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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's a textbook case--depending on which state your textbooks are from. 2.0374 0.01113 5317 1656 1806 1855
1 I suspect some people will deny this ever happened. 2.0331 0.01135 5010 1535 1774 1701
2 The coroner said it occurred sometime between 360 million years ago and 4am. 2.0121 0.01080 5701 1862 1908 1931
3 It's Kansas, m'am. Evolution is a crime. 1.9957 0.01143 5355 1883 1612 1860
4 I wouldn't have expected this in a million years. 1.9853 0.01155 4882 1627 1700 1555
5 Say what you will, he died a man. 1.9753 0.01405 3320 1130 1142 1048
6 This case goes back further than we thought. 1.9645 0.02514 986 325 371 290
7 Mind you, it's just a theory. 1.9615 0.01420 3093 1026 1160 907
8 Looks like the past finally caught up with him. 1.9418 0.01478 2853 976 1067 810
9 It's going to take a while to notify all the next of kin. 1.9389 0.01120 5136 1822 1806 1508
10 A billion years of evolution and they still don't look both ways... 1.9303 0.01174 4935 1863 1553 1519
11 Looks like a textbook case — except in Texas. 1.9292 0.01201 4631 1723 1513 1395
12 No jury in Tennessee will believe it. 1.9245 0.02972 755 282 248 225
13 We suspect the cause of death was natural selection. 1.9171 0.01454 2990 1079 1080 831
14 We have to improve our response time. 1.9103 0.01315 3936 1531 1227 1178
15 Well, at least we have a timeline. 1.9065 0.01081 4930 1673 2045 1212
16 Witnesses say it all started with a big bang. 1.9062 0.02547 991 369 346 276
17 Just when he got on his own two feet. 1.9020 0.01294 3726 1363 1365 998
18 I'll tell you one thing. This killer took his time. 1.8997 0.01819 1955 740 671 544
19 Looks to me like he was running from his past. 1.8928 0.01266 3945 1482 1404 1059
20 There's a missing link here somewhere... 1.8866 0.01513 2690 998 999 693
21 Obviously, it's an evolving crime scene. 1.8830 0.01986 1522 556 588 378
22 Round up the usual fundamentalists. 1.8783 0.01899 1874 761 580 533
23 Get Darwin from forensics on this. He may have a theory. 1.8626 0.01564 2570 1008 907 655
24 This didn't just happen over night. 1.8620 0.01253 3856 1470 1448 938
25 We're waiting on the DNA results, but believe they were all related. 1.8618 0.01435 2728 981 1143 604
26 Looks like his past caught up with him. 1.8429 0.01547 2603 1047 918 638
27 Looks like the crime took place some time between 600 Million B.C. and 3 A.M. 1.8392 0.01334 3575 1471 1208 896
28 Looks like his past caught up with him. 1.8374 0.01180 4390 1756 1592 1042
29 This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! 1.8166 0.01998 1516 623 548 345
30 Clearly, this is an evolving crime scene. 1.8110 0.02625 857 349 321 187
31 I guess we’ll see how this case evolves. 1.8053 0.02021 1356 533 554 269
32 I can't help thinking we're missing a link here. 1.8030 0.01312 3497 1464 1258 775
33 "We've been trying to get a stoplight at this intersection since the beginning of time.' 1.7991 0.01457 2977 1300 975 702
34 We'll have to notify the next of species 1.7971 0.01615 2454 1085 782 587
35 'Yeah, but why kill the other four? No way they were going to talk.' 1.7939 0.01756 2082 927 657 498
36 Well, at least we can rule out the evangelicals. 1.7894 0.02913 812 383 217 212
37 Our witness claims it started with a Big Bang. 1.7877 0.01662 2252 990 750 512
38 I estimate time of death somewhere between 10pm last night and the Middle Devonian Period. 1.7874 0.01447 2832 1204 1026 602
39 We think the victims are all related. 1.7854 0.01997 1426 591 550 285
40 Of course, it’s just a theory... 1.7825 0.02093 1402 616 475 311
41 We've ruled out an act of God 1.7795 0.02106 1442 655 450 337
42 Good luck establishing the time of death. 1.7720 0.02081 1373 600 486 287
43 What a shame. He was making real progress. 1.7700 0.02100 1352 594 475 283
44 This never happens in the Bible Belt. 1.7637 0.02171 1316 600 427 289
45 God only knows what's next. 1.7606 0.01565 2561 1183 808 570
46 Start questioning relatives, no matter how distant. 1.7562 0.01502 2535 1109 935 491
47 The neighbors said they first heard a big bang. 1.7556 0.01616 2361 1087 764 510
48 Natural causes. Except for the last one, he was walking and texting. 1.7483 0.01893 1764 835 538 391
49 We're looking for a single-celled organism with a helluva longstanding grudge. 1.7429 0.02263 1260 610 364 286
50 The facts of this case are still evolving. 1.7308 0.04995 234 108 81 45
51 We do have a theory, but not everyone is going to accept it. 1.7250 0.01484 2545 1159 927 459
52 A witness said she heard a big bang. 1.7226 0.01573 2394 1133 792 469
53 At this point it's still just a theory. 1.7185 0.01500 2565 1202 883 480
54 OK, start from the beginning. 1.7180 0.01608 2213 1033 771 409
55 Witnesses say they heard a big bang. 1.7180 0.01561 2521 1230 772 519
56 Any theories? 1.7176 0.01594 2273 1068 779 426
57 Our suspect is a home-schooled white male carrying a Bible. 1.7166 0.02113 1443 727 398 318
58 I still think we're missing a link. 1.7164 0.01807 1724 799 615 310
59 Put a tail on him right away. 1.7098 0.01921 1616 784 517 315
60 We may have a statute of limitations issue here. 1.7073 0.01784 1787 846 618 323
61 Don't ask me what it means. I was home schooled. 1.7033 0.01916 1712 867 486 359
62 Once again, from the beginning 1.7011 0.02950 629 294 229 106
63 Never thought I'd see anything like this in a billion years. 1.7009 0.02151 1264 615 412 237
64 I’ve got a few theories but they keep evolving. 1.7005 0.01982 1359 627 512 220
65 Get me all the security camera footage from the last five hundred million years. 1.6997 0.02927 706 351 216 139
66 So, the question is: random, or by design 1.6995 0.01963 1471 704 505 262
67 I thought you said you had a tail on this guy. 1.6992 0.01789 1825 890 594 341
68 This has Darwin written all over it. 1.6991 0.01811 1831 908 566 357
69 The way I figure it, we got about 8 million years until he strikes again. 1.6953 0.02026 1434 707 457 270
70 Well, down here evolution still is a crime 1.6930 0.03136 596 294 191 111
71 Three days to retirement and I get a 160 million-year cold case. 1.6904 0.02866 743 377 219 147
72 I've seen this before. These kinds of cases start out a little fishy, and eventually evolve. 1.6903 0.01887 1550 742 546 262
73 We know the victim was here sometime between 11 pm last night and the early Palaeozoic Era. 1.6886 0.01942 1532 755 499 278
74 Looks like they were shot with an evolver. 1.6883 0.02004 1495 754 453 288
75 Yeah, we have a theory, ... but it's just evolving. 1.6881 0.01913 1526 738 526 262
76 So sad... he was becoming a stand up guy... 1.6831 0.02312 1057 519 354 184
77 ...even if we solve the case... 38% of people won't believe it... 1.6821 0.02055 1365 679 441 245
78 We need to find the missing link 1.6801 0.02031 1366 673 457 236
79 Well, we'll have to notify the next of species 1.6778 0.02197 1229 626 373 230
80 And you say that this all started after the neighbors heard a big bang. 1.6747 0.02205 1251 650 358 243
81 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... 1.6708 0.02408 1039 540 301 198
82 They say all the victims were related. 1.6695 0.02145 1165 568 414 183
83 Looks like his past finally caught up to him. 1.6681 0.02290 1136 589 335 212
84 It appears the victim had a history. 1.6667 0.02386 945 464 332 149
85 One thing's for sure - it took longer than six days to pull this one off. 1.6654 0.02263 1073 534 364 175
86 We think the victims may have been related. 1.6651 0.02138 1093 517 425 151
87 I don't think we've seen the end of this. 1.6639 0.02288 1068 538 351 179
88 We've got to improve our response time. 1.6637 0.02440 1017 536 287 194
89 I think we can establish a timeline. 1.6579 0.02242 991 474 382 135
90 The question is: who's next? 1.6560 0.03263 529 271 169 89
91 If only we could find the missing link. 1.6551 0.02386 954 480 323 151
92 Whoever did this took their time. 1.6539 0.02440 939 481 302 156
93 Look, this is New York. If you’re gonna cross, cross. Don’t take ages. 1.6530 0.03784 415 220 119 76
94 Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. 1.6491 0.02653 818 429 247 142
95 Remind me to tell Detective Darwin his humor isn’t appreciated by everyone. 1.6485 0.02587 879 467 254 158
96 If these murders are connected, I'm a monkey's uncle. 1.6478 0.02622 883 478 238 167
97 Based on the evidence at hand, we think the crime took place between 1 Billion years ago and last Tuesday around 9.15 PM. 1.6475 0.02557 868 453 268 147
98 I see a pattern evolving here. 1.6471 0.02463 870 437 303 130
99 Looks like he died of natural selection. 1.6470 0.02509 864 441 287 136
100 Round up all the Creationists in the area. 1.6469 0.02579 861 452 261 148
101 Apparently they were walking in single phylum when they were gunned down. 1.6467 0.02894 733 400 192 141
102 I tell ya, they just don’t teach you this stuff in school. 1.6464 0.02600 857 453 254 150
103 I wonder if they were related. 1.6454 0.02519 846 430 286 130
104 That must have been one slow-moving bus. 1.6453 0.02690 826 445 229 152
105 Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. 1.6453 0.02590 857 452 257 148
106 Evolutionary, My Dear Watson 1.6426 0.02749 817 450 209 158
107 I’ve been chasing this perp for seems like 600 million years. 1.6413 0.02592 803 412 267 124
108 The Medical Examiner places time of death between 4 hours and 360 million years ago. 1.6413 0.02686 803 428 235 140
109 It looks like the victims were naturally selected. 1.6413 0.02665 800 422 243 135
110 I don't like where this is going 1.6381 0.02710 771 408 234 129
111 Keep the creationists away. They'll want to destroy the evidence. 1.6378 0.02723 773 412 229 132
112 Despite the evidence, it’s still just a theory. 1.6377 0.02701 770 406 237 127
113 This didn't happen overnight. 1.6375 0.02684 767 401 243 123
114 Whoever did this was in no hurry. 1.6372 0.02704 769 406 236 127
115 It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.6361 0.02756 731 384 229 118
116 Looks like we can rule out creationists. 1.6335 0.02748 734 387 229 118
117 You expect me to believe this happened overnight? 1.6335 0.02728 734 384 235 115
118 It apparently took the police forever to get here. 1.6334 0.02751 731 385 229 117
119 Not even the fittest survive in this town. 1.6327 0.02694 727 374 246 107
120 The medical examiner estimates the time of death as between four million years to one hour ago. 1.6326 0.02738 724 378 234 112
121 This is the longest stretch of serial killings we've ever had. 1.6321 0.02789 723 385 219 119
122 Looks like they were killed by a higher-caliber evolver. 1.6306 0.02838 712 384 207 121
123 If we could only find the missing link. 1.6284 0.02794 697 367 222 108
124 Poor guy just got on his own two feet. 1.6279 0.02823 688 364 216 108
125 We really need to speed up our response times. 1.6270 0.02936 681 374 187 120
126 We also recovered a revolver, pointed stick, flint, molten lava and a bunch of slime. 1.6261 0.02909 674 365 196 113
127 The first thing you do in cases like this, Officer, is look for the missing link. 1.6261 0.02824 674 354 218 102
128 Whoever did this was in no hurry. 1.6257 0.03177 529 277 173 79
129 The murder weapon appears to be an evolver. 1.6256 0.02950 673 370 185 118
130 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... 1.6254 0.02991 670 373 175 122
131 I'm not sayin' creationists did it; I'm just sayin' they had a motive 1.6230 0.02932 634 337 199 98
132 It appears this victim was shot with an evolver. 1.6225 0.03055 649 365 164 120
133 Yes, mark that down as an evolving crime scene. 1.6217 0.02834 645 335 219 91
134 Any idea if the victims are related? 1.6215 0.02870 642 337 211 94
135 My gut tells me it was all done with a evolver. 1.6205 0.02938 635 340 196 99
136 This was a crime years in the making. 1.6199 0.03200 513 269 170 74
137 Check if any of our suspects has a fossil record. 1.6194 0.02947 628 336 195 97
138 Call the time of death anywhere between 400 million B.C. and last night at 11 o'clock. 1.6192 0.02844 625 322 219 84
139 Well, we know one thing. He didn’t go quickly. 1.6181 0.03003 618 335 184 99
140 I'm curious to see how this case evolves. 1.6161 0.02947 607 321 198 88
141 They may all be related, but that’s just a theory 1.6141 0.03028 596 322 182 92
142 As you can see, the situation evolved quickly. 1.6133 0.03094 587 322 170 95
143 Get me a list of all nearby residents for the last 400 million years. 1.6133 0.03223 587 336 142 109
144 Well, we can rule out Pence. 1.6130 0.03295 571 330 132 109
145 I think the evidence in the case is still evolving. 1.6108 0.02965 573 299 198 76
146 For the life of me, I can't see a link. 1.6105 0.02967 570 297 198 75
147 Damn it Frank--I said we need proof, not a theory. 1.6102 0.03062 567 304 180 83
148 There must be a missing link. 1.6095 0.03087 566 306 175 85
149 So we know where he came from, but where was he going? 1.6092 0.03150 563 310 163 90
150 We're looking for the missing link, detective. 1.6088 0.02947 570 296 201 73
151 Forensic evidence shows the victims were all related. 1.6079 0.03015 556 292 190 74
152 Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. 1.6076 0.03196 553 307 156 90
153 The theory is he died from natural selection. 1.6066 0.03153 549 300 165 84
154 No leads yet, but the case is evolving. 1.6066 0.03045 549 290 185 74
155 That's Darwin's M.O. all right. 1.6066 0.03110 549 296 173 80
156 So far all we know is that one was named Lucy. 1.6059 0.03148 543 295 167 81
157 4 Billion Years, but we finally caught him. 1.6052 0.03283 537 303 143 91
158 Whoever committed this murder has been planning it for a long time. 1.6052 0.03131 542 293 170 79
159 The most tragic thing of all is that the fish knew it was a bad idea. 1.6048 0.03253 539 302 148 89
160 Well, the war on science has finally hit the streets... 1.6045 0.03192 536 294 160 82
161 We believe the murders occured over an extended period of time. 1.6034 0.03211 532 293 157 82
162 It's a long story. 1.6031 0.03182 524 284 164 76
163 I'm homicide. You're going to have to call extinction. 1.6019 0.03155 520 279 169 72
164 This crime didn't just happen overnight. 1.6012 0.03232 504 273 159 72
165 Round up the usual species. 1.5996 0.03323 512 288 141 83
166 It was a rapidly evolving crime. 1.5976 0.03244 502 274 156 72
167 We’ve found a suspect, but there seems to be a missing link 1.5976 0.03207 502 271 162 69
168 Looks like his past finally caught up to him. 1.5976 0.03293 502 278 148 76
169 God knows who did it. 1.5971 0.03399 489 276 134 79
170 Find out where the Arkansas Board of Education was last night. 1.5968 0.03515 496 292 112 92
171 Neighbors say they heard a big bang. 1.5960 0.03306 495 274 147 74
172 I'd put time of death between noon yesterday and 3.5 billion years ago. 1.5947 0.03454 486 279 125 82
173 This isn't random. The killer went after the whole family tree. 1.5946 0.03855 333 177 114 42
174 Thought I had a handle on this case, but it just keeps evolving... 1.5938 0.03216 480 256 163 61
175 From the looks of it, I'd say it took him quite a long time to die. 1.5933 0.03468 477 273 125 79
176 No definite leads yet. The case is still evolving. 1.5933 0.03272 477 258 155 64
177 I suspect the fish is a red herring. 1.5929 0.03470 479 275 124 80
178 This may turn out to be the crime of the centuries. 1.5920 0.03280 473 256 154 63
179 God knows who might be next. 1.5920 0.03518 473 274 118 81
180 Lady in the shop says it started with a big bang. 1.5911 0.03511 472 273 119 80
181 I'm afraid this crime is still evolving. 1.5911 0.03245 472 253 159 60
182 Well so much for survival of the fittest. 1.5910 0.03489 467 267 124 76
183 We're running the DNA now, but it appears that the victims were all related. 1.5906 0.03357 469 259 143 67
184 Eye witnesses said they were run down by someone driving a Genesis. 1.5906 0.03438 469 265 131 73
185 Witnesses report hearing a big bang. 1.5901 0.03561 466 272 113 81
186 This was a cold-blooded killing. Warm-blooded also. 1.5901 0.03455 466 264 129 73
187 OK, officer, take me through the time-line from the beginning... 1.5896 0.03308 463 251 151 61
188 On the plus side, it should be quite a while before he strikes again. 1.5882 0.03401 459 255 138 66
189 I think we're all wondering, what's next? 1.5881 0.03358 454 248 145 61
190 You're right officer. This intersection has been dangerous for a long, long time. 1.5872 0.03479 453 256 128 69
191 I'd investigate, but this is Texas. 1.5872 0.03465 453 255 130 68
192 These weren't just random victims, they were selected. And they were selected naturally. 1.5867 0.03511 450 256 124 70
193 We should get the DNA back from the lab soon, but for now, it appears the victims were all related. 1.5854 0.03262 439 231 159 49
194 Round up the usual fundamentalists. 1.5854 0.03681 439 259 103 77
195 I’m afraid of what might happen next. 1.5852 0.03465 446 250 131 65
196 No, I'm not certain, it's just a theory. 1.5850 0.03539 441 251 122 68
197 The weapon was dusted for opposable thumb prints. 1.5850 0.03451 441 245 134 62
198 Someone went to a lot of trouble to make it look like natural selection. 1.5847 0.03512 443 251 125 67
199 I told you this crime would start out fishy and evolve into something more complex... 1.5847 0.03424 443 245 137 61
200 It appears that his past caught up with him 1.5841 0.03517 440 249 125 66
201 I still don't buy it. There has to be a missing link! 1.5837 0.03460 442 247 132 63
202 Let's start at the beginning. 1.5837 0.03431 442 245 136 61
203 We need to stop this guy, and soon. I have a feeling he's getting smarter. 1.5835 0.03629 425 244 114 67
204 Looks like he was shot with an evolver. 1.5835 0.03624 437 254 111 72
205 I have a theory, but it'll be damned hard to prove. 1.5826 0.03344 436 235 148 53
206 Sure it's just a theory, but damn it, it's the best we've got. 1.5818 0.03518 428 240 127 61
207 It could be murder — or just natural selection. 1.5802 0.03512 424 237 128 59
208 all we've found so far is a carbon footprint 1.5779 0.03591 417 237 119 61
209 If for any reason I say this case is "evolving," I want you to punch me in the neck. 1.5774 0.03542 407 226 127 54
210 It’s evolutionary my dear officer Watson. 1.5773 0.03563 414 233 123 58
211 The question is: who's next? 1.5756 0.03689 410 238 108 64
212 Shame--he was on his way to becoming an upright citizen. 1.5753 0.03641 405 231 115 59
213 Call Darwin at forensic, he'll have his own theory on this. 1.5749 0.03526 407 226 128 53
214 Evolutionary, My Dear Watson 1.5736 0.03804 401 238 96 67
215 This case just keeps evolving. 1.5732 0.03689 396 227 111 58
216 Round up the usual Darwinists. 1.5732 0.03741 396 230 105 61
217 The evidence is still evolving. At least that's the theory. 1.5729 0.03692 398 229 110 59
218 Looks like evolution really is dead. 1.5729 0.03570 398 222 124 52
219 No big mystery here, Detective. It was only a matter of time. 1.5725 0.03746 393 228 105 60
220 So much for the survival of the fittest. 1.5722 0.03644 395 224 116 55
221 I think this case is evolving. 1.5718 0.03590 390 217 123 50
222 We believe the crime took place sometime between the Cambrian Explosion and 5:00 p.m. yesterday. 1.5699 0.03800 386 226 100 60
223 We’ve fixed the time of death at between 65 million years ago and last Tuesday 1.5696 0.03714 388 223 109 56
224 Our suspect clearly took his time. 1.5696 0.03568 388 215 125 48
225 Good news.. we've narrowed down the time of death to somewhere between a billion years ago to 8:56pm tonight 1.5685 0.03668 387 220 114 53
226 Now keep in mind, it's only a theory. 1.5681 0.03686 382 217 113 52
227 When the mob says they'll go after your family, they mean it. 1.5674 0.04169 319 187 83 49
228 The real tragedy is that now the world will never know what he might have become. 1.5672 0.03625 372 206 121 45
229 Find out how the victims were connected. 1.5668 0.03669 374 210 116 48
230 Time of death was between 30 million BC and 2 a.m. 1.5668 0.03860 374 220 96 58
231 This is our oldest unsolved case. 1.5660 0.03751 371 212 108 51
232 Our understanding of the motive is still evolving. 1.5652 0.03614 368 203 122 43
233 This new evidence seems to clear Adam and Eve 1.5649 0.03779 370 213 105 52
234 Check whether anybody saw or heard anything unusual in the last 100 million years. 1.5647 0.03933 363 215 91 57
235 I suspect our perpetrator has been at this for some time. 1.5635 0.03618 362 199 122 41
236 We seem to be missing a link. 1.5628 0.03732 366 208 110 48
237 He must have been in deep. They don't usually go after the relatives. 1.5628 0.03732 366 208 110 48
238 No crime of passion here - this was carefully planned for eons. 1.5593 0.03829 354 204 102 48
239 That’s life. 1.5578 0.03983 346 205 89 52
240 Whoever did this trailed him for ages. 1.5578 0.03854 346 199 101 46
241 Proving it won’t be easy. 1.5569 0.03880 343 198 99 46
242 What are we missing? 1.5569 0.03746 343 192 111 40
243 Let's not rule out intelligent design. 1.5569 0.03746 343 192 111 40
244 The coroner says the victims were all related. 1.5569 0.03631 343 187 121 35
245 Well, the case is definitely evolving. 1.5565 0.03685 345 191 116 38
246 Looks like we need to go back to the beginning to solve this one. 1.5562 0.03868 347 201 99 47
247 In this case we just need to find the missing link. 1.5549 0.03843 337 192 103 42
248 Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5549 0.04001 337 199 89 49
249 I think we're looking for a Creationist. 1.5549 0.03889 337 194 99 44
250 Let's just wait and see how this evolves. 1.5549 0.03820 337 191 105 41
251 Granted, this is just a theory. 1.5539 0.03751 334 186 111 37
252 Establishing the time of death might be difficult 1.5539 0.04006 334 197 89 48
253 At first I thought it was a random shooting but my theory is evolving. 1.5529 0.03825 331 187 105 39
254 Looks like the victim has a history. 1.5529 0.03654 331 180 119 32
255 At this point all we have is a theory. 1.5529 0.03896 331 190 99 42
256 Murder weapon was an 'evolver. 1.5518 0.03900 328 188 99 41
257 Evolutionary, my dear! 1.5518 0.04221 328 202 71 55
258 I think we write it up as natural causes. 1.5512 0.03865 332 190 101 41
259 Well, it didn't happen overnight. 1.5512 0.03888 332 191 99 42
260 According to a local pastor, the murders took place over a course of seven days. 1.5508 0.04070 325 193 85 47
261 Well, he had a good run. 1.5508 0.04093 325 194 83 48
262 In this town, sometimes even the fittest don't survive. 1.5508 0.03999 325 190 91 44
263 Hm, I believe the murderer used an evolver. 1.5505 0.04028 327 193 88 46
264 Took too long to cross the road, I'd say. 1.5494 0.03913 324 186 98 40
265 Ignore the red herring down at the end 1.5489 0.04221 317 193 74 50
266 I'm afraid this isn't the end of it. 1.5480 0.03798 323 181 107 35
267 Whoever did this really took his time. 1.5475 0.04136 316 189 81 46
268 Clearly what we have here is an evolving crime scene. 1.5457 0.03877 317 180 101 36
269 Nothing definite, but I have a theory. 1.5457 0.04053 317 187 87 43
270 Whoever did this obviously took their time. 1.5457 0.03954 317 183 95 39
271 Has the medical examiner established the era of death? 1.5457 0.03903 317 181 99 37
272 No suspects yet, but we're working on a theory... 1.5434 0.03933 311 178 97 36
273 Frankly, “Crime of the Century” would be an understatement. 1.5434 0.04139 311 186 81 44
274 This has Darwin's fingerprints all over it. 1.5422 0.04271 308 189 71 48
275 Right now all we have is a theory 1.5422 0.04119 308 183 83 42
276 This is the coldest case I've ever seen. 1.5415 0.04058 301 175 89 37
277 Let's show the forensic evidence to the Vice President. 1.5410 0.04228 305 185 75 45
278 We estimate the crime took place sometime between midnight and 500 million years ago. 1.5403 0.04117 298 175 85 38
279 Evolutionary, Watson. Evolutionary. 1.5403 0.04144 298 176 83 39
280 Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. 1.5390 0.04286 295 179 73 43
281 We're gonna have a problem with the statute of limitations on this one. 1.5390 0.04036 295 170 91 34
282 Longest killing spree ever. 1.5390 0.04008 295 169 93 33
283 Witnesses report hearing a big bang. 1.5377 0.04153 292 172 83 37
284 We think all the victims are related. 1.5377 0.03890 292 163 101 28
285 So sad. To make it this far then get hit by a truck 1.5377 0.04428 292 182 63 47
286 Find out if the victims are related. 1.5377 0.04125 292 171 85 36
287 Let's just say the case is evolving. 1.5377 0.04125 292 171 85 36
288 We’re missing something. 1.5377 0.03980 292 166 95 31
289 It looks like the Arkansas Board of Education has struck again. 1.5374 0.04270 294 178 74 42
290 This case keeps evolving. 1.5363 0.03950 289 163 97 29
291 Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5363 0.04327 289 176 71 42
292 My theory keeps evolving. 1.5363 0.04010 289 165 93 31
293 Looks like he's running away from his past. 1.5363 0.04355 289 177 69 43
294 What kind of God would let this happen? 1.5350 0.04335 286 174 71 41
295 The killer's M.O. is clearly evolving 1.5350 0.04220 286 170 79 37
296 I just feel like they’re all related somehow. 1.5350 0.04102 286 166 87 33
297 Unfortunately, his past caught up to him. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
298 Check our records going back half a million years. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
299 Approximate time of death: 65 million years ago to yesterday at 7am 1.5350 0.04363 286 175 69 42
300 No suspects yet, but the case is clearly evolving. 1.5350 0.04102 286 166 87 33
301 The victims appear to be related somehow. 1.5350 0.04161 286 168 83 35
302 Call Forensics...and an anthropologist. 1.5336 0.04012 283 161 93 29
303 The case seems to be evolving quickly. 1.5336 0.04225 283 168 79 36
304 I think the case is still evolving. ... 1.5336 0.04195 283 167 81 35
305 Looks like the murders took place sometime between the hour of midnight and two million years ago. 1.5336 0.04313 283 171 73 39
306 Looks like Texas may have to revise their school textbooks again. 1.5333 0.04173 285 168 82 35
307 This may be the crime of the centuries. 1.5321 0.04259 280 167 77 36
308 What a shame. Looks like he just started standing on his own two feet. 1.5321 0.04106 280 162 87 31
309 We got a time line here? 1.5321 0.03947 280 157 97 26
310 This, my dear, is a crime as old as life itself. 1.5319 0.04146 282 165 84 33
311 This crime scene is evolving rapidly. 1.5317 0.04124 284 166 85 33
312 It's a rapidly evolving crime scene 1.5317 0.04273 284 171 75 38
313 Our case appears to be evolving. 1.5317 0.04214 284 169 79 36
314 I heard the mob often goes after relatives, but this is ridiculous! 1.5317 0.04094 284 165 87 32
315 I've got Darwin working on it. He has this theory.... 1.5302 0.04218 281 167 79 35
316 We’re seeing a pattern evolving. 1.5292 0.04076 274 157 89 28
317 Well, it seems this case has evolved. 1.5292 0.04173 274 160 83 31
318 Have all his next of kin been notified? 1.5279 0.04198 269 157 82 30
319 So, a fish, three primates, and a a guy named Joe walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one before. 1.5277 0.04460 271 167 65 39
320 The real question is...how are these deaths linked? 1.5273 0.04033 275 157 91 27
321 It's not so difficult as you may think. The first few are early life forms, no surprises there. But this last one is almost human. Still, 2 dimensional with no apparent spine, so when you reason it out, it must be Paul Ryan." 1.5261 0.04681 268 172 51 45
322 Any idea exactly when this happened? 1.5261 0.04243 268 158 79 31
323 This guy took his time. 1.5261 0.04436 268 164 67 37
324 No skid marks or sign of braking. Round up the usual evangelicals. 1.5261 0.04499 268 166 63 39
325 It's an evolving mystery. 1.5261 0.04210 268 157 81 30
326 The cause of death appears to be natural selection. 1.5245 0.04475 265 163 65 37
327 The witness said he just went ape. 1.5238 0.04466 273 170 63 40
328 I have a theory. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
329 This was no accident: this was natural selection. 1.5229 0.04349 262 157 73 32
330 You've done a good job tracing his past. 1.5229 0.04282 262 155 77 30
331 The Creationists are going to say we planted this. 1.5229 0.04143 262 151 85 26
332 It seemed a little fishy at first 1.5214 0.04344 257 153 74 30
333 At this point, it's definitely more than a theory. 1.5214 0.04237 257 150 80 27
334 OK, OK. But I still don’t believe in climate change. 1.5214 0.04481 257 157 66 34
335 Time of death was between approximately 510,000,000 B.C. and 10 PM yesterday. 1.5214 0.04582 257 160 60 37
336 Our forensics expert says it was done with chalk by a seven-year old. 1.5214 0.04515 257 158 64 35
337 Reports suggest that it all started with a big bang. 1.5212 0.04387 259 156 71 32
338 I need fingerprints, paw prints, and while you’re at it, fossil records. 1.5202 0.04461 248 149 69 30
339 I presume the next step up will be a woman. 1.5202 0.04710 248 156 55 37
340 Yes, but the crime of which century? 1.5197 0.04382 254 152 72 30
341 I haven’t seen a case like this in eons. 1.5197 0.04238 254 148 80 26
342 Looks like only that last one stood up for himself. 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
343 The victim died between 24 hours ago and the Mesozoic. 1.5197 0.03933 254 140 96 18
344 Let’s just say our investigation is still evolving 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
345 Well, there’s no telling how this case will evolve. 1.5197 0.04274 254 149 78 27
346 All we know about the victim is that he wasn't the fittest. 1.5195 0.04392 256 154 71 31
347 Be sure to make note of the fact that we have an evolving crime scene. 1.5184 0.04273 245 142 79 24
348 Canvass the neighborhood, and see if anyone heard a big bang. 1.5179 0.04563 251 155 62 34
349 Something fishy about this case right from the beginning! 1.5179 0.04457 251 152 68 31
350 How long ago did you say we got the call? 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
351 Might be hard finding next of kin. 1.5179 0.04312 251 148 76 27
352 Get Darwin on the phone. 1.5179 0.04701 251 159 54 38
353 Evolutionary, dear Watson ... 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
354 And he had come so far. 1.5179 0.04493 251 153 66 32
355 So we’ve established that the killer likes to take his time... 1.5179 0.04421 251 151 70 30
356 Time of death: post-Cambrian. 1.5179 0.04493 251 153 66 32
357 Let’s put a tail on him. 1.5179 0.04701 251 159 54 38
358 See if the victim had a fossil record. 1.5179 0.04385 251 150 72 29
359 What we're dealing with here is a classic case of natural selection. 1.5179 0.04275 251 147 78 26
360 Neighbors are saying they heard a 'big bang.' 1.5179 0.04563 251 155 62 34
361 Classic Cookie Cutter Killer. 1.5176 0.04543 255 158 62 35
362 Tell the Deputy they were killed in mostly cold blood. 1.5175 0.04414 257 156 69 32
363 It's a tough one; we're missing a link or two. 1.5160 0.04212 250 145 81 24
364 We can rule out Evangelicals. 1.5144 0.04750 243 154 53 36
365 I'm compelled to ignore this evidence on religious grounds. 1.5143 0.04390 245 146 72 27
366 It looks like last man standing, with no tail to tell. 1.5142 0.04584 247 153 61 33
367 It looks like his past has finally caught up with him. 1.5142 0.04512 247 151 65 31
368 Well we can rule out a creationist. 1.5142 0.04691 247 156 55 36
369 Confirming time of death is going to be tough with this one. 1.5124 0.04507 242 147 66 29
370 Round up all the usual Creationists. 1.5124 0.04312 242 142 76 24
371 Tell the commissioner that my theory on this murder is still evolving. 1.5124 0.04273 242 141 78 23
372 Not even the fittest survived 1.5124 0.04620 242 150 60 32
373 At least we know the killer isn't a creationist. 1.5123 0.04517 244 149 65 30
374 The witness said he heard a big bang. 1.5105 0.04655 237 147 59 31
375 Now, there’s got to be something that links the victims ... 1.5105 0.04617 237 146 61 30
376 I'm starting to think the victims were related. 1.5105 0.04459 237 142 69 26
377 There's something fishy about the way this all started. 1.5105 0.04617 237 146 61 30
378 If that fish had been "armed" this tragedy might never had happened. 1.5091 0.04756 220 135 58 27
379 Get me a record of all their contacts between the Early Devonian and the Late Pleistocene. 1.5085 0.04502 234 141 67 26
380 I just keep thinking we're missing a link in this case 1.5085 0.04816 234 149 51 34
381 It appears that either the victim had four pets with him or he died very slowly. 1.5085 0.04461 234 140 69 25
382 Round up all the usual atheists 1.5085 0.04778 234 148 53 33
383 From the looks of it, the body has been here a while. 1.5085 0.04542 234 142 65 27
384 Looks like the killer spent 500 million years planning this. 1.5085 0.04778 234 148 53 33
385 Well, the good news is he won't strike again for a million years or so. 1.5085 0.04542 234 142 65 27
386 It's just a theory. 1.5085 0.04461 234 140 69 25
387 Well, you may see undeniable evidence of purposeful design, officer. But I see the random outcome of chance, happenstance, and fortuitous circumstance preserved by natural selection. 1.5065 0.04708 231 144 57 30
388 I'm doubting it was an act of God. 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
389 The victim, eventually, was a stand-up kinda guy. 1.5044 0.04714 228 142 57 29
390 Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. 1.5044 0.04795 228 144 53 31
391 It looks like they were all related. 1.5044 0.04547 228 138 65 25
392 Kind of hard to pin down the exact time of death on this one. 1.5044 0.04795 228 144 53 31
393 I want the amoeba brought in for questioning 1.5044 0.04631 228 140 61 27
394 I wonder who will be next. 1.5044 0.04547 228 138 65 25
395 So much for Survival of the Fittest. 1.5043 0.04642 230 142 60 28
396 It's our oldest cold case. 1.5043 0.04683 230 143 58 29
397 Ok officer, start from 'The beginning'... 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
398 This didn't happen overnight, I reckon. 1.5043 0.04763 230 145 54 31
399 The killer really took his time with this one. 1.5043 0.04559 230 140 64 26
400 3.8 to 2.5 billion years, but we may be able to narrow it down after the coroner’s report. 1.5043 0.04518 230 139 66 25
401 Our theory about the identity of the victim is still evolving. 1.5022 0.04444 223 132 70 21
402 It took us 3.8 billion years, but I think we finally got our man. 1.5022 0.04835 223 141 52 30
403 Well, at least we know where he came from. 1.5022 0.04591 225 137 63 25
404 Clearly the evidence in this case is still evolving. 1.5022 0.04504 225 135 67 23
405 Whaddaya think, cold-blooded killer? Or warm-blooded? 1.5022 0.04677 225 139 59 27
406 Neighbor said he heard a big bang 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
407 It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.5000 0.04713 220 136 58 26
408 Man, talk about premeditation. 1.5000 0.04886 220 140 50 30
409 Time of death? I’d say somewhere between two hours and two million years ago. 1.5000 0.04579 220 133 64 23
410 I guess this kills my survival of the fittest theory. 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
411 It’s a puzzler, officer. I just can’t seem to find the missing link. 1.5000 0.04668 220 135 60 25
412 Is there any evidence connecting the victims? 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
413 Are you saying the victims were related? 1.5000 0.04756 220 137 56 27
414 Apparently, Betsy DeVos has an alibi. 1.5000 0.04928 220 141 48 31
415 We should have nabbed this guy ages ago. 1.5000 0.04624 220 134 62 24
416 The coroner puts the time of death somewhere between 4 o'clock this morning and 250 million years ago. 1.5000 0.04800 220 138 54 28
417 I think there's still a missing link. 1.5000 0.04668 220 135 60 25
418 We have a lot of next of kin notifying ahead of us. 1.4977 0.04688 213 130 60 23
419 According to the President, this never happened. 1.4977 0.04688 213 130 60 23
420 There must be a missing link in all of this. 1.4954 0.04777 216 135 55 26
421 Even the fittest didn't survive this one. 1.4953 0.04901 214 136 50 28
422 Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. 1.4953 0.04704 212 130 59 23
423 But where do we go from here? 1.4953 0.04752 212 131 57 24
424 We have five victims, ranging in age from 52 to 3.8 billion years old. 1.4953 0.04936 212 135 49 28
425 Do we know the time of extinction? 1.4953 0.04845 212 133 53 26
426 Time of death is some time between the Cretaceous and 4am 1.4953 0.04891 212 134 51 27
427 Random? No, I believe this is the work of an intelligent design. 1.4953 0.04752 212 131 57 24
428 Looks like the work of the Kansas Board of Education. 1.4930 0.04928 215 138 48 29
429 One thing's for sure, it was premeditated. 1.4930 0.04593 213 129 63 21
430 Evolutionary, Sgt. Watson. 1.4930 0.04735 213 132 57 24
431 They won't believe this back in Tennessee. 1.4929 0.04815 211 132 54 25
432 The killer's methods appear to be evolving. 1.4929 0.04768 211 131 56 24
433 Offhand, I’d say the grudges go way back. 1.4928 0.05036 209 135 45 29
434 I told you the case was still evolving. 1.4928 0.04754 209 129 57 23
435 Looks like he couldn't escape his past. 1.4928 0.04850 209 131 53 25
436 Like the chief always says, “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.” 1.4928 0.04990 209 134 47 28
437 I think we'd better check the statute of limitations on this one. 1.4928 0.04556 209 125 65 19
438 So far it's just a theory. 1.4928 0.04705 209 128 59 22
439 I'm thinking that these deaths did not all happen at the same time. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
440 Evolutionary, my dear Ms. Watson, evolutionary. 1.4928 0.05081 209 136 43 30
441 So not only does he kill the guy, he kills his pet monkey, his smaller pet monkey, his dog, and his fish. 1.4928 0.04944 209 133 49 27
442 Well, we know it didn't happen overnight. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
443 What we have here is a serial killer who is compelled to act every 50 to 100 million years. 1.4928 0.04754 209 129 57 23
444 Apparently, the details of the crime are still evolving. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
445 Time of death is between 4am and 85 million years. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
446 Notifying the next of kin will be a real challenge. 1.4928 0.04802 209 130 55 24
447 We know one thing, the perp selected his victims naturally. 1.4928 0.04897 209 132 51 26
448 We'll never solve this in a million years. 1.4928 0.04556 209 125 65 19
449 I understand, but here in Kansas it is against the law. 1.4905 0.04832 210 132 53 25
450 I don't like where this is leading. 1.4903 0.04654 206 125 61 20
451 It’s just a hunch, but I’d look for a Creationist. 1.4903 0.04854 206 129 53 24
452 Call in Darwin. Maybe he has a theory. 1.4903 0.04902 206 130 51 25
453 Obviously, this case is evolving. 1.4878 0.04721 205 126 58 21
454 Tell the press that the case is evolving. 1.4878 0.04721 205 126 58 21
455 We're working with the hypothesis that the victims are all related somehow, but its an evolving theory. 1.4878 0.04514 205 122 66 17
456 4.5 billion years of this and it doesn't get any easier. 1.4877 0.04806 203 126 55 22
457 Looks like the crime occurred sometime between the late Triassic Period and 11:30 pm last night. 1.4877 0.05005 203 130 47 26
458 I'd say the killer has a long history. 1.4877 0.04907 203 128 51 24
459 Coroner puts time of death anywhere from 3am to 20-million years ago. 1.4877 0.05005 203 130 47 26
460 We think it all started with the little guy on the end. 1.4876 0.04737 201 123 58 20
461 We're going to need a complete history on the victim, going back as far as you can. 1.4876 0.05043 201 129 46 26
462 Ok. I think we should start at the beginning. 1.4876 0.04841 201 125 54 22
463 One thing we know, whoever did this obviously took their time. 1.4876 0.04737 201 123 58 20
464 Check Betsy DeVos's alibi. 1.4876 0.05236 201 133 38 30
465 Evolutionary, Officer Watson. 1.4876 0.04790 201 124 56 21
466 Bring in the Kansas State Board of Education for questioning. 1.4876 0.04943 201 127 50 24
467 It's an evolving crime scene 1.4874 0.04441 199 116 69 14
468 The first 48 million years are critical if we’re going to solve this thing. 1.4848 0.05200 198 130 40 28
469 This case is evolving before our very eyes. 1.4848 0.04570 198 118 64 16
470 Round up the usual anthropologists. 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
471 We’re not expecting the next victim to turn up for a few million years. 1.4848 0.05200 198 130 40 28
472 Officer Darwin, this is Texas. You’ll never get twelve jurors to agree with your theory. 1.4848 0.05049 198 127 46 25
473 This case keeps evolving. 1.4848 0.04842 198 123 54 21
474 They were last seen alive on the rear window of a minivan. 1.4848 0.05100 198 128 44 26
475 This is one of our really cold cases. 1.4848 0.05049 198 127 46 25
476 It looks like natural causes. 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
477 Looks to me like the work of a counter-evolutionary. 1.4848 0.04789 198 122 56 20
478 The situation continues to evolve. 1.4840 0.04858 188 115 55 18
479 Geez, just when you get to walk erect... 1.4840 0.05197 188 121 43 24
480 I knew something was fishy from the start. 1.4824 0.04928 199 126 50 23
481 I think I know what happened, but it's just a theory. 1.4822 0.04806 197 122 55 20
482 My instincts tell me there's a missing link to this crime. 1.4822 0.04913 197 124 51 22
483 Bring in Darwin for questioning. 1.4822 0.04697 197 120 59 18
484 Just a hunch, but they could be related. 1.4822 0.04860 197 123 53 21
485 It's our longest-running cold case. 1.4822 0.04806 197 122 55 20
486 "It appears this always was a bad intersection". 1.4822 0.05119 197 128 43 26
487 In the big city you adapt, or you die. 1.4822 0.04913 197 124 51 22
488 Looks like we have a rapidly evolving crime scene here 1.4822 0.05017 197 126 47 24
489 It’s a mass murder of prehistoric proportions. 1.4821 0.04787 195 120 56 19
490 What in creation happened here? 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
491 Yeah, the scientists said it was only a matter of time.... 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
492 Who's next is beyond me. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
493 Looks like a crime for the ages 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
494 We have the DNA test results. It appears they're all related. 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
495 I have a theory... but it's only a theory. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
496 So what happened to the tail? 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
497 We're going to need more than a theory. 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
498 I will need a list of all their relatives 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
499 Some days this job really puts life in perspective 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
500 I'm afraid the statute of limitations ran out on the first four eons ago. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
501 The neighbors reported a big bang. 1.4794 0.05230 194 128 39 27
502 Our theory of the case is evolving. 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
503 I'm telling you, sergeant, there's a missing link. 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
504 Did you notice there is a missing link? 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
505 You don't often come across a killer with that kind of patience. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
506 This looks like Darwin's work. 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
507 Any theories? 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
508 I think this crime goes back much further than we ever imagined. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
509 Too soon to tell Sargent, we'll have to see how this evolves. 1.4794 0.04692 194 118 59 17
510 When these guys go after your family, they really mean it. 1.4794 0.04859 194 121 53 20
511 I thought evolution was only a crime in the "Bible Belt." 1.4794 0.04968 194 123 49 22
512 According to Gallup, 38% of the people aren’t going to believe this. 1.4794 0.05075 194 125 45 24
513 We’re having difficulty reaching the next of kin. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
514 We have all the evidence, but there seems to be a missing link. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
515 Takes me back to a case I solved at the old La Brea tar pit. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
516 We're not talking murder here, we're talking extinction. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
517 Round up the usual suspects by family, species, Genus, and phylum. 1.4792 0.04896 192 120 52 20
518 It's the oldest story in the book. 1.4789 0.04762 190 116 57 17
519 Perhaps it's time to address our slow response to homicide scenes. 1.4789 0.05155 190 123 43 24
520 Get me Ancestry.com 1.4789 0.04990 190 120 49 21
521 Get right on it. Contacting next of kin could take a million years. 1.4789 0.04934 190 119 51 20
522 We suspect Intelligent Design. 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
523 They're linked, but I'm missing something. 1.4787 0.05029 188 119 48 21
524 No information yet. The case is still evolving. 1.4769 0.05002 195 125 47 23
525 See if you can find Flintstone; he might know something. 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
526 I wish we knew where this case was going. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
527 Keep that cordon up; this is an evolving crime scene. 1.4759 0.05216 187 122 41 24
528 There's a missing link somewhere... 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
529 We better act fast - the killer's evolving. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
530 Well, at least we know where he came from. 1.4759 0.04874 187 116 53 18
531 Didn’t I tell you to put a tail on him? 1.4759 0.05105 187 120 45 22
532 Definitely the work of our guy. Same place, same M.O. Every 28 million years, just like clockwork. 1.4759 0.05379 187 125 35 27
533 We suspect that death occurred somewhere between 5 million years ago, and earlier this afternoon. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
534 ...and all apparently related. 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
535 It looks like the victims were naturally selected. 1.4759 0.04991 187 118 49 20
536 I see what you meant when you said this was a really cold case. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
537 All we need to solve this case is the Missing Link. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
538 We’re looking for someone with a lot of priors. 1.4759 0.04874 187 116 53 18
539 Professional hit, it's gotta be the Fundamentalists. 1.4759 0.05325 187 124 37 26
540 Sure, it might be a temporal anomaly, but then again it might just have been bad luck for a guy with some weird pets. 1.4756 0.05293 164 103 44 17
541 We may have waited a bit too long to move the body. 1.4754 0.04638 183 109 61 13
542 Officer, it’s clear that this case is evolving. 1.4734 0.04796 188 116 55 17
543 We think it's natural causes. 1.4734 0.05028 188 120 47 21
544 That escalated quickly. 1.4731 0.05125 186 120 44 22
545 Shame to lose your extended family like that. 1.4728 0.05050 184 117 47 20
546 Talk about a guy's past coming back to haunt him. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
547 No conclusions yet. The evidence is still evolving. 1.4728 0.04747 184 112 57 15
548 The evidence says that victims are related, but it's still just a theory. 1.4728 0.05050 184 117 47 20
549 Apparently they were shot with an evolver 1.4728 0.05166 184 119 43 22
550 There's a missing link in this case. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
551 Really makes ya think--'what are we becoming?' 1.4728 0.05108 184 118 45 21
552 Do you suppose there is any relationship between the victims? 1.4728 0.04870 184 114 53 17
553 This may take some digging. 1.4728 0.04931 184 115 51 18
554 This was a professional hit. Even the fittest didn't survive. 1.4728 0.05280 184 121 39 24
555 Sick bastard got whole family tree. 1.4725 0.05208 182 118 42 22
556 Well, it's obvious he's wasn't the fittest. 1.4725 0.05150 182 117 44 21
557 First, they heard a big bang. 1.4725 0.05266 182 119 40 23
558 Looks like he used an evolver. 1.4725 0.05266 182 119 40 23
559 I thinks it’s pretty clear detective - the next victim will be a woman. 1.4725 0.05380 182 121 36 25
560 Any other theories? 1.4725 0.04846 182 112 54 16
561 My guess? Natural causes. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
562 I guess the fittest don't always survive. 1.4725 0.04654 182 109 60 13
563 Well, officer, I have a theory... 1.4725 0.04522 182 107 64 11
564 Intelligent design, my ass. 1.4725 0.05208 182 118 42 22
565 We can conclude that the perpetrator is not an evangelical Christian. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
566 Apparently someone reported hearing a Big Bang. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
567 If we don't solve this case in the next 48 million years, we never will. 1.4693 0.05213 179 116 42 21
568 I've determined that the victims were not randomly selected. 1.4693 0.04838 179 110 54 15
569 Bring Darwin in for questioning. 1.4693 0.05273 179 117 40 22
570 Looks like a case of arrested development. 1.4693 0.04966 179 112 50 17
571 How do we know they're related? 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
572 Were any of the victims related? 1.4693 0.04773 179 109 56 14
573 The coroner says they were all related. 1.4693 0.05091 179 114 46 19
574 This will be an interesting lineup. 1.4693 0.04571 179 106 62 11
575 Can we at least agree the victims were related? 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
576 My theory is that these victims were related. 1.4689 0.04942 177 110 51 16
577 I think we can rule out intelligent design. 1.4689 0.05317 177 116 39 22
578 I'm still not convinced. 1.4689 0.04942 177 110 51 16
579 We've got a few leads, but the evidence is still evolving. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
580 Clearly, this was a crime of epoch proportions. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
581 We live in a Republican State. You tell me how we're going to explain this in court. 1.4689 0.05070 177 112 47 18
582 It all happened so fast. 1.4689 0.04876 177 109 53 15
583 It looks like somebody drew their own conclusion! 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
584 I agree inspector. It looks like his past finally caught up with him. 1.4689 0.05133 177 113 45 19
585 The facts in this case seem to be slowly evolving. 1.4686 0.04848 175 107 54 14
586 The witnesses say it all started with a big bang. 1.4655 0.05260 174 113 41 20
587 Well, the evidence is clear... I’m just not sure they’ll believe it. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
588 It’s his past catching up with him. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
589 time of death is going to be tricky 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
590 Maybe we should bring in the asteroid for questioning again. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
591 The boys at Fish and Game got the call first, but they called in homicide when the case evolved. 1.4655 0.05446 174 116 35 23
592 It's a long story. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
593 Well, let's round up the usual creationists. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
594 This case is evolving as we speak 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
595 Call it a hunch, but my gut tells me that whoever is behind this has been planning it for a long time. 1.4655 0.04934 174 108 51 15
596 I'm not looking forward to another monkey trial. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
597 It was made to look like natural selection. 1.4624 0.04885 173 107 52 14
598 There's a missing link here and I'm gonna find it. 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
599 Darwin if we do. Darwin if we don't. 1.4624 0.05469 173 116 34 23
600 Interesting theory, but the evidence seems sketchy. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
601 Tell Dougie to turn over his chalk. I'm putting his smart ass on administrative leave. 1.4623 0.07115 106 72 19 15
602 Our case is still evolving. 1.4620 0.04994 171 107 49 15
603 Damn it, Carol. No matter how this case evolves, he's always three species ahead of us. 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
604 This stuff really tests my faith. 1.4620 0.05062 171 108 47 16
605 You do have wonder who's next. 1.4620 0.05392 171 113 37 21
606 I think these crimes may be related. 1.4620 0.04711 171 103 57 11
607 Very suspicious -- everyone knows that evolution goes from left to right. 1.4620 0.05130 171 109 45 17
608 My god, the animal cracker killer has struck again! 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
609 What in creation do you think happened? 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
610 There's evidence that he was on the run from his past. 1.4615 0.05174 169 108 44 17
611 Get me Inspector Darwin. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
612 Yup. Shot by an evolver. 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
613 This grudge goes way back. 1.4615 0.05374 169 111 38 20
614 Round up the primordial suspects. 1.4615 0.05241 169 109 42 18
615 I don't know? I'm missing a link here somewhere 1.4615 0.05439 169 112 36 21
616 Based on what I see here, it's unlikely we will find a sixth victim. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
617 I just don't see a connection 1.4615 0.04894 169 104 52 13
618 I'd say that puts the time of death around 5-8 million years ago. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
619 The coroner placed the time of death somewhere between 400 million years ago and 4 hours. 1.4615 0.05754 169 117 26 26
620 It seems the facts of the case are evolving 1.4615 0.04894 169 104 52 13
621 We can rule out the “creationists “ as suspects in the case. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
622 His name was John Dough. He was from a long line of cookie cutters. 1.4611 0.05078 167 105 47 15
623 Just the facts, ma'am. No theories. 1.4611 0.04934 167 103 51 13
624 It looks like the killer took his time. 1.4593 0.04834 172 106 53 13
625 A good case---the evidence is evolving. 1.4593 0.04972 172 108 49 15
626 It's a theory, Sargeant. But we need facts. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
627 These victims appear to have been naturally selected. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
628 Detective Darwin, do you have a theory on this? 1.4588 0.05013 170 107 48 15
629 It's Kansas, kid. This never happened. 1.4588 0.05541 170 115 32 23
630 Yes, it would appear that the killer selected his victims naturally. 1.4578 0.05170 166 106 44 16
631 'At least we know how he got here.' 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
632 An evolving crime scene 1.4578 0.04879 166 102 52 12
633 The witness said he heard a big bang. 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
634 Time of death? 1.4578 0.05377 166 109 38 19
635 It really is a shame--he had come so far. 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
636 So, which one did you say reminds you of your husband? 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
637 Looks like they were tailing him for a long time. 1.4578 0.05240 166 107 42 17
638 Looking back, he should have seen this coming! 1.4578 0.05170 166 106 44 16
639 Lets question the Creationists first. 1.4578 0.05027 166 104 48 14
640 The case would be closed if we could just find that missing link. 1.4578 0.05309 166 108 40 18
641 Well, this case is evolving. 1.4578 0.04953 166 103 50 13
642 I'll bet it's just ad for Ancestory.com 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
643 Any theories, detective? 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
644 Time of death? Between 12 hours and 3.7 billion years... more or less. 1.4578 0.05577 166 112 32 22
645 I don't like the way this case is evolving 1.4578 0.04407 166 96 64 6
646 We think the crime took place over a period of time. 1.4578 0.05027 166 104 48 14
647 Round up the usual species. 1.4573 0.05215 164 105 43 16
648 Better get the tracking dogs. There still may be ascent of man... 1.4573 0.05357 164 107 39 18
649 I suggest we put these on the back window of every SUV in the country and see if that produces any leads. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
650 Yeah our chalk guy is on some shit 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
651 Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. 1.4545 0.05468 165 110 35 20
652 As a Creationist, I find these victims to be completely unrelated. 1.4545 0.05535 165 111 33 21
653 It appears that his past finally did catch up to him. 1.4545 0.05261 165 107 41 17
654 We do know that the victims were distantly related. 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
655 Put a tail on that one. 1.4540 0.05449 163 108 36 19
656 No leads yet, but I've got a theory. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
657 Don’t be fooled. It’s a Banksy. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
658 Well, it seems pretty clear to me that his next victim is going to be A.I. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
659 Yes, but it’s still just a theory. 1.4540 0.05015 163 102 48 13
660 Well, I think it's more than a theory at this point 1.4540 0.05308 163 106 40 17
661 There’s a missing a link here. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
662 Looks like the little guy started it. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
663 Al was an upright guy but he ran with some real lowlifes. 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
664 The answer is evolutionary my dear Watson. 1.4534 0.05209 161 103 43 15
665 Get Darwin. See what his theory is. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
666 This means it’s not just a theory anymore. 1.4534 0.04741 161 97 55 9
667 Sergeant, it appears that this case is evolving. 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
668 At this point Sir, the only thing we know is the victim was not a creationist 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
669 I think the fish is a red herring 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
670 The religious right doesn't want this to get out. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
671 Round up the creationists. 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
672 This may look like an easy case, but I think there's a missing link. 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
673 They preserved the evidence but there’s still no proof. 1.4534 0.05058 161 101 47 13
674 I have a theory on this... 1.4534 0.04981 161 100 49 12
675 This looks like an evolving crime scene. 1.4528 0.05023 159 99 48 12
676 It's my firm belief these deaths are related. 1.4518 0.04876 166 103 51 12
677 Don't be silly. The victims obviously have no connection to each other. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
678 Officer Darwin, does this selection seem natural to you? 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
679 If I could just find the missing link. 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
680 It's evolutionary officer Watson. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
681 His choice of victims was a natural selection. 1.4500 0.05078 160 101 46 13
682 We have to stop this before it evolves into something more serious. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
683 We’ve got to move fast, Sir, the case appears to be evolving quickly! 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
684 Looks like each victim was somehow related. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
685 So far all we have is a theory. 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
686 We think they're related but there's a missing link somewhere 1.4500 0.05664 160 109 30 21
687 Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
688 Round up the creationists in the neighborhood. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
689 The evidence is still evolving but we're sure the victims were all related. 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
690 We've got a 95% DNA match. 1.4494 0.04798 158 96 53 9
691 We're close to solving the crime, but I keep feeling there's a missing link. 1.4494 0.05043 158 99 47 12
692 VERY FUNNY !! Now where’s the Cold Case comedian ? 1.4494 0.05647 158 107 31 20
693 Those evangelicals weren't kidding when they declared war on evolution. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
694 They were selected, all right. But it sure wasn't natural. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
695 Obviously, an evolutionary dead end. 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
696 Hmm, better check the statute of limitations on this one. 1.4494 0.04881 158 97 51 10
697 Round up the usual suspects - scientists, atheists, and other freethinkers. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
698 There's a missing link. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
699 This is why we don't hire chalk outliners from The New Yorker. 1.4494 0.05857 158 110 25 23
700 Let's start with the creationists. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
701 If only we could find the missing link. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
702 And we’re sure there’s nothing linking them? 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
703 This is a crime for the ages 1.4487 0.04922 156 96 50 10
704 Well sir, it’s a really long story... 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
705 The evidence may stand up in court—but it’ll never make it past the Louisiana school board. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
706 I'm afraid the next victim is going to be a woman. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
707 So, we are looking for a serial killer who is approximately four hundred million years old. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
708 This was no random crime. Naturally, selection played a role. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
709 We have a match on the gun. It’s a .32 evolver. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
710 It's either Banksy or Darwin. Bring them both in for questioning. 1.4487 0.05248 156 100 42 14
711 'Evolutionary, dear Watson. Evolutionary.' 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
712 Looks like we have a serial Darwinist on our hands. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
713 I can't help but feel there is a missing link. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
714 Apparently, that's as far as they got. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
715 Whoever did this has clearly been planning it for billions of years. 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
716 Well, this case is evolving quickly. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
717 It's a crime of genus-cide. 1.4487 0.05326 156 101 40 15
718 They were killed in cold blood... except this last one. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
719 And get O'Grady to concentrate on finding that missing link. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
720 We have to find the missing link. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
721 The victims were chosen by natural selection 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
722 It's got that Darwin guy's fingerprints all over it. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
723 Tell the press it’s an evolving story. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
724 Right now, it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
725 At this point it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
726 Right now, it's just a theory. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
727 The killer is selective, naturally. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
728 We've narrowed down the time of death to sometime between the late Cambrian and early Pleistocene periods. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
729 When you round up suspects, rule out Creationists. 1.4472 0.05130 161 103 44 14
730 looks like the work of a serial creationist 1.4459 0.05376 157 103 38 16
731 We need to act fast, his MO is evolving. 1.4459 0.04815 157 96 52 9
732 This killer’s pattern is starting to evolve. 1.4452 0.05108 155 98 45 12
733 We're going to need more chalk if this case keeps evolving. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
734 Just say” The investigation is evolving “ 1.4437 0.04940 151 93 49 9
735 I see you are still working the cold cases. 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
736 Kind of reminds me of the back window on my wife's SUV. 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
737 At least we can rule out the Mormons. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
738 It's just my gut instinct, let's not call it a theory yet. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
739 talk about a slow death 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
740 This case has been evolving right from the start. 1.4437 0.05609 151 101 33 17
741 He went about as far as he could go. 1.4437 0.04940 151 93 49 9
742 It's the crime of the centuries. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
743 Looks like he was probably lying there for a while 1.4437 0.05841 151 104 27 20
744 The evidence suggests that this case is still evolving. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
745 Our only witness was a nun, but she claims she didn't see anything. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
746 Put out an APB for the missing link. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
747 The victims appear to have been selected naturally. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
748 Hmm. More victims of the Paleo Diet. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
749 It's just a theory. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
750 There are conflicting theories concerning the relationship of the victims. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
751 It seems all my favorite childhood snacks committed this crime. 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
752 Got any theories? 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
753 Something's not adding up. There's a missing link. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
754 I guess evolution is dead. Now what? 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
755 We can rule out your evangelical husband. 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
756 Yeah I get it, but where is the missing link? 1.4437 0.04758 151 91 53 7
757 Time of death was somewhere between 10:15 and 3 million BC. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
758 Truly a crime for the ages. 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
759 Tell the press that it’s still an evolving case. 1.4437 0.05116 151 95 45 11
760 There is overwhelming evidence, but it’s still just a theory. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
761 He had 185 million priors. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
762 I’ve never seen a crime evolve so quickly. 1.4422 0.05120 147 92 45 10
763 This case is evolving right before our eyes.. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
764 So much for survival of the fittest, eh Morgan?! 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
765 Any way to bury this and pretend it never happened? 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
766 Let's hope it all ends here. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
767 This is going to be a hard one if we get a creationist jury. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
768 Maybe we shouldn't stand here... 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
769 This is leading somewhere. 1.4392 0.05003 148 92 47 9
770 Hmmm...this case is evolving before our eyes. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
771 Let’s just wait and see how this case evolves. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
772 First thing we need to do is establish a timeline. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
773 Round up the usual theories. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
774 We’ve reason to believe the deceased may be related. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
775 Sir, we've run into a bit of trouble locating the next of kin. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
776 It appears this case is still evolving. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
777 I think he was shot with an evolver. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
778 I don’t know exactly what happened but I have a theory... 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
779 This appears to be a constantly evolving case. 1.4392 0.05094 148 93 45 10
780 Find out if anyone heard a big bang. 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
781 I'd put time of death anywhere between midnight Friday and the Cretaceous Period. 1.4392 0.05850 148 102 27 19
782 Word on the street say's he was a stand up guy. 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
783 One thing is clear, the killer lacked an intelligent design. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
784 Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
785 Drain the swamp seemed like a good idea at the time 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
786 This case is finally starting to get some legs 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
787 Well, we can rule out Adam as a suspect. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
788 I have a hunch the victims were related. 1.4392 0.05094 148 93 45 10
789 I could be wrong; however, I think there is a missing link ! 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
790 ...and tell Detective Murphy to quit playing with the police chalk! 1.4392 0.05771 148 101 29 18
791 Mark that time of death approximate. 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
792 There was nothing natural in the selection of these victims. 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
793 So sad. Just when he was starting to make something of himself. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
794 APPARENTLY, HE JUST COULDN'T ADAPT TO LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
795 I'd say the motive's definitely evolving. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
796 Clues on the case are still evolving. 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
797 It was a really slow vehicle! 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
798 This wasn't random. The victims were selected naturally. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
799 This is a tough case. We need to find the missing link! 1.4384 0.04954 146 90 48 8
800 Technically this was written up as an Extinction, which is really going to screw with the guys down at homicide. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
801 I got a hunch this case goes way back 1.4384 0.05232 146 93 42 11
802 I'm not sure. Let's see how the case evolves. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
803 We're looking at the evolution of a serial killer 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
804 This was probably not an act of God. 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
805 Someone wanted to make this look natural. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
806 The witness said it all started with a Big Bang. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
807 I say we start with the fish. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
808 Estimated time of death? I’d say Paleozoic, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, and Tuesday around 18:00 hours. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
809 Now its a homo-cide 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
810 Well, I've got a theory. 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
811 Ok, so we know that the perp is not a creationist 1.4384 0.05496 146 96 36 14
812 Sorry it took me 570 million years to get here, I took Lincoln Tunnel. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
813 The coroner's leaning towards natural causes. 1.4384 0.05048 146 91 46 9
814 I think we're looking for a serial creationist. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
815 How long has this case been open? 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
816 You might say that my theory is evolving. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
817 Well Carruthers, looks like even the fittest didn't survive this one. 1.4384 0.05141 146 92 44 10
818 Find the missing link and you’ll find your killer. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
819 The fish started it. 1.4384 0.05665 146 98 32 16
820 I bet the DNA-Analysts will have fun on this case. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
821 What has me baffled is that they all proved to have a very similar DNA. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
822 My hunch is that each victim was selected naturally. 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
823 Looks like they got the whole family. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
824 He had a long history of trouble. 1.4384 0.04954 146 90 48 8
825 Looks like he died a really slow death. 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
826 We're pretty sure the killer spent a long time planning this.... 1.4362 0.05330 149 97 39 13
827 Finally the case is starting to evolve. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
828 I would love to say, "It's evolutionary Watson" but your name isn't Watson is it? 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
829 Get Detective Charlie Darwin on this, pronto. 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
830 For now, it's just a theory. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
831 See if Forensics can establish a timeline- 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
832 Looks like the victims were somehow related. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
833 Get me Detective Darwin 1.4336 0.04714 143 86 52 5
834 Those damn atheists are always trying to make a point. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
835 There were no eyewitnesses, sir, but someone did say they heard a Big Bang. 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
836 He's selecting his victims naturally. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
837 I place Time of Death between now and ten million years ago. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
838 Something tells me there's a missing link in this case. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
839 This is some highly evolved monkey business. 1.4336 0.05749 143 97 30 16
840 Search the area for an evolver. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
841 I'd say that we've taken way too long to investigate this crime. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
842 All we need to do, now, is find the missing link. 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
843 It's an evolving case. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
844 Looks like the end of the line 1.4336 0.04918 143 88 48 7
845 Of course, it’s just a theory... 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
846 Looks like a crime against nature 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
847 You can see how the crime scene evolved. 1.4336 0.05486 143 94 36 13
848 A lot of history behind this one.... 1.4336 0.05115 143 90 44 9
849 I think we’re looking for a very,very slow moving vehicle 1.4336 0.05663 143 96 32 15
850 Check to see if there are any witnesses who heard a big bang. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
851 His past finally caught up with him 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
852 Find out where Mike Pence was last night. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
853 Looks like he was killed by a high caliber evolver 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
854 I think the statute of limitations has expired in this case. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
855 Contact the really, really cold case unit. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
856 This ain't over. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
857 Sad. The victim was making such progress. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
858 Round up the usual sub-species. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
859 Looks to me like this one goes way back. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
860 It appears they were selected naturally. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
861 It's going to take forever to solve this one. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
862 Well, it appears it is no longer just a theory. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
863 Something is missing 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
864 Hard to tell... this case keeps evolving. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
865 ...the oldest stall tactic - keep getting the hearing pushed back. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
866 Well anyway, it's just a theory. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
867 See if any of them have fossil records. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
868 I'd say the crime scene is still evolving. 1.4326 0.05981 141 98 25 18
869 Looks like the killer has been selecting their victims naturally. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
870 I feel like we're missing a link 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
871 Looks to me like this crime may still be evolving... 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
872 So where did the fish come from? That’s the key to solving this case. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
873 It might take another 2-3 million years, but oh yeah, he'll kill again. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
874 It appears the case is evolving 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
875 Tell me again what direction it goes in. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
876 Well Henry, it looks like the case is evolving. 1.4326 0.05981 141 98 25 18
877 DNA shows all these victims were related. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
878 We’re missing some kind of link..... 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
879 I have a theory but it could take some time. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
880 Carbon dating puts the time of death at 1.7 to 1.9 million years ago. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
881 It took a while, but we've been able to narrow down era of death. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
882 No my dear Watson. I said "evolutionary". 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
883 Yeah, this looks like Darwin’s M.O. 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
884 It was a Christian fundamentalist. He buried the evidence. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
885 On the report, make sure it says we didn't fire until after he was armed. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
886 Time is relative and chalk is cheap. 1.4326 0.06230 141 101 19 21
887 One thing's for sure: Our suspect is a cold-blooded and warm-blooded murderer. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
888 I have the same stickers on my car. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
889 His past caught up with him. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
890 I guess even the fittest don't always survive. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
891 ...Actually, half of the victims were cold blooded as well. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
892 Lieutenant, my hunch has now evolved into a theory. 1.4326 0.04859 141 86 49 6
893 Do you have a theory of the case?" "It's evolving. 1.4326 0.05895 141 97 27 17
894 Time of Death any time between 4pm Tuesday and the Cambrian period. 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
895 It’s an evolving story. 1.4326 0.05260 141 90 41 10
896 I don't believe it. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
897 Hit & run? Nah, they were just slow-crossers, WAY too slow. Half-a-billion years too slow. 1.4315 0.05135 146 93 43 10
898 This was no accident, it is intelligent design. 1.4315 0.05576 146 98 33 15
899 Such a waste. He had finally gotten back on his own two feet. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
900 I have a theory, but it will be hard to prove. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
901 The case is evolving, but I think we're looking for a stand up guy. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
902 Cunning, but inefficient. He only needed to kill the fish. 1.4286 0.05970 133 91 27 15
903 Homeschooling prevents me from understanding this case. 1.4286 0.06095 140 99 22 19
904 Whoever did this took his time in planning it. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
905 He seems to strike every three or four hundred million years or so. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
906 Looks like they wiped out the whole family. 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
907 the evidence would suggest the killer has opposable thumbs 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
908 Looks like the perpetrator took his time with this one. 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
909 So how many DNA matches do we have? 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
910 He died like a man 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
911 Where is the President in this sequence? 1.4275 0.05233 138 88 41 9
912 Forensics says it'll take eons. 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
913 We think they've been planning this for some time. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
914 We don't see much of this in Texas. 1.4275 0.05898 138 95 27 16
915 What kind of animal would do something like this? 1.4275 0.05987 138 96 25 17
916 I can't wait to see the surveillance videos. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
917 "I have a theory about this one". 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
918 I think I see a pattern here… 1.4275 0.05027 138 86 45 7
919 His family stated- "He was like a fish out of water" 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
920 The investigation's still evolving, Sir ... 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
921 Did you put a tail on the suspect? 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
922 A leprechaun, crispy critters, dino-bites...it's evolved into a cereal killing. 1.4275 0.05528 138 91 35 12
923 This could take ages. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
924 Round up the Darwin gang. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
925 This street hasn't been swept in ages. 1.4275 0.05808 138 94 29 15
926 Someone called in a tip: they heard a Big Bang and now we’ve got this. 1.4275 0.05898 138 95 27 16
927 They got the whole family 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
928 Evolutionary, my dear Watson, evolutionary . . . . . 1.4275 0.05623 138 92 33 13
929 We've tracked the perp from the aquarium, then to the zoo, I think his next move will be the beer concession stand at Yankee Stadium. 1.4265 0.06053 136 95 24 17
930 Seems like I've been working this case forever. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
931 Looks like the evidence is evolving. 1.4265 0.05180 136 86 42 8
932 Well, I'd say we have a fairly thorough background on the victim here. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
933 DNA tests suggest the victims were related. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
934 Wait, I know this guy, He's Homo Erectus 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
935 Call Scopes. He'll know what happened here. 1.4265 0.04965 136 84 46 6
936 This case is going to take eons to solve. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
937 Check the victims' DNA in case they're linked. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
938 I think we're missing a link there, officer. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
939 This case is rapidly evolving. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
940 Looks like our killer's MO is evolving. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
941 I'm seeing a pattern, here. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
942 I think the religious right did it. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
943 Evolutionary, Officer Watson. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
944 Well, I do have a Theory... 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
945 That reminds me. I'm supposed to pick up my brother-in-law at five. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
946 Don’t jump to conclusions, Lieutenant. This case is evolving. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
947 My great great great great grandfather was the first detective on this case. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
948 The evidence suggests either Natural Selection or a Third Grader. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
949 Cripes, this one is going to take eons to solve. 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
950 This is bad news for the creationists 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
951 Such a tragedy. They were hit on their way to a family reunion. 1.4254 0.05839 134 91 29 14
952 Worst case I've seen in eons. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
953 Evolve all you want. You still have to learn how to cross a damn street! 1.4242 0.05058 132 82 44 6
954 Or, it could have been a creationist. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
955 This case is taking a long time to develop. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
956 Which one is Lucy? 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
957 The poor guy was haunted by his past. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
958 Let's figure out the origins of this mess. 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
959 This case has evolved quickly. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
960 This case was fishy from the start but it's definitely evolving. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
961 It's an open-and-shut case... Another dead idiot, another Darwin Award 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
962 I just need to find the missing link... 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
963 Nothing to report yet, the case is still evolving. 1.4211 0.05030 133 83 44 6
964 Get the paleontologist down here. Looks like premeditated extinction. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
965 This has Darwin written all over it. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
966 It seems the killer's methods are evolving. 1.4211 0.05252 133 85 40 8
967 The evidence is clearly evolving 1.4211 0.05963 133 92 26 15
968 What we've got here is an evolving crime scene investigation. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
969 I know means, motive, and opportunity, but there's still a missing link 1.4211 0.05359 133 86 38 9
970 One witness reported hearing a big bang. 1.4211 0.05867 133 91 28 14
971 Definitely an evolving case. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
972 You'll never convince some people that this really happened. 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
973 He had a history. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
974 This can't have been an accident. 1.4211 0.05568 133 88 34 11
975 Textbook stuff. The evolution of a crime. 1.4211 0.05669 133 89 32 12
976 My theory on this case is evolving 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
977 Just what we need in this investigation: a chalk man with a sick sense of humor. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
978 Remember, it's only a theory. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
979 I told you not to draw any conclusions. 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
980 Well, it’s a theory. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
981 It's obviously the work of an intelligent designer. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
982 We don't know if it's him. No-one put a tail on the guy. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
983 We can see the killer took his time 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
984 I'm just saying, we should also consider the theory that those are not chalk outlines. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
985 Whatever happened here, didn't evolve overnight. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
986 What kind of animal would do this? 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
987 Well, I guess that's the end of the line. 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
988 I see we have established the timeline. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
989 It's evolutionary, my dear. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
990 Creationists. Call it a hunch. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
991 You're right - it's an evolving crime scene. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
992 Let's get Darwin on the case. 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
993 At least it's clear how the fish died 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
994 Can I tell you my theory? 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
995 Follow the monkey. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
996 With a case like this we're looking at 100,000 years to life. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
997 It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
998 And get me alibis for every school board in the tri-state area. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
999 Finding the next of kin will be difficult. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
1000 They used an evolver. 1.4198 0.06126 131 92 23 16
1001 Out main suspect is Scott Pruitt. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
1002 See if there’s any links between the victims. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
1003 Round up all the Creationists in the area. 1.4191 0.05955 136 95 25 16
1004 Let’s find this ‘Banksy’ character and stop these dangerous ideas from being outlined on our streets. 1.4186 0.05358 129 83 38 8
1005 They not only went after his family, but the whole family tree! 1.4186 0.05243 129 82 40 7
1006 So much for the fittest. 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
1007 We don't have much to go on, but the facts are evolving... 1.4179 0.05635 134 90 32 12
1008 This is a tough one officer. The evidence keeps evolving. 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
1009 I know I'm missing something 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
1010 Well, it appears these victims were naturally selected... 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1011 Clearly, he wasn't the fittest. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1012 As you can see, this is a rapidly evolving case. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
1013 there was no eye witness but somebody heard a big bang 1.4154 0.06253 130 93 20 17
1014 The facts are evolving as we speak, Inspector. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1015 The case continues to evolve 1.4154 0.04979 130 81 44 5
1016 Like I said, it's just a theory. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1017 This crime looks like it was planned ages ago. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
1018 I'm not sure...the crime scene is still evolving. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1019 It's an evolving situation. 1.4154 0.04979 130 81 44 5
1020 Well, it's just a theory. 1.4154 0.05756 130 88 30 12
1021 I think I see a pattern evolving 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
1022 Are the victims related? 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
1023 Well, the oldest cold case on Earth just got hot again. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
1024 Just say this is a developing story. 1.4148 0.05602 135 91 32 12
1025 I think we can rule out any fundamentalist Christians. 1.4148 0.06255 135 98 18 19
1026 Our only witness claims they heard a big bang. 1.4141 0.06128 128 90 23 15
1027 Have you notified the most recent common ancestor? 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1028 Get Norwinsky on this. He's our best anthroprimorodentoherpetroichthyologist. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1029 Definitely premeditated. Must’ve taken a billion years to plan this one. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1030 I can't vouch for the first four victims, but I have a hunch the fifth was an upright citizen. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1031 Time of death? Between one and four epochs is my guess. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1032 Forensics found an amoeba too, but we couldn't find chalk that small. 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
1033 The White House believes they're unrelated. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
1034 I wonder what comes next? 1.4141 0.05493 128 84 35 9
1035 We theorize that the deceased were naturally selected. 1.4141 0.05924 128 88 27 13
1036 Whoever did this, I'll track him down if it takes 'til the beginning of time. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1037 The details of this case are clearly evolving. 1.4141 0.06228 128 91 21 16
1038 It appears crime runs in this family. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
1039 The evidence is vestigial, at best. 1.4141 0.05146 128 81 41 6
1040 The community is going to go ape when we prove these murders are linked. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1041 His wife said he had it coming for some time 1.4141 0.05380 128 83 37 8
1042 We'll get the slime responsible for this. 1.4141 0.05713 128 86 31 11
1043 Tell the chief that the situation is evolving. 1.4135 0.04906 133 83 45 5
1044 I'm going to find the animal who did this Sergeant or I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1045 Since Trump's in office...evolution is dead. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1046 This case is evolving by the minute 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1047 Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
1048 I guess we can rule out the Creationists. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1049 How long did you say before they found the body? 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1050 Let's not jump to any conclusions while the crime scene's still evolving. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1051 I've seen this before, but never so fast. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1052 The real crime here is the sorry state of science education in this country. 1.4127 0.06200 126 89 22 15
1053 This is the most graphic crime scene I've ever come across. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1054 I think there is a missing link. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
1055 The crime shows no evidence of intelligent design. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1056 Looks like the Creationists are getting serious. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1057 I understand the who, and the when, but what's the missing link? 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1058 Yeah. Darwin said it looked like he was tailed almost to the end. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1059 Are the victims related? 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1060 I don't know who's responsible, but I have a pretty good theory. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1061 There’s a missing a link here. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1062 Oh man! 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1063 My hunch puts the time of death somewhere between yesterday and the Paleozoic. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1064 So I get putting the ugly family out of their misery...but why kill their fish? 1.4127 0.06200 126 89 22 15
1065 I'm still not convinced. It's just a theory, you know . . . 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
1066 So far, our leading suspects are Natural Selection and A Failure to Adapt. 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
1067 witness said only the fittest survived 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
1068 My God, they killed the whole phylum. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1069 The case is still evolving, but we suspect the killer had opposable thumbs. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
1070 It appears to be a case of premeditated evolution. 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
1071 While at first I thought it was open-and-shut, I would say my theory on this case is still evolving. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
1072 Well, we can rule out that the victim was homeschooled. 1.4127 0.06301 126 90 20 16
1073 Might have been a very, very slow-acting poison. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
1074 Make a note so that we don’t miss any links. 1.4118 0.05370 136 90 36 10
1075 Something like this doesn't just happen overnight. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1076 There's has to be a missing link somewhere 1.4113 0.05373 124 80 37 7
1077 Now we at least know where the victim came from. 1.4113 0.06061 124 86 25 13
1078 Not yet, but we have a pretty good theory. 1.4113 0.05952 124 85 27 12
1079 It's hard to say how this case will evolve. 1.4113 0.05249 124 79 39 6
1080 Want to speculate on the next victim? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1081 You're right. This case is evolving very quickly. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1082 There have been developments. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1083 Hmmph...I don't care what the Lab Boys say, this was an act of God 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1084 The killer took his time with this one! 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1085 And let me guess, no one here saw anything about how it started, am I right? 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
1086 Well, one of them died a man. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1087 Any clues on where they were going? 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
1088 You're right. But will it stand up in court? 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1089 This is evolving into quite the case. 1.4113 0.05493 124 81 35 8
1090 Has the genus been informed? 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
1091 All that time, and nobody tried to help? New Yorkers! 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1092 We have a creationist on the loose. 1.4113 0.05952 124 85 27 12
1093 The perp's getting smarter with every step he takes. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1094 Our theory of how it happened is still evolving. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
1095 My theory of what happened here is evolving. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
1096 The killer obviously took his time with this one. 1.4109 0.05233 129 83 39 7
1097 We're not in Kansas anymore. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1098 The perp’s hostility for this guy goes way back. 1.4098 0.05673 122 81 32 9
1099 For age of victim write, "approximately two million years". 1.4098 0.04764 122 74 46 2
1100 Ay, word on the streets is that the creationists are cleaning up the evidence... 1.4098 0.04764 122 74 46 2
1101 .....Well, it's just one of my theories. 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
1102 So the first thing we have to do is figure out who died first... 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
1103 It looks like the killer took his time. 1.4083 0.05976 120 82 27 11
1104 Remind me, HOW long have we been working on this case? 1.4071 0.06240 113 78 24 11
1105 Inform headquarters that the facts are still evolving. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1106 Looks like the case has evolved into a homocide 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
1107 My wife's family, I'd know 'em anywhere. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
1108 Just a hunch, but I think they may be related. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1109 I haven't a clue who's next of kin. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1110 I don't know, it looks like it's missing a link to me. 1.4050 0.05324 121 78 37 6
1111 So, which one do you think died first? 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1112 Looks like Charlie Darwin is back in town. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1113 Miocene or Pliocene ... it’s still a crime scene. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1114 I'm noticing a pattern here. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1115 This is a Creationist crime of biblical proportions. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1116 Looks like the crime of the centuries! 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1117 We're not certain of the motive, but we have a theory that's rapidly evolving. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1118 This didn't happen in one night. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1119 Multiple victims. No obvious connection. Let’s hope one of these is finally the missing link. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1120 Word on the street is he goes by the name 'Darwin.' 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1121 The timeline here is critical. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1122 Some things they just don't teach you at the Academy. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1123 The evolution of sidewalk chalk. 1.4050 0.06383 121 87 19 15
1124 Cross-check NRA, Creationist, Pet Phobia, Hannity. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1125 I'd select the usual suspects, naturally. 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1126 I'm more worried about the one that survived. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
1127 I just can't shake the nagging feeling that something is missing. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1128 Looks like time is on our side on this one 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
1129 It's evolutionary, my dear. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1130 It's the work of an evil genus. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1131 We're looking for a serial killer with too much time on their hands. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1132 Tell the papers that the case is currently evolving. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1133 Not even the fittest survived 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
1134 There's still not enough evidence. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1135 Truth is, they had it coming for a long time. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1136 Damn, not again. Better get Hominidcide on the case. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1137 The Church tried to cover up the evidence. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
1138 No, I don't think the fish did it. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1139 I think they're related, but it's just a theory. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1140 Round up the usual paleoanthropologists. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1141 Tell the Chief the situation on the ground is evolving. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1142 Time of death might be hard to pin down, Chief. 1.4034 0.06238 119 84 22 13
1143 Find the missing link and you find our killer. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1144 No Christian jury is going to buy any of this. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1145 When did this happen? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1146 It appears the victims were related. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1147 You call that a theory? 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1148 Make sure Forensics checks his carbon footprint. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1149 It's just a hunch really... But I think it might be the same one who assaulted global warming. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1150 This case is evolving very quickly. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1151 Carbon date 'em, Danno. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1152 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.4034 0.06351 119 85 20 14
1153 Ok, let's say it *was* the meteor... We still need to find motive. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1154 Looks like we've got a DNA trail here. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1155 Just write time of death somewhere between midnight and 530 million years ago. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1156 Looks like this has been in the planning stages for quite awhile! 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1157 See if you can narrow Time of Death to something shorter then the Pleistocene Era. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1158 We should have seen it coming. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1159 This is definitely a cold case. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1160 There's a missing link in this case. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1161 I've seen this M.O. before. It goes way back. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1162 Put out an APB for the missing link. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1163 This truly is a crime for the ages. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1164 Still can't shake your "God" hunch, can ya? 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1165 The solution will reveal itself as soon as we find the missing link 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1166 This looks like a simple case. We just have to find the missing link. 1.4034 0.06571 119 87 16 16
1167 Walk me through the last billion years. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1168 I think I am beginning to see how this crime evolved 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1169 The boys in forensics will have a field day with this one. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1170 We might have to contact Ancestry.com on this one. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1171 His troubles go way back. 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1172 There's a missing link in this case and we've got to find it. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1173 Evolutionary, Watson. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1174 No, I said we're looking for a group of violent counter-evolutionaries, not a group of violent counter-revolutionaries. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
1175 The killer's pattern is evolving. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
1176 I'd say the case...is evolving. 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
1177 It doesn't add up. There must be a missing link. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
1178 The question is whether or not it was planned. 1.4000 0.05964 120 83 26 11
1179 Is there a link? 1.4000 0.05725 120 81 30 9
1180 Another promising band cut down trying to cross Abbey Road. 1.4000 0.06081 120 84 24 12
1181 This looks like a really cold case. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1182 I doubt any of them ever saw it coming 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1183 Looks like the victims were related. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1184 Frankly, I expected something different when the captain sent me to review an evolving case. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1185 I can see how the evidence has evolved. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1186 Looks like we may have a creationist on our hands. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1187 These were not the fittest. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1188 Well, that kills my theory. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1189 Interesting thoughts, but at this point, it's only a theory. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1190 As you can see, it was a very slow death. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
1191 Get me a list of all fundamentalist Christians in the vicinity. 1.3983 0.06385 118 85 19 14
1192 'What concerns me most is that his pattern seems to be evolving...' 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1193 No new leads, but the case is still evolving. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1194 It's just a theory but I think they're related. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1195 It's one for the ages. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1196 Only time will tell. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1197 Well officer, my theory is evolving 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1198 There’s really no way to tell who his next victim will be. They’re just naturally selected. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1199 Well, I think we can rule out extinction. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1200 We’ll catch him. This crime shows no sign of intelligent design. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1201 We'll have to wait for the DNA tests. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1202 I can't help feeling we're missing a link here. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1203 All I can say is that the investigation is evolving. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1204 I have a hunch the victims are related somehow. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1205 This has appeared fishy from the very start. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1206 Just note that my theory on this murder is still evolving. 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1207 This case is tough. The clues keep evolving. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1208 We should monitor this situation as it continues to evolve. 1.3983 0.05401 118 77 35 6
1209 Hard to say - the case is still evolving. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
1210 Well, it had to end somewhere. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1211 This looks like Darwin's work. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1212 I don't know, but let's see what develops. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1213 I don't know who the killer is, but I'm willing to bet he's the fittest. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1214 “Yeah, the EPA thought it was him too, but he was at Mar A Lago when it happened. 1.3983 0.06497 118 86 17 15
1215 So far, we've only got a theory. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1216 We're looking for someone who just didn't like where this guy was coming from. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1217 I would take us billions of years to figure this one out. 1.3983 0.06154 118 83 23 12
1218 Well, the crime scene's still evolving, but to me it looks like it was a .44 Cro-Magnum. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1219 We're missing a link. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1220 Didn’t see it evolving into this. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1221 Another evolutionary dead end 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1222 We're seeing an uptick in science-hate crimes. 1.3983 0.06270 118 84 21 13
1223 I don't care about your theories, officer. I need evidence! 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1224 We should have responded more quickly. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1225 As you can see, the investigation is evolving. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
1226 Evolutionary, Watson. 1.3983 0.06035 118 82 25 11
1227 I've got two theories for the cause of death, but you're not going to believe one of them. 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
1228 So, the Darwin Awards really are a thing? 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1229 Boy, someone knows how to really hold a grudge. 1.3981 0.06301 108 75 23 10
1230 No, for politicians it evolves left to right. 1.3981 0.06437 108 76 21 11
1231 I heard they arrested a couple wearing fig leafs. 1.3981 0.06570 108 77 19 12
1232 Let's grab a coffee. It'll take another hundred million years for any new evidence to turn up. 1.3966 0.06580 116 85 16 15
1233 I can see this case is evolving. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1234 It's too bad -- he was a real stand-up guy. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1235 Looks like we got us a sequential killer on our hands. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1236 Well Margaret, sometimes the fittest don't always survive. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1237 Shame. First God, now Darwin. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1238 This may be the work of a surreal killer. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1239 Same M.O. as last time. There's got to be a missing link. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1240 I'm not buying it. Where's the evidence? 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
1241 We believe the body has been here for quite awhile. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1242 I told the sketch artist I want everything from the beginning to the end. He may have taken me too literally. 1.3966 0.06348 116 83 20 13
1243 The coroner estimates the time of death was between midnight and 510 million years ago. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1244 Tell them the case is still evolving. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1245 Whoever the killer is, he's been nursing a grudge for a very long time. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1246 I see primate facie evidence of a crime 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1247 This was a crime a long time in the making. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1248 I can't help but feel there's some kind of missing link. 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1249 The killer took his time. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1250 Evolution in the first degree. 1.3966 0.05983 116 80 26 10
1251 All we need is the missing link. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1252 We have to find the missing link. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1253 WOW! How long was he laying here before someone noticed and called this in? 1.3966 0.05595 116 77 32 7
1254 Seems the victims were selected naturally. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1255 DNA's gonna be tricky on this one. 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1256 The witness stated the scene evolved after he heard a big bang. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1257 Let's not tell the press yet. We may have an evolution on our hands! 1.3966 0.06229 116 82 22 12
1258 This reminds me of when I worked on the Scopes Trial. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
1259 Looks like another crime against humanity. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
1260 I can’t wait to get my hands on this Neanderthal! 1.3966 0.05727 116 78 30 8
1261 I know who did it, but I can't get a warrant until we find the missing link. 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
1262 The evidence appears to still be evolving. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1263 OK, Officer Darwin, let's hear your theory. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1264 Book him for fishing without a license, 3 counts of hunting without a license and murder. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1265 I estimate the time of death to be somewhere in the past 200 to 500 million years. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1266 Round up the usual Creationist suspects. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1267 Can't be a solo job. This spans 500 million years. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1268 "Forget the fish, our prints only go back 10 million years". 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1269 Looks like we have an evolving situation. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1270 Those punk-ass chalk vandals are just messing with us now. 1.3947 0.05376 114 74 35 5
1271 I think that we can rule out a creationist. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1272 The killer appears to have been in no rush. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1273 Seen it a million times. It starts out cute and innocent, but then evolves into something much more sinister. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1274 See if Darwin has an alibi. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1275 He chooses his victims by natural selection. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1276 And if he hadn't run out of chalk? 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1277 Before the last election, I was pretty sure which direction to read this. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1278 The crime really seemed to evolve... eh? 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1279 Looks like we have an evolving situation, Sargent. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
1280 His ID says John Scopes. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1281 So waddaya figure for the time of death? 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1282 Now, it's just a theory..... 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1283 Evidence definitely suggests our victim was being followed 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1284 Let's start by checking the sticker on the rear window of his SUV. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1285 I don't care what they say down at the lab, it's not natural. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1286 Ok, detective. You'd better start from the beginning. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1287 I can't believe the way crime has evolved in this city. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1288 Well, Officer Darwin, it looks like this murder investigation is evolving nicely. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1289 The only clues we have are a half-eaten apple and a sarcastic serpent. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1290 Well, we can rule God out. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1291 It looks like the situation is rapidly evolving. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1292 I wouldn’t have suspected this in half a billion years. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1293 Were there any survivors? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1294 At this point, all we've got is a theory. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1295 You say that the crime happened over a six day period, and the perp took a break on Sunday? 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1296 Chief says it’s an evolving case. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1297 I think we can rule out natural causes. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1298 I think it is pretty clear this crime happened over six days 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1299 They've been a crime family for generations. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1300 This was a godless act. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1301 Looks like this case is evolving before our very eyes. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1302 This wasn't a quick death. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1303 We're missing something here. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1304 I have a theory, but there’s a missing link. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1305 Still no leads on the timeline or motive. 1.3929 0.06634 112 82 16 14
1306 My theory is natural causes. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1307 This is a very cold case. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1308 Their IDs say they’re related, but I don’t buy it. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1309 Detective, I think this is just a Banksy. 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1310 We have a Darwinist on our hands. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1311 We can rule out young-earth creationists. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1312 This case is evolving before our eyes. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1313 'This is our oldest cold case on file officer." 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1314 Looks like the latest victim was an upstanding citizen. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1315 His past caught up with him. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1316 Should I write murder-suicide or natural selection? 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1317 This may take a while. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1318 One last step for mankind. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1319 We are dealing with a series of random occurrences or an all powerful being with a peculiar sense of humor. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1320 And to think the murderer killed this poor guy's pets, too. 1.3929 0.06512 112 81 18 13
1321 The facts of this case are still evolving. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1322 I'm thinking death was not instantaneous. 1.3929 0.06387 112 80 20 12
1323 Oh. The humanity! 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1324 Shame they’ll never get to see how it all ends. 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1325 I thought I had it, but there’s a link missing... 1.3929 0.06130 112 78 24 10
1326 It will be hard to determine time of death. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1327 We're one missing link away from cracking this case. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1328 One thing appears obvious. This killer had patience. 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
1329 It doesn't matter how strong the evidence is. Some people will always say it was an act of God. 1.3913 0.06012 115 80 25 10
1330 This case has a link that I'm missing. 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
1331 There has to be a missing link. 1.3913 0.05341 115 75 35 5
1332 This may be the crime of the ages. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1333 This is a crime of historic dimensions. 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
1334 They did their best but the victim was pronounced extinct at the Pleistocene. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1335 Seemed like a simple case of cold-blooded murder, sergeant. But now it's evolved. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1336 I think these might be related. 1.3909 0.05644 110 73 31 6
1337 I think this case is really starting to evolve. 1.3894 0.05397 113 74 34 5
1338 That Natural Selection can be a killer. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1339 He had so much potential. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
1340 We're looking for the fittest. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
1341 Round up the creationists. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
1342 This looks like the work of a serial creationist. 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
1343 I simply can't see how these murders are connected - we're missing a link. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
1344 My gut says we'll soon be looking for another victim, only alot smarter than us. 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
1345 Adapt or die, eh? 1.3889 0.06422 108 77 20 11
1346 Right now, our primary suspect is time. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
1347 Clearly, the situation is evolving. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
1348 It's a serial killer all right. And I'm worried about the next victim. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1349 It looks like another job by Darwin's gang 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1350 I planned on retiring 400 million years ago, but I gotta catch this guy. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1351 We'll wait and see how this one evolves. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1352 If this case continues to evolve, we may need more chalk. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1353 He seems to have just stood up and walked away. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1354 Let's hope it doesn't go any further than this. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1355 Better call in paleoforensics. 1.3874 0.05456 111 73 33 5
1356 I estimate the time of death to be somewhere between 530 million years and one hour ago. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1357 This crime has obviously been in the planning stages for years. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1358 The coroner says we can’t rule out intelligent design 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1359 Despite the preponderance of evidence to support our case, we'll need to concoct a story of biblical proportions to tell the captain. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1360 Do we call Homicide or the ASPCA? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1361 Let's start with the creationists. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1362 "His choice of victims seems to be evolving". 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1363 He was acting fishy, so we put a tail on him, which he eventually lost, and now this. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1364 We think it might be linked to that dead amoeba we found in the East River." 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1365 This is going to be a controversial case. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1366 We're missing a link. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1367 Still looks fishy to me 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1368 Hmmm...seems to be a missing link. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1369 This case will be one for the ages 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1370 Looks like Evolution's work. I don't have solid proof, but it's the best theory I've got. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1371 I can see this took time. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1372 Something tells me this wasn't an accident. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1373 Got any fancy theories to explain this one, Det. Darwin? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1374 Looks like we have a serial killer with a grudge against the entire evolutionary line. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1375 It was a very slow-acting poison. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1376 This certainly is evolving into an interesting case. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1377 Wiped out an entire Family...or is that Genus? 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1378 he was crossing very slowly . 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1379 This investigation is still evolving. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1380 Looks like the killer isn't a Republican 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1381 This has Darwin's handwriting all over it. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1382 You think this will happen again? 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1383 Round up all known members of the Creationist Gang for questioning. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1384 Put a tail on him! 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1385 If only we'd gotten here later. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1386 All we know is the killer took his time. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1387 I believe all the victims were related. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1388 The crime scene is evolving as we speak. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1389 The killer took his time. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1390 We're still looking for the missing link. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1391 This serial killer is obviously evolving. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1392 Looks like Natural Selection has struck again! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1393 The one thing we know for sure is that the killer wasn’t an Evangelical. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1394 I see this case is evolving. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1395 Well Betty, I think our case is slowly evolving. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1396 But like I said, it's just a Theory... 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1397 This crime scene is evolving right before our eyes. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1398 It proves the killers were very, very patient. 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1399 I want you to draw a banana peel under this ones foot and submit it to The New Yorker. 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1400 There's gotta be a missing link. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1401 I think this may have transcended our jurisdiction. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1402 It's going to be tough to dust for prints. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1403 Well, at least we can take the creationist off the list of suspects. 1.3874 0.06547 111 81 17 13
1404 Whoever pulled this off was genus. 1.3861 0.06288 101 70 23 8
1405 The school board requires that I consider God a suspect 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1406 I have a theory, but I haven't been able to link it all together yet. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1407 Of course, the priest denies it all happened. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1408 You know what this means. Overtime! 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1409 Follow the tail. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1410 Looks like we're missing a link here. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1411 Round up the usual paleontologists. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1412 Check the primordial ooze for prints. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1413 Faith alone can't solve this case 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1414 This could take literally forever. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1415 I have a theory about what happened but I’m afraid it may take years to prove it. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1416 Somewhere in the last seventeen million years...there have to be witnesses. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1417 Looks like they got run over by a flat earther. 1.3853 0.06635 109 80 16 13
1418 All the killer left behind was a Fig Leaf, an Apple and a Serpent 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1419 There's gotta be a missing link. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1420 What can you say Alice? That’s life. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1421 God knows who did it. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1422 There's very little evidence, but at least we aren't in Texas. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1423 There's something fishy about how this crime has evolved. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1424 So where was the chicken? 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1425 At that rate, he can't have gotten far. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1426 Poor slob, I guess he just couldn't escape his past. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1427 I'm not sure what to make of this, but I've got a theory. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1428 The case is clearly still evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1429 It's interesting how this case has evolved. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1430 All killed by the same evolver. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1431 Stay alert, this case is constantly evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1432 Apparently, they were witnesses testifying at that Scopes trial. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1433 Clearly, this case is still evolving. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1434 It seems the killer's methods are evolving. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1435 Any DNA evidence? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1436 Trust me, I know a real Banksy when I see one. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1437 The case seems to be evolving quickly. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1438 Don’t be stupid, this is clearly a random series of events. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1439 Not sure, but we think they fell off a minivan. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1440 Detective: "Well, officer, I believe I have a theory evolving..." 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1441 My family have been tracking this guy forever. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1442 I think we're making progress. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1443 Whoever did this is extremely patient. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1444 Well, sergeant, this is quickly evolving into the strangest case I've ever seen. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1445 Got any theories? 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1446 It’s the Creationist. I’d know his M. O. anywhere. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1447 Put out an APB: we're looking for a common ancestor. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1448 He was a hero - he stood up for us. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1449 Well, it's taken a while, but I think we've finally got our man. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1450 This case is evolving slowly. 1.3853 0.05360 109 71 34 4
1451 Well Sergeant, one thing we do know, he wasn't a product of intelligent design. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1452 Obviously, this crime has been in the works for some time. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1453 There's a missing link. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1454 Round up the usual suspects. Start with Darwin. 1.3839 0.06373 112 81 19 12
1455 This is clearly one of Darwins jobs again. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
1456 I swear I'll solve this, even if it takes me a million years. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1457 Put the missing link under police protection 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1458 The Creationism killer strikes again. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1459 Officer Darwin, I don’t like how this case is evolving. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1460 That's a nice theory, Officer Darwin. But without proof that's ALL it is. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1461 We should look for an anti-Darwinist. I'm guessing Betsy Devos in the classroom with a chalkboard. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1462 Ya see kid? Tails were the real victim here. 1.3832 0.06457 107 77 19 11
1463 This has evolved into quite a crime scene. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1464 I suspect it all started with a big bang. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1465 Do the chalk outlines look intelligently designed to you? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1466 How could this happen? I thought we had put a tail on the tall one. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1467 Looks like a clear case of homicidus erectus to me. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1468 Okay. Got a Homo habilis here, a Homo erectus, and a Homo--cide. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1469 O’Shaunnesy, I don’t like where this is headed. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1470 I don't know, I still think God could have done it. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1471 Put an APB out on the missing link. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1472 The cause of death is still unknown but I’m guessing it was painfully slow. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1473 "I guess this is what 'draining the swamp' is all about. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1474 To crack this case we've got to answer two questions. 1:What connects the victims? and 2: Why were they jaywalking? 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1475 Keep searching. There has to be some link we're missing here. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1476 What sick bastard would wipe out a whole phylum like this? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1477 All I can tell you is that the case is evolving. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1478 No leads yet, but the case is quickly evolving. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1479 We are missing a link here, sergeant. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1480 Take note, kid. These clues are rapidly evolving. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1481 It’s as if he just got up and walked away! 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1482 It is critical that we determine who the genus is behind this. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1483 In this case revenge was served in permafrost. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1484 It appears that it was a very slow death. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1485 Check if anyone has filed a Missing Link report. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1486 Has all the markings of the Darwin Gang. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1487 This is no simple drive-by. This is a crime that evolved over time. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1488 Round up every sick Darwinian you can find who's packing chalk. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1489 It's only theory; we'll never prove it. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1490 We can rule out anyone in the scientific community. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1491 Well, the situation has certainly evolved. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1492 The Creationist is at it again. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
1493 I have a theory about this. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1494 I suspect our murderer is a creationist. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1495 Don't draw any conclusions yet. It's an evolving crime scene. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1496 Despite the evidence, some politicians don’t believe this crime ever happened. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1497 Well we can narrow it down to sometime between Cretaceous and this afternoon. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1498 We need a time of death, and don't give me that Jurassic stuff again. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1499 I guess none of them was the fittest. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1500 Ah, clearly natural causes... 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1501 How on Earth are we going to notify next of kin? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1502 You got a better theory? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1503 This looks a lot like something I haven’t seen in ages. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1504 Tell the press the investigation is evolving. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1505 Evolution, but that's just my theory. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1506 And you say they didn't teach this in your school? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1507 We're finally getting legs on this investigation. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1508 Well this case has really evolved 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1509 I didn't take that long to get here, did I? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1510 That's a nice theory detective, but can you prove it? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1511 We have everything but a motive. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1512 There's no way one guy is behind all of this. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1513 Evolution's a bitch, then you die... 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1514 Well Officer, it’s clear that he was shot with an evolver 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1515 Looks tough, do we have a theory? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1516 Too bad.... his past finally caught up with him. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1517 Let’s see how this case evolves. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1518 I guess we can rule out Intelligent Design. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1519 Apparently he refused to sleep with the fishes. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1520 My theory is evolving. 1.3810 0.04762 105 65 40 0
1521 Chalk this one up to Darwin 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1522 Any clue where we go from here? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1523 Well this is really one for the ages 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1524 Tell me: What kind of a lunatic would murder a fish, a reptile, an ape, and a man? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1525 Now if we could just find the missing link... 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1526 Get cold case down here. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1527 This case will be unsolvable without the missing link. 1.3810 0.05308 105 68 34 3
1528 Check the neighborhood. See if anyone heard a big bang. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1529 Let’s get a warrant for Betsy Devos. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1530 The fittest don't always survive now, do they? 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1531 It was Darwin. 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1532 I don't care what the evidence says, it's still just a theory. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1533 It's an evolving situation. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1534 Chalk it up to evolution! 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1535 What was the time of death…within an eon or two? 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1536 Looks like the crime scene is evolving. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1537 His taste for killing has evolved. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1538 Well, I guess we’ll never know who was fittest. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1539 Keep this quiet until we notify the next of fin. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1540 The killer had a long history with the victim. 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1541 Get me Darwin. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1542 J walking at rush hour, they were just asking for a Darwin award. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1543 Another day, another random act of genetic mutation. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1544 Looks like someone from the Texas Board of Education has been here. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1545 Notify Mr. Pence that 6,000 years of evolution has come to an end. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1546 Some guy says he heard a big bang first. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1547 I think the creationists did it. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1548 What do you think is the next step? 1.3810 0.06402 105 75 20 10
1549 Where do we place the president? 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1550 What made you call us at the Cold Case Unit? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1551 I don’t like how this case is evolving 1.3810 0.06682 105 77 16 12
1552 I'm calling the Vice President in for questioning. 1.3810 0.06544 105 76 18 11
1553 Put a tail on him! 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1554 Round up the usual suspects, starting with Banksy... 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1555 And yet, the killer spared the Archaeopteryx. Curious. 1.3804 0.05751 92 60 29 3
1556 It appears to have been a slow-acting poison. 1.3796 0.06672 108 80 15 13
1557 We know one thing: The killer is not a fundamentalist Christian. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1558 Is Darwin a person of interest? 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1559 This wasn't premeditated... it was natural selection. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1560 It's a shame. He was an upstanding citizen ... eventually. 1.3796 0.06131 108 76 23 9
1561 Look for a car with a Christian fish on the bumper. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
1562 Forensics will have a field day! 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
1563 But is it a crime when it's so intelligently designed? 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
1564 I hope our witness is a stand-up guy. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
1565 This could take awhile. 1.3774 0.05437 106 70 32 4
1566 I always knew there was something fishy about this guy. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1567 Sergeant, I have a theory about this case. 1.3774 0.05600 106 71 30 5
1568 The crime scene appears to be evolving. 1.3774 0.05912 106 73 26 7
1569 You got a theory on what happened here Darwin? 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1570 There will be hell to pay if anybody monkeys around with this evidence. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1571 I know how it looks, but this was a crime of intelligent design. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1572 Looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1573 Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1574 Get Intelligent Design down here, see what they come up with. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
1575 Did anyone phyla complaint? 1.3763 0.06471 93 65 21 7
1576 My theory on this case is evolving 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1577 Be careful. We can't let this case evolve any further. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1578 Poor guy was probably just a victim of natural selection 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1579 It looks like he may have just stood up and walked away... 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1580 Well, it's clear his methods are evolving. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1581 Well, it's just a theory. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1582 These victims weren't chosen randomly. The killer is using natural selection. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1583 The cause of death, officer, was natural selection 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1584 This could be one for the ages. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1585 If only we could have gotten here 540 million years sooner. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1586 It's not a textbook case in this state. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1587 Evolutionary, my dear Sgt. Watson. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1588 The clues don'y quite add up, Farnsworth. If only we could find the missing link. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1589 Get me biology, we need to establish the timeline. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1590 You chalked it up? To what, stupidity??? 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1591 Nothing's more vicious than natural selection. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1592 This crime clearly took some time. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1593 Since we started working on this case it has really evolved. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1594 We have a suspect, but it's only a theory at this point. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1595 Our theories on the suspect are evolving. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1596 Well, I've got a theory. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1597 It appears the victims were related. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1598 So you say the steamroller never saw them 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1599 Clearly this is the work of a 6-Day Creationist. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1600 This is a case for Darwin. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1601 Getting to the root of this may take awhile. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1602 I have some theories. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1603 Civilization, as we know it, is dead. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1604 The Darwin Gang strikes again! 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1605 I'm not saying it was sudden, mind you. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1606 I really don't like how this case is evolving. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1607 I thought something about him was fishy. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1608 But where did the first one come from? 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1609 Good thing the coroner isn't Republican. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1610 Biologically speaking, only one of these can be considered a cold-blooded murder. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1611 The killer seemed to select his victims naturally. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1612 If I could just find the missing link. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1613 But why kill the victim's entire family? 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1614 I'm beginning to see a pattern. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1615 Looks like Darwin's back in town. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1616 The forensic boys believe the murders are linked. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1617 Have you heard Lt. Darwin's theory on this? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1618 I still don't think it's proof. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1619 Looks like this case is still evolving. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1620 It seems the killer's pattern is evolving. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1621 We have a lead, but it's really just a theory. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1622 My gut tells me this isn’t random. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1623 Well this kills that theory. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1624 'Seems we're missing a link here.' 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1625 The science deniers have gone too far this time. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1626 Round up the kids from the Museum of Natural History sleepover. Check their hands for chalk residue. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1627 Well Detective Darwin...any theories as to what happened here? 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1628 I've been on this case for a while now. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1629 We really have to improve the speed of our police cars. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1630 Just tell the press that our investigation is evolving. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1631 The crime scene is still evolving. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1632 Looks like another case of pre-pre-pre-pre-medititaded murder. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1633 We've narrowed it down to a creationist. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1634 Could be a copycat extinction. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1635 Bring in Charles Darwin for questioning. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1636 The killer is the missing link 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1637 That’s one theory.... 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1638 I guess standing erect makes you more of a target. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1639 Fortunately, the serial killer left us his carbon footprints. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1640 Looks like the weapon was an evolver. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1641 It looks like this was an intelligently designed murder. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
1642 It took us ages to reconstruct. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1643 This looks like a highly evolved crime! 1.3711 0.05546 97 64 30 3
1644 The statute of limitations has clearly run on all but the last of these victims 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1645 As Holmes might say, 'Evolutionary, my dear Watson.' 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1646 I know this guy. He has a history. 1.3700 0.05252 100 65 33 2
1647 What do we tell the press? Let's just say the victims are five members of an extended family. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1648 When they go after your family, they don't kid around! 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1649 Some of these have been dead awhile 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1650 The way he selects his victims...it's so...natural. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1651 This was clearly an attack on science. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1652 It was a crime 6,000,000 years in the making. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1653 It’s only a matter of time before our killer strikes again. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1654 Well, it's just a theory, but... 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1655 It's as I said. The case is evolving. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1656 The middle one kinda looks like my mother-in-law. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1657 This could take years. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1658 The evidence is definitely evolving. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1659 I say we put Detective Darwin on this one. 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
1660 We couldn't solve this crime in a million years. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1661 Witnesses at the church could not believe what they saw. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1662 I hate working these cold cases. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1663 A man, a woman, a snake, an apple and a garden. Why, what do you see? 1.3689 0.06321 103 74 20 9
1664 I'm guessing the suspect will be a creationist, ... middle-aged, ...a loner ... 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1665 They all seem to be somehow related. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1666 It explains everything but the fedora 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1667 It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1668 Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. 1.3689 0.06616 103 76 16 11
1669 I want this crime scene kept secured; the details of this case are evolving. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1670 I know we're missing something, a link perhaps. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1671 Just tell them the investigation is evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1672 Things evolved pretty quickly. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1673 I think the butler did it. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1674 It's too early to come to any conclusions ... the case is still evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1675 Just a hunch, but I think the victims may be related. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1676 My theory is, these are all the same guy. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1677 Poor fella, never should have left the sea... 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1678 Frankly we will have to wait and see this case evolves. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1679 I want a list of all creationists within a five-mile radius. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1680 Obviously, the killer took his time. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1681 Let's get Darwin on the case, he's good at knowing how things evolve. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1682 I'm guessing creationists did them in. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1683 My views on this case have evolved. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1684 I'd say it was an act of God but.... 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1685 Evoloutionary, Detective Watson. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1686 They were just crossing the road? Then where’s the chicken? 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1687 Nice theory Sheriff, but I think we should just see how this case evolves. 1.3673 0.05502 98 65 30 3
1688 A pattern is starting to evolve. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1689 Well, that theory’s dead. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1690 You’ve got me, Rogers. It could take eons to solve this one. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1691 This looks like it will be an evolving case. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1692 She should have never left the ocean 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1693 It's murder, but was it random or by design? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1694 We finally have the evidence we need. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1695 The solution is evolutionary my dear. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1696 I always said his miserable past would finally catch up with him. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1697 looks like it took a long time to die 1.3673 0.07015 98 74 12 12
1698 Sorry, cant help you here. I went to Catholic school. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1699 Who in creation would do this? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1700 That Texas Board of Education better have an alibi. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1701 I see a pattern evolving. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1702 Life has a way of catching up with you. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1703 I’ve got a theory 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1704 All the victims were in the same family. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1705 It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1706 We can prove the pattern, but will they believe us? 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1707 My theory is evolving. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1708 I have an evolving theory. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1709 I say we charge them with a violation of Genesis 1:24. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1710 Put an APB out on the missing link. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1711 For the last time, I said it was just a theory. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1712 Looks like another winner of the Darwin Award. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1713 Only one question remains. Were their deaths random, or was it natural selection? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1714 I can't help but feel like there's something missing. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1715 Well, it’s no Abbey Road. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1716 This looks fishy from the start; where's the missing link? 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1717 I have a theory about what happened, but it's only a theory. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1718 Bring in Darwin for questioning. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1719 We’re missing something. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1720 It started with a big bang. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1721 This looks like the work of a very old crime family. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1722 What worries me is the one that evolved from this guy and is still around here somewhere! 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1723 The coroner marks the last time of death around 12,000 BC. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1724 Would you call this style creationist? Or is it more of an intelligent design? 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1725 Poor sap. He was only 2 million years away from retirement. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1726 Round up the usual scientists. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1727 The time of death will be hard to determine. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1728 I guess we should have seen this coming 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1729 It’s a crime of the eon. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1730 There may have been a crime here, but it is "just a theory". 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1731 Let’s just tell them, “What started as a simple case continues to evolve.” 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1732 Please keep the chalk away from Officer Darwin. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1733 We're looking for a man with opposable thumbs. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1734 If we can find the fittest, we'll have our man. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1735 This one's easy. The human did it. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1736 Witnesses said the whole thing evolved quickly. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1737 Get Darwin, now. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1738 Solving this crime was always just a matter of time. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1739 This case has Darwin written all over it. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1740 Looks like a family feud going way back. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1741 What do I do Jim? The evidence keeps evolving. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1742 Seems the killer really took his time here. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1743 We’ve got another Texas Board of Ed copycat on our hands, Joe. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1744 My understanding of this case is rapidly evolving. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1745 I don't think you're quite ready to hear my theory. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1746 I’m starting to see a pattern. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1747 I never thought I’d live long enough to see this. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1748 I’ve always wondered if there was such a thing as too much evidence. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1749 I disagree. This crime is clearly the result of an intelligent design. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1750 I’d look for the missing link. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1751 What's not to get? The victim was obviously a New Yorker cartoonist. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1752 Well, we know the victim wasn't Christian. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1753 Yeh? You got a better theory? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1754 This appears to be the work of a serial killer, although trying to predict his next victim may take a great deal of time. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1755 I have a theory, but once again, there's a missing link. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1756 We'll need an APB for a suspect between the ages of 4 and 8 million. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1757 And your telling me that witnesses say it all happened in just a few seconds? 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1758 There must be a link here. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1759 Do we know if the victims are related? 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1760 I have a theory on who did it but it’s evolving 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1761 We're gonna have to let this case evolve over time. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1762 One thing we know for sure: these murders occurred over an extremely long time. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1763 Has Darwin been notified? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1764 It'll be interesting to see how far back this goes... 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1765 I have a theory about this. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1766 Cause of death?" "Natural selection 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1767 I guess he's the end of his line. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1768 Don't be hasty Sergeant, it could be nothing more than an intelligent design 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1769 I’d say we’ve traced this crime back to its genesis. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1770 It looks like he made it this far... But, no farther. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1771 We think the perp is Charlie “the knife” Darwin, but the case is still evolving 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1772 No, they didn't die like this, we just had some fun with the chalk. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1773 And you’ve been working the case for how long? 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1774 Well, looks like that theory is dead 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1775 My view on this case is evolving. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
1776 It’s just a theory but... 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1777 Looks like we've got ourselves a case of unnatural selection. 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1778 This is going to take forever! 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1779 After 100 million years you'da thought he'da learned to avoid this neighborhood after dark. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1780 Our case is still evolving. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1781 I guess they weren't the fittest after all. 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
1782 Get an archaeologist to call time of death! 1.3636 0.05644 99 67 28 4
1783 Unless I miss my guess, this is the work of the Ancestry.com Killer. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1784 Another theory shot down. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1785 Well, Marge, I have a theory, but it's going to be hard to prove. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1786 The murderer? Why it’s evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1787 That must have been one hell of a conga line. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1788 If he was walking backwards we've got a tough case 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1789 I don't know, the missing link just isn't there. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1790 A victim of natural selection. 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1791 It was a slow death. 1.3608 0.05520 97 65 29 3
1792 Get me the best evolutionary zoology criminology psychologist we've got. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1793 This was no heat-of-the-moment crime. 1.3608 0.06419 97 70 19 8
1794 We need to go back to the beginning. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1795 As you can see, the case is evolving. 1.3608 0.06584 97 71 17 9
1796 Talk about cold cases, this has been one for the ages. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1797 But is it art? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1798 Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1799 We’ll catch the killer. Book’em. Convict him. And then he’ll just go through the evolving door. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1800 Now, where the bodies taken to the morgue, the zoo or the museum? 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1801 I think we're done here. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1802 The evolution of this case is rather puzzling. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1803 I guess survival of the fittest is a dead issue now. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1804 It is hard to tell how this case is going to evolve. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1805 I have a theory about what happened here. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1806 Tell the press our leads are evolving. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1807 Damn shame. His life was just getting started. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1808 Remind me to stop hiring paleontology majors as interns. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1809 We'll have to see how this case evolves. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1810 Tell them this investigation is just evolving. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1811 Well there goes that theory. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1812 I believe we have a case of ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1813 Call in the Feds. This serial killer is evolving. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1814 Clues won't cut it - we need the missing link. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1815 This is unquestionably the coldest case I’ve ever encountered. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1816 The DNA evidence should really be interesting. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1817 We've got to find the missing link to crack this case. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1818 This crime keeps evolving. What's next? 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1819 According to the note, they just didn't feel as though they were making any progress. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1820 I wonder what’s next... 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1821 We still don't have a primate suspect. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1822 We estimate the time of the murder between 300 million years ago and some time last night. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1823 Time of death: sometime between the Devonian and Triassic periods, give or take a few million years. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1824 Round up the natural suspects. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1825 "Our theory to what happened here is still evolving". 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1826 Let them know it might take a while. This crime scene is still evolving. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1827 But how did they get 200 miles from the seashore? 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1828 This investigation appears to be evolving very rapidly, Officer Darwin. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1829 It figures, this neighborhood has a long history of violent crime. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1830 It’s an evolving story. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1831 I keep thinking there is a missing link here that connects these victims. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1832 Looks like we can rule out a Big Bang. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1833 Yes. We know he strikes same place, same time, every 1 million years. 1.3579 0.07006 95 72 12 11
1834 This is evolution of a serial killer 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1835 I have a hunch, but it's just a theory. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1836 I don't like how this is evolving. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1837 They say the investigation is still evolving 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1838 I always had doubts about the survival of the fittest 1.3579 0.04944 95 61 34 0
1839 Follow the genes. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1840 Sure, we've made progress on the case, but I fear it may only be the illusion of progress. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1841 Dollars to donuts, they're the five escapees from the Natural History Museum. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1842 This killer's been at it for a while. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1843 Death ran in the family. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1844 There should be witnesses - this must have taken a while. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1845 We're learning that the ties between the victims go way back. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1846 This case is evolving faster than we thought. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1847 The situation is evolving. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1848 Get Detective Darwin here, STAT! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1849 This case is still evolving... 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1850 "This case will evolve on its own". 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1851 It appears the victims shared a common ancestor. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1852 And that, Sgt. Blodgett, is the evolution of the modern crime scene. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1853 Clearly a vicious killer to have taken out his entire family tree. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1854 This one took a long time to evolve. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1855 Call it a hunch, Stephens, but I doubt he'll strike again for at least another couple million years. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1856 I've seen this only once before...as a beat cop on Galápagos. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1857 The neighbors said they heard a big bang. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1858 Well, that's one theory. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1859 It was a slow death. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1860 It looks like natural causes. 1.3579 0.05378 95 63 30 2
1861 This case just keeps evolving. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1862 Round up the usual Creationists. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1863 I think we're looking for a fundamentalist 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1864 Call it a hunch, but I think we're dealing with different killers here. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1865 It's going to take a million years to solve this crime 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1866 The collusion goes back further than I thought! 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1867 Evidently it was a slow death. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1868 Looks like evolving out of the water is easier then making it across the street. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1869 We’ll have to wait and see how this evolves. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1870 Can't wait to see the next victim 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1871 The creationists will try to suppress this evidence. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1872 This case is evolving into a homicide. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1873 I want a list of all his known associates for the last 10 million years. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1874 It’s the oldest, coldest case we have. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1875 It took a while, but was bound to happen. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1876 I've just about cracked it, but there still seems to be a missing link. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1877 According to the witness, the shooting only lasted 54 million years. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1878 Even with proof some people aren't going to believe this. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1879 In order to solve this case, we will need to find the missing link. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1880 My theory is we have an evolving crime scene. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1881 I have a theory as to what happened but I’m not certain it’s scientifically sound. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1882 The sixth one crossed at the light. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1883 Now we’ll never find the Missing Link. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1884 Did CSU remove the amoeba from the crime scene? 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1885 I just have this nagging suspicion that these victims didn't all die at the same time.. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1886 I can see the case is evolving , Sgt. Cooper, but I still think the missing link we are looking for is a fish out of water. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1887 I know it's just a theory Boss, but I think it's Darwin. 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1888 I don't think we should be standing here. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1889 I can see a definite pattern evolving here. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1890 Boss is not gonna like how this case is evolving. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1891 Survival of the fittest did not seem to work out for anyone here. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1892 Shall I tell the press that it's an evolving crime scene? 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
1893 I have a theory about the crime, but it's constantly evolving. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1894 We can rule out natural selection. 1.3571 0.06686 98 73 15 10
1895 Looks like we've got a rapidly evolving investigation. 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
1896 There's a missing link somewhere... 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1897 I have a theory, but need to find the missing link. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1898 Looks like we have an evolving situation here. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1899 I have a theory, but you won’t believe it. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1900 He almost made it, poor devil. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1901 The murder weapon was undoubtedly an evolver. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1902 I’m sure there’s a link here that we’re missing.au 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1903 Let's just say the case is still evolving. However, the priest we have in custody denies we even have a case. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1904 This case isn't evolving the way I thought. Oh well, anyone want a donut? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1905 It’s evolving, but I have a theory. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1906 Just note that the crime scene is evolving. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1907 I know I could crack this case wide open if I could just find the missing link. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1908 I suspect the timeline will be important to solving this one! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1909 I've been working this case for a long time. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1910 I don’t see anything unnatural about this selection. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1911 It’s a long line of DNA evidence. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1912 Now to find the missing link. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1913 We suspect that the victims were related. But that's just a theory. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1914 I dunno, Mac. Seems the facts of this case are constantly evolving. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1915 I'm too old for this shit. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1916 I have a theory, but I don't think you'll like it. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1917 Refer it to animal control -- except for the one with no tail. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1918 It appears our killer was very patient. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1919 Looks like this guy selects his victims naturally. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1920 This is trivial compared to what we found at the White House. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1921 Oh man! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1922 This investigation has been going on for eons. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1923 Well, this accident will be a shoe-in for this year's Darwin Award. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1924 Ever wish we still had tails, Kowalsky? 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1925 Okay, now this is just a theory, but I suspect that the victims are related. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1926 I think we found the missing link. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1927 It’s Evolutionary, Watson! 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1928 There goes my creationist theory! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1929 One thing's for sure, The killer certainly took his time. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1930 This neighborhood's been bad news for way too long. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1931 Depends which way you read it: either proof of evolution or a Match.com date gone terribly wrong. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1932 It seems the victim died after 2 to 3 million years. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1933 Whoever did this took their sweet time. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1934 Evolve or die? I'd say it's more like, "evolve AND die". 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1935 his DNA tripped him up 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1936 Round up every creationist within a mile radius. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1937 It's got Darwin's fingerprints all over it. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1938 Amateurs! Left out amoeba, T-rex, bird, ape and coffin at the end. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1939 Really? There are no eye-witnesses for a crime that took 3.8 billion years to complete? 1.3542 0.06619 96 71 16 9
1940 We'll need to dig deep to prove these crimes are related 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1941 I can see how this case is beginning to evolve. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1942 He must have held on for quite a while. 1.3542 0.06451 96 70 18 8
1943 Our profile of the suspect is still evolving. 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1944 We're not sure yet - it's an evolving situation 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1945 Simultaneously? Or am I looking at a wrinkle in time? 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1946 It is interesting to see how this investigation has evolved." 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1947 Is this a clue or missing link? 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
1948 An arresting development. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1949 We'll indict the fish and see where that leads. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1950 Open and shut case - unless there's a creationist on the jury. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1951 Tell the Chief that the details of this case are evolving. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1952 Actually, it's evolutionary Ms. Watson 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1953 Sergeant, I think this could be the longest string of unsolved murders in department history. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1954 If they were walking backwards we're in big trouble. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1955 He had it coming. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1956 Detective, I do not believe these are unrelated. 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1957 Our first clue. Whoever he was, I think we can assume he wasn't from a red state. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1958 I predict the next victim won't have an appendix. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1959 "It's evolutionary, my dear Watson" were his final words. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1960 The killer must have been planning his crime for eons. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1961 The pope better have a good alibi 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1962 It could take a long time to solve this one 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1963 Well, we can rule out Banksy, for starters. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1964 I want to look through the cold cases file. I think he's been at this longer than we thought. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1965 OK Sarg’, let’s round up the usual Creationists. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1966 Are there any connections between the victims? 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1967 ... and bring that Darwin guy into the station again for questioning. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1968 This is a puzzler. I was home schooled. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1969 Suspect appears to have strong anti-Darwin convictions. Let's start at the White House. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1970 Get me Inspector Darwin. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1971 Maybe we shouldn’t be standing in this tar pit. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1972 Sad, all that remains is this piece of the minivan rear window. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1973 The investigation is still evolving, but I'd estimate a timeline of 505 million years. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1974 Better make that four roadkills and one homicide. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1975 This has all of his hallmarks except for the intelligent design. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1976 Well, obviously it's an evolving situation. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1977 Looks like that gang of creationists are at it again! 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1978 Evolutionary, my dear Darwin, evolutionary. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1979 Ten thousand to the mural guy and we get this? 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1980 All we have are theories! We need leads... 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1981 Natural selection strikes again. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1982 It looks like this crime has evolved into a homicide. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1983 We have a man in custody but he claims he has an alibi: the Book of Genesis. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1984 This crime goes way back 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1985 This has evolved into quite a case. 1.3511 0.06883 94 71 13 10
1986 Our theory of the case is evolving. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1987 Sad: He was really trying to evolve. 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1988 Yup, same MO. Chalk up another one for Extinction. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1989 I feel like we've been on this case for millions of years. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1990 If you ask me, it looks like the work of Darwin or Keith Haring. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1991 This looks like the work of a serial anthropologist. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1992 It’s a crime many eons in the making. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1993 How in creation could this have happened? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1994 Evolving theories is all we have right now. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1995 My bet is this all has something to do with Robert Mueller and the FBI draining the swamp here in D.C. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
1996 I have a theory, but it may be a little creative. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1997 Well, that's just one theory. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1998 First, we have to establish if these victims were connected in anyway. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1999 This is more background than we usually get. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2000 It's got all the markings of a serial mutator. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2001 Yes, but are they related? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2002 We have to act fast. The situation is evolving rapidly. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2003 Witnesses say he was hit by a DeLorean going 80 miles an hour. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2004 This may take a while, but we'll get our man. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2005 I think we may be next. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2006 Call me old school, but my gut says these are totally unrelated events. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2007 Well, I guess that rules out the priest. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2008 Let's call Detective Darwin in on this one. This looks specious. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
2009 Mind you, it’s just a theory, but... 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2010 Looks like we have a serial killer with a long history. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2011 Ironically,the victim's name is Darwin. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2012 Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2013 Mass extinctions started in the Trumpian era. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2014 I guess we can eliminate Creationism as a possible suspect. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2015 They would have made an interesting line up. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2016 Well, so much for that theory. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2017 He should have never left the water. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2018 Based on all of the evidence so far, it's an evolving case. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2019 Run down a guy named Darwin; this looks like his work. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2020 We could only identify him by his fossil record. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2021 Tracks lead back to a pot of primordial soup. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2022 No room for monkey business in this case. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2023 The suspect certainly took his time committing this crime. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2024 It appears our suspect is a creationist in a bulldozer. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2025 Fox News will have a field day with this .... 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
2026 I suspect there's a charter school nearby. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2027 This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2028 Well, first we have to figure out where it began. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2029 So, the neighbors say they hear a big bang, huh? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2030 This wouldn’t have happened had Hillary won. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2031 Bring in the usual primates. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2032 I don't care what you New York City types say; here in Texas, we call this an act of God. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2033 The suspects were a white couple, no clothes, wearing only fig leaves to hide their genitalia. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2034 I can't help but feel like we're missing something here... 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2035 That’s what I call a serial killer 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2036 It's a crime scene of prehistoric proportions. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2037 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny every time, Sergeant. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
2038 This case is slowly evolving. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2039 Just where do you think this is headed, Scully? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2040 It seems like this took more than seven days. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2041 Damned if I know but there appears to be a missing link! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2042 Crossing where there's no signal. Give 'em a Darwin award. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2043 I'd bet my badge this is the work of the La Brea Stalker. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2044 Find out where Richard Dawkins was last night. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2045 My views on this case are evolving. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2046 This crime goes way back 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2047 It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2048 Let me know how the case evolves. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2049 Looks like we have a Mass Extinction case on our hands. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2050 The next one is an iPhone. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2051 At least we can safely conclude they were not the fittest. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2052 They got the whole family 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2053 No one listened to me when I said that slashing science funding was just the beginning. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2054 As God is my witness, nobody is ever going to believe this happened. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2055 What kind of idiot leaves a signature? 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2056 This case is evolving fast, Cribbens! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2057 Looks like they got the extended family. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2058 Forensics says this one was years in the making. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2059 Hmm. I have a theory, but it's still evolving. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2060 My thinking on this case has evolved. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2061 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, the creationist will not be happy with this evidence. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2062 This has evolved into what now looks like the "Abbey Road" album cover. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2063 Looks like the work of the Intelligent Design mob. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2064 I have a theory. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2065 I know this case is still evolving, but I feel like there's a missing link somewhere. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2066 Apparently the larger brain didn't help....... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2067 And now, we wait... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2068 Well, the evidence is sketchy but its still evolving....... 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2069 Forensics puts the time of death some time in the last 420 million years. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2070 Interesting how this case is evolving. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2071 Have all the families been notified? 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2072 I assume it's Republicans retiring from Congress. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2073 I cracked one other case like this years ago in the "Galapagos Islands" 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2074 Being single, they had no chance of making it on the Ark 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2075 Well at least the investigation seems to be evolving 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2076 We better solve this case before we find out what's next. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2077 This crime is evolving quickly. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2078 Another Darwinian murder... But what's the missing link? 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2079 Damnit there’s got to be a missing link. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2080 Not with a whimper, but a bang. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2081 We won't see him strike for another 2000 years or so. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2082 My theory as to what happened is slowly evolving 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2083 The killer's M.O is evolving rapidly 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2084 I wouldn't rule out intelligent design. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2085 Is there any evidence to support the theory? 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2086 I have a theory, but the church won't like it. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2087 Now we have to find the missing link 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2088 No question, it's Banksy. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2089 The killer's MO has clearly evolved. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2090 It's clear the situation is evolving. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
2091 It’s just a theory, but I think it’s a good one. 1.3483 0.06984 89 67 13 9
2092 So young. None of them were a day over 3.8 billion years old. 1.3483 0.07341 89 69 9 11
2093 Another crime against humanity. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2094 Well, obviously the crime scene is still evolving... 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2095 Our theory of the case is still evolving. 1.3478 0.06636 92 68 16 8
2096 This case is evolving fast. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
2097 It may look like an open and shut case, Bonnie, but I can't help but feel we're missing a link. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2098 Looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2099 We are looking for the missing link in this case. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2100 Which one is Trump? 1.3448 0.07094 87 66 12 9
2101 Obviously an evolving crime scene. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2102 As you can see, the facts are still developing 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2103 I wonder what the victims had in common. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2104 This case is evolving faster than we thought. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2105 Well, let’s hope this is not the end of the line. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2106 Something tells me the church is behind this. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2107 Interesting, but it's just a theory. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2108 What kind of animal would do such a thing? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2109 My thinking about this crime has evolved. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2110 541 million years and we still can't catch the guy 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2111 I'd say we will have to consult Doctor Darwin on this case. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2112 Well it's a long shot Evens, but forensics says we need to put an APB out for a gigantic meteor. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2113 This case would have been a lot simpler 10 million years ago. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2114 So much for that theory. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2115 Bring that new bible study group in for questioning. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2116 I'm amazed how fast this case has evolved! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2117 And then came Trump 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2118 It’s clear this case is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2119 Round up the biblical suspects. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2120 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2121 Looks like the war between Creationists and Darwinists just got real. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2122 Criminology recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2123 Poor guy. He was really moving up in the world. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2124 I'd say victims of a carbon dating site. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2125 Any new developments? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2126 I'd say his crimes are evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2127 Forensics showed they were shot with a high caliber evolver. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2128 I don't like where this is going 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2129 Bring in the evolutionary biologist, we're still missing a link. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2130 It will take eons to solve this one. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2131 We're bringing in experts from MoMA and the Museum of Natural History. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2132 I think I have a theory about this case. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2133 Creationists have a theory that these are unrelated events. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2134 My evolving theory is ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2135 Better post a stakeout. This is an evolving crime scene 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2136 That's an interesting theory, Officer Darwin, but I think a higher power had to have been responsible for this. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2137 I always suspected that our ancestors were fish... 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2138 The killer really took his time with the victim. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2139 We've ruled out Jesus 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2140 His Paleo diet caught up with him. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2141 Chalk it up to an act of God 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2142 I know what the scientific evidence says, but I'm leaning towards a faith-based solution. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2143 It’s Evolutionary, Watson! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2144 I’m not above conspiracy theories. This is the work of an evolutionist. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2145 We can't tell anything yet. The crime scene is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2146 Looks like he wasn't an upstanding citizen, after all. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2147 I just can't figure out how the criminal found the time to do all this. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2148 I can’t help but feel we’re next. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2149 Well this case evolved quickly. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2150 This was clearly the work of a serial creationist. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2151 Looks like the work of our boy Darwin again 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2152 Apparently this crime took some time to unfold. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2153 The abundantly clear chain of evidence leads to an obvious conclusion. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2154 We'd better hand this one off to the Smithsonian. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2155 Call headquarters and tell them to put an APB out on the fittest. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2156 Pull the priest and the rabbi out of the lineup. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2157 I've got a theory about this. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2158 I hear ya Roz. But I just can’t see the link. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2159 And get me a list of all local creationists. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2160 It could be any one of us 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2161 Let's trace their steps backwards. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2162 Seems we stumbled upon another cold case 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2163 Perp has issues that go way back. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2164 We have no ID, but it seems he emerged from the primordial sludge. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2165 I think I see a pattern. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2166 Only one thing's for sure. They weren't the fittest. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2167 Right now the primary suspect is the missing link. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2168 Tell the press the situation is still evolving. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2169 Looks to me like a guy walking four pets but there there’s some resemblances I can’t explain. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2170 Forensics identified them as the Darwin family. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2171 Believe it or not, this whole thing was just an accident. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2172 Does this go right to left or left to right? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2173 We think we have a few leads, but the facts are still evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2174 The road to extinction 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2175 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore... 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2176 Well, this case is evolving quickly. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2177 A clear case of premeditated evolution. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2178 Yup. This one's headed for the cold case file. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2179 The chain of evidence started with a big bang. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2180 How do we explain this to the captain? He's a creationist. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2181 Mr. Darwin, can you run that by me again? 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2182 Our view of the case is evolving. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2183 Chief says the case was just upgraded to a homicide. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2184 « They’re getting increasingly sophisticated, Chief. » 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2185 It's got the M.O. of the Darwin gang. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2186 Jack the Creationist strikes again. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2187 Well, we can eliminate the Creationists. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2188 I told you to take the chalk away from Wilson. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2189 I get the feeling this case will be one of life's great mysteries. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2190 We'll never prove it 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2191 Get us some coffee and donuts Janine. If Darwin was right, this case will stay open for a few million years. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2192 Call me when the missing link turns up. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2193 I think the La Brea Killer’s taunting us. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2194 It's probably natural causes. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2195 Time of death 24 hours-give or take a billion years. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2196 'Survival of the fittest'? Not in this case! 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2197 Well, at least we know they're not from Tennessee.... 1.3448 0.07280 87 67 10 10
2198 Well, at least we can put the murders in perspective. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2199 It worries me to see crime evolving in this City 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
2200 I think we can rule out the perp being a creationist. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
2201 At some point, the question will be whether we can indict God. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
2202 Do you see the significance here? We now have evidence that the Gingerbread Man wasn't created after all, but actually evolved from a primitive cookie cutter! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
2203 Hit and run. Sad case. Evolved for millions of years, wiped out in a second. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2204 Call downtown, tell them the case is evolving. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
2205 I'd stake my reputation on the perp being a creationist. 1.3444 0.06734 90 67 15 8
2206 Well, we'll just have to see how this case evolves. 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
2207 It appears to be five victims and they look distantly related. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2208 It's the same old story: they start with the small stuff - the plankton, the invertebrates - and before you know it they've gone fully bipedal. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2209 Now what? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2210 There's just something fishy about the whole thing. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2211 Banksy? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2212 Let's solve this quickly, before it evolves again. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2213 Looks like it took him a long time to die. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2214 Looks like the end of the line 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2215 Obviously, the investigation is still evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2216 The man and the fish have been identified but we're still working on the others. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2217 From the evidence before us, I'm fairly confident we can deduce how the body came to arrive here. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2218 I think what we have here is a case of Intelligent Design. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2219 They should have called us in sooner. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2220 This is headed in a bad direction. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2221 ...and yet the killer's methods remain surprisingly unchanged. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2222 Looks like some sort of intelligent design. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2223 There's loads of other evidence too, but many still won't believe it. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2224 I can't comment. This is an evolving crime scene. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2225 It looks like the crime scene has evolved 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2226 These cases have a way of evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2227 The evidence is evolving right before our eyes. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2228 Call the Church - they have motive. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2229 The DNA testing is going to take forever. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2230 It's what we in the game call an evolving crime scene... 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2231 Has anyone come up with a theory yet? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2232 The culprit's MO seems to be... evolving. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2233 Police response has been slow lately. How long were they there before we found them? 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2234 I think the suspect held a grudge for a long time. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2235 It's some sort of warning. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2236 Well, I can see this case in evolving. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2237 Looking at the evidence, I don't think this crime was very intelligently designed. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2238 Round up the usual evolutionists. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2239 It was the crime of all ages. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2240 Take note - witness heard a big bang. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2241 A textbook case...my elementary science textbook. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2242 I can't figure out how he kills the ancestors first. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2243 So what's the missing link here? 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2244 Clue # 1. Our killer is clearly evolved. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2245 Well, I have a theory, but more than half the people won’t believe it. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2246 The shooter had to have opposable thumbs. 1.3412 0.05689 85 58 25 2
2247 your body cam was off right??? 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2248 After all these years ... it never gets easier to notify the family 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2249 We've got one suspect; goes by the name "Evan Gelical" 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2250 Chief. They were last seen Monday about 10:30 pm 335,000 years ago. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2251 The perp's evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2252 It’s just a theory but why don’t you pick up the usual species 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2253 Let’s see how this case evolves. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2254 Our last chalk guy was a Scientologist. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2255 Can't use this evidence...it's over two million years old. 1.3412 0.07401 85 66 9 10
2256 Looks like this case is slowly evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2257 Detective, we’re missing a link 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2258 My guess is that the victims are all connected somehow. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2259 I've got a theory...but it's still evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2260 Looks like they got the extended family. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2261 This crime scene seems to be evolving. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2262 At first blush I'd say it's an evolving case. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2263 We'll have to see if there's a DNA match.... 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2264 I think the investigation has reached a dead end. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2265 I still don't think we can rule out an act of God 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2266 It looks like the killer's MO is evolving. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2267 Looks like a perfectly natural end to me. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2268 Where to begin? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2269 I have a pretty good idea how the crime evolved. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2270 First reports say they were heading to the National History Museum 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2271 Notify chief detective Darwin. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2272 So much for Survival of the Fittest. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2273 We've seen this pattern before 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2274 This one's got me stumped...there's a missing link I just can't put my finger on... 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2275 There you have it, the evolution of manslaughter. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2276 I have a theory... but it's only a theory. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2277 I know in my guts that creationists killed them, but with those guys there is never any proof. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2278 570 million years and we still have no idea who the killer is. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2279 We caught the suspect and we figured out the motive, but there's still a missing link here... 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2280 Criminals are getting more and more sophisticated these days. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2281 The fish was probably already dead. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2282 Better call in the Darwin Squad. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2283 I think we're making progress. 1.3412 0.07209 85 65 11 9
2284 I can't solve this one. It's against my religion. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2285 It seems this case has evolved. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2286 We may have reached the end of the line with this investigation, sergeant. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2287 This cold case is slowly evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2288 Round up the usual zealots. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2289 Clearly, the crime evolved. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2290 Looks like they’ve been out here for ages. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2291 Art majors. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2292 Look close, and you'll see this case is fishy from the start. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2293 I think we can rule out intelligent design. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2294 What a shame. He was at his peak. 1.3412 0.06809 85 63 15 7
2295 Well, I’d say this one is linked to that primordial soup heist last week. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
2296 Yeah, I'd really like to solve this one. Been on the books now for 2 1/2 billion years. 1.3412 0.07012 85 64 13 8
2297 Better get started on notifying the next of kin. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2298 Regardless of evidence, the brass will still it call theory. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2299 It's a tough one but a theory is evolving. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2300 Just because it's natural selection doesn't mean it's not a crime. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2301 It's only a matter of time... 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
2302 'I'd say time of death was midnight, give or take a million years' 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2303 I think the killer is trying to tell us something. 1.3412 0.05437 85 57 27 1
2304 Forget it, Jake. It's Cenozoic. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2305 This case seems to be evolving. 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
2306 I think we can chalk this up to natural selection. 1.3412 0.05930 85 59 23 3
2307 We seem to be missing a link. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2308 It may be difficult locating next of kin. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2309 I knew CSI: Galapagos was a bad idea. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2310 A suspect? My theory is evolving. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2311 We need to narrow down the timeline. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2312 Looks to me like a clear-cut case of arrested development. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2313 I'm guessing the mob's been using this pit for years to hide the bodies. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2314 So, do you have a theory? 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2315 The missing link. That’s the key to solving this case. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2316 But is it art? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2317 This is an evolving crime scene. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2318 One thing’s for sure...it was not an act of God 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2319 Looks like a case of unnatural selection... 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
2320 We know for certain God had no hand in this. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2321 Hard to connect the dots. Seems to be a missing link. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2322 To call this the "Crime of the Century" is probably an understatement. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2323 Looks a lot like an evolving case. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2324 The Commisioner says we better wrap this one up way before the next one appears. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2325 I'll make a statement to the press. You call my wife and tell her to have dinner without me because I'm working Late Pleistocene. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2326 Looks like they’re from a minivan. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2327 Well, that escalated quickly. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2328 Just tell the press our theory is evolving. 1.3409 0.06836 88 66 14 8
2329 Oh no....Ontogeny recapitulates philogeny is BACK! 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2330 Let's just say the investigation is evolving. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2331 I've got a theory about this one. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2332 This is a fast-evolving case. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2333 My thinking on this case has evolved. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2334 Diabolical! He planned this many, many, many years ago. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2335 Well, we know he did not die instantly 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2336 We think they're all connected. 1.3409 0.05572 88 60 26 2
2337 This is a case for Darwin. 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2338 This lools like a pretty old case. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2339 Well, it’s just a theory, but we think Fundamentalism is what got ‘em. 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2340 It really helps to know the victim's back story. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2341 This case has been a little fishy from the start. 1.3409 0.07024 88 67 12 9
2342 The trail of evidence here goes back a long way. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
2343 This is a murder years in the making. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2344 The case is evolving into a homicide, sergeant. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
2345 My theories about this case are constantly evolving. 1.3373 0.06246 83 59 20 4
2346 Yes, crime is always evolving. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
2347 Thirty years on the job and I've never seen a killer evolve so quickly. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2348 Obviously the victim took a long time to expire. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2349 You've made real progress here. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2350 It would behoove us to cross-check with Ancestry.com. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2351 This looks like the work of the guy we call 'The Creationist'. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2352 Get me the Chicken and the Egg file. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2353 We still don’t know what happened to the tail. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2354 I would just chalk this up to science. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2355 Yes, but it's just a theory. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2356 According to the current administration evolution is a crime. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2357 I think we should be looking for a person of interest named Darwin. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2358 It’s got creationist written all over it. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2359 First, we'll have to retrace each of their steps for at least the last 10,000 years. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2360 So, they finally killed the theory of evolution. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2361 No need for forensics, we know how this happened 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2362 The clues are still evolving. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2363 Estimated time of death is late Cenozoic Era. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2364 Clearly, one victim was a stand-up, kind of guy. My theory on the others hasn't evolved yet. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2365 Well, it's still just a theory. 1.3372 0.07136 86 66 11 9
2366 Well, two things are clear: First, the serial killer's targets continue to evolve. And, second, the President was never in any danger. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2367 I’m beginning to see how this crime evolved. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2368 Round up all the creationists. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2369 It looks like these murders occurred over a period of time. 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2370 I think the D.N.A. test will tell the real story here. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2371 'We'll see how the case evolves. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2372 ... and move the other four to the 'cold case' files. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2373 I still think God did it 1.3372 0.06941 86 65 13 8
2374 I see that your theory about this case is evolving. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2375 Something tells me this case hinges on a missing link. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2376 It can't be stopped. This evolution thing is not going away. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2377 Do we bring in homicide or the animal rights guy? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
2378 His MO stayed the same, but it looks like his victims are evolving. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
2379 When I got here, officer, all I saw was this evolving crime scene. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2380 I'm not sure who did it, bit I think it's safe to say that Mr. Darwin is a "person of interest." 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
2381 It will be interesting to see how much further this case evolves. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
2382 Time of death is anywhere from 100 billion years ago to last night. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
2383 Now they've really done it- they've gone and killed the theory of evolution! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2384 Officer Darwin's theory seems to be playing out. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2385 There seems to be a missing link. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
2386 Looks like they put a hit on all the ancestors, too. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2387 I don't know. Something's misssing . . . it's a familiar pattern, but I don't see the link! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2388 There’s gotta be something missing ... some kind of link. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2389 It was a really slow death. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2390 time of death is going to be tricky 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2391 "So,where do we go from here? 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2392 Clearly, this is an evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2393 Hmmmm...I think it all started with a big bang. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2394 No comments as the investigation is still evolving. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2395 It finally caught up with him. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2396 Anything missing? A link, perhaps? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2397 Better warn the guys over at the AI lab. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2398 Those crooks are getting smarter by the millennium. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2399 Time of death? A billion years apart. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2400 Something doesn't add up. It should be a branching pattern. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2401 We've removed the monkey from the case. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2402 We seem to be making some progress here. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2403 Banksy has an opinion on Evolution ? ? 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
2404 Hmm, looks to me like it's an evolving crime scene... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2405 This might take a while. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2406 What in creation evolved here? 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2407 I have a theory, but we shouldn't jump to any conclusions. This case is still evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2408 It's the same old story,ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2409 Round up the usual mutations. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2410 Our culprit may have an anthropological profile. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2411 It's either Keith Haring or Charles Darwin 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2412 The victim had some seriously ugly dogs. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2413 Well, we'll certainly have to see how the case evolves. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2414 Let's check where the local priest was last night. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2415 Don’t worry, the evidence will evolve. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2416 That is some thorough forensic work. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2417 Call in the usual creationists.. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2418 Again? Call for Inspector Darwin. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2419 That's one small misstep for man... 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2420 Our theories about this crime are still evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2421 This would look great on the back of my van 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2422 A pity- he had evolved into one of our best informants. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2423 The appears to be an evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
2424 I told the sheriff that the investigation is still evolving 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2425 I see this is an evolving investigation. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2426 He’s a serial killer and he’s evolving. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2427 Our understanding of the crime is evolving. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2428 This one's going to take a long time to solve. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
2429 And still I think there is a missing link. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2430 Tell the chief we have a rapidly evolving situation. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2431 Everything here from Paleocene to Haloscene. Who knew that the next epoch would be Crimescene. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2432 It's evolutionary, Ms. Watson. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2433 Well, we know what led up to it. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2434 Multi-generational crimes of passion, sure. But this multi-epoch kind of thing has me stumped. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2435 I'm from Kansas. We didn't learn about this in the Academy. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2436 I think what we're really looking for is a terrorist cell. 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2437 I have a lead, but it's just a theory. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2438 this area has been a death trap for a real/real long time. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2439 What took you so long? 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2440 No, wait, maybe a little more than just 'fishy' 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2441 Looks like he was trying to go straight but couldn't escape his past. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2442 It's a long shot, but perhaps these deaths are linked 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2443 Tell them the case is evolving. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2444 The captain will go ape over this. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2445 the details of this case are still evolving 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2446 This will be a slowly evolving case with biblical implications 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2447 Check the birth records back to the Pleistocene era files 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
2448 Why did God let this happen? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2449 I see this case evolving. The question is: how do we convince the 32% percent of deniers. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
2450 These two families have been at war for generations. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2451 I guess we can rule out any state legislators from Mississippi, Louisiana, or Tennessee. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
2452 Hmm...this is going to take a while. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2453 This case is more than serial murder. It’s evolutionary. 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
2454 It looks like this’s been going on for ages 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
2455 This case is certainly evolving. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2456 Building a wall won't stop them. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2457 There's a pattern here. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2458 Looks like we have an evolving crime scene here. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2459 It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2460 Suspect is a science textbook author or education subcommittee member. Definitely Republican, possibly from Kansas. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2461 It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2462 It sure looks like a Darwinian job. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2463 We're still a few transitional fossils away from catching this guy. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2464 The coroner says they died of natural causes 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2465 We're only responsible for this first one here, you can just erase the rest. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2466 Oh, and add to notes that the case is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2467 Tell the media the situation is evolving 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2468 Death was not instantaneous. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2469 Poor Devil; his past seems to have caught up with him. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2470 I suspect this was a long time in the making. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2471 "So,where do we go from here? 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2472 Might be the coldest case I have ever seen. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2473 It was the end of the line for him. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2474 This was a crime against humanity 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2475 At least we know where he came from. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2476 I think we can rule out natural selection. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2477 The perpetrator appears to have followed him through the evolving door. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2478 Well, as you can see the facts are still evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2479 Evidence of evolution? Be careful, Jones--that's for a jury to decide! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2480 It looks like this is evolving into a major crime. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2481 I'm having trouble trying to find a link between the victims. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2482 It appears to be random, but I'm working on a theory. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2483 This used to be a textbook case. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2484 Just as I suspected - this case is evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2485 I have more than one theory... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2486 Bring God into the station for questioning. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2487 By the looks of this, we are making progress. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2488 Looks like the “intelligent design” gang has struck again. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2489 This case raises some interesting existential issues. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2490 Witnesses say the victims’ ties go way back. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2491 We may have to get Darwin onto this. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2492 "There goes that theory". 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2493 A creative murderer yes. A creationist murderer no. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2494 Looks like he targets the ones who aren't the fittest. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2495 What we have here is an evolving crime scene. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2496 we are probably looking for someone who comes from a long line of criminals 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2497 It's evolutionary officer Watson. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2498 Looks like an evolving situation. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2499 One thing's for certain. We're not dealing with a creationist here. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2500 Despite having studied all the incident reports I realize I am still missing a link. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2501 Is it just me, or is something missing here? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2502 Obviously, the work of a Drawinist. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2503 Our case appears to be evolving, but we know it has legs. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2504 This case is full of missing links. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2505 This is going to sound a little far fetched, but I have a theory. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2506 Looks like they got the entire Darwinian family. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2507 A Magnum Evolver was found in the church dumpster next door. I think there's enough evidence to put the case to rest. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2508 All evidence points to a man covered in scales who breathes through his neck and smells like last night's dinner. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2509 We're looking for a serial killer that goes back eons. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2510 I'd say the crime took place about 500 million to 200 thousand years ago. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2511 His name was Darwin. Charles Darwin. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2512 Looks like our killer is working his way up the food chain. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2513 This crime was intelligently designed. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2514 We are going to face some serious digging to get to the bottom of this. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2515 We're going to arrest the perp for inciting evolution. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2516 I'm going to get the Neanderthal that did this. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2517 Evolution! ... that’s your theory? 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2518 I'm worried about how this case is evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2519 Natural selection finally caught up with him. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2520 We’re missing a link in this case... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2521 Our best theory is that the initial crime took place sometime between 3,000 to 3 billion years ago. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2522 Evolution is a killer 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2523 Think they are all related? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2524 Call the Natural History Museum, this one’s out of our jurisdiction. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2525 It's an evolving investigation. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2526 So sad. Tragic death of a family in a chain migration. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2527 We suspect they were all shot with a 45 Evolver. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2528 I'm thinking what we're seeing here is the evolution of a murderer, Lieutenant. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2529 I don’t see a link between these victims. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2530 I now understand why the Vice President was so baffled by the evidence. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2531 I wish there was more evidence. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2532 The crime scene is evolving 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2533 This case is evolving rapidly - it’s only a matter of time before we find the missing link. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2534 The clues are still a little sketchy Sarge. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2535 I have a theory, but I can't prove it. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2536 I am confident the evidence will evolve. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2537 We may not solve this one in a million years. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2538 Scour the area for known Creationists. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2539 Well, this one was a long time coming. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2540 Looks like we got some Darwin Award candidates, here. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2541 I don't know about the killer, but his victims are definitely evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2542 The bodies were taken to the morgue, zoo ,and aquarium. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2543 It looks to me like an act of God. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2544 This case disproves my theory on survival of the fittest 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2545 The witness said there was a white flash followed by a loud bang. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2546 Looks like the killer's methods have evolved. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2547 Inform Mrs. Link that her husband isn't missing anymore. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2548 We think the victims were related 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2549 It appears the timeline is laid out for us. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2550 Looks like it took a while for him to die... 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2551 It's gonna take a genus to figure this one out. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2552 Serial killer, for sure. I wonder who's next. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2553 Let's bring Adam and Eve in for questioning. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2554 I guess life doesn't always find a way... 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2555 Well, I count one homicide. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2556 This is evolving into a big case 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2557 But can you say for sure that the crime wasn't done by intelligent design? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2558 I wouldn't jump to any conclusions just yet. The evidence in this case is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2559 They shouldn’t have been walking single phylum. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2560 You have a different theory? 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2561 Evolutionary, my dear! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2562 What’s the missing link between the victims? 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2563 The situation is clearly evolving. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2564 This case is evolving fast. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2565 We can't solve this until we find the missing link. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2566 Don't judge prematurely. This crime is still evolving. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2567 Look for the missing link. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2568 Madge, I'd offer you a cigar, but you don't seem to have a mouth. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2569 Forensics says it was a slow death. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2570 I think we are dealing with a repeat offender. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2571 This was clearly an act of God. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2572 Barkley, it’s looking like we’re dealing here with a serial creationist. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2573 It appears to be a family. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2574 Just as I suspected. It's the missing link. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2575 We've got an evolving murder scene on our hands. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2576 The clues are all pointing the same direction, that much is certain! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2577 Well, that narrows it down. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2578 I can clearly see how this crime evolved. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2579 Round up the usual deities 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2580 This has Darwin's prints all over it. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2581 This'll take about a billion years to solve. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
2582 Looks like the killer's M.O. has evolved. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
2583 " Looks like a classic case of murder by extinction". 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2584 We're going to have to let this case evolve. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2585 It clearly shows the evolution of the crime. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
2586 Looks like a Crime Against Humanity. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
2587 I want to see the bodies. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2588 I don't think Miller will be able to handle this one- he's a creationist. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2589 Not bad, Johnson, not bad. Your chalk outlines are really evolving. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2590 My theory for this case is slowly evolving. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2591 The hell with this. Let’s get some donuts. 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
2592 We have no way to know in which direction they are going. 1.3250 0.07286 80 62 10 8
2593 Looks like Murder in the 5th Degree! 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2594 The question is where is it leading us. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2595 It's definitely a serial kill; I'm just not sure about the timeline. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2596 As a matter of fact, I do have a theory. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2597 There's no firm suspect yet, chief. The evidence is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2598 Put out an alert for any suspicious-looking character carrying a copy of 'Origin of the Species'. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2599 Crime has certainly evolved since I was a beat cop. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2600 I think we are witnessing the evolution of a killer. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2601 This indicates to me that the suspect is neither fish nor fowl. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2602 Be on the lookout for a souped up Delorean.. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2603 I didn't see this coming. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2604 This looks like an evolving case to me. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2605 Call the coroner. And the archaeologist. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2606 Bad news: the trail's gone extinct 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2607 I can see a motive evolving. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2608 He should have stayed in the water. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2609 Find out where all the Creationists were last night. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2610 Just wait til #alllivesmatter gets word of this. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2611 This crime took some time. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2612 Alright, put the word out. We've found the missing link. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2613 Well, it seems like the next victim is going to be a woman. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2614 Seems to me that this crime wasn't intelligently designed. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2615 The G.O.P. finally killed off the Theory of Evolution. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2616 Looks like this case has been evolving for some time. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2617 The last one was added by design 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2618 Still no motive, but we've found his evolver. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2619 Brace yourself. This one could take millions of years to solve. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2620 It’s evolutionary my dear Ms. Watson 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2621 Do you have any idea what is the time sequence? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2622 Sadly, he had the best posture in his family. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2623 It’s Darwin, but we can’t prove it because the evidence is circumstantial. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2624 Looks like another case of phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2625 You can believe it was all planned, but my observations tell me it was just one damn thing after another. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2626 Check dumpsters for the missing link. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2627 Peculiar. This M.O. reminds me of Chuck Darwin cracking the Galapagos case. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2628 The evidence is clearly evolving 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2629 I'll say this: he's thorough. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2630 But you say the cell phone was by the fish outline? 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2631 Put out an APB for a Creationist. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2632 The Creationists won. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2633 Boy, they weren't kidding when they said there was a war on science. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2634 There's no crime. It's just that Darwin kid and his sidewalk chalk, again. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2635 Natural selection is fine ... until you're the selectee. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2636 This case is certainly evolving. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2637 I'm not positive about what happened here, but I have a theory. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2638 Looks like there’s been another attack against intelligent design. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2639 This must have been generations in the making. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2640 I can't see the missing link between these murders. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2641 It looks like he took a while to die. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2642 Looks like someone finally shot down this theory. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2643 This looks pre-meditated. At the very least pre-historic 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2644 Round up all the Fundamentalists. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2645 We're so close to solving this, Office Grady. I just need to find that missing link in the evidence... 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2646 It’s a mystery to me. Maybe because I was homeschooled and only taught creation theory. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2647 It doesn’t take a Darwin to see what’s happened here... 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2648 CSI: Cenozoic 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2649 We’ll have to question Devos ... She kept threatening to kill evolution. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2650 Not a very intelligently designed crime, is it? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2651 There has got to be some missing link that ties this all together. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2652 I guess ontology really does recapitulate phylogony. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2653 The facts of this case keep evolving. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2654 Fake news. 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2655 The scope of this is sure to be of biblical proportions. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2656 Every million years or so, this bastard strikes again. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2657 The situation is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2658 This murder took longer than usual... 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2659 This crime took a long time to develop 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2660 Sergeant keep everyone away from here. The evidence is still evolving. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2661 Teaching evolution is a crime in this state. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2662 This is clearly an evolving situation. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2663 Let's investigate whether evolution had any known enemies. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
2664 Well...We can rule out right wing fundamentalist Christians. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
2665 Yes, I suppose a connection is possible. But that's only a theory. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
2666 Find out if intelligent design has an alibi. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2667 Check the DNA on the Gingerbread Man. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2668 Good luck finding next of kin. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2669 Looks like the Creationists took out the whole Darwin Gang. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
2670 There are SIX victims - the amoeba outline is REALLY small! 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
2671 Intelligent Design, is my hunch. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2672 Looks like we can rule out the Fundamentalists 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2673 Well, here's an evolving situation 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2674 This looks like The Crime of the Ages! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2675 I'm just a detective not an anthropologist. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2676 Ye gods! A creationist serial killer is on the loose! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2677 It's that 1859 case - still on the books after all these years. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2678 I just don’t see the evidence to support your theory. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2679 Something about this case is a little fishy. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2680 Yup -- I always knew there was something fishy in this guy's past. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2681 I think our serial killer's a creationist. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2682 We are looking for a serial evolutionist. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2683 Interesting how this case is evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2684 ...and then he plowed into the crowd at around 50 miles per eon. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2685 Something tells me there’s a missing link. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2686 This appears to be a case of biblical proportions 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2687 Then, apparently, he questioned the Santa Claus story.... 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2688 There's always a missing link in a case like this. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2689 It’s just a theory but... 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2690 But you see, if this man is dead then why am I still here? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2691 As a creationist, I don't consider this a credible lead. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2692 It's so true, Watson! Your past always comes back to haunt you! 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2693 The Origins of Species Victims Unit. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2694 If we can just find that missing link I think we'll have our killer. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2695 These victims were selected. Naturally. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2696 I see that the situation is evolving 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2697 No motive, so that rules out intelligent design. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2698 The plot lengthens. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2699 We know that he will kill again in 50 million years. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2700 I'd say the victim was being chased by his past. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2701 There were no signs of struggle, we suspect divine intervention. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2702 It's evolutionary officer Watson. Evolutionary! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2703 I just can't find the link. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2704 Early jaywalker. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2705 There is no problem here officer, in the future we just need to stay away from using the tar-pits as a source of asphalt. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2706 Well we can rule out a creationist. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2707 I suspect a copycat killing-- ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2708 This looks like Darwin's handiwork. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2709 He told me he was transitioning, but I guess I misunderstood. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2710 We’re gonna need to call in the cold case team. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2711 Down here, evolution is considered a crime. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2712 There is only one way to solve this; we need to find the missing link. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2713 I haven’t seen a crime scene like this since working the beat in Galapagos. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2714 Seems our killer is evolving 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2715 We may have a hard time determining the time of death. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2716 There's a definite pattern to this, but we're missing a vital link. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2717 I dunno. My understanding of this case just keeps evolving. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2718 It's best it ended here. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2719 The culprit could be a Creationist. Clearly not a fan of evolution. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2720 Better call the taxonomist. Looks like whoever did this had something against the entire family. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2721 I detect that each one of the victims were naturally selected. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2722 They matched the stickers on the back of their windshield perfectly. Uncanny. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2723 Anyone know if the vics are related? 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2724 Six million generations of a family, lost in a tragic instant. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2725 I'd say it's more of a hunch than a theory at this point... 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2726 The case is evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2727 We have here the unusual suspects. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2728 Ah, the Original Crime. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2729 What’s your theory? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2730 Looks like Darwin tampered with the crime scene again. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2731 Bring in that guy, Darwin! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2732 Clearly, the work of a highly evolved criminal! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2733 The situation is evolving as we speak. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2734 Surveillance cameras had spotted a large robot right about where we’re standing. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2735 This case seems to be evolving. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2736 Check the fossil record again for any potential links. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2737 I have a theory about how this case evolved. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2738 Round up the usual Creationists. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2739 God damn evangelicals !! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2740 All evidence points to Darwin’s theory, but I still don’t think anyone’s going to believe it. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2741 The first person we should interrogate? Darwin. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2742 You guys got here really late. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2743 This looks like the work of a creationist. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2744 Time of death? Call the anthropologist. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2745 The evangelicals will say he was framed. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2746 It took him a very long time to die. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2747 Survival of the fittest ? - I guess not.... 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2748 Whaddya Think, Fowl Play or Natural Selection? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2749 It took us a little longer than usual to respond to this call. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2750 Not sure yet. My theory is still evolving. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2751 ...and Jerry Falwell's alibi for last night is that he was home alone reading the Bible between 8-10? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2752 Based on the evidence, I think a woman may be the next victim..... 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2753 It's really just a theory. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2754 Real shame, poor guy only had 200 million years till retirement. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2755 Always remember officer, that this was the day you first witnessed the evolution of a serial killer. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2756 Looks like a mob hit. They took out five generations. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2757 Tell Officer Darwin to turn in his chalk 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2758 This was no accident, it is intelligent design. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2759 First indication is that it dates to November 8, 2016, when apparently evolution came to an abrupt stop and this swamp suddenly appeared. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2760 Looks like the work again of the Homo Sapian. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2761 Somewhere there's one mighty wicked amoeba. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2762 I'm really glad the "one arm" thing didn't last. 1.3205 0.06703