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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Believe me, I’ve tested a lot worse things when I was in pharmaceuticals. 1.8786 0.01082 5452 2110 1894 1448
1 If he can be President, I can fly. 1.8477 0.01091 5799 2509 1664 1626
2 "Fine, but for our second date you are coming sewer rafting". 1.8380 0.01053 5642 2294 1968 1380
3 Okay, just one more time to clarify...statues are worth 5, newly washed cars 25 and investment portfolio managers...125? 1.8351 0.01162 4754 1982 1574 1198
4 I don't know Mom. I'm starting to think maybe I was adopted. 1.8341 0.01126 4791 1918 1750 1123
5 So he says “pigeons are just rats with wings.” And I was like, “whoa… Rats. With. Wings.” 1.8257 0.01373 3459 1482 1098 879
6 Yeah, but I identify as a pigeon. 1.8186 0.01034 5743 2380 2025 1338
7 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.8135 0.01029 5624 2296 2081 1247
8 So, all I do is land in the park and people toss food at me? 1.8050 0.01018 5696 2346 2115 1235
9 It was either this or fly United. 1.7806 0.01400 3286 1497 1013 776
10 You need good wings to fly; a lot of people don’t know that. I know wings. I’ve got the best wings! No one ever mentions that. No one has better wings, believe me! I’m going to do so much flying you’re going to get tired of seeing me flying! 1.7770 0.01116 5551 2676 1437 1438
11 Well, you don't look like your profile either... 1.7728 0.01384 3129 1374 1092 663
12 Wait... I was adopted? 1.7724 0.01062 5417 2412 1826 1179
13 And you poop at the same time?! 1.7712 0.01238 4052 1828 1323 901
14 Either way I’ll be a smash on Broadway. 1.7665 0.01092 5230 2385 1681 1164
15 Oh c'mon, Ratman and Robin. It writes itself! 1.7658 0.02265 1136 495 412 229
16 Last question. I am your first student? 1.7502 0.01069 5084 2270 1814 1000
17 Yes I DO understand the gravity of the situation! 1.7377 0.01528 2539 1173 859 507
18 I realize I'm no Batman, but you're no Robin either. 1.7340 0.01206 4206 1995 1335 876
19 I'm tired of flying commercial. They treat you like vermin. 1.7278 0.01215 4030 1896 1335 799
20 I got the design from the Da Vinci book I was eating. 1.7244 0.01153 4329 2006 1510 813
21 I've heard that pigs have been flying since the election. 1.7240 0.01427 3051 1484 925 642
22 You also told me he couldn't possibly get elected. 1.7194 0.01155 4680 2302 1389 989
23 According to my 23andMe results, I’m actually 17% pigeon. 1.7128 0.01091 4624 2128 1696 800
24 I identify as a pigeon. 1.7090 0.01365 3028 1423 1063 542
25 Stunt work is okay, but what I'd really like to do is direct. 1.7083 0.01088 4861 2314 1651 896
26 To you, rat-with-wings is an insult. To me it's a dream. 1.7058 0.01153 4493 2198 1419 876
27 Yes, it is risky, but I can't stand another day of lab work. 1.7018 0.01203 3883 1842 1357 684
28 I don't need lessons, because, trust me, I'm like a really smart person. 1.7015 0.01195 4486 2306 1213 967
29 So it's flap, flap, poop, flap, poop, right? 1.6983 0.01727 1939 941 642 356
30 Because it still beats flying United. 1.6927 0.01143 4728 2410 1361 957
31 Yeah, and if God wanted birds to lecture me, he would've given you a brain. 1.6890 0.01214 4052 2035 1242 775
32 I may not be the hero New York City needs, but I am the hero it deserves. 1.6890 0.01235 3887 1944 1208 735
33 Why did you ask me to pay for my lessons in advance? 1.6874 0.01687 1958 947 676 335
34 You're sure you saw a pig do this? 1.6709 0.01718 1872 926 636 310
35 How come I never get to be in the control group? 1.6672 0.01295 3389 1715 1087 587
36 OK, last question - is there a Trump statue? 1.6664 0.01514 2677 1416 738 523
37 I may be no Batman, but you’re no Robin either. 1.6558 0.01333 3312 1741 970 601
38 Because, Estelle, there must be something more to existence than merely carrying the plague. 1.6556 0.01325 3252 1681 1010 561
39 What do you mean I was adopted? 1.6551 0.01478 2598 1339 816 443
40 This isn't what I meant when I told your father I'd convert. 1.6542 0.01527 2458 1276 756 426
41 So you say all I need to do is fly to the park and people will feed me? 1.6506 0.01265 3283 1636 1158 489
42 How do you think I got up here? 1.6500 0.01887 1563 804 502 257
43 OK, I'll do it, but then you have to walk on the subway track during rush hour. 1.6419 0.01778 1709 877 567 265
44 Okay, once I get the head-bob down I think I'll be ready to meet your parents 1.6383 0.01354 2922 1502 975 445
45 I’m only going to show you this once 1.6346 0.01472 2660 1430 772 458
46 Sometimes you have to take evolution into your own hands. 1.6306 0.01349 2813 1431 990 392
47 I’m not the hero this city needs, but I am the hero it deserves. 1.6228 0.01813 1731 942 500 289
48 This is the last time I cover your shift 1.6108 0.01342 2919 1556 943 420
49 How come I never get to be in the control group? 1.6059 0.01930 1482 816 434 232
50 Got the wing. Now the prayer. 1.6049 0.01453 2526 1369 786 371
51 We can catch a good hot air up-draft at Trump Towers. 1.6049 0.01544 2412 1358 649 405
52 I told your parents that I would convert. 1.6031 0.01283 3175 1710 1015 450
53 I identify as a pigeon. 1.6020 0.01409 2721 1492 820 409
54 Lets' just say I'm tired of the old rat race. 1.6015 0.01425 2587 1400 818 369
55 If he can be elected President, I can fly. 1.5994 0.01434 2878 1659 713 506
56 You can learn a lot living in a hole in the wall at M.I.T. 1.5983 0.02035 1292 709 393 190
57 They think you’re a flying rat! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.5959 0.01513 2465 1394 673 398
58 They call me Die Fledermaus. 1.5957 0.01701 1907 1067 544 296
59 I can't actually wait 100 million years, that's why. 1.5955 0.01412 2591 1405 829 357
60 Don't worry--I saw a YouTube tutorial on this. 1.5878 0.01541 2123 1153 692 278
61 And you're no Robin. 1.5838 0.01462 2590 1480 708 402
62 And you'll swim a mile in a sewer, right? 1.5833 0.01543 2275 1287 649 339
63 These wings looked bigger online. 1.5825 0.01388 2551 1381 854 316
64 Best case? I fly. Worst case? I go viral! 1.5809 0.01730 1830 1045 507 278
65 A plan? No, I'm just winging it. 1.5792 0.01550 2134 1185 662 287
66 ...so I just land near the statue and the tourists throw me food, right? 1.5773 0.01541 2129 1178 673 278
67 Thoughts and prayers? That's all you got? 1.5764 0.01521 2311 1314 662 335
68 The President tweeted he would stop tweeting when rats could fly! 1.5739 0.01729 1915 1130 471 314
69 I eat trash for a living, and you're talking about playing it safe? 1.5699 0.02479 823 461 255 107
70 He said he’d be impeached when rats fly. 1.5636 0.01735 1902 1140 452 310
71 So, just any car? 1.5604 0.01698 1845 1074 508 263
72 Theoretically, the bumblebee can"t fly either. 1.5550 0.01732 1627 920 511 196
73 Next date night, I pick the activity. 1.5537 0.01739 1656 949 497 210
74 It was this or United. 1.5527 0.02021 1375 831 328 216
75 Wait a sec, you're a mourning dove? 1.5527 0.01902 1509 900 384 225
76 Trust me. Once they've seen me, they'll never call you that again. 1.5504 0.01841 1517 884 431 202
77 I hadn't really thought of it in terms of cultural appropriation. 1.5499 0.01887 1493 884 397 212
78 What do you mean "I'm adopted"? 1.5485 0.01857 1495 875 420 200
79 I'm doing it just so I can take a crap on Trump Tower. 1.5476 0.02725 778 480 170 128
80 If this works, your parents will finally have to accept me. 1.5456 0.01913 1393 815 396 182
81 If I don't make it there's a great bread crust and a piece of cheese behind the ventilator. 1.5448 0.01833 1461 842 442 177
82 Talk to me after you spend two years in a government-funded lab experiment. 1.5399 0.01906 1341 777 404 160
83 It beats flying out of LaGuardia. 1.5358 0.02689 726 437 189 100
84 Yes, I did get certified on-line. Why do you ask? 1.5317 0.02060 1198 716 327 155
85 You're sure a pigeon is just a rat with wings? 1.5301 0.02047 1179 698 337 144
86 It's the only way your dad will ever accept me. 1.5295 0.02060 1169 694 331 144
87 I always felt like I was a pigeon trapped in a rat's body. 1.5280 0.02027 1144 666 352 126
88 They'll remember me as the mouse that soared. 1.5275 0.02518 800 481 216 103
89 Thus if a pigeon is a rat with wings, then a rat with wings is a pigeon. You're too simple to understand the reflexive property. Why do I even bother? 1.5260 0.02132 1114 671 300 143
90 I've been able to cut 40 minutes off my commute. 1.5236 0.02077 1081 632 332 117
91 If he could be president I can fly! 1.5219 0.02303 1050 663 226 161
92 Flying UP here was the hard part, this bit's easy. 1.5219 0.02126 1050 620 312 118
93 Tell the pig, I did it first! 1.5211 0.02164 1042 623 295 124
94 And stop calling me Icarat. 1.5211 0.02211 1044 636 272 136
95 So I just hold it until I'm over the windshield. 1.5188 0.02219 1008 609 275 124
96 Either way I'm done with the rat race 1.5184 0.02157 1007 595 302 110
97 It was times like this when Estelle wondered if she should tell Tommy that he was adopted. 1.5168 0.02355 983 620 218 145
98 Got it. Land on wire, then poop. 1.5167 0.02245 987 599 266 122
99 This still beats flying United 1.5164 0.02355 976 614 220 142
100 Last time you said we couldn't be together because we were too different, now you say I am trying too hard? 1.5157 0.02238 958 574 274 110
101 "I may not be Batman, but you're no Robin either". 1.5155 0.02269 968 589 259 120
102 I think the really hard part is going to be laying eggs. 1.5147 0.02262 950 573 265 112
103 I'm dropping out of the rat race. 1.5138 0.02268 944 570 263 111
104 Yeah well they also said Trump could never win! 1.5137 0.02356 946 590 226 130
105 Oh, I'll show you a flying rat's ass. 1.5133 0.02338 943 584 234 125
106 How hard can it be if pigeons do it? No disrespect. 1.5128 0.02216 936 554 284 98
107 It was this or a flight on United. 1.5123 0.02381 933 585 218 130
108 And this afternoon I'll teach you how to drag a pizza into the sewers. 1.5110 0.02309 908 550 252 106
109 It’s more of a theory than a law 1.5110 0.02172 912 528 302 82
110 Say what you will. These will be selling like hot cakes if that wall ever gets built. 1.5107 0.02551 795 495 194 106
111 Why? Because Disney doesn't make movies about rats who take the subway, Todd. 1.5100 0.02294 896 538 259 99
112 daVinci better be right. 1.5095 0.02296 895 538 258 99
113 Now would be a good time to tell me if I'm adopted. 1.5095 0.02389 899 559 222 118
114 All the rats enter Trump Towers from the top. 1.5090 0.02438 890 561 205 124
115 Are you sure I'm not adopted? 1.5084 0.02335 897 548 242 107
116 Maybe I'm no Batman but you're no robin either. 1.5069 0.02429 864 538 214 112
117 in this city, you've gotta fake it till you make it, kid! 1.5069 0.02358 866 527 239 100
118 Okay, I swoop low over the fat guy with the orange hair, hover, then do what...? 1.5064 0.02501 861 549 188 124
119 You're a rat with wings. I'm a rat with wings. I don't see how this can fail! 1.5048 0.02360 842 509 241 92
120 Yeah, well you're no Robin. 1.5036 0.02437 834 516 216 102
121 Don’t act like this is the craziest thing you’ve seen in this city. 1.5012 0.02458 808 499 213 96
122 I know it's risky, Frank, but I just can't be pigeon-holed. 1.5010 0.02937 525 315 157 53
123 I’m dating a bat, O.K.? 1.5006 0.02436 801 490 221 90
124 I have actually always identified as a pigeon. 1.5006 0.02416 807 492 226 89
125 How close to the sun is too close? 1.4994 0.02397 789 475 234 80
126 If I dont’t survive, tell all 2,000 of my offspring that I loved them. 1.4993 0.02585 667 399 203 65
127 If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why can't I? 1.4991 0.02928 551 337 153 61
128 I identify as a bat. 1.4987 0.02435 784 477 223 84
129 I thought the witness protection program would be different. 1.4967 0.02488 767 472 209 86
130 So you're telling me with the wings they give you food instead of trying to kill you? 1.4967 0.02502 767 474 205 88
131 It's my only hope for winning the rat race. 1.4954 0.02528 759 472 198 89
132 How do I know when I'm getting too close to the sun? 1.4954 0.02515 753 465 203 85
133 If Trump can be president I can fly. 1.4946 0.02702 742 483 151 108
134 Scurrying around rail beds. Pulling pizza slices down subway stairs. Not anymore, friend. Not anymore. 1.4946 0.02514 742 456 205 81
135 I just want your parents to like me. 1.4940 0.02463 751 457 217 77
136 I’m interviewing for Amazon’s new “Subprime” delivery service. 1.4925 0.02576 729 455 189 85
137 Sure, the locals still hate me, but at least now the tourists throw me crackers. 1.4924 0.02514 727 445 206 76
138 When I said I'd be your wingman, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4917 0.02582 724 452 188 84
139 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4909 0.02570 717 445 192 80
140 I'm tired of hearing you guys called 'flying rats.' I'll show you a flying rat. 1.4902 0.02563 714 442 194 78
141 And you're sure the old folks in the park won't know the difference? 1.4901 0.02516 708 431 207 70
142 I'll wing it. 1.4885 0.02564 696 428 196 72
143 I should’ve picked ‘Truth’... 1.4878 0.02619 699 438 181 80
144 I yearn for more than just squeaking by. 1.4878 0.03105 492 307 130 55
145 This is the time... while I still have Affordable Health Care. 1.4877 0.02596 693 430 188 75
146 My doctor says that I need to live as bird first before he can perform the surgery 1.4869 0.02569 688 423 195 70
147 Flying too close to the sun is the least of my worries. 1.4869 0.02569 688 423 195 70
148 It's all meaningless until you learn how to poop on people. 1.4869 0.02639 686 430 178 78
149 I’m just back from a Tony Robbins seminar. 1.4869 0.02719 686 440 158 88
150 And you're sure I'm not adopted? 1.4867 0.02646 678 424 178 76
151 Why did you pick now to tell me I’m adopted? 1.4867 0.02727 678 434 158 86
152 Is it flap-flap-crap or crap-crap-flap? 1.4850 0.02798 668 435 142 91
153 So once your in the air, you can just poop on anything? 1.4850 0.02656 666 416 177 73
154 Car is one, shoulder is three and bald man's head is five, right? 1.4824 0.02774 655 422 150 83
155 This is the last thing on my bucket list, so no matter what happens I win. 1.4824 0.02606 653 401 189 63
156 *Now* you tell me that I was adopted? 1.4824 0.02763 653 419 153 81
157 ...and then I poop wherever? 1.4814 0.02686 644 403 172 69
158 Well, I don’t think you’re a real flight instructor, either. 1.4803 0.02759 635 404 157 74
159 Yes, I know you are, but 'Ratman and Bobbin' just sounds better. 1.4803 0.02784 633 405 152 76
160 I'm not an idiot. They have a money back guarantee. 1.4801 0.02677 629 390 176 63
161 I'm O.K. with my Gender. I'm just unhappy with my species. 1.4794 0.02692 630 393 172 65
162 Either way, I'll be back on the street. 1.4794 0.02730 630 397 164 69
163 .. because I'm _trying_ to make this relationship _work_ Sandra! 1.4787 0.02677 635 396 174 65
164 Sometimes you just have to prove your therapist wrong. 1.4765 0.02733 617 388 164 65
165 You're sure she's watching. 1.4761 0.02716 607 378 169 60
166 How hard can it be? 1.4755 0.03309 429 272 110 47
167 I'm auditioning for "Die Fledermaus". 1.4752 0.02828 606 389 146 71
168 To you, it's an insult. To me, it's a dream. 1.4752 0.02776 604 382 157 65
169 This is nothing compared to the time they had me testing LSD. 1.4752 0.02796 604 384 153 67
170 One way or another, I'm gonna be a hit on Broadway. 1.4751 0.02832 602 386 146 70
171 I identify as a bat. 1.4750 0.02739 600 375 165 60
172 This is New York; I have to evolve if I want to win the rat race. 1.4741 0.02742 599 375 164 60
173 I'm suddenly keenly aware that I have armpits. 1.4739 0.02833 593 379 147 67
174 Look who's in the White House. Anything's possible. 1.4737 0.02898 589 382 135 72
175 I’m quitting the rat race, Barry 1.4728 0.02800 588 372 154 62
176 And you're sure the moon is made of cheese, right? 1.4717 0.02879 583 376 139 68
177 This is the last step in my transition. 1.4716 0.02728 581 360 168 53
178 Is it too late to choose Truth? 1.4704 0.02784 574 360 158 56
179 It was this or that damn wheel for the rest of my life. 1.4704 0.02849 574 366 146 62
180 I was scheduled to fly United, but this seems much safer. 1.4704 0.02892 574 370 138 66
181 I know I said I would go next, but I never actually thought that pig would fly 1.4691 0.02896 567 365 138 64
182 But if it works, we 'll make millions selling them to lemmings. 1.4689 0.02868 563 359 144 60
183 One small step for rat, one total freakout for New York. 1.4677 0.03006 558 368 119 71
184 If I don’t make it, tell my wife & 2,000 kids I love them. 1.4665 0.02882 553 353 142 58
185 I'm not the hero this city needs, but I'm the one it deserves. 1.4665 0.02905 553 355 138 60
186 Dress for the job you want, not for the job you've got. 1.4652 0.02932 546 352 134 60
187 If I don't make it back, tell my 500 kids I love them. 1.4652 0.02827 546 343 152 51
188 Yeah, but you ain't no Robin, either. 1.4651 0.02894 544 347 141 56
189 So just aim for people already having a terrible day, right? 1.4648 0.03014 540 354 121 65
190 Bucket list, baby! 1.4634 0.02961 533 344 131 58
191 If Trump can get elected president then a rat can fly 1.4631 0.03152 529 357 99 73
192 It's either this or go back to the lab and take my chances. 1.4629 0.02870 525 330 147 48
193 You laugh, but have you ridden the subway lately? 1.4618 0.02886 524 331 144 49
194 You'd be surprised at what we learn at the lab 1.4618 0.02835 524 327 152 45
195 Pigs got their chance. 1.4618 0.02884 537 342 142 53
196 We have conquered the gutters, it's time to infest the skies! 1.4602 0.02985 515 332 129 54
197 If you lived in a sewer you’d understand. 1.4600 0.02943 513 327 136 50
198 Now, let's see what this whole pooping-from-the-sky thing is all about! 1.4591 0.02977 514 331 130 53
199 I saw a pig fly by yesterday and thought, "why not?" 1.4590 0.02946 512 327 135 50
200 My first attempt at flight was going perfectly until the airline said I wasn't an emotional support animal 1.4585 0.03037 506 329 122 55
201 I saw this work for a squirrel once. 1.4585 0.02864 506 316 148 42
202 I don’t know. If God wanted rats to fly, wouldn’t we all be pigeons? 1.4571 0.02939 501 318 137 46
203 How long have you been a personal trainer? 1.4571 0.03006 501 323 127 51
204 Gotta go, Trump wants to meet me about the FAA director position. 1.4567 0.03231 497 337 93 67
205 I knew Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mighty Mouse! 1.4567 0.03103 497 327 113 57
206 I'm telling you - we have more to contribute to science than navigating mazes. 1.4551 0.02985 490 313 131 46
207 I'm not the hero this city needs, but the hero it deserves. 1.4549 0.03036 488 315 124 49
208 So, what you're saying is, little old ladies will just give me food? 1.4536 0.02964 485 308 134 43
209 They say, 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.4532 0.03145 406 253 122 31
210 Got it: “Don’t look down.” What else do I need to know? 1.4530 0.03033 479 308 125 46
211 It’s our ability to adapt that has sustained us for millions of years. 1.4513 0.03021 472 302 127 43
212 Birds do it. Bees do it. .... 1.4495 0.02944 465 292 137 36
213 It's on my bucket list. 1.4490 0.03009 461 293 129 39
214 The subway just isnt safe anymore. 1.4478 0.03226 460 307 100 53
215 Oh, yeah? They said Trump wouldn't be President either! 1.4476 0.03192 458 303 105 50
216 If Donald Trump can get elected President, I can fly. 1.4476 0.03309 458 311 89 58
217 I have always felt like I was a pigeon stuck in a rat's body. 1.4476 0.03116 458 298 115 45
218 And then I get to crap on the statue? 1.4474 0.03059 447 285 124 38
219 So then I get the Hamilton tickets, right? 1.4455 0.03239 440 291 102 47
220 Wait. Did you say flap-flap-glide or flap-glide-flap? 1.4454 0.02932 449 280 138 31
221 The Met has a casting call for Die Fledermaus 1.4452 0.03090 447 288 119 40
222 I've always identified as a bat. 1.4452 0.03155 447 292 111 44
223 Great time to tell me I’m adopted. 1.4447 0.03223 443 293 103 47
224 Move, you idiot, we're shooting a movie. 1.4439 0.03474 374 246 90 38
225 Because the cat's still away, and I'm running out of ideas. 1.4434 0.03228 442 293 102 47
226 I'm taking the rat race to a whole new level. 1.4432 0.03254 440 293 99 48
227 Of course I can't - that's why I teach. 1.4432 0.03091 440 283 119 38
228 Did you know all along I was adopted? 1.4429 0.03118 438 283 116 39
229 When pigs fly, it’s a big deal. When PIGEONS fly, it’s normal. But when RATS fly, all hell will break loose. 1.4427 0.03244 436 289 101 46
230 Don't just stand there, coo something! 1.4427 0.03195 436 286 107 43
231 The orange hair – you can't miss it. 1.4427 0.03276 436 291 97 48
232 You need anything while I'm out? 1.4424 0.03205 434 285 106 43
233 So--my first targets are park statues and red headed men? 1.4424 0.03271 434 289 98 47
234 Yes, but it comes with a lifetime warranty. 1.4421 0.03298 432 289 95 48
235 How hard could it possibly be? 1.4413 0.03197 426 278 108 40
236 Got it. Never on the wrinkled ones because they give us food. 1.4413 0.03282 426 283 98 45
237 I hope this makes you recognize how committed I am to our relationship. 1.4409 0.03444 372 244 92 36
238 The pig said this would be easy! 1.4397 0.03264 423 280 100 43
239 So you're telling me I just have to crap on those statues and people will give me free food? 1.4397 0.03298 423 282 96 45
240 ... and a giant leap for ratkind. 1.4394 0.03310 421 281 95 45
241 Dangerous? Swimming up into someone's toilet, now that's dangerous! 1.4387 0.03275 424 282 98 44
242 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I’d convert for you. 1.4381 0.03349 420 283 90 47
243 It’ll be fine, I watched a YouTube video on it 1.4380 0.03073 411 260 122 29
244 Oh, I’m no Batman? Well you’re no robin. 1.4378 0.03309 418 279 95 44
245 Well, I’m a lab rat. We’ll try anything. 1.4372 0.03315 414 276 95 43
246 Can't you try a little harder to talk me out of this? 1.4372 0.03225 414 271 105 38
247 This is where analogies come to die. 1.4372 0.03261 414 273 101 40
248 She waited, serene in the knowledge that if she could make it through his ratsplaining, her reward would be unspeakably sweet. 1.4372 0.03279 414 274 99 41
249 I haven’t been able to fly commercial since the crackdown on support animals. 1.4369 0.03236 412 270 104 38
250 Well, you're no Robin 1.4348 0.03349 414 279 90 45
251 I figured, 'What the hell... we're both carriers!' 1.4346 0.03331 405 270 94 41
252 Still not the weirdest thing I've seen a rat do in New York. 1.4342 0.03305 403 267 97 39
253 I’ll admit my profile picture was lightly edited. 1.4336 0.03310 399 264 97 38
254 Pigeon, schmidgeon... wait'll they see a REAL flying rat! 1.4336 0.03329 399 265 95 39
255 They said impeachment will come when “pigs fly,” do I count? 1.4336 0.03385 399 268 89 42
256 Don’t worry. I watched a YouTube video about how this is done. 1.4322 0.03218 398 259 106 33
257 Of course they'll work. They wouldn't sell them if they didn't work. 1.4322 0.03139 398 255 114 29
258 Remember the name, Elon Muskrat. 1.4322 0.03372 398 267 90 41
259 I'm beta testing the new Amazon delivery system for NYC 1.4319 0.03491 345 226 89 30
260 So I just walk around bobbing my head and then people will feed me? 1.4315 0.03181 394 254 110 30
261 I want to be the mouse that soared. 1.4308 0.03422 390 263 86 41
262 When I said I'd be your wingman, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.4304 0.03235 388 252 105 31
263 Seriously, I could fly down 5th Avenue and nobody would stop me! 1.4304 0.03454 388 263 83 42
264 So, it’s just like riding a bike? 1.4286 0.03354 385 256 93 36
265 It can't be any worse than the subway. 1.4282 0.03325 383 253 96 34
266 How about I teach you to lay an egg instead? 1.4282 0.03366 383 255 92 36
267 Do I look like a bat in this thing? I feel like I look like a bat. 1.4278 0.03275 381 249 101 31
268 I'm in transition. 1.4274 0.03350 379 251 94 34
269 So then I head to a park bench and they'll just throw food at me? 1.4274 0.03287 379 248 100 31
270 These days, you gotta think outside the sewer. 1.4274 0.03244 379 246 104 29
271 Yeah, they called the Wright brothers crazy too. 1.4267 0.03289 375 245 100 30
272 Yeah, yeah - thank you for your input . . . everybody thinks they're an expert . . . 1.4263 0.03366 373 247 93 33
273 I was hoping for a robin as a sidekick, but you'll do. 1.4263 0.03366 373 247 93 33
274 The Same Experts said that Trump Couldn't Win the Presidency. 1.4259 0.03397 378 253 89 36
275 When you are only one in ten billion, you gotta try and make a name for yourself. 1.4255 0.03304 369 241 99 29
276 Now I can carry airborne diseases, too! 1.4255 0.03413 369 246 89 34
277 This is on my bucket list. 1.4222 0.03313 360 235 98 27
278 Yes, I realise the irony. 1.4222 0.03427 360 240 88 32
279 Why is it always "...if pigs could fly"? 1.4206 0.03478 359 242 83 34
280 You said you'd support my transition. 1.4199 0.03228 362 234 104 24
281 I'm leaving the Trump administration! 1.4197 0.03747 355 251 59 45
282 My lab buddies need an aerial view of the maze. 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
283 But pigs have very different aerodynamics! 1.4183 0.03333 349 228 96 25
284 Unlike you, I don't want to be pigeonholed. 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
285 And you promise this is how you started? 1.4183 0.03478 349 234 84 31
286 Don’t look so surprised. You know that’s what they’ve been calling you for years. 1.4183 0.03430 349 232 88 29
287 Look at me! I’m an urban cliché. 1.4179 0.03609 347 238 73 36
288 I'm auditioning for "Die Fledermaus". 1.4169 0.03472 343 229 85 29
289 You're no Robin yourself. 1.4164 0.03486 341 228 84 29
290 Hold my cheese. 1.4162 0.03569 346 236 76 34
291 Are you sure this is what it’ll take to get your parents’ approval? 1.4162 0.03474 346 232 84 30
292 Why must I always prove myself? Can't you accept me as I am? 1.4162 0.03522 346 234 80 32
293 Hey, if a pig flew in 2016, anything's possible! 1.4157 0.03584 344 235 75 34
294 What makes you such an expert? 1.4157 0.03314 344 224 97 23
295 So I says to her, 'If this was such a stupid idea, why would your mother buy these for me in the first place?' 1.4152 0.03575 342 233 76 33
296 Orville, we know I'm Wright. 1.4147 0.03590 340 232 75 33
297 If this works, I'll teach you how to swim in the sewer. 1.4147 0.03516 340 229 81 30
298 My cousin tells me the streets are made of cheese in Jersey. CHEESE, Larry. 1.4147 0.03516 340 229 81 30
299 Evolution ain't gonna happen by itself... 1.4147 0.03467 340 227 85 28
300 What do you mean I was adopted? 1.4147 0.03565 340 231 77 32
301 Scurrying is so undignified. 1.4147 0.03365 340 223 93 24
302 Of course, if I were a daredevil, I'd attempt to RUN across 5th Avenue. 1.4144 0.03360 333 217 94 22
303 There was a time all you had to do was drag a slice of pizza 1.4142 0.03605 338 231 74 33
304 There's the Rat Signal. I've got to go. 1.4137 0.03669 336 232 69 35
305 We’ve conquered the subway. Now, we take the sky. 1.4137 0.03546 336 227 79 30
306 What’s REALLY crazy is the money back guarantee. 1.4137 0.03495 336 225 83 28
307 I said I'd convert for the kids, but don't expect me to do this every weekend. 1.4132 0.03684 334 231 68 35
308 It's the landing part that I'm a little worried about. 1.4128 0.03317 327 211 97 19
309 Come on, this can't be as bad as running on the subway tracks. 1.4127 0.03472 332 221 85 26
310 I’ve always felt like I was a bat born in a rat’s body. 1.4127 0.03651 332 228 71 33
311 If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere. 1.4127 0.03338 332 216 95 21
312 If I'm Ratman, you're Bobin. 1.4127 0.03700 332 230 67 35
313 So you can really just poop right on their heads? 1.4127 0.03498 332 222 83 27
314 I'm being transferred to Washington next week and just thought I'd get a little practice in jumping ship. 1.4119 0.03748 335 235 62 38
315 It's OK, they come with a lifetime guarantee! 1.4119 0.03527 335 226 80 29
316 It's the only way your father will ever accept me. 1.4118 0.03619 323 219 75 29
317 I can't take the subway anymore since the pizza video went viral. 1.4116 0.03733 328 228 65 35
318 Whaddaya mean rat and bat rhyme with splat? 1.4109 0.03632 331 227 72 32
319 No, Shirley, not a genius; just a rat with a dream. 1.4092 0.03601 325 221 75 29
320 So, if I make it, old people give me free food in the park for life? 1.4092 0.03548 325 219 79 27
321 Maybe it's time we told your parents the truth. 1.4087 0.03509 323 216 82 25
322 The sewers have become too gentrified 1.4087 0.03536 323 217 80 26
323 Well you don't look like your picture either! 1.4087 0.03747 323 225 64 34
324 "For the last time, I did not lie on my dating profile, and I think we are very compatible". 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
325 So your saying if I fly down to the park, people will just feed me? 1.4081 0.03632 321 219 73 29
326 Why when we first met did you say our differences wouldn't matter? 1.4081 0.03295 321 207 97 17
327 Is it jump then flap or flap then jump? 1.4081 0.03551 321 216 79 26
328 This is hard, but try dodging a subway train every once in a while. 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
329 If this idea works, I can finally quit the rat race. 1.4081 0.03524 321 215 81 25
330 See, this is why you should never date outside your species. 1.4075 0.03781 319 223 62 34
331 Well, if Trump can get elected... 1.4075 0.03833 319 225 58 36
332 On second thought, I'll take "truth." 1.4068 0.03623 322 220 73 29
333 We're all abandoning Trump's administration. 1.4058 0.03806 313 219 61 33
334 Ratman and Bobbin to the rescue! 1.4058 0.03779 313 218 63 32
335 Yeah, but since the election, public support for airborne, disease-ridden rodents has risen, particularly among evangelicals. 1.4058 0.03833 313 220 59 34
336 What are you looking at? I’m not the first one to escape Trump Tower. 1.4058 0.03613 313 212 75 26
337 It's the only way your family will accept me. 1.4051 0.03331 311 201 94 16
338 I need to try a different mode of transportation. The sewers are full of politicians these days. 1.4051 0.03769 311 216 64 31
339 Let's see how well the analogy holds up... 1.4050 0.03821 279 189 67 23
340 Birds fly over the rainbow, why oh why can't I ? 1.4038 0.03648 312 213 72 27
341 'Remember if they don't feed you, you're allowed to shit on them' 1.4038 0.03759 312 217 64 31
342 In case I don't survive, my ratatouille recipe is in the crevice of the stairway at the base of the Eiffel tower. 1.4038 0.03704 312 215 68 29
343 fine , don't tell me how you do it then 1.4037 0.03429 322 214 86 22
344 Stop whining! No one gives a flying rat's ass. 1.4032 0.03804 310 217 61 32
345 You're basically just a rat with wings too. 1.4032 0.03721 310 214 67 29
346 "If you morons can do this, how hard can it be? 1.4032 0.03635 310 211 73 26
347 I figure most people who feed pigeons are old and can't see that well. 1.4032 0.03548 310 208 79 23
348 Me, metaphor. You, simile. 1.4032 0.03548 310 208 79 23
349 I'd better go or I'll be late for Congress! 1.4026 0.03737 308 213 66 29
350 Beats flying United. 1.4020 0.03783 306 213 63 30
351 Now comes the part where you say: "don't do it...you've got your whole life ahead of you!" 1.4020 0.03363 306 199 91 16
352 A pigeon is not a "rat with wings". I, Marty, -I- am a rat with wings! 1.4016 0.03965 254 172 62 20
353 I've always wanted to poop on someone's head 1.4013 0.03758 299 206 66 27
354 I will not be pigeonholed! 1.4013 0.03684 304 208 70 26
355 If Trump can become president, we can do anything. 1.4013 0.03800 304 212 62 30
356 Wait a minute, what exactly do you mean by “adopted”? 1.4000 0.03748 300 207 66 27
357 I knew I shouldn't have lied on my CV. 1.4000 0.03811 265 178 68 19
358 This may give a whole new meaning to "rodent dropping." 1.3993 0.03941 298 212 53 33
359 We're the only ones willing to perch on Trump Tower. 1.3993 0.03643 298 202 73 23
360 Tomorrow I’ll need you to teach me how to poop on their heads. 1.3993 0.03705 298 204 69 25
361 Last thing on my bucket list. 1.3993 0.03883 298 210 57 31
362 If this doesn't get your mother to welcome me to the family, I don't know what will. 1.3993 0.03735 298 205 67 26
363 It's probably the right time to let you know you're adopted. 1.3993 0.03765 298 206 65 27
364 Worst case scenario, I'll be another Smash hit on Broadway. 1.3993 0.03795 298 207 63 28
365 I'd rather take a chance than fly United. 1.3986 0.03902 296 209 56 31
366 And you're no Robin. 1.3986 0.03989 296 212 50 34
367 One small step for a rat, one giant nightmare for mankind. 1.3980 0.03873 299 211 57 31
368 After that election, I figured if pigs can fly, why not me. 1.3980 0.03861 294 206 59 29
369 I’m not saying you shouldn’t be a bird, Larry. I’m just suggesting that you consider identifying as a penguin or a kiwi. 1.3980 0.03708 294 201 69 24
370 At least wait for Mueller's report! 1.3980 0.03801 294 204 63 27
371 I'm Ratman and you can be a robin. 1.3980 0.03831 294 205 61 28
372 The sewers were just becoming too mainstream. 1.3980 0.03581 294 197 77 20
373 What's the worst that could happen? 1.3970 0.03862 267 182 64 21
374 The Met is holding auditions for a new production of Die Fledermaus. 1.3959 0.03777 293 203 64 26
375 Is this the last thing I have to do to join the club? 1.3959 0.03619 293 198 74 21
376 If I don't make it, please notify my 842 kids. 1.3959 0.03839 293 205 60 28
377 Why is it always the rat who has to convert? 1.3959 0.03619 293 198 74 21
378 And how will I know which people to poop on? 1.3958 0.03760 288 198 66 24
379 Nothing to it? We'll see if you can swim up into a toilet! 1.3952 0.03570 291 195 77 19
380 I feel like a droned rat. 1.3952 0.03700 291 199 69 23
381 So they just give you bread? 1.3952 0.03668 291 198 71 22
382 Or I could put a wig on my tail and be a squirrel. 1.3951 0.03646 286 193 73 20
383 I want people to feed me in the park. 1.3945 0.03718 289 198 68 23
384 When you lie on your resume but get the job anyway 1.3945 0.03652 289 196 72 21
385 You make me want to be a better rat. 1.3945 0.03907 289 204 56 29
386 Of course it will work. I saw it on youtube. 1.3945 0.03518 289 192 80 17
387 Gotta get up to Yankee Stadium. It's bat day 1.3945 0.03619 289 195 74 20
388 Have you ever felt like you were born into the wrong body? 1.3945 0.03586 289 194 76 19
389 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 1.3945 0.03907 289 204 56 29
390 Let's see if it's nature or nurture. 1.3944 0.03524 284 188 80 16
391 I love you, Sheila. And I hope this will help your father to accept me. 1.3937 0.03800 287 199 63 25
392 I don't need to know how to fly ... just how to land. 1.3937 0.03499 287 190 81 16
393 I’m actually a very stable genus 1.3922 0.04028 283 203 49 31
394 I’m not the hero this city needs, I’m the hero it deserves 1.3922 0.03933 283 200 55 28
395 I got the idea from the pig. 1.3922 0.03601 283 190 75 18
396 I ate breadcrumbs in the square. I bathed in the fountain, for crying out loud. This is it Louise. 1.3922 0.03836 283 197 61 25
397 Yeah, I'm jumping off this Trump Tower ship. Like everyone else. 1.3915 0.03921 281 198 56 27
398 One small step for rats, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3915 0.03652 281 190 72 19
399 And tomorrow I’ll teach YOU how to scare the shit out of people in the subway. 1.3915 0.03985 281 200 52 29
400 So, one step forward and then flap, flap, flap? 1.3915 0.03721 281 192 68 21
401 If I don't make it, tell my 758 children I love them. 1.3907 0.03669 279 189 71 19
402 I told the director I wanted to do all my own stunts, but honestly, I'm glad you're here. 1.3899 0.03826 277 192 62 23
403 So all I gotta do is land in front of the guy on the bench, look real cute, coo, and he'll just give me food? 1.3897 0.03659 272 183 72 17
404 Know what's ironic? They call YOU guys rats with wings... 1.3891 0.03913 275 193 57 25
405 So you're sure there's cheese up there? 1.3891 0.03739 275 188 67 20
406 I call it extreme dumpster diving. 1.3891 0.03775 275 189 65 21
407 five, four, three, two, one . . . . . minus one, minus two, minus three 1.3891 0.03775 275 189 65 21
408 Yeah... but Icarus used wax. 1.3891 0.03810 275 190 63 22
409 The simulation did not prepare me for this moment. 1.3889 0.03444 270 176 83 11
410 Don't look so smug. Lets see how good you are crawling through a sewer 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
411 I figure my chances are still better than Cynthia Nixon's. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
412 I’m finished with the underworld. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
413 Last time you didn't believe I could drag a slice of pizza down the subway stairs. 1.3883 0.03898 273 191 58 24
414 This is my last attempt to get fed in the park. 1.3875 0.03703 271 184 69 18
415 ‘Pizza Rat’ is the old me. Now I am ‘Elon Musk-Rat.’ 1.3875 0.03812 271 187 63 21
416 And I say a pigeon is a rat without whiskers. 1.3875 0.03848 271 188 61 22
417 Remember, always aim for the windshield. 1.3875 0.03552 271 180 77 14
418 I'm going to get your father's approval or die trying. 1.3872 0.03712 266 180 69 17
419 In your experience, is it better to aim for the cars or the people? 1.3866 0.03831 269 186 62 21
420 I'm tired of being pigeon holed. 1.3866 0.03758 269 184 66 19
421 Unless i’m missing something, this should work. 1.3866 0.03721 269 183 68 18
422 And your only advice is "Don't fly too close to the sun"? 1.3860 0.03728 272 186 67 19
423 so you're telling me if i stand on the street with these wings on, people will give me bread 1.3858 0.03922 267 187 57 23
424 And this is where you just have to hope the physics work out 1.3858 0.03958 267 188 55 24
425 I’m beginning to see why I paid in advance. 1.3855 0.03901 262 182 59 21
426 Go ahead, laugh. Let's see you drag a slice of pizza down a flight of stairs. 1.3849 0.04014 265 188 52 25
427 It’s time you know the truth that you were adopted. 1.3849 0.03942 265 186 56 23
428 See the lady with the cruller? 1.3849 0.03869 265 184 60 21
429 No, I don’t want to fly. I’m signaling to Karl on the Chrysler building. 1.3849 0.03942 265 186 56 23
430 I'm the best flier that you've ever seen, believe me. Nobody in the history of the world knows more about flying than me. Only I can overcome gravity. 1.3843 0.03981 268 190 53 25
431 Flying rats?!? I'll show them flying rats. 1.3843 0.03910 268 188 57 23
432 Rat? Bat? Don't try to pigeonhole me, Dave." 1.3826 0.03914 264 185 57 22
433 I'm good--I watched a YouTube. 1.3822 0.03309 259 166 87 6
434 They said I could return it if it didn't work. 1.3822 0.03694 259 175 69 15
435 Either way, nobody will give a rat's ass. 1.3817 0.03934 262 184 56 22
436 Bat, rat, splat. What’s the difference? 1.3817 0.03584 262 175 74 13
437 Sure, the food pellets are good and I can run all the mazes blindfolded, but I keep thinking there's got to be something more. 1.3817 0.03821 262 181 62 19
438 So far, so good. 1.3817 0.03934 262 184 56 22
439 ACME, why do you ask? 1.3817 0.04044 262 187 50 25
440 Plus, I've always wanted to poop on some hedge fund dude wearing a $2,000 suit. 1.3813 0.03793 257 176 64 17
441 Why aren't you supportive of my transition? 1.3808 0.03917 260 182 57 21
442 Ratman and Pigeon - has a nice ring to it. 1.3808 0.03762 260 178 65 17
443 Of course, this will just reinforce ignorant stereotypes. 1.3808 0.03879 260 181 59 20
444 Maybe I should’ve gone with the swim-with-dolphins package. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
445 Wait a minute ... you seem almost too eager for me to try this. 1.3808 0.04029 260 185 51 24
446 Why not? If anybody can be President. . . 1.3808 0.03954 260 183 55 22
447 Go home Larry, I do my own stunts. 1.3808 0.03801 260 179 63 18
448 I always wanted to land on Broadway. 1.3808 0.03992 260 184 53 23
449 They say I'm a rat but I identify as a flying squirrel. 1.3802 0.03809 263 182 62 19
450 Once I figure out echolocation I'll be invincible. 1.3798 0.03533 258 171 76 11
451 If I do this, will your mother finally accept me into the family? 1.3798 0.03820 258 178 62 18
452 No, but I do have experience as a reality television host and real estate tycoon. 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
453 Well you don't look much like Robin either. 1.3798 0.03860 258 179 60 19
454 No, I've never been called that. Why? 1.3798 0.03860 258 179 60 19
455 I refuse to be pigeonholed. 1.3798 0.03975 258 182 54 22
456 Because I wanna strike fear into the hearts of men, Larry. That's why! 1.3798 0.04087 258 185 48 25
457 Look at us. Just two rats with wings. 1.3794 0.03831 253 174 62 17
458 Gotham may have Batman and Robin fighting crime, but in New York City it's up to us, Ratman and Pigeon. 1.3793 0.03979 261 185 53 23
459 Because I don't NEED healthcare. Why do you ask? 1.3789 0.03958 256 180 55 21
460 Are you sure this is how you started? 1.3789 0.03958 256 180 55 21
461 I'm applying for Amazon's new delivery service. 1.3789 0.03759 256 175 65 16
462 Well if this doesn't work I'll just be another rat dropping. 1.3785 0.03767 251 171 65 15
463 My second cousin is a bat, so I think it’s in my blood. 1.3785 0.03809 251 172 63 16
464 So then she said, "What could be more annoying than pigeon poop?" 1.3785 0.04013 251 177 53 21
465 Yes, Society sees me as a rat, but I self identify as a pigeon. 1.3785 0.03973 251 176 55 20
466 At least it’s better than coach. 1.3784 0.03808 259 179 62 18
467 You won't see me living on the street again. 1.3780 0.04017 254 180 52 22
468 LIMERICK: There once was a rat, name of Pete...Who questioned if he could pull off such a feat...Reply of the pigeon,.."I think it's a good decsion."...Minutes later, she had something to eat. 1.3780 0.04132 254 183 46 25
469 So my wife says, ‘Stop complaining about the sewers being crowded and DO something about it!’ 1.3780 0.03899 254 177 58 19
470 It's Manhattan... I can't afford the sewer. 1.3780 0.04094 254 182 48 24
471 Okay, but after this I'm teaching you to crawl under subway cars. 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
472 Once I had kids, it was either fly or move to New Jersey. 1.3780 0.03939 254 178 56 20
473 It’s not appropriation. It’s an hommage. 1.3780 0.03899 254 177 58 19
474 How hard can it be? Any birdbrain can do it. 1.3780 0.03859 254 176 60 18
475 It's no longer enough to drag around a slice of pizza. 1.3780 0.03859 254 176 60 18
476 Shut up. I’ve got this. 1.3780 0.03819 254 175 62 17
477 They're not meant for flying. They're meant to strike fear into the hearts of criminals, Robin. May I call you 'Robin'? 1.3780 0.03978 254 179 54 21
478 "So if they call you a flying rat, what am I"? 1.3780 0.04056 254 181 50 23
479 I AM a 'fledermaus'! I AM a 'fledermaus'! 1.3780 0.03819 254 175 62 17
480 You said your parents would never accept me unless I converted, so here goes. 1.3770 0.03838 252 174 61 17
481 The things you do to get likes on Youtube. 1.3770 0.03879 252 175 59 18
482 Let’s face it, I’m no Batman, and you’re no Robin. 1.3770 0.04039 252 179 51 22
483 By day, a rat and a pidgeon. By night..... RATMAN and ROBIN! 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
484 Run that updraft thing by me one more time. 1.3770 0.03755 252 172 65 15
485 Why should pigs get all the credit? 1.3770 0.04078 252 180 49 23
486 This should cut my commute in half. 1.3770 0.04000 252 178 53 21
487 Remind me what we're trying to prove here? 1.3765 0.03891 247 171 59 17
488 Okay fine. I'll admit I have Genus envy. 1.3760 0.03940 250 175 56 19
489 I know it isn't a great name, but Batman was already taken. 1.3760 0.03981 250 176 54 20
490 This video is going to be spread like the plague. 1.3760 0.03899 250 174 58 18
491 What do you mean "I'm adopted"? 1.3760 0.04139 250 180 46 24
492 I'll just wing it!!! 1.3760 0.03940 250 175 56 19
493 My friend bought a ticket on United but I wanted to fly with less risk. 1.3760 0.04254 250 183 40 27
494 No, I’m pretty sure it was the rat signal. 1.3760 0.04061 250 178 50 22
495 Recent events have convinced me that any old rat can soar. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
496 I may be a dirty rat but I'm no stool pigeon. 1.3750 0.04083 248 177 49 22
497 They call YOU rat with wings?" I'll show 'em a rat with wings! 1.3750 0.04162 248 179 45 24
498 Look, it can't be worse than the subway. 1.3750 0.03793 248 170 63 15
499 The rat race just got a whole lot easier! 1.3750 0.03961 248 174 55 19
500 This is the worst part about being adopted! 1.3750 0.04043 248 176 51 21
501 Just in case, I’m an organ donor. 1.3750 0.03878 248 172 59 17
502 These are the new model, Icarus 2.0 1.3745 0.03887 251 175 58 18
503 I can't wait until you carrier pigeons aren't on strike anymore. 1.3745 0.03846 251 174 60 17
504 I'm going to bring infestation to new heights. 1.3744 0.04373 219 157 42 20
505 Okay. Now what? 1.3740 0.03769 246 168 64 14
506 Yeah, yeah, steer with your tail. Keep your airspeed up. And remember; altitude is your friend. 1.3740 0.04065 246 175 50 21
507 I've always identified more as a pigeon. 1.3730 0.03919 244 170 57 17
508 According to what I read on the internet, this should work. 1.3730 0.03605 244 163 71 10
509 I may have been born a rat but I identify as a bat. 1.3730 0.03962 244 171 55 18
510 The flying is easy enough but the constant head bobbing is killing me. 1.3730 0.03962 244 171 55 18
511 We own the sewers, now we take the air! 1.3730 0.03788 244 167 63 14
512 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think. 1.3730 0.04046 244 173 51 20
513 Five flaps for every one poop. Got it. 1.3725 0.04092 247 177 48 22
514 At Le Bernardin, your name is "squab". Mine is "oh no, we're shut down". 1.3725 0.03969 247 174 54 19
515 Hey, they laughed at Leonardo, too. 1.3724 0.03652 239 160 69 10
516 Your evolution is no match for my intelligent design! 1.3719 0.03940 242 169 56 17
517 This is one small step for a rat... 1.3719 0.04152 242 174 46 22
518 You think this is nuts? Try living in a sewer. 1.3719 0.03983 242 170 54 18
519 Just think of yourself as ... a DIFFERENT kind of pigeon. 1.3719 0.04152 242 174 46 22
520 It’s been my dream not to have to take the subway to work. 1.3719 0.03852 242 167 60 15
521 Damnit Larry, keep your 'science' to yourself! 1.3719 0.03983 242 170 54 18
522 What do you mean by 'cultural appropriation?' 1.3719 0.04110 242 173 48 21
523 This is the part where you say, "Holy wingspan, Ratman!" 1.3719 0.03896 242 168 58 16
524 It's safer than flying in a pet carrier with United. 1.3719 0.04314 242 178 38 26
525 Just once, I'd like to poop in the air. 1.3719 0.04110 242 173 48 21
526 See what's possible when you deregulate the airlines. 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
527 Well, you're no Robin, either. 1.3714 0.03819 245 169 61 15
528 This is going to scare the hell out of a lot of people. 1.3713 0.03906 237 164 58 15
529 They think your a rat with wings? I’ll show ‘em a rat with wings. 1.3713 0.03766 237 161 64 12
530 One small step for a rat, one giant step for rodent kind 1.3708 0.03827 240 165 61 14
531 I'm just gonna wing it! 1.3708 0.04217 240 174 43 23
532 I'm hoping your parents will consent if I convert. 1.3708 0.04133 240 172 47 21
533 Yes...it might be the Ambien. 1.3708 0.03872 240 166 59 15
534 I can see how this would be more fun than just leaving a turd on the sidewalk. 1.3708 0.04091 240 171 49 20
535 If this thing works, winters in NY are history! 1.3704 0.04137 243 175 46 22
536 When do I get to crap on people? 1.3697 0.04283 238 174 40 24
537 I was told by the White House that I can't fly first class anymore. 1.3697 0.04199 238 172 44 22
538 I saw it on Youtube. 1.3697 0.03892 238 165 58 15
539 If Pigs can do it! 1.3697 0.04071 238 169 50 19
540 I'll be Batman, and you can be Robin. 1.3697 0.04071 238 169 50 19
541 If you are a flying rat, does that make me a pigeon? 1.3697 0.03938 238 166 56 16
542 If this works, it's weekends in the Hamptons. 1.3697 0.03983 238 167 54 17
543 So after the airline started to put us in the overhead compartment, I figured I had to find a safer way to fly 1.3697 0.04027 238 168 52 18
544 Oh yeah? Well, my mother used to call pigeons "Rats with wings", so there! 1.3693 0.03991 241 170 53 18
545 I'm just sick and tired of the scurrying. 1.3693 0.04119 241 173 47 21
546 Well, maybe so, but the subways have become unbearable. 1.3691 0.03605 233 155 70 8
547 "Oh really? Well you're no Robin either". 1.3691 0.03756 233 158 64 11
548 Caption: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so why not you ?? 1.3686 0.04350 236 174 37 25
549 What could go wrong? My base is solidly behind me. 1.3686 0.04004 236 166 53 17
550 The Failing New York Times says rats can't fly. Fake News! 1.3686 0.04223 236 171 43 22
551 'Ratatouille' money won't last forever so I thought, "What the heck? It worked for Michael Keaton." 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
552 What could go wrong? 1.3686 0.04266 236 172 41 23
553 I may be no Batman, but you sure as hell ain't no robin 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
554 I wonder if it’s time I tell him he’s adopted. 1.3686 0.04181 236 170 45 21
555 Don't lecture me about cultural appropriation. 1.3686 0.03913 236 164 57 15
556 Hold my cheese. 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
557 Elon Muskrat 1.3686 0.04093 236 168 49 19
558 The subway? Too much of a rat race. 1.3686 0.03959 236 165 55 16
559 I'm taking the hormones, but haven't scheduled the species-reassignment surgery yet. 1.3686 0.03867 236 163 59 14
560 I wish this was just a cartoon. 1.3686 0.04137 236 169 47 20
561 When I go up to people in the park, is it coo-coo or one continuous coo? 1.3686 0.04049 236 167 51 18
562 Watch this. They'll never call you a flying rat again. 1.3686 0.04004 236 166 53 17
563 Some of us weren't handed everything at birth, Clark. 1.3682 0.04100 239 171 48 20
564 Yes, we all miss Mighty Mouse. 1.3680 0.03874 231 159 59 13
565 Delusion is the new American dream. 1.3675 0.04072 234 166 50 18
566 I'm feeling like a rat on a hot tin roof! 1.3675 0.04117 234 167 48 19
567 You're a rat with wings? I'll give 'em a rat with wings. 1.3675 0.04248 234 170 42 22
568 Why not? Nobody thought he would become president, either! 1.3675 0.04072 234 166 50 18
569 I'm considering a career change. It's a rat race down there. 1.3675 0.03694 234 158 66 10
570 After she said "take a flyin' leap", I started thinking. 1.3671 0.03990 237 167 53 17
571 Wings? - check. Pink feet? - check. Beady eyes? - check. OK, show me how you do that head-bob thing one more time. 1.3667 0.04128 240 173 46 21
572 Actually, I just want to poop on people's heads. 1.3664 0.04402 232 172 35 25
573 Crowded out of the sewer by politicians. 1.3664 0.04140 232 166 47 19
574 So I said to myself, if da Vinci could do it, why not me? 1.3664 0.03762 232 158 63 11
575 I know I lost our bet, but you're a jerk for collecting. 1.3660 0.04102 235 168 48 19
576 Maybe not, but you seen yourself walk lately? 1.3652 0.03575 230 153 70 7
577 I'm going to shit on their heads like you do if I have to die trying. 1.3644 0.03987 225 157 54 14
578 One way or another, those people below are about to have their days ruined. 1.3640 0.04095 228 162 49 17
579 Knowing my luck, I will still end up in the sewer! 1.3640 0.04047 228 161 51 16
580 You know we're not so different, you and I 1.3640 0.04095 228 162 49 17
581 No. YOU'RE the cliché. 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
582 It took you millions of years. This is our evolutionary shortcut. 1.3640 0.03999 228 160 53 15
583 Oh, yeah? Let's see you run up a drainpipe. 1.3628 0.03973 226 158 54 14
584 Ok, I've mastered the flying part. When can I poop on cars? 1.3628 0.04213 226 163 44 19
585 I got the idea from a daVinci drawing. 1.3628 0.03872 226 156 58 12
586 Yeah, but when I get there I've got hands. 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
587 Thermals, my good man. Thermals. 1.3624 0.03985 229 161 53 15
588 I have the body of a rodent, but I identify as a pigeon. 1.3616 0.03736 224 152 63 9
589 Finally a way to rise above the rat race! 1.3616 0.03995 224 157 53 14
590 Harness? Check. Wings? Check. Sonar? Wait, what? 1.3616 0.04044 224 158 51 15
591 People who call you pigeons 'rats with wings' are going to be in for a real shock. 1.3616 0.04094 224 159 49 16
592 Its from a Leonardo sketch in the basement of the Met 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
593 Transitioning. 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
594 Actually, I’m a very stable genius who needs no advice from experts. Watch me soar! 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
595 Now you tell me I was adopted! 1.3609 0.04018 230 163 51 16
596 I suspect this will ruffle a few feathers. 1.3604 0.03914 222 154 56 12
597 Next Easter we spend with my family. 1.3604 0.04167 222 159 46 17
598 I still don’t think your parents will ever accept me. 1.3604 0.03966 222 155 54 13
599 I was never very good at deserting sinking ships, so I thought I would try flying the coop. 1.3604 0.03966 222 155 54 13
600 I may be a dirty rat but I'm no stool pigeon. 1.3604 0.04311 222 162 40 20
601 The DNA test said I'm 25% bat. 1.3604 0.03862 222 153 58 11
602 It beats being assigned to the treadmill lab. 1.3600 0.03828 225 155 59 11
603 Thanks, but I’d prefer to spread the plague the way I used to 1.3591 0.03936 220 153 55 12
604 I'm dying to leave the rat race. 1.3591 0.04289 220 160 41 19
605 OK! I maybe no Batman, but you're no Robin either! 1.3591 0.04240 220 159 43 18
606 One giant step for rodentkind! 1.3591 0.04040 220 155 51 14
607 No thanks. I’ve got two wings so I don’t need a prayer. 1.3591 0.04040 220 155 51 14
608 Donald Trump is in the White House, anything is possible. 1.3591 0.04385 220 162 37 21
609 Ya, ya, ya. And if birds were meant to criticize they would have been given vocal cords. 1.3587 0.04052 223 158 50 15
610 Hey, if Trump can get elected, I can do this. 1.3587 0.04247 223 162 42 19
611 This is the last time I lose a bet to you. 1.3581 0.03884 215 148 57 10
612 You sure we can’t get married unless I convert? 1.3578 0.04460 218 162 34 22
613 They are auditioning for Die Fledermaus at the Met. 1.3578 0.04115 218 155 48 15
614 I was devouring a DaVinci notebook and came across this and thought "What the heck?" 1.3578 0.04063 218 154 50 14
615 Icarus shmicarus. 1.3578 0.04166 218 156 46 16
616 Wait a minute...those were monkeys! 1.3578 0.04266 218 158 42 18
617 Hey babe, flying ain't the half of it. I'm in line to be the next white house communications director. 1.3575 0.04321 221 162 39 20
618 It's not really social climbing. It's more of a lateral move. 1.3568 0.03962 213 148 54 11
619 'See Manhattan's Skyline by Air' sounded a better on the Groupon. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
620 Quit trying to change me, Claire. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
621 You do the talking. My accent might give me away. 1.3565 0.04191 216 155 45 16
622 All this just so your parents will accept me 1.3565 0.04086 216 153 49 14
623 "Well, actually... The older English name for bat is flittermouse." #Mousplaining 1.3565 0.04292 216 157 41 18
624 There's the Rat Signal. Gotta fly. 1.3565 0.03925 216 150 55 11
625 If a reality TV personality can become president, anything is possible. 1.3565 0.04292 216 157 41 18
626 You've never supported my dreams. 1.3565 0.04086 216 153 49 14
627 Of course, I am counting on my overwhelming confidence and unbridled enthusiasm to override my lack of self-perception and feeble grasp of physics . . . 1.3565 0.04342 216 158 39 19
628 Trust me. If this goes right, the tortoise and the hare are old news. 1.3565 0.04139 216 154 47 15
629 Why? You're asking me... Why? Have you ever spent any time in the sewers? THAT'S why. 1.3555 0.04096 211 149 49 13
630 Apparently if you can fly in the park old men feed you popcorn. 1.3555 0.03690 211 142 63 6
631 Are you sure this is how Mighty Mouse got started? 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
632 Honey, I’m sure this will finally get your parents to accept me! 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
633 You sure this is how you guys started? 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
634 Are you sure I don't need a running start? 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
635 And people will say "it's a pigeon, it's a plane, no, it's Mighty Mouse." 1.3551 0.04468 214 159 34 21
636 "I'm just going to wing it". 1.3551 0.04419 214 158 36 20
637 I hate that society still imposes species-normative roles on us. 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
638 Okay, who should I crap on first? 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
639 I spent five years having cosmetics tested on me. So yeah, there's a little identity confusion. 1.3551 0.04110 214 152 48 14
640 It’s been on my bucket list. 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
641 I'm sick of being called a walking pigeon! 1.3551 0.04216 214 154 44 16
642 We never thought Trump would be President either Jerry. 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
643 Now will you marry me?! 1.3551 0.04319 214 156 40 18
644 No. In fact, I don't even know what a Plan B is. 1.3551 0.04163 214 153 46 15
645 Impossible? Oh, really! The same people said Trump could never get elected president. 1.3548 0.04423 217 161 35 21
646 Please, please, please work. I can’t take one more subway ride. 1.3548 0.04123 217 155 47 15
647 I'll give a new meaning to "Fledermaus". 1.3541 0.04176 209 149 46 14
648 I may not be the hero Gotham needs, but I'm the hero it deserves. 1.3538 0.03912 212 147 55 10
649 Performance art was my ticket outta the sewer. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
650 You said the same thing about Bitcoin. 1.3538 0.04080 212 150 49 13
651 So, I convert to these and your family will accept me. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
652 You can be my wing man. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
653 If anyone could be President then I should be able to fly! 1.3538 0.04397 212 156 37 19
654 One small step for pigeon, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
655 Holy batshit, Robin! 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
656 da da da dah...Ratman!...da da da dah...RATMAN!! 1.3538 0.03912 212 147 55 10
657 Who's a flying rat now? 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
658 Trump is president, anything is possible. 1.3538 0.04547 212 159 31 22
659 How hard could it be? 1.3538 0.04345 212 155 39 18
660 How hard can it be? 1.3538 0.04135 212 151 47 14
661 That statue won’t know what hit it. 1.3538 0.04188 212 152 45 15
662 Have you ever taken the subway? 1.3535 0.04199 215 155 44 16
663 Okay, let’s show them what a real flying rat looks like. 1.3535 0.03987 215 151 52 12
664 When they say it to you, it is a perjorative. Trust me. 1.3527 0.04145 207 147 47 13
665 I've simply got to find a way to get out of this administration. 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
666 I prefer the term trans-species. 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
667 Look, if you can be a rat with feathers, I can be a pigeon with fur. 1.3524 0.04373 210 154 38 18
668 Believe me, no one is better at flying than I am. Believe me 1.3524 0.04320 210 153 40 17
669 Look at this way: If this succeeds, people will stop calling you pigeons "flying rats." 1.3524 0.04267 210 152 42 16
670 Pretty soon they'll be throwing bread at me in Central Park! 1.3524 0.04159 210 150 46 14
671 You're sure 'flying rats' isn't just a metaphor?" 1.3524 0.04048 210 148 50 12
672 Well, here goes my version of die Fledermaus. 1.3524 0.04373 210 154 38 18
673 Nobody flies as well as I do, believe me. 1.3521 0.04429 213 158 35 20
674 I know you think I’m a dirty rat, but I never took you for a stool pigeon! 1.3521 0.04172 213 153 45 15
675 OK, but shouldn't I start on the ground? 1.3519 0.03862 216 150 56 10
676 I'll try to get inside, but don't you think Trump Tower already has enough rats? 1.3510 0.04401 208 153 37 18
677 It's my tail, that's the problem, right? 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
678 Flying? No problem. I googled it. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
679 This is high point of my life so far. 1.3510 0.03956 208 145 53 10
680 I saw a pig do this November 2016. 1.3510 0.04556 208 156 31 21
681 Ready, Robin? 1.3510 0.04453 208 154 35 19
682 This will get me more retweets than that dumb pizza rat! 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
683 The Subways were a rat race. 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
684 Oh yeah, you try waiting 45 minutes for an E train to Queens. 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
685 Listen, I had a great time on our date but there’s something I have to confess … 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
686 They came with a lifetime warranty. 1.3510 0.04128 208 148 47 13
687 Natural selection my ass! 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
688 I don't care. This has GOT to be better than the subway. 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
689 No Phyllis, you're the dream crusher. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
690 Actually yes, I did drink a discarded energy drink 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
691 I swear...if that whole thing up there isn’t made of cheese... 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
692 If I can just get into the White House I know I can get a job. 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
693 Any advice? 1.3510 0.04294 208 151 41 16
694 I'm in the witness protection program. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
695 Quick Robin! It's the Rat Signal! 1.3510 0.04348 208 152 39 17
696 Okay, Janet, I'm ready to meet your parents. 1.3510 0.04239 208 150 43 15
697 Da na na na na na na na na na na na na... Rat Man! 1.3510 0.04184 208 149 45 14
698 Of course it's about a girl. 1.3510 0.04014 208 146 51 11
699 I got this idea from a book I was eating. 1.3498 0.04077 203 143 49 11
700 I'm so done with winter. Which way's south? 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
701 It's the Wright thing to do 1.3495 0.04482 206 153 34 19
702 So I poop on every third statue, right? 1.3495 0.03978 206 144 52 10
703 Look - if this works, we'll get your Robin costume first thing. 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
704 Mildred I told you. ... I IDENTIFY as a pigeon! 1.3495 0.04429 206 152 36 18
705 I will race you to the pizza slice on the subway stairs! 1.3495 0.04096 206 146 48 12
706 I'm really leaving you this time, Ethel and I'm not coming back. 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
707 Gravity is a Chinese hoax. 1.3495 0.04375 206 151 38 17
708 I need to rethink my Bucket List. 1.3495 0.03918 206 143 54 9
709 Respect, man, Respect! I'll promise I'll never call you a flying rat again. Now get this thing off of me. 1.3495 0.04153 206 147 46 13
710 So you’re saying when I’m up there, I can just poop wherever I want?! 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
711 One small step for pigeons—one giant step for Ratkind. 1.3495 0.04482 206 153 34 19
712 I saw a coyote try this once on TV. 1.3495 0.04210 206 148 44 14
713 I am a bat, not a rat. I am a bat, not a rat. I am a bat, not a rat. . . . 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
714 My agent said the only way I would get the lead in Die Fledermaus is "when rats fly." 1.3493 0.03941 209 146 53 10
715 On second thought, maybe I’ll use the stairwell. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
716 You’re no rat with wings! I’ll show them what a REAL rat with wings looks like! 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
717 I know I'm not Batman. You're not exactly Robin. 1.3487 0.04186 195 138 46 11
718 Once this hits YouTube, Pizza Rat is history. 1.3480 0.04178 204 146 45 13
719 I never have a plan. Once I get to DC, I’ll just wing it. 1.3480 0.04061 204 144 49 11
720 I heard they have open auditions for the 'Fledermaus.' 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
721 Don't pidgeonhole me. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
722 What do you mean I don't look like my profile picture? 1.3480 0.04120 204 145 47 12
723 Stop calling me a rat! I’m Die Fledermaus! 1.3480 0.04512 204 152 33 19
724 If I can navigate a maze, I should be able to do this! 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
725 The subways have just gotten so gross. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
726 I'll show you who is a flying rat. 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
727 They'll say, 'He was going like a rat out of Hell' 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
728 I found a Tony Robbins book at the landfill. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
729 You said it should just come naturally? 1.3478 0.04021 207 146 50 11
730 They call you pigeons "rats with wings." Well, here comes the REAL THING! 1.3478 0.04357 207 152 38 17
731 If you time your base jump just right, you’ll get your picture in the traffic camera 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
732 It's what's beneath my wings that worries me. 1.3478 0.04079 207 147 48 12
733 So I says, "You guys got the right idea!" I put these on and they just throw food at my feet! 1.3467 0.04126 199 141 47 11
734 “venever I hear die Fledermaus.... 1.3465 0.03962 202 141 52 9
735 Enough with the Steinbeck metaphors. 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
736 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin. 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
737 By day, I work the sewer at Wayne Manor. 1.3465 0.04085 202 143 48 11
738 To hell with Darwin! 1.3465 0.04262 202 146 42 14
739 Just promise me after this you'll show me how you get them to throw breadcrumbs at you. 1.3465 0.04319 202 147 40 15
740 Don't worry, I'm just gonna wing it 1.3463 0.03985 205 144 51 10
741 Coolest part is you can poop wherever you want. 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
742 So where did you say is that old lady with the popcorn? 1.3450 0.03985 200 140 51 9
743 Always working the sewers I started to feel pigeonholed. 1.3450 0.04047 200 141 49 10
744 One small step for me. One huge step for ratkind. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
745 That’s one small step for rat, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
746 Wagner wrote me an opera, of course I can fly. 1.3450 0.03724 200 136 59 5
747 It’s easy for you- you’re a natural born rat with wings. 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
748 No more furtive scurrying about in filthy, dark, dank subways. The life that should have been mine begins today! 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
749 I got tired of losing the rat race. 1.3450 0.04347 200 146 39 15
750 I know the ad said "BIRDS ONLY", but I really need this job. 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
751 OK Ratman, just remember: Swoop & Poop 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
752 I’ve seen pigs do this! 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
753 Mom told me that our relationship may not survive our differences. 1.3436 0.03777 195 133 57 5
754 And that’s the difference between figurative and literal. 1.3434 0.04433 198 146 36 16
755 Now we can finally tell your folks I converted. 1.3434 0.04256 198 143 42 13
756 Sure, I’m against animal testing too, but this sounded fun. 1.3434 0.04071 198 140 48 10
757 So...where is your favorite statue? 1.3433 0.04212 201 145 43 13
758 If I don't make it, please notify my next of vermin. 1.3433 0.04442 201 149 35 17
759 I'm so done with sidewalks and sewers. 1.3420 0.03652 193 130 60 3
760 Any advice? 1.3418 0.04283 196 142 41 13
761 Well you don’t look like the chick in your photo either 1.3418 0.04095 196 139 47 10
762 Any tips? 1.3418 0.04283 196 142 41 13
763 I've got the flying thing down, but what is your trick to get the white poop? 1.3418 0.04343 196 143 39 14
764 Wings will give us a whole new image! People will be feeding us in the park. 1.3418 0.04159 196 140 45 11
765 This is it Fran, after this your father will be forced to accept our love. 1.3418 0.04635 196 148 29 19
766 Spot me 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
767 How else am I going to win the rat race? 1.3402 0.04492 194 144 34 16
768 Maybe now they will feed me in the park. 1.3402 0.04184 194 139 44 11
769 I'm off to find Mr. Wright. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
770 It's either this or take the L train. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
771 The world is my dumpster. 1.3402 0.04247 194 140 42 12
772 ...and after this we'll go down in the subway and have some lunch. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
773 Yeah, well wait until you see who they cast as Bullwinkle. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
774 And you're sure this is how you got started? 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
775 Fish gotta walk. Rats gotta fly. 1.3402 0.04120 194 138 46 10
776 I await the Rat-Signal. 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
777 They call you guys “rats with wings”?!? I’ll show them rats with wings!! 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
778 ...and then the people on the benches feed me bread? 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
779 They want to see if it works for humans, but I have to try it first. 1.3402 0.04310 194 141 40 13
780 Pizza Rat raised the bar for all of us. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
781 Well, I've always identified as a bat. 1.3400 0.04338 200 147 38 15
782 I intend to be above the daily rat race from now on 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
783 I'm going to be GREAT at flying. THE BEST. 1.3385 0.04582 192 144 31 17
784 I think all I need is a little rebranding. 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
785 I may not be the hero this country needs, but most certainly the one it deserves 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
786 Beats flying Delta. 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
787 Everyone laughed at me. Said it was 'impossible' or 'stupid'. Look at me now Louise. Who's laughing now Louise! 1.3385 0.04078 192 136 47 9
788 You pigeons'll have to get a new nickname now. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
789 OK I am focused on the half eaten bagel by the food cart, what's next? 1.3385 0.04400 192 141 37 14
790 Here goes: it's either bat rat or rat splat. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
791 Don't worry, President Trump told me this was an excellent idea and would absolutely work. 1.3385 0.04522 192 143 33 16
792 Who's a flying rat now? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
793 Then I'll teach you how to scurry around a basement. 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
794 You're a rat with wings and so am I! 1.3385 0.04274 192 139 41 12
795 So you say the trick is to find them right after the car wash? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
796 I am cautiously optimistic 1.3385 0.03836 195 135 54 6
797 After all, there are flying squirrels you know, and we are related. 1.3370 0.04046 184 129 48 7
798 I got these on eBat. 1.3369 0.04479 187 138 35 14
799 I'm on my way to Washington to join the cabinet. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
800 Batman is popular, I give you that, but Ratman is so New York. 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
801 You sure we can’t just walk? 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
802 I hear they call this 'Intelligent Design'. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
803 Don’t listen to them Dale. You’re a pigeon just like the rest of us. 1.3368 0.04034 190 134 48 8
804 I got the flying part down, it's the pooping while I'm doing it that I'm working on. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
805 When we get to Trump Tower, we’ll expel our messages and meet back here. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
806 They’ll need to come up with a new nickname for you guys if this works. 1.3368 0.04366 190 139 38 13
807 Watch and learn. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
808 I'll be fine as long as I don't get too close to the sun. 1.3368 0.04170 190 136 44 10
809 Rats with wings, pigeons, they’re all just labels holding us back man. 1.3368 0.04103 190 135 46 9
810 This is even dumber than voting for Trump 1.3368 0.04553 190 142 32 16
811 Stop calling me coo-coo! 1.3368 0.04236 190 137 42 11
812 Now we're both rats with wings. 1.3368 0.04614 190 143 30 17
813 Just squawk if I fly too close to the sun. 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
814 I'd rather be doing Ibsen but superheroes are what sells. 1.3368 0.04127 193 138 45 10
815 Whatever. It can't be any worse than taking the L train. 1.3352 0.04070 182 128 47 7
816 Darwin, schmarwin. Here we go! 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
817 No, I just want to shit on joggers. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
818 It sure beats the subway. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
819 I identify as a dove. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
820 At least I admit that I’m a rat with wings. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
821 I'm not the hero this city needs, but the hero it deserves. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
822 I’d feel better if my instructor was a flying squirrel. 1.3351 0.04826 188 145 23 20
823 I hear the moon is made of cheese. 1.3351 0.04127 188 134 45 9
824 After I do this I'm in the fraternity, right? 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
825 Remember what I told you Earl, aim for the newly washed cars. 1.3351 0.04196 188 135 43 10
826 Let’s go shit on them all! 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
827 Pizza Rat really raised the bar for what it takes to go viral in this town. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
828 Ratty, I've served with many pigeons. I've known many pigeons. I've been friends with many pigeons. You, Ratty, are no pigeon. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
829 So I suppose you never saw pigs fly, either. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
830 If Mighty Mouse can fly, so can I! 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
831 YOU’RE a flying rat? Please! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.3333 0.04489 186 138 34 14
832 After this, I think I'll run for office. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
833 OK, so if I do this, you’ll drag a slice of pizza down the subway stairs? 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
834 It was this or buying a sports car. 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
835 Found a can of RedBull in a dumpster. 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
836 Gotta go -- I'm off to my audition for Die Fledermaus. 1.3333 0.03860 180 124 52 4
837 You've been called a flying rat, but I want to BE a flying rat. 1.3333 0.04315 180 130 40 10
838 I'll never be who you want me to be. 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
839 I'm calling it "Vermin Air". 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
840 They say pigeons are just rats with wings. 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
841 Now that Trump is President and pigs can fly, why not me? 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
842 It’s just the landing I’m not one hundred percent sure of. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
843 ...And one giant leap for ratkind! 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
844 If YOU can be a"flying rat", I sure as hell can too. 1.3333 0.04606 183 137 31 15
845 Do you think the tourists will feed me now? 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
846 Icarus who? 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
847 Actually, I'm my owner's 9th grade Science Fair entry. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
848 The subway is getting a little crowded. 1.3333 0.04152 186 133 44 9
849 Mom said I can be anything I want to be 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
850 Do I bob my head? 1.3333 0.03977 183 128 49 6
851 And people say "Donald, you have the biggest wingspan in history" 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
852 Of course it’s dangerous. That’s why I’m the best-paid lab rat in Yonkers. 1.3333 0.04222 186 134 42 10
853 If you’re not living on the edge you’re taking up too much space. 1.3333 0.04338 183 133 39 11
854 Rat with wings? Ha! I'm a pigeon with balls! 1.3333 0.04671 183 138 29 16
855 My therapist said get out of the gutter and seek new heights! 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
856 Relax. If they don’t work there’s a moneyback guarantee. 1.3316 0.04481 190 142 33 15
857 The only thing I still find difficult is pooping in mid flight. 1.3316 0.04291 190 139 39 12
858 You guys make this look so easy. 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
859 Of course I can fly! Stop listening to fake shrews! 1.3315 0.04318 184 134 39 11
860 Stop calling me Sully. 1.3315 0.04249 184 133 41 10
861 Hey Mom, are you sure I am not adopted? 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
862 Get ready Gotham! It's Ratman and Pigeon!! 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
863 Well I got the plans from Elon Muskrat... 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
864 There's more than one way to win the rat race. 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
865 Do these wings make me look fat? 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
866 I'm species-fluid. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
867 I have to, Sheila, it's the only way your family will accept me. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
868 So my parents named me Icarus, and right then my days of rotten pizza and dodging traps were over. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
869 Sewer rat no more, I'm going to make a splash on Broadway. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
870 When I said I’d convert for you, I meant meeting with the Rabbi. This is a bit much 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
871 Someone has to change the narrative. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
872 Bye Bye, Birdie 1.3315 0.04572 181 135 32 14
873 It’s called Method Acting, Why? 1.3315 0.04223 181 130 42 9
874 I don't know, Ratman and Pigeon doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.3315 0.03922 181 126 50 5
875 If Skinner had only lived to see this! 1.3297 0.04551 182 136 32 14
876 We they go low, I go high. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
877 I've had enough of these New York winters. I'll see you in Miami! 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
878 The mouse that soared. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
879 Coo all you want, but this makes you an enabler. 1.3296 0.03781 179 123 53 3
880 I’m trying to get on the fake news. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
881 Look, there is no problems with my science just your negative attitude. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
882 I think “Ratman and Pigeon” has a nice ring to it. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
883 You said you've done this before, right? 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
884 If I make it to the park are you sure they're going to feed me? 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
885 I'll try anything once if it will get old folks to feed me crumbs. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
886 I just can't just stand around waiting for evolution. 1.3296 0.04739 179 136 27 16
887 They call you guys rats with wings. I figured I'd give it a shot. 1.3296 0.04672 179 135 29 15
888 ...So I can do to cats what you do to statues 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
889 One giant leap for rat kind... 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
890 If a birdbrain like you can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
891 Mock me if you want, but a real rat with wings will make you obsolete. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
892 Call me by your name. 1.3296 0.04395 179 131 37 11
893 I’m sorry Helen, I’m not who you think I am. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
894 It's called 'method acting'. You wouldn't understand. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
895 This is one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rodent-kind. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
896 Yes, pooping on people is as fun as it looks! 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
897 I can skip the subway, grab something at the dumpster, and make it to my girlfriend's in time for dinner. 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
898 Point out the one who called you a rat with wings. 1.3279 0.04395 183 135 36 12
899 Because if he can be president, maybe I can fly! 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
900 You're a rat with wings? I'll show 'em a rat with wings! 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
901 Are you sure this will get more views than Pizza Rat? 1.3278 0.04716 180 137 27 16
902 I know more about flying than you do. Believe me. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
903 I heard them call you a rat with wings and I thought- hey, why not? 1.3277 0.04125 177 126 44 7
904 Next March Madness, we go back to betting a simple slice of pizza. 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
905 If any idiot can be President, it can't be that hard to fly. 1.3277 0.04774 177 135 26 16
906 I just have to find out if it's really made out of cheese. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
907 Believe me, you're going to need more than a wing and a prayer. 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
908 Honey, if this works, your parents will have to say yes! 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
909 They want a rat with wings, I'll give them a rat with wings. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
910 There was just too much red tape at the lab. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
911 Call pigeons 'rats of the sky,' eh? Wait until they see me. 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
912 Leonardo. What's yours? 1.3277 0.04637 177 133 30 14
913 Damn, I forgot the GoPro! 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
914 The salesman promised me a full refund if they didn't work 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
915 Beats the subway. 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
916 When they called you a rat with wings, I thought now there’s an idea. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
917 Of course I'm your wing man. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
918 Rat: This IS how evolution works right? Bird: Yep. Natural selection in action. 1.3277 0.04706 177 134 28 15
919 I may have been assigned a rat at birth but I identify as a bat. 1.3277 0.04425 177 130 36 11
920 Your certain that your tail feathers play no role in this? 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
921 If I don’t make it you can have my pretzel collection. 1.3258 0.04027 178 126 46 6
922 Yeah, but imagine the publicity if I'm able to crash land myself in the Hudson. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
923 If this works, my darling, they'll have to let us get married. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
924 I am rodent,watch me soar 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
925 Yeah? Well you're no Robin either 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
926 They said when pigs fly but I mean, come on, it's New York. Where are we gonna find one of those? 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
927 Can't you just accept me for who I am? 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
928 I got tired of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
929 Just one last thing....if I don't make it, promise me that you won't have me for lunch 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
930 But if *that* doesn't happen, I soar, right? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
931 So, you’ve taught other rats but you can’t provide references? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
932 If this doesn't work, take care of my dumpsters! 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
933 No, it's the only way we can be together, Margaret. Whatever happens, remember I love you. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
934 So mom says, “Norbert, stop dreamin’ your life away. You gotta get out of the rat race and start livin’ your dreams! 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
935 Follow me. You can be my Robin, 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
936 Remember, I'm Bat Rat and you're Robin. 1.3257 0.04600 175 131 31 13
937 Besides Mighty Mouse, rodents are grossly under-represented in the superhero genre 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
938 I got this. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
939 I don't give a rat's ass about when pigs fly. 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
940 Yeah, well you don't look like a Robin. 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
941 I’m not the hero they need, but I am the hero they deserve 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
942 I may live in the sewer, but my head's in the clouds. 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
943 Yes, I'm Die Fledermaus 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
944 Of course I made 'em myself. Ya think I'm gonna trust them other rats! 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
945 Do these wings make me look fat? 1.3239 0.04648 176 133 29 14
946 I meant that he would become president when PIGS fly. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
947 They won’t pigeonhole me! 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
948 Mother fucker, don’t tell me what I can’t do. 1.3237 0.04846 173 133 24 16
949 Let me Rat-splain how flying works. 1.3237 0.04560 173 129 32 12
950 That's one small step for a rat, one giant leap for metaphors. 1.3237 0.04633 173 130 30 13
951 If a birdbrain like you can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3237 0.04094 173 123 44 6
952 Should work. I copied it from one of Michelangelo's notebooks. 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
953 You are sure this will cure my constipation. 1.3237 0.04255 173 125 40 8
954 I'm doing this for the pigs. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
955 Now all I have to do is learn to tweet. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
956 I'll just wing it!!! 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
957 Pest control will never see me coming. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
958 Free bread crumbs in the park? You bet your ass this is worth it. 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
959 I'll be Batman, and you will be my Robin. 1.3235 0.04384 170 124 37 9
960 Come on, you can still do it. It’s just like riding a bike. 1.3235 0.03878 170 118 49 3
961 And wasn’t there something about getting too close to the sun? 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
962 On second thought, I think I'll just enjoy the view. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
963 OK, down to 71st Street and poop on the green Hummer, right? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
964 Next it'll be pigs 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
965 I will finally experience the joy of pooping on someone's head. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
966 It is my destiny to win the rat race. 1.3218 0.04610 174 131 30 13
967 I just wanna know why you guys get to be called ‘flying rats’. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
968 They need me over at Trump Tower. 1.3218 0.04682 174 132 28 14
969 I bought this used off a Lemming friend of mine who used it only once. 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
970 And you say this is how all birds learn to fly? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
971 Ok who do I poop on again? 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
972 But how do you flap AND poop? 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
973 It's worth it to avoid the TSA. 1.3216 0.04201 171 123 41 7
974 Hey, if a dumb elephant can do it with a stupid feather... 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
975 Why wouldn't this test work as well from the second floor? 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
976 If pigs can do it, so can I. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
977 The subways are getting crowded. 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
978 They do really look like ants. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
979 Stop looking at me like that. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
980 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da! Ratmaaaaaan! 1.3216 0.04592 171 128 31 12
981 You met me at a strange time in my life 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
982 I just like to hear the crowd yell "don't jump." 1.3216 0.04517 171 127 33 11
983 I need an edge in this rat race. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
984 You're not a rat with wings. I am. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
985 I'm finally getting out of the rat race for good! 1.3216 0.04201 171 123 41 7
986 I would prefer to be remembered as a stool pigeon. 1.3200 0.04728 175 134 26 15
987 The pigs declined. 1.3200 0.04515 175 131 32 12
988 The difference between me and you? Initiative. 1.3200 0.04442 175 130 34 11
989 My therapist said I should spread my wings... 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
990 We are re-branding. A year from now we’ll be known as “scurrying pigeons.” 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
991 We'll see who's the real flying rat! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
992 Any last minute tips? 1.3195 0.04849 169 130 24 15
993 If he can be president, why can't I be a superhero? 1.3195 0.04701 169 128 28 13
994 I heard Strauss wrote a whole opera about it, so I thought I'd give it a try. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
995 Keep an eye out for flying cats. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
996 and that’s how I met your mother 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
997 Now, where’s my Go-Pro? 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
998 And we'll call you Robin. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
999 My parents will love you, even if you don't convert 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1000 If those stupid flying squirrels can do it, how hard can it be? 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1001 What’s the best case scenario ? 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1002 And people call You a rat with wings. 1.3195 0.04144 169 121 42 6
1003 Well, if Trump can become president.... 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
1004 One small step for a rat; one giant leap for rat-kind. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1005 I saw the Met's Da Vinci exhibit three times. I got this. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1006 Sure, it's risky, but I'm done scurrying. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1007 It's all about confidence... isn't it? 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1008 I just want to fly before the pigs do. 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1009 Just think of it as jumpstarting evolution. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1010 Get your phone out, this is gonna be good! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1011 if pigs can fly, so can we. 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1012 It looked easier when I was standing on the ground! 1.3195 0.04228 169 122 40 7
1013 Just jump? That's easy for you to say! 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1014 FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you." 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1015 I'm breaking the pigs' flight monopoly. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1016 For the last time, Dave, this is cultural misappropriation, and frankly, I'm sick of it. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1017 They think you’re a flying rat! I’ll show them a flying rat. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1018 Finally, my turn to bat. 1.3176 0.04751 170 130 26 14
1019 Ok! I’ll meet you down there. 1.3176 0.04123 170 122 42 6
1020 I'm fed up with the subway 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1021 Hey I'm no batman, but you're no robin either. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1022 "Ikarus?" What does a Swedish furniture store know about flight? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1023 Batrat just has a nicer ring to it, don't you think? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1024 No YOU open YOUR eyes. Qualifications and experience have become quaint artifacts of history. 1.3174 0.04812 167 128 25 14
1025 It's always been my dream to be a carrier rat. 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1026 If this works, we'll both be flying rats. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1027 I'm confident about flying, but explain the statue thing to me again. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1028 Try to understand. Inside, I'm a bat. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1029 Of course I know how. I have three online course degrees to prove it! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1030 All mice have dreams. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1031 No, this is not cultural appropriation! 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1032 Tell me again why I should buy the extended warranty. 1.3174 0.04255 167 121 39 7
1033 Die Fledermaus is a demanding production. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1034 Ok listen - What's the worst that can happen.... 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1035 Here I come to save the day... 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1036 Dudda dudda dudda dudda Dudda dudda dudda dudda Ratman ! 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1037 So you're saying people will give me breadcrumbs if I wear these wings? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1038 Transitioning. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1039 They call pigeons rats with wings and I got thinkin'...... 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1040 A word of caution. Don't fly too close to the sun. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1041 When this works and I poop on a statue won't you look silly? 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1042 Wait a moment. I have to do WHAT to pedestrians? 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1043 We're not that different, you and I. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1044 Birds of a feather, vermin forever! 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1045 Bob, if a rich guy named Bruce Wayne can do this, a rat who's survived five Manhattan winters can too. 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1046 I, Icarat, shall reach the sun! 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
1047 you asked me to work on our relationship. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1048 I've always self-identified as a pigeon, species-wise. Now we'll see if it flies. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
1049 Yes, you’re a rat, and I’m a stool pigeon. When I said we’re the same, this is not what I meant. 1.3171 0.04797 164 125 26 13
1050 ‘Na, na, na, na, na Rat Man, Rat Man. 1.3171 0.04216 164 118 40 6
1051 It's the fastest way to get to the Lower East Side. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
1052 If you can be a flying rat, then gosh darn it so can I. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
1053 We'll see who the bottom feeder is now. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1054 Confession time, Loretta. I'm just a rat. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1055 Step off? That's all you've got? 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1056 I’ll do this, but I won’t convert. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1057 ...... One small step for ratkind. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1058 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think. 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1059 On second thought, maybe I should do a test flight by jumping off a curb. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1060 One great step for verminkind! 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1061 That's right, Birdboy. If this works, Ratman is gonna need a sidekick. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1062 No, I never saw the end of ‘Birdman’, why? 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1063 You're not the only flying rat in this town! 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1064 If this works, we're 'Ratman and Bobbin'' and we'll clean up this city. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1065 You're a stool pigeon and i'm a rat. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1066 ...but I always thought he was singing, "Straighten Up and Fly, Rat!" 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1067 It’s time we all evolve, Horace. 1.3152 0.04367 165 121 36 8
1068 Don't be so bigoted; I identify as a pigeon now. 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
1069 Birds do it, bees do it, now my educated fleas are gonna do it. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1070 They want a flying rat, I will give them a flying rat! 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
1071 If this works, pigs are next. I'll be rich if some people keep their word. 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
1072 Hey, it beats dragging a piece of pizza around in the basement. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1073 Just one more step to permanently delete my Facebook. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1074 So this is how you got your start? 1.3148 0.04673 162 122 29 11
1075 Just to be sure, that's the Trump Tower, right? 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1076 Beats taking the sewer during rush hour 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1077 I am literal and you are just metaphorical. 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1078 ??? If Dirty Nasty Pigeons fly, beyond the Hudson River wide, why-oh-why caaannnt' I I I ? ??? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1079 Ratman and Pigeon! We'll be huge! 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
1080 On second thought, I’d rather fight. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1081 Yes, it really is a race. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1082 Sure... but the other fifty is you probably die. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1083 It can't be any dumber than that maze thing. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1084 I heard some pigs tried it once, so I thought ‘why not?’ 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1085 Yeah, I decided long ago that cross-town traffic at this hour was just not worth dealing with. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1086 I'm not worried, they came with a double-your-money-back guarantee. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1087 Of course I can fly, you bird brain! 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1088 Consider this an evolutionary leap. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1089 You're very kind, but they're extensions 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1090 I got these on eBay ... watch this... 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1091 Nah nah nah nah nah nah RAT MAN! 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1092 You don't have a rat's chance of making it. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1093 I spent the best years of my life being injected, electrified and run through mazes. But over time, I picked up enough bits of scientific knowledge to attempt my escape. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1094 If this doesn't work - I'm going to be real annoyed. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1095 But how do you know when to poop? 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1096 But then you must agree to walk on the subway tracks during rush hour 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1097 What do you mean there are already flying rats? 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1098 Last time I tried this, Hurricane Sandy took me to Copenhagen. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1099 ...And you’re not a robin. This is about fighting crime, not authenticity. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1100 You're the wind beneath my wings, Esther. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1101 Yeah, maybe it'll work better from higher up. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1102 One way or the other it'll be out of the rat race for me. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1103 Sure, it's dangerous. But the tourists love it. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1104 They all laughed at the Wright Brothers' hamster, too. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1105 I don't care if your commute is faster. Next time we're taking the subway. 1.3129 0.04130 163 117 41 5
1106 o.k. then, Let's see if they can tell us apart now. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1107 I know, but could you call yourself Robin? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1108 Let's face it, I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1109 Do you see the rat symbol in the sky? 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1110 Icarus shmicarus. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1111 It’s called “intelligent design”...same reason you stopped being a dinosaur. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1112 If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1113 Looks like you'll have to re-brand once we master this. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1114 Not a problem if it doesn't work. I kept my receipt. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1115 I know...but how else am I going to get out to the Hamptons on a Friday afternoon? 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1116 Hey, you're a different height than what you said in your profile, so consider us even! 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1117 What's your favorite statue? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1118 Sometimes evolution needs a little help. 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1119 Well...I heard all the pigs are doing it. 1.3129 0.05039 163 128 19 16
1120 It all started when I developed this burning desire to crap on on heads of statues. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1121 All of the pigs are already flying, so we're next in line. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1122 They call you guys “rats with wings”. I’m going to be a pigeon with teeth! 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1123 ?? ?? ?? ?? Heeeere I come to save the daaaay................... 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
1124 OK, but after this, you have to drag a slice of pizza down the stairs while someone shoots a video 1.3129 0.04886 163 126 23 14
1125 'It was a graduation gift from my life coach' 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
1126 Your parents will have to accept me now! 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
1127 I’m sorry, my sidekick has to be a robin. 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
1128 What can happen, right? 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1129 It dawned on me, with all the pigs flying, I have to take my shot. 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1130 Hey, if Trump can become President this should be easy. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1131 People call you a rat with wings too, you know, 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1132 And you’re sure people will just throw their bread at me? 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1133 Look, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1134 Who the hell is Leonardo da Vinci? 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
1135 Because the Kushners can no longer afford stone gargoyles. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1136 I'd like to see you try to crawl through a sewer and come up in a toilet. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1137 If this works I'll show you the sewers and how to chew through anything. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
1138 Believe it or not, this will be my first time. 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1139 Icarus didn’t listen. Will you? 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
1140 See you in Mar-a-Lago, sucker! 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1141 I'm exactly what I appear to be: a high-flying infester. 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
1142 End of discussion. We're both flying rats, okay? 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1143 ‘Rat Man and Pigeon.’ Guess that will have to do. 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1144 If it's not possible, why did they sell me these wings? 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
1145 Everybody's a critic. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1146 And then it hit me, "what's so bad about rats with wings?" 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
1147 This has got to be better than taking the subway. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1148 I was born a rat- but I self-identify as a bat. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1149 All I'm saying is there are some unavoidable biological constraints, dude. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1150 Don’t worry. The lesson comes with a money back guarantee. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1151 It can’t be that hard. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1152 Betcha I’m the first one to reach the ground. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1153 I just want to feel the wind in my hair. 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1154 Yeah, but I still identify as a rat. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1155 Ok, I ate the yogurt and blueberries, now how do I aim? 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1156 I found them in a box marked "Free" on Wall Street. 1.3101 0.04481 158 117 33 8
1157 Pigeons are just flying rats? I'll show them a flying rat! 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1158 Just call me, Icarats 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1159 I believe in truth, justice and American cheese. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1160 You know what they say: dress for the job you want. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1161 No, I'm not bat shit crazy. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1162 I'm Ratman, you're Robin 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
1163 Come along, Pigeon Lad! There is much filth and disease to spread throughout this city! 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1164 And you said they'll throw bread crumbs to me? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1165 I really DO want this relationship to work, but don't you think your parents will learn to love me even if we just walk to their place? 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1166 All right, already. But don't expect me to lay an egg when I land. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1167 I wish we could have started on a bunny slope. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1168 Don't fly too close to the slum. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
1169 Because 'Rat-Man and Pigeon' doesn't have the same ring to it, that's why. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
1170 In theory, they won't be able to tell us apart. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1171 When you say you’re proficient on your resume but then they ask for a demonstration. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1172 It's for a podcast. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1173 Just Jump ?". How about I take you to the sewer and say " Just Jump? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1174 I got tired of people calling me a pigeon without wings. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1175 I'm trans-species . . . . rat to bat. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1176 This isn’t what I had in mind when I asked you to be my wingman 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1177 Nothing personal, but subway travel is for the birds. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1178 To the Ratmobile, Bobbin'! 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1179 You do what you want. I’m not paying surge pricing on an Uber pool. 1.3077 0.05032 156 122 20 14
1180 This town ain't big enough for the thirty million of us. 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1181 Call me Icarat. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1182 I figure if anyone can be President, why can't I be a pigeon. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1183 This is how you learned right? 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1184 Now tell me again what I am supposed to do when I fly over someone's head. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
1185 It's not a competition 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
1186 It's Time Square. Tourists will pay big for a picture with Ratman and Bobbin! 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
1187 You're telling me this is how the chicken crossed the road? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
1188 I'm the hero New York deserves... 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1189 We are now Ratman and Bobbin! 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
1190 So they call you guys flying rats, huh? Wait 'til they get a load of me. 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1191 Why won't it work? They say you're just a rat with wings. 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
1192 For years, I've felt pigeonholed. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1193 There's nature, then there's nurture. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1194 are you sure your parents will finally accept me? 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1195 Da na na na na na na na na na na na na... Rat Man! 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1196 Born in the sewers but sky's the limit. Yeah, I'm living the dream. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1197 NOW IF TRUMP CAN WING IT, WHY CAN'T I????? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1198 So, rats with wings is it? I'll show you rats with wings! 1.3052 0.05074 154 121 19 14
1199 I’ve disappointed my father for the last time. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1200 Honestly, I was sick of the rat race. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1201 Apparently pigs can. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1202 With the overcrowding, scurrying isn't effective anymore. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1203 I figure it's just a difference of one letter. 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
1204 It is not the most intellectual or strongest that survives, but the species that is able to adapt and best adjust.. 1.3052 0.04255 154 112 37 5
1205 Yeah, well I look as much like Batman as you look like Robin. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1206 Because I'm the hero Gotham deserves... 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
1207 They say you guys are just rats with wings. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1208 What about 'Ratman' - too obvious? 1.3052 0.04353 154 113 35 6
1209 I thought my agent was joking, but hey, they gave Ben Affleck a shot at this. 1.3052 0.04989 154 120 21 13
1210 Forget Pigeon. From now on you’re Robin. 1.3052 0.04727 154 117 27 10
1211 Birds gotta sing. Rats gotta fly. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1212 Well, I might not be Batman, but you are certainly no Robin. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1213 They won't let me fly as an emotional support companion, so... 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1214 I'm the hero they deserve, but not the one they need. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1215 Why do I always have to be the wingman? 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
1216 Everybody has a midlife crisis. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1217 Risky, yes. But you’ve never had to depend on the A train. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1218 I'm taking dumpster diving to the next level. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1219 I know, but you were the one wanting a show of commitment to our relationship 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1220 How much could it hurt? 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
1221 I’m training for the lead in “The Mouse that Soared”. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1222 If I go splat, feel free to eat me. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1223 For the record, we weren’t the ones who called you ‘rats with wings.’ 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1224 Of COURSE they're modeled on bat wings. Do I look like a damn bird? 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1225 I've had enough of this rat race. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1226 Call me Icarat. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
1227 I'm not worried. It's guaranteed for life. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1228 They say, 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.3032 0.04232 155 113 37 5
1229 What exactly about 'Ratman and Pigeon' sounds derivative to you? 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
1230 I'll die the way I lived... Freaking people the fuck out. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
1231 I want to get hired by Amazon 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1232 This is what Darwin was talking about. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1233 I've got dreams...big dreams. Sure, I came up the hard way by the stairs, but I am going to fly into history. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1234 You know what? This is starting to feel like a trap. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1235 They want a rat with wings, I'll give them a rat with wings. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1236 I gotta be me!!! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1237 One leap for rat kind. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1238 If this works out I'm hoping I never have to take the subway again 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1239 I don’t think they mean it literally, Carl. 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
1240 Dada Dada Dada Da.....Ratman! 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1241 I'll try this, you try living in the sewer. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1242 Just take me back to the basement. I promise, no more flying rat jokes. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1243 The species-identity movement has come a long way. 1.3026 0.04073 152 109 40 3
1244 You said your parents would never accept me as I am. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1245 It’s on my thimble list. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1246 They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1247 Ok, I'm ready. As soon as you see someone drop a bagel, I'll be right behind you. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1248 This'll work. I'm sure Wile E. Coyote just misread the instructions. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1249 If you call me Batman, I'll call you Robin. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1250 Can't you see, Loretta? If we're gonna build a future together, it can't be in the sewers. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1251 Can you go over the landing part one more time.... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1252 So would you recommend gliding or flapping? 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1253 I’m auditioning for Die Fledermaus next week. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1254 It’s time I live my truth. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1255 Sure, it's overly-ambitious and completely unrealistic, but it's my evolutionary imperative. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1256 Think happy thoughts... think happy thoughts... 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1257 Of course nobody will notice until it's on YouTube. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1258 I know I'm adopted mom, but I gotta do it! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1259 Hey, I did not rat on my cousin. I'm no stool pigeon and this should prove it. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1260 It's all in the wrist. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1261 You may have heard of me and my brother Orville, the Rat Brothers. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1262 It's all in the wrist. 1.3026 0.04481 152 113 32 7
1263 You don't hear us calling ourselves the 'pigeons of the ground' do you? 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1264 You wrestle one slice of pizza, people assume you're a superhero. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1265 If this works, I’m heading straight for the popcorn in Central Park. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1266 I'm not worried about the flying part,It's the landing. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1267 I'm tired of being referred to as "pigeon without wings". 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1268 Can't we just take an Uber? 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
1269 Tonight, we rewrite epidemiology! 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1270 I hope this power failure is over soon; I'm sick of being the Bat-signal. 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1271 These actually make me a pigeon in the eyes of the law. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1272 Which way to Trump Tower? I'm late for an appointment." 1.3007 0.05087 153 121 18 14
1273 You're still my wingman, right? 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1274 Now that I'm delivering messages, what are you doing? Email? 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1275 No, I AM the rat with wings. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1276 I'm not leaving the sinking ship - I'm just taking a break from the hostile political environment. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1277 It's our final chance at upward mobility! 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1278 I got this. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1279 Because this is a lot more fun than hanging upside down! 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1280 My therapist thought it might help make me more repulsive. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1281 So the rental guy tried to upsell me a GPS. I mean, what an idiot, right? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1282 Your Uber Eats driver is on his way. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1283 I can’t do this unless you throw some cheese over the ledge. 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1284 Okay, so flapping these, like this, will pull me out of the initial steep dive, right? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1285 Here I come to save the day... 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1286 I just want to see these morons' faces when they see a real flying rat. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1287 Pigeons are flying rats huh? I'll show you a flying rat. 1.3000 0.05072 150 118 19 13
1288 MIGHTY MOUSE MADE IT LOOK EASY 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1289 The subway has gotten too dirty for me. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1290 Just once, I want to dive bomb a tourist. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1291 It's more reliable than taking the subway. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1292 I voted against the merger. 1.3000 0.04204 150 109 37 4
1293 And after I get the hang of this, I'll show you the sewers. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1294 I'm bringing new meaning to the term "rat-race". 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1295 Death to metaphors... 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1296 Call me crazy, but I really think this is going to strengthen our relationship. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1297 I know it's risky, but it's worth it to get out of here before Mueller traps me. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
1298 I keep hearing them call YOU a 'rat with wings' so I figured, what the hell. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1299 My dad will still not approve of you. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
1300 My name is Muskrat. Elon Muskrat. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
1301 Fish gotta swim, rats gotta fly... 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
1302 ?After I deliver the message do I have to FLY back here, or do they BRING me back here?" 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1303 Nobody ever sits and feeds the rats; this should fool them. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1304 Is there still time to qualify my ‘I can do anything you can do’ statement? 1.2993 0.04254 147 107 36 4
1305 Eventually, you just gotta lean into it. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1306 Look who’s calling who a rat with wings. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1307 And then what? 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1308 I wish you'd just embrace your ratness. 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
1309 "Rats with wings": to you, it's an insult, but for me, it's my greatest dream. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1310 Hmmm, seems like cultural appropriation to me... 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1311 Let's go over it again: I soar like an eagle, the video goes viral, and I'm invited to give a TED Talk, right? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
1312 How do you think I got all the way up here anyway? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1313 Are you sure Leonardo said this would work? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1314 It’s cut my commute time in half. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1315 Quick! To the Ratmobile! 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1316 Remind me again why I'm pledging a pigeon fraternity. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1317 Winged rat, huh? I'll show you a winged rat! 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1318 I’m just glad mom and dad never kept any secrets from us. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1319 You sure this will end with me getting bread crumbs? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1320 The Columbus statue first and then Jackson's. Got it. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1321 So Ralphie sez to me, what, you don't keep a bucket list? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1322 So if it doesn't work, you say I'll get my money back? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1323 My life coach told me to embrace change. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1324 Stick with me bird-brain and we'll take over the drone delivery business. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1325 Uber refused to pick me up 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1326 if Mighty Mouse can do it, so can i 1.2993 0.04362 147 108 34 5
1327 They're a gift my cousin Wile E Coyote, he's a super genius, what could go wrong ? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1328 $1500 for an image consultant and this is what he came up with. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1329 Remind me again how we're related? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1330 Well, aren't Bucket Lists supposed to take you out of your comfort zone? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1331 My wife calls this a mid-life crisis. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1332 So they call you a rat with wings, huh? I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1333 Any last minute advice? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1334 I on the other hand can remove my "wings" if I need to, miss smarty pants 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1335 How hard could it be? 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
1336 Aim for the park, land on your hind legs and try to look like you own the joint. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1337 Don’t worry. I tested this in the lab. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1338 Trust me it's a socially upward move. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
1339 Got any tips? 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
1340 I'm tired of taking the subway. 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1341 Getting a head start on the rat race 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
1342 One step for a rat, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
1343 I'll go first to see if it's safe 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1344 If they think you're a rat with wings, wait until they get a load of me. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
1345 If this doesn’t turn out well, tell Minnie Mouse I’ve always loved her... 1.2986 0.05033 144 112 21 11
1346 Gonna show 'em what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2986 0.04073 144 103 39 2
1347 If it works, then will you marry me? 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
1348 I've heard it's safer than flying United Airlines. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1349 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin. 1.2973 0.05204 148 118 16 14
1350 I must go Alfred, Gotham needs me. 1.2973 0.04932 148 115 22 11
1351 Did I mention that I'm seeing a life coach? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1352 Don't worry, I kept the reciept 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1353 The hero Gotham deserves. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1354 You know, when you asked if I wanted to be a guinea pig, I just thought you were offering me steroids. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1355 How can it be cultural appropriation if its so functional. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1356 Identity theft isn't a joke Jerry! 1.2966 0.04280 145 106 35 4
1357 (Singing)" Here I am to Save the day, Mighty Mouse is on his way." 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1358 Stop being so smug, this is how the Wright Brothers started! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1359 Metaphor Test, Take 1 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1360 Okay, now you will see who is the better "rat with wings." 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1361 To squeak, perchance to dream! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1362 If this doesn't work, look after my 35 wives and 1,422,670 kids, will ya, Grant? 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1363 So, I said to myself, "It's this or three more years of Trump. What's to lose?" 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1364 I’m the hero Gotham needs 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1365 Introducing the new Facebook Messenger. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1366 Icarus' real problem was he had no tail. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1367 Just think, if this works we'll be famous, Ratman and Robin. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1368 First I'm hitting Woody Allen's place. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1369 No, I'm just covering for the bat until sunset. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1370 Geez. If I were blind as a bat this would be a hell of a lot easier. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1371 Well, he's not really a bat either 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1372 You try living in the sewers your whole life. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1373 Look, they're made of high performance fabric, I'm only flying at night and I'll keep pretty low. So drop the Icarus crap, and let me enjoy this, Sylvia! 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1374 You may call this batty, but I'm sick and tired of being part of the rat race 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1375 It’s nice, but I still miss the L Train. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1376 You're sure I can transfer at Fifth Avenue? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1377 You want to see a rat with wings. I'll show you a rat with wings. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1378 I know...fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly...but the subway commute is killing me! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1379 And you ain't no Robin, either 1.2966 0.05190 145 115 17 13
1380 I'm tired of you being referred to as "a rat with wings". 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1381 And you're sure that coupon for three lessons hasn't expired? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1382 ...dadah dadah dadah...dadah dadah dadah..RATMAN!. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1383 I know, I know. It does seem like a batty idea. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1384 Ratman and Pigeon, we'd make a great duo. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1385 Dumb idea!? As opposed to, like, living in a subway tunnel? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1386 Tomorrow we’re hanging out in the subway 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1387 I was taught you just jump! It worked for me. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1388 The subway got too crowded. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1389 If I pull this off, your days in the plaza are numbered. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1390 And please stop calling me Icarus. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1391 You do it regularly, you weigh more than I do....how difficult could it be? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1392 If Trump can do it, so can I! 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1393 Follow my lead in case things start to go south. 1.2966 0.04280 145 106 35 4
1394 You're sure it's okay to do this with diarrhea? 1.2966 0.04167 145 105 37 3
1395 Even if I survive this, there'll be no poop left for that statue. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1396 Flying rat? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1397 Trust me. Before too long, they'll be calling you guys pigeons again. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1398 Are you sure your parents will like me? 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1399 Pizza won't get you internet famous anymore. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1400 Get it? Fledermaus. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1401 Don't you know how many views Pizza Rat got? 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1402 I hear people call you guys flying rats, so I figured, what the heck, give it a shot. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1403 Da Vinci said it would work. 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
1404 I still don't understand how you aim for their heads while you're flying. 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1405 So this is what happens to stool pigeons. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1406 Rats with wings? Ha. I’ll show em rats with wings. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1407 Uber Schmuber! 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
1408 If this works they'll be feeding me in the park! 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1409 It’s more of an homage to pigeon culture 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1410 I know it's crazy - but it's this or another twenty years in the rat race. 1.2966 0.04906 145 112 23 10
1411 I'll be damned if I go back to using the Subway!!! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1412 We'll see who is the real 'winged rat', you imposter! 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1413 I've read that bats can get out of hell 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1414 I'm going to bomb the tomcat. Follow me . . . 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1415 What you call an insult, I call free bread crumbs. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1416 That's funny - they call me that too. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1417 I can hit a parked car every time , but I'm still working on Central Park joggers. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1418 November 8, 2016 -- pigs flew, now it's my turn! 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
1419 You're the one they call a flying rat. YOU tell ME. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1420 There’s someone I want to poop on. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1421 Trust me. This is definitely safer than flying on United. 1.2945 0.05066 146 115 19 12
1422 Your turn to carry the plague. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1423 After the kids left for college, I realized that I needed a hobby—And I’ve never been much of a bowler. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1424 You think this is bad? I was the giant inflatable union rat in my last job. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1425 If you had to choose between food and cocaine every day for a year, you'd act a little flighty, too. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1426 But if I do, will you marry me? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1427 Just point me in the direction of Trump Tower. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1428 People throw good seeds at you in the park, I eat stinkin' garbage; do I need another reason? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1429 No offense, buddy, but let me show you what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1430 I shall go down in History as the first true Fledermaus 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1431 What? They call you a rat with wings. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1432 I'm up to five hundred mosquitoes a day, but the echoes are driving me crazy. 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
1433 I think those crumbs were laced with something. 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1434 Now hear this, Gotham! Batman and Robin have had a good run. But now it's time for Batrat and Pigeon! 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1435 If this goes wrong, promise not to crap on me. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1436 If this works, they won't be able to tell us apart. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1437 It's not appropriation Sandra, it's appreciation. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1438 If l can make it there, l’ll make it anywhere... 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1439 Have the subways gotten that bad? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1440 If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be Wright. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
1441 You say “flying rat” like it’s a bad thing. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1442 I was a White House sewer rat. Now I am head of NASA. All I need is a few pointers ... 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1443 All I'm saying is Pizza Rat barely did a thing and he's living in a penthouse in SoHo. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1444 Which way is Trump Tower? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1445 One small step for a rat. One giant step for the genus rattus. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1446 Everyone considers you rats with wings, anyway, so I'm giving them the real thing! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
1447 All of the superhero copyrights taken? Not ‘Ratman!’ 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
1448 I'm not saying I won't die. But have you even seen Dumbo? 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1449 Cat burglars beware, I am the night! 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1450 "Anything you can do I can do better ... 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1451 Remember, if I do this thing, you gotta pop up someone's toilet! 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
1452 It was on YouTube. Why do you ask? 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1453 Finally my pigeon toes are coming in handy. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
1454 If I can make it here... 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
1455 I know it'll work. I saw it on the internet. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1456 You said the same thing about the family in the penthouse, and now look who's running the country. 1.2917 0.05203 144 115 16 13
1457 I gotta leave Trump Tower fast! 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
1458 Thanks again for contributing to my kickstarter. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1459 I know it won't work! We're recording it for YouTube. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1460 Trust me, Batman was fired. By appointment of the oval office, I give you, Rat Man! 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1461 Are you sure this is how you learned to do it? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1462 ...... One small step for ratkind. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1463 Let’s race to the bottom 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1464 I'm the real hero this city deserves 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1465 Yeah, well you're no Robin. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1466 Real Pigeons are made, not born. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1467 It's fine if that other guy wants be the hero that Gotham deserves; I'll be the hero that Gotham can't get rid of. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1468 Maybe so. But I've had it with the sewers. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1469 Well, it's either this or crawling through the sewer. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1470 I'm going for that sweet spot: under the radar, and above the rat race. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1471 Plan B is I take the stairs. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1472 It's the return flight that always gets ya. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1473 Rats with wings? I’ll show them rats with wings! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1474 If this works, you've got to take a turn in the subways. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1475 You know, I'm, like, really smart, so just give me some bullet points. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1476 The difference between us is that you really do have the capacity to rise above it all. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1477 Fine, you're not a robin and I'm not a bat, but someone needs our help! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1478 Hey, it worked for Trump. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1479 If I fail, then the endless comparisons die with me. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1480 Remember when we married, you agreed to spend 6 months a year in the sewers. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1481 If I hear someone ask “Are you Orville or Wilbur Rat?” one more time.... 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1482 Still safer than the subway. 1.2908 0.04215 141 103 35 3
1483 Time to give up your YouTube throne, Pizza Rat! 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1484 Are your sure they'll think I'm a pigeon? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1485 I’m done spending summers hungry. I’m joining the Rosenblatts in the Hamptons. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1486 I identify as a pigeon now. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1487 They call you a flying rat - wait 'til they get a load of the real deal. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1488 Okay, pal. I sure hope you're right about this. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1489 So long, suckers. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1490 If this works, can I eat with you guys? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1491 My pizza slice video is downtrending, so, the torch on Lady Liberty is my next stop. Film me from my left side. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1492 One way or another, I'm going to earn my wings today! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1493 We're not so different, you and I. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1494 Deal. But as soon as I get back, you have to walk across the subway tracks. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1495 I feel like this is just perpetuating the stereotype. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1496 Flying’s for the birds! 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1497 I may not be the flying rat this city deserves, but I'm the flying rat this city needs. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1498 You might remember me from the title role in Die Fledermaus. 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1499 Well.. I guess we’re about to find out if your bones are hollow. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1500 Pecking and perching was easy but this lesson seems a bit challenging. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1501 I’m going to go for it. I’m tired of waiting for a signal. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1502 They say you and me, we're not so different. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1503 Folks refer to you guys as "rats with wings." I'm gonna' show them the real deal. 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1504 I'm tired of the race, so I thought I'd wing it. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1505 And you say a pig has never tried this? 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1506 They'll still hate me, but at least they'll respect me. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1507 Why do you always get to be Robin? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1508 You hear it so much, I thought, why the hell not give it a go? 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1509 I'm over the commute. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1510 I'd prefer a sinking ship. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1511 That moon ain't gonna eat itself. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1512 Science is hard. I'm just winging it. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1513 If Batman can be a hero I don't see why Ratman can't. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1514 Now we're both rats with wings. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1515 I’ve seen it done. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1516 It's called "cosplay" 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1517 This is the last time I am playing truth or dare with you! 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1518 I'm still not sure why you don't want me to teach you how to swim in sewers first. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
1519 Who cares what God wanted? 1.2908 0.05087 141 111 19 11
1520 I grew tired of not being able to shit on people. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1521 Once I master this, the sky’s the limit 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1522 You never heard of Ratman?! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1523 Next time, we eat garbage at my place. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1524 Isaacson’s biography of Da Vinci was truly inspirational. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1525 I want to show New Yorkers what rats with wings really look like. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1526 It was either this or Spirit Airlines. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1527 Based on the election results, if pigs can do it, so can I! 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1528 Be the change you want to see in the world. 1.2908 0.04449 141 105 31 5
1529 I just got tired of being called a pigeon without wings.... 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1530 I gotta make it to Canada before ICE sends me back to Oslo. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
1531 Batman had his chance. It’s time for the hero this city really deserves. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1532 That’s definitely the Rat signal this time, right? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1533 I saw this on a youtube video 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
1534 . . . and you're not a Robin 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
1535 I always wanted to be above the rat race 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1536 It's not just role playing. I really do like bird seed. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1537 I see it as a giant leap for ratkind. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1538 Let's go save Gotham, Robin! 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1539 Well you aren't exactly a butterfly either, Sweetheart! 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1540 Every Ratman needs his Robin. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
1541 I am vermin! I am the blight! I am Batrat! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1542 You have to understand, sometimes it doesn't matter how much you believe! 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1543 I'm trying to avoid the rat race. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1544 I am Ratman! I guess you can call yourself a robin if you want. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1545 No practice. I'm gonna wing it. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
1546 You really think I should practice on the statue before I go for the guy in the new suit? 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1547 My inspiration is Der Fledamouse 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1548 No, the saying is when pigs (italicized) fly 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1549 They call you rats with wings, but they feed you. So I thought to myself, "Why not give it a try"? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1550 I'm telling you, if Affleck can play him, then so the hell can I! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1551 I figure a pigeon is really just a flying rat anyway, so I should be good, right? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1552 And why NOT Ratman? 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1553 You think you’re the only rat who can fly? 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1554 Golly gee willikers, we're Ratman and Bobbin! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1555 Hah! This'll show 'em what a REAL flying rat looks like once and for all! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1556 So I go flap, flap and THEN the hard part is finding bread crumbs? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
1557 My fiancée is a bat and won't marry me until I convert. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1558 What do you mean this is a bird-brained idea? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1559 You know, we don't have to look alike to share the same values. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1560 I'll be Ratman if you'll be Robin. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1561 And after this, I'll show you how to drag some pizza down the subway steps! 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1562 You ain’t the only flying rat 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1563 One small step for mouse, one giant leap for mousekind! 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
1564 I'm tired of being called a wingless pigeon 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1565 I’m shifting the paradigm of the rat race. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1566 Maybe my parents were right about mixed marriages. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1567 Crazy, you say? Have you ever tried the subway? 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1568 Oh yeah? Well maybe I am the real bird and you are the rat with wings! 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1569 And they will call me - VERMAN! 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
1570 The things I do for love... 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1571 I like being a carrier, the hours are flexible and you meet all kinds of people 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
1572 There it is. The 'Rat Signal'! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1573 They only put up the Rat Signal when the crime involves a pile of garbage. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1574 Ok now. One giant leap for Ratkind! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1575 I mean, if Da Vinci could do it... 1.2878 0.04240 139 102 34 3
1576 Got it, land on the statue after I crap on the guy in the suit. Then a roasted nut lunch with the old guy on the bench. 1.2878 0.04240 139 102 34 3
1577 They call you rats with wings, and so I got to thinking! 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1578 I identify as a pigeon - that's how it works, right? 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1579 Well, the pig flew last week, so I guess you're good. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1580 I am going to make your parents love me! 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1581 It beats taking the subway. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1582 Try dumpster diving. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1583 Are you sure the Wright Brothers started this way? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1584 I’m test driving a new city delivery system for Amazon. 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
1585 You either die a rat, or live long enough to become a pigeon. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1586 You, my dear, are no flying rat. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1587 Does this class offer refunds if I don't succeed on the first try? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1588 "Flying Rats...Flying Rats..." I'll show you Flying Rats! 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1589 Ha! you think you're a flying rat! I'll show you real flying rat. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1590 They won't be able to put mousetraps in the sky! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1591 “My therapist says I have to start taking risk”. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1592 Most importantly, aim for their heads. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1593 The pig’s on vacation. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1594 The only trap I've known is my body. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
1595 I always found the term “rat with wings” inspirational myself. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1596 If pigs, why not rats? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1597 No, you're the flying rat. Me, I'm Ratman. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1598 I am the hero this city deserves. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1599 Ratman and Robin 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1600 To the Ratcave Robin 1.2857 0.04091 140 102 36 2
1601 I still don't see the resemblance. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1602 Without landing gear, Albert would make the first and only flight of his short career. He would be posthumously remembered as the grandfather of rodent aviation. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1603 They call you guys "flying rats," so why not? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1604 You can be my Robin. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1605 I preferred the maze... 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1606 I'm hoping to get into pizza delivery before the drones take it over. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1607 You think I'm crazy? You try living your entire life down there. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1608 Can we prove di Vinci's idea with a one story? 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1609 This gives me the best chance at winning the rat race 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1610 Only after I prove to your family that I’m worthy can we finally be together. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1611 Yeah, I just finished a "Batman" Marathon. Why do you ask? 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1612 You want rats with wings? I'll show you rats with wings. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1613 If this works, Gotham is ours. 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1614 Let me show you how it's done. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1615 I’m auditioning for Fledermaus 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1616 I'm not the hero they need, but the hero they deserve. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1617 When you said I could earn my wings, I had no idea it would be so high! 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1618 O.K. Besides a shorter building, do you recommend flapping or gliding? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1619 Pigeons are rats that fly? I'll show you a rat that flies... 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1620 Look! Up in the sky! It's Ratman and Robin! 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
1621 To the Ratmobile, Pigeon! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1622 Rats with wings? I'll show you rats with wings! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1623 It's the rat race Birdie, that I wish to glide over. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1624 As discussed, I get a 3 second head start. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1625 So I am not a bat. . . Well, you're not a robin. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1626 I AM TIRED OF THE RAT RACE 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1627 You're sure you saw the Rat Signal? 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1628 Are you sure that cats cannot fly? 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1629 NA NA NA NA NA NA NA RATMAN! 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
1630 I saw Birdman, I can do this. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1631 No one is safe now! Soon this city will be mine! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1632 Ratman begins! 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1633 Finally - the Rat Signal! 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
1634 This seemed like a better idea over dinner. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1635 Na na na na, Na na na na... Bat Rat! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1636 I thought I'd take a break from the rat race. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1637 Race ya to the bottom! 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1638 If he can be president, I can be a famous New York pigeon. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1639 Not sure I trust your birdbrain suggestion. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1640 It's one small step for a rat... one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1641 If I can time this right, wait till you hear the screams from the tourists in that open topped double-decker bus. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1642 I’m the messangener between the White House and the EPA. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1643 Of course I'm a pigeon, sweetie! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1644 Easy as falling off a roof. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1645 Watch this. I'm about to go viral. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1646 OK, amateur — watch and learn. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1647 Finally, I can shit on their heads. 1.2836 0.05361 134 108 14 12
1648 I'm sick of dragging pizza into the subway. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1649 What I do for cheese is remarkable. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1650 I needed some open space. That subway was getting to me. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1651 You’re not going to pigeonhole me any longer! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1652 Are you sure this how Orville and Wilbur got started? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1653 No, too obvious. I'm thinking of 'Chiropterodent'. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1654 If pigeons are rats with wings, it logically follows that rats with wings are pigeons, so just stop trying to talk me out of flying! 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1655 You’re really seeing this through a cis-pigeon paradigm 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1656 Are you coming, Robin? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
1657 Icarus, shmicarus, I only fly on cloudy days 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1658 If I make it through this, next week it's you in the sewers with me. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1659 My grandfather was a lemming. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1660 They call you guys rats with wings, and that's when it hit me! 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1661 I'll win your heart yet, Sheila, if it's the last thing I do. 1.2836 0.04318 134 99 32 3
1662 Are you sure this will cure me of my fear of heights? 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1663 So you're saying if we wear these, tourists will feed swarms of us in the park? 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1664 I'll show them what a flying rat really looks like! 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1665 I'm Ratman, you're Robin 1.2836 0.04318 134 99 32 3
1666 And they said you can't win the rat race. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1667 I always wanted to be above the rat race 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1668 This isn't about you, Fran. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1669 I just hate the fact that I have to lying to your parents about my appearance every time we visit. It’s 2018, I love you, that’s all that should matter. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1670 Do you think this strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1671 The sewer just wasn't doing it for me anymore. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1672 Don’t do it! It’s all a dream! Hillary won! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1673 I’m supposed to be scaring you, not the other way around. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1674 Before you take off, you should consult a German dictionary. Die Fledermaus means bat, not flying rodent. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1675 Let’s make dumpster dives great again! 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1676 Yeah, and then I swear he said, 'Ratman, Gotham needs you.' 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1677 I see the Secret Service, he can't be far behind 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1678 Because the subway's flooded again... 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1679 Hey Ben. This is not what they meant by the #MeToo movement. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1680 Who are we? We're Ratman and Pigeon-the heroes New York deserves. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1681 „It‘s Ratman, dammit, not Batman!“ 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1682 Running the rat race got me to the top, but I was pigeon-holed. So, I've decided to spread my wings a little. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1683 Nananananananana Nanananananana Ratman 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1684 Now I need you to whistle a few bars of Die Fledermaus. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1685 You may have more luck than flying United. 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1686 I'm pretty sure he said "pigs" 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1687 Genius must endure ridicule! 1.2803 0.05303 132 106 15 11
1688 Just one letter. I only want to change ONE letter. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1689 No kidding, I heard some relatives are doing this in Kitty Hawk; the Rat brothers. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1690 It beats taking the subway. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1691 To the bat mobile 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1692 I'll be Batman, and you can be Robin. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1693 This is one small step for rat - one large leap for ratkind. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1694 I'm so tired of being pigeon-holed. I'm not just a rat. I'm a rat with wings! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1695 So I bring the little note over there, get a treat, and he sends me back here with an answer? Piece of cake! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1696 They say there's a million flying rats in New York, so how hard can it be? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1697 Can't you just show a little support? 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1698 I just wanna experience a higher class of garbage. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1699 I'm just gonna wing it! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1700 Quit being such a know-it-all! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1701 After you hear that joke enough, you start to think “why not?” 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1702 What is it with New York? Even you tell me to jump. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1703 C'mon, the pidgeon suit isn't fooling anyone. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1704 If this doesn’t work out I’ll go back to controlling a human chef from under his hat. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1705 Since this is only the audition, whatta ya say right now I just coo for you? 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1706 I'd be a lot more confident about this if I had opposing thumbs. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1707 I hope it beats working the subway 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1708 At some point it just sucked to live in the sewer. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1709 Give me fifty bucks and I’ll buzz that one fella who’s always saying you guys are rats with wings. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1710 I know, I know. If rats were meant to fly, they'd HAVE wings. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1711 Is it a bird? A plane? No, tis 'Die Fledermaus' to the rescue! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1712 We’re on the same trash diet. Why shouldn’t I be able to fly too? 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1713 I want to poop on statues too. 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1714 You look nothing like your Tinder profile. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1715 And tomorrow I will lay an egg 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1716 Queue “Free bird” 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1717 Believe me, it’s going to be great. Really, really great. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1718 ...because I've seen your Dad's facebook Brenda...I don't want him to find out until he gets to know me. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1719 It sure was nice of you to offer me flying lessons, Pidgy. Especially since you caught me in bed with your wife and all. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1720 Puerto Vallarta, here I come. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1721 ...And then she just screamed and ran away with like 90% of the bread crumbs! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1722 I’ve seen you do this a thousand times. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1723 Look. I just don't want to turn into my mother. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1724 I got tired of waiting for Uber! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1725 Rat, bat, whatever . . . I'm just going to wing it and see what happens. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1726 I think I can, I think I can. I think I can, I think I can. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1727 So they call you guys rats with wings, wait till they get a load of me. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1728 I'll show show em' rats with wings. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1729 What do you mean, “ ‘Ratman’ has no cachet?” 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1730 One giant leap for rat kind... 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1731 Elon Muskrat 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1732 ....and one giant flap for all ratkind! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1733 Whaddaya mean rats can't fly? Fake news I tell ya! Fake News! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1734 If it doesn’t work they gave me a money back guarantee! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1735 Watch and learn. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1736 Pigs haven’t delivered, so it’s my turn. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1737 Tell me again how to hover over a parked car 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1738 For years New Yorkers have called you guys "flying rats", so watch this. I'm going to scare the hell out of them! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1739 I survived the MTA crisis of 2017. Nothing will stop me now! 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1740 Observe and learn. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1741 So where is your favorite bench? 1.2803 0.04344 132 98 31 3
1742 I'm still not sure why you had me sign a waiver 1.2803 0.04344 132 98 31 3
1743 I don't care what the Audubon Society says, species appropriation is not a thing 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1744 I'm tired of being a second class varmint. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1745 NA NA NA NA NA NA NA RATMAN! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1746 We are Species Fluid. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1747 So the trick is to say “Coo” each time I flap these things? 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1748 Well, Pizza Rat went viral. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1749 I don’t give a rat’s ass what you say. I’m going to fly! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1750 Everyone loves Batman. Why wouldn't they love a Ratman? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1751 There’s a charming artisanal Camembert in 12F that needs rescuing. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1752 It's a PR move; People actually FEED your kind while our only difference is the wing thing 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1753 Ratman and Pigeon. We are the populist’s answer to Batman and Robin 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1754 And these people thought rats and pizza were viral. Just wait. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1755 If I get too close to the sun, tell my Dad he was right. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
1756 I am the hero they deserve 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1757 The agency promised you'd be a Robin, not a Pigeon 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1758 I’m sick and tired of all the subway delays. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1759 I just flew in from the subway, and boy are my arms tired! 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1760 Icarus? Who's Icarus? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1761 Don’t get too close to the sun. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1762 Nananananananana BatRat! 1.2803 0.05193 132 105 17 10
1763 I think "Ratman" has a nice ring to it, don't you? 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1764 The risk is worth it to get crosstown. 1.2803 0.04475 132 99 29 4
1765 As long as I don't fly too close to the Sun. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1766 They want a rat with wings? I’ll show them a rat with wings. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1767 It can't be that difficult. Down at the barn, they were talking about pigs doing it. 1.2803 0.05080 132 104 19 9
1768 In an act of heroism, the Kushner's most beloved pet vacates in hopes of saving 666 Fifth Ave. 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
1769 They're Trump-branded. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1770 I’ll show you a real flying rat. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
1771 How else do you think I escaped that maze? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1772 OK, so where do I find a belfry? 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1773 It's just a hobby to release stress from that rat race at work. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1774 So you think just because people call pigeons flying rats that somehow makes you one? You wanna see flying rat? I'll show you flying rat! 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1775 Nobody respects pigeons more than me. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1776 Don’t do it. Die Fledermaus means bat. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1777 I'm trying to get more YouTube views than "pizza rat". 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
1778 Because Macy's nixed a rat balloon, that's why. Now chirp when you see Hello Kitty. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1779 Easy for you to say but my gut keeps telling me to wait until dark. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1780 I have a nagging feeling of profound inauthenticity but then I think "just do it" 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1781 Ratman and Robin 1.2782 0.05479 133 109 11 13
1782 RatMan na na na na na na na na RatMan.na na na na na na na na RatMan.....RatMan.....RatMan 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1783 They said I'd never beat the 1 train uptown too! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1784 Wilbur, shouldn't you ask Orville before you go off on your own like that? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1785 Just watch me evolve. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1786 You good, bro? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1787 Ratman and Robin - has a nice ring to it! 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1788 'Tell her she'll always be my mother, but I gotta know the truth!' 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1789 At last I feel like the real me! 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1790 I'm celebrating my inner pigeon. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1791 If Pigs can do it! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1792 And you're sure your Dad will be cool with us after this? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1793 Yeah, I'm a pigeon. Yes. I can fly. Why would I just lie on my online dating profile? 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1794 But when they call me a flying rat, it won't be a metaphor. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1795 Tell me why I don't need a round-trip ticket. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1796 No longer will the pigeon be known as the rats of the sky! 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1797 It's true. We bats are just rodents that got a good idea. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1798 How am I insulting you? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1799 I won't forget what you taught me: fly around and make a mess on the pedestrians. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1800 Ica-who? I'll be Icarat. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1801 I'm leaving the rat race. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1802 I love you too, Mom. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1803 This is faster than the subway 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1804 I hope it's true that pigeons are rats with wings. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1805 First, they will give me their crumbs...then I will take my revenge! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1806 Trust me, you teach me to fly, and they'll give a lot more than a rat's ass. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1807 i predict another failed experiment using rats. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1808 Ginger, if I don't get back soon, my wife is going to suspect something's up. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1809 As long as I fly over a statue, I don't care. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1810 OK, you go first. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1811 Will I be able to poop on statues just like you? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1812 Ratman! Badabada badabada, badabada, badabada, Ratman! 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1813 And now we wait for the Rat Signal. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1814 Today: Manhattan. Tomorrow: The Moon! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1815 who's the rat with wings now? 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1816 Move over and watch what a real flying rat can do. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1817 Military recruiters don't lie, right? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1818 Tell me again why you can't just take the sewers like everybody else? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1819 We are superheroes---The poop crusaders, Ratman and Pigeon! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1820 Show me how to do this one more time. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1821 The reason I'm so successful is that they think I'm a bat and ignore me. That's when I swoop down and take a bite out of their hotdog. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1822 You think I give a rat's ass for your opinion? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1823 Copyrat. 1.2769 0.05239 130 104 16 10
1824 My Grandpa was a superhero called Mighty Mouse. Let me show you how it's done. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1825 They all think that you’re a rat with wings. I’ll show ‘em a rat with wings! 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1826 If this works, you could be Ratman. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1827 I hope "Die Fledermaus" was a Strauss reference, not a comment about me! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1828 Bat! Rat! Who cares? Either way, I'm a dead pigeon. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1829 You don't have to do this, I can lend you my Metrocard 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1830 Me, Batman; you, Robin. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1831 I'm abandoning the rat-race like your pal who flew the coop. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1832 Couldn't I just sit on your back? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1833 We're going to reclaim the epithet, Martha. 1.2769 0.04232 130 96 32 2
1834 Watch as I aim straight for the biology department. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1835 This is for my son, the rat bastard. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1836 Seriously, the Commissioner pays me to stand in front of a spot light just like this... 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1837 I really don't get what all the flap is about! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1838 I was hoping for the placebo. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1839 You’re the hero this city deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1840 When my mother said I should go out and test my wings I probably should have known she was talking metaphorically. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1841 They're not going to let you into the zoo, Gary. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1842 If you're just a rat with wings, this should work! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1843 "When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour." - Elon Muskrat. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1844 No worries. There are plenty others where I come from. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1845 I just finished attending a "Think Positive" seminar 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1846 Don't worry. I won't fly too close to the sun. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1847 After this, your parents will have no excuse to reject me as a mere street rat. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1848 Now we can finally be together. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1849 Can’t talk now. I just saw the Rat-Signal. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1850 That was great. Now let me give you a tour of New York's best sewers. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1851 If I can fly here I can fly anywhere 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1852 Pigeon: you first. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1853 I appreciate your concern, but this is my best chance to rise above the rat race. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1854 Yes, yes - I promise I'll stay away from the sun. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1855 I got the idea when i saw die fledermaus. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1856 Believing you can is the first step. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1857 Fish gotta swim, rats gotta fly... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1858 If this takes off, you'll have to come up with a new nickname. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1859 I think having forward looking eyes should be a great advantage...... 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1860 Coo all you want, but you're looking at Marvel's next Avenger! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1861 I do appreciate you filling in, Pidgie, but I did have my heart set on "Ratman and Robin." 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1862 To them, I'm vermin. You, they treat like a pet. That changes today. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1863 Isn’t that a red-tailed hawk? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1864 I saw this coyote on tv who gets all these great products from Acme. Figured I'd give them a shot. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1865 For the last time, this has nothing to do with my mother-in-law visiting. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1866 Well, it takes one to know one. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1867 Flying rats, they say. I'm sick with the flying rats. They want flying rats? I'll give 'em flying rats! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1868 I don't even know what that means exactly but I am pretty sure this is not "avian cultural appropriation." 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1869 Yes, all my affairs are in order... 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1870 The subway is just too stressful. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1871 I'm outta here. This rat race is for the birds. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1872 Even the Wright Brothers would agree this is wrong. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1873 Quick Robin! It's the Rat Signal! 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
1874 Rat man and Pigeon has a nice ring don’t it? 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1875 Look, Donald won the presidency — anything is possible. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1876 Of course I think your parents love me the way I am. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1877 I told you. My problen is not flying, it is the the TSA I am afraid of. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1878 This is the last time I complain about running the test maze every day! 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1879 Now I'll be as beloved and respected as you pigeons. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1880 It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us, Robin. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1881 The Mouse that Soared -- that's me. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1882 I don't know if a lawyer can fly, but they should all try it, just once?... 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1883 Since you feel you have to ask, I identify as "species-fluid - in transition". 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1884 Call me, Leonardo! 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1885 Next, you swim the Gowanus Canal with me. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1886 Made it Ma! Your dirty rat is top of the world! 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1887 If I am Batman, then you are a robin. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1888 I give myself permission to fail. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1889 Top this, pizza rat. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1890 Hypothesis: pigeons are rats with wings. Test: ... 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1891 I may still be just a rat, but as God is my witness, I'll be a free rat! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1892 Make room for Batrat, Gotham ! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1893 Break a leg! 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1894 I'm flying over to the Met to audition for Die Fledermaus 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1895 Trump's given regular rats a bad name. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1896 Rat's the name. Orville Rat. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1897 Bruce Wayne made it look a lot easier. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1898 so you unclench during the glide. Got it. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1899 It's America, where all the dreams come true. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1900 I'll show them what a flying rat looks like. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1901 So after I push down once, then what? 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1902 Well, if a reality TV star can be President... 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1903 If you must know, I’m a transpigeon. I get daily hormone shots, and my surgery is scheduled for next week. 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1904 I gotta say, you don't look anything like your profile photo on OkCoopid 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1905 Yeah, yeah, I know that there are only two flight modes: fly and plummet. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1906 Your father can't oppose the marriage if I prove I'm one of you. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1907 This city is about to get the hero it deserves. 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
1908 Ratman begins! 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1909 Enough of your, 'you just need to think positively' nonsense. This isn't working! 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1910 This is the first big step in my transition to pigeon. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
1911 I think I prefer the rat race. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1912 You're still not my type. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1913 I can't help it if I'm a bat stuck in a rat's body. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1914 If anyone asks, you’re a ROBIN! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1915 I'll show 'em a winged rat. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1916 Do you think these will get my Mexican cousins over the wall? 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1917 I guess what I'm trying to say is that this takes a lot more brains than dragging pizza through a subway station. 1.2720 0.05373 125 101 14 10
1918 coo, coo, coo 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1919 If that squirrel can do it so can I. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1920 You just tend to that busted wing, Steve, and consider that message delivered! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1921 FOR GOD'S SAKE, don't forget PLAN B. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1922 If you have any tips I'm all ears. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1923 This is one small step for ratty and one giant leap for rat kind. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1924 Enough with the coo-ing already...who gives a flying rat’s a** what you think! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1925 I need a push. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1926 If you're a rat with wings, then who am I? Who am I? 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1927 our image campaign is nearly complete 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1928 The sewer is great, don't get me wrong, but I just feel like this is what is was meant for 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1929 I’m telling you, we don’t need marriage counseling. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1930 To the Port Authority and beyond! 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1931 It looked like a good idea at Comic-con. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1932 Take it as a compliment. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1933 I am sick and tired of you guys being called rats with wings. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1934 Are you sure about this full money-back guarantee? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1935 Some heroes are born, Frank. Others...others are made. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1936 I always admired your ability to stain a fine statue. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1937 I AM Die Fledermaus! 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1938 I'm tired of being pigeon holed. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1939 At a minimum, I should be able to fly for 10 seconds before I touch ground. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1940 I'm not a rat. I'm a stool pigeon. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1941 Mom said to spread my wings. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1942 "'Ratman?' You'll be more like 'Splatman!'' 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1943 Stop complaining. I know you’re a pigeon, but if I’m going to be “Bat-Rat,” you HAVE TO be “Robin.” 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1944 So if it doesn't work you'll fly down and save me, right? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1945 I'm taking too long to evolve. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1946 Famous last words: "You can be anything you want to be" 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1947 Like this? 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1948 I was taught how to leave a sinking ship but they said I had to wing it for Trump's tower. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1949 It's not so much about flying as it is becoming one with the cardboard. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1950 Have you tried hormones? 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1951 Over two billion rats in New York. All I need is two percent of the market- what could go wrong? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1952 da da da da da da da da da da da da da da RatMan!!! 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1953 Walking pigeon, my ass. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
1954 A guy named Leonardo told me they'll work. 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1955 Yeah, well your no Robin yourself. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1956 Why not? It can't get much worse than eating somebody's left over pizza. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1957 I'm part of the new plague dissemination pilot program 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1958 "Pigeon-To-Be" or "Ex-Rat"? That's the question! 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1959 You make it look so easy. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1960 Now rats are the rats of the sky. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1961 They want a rat with wings? I’ll show them a rat with wings. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1962 The rat race is getting harder and harder. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1963 Ever hear of Die Fledermaus? I'm auditioning. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1964 I AM thinking positive. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1965 If birds can fly, why can’t I? 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1966 This is not 'cultural appropriation'-- hang-gliding is just my hobby! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1967 I’ll bet you a rat’s ass it will work. 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1968 They laughed when I wanted pizza, too! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1969 What, ain't you never seen a bat out of Hell's Kitchen? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1970 I tell you, they see us as one and the same...from "ratting out" someone to being a "stool pigeon." It's high time we take the next step. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1971 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1972 It's called evolution. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1973 You're fake news. Here's the real rat-with-wings. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1974 You go friend, I'll wait for Uber 1.2713 0.04637 129 99 25 5
1975 I just wanna get out of the rat race, ya know? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1976 No but really, what have I got to lose? 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1977 Do you look down, when you take off? 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1978 Don’t worry, I can wing it with Mueller. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1979 I blame Hollywood on my reckless behavior and adrenaline addiction. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1980 As a rat with wings, I find it offensive that you find the term 'rat with wings' offensive. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1981 I've heard it so many times, I thought I'd give it a try. 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1982 And they call YOU a flying rat! They ain't seen nothing yet! 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
1983 The mouse that soared. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1984 It's about changing the mindset. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1985 I am tired of waiting for pigs to fly! 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1986 It’s not my rat ancestry that defines me, it’s what I do. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1987 Ratman and Pigeon — the slightly less successful dynamic duo. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1988 You are the subway air beneath my wings. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1989 Yeah, I got that. Now will you just shut up and let me do this? 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1990 Okay, check this out: I'm Betsy Devos. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1991 Gerbilronimo! 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1992 "Go find her, she may be your mother but I'll always be your Mom". 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1993 I got the idea when I overheard someone say "Pigeons is just rats with wings". 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1994 I gotta go--I just saw the batrat signal. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1995 I'm going to need a Rat Signal too. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1996 I guess that hell is freezing over right now. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1997 Yeah? Well you're no Robin either 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1998 Whaddya mean "money back guarantee"!? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1999 I had to try something; the exterminators are closing in. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2000 I heard Affleck is not coming back. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2001 I'm sick of pizza rat getting all of the attention. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
2002 "Rats with wings. Rats with wings" I'LL show 'em rats with wings! 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
2003 I was definitely born in the wrong body. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2004 I’m a pigeon inside a rat’s body. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2005 There are easier ways to move up the social ladder. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2006 Ok, third time's a charm. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2007 Sure it'll work, I saw it in a movie. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2008 They want to see a rat with wings? I'll show them a rat with wings." 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2009 Prepare to be disrupted. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2010 Dang, Pru, you make it look so easy! Is it flap, flap, glide, or glide, flap, glide? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2011 You think people will feed me in the park too? 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2012 Yes, I know what I’m doing. I was the lab test pilot for these. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2013 The whole 'sewer-rat' thing is really a stereotype ... 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2014 They say there's an open window at the Trump Grill. I think I might feel right at home there. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2015 I've transpecied to bat. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2016 Rats with wings? I'll give 'em rats with wings! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2017 Before we sleep together, there's something I should tell you. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2018 Our whole relationship was a lie. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2019 Trump won't stop lying until rats can fly. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2020 I'm gonna make this relationship work if it's the last thing I do! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2021 You're not the only flying rat in this city! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2022 I’ve gotta find a way to get out of the rat race down there. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2023 Well you ain't no Robin either... 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
2024 No it’s fine if I wear this. My best friend is a bat. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2025 It's the next step in my transition. 1.2683 0.04331 123 92 29 2
2026 No, you can't be my Robin; you're a damn pigeon! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2027 Your days of being the only one to crap on hats is over pigeon! Dare to dream Rats, dare to dream! 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
2028 I'm sick of you pigeons taking all the credit! 1.2683 0.05172 123 98 17 8
2029 Quick, Robin, to the Ratmobile! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2030 Sunshine, fresh air...a leap into the unknown... I miss the sewer already... 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2031 If this works I'm gonna be on Shark Tank! 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2032 Takes one to know one. 1.2683 0.04011 123 90 33 0
2033 They said I couldn't get that piece of pizza, too. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
2034 This isn't my real job... I'm actually in a band. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
2035 You know, it started out with just spicing up our relationship... 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
2036 Be on the look out for Catwoman. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
2037 I'm hoping that some sunshine and fresh air will get me out of this subway funk. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
2038 I think I'm bats, too, but here goes! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2039 I'll meet you at the statue. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2040 What was it again? Flap flap...coo coo...think light...visualize...be the bird 1.2661 0.04146 124 92 31 1
2041 I'm sick and tired of being called a walking pigeon. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
2042 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2043 Better than swimming with the sharks! 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2044 Bat-Rat and Pigeon. We'll be the Dynamic Duo! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2045 Are you sure it's made of cheese? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2046 Na, Na, Na, Na, RATMAN! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2047 And you're SURE the elevator's broken? 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2048 The "flying rat" thing is just a figure of speech 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2049 They’ll never call you a ‘flying rat’ again, Brenda! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2050 I'm up to here with the rat race. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2051 ... and you’re sure its made of cheese? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2052 ...and boy are my arms tired. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2053 It's the only way I'll ever win the rat race. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2054 On our next date we're going to a subway. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2055 Only one of us deserves to be called a rat with wings. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
2056 We are now both rats with wings. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2057 This is going to go one of two ways...... 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2058 It's not one of the side effects they warned me about at the lab. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2059 So, the elevator's not working, I'll just wing it. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2060 My parents didn't name me Orville for nothing. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2061 I never do this on a first date. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2062 Changing gender wasn't enough, I've always felt I was really a bat. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2063 I grew tired of being called a ‘wingless pigeon.’ 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2064 Appropriation shmappropriation. You go live in a sewer. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2065 I was a bad Buddhist. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2066 It's time we got noticed in this town! 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2067 You're a 'flying rat"? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2068 We'll see who's really a rat with wings! 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2069 No! This is what a flying rat looks like. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2070 Half flap or full flap? 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2071 Yeah, I had to get off that wheel. I do 20 minutes a day, every morning; it's great for cardio. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2072 I AM TIRED OF THE RAT RACE 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
2073 This is great. I'm going from despised to a protected class. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2074 Never again will I be pigeon-holed as an unwinged rodent! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2075 Urgent summons from the Met: Die Fledermaus cast struck by bird flu. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2076 Yeah, well I’d like to see you drag a slice of pizza out of the subway. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2077 Keep my pizza slice if I don't make it. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2078 ... because, one of these days, the commissioner is going to put my signal up in the sky - and I'm gonna be ready! 1.2645 0.04194 121 90 30 1
2079 It's true I'm no Batman but likewise, you are no Robin. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2080 I just flew in from Miami and boy are my arms tired. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2081 Pigeons are rats with wings? Fake news! Now, watch this dive. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2082 I'm tired of people calling you the winged rat. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2083 We're expecting this to be a disruptive technology. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2084 “Do yours ever hug you too hard across the chest”? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2085 If this doesn't get me the Rodent of the Year award, I don't know what will. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2086 Bad idea! You don't see me running through sewers, do you? 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2087 It's a small step for me, a giant leap for ratkind! 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2088 These New Yorkers will never see it coming. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2089 You're not going to make it across. Stop trying to be Mr. Wright all the time. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2090 I bought them from the D.J.T. Flying School...why do you ask? 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2091 Don't laugh. It beats the subway. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2092 I can do anything you can do better I can do anything you can do better, I can do anything better than you. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2093 I understand that you want us to spend more time together, but couldn't we try ballroom dancing instead? 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2094 Maybe we should do this test run with a lemming... 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2095 It's too crowded in the subway, so I'll try this. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2096 Flying rat? I'll show you a flying rat! 1.2645 0.05476 121 99 12 10
2097 Whaddya mean -- YOU'RE a flying rat?? 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2098 I'm a rat with wings. A Wat! 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2099 Yep, heads are 50 points and shoulders are 20. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
2100 Don't worry, I saw a guy do this on TV. 1.2645 0.04510 121 92 26 3
2101 Just waiting for the Rat-Signal. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2102 OK Gus, you're sure about pigeons just being rats with wings. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2103 The wings are my social and artistic commentary on the inherent racism of humans who throw food to you but not to me, even though you’re basically “rats with wings.” 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2104 I don't give a rat's ass what you think. I'm going flying. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
2105 Of course my soundtrack is from Die Fledermaus! 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
2106 If I can make it here... 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2107 I'll give it a try. It's become too competitive at Trump Tower. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2108 Sure it will work, I saw a DIY video on YouTube. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2109 Don’t be too surprised, my friend, if people don’t love the idea of a flying rat. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2110 Is this the way you learned? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2111 The gargoyle is being phased out 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2112 Ok, you wear it better. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2113 Don't look down... don't look down... 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
2114 So after landing at the park and I bob my head people will feed me. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2115 You’re tired of being called a rat with wings? I’ll show you what a rat with wings looks like. 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
2116 Exposure therapy is a safe and effective technique to overcome your fear 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
2117 Trust me...there is nowhere to go but down from here. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2118 Your right, this does scare the crap out of you. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
2119 I’m outsmarting the rat race 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2120 To infinity and fromage! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2121 As soon as I get the gliding part down, we can work on my take offs, then it's bye-bye farmer's wife! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2122 Lookout cats! Here comes BATRAT!! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2123 Still beats LaGuardia. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2124 You're sure this will get me more followers? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2125 Even as a child I always identified with being a bat. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2126 I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2127 I just read that the moon is made of cheese! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2128 I don't give a rat's ass if it works or not. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2129 I really want to make a good impression when I meet your parents. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2130 Rat with wings?! I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2131 I'm cashing in on those park bench bread feeders. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2132 There’s something you should know about me... 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2133 All of a sudden, I'm the one who feels like a birdbrain! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2134 I am trying to beat the rat race! 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
2135 I'm telling you. This does not end well. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2136 I made mine with directions from Leonardo da Vinci's notebook. How about you? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2137 Nana Nana Nana Rat Man! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2138 Finally, I can win the rat race. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2139 I'm tired of people calling my girlfriend a rat with wings 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2140 Why can't you learn to live with me in the Second Avenue tunnel? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2141 They told me it was oppositional research. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2142 This way it will look like an accident 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2143 You watch, this will completely disrupt the urban scavenging industry. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2144 What's the first step? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2145 What? They never said curiosity killed the rat! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2146 If YOU can be a rat with wings, I certainly can be one too! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2147 Don't worry. If they don't work, I can return them for a small shipping & handling charge 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2148 I don't know, Orville, what do you think? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2149 Thanks for the ride. I’ll take it from here. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2150 The subway is infested 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2151 Dada-dada-dada-dada, Ratman! 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
2152 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen rat? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2153 I'm not a rat! YOU are the stoolpigeon! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2154 No, don’t call me a chicken! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2155 Remember, you tend to be a little nose heavy. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2156 I grew tired of the rat race down there. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2157 One day I’ll infest the sky! 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2158 Rats with wings?! Rats with wings?! I’ll show you rats with wings! Fuggedhabboutit. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2159 Are you sure she's worth it? 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2160 So, you’re sure this is going to work? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2161 No way! I saw a pig try that yesterday! 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2162 I have had enough. No more of this "race" for me. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2163 And after I try this, remember, you promised you'd come meet my parents." 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2164 Watch me do this with my eyes closed. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2165 Just getting out of the rat race. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2166 Yeah, but I can keep mine off windshields. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2167 No, I'm not a bat. I'm a rat with dreams. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2168 Does it look like I'm wearing a wire? Maybe you're the one wearing a wire, huh? How do we know you're not the rat? 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2169 I'm waiting for the rat signal. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2170 OK. Once again...Is it flap-sail-flap, or sail-flap-sail? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2171 I got tired of taking the subway. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2172 Saw it on Internet. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2173 Just watch, I'll prove it to you. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2174 OK---let's show Gotham City what Batrat and Pigeon can do! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2175 I'm sick of pigeons usurping the "flying rat" title! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2176 So much for being a stool pigeon, I'm going back to my old job of being a dirty rat. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
2177 If this works we'll take over the world. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2178 On second thought, maybe I should just convert to your religion. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2179 "I am Ratman and this is Robin- I mean Pigeon". 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2180 I'm not questioning your methods, or the program. I'm just nervous. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2181 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... RATMAN! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2182 Those breadcrumbs better be damn good. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2183 Stop calling me Icarus 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2184 You may be a stool pigeon, but I am not a rat! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2185 I've had it with all the subway flooding - plus people are just plain rude! 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2186 Don't you love driving New Yorkers bats? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2187 Why not? Everyone calls you pigeons flying rats! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2188 Ratatouille saves Gotham from entrées with foam! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2189 Be careful, this seems like a real "Bird-Brained" idea! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2190 Wing envy? Don’t be absurd! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2191 Homing - it's not just for pigeons any more. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2192 Watch, then tell me I'm not your brother from another mother. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2193 If you don't live up to the name, then I will. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2194 Die Flederrat is auditioning. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2195 I'm the nightmare of climate change. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2196 who's the rat with wings now? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2197 Second star to the right and straight on ‘til morning! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2198 I’m tired of the screams on my commute 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2199 If I pull this off, then I challenge you to scurry. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2200 Brooklyn. Nothing else matters to me now. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2201 Don't worry, I'll be careful not to fly too near the sun. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2202 It's only my second lesson. Are you sure I'm ready? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2203 Have you told your parents yet? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2204 Come with me in case I have any questions....... 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2205 I've finally decided to leave Manhattan 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2206 You're my role model - how about a little encouragement! 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2207 It looks like a bird, sounds like a bird, but flies like a brick. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2208 Honey, when they finally legalize inter-species marriage, I won’t need the fake wings! 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
2209 Birds of a feather flock together. 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
2210 Making the figurative literal, one rat at a time. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2211 We prefer to call it "disruptive technology" 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2212 Could you scratch my back, real quick? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2213 Now what else did the pig do? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2214 Honestly, the pizza thing was more impressive. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2215 As God is my witness, I'll get you, Pizza Rat! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2216 If you need me, use the Rat-Signal. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2217 Pay attention feather brain. I'll show you how a "real" urban rat does it 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2218 They call you guys flying rats, but I'm going to show them a REAL flying rat. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2219 Just remember these two things: don’t look down, and flap wings together. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2220 Hey Y'all! Watch this! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2221 They're gonna forget all about Pizza Rat. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2222 I call it the Ratmobile. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2223 I don’t believe you 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2224 They call me Icky-rus ! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2225 That...that's not gonna... Nevermind. Good luck. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2226 So this is the final step in flock initiation? 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2227 It’s part of my rebranding strategy. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2228 Gotham awaits us Robin 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2229 No, she said when pigs fly! Pigs! 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2230 You really need a better P.R. firm. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2231 If I can figure this out, I'll be off the Subway forever... 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2232 this is one small step for a rat,but one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2233 Holy Heck, Pigeon, that's the Rat Symbol in the sky! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2234 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, RATMAN! 1.2586 0.05492 116 95 12 9
2235 They want this place all to themselves, right? I say let's give them another reason to look up and worry. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2236 So I just aim right for that window? 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2237 Nobody understands what it's like to be a bat trapped in a rat's body. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2238 Hey, buddy, if rats could fly, Hillary would have won the election. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2239 It may just be a figure of speech to you. For me, it's a way of life. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2240 Who told you you were adopted? 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2241 I usually aim for the windshield. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2242 Who’s the flying rat now? 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2243 I know you're not a robin. For the last time, that's your sidekick name. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2244 I'll go head-to-head with you on hitting statues. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2245 Okay, Icarus didn't make it, but this is New York! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2246 I am Not overthinking it ! 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2247 No, just because I'm a rat with wings does not make me a pigeon. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2248 Hey, it beats the subway! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2249 Flying's one thing, but do they let you to Tweet? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2250 I'm telling you. It's the next Marvel movie. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2251 This again? You do recall that I can't swim in the sewers. We don't have to share all the same interests. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2252 I just said I thought it looked easy from down there 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2253 That's what they call YOU, you know? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2254 As with all good experiments one needs to proceed free from attachment to the outcome. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2255 Flying rat? I'll show them a flying rat! 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2256 if it looks like it isn't going to work, swoop down and rescue me. I'll owe you big time. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2257 I’ll be fine. Trump tweeted out the instructions. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2258 You don't have to rely on a wing and a prayer. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2259 After I jump, make sure you put this on my Instagram. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2260 I'll be the hero this town deserves but doesn't need. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2261 And now the flight of Icarats! 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2262 No, I’m a rat with wings. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2263 I never draw a crowd. No one gives a rat’s ass. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2264 You'll see...People will start feeding us in the park too. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2265 I thought I signed up for the group lesson? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2266 No, no, no- you’re a pigeon. I need a Robin. 1.2586 0.05627 116 96 10 10
2267 Well I do give a rat’s ass! 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2268 I BELIEVE I CAN FLY...i believe I can fly? 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2269 The rats on Wall Street need a hero. I'm their only hope. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2270 I’ve had it with the subways. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2271 You know, I've always found it a little insulting as well. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2272 One small step for rat. A giant leap for rat kind. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2273 I'm tired of this town. I'm heading to LA. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2274 This is more exciting than carrying a piece of pizza. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2275 I got the idea from the guy in 3B. He says pigeons are nothing but airborne rats. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2276 We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars! 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2277 Gotham terrorized by a rat carrying pizza? Ha! Wait 'til they get a load of me.... 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2278 You’re not fooling anyone. You’re just a rat with wings. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2279 Yeah, cultural appropriation... Whatever. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2280 Don't take this the wrong way, but you're no flying rat. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2281 Rats with wings, huh? I'll show them I'm nobody's pigeon. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2282 Back off, Sid, I'm only gonna try this once! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2283 No- 'Ratman' is too obvious. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2284 What makes you so different from me, we eat the same food. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2285 There's got a be an easier way to beat the rat race 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2286 Evolution's for the birds. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2287 My wife says this is a lateral career move at best, but you gotta take some risks if you want to be the big cheese someday. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2288 There's more than one way for a rat to go viral. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2289 Come see why audiences are calling Ratatouille 2 this year's saddest film. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2290 Tell BANKSY I quit 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2291 Look, it's easier than taking the 1 Line, okay? 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2292 I’m the hero this city breeds. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2293 Before I leave I have a confession...I'm not actually a pigeon. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2294 Bats are just rats with wings. 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
2295 I’m off to the moon. I heard it’s made of green cheese. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2296 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Ratman! 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2297 Upward mobility. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2298 Hold my beer... 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2299 I always thought we would have jetpacks by now. 1.2586 0.04435 116 88 26 2
2300 I've had enough of that rat race down there. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2301 The subway's too crowded. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2302 I'm aiming for the dumpster outside the Stage Deli. If you haven't had their pastrami, you haven't lived. 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2303 Maybe now I fly under the radar 1.2586 0.04601 116 89 24 3
2304 I'll show them a real rat with wings. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
2305 OK, press Record. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
2306 Even I can't take this President anymore. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2307 I'm suddenly remembering that you didn't offer me flying lessons until after I ate your eggs. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2308 They definitely won't see me coming 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
2309 Watch this. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2310 And I’ll poop less, too. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2311 Call tech support. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2312 Okay, now all I need is a prayer - a damned good one. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2313 You know, the rent isn't that much cheaper in Jersey. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2314 The things a talking rat has to do to get followers on Youtube! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2315 Just waiting for the Rat-Signal. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2316 Now who's adopted? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2317 What, and you’re the perfect Robin? 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2318 Enough with the ‘Die Fliedermaus’ pidgen. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2319 Coo coo ooo coo 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
2320 You're gonna need a new nickname. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2321 Thanks Coach, but I still think it comes more naturally to you.... 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2322 Damn you, Darwin! 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
2323 I got your back Mighty Mouse! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2324 The airlines aren't allowing service animals anymore. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2325 The pig is next. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2326 They moved my friggin' cheese again. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2327 Flying rats my @$$! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2328 And now, I give you Ratman! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2329 If I can be Batman, you can be Robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2330 Icarus? That's fake mythology! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2331 I'm a bat, man. Think of yourself as a robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2332 It's called adaptation to climate change, Bob. We all gotta do our part. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2333 Coo, or coo not. There is no fly 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2334 It's one small step for a rat, one giant leap for rats with wings. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2335 "It's part of our re-branding campaign...we're calling ourselves"ratbirds". 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2336 What? The Pigs flew yesterday? Why didn't you tell me that BEFORE we climbed 15 flights of stairs?! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2337 No, having wings does not make flying 'easy.' I regret saying that now. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2338 Now we’ll see who’s a rat with wings! 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2339 trust me, i’m a new yorker 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2340 I'm hoping to make it big on YouTube. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2341 I’ve watched a lot of YouTube videos. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2342 I'm just getting ready for the L train shutdown. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2343 Yes, you can be my Robin. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2344 Top this, pizza rat. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2345 Genetically speaking, I preceded batman. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2346 Just you wait and see, come night that cheese is mine. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2347 It's always Batman, Batman, Batman, I'll tell ya what, changes are coming 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2348 Now they'll find out what a flying rat really looks like. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2349 It's a long shot but may give me an edge in the rat race. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2350 I could use a few tips. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2351 The government WANTS us to believe the moon isn’t made of cheese. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2352 I want this to work too, but I'm not asking you to go to the sewers with me. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2353 Because I'm Ratman 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2354 Any suggestions ? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2355 You're self identifying as a bird now? 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2356 Last item on my bucket list before I die. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2357 Even I can't afford to live here... 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2358 They called me MAD at the university! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2359 I’m understudying in Die Fledermaus at the Met... 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2360 I thought you'd understand, after they called you pidgeons flying rats... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2361 Then just poop on anyone you want. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2362 Evolution Smevolution! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2363 I'll be Ratman, you'll be Bobin'. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2364 The reputation for being dirty started with James Cagney. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2365 If I get just one human from above, it'll be worth it. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
2366 Are you sure that a pig tried this last week? 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
2367 Well, you don't look much like a robin. 1.2562 0.05446 121 100 11 10
2368 This is one small step for a rat... 1.2562 0.05318 121 99 13 9
2369 They say you're just rats with wings, so I figure I got a shot. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
2370 The subways are just getting too crowded. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
2371 Are you sure this is my FIRST lesson? 1.2562 0.04154 121 91 29 1
2372 I choose to be a pidgeon. So under the equal protection clause, neither you nor physics can violate my right to fly. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
2373 So how do you poop on people, again? 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
2374 Chill. I'm just switching classes in the Chordata phylum. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2375 I'm sick and tired of fighting for scraps in the subway, so I am going after the pizza delivery drones. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2376 Look, I understand you don’t get along with the other pigeons, but honestly, I can’t keep fighting your battles for you. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2377 Don't worry, it's a hybrid. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2378 I’m tellin’ ya, my days of hauling around pizza in the subway are over! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2379 Right or wrong, mighty rat is on his way to save the day! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2380 So I sez to myself, I sez, "This scurrying business is for the boids!" Er, pardon the expression. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2381 And they call YOU a "flying rat"? Ha! Wait til they get a load of me . . . 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2382 I saw this in a movie once. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2383 Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana RATMAN! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2384 Thanks for your suggestion, but I think I should come up with the next item on my bucket list without anyone's help. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2385 I choose to be a pigeon, therefore I am a pigeon 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2386 I know, but the union won't let you pick up anything with cheese on it. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2387 I just need some fine tuning. I learned the basics at the lab. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2388 You sure these will get me to heaven?" "Oh, yea. Definitely. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2389 Whose body has too much drag? 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2390 I’ll show them what a real flying rat is 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2391 If you're a "rat with wings," then I'm a pigeon. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2392 Now mother will finally understand that our marriage CAN work. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2393 I just can’t take another day of living in Penn Station. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2394 I’ll show them a friggin’ rat-with-wings. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2395 Behold as Ratman slips the slurry bonds of earth! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2396 ...and then my family will finally forget about my brother and that stupid piece of pizza! 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
2397 This is America. I have dreams! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2398 The flying will be the best you've ever seen, believe me. The landing will be fake news. 1.2544 0.05404 114 93 13 8
2399 Prepare to be replaced as the flying rats. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2400 I had to lose five pounds before I could even fit into these things. 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
2401 My "Pie-Chart" says that I'm 37% pigeon. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2402 Rat with wings?! I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2403 Yup Pete, I guess you can say I am bat-shit crazy. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2404 Ok. I’ll marry you. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2405 I am trying to produce Die Fledermaus 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2406 How hard can it be? After all, you're just a birdbrain! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2407 Too many subway delays, have to try something new. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2408 Minnie told me "No way until mice can fly". 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
2409 Fella named Daedalus claims they worked for his son. Gave me the sale price plus a money-back guarantee. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
2410 You go ahead--I've decided to wait in the wings. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2411 So, don this gear, swap a letter, and I'm a bat? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2412 don't forget to defecate... 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
2413 Oh yeah? Well you're no Robin yourself. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2414 This is one giant leap for rodent-kind. 1.2522 0.04067 115 86 29 0
2415 No pizza slice is too big for Ratman and Pidgeon. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2416 Ok, ok chill! You can call me Robin. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2417 The sky's the limit...we're on Wall Street. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
2418 I just wanted to see how the other half lived. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2419 You mean you don't give a rat's ass whether I can fly or not? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2420 You'e the only one that understands me. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2421 I’ll show ‘em what a REAL “rat with wings” can do 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2422 Come, Pidgeon... The city of Gotham needs us... 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2423 So if I do this, I can date your daughter? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2424 I’ll never need the L train again! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2425 Did it work for Daedalis or Icarus? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2426 The girl downstairs made this for me and told me to “take a flying leap”. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2427 Have you seen the subways recently? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2428 The street, the sky— we’ll infest it all! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2429 You know,we are pigeons without wings. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2430 I’ve just gotta get out of this rat infested city, I’m going batty! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2431 And I thought pigeons didn't like us until you offered to help me fly. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2432 This is cool, I always wanted to poop on a car 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2433 I've evolved! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2434 I'm sick of the rat race down below. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2435 I’m Ratman, but you sir are not a Robin. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2436 I'm not worried, eBay gave me a money-back guarantee 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2437 They want a flying rat, I will give them a flying rat! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2438 Are you sure this is how you got your start? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2439 And thus I Die Fledermaus. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2440 Look, Pidgeon, the Rat Signal! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2441 I’m tired of the rat race, going to join the bat race! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2442 You guys never deserved the title. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2443 20 bucks if I touch the yellow thing. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2444 Hey Buddy, you didn't happen to see a flock of rats pass by? 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2445 Call Guinness! 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2446 I'm gonna' wing it. 1.2500 0.05455 112 92 12 8
2447 Promise me you won't laugh 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2448 I saw on Facebook we can now fly. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2449 Rocket J. Squirrel, kiss my ass! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2450 Boy are my arms tired. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2451 I heard they were casting against type, so I just went for it. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2452 Before my flying lesson, just tell me what the coroner is doing down there. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2453 I’m calling myself Batman. I think I’ll call you...Pigeon 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2454 I love you, Penny, but fighting crime is my passion these days. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2455 Because you rats with wings get handouts all over this city. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2456 When pigs can fly? Ha! This is the Year of the Rat!! Step aside, feathered friend... 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2457 I call this Extreme Stuart Little. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2458 "You wouldn't believe the steal I got on these, only $2.99 on Amazon! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2459 I'll show them what a flying rat looks like. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2460 I'm like the Da Vinci of spreading disease. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2461 With a little red paint you could be a robin! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2462 Do you guys know anything about echolocation?" 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2463 Not strong enough?! I can drag my own weight in pizza! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2464 They got the hero they deserve, now they need me! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2465 I really wanted to do this in the exact location of the Wright brothers' first flight, but since I am afraid of both kitties and hawks ... here we go! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2466 April snow in NYC. I'm flying south this spring. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2467 But can you carry a slice of pizza down a stairwell? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2468 On second thoughts, let's just get a pizza. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2469 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na RATMAN! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2470 I decided it would be prudent to switch from R&D to more product development. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2471 After the pizza thing I had to take it up a notch. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2472 Go for it, Ratman. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2473 Flying rats my @$$! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2474 Because bats get more respect than rats. 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2475 Wait until you see the Rat Mobile! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2476 Oh, no. You're not making me the fall guy. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2477 Aerodynamics is overrated. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2478 You’re not the only flying rat ! 1.2500 0.04186 108 81 27 0
2479 Pizza-Rat, Schmizza-Rat. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2480 Despite all my rage I am no longer a rat in a cage ! 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2481 I asked for a Robin, not a pigeon. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2482 My therapist thinks this will raise my perspective. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2483 I can't wait forever on that Darwinian crap 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2484 Help, Robin, I've been cornered by The Pigeon! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2485 This is the only way they'll feed me, Bill. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2486 I'll show this town a REAL rat with wings! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
2487 You have it all wrong. Let me show you how it's done. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2488 When they shine the Rat Signal I know I'm needed. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2489 Yeah, I'm still not seeing it. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2490 No, I'm not just doing this to impress Robin! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2491 No, no that's definitely the Rat-Signal 1.2500 0.04484 112 86 24 2
2492 How dare you call yourselves rats with wings. Watch this! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2493 I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for me. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2494 For you it’s different, for me it’s a compliment. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2495 Let's just go over this again. Do I deliver the message before or after I land? 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2496 Let’s see pizza rat do this! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2497 You're saying it will just come naturally? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2498 Mouse traps are getting more and more creative. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2499 The airline seats were getting so small that I decided to take matters into my own hands. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2500 Da da da da da da da da Ratman! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2501 Starting right now, pigeons will no longer be the only flying rats in new York. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
2502 You want pepperoni? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2503 For you, a hurtful moniker; for me, a dream about to be realized! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2504 You're a professional, what do you mean you don't know? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2505 I'm sick of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2506 Well, if you wore the mask like I told you, they'd think you were a robin. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2507 Evolution is overrated... 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2508 Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana RATMAN! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2509 Ok, now YOU say: 'Fly, my pretties, fly!' 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2510 If I’m a helluva Batman, you’re one helluva Robin! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2511 Why? …Because dragging a slice of pizza around has become passé! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2512 No more sewers for me! Tonight I dine among the clouds! 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
2513 Well, off to the park for a free meal. See ya. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2514 Geez! The Icarus thing again?! 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2515 I wanted to be Birdman but that was already taken. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
2516 Want to be my Robin? 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2517 Splatatouille 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2518 Bat? Rat? I will not be grounded by semantics. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2519 Do I really have to wear a suit to meet your parents? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2520 I want that corner office, Barry, by whatever means necessary. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2521 Please tell me that those wings are not made of wax. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2522 Percy, my friend, this is the last day anybody calls you a flying rat! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2523 No, its not just a matter of semantics 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2524 I'm giving the people what they want! 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2525 ...then we take Berlin. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2526 By the way, you’re about to lose your least favorite nickname. You’re welcome. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2527 If this works, Amazon won't need drones for delivery. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2528 The difference between us is that you really do have the capacity to rise above it all. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2529 OK, start singing that you are the 'wind beneath my wings'. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2530 What have I got to lose? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2531 I just got tired of the commute, you know? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2532 Some of my friends say I’ve always been a little batty. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2533 One small step for a rat, one giant leap for flying rats. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2534 No....not Batman. Ratman. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2535 I identify as a bird...but I'm not going to jump until I get the surgery. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2536 So I think I did a good job with the wings.... What's next? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2537 Oh there's always pizza on the tracks - I'll show you next week. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2538 Well, "professional gargoyle" isn't exactly my dream-job, but it's better than eating garbage on the streets. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2539 How should I have known your dating profile couldn't be taken literally? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2540 Introducing, the REAL flying rat! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2541 Batman and Robin were great...But behold...Ratman and Pigeon! 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2542 Icarus smickerus, you flying rats get all the crumbs. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2543 Why can't you get Wilbur to do this? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2544 L Train shut down is rough, I'm tellin' ya. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2545 What do you mean, "Just wing it!" 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2546 On second thought, I'll leave this to Michael Keaton. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2547 It's on my bucket list. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2548 Look who's the sky-rat now! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2549 My friends told me not to marry up! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2550 Told my boys on the 4 train platform I was done with the rat race. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2551 I locked myself out. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2552 I just got tired of always hearing them call YOU the rat with wings. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2553 Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, he's like a brother to me, but there's one thing that just drives me nuts! So I'm going to swoop down and rip off that ridiculous orange toupee or whatever the hell it is once and for all! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2554 We're gonna settle this right now! 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2555 The job interview? Honestly, I'm just gonna wing it. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2556 They call you a flying rat. I, on the other hand, am an actual flying rat. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2557 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, RATMAN! 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
2558 No, I'm not a pig. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2559 Once you get the hang of it, I'll show you what to do with parked cars and picnic tables. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2560 I find that saying as demeaning as you do, but it does inspire me. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2561 I'm not quite sure why I should believe you. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2562 Just trying to up my game, here. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2563 Take this evolution 1.2477 0.04354 109 83 25 1
2564 From one flying rat to another, good luck! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2565 Don't worry, the design for these wings are based on the design by Michelangelo. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2566 I'll soon be known as Bat Rat. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2567 'Fish outta wat-ah' got nothin on rat outta sew-ah 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2568 I'm really starting to get sick of these scientific experiments. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2569 Not as easy as it looks to be a pigeon, huh? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2570 If this doesn't work, there's a beautiful baguette crust out behind the dumpster at the Waldorf. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2571 One small step for a rat, one giant leap for ... 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2572 "I believe I can fly." - R. (Rat) Kelly 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2573 You're out of a job, pal. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2574 Once I found out about flying foxes, I figured, meh, how hard can it be? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2575 Don't rat me out, stoolie. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2576 I don't care how bad the subway has become. This is still a bad idea. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2577 Well, they call you a flying rat. So, I'm heading down to Times Square to get me some peanuts. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2578 My neighborhood is undergoing rapid gentrification, we don’t know where else to go 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2579 Well...they call you guys “rats with wings” so I thought I could see how the other half lives... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2580 Look, I’ll prove to you the Earth is flat. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2581 Can you just pretend you are a robin? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2582 Quick, Robin, to the ratmobile. Wait, you're a pigeon. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2583 I've got to give it a try...my morning commute is killing me 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2584 If this is wrong, I don't want to be Wright. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2585 I'm just waiting for a signal 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2586 I figured if I could fly, old people would feed me in the park. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2587 I'm tired of being called a flightless pigeon... 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2588 If you must know, I'm working on an alternative message delivery start-up. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2589 Anything I should know about releasing droppings while airborne? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2590 You go first. I'm not a city guy. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2591 I don't care if it doesn't work. This rat is outta here! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2592 Yes, I am aware of Bernoulli's Principle. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2593 Pigeon envy? Let the city be my judge. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2594 I'll race you to the first floor. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2595 I hear you chirping to yourself, but you’ll be tweeting about this in a few seconds. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2596 Stop acting like you don’t see me. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2597 I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2598 They don’t call me Ratman for nothing. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2599 ...And I slammed my beer on the bar and retorted: "Well, I for one would 'give a rat's ass!' to fly!" 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2600 This should shut up all those people who say that pigeons are just flying rats. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2601 Don't laugh...the Wright brothers started off in the same way... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2602 I am ...RATMAN!" "I am NOT Robin 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2603 Yeah, so maybe I’m not the real Batman. But you’re a long way from the real Robin. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2604 I am waiting for Commissioner Gordon to send the signal. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2605 Everyone says "pigeons are flying rats, so why can,t rats be "flying pigeons?" 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2606 "I'm getting tired of everyone calling you guys flying rats. I'll show 'em". 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2607 How many flying hours did you have before going solo? 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2608 I know I’ve given you guys a bad name over the years, but what if it really is made of cheese, Fred? 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2609 You won't scoff when I land a 7 figure movie deal. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2610 Evolution is overrated, and it may soon become illegal in the country. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2611 We're trying to capture a share of the bird flu market. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
2612 My family's claim will be denied if it looks like suicide. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2613 Well, it's gotta be better than Basic Economy! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2614 Uhhh...I'll call you sometime. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2615 You were right. It's insulting for both of us. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2616 You think I'm more Orville or Wilbur today ? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2617 If pigs can do it, so can I. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2618 I offer the authenticity you lack. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2619 I should be at the sidewalk in no time. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2620 I know this worked for you, but do you really think I can win the rat race this way? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2621 I'm Waiting For a Tail Wind! 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
2622 I’ll be damned if Pizza Rat is the only famous one in the family 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2623 Flying rat, my ass. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
2624 I order the wings from an infomercial complete with a money back guarantee. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
2625 Ironically, Phil’s landing was softened by an unsuspecting clown performing on the sidewalk. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2626 "Die Fledermaus" inspires me... 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2627 Woody Allen said rats are pigeons with wings. Here goes! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2628 How far to the moon and is it really Roquefort ? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2629 The difference is, I make this look good. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2630 So... How do you manage to fly and poop at the same time? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2631 Fox and Friends needs a lead story. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2632 This is the stuff of Greek tragedy: "Sewer rat rises to great heights for the sake of a reputation-changing obit." 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2633 I need you to be a Robin 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2634 No, that is NOT a cloud; the commissioner needs me 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2635 Yeah. And you don't look like Robin. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2636 Let 'em see what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2637 You sure I'm not too close to the sun? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2638 Batman did it. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2639 This works, my pizza delivery business is gonna take off. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2640 I’m pretty sure I figured out where Icarus went wrong. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2641 So they call you a flying rat? I'm gonna show 'em a real flying rat! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2642 How much difference can a consonant make? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2643 Wouldn't it just be safer to call Uber or Lyft? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2644 If you want handouts, learn to coo. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2645 Tell me this isn’t tougher than living in the sewer for a week. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2646 Yeah, I'm no Batman but you're not a Robin yourself. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2647 I really don't want to fly, I just like the way you guys hang out up here. 1.2453 0.04199 106 80 26 0
2648 All I have to worry about now is my aim. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2649 Look out Gotham. Here comes Bat-Rat and Bobbin! 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2650 Haters still gonna hate, Pidgie. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2651 So I said to myself, Roger, the way things are going in this country, there’ll never be a better time to live a little dangerously. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2652 This seemed like a much better idea right after we ate that fermented garbage. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2653 OK step aside--I'm up to bat. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2654 Fifth Avenue is about to learn the meaning of 'strafed'. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2655 It ain’t over until the rat lady wings 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2656 If not now, when? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2657 OK. This time... with... feeling. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2658 When just being a rat isn’t enough. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2659 My ancestors scurried around the Wright Brothers' house! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2660 Are you sure that's cheese? It looks like a cloud to me. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2661 Blame my parents who named me Icratus 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2662 Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2663 Being optimistic is always good! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2664 If this works, we should be able to clear up that misconception about you guys. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2665 Who said upward mobility is dead? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2666 No need to get into a flap about it. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2667 Ok, on the count of three, let’s jump. Ready? One. Two... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2668 I still don't find you attractive. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
2669 I don't care what your name is, I am calling you Robin. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2670 Amazon Beta. Next week with a package. 1.2430 0.04166 107 81 26 0
2671 Donald, I advise that you at least use a bungee cord in case you change your mind, AGAIN. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2672 "Rat Man and Pigeon!" I think we have a blockbuster movie in our future, don't you? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2673 Spirit of adventure? Nah, I just wanna get away from the alligators in the sewers. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2674 It's gonna be so good that you won't believe it. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2675 Flap up, flap down. Right? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2676 I've got high hopes and I'm doing it my way 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2677 If you’re Ratman, I’m Robin 1.2430 0.04166 107 81 26 0
2678 Which is more intimidating: Ratman or Batrat? ... Asking for a friend. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2679 I have foresworn the subway. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2680 If I really DID look like you, I’d take off the wings and jump. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2681 Well if Pizza Rat thinks he's won the Internet, he should think again. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2682 Design Thinking says it's alright if this doesn't work out quite as planned. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2683 Well, they won't let me fly as a support animal. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2684 You've got my back, right? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2685 You're sure about the pig who learnt to fly this way? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2686 You are so right! Clean glass from above is very fun 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2687 Batshit? I'm not batshit! I'm a superhero! 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2688 Is it for your youtube channel? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2689 Batty? I’ll show you who’s batty. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2690 You know you're a real downer? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2691 This flying thing is for the birds. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2692 If this doesn't work, I suppose the roof is all yours. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
2693 Evolution - by leaps and bounds! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2694 I think "sky rat" is an insult, not an aspiration. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2695 Did Mom really say I'm not adopted? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2696 I bet they'll still say I taste like chicken. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2697 Don't argue, from now on, you're "Robin"! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2698 You really think this will make people want to feed you in the park? 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2699 I'm through with being treated like a pest! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2700 "When pigs fly" was not a demand or even a reasonable suggestion. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2701 You first. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2702 OK, so what's next? Statue or clean car? 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2703 Orville, Wilbur; here comes your worst nightmare. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2704 Step aside, I'm Ratman! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2705 I'll give them 'rats with wings'. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2706 Thanks for the offer, but Ratman and Pigeon doesn't really flow. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2707 But it's my right to self identify as a flying species. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2708 I'm Marvel's new superhero franchise, Bat Rat! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2709 My social media consultant says this will boost my YouTube subscribers. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2710 So, you're "rats with wings," huh? We'll see about that! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2711 It's getting harder and harder to go viral. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2712 Perfect !! Now just jump and flap. 1.2430 0.05609 107 89 10 8
2713 Metaphor, huh? I'll show them a metaphor. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2714 If this doesn't work, at least there is one of me every 6 feet in this city. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2715 I'm going batty! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2716 Wilber helps his adopted brother, Orville Rat, learn to fly. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2717 Oh dear, Larry: maybe you should test your wings at a smaller building? 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2718 OK, if you really want to live up to the phrase "rats with wings" just follow me..... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2719 I'm...reconsidering pledging for Delta Pigeon Phi. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2720 Okay, for the record, my name is Orville. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2721 So then the big cheese says, ‘Jump’ and then I say, “how high?” and then.... 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2722 Batrat and Pigeon...it sounds a little bit like Batman and Robin, right? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2723 I'm a pigeon and I'm telling you pal, your singularity is not near! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2724 Obviously, I'm Ratman. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2725 Come on, you knew it was just a matter of time! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2726 I'm just starting to evolve.Wish me luck! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2727 However this turns out, anything beats the subway these days. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2728 I read it on a coffee mug; if you can dream it, you can do it! 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2729 Go ahead and laugh, but some day you'll be roosting on a Ratman statue in Central Park. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2730 Evolution be damned! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2731 Sewers? Where we're going we don't need sewers. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2732 If I pull this off he has to let me marry you. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2733 I'm going to fly to that big ball of cheese in the sky. 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
2734 Yes, I am der Fledermaus ! 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2735 I don't give a rat's ass if it's a bad idea; I'm jumping! 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2736 Let's go to plan B. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2737 You want to see a rat with wings. I'll show you a rat with wings. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
2738 I’m aiming for the penthouse, but I’ll settle for the fourth-floor buffet. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2739 The subway? Nah, I'm done. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2740 ‘Batrat’ even sounds better. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2741 You? No. I'll show them a rat with wings. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
2742 On second thought, "vermin of the ground" is fine. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2743 I only fly economy now. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2744 Well you’ve never heard of Ratman have you? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2745 See these winglets, they reduce turbulence. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2746 All I have to do now is learn how to poop on unsuspecting people. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2747 If this is successful I'll be the first Uber message carrier, starting a new trend. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2748 When the rat signal shines, I have work to do. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2749 This was not part of our pre-nup. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2750 Not now, Robin, you should have gone to the Bat-room before we left. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2751 Do you know why they call pigeons, "rats with wings"? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2752 I'm tired of taking the subway. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2753 Gotham is MINE! 1.2407 0.04133 108 82 26 0
2754 People said the same thing about the light bulb. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2755 I’m the rat this city deserves, not the one it needs 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2756 If I don’t fly back up You win! 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2757 This one is for you, dad. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2758 Anything you can, I can do better. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2759 This should set the whole 'flying rat' thing straight. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2760 That bat will see who's the boss now. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2761 Ornithologically, it should work 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2762 No, bird brain! I'm sending a semaphore message across the street. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2763 And then we’ll live happily ever after! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2764 OK, OK. I won't forget to drop a load on that black BMW. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2765 Pigs do it. Pigeons do it. Let's do it. Let's fly in love. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2766 Ten-Ratatouille, Nine-Ratatouille, Eight-Ratatouille . . . . 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2767 Now will you marry me?! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2768 I told you, I'm not Batman, I'm RATman! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2769 Okay, but even if I do fly, my ears will still stick out. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2770 If this works then we rule the world. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2771 Time to change a few minds. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2772 If you're a bird, I'm a bird. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2773 Rat race be damned! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2774 You bear witness to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2775 I’m tired of living in the sewers. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2776 The world shall know me as "Ratman"! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2777 Born free, as free as the wind blows... 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2778 What do you expect for 5 box tops? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2779 Icarus died happy, right? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2780 I can see it in tomorrow's papers, "Rat with wings spotted in New York City!" 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2781 Well, I’m not doing the Robin part. 1.2381 0.04176 105 80 25 0
2782 May as well try. What's the worst that can happen 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2783 What? It worked for Bruce Wayne! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2784 You haven't got the patent on "rats with wings." 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2785 Could you give me a push? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2786 Now watch me shit on people. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2787 Nice to meet you. This is my first day on the delivery service job. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2788 From the sewer to the skies! Rat Man flies! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2789 Maybe now, someone on a park bench will toss me a few crumbs! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2790 If this works you're out of a job. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2791 Its just a saying, you can’t and we aren’t. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2792 Wing envy 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2793 You know what they say about New York! If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2794 We'll see who's the flying rat. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2795 Nah, Intelligent Design! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2796 It's not appropriation, it's payback. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2797 It's one small step for a rat... 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2798 Impossible? That's what they said before that orange haired clown became president! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2799 It's soar or splatatouille time! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2800 The best dumpsters are tough to climb. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2801 Perception always beats reality . 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2802 This will probably confuse no one. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2803 Ratman. Batman. What's the difference? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2804 It's a clear shot to the garbage truck at 53rd and Third 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2805 Now, picture me lit from behind, projected onto low cloud cover. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2806 I'm gonna show 'em what a flying rat really looks like. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2807 Have you seen our sewer system? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2808 I’ll see you on the other side. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2809 We'll see who they call a "flying rat" now! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2810 Sewer surfing just isn't a rush anymore. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2811 I'm gonna show that so-called Pizza Rat his fifteen minutes are over. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2812 ....and one day, Stuart Little changed everything. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2813 I don't give a bat's ass how dangerous you think this is. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2814 And this gets you bread how exactly? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2815 Think how ridiculous you're going to look when I succeed. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2816 They'll call me.. .Ratman! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2817 My therapist told me to try new things 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2818 Face it, Felicia! You've been replaced by Flying Rat 2.0! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2819 You're sure this is how Bela Lugosi got started?? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2820 Go on, you, too, can be one of the Flying Rats. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2821 I hope you remember what happened to Icarus. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2822 Your dad will soon realize that our love and my ingenuity will conquer any differences he may perceive. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2823 who needs the rat race when you can fly ? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2824 Your telling me Stan Lee didn't use spell check. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2825 Are they in Central Park with their cameras? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2826 So you can't see a franchise called Ratman? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2827 If this works, they’ll call us ‘Ratman and Pigeon!’” 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2828 This is my one shot at getting our relationship out in the open. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2829 The traffic was killing me. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2830 I will no longer be pigeon-holed into the grounded rat stereotype. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2831 YouTube, here I come! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2832 Sorry to disappoint, but those wings aren't going to make you any more likable in this city. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2833 If I pull this off you guys are toast. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2834 I've heard that the moon is made of cheese, so...why not. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2835 I think I can, I think I can... 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2836 You see that little red convertible; thats my target. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2837 Rat! Bat! I can do this! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2838 Orville Rat! 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2839 You'll wish it was pigeon poop! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2840 I'm tired of being a street rat. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2841 Perhaps you can tell me about Icarus later; I don't want to miss this bright, sunny day. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2842 I am definitely the hero they deserve! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2843 If Mighty Mouse could do it, so can I! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2844 The subway has been way too busy these days. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2845 If this works, it changes nothing. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2846 There's only one way to find out if the moon is made of cheese! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2847 Evildoers, beware the vengeance of Batrat and Pigeon! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2848 ARE YOU POSITIVE IT'S THE RAT SIGNAL? 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2849 You'll see...garbage trucks will fear Ratman and Pigeon. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2850 Well, if pigs can fly........ 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2851 If this doesn’t work, at least I don’t have to live through the coming recession. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2852 "Rats with wings? Rats with wings my ass. We'll show them "rats with wings". 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2853 ..... one giant leap for rodent kind !! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2854 Have you seen what's crawling around the subway? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2855 If you guys get credit for being rats with wings, then I get to be a pigeon with whiskers 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2856 Well, if this doesn't work, at least I won't have to wait and see if your cockamamie vegan and pebble diet gives me cancer. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2857 That's why they call us roaches with spunk. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2858 One small step for me...one giant leap for Ratkind! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2859 Just one huge dropping on Trump Tower and then you can have your nickname back. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2860 Soon, when evil threatens, this image will light up the night sky! 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
2861 If pigs can fly, I thought I should give it a shot. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2862 No! YOU are just a rat with wings! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2863 I deliver invitation to Putin, where is Kremlin? 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2864 They want to call you a rat with wings. I'll show them a rat with wings. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2865 I'll give you a Tweet when I land 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2866 Darwin was all wrong about this 'species' theory. I refuse to be PIGEONHOLED as a RAT! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2867 The Rat Signal! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2868 Do you think I'll get more YouTube views that pizza rat? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2869 One small step for a rat... 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2870 Oh, shut up about Batman! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2871 After we do this, I'll show you where to find the best pizza under Grand Central Station. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2872 ...And one giant leap for ratkind! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2873 I can't go back down there, I won't. I want to escape life in the sewer and soar above the clouds. Either that or fly to Chinatown where there are more food options. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2874 Maybe I should just take the subway 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2875 Eat your heart out, Pizza Rat 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2876 Together we can prove that 'flying rats' isn't a pejorative! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2877 I'll show you what a REAL rat with wings can do! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2878 I will suceed where icarus failed 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2879 Come on, Pigeon, to the Rat Cave! There's no time to lose. Ratman and Pigeon to the rescue. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2880 I see what you mean, my bowels feel really loose now too! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2881 This should get me a shot on America Has Talent. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2882 Okay, okay, fine! You called my bluff. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2883 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2884 This'll make an epic YouTube video. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2885 Who's the sky rat now? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2886 Look, it's better than dealing with TSA. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2887 Whattya mean "It's been done?" 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2888 Da na na na na na na nah, RODENTMAN! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2889 I don’t know why they call you guys that...seems like there’s more to it than this? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2890 Now to find that statue of the Pied Piper... 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2891 Since they call pigeons rats with wings, I figured I'd give it a try. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2892 " We will call ourselves 'Ratman and Robin' crime fighters ". 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2893 I'll show you rats-with-wings. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2894 Evolution, you can take my wings, but you can never take MY FREEDOM! 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2895 In your face, Icarus! 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2896 I'm tired of everyone calling your kind 'rats with wings'. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2897 They say pigeons are just flying rats, so what the heck. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2898 If this works I'll let you and your bird friends crawl through the sewers. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2899 I'm Pizza Rat. This is gonna get mad clicks on my You Tube channel. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2900 Are you sure this is how your Mother taught you to fly? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2901 I'll show them a flying rat. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2902 In case this doesn't work, remember what I taught you about back alley dumpsters. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2903 I'm done going through garbage everyday. I'm heading to Jersey. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2904 Bread crumbs are for the birds, I am headed to that large sphere of cheese otherwise known as the moon. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
2905 It's easy. Leonardo da Vinci explained how years ago. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2906 You want a rat with wings? I'll give you a rat with wings. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
2907 Rat Bull Gives You Wings! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2908 If I don't make it, tell my 204 kids that I'll miss them. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2909 What have I got to lose? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2910 Oh the Rat signal? Its actually garbage day. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2911 Micky just because you saw Die Fledermaus at the Met does not mean you can fly. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2912 I'm telling ya, I think the tail will be your problem. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2913 Flight. Definitely flight. I'm too chicken to fight. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2914 Prepare to eat crow. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2915 We'll see who's the flying rat. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2916 I told you to dress up as a robin. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2917 So, all the breadcrumbs you can eat at the park, eh. How hard can this be? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2918 Let the new rat race begin . 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2919 ...actually, I'm bored with life in the gutter - so I'm training to be a bat ! 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2920 We're taking back the name "flying rats".. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2921 The key is to not look down. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2922 Introducing Vermin Airlines! 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2923 Don't try this at home. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2924 Let the record show I did it your way. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2925 I gotta figure a way to get out of this rat race. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2926 There appears to be some fowl play here. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
2927 Now they'll see what a flying rat REALLY looks like! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2928 One small step for rats, one step backward for mankind! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2929 They told the Wright brothers they were doing it wrong, too. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2930 Which sounds better: Batrat or Ratbat? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2931 Well, if I do drop like a stone, nobody will say "aw pigeons". 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
2932 Rats, bats, whatever! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2933 Better I be thought mad than surrender to you my rightful place in this city. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2934 Heard so much about rats with wings I thought I’d give it a try. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2935 It's Ratman and Pigeon to the rescue! 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
2936 No, this is a rat with wings. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2937 Adopted? I’ll show you... 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2938 The other mice say I’m bats. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2939 This better work, it better not be another of your feather brained ideas ... 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2940 Let's get out of this town Marge. By my calculations, we'll be on Miami Beach in three days. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2941 Just ONCE I'd like to be tossed a bread crumb. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2942 I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!... 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2943 If this doesn’t work fly to Penn Station and notify my next of kin. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2944 Is it just me or do you sometimes worry that you're just jumping off a building? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2945 You should see my Ratcave. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2946 There's a group of rats that still believe that the moon is made of green cheese. I'm out to put that myth to rest." 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2947 Now I am just like you-- a rat with wings. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2948 It's Johann Strauss, Junior's birthday, so I decided to do "Fledermaus". 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2949 They call me Batrat! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2950 If you're a robin, then I'm Batman. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2951 You've always been a great mentor to me. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2952 Holy smokes, Batman, I've turned into a pigeon! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2953 I'm highly offended by your display of cultural appropriation. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2954 I'm practicing for an audition in Die Fledermaus. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2955 You will catch me if this fails, right? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2956 I prefer to be called a stool pigeon. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2957 I promise not to fly too close to the sewer 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2958 I hear they are casting for a new Batman movie. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2959 You're not going to get very far. You do know we live in a bubble, right? 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2960 Hopefully you do better than the pig last week. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2961 ...ruining a clean car just ain't enough...I'm going biblical! 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
2962 Gimme a break! I'm just a friggin' rat with these friggin' fake wings trying to friggin' fly! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2963 You take everything so literally. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2964 I think I smell a trap 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2965 It fools the old guys on the park benches. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2966 I'm hoping for the handouts. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2967 I’m taking the cat and mouse game to a new level! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2968 Check me out, I'm Ratman. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2969 I just drank Red Bull, and these things appeared. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2970 I don’t usually get high on the first date 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2971 I wanted Gotham but my permanent assignment is Newark. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2972 … and one giant leap for mouse-kind. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2973 Just swoop and glide? No need to flap? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2974 If I pull this off, I'm a lock to replace the eagle. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2975 And they said the sewer’s the limit. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2976 I’ve had it with the Turtles getting all the credit. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2977 I’m amazed no one else has thought of this! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2978 I'll show 'em flying rats! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2979 THIS is what a rat with wings looks like, dammit! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2980 No, I’m a rat with wings. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2981 Sorry, that’s the Rat Signal—gotta go. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2982 Okay, first one to the street wins! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2983 YOLO! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2984 If I’m not back in an hour call the police. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2985 ...if this works i’ll join the others jumping from 666 park avenue... 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
2986 Don't give up your day job. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2987 The only thing I'm worried about is steering with my thin tail. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2988 flying rat, literally ! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2989 One small step for a mouse ... One giant leap for mouse kind 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2990 It's just until the election. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2991 Do I have to shit on them? 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
2992 They say bats are basically rats with wings so I don't see a problem. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2993 Rat's got a fly ... you know how I feel 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2994 Well...it was either get a second job or get a roommate. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2995 I know I have the Wright stuff. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2996 I hope I don't look like that 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2997 On second thought, do we really need a new breed of vermin? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2998 I'm not a chicken. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2999 You just don't get it, do you? You're already a flying rat. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3000 They may call you guys "rats with wings," but we developed the concept. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3001 We'll just see who's the rat with wings. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3002 Shut up, 'Penguin'! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3003 Its time they see a real one. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3004 Let's go mess with Woody Allen. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3005 Being a rat with wings just sounds more fun 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3006 I'm only doing this because you're my friend and you tell me it's safe. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3007 Batrat. Kinda catchy, huh? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3008 If a bat can do it, a rat can do it. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3009 I'm going to get a pizza. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3010 I saw Zootopia and I was inspired. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3011 Remember the goal is to poop on tourists. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3012 "I'm the Flying Rat, you're a Pigeon! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3013 I know you're skeptical, but us New York City rats are a special breed! 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3014 I'll show ya some droppings dude. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3015 It can't be that hard if you do it. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3016 And you're sure I can't just use the restroom? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3017 Now you'll see who the real m"rats of the sky " are 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3018 If l can make it there, l’ll make it anywhere... 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3019 We'll see who's the real flying rat! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3020 I swear! I never said that pigeons are rats with wings. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3021 Trump taking his message to twitter. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3022 Is it a bat? Is it a rat? No! It's a BRAT! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3023 O.K. you win. You are underrated. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3024 It's okay. Batman didn't have insurance either. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3025 OK this is what we're gonna do - we'll fly inside, get as much cheese as we can and meet back here. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3026 They call your kind rats with wings. That's where I got the idea. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3027 Duh-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, Duh-da-da-da-da-da-da-da . . .RATMAN!!! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3028 I must be an early adopter—there were no reviews. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3029 This is not my usual 'fly by night' operation. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3030 Are you sure that MY becoming a ‘rat with wings’ too will improve our relationship? 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3031 Just wait ‘til Banksy sees this. 1.2353 0.04221 102 78 24 0
3032 Well, it's kind of like being transgender. But instead, I'm trans-phylum. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3033 I got shocked by the third rail one too many times. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3034 Top this Mr. Bigshot pizza rat! 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
3035 We're the same, buddy, just rats with wings. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
3036 Race you to that stale popcorn kernel? 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
3037 THOSE ARE FAKE WINGS. STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE ME. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
3038 The name is Orville. Orville Rat. And I am here to make history. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3039 Prepare to be disrupted. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3040 I don’t give a rat’s ass how ridiculous I look! I’m SO over the subway 1.2353 0.04221 102 78 24 0
3041 You'd think at least the Post would be covering this. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3042 It’s pronounced Ratman 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3043 I got inspired when you chirped that melody from Die Fledermaus. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
3044 I still don't see the resemblance everyone talks about. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3045 If a pigeon is a rat with wings, am I now a pigeon? Ah, the riddles of philosophy. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
3046 Batman's got Robin....Ratman's got Pidgeon. Heads up Gotham! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
3047 Ever since "Pizza Rat" I have been looking for new ways to go viral. 1.2347 0.04303 98 75 23 0
3048 The elevator is out of order. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
3049 I want to be just like you - a rat with wings. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3050 DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD WILL LET US MARRY NOW? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3051 I think I'm ready to solo, thanks to your lessons. We'll see. Pooping will come the easiest. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3052 Think. I’m free of that pesky cat at last. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
3053 Die Fledermaus...I was in the rafters at the Met, that's why! 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
3054 I thought I told you to stay out of the dumpsters behind Pfizer. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3055 They also said rats can't talk! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3056 I called you for back-up. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3057 100% I can glide right to Times Square. I'm a smart rodent. You birds are stupid. Watch this! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3058 Just imagine the sky is cheese and the ground is cats 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3059 So I find a windshield, and then you're able to just go in mid flight? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3060 Yeah dude, those wings are dope! Go for it! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3061 Rat S*#t Crazy 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3062 I'm gonna get little old ladies to feed me. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
3063 Rats with wings? I'll show you! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
3064 This one's for Orville. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
3065 I'm tired of living on the down-low. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
3066 I wish he understood that having wings won't make them respect him more. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
3067 Rat droppings? I'll give them rat droppings. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3068 "When pigs fly" they said, and he SAILED into the White House. Now let 'em get a gander at this! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3069 They may refer to you as a Flying Rat! Well, I'm going to give them a Flying Rat they'll never forget! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3070 That's easy for you to say! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3071 I know, I know. I'm going absolutely batty! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3072 Okay, third time lucky. Your friends didn't do too well. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3073 Don't act so superior! Aren't your people called "rats of the skies"? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3074 Hold my beer... 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3075 I was plenty accepting of you when you got super into hot yoga... 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3076 You know, some people say pigeons are just rats with wings. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3077 Thanks, got 'em from ACME! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3078 Haven't you ever heard of "Rat Man"? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3079 I still don't understand why you can't fly down and pick up the pizza slice. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3080 You know you can get the pizza delivered right? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3081 You're not exactly an eagle yourself. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3082 No--I'M the rat with wings. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3083 There's flying squirrels, why not rats? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3084 This should get way more likes than my cousin with the pizza. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3085 Forget the wings, just turn around and poop. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3086 It's the signal! Gotham feeds us tonight, old chum. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3087 I'll be the rat Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3088 I'd like to fly south for the winter as well 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3089 Frank, although I appreciate and support your choice to self identify as trans species, do you really think bird is the way to go? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3090 Mighty Rat. "Here I come to save the day! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3091 I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3092 Taking the rat race to a new level buddy? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3093 They laughed before I beat the maze. They laughed before I outsmarted the cat. They laughed before I got the cheese out of the trap. Now they’re laughing because I said I can fly… GET READY TO EAT YOUR WORDS AGAIN, BITCHES! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3094 "I'm just going to wing it". 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3095 Sometimes it does hurt to try 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3096 They say flying is 70% physical 90% mental. Wish me luck. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3097 I think maybe I'll try the 'Crapping on Statues' lesson again. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3098 ... you see stand-in work makes you eligible for SAG. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3099 Dedalmaus 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3100 Don't be silly. Of course, I can. Why else would Johanne call me Die Fledermause? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3101 If pigs can fly, why can't I? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3102 If we're going to make this work, Gladys, we're both going to have to make some compromises. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3103 Watch. This is how a real flying rat does it. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3104 Everyone’s got a dream. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3105 Who am I? I'm Ratman! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3106 The flying is easy. Its the aiming that's hard. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3107 Step aside pigeons. The real winged rat has arrived. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3108 I know you pigeons consider it an insult but I prefer to look upon it as a challenge. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3109 Yeah, I know what they call you. It's still an improvement. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3110 Time to see if that moon is really made out of cheese. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3111 Well I’m still more likely to survive this than a United Airlines flight 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3112 I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3113 I don't need your "expertise. " 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3114 Actually, it’s nothing like a squirrel suit. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3115 They call you guys "flying rats". Now they get to see the real thing 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3116 Today New Joisey! Tomorrow the world! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3117 Ok, I got it...flap really hard for the first 3 seconds, then glide. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3118 New Jersey is worth it. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3119 Let me show you how it's done. It is so easy to crap on a tourist. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3120 I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3121 Let me show you what a real flying rat looks like! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3122 If this works, I’ll show you how to solve a maze next. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3123 Took awhile to teach the seagulls, so pay attention. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3124 I'm relesing my inner bat. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3125 It worked when I was getting off that sinking ship! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3126 You say Icarus. I say Icarat. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3127 If I can pull this off, Pizza Rat will be a distant memory. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3128 I have to load up to visit my favourite statue 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3129 It all started with the first Batman movie. . . 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3130 This'll top dragging a slice up a flight of stairs. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3131 Ronald belatedly decides to join the #metoo movement. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3132 ...and then, you swear, those big, weird animals will just toss me chunks of their food? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3133 I'm gonna show 'em a REAL flying rat! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3134 I think it's important for people to actually see a flying rat to clear up misconceptions about both of our species. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3135 To you, it’s just a nickname. To me... It’s a challenge. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3136 Isn't this how evolution works? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3137 My mother always said I’d be good at anything. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3138 This is the easy part. The stairs are the real challenge. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3139 And curiosity killed the rat... 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3140 Let's face it. We're not Batman and Robin. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3141 You can trust me, baby; I'm a rat, not some stool pigeon. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3142 You're ratshit crazy. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3143 Evolution 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3144 Somebody threw away a half-full Red Bull, so here I am. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3145 I didn't miss the last time, mine are just harder to see. Now which car should I go for? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3146 Maybe this Bring Your Kid to Work Day was a good idea after all. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3147 I'll show them who's a rat with wings. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3148 They call me Ratman, but you’re no robin. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3149 That's fake news, which reminds me, I think I can make it to Trump Tower from here. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3150 There's a full cheese tonight, and I'm eating it all! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3151 You and your power of positive thinking! 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3152 They're doing a revival of "Birdman". 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3153 You’re not the only rat with wings! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3154 My mama didn’t name me Icarus for nothing! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3155 ...on the other hand whats one more dead rat? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3156 Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, Ratman! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3157 don't tell anybody about us 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3158 To virality... and beyond! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3159 Yes, the wings show effort. But, I don’t know if my parents will ever like you. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3160 No worry, the brothers made it. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3161 Maybe now I won't be mistaken as a politician. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3162 How many times do you have to flap, before you jump? 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3163 They can't call you a 'Rat With Wings' & get away with it! 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
3164 Geronimo! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3165 Finding pizza in the station is still not worth the hassle of riding the M.T.A. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3166 I think you should stop saying ‘the food is to die for.’ 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3167 You know that didn't work for Icarus. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3168 Fish gotta swim. Bird gotta fly. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3169 If this works, it could give "rat race" a whole new lease of life. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3170 We’ll see who’s batshit crazy! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3171 So... convertibles you say. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3172 The things I do for love... 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
3173 I still think this makes me look batty. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3174 The name's Orville. Orville Rat. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3175 The kitty-hawk trained all the rat brothers. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3176 So I aim at only freshly washed cars? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3177 I'll show them whar a rat with wings really looks like. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3178 GLIDE FOR A WHILE, AND THEN FLAP LIKE HELL. 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
3179 Cynthia, I've got a confession to make. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3180 Why are you doing this? You don't see me dragging pizza slices through the subway, do you? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3181 I'm rehearsing for my bat mitzvah. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3182 I'm sick and tired of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3183 Poetic justice, wouldn't you agree? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3184 I'm tired of the only options being a man or a mouse. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3185 I identify as volant. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3186 I want to be a flying rat, like you. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3187 I might be alone in this, but the subway is just gross. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3188 I'm going to show you what a real flying rat can do. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3189 “They call me fat, they call me rat, well NOW they’ll call me...” *splat* 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3190 Who's viral now, Pizza Rat? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3191 No one will ever call you a rat with wings after this! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3192 If successful, I’ll move up a few steps pestwise. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3193 Evolution had to start somewhere, right? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3194 I’ve always had this thing for Mighty Mouse. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3195 If I live, shoot me. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3196 I can deceive you no longer; I’m a rat and inter species relationships don’t work. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3197 Quick Robin, to the Rat-Cave! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3198 The way I see it, either I fulfill my death wish or this actually does work out. Win/win. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3199 OK, before we start let's go over it once more: If anyone asks, I'm a Caped Crusader & you're Robin. Got it? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3200 I got the idea when I overheard someone referring to pigeons as flying rats! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
3201 You think you're the only rat with wings around here. 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3202 Well, I guess bats must have started somewhere... 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3203 I am testing the theory that humans think flying pests are cute. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3204 ...And I slammed my beer on the bar and retorted: "Well, I for one would 'give a rat's ass!' to fly!" 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
3205 I mean it was a lot of work and trial and error, but its all worth it to become the worst thing in New York 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3206 If a damn cockroach can do it, then why not a rat? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3207 Easy for you to say, you do this all the time. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3208 It’ll be fine. I found a whole Red Bull in 10L 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3209 Like Trump I don’t need to be an experienced insider to totally nail this. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3210 If these work, I'm going to patent them. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3211 So you said these come with a money back guarantee if anything goes wrong, right? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3212 I'll show you rats-with-wings. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
3213 Yes, I'm aware of that. But this is what it takes to be a social influencer! 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3214 Are you sure this is going to work? 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3215 Sorry to say, but that's what some people call you too! 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3216 I know I'm not the sky rat that New York needs, but darn it Jeff, I'm the one it deserves. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
3217 I wasn't feeling it in spin class. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
3218 No, I AM the rat with wings. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
3219 Bill, thanks for the lessons. If this doesn’t work out, please help yourself to the bread bits and the dead flies in my stash, plus all that cheese we got out of the dumpster on Wednesday. 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
3220 They call your kind "flying rats". I'm just making up for where evolution left off. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
3221 They say pigeons are just rats with wings, so here goes nothing! 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
3222 My Father always told me I'd rise above the rat race. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3223 Wherever rent's affordable. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
3224 Remember, you’re the air beneath my wings. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3225 Well, we are tired of people saying it, too 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3226 I found the solution to the subway rodent problem. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3227 One small step for a rat, one giant leap for mammals. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
3228 They're going to see that Pizza Rat isn’t just a one trick pony! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3229 Two can play at this game! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3230 Let's see how they react if a real flying rat poops on them. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3231 ......not only do I get around quicker but I can eat on the fly 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3232 Well what if YOU had one superpower, what would it be? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3233 There's a Gargoyle strike. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
3234 No, not Ratman. But rather, The Dark Rat. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3235 I’ll show them who the real flying rat is. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3236 So the pressure exerted down by fast moving air is less than the pressure exerted up by slow moving air and that creates lift. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3237 On second thought, the traffic isn't that bad in the city 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3238 Just trying to elevate my station in life. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3239 Orville and Wilbur Wrat, circa 1908. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
3240 The rat race is finally for the birds. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
3241 So just jump ... and then poop ??? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3242 The only think I fear is being called a cliche. 1.2277 0.05782 101 86 7 8
3243 Maybe I was born in a rat's body, but my true calling is soiling windshields. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3244 OK, for the last time, I am “literally” a rat with wings...you are not! Why is that so hard! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3245 I fail to see the resemblance. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
3246 Just testing out the theory. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
3247 Here's to "rats with wings" 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
3248 Thanks for signing on, Robins are hard to find in Gotham. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
3249 You're worried about pollution? Try living in the sewer for a day. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3250 I'm sure I can make it to Trump Tower. He pardoned a turkey - why not me? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3251 This isn't how evolution is supposed to work. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
3252 A million views for dragging a slice of pizza down the subway stairs, PALEEEEASE. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
3253 Come fly with me . . . 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
3254 Yes I can! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3255 This is a job for Super Rat! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
3256 This isn't gonna work. I know it won't work ... what do you think? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
3257 It ain't just the breeze in my face that calls me. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3258 Wait 'til they get a load of me. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3259 A pigeons is just a rat with wings. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
3260 Can't you just take the subway? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
3261 I'm going to turn into Batman before I hit the ground, believe me. I know you believe me because your nodding your head. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3262 You’re not the only flying rat ! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3263 Ratman! Na! Na! Na! Na! Na! Na! Na! Na! Ratman! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3264 I have to try this because the subway isn't as clean as it used to be. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3265 I am done with this rat race. Tweet “Going batty”. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3266 A small step for a rat. A big step for ratkind. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3267 No one cared who I was until I put on the musk. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3268 Just call me a deficit hawk 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3269 Okay, Robin, to the bat-cave! 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
3270 Too literal. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3271 I asked for a robin, damnit! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3272 Pizza Rat my ass! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3273 No offence, but there’s gotta be a better way to slip the surly bonds of earth. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3274 Are you sure this is the way Mighty Mouse does it? Trust me! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3275 Apart from your not liking the name 'Bat Rat', what do you think of my chances flying? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3276 Soon, every discussion of flight will require the explicit clarification, "Which Orville? The human or the rat?" 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3277 I'm sick and tired of you pigeons co-opting our culture. Rat lives matter! 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
3278 This country is killing me. If I make it to Canada, great. If I go splat, that's okay, too. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3279 'DON'T BE SO SMUG - BET I CAN GET TO THE STREET BEFORE YOU!" 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3280 Just to be clear, I soil the Orkin man's windshield then he feeds me in the park? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3281 It’s worth the risk. I’d rather be a skyrat than a sewer rat. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3282 I knew I should have gotten a large... 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3283 Wait! It's looking less like the Rat Signal and more like a ducky, now. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3284 All I hear is "pigeon without wings, pigeon without wings, blah blah blah." 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3285 Here he comes: “Mighty Mouse” 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
3286 I'm sick of cheese I want some popcorn and peanuts 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3287 My name? It's IcaRAT. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3288 Well, here goes nothing! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3289 You can be anything you want if you believe in yourself 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3290 I needed a symbol to strike fear into the hearts of commuters everywhere. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3291 They say the moon is made out of cheese. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3292 How much do you wanna bat? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3293 Your telling me folks preferred watching me drag pizza home during rush-hour commute? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3294 Do what you want, I think I'll just wing it. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3295 OK, I got it. I'll aim for the funny looking guy with the big glasses. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3296 If this doesn’t work you can have the ratmobile. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3297 Wait a minute. Do you eat roadkill? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3298 Who are you calling a rat with wings? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3299 Can you be the wind beneath my wings? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3300 Who's next? Pigs? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3301 I hear the big cheese is in the penthouse. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
3302 They’ll call us ‘Ratman and Pigeon.’ 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3303 Perhaps you recognize me from Youtube. My last stunt involved subway stairs and pizza. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3304 Are you sure that this is how Batman stated? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3305 Trump Tower ,here I come. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3306 You’re giving guys like me a bad name. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3307 Millenials. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3308 So, don't fly too near the sun and forget I'm a rat. That's It? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3309 It can’t be more dangerous than dodging subway trains. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3310 Never heard of RatMan...whaddya been cooped up all your life? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3311 On second thought, I think I gotta swim. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3312 Pooping on the statue is the goal. If I miss, aim for humans’ shoes. Got it. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3313 Here I come to save my eponym 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3314 I feel with Leonard Trilling that "It is now life and not art that requires the willing suspension of disbelief." 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3315 Phillip, do you really think this will fool your parents? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3316 Have you ever heard that expression, lipstick on a pig? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3317 Sky rat? I'll show you a sky rat! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3318 Hawk eleven o'clock. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3319 You make a point. Do me a favor and hang onto my keys. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3320 I'm the new superhero: Batraaat! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3321 Where we're going, we don't need gutters. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3322 I know they mean it as an insult, but even you have to admit it sounds pretty cool. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3323 Would you consider Ratman and Robin? 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
3324 Before you commit to this, let’s look at a cautionary tale called the Story of Icarus. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3325 What do you think? I want her to see me as more than just a rodent with wings. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3326 WHATA YA GOT TO LOSE, YOUR JUST A RAT. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3327 I'm so much smarter than you, pigeon-brain. Surely I can fly. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3328 Of course I can fly. I lived on the Wrights’ farm. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3329 I don't give a pigeon's cloaca what happens to me. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3330 Now who's the flying rat? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3331 I'm don't care what anyone says, putting wings on a rat still doesn't turn me into a pigeon. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3332 It's time to slip the surly bonds of earth and poop on cars... 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3333 I'm going viral, Pidge! This'll totally out-do the stunt I pulled in the subway with the slice of pizza. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3334 Where is the Batmobile when you need it! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3335 You've been acting weird ever since you ate that slice of pizza. 1.2245 0.04236 98 76 22 0
3336 They call you the rat of the skies. I'll show them who the rat of the skies is! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3337 Yeah, I got out of the rat race and took up base-jumping. Meet you down at the dumpster for lunch. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3338 I for one find it to be a term of endearment. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3339 It's Wall Street so of course I'll fly by night. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3340 I don't think, "Up, up, and away--sometimes..." will do it. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3341 You know that bit about pigeons being "rats with wings"......just trying out the theory. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3342 It's because of rats like you and your expensive new hobbies that I can barely afford to perch in this part of town anymore.... 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3343 Thank you, Mister "Expert". 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3344 But will I get more views than Pizza Rat? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3345 You see, Karen, I've been watching you fly, and as a dude rat, I'm going to give you some pointers. Thanks for the bat wings gift, by the way. You swear tissue paper is the most resilient material? Whatever.....check this out! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3346 You should see the Rat-Mobile! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3347 You wouldn’t understand it; you’re cloaked in wing privilege. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3348 I gotta get outa here...I just saw the farmer's wife with a carving knife! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3349 This city needs me, I AM RATMAN! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3350 It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3351 I’m doing this for us. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
3352 Hey, if pigs can do it 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3353 If a dumb bird like you can do it, it must be easy. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3354 Are sure Stool Pigeon is a step up? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3355 You're not the only 'rat of the sky' around here. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3356 If I soar above the city, I can spot those slices of pizza a lot easier! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3357 My mom wanted me to be a therapist. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3358 Ratman... have you thought this through? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3359 Remember history? No way: the future belongs to those who dare to let go of the past! 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3360 I have a reputation to uphold. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3361 Do you think I can make it to the White House, and get away with being batty too? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3362 And they dare to call me a rat with wings 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
3363 He's gone ratshit. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3364 I got tired of hearing that bats are just rats with wings. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3365 Amazon’s Deal of the Day. Free Delivery. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3366 Trust me, I'm a very big deal with the humans. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
3367 I’m going to prove that you pigeons are not the only rats that can fly. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3368 No, when they say "rats with wings" they don't mean YOU!" 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3369 Couldn't I just take the elevator? 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3370 I'm about to put you Pigeons out of business! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3371 Lookout Gotham! There's a new sheriff in town! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3372 I have a dream . . . 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3373 Now just lean into the wind and don't look down. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3374 Intelligence test comes next, but first, the loop-the-loop competition! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3375 I stand with my brothers and sisters in the pigeon community. Until the slur has ceased to have its sting, I choose to self-identify with the pejorative term used by our cultural oppressors. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
3376 Today, we are brothers! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3377 Would it be more convincing if I added a mask and cape? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
3378 I'm going to prove the earth is flat. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
3379 No worries...they came with a three second guarantee 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
3380 Just point me at the sun, what could go wrong? 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
3381 So I say, ‘Oh, you think that’s viral? Just you wait, Pizza Rat. Just you wait.’ 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
3382 You’re fired. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
3383 You are nothing like me. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
3384 If this works, it's free food in the park for life, so why not? 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
3385 dananana nananana Ratman! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3386 da da da da da da da da da da da da da da RatMan!!! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
3387 I know, I know. I packed snacks! Don't worry! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3388 Your gig at the park bench is now mine. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3389 I'm as qualified as anyone else in the administration. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3390 They don't give us golden parachutes anymore 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3391 Hey, there's Batman. Batrat's such a stretch? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3392 I fly in solidarity with my brother from another mother. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3393 Daedalus knew his son would ignore his warnings. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3394 It beats waiting for the subway! 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3395 Either way, this sure beats the subway 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3396 A rat with wings? A RAT WITH WINGS? I'll give you a rat with wings! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3397 Next I will teach you how to "bob" your neck , nobody well ever know your true identity. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3398 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. But if I can't, you swoop down and save me. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3399 I've always identified as one of you, sky rat. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3400 I want to make it look like an accident. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3401 Now watch closely. If I'm right, my cooking skills are transferable. I mean, how hard can flying be? 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3402 No, I don’t think ‘flying rats’ is just a euphemism. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3403 The open auditions for "Die Fledermaus" are gonna be tough. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3404 What do you mean, "What color is my parachute?" What's a parachute? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3405 Yah, you don't fly so good yourself. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3406 I've a feeling we're not in the subway anymore. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3407 Yes, I've heard about pigs, but I'm a rat. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3408 Call yourself a flying rat once more, and I'll sue you for trademark infringement. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3409 Bat Rat flys again! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3410 I think you would have better results with a squirrel suit. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3411 I was just tryna get yo number.. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3412 I'm tired of sharing the sewer with all those turtles. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3413 Okay, now I can see the similarity. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3414 This isn't about the breakup, Kyle, so don't even say it. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3415 Call it sibling rivalry if you want, but this should get me more views than Pizza Rat. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3416 da na na na na na na na... Rat Man. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3417 Didn’t you see the Rat-Signal? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3418 Easy does it there, Icarus. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3419 Call me Ratman. You can be Bobin. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3420 You can't, they say; well they said that to Lindbergh; They said that to Amelia; They say that to everyone who dreams. I refuse to listen I am an Eagle;I will soar. Bon Voyage, Pigeon. I'll see you up in the clouds! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3421 I'm finally getting out of this rat race. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
3422 I overheard the guy in 12B say something about cookies saved in the cloud. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3423 "I'm so sick of you guys being called 'flying rats'...I'M the real flying rat". 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3424 You think you’re the only one entitled to a bird’s eye view? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3425 So are you going to go, or should I? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3426 They throw food at you pigeons, while we rats have to scavenge, so I figure... 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3427 If I survive this, it will be your turn to tie on a tail. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3428 I'm flattered 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
3429 I’d stick to being RatMan if I were you. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3430 Batrat and Pigeon to the rescue! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3431 dont worry, i have flight insurance 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3432 The things I do for love babe... 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3433 That’s one small step for rat, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3434 I am done with this cold weather, so I am headed south. It was either this or flying United. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3435 That’s what they call you? I’ll show them what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3436 Just because I'm Robin doesn't make you Batman. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3437 Rat-with-wings? I’ll show them a rat-with-wings... 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3438 I just gotta get to Canada. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3439 We can be Ratman and Pigeon. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3440 Dave,if this is what it takes for people to stop referring to you guys as ‘rats with wings’, then so be it. I’ll do it. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3441 OK! OK! You get Battery Park! 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3442 I’ve been complacent, but no more. When they go low, we go high. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3443 No more garbage for me. From now on it’s all pop corn and bread crumbs. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3444 I'm finding out if even a rat can experience upward mobility. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3445 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Ratman! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3446 Maybe they’d like an actual flying rat for a change. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3447 So uh, same time tomorrow? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3448 Until this moment I’ve been nothing but a pigeon without wings. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3449 Ratman is the hero this city needs! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3450 I prefer the high life. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3451 Rats with wings? Pigeons aren't rats with wings. Let me show you a rat with wings. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3452 Rat with wings, rat with wings... I show em rat with wings 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3453 Pigeon Control - I'm ready for takeoff. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3454 If this works, they won't be able to call you a "flying rat" anymore! 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3455 I just want to get one windshield messy, pay you the $5, then go home 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3456 Eat your heart out, Michael Keaton. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3457 I get a slice of pizza after this, right? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3458 The competition for pizza is getting really tough. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3459 So you've never betted on a rat until now and I've never ratted on a bet... 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3460 No offense... 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3461 I tell you, kid, it's a thankless job being Ratman. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3462 I fell in love with the spotlight after pizza gate. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3463 Very impressive, but can you carry a coded message 10 miles behind the enemy lines? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3464 "Here I come to save the day". That means that Mighty Rat is on his way. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3465 I'm a pigeon with brains. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3466 We could do this together. We'll call ourselves United. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3467 I'll fly like a rat out of Hell's kitchen. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3468 There's a penthouse up there with my name on it. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3469 Sorry, Ratman is looking for a Robin. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3470 Well, you're no Robin, either. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3471 Rats with wings 2.0. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3472 Chirp all you like. You'll be sorry you didn't tweet this. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3473 Pidgeon! To the Rat-Mobile! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3474 This will settle the "rats with wings" question once and for all 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3475 If this works, they'll finally stop calling me "Pizza Rat." 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3476 I’m taking a Lyft. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3477 You sure all it takes is a "Hail Mary?" 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3478 I just got so tired of the metaphor, I figured... 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3479 Enough with misnomers. They want flying rats, I'll give them flying rats. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3480 They say bats are flying rodents. I'll be fine. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3481 Outta my way, dove. If god didn’t make a rat your equal, then DaVinci did. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
3482 To hell with feathers . . . There is a great future in plastic! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3483 What is that saying? Bat out of hell! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3484 But if it works, then will you marry me? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3485 Trust me, sister. You are no flying rat. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3486 Rats of the sky"? I'd rather go with "One small step for rat, one giant leap for rat-kind" Rats of the sky? I'm going with "One small step for rat, one giant leap for rat-kind 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3487 If pigs can fly, then why not subway rats? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3488 The official sanctioning of Bat-rat and his trusty sidekick Pigeon represented the nadir of the city's anti-crime efforts. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3489 Phil could have told Doug that the report of rats flying was 'false news' but Phil could only tweet about it later. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3490 Rats with wings, huh? O.k, we'll show 'em rats with wings! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3491 ... and a pigeon is just a rat with a beak! 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
3492 If a man in spandex can do it, so can I! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3493 The city needs a hero. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3494 You'll want to be down there closer to the fun when I start swooping the crowds. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3495 No one’s gonna pigeon hole me anymore! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3496 And you're absolutely sure that I can't talk you out of this? 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3497 I'm sick of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3498 Sure. But who wants to move to New Jersey? 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3499 Do you wait for the thermals or do you just go for it? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3500 As if testing all those laxatives on me wasn't enough. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3501 The Rat Brother's gonna be famous. I'ma call you Kitty Hawk... 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3502 First one to the bottom gets the whole bagel. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3503 Outta my way, Pidgy. Pizza Rat's got a new gig. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3504 Time to get back to summer in the Hamptons. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
3505 O.K. I’ll cover for you, but you have to pick up my shift in the big pile of garbage bags later. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3506 The cat said i can be anything i want 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3507 Because I'm not the rat you need, but the rat you deserve. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3508 No longer will I have to drag a slice of pizza down the steps! 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
3509 It’s not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me. I’m Ratman. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3510 Pigeon envy? Please. These are bat wings. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3511 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Ratman! 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
3512 As Ovid asked appropriately: 'Icare,' dixit 'ubi es? qua te regione requiram?' 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3513 If this doesn't work can I count on you to save me? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3514 Now. Watch this dive. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3515 Nope. I don't see it. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
3516 I'm sick and tired of everyone grouping us together. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3517 I don’t know about you, but I’m get the heck out of the US before it’s too late. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
3518 Nice try. They still won’t like you. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3519 My GoFundMe consultant says I need a live demo... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3520 When I land, the old lady sitting on the bench is going to throw ME bread crumbs! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3521 Imagine the flying rat, two troublemakers for the price of one. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3522 New York's pigeons are taking the rat problem into their own hands. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3523 You taught me well, Squabby. New target: that statue of The Pied Piper in the park. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3524 It's your name on the street ... I'm starting to develop a complex. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3525 I think it's pronounced "Batman" 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3526 But I only came to the Flying Rat Meetup for the free snacks... 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3527 So, you said this is the way you learned to fly? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3528 Wait until Ratatouille hears about this! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3529 If a flying rat like you can do it, how hard can it be? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3530 So does this make me a pigeon or you a rat? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3531 I want to fly, so fly I must. And yes, I’m painfully aware of both the phrase and the irony. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3532 I'm tired of you getting all the credit. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3533 You taught how many snakes to do this? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3534 Oh sure, if I were BatMAN they’d give me Robin. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3535 After this, I'll show you how to find the best worms. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3536 Meet you at the bottom! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3537 I'm going to find that big apple everyone is always talking about! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3538 Have you considered taking the subway instead? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3539 It's a beta test of Flights for Rodents. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3540 At last! I too, shall be a flying vermin. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3541 No one will know these are knockoffs. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3542 I was hoping Robin would be my flight instructor. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3543 I still can't believe people are going to just toss me food and want me to eat it . . . how did I miss this? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3544 I believe I can fly! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3545 I'm auditioning in case Amazon needs cheaper delivery. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3546 I'm sick and tired of all that scurrying! 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
3547 I'm adopted. The rest of the family were born with wings. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3548 I'm Ratman! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3549 "For the last time I'm Flying "RODENT" !!!! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3550 I don’t give a flying rat’s ass if you can be a flying rat, Randy 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3551 I don't care what you say - it's more about positive thinking than anything, right? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
3552 Anything a pigeon can do, I can do better. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3553 It may be dangerous, but it sure is better then being in the sewer. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3554 Yes, but I'll be _overjoyed_ when they yell that at me. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3555 It’s all fun and games till the rats get wings 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3556 They called you a what? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3557 I think I'll take the Ratmobile instead. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3558 Got 'em from a guy in Chinatown. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3559 I’m trying to have a better outlook on the city. The subways are just getting too dirty. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
3560 I beg you not to jump. I'm the rat with wings, you beautiful dove. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
3561 Tell me again about the money back guarantee. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
3562 It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
3563 Yes, but are you a rat with artisanal wings? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3564 I’m so tired of baggage fees Lou. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
3565 If I can be President, then why can't I be Batman? 1.2188 0.05774 96 82 7 7
3566 I said I need a Robin. Not a pigeon. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3567 This is my first try. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3568 I won the election fair and square. I'm an Eagle! I'm an Eagle! Watch me fly! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3569 It's true, not even the rat community has any faith left in New York City's subway system 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
3570 Never saw one of your kind drag a piece of pizza down a flight of stairs, this should be a piece 'o cake.. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3571 Don't you dare judge me 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3572 Yeah? Well, I guess I'm a pigeon with teeth. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3573 now you'll be able to crap on people 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3574 Caaaaaaw! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3575 And yes, per your request, I left to you my golf shoes. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
3576 I’m escaping the rat race. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3577 You may think I'm batty, but this will make a splash on Broadway!! 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
3578 I'm the hero this city deserves." "Whatever you say, Ratman. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3579 I'm sick of you fake flying rats. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3580 You're sure this is how a stool pigeon does it? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3581 The subway has gotten too expensive! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3582 When you say you're proficient on the resume and they ask for a demonstration. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3583 Gettin' my pigeon on man 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3584 Last time I'm called pigeon-of-the-ground! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3585 How could this possibly not work? I look just like you! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3586 And people thought Pizza Rat was cool. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3587 If I'm lucky I'll fly through 8-year old Bruce Wayne's room and inspire something. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3588 The concrete is always grayer on the other side. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3589 Rat Man! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3590 I know you need me... but the city needs me too 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3591 Y'know, all this time I thought they was talking about me, that I was famous. The flying rat! Then I find out they meant youse guys. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3592 I just realized, it's not an insult, it's a suggestion. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3593 Must all use my species as a test in order to rid their own of misconceptions? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3594 So you say. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3595 It’s been me the whole time! God, you’re dumb. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3596 Can't you say a few tweets of encouragement? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3597 Let’s talk about this 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3598 Watch this, you dumb dinosaur! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3599 Well, OK, if it's as easy as you say it is! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3600 The subways are way too crowded! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3601 Just change the "R" to a "B" 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3602 Oh yeah. I've seen some humans do it. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3603 They want rats with wings? I'll show 'em! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3604 It may seem primitive, but we're years ahead of the pigs. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3605 The rat industry is overcrowded; I'm switching careers 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3606 Money’s tight, but even I won’t fly Basic Economy. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3607 Rat plus fake wings doth not a bat make. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3608 I am hoping to become a comic and even a movie hero. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3609 After this, no one is even gonna remember the name Ratatouille. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3610 If this doesn't work out...well, see you soon either way. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3611 No...you're still not allowed to shit on pedestrians. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3612 If you buy a drone, get one that says not tested on animals. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3613 Batman--Ratman--who the heck cares? Point is, I'm a Winged Wonder. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3614 Nah, this seems right. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3615 Na, na, na, na, na, na Ratman, Ratman, Ratman....Oh My God, that’s like literally cultural appropriation right now. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3616 No stupid, I've told you this three times. My chewing gum wrapper goes to Junior and the bottle cap goes to my wife! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3617 You take the day shift and I'll take the night shift 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3618 That pizza rat won’t know what hit him. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3619 Good Bye "Free as a Bird" ... Hello "Free as a Rat"! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3620 Of course it will work. Bats are just rats with wings. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3621 We'll show 'em real rats with wings and THEN see how they feel. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
3622 I'm just trying to broaden my dating profile. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3623 I'd love to chat more but the Rat Pack is calling me. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3624 Umh, "Sky Rat" is supposed to be derogatory, not a challenge. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3625 This is how the first bat started out! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3626 I promise not to fly close to the sun. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3627 Who's messing up Gotham City windshields, Robin? 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3628 Die Fledermaus means The Flying Mouse. I do this in honor of Mozart. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3629 All I know is that my agency got a call from your publicist. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3630 Rats with feathers, eh? I'll show them! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3631 'I'll believe it when rats fly,' you said. Well, get ready to believe. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3632 My owner is going to Hawaii on vacation. I told her I would just meet her there because this is safer than flying United. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3633 I'm hoping to land a movie contract as Ratman. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3634 I can do anything you can do better. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3635 I'm just waiting for an updraft. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3636 Just trying to get some love and free bread crumbs. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3637 I’m out of here, the sewer isn’t a nice place to live any more! 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3638 We broke the subway now Ratman takes to the skies. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3639 This was after 'Vitruvian Rat' on my bucket list. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
3640 If you were a robin instead of a pigeon we could be a dynamic duo. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3641 The Pizza-Rat PR team said I need to diversify my brand to stay hot on my socials. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3642 I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... Ratman! 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3643 That’s one small step for rat, one giant—wait is that naked woman eating PIZZA? 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
3644 OK, so the deal is if I do this then you will come down to the alley and eat garbage with me. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3645 You. Yes. You. Are taking the flying rat thing way too seriously. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3646 Listen, if bats can do it, rats can do it. Pigeon who says it cannot be done should not interrupt rat doing it. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3647 You know, your smug facility with all things wings is starting to wear a bit thin. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3648 You said you needed more commitment in this relationship... 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3649 I must, indeed, release myself upon the night air and assume the poise of the feathered skeet who glides upon the evening uprush, lest I remain a mere rat who can't fly. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3650 If bats can fly so can I! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3651 I've had enough of you taking on my title of "flying rat." 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3652 Look, I'm not thrilled with the way people describe us either but you can't take things so seriously these days. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3653 BatRat! Duhduhduhduh... 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3654 Watch! I'm making aeroratic history. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3655 Yeesh, millennials seriously believe they can do anything. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3656 It was this or a fuzzy tail. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3657 “If Donald Trump can be President, ANYTHING is possible!” - Rat Man 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3658 I figure if they gave the part to Ben Affleck, I'm the next logical choice. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
3659 I will certainly not swim to Manhattan when the L train shuts down. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3660 Look at me, I'm a pigeon, nothing more than a flying rat...oh never mind. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
3661 They're going to learn what "literally" means even if it kills me. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
3662 Wait 'til they get a load of me. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
3663 Wait, is it the density time velocity squared or wing area that is divided by two for lift? Ah screw it, I'm a rat! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3664 The flap, flap, flap part I get. But walk me through the crap, crap, crap part again. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3665 If you can do it, so can I. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3666 I stole the design from SpaceX; it's self-landing. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
3667 I don’t think you’ll get pizza faster this way. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
3668 I got a good feeling about this. I'm gnawing my way through the new DaVinci book. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3669 So when do I get the full bird suit? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3670 Look, if I can go by Batman instead of Ratman then surely you can go by Robin. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3671 If something goes wrong, I want to be remembered as one of the quiet everyday heroes. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3672 I know I'm guaranteed to die doing this, but it beats running on a treadmill for the rest of my life. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3673 He heard that pigeons are flying rats! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3674 I bet they can't tell us apart. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3675 You’re not the only rat with wings! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3676 I’m a flying rat. What’s your game? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3677 No! Do I LOOK like Bruce Wayne? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3678 What do you think? Am I more of a Christian Bale or a George Clooney? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3679 Remember, don't fly too close to the sun. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3680 Na na na na na na na na na na... Rat Man! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3681 I'm sure they meant "batty" as a complement. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3682 Subterranean life is driving me batty... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3683 If a Cheeto can run for president in this city, then surely I can fly. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3684 I won't be pigeonholed! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3685 Bat Rat is here to save the day, again. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3686 Did you know that we were brought here initially as a culinary delicacy? So messed up. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3687 It's about time they saw what a REAL 'rat with wings' looks like! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3688 In Trump's America, I can fly too 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3689 I feel a tailwind. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3690 They say never to judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, but this is just ridiculous. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3691 Stand aside. This is a new dawn for "rats of the sky" 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3692 Technically, I'm a pigeon. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3693 I see the Rat-Signal. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3694 Don't call me chicken 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3695 I can't help it, I've always wanted to poop on statues. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3696 Batman was taken. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3697 Okay, but if it doesn't work, you promise to catch me? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3698 Just make sure not to fly too close to the sun. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3699 Good luck with the sewers, pal. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3700 Quick, Pigeon! To the Ratmobile! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3701 Wait, I have a better idea. Why don't you try walking on all fours instead. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3702 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na RATMAN! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3703 I will show them that an actually rat with wings, looks way better than a pigeon! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3704 Just think positively. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3705 Don’t say look down, it makes me nervous. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3706 When entering a new market, it's important to seek out a proper consultant. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3707 Bat, shmat... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3708 Gotta go. I see the Rat Signal ! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3709 I prefer training on the bench in Central Park. This ledge is for the birds! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3710 I already feel a tailwind! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3711 I've gotta one-up the thing with the pizza. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3712 Yes, I’m Super Mouse’s poor cousin. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3713 30 seconds later: "What kinds of sicko ties wings to dead rat?" 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3714 OK, my arms are already open. What now? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3715 I can't deal with the subway anymore 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3716 You can call me a stool pigeon, but I called the police and told them that you were acting batty. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3717 I'm auditioning for a role in the 'Wizard of Oz' remake. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3718 No, I designed it myself. Nobody knows more about flying than me! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3719 What do you mean, you own the trademark? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3720 Ratman, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Ratman... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3721 I'll show 'em...I'll show 'em 'rat with wings.' 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3722 I'm flying here ... I'M FLYING HERE !!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3723 It's a lot easier for you to fly. You can see where you're going... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3724 Rent is too damn high. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3725 At least my wings aren't edible. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3726 When did you say I should flap them? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3727 I am Batrat. Watch me fly! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3728 I'm only following my dream. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3729 Now I know why they call you rats with wings. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3730 This will go viral. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3731 One small leap for a rat, one giant leap for ratkind! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3732 All this talk about cultural appropriation really gets on my nerves. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3733 How else am I supposed to get out of this maze? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3734 Go for it, Daedalus. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3735 I burrowed my way into the DaVinci exhibit at the Met 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3736 The Rat race is killing me. I have to leave town now. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3737 Yes, I would derive much pleasure by pooping on unsuspecting humans, but frankly, I suffer from a bit of performance anxiety. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3738 Why yes, I HAVE gone batty! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3739 I can't help it, I'm half Lemming. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3740 I have to try something new, the subways are becoming too undependable. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3741 You are the wind beneath my wings. Blow hard! 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3742 They called YOU a flying rat?!? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3743 Smog: the final frontier. I go where no rat has gone before... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3744 This is just a better way to devote my life to science. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3745 No, you'll get that bagel when I land. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3746 DaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, DaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa...Ratman! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3747 From this day forth, pigeons will no longer be known as "Rats of the sky." 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3748 I am taking this rat race to a new level! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3749 Two words-rat splat! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3750 I'm applying for a position at the Bruce Wayne manor. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3751 You'll have met my sidekick. I call him Robin. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3752 Do these wings look cheesy? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3753 The masses will soon know the power of Ratman! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3754 With a good headwind I could win this rat race 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3755 I’ll try just once and see if it flies. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3756 Elon Musk sold them to me. See you in the park. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3757 I'm off to check the overhead bins for carrion. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3758 It’s been done! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3759 It’s not about you It’s about me. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3760 You're gonna DRIVE to Montauk? That's just crazy 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3761 They tell me I'm the hero Gotham deserves. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3762 dananana nananana Ratman! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3763 I don't think 'Ratman' is going to catch on. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3764 It's time for me to leave the rat race and spread my wings, so here I am. Got any advice? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3765 So it's 1, 2, 3, flap-flap; 1, 2, 3, flap-flap? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3766 The gargoyles taught me. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3767 Who’s the real birdbrain now 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3768 You can call me Orville Rat! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3769 I would rather die as a bat than live as a rodent. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3770 We'll soon see if Woody Allen was right.... 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3771 For last time, I'm a stool pigeon. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3772 Ok, what do I do next? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3773 I'll show you who the real rat-of-the sky is. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3774 The cat in the hat yells "rat"! And that's that! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3775 I know I know, "Don't fly to close to the sun." 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3776 No, I'm not mimicking you. It's doves that are rats with wings. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3777 Finally I get to experience the real me 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3778 I climbed my way to the top. Watch and learn. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3779 Don't worry! The medium IS the message! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3780 Don't say it, please. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3781 I’m off to the bat cave! Any messages? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3782 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Rat Man! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3783 If I only could sing! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3784 My wife made these. I promised to give them a test drive. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3785 I'm flyin' here! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3786 Ma, your little Leonardo loves you... 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3787 Well, you're no robin yourself. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3788 Enough of that homing malarkey. I'm headed straight for the cheese emporium. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3789 One small step for Ratty, one giant leap for Rattus rattus! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3790 Pizza Rat, Shmitza Rat, I will own Youtube! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3791 It wasn't Percy Pigeon's fault that Roland Rat hadn't realised it was April Fool's Day. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3792 It's the Commissioner with the Rat Signal. I must fly. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3793 Remind me, is it "flap-flap-flap" or just "flap-flap"? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3794 It's not the flight, but the perched landing that worries me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3795 You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the vermin. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3796 It’s my last hope of getting back to Mexico. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3797 I’ll show those pigs. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3798 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW...OW...ow...ow... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3799 Henceforth, we shall be known as pigeons with teeth! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3800 If people want their Super Heroes to have a dark back story, Boy, have I got one twisted story to tell ! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3801 Now I can talk to de Blasio face-to-face about the filthy subways. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3802 I saw Die Fledermaus at the Met' and I just knew...this is my destiny. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3803 I don't suppose you'd be able to direct me to the nearest subway stop? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3804 I’ll work on a cape after I get this flying thing down. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3805 Love will find a way 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3806 Did you say “Ratman” or “Splatman?” 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3807 Coo all you want--this is what a rat with wings looks like. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3808 Anything you can, I can do better. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3809 Davy, I'll finally out-gall Leonardo. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3810 Now no one can tell us apart. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3811 If this works all I'll have to do is change the 'r' to a 'b'. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3812 Rat Man is equal to Bat Man. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3813 ‘Rats with wings, eh?’ I’ll show them! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3814 Got the idea from Strauss's opera about a Flyingamouse. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3815 Oh yeah?! Well everyone calls you just a rat with wings too. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3816 I AM the American dream! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3817 Hey, the call you a flying rat. At least I’m the real thing! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3818 If there can be a batman, there can be a RATman 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3819 In hindsight, I guess I did oversell how easy flying is. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3820 We're sleeping five to a bed in our basement. I've decided to leave town. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3821 Bob your head if I get too close to the sun. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3822 I just want the kind of respect you get in this town. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3823 Don’t worry, everyone says I’m batty. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3824 I'll show you what a real flying rat looks like. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3825 We'll give them a flying rat! 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
3826 I've been called one before. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3827 They warned us not to try this at home, but we're not home, so I figure it's worth a try. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3828 When pigs fly? When pigs fly? Ha! I'll show them! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3829 I CAN'T WAIT TO PICK MY FIRST BALD HEADED TARGET!! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3830 D.C. Comics resorts to drastic measures to compete with Marvel. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3831 As long as I don’t go too close to the sun, I will be fine. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3832 You're not the first and you won't be the last. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3833 Just think Edna, with this new mechanism we can fly anywhere, see anything, bend the world to fit our soon-to-be-soaring agenda. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3834 If this works, you will immediately become much more popular. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3835 Why? Because I am tired of them subway delays. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3836 Young Ben had ideas above his station. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3837 You I’ll meet you on the Noah Webster statue in front of the library. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3838 I'm the king of the world! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3839 Did I mention I am terrified of heights? You go first! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3840 We're Bat-Rat and Pigeon. Evil=doers beware! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3841 I plan on leaving a mess on the head of the first architect I see! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3842 Oh, I know they won't work. I've just had it with the news cycle. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3843 You're calling them rats with wings? You can't handle rats with wings! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3844 Race you to the next building 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3845 Yes, I am nervous, dammit. It only seems easy to you because your whole family flies. I mean, my great-great-great grandfather gave Orville Wright hantavirus, but that's not the same. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3846 Who am I, I'm BatRat. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3847 What if I fly all the way there and then it turns out it’s NOT made of cheese? What then? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3848 Dad told me to spread my wings! I don't think this is what he meant? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3849 You was my brother, Charley. You shoulda looked out for me...I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a rat, which is what I am, let's face it. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3850 Trump was elected President... 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3851 This looked cool in the video! 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3852 Always give 'em what they want. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3853 I’ll show you a “rat with wings!” 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3854 I put my foot down on laying eggs. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3855 ...and I thought Batrat would be catchy. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3856 No, I only carry bad news. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3857 Buddy, witness "The Bat out of Hell" 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3858 Today, New York...tomorrow, the moon. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3859 cat food cat food, if we don't evolve we'll be cat food forever 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3860 It's Bat Day at Yankee Stadium... 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3861 Wait a minute-- this is a very pigeon brained idea. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3862 Wing-loading? What, oh yeah, right. I know all about that loading stuff, absolutely. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3863 I wish they wouldnt assume my identity! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3864 I'm the Yankees bat bat, and I suppose your'e somebody's pigeon. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
3865 Frankly, I'm more of a wingless pigeon. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3866 One does need to elevate one’s potential! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3867 You're not the only one that's going to air drop on Trump's parade. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3868 I'm off, the unexpected vermin of ignorance. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
3869 Keep it simple, Icarus, not too high and not too low 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3870 I'm tired of them calling you a flying rat 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3871 I'll go add some sprinkles to that statue you just frosted. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3872 Step aside pigeon, soon WE WILL DOMINATE the skies! 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3873 Race ya to the bottom! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
3874 Too many mousetraps on the stairs? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3875 If you loved my pizza video, wait til you see this one. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
3876 I don't care what the consequences are----I'm sick of people calling pigeons 'rats with wings'! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3877 Self-flying rats will disrupt everything! 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3878 We're the two forms of Flying Rats. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3879 Listen pal, you can hit Times Square but Central Park's my turf. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3880 You said we had insurance for this, right? 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
3881 I'll be fine, my DNA Ancestry test said I was 15% fruit bat. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3882 Pigs? No, when rats fly. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3883 Hey, for you it’s an insult, for me it’s the truth! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3884 It'a time they saw a real rat with wings. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3885 Just tell me once more why cats are too dumb to try this. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3886 Are you sure these aren't wax wings? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3887 I know the telephone wires are already crowed, but you should see the sewer. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3888 Riding the updraft is easy, but I ride the elevator down. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3889 He’s Adopted 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3890 You want to be one of us or not? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3891 That's the last time they'll call me a pigeon without wings. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3892 Just once, just this once, I'd like Commissioner Gordon to turn on the Rat-Signal. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3893 Tis a far far better place I go to than I have ever known. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3894 It's the new super-hero I've invented: Sewerman! 1.2088 0.05745 91 78 7 6
3895 Will I go up or down? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3896 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3897 I'm coming Alice! I didn't mean it! 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3898 Stuff it, bird! I'll show you a REAL flying rat. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3899 Trust me, the correct way to do this is left, then right. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3900 The problem is, Ratman, I'm not a robin. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3901 If this works, I'll become famous as the Da Vinci of the rat world. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3902 To the pizzeria and beyond! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3903 Don't push me - don't push me. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3904 Superheroes: Ratbat and Pigeon 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3905 I'll give 'em flying rats! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3906 Poop on the bald guy, eh? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3907 Fulfilling a dream? No, the elevator's just broken. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3908 Because its MY turn to be Ratman, so you have to be Robin, that's why. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3909 Why yes, my name is Bruce. How did you know? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3910 Stereotypes. How hard can this be. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3911 Which window is Woody Allen's? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3912 Now if I could just figure out cooing I could quit my day job at Fresh Kills. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3913 I'll show you who is a flying rat. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3914 Crazy you say? Universal expressed interest and promised a sequel. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3915 I think its pretty self-explanatory: either you jump or i push you 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3916 You don’t think it’s worth a try? You take the freakin’ sewer next time you want to get to the Port Authority. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3917 I have to do something amazing after that damn pizza thing! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3918 I can hear them screaming already! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3919 For sure this will prove to Trump how qualified I am to participate in his Cabinet! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3920 Ratman du du du du du du du du Ratman! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3921 No pain, no gain! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3922 I'll show them who the real rat with wings is! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3923 With these wings I thee wed. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3924 Do you think the pigeon lady will recognize me? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3925 You've got this! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3926 The bat bet me five bucks I couldn’t catch a moth. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3927 This looks like a dumb idea. Why am I listening to this stupid pigeon? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3928 Hey Pop, slow “Pop - I’m getting cold feet - you’re not confusing “myth” with “metaphor,” are you?” 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3929 'We stand on the precipice of a new era." 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3930 My name is Icarat ... and I have a great idea! What could possibly go wrong? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3931 Race you to the trash bin ! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3932 And Pidgeon yells "Jump Icarus!" 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3933 This is the best gig I've had since Ratatouille. These type of films are hot right now. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3934 Well, to me it’s a compliment. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3935 I’m assuming you’ve got my back since I’m one of the family, now! 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
3936 ...and they call ME a rat with wings! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3937 Just follow my lead. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3938 Pigeons are NOT, ‘Rats with rings! ... I’ll slow you, Rats with wings!’ 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3939 I'm not quite sure you are getting the Orville and Wilber thing correctly. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3940 I’ll show you a real flying rat. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3941 In the design mock up it said there were supposed to be cupholders. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3942 Wow, and they thought I was a rat with wings. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3943 Regardless of the outcome, I am legend. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3944 Rat dropping, anyone? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3945 Hey, look! Pizza Hut just opened. They'll never know what hit them! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3946 This is giving me flies in my stomach. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3947 Just tell 'em I took a flyer on Wall St. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3948 No, seriously, if I nail this I'm in line for new head of the FAA. (not that you have to fly or have flown or anything like that) it's nepotism first so I'm in. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3949 We'll find out who moved my cheese ... or the color of my parachute. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3950 When you see the spotlight we go into action. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3951 It's not about me . . . I'm doing 'this' for you 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3952 Thanks a lot, for ratting me out! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3953 Look - I'm you. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3954 You think you're such a hot pilot. Watch this! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3955 Only in New York 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3956 Pigeons may be rats with wings, but rats with Red Bull are kings! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3957 Want to flip for who goes first? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3958 It’s spring - I can only take so much of robins stealing our thunder. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3959 “For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.” — Leonard da Vinci 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3960 Are you sure you'll land on your feet? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3961 Trying to get out of the city for Farm to Table experience. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3962 Build a better mousetrap, eh? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3963 Look, just become some big guys sous-chef and everything will be fine. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3964 I just can't take the foul stench anymore. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3965 okay so far 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3966 This is my chance to show that I'm actually quite batty. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3967 This new flying program is helping me move up in the world! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3968 I told the cartoonist to close my mouth and do more of a 'Far Side' thing, but he wasn't having any of it. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3969 I've just got to see if the giant M&M in Times Square is real. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3970 Pigeons are called the rats of the sky, so, what the heck, I might as well give it a try. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3971 One small step for rats, one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3972 I'm also changing my name to Bat Mouseterson. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3973 Goodbye to all that. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3974 Yeah, Marvel reached out last week. I accepted a 7-picture deal. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3975 Well, I'm going to flap and hope for the best. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3976 Dream on, impostor! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3977 Only one mammal capable of true flight? I'll show them 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3978 I think I can catch an updraft 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3979 I don't give a rat's ass if pigs can fly or cats have nine lives. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3980 It’s this or CrossFit! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3981 They say pigeons are flying rats. We'll see about that. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3982 This is not the best way to rid the city of us and I won't do it!! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3983 The wings were free at the city sanitation department. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3984 I’m only doing this so I can poop on people’s heads. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3985 Yeah, I know I'm gonna have to find a taxi back home, quit bragging! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3986 Please Marty, I just know we can sell this BAT-RAT and PIGEON concept. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3987 I need them to see that I'm so much more than just a viral video pizza rat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3988 I’ve changed my mind Pigeon, let’s use the Ratmobile! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3989 I'm simply minimizing the pejorative. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3990 After we fly in the sky, we tour in the sewer. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3991 Don't look so surprised. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3992 Look at them, the unsuspecting fools! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3993 Now if I can just crap on someone's shoulder at the same time, no one will know the difference 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3994 Call me Volantes Rattus! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3995 Mom always warned me it would end this way, Debra. I’m just the punchline to a bad joke. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3996 "I just finished reading "The Little Engine That Could". 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3997 I've always dreamed of soaring high above the sewers. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3998 We’re all prepping for the L shutdown in our own way. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3999 Don't try to stop me, I'm more than just a Pigeon Slur! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4000 Listen bird brain keep your opinions to your self. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4001 I can fly, I can fly, I can ... WAIT! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4002 It’s the only chance I have of getting out of those subterranean hellholes 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4003 Stop saying that. It is NOT possible to fly too close to the sun. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4004 Listen - if these things work I could solve the M.T.A's commuter problems and make a TON of money........ 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4005 I got fed up getting around town in the sewers. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4006 Now we'll really see who's the rat of the sky. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4007 Look, I'm warning you...do you know what paned glass feels like at 85 miles an hour? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4008 What? Everyone knows you pigeons are just rats with wings. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4009 Isn't this going to change the pecking order to have a real rat with wings? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4010 ... then they’ll anthropomorphize it and call me “Ratman 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4011 I was wondering what it's like to be a bat. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4012 Who’s the real flying rat now, huh? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4013 Rat with wings? I am a rat with wings! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4014 Ratman, not Batman! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4015 Nothing to it! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4016 I told you the Rat Man signal looks too much like a bat. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4017 Now, kindly observe how an ACTUAL flying rat does it...! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4018 Don’t worry, I’ll show myself down. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4019 I'm sorry, Buddy, it just won't work? Rats Can't fly.. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4020 I'll show them a real flying rat! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4021 Why? Why? Because rats are not stupid! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4022 Robin, it's the Rat Signal! Commissioner Gordon needs us! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4023 When I said I’d do this, they told me I was batty. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4024 Bigly. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4025 We must hurry, Pigeon. Who else but you and I can defend this city against it's legions of health inspectors? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4026 Tomorrow and tomorrow and still again tomorrow, I'd always be a dull grey rodent. This way, whatever happens, I'll always be 'that rat who....' 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4027 I know why the caged rat sings. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4028 If this works, I'll go viral like my cousin Pizza Rat. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4029 Yeah, I gotta think of another name... "rat with wings man" doesn't strike fear in the hearts of criminals. Disgust, maybe, but not fear. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4030 I’ll show ‘em what a REAL “rat with wings” can do 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4031 Well, your 'Flying Rat' title ends today! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4032 No wall is going to stop MY people. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4033 My cousin Mighty Mouse can do it.. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4034 Next time, you shadow me at work. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4035 I call it rat gliding. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4036 You have to take a Double Rat Dare seriously. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4037 Dude, just slide down the drain pipe as usual and stop being all dramatic about it 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4038 Enough with the flying lessons. When do I get to use the white bombs? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4039 Not the hero you deserve, but the hero you need. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4040 Fake it ‘til you make it! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4041 Whenever you're ready. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4042 I could give a pigeon's behind about your theory of flight. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4043 I've got a better idea. Why don't you fly away first, then I'll follow right behind you. What, you don't believe me! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4044 Who you calling rats with wings; you want rats with wings, you got rats with wings. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4045 Took up flying since I lost my job at the lab. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4046 Success is one percent aviation, ninety ninety percent perspiration. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4047 I'm trying for more likes than Pizza Rat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4048 Tired of being called Pizza Rat. There is more to me then that. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4049 There wasn't enough dough to bribe the jury. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4050 So long, existential dread. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4051 I told you that you should use indica, not sativa in the president's brownies. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4052 Who needs dirty tunnels when you can have clear skies? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4053 If I'm not back in 30 seconds, send out a perch party. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4054 This mall rat wants to be a sky rat. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4055 They will call you a pigeon. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4056 If this doesn't work, just consider it my way of helping reduce the rodent problem. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4057 Listen Larry, if I wanted a pidgeon, I’d date a pidgeon! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4058 I just got a bit part in Wicked 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4059 You are not the only one called 'a rat with wings.' 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4060 Pigeons are not anything more than winged rats! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4061 Don't forget to close your eyes. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4062 No! They're not rats with wings! I'll show you rats with wings! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4063 Because this building is nothing but a rat's nest 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4064 I do not think that the curator of the Mighty Mouse Museum would lie to me. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4065 Rat bastard, pffft, I’ll show them. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4066 They’ve been calling you guys rats with wings for years - now it’s our turn! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4067 The superhero movie cycle finally runs dry. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4068 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a rat???? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4069 Will you tweet "Freebird" for me while I lift off? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4070 Why should you get all the credit? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4071 I want to be a bat. I love New York! Sorry it didn't work out with us. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4072 To avoid a hawk, fly like a bat outta hell. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4073 I'll show you who's the real rat with wings! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4074 Now, I’ve been flying for a very long time; let me explain how this works. 1.2045 0.05863 88 76 6 6
4075 A guy calling himself 'Robin' tried to sell me some sort of cape, but I got a better deal from another guy named 'Icarus'. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4076 I'm going from ratty to batty! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4077 We're not so different, you and I. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4078 I've always wanted to star in Die Fledermaus 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4079 Look, buddy, I'm just as offended as you are! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4080 That's when I got woke to pigeon culture. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4081 Today, rat with wings; tomorrow, Pizza Pigeon. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4082 Tariffs on Bratwurst? Over my dead body! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4083 What we need here is a ladder! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4084 Ratman just doesn’t have the same ring, Alan. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4085 Rats with wings, huh? I'll show 'em. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4086 Like you, just another flying rat. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4087 Unfortunately son, the birds and the bees we talked about don’t apply, because your mother slept with a rat. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4088 Well..."I believe I can fly" ! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4089 I call myself “Bat Rat!” 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4090 When you're a messenger-rat, neither height, wing rickety-ness, nor gloom of low IQ will stop you. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4091 Somebody's got to clean up this rotten town! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4092 I got the idea when I heard a human calling you pigeons "rats with wings"...! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4093 This can’t be smart! I thought rats were smart?! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4094 Face it, between rats with wings 2.0 and drone delivery you're obsolete. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4095 I, too, can be a flying rat. 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
4096 I’ve always dreamed of defecating on a statue. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4097 This is going to leave a stain! 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
4098 I've made it to New York, where rats fly! This is the high point of my life! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4099 It’ll work this time. I gave up subway pizza. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4100 Jump now or learn how to tweet. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4101 After all, they call you a rat with feathers! 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
4102 Never thought about it, but no...the term "flying rat" doesn't bother me in the least. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
4103 If you can do it, how hard can it be? Behold, a real rat with wings! 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
4104 #MeToo! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4105 Flying only scares the shit out of you. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4106 Thank you Midnight Cowboy 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4107 This is your one shot at escape. If you hit that ground It's dinner time. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4108 There's the rat signal -- somewhere, a good citizen of Gotham has forgotten to seal the lid on their brown bin! 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
4109 The subways were delayed again 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4110 "Ratman", obviously! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4111 I hear you, but if we’re being honest, this Icarus guy sounds like he’s from New Jersey. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4112 Let’s see who is the real “Flying Rat!” 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4113 Other rats flock to the train, but I prefer to fly private. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4114 Because I gotta get outta this rat trap. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4115 Mighty Rat to save the day! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4116 They call you guys "Flying Rats". Let's prove them wrong. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4117 So, Ralphie, I heard you is rat with wings, ha! Well, look at me, I’m a pigeon! I’m a pigeon! Haha-hah!! Now let’s fly down there and mess with them. We take off on three. A one and a two... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4118 I know I called you a sky rat, but this is taking it too far. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4119 Oh! 'Ratify!' I thought you said 'rat-a-fly' 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4120 I am Icarmaus 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4121 Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4122 My last Halloween costume felt safer. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4123 This is the worst-laid plan... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4124 Flying squirrels tell me there is a major vortex at Broadway and Columbus Circle. 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
4125 I'm not pooping on anyone, let them make their own luck. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4126 I'll show them what a REAL flying rat looks like! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4127 Gotta go. . . the Ratmobile is double-parked! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4128 Oh yeah? I’ll show you what rats with wings REALLY look like! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4129 I do not care a rat’s patootie what you think. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4130 Activate the Rat Signal! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4131 So then she sings 'bluebirds can fly,' and I think, 'Hell, why not?' 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4132 Watch me fly. My name is Trump. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4133 Pidgeon! To the Rat-Mobile! 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4134 You think rats are the dirty ones, huh? Well, this pigeon has five different diseases and takes bribes from humans with pretzels, meanwhile I showered this morning and I know how to read the subway advertisements. So who's the dirty one now? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4135 Can't know whether they work without testing them, so I volunteered! 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
4136 Ok, now show me the one that called you a flying rat. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
4137 this is more fun then hanging upside down in a cave 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4138 Remember, if this works, it's a week's worth of garbage. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4139 Spring in New York, 2018. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4140 I think I will go for a pancake 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
4141 You? A flying rat?! I’ll show ‘em a flying rat! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4142 If pigs can fly so can I... Pass the lipstick. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4143 I call it the Ann Coulter leap 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4144 I suppose now you're gonna rat on me? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4145 And all I have to do is flap them, right? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4146 They've unfairly called you a 'flying rat' for years. Let's see how they like the real thing! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4147 Because they call you are a rat with wings. That's why. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4148 Why not? Gotham City has a flying rodent! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4149 Even if this does work, it's not going to make your parents get back together. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4150 It's never to late to be what you might have been." 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4151 It’s new technology - I’ll get my updates from the Cloud. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4152 I'm practicing for the lead in "Die Fledermaus". 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4153 What's the name of that Indian again???? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4154 I don’t know how good your name was to begin with. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4155 Always be yourself unless you can be Ratman! Then be Ratman! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4156 Come on Pigeon, the Rat Signal is calling us. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4157 Ok, get ready to catch me if this doesn’t work. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4158 Oh yeah. Well you can’t have babies ‘cause you eat with your pecker. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4159 Count backwards from ten. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4160 I'm going to prove they were wrong about us rats. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4161 Flying rats...? I’ll show you flying rats! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4162 That blue cheese was weird. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4163 I think 'rats with wings' was supposed to be a metaphor. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4164 Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat trying to make the front page. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4165 Ir's a concept ahead of it's time: Winged rat migration. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4166 Pigeon: this is cultural appropriation, please stop. Rat: It’s not, I’m actually honoring your culture. You should feel flattered. Rat: caw caw Pigeon: Thats...we don’t sound like that, crows do. Rat: close enough. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4167 So Stan Lee says "no one would buy a comic about a rat" and I says "we'll see about that!" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4168 I've taken a back seat to Donald Duck for the last time. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4169 It's safer than the subway tracks 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4170 My name? It's IcaRAT. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4171 You know rats are just pidgeons without wings. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4172 Well you’re no Robyn either, cupcake! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4173 No!!! I'm the rat who SINGS! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4174 Behold the world's first Rat Bat! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4175 Ok. Maybe you can glide into Mother's heart, but Father is looking for upward mobility. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4176 How dare you! That's OUR term, for each other! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4177 Yes I'm actually serious, and the Batrat signal is a slice of swiss cheese, thank you very much. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4178 So, you think this'll work? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4179 They also said Orville and Wilbur were crazy too. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4180 Well Robin, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4181 I even keep off the statues but people in the park still don't feed me. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4182 So, you said this worked for Grant, right? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4183 Why? It's a long tale. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4184 If a spider can steal their hearts, this should be a walk in the park. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4185 So much faster than my subway commute. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4186 I don't see the resemblance. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4187 I am going down the shady side first. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4188 I just don't want to lie in my death bed regretting that I never tried to fly. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4189 Off I go to the belfry! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4190 Yours might go SPLAT but mine will go RAT-AT-AT-AT!’ 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4191 Flying away is the only way to win the rat race 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4192 All right Pigeon, to the rat cave! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4193 If I can pull this off I’ll get my own webcam 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4194 What are you looking at? You have some nerve calling yourself a flying rat! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4195 Move over pigeon! Batman has nothing on BATRAT! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4196 I'm just preparing for when they bring back the El. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4197 If I hear ‘rat with wings’ one more time, I’m going to scream. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4198 I'm off to the Rat Cave. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4199 You still won't be able to fly! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4200 Because I'm the hero Gotham deserves right now. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4201 I want to escape the dark hole and soar to the sun. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4202 Race you to the statue 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4203 Ok, so I'm a rat with wings. So what? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4204 So...I just master this, then there's no more lugging subway pizza around? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4205 Why are you called a flying rat when I'm the real thing? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4206 You remember? Dinner at 7. Don't be late... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4207 Creatures of the sewer? Ha! Enough of being pigeonholed! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4208 Be honest. Am I just plain batty to think I can fly? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4209 Sorry, Pidg... a Bat-Rat’s gotta do what a Bat-Rat’s gotta do! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4210 You think solving a maze is amazing? Watch this! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4211 Pre-op? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4212 They ain't callin' me "Pizza Rat" anymore! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4213 And Icarus also had an ozone layer. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4214 Brother, whether my next step does lead to seeming failure - me a furry pulp on the street below, or superficial triumph - the two of us together, soiling some loser’s head, we have already won. The world will know our wit and will. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4215 "Of course I can fly, I'm a trans-bat. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4216 This is REALLY gonna freak 'em out. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4217 Au contraire, I'll be the more adored because I poop in pellets. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4218 The rat race is so competitive these days. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4219 Step aside, Pizza Rat! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4220 It's pronounced Squab. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4221 They say it's made of green cheese. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4222 I'm telling you I've got flying down pat. The landing in not as sure. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4223 So if this works out, do you wanna grab a coffee later? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4224 I always dreamed of being a flying squirrel. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4225 The lemmings made me do it. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4226 For too long have you stolen the spotlight, Carl! Now it's my turn! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4227 And for my next trick, I'll fly all the way back down! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4228 Do you think there's a god? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4229 Hey Batrat you do know I'm not a Robin. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4230 At least you had time to put on your makeup. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4231 What's the best make of car to crap on? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4232 Dude, you're taking this way too literally. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4233 I couldn't think of a caption for last week's contest! So I'm going to end it all in style! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4234 This guy has never heard of Darwin’s Theory. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4235 last time I'm making any bets with you PJ 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4236 Alright, alright. I'm not a bird. Just don't rat me out. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4237 I'm more than just "pizza rat" dammit! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4238 Who am I, Pigeon? I-am-Bat-Rat. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4239 My Mom always told me I could be a rat with wings. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4240 They'll call me Ratman. I'll be HUGE! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4241 And they said flying was "ir-rat-tional" 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4242 I bought this on Etsy. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4243 No, I didn’t finish reading Isaacson’s “Leonardo DaVinci.” 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4244 Eat my dust Pizza Rat. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4245 Residents on the 17 floor paid to have these made for me. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4246 OK, I guess I'm big enough to admit that ‘rat with wings’ doesn't fully speak to your capabilities.” 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4247 I’m telling you I was an Eagle in my last life. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4248 There’s only room enough for one flying rat in this city! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4249 If I crack this be afraid...be very afraid! 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4250 They call me Batrat! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4251 Don't mess with me. I'm a Vampire. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4252 I just hold on and the wings work on their own, right? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4253 If this goes according to plan, your rebranding will be complete! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4254 They call you "flying rats". Well it's time for authenticity! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4255 It just occurred to me that the money-back guarantee you offer if I'm not satisfied with your flying lessons isn't reassuring. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4256 Look, Templeton -- you don't have to do this! It's just something people say! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4257 It’s cold. Which way is south? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4258 You’re one of me with wings? Hah! I’ll show them. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4259 I keep hearing about flying rats, so I thought: "Why not give it a try?" 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4260 I heard the Met is doing Die Fledermaus next year...I thought I might audition. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4261 "You don't look like Robin to me," said Ratman. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4262 Fake it ‘til you make it! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4263 Like I said, just remember the four 'F's. Fall. Flap. Fly... 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4264 Every day I struggle to overcome flight privilege 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4265 At last, Eunice, the world will behold our love. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4266 Their racial slur is about to become prophecy! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4267 I'm not saying I'm Batrat, but nobody has ever seen us in the same room together. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4268 Cat chasing on another level 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4269 Now pay attention. The first thing you do is spread your wings! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4270 I don't care if I live or die as long as I get more views than Pizza Rat 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4271 Is this the proper way to make Ratatouille? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4272 Time to fly over Magnolia Bakery and give those Sex And The City tourists some extra special cupcake sprinkles. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4273 Bat squirrel to the rescue. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4274 So it doesn’t work, it’s not like I have such a great life. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4275 Well, I can’t sink any faster than this place. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4276 For now "free range" is a state of mind. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4277 This beats me having to take a taxi. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4278 I guess we can both feel insulted. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4279 I'm Ratman! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4280 Don't worry. I've been fighting crime in memory of my parents for a long time. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4281 Ok Pal, let's show them what a rat with wings really looks like. 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4282 I'm just waiting on the Rat-Signal.... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4283 Flying rats, huh? I'll show you flying rats!" 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4284 I've heard of rats fleeing a sinking ship but this is ridiculous! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4285 Your days of cultural appropriation are over. 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
4286 Pigs might fly. But you won't! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4287 The difference is only one letter. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4288 See, where I come from, there's this turtle named Leonardo . . . 1.2000 0.05749 85 73 7 5
4289 So you don't think 'Ratman' works as super hero? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4290 I’ll shows ya a rat wit wings. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4291 just wait’ll they get a load of THIS “rat with wings!” 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4292 Ratman, why? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4293 watch this, Bro 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4294 I just sick of riding the subway. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4295 Ratbat is better. Ratbat rhymes. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4296 He’s got pigs flying and swamp fish walking! I believe!” 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4297 You bird brains can fly, so how hard can it be? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4298 I'm Orville Rat, my brother, Wilbur, will be here in a sec. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4299 Just wait, you'll see who is a rat with wings. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4300 If you can make a bat out of a rat, I'll be your stool pigeon. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4301 What I won’t do just to get some of those park breadcrumbs. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4302 Just so you know, the nuts are just to the left of the first cherry tree, south side entrance. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4303 What a day! I call for Robin and what do I get? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4304 well, they’re just gonna have to come up with a new name for you 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4305 Do you give flying lessons? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4306 Oh yeah, I'll show you who's a rat with wings! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4307 Forget flight dynamics and what THEY would have you believe. If you can dream it, you can do it. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4308 Now all I need is a cape and some tights. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4309 R Kelly got it right; I believe I can fly! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4310 One day Lad, all this will be yours. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4311 If you could only teach me how to aim. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4312 I will have that hot dog, no matter what it takes! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4313 I might not be Batman, but you're no Robin. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4314 Suck my dick, Redenbacher! 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4315 The Strauss at the Met has inspired me. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4316 Bat Rat to the rescue! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4317 I’m smarter, stronger, and more handsome than you. If you can do this, I know I can. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4318 Promise you got my back, Marvin? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4319 I gotta be careful... don't want to be a road-dent 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4320 I'm trying out for the new "Batman" sequel . . . 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4321 Yep--Truth or Dare with Mueller again. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4322 You think rats can't fly, go on, triple dare me, do it, do it now. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4323 Time for a new gig, the pizza rat thing is so "last year". 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4324 That's right. You survive and I'll eat cheese from a trash can for 40 days 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4325 I’ve got to learn before the L train shuts down. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4326 The pizza video was nothing - watch this. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4327 One Wing shall rule them all! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4328 I'll be on-line in no time. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4329 Tony, I'm gonna fly over those mouse traps and grab that cheese. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4330 He saw Birdman one time, now look at him. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4331 After today, you and your kind will no longer be referred to as a flying rat. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4332 Are you sure I can snag more pizza slices this way? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4333 The grass is always greener... 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4334 'I need to get out of this rat hole' 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4335 I've given up on the MTA. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4336 You are called a flying rat, I will show them a real flying rat, Rattus Norvegicus! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4337 My goal is that art deco building two doors down. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4338 It all started with a typo on an exterminator's invoice: they spelled it BAT. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
4339 Three more landings for my license, then I’ll teach you how it’s done. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
4340 Buddy, you're pretty sure this will win her over? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
4341 I can be your wingman! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4342 Is a bat, just a rat with wings? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4343 Feathers are for wimps. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4344 It's the rat signal, ol chum. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4345 If you can do it so can I. Watch me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4346 We all look the same to them anyway. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4347 Everyone can fly 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4348 The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who, in their grueling travels across trackless lands in prehistoric times, looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4349 I’m not sure either but figure it’s got to be a quicker way home than the subway. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4350 I don't think this is going to slow down gentrification. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4351 That's already been tried. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4352 Well, Hillary. Wish me luck 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4353 Moments before the first recorded instance of a pigeon singing, "I told you so." 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4354 Psh ... I'll show them a "rat with wings." 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4355 Sewer's backed up from K Street 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4356 I don't see the resemblance. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4357 It's either this or the Delta Shuttle! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4358 Thank you! If this works you take the label off of us. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4359 I’m pretty sure that will disqualify you from the rat race. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4360 Are you sure the garbage is piled up in Brooklyn? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4361 Finally, the world can see what you truly are. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4362 Oh yeah? How about a pigeon with whiskers! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4363 Here goes. A small step for a mouse, a giant step for mousedom! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4364 And they call you all the rats of the sky! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4365 Your Pop hates me. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4366 I had no idea it was so easy to "soar with the eagles" 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4367 You can take the service elevator but that will take you more time. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4368 I think you’re being a bit ir-rat-ional. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4369 I’m all for body modification, but this seems a little extreme. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4370 They won't refer to you as "sky rat" anymore. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
4371 Why? One word. Immortality. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4372 It's no use trying to talk me out of it. If you can fly - so can I 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4373 Thanks. I had a shitty time! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4374 If you trust political pundits, flying should be safe for you since the Trump election to Presidency. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4375 You pigeons have it easy...we rats gotta get creative to move around. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4376 This is hardly cultural appropriation 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4377 Move over, buddy. There's a new Sky Rat in town. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4378 I want to top Pizza Rat. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4379 No pain, no gain! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4380 Wait, then who are the Pigeons of the sewers? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4381 I'll show that pizza rat what's viral! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4382 Of course it is safe, I see my cousins do this every night! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4383 Hey, if Ratatouille could make it, so can I. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4384 To celebrate my maiden flight, I'd like to treat you to a track side dinner. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4385 Now they'll have to respect me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4386 Bat Moooouuuuuussssssssssssse!!!! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4387 Ratman and Pigeon, you watch, we’ll rule. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4388 Race you to the sidewalk. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4389 I want to be one of those flying rats I hear so much about. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4390 Here we go, the bleeding edge of technology. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4391 Just sick of the rat race, and my therapist suggested I step into 'rarefied air'... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4392 They told me I could pay the rent for an apartment when rats fly. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4393 The city really cut its superhero budget. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
4394 Scram! There's only enough room in this town for one Rat with Wings 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4395 I thought you said 'Rat Man' 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4396 Ever since they shut down the L. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
4397 Well, actually... 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4398 After today, they'll never call you that again. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4399 With wings li8ke this I can fly like a bat out of Hell 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4400 I appreciate that you are crusading for the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, but I doubt your avian sincerity. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4401 Well, actually... 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4402 I can't wait to poop from up there! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4403 It's up to you Bernoulli! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4404 I can't help myself - my parents named me Icarus! 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4405 Delays on the F train. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4406 I'll show you how to do it! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4407 The Rat that Soared! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4408 I dive bomb the hot dog carts. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4409 The landlord doesn't let us on the roof, don't rat me out 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4410 What, and you ain't a flying rat? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4411 I'm tired of toiling in the dungy sewers and subways. Teach to soar like a flying rat. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4412 Wait! That's not coming from Times Square -- that's the Rat Signal! 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4413 I can wing it, don't pigeon hole me. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4414 What the #$%^ Vern? You think this'll make my dad accept you into the family? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
4415 Time to close the door on this ball Earth 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4416 Make room for BatRat! Now I'll really terrify them. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4417 My mother always said, "fly high or splat". She said the splat part only once. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4418 Here’s to stereotypes! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4419 I was hoping you could just teach me how to get people to throw me bread crumbs. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4420 She threw me under the bus so I had rethink my life. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4421 Just call me the Michelangelo of rats. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4422 Eh, there’s only one letter’s difference between me and him - and besides, I’m the hero this city DESERVES. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4423 I saw it in a cartoon once and I think I can do it. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4424 It’s my turn to pick up the pizza. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4425 That's easy for you to say! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4426 if a bat can do it, i can do it. right, robin? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4427 This is how we do it in New York! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4428 Pigeons, just rats with wings so thought I’d take a flier 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4429 They don't call you pigeons flying rats for nothing. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4430 We’ll show them what a *real* flying rodent looks like! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4431 Don't complain. I had a pigeon for a mom. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4432 Its time that there was a real flying rat!! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4433 They say that innovation is key to winning the rat race nowadays! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4434 Collaborate and we can take over the city! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4435 You're equally one of us, adopted or not! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4436 You think I'm going to die? Have you seen how resilient we are? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4437 I'm Ratman, looking for my partner Bobin! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4438 I'm never taking the subway again! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4439 Just do it. It's a real rat race down there. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4440 YOU may call it assisted suicide. To me, it's taking the scenic route. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4441 Wait till the people who think pigeons are flying rats see me! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4442 Finally, after 10,000 hours of meditation. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4443 Finally, I'll be more famous than that pizza rat. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4444 Is this what society wants? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4445 I am a rat dressed as a pigeon. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4446 Well, if you can't trust a DNA test what can youuuu.... 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4447 If you catch me on the way down I will give you all my Boy Scout merit badges. Then you can become and Eagle ! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4448 I need clouds so my wings won't melt. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4449 Since he moved, I'm not getting anywhere near the leftovers I used to get. It's the Whitehouse or bust for me. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
4450 If I make it in, you follow. Between your friends and mine, Trump Tower will never be the same. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4451 I am trying to determine the airspeed of an unladen swallow. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4452 It's only up from here. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4453 I will reach the unreachable star. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4454 Dad, I'm so glad you squelched all my doubts about being your biological son. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4455 Get it? Because Pigeons are called "rats with wings" and I am a literal rat with wings! You get it? YOU GET IT, CLARENCE? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4456 It's semaphore for 'Send cheese.' 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4457 You poseur, behold the 'flying rat' 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4458 I got it on Canal Street, it’s guaranteed. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4459 We're Bat Rat and Robin, got it? You're the Robin. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4460 Bet I beat you to the cheese truck. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4461 We'll see who the real flying rat is now ! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4462 One of us must prevail, but a cockroach should be here as well. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4463 I'll try not to fly too near to the sun. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4464 When you're a rat you sometimes need to fly the co-op. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4465 My attorney wants me to wing it.... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4466 Shuddup, I’m an alternative bat. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4467 I just need to get a new perspective. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4468 Trust me. This’ll work. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4469 I am challenging your ill-begotten "Sky Rat" title! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4470 This time, I'll be Batman and you'll be Robin, OK? 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
4471 Just takes practice, the guy in the cave said. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4472 For the last time, I'm not Robin and you're not Batman. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4473 Ratbat to traffic controller:I'm ready for takeoff. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4474 I don't know about you, but I'm tired of being cooped up in the city. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4475 The maze is not enough! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4476 Only one letter separates rats from bats, so this should work. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4477 "Whenever I say I'd like to fly with you, you say I'm just a rat and the whole idea sounds icky. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4478 I don't mind being called a"pigeon". But nobody is gonna call me "rat". 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4479 You called me here for this? The Rat-Signal is not a beeper. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4480 With a few Batrat heroics this could change our image forever. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4481 Sinatra really said this will get me into to Rat Pack? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4482 And they thought Pizza Rat was a sight to see. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4483 I am guessing that you never read about Daedalus and Icarus? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4484 Yes, I would derive much pleasure by pooping on unsuspecting humans, but will I be able to perform while rapidly flapping my arms. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4485 You're about to see the real deal. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4486 Don't you think you're taking this flying rat thing too personally? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4487 It's simple physics, George. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4488 No matter what happens, Hortense, just remember this — I will always love you. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4489 I don’t care what YOU say, my genetic test results say I REALLY am closely related to bats! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4490 Even if he does run for a second term, it's no certainty that he wins. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4491 If Michael Keaton can have a comeback, then so can ol' Pizza Rat! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4492 You sure this how it works? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4493 I’ll show those pigs. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4494 Frickin’ pigeons...just rats of the bird world 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4495 I bat you I can do this. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4496 Dont give me any labels bud 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4497 So it’ll help to aim for a statue, eh? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4498 You're sure the only way to reach the cheese is by flying.. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4499 Not sure, fella. I prefer the subway 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4500 I was like, "Wow! Oh My God! I can really do this!" 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4501 Good luck my friend, but this is not how evolution works. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4502 Imitation is the sincerest form of rattery. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4503 We'd rather do cross-breeding, but you women pigeons are so snooty. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4504 Who's a rat-of-the-air now?! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4505 Time to spin this 'rat with wings' thing 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4506 Hey Dad, pigeon says it’s simply a metaphor, a hurtful stereotype to denigrate the ubiquitous scavenger as dirty nuisance. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4507 Don’t call me Ratman. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4508 My dad was a bat. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4509 It's never to late to be what you might have been." 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4510 Yeah, well, I don’t care about your stinkin’ copyright. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4511 It's going to be a rat race. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4512 I still wonder whether 'Ratman' has the right cachet. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4513 It’s a metaphor, Dad, erroneously attributed to Woody Allen, and sadly, largely responsible for the near extinction of the species. Oh, and send me a postcard! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4514 We are not too different, you and I, except my name is Orville. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4515 I would do anything for love, but I won't do... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4516 World, get ready for the ambiguously gray duo! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4517 Here comes the RATMAN!! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4518 Step aside, Pizza Rat and Shower Rat. It's my turn to get all the social media attention. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4519 One small flap for rat, one giant flap for Rattus. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4520 Jump!" "But are you sure these wings-" "Pshhh, if a bee can do it, you can. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4521 I am the night. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4522 I'm just trying to lay low after the whole pizza incident. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4523 With Mueller coming, I'd be better off on a sinking ship than Trump Tower. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4524 The headline will read: Rodent successful at gliding. Arrives at street level. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4525 Stinkin' streets...I want to rise above it all for once. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4526 Rat droppings?! I'll show 'em rat droppings. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4527 Yeah, well, better hanged as a pigeon, than a rat .... 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4528 The time has come. We must fight to demolish clean streets and newly washed cars together! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4529 If you’re a rat with wings, I’m a pigeon with an attitude. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4530 The Character's name is "Bat"man. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4531 Ratman, I tell you, Ratman. Which is a whole lot better than Pigeongirl 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4532 Telling him he wasn’t her type really put him over the edge... 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4533 Just call me RAT-MAN!!! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4534 Hi there; I'm Robin. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4535 I'll be Ratman and you can be Robin -- or pigeon or whatever. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4536 I'll do anything to get away from this rat race! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4537 Mighty Mouse did it without these stupid things . . . 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4538 Hey I go where the pizza is, wasn't my idea to use delivery drones. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4539 It’s impossible to rely on the subway anymore. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4540 Try to look more like a robin. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4541 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4542 Behold: phase two. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4543 I'm gonna prove a pigeon's just a rat with better p.r. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4544 Squirrels do it, even educated fools do it—I'm falling in love! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4545 If I die trying, I’ll come back as a bird. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4546 Check this shit out. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4547 I thought I saw the "RAT SIGNAL" . 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4548 I mean, have you tried parking in this city? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4549 Rats with wings? I'll give them ^%$&* rats with wings! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4550 If they’re going refer to “ flying rats” then let it be a reality... 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4551 So let’s never hear that remark again. THAT is a pidgeon, THIS a flying rat. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4552 I'm so much smarter than this guy. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4553 You're sure this is the best way to get to Williamsbury these days. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4554 That was fun. But I don't think it made people hate me any less. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4555 So anyway, I was talking to this Bat and..... 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4556 Remember Pigeon, always wear both wings. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4557 Ben didn't think outside the box. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4558 Your not going to be the only flying rat in the city! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4559 If this doesn’t work out, the dumpster on 4th and Pine is pure gold. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4560 Look at me...I'm RATMAN! 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
4561 But mama I have to go to the bathroom! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4562 Ratman & Robin--NYC 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4563 It's your nick name. Why should I personify it? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4564 Are ya sure this is all I need? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4565 I got the wings....now all I need is a bushy tail and the'll feed me peanuts in the park! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4566 Even if this works, I'll still just be a rat. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4567 Flap harder Wilbur. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4568 Now I will move my wings in Manhattan and move the air in Mumbai 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4569 Trust me, the MTA is unbearable. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4570 They're using our name; we should occupy the niche. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4571 Another subway delay Herb? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4572 It's a new world. Only those who can soar survive. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4573 You call it suicidal, I call it my last ditch effort for respect 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4574 You look nothing like your Tinder profile pic 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4575 How would you like to crawl around in all that filth? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4576 Laugh, pigeon, but you’re the one they call a flying rodent. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4577 I soar. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4578 Oh, rats: these are for bats ! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4579 Fitting in never was easy for rat man. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4580 Flying's the last thing on my bucket list. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4581 just think of my as a bat that can't hang upside down 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4582 Step aside, Alfred. This is a job for Bat Rat! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4583 It's nothing personal, but hopefully our nickname goes away after a successful flight. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4584 "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the vermin." I'm Ratman. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4585 No, I'm Orville. Wilbur is road pizza, I'm afraid. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4586 Day 50 — my mate still doesn’t seem to have caught on 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4587 One small step for a rat; one giant leap for rat-kind. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4588 Time to test their hypothesis. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4589 Yeah, but when you say it, it sounds like a self-hating coo. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4590 See you in the gutter, flyboy. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4591 I'm trying out for Die Fledermaus at the Met. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4592 OK, next I’ll show you where to get the best slice 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4593 I know. We're misfits. But that's okay. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4594 I concede...you will beatme to the birdseed on the street 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4595 OK. You squeek the news and I'll tweet it. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4596 One question: Were you naming or cursing me when you said "Die Fledermaus"? 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4597 That's when she realized, she hadn't actually seen him fly all these years. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4598 You're going to need a new nickname soon, pal! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4599 They used to dream they were the ones who could fly. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4600 Yea, sure. Just flap 'em real fast and you'll be fine Larry. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4601 Lets just call it avian appropriation 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4602 I’m tired of you pigeons giving us a bad name 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4603 Look at all them down there, like rats in suits. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4604 Despite claims hang gliding was animal tested. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4605 Flying rats? Credence time, Baby! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4606 Do you say a prayer? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4607 I’ll show them rats with wings. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4608 I hereby declare rat supremacy under, upon and over the ground of this great city! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4609 Hey, Ma, look! The top of the world! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4610 ...we shall fight on the windshields and in the streets... 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4611 "Don't be foolish Icarus, it'll never work". 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4612 I may be bat sh*t crazy, but this rat ain't living in the gutter no more! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4613 Rats with wings? Rats with wings? In your honor, Stephen, I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4614 Fly me to the moon, I wish to dance among the stars. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4615 I'll meet you at the bottom. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4616 I'll be the best of both worlds. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4617 After I get back you can show me which worms taste best. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4618 I just want to hear my poop go "splat!" 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4619 Are you sure we are related. Maybe it was just a metaphor... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4620 You have no idea what it's like to be a rat without wings. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4621 The latest rage in pest control, false hope. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4622 It's from my Darwin dumpster library collection "How Bats Began." 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4623 Welcome to Silicon Valley ! Now, let’s disrupt the rat-race. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4624 Now we'll see who the real rat with wings is! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4625 I just signed a book deal for "The mouse that soared". 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4626 Call me 'Ratman'. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4627 No, it's not. One of my best friends is a pigeon. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4628 The rat- "And you're sure that I can get to Wisconsin with these" 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4629 I wanta get me some respect. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4630 I should still be asleep but it always takes me a few days to get used to daylight savings 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4631 Just don't fly too close to the sun, right? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4632 Yes, I'm sure. I'm Batman. You're "Robin." 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4633 Don't give me that look, it's your stereotype. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4634 You are just a metaphorical flying rat. Here comes the literal thing. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4635 Hmm. The doctors went a different way with my cousin's surgery. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4636 Saw it in a movie... 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4637 Gotham needs Ratman 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4638 You're right. From up here, it all looks like a rat race. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4639 I'm the real deal "rat with wings"! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4640 You promise you won't step on my tail? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4641 Are you sure this will work? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4642 I'm as aerodynamic as I'm ever going to be. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4643 If it doesn't work you'll have fresh road kill. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4644 "Pizza rat" can't grab all the headlines. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4645 Finally! I can be a pigeon! And not eat dirty, smelly cheese. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4646 What, you never heard of a sky rat? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
4647 Are you sure these things make me a pigeon? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4648 Now who’s the winged rat? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4649 So, your side of the family really got this to work, eh? 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4650 Houdini the mouse just turned into a chicken 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4651 I'll show you who reigns in New York, race you to that dumpster on Bleecker St. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4652 Ratman rides again. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4653 Believe me, flying is not all that it's cracked up to be 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4654 Yea, jump off, and then 'just put your lips together and blow,' m'kay? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4655 It all started when I ran the night shift at Chuck E. Cheese. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4656 I'll get out of your hair as soon as I see the Rat Signal. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4657 It's not that easy. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4658 I'll be legend to all lemmings evermore. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
4659 Ya, after "Leonardo", I became obsessed. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4660 Wish me luck. It's a new rat race. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4661 I've always been different than the rest of my pack. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
4662 "Fire at will" sounds so trite. "Incoming" sounds more New York-ish. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4663 "But these wings are only good at night.' 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4664 Darn you Woody Allen! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4665 Hold my drink. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
4666 I’ll show them ‘flying rat!’ 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
4667 I'm the REAL flying rat! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4668 I don't know, I'm just not sure it's me. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4669 To the bat mobile 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
4670 Flight school didn't prepare me for this 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4671 You think "Batrat" is too singsongy? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4672 It's a rat race down there! I need to learn how to fly! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4673 Play to win! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4674 Just call me . . . Da...da...da...da...da...da...da...da - Ratman! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4675 Rats of the air? Rats of the air? I’ll show you a rat of the air! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4676 I do not have rabies! I am not contagious! I am Ratman! To the rescue! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4677 I'm a pig, I'm a pig.... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4678 I don’t give a flying pigeon’s ass! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4679 It should be downhill from here. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4680 Look at me I'm a bird , I'm a plane , no I'm a a rat with wings . 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4681 Wright Brothers, Rat Brothers - we're all of the same genius. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4682 I really think I have a chance this time 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4683 I hope they don't invent flying cats anytime soon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4684 Headwind, you say? Damn, I thought I needed a tailwind! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4685 The flying I got down, its pegging the passerby's on the head that takes practice. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4686 "Flying rats", huh?...I'll give them flying rats! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4687 I was hoping for a little more than thoughts and prayers. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4688 It's OK Carl, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night" 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4689 This has gone too far Delta 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4690 This city needs a hero. I am. The bat rat. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4691 I got mine in the Male Department. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4692 Sure they’re disgusted by us, but the question is “Are we trying hard enough?” 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4693 My mother named me Leonardo! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4694 Am I adopted? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4695 Don't worry, no one will ever mistake you for me. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4696 Have you ever heard of a race to the bottom? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4697 Ledermaus, fledermaus, what's the difference? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4698 You realize that if this works you guys are just going to be known as pigeons with tails. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
4699 Let’s escape from the rat race and move to the countryside. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4700 Well Trump is actually in the White House, so I guess New York IS the place to make dreams come true. Here I come bread crumbs in Central Park! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4701 You know they call you the rat of the sky, right? 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
4702 Here's the proof I'm one if you. Now can I marry your sister? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4703 “Squeak attack”. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4704 I'm just not feeling it. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4705 Little old lady in the park--here I come! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4706 Our last space to conquer. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4707 I don't want to hear about your bone density...watch and learn! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4708 I'm sending out the rat signal. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4709 This city needs the bat-rat. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4710 At last, I shall have my revenge on the Pied Piper of Hamelin statue! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4711 It's not fake news. They said it works. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4712 Go ahead and laugh...wait til you see how much I’m making moonlighting for Uber Eats. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4713 The air up here is exhilarating! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4714 They'll call me.. .Ratman! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4715 I'm either a high flyer or a mouse dropping. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4716 Just because 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4717 Wait to scuttle on the landing. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4718 You're not much of a Robin either! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4719 FOR GOD'S SAKE, don't forget PLAN B. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4720 For my first flight, I won't bother with the guano. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4721 I’m stooping to your level. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4722 Now, you don't have to jump. I mean, if I were you, I'd think twice. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4723 Ratman has come to save Gotham city. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4724 Maybe now’s the time to talk about his adoption. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4725 You would be surprised how high some of us fly on fake wings 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4726 I'm auditioning for Die Fledermaus at the Met 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4727 No radar, wish me luck! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4728 So now you're a determinist? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4729 I'm disrupting the traditional rat business model. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4730 I bet this city's never seen a Soar Rat! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4731 It should work, what's a bat but a rat with wings. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4732 The flying rodents all get shows, I'll be huge! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4733 So I says to Sheila, I says, 'I'm gonna prove 'em wrong.' 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4734 Are you sure your Dad said that rats are just pigeons without wings? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4735 Ha. When pigs fly! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4736 What do you think-- 'Rodentman' or 'Ratman?' 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4737 It just isn't the same without Robin! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4738 Fine, but pizza's on you later. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4739 Thanks for the bargain you gave me by my paying in advance for flight lessons. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4740 Goodbye crowded city; hello dream trash can in Hawaii! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4741 So much for 'birds of a feather' 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4742 OK, OK, you win! You're a better flyer! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4743 That is how the world sees us? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4744 Are you a man or a mouse? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4745 I'm tired of just hearing about it. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4746 "It's really getting crowded down there, so I thought I would try it your way." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria,VA 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4747 You've always been an inspiration to me. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4748 Look at me, I'm a pigeon ! People like me and throw me popcorn ! Coo, coo !! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4749 Cosplay, LARP, whatever. This just better go viral. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4750 Okay, no you pretend you're Robin. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4751 I'm the real 'rat with wings'. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4752 Are you sure they’ll feed me in the park if I do this? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4753 Definitely not how the term "birdbrain" joined the lexicon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4754 Not a problem. Swap the B for an R and I own this town. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4755 I'm confident of a flying start. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4756 Pizza rat? Schpizza rat! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4757 Stand back — I’ll show you a real rat with wings! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4758 The Ratmobile is in the shop. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4759 You're upset that one consonant and 64 movies separate you from greatness. I get it, but don't do this man! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4760 And the perigrin are where? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4761 I'll teach those humans what a flying rat really looks like. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4762 It's okay, to the people below, we all look alike. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4763 "I wish Bullwinkle were here to cheer me on again". 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4764 Flying rats, huh! I'll show you 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4765 You're sure that these will work? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4766 Now, I’ll show you a REAL flying rat! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4767 I’m going to prove to myself that the Earth is flat. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4768 I shouldn't of had pizza. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4769 Trust me, I'll buzz the city a couple of times and you'll never be called a flying rat again. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4770 So, if I land in front of the bench they'll give me breadcrumbs ? But no cheese. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4771 This is too important to leave it to Crisp’r.. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4772 No thanks necessary, this will help my image just as much as yours. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4773 I'm gonna take "rat race" to the next level if it's the last thing I do! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4774 da na na na na na na na... Rat Man. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4775 Hark! I am hereby ending your ill-gotten designation. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4776 If this is what it takes to win you, Polly...... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4777 I'm focusing on cultural - not biological - evolution. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4778 Why do I always have to play the villain? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4779 I did it yesterday, I swear it works! 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4780 Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. I'll gotta love one bat 'til I die. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4781 I AM...FLEDERMAUS!! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4782 Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo: "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4783 Move over, Pidge. I'm Bat-Rat. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4784 It was either this, or flying United outta LGA. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4785 Fifth Ave, here I come. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4786 And I'm a pigeon with a patent attorney and seed capital. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4787 "I'm a pigeon; I'm a pigeon," says the rat. "The Woody Allen 'Rats with wings' thing was just a joke, my rodent friend," quoth the pigeon. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4788 Better than being called a pigeon without a beak. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4789 Well, you're no Robin 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4790 What's wrong with a lower floor? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4791 Pizza rat, shmizza rat, I'll show them how to go viral! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4792 You don't get into this game for the likes, you do it for the shares. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4793 Now you are a rat with wings. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4794 Ha! A pigeon with a tail! How do like me now, Grandma 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4795 I just can't take the sewers anymore. Please tell Mrs. Rat if I don't make it. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4796 Protect Gotham?... forget that! I want to mess with Catwoman! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4797 I AM AN EGALITARIAN! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4798 If this works, keep it to yourself, Stoolie. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4799 Too many people say, "a pigeon is a flying rat." I will show them what a real flying rat looks like! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4800 Ratman to the rescue! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4801 Wait...I thought I was a rat with wings. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4802 Look! The Rat Signal...somewhere I am needed in the city sewers. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4803 When they see I can fly, people will respect me. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4804 I sez, if they're going to keep disrespectin the both of us, I'll show 'em a rat with wings! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4805 To dream the impossible dream... to reach the impossible star—or am I just tilting at windmills? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4806 police scanner’s sayin a dude smeared peanut butter all over his dick and balls, gotta run 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4807 One more thing... do you have a blindfold? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4808 Pixar's sequel 'Rata2uille - Gone Lentil ' takes a dark look at mental health issues in the restaurant industry. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4809 If only Dad could see me now! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4810 Ah, fright school...well this makes sense now. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4811 It’s not as easy as it looks. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4812 “I really hope this is one urban legend that is for real…! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4813 I'm sorry... why does that offend you? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4814 Let’s see pizza rat do this! 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4815 Yell "Geronimo" and dive down. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4816 Someone is late for their shift at Chuck E Cheese's 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4817 Geronimo! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4818 Just because they call you guys 'Flying Rats' doesn't make it so. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4819 Hold my pizza. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4820 Stop looking at me, pigeon! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4821 The most ambitious crossover! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4822 It's for Super Rat, The Movie; take one 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4823 I'll see you in bird-heaven if I don't make it. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4824 You are not going to make it Nibbles, pigeons are like rats with wings but rats with wings are not pigeons! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4825 "Is Ratman too cliche for a super hero? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4826 Eat your heart out, Pizza Rat 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4827 Wait... so you're saying I'm not really a pigeon? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4828 I can't wait any longer for Commissioner Gordon's signal, Boy Pigeon. Ratman AWAY! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4829 This is for all the bacon 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4830 Helps if you say "Geronimo" ! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4831 My parents named me Orville and I'm no good at making popcorn. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4832 this leap can at least enlighten us a little more as to the true nature of the absurd 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4833 I can do anything you can do better! I can do anything better than you! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4834 on your mark 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4835 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, RATMAN! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, RATMAN! Ratman, Ratman, Ratman! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4836 No, no. Commissioner Gordon is signaling me! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4837 People may say I’m batty... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4838 If humans can do it, I can do it! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4839 Is this really how it all started for you? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4840 Try it off a sand dune first. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4841 You would do it too if Pizza Rat was your brother. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4842 No offense, Jeff, but you can't be Robin. You just don't look the part. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4843 I'm taking the name back. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4844 Better to die as a bat than live as a rat. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4845 Just once I'll rise above all the noise and confusion. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4846 They feed the birds, but poison the rats. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4847 I’ll show you a flying rat! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4848 The family reunion got off weird once cousin Vinny showed up 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4849 Now you promise that this is all I have to do, and I won't hit the road. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4850 It's rat time. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4851 I'll show them a vermin of the sky. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
4852 Did you lose your Metrocard? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
4853 Of course I have a fail-safe. Don't you see the awning? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4854 Now you're just mocking me! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4855 With this the "Pizza-rat" is forgotten and I fly into youtube history. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4856 In all your travels, Jack, have you run across any cat statues? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4857 Trans-Pigeon 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4858 ''Gravity class? no, I never went." 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4859 Aren't you carrying this "Bat Rat" fantasy too far? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4860 I'll prove we can be together Marjorie! Just you wait! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4861 Flying is easy. The hard part is the sonar. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4862 Don't worry, I'm using trickle down economics. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4863 if they worked for Leonardo da Vinci, I'll make 'em work for ME! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4864 Just checking if our moniker is apropos! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4865 If you can dream it, you can achieve it! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4866 I could really use a wish right now. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4867 If you can fly, so can I. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4868 I'm above the rat race. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4869 I’m very scared of the exterminator with the jet pack. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4870 They said Batman, not Ratman 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4871 It's to enhance my Method Acting experience when I audition at the Met. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4872 They told me all my life that this is what it is to be a pigeon. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4873 I'm tired of being just a rat. I want a to be a rat with wings, like you, Norm. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4874 I know we are friends and all that, but do you really think I should be taking my first flight from such a tall building? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4875 Not bat, Charlie. Rat. You’re a rat, Charlie. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4876 They'll call me Batrat, and you'll be my trusted sidekick, Featheredrat. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4877 It's time. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4878 Actually, I think that was the bat signal. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4879 Are you ready to be Robin to my Ratman? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4880 Designed by Leonardo, tested by NYC rats . . . “Rocket Rats” will command the universe! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4881 Give me liberty, or give me death. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4882 Time to leave the nest, son 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4883 This is the future, pigeon 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4884 You promise I'll fly just like an eagle? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4885 I THINK I’M TOO NEAR THE SUN. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4886 Well, I still think its a long way to make a point 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4887 The new adventures of ratman and pidgeon. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4888 Too bad the Batman and Robin franchise is sewed up. Ratman and Pigeon only get booked doing stunts and bar mitzvahs. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4889 I assume failed human trials aren't applicable to rats [mice]. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4890 Step aside pal. I'll show 'em the real deal. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4891 We'll do the park today and the sewer tomorrow. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4892 Come fly with me, bird brain. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4893 Forget the sun; I'm worried about the dumpsters down there. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4894 It's a simple matter of fate ratios 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4895 They're called wings, ever hear of them? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4896 I have the sinking feeling that I can't fly 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4897 Yeah, I made these myself. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4898 Step aside, sweetheart. Sky Rat is here! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4899 Let's see if bats are really just rats with wings. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4900 It's a lot easier and safer to eat it straight out of the bag under the sink. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4901 Listen Birdboy, the ad clearly said "trusty sidekick" not "question all my decisions sidekick." 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4902 It's brilliant. We get to fly, your guys' popularity will soar. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4903 Ratman 2.0 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4904 What are you lookin' at? I'm transspeciated. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4905 Yeah, yeah, go ahead and scoff but I'm getting outta this town. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4906 No, my name isn’t Icarus. Why do you ask? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4907 If I don't wear this getup, they won't let me live in the Central Park West Bat House. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4908 It's R. Kelly meets Icarus. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4909 Your food is great, Benny, but next time it's my place. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4910 It's a Bird... It's a Plane... No, It's Ratman! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4911 OK, so after this I'll show YOU how to get a slice. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4912 At least you can do your own stunts. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4913 Listen Larry, if I wanted a pidgeon, I’d date a pidgeon! 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
4914 I'm tired of you upstaging me, Robin. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4915 But honey, it’s an awfully big leap of faith. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
4916 Yeah, yeah. You say it’s easy, but I just don’t know. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4917 I’m work-shopping the flying rat thing. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4918 Look, I don't know either how the seagulls got to that pizza first. But I still don't think there's a rat amongst us. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4919 You know what happened to Icarus, Batrat and your garbage bag wings are not biodegradable. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4920 Tell my kids I love them. And that I would have loved to have eaten them. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4921 I'm coo-coo too. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4922 The tourists are gonna love meeting you. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4923 Yeah, I hope to see you later too. Unless I don't make it. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4924 It's not going to be just a funny idiomatic expression anymore. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4925 I swear, if you ask me to say "I am the night" one more time, Larry, so help me... 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4926 They thought Lindy couldn't fly too 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4927 Just remember, you must anticipate your target. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4928 I'm Reonaldo Rodencci and these wings are my invention! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4929 I guess trying these wings you sold me does make me a pigeon. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4930 This has gotta be the dumbest thing I've done for you since I took your shift on that suspension bridge. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4931 No, this one is for me. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4932 Yes, i'm one of the Rat Brothers. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4933 I knew I shouldn’t have bet on the Knicks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4934 Best part is, you're gonna take the fall! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4935 You know, suddenly I'm not as enthusiastic about testing that old cliché... 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
4936 ...and you swear you're not still made about the joke store pigeon trap? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4937 A rat is a bat is a ratman 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4938 I’m getting the hell outta here, it’s a slum. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4939 Woody Allen's whole "rats with wings" thing got me thinking. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
4940 If I can get over my fear of flying, so can you. Just step off, and start flapping. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4941 Let this rat with wings show you how it's done. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4942 That’s quite Icarus of you. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4943 'No. I don't know where the scientists live, Larry!' 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4944 Yes rat and bat rhyme, just don't push it. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4945 It's made of cheese! I'll show them, I'll show all of them! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4946 You never hear anyone say "pigeons with fur". 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4947 Going up? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4948 I’ve always been told I’m a pigeon of the street. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4949 I'm signaling for his landing on runway two 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4950 Why? Because flying rats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4951 The focus groups said 'no' but the boss is determined. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4952 All right, I'm topped off with cheddar. Now point me toward that Botero! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4953 Old ladies on park benches, here I come! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4954 It’s fly or die time! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4955 Check your privilege, will ya? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4956 I’m a rat with wings! Not you! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4957 People need something elemental, something symbolic, something terrifying to shake them from their apathy, you see. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4958 What time does the Sun go down? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4959 Mouse-uh-rahAh! Mouse-uh-rahhh. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4960 I really think you're missing the point of the dream sequence in 'Birdman' 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4961 Rat plus wings equals bat, right? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4962 Had to go further for "good" pizza. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4963 Like R Kelly, I believe I can fly. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4964 I know I'm one of the good rats, Bob. But I don't see how this is supposed to stop a bad rat with wings. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4965 I'm disrupting your market. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4966 But..but, why me? I never called you "rat of the sky." I literally look up to you guys. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4967 But how do you avoid the falcons? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4968 Don't forget Bernoulli's Principal. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4969 She's down there watching. I told her that it was really Bat Rat who protected Gotham. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4970 And so where'd you come up with "flying rats?" 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4971 You got to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt and disbelief. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4972 I, I am the real flying rat. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4973 Identity theft is a crime. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4974 I'm here to reclaim that title 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4975 Nahna, nahna, nahna...RATMAN ! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4976 I'm tired I've being called a rat, I'd prefer stool pigeon." 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4977 This feels a lot less like Batman and more like “rat-with-wings”. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4978 I’m a superhero. You’re just a rat with wings. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4979 I am banking that all the negativity is fake news. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4980 Nana Nana Nana Rat Man! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4981 No problem, really? That's easy for you to say. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4982 Don't look down on me just because I can't afford the surgery. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4983 Na-na-na-na-Bratman! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4984 I've bought into the gig economy and looking forward to making pigeon carriers yesterday's news. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4985 To fight for truth justice and free bird seed from retirees, that's why i want to fly. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4986 Gees Rat, I might be a pigeon, but I am smart enough to know that's not going to work. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4987 Nice try, Pizza Rat — your fifteen minutes are up! 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
4988 Soon, you won't be able to tell me I can't watch a baseball game. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4989 I am a Pigeon! No. I am a rat with wings. No! I am a Pigeon! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4990 Da da da da, da da da, BAT RAT!!! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4991 I don't know about this. It looks like it's ready to rain cats and dogs. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
4992 I wanted to add 'hyper-mobility' to my resume! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4993 You won't see me taking the subway anymore, pal! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4994 They're water wings. I bath in the fountain. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4995 Don't appropriate my species. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4996 If you have purpose, there is a way. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4997 Even if these things work, I'm still rat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4998 Brat, the combination of bat and rat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4999 JUST a rat with wings?! Seriously, tell me I'm not amazing you right now! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5000 I'll show 'em what a real flying rat can do. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5001 I'm gonna win this rat race but don't be a stool pigeon and rat me out on our little secret. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5002 this calling came when mom named me Orville. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5003 New Super Hero? Nope, can't be late for work again. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5004 Meet you at the bottom! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5005 The Pied Piper has flown the coop. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5006 Fly ahead and tell Robert Mueller I'm on the way. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5007 I am taking from "Rat to Bat" lessons! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5008 Race you there! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5009 I’m telling you, those are not redbull wings. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5010 Don't look so superior. I make more money by signaling than you do by flying. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5011 ...if 'rat-splaining' means showing you how it's done... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5012 Let’s see how they like a real rat on wings 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5013 Look at me, Icarus the Rat on my maiden voyage. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5014 Enough with the sky rat comments 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5015 Give me the blindfold - let's do this properly. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5016 Just watch me. You can hold it 'till you land. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5017 A pigeons is just a rat with wings. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5018 I'd rather be known as the flying rat that crashed than just a rat. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5019 I saw my cousin do it. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5020 If father didn't like my brother better, this would have all been mine 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5021 They're all coming out of the woodwork to support me. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5022 If eating pizza made it viral... 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5023 I don't give my rat's ass; I'm going to prove Leonardo da Vinci's invention is possible. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5024 You OK there buddy? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5025 Tell me when you see Woody Allen. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5026 Batrat and Pigeon to the rescue! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5027 I go to claim that great ball of cheese in the sky. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5028 The signal in the sky is for BATman. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5029 I think I can, I think I can... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5030 Pigeon: Those new? Rat: No.Why? Pigeon: Just wondering .... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5031 It worked for Batman, it can for you too! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5032 To infinity and beyond! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5033 I’m a bat, not a rat, So how about about that? I’m a bat, not a rat, And I will not go splat! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5034 watch out for a sudden stop 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5035 They’ll forget all about Pizza Rat now! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5036 I'm tired of the sewer...I wish to rule the night! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5037 For God's sake, Arnie, that's batty: you'll kill yourself. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5038 The biased and fake news media are some of the most dishonest people I have ever dealt with! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5039 I'm calling it "rats poetica". 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5040 Rats with wings? I'll show you rats with wings! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5041 Oh no, wrong airport! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5042 Go ahead. I'll catch you. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5043 Look, I am not making some kind of liberal statement, I just want to fly like an eagle. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5044 '... so I figured, why not get in on some of the action?' 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5045 I wonder what Icarus would think? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5046 My cousin Matt from the chimney gave me lessions. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5047 One last question, deep dish or thin crust? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5048 I swore after the parachute incident I wouldn’t let you talk me into something like this again. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5049 We are Ratman and Pigeon! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5050 Then she says, ”I don’t give a rat’s ass that you can fly, I’m taking the subway.” 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5051 Watch out for the bugs and rats on Trump Tower... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5052 From sewer to soar, ratman for sure. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5053 Beats surge pricing... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5054 Concrete jungle where dreams are made of - There's nothing you can't do-oo! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5055 No ... I am not an identity thief. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5056 Don't worry, its like riding a bike. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5057 Well, I'm off to the rat-infested subway. I'll bring you back a slice of pizza! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5058 I'm checking out my navigational skills. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5059 Don't talk to me about trial and error, I jump when I hear the buzzer. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5060 One small step for a rat; a giant leap for ratkind! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5061 Would it help if I tried to send a tweet? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5062 OK Orville, I may be batty, but I'm going to do this! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5063 Ever since Pizza Rat hit it big we have to step up our game. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5064 It's called innovation, alright? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5065 I'm trying for the lead in 'Ratatouille goes to Wakanda.' 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5066 You'll want to be down there closer to the fun when I start swooping the crowds. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5067 Hey, do you think I'll still be able to carry my pizza? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5068 I needed some fresh air 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5069 No, Phillip, rats aren't evolving that fast in NYC. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5070 For the last time I'm Ratman, with an R, c'mon work with me here... 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5071 So it’s flap, flap-flap, oh no. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5072 The easy decision is to choose Cambridge Paving Stones. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
5073 Batman, Robin, Batwoman and now . . . Batmouse! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5074 I'm tired of being called a walking pigeon. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5075 No, you're a rat with wings. I'm Rat-Man. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5076 Okay, okay! I take back my bat-out-of-hell claim! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5077 Last one to the pizza slice is a rotten egg. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5078 I sure hope I like breadcrumbs. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5079 I'll do whatever it takes to find Robin. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
5080 Hail to the almighty who made us equal! 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5081 Rats! I think I'm going to have to wing this. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5082 Well, I ain’t been yappin’ about you calling yourself Robin... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5083 Wait'll they get a load of a real flying rat! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5084 So what! I’m not batman, and you’re not Robin! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5085 Go ahead; I've got your back; trust me. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5086 Your kidding, they already call you "sky rat". 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5087 Pigs do, Why not us! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5088 Bedbugs, shmedbugs. Wait'll they get a load of me! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5089 I'm waiting for the sun to go down. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
5090 All set then... I’ll be in touch! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5091 First he steals my pizza and now he thinks he can do anything! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5092 I'm Ratman...., avenger of the Rat Race! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
5093 I surprised you before, Hillary 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5094 Rats, I forgot my parachute. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
5095 If the filthy bag of disease can do it, so can I. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5096 I'll try anything that will help me evolve faster. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5097 I'm reclaiming my hang time. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5098 I'm tired of looking for a fire hydrant at ground level. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5099 Better luck launching from the Trump Tower ? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5100 Can I get my money back if these flying lessons don't work? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5101 Oh sure, it's easy for you. But I've got to start from scratch like the rest of my White House cronies. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5102 My agent said it would increase sales. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5103 If this doesn't work, Robin, just go back to being a pigeon. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5104 Of course I love you, but . . . 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5105 If this doesn't work, it's ratatouille for dinner. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5106 You may fly, my friend, but you will never have my grace. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5107 O.K., got it. Now, give me the pizza slice and tell me where the camera is. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5108 You know what they say, "pigeons are the rats of the sky" 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5109 It lacks a human element. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5110 Just a rat with wings... Hell hath no fury like a rodent transformed. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5111 I'm already blamed for what you do, so what have I got to lose? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5112 Separated at birth? I DON'T THINK SO! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5113 Trust me. You’re gonna make that pizza rat look like a complete amateur. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5114 I will no longer be trapped by this City! How far as the rat-with-wings flies to the nearest suburb? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5115 The only bird you resemble is the culture vulture. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5116 You first. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5117 I'm sick of people calling us pigeons without wings 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5118 Anyone still doing "Stupid Pet Tricks"? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5119 So, I am Ratman and you are Robin. We'll be more famous than that rat eating pizza on Youtube for sure. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5120 In point of fact, I’m afraid of heights. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5121 Rat-man and Robin get last minute jitters. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5122 10,000 hours of anything. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5123 Send it! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5124 I'm sick of you guys hogging the tuppence bags 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5125 They call him Bat Rat, Bat Rat, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is creepier than he, And we know Bat Rat, lives in a world full of wonder, Flying there-under, under the eaves! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5126 Do you think they'll tell the difference? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5127 We're reappropriating the term 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5128 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... RATMAN! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5129 I’m opening my options! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5130 It's a question of air superiority vs supremacy 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5131 i can fly and i can see the sky 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5132 I'll show Woody Allen who's who on the evolutionary ladder. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5133 Who's the 'sky rat' now, pal? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5134 WELL, IF YOU CAN DO IT, I KNOW THAT I CAN TOO!! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5135 We will see about that pigeon without wings nickname. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5136 I'm tired of hearing about Kitty Hawk. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5137 When they call us pigeons with hemorrhagic fever, that's when. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5138 It's your turn to be Robin. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5139 Wanna race? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5140 You don’t think I can scoop that bit of cheese? Oh I’ll show you... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5141 If this doesn't work consider myself Ratatouille. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5142 Go ahead and laugh. I'll see you on the next rooftop. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5143 Awwwww, your first day of flight. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5144 My furry tail act was going nowhere. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5145 I have aviophobia, but I should be fine because I’m sure this won’t work. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5146 By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5147 Cars are easy targets. Dream bigger. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5148 OH! To soar above the rabble! 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5149 If this works, I expect to have many followers." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5150 "I feel bad they call you a winged rat. Anyway, I'll be your wingman. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5151 What?? Ya nevva heard of Ratman? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5152 I’m sorry, Birdrat just doesn’t sound as good Birdman 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5153 Who said rats can't fly? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5154 Auditions for the new band "Icarus Rat" 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5155 I’m pretty sure he’s from Jersey. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5156 You want to test me, I thought I never had fear of heights! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5157 I followed directions and made some connections, but what do I do now. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5158 You sure Gotham City is ready for Batrat? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5159 Lenny thinks he's so special for stealing a slice of pizza. Wait until he sees how many views I get! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5160 Stop rat-shaming me. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5161 One of my turtles drew this thing in his notebook the other day. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5162 I modeled them after this squirelly fellow I met a while back. I think if my vector is correct, I should land safely three blocks from here. What do you think? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5163 You give us a bad name 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5164 They always like to say, 'Oh, that is a conspiracy theory.' Well, watch this. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5165 I think you have to be blind or as dumb as a bird to be willing to do this. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5166 Fly into the sun. I dare you. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5167 I don't want to fly like a bird, I want to fly like a bat! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5168 I love you dumpling but I think I'll stick with taking the fire escape stairs. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5169 You are called a 'rat with wings'. I was curious to see what it felt like. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5170 I'll show them who's a rat with wings. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5171 I fly through the air with the greatest of fleas! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5172 I hope your father is watching. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5173 That's right. 100% cheese. Cheddar. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5174 I got the idea in a Skinner box. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5175 When I told my doctor I have a gluten allergy he said to try this 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5176 I'm tired of hearing about this "kitty" hawk. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5177 I kept hearing it and thought, why not? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5178 One small step for a rat... 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5179 Wright or wrong, this flight's a go. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5180 You weren't lying when you said that the new organ produced a warm tone! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5181 If R. Kelly can do it, so can I! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5182 Should I tell him I just make it look easy? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5183 Got one for you Rob: ... and it's a learning process for some. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5184 Ratman and Pigeon: The Fowl Wonder 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5185 I've had my last pat-down. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5186 I think it’s “bat,” with a “B.” No, I’m pretty sure it started with an “R.” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5187 Roadkill ratatouille beats sewer souffle any day. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5188 You looked younger in your profile picture. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5189 We used to have a lab for this sort of thing, but the rent got too high. Now it's a hot yoga studio. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5190 You’ll see....They laughed at Wilbur, too. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5191 When I brought you up here I thought it was an April fools prank! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5192 It's a flattering name, but actually I'm more closely related to bats. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5193 Elon Muskrat, I presume? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5194 When I hit 88 mph, I will be transported to 2014, and this time, I will be Pizza Rat! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5195 I was a pigeon in my last life... 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5196 They call YOU a flying rat? Well, I AM a flying rat. Look out below! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5197 What do you mean you've never heard of Ratman before?" 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5198 Rats with wings 2.0. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5199 Once I prove my point, I promise you a slice of pizza...if, I mean, when you land. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5200 The. Salesman said, “Don’t worry, they’re autonomous.” 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5201 They call you guys 'rats with wings' but I'll show'em who's king of the pests... 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5202 Outta my way, pidgy. Pizza Rat's back. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5203 I'm sorry, I just don't see the resemblance. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5204 The Pigeon to the Rat: Yeah, and someday Pigs will Fly too ! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5205 You won't believe what I can do with these 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5206 Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5207 Another superhero rat bat with tunnel vision on the fly, eh, Robin? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5208 I will not be pigeonholed! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5209 I don't give a flying rats ass what you think about me. I am who I am and I'm NOT changing for ANYONE ! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5210 "Rats with wings. Rats with wings" I'LL show 'em rats with wings! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5211 Will you stop worrying about your reputation? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5212 This will prove that I'm the one and only Rat of the Sky. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5213 It's this fails I think I'll adapt a Raymond Carver story for the stage. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5214 What one vermin can do, another can do! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5215 bats and mice ARE relatives 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5216 I know. That's where I got the idea. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5217 They told me to try this at Kitty Hawk NC but I feel safer here in Ratty NYC. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5218 Now they'll see me differently. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5219 Well, you are called 'a flying rat', aren't you? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5220 Look Robin the "rat" signal. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5221 Trust me, ignoring the problem only makes it worse. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5222 Ratman: Come Robin, it is time to fight crime and protect the people of Gotham! Pigeon: For the last time, I'm a pigeon. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5223 I have earned the right to roar. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5224 If I can pull this off, they'll never call you a rat with wings again. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5225 If this doesn’t work, I’m aiming for a bus tour. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5226 Flying Rats, eh? I’ll show ‘em flying rats... 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
5227 This flying rat's making a bird seed run, no cheese for me any more, lactose intolerant. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5228 I'll be the Robin to your Batman 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5229 Look up there Bird Wonder. It's the Rat-Signal! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
5230 I've heard you lot referred to as rats with wings, so I thought, why not give it a try... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5231 Give me the blindfold, Clive. I have to do this the right way. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5232 Now at bat: Mickey Mantle Maus! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5233 Today, I'm on dishes and you're on garbage. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5234 Isn't it enough that you are lord of the streets? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5235 Someday, my son, this will all be yours. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5236 Dare I say, on a wing and prayer and I’ll land over there…? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5237 They always say that pigeons are just rats with wings, so I figure why not? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5238 Ratman and Pigeon. Sounds like a title for a great buddy movie. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5239 Once I remove a few toes, my transition will be complete! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5240 Nice wings, Clarence. I admire your ability to diversify. I've been pigeonholed for years now. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5241 I'm tired of you guys getting all the attention as the rat air force. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5242 ...this is one small step for rat, one giant flight for rat-dom!! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5243 You’re a real friend suggesting these waxed wings 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5244 Don't worry if you get a falling sensation. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5245 I get you’re still trying to stay relevant after the whole ‘pizza rat’ situation, but you can’t always be the hero. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5246 Maybe people will feed me in this disguise! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5247 No, Larry. I don't want to fly with that airline and accidentally end up in a country that eats mice! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5248 Sooo, start with a shorter building, you say? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5249 With the sun in their eyes, they will think flying squirrel 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5250 You're sure people will feed me breadcrumbs at the park this way, right? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5251 "To the White House! It's the real swamp." Bernard 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5252 He has has a really rough go of it ever since Ben Affleck became Batman. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5253 Without the blindfold, this won't fly. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5254 See this is how you do it. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5255 There was no escaping it. After the photo was released it was just Pizza Rat this, Pizza Rat that — it was all anybody was talking about. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5256 If a squirrel can do it I can do it. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5257 People keep talking about 'those flying rats' so I'm just giving them what they want... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5258 Flying rats indeed...here goes the real thing! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5259 I know it sounds corny, but Ratman really does live in the Ratcave 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5260 You must be an escapee from Trump Tower 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5261 You guys think you are so great because you are the only ones who can can defy gravity. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5262 From now on evildoers will fear the name Batrat! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5263 I declare my dedication to life, liberty, and the pursuit of flappiness. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5264 Don't put your beak up at me...I'm the real "sky rat!" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5265 I think this is an upgrade 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5266 This is it, I'll be the first flying mammal. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5267 Pizza Rat is a hard act to follow. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5268 Are these wings made in China? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5269 Hey, who are you to call me a flying rat? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5270 This one's for the streets 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5271 It isn't stealing it if we do the job better than you. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5272 I’ve conquered the subway, the streets, and now, to the sky! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5273 it is true what they say about Red Bull you know? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5274 You and me...we are really no different. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5275 ARE YOU SURE THE INSURANCE WOULD COVER THIS? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5276 I’ll show you what I real sky rat can do. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5277 Uh...it's anyone can COOK. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5278 You agreed to be my sidekick, now let's go 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5279 I confused it with the bat signal again. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5280 I'm sick and tired of hearing you complain that I never put my ideas to the test. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5281 Just call me Orville Rat. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5282 I think they know about the "file in the cake" trick. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5283 Wait 'till they see this. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
5284 I'm tired of you claiming you're the "Sky Rat" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5285 I am menace. I am the blight. I am RATMAN! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5286 Ok Jobs, it's intuitive like I'll get it right away, eh? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5287 I hear hell froze over. So I am ready for my flying lessons. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5288 I'll show that pizza rat... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5289 Now we’ll see who the real rats of the sky are. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5290 Flying's great, but I'm really in this for the bits of bread from the little lady in the park. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5291 And now for a REAL rat with wings! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
5292 This IS my golden parachute. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5293 If bats ca fly, why not mice? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5294 Ich bin Die Fledermaus, doncha know? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
5295 You said the bread crumbs make it work? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5296 Yeah, yeah, I listened to that whole 'How Not to Write a Caption' podcast, so you don't need to tell me this fucking thing won't fly. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5297 “Why? Because I’m blind as a rat.”’ 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5298 some of us actually have to work at it 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5299 Every time you step on a crack a rat gets it's wings. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5300 Look Robin the "rat" signal. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5301 Eh, never liked him anyways 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5302 Batman and Pigeon 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5303 If the mousetrap didn't kill you, this definitely will! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5304 I'm trying to get a jump start on evolution. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5305 Robin, you ain't. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5306 Let’s prove it once and for all! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5307 If I make down alive I will be "Ratman"! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5308 The hero that Gotham needs. RatBatman. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
5309 This is it. I'm flying the coop. So tired of this rat race. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
5310 What did Newton say again? What goes down must come up? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5311 I will prove you wrong. This will work. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5312 Evolution Smevolution! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5313 Oh, so my screenplay idea is basically just about a guy who fights crime and has wings like a bat. I call him Bat Guy. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5314 They won’t call you flying rats anymore. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5315 and they call me pidgeon brain? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5316 Are you sure this is how Batman got his start? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5317 The country needs a hero, yea but your still a rat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5318 Do I look like a cedar waxwing, or what? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5319 I know we come from different parts of town, Joyce, but I'll fly with you anywhere. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5320 I don't know what's better, flying or landing in a crowded salon. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5321 Audition for the lead in Bat Out Of Hell 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5322 How far did you say the moon is? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5323 And they say WE'RE rats with wings. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5324 You can do this. You just have to sense your inner pigeon 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5325 If this works, the sky's the limit. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5326 I'm trying out Herb Caen's theory. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5327 I got a video camera and full sponsorship from The Pizza Parlor 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5328 I need these because I'm a Wingless Pigeon. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5329 If Pizza Rat can go viral, so can I. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5330 Seems like there should be a little more to this, somehow. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5331 Don’t be smug! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5332 THANK GOD I HAVE A SHORT BUCKET LIST. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5333 Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah Bat Rat! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5334 Only the hoi polloi take the Jitney. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5335 Cats eat birds too?! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5336 Not look, fly before you leap pal. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5337 Because I want to be my best self, and I want to crap on the head of a statue while eating a pizza. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5338 If it will end Pigeon-bashing, it’s worth it. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5339 'Mighty Mouse you're not.' 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5340 'Rats with wings', huh? This'll make someone happy. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5341 Hehehe ... City Hall is gonna LOVE this! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5342 Am I a man or a mouse? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5343 It’s even better than Bat-man, it rhymes! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5344 ...and make sure you say the word “dove” when you tell it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5345 Okay Robin now watch carefully here and I’ll show you how “RATMAN” poops on a car! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5346 I'm just tired of you always getting credit as the "rats of the air." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5347 Some say i'm bats listening to a bird brain. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5348 Really Jacques, that was beyond one toque over the line. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5349 Give a rat some wings and suddenly they're Ratman. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5350 I stink I can, I stink I can, I stink I can... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5351 Why're you sayin' I'm a mammal? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5352 You wanna see rats of the sky? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5353 Are you sure this will go as viral as Pizza Rat? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5354 Yeah, Mitch, except I can fly, and he eats pizza. But yeah, pretty much exactly the same thing as 'Pizza Rat' aside from that. Good point. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5355 Let's test that rats with wings assertion. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5356 One day - maybe - they'll call me a "pigeon without feathers." But we're not there yet, so study up. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5357 You may be able to use the lavatory shortly. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5358 Batman comes down with white-nose syndrome. Ratman to the rescue! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5359 I don't give my ass about the odds 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5360 It worked for Batman! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5361 And then I say, "I'm Ratman". 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5362 You live the big-city dream as a 'rat with wings' every day. Well, sport, it's time to level the playing field. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5363 What do you mean it’s not a race between rats? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5364 I'll show you "rat of the sky!" 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5365 And justice for all mice in Gotham! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5366 Look! Flying Pizza! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5367 IF YOU PUT WINGS ON A MOUSE............. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5368 Well this is a little extreme, don't ya think? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5369 What now, Pizza Rat? What now? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5370 We will shown them...flying rat! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5371 News flash, Mirabelle... he offends EVERYONE! But your compulsion to disprove every stupid thing he says feels equally unhinged. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5372 I got your flying rats right here! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5373 "HUGE NIH cuts! Brand's got to change...blah, blah, blah." Marketing says this is a sure thing. Research tested it -- the focus groups just love this new me. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5374 Remember to keep your head down. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5375 Hey, everyone, it's Batrat and Pigeon, here to save the world. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5376 Don't tell me you've never heard of a flying rat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5377 Tag! You're it. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5378 I'd like to know what makes you think you're so special. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5379 I think you misheard them. It’s BATMAN not Rat Man! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5380 Time's up on your cultural appropriation big guy 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5381 Move over, pigeon! You rat with wings! Uh..Gross! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5382 Where's Robin? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5383 If you can swoop and poop on car windshields, so can I. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5384 It stinks up here. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5385 Mr Trump said I should try these before I talk to Mr Mueller 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5386 I'll show you a sky rat! 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5387 Remember: I'm Ratman and you're Robin. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5388 We're know for leaving sinking ships, so my plan is to be ready for the big one of 7.9 on the Richter scale. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5389 So the wife says, "Honey, you seem bored. Why don't you go fly yourself like a kite." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5390 It’s an identity crisis if I’m also holding it in. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5391 It was either this or wear the orange toupee. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5392 REMEMER, THESE WINGS HAVE A LIFETIME GUARANTEE !! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5393 We're now free to tweet whatever crazy ideas come to us. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5394 I said, 'Will this finally make me a real pigeon?' 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5395 Leonardo Ratvinci, Ground Pigeon Visionary. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5396 My Obituary will say that I was an imaginative, fearless, but unappreciated mouse. Here goes.... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5397 If this works, I'll be a real stool pigeon. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5398 Again, I take to the air, to feed my brethren by opening every dumpster lid in the city. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5399 Batrat, but would it be an insult if I called you Robin? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5400 After the success of the pizza thing, I thought I'd take on a stretch role. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5401 It’s “Batrat” not “Splatrat”. Pay attention. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5402 I may not live to see our glory, but I will gladly join the fight. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5403 Finally, the only place in the city I haven't defecated. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5404 I hear you about the statue thing: But there's gotta be an easier way to remedy constipation. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5405 Aren't you supposed to wait for the Rat-Signal? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5406 I'm goin' up there to be like all those other rats sittin' in their offices. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5407 Don't call me Icarus. The President's appointed me Secretary of the Sewer Rats. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5408 I'll show them who's the REAL rat with wings! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5409 You say Washington square has the best bread crumbs? I bet my 600 siblings the humans can't tell the difference. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5410 Be very careful, remember what happened to Icarus 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5411 It's the bat signal, Robin! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5412 Don't you know money can't buy you love, a good tomato or flight? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5413 Drones are for chumps. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5414 I got tired of being called a pigeon without wings. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5415 If I have to be a rat, I might as well be a flying rat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5416 For the last time, I'm not just a rat - I'm a stool pigeon! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5417 When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5418 I'm beginning to think you aren't even a pigeon. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5419 I'll say it again. I'm Batman and you're going to be Robin. And we're going to fight crime and stuff like that. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5420 Rocky's got nothing on me ! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5421 The pizza is better in LA. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5422 The belfry is over that way! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5423 Can’t eat pizza on the stairs, no running on the rails. I am done with this life. Wings are just there in case I change my mind on the way down. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5424 I don't care what your Mom says, the city needs me. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5425 As an investment strategy, the sewers are played out. Time to differentiate. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5426 Yoda, Yoda, Yoda --- Just do! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
5427 Gonna make my Mama proud! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5428 They say one of my ancestors inspired Johann Strauss II with a similar performance. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5429 Ratman and Bobin here....madness makes us what we are and... I gotta be me 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5430 Leonardo da Vinci recommended it. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5431 Gotham cheese ... Behold Ratman! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5432 I was ready to pay you twice as much. Who's the pigeon now? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5433 It really doesn't matter what happens. You had the nickname before AND you will have it after! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5434 So, my love, you say just jump and it will come naturally? But do you think perhaps when the people call you a rat with wings, it might just be an insult? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5435 Is that your flock, or mine? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5436 This might work, if it weren’t for that giant sandwich I found in the subway in last week’s Caption Contest. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5437 After today, they'll know what a flying rat really looks like! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5438 It's about time you guys had some competition 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5439 I’m not going to fly that close to the sun. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5440 I'm going to shit on the fucking moon. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5441 I'm the hero that Gotham needs. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5442 It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes, and LEAP! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5443 It's bat rat and pigeon boy. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5444 Buddy, just because people say we’re rats with wings doesn’t mean that’s gonna work. 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
5445 I'll show everybody!!! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5446 You’re goin’ down Pizza Rat! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5447 Are you certain we’re not too close to the sun? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5448 And they say pigeons are the rats of the sky... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5449 Ok, hit it. Ratmaaaaaan! Da da da da da da da da! Ratmaaaaaan! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5450 It's this whole thing about rats with wings. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5451 I tell you. In my mind, I’m a bat, not a rat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5452 Yo, check it out 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5453 You shouldn't have told your mother-in law her last meal was 'to die for'. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5454 We’re really just wingless pigeons anyways 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5455 The couple in 10B didn’t put you up to this did they?? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5456 Pizza Rat's got nothin' on me. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5457 Why here? Test flights in Kitty Hawk would obviously be asking for trouble. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5458 Behold, I am RATMAN! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5459 I have the right to make more out of life then just mousing around. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5460 My prepa-rat-ions are complete. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5461 I mean no disrespect to your heritage, I’m just saying that “Pigeon, the Boy Wonder” lacks that all-impoprtant sesne of moxie. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5462 Okay world, meet 'Ratman'......wait, where's my mask? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5463 If it worked for Wile E. Coyote - it can work for me! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5464 I always thought of "flying rat" as more of a challenge. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5465 I'm a test pilot for Rodential Prosthetics. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5466 Stand back. You might think it's just a nasty simile, but I'm telling you, that Confederate statue is mine! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5467 I’m just curious if their description of you is true. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5468 I'll show them who the flying rat is! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5469 From here on out I shall be known as Ratman! 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5470 Cultural appropriation my foot! Aren't pigeons rats of the sky? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5471 3,2,1,dropping 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5472 They think you are a rat with wings. I'll give them a rat with wings. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5473 “ Rats with wings” some people take things way to literally. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5474 Bat Rat to the rescue! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5475 Die Fledermaus, you inspire me! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5476 Don't worry, Ms. Columba. You'll never be called a 'winged rat' again. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5477 Ratman has no limits. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5478 I'm telling you, Davinci ideas weren't that cheesy 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5479 There has got to be a better way down! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5480 Don't flatter yourself, it's strictly business. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5481 I'd much rather become a walking pigeon. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5482 With the subway so crowded, I really need another mode of transportation 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5483 ... With an "R", not a "B", bird-brain! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5484 Our reputation isn't much better than you guys, but I guess occasionally we get some bread crumbs and seeds when we're in the park. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5485 I thought I'd try this while I wait for genus reassignment surgery. Ever heard of it? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5486 ...because they all say we don’t. have enough flying rats. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5487 I am the rat New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5488 No joke. I’m Ratman and you’re Pigeon. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5489 I can't think where I got the idea, no 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5490 Rats with wings? You got it! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5491 I'm auditioning for the role of Batmouse. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5492 It worked for bat man, so why not rat man? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5493 You guys have the rep but this is me making it REAL!!! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5494 You think this is something? You should see brother Orville. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5495 Michael Keaton ripped us off. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5496 Right... I'm Bat Man and you're a &^$!! robin. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5497 ratatouille taught me that I could be anything I wanted to be. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5498 “Fake wings” may not fly ... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5499 Flight 632 service to death ready for takeoff. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5500 Elon Musk ain’t got nothing on me! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5501 I'm waiting for inspiration . . . you? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5502 Plague. Cloned Ear. Flight. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5503 Immortal poetry will one day be written about me. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5504 You want Rats with Wings?...Here's your Rats with Wings! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5505 I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Ratbird. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5506 The Dark Blight Rises! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5507 This will do one of two things, It will end forever "I don't give a rats ass" or Thanksgiving will come early for you. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5508 Look, I'm literally a winged rat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5509 Delusion of grandeur. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5510 Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5511 "I AM THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!! FEEL My raaaahhhh-help..." splat. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5512 Both of our reputations have to improve if there really is a flying rat. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5513 Did you assume my phylum? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5514 I'll show them what a rat with wings can really do! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5515 You are a long way from the sewer on 42nd. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5516 OK! Let’s go find that Pied Piper statue! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5517 First time? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5518 Watch this, Pizza Rat! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5519 OK We agree you jump first. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5520 I'll show you a real rat with wings... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5521 This batty rat is about to go splat... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5522 I take to the sky like a rat. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5523 If I dream hard enough, I CAN be a pigeon!" "Your brain is the size of a pigeon, so you're halfway there. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5524 One day, I, too, shall be free! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5525 Stick to the pizza pie on the subway anecdote, it's a lot more believable...and safer! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5526 you think you are the only flying rats? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5527 What we have here is one small step for rat, one giant leap for ratworld 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5528 I'm not living in the shadow of your love any longer! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5529 Are you sure Batman started out this way? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5530 My father always said I had a bird brain. I'll show him! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5531 C'mon. Batman and Robin. We'll be a smash down on Broadway." "C'mon. Batman and Robin. We'll be a big smash down on Broadway. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5532 Check out my flaps. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5533 I believe I can fly! I can touch the sky! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5534 No I don't need a head start. Have you seen these biceps? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5535 I'll make you proud of me Martha. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5536 It's high time we wrest back the narrative. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5537 I’m not a ‘flying rat’ either. I’m a microbiology lab researcher on sabbatical. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5538 If this works, will you take me out for target practice? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5539 Gosh dang it, just because you can make wings doesn't mean you can fly, Carl!! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5540 I’ll try anything once. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5541 You fell insulted? I’m the real “rats with wings”! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5542 I would've painted the Mona Lisa, but no opposable thumbs. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5543 Anything but the MTA! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5544 Just for a day, I want to know what it feels like to be you, Mr Pigeon. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5545 What, the wings? Oh, so I decided that on my way down, if I change my mind, I'll have a "Plan B"! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5546 I want to understand why they call you flying rats. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5547 Thanks for everything coach! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5548 Now I'll find all the pizza I can eat! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5549 Get a video, Lenny. We’ll call it, “The Furtther Adventures of Pizza Rat.” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5550 I'll show them a sky rat! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5551 The old guys at the park never give me bread crumbs, so . . . 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5552 ‘Who’s going to give a rat’s ass if you can fly’! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5553 What do you mean there's no such thing as the Rat Signal? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5554 Do I have a landing plan? I am going to dive bomb your buddies in front of the hot dog stand and barrel roll into a bed of gluten free kale. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5555 And I suppose you can lay blue eggs. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5556 Icarus Complex 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5557 According to my lawyer, this is all your fault. I need to protect my trademark. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5558 I don't CARE if it's not gonna work. I'd rather die than live another day in THAT garbage. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5559 There's a flock of us escaping now over at the Donald's. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5560 You know what they say...'better to regret things we've done (...)'. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5561 Worth a try. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5562 Get off my case already. I'm leaving as soon as it gets dark. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5563 Survivors receive an intermediates patch. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5564 Traffick these days... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5565 Ta-ta, I'm off to New Zealand! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5566 No...you go first ! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5567 Orville and Wilbur in a past life. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5568 City Bats 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5569 These bad boys aren't just for attracting a mate. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5570 They’re always saying that you are just us with wings. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5571 Vigilante justice...I'm Batrat. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5572 I just wanted to experience the real flying rat point-of-view. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5573 Call me...Batrat. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
5574 It i just like the sewers except I poop on them now. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5575 It's faster than the subway. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5576 Now, which way to Albuquerque? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5577 Babe, I know you love me but I can fly. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5578 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Ratman ! And Pigeon. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5579 Yeah, but I'm a real flying rat 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5580 If the wind is strong, I can be in Canarsie by Monday. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5581 Now, I'll show you losers how to REALLY fly! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5582 Now rats are the rats of the sky. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5583 Batrat pledges to make the sewer great again. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5584 Enough with the cultural appropriation already! I'll show you a real flying rat. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5585 This'll be H U G E, the greatest flight in history. I'm the best. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5586 Wait till that smug Pizza Rat gets a glimpse of this. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5587 If successful, this will beat living in the sewer. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5588 Bertha, I'm sick of hearing "Feed the birds, tuppence a bag, Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag"........I want in on free food at the park! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5589 Apparently, it's some sort of deodorant test 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5590 Float like a bat-a-fly, bite like a rat. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5591 Dude, have you heard of Rachel Dolezal... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5592 I'll them how angelic you were 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5593 Listen Robin. If these wings don’t work out you’ll inherit the Batmobile 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5594 I will never allow myself to be pigeonholed like you've been your whole, Marty. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5595 I’m saying I’m a pigeon who dreamt he was a rat and loved it. But now the dream is over and the pigeon is awake. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5596 You misheard the 'B'." 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5597 I think the boss' inspirational speech went to your head, Bruce. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5598 I know it’s risky Pete, but it’s the only way 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5599 Quit pigeon-pressuring me! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5600 Yeah, I don't know why anyone subscribes to the New Yorker either. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5601 Once you're there, tell Woody he is a walking speck of dust. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5602 Rats gotta fly; birds, Oh what the hell 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5603 All right Catwoman – say hello to last night’s burrito! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5604 Here's to hoping I don't go into a tail spin! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5605 "I'm better at this at night". 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5606 Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE scared of those big rooftop owl sculptures. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5607 Batman is dead. Long live Batrat!! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5608 Don't take that old "birds of a feather" stuff too seriously! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5609 For the tenth time.... I’m a rat, not a bat! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5610 Something tells me this isn't going to end well 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5611 i am interested in appearing on the New Yorker Radio Hour. Please email Hello@KevinSweeting.com to arrange an interview. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5612 I may be a rat, but no matter whether my invention works, this will be my 15 seconds of fame. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5613 If you're a bird, I'm a bird. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5614 The things I do to sympathize. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5615 Ratman! Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh! 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
5616 Icarus and Daedalus, dude. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5617 Takes one to know one. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5618 Food truck vendors are a superstitious cowardly lot... 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5619 They talk a lot about a rat’s ass, but not so much about his wings. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5620 Who said rats can't fly? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5621 To infinity and beyond! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5622 I'm sick and tired of what the experts have to say. I'm just going to do it. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5623 Behold the flying rat. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5624 I'm looking for Penguin, not pigeon. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5625 They call you "Rats with wings". I'll show them a rat with wings! I'll show them all! Bwahahahahaha! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5626 The teacher shortage is hard for all of us, but rest assured that I'm about as good as a traditional flight instructor 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5627 Imaginary gargoyles can fly ... can't they? Can't I? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5628 But if it DOES work, you won’t need to fly me to my ‘Learning to Make Better Choices’ workshop next week 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5629 Ready. Set. Follow me! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5630 It's up to us to clean up these streets. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5631 Today, the legend becomes reality! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5632 Yes, but that applies to mice and men, I’m a rat. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5633 After this I'll teach you how to burrow. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5634 I can get home, but I won't win any racing stripes with this contraption. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5635 I'm telling you, it's just an expression. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5636 If this getup flops, they'll really start liking ya. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5637 Really Gladys, you knew they were going to run out of pigs. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5638 You're right, they never say that about sea gulls. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5639 I'm sick of you always being the cute one. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5640 I have dreamed of soaring above the city, but I fear I will end up smack on the street again. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5641 If I prove it, will you mate with me then?” 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5642 Now I'm gonna show you the real thing! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5643 Get him. Get him good. There’s nothing more satisfying than defecating on guy’s clean car from the air. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5644 Some people say Pigeons are flying rats, I'll show the a real flying rat. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5645 I'm taking your word for it. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5646 You were supposed to be Robin, not Pigeon. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5647 The danger of my masquerades has elevated substantially from putting fur on my tail to become a squirrel. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5648 I know what they say about you...time for the real thing! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5649 ...Well, I figured the difference between a rat and a bat were only a letter and some aftersale Halloween decorations apart." "Don't feed the bats, they'll say. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5650 I’m tired of getting price-gouged by the airlines. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5651 Bat rat has a certain ring to it. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5652 Ah, eeah.eah, eah, eah, eeeah!! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5653 Batman, Ratman - who cares? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5654 What? You don’t think think the Wright Brothers had any doubters! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5655 Every rat gotta fly the coop sometime, darlin’. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5656 The world is ready for rat man. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5657 Wish me luck, pal. If this works, I'll be the only Flying Rat, and maybe you can be a Pigeon again. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5658 Pizza Rat's got nothin' on me. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5659 That's one small step for mice, one giant leap for micekind. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5660 I think people will think you're batty. Just saying. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5661 This is it! The legend of Ratman and Pigeon starts today! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5662 I’m batrat. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5663 Today's kids will have no problem with Ratman. But the still want a ROBIN! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5664 Mom says Battery Park was named after my grandfather. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5665 I, Benjamin, do hereby challenge your position as the dominant Sky Rat! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5666 No more recipes for murder. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5667 One great leap for the lemmings- one great splat for the road kill lobby 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5668 Of course I want to fly. Subways and pizza are so 2015. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5669 I'll show them what a flying rat really looks like! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5670 I'll show them a sky rat! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5671 They call me pigeon with rat whiskers 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5672 Daedalus told me, "Fly towards the Sun Newspaper building. Not towards the sun." 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5673 A man purportedly did it. Why not a rat? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5674 The next time this city needs someone to f#$k up a penguin, they'll know to call Batrat & Pigeon. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5675 I'm just saying, maybe it shouldn't be interpreted literally. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5676 I may regret this, but Trump Tower has always fascinated me. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5677 You’re bluffing - the air can’t be even worse up here. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5678 I’m willing to do this alone, Pete, but the visual pun is much clearer if we go together. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5679 Maybe now they will toss me some stale bread 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5680 Look, it's the Rat Signal 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5681 Batrat Obama 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5682 I promise not to crap on your favorite statue. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5683 Rats are always so stigmatized. I've decided to become a bat. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5684 I no longer wish to be a rat so I'll be the next best thing: a pigeon! Show me your ways, my new found brother. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5685 From here my envy does seem batty! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5686 So what does that make me? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5687 You ready? First stop: Woody Allen's place. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5688 I make this look good. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5689 They feed you thinking you are rats who can fly! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5690 She said she would marry me when pigs fly! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5691 'Bonsai'? I'm not gonna yell 'bonsai'! This is America. Speak rat! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5692 They call me the 'Rat out of Hell'! 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5693 They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother... 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5694 The secret is...... don’t fly too close to the sun. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5695 And if this works, there's a Marvel TV package just waiting for me. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5696 If R Kelly does, then so do I. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5697 Can you think of a better way to get some cheese? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5698 Can’t stop the feeling, bb! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5699 I worry they’ll call me a mouse with feathers. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5700 And their based on a design by Leonardo da Vinci. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5701 I'll be in the ratcave if I'm needed. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5702 Ground rat to sky rat... any wing tips? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5703 You just want to get rid of me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5704 Yeah, Ratman..., and they call me Stoolpigeon. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5705 I just wanted a change of scenery. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5706 I can see now you are more than this. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5707 So, if I do this, you'll tell your flock to stop calling me 'worm-tail' ? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5708 I'm apprehensive about this flight. Just call for the batmobile 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5709 Then again, Nietzsche says, "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5710 Nobody gives a rat’s ass anymore. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5711 The season is spring, not fall, silly. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5712 I evolve and this is the first thing I come up with Geeesh 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5713 Rat: I’m gonna fly to the moon. Pigeon: You’re going to fly to the ground. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5714 In the name of science and all that's holy I'm puttin' this theory to the test. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5715 Fastest way to the subway. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5716 I have a feeling they’ve never seen a Flying Rat dropping like this... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5717 Here I am, Pop, on a pair of wings of feather an wax, and apparently on a hurtful metaphor, according to pigeon, a remarkably prescient and sensitive scavenger and student classical mythology. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5718 Let me ratsplain this to you... 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5719 Prepare for total domination! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5720 Now that I’m up here I’d rather be a rat with springs! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5721 I can't even. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5722 ...There has to be a better way. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5723 Of course I know it won't work. I'm just tired of the rat race and this way I'll look a bit less of a loser. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5724 How did we end up here? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5725 I am Feathered Rat Man! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5726 I'll show them a flying rat. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5727 It's a new paradigm for success: You start from the top. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5728 De Blasio, O De Blasio, wherefore art thou? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5729 [growling, nearly unintelligible] police scanner's saying that a dude slathered peanut butter all over his dick and balls, gotta swoop by and see if there's any left 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5730 If I live, will you marry me? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5731 If I had ears like Mickey I wouldn't need this stupid contraption... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5732 Holy superheroes incarnate! It's Ratman & Pigeon! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5733 Being highly evolved ain't no longer the key to success. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5734 Face it, I'm Just like you, only better. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5735 I've found love in this big city. But she lives on top of that building over there. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5736 Skyrats always crash and burn, sucker! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5737 I ordered ratatouille not ratasplatty 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5738 Mouse, shmouse. I'm Fledderrat! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5739 But what if 'abracadabra' is only a magic word? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5740 No. You are not a flying rat. I’m a flying rat. Or at least I will be. When I fly. I don’t care how well you fly. You are not a rat. I’m a rat. I fly. Maybe. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5741 If I can do THIS, maybe I'll get a little respect in this town! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5742 Things for you and me are looking-up I tell you; remember, just keep LOOKING-UP ! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5743 Better you than me, pal. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5744 They want flying rats? I'll give them flying rats! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5745 You’ve been mislead, it’s Batman not Ratman. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5746 It's like riding a bike. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5747 I was Batman in a previous life. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5748 To coin a phrase.... 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5749 When did you begin your flying lessons? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5750 I'll show you who the "rat of the skies" is!! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5751 When humans say I'm "a rat with wings" it's not derogatory. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5752 Just call me pigeon. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5753 Like Icarus, I shall reach for heights beyond what mere mortals can even dream of... Anyway, it beats pissing in my own bed. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5754 Now they will see a real flying rat! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5755 Guess whose coming for dinner. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5756 I've discovered I'm trans-genera....I hope. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5757 Is that an “R” or a “B” !? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5758 Well they call you a flying rat, don't they? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5759 So you're telling me that if I learn to fly the bread they put down is *not* a trap? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5760 Look, I'm just in town to hang glide, all right? There's plenty of other rats in showbiz who know more about it than I do. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5761 While not particularly scientific, the pigeon knew, for the good of his species, there was only one way to know for sure if a rat with wings could fly. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5762 I think that the time is right for a iconic superhero named 'Ratman!' 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5763 Holy wrong mammal! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5764 I lost the bet. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5765 To think my mother thought I'd make a better lawyer than a test pilot. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5766 There's a reason there's no Rat Lady, Ron. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5767 I'd have more credibility if you were a robin. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5768 Cowabunga! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5769 How’s this for ‘pigeon with a tail’? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5770 The great inventor Leonardo de Ratski makes the first step towards airborne rat hood. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5771 In light of the impending L train closure, some lifelong straphangers have opted instead to take the elevated in from Williamsburg. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5772 ‘You can hear for miles from up here.’ 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5773 “I identify as a bat. My lack of wings does not define me”, the winged rat said as he took flight. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5774 What do you think she meant by saying, "First, know thy self"? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5775 Solidarity. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5776 Move over Joe. It is a job for the Bat-Rat! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5777 if I can pretend to be a squirrel and no one notices... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5778 If I can make it to the White House, say hello to the new head of the FAA! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5779 On second thought, I think I’ll wait for him to make the first move. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5780 I bet this city has never seen a Sewer Bat! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5781 "To do is to be"... somebody said that, and I kinda like popcorn. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5782 Don't worry, pigs a much heavier. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5783 And he thinks this is an elevation of his species. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5784 Maybe you can point me in the direction of a good gourmet cheese shop? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5785 Don't pigeon-hole me, George. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5786 I could have spread my wings, and done a thousand things...but flying ain’t one of ‘em. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5787 Y'know, I always felt like a rat wit' wings, but just in case... If I don't survive, tell the kids I love 'em. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5788 At least I think that's what she said. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5789 I'd appreciate if you would call me Batman, not Ratman! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5790 Race you to the BatCave! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5791 Rar 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5792 Steve might have a private jet... but I have INNOVATION! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5793 My turn... 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5794 You take the high road and I'll take the low road 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5795 Full speed ahead. Damn the torpedoes - and Icarus, too. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5796 why? That burrito place is delivering with a drone. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5797 I could have sworn he said "Ratman." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5798 What’s to lose? It’s the only thing separating you and me from the love and respect of humanity. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5799 Come on buddy,this is no time to bat out. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5800 They keep callin' you guys a flying rat, well, I'll give them a flying rat! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5801 If this gang agley even once, I'll be so pissed. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5802 Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot... 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5803 I'm sending out the rat signal. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5804 I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5805 No Rat Signal this time, Robin. Just a discarded pizza crust. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5806 Oh RATS !! Another know-it-all. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5807 I don't think you're the hero the city needs OR deserves Ratman 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5808 Number two on the way 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5809 I'm waiting for a breeze 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5810 I will gain their trust at last! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5811 Stand back for a real flying rat! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5812 You have to start somewhere....Next week we will add a propellar. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5813 Bird Man; Leonardo; why not me? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5814 I already have a job lined up with Spirit Airlines. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5815 I don't care what you say. My name is Wilbur, not Willard and I am DESTINED to fly! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5816 uh it's called innovation asshole 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5817 OK Batman ... make way for Fladermouse ! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5818 Hope got the feathers, we got the wings. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5819 Stay if you want. I'm destined for better things than rooting around in dumpsters. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5820 I can't decide, what do you think? - BATRAT or RATBAT ? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5821 The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is all mine! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5822 What are you staring at Joker? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5823 But if we don’t livestream it did it ever really happen? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5824 One, two, two and a half … Robin, are you with me on this? … 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5825 I'm going to soar like an eagle! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5826 I am ratman. I fight for the underrats. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5827 Ratman as a super hero is completely plausible. There are twice as many rats as people. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5828 Do you think I can get to Canada faster this way? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5829 This is my way of alluding the exterminator! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5830 What are you batty or something? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5831 You go back and tell your board of directors to agree to a friendly merger, or prepare for a hostile take over. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5832 It worked for Batman! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5833 The subway commute is killing me. This can’t be worse. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5834 Pegasus Shemgasus. I’m doin’ this before those pigs! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5835 Robin get me my goggles 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5836 Let our place be won by me, "The rat that soars." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5837 No offense, but this is a rat with wings. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5838 I’m Garbageman 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
5839 I am RAT Man ! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5840 I'm working on my image 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5841 It's a fantasy I've always had 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5842 Do you want me to shit on someone’s car while I’m up there? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5843 And the good girls, are at home with broken hearts... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5844 Where "making a pigeon out of someone" comes from. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5845 Acquire new skills within 2 weeks with our new program... or money-back guarantee 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5846 Did someone say that if God wanted rats to fly, He would have given them wings? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5847 I know you're called a flying rat, but this isn't working for me... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5848 My dear mother always dreamed I would become a bat when I grew up! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5849 Stop yappin & start flappin! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5850 Thanks. You sure this is the only way to get home? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5851 If you can be called a flying rat why can't I? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5852 I got your rat with wings right here. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5853 HEY, I'M FLAPPING HERE!! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5854 Look at me—Just like Jesus! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5855 This had better work. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5856 To Per Se...and beyond! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5857 Is it One, Two, Three and then we jump or jump on Three? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5858 I preferred being called a pigeon without wings. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5859 Being a territorial animal ain’t what it used to be. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5860 Please, let these work better than the last pair! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5861 I just wet myself. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5862 Listen carefully, ok. At the count of 3 you take flight and I will run to save you. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5863 I got your rat with wings right here. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5864 Whaddya mean it won’t work, ya filthy animal? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5865 I’ll show you a “rat with wings!” 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5866 Don’t forget to roar on the way down! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5867 The Rat-Signal calls! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5868 This city needs me 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5869 Maybe this will make you proud Dad, goddamn it if I didn't try. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5870 Gonna clean up this town, one flying rat at a time. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5871 My Tinder profile says "Just a rat looking for my bat signal." 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5872 Those people down there will blame you for my droppings. . 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5873 When marijuana in California gets out of control. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5874 Metropolis needs me. I am Bat Rat. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5875 Spider Man! Bat Man! Mickey Mouse! Look Out. Here comes Rat Man. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5876 People will no longer confuse pigeons with flying rats. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5877 Alright! I apologize for the bird brain joke. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5878 What do you mean, I'm won't become a pigeon? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5879 So I says to myself, "Bat-Man, Rat-Man?" It's pretty close right? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5880 Trump rencarnated as a rat. "Who knew flying was so complicated?" 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5881 Rat by nature but Icarat by nurture. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5882 Who says you have to be pigeon toed? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5883 I’ll show them what a real flying rat is 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5884 OK, I’ll ring the press office 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5885 I slapped "Internet of Things," on the prospectus, and the chumps lined up to empty their investors' pockets. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5886 Pigions aren't the only flying rats! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5887 Batman be damned. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5888 This is so cool. Now you promise, it won't break the windshield, right? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5889 *sigh* Yes, you can have my pizza slice if I die. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5890 And you're sure this will work, right?" "Positive. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5891 Who knew rats can fly? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5892 I’ve always had a hard time making up my mind. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5893 Time to move on. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5894 Bat Out Of Hell 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5895 You are the imposter. I'm the real thing. Stop calling me ratshit crazy. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5896 There's nothing to say I can't fly, instead of run, the race. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5897 Here’s the plan, bird. Jump off the roof and hope we don’t break our necks. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5898 One step for rat, one giant leap for Rattus norvegicus! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5899 They're wrong about interspecies dating. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5900 Everyone says we are related, so I am going to try to fly. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5901 No longer will rays live in the shadows, for now we shall cast them! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5902 Peace in our time 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5903 I can't decide between Batman and Ratman as my superhero. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5904 Batshit crazy, my ass. I'll show 'em. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5905 Remember, you’re not a bird, you’re not a plane, you are a floating monarch. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5906 I can already hear the roar of the crowd shouting: it's a bird, it's a drone, no it's super rat. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5907 WELL, IF YOU CAN DO IT, I KNOW THAT I CAN TOO!! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5908 Ok, so I just keep flapping my wings to stay in the air...Do you have any emergency landing tips ? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5909 You know... they have this really tall tower at the airport that perfect for that kind of stuff, and no buildings to worry about flying into. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5910 Youknowapigtriedthistoo. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5911 I'll show you a 'Rat with Wings' you pigeon! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5912 I'm no saying I'm Batman,I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5913 This is a great deal! You teach me to fly and when I get back I'll be teaching you how to steal cheese! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5914 GPS is great up here; I can spot the good eats for miles. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5915 Come here often? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5916 Bears and bulls are things of the past. From now on, it's a rat market! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5917 We've had birdman and batman... time for ratman 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5918 I figured out that, if they know I've committed suicide, the insurance money won't go to my family. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5919 Well, I'd rather be the "Rat of the Air" than the "Pigeon of the Sewers." 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5920 It's the pooping part I have trouble with. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5921 You are no Robin. I am no Batman. Just don't let me go splat!! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5922 I'm gonna get you for this you dirty pigeon. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5923 The Spring-breakers in Miami won't know what hit 'em 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5924 What two things do New Yorkers hate more than rats and pigeons? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5925 OK, I get it. I will never use the term "flying rat" in a pejorative manner again. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5926 I'm going for the "white clam" at Pepe's 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5927 Street pigeon my arse! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5928 Yeah, I know it's a meme, but still... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5929 Those wings don't make you Batman any more than mine make me a robin. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5930 After spending a lifetime stealing food from bird feeders, I decided to fully convert to my true identity. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5931 Don't give me that look, we are like cousins 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5932 I'll show them what a REAL flying rat looks like! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5933 Flying rats, eh? I'll show 'em what a flying rat looks like! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5934 Pigeon, Robin, what's the difference? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5935 Who, who are you?" "I'm Ratman. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5936 Rats with wings, my ass. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5937 Who am I? I'm Ratman! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5938 I’m waiting for the sun to come out. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5939 Are you sure this will work? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5940 Look, Ma! Top of the world! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5941 Why didn't the humans think of this? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5942 Honestly, you should've stuck with being a chef. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5943 Rat king? Today, I am a rat-God! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5944 I've loved the concept since the first time I heard it. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5945 Rats of the sky unite! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5946 Are you sure this will help find where the rest of my buddies have disappeared to? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5947 Now I can leave social commentary on some select people down there..... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5948 I'll race you to the top! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5949 If you can do it, so can I. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5950 They do call you the rats of the sky. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5951 Doll face, when we said "I do" I meant it. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5952 You know a better way to meet Mike Tyson? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5953 Now watch, Miss, I’ll show you how this is done properly 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5954 I guess I'm a bat now. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5955 No one cares. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
5956 Obviously this isn’t the Empire State Building 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5957 The Trump sign calls for me, but I mustn’t fly too close. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5958 I don’t care what you think. According to Woody Allen, this makes me a Pidgeon. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5959 And they call me a flying rat... 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5960 Notre Dame is no longer accepting applications from winged gargoyles. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5961 But her emails! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5962 Dad, are you quite sure these wings will work? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5963 So you're a flying rat huh? I bet your boss must be a witch. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5964 This will make Disney look like Mickey Mouse. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5965 They spelled my name wrong when I got off the boat at Ellis Island. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5966 Wings, tail feathers, attitude, I think I have everything covered. Are you sure my tail is as good as feathers. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5967 Lemme show you how a real rat of the air does it! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5968 I'm waiting for the rat signal. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5969 Like I told the rest... I’m transpigeoned. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5970 If a bat can do it, so can I. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5971 Yes, I know it's cultural appropriation...but I just reeeally want to fly!!! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5972 Wait til they see a REAL sky rat! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5973 rat man , dida , dida , dida 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5974 Because I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5975 Looks like Pizza Rat might want to rethink the whole transpecie thing. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5976 Ugh. The agency said they were sending a Robin. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5977 You really think this will stop them from calling you a flying rat? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5978 I’m just trying to take the edge off this hangover! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5979 It's Trump Tower, anything can happen. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5980 Who is a 'walking pigeon' now? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5981 First, the skies! Then refrigerators! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5982 Mousecarus, perhaps you should reconsider. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5983 That's MY Ratman logo in the sky! Batman culturally appropriated it. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5984 Will people really think I taste better if they think I’m from the bird family? 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5985 Tell my mama I love her. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5986 I believe I can fly! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5987 You think I'm being erratic? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5988 Ok, Ok, I think I’ve got it, it’s just the pooping thing gives me the willies. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5989 I will truly be the first "Rat With Wings", not you, you "Dove Wannabe. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5990 The Mayor of Gotham is calling "Batmouse"; Wait, you're not a Robin! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5991 I know you're innocent but you have to admit it's exciting to have a Michelin-starred prison in town now. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5992 Time to clean up the streets! Food crumbs will the the first thing to go! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5993 I have no choice....it's this or the damned exterminator. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5994 I’m trying to snap Congress out of their inaction by spooking them all out! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5995 Just yell airborne ranger on the way down. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5996 This will show all those cis-avian bigots! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5997 You shouldn't be the only one they call a "rat of the sky." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5998 I know what they call us Carl but I'm sure they dont mean it as a challenge. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5999 I hope that people in the park pigeonhole me and feed me the good stuff that you guys get. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6000 I hafta jet, the building's being fumigated again. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6001 They said i couldn't fly but look at me now... I could have just ridden on your back right." "mmhm. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6002 If this works, they’ll call us pigeons with good looks. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6003 It's not the rat race, not the rat pack, not the competition from rubber rats and inflatable union rats; it's not even getting socked by #me-touille. I just still believe the moon is made of green cheese. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
6004 Is there something you're eating that makes it stick? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6005 How dare they call YOU a Flying Rat!? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
6006 If you won't do something about his damn tweeting, I will... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6007 Afraid of heights? Not really. More like afraid my arms will tire out before I land! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6008 I know this is idealistic but I really believe your stereotype will change because of this! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6009 I blame my brother Orville. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6010 Move aside, Batman! It's time for Ratman to clean these streets. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6011 Singing - "Remember my name, Fame, I'm gonna live forever, I'm gonna learn how to fly, high." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6012 You and your feathered friends are about to get disrupted. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6013 It's from the new Ivanka Trump collection, "The Presidential". 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
6014 I heard that you rats-with-wings can fly, so I figured I'd give it a try! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6015 You make it look so easy. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6016 I blame Thomas P.F. Hoving. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6017 They need me in the sewers, Ratman out! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6018 Rat Man didn’t fly. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6019 My name is Mickey Micarus. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6020 Wasn't the pizza video enough? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6021 "I'm looking for a really good cheese shop and you are incapable of distinguishing between Brie and Roquefort. Do you know how many kids I have? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6022 Ratman to the rescue! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6023 I'm Aztec. I've got this. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6024 I knew you'd never get away with charging that much for avocado toast. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6025 Soon, we will be known as at the pigeons of the ground! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6026 Oh yeah? Well you're a stool pidgeon. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6027 Traffic is crazy down there. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6028 Don't worry, I won't rat you out. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6029 Try telling that to Wilbur and Orville. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6030 Time to find out what all this ‘sky rat’ business is about. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6031 Oh, that was the Bat signal? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6032 'don't worry flying-rat: if i can be a bat the tyranny of the wingless pigeon is over' 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6033 They said you got chopped for lack a-salt. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6034 You though that critic was joking when he said your cooking ought to be a crime. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6035 I’ll be a real flying rat. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6036 Either this works, or I'm road kill! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
6037 *no dialogue, but Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin on a Prayer’ plays softly in the background amid the sound of distant traffic and a gentle breeze* 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6038 Hump, I thought that was a Pig's Dream. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
6039 You guess...Am I rehearsin' for Peter Pan or Ratso Rizzo ? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6040 Well, we'll still have a leg up in the dung department. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
6041 Let it be known, from this day forward, that I am no longer merely Pizza Rat. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6042 Fear not, citizens of Gotham, "Ratbat" is here. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6043 Yeah well your grandad wasn't sensei for the teenage mutant ninja turtles. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6044 I was always meant for more than sewer life. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6045 If I pull this off, they'll change the phrase to "Ratshit Crazy"! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6046 I'll show them who has the mice nuts in this family. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6047 How do I obtain loft? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6048 The New Yorker, April 2, 2018 When I say "no gluten" I mean "no gluten". 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6049 Maybe a kick from Costanza would help 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6050 Thank you for you hospitality, I hope to see you soon in Moscow. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6051 Last one to the cheese on that ledge is a dirty rotten egg. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6052 And they thought my poop was nasty. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6053 You don’t look like Robin to me 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6054 Don't tell me I'm 'rat-crazy'... I'm just trying to bend the curve. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6055 No, dammit, I'm the rat with wings. (The "I'm" should be italicized or bolded.) 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6056 I'm tired of people s*#%&*$^ on me. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6057 Yeah Stoolie I done plenty of flying around. Remember I used to be a comfort animal on United Airlines till it wasn’t safe no more. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6058 Then how about garbage, is the moon made out of garbage? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6059 Batman, Ratman....us superheroes are all the same! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6060 Just call me RAT-MAN!!! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6061 "When rats fly" - The pidgeon 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6062 As a fellow 'pest,' dodging the bounty on our heads, I'd like to thank you for this chance to up my game. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6063 Gonna dive-bomb into that PUSS! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6064 I’m batrat. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6065 Please don't rat me out but it's time to fly the coop 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6066 I think I'll wait until the traffic light changes. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6067 No, I'm not new in the neighborhood. I'm on a nocturnal vacation. Having a good morning? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6068 Mom's handling it well. She refers to your situation as Chef boyardee-lightful. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6069 This should shut up those insufferable bats... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6070 Of course it'll work. They call you guys flying rats, right? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6071 My first target is East what..? 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6072 WELL, LET'S JUST CALL THIS ONE THE MOUSE THAT FLOORED! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6073 I tried sleeping upside down but I kept getting covered in my own guano. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6074 You're no flying rat. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6075 Life has changed so much since I got these contact lenses. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6076 I'm thinking of replacing you with a robin. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6077 To the stars and beyond! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6078 And they call you guys the "winged rats". 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6079 If this doesn't ,please have a"FLY OVER" at my funeral !! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6080 Fly rat fly 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6081 No matter what I’m saying, your mind hears it in the voice of the Rizzo the Rat from The Muppets. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6082 You'll be quite pleased that we used the nylon instead of the silk fabric. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6083 Dear god, make me a bird. So I can fly far. Far far away from here. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6084 ...a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6085 The subway has been so slow, and I just thought "pigeons; it could be more than a metaphor." 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6086 We’ve expanded our service and yes we are fully booked, final question. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6087 So I jump from this ledge and flap these wing things really fast? Seems amateur. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6088 If anyone asks, my name is Ratcarus. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6089 If a man can fly like a bat, then so can a rat 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6090 Don't tell me what to do. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6091 We've been around since the upper Paleocene and we still can't fly. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6092 Ratatouille and away! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6093 Dear Diary, Forgive me for looking smug. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6094 Prepare to lose your title as flying rat. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6095 I knew I should have taken Villanova. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6096 I own this town. Humans finally discovered when I eat rat poison I become stronger. Now they'll know when I wear bat wings, I fly longer.... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6097 I am the landing roof officer.... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6098 Rats, bats, whatever! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6099 What do you mean , ' Don't do it we're not related'? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6100 Maybe after a few weeks with this thing they'll start using a different expression. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6101 I thought you said, when pigs fly! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6102 Flying rats? I'll give you flying rats. This is the real deal! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6103 Okay, send the damn tweet. Okay, send the damn tweet. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6104 A nice brie on table 3, a nice brie on table 3, a nice brie on table three... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6105 This won't end well... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6106 They said I'd never make it, but look at me now! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6107 Don't worry about where I soar -- every ledge ain't for everybody. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6108 I'm just a stand in! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6109 If Batman can be a beloved superhero, so can Ratman. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6110 Now all the rats think they can rule the free world 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6111 Now we'll see who's truly a rat with wings. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6112 there'll be a Pixar movie about me someday 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6113 I mean sure, the crime fighting part is great, but the media has dubbed me Ratman, which is so derivative. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6114 It's a bird! It's a pla-...? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6115 Hey pigeon! That drone stole my cheese! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6116 Sure you want to do this? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6117 Let's both be flying rats. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6118 I'll...be...BAT! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6119 There’s no coming back from a passenger rating of 2.74. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6120 I know it's early, but I'm afraid of the dark 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6121 It be experimental, but at least it's on my own terms. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6122 Flying rat? Flying rat? I'll show you flying rat! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6123 I’m having a good time too but before we go any further, I have to be honest with you; I’m not a doctor. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6124 Well how did ya think we made our rats nests anyway? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6125 If Batman does it, why can't I? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6126 My name is Icarus after all 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6127 Easy-peasy -- just watch what I do. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6128 There's only one way to find out I suppose. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6129 It turns out that it's a crime not a torte 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6130 To move forward, you need to try something new. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6131 You guys get a bad rap. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6132 Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebwoski? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6133 I can guarantee I'm more comfortable than a Spirit flight. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6134 You gotta aim for the Big Cheese. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6135 They say flying rat, I say New York landmark. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6136 The ad said this is easier than it looks. You ready to back me up? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6137 If Trump can be President, what else is possible? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6138 Got these off a dead bat I ate. No more sewers for me, I’m RATMAN! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6139 ¨Of course I can fly, rat, is only one letter from bat.¨ 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6140 Hey everybody, look at me -- I'm a pigeon! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6141 I am a flying rat. You'll see. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6142 I know you're not a robin.. but you can BE ROBIN. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6143 I pictured him taller in real life 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6144 Mighty Mouse: Watch me the Mouse that Soared! Stool Pigeon: Only on Fox TV. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6145 After this, I dare YOU to try to squeeze yourself into my hole. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6146 I need to try this before the tariffs kick in. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6147 I hate Woody Allen. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6148 I've brought the shank you asked for, you said lamb right? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6149 If anyone asks, it’s Rat Man! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6150 Pizza rat was my mother, so I've always had big dreams. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6151 I wish you were a Robin. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6152 Just because folks call me Robin,that doesn't make you Batmouse. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6153 Max, again, we are in New York not Venice 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6154 The real rats of the sky. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6155 How do you work the landing gear? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6156 Back off Pidge, you'll never come close to my moves. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6157 I'm trying to shed my Pizza Rat image. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6158 Maybe you should stick to the train tracks... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6159 Let me guess- your childhood bat cave had a lot of trophies. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6160 Now we'll see who's the real flying rat! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6161 Don't say it. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6162 I'm gonna be famous ... Leonardo De Rat! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6163 The instructor looked at me and said," It'd um...er...it's good to have all levels in the class." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6164 Bob Mankoff is a fucktard. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6165 Ratman Begins; watch out for the Dark Blight 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6166 When my girlfriend found out I'm a rat she said "ick" and told me to jump." 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6167 I need a robin, not a stool pigeon. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6168 I’m just trying to fit in! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6169 Here's how it's done...little one 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6170 I didn't know it was literal. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6171 Lookout world. Get ready to meet BAT-RAT! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6172 I heard they were looking for someone with the wings. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6173 Cowabunga!" "Indeed... 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6174 'Flying rat,' huh?! I'll show them a flying rat! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6175 Tired of pigeons getting all the credit - I'm going to be the first rat with wings. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6176 Try flying a mile in my wings, and then we'll talk. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6177 Union schmunion! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6178 It’s spelled M-U-R-I-D-A-E, not M-E-M-E...and you aren’t even part of my family! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6179 Please, I know you were an extra in The Birds but I understudied the Die Fledermaus at the Met for three seasons straight. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6180 I'm gonna shit in your mouth! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6181 Bat Cave? It's more of a Rat Hole. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6182 I’ll show them a real rodent with wings! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6183 Are you sure that sky rat is better than just rat? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6184 James and I always said we wouldn’t let an unlucky reincarnation tear us apart. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6185 Just think of how much less congestion there will be in the subways. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6186 Sure beats chasing pizza on the stairs of the subway! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6187 We used to fly out of East 34th St. Heliport no problem. Then the glitterati noticed and kicked up a fuss. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6188 I was tired of being called a "pigeon with arms" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6189 Don't be ridiculous. I use these for semaphore. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6190 I feel like I am about to start living the high life 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6191 Those are not water-wings, you birdbrain 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6192 I'm a bat, I'm a bat, I'm a bat, I'm a bat, I'm a bat... 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6193 I suggest you wait for a cloudy day. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6194 I have the right stuff, I feel the need, the need for cheese. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6195 If I don't make it, tell my friends where to find dinner. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6196 and you’re sure this is the fastest way to the red line? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6197 Mickey, that's not what I meant by 'Tail Wind'. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6198 Sam, the peanut guy, will declare the winner. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6199 We're taking over youse guys' territory--What of it? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6200 I'll finally get a piece of the pie! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6201 Ok. So this can't be that difficult! Your a pigeon and do it every day! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6202 Now we'll see who's the real rodent of the sky. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6203 Too much competition below, I'm taking my foraging to new heights. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6204 Watch carefully how I do it and you too could work as a stunt bird. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6205 The New Yorker caption contest makes me despair for the state of comedy in Gotham. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
6206 Call me "bite man". 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6207 Have you gone batty? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6208 Did you start out as a temp too? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6209 Rat Man! Rat Man! Saves endangered rats as fast as he can. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6210 Tired of the usual rat race. C'mon, I'll race you to the bottom! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6211 Oh yeah? Well you're nothing but a bird without a pointy snout and a hairless tail. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6212 The world will soon hear of the exploits of Ratman and Bobbin. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6213 The subway was too confining. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6214 Old people should feed me, not fear me. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6215 you sure thi OK with LaGuardia? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6216 I'm a scaredy-rat :( 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6217 I'm sick of you people getting all the copyright credits! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6218 Why worry? Not only did they offer a money-back guarantee, my Platinum card offers purchase protection! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6219 My Amazon review will be the first. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6220 Take 23 "Interview With the Vampire" 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6221 She said mice don't fly. I said just you watch. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6222 It was a criminal amount of butter. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6223 Didn't I tell you to use kosher salt? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6224 What they call you is inspiring. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6225 Fox News says even Rats can fly! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6226 Thugs beware! Here comes Ratman. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6227 I was never a fan of the term "rat with wings" so I'm glad they wasted it on you. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6228 Look you and I know you're a Mourning Dove. Once Woody Allen called you a Rat with Wings, your reputation was shot. I'll just dive bomb Woody and he'll see what a Rat with Wings really is! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6229 Why flap, when you can soar! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6230 I like internal rhymes – what can I say? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6231 You never heard of Rat Boy? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6232 If it doesn't work, I've got a secret stash in the drainpipe. It's yours. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6233 And now, something the big city has never seen before! I’m calling myself, ‘The Flying Rat!’ 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6234 Dive-bombing? You guys can learn a thing or two from rodents. We’re mayhem pros. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6235 Now you'll know how I feel when they call me a rat with wings. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6236 Let's see if your detractors are correct. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6237 The hero we deserve... 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6238 Hey George, did you know the word "bat" in french is "chauve-souris"? That translates to "bald-mouse". Okay, I'll see you at the cafe at eight. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6239 If it doesn't work, Pidgie, please glide down and clean the sidewalk. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6240 ‘What’s taking so long?’ you ask! I’m trying to find a path around all the stalagmites! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6241 I am not sure I pick the right role models 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6242 Now I know hoe Jeb Bush felt during the 2016 primaries 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6243 Get me outta here...dis New York City building's infested wid humans! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6244 The first time's always the hardest. Just don't forget to flap your wings before you pass the second floor. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6245 This is the last lesson you take dear pigeon! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6246 Pierre, how many times have I told you not to cook up the books? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6247 You don't have rat's chance in New York. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6248 Rats with wings, my ass. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6249 It's Der Flederratte if you must know 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6250 “Flying rats”...”flying rats” I will show them a Flying Rat!!!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6251 ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL RESTORE THE PASSENGER PIGEON? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6252 I'll be down to the bottom in no time 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6253 Well the L train is shutting down and I could use the exercise. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6254 You said you wanted to be a robin! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6255 I see your point, but Batman doesn't have the natural, animal instincts that are required for this position. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6256 I'm pretty sure it's a bat signal not a rat signal. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6257 Pal, I know people say New York is where dreams come true, but you really shouldn't listen to that bat. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6258 I want to be as fat as you! 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6259 I want people to say; "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's BatRat." 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6260 Our city needs a crime stopper. They need The Ratman. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6261 Yeah, I'm scared. Wouldn't you be dodging a subway? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6262 I thought I'd never get the synchronized startled takeoff right. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6263 Time to leave as your hibernation in my building is over. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6264 I honestly think I've discovered a better mousetrap. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6265 Alright! So I'm a wanna be. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6266 Da da da da, da da da, BAT RAT!!! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6267 Anything you can do, I can do better. If not, tell my kids I love them. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6268 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6269 Don't worry, my cousin Barry does this all the time! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6270 I'm going to show them what a real 'Air Rat' can do. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6271 I orderes Pizza and ...Wings. And now...... !! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6272 Ratman's ready. Look out, world! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6273 No. The utility belt's next, THEN the car... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6274 If this doesn’t work it’s Woody Allen’s fault 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6275 They say it like its a bad thing. Well Helen... now they will witness the majesty! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6276 Batman, Schmatman...all the same to me... 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6277 Let’s go Robin. You are with me Ratman now! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6278 I was bored. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6279 Gross! A rat with wings! I gotta get out of here! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6280 Discarded red bull gives you wings. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6281 Dude, let me teach you about the birds and the rats. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6282 ...and together with my trusty sidekick, we will rid all Gotham of used pizza-crust! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6283 First the pizza, now this? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6284 From one flying rat to another.... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6285 Eat your heart out, Batman and Robin. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6286 I'm not so sure at this time ! Can I have some more time to think about it ? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6287 This caption will definitely involve Batman! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6288 Fly me to the moon. Let me play among the stars. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6289 If the permanent resident is present for the duration, subletting on Airbnb is permitted in the city. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6290 Ok. I'll be Bratman, and you can be Robin, right? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6291 I'm the hero Trump Tower deserves, evidently. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6292 I sense my country's need of a super folk hero: 'RatMan'. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6293 ...so yeah, I’m pretty sure it’ll be fine off the ground as well. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6294 It'll all be worth it when I take you to the pizza. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6295 It's my training wings. I'm afraid of heights. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6296 They call me Icarmouse. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6297 I know, don't even say it: I'm like a pigeon without wings. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6298 I'm flapping to establish dominance 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6299 I'm flying! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6300 Beside the air being better, your views are just fabulous. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6301 Donald Trump is a bloated orange sack of human feces! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6302 If we can get this flying thing down you guys can move down to Florida and leave it to us. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6303 "You may take it for granted, but for my species it's one GIANT leap for rodent kind!! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6304 Allow me to introduce myself...I'm BatRat.. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6305 Look, Pidgeon, the Rat Signal! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6306 If I pull this off, you guys will be playing for a participatory ribbon. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6307 I couldn't deal with another layover in Philadelphia. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6308 Bud, it's just traffic court. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6309 Now, observe how an authentic 'rat with wings' would go after stray bread crumbs. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6310 I fly, you tunnel. Let's see who'll reach the other side of the earth first. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6311 Don't you love the wind in your fur? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6312 Dinner will just be a ten story wait. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6313 I’m Icarus.” “Good luck with that. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6314 I'm here to prove Thomas P.F. Hoving's epithet wrong. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6315 Why run for Congress when you can fly? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6316 You should really try these bat-wings. More dignified. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6317 .... SuperRat - He's gone where no other rat has gone before .... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6318 Well, this beats the price of airfare. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6319 I always dreamed of being the first "pa-rat-rooper." 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6320 If I do this right, I'll land on the Sargento exhibit at the convention center. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6321 I'm giving Pizza Rat a run for his money. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6322 The wife leave you too? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6323 "Ha - it's a bird No - it's a plane No...it's Superman!" Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6324 If I do this dare, remember to keep your end of the deal and get me a date with your sister. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6325 Martha, if you can fly-- anyone can do it. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6326 No, I've never heard of Batman. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6327 So you DO give a rat’s ass that I can fly! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6328 It was worth breaking the glass ceiling to climb to the top here so that I could soar to the top there. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6329 The flying rat and his best friend - the rat who can fly. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6330 Peer pressure 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6331 The world doesn't give a flying rat? I'll show them a flying rat! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6332 I prove that I am master of heaven, regardless of the ending 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6333 Da Vinci taught me to fly the pigeon’s coop. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6334 If we work as a team, we will prove Darwin right! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6335 I know I shouldn't mind, but do you have a broom to clean up if I go first? I have a reputation to maintain. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6336 Fly the coop with me and we'll inform on everyone. Ratbat and Stool Pigeon. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6337 But without the tights, Robin, you look like a pigeon. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6338 Because they kicked me out of the Subway. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6339 If flying squirrels can glide, why not me? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6340 My dad was in the Navy, bit I always wanted to be a bomber pilot. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6341 Commissioner Gordon just flashed the Signal. Gotta bounce. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6342 I got yer 'Flying Rat' right here, buddy! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6343 Sure it's one small step for Reggie, but one giant leap for rodentkind. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6344 Lexington avenue subway...here I come! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6345 You've never heard the phrase winged rat? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6346 Do you really need me to say it? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6347 I'll show you "rat of the sky!" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6348 Look Ratzo, I know you spent time in Alcatraz, but this is going too far. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6349 A "glide-in"deadens the Splat 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6350 Now if I can just reach the top of Icarus Hotel... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6351 What? Never seen a rat with wings? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6352 Rat with wings?! I'll show you a rat with wings!! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6353 World, say hello to Pizza Pigeon. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6354 Not that it's any of your business but dad was a bat and I aim to make him proud. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6355 I heard they’re holding auditions for the next “Batman” sequel. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6356 Careful Icarus. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6357 It's go time, Pigeon Boy! The city is finally ready for Rat Man and Pigeon Boy to spread our wings and save the day! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6358 Now that I'm up here, flying looks like to much work. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6359 You'll never steal my thunder! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6360 Because BatRat is the hero Gotham deserves, that's why. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
6361 Whatta you lookin at - don't do recognize 'RatMan' when you see him? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6362 And Don’t forget to pull after two one-thousand 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6363 here's the real difference between mice and men 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6364 I seen dis guy a lot bigger dan me do it! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6365 Excuse me, I'm late for the Die Fledermouse audition. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6366 He's not the hero we deserve, and he's not the one we need... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6367 Flying rat this! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6368 I think I’ll stick to being the rat of the ground. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6369 Listen to me Pidge, you spend every night chasing bar flies and the like and you'll wind up like me, sleeping under a bridge. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6370 And I thought I was meant to be a 'rat with wings!' 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6371 You mean you've never heard of the superhero named Bat Rat?!? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6372 I triple-dog dare you. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6373 After you complete the safety checks, then advance to launch position. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6374 Mom always told me, "No half measures" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6375 Budget cuts, they called Ratman. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6376 Storks bring babies. Drones bring pizza. Today I'm getting twins. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6377 Listen, Orville, you don't stand a rat's ass of a chance, okay? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6378 What? If he can be a rat with wings, why can’t I? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6379 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Rat Man! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6380 ... so that makes me a pigeon, right? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6381 Behold, the true flying rat! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6382 C'mon, Robin, before the Joker strikes again! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6383 I’m Ratman! Join me good citizen. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6384 The City exterminators have returned! This looks like a job for...Batrat! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6385 Dove, you're used to flying. I'm doing this on a wing and a prayer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6386 Thanks again for helping me with my ‘pigeon drag’ costume. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6387 Did you see the movie Quo Vadis? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6388 Forget the pigs... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6389 " I am known as 'Ratman', one of the "SCAVENGERS". 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6390 Ok, Bat Boy, here we go! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6391 Stand back, Robin! That Joker has cast his last spell! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6392 I’ve been summoned- please don’t poop on the Ratmobile. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6393 What did he say? It sounded like '...the sky is falling'. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6394 Art, " for Pete's sake, you're a rat" Rats are equal to pigeons. Rat's chew up things, Pigeons poop on things, no difference Art, now get off the ledge before you kill yourself. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6395 The Prez is ready to jump, the Republican party stands by him..... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6396 And after dis, I'll show youse how to steal petezer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6397 If this doesn't bring the rattail back, I don't know what will. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6398 Pidgeons? Hah, I'll show you an airborne rat! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6399 Let me go! After the failure of my equestrian monument, it's the only way I can attract the patronage of the House of Medici! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6400 Someone has activated the brat signal, I'm needed elsewhere. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6401 Hey this building isn't sinking that much! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6402 There are better ways to win a race. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6403 Thanks for all the suggestions, George. And if I'm successful, I'll enroll in "Miss Piggy's Graduate School of Flying". 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6404 Pigeon Rat just doesn't have the same ring as Pizza Rat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6405 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, I'M FLYING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6406 Gary Larson owns. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6407 I dunno- did you REALLY start this way? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6408 I'm trying out my new identity as the BatRat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6409 just close your eyes, jump, feel the uplift under your wings and I will see you on the roof of the stock exchange down on Wall St. in a few moments. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6410 All my life, I been told 'Carmine, you ain't good enough. You ain't smart enough.' But now, I'm gonna roll up some hell at Uncle Timmy's Toy Chest. So, alert the Times, Bertie!!! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6411 There appear to be close links between how much moral value we accord to animals and how much we accord to other humans, especially those who are different from us. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6412 They drained the swamp, so I evolved with the help of a 3D printer. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6413 As my cousin in Oregon says, ‘Alis Volat Propriis.’ 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6414 Live in sewers? Let me show you what I can do? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6415 I am worthy of your love! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6416 Accept no substitutes! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6417 Experiments are me. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6418 Where there’s a will, there’s a way. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6419 Came here to blow off a little steam, did you? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6420 I read about flying rats on the internet and thought I'd give it a try. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6421 It's either this or the gutter. Take your pick. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6422 I want to show the world i'm more than just pizza. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6423 I’m doing it for a bat. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6424 I have no choice; Disney still doesn't have a Ratatouille themed food court.. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6425 because I'm the hero Gotham deserves, just not the one it needs right now, Ok Colin!? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6426 In The Ratbird Seat 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6427 When you said you just jumped out of your nest to learn how to fly I didn't know your nest wasn't in a tree! Speaking of a nest I don't even see one! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6428 You couldn't come up with a better roadrunner costume?? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6429 Remember, you're my ride or die! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6430 I can't see how they call you, "rats with wings." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6431 It's flattering! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6432 I hate to tell you that you are not a bird, you are never going to be a bird. Perhaps if you just watched me, it would be comforting. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6433 na-nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah-nahhh RATMAN 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6434 It's called reappropriation. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6435 Beat it feathers, this town belongs to the real rats of the sky! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6436 If I don't win the race with this, at least I'll still have the fall 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6437 Hey Pidgy Widgy, who's the rat with wings, now? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6438 Of course these will work, they came with a money-back guarantee 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6439 Good luck with that... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6440 Everyone will pun me as ica-rat but I'm just trying to streamline evolution. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6441 If pigs could fly, so could I. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6442 This is the last time anyone calls me a rat. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6443 You know, I studied aeronautics in school, but I caved to the pressures of my folks and became a bilge rat like my dad. I guess this is my own way of indulging my midlife. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6444 If humans can fly, so can I. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6445 Just wait till you have to scamper thru sewers! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6446 I smell cheese 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6447 I know, fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly... but the subway committee is killing me! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6448 'This city ain't what it used to be" 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6449 dont look at me like I'm crazy. I bet we have a lot more in common than you think... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6450 I'm telling you, Nate: it's the Rat-Signal! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6451 You won't believe this, but I once lived in a maze, under a witch's castle, in a Land called Oz. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6452 Now you're going to see a real flying rat! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6453 I'm not just another Deflater Mouse wannabe. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6454 'Of course you can follow your BatRat dream, Larry... I'm just saying, I feel we've seen this before...' 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6455 The airline wouldn’t let me pay with Frequent Flyer miles so... 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6456 Is this what we have to do to get free mileage plus points? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6457 Here I go! I have a reputation to uphold. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6458 Couture. From Barneys. $375. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6459 For Godssssake I'm not a flying rat!! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6460 Crow, ya think you’re a big shot. Just watch this rat-fly high 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6461 Go fly! I'll tell them you're a Millennial Superman! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6462 What do you expect, my parents named me Icarus ... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6463 I'll give them a 'sky rat' they won't soon forget! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6464 It's the Great Ratcinni, the REAL rat with wings!!! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6465 'I will be known as rat Vinci.' 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6466 Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6467 I don't want to wait for wind tunnel testing 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6468 You're flyin rat-bat crazy if you think I'm going to jump off this ledge 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6469 No, no, no. I said it - 'you buy, I fly.' 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6470 Whelp, I'm joining the 'rats with wings' stereotype. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6471 Oh yeah? Well you're a stool pidgeon. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6472 Watch me swoop down and pounce on that discarded pizza slice. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6473 The vermin committee got together and finally decided to listen to the humans' idea. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6474 People make it sound so easy. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6475 Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6476 Well at least you have a few people that will feed you. I’m still waiting for my royalties from the last Batman movie. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6477 birds are just rodents with wings 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6478 Don't eat Larry Kudlow's garbage.....DONT EAT LARRY KUDLOW'S GARBAGE!....... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6479 Go for it! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6480 I take it back - you aren't just a rat with wings. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6481 If anyone is going to be called a "flying rat", it's going to be me! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6482 I'm after that Man on Wire mediocrity, boi. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6483 Remember ... don't look directly at the cheese. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6484 "What? You never heard of a rat super hero? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6485 Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na Na, Rat Man! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6486 Flyyyyy me to the moon! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6487 I know it's risky, but I'd rather die this way than on a commercial airline. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6488 Together, together... Let's fly to the Trump Tower! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6489 I am surprised that we matched on all dimensions. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6490 I'll show you who's the real deal. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6491 Batrat will rise far above the sewers! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6492 Pizza Rat—pfft. See you on YouTube, ya hack! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6493 I don't care if you're related to Icarus! I still think you are better off with two augers. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6494 I know what they say about pigeons, but I don't think this is a good way to cash in on the "tuppence a bag" action. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6495 They will all be amazed at the sight of a flying rat. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6496 Courier rat is media-savvy 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6497 Humans aren't the only ones who can build a better mouse trap! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6498 I didn't know they made these in feather. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6499 Get lost, Casper! My friends in Paris are getting their 3rd Michelin star and I've come to realize that the world is my oyster. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6500 Well, if I don't make it, this is a more heroic way to go than my head squashed in a trap! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6501 I'll be Batman. You be Robin. Who better knows what evil lurks below? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6502 3rd times the charm... Right? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6503 If they call you the rats of the sky, I will show them who is the genuine. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6504 Hi! My name's Deadalas 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6505 You darn well better be right about this virtual reality thing. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6506 " I'm leaving Trump Tower before it sinks in the mire of mendacity". 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6507 Before we met Roy, people would just make jokes about me being old. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6508 Don't be a stool pigeon and let my wife know what I'm doing. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6509 I'm going to the park to get fed by lonely old men who spend the day sitting on a bench. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6510 And for my encore, I’d like to sing “Ben. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6511 If you can do it I can do it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6512 I'm the REAL flying rat! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6513 I've read so much about rats with wings. Thought I'd give it a try. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6514 Shazam !! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6515 The Bat-Signal’s down again, so it’s me and a flashlight tonight. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6516 This city needs me 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6517 Remember what happened to Icarats. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6518 I know the nickname for pidgeons is flying rats, but squirrels can’t use Stalone wings to be a flying rat too, you’ll just become a spat. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6519 I don't want to be an emotional support rat anymore. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6520 You guys have been getting all the glory for too long! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6521 I still don't see the difference between a "flock" and a "swarm". 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6522 If this doesn't work I'am gonna put a hell of a ro-dent in that car!" 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6523 I promise not to rat you out when this little experiment falls flat, Willard. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6524 Usually the cheese appears around sunset. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6525 Are you sure it's just a matter of flapping these things? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6526 What were you thinking, David? You just can't call up the White House and say you'd like to give the President some of your Bomb Alaska! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6527 police scanner’s sayin a dude smeared peanut butter all over his dick and balls, gonna swoop by and see if there's any left, bye see you later 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6528 It's my training wings. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6529 Nobody’s laughing at your hat, come on… 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6530 Of course i enjoyed the Lemon cream pie you made me. You know I miss your desserts almost as much as I miss you ... but the file & hammer baked inside was a bit difficult to digest.. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6531 So I see you already joined a gang. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6532 Are you getting enough vitamin C? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6533 Well, you should have known that that wine pairing was criminal! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6534 I see you finally learned how to make yourself a sandwich. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6535 You are a showboat! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6536 I thought this is the best way to escape the Ratcatcher 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6537 I had no idea joining the Flying Rats of New York would take me to such new heights! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6538 How small are you that you need me to dispel the myth, Ruth? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6539 Do it for the breadcrumbs. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6540 If this doesn't work, call 3-1-1. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6541 Damn that pig. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6542 Well yea sure, pigeon-toed is worse than batty-ratty. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6543 If hogs can fly why can't rats? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6544 Wait until they get a load of "pizza bat". 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6545 Leonard, a song enthusiast, gave his all: "Anything you can do I can do better..." 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6546 Don't bother. Our nickname was copyrighted years ago. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6547 My goodness, if a kid can do it, you can do it! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6548 People would think it's funny, but competition is fierce down there. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6549 Revenge has never smelled so sweet! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6550 This may be a bad time to tell you, but I've got one in the oven. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6551 Rats with wings? Wait 'til they get a load of me! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6552 Wait here till i glide back! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6553 Enough of your cultural appropriation. I'M the rat of the sky. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6554 If a mouse can become Batman; the the world needs to meet Ratman 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6555 I want to be a pigeon. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6556 I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky." "So did Icarus and look where he's at now. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6557 Mock if you will, but mark my words; I will have stronger lower back muscles than you. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6558 Try it. You'll like it! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6559 Eh, for an administration job, it beats working the EPA or wearing blackface. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6560 Eat your heart out, Bruce Wayne! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6561 First class, passengers travelling with children, frequent flyers, credit card holders... FINALLY! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6562 AND HE THINKS I'M A PIGEON 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6563 So, do you seriously believe you can convince anyone you didn't cook the books? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6564 Yeah, me and my buddy da Bolt are heading to Cali to talk with Spielberg about a movie idea. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6565 Yeah, well, West and Keaton were good, but I lean toward George Clooney. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6566 Yeah, yeah — and I’m a subway pigeon. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6567 This city needs a hero, Brian, it needs me... Bat-Rat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6568 No, you jump first 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6569 I am vengeance! I am the night! I am... Pizza Rat! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6570 YOLO! 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6571 I thought you said I was a bat, man. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6572 Behold, the true flying rat! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6573 Anyone can fly. Outranking Pizza Rat, that's the real challenge. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6574 I'd do anything for you, Dad. But I'm a rat. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6575 Gotta represent, brother. Represent. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6576 I just feel like I'm bound to catch something from the degenerates that ride the subway 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6577 In solidarity - Rats with Wings unite! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6578 You ask why? Because Gotham needs me! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6579 Pizza Rat, I hardly knew ye 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6580 If I accomplish this, maybe they'll name a superhero after me- Ratman! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6581 I've checked, the Ratman IP is pretty much wide open 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6582 I think we're cousins. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6583 Here comes the real flying rat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6584 If you’re telling the truth about the free lunch buffet, it’s worth the risk. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6585 I'm always expanding my pizza hunt horizons. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6586 The little bird told me. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6587 Strap on to me to start the ride. The mints are for your enjoyment. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6588 I'm sorry Sheryl, but your father always made me feel like I want good enough to fly 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6589 ...and then they'll start calling us running pigeons. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6590 I will fly over that bridge I just bought. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6591 I am tired of living in the sewers. Let me around town and get some fresh air. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6592 They call me the Batrat. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6593 They're telling me your goose is cooked. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6594 The Late Rat Way: “Anything you can do, I can do better... I can do anything better than you.” 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6595 I heard that pigeons are flying rats; what are you doing later? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6596 Until now, rats have only transported disease. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6597 SQUEAK --- err I mean SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6598 He thinks I am signaling Morse Code. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6599 I’m flying straight to my lawyers to file the Copyright. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6600 Just because I’m a robin doesn’t mean I’ll be your sidekick...a rat who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6601 I know it’s your metaphor, but today is my birthday and I’m going for it! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6602 Flying rat, try eating pizza in a subway during rush hour! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6603 If you can be a flying me, I can be a scurrying you. --METAPHOR RIGHTS! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6604 Stool-pigeons don't have wings, so we got to improvise 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6605 Is this really necessary, Pidge? I'm sure he didn't mean it! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6606 That may be one giant step for a rat, but it will be a giant splat on the ground. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6607 Splat hell! With luck I'll swoop in on that babe throwing crumbs to your buddies and be off that damned cheese diet and Metamucil for a few days. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6608 You thought pizza rat was impressive... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6609 Move over, Batman. Ratman will revolutionize crime fighting at half the cost! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6610 Mamma need a house, baby needs some shoes, things are getting hard......... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6611 You're sure this'll get me an appearance on Oprah's? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6612 You’re a rat not a bat, stupid. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6613 Let's just hope this rodent doesn't make a dent in the road. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6614 I'm Ratman! And you're my sidekick, Pigeon! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6615 You book the table if you'll arrive first 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6616 Rats who fly high rule. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6617 Well, they call you a rat with wings. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6618 Just watch Robin, i'm RATMAN! I'm not a robin. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6619 A rat without wings no longer! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6620 So, if this works, then I get free pigeon eggs for life - right? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6621 Look out,Da Vinci ! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6622 Me Too - No more cover up. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6623 Another manic Wall Street rat 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6624 I am RAT...see me fly! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6625 Just imagine a world where rats can fly. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6626 Birdrat or (The Unexpected Vermin of Excrement) 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6627 It’s a Strauss operetta. I’m trying to improve my social station. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6628 I hope the Swiss had nothing to do with this cheesy contraption. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6629 Ratman and his faithful sidekick Pigeon stand guard over their great city! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6630 This is a job for "Ratman!" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6631 I'm going to be the next N.Y. sewer rat to fly high... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6632 I think Pizza Rat's viral success has gone to his head. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6633 Now when I call out “sewer,” you have to lower the hatch! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6634 This is the RIGHT way to do it. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6635 We mice are tired of being trapped! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6636 See you at Woody's. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6637 When you get back from your learning flight, you can ride the bicycle with the training wheels! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6638 Then there was the time in 1947 when I attempted to fly off the Geand Canyon . . . 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6639 Why are you calling it a "Ratatouille Test Flight"? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6640 you, pigeon, are not a flying rat! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6641 Ratman to Robin; This is why Superman works alone! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6642 Nobody calls you a rat with wings, pidgie. Not while I got two limbs and a cross breeze! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6643 So I bite this guy in the alley when he's fighting like 10 guys in ski masks. Now he's down with rabies and he sends out for me, and tells me in a gravely voice "You're up now pal!" Last time I bite a guy in a rubber suit. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6644 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6645 The Yankees told me now that they have Stanton, they don't need another bat. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6646 The dreadful flying-rat said to the death-defying rat, “I read the myth of Icarus, but I couldn’t figure out what exactly was the theme” 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6647 So the crime-fighting "Ratman and Pigeon" idea won't fly? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6648 The maze is such a rat race. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6649 A nibble of pizza and you keep chasing the next high. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6650 I was a homing pigeon once. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6651 ‘i shall image life is not worth dying, if (and when) roses complain their beauties are in vain’ 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6652 After this, you'll just be called "pigeons." 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6653 You know what they say "Gotta seize the opportunity". 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6654 If this works, they won't be calling you guys 'rats of the air' no more. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6655 I'm a bird, I can fly. Or not. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6656 You will know me as Icarus, the rat. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6657 Let’s grab a slice 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6658 Believe me, when this goes viral your nickname is history. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6659 It's my way to win the race. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6660 That's fine if you want to jump, but do you have to keep humming that R. Kelly song? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6661 See that mouse-with-wings signal up there? They're calling me... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6662 It didn't work for Icarus. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6663 Kill all the Bluejays you want but remember it is a sin to shoot a overweight middle-aged mutant rat 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6664 I told you he had expired. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6665 “Who is the rat behind the mask 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6666 Well, now I'll know for sure if you're taking it for granted. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6667 I am become Death, destroyer of worlds. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6668 I'm going to them elevate the meaning of what "they give"! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6669 I'm gonna be the first homing Rat in the world." 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6670 You're the flying rat. I'm Remy with a wingsuit on. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6671 Pictured: A left wing, a right wing, and a few too many bird brains. Rat race likely occurring in Washington D.C. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6672 Freeze!"..."Not you, the flying rat! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6673 A land pigeon no more 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6674 If they call you a flying rat, tell them you know a real one. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6675 I'm telling you, I'm done with the rat race. I've batted the idea around for years, and I'm finally going to fly to my dream dump. You can come and visit. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6676 Because he's the hero Zootopia deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6677 I heard the Infinity War will have pizza. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6678 After 'Pizza Rat', this may be the only career move left. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6679 Birdman or (the Unexpected Next Chapter in the Life of Pizza Rat) 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6680 I am the hero Gotham needs. I am the night." "Shut up, Steve. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6681 "Ratman and Pigeon" - It's not working for me. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6682 Take that, Batman! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6683 I can finally prove that flying rats are not pigeons 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6684 After this, no one will ever mention Pizza Rat ever again! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6685 You okay there, Jim? I didn't know you were a Dadaist. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6686 My mom made it so I can save on train fare. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6687 This time I'm going business class 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6688 I'll show you, Icarus! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6689 I repeat I'd really like to just start next week's lesson right here 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6690 You’ve heard of Pigeon Toad. Meet Pigeon Rat. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6691 Yes, just go south. We’ll meet you on roadkill drive in 3 weeks. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6692 Really! Are you sure these'll work? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6693 Ratman and Rock Dove? I don't think so. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6694 So do I have to sleep upside down with you bats? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6695 well, it is the how the wright brother's started isn't it? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6696 is there a wider meaning to learn to coo, before I build the nest? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6697 First pizza, now the world! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6698 Ok buddy, see you up there in the skies. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6699 If you can’t beat them, join them. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6700 OMG Harry’s trying to fly again. I just can’t watch. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6701 It's time to terrify people from above ground. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6702 Awright, cats! Ready or not, it's on! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6703 How about I give it a try tomorrow? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6704 Damn those gargoyles. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6705 What do you mean, I'm 'rat-splaining' how to fly? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6706 Now you’ll see how this flying, foraging and cooing crap is done by a true New York pigeon—fuhgedaboudit! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6707 Those are wings, not splints, and my name is Icarus, for your information. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6708 To the Ratcave Robin 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6709 It's not a judgment, it's just a preference. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6710 I got a date with a hot rat and I ain’t missing it this time! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6711 I like to yell "GERONIMO" when I jump because it makes me feel less nervous. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6712 Pooping on parked vehicles at first might be easier as you fly to that higher rooftop. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6713 I hope he knows it was Batman and Robin....not Ratman and Pigeon. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6714 I am just testing a new theory that nullifies habitual avian sneer. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6715 Ok, fine! You want to see a real Rat fly? 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6716 Give me your wallet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6717 You were right. I should have bet the under. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6718 Don't forget the second half of the wager. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6719 That’s what you get for beating Bobby Flay. (Baker cartoon!). 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6720 I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. And they call me the bird brain.. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6721 They didn't call it a rat race for nothing 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6722 Of course my American dream is to become a flying one! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6723 There are no telephone wires anywhere anymore 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6724 With sea, land and air, this damn city will be ours. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6725 I'm a bird at heart. Don't rat me out just yet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6726 First I drained the swamp, now I'll clean the sky 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6727 I think you took it quite literally when I said "I wish I could fly there in 2 minutes"... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6728 Here's lookin' at you, kid. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6729 Before you go, will I be held liable for any of this? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6730 I'm more than just "pizza rat," ya know. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6731 The legend begins: Batty Ratty! 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6732 ...Not going to let a little thing like an "R" for a "B" stop him. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6733 If you dumbass pigeons can fly, so can I 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6734 I don't know. . . that searchlight has really pointy ears. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6735 My genetic test results says we REALLY are closely related to bats! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6736 “Fly Donald Fly “. You can do it ! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6737 Yet they call us the flyings rats. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6738 They told me the park was over 5th avenue 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6739 I'll show them whar a rat with wings really looks like. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6740 They’ll still want you dead. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6741 The Rat Signal! To the Rat Cave! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6742 I've said it before, I'll say it again: you've always taken insults from people on the subway too literally. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6743 Elizabeth Bowen’s fate is to eat her words. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6744 You're going to have to grow more hair on you tail you know! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6745 I will be uniquely known as "rat of the sky". 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6746 Herbie and I are just practicing "Carrier" landings. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6747 You’ve always told me how great it is to be known as a flying sky rat... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6748 See? We're nothing alike. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6749 I just have to make the signal. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6750 I am don't really fit in here, do I? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6751 The great work begins. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6752 I'm not one of the three blind mice. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6753 Since I seem to be getting blamed for your behavior I thought maybe I should give it a whirl myself. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6754 DU-DA-DU-DA-DU-DA-DU-DA: RATMAN! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6755 R. Kelly always inspires me. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6756 Grandma would have laughed if she knew I paid to get these. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6757 I need to get away from all those humans polluting my environment ! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6758 I'll show you a real rat with wings... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6759 Don't worry Larry, I watched a YouTube video. Got to stay competitive in this world! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6760 Our lawyer says you're looking at twenty years. With good behavior, maybe a baker's dozen. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6761 Mom, I'm sorry. I never thought I was a rat. I always knew I was a bat. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6762 Flap until I catch the updraft. Got it. Landing might be rough. But the views will be great. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6763 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6764 My publicist told me no one even remembers Pizza Rat. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6765 You've gotta stop giving us a bad name. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6766 There's a new flying rat hitting the streets, bub. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6767 Race you to the Danish crumbs. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6768 From now on, non-rodent criminals, too, will learn to fear me! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6769 We can call ourselves Ratman and Robin! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6770 I’ve got nothing to lose. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6771 and now I shall prove that the Earth is flat 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6772 Mighty Rat's career didn't quite take off like Mighty Mouse's. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6773 Hey look at me I'm ratman. Haha get it like Batman? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6774 I'll be the real Sky Rat! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6775 Rocky & Bullwinke say that this works. I don't know about Boris and Natasha. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6776 Tuna fugu, tomato tamato 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6777 The last step before air superiority over the city. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
6778 I got the wings from Batrat. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6779 Are you sure this will help my approval rating? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6780 Now to show the world what a REAL rat of the sky looks like! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6781 Your'e driving me batty. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6782 Dunna nunna nunna nunna Ra-" "Don't even think about it. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6783 Don't rat me out to the feds! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6784 I don't want to hear you say "It's been nice knowing you". 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6785 I’ll show them rats with wings. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6786 Listen Buddy...I'm the RAT of the sky. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6787 Well...if Batman can do it.... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6788 Isaccson’s book on Da Vinci... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6789 What am I going to disprove? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6790 Down there you call this hazing, up here it's a right of passage. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6791 Don't let this clever disguise fool you, I'm actually a Renaissance Ratón! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6792 Pigions aren't the only flying rats! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6793 Rat's off to ya! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6794 They don't call me Wilbur Rat for nothing! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6795 I love flying dreams. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6796 How long has STOOL PIGEON INC been in the flying training business? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6797 Backpacks are cosmetic only and provide no in game advantage. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6798 ...and they call ME a rat with wings! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6799 This looks dangerous. Besides, I don't think bats are viewed much more favorably than us rats. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6800 I've spotted my arch nemesis! Harvey Weinstein! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6801 'Rat' rhymes with 'bat,' so I like my chances. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6802 The Rats WILL prevail--by "land, sea AND air" 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6803 No one will ever have to wonder if rats could fly 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6804 I heard someone call you a flying rat and thought, that's not fair to the rest of us rats. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6805 Pizza Rat will not be ignored! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6806 I'm thinking since rats of the sky get bread crumbs, this is the way for me to go! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6807 I know these damn wings won't work, but Minnie can collect the accidental death insurance! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6808 Holy moldy cheese, I'm Ratman. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6809 The subway is full of rats. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6810 Sure. In terms of evolution, there’s some distance. But we are only a letter apart. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6811 I got it what if we call ourselves Bat Rat & Pigeon? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6812 Alright, enough with the "falling with style" crap! Could YOU do this? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6813 I vote for "They did say it would take a hero to fix the MTA." 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6814 And they give you all the credit. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6815 But this will only prove them right 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6816 Equality of wings for all rats. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6817 Gliding rat 1 feathered rat 0 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6818 Listen Bob, I keep telling you that "Ratman" is never going to take off. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6819 I’m attempting to raise the station of rats. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6820 Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6821 And to you, I leave my pizza collection! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
6822 Mousse-plaining flight to a pigeon. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6823 Can’t I just be a pigeon with a tail? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6824 C’mon Eric, do it for the Gram! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6825 My inspiration is Leonardo and The Donald. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6826 Absolutely not, Sergeant, I am NOT signing up just to get the surgery. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6827 My last girlfriend supported my dreams" "Sure Marv, but gargoyles don't fly 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6828 Our home is getting destroyed. Look North 70! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6829 What I’m I supposed to do when this guy says he’s not a messenger pigeon. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6830 Can you fellows find me a rat dinner in this Eighth Avenue traffic? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6831 Have you downloaded the new Waze app? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6832 Give me some room and I'll show you a flying rat! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6833 There's no peace for heroes. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6834 Flying Lessons 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6835 R = B 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6836 MAma always said New York will give you the daze. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6837 If I do this, Rat Air Delivery Services is borne. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6838 Let us go, you and I 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6839 "Hey Robin, lets see Catwoman get us now"! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6840 I just want to be the REAL rat with wings. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6841 Bought this with the money I made from my 'pizza rat' viral video. If all goes well, I'll land through the sunroof of my Bentley. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6842 I know more about flying than they will ever understand, believe me. Believe me. Than they will ever understand. Than they will ever understand.” 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6843 I'm sick of pizza and could really go for some peanuts. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6844 The wong suit was just too expensive. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6845 da Rati . . . Lenny da Rati 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6846 This will prove it! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6847 you're a breed apart! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6848 The city is mine, you dirty sky rat! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6849 'But can you get ten bucks a selfie in Times Square?' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6850 Who knows who's next. I'm getting ahead of the next wave of firings. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6851 I've always had a strong affinity for the avian family. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6852 It is time for us to reclaim our name! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6853 So the bat's always complaining about how people call her that, and I thought, why the heck not? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6854 It's 240,000 miles; but the whole thing... cheese. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6855 It must be love, for this rat to be your pigeon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6856 I believe that this will be like I'm in a huge food store by going from building to building. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6857 Republicans on Twitter 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6858 Tuppence. . . Tuppence. . . Tuppence a Bag! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6859 You'll see. Now I'll show them the real deal. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6860 The Cheese-Signal calleth. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6861 I KNOW I'M IN NYC BUT MY NAME BATRAT NOT BACHRACH. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6862 Today is the first day of the rest of my life! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6863 Come on, Pigeon, to the Rat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6864 Don't be a chicken, we're not that high up! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6865 I aspire! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6866 Honestly, I’m more worried about the handling. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6867 Are those your Dad's wings? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6868 Wrong. 'Fledermaus' does not mean 'bat.' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6869 This is a tough city to be a rat in, let's try being a bat. You've got the flying thing down. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6870 Yeah, I probably don't need to be this high, but I know it will make me flap like hell. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6871 I am claustrophobic. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6872 OK I may be a poor excuse for a carrier pigeon but at least I’m gonna try and fly. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6873 You're a rat with wings, but I am a literal rat with wings. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6874 This city inspires us to become more than we are. Goodbye rat race! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6875 Trump that tower! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6876 The world is ready for rat man. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6877 If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to prove to you that hands are better than wings! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6878 Without us Batrats ... New York would be lost ... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6879 I have to go, Commissioner Gordon has activated the rat signal. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6880 Look, I am telling you, you are never too small to dream big and aim high. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6881 Lies are truth, Rats can fly! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6882 After you master flying, then we to park to sit on the heads of bronze statues. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6883 Wipe that smirk off your face, Mona! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6884 Well, I'm an actual rat with wings. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6885 Leonardo Da Vincheese looking Sharp for his first test flight of the Flying Fromage. Nacho average Rat, he has a medical pidgeon in Queso emergencies. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6886 Let’s give ‘em what they want! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6887 Robin, the Rat Signal! Gotham City Parks & Recreation needs its original dynamic duo. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6888 The subway's too slow these days. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6889 I first did it in the stock market—-and now this. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6890 Behold the Great Bat parts buildings thus we will fly straight! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6891 Beware all cats! For I am become a Bird of Prey. The world’s first Kitty Hawk! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6892 stripes are horizontal not vertical 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6893 Dog gone. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6894 I just need to show humans that rats can be superheroes, too. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6895 Thank goodness, the sun isn't out. It should work. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6896 I'm going for Dove. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6897 So you think you can pull off "Robin the wonder boy"? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6898 Holy hoaxes, Pigeon, this rat's afraid of heights. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6899 In the name of New York rats everywhere, I will reclaim the title... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6900 I'm sick of you getting all the publicity. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6901 No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6902 Need a lift? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6903 Just think of them as my "training wheels". 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6904 And that was the last time I'd seen him. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6905 This fateful jump will be in the newspapers for weeks!” “Yeah, if it’s fake news. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6906 I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6907 Fly, Fly, Fly, Oh Won't You Fly With Me! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6908 Well, that's something you'll have to take up with the temp agency. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6909 I'm going as a mediocre white man in management for Halloween, right? So the key to do it is, you have to assume having expertise in one thing means you have expertise in f'n EVeryting 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6910 I'm just not sure I'm dark enough to be Bat-rat! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6911 Before you jump, are you guys planning to respond to the census? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6912 Ands One, Anda Two 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6913 Everyone says that a pigeon is a rat with wings 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6914 They call me the bird of the rat family. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6915 They asked for it... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6916 You cant skip this Geico add because its already over. Geico 15 minutes can save you 15% on car insurance. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6917 I’ve always wanted to be a pigeon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6918 But bats are just flying rats, right? So why can't I be Batrat? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6919 I need all the advantages I can get in this rat race. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6920 The things you gotta do to prove a point... 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6921 I'm too good for you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6922 If I catch this draught, can I change to the uptown local currents at 14th? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6923 Now, prepare for rat-infested skies! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6924 It looks like the skies are not congested today for take off! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6925 I pray that I will fly like a racing eagle, that if my flying falters this could-care-less thing to my left will against odds swoop down and save me, that vultures will not view my body as tasty, that . . . 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6926 What, you think you're better than me? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6927 Once Bobo flew the coop I knew I was living a lie. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6928 Well, now you can tell your homeys you've seen the real deal. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6929 Well, if I fall, I am hoping that you will be there to catch me. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6930 Alright, I will! I’m just waiting for Commisioner Gordon to turn on the Rat Signal! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6931 "Rat of the sky" is a title you have to earn. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6932 Tell me again why I can' get the pizza delivered. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6933 Any advice for me, Daedalus?" "Yeah, don't fly too close to the sun. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6934 Call me Bat-Rat-Man 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6935 Well, I think we can safely say you have a bird brain 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6936 Try it. You'll like it! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6937 Give it up already! Who ever heard of a superhero named Batrat! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6938 I am tired of pigs getting all the attention. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6939 It's Spring. They'll think I'm a robin. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6940 The MTA kicked us out, gotta find another way to go visit my mom. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6941 "I'll see you tomorrow at brunch." A normal Saturday afternoon for siblings Philip and Johnathan. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6942 I'm not doing anything until Commissioner Gordon turns on the Rat-Signal. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6943 I heard they call you guys flying rats, so I thought I give it a try. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6944 After I take flight they’ll never again refer to my species as “non-flying pigeons”. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6945 What mad scientist made those wings for you? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6946 From now on, the era of misappropriation is over! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6947 Keep in mind that you cooked your own goose. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6948 Hey bird-brain, don't rat me out. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6949 Somehow, being 'pizza rat' just isn't enough anymore. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6950 Move over pal! I'm the original rat with wings! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6951 I heard somevody say they saw a flying rat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6952 So I don't have Bruce Wayne's budget, a rat has still gotta dream. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6953 Never bet against a pigeon. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6954 Rat-Man only needs a cape. These wind-wings are just for development of the flight envelope. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6955 I heard something like "weed in the cheese" and next thing I know ... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6956 VR was my gateway. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6957 What's so great about being a rat with wings? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6958 Are you sure Woody's gonna get the joke? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6959 I knew flying rats. Flying rats were friends of mine. Mr. Pigeon, you are no flying rat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6960 Don't be afraid - just wing it! Mary Ellen 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6961 “Let the pigs wait!” And 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6962 Ha! just cause I live at Trump Towers doesn't make me a kompro-rat! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6963 I'm a new super hero: Bat Rat 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6964 No, Sir Paul is getting the group together again. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6965 I really enjoy cosplay. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6966 Nah, we’re just gonna use fortune cookies. Hey – can you cook? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6967 Why does commissioner Gordon always signal for "BAT-man"? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6968 I'm fed up with being called a grounded pigeon! 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6969 They say you're just like me, anyway. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6970 It’s great to assault the senses... But not the customers. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6971 I'm the rat of the world! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6972 Then, we’ll see how you like corners! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6973 Don't judge me now. Wait until the evening news cycle for your sound bite. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6974 your city is filthier than my cave 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6975 Don't worry, Mom, I'll be back in my late-twenties when I run out money. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6976 This is Broadway, right? It's a sequel. Sing "Feed the rats, tuppence, tuppence a bag, tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag." What do you think? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6977 My personal ideology, politics, and religion will lift me to soar like a pigeon 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6978 Its a rat race down there... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6979 I know this is usually performed by a tenor, but a baritone like myself is just fine, thank you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6980 The family reunion got weird once cousin Vinny showed up 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6981 " I refuse to be upstaged by a damn pigeon"! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6982 We’re all rats with wings now. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6983 Don't look so nervous, we're practically the same species. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6984 It's time you birds had some tougher competition. And no, I am not Bat Rat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6985 As the Bat-Rat I will strike fear into the hearts of all evil doers and fight a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6986 Orville, stop showing off this minute! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6987 That's it - SPANDEX, we need spandex! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6988 "I am hoping a marvel hero will take me under there wing". 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6989 ...thanks, that's some good advice. So how high do you think I should go? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6990 I do this with my eyes closed 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6991 “It’s getting crowded down there.”—proof the NYC rat problem is getting out of hand! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6992 Mom said that I can be anything I wanted to be. Wasn't until Frank told me that bats are just rats with wings that I knew what I wanted. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6993 Cats will come to fear the power of Batrat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6994 A birds life is not for me! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6995 Rats in the subways. Pigeons on the buildings. It's part of my diversity training. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6996 The jig is up Facebook! This is my space now. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6997 I was able to wing it with the pizza slice, but this? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6998 Rat on wings, that's as good as it gets. 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
6999 I agree; ‘Robin’ is a terrible name for a sidekick. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7000 I'm sorry, I still don't see the resemblance. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7001 Wherever there is filth, there I am! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7002 And I'll use my echolocation so I don't run into any of these buildings. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7003 Oh, Come on! People aren't really serious when the call us rats with wings. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
7004 Batman MORE LIKE Ratman with my trusty sidekick Pigeon...Pigeonman! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7005 Alright, what did you cook up now? 1.0943 0.05563 53 50 1 2
7006 So "Flying Rat" is already taken? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
7007 I have a message that can't be trusted with another. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7008 They said they saw a dragon fly and a horse fly well now they’ll see a rat fly. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7009 I don't know if a lawyer fly, but they should all try, just once?... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7010 I want it both ways, too. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7011 'Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.' 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
7012 You've really out done that pizza shtick. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7013 It's time to put some truth in the moniker "flying rats". 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7014 I'll make you proud yet, dad! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7015 BAT signal, Ed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7016 Dark times and evil are no match for RATMAN 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7017 Let's race. Never mind. That airplane above has better wings than both of us. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7018 I'll show them a real rat with wings. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7019 This is what happens when you make too many superhero movies. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7020 Look out cats....my revenge is near. Bombs away! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7021 It's my turn for a free meal. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7022 Beats me how you aim and hit pedestrians while flapping. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7023 I'm done with pizza. Now I'm all about YouTube. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7024 I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7025 THIS is the kind of a world we live in, Pigeon. A world where a rat dressed up as a *bat* gets all of the press. -Ratman 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7026 It’s Bat-Man, Not Bat-Rat 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7027 Pot meet Kettle 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7028 come on, you know where the food is 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7029 Someone's going to be real sorry they ever made that lame joke about you. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7030 "On the bright side, you're probably a shoo-in for the head chef's job. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7031 Rats, I think Rizzo ate some bad mushrooms again. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7032 Always wanted to try this; and it doesn't require an app! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7033 As I said, those seagulls will stop at nothing to prevent an actual rat with wings from taking flight 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7034 Who cares about when pigs fly? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7035 Don't worry, I'm sure these will get me to the ground. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7036 A flying rat. Seen here with a delusional rodent. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7037 “‘I’m pushing myself to look like I have interesting hobbies for Instagram.” Karin Moe Savage Whitefish Bay, WI 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7038 You're a rat man, not Batman! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7039 When I said pie in the sky, I didn't mean pizza pie. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7040 Bird: You sure you know what you are doing? Rat: We are just like birds but without wings! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7041 I'll be the rat with wings, now. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7042 It’s the new Uber. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7043 Ratman: Get the rat signal ready, Alfred. Alfred: Should it be for recycling or trash, Sir? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7044 The way they named you does NOT hold any power over you, Daedalus 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7045 Don't make me laugh! I'll show you a real flyin' rat!! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7046 Dunno. Just liked the ring of Batmouse. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7047 I've seen enough movies to understand how city humans don't like rats but need Batman so I'll take my chances. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7048 Who’s line is it anyway? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7049 I'm sorry, Gary, but he wanted his steak well-done. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7050 From now on, you can call me Bat Rat! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7051 they're taking our air rights. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7052 No-one will ever call me a wingless pigeon again. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7053 I’m sorry but you can’t take your pizza with you 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7054 Only the superior animals can fly, you silly rat. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7055 Funny, I've never heard that one before. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7056 Master Splinter decides that Gotham needs a new hero. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7057 I guess I heard it one too many times. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7058 Blake, i'm not disagreeing with you that i might be overreacting but you should've heard the confidence with which that guy said Godfather III was the best one 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7059 OK, I can fly too, but you get to enjoy the scenery. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7060 I will fly, rosy. I will fly, just you wait. King batman, give me strength. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
7061 “Ratman” may be the only superhero Marvel has yet to create, but that’s about to change! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7062 'And, oddly enough, the name of a city-wide, not-for-profit organization.' 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7063 I’ve got to get to the south-side for summer. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7064 I've been flapping my flaps for an hour! I didn't get it when he said they were wind-proof. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7065 You're right--I've never felt more self-important. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7066 Oh, no, now he's going to show me his loop-de-loop. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7067 I don't think Ratman is gong to fly. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7068 Yeah. I know. I just have to imagine a gentle landing. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7069 Tell me again what I'm supposed to do with these wings? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7070 Not listening to your rat council again? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7071 I heard them saying something about flying rats. This must be how they do it. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7072 Pauly, it don't work like that 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7073 He’s no robin, but this guy works for scraps. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7074 It's called a rat-a-chute! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7075 No regrets, Jim. I've been a thrill seeker who DIY'ed his way up to the top. No going back now... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7076 For the last time Bill, rays can’t fly. Not even with fake wings. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7077 Comic-con here we go! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7078 “When you’re high you can fly” -your other high friend 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7079 I’m Ratman...flying to the defense of Mueler....ratting on all the President’s men. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7080 optimistic stockbroker 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7081 I am drunk on cum and ready and die. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7082 Okay, honey, but I'm still not going to church every Sunday. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7083 I am not sure how this is going to improve our NAPLAN results. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7084 I won, but I was still a rat. Time to switch it up. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7085 The wings are how I got up here. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7086 Have you been snacking on stale Limburger cheese again. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7087 BATRAT! I'm done with sewers and subway tunnels. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7088 Who’d thought lactose intolerance would lead to this 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7089 You didn't earn the name. I will. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7090 Just because I’m a rat with wings, that doesn’t mean you can fly. LOSER RAT! SAD! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7091 Watch this. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7092 Yeah? And I've been called a pigeon with no shame. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7093 How about just rolling in the mud and leave the flying to us? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7094 Are you flying to statue of liberty? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7095 You want to be a drag-queen at the Pigeon Night Club ! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7096 Damn straight, Mr. P. I'm a dive bomber from way back, when we actually zeroed in on those humans. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7097 Don't fall for it, it's a trap towards your last tweet! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7098 I'm off to Bongo Congo! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7099 Oh, I thought you said 'Ratman!' 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7100 You are witnessing the world's first Bratman. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7101 Mouse singing " I believe I can fly". Bird : "Just jump buddy, you have everything you need". 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7102 We should fly to the sewer first. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7103 You’ll believe a rat can fly Super Rat the motion picture. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7104 That’s the last time they’ll call me an ambulatory pigeon! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7105 I just know, I was born to fly! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7106 Carl, I honestly don't know why people are confusing pigeons as 'sky rats'. Regardless, it is not my problem. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7107 See you on the other side my feathered friend. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7108 We New Yorkers have seen all you antics! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7109 Batty! You Bet! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7110 Can I have a flyover if this doesn’t work? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7111 An hour ago I was scurrying past some over-dressed flute guy busking in the subway. Next thing I know I’m doing this… 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7112 I agree that you look like a bat, but I have to tell you that this is a big mistake. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7113 I am a flying rat! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7114 I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7115 I wonder if the guys from journey are still believen’. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7116 "Davinci already did it"- the bird 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7117 'Zuckerberg to the rescue' 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7118 ...and this is how we get to the high-rising. But we do need to look out for the man who bats. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7119 Of course, I prefer flying. Don't you want me to travel safe? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7120 They think he's such a big kahuna, just wait til they get a gander at RATMAN! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7121 Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7122 Do I fly if I owe on my lessons. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7123 I'm going to be ‘Ratman’. Too bad you can't be ‘Robin’. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7124 Is that signal for Batman or Batrat? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7125 If Lindberg did it, so can I." 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7126 Rat, Bat, why quibble over a consonant? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7127 Batman here I come 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7128 It's about time I pursued a new vocation. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7129 The NRA said Rats are related to Bats, as a staunch Republican Rat, Duty Calls! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7130 I should've got the bushy tailed instead. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7131 One can only hope. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7132 AND IIIIII-eeee-IIIIII... 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7133 Someday my species will look upward. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7134 You and I both know-- the way to go higher is to fly with his name-calling. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7135 I'm auditioning for a 'fly-on' part in the next Batman movie. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7136 If I don't make it, tell my wife that I died flying. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7137 ZOUNDS.........KAPOW.........BRUCE WAYNE......BATRAT FLIES.!!!!....PHFTT ....SPLAT.....BATRAT PLOTZES...... IF 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7138 yeahhhh...you just jump off now and you will fly 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7139 I should lay off the pizza. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7140 Ropes? Never again! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7141 Can you spot me to Cheddar Ave? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7142 The other rats think I'm away with the birds but I'll show them. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7143 OK. What way to Hameln? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7144 I'm gonna lead by example and live authentically. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7145 With these bat wings I'll get to that pizza slice on the sidewalk before you. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7146 Isn't it great to wake up every day and re-tweet ever crazier stuff. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7147 The earth is flat and I'm going to prove it. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7148 Well no, I can't actually fly. But I do speak a little, shall we say, pidgin pigeon. 1.0800 0.05599 50 48 0 2
7149 C'mon, Stoolie! Gimme a break here! You know I would never say a thing like that. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7150 This will go viral either way. If it works - 10M views. If not - I'm teeming with disease. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7151 Don't tell me you've never heard of this. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7152 You have to take pride in the sky-rats moniker. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7153 This will be the first evolutionary leap forward to go viral 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7154 I know we like to say that we’re twins separated at birth, but do you really think that this will work? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7155 I got it at ROSS. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7156 This is for you R.Kelly!!! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7157 I told you not to beat Bobby Flay! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7158 Why? Because it rhymes, okay? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7159 Rar 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7160 Whole Foods ran out of cheese. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7161 Benghazi. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7162 Let's see what they think of a real rat with wings! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7163 Go ahead! You'll see .. there's no escape! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7164 Just think if we could co-habit I wouldn't need these. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7165 I don't tell you how to skedaddle, you don't tell me how to fly! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7166 Rats with wings,I don't think so. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7167 "It's not only the perfect cheese wheel - I can check this off my bucket list". 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7168 I don’t want the ages ran with the rats 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7169 So, you think you‘re the only air rat around? We‘ll see. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7170 Following your lead Squadron Leader Pied Piper. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7171 These wings are "hot". Now I'm officially a chauve souris! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7172 It's time this town saw a real rat with wings. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7173 Still not much of a view. Buildings in the way down there. Buildings in the way up here. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7174 Soon they'll call it Of Mice On Wings And Men." 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7175 I am so lucky! I found these next to one of those dumb rat traps. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7176 And just how do you think YOU got here? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7177 Now that I think about it, when Don said "Try out Leonardo's new flying machine," I think he meant his brother. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7178 Would you consider tandem? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7179 Wing rat? I'll show you wing rat! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7180 Before you take the next step, would you please sign the release. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7181 Wait until they see a real rat with wings 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7182 You flew the coop. I'm flying the co-op. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7183 What ... you thought they were talking about you? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7184 I've always heard people refer to you guys as "rats with wings", I'm hoping I turn into a pigeon by clicking my heels as I plummet to the ground! A guy can dream after all! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7185 What's all this crap about flying? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7186 Gotham needs me. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7187 You tell Commissioner Gordon that Bruce is on vacation. I'll take care of that joker down there. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7188 It's the new self-flying technology. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7189 They really think that’s good luck? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7190 I lived a while in Dean Potter's apartment. 1.0800 0.05599 50 48 0 2
7191 Rat”, I said. “Not Bat. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7192 If you help me do this, I'll get you on the endangered species list too. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7193 You must be been bats to try this. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7194 I’m sick of being called a “pigeon with paws.” 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7195 I guess Uber went back to the basics for its test drivers 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7196 So that's what my second cousin twice removed looks like! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7197 You're charged with murder now - he pasta way. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7198 People love to see Batman, so shouldn't they also love to see Ratman? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7199 And I'll be the rodent idol--birdmouse! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7200 I don't think you should take the approbtion, "rat with wings" literally. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7201 You're not the only flying rat in town! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7202 I dare you to take the leap. If you do, the fake media will ignore you. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7203 I'm clearly Batman which makes you Robin. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7204 How much thyme will you have to serve? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7205 I’m sorry Pierre, but your Jailhouse Yelp reviews are rating only 2 out of 5 Shanks. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7206 It's okay honey, I heard the judge say, "Your goose is cooked." 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7207 Yes, Blue Apron came between us, but attempted murder Jacque? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7208 I told you to stay out of the kitchen. Now you have to take the heat. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7209 I told you to preheat the pan. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7210 I told you not to call it "Killer Mousse". 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7211 hope it comes with a drink. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7212 Bad news, the lawyer says you can be compelled to reveal the 11 herbs and spices. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7213 Thankfully modern gargoyles can opt for NY cheddar-based salaries 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7214 I can almost see it now ... "Rat Man, the Movie! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7215 I'll show them a rat with wings! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7216 No offense, but this is how that guy in Washington Square described you. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7217 This changes my perspective on walk-ups. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7218 Give it up. They're just not going to let you drive that bus. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7219 Look out Kitty Hawk! Here come the Rat Brothers. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7220 I do not care! Your name is ROBIN! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7221 We didn't realize you literally meant the chocolate mousse recipe was to die for 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7222 Look buddy if you’re down in the gutter all you have to do is talk to me. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7223 Now watch an Now, watch and learn... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7224 Just call me “Lucky Lindy” Wheeeee 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7225 I've given up on fighting. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7226 There's a new flying rat in town! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7227 I lost out to Nathan Lane again 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7228 "Test your wings by flying UP!" What birdbrain came up with that advice? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7229 It's time we rats terrorize from new heights. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7230 How hard this shit could be !!! We both are rats.... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7231 We need a new home to procreate. Too much construction and no privacy. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7232 Congestion pricing is the mother of invention, my friend. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7233 Don't underestimate the importance of pooping in higher places. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7234 No, pigs have't flown yet... 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7235 I thought my agent was kidding too, but I can't blame the studio for trying to seem in on the joke after Ben Affleck. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7236 Go ahead Remnick. You can fly you; you dumb bastard. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7237 Sorry, no time for chatter! They call me Little BatRat. My dad, Big Bruce, and I've gotta swoop down on the Rodent Joker gang before they break into our den! 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7238 it was on my bucket list: pooping on monuments. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7239 It's worth a try. 8 million New Yorkers can't be wrong. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7240 Hitler's attempt at flying. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7241 I just may not look like a pig. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7242 Batman and Robin [1939] 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7243 I'm Bat-Rat. Come Pigeon to the batcave. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7244 What's our vector, vector? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7245 Wow! Honey, I have shrunk batman. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7246 Why Why Why 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7247 Don’t worry! If I don’t make it, my insurance will cover you 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7248 I warned you about putting paté on your menu. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7249 NO SHARON!! I’m tired of bats getting the credit for all of our hard work!! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7250 I’m not reinforcing stereotypes. They jeered me at the Sorbonne! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7251 I'm an INVENTOR, not a problem solver. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7252 They're having a family reunion at that empty warehouse on 3rd avenue and the streets are too dangerous to travel. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7253 We're breaking into a new territory. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
7254 coo-roo-c’too, I wanna be like you coo roo-c’too 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7255 It's official, now we are the same. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7256 That's all I have to say about the modern world, it's having an identity crisis. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7257 Are you sure there are worms in that tree? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7258 Your lawyer said they are charging you with stealing all the dough! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7259 How many flaps per minute? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7260 in real life I'm a bat 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7261 Because I'm Ratman 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7262 Same thing! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7263 No, Ethel, of course I don't expect to soar, but I'm tired of you appropriating insults that clearly belong to me. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7264 When in Gotham do as the... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7265 No one would consider the real me a hero. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7266 Hey Icarus! Even rats can fly. Nothing melts pigeon poop. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7267 Geez, I sure hope you're right - I always thought I was a rat, not a bat.... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7268 I'm tired of being a lower-class nuisance! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7269 Go fuck yourself. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7270 What? You've never seen a carrier bat? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7271 Rat Man didn’t fly. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7272 What? You’ve never seen a rat with two slices of pizza strapped to his arms? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7273 I may not be Rocky, but you're certainly no Bullwinkle. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7274 Pigeon. Pigeon. Why do I have this nagging feeling . . . 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7275 It didn't work out well for my brother Orville Rat, but these are new and improved 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7276 I'm auditioning for "Stardust Memories", the musical. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7277 Yes I've been good, but I don't want to wait for my next life! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7278 I truly love this woman!! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7279 Who you calling pigeonhole? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7280 I thought my agent was kidding too, but I guess the studio is desperate to appear in on the joke after Ben Affleck. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7281 Why can't there be more than one type of sky rat? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7282 You're sure this will work? I'm, frankly, scared to death. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7283 ...of Mice and Men 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7284 ... So easy, even a pigeon can do it. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7285 You're cooing just to rattle me! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7286 Remy can cook. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7287 Hrmph! You're not the only rats of the sky. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7288 Rats with wings. Rats with wings. Rats with wings. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7289 - “What do you think Alfred?” - “You can’t unfry an egg Master Batatouille...” 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7290 They all called me crazy but I still did a better job than George Clooney. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7291 I think I've created my own hell. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7292 I'll show Woody Allen the real thing! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7293 I'll show them what a real sky rat looks like! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7294 So how long have you being doing parkour? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7295 "You're just a dumb pigeon. Anything you can do, I can do better. Just watch me," said the trumpian rat. O.K., I'll just stay here and watch," said the grinning pigeon. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7296 Suit still at the cleaners? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7297 My friends call me Wilbur Wright, brother. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7298 When someone's trying to teach you something they don't know. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7299 Just so we're clear: 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7300 No no no no, you got to it first and a bet’s a bet. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7301 I'm taking back the term Flying Rat 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7302 I'm so georgeus that that there is a six month waiting list for me to suddenly appear 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7303 Well, they say that pigeons are flying rats, so I got this great idea... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7304 I like to think of myself as a rapture, rather than a pigeon without wings! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7305 Are you sure this is what Vinnie means by 'learning the pigeon drop' ? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7306 Really didn’t think you could drag that slice, but a bet’s a bet. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
7307 I’m sure it will work. My mother always called me a real brat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7308 If bats can fly so can I! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7309 We'll see who's the aerial rat now, buddy. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7310 I told you not to use that secret recipe. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7311 Due to the fire on the 50th floor, I have no other option 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7312 A bet's a bet - you aced it with the pizza slice. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7313 I have been waiting for months for my bat-man to fly me to the moon! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7314 Everybody's gotta start somewhere. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7315 Do poop pelts stick to clothes, or are you planning to shoot pellets at their eyes? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7316 I got into a jar of old quaaludes. They are right when they say you and I are not so different. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7317 Hey, Fred, look at me now, I'm your twin! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7318 Maybe I should stop referring to myself in third person... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
7319 I know your reputation in this town and you’re a phony. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7320 I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... Ratman! 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7321 The pigs missed their turn. OR Pigs get too much credit. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
7322 Before I jump I want to thank my mother and father and Hollywood. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7323 They call me the Crawling Pidgeon! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7324 I want to soar as a roof rat, not crawl in a sewer. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7325 I'm SuperRat! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7326 "Just" flying squirrels, they said. Well, let's show 'em, k? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7327 This city is done with me? No! I’m done with this city. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7328 Wait there, I’m coming! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7329 I'm a bat-man, not a bat-mouse! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7330 Yeah, poser, I'm talkin' O.G.! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7331 I promise you this will be more viral than the pizza rat. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7332 Now who's a sky rat? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7333 They call you guys flying rats, so I thought I'd try. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7334 I don’t want life to pass me by... I may not have 3 million years. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7335 We all float up here 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7336 I'm the king of the world! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7337 Burj Khalifa, here I come! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7338 I patrol these streets for forty years, but that rich playboy shows up for one week and he gets all the fame! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7339 You’ve heard of Batman v Superman? Now it’s Robin’s turn. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7340 I’m flipping the binary but I wouldn’t be here without you. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7341 I'm reclaiming the moniker "Rats with Wings"! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7342 Wow! A winged rat... looks like I'll have a boost in public opinion coming my way. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7343 Yeah, that Mueller guy's making it too hot for us in the Tower - we're flying under the radar back across the pond. You and the other stoolies quitting the nest anytime soon? 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7344 A flying rat! Hey we'll get a bad name. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7345 The American Ornithologists' Union is on strike. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7346 This isn't even my final form. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7347 I know you're a pigeon but, I'm going to call you, Robin. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7348 I ‘ll show them... flying Rat my tail! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7349 It's a tweet thing... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7350 It's my way or the sky way 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7351 Ted really it’s okay! I’m sorry I said anything. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7352 Now you think I’m the pigeon? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7353 Melt? No, they melt in your mouth. Not in your hands. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7354 No, for behold, I am The-Rat-with-Wings! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7355 That's what they say! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7356 I know it sounds counterintuitive to migrate to Canada 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7357 This is the "Flying Rat, Landing Flat Method"?! Don't I need a pilot's license first?! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7358 Doug...it’s Batman not Ratman. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7359 "Flying Rodents." Now I can wear that costume, but you can't. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7360 I've seen attack mice on fire off the shoulder of O'Reilly's bar, Hotdogs glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gutter... 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7361 Behold The Genuine Flying Rat! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7362 Sydney or the bush! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7363 Listen, even Superman had to start from somewhere. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7364 I'm Batman. You're not Robin. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7365 Just what do you intend to prove? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7366 You can’t fly, Marty.” “But... Facebook has me labeled as a feral pigeon?! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7367 Theater props have been de-regulated, so I’m on my own to determine if these bat-rat wings are functional. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7368 I will soon accomplish the same feats as my bat brethren. I have no time to test my echolocation, but it's probably already in my mammal genes. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7369 Stay back. I’m about to show them what a real rat with wings loooks like. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7370 I'm tired of you getting all the credit. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7371 This is not exactly a cake walk. Is it? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7372 "They're rats with wings" is from "Stardust Memories" not "Manhattan," Lenny. Check the Pigeon Movie Database. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7373 Hmm . . . I don’t see the resemblance 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7374 I'm sacrificing myself for rat-kind. If a plane can blow-up the World Trade Center, I should be able to blow-up that Ray's Pizza and feed every rat in town. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7375 Some roar, I fly. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7376 You're sure they said, "Sky rats" right? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7377 “I’m calling myself Batman. You can be my sidekick...Pigeon.”S 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7378 What idiot talked me into doing this? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7379 Seriously Rupert, I didn't marry you for the wings. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7380 No sprinklers! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7381 I'll show 'em who's the real flying rat! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7382 I'll show 'em what a real flying rat can do. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7383 Adopted, schmopted! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7384 I asked the agency to send my a robin! Whada I gotta do to get some respect around here? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7385 If the Donald can act like he's Bruce Wayne ... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7386 What do you mean the name's already been taken? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7387 OMG! They're right! I suddenly have an urge to fly over to 42nd and Lex and crap on the Chrysler Building! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7388 Don’t call me shirley 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7389 Where, oh where, is a robin up here? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7390 Some folks just don’t have it. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7391 i’ll Show them! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7392 I've long wanted to try your high-flying downtown lifestyle. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7393 Batman and Pigeon 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7394 What? Plane tickets are expensive this time of year. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7395 You do you man. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7396 ‘Rats! How do I feel? Between unFLAPpable and FLAPpable, of course!’ 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7397 I'll show you how a real Ratbird does it! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7398 Fool.....you really think that will work? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7399 I'll show them honkeys "feathered rat", bro. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7400 Don't act so superior — I've seen you shaving your tail. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7401 Oh Fledermaus, O Fledermaus, Release your victim finally ... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7402 The owner just insured the building for $1 Bn! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7403 I'll show them who the real rat of the sky is. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7404 Stand back....I'm taking no prisoners! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7405 I'm Batrat and I incite grime. But don't poo in my wick. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7406 If I'm playing the bat, then you're the dog? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7407 I'll show you a primo flying rodent! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7408 Just fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7409 Look at those teeming masses! I'm so sick of 'em I've pecked my last breadcrumb. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7410 Dude it's Batman. B.A.T. man....... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7411 You are an inspiration Rodney. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7412 If this works, you can change your name to Robin. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7413 Da da da da Ratman. Ok Robin, to the Ratmobile! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7414 I beat Bobby Flay. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7415 If I can pull this off, they will see the real flying rat. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7416 Get ready to see what a rat with wings is really made of! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7417 Googled 'Die Fledermaus,' ordered wings from Amazon, and what the hell, Yolo. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7418 I warned you that ketchup on a steak was a felony offense in France. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7419 I told you dressing up to cook the books was a dead give away 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7420 Turns out I was the catch of the week. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7421 They haven't told you? You're in jail. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7422 You just can't keep your hands off other people's dough. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7423 I'm going to find out who spilled the beans on you. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7424 I'm going to show you, flying just isn't for the birds. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7425 With these babies, I predict a glide ratio of 5 to 1! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7426 I am Rat Man, the sworn enemy of Cat Man. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7427 Good for you, I always wanted to be Wonder Pigeon. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7428 When politics can’t save children. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7429 I promise you: Pizza Rat 2.0 will create quite the flap. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7430 I AM GOING TO ADVISE EPA TO IMPROVE ENVIRONMENT. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7431 Well, well, we’ll, let’s just admit your total failure in DNA manipulation. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7432 I saw some drawings in the Museum. I I have been waiting a long time for this! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7433 There's gotta be an easier way to find cheese in the big city. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7434 Now, finally, the humans will like me! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7435 The rat said, "I believe I can fly" 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7436 Come on my partner Pigeon, we must stop Mouse al Ghul from poisoning the water supply. Rat-Man, away! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7437 Are you sure this will cure my acrophobia? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7438 It should work for me. It worked for my cousin Bruce. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7439 How a pigeon earns his feathers 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7440 Iron Man sucks! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7441 I think “Lord of the Wings” is a little over the top. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7442 You never will find cheese flying above New York. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7443 I'm gonna be the only 'rat with wings' in this town from now on! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7444 Pigeon: "Hmmm there seems to be a bit of an updraft" RatMan: "Are you silly? I'm still gonna send it" 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7445 Mother says she’s fine, but dad says he’s pressing charges this time. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7446 You thought you were the only flying rat? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7447 I'lll show them you're not the only flying rat in town. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7448 Bad news. The souffle failed. Oh! So did your appeal. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7449 Looks like somebody crossed the thin Cordon Bleu line. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7450 Did somebody say your teeth are too far apart again? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7451 I'll dive bomb the next person who says pigeons are rats with wings 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7452 Now all we need is a stone. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7453 Will the real rat-with-wings please fly off. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7454 Let's get this party going! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7455 I'm not sad you're leaving. I'm sad you're not staying. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7456 First you show me yours. Then, we'll try the flying thing. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7457 At least I'll get there on time. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7458 You people are talking "flying rats." I'll show you "flying rats." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7459 I will show this city the true meaning of 'a rat with wings', my friend. FEAR RATMAN!! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7460 Batter up! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7461 I'm telling you your reputation precedes me! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7462 You’re the flying rat! I’m trying to make it to Cats. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7463 Well, when do you think I'll be ready, if not now? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7464 "Yes." I've heard the expression pigeon hole but not rat hole'" "How could a rat make a hole"? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7465 City of Gotham, it is I! Rat-man! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7466 You like me, you really like me. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7467 Which building did you want me to hit next? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7468 That's an easy one from here. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7469 Perhaps I'll meet up with those vultures that are circling overhead. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7470 I’ll show you a flying rat! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7471 All the lab bats were at Starbucks this morning. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7472 They used to say a rat couldn't reach the highest heights. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7473 That's right,,Rat Man. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7474 Subway rat pizza? You ain't seen nothing, sweetheart! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7475 I am doin' it so I can get a better view of the buffet. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7476 Watch me, flying is not that hard 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7477 We're finally ready to take over the city. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7478 Think, if I succeed, they'll need a whole new nickname for you! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7479 Everyone always says "Ick, a rat" and I finally understood what they were talking about. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7480 What. I'm disrupting the "flying rat" market, of course. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7481 I can feel it in my bat-related bones that rodents are meant to fly! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7482 I guess I’m taking the concept of ‘rats with wings’ one step further. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7483 You see, you're still not a pigeon! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7484 I don't see any cops...Go for it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7485 Now I fly South. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7486 Yeah, the subway is just too crowded these days. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7487 I'll be back as soon as I have an answer from your dad. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7488 Jack, from a bird you only have a brain. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7489 R. Kelly inspired me. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7490 I know Batman's got Robin, that doesn't mean Batrat's gonna let Pigeon be his sidekick....! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
7491 I rue the day they let mammals fly. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7492 I am the Bat Rat. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7493 Turn off all the lights and put on your headphones 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7494 You smell like shit. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7495 First, wings. Then I'll grow a beak! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7496 Maybe now I'll get a little respect. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7497 We can pretend you are a robin. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7498 Hold my beer and watch this! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7499 For the big break, we'll use the S car. Have you seen that S car go? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7500 I said baker hat, not Baker Act. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7501 Hey Larry. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7502 Look man, I figure if those crazy bats can bring it off, why not me? And besides, do you appreciate the hell I went through to get up here? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7503 No No, 'All I need is One Good Break' was Kander and Ebb. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7504 Please always remember, it wasn’t my intent to drive you into extinction. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
7505 And now I shall be rat of land *and* sky! Perhaps now is the time to consider a career change Pige. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7506 The flying rat was amused. His buddy Icarus (aka the Bat Rat) was about to get burned. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7507 You haven’t seen a slice of pizza until you’ve seen its shadow from the sky. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7508 Don't forget to say cheese on your way down. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7509 For good or for ill, air mastery is today the supreme expression of military power and fleets and armies, however vital and important, must accept a subordinate rank. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7510 I'll call the pigeon department. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7511 Gotham City, prepare to meet Ratman. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7512 I keep hearing about these Flying Rats so .... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7513 I hear the scraps are fabulous at The Skylark. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7514 Be proud to be a mouse and don't try to be what you are not 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7515 The golden escalator was broken, do you think people will get that I’m running? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7516 I sure hope your theory holds up, pigeon shrugs... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7517 And now: to slip the surly bonds of earth, put out my hand, and touch the face of Mickey Mouse. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7518 I've heard of penis envy but not pigeon envy - you're nuts. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7519 My name is Dove! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7520 I like those odds! 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7521 One small flap for pigeonkind; one giant flap for birdkind. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7522 My Mammy is an Old Bat! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7523 Look at me, I look like a pigeon with a tail! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7524 Here goes---Ratman soars! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7525 Watch me fly high freebird, yeah. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7526 So where do you keep the baby pigeons? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7527 don.t you just love the soaring.hoveringand the fluttering 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7528 The Ugly Duckling found out he was a swan. At best, I'll find out I'm either a cockamamie pigeon or a rat--a dead one. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7529 I'm flying bare-headed. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7530 I'll show you, it's no big deal. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7531 IT MIGHT JUST WORK-WHO KNOWS 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7532 And the Academy Award for best costume design goes to... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7533 I’m gonna make you pidgeons eat your words 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7534 I've always felt more like a bat than a rat. I wanted to hang up-side-down, and I never did like cheese. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7535 I follow da Vinci code 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7536 You don't have to change who you are for us to work. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7537 Behold. Righteous Roof Rat gliding down to feast on the spoils of our fair city. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7538 House-Ton do you read me? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7539 From now on, Rats fly from sinking ships! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7540 We have not found Amelia's plane yet. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7541 daVinci Codex, pg. IVDV...! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7542 Can’t let that bastard pizza rat out do me 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7543 I’ll believe that when rats would fly 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7544 The only way this will work is for you to fold your wings in close to your body. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7545 LIVING THE LEGEND!! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7546 Look out.... here come's Ratman v. Pizza Rat! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7547 But you're already a rat. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7548 You are so competitive! Just because they call me a flying rat... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7549 The superhero 'Ratman' is going to be a flop. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7550 I’m mad as hell and I’m going to take this anymore! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7551 I’m ready to play some fecal HORSE. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7552 Sewers smell bad. They smell of rats. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7553 It's time for the bubonic plague to take flight once more! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7554 I'm going to eat up the sky like I eat up a slice on the stairs of the Canal Street subway station. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7555 impeach obama 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7556 - let me be your robin - you're a pigeon, get lost 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7557 Can you point me in the direction of Kitty Hawk? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7558 Discussing flying too close to the sun, Icarus states:"Naah—melting is only a cheese problem!" 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7559 I wonder if the guys from journey are still believen’. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7560 "Off I go, into the smoggy gray yonder". 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7561 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7562 Show me a human without the suit, I'll show you a bat without wings. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7563 Okay Richard let's fly south ... I wanna go to that thing you call a county fair 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7564 Ratman and Pigeon the Bird Wonder seems to be lacking a certain penache. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7565 Woah. Christ has risen, dude. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7566 I think it's best you stick to pizza 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7567 The greatest tragedy of them all is never to feel the burning light. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7568 I'll let you keep the breadcrumbs, but I'm taking back my title. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7569 Catman was busy tonight. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7570 Like I said just trust me ok? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7571 Who gave that signal? I smell a Rat, man. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7572 You may think I’m batty, but trust me, this will work! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7573 Batman meets Robin 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7574 Are you sure about the popcorn? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7575 The file is inside. The indifferently prepared carrot cake with over sweet cream cheese icing will just have to do, you idiot. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7576 Looks like I'm not the only one drawing a blank. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7577 Well Harold, you must improvise. Use your bunkmate’s shank to julienne the carrots next time. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7578 Still sharp. Bleed the pipes a little. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7579 Your goose is cooked. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7580 But it was in the national news, ... he takes two scoops. 1.0465 0.04651 43 42 0 1
7581 You've been sentenced to courses served. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7582 Sky rat, my ass. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7583 I want to go down in history as the first Flying Rat. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7584 Squirrel-suit, my ass! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7585 This reminds me of the time on Full House when Uncle Jesse road his motorcycle on the building. Was their house supposed to be one of the Painted Ladies or were they just at a picnic in Alamo Square Park? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7586 I'll bet flying is really easy, huh! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7587 I’m clausrtophobic. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7588 It's not fair to call you what I'm attempting here! 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
7589 I'm practicing for the N.Y.C. rat race. Do you think I'll rock dove? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7590 im tired of getting shit on 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7591 People hold up the food so I’m going to swoop down on my dinner. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7592 You need to find a new hobby ratbat 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
7593 Compare this. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7594 Well, you are what you eat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7595 If your Grandma gets the cataract surgery, I'll loose them. Otherwise, I choose the path of least resistance. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7596 It's just an expression. Those don't make you one of us. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7597 Ever since I saw Wicked I've had this dream that I was a Flying Monkey... I think about it every night and day. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7598 We shall soar together and prove to your parents we are the same-winged scavengers! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7599 Apparen 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7600 Hey. Thanks for not uhhhhhh.... tellin' my mom on me. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7601 Thinks she's smart? Huh! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7602 I can fly better'n you - looks ain't everything. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7603 This Disney/DC Comics crossover attempt won’t fly. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7604 Ratty, I wish I had your "No Fear of Flight"... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7605 Coo to you too ! Who ya gonna call but raptor rats ? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7606 It’s about time the saying’s changed.. “Look; up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane..it’s Ratman!” 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7607 Are you sure about this? I've just never heard the expression before. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7608 All caped crusaders get insurance first. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7609 I think I can do this! So could you fly me over? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7610 Really, I've got the name for it. And this looks like a job for Bat-Rat! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7611 3... 2... 1... Cowabunga! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7612 pizza rat is by second cousin 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7613 Rat-signal ... ON GREEN CHEESE!! 'til next time, Penguin. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7614 if I'm lucky this shit won't break my fall 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7615 I would die for a taste of your cooking? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7616 How many times must I tell you...you’re a rat not a bat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7617 Marty, don’t do it. There are no tariffs on flying. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7618 Just saw the movie BIRDMAN. Hope this works! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7619 Here goes. Either this rat will fly like a bat, or he's gonna go splat! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7620 Chéri, Michel was just picked up for stealing your recipe for croissants volés that you stole from Jean-Pierre. Remember--here you will still be le Maître Chef! 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
7621 Wait! I’m supposed to be the flying rat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7622 You look like a stool pigeon. Whatever happened to my missing attic? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7623 Are you sure don't want to wait a couple of hours? Flesh looks less lame during night time 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7624 This is why rats should never date pigeons 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7625 Don't try to pigeonhole me. I, and only I, can create flight. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7626 You have been watching too much television! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7627 Im sorry, Pierre. The chicken was organic, but the worms weren't. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7628 Two rats. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
7629 That souffle was a crime! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7630 And now the real sky rat rises! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7631 Here comes ratman to the rescue! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7632 I'm not a chicken. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7633 When rats fly 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
7634 You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the vermin. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7635 You gotta try, don’t You? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7636 Behold! Bubonic Planes. Ryanair's days are numbered 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
7637 I'm Ratnam, here to save Gotham City. Yes, me too!!! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7638 Poor thing doesn’t know we’re actually MICE with wings. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7639 I have to do it. Ratman just doesn't have the same impact. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7640 And they call you a rat with wings! I’ll show you a rat with wings! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7641 'Pigeon don't shit me that this wont work' 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7642 Mighty Rat, take it away! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7643 I'm just waiting for the pizza and camera guy. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7644 Bombs away! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7645 Twitter twitter land here! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7646 I’ll show them a Sky Rat they won’t soon forget. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7647 Name's Cuckoo, got my on on that nest over there. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7648 I want to be the bird of the rat world. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7649 For the last time, I'm Ratman, you're Roofrat! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7650 You stay put, Robin. Gargoyles are no clucking matter! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7651 Place the jump pad here. Back bling doesn't work you noob. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7652 Don't laugh. Elfaba did it with monkeys. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7653 Some pig... 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7654 That old lady from Crown Heights won’t be able to tell the difference 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7655 lol fine, get some chad to suck your clit then you dumb fucking slut 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7656 I think I'll be fine there is no sun today! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7657 It'll work, we mice are just bats without wings. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7658 Why does he get all the glory? His name doesn't even rhyme. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7659 Manhattan is such a rat race! Time to go up in the world! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7660 Do you have a ruler? I should see some curvature at 300 tails. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7661 Well actually, you bird brain, most sayings involving my species have a basis in reality. Now help me tighten my wings -- I need to get away from that CREEP Donald Segretti. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7662 Sorry. These don't have a copyright. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7663 You're saying these don't work? Rats. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7664 So I am entering for the context due April 1, with the Chef in jail. Mueller indetified you as the "target" based on Baluga caviar at the last state dinner? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7665 Be like Trump and just wing it. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7666 How else can you soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by soggy pizza crusts? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7667 Alfred, do you think this costume is plausible? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7668 It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman... It's a mousebird! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7669 The bird is going to teach the rat how to fly but the rat doesn't really want to. So the bird is convincing the rat to not be scared. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7670 Who made the claim that rats are meant for the sewers? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7671 Well I guess it worked for Abbas ibn Firnas 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7672 I need to get back to the cave...this fresh air is getting into my lungs. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7673 ...it improves my perspective of the race. It's still futile but somehow looks peaceful. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7674 Twin sons of different mothers 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7675 Mickey Wayne is not bad at all 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7676 This will be a great promotion for my penis enlargement pills. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7677 Who’d have thought there’d ever be a rat with wings? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7678 This pops wending my way through another mundane mouse maze. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7679 Move Robin, I’m finding my light. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7680 I'm thinking there's more cachet in "flying vermin" 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7681 "Cheese it, the Pied Piper's coming". 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7682 Do you know what rhymes with rat? 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7683 No joke...I've got a higher batting average than you! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7684 Now as your supervisor... 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7685 Here's proof: birds of a feather cannot fly together! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7686 Shhhh... I'm working undercover for the FBI (Federal Bat Institute.) 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7687 This’ll make ‘em forget pizza rat! 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7688 Watch out for planes flying into buildings. 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
7689 Neither of us is liked so let's go out in a liked way. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7690 Think like a bird with confidence that I can fly! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7691 They don't call me Rat of the Sky for nothin' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7692 Do not try flying without a flight attendant 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7693 The boys tell me your life style is really efficient so I'm trying a few different things 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7694 I get that the message reads ‘This is the logical conclusion of you being overly pedantic,’ so snail mail would be even less logical, but still... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7695 What you do? "Coo & poo" my trusty sidekick! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7696 Shut up! You can take off as soon as I land this one. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7697 I'm sorry... What did you do to earn the nickname? That's what I thought... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7698 You're sure that's an orange? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7699 You’re a meth cook, not a meth chef. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
7700 So sure enough, far away, far away did I roam. And what'd I get? I got the dang wings of a bat! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7701 Jealous of my wings much? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7702 Pigeons drive me bats! Flying rats! Flying rats! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7703 You'll thank me later. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
7704 4/2 I said Cook Cook not Crook, I told you to get your HEARING CHECKED! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7705 And they thought stink bugs were bad... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7706 Just jump already! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7707 What a pickle this is. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7708 Psst, pass it along! Diurnal Bats, the killer woke blue ocean IPO. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7709 don't wear thrasher unless u know who this is. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7710 If this works, their new nickname for yous guys gonna' be 'Vinny DiCenzo.' 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7711 It’s been a long three months, but now I can finally get our ball back! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7712 And if this doesn't work out, you may have my collection of Successories posters. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7713 I'm going for my views and re-posts than Pizza Rat. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7714 I don’t know, Frank... are you sure about this will work? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7715 Please listen. You jump ship, not the House. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7716 Are you sure? It is not like I have seen you try this. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7717 So...you ever been with the real deal? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
7718 I didn’t mind paying extra because your ad says I’ll “come to a complete understanding in no time.” 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7719 I identify as a pigeon just to use your bathroom up here. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7720 So that's why they call me a "flying rat!" 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
7721 Do I really have to do this on our first date? 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
7722 That’s it, Craig. I’m tired of you getting all of the credit. If you can be a rat with wings, then so can I! 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
7723 Thanks for the camouflage! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
7724 R-A-T? My birth certificate says B-A-T! 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
7725 I see a hawk—run for it! 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
7726 If this idea doesn't fly, I hope to be reincarnated as a bat. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
7727 Today, New York! Tomorrow, The World! 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
7728 Don’t be offensive; WE can call ourselves Flying Rats, but YOU can’t use that name. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
7729 try to look natural! 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
7730 That's not what I meant when I said we could be spirit animals. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
7731 It's all about the breadcrumbs sweetheart! 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7732 Time is money. Can't wait for you to teach me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7733 False equivalence. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
7734 I'll race you to the bottom! 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
7735 flying rat? i don't think so, I'm a rat that can fly. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
7736 It's time for a evolution 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7737 They say a rat is a pigeon without wings. Why is that a bad thing? 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7738 I know I remind you of your ex-batfriend Cuthbert but this really isn't going to work! 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7739 Do You think A Rat With Wings will land me an agent? 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7740 All I need now is a theme song. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7741 I’m telling you. They’re faux feathers 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
7742 Maybe now I'll get the kind of respect you've earned in this city. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
7743 Let's be honest with ourselves; we always knew this wasn't going to work out. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
7744 Preposterous. We'll have to discuss the terms of our agreement again. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
7745 You've heard of Bat Man. Well, I am the Bird Rat. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
7746 The whole flying rats thing was just a gimmick. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
7747 Well, the Germans say I can fly! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
7748 Tell me what floor you want to get off on. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
7749 If this doesn't work then pigs will fly! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
7750 If we are going to be so literal with this 'flying rats' thing I know plenty of lawyers I'm itching to strap those wings to ........ 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
7751 One more here and then I'll teach you subway pizza. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
7752 Batrat and Pigeon prepare their descent upon the stray cats of Gotham City. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
7753 How would YOU like if I came into your sewer wearing prosthetic hantavirus? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7754 There's more to this game than just the wings. Le'me show you. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
7755 Don't worry Frank, they'll never call you a flying rat again. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7756 Hey, they say technology is the 'great equalizer', so.... 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
7757 We really need a predator. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7758 Ratatuwheeeee 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7759 You were right. Everything is a bread crumb from here. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
7760 Do you think if I beat these things real fast, people will throw me bread crumbs? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
7761 How do you think Batman started! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7762 If Ben Affleck quit his Batman role then it is my time to be the new Batman. My cameo at the end of Scorsese's The Departed is proof of my talent. And I don't have tattoos. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7763 I must be batty! 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7764 On my worst day, I'm more of a bat than you are a robin. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7765 Eying a batlash. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
7766 Beats the subway. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
7767 I'm the true sky rat, not you! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
7768 No, I’m Orville Rat. You’ll never see Wilbur up here, he’s afraid of heights. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
7769 One small step for a rat. One giant pigeon-toed leap for ratkind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0