of the crime is still evolving. But why did they kill the cat? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5782 Let's get some bloodhounds on the ascent. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5783 I take the lab is evolving on this one... 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5784 This may be one of those investigations that evolves by natural selection. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5785 Put out an APB for a Creationist. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5786 The crime evolved over time. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5787 Looks like this crime evolved over time 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5788 The murderer appears to be evolving; Worse yet, I'm out of chalk! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5789 Shame that lightning struck at the moment they discovered the missing link. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5790 The chain of evidence suggests Scott Pruitt's fingers all over this. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5791 The weapon: a 38 evolver. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5792 it looks like he died a slow death. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5793 This might evolve into something major 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5794 Have we really come a long way? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5795 Give me a minute; my theory is slowly evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5796 It appears to be an act of evolution. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5797 This strikes me as the work of a fanatic creationist. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5798 This case is evolving too slowly. I think we're missing a link somewhere. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5799 It is apparent that things unfolded in concrete, yet distinct time periods. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5800 Find the missing link, it's evolutionary Watson! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5801 F*&k Banksy. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5802 This is beyond epoch. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5803 Let's leave this one up to God 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5804 Another Missing Link case, Helen. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5805 My theory of the crime is evolving. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5806 The "Discovery Institute" would like to take credit for the slayings but would also like to categorically deny them as well. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5807 This was murder on an evolutionary scale. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5808 Round up the usual suspects. They call themselves "The Creationists". 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5809 We are witnessing the criminal mind in evolution! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5810 Looks like evolution struck again 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5811 Very interesting. Somehow, the missing link is the only one to survive. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5812 This case is definitely evolving. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5813 It seems the murder plot is evolving.... 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5814 The game's afoot. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5815 I think the evidence is still evolving. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5816 The killer's choices seem to be evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5817 Yes, evolution certainly is fishy... 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5818 It's obvious, we have an evolved killer here. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5819 Our theories are evolving. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5820 What I see is a lot of time and a lot of chalk. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5821 I sometimes think hey got it backward. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5822 We just have to follow the monkey. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5823 We should have seen it coming. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5824 The killer’s M.O. seems to be evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5825 Have your officers start canvassing the fundamentalist churches in the area. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5826 I'm trying to figure out if these deaths were sudden events, or did they die slowly? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5827 Alas, poor Darwin, I knew him well. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5828 Some of them never grow spines and they run for Congress. It's amazing. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5829 Too bad they took down such an upright citizen. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5830 An entire evolution chart but no biological evidence? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5831 All that history, and to think the move to Chicago ended it all. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5832 I presume that any theories about motive are still evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5833 He's clearly evolving in his choice of victims. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5834 I've never seen such a devastating Pokemon battle. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5835 The perp is trying to tell us something 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5836 I see that this case has really evolved. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5837 As a creationist, it’s clear to me that each of these crimes took place over 6 days. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5838 All we have is that it's a great chess player and it got our phones. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5839 What a pity -- if only he had been a Fundamentalist . . . 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5840 Looks like another Darwin Award winner. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5841 The evidence clearly points to Darwin 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5842 I thought I told them to use purple chalk. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5843 Likely a stand-up guy. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5844 It seems that the Pesci crime family has evolved to something bigger. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5845 Looks like the another case of the species not evolving quickly enough. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5846 Looks like suicide to me. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5847 Detective Darwin searches for the missing link. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5848 We've been seeing a lot of this since the opening of the Creation Museum. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5849 Get me the Chair of Anthropology. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5850 Looks like our killer's MO is evolving. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5851 The situation evolved rather quickly. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5852 Does the suspect have a fossil record? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5853 I hear he was an Evolution denier. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5854 When I asked where he was from, I was thinking something more like Cleveland. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5855 Check all the art supply stores, looks like we got a serial-cartoonists' who works in chalk, on the loose! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5856 He's evolving. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5857 Call Professor Darwin. I have a theory. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5858 Detective, we have identified the victim as Charles Darwin, motives unknown, his murder defies all logic. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5859 I can see this has been going on for years. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5860 I'm sorry, but there's just not enough evidence to link these together. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5861 It's probably futile to dust for prints. This crime scene is, depending on your religion, is at least 10,000 years old. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5862 I'm guessing this body dump has been used a long time 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5863 What we have here is a crime against science. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5864 If you ask me, there's something fishy about this 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5865 Naw, we don't need Detective Darwin. I got this. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5866 When are they moving that Darwin guy off chalk outline duty? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5867 I think the killer is tracing the evolution of the Walk signal. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5868 It seems to a slowly evolving crime. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5869 Put out APBs on the fish and the waggy-tail one. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5870 I can't quite figure it out... there's a missing link between the victims. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5871 It doesn't take a genus to see that this murder spree is evolving. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5872 Apparent suicide, Donna.. found a note on the roof. After taking stock of its latest incarnation in the White House, it appears Evolution itself has jumped from shame. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5873 Evolution is dead and we have killed it. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5874 Forensic science has really evolved. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5875 Looks like a Darwin job. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5876 Somebody killed that theory. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5877 Whataya think, a Lutheran? 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5878 The case hasn’t evolved the way we hoped it would. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5879 A crime scene is an evolving thing 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5880 Yeah - the profile of the perp is still evolving, too. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5881 Hmm, seems like an evolutionary deadend. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5882 Call the lab and have 'em send over that guy named...uh...Darwood, I think. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5883 My theory on this case is still evolving. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5884 Darwin was right about this caper. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5885 Elementary, Sarge. Darwin did it. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5886 I'd like to see Darwin explain this one... 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5887 Alice, the evidence is clear, "The Theory of Evolution" is dead!!!! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5888 A curious case of evolving evidence. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5889 polyamory...it's fun until it isn't 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5890 Round up the fittest subjects. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5891 Call it in. We have found NYPD:Stonehenge Victims Unit 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5892 I guess evolution is dead. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5893 I think I know how this case will evolve. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5894 I have an evolutionary idea. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5895 The bullets came from an eighteenth century, five-shot evolver. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5896 Without a thumbprint we really can't be sure. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5897 All evidence points towards a natural demise. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5898 The case seems to be developing! 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5899 We've seen it before Lt. Scopes, it was just a matter of survival. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5900 I guess that some crimes really do take more than one hour to solve. This one has been unsolved for millions of years! 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5901 We think the victim got evolved with some criminal activity. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5902 Round up every creationist and bring them in for interrogation immediately. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5903 Aliens always wrote from left to right. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5904 The Chief needs to have a word with that new guy...Darwin. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5905 I’ve got a theory on this one. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5906 What does the Bible have to say about this? 1.2083 0.08400 48 42 2 4
5907 Our second darwinist of the week and it's only Tuesday 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5908 I'll bet it's that fellow Darwin again. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5909 The link is no longer missing. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5910 Detective Musk, are you sure AI is our prime suspect? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5911 Just as I suspected, evolution is to blame. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5912 Check out the alibis for Adam and Eve. 1.2083 0.07854 48 41 4 3
5913 Word on the street is that a creationist did this, but he didn't have time to dispose of the evidence. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5914 Looks like an evolving crime scene! 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5915 That devolved quickly. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5916 Interview God first. And while you're up there, see if Keith Haring knows anything about this. 1.2083 0.05924 48 38 10 0
5917 Serious malevolence! Took out the whole family line. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5918 It may take a while to understand how this crime evolved. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5919 I think we can rule out The Vegan. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5920 The evidence is clear. Darwin's our man. 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
5921 I've crossed paths with McFly before. 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
5922 So, do we plant a weapon on each of them or just the last one? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5923 This case is evolving too quickly. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
5924 Charles Darwin should never have been paroled. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
5925 Perhaps this is the end of it Zallinger! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5926 It always starts and ends like this. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5927 Sergeant, we’re gonna need forensics and the Jesuits. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5928 Well this evolved quickly. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5929 Man, we've been on this case since 1859 and we still haven't found the missing link 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5930 There will never be a case as strange as this even if I live another billion years. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5931 I'm not big on religion, but that lightning strike was uncanny. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5932 My theory is evolving, Sergeant, and this time the killer won't make a chimp out of me. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5933 First, Darwin kills God. Now cognitive dissonance kills evolution and put truth on life support across town. We have a real gangland doozy here, Sergeant. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5934 We’ll have to limit this to the “Scopes” of the investigation. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5935 The killer’s focus appears to be evolving. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5936 No, this not Darwin's work. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5937 As this case evolves,I’m beginning to worry about extinction. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5938 Shit! The damn invertebrate got away. What a spineless son of a bitch! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5939 Legally, this is evidence for evolution. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5940 My thoughts on the case rules out a Creationist 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5941 Darwin is my prime suspect! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5942 The Übermensch better watch his back... 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5943 Jesus!”... “No, evolution 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5944 This is going to be a long report. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5945 Evolution is Dead 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5946 This crime took time. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
5947 Functional extinction was declared on November 8th, 2016 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5948 Let's call this case "People vs. evolution". 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5949 I can't seem to find a link anywhere 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5950 looks like he was evolved to death 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5951 Seems to me that the killer is evolving. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5952 We've got a serial murderer whose choice of victim is evolving. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5953 Bad hominem 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5954 My ideas on the nature of this crime are still evolving. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5955 You're right, a pattern does seem to be evolving in this case. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5956 I think something we are missing something here. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5957 Have we notified the evolutionary biologist? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5958 Jesus... 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5959 We need the missing link that ties these victims together. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5960 Looks like a hate crime on creationists. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5961 Damn steamroller! Who knows where this guy would have evolved to? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5962 We'll have to wait a few million years to find the next of kin. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5963 Well, I can tell you the crime took place over approximately 5000 years. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5964 Students these days don't take the time to read or study the displays at the nature science museum, so we offer this graphic summary of species extinction. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5965 I guess evolution really is dead 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5966 Looks like evolution is the target here 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5967 Hominidae: Life on the Street 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5968 Good thing the lab keeps a skeleton crew. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5969 The way this case is evolving, we might be next. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5970 We have a psychological profile for the killer; he's a creationist. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5971 My theory is evolution. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5972 I have a suspect in mind... but then again, it's only a theory... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5973 Since when is evolution a crime? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5974 Hmmmm.....something's fishy. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5975 The approach of the perpetrator has clearly evolved. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5976 All church pastors are potential suspects in this case. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5977 Looks like the chef from last week's cartoon caption contest was telling the truth. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5978 His name was John Scopes. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5979 I don't think we can chalk it up as natural selection. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5980 Clearly the situation evolved rapidly. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
5981 Instinct tells me this is no ordinary accident. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5982 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
5983 Seargent, you’re right: his victim selection is evolving. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5984 If that’s not disambigulation, I’ll eat my hat. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5985 Looks like a seven day timeline to me but I can’t give you the exact year until I do some soil analysis. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5986 His first name was Charles, I don't know his last name. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
5987 Clearly it was Professor Plum, but I still don't know whether it was with the candlestick or the lead pipe. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5988 Okay Officer, what’s our first step? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5989 You know, it's just a theory, but I think I know how this murder evolved. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5990 It seems this killer's taste in victims is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5991 Clearly, this is an evolving investigation. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5992 Damn peculiar - just tell the press our investigation is still evolving 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5993 Looks like somebody got their comeuppance. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
5994 Are you sure it was a "he"? I mean it's 2018 -- gender is so 2017. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5995 We know that we are looking for someone who is very fit. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
5996 With all of the DNA and fossil evidence we've collected, this should prove it. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
5997 I'm worried that Climate Change will be next 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
5998 Like god, evolution is dead! 1.2000 0.08762 45 40 1 4
5999 Figures don't lie, but these figures are telling a strange story. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6000 This monster took his time.... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6001 I'd say Roe and Wade are both persons of interest. Bring 'em both in. For that matter, bring in the whole Supreme Court. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6002 They must have lost their way from the Staten Island ferry. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6003 Establishing time of death will be critical. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6004 So sad. The Creationists killed him along with all of his progenitors. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6005 I'm afraid you've read it backwards. This is clearly the dastardly work of Amoebaman. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6006 The city’s crime has definitely evolved over the years 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6007 clearly, this case has evolved to a homicide. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6008 What came first, the collapse or the death? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6009 Looks like that’s the end for the Animorphs... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6010 This case is evolving by the minute 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6011 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6012 Crime scene Investigatoion : Who is getting extinct next?(HUMANITY). 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6013 Serial killer kept the monkey. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6014 I’m pretty sure this one’s nature, not nurture 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6015 Heads or tails? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6016 I've always said that evolution is a dead end. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6017 Well, I think we can cross Charles Darwin's name off the suspect list. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6018 I've discovered the missing link in the case. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6019 I have a theory, but better to await further developments. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6020 Oh no! Looks like the work of another Creationist. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6021 Dang it! That's a classic Darwin job. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6022 The death knell for the Theory of Evolution 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6023 Our killer doesn't discriminate. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6024 This crime took years to plan, but still it was badly executed. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6025 Well, there goes the theory of evolution. What else we got? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6026 I'm telling you, the evidence has to be here somewhere. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6027 This would explain why my wife gave birth to a chicken. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6028 We can conclude that the deceased was fully evolved… 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6029 Is Facebook aware of this timeline? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6030 Killing is just in his DNA, Janice. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6031 Well, there's no evidence—but I do have theory. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6032 Well, Sally. I think we can solve this one through natural selection. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6033 This selection is definitely unnatural 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6034 My hunch is that the next victim is going to be a VR simulation 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6035 This is evilution if I've ever seen it. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6036 If my theory is correct, we're next. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6037 Well, it looks like we’ll need to call in Inspector Darwin on this case. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6038 obviously the creationists eliminating the evidence 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6039 Preliminary evidence indicates this is a case crossing centuries...get some DNA from the shark. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6040 The forensic team in the Creation Museum’s hometown likes to have a little fun at work. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6041 I've got an idea for a movie. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6042 Looks like a job for the Evil-ution squad. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6043 We've got a winner for next week Darwin Awards. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6044 Looks like the work of a jilted amoeba. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6045 Kooks like this could evolve into quite a case. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6046 Put out an APB for William J. Bryan. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6047 Interesting. The evidence has evolved since the last time I was here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6048 Well, at least we know what kind of animal would do such a thing. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6049 The motive is evolving. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6050 Elementary, what we have here are serial victims. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6051 Tell me more about the victim's past. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6052 This case is evolving faster than I anticipated. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6053 You'd thing this was a cold case since it started so long ago, but it's not really over yet, is it? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6054 Better head on over to the Creation Science Institute snd round up the usual suspects. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6055 I believe that there’s a missing link in the chain of evidence. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6056 Looks like the work of a highly evolved serial killer. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6057 The perp obviously was a history nut. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6058 It's lucky we were able to stop them when we did. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6059 We’re looking at the evolution of crime. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6060 Okay, so who’s been murdered here? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6061 Someone didn’t love a parade. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6062 There is no evidence of evolution between the victims. Just a case of wrong place, wrong time. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6063 So, the crime was in how we got here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6064 It's a developing situation. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6065 Hmm, murdered him and his relatives. Round up the usual evolutionists. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6066 Officer, get on the horn and put an APB out on a guy named Darwin, he may be a material witness. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6067 My theory of the murder keeps evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6068 I ran out of space to show the imminent decline the other way 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6069 I'm evolving a theory about this crime scene. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6070 Check all anthropologists in the neighborhood who oppose city living. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6071 I finally get a chance to solve this cold case! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6072 think we've got a serial killer ? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6073 If we could just find the missing link I think we could solve this case. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6074 Just another causality of the Administration’s attack on science. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6075 The Texas Board of Education strikes again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6076 I think you’ll agree the killer’s methods have evolved. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6077 The Intelligent Design killer strikes again, but his technique is evolving. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6078 Boy, talk about a cold case! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6079 This has always been a tough neighborhood. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6080 What we have here is a career criminal 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6081 Well, I'd say the Hopscotch Killer has evolved again 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6082 We've been watching this guy for awhile. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6083 Who's be the next? 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6084 Members of the Homo gang, sir. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6085 Looks like a job for Cro-Magnon Man 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6086 Christ All Mighty, this can't be! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6087 We'd better loop in Detective Darwin on this one. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6088 This isn't going to end well for the perp. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6089 I'll spell the suspect's name again, officer. D-a-r-w-i-n. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6090 Someone better warn the Pope that Darwin is loose ... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6091 Well, they’re no cave paintings 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6092 I suspect a Creationist with a morbid sense of humor. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6093 I don’t like where this crime scene seems to be leading. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6094 It looks like a murder-suicide, but we'll see how the investigation evolves. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6095 I guess the Creationists won. The theory of evolution is dead. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6096 Well if the story of Noah’s Ark is true we have some more bodies to find 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6097 The key here is to find the missing liink 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6098 Events must happen in the order in which they occur 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6099 They're already calling it the crime of the million centuries. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6100 Well, there's no link missing here officer. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6101 Officer Jones, it appears this crime is still evolving! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6102 Round up the usual suspects and get their alibis during the Jurassic age. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6103 What an animal. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6104 Just note that local PD should probably beef up their presence here in about 100,000 years. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6105 To tell you the truth, my theory on the motive is evolving. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6106 I don't have a clue about where we are going from here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6107 What we have here is, Darwin drawin' darlin'. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6108 T M I 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6109 Yes, officer, the case is evolving moment by moment. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6110 apparently they wouldn't stop following him. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6111 Well I can tell you one thing, they weren’t created here. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6112 It's a serial killer all right...and he's evolving. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6113 This looks like a case for Detective Sherlock Darwin. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6114 He would have been better off deleting his Facebook account. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6115 We will see who’s the next jumper. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6116 This might evolve into something. Let's get sergeant Darwin on the case. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6117 We've got to do something about recidivism. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6118 "Call the CSI, there's something fishy going on here! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6119 Call Mr Eden from "Holy Mary High School". He might have a suspicion. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6120 The crime scene is still developing. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6121 In all my years as a detective—I would have never suspected it...Not giving a mouse a cookie could turn out this way! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6122 Unfortunately, I think we've hit a dead end. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6123 Looks like it started small and evolved from there. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6124 Also, where is his tail? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6125 If the past is prolog, what's next? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6126 Yet somehow I believe that these were all just random acts over a period of time. Probably none of them saw it coming. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6127 Who would do an awful thing like this? Go arrest the new people at EPA. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6128 It's clear the crime evolved slowly. The Deists aren't going to like this one bit! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6129 When you told me you wanted to discuss the "evolution of a criminal", this is not what I pictured. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6130 I think those science deniers have been at it again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6131 This looks like the making of a very cold case. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6132 The killer's taste is evolving. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6133 It looks like the work of the Animal Cracker Killer. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6134 Poor guy! fella by the name of Darwin 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6135 I'd say this proves the theory of evolution beyond a shadow of a doubt. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6136 It appears that this investigation has been evolving from the Cambrian Period to the Cenozoic Era. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6137 I assume Chuck Darwin was the forensics guy on this one? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6138 I woke up this morning wanting to solve five murders in five stages of evolution. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6139 Evidently, the killer is multi-organismic. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6140 Looks like the end of the line for us, suspect in the car is glowing. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6141 This is bizarre even for Roswell. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6142 We should get back to the office soon, this situation continues to de-evolve quickly 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6143 Looks like we need the DSI: Darwinian Scene Investigators." 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6144 I am pretty sure our man was able to crawl before he could walk 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6145 What do you think the funeral will look like?? i 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6146 Man, he went through puberty fast. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6147 If I had to prosecute every fish trying to impersonate an officer, I'd never have time to go after serious fish crime. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6148 Just write the suspect seems to be evolving. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
6149 This has got to stop right here, right now. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6150 They were a nuclear family. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6151 I doubt that even Darwin himself would be able to crack this case . 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6152 Well, I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm sure we can rule out one victim being a politician 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6153 The first was shot. The other four were D.O.A. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6154 The crime evolved quickly... 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6155 Looks like Intelligent Design strikes again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6156 If I’m not mistaken, we’re witnessing the evolution of a crime. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6157 hmm Check if our suspect has an alibi for fifty-million years ago. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6158 Well, I guess evolution died off! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6159 "look for a guy named DARWIN". 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6160 Well, I guess this kills our big bang theory. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6161 Your guess is as good as mine. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6162 Sad to think they were evolving nicely.... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6163 Well at least they didn't go biblical on him 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6164 This might be a strong biological evidence for the evolution of the case... 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6165 The physical evidence is revolutionary. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6166 Strange...the victim seems to have walked right out of the crime scene! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6167 I told you gangs are evolving in this area. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6168 Looks like he had it coming. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6169 A serial killer with a Creationist message. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6170 Lieutenant, when we catch the sicko who did this, I'm gonna throw The Book at 'em 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6171 Write it up but no press, the creationists will freak out. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6172 I wish we would have gotten here sooner. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6173 From all personal accounts, detective, he was not a truly “evolved man”. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6174 This is what happened 20,000 years ago when you took your family out for walk in La Brea after dark. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6175 These sidewalk chalk artists are a real thorn in my side. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6176 It's the evolution of a crime scene. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6177 Chalk it up to a case of evolution. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6178 It appears the chalk artist is evolving..... 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6179 Let me guess, Marston, no leads have evolved yet, right? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6180 His views on the crime bill had been evolving. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6181 Another one for cold cases. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6182 Be sure to send me updates as this case evolves. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6183 After all that effort, what a waste. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6184 By God, we're going to nab the astroid that did this! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6185 My notes say 'courtesy of Keith Hering.' 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6186 It's a process of elimination. Let's pull in the the amoeba for questioning. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6187 Walk me through your theory on how this crime evolved. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6188 I think we should get out of the way. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6189 It's an interesting theory. But what was the motive? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6190 lady cop writes: of course, only men again 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6191 Just as we feared.... a killer targeting animorphs 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6192 Did we ever pull in a mob head named Darwin? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6193 When news of this gets out, the public is going to think that evolution is linear. That's the real crime here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6194 I told the commissioner that this case will evolve slowly. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6195 I'm pretty sure I can figure out how this crime evolved. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6196 It's really too bad. I'd've fancied a dorsal fin. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6197 I sense Keith Haring’s clues are evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6198 Send out an APB on Charles Darwin. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6199 This crime scene is rapidly evolving. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6200 The solution to the crime may be emerging. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6201 I've seen this before. The last time investigation took 3,7 billion years. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6202 I don't get it. Who killed off who? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6203 Okay, is this a crime scene or a Banksy ? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6204 Looks like the work of a serial evolver. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6205 'Looks like a case for inspector Darwin." 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6206 Looks like another Creationist Mob hit--rubbing out witnesses. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6207 The evolutionist strikes again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6208 I can't be sure...but I've got a hunch the origins debate is about to get a whole lot more fiery. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6209 Put out an APB. This looks suspiciously like the work of the Appocolypse Killer. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6210 I suspect this case involves a new, rapid-fire process for genetic modification. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6211 looks like it all ended right here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6212 The killer is obviously a clever and devious Creationist who's trying to trick us into thinking a scientist did it. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6213 Clear evidence of the evolution of crime. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6214 Instincts tell me we're looking for a guy named Darwin. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6215 I fear the Darwin Mob is getting more sophisticated. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6216 ..followed in his ancestors footsteps... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6217 A master of disguise! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6218 This crime clearly has some cold case elements. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6219 Foretelling isn't it? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6220 Well, one thing you can say, this one goes back a long way. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6221 His pattern is evolving. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6222 We should question the Televangelists 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6223 We're pretty sure the fish thing with legs has a motive - felt the rest were pushing him out. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6224 the only thing I can be sure of is that this crime was not intelligently designed... 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6225 Our theory of this death is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6226 It's Elementary Evolution, my dear Dr. Watson 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6227 We have to stop hiring dead body outliners from M.I.T. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6228 Things must have been moving fast. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6229 You have the right to remain confused. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6230 Call the mayor. This case has evolved into a nightmare. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6231 I'm thinking...Darwin! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6232 It wasn't a hate crime, it was an art class about contours. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6233 How about we call Monk on this one? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
6234 Yeah.... unless he was walking backwards. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6235 This case is fishy and growing some legs. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6236 Natural selection on overtime today. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6237 It would appear that this crime began millions of years ago. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6238 I've seen this before, once in the late '80s. Evolution of serial killer. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6239 And I say good riddance to the Darwin Gang--what a bunch of lowlifes. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6240 Yes, Captain. I agree. Murder has evolved. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6241 It's just graffiti, but not an intelligent design. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6242 Our prime suspect is Darwin. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6243 As a former medical technologist, it's the amoeba's murder than upsets me the most. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6244 And they all fell from the same branch? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6245 Death of a tail...Man! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6246 I see how why case is evolving so rapidly. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6247 This case could take a few million years. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6248 And you said, "Banksy sold out." 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6249 Looks like the serial killer has struck again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6250 I thought that when we moved to Texas, we’d get away from all this nonsense. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6251 It was a slow painful death. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6252 Survival of the bipedalest? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6253 Looks to me like he was either a Pisces or an Aquarius. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6254 We've gathered loads of evidence in this case, but not everyone's going to believe my theory. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6255 We can eliminate Fundamentalists. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6256 I don’t like how this investigation’s evolving, Callahan. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6257 So this is where the Christian Right buried the Theory of Evolution... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6258 It’s just as I suspected. Darwin strikes again. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6259 I just don't believe this can happen. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6260 And it all happened right here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6261 And to think the first responders claimed there was no biological evidence... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6262 I know what you’re thinking...next he’s gonna kill the Internet. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6263 Interesting development. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6264 My opinion about the case is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6265 It's times like this that make me long for Clarence Darrow. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6266 I would say the case is evolving as predicted. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6267 I don’t like how this case is evolving 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6268 I think Banksy's crossed the line here. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6269 I think our crime problem is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6270 Well, well, well, this case evolved quickly. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6271 They told us to investigate the background on this, not the evolution. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6272 Well chief, it looks like the final nail in Darwin's coffin. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6273 Next time it will be one of us. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6274 This nails it, ontogeny does recapitulate phylogeny 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6275 It beats flying out of LaGuardia. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6276 Clearly the work of a serial killer. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6277 we seem to be missing a link here 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6278 Looks like Darwin was indeed correct. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6279 Damn shame what they did to that ape! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6280 Looks like Darwin strikes again... 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6281 My gut tells me creationism had a hand in this. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6282 I guess all those species he pissed off finally caught up to him. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6283 It looks like the work of the pet shop boys. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6284 I fear this criminal is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6285 Intelligent Design left not so smart fingerprints. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6286 This case is rapidly evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6287 See? I told you science kills people. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6288 I'm thinking the killer must be between the age of Cambrian and Pleistocene. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6289 Better get someone from the Missing Links Bureau over here. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6290 I agree, Officer Darwin. This murder case is still evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6291 It seems our killer has evolved. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6292 Man. The story behind the crime... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6293 Darwin at work. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6294 It appears they were all victims of the same meteor crash. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6295 Oh, that's easy, Officer MacGuffin: It appears to be a simple case of devolution. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6296 This investigation's evolving fast. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6297 I have a hunch - which really makes me question my stage of evolution. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6298 Find the missing link and we'll find our killer! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6299 The first thing we need to do is find out if there is any relation between the victims. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6300 This maniac's not going to stop until he catches 'em all. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6301 Well, this crime has definitely evolved into something bigger. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6302 Hmm, this case is evolving 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6303 It looks like someone wanted Mr. Darwin and his theories out of the way. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6304 I've been after this guy for billions of years. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6305 Was the shark the only one wearing a seat belt? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6306 Better notify the cold case division. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6307 Let's look into the victim's history. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6308 Ignorance killed evolution. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6309 Intelligent design, Officer, no pun intended. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6310 We've put our cold case squad on it. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6311 Put a warrant out for the 43rd Street Arthropods. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6312 We haven't made any further progress up to this point. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6313 Put out an APB for a guy named Darwin. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6314 This case is really dragging on! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6315 I’d say it was the evolution of manslaughter. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6316 I think I have seen them before- on the back window of a mini van... 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6317 Mark it: DOA, Clarence Darrow and Associates. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6318 And you say they were all together in this tar pit? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6319 I don't believe in that murder 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6320 It turn out that Darwin’s drawings was really a hit list... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6321 At first I thought it was just a red herring, but my theory's evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6322 An eon to one shot, an eon to one. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6323 All signs point to a homocide. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6324 You don't see these figures on the family van. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6325 The facts in this case are evolving nicely. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6326 We will find the perpetrator on the next step of the ladder of evolution. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6327 This crime scene is the Pits 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6328 It appears that this criminal’s M.O. is still evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6329 Looks like an I think we can rule out natural selection. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6330 Looks like we found Darwin's stolen car decals 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6331 We now know that evolution did not work in this case. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6332 It doesn't matter how they evolved, they are all dead now. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6333 As a statement, it's a bit on the nose, don't you think? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6334 In the next stage they will have four wheels instead of arms and legs. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6335 Looks like another case for the Ancestral Violence Unit. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6336 Our prime suspect is a Creationist over in Coney Island. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6337 Damn kids drawing on the crime scene again. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6338 I'll go for number 2; she looks as if she can catch and carry! 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6339 How many feet is that? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6340 It's clear the victim was NOT a climate change denier. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6341 Which way are they headed? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6342 The kids are at it again with the sidewalk chalk. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6343 This case is a tough one - it has been evolving for millions of years! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6344 Put out an APB for a "Charles Darwin". Is the HMS Beagle still in dock? 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6345 My dear Watson, it's evolutionary! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6346 Call Darwin, he’ll help. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6347 It is such an unnatural selection of victims. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6348 I really need to cool it with the "X-Files" 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6349 I always thought there was something fishy about him. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6350 My theory of the case is still evolving, but I have a hunch that all we've got here is a recipient of the Darwin Award. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6351 I'd see this in Arkansas. Never thought I'd see it here. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6352 I have an evolving theory. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6353 This is one case we may not be able to solve overnight. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6354 The perp is anti-evolution that’s for sure! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6355 Ontology recapitulates what now? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6356 I fear that the evolutionary evidence is incomplete. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6357 know any evolutionary biologist to call time of death? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6358 Well, at least we can rule out a Divine Creator... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6359 Looks like the investigation is evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6360 Well that’s just wonderful, another fish out of water crime scene. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6361 Chalk this one up to a highly evolved killer 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6362 We have an evolving theory about this crime. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6363 This neighbor has a long histories of homicides. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6364 This case is really starting to evolve 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6365 Looks like another attack by the Food Chain Gang. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6366 These murders seem to be evolving. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6367 Looks like the tar pits just evolved another species. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6368 The deaths occurred when they started teaching Creation in schools 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6369 I'm not sure that I like the way that this case if evolving... 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6370 The sketch artist may be suggesting the statute of limitations has run its course on this crime. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6371 could be anyone 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6372 We need to indentify any species of interest! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6373 I'm not feeling warm and fuzzy about the timeline... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
6374 Suspects are all people in town who don't believe in Darwinism. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6375 I've got a theory as to what happened but we need a few more missing links to be sure. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6376 It looks like the Deadly Darwinian has struck again! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6377 The part that’s missing, I think he developed wings and flew away. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6378 This was an accident waiting to happen. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6379 It's Darwin's calling card alright - this has been going on a billion years. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6380 Yeah, while the evidence does support your theory, my gut feelings tell me this crime was created. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6381 That Darwin Gang. They're so into irony. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6382 So was it all one person? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6383 It looks like where not the only ones trying to get away from the scene. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6384 Would you just take look at how much crime has evolved 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6385 Tell Woodward not everything is a teachable moment. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6386 First, find the fish. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6387 Could be serial. Just last week it was Global Warming. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6388 I am afraid we have got a Darwinist on our hands... 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6389 Start looking for fossil evidence. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6390 More evidence for Mr. Scopes' acquittal. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6391 And the Reverend says he has an alibi? 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6392 Clearly, this is the work of the Evolutionist! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6393 Time of death?" "About 200 million years ago. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6394 The killer took his time with this one! 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6395 Better request help from our Galapagos Precinct. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6396 This is going to take years. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6397 I’d guess Colonel Mustard in the street with the evolver 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6398 Let's hope our suspect evolved into an organism with an alibi. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6399 Dan's found a real niche for chalkwork. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6400 Christ, what an asshole. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
6401 We're going to have a problem with Creationist vigilantes. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6402 My best guess is that they all declined the killer's invitation to join his professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6403 That’s Scopes and friends. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6404 I've got to admit, these are pretty good drawings. Good thing we took the photos. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6405 I'm thinking it could be a guy named Darwin, but that theory could evolve. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6406 Another one by the Darwin serial killer......this is definately an evolving crime! 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6407 Well have to see how this case develops. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6408 Round up all the creationists who were in the area at the time. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
6409 We've seen this pattern before 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6410 Now we just need to figure out who the next victim will be. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6411 DNA evidence suggests they were all related. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6412 Mayor’s not gonna like that we got no idea who’s next. 1.2000 0.06030 45 36 9 0
6413 He told the minister, "No one would buy the created-in-6 days story." Then the minister took out his AR-15 and exercised his 1st & 2nd Amendment rights. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6414 Yep, this is where he went extinct. 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6415 Definitely the work of a serial killer that works slowly and methodically. Who knows when he'll strike next? 1.2000 0.07521 45 38 5 2
6416 Looks like this case took a while to evolve 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6417 As you can see, this was no natural selection. 1.2000 0.06816 45 37 7 1
6418 Murder will always be murder. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6419 Well, lieutenant, we can cross one name off our list: Jesus. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6420 I’d say we’re looking for a really, really old perp. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6421 This time the Creationists went too far. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
6422 Canvas the area for creationists 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6423 These make any sense to you, Mr. Darwin? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6424 And here I thought evolution died in schools. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
6425 I believe we have ourselves a serial killer, Inspector Darwin. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6426 This has the Darwinian Serial Killer written all over it. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
6427 Natural selection and murder don't mix. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
6428 That didn't take long. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6429 The killer might not be so lucky next time. These victims are developing a real backbone. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6430 Our next task is to determine who fell first. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6431 First in the schools and now in the streets, when will the killing stop? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6432 Long live intelligent design. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6433 The victim has been identified as Evolution. Our main suspect, still on the loose, is Creationism. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6434 These tar pit murders are always evolving. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6435 I can see how this case is evolving. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6436 You say the only identification was the name C. Darwin on his shirt collar, and a business card on his chest with the name A.R. Wallace. I suspect this will evolve quickly. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6437 Looks like evolution IS a dead end. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6438 Yup, we have a conspiracy here—a liberal conspiracy. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6439 All we know for certain is that it was an Ivy League parade. Harvard. Yale. Princeton. Columbia. And - Dartmouth. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6440 Despite what you may be thinking this is revolutionary. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6441 Irrefutable evidence solving the Case for Evolution. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6442 I deduce that the killer was a creationist. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6443 We're calling him the Darwin Strangler. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6444 Something's fishy about this one. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6445 We better call PETA. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6446 the facts of this case continue to evolve. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6447 Jesus... can you believe this? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6448 The microbes did it! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6449 This appears to be a very, very cold case. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6450 The victim's identity is sketchy, but evolving. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6451 Yup, just what I suspected, the evolution of evil 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6452 just file another missing persons report. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6453 It's "evolve and die", not "evolve or die." 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6454 It appears our killer has evolved in his victim selections 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6455 Someone’s trying to send us a message. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6456 The mounting evidence is contributing to the evolution of the case. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6457 This looks like the work of an animal. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6458 The real crime is its inaccuracy. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6459 Here I am trying to come with a theory on this & the goofy bastard behind me just keeps jiggling his balls. It's distracting as hell! My hat looks dope, though, right? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6460 Yes, I think we're close to nabbing him, Sergeant. A pattern is clearly evolving. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6461 This evidence rules out the Book of Genesis 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6462 This could be the biggest crime since the earth began 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6463 Evolutionary serial killer - rare but fiendishly clever 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6464 My guess? Another Darwin hater. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6465 The theory is the killer used an evolver. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6466 Looks like evolution finally bit the dust. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6467 Looks like an evolving crime sequence! 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6468 He came from a long line of movers and and shakers. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6469 Leads? I can’t say where this leading. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6470 Nice looking family. Do ya think we'll notice any changes? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6471 What do you think happened to their surfboard? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6472 Looks like the work of Intelligent Design... 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6473 Guess they were trying to move into the Gambino family territory. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6474 It’s a rapidly evolving situation. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6475 The Paleozodiac killer has struck, again. We can disregard the fish, four legged murders and tail wagging pre-human. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6476 The victims have been getting more upright over time. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6477 It's plain to see....this was a premeditated murder. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6478 Looks like these ones weren't the fittest. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6479 I have no idea how we got to this point. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6480 We’re too late, again! Put out an APB for a little fish with a lot of money! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6481 It's a classic case of a Darwinist with a grudge. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6482 Seems to me that the Theory of Evolution has been annihilated by the Second Amendment. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6483 Let's hope Detective Darwin has a theory about this one 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6484 I never thought I’d see a simple lost pet case evolve into murder. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6485 His past finally caught up with him 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6486 At least the tall one should have stopped at the lights. Unintelligent design after all. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6487 Religion strikes again... 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6488 Knowing what the world is now, it would have been better to have stopped between the fish and the monkey! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6489 If only he’d left a caption. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6490 Get a DNA test on the vic and this case will stop evolving. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6491 Now the fur's really going to fly. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6492 Looks like our suspect is a an anthropologist. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6493 He’s working his way up the food chain. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6494 Do you think it was politically motivated? 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6495 Looks like the work of Chuck Darwin. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6496 Looks like they were up to no good. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6497 Cordon it off before we have throngs of angry biology teachers picketing. They finally killed evolution. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6498 Who did it Charles? God knows. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6499 The crime evolved quickly... 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6500 Maybe it's my instinct, but something about this case seems fishy. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6501 This is a case for Inspector Darwin. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6502 As a creationist, I never thought he'd take it this far. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6503 We'll have to call in Detective Sergeant Darwin for this one 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6504 This evolving crime scene is textbook. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6505 It's Darwin's signature, that's for sure. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6506 It is hard to ignore the presence of some sort of intelligent design. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6507 Ring up Detective Darwin. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6508 Looks like another Pokémon Go incident. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6509 Just a little madcap crime scene humor. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6510 Uh, this is just all kinds of ways wrong! 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6511 This is an ongoing investigation. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6512 Clearly the anthropocene extinction has begun. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6513 It appears that the murder weapon was a "Tweet." 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6514 Evolution of the J-walker. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6515 My deduction is that it signifies the present administration, The Death of Evolution 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6516 Well, at least the evidence won’t be difficult to find. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6517 Open the contesto to international. I’m a subscriber. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6518 I hate these evolving murder cases 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6519 Before I look for a killer let's see how this evolves. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6520 This is a cold case that's still evolving. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6521 He signed his note "Galapagos" any theories? 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6522 I would say this case is evolving and yet here I stand. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6523 We're going to have to investigate the victim's history. Time and place. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6524 I see this case evolving quite rapidly. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6525 We believe the killer is an "Arrested Development" fan. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6526 Whoever killed this theory has a lot of explaining to do. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6527 Really puts the evolve in revolver. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6528 Write this down: What came first, the fish or the felon? 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
6529 This all started with the paramecium. 1.1957 0.05914 46 37 9 0
6530 Tell Creationism he's free to go. 1.1957 0.06681 46 38 7 1
6531 The case is evolving. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
6532 I think we've chalked up enough evidence to determine how the crime evolved. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
6533 He stopped being the fittest after he got a smartphone... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
6534 Had to be a setup. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6535 There were five in the bed and the little one said... 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6536 The evolution of this crime is quite clear. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6537 In time you can learn to "walk a fine line." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6538 Detective 1: Should we call homicide? Detective 2: Go Fish. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6539 First degree evolution for sure. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6540 Science is dead. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6541 You want to decide who's the fittest? Not on my watch, Darwin. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
6542 The paper said Mr. Darwin was run over while jaywalking to his lecture on Natural Selection! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
6543 In the beginning he was a nobody. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
6544 The moustache, the hat, the cigar... be honest, do I turn you on? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
6545 Why'd we lose the tail? I know I could've rocked one... 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6546 Put out an APB on one Charles R. Darwin. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6547 We have a little birdie who claims to have seen it all. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6548 Not sure. The evidence is still evolving. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6549 Witnesses say they thought they saw Darwin driving the time machine that hit them. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6550 Lyn, note: "This crime has the earmarks of a killer with a long view of history." 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6551 This is evolving into one heck of a crime. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6552 Call the chief this case is evolving. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6553 Different time, same crime. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6554 Better gather some DNA and call the vet while your at it 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6555 They have been working on this case a long time. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6556 I've been telling 'em for a million years that something like this would happen. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6557 I’m evolving a theory. . . 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6558 Are you sure this isn't just sidewalk art ma'am? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6559 Looks like they were smoked by evolution deniers. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6560 Has anyone tracked down the link still missing? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6561 They may have been involved in pre-human trafficking. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6562 Yes, I afraid we're looking at the evolution of crime. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6563 We need to find the vandals who did this and get them back in school so they can get an education! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6564 Usually it's the killer that evolves. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6565 Apparently he worked at the Natural History Museum. And he was friends with Banksy. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6566 If only our victim sprang legs faster... 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6567 I think what happened here is going to take a long time to evolve. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6568 If we're not careful, we could be next. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6569 So would you describe that as a multiple homicide? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6570 Solving crimes is an ever-evolving process. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6571 Well, I’d say he’d been planning his escape for a very long time. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6572 I believe it was the Cretaceous-tertiary Extinction that killed these specimens. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6573 Follow the Clues, Watson. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6574 I THINK THEY GOT IT BACKWARDS!!! 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6575 We find the facts in this case to be evolving. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6576 And just think, there was not a single AR-15 involved. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6577 Actually, officer, I believe god was the killer. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6578 I wonder if that last one truly is an advancement. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6579 Look, it's the descent of man. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6580 Pull the rap sheet on a guy named Charlie Darwin. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6581 I'm not sure how this happened, but I know someone who has a theory. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6582 We're all gonna pay for this. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6583 "Looks like a case for our profiler". 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6584 So obviously, we are looking for a Creationist. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6585 Detective, I think this crime has evolved beyond our forensic capabilities. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6586 I TOLD you those Creationists are dangerous! They'll stop at NOTHING to destroy scientific evidence! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6587 These murders obviously spanned from the Mesoproterozoic Era through the Cenozoic Era. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6588 Suppose we just tell the press our investigation is evolving. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6589 Looks like Darwin had a few drinks, and he just lost it. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6590 Now who would want to kill that lovely Darwin family? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6591 The case evolves. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6592 The fish shoulda stayed put 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6593 It's elementary: the Missing Link has struck again. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6594 Put out an APB: eyes like a flame of fire; head covered with diadems; clothed in a robe dipped in blood; answers to the name of Yahweh; approach on bended knee. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6595 Those flat-earthers are up to something... 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6596 Looks to me like a case for Detective Scopes. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6597 Well... let's round up the usual suspects. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6598 Looks like a clear case of natural selection! 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6599 No prints? I suspect the evolutionary trail dried up on this one a long time ago. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6600 My theory of this crime is beginning to evolve. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6601 Shouldn't be too hard to track down. He left traces of the evolver all over the pavement. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6602 I can tell you this: the perp's a fitness freak. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6603 Reading in which direction?? 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6604 So the mystery remains: we are we, where did we come from and why are we here? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6605 We can see from the evidence that the killer is evolving. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6606 Evolution of murderer 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6607 Evolution of The Gingerbread Man 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6608 There’s something fishy about this. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6609 Clearly, our killer is evolving. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6610 It's a family hit 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6611 Round up Scott, Donald and the usual suspects. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6612 The Mesozoic serial killer is still at large. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6613 I have a feeling this is going to be a slow evolving case! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6614 It's a straight -- but is it a flush too? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6615 I hate progress, and it's only going to get worse. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6616 I need you to keep me updated as this case evolves. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6617 when did you say they were here? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6618 Better call the theory of homicide for this one. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6619 The crime scene is evolving 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6620 The human is in the morgue. The others were sent to the city dump. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6621 The evolution of this crime points to a Keith Haring fan. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6622 Tell the robots to be on the lookout... 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6623 Such a waste of tool use. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6624 Einstein framed Darwin. Or is it the other way around? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6625 One small step for man, one giant leap ... 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6626 I estimate that 4 in 10 jurors will be thrown off by the missing links. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6627 This could take some time. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6628 I thought you said they vanished without a trace?! 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6629 Murder by extinction? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6630 Right now, it’s just a theory. But I think these murders are somehow linked. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6631 I can already see that this case started out a little fishy... 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6632 Whoever's responsible for this is going to get charged with "A Crime Against Humanity" 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6633 Well, this does explain why our homicide victim had scales. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6634 There are just no peer reviewed theories on how species extinction evolves. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6635 That’s what I would call an evolutionary dead-end. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6636 I'd say our serial killer is evolving, but that seems a little too obvious. Don't you think so Officer Darwin???? 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6637 Now it's personal. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6638 That settles it. This T-shirt design is dead. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6639 That looks just like the decal on my SUV’s back window! 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6640 We know that the suspect shot an evolver. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6641 So . . . Science is dead? 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6642 When you're done with the scene I'm going to need a detailed prehistory on the victims. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6643 The killer's M.O. is clearly evolving 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6644 What do you think professor? I think you should be looking for someone who doesn't want to get evolved. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6645 We're having the fish for dinner. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6646 Now we know why that bill died in Alabama! Look at the evidence. 1.1860 0.06005 43 35 8 0
6647 Looks like the work of a surreal killer. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6648 Not again. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
6649 Tough case. I think we're going to need their fossil records to get positive IDs. 1.1860 0.06865 43 36 6 1
6650 Well, detective. This ain't rocket science. 1.1860 0.08323 43 38 2 3
6651 I see a pattern evolving. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6652 We disagree on the randomness of this crime. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6653 This case is definitely still evolving. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6654 We’re looking for an uberX... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6655 They were all holding cellphones. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6656 Call Father Flanagan. Tell him I said, “Not funny!” 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6657 Looks evolutionary to me, ... with us on the brink of extinction. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6658 Officer, it seems we have a case of Darwinian Homicide on our hands... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6659 Ir may seem obvious, but my theory about this case is still evolving. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6660 Looks like hominidcide. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6661 The Darwin killer strikes again! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6662 It appears to be an evolving crime scene. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6663 Looks like the work of the ol' Darwin Gang. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6664 We should call the archaeology department. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6665 They had a different idea about the statute of limitations back then. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6666 I remember Barry Goldwater warned us. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6667 I think we're looking for somebody who's really fit 1.1818 0.08143 44 39 2 3
6668 Well, we're starting to get an evolving picture of the victim... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6669 Sergeant, it's out job to find out who's next! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6670 It's a crime how the naked truth evolved! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6671 Obviously this is an evolving crime scene! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6672 We know he's playing the long game. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6673 Next week we'll probably be lookin' at the devolve. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6674 i’m not surprised he went the same way. he paid four bucks for smartwater. how smart could he be? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6675 Maybe now your family will finally accept me as your husband. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6676 I got a hunch, we are looking for a very religious suspect. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6677 Our definition of "criminal" is evolving, too. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6678 Track down every homicidal anthropologist in our data base. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6679 Clearly, it’s the evolution of human crime. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6680 Get those chalk marks off before the Commissioner shows up. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6681 Lucy, I don’t understand how this case just keeps evolving. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6682 I dunno , but something in my gut says it's Darwin again... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6683 The victims had something in common -- they were all unfit. Of course, it's just a theory. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6684 The telling of the tale is in the missing tail. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6685 Inspectors, looks like a homocide to me! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6686 If anybody asks for details, tell them the investigation is still progressing. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
6687 We may want to wait till forensics weighs in. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6688 OK detective, what's the next step? 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6689 "If only Charles Darwin was here". 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6690 I think I know how this whole thing evolved 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6691 It's an evolving case. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6692 I hardly think this clever and harmless graffiti should be considered a crime scene! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6693 Our killer is a survivalist! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6694 It's like the explosion of Cambrian all over again. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
6695 Put out an ABP for Lamarkians in the vicinity. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
6696 Confine the list of suspects to diabolically slow-growing plants. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6697 Why did you bring me down here officer? Can't you see this is just more fake news. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
6698 If we only had the DNA. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6699 Its nice to know well get back home! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6700 Just let me give you a little background on the case, 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6701 Yeah, this is the state of Kansas not New York. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6702 Looks like a case of moose game apple sauce. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6703 I weep for the future 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
6704 Creationists five, Darwin 0. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6705 I’m afraid this is evolving into a fait accompli. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6706 Round up the usual anti-evolution suspects. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6707 You really got to wonder how they know to come here to die, don't you. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
6708 Someone's using the new cookie-cutter line. 1.1750 0.06084 40 33 7 0
6709 I would say it is a clear-cut case of mass extinction. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
6710 This case is dead to me. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6711 Banksy's interpretation of evolution being criminally unfair to fish, armadillos, chimps and Bigfoot. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6712 Well I'll be a fish's uncle 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6713 This episode of CSI: Galapagos is brought to you by our sponsor, Darwin Cruises. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6714 Did anybody hear a Big Bang? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6715 I suspect he’s been dead for a few centuries 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6716 So this is where it all ends! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6717 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene here ... better call in forensics to identify the victim(s). 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6718 You think maybe this guy killed the others and then committed suicide? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6719 The evolution of a caper 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6720 My theory? Mr. Darwin in the Galapagos with a finch. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6721 This case is evolving in unexpected ways-- who knows how it will end up. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6722 It’s hard to believe the perp had the backbone to kill all these vertebrates in cold blood. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6723 The Missing Link Murderer strikes again. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6724 I have this nagging theory.... 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6725 The witness was right. What was his name? Darwin? 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
6726 Well Nancy, looks like another case of Dawn of Manslaughter. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6727 Our primary suspect is natural selection. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6728 Sorry, Sir, there is not enough evidence 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6729 I'd call it phylogenicide 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6730 I know the Chief won't believe this. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6731 If you don't find a suspect in the first 100 million years, you're probably not going to get one. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6732 Get me the names of Museum of Natural History trustees who made unusually small donations last year. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6733 Devolution, for sure. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6734 Clearly a caper of Creationists. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6735 He cried out, Darwin did it! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6736 Trump lineage. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6737 Our chalk guy just heard of Banksy. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6738 ...even before the shootout they were pretty much at the end of the line 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6739 It's hard to tell motive, but it did evolve. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6740 Some fanatics destroyed the evidence. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6741 Creationists are gonna have their hands all over this. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6742 Tell the papers that we can't comment on an active investigation that's constantly evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6743 Did Darwin think this is how it would end? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6744 I don't know Doyle, theres go to be something missing. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6745 Tell the Chief the crime seen is still evolving 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6746 Look's like we have a case of evolution. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6747 It looks like his victim’s are evolving 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6748 Whoever's responsible for these crimes, his method is evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6749 The "humans only" requirement is being strictly enforced, but they're still holding onto the "all dogs go to heaven" rule. Not enough lawyers up there. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6750 Rest easy, Keith Haring, your legacy is safe. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6751 One fell swoop and our complete family's tree is kaput. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6752 Well, it’s easy to see how the killer’ s lust to kill has evolved. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6753 I think we're looking for a highly evolved mind. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6754 Yeah, we see it every day -- streets oozing primordial. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6755 How weird is it that they assigned this case to me, Inspector Darwin?! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6756 There's one missing.... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6757 This really takes the phenomenon of ‘evolutionary suicide’ from theoretical to literal. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6758 If Darwin was right, this case might go unsolved for a few million years. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6759 Darwin? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6760 Question is...who in the Conga Line got it first? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6761 i’m starting to understand the evolution of the case 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6762 Looks like another religious killing 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6763 Keep me posted as this continues to evolve. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6764 I think this case is evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6765 Evolutionary graffiti artist: Darwin v Wallace. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6766 Creation Science or Evolution, I've always wondered which is true! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6767 It looks like an evolving investigation. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6768 Sorry I took so long. The traffic is murder. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6769 What's the evolution of this? 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6770 It looks pretty fishy to me 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6771 Let's put a security detail on the aliens in Roswell. I think they're next. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6772 My thoughts on graffiti have evolved. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6773 Yup, looks like another evolutionary dead end. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6774 I see there have been some trcent developments. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6775 At least God isn't dead. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6776 Looks like the case is still evolving at this point in the investigation. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6777 It appears our victim's profile has evolved. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6778 We have to move fast...these circumstances are evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6779 It's a shame what happened... if you believe in that stuff. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6780 What's the statute of limitations on evolutionary manslaughter? Call Ed in forensics, the crime scene must be at least a million years old 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6781 His methods are clearly evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6782 Seems like it's another cold case. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6783 Yep. It's the Evolutionary Dead End Killer alright. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6784 My thoughts on this unsub are evolving... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6785 The evidence is evolving; but something about it is fishy, sir. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6786 Who knew creationists could be so destructive? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6787 This could be the crime of the Middle Paleolithic. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6788 You might think this crime has evolved, but I believe it was by intelligent design. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6789 Mini-me pets, it’s a theory. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6790 So when did fingerprinting start? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6791 Theoretically, the victim was an evolved sort. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6792 They certainly took a long time getting to this crime scene. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6793 Are we sure that evolution only goes in one direction? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6794 Looks like we have a pretty good DNA trail... 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
6795 No doubt...an evolutionary crime. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6796 According to the CDC, evolution’s a crime now. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6797 I said our thinking on this case needs to evolve, not our drawing. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6798 I heard they were part of a cult run by a dead guy named Charles. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6799 The killer's trying to tell us something. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6800 This looks like a case for the Religious Police. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6801 We suspect Sarah Palin. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6802 I wonder what Darwin would make of this. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6803 Tell the press our list of suspects is evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6804 I stand corrected. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6805 Looks like a case of evolution. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6806 I can’t solve this. What do I? look like, some kind of genus? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6807 This area has a history of murders. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6808 looks like the work of a serial creationist 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
6809 Of course, we'll need to make it clear that this is a developing situation... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6810 The Ascent of Manslaughter! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6811 It has all the hallmarks of a Creationist hit job. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6812 This evidence kills my evolving theory about the case. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6813 The killer's signature is really evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6814 Ancestry.com can't always promise a good future, or end for that matter. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6815 I feel like we're missing a link 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6816 I'm seeing a pattern in this criminal's MO evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6817 One step closer to finding out why this gorilla croaked 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6818 It's another in the chain of evolving crime scenes. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6819 You say you want an evolution? Well, you know... 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
6820 WHAT WOULD DARWIN SAY ABOUT THIS? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6821 Looks like the perp punctuated his equilibrium. Poor guy. Has someone notified his family and genus? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6822 This could lead to the next step of the serial killer's evolution. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6823 The story sounded fishy and now it's evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6824 This is the work of an ex-con. He must be returned to a cell. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6825 I hope they believed in reincarnation. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6826 Thankfully, our ability to find killers has evolved, too. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6827 Looks like a case of Intelligent Design. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6828 Can rule out hate crime? It seems pretty diverse. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6829 I can't put my finger on it, but something's kind of fishy here. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6830 I have a hunch - to find the perp, start by combing through the local STEM school dropout records. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6831 Sure, no question of how it happened. What I want to know is, why? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6832 His MO is definitely evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6833 Always sad when a family goes out together. Or is it Order? Phylum? 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6834 We gave him lots of love but he always had a deflated self image. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6835 Looks like all these victims weren't killed in cold blood. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6836 I'm willing to bet he's one of those East Side progressives. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6837 This is a case for the stages. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6838 This creationist killer finally did it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6839 This is clearly the work of Creationism. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6840 I bet they don't have these problems down south... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6841 We ruled out the Meteor. His alibi is watertight. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6842 Not hard to believe we came from a tar pit in Manhattan 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6843 And then the Comet struck.. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6844 Better go back through our oldest mug shots. I suspect a serial killer somewhere in the age range of 10 billion to 65 million years. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6845 Well, I’ve got a theory about what happened here. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6846 Sargeant, the Sixth Extinction is no longer just a theory, now we have a case and a prime suspect. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6847 This case has evolved rapidly, and we may now be under global threat. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6848 I don't get it... But I guess anything qualifies as art these days. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6849 CSI on the Bayou. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6850 So...who do you think started it? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6851 It appears to be an evolving affair 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6852 The theory is they were members of the evolution. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6853 Yes, Sarge, it all started here! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6854 I guess that was quite a Big Bang. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6855 There's no culprit here , officer. Poor sap didn't evolve quick enough to understand the red light... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6856 This case really seems to be evolving. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6857 Bookem' Danae ! Evolving without a license ! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6858 This is the work of a chain killer. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6859 This controversy with Neandertals is making everyone a bit too nervous 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6860 You’d better call CSI before this devolves any further. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6861 Interesting, but not helpful in our case. It appears to be a PBS promo for a show airing this coming Thursday. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6862 Just wait. Next week a robot will be the line leader. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6863 It's what I have been saying for years. Criminals are animals. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6864 We must retrace the victim's sreps from the Museum of Natural History. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6865 No, it's my daughter's pop-up gallery. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6866 There's something funny about this. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6867 I knew there was something fishy about this. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6868 This one has Darwin and the boys from the Lab written all over it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6869 It's the Darwin gang if the Beagle's in port. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6870 I think I know the killer, but it's just a theory. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6871 The killer probably started out squashing bugs and just evolved from there. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6872 Next of kin should be our prime suspect. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6873 Over 30 years in the force and I've really seen crime evolve. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6874 Just the fact officer. Did it start out a little fishy or not? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6875 it’s a family tradition now 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6876 Even if we do catch the killer, they'll likely pull the 'Intelligent Design' defense. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6877 You've got to find the missing link in every case, Williams. Especially this one. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6878 I suspect Darwin. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6879 Better bring Creationism in for questioning. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6880 Our theories are evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6881 Clearly, this homicide has no intelligent design 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6882 It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the inner fishes. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6883 As a staunch Creationist, I just don't get the victims' connection to each other. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6884 We're all going to die, just some of us take longer to do it. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6885 I think there is a missing link in this investigation. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6886 Unless I miss my guess, there's a creationist on the loose right here in Mudville. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6887 Looks like class warfare. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6888 Looks like crime is evolving locally. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6889 That's our "dark matter." We're next in line. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6890 Darn neo-hominids again! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6891 I knew something was fishy from the start. This is evolving into a very complicated case. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6892 This crime wasn't sudden! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6893 This is the 5th this month and it appears the suspect is evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6894 I see that Banksy has struck again. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6895 The suspect was described as round, single-celled, and 500 microns tall. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6896 It took humankind so long to evolve--really sad it had to end like this... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6897 OK. One more step and we shoot! ok. One more step and we shoot. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6898 The robot did it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6899 Looks like primordial soupa sleeps with the fishes. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6900 Obviously, we are looking for a politician 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6901 The killer seems to be evolving at an unprecedented rate! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6902 Yes, I DO have a theory. But it's evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6903 Well, Jones. It’s a mystery. If only we could uncover the missing link. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6904 I generally don't approve of Graffiti, but this obviously took a long time. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6905 Forget it Darwin, its chinatown 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6906 If we got here earlier we could have had a nice dinner. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6907 I have a theory for this execution... 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6908 I’ve got a working theory. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6909 Looks like the work of Darwin. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6910 What’s baffling is the way this crime evolved. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6911 Wanted: The missing link. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6912 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6913 Yeah, he had it coming over time... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6914 There's definitely something evolving here. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6915 Wait, how old is this crime scene? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6916 He's evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6917 This guy is history, kid. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6918 We've asked Facebook for help locating the next of kin. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6919 The killer is looking for the missing link as the next victim....we have any clues? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6920 I think we need Darwin's help with this one. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6921 We're gonna have to put in some overtime on this one 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6922 Well, I see some things never change! Murder is still murder. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6923 Looks like the crime scene is still evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6924 What did I say about letting natural historians onto our crime scenes? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6925 Talk about a criminal history! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6926 Put out an 'all points bulletin' for any Anthropologists in the area! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6927 "At first I thought it was 'fishy' but appears to has evolved into manslaughter". 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6928 Well that's ominous 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6929 The killer's Modus Operandi seems to be evolving. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6930 Doesn’t surprise me. These streets are Darwinian. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6931 Gene... You've betrayed me again 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6932 The suspect was seen droving off in a Genesis. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6933 I think the third one is my greatgrandfather 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6934 Looks like a sad case of Evolutionide to me. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6935 Round up that Darwin guy. This had his motis operandi all over it! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6936 I feel the perpetrator will evolve. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6937 I believe a Creationist was involved. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6938 So much for that theory. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6939 Okay, this could take a while. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6940 Hopscotch evolved since I was a kid. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6941 What a shame, killed in mid-congo. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6942 The neighbors heard a Big Bang. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6943 So, what's your theory? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6944 Nice of them to stay inside the police line! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6945 Well, this is a dramatic escalation of Darwinism. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6946 Another senseless mass shooting! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6947 I wonder if he ever got that parking space. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6948 HE'S GUILTY OF GROWING UP TOO QUICKLY. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6949 Better call Chuck. Looks like we’ve got a case of unnatural selection. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6950 The killer appears to be upping his game. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6951 I guess nobody went to Crossfit. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6952 We’re gonna need the oldest Cold Case files we have on this one. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6953 The perp's killing pattern is definitely evolving. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6954 Well, it’s good to start small and work your way up... 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6955 Looks like somebody finally tasted the primordial soup. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6956 My hunch is Darwin. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6957 An evolving situation to be sure. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6958 Round up the usual suspects -- vets, zookeepers, and ethologists. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6959 Custom family bumper stickers. They fell off the back of a truck. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6960 Aha! Darwin did it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6961 Looks to me like a murder-suicide. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6962 His opposable thumbs made him do it. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6963 As this case continues to evolve, I'LL keep you posted. 1.1707 0.08484 41 37 1 3
6964 Some people are just born criminals. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6965 Was it the palenotologist? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6966 Perp got the whole thing backwards. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6967 We may never find the killer. He may have evolved into someone else. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6968 Banksy? Nah, probably a Roomba. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6969 True progress might have ended better...... 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6970 Twenty bucks says the culprit is a creationist. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6971 Put out an APB to round up all dyslectic creationists. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6972 This senseless crime refutes Intelligent Design explanations. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6973 If only our presidents had evolved in the same manner... 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6974 Just as I suspected, the evolution of a criminal. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6975 I don't know who did this, but one things for sure. We're not in Kansas anymore! 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6976 There's no denying the taped evidence. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6977 No doubt a seriel killer that we just haven't solved 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6978 Viewing the evidence from left to right, I suspect its an installation that demonstrates the leadership, progress, and success of the Democrat party since Donald Trump was elected. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6979 Looks like the murderer tried to kill the theory of evolution. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6980 Seems to me, we're missing a tail. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6981 This case is really evolving 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6982 I'd say we're in for a lengthy investigation.This looks like a multigenerational job. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6983 We don't tap out crimes scenes any more - that's prehistoric. 1.1707 0.07732 41 36 3 2
6984 How long ya’ think he’s been in there, Lieutenant? 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6985 This crime scene is evolving by the second. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6986 He was obviously a Darwin disciple. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6987 Get ready for a long one. I have seen this once before. The case evolved very slowly. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6988 And it took only one day. 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6989 I see an M.O. evolving 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6990 The DNA evidence just came back - they're from Staten Island 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6991 I guess you could say our sketch artist's skills have really....evolved. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6992 A shame there aren't more upstanding citizens these days! 1.1707 0.05949 41 34 7 0
6993 Big Bang shooting I see. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6994 It's the evolution of a murder 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6995 Darwin strikes again. 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
6996 Homicide. Who killed Evolution? Our lead suspect wears a funny hat and drives a plexiglass car. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6997 It we don't adapt our tactics, we'll never catch this evolutionary graffiti artist. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6998 This is an evolutionary crime. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
6999 WE MUST BE MISSING A LINK !! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7000 There's nothing natural about this selection. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7001 I guess we hadn’t thought about that... 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7002 Yes, the fish is definitely the prime suspect. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7003 The Science Teacher has struck again. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7004 His methods are evolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7005 I always suspected he was a cold-blooded killer. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7006 Nothin’ I ain’t seen before. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7007 I'm not doing the paperwork for this one. Put it down as an act of god. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7008 We'll let detective Darwin handle this one. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7009 Since when have you been on the extinction beat? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7010 ..... “just the facts ma’am ....” 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7011 We're not sure yet, but the evidence is evolving. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7012 Only the very strongest would have survived this killer. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7013 Funny. Up till now everything was going well. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7014 My theory of the crime has evolved. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7015 Looks as if our cartoonist had an uneasy grasp on Darwin's theories. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7016 Do you think an alien would find this as funny as it looks on the surface? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7017 I was afraid of this — the killer is starting to progress. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7018 I really don't like the implications. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7019 They didn't stand a chance. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7020 He's been killing for years 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7021 I can see how this murder developed 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7022 The perp must be a Creationist. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7023 Appears to be a murder suicide. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7024 Elementary, my dear Miss Watson. See the fishtail. This is the work of Professor Moriorty. 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
7025 The only survivor was our AI-witness. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7026 I'm seeing the evolution of a crime here. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7027 If we could only find the missing link. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7028 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7029 My guess: he was idling at only five evolutions per second and stalled here. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7030 I have a theory, but I like this one better. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7031 We'll need to call in the anthropologists on this one. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7032 It seems that our primary lead is evolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7033 The closest is the one that killed off all the rest! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7034 Sir, I saw a similar crime last week near the Hudson River. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7035 Well, the evidence is certainly evolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7036 Supertramp had many enemies. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7037 Bring me Keith Haring....His style is evolving. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7038 It’s obvious from this that NO ONE did it. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7039 Obviously, this is not the work of an intelligent design. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7040 It's really survival of the fittest out here. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7041 I'd say it looks like the work of Charlie 'Galapagos' Darwin. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7042 It's a mystery, but the evidence is evolving. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7043 I don't like the evolution of this case. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7044 I don't have the heart to tell them we've reversed direction. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7045 Round up the usual suspects ... Amazon, Facebook, Google, Apple, Microsoft. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7046 Something's fishy. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7047 Tell Headquarters that the crime scene is still evolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7048 And they say it's a dog-eat-dog world out there 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7049 Even with all the evidence, this is still going to take eons. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7050 It’s always evevolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7051 Get a list of all creationists. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7052 I don’t think we’ll need DNA to solve this one. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7053 Man, the murderer really hated his guy! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7054 The investigation is evolving faster than I imagined,Captain. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7055 The facts are evolving... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7056 The Al Franken Decade fell short, didn't it? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7057 Only an animal could have done this. This will be a tough case to cracker. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7058 Our perp's targets are evolving. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7059 And the witness said they hadn't read the books? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7060 The victim’s name is Creationism. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7061 Take a note ... "Darwinian crime scene". 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7062 Just the fact officer. Did it start out a little fishy or not? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7063 His sense of equality was still evolving. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7064 So far, we know he's ruthless, and he didn't care for Darwin. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7065 So, I'm the big guy on the block? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7066 "This looks to be the work of the same serial killer who murdered our educational system". 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7067 The official cause of death is the Internet. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7068 The profiler recommends that we search for a disaffected Creationist with time on his hands. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7069 Kierkegaard ... again. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7070 I have to say it, I'm not a huge Banksy fan. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7071 His MO is evolving fast 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
7072 Science is dead. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
7073 The killer is evolving. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
7074 The clue is in the timing... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7075 Damn Creationists... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7076 Yup. It's the Great Chain of Being. Keep a lid on this until we can notify Plotinus. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7077 This looks like the handiwork of Australopithecus Robustus. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7078 Have central station issue and A.P.E. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7079 Looks like a wack job by the Intelligent Design Group 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7080 The department wants us to go all the way back to the Pleistocene of the crime. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
7081 These are the marks of a serial killer 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7082 Well so much for survival of the fittest. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7083 The chalk artist might be extrapolating some. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7084 The creationists are clearly behind this 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7085 All the clues so far lead to murder by intelligent design. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
7086 Looks like the work of that Darwin character. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7087 This crime scene definitely has the signature of the serial evolution killer Kreeyay Shuh Nist. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7088 Looks like the work of a serial killer to me. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
7089 Looks like we have a non-creationist creator on the loose. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7090 Jesus strikes again. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
7091 Elementary, my dear Watson. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
7092 Enough with your theories! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
7093 What a tale! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
7094 The murderer's plan has yet to reach its final form. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7095 Ok, get all their names and keep the fish on ice 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7096 Another one of these evolutionary terrorists 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7097 This guy wont quit, his work is getting cleaner, more meticulous. Hes evolving before we can get to him. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
7098 My name is Detective Darwin and I have a theory. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7099 Just what I feared -- the criminal world is evolving faster than we can keep up with. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7100 That's what they get for refusing to teach creationism. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7101 She was right when she said he was a real animal 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
7102 I'm homicide. You wanted homocide. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
7103 There's no telling where this case will evolve to. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7104 We find the killer's DNA, clone him, then charge him with 5 counts of capital murder, and possibly 1 charge of using extinction to evade prosecution. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7105 Find the person with chalk on their hands and you'll have the guilty graffiti artist. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7106 Put out an APB on that Darwin fella. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7107 Our victim was injured so badly that his ancestors felt it. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7108 I think we're going to need Inspector Darwin on this one. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7109 Damn. This could take millions of years to solve. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7110 Witnesses described a Holocene that got out of hand. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7111 George Orwell was RIGHT! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7112 This case will take some time to evolve. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7113 Another evolutionary leap in understanding the truth. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7114 Now that this evolution stuff is dead, can we just go back to good old Adam and Eve? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7115 Not sure if we are looking at great art or...15 minutes of evolution. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7116 Looks like the suspect naturally selected its victims. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7117 Too complex. Let's just blame crooked Hillary... 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7118 Whoever did this, I bet he could not draw a policemen... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7119 Make it an A P B for a Ceatioist suspect! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7120 There is the problem of the missing link! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7121 Nature or Nurture? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7122 Just when he thought he was out, they pulled him back in. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7123 I think we should see another theory. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7124 This is definitive, it's definitely Scott Pruitt. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7125 Its your classic evolving crime scene. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7126 Looks like 'The Fit Survivor' has struck again. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7127 Well, Darvin, regarding the perp's identity, I think we're getting warmer. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7128 I’m beginning to think this case could really evolve into something. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7129 I think we found the missing link. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7130 As you can see, what started as a single murder, evolved into the murder of 5 individuals 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7131 And on the Second Day God created fish... 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7132 The victims don't appear to be related. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7133 Looks like a job by the Creationists. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7134 Looks like we have an evolving situation here. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7135 We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7136 Get a list of all the biologists in the neighborhood. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7137 I knew there was something fishy about this case from the beginning. But never thought the killer could eventually turn on themselves like that? 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7138 One bullet did all this? 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7139 The whole crime family of man was iced. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7140 Looks like the conspiracy is true. This goes all the way to the top! 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7141 I have a feeling this case will take a long time to evolve. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7142 My friends at the church will never believe this. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7143 Our picture of the crime is evolving. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7144 Yep, looks like the evolution of manslaughter. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7145 What are they protesting? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7146 Looks like the crime evolved over a period of time. Looks like the crime evolved over a period of time. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7147 FINALLY , WE HAVE GRAFFITI WITH SOME SIGNIFICANCE. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7148 Well officer, his crimes seem to be evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7149 It's either mass extinction on a monumental scale, or someone's trying to frame Keith Haring. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7150 This is a cold case where you can clearly see how the M.O. evolved. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7151 Search the fossil records for missing links. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7152 Evolutionary, my dear Watson. That's kinda funny, don't you think? 'Cuz usually I'd say, 'Elementary, my dear Watson," but I changed it up a little to fit the circumstances, see? Anyway, are you still mad about those upskirt photos? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7153 It started when a man was murdered. Things really devolved from there. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7154 Yup, ....this is the death of the theory of evolution 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7155 Frankly, I don't think we have a leg to stand on. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7156 Well, looks like anthropology has struck again Wilson. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7157 It's almost like he was evolving in order to survive. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7158 Are you absolutely sure the liberal line is extinct? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7159 Evidently, this was a retroactive murder! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7160 Looks like our theory of the case is still evolving 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7161 Maddie, I'd say this case is evolving 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7162 This is clearly a crime of evolution! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7163 Looks like the Creationist strikes again. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7164 I hate it when that happens. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7165 The Missing Link Killer strikes again! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7166 Tell the press that the case is evolving nicely 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7167 Be alert, this looks like it'll become a Netflix documentary. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7168 This isn’t over, he’s not finished yet; whatever he’s trying to tell us is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7169 This burial plot has been in the family for generations 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7170 It's a red herring. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7171 Well.... I think we got our first petting zoo hit and run. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7172 I think I’ll buy that condo on Mars. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7173 Thank heavens the White house was spared. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7174 Ah...the work of a theorial killer. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7175 This gang shouldn't be hard to trace. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7176 Clearly the work of a deranged creationist. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7177 This murderer's M.O. is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7178 Something is fishy with how this story is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7179 One more victim before a-rest. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7180 Except for first one, their next-of-kin may be hard to find. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7181 My theory of what happened is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7182 Be sure to spell the victim's name correctly: H A E C K E L. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7183 It seems the perpetrator has evolved. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7184 The suspect is an Anti-Darwinist. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7185 God again. He knows we're onto him. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7186 Our killer's patient. Check the school yearbooks. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7187 It seems his MO is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7188 Boy, that’s some nasty family-tree-evolution crime scene, isn’t it? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7189 I'd say this is a clear case of intelligent design. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7190 A mystery to be unlocked by one with skills of Charles and Sherlock. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7191 Further proof that we're done evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7192 Clearly a crime of Passion of the Christ. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7193 Looks like another close call for the bonobos. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7194 I guess this rules out the Neanderthal. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7195 Start with the one with tails. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7196 This has always been a very bad part of town! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7197 I'm just glad we've evolved past Calvin urinating on things. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7198 My theory on this is evolving 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7199 So, Mr. Darwin was out walking his pets and now they're all extinct. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7200 This guy's M.O. keeps evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7201 They'er getting so pushy! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7202 I think they have that in reverse order. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7203 Well, God is dead. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7204 The death of evolution portends our future, but how can we bring fake news to trial? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7205 Something is fishy about how this case is evolving! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7206 Wow. This make take eons for the police to solve this one! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7207 Cause of death : fast-paced evolution environment 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7208 Hell of a time to run out of chalk! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7209 I think we need a religious explanation to explain all of this. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7210 Start by looking into the whereabouts of members in the Android Gang last night, especially those who are on record as wanting to stop an evolution. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7211 Looks like the Creationist Killer is trying to throw us off his scent. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7212 .. yes, Captain, and all his pets too including a fish apparently..... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7213 Tell the press the crime scene is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7214 Looks like Officer Darwin’s on the case. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7215 Looks like there's an evolving door of suspects. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7216 Agatha Christie would have loved this crime scene. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7217 I think we have to deduce that Charles is a person of interest. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7218 This case is slowly evolving for me. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7219 There were no witnesses, but physical evidence leads us to suspect a link. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7220 Just as I thought - it was the fish, again. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7221 The murder of evolution 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7222 Yup, this is a pretty strong candidate for the Darwin award. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7223 This case has evolved so much, hominoid. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7224 Stake it out and see what develops. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7225 I think this is one for the cold case team. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7226 DNA evidence has really evolved since the old days. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7227 Put a call in to Darwin. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7228 We have our work cut of us finding out who's next. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7229 I can see this case evolving into more than meets the eye. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7230 So which division handles this one? Homicide? Canicide? Felicide? Herpecide? Ichthycide? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7231 It's evolutionary, Ms. Watson. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7232 Banksy's been robbed. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7233 Looks like his stalkers were rubbed out, too. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7234 But then again, what if it should go from left to right? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7235 God is my witness. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7236 This is evolving into an interesting case. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7237 I suspect the driver was an illegal alien. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7238 The perpetrator is definitely evolving. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7239 It's like something out of a bad movie that'll I'll watch because it's on Netflix. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7240 I call it the evolution of death. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7241 Let's just say every creationist in town is a viable suspect. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7242 Well, the crime scene has definitely evolved since I've been put on the case. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7243 Strange, all natural deaths in a continuous line. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7244 They said Noah's ark got hit by a big meteorite, but where is Eve? 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7245 I'm afraid this one's going into the cold case files. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7246 Check all the local churches and round up the usual suspects. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7247 Who ever did this took their time, had fun and were very methodical. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7248 woke! 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7249 Well, Missy: Looks like a long slow suicide to me. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7250 These perp walks are getting curiouser and curiouser. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7251 Apparently the murderer has been around for eons. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7252 Looks like we have a Darwin Award winner. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7253 It looks like our killer is evolving. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7254 It's the evolution of a serial killer. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7255 We need to be careful. The criminal has gotten a lot more sophisticated. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7256 Keep your wits about you -- this is a rapidly evolving situation. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7257 Run a background check on Toro and alert the other clichés. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7258 This may require a primordial sleuth to solve 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7259 You hate to see it come to this. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7260 I believe that this crime scene is still evolving. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7261 It's either elevation or evolution. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7262 We need to be less anonymous with our "sketch artist wanted" ads. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7263 It's an ongoing case. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7264 This case has really evolved over time. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7265 To catch the killer, we'll need to find the missing link. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7266 There must be a connection to them all, let's rehash it from the beginning. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7267 This was not a crime of passion. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7268 The museum of natural history guard, caught red handed with stolen goods, took the first shot. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7269 I don't believe it. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7270 Evolution of the White House - in reverse. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7271 It's clear to me that perpetrator's killings have evolved significantly over time. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7272 It appears to be an evolving crime. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7273 If the fin turns into a tail, does the tail turn into a.... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7274 Well, it isn’t Keith Haring. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7275 The suspect wiped out victim's entire family tree is what you are telling me. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7276 Looks like The Darwinist has struck again. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7277 "I think it's the work of The Crazed Creationist". 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7278 He’s going to try to call Clarence Darrow. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7279 ‘LANDS INN’ 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7280 Call the Natural History Museum Director, not Sherlock. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7281 This case has evolved into quite a mystery 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7282 We don't have eons to solve this one before it's too late for us all. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7283 Hm....pattern here. Place guards around the AI. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7284 Darwin got it wrong--it's survival of the recidivist. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7285 Over the years the killer returned to the scene of the crime to take his next victim. 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7286 There isn’t a mystery I can’t evolve. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7287 It's the evolution of a murder 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7288 Looks like the 'Creationist' has struck again. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7289 This case seems to be evolving according to the book . 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7290 I guess that's the last we'll hear from the notorious Darwin gang. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7291 I liked him better when he confined his artwork to subway walls. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7292 Let's just hope he called Clarence Darrow. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7293 What's your instinct on this Darwin? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7294 Looks like evolution is dead. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7295 The note said, "I'll kill you and all you can become!" 1.1579 0.08024 38 34 2 2
7296 Guess they couldn't see it coming... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7297 My intuition tells me the victims knew each other. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7298 Apparently it takes awhile to get under the wall. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7299 Warn the Tomato, he's next. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7300 We're dealing with an evolved killer 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7301 He always said he wouldn't go down alone. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7302 That's an interesting theory, officer, but it's still only a theory. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7303 I, Hercules Poirot's little grey cells are never wrong, mon cher ami! 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7304 It takes time for an investigation evolves. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7305 Shame about Mr. Darwin... 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7306 Looks like the evidence in this case is evolving. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7307 Now I see why they call him “The Evolution Killer” 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
7308 Murdering has seriously evolved 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7309 Probably gang-related. Looks like those Creationists again. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
7310 My wife says I’m from the far end of this line. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
7311 Nonsense Officer, crimes don't just evolve. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7312 The papers are calling this case "Survival of the deadest." 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7313 Doesn’t look like there’s any evidence here. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7314 If the next pictogram outlined Donald Trump's hair, I'd be inclined to think this was done by a member of the alt-right. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7315 Looks like a clear case of suicide to me 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7316 Looks like this one’s going to be D.O.A., Darwinism On Asphalt. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7317 Hmmm....this is an evolutionary case. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7318 I guess the game of hopscotch is evolving. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7319 I believe the fish was the instigator. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7320 Wow. This one's been dead a long time. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7321 So sad. It was a lightning strike for the ages. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7322 Because there are no such sharply defined transitions, I'm citing you for bad evolutionary stereotypes. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7323 On second thought, order me the Vegetarian Special . . . 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7324 Any idea who his next victim might be Detective Darwin? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7325 As you can see Officer Covington, these cases evolve. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7326 Let's get Darwin on this. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7327 Did they have to kill the whole family? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7328 After all that, us? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7329 Our witness's account keeps evolving. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7330 Elementary evolution, my dear Watson. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7331 Good backdrop for a Selfie 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7332 Damn it! Looks like another evolutionist is on a killing rampage! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7333 Major Strassor has evolved. Round up the usual Darwinists. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7334 THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF HAD STAYED IN THE OCEAN 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7335 The death of rational thought 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7336 Creationists are killing Darwinian theory 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7337 I want this trademarked; and for someone to start mass producing it as a bumper sticker. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7338 The victim comes from a long line of murderees. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7339 Did the victims know each other? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7340 Well Carla, thank God there's an eyewitness. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7341 This serial killer is developing slowly. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7342 The victim looks like Darwin, in theory of coarse 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7343 We need to stay alert for the next move here! 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7344 This family was progressing entirely too slowly for the traffic! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7345 I just can’t believe this happened... 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7346 Ring Inspector Darwin. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7347 Maybe we broke that law. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7348 Step-by-step they're turning men. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7349 ,Darwin I presume 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7350 Round up the usual evolutionists. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7351 Damn Evolutionists, how low will they stoop! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7352 Another pet store robbery gone wrong, Johnson. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7353 Never should have sent her to art school 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7354 Call Aaron Judge and warn him he could be next. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7355 The e-word is out, officer. Intelligent design is now what we call it officially,. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7356 Think it’s enough evidence for evolution? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7357 But, a dog on a leash is missing. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7358 He must have been a Creationist. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7359 First, we need to interview the biology teacher. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7360 Well officer, now we can see the complete evolution of this crime. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7361 Darwin. D-A-R-W-I-N. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7362 This case is slowly evolving, Carl." 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7363 I’ts just a theory, but check the files for a guy named Darwin. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7364 It is illegal under international law. But it at least draws a line somewhere & says enough. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7365 Looks like your classic hit-and-crawl. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7366 I'm gettin' too old for this fuckin' shit. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7367 It's good to be thorough, Jones, but let's limit our inquiry to what killed the top layer. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7368 We're looking for an ontogenetic killer. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7369 Which one do you think it was? The first or the second grader? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7370 I think we may have found the missing link. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7371 Hmm. I didn't know Bronson's grudges went back that far. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7372 Poor Murphy. At least he finally put an end to the dreaded SandShark/Sheep/GiantCanary/Kangaroo Gang. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7373 Do you think they have really evolved? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7374 How did it evolve to this? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7375 No, the killer is evolving too, Loraine. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7376 I suspect Darwin did it. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7377 I guess everyone in America is a suspect - except the President. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7378 Go to the dock, ask about an ark. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7379 Yes, but which way is the evolution going. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7380 I'm gettin' too evolved for this s**t. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7381 Let me tell you how the case is evolving. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7382 Better call Inspector Darwin. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7383 Such a shame! He’d accomplished so much in such a short period. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7384 Illuminati 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7385 My thoughts are evolving on this case. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7386 Sargent, the more this case evolves, the more I think we’re chasing our tails. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7387 I believe that our crime scene is evolving! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7388 Round up the usual robots. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7389 Clearly, this is the act of a stalker. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7390 So, Mr. Darwin, you claim it was your entire family? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7391 I believe the answer to this mysterious discovery has not yet evolved. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7392 I guess that theory is dead. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7393 I’ll keep you posted on as the investigation evolves. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7394 He died a slow death. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7395 My theory is that the killer's methods were evolving with each murder. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7396 Looks like leash law, license and parking violations. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7397 It's my first speciecide; what about you? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7398 I'm Detective Malloy from Internecine. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7399 Well, as we suspected, evolution is dead. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7400 Maybe it's just me but I think it's one of those false clues. Ya know, so like I'm supposed to get all thrown off trying to figure out what the heck it means. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7401 From this angle I'd say the motive was devolution. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7402 I had a feeling it would come to this. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7403 Sic transit gloria mundi. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7404 The archaeologists and paleontologists refuse to draw conclusions, so I summoned the criminologists. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7405 The pattern of victimology in this case is crude but quickly evolving! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7406 Looks like the killer is losing control. His technique is devolving. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7407 Im a gumshoe in 2018 looking at masking tape. Aren't I funny? 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7408 This appears to be another crime against humanity. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7409 And that's how it happened! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7410 Clearly, the case is evolving. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7411 Even the "evolved" one isn't in the crosswalk. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7412 Call Detective Darwin. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7413 See, we're not so different, you and I. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7414 I'd say the deceased should be nominated for a Darwin Award. 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7415 So, where did "One Man, One Vote" originate? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7416 It's time to retire when these mass extinctions all look the same 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7417 I don’t know who’s next, but POTUS has nothing to worry about. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7418 Wasn't much left of the last four, we've had to contact a palaeontologist to get fossil records. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7419 It looks like religion made the first move. I won't be surprised if science retaliates with a war on Christmas. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7420 Chalk it up to evolution! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7421 We're too late. the inevitable has happened. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7422 Put out an A.P.B. for Darwin. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7423 This has got Darwin's fingerprints all over it ! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7424 You might recognize him… He's the fifth guy from the right on the evolutionary chart. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7425 It was the most diverse gang ever put together. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7426 I find the biblical theory about the crime much more plausible... plus you need less chalk. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7427 I’ve heard of the killer evolving, but this is unprecedented. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7428 I know it sounds cliche, but my theory on this case is still evolving. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7429 The forensics captain has been taking classes in anthropology on weekends. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7430 Good thing that controversy is finally dead. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7431 A brief history of murder. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7432 Looks like he brought all his pets with him! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7433 Did you check with Keith Haring? 1.1538 0.07826 39 35 2 2
7434 It started out as a performace art piece on the WALK sign. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7435 It looks like the evolution killer again. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7436 Wow, there's Darwin in a nutshell. 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7437 Just look at who is president and it's no shock that evolution is dead. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7438 This case is really evolving 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7439 The Darwin killer strikes again! 1.1538 0.05853 39 33 6 0
7440 Such a shame...he was an evolutionary figure. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7441 Something about this is fishy. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7442 Let's check out the cold case files when we get back. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7443 Talk about your golden hour> 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7444 It appears that the killer's technique is evolving. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7445 It’s still an evolving crime scene. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7446 Report in that it’s an evolving crime scene! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7447 Put an APB out for God as soon as possible 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7448 A fishy story from the beginning. Apes lose out! 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7449 Can we wait to see what comes next from this evolved killer ?? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7450 Don’t say anything . We wouldn’t want to upset VP Pence. 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7451 Well, Connie, what's your gut feeling? Was this crime intelligently designed, did it just evolve or is someone framing Banksy? 1.1538 0.06910 39 34 4 1
7452 Sure it looks like he's evolving, but maybe that's exactly what the devil wants you to think. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7453 There's a clue here somewhere 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7454 It all started with a single cell flashlight you say? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7455 It’s nap time. They’re tired of change. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7456 Sylvia, take a note, it looks like another case of dead end evolution. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7457 Great Apes O'Hara! I think we've finally found our missing link. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7458 Definitely not a creationist. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7459 This is what comes of mixing evolutionary stages. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7460 This killer is something else, officer. I've never seen selective pressure act so fast. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7461 It looks like the killer's methods are evolving every day. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7462 Hmm. It looks like this one happened quite some time ago. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7463 'Now, what we have hear is a clear case of a crime against humanity.' 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7464 The culprit? Well, as Yoda would say, Darwin is him. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7465 That can't be how it went down... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7466 Try not to be too judgmental here! We should just let the facts evolve. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7467 All signs point toward Darwin but I'm sure Creationists will propose another explanation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7468 Well, I guess that some people still think evolution is a crime! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7469 It's too soon to jump to conclusions with this case still evolving. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7470 Soon enough, we'll have concave backs. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7471 I've got a hunch the missing link could be found on eBay. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7472 Crime scene: The Trump government does not believe in evolution....... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7473 Evolution of car decals... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7474 O.K. Clancy, we have our motive! Set up a perimeter around every religious fundamentalists in the city! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7475 Crime is evolving in this city. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7476 Can't wait to see the next victim 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7477 It's 2018, see, and man has officially stopped evolving for the better. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7478 Either this killer’s been at this a LONG time, or he just went nuts at a pet store… 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7479 The evidence just isn’t there. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7480 That solves it! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7481 I believe the reading of Darwin's works helps us in our investigation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7482 It's almost like an evolution. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7483 I've seen a lot in my days, but this one really makes me fear for the future. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7484 This serial killer must be a humanist. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7485 I doubt this is a recent happening Miss Watson. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7486 Hmm, I want to say the murderer doesn’t believe in evolution 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7487 Somehow I knew it would evolve into this. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7488 Elementary, my dear Watson. This crime scene has been staged. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7489 Have we any creationists in the database? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7490 Based on these clues, I think we can get to the Origen of this incident. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
7491 Evolution of a serial killer 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7492 We can handle today's homicide. But all homicides that occurred more than a million years ago are turned over to the cold-case team. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7493 Where’s the A.I.? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7494 It's only an evolving theory, but I think it was a mass peticide followed by self-extinction. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7495 We're calling in Detective Darwin. 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
7496 Look: they're leading right to us! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7497 We've come along way baby! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7498 Evolutionary, my dear Wanda. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7499 Yes, the crime scene keeps evolving. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7500 Get me Darwin, ASAP! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7501 Officer, who drew those Darwin’s? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7502 We will figure out who killed Keith Haring 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7503 The investigation may evolve slowly.... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7504 What have we got? Everyone and his brother here? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7505 Looks like he died out... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7506 I feel like I've been on this case for eons. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7507 It's more than last time but I still don't get it. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
7508 But this is just my theory. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7509 I think we should look up his mother side of the family 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7510 Must've been that pesky Darwin again. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7511 I hope we can solve this one before another million years goes by. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7512 The family feud goes way back. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7513 This murder has really evolved 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
7514 Doomed 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7515 Crime has certainly changed during my career. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7516 The real crime is how offensive evolution must've been acting to make religion react this way. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7517 But are the victims related? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7518 I never thought studying for the Rorschach test would come in handy 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7519 You ever see Human Centipede? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7520 He seems to have a scientific method to his madness. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7521 Somehow this crime evolved into murder. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
7522 I think it's Intelligent Design 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7523 At this point it's just a theory. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7524 I am thinking we should call in Mulder and Scully. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7525 Okay. Go roundup the unusual suspects. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7526 I think this is the evolution of crime 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7527 There's your proof of social evolution. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7528 In this business it's always one damned thing after another. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7529 I guess Betsy DeVos got her Creationist education bill passed. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7530 I wonder if Darwin warned them about capital punishment? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7531 Maybe that Darwin guy had a point. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7532 It looks like our killer is evolving. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7533 Who contaminated the scene with chalk fairies? 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7534 Obviously, an old case 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7535 Call the FBI. Ask for Mulder and Scully. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7536 I can’t draw to a conclusion 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7537 I’m still trying to figure this one out. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7538 Caveman Ronnie is filming a commercial. Let's go to set; I have a few questions for him. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7539 We're still missing a link to the killer. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
7540 Motive clearly robbery. That was one helluva time machine. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7541 This is an evolutionary discovery, Watson!! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7542 The shape of the case is evolving. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7543 Looks like the killer struck just as he was climbing out of the primordial ooze. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
7544 The MeToo movement thinks we're still back in the cave man era. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
7545 Do we have a carbon dating machine at the precinct? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
7546 I don't think these are connected. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7547 Whoever killed this guy really wanted him dead. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7548 Looks like drain the swamp has forced the swap creators to evolve in members of the administration. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7549 Obviously we need to pay attention to the evolution of this crime 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7550 The crime is that there was never a missing link. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7551 This crime continues to evolve. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7552 Here’s a clue to the evolution of the crime. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
7553 Listen rookie, criminology recapitulates phylogeny every time. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7554 So, I jump and then I start flapping like my life depends on it? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7555 Officer Nelson, I hate to admit it, but we may need a little help with this one. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7556 My hunch is that we should be looking for a creationist 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
7557 Hmmm clues seem to be developing quickly 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
7558 I think I'm beginning to normalize Trump. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7559 If you spot anybody up a tree, dripping wet, bring him in. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7560 This is a tough case to solve. Some people don't believe this murder actually occurred. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7561 From the evidence, I'd say this is a 6,000-year-old crime. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7562 I suspect the victim suffered a long and lingering death. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7563 It's going to take forever to find the real perpetrator of this crime 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7564 My theory on COD is evolving. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7565 Look's like this case has evolved to murder. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7566 This might be the evidence we need to prove Noah’s ark. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7567 Well, we've gotten this far. What now? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7568 The killer shows a like for creativity 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7569 It certainly appears we are dealing with a serial killer. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7570 This is no time for Pictionary chief... we have a robbery on our hands. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7571 Lieutenant Darwin is on the way. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7572 I digress. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7573 Well, I imagine it evolved to this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7574 Never thought I'd see this kind of thing in Tennessee 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7575 I know I asked for a quick outline of how the murder evolved, but perhaps we could scale back the time line..... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7576 Next one with an "I-Phone" 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7577 Such a tragedy. Waze sent them to the Ark Encounter instead of the Art Encounter. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7578 This is the missing Pleistocene family. See if there are any surviving relatives. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7579 Looks like he hightailed it here before he bought it. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7580 I got this 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7581 Another case of Serial Darwinism 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7582 Looks like another Darwin Award for us. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7583 If I were E.T. I'd be worried. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7584 Processing this will take millennia. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7585 Well, this is evolving into quite the crime scene.... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7586 Take a note that it’s just a theory 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7587 It's not fact, it's just a theory 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7588 It looks like we have another case on human evolution. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7589 Yep, this looks like his work - our perp is intent on wiping out slime throughout the city. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7590 The killer seems to have a Darwin Complex. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7591 I'd say it's an evolutionary case. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7592 Chief Mendel isn't going to like the look of this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7593 Innocent until proven guilty, but I'm going to blame Charles Darwin. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7594 Put out an APB for Scott Pruitt. His DNA is all over these killings 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7595 We have an evolving crime problem 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7596 Looks like the evidence is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7597 He's got jokes, I'll give him that. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7598 Round up the usual Darwinian suspects 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7599 Yep, Darwin's the one we need on this one. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7600 Strange, how this case evolved 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7601 I've seen the one in the middle before. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7602 The clues are there. It's a serial killer but what is next? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7603 Let's just say the crime scene is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7604 Get a warning out to all women in the area through the local media. I think one of them may be next. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7605 Call Darwin. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7606 Looks like evolution is really dead. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7607 It's an evolving crime scene with ancestral persons of interest. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7608 More victims of evilution? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7609 This was only recently reclassified as a homicide. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7610 Now I know why they call it the DESCENT of man. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7611 It seems the case is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7612 The neverending ever evolving crime scene. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7613 This is going to take some time. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7614 Hmm, this case is evolving 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7615 Whether you fully accept Darwin's theory or not, we can at least agree that this guy is dead. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7616 This is a case for Detective Darwin! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7617 Seems more like UN-natural selection to me.... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7618 With the way the world is going these days, we're next Joe. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7619 Unfortunately, only the fittest survived. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7620 One thing we do know, the killer is evolved. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7621 The killer's pattern is clearly evolving. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7622 Yes, Detective, we got the evolution of the Homocide but the body is unidentified - we’re calling him Darwin. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7623 I guess you could say we've finally hit rock bottom. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7624 Never have seen one evolve this quickly. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7625 They’d been tailing him for a while. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7626 The clues are definitely evolving 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7627 Our theory on whodunnit is evolving. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7628 Clear case of homosapienscide 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7629 Looks like he couldn't evolve his way out of this one. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7630 This certainly qualifies for crime of the century. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7631 So this is where he walked away. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7632 Good thing they got him before the who-knows-what next stage 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7633 Canvass the neighborhood. See if anyone has notice an intelligent design around. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7634 He came from a long line of daredevils. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7635 Sad....... He’s a mere shadow of his former selves 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7636 Criminals always return to the crime scenes! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7637 It used to be we only had to worry about the Lunar effect. Damn you, Shark Week. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7638 This case may be an evolutionary dead end. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7639 Climb it change. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7640 I would say it was a very, very slow serial killer 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7641 We're going to have to take this case one stage at a time. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7642 There's something fishy about the way this case is evolving." OR: "He never had a chance of surviving." 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7643 That is how the incident evolved. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7644 Well, boys, pretty sure this one is pop art. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7645 It' getting close to home! Should we round-up the usual suspects or could it be CLIMATE CHANGE! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7646 No, it's not a crime scene. It's Andy Warhol's EVOLUTION 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7647 Do you think it's a copy-cat? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7648 We're looking for someone with a motive against a fish, a scaly-walk-y thing, a walk-y thing with no neck, a half-monkey with a J-tail, and a dude in the middle of a step. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7649 I think this perp has evolved since the last case, but’s it just a theory. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7650 I guess that eliminates creationists from suspicion. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7651 ...if ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny that dolphin must have been a real mean motherfucker... 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7652 I'd say global warming, but it's so cold today. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7653 There's something fishy here... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7654 Jaywalkers are almost extinct. When I was still a beat cop, they walked and talked and now they text last words. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7655 Now that’s what I call an evolving crime scene! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7656 The next one will have golf clubs in his hands. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7657 Well, this certainly is an evolving crime scene. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7658 the victim was between 40 Billion and 10,000 years old 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7659 It's worse than I thought, an unnatural natural selection rejection. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7660 Well that's the whole family tree 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7661 The trick is going to be finding the missing link that pieces this all together. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7662 In this city, it truly is survival of the fittest ... 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7663 Ah, the evolution of death. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7664 All evidence lead to an extinction. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7665 His message is quite clear, Grimsley. He's evolving! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7666 We'll have to go back a long ways to figure how this crime evolved! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7667 Well, we can rule out Evangelicals. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7668 Be ready for a creationist backlash after the press conference. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7669 I guess the Darwin haters are just going to hate. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7670 Only the fittest survived. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7671 You can see the evolution of the killer’s thought process. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7672 Just round up everyone who's evolved as a suspect. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7673 Back in the old days here in Kansas City, I'd say they were victims of evolution. Nowadays, we''ll just have to wait and see how the investigation evolves. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7674 It appears we’ve discovered the missing link. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7675 Lucky us. An evolving crime site. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7676 Looks like means of natural selection 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7677 The chalk points to Darwin. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7678 Evol 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7679 It has all the markings of that guy Chuck Darwin. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7680 Well, I'll dig into this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7681 Forensics believes it’s the work of Darwin 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7682 This is an obvious case of evolutionary profiling. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7683 Let's nab him before he changes his identity again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7684 This is already a cold case to me 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7685 This is a rapidly evolving investigation. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7686 Well, this looks like the antithesis of creationism. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7687 Wow, this crime scene evolved pretty quickly! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7688 In the NYPD's Species Victims Unit, each case evolves more rapidly than the last. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7689 A priest probably wouldn't have been much comfort to this guy. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7690 It is quite obvious that the killer is devolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7691 Some of these family feuds go way back and are existential. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7692 How are investigation has constantly evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7693 There’s something fishy going on here. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7694 Not a bad theory, but whoever committed this crime definitely had an intelligent design. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7695 Tell the lab to be sure to get a complete DNA sampling for this one. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7696 Hard to say who died first. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7697 ...oh, and check the statute of limitation on evolution. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7698 The crime scene is evolving as we speak. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7699 He's escalating...and evolving. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7700 Round up the usual Creationist suspects. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7701 It appears that the final conflict with The Creationists is upon us. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7702 Looks like we finally found the missing link. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7703 We think it was the family plot 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7704 Pour Guy never saw it comin 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7705 Another blow for the anti-evolutionists! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7706 The perp is a rep from Alabama. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7707 Our new chalk guy is getting better by the minute. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7708 I could do sushi. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7709 We have two lead suspects: Evolution and God 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7710 If you have seen one evolving crime scene, you’ve seen them all. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7711 A deity complex. It took him six days and he rested on the seventh. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7712 I think evolution killed itself. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7713 This case evolved even before I got here... 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7714 Don't worry the next crime won't be in a while. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7715 This case is evolving a lot faster then we thought. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7716 Trust me, we’ll need to be lucky with DNA to crack this one. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7717 Not another nature/nurture defense! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7718 Even if they are the culprits, what’s the motive? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7719 Clearly an evolutionary dead end. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7720 Just a primal hunch O’Shannesy, but, I’d say the victims were all related 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7721 This takes me back to my first year at the academy, all those lectures about the evolution of crime. Now I really understand. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7722 I'm Gould of the Yard. Harvard Yard. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7723 Another family reunion run amuck. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7724 It's like he never even existed. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7725 Diabolical! There's a missing link! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7726 Evolve or devolve? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7727 Looks like mortology is the recapitulation of philogeny. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7728 I see they are redesigning the school curriculum. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7729 Looks to me like the evolution of a crime family. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7730 What I can't figure out were was he going going or coming? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7731 The evangelicals are going to get a bad rap for this one. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7732 Sadest case of the conga I’ve ever seen.. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7733 Sir, I'm glad you made it here in time - this scene is evolving quickly. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7734 We think it started with the trout. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7735 Evolution: Crime Scene 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7736 We are dealing with inter-special serial killer 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7737 Just think. If the fish hadn't bolted, we'd probably be a lot better off today. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7738 The guy we're after is gonna be very fit 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7739 This crime looks like it evolved pretty quickly 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7740 He almost made it across faster than NYC traffic. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7741 I've got a theory about this one. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7742 Sure as heck looks like an act of god to me 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7743 I am evolving a theory on the perpetrator. But I'll be Darwin is I can tell exactly who it is. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7744 And that is why we all live in the Belly of the Whale. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7745 Such a shame, he was really coming up in the world. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7746 You might say it's the end of civilization. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7747 Hit and run. A creationist would be my guess. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7748 Exactly what type of DNA testing did you order? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7749 This appears to be the work of a serial killer who planned and coordinated his actions over a time period from 3.8 billion years ago to today. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7750 I wonder what this will evolve into? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7751 Our methods have really evolved. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7752 I can’t tell you exactly what happened here, but I have a theory that’s evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7753 Billy Grahams going to turn over in his grave!!! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7754 Murders don't just happen. Definitely some intelligent design at work. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7755 Can this be evolutionary genocide? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7756 Well, obviously the assailant used a re-evolver. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7757 Can't wait to see the Next Shape! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7758 First, secure the crime scene from all school-aged passersby. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7759 I think CSI is messin’ with us. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7760 This isn't part of the crime scene, the neighborhood kids like to play with chalk. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7761 We better talk to The Old Lady Who Swallowed. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7762 I'd say the case...is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7763 They never made it out of the ditch. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7764 Neighbors say he was trying to make something of himself 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7765 It's obviously an evolving crime. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7766 Murder has really evolved over the years. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7767 This evidence is evolving at an alarming rate. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7768 Oh, the [path to] humanity! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7769 Either our perp is a zookeeper, or this crime is evolving right before our eyes. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7770 Well it’s pretty obvious which one is the tar baby. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7771 Sometimes you just can't escape your genes 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7772 I'm starting to see the vague outline of a theory here. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7773 Our profile of the victim is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7774 You Darwin some. You lose some. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7775 Ironically, the genius was illustrating Darwin on the road when the steamroller hit him. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7776 I reckon this is all involved with that dinosaur extinction case … 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7777 See. If you just work the case hard enough, you'll have the perp confined to a cell in no time. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7778 Definitely evolving into a homicide. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7779 Strange case. The guy’s name is Scopes. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7780 Man evolved all right, but then he got a revolver. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7781 We've seen it before, coming out of the La Brea Tar pits. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7782 I suspect this took place over six days. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7783 The homocide investigation is still evolving 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7784 A red herring by ant other shape is still a red herring. We'll look for the woman. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7785 So, uh, which way did he go? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7786 He probably wasn't an evangelical. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7787 I've got a pretty solid theory. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7788 It’s definitely the work of a catholic. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7789 We're going to need to call in young Inspector Darwin. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7790 This is an evolving criminal enterprise. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7791 He had a huge family. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7792 Our theory continues to evolve. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7793 Brutal! He clearly died a very slow death. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7794 I have a hunch, those "Creationists", are responsible for this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7795 Go round up Fox and Friends. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7796 You need to be more 3 dimensional in your approach. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7797 Isn't a divorce less risky? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7798 Higher ups think the killer is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7799 ...it has to be some kind of lawyer joke. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7800 seen this before, furries 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7801 Looks like a nuclear family. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7802 This one closest to us has me stumped. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7803 No ID or anything, just another Darwin Doe. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7804 Get me the number of someone at the History Channel! 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7805 Now officer, I want no more chalk about 'missing links' in this case. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7806 The Whitney is doing an outdoor installation on Graffiti Art. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7807 It's not homicide. It's evolution and the what's next suspense is killing me. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7808 Are you sure no other evidence has evolved? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7809 I think it means we're dead as a species. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7810 That's the evolution of murder for you. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7811 If you want to draw, you should quit this shitty job and start a Twitch stream or something. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7812 This case is getting colder and colder. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7813 Our chalk guy is definitely a vegan. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7814 This has Bansky written all over it. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7815 Here's the evidence: one giant slog through the evolutionary mire for mankind! 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7816 This look like the work of the Church. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7817 What table are you pondering? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7818 Are we looking at one homicide or two? Or is it three? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7819 Some more kids and animals were murdered. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7820 They came a long way to end up like this. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7821 Yea, this is a case, they have been working on for a long, long, long time. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7822 Well, Officer Finigan, its my first evolutionary case, but I’d say this is a timely clue. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7823 ... and that's how they killed Science. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7824 I’m really concerned . This case seems to be evolving in a way that will result in way too much opposition. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7825 It's the pictoral representation of the election strategy that the Trump group reported as stolen. 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
7826 Whoever did this has no humanity 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7827 Remind me to complement Sgt. Zallinger on his outlining abilities. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7828 I'd like to add you to my professional network on missing-LinkedIn 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7829 Sargent, this is an evolving case. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7830 "Remind me where I can find a pet dinosaur". 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7831 Well, it appears the crime is on the rise. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7832 Yes, I can see how this case has evolved. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7833 Definitely premeditated. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7834 I think I've created my own hell. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7835 What you have here is the evolution of a murder. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7836 I received an anonymous tip that the next figure will be hunched again with a comb-over. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7837 It always starts with small animals. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7838 Looks like the same case detective Darwin was trying to solve. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7839 He was working on his family tree just before he had an accident. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7840 They never learn. Looks like tailgating to me. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7841 The most roundabout suicide -- suspect travelled back in time and killed his ancestor. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7842 Clearly it’s an evolving case 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7843 Pity. Seems such a regrettable end to the long and prominent lineage of Sir Wattly Haversham. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7844 The ultimate triumph of Creationism. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7845 We don't know yet. It's an evolving crime. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7846 Well if this doesn’t convince the Creationists... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7847 Put out an ABP for a white male, 6 foot, long white hair and beard. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7848 Cap chalks this one up to a suicide; seems he just lost the gills to live. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7849 The evolution of our demise, my dear friend... 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7850 Looks like this crime scene just keeps evolving. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7851 The only thing we know is, apparently they found remnants of his last meal: fish and chimps. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7852 We've found the missing link to this case. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7853 Okay. You can scratch all but the biopeds. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7854 Where did they go? 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7855 We might have to call in Richard Dawkins to help on this one 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7856 It's clearly a quickly evolving case. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7857 Ok Friday, it looks like the killer's MO is evolving. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7858 Elementary, my theory must evolve from the evidence. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7859 Easy peasy. We’ll hide behind that rock and in about 10,000 years we grab the first thing that looks like E.T. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7860 Got a hunch the motive originated somewhere else. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7861 The Church Lady has struck again. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7862 I see the scene has evolved. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7863 Looks like the evolution of a crime scene 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7864 Ironic. The art of solving homicides is also evolving. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7865 It could be a family thing but I'd still check to see if any pet stores have been robbed. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7866 This case has evolved. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7867 Let this be a lesson to you, Henderson. I mean: two lessons. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7868 Office Smith has really evolved at doing crime scene outlines. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7869 The more you look at this case, the more complex it becomes. 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7870 Are we the next super species? 1.1389 0.07074 36 32 3 1
7871 This mystery may evolve into something very interesting. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7872 We may need to get more police evolved. 1.1389 0.05846 36 31 5 0
7873 We are seeking Charles Darwin for questioning. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
7874 Ok sir, take your time. Do you recognize any of these suspects? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7875 The saddest part is wondering what might have been. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7876 That's an interesting theory, but I'm still not ready to rule out the lead Johnson got from his pastor. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7877 Yeah, human evolution is definitely dead. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7878 Investigate the beagle. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7879 Evolution denier, that's my guess! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7880 That's one fast-evolving profile of a serial killer. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7881 Somebody was clearly hoping this would wipe out all evidence of evolution...let's check the churches first. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7882 It's an evangelical crime 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7883 Wonder what Chief Darwin will make of this! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7884 I don't know about you, but I think a tail would have been a lot of fun. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7885 Open and shut case, Darwin strikes again. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7886 I'm afraid we've got a loooonnnnggg serial killer on our hands. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7887 Looks like divine intervention. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7888 His M.O. is getting more sophisticated. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7889 The bastard didn’t give them a chance. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7890 Yep, victims of evil-ution. Sorry tails indeed. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7891 Looks like the creationist finally did it. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7892 I knew it was a bad idea to let this Darwin chap in the police academy 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7893 First, we need to talk to the robot. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7894 Damn! He always claimed to be haunted by the past.......! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7895 There is something about the evolution of this case that rings hollow. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7896 My theory about this is still evolving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7897 Looks like the work of a creationist. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7898 What's even more frightening is the one that got away 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7899 Well there goes that theory. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7900 I just got an urgent crave to have a animal cracker 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7901 A loner's still theory. We haven't a tail to hang it on. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7902 What monsters we have become. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7903 Looks like those evolution-haters are back at it again. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7904 It's a morphing crime. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
7905 Well, this dispels our old theory. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7906 The bumper sticker killer is back. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7907 The killer’s note said “Your stick family was delicious!” 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7908 Liberal vandalism is on the rise. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7909 This crime scene seems a little fishy. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7910 Looks like a case of evolution. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7911 I think our killer has an antispecies personality disorder. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7912 We found it this way, Detective. Looks like it got evolution. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7913 Old Bill Jennings Bryan finally got his way, evolution is dead" 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7914 Yeah, give this one to Det. Darwin, when he gets back from the Galapagos. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7915 I think we got the DNA 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7916 It looks like he’s covering his tracks. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7917 The ocean's hiding a clue. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7918 This case is one for the X-files. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7919 The wife wants to get our DNA tested. Whaddya think? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7920 Clearly the work of a Machiadarwinian mind! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7921 Yep. All goners. Just never expected it to happen here, right in the middle of civilization! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7922 Well, someone really doesn’t like that theory 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7923 All right, you know what to do. Round up all the usual suspects. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7924 He remained close to his roots, Fledd. Shared everything with them. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7925 He evolved in a hurry! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7926 They just crept up on me. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7927 He may have some outdated views marriage, but Bob's chalk skills are really evolving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7928 I know it´s low budget. but do we have to share with PBS? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7929 Fact finding is an evolving science. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7930 This investigation is clearly in its evolutionary stages. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7931 It looks like a clear case of evolutionary extinction 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7932 This must have been fucked up to clean up. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
7933 I can't believe how quick this case is evolving! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7934 My theory of the crime? It's still evolving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7935 Liz, it's rare to capture a murder as it evolved? Do we have an id on that one-arm, long tailed, hominid? No? Did you check with missing links? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7936 Here we stand! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7937 The killer's M.O. is evolving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7938 I've interviewed the neighbors. They say he was a cold fish. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7939 Darwin. Charles Darwin. With the Homo Erectucide Division. The Chief calls me in on cases like this. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7940 Who's next? Your guess is as good as mine. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
7941 More victims of the culture wars 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7942 Looks like the evilutionist is on the move again. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7943 These Darwinians have a sick sense of humor 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7944 Uhh, what’s the point, do ya think? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7945 Don't you think it's rather fishy that only one of every species in the zoo was killed? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7946 Criminal tactics sure have been evolving, detective. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7947 It seems the killer's motive is evolving. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7948 I see the animal rights activists have left scene. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7949 It's the wise guys way of telling us we're getting too slow for this job. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
7950 I'm afraid that these, too, are victims of the War on Science. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
7951 When the witnesses told me about it, I didnt want to believe it either. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
7952 Put out an APB for Jean-Baptiste Lamarck. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7953 Takes “the great escape” to a whole other level. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
7954 I heard the New York Times is covering the story in Death and Dying. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7955 ....nd this was the Free Response Question on the AP Biology test. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7956 Another case of defacement by Evolution Art Collective. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7957 You’d think it would’ve evolved to not be such an easy victim by now. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7958 This case looks pretty evolved 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
7959 Poor guy. Looks like he walked right into that one. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7960 Just when he was trying to go straight, too. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7961 He's been missing from the classroom since '06. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
7962 ... and call the Creationist Museum. This is no way to stage a protest! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
7963 Suspect's last name: Darwin 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
7964 I think we know how this crime evolved 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7965 We may not solve this crime, but at least we can prove Darwin was right. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
7966 These killings are evolving quickly. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7967 'Kinda looks like the death of evolution ...' 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
7968 The perp must have plotted this for millions of years. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
7969 Can you point me toward the birdwatching sanctuary? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
7970 OK, you've got the case outlined. Now dig deeper, I believe the answer will evolve. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
7971 It reminds me of the chalk outline creatures I used to raise as a kid. So sad. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
7972 So, Officer Darwin, what's your theory of the origin of the crime? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
7973 No matter how hard we try to wipe out those damned "science" proselytizers, pockets of resistance remain. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
7974 Aha! The evolution of the missing persons report 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7975 Looks like another phylogeneticist is on the loose. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7976 Sergeant, the case is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7977 My theory is it's the same guy planting all those phony dinosaur bones. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
7978 Wow.the evolution of crime scenes are weird 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7979 The Creationism killer strikes again. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7980 Man, this is sad 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7981 This case is going to evolve into a murder. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7982 This whole crime spree is evolving 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7983 Tell Russo no more free expression in his crime scene figures. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7984 Hope he had a permit for these pets 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7985 Paperwork on this one is going to read like a thesis. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7986 First crop circles and now this. Those aliens are really getting to me, Stevens. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7987 Am not sure if this is a Police case! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7988 My analysis of the crime scene is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7989 another texas chainsaw massacre 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
7990 I wish Banksy would explain these 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7991 I’ve seen it before. The evolution of a crime scene. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
7992 Well, I think we can rule out Creationists. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7993 Any leads on a primordial suspect? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7994 And from there, as you can see, the whole situation devolved. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7995 It's genocide -- killing off the whole race 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7996 I'd say it's an evolving crime scene. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7997 I probably shouldn't have used my kids' sidewalk chalk. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
7998 Clearly a case of spontaneous evolution! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
7999 You know, the graffiti in this city is really evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8000 The evolution of manslaughter. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8001 Victim complex is in their DNA. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8002 The witness said a cloud appeared, killed them all, and said “Just call me Ai”. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8003 Or officer, might we be looking at phylogeny recapitulating ontogeny instead? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8004 Boy. What did you eat for lunch? Your farts smell terrible. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8005 AND SO IT WAS WRITTEN: THE BEST IS YET TO COME 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8006 It appears we haven't evolved as far as we thought. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8007 Looks like the serial Darwin hater has struck again. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8008 A fish was buried here, but all we can find is a human body. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8009 Obviously, this is how the crime evolved. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8010 It looks like evolution was under fire again. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8011 Inspector, I see some sort of pattern here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8012 My gut tells this couldn't possibly have happened without the help some intelligent entity. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8013 This case has to be solved before it evolves into complete chaos! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8014 So I told her, I'm not paying no alimony. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8015 Our crime scene lab guy is a former graffiti artist 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8016 I reckon the same killer got that chicken crossing the road. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8017 I think a pattern is emerging. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8018 Some days this job is the pits. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8019 Darwin’s family reunion gets unnaturally cut short 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8020 It looks like Darwin might have had a hand in this. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8021 I have a theory but this case may take a while to crack! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8022 Ok, arrest the usual suspects. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8023 This is evolving into an "epoch" crime. We need to determine if the victims are related. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8024 He was wearing a MAGA hat, but he had Maddow playing on his phone when we found him. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8025 They finally got Evolution 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8026 I get your your theory. It just depends if you believe in evolution or not. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8027 This is one for the cold case files. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8028 It seems to be a metamorphosis killer. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8029 I'd say our suspect prime must be an anthropologist! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8030 Put 24 hour protection on the Androids their next. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8031 I detect a scent of man. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8032 We just are not letting them know how Adrian Lamo really died. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8033 This is the evidence we needed: the evolution of man ends here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8034 Wait a minute, I think my theory's evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8035 Well, finally, the missing link has been found. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8036 Let's suppress this before POTUS takes credit for it! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8037 This jaywalking case is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8038 Looks like Haring's Monkey Puzzle finally got unpuzzled. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8039 Our prime suspect is the missing link. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8040 He was a very evolved killer. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8041 About time we brought in Darwin. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8042 Looks to me like they’ve murdered science. Should be an easy one to solve. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8043 He was a hero - he stood up for us. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8044 Looks like the serial killer is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8045 It appears that the killer is working his way up to Darwin. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8046 Which one is the moving target? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8047 Those mob bosses went way back. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8048 I’d call it an evolving crime scene myself. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8049 As of right now, Jesus is only a person of interest. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8050 So you think Keith Haring did this to Darwin? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8051 I knew he'd never amount to anything. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8052 I guess we really are going extinct 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8053 So much for the assent of this man. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8054 Yup. The Creationist Cartel, flexing its God-given muscles. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8055 Due to natural selection... We should probably run. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8056 Looks like the work of the devil. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8057 We really should have seen this coming. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8058 We do know, that the victim, was a monkey's uncle 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8059 Elementary, my dear Watson. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8060 There's been a history of crime in this parking lot. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8061 DNA confirmed the design of this crime was not intelligent. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8062 Let's put out a BOLO on Charles Darwin. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8063 Banksy is back. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8064 Who's gonna break the news to Charles Darwin? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8065 Must be some kind of gang symbol -- look for a group of really bad artists. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8066 This one's going to be a real boon for the creationists.I 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8067 Those cops have been standing there for eras! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8068 This last one shot fish in a barrel. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8069 Is it me or do they seem to be walking backwards? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8070 I guess I need a break. the same time scene keeps happening over and over 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8071 I wonder who's going to be next. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8072 You can take your time on this one, sir. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8073 They hit the same crime spot again. You’d think they’d clean these streets after millions of years. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8074 If Darwin was right, you'll probably figure it out in a few million years. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8075 Clearly a job for forensics. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8076 Damn Darwin. Back at it again with evolution! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8077 Obviously a suicide." or "Only one witness, and he has a huge halo." or "The guy who reported this has a very deep voice. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8078 We're going to need some evolutionary forensics. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8079 Didn't evolve enough to leave a better mark on the world. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8080 Clearly, a murder-suicide. The weapon was shortsighted higher intelligence. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8081 It's clearly an evolving situation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8082 The mystery continues to evolve. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8083 You don't see many violent uprisings. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8084 EVOLUTION IS. A REVOLUTION WRAPPED AS. A CRIME. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8085 Let the press know the case is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8086 Well Sarge, I guess we just gotta wait 'till the case evolves a bit, before we can positively identify 'em. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8087 This just evolved into a bigger and bigger case. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8088 Adam and Eve are on their way, Chief. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8089 I think we both need to add "The Shape of Water" to our netflix queue. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8090 I loved your work ever since I saw your first triple homocide on Mulberry. Just make it out to Richard please, thanks 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8091 Hmm.. appears to be a case of getting some comeuppance 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8092 Banksy supports evolution? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8093 Consider the Evil-lution of the crimes 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8094 This has had a fishy smell from the start... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8095 Damn...they've been here a long long time... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8096 Tell CSI I will need the half life of all the victims. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8097 Would you believe me if I told you climate change was the most likely suspect? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8098 I guess life doesn't always find a way... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8099 Looks like we're next. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8100 Looks like the work of a serial killer ... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8101 I think we should call the COLD CASE SQUAD since the first death appears to be 3.8 billions years old. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8102 Let's see what the nature show narrators have to say about this. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8103 That's life, and you can't deny it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8104 We need to revisit Lamarck vs Darwin 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8105 Say "Likely serial killer." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8106 We know one thing for sure, his race is over and out. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8107 Nothing to the press until the case evolves further 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8108 We're not quite certain but we believe this to be the work of a sadistic Trump follower who has regressive tendencies. Sessions is being held for questioning. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8109 A crime committed in the order of time 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8110 They should have never let that blind man lead the Conga out of that bar...what a mess, look at my shoes... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8111 Detective: Another piece by that Darsky guy huh. Uniform: Yep. It's still fresh. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8112 'Let's wait and see how this case evolves.' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8113 The Priest said it was OK to remove them. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8114 Well, I have a theory - but I don't think Chief Bryan's gonna like it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8115 It's a code 3102: Darwinian defacement with intent to incite controversy 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8116 I can only assume he was from a long line of the Underworld 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8117 Well, you can blame God for the missing link if you want, but I mean to frame Darwin. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8118 This is a case for Inspector Darwin. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8119 Well, it's clear that the killer can't be a Republican! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8120 This is the strangest case for evolution I've ever seen. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8121 What a shame, he was so evolved... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8122 Seems to be a clear progression here 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8123 Let's see if we can trace his whereabouts before he was hit. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8124 Well, it looks like we've got a progressive serial killer . . . 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8125 Looks like that troublemaker Darwin is up to his old tricks again. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8126 Biological Evolution.....I am going to have to cite you in CSE. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8127 You say the victim's name was Darwin? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8128 What we have here is the evolution of a terrible crime. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8129 It's open and shut. Darwin did it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8130 Yes, my son did it, he doubled majored in art and biology. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8131 Quite right, officer. This does appear to be the missing link. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8132 Does this mean the end of man-kind? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8133 "It looks like the work of the Cave Dweller Killer". 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8134 It had to start here, no way the fish could wield the chalk. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8135 I'll be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8136 Ma'am, I do believe we've got a puzzler on our hands. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8137 Fortunately, there are no new developments. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8138 I'd say pollution was the killer! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8139 Looks like a case for Darwin. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8140 Looks like an evolving target 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8141 I am figuring multiple suspects here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8142 We shiuld’ve Seen where this was leading! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8143 Man, amoeba new job 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8144 It was either this or wear the orange toupee. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8145 A tough case, Mike, but at least we can eliminate any creationists as persons of interest.” 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8146 Let me outline the details here for ya kid. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8147 One of the witnesses says she heard the second victim shout something like 'Adrian!' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8148 The victim was either an alien or a cartoonist. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8149 "This investigation has come a long way". 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8150 This clearly bears the hand of Darwin! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8151 He did leave a trail of possibilities. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8152 Here you have it Louise, Banky's earliest work. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8153 The evolution of a crime scene from something fishy to someone dead. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8154 Those damn Darwinians again drawing their graffiti in the street. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8155 I've seen this before, Officer, on the walls of that cave in southern France. It's too neat. The evidence all points to nurture versus nature. We'll have to wait for the autopsy. You can't really tell much from the positions of the bodies. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8156 Well that's evolution for you. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8157 Unbeknownst to the detectives, the missing link in this case was Jimmy Hoffa. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8158 Murder-suicide by The Piper, Ed? I dunno. Smells a little fishy. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8159 The “un-sub” is a white, male creationist.... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8160 Alright, line the teachers up out here on the sidewalk, and see which one denies this happened... then we got the hit run driver. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8161 Why did they all choose to simultaneously jump off of Trump Tower? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8162 The fish did it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8163 There's something very, very sub-species about this. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8164 We’ve got an anti-evolution serial killer it appears. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8165 It's in Hebrew. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8166 How do suppose this crime evolved? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8167 I hope I'm next 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8168 This is one small step for a rat, but a giant leap into the nightmares of human beings. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8169 Well, whoever it was, they were more efficient than the Scopes Monkey Trial. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8170 Wow! The history of evolution,in a nutshell. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8171 Pied Piper of captured animals. Unheeding jaywalkers all. Sad! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8172 Underneath this tragedy is our legacy pothole. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8173 This is evolving into a really dangerous situation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8174 Yes, it"s the old Darwinian syndrome. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8175 This won't end well. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8176 Looks like the chalk outline guy watched too much National Geographic this weekend. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8177 Only god could know what happened here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8178 I am starting to warm up to it. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8179 The victim was obviously going through puberty. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8180 What next? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8181 The perp is obviously an Intelligent Design advocate on steroids. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8182 Evolution my dear Watson, evolution! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8183 This has Darwin's fingerprints all over it. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8184 Round up the natural suspects. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8185 I see a pattern evolving here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8186 This killer's got a pattern, and it looks like we're next. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8187 Looks like a garden variety extended-period-of-successful-evolution-followed-by-inevitable-extinction case. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8188 What do you think their cocks looked like? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8189 Talk-in bout the evolution. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8190 Triasic'ing the whole block. Somebody must've seen the Van Gogh. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8191 Hmmmm...the chief says La Brea is the prime suspect. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8192 This crime scene takes on familiarity ! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8193 Hmm, that’s fishy. There is a lot of monkey business going around here. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8194 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8195 Perhaps our perp is evolving into a serial killer. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8196 Evolutionary leap. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8197 What's wrong with this generation... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8198 We're looking for an old guy with a long white beard; goes by the name of Darwin 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8199 Why am I hungry for alphabet soup? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8200 Let's just say that we came a little too late. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8201 Put out an all points bulletin to be on the lookout for this guy Darwin. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
8202 Even though life as we know it has made great progress, it's obvious death is a constant. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8203 That was some accident! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8204 Next they'll be coming for the robots. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8205 Darwin, in the parlor with a fit bit. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8206 The cell-phone is missing... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8207 The Beagle came and went and left its imprint. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8208 I think I like it better as an amoeba. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8209 Yep. Global warming again. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8210 Do you think this Darwin chap was on drugs, Ethel? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8211 Still don't believe in the evolution of crime, Mr. Bryan? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8212 That's odd. This last one was also driving the road roller. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8213 Looks like a copy cat case 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8214 Make a note to get that paleontologist out of the criminal division ASAP!! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8215 it's a sight gag. no caption is needed. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8216 Hm. A specious scenario, wouldn't you say? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8217 Looks like, the Gingerbread man, he didn't run as fast as he can. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8218 A case like this takes me Way back... 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
8219 Now I see why you'd be inclined to call this an evolving investigation. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8220 Looks like a DUI... Darwinian Unfolding Incident. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8221 I’m telling you right now, Darwin did this. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8222 You're not going to get very far. You do know we live in a bubble, right? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8223 No doubt about it - this killer is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8224 The killer has hated this family a long time. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8225 Anthropologically speaking, we don't have a clue. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8226 This may take longer than we thought, Sargeant 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8227 I'll bet it's just Ancestory.com graffiti 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8228 Get more chalk, I want to see how this ends. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8229 Make way for evolution? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8230 Five victims, but only the fish took the bullet? Let's keep this one quiet. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8231 We care and only care about human. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8232 The guy in front is out of line these days, I bet you the kids will want to erase him. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8233 Call Inspector Darwin 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8234 I told you something is fishy about this case. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8235 The creationists strike again! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8236 I suspect it's the work of the 'evolution killer' again! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8237 Looks like the work of a Banksy descendant to me. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8238 I think the killer’s technique is evolving. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8239 Huh. He warned they'd kill him and his entire line, though they'd never talk. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8240 The murder of science is never easy to see. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8241 The good news is they donated their bodies to science. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8242 I'm transferring precincts. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8243 We'll need to cross-reference this evidence with our cold case files. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8244 Cut it out Marv. We've got a job to do. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
8245 Looks like we still need to find the Missing Link. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
8246 Progress kills 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8247 victim's name was Charles Darwin. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8248 Evolution as thoughts and prayers. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8249 Looks to me like the evolutionary death of a trope, Marg. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8250 The case of the Incredible Devolving Man! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8251 We're gonna have to lie to the press like it's freakin' Chappaquiddick. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8252 I believe they were unnaturally selected. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8253 Evolution at work. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8254 Batrat and Pigeon just don't have the same ring. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8255 I told you that guy killing the finches was going to brach out. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8256 Write this down. ‘We’re next.’ 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8257 ay wassup nyt hala 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8258 Dinner will be ready in 5 to 10. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8259 I suspect this may be the work of the Evolutionary Killer. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8260 The more colorful graffiti is in Queens. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8261 Put out a BOLO for Creationism. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8262 My theory of this crime is still evolving. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8263 It's survival of the fittest. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8264 This case is really coming to life. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8265 Stay in front - then you don't have to worry about behinds. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8266 I hoped that Darwin wasn't right. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8267 We'd better warn Pete Sampras 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8268 ...not just fit. I’d say the fittest “Not just fit. I’d say the fittest! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8269 Looks like the Darwin Killer is up to his old tricks. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8270 Whoever chalked this is a whiz striping a football field. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8271 The Darwin Fish auto decal killer is evolving. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8272 Ten bucks says, the Intelligent Design Army claims responsibility for this attack. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8273 There was a retroactive curse on the family. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8274 Up until now, I thought it was death by extinction. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8275 Detective Brown knew he was closer than ever to catching Banksy 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8276 Darwin's Evolution of Manslaughter 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8277 I’ve got a theory, but it’s still in its... wait for it... evolutionary stage 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8278 Sooo close, yet........ 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8279 It started out with a fish, how did it end up like this? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8280 Good God. Look at all these victims! How long has this killer been evolving? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8281 I see the crime scene is still evolving and no missing link yet 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8282 The Death of Mankind? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8283 This case has just evolved. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
8284 Well, well, well, wiped out of existence! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8285 Sergeant, I suspect these murders evolved over time. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8286 I'm not ready for this. Call Pope... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8287 Officer Brown, I think we’ve found the missing link in this case... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8288 Welp, I guess that puts that debate to rest. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8289 These anti-aging smoothies are really getting out of control. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
8290 I don’t care what his ancestors looked like 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8291 We've stumbled upon a cold case from the Mesozoic Era. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8292 This has Ken Ham written all over it... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8293 Now they’re sleeping with the finches. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8294 They all had it coming. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8295 If Uber is the evolution of transportation, it should have gotten us here earlier. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8296 I see a murder evolving here. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8297 The evolution of manslaughter. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8298 No panic, it’s an early Richard Hambleton. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8299 Crime solving is an evolutionary process. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8300 It’s the end of the line for this guy, 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8301 Sure, Animorphs was a great book series, but those kids should've fucked as animals more often 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8302 A scent of a crime. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8303 This is the third Evolution of Man window sticker this week. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8304 Another swamp drained in our nation's capital. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8305 The boss's wife picked it up at a flea market in The Galapagos 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8306 This scene is one for the books. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8307 Looks like a serial creation and evolution debater. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8308 This is rapidly evolving into a case we should bump up to the Feds. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8309 What's this got to do with evolution? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8310 The killer's motives must have evolved. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8311 This should be good, the guy's name was Adam. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
8312 Anybody want a donut? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
8313 First Link went missing then this, they say track marks of the EPA director's custom car is all over this place. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
8314 So....you're saying people are really fish...monkeys. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8315 Hum, it must have been someone who still doesn't believe in evolution 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8316 As I see it, we have two suspects: Darwin or God. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8317 Extinction strikes again 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8318 My theory about the identity of the murderer is still evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8319 We humans have really changed over the years. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8320 I’m thinking DNA testing will serve more than one purpose in this investigation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8321 Dorothy, we’re not in Kansas any more. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8322 I've got a theory about the cause of this one, it must have been a big bang. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8323 This crime appears to be an evolving situation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8324 I think you should bring Darwing for the police lineup 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8325 Would you look at that? It's traced all the way back to fish. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8326 My theory on motive is still evolving but all evidence points to the Missing Link. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8327 Evidence identifying the killer will evolve. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8328 It has all the earmarks of the Darwin Gang! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8329 Another serial Newtonian. This world is hell. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8330 It appears we will be looking for an anti-evolutionist. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8331 All right, have it your way — you heard a seal bark 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8332 Contact the Bureau. We need to keep the rest of the Animorphs safe. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8333 The victim was evolved. The murderer, not so much. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8334 I'll chalk it up to them. Darwin-ing this battle. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8335 What's missing here is none of them have an AR-15. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8336 Looks like the Yeerks got him mid-morph.. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8337 "That's Darwin with a D". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8338 Now I wish I hadn’t skipped that lecture on evolution during my crime scene investigation course. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8339 I wonder how Darwin would see this! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8340 'Looks like a case for inspector Darwin." 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8341 It's Prehistoric! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8342 ""Well it's obvious our killer doesn't believe in evolution". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8343 Looks like a late-night of paperwork to me. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8344 We're trying to tail him, but the case is evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8345 We’ll catch the scoundrel who did this. The evidence is quickly evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8346 Our theory on whodunnit is evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8347 It's still a developing scene. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8348 A lot of clues led up to this. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8349 Crime in this town has really evolved. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8350 This area has been a familiar crime scene for quite a while. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8351 The temperatures of the corpses seem to suggest that we're going backwards 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8352 If Darwin is correct, we'll find out who did this in a million years. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8353 Looks like Darwin is going to have to start from scratch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8354 The evolution of gingerbread med. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8355 This killer has no regard for evolution or man. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8356 Male, Female or Transgender? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8357 The attack seems to have taken place at a family reunion. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8358 Hmm ... This case is evolving into something much bigger! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8359 There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been . . . the first. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8360 Well, they haven’t broken any of Darwin’s laws. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8361 Wow! A historic case of urban crop circles. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8362 When they dare challenge you with their primitive skills 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8363 Yes. Our prime suspect is that creationist, Niwrad Selrahc. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8364 They were murdered while naked. The whole family. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8365 Please don't say it. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8366 Crikey, Sarge, there's something fishy going on here in this here mid-century crime scene. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8367 This crime scene has been in my family for eons. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8368 The evidence is sketchy 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8369 Detective Darwin, it looks like your theory is panning out! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8370 This case is evolving into something Darwinian. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8371 Now this is what I call a 'cold case.' 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8372 The victim was radical evolutionary. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8373 I think viewers should rebel against the "Cartoon Caption Contest" because they are actually secret spyware from foreign operatives trying to destroy American culture. This caption proves my point. Man didn't evolve from fish--this is devolution. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8374 Galapagos is out of my jurisdiction, we'll need to call in Darwin. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8375 Ironically, the killer must have used a dragnet. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8376 I'd say it's got something to do with evolution, but it's only a theory. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8377 Well, I can tell you it won't be solved overnight. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8378 The case of the missing link in human evolution 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8379 So this is how will evolved. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8380 Can't believe memes killed all the genes. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8381 Something's really fishy! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8382 Just write down they were gender fluid. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8383 This is going to be a tough case to evolve. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8384 Let's get the creationist club in for questioning 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8385 “Should we contact the media, Detective?” “No, I think not. The evolution will not be televised”. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8386 I have a feeling this was payback for the Scopes Trial. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8387 Just as I suspected the evolution of a Dead man. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8388 I suspect our perpetrator is going to be very fit! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8389 Forensics has narrowed time of death to 10 p.m. Tuesday and 11 p.m. late Pleistocene. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8390 I've seen his work before. HIs methods keep evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8391 This is an old crime scene, the statute of limitations may come into play. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8392 Listen up, kid, da only solution fer a case like dis is ya classic cookie-cutta approach. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8393 I hate Darwin award season. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8394 Get David Attenborough on speed dial. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8395 So the police chaplain thought they all had guns? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8396 Ya know, Marge, now that you mention it, after a second look, I think there's a connection! Ya think it was Pruitt, trying to pin it on those environmental activists? Or, a message from God? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8397 So, what's the point of evolution? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8398 It’s an abomination. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8399 Well Marge, I guess patriarchy really is dead. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8400 As Frank would’ve said, he went out ‘king of the hill, top of the heap’. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8401 Rookie, time to put that anthropology degree of yours to good use. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8402 We should not have let them talk about evolution in the schools. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8403 So, the Techs said something about 3.5 billion years. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8404 I've never seen a blended family die such a horrible death. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8405 Looks like Scopes is at it again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8406 God, Satan, Zues, if they're immortal, I want to talk to 'em. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8407 Now, I believe this is what they call a "human centipede." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8408 Looks like the Galapagos Strangler has struck again. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8409 Police Cheif: What’s the verdict? Detective: Homocide, sir. The death of evolution. Police Cheif: And the culprit? Detective: Us, sir. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8410 Our inquiries are evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8411 that's a body count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ...it has to be a serial killer 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8412 Evolution of an evidence! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8413 Darwin? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8414 It looks like the perpetrator was a theory of evolution denier. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8415 Get me the file on ‘Old Family Feuds’. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8416 Appears to be a pattern. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8417 Looks like they got the whole pet store. This case is evolving. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8418 Inform Dectective Darwin, we have a text book case of splash to splat. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8419 Looks like the Creationist Killer is still at large. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8420 The missing link strikes again 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8421 We're looking for the protozoa behind all this. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8422 Alright, you'd better call Sgt. Darwin to get down here on this job. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8423 I gotta hunch we’ re looking for a creationist . 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8424 We're looking at the evolution of a serial killer 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8425 Weird family. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8426 The evolution of necromance 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8427 This case is already full of superfluous information. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8428 Looks like the Special Creation gang has struck again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8429 This investigation definitely has legs to stand on. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8430 It is the motive and means. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8431 Any progress on finding the tail? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8432 Put out an APB for Global Warming 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8433 It happens in the five months before an election. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8434 There is no God.... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8435 This is the beginning of the end, Margaret. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8436 Its the mist evolutionary crime scene yet! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8437 He had a good run. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8438 Poor guy. Looks like he suffered a very slow death. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8439 Seen one. Seen 'em all. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8440 Do you think we'll ever find the missing trait? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8441 This has always been a high crime area. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8442 We are witnessing evolution of crime 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8443 Who dunnit? My theory is evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8444 So Elon Musk was right -- this is all a simulation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8445 One small murder for man, one giant massacre for mankind. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8446 Despite this evidence, we are not retrying Scopes. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8447 Victim isn't fully evolved, you can tell it only has a minor iPhone hunch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8448 Someone just went through a major transformation 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8449 This case sure is evolving dramatically 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8450 We'll just have to see how this case evolves. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8451 See how he drew his distant cousins into the crime. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8452 Make certain these guys don't breach the police line. Looks like they're itching to move forward. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8453 So, tell me how to keep the file from deflating the souffle. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8454 A career move gone bad. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8455 Forget it, Jake- it's Charles Darwin Town. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8456 Chalk drawings tend to simplify things... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8457 Sir, the theory on "who-dun-it" keeps evolving 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8458 Well, what do we have here...somebody run to the library and grab Darwin's book ASAP. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8459 And they said it was all a myth! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8460 A most intelligently designed murder. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8461 Here's proof of the Killer Ape Hypothesis - Aggression is indeed behind evolution.. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8462 I'd say "We'll catch him", but I've always had some mixed feelings about that. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8463 You're right that is a long light. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8464 Lieutenant, there's something fishy about this case." "I don't know Sarge; it could be a red herring. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8465 It's just Darwin's great, great, great, great grandchildren playing with their rubbers stamps again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8466 Evolution is finally dead, thank God. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8467 Wow! It looks like mankind started as a fish! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8468 Animal approaches human - scary new development caused by OMG (French for GMO) 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8469 No doubt about it — it’s the rare, missing link from Keith Haring! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8470 Remember to question Darwin on this. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8471 As I trust you can tell the next step in their misguided plan is AI. I don’t know writing them up can prevent it but it’s the best I can do. Sir, please tell me your name and address. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8472 The real story keeps evolving 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8473 Hard to tell which way he morphed. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8474 "My thoughts on this case are still evolving". 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8475 Charles Darwin is our prime suspect. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8476 It’s unlikely that there will be a DNA Match for four of the five victims 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8477 And a one, and a two, and a three... 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8478 Fortunately, he didn't make it any further! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8479 Looks like the creationists one. Yep, I guess evolution is dead. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8480 What was the victim's evolvement with the suspect? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8481 I just heard that Lt. Darwin's theory has evolved. He now says that there were no survivors because each victim was unfit. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8482 Another threat to humanity averted by a well-timed meteor strike. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8483 What are you talking about... that’s the Garden of Eden. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8484 The perpetrator's modus operandi has remained fairly constant even though his targeted victims have continued to evolve. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8485 Looks like the work of an intelligent designer. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8486 Who is victim and who criminal? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8487 My thoughts concerning this crime scene are evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8488 Someone killed the revolution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8489 The last one has no tail. This looks suspicious. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8490 Looks like the work of the Religious Right. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8491 The evolution of Banksy 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8492 Looks like we have a serial killer, their next victim is likely to be from an advanced civilization 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8493 Book them for speeding through evolution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8494 Do you think it was premeditated? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8495 Looks like the evolution of the Victim will solve this crime. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8496 Looks just like that drawing in Lascaux. Looks just like that drawing in Lascaux. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8497 Witnesses report seeing a man with a ginormous head just before the victim was found. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8498 My gut tells me it's a familicide. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8499 Looks like the killer is evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8500 I do have a theory my dear Officer Watson ...it's evolutionary. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8501 Our theory of the case is still evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8502 It’s the Darwin serial killer. I recognize the evolving m.o. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8503 I want the names of all known time travelling serial killers! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8504 This man had some odd-looking pets. They perished together. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8505 Well if it isn't my old nemesis, Charles Robert Darwin. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8506 He was deeply involved with genealogy 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8507 No Detective, I meant which way did the killer come from. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8508 Yep, we sent the traced specimens to the museum; so evolution, finally, she is proven. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8509 I'm gonna need a timeline of the deaths to determine whether this argument started with an article by NPR or by InfoWars... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8510 Seems the human growth hormone has been around for a long, .. l o n g, ... l o n g, time! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8511 First we need to determine IF the "vics" are related--OR is it an act of God 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8512 Call in that new forensics guy, Darwin. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8513 Ever since evolution the fish did it! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8514 Is this a solution to evolution? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8515 I've smoked out the fish at last. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8516 This is an evolving case. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8517 Lose the fish, then tell tthe press it’s an evolving story. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8518 The victim was a strong supporter of Charles Darwin theory. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8519 An evolution of crime theory classic. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8520 I only do homicides. I hope we don't need to work out the phylogeny, too. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8521 Looks like they've been here a long time... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8522 There has been an evolution in the crime scene. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8523 No one took the threat to evolution seriously. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8524 The guy in the hat who’d slipped past the police tape kept yammering on about all the weird mutants getting killed these days. Janice ignore him and kept working on that turtle picture. Only an art school scholarship would save her now… 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8525 Look for a woman with a cape. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8526 aw snap, we need the FBI on this 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8527 Our suspect clearly has a highly evolved technique 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8528 Looks like the American education system is at it again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8529 Entry for April 8th, cartoon by Ellis Rosen. "Many people are saying that I am a great flier - that's why you are nodding your head - because you agree. This is going to be sooo easy." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8530 This serial killer has been arpund a long time. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8531 We’re looking for a homicidal creationist with a strong sense of irony. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8532 We had a permit for the kids to use the Play Doh. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8533 It seems your killer is a Creationist. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8534 Darwin or losers? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8535 It's a shame; I saw them play the Harlem Globetrotters two years ago. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8536 2 adults, 2 kids and a dog on the back window of society. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8537 Looks like the work of a surreal killer. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8538 The motive goes all the way back to past lives. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8539 We're supposed to admire the creativity of this crime scene." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8540 Meanwhike, The Creationist Killer left just one body. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8541 The Mermaid Parade is getting more violent every dang year. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8542 Bill took advantage of the department's graduate school tuition plan a little late and could only get into the archaeology class. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8543 I'm sure that in time our theory of the case will evolve. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8544 Looks as though the Pied Piper is back. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8545 Cookie Monster or copycat? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8546 You wonder who's next. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8547 Round up the usual biology teacher suspects. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8548 Let's get our paleolithic unit evolved in this investigation. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8549 Some of these restaurant wait times are criminal. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8550 The current theory is that this Disney princess was mid-ballad with all her animal cronies, when an evil witch struck them down. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8551 Have you checked Darwin's alibi yet? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8552 Well, we can rule out adoption 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8553 Keep this under your hat Griffiths, but clearly we're not the fittest of the species afterall. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8554 This is bad, they never had a chance. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8555 We're getting warm. The perp left one clue too many. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8556 The killer must have been very fit 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8557 This a clear case of homo erectus jealousy. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8558 I’m working on a theory 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8559 This case has taken millennia to evolve. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8560 Detective, it's the Darwin Family. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8561 I grew a spine, pulled myself from the abyss of my youth, and walked away from my past lives until you found me Officer. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8562 We have no leads on how they were all chasing the human 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8563 It appears that this case is evolving to human-slaughter. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8564 My hunch is Darwin did it. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8565 I guess this crime scene proves the theory of evolution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8566 I'm not a detective, I just like to look at chalk outlines. Am I fired? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8567 We haven't evolved past chalk, eh? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8568 Yup, it's a crime scene alright . . . let's check the files to see who has a thing against evolution. Start with Edward Scott Pruit and work your way up from there. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8569 The body was phished out of hiding. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8570 Struck down by the hand of god I'd say, but that's an evolving theory. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8571 Only the evil Professor Klimate Xhange could be behind a mass killing like this. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8572 This crime evolved very quickly. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8573 The press has dubbed this the missing delinquent case 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8574 He may have been dead, but he certainly evolved. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8575 This is serious. Looks like we have an evolution propagandist on our hands. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8576 Looks like our suspect was trying to play God. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8577 It appears the case has evolved. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8578 Looks like Susan's kid got creative with the chalk art again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8579 This is evolving into a homicide. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8580 I guess Darwin was right after all. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8581 City ain't the same, Edna. Even the potholes are cookie-cutter. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8582 Seems pretty fishy to me. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8583 I have a theory, but it's evolving. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8584 My theory? I'd chalk it up to evolution. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8585 We are looking for a serial evolutionist. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8586 The robot is missing. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8587 No one said anything about a multi-species-icide here. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8588 Not sure about this case. My ideas are still evolving.... 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8589 It appears to have been a very slow hit and run. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8590 It's always interesting to see what they view as taking steps backwards. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8591 This is an evolving case. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8592 Could this be the end of humanity as we know it? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8593 We're going to advise all women to be on the look-out. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8594 The Evolution of a Crime 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8595 It’s gonna take ages to evolve this one. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8596 Definitely a mob hit. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8597 What happened to monkeys? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8598 But was it going forward or backward? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8599 Was it Darwinism that killed all of these victims off? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8600 Unfortunately, there is no next of kin. The blood trail stops right here. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8601 Looks like the killer used to be a Wall Street Executive." "Also, he might come from a religious background. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8602 -No, it's clearly not the Time Traveler Killer this time, he always arranges his victims facing West. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8603 I'm not concerned with the past... Just the present. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8604 That last one's just faking it, until 2020. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8605 So I guess someone finally disproved evolution 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8606 Evolving investigation!!!!! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8607 I don't think we have to worry until the next evolutionary epoch. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8608 I have a theory about this one - and it sure ain't creationism. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8609 This is why I don’t like bring your kid to work day. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
8610 Hopefully he strikes again. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8611 Well, it's true, murder case investigations always evolve over time. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
8612 An American Marxist atheist relative and progressive case of the 'ass end of man'. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8613 Surreal killer strikes again! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8614 Our understanding of the crime is evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8615 We're looking for a serial killer who's pure evolved. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8616 Better call in Darwin, see what he has to say. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8617 My theory is the Evolutionary Road Killer came from Creationist Lane. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8618 Ah, the crime scene evolves... 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8619 ...and just when we had definitive proof that creationism is dead. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8620 some one really hates Darwin 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8621 Tell Sgt. Darwin he has to wait, the crime scene is still evolving. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8622 What did he mean, "file 'em"? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8623 What we've got here, Jenkins, is a textbook slime spree. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8624 My hypothesis is that a dirty bomb got ‘em. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8625 Classic case of 'the evolution of murder.' 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8626 "Yeah, I'm sure it deserved Best Picture". 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8627 Jag bryr mig inte vad du kallar det i Sverige. På den här sidan av bron, vi kallar det en utvecklande situation! *I don't care what you call it in Sweden. On this side of the bridge, we call it an evolving situation! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8628 I think we're looking for a creationist, Dickerson. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8629 The work of a creationist? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8630 Some may not believe it but I think the case has evolved. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8631 So now it's evolver control we need. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8632 A crime scene for the gods 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8633 Something's missing, dammit! It, it, it has to be S. punjabicus! We still have a murderer out there! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8634 Looks like another case for Inspector Darwin 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8635 It took us a while to get here. No one in the neighborhood wanted to get involved. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8636 What kind of a mind would draw that in a school! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8637 Dadgum taggers. It was funny as decals on the rear windows but not this. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8638 The murderer really didn't like pets! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8639 The evolution in this case will be investigated by our anthropology division. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8640 This theory doesn't hold water...no wonder the fish died. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8641 We must not rule out a hit by the Creationist cartel. Take my word, this is an evolving investigation... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8642 I thought the Bloods were bad, but these Darwinists just don't give up... 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8643 The victim pool is evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8644 At least he wasn't on a bike 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8645 Fake evo-news! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8646 Well, Sierpinski, I guess that theory of mine was a dead end. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8647 Hold on, I'm evolving a theory. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8648 This new mob boss is serious. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8649 The sad thing is they were just about to turn around. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8650 Crime scene traces of human development. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8651 A senseless tragedy! If only they had studied Creationism! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8652 His crimes are evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8653 Maybe it's in Hebrew. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8654 Evolution of crime! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8655 No, no suspect yet, but my theory is evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8656 Honor killing. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8657 It's evolutionary. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8658 I KNEW THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8659 They’ve finally met their Maker. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8660 I'm drawing a blank. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8661 We clearly have an evolving crime scene. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8662 I wonder if Clarence Darrow ever lived in this neighborhood. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8663 This is our AI team's idea of a joke. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8664 They claim the culprit fled in a blue police box. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8665 We’ll have to wait for the trial but I’m guessing murder in the fifth degree 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8666 They got him when he shook his tail. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8667 Some crime scene! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8668 It sure eclipses the proverbial paper trail. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8669 We may have changed directions. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8670 He descended from the roof. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8671 This always happens first semester during the 2nd week of Bio 101. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8672 huh.... he crawled all the way up the evolutionary ladder to commit suicide! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8673 I agree, there seems to be no missing link. Still, I feel like there’s greater plan behind all this. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8674 What we're seeing here is the evolution of a murderer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8675 Something doesn't fit. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8676 It usually happens when you follow too closely. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8677 This may be connected to the black obelisk we found earlier. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8678 Call the guys in K-9 and get an ascent hound over here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8679 1. So, apparently the victim’s name was Darwin. 2. We need to get someone who can draw better. 3. Looks like this evolution thing stops here. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8680 The Bible did it. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8681 Looks like we’ve got another Banksy copycat on our hands 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8682 Prints will tell the story in this case. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8683 Another cold-blooded kill. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8684 Trump! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8685 His methods are evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8686 Everyone start looking for the Ichthus. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8687 The victims included multiple generations of the same family. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8688 Inspector, we clearly have an evolving crime. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8689 Well, I'm tripping balls, how about you officer? Slap a grundle five round back. Give e'naw a daisy, you don't want to haze me. Lip scrotum, Daisy. It's all in hand, forget it. Two in the bird, three in the bush. Heckling is a little bit tough. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8690 Apparently, He was a young man in a hurry! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8691 So you arrested me for drawing that, wait until I draw the dinosaur. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8692 Put out an APB for Charles Darwin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8693 Let us commence by eliminating the impossible. Our perpatrator is no friend to Evolutionary Theory. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8694 It was a hit on Science by the Trump Crime Family. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8695 This chalk thing is evolutionary. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8696 Looks like Darwin's ghost is playing jokes on us again. Very funny, Darwin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8697 Looks like a case for Detective Darwin. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8698 There’s something sub-species about this extinction. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8699 This was bound to happen, once they'd freed Will. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8700 Looks like the Genesis Gang struck again. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8701 My thoughts are evolving on this case. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8702 .....but where’s the manure? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8703 I've been a detective for almost a lifetime, and homicide is still evolving. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8704 IT'S NATURE'S WAY OF SHOWING WHAT EVOLUTION LOOKS LIKE!! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8705 Version 6 will have wireless charging. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8706 Tell him that there was another Abbey Road accident. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8707 I don't know how we're going to evolve this one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8708 Look, that's only a theory of the case. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8709 Either it was Ken Ham or a copycat anti-evolutionist. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8710 They have all become extinct...The conclusion - self extermination 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8711 Round up all the usual Creationists. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8712 With all the budget cuts in scientific research, I now have to find the same kind of rush provided by the new drug I was tested on. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8713 Who cares if I'm adopted? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8714 I wonder how this case will evolve. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8715 Cases like this usually evolve quickly. We'll need to find the missing link. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8716 This case has evolved. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8717 Sigh. Another nominee for the Darwin Awards. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8718 He reported a threat from a shadowy figure called “the chicken”. Find out who it is and why he crossed the road. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8719 Looks like the work of body silhouette copycats. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8720 I'm gonna make you pigeons look like flying rats. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8721 Yes, Officer, you found the lost page of my family album. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8722 So let's see. We're looking at five species, starting with fish and ending with a human being. What do you suppose the odds Las Vegas is quoting for the sixth species? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8723 We'll provide details as this investigation continues to evolve. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8724 Looks like we're next. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8725 We'd better contact pathology first. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8726 I think we can assume the killer is bipedal. But he might also have a tail. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8727 Looks like our killer dar-Wins again 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8728 I just like to hear the crowd yell "don't jump." 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8729 Have you worked on a cold case before, O’Toole? Just remember witness’s are going to be hard to find on this one. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8730 I'll already say the prime suspect is DEVO! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8731 Looks like the end of the road. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8732 The killer’s method may be evolving? I don’t believe it. I’m a Creationist. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8733 Sorry about that detective, but the chalk fairy’s baby sitter called out sick 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8734 I think we've stumbled on the world oldest cold case. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8735 Looks like an evolving crime scene! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8736 Let's do some handwriting analysis 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8737 I see a pattern here, but I'm reluctant to ask a computer, if you get my drift. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
8738 It's a man-eat-man, monkey-eat-monkey, dog-eat-dog, iguana-eat-iguana, fish-eat-fish world out here. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8739 Looks like a time-traveling serial killer. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8740 With a missing link, this case can't evolve. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8741 It's a crime scene all right. As any polar bear. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
8742 Two weeks ago Sunday, the guy jut rose back up and was walking around. I think we wait a bit before calling the priest. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8743 And to think he was just two days from transhumanism. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8744 Call our DSI team, (Darwin Scene Investigation)! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8745 I think he swam away. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8746 No wonder there's such a shortage of wild salmon. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8747 Let's try to get a fix on the DNA before we do the lineup. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8748 I hoped that when they started walking upright, it would break the family pattern of violence. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8749 Casebook example of the evolution of crime... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8750 Put out an APB on a Charles Darwin. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8751 This is a specious display of suicide. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8752 They say his name was Darwin, but no other information has evolved to date. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8753 we need an anthropologist to help solve this one 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8754 Sir, the killer from the Chivalry Case had the same MO. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8755 This crime trail may take awhile to establish. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8756 I suppose you could say that the killers style is evolving.. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8757 Yes Officer, this does look like the Darwin Killer’s work 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8758 A point to be noted. The victim has a rather fishy history. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8759 Too intelligent for its own design... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8760 This robbery was committed by the Newton gang that's there calling card! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8761 Only "Perrow" can divine it. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8762 Call it in...chicken cheesesteak, onion rings and a coffee, black. I'll pick it up. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8763 Bring in the president of the Anti-Evolution League for questioning. I want to hear what he has to say about natural selection. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8764 The killer clearly had an intelligent design. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8765 My guess is, the perpetrator was the Creationist in the tree. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8766 Crack this one up to the evolution of crime. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8767 The evidence strongly suggests foul play. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
8768 Don’t both checking on the RNC’s alibis. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
8769 There ya have it Sarg....that’s Mickys story 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
8770 It's only a theory... but any one of 150 million Americans might've done it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
8771 The evidence seems to be tailing off on this one. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
8772 Whoever drew the chalk outline must've killed him. Who else would draw the victim as such a lowlife? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
8773 It looks like the gluton free cereal killer, presumed dead for fifteen years, has reincarnated himself. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
8774 I thought if I grew the mustache I'd be more likely to fit in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
8775 'let's bring in a handwriting expert " 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
8776 Ancient times had bad crimes. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
8777 I'm still listening, officer, but it you don't mind, I'm just going to stand a few feet over to my left. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
8778 I think someone got the Police Department confused with the Paleo Department. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8779 I think the chain of evidence links points to Darwin. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8780 We have another serial killer on hour hands. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8781 This started out with the death of a goldfish and just evolved. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8782 Looks like another evolution-style murder. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8783 Assign protective details to Superman and Wonder Woman. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8784 From the primordial ooze to today's news, in the big city, everyone's a suspect, sweetheart. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8785 A serial killer? Maybe, but I wouldn't want to be the one who has to cuff 'im and stuff 'im! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8786 Looks like the work of a mastermind. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8787 My GOD! This crime scene is a mass extinction. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8788 The list of suspects just got longer 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8789 Evolution of crime! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8790 Now this is how you follow the food chain of command, officer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8791 Since the begging of time, this has always been a high crime area. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8792 His victims are evolving 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8793 Johnny, I swear these icthyoid creationists will be the end of us all. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8794 Who knew?.. Columbo was right all along! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8795 It could be a serial killer, but my theory is still evolving. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8796 Read left to right, it appears to be an evolutionary progression, chalked by an optimistic futurist. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8797 Looks like another job for Detective Darwin. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8798 Fourty eight hours? We'll know who in 48 centuries. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8799 Such a shame. A multiple homicide on an evolving family vacation. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8800 You found how much Red Bull in its system? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8801 Looks like another case for Time Cop. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8802 From what we can tell, someone was really mad a vertebrates. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8803 The unsub is evolving... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8804 this time it's not the serial killer that is evolving, it's the victim. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8805 Usually it’s just the murderer who evolves. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8806 apparently this this has all the hallmarks of the All the killer left behind, is a Fig Leaf, an Apple and a Serpent 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8807 I suspect Creationism 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8808 Creationism is at it again 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8809 Walk like a man from the Frankie Valley 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8810 Tough case. Serial killer? Evolving biohazard? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8811 We'll know more as the case evolves. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8812 There's a serial change artist on the loose. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8813 The last known permanent residence we have on record, is the Hudson River. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8814 My suspicion is that Darwin had something to do with this. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8815 Something that fishy could only end this way. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8816 This is a crime of evolution. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8817 Hmmmm...I'm beginning to evolve a theory here... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8818 Looks like an open and shut case of evolution gone wrong. The organism shouldn't have evolved into a person of colour." 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8819 We’re investigating a lead that could be evolutionary to cracking this case. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8820 ''It has potential but will it scale'' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8821 Our expertise in forensic science has finally evolved. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8822 This has evolved into the case of who killed “The March of Progress”. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8823 If my name was Noah, I’d start building the ark now. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8824 The evidence shows our Darwin case has evolved by natural selection. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8825 Well you know what they say: 'ashes to ashes, fish to fish.' 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8826 Just one more thing. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8827 I believe our killer had a beef with Darwin. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8828 This is just a theory, but we suspect evolution. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8829 I've got a hunch the murderer is a fundamentalist. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8830 I believe we have a developing situation here. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8831 Put out an A.P.B. for Ken Hamm 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8832 Looks like criminology recapitulates phylogeny. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8833 Go ahead and take soil samples, but it's the 23andme Gang, I just know it. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8834 Political asylum or illegal immigration ? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8835 The Creationist Death Angels strike again. I don’t think they recognize the irony. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8836 We'll need Mark from Homicide and Charlie from PETA. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8837 I swear they were here a minute ago. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8838 Is this the scene of the slime? 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8839 Well, at least he lived a good long life. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8840 At long last, they’ve found the missing links. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8841 The timeline of this crime will particularly dumbfound the quadrupeds and fish. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8842 It seems clear we’re dealing with a highly-evolved serial killer driven by a shocking but impressive manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8843 It seems the case was rapidly evolving 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8844 I'm sorry officer. I didn't think Trump would go so far to win back the evangelical vote. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8845 No leads. The neighbors don’t want to get evolved. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8846 There's the evidence that evolution can go in reverse. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8847 Something here is a little fishy. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8848 I see that our traffic control model is evolving. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8849 Victimhood, the universe’s oldest plot line. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8850 The victim tried to replicate a 'Noah experiment'. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8851 Inspector, the special procecutor told us he had a good idea based on his undercovering of evidence where the bodies are buried - we surmise this crime was carried out over some significant time! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8852 My best guess ... it was the Darwin gang. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8853 He left his clues since his origin 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8854 It looks more like animism to me. Darwinism is the wrong theory, plain and simple. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8855 Looks like a typical Galapagos Grouping to me. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8856 They obviously used the crawl, walk, run approach. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8857 Isn’t Darwin doing a dime at Attica on that evolution rap? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8858 It'd be too easy to say the case was evolving nicely. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8859 I guess George never really caught up, did he? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8860 This looks like the work of a creationist. Bring in the usual suspects. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8861 Have you put in a call for Dick Tracy? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8862 “Stand up straight!” - Mother Nature 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8863 Such a shame and just as he evolved into the man I knew he could be. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8864 You can’t say he didn’t come up in the world but look where it got him! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8865 Based on my observations, there is concrete evidence of the theory of evolution. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8866 I expect Mr. Darwin at the station at 9 o’clock tomorrow. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8867 Looks like we may be next. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8868 We can rule out a creationist! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8869 Make sure your drawing's accurate - the photographer's out sick again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8870 Well that kills the theory of evolution. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8871 A real soup to nuts killer. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8872 It's a case of nature, not nurture. 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
8873 A clear case of evolution to extinction. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8874 Don't tell Darwin... Okay? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8875 This case appears to be evolving rapidly. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8876 If I'd known we would evolve into this I'd stayed a tadpole ! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8877 Looks like he went a bit too far for someone's druthers. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8878 It's evident this serial killer is evolving. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8879 They were suffocated by primordial ooze. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8880 My name? Detective Obvious. The crime scene keeps evolving, but I think we're on solid ground. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8881 We're dealing with a real psycho here... check with Darwin first for any leads...: 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8882 Clearly an act of God. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8883 Aha! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8884 Hmmm...I saw this on the back of a van window, right next to the My Kid Is an Honor Student decal. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8885 I can't believe he wiped out the entire family of AI. Are there any suspects besides Archie Bunker? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8886 Our departmenr’s chslking techniques have really evolved. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8887 Darwin strikes again. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8888 Anyone here know a good evolutionist? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8889 Looks to me he left quite a trail of evidence... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8890 First fentanyl, now this... 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8891 I think the cause of death was Ginger! 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8892 These terrorist attacks have a familiar history 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
8893 They seemed just like everyone else. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8894 The good news is it looks like male pattern baldness is on its way to extinction. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8895 So you're telling me that all five bodies just disappeared! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8896 An evolving fish story -- again? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8897 if this a prank, one of ‘em is joining the collection. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8898 A clear case of devolution. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8899 Looks like it took maybe a wee little while to pull off this caper, wouldn't ya say there now, Rookie. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8900 This crime was clearly an act of God. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8901 This whole neighborhood is run by the Keith Haring gang...sorry pal but your car is as good as gone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8902 That's the evolution of the crime. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8903 Detective, any theories? Not yet but they are evolving. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8904 Rats, Lennie and Jack won’t want this case. I’ll ask Epatha, oops, I mean Anita. She’s usually more reasonable. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8905 Evolutionary Officer Darwin, the murderer was a time traveler. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8906 We're gonna have to call the guy up top on this one, Mary. 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
8907 Obviously the work of a serial killer. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8908 We need to find the missing link to solve this. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8909 At least he is not likely to kill again any time soon. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8910 It's a darn shame that they were all obliterated just when the picture was about to be taken. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8911 NSYNC's attempted reunion.... Bye bye bye! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8912 Officer, have Ken Ham brought in for questioning. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8913 We are looking for someone with a profound distaste for this family. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8914 Making a Murderer 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
8915 "This may be a case for the S.P.C.A. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8916 We can't have civilians learn about Evolution 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8917 Was it an orange fish? That could explain a lot. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8918 Amazing. I can't believe he survived. The witness said he crawled - no - walked right in front of that truck. He must have been quite fit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8919 Have Darwin and Lamarck picked up for questioning. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8920 ...”It’s just his way of saying he’s making progress.” 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8921 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Be on the lookout for A C. Darwin. We just got his calling card. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8922 I'm pretty sure the public is safe--he hasn't even got a cell phone. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8923 It's a textbook case, Peg. Typical Evolution crime scene. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8924 It was inevitable that the situation would evolve to murder. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8925 It's the evolution of crime! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8926 We're looking for a supernatural killer who can't face his evolutionary history. This case is practically unsolvable! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8927 Either this is the crime scene for the ages or the corpse outliner forgot to take his meds. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8928 The real horror lies in the omissions. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8929 His art is evolving. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8930 Evidence of Time-Lapse Evolution 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
8931 And you said the victim's name was Darwin? Darwin??? What a case! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
8932 You didn't have wings in your profile pic... 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8933 You can't Darwin them all. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8934 It's a clear case of extinction, in reverse. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8935 No. Lenny's responsible for this - he's the sauropsid in front of that no good tetrapod Georgie back there. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8936 I'm afraid we're all doomed. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8937 Well Sargent, I guess we'll have to chalk this one up to another Evolutionary Case! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8938 It's been a cold case for quite some time detective. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
8939 The evidence is overwhelming. Or it's another hoax by the Chinese. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
8940 If only the evolution of our stupidity looked like this... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
8941 It looks like the work of a post-secular, evangelical Protestant. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
8942 Hit me up at lidoyle@packer.edu. Nudes only. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
8943 Tell the dispatcher to put out an Ape PB 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
8944 You think the patrons of Rudy's just happened? It took millions of years! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
8945 This has Evil Yushan's name all over it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8946 So I'm missing lunch just to figure this out? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8947 Some fin feels fishy about this one. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8948 Does David Suzuki do crime consults? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8949 The denialists have struck again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8950 This looks like a job for Inspector Darwin. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8951 Looks like we've found the remains of humanity thus far. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8952 Darwin must have been up to his tricks again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8953 This crime spree is escalating rapidly. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8954 So I see our unsub's type is now evolving... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8955 It's a crime scene of humanity trying to tell us something 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8956 Yep, it's Homicide: Life on the Street. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8957 It's pretty obvious how this situation evolved 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8958 Graffiti on the street ?! .... Ha ! Must be an evolutionary dead end !! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8959 Some clues to find out what happened? I'm full now. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8960 I think the evolution on this case will take a long time. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8961 Aha! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8962 Officer Rick said the menage-a-trois devolved into bestiality. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8963 No monkey business with this crime scene sergeant McCarthy or it could evolve into a real windstorm and create a lot of controversy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8964 Looks like a GMO crime to me 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8965 We think it's the latest in a series of family grudge killings going back several generations. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8966 I doubt we'll ever make it to Mars now. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8967 The worst that happens, I land in the dumpster. Win-win. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8968 Sometimes it takes a very long time to solves this type of case. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8969 I call this one, "Chalk Outline Parts 1-5". 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8970 Looks like a crime scene.....I think they it called 'evolution'. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8971 There’s no way he walked out of this one alive. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8972 Your first, evolving crime scene? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8973 I bet he will make a bad bat 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8974 The 'Phenomenon of Man' killer strikes again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8975 I always said Animorphs should be streets instead of books. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8976 A pattern is evolving, but the details are still sketchy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8977 I thought there were diamonds under the soles of my feet, but I only found the long line of my family ancestry. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8978 Five dead. May be distant relatives. Now where's that coffee! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8979 Darwin for surprise. Darwin for a shock. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8980 We usually don't see evolutionary failure happen so openly. Sad! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8981 The dissent of man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8982 The victim sustained a Darwinian moment. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8983 Find a serial killer with a similar MO 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8984 So...what's changed since the human? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8985 Dead End Street 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8986 If we closely examine all the clues, I think the killer will finally evolve! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8987 The Evolution of The Shape of Water 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8988 It's evolutionary, my dear. This is the work of Betsy. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8989 It seems that regardless of where we find ourselves, time marches discretely but irrevocably forward — moment to moment, body to body, scene to scene. Despite our progress, I fear we can never go home again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8990 Warning, murders with this weapon may cause the body to devolve. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8991 This Unsubs MO is really evolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8992 Evolution going awry 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8993 And here I thought that the world was devolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8994 I reckon that we have the unusual suspects. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8995 Your right Detective Darwin, the investigation's evolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8996 I'd say it was evolutionary, Detective Watson 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8997 This looks like a classic case of Creation versus Evolution. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8998 It seems the victim was "evolving" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
8999 It's a clear case of creeping evolution! We've got to erase it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9000 Mr. Holmes asked me to take this case because he doesn't believe in Darwin theory. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9001 Don't jump to conclusions. Something tells me your thoughts on this case will continue to evolve. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9002 Pruitt is only the trigger-man. To stop the carnage, we’ll need to speak to The Don. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9003 Bodies evolved, brains need more resolve. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9004 Looks like this body was caught in the tar pit for a considerable length of time. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9005 Do you have any idea where this case is evolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9006 Stake it out for a few days. Maybe the perp will come back and finish it. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9007 It's all about literary fables 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9008 The thing about chalk is it's actually talc. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9009 Hmmm. Looks like Evolution has struck again. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9010 God is my witness. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9011 Do you think we should read this left-to-right or right-to-left? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9012 It took us a long time to locate the body. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9013 So, have you seen the latest episode of Roseanne? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9014 Evolution use to be sophisicated. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9015 Get forensics to search the scene for meteors. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9016 Constable, things have been getting way too lax in the department these days. . . Just how long has this crime scene been taped?" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9017 The witness said he jumped up, looked at me, and screamed "A total failure!" 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9018 The perp clearly has a highly evolved criminal mind 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9019 Put out an APB for a fish in disguise in Midtown 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9020 "The Missing Link" Wing's & Gas Mask, It should be here somewhere? 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9021 Looks like the killer…evolved. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9022 First blush, it doesn't add up. No fossil record. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9023 Round up everyone from Dayton, Tennessee. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9024 In my expert opinion, this is the work of Holland Tunnel Man. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9025 Damn Sidewalk Artists Anyway... Chalk it up to your first day on the job. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9026 The pattern indicates that we might very well be entities in a virtual simulation. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9027 This is evolving into the case of a lifetime. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9028 The killer's methods are evolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9029 Egad! This is beginning to look like the plot of an Ed Wood movie! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9030 We're constantly being reminded of our historical debt to black sludge. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9031 One clue at a time. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9032 "Exactly the same as last week. It appears the murderer is not for evolving. 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9033 We knew it was gonna happen sooner or later... 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9034 I think it’s “bat,” with a “B.” No, I’m pretty sure it started with an “R.” 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9035 Round up the usual chalk artists! 1.0400 0.04082 25 24 1 0
9036 No, Malloy... I think they want to make this LOOK like a Creationist Gang hit... but it's much more evolved than that. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9037 ...victimology appears to be evolving... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9038 I see an evolution of murder. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9039 I still say he looks a little like Keanu Reeves from the 'Matrix Reloaded'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9040 The assassin appears to have been on the sixth floor of that Dallas textbook repository. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9041 We'll have enough work here without testing the pavement for evidence of their primordial soup. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9042 Too bad, they were such an evolving family. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9043 There it is the great line of decline. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9044 It's just another locker room chalk-talk. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9045 This case goes way back. My dad warned me about it when I was just walking a street beat. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9046 Well huh... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9047 Our killer's intensity is evolving quicker than we anticipated. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9048 And this last extinction was a Homo sapiens Republican. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9049 Well Mr. Darwin, I'd say this is criminal evolution. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9050 I voted against teaching the theory of evolution in today's classrooms. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9051 Looks like we found the missing link between homicide and piscicide. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9052 You never forget your first Cro-Magnon scene. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9053 I don’t know what’s going on here, but Rick has caution taped his patrol car in again... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9054 Its my second case of dendrolocide. Its when they take out the entire family tree. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9055 Killer sloth ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9056 It's got all the hallmark signs of the Catholic Church 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9057 If his sixth form is next, we better evolve fast. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9058 It's looking like homocide and... can you get me an encyclopaedia? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9059 If you can’t evolve in time, don’t do the crime. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9060 Criminals this vicious kill you and all of your relatives, too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9061 Survival of the fittest; but to what end? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9062 Did the file a Missing Cookies Report? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9063 It's my opinion that the city sweepers for this street have been slacking off for ages. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9064 The Animorphs truly took some devastating losses today. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9065 We had a case like this before- dodo. The Conclusion of the Species. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9066 The evolution of shadow profiling is dead. Long live shadow profiling. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9067 Don't move! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9068 He's definitely following a pattern... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9069 Printers on the revolver match Dan the de-evolver 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9070 Please note: this is the tale of the tail to no tail case. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9071 As a forensic anthropologist, my expert opinion is that the weapon used here was a snub-nosed evolver. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9072 So how many suspects are you saying we have on this job? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9073 Might be the work of a radical creationist but lately Darwinians have warned that our species has come to a dead end. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9074 The victims all appear to be Phanerozoic in age 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9075 Finally, I think we can crack this cold case. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9076 It’s a cesspool out here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9077 It looks like an inside job. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9078 The evidence suggests this devolved into a turf war. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9079 We suspect evolution 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9080 I'd like to know Captain Darwin's theory on this case. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9081 This is all we could transfer. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9082 Please remind your forensics team that multiple pieces of evidence belong in separate files. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9083 If only we knew the evolution of the crime.... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9084 So, this is your 8th surgery, right? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9085 Viva la evolucion, mon ami .. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9086 Elementary, my dear Watson...We have evolved to the a state where we are killing one another. Now, how do we stop this heinous cycle?!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9087 The evolution of DJT. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9088 I have a theory, it's evolving. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9089 The guys over in Homicide Squad won't take this one off our hands without a fight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9090 It's amazing how much bigger we've gotten over the years. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9091 Looks like we’re dealing with a real sicko here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9092 What would things be like today if they’d succeeded in building a wall back then? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9093 The Time Machine Killer strikes again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9094 The killer's selection of victims is evolving. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9095 looks like The Riddler found a new LSD guy 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9096 They could have just killed the fish. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9097 Well Skip, looks like they finally got the last of the Animorphs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9098 It started out fishy and is evolving into something quite dangerous. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9099 I picked up some nicotine patches last night. We'll see... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9100 We'll check every trace no matter how deep we have to search. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9101 I didn't know "Holmes" was Fish once! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
9102 A crime in evolution! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9103 Evidence, shmevidence. Evolution is a hoax, so this case is closed. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9104 Blame the Americans! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9105 Outrageous heresy! We must keep them here for all eternity. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9106 I hear they're making them more technical today. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9107 Well, this just doesn't add up... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9108 Harbinger, harbinger, harbinger, harbinger. No talisman. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9109 And no statement for the press as the case is still evolving. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9110 He was in good shape but clearly not the fittest. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9111 Obviously the killer believes in evolution 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9112 Time to call in an evolutionary criminologist! Just not that Ectomorph guy! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9113 Well, at least he didn't have to go through a mid-devolution crisis. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9114 It's a cliché killer. He's either rapidly or returning to his roots. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9115 The victim at the crime scene evolved quite nicely! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9116 For the last time, I don't need to hear what your mother would do. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9117 His colorist couldn't keep up. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9118 How'd you know Sgt. Darwin was the responding officer? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9119 now we know the backup plan 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9120 It's clear that the evolutionary march is on. But what comes next? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9121 The computer is next. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
9122 It took you a while to grt here! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9123 It looks like the victimes In-Laws advanced much more rapidly than anticipated. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9124 Too bad there were no eyewitnesses that saw them in the flesh. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9125 The Descent of Fox? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9126 Looks like the party's over. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9127 "Darwin if I know who dunnit 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9128 Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9129 Zuckerberg! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9130 It's only a temporary phase. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9131 I suspect a time-lapse meteor. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9132 Darwinism is dead! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9133 And then, it once again evolved, but this time into a fight 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9134 The Shape of Water 2? These movie promos are getting out of hand. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9135 Who do you think is going to be murdered first? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9136 Looks like another fish to fantasy case to me. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9137 I’m afraid we might be next. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9138 god has struck again 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9139 Whatever it was, they couldn't avoid it. Except in cosmic terms, it was a very slow moving entourage. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9140 Four billion years for nothing. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9141 I'm thinking this is a real fish tale. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9142 Well, sir, the investigation is still evolving. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
9143 I think the killer is trying to tell us something, but I can’t make out what the connection is. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9144 I am coated in tiny eggs. Please pass the pie. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9145 It might say something about how their evolution, but it was definitely God killing them. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9146 My God, this is a clear case of negligence. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9147 His driver license is from Tennessee and his name is John Thomas Scopes. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9148 'This display shows the evolution of a gangbanger." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9149 We're in Homicide, Davis. Let somebody else handle the rest of 'em. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9150 Uhhh...I'll call you sometime. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9151 Charles Darwin hater. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9152 Evolution is the song that we're singing....Darwin was savvy 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9153 This case is evolving right before my eyes. Call the science museum. I'll go look for the monkey. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9154 Suspect # 1: God. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9155 Investigate the origin of the graffiti. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9156 Finally feel like the case is evolving 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9157 Well, what did the morgue say? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9158 I'd say an evolution denier was behind this 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9159 Yeah, fella, but where would Dawin put YOU? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9160 I need you to round up the residents of Dayton, Tennessee for questioning. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9161 Is there something fishy about this case, or am I just smelling the tuna I had for lunch? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9162 Quick. I want around-the-clock uniform protection for A.I. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9163 Police: What do you think? Detective: I think we are destroying the fish. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9164 Our chief suspect is some guy at his desk, hunched over his computer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9165 It's that damn serial killer 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9166 This is going to be a tough one. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9167 A bystander saw a guy with a 7mm cro mag fleeing the scene 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9168 I think this may be a job for the Cold Case Squad. See if retired Detective Neanderthal can be reached. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9169 This criminal really swam away 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9170 Are we the death of fishmen? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9171 We're definitely making progress on this case. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9172 It was good while it lasted. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9173 I don't know the motive, but it looks like we have a serial killer on our hands. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9174 Looks like the Descent of Manslaughter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9175 Ken Ham is claiming the Fifth. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9176 Hmm.... Seems like the drawing evolved. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9177 Officer, you've got an interesting theory there. They'll be skeptics, so you might try to dig up a little historical background data. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9178 The clear motive here was our nation's dependency on fossil fuels 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9179 Amazing. It's the ascent of every known Law and Order plot franchise 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9180 Reminds me the old lady who swallowed the fly. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9181 This was clearly an attack on the theory of evolution 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9182 Sure its easy to do anything if you're not wearing heels 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9183 This is strange: I thought human came from monkeys not fish. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9184 This is why I never use those dog walking apps. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9185 Allright.... Who got carried away with the chalk... Do you know how much paperwork this is going to cause. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9186 So, What did you expect? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9187 It appears we have an evolutional killer on the loose. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9188 Creation strikes again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9189 I don't like the way this murder has evolved. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9190 Check for any anthropologists with the middle name Wayne. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9191 We call it "the Darwin syndrome". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9192 Given the times, I'd say this case is devolving. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9193 Someone is sending a message to Texas. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9194 Looks like we have a Darwinial killer on our hands 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
9195 Mister, you’re telling me he was pouring gas on stacks of New Yorker magazines? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9196 Now I’m not into the occult but as this case has evolved it looks like the perp may be a shape shifter. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9197 Alt National Park Service is claiming responsibility. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9198 Obviously my dear, this crime conjured up on HMS Beagle by pet lover with conduct disorder. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9199 Round up all the usual hereditary ancestors. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9200 He evolved! Must have been here a long time. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9201 Something tells me I'm not going to like the way this evolves. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9202 Have we tied this to the Global Warming murder last month or that suspicious Round Earth death from February? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9203 Have we found the Fittest? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9204 It appears Follow-the-Leader went flat. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9205 I thought of lying down and doing a flying angel. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9206 Creationist law enforcement observes the murder of a man and his four pets (2018). 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9207 It's like they say: Ya better watch where you walk or you and your homies might be lined in chalk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9208 Remind me to pick up some dog food on the way home. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9209 There's a message here, I'm just not getting it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9210 This is a fishy case. The suspect is sly like a fox before slowly becoming ape sh*t crazy and finally turning into a man killer! Detective Darwin was right! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9211 The perp's offenses seem to be evolving. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9212 Evolution is slow , but eventually they rise to the occasion ... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9213 Despite the evidence I refuse to believe I have any similarities to a pine cone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9214 opção 1: YES...POOR EVOLUTION... TRUMP IS THE MAIN SUSPECT. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9215 Inspector Darwin at it again? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9216 I see our killer is evolving. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9217 Who made the drawings? I thought dinosaurs were extinct. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9218 Chalk it up as the latest attack of the Sixth Extinction 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9219 Another sharknado hot mess. What a shame. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9220 This is a message left by a character who calls himself "The Fish." He swallowed his own genetic profile and disappeared. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9221 "I'll just give you a warning again, no yellow tape I told ya. Take a break from the mueum detective, it just seems to be a trigger for you since crime rates plummeted". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9222 We just wanted a distinctive new carpet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9223 The evolving evidence confirms our suspect is a paleontologist about five feet six inches tall. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9224 You told me we'd swept all this under the rug. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9225 Any leads? Eons. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9226 Fake news. Evolution didn't happen. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9227 The man evolved slowly. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9228 Killing is just so primitive, it reminds me of the dog days. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9229 Somebody's messing with our minds here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9230 Doesn't matter who killed them--they're all dead. End of story. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9231 It’s pretty obvious how this crime evolved, Jack 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9232 As that old Peggy Lee song went: "If that's all there is...??" 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9233 Clearly, the paradigm shift is here 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9234 There is an evolution to this crime 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9235 whoever he is..his methods are evolving... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9236 He who troubleth his own house inherits the wind. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9237 Looks like he didn't make it out of the Sahara Nightclub. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9238 It seems the littlest one egged them on. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9239 Sadly the victims couldn’t leg it quick enough 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9240 I think what we have here is an unfinished erectus set. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9241 Donald Trump slept here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9242 We're looking for a surreal killer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9243 Next hit's on a smartphone. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9244 Or perhaps a creationist? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9245 My working theory is it’s another gang hit by the Creationists. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9246 Let's call Detective Darwin in on this. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9247 I think we can safely deduce that the perpetrator was not a Darwinist. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9248 We have identities for four of the victims, but for the fifth, we have hominoidea. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9249 THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF A CREATIONIST FANATIC! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9250 "This crime scene is sketchy and evolving. Wait here for further developments". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9251 eh, listen here the crimes still evolving, you see? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9252 One thing is clear, evolution was really haunting him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9253 It appears the victum was evolved in a murder. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9254 Here today. Gone tomorrow. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9255 He was killed in the prime of his life 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9256 We'll need a linkologist to solve this one! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9257 My kids think that they're funny. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9258 This new Darwinian Hopscotch is really proving to be a drain on city resources. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9259 The Metro Constable should of known that Taking Your Kid to Work Day excluded his profession. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9260 Call CSU. Run them all through CODIS. Let's get to the bottom of this. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9261 Where no rat has gone before... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9262 This isn’t the first time we’ve seen your ‘tag’ Mister Darwin. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9263 Our sketch artist has really stepped up his game, Johnson. Look at this latest example: he's really evolving! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9264 We’ll need more funding to solve this one. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9265 The profile of our unsub is evolving quickly. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9266 Call Miss Fisher. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9267 He didn’t even reach his final form. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9268 Whoever the perpetrators, they seem to have a lot to say. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9269 Looks like we've got a case for the missing link. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9270 Any theories on who did it? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9271 It was a generation A, B, C, D and E family. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9272 Are you sure they deserve a "speeding ticket"? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9273 I only became a detective to get my father's respect. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9274 Religion killed the evolution star. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9275 another case, another lesson in anthropology 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9276 They're saying suicide, but I have a feeling it was something more natural 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
9277 Time's up. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
9278 The facts of the case are evolving. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
9279 A time traveling serial killer for sure. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
9280 Our perp is clearly a creationist. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
9281 Season one: CSI Galapagos 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
9282 Well, so much for that theory. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
9283 I rather think that we will have to work out how these murders evolved! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
9284 It looks like the Eons Killer has struck again. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
9285 An especially heinous Darwinian crime 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9286 I guess he was a bit too uppity. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9287 Looks like the full spectrum to me! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9288 When I asked for the victim's history, I assumed you knew it wasn't evolutionary. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9289 I know it seems like eons, but, clearly, they were all here at the same time. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9290 This has evolved into a real manhunt. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9291 Of course we'll notify next of kin. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
9292 You would think we would have evolved from chalk lines by now. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
9293 I think that first one is a plant. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
9294 Yeah, looks like Charlie Darwin's prints. Been tracking him for a long time. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
9295 "Evolving" would be an understatement when it comes to this case Son. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
9296 An obvious case of leaving the scene of an evolution. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
9297 Looks like this case devolved rather quickly 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9298 I agree, it looks like the death of evolution! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9299 Did you say that your name is Darwin? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9300 No, no. You are supposed to read it from left to right: Where we are now, where we are headed. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9301 Someone check Kirk Cameron's alibi. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9302 Chalk one up for the history Books and book 'em 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9303 One thing I'm sure of... he's not an upstanding citizen. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
9304 looking bad from here, let’s go other side. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9305 Well. we can rule out Darwin as a suspect. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
9306 Something here looks fishy. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
9307 I asked for the forensic biologist, not the evolutionary biologist! 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
9308 Maybe WE'RE the sixth, Carla. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
9309 That's the frustrating part of investigative work: sometimes, just when the case seems to be evolving, Bam! And you're back to square one. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
9310 The Evolution of Murder 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9311 Crime has evolved. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9312 First there was a dog ............... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9313 Yes, he has evolved but as to it being an improvement is anybody's guess. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9314 I'm not sure I'm capable of solving a 300 million year old crime scene. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9315 Time to give up your YouTube throne, Pizza Rat! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
9316 Once again, it is the great big "Brotherhood of Man." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
9317 I didn't see anything. I just heard a voice that said, Crime Scene . . . . 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
9318 Apparently his methods have evolved. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
9319 to cross the Stygian- ferry 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9320 Their bad luck to run into a genetic drift(er). 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9321 This cold case seems to have really dragged on... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9322 Make no mistake about it, Lieutenant, this is going to be considered the crime of evolutionary proportions. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9323 Grill family who weren’t invited to the reunion. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9324 Looks like young Darwin's chalked another one up to evolution. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9325 My thining about the case is evolving 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
9326 Walking the beat has got a lot easier. Can you imagine trying to swim your way through this traffic? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9327 Another "Ascent of Man" murder. But this time we have fingerprints. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
9328 It's worse than I thought. The killer's technique is evolving. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
9329 The killer strikes by random selection. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
9330 This looks like the evolution of a crime scene. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
9331 So, the victim was about to evolve into something more interesting, but couldn't take that final step. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
9332 It appears to be an evolving story! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
9333 Scratch God off the list of suspects. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
9334 The real question Thompson...is whether this is the creation of the killer or did events evolve out of their control? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
9335 Ok, club sandwich. No mayo. On Rye toast if they have it. If not, see if they have challah. If they have challah-not toasted. Oh, and a pickle. And a diet Coke. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
9336 And to think, Some people say this type of crime doesn't exist. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
9337 My theory of the crime is evolving rapidly..... 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
9338 We need Darwin to solve this one. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
9339 damn it we've already lost so many furries 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9340 He came at me with a club—so I flashed him 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9341 I told you. This is what you get for trying to steal the bacon. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9342 Sam,I wish we had one more victim. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9343 Clues to existence always continue to evolve... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9344 Police Officer: How do you think it got here, sir? Detective: I'm trying to figure out the more pressing question, were we really sharks 2 billion years ago?! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9345 They all showed signs of anal penetration. We've sent samples into the lab for traces of semen. Whoever did this was one sick fuck. This job never gets easier. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9346 It's just a hunch, but I think these bodies were here a long time. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9347 Forensic evidence for evolution. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9348 The ideal family mom and pop and two kids 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9349 That Darwin ... sure had a sense of humor, didn't he? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9350 Just call it the missing case of the evolution of Trumpvoter 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9351 Yep, Mr. Lemming's pet shop alright. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9352 ...and it just flew right out of here? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9353 Well, it ain't Caravaggio. No sign of a fish eatin' on it. Bring in Chagall for questioning. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9354 Does "Thou shalt not murder" also relate to the other creatures? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9355 This only proves the theory of evolution! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9356 I’m confused...was the manifesto ranting about revolution or evolution? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9357 The death of scientific theory because it could not evolve to accommodate ignorance. Ironically Darwinian. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9358 We need to take this case to the next level. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9359 Looks like the salmon tartar we had with staff at the morgue was not bought from Wholefood’s. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9360 Don’t both checking on the RNC’s alibis. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9361 Looks like we'll be paying a call to Charlie Darwin again. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9362 So far - we have this deliberate ascending order of species roadkill thing - with anchovies. (That reminds me - I need to pick up a pizza for the missus, on the way home.) 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9363 It seemed fishy from the star. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9364 Looks like another case of death by evolution. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9365 I knew this would lead to no good! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9366 This will only make sense once the case evolves further. NO ones gonna make a monkey out of me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9367 Yeah, but what figging level! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9368 Do they know you stole Aunt Mary's recipes too? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9369 Often the most innocuous disagreements evolve into murder 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9370 Whoever did this is really going to pay. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9371 I’m at sea about this case... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9372 We'll have to call it "Neanderthalcide". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9373 I hate these crime scenes in the La Brea tar pits. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9374 ...the usual suspects...start with any Trump. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9375 Well, I guess that does it for Darwinism. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9376 What happened? My theory is still evolving. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
9377 the body was found just after the stroke of midnight 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9378 Now that I have wings when are you coming to visit? For the "rat with wings" cartoon! You said it would be due April 9th! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9379 Always wanted to perform aerial droppings. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9380 This will take time to solve officer Darwin! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9381 It wasn't just a murder, it was a DARWINIAN murder! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9382 This has been happening for eons. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9383 Inspector Darwin was always fascinated by the evolution of a crime. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9384 Yo, fuck. Where the bodies at? All I see are these lines. These invisible people? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9385 The Republicans are changing evolution! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9386 Someone took being a shark in business to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9387 Well, it's clear it will be an evolving story. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9388 Thank God our methods have evolved since I was a rookie! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9389 This looks like the work of a creationist. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9390 Wow, who'da thought their movement would evolve into actually killing evolution. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
9391 Another one?! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9392 All the clues point to some Southern creationists. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9393 “So we have 24-7 protection for ‘Watson’ up and running”? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9394 This crime's obviously been evolving over time. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9395 ....and requisition a stick figure family sticker series for my undercover car. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9396 I can see that the case is quickly evolving into an intriguing mystery... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9397 They’re saying there was no motive, boss. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9398 Looks like Sky Net, sent a whole crew of terminators this time. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9399 The Chief said it was an old case and that the perp ain't been seen in awhile. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9400 The sky's the limit...we're on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9401 A week till retirement and now a devolution's begun. This is gonna get uglier rookie. This one wont end well. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9402 Careful DNA analysis should close this case. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
9403 Helluva way to go... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
9404 We can assume the perpetrator is a creationist... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
9405 This crime took a long time to evolve. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9406 Well, my grammar teacher always taught me that consistency was the key to a good outline. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
9407 From the looks of it, Darwin's taking us into a world of monsters. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0