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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Believe me, I’ve tested a lot worse things when I was in pharmaceuticals. 1.8786 0.01082 5452 2110 1894 1448
1 If he can be President, I can fly. 1.8477 0.01091 5799 2509 1664 1626
2 "Fine, but for our second date you are coming sewer rafting". 1.8380 0.01053 5642 2294 1968 1380
3 Okay, just one more time to clarify...statues are worth 5, newly washed cars 25 and investment portfolio managers...125? 1.8351 0.01162 4754 1982 1574 1198
4 I don't know Mom. I'm starting to think maybe I was adopted. 1.8341 0.01126 4791 1918 1750 1123
5 So he says “pigeons are just rats with wings.” And I was like, “whoa… Rats. With. Wings.” 1.8257 0.01373 3459 1482 1098 879
6 Yeah, but I identify as a pigeon. 1.8186 0.01034 5743 2380 2025 1338
7 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.8135 0.01029 5624 2296 2081 1247
8 So, all I do is land in the park and people toss food at me? 1.8050 0.01018 5696 2346 2115 1235
9 It was either this or fly United. 1.7806 0.01400 3286 1497 1013 776
10 You need good wings to fly; a lot of people don’t know that. I know wings. I’ve got the best wings! No one ever mentions that. No one has better wings, believe me! I’m going to do so much flying you’re going to get tired of seeing me flying! 1.7770 0.01116 5551 2676 1437 1438
11 Well, you don't look like your profile either... 1.7728 0.01384 3129 1374 1092 663
12 Wait... I was adopted? 1.7724 0.01062 5417 2412 1826 1179
13 And you poop at the same time?! 1.7712 0.01238 4052 1828 1323 901
14 Either way I’ll be a smash on Broadway. 1.7665 0.01092 5230 2385 1681 1164
15 Oh c'mon, Ratman and Robin. It writes itself! 1.7658 0.02265 1136 495 412 229
16 Last question. I am your first student? 1.7502 0.01069 5084 2270 1814 1000
17 Yes I DO understand the gravity of the situation! 1.7377 0.01528 2539 1173 859 507
18 I realize I'm no Batman, but you're no Robin either. 1.7340 0.01206 4206 1995 1335 876
19 I'm tired of flying commercial. They treat you like vermin. 1.7278 0.01215 4030 1896 1335 799
20 I got the design from the Da Vinci book I was eating. 1.7244 0.01153 4329 2006 1510 813
21 I've heard that pigs have been flying since the election. 1.7240 0.01427 3051 1484 925 642
22 You also told me he couldn't possibly get elected. 1.7194 0.01155 4680 2302 1389 989
23 According to my 23andMe results, I’m actually 17% pigeon. 1.7128 0.01091 4624 2128 1696 800
24 I identify as a pigeon. 1.7090 0.01365 3028 1423 1063 542
25 Stunt work is okay, but what I'd really like to do is direct. 1.7083 0.01088 4861 2314 1651 896
26 To you, rat-with-wings is an insult. To me it's a dream. 1.7058 0.01153 4493 2198 1419 876
27 Yes, it is risky, but I can't stand another day of lab work. 1.7018 0.01203 3883 1842 1357 684
28 I don't need lessons, because, trust me, I'm like a really smart person. 1.7015 0.01195 4486 2306 1213 967
29 So it's flap, flap, poop, flap, poop, right? 1.6983 0.01727 1939 941 642 356
30 Because it still beats flying United. 1.6927 0.01143 4728 2410 1361 957
31 Yeah, and if God wanted birds to lecture me, he would've given you a brain. 1.6890 0.01214 4052 2035 1242 775
32 I may not be the hero New York City needs, but I am the hero it deserves. 1.6890 0.01235 3887 1944 1208 735
33 Why did you ask me to pay for my lessons in advance? 1.6874 0.01687 1958 947 676 335
34 You're sure you saw a pig do this? 1.6709 0.01718 1872 926 636 310
35 How come I never get to be in the control group? 1.6672 0.01295 3389 1715 1087 587
36 OK, last question - is there a Trump statue? 1.6664 0.01514 2677 1416 738 523
37 I may be no Batman, but you’re no Robin either. 1.6558 0.01333 3312 1741 970 601
38 Because, Estelle, there must be something more to existence than merely carrying the plague. 1.6556 0.01325 3252 1681 1010 561
39 What do you mean I was adopted? 1.6551 0.01478 2598 1339 816 443
40 This isn't what I meant when I told your father I'd convert. 1.6542 0.01527 2458 1276 756 426
41 So you say all I need to do is fly to the park and people will feed me? 1.6506 0.01265 3283 1636 1158 489
42 How do you think I got up here? 1.6500 0.01887 1563 804 502 257
43 OK, I'll do it, but then you have to walk on the subway track during rush hour. 1.6419 0.01778 1709 877 567 265
44 Okay, once I get the head-bob down I think I'll be ready to meet your parents 1.6383 0.01354 2922 1502 975 445
45 I’m only going to show you this once 1.6346 0.01472 2660 1430 772 458
46 Sometimes you have to take evolution into your own hands. 1.6306 0.01349 2813 1431 990 392
47 I’m not the hero this city needs, but I am the hero it deserves. 1.6228 0.01813 1731 942 500 289
48 This is the last time I cover your shift 1.6108 0.01342 2919 1556 943 420
49 How come I never get to be in the control group? 1.6059 0.01930 1482 816 434 232
50 Got the wing. Now the prayer. 1.6049 0.01453 2526 1369 786 371
51 We can catch a good hot air up-draft at Trump Towers. 1.6049 0.01544 2412 1358 649 405
52 I told your parents that I would convert. 1.6031 0.01283 3175 1710 1015 450
53 I identify as a pigeon. 1.6020 0.01409 2721 1492 820 409
54 Lets' just say I'm tired of the old rat race. 1.6015 0.01425 2587 1400 818 369
55 If he can be elected President, I can fly. 1.5994 0.01434 2878 1659 713 506
56 You can learn a lot living in a hole in the wall at M.I.T. 1.5983 0.02035 1292 709 393 190
57 They think you’re a flying rat! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.5959 0.01513 2465 1394 673 398
58 They call me Die Fledermaus. 1.5957 0.01701 1907 1067 544 296
59 I can't actually wait 100 million years, that's why. 1.5955 0.01412 2591 1405 829 357
60 Don't worry--I saw a YouTube tutorial on this. 1.5878 0.01541 2123 1153 692 278
61 And you're no Robin. 1.5838 0.01462 2590 1480 708 402
62 And you'll swim a mile in a sewer, right? 1.5833 0.01543 2275 1287 649 339
63 These wings looked bigger online. 1.5825 0.01388 2551 1381 854 316
64 Best case? I fly. Worst case? I go viral! 1.5809 0.01730 1830 1045 507 278
65 A plan? No, I'm just winging it. 1.5792 0.01550 2134 1185 662 287
66 ...so I just land near the statue and the tourists throw me food, right? 1.5773 0.01541 2129 1178 673 278
67 Thoughts and prayers? That's all you got? 1.5764 0.01521 2311 1314 662 335
68 The President tweeted he would stop tweeting when rats could fly! 1.5739 0.01729 1915 1130 471 314
69 I eat trash for a living, and you're talking about playing it safe? 1.5699 0.02479 823 461 255 107
70 He said he’d be impeached when rats fly. 1.5636 0.01735 1902 1140 452 310
71 So, just any car? 1.5604 0.01698 1845 1074 508 263
72 Theoretically, the bumblebee can"t fly either. 1.5550 0.01732 1627 920 511 196
73 Next date night, I pick the activity. 1.5537 0.01739 1656 949 497 210
74 It was this or United. 1.5527 0.02021 1375 831 328 216
75 Wait a sec, you're a mourning dove? 1.5527 0.01902 1509 900 384 225
76 Trust me. Once they've seen me, they'll never call you that again. 1.5504 0.01841 1517 884 431 202
77 I hadn't really thought of it in terms of cultural appropriation. 1.5499 0.01887 1493 884 397 212
78 What do you mean "I'm adopted"? 1.5485 0.01857 1495 875 420 200
79 I'm doing it just so I can take a crap on Trump Tower. 1.5476 0.02725 778 480 170 128
80 If this works, your parents will finally have to accept me. 1.5456 0.01913 1393 815 396 182
81 If I don't make it there's a great bread crust and a piece of cheese behind the ventilator. 1.5448 0.01833 1461 842 442 177
82 Talk to me after you spend two years in a government-funded lab experiment. 1.5399 0.01906 1341 777 404 160
83 It beats flying out of LaGuardia. 1.5358 0.02689 726 437 189 100
84 Yes, I did get certified on-line. Why do you ask? 1.5317 0.02060 1198 716 327 155
85 You're sure a pigeon is just a rat with wings? 1.5301 0.02047 1179 698 337 144
86 It's the only way your dad will ever accept me. 1.5295 0.02060 1169 694 331 144
87 I always felt like I was a pigeon trapped in a rat's body. 1.5280 0.02027 1144 666 352 126
88 They'll remember me as the mouse that soared. 1.5275 0.02518 800 481 216 103
89 Thus if a pigeon is a rat with wings, then a rat with wings is a pigeon. You're too simple to understand the reflexive property. Why do I even bother? 1.5260 0.02132 1114 671 300 143
90 I've been able to cut 40 minutes off my commute. 1.5236 0.02077 1081 632 332 117
91 If he could be president I can fly! 1.5219 0.02303 1050 663 226 161
92 Flying UP here was the hard part, this bit's easy. 1.5219 0.02126 1050 620 312 118
93 Tell the pig, I did it first! 1.5211 0.02164 1042 623 295 124
94 And stop calling me Icarat. 1.5211 0.02211 1044 636 272 136
95 So I just hold it until I'm over the windshield. 1.5188 0.02219 1008 609 275 124
96 Either way I'm done with the rat race 1.5184 0.02157 1007 595 302 110
97 It was times like this when Estelle wondered if she should tell Tommy that he was adopted. 1.5168 0.02355 983 620 218 145
98 Got it. Land on wire, then poop. 1.5167 0.02245 987 599 266 122
99 This still beats flying United 1.5164 0.02355 976 614 220 142
100 Last time you said we couldn't be together because we were too different, now you say I am trying too hard? 1.5157 0.02238 958 574 274 110
101 "I may not be Batman, but you're no Robin either". 1.5155 0.02269 968 589 259 120
102 I think the really hard part is going to be laying eggs. 1.5147 0.02262 950 573 265 112
103 I'm dropping out of the rat race. 1.5138 0.02268 944 570 263 111
104 Yeah well they also said Trump could never win! 1.5137 0.02356 946 590 226 130
105 Oh, I'll show you a flying rat's ass. 1.5133 0.02338 943 584 234 125
106 How hard can it be if pigeons do it? No disrespect. 1.5128 0.02216 936 554 284 98
107 It was this or a flight on United. 1.5123 0.02381 933 585 218 130
108 And this afternoon I'll teach you how to drag a pizza into the sewers. 1.5110 0.02309 908 550 252 106
109 It’s more of a theory than a law 1.5110 0.02172 912 528 302 82
110 Say what you will. These will be selling like hot cakes if that wall ever gets built. 1.5107 0.02551 795 495 194 106
111 Why? Because Disney doesn't make movies about rats who take the subway, Todd. 1.5100 0.02294 896 538 259 99
112 daVinci better be right. 1.5095 0.02296 895 538 258 99
113 Now would be a good time to tell me if I'm adopted. 1.5095 0.02389 899 559 222 118
114 All the rats enter Trump Towers from the top. 1.5090 0.02438 890 561 205 124
115 Are you sure I'm not adopted? 1.5084 0.02335 897 548 242 107
116 Maybe I'm no Batman but you're no robin either. 1.5069 0.02429 864 538 214 112
117 in this city, you've gotta fake it till you make it, kid! 1.5069 0.02358 866 527 239 100
118 Okay, I swoop low over the fat guy with the orange hair, hover, then do what...? 1.5064 0.02501 861 549 188 124
119 You're a rat with wings. I'm a rat with wings. I don't see how this can fail! 1.5048 0.02360 842 509 241 92
120 Yeah, well you're no Robin. 1.5036 0.02437 834 516 216 102
121 Don’t act like this is the craziest thing you’ve seen in this city. 1.5012 0.02458 808 499 213 96
122 I know it's risky, Frank, but I just can't be pigeon-holed. 1.5010 0.02937 525 315 157 53
123 I’m dating a bat, O.K.? 1.5006 0.02436 801 490 221 90
124 I have actually always identified as a pigeon. 1.5006 0.02416 807 492 226 89
125 How close to the sun is too close? 1.4994 0.02397 789 475 234 80
126 If I dont’t survive, tell all 2,000 of my offspring that I loved them. 1.4993 0.02585 667 399 203 65
127 If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why can't I? 1.4991 0.02928 551 337 153 61
128 I identify as a bat. 1.4987 0.02435 784 477 223 84
129 I thought the witness protection program would be different. 1.4967 0.02488 767 472 209 86
130 So you're telling me with the wings they give you food instead of trying to kill you? 1.4967 0.02502 767 474 205 88
131 It's my only hope for winning the rat race. 1.4954 0.02528 759 472 198 89
132 How do I know when I'm getting too close to the sun? 1.4954 0.02515 753 465 203 85
133 If Trump can be president I can fly. 1.4946 0.02702 742 483 151 108
134 Scurrying around rail beds. Pulling pizza slices down subway stairs. Not anymore, friend. Not anymore. 1.4946 0.02514 742 456 205 81
135 I just want your parents to like me. 1.4940 0.02463 751 457 217 77
136 I’m interviewing for Amazon’s new “Subprime” delivery service. 1.4925 0.02576 729 455 189 85
137 Sure, the locals still hate me, but at least now the tourists throw me crackers. 1.4924 0.02514 727 445 206 76
138 When I said I'd be your wingman, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4917 0.02582 724 452 188 84
139 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4909 0.02570 717 445 192 80
140 I'm tired of hearing you guys called 'flying rats.' I'll show you a flying rat. 1.4902 0.02563 714 442 194 78
141 And you're sure the old folks in the park won't know the difference? 1.4901 0.02516 708 431 207 70
142 I'll wing it. 1.4885 0.02564 696 428 196 72
143 I should’ve picked ‘Truth’... 1.4878 0.02619 699 438 181 80
144 I yearn for more than just squeaking by. 1.4878 0.03105 492 307 130 55
145 This is the time... while I still have Affordable Health Care. 1.4877 0.02596 693 430 188 75
146 My doctor says that I need to live as bird first before he can perform the surgery 1.4869 0.02569 688 423 195 70
147 Flying too close to the sun is the least of my worries. 1.4869 0.02569 688 423 195 70
148 It's all meaningless until you learn how to poop on people. 1.4869 0.02639 686 430 178 78
149 I’m just back from a Tony Robbins seminar. 1.4869 0.02719 686 440 158 88
150 And you're sure I'm not adopted? 1.4867 0.02646 678 424 178 76
151 Why did you pick now to tell me I’m adopted? 1.4867 0.02727 678 434 158 86
152 Is it flap-flap-crap or crap-crap-flap? 1.4850 0.02798 668 435 142 91
153 So once your in the air, you can just poop on anything? 1.4850 0.02656 666 416 177 73
154 Car is one, shoulder is three and bald man's head is five, right? 1.4824 0.02774 655 422 150 83
155 This is the last thing on my bucket list, so no matter what happens I win. 1.4824 0.02606 653 401 189 63
156 *Now* you tell me that I was adopted? 1.4824 0.02763 653 419 153 81
157 ...and then I poop wherever? 1.4814 0.02686 644 403 172 69
158 Well, I don’t think you’re a real flight instructor, either. 1.4803 0.02759 635 404 157 74
159 Yes, I know you are, but 'Ratman and Bobbin' just sounds better. 1.4803 0.02784 633 405 152 76
160 I'm not an idiot. They have a money back guarantee. 1.4801 0.02677 629 390 176 63
161 I'm O.K. with my Gender. I'm just unhappy with my species. 1.4794 0.02692 630 393 172 65
162 Either way, I'll be back on the street. 1.4794 0.02730 630 397 164 69
163 .. because I'm _trying_ to make this relationship _work_ Sandra! 1.4787 0.02677 635 396 174 65
164 Sometimes you just have to prove your therapist wrong. 1.4765 0.02733 617 388 164 65
165 You're sure she's watching. 1.4761 0.02716 607 378 169 60
166 How hard can it be? 1.4755 0.03309 429 272 110 47
167 I'm auditioning for "Die Fledermaus". 1.4752 0.02828 606 389 146 71
168 To you, it's an insult. To me, it's a dream. 1.4752 0.02776 604 382 157 65
169 This is nothing compared to the time they had me testing LSD. 1.4752 0.02796 604 384 153 67
170 One way or another, I'm gonna be a hit on Broadway. 1.4751 0.02832 602 386 146 70
171 I identify as a bat. 1.4750 0.02739 600 375 165 60
172 This is New York; I have to evolve if I want to win the rat race. 1.4741 0.02742 599 375 164 60
173 I'm suddenly keenly aware that I have armpits. 1.4739 0.02833 593 379 147 67
174 Look who's in the White House. Anything's possible. 1.4737 0.02898 589 382 135 72
175 I’m quitting the rat race, Barry 1.4728 0.02800 588 372 154 62
176 And you're sure the moon is made of cheese, right? 1.4717 0.02879 583 376 139 68
177 This is the last step in my transition. 1.4716 0.02728 581 360 168 53
178 Is it too late to choose Truth? 1.4704 0.02784 574 360 158 56
179 It was this or that damn wheel for the rest of my life. 1.4704 0.02849 574 366 146 62
180 I was scheduled to fly United, but this seems much safer. 1.4704 0.02892 574 370 138 66
181 I know I said I would go next, but I never actually thought that pig would fly 1.4691 0.02896 567 365 138 64
182 But if it works, we 'll make millions selling them to lemmings. 1.4689 0.02868 563 359 144 60
183 One small step for rat, one total freakout for New York. 1.4677 0.03006 558 368 119 71
184 If I don’t make it, tell my wife & 2,000 kids I love them. 1.4665 0.02882 553 353 142 58
185 I'm not the hero this city needs, but I'm the one it deserves. 1.4665 0.02905 553 355 138 60
186 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you've got. 1.4652 0.02932 546 352 134 60
187 If I don't make it back, tell my 500 kids I love them. 1.4652 0.02827 546 343 152 51
188 Yeah, but you ain't no Robin, either. 1.4651 0.02894 544 347 141 56
189 So just aim for people already having a terrible day, right? 1.4648 0.03014 540 354 121 65
190 Bucket list, baby! 1.4634 0.02961 533 344 131 58
191 If Trump can get elected president then a rat can fly 1.4631 0.03152 529 357 99 73
192 It's either this or go back to the lab and take my chances. 1.4629 0.02870 525 330 147 48
193 You laugh, but have you ridden the subway lately? 1.4618 0.02886 524 331 144 49
194 You'd be surprised at what we learn at the lab 1.4618 0.02835 524 327 152 45
195 Pigs got their chance. 1.4618 0.02884 537 342 142 53
196 We have conquered the gutters, it's time to infest the skies! 1.4602 0.02985 515 332 129 54
197 If you lived in a sewer you’d understand. 1.4600 0.02943 513 327 136 50
198 Now, let's see what this whole pooping-from-the-sky thing is all about! 1.4591 0.02977 514 331 130 53
199 I saw a pig fly by yesterday and thought, "why not?" 1.4590 0.02946 512 327 135 50
200 My first attempt at flight was going perfectly until the airline said I wasn't an emotional support animal 1.4585 0.03037 506 329 122 55
201 I saw this work for a squirrel once. 1.4585 0.02864 506 316 148 42
202 I don’t know. If God wanted rats to fly, wouldn’t we all be pigeons? 1.4571 0.02939 501 318 137 46
203 How long have you been a personal trainer? 1.4571 0.03006 501 323 127 51
204 Gotta go, Trump wants to meet me about the FAA director position. 1.4567 0.03231 497 337 93 67
205 I knew Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mighty Mouse! 1.4567 0.03103 497 327 113 57
206 I'm telling you - we have more to contribute to science than navigating mazes. 1.4551 0.02985 490 313 131 46
207 I'm not the hero this city needs, but the hero it deserves. 1.4549 0.03036 488 315 124 49
208 So, what you're saying is, little old ladies will just give me food? 1.4536 0.02964 485 308 134 43
209 They say, 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.4532 0.03145 406 253 122 31
210 Got it: “Don’t look down.” What else do I need to know? 1.4530 0.03033 479 308 125 46
211 It’s our ability to adapt that has sustained us for millions of years. 1.4513 0.03021 472 302 127 43
212 Birds do it. Bees do it. .... 1.4495 0.02944 465 292 137 36
213 It's on my bucket list. 1.4490 0.03009 461 293 129 39
214 The subway just isnt safe anymore. 1.4478 0.03226 460 307 100 53
215 Oh, yeah? They said Trump wouldn't be President either! 1.4476 0.03192 458 303 105 50
216 If Donald Trump can get elected President, I can fly. 1.4476 0.03309 458 311 89 58
217 I have always felt like I was a pigeon stuck in a rat's body. 1.4476 0.03116 458 298 115 45
218 And then I get to crap on the statue? 1.4474 0.03059 447 285 124 38
219 So then I get the Hamilton tickets, right? 1.4455 0.03239 440 291 102 47
220 Wait. Did you say flap-flap-glide or flap-glide-flap? 1.4454 0.02932 449 280 138 31
221 The Met has a casting call for Die Fledermaus 1.4452 0.03090 447 288 119 40
222 I've always identified as a bat. 1.4452 0.03155 447 292 111 44
223 Great time to tell me I’m adopted. 1.4447 0.03223 443 293 103 47
224 Move, you idiot, we're shooting a movie. 1.4439 0.03474 374 246 90 38
225 Because the cat's still away, and I'm running out of ideas. 1.4434 0.03228 442 293 102 47
226 I'm taking the rat race to a whole new level. 1.4432 0.03254 440 293 99 48
227 Of course I can't - that's why I teach. 1.4432 0.03091 440 283 119 38
228 Did you know all along I was adopted? 1.4429 0.03118 438 283 116 39
229 When pigs fly, it’s a big deal. When PIGEONS fly, it’s normal. But when RATS fly, all hell will break loose. 1.4427 0.03244 436 289 101 46
230 Don't just stand there, coo something! 1.4427 0.03195 436 286 107 43
231 The orange hair – you can't miss it. 1.4427 0.03276 436 291 97 48
232 You need anything while I'm out? 1.4424 0.03205 434 285 106 43
233 So--my first targets are park statues and red headed men? 1.4424 0.03271 434 289 98 47
234 Yes, but it comes with a lifetime warranty. 1.4421 0.03298 432 289 95 48
235 How hard could it possibly be? 1.4413 0.03197 426 278 108 40
236 Got it. Never on the wrinkled ones because they give us food. 1.4413 0.03282 426 283 98 45
237 I hope this makes you recognize how committed I am to our relationship. 1.4409 0.03444 372 244 92 36
238 The pig said this would be easy! 1.4397 0.03264 423 280 100 43
239 So you're telling me I just have to crap on those statues and people will give me free food? 1.4397 0.03298 423 282 96 45
240 ... and a giant leap for ratkind. 1.4394 0.03310 421 281 95 45
241 Dangerous? Swimming up into someone's toilet, now that's dangerous! 1.4387 0.03275 424 282 98 44
242 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I’d convert for you. 1.4381 0.03349 420 283 90 47
243 It’ll be fine, I watched a YouTube video on it 1.4380 0.03073 411 260 122 29
244 Oh, I’m no Batman? Well you’re no robin. 1.4378 0.03309 418 279 95 44
245 Well, I’m a lab rat. We’ll try anything. 1.4372 0.03315 414 276 95 43
246 Can't you try a little harder to talk me out of this? 1.4372 0.03225 414 271 105 38
247 This is where analogies come to die. 1.4372 0.03261 414 273 101 40
248 She waited, serene in the knowledge that if she could make it through his ratsplaining, her reward would be unspeakably sweet. 1.4372 0.03279 414 274 99 41
249 I haven’t been able to fly commercial since the crackdown on support animals. 1.4369 0.03236 412 270 104 38
250 Well, you're no Robin 1.4348 0.03349 414 279 90 45
251 I figured, 'What the hell... we're both carriers!' 1.4346 0.03331 405 270 94 41
252 Still not the weirdest thing I've seen a rat do in New York. 1.4342 0.03305 403 267 97 39
253 I’ll admit my profile picture was lightly edited. 1.4336 0.03310 399 264 97 38
254 Pigeon, schmidgeon... wait'll they see a REAL flying rat! 1.4336 0.03329 399 265 95 39
255 They said impeachment will come when “pigs fly,” do I count? 1.4336 0.03385 399 268 89 42
256 Don’t worry. I watched a YouTube video about how this is done. 1.4322 0.03218 398 259 106 33
257 Of course they'll work. They wouldn't sell them if they didn't work. 1.4322 0.03139 398 255 114 29
258 Remember the name, Elon Muskrat. 1.4322 0.03372 398 267 90 41
259 I'm beta testing the new Amazon delivery system for NYC 1.4319 0.03491 345 226 89 30
260 So I just walk around bobbing my head and then people will feed me? 1.4315 0.03181 394 254 110 30
261 I want to be the mouse that soared. 1.4308 0.03422 390 263 86 41
262 When I said I'd be your wingman, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4304 0.03235 388 252 105 31
263 Seriously, I could fly down 5th Avenue and nobody would stop me! 1.4304 0.03454 388 263 83 42
264 So, it’s just like riding a bike? 1.4286 0.03354 385 256 93 36
265 It can't be any worse than the subway. 1.4282 0.03325 383 253 96 34
266 How about I teach you to lay an egg instead? 1.4282 0.03366 383 255 92 36
267 Do I look like a bat in this thing? I feel like I look like a bat. 1.4278 0.03275 381 249 101 31
268 I'm in transition. 1.4274 0.03350 379 251 94 34
269 So then I head to a park bench and they'll just throw food at me? 1.4274 0.03287 379 248 100 31
270 These days, you gotta think outside the sewer. 1.4274 0.03244 379 246 104 29
271 Yeah, they called the Wright brothers crazy too. 1.4267 0.03289 375 245 100 30
272 Yeah, yeah - thank you for your input . . . everybody thinks they're an expert . . . 1.4263 0.03366 373 247 93 33
273 I was hoping for a robin as a sidekick, but you'll do. 1.4263 0.03366 373 247 93 33
274 The Same Experts said that Trump Couldn't Win the Presidency. 1.4259 0.03397 378 253 89 36
275 When you are only one in ten billion, you gotta try and make a name for yourself. 1.4255 0.03304 369 241 99 29
276 Now I can carry airborne diseases, too! 1.4255 0.03413 369 246 89 34
277 This is on my bucket list. 1.4222 0.03313 360 235 98 27
278 Yes, I realise the irony. 1.4222 0.03427 360 240 88 32
279 Why is it always "...if pigs could fly"? 1.4206 0.03478 359 242 83 34
280 You said you'd support my transition. 1.4199 0.03228 362 234 104 24
281 I'm leaving the Trump administration! 1.4197 0.03747 355 251 59 45
282 My lab buddies need an aerial view of the maze. 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
283 But pigs have very different aerodynamics! 1.4183 0.03333 349 228 96 25
284 Unlike you, I don't want to be pigeonholed. 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
285 And you promise this is how you started? 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
286 Don’t look so surprised. You know that’s what they’ve been calling you for years. 1.4183 0.03430 349 232 88 29
287 Look at me! I’m an urban cliché. 1.4179 0.03609 347 238 73 36
288 I'm auditioning for "Die Fledermaus". 1.4169 0.03472 343 229 85 29
289 You're no Robin yourself. 1.4164 0.03486 341 228 84 29
290 Hold my cheese. 1.4162 0.03569 346 236 76 34
291 Are you sure this is what it’ll take to get your parents’ approval? 1.4162 0.03474 346 232 84 30
292 Why must I always prove myself? Can't you accept me as I am? 1.4162 0.03522 346 234 80 32
293 Hey, if a pig flew in 2016, anything's possible! 1.4157 0.03584 344 235 75 34
294 What makes you such an expert? 1.4157 0.03314 344 224 97 23
295 So I says to her, 'If this was such a stupid idea, why would your mother buy these for me in the first place?' 1.4152 0.03575 342 233 76 33
296 Orville, we know I'm Wright. 1.4147 0.03590 340 232 75 33
297 If this works, I'll teach you how to swim in the sewer. 1.4147 0.03516 340 229 81 30
298 My cousin tells me the streets are made of cheese in Jersey. CHEESE, Larry. 1.4147 0.03516 340 229 81 30
299 Evolution ain't gonna happen by itself... 1.4147 0.03467 340 227 85 28
300 What do you mean I was adopted? 1.4147 0.03565 340 231 77 32
301 Scurrying is so undignified. 1.4147 0.03365 340 223 93 24
302 Of course, if I were a daredevil, I'd attempt to RUN across 5th Avenue. 1.4144 0.03360 333 217 94 22
303 There was a time all you had to do was drag a slice of pizza 1.4142 0.03605 338 231 74 33
304 There's the Rat Signal. I've got to go. 1.4137 0.03669 336 232 69 35
305 We’ve conquered the subway. Now, we take the sky. 1.4137 0.03546 336 227 79 30
306 What’s REALLY crazy is the money back guarantee. 1.4137 0.03495 336 225 83 28
307 I said I'd convert for the kids, but don't expect me to do this every weekend. 1.4132 0.03684 334 231 68 35
308 It's the landing part that I'm a little worried about. 1.4128 0.03317 327 211 97 19
309 Come on, this can't be as bad as running on the subway tracks. 1.4127 0.03472 332 221 85 26
310 I’ve always felt like I was a bat born in a rat’s body. 1.4127 0.03651 332 228 71 33
311 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4127 0.03338 332 216 95 21
312 If I'm Ratman, you're Bobin. 1.4127 0.03700 332 230 67 35
313 So you can really just poop right on their heads? 1.4127 0.03498 332 222 83 27
314 I'm being transferred to Washington next week and just thought I'd get a little practice in jumping ship. 1.4119 0.03748 335 235 62 38
315 It's OK, they come with a lifetime guarantee! 1.4119 0.03527 335 226 80 29
316 It's the only way your father will ever accept me. 1.4118 0.03619 323 219 75 29
317 I can't take the subway anymore since the pizza video went viral. 1.4116 0.03733 328 228 65 35
318 Whaddaya mean rat and bat rhyme with splat? 1.4109 0.03632 331 227 72 32
319 No, Shirley, not a genius; just a rat with a dream. 1.4092 0.03601 325 221 75 29
320 So, if I make it, old people give me free food in the park for life? 1.4092 0.03548 325 219 79 27
321 Maybe it's time we told your parents the truth. 1.4087 0.03509 323 216 82 25
322 The sewers have become too gentrified 1.4087 0.03536 323 217 80 26
323 Well you don't look like your picture either! 1.4087 0.03747 323 225 64 34
324 "For the last time, I did not lie on my dating profile, and I think we are very compatible". 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
325 So your saying if I fly down to the park, people will just feed me? 1.4081 0.03632 321 219 73 29
326 Why when we first met did you say our differences wouldn't matter? 1.4081 0.03295 321 207 97 17
327 Is it jump then flap or flap then jump? 1.4081 0.03551 321 216 79 26
328 This is hard, but try dodging a subway train every once in a while. 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
329 If this idea works, I can finally quit the rat race. 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
330 See, this is why you should never date outside your species. 1.4075 0.03781 319 223 62 34
331 Well, if Trump can get elected... 1.4075 0.03833 319 225 58 36
332 On second thought, I'll take "truth." 1.4068 0.03623 322 220 73 29
333 We're all abandoning Trump's administration. 1.4058 0.03806 313 219 61 33
334 Ratman and Bobbin to the rescue! 1.4058 0.03779 313 218 63 32
335 Yeah, but since the election, public support for airborne, disease-ridden rodents has risen, particularly among evangelicals. 1.4058 0.03833 313 220 59 34
336 What are you looking at? I’m not the first one to escape Trump Tower. 1.4058 0.03613 313 212 75 26
337 It's the only way your family will accept me. 1.4051 0.03331 311 201 94 16
338 I need to try a different mode of transportation. The sewers are full of politicians these days. 1.4051 0.03769 311 216 64 31
339 Let's see how well the analogy holds up... 1.4050 0.03821 279 189 67 23
340 Birds fly over the rainbow, why oh why can't I ? 1.4038 0.03648 312 213 72 27
341 'Remember if they don't feed you, you're allowed to shit on them' 1.4038 0.03759 312 217 64 31
342 In case I don't survive, my ratatouille recipe is in the crevice of the stairway at the base of the Eiffel tower. 1.4038 0.03704 312 215 68 29
343 fine , don't tell me how you do it then 1.4037 0.03429 322 214 86 22
344 Stop whining! No one gives a flying rat's ass. 1.4032 0.03804 310 217 61 32
345 You're basically just a rat with wings too. 1.4032 0.03721 310 214 67 29
346 "If you morons can do this, how hard can it be? 1.4032 0.03635 310 211 73 26
347 I figure most people who feed pigeons are old and can't see that well. 1.4032 0.03548 310 208 79 23
348 Me, metaphor. You, simile. 1.4032 0.03548 310 208 79 23
349 I'd better go or I'll be late for Congress! 1.4026 0.03737 308 213 66 29
350 Beats flying United. 1.4020 0.03783 306 213 63 30
351 Now comes the part where you say: "don't do it...you've got your whole life ahead of you!" 1.4020 0.03363 306 199 91 16
352 A pigeon is not a "rat with wings". I, Marty, -I- am a rat with wings! 1.4016 0.03965 254 172 62 20
353 I've always wanted to poop on someone's head 1.4013 0.03758 299 206 66 27
354 I will not be pigeonholed! 1.4013 0.03684 304 208 70 26
355 If Trump can become president, we can do anything. 1.4013 0.03800 304 212 62 30
356 Wait a minute, what exactly do you mean by “adopted”? 1.4000 0.03748 300 207 66 27
357 I knew I shouldn't have lied on my CV. 1.4000 0.03811 265 178 68 19
358 This may give a whole new meaning to "rodent dropping." 1.3993 0.03941 298 212 53 33
359 We're the only ones willing to perch on Trump Tower. 1.3993 0.03643 298 202 73 23
360 Tomorrow I’ll need you to teach me how to poop on their heads. 1.3993 0.03705 298 204 69 25
361 Last thing on my bucket list. 1.3993 0.03883 298 210 57 31
362 If this doesn't get your mother to welcome me to the family, I don't know what will. 1.3993 0.03735 298 205 67 26
363 It's probably the right time to let you know you're adopted. 1.3993 0.03765 298 206 65 27
364 Worst case scenario, I'll be another Smash hit on Broadway. 1.3993 0.03795 298 207 63 28
365 I'd rather take a chance than fly United. 1.3986 0.03902 296 209 56 31
366 And you're no Robin. 1.3986 0.03989 296 212 50 34
367 One small step for a rat, one giant nightmare for mankind. 1.3980 0.03873 299 211 57 31
368 After that election, I figured if pigs can fly, why not me. 1.3980 0.03861 294 206 59 29
369 I’m not saying you shouldn’t be a bird, Larry. I’m just suggesting that you consider identifying as a penguin or a kiwi. 1.3980 0.03708 294 201 69 24
370 At least wait for Mueller's report! 1.3980 0.03801 294 204 63 27
371 I'm Ratman and you can be a robin. 1.3980 0.03831 294 205 61 28
372 The sewers were just becoming too mainstream. 1.3980 0.03581 294 197 77 20
373 What's the worst that could happen? 1.3970 0.03862 267 182 64 21
374 The Met is holding auditions for a new production of Die Fledermaus. 1.3959 0.03777 293 203 64 26
375 Is this the last thing I have to do to join the club? 1.3959 0.03619 293 198 74 21
376 If I don't make it, please notify my 842 kids. 1.3959 0.03839 293 205 60 28
377 Why is it always the rat who has to convert? 1.3959 0.03619 293 198 74 21
378 And how will I know which people to poop on? 1.3958 0.03760 288 198 66 24
379 Nothing to it? We'll see if you can swim up into a toilet! 1.3952 0.03570 291 195 77 19
380 I feel like a droned rat. 1.3952 0.03700 291 199 69 23
381 So they just give you bread? 1.3952 0.03668 291 198 71 22
382 Or I could put a wig on my tail and be a squirrel. 1.3951 0.03646 286 193 73 20
383 I want people to feed me in the park. 1.3945 0.03718 289 198 68 23
384 When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway 1.3945 0.03652 289 196 72 21
385 You make me want to be a better rat. 1.3945 0.03907 289 204 56 29
386 Of course it will work. I saw it on youtube. 1.3945 0.03518 289 192 80 17
387 Gotta get up to Yankee Stadium. It's bat day 1.3945 0.03619 289 195 74 20
388 Have you ever felt like you were born into the wrong body? 1.3945 0.03586 289 194 76 19
389 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 1.3945 0.03907 289 204 56 29
390 Let's see if it's nature or nurture. 1.3944 0.03524 284 188 80 16
391 I love you, Sheila. And I hope this will help your father to accept me. 1.3937 0.03800 287 199 63 25
392 I don't need to know how to fly ... just how to land. 1.3937 0.03499 287 190 81 16
393 I’m actually a very stable genus 1.3922 0.04028 283 203 49 31
394 I’m not the hero this city needs, I’m the hero it deserves 1.3922 0.03933 283 200 55 28
395 I got the idea from the pig. 1.3922 0.03601 283 190 75 18
396 I ate breadcrumbs in the square. I bathed in the fountain, for crying out loud. This is it Louise. 1.3922 0.03836 283 197 61 25
397 Yeah, I'm jumping off this Trump Tower ship. Like everyone else. 1.3915 0.03921 281 198 56 27
398 One small step for rats, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3915 0.03652 281 190 72 19
399 And tomorrow I’ll teach YOU how to scare the shit out of people in the subway. 1.3915 0.03985 281 200 52 29
400 So, one step forward and then flap, flap, flap? 1.3915 0.03721 281 192 68 21
401 If I don't make it, tell my 758 children I love them. 1.3907 0.03669 279 189 71 19
402 I told the director I wanted to do all my own stunts, but honestly, I'm glad you're here. 1.3899 0.03826 277 192 62 23
403 So all I gotta do is land in front of the guy on the bench, look real cute, coo, and he'll just give me food? 1.3897 0.03659 272 183 72 17
404 Know what's ironic? They call YOU guys rats with wings... 1.3891 0.03913 275 193 57 25
405 So you're sure there's cheese up there? 1.3891 0.03739 275 188 67 20
406 I call it extreme dumpster diving. 1.3891 0.03775 275 189 65 21
407 five, four, three, two, one . . . . . minus one, minus two, minus three 1.3891 0.03775 275 189 65 21
408 Yeah... but Icarus used wax. 1.3891 0.03810 275 190 63 22
409 The simulation did not prepare me for this moment. 1.3889 0.03444 270 176 83 11
410 Don't look so smug. Lets see how good you are crawling through a sewer 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
411 I figure my chances are still better than Cynthia Nixon's. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
412 I’m finished with the underworld. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
413 Last time you didn't believe I could drag a slice of pizza down the subway stairs. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
414 This is my last attempt to get fed in the park. 1.3875 0.03703 271 184 69 18
415 ‘Pizza Rat’ is the old me. Now I am ‘Elon Musk-Rat.’ 1.3875 0.03812 271 187 63 21
416 And I say a pigeon is a rat without whiskers. 1.3875 0.03848 271 188 61 22
417 Remember, always aim for the windshield. 1.3875 0.03552 271 180 77 14
418 I'm going to get your father's approval or die trying. 1.3872 0.03712 266 180 69 17
419 In your experience, is it better to aim for the cars or the people? 1.3866 0.03831 269 186 62 21
420 I'm tired of being pigeon holed. 1.3866 0.03758 269 184 66 19
421 Unless i’m missing something, this should work. 1.3866 0.03721 269 183 68 18
422 And your only advice is "Don't fly too close to the sun"? 1.3860 0.03728 272 186 67 19
423 so you're telling me if i stand on the street with these wings on, people will give me bread 1.3858 0.03922 267 187 57 23
424 And this is where you just have to hope the physics work out 1.3858 0.03958 267 188 55 24
425 I’m beginning to see why I paid in advance. 1.3855 0.03901 262 182 59 21
426 Go ahead, laugh. Let's see you drag a slice of pizza down a flight of stairs. 1.3849 0.04014 265 188 52 25
427 It’s time you know the truth that you were adopted. 1.3849 0.03942 265 186 56 23
428 See the lady with the cruller? 1.3849 0.03869 265 184 60 21
429 No, I don’t want to fly. I’m signaling to Karl on the Chrysler building. 1.3849 0.03942 265 186 56 23
430 I'm the best flier that you've ever seen, believe me. Nobody in the history of the world knows more about flying than me. Only I can overcome gravity. 1.3843 0.03981 268 190 53 25
431 Flying rats?!? I'll show them flying rats. 1.3843 0.03910 268 188 57 23
432 Rat? Bat? Don't try to pigeonhole me, Dave." 1.3826 0.03914 264 185 57 22
433 I'm good--I watched a YouTube. 1.3822 0.03309 259 166 87 6
434 They said I could return it if it didn't work. 1.3822 0.03694 259 175 69 15
435 Either way, nobody will give a rat's ass. 1.3817 0.03934 262 184 56 22
436 Bat, rat, splat. What’s the difference? 1.3817 0.03584 262 175 74 13
437 Sure, the food pellets are good and I can run all the mazes blindfolded, but I keep thinking there's got to be something more. 1.3817 0.03821 262 181 62 19
438 So far, so good. 1.3817 0.03934 262 184 56 22
439 ACME, why do you ask? 1.3817 0.04044 262 187 50 25
440 Plus, I've always wanted to poop on some hedge fund dude wearing a $2,000 suit. 1.3813 0.03793 257 176 64 17
441 Why aren't you supportive of my transition? 1.3808 0.03917 260 182 57 21
442 Ratman and Pigeon - has a nice ring to it. 1.3808 0.03762 260 178 65 17
443 Of course, this will just reinforce ignorant stereotypes. 1.3808 0.03879 260 181 59 20
444 Maybe I should’ve gone with the swim-with-dolphins package. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
445 Wait a minute ... you seem almost too eager for me to try this. 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
446 Why not? If anybody can be President. . . 1.3808 0.03954 260 183 55 22
447 Go home Larry, I do my own stunts. 1.3808 0.03801 260 179 63 18
448 I always wanted to land on Broadway. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
449 They say I'm a rat but I identify as a flying squirrel. 1.3802 0.03809 263 182 62 19
450 Once I figure out echolocation I'll be invincible. 1.3798 0.03533 258 171 76 11
451 If I do this, will your mother finally accept me into the family? 1.3798 0.03820 258 178 62 18
452 No, but I do have experience as a reality television host and real estate tycoon. 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
453 Well you don't look much like Robin either. 1.3798 0.03860 258 179 60 19
454 No, I've never been called that. Why? 1.3798 0.03860 258 179 60 19
455 I refuse to be pigeonholed. 1.3798 0.03975 258 182 54 22
456 Because I wanna strike fear into the hearts of men, Larry. That's why! 1.3798 0.04087 258 185 48 25
457 Look at us. Just two rats with wings. 1.3794 0.03831 253 174 62 17
458 Gotham may have Batman and Robin fighting crime, but in New York City it's up to us, Ratman and Pigeon. 1.3793 0.03979 261 185 53 23
459 Because I don't NEED healthcare. Why do you ask? 1.3789 0.03958 256 180 55 21
460 Are you sure this is how you started? 1.3789 0.03958 256 180 55 21
461 I'm applying for Amazon's new delivery service. 1.3789 0.03759 256 175 65 16
462 Well if this doesn't work I'll just be another rat dropping. 1.3785 0.03767 251 171 65 15
463 My second cousin is a bat, so I think it’s in my blood. 1.3785 0.03809 251 172 63 16
464 So then she said, "What could be more annoying than pigeon poop?" 1.3785 0.04013 251 177 53 21
465 Yes, Society sees me as a rat, but I self identify as a pigeon. 1.3785 0.03973 251 176 55 20
466 At least it’s better than coach. 1.3784 0.03808 259 179 62 18
467 You won't see me living on the street again. 1.3780 0.04017 254 180 52 22
468 LIMERICK: There once was a rat, name of Pete...Who questioned if he could pull off such a feat...Reply of the pigeon,.."I think it's a good decsion."...Minutes later, she had something to eat. 1.3780 0.04132 254 183 46 25
469 So my wife says, ‘Stop complaining about the sewers being crowded and DO something about it!’ 1.3780 0.03899 254 177 58 19
470 It's Manhattan... I can't afford the sewer. 1.3780 0.04094 254 182 48 24
471 Okay, but after this I'm teaching you to crawl under subway cars. 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
472 Once I had kids, it was either fly or move to New Jersey. 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
473 It’s not appropriation. It’s an hommage. 1.3780 0.03899 254 177 58 19
474 How hard can it be? Any birdbrain can do it. 1.3780 0.03859 254 176 60 18
475 It's no longer enough to drag around a slice of pizza. 1.3780 0.03859 254 176 60 18
476 Shut up. I’ve got this. 1.3780 0.03819 254 175 62 17
477 They're not meant for flying. They're meant to strike fear into the hearts of criminals, Robin. May I call you 'Robin'? 1.3780 0.03978 254 179 54 21
478 "So if they call you a flying rat, what am I"? 1.3780 0.04056 254 181 50 23
479 I AM a 'fledermaus'! I AM a 'fledermaus'! 1.3780 0.03819 254 175 62 17
480 You said your parents would never accept me unless I converted, so here goes. 1.3770 0.03838 252 174 61 17
481 The things you do to get likes on Youtube. 1.3770 0.03879 252 175 59 18
482 Let’s face it, I’m no Batman, and you’re no Robin. 1.3770 0.04039 252 179 51 22
483 By day, a rat and a pidgeon. By night..... RATMAN and ROBIN! 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
484 Run that updraft thing by me one more time. 1.3770 0.03755 252 172 65 15
485 Why should pigs get all the credit? 1.3770 0.04078 252 180 49 23
486 This should cut my commute in half. 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
487 Remind me what we're trying to prove here? 1.3765 0.03891 247 171 59 17
488 Okay fine. I'll admit I have Genus envy. 1.3760 0.03940 250 175 56 19
489 I know it isn't a great name, but Batman was already taken. 1.3760 0.03981 250 176 54 20
490 This video is going to be spread like the plague. 1.3760 0.03899 250 174 58 18
491 What do you mean "I'm adopted"? 1.3760 0.04139 250 180 46 24
492 I'll just wing it!!! 1.3760 0.03940 250 175 56 19
493 My friend bought a ticket on United but I wanted to fly with less risk. 1.3760 0.04254 250 183 40 27
494 No, I’m pretty sure it was the rat signal. 1.3760 0.04061 250 178 50 22
495 Recent events have convinced me that any old rat can soar. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
496 I may be a dirty rat but I'm no stool pigeon. 1.3750 0.04083 248 177 49 22
497 They call YOU rat with wings?" I'll show 'em a rat with wings! 1.3750 0.04162 248 179 45 24
498 Look, it can't be worse than the subway. 1.3750 0.03793 248 170 63 15
499 The rat race just got a whole lot easier! 1.3750 0.03961 248 174 55 19
500 This is the worst part about being adopted! 1.3750 0.04043 248 176 51 21
501 Just in case, I’m an organ donor. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
502 These are the new model, Icarus 2.0 1.3745 0.03887 251 175 58 18
503 I can't wait until you carrier pigeons aren't on strike anymore. 1.3745 0.03846 251 174 60 17
504 I'm going to bring infestation to new heights. 1.3744 0.04373 219 157 42 20
505 Okay. Now what? 1.3740 0.03769 246 168 64 14
506 Yeah, yeah, steer with your tail. Keep your airspeed up. And remember; altitude is your friend. 1.3740 0.04065 246 175 50 21
507 I've always identified more as a pigeon. 1.3730 0.03919 244 170 57 17
508 According to what I read on the internet, this should work. 1.3730 0.03605 244 163 71 10
509 I may have been born a rat but I identify as a bat. 1.3730 0.03962 244 171 55 18
510 The flying is easy enough but the constant head bobbing is killing me. 1.3730 0.03962 244 171 55 18
511 We own the sewers, now we take the air! 1.3730 0.03788 244 167 63 14
512 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think. 1.3730 0.04046 244 173 51 20
513 Five flaps for every one poop. Got it. 1.3725 0.04092 247 177 48 22
514 At Le Bernardin, your name is "squab". Mine is "oh no, we're shut down". 1.3725 0.03969 247 174 54 19
515 Hey, they laughed at Leonardo, too. 1.3724 0.03652 239 160 69 10
516 Your evolution is no match for my intelligent design! 1.3719 0.03940 242 169 56 17
517 This is one small step for a rat... 1.3719 0.04152 242 174 46 22
518 You think this is nuts? Try living in a sewer. 1.3719 0.03983 242 170 54 18
519 Just think of yourself as ... a DIFFERENT kind of pigeon. 1.3719 0.04152 242 174 46 22
520 It’s been my dream not to have to take the subway to work. 1.3719 0.03852 242 167 60 15
521 Damnit Larry, keep your 'science' to yourself! 1.3719 0.03983 242 170 54 18
522 What do you mean by 'cultural appropriation?' 1.3719 0.04110 242 173 48 21
523 This is the part where you say, "Holy wingspan, Ratman!" 1.3719 0.03896 242 168 58 16
524 It's safer than flying in a pet carrier with United. 1.3719 0.04314 242 178 38 26
525 Just once, I'd like to poop in the air. 1.3719 0.04110 242 173 48 21
526 See what's possible when you deregulate the airlines. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
527 Well, you're no Robin, either. 1.3714 0.03819 245 169 61 15
528 This is going to scare the hell out of a lot of people. 1.3713 0.03906 237 164 58 15
529 They think your a rat with wings? I’ll show ‘em a rat with wings. 1.3713 0.03766 237 161 64 12
530 One small step for a rat, one giant step for rodent kind 1.3708 0.03827 240 165 61 14
531 I'm just gonna wing it! 1.3708 0.04217 240 174 43 23
532 I'm hoping your parents will consent if I convert. 1.3708 0.04133 240 172 47 21
533 Yes...it might be the Ambien. 1.3708 0.03872 240 166 59 15
534 I can see how this would be more fun than just leaving a turd on the sidewalk. 1.3708 0.04091 240 171 49 20
535 If this thing works, winters in NY are history! 1.3704 0.04137 243 175 46 22
536 When do I get to crap on people? 1.3697 0.04283 238 174 40 24
537 I was told by the White House that I can't fly first class anymore. 1.3697 0.04199 238 172 44 22
538 I saw it on Youtube. 1.3697 0.03892 238 165 58 15
539 If Pigs can do it! 1.3697 0.04071 238 169 50 19
540 I'll be Batman, and you can be Robin. 1.3697 0.04071 238 169 50 19
541 If you are a flying rat, does that make me a pigeon? 1.3697 0.03938 238 166 56 16
542 If this works, it's weekends in the Hamptons. 1.3697 0.03983 238 167 54 17
543 So after the airline started to put us in the overhead compartment, I figured I had to find a safer way to fly 1.3697 0.04027 238 168 52 18
544 Oh yeah? Well, my mother used to call pigeons "Rats with wings", so there! 1.3693 0.03991 241 170 53 18
545 I'm just sick and tired of the scurrying. 1.3693 0.04119 241 173 47 21
546 Well, maybe so, but the subways have become unbearable. 1.3691 0.03605 233 155 70 8
547 "Oh really? Well you're no Robin either". 1.3691 0.03756 233 158 64 11
548 Caption: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so why not you ?? 1.3686 0.04350 236 174 37 25
549 What could go wrong? My base is solidly behind me. 1.3686 0.04004 236 166 53 17
550 The Failing New York Times says rats can't fly. Fake News! 1.3686 0.04223 236 171 43 22
551 'Ratatouille' money won't last forever so I thought, "What the heck? It worked for Michael Keaton." 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
552 What could go wrong? 1.3686 0.04266 236 172 41 23
553 I may be no Batman, but you sure as hell ain't no robin 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
554 I wonder if it’s time I tell him he’s adopted. 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
555 Don't lecture me about cultural appropriation. 1.3686 0.03913 236 164 57 15
556 Hold my cheese. 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
557 Elon Muskrat 1.3686 0.04093 236 168 49 19
558 The subway? Too much of a rat race. 1.3686 0.03959 236 165 55 16
559 I'm taking the hormones, but haven't scheduled the species-reassignment surgery yet. 1.3686 0.03867 236 163 59 14
560 I wish this was just a cartoon. 1.3686 0.04137 236 169 47 20
561 When I go up to people in the park, is it coo-coo or one continuous coo? 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
562 Watch this. They'll never call you a flying rat again. 1.3686 0.04004 236 166 53 17
563 Some of us weren't handed everything at birth, Clark. 1.3682 0.04100 239 171 48 20
564 Yes, we all miss Mighty Mouse. 1.3680 0.03874 231 159 59 13
565 Delusion is the new American dream. 1.3675 0.04072 234 166 50 18
566 I'm feeling like a rat on a hot tin roof! 1.3675 0.04117 234 167 48 19
567 You're a rat with wings? I'll give 'em a rat with wings. 1.3675 0.04248 234 170 42 22
568 Why not? Nobody thought he would become president, either! 1.3675 0.04072 234 166 50 18
569 I'm considering a career change. It's a rat race down there. 1.3675 0.03694 234 158 66 10
570 After she said "take a flyin' leap", I started thinking. 1.3671 0.03990 237 167 53 17
571 Wings? - check. Pink feet? - check. Beady eyes? - check. OK, show me how you do that head-bob thing one more time. 1.3667 0.04128 240 173 46 21
572 Actually, I just want to poop on people's heads. 1.3664 0.04402 232 172 35 25
573 Crowded out of the sewer by politicians. 1.3664 0.04140 232 166 47 19
574 So I said to myself, if da Vinci could do it, why not me? 1.3664 0.03762 232 158 63 11
575 I know I lost our bet, but you're a jerk for collecting. 1.3660 0.04102 235 168 48 19
576 Maybe not, but you seen yourself walk lately? 1.3652 0.03575 230 153 70 7
577 I'm going to shit on their heads like you do if I have to die trying. 1.3644 0.03987 225 157 54 14
578 One way or another, those people below are about to have their days ruined. 1.3640 0.04095 228 162 49 17
579 Knowing my luck, I will still end up in the sewer! 1.3640 0.04047 228 161 51 16
580 You know we're not so different, you and I 1.3640 0.04095 228 162 49 17
581 No. YOU'RE the cliché. 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
582 It took you millions of years. This is our evolutionary shortcut. 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
583 Oh, yeah? Let's see you run up a drainpipe. 1.3628 0.03973 226 158 54 14
584 Ok, I've mastered the flying part. When can I poop on cars? 1.3628 0.04213 226 163 44 19
585 I got the idea from a daVinci drawing. 1.3628 0.03872 226 156 58 12
586 Yeah, but when I get there I've got hands. 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
587 Thermals, my good man. Thermals. 1.3624 0.03985 229 161 53 15
588 I have the body of a rodent, but I identify as a pigeon. 1.3616 0.03736 224 152 63 9
589 Finally a way to rise above the rat race! 1.3616 0.03995 224 157 53 14
590 Harness? Check. Wings? Check. Sonar? Wait, what? 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
591 People who call you pigeons 'rats with wings' are going to be in for a real shock. 1.3616 0.04094 224 159 49 16
592 Its from a Leonardo sketch in the basement of the Met 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
593 Transitioning. 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
594 Actually, I’m a very stable genius who needs no advice from experts. Watch me soar! 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
595 Now you tell me I was adopted! 1.3609 0.04018 230 163 51 16
596 I suspect this will ruffle a few feathers. 1.3604 0.03914 222 154 56 12
597 Next Easter we spend with my family. 1.3604 0.04167 222 159 46 17
598 I still don’t think your parents will ever accept me. 1.3604 0.03966 222 155 54 13
599 I was never very good at deserting sinking ships, so I thought I would try flying the coop. 1.3604 0.03966 222 155 54 13
600 I may be a dirty rat but I'm no stool pigeon. 1.3604 0.04311 222 162 40 20
601 The DNA test said I'm 25% bat. 1.3604 0.03862 222 153 58 11
602 It beats being assigned to the treadmill lab. 1.3600 0.03828 225 155 59 11
603 Thanks, but I’d prefer to spread the plague the way I used to 1.3591 0.03936 220 153 55 12
604 I'm dying to leave the rat race. 1.3591 0.04289 220 160 41 19
605 OK! I maybe no Batman, but you're no Robin either! 1.3591 0.04240 220 159 43 18
606 One giant step for rodentkind! 1.3591 0.04040 220 155 51 14
607 No thanks. I’ve got two wings so I don’t need a prayer. 1.3591 0.04040 220 155 51 14
608 Donald Trump is in the White House, anything is possible. 1.3591 0.04385 220 162 37 21
609 Ya, ya, ya. And if birds were meant to criticize they would have been given vocal cords. 1.3587 0.04052 223 158 50 15
610 Hey, if Trump can get elected, I can do this. 1.3587 0.04247 223 162 42 19
611 This is the last time I lose a bet to you. 1.3581 0.03884 215 148 57 10
612 You sure we can’t get married unless I convert? 1.3578 0.04460 218 162 34 22
613 They are auditioning for Die Fledermaus at the Met. 1.3578 0.04115 218 155 48 15
614 I was devouring a DaVinci notebook and came across this and thought "What the heck?" 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
615 Icarus shmicarus. 1.3578 0.04166 218 156 46 16
616 Wait a minute...those were monkeys! 1.3578 0.04266 218 158 42 18
617 Hey babe, flying ain't the half of it. I'm in line to be the next white house communications director. 1.3575 0.04321 221 162 39 20
618 It's not really social climbing. It's more of a lateral move. 1.3568 0.03962 213 148 54 11
619 'See Manhattan's Skyline by Air' sounded a better on the Groupon. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
620 Quit trying to change me, Claire. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
621 You do the talking. My accent might give me away. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
622 All this just so your parents will accept me 1.3565 0.04086 216 153 49 14
623 "Well, actually... The older English name for bat is flittermouse." #Mousplaining 1.3565 0.04292 216 157 41 18
624 There's the Rat Signal. Gotta fly. 1.3565 0.03925 216 150 55 11
625 If a reality TV personality can become president, anything is possible. 1.3565 0.04292 216 157 41 18
626 You've never supported my dreams. 1.3565 0.04086 216 153 49 14
627 Of course, I am counting on my overwhelming confidence and unbridled enthusiasm to override my lack of self-perception and feeble grasp of physics . . . 1.3565 0.04342 216 158 39 19
628 Trust me. If this goes right, the tortoise and the hare are old news. 1.3565 0.04139 216 154 47 15
629 Why? You're asking me... Why? Have you ever spent any time in the sewers? THAT'S why. 1.3555 0.04096 211 149 49 13
630 Apparently if you can fly in the park old men feed you popcorn. 1.3555 0.03690 211 142 63 6
631 Are you sure this is how Mighty Mouse got started? 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
632 Honey, I’m sure this will finally get your parents to accept me! 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
633 You sure this is how you guys started? 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
634 Are you sure I don't need a running start? 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
635 And people will say "it's a pigeon, it's a plane, no, it's Mighty Mouse." 1.3551 0.04468 214 159 34 21
636 "I'm just going to wing it". 1.3551 0.04419 214 158 36 20
637 I hate that society still imposes species-normative roles on us. 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
638 Okay, who should I crap on first? 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
639 I spent five years having cosmetics tested on me. So yeah, there's a little identity confusion. 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
640 It’s been on my bucket list. 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
641 I'm sick of being called a walking pigeon! 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
642 We never thought Trump would be President either Jerry. 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
643 Now will you marry me?! 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
644 No. In fact, I don't even know what a Plan B is. 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
645 Impossible? Oh, really! The same people said Trump could never get elected president. 1.3548 0.04423 217 161 35 21
646 Please, please, please work. I can’t take one more subway ride. 1.3548 0.04123 217 155 47 15
647 I'll give a new meaning to "Fledermaus". 1.3541 0.04176 209 149 46 14
648 I may not be the hero Gotham needs, but I'm the hero it deserves. 1.3538 0.03912 212 147 55 10
649 Performance art was my ticket outta the sewer. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
650 You said the same thing about Bitcoin. 1.3538 0.04080 212 150 49 13
651 So, I convert to these and your family will accept me. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
652 You can be my wing man. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
653 If anyone could be President then I should be able to fly! 1.3538 0.04397 212 156 37 19
654 One small step for pigeon, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
655 Holy batshit, Robin! 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
656 da da da dah...Ratman!...da da da dah...RATMAN!! 1.3538 0.03912 212 147 55 10
657 Who's a flying rat now? 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
658 Trump is president, anything is possible. 1.3538 0.04547 212 159 31 22
659 How hard could it be? 1.3538 0.04345 212 155 39 18
660 How hard can it be? 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
661 That statue won’t know what hit it. 1.3538 0.04188 212 152 45 15
662 Have you ever taken the subway? 1.3535 0.04199 215 155 44 16
663 Okay, let’s show them what a real flying rat looks like. 1.3535 0.03987 215 151 52 12
664 When they say it to you, it is a perjorative. Trust me. 1.3527 0.04145 207 147 47 13
665 I've simply got to find a way to get out of this administration. 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
666 I prefer the term trans-species. 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
667 Look, if you can be a rat with feathers, I can be a pigeon with fur. 1.3524 0.04373 210 154 38 18
668 Believe me, no one is better at flying than I am. Believe me 1.3524 0.04320 210 153 40 17
669 Look at this way: If this succeeds, people will stop calling you pigeons "flying rats." 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
670 Pretty soon they'll be throwing bread at me in Central Park! 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
671 You're sure 'flying rats' isn't just a metaphor?" 1.3524 0.04048 210 148 50 12
672 Well, here goes my version of die Fledermaus. 1.3524 0.04373 210 154 38 18
673 Nobody flies as well as I do, believe me. 1.3521 0.04429 213 158 35 20
674 I know you think I’m a dirty rat, but I never took you for a stool pigeon! 1.3521 0.04172 213 153 45 15
675 OK, but shouldn't I start on the ground? 1.3519 0.03862 216 150 56 10
676 I'll try to get inside, but don't you think Trump Tower already has enough rats? 1.3510 0.04401 208 153 37 18
677 It's my tail, that's the problem, right? 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
678 Flying? No problem. I googled it. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
679 This is high point of my life so far. 1.3510 0.03956 208 145 53 10
680 I saw a pig do this November 2016. 1.3510 0.04556 208 156 31 21
681 Ready, Robin? 1.3510 0.04453 208 154 35 19
682 This will get me more retweets than that dumb pizza rat! 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
683 The Subways were a rat race. 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
684 Oh yeah, you try waiting 45 minutes for an E train to Queens. 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
685 Listen, I had a great time on our date but there’s something I have to confess … 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
686 They came with a lifetime warranty. 1.3510 0.04128 208 148 47 13
687 Natural selection my ass! 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
688 I don't care. This has GOT to be better than the subway. 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
689 No Phyllis, you're the dream crusher. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
690 Actually yes, I did drink a discarded energy drink 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
691 I swear...if that whole thing up there isn’t made of cheese... 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
692 If I can just get into the White House I know I can get a job. 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
693 Any advice? 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
694 I'm in the witness protection program. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
695 Quick Robin! It's the Rat Signal! 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
696 Okay, Janet, I'm ready to meet your parents. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
697 Da na na na na na na na na na na na na... Rat Man! 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
698 Of course it's about a girl. 1.3510 0.04014 208 146 51 11
699 I got this idea from a book I was eating. 1.3498 0.04077 203 143 49 11
700 I'm so done with winter. Which way's south? 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
701 It's the Wright thing to do 1.3495 0.04482 206 153 34 19
702 So I poop on every third statue, right? 1.3495 0.03978 206 144 52 10
703 Look - if this works, we'll get your Robin costume first thing. 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
704 Mildred I told you. ... I IDENTIFY as a pigeon! 1.3495 0.04429 206 152 36 18
705 I will race you to the pizza slice on the subway stairs! 1.3495 0.04096 206 146 48 12
706 I'm really leaving you this time, Ethel and I'm not coming back. 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
707 Gravity is a Chinese hoax. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
708 I need to rethink my Bucket List. 1.3495 0.03918 206 143 54 9
709 Respect, man, Respect! I'll promise I'll never call you a flying rat again. Now get this thing off of me. 1.3495 0.04153 206 147 46 13
710 So you’re saying when I’m up there, I can just poop wherever I want?! 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
711 One small step for pigeons—one giant step for Ratkind. 1.3495 0.04482 206 153 34 19
712 I saw a coyote try this once on TV. 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
713 I am a bat, not a rat. I am a bat, not a rat. I am a bat, not a rat. . . . 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
714 My agent said the only way I would get the lead in Die Fledermaus is "when rats fly." 1.3493 0.03941 209 146 53 10
715 On second thought, maybe I’ll use the stairwell. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
716 You’re no rat with wings! I’ll show them what a REAL rat with wings looks like! 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
717 I know I'm not Batman. You're not exactly Robin. 1.3487 0.04186 195 138 46 11
718 Once this hits YouTube, Pizza Rat is history. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
719 I never have a plan. Once I get to DC, I’ll just wing it. 1.3480 0.04061 204 144 49 11
720 I heard they have open auditions for the 'Fledermaus.' 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
721 Don't pidgeonhole me. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
722 What do you mean I don't look like my profile picture? 1.3480 0.04120 204 145 47 12
723 Stop calling me a rat! I’m Die Fledermaus! 1.3480 0.04512 204 152 33 19
724 If I can navigate a maze, I should be able to do this! 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
725 The subways have just gotten so gross. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
726 I'll show you who is a flying rat. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
727 They'll say, 'He was going like a rat out of Hell' 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
728 I found a Tony Robbins book at the landfill. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
729 You said it should just come naturally? 1.3478 0.04021 207 146 50 11
730 They call you pigeons "rats with wings." Well, here comes the REAL THING! 1.3478 0.04357 207 152 38 17
731 If you time your base jump just right, you’ll get your picture in the traffic camera 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
732 It's what's beneath my wings that worries me. 1.3478 0.04079 207 147 48 12
733 So I says, "You guys got the right idea!" I put these on and they just throw food at my feet! 1.3467 0.04126 199 141 47 11
734 “venever I hear die Fledermaus.... 1.3465 0.03962 202 141 52 9
735 Enough with the Steinbeck metaphors. 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
736 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin. 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
737 By day, I work the sewer at Wayne Manor. 1.3465 0.04085 202 143 48 11
738 To hell with Darwin! 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
739 Just promise me after this you'll show me how you get them to throw breadcrumbs at you. 1.3465 0.04319 202 147 40 15
740 Don't worry, I'm just gonna wing it 1.3463 0.03985 205 144 51 10
741 Coolest part is you can poop wherever you want. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
742 So where did you say is that old lady with the popcorn? 1.3450 0.03985 200 140 51 9
743 Always working the sewers I started to feel pigeonholed. 1.3450 0.04047 200 141 49 10
744 One small step for me. One huge step for ratkind. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
745 That’s one small step for rat, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
746 Wagner wrote me an opera, of course I can fly. 1.3450 0.03724 200 136 59 5
747 It’s easy for you- you’re a natural born rat with wings. 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
748 No more furtive scurrying about in filthy, dark, dank subways. The life that should have been mine begins today! 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
749 I got tired of losing the rat race. 1.3450 0.04347 200 146 39 15
750 I know the ad said "BIRDS ONLY", but I really need this job. 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
751 OK Ratman, just remember: Swoop & Poop 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
752 I’ve seen pigs do this! 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
753 Mom told me that our relationship may not survive our differences. 1.3436 0.03777 195 133 57 5
754 And that’s the difference between figurative and literal. 1.3434 0.04433 198 146 36 16
755 Now we can finally tell your folks I converted. 1.3434 0.04256 198 143 42 13
756 Sure, I’m against animal testing too, but this sounded fun. 1.3434 0.04071 198 140 48 10
757 So...where is your favorite statue? 1.3433 0.04212 201 145 43 13
758 If I don't make it, please notify my next of vermin. 1.3433 0.04442 201 149 35 17
759 I'm so done with sidewalks and sewers. 1.3420 0.03652 193 130 60 3
760 Any advice? 1.3418 0.04283 196 142 41 13
761 Well you don’t look like the chick in your photo either 1.3418 0.04095 196 139 47 10
762 Any tips? 1.3418 0.04283 196 142 41 13
763 I've got the flying thing down, but what is your trick to get the white poop? 1.3418 0.04343 196 143 39 14
764 Wings will give us a whole new image! People will be feeding us in the park. 1.3418 0.04159 196 140 45 11
765 This is it Fran, after this your father will be forced to accept our love. 1.3418 0.04635 196 148 29 19
766 Spot me 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
767 How else am I going to win the rat race? 1.3402 0.04492 194 144 34 16
768 Maybe now they will feed me in the park. 1.3402 0.04184 194 139 44 11
769 I'm off to find Mr. Wright. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
770 It's either this or take the L train. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
771 The world is my dumpster. 1.3402 0.04247 194 140 42 12
772 ...and after this we'll go down in the subway and have some lunch. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
773 Yeah, well wait until you see who they cast as Bullwinkle. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
774 And you're sure this is how you got started? 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
775 Fish gotta walk. Rats gotta fly. 1.3402 0.04120 194 138 46 10
776 I await the Rat-Signal. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
777 They call you guys “rats with wings”?!? I’ll show them rats with wings!! 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
778 ...and then the people on the benches feed me bread? 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
779 They want to see if it works for humans, but I have to try it first. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
780 Pizza Rat raised the bar for all of us. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
781 Well, I've always identified as a bat. 1.3400 0.04338 200 147 38 15
782 I intend to be above the daily rat race from now on 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
783 I'm going to be GREAT at flying. THE BEST. 1.3385 0.04582 192 144 31 17
784 I think all I need is a little rebranding. 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
785 I may not be the hero this country needs, but most certainly the one it deserves 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
786 Beats flying Delta. 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
787 Everyone laughed at me. Said it was 'impossible' or 'stupid'. Look at me now Louise. Who's laughing now Louise! 1.3385 0.04078 192 136 47 9
788 You pigeons'll have to get a new nickname now. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
789 OK I am focused on the half eaten bagel by the food cart, what's next? 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
790 Here goes: it's either bat rat or rat splat. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
791 Don't worry, President Trump told me this was an excellent idea and would absolutely work. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
792 Who's a flying rat now? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
793 Then I'll teach you how to scurry around a basement. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
794 You're a rat with wings and so am I! 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
795 So you say the trick is to find them right after the car wash? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
796 I am cautiously optimistic 1.3385 0.03836 195 135 54 6
797 After all, there are flying squirrels you know, and we are related. 1.3370 0.04046 184 129 48 7
798 I got these on eBat. 1.3369 0.04479 187 138 35 14
799 I'm on my way to Washington to join the cabinet. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
800 Batman is popular, I give you that, but Ratman is so New York. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
801 You sure we can’t just walk? 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
802 I hear they call this 'Intelligent Design'. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
803 Don’t listen to them Dale. You’re a pigeon just like the rest of us. 1.3368 0.04034 190 134 48 8
804 I got the flying part down, it's the pooping while I'm doing it that I'm working on. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
805 When we get to Trump Tower, we’ll expel our messages and meet back here. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
806 They’ll need to come up with a new nickname for you guys if this works. 1.3368 0.04366 190 139 38 13
807 Watch and learn. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
808 I'll be fine as long as I don't get too close to the sun. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
809 Rats with wings, pigeons, they’re all just labels holding us back man. 1.3368 0.04103 190 135 46 9
810 This is even dumber than voting for Trump 1.3368 0.04553 190 142 32 16
811 Stop calling me coo-coo! 1.3368 0.04236 190 137 42 11
812 Now we're both rats with wings. 1.3368 0.04614 190 143 30 17
813 Just squawk if I fly too close to the sun. 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
814 I'd rather be doing Ibsen but superheroes are what sells. 1.3368 0.04127 193 138 45 10
815 Whatever. It can't be any worse than taking the L train. 1.3352 0.04070 182 128 47 7
816 Darwin, schmarwin. Here we go! 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
817 No, I just want to shit on joggers. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
818 It sure beats the subway. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
819 I identify as a dove. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
820 At least I admit that I’m a rat with wings. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
821 I'm not the hero this city needs, but the hero it deserves. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
822 I’d feel better if my instructor was a flying squirrel. 1.3351 0.04826 188 145 23 20
823 I hear the moon is made of cheese. 1.3351 0.04127 188 134 45 9
824 After I do this I'm in the fraternity, right? 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
825 Remember what I told you Earl, aim for the newly washed cars. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
826 Let’s go shit on them all! 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
827 Pizza Rat really raised the bar for what it takes to go viral in this town. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
828 Ratty, I've served with many pigeons. I've known many pigeons. I've been friends with many pigeons. You, Ratty, are no pigeon. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
829 So I suppose you never saw pigs fly, either. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
830 If Mighty Mouse can fly, so can I! 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
831 YOU’RE a flying rat? Please! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
832 After this, I think I'll run for office. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
833 OK, so if I do this, you’ll drag a slice of pizza down the subway stairs? 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
834 It was this or buying a sports car. 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
835 Found a can of RedBull in a dumpster. 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
836 Gotta go -- I'm off to my audition for Die Fledermaus. 1.3333 0.03860 180 124 52 4
837 You've been called a flying rat, but I want to BE a flying rat. 1.3333 0.04315 180 130 40 10
838 I'll never be who you want me to be. 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
839 I'm calling it "Vermin Air". 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
840 They say pigeons are just rats with wings. 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
841 Now that Trump is President and pigs can fly, why not me? 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
842 It’s just the landing I’m not one hundred percent sure of. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
843 ...And one giant leap for ratkind! 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
844 If YOU can be a"flying rat", I sure as hell can too. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
845 Do you think the tourists will feed me now? 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
846 Icarus who? 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
847 Actually, I'm my owner's 9th grade Science Fair entry. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
848 The subway is getting a little crowded. 1.3333 0.04152 186 133 44 9
849 Mom said I can be anything I want to be 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
850 Do I bob my head? 1.3333 0.03977 183 128 49 6
851 And people say "Donald, you have the biggest wingspan in history" 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
852 Of course it’s dangerous. That’s why I’m the best-paid lab rat in Yonkers. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
853 If you’re not living on the edge you’re taking up too much space. 1.3333 0.04338 183 133 39 11
854 Rat with wings? Ha! I'm a pigeon with balls! 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
855 My therapist said get out of the gutter and seek new heights! 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
856 Relax. If they don’t work there’s a moneyback guarantee. 1.3316 0.04481 190 142 33 15
857 The only thing I still find difficult is pooping in mid flight. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
858 You guys make this look so easy. 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
859 Of course I can fly! Stop listening to fake shrews! 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
860 Stop calling me Sully. 1.3315 0.04249 184 133 41 10
861 Hey Mom, are you sure I am not adopted? 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
862 Get ready Gotham! It's Ratman and Pigeon!! 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
863 Well I got the plans from Elon Muskrat... 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
864 There's more than one way to win the rat race. 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
865 Do these wings make me look fat? 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
866 I'm species-fluid. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
867 I have to, Sheila, it's the only way your family will accept me. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
868 So my parents named me Icarus, and right then my days of rotten pizza and dodging traps were over. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
869 Sewer rat no more, I'm going to make a splash on Broadway. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
870 When I said I’d convert for you, I meant meeting with the Rabbi. This is a bit much 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
871 Someone has to change the narrative. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
872 Bye Bye, Birdie 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
873 It’s called Method Acting, Why? 1.3315 0.04223 181 130 42 9
874 I don't know, Ratman and Pigeon doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.3315 0.03922 181 126 50 5
875 If Skinner had only lived to see this! 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
876 We they go low, I go high. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
877 I've had enough of these New York winters. I'll see you in Miami! 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
878 The mouse that soared. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
879 Coo all you want, but this makes you an enabler. 1.3296 0.03781 179 123 53 3
880 I’m trying to get on the fake news. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
881 Look, there is no problems with my science just your negative attitude. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
882 I think “Ratman and Pigeon” has a nice ring to it. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
883 You said you've done this before, right? 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
884 If I make it to the park are you sure they're going to feed me? 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
885 I'll try anything once if it will get old folks to feed me crumbs. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
886 I just can't just stand around waiting for evolution. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
887 They call you guys rats with wings. I figured I'd give it a shot. 1.3296 0.04672 179 135 29 15
888 ...So I can do to cats what you do to statues 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
889 One giant leap for rat kind... 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
890 If a birdbrain like you can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
891 Mock me if you want, but a real rat with wings will make you obsolete. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
892 Call me by your name. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
893 I’m sorry Helen, I’m not who you think I am. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
894 It's called 'method acting'. You wouldn't understand. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
895 This is one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rodent-kind. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
896 Yes, pooping on people is as fun as it looks! 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
897 I can skip the subway, grab something at the dumpster, and make it to my girlfriend's in time for dinner. 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
898 Point out the one who called you a rat with wings. 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
899 Because if he can be president, maybe I can fly! 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
900 You're a rat with wings? I'll show 'em a rat with wings! 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
901 Are you sure this will get more views than Pizza Rat? 1.3278 0.04716 180 137 27 16
902 I know more about flying than you do. Believe me. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
903 I heard them call you a rat with wings and I thought- hey, why not? 1.3277 0.04125 177 126 44 7
904 Next March Madness, we go back to betting a simple slice of pizza. 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
905 If any idiot can be President, it can't be that hard to fly. 1.3277 0.04774 177 135 26 16
906 I just have to find out if it's really made out of cheese. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
907 Believe me, you're going to need more than a wing and a prayer. 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
908 Honey, if this works, your parents will have to say yes! 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
909 They want a rat with wings, I'll give them a rat with wings. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
910 There was just too much red tape at the lab. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
911 Call pigeons 'rats of the sky,' eh? Wait until they see me. 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
912 Leonardo. What's yours? 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
913 Damn, I forgot the GoPro! 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
914 The salesman promised me a full refund if they didn't work 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
915 Beats the subway. 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
916 When they called you a rat with wings, I thought now there’s an idea. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
917 Of course I'm your wing man. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
918 Rat: This IS how evolution works right? Bird: Yep. Natural selection in action. 1.3277 0.04706 177 134 28 15
919 I may have been assigned a rat at birth but I identify as a bat. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
920 Your certain that your tail feathers play no role in this? 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
921 If I don’t make it you can have my pretzel collection. 1.3258 0.04027 178 126 46 6
922 Yeah, but imagine the publicity if I'm able to crash land myself in the Hudson. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
923 If this works, my darling, they'll have to let us get married. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
924 I am rodent,watch me soar 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
925 Yeah? Well you're no Robin either 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
926 They said when pigs fly but I mean, come on, it's New York. Where are we gonna find one of those? 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
927 Can't you just accept me for who I am? 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
928 I got tired of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
929 Just one last thing....if I don't make it, promise me that you won't have me for lunch 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
930 But if *that* doesn't happen, I soar, right? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
931 So, you’ve taught other rats but you can’t provide references? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
932 If this doesn't work, take care of my dumpsters! 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
933 No, it's the only way we can be together, Margaret. Whatever happens, remember I love you. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
934 So mom says, “Norbert, stop dreamin’ your life away. You gotta get out of the rat race and start livin’ your dreams! 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
935 Follow me. You can be my Robin, 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
936 Remember, I'm Bat Rat and you're Robin. 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
937 Besides Mighty Mouse, rodents are grossly under-represented in the superhero genre 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
938 I got this. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
939 I don't give a rat's ass about when pigs fly. 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
940 Yeah, well you don't look like a Robin. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
941 I’m not the hero they need, but I am the hero they deserve 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
942 I may live in the sewer, but my head's in the clouds. 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
943 Yes, I'm Die Fledermaus 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
944 Of course I made 'em myself. Ya think I'm gonna trust them other rats! 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
945 Do these wings make me look fat? 1.3239 0.04648 176 133 29 14
946 I meant that he would become president when PIGS fly. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
947 They won’t pigeonhole me! 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
948 Mother fucker, don’t tell me what I can’t do. 1.3237 0.04846 173 133 24 16
949 Let me Rat-splain how flying works. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
950 That's one small step for a rat, one giant leap for metaphors. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
951 If a birdbrain like you can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3237 0.04094 173 123 44 6
952 Should work. I copied it from one of Michelangelo's notebooks. 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
953 You are sure this will cure my constipation. 1.3237 0.04255 173 125 40 8
954 I'm doing this for the pigs. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
955 Now all I have to do is learn to tweet. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
956 I'll just wing it!!! 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
957 Pest control will never see me coming. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
958 Free bread crumbs in the park? You bet your ass this is worth it. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
959 I'll be Batman, and you will be my Robin. 1.3235 0.04384 170 124 37 9
960 Come on, you can still do it. It’s just like riding a bike. 1.3235 0.03878 170 118 49 3
961 And wasn’t there something about getting too close to the sun? 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
962 On second thought, I think I'll just enjoy the view. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
963 OK, down to 71st Street and poop on the green Hummer, right? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
964 Next it'll be pigs 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
965 I will finally experience the joy of pooping on someone's head. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
966 It is my destiny to win the rat race. 1.3218 0.04610 174 131 30 13
967 I just wanna know why you guys get to be called ‘flying rats’. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
968 They need me over at Trump Tower. 1.3218 0.04682 174 132 28 14
969 I bought this used off a Lemming friend of mine who used it only once. 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
970 And you say this is how all birds learn to fly? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
971 Ok who do I poop on again? 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
972 But how do you flap AND poop? 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
973 It's worth it to avoid the TSA. 1.3216 0.04201 171 123 41 7
974 Hey, if a dumb elephant can do it with a stupid feather... 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
975 Why wouldn't this test work as well from the second floor? 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
976 If pigs can do it, so can I. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
977 The subways are getting crowded. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
978 They do really look like ants. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
979 Stop looking at me like that. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
980 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da! Ratmaaaaaan! 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
981 You met me at a strange time in my life 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
982 I just like to hear the crowd yell "don't jump." 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
983 I need an edge in this rat race. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
984 You're not a rat with wings. I am. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
985 I'm finally getting out of the rat race for good! 1.3216 0.04201 171 123 41 7
986 I would prefer to be remembered as a stool pigeon. 1.3200 0.04728 175 134 26 15
987 The pigs declined. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
988 The difference between me and you? Initiative. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
989 My therapist said I should spread my wings... 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
990 We are re-branding. A year from now we’ll be known as “scurrying pigeons.” 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
991 We'll see who's the real flying rat! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
992 Any last minute tips? 1.3195 0.04849 169 130 24 15
993 If he can be president, why can't I be a superhero? 1.3195 0.04701 169 128 28 13
994 I heard Strauss wrote a whole opera about it, so I thought I'd give it a try. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
995 Keep an eye out for flying cats. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
996 and that’s how I met your mother 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
997 Now, where’s my Go-Pro? 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
998 And we'll call you Robin. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
999 My parents will love you, even if you don't convert 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1000 If those stupid flying squirrels can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1001 What’s the best case scenario ? 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1002 And people call You a rat with wings. 1.3195 0.04144 169 121 42 6
1003 Well, if Trump can become president.... 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
1004 One small step for a rat; one giant leap for rat-kind. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1005 I saw the Met's Da Vinci exhibit three times. I got this. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1006 Sure, it's risky, but I'm done scurrying. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1007 It's all about confidence... isn't it? 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1008 I just want to fly before the pigs do. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1009 Just think of it as jumpstarting evolution. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1010 Get your phone out, this is gonna be good! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1011 if pigs can fly, so can we. 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1012 It looked easier when I was standing on the ground! 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
1013 Just jump? That's easy for you to say! 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1014 FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you." 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1015 I'm breaking the pigs' flight monopoly. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1016 For the last time, Dave, this is cultural misappropriation, and frankly, I'm sick of it. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1017 They think you’re a flying rat! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1018 Finally, my turn to bat. 1.3176 0.04751 170 130 26 14
1019 Ok! I’ll meet you down there. 1.3176 0.04123 170 122 42 6
1020 I'm fed up with the subway 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1021 Hey I'm no batman, but you're no robin either. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1022 "Ikarus?" What does a Swedish furniture store know about flight? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1023 Batrat just has a nicer ring to it, don't you think? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1024 No YOU open YOUR eyes. Qualifications and experience have become quaint artifacts of history. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
1025 It's always been my dream to be a carrier rat. 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1026 If this works, we'll both be flying rats. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1027 I'm confident about flying, but explain the statue thing to me again. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1028 Try to understand. Inside, I'm a bat. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1029 Of course I know how. I have three online course degrees to prove it! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1030 All mice have dreams. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1031 No, this is not cultural appropriation! 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1032 Tell me again why I should buy the extended warranty. 1.3174 0.04255 167 121 39 7
1033 Die Fledermaus is a demanding production. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1034 Ok listen - What's the worst that can happen.... 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1035 Here I come to save the day... 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1036 Dudda dudda dudda dudda Dudda dudda dudda dudda Ratman ! 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1037 So you're saying people will give me breadcrumbs if I wear these wings? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1038 Transitioning. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1039 They call pigeons rats with wings and I got thinkin'...... 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1040 A word of caution. Don't fly too close to the sun. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1041 When this works and I poop on a statue won't you look silly? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1042 Wait a moment. I have to do WHAT to pedestrians? 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1043 We're not that different, you and I. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1044 Birds of a feather, vermin forever! 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1045 Bob, if a rich guy named Bruce Wayne can do this, a rat who's survived five Manhattan winters can too. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1046 I, Icarat, shall reach the sun! 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1047 you asked me to work on our relationship. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1048 I've always self-identified as a pigeon, species-wise. Now we'll see if it flies. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1049 Yes, you’re a rat, and I’m a stool pigeon. When I said we’re the same, this is not what I meant. 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
1050 ‘Na, na, na, na, na Rat Man, Rat Man. 1.3171 0.04216 164 118 40 6
1051 It's the fastest way to get to the Lower East Side. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
1052 If you can be a flying rat, then gosh darn it so can I. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
1053 We'll see who the bottom feeder is now. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1054 Confession time, Loretta. I'm just a rat. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1055 Step off? That's all you've got? 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1056 I’ll do this, but I won’t convert. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1057 ...... One small step for ratkind. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1058 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think. 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1059 On second thought, maybe I should do a test flight by jumping off a curb. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1060 One great step for verminkind! 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1061 That's right, Birdboy. If this works, Ratman is gonna need a sidekick. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1062 No, I never saw the end of ‘Birdman’, why? 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1063 You're not the only flying rat in this town! 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1064 If this works, we're 'Ratman and Bobbin'' and we'll clean up this city. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1065 You're a stool pigeon and i'm a rat. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1066 ...but I always thought he was singing, "Straighten Up and Fly, Rat!" 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1067 It’s time we all evolve, Horace. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1068 Don't be so bigoted; I identify as a pigeon now. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1069 Birds do it, bees do it, now my educated fleas are gonna do it. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1070 They want a flying rat, I will give them a flying rat! 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
1071 If this works, pigs are next. I'll be rich if some people keep their word. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
1072 Hey, it beats dragging a piece of pizza around in the basement. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1073 Just one more step to permanently delete my Facebook. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1074 So this is how you got your start? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
1075 Just to be sure, that's the Trump Tower, right? 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1076 Beats taking the sewer during rush hour 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1077 I am literal and you are just metaphorical. 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1078 ??? If Dirty Nasty Pigeons fly, beyond the Hudson River wide, why-oh-why caaannnt' I I I ? ??? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1079 Ratman and Pigeon! We'll be huge! 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
1080 On second thought, I’d rather fight. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1081 Yes, it really is a race. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1082 Sure... but the other fifty is you probably die. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1083 It can't be any dumber than that maze thing. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1084 I heard some pigs tried it once, so I thought ‘why not?’ 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1085 Yeah, I decided long ago that cross-town traffic at this hour was just not worth dealing with. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1086 I'm not worried, they came with a double-your-money-back guarantee. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1087 Of course I can fly, you bird brain! 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1088 Consider this an evolutionary leap. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1089 You're very kind, but they're extensions 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1090 I got these on eBay ... watch this... 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1091 Nah nah nah nah nah nah RAT MAN! 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1092 You don't have a rat's chance of making it. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1093 I spent the best years of my life being injected, electrified and run through mazes. But over time, I picked up enough bits of scientific knowledge to attempt my escape. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1094 If this doesn't work - I'm going to be real annoyed. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1095 But how do you know when to poop? 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1096 But then you must agree to walk on the subway tracks during rush hour 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1097 What do you mean there are already flying rats? 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1098 Last time I tried this, Hurricane Sandy took me to Copenhagen. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1099 ...And you’re not a robin. This is about fighting crime, not authenticity. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1100 You're the wind beneath my wings, Esther. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1101 Yeah, maybe it'll work better from higher up. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1102 One way or the other it'll be out of the rat race for me. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1103 Sure, it's dangerous. But the tourists love it. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1104 They all laughed at the Wright Brothers' hamster, too. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1105 I don't care if your commute is faster. Next time we're taking the subway. 1.3129 0.04130 163 117 41 5
1106 o.k. then, Let's see if they can tell us apart now. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1107 I know, but could you call yourself Robin? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1108 Let's face it, I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1109 Do you see the rat symbol in the sky? 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1110 Icarus shmicarus. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1111 It’s called “intelligent design”...same reason you stopped being a dinosaur. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1112 If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1113 Looks like you'll have to re-brand once we master this. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1114 Not a problem if it doesn't work. I kept my receipt. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1115 I know...but how else am I going to get out to the Hamptons on a Friday afternoon? 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1116 Hey, you're a different height than what you said in your profile, so consider us even! 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1117 What's your favorite statue? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1118 Sometimes evolution needs a little help. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1119 Well...I heard all the pigs are doing it. 1.3129 0.05039 163 128 19 16
1120 It all started when I developed this burning desire to crap on on heads of statues. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1121 All of the pigs are already flying, so we're next in line. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1122 They call you guys “rats with wings”. I’m going to be a pigeon with teeth! 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1123 ?? ?? ?? ?? Heeeere I come to save the daaaay................... 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1124 OK, but after this, you have to drag a slice of pizza down the stairs while someone shoots a video 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
1125 'It was a graduation gift from my life coach' 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1126 Your parents will have to accept me now! 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1127 I’m sorry, my sidekick has to be a robin. 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
1128 What can happen, right? 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1129 It dawned on me, with all the pigs flying, I have to take my shot. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1130 Hey, if Trump can become President this should be easy. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1131 People call you a rat with wings too, you know, 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1132 And you’re sure people will just throw their bread at me? 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1133 Look, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1134 Who the hell is Leonardo da Vinci? 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
1135 Because the Kushners can no longer afford stone gargoyles. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1136 I'd like to see you try to crawl through a sewer and come up in a toilet. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1137 If this works I'll show you the sewers and how to chew through anything. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
1138 Believe it or not, this will be my first time. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1139 Icarus didn’t listen. Will you? 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
1140 See you in Mar-a-Lago, sucker! 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1141 I'm exactly what I appear to be: a high-flying infester. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
1142 End of discussion. We're both flying rats, okay? 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1143 ‘Rat Man and Pigeon.’ Guess that will have to do. 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1144 If it's not possible, why did they sell me these wings? 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
1145 Everybody's a critic. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1146 And then it hit me, "what's so bad about rats with wings?" 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
1147 This has got to be better than taking the subway. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1148 I was born a rat- but I self-identify as a bat. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1149 All I'm saying is there are some unavoidable biological constraints, dude. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1150 Don’t worry. The lesson comes with a money back guarantee. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1151 It can’t be that hard. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1152 Betcha I’m the first one to reach the ground. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1153 I just want to feel the wind in my hair. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1154 Yeah, but I still identify as a rat. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1155 Ok, I ate the yogurt and blueberries, now how do I aim? 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1156 I found them in a box marked "Free" on Wall Street. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1157 Pigeons are just flying rats? I'll show them a flying rat! 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1158 Just call me, Icarats 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1159 I believe in truth, justice and American cheese. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1160 You know what they say: dress for the job you want. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1161 No, I'm not bat shit crazy. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1162 I'm Ratman, you're Robin 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1163 Come along, Pigeon Lad! There is much filth and disease to spread throughout this city! 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1164 And you said they'll throw bread crumbs to me? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1165 I really DO want this relationship to work, but don't you think your parents will learn to love me even if we just walk to their place? 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1166 All right, already. But don't expect me to lay an egg when I land. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1167 I wish we could have started on a bunny slope. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1168 Don't fly too close to the slum. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
1169 Because 'Rat-Man and Pigeon' doesn't have the same ring to it, that's why. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
1170 In theory, they won't be able to tell us apart. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1171 When you say you’re proficient on your resume but then they ask for a demonstration. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1172 It's for a podcast. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1173 Just Jump ?". How about I take you to the sewer and say " Just Jump? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1174 I got tired of people calling me a pigeon without wings. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1175 I'm trans-species . . . . rat to bat. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1176 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to be my wingman 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1177 Nothing personal, but subway travel is for the birds. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1178 To the Ratmobile, Bobbin'! 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1179 You do what you want. I’m not paying surge pricing on an Uber pool. 1.3077 0.05032 156 122 20 14
1180 This town ain't big enough for the thirty million of us. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1181 Call me Icarat. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1182 I figure if anyone can be President, why can't I be a pigeon. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1183 This is how you learned right? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1184 Now tell me again what I am supposed to do when I fly over someone's head. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1185 It's not a competition 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
1186 It's Time Square. Tourists will pay big for a picture with Ratman and Bobbin! 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
1187 You're telling me this is how the chicken crossed the road? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
1188 I'm the hero New York deserves... 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1189 We are now Ratman and Bobbin! 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
1190 So they call you guys flying rats, huh? Wait 'til they get a load of me. 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1191 Why won't it work? They say you're just a rat with wings. 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
1192 For years, I've felt pigeonholed. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1193 There's nature, then there's nurture. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1194 are you sure your parents will finally accept me? 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1195 Da na na na na na na na na na na na na... Rat Man! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1196 Born in the sewers but sky's the limit. Yeah, I'm living the dream. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1197 NOW IF TRUMP CAN WING IT, WHY CAN'T I????? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1198 So, rats with wings is it? I'll show you rats with wings! 1.3052 0.05074 154 121 19 14
1199 I’ve disappointed my father for the last time. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1200 Honestly, I was sick of the rat race. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1201 Apparently pigs can. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1202 With the overcrowding, scurrying isn't effective anymore. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1203 I figure it's just a difference of one letter. 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
1204 It is not the most intellectual or strongest that survives, but the species that is able to adapt and best adjust.. 1.3052 0.04255 154 112 37 5
1205 Yeah, well I look as much like Batman as you look like Robin. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1206 Because I'm the hero Gotham deserves... 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
1207 They say you guys are just rats with wings. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1208 What about 'Ratman' - too obvious? 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
1209 I thought my agent was joking, but hey, they gave Ben Affleck a shot at this. 1.3052 0.04989 154 120 21 13
1210 Forget Pigeon. From now on you’re Robin. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1211 Birds gotta sing. Rats gotta fly. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1212 Well, I might not be Batman, but you are certainly no Robin. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1213 They won't let me fly as an emotional support companion, so... 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1214 I'm the hero they deserve, but not the one they need. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1215 Why do I always have to be the wingman? 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1216 Everybody has a midlife crisis. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1217 Risky, yes. But you’ve never had to depend on the A train. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1218 I'm taking dumpster diving to the next level. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1219 I know, but you were the one wanting a show of commitment to our relationship 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1220 How much could it hurt? 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
1221 I’m training for the lead in “The Mouse that Soared”. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1222 If I go splat, feel free to eat me. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1223 For the record, we weren’t the ones who called you ‘rats with wings.’ 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1224 Of COURSE they're modeled on bat wings. Do I look like a damn bird? 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1225 I've had enough of this rat race. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1226 Call me Icarat. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1227 I'm not worried. It's guaranteed for life. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1228 They say, 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
1229 What exactly about 'Ratman and Pigeon' sounds derivative to you? 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1230 I'll die the way I lived... Freaking people the fuck out. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
1231 I want to get hired by Amazon 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1232 This is what Darwin was talking about. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1233 I've got dreams...big dreams. Sure, I came up the hard way by the stairs, but I am going to fly into history. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1234 You know what? This is starting to feel like a trap. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1235 They want a rat with wings, I'll give them a rat with wings. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1236 I gotta be me!!! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1237 One leap for rat kind. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1238 If this works out I'm hoping I never have to take the subway again 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1239 I don’t think they mean it literally, Carl. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
1240 Dada Dada Dada Da.....Ratman! 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1241 I'll try this, you try living in the sewer. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1242 Just take me back to the basement. I promise, no more flying rat jokes. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1243 The species-identity movement has come a long way. 1.3026 0.04073 152 109 40 3
1244 You said your parents would never accept me as I am. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1245 It’s on my thimble list. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1246 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1247 Ok, I'm ready. As soon as you see someone drop a bagel, I'll be right behind you. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1248 This'll work. I'm sure Wile E. Coyote just misread the instructions. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1249 If you call me Batman, I'll call you Robin. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1250 Can't you see, Loretta? If we're gonna build a future together, it can't be in the sewers. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1251 Can you go over the landing part one more time.... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1252 So would you recommend gliding or flapping? 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1253 I’m auditioning for Die Fledermaus next week. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1254 It’s time I live my truth. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1255 Sure, it's overly-ambitious and completely unrealistic, but it's my evolutionary imperative. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1256 Think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1257 Of course nobody will notice until it's on YouTube. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1258 I know I'm adopted mom, but I gotta do it! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1259 Hey, I did not rat on my cousin. I'm no stool pigeon and this should prove it. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1260 It's all in the wrist. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1261 You may have heard of me and my brother Orville, the Rat Brothers. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1262 It's all in the wrist. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1263 You don't hear us calling ourselves the 'pigeons of the ground' do you? 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1264 You wrestle one slice of pizza, people assume you're a superhero. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1265 If this works, I’m heading straight for the popcorn in Central Park. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1266 I'm not worried about the flying part,It's the landing. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1267 I'm tired of being referred to as "pigeon without wings". 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1268 Can't we just take an Uber? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1269 Tonight, we rewrite epidemiology! 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1270 I hope this power failure is over soon; I'm sick of being the Bat-signal. 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1271 These actually make me a pigeon in the eyes of the law. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1272 Which way to Trump Tower? I'm late for an appointment." 1.3007 0.05087 153 121 18 14
1273 You're still my wingman, right? 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1274 Now that I'm delivering messages, what are you doing? Email? 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1275 No, I AM the rat with wings. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1276 I'm not leaving the sinking ship - I'm just taking a break from the hostile political environment. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1277 It's our final chance at upward mobility! 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1278 I got this. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1279 Because this is a lot more fun than hanging upside down! 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1280 My therapist thought it might help make me more repulsive. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1281 So the rental guy tried to upsell me a GPS. I mean, what an idiot, right? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1282 Your Uber Eats driver is on his way. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1283 I can’t do this unless you throw some cheese over the ledge. 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1284 Okay, so flapping these, like this, will pull me out of the initial steep dive, right? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1285 Here I come to save the day... 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1286 I just want to see these morons' faces when they see a real flying rat. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1287 Pigeons are flying rats huh? I'll show you a flying rat. 1.3000 0.05072 150 118 19 13
1288 MIGHTY MOUSE MADE IT LOOK EASY 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1289 The subway has gotten too dirty for me. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1290 Just once, I want to dive bomb a tourist. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1291 It's more reliable than taking the subway. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1292 I voted against the merger. 1.3000 0.04204 150 109 37 4
1293 And after I get the hang of this, I'll show you the sewers. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1294 I'm bringing new meaning to the term "rat-race". 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1295 Death to metaphors... 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1296 Call me crazy, but I really think this is going to strengthen our relationship. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1297 I know it's risky, but it's worth it to get out of here before Mueller traps me. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1298 I keep hearing them call YOU a 'rat with wings' so I figured, what the hell. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1299 My dad will still not approve of you. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
1300 My name is Muskrat. Elon Muskrat. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1301 Fish gotta swim, rats gotta fly... 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1302 ?After I deliver the message do I have to FLY back here, or do they BRING me back here?" 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1303 Nobody ever sits and feeds the rats; this should fool them. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1304 Is there still time to qualify my ‘I can do anything you can do’ statement? 1.2993 0.04254 147 107 36 4
1305 Eventually, you just gotta lean into it. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1306 Look who’s calling who a rat with wings. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1307 And then what? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1308 I wish you'd just embrace your ratness. 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
1309 "Rats with wings": to you, it's an insult, but for me, it's my greatest dream. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1310 Hmmm, seems like cultural appropriation to me... 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1311 Let's go over it again: I soar like an eagle, the video goes viral, and I'm invited to give a TED Talk, right? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
1312 How do you think I got all the way up here anyway? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1313 Are you sure Leonardo said this would work? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1314 It’s cut my commute time in half. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1315 Quick! To the Ratmobile! 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1316 Remind me again why I'm pledging a pigeon fraternity. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1317 Winged rat, huh? I'll show you a winged rat! 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1318 I’m just glad mom and dad never kept any secrets from us. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1319 You sure this will end with me getting bread crumbs? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1320 The Columbus statue first and then Jackson's. Got it. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1321 So Ralphie sez to me, what, you don't keep a bucket list? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1322 So if it doesn't work, you say I'll get my money back? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1323 My life coach told me to embrace change. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1324 Stick with me bird-brain and we'll take over the drone delivery business. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1325 Uber refused to pick me up 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1326 if Mighty Mouse can do it, so can i 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
1327 They're a gift my cousin Wile E Coyote, he's a super genius, what could go wrong ? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1328 $1500 for an image consultant and this is what he came up with. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1329 Remind me again how we're related? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1330 Well, aren't Bucket Lists supposed to take you out of your comfort zone? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1331 My wife calls this a mid-life crisis. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1332 So they call you a rat with wings, huh? I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1333 Any last minute advice? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1334 I on the other hand can remove my "wings" if I need to, miss smarty pants 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1335 How hard could it be? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1336 Aim for the park, land on your hind legs and try to look like you own the joint. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1337 Don’t worry. I tested this in the lab. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1338 Trust me it's a socially upward move. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1339 Got any tips? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1340 I'm tired of taking the subway. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1341 Getting a head start on the rat race 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1342 One step for a rat, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1343 I'll go first to see if it's safe 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1344 If they think you're a rat with wings, wait until they get a load of me. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1345 If this doesn’t turn out well, tell Minnie Mouse I’ve always loved her... 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
1346 Gonna show 'em what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2986 0.04073 144 103 39 2
1347 If it works, then will you marry me? 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
1348 I've heard it's safer than flying United Airlines. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1349 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin. 1.2973 0.05204 148 118 16 14
1350 I must go Alfred, Gotham needs me. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
1351 Did I mention that I'm seeing a life coach? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1352 Don't worry, I kept the reciept 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1353 The hero Gotham deserves. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1354 You know, when you asked if I wanted to be a guinea pig, I just thought you were offering me steroids. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1355 How can it be cultural appropriation if its so functional. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1356 Identity theft isn't a joke Jerry! 1.2966 0.04280 145 106 35 4
1357 (Singing)" Here I am to Save the day, Mighty Mouse is on his way." 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1358 Stop being so smug, this is how the Wright Brothers started! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1359 Metaphor Test, Take 1 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1360 Okay, now you will see who is the better "rat with wings." 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1361 To squeak, perchance to dream! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1362 If this doesn't work, look after my 35 wives and 1,422,670 kids, will ya, Grant? 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1363 So, I said to myself, "It's this or three more years of Trump. What's to lose?" 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1364 I’m the hero Gotham needs 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1365 Introducing the new Facebook Messenger. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1366 Icarus' real problem was he had no tail. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1367 Just think, if this works we'll be famous, Ratman and Robin. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1368 First I'm hitting Woody Allen's place. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1369 No, I'm just covering for the bat until sunset. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1370 Geez. If I were blind as a bat this would be a hell of a lot easier. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1371 Well, he's not really a bat either 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1372 You try living in the sewers your whole life. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1373 Look, they're made of high performance fabric, I'm only flying at night and I'll keep pretty low. So drop the Icarus crap, and let me enjoy this, Sylvia! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1374 You may call this batty, but I'm sick and tired of being part of the rat race 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1375 It’s nice, but I still miss the L Train. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1376 You're sure I can transfer at Fifth Avenue? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1377 You want to see a rat with wings. I'll show you a rat with wings. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1378 I know...fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly...but the subway commute is killing me! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1379 And you ain't no Robin, either 1.2966 0.05190 145 115 17 13
1380 I'm tired of you being referred to as "a rat with wings". 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1381 And you're sure that coupon for three lessons hasn't expired? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1382 ...dadah dadah dadah...dadah dadah dadah..RATMAN!. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1383 I know, I know. It does seem like a batty idea. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1384 Ratman and Pigeon, we'd make a great duo. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1385 Dumb idea!? As opposed to, like, living in a subway tunnel? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1386 Tomorrow we’re hanging out in the subway 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1387 I was taught you just jump! It worked for me. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1388 The subway got too crowded. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1389 If I pull this off, your days in the plaza are numbered. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1390 And please stop calling me Icarus. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1391 You do it regularly, you weigh more than I do....how difficult could it be? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1392 If Trump can do it, so can I! 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1393 Follow my lead in case things start to go south. 1.2966 0.04280 145 106 35 4
1394 You're sure it's okay to do this with diarrhea? 1.2966 0.04167 145 105 37 3
1395 Even if I survive this, there'll be no poop left for that statue. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1396 Flying rat? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1397 Trust me. Before too long, they'll be calling you guys pigeons again. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1398 Are you sure your parents will like me? 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1399 Pizza won't get you internet famous anymore. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1400 Get it? Fledermaus. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1401 Don't you know how many views Pizza Rat got? 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1402 I hear people call you guys flying rats, so I figured, what the heck, give it a shot. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1403 Da Vinci said it would work. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1404 I still don't understand how you aim for their heads while you're flying. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1405 So this is what happens to stool pigeons. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1406 Rats with wings? Ha. I’ll show em rats with wings. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1407 Uber Schmuber! 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1408 If this works they'll be feeding me in the park! 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1409 It’s more of an homage to pigeon culture 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1410 I know it's crazy - but it's this or another twenty years in the rat race. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1411 I'll be damned if I go back to using the Subway!!! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1412 We'll see who is the real 'winged rat', you imposter! 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1413 I've read that bats can get out of hell 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1414 I'm going to bomb the tomcat. Follow me . . . 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1415 What you call an insult, I call free bread crumbs. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1416 That's funny - they call me that too. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1417 I can hit a parked car every time , but I'm still working on Central Park joggers. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1418 November 8, 2016 -- pigs flew, now it's my turn! 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
1419 You're the one they call a flying rat. YOU tell ME. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1420 There’s someone I want to poop on. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1421 Trust me. This is definitely safer than flying on United. 1.2945 0.05066 146 115 19 12
1422 Your turn to carry the plague. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1423 After the kids left for college, I realized that I needed a hobby—And I’ve never been much of a bowler. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1424 You think this is bad? I was the giant inflatable union rat in my last job. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1425 If you had to choose between food and cocaine every day for a year, you'd act a little flighty, too. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1426 But if I do, will you marry me? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1427 Just point me in the direction of Trump Tower. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1428 People throw good seeds at you in the park, I eat stinkin' garbage; do I need another reason? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1429 No offense, buddy, but let me show you what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1430 I shall go down in History as the first true Fledermaus 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1431 What? They call you a rat with wings. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1432 I'm up to five hundred mosquitoes a day, but the echoes are driving me crazy. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
1433 I think those crumbs were laced with something. 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1434 Now hear this, Gotham! Batman and Robin have had a good run. But now it's time for Batrat and Pigeon! 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1435 If this goes wrong, promise not to crap on me. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1436 If this works, they won't be able to tell us apart. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1437 It's not appropriation Sandra, it's appreciation. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1438 If l can make it there, l’ll make it anywhere... 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1439 Have the subways gotten that bad? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1440 If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be Wright. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
1441 You say “flying rat” like it’s a bad thing. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1442 I was a White House sewer rat. Now I am head of NASA. All I need is a few pointers ... 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1443 All I'm saying is Pizza Rat barely did a thing and he's living in a penthouse in SoHo. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1444 Which way is Trump Tower? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1445 One small step for a rat. One giant step for the genus rattus. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1446 Everyone considers you rats with wings, anyway, so I'm giving them the real thing! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1447 All of the superhero copyrights taken? Not ‘Ratman!’ 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
1448 I'm not saying I won't die. But have you even seen Dumbo? 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1449 Cat burglars beware, I am the night! 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1450 "Anything you can do I can do better ... 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1451 Remember, if I do this thing, you gotta pop up someone's toilet! 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1452 It was on YouTube. Why do you ask? 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1453 Finally my pigeon toes are coming in handy. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1454 If I can make it here... 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
1455 I know it'll work. I saw it on the internet. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1456 You said the same thing about the family in the penthouse, and now look who's running the country. 1.2917 0.05203 144 115 16 13
1457 I gotta leave Trump Tower fast! 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
1458 Thanks again for contributing to my kickstarter. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1459 I know it won't work! We're recording it for YouTube. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1460 Trust me, Batman was fired. By appointment of the oval office, I give you, Rat Man! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1461 Are you sure this is how you learned to do it? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1462 ...... One small step for ratkind. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1463 Let’s race to the bottom 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1464 I'm the real hero this city deserves 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1465 Yeah, well you're no Robin. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1466 Real Pigeons are made, not born. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1467 It's fine if that other guy wants be the hero that Gotham deserves; I'll be the hero that Gotham can't get rid of. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1468 Maybe so. But I've had it with the sewers. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1469 Well, it's either this or crawling through the sewer. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1470 I'm going for that sweet spot: under the radar, and above the rat race. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1471 Plan B is I take the stairs. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1472 It's the return flight that always gets ya. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1473 Rats with wings? I’ll show them rats with wings! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1474 If this works, you've got to take a turn in the subways. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1475 You know, I'm, like, really smart, so just give me some bullet points. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1476 The difference between us is that you really do have the capacity to rise above it all. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1477 Fine, you're not a robin and I'm not a bat, but someone needs our help! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1478 Hey, it worked for Trump. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1479 If I fail, then the endless comparisons die with me. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1480 Remember when we married, you agreed to spend 6 months a year in the sewers. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1481 If I hear someone ask “Are you Orville or Wilbur Rat?” one more time.... 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1482 Still safer than the subway. 1.2908 0.04215 141 103 35 3
1483 Time to give up your YouTube throne, Pizza Rat! 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1484 Are your sure they'll think I'm a pigeon? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1485 I’m done spending summers hungry. I’m joining the Rosenblatts in the Hamptons. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1486 I identify as a pigeon now. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1487 They call you a flying rat - wait 'til they get a load of the real deal. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1488 Okay, pal. I sure hope you're right about this. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1489 So long, suckers. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1490 If this works, can I eat with you guys? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1491 My pizza slice video is downtrending, so, the torch on Lady Liberty is my next stop. Film me from my left side. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1492 One way or another, I'm going to earn my wings today! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1493 We're not so different, you and I. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1494 Deal. But as soon as I get back, you have to walk across the subway tracks. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1495 I feel like this is just perpetuating the stereotype. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1496 Flying’s for the birds! 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1497 I may not be the flying rat this city deserves, but I'm the flying rat this city needs. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1498 You might remember me from the title role in Die Fledermaus. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1499 Well.. I guess we’re about to find out if your bones are hollow. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1500 Pecking and perching was easy but this lesson seems a bit challenging. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1501 I’m going to go for it. I’m tired of waiting for a signal. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1502 They say you and me, we're not so different. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1503 Folks refer to you guys as "rats with wings." I'm gonna' show them the real deal. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1504 I'm tired of the race, so I thought I'd wing it. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1505 And you say a pig has never tried this? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1506 They'll still hate me, but at least they'll respect me. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1507 Why do you always get to be Robin? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1508 You hear it so much, I thought, why the hell not give it a go? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1509 I'm over the commute. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1510 I'd prefer a sinking ship. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1511 That moon ain't gonna eat itself. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1512 Science is hard. I'm just winging it. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1513 If Batman can be a hero I don't see why Ratman can't. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1514 Now we're both rats with wings. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1515 I’ve seen it done. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1516 It's called "cosplay" 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1517 This is the last time I am playing truth or dare with you! 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1518 I'm still not sure why you don't want me to teach you how to swim in sewers first. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1519 Who cares what God wanted? 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1520 I grew tired of not being able to shit on people. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1521 Once I master this, the sky’s the limit 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1522 You never heard of Ratman?! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1523 Next time, we eat garbage at my place. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1524 Isaacson’s biography of Da Vinci was truly inspirational. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1525 I want to show New Yorkers what rats with wings really look like. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1526 It was either this or Spirit Airlines. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1527 Based on the election results, if pigs can do it, so can I! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1528 Be the change you want to see in the world. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1529 I just got tired of being called a pigeon without wings.... 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1530 I gotta make it to Canada before ICE sends me back to Oslo. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1531 Batman had his chance. It’s time for the hero this city really deserves. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1532 That’s definitely the Rat signal this time, right? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1533 I saw this on a youtube video 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1534 . . . and you're not a Robin 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1535 I always wanted to be above the rat race 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1536 It's not just role playing. I really do like bird seed. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1537 I see it as a giant leap for ratkind. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1538 Let's go save Gotham, Robin! 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1539 Well you aren't exactly a butterfly either, Sweetheart! 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1540 Every Ratman needs his Robin. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1541 I am vermin! I am the blight! I am Batrat! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1542 You have to understand, sometimes it doesn't matter how much you believe! 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1543 I'm trying to avoid the rat race. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1544 I am Ratman! I guess you can call yourself a robin if you want. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1545 No practice. I'm gonna wing it. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1546 You really think I should practice on the statue before I go for the guy in the new suit? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1547 My inspiration is Der Fledamouse 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1548 No, the saying is when pigs (italicized) fly 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1549 They call you rats with wings, but they feed you. So I thought to myself, "Why not give it a try"? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1550 I'm telling you, if Affleck can play him, then so the hell can I! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1551 I figure a pigeon is really just a flying rat anyway, so I should be good, right? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1552 And why NOT Ratman? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1553 You think you’re the only rat who can fly? 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1554 Golly gee willikers, we're Ratman and Bobbin! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1555 Hah! This'll show 'em what a REAL flying rat looks like once and for all! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1556 So I go flap, flap and THEN the hard part is finding bread crumbs? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
1557 My fiancée is a bat and won't marry me until I convert. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1558 What do you mean this is a bird-brained idea? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1559 You know, we don't have to look alike to share the same values. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1560 I'll be Ratman if you'll be Robin. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1561 And after this, I'll show you how to drag some pizza down the subway steps! 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1562 You ain’t the only flying rat 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1563 One small step for mouse, one giant leap for mousekind! 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
1564 I'm tired of being called a wingless pigeon 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1565 I’m shifting the paradigm of the rat race. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1566 Maybe my parents were right about mixed marriages. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1567 Crazy, you say? Have you ever tried the subway? 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1568 Oh yeah? Well maybe I am the real bird and you are the rat with wings! 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1569 And they will call me - VERMAN! 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1570 The things I do for love... 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1571 I like being a carrier, the hours are flexible and you meet all kinds of people 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1572 There it is. The 'Rat Signal'! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1573 They only put up the Rat Signal when the crime involves a pile of garbage. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1574 Ok now. One giant leap for Ratkind! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1575 I mean, if Da Vinci could do it... 1.2878 0.04240 139 102 34 3
1576 Got it, land on the statue after I crap on the guy in the suit. Then a roasted nut lunch with the old guy on the bench. 1.2878 0.04240 139 102 34 3
1577 They call you rats with wings, and so I got to thinking! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1578 I identify as a pigeon - that's how it works, right? 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1579 Well, the pig flew last week, so I guess you're good. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1580 I am going to make your parents love me! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1581 It beats taking the subway. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1582 Try dumpster diving. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1583 Are you sure the Wright Brothers started this way? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1584 I’m test driving a new city delivery system for Amazon. 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
1585 You either die a rat, or live long enough to become a pigeon. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1586 You, my dear, are no flying rat. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1587 Does this class offer refunds if I don't succeed on the first try? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1588 "Flying Rats...Flying Rats..." I'll show you Flying Rats! 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1589 Ha! you think you're a flying rat! I'll show you real flying rat. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1590 They won't be able to put mousetraps in the sky! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1591 “My therapist says I have to start taking risk”. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1592 Most importantly, aim for their heads. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1593 The pig’s on vacation. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1594 The only trap I've known is my body. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
1595 I always found the term “rat with wings” inspirational myself. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1596 If pigs, why not rats? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1597 No, you're the flying rat. Me, I'm Ratman. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1598 I am the hero this city deserves. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1599 Ratman and Robin 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1600 To the Ratcave Robin 1.2857 0.04091 140 102 36 2
1601 I still don't see the resemblance. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1602 Without landing gear, Albert would make the first and only flight of his short career. He would be posthumously remembered as the grandfather of rodent aviation. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1603 They call you guys "flying rats," so why not? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1604 You can be my Robin. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1605 I preferred the maze... 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1606 I'm hoping to get into pizza delivery before the drones take it over. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1607 You think I'm crazy? You try living your entire life down there. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1608 Can we prove di Vinci's idea with a one story? 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1609 This gives me the best chance at winning the rat race 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1610 Only after I prove to your family that I’m worthy can we finally be together. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1611 Yeah, I just finished a "Batman" Marathon. Why do you ask? 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1612 You want rats with wings? I'll show you rats with wings. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1613 If this works, Gotham is ours. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1614 Let me show you how it's done. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1615 I’m auditioning for Fledermaus 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1616 I'm not the hero they need, but the hero they deserve. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1617 When you said I could earn my wings, I had no idea it would be so high! 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1618 O.K. Besides a shorter building, do you recommend flapping or gliding? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1619 Pigeons are rats that fly? I'll show you a rat that flies... 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1620 Look! Up in the sky! It's Ratman and Robin! 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1621 To the Ratmobile, Pigeon! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1622 Rats with wings? I'll show you rats with wings! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1623 It's the rat race Birdie, that I wish to glide over. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1624 As discussed, I get a 3 second head start. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1625 So I am not a bat. . . Well, you're not a robin. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1626 I AM TIRED OF THE RAT RACE 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1627 You're sure you saw the Rat Signal? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1628 Are you sure that cats cannot fly? 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1629 NA NA NA NA NA NA NA RATMAN! 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1630 I saw Birdman, I can do this. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1631 No one is safe now! Soon this city will be mine! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1632 Ratman begins! 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1633 Finally - the Rat Signal! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1634 This seemed like a better idea over dinner. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1635 Na na na na, Na na na na... Bat Rat! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1636 I thought I'd take a break from the rat race. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1637 Race ya to the bottom! 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1638 If he can be president, I can be a famous New York pigeon. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1639 Not sure I trust your birdbrain suggestion. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1640 It's one small step for a rat... one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1641 If I can time this right, wait till you hear the screams from the tourists in that open topped double-decker bus. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1642 I’m the messangener between the White House and the EPA. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1643 Of course I'm a pigeon, sweetie! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1644 Easy as falling off a roof. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1645 Watch this. I'm about to go viral. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1646 OK, amateur — watch and learn. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1647 Finally, I can shit on their heads. 1.2836 0.05361 134 108 14 12
1648 I'm sick of dragging pizza into the subway. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1649 What I do for cheese is remarkable. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1650 I needed some open space. That subway was getting to me. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1651 You’re not going to pigeonhole me any longer! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1652 Are you sure this how Orville and Wilbur got started? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1653 No, too obvious. I'm thinking of 'Chiropterodent'. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1654 If pigeons are rats with wings, it logically follows that rats with wings are pigeons, so just stop trying to talk me out of flying! 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1655 You’re really seeing this through a cis-pigeon paradigm 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1656 Are you coming, Robin? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1657 Icarus, shmicarus, I only fly on cloudy days 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1658 If I make it through this, next week it's you in the sewers with me. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1659 My grandfather was a lemming. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1660 They call you guys rats with wings, and that's when it hit me! 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1661 I'll win your heart yet, Sheila, if it's the last thing I do. 1.2836 0.04318 134 99 32 3
1662 Are you sure this will cure me of my fear of heights? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1663 So you're saying if we wear these, tourists will feed swarms of us in the park? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1664 I'll show them what a flying rat really looks like! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1665 I'm Ratman, you're Robin 1.2836 0.04318 134 99 32 3
1666 And they said you can't win the rat race. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1667 I always wanted to be above the rat race 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1668 This isn't about you, Fran. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1669 I just hate the fact that I have to lying to your parents about my appearance every time we visit. It’s 2018, I love you, that’s all that should matter. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1670 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1671 The sewer just wasn't doing it for me anymore. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1672 Don’t do it! It’s all a dream! Hillary won! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1673 I’m supposed to be scaring you, not the other way around. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1674 Before you take off, you should consult a German dictionary. Die Fledermaus means bat, not flying rodent. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1675 Let’s make dumpster dives great again! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1676 Yeah, and then I swear he said, 'Ratman, Gotham needs you.' 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1677 I see the Secret Service, he can't be far behind 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1678 Because the subway's flooded again... 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1679 Hey Ben. This is not what they meant by the #MeToo movement. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1680 Who are we? We're Ratman and Pigeon-the heroes New York deserves. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1681 „It‘s Ratman, dammit, not Batman!“ 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1682 Running the rat race got me to the top, but I was pigeon-holed. So, I've decided to spread my wings a little. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1683 Nananananananana Nanananananana Ratman 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1684 Now I need you to whistle a few bars of Die Fledermaus. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1685 You may have more luck than flying United. 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1686 I'm pretty sure he said "pigs" 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1687 Genius must endure ridicule! 1.2803 0.05303 132 106 15 11
1688 Just one letter. I only want to change ONE letter. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1689 No kidding, I heard some relatives are doing this in Kitty Hawk; the Rat brothers. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1690 It beats taking the subway. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1691 To the bat mobile 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1692 I'll be Batman, and you can be Robin. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1693 This is one small step for rat - one large leap for ratkind. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1694 I'm so tired of being pigeon-holed. I'm not just a rat. I'm a rat with wings! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1695 So I bring the little note over there, get a treat, and he sends me back here with an answer? Piece of cake! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1696 They say there's a million flying rats in New York, so how hard can it be? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1697 Can't you just show a little support? 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1698 I just wanna experience a higher class of garbage. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1699 I'm just gonna wing it! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1700 Quit being such a know-it-all! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1701 After you hear that joke enough, you start to think “why not?” 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1702 What is it with New York? Even you tell me to jump. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1703 C'mon, the pidgeon suit isn't fooling anyone. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1704 If this doesn’t work out I’ll go back to controlling a human chef from under his hat. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1705 Since this is only the audition, whatta ya say right now I just coo for you? 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1706 I'd be a lot more confident about this if I had opposing thumbs. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1707 I hope it beats working the subway 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1708 At some point it just sucked to live in the sewer. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1709 Give me fifty bucks and I’ll buzz that one fella who’s always saying you guys are rats with wings. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1710 I know, I know. If rats were meant to fly, they'd HAVE wings. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1711 Is it a bird? A plane? No, tis 'Die Fledermaus' to the rescue! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1712 We’re on the same trash diet. Why shouldn’t I be able to fly too? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1713 I want to poop on statues too. 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1714 You look nothing like your Tinder profile. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1715 And tomorrow I will lay an egg 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1716 Queue “Free bird” 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1717 Believe me, it’s going to be great. Really, really great. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1718 ...because I've seen your Dad's facebook Brenda...I don't want him to find out until he gets to know me. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1719 It sure was nice of you to offer me flying lessons, Pidgy. Especially since you caught me in bed with your wife and all. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1720 Puerto Vallarta, here I come. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1721 ...And then she just screamed and ran away with like 90% of the bread crumbs! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1722 I’ve seen you do this a thousand times. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1723 Look. I just don't want to turn into my mother. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1724 I got tired of waiting for Uber! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1725 Rat, bat, whatever . . . I'm just going to wing it and see what happens. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1726 I think I can, I think I can. I think I can, I think I can. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1727 So they call you guys rats with wings, wait till they get a load of me. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1728 I'll show show em' rats with wings. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1729 What do you mean, “ ‘Ratman’ has no cachet?” 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1730 One giant leap for rat kind... 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1731 Elon Muskrat 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1732 ....and one giant flap for all ratkind! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1733 Whaddaya mean rats can't fly? Fake news I tell ya! Fake News! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1734 If it doesn’t work they gave me a money back guarantee! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1735 Watch and learn. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1736 Pigs haven’t delivered, so it’s my turn. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1737 Tell me again how to hover over a parked car 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1738 For years New Yorkers have called you guys "flying rats", so watch this. I'm going to scare the hell out of them! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1739 I survived the MTA crisis of 2017. Nothing will stop me now! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1740 Observe and learn. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1741 So where is your favorite bench? 1.2803 0.04344 132 98 31 3
1742 I'm still not sure why you had me sign a waiver 1.2803 0.04344 132 98 31 3
1743 I don't care what the Audubon Society says, species appropriation is not a thing 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1744 I'm tired of being a second class varmint. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1745 NA NA NA NA NA NA NA RATMAN! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1746 We are Species Fluid. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1747 So the trick is to say “Coo” each time I flap these things? 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1748 Well, Pizza Rat went viral. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1749 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you say. I’m going to fly! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1750 Everyone loves Batman. Why wouldn't they love a Ratman? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1751 There’s a charming artisanal Camembert in 12F that needs rescuing. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1752 It's a PR move; People actually FEED your kind while our only difference is the wing thing 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1753 Ratman and Pigeon. We are the populist’s answer to Batman and Robin 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1754 And these people thought rats and pizza were viral. Just wait. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1755 If I get too close to the sun, tell my Dad he was right. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1756 I am the hero they deserve 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1757 The agency promised you'd be a Robin, not a Pigeon 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1758 I’m sick and tired of all the subway delays. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1759 I just flew in from the subway, and boy are my arms tired! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1760 Icarus? Who's Icarus? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1761 Don’t get too close to the sun. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1762 Nananananananana BatRat! 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1763 I think "Ratman" has a nice ring to it, don't you? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1764 The risk is worth it to get crosstown. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1765 As long as I don't fly too close to the Sun. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1766 They want a rat with wings? I’ll show them a rat with wings. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1767 It can't be that difficult. Down at the barn, they were talking about pigs doing it. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1768 In an act of heroism, the Kushner's most beloved pet vacates in hopes of saving 666 Fifth Ave. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1769 They're Trump-branded. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1770 I’ll show you a real flying rat. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1771 How else do you think I escaped that maze? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1772 OK, so where do I find a belfry? 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1773 It's just a hobby to release stress from that rat race at work. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1774 So you think just because people call pigeons flying rats that somehow makes you one? You wanna see flying rat? I'll show you flying rat! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1775 Nobody respects pigeons more than me. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1776 Don’t do it. Die Fledermaus means bat. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1777 I'm trying to get more YouTube views than "pizza rat". 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1778 Because Macy's nixed a rat balloon, that's why. Now chirp when you see Hello Kitty. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1779 Easy for you to say but my gut keeps telling me to wait until dark. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1780 I have a nagging feeling of profound inauthenticity but then I think "just do it" 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1781 Ratman and Robin 1.2782 0.05479 133 109 11 13
1782 RatMan na na na na na na na na RatMan.na na na na na na na na RatMan.....RatMan.....RatMan 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1783 They said I'd never beat the 1 train uptown too! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1784 Wilbur, shouldn't you ask Orville before you go off on your own like that? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1785 Just watch me evolve. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1786 You good, bro? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1787 Ratman and Robin - has a nice ring to it! 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1788 'Tell her she'll always be my mother, but I gotta know the truth!' 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1789 At last I feel like the real me! 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1790 I'm celebrating my inner pigeon. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1791 If Pigs can do it! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1792 And you're sure your Dad will be cool with us after this? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1793 Yeah, I'm a pigeon. Yes. I can fly. Why would I just lie on my online dating profile? 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1794 But when they call me a flying rat, it won't be a metaphor. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1795 Tell me why I don't need a round-trip ticket. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1796 No longer will the pigeon be known as the rats of the sky! 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1797 It's true. We bats are just rodents that got a good idea. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1798 How am I insulting you? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1799 I won't forget what you taught me: fly around and make a mess on the pedestrians. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1800 Ica-who? I'll be Icarat. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1801 I'm leaving the rat race. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1802 I love you too, Mom. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1803 This is faster than the subway 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1804 I hope it's true that pigeons are rats with wings. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1805 First, they will give me their crumbs...then I will take my revenge! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1806 Trust me, you teach me to fly, and they'll give a lot more than a rat's ass. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1807 i predict another failed experiment using rats. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1808 Ginger, if I don't get back soon, my wife is going to suspect something's up. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1809 As long as I fly over a statue, I don't care. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1810 OK, you go first. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1811 Will I be able to poop on statues just like you? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1812 Ratman! Badabada badabada, badabada, badabada, Ratman! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1813 And now we wait for the Rat Signal. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1814 Today: Manhattan. Tomorrow: The Moon! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1815 who's the rat with wings now? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1816 Move over and watch what a real flying rat can do. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1817 Military recruiters don't lie, right? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1818 Tell me again why you can't just take the sewers like everybody else? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1819 We are superheroes---The poop crusaders, Ratman and Pigeon! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1820 Show me how to do this one more time. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1821 The reason I'm so successful is that they think I'm a bat and ignore me. That's when I swoop down and take a bite out of their hotdog. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1822 You think I give a rat's ass for your opinion? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1823 Copyrat. 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
1824 My Grandpa was a superhero called Mighty Mouse. Let me show you how it's done. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1825 They all think that you’re a rat with wings. I’ll show ‘em a rat with wings! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1826 If this works, you could be Ratman. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1827 I hope "Die Fledermaus" was a Strauss reference, not a comment about me! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1828 Bat! Rat! Who cares? Either way, I'm a dead pigeon. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1829 You don't have to do this, I can lend you my Metrocard 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1830 Me, Batman; you, Robin. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1831 I'm abandoning the rat-race like your pal who flew the coop. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1832 Couldn't I just sit on your back? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1833 We're going to reclaim the epithet, Martha. 1.2769 0.04232 130 96 32 2
1834 Watch as I aim straight for the biology department. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1835 This is for my son, the rat bastard. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1836 Seriously, the Commissioner pays me to stand in front of a spot light just like this... 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1837 I really don't get what all the flap is about! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1838 I was hoping for the placebo. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1839 You’re the hero this city deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1840 When my mother said I should go out and test my wings I probably should have known she was talking metaphorically. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1841 They're not going to let you into the zoo, Gary. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1842 If you're just a rat with wings, this should work! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1843 "When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour." - Elon Muskrat. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1844 No worries. There are plenty others where I come from. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1845 I just finished attending a "Think Positive" seminar 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1846 Don't worry. I won't fly too close to the sun. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1847 After this, your parents will have no excuse to reject me as a mere street rat. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1848 Now we can finally be together. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1849 Can’t talk now. I just saw the Rat-Signal. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1850 That was great. Now let me give you a tour of New York's best sewers. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1851 If I can fly here I can fly anywhere 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1852 Pigeon: you first. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1853 I appreciate your concern, but this is my best chance to rise above the rat race. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1854 Yes, yes - I promise I'll stay away from the sun. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1855 I got the idea when i saw die fledermaus. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1856 Believing you can is the first step. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1857 Fish gotta swim, rats gotta fly... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1858 If this takes off, you'll have to come up with a new nickname. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1859 I think having forward looking eyes should be a great advantage...... 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1860 Coo all you want, but you're looking at Marvel's next Avenger! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1861 I do appreciate you filling in, Pidgie, but I did have my heart set on "Ratman and Robin." 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1862 To them, I'm vermin. You, they treat like a pet. That changes today. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1863 Isn’t that a red-tailed hawk? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1864 I saw this coyote on tv who gets all these great products from Acme. Figured I'd give them a shot. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1865 For the last time, this has nothing to do with my mother-in-law visiting. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1866 Well, it takes one to know one. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1867 Flying rats, they say. I'm sick with the flying rats. They want flying rats? I'll give 'em flying rats! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1868 I don't even know what that means exactly but I am pretty sure this is not "avian cultural appropriation." 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1869 Yes, all my affairs are in order... 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1870 The subway is just too stressful. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1871 I'm outta here. This rat race is for the birds. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1872 Even the Wright Brothers would agree this is wrong. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1873 Quick Robin! It's the Rat Signal! 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
1874 Rat man and Pigeon has a nice ring don’t it? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1875 Look, Donald won the presidency — anything is possible. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1876 Of course I think your parents love me the way I am. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1877 I told you. My problen is not flying, it is the the TSA I am afraid of. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1878 This is the last time I complain about running the test maze every day! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1879 Now I'll be as beloved and respected as you pigeons. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1880 It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us, Robin. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1881 The Mouse that Soared -- that's me. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1882 I don't know if a lawyer can fly, but they should all try it, just once?... 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1883 Since you feel you have to ask, I identify as "species-fluid - in transition". 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1884 Call me, Leonardo! 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1885 Next, you swim the Gowanus Canal with me. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1886 Made it Ma! Your dirty rat is top of the world! 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1887 If I am Batman, then you are a robin. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1888 I give myself permission to fail. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1889 Top this, pizza rat. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1890 Hypothesis: pigeons are rats with wings. Test: ... 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1891 I may still be just a rat, but as God is my witness, I'll be a free rat! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1892 Make room for Batrat, Gotham ! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1893 Break a leg! 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1894 I'm flying over to the Met to audition for Die Fledermaus 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1895 Trump's given regular rats a bad name. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1896 Rat's the name. Orville Rat. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1897 Bruce Wayne made it look a lot easier. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1898 so you unclench during the glide. Got it. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1899 It's America, where all the dreams come true. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1900 I'll show them what a flying rat looks like. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1901 So after I push down once, then what? 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1902 Well, if a reality TV star can be President... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1903 If you must know, I’m a transpigeon. I get daily hormone shots, and my surgery is scheduled for next week. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1904 I gotta say, you don't look anything like your profile photo on OkCoopid 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1905 Yeah, yeah, I know that there are only two flight modes: fly and plummet. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1906 Your father can't oppose the marriage if I prove I'm one of you. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1907 This city is about to get the hero it deserves. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1908 Ratman begins! 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1909 Enough of your, 'you just need to think positively' nonsense. This isn't working! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1910 This is the first big step in my transition to pigeon. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1911 I think I prefer the rat race. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1912 You're still not my type. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1913 I can't help it if I'm a bat stuck in a rat's body. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1914 If anyone asks, you’re a ROBIN! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1915 I'll show 'em a winged rat. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1916 Do you think these will get my Mexican cousins over the wall? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1917 I guess what I'm trying to say is that this takes a lot more brains than dragging pizza through a subway station. 1.2720 0.05373 125 101 14 10
1918 coo, coo, coo 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1919 If that squirrel can do it so can I. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1920 You just tend to that busted wing, Steve, and consider that message delivered! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1921 FOR GOD'S SAKE, don't forget PLAN B. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1922 If you have any tips I'm all ears. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1923 This is one small step for ratty and one giant leap for rat kind. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1924 Enough with the coo-ing already...who gives a flying rat’s a** what you think! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1925 I need a push. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1926 If you're a rat with wings, then who am I? Who am I? 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1927 our image campaign is nearly complete 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1928 The sewer is great, don't get me wrong, but I just feel like this is what is was meant for 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1929 I’m telling you, we don’t need marriage counseling. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1930 To the Port Authority and beyond! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1931 It looked like a good idea at Comic-con. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1932 Take it as a compliment. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1933 I am sick and tired of you guys being called rats with wings. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1934 Are you sure about this full money-back guarantee? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1935 Some heroes are born, Frank. Others...others are made. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1936 I always admired your ability to stain a fine statue. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1937 I AM Die Fledermaus! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1938 I'm tired of being pigeon holed. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1939 At a minimum, I should be able to fly for 10 seconds before I touch ground. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1940 I'm not a rat. I'm a stool pigeon. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1941 Mom said to spread my wings. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1942 "'Ratman?' You'll be more like 'Splatman!'' 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1943 Stop complaining. I know you’re a pigeon, but if I’m going to be “Bat-Rat,” you HAVE TO be “Robin.” 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1944 So if it doesn't work you'll fly down and save me, right? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1945 I'm taking too long to evolve. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1946 Famous last words: "You can be anything you want to be" 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1947 Like this? 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1948 I was taught how to leave a sinking ship but they said I had to wing it for Trump's tower. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1949 It's not so much about flying as it is becoming one with the cardboard. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1950 Have you tried hormones? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1951 Over two billion rats in New York. All I need is two percent of the market- what could go wrong? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1952 da da da da da da da da da da da da da da RatMan!!! 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1953 Walking pigeon, my ass. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1954 A guy named Leonardo told me they'll work. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1955 Yeah, well your no Robin yourself. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1956 Why not? It can't get much worse than eating somebody's left over pizza. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1957 I'm part of the new plague dissemination pilot program 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1958 "Pigeon-To-Be" or "Ex-Rat"? That's the question! 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1959 You make it look so easy. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1960 Now rats are the rats of the sky. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1961 They want a rat with wings? I’ll show them a rat with wings. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1962 The rat race is getting harder and harder. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1963 Ever hear of Die Fledermaus? I'm auditioning. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1964 I AM thinking positive. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1965 If birds can fly, why can’t I? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1966 This is not 'cultural appropriation'-- hang-gliding is just my hobby! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1967 I’ll bet you a rat’s ass it will work. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1968 They laughed when I wanted pizza, too! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1969 What, ain't you never seen a bat out of Hell's Kitchen? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1970 I tell you, they see us as one and the same...from "ratting out" someone to being a "stool pigeon." It's high time we take the next step. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1971 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1972 It's called evolution. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1973 You're fake news. Here's the real rat-with-wings. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1974 You go friend, I'll wait for Uber 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1975 I just wanna get out of the rat race, ya know? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1976 No but really, what have I got to lose? 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1977 Do you look down, when you take off? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1978 Don’t worry, I can wing it with Mueller. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1979 I blame Hollywood on my reckless behavior and adrenaline addiction. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1980 As a rat with wings, I find it offensive that you find the term 'rat with wings' offensive. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1981 I've heard it so many times, I thought I'd give it a try. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1982 And they call YOU a flying rat! They ain't seen nothing yet! 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1983 The mouse that soared. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1984 It's about changing the mindset. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1985 I am tired of waiting for pigs to fly! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1986 It’s not my rat ancestry that defines me, it’s what I do. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1987 Ratman and Pigeon — the slightly less successful dynamic duo. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1988 You are the subway air beneath my wings. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1989 Yeah, I got that. Now will you just shut up and let me do this? 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1990 Okay, check this out: I'm Betsy Devos. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1991 Gerbilronimo! 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1992 "Go find her, she may be your mother but I'll always be your Mom". 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1993 I got the idea when I overheard someone say "Pigeons is just rats with wings". 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1994 I gotta go--I just saw the batrat signal. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1995 I'm going to need a Rat Signal too. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1996 I guess that hell is freezing over right now. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1997 Yeah? Well you're no Robin either 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1998 Whaddya mean "money back guarantee"!? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1999 I had to try something; the exterminators are closing in. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2000 I heard Affleck is not coming back. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2001 I'm sick of pizza rat getting all of the attention. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
2002 "Rats with wings. Rats with wings" I'LL show 'em rats with wings! 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
2003 I was definitely born in the wrong body. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2004 I’m a pigeon inside a rat’s body. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2005 There are easier ways to move up the social ladder. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2006 Ok, third time's a charm. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2007 Sure it'll work, I saw it in a movie. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2008 They want to see a rat with wings? I'll show them a rat with wings." 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2009 Prepare to be disrupted. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2010 Dang, Pru, you make it look so easy! Is it flap, flap, glide, or glide, flap, glide? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2011 You think people will feed me in the park too? 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2012 Yes, I know what I’m doing. I was the lab test pilot for these. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2013 The whole 'sewer-rat' thing is really a stereotype ... 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2014 They say there's an open window at the Trump Grill. I think I might feel right at home there. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2015 I've transpecied to bat. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2016 Rats with wings? I'll give 'em rats with wings! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2017 Before we sleep together, there's something I should tell you. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2018 Our whole relationship was a lie. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2019 Trump won't stop lying until rats can fly. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2020 I'm gonna make this relationship work if it's the last thing I do! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2021 You're not the only flying rat in this city! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2022 I’ve gotta find a way to get out of the rat race down there. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2023 Well you ain't no Robin either... 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2024 No it’s fine if I wear this. My best friend is a bat. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2025 It's the next step in my transition. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
2026 No, you can't be my Robin; you're a damn pigeon! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2027 Your days of being the only one to crap on hats is over pigeon! Dare to dream Rats, dare to dream! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2028 I'm sick of you pigeons taking all the credit! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2029 Quick, Robin, to the Ratmobile! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2030 Sunshine, fresh air...a leap into the unknown... I miss the sewer already... 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2031 If this works I'm gonna be on Shark Tank! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2032 Takes one to know one. 1.2683 0.04011 123 90 33 0
2033 They said I couldn't get that piece of pizza, too. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2034 This isn't my real job... I'm actually in a band. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2035 You know, it started out with just spicing up our relationship... 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
2036 Be on the look out for Catwoman. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
2037 I'm hoping that some sunshine and fresh air will get me out of this subway funk. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
2038 I think I'm bats, too, but here goes! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2039 I'll meet you at the statue. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2040 What was it again? Flap flap...coo coo...think light...visualize...be the bird 1.2661 0.04146 124 92 31 1
2041 I'm sick and tired of being called a walking pigeon. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
2042 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2043 Better than swimming with the sharks! 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2044 Bat-Rat and Pigeon. We'll be the Dynamic Duo! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2045 Are you sure it's made of cheese? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2046 Na, Na, Na, Na, RATMAN! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2047 And you're SURE the elevator's broken? 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2048 The "flying rat" thing is just a figure of speech 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2049 They’ll never call you a ‘flying rat’ again, Brenda! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2050 I'm up to here with the rat race. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2051 ... and you’re sure its made of cheese? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2052 ...and boy are my arms tired. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2053 It's the only way I'll ever win the rat race. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2054 On our next date we're going to a subway. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2055 Only one of us deserves to be called a rat with wings. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
2056 We are now both rats with wings. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2057 This is going to go one of two ways...... 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2058 It's not one of the side effects they warned me about at the lab. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2059 So, the elevator's not working, I'll just wing it. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2060 My parents didn't name me Orville for nothing. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2061 I never do this on a first date. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2062 Changing gender wasn't enough, I've always felt I was really a bat. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2063 I grew tired of being called a ‘wingless pigeon.’ 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2064 Appropriation shmappropriation. You go live in a sewer. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2065 I was a bad Buddhist. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2066 It's time we got noticed in this town! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2067 You're a 'flying rat"? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2068 We'll see who's really a rat with wings! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2069 No! This is what a flying rat looks like. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2070 Half flap or full flap? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2071 Yeah, I had to get off that wheel. I do 20 minutes a day, every morning; it's great for cardio. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2072 I AM TIRED OF THE RAT RACE 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
2073 This is great. I'm going from despised to a protected class. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2074 Never again will I be pigeon-holed as an unwinged rodent! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2075 Urgent summons from the Met: Die Fledermaus cast struck by bird flu. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2076 Yeah, well I’d like to see you drag a slice of pizza out of the subway. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2077 Keep my pizza slice if I don't make it. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2078 ... because, one of these days, the commissioner is going to put my signal up in the sky - and I'm gonna be ready! 1.2645 0.04194 121 90 30 1
2079 It's true I'm no Batman but likewise, you are no Robin. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2080 I just flew in from Miami and boy are my arms tired. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2081 Pigeons are rats with wings? Fake news! Now, watch this dive. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2082 I'm tired of people calling you the winged rat. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2083 We're expecting this to be a disruptive technology. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2084 “Do yours ever hug you too hard across the chest”? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2085 If this doesn't get me the Rodent of the Year award, I don't know what will. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2086 Bad idea! You don't see me running through sewers, do you? 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2087 It's a small step for me, a giant leap for ratkind! 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2088 These New Yorkers will never see it coming. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2089 You're not going to make it across. Stop trying to be Mr. Wright all the time. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2090 I bought them from the D.J.T. Flying School...why do you ask? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2091 Don't laugh. It beats the subway. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2092 I can do anything you can do better I can do anything you can do better, I can do anything better than you. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2093 I understand that you want us to spend more time together, but couldn't we try ballroom dancing instead? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2094 Maybe we should do this test run with a lemming... 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2095 It's too crowded in the subway, so I'll try this. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2096 Flying rat? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
2097 Whaddya mean -- YOU'RE a flying rat?? 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2098 I'm a rat with wings. A Wat! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2099 Yep, heads are 50 points and shoulders are 20. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2100 Don't worry, I saw a guy do this on TV. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2101 Just waiting for the Rat-Signal. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2102 OK Gus, you're sure about pigeons just being rats with wings. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2103 The wings are my social and artistic commentary on the inherent racism of humans who throw food to you but not to me, even though you’re basically “rats with wings.” 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2104 I don't give a rat's ass what you think. I'm going flying. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2105 Of course my soundtrack is from Die Fledermaus! 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2106 If I can make it here... 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2107 I'll give it a try. It's become too competitive at Trump Tower. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2108 Sure it will work, I saw a DIY video on YouTube. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2109 Don’t be too surprised, my friend, if people don’t love the idea of a flying rat. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2110 Is this the way you learned? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2111 The gargoyle is being phased out 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2112 Ok, you wear it better. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2113 Don't look down... don't look down... 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
2114 So after landing at the park and I bob my head people will feed me. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2115 You’re tired of being called a rat with wings? I’ll show you what a rat with wings looks like. 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
2116 Exposure therapy is a safe and effective technique to overcome your fear 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2117 Trust me...there is nowhere to go but down from here. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2118 Your right, this does scare the crap out of you. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2119 I’m outsmarting the rat race 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2120 To infinity and fromage! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2121 As soon as I get the gliding part down, we can work on my take offs, then it's bye-bye farmer's wife! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2122 Lookout cats! Here comes BATRAT!! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2123 Still beats LaGuardia. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2124 You're sure this will get me more followers? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2125 Even as a child I always identified with being a bat. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2126 I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2127 I just read that the moon is made of cheese! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2128 I don't give a rat's ass if it works or not. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2129 I really want to make a good impression when I meet your parents. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2130 Rat with wings?! I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2131 I'm cashing in on those park bench bread feeders. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2132 There’s something you should know about me... 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2133 All of a sudden, I'm the one who feels like a birdbrain! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2134 I am trying to beat the rat race! 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
2135 I'm telling you. This does not end well. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2136 I made mine with directions from Leonardo da Vinci's notebook. How about you? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2137 Nana Nana Nana Rat Man! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2138 Finally, I can win the rat race. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2139 I'm tired of people calling my girlfriend a rat with wings 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2140 Why can't you learn to live with me in the Second Avenue tunnel? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2141 They told me it was oppositional research. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2142 This way it will look like an accident 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2143 You watch, this will completely disrupt the urban scavenging industry. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2144 What's the first step? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2145 What? They never said curiosity killed the rat! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2146 If YOU can be a rat with wings, I certainly can be one too! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2147 Don't worry. If they don't work, I can return them for a small shipping & handling charge 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2148 I don't know, Orville, what do you think? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2149 Thanks for the ride. I’ll take it from here. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2150 The subway is infested 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2151 Dada-dada-dada-dada, Ratman! 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
2152 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen rat? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2153 I'm not a rat! YOU are the stoolpigeon! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2154 No, don’t call me a chicken! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2155 Remember, you tend to be a little nose heavy. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2156 I grew tired of the rat race down there. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2157 One day I’ll infest the sky! 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2158 Rats with wings?! Rats with wings?! I’ll show you rats with wings! Fuggedhabboutit. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2159 Are you sure she's worth it? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2160 So, you’re sure this is going to work? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2161 No way! I saw a pig try that yesterday! 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2162 I have had enough. No more of this "race" for me. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2163 And after I try this, remember, you promised you'd come meet my parents." 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2164 Watch me do this with my eyes closed. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2165 Just getting out of the rat race. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2166 Yeah, but I can keep mine off windshields. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2167 No, I'm not a bat. I'm a rat with dreams. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2168 Does it look like I'm wearing a wire? Maybe you're the one wearing a wire, huh? How do we know you're not the rat? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2169 I'm waiting for the rat signal. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2170 OK. Once again...Is it flap-sail-flap, or sail-flap-sail? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2171 I got tired of taking the subway. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2172 Saw it on Internet. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2173 Just watch, I'll prove it to you. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2174 OK---let's show Gotham City what Batrat and Pigeon can do! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2175 I'm sick of pigeons usurping the "flying rat" title! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2176 So much for being a stool pigeon, I'm going back to my old job of being a dirty rat. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
2177 If this works we'll take over the world. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2178 On second thought, maybe I should just convert to your religion. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2179 "I am Ratman and this is Robin- I mean Pigeon". 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2180 I'm not questioning your methods, or the program. I'm just nervous. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2181 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... RATMAN! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2182 Those breadcrumbs better be damn good. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2183 Stop calling me Icarus 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2184 You may be a stool pigeon, but I am not a rat! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2185 I've had it with all the subway flooding - plus people are just plain rude! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2186 Don't you love driving New Yorkers bats? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2187 Why not? Everyone calls you pigeons flying rats! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2188 Ratatouille saves Gotham from entrées with foam! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2189 Be careful, this seems like a real "Bird-Brained" idea! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2190 Wing envy? Don’t be absurd! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2191 Homing - it's not just for pigeons any more. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2192 Watch, then tell me I'm not your brother from another mother. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2193 If you don't live up to the name, then I will. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2194 Die Flederrat is auditioning. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2195 I'm the nightmare of climate change. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2196 who's the rat with wings now? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2197 Second star to the right and straight on ‘til morning! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2198 I’m tired of the screams on my commute 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2199 If I pull this off, then I challenge you to scurry. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2200 Brooklyn. Nothing else matters to me now. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2201 Don't worry, I'll be careful not to fly too near the sun. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2202 It's only my second lesson. Are you sure I'm ready? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2203 Have you told your parents yet? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2204 Come with me in case I have any questions....... 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2205 I've finally decided to leave Manhattan 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2206 You're my role model - how about a little encouragement! 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2207 It looks like a bird, sounds like a bird, but flies like a brick. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2208 Honey, when they finally legalize inter-species marriage, I won’t need the fake wings! 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2209 Birds of a feather flock together. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
2210 Making the figurative literal, one rat at a time. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2211 We prefer to call it "disruptive technology" 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2212 Could you scratch my back, real quick? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2213 Now what else did the pig do? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2214 Honestly, the pizza thing was more impressive. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2215 As God is my witness, I'll get you, Pizza Rat! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2216 If you need me, use the Rat-Signal. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2217 Pay attention feather brain. I'll show you how a "real" urban rat does it 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2218 They call you guys flying rats, but I'm going to show them a REAL flying rat. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2219 Just remember these two things: don’t look down, and flap wings together. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2220 Hey Y'all! Watch this! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2221 They're gonna forget all about Pizza Rat. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2222 I call it the Ratmobile. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2223 I don’t believe you 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2224 They call me Icky-rus ! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2225 That...that's not gonna... Nevermind. Good luck. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2226 So this is the final step in flock initiation? 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2227 It’s part of my rebranding strategy. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2228 Gotham awaits us Robin 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2229 No, she said when pigs fly! Pigs! 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2230 You really need a better P.R. firm. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2231 If I can figure this out, I'll be off the Subway forever... 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2232 this is one small step for a rat,but one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2233 Holy Heck, Pigeon, that's the Rat Symbol in the sky! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2234 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, RATMAN! 1.2586 0.05492 116 95 12 9
2235 They want this place all to themselves, right? I say let's give them another reason to look up and worry. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2236 So I just aim right for that window? 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2237 Nobody understands what it's like to be a bat trapped in a rat's body. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2238 Hey, buddy, if rats could fly, Hillary would have won the election. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2239 It may just be a figure of speech to you. For me, it's a way of life. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2240 Who told you you were adopted? 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2241 I usually aim for the windshield. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2242 Who’s the flying rat now? 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2243 I know you're not a robin. For the last time, that's your sidekick name. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2244 I'll go head-to-head with you on hitting statues. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2245 Okay, Icarus didn't make it, but this is New York! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2246 I am Not overthinking it ! 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2247 No, just because I'm a rat with wings does not make me a pigeon. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2248 Hey, it beats the subway! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2249 Flying's one thing, but do they let you to Tweet? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2250 I'm telling you. It's the next Marvel movie. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2251 This again? You do recall that I can't swim in the sewers. We don't have to share all the same interests. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2252 I just said I thought it looked easy from down there 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2253 That's what they call YOU, you know? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2254 As with all good experiments one needs to proceed free from attachment to the outcome. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2255 Flying rat? I'll show them a flying rat! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2256 if it looks like it isn't going to work, swoop down and rescue me. I'll owe you big time. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2257 I’ll be fine. Trump tweeted out the instructions. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2258 You don't have to rely on a wing and a prayer. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2259 After I jump, make sure you put this on my Instagram. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2260 I'll be the hero this town deserves but doesn't need. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2261 And now the flight of Icarats! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2262 No, I’m a rat with wings. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2263 I never draw a crowd. No one gives a rat’s ass. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2264 You'll see...People will start feeding us in the park too. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2265 I thought I signed up for the group lesson? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2266 No, no, no- you’re a pigeon. I need a Robin. 1.2586 0.05627 116 96 10 10
2267 Well I do give a rat’s ass! 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2268 I BELIEVE I CAN FLY...i believe I can fly? 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2269 The rats on Wall Street need a hero. I'm their only hope. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2270 I’ve had it with the subways. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2271 You know, I've always found it a little insulting as well. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2272 One small step for rat. A giant leap for rat kind. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2273 I'm tired of this town. I'm heading to LA. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2274 This is more exciting than carrying a piece of pizza. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2275 I got the idea from the guy in 3B. He says pigeons are nothing but airborne rats. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2276 We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2277 Gotham terrorized by a rat carrying pizza? Ha! Wait 'til they get a load of me.... 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2278 You’re not fooling anyone. You’re just a rat with wings. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2279 Yeah, cultural appropriation... Whatever. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2280 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're no flying rat. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2281 Rats with wings, huh? I'll show them I'm nobody's pigeon. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2282 Back off, Sid, I'm only gonna try this once! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2283 No- 'Ratman' is too obvious. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2284 What makes you so different from me, we eat the same food. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2285 There's got a be an easier way to beat the rat race 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2286 Evolution's for the birds. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2287 My wife says this is a lateral career move at best, but you gotta take some risks if you want to be the big cheese someday. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2288 There's more than one way for a rat to go viral. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2289 Come see why audiences are calling Ratatouille 2 this year's saddest film. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2290 Tell BANKSY I quit 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2291 Look, it's easier than taking the 1 Line, okay? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2292 I’m the hero this city breeds. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2293 Before I leave I have a confession...I'm not actually a pigeon. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2294 Bats are just rats with wings. 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
2295 I’m off to the moon. I heard it’s made of green cheese. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2296 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Ratman! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2297 Upward mobility. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2298 Hold my beer... 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2299 I always thought we would have jetpacks by now. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2300 I've had enough of that rat race down there. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2301 The subway's too crowded. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2302 I'm aiming for the dumpster outside the Stage Deli. If you haven't had their pastrami, you haven't lived. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2303 Maybe now I fly under the radar 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2304 I'll show them a real rat with wings. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2305 OK, press Record. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2306 Even I can't take this President anymore. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2307 I'm suddenly remembering that you didn't offer me flying lessons until after I ate your eggs. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2308 They definitely won't see me coming 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2309 Watch this. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2310 And I’ll poop less, too. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2311 Call tech support. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2312 Okay, now all I need is a prayer - a damned good one. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2313 You know, the rent isn't that much cheaper in Jersey. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2314 The things a talking rat has to do to get followers on Youtube! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2315 Just waiting for the Rat-Signal. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2316 Now who's adopted? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2317 What, and you’re the perfect Robin? 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2318 Enough with the ‘Die Fliedermaus’ pidgen. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2319 Coo coo ooo coo 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
2320 You're gonna need a new nickname. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2321 Thanks Coach, but I still think it comes more naturally to you.... 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2322 Damn you, Darwin! 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
2323 I got your back Mighty Mouse! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2324 The airlines aren't allowing service animals anymore. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2325 The pig is next. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2326 They moved my friggin' cheese again. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2327 Flying rats my @$$! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2328 And now, I give you Ratman! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2329 If I can be Batman, you can be Robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2330 Icarus? That's fake mythology! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2331 I'm a bat, man. Think of yourself as a robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2332 It's called adaptation to climate change, Bob. We all gotta do our part. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2333 Coo, or coo not. There is no fly 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2334 It's one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rats with wings. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2335 "It's part of our re-branding campaign...we're calling ourselves"ratbirds". 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2336 What? The Pigs flew yesterday? Why didn't you tell me that BEFORE we climbed 15 flights of stairs?! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2337 No, having wings does not make flying 'easy.' I regret saying that now. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2338 Now we’ll see who’s a rat with wings! 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2339 trust me, i’m a new yorker 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2340 I'm hoping to make it big on YouTube. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2341 I’ve watched a lot of YouTube videos. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2342 I'm just getting ready for the L train shutdown. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2343 Yes, you can be my Robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2344 Top this, pizza rat. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2345 Genetically speaking, I preceded batman. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2346 Just you wait and see, come night that cheese is mine. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2347 It's always Batman, Batman, Batman, I'll tell ya what, changes are coming 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2348 Now they'll find out what a flying rat really looks like. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2349 It's a long shot but may give me an edge in the rat race. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2350 I could use a few tips. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2351 The government WANTS us to believe the moon isn’t made of cheese. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2352 I want this to work too, but I'm not asking you to go to the sewers with me. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2353 Because I'm Ratman 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2354 Any suggestions ? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2355 You're self identifying as a bird now? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2356 Last item on my bucket list before I die. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2357 Even I can't afford to live here... 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2358 They called me MAD at the university! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2359 I’m understudying in Die Fledermaus at the Met... 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2360 I thought you'd understand, after they called you pidgeons flying rats... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2361 Then just poop on anyone you want. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2362 Evolution Smevolution! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2363 I'll be Ratman, you'll be Bobin'. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2364 The reputation for being dirty started with James Cagney. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2365 If I get just one human from above, it'll be worth it. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2366 Are you sure that a pig tried this last week? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2367 Well, you don't look much like a robin. 1.2562 0.05446 121 100 11 10
2368 This is one small step for a rat... 1.2562 0.05318 121 99 13 9
2369 They say you're just rats with wings, so I figure I got a shot. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2370 The subways are just getting too crowded. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2371 Are you sure this is my FIRST lesson? 1.2562 0.04154 121 91 29 1
2372 I choose to be a pidgeon. So under the equal protection clause, neither you nor physics can violate my right to fly. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2373 So how do you poop on people, again? 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2374 Chill. I'm just switching classes in the Chordata phylum. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2375 I'm sick and tired of fighting for scraps in the subway, so I am going after the pizza delivery drones. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2376 Look, I understand you don’t get along with the other pigeons, but honestly, I can’t keep fighting your battles for you. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2377 Don't worry, it's a hybrid. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2378 I’m tellin’ ya, my days of hauling around pizza in the subway are over! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2379 Right or wrong, mighty rat is on his way to save the day! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2380 So I sez to myself, I sez, "This scurrying business is for the boids!" Er, pardon the expression. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2381 And they call YOU a "flying rat"? Ha! Wait til they get a load of me . . . 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2382 I saw this in a movie once. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2383 Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana RATMAN! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2384 Thanks for your suggestion, but I think I should come up with the next item on my bucket list without anyone's help. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2385 I choose to be a pigeon, therefore I am a pigeon 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2386 I know, but the union won't let you pick up anything with cheese on it. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2387 I just need some fine tuning. I learned the basics at the lab. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2388 You sure these will get me to heaven?" "Oh, yea. Definitely. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2389 Whose body has too much drag? 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2390 I’ll show them what a real flying rat is 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2391 If you're a "rat with wings," then I'm a pigeon. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2392 Now mother will finally understand that our marriage CAN work. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2393 I just can’t take another day of living in Penn Station. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2394 I’ll show them a friggin’ rat-with-wings. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2395 Behold as Ratman slips the slurry bonds of earth! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2396 ...and then my family will finally forget about my brother and that stupid piece of pizza! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2397 This is America. I have dreams! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2398 The flying will be the best you've ever seen, believe me. The landing will be fake news. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
2399 Prepare to be replaced as the flying rats. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2400 I had to lose five pounds before I could even fit into these things. 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
2401 My "Pie-Chart" says that I'm 37% pigeon. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2402 Rat with wings?! I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2403 Yup Pete, I guess you can say I am bat-shit crazy. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2404 Ok. I’ll marry you. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2405 I am trying to produce Die Fledermaus 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2406 How hard can it be? After all, you're just a birdbrain! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2407 Too many subway delays, have to try something new. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2408 Minnie told me "No way until mice can fly". 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
2409 Fella named Daedalus claims they worked for his son. Gave me the sale price plus a money-back guarantee. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2410 You go ahead--I've decided to wait in the wings. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2411 So, don this gear, swap a letter, and I'm a bat? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2412 don't forget to defecate... 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
2413 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin yourself. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2414 This is one giant leap for rodent-kind. 1.2522 0.04067 115 86 29 0
2415 No pizza slice is too big for Ratman and Pidgeon. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2416 Ok, ok chill! You can call me Robin. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2417 The sky's the limit...we're on Wall Street. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2418 I just wanted to see how the other half lived. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2419 You mean you don't give a rat's ass whether I can fly or not? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2420 You'e the only one that understands me. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2421 I’ll show ‘em what a REAL “rat with wings” can do 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2422 Come, Pidgeon... The city of Gotham needs us... 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2423 So if I do this, I can date your daughter? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2424 I’ll never need the L train again! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2425 Did it work for Daedalis or Icarus? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2426 The girl downstairs made this for me and told me to “take a flying leap”. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2427 Have you seen the subways recently? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2428 The street, the sky— we’ll infest it all! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2429 You know,we are pigeons without wings. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2430 I’ve just gotta get out of this rat infested city, I’m going batty! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2431 And I thought pigeons didn't like us until you offered to help me fly. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2432 This is cool, I always wanted to poop on a car 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2433 I've evolved! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2434 I'm sick of the rat race down below. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2435 I’m Ratman, but you sir are not a Robin. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2436 I'm not worried, eBay gave me a money-back guarantee 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2437 They want a flying rat, I will give them a flying rat! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2438 Are you sure this is how you got your start? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2439 And thus I Die Fledermaus. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2440 Look, Pidgeon, the Rat Signal! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2441 I’m tired of the rat race, going to join the bat race! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2442 You guys never deserved the title. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2443 20 bucks if I touch the yellow thing. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2444 Hey Buddy, you didn't happen to see a flock of rats pass by? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2445 Call Guinness! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2446 I'm gonna' wing it. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
2447 Promise me you won't laugh 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2448 I saw on Facebook we can now fly. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2449 Rocket J. Squirrel, kiss my ass! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2450 Boy are my arms tired. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2451 I heard they were casting against type, so I just went for it. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2452 Before my flying lesson, just tell me what the coroner is doing down there. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2453 I’m calling myself Batman. I think I’ll call you...Pigeon 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2454 I love you, Penny, but fighting crime is my passion these days. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2455 Because you rats with wings get handouts all over this city. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2456 When pigs can fly? Ha! This is the Year of the Rat!! Step aside, feathered friend... 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2457 I call this Extreme Stuart Little. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2458 "You wouldn't believe the steal I got on these, only $2.99 on Amazon! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2459 I'll show them what a flying rat looks like. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2460 I'm like the Da Vinci of spreading disease. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2461 With a little red paint you could be a robin! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2462 Do you guys know anything about echolocation?" 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2463 Not strong enough?! I can drag my own weight in pizza! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2464 They got the hero they deserve, now they need me! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2465 I really wanted to do this in the exact location of the Wright brothers' first flight, but since I am afraid of both kitties and hawks ... here we go! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2466 April snow in NYC. I'm flying south this spring. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2467 But can you carry a slice of pizza down a stairwell? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2468 On second thoughts, let's just get a pizza. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2469 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na RATMAN! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2470 I decided it would be prudent to switch from R&D to more product development. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2471 After the pizza thing I had to take it up a notch. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2472 Go for it, Ratman. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2473 Flying rats my @$$! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2474 Because bats get more respect than rats. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2475 Wait until you see the Rat Mobile! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2476 Oh, no. You're not making me the fall guy. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2477 Aerodynamics is overrated. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2478 You’re not the only flying rat ! 1.2500 0.04186 108 81 27 0
2479 Pizza-Rat, Schmizza-Rat. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2480 Despite all my rage I am no longer a rat in a cage ! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2481 I asked for a Robin, not a pigeon. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2482 My therapist thinks this will raise my perspective. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2483 I can't wait forever on that Darwinian crap 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2484 Help, Robin, I've been cornered by The Pigeon! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2485 This is the only way they'll feed me, Bill. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2486 I'll show this town a REAL rat with wings! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
2487 You have it all wrong. Let me show you how it's done. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2488 When they shine the Rat Signal I know I'm needed. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2489 Yeah, I'm still not seeing it. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2490 No, I'm not just doing this to impress Robin! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2491 No, no that's definitely the Rat-Signal 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2492 How dare you call yourselves rats with wings. Watch this! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2493 I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for me. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2494 For you it’s different, for me it’s a compliment. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2495 Let's just go over this again. Do I deliver the message before or after I land? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2496 Let’s see pizza rat do this! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2497 You're saying it will just come naturally? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2498 Mouse traps are getting more and more creative. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2499 The airline seats were getting so small that I decided to take matters into my own hands. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2500 Da da da da da da da da Ratman! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2501 Starting right now, pigeons will no longer be the only flying rats in new York. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2502 You want pepperoni? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2503 For you, a hurtful moniker; for me, a dream about to be realized! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2504 You're a professional, what do you mean you don't know? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2505 I'm sick of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2506 Well, if you wore the mask like I told you, they'd think you were a robin. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2507 Evolution is overrated... 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2508 Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana RATMAN! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2509 Ok, now YOU say: 'Fly, my pretties, fly!' 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2510 If I’m a helluva Batman, you’re one helluva Robin! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2511 Why? …Because dragging a slice of pizza around has become passé! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2512 No more sewers for me! Tonight I dine among the clouds! 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2513 Well, off to the park for a free meal. See ya. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2514 Geez! The Icarus thing again?! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2515 I wanted to be Birdman but that was already taken. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2516 Want to be my Robin? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2517 Splatatouille 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2518 Bat? Rat? I will not be grounded by semantics. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2519 Do I really have to wear a suit to meet your parents? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2520 I want that corner office, Barry, by whatever means necessary. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2521 Please tell me that those wings are not made of wax. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2522 Percy, my friend, this is the last day anybody calls you a flying rat! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2523 No, its not just a matter of semantics 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2524 I'm giving the people what they want! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2525 ...then we take Berlin. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2526 By the way, you’re about to lose your least favorite nickname. You’re welcome. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2527 If this works, Amazon won't need drones for delivery. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2528 The difference between us is that you really do have the capacity to rise above it all. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2529 OK, start singing that you are the 'wind beneath my wings'. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2530 What have I got to lose? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2531 I just got tired of the commute, you know? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2532 Some of my friends say I’ve always been a little batty. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2533 One small step for a rat, one giant leap for flying rats. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2534 No....not Batman. Ratman. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2535 I identify as a bird...but I'm not going to jump until I get the surgery. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2536 So I think I did a good job with the wings.... What's next? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2537 Oh there's always pizza on the tracks - I'll show you next week. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2538 Well, "professional gargoyle" isn't exactly my dream-job, but it's better than eating garbage on the streets. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2539 How should I have known your dating profile couldn't be taken literally? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2540 Introducing, the REAL flying rat! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2541 Batman and Robin were great...But behold...Ratman and Pigeon! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2542 Icarus smickerus, you flying rats get all the crumbs. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2543 Why can't you get Wilbur to do this? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2544 L Train shut down is rough, I'm tellin' ya. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2545 What do you mean, "Just wing it!" 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2546 On second thought, I'll leave this to Michael Keaton. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2547 It's on my bucket list. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2548 Look who's the sky-rat now! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2549 My friends told me not to marry up! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2550 Told my boys on the 4 train platform I was done with the rat race. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2551 I locked myself out. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2552 I just got tired of always hearing them call YOU the rat with wings. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2553 Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, he's like a brother to me, but there's one thing that just drives me nuts! So I'm going to swoop down and rip off that ridiculous orange toupee or whatever the hell it is once and for all! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2554 We're gonna settle this right now! 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2555 The job interview? Honestly, I'm just gonna wing it. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2556 They call you a flying rat. I, on the other hand, am an actual flying rat. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2557 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, RATMAN! 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
2558 No, I'm not a pig. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2559 Once you get the hang of it, I'll show you what to do with parked cars and picnic tables. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2560 I find that saying as demeaning as you do, but it does inspire me. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2561 I'm not quite sure why I should believe you. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2562 Just trying to up my game, here. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2563 Take this evolution 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
2564 From one flying rat to another, good luck! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2565 Don't worry, the design for these wings are based on the design by Michelangelo. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2566 I'll soon be known as Bat Rat. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2567 'Fish outta wat-ah' got nothin on rat outta sew-ah 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2568 I'm really starting to get sick of these scientific experiments. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2569 Not as easy as it looks to be a pigeon, huh? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2570 If this doesn't work, there's a beautiful baguette crust out behind the dumpster at the Waldorf. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2571 One small step for a rat, one giant leap for ... 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2572 "I believe I can fly." - R. (Rat) Kelly 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2573 You're out of a job, pal. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2574 Once I found out about flying foxes, I figured, meh, how hard can it be? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2575 Don't rat me out, stoolie. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2576 I don't care how bad the subway has become. This is still a bad idea. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2577 Well, they call you a flying rat. So, I'm heading down to Times Square to get me some peanuts. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2578 My neighborhood is undergoing rapid gentrification, we don’t know where else to go 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2579 Well...they call you guys “rats with wings” so I thought I could see how the other half lives... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2580 Look, I’ll prove to you the Earth is flat. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2581 Can you just pretend you are a robin? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2582 Quick, Robin, to the ratmobile. Wait, you're a pigeon. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2583 I've got to give it a try...my morning commute is killing me 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2584 If this is wrong, I don't want to be Wright. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2585 I'm just waiting for a signal 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2586 I figured if I could fly, old people would feed me in the park. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2587 I'm tired of being called a flightless pigeon... 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2588 If you must know, I'm working on an alternative message delivery start-up. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2589 Anything I should know about releasing droppings while airborne? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2590 You go first. I'm not a city guy. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2591 I don't care if it doesn't work. This rat is outta here! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2592 Yes, I am aware of Bernoulli's Principle. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2593 Pigeon envy? Let the city be my judge. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2594 I'll race you to the first floor. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2595 I hear you chirping to yourself, but you’ll be tweeting about this in a few seconds. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2596 Stop acting like you don’t see me. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2597 I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2598 They don’t call me Ratman for nothing. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2599 ...And I slammed my beer on the bar and retorted: "Well, I for one would 'give a rat's ass!' to fly!" 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2600 This should shut up all those people who say that pigeons are just flying rats. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2601 Don't laugh...the Wright brothers started off in the same way... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2602 I am ...RATMAN!" "I am NOT Robin 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2603 Yeah, so maybe I’m not the real Batman. But you’re a long way from the real Robin. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2604 I am waiting for Commissioner Gordon to send the signal. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2605 Everyone says "pigeons are flying rats, so why can,t rats be "flying pigeons?" 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2606 "I'm getting tired of everyone calling you guys flying rats. I'll show 'em". 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2607 How many flying hours did you have before going solo? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2608 I know I’ve given you guys a bad name over the years, but what if it really is made of cheese, Fred? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2609 You won't scoff when I land a 7 figure movie deal. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2610 Evolution is overrated, and it may soon become illegal in the country. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2611 We're trying to capture a share of the bird flu market. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2612 My family's claim will be denied if it looks like suicide. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2613 Well, it's gotta be better than Basic Economy! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2614 Uhhh...I'll call you sometime. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2615 You were right. It's insulting for both of us. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2616 You think I'm more Orville or Wilbur today ? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2617 If pigs can do it, so can I. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2618 I offer the authenticity you lack. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2619 I should be at the sidewalk in no time. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2620 I know this worked for you, but do you really think I can win the rat race this way? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2621 I'm Waiting For a Tail Wind! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2622 I’ll be damned if Pizza Rat is the only famous one in the family 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2623 Flying rat, my ass. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2624 I order the wings from an infomercial complete with a money back guarantee. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2625 Ironically, Phil’s landing was softened by an unsuspecting clown performing on the sidewalk. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2626 "Die Fledermaus" inspires me... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2627 Woody Allen said rats are pigeons with wings. Here goes! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2628 How far to the moon and is it really Roquefort ? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2629 The difference is, I make this look good. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2630 So... How do you manage to fly and poop at the same time? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2631 Fox and Friends needs a lead story. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2632 This is the stuff of Greek tragedy: "Sewer rat rises to great heights for the sake of a reputation-changing obit." 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2633 I need you to be a Robin 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2634 No, that is NOT a cloud; the commissioner needs me 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2635 Yeah. And you don't look like Robin. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2636 Let 'em see what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2637 You sure I'm not too close to the sun? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2638 Batman did it. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2639 This works, my pizza delivery business is gonna take off. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2640 I’m pretty sure I figured out where Icarus went wrong. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2641 So they call you a flying rat? I'm gonna show 'em a real flying rat! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2642 How much difference can a consonant make? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2643 Wouldn't it just be safer to call Uber or Lyft? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2644 If you want handouts, learn to coo. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2645 Tell me this isn’t tougher than living in the sewer for a week. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2646 Yeah, I'm no Batman but you're not a Robin yourself. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2647 I really don't want to fly, I just like the way you guys hang out up here. 1.2453 0.04199 106 80 26 0
2648 All I have to worry about now is my aim. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2649 Look out Gotham. Here comes Bat-Rat and Bobbin! 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2650 Haters still gonna hate, Pidgie. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2651 So I said to myself, Roger, the way things are going in this country, there’ll never be a better time to live a little dangerously. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2652 This seemed like a much better idea right after we ate that fermented garbage. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2653 OK step aside--I'm up to bat. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2654 Fifth Avenue is about to learn the meaning of 'strafed'. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2655 It ain’t over until the rat lady wings 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2656 If not now, when? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2657 OK. This time... with... feeling. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2658 When just being a rat isn’t enough. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2659 My ancestors scurried around the Wright Brothers' house! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2660 Are you sure that's cheese? It looks like a cloud to me. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2661 Blame my parents who named me Icratus 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2662 Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2663 Being optimistic is always good! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2664 If this works, we should be able to clear up that misconception about you guys. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2665 Who said upward mobility is dead? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2666 No need to get into a flap about it. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2667 Ok, on the count of three, let’s jump. Ready? One. Two... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2668 I still don't find you attractive. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2669 I don't care what your name is, I am calling you Robin. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2670 Amazon Beta. Next week with a package. 1.2430 0.04166 107 81 26 0
2671 Donald, I advise that you at least use a bungee cord in case you change your mind, AGAIN. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2672 "Rat Man and Pigeon!" I think we have a blockbuster movie in our future, don't you? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2673 Spirit of adventure? Nah, I just wanna get away from the alligators in the sewers. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2674 It's gonna be so good that you won't believe it. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2675 Flap up, flap down. Right? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2676 I've got high hopes and I'm doing it my way 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2677 If you’re Ratman, I’m Robin 1.2430 0.04166 107 81 26 0
2678 Which is more intimidating: Ratman or Batrat? ... Asking for a friend. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2679 I have foresworn the subway. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2680 If I really DID look like you, I’d take off the wings and jump. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2681 Well if Pizza Rat thinks he's won the Internet, he should think again. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2682 Design Thinking says it's alright if this doesn't work out quite as planned. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2683 Well, they won't let me fly as a support animal. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2684 You've got my back, right? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2685 You're sure about the pig who learnt to fly this way? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2686 You are so right! Clean glass from above is very fun 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2687 Batshit? I'm not batshit! I'm a superhero! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2688 Is it for your youtube channel? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2689 Batty? I’ll show you who’s batty. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2690 You know you're a real downer? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2691 This flying thing is for the birds. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2692 If this doesn't work, I suppose the roof is all yours. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
2693 Evolution - by leaps and bounds! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2694 I think "sky rat" is an insult, not an aspiration. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2695 Did Mom really say I'm not adopted? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2696 I bet they'll still say I taste like chicken. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2697 Don't argue, from now on, you're "Robin"! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2698 You really think this will make people want to feed you in the park? 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2699 I'm through with being treated like a pest! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2700 "When pigs fly" was not a demand or even a reasonable suggestion. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2701 You first. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2702 OK, so what's next? Statue or clean car? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2703 Orville, Wilbur; here comes your worst nightmare. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2704 Step aside, I'm Ratman! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2705 I'll give them 'rats with wings'. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2706 Thanks for the offer, but Ratman and Pigeon doesn't really flow. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2707 But it's my right to self identify as a flying species. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2708 I'm Marvel's new superhero franchise, Bat Rat! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2709 My social media consultant says this will boost my YouTube subscribers. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2710 So, you're "rats with wings," huh? We'll see about that! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2711 It's getting harder and harder to go viral. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2712 Perfect !! Now just jump and flap. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
2713 Metaphor, huh? I'll show them a metaphor. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2714 If this doesn't work, at least there is one of me every 6 feet in this city. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2715 I'm going batty! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2716 Wilber helps his adopted brother, Orville Rat, learn to fly. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2717 Oh dear, Larry: maybe you should test your wings at a smaller building? 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2718 OK, if you really want to live up to the phrase "rats with wings" just follow me..... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2719 I'm...reconsidering pledging for Delta Pigeon Phi. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2720 Okay, for the record, my name is Orville. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2721 So then the big cheese says, ‘Jump’ and then I say, “how high?” and then.... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2722 Batrat and Pigeon...it sounds a little bit like Batman and Robin, right? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2723 I'm a pigeon and I'm telling you pal, your singularity is not near! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2724 Obviously, I'm Ratman. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2725 Come on, you knew it was just a matter of time! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2726 I'm just starting to evolve.Wish me luck! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2727 However this turns out, anything beats the subway these days. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2728 I read it on a coffee mug; if you can dream it, you can do it! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2729 Go ahead and laugh, but some day you'll be roosting on a Ratman statue in Central Park. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2730 Evolution be damned! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2731 Sewers? Where we're going we don't need sewers. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2732 If I pull this off he has to let me marry you. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2733 I'm going to fly to that big ball of cheese in the sky. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2734 Yes, I am der Fledermaus ! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2735 I don't give a rat's ass if it's a bad idea; I'm jumping! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2736 Let's go to plan B. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2737 You want to see a rat with wings. I'll show you a rat with wings. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2738 I’m aiming for the penthouse, but I’ll settle for the fourth-floor buffet. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2