Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It's a textbook case--depending on which state your textbooks are from. |
2.0374 |
0.01113 |
5317 |
1656 |
1806 |
1855 |
1 |
I suspect some people will deny this ever happened. |
2.0331 |
0.01135 |
5010 |
1535 |
1774 |
1701 |
2 |
The coroner said it occurred sometime between 360 million years ago and 4am. |
2.0121 |
0.01080 |
5701 |
1862 |
1908 |
1931 |
3 |
It's Kansas, m'am. Evolution is a crime. |
1.9957 |
0.01143 |
5355 |
1883 |
1612 |
1860 |
4 |
I wouldn't have expected this in a million years. |
1.9853 |
0.01155 |
4882 |
1627 |
1700 |
1555 |
5 |
Say what you will, he died a man. |
1.9753 |
0.01405 |
3320 |
1130 |
1142 |
1048 |
6 |
This case goes back further than we thought. |
1.9645 |
0.02514 |
986 |
325 |
371 |
290 |
7 |
Mind you, it's just a theory. |
1.9615 |
0.01420 |
3093 |
1026 |
1160 |
907 |
8 |
Looks like the past finally caught up with him. |
1.9418 |
0.01478 |
2853 |
976 |
1067 |
810 |
9 |
It's going to take a while to notify all the next of kin. |
1.9389 |
0.01120 |
5136 |
1822 |
1806 |
1508 |
10 |
A billion years of evolution and they still don't look both ways... |
1.9303 |
0.01174 |
4935 |
1863 |
1553 |
1519 |
11 |
Looks like a textbook case — except in Texas. |
1.9292 |
0.01201 |
4631 |
1723 |
1513 |
1395 |
12 |
No jury in Tennessee will believe it. |
1.9245 |
0.02972 |
755 |
282 |
248 |
225 |
13 |
We suspect the cause of death was natural selection. |
1.9171 |
0.01454 |
2990 |
1079 |
1080 |
831 |
14 |
We have to improve our response time. |
1.9103 |
0.01315 |
3936 |
1531 |
1227 |
1178 |
15 |
Well, at least we have a timeline. |
1.9065 |
0.01081 |
4930 |
1673 |
2045 |
1212 |
16 |
Witnesses say it all started with a big bang. |
1.9062 |
0.02547 |
991 |
369 |
346 |
276 |
17 |
Just when he got on his own two feet. |
1.9020 |
0.01294 |
3726 |
1363 |
1365 |
998 |
18 |
I'll tell you one thing. This killer took his time. |
1.8997 |
0.01819 |
1955 |
740 |
671 |
544 |
19 |
Looks to me like he was running from his past. |
1.8928 |
0.01266 |
3945 |
1482 |
1404 |
1059 |
20 |
There's a missing link here somewhere... |
1.8866 |
0.01513 |
2690 |
998 |
999 |
693 |
21 |
Obviously, it's an evolving crime scene. |
1.8830 |
0.01986 |
1522 |
556 |
588 |
378 |
22 |
Round up the usual fundamentalists. |
1.8783 |
0.01899 |
1874 |
761 |
580 |
533 |
23 |
Get Darwin from forensics on this. He may have a theory. |
1.8626 |
0.01564 |
2570 |
1008 |
907 |
655 |
24 |
This didn't just happen over night. |
1.8620 |
0.01253 |
3856 |
1470 |
1448 |
938 |
25 |
We're waiting on the DNA results, but believe they were all related. |
1.8618 |
0.01435 |
2728 |
981 |
1143 |
604 |
26 |
Looks like his past caught up with him. |
1.8429 |
0.01547 |
2603 |
1047 |
918 |
638 |
27 |
Looks like the crime took place some time between 600 Million B.C. and 3 A.M. |
1.8392 |
0.01334 |
3575 |
1471 |
1208 |
896 |
28 |
Looks like his past caught up with him. |
1.8374 |
0.01180 |
4390 |
1756 |
1592 |
1042 |
29 |
This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! |
1.8166 |
0.01998 |
1516 |
623 |
548 |
345 |
30 |
Clearly, this is an evolving crime scene. |
1.8110 |
0.02625 |
857 |
349 |
321 |
187 |
31 |
I guess we’ll see how this case evolves. |
1.8053 |
0.02021 |
1356 |
533 |
554 |
269 |
32 |
I can't help thinking we're missing a link here. |
1.8030 |
0.01312 |
3497 |
1464 |
1258 |
775 |
33 |
"We've been trying to get a stoplight at this intersection since the beginning of time.' |
1.7991 |
0.01457 |
2977 |
1300 |
975 |
702 |
34 |
We'll have to notify the next of species |
1.7971 |
0.01615 |
2454 |
1085 |
782 |
587 |
35 |
'Yeah, but why kill the other four? No way they were going to talk.' |
1.7939 |
0.01756 |
2082 |
927 |
657 |
498 |
36 |
Well, at least we can rule out the evangelicals. |
1.7894 |
0.02913 |
812 |
383 |
217 |
212 |
37 |
Our witness claims it started with a Big Bang. |
1.7877 |
0.01662 |
2252 |
990 |
750 |
512 |
38 |
I estimate time of death somewhere between 10pm last night and the Middle Devonian Period. |
1.7874 |
0.01447 |
2832 |
1204 |
1026 |
602 |
39 |
We think the victims are all related. |
1.7854 |
0.01997 |
1426 |
591 |
550 |
285 |
40 |
Of course, it’s just a theory... |
1.7825 |
0.02093 |
1402 |
616 |
475 |
311 |
41 |
We've ruled out an act of God |
1.7795 |
0.02106 |
1442 |
655 |
450 |
337 |
42 |
Good luck establishing the time of death. |
1.7720 |
0.02081 |
1373 |
600 |
486 |
287 |
43 |
What a shame. He was making real progress. |
1.7700 |
0.02100 |
1352 |
594 |
475 |
283 |
44 |
This never happens in the Bible Belt. |
1.7637 |
0.02171 |
1316 |
600 |
427 |
289 |
45 |
God only knows what's next. |
1.7606 |
0.01565 |
2561 |
1183 |
808 |
570 |
46 |
Start questioning relatives, no matter how distant. |
1.7562 |
0.01502 |
2535 |
1109 |
935 |
491 |
47 |
The neighbors said they first heard a big bang. |
1.7556 |
0.01616 |
2361 |
1087 |
764 |
510 |
48 |
Natural causes. Except for the last one, he was walking and texting. |
1.7483 |
0.01893 |
1764 |
835 |
538 |
391 |
49 |
We're looking for a single-celled organism with a helluva longstanding grudge. |
1.7429 |
0.02263 |
1260 |
610 |
364 |
286 |
50 |
The facts of this case are still evolving. |
1.7308 |
0.04995 |
234 |
108 |
81 |
45 |
51 |
We do have a theory, but not everyone is going to accept it. |
1.7250 |
0.01484 |
2545 |
1159 |
927 |
459 |
52 |
A witness said she heard a big bang. |
1.7226 |
0.01573 |
2394 |
1133 |
792 |
469 |
53 |
At this point it's still just a theory. |
1.7185 |
0.01500 |
2565 |
1202 |
883 |
480 |
54 |
OK, start from the beginning. |
1.7180 |
0.01608 |
2213 |
1033 |
771 |
409 |
55 |
Witnesses say they heard a big bang. |
1.7180 |
0.01561 |
2521 |
1230 |
772 |
519 |
56 |
Any theories? |
1.7176 |
0.01594 |
2273 |
1068 |
779 |
426 |
57 |
Our suspect is a home-schooled white male carrying a Bible. |
1.7166 |
0.02113 |
1443 |
727 |
398 |
318 |
58 |
I still think we're missing a link. |
1.7164 |
0.01807 |
1724 |
799 |
615 |
310 |
59 |
Put a tail on him right away. |
1.7098 |
0.01921 |
1616 |
784 |
517 |
315 |
60 |
We may have a statute of limitations issue here. |
1.7073 |
0.01784 |
1787 |
846 |
618 |
323 |
61 |
Don't ask me what it means. I was home schooled. |
1.7033 |
0.01916 |
1712 |
867 |
486 |
359 |
62 |
Once again, from the beginning |
1.7011 |
0.02950 |
629 |
294 |
229 |
106 |
63 |
Never thought I'd see anything like this in a billion years. |
1.7009 |
0.02151 |
1264 |
615 |
412 |
237 |
64 |
I’ve got a few theories but they keep evolving. |
1.7005 |
0.01982 |
1359 |
627 |
512 |
220 |
65 |
Get me all the security camera footage from the last five hundred million years. |
1.6997 |
0.02927 |
706 |
351 |
216 |
139 |
66 |
So, the question is: random, or by design |
1.6995 |
0.01963 |
1471 |
704 |
505 |
262 |
67 |
I thought you said you had a tail on this guy. |
1.6992 |
0.01789 |
1825 |
890 |
594 |
341 |
68 |
This has Darwin written all over it. |
1.6991 |
0.01811 |
1831 |
908 |
566 |
357 |
69 |
The way I figure it, we got about 8 million years until he strikes again. |
1.6953 |
0.02026 |
1434 |
707 |
457 |
270 |
70 |
Well, down here evolution still is a crime |
1.6930 |
0.03136 |
596 |
294 |
191 |
111 |
71 |
Three days to retirement and I get a 160 million-year cold case. |
1.6904 |
0.02866 |
743 |
377 |
219 |
147 |
72 |
I've seen this before. These kinds of cases start out a little fishy, and eventually evolve. |
1.6903 |
0.01887 |
1550 |
742 |
546 |
262 |
73 |
We know the victim was here sometime between 11 pm last night and the early Palaeozoic Era. |
1.6886 |
0.01942 |
1532 |
755 |
499 |
278 |
74 |
Looks like they were shot with an evolver. |
1.6883 |
0.02004 |
1495 |
754 |
453 |
288 |
75 |
Yeah, we have a theory, ... but it's just evolving. |
1.6881 |
0.01913 |
1526 |
738 |
526 |
262 |
76 |
So sad... he was becoming a stand up guy... |
1.6831 |
0.02312 |
1057 |
519 |
354 |
184 |
77 |
...even if we solve the case... 38% of people won't believe it... |
1.6821 |
0.02055 |
1365 |
679 |
441 |
245 |
78 |
We need to find the missing link |
1.6801 |
0.02031 |
1366 |
673 |
457 |
236 |
79 |
Well, we'll have to notify the next of species |
1.6778 |
0.02197 |
1229 |
626 |
373 |
230 |
80 |
And you say that this all started after the neighbors heard a big bang. |
1.6747 |
0.02205 |
1251 |
650 |
358 |
243 |
81 |
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... |
1.6708 |
0.02408 |
1039 |
540 |
301 |
198 |
82 |
They say all the victims were related. |
1.6695 |
0.02145 |
1165 |
568 |
414 |
183 |
83 |
Looks like his past finally caught up to him. |
1.6681 |
0.02290 |
1136 |
589 |
335 |
212 |
84 |
It appears the victim had a history. |
1.6667 |
0.02386 |
945 |
464 |
332 |
149 |
85 |
One thing's for sure - it took longer than six days to pull this one off. |
1.6654 |
0.02263 |
1073 |
534 |
364 |
175 |
86 |
We think the victims may have been related. |
1.6651 |
0.02138 |
1093 |
517 |
425 |
151 |
87 |
I don't think we've seen the end of this. |
1.6639 |
0.02288 |
1068 |
538 |
351 |
179 |
88 |
We've got to improve our response time. |
1.6637 |
0.02440 |
1017 |
536 |
287 |
194 |
89 |
I think we can establish a timeline. |
1.6579 |
0.02242 |
991 |
474 |
382 |
135 |
90 |
The question is: who's next? |
1.6560 |
0.03263 |
529 |
271 |
169 |
89 |
91 |
If only we could find the missing link. |
1.6551 |
0.02386 |
954 |
480 |
323 |
151 |
92 |
Whoever did this took their time. |
1.6539 |
0.02440 |
939 |
481 |
302 |
156 |
93 |
Look, this is New York. If you’re gonna cross, cross. Don’t take ages. |
1.6530 |
0.03784 |
415 |
220 |
119 |
76 |
94 |
Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. |
1.6491 |
0.02653 |
818 |
429 |
247 |
142 |
95 |
Remind me to tell Detective Darwin his humor isn’t appreciated by everyone. |
1.6485 |
0.02587 |
879 |
467 |
254 |
158 |
96 |
If these murders are connected, I'm a monkey's uncle. |
1.6478 |
0.02622 |
883 |
478 |
238 |
167 |
97 |
Based on the evidence at hand, we think the crime took place between 1 Billion years ago and last Tuesday around 9.15 PM. |
1.6475 |
0.02557 |
868 |
453 |
268 |
147 |
98 |
I see a pattern evolving here. |
1.6471 |
0.02463 |
870 |
437 |
303 |
130 |
99 |
Looks like he died of natural selection. |
1.6470 |
0.02509 |
864 |
441 |
287 |
136 |
100 |
Round up all the Creationists in the area. |
1.6469 |
0.02579 |
861 |
452 |
261 |
148 |
101 |
Apparently they were walking in single phylum when they were gunned down. |
1.6467 |
0.02894 |
733 |
400 |
192 |
141 |
102 |
I tell ya, they just don’t teach you this stuff in school. |
1.6464 |
0.02600 |
857 |
453 |
254 |
150 |
103 |
I wonder if they were related. |
1.6454 |
0.02519 |
846 |
430 |
286 |
130 |
104 |
That must have been one slow-moving bus. |
1.6453 |
0.02690 |
826 |
445 |
229 |
152 |
105 |
Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. |
1.6453 |
0.02590 |
857 |
452 |
257 |
148 |
106 |
Evolutionary, My Dear Watson |
1.6426 |
0.02749 |
817 |
450 |
209 |
158 |
107 |
I’ve been chasing this perp for seems like 600 million years. |
1.6413 |
0.02592 |
803 |
412 |
267 |
124 |
108 |
The Medical Examiner places time of death between 4 hours and 360 million years ago. |
1.6413 |
0.02686 |
803 |
428 |
235 |
140 |
109 |
It looks like the victims were naturally selected. |
1.6413 |
0.02665 |
800 |
422 |
243 |
135 |
110 |
I don't like where this is going |
1.6381 |
0.02710 |
771 |
408 |
234 |
129 |
111 |
Keep the creationists away. They'll want to destroy the evidence. |
1.6378 |
0.02723 |
773 |
412 |
229 |
132 |
112 |
Despite the evidence, it’s still just a theory. |
1.6377 |
0.02701 |
770 |
406 |
237 |
127 |
113 |
This didn't happen overnight. |
1.6375 |
0.02684 |
767 |
401 |
243 |
123 |
114 |
Whoever did this was in no hurry. |
1.6372 |
0.02704 |
769 |
406 |
236 |
127 |
115 |
It looks like his past finally caught up with him. |
1.6361 |
0.02756 |
731 |
384 |
229 |
118 |
116 |
Looks like we can rule out creationists. |
1.6335 |
0.02748 |
734 |
387 |
229 |
118 |
117 |
You expect me to believe this happened overnight? |
1.6335 |
0.02728 |
734 |
384 |
235 |
115 |
118 |
It apparently took the police forever to get here. |
1.6334 |
0.02751 |
731 |
385 |
229 |
117 |
119 |
Not even the fittest survive in this town. |
1.6327 |
0.02694 |
727 |
374 |
246 |
107 |
120 |
The medical examiner estimates the time of death as between four million years to one hour ago. |
1.6326 |
0.02738 |
724 |
378 |
234 |
112 |
121 |
This is the longest stretch of serial killings we've ever had. |
1.6321 |
0.02789 |
723 |
385 |
219 |
119 |
122 |
Looks like they were killed by a higher-caliber evolver. |
1.6306 |
0.02838 |
712 |
384 |
207 |
121 |
123 |
If we could only find the missing link. |
1.6284 |
0.02794 |
697 |
367 |
222 |
108 |
124 |
Poor guy just got on his own two feet. |
1.6279 |
0.02823 |
688 |
364 |
216 |
108 |
125 |
We really need to speed up our response times. |
1.6270 |
0.02936 |
681 |
374 |
187 |
120 |
126 |
We also recovered a revolver, pointed stick, flint, molten lava and a bunch of slime. |
1.6261 |
0.02909 |
674 |
365 |
196 |
113 |
127 |
The first thing you do in cases like this, Officer, is look for the missing link. |
1.6261 |
0.02824 |
674 |
354 |
218 |
102 |
128 |
Whoever did this was in no hurry. |
1.6257 |
0.03177 |
529 |
277 |
173 |
79 |
129 |
The murder weapon appears to be an evolver. |
1.6256 |
0.02950 |
673 |
370 |
185 |
118 |
130 |
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle... |
1.6254 |
0.02991 |
670 |
373 |
175 |
122 |
131 |
I'm not sayin' creationists did it; I'm just sayin' they had a motive |
1.6230 |
0.02932 |
634 |
337 |
199 |
98 |
132 |
It appears this victim was shot with an evolver. |
1.6225 |
0.03055 |
649 |
365 |
164 |
120 |
133 |
Yes, mark that down as an evolving crime scene. |
1.6217 |
0.02834 |
645 |
335 |
219 |
91 |
134 |
Any idea if the victims are related? |
1.6215 |
0.02870 |
642 |
337 |
211 |
94 |
135 |
My gut tells me it was all done with a evolver. |
1.6205 |
0.02938 |
635 |
340 |
196 |
99 |
136 |
This was a crime years in the making. |
1.6199 |
0.03200 |
513 |
269 |
170 |
74 |
137 |
Check if any of our suspects has a fossil record. |
1.6194 |
0.02947 |
628 |
336 |
195 |
97 |
138 |
Call the time of death anywhere between 400 million B.C. and last night at 11 o'clock. |
1.6192 |
0.02844 |
625 |
322 |
219 |
84 |
139 |
Well, we know one thing. He didn’t go quickly. |
1.6181 |
0.03003 |
618 |
335 |
184 |
99 |
140 |
I'm curious to see how this case evolves. |
1.6161 |
0.02947 |
607 |
321 |
198 |
88 |
141 |
They may all be related, but that’s just a theory |
1.6141 |
0.03028 |
596 |
322 |
182 |
92 |
142 |
As you can see, the situation evolved quickly. |
1.6133 |
0.03094 |
587 |
322 |
170 |
95 |
143 |
Get me a list of all nearby residents for the last 400 million years. |
1.6133 |
0.03223 |
587 |
336 |
142 |
109 |
144 |
Well, we can rule out Pence. |
1.6130 |
0.03295 |
571 |
330 |
132 |
109 |
145 |
I think the evidence in the case is still evolving. |
1.6108 |
0.02965 |
573 |
299 |
198 |
76 |
146 |
For the life of me, I can't see a link. |
1.6105 |
0.02967 |
570 |
297 |
198 |
75 |
147 |
Damn it Frank--I said we need proof, not a theory. |
1.6102 |
0.03062 |
567 |
304 |
180 |
83 |
148 |
There must be a missing link. |
1.6095 |
0.03087 |
566 |
306 |
175 |
85 |
149 |
So we know where he came from, but where was he going? |
1.6092 |
0.03150 |
563 |
310 |
163 |
90 |
150 |
We're looking for the missing link, detective. |
1.6088 |
0.02947 |
570 |
296 |
201 |
73 |
151 |
Forensic evidence shows the victims were all related. |
1.6079 |
0.03015 |
556 |
292 |
190 |
74 |
152 |
Evolutionary, my dear Watson- evolutionary. |
1.6076 |
0.03196 |
553 |
307 |
156 |
90 |
153 |
The theory is he died from natural selection. |
1.6066 |
0.03153 |
549 |
300 |
165 |
84 |
154 |
No leads yet, but the case is evolving. |
1.6066 |
0.03045 |
549 |
290 |
185 |
74 |
155 |
That's Darwin's M.O. all right. |
1.6066 |
0.03110 |
549 |
296 |
173 |
80 |
156 |
So far all we know is that one was named Lucy. |
1.6059 |
0.03148 |
543 |
295 |
167 |
81 |
157 |
4 Billion Years, but we finally caught him. |
1.6052 |
0.03283 |
537 |
303 |
143 |
91 |
158 |
Whoever committed this murder has been planning it for a long time. |
1.6052 |
0.03131 |
542 |
293 |
170 |
79 |
159 |
The most tragic thing of all is that the fish knew it was a bad idea. |
1.6048 |
0.03253 |
539 |
302 |
148 |
89 |
160 |
Well, the war on science has finally hit the streets... |
1.6045 |
0.03192 |
536 |
294 |
160 |
82 |
161 |
We believe the murders occured over an extended period of time. |
1.6034 |
0.03211 |
532 |
293 |
157 |
82 |
162 |
It's a long story. |
1.6031 |
0.03182 |
524 |
284 |
164 |
76 |
163 |
I'm homicide. You're going to have to call extinction. |
1.6019 |
0.03155 |
520 |
279 |
169 |
72 |
164 |
This crime didn't just happen overnight. |
1.6012 |
0.03232 |
504 |
273 |
159 |
72 |
165 |
Round up the usual species. |
1.5996 |
0.03323 |
512 |
288 |
141 |
83 |
166 |
It was a rapidly evolving crime. |
1.5976 |
0.03244 |
502 |
274 |
156 |
72 |
167 |
We’ve found a suspect, but there seems to be a missing link |
1.5976 |
0.03207 |
502 |
271 |
162 |
69 |
168 |
Looks like his past finally caught up to him. |
1.5976 |
0.03293 |
502 |
278 |
148 |
76 |
169 |
God knows who did it. |
1.5971 |
0.03399 |
489 |
276 |
134 |
79 |
170 |
Find out where the Arkansas Board of Education was last night. |
1.5968 |
0.03515 |
496 |
292 |
112 |
92 |
171 |
Neighbors say they heard a big bang. |
1.5960 |
0.03306 |
495 |
274 |
147 |
74 |
172 |
I'd put time of death between noon yesterday and 3.5 billion years ago. |
1.5947 |
0.03454 |
486 |
279 |
125 |
82 |
173 |
This isn't random. The killer went after the whole family tree. |
1.5946 |
0.03855 |
333 |
177 |
114 |
42 |
174 |
Thought I had a handle on this case, but it just keeps evolving... |
1.5938 |
0.03216 |
480 |
256 |
163 |
61 |
175 |
From the looks of it, I'd say it took him quite a long time to die. |
1.5933 |
0.03468 |
477 |
273 |
125 |
79 |
176 |
No definite leads yet. The case is still evolving. |
1.5933 |
0.03272 |
477 |
258 |
155 |
64 |
177 |
I suspect the fish is a red herring. |
1.5929 |
0.03470 |
479 |
275 |
124 |
80 |
178 |
This may turn out to be the crime of the centuries. |
1.5920 |
0.03280 |
473 |
256 |
154 |
63 |
179 |
God knows who might be next. |
1.5920 |
0.03518 |
473 |
274 |
118 |
81 |
180 |
Lady in the shop says it started with a big bang. |
1.5911 |
0.03511 |
472 |
273 |
119 |
80 |
181 |
I'm afraid this crime is still evolving. |
1.5911 |
0.03245 |
472 |
253 |
159 |
60 |
182 |
Well so much for survival of the fittest. |
1.5910 |
0.03489 |
467 |
267 |
124 |
76 |
183 |
We're running the DNA now, but it appears that the victims were all related. |
1.5906 |
0.03357 |
469 |
259 |
143 |
67 |
184 |
Eye witnesses said they were run down by someone driving a Genesis. |
1.5906 |
0.03438 |
469 |
265 |
131 |
73 |
185 |
Witnesses report hearing a big bang. |
1.5901 |
0.03561 |
466 |
272 |
113 |
81 |
186 |
This was a cold-blooded killing. Warm-blooded also. |
1.5901 |
0.03455 |
466 |
264 |
129 |
73 |
187 |
OK, officer, take me through the time-line from the beginning... |
1.5896 |
0.03308 |
463 |
251 |
151 |
61 |
188 |
On the plus side, it should be quite a while before he strikes again. |
1.5882 |
0.03401 |
459 |
255 |
138 |
66 |
189 |
I think we're all wondering, what's next? |
1.5881 |
0.03358 |
454 |
248 |
145 |
61 |
190 |
You're right officer. This intersection has been dangerous for a long, long time. |
1.5872 |
0.03479 |
453 |
256 |
128 |
69 |
191 |
I'd investigate, but this is Texas. |
1.5872 |
0.03465 |
453 |
255 |
130 |
68 |
192 |
These weren't just random victims, they were selected. And they were selected naturally. |
1.5867 |
0.03511 |
450 |
256 |
124 |
70 |
193 |
We should get the DNA back from the lab soon, but for now, it appears the victims were all related. |
1.5854 |
0.03262 |
439 |
231 |
159 |
49 |
194 |
Round up the usual fundamentalists. |
1.5854 |
0.03681 |
439 |
259 |
103 |
77 |
195 |
I’m afraid of what might happen next. |
1.5852 |
0.03465 |
446 |
250 |
131 |
65 |
196 |
No, I'm not certain, it's just a theory. |
1.5850 |
0.03539 |
441 |
251 |
122 |
68 |
197 |
The weapon was dusted for opposable thumb prints. |
1.5850 |
0.03451 |
441 |
245 |
134 |
62 |
198 |
Someone went to a lot of trouble to make it look like natural selection. |
1.5847 |
0.03512 |
443 |
251 |
125 |
67 |
199 |
I told you this crime would start out fishy and evolve into something more complex... |
1.5847 |
0.03424 |
443 |
245 |
137 |
61 |
200 |
It appears that his past caught up with him |
1.5841 |
0.03517 |
440 |
249 |
125 |
66 |
201 |
I still don't buy it. There has to be a missing link! |
1.5837 |
0.03460 |
442 |
247 |
132 |
63 |
202 |
Let's start at the beginning. |
1.5837 |
0.03431 |
442 |
245 |
136 |
61 |
203 |
We need to stop this guy, and soon. I have a feeling he's getting smarter. |
1.5835 |
0.03629 |
425 |
244 |
114 |
67 |
204 |
Looks like he was shot with an evolver. |
1.5835 |
0.03624 |
437 |
254 |
111 |
72 |
205 |
I have a theory, but it'll be damned hard to prove. |
1.5826 |
0.03344 |
436 |
235 |
148 |
53 |
206 |
Sure it's just a theory, but damn it, it's the best we've got. |
1.5818 |
0.03518 |
428 |
240 |
127 |
61 |
207 |
It could be murder — or just natural selection. |
1.5802 |
0.03512 |
424 |
237 |
128 |
59 |
208 |
all we've found so far is a carbon footprint |
1.5779 |
0.03591 |
417 |
237 |
119 |
61 |
209 |
If for any reason I say this case is "evolving," I want you to punch me in the neck. |
1.5774 |
0.03542 |
407 |
226 |
127 |
54 |
210 |
It’s evolutionary my dear officer Watson. |
1.5773 |
0.03563 |
414 |
233 |
123 |
58 |
211 |
The question is: who's next? |
1.5756 |
0.03689 |
410 |
238 |
108 |
64 |
212 |
Shame--he was on his way to becoming an upright citizen. |
1.5753 |
0.03641 |
405 |
231 |
115 |
59 |
213 |
Call Darwin at forensic, he'll have his own theory on this. |
1.5749 |
0.03526 |
407 |
226 |
128 |
53 |
214 |
Evolutionary, My Dear Watson |
1.5736 |
0.03804 |
401 |
238 |
96 |
67 |
215 |
This case just keeps evolving. |
1.5732 |
0.03689 |
396 |
227 |
111 |
58 |
216 |
Round up the usual Darwinists. |
1.5732 |
0.03741 |
396 |
230 |
105 |
61 |
217 |
The evidence is still evolving. At least that's the theory. |
1.5729 |
0.03692 |
398 |
229 |
110 |
59 |
218 |
Looks like evolution really is dead. |
1.5729 |
0.03570 |
398 |
222 |
124 |
52 |
219 |
No big mystery here, Detective. It was only a matter of time. |
1.5725 |
0.03746 |
393 |
228 |
105 |
60 |
220 |
So much for the survival of the fittest. |
1.5722 |
0.03644 |
395 |
224 |
116 |
55 |
221 |
I think this case is evolving. |
1.5718 |
0.03590 |
390 |
217 |
123 |
50 |
222 |
We believe the crime took place sometime between the Cambrian Explosion and 5:00 p.m. yesterday. |
1.5699 |
0.03800 |
386 |
226 |
100 |
60 |
223 |
We’ve fixed the time of death at between 65 million years ago and last Tuesday |
1.5696 |
0.03714 |
388 |
223 |
109 |
56 |
224 |
Our suspect clearly took his time. |
1.5696 |
0.03568 |
388 |
215 |
125 |
48 |
225 |
Good news.. we've narrowed down the time of death to somewhere between a billion years ago to 8:56pm tonight |
1.5685 |
0.03668 |
387 |
220 |
114 |
53 |
226 |
Now keep in mind, it's only a theory. |
1.5681 |
0.03686 |
382 |
217 |
113 |
52 |
227 |
When the mob says they'll go after your family, they mean it. |
1.5674 |
0.04169 |
319 |
187 |
83 |
49 |
228 |
The real tragedy is that now the world will never know what he might have become. |
1.5672 |
0.03625 |
372 |
206 |
121 |
45 |
229 |
Find out how the victims were connected. |
1.5668 |
0.03669 |
374 |
210 |
116 |
48 |
230 |
Time of death was between 30 million BC and 2 a.m. |
1.5668 |
0.03860 |
374 |
220 |
96 |
58 |
231 |
This is our oldest unsolved case. |
1.5660 |
0.03751 |
371 |
212 |
108 |
51 |
232 |
Our understanding of the motive is still evolving. |
1.5652 |
0.03614 |
368 |
203 |
122 |
43 |
233 |
This new evidence seems to clear Adam and Eve |
1.5649 |
0.03779 |
370 |
213 |
105 |
52 |
234 |
Check whether anybody saw or heard anything unusual in the last 100 million years. |
1.5647 |
0.03933 |
363 |
215 |
91 |
57 |
235 |
I suspect our perpetrator has been at this for some time. |
1.5635 |
0.03618 |
362 |
199 |
122 |
41 |
236 |
We seem to be missing a link. |
1.5628 |
0.03732 |
366 |
208 |
110 |
48 |
237 |
He must have been in deep. They don't usually go after the relatives. |
1.5628 |
0.03732 |
366 |
208 |
110 |
48 |
238 |
No crime of passion here - this was carefully planned for eons. |
1.5593 |
0.03829 |
354 |
204 |
102 |
48 |
239 |
That’s life. |
1.5578 |
0.03983 |
346 |
205 |
89 |
52 |
240 |
Whoever did this trailed him for ages. |
1.5578 |
0.03854 |
346 |
199 |
101 |
46 |
241 |
Proving it won’t be easy. |
1.5569 |
0.03880 |
343 |
198 |
99 |
46 |
242 |
What are we missing? |
1.5569 |
0.03746 |
343 |
192 |
111 |
40 |
243 |
Let's not rule out intelligent design. |
1.5569 |
0.03746 |
343 |
192 |
111 |
40 |
244 |
The coroner says the victims were all related. |
1.5569 |
0.03631 |
343 |
187 |
121 |
35 |
245 |
Well, the case is definitely evolving. |
1.5565 |
0.03685 |
345 |
191 |
116 |
38 |
246 |
Looks like we need to go back to the beginning to solve this one. |
1.5562 |
0.03868 |
347 |
201 |
99 |
47 |
247 |
In this case we just need to find the missing link. |
1.5549 |
0.03843 |
337 |
192 |
103 |
42 |
248 |
Round up the usual evangelicals. |
1.5549 |
0.04001 |
337 |
199 |
89 |
49 |
249 |
I think we're looking for a Creationist. |
1.5549 |
0.03889 |
337 |
194 |
99 |
44 |
250 |
Let's just wait and see how this evolves. |
1.5549 |
0.03820 |
337 |
191 |
105 |
41 |
251 |
Granted, this is just a theory. |
1.5539 |
0.03751 |
334 |
186 |
111 |
37 |
252 |
Establishing the time of death might be difficult |
1.5539 |
0.04006 |
334 |
197 |
89 |
48 |
253 |
At first I thought it was a random shooting but my theory is evolving. |
1.5529 |
0.03825 |
331 |
187 |
105 |
39 |
254 |
Looks like the victim has a history. |
1.5529 |
0.03654 |
331 |
180 |
119 |
32 |
255 |
At this point all we have is a theory. |
1.5529 |
0.03896 |
331 |
190 |
99 |
42 |
256 |
Murder weapon was an 'evolver. |
1.5518 |
0.03900 |
328 |
188 |
99 |
41 |
257 |
Evolutionary, my dear! |
1.5518 |
0.04221 |
328 |
202 |
71 |
55 |
258 |
I think we write it up as natural causes. |
1.5512 |
0.03865 |
332 |
190 |
101 |
41 |
259 |
Well, it didn't happen overnight. |
1.5512 |
0.03888 |
332 |
191 |
99 |
42 |
260 |
According to a local pastor, the murders took place over a course of seven days. |
1.5508 |
0.04070 |
325 |
193 |
85 |
47 |
261 |
Well, he had a good run. |
1.5508 |
0.04093 |
325 |
194 |
83 |
48 |
262 |
In this town, sometimes even the fittest don't survive. |
1.5508 |
0.03999 |
325 |
190 |
91 |
44 |
263 |
Hm, I believe the murderer used an evolver. |
1.5505 |
0.04028 |
327 |
193 |
88 |
46 |
264 |
Took too long to cross the road, I'd say. |
1.5494 |
0.03913 |
324 |
186 |
98 |
40 |
265 |
Ignore the red herring down at the end |
1.5489 |
0.04221 |
317 |
193 |
74 |
50 |
266 |
I'm afraid this isn't the end of it. |
1.5480 |
0.03798 |
323 |
181 |
107 |
35 |
267 |
Whoever did this really took his time. |
1.5475 |
0.04136 |
316 |
189 |
81 |
46 |
268 |
Clearly what we have here is an evolving crime scene. |
1.5457 |
0.03877 |
317 |
180 |
101 |
36 |
269 |
Nothing definite, but I have a theory. |
1.5457 |
0.04053 |
317 |
187 |
87 |
43 |
270 |
Whoever did this obviously took their time. |
1.5457 |
0.03954 |
317 |
183 |
95 |
39 |
271 |
Has the medical examiner established the era of death? |
1.5457 |
0.03903 |
317 |
181 |
99 |
37 |
272 |
No suspects yet, but we're working on a theory... |
1.5434 |
0.03933 |
311 |
178 |
97 |
36 |
273 |
Frankly, “Crime of the Century” would be an understatement. |
1.5434 |
0.04139 |
311 |
186 |
81 |
44 |
274 |
This has Darwin's fingerprints all over it. |
1.5422 |
0.04271 |
308 |
189 |
71 |
48 |
275 |
Right now all we have is a theory |
1.5422 |
0.04119 |
308 |
183 |
83 |
42 |
276 |
This is the coldest case I've ever seen. |
1.5415 |
0.04058 |
301 |
175 |
89 |
37 |
277 |
Let's show the forensic evidence to the Vice President. |
1.5410 |
0.04228 |
305 |
185 |
75 |
45 |
278 |
We estimate the crime took place sometime between midnight and 500 million years ago. |
1.5403 |
0.04117 |
298 |
175 |
85 |
38 |
279 |
Evolutionary, Watson. Evolutionary. |
1.5403 |
0.04144 |
298 |
176 |
83 |
39 |
280 |
Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. |
1.5390 |
0.04286 |
295 |
179 |
73 |
43 |
281 |
We're gonna have a problem with the statute of limitations on this one. |
1.5390 |
0.04036 |
295 |
170 |
91 |
34 |
282 |
Longest killing spree ever. |
1.5390 |
0.04008 |
295 |
169 |
93 |
33 |
283 |
Witnesses report hearing a big bang. |
1.5377 |
0.04153 |
292 |
172 |
83 |
37 |
284 |
We think all the victims are related. |
1.5377 |
0.03890 |
292 |
163 |
101 |
28 |
285 |
So sad. To make it this far then get hit by a truck |
1.5377 |
0.04428 |
292 |
182 |
63 |
47 |
286 |
Find out if the victims are related. |
1.5377 |
0.04125 |
292 |
171 |
85 |
36 |
287 |
Let's just say the case is evolving. |
1.5377 |
0.04125 |
292 |
171 |
85 |
36 |
288 |
We’re missing something. |
1.5377 |
0.03980 |
292 |
166 |
95 |
31 |
289 |
It looks like the Arkansas Board of Education has struck again. |
1.5374 |
0.04270 |
294 |
178 |
74 |
42 |
290 |
This case keeps evolving. |
1.5363 |
0.03950 |
289 |
163 |
97 |
29 |
291 |
Round up the usual evangelicals. |
1.5363 |
0.04327 |
289 |
176 |
71 |
42 |
292 |
My theory keeps evolving. |
1.5363 |
0.04010 |
289 |
165 |
93 |
31 |
293 |
Looks like he's running away from his past. |
1.5363 |
0.04355 |
289 |
177 |
69 |
43 |
294 |
What kind of God would let this happen? |
1.5350 |
0.04335 |
286 |
174 |
71 |
41 |
295 |
The killer's M.O. is clearly evolving |
1.5350 |
0.04220 |
286 |
170 |
79 |
37 |
296 |
I just feel like they’re all related somehow. |
1.5350 |
0.04102 |
286 |
166 |
87 |
33 |
297 |
Unfortunately, his past caught up to him. |
1.5350 |
0.04161 |
286 |
168 |
83 |
35 |
298 |
Check our records going back half a million years. |
1.5350 |
0.04161 |
286 |
168 |
83 |
35 |
299 |
Approximate time of death: 65 million years ago to yesterday at 7am |
1.5350 |
0.04363 |
286 |
175 |
69 |
42 |
300 |
No suspects yet, but the case is clearly evolving. |
1.5350 |
0.04102 |
286 |
166 |
87 |
33 |
301 |
The victims appear to be related somehow. |
1.5350 |
0.04161 |
286 |
168 |
83 |
35 |
302 |
Call Forensics...and an anthropologist. |
1.5336 |
0.04012 |
283 |
161 |
93 |
29 |
303 |
The case seems to be evolving quickly. |
1.5336 |
0.04225 |
283 |
168 |
79 |
36 |
304 |
I think the case is still evolving. ... |
1.5336 |
0.04195 |
283 |
167 |
81 |
35 |
305 |
Looks like the murders took place sometime between the hour of midnight and two million years ago. |
1.5336 |
0.04313 |
283 |
171 |
73 |
39 |
306 |
Looks like Texas may have to revise their school textbooks again. |
1.5333 |
0.04173 |
285 |
168 |
82 |
35 |
307 |
This may be the crime of the centuries. |
1.5321 |
0.04259 |
280 |
167 |
77 |
36 |
308 |
What a shame. Looks like he just started standing on his own two feet. |
1.5321 |
0.04106 |
280 |
162 |
87 |
31 |
309 |
We got a time line here? |
1.5321 |
0.03947 |
280 |
157 |
97 |
26 |
310 |
This, my dear, is a crime as old as life itself. |
1.5319 |
0.04146 |
282 |
165 |
84 |
33 |
311 |
This crime scene is evolving rapidly. |
1.5317 |
0.04124 |
284 |
166 |
85 |
33 |
312 |
It's a rapidly evolving crime scene |
1.5317 |
0.04273 |
284 |
171 |
75 |
38 |
313 |
Our case appears to be evolving. |
1.5317 |
0.04214 |
284 |
169 |
79 |
36 |
314 |
I heard the mob often goes after relatives, but this is ridiculous! |
1.5317 |
0.04094 |
284 |
165 |
87 |
32 |
315 |
I've got Darwin working on it. He has this theory.... |
1.5302 |
0.04218 |
281 |
167 |
79 |
35 |
316 |
We’re seeing a pattern evolving. |
1.5292 |
0.04076 |
274 |
157 |
89 |
28 |
317 |
Well, it seems this case has evolved. |
1.5292 |
0.04173 |
274 |
160 |
83 |
31 |
318 |
Have all his next of kin been notified? |
1.5279 |
0.04198 |
269 |
157 |
82 |
30 |
319 |
So, a fish, three primates, and a a guy named Joe walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one before. |
1.5277 |
0.04460 |
271 |
167 |
65 |
39 |
320 |
The real question is...how are these deaths linked? |
1.5273 |
0.04033 |
275 |
157 |
91 |
27 |
321 |
It's not so difficult as you may think. The first few are early life forms, no surprises there. But this last one is almost human. Still, 2 dimensional with no apparent spine, so when you reason it out, it must be Paul Ryan." |
1.5261 |
0.04681 |
268 |
172 |
51 |
45 |
322 |
Any idea exactly when this happened? |
1.5261 |
0.04243 |
268 |
158 |
79 |
31 |
323 |
This guy took his time. |
1.5261 |
0.04436 |
268 |
164 |
67 |
37 |
324 |
No skid marks or sign of braking. Round up the usual evangelicals. |
1.5261 |
0.04499 |
268 |
166 |
63 |
39 |
325 |
It's an evolving mystery. |
1.5261 |
0.04210 |
268 |
157 |
81 |
30 |
326 |
The cause of death appears to be natural selection. |
1.5245 |
0.04475 |
265 |
163 |
65 |
37 |
327 |
The witness said he just went ape. |
1.5238 |
0.04466 |
273 |
170 |
63 |
40 |
328 |
I have a theory. |
1.5229 |
0.04349 |
262 |
157 |
73 |
32 |
329 |
This was no accident: this was natural selection. |
1.5229 |
0.04349 |
262 |
157 |
73 |
32 |
330 |
You've done a good job tracing his past. |
1.5229 |
0.04282 |
262 |
155 |
77 |
30 |
331 |
The Creationists are going to say we planted this. |
1.5229 |
0.04143 |
262 |
151 |
85 |
26 |
332 |
It seemed a little fishy at first |
1.5214 |
0.04344 |
257 |
153 |
74 |
30 |
333 |
At this point, it's definitely more than a theory. |
1.5214 |
0.04237 |
257 |
150 |
80 |
27 |
334 |
OK, OK. But I still don’t believe in climate change. |
1.5214 |
0.04481 |
257 |
157 |
66 |
34 |
335 |
Time of death was between approximately 510,000,000 B.C. and 10 PM yesterday. |
1.5214 |
0.04582 |
257 |
160 |
60 |
37 |
336 |
Our forensics expert says it was done with chalk by a seven-year old. |
1.5214 |
0.04515 |
257 |
158 |
64 |
35 |
337 |
Reports suggest that it all started with a big bang. |
1.5212 |
0.04387 |
259 |
156 |
71 |
32 |
338 |
I need fingerprints, paw prints, and while you’re at it, fossil records. |
1.5202 |
0.04461 |
248 |
149 |
69 |
30 |
339 |
I presume the next step up will be a woman. |
1.5202 |
0.04710 |
248 |
156 |
55 |
37 |
340 |
Yes, but the crime of which century? |
1.5197 |
0.04382 |
254 |
152 |
72 |
30 |
341 |
I haven’t seen a case like this in eons. |
1.5197 |
0.04238 |
254 |
148 |
80 |
26 |
342 |
Looks like only that last one stood up for himself. |
1.5197 |
0.04274 |
254 |
149 |
78 |
27 |
343 |
The victim died between 24 hours ago and the Mesozoic. |
1.5197 |
0.03933 |
254 |
140 |
96 |
18 |
344 |
Let’s just say our investigation is still evolving |
1.5197 |
0.04274 |
254 |
149 |
78 |
27 |
345 |
Well, there’s no telling how this case will evolve. |
1.5197 |
0.04274 |
254 |
149 |
78 |
27 |
346 |
All we know about the victim is that he wasn't the fittest. |
1.5195 |
0.04392 |
256 |
154 |
71 |
31 |
347 |
Be sure to make note of the fact that we have an evolving crime scene. |
1.5184 |
0.04273 |
245 |
142 |
79 |
24 |
348 |
Canvass the neighborhood, and see if anyone heard a big bang. |
1.5179 |
0.04563 |
251 |
155 |
62 |
34 |
349 |
Something fishy about this case right from the beginning! |
1.5179 |
0.04457 |
251 |
152 |
68 |
31 |
350 |
How long ago did you say we got the call? |
1.5179 |
0.04385 |
251 |
150 |
72 |
29 |
351 |
Might be hard finding next of kin. |
1.5179 |
0.04312 |
251 |
148 |
76 |
27 |
352 |
Get Darwin on the phone. |
1.5179 |
0.04701 |
251 |
159 |
54 |
38 |
353 |
Evolutionary, dear Watson ... |
1.5179 |
0.04385 |
251 |
150 |
72 |
29 |
354 |
And he had come so far. |
1.5179 |
0.04493 |
251 |
153 |
66 |
32 |
355 |
So we’ve established that the killer likes to take his time... |
1.5179 |
0.04421 |
251 |
151 |
70 |
30 |
356 |
Time of death: post-Cambrian. |
1.5179 |
0.04493 |
251 |
153 |
66 |
32 |
357 |
Let’s put a tail on him. |
1.5179 |
0.04701 |
251 |
159 |
54 |
38 |
358 |
See if the victim had a fossil record. |
1.5179 |
0.04385 |
251 |
150 |
72 |
29 |
359 |
What we're dealing with here is a classic case of natural selection. |
1.5179 |
0.04275 |
251 |
147 |
78 |
26 |
360 |
Neighbors are saying they heard a 'big bang.' |
1.5179 |
0.04563 |
251 |
155 |
62 |
34 |
361 |
Classic Cookie Cutter Killer. |
1.5176 |
0.04543 |
255 |
158 |
62 |
35 |
362 |
Tell the Deputy they were killed in mostly cold blood. |
1.5175 |
0.04414 |
257 |
156 |
69 |
32 |
363 |
It's a tough one; we're missing a link or two. |
1.5160 |
0.04212 |
250 |
145 |
81 |
24 |
364 |
We can rule out Evangelicals. |
1.5144 |
0.04750 |
243 |
154 |
53 |
36 |
365 |
I'm compelled to ignore this evidence on religious grounds. |
1.5143 |
0.04390 |
245 |
146 |
72 |
27 |
366 |
It looks like last man standing, with no tail to tell. |
1.5142 |
0.04584 |
247 |
153 |
61 |
33 |
367 |
It looks like his past has finally caught up with him. |
1.5142 |
0.04512 |
247 |
151 |
65 |
31 |
368 |
Well we can rule out a creationist. |
1.5142 |
0.04691 |
247 |
156 |
55 |
36 |
369 |
Confirming time of death is going to be tough with this one. |
1.5124 |
0.04507 |
242 |
147 |
66 |
29 |
370 |
Round up all the usual Creationists. |
1.5124 |
0.04312 |
242 |
142 |
76 |
24 |
371 |
Tell the commissioner that my theory on this murder is still evolving. |
1.5124 |
0.04273 |
242 |
141 |
78 |
23 |
372 |
Not even the fittest survived |
1.5124 |
0.04620 |
242 |
150 |
60 |
32 |
373 |
At least we know the killer isn't a creationist. |
1.5123 |
0.04517 |
244 |
149 |
65 |
30 |
374 |
The witness said he heard a big bang. |
1.5105 |
0.04655 |
237 |
147 |
59 |
31 |
375 |
Now, there’s got to be something that links the victims ... |
1.5105 |
0.04617 |
237 |
146 |
61 |
30 |
376 |
I'm starting to think the victims were related. |
1.5105 |
0.04459 |
237 |
142 |
69 |
26 |
377 |
There's something fishy about the way this all started. |
1.5105 |
0.04617 |
237 |
146 |
61 |
30 |
378 |
If that fish had been "armed" this tragedy might never had happened. |
1.5091 |
0.04756 |
220 |
135 |
58 |
27 |
379 |
Get me a record of all their contacts between the Early Devonian and the Late Pleistocene. |
1.5085 |
0.04502 |
234 |
141 |
67 |
26 |
380 |
I just keep thinking we're missing a link in this case |
1.5085 |
0.04816 |
234 |
149 |
51 |
34 |
381 |
It appears that either the victim had four pets with him or he died very slowly. |
1.5085 |
0.04461 |
234 |
140 |
69 |
25 |
382 |
Round up all the usual atheists |
1.5085 |
0.04778 |
234 |
148 |
53 |
33 |
383 |
From the looks of it, the body has been here a while. |
1.5085 |
0.04542 |
234 |
142 |
65 |
27 |
384 |
Looks like the killer spent 500 million years planning this. |
1.5085 |
0.04778 |
234 |
148 |
53 |
33 |
385 |
Well, the good news is he won't strike again for a million years or so. |
1.5085 |
0.04542 |
234 |
142 |
65 |
27 |
386 |
It's just a theory. |
1.5085 |
0.04461 |
234 |
140 |
69 |
25 |
387 |
Well, you may see undeniable evidence of purposeful design, officer. But I see the random outcome of chance, happenstance, and fortuitous circumstance preserved by natural selection. |
1.5065 |
0.04708 |
231 |
144 |
57 |
30 |
388 |
I'm doubting it was an act of God. |
1.5044 |
0.04631 |
228 |
140 |
61 |
27 |
389 |
The victim, eventually, was a stand-up kinda guy. |
1.5044 |
0.04714 |
228 |
142 |
57 |
29 |
390 |
Looks like even the fittest didn't survive. |
1.5044 |
0.04795 |
228 |
144 |
53 |
31 |
391 |
It looks like they were all related. |
1.5044 |
0.04547 |
228 |
138 |
65 |
25 |
392 |
Kind of hard to pin down the exact time of death on this one. |
1.5044 |
0.04795 |
228 |
144 |
53 |
31 |
393 |
I want the amoeba brought in for questioning |
1.5044 |
0.04631 |
228 |
140 |
61 |
27 |
394 |
I wonder who will be next. |
1.5044 |
0.04547 |
228 |
138 |
65 |
25 |
395 |
So much for Survival of the Fittest. |
1.5043 |
0.04642 |
230 |
142 |
60 |
28 |
396 |
It's our oldest cold case. |
1.5043 |
0.04683 |
230 |
143 |
58 |
29 |
397 |
Ok officer, start from 'The beginning'... |
1.5043 |
0.04559 |
230 |
140 |
64 |
26 |
398 |
This didn't happen overnight, I reckon. |
1.5043 |
0.04763 |
230 |
145 |
54 |
31 |
399 |
The killer really took his time with this one. |
1.5043 |
0.04559 |
230 |
140 |
64 |
26 |
400 |
3.8 to 2.5 billion years, but we may be able to narrow it down after the coroner’s report. |
1.5043 |
0.04518 |
230 |
139 |
66 |
25 |
401 |
Our theory about the identity of the victim is still evolving. |
1.5022 |
0.04444 |
223 |
132 |
70 |
21 |
402 |
It took us 3.8 billion years, but I think we finally got our man. |
1.5022 |
0.04835 |
223 |
141 |
52 |
30 |
403 |
Well, at least we know where he came from. |
1.5022 |
0.04591 |
225 |
137 |
63 |
25 |
404 |
Clearly the evidence in this case is still evolving. |
1.5022 |
0.04504 |
225 |
135 |
67 |
23 |
405 |
Whaddaya think, cold-blooded killer? Or warm-blooded? |
1.5022 |
0.04677 |
225 |
139 |
59 |
27 |
406 |
Neighbor said he heard a big bang |
1.5000 |
0.04713 |
220 |
136 |
58 |
26 |
407 |
It looks like his past finally caught up with him. |
1.5000 |
0.04713 |
220 |
136 |
58 |
26 |
408 |
Man, talk about premeditation. |
1.5000 |
0.04886 |
220 |
140 |
50 |
30 |
409 |
Time of death? I’d say somewhere between two hours and two million years ago. |
1.5000 |
0.04579 |
220 |
133 |
64 |
23 |
410 |
I guess this kills my survival of the fittest theory. |
1.5000 |
0.04624 |
220 |
134 |
62 |
24 |
411 |
It’s a puzzler, officer. I just can’t seem to find the missing link. |
1.5000 |
0.04668 |
220 |
135 |
60 |
25 |
412 |
Is there any evidence connecting the victims? |
1.5000 |
0.04624 |
220 |
134 |
62 |
24 |
413 |
Are you saying the victims were related? |
1.5000 |
0.04756 |
220 |
137 |
56 |
27 |
414 |
Apparently, Betsy DeVos has an alibi. |
1.5000 |
0.04928 |
220 |
141 |
48 |
31 |
415 |
We should have nabbed this guy ages ago. |
1.5000 |
0.04624 |
220 |
134 |
62 |
24 |
416 |
The coroner puts the time of death somewhere between 4 o'clock this morning and 250 million years ago. |
1.5000 |
0.04800 |
220 |
138 |
54 |
28 |
417 |
I think there's still a missing link. |
1.5000 |
0.04668 |
220 |
135 |
60 |
25 |
418 |
We have a lot of next of kin notifying ahead of us. |
1.4977 |
0.04688 |
213 |
130 |
60 |
23 |
419 |
According to the President, this never happened. |
1.4977 |
0.04688 |
213 |
130 |
60 |
23 |
420 |
There must be a missing link in all of this. |
1.4954 |
0.04777 |
216 |
135 |
55 |
26 |
421 |
Even the fittest didn't survive this one. |
1.4953 |
0.04901 |
214 |
136 |
50 |
28 |
422 |
Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. |
1.4953 |
0.04704 |
212 |
130 |
59 |
23 |
423 |
But where do we go from here? |
1.4953 |
0.04752 |
212 |
131 |
57 |
24 |
424 |
We have five victims, ranging in age from 52 to 3.8 billion years old. |
1.4953 |
0.04936 |
212 |
135 |
49 |
28 |
425 |
Do we know the time of extinction? |
1.4953 |
0.04845 |
212 |
133 |
53 |
26 |
426 |
Time of death is some time between the Cretaceous and 4am |
1.4953 |
0.04891 |
212 |
134 |
51 |
27 |
427 |
Random? No, I believe this is the work of an intelligent design. |
1.4953 |
0.04752 |
212 |
131 |
57 |
24 |
428 |
Looks like the work of the Kansas Board of Education. |
1.4930 |
0.04928 |
215 |
138 |
48 |
29 |
429 |
One thing's for sure, it was premeditated. |
1.4930 |
0.04593 |
213 |
129 |
63 |
21 |
430 |
Evolutionary, Sgt. Watson. |
1.4930 |
0.04735 |
213 |
132 |
57 |
24 |
431 |
They won't believe this back in Tennessee. |
1.4929 |
0.04815 |
211 |
132 |
54 |
25 |
432 |
The killer's methods appear to be evolving. |
1.4929 |
0.04768 |
211 |
131 |
56 |
24 |
433 |
Offhand, I’d say the grudges go way back. |
1.4928 |
0.05036 |
209 |
135 |
45 |
29 |
434 |
I told you the case was still evolving. |
1.4928 |
0.04754 |
209 |
129 |
57 |
23 |
435 |
Looks like he couldn't escape his past. |
1.4928 |
0.04850 |
209 |
131 |
53 |
25 |
436 |
Like the chief always says, “Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.” |
1.4928 |
0.04990 |
209 |
134 |
47 |
28 |
437 |
I think we'd better check the statute of limitations on this one. |
1.4928 |
0.04556 |
209 |
125 |
65 |
19 |
438 |
So far it's just a theory. |
1.4928 |
0.04705 |
209 |
128 |
59 |
22 |
439 |
I'm thinking that these deaths did not all happen at the same time. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
440 |
Evolutionary, my dear Ms. Watson, evolutionary. |
1.4928 |
0.05081 |
209 |
136 |
43 |
30 |
441 |
So not only does he kill the guy, he kills his pet monkey, his smaller pet monkey, his dog, and his fish. |
1.4928 |
0.04944 |
209 |
133 |
49 |
27 |
442 |
Well, we know it didn't happen overnight. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
443 |
What we have here is a serial killer who is compelled to act every 50 to 100 million years. |
1.4928 |
0.04754 |
209 |
129 |
57 |
23 |
444 |
Apparently, the details of the crime are still evolving. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
445 |
Time of death is between 4am and 85 million years. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
446 |
Notifying the next of kin will be a real challenge. |
1.4928 |
0.04802 |
209 |
130 |
55 |
24 |
447 |
We know one thing, the perp selected his victims naturally. |
1.4928 |
0.04897 |
209 |
132 |
51 |
26 |
448 |
We'll never solve this in a million years. |
1.4928 |
0.04556 |
209 |
125 |
65 |
19 |
449 |
I understand, but here in Kansas it is against the law. |
1.4905 |
0.04832 |
210 |
132 |
53 |
25 |
450 |
I don't like where this is leading. |
1.4903 |
0.04654 |
206 |
125 |
61 |
20 |
451 |
It’s just a hunch, but I’d look for a Creationist. |
1.4903 |
0.04854 |
206 |
129 |
53 |
24 |
452 |
Call in Darwin. Maybe he has a theory. |
1.4903 |
0.04902 |
206 |
130 |
51 |
25 |
453 |
Obviously, this case is evolving. |
1.4878 |
0.04721 |
205 |
126 |
58 |
21 |
454 |
Tell the press that the case is evolving. |
1.4878 |
0.04721 |
205 |
126 |
58 |
21 |
455 |
We're working with the hypothesis that the victims are all related somehow, but its an evolving theory. |
1.4878 |
0.04514 |
205 |
122 |
66 |
17 |
456 |
4.5 billion years of this and it doesn't get any easier. |
1.4877 |
0.04806 |
203 |
126 |
55 |
22 |
457 |
Looks like the crime occurred sometime between the late Triassic Period and 11:30 pm last night. |
1.4877 |
0.05005 |
203 |
130 |
47 |
26 |
458 |
I'd say the killer has a long history. |
1.4877 |
0.04907 |
203 |
128 |
51 |
24 |
459 |
Coroner puts time of death anywhere from 3am to 20-million years ago. |
1.4877 |
0.05005 |
203 |
130 |
47 |
26 |
460 |
We think it all started with the little guy on the end. |
1.4876 |
0.04737 |
201 |
123 |
58 |
20 |
461 |
We're going to need a complete history on the victim, going back as far as you can. |
1.4876 |
0.05043 |
201 |
129 |
46 |
26 |
462 |
Ok. I think we should start at the beginning. |
1.4876 |
0.04841 |
201 |
125 |
54 |
22 |
463 |
One thing we know, whoever did this obviously took their time. |
1.4876 |
0.04737 |
201 |
123 |
58 |
20 |
464 |
Check Betsy DeVos's alibi. |
1.4876 |
0.05236 |
201 |
133 |
38 |
30 |
465 |
Evolutionary, Officer Watson. |
1.4876 |
0.04790 |
201 |
124 |
56 |
21 |
466 |
Bring in the Kansas State Board of Education for questioning. |
1.4876 |
0.04943 |
201 |
127 |
50 |
24 |
467 |
It's an evolving crime scene |
1.4874 |
0.04441 |
199 |
116 |
69 |
14 |
468 |
The first 48 million years are critical if we’re going to solve this thing. |
1.4848 |
0.05200 |
198 |
130 |
40 |
28 |
469 |
This case is evolving before our very eyes. |
1.4848 |
0.04570 |
198 |
118 |
64 |
16 |
470 |
Round up the usual anthropologists. |
1.4848 |
0.05100 |
198 |
128 |
44 |
26 |
471 |
We’re not expecting the next victim to turn up for a few million years. |
1.4848 |
0.05200 |
198 |
130 |
40 |
28 |
472 |
Officer Darwin, this is Texas. You’ll never get twelve jurors to agree with your theory. |
1.4848 |
0.05049 |
198 |
127 |
46 |
25 |
473 |
This case keeps evolving. |
1.4848 |
0.04842 |
198 |
123 |
54 |
21 |
474 |
They were last seen alive on the rear window of a minivan. |
1.4848 |
0.05100 |
198 |
128 |
44 |
26 |
475 |
This is one of our really cold cases. |
1.4848 |
0.05049 |
198 |
127 |
46 |
25 |
476 |
It looks like natural causes. |
1.4848 |
0.04895 |
198 |
124 |
52 |
22 |
477 |
Looks to me like the work of a counter-evolutionary. |
1.4848 |
0.04789 |
198 |
122 |
56 |
20 |
478 |
The situation continues to evolve. |
1.4840 |
0.04858 |
188 |
115 |
55 |
18 |
479 |
Geez, just when you get to walk erect... |
1.4840 |
0.05197 |
188 |
121 |
43 |
24 |
480 |
I knew something was fishy from the start. |
1.4824 |
0.04928 |
199 |
126 |
50 |
23 |
481 |
I think I know what happened, but it's just a theory. |
1.4822 |
0.04806 |
197 |
122 |
55 |
20 |
482 |
My instincts tell me there's a missing link to this crime. |
1.4822 |
0.04913 |
197 |
124 |
51 |
22 |
483 |
Bring in Darwin for questioning. |
1.4822 |
0.04697 |
197 |
120 |
59 |
18 |
484 |
Just a hunch, but they could be related. |
1.4822 |
0.04860 |
197 |
123 |
53 |
21 |
485 |
It's our longest-running cold case. |
1.4822 |
0.04806 |
197 |
122 |
55 |
20 |
486 |
"It appears this always was a bad intersection". |
1.4822 |
0.05119 |
197 |
128 |
43 |
26 |
487 |
In the big city you adapt, or you die. |
1.4822 |
0.04913 |
197 |
124 |
51 |
22 |
488 |
Looks like we have a rapidly evolving crime scene here |
1.4822 |
0.05017 |
197 |
126 |
47 |
24 |
489 |
It’s a mass murder of prehistoric proportions. |
1.4821 |
0.04787 |
195 |
120 |
56 |
19 |
490 |
What in creation happened here? |
1.4794 |
0.04968 |
194 |
123 |
49 |
22 |
491 |
Yeah, the scientists said it was only a matter of time.... |
1.4794 |
0.04748 |
194 |
119 |
57 |
18 |
492 |
Who's next is beyond me. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
493 |
Looks like a crime for the ages |
1.4794 |
0.04748 |
194 |
119 |
57 |
18 |
494 |
We have the DNA test results. It appears they're all related. |
1.4794 |
0.04968 |
194 |
123 |
49 |
22 |
495 |
I have a theory... but it's only a theory. |
1.4794 |
0.04748 |
194 |
119 |
57 |
18 |
496 |
So what happened to the tail? |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
497 |
We're going to need more than a theory. |
1.4794 |
0.05075 |
194 |
125 |
45 |
24 |
498 |
I will need a list of all their relatives |
1.4794 |
0.04692 |
194 |
118 |
59 |
17 |
499 |
Some days this job really puts life in perspective |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
500 |
I'm afraid the statute of limitations ran out on the first four eons ago. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
501 |
The neighbors reported a big bang. |
1.4794 |
0.05230 |
194 |
128 |
39 |
27 |
502 |
Our theory of the case is evolving. |
1.4794 |
0.04692 |
194 |
118 |
59 |
17 |
503 |
I'm telling you, sergeant, there's a missing link. |
1.4794 |
0.05022 |
194 |
124 |
47 |
23 |
504 |
Did you notice there is a missing link? |
1.4794 |
0.05022 |
194 |
124 |
47 |
23 |
505 |
You don't often come across a killer with that kind of patience. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
506 |
This looks like Darwin's work. |
1.4794 |
0.05022 |
194 |
124 |
47 |
23 |
507 |
Any theories? |
1.4794 |
0.05075 |
194 |
125 |
45 |
24 |
508 |
I think this crime goes back much further than we ever imagined. |
1.4794 |
0.04914 |
194 |
122 |
51 |
21 |
509 |
Too soon to tell Sargent, we'll have to see how this evolves. |
1.4794 |
0.04692 |
194 |
118 |
59 |
17 |
510 |
When these guys go after your family, they really mean it. |
1.4794 |
0.04859 |
194 |
121 |
53 |
20 |
511 |
I thought evolution was only a crime in the "Bible Belt." |
1.4794 |
0.04968 |
194 |
123 |
49 |
22 |
512 |
According to Gallup, 38% of the people aren’t going to believe this. |
1.4794 |
0.05075 |
194 |
125 |
45 |
24 |
513 |
We’re having difficulty reaching the next of kin. |
1.4794 |
0.04914 |
194 |
122 |
51 |
21 |
514 |
We have all the evidence, but there seems to be a missing link. |
1.4794 |
0.04914 |
194 |
122 |
51 |
21 |
515 |
Takes me back to a case I solved at the old La Brea tar pit. |
1.4794 |
0.04748 |
194 |
119 |
57 |
18 |
516 |
We're not talking murder here, we're talking extinction. |
1.4794 |
0.04748 |
194 |
119 |
57 |
18 |
517 |
Round up the usual suspects by family, species, Genus, and phylum. |
1.4792 |
0.04896 |
192 |
120 |
52 |
20 |
518 |
It's the oldest story in the book. |
1.4789 |
0.04762 |
190 |
116 |
57 |
17 |
519 |
Perhaps it's time to address our slow response to homicide scenes. |
1.4789 |
0.05155 |
190 |
123 |
43 |
24 |
520 |
Get me Ancestry.com |
1.4789 |
0.04990 |
190 |
120 |
49 |
21 |
521 |
Get right on it. Contacting next of kin could take a million years. |
1.4789 |
0.04934 |
190 |
119 |
51 |
20 |
522 |
We suspect Intelligent Design. |
1.4789 |
0.04703 |
190 |
115 |
59 |
16 |
523 |
They're linked, but I'm missing something. |
1.4787 |
0.05029 |
188 |
119 |
48 |
21 |
524 |
No information yet. The case is still evolving. |
1.4769 |
0.05002 |
195 |
125 |
47 |
23 |
525 |
See if you can find Flintstone; he might know something. |
1.4762 |
0.04952 |
189 |
119 |
50 |
20 |
526 |
I wish we knew where this case was going. |
1.4759 |
0.04933 |
187 |
117 |
51 |
19 |
527 |
Keep that cordon up; this is an evolving crime scene. |
1.4759 |
0.05216 |
187 |
122 |
41 |
24 |
528 |
There's a missing link somewhere... |
1.4759 |
0.05048 |
187 |
119 |
47 |
21 |
529 |
We better act fast - the killer's evolving. |
1.4759 |
0.05048 |
187 |
119 |
47 |
21 |
530 |
Well, at least we know where he came from. |
1.4759 |
0.04874 |
187 |
116 |
53 |
18 |
531 |
Didn’t I tell you to put a tail on him? |
1.4759 |
0.05105 |
187 |
120 |
45 |
22 |
532 |
Definitely the work of our guy. Same place, same M.O. Every 28 million years, just like clockwork. |
1.4759 |
0.05379 |
187 |
125 |
35 |
27 |
533 |
We suspect that death occurred somewhere between 5 million years ago, and earlier this afternoon. |
1.4759 |
0.05048 |
187 |
119 |
47 |
21 |
534 |
...and all apparently related. |
1.4759 |
0.04991 |
187 |
118 |
49 |
20 |
535 |
It looks like the victims were naturally selected. |
1.4759 |
0.04991 |
187 |
118 |
49 |
20 |
536 |
I see what you meant when you said this was a really cold case. |
1.4759 |
0.04933 |
187 |
117 |
51 |
19 |
537 |
All we need to solve this case is the Missing Link. |
1.4759 |
0.04933 |
187 |
117 |
51 |
19 |
538 |
We’re looking for someone with a lot of priors. |
1.4759 |
0.04874 |
187 |
116 |
53 |
18 |
539 |
Professional hit, it's gotta be the Fundamentalists. |
1.4759 |
0.05325 |
187 |
124 |
37 |
26 |
540 |
Sure, it might be a temporal anomaly, but then again it might just have been bad luck for a guy with some weird pets. |
1.4756 |
0.05293 |
164 |
103 |
44 |
17 |
541 |
We may have waited a bit too long to move the body. |
1.4754 |
0.04638 |
183 |
109 |
61 |
13 |
542 |
Officer, it’s clear that this case is evolving. |
1.4734 |
0.04796 |
188 |
116 |
55 |
17 |
543 |
We think it's natural causes. |
1.4734 |
0.05028 |
188 |
120 |
47 |
21 |
544 |
That escalated quickly. |
1.4731 |
0.05125 |
186 |
120 |
44 |
22 |
545 |
Shame to lose your extended family like that. |
1.4728 |
0.05050 |
184 |
117 |
47 |
20 |
546 |
Talk about a guy's past coming back to haunt him. |
1.4728 |
0.04931 |
184 |
115 |
51 |
18 |
547 |
No conclusions yet. The evidence is still evolving. |
1.4728 |
0.04747 |
184 |
112 |
57 |
15 |
548 |
The evidence says that victims are related, but it's still just a theory. |
1.4728 |
0.05050 |
184 |
117 |
47 |
20 |
549 |
Apparently they were shot with an evolver |
1.4728 |
0.05166 |
184 |
119 |
43 |
22 |
550 |
There's a missing link in this case. |
1.4728 |
0.04931 |
184 |
115 |
51 |
18 |
551 |
Really makes ya think--'what are we becoming?' |
1.4728 |
0.05108 |
184 |
118 |
45 |
21 |
552 |
Do you suppose there is any relationship between the victims? |
1.4728 |
0.04870 |
184 |
114 |
53 |
17 |
553 |
This may take some digging. |
1.4728 |
0.04931 |
184 |
115 |
51 |
18 |
554 |
This was a professional hit. Even the fittest didn't survive. |
1.4728 |
0.05280 |
184 |
121 |
39 |
24 |
555 |
Sick bastard got whole family tree. |
1.4725 |
0.05208 |
182 |
118 |
42 |
22 |
556 |
Well, it's obvious he's wasn't the fittest. |
1.4725 |
0.05150 |
182 |
117 |
44 |
21 |
557 |
First, they heard a big bang. |
1.4725 |
0.05266 |
182 |
119 |
40 |
23 |
558 |
Looks like he used an evolver. |
1.4725 |
0.05266 |
182 |
119 |
40 |
23 |
559 |
I thinks it’s pretty clear detective - the next victim will be a woman. |
1.4725 |
0.05380 |
182 |
121 |
36 |
25 |
560 |
Any other theories? |
1.4725 |
0.04846 |
182 |
112 |
54 |
16 |
561 |
My guess? Natural causes. |
1.4725 |
0.05030 |
182 |
115 |
48 |
19 |
562 |
I guess the fittest don't always survive. |
1.4725 |
0.04654 |
182 |
109 |
60 |
13 |
563 |
Well, officer, I have a theory... |
1.4725 |
0.04522 |
182 |
107 |
64 |
11 |
564 |
Intelligent design, my ass. |
1.4725 |
0.05208 |
182 |
118 |
42 |
22 |
565 |
We can conclude that the perpetrator is not an evangelical Christian. |
1.4709 |
0.05173 |
189 |
124 |
41 |
24 |
566 |
Apparently someone reported hearing a Big Bang. |
1.4693 |
0.05091 |
179 |
114 |
46 |
19 |
567 |
If we don't solve this case in the next 48 million years, we never will. |
1.4693 |
0.05213 |
179 |
116 |
42 |
21 |
568 |
I've determined that the victims were not randomly selected. |
1.4693 |
0.04838 |
179 |
110 |
54 |
15 |
569 |
Bring Darwin in for questioning. |
1.4693 |
0.05273 |
179 |
117 |
40 |
22 |
570 |
Looks like a case of arrested development. |
1.4693 |
0.04966 |
179 |
112 |
50 |
17 |
571 |
How do we know they're related? |
1.4693 |
0.05091 |
179 |
114 |
46 |
19 |
572 |
Were any of the victims related? |
1.4693 |
0.04773 |
179 |
109 |
56 |
14 |
573 |
The coroner says they were all related. |
1.4693 |
0.05091 |
179 |
114 |
46 |
19 |
574 |
This will be an interesting lineup. |
1.4693 |
0.04571 |
179 |
106 |
62 |
11 |
575 |
Can we at least agree the victims were related? |
1.4689 |
0.05133 |
177 |
113 |
45 |
19 |
576 |
My theory is that these victims were related. |
1.4689 |
0.04942 |
177 |
110 |
51 |
16 |
577 |
I think we can rule out intelligent design. |
1.4689 |
0.05317 |
177 |
116 |
39 |
22 |
578 |
I'm still not convinced. |
1.4689 |
0.04942 |
177 |
110 |
51 |
16 |
579 |
We've got a few leads, but the evidence is still evolving. |
1.4689 |
0.05070 |
177 |
112 |
47 |
18 |
580 |
Clearly, this was a crime of epoch proportions. |
1.4689 |
0.04876 |
177 |
109 |
53 |
15 |
581 |
We live in a Republican State. You tell me how we're going to explain this in court. |
1.4689 |
0.05070 |
177 |
112 |
47 |
18 |
582 |
It all happened so fast. |
1.4689 |
0.04876 |
177 |
109 |
53 |
15 |
583 |
It looks like somebody drew their own conclusion! |
1.4689 |
0.05006 |
177 |
111 |
49 |
17 |
584 |
I agree inspector. It looks like his past finally caught up with him. |
1.4689 |
0.05133 |
177 |
113 |
45 |
19 |
585 |
The facts in this case seem to be slowly evolving. |
1.4686 |
0.04848 |
175 |
107 |
54 |
14 |
586 |
The witnesses say it all started with a big bang. |
1.4655 |
0.05260 |
174 |
113 |
41 |
20 |
587 |
Well, the evidence is clear... I’m just not sure they’ll believe it. |
1.4655 |
0.05132 |
174 |
111 |
45 |
18 |
588 |
It’s his past catching up with him. |
1.4655 |
0.05197 |
174 |
112 |
43 |
19 |
589 |
time of death is going to be tricky |
1.4655 |
0.05323 |
174 |
114 |
39 |
21 |
590 |
Maybe we should bring in the asteroid for questioning again. |
1.4655 |
0.05385 |
174 |
115 |
37 |
22 |
591 |
The boys at Fish and Game got the call first, but they called in homicide when the case evolved. |
1.4655 |
0.05446 |
174 |
116 |
35 |
23 |
592 |
It's a long story. |
1.4655 |
0.05132 |
174 |
111 |
45 |
18 |
593 |
Well, let's round up the usual creationists. |
1.4655 |
0.05385 |
174 |
115 |
37 |
22 |
594 |
This case is evolving as we speak |
1.4655 |
0.05197 |
174 |
112 |
43 |
19 |
595 |
Call it a hunch, but my gut tells me that whoever is behind this has been planning it for a long time. |
1.4655 |
0.04934 |
174 |
108 |
51 |
15 |
596 |
I'm not looking forward to another monkey trial. |
1.4655 |
0.05197 |
174 |
112 |
43 |
19 |
597 |
It was made to look like natural selection. |
1.4624 |
0.04885 |
173 |
107 |
52 |
14 |
598 |
There's a missing link here and I'm gonna find it. |
1.4624 |
0.05021 |
173 |
109 |
48 |
16 |
599 |
Darwin if we do. Darwin if we don't. |
1.4624 |
0.05469 |
173 |
116 |
34 |
23 |
600 |
Interesting theory, but the evidence seems sketchy. |
1.4624 |
0.05282 |
173 |
113 |
40 |
20 |
601 |
Tell Dougie to turn over his chalk. I'm putting his smart ass on administrative leave. |
1.4623 |
0.07115 |
106 |
72 |
19 |
15 |
602 |
Our case is still evolving. |
1.4620 |
0.04994 |
171 |
107 |
49 |
15 |
603 |
Damn it, Carol. No matter how this case evolves, he's always three species ahead of us. |
1.4620 |
0.05262 |
171 |
111 |
41 |
19 |
604 |
This stuff really tests my faith. |
1.4620 |
0.05062 |
171 |
108 |
47 |
16 |
605 |
You do have wonder who's next. |
1.4620 |
0.05392 |
171 |
113 |
37 |
21 |
606 |
I think these crimes may be related. |
1.4620 |
0.04711 |
171 |
103 |
57 |
11 |
607 |
Very suspicious -- everyone knows that evolution goes from left to right. |
1.4620 |
0.05130 |
171 |
109 |
45 |
17 |
608 |
My god, the animal cracker killer has struck again! |
1.4615 |
0.05439 |
169 |
112 |
36 |
21 |
609 |
What in creation do you think happened? |
1.4615 |
0.05036 |
169 |
106 |
48 |
15 |
610 |
There's evidence that he was on the run from his past. |
1.4615 |
0.05174 |
169 |
108 |
44 |
17 |
611 |
Get me Inspector Darwin. |
1.4615 |
0.05241 |
169 |
109 |
42 |
18 |
612 |
Yup. Shot by an evolver. |
1.4615 |
0.05374 |
169 |
111 |
38 |
20 |
613 |
This grudge goes way back. |
1.4615 |
0.05374 |
169 |
111 |
38 |
20 |
614 |
Round up the primordial suspects. |
1.4615 |
0.05241 |
169 |
109 |
42 |
18 |
615 |
I don't know? I'm missing a link here somewhere |
1.4615 |
0.05439 |
169 |
112 |
36 |
21 |
616 |
Based on what I see here, it's unlikely we will find a sixth victim. |
1.4615 |
0.05036 |
169 |
106 |
48 |
15 |
617 |
I just don't see a connection |
1.4615 |
0.04894 |
169 |
104 |
52 |
13 |
618 |
I'd say that puts the time of death around 5-8 million years ago. |
1.4615 |
0.05105 |
169 |
107 |
46 |
16 |
619 |
The coroner placed the time of death somewhere between 400 million years ago and 4 hours. |
1.4615 |
0.05754 |
169 |
117 |
26 |
26 |
620 |
It seems the facts of the case are evolving |
1.4615 |
0.04894 |
169 |
104 |
52 |
13 |
621 |
We can rule out the “creationists “ as suspects in the case. |
1.4615 |
0.05105 |
169 |
107 |
46 |
16 |
622 |
His name was John Dough. He was from a long line of cookie cutters. |
1.4611 |
0.05078 |
167 |
105 |
47 |
15 |
623 |
Just the facts, ma'am. No theories. |
1.4611 |
0.04934 |
167 |
103 |
51 |
13 |
624 |
It looks like the killer took his time. |
1.4593 |
0.04834 |
172 |
106 |
53 |
13 |
625 |
A good case---the evidence is evolving. |
1.4593 |
0.04972 |
172 |
108 |
49 |
15 |
626 |
It's a theory, Sargeant. But we need facts. |
1.4588 |
0.05082 |
170 |
108 |
46 |
16 |
627 |
These victims appear to have been naturally selected. |
1.4588 |
0.05082 |
170 |
108 |
46 |
16 |
628 |
Detective Darwin, do you have a theory on this? |
1.4588 |
0.05013 |
170 |
107 |
48 |
15 |
629 |
It's Kansas, kid. This never happened. |
1.4588 |
0.05541 |
170 |
115 |
32 |
23 |
630 |
Yes, it would appear that the killer selected his victims naturally. |
1.4578 |
0.05170 |
166 |
106 |
44 |
16 |
631 |
'At least we know how he got here.' |
1.4578 |
0.05445 |
166 |
110 |
36 |
20 |
632 |
An evolving crime scene |
1.4578 |
0.04879 |
166 |
102 |
52 |
12 |
633 |
The witness said he heard a big bang. |
1.4578 |
0.05377 |
166 |
109 |
38 |
19 |
634 |
Time of death? |
1.4578 |
0.05377 |
166 |
109 |
38 |
19 |
635 |
It really is a shame--he had come so far. |
1.4578 |
0.05099 |
166 |
105 |
46 |
15 |
636 |
So, which one did you say reminds you of your husband? |
1.4578 |
0.05309 |
166 |
108 |
40 |
18 |
637 |
Looks like they were tailing him for a long time. |
1.4578 |
0.05240 |
166 |
107 |
42 |
17 |
638 |
Looking back, he should have seen this coming! |
1.4578 |
0.05170 |
166 |
106 |
44 |
16 |
639 |
Lets question the Creationists first. |
1.4578 |
0.05027 |
166 |
104 |
48 |
14 |
640 |
The case would be closed if we could just find that missing link. |
1.4578 |
0.05309 |
166 |
108 |
40 |
18 |
641 |
Well, this case is evolving. |
1.4578 |
0.04953 |
166 |
103 |
50 |
13 |
642 |
I'll bet it's just ad for Ancestory.com |
1.4578 |
0.05445 |
166 |
110 |
36 |
20 |
643 |
Any theories, detective? |
1.4578 |
0.05099 |
166 |
105 |
46 |
15 |
644 |
Time of death? Between 12 hours and 3.7 billion years... more or less. |
1.4578 |
0.05577 |
166 |
112 |
32 |
22 |
645 |
I don't like the way this case is evolving |
1.4578 |
0.04407 |
166 |
96 |
64 |
6 |
646 |
We think the crime took place over a period of time. |
1.4578 |
0.05027 |
166 |
104 |
48 |
14 |
647 |
Round up the usual species. |
1.4573 |
0.05215 |
164 |
105 |
43 |
16 |
648 |
Better get the tracking dogs. There still may be ascent of man... |
1.4573 |
0.05357 |
164 |
107 |
39 |
18 |
649 |
I suggest we put these on the back window of every SUV in the country and see if that produces any leads. |
1.4551 |
0.05004 |
167 |
105 |
48 |
14 |
650 |
Yeah our chalk guy is on some shit |
1.4545 |
0.05331 |
165 |
108 |
39 |
18 |
651 |
Evolutionary Officer Watson, evolutionary. |
1.4545 |
0.05468 |
165 |
110 |
35 |
20 |
652 |
As a Creationist, I find these victims to be completely unrelated. |
1.4545 |
0.05535 |
165 |
111 |
33 |
21 |
653 |
It appears that his past finally did catch up to him. |
1.4545 |
0.05261 |
165 |
107 |
41 |
17 |
654 |
We do know that the victims were distantly related. |
1.4545 |
0.05046 |
165 |
104 |
47 |
14 |
655 |
Put a tail on that one. |
1.4540 |
0.05449 |
163 |
108 |
36 |
19 |
656 |
No leads yet, but I've got a theory. |
1.4540 |
0.05015 |
163 |
102 |
48 |
13 |
657 |
Don’t be fooled. It’s a Banksy. |
1.4540 |
0.05236 |
163 |
105 |
42 |
16 |
658 |
Well, it seems pretty clear to me that his next victim is going to be A.I. |
1.4540 |
0.05236 |
163 |
105 |
42 |
16 |
659 |
Yes, but it’s still just a theory. |
1.4540 |
0.05015 |
163 |
102 |
48 |
13 |
660 |
Well, I think it's more than a theory at this point |
1.4540 |
0.05308 |
163 |
106 |
40 |
17 |
661 |
There’s a missing a link here. |
1.4540 |
0.05236 |
163 |
105 |
42 |
16 |
662 |
Looks like the little guy started it. |
1.4540 |
0.05236 |
163 |
105 |
42 |
16 |
663 |
Al was an upright guy but he ran with some real lowlifes. |
1.4534 |
0.05356 |
161 |
105 |
39 |
17 |
664 |
The answer is evolutionary my dear Watson. |
1.4534 |
0.05209 |
161 |
103 |
43 |
15 |
665 |
Get Darwin. See what his theory is. |
1.4534 |
0.05569 |
161 |
108 |
33 |
20 |
666 |
This means it’s not just a theory anymore. |
1.4534 |
0.04741 |
161 |
97 |
55 |
9 |
667 |
Sergeant, it appears that this case is evolving. |
1.4534 |
0.05283 |
161 |
104 |
41 |
16 |
668 |
At this point Sir, the only thing we know is the victim was not a creationist |
1.4534 |
0.05356 |
161 |
105 |
39 |
17 |
669 |
I think the fish is a red herring |
1.4534 |
0.05283 |
161 |
104 |
41 |
16 |
670 |
The religious right doesn't want this to get out. |
1.4534 |
0.05569 |
161 |
108 |
33 |
20 |
671 |
Round up the creationists. |
1.4534 |
0.05428 |
161 |
106 |
37 |
18 |
672 |
This may look like an easy case, but I think there's a missing link. |
1.4534 |
0.05356 |
161 |
105 |
39 |
17 |
673 |
They preserved the evidence but there’s still no proof. |
1.4534 |
0.05058 |
161 |
101 |
47 |
13 |
674 |
I have a theory on this... |
1.4534 |
0.04981 |
161 |
100 |
49 |
12 |
675 |
This looks like an evolving crime scene. |
1.4528 |
0.05023 |
159 |
99 |
48 |
12 |
676 |
It's my firm belief these deaths are related. |
1.4518 |
0.04876 |
166 |
103 |
51 |
12 |
677 |
Don't be silly. The victims obviously have no connection to each other. |
1.4500 |
0.05305 |
160 |
104 |
40 |
16 |
678 |
Officer Darwin, does this selection seem natural to you? |
1.4500 |
0.05594 |
160 |
108 |
32 |
20 |
679 |
If I could just find the missing link. |
1.4500 |
0.05594 |
160 |
108 |
32 |
20 |
680 |
It's evolutionary officer Watson. |
1.4500 |
0.05523 |
160 |
107 |
34 |
19 |
681 |
His choice of victims was a natural selection. |
1.4500 |
0.05078 |
160 |
101 |
46 |
13 |
682 |
We have to stop this before it evolves into something more serious. |
1.4500 |
0.05305 |
160 |
104 |
40 |
16 |
683 |
We’ve got to move fast, Sir, the case appears to be evolving quickly! |
1.4500 |
0.05305 |
160 |
104 |
40 |
16 |
684 |
Looks like each victim was somehow related. |
1.4500 |
0.05155 |
160 |
102 |
44 |
14 |
685 |
So far all we have is a theory. |
1.4500 |
0.05523 |
160 |
107 |
34 |
19 |
686 |
We think they're related but there's a missing link somewhere |
1.4500 |
0.05664 |
160 |
109 |
30 |
21 |
687 |
Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. |
1.4494 |
0.05278 |
158 |
102 |
41 |
15 |
688 |
Round up the creationists in the neighborhood. |
1.4494 |
0.05502 |
158 |
105 |
35 |
18 |
689 |
The evidence is still evolving but we're sure the victims were all related. |
1.4494 |
0.04963 |
158 |
98 |
49 |
11 |
690 |
We've got a 95% DNA match. |
1.4494 |
0.04798 |
158 |
96 |
53 |
9 |
691 |
We're close to solving the crime, but I keep feeling there's a missing link. |
1.4494 |
0.05043 |
158 |
99 |
47 |
12 |
692 |
VERY FUNNY !! Now where’s the Cold Case comedian ? |
1.4494 |
0.05647 |
158 |
107 |
31 |
20 |
693 |
Those evangelicals weren't kidding when they declared war on evolution. |
1.4494 |
0.05502 |
158 |
105 |
35 |
18 |
694 |
They were selected, all right. But it sure wasn't natural. |
1.4494 |
0.05502 |
158 |
105 |
35 |
18 |
695 |
Obviously, an evolutionary dead end. |
1.4494 |
0.05123 |
158 |
100 |
45 |
13 |
696 |
Hmm, better check the statute of limitations on this one. |
1.4494 |
0.04881 |
158 |
97 |
51 |
10 |
697 |
Round up the usual suspects - scientists, atheists, and other freethinkers. |
1.4494 |
0.05502 |
158 |
105 |
35 |
18 |
698 |
There's a missing link. |
1.4494 |
0.05428 |
158 |
104 |
37 |
17 |
699 |
This is why we don't hire chalk outliners from The New Yorker. |
1.4494 |
0.05857 |
158 |
110 |
25 |
23 |
700 |
Let's start with the creationists. |
1.4494 |
0.05502 |
158 |
105 |
35 |
18 |
701 |
If only we could find the missing link. |
1.4494 |
0.05428 |
158 |
104 |
37 |
17 |
702 |
And we’re sure there’s nothing linking them? |
1.4487 |
0.05479 |
156 |
103 |
36 |
17 |
703 |
This is a crime for the ages |
1.4487 |
0.04922 |
156 |
96 |
50 |
10 |
704 |
Well sir, it’s a really long story... |
1.4487 |
0.05403 |
156 |
102 |
38 |
16 |
705 |
The evidence may stand up in court—but it’ll never make it past the Louisiana school board. |
1.4487 |
0.05403 |
156 |
102 |
38 |
16 |
706 |
I'm afraid the next victim is going to be a woman. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
707 |
So, we are looking for a serial killer who is approximately four hundred million years old. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
708 |
This was no random crime. Naturally, selection played a role. |
1.4487 |
0.05479 |
156 |
103 |
36 |
17 |
709 |
We have a match on the gun. It’s a .32 evolver. |
1.4487 |
0.05479 |
156 |
103 |
36 |
17 |
710 |
It's either Banksy or Darwin. Bring them both in for questioning. |
1.4487 |
0.05248 |
156 |
100 |
42 |
14 |
711 |
'Evolutionary, dear Watson. Evolutionary.' |
1.4487 |
0.05479 |
156 |
103 |
36 |
17 |
712 |
Looks like we have a serial Darwinist on our hands. |
1.4487 |
0.05403 |
156 |
102 |
38 |
16 |
713 |
I can't help but feel there is a missing link. |
1.4487 |
0.05479 |
156 |
103 |
36 |
17 |
714 |
Apparently, that's as far as they got. |
1.4487 |
0.05168 |
156 |
99 |
44 |
13 |
715 |
Whoever did this has clearly been planning it for billions of years. |
1.4487 |
0.05088 |
156 |
98 |
46 |
12 |
716 |
Well, this case is evolving quickly. |
1.4487 |
0.05403 |
156 |
102 |
38 |
16 |
717 |
It's a crime of genus-cide. |
1.4487 |
0.05326 |
156 |
101 |
40 |
15 |
718 |
They were killed in cold blood... except this last one. |
1.4487 |
0.05168 |
156 |
99 |
44 |
13 |
719 |
And get O'Grady to concentrate on finding that missing link. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
720 |
We have to find the missing link. |
1.4487 |
0.05006 |
156 |
97 |
48 |
11 |
721 |
The victims were chosen by natural selection |
1.4487 |
0.05168 |
156 |
99 |
44 |
13 |
722 |
It's got that Darwin guy's fingerprints all over it. |
1.4487 |
0.05006 |
156 |
97 |
48 |
11 |
723 |
Tell the press it’s an evolving story. |
1.4487 |
0.05168 |
156 |
99 |
44 |
13 |
724 |
Right now, it's just a theory. |
1.4487 |
0.05168 |
156 |
99 |
44 |
13 |
725 |
At this point it's just a theory. |
1.4487 |
0.05088 |
156 |
98 |
46 |
12 |
726 |
Right now, it's just a theory. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
727 |
The killer is selective, naturally. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
728 |
We've narrowed down the time of death to sometime between the late Cambrian and early Pleistocene periods. |
1.4487 |
0.05628 |
156 |
105 |
32 |
19 |
729 |
When you round up suspects, rule out Creationists. |
1.4472 |
0.05130 |
161 |
103 |
44 |
14 |
730 |
looks like the work of a serial creationist |
1.4459 |
0.05376 |
157 |
103 |
38 |
16 |
731 |
We need to act fast, his MO is evolving. |
1.4459 |
0.04815 |
157 |
96 |
52 |
9 |
732 |
This killer’s pattern is starting to evolve. |
1.4452 |
0.05108 |
155 |
98 |
45 |
12 |
733 |
We're going to need more chalk if this case keeps evolving. |
1.4444 |
0.05318 |
153 |
99 |
40 |
14 |
734 |
Just say” The investigation is evolving “ |
1.4437 |
0.04940 |
151 |
93 |
49 |
9 |
735 |
I see you are still working the cold cases. |
1.4437 |
0.05201 |
151 |
96 |
43 |
12 |
736 |
Kind of reminds me of the back window on my wife's SUV. |
1.4437 |
0.05609 |
151 |
101 |
33 |
17 |
737 |
At least we can rule out the Mormons. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
738 |
It's just my gut instinct, let's not call it a theory yet. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
739 |
talk about a slow death |
1.4437 |
0.05285 |
151 |
97 |
41 |
13 |
740 |
This case has been evolving right from the start. |
1.4437 |
0.05609 |
151 |
101 |
33 |
17 |
741 |
He went about as far as he could go. |
1.4437 |
0.04940 |
151 |
93 |
49 |
9 |
742 |
It's the crime of the centuries. |
1.4437 |
0.05285 |
151 |
97 |
41 |
13 |
743 |
Looks like he was probably lying there for a while |
1.4437 |
0.05841 |
151 |
104 |
27 |
20 |
744 |
The evidence suggests that this case is still evolving. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
745 |
Our only witness was a nun, but she claims she didn't see anything. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
746 |
Put out an APB for the missing link. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
747 |
The victims appear to have been selected naturally. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
748 |
Hmm. More victims of the Paleo Diet. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
749 |
It's just a theory. |
1.4437 |
0.05285 |
151 |
97 |
41 |
13 |
750 |
There are conflicting theories concerning the relationship of the victims. |
1.4437 |
0.05368 |
151 |
98 |
39 |
14 |
751 |
It seems all my favorite childhood snacks committed this crime. |
1.4437 |
0.05688 |
151 |
102 |
31 |
18 |
752 |
Got any theories? |
1.4437 |
0.05201 |
151 |
96 |
43 |
12 |
753 |
Something's not adding up. There's a missing link. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
754 |
I guess evolution is dead. Now what? |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
755 |
We can rule out your evangelical husband. |
1.4437 |
0.05688 |
151 |
102 |
31 |
18 |
756 |
Yeah I get it, but where is the missing link? |
1.4437 |
0.04758 |
151 |
91 |
53 |
7 |
757 |
Time of death was somewhere between 10:15 and 3 million BC. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
758 |
Truly a crime for the ages. |
1.4437 |
0.05450 |
151 |
99 |
37 |
15 |
759 |
Tell the press that it’s still an evolving case. |
1.4437 |
0.05116 |
151 |
95 |
45 |
11 |
760 |
There is overwhelming evidence, but it’s still just a theory. |
1.4437 |
0.05285 |
151 |
97 |
41 |
13 |
761 |
He had 185 million priors. |
1.4437 |
0.05530 |
151 |
100 |
35 |
16 |
762 |
I’ve never seen a crime evolve so quickly. |
1.4422 |
0.05120 |
147 |
92 |
45 |
10 |
763 |
This case is evolving right before our eyes.. |
1.4400 |
0.05391 |
150 |
98 |
38 |
14 |
764 |
So much for survival of the fittest, eh Morgan?! |
1.4400 |
0.05223 |
150 |
96 |
42 |
12 |
765 |
Any way to bury this and pretend it never happened? |
1.4392 |
0.05527 |
148 |
98 |
35 |
15 |
766 |
Let's hope it all ends here. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
767 |
This is going to be a hard one if we get a creationist jury. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
768 |
Maybe we shouldn't stand here... |
1.4392 |
0.05850 |
148 |
102 |
27 |
19 |
769 |
This is leading somewhere. |
1.4392 |
0.05003 |
148 |
92 |
47 |
9 |
770 |
Hmmm...this case is evolving before our eyes. |
1.4392 |
0.05358 |
148 |
96 |
39 |
13 |
771 |
Let’s just wait and see how this case evolves. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
772 |
First thing we need to do is establish a timeline. |
1.4392 |
0.05771 |
148 |
101 |
29 |
18 |
773 |
Round up the usual theories. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
774 |
We’ve reason to believe the deceased may be related. |
1.4392 |
0.05527 |
148 |
98 |
35 |
15 |
775 |
Sir, we've run into a bit of trouble locating the next of kin. |
1.4392 |
0.05358 |
148 |
96 |
39 |
13 |
776 |
It appears this case is still evolving. |
1.4392 |
0.05358 |
148 |
96 |
39 |
13 |
777 |
I think he was shot with an evolver. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
778 |
I don’t know exactly what happened but I have a theory... |
1.4392 |
0.05609 |
148 |
99 |
33 |
16 |
779 |
This appears to be a constantly evolving case. |
1.4392 |
0.05094 |
148 |
93 |
45 |
10 |
780 |
Find out if anyone heard a big bang. |
1.4392 |
0.05771 |
148 |
101 |
29 |
18 |
781 |
I'd put time of death anywhere between midnight Friday and the Cretaceous Period. |
1.4392 |
0.05850 |
148 |
102 |
27 |
19 |
782 |
Word on the street say's he was a stand up guy. |
1.4392 |
0.05527 |
148 |
98 |
35 |
15 |
783 |
One thing is clear, the killer lacked an intelligent design. |
1.4392 |
0.05183 |
148 |
94 |
43 |
11 |
784 |
Darwin’s fingerprints are all over this. |
1.4392 |
0.05358 |
148 |
96 |
39 |
13 |
785 |
Drain the swamp seemed like a good idea at the time |
1.4392 |
0.05271 |
148 |
95 |
41 |
12 |
786 |
This case is finally starting to get some legs |
1.4392 |
0.05609 |
148 |
99 |
33 |
16 |
787 |
Well, we can rule out Adam as a suspect. |
1.4392 |
0.05691 |
148 |
100 |
31 |
17 |
788 |
I have a hunch the victims were related. |
1.4392 |
0.05094 |
148 |
93 |
45 |
10 |
789 |
I could be wrong; however, I think there is a missing link ! |
1.4392 |
0.05183 |
148 |
94 |
43 |
11 |
790 |
...and tell Detective Murphy to quit playing with the police chalk! |
1.4392 |
0.05771 |
148 |
101 |
29 |
18 |
791 |
Mark that time of death approximate. |
1.4392 |
0.05609 |
148 |
99 |
33 |
16 |
792 |
There was nothing natural in the selection of these victims. |
1.4392 |
0.05609 |
148 |
99 |
33 |
16 |
793 |
So sad. Just when he was starting to make something of himself. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
794 |
APPARENTLY, HE JUST COULDN'T ADAPT TO LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
795 |
I'd say the motive's definitely evolving. |
1.4392 |
0.05183 |
148 |
94 |
43 |
11 |
796 |
Clues on the case are still evolving. |
1.4392 |
0.05443 |
148 |
97 |
37 |
14 |
797 |
It was a really slow vehicle! |
1.4384 |
0.05232 |
146 |
93 |
42 |
11 |
798 |
This wasn't random. The victims were selected naturally. |
1.4384 |
0.05665 |
146 |
98 |
32 |
16 |
799 |
This is a tough case. We need to find the missing link! |
1.4384 |
0.04954 |
146 |
90 |
48 |
8 |
800 |
Technically this was written up as an Extinction, which is really going to screw with the guys down at homicide. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
801 |
I got a hunch this case goes way back |
1.4384 |
0.05232 |
146 |
93 |
42 |
11 |
802 |
I'm not sure. Let's see how the case evolves. |
1.4384 |
0.05581 |
146 |
97 |
34 |
15 |
803 |
We're looking at the evolution of a serial killer |
1.4384 |
0.05409 |
146 |
95 |
38 |
13 |
804 |
This was probably not an act of God. |
1.4384 |
0.05409 |
146 |
95 |
38 |
13 |
805 |
Someone wanted to make this look natural. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
806 |
The witness said it all started with a Big Bang. |
1.4384 |
0.05910 |
146 |
101 |
26 |
19 |
807 |
I say we start with the fish. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
808 |
Estimated time of death? I’d say Paleozoic, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, and Tuesday around 18:00 hours. |
1.4384 |
0.05748 |
146 |
99 |
30 |
17 |
809 |
Now its a homo-cide |
1.4384 |
0.05748 |
146 |
99 |
30 |
17 |
810 |
Well, I've got a theory. |
1.4384 |
0.05496 |
146 |
96 |
36 |
14 |
811 |
Ok, so we know that the perp is not a creationist |
1.4384 |
0.05496 |
146 |
96 |
36 |
14 |
812 |
Sorry it took me 570 million years to get here, I took Lincoln Tunnel. |
1.4384 |
0.05665 |
146 |
98 |
32 |
16 |
813 |
The coroner's leaning towards natural causes. |
1.4384 |
0.05048 |
146 |
91 |
46 |
9 |
814 |
I think we're looking for a serial creationist. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
815 |
How long has this case been open? |
1.4384 |
0.05581 |
146 |
97 |
34 |
15 |
816 |
You might say that my theory is evolving. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
817 |
Well Carruthers, looks like even the fittest didn't survive this one. |
1.4384 |
0.05141 |
146 |
92 |
44 |
10 |
818 |
Find the missing link and you’ll find your killer. |
1.4384 |
0.05748 |
146 |
99 |
30 |
17 |
819 |
The fish started it. |
1.4384 |
0.05665 |
146 |
98 |
32 |
16 |
820 |
I bet the DNA-Analysts will have fun on this case. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
821 |
What has me baffled is that they all proved to have a very similar DNA. |
1.4384 |
0.05581 |
146 |
97 |
34 |
15 |
822 |
My hunch is that each victim was selected naturally. |
1.4384 |
0.05321 |
146 |
94 |
40 |
12 |
823 |
Looks like they got the whole family. |
1.4384 |
0.05910 |
146 |
101 |
26 |
19 |
824 |
He had a long history of trouble. |
1.4384 |
0.04954 |
146 |
90 |
48 |
8 |
825 |
Looks like he died a really slow death. |
1.4366 |
0.05142 |
142 |
89 |
44 |
9 |
826 |
We're pretty sure the killer spent a long time planning this.... |
1.4362 |
0.05330 |
149 |
97 |
39 |
13 |
827 |
Finally the case is starting to evolve. |
1.4354 |
0.05467 |
147 |
97 |
36 |
14 |
828 |
I would love to say, "It's evolutionary Watson" but your name isn't Watson is it? |
1.4354 |
0.05293 |
147 |
95 |
40 |
12 |
829 |
Get Detective Charlie Darwin on this, pronto. |
1.4336 |
0.05575 |
143 |
95 |
34 |
14 |
830 |
For now, it's just a theory. |
1.4336 |
0.05304 |
143 |
92 |
40 |
11 |
831 |
See if Forensics can establish a timeline- |
1.4336 |
0.05749 |
143 |
97 |
30 |
16 |
832 |
Looks like the victims were somehow related. |
1.4336 |
0.05304 |
143 |
92 |
40 |
11 |
833 |
Get me Detective Darwin |
1.4336 |
0.04714 |
143 |
86 |
52 |
5 |
834 |
Those damn atheists are always trying to make a point. |
1.4336 |
0.05486 |
143 |
94 |
36 |
13 |
835 |
There were no eyewitnesses, sir, but someone did say they heard a Big Bang. |
1.4336 |
0.05575 |
143 |
95 |
34 |
14 |
836 |
He's selecting his victims naturally. |
1.4336 |
0.05486 |
143 |
94 |
36 |
13 |
837 |
I place Time of Death between now and ten million years ago. |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
838 |
Something tells me there's a missing link in this case. |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
839 |
This is some highly evolved monkey business. |
1.4336 |
0.05749 |
143 |
97 |
30 |
16 |
840 |
Search the area for an evolver. |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
841 |
I'd say that we've taken way too long to investigate this crime. |
1.4336 |
0.05486 |
143 |
94 |
36 |
13 |
842 |
All we need to do, now, is find the missing link. |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
843 |
It's an evolving case. |
1.4336 |
0.05396 |
143 |
93 |
38 |
12 |
844 |
Looks like the end of the line |
1.4336 |
0.04918 |
143 |
88 |
48 |
7 |
845 |
Of course, it’s just a theory... |
1.4336 |
0.05486 |
143 |
94 |
36 |
13 |
846 |
Looks like a crime against nature |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
847 |
You can see how the crime scene evolved. |
1.4336 |
0.05486 |
143 |
94 |
36 |
13 |
848 |
A lot of history behind this one.... |
1.4336 |
0.05115 |
143 |
90 |
44 |
9 |
849 |
I think we’re looking for a very,very slow moving vehicle |
1.4336 |
0.05663 |
143 |
96 |
32 |
15 |
850 |
Check to see if there are any witnesses who heard a big bang. |
1.4326 |
0.05895 |
141 |
97 |
27 |
17 |
851 |
His past finally caught up with him |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
852 |
Find out where Mike Pence was last night. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
853 |
Looks like he was killed by a high caliber evolver |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
854 |
I think the statute of limitations has expired in this case. |
1.4326 |
0.05260 |
141 |
90 |
41 |
10 |
855 |
Contact the really, really cold case unit. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
856 |
This ain't over. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
857 |
Sad. The victim was making such progress. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
858 |
Round up the usual sub-species. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
859 |
Looks to me like this one goes way back. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
860 |
It appears they were selected naturally. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
861 |
It's going to take forever to solve this one. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
862 |
Well, it appears it is no longer just a theory. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
863 |
Something is missing |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
864 |
Hard to tell... this case keeps evolving. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
865 |
...the oldest stall tactic - keep getting the hearing pushed back. |
1.4326 |
0.05895 |
141 |
97 |
27 |
17 |
866 |
Well anyway, it's just a theory. |
1.4326 |
0.05260 |
141 |
90 |
41 |
10 |
867 |
See if any of them have fossil records. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
868 |
I'd say the crime scene is still evolving. |
1.4326 |
0.05981 |
141 |
98 |
25 |
18 |
869 |
Looks like the killer has been selecting their victims naturally. |
1.4326 |
0.05063 |
141 |
88 |
45 |
8 |
870 |
I feel like we're missing a link |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
871 |
Looks to me like this crime may still be evolving... |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
872 |
So where did the fish come from? That’s the key to solving this case. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
873 |
It might take another 2-3 million years, but oh yeah, he'll kill again. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
874 |
It appears the case is evolving |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
875 |
Tell me again what direction it goes in. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
876 |
Well Henry, it looks like the case is evolving. |
1.4326 |
0.05981 |
141 |
98 |
25 |
18 |
877 |
DNA shows all these victims were related. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
878 |
We’re missing some kind of link..... |
1.4326 |
0.05449 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
12 |
879 |
I have a theory but it could take some time. |
1.4326 |
0.05449 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
12 |
880 |
Carbon dating puts the time of death at 1.7 to 1.9 million years ago. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
881 |
It took a while, but we've been able to narrow down era of death. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
882 |
No my dear Watson. I said "evolutionary". |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
883 |
Yeah, this looks like Darwin’s M.O. |
1.4326 |
0.05063 |
141 |
88 |
45 |
8 |
884 |
It was a Christian fundamentalist. He buried the evidence. |
1.4326 |
0.05449 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
12 |
885 |
On the report, make sure it says we didn't fire until after he was armed. |
1.4326 |
0.05895 |
141 |
97 |
27 |
17 |
886 |
Time is relative and chalk is cheap. |
1.4326 |
0.06230 |
141 |
101 |
19 |
21 |
887 |
One thing's for sure: Our suspect is a cold-blooded and warm-blooded murderer. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
888 |
I have the same stickers on my car. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
889 |
His past caught up with him. |
1.4326 |
0.05721 |
141 |
95 |
31 |
15 |
890 |
I guess even the fittest don't always survive. |
1.4326 |
0.05541 |
141 |
93 |
35 |
13 |
891 |
...Actually, half of the victims were cold blooded as well. |
1.4326 |
0.05355 |
141 |
91 |
39 |
11 |
892 |
Lieutenant, my hunch has now evolved into a theory. |
1.4326 |
0.04859 |
141 |
86 |
49 |
6 |
893 |
Do you have a theory of the case?" "It's evolving. |
1.4326 |
0.05895 |
141 |
97 |
27 |
17 |
894 |
Time of Death any time between 4pm Tuesday and the Cambrian period. |
1.4326 |
0.05449 |
141 |
92 |
37 |
12 |
895 |
It’s an evolving story. |
1.4326 |
0.05260 |
141 |
90 |
41 |
10 |
896 |
I don't believe it. |
1.4326 |
0.05632 |
141 |
94 |
33 |
14 |
897 |
Hit & run? Nah, they were just slow-crossers, WAY too slow. Half-a-billion years too slow. |
1.4315 |
0.05135 |
146 |
93 |
43 |
10 |
898 |
This was no accident, it is intelligent design. |
1.4315 |
0.05576 |
146 |
98 |
33 |
15 |
899 |
Such a waste. He had finally gotten back on his own two feet. |
1.4307 |
0.05655 |
137 |
91 |
33 |
13 |
900 |
I have a theory, but it will be hard to prove. |
1.4296 |
0.05419 |
142 |
93 |
37 |
12 |
901 |
The case is evolving, but I think we're looking for a stand up guy. |
1.4296 |
0.05510 |
142 |
94 |
35 |
13 |
902 |
Cunning, but inefficient. He only needed to kill the fish. |
1.4286 |
0.05970 |
133 |
91 |
27 |
15 |
903 |
Homeschooling prevents me from understanding this case. |
1.4286 |
0.06095 |
140 |
99 |
22 |
19 |
904 |
Whoever did this took his time in planning it. |
1.4275 |
0.05528 |
138 |
91 |
35 |
12 |
905 |
He seems to strike every three or four hundred million years or so. |
1.4275 |
0.05808 |
138 |
94 |
29 |
15 |
906 |
Looks like they wiped out the whole family. |
1.4275 |
0.05333 |
138 |
89 |
39 |
10 |
907 |
the evidence would suggest the killer has opposable thumbs |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
908 |
Looks like the perpetrator took his time with this one. |
1.4275 |
0.05623 |
138 |
92 |
33 |
13 |
909 |
So how many DNA matches do we have? |
1.4275 |
0.05528 |
138 |
91 |
35 |
12 |
910 |
He died like a man |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
911 |
Where is the President in this sequence? |
1.4275 |
0.05233 |
138 |
88 |
41 |
9 |
912 |
Forensics says it'll take eons. |
1.4275 |
0.05432 |
138 |
90 |
37 |
11 |
913 |
We think they've been planning this for some time. |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
914 |
We don't see much of this in Texas. |
1.4275 |
0.05898 |
138 |
95 |
27 |
16 |
915 |
What kind of animal would do something like this? |
1.4275 |
0.05987 |
138 |
96 |
25 |
17 |
916 |
I can't wait to see the surveillance videos. |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
917 |
"I have a theory about this one". |
1.4275 |
0.05528 |
138 |
91 |
35 |
12 |
918 |
I think I see a pattern here… |
1.4275 |
0.05027 |
138 |
86 |
45 |
7 |
919 |
His family stated- "He was like a fish out of water" |
1.4275 |
0.05623 |
138 |
92 |
33 |
13 |
920 |
The investigation's still evolving, Sir ... |
1.4275 |
0.05333 |
138 |
89 |
39 |
10 |
921 |
Did you put a tail on the suspect? |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
922 |
A leprechaun, crispy critters, dino-bites...it's evolved into a cereal killing. |
1.4275 |
0.05528 |
138 |
91 |
35 |
12 |
923 |
This could take ages. |
1.4275 |
0.05716 |
138 |
93 |
31 |
14 |
924 |
Round up the Darwin gang. |
1.4275 |
0.05808 |
138 |
94 |
29 |
15 |
925 |
This street hasn't been swept in ages. |
1.4275 |
0.05808 |
138 |
94 |
29 |
15 |
926 |
Someone called in a tip: they heard a Big Bang and now we’ve got this. |
1.4275 |
0.05898 |
138 |
95 |
27 |
16 |
927 |
They got the whole family |
1.4275 |
0.05623 |
138 |
92 |
33 |
13 |
928 |
Evolutionary, my dear Watson, evolutionary . . . . . |
1.4275 |
0.05623 |
138 |
92 |
33 |
13 |
929 |
We've tracked the perp from the aquarium, then to the zoo, I think his next move will be the beer concession stand at Yankee Stadium. |
1.4265 |
0.06053 |
136 |
95 |
24 |
17 |
930 |
Seems like I've been working this case forever. |
1.4265 |
0.05386 |
136 |
88 |
38 |
10 |
931 |
Looks like the evidence is evolving. |
1.4265 |
0.05180 |
136 |
86 |
42 |
8 |
932 |
Well, I'd say we have a fairly thorough background on the victim here. |
1.4265 |
0.05585 |
136 |
90 |
34 |
12 |
933 |
DNA tests suggest the victims were related. |
1.4265 |
0.05486 |
136 |
89 |
36 |
11 |
934 |
Wait, I know this guy, He's Homo Erectus |
1.4265 |
0.05386 |
136 |
88 |
38 |
10 |
935 |
Call Scopes. He'll know what happened here. |
1.4265 |
0.04965 |
136 |
84 |
46 |
6 |
936 |
This case is going to take eons to solve. |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
937 |
Check the victims' DNA in case they're linked. |
1.4265 |
0.05386 |
136 |
88 |
38 |
10 |
938 |
I think we're missing a link there, officer. |
1.4265 |
0.05486 |
136 |
89 |
36 |
11 |
939 |
This case is rapidly evolving. |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
940 |
Looks like our killer's MO is evolving. |
1.4265 |
0.05585 |
136 |
90 |
34 |
12 |
941 |
I'm seeing a pattern, here. |
1.4265 |
0.05386 |
136 |
88 |
38 |
10 |
942 |
I think the religious right did it. |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
943 |
Evolutionary, Officer Watson. |
1.4265 |
0.05777 |
136 |
92 |
30 |
14 |
944 |
Well, I do have a Theory... |
1.4265 |
0.05777 |
136 |
92 |
30 |
14 |
945 |
That reminds me. I'm supposed to pick up my brother-in-law at five. |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
946 |
Don’t jump to conclusions, Lieutenant. This case is evolving. |
1.4265 |
0.05681 |
136 |
91 |
32 |
13 |
947 |
My great great great great grandfather was the first detective on this case. |
1.4265 |
0.05486 |
136 |
89 |
36 |
11 |
948 |
The evidence suggests either Natural Selection or a Third Grader. |
1.4265 |
0.05777 |
136 |
92 |
30 |
14 |
949 |
Cripes, this one is going to take eons to solve. |
1.4254 |
0.05441 |
134 |
87 |
37 |
10 |
950 |
This is bad news for the creationists |
1.4254 |
0.05643 |
134 |
89 |
33 |
12 |
951 |
Such a tragedy. They were hit on their way to a family reunion. |
1.4254 |
0.05839 |
134 |
91 |
29 |
14 |
952 |
Worst case I've seen in eons. |
1.4245 |
0.05401 |
139 |
91 |
37 |
11 |
953 |
Evolve all you want. You still have to learn how to cross a damn street! |
1.4242 |
0.05058 |
132 |
82 |
44 |
6 |
954 |
Or, it could have been a creationist. |
1.4234 |
0.05455 |
137 |
90 |
36 |
11 |
955 |
This case is taking a long time to develop. |
1.4222 |
0.05610 |
135 |
90 |
33 |
12 |
956 |
Which one is Lucy? |
1.4222 |
0.05511 |
135 |
89 |
35 |
11 |
957 |
The poor guy was haunted by his past. |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
958 |
Let's figure out the origins of this mess. |
1.4211 |
0.05359 |
133 |
86 |
38 |
9 |
959 |
This case has evolved quickly. |
1.4211 |
0.05568 |
133 |
88 |
34 |
11 |
960 |
This case was fishy from the start but it's definitely evolving. |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
961 |
It's an open-and-shut case... Another dead idiot, another Darwin Award |
1.4211 |
0.05359 |
133 |
86 |
38 |
9 |
962 |
I just need to find the missing link... |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
963 |
Nothing to report yet, the case is still evolving. |
1.4211 |
0.05030 |
133 |
83 |
44 |
6 |
964 |
Get the paleontologist down here. Looks like premeditated extinction. |
1.4211 |
0.05867 |
133 |
91 |
28 |
14 |
965 |
This has Darwin written all over it. |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
966 |
It seems the killer's methods are evolving. |
1.4211 |
0.05252 |
133 |
85 |
40 |
8 |
967 |
The evidence is clearly evolving |
1.4211 |
0.05963 |
133 |
92 |
26 |
15 |
968 |
What we've got here is an evolving crime scene investigation. |
1.4211 |
0.05568 |
133 |
88 |
34 |
11 |
969 |
I know means, motive, and opportunity, but there's still a missing link |
1.4211 |
0.05359 |
133 |
86 |
38 |
9 |
970 |
One witness reported hearing a big bang. |
1.4211 |
0.05867 |
133 |
91 |
28 |
14 |
971 |
Definitely an evolving case. |
1.4211 |
0.05568 |
133 |
88 |
34 |
11 |
972 |
You'll never convince some people that this really happened. |
1.4211 |
0.05769 |
133 |
90 |
30 |
13 |
973 |
He had a history. |
1.4211 |
0.05568 |
133 |
88 |
34 |
11 |
974 |
This can't have been an accident. |
1.4211 |
0.05568 |
133 |
88 |
34 |
11 |
975 |
Textbook stuff. The evolution of a crime. |
1.4211 |
0.05669 |
133 |
89 |
32 |
12 |
976 |
My theory on this case is evolving |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
977 |
Just what we need in this investigation: a chalk man with a sick sense of humor. |
1.4198 |
0.05931 |
131 |
90 |
27 |
14 |
978 |
Remember, it's only a theory. |
1.4198 |
0.05931 |
131 |
90 |
27 |
14 |
979 |
I told you not to draw any conclusions. |
1.4198 |
0.05304 |
131 |
84 |
39 |
8 |
980 |
Well, it’s a theory. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
981 |
It's obviously the work of an intelligent designer. |
1.4198 |
0.05730 |
131 |
88 |
31 |
12 |
982 |
We don't know if it's him. No-one put a tail on the guy. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
983 |
We can see the killer took his time |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
984 |
I'm just saying, we should also consider the theory that those are not chalk outlines. |
1.4198 |
0.05931 |
131 |
90 |
27 |
14 |
985 |
Whatever happened here, didn't evolve overnight. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
986 |
What kind of animal would do this? |
1.4198 |
0.05730 |
131 |
88 |
31 |
12 |
987 |
Well, I guess that's the end of the line. |
1.4198 |
0.05192 |
131 |
83 |
41 |
7 |
988 |
I see we have established the timeline. |
1.4198 |
0.05931 |
131 |
90 |
27 |
14 |
989 |
It's evolutionary, my dear. |
1.4198 |
0.05414 |
131 |
85 |
37 |
9 |
990 |
Creationists. Call it a hunch. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
991 |
You're right - it's an evolving crime scene. |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
992 |
Let's get Darwin on the case. |
1.4198 |
0.05521 |
131 |
86 |
35 |
10 |
993 |
At least it's clear how the fish died |
1.4198 |
0.06029 |
131 |
91 |
25 |
15 |
994 |
Can I tell you my theory? |
1.4198 |
0.05626 |
131 |
87 |
33 |
11 |
995 |
Follow the monkey. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
996 |
With a case like this we're looking at 100,000 years to life. |
1.4198 |
0.05414 |
131 |
85 |
37 |
9 |
997 |
It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
998 |
And get me alibis for every school board in the tri-state area. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
999 |
Finding the next of kin will be difficult. |
1.4198 |
0.05730 |
131 |
88 |
31 |
12 |
1000 |
They used an evolver. |
1.4198 |
0.06126 |
131 |
92 |
23 |
16 |
1001 |
Out main suspect is Scott Pruitt. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
1002 |
See if there’s any links between the victims. |
1.4198 |
0.05831 |
131 |
89 |
29 |
13 |
1003 |
Round up all the Creationists in the area. |
1.4191 |
0.05955 |
136 |
95 |
25 |
16 |
1004 |
Let’s find this ‘Banksy’ character and stop these dangerous ideas from being outlined on our streets. |
1.4186 |
0.05358 |
129 |
83 |
38 |
8 |
1005 |
They not only went after his family, but the whole family tree! |
1.4186 |
0.05243 |
129 |
82 |
40 |
7 |
1006 |
So much for the fittest. |
1.4179 |
0.05831 |
134 |
92 |
28 |
14 |
1007 |
We don't have much to go on, but the facts are evolving... |
1.4179 |
0.05635 |
134 |
90 |
32 |
12 |
1008 |
This is a tough one officer. The evidence keeps evolving. |
1.4179 |
0.05535 |
134 |
89 |
34 |
11 |
1009 |
I know I'm missing something |
1.4154 |
0.05652 |
130 |
87 |
32 |
11 |
1010 |
Well, it appears these victims were naturally selected... |
1.4154 |
0.05545 |
130 |
86 |
34 |
10 |
1011 |
Clearly, he wasn't the fittest. |
1.4154 |
0.05545 |
130 |
86 |
34 |
10 |
1012 |
As you can see, this is a rapidly evolving case. |
1.4154 |
0.05326 |
130 |
84 |
38 |
8 |
1013 |
there was no eye witness but somebody heard a big bang |
1.4154 |
0.06253 |
130 |
93 |
20 |
17 |
1014 |
The facts are evolving as we speak, Inspector. |
1.4154 |
0.05756 |
130 |
88 |
30 |
12 |
1015 |
The case continues to evolve |
1.4154 |
0.04979 |
130 |
81 |
44 |
5 |
1016 |
Like I said, it's just a theory. |
1.4154 |
0.05545 |
130 |
86 |
34 |
10 |
1017 |
This crime looks like it was planned ages ago. |
1.4154 |
0.05545 |
130 |
86 |
34 |
10 |
1018 |
I'm not sure...the crime scene is still evolving. |
1.4154 |
0.05756 |
130 |
88 |
30 |
12 |
1019 |
It's an evolving situation. |
1.4154 |
0.04979 |
130 |
81 |
44 |
5 |
1020 |
Well, it's just a theory. |
1.4154 |
0.05756 |
130 |
88 |
30 |
12 |
1021 |
I think I see a pattern evolving |
1.4154 |
0.05326 |
130 |
84 |
38 |
8 |
1022 |
Are the victims related? |
1.4154 |
0.05960 |
130 |
90 |
26 |
14 |
1023 |
Well, the oldest cold case on Earth just got hot again. |
1.4154 |
0.05652 |
130 |
87 |
32 |
11 |
1024 |
Just say this is a developing story. |
1.4148 |
0.05602 |
135 |
91 |
32 |
12 |
1025 |
I think we can rule out any fundamentalist Christians. |
1.4148 |
0.06255 |
135 |
98 |
18 |
19 |
1026 |
Our only witness claims they heard a big bang. |
1.4141 |
0.06128 |
128 |
90 |
23 |
15 |
1027 |
Have you notified the most recent common ancestor? |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
1028 |
Get Norwinsky on this. He's our best anthroprimorodentoherpetroichthyologist. |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
1029 |
Definitely premeditated. Must’ve taken a billion years to plan this one. |
1.4141 |
0.05820 |
128 |
87 |
29 |
12 |
1030 |
I can't vouch for the first four victims, but I have a hunch the fifth was an upright citizen. |
1.4141 |
0.05820 |
128 |
87 |
29 |
12 |
1031 |
Time of death? Between one and four epochs is my guess. |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
1032 |
Forensics found an amoeba too, but we couldn't find chalk that small. |
1.4141 |
0.05493 |
128 |
84 |
35 |
9 |
1033 |
The White House believes they're unrelated. |
1.4141 |
0.05820 |
128 |
87 |
29 |
12 |
1034 |
I wonder what comes next? |
1.4141 |
0.05493 |
128 |
84 |
35 |
9 |
1035 |
We theorize that the deceased were naturally selected. |
1.4141 |
0.05924 |
128 |
88 |
27 |
13 |
1036 |
Whoever did this, I'll track him down if it takes 'til the beginning of time. |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
1037 |
The details of this case are clearly evolving. |
1.4141 |
0.06228 |
128 |
91 |
21 |
16 |
1038 |
It appears crime runs in this family. |
1.4141 |
0.05604 |
128 |
85 |
33 |
10 |
1039 |
The evidence is vestigial, at best. |
1.4141 |
0.05146 |
128 |
81 |
41 |
6 |
1040 |
The community is going to go ape when we prove these murders are linked. |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
1041 |
His wife said he had it coming for some time |
1.4141 |
0.05380 |
128 |
83 |
37 |
8 |
1042 |
We'll get the slime responsible for this. |
1.4141 |
0.05713 |
128 |
86 |
31 |
11 |
1043 |
Tell the chief that the situation is evolving. |
1.4135 |
0.04906 |
133 |
83 |
45 |
5 |
1044 |
I'm going to find the animal who did this Sergeant or I'll be a monkey's uncle. |
1.4127 |
0.05776 |
126 |
85 |
30 |
11 |
1045 |
Since Trump's in office...evolution is dead. |
1.4127 |
0.06301 |
126 |
90 |
20 |
16 |
1046 |
This case is evolving by the minute |
1.4127 |
0.05885 |
126 |
86 |
28 |
12 |
1047 |
Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. |
1.4127 |
0.05776 |
126 |
85 |
30 |
11 |
1048 |
I guess we can rule out the Creationists. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1049 |
How long did you say before they found the body? |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1050 |
Let's not jump to any conclusions while the crime scene's still evolving. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1051 |
I've seen this before, but never so fast. |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1052 |
The real crime here is the sorry state of science education in this country. |
1.4127 |
0.06200 |
126 |
89 |
22 |
15 |
1053 |
This is the most graphic crime scene I've ever come across. |
1.4127 |
0.06097 |
126 |
88 |
24 |
14 |
1054 |
I think there is a missing link. |
1.4127 |
0.05318 |
126 |
81 |
38 |
7 |
1055 |
The crime shows no evidence of intelligent design. |
1.4127 |
0.05885 |
126 |
86 |
28 |
12 |
1056 |
Looks like the Creationists are getting serious. |
1.4127 |
0.06301 |
126 |
90 |
20 |
16 |
1057 |
I understand the who, and the when, but what's the missing link? |
1.4127 |
0.05436 |
126 |
82 |
36 |
8 |
1058 |
Yeah. Darwin said it looked like he was tailed almost to the end. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1059 |
Are the victims related? |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1060 |
I don't know who's responsible, but I have a pretty good theory. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1061 |
There’s a missing a link here. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1062 |
Oh man! |
1.4127 |
0.06097 |
126 |
88 |
24 |
14 |
1063 |
My hunch puts the time of death somewhere between yesterday and the Paleozoic. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1064 |
So I get putting the ugly family out of their misery...but why kill their fish? |
1.4127 |
0.06200 |
126 |
89 |
22 |
15 |
1065 |
I'm still not convinced. It's just a theory, you know . . . |
1.4127 |
0.05551 |
126 |
83 |
34 |
9 |
1066 |
So far, our leading suspects are Natural Selection and A Failure to Adapt. |
1.4127 |
0.05436 |
126 |
82 |
36 |
8 |
1067 |
witness said only the fittest survived |
1.4127 |
0.05992 |
126 |
87 |
26 |
13 |
1068 |
My God, they killed the whole phylum. |
1.4127 |
0.06097 |
126 |
88 |
24 |
14 |
1069 |
The case is still evolving, but we suspect the killer had opposable thumbs. |
1.4127 |
0.05665 |
126 |
84 |
32 |
10 |
1070 |
It appears to be a case of premeditated evolution. |
1.4127 |
0.06097 |
126 |
88 |
24 |
14 |
1071 |
While at first I thought it was open-and-shut, I would say my theory on this case is still evolving. |
1.4127 |
0.05318 |
126 |
81 |
38 |
7 |
1072 |
Well, we can rule out that the victim was homeschooled. |
1.4127 |
0.06301 |
126 |
90 |
20 |
16 |
1073 |
Might have been a very, very slow-acting poison. |
1.4127 |
0.05885 |
126 |
86 |
28 |
12 |
1074 |
Make a note so that we don’t miss any links. |
1.4118 |
0.05370 |
136 |
90 |
36 |
10 |
1075 |
Something like this doesn't just happen overnight. |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1076 |
There's has to be a missing link somewhere |
1.4113 |
0.05373 |
124 |
80 |
37 |
7 |
1077 |
Now we at least know where the victim came from. |
1.4113 |
0.06061 |
124 |
86 |
25 |
13 |
1078 |
Not yet, but we have a pretty good theory. |
1.4113 |
0.05952 |
124 |
85 |
27 |
12 |
1079 |
It's hard to say how this case will evolve. |
1.4113 |
0.05249 |
124 |
79 |
39 |
6 |
1080 |
Want to speculate on the next victim? |
1.4113 |
0.05840 |
124 |
84 |
29 |
11 |
1081 |
You're right. This case is evolving very quickly. |
1.4113 |
0.05840 |
124 |
84 |
29 |
11 |
1082 |
There have been developments. |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1083 |
Hmmph...I don't care what the Lab Boys say, this was an act of God |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
1084 |
The killer took his time with this one! |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1085 |
And let me guess, no one here saw anything about how it started, am I right? |
1.4113 |
0.06168 |
124 |
87 |
23 |
14 |
1086 |
Well, one of them died a man. |
1.4113 |
0.05840 |
124 |
84 |
29 |
11 |
1087 |
Any clues on where they were going? |
1.4113 |
0.05840 |
124 |
84 |
29 |
11 |
1088 |
You're right. But will it stand up in court? |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1089 |
This is evolving into quite the case. |
1.4113 |
0.05493 |
124 |
81 |
35 |
8 |
1090 |
Has the genus been informed? |
1.4113 |
0.06273 |
124 |
88 |
21 |
15 |
1091 |
All that time, and nobody tried to help? New Yorkers! |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1092 |
We have a creationist on the loose. |
1.4113 |
0.05952 |
124 |
85 |
27 |
12 |
1093 |
The perp's getting smarter with every step he takes. |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1094 |
Our theory of how it happened is still evolving. |
1.4113 |
0.05611 |
124 |
82 |
33 |
9 |
1095 |
My theory of what happened here is evolving. |
1.4109 |
0.05348 |
129 |
84 |
37 |
8 |
1096 |
The killer obviously took his time with this one. |
1.4109 |
0.05233 |
129 |
83 |
39 |
7 |
1097 |
We're not in Kansas anymore. |
1.4098 |
0.05673 |
122 |
81 |
32 |
9 |
1098 |
The perp’s hostility for this guy goes way back. |
1.4098 |
0.05673 |
122 |
81 |
32 |
9 |
1099 |
For age of victim write, "approximately two million years". |
1.4098 |
0.04764 |
122 |
74 |
46 |
2 |
1100 |
Ay, word on the streets is that the creationists are cleaning up the evidence... |
1.4098 |
0.04764 |
122 |
74 |
46 |
2 |
1101 |
.....Well, it's just one of my theories. |
1.4098 |
0.05552 |
122 |
80 |
34 |
8 |
1102 |
So the first thing we have to do is figure out who died first... |
1.4094 |
0.05739 |
127 |
86 |
30 |
11 |
1103 |
It looks like the killer took his time. |
1.4083 |
0.05976 |
120 |
82 |
27 |
11 |
1104 |
Remind me, HOW long have we been working on this case? |
1.4071 |
0.06240 |
113 |
78 |
24 |
11 |
1105 |
Inform headquarters that the facts are still evolving. |
1.4065 |
0.05754 |
123 |
83 |
30 |
10 |
1106 |
Looks like the case has evolved into a homocide |
1.4065 |
0.05981 |
123 |
85 |
26 |
12 |
1107 |
My wife's family, I'd know 'em anywhere. |
1.4065 |
0.06200 |
123 |
87 |
22 |
14 |
1108 |
Just a hunch, but I think they may be related. |
1.4065 |
0.05637 |
123 |
82 |
32 |
9 |
1109 |
I haven't a clue who's next of kin. |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
1110 |
I don't know, it looks like it's missing a link to me. |
1.4050 |
0.05324 |
121 |
78 |
37 |
6 |
1111 |
So, which one do you think died first? |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
1112 |
Looks like Charlie Darwin is back in town. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
1113 |
Miocene or Pliocene ... it’s still a crime scene. |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
1114 |
I'm noticing a pattern here. |
1.4050 |
0.05452 |
121 |
79 |
35 |
7 |
1115 |
This is a Creationist crime of biblical proportions. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
1116 |
Looks like the crime of the centuries! |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
1117 |
We're not certain of the motive, but we have a theory that's rapidly evolving. |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
1118 |
This didn't happen in one night. |
1.4050 |
0.06163 |
121 |
85 |
23 |
13 |
1119 |
Multiple victims. No obvious connection. Let’s hope one of these is finally the missing link. |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
1120 |
Word on the street is he goes by the name 'Darwin.' |
1.4050 |
0.05818 |
121 |
82 |
29 |
10 |
1121 |
The timeline here is critical. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1122 |
Some things they just don't teach you at the Academy. |
1.4050 |
0.05577 |
121 |
80 |
33 |
8 |
1123 |
The evolution of sidewalk chalk. |
1.4050 |
0.06383 |
121 |
87 |
19 |
15 |
1124 |
Cross-check NRA, Creationist, Pet Phobia, Hannity. |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
1125 |
I'd select the usual suspects, naturally. |
1.4050 |
0.05936 |
121 |
83 |
27 |
11 |
1126 |
I'm more worried about the one that survived. |
1.4050 |
0.06274 |
121 |
86 |
21 |
14 |
1127 |
I just can't shake the nagging feeling that something is missing. |
1.4050 |
0.06163 |
121 |
85 |
23 |
13 |
1128 |
Looks like time is on our side on this one |
1.4050 |
0.06051 |
121 |
84 |
25 |
12 |
1129 |
It's evolutionary, my dear. |
1.4050 |
0.05452 |
121 |
79 |
35 |
7 |
1130 |
It's the work of an evil genus. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1131 |
We're looking for a serial killer with too much time on their hands. |
1.4050 |
0.05699 |
121 |
81 |
31 |
9 |
1132 |
Tell the papers that the case is currently evolving. |
1.4050 |
0.05452 |
121 |
79 |
35 |
7 |
1133 |
Not even the fittest survived |
1.4037 |
0.05990 |
109 |
73 |
28 |
8 |
1134 |
There's still not enough evidence. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1135 |
Truth is, they had it coming for a long time. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1136 |
Damn, not again. Better get Hominidcide on the case. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1137 |
The Church tried to cover up the evidence. |
1.4034 |
0.06238 |
119 |
84 |
22 |
13 |
1138 |
No, I don't think the fish did it. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1139 |
I think they're related, but it's just a theory. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1140 |
Round up the usual paleoanthropologists. |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1141 |
Tell the Chief the situation on the ground is evolving. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1142 |
Time of death might be hard to pin down, Chief. |
1.4034 |
0.06238 |
119 |
84 |
22 |
13 |
1143 |
Find the missing link and you find our killer. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1144 |
No Christian jury is going to buy any of this. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1145 |
When did this happen? |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1146 |
It appears the victims were related. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1147 |
You call that a theory? |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1148 |
Make sure Forensics checks his carbon footprint. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1149 |
It's just a hunch really... But I think it might be the same one who assaulted global warming. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1150 |
This case is evolving very quickly. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1151 |
Carbon date 'em, Danno. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1152 |
This is what happens when you drain the swamp. |
1.4034 |
0.06351 |
119 |
85 |
20 |
14 |
1153 |
Ok, let's say it *was* the meteor... We still need to find motive. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1154 |
Looks like we've got a DNA trail here. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1155 |
Just write time of death somewhere between midnight and 530 million years ago. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1156 |
Looks like this has been in the planning stages for quite awhile! |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1157 |
See if you can narrow Time of Death to something shorter then the Pleistocene Era. |
1.4034 |
0.05638 |
119 |
79 |
32 |
8 |
1158 |
We should have seen it coming. |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1159 |
This is definitely a cold case. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1160 |
There's a missing link in this case. |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1161 |
I've seen this M.O. before. It goes way back. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1162 |
Put out an APB for the missing link. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1163 |
This truly is a crime for the ages. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1164 |
Still can't shake your "God" hunch, can ya? |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1165 |
The solution will reveal itself as soon as we find the missing link |
1.4034 |
0.05510 |
119 |
78 |
34 |
7 |
1166 |
This looks like a simple case. We just have to find the missing link. |
1.4034 |
0.06571 |
119 |
87 |
16 |
16 |
1167 |
Walk me through the last billion years. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1168 |
I think I am beginning to see how this crime evolved |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1169 |
The boys in forensics will have a field day with this one. |
1.4034 |
0.05885 |
119 |
81 |
28 |
10 |
1170 |
We might have to contact Ancestry.com on this one. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1171 |
His troubles go way back. |
1.4034 |
0.06123 |
119 |
83 |
24 |
12 |
1172 |
There's a missing link in this case and we've got to find it. |
1.4034 |
0.05763 |
119 |
80 |
30 |
9 |
1173 |
Evolutionary, Watson. |
1.4034 |
0.06005 |
119 |
82 |
26 |
11 |
1174 |
No, I said we're looking for a group of violent counter-evolutionaries, not a group of violent counter-revolutionaries. |
1.4032 |
0.05941 |
124 |
86 |
26 |
12 |
1175 |
The killer's pattern is evolving. |
1.4017 |
0.05829 |
117 |
79 |
29 |
9 |
1176 |
I'd say the case...is evolving. |
1.4016 |
0.05541 |
122 |
81 |
33 |
8 |
1177 |
It doesn't add up. There must be a missing link. |
1.4016 |
0.05662 |
122 |
82 |
31 |
9 |
1178 |
The question is whether or not it was planned. |
1.4000 |
0.05964 |
120 |
83 |
26 |
11 |
1179 |
Is there a link? |
1.4000 |
0.05725 |
120 |
81 |
30 |
9 |
1180 |
Another promising band cut down trying to cross Abbey Road. |
1.4000 |
0.06081 |
120 |
84 |
24 |
12 |
1181 |
This looks like a really cold case. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1182 |
I doubt any of them ever saw it coming |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1183 |
Looks like the victims were related. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1184 |
Frankly, I expected something different when the captain sent me to review an evolving case. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1185 |
I can see how the evidence has evolved. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1186 |
Looks like we may have a creationist on our hands. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1187 |
These were not the fittest. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1188 |
Well, that kills my theory. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1189 |
Interesting thoughts, but at this point, it's only a theory. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1190 |
As you can see, it was a very slow death. |
1.3983 |
0.06154 |
118 |
83 |
23 |
12 |
1191 |
Get me a list of all fundamentalist Christians in the vicinity. |
1.3983 |
0.06385 |
118 |
85 |
19 |
14 |
1192 |
'What concerns me most is that his pattern seems to be evolving...' |
1.3983 |
0.05401 |
118 |
77 |
35 |
6 |
1193 |
No new leads, but the case is still evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1194 |
It's just a theory but I think they're related. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1195 |
It's one for the ages. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1196 |
Only time will tell. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1197 |
Well officer, my theory is evolving |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1198 |
There’s really no way to tell who his next victim will be. They’re just naturally selected. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1199 |
Well, I think we can rule out extinction. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1200 |
We’ll catch him. This crime shows no sign of intelligent design. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1201 |
We'll have to wait for the DNA tests. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1202 |
I can't help feeling we're missing a link here. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1203 |
All I can say is that the investigation is evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1204 |
I have a hunch the victims are related somehow. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1205 |
This has appeared fishy from the very start. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1206 |
Just note that my theory on this murder is still evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.05401 |
118 |
77 |
35 |
6 |
1207 |
This case is tough. The clues keep evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1208 |
We should monitor this situation as it continues to evolve. |
1.3983 |
0.05401 |
118 |
77 |
35 |
6 |
1209 |
Hard to say - the case is still evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.06270 |
118 |
84 |
21 |
13 |
1210 |
Well, it had to end somewhere. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1211 |
This looks like Darwin's work. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1212 |
I don't know, but let's see what develops. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1213 |
I don't know who the killer is, but I'm willing to bet he's the fittest. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1214 |
“Yeah, the EPA thought it was him too, but he was at Mar A Lago when it happened. |
1.3983 |
0.06497 |
118 |
86 |
17 |
15 |
1215 |
So far, we've only got a theory. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1216 |
We're looking for someone who just didn't like where this guy was coming from. |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1217 |
I would take us billions of years to figure this one out. |
1.3983 |
0.06154 |
118 |
83 |
23 |
12 |
1218 |
Well, the crime scene's still evolving, but to me it looks like it was a .44 Cro-Magnum. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1219 |
We're missing a link. |
1.3983 |
0.05534 |
118 |
78 |
33 |
7 |
1220 |
Didn’t see it evolving into this. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1221 |
Another evolutionary dead end |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1222 |
We're seeing an uptick in science-hate crimes. |
1.3983 |
0.06270 |
118 |
84 |
21 |
13 |
1223 |
I don't care about your theories, officer. I need evidence! |
1.3983 |
0.05663 |
118 |
79 |
31 |
8 |
1224 |
We should have responded more quickly. |
1.3983 |
0.05790 |
118 |
80 |
29 |
9 |
1225 |
As you can see, the investigation is evolving. |
1.3983 |
0.05914 |
118 |
81 |
27 |
10 |
1226 |
Evolutionary, Watson. |
1.3983 |
0.06035 |
118 |
82 |
25 |
11 |
1227 |
I've got two theories for the cause of death, but you're not going to believe one of them. |
1.3982 |
0.05968 |
113 |
77 |
27 |
9 |
1228 |
So, the Darwin Awards really are a thing? |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
1229 |
Boy, someone knows how to really hold a grudge. |
1.3981 |
0.06301 |
108 |
75 |
23 |
10 |
1230 |
No, for politicians it evolves left to right. |
1.3981 |
0.06437 |
108 |
76 |
21 |
11 |
1231 |
I heard they arrested a couple wearing fig leafs. |
1.3981 |
0.06570 |
108 |
77 |
19 |
12 |
1232 |
Let's grab a coffee. It'll take another hundred million years for any new evidence to turn up. |
1.3966 |
0.06580 |
116 |
85 |
16 |
15 |
1233 |
I can see this case is evolving. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1234 |
It's too bad -- he was a real stand-up guy. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1235 |
Looks like we got us a sequential killer on our hands. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1236 |
Well Margaret, sometimes the fittest don't always survive. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1237 |
Shame. First God, now Darwin. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1238 |
This may be the work of a surreal killer. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1239 |
Same M.O. as last time. There's got to be a missing link. |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
1240 |
I'm not buying it. Where's the evidence? |
1.3966 |
0.05459 |
116 |
76 |
34 |
6 |
1241 |
We believe the body has been here for quite awhile. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1242 |
I told the sketch artist I want everything from the beginning to the end. He may have taken me too literally. |
1.3966 |
0.06348 |
116 |
83 |
20 |
13 |
1243 |
The coroner estimates the time of death was between midnight and 510 million years ago. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1244 |
Tell them the case is still evolving. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1245 |
Whoever the killer is, he's been nursing a grudge for a very long time. |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
1246 |
I see primate facie evidence of a crime |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1247 |
This was a crime a long time in the making. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1248 |
I can't help but feel there's some kind of missing link. |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
1249 |
The killer took his time. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1250 |
Evolution in the first degree. |
1.3966 |
0.05983 |
116 |
80 |
26 |
10 |
1251 |
All we need is the missing link. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1252 |
We have to find the missing link. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1253 |
WOW! How long was he laying here before someone noticed and called this in? |
1.3966 |
0.05595 |
116 |
77 |
32 |
7 |
1254 |
Seems the victims were selected naturally. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1255 |
DNA's gonna be tricky on this one. |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1256 |
The witness stated the scene evolved after he heard a big bang. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1257 |
Let's not tell the press yet. We may have an evolution on our hands! |
1.3966 |
0.06229 |
116 |
82 |
22 |
12 |
1258 |
This reminds me of when I worked on the Scopes Trial. |
1.3966 |
0.06107 |
116 |
81 |
24 |
11 |
1259 |
Looks like another crime against humanity. |
1.3966 |
0.05857 |
116 |
79 |
28 |
9 |
1260 |
I can’t wait to get my hands on this Neanderthal! |
1.3966 |
0.05727 |
116 |
78 |
30 |
8 |
1261 |
I know who did it, but I can't get a warrant until we find the missing link. |
1.3950 |
0.05625 |
119 |
80 |
31 |
8 |
1262 |
The evidence appears to still be evolving. |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
1263 |
OK, Officer Darwin, let's hear your theory. |
1.3947 |
0.06307 |
114 |
81 |
21 |
12 |
1264 |
Book him for fishing without a license, 3 counts of hunting without a license and murder. |
1.3947 |
0.06307 |
114 |
81 |
21 |
12 |
1265 |
I estimate the time of death to be somewhere in the past 200 to 500 million years. |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
1266 |
Round up the usual Creationist suspects. |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1267 |
Can't be a solo job. This spans 500 million years. |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1268 |
"Forget the fish, our prints only go back 10 million years". |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
1269 |
Looks like we have an evolving situation. |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
1270 |
Those punk-ass chalk vandals are just messing with us now. |
1.3947 |
0.05376 |
114 |
74 |
35 |
5 |
1271 |
I think that we can rule out a creationist. |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1272 |
The killer appears to have been in no rush. |
1.3947 |
0.05926 |
114 |
78 |
27 |
9 |
1273 |
Seen it a million times. It starts out cute and innocent, but then evolves into something much more sinister. |
1.3947 |
0.06182 |
114 |
80 |
23 |
11 |
1274 |
See if Darwin has an alibi. |
1.3947 |
0.05658 |
114 |
76 |
31 |
7 |
1275 |
He chooses his victims by natural selection. |
1.3947 |
0.06055 |
114 |
79 |
25 |
10 |
1276 |
And if he hadn't run out of chalk? |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1277 |
Before the last election, I was pretty sure which direction to read this. |
1.3947 |
0.06307 |
114 |
81 |
21 |
12 |
1278 |
The crime really seemed to evolve... eh? |
1.3947 |
0.05926 |
114 |
78 |
27 |
9 |
1279 |
Looks like we have an evolving situation, Sargent. |
1.3947 |
0.06548 |
114 |
83 |
17 |
14 |
1280 |
His ID says John Scopes. |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1281 |
So waddaya figure for the time of death? |
1.3947 |
0.05793 |
114 |
77 |
29 |
8 |
1282 |
Now, it's just a theory..... |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
1283 |
Evidence definitely suggests our victim was being followed |
1.3932 |
0.05942 |
117 |
81 |
26 |
10 |
1284 |
Let's start by checking the sticker on the rear window of his SUV. |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
1285 |
I don't care what they say down at the lab, it's not natural. |
1.3932 |
0.05423 |
117 |
77 |
34 |
6 |
1286 |
Ok, detective. You'd better start from the beginning. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1287 |
I can't believe the way crime has evolved in this city. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1288 |
Well, Officer Darwin, it looks like this murder investigation is evolving nicely. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1289 |
The only clues we have are a half-eaten apple and a sarcastic serpent. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1290 |
Well, we can rule God out. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1291 |
It looks like the situation is rapidly evolving. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1292 |
I wouldn’t have suspected this in half a billion years. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1293 |
Were there any survivors? |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1294 |
At this point, all we've got is a theory. |
1.3929 |
0.06387 |
112 |
80 |
20 |
12 |
1295 |
You say that the crime happened over a six day period, and the perp took a break on Sunday? |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1296 |
Chief says it’s an evolving case. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1297 |
I think we can rule out natural causes. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1298 |
I think it is pretty clear this crime happened over six days |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1299 |
They've been a crime family for generations. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1300 |
This was a godless act. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1301 |
Looks like this case is evolving before our very eyes. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1302 |
This wasn't a quick death. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1303 |
We're missing something here. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1304 |
I have a theory, but there’s a missing link. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1305 |
Still no leads on the timeline or motive. |
1.3929 |
0.06634 |
112 |
82 |
16 |
14 |
1306 |
My theory is natural causes. |
1.3929 |
0.06387 |
112 |
80 |
20 |
12 |
1307 |
This is a very cold case. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1308 |
Their IDs say they’re related, but I don’t buy it. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1309 |
Detective, I think this is just a Banksy. |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1310 |
We have a Darwinist on our hands. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1311 |
We can rule out young-earth creationists. |
1.3929 |
0.06387 |
112 |
80 |
20 |
12 |
1312 |
This case is evolving before our eyes. |
1.3929 |
0.06387 |
112 |
80 |
20 |
12 |
1313 |
'This is our oldest cold case on file officer." |
1.3929 |
0.06260 |
112 |
79 |
22 |
11 |
1314 |
Looks like the latest victim was an upstanding citizen. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1315 |
His past caught up with him. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1316 |
Should I write murder-suicide or natural selection? |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1317 |
This may take a while. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1318 |
One last step for mankind. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1319 |
We are dealing with a series of random occurrences or an all powerful being with a peculiar sense of humor. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1320 |
And to think the murderer killed this poor guy's pets, too. |
1.3929 |
0.06512 |
112 |
81 |
18 |
13 |
1321 |
The facts of this case are still evolving. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1322 |
I'm thinking death was not instantaneous. |
1.3929 |
0.06387 |
112 |
80 |
20 |
12 |
1323 |
Oh. The humanity! |
1.3929 |
0.05434 |
112 |
73 |
34 |
5 |
1324 |
Shame they’ll never get to see how it all ends. |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1325 |
I thought I had it, but there’s a link missing... |
1.3929 |
0.06130 |
112 |
78 |
24 |
10 |
1326 |
It will be hard to determine time of death. |
1.3929 |
0.05723 |
112 |
75 |
30 |
7 |
1327 |
We're one missing link away from cracking this case. |
1.3929 |
0.05997 |
112 |
77 |
26 |
9 |
1328 |
One thing appears obvious. This killer had patience. |
1.3929 |
0.05862 |
112 |
76 |
28 |
8 |
1329 |
It doesn't matter how strong the evidence is. Some people will always say it was an act of God. |
1.3913 |
0.06012 |
115 |
80 |
25 |
10 |
1330 |
This case has a link that I'm missing. |
1.3913 |
0.06138 |
115 |
81 |
23 |
11 |
1331 |
There has to be a missing link. |
1.3913 |
0.05341 |
115 |
75 |
35 |
5 |
1332 |
This may be the crime of the ages. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
1333 |
This is a crime of historic dimensions. |
1.3913 |
0.05884 |
115 |
79 |
27 |
9 |
1334 |
They did their best but the victim was pronounced extinct at the Pleistocene. |
1.3913 |
0.06382 |
115 |
83 |
19 |
13 |
1335 |
Seemed like a simple case of cold-blooded murder, sergeant. But now it's evolved. |
1.3909 |
0.05644 |
110 |
73 |
31 |
6 |
1336 |
I think these might be related. |
1.3909 |
0.05644 |
110 |
73 |
31 |
6 |
1337 |
I think this case is really starting to evolve. |
1.3894 |
0.05397 |
113 |
74 |
34 |
5 |
1338 |
That Natural Selection can be a killer. |
1.3894 |
0.05820 |
113 |
77 |
28 |
8 |
1339 |
He had so much potential. |
1.3894 |
0.05683 |
113 |
76 |
30 |
7 |
1340 |
We're looking for the fittest. |
1.3894 |
0.05954 |
113 |
78 |
26 |
9 |
1341 |
Round up the creationists. |
1.3889 |
0.06005 |
108 |
74 |
26 |
8 |
1342 |
This looks like the work of a serial creationist. |
1.3889 |
0.06147 |
108 |
75 |
24 |
9 |
1343 |
I simply can't see how these murders are connected - we're missing a link. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
1344 |
My gut says we'll soon be looking for another victim, only alot smarter than us. |
1.3889 |
0.05859 |
108 |
73 |
28 |
7 |
1345 |
Adapt or die, eh? |
1.3889 |
0.06422 |
108 |
77 |
20 |
11 |
1346 |
Right now, our primary suspect is time. |
1.3879 |
0.05970 |
116 |
81 |
25 |
10 |
1347 |
Clearly, the situation is evolving. |
1.3879 |
0.05580 |
116 |
78 |
31 |
7 |
1348 |
It's a serial killer all right. And I'm worried about the next victim. |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1349 |
It looks like another job by Darwin's gang |
1.3874 |
0.05604 |
111 |
74 |
31 |
6 |
1350 |
I planned on retiring 400 million years ago, but I gotta catch this guy. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1351 |
We'll wait and see how this one evolves. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1352 |
If this case continues to evolve, we may need more chalk. |
1.3874 |
0.06671 |
111 |
82 |
15 |
14 |
1353 |
He seems to have just stood up and walked away. |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1354 |
Let's hope it doesn't go any further than this. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1355 |
Better call in paleoforensics. |
1.3874 |
0.05456 |
111 |
73 |
33 |
5 |
1356 |
I estimate the time of death to be somewhere between 530 million years and one hour ago. |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1357 |
This crime has obviously been in the planning stages for years. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1358 |
The coroner says we can’t rule out intelligent design |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1359 |
Despite the preponderance of evidence to support our case, we'll need to concoct a story of biblical proportions to tell the captain. |
1.3874 |
0.06671 |
111 |
82 |
15 |
14 |
1360 |
Do we call Homicide or the ASPCA? |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1361 |
Let's start with the creationists. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1362 |
"His choice of victims seems to be evolving". |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1363 |
He was acting fishy, so we put a tail on him, which he eventually lost, and now this. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
1364 |
We think it might be linked to that dead amoeba we found in the East River." |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1365 |
This is going to be a controversial case. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1366 |
We're missing a link. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1367 |
Still looks fishy to me |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1368 |
Hmmm...seems to be a missing link. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1369 |
This case will be one for the ages |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1370 |
Looks like Evolution's work. I don't have solid proof, but it's the best theory I've got. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1371 |
I can see this took time. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
1372 |
Something tells me this wasn't an accident. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1373 |
Got any fancy theories to explain this one, Det. Darwin? |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1374 |
Looks like we have a serial killer with a grudge against the entire evolutionary line. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1375 |
It was a very slow-acting poison. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1376 |
This certainly is evolving into an interesting case. |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1377 |
Wiped out an entire Family...or is that Genus? |
1.3874 |
0.05604 |
111 |
74 |
31 |
6 |
1378 |
he was crossing very slowly . |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1379 |
This investigation is still evolving. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1380 |
Looks like the killer isn't a Republican |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1381 |
This has Darwin's handwriting all over it. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1382 |
You think this will happen again? |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1383 |
Round up all known members of the Creationist Gang for questioning. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1384 |
Put a tail on him! |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1385 |
If only we'd gotten here later. |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1386 |
All we know is the killer took his time. |
1.3874 |
0.06671 |
111 |
82 |
15 |
14 |
1387 |
I believe all the victims were related. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
1388 |
The crime scene is evolving as we speak. |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1389 |
The killer took his time. |
1.3874 |
0.06026 |
111 |
77 |
25 |
9 |
1390 |
We're still looking for the missing link. |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1391 |
This serial killer is obviously evolving. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1392 |
Looks like Natural Selection has struck again! |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1393 |
The one thing we know for sure is that the killer wasn’t an Evangelical. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
1394 |
I see this case is evolving. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1395 |
Well Betty, I think our case is slowly evolving. |
1.3874 |
0.05604 |
111 |
74 |
31 |
6 |
1396 |
But like I said, it's just a Theory... |
1.3874 |
0.05604 |
111 |
74 |
31 |
6 |
1397 |
This crime scene is evolving right before our eyes. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1398 |
It proves the killers were very, very patient. |
1.3874 |
0.06161 |
111 |
78 |
23 |
10 |
1399 |
I want you to draw a banana peel under this ones foot and submit it to The New Yorker. |
1.3874 |
0.06421 |
111 |
80 |
19 |
12 |
1400 |
There's gotta be a missing link. |
1.3874 |
0.05748 |
111 |
75 |
29 |
7 |
1401 |
I think this may have transcended our jurisdiction. |
1.3874 |
0.05889 |
111 |
76 |
27 |
8 |
1402 |
It's going to be tough to dust for prints. |
1.3874 |
0.06292 |
111 |
79 |
21 |
11 |
1403 |
Well, at least we can take the creationist off the list of suspects. |
1.3874 |
0.06547 |
111 |
81 |
17 |
13 |
1404 |
Whoever pulled this off was genus. |
1.3861 |
0.06288 |
101 |
70 |
23 |
8 |
1405 |
The school board requires that I consider God a suspect |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1406 |
I have a theory, but I haven't been able to link it all together yet. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1407 |
Of course, the priest denies it all happened. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1408 |
You know what this means. Overtime! |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1409 |
Follow the tail. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1410 |
Looks like we're missing a link here. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1411 |
Round up the usual paleontologists. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1412 |
Check the primordial ooze for prints. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1413 |
Faith alone can't solve this case |
1.3853 |
0.06373 |
109 |
78 |
20 |
11 |
1414 |
This could take literally forever. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1415 |
I have a theory about what happened but I’m afraid it may take years to prove it. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1416 |
Somewhere in the last seventeen million years...there have to be witnesses. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1417 |
Looks like they got run over by a flat earther. |
1.3853 |
0.06635 |
109 |
80 |
16 |
13 |
1418 |
All the killer left behind was a Fig Leaf, an Apple and a Serpent |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1419 |
There's gotta be a missing link. |
1.3853 |
0.06505 |
109 |
79 |
18 |
12 |
1420 |
What can you say Alice? That’s life. |
1.3853 |
0.06373 |
109 |
78 |
20 |
11 |
1421 |
God knows who did it. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1422 |
There's very little evidence, but at least we aren't in Texas. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1423 |
There's something fishy about how this crime has evolved. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1424 |
So where was the chicken? |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1425 |
At that rate, he can't have gotten far. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1426 |
Poor slob, I guess he just couldn't escape his past. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1427 |
I'm not sure what to make of this, but I've got a theory. |
1.3853 |
0.06373 |
109 |
78 |
20 |
11 |
1428 |
The case is clearly still evolving. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1429 |
It's interesting how this case has evolved. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1430 |
All killed by the same evolver. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1431 |
Stay alert, this case is constantly evolving. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1432 |
Apparently, they were witnesses testifying at that Scopes trial. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1433 |
Clearly, this case is still evolving. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1434 |
It seems the killer's methods are evolving. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1435 |
Any DNA evidence? |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1436 |
Trust me, I know a real Banksy when I see one. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1437 |
The case seems to be evolving quickly. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1438 |
Don’t be stupid, this is clearly a random series of events. |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1439 |
Not sure, but we think they fell off a minivan. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1440 |
Detective: "Well, officer, I believe I have a theory evolving..." |
1.3853 |
0.05816 |
109 |
74 |
28 |
7 |
1441 |
My family have been tracking this guy forever. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1442 |
I think we're making progress. |
1.3853 |
0.05668 |
109 |
73 |
30 |
6 |
1443 |
Whoever did this is extremely patient. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1444 |
Well, sergeant, this is quickly evolving into the strangest case I've ever seen. |
1.3853 |
0.06505 |
109 |
79 |
18 |
12 |
1445 |
Got any theories? |
1.3853 |
0.06505 |
109 |
79 |
18 |
12 |
1446 |
It’s the Creationist. I’d know his M. O. anywhere. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1447 |
Put out an APB: we're looking for a common ancestor. |
1.3853 |
0.06373 |
109 |
78 |
20 |
11 |
1448 |
He was a hero - he stood up for us. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1449 |
Well, it's taken a while, but I think we've finally got our man. |
1.3853 |
0.06373 |
109 |
78 |
20 |
11 |
1450 |
This case is evolving slowly. |
1.3853 |
0.05360 |
109 |
71 |
34 |
4 |
1451 |
Well Sergeant, one thing we do know, he wasn't a product of intelligent design. |
1.3853 |
0.05960 |
109 |
75 |
26 |
8 |
1452 |
Obviously, this crime has been in the works for some time. |
1.3853 |
0.06239 |
109 |
77 |
22 |
10 |
1453 |
There's a missing link. |
1.3853 |
0.06101 |
109 |
76 |
24 |
9 |
1454 |
Round up the usual suspects. Start with Darwin. |
1.3839 |
0.06373 |
112 |
81 |
19 |
12 |
1455 |
This is clearly one of Darwins jobs again. |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
1456 |
I swear I'll solve this, even if it takes me a million years. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1457 |
Put the missing link under police protection |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1458 |
The Creationism killer strikes again. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1459 |
Officer Darwin, I don’t like how this case is evolving. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1460 |
That's a nice theory, Officer Darwin. But without proof that's ALL it is. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1461 |
We should look for an anti-Darwinist. I'm guessing Betsy Devos in the classroom with a chalkboard. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1462 |
Ya see kid? Tails were the real victim here. |
1.3832 |
0.06457 |
107 |
77 |
19 |
11 |
1463 |
This has evolved into quite a crime scene. |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1464 |
I suspect it all started with a big bang. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1465 |
Do the chalk outlines look intelligently designed to you? |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1466 |
How could this happen? I thought we had put a tail on the tall one. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
1467 |
Looks like a clear case of homicidus erectus to me. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1468 |
Okay. Got a Homo habilis here, a Homo erectus, and a Homo--cide. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1469 |
O’Shaunnesy, I don’t like where this is headed. |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1470 |
I don't know, I still think God could have done it. |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1471 |
Put an APB out on the missing link. |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1472 |
The cause of death is still unknown but I’m guessing it was painfully slow. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1473 |
"I guess this is what 'draining the swamp' is all about. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1474 |
To crack this case we've got to answer two questions. 1:What connects the victims? and 2: Why were they jaywalking? |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
1475 |
Keep searching. There has to be some link we're missing here. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1476 |
What sick bastard would wipe out a whole phylum like this? |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1477 |
All I can tell you is that the case is evolving. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1478 |
No leads yet, but the case is quickly evolving. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
1479 |
We are missing a link here, sergeant. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1480 |
Take note, kid. These clues are rapidly evolving. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1481 |
It’s as if he just got up and walked away! |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1482 |
It is critical that we determine who the genus is behind this. |
1.3832 |
0.06034 |
107 |
74 |
25 |
8 |
1483 |
In this case revenge was served in permafrost. |
1.3832 |
0.05734 |
107 |
72 |
29 |
6 |
1484 |
It appears that it was a very slow death. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1485 |
Check if anyone has filed a Missing Link report. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1486 |
Has all the markings of the Darwin Gang. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1487 |
This is no simple drive-by. This is a crime that evolved over time. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1488 |
Round up every sick Darwinian you can find who's packing chalk. |
1.3832 |
0.06319 |
107 |
76 |
21 |
10 |
1489 |
It's only theory; we'll never prove it. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1490 |
We can rule out anyone in the scientific community. |
1.3832 |
0.05886 |
107 |
73 |
27 |
7 |
1491 |
Well, the situation has certainly evolved. |
1.3832 |
0.06178 |
107 |
75 |
23 |
9 |
1492 |
The Creationist is at it again. |
1.3818 |
0.05916 |
110 |
76 |
26 |
8 |
1493 |
I have a theory about this. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1494 |
I suspect our murderer is a creationist. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1495 |
Don't draw any conclusions yet. It's an evolving crime scene. |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
1496 |
Despite the evidence, some politicians don’t believe this crime ever happened. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1497 |
Well we can narrow it down to sometime between Cretaceous and this afternoon. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1498 |
We need a time of death, and don't give me that Jurassic stuff again. |
1.3810 |
0.05642 |
105 |
70 |
30 |
5 |
1499 |
I guess none of them was the fittest. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1500 |
Ah, clearly natural causes... |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1501 |
How on Earth are we going to notify next of kin? |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1502 |
You got a better theory? |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1503 |
This looks a lot like something I haven’t seen in ages. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1504 |
Tell the press the investigation is evolving. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1505 |
Evolution, but that's just my theory. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1506 |
And you say they didn't teach this in your school? |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1507 |
We're finally getting legs on this investigation. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1508 |
Well this case has really evolved |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1509 |
I didn't take that long to get here, did I? |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1510 |
That's a nice theory detective, but can you prove it? |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1511 |
We have everything but a motive. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1512 |
There's no way one guy is behind all of this. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1513 |
Evolution's a bitch, then you die... |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1514 |
Well Officer, it’s clear that he was shot with an evolver |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1515 |
Looks tough, do we have a theory? |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1516 |
Too bad.... his past finally caught up with him. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1517 |
Let’s see how this case evolves. |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1518 |
I guess we can rule out Intelligent Design. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1519 |
Apparently he refused to sleep with the fishes. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1520 |
My theory is evolving. |
1.3810 |
0.04762 |
105 |
65 |
40 |
0 |
1521 |
Chalk this one up to Darwin |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1522 |
Any clue where we go from here? |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1523 |
Well this is really one for the ages |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1524 |
Tell me: What kind of a lunatic would murder a fish, a reptile, an ape, and a man? |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1525 |
Now if we could just find the missing link... |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1526 |
Get cold case down here. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1527 |
This case will be unsolvable without the missing link. |
1.3810 |
0.05308 |
105 |
68 |
34 |
3 |
1528 |
Check the neighborhood. See if anyone heard a big bang. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1529 |
Let’s get a warrant for Betsy Devos. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1530 |
The fittest don't always survive now, do they? |
1.3810 |
0.06682 |
105 |
77 |
16 |
12 |
1531 |
It was Darwin. |
1.3810 |
0.06682 |
105 |
77 |
16 |
12 |
1532 |
I don't care what the evidence says, it's still just a theory. |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
1533 |
It's an evolving situation. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1534 |
Chalk it up to evolution! |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
1535 |
What was the time of death…within an eon or two? |
1.3810 |
0.05802 |
105 |
71 |
28 |
6 |
1536 |
Looks like the crime scene is evolving. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1537 |
His taste for killing has evolved. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1538 |
Well, I guess we’ll never know who was fittest. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1539 |
Keep this quiet until we notify the next of fin. |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1540 |
The killer had a long history with the victim. |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1541 |
Get me Darwin. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1542 |
J walking at rush hour, they were just asking for a Darwin award. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1543 |
Another day, another random act of genetic mutation. |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1544 |
Looks like someone from the Texas Board of Education has been here. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1545 |
Notify Mr. Pence that 6,000 years of evolution has come to an end. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1546 |
Some guy says he heard a big bang first. |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1547 |
I think the creationists did it. |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
1548 |
What do you think is the next step? |
1.3810 |
0.06402 |
105 |
75 |
20 |
10 |
1549 |
Where do we place the president? |
1.3810 |
0.06682 |
105 |
77 |
16 |
12 |
1550 |
What made you call us at the Cold Case Unit? |
1.3810 |
0.06110 |
105 |
73 |
24 |
8 |
1551 |
I don’t like how this case is evolving |
1.3810 |
0.06682 |
105 |
77 |
16 |
12 |
1552 |
I'm calling the Vice President in for questioning. |
1.3810 |
0.06544 |
105 |
76 |
18 |
11 |
1553 |
Put a tail on him! |
1.3810 |
0.06258 |
105 |
74 |
22 |
9 |
1554 |
Round up the usual suspects, starting with Banksy... |
1.3810 |
0.05958 |
105 |
72 |
26 |
7 |
1555 |
And yet, the killer spared the Archaeopteryx. Curious. |
1.3804 |
0.05751 |
92 |
60 |
29 |
3 |
1556 |
It appears to have been a slow-acting poison. |
1.3796 |
0.06672 |
108 |
80 |
15 |
13 |
1557 |
We know one thing: The killer is not a fundamentalist Christian. |
1.3796 |
0.05988 |
108 |
75 |
25 |
8 |
1558 |
Is Darwin a person of interest? |
1.3796 |
0.05988 |
108 |
75 |
25 |
8 |
1559 |
This wasn't premeditated... it was natural selection. |
1.3796 |
0.05988 |
108 |
75 |
25 |
8 |
1560 |
It's a shame. He was an upstanding citizen ... eventually. |
1.3796 |
0.06131 |
108 |
76 |
23 |
9 |
1561 |
Look for a car with a Christian fish on the bumper. |
1.3796 |
0.05988 |
108 |
75 |
25 |
8 |
1562 |
Forensics will have a field day! |
1.3796 |
0.05692 |
108 |
73 |
29 |
6 |
1563 |
But is it a crime when it's so intelligently designed? |
1.3796 |
0.05692 |
108 |
73 |
29 |
6 |
1564 |
I hope our witness is a stand-up guy. |
1.3796 |
0.06270 |
108 |
77 |
21 |
10 |
1565 |
This could take awhile. |
1.3774 |
0.05437 |
106 |
70 |
32 |
4 |
1566 |
I always knew there was something fishy about this guy. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1567 |
Sergeant, I have a theory about this case. |
1.3774 |
0.05600 |
106 |
71 |
30 |
5 |
1568 |
The crime scene appears to be evolving. |
1.3774 |
0.05912 |
106 |
73 |
26 |
7 |
1569 |
You got a theory on what happened here Darwin? |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
1570 |
There will be hell to pay if anybody monkeys around with this evidence. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1571 |
I know how it looks, but this was a crime of intelligent design. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1572 |
Looks like an evolving case to me. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1573 |
Evolutionary my dear Officer Watson. |
1.3774 |
0.06209 |
106 |
75 |
22 |
9 |
1574 |
Get Intelligent Design down here, see what they come up with. |
1.3774 |
0.06062 |
106 |
74 |
24 |
8 |
1575 |
Did anyone phyla complaint? |
1.3763 |
0.06471 |
93 |
65 |
21 |
7 |
1576 |
My theory on this case is evolving |
1.3750 |
0.06580 |
104 |
76 |
17 |
11 |
1577 |
Be careful. We can't let this case evolve any further. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1578 |
Poor guy was probably just a victim of natural selection |
1.3750 |
0.05665 |
104 |
70 |
29 |
5 |
1579 |
It looks like he may have just stood up and walked away... |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1580 |
Well, it's clear his methods are evolving. |
1.3750 |
0.05498 |
104 |
69 |
31 |
4 |
1581 |
Well, it's just a theory. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1582 |
These victims weren't chosen randomly. The killer is using natural selection. |
1.3750 |
0.05665 |
104 |
70 |
29 |
5 |
1583 |
The cause of death, officer, was natural selection |
1.3750 |
0.06580 |
104 |
76 |
17 |
11 |
1584 |
This could be one for the ages. |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1585 |
If only we could have gotten here 540 million years sooner. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1586 |
It's not a textbook case in this state. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1587 |
Evolutionary, my dear Sgt. Watson. |
1.3750 |
0.06436 |
104 |
75 |
19 |
10 |
1588 |
The clues don'y quite add up, Farnsworth. If only we could find the missing link. |
1.3750 |
0.06436 |
104 |
75 |
19 |
10 |
1589 |
Get me biology, we need to establish the timeline. |
1.3750 |
0.06436 |
104 |
75 |
19 |
10 |
1590 |
You chalked it up? To what, stupidity??? |
1.3750 |
0.06580 |
104 |
76 |
17 |
11 |
1591 |
Nothing's more vicious than natural selection. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1592 |
This crime clearly took some time. |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1593 |
Since we started working on this case it has really evolved. |
1.3750 |
0.05665 |
104 |
70 |
29 |
5 |
1594 |
We have a suspect, but it's only a theory at this point. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1595 |
Our theories on the suspect are evolving. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1596 |
Well, I've got a theory. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1597 |
It appears the victims were related. |
1.3750 |
0.05498 |
104 |
69 |
31 |
4 |
1598 |
So you say the steamroller never saw them |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1599 |
Clearly this is the work of a 6-Day Creationist. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1600 |
This is a case for Darwin. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1601 |
Getting to the root of this may take awhile. |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1602 |
I have some theories. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1603 |
Civilization, as we know it, is dead. |
1.3750 |
0.05665 |
104 |
70 |
29 |
5 |
1604 |
The Darwin Gang strikes again! |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1605 |
I'm not saying it was sudden, mind you. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1606 |
I really don't like how this case is evolving. |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1607 |
I thought something about him was fishy. |
1.3750 |
0.05827 |
104 |
71 |
27 |
6 |
1608 |
But where did the first one come from? |
1.3750 |
0.06290 |
104 |
74 |
21 |
9 |
1609 |
Good thing the coroner isn't Republican. |
1.3750 |
0.05985 |
104 |
72 |
25 |
7 |
1610 |
Biologically speaking, only one of these can be considered a cold-blooded murder. |
1.3750 |
0.06139 |
104 |
73 |
23 |
8 |
1611 |
The killer seemed to select his victims naturally. |
1.3738 |
0.06161 |
107 |
76 |
22 |
9 |
1612 |
If I could just find the missing link. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1613 |
But why kill the victim's entire family? |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1614 |
I'm beginning to see a pattern. |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1615 |
Looks like Darwin's back in town. |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
1616 |
The forensic boys believe the murders are linked. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1617 |
Have you heard Lt. Darwin's theory on this? |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1618 |
I still don't think it's proof. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1619 |
Looks like this case is still evolving. |
1.3725 |
0.06671 |
102 |
75 |
16 |
11 |
1620 |
It seems the killer's pattern is evolving. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1621 |
We have a lead, but it's really just a theory. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1622 |
My gut tells me this isn’t random. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1623 |
Well this kills that theory. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1624 |
'Seems we're missing a link here.' |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
1625 |
The science deniers have gone too far this time. |
1.3725 |
0.06219 |
102 |
72 |
22 |
8 |
1626 |
Round up the kids from the Museum of Natural History sleepover. Check their hands for chalk residue. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1627 |
Well Detective Darwin...any theories as to what happened here? |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1628 |
I've been on this case for a while now. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1629 |
We really have to improve the speed of our police cars. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1630 |
Just tell the press that our investigation is evolving. |
1.3725 |
0.05732 |
102 |
69 |
28 |
5 |
1631 |
The crime scene is still evolving. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1632 |
Looks like another case of pre-pre-pre-pre-medititaded murder. |
1.3725 |
0.06373 |
102 |
73 |
20 |
9 |
1633 |
We've narrowed it down to a creationist. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1634 |
Could be a copycat extinction. |
1.3725 |
0.05899 |
102 |
70 |
26 |
6 |
1635 |
Bring in Charles Darwin for questioning. |
1.3725 |
0.06061 |
102 |
71 |
24 |
7 |
1636 |
The killer is the missing link |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
1637 |
That’s one theory.... |
1.3725 |
0.05382 |
102 |
67 |
32 |
3 |
1638 |
I guess standing erect makes you more of a target. |
1.3725 |
0.06524 |
102 |
74 |
18 |
10 |
1639 |
Fortunately, the serial killer left us his carbon footprints. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
1640 |
Looks like the weapon was an evolver. |
1.3714 |
0.06385 |
105 |
76 |
19 |
10 |
1641 |
It looks like this was an intelligently designed murder. |
1.3714 |
0.06240 |
105 |
75 |
21 |
9 |
1642 |
It took us ages to reconstruct. |
1.3714 |
0.05783 |
105 |
72 |
27 |
6 |
1643 |
This looks like a highly evolved crime! |
1.3711 |
0.05546 |
97 |
64 |
30 |
3 |
1644 |
The statute of limitations has clearly run on all but the last of these victims |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1645 |
As Holmes might say, 'Evolutionary, my dear Watson.' |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
1646 |
I know this guy. He has a history. |
1.3700 |
0.05252 |
100 |
65 |
33 |
2 |
1647 |
What do we tell the press? Let's just say the victims are five members of an extended family. |
1.3700 |
0.06614 |
100 |
73 |
17 |
10 |
1648 |
When they go after your family, they don't kid around! |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1649 |
Some of these have been dead awhile |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1650 |
The way he selects his victims...it's so...natural. |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
1651 |
This was clearly an attack on science. |
1.3700 |
0.06460 |
100 |
72 |
19 |
9 |
1652 |
It was a crime 6,000,000 years in the making. |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1653 |
It’s only a matter of time before our killer strikes again. |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1654 |
Well, it's just a theory, but... |
1.3700 |
0.05801 |
100 |
68 |
27 |
5 |
1655 |
It's as I said. The case is evolving. |
1.3700 |
0.06301 |
100 |
71 |
21 |
8 |
1656 |
The middle one kinda looks like my mother-in-law. |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1657 |
This could take years. |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1658 |
The evidence is definitely evolving. |
1.3700 |
0.05972 |
100 |
69 |
25 |
6 |
1659 |
I say we put Detective Darwin on this one. |
1.3700 |
0.06765 |
100 |
74 |
15 |
11 |
1660 |
We couldn't solve this crime in a million years. |
1.3700 |
0.06139 |
100 |
70 |
23 |
7 |
1661 |
Witnesses at the church could not believe what they saw. |
1.3700 |
0.06614 |
100 |
73 |
17 |
10 |
1662 |
I hate working these cold cases. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
1663 |
A man, a woman, a snake, an apple and a garden. Why, what do you see? |
1.3689 |
0.06321 |
103 |
74 |
20 |
9 |
1664 |
I'm guessing the suspect will be a creationist, ... middle-aged, ...a loner ... |
1.3689 |
0.05852 |
103 |
71 |
26 |
6 |
1665 |
They all seem to be somehow related. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
1666 |
It explains everything but the fedora |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
1667 |
It will be interesting to see how this case evolves. |
1.3689 |
0.06169 |
103 |
73 |
22 |
8 |
1668 |
Even the fittest can’t survive in this town. |
1.3689 |
0.06616 |
103 |
76 |
16 |
11 |
1669 |
I want this crime scene kept secured; the details of this case are evolving. |
1.3679 |
0.05738 |
106 |
73 |
27 |
6 |
1670 |
I know we're missing something, a link perhaps. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1671 |
Just tell them the investigation is evolving. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1672 |
Things evolved pretty quickly. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1673 |
I think the butler did it. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1674 |
It's too early to come to any conclusions ... the case is still evolving. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1675 |
Just a hunch, but I think the victims may be related. |
1.3673 |
0.05502 |
98 |
65 |
30 |
3 |
1676 |
My theory is, these are all the same guy. |
1.3673 |
0.06863 |
98 |
73 |
14 |
11 |
1677 |
Poor fella, never should have left the sea... |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1678 |
Frankly we will have to wait and see this case evolves. |
1.3673 |
0.05690 |
98 |
66 |
28 |
4 |
1679 |
I want a list of all creationists within a five-mile radius. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1680 |
Obviously, the killer took his time. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1681 |
Let's get Darwin on the case, he's good at knowing how things evolve. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1682 |
I'm guessing creationists did them in. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1683 |
My views on this case have evolved. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1684 |
I'd say it was an act of God but.... |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1685 |
Evoloutionary, Detective Watson. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1686 |
They were just crossing the road? Then where’s the chicken? |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1687 |
Nice theory Sheriff, but I think we should just see how this case evolves. |
1.3673 |
0.05502 |
98 |
65 |
30 |
3 |
1688 |
A pattern is starting to evolve. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1689 |
Well, that theory’s dead. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1690 |
You’ve got me, Rogers. It could take eons to solve this one. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1691 |
This looks like it will be an evolving case. |
1.3673 |
0.06863 |
98 |
73 |
14 |
11 |
1692 |
She should have never left the ocean |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1693 |
It's murder, but was it random or by design? |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1694 |
We finally have the evidence we need. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1695 |
The solution is evolutionary my dear. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1696 |
I always said his miserable past would finally catch up with him. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1697 |
looks like it took a long time to die |
1.3673 |
0.07015 |
98 |
74 |
12 |
12 |
1698 |
Sorry, cant help you here. I went to Catholic school. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1699 |
Who in creation would do this? |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1700 |
That Texas Board of Education better have an alibi. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1701 |
I see a pattern evolving. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1702 |
Life has a way of catching up with you. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1703 |
I’ve got a theory |
1.3673 |
0.05690 |
98 |
66 |
28 |
4 |
1704 |
All the victims were in the same family. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1705 |
It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1706 |
We can prove the pattern, but will they believe us? |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1707 |
My theory is evolving. |
1.3673 |
0.06708 |
98 |
72 |
16 |
10 |
1708 |
I have an evolving theory. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1709 |
I say we charge them with a violation of Genesis 1:24. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1710 |
Put an APB out on the missing link. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1711 |
For the last time, I said it was just a theory. |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1712 |
Looks like another winner of the Darwin Award. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1713 |
Only one question remains. Were their deaths random, or was it natural selection? |
1.3673 |
0.05872 |
98 |
67 |
26 |
5 |
1714 |
I can't help but feel like there's something missing. |
1.3673 |
0.06048 |
98 |
68 |
24 |
6 |
1715 |
Well, it’s no Abbey Road. |
1.3673 |
0.06220 |
98 |
69 |
22 |
7 |
1716 |
This looks fishy from the start; where's the missing link? |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1717 |
I have a theory about what happened, but it's only a theory. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1718 |
Bring in Darwin for questioning. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1719 |
We’re missing something. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1720 |
It started with a big bang. |
1.3673 |
0.05690 |
98 |
66 |
28 |
4 |
1721 |
This looks like the work of a very old crime family. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1722 |
What worries me is the one that evolved from this guy and is still around here somewhere! |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1723 |
The coroner marks the last time of death around 12,000 BC. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1724 |
Would you call this style creationist? Or is it more of an intelligent design? |
1.3673 |
0.06863 |
98 |
73 |
14 |
11 |
1725 |
Poor sap. He was only 2 million years away from retirement. |
1.3673 |
0.06387 |
98 |
70 |
20 |
8 |
1726 |
Round up the usual scientists. |
1.3673 |
0.06549 |
98 |
71 |
18 |
9 |
1727 |
The time of death will be hard to determine. |
1.3663 |
0.06249 |
101 |
72 |
21 |
8 |
1728 |
I guess we should have seen this coming |
1.3654 |
0.06120 |
104 |
74 |
22 |
8 |
1729 |
It’s a crime of the eon. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1730 |
There may have been a crime here, but it is "just a theory". |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1731 |
Let’s just tell them, “What started as a simple case continues to evolve.” |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1732 |
Please keep the chalk away from Officer Darwin. |
1.3646 |
0.06806 |
96 |
71 |
15 |
10 |
1733 |
We're looking for a man with opposable thumbs. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1734 |
If we can find the fittest, we'll have our man. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1735 |
This one's easy. The human did it. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1736 |
Witnesses said the whole thing evolved quickly. |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1737 |
Get Darwin, now. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1738 |
Solving this crime was always just a matter of time. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1739 |
This case has Darwin written all over it. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1740 |
Looks like a family feud going way back. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1741 |
What do I do Jim? The evidence keeps evolving. |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1742 |
Seems the killer really took his time here. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1743 |
We’ve got another Texas Board of Ed copycat on our hands, Joe. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1744 |
My understanding of this case is rapidly evolving. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1745 |
I don't think you're quite ready to hear my theory. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1746 |
I’m starting to see a pattern. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1747 |
I never thought I’d live long enough to see this. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1748 |
I’ve always wondered if there was such a thing as too much evidence. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1749 |
I disagree. This crime is clearly the result of an intelligent design. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1750 |
I’d look for the missing link. |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1751 |
What's not to get? The victim was obviously a New Yorker cartoonist. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1752 |
Well, we know the victim wasn't Christian. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1753 |
Yeh? You got a better theory? |
1.3646 |
0.05565 |
96 |
64 |
29 |
3 |
1754 |
This appears to be the work of a serial killer, although trying to predict his next victim may take a great deal of time. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1755 |
I have a theory, but once again, there's a missing link. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1756 |
We'll need an APB for a suspect between the ages of 4 and 8 million. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1757 |
And your telling me that witnesses say it all happened in just a few seconds? |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1758 |
There must be a link here. |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1759 |
Do we know if the victims are related? |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1760 |
I have a theory on who did it but it’s evolving |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1761 |
We're gonna have to let this case evolve over time. |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1762 |
One thing we know for sure: these murders occurred over an extremely long time. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1763 |
Has Darwin been notified? |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1764 |
It'll be interesting to see how far back this goes... |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1765 |
I have a theory about this. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1766 |
Cause of death?" "Natural selection |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1767 |
I guess he's the end of his line. |
1.3646 |
0.05946 |
96 |
66 |
25 |
5 |
1768 |
Don't be hasty Sergeant, it could be nothing more than an intelligent design |
1.3646 |
0.06304 |
96 |
68 |
21 |
7 |
1769 |
I’d say we’ve traced this crime back to its genesis. |
1.3646 |
0.05565 |
96 |
64 |
29 |
3 |
1770 |
It looks like he made it this far... But, no farther. |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1771 |
We think the perp is Charlie “the knife” Darwin, but the case is still evolving |
1.3646 |
0.06642 |
96 |
70 |
17 |
9 |
1772 |
No, they didn't die like this, we just had some fun with the chalk. |
1.3646 |
0.06475 |
96 |
69 |
19 |
8 |
1773 |
And you’ve been working the case for how long? |
1.3646 |
0.05758 |
96 |
65 |
27 |
4 |
1774 |
Well, looks like that theory is dead |
1.3646 |
0.06127 |
96 |
67 |
23 |
6 |
1775 |
My view on this case is evolving. |
1.3636 |
0.06700 |
88 |
63 |
18 |
7 |
1776 |
It’s just a theory but... |
1.3636 |
0.05644 |
99 |
67 |
28 |
4 |
1777 |
Looks like we've got ourselves a case of unnatural selection. |
1.3636 |
0.06333 |
99 |
71 |
20 |
8 |
1778 |
This is going to take forever! |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
1779 |
After 100 million years you'da thought he'da learned to avoid this neighborhood after dark. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
1780 |
Our case is still evolving. |
1.3636 |
0.06168 |
99 |
70 |
22 |
7 |
1781 |
I guess they weren't the fittest after all. |
1.3636 |
0.06494 |
99 |
72 |
18 |
9 |
1782 |
Get an archaeologist to call time of death! |
1.3636 |
0.05644 |
99 |
67 |
28 |
4 |
1783 |
Unless I miss my guess, this is the work of the Ancestry.com Killer. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
83 |
58 |
20 |
5 |
1784 |
Another theory shot down. |
1.3608 |
0.06584 |
97 |
71 |
17 |
9 |
1785 |
Well, Marge, I have a theory, but it's going to be hard to prove. |
1.3608 |
0.06584 |
97 |
71 |
17 |
9 |
1786 |
The murderer? Why it’s evolutionary, my dear Watson. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1787 |
That must have been one hell of a conga line. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
1788 |
If he was walking backwards we've got a tough case |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
1789 |
I don't know, the missing link just isn't there. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
1790 |
A victim of natural selection. |
1.3608 |
0.06075 |
97 |
68 |
23 |
6 |
1791 |
It was a slow death. |
1.3608 |
0.05520 |
97 |
65 |
29 |
3 |
1792 |
Get me the best evolutionary zoology criminology psychologist we've got. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1793 |
This was no heat-of-the-moment crime. |
1.3608 |
0.06419 |
97 |
70 |
19 |
8 |
1794 |
We need to go back to the beginning. |
1.3608 |
0.06250 |
97 |
69 |
21 |
7 |
1795 |
As you can see, the case is evolving. |
1.3608 |
0.06584 |
97 |
71 |
17 |
9 |
1796 |
Talk about cold cases, this has been one for the ages. |
1.3579 |
0.06844 |
95 |
71 |
14 |
10 |
1797 |
But is it art? |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1798 |
Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1799 |
We’ll catch the killer. Book’em. Convict him. And then he’ll just go through the evolving door. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1800 |
Now, where the bodies taken to the morgue, the zoo or the museum? |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1801 |
I think we're done here. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1802 |
The evolution of this case is rather puzzling. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1803 |
I guess survival of the fittest is a dead issue now. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1804 |
It is hard to tell how this case is going to evolve. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1805 |
I have a theory about what happened here. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1806 |
Tell the press our leads are evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1807 |
Damn shame. His life was just getting started. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1808 |
Remind me to stop hiring paleontology majors as interns. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1809 |
We'll have to see how this case evolves. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1810 |
Tell them this investigation is just evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1811 |
Well there goes that theory. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1812 |
I believe we have a case of ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. |
1.3579 |
0.06844 |
95 |
71 |
14 |
10 |
1813 |
Call in the Feds. This serial killer is evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1814 |
Clues won't cut it - we need the missing link. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1815 |
This is unquestionably the coldest case I’ve ever encountered. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1816 |
The DNA evidence should really be interesting. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1817 |
We've got to find the missing link to crack this case. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1818 |
This crime keeps evolving. What's next? |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1819 |
According to the note, they just didn't feel as though they were making any progress. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1820 |
I wonder what’s next... |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1821 |
We still don't have a primate suspect. |
1.3579 |
0.06844 |
95 |
71 |
14 |
10 |
1822 |
We estimate the time of the murder between 300 million years ago and some time last night. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1823 |
Time of death: sometime between the Devonian and Triassic periods, give or take a few million years. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1824 |
Round up the natural suspects. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1825 |
"Our theory to what happened here is still evolving". |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1826 |
Let them know it might take a while. This crime scene is still evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1827 |
But how did they get 200 miles from the seashore? |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1828 |
This investigation appears to be evolving very rapidly, Officer Darwin. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1829 |
It figures, this neighborhood has a long history of violent crime. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1830 |
It’s an evolving story. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1831 |
I keep thinking there is a missing link here that connects these victims. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1832 |
Looks like we can rule out a Big Bang. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1833 |
Yes. We know he strikes same place, same time, every 1 million years. |
1.3579 |
0.07006 |
95 |
72 |
12 |
11 |
1834 |
This is evolution of a serial killer |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1835 |
I have a hunch, but it's just a theory. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1836 |
I don't like how this is evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1837 |
They say the investigation is still evolving |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1838 |
I always had doubts about the survival of the fittest |
1.3579 |
0.04944 |
95 |
61 |
34 |
0 |
1839 |
Follow the genes. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1840 |
Sure, we've made progress on the case, but I fear it may only be the illusion of progress. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1841 |
Dollars to donuts, they're the five escapees from the Natural History Museum. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1842 |
This killer's been at it for a while. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1843 |
Death ran in the family. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1844 |
There should be witnesses - this must have taken a while. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1845 |
We're learning that the ties between the victims go way back. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1846 |
This case is evolving faster than we thought. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1847 |
The situation is evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1848 |
Get Detective Darwin here, STAT! |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1849 |
This case is still evolving... |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1850 |
"This case will evolve on its own". |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1851 |
It appears the victims shared a common ancestor. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1852 |
And that, Sgt. Blodgett, is the evolution of the modern crime scene. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1853 |
Clearly a vicious killer to have taken out his entire family tree. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1854 |
This one took a long time to evolve. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1855 |
Call it a hunch, Stephens, but I doubt he'll strike again for at least another couple million years. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1856 |
I've seen this only once before...as a beat cop on Galápagos. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1857 |
The neighbors said they heard a big bang. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1858 |
Well, that's one theory. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1859 |
It was a slow death. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1860 |
It looks like natural causes. |
1.3579 |
0.05378 |
95 |
63 |
30 |
2 |
1861 |
This case just keeps evolving. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1862 |
Round up the usual Creationists. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1863 |
I think we're looking for a fundamentalist |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1864 |
Call it a hunch, but I think we're dealing with different killers here. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1865 |
It's going to take a million years to solve this crime |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1866 |
The collusion goes back further than I thought! |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1867 |
Evidently it was a slow death. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1868 |
Looks like evolving out of the water is easier then making it across the street. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1869 |
We’ll have to wait and see how this evolves. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1870 |
Can't wait to see the next victim |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1871 |
The creationists will try to suppress this evidence. |
1.3579 |
0.06844 |
95 |
71 |
14 |
10 |
1872 |
This case is evolving into a homicide. |
1.3579 |
0.06679 |
95 |
70 |
16 |
9 |
1873 |
I want a list of all his known associates for the last 10 million years. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1874 |
It’s the oldest, coldest case we have. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1875 |
It took a while, but was bound to happen. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1876 |
I've just about cracked it, but there still seems to be a missing link. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1877 |
According to the witness, the shooting only lasted 54 million years. |
1.3579 |
0.05583 |
95 |
64 |
28 |
3 |
1878 |
Even with proof some people aren't going to believe this. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1879 |
In order to solve this case, we will need to find the missing link. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1880 |
My theory is we have an evolving crime scene. |
1.3579 |
0.06509 |
95 |
69 |
18 |
8 |
1881 |
I have a theory as to what happened but I’m not certain it’s scientifically sound. |
1.3579 |
0.05780 |
95 |
65 |
26 |
4 |
1882 |
The sixth one crossed at the light. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1883 |
Now we’ll never find the Missing Link. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1884 |
Did CSU remove the amoeba from the crime scene? |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1885 |
I just have this nagging suspicion that these victims didn't all die at the same time.. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1886 |
I can see the case is evolving , Sgt. Cooper, but I still think the missing link we are looking for is a fish out of water. |
1.3579 |
0.05970 |
95 |
66 |
24 |
5 |
1887 |
I know it's just a theory Boss, but I think it's Darwin. |
1.3579 |
0.06844 |
95 |
71 |
14 |
10 |
1888 |
I don't think we should be standing here. |
1.3579 |
0.06334 |
95 |
68 |
20 |
7 |
1889 |
I can see a definite pattern evolving here. |
1.3579 |
0.06155 |
95 |
67 |
22 |
6 |
1890 |
Boss is not gonna like how this case is evolving. |
1.3571 |
0.05664 |
98 |
67 |
27 |
4 |
1891 |
Survival of the fittest did not seem to work out for anyone here. |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
1892 |
Shall I tell the press that it's an evolving crime scene? |
1.3571 |
0.05847 |
98 |
68 |
25 |
5 |
1893 |
I have a theory about the crime, but it's constantly evolving. |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
1894 |
We can rule out natural selection. |
1.3571 |
0.06686 |
98 |
73 |
15 |
10 |
1895 |
Looks like we've got a rapidly evolving investigation. |
1.3571 |
0.06364 |
98 |
71 |
19 |
8 |
1896 |
There's a missing link somewhere... |
1.3571 |
0.06197 |
98 |
70 |
21 |
7 |
1897 |
I have a theory, but need to find the missing link. |
1.3556 |
0.06382 |
90 |
64 |
20 |
6 |
1898 |
Looks like we have an evolving situation here. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1899 |
I have a theory, but you won’t believe it. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1900 |
He almost made it, poor devil. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1901 |
The murder weapon was undoubtedly an evolver. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1902 |
I’m sure there’s a link here that we’re missing.au |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1903 |
Let's just say the case is still evolving. However, the priest we have in custody denies we even have a case. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1904 |
This case isn't evolving the way I thought. Oh well, anyone want a donut? |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1905 |
It’s evolving, but I have a theory. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1906 |
Just note that the crime scene is evolving. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1907 |
I know I could crack this case wide open if I could just find the missing link. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1908 |
I suspect the timeline will be important to solving this one! |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1909 |
I've been working this case for a long time. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1910 |
I don’t see anything unnatural about this selection. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1911 |
It’s a long line of DNA evidence. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1912 |
Now to find the missing link. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1913 |
We suspect that the victims were related. But that's just a theory. |
1.3548 |
0.05851 |
93 |
64 |
25 |
4 |
1914 |
I dunno, Mac. Seems the facts of this case are constantly evolving. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1915 |
I'm too old for this shit. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1916 |
I have a theory, but I don't think you'll like it. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1917 |
Refer it to animal control -- except for the one with no tail. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1918 |
It appears our killer was very patient. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1919 |
Looks like this guy selects his victims naturally. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1920 |
This is trivial compared to what we found at the White House. |
1.3548 |
0.06777 |
93 |
69 |
15 |
9 |
1921 |
Oh man! |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1922 |
This investigation has been going on for eons. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1923 |
Well, this accident will be a shoe-in for this year's Darwin Award. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1924 |
Ever wish we still had tails, Kowalsky? |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1925 |
Okay, now this is just a theory, but I suspect that the victims are related. |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1926 |
I think we found the missing link. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1927 |
It’s Evolutionary, Watson! |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1928 |
There goes my creationist theory! |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1929 |
One thing's for sure, The killer certainly took his time. |
1.3548 |
0.06602 |
93 |
68 |
17 |
8 |
1930 |
This neighborhood's been bad news for way too long. |
1.3548 |
0.06047 |
93 |
65 |
23 |
5 |
1931 |
Depends which way you read it: either proof of evolution or a Match.com date gone terribly wrong. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1932 |
It seems the victim died after 2 to 3 million years. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1933 |
Whoever did this took their sweet time. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1934 |
Evolve or die? I'd say it's more like, "evolve AND die". |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1935 |
his DNA tripped him up |
1.3548 |
0.06238 |
93 |
66 |
21 |
6 |
1936 |
Round up every creationist within a mile radius. |
1.3548 |
0.06422 |
93 |
67 |
19 |
7 |
1937 |
It's got Darwin's fingerprints all over it. |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
1938 |
Amateurs! Left out amoeba, T-rex, bird, ape and coffin at the end. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1939 |
Really? There are no eye-witnesses for a crime that took 3.8 billion years to complete? |
1.3542 |
0.06619 |
96 |
71 |
16 |
9 |
1940 |
We'll need to dig deep to prove these crimes are related |
1.3542 |
0.06102 |
96 |
68 |
22 |
6 |
1941 |
I can see how this case is beginning to evolve. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1942 |
He must have held on for quite a while. |
1.3542 |
0.06451 |
96 |
70 |
18 |
8 |
1943 |
Our profile of the suspect is still evolving. |
1.3542 |
0.06102 |
96 |
68 |
22 |
6 |
1944 |
We're not sure yet - it's an evolving situation |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1945 |
Simultaneously? Or am I looking at a wrinkle in time? |
1.3542 |
0.06279 |
96 |
69 |
20 |
7 |
1946 |
It is interesting to see how this investigation has evolved." |
1.3542 |
0.05920 |
96 |
67 |
24 |
5 |
1947 |
Is this a clue or missing link? |
1.3523 |
0.06268 |
88 |
62 |
21 |
5 |
1948 |
An arresting development. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1949 |
We'll indict the fish and see where that leads. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1950 |
Open and shut case - unless there's a creationist on the jury. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1951 |
Tell the Chief that the details of this case are evolving. |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1952 |
Actually, it's evolutionary Ms. Watson |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1953 |
Sergeant, I think this could be the longest string of unsolved murders in department history. |
1.3516 |
0.07054 |
91 |
69 |
12 |
10 |
1954 |
If they were walking backwards we're in big trouble. |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1955 |
He had it coming. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1956 |
Detective, I do not believe these are unrelated. |
1.3516 |
0.06698 |
91 |
67 |
16 |
8 |
1957 |
Our first clue. Whoever he was, I think we can assume he wasn't from a red state. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1958 |
I predict the next victim won't have an appendix. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1959 |
"It's evolutionary, my dear Watson" were his final words. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1960 |
The killer must have been planning his crime for eons. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1961 |
The pope better have a good alibi |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1962 |
It could take a long time to solve this one |
1.3516 |
0.05925 |
91 |
63 |
24 |
4 |
1963 |
Well, we can rule out Banksy, for starters. |
1.3516 |
0.07054 |
91 |
69 |
12 |
10 |
1964 |
I want to look through the cold cases file. I think he's been at this longer than we thought. |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1965 |
OK Sarg’, let’s round up the usual Creationists. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1966 |
Are there any connections between the victims? |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1967 |
... and bring that Darwin guy into the station again for questioning. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1968 |
This is a puzzler. I was home schooled. |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1969 |
Suspect appears to have strong anti-Darwin convictions. Let's start at the White House. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1970 |
Get me Inspector Darwin. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1971 |
Maybe we shouldn’t be standing in this tar pit. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1972 |
Sad, all that remains is this piece of the minivan rear window. |
1.3516 |
0.07054 |
91 |
69 |
12 |
10 |
1973 |
The investigation is still evolving, but I'd estimate a timeline of 505 million years. |
1.3516 |
0.06514 |
91 |
66 |
18 |
7 |
1974 |
Better make that four roadkills and one homicide. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1975 |
This has all of his hallmarks except for the intelligent design. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1976 |
Well, obviously it's an evolving situation. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1977 |
Looks like that gang of creationists are at it again! |
1.3516 |
0.07054 |
91 |
69 |
12 |
10 |
1978 |
Evolutionary, my dear Darwin, evolutionary. |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1979 |
Ten thousand to the mural guy and we get this? |
1.3516 |
0.06323 |
91 |
65 |
20 |
6 |
1980 |
All we have are theories! We need leads... |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1981 |
Natural selection strikes again. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1982 |
It looks like this crime has evolved into a homicide. |
1.3516 |
0.06878 |
91 |
68 |
14 |
9 |
1983 |
We have a man in custody but he claims he has an alibi: the Book of Genesis. |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1984 |
This crime goes way back |
1.3516 |
0.06127 |
91 |
64 |
22 |
5 |
1985 |
This has evolved into quite a case. |
1.3511 |
0.06883 |
94 |
71 |
13 |
10 |
1986 |
Our theory of the case is evolving. |
1.3511 |
0.05995 |
94 |
66 |
23 |
5 |
1987 |
Sad: He was really trying to evolve. |
1.3511 |
0.06365 |
94 |
68 |
19 |
7 |
1988 |
Yup, same MO. Chalk up another one for Extinction. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1989 |
I feel like we've been on this case for millions of years. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1990 |
If you ask me, it looks like the work of Darwin or Keith Haring. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1991 |
This looks like the work of a serial anthropologist. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1992 |
It’s a crime many eons in the making. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1993 |
How in creation could this have happened? |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
1994 |
Evolving theories is all we have right now. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
1995 |
My bet is this all has something to do with Robert Mueller and the FBI draining the swamp here in D.C. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
1996 |
I have a theory, but it may be a little creative. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
1997 |
Well, that's just one theory. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
1998 |
First, we have to establish if these victims were connected in anyway. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
1999 |
This is more background than we usually get. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2000 |
It's got all the markings of a serial mutator. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2001 |
Yes, but are they related? |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2002 |
We have to act fast. The situation is evolving rapidly. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2003 |
Witnesses say he was hit by a DeLorean going 80 miles an hour. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2004 |
This may take a while, but we'll get our man. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2005 |
I think we may be next. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2006 |
Call me old school, but my gut says these are totally unrelated events. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2007 |
Well, I guess that rules out the priest. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2008 |
Let's call Detective Darwin in on this one. This looks specious. |
1.3483 |
0.07165 |
89 |
68 |
11 |
10 |
2009 |
Mind you, it’s just a theory, but... |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2010 |
Looks like we have a serial killer with a long history. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2011 |
Ironically,the victim's name is Darwin. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2012 |
Round up the usual evolutionary biologists. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2013 |
Mass extinctions started in the Trumpian era. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2014 |
I guess we can eliminate Creationism as a possible suspect. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2015 |
They would have made an interesting line up. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2016 |
Well, so much for that theory. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2017 |
He should have never left the water. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2018 |
Based on all of the evidence so far, it's an evolving case. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2019 |
Run down a guy named Darwin; this looks like his work. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2020 |
We could only identify him by his fossil record. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2021 |
Tracks lead back to a pot of primordial soup. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2022 |
No room for monkey business in this case. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2023 |
The suspect certainly took his time committing this crime. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2024 |
It appears our suspect is a creationist in a bulldozer. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2025 |
Fox News will have a field day with this .... |
1.3483 |
0.07341 |
89 |
69 |
9 |
11 |
2026 |
I suspect there's a charter school nearby. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2027 |
This one has Darwin’s fingerprints all over it! |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2028 |
Well, first we have to figure out where it began. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2029 |
So, the neighbors say they hear a big bang, huh? |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2030 |
This wouldn’t have happened had Hillary won. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2031 |
Bring in the usual primates. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2032 |
I don't care what you New York City types say; here in Texas, we call this an act of God. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2033 |
The suspects were a white couple, no clothes, wearing only fig leaves to hide their genitalia. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2034 |
I can't help but feel like we're missing something here... |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2035 |
That’s what I call a serial killer |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2036 |
It's a crime scene of prehistoric proportions. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2037 |
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny every time, Sergeant. |
1.3483 |
0.07165 |
89 |
68 |
11 |
10 |
2038 |
This case is slowly evolving. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2039 |
Just where do you think this is headed, Scully? |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2040 |
It seems like this took more than seven days. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2041 |
Damned if I know but there appears to be a missing link! |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2042 |
Crossing where there's no signal. Give 'em a Darwin award. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2043 |
I'd bet my badge this is the work of the La Brea Stalker. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2044 |
Find out where Richard Dawkins was last night. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2045 |
My views on this case are evolving. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2046 |
This crime goes way back |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2047 |
It's evolutionary, my dear Watson. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2048 |
Let me know how the case evolves. |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2049 |
Looks like we have a Mass Extinction case on our hands. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2050 |
The next one is an iPhone. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2051 |
At least we can safely conclude they were not the fittest. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2052 |
They got the whole family |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2053 |
No one listened to me when I said that slashing science funding was just the beginning. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2054 |
As God is my witness, nobody is ever going to believe this happened. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2055 |
What kind of idiot leaves a signature? |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2056 |
This case is evolving fast, Cribbens! |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2057 |
Looks like they got the extended family. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2058 |
Forensics says this one was years in the making. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2059 |
Hmm. I have a theory, but it's still evolving. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2060 |
My thinking on this case has evolved. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2061 |
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, the creationist will not be happy with this evidence. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2062 |
This has evolved into what now looks like the "Abbey Road" album cover. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2063 |
Looks like the work of the Intelligent Design mob. |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2064 |
I have a theory. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2065 |
I know this case is still evolving, but I feel like there's a missing link somewhere. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2066 |
Apparently the larger brain didn't help....... |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2067 |
And now, we wait... |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2068 |
Well, the evidence is sketchy but its still evolving....... |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2069 |
Forensics puts the time of death some time in the last 420 million years. |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2070 |
Interesting how this case is evolving. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2071 |
Have all the families been notified? |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2072 |
I assume it's Republicans retiring from Congress. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2073 |
I cracked one other case like this years ago in the "Galapagos Islands" |
1.3483 |
0.06001 |
89 |
62 |
23 |
4 |
2074 |
Being single, they had no chance of making it on the Ark |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2075 |
Well at least the investigation seems to be evolving |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2076 |
We better solve this case before we find out what's next. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2077 |
This crime is evolving quickly. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2078 |
Another Darwinian murder... But what's the missing link? |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2079 |
Damnit there’s got to be a missing link. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2080 |
Not with a whimper, but a bang. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2081 |
We won't see him strike for another 2000 years or so. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2082 |
My theory as to what happened is slowly evolving |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2083 |
The killer's M.O is evolving rapidly |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2084 |
I wouldn't rule out intelligent design. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2085 |
Is there any evidence to support the theory? |
1.3483 |
0.06412 |
89 |
64 |
19 |
6 |
2086 |
I have a theory, but the church won't like it. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2087 |
Now we have to find the missing link |
1.3483 |
0.05784 |
89 |
61 |
25 |
3 |
2088 |
No question, it's Banksy. |
1.3483 |
0.06608 |
89 |
65 |
17 |
7 |
2089 |
The killer's MO has clearly evolved. |
1.3483 |
0.06799 |
89 |
66 |
15 |
8 |
2090 |
It's clear the situation is evolving. |
1.3483 |
0.05559 |
89 |
60 |
27 |
2 |
2091 |
It’s just a theory, but I think it’s a good one. |
1.3483 |
0.06984 |
89 |
67 |
13 |
9 |
2092 |
So young. None of them were a day over 3.8 billion years old. |
1.3483 |
0.07341 |
89 |
69 |
9 |
11 |
2093 |
Another crime against humanity. |
1.3483 |
0.06210 |
89 |
63 |
21 |
5 |
2094 |
Well, obviously the crime scene is still evolving... |
1.3478 |
0.06266 |
92 |
66 |
20 |
6 |
2095 |
Our theory of the case is still evolving. |
1.3478 |
0.06636 |
92 |
68 |
16 |
8 |
2096 |
This case is evolving fast. |
1.3478 |
0.06266 |
92 |
66 |
20 |
6 |
2097 |
It may look like an open and shut case, Bonnie, but I can't help but feel we're missing a link. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2098 |
Looks like an evolving case to me. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2099 |
We are looking for the missing link in this case. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2100 |
Which one is Trump? |
1.3448 |
0.07094 |
87 |
66 |
12 |
9 |
2101 |
Obviously an evolving crime scene. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2102 |
As you can see, the facts are still developing |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2103 |
I wonder what the victims had in common. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2104 |
This case is evolving faster than we thought. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2105 |
Well, let’s hope this is not the end of the line. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2106 |
Something tells me the church is behind this. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2107 |
Interesting, but it's just a theory. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2108 |
What kind of animal would do such a thing? |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2109 |
My thinking about this crime has evolved. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2110 |
541 million years and we still can't catch the guy |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2111 |
I'd say we will have to consult Doctor Darwin on this case. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2112 |
Well it's a long shot Evens, but forensics says we need to put an APB out for a gigantic meteor. |
1.3448 |
0.05623 |
87 |
59 |
26 |
2 |
2113 |
This case would have been a lot simpler 10 million years ago. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2114 |
So much for that theory. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2115 |
Bring that new bible study group in for questioning. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2116 |
I'm amazed how fast this case has evolved! |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2117 |
And then came Trump |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2118 |
It’s clear this case is still evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2119 |
Round up the biblical suspects. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2120 |
Looks like we have an evolving crime scene |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2121 |
Looks like the war between Creationists and Darwinists just got real. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2122 |
Criminology recapitulates phylogeny. |
1.3448 |
0.07280 |
87 |
67 |
10 |
10 |
2123 |
Poor guy. He was really moving up in the world. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2124 |
I'd say victims of a carbon dating site. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2125 |
Any new developments? |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2126 |
I'd say his crimes are evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2127 |
Forensics showed they were shot with a high caliber evolver. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2128 |
I don't like where this is going |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2129 |
Bring in the evolutionary biologist, we're still missing a link. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2130 |
It will take eons to solve this one. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2131 |
We're bringing in experts from MoMA and the Museum of Natural History. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2132 |
I think I have a theory about this case. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2133 |
Creationists have a theory that these are unrelated events. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2134 |
My evolving theory is ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2135 |
Better post a stakeout. This is an evolving crime scene |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2136 |
That's an interesting theory, Officer Darwin, but I think a higher power had to have been responsible for this. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2137 |
I always suspected that our ancestors were fish... |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2138 |
The killer really took his time with the victim. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2139 |
We've ruled out Jesus |
1.3448 |
0.07280 |
87 |
67 |
10 |
10 |
2140 |
His Paleo diet caught up with him. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2141 |
Chalk it up to an act of God |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2142 |
I know what the scientific evidence says, but I'm leaning towards a faith-based solution. |
1.3448 |
0.05623 |
87 |
59 |
26 |
2 |
2143 |
It’s Evolutionary, Watson! |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2144 |
I’m not above conspiracy theories. This is the work of an evolutionist. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2145 |
We can't tell anything yet. The crime scene is still evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2146 |
Looks like he wasn't an upstanding citizen, after all. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2147 |
I just can't figure out how the criminal found the time to do all this. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2148 |
I can’t help but feel we’re next. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2149 |
Well this case evolved quickly. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2150 |
This was clearly the work of a serial creationist. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2151 |
Looks like the work of our boy Darwin again |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2152 |
Apparently this crime took some time to unfold. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2153 |
The abundantly clear chain of evidence leads to an obvious conclusion. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2154 |
We'd better hand this one off to the Smithsonian. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2155 |
Call headquarters and tell them to put an APB out on the fittest. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2156 |
Pull the priest and the rabbi out of the lineup. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2157 |
I've got a theory about this. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2158 |
I hear ya Roz. But I just can’t see the link. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2159 |
And get me a list of all local creationists. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2160 |
It could be any one of us |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2161 |
Let's trace their steps backwards. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2162 |
Seems we stumbled upon another cold case |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2163 |
Perp has issues that go way back. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2164 |
We have no ID, but it seems he emerged from the primordial sludge. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2165 |
I think I see a pattern. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2166 |
Only one thing's for sure. They weren't the fittest. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2167 |
Right now the primary suspect is the missing link. |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2168 |
Tell the press the situation is still evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2169 |
Looks to me like a guy walking four pets but there there’s some resemblances I can’t explain. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2170 |
Forensics identified them as the Darwin family. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2171 |
Believe it or not, this whole thing was just an accident. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2172 |
Does this go right to left or left to right? |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2173 |
We think we have a few leads, but the facts are still evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2174 |
The road to extinction |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2175 |
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore... |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2176 |
Well, this case is evolving quickly. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2177 |
A clear case of premeditated evolution. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2178 |
Yup. This one's headed for the cold case file. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2179 |
The chain of evidence started with a big bang. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2180 |
How do we explain this to the captain? He's a creationist. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2181 |
Mr. Darwin, can you run that by me again? |
1.3448 |
0.05856 |
87 |
60 |
24 |
3 |
2182 |
Our view of the case is evolving. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2183 |
Chief says the case was just upgraded to a homicide. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2184 |
« They’re getting increasingly sophisticated, Chief. » |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2185 |
It's got the M.O. of the Darwin gang. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2186 |
Jack the Creationist strikes again. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2187 |
Well, we can eliminate the Creationists. |
1.3448 |
0.06903 |
87 |
65 |
14 |
8 |
2188 |
I told you to take the chalk away from Wilson. |
1.3448 |
0.06707 |
87 |
64 |
16 |
7 |
2189 |
I get the feeling this case will be one of life's great mysteries. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2190 |
We'll never prove it |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2191 |
Get us some coffee and donuts Janine. If Darwin was right, this case will stay open for a few million years. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2192 |
Call me when the missing link turns up. |
1.3448 |
0.06296 |
87 |
62 |
20 |
5 |
2193 |
I think the La Brea Killer’s taunting us. |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2194 |
It's probably natural causes. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2195 |
Time of death 24 hours-give or take a billion years. |
1.3448 |
0.06080 |
87 |
61 |
22 |
4 |
2196 |
'Survival of the fittest'? Not in this case! |
1.3448 |
0.06504 |
87 |
63 |
18 |
6 |
2197 |
Well, at least we know they're not from Tennessee.... |
1.3448 |
0.07280 |
87 |
67 |
10 |
10 |
2198 |
Well, at least we can put the murders in perspective. |
1.3444 |
0.05733 |
90 |
62 |
25 |
3 |
2199 |
It worries me to see crime evolving in this City |
1.3444 |
0.05733 |
90 |
62 |
25 |
3 |
2200 |
I think we can rule out the perp being a creationist. |
1.3444 |
0.06917 |
90 |
68 |
13 |
9 |
2201 |
At some point, the question will be whether we can indict God. |
1.3444 |
0.06153 |
90 |
64 |
21 |
5 |
2202 |
Do you see the significance here? We now have evidence that the Gingerbread Man wasn't created after all, but actually evolved from a primitive cookie cutter! |
1.3444 |
0.06153 |
90 |
64 |
21 |
5 |
2203 |
Hit and run. Sad case. Evolved for millions of years, wiped out in a second. |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
2204 |
Call downtown, tell them the case is evolving. |
1.3444 |
0.06546 |
90 |
66 |
17 |
7 |
2205 |
I'd stake my reputation on the perp being a creationist. |
1.3444 |
0.06734 |
90 |
67 |
15 |
8 |
2206 |
Well, we'll just have to see how this case evolves. |
1.3444 |
0.06352 |
90 |
65 |
19 |
6 |
2207 |
It appears to be five victims and they look distantly related. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2208 |
It's the same old story: they start with the small stuff - the plankton, the invertebrates - and before you know it they've gone fully bipedal. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2209 |
Now what? |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2210 |
There's just something fishy about the whole thing. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2211 |
Banksy? |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2212 |
Let's solve this quickly, before it evolves again. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2213 |
Looks like it took him a long time to die. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2214 |
Looks like the end of the line |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2215 |
Obviously, the investigation is still evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2216 |
The man and the fish have been identified but we're still working on the others. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2217 |
From the evidence before us, I'm fairly confident we can deduce how the body came to arrive here. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2218 |
I think what we have here is a case of Intelligent Design. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2219 |
They should have called us in sooner. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2220 |
This is headed in a bad direction. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2221 |
...and yet the killer's methods remain surprisingly unchanged. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2222 |
Looks like some sort of intelligent design. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2223 |
There's loads of other evidence too, but many still won't believe it. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2224 |
I can't comment. This is an evolving crime scene. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2225 |
It looks like the crime scene has evolved |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2226 |
These cases have a way of evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2227 |
The evidence is evolving right before our eyes. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2228 |
Call the Church - they have motive. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2229 |
The DNA testing is going to take forever. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2230 |
It's what we in the game call an evolving crime scene... |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2231 |
Has anyone come up with a theory yet? |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2232 |
The culprit's MO seems to be... evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2233 |
Police response has been slow lately. How long were they there before we found them? |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2234 |
I think the suspect held a grudge for a long time. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2235 |
It's some sort of warning. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2236 |
Well, I can see this case in evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2237 |
Looking at the evidence, I don't think this crime was very intelligently designed. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2238 |
Round up the usual evolutionists. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2239 |
It was the crime of all ages. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2240 |
Take note - witness heard a big bang. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2241 |
A textbook case...my elementary science textbook. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2242 |
I can't figure out how he kills the ancestors first. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2243 |
So what's the missing link here? |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2244 |
Clue # 1. Our killer is clearly evolved. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2245 |
Well, I have a theory, but more than half the people won’t believe it. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2246 |
The shooter had to have opposable thumbs. |
1.3412 |
0.05689 |
85 |
58 |
25 |
2 |
2247 |
your body cam was off right??? |
1.3412 |
0.07209 |
85 |
65 |
11 |
9 |
2248 |
After all these years ... it never gets easier to notify the family |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2249 |
We've got one suspect; goes by the name "Evan Gelical" |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2250 |
Chief. They were last seen Monday about 10:30 pm 335,000 years ago. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2251 |
The perp's evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2252 |
It’s just a theory but why don’t you pick up the usual species |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2253 |
Let’s see how this case evolves. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2254 |
Our last chalk guy was a Scientologist. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2255 |
Can't use this evidence...it's over two million years old. |
1.3412 |
0.07401 |
85 |
66 |
9 |
10 |
2256 |
Looks like this case is slowly evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2257 |
Detective, we’re missing a link |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2258 |
My guess is that the victims are all connected somehow. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2259 |
I've got a theory...but it's still evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2260 |
Looks like they got the extended family. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2261 |
This crime scene seems to be evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2262 |
At first blush I'd say it's an evolving case. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2263 |
We'll have to see if there's a DNA match.... |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2264 |
I think the investigation has reached a dead end. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2265 |
I still don't think we can rule out an act of God |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2266 |
It looks like the killer's MO is evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2267 |
Looks like a perfectly natural end to me. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2268 |
Where to begin? |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2269 |
I have a pretty good idea how the crime evolved. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2270 |
First reports say they were heading to the National History Museum |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2271 |
Notify chief detective Darwin. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2272 |
So much for Survival of the Fittest. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2273 |
We've seen this pattern before |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2274 |
This one's got me stumped...there's a missing link I just can't put my finger on... |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2275 |
There you have it, the evolution of manslaughter. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2276 |
I have a theory... but it's only a theory. |
1.3412 |
0.07209 |
85 |
65 |
11 |
9 |
2277 |
I know in my guts that creationists killed them, but with those guys there is never any proof. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2278 |
570 million years and we still have no idea who the killer is. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2279 |
We caught the suspect and we figured out the motive, but there's still a missing link here... |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2280 |
Criminals are getting more and more sophisticated these days. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2281 |
The fish was probably already dead. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2282 |
Better call in the Darwin Squad. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2283 |
I think we're making progress. |
1.3412 |
0.07209 |
85 |
65 |
11 |
9 |
2284 |
I can't solve this one. It's against my religion. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2285 |
It seems this case has evolved. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2286 |
We may have reached the end of the line with this investigation, sergeant. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2287 |
This cold case is slowly evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2288 |
Round up the usual zealots. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2289 |
Clearly, the crime evolved. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2290 |
Looks like they’ve been out here for ages. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2291 |
Art majors. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2292 |
Look close, and you'll see this case is fishy from the start. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2293 |
I think we can rule out intelligent design. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2294 |
What a shame. He was at his peak. |
1.3412 |
0.06809 |
85 |
63 |
15 |
7 |
2295 |
Well, I’d say this one is linked to that primordial soup heist last week. |
1.3412 |
0.06600 |
85 |
62 |
17 |
6 |
2296 |
Yeah, I'd really like to solve this one. Been on the books now for 2 1/2 billion years. |
1.3412 |
0.07012 |
85 |
64 |
13 |
8 |
2297 |
Better get started on notifying the next of kin. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2298 |
Regardless of evidence, the brass will still it call theory. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2299 |
It's a tough one but a theory is evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2300 |
Just because it's natural selection doesn't mean it's not a crime. |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2301 |
It's only a matter of time... |
1.3412 |
0.06161 |
85 |
60 |
21 |
4 |
2302 |
'I'd say time of death was midnight, give or take a million years' |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2303 |
I think the killer is trying to tell us something. |
1.3412 |
0.05437 |
85 |
57 |
27 |
1 |
2304 |
Forget it, Jake. It's Cenozoic. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2305 |
This case seems to be evolving. |
1.3412 |
0.06385 |
85 |
61 |
19 |
5 |
2306 |
I think we can chalk this up to natural selection. |
1.3412 |
0.05930 |
85 |
59 |
23 |
3 |
2307 |
We seem to be missing a link. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2308 |
It may be difficult locating next of kin. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2309 |
I knew CSI: Galapagos was a bad idea. |
1.3409 |
0.06836 |
88 |
66 |
14 |
8 |
2310 |
A suspect? My theory is evolving. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2311 |
We need to narrow down the timeline. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2312 |
Looks to me like a clear-cut case of arrested development. |
1.3409 |
0.06836 |
88 |
66 |
14 |
8 |
2313 |
I'm guessing the mob's been using this pit for years to hide the bodies. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2314 |
So, do you have a theory? |
1.3409 |
0.06836 |
88 |
66 |
14 |
8 |
2315 |
The missing link. That’s the key to solving this case. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2316 |
But is it art? |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2317 |
This is an evolving crime scene. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2318 |
One thing’s for sure...it was not an act of God |
1.3409 |
0.06836 |
88 |
66 |
14 |
8 |
2319 |
Looks like a case of unnatural selection... |
1.3409 |
0.05572 |
88 |
60 |
26 |
2 |
2320 |
We know for certain God had no hand in this. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2321 |
Hard to connect the dots. Seems to be a missing link. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2322 |
To call this the "Crime of the Century" is probably an understatement. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2323 |
Looks a lot like an evolving case. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2324 |
The Commisioner says we better wrap this one up way before the next one appears. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2325 |
I'll make a statement to the press. You call my wife and tell her to have dinner without me because I'm working Late Pleistocene. |
1.3409 |
0.05802 |
88 |
61 |
24 |
3 |
2326 |
Looks like they’re from a minivan. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2327 |
Well, that escalated quickly. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2328 |
Just tell the press our theory is evolving. |
1.3409 |
0.06836 |
88 |
66 |
14 |
8 |
2329 |
Oh no....Ontogeny recapitulates philogeny is BACK! |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2330 |
Let's just say the investigation is evolving. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2331 |
I've got a theory about this one. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2332 |
This is a fast-evolving case. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2333 |
My thinking on this case has evolved. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2334 |
Diabolical! He planned this many, many, many years ago. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2335 |
Well, we know he did not die instantly |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2336 |
We think they're all connected. |
1.3409 |
0.05572 |
88 |
60 |
26 |
2 |
2337 |
This is a case for Darwin. |
1.3409 |
0.06023 |
88 |
62 |
22 |
4 |
2338 |
This lools like a pretty old case. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2339 |
Well, it’s just a theory, but we think Fundamentalism is what got ‘em. |
1.3409 |
0.06442 |
88 |
64 |
18 |
6 |
2340 |
It really helps to know the victim's back story. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2341 |
This case has been a little fishy from the start. |
1.3409 |
0.07024 |
88 |
67 |
12 |
9 |
2342 |
The trail of evidence here goes back a long way. |
1.3409 |
0.06642 |
88 |
65 |
16 |
7 |
2343 |
This is a murder years in the making. |
1.3409 |
0.06236 |
88 |
63 |
20 |
5 |
2344 |
The case is evolving into a homicide, sergeant. |
1.3409 |
0.05802 |
88 |
61 |
24 |
3 |
2345 |
My theories about this case are constantly evolving. |
1.3373 |
0.06246 |
83 |
59 |
20 |
4 |
2346 |
Yes, crime is always evolving. |
1.3373 |
0.06477 |
83 |
60 |
18 |
5 |
2347 |
Thirty years on the job and I've never seen a killer evolve so quickly. |
1.3372 |
0.05874 |
86 |
60 |
23 |
3 |
2348 |
Obviously the victim took a long time to expire. |
1.3372 |
0.06941 |
86 |
65 |
13 |
8 |
2349 |
You've made real progress here. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2350 |
It would behoove us to cross-check with Ancestry.com. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2351 |
This looks like the work of the guy we call 'The Creationist'. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2352 |
Get me the Chicken and the Egg file. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2353 |
We still don’t know what happened to the tail. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2354 |
I would just chalk this up to science. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2355 |
Yes, but it's just a theory. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2356 |
According to the current administration evolution is a crime. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2357 |
I think we should be looking for a person of interest named Darwin. |
1.3372 |
0.06102 |
86 |
61 |
21 |
4 |
2358 |
It’s got creationist written all over it. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2359 |
First, we'll have to retrace each of their steps for at least the last 10,000 years. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2360 |
So, they finally killed the theory of evolution. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2361 |
No need for forensics, we know how this happened |
1.3372 |
0.05874 |
86 |
60 |
23 |
3 |
2362 |
The clues are still evolving. |
1.3372 |
0.05636 |
86 |
59 |
25 |
2 |
2363 |
Estimated time of death is late Cenozoic Era. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2364 |
Clearly, one victim was a stand-up, kind of guy. My theory on the others hasn't evolved yet. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2365 |
Well, it's still just a theory. |
1.3372 |
0.07136 |
86 |
66 |
11 |
9 |
2366 |
Well, two things are clear: First, the serial killer's targets continue to evolve. And, second, the President was never in any danger. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2367 |
I’m beginning to see how this crime evolved. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2368 |
Round up all the creationists. |
1.3372 |
0.05636 |
86 |
59 |
25 |
2 |
2369 |
It looks like these murders occurred over a period of time. |
1.3372 |
0.06941 |
86 |
65 |
13 |
8 |
2370 |
I think the D.N.A. test will tell the real story here. |
1.3372 |
0.06741 |
86 |
64 |
15 |
7 |
2371 |
'We'll see how the case evolves. |
1.3372 |
0.05636 |
86 |
59 |
25 |
2 |
2372 |
... and move the other four to the 'cold case' files. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2373 |
I still think God did it |
1.3372 |
0.06941 |
86 |
65 |
13 |
8 |
2374 |
I see that your theory about this case is evolving. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2375 |
Something tells me this case hinges on a missing link. |
1.3372 |
0.06322 |
86 |
62 |
19 |
5 |
2376 |
It can't be stopped. This evolution thing is not going away. |
1.3372 |
0.06535 |
86 |
63 |
17 |
6 |
2377 |
Do we bring in homicide or the animal rights guy? |
1.3371 |
0.06177 |
89 |
64 |
20 |
5 |
2378 |
His MO stayed the same, but it looks like his victims are evolving. |
1.3371 |
0.06578 |
89 |
66 |
16 |
7 |
2379 |
When I got here, officer, all I saw was this evolving crime scene. |
1.3371 |
0.05967 |
89 |
63 |
22 |
4 |
2380 |
I'm not sure who did it, bit I think it's safe to say that Mr. Darwin is a "person of interest." |
1.3371 |
0.06769 |
89 |
67 |
14 |
8 |
2381 |
It will be interesting to see how much further this case evolves. |
1.3371 |
0.06381 |
89 |
65 |
18 |
6 |
2382 |
Time of death is anywhere from 100 billion years ago to last night. |
1.3371 |
0.05967 |
89 |
63 |
22 |
4 |
2383 |
Now they've really done it- they've gone and killed the theory of evolution! |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2384 |
Officer Darwin's theory seems to be playing out. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2385 |
There seems to be a missing link. |
1.3333 |
0.06675 |
87 |
65 |
15 |
7 |
2386 |
Looks like they put a hit on all the ancestors, too. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2387 |
I don't know. Something's misssing . . . it's a familiar pattern, but I don't see the link! |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2388 |
There’s gotta be something missing ... some kind of link. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2389 |
It was a really slow death. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2390 |
time of death is going to be tricky |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2391 |
"So,where do we go from here? |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2392 |
Clearly, this is an evolving situation. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2393 |
Hmmmm...I think it all started with a big bang. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2394 |
No comments as the investigation is still evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06044 |
87 |
62 |
21 |
4 |
2395 |
It finally caught up with him. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2396 |
Anything missing? A link, perhaps? |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2397 |
Better warn the guys over at the AI lab. |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
2398 |
Those crooks are getting smarter by the millennium. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2399 |
Time of death? A billion years apart. |
1.3333 |
0.06471 |
87 |
64 |
17 |
6 |
2400 |
Something doesn't add up. It should be a branching pattern. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2401 |
We've removed the monkey from the case. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2402 |
We seem to be making some progress here. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2403 |
Banksy has an opinion on Evolution ? ? |
1.3333 |
0.06044 |
87 |
62 |
21 |
4 |
2404 |
Hmm, looks to me like it's an evolving crime scene... |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2405 |
This might take a while. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2406 |
What in creation evolved here? |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2407 |
I have a theory, but we shouldn't jump to any conclusions. This case is still evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2408 |
It's the same old story,ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2409 |
Round up the usual mutations. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2410 |
Our culprit may have an anthropological profile. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2411 |
It's either Keith Haring or Charles Darwin |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2412 |
The victim had some seriously ugly dogs. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2413 |
Well, we'll certainly have to see how the case evolves. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2414 |
Let's check where the local priest was last night. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2415 |
Don’t worry, the evidence will evolve. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2416 |
That is some thorough forensic work. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2417 |
Call in the usual creationists.. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2418 |
Again? Call for Inspector Darwin. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2419 |
That's one small misstep for man... |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2420 |
Our theories about this crime are still evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2421 |
This would look great on the back of my van |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
2422 |
A pity- he had evolved into one of our best informants. |
1.3333 |
0.07051 |
84 |
64 |
12 |
8 |
2423 |
The appears to be an evolving situation. |
1.3333 |
0.06471 |
87 |
64 |
17 |
6 |
2424 |
I told the sheriff that the investigation is still evolving |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2425 |
I see this is an evolving investigation. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2426 |
He’s a serial killer and he’s evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2427 |
Our understanding of the crime is evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2428 |
This one's going to take a long time to solve. |
1.3333 |
0.06261 |
87 |
63 |
19 |
5 |
2429 |
And still I think there is a missing link. |
1.3333 |
0.06412 |
84 |
61 |
18 |
5 |
2430 |
Tell the chief we have a rapidly evolving situation. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2431 |
Everything here from Paleocene to Haloscene. Who knew that the next epoch would be Crimescene. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2432 |
It's evolutionary, Ms. Watson. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2433 |
Well, we know what led up to it. |
1.3333 |
0.05948 |
84 |
59 |
22 |
3 |
2434 |
Multi-generational crimes of passion, sure. But this multi-epoch kind of thing has me stumped. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2435 |
I'm from Kansas. We didn't learn about this in the Academy. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2436 |
I think what we're really looking for is a terrorist cell. |
1.3333 |
0.06845 |
84 |
63 |
14 |
7 |
2437 |
I have a lead, but it's just a theory. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2438 |
this area has been a death trap for a real/real long time. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2439 |
What took you so long? |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2440 |
No, wait, maybe a little more than just 'fishy' |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2441 |
Looks like he was trying to go straight but couldn't escape his past. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2442 |
It's a long shot, but perhaps these deaths are linked |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2443 |
Tell them the case is evolving. |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2444 |
The captain will go ape over this. |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2445 |
the details of this case are still evolving |
1.3333 |
0.06632 |
84 |
62 |
16 |
6 |
2446 |
This will be a slowly evolving case with biblical implications |
1.3333 |
0.06185 |
84 |
60 |
20 |
4 |
2447 |
Check the birth records back to the Pleistocene era files |
1.3297 |
0.06640 |
91 |
69 |
14 |
8 |
2448 |
Why did God let this happen? |
1.3295 |
0.06609 |
88 |
66 |
15 |
7 |
2449 |
I see this case evolving. The question is: how do we convince the 32% percent of deniers. |
1.3295 |
0.06609 |
88 |
66 |
15 |
7 |
2450 |
These two families have been at war for generations. |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
2451 |
I guess we can rule out any state legislators from Mississippi, Louisiana, or Tennessee. |
1.3294 |
0.06124 |
85 |
61 |
20 |
4 |
2452 |
Hmm...this is going to take a while. |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
2453 |
This case is more than serial murder. It’s evolutionary. |
1.3294 |
0.06979 |
85 |
65 |
12 |
8 |
2454 |
It looks like this’s been going on for ages |
1.3294 |
0.06348 |
85 |
62 |
18 |
5 |
2455 |
This case is certainly evolving. |
1.3294 |
0.06775 |
85 |
64 |
14 |
7 |
2456 |
Building a wall won't stop them. |
1.3294 |
0.06775 |
85 |
64 |
14 |
7 |
2457 |
There's a pattern here. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2458 |
Looks like we have an evolving crime scene here. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2459 |
It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2460 |
Suspect is a science textbook author or education subcommittee member. Definitely Republican, possibly from Kansas. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2461 |
It's been ages since I've seen a case like this. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2462 |
It sure looks like a Darwinian job. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2463 |
We're still a few transitional fossils away from catching this guy. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2464 |
The coroner says they died of natural causes |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2465 |
We're only responsible for this first one here, you can just erase the rest. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2466 |
Oh, and add to notes that the case is still evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2467 |
Tell the media the situation is evolving |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2468 |
Death was not instantaneous. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2469 |
Poor Devil; his past seems to have caught up with him. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2470 |
I suspect this was a long time in the making. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2471 |
"So,where do we go from here? |
1.3293 |
0.07166 |
82 |
63 |
11 |
8 |
2472 |
Might be the coldest case I have ever seen. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2473 |
It was the end of the line for him. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2474 |
This was a crime against humanity |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2475 |
At least we know where he came from. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2476 |
I think we can rule out natural selection. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2477 |
The perpetrator appears to have followed him through the evolving door. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2478 |
Well, as you can see the facts are still evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2479 |
Evidence of evolution? Be careful, Jones--that's for a jury to decide! |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2480 |
It looks like this is evolving into a major crime. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2481 |
I'm having trouble trying to find a link between the victims. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2482 |
It appears to be random, but I'm working on a theory. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2483 |
This used to be a textbook case. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2484 |
Just as I suspected - this case is evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2485 |
I have more than one theory... |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2486 |
Bring God into the station for questioning. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2487 |
By the looks of this, we are making progress. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2488 |
Looks like the “intelligent design” gang has struck again. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2489 |
This case raises some interesting existential issues. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2490 |
Witnesses say the victims’ ties go way back. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2491 |
We may have to get Darwin onto this. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2492 |
"There goes that theory". |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2493 |
A creative murderer yes. A creationist murderer no. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2494 |
Looks like he targets the ones who aren't the fittest. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2495 |
What we have here is an evolving crime scene. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2496 |
we are probably looking for someone who comes from a long line of criminals |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2497 |
It's evolutionary officer Watson. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2498 |
Looks like an evolving situation. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2499 |
One thing's for certain. We're not dealing with a creationist here. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2500 |
Despite having studied all the incident reports I realize I am still missing a link. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2501 |
Is it just me, or is something missing here? |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2502 |
Obviously, the work of a Drawinist. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2503 |
Our case appears to be evolving, but we know it has legs. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2504 |
This case is full of missing links. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2505 |
This is going to sound a little far fetched, but I have a theory. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2506 |
Looks like they got the entire Darwinian family. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2507 |
A Magnum Evolver was found in the church dumpster next door. I think there's enough evidence to put the case to rest. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2508 |
All evidence points to a man covered in scales who breathes through his neck and smells like last night's dinner. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2509 |
We're looking for a serial killer that goes back eons. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2510 |
I'd say the crime took place about 500 million to 200 thousand years ago. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2511 |
His name was Darwin. Charles Darwin. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2512 |
Looks like our killer is working his way up the food chain. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2513 |
This crime was intelligently designed. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2514 |
We are going to face some serious digging to get to the bottom of this. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2515 |
We're going to arrest the perp for inciting evolution. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2516 |
I'm going to get the Neanderthal that did this. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2517 |
Evolution! ... that’s your theory? |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2518 |
I'm worried about how this case is evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2519 |
Natural selection finally caught up with him. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2520 |
We’re missing a link in this case... |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2521 |
Our best theory is that the initial crime took place sometime between 3,000 to 3 billion years ago. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2522 |
Evolution is a killer |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2523 |
Think they are all related? |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2524 |
Call the Natural History Museum, this one’s out of our jurisdiction. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2525 |
It's an evolving investigation. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2526 |
So sad. Tragic death of a family in a chain migration. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2527 |
We suspect they were all shot with a 45 Evolver. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2528 |
I'm thinking what we're seeing here is the evolution of a murderer, Lieutenant. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2529 |
I don’t see a link between these victims. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2530 |
I now understand why the Vice President was so baffled by the evidence. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2531 |
I wish there was more evidence. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2532 |
The crime scene is evolving |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2533 |
This case is evolving rapidly - it’s only a matter of time before we find the missing link. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2534 |
The clues are still a little sketchy Sarge. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2535 |
I have a theory, but I can't prove it. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2536 |
I am confident the evidence will evolve. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2537 |
We may not solve this one in a million years. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2538 |
Scour the area for known Creationists. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2539 |
Well, this one was a long time coming. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2540 |
Looks like we got some Darwin Award candidates, here. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2541 |
I don't know about the killer, but his victims are definitely evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2542 |
The bodies were taken to the morgue, zoo ,and aquarium. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2543 |
It looks to me like an act of God. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2544 |
This case disproves my theory on survival of the fittest |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2545 |
The witness said there was a white flash followed by a loud bang. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2546 |
Looks like the killer's methods have evolved. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2547 |
Inform Mrs. Link that her husband isn't missing anymore. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2548 |
We think the victims were related |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2549 |
It appears the timeline is laid out for us. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2550 |
Looks like it took a while for him to die... |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2551 |
It's gonna take a genus to figure this one out. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2552 |
Serial killer, for sure. I wonder who's next. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2553 |
Let's bring Adam and Eve in for questioning. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2554 |
I guess life doesn't always find a way... |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2555 |
Well, I count one homicide. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2556 |
This is evolving into a big case |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2557 |
But can you say for sure that the crime wasn't done by intelligent design? |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2558 |
I wouldn't jump to any conclusions just yet. The evidence in this case is still evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2559 |
They shouldn’t have been walking single phylum. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2560 |
You have a different theory? |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2561 |
Evolutionary, my dear! |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2562 |
What’s the missing link between the victims? |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2563 |
The situation is clearly evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06953 |
82 |
62 |
13 |
7 |
2564 |
This case is evolving fast. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2565 |
We can't solve this until we find the missing link. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2566 |
Don't judge prematurely. This crime is still evolving. |
1.3293 |
0.06025 |
82 |
58 |
21 |
3 |
2567 |
Look for the missing link. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2568 |
Madge, I'd offer you a cigar, but you don't seem to have a mouth. |
1.3293 |
0.07166 |
82 |
63 |
11 |
8 |
2569 |
Forensics says it was a slow death. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2570 |
I think we are dealing with a repeat offender. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2571 |
This was clearly an act of God. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2572 |
Barkley, it’s looking like we’re dealing here with a serial creationist. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2573 |
It appears to be a family. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2574 |
Just as I suspected. It's the missing link. |
1.3293 |
0.06733 |
82 |
61 |
15 |
6 |
2575 |
We've got an evolving murder scene on our hands. |
1.3293 |
0.05770 |
82 |
57 |
23 |
2 |
2576 |
The clues are all pointing the same direction, that much is certain! |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2577 |
Well, that narrows it down. |
1.3293 |
0.06505 |
82 |
60 |
17 |
5 |
2578 |
I can clearly see how this crime evolved. |
1.3293 |
0.06270 |
82 |
59 |
19 |
4 |
2579 |
Round up the usual deities |
1.3291 |
0.06426 |
79 |
57 |
18 |
4 |
2580 |
This has Darwin's prints all over it. |
1.3256 |
0.06500 |
86 |
64 |
16 |
6 |
2581 |
This'll take about a billion years to solve. |
1.3256 |
0.06500 |
86 |
64 |
16 |
6 |
2582 |
Looks like the killer's M.O. has evolved. |
1.3256 |
0.06064 |
86 |
62 |
20 |
4 |
2583 |
" Looks like a classic case of murder by extinction". |
1.3253 |
0.05965 |
83 |
59 |
21 |
3 |
2584 |
We're going to have to let this case evolve. |
1.3253 |
0.06439 |
83 |
61 |
17 |
5 |
2585 |
It clearly shows the evolution of the crime. |
1.3253 |
0.05965 |
83 |
59 |
21 |
3 |
2586 |
Looks like a Crime Against Humanity. |
1.3253 |
0.05713 |
83 |
58 |
23 |
2 |
2587 |
I want to see the bodies. |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
2588 |
I don't think Miller will be able to handle this one- he's a creationist. |
1.3253 |
0.06880 |
83 |
63 |
13 |
7 |
2589 |
Not bad, Johnson, not bad. Your chalk outlines are really evolving. |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
2590 |
My theory for this case is slowly evolving. |
1.3253 |
0.06880 |
83 |
63 |
13 |
7 |
2591 |
The hell with this. Let’s get some donuts. |
1.3253 |
0.07090 |
83 |
64 |
11 |
8 |
2592 |
We have no way to know in which direction they are going. |
1.3250 |
0.07286 |
80 |
62 |
10 |
8 |
2593 |
Looks like Murder in the 5th Degree! |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2594 |
The question is where is it leading us. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2595 |
It's definitely a serial kill; I'm just not sure about the timeline. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2596 |
As a matter of fact, I do have a theory. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2597 |
There's no firm suspect yet, chief. The evidence is still evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2598 |
Put out an alert for any suspicious-looking character carrying a copy of 'Origin of the Species'. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2599 |
Crime has certainly evolved since I was a beat cop. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2600 |
I think we are witnessing the evolution of a killer. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2601 |
This indicates to me that the suspect is neither fish nor fowl. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2602 |
Be on the lookout for a souped up Delorean.. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2603 |
I didn't see this coming. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2604 |
This looks like an evolving case to me. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2605 |
Call the coroner. And the archaeologist. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2606 |
Bad news: the trail's gone extinct |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2607 |
I can see a motive evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2608 |
He should have stayed in the water. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2609 |
Find out where all the Creationists were last night. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2610 |
Just wait til #alllivesmatter gets word of this. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2611 |
This crime took some time. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2612 |
Alright, put the word out. We've found the missing link. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2613 |
Well, it seems like the next victim is going to be a woman. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2614 |
Seems to me that this crime wasn't intelligently designed. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2615 |
The G.O.P. finally killed off the Theory of Evolution. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2616 |
Looks like this case has been evolving for some time. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2617 |
The last one was added by design |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2618 |
Still no motive, but we've found his evolver. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2619 |
Brace yourself. This one could take millions of years to solve. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2620 |
It’s evolutionary my dear Ms. Watson |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2621 |
Do you have any idea what is the time sequence? |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2622 |
Sadly, he had the best posture in his family. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2623 |
It’s Darwin, but we can’t prove it because the evidence is circumstantial. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2624 |
Looks like another case of phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2625 |
You can believe it was all planned, but my observations tell me it was just one damn thing after another. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2626 |
Check dumpsters for the missing link. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2627 |
Peculiar. This M.O. reminds me of Chuck Darwin cracking the Galapagos case. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2628 |
The evidence is clearly evolving |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2629 |
I'll say this: he's thorough. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2630 |
But you say the cell phone was by the fish outline? |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2631 |
Put out an APB for a Creationist. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2632 |
The Creationists won. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2633 |
Boy, they weren't kidding when they said there was a war on science. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2634 |
There's no crime. It's just that Darwin kid and his sidewalk chalk, again. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2635 |
Natural selection is fine ... until you're the selectee. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2636 |
This case is certainly evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2637 |
I'm not positive about what happened here, but I have a theory. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2638 |
Looks like there’s been another attack against intelligent design. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2639 |
This must have been generations in the making. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2640 |
I can't see the missing link between these murders. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2641 |
It looks like he took a while to die. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2642 |
Looks like someone finally shot down this theory. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2643 |
This looks pre-meditated. At the very least pre-historic |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2644 |
Round up all the Fundamentalists. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2645 |
We're so close to solving this, Office Grady. I just need to find that missing link in the evidence... |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2646 |
It’s a mystery to me. Maybe because I was homeschooled and only taught creation theory. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2647 |
It doesn’t take a Darwin to see what’s happened here... |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2648 |
CSI: Cenozoic |
1.3250 |
0.05839 |
80 |
56 |
22 |
2 |
2649 |
We’ll have to question Devos ... She kept threatening to kill evolution. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2650 |
Not a very intelligently designed crime, is it? |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2651 |
There has got to be some missing link that ties this all together. |
1.3250 |
0.05839 |
80 |
56 |
22 |
2 |
2652 |
I guess ontology really does recapitulate phylogony. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2653 |
The facts of this case keep evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2654 |
Fake news. |
1.3250 |
0.07065 |
80 |
61 |
12 |
7 |
2655 |
The scope of this is sure to be of biblical proportions. |
1.3250 |
0.06358 |
80 |
58 |
18 |
4 |
2656 |
Every million years or so, this bastard strikes again. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2657 |
The situation is still evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2658 |
This murder took longer than usual... |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2659 |
This crime took a long time to develop |
1.3250 |
0.06602 |
80 |
59 |
16 |
5 |
2660 |
Sergeant keep everyone away from here. The evidence is still evolving. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2661 |
Teaching evolution is a crime in this state. |
1.3250 |
0.06838 |
80 |
60 |
14 |
6 |
2662 |
This is clearly an evolving situation. |
1.3250 |
0.06104 |
80 |
57 |
20 |
3 |
2663 |
Let's investigate whether evolution had any known enemies. |
1.3247 |
0.05974 |
77 |
54 |
21 |
2 |
2664 |
Well...We can rule out right wing fundamentalist Christians. |
1.3214 |
0.07016 |
84 |
65 |
11 |
8 |
2665 |
Yes, I suppose a connection is possible. But that's only a theory. |
1.3214 |
0.06374 |
84 |
62 |
17 |
5 |
2666 |
Find out if intelligent design has an alibi. |
1.3210 |
0.06765 |
81 |
61 |
14 |
6 |
2667 |
Check the DNA on the Gingerbread Man. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2668 |
Good luck finding next of kin. |
1.3210 |
0.06292 |
81 |
59 |
18 |
4 |
2669 |
Looks like the Creationists took out the whole Darwin Gang. |
1.3210 |
0.06533 |
81 |
60 |
16 |
5 |
2670 |
There are SIX victims - the amoeba outline is REALLY small! |
1.3210 |
0.06765 |
81 |
61 |
14 |
6 |
2671 |
Intelligent Design, is my hunch. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2672 |
Looks like we can rule out the Fundamentalists |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2673 |
Well, here's an evolving situation |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2674 |
This looks like The Crime of the Ages! |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2675 |
I'm just a detective not an anthropologist. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2676 |
Ye gods! A creationist serial killer is on the loose! |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2677 |
It's that 1859 case - still on the books after all these years. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2678 |
I just don’t see the evidence to support your theory. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2679 |
Something about this case is a little fishy. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2680 |
Yup -- I always knew there was something fishy in this guy's past. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2681 |
I think our serial killer's a creationist. |
1.3205 |
0.07183 |
78 |
60 |
11 |
7 |
2682 |
We are looking for a serial evolutionist. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2683 |
Interesting how this case is evolving. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2684 |
...and then he plowed into the crowd at around 50 miles per eon. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2685 |
Something tells me there’s a missing link. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2686 |
This appears to be a case of biblical proportions |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2687 |
Then, apparently, he questioned the Santa Claus story.... |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2688 |
There's always a missing link in a case like this. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2689 |
It’s just a theory but... |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2690 |
But you see, if this man is dead then why am I still here? |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2691 |
As a creationist, I don't consider this a credible lead. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2692 |
It's so true, Watson! Your past always comes back to haunt you! |
1.3205 |
0.05623 |
78 |
54 |
23 |
1 |
2693 |
The Origins of Species Victims Unit. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2694 |
If we can just find that missing link I think we'll have our killer. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2695 |
These victims were selected. Naturally. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2696 |
I see that the situation is evolving |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2697 |
No motive, so that rules out intelligent design. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2698 |
The plot lengthens. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2699 |
We know that he will kill again in 50 million years. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2700 |
I'd say the victim was being chased by his past. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2701 |
There were no signs of struggle, we suspect divine intervention. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2702 |
It's evolutionary officer Watson. Evolutionary! |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2703 |
I just can't find the link. |
1.3205 |
0.07183 |
78 |
60 |
11 |
7 |
2704 |
Early jaywalker. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2705 |
There is no problem here officer, in the future we just need to stay away from using the tar-pits as a source of asphalt. |
1.3205 |
0.07411 |
78 |
61 |
9 |
8 |
2706 |
Well we can rule out a creationist. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2707 |
I suspect a copycat killing-- ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2708 |
This looks like Darwin's handiwork. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2709 |
He told me he was transitioning, but I guess I misunderstood. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2710 |
We’re gonna need to call in the cold case team. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2711 |
Down here, evolution is considered a crime. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2712 |
There is only one way to solve this; we need to find the missing link. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2713 |
I haven’t seen a crime scene like this since working the beat in Galapagos. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2714 |
Seems our killer is evolving |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2715 |
We may have a hard time determining the time of death. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2716 |
There's a definite pattern to this, but we're missing a vital link. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2717 |
I dunno. My understanding of this case just keeps evolving. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2718 |
It's best it ended here. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2719 |
The culprit could be a Creationist. Clearly not a fan of evolution. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2720 |
Better call the taxonomist. Looks like whoever did this had something against the entire family. |
1.3205 |
0.07411 |
78 |
61 |
9 |
8 |
2721 |
I detect that each one of the victims were naturally selected. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2722 |
They matched the stickers on the back of their windshield perfectly. Uncanny. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2723 |
Anyone know if the vics are related? |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2724 |
Six million generations of a family, lost in a tragic instant. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2725 |
I'd say it's more of a hunch than a theory at this point... |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2726 |
The case is evolving. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2727 |
We have here the unusual suspects. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2728 |
Ah, the Original Crime. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2729 |
What’s your theory? |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2730 |
Looks like Darwin tampered with the crime scene again. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2731 |
Bring in that guy, Darwin! |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2732 |
Clearly, the work of a highly evolved criminal! |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2733 |
The situation is evolving as we speak. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2734 |
Surveillance cameras had spotted a large robot right about where we’re standing. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2735 |
This case seems to be evolving. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2736 |
Check the fossil record again for any potential links. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2737 |
I have a theory about how this case evolved. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2738 |
Round up the usual Creationists. |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2739 |
God damn evangelicals !! |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2740 |
All evidence points to Darwin’s theory, but I still don’t think anyone’s going to believe it. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2741 |
The first person we should interrogate? Darwin. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2742 |
You guys got here really late. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2743 |
This looks like the work of a creationist. |
1.3205 |
0.07183 |
78 |
60 |
11 |
7 |
2744 |
Time of death? Call the anthropologist. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2745 |
The evangelicals will say he was framed. |
1.3205 |
0.06947 |
78 |
59 |
13 |
6 |
2746 |
It took him a very long time to die. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2747 |
Survival of the fittest ? - I guess not.... |
1.3205 |
0.05911 |
78 |
55 |
21 |
2 |
2748 |
Whaddya Think, Fowl Play or Natural Selection? |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2749 |
It took us a little longer than usual to respond to this call. |
1.3205 |
0.07411 |
78 |
61 |
9 |
8 |
2750 |
Not sure yet. My theory is still evolving. |
1.3205 |
0.07411 |
78 |
61 |
9 |
8 |
2751 |
...and Jerry Falwell's alibi for last night is that he was home alone reading the Bible between 8-10? |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2752 |
Based on the evidence, I think a woman may be the next victim..... |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2753 |
It's really just a theory. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2754 |
Real shame, poor guy only had 200 million years till retirement. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2755 |
Always remember officer, that this was the day you first witnessed the evolution of a serial killer. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2756 |
Looks like a mob hit. They took out five generations. |
1.3205 |
0.06450 |
78 |
57 |
17 |
4 |
2757 |
Tell Officer Darwin to turn in his chalk |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2758 |
This was no accident, it is intelligent design. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2759 |
First indication is that it dates to November 8, 2016, when apparently evolution came to an abrupt stop and this swamp suddenly appeared. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |
78 |
58 |
15 |
5 |
2760 |
Looks like the work again of the Homo Sapian. |
1.3205 |
0.07183 |
78 |
60 |
11 |
7 |
2761 |
Somewhere there's one mighty wicked amoeba. |
1.3205 |
0.06187 |
78 |
56 |
19 |
3 |
2762 |
I'm really glad the "one arm" thing didn't last. |
1.3205 |
0.06703 |