Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
'Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding.' |
1.9792 |
0.01190 |
4762 |
1657 |
1547 |
1558 |
1 |
You can keep calling it "flambé," but out here it's felony arson. |
1.9462 |
0.01033 |
6026 |
2107 |
2136 |
1783 |
2 |
They're asking if you prefer gas or electric... |
1.9325 |
0.01064 |
6045 |
2284 |
1885 |
1876 |
3 |
Beat until stiff meant the eggs. |
1.9290 |
0.01012 |
6328 |
2290 |
2197 |
1841 |
4 |
The good news is they're letting you prepare your last meal. |
1.9009 |
0.01134 |
4915 |
1820 |
1762 |
1333 |
5 |
Cooking meth doesn't make you a chef, Steve. |
1.8947 |
0.01083 |
5669 |
2215 |
1836 |
1618 |
6 |
For heaven's sake give them the recipe! |
1.8828 |
0.01113 |
5188 |
2005 |
1786 |
1397 |
7 |
On the bright side, he'll never give you a bad review again. |
1.8809 |
0.01011 |
6170 |
2358 |
2189 |
1623 |
8 |
Prepare to serve ten to twenty. |
1.8783 |
0.01013 |
6047 |
2287 |
2209 |
1551 |
9 |
On the bright side, your "Death by Chocolate" exceeded expectations. |
1.8724 |
0.01085 |
5472 |
2156 |
1858 |
1458 |
10 |
When you said you were going to grill the witness I had no idea. |
1.8714 |
0.01040 |
5988 |
2374 |
2010 |
1604 |
11 |
As White House chef, you must have been expecting this. |
1.8674 |
0.01050 |
6148 |
2546 |
1871 |
1731 |
12 |
Good news. I found an attorney specializing in torte law. |
1.8511 |
0.01019 |
5964 |
2355 |
2142 |
1467 |
13 |
As the White House Chef, half the world is hailing you as a hero for at least attempting it. |
1.8491 |
0.01075 |
6042 |
2632 |
1690 |
1720 |
14 |
No. I told you “poisson.” |
1.8483 |
0.01132 |
4918 |
1979 |
1706 |
1233 |
15 |
Evidently, the jury found it hard to swallow, too. |
1.8469 |
0.00978 |
6095 |
2313 |
2402 |
1380 |
16 |
No one cares that the knife came out clean. |
1.8411 |
0.01036 |
5904 |
2412 |
2018 |
1474 |
17 |
It doesn't look good. The butcher and the candlestick maker both took a plea. |
1.8314 |
0.01052 |
5648 |
2322 |
1956 |
1370 |
18 |
You didn’t find it suspicious that they were selling oregano by the ounce? |
1.8250 |
0.01056 |
5361 |
2154 |
1991 |
1216 |
19 |
They're making you out to be some kind of a butcher. |
1.8246 |
0.01012 |
5786 |
2310 |
2181 |
1295 |
20 |
I guess the Times' restaurant critic has more clout than we realized. |
1.8183 |
0.01068 |
5398 |
2242 |
1895 |
1261 |
21 |
We're rebranding. "Killer Chef" is out. "Serving Thyme" is in. |
1.8179 |
0.01352 |
3251 |
1316 |
1211 |
724 |
22 |
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that little tart! |
1.8178 |
0.01126 |
4869 |
2027 |
1702 |
1140 |
23 |
So who's the chef at Mar-a-lago now? |
1.8111 |
0.01103 |
5468 |
2434 |
1633 |
1401 |
24 |
On the positive side, you're the reason the prison cafeteria now has a Michelin rating. |
1.8067 |
0.01025 |
5489 |
2214 |
2122 |
1153 |
25 |
For 30 years at home you never cooked. After two weeks in prison you're the chef? |
1.8065 |
0.01127 |
4956 |
2131 |
1653 |
1172 |
26 |
Everyone else got 12 years, for some reason you got 13. |
1.7965 |
0.01123 |
5209 |
2347 |
1575 |
1287 |
27 |
You and I both know salt is the real killer. |
1.7960 |
0.01072 |
5368 |
2315 |
1833 |
1220 |
28 |
Honey, just tell them where you stashed the dough. |
1.7822 |
0.01389 |
2961 |
1238 |
1130 |
593 |
29 |
When someone orders their steak well done, you have to learn to just let it go. |
1.7773 |
0.01385 |
3035 |
1297 |
1117 |
621 |
30 |
Oh honey, 'shank' means something very different on the inside. |
1.7719 |
0.01150 |
4406 |
1901 |
1609 |
896 |
31 |
See if you can join the gang Martha Stewart was in |
1.7715 |
0.01169 |
4332 |
1891 |
1540 |
901 |
32 |
Have you decided...gas or electric? |
1.7693 |
0.01170 |
4591 |
2095 |
1460 |
1036 |
33 |
Next time - just bake the gay wedding cake. |
1.7687 |
0.01179 |
4660 |
2173 |
1392 |
1095 |
34 |
I distinctly said poisson! |
1.7612 |
0.01174 |
4435 |
2011 |
1472 |
952 |
35 |
The good news is you get to prepare your last meal. |
1.7586 |
0.01202 |
4197 |
1901 |
1408 |
888 |
36 |
You're looking at 20 years, 15 if you use convection. |
1.7572 |
0.01244 |
3942 |
1797 |
1305 |
840 |
37 |
I couldn’t raise the dough. |
1.7552 |
0.01233 |
3970 |
1803 |
1336 |
831 |
38 |
He said to tell you not to worry. Not only will you be pardoned, but you're going to be the new head of the FDA. |
1.7483 |
0.01291 |
3925 |
1901 |
1111 |
913 |
39 |
Let me make this simple, Simon. I've met a pie man. |
1.7323 |
0.01249 |
3934 |
1874 |
1239 |
821 |
40 |
How much thyme? |
1.7291 |
0.01228 |
3847 |
1778 |
1333 |
736 |
41 |
I've found a good torte lawyer. |
1.7254 |
0.01110 |
4672 |
2163 |
1629 |
880 |
42 |
They wanted to give you the electric chair, but I told them you'd prefer gas. |
1.7249 |
0.01128 |
4663 |
2202 |
1542 |
919 |
43 |
Don't lecture me about using a cake mix. Do you want the damn file or not? |
1.7226 |
0.01326 |
3486 |
1686 |
1081 |
719 |
44 |
So how's the food? |
1.7180 |
0.01320 |
3454 |
1664 |
1100 |
690 |
45 |
The good news is they've reduced your sentence to 45 minutes; the bad news is it's at 325 degrees |
1.7115 |
0.01413 |
3109 |
1542 |
922 |
645 |
46 |
Death by Chocolate was clearly stated on the menu. The judge is going to dismiss the charges. |
1.7097 |
0.01658 |
2043 |
956 |
724 |
363 |
47 |
It's show about you and they're calling it "Baking Bad". |
1.7093 |
0.01462 |
2707 |
1291 |
912 |
504 |
48 |
Seriously....you cooked the books? |
1.6928 |
0.01831 |
1748 |
863 |
559 |
326 |
49 |
Remember when i said I’d kill for 3 Michelin stars? |
1.6896 |
0.01694 |
1962 |
951 |
669 |
342 |
50 |
You should have let him put ketchup on his steak. |
1.6872 |
0.01336 |
3203 |
1573 |
1059 |
571 |
51 |
eHarmony said that you were a responsible professional in a secure environment. |
1.6868 |
0.01511 |
2644 |
1341 |
790 |
513 |
52 |
What do you want me to do with the ah, meat in the garage freezer? |
1.6851 |
0.01316 |
3379 |
1688 |
1067 |
624 |
53 |
Organic, locally-sourced cocaine is still cocaine, dear. |
1.6847 |
0.01312 |
3435 |
1727 |
1064 |
644 |
54 |
I hope that tart was worth it. |
1.6759 |
0.01351 |
3249 |
1660 |
982 |
607 |
55 |
They say you'll be out in 20, but will have to cool for another 10. |
1.6668 |
0.01507 |
2386 |
1176 |
829 |
381 |
56 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker? They both have alibis. |
1.6664 |
0.01534 |
2296 |
1131 |
800 |
365 |
57 |
I told you it was a recipe for disaster. |
1.6661 |
0.01383 |
2914 |
1461 |
965 |
488 |
58 |
l told you not to take the White House chef job. |
1.6628 |
0.01615 |
2358 |
1256 |
641 |
461 |
59 |
It's about your goose. It's cooked. |
1.6573 |
0.01703 |
1967 |
1013 |
615 |
339 |
60 |
I warned you not to cook the books. |
1.6546 |
0.01376 |
2889 |
1461 |
965 |
463 |
61 |
Well you are in Cook County Jail. |
1.6543 |
0.01561 |
2337 |
1209 |
727 |
401 |
62 |
The good news is I've lost twenty pounds |
1.6525 |
0.01467 |
2472 |
1236 |
859 |
377 |
63 |
No Maurice. What you did to that soufflé was criminal. |
1.6429 |
0.01814 |
1686 |
876 |
536 |
274 |
64 |
I want to believe you, dear, but the victim was battered. |
1.6388 |
0.01601 |
2085 |
1069 |
700 |
316 |
65 |
No, I’m not your attorney. I’m Edith Mandlebaum and I’m here about my grandson’s bar mitzvah. |
1.6339 |
0.02268 |
1128 |
609 |
323 |
196 |
66 |
When the judge said you had to serve 8 to 10, he meant years not guests. |
1.6338 |
0.01543 |
2305 |
1209 |
731 |
365 |
67 |
I know I said I'd wait for you, but I got really hungry. |
1.6323 |
0.01520 |
2328 |
1211 |
762 |
355 |
68 |
We've renamed it "Four Guys". |
1.6289 |
0.02166 |
1183 |
629 |
364 |
190 |
69 |
How’s the food? |
1.6250 |
0.01518 |
2488 |
1354 |
713 |
421 |
70 |
Bad news. Forensics found traces of gluten. |
1.6245 |
0.01734 |
1819 |
967 |
568 |
284 |
71 |
I miss your buns. |
1.6227 |
0.01772 |
1773 |
954 |
534 |
285 |
72 |
I told you not to accept the White House Chef Position. |
1.6225 |
0.01588 |
2408 |
1357 |
603 |
448 |
73 |
Well, at least now you know the difference between price fixing and prix fixe. |
1.6221 |
0.01921 |
1466 |
778 |
464 |
224 |
74 |
LIMERICK: There once was a chef named Al Dente...Who had trouble paying the rente...So with each order to go, he started skimming some dough...And for embezzlement, to the prison he was sente. |
1.6217 |
0.01963 |
1438 |
773 |
436 |
229 |
75 |
So you’re saying the proof is in the pudding? |
1.6187 |
0.01551 |
2287 |
1231 |
697 |
359 |
76 |
Remember, the first thing you need to do is find the biggest guy in the place, and make him lasagna |
1.6161 |
0.02303 |
1068 |
586 |
306 |
176 |
77 |
I agree Jules, gluten should not be a crime, but here we are. |
1.6160 |
0.01896 |
1414 |
735 |
487 |
192 |
78 |
So let me get this straight, they're making you cook your own last meal? |
1.6148 |
0.01617 |
2183 |
1205 |
614 |
364 |
79 |
I knew that tart would get you in trouble. |
1.6132 |
0.01604 |
2107 |
1136 |
650 |
321 |
80 |
Nevertheless, the murder-mystery dinner was complete hit. |
1.6115 |
0.01774 |
1758 |
960 |
521 |
277 |
81 |
The judge ruled the evidence inadmissible, but delicious. |
1.6089 |
0.01655 |
1928 |
1033 |
616 |
279 |
82 |
You promised to stop poaching. |
1.6078 |
0.01721 |
1790 |
963 |
566 |
261 |
83 |
Just give me the recipe and I’ll drop the charges. |
1.6076 |
0.01717 |
1878 |
1033 |
549 |
296 |
84 |
They've got you on prix fixing. |
1.6052 |
0.01748 |
1821 |
1008 |
524 |
289 |
85 |
I...I have a microwave now. |
1.6035 |
0.01817 |
1667 |
920 |
488 |
259 |
86 |
I believe you when you say the butcher killed the candlestick maker. What I don’t understand is why you three were in the tub together in the first place. |
1.6023 |
0.01891 |
1637 |
934 |
420 |
283 |
87 |
I heard the butcher and the candlestick maker are turning state’s evidence. |
1.5988 |
0.01798 |
1680 |
928 |
498 |
254 |
88 |
....and where did you stash the dough? |
1.5977 |
0.01831 |
1648 |
920 |
471 |
257 |
89 |
They’ll knock off six months if you tell them where you hid the dough. |
1.5959 |
0.01800 |
1611 |
877 |
508 |
226 |
90 |
Maybe you should rethink that "Death by Chocolate" recipe. |
1.5947 |
0.01826 |
1574 |
861 |
490 |
223 |
91 |
You and your half-baked schemes! |
1.5944 |
0.01831 |
1536 |
833 |
493 |
210 |
92 |
I think you need to tell Mueller how you really got the chicken Kiev recipe. |
1.5943 |
0.02386 |
1018 |
585 |
261 |
172 |
93 |
While similar, "poisson" is actually the French word for fish. |
1.5938 |
0.01867 |
1556 |
866 |
456 |
234 |
94 |
On the plus side, THAT guy is not going to criticize your food anymore. |
1.5931 |
0.01888 |
1536 |
860 |
441 |
235 |
95 |
What you're calling avant-garde, they're calling cannibalism. |
1.5917 |
0.01995 |
1489 |
869 |
359 |
261 |
96 |
Well, look on the bright side. Maybe they'll give you a choice between gas and electric? |
1.5895 |
0.01989 |
1452 |
837 |
374 |
241 |
97 |
The butcher lawyered up, but I think the candlestick maker is talking. |
1.5863 |
0.02033 |
1339 |
762 |
369 |
208 |
98 |
'Death by chocolate' is just an expression. |
1.5848 |
0.01968 |
1351 |
750 |
412 |
189 |
99 |
How was I supposed to know the proof was in the pudding? |
1.5846 |
0.02015 |
1353 |
769 |
377 |
207 |
100 |
How’s the food? |
1.5810 |
0.02089 |
1284 |
741 |
340 |
203 |
101 |
Where'd you put the dough? |
1.5808 |
0.02081 |
1231 |
694 |
359 |
178 |
102 |
Bad news...the Butcher and Candlestick Maker both turned state's evidence. |
1.5786 |
0.02146 |
1234 |
720 |
314 |
200 |
103 |
Didn't I warn you it was a recipe for disaster? |
1.5780 |
0.02061 |
1230 |
690 |
369 |
171 |
104 |
So listen. I talked to Shelly's husband who is a branding guy, and he thinks "prison-to-table" really has legs. |
1.5779 |
0.02054 |
1220 |
680 |
375 |
165 |
105 |
In Wisconsin, margarine Is a crime. |
1.5775 |
0.03135 |
542 |
307 |
157 |
78 |
106 |
See you next week at 3:50 for 25-30 minutes. |
1.5770 |
0.02058 |
1220 |
682 |
372 |
166 |
107 |
Your fingers were in too many pies. |
1.5753 |
0.02075 |
1182 |
658 |
368 |
156 |
108 |
I thought you should know that you left a bun in the oven. |
1.5746 |
0.02139 |
1173 |
670 |
332 |
171 |
109 |
Look at the bright side, our wine collection will be peaking when you get out. |
1.5740 |
0.03240 |
493 |
277 |
149 |
67 |
110 |
It's over. I've bought a microwave. |
1.5738 |
0.02113 |
1152 |
646 |
351 |
155 |
111 |
'The charge is baking and entering.' |
1.5722 |
0.02190 |
1087 |
615 |
322 |
150 |
112 |
Really?! You used LARD! In California? |
1.5718 |
0.02202 |
1128 |
653 |
305 |
170 |
113 |
Gas or electric? |
1.5717 |
0.02245 |
1123 |
661 |
282 |
180 |
114 |
This sounds like yet another one of your half baked ideas. |
1.5711 |
0.02523 |
767 |
422 |
252 |
93 |
115 |
Maybe now you'll remember the difference between 'poison' and 'poisson'. |
1.5707 |
0.02164 |
1104 |
624 |
330 |
150 |
116 |
I know, you kneaded the dough. |
1.5686 |
0.02247 |
1078 |
626 |
291 |
161 |
117 |
I was a little confused when you told me you were in the Cook County Jail. |
1.5672 |
0.02244 |
1056 |
608 |
297 |
151 |
118 |
The judge wants to know how long to put you in for. |
1.5665 |
0.02197 |
1045 |
588 |
322 |
135 |
119 |
Well, Don't cry to me. You're the one who wanted to be the White House chef. |
1.5665 |
0.02331 |
1045 |
621 |
256 |
168 |
120 |
Apparently you mentioned your Cherry Bombe to someone in line at the airport ticket counter. |
1.5649 |
0.02330 |
1025 |
605 |
261 |
159 |
121 |
When you say you'll be out in a dozen months, is that 12 or 13? |
1.5646 |
0.02315 |
1022 |
599 |
269 |
154 |
122 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker are taking a plea bargain. |
1.5635 |
0.02315 |
1008 |
588 |
272 |
148 |
123 |
'Dessert to die for' was supposed to be a metaphor. |
1.5596 |
0.02399 |
956 |
566 |
245 |
145 |
124 |
Of course I don't believe adding cilantro is criminal...but that's not how the jury felt. |
1.5589 |
0.02384 |
950 |
558 |
253 |
139 |
125 |
I gotta be honest, it's not looking good. The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker have already rolled over. |
1.5575 |
0.02364 |
931 |
539 |
265 |
127 |
126 |
The butcher is standing strong but the candlestick maker is turning state witness. |
1.5564 |
0.02321 |
922 |
524 |
283 |
115 |
127 |
Honey, I can't find a torte lawyer. |
1.5536 |
0.02380 |
887 |
509 |
265 |
113 |
128 |
...but the detective said the proof is in the pudding. |
1.5534 |
0.02339 |
889 |
503 |
280 |
106 |
129 |
The appeal failed. You're going to fry. |
1.5528 |
0.02398 |
881 |
508 |
259 |
114 |
130 |
The lawyers are saying there was no proof in the pudding. |
1.5513 |
0.02466 |
867 |
510 |
236 |
121 |
131 |
The Feds flipped the butcher and the candlestick maker. It's not looking good! |
1.5513 |
0.02471 |
867 |
511 |
234 |
122 |
132 |
So, when you said "capers," you weren't talking condiments? |
1.5504 |
0.02411 |
854 |
490 |
258 |
106 |
133 |
It was me. I spilled the beans. |
1.5486 |
0.02486 |
833 |
487 |
235 |
111 |
134 |
I think you are getting your just desserts. |
1.5477 |
0.02615 |
734 |
425 |
216 |
93 |
135 |
On the bright side, thanks to your incarceration, the prison just got its first Michelin star. |
1.5476 |
0.02460 |
829 |
480 |
244 |
105 |
136 |
Even served cold, revenge gets you 10 to life. |
1.5473 |
0.02453 |
824 |
475 |
247 |
102 |
137 |
Just give them the recipe and end this madness. |
1.5473 |
0.02513 |
824 |
485 |
227 |
112 |
138 |
You should have just let him have ketchup on his steak. |
1.5452 |
0.02589 |
807 |
485 |
204 |
118 |
139 |
They know about the gluten. |
1.5450 |
0.02589 |
800 |
479 |
206 |
115 |
140 |
I do think it will hurt your chances for a third star. |
1.5449 |
0.02416 |
802 |
453 |
261 |
88 |
141 |
So - long story short - you're being held by the Central Intelligence Agency, not the Culinary Institute of America. |
1.5445 |
0.02578 |
797 |
475 |
210 |
112 |
142 |
They wouldn't have gotten suspicious if you hadn't capitalized the C in " roast Chuck ". |
1.5445 |
0.02633 |
797 |
484 |
192 |
121 |
143 |
The good news is that baking and entering isn’t a serious offense. |
1.5431 |
0.02506 |
788 |
457 |
234 |
97 |
144 |
I'm calling to cancel my reservation. |
1.5430 |
0.02592 |
779 |
463 |
209 |
107 |
145 |
Asking for ketchup with his Beef Wellington! Of course, you should have shot him. |
1.5424 |
0.02608 |
778 |
465 |
204 |
109 |
146 |
So where did you hide the dough? |
1.5411 |
0.02643 |
767 |
462 |
195 |
110 |
147 |
The judge says you're gonna fry. |
1.5411 |
0.02538 |
767 |
446 |
227 |
94 |
148 |
Don’t be upset, Paul, but I need your wedding cake recipe. |
1.5411 |
0.02630 |
767 |
460 |
199 |
108 |
149 |
Couldn’t resist cooking the books, could you? |
1.5397 |
0.02580 |
756 |
444 |
216 |
96 |
150 |
Poisson! Two “S”’s. Autocorrect is not a defense. |
1.5397 |
0.02666 |
756 |
457 |
190 |
109 |
151 |
Hate to be the one to tell you but the butcher and candlestick maker have accepted plea agreements. |
1.5397 |
0.02653 |
756 |
455 |
194 |
107 |
152 |
They said you're going to fry |
1.5382 |
0.02583 |
747 |
438 |
216 |
93 |
153 |
So... there are two S's in poisson... |
1.5378 |
0.02650 |
740 |
442 |
198 |
100 |
154 |
Couldn't you see that it was a recipe for disaster? |
1.5377 |
0.02637 |
742 |
442 |
201 |
99 |
155 |
No. I dont remember the recipe for your tunnel cake. |
1.5377 |
0.02753 |
716 |
436 |
175 |
105 |
156 |
Reportedly, the butcher and candlestick maker have already flipped. |
1.5365 |
0.02707 |
727 |
440 |
184 |
103 |
157 |
So that's why they call it the Cook County Jail. |
1.5355 |
0.02687 |
719 |
431 |
191 |
97 |
158 |
The proof was in the pudding. |
1.5354 |
0.02675 |
721 |
431 |
194 |
96 |
159 |
Unfortunately, the judge agrees that your chocolate mousse soufflé was to die for. |
1.5350 |
0.02658 |
714 |
423 |
200 |
91 |
160 |
....and where did you stash the dough? |
1.5333 |
0.02661 |
705 |
417 |
200 |
88 |
161 |
I've started seeing other menus. |
1.5324 |
0.02651 |
695 |
408 |
204 |
83 |
162 |
Sorry, dear, but I think your goose is cooked. |
1.5324 |
0.02698 |
695 |
414 |
192 |
89 |
163 |
Turns out, we had too many crooks in the kitchen |
1.5318 |
0.02588 |
692 |
398 |
220 |
74 |
164 |
They said they're gonna leave you in for 25 to 30, or until you appear done. |
1.5307 |
0.02691 |
684 |
405 |
195 |
84 |
165 |
Truth be told, darling, I think you finally got your just deserts. |
1.5307 |
0.02777 |
684 |
416 |
173 |
95 |
166 |
What do you mean, you were cooking the books? |
1.5303 |
0.02712 |
677 |
402 |
191 |
84 |
167 |
No Steve, I don't want to know what a "tossed salad" means in prison. |
1.5291 |
0.02803 |
671 |
409 |
169 |
93 |
168 |
It’s not looking good. The butcher and candlestick maker talked. |
1.5291 |
0.02858 |
671 |
416 |
155 |
100 |
169 |
Your kale pasta is being treated as a hate crime. |
1.5284 |
0.02836 |
668 |
411 |
161 |
96 |
170 |
Fred, will you be home for the Hollandaise? |
1.5284 |
0.02764 |
668 |
402 |
179 |
87 |
171 |
I tried to warn you, it was a recipe for disaster. |
1.5279 |
0.02680 |
663 |
388 |
200 |
75 |
172 |
It was the sous-chef who reported you for a salt-and-battering. |
1.5269 |
0.02777 |
651 |
390 |
179 |
82 |
173 |
They've definitely got you on salt and battering. |
1.5269 |
0.02827 |
651 |
396 |
167 |
88 |
174 |
But darling, revenge is better served cold. |
1.5262 |
0.02754 |
650 |
387 |
184 |
79 |
175 |
They will hear your case at the food court |
1.5262 |
0.02763 |
650 |
388 |
182 |
80 |
176 |
This isn't even the worst of it, you should see what they're saying on Yelp! |
1.5262 |
0.02694 |
650 |
380 |
198 |
72 |
177 |
I’m guessing you believe expiration dates now? |
1.5262 |
0.02685 |
650 |
379 |
200 |
71 |
178 |
They said you were cooking the books. |
1.5262 |
0.02780 |
650 |
390 |
178 |
82 |
179 |
Sooo - how's the food? |
1.5257 |
0.02846 |
643 |
392 |
164 |
87 |
180 |
The Free Range chickens were wearing a wire. |
1.5251 |
0.02863 |
638 |
390 |
161 |
87 |
181 |
Michelin wants its star back. |
1.5249 |
0.02806 |
642 |
387 |
173 |
82 |
182 |
They said you're gonna fry. |
1.5249 |
0.02824 |
642 |
389 |
169 |
84 |
183 |
Tommy spilled the beans. |
1.5245 |
0.02729 |
633 |
371 |
192 |
70 |
184 |
You shouldn't have smothered the onions |
1.5231 |
0.02778 |
629 |
374 |
181 |
74 |
185 |
I’m having trouble raising the dough. |
1.5213 |
0.02843 |
610 |
366 |
170 |
74 |
186 |
I'd say your goose is cooked. |
1.5212 |
0.02855 |
612 |
369 |
167 |
76 |
187 |
People take organic very seriously. |
1.5212 |
0.02724 |
614 |
357 |
194 |
63 |
188 |
Nice try, but Trump recovered. |
1.5206 |
0.03047 |
607 |
386 |
126 |
95 |
189 |
When You said You where making killer brownies , I had no idea ! |
1.5205 |
0.02740 |
609 |
355 |
191 |
63 |
190 |
Table Nine is still unhappy and say they’ll wait. |
1.5199 |
0.02893 |
604 |
367 |
160 |
77 |
191 |
It all seems to be a misunderstanding about the spelling of 'poisson.' |
1.5199 |
0.02874 |
604 |
365 |
164 |
75 |
192 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker are blaming it all on you. |
1.5199 |
0.02968 |
604 |
375 |
144 |
85 |
193 |
Remember when you said MY cooking was criminal? |
1.5192 |
0.02892 |
599 |
363 |
161 |
75 |
194 |
I warned you being White House Chef was risky. |
1.5191 |
0.02913 |
601 |
367 |
156 |
78 |
195 |
Why not just say "I am not a cook!" |
1.5185 |
0.02941 |
596 |
366 |
151 |
79 |
196 |
Yes, I’ll check to see if you left the oven on. |
1.5182 |
0.04438 |
247 |
148 |
70 |
29 |
197 |
Well, the girls are both pregnant and Buddy got picked up for dealing weed but the worst...I hate to tell you...your sourdough starter died. |
1.5178 |
0.02960 |
591 |
364 |
148 |
79 |
198 |
I'm sorry, John, I just can't go on like this. I've . . . I've started to go to other restaurants. |
1.5170 |
0.02728 |
588 |
339 |
194 |
55 |
199 |
If it contains a file, who cares if it's moist? |
1.5163 |
0.02891 |
583 |
351 |
163 |
69 |
200 |
The difference between baking bread and breaking bad is about 20 years. |
1.5148 |
0.02939 |
573 |
348 |
155 |
70 |
201 |
Danny, please. Cooking meth doesn't make you a chef! |
1.5133 |
0.02892 |
563 |
336 |
165 |
62 |
202 |
I've been telling the kids you're doing thyme. |
1.5133 |
0.02938 |
565 |
342 |
156 |
67 |
203 |
Well, it did help Martha Stewart’s career. |
1.5125 |
0.02904 |
560 |
335 |
163 |
62 |
204 |
Serving 10 to 12? |
1.5117 |
0.02878 |
555 |
329 |
168 |
58 |
205 |
Yes, cooking the books is a crime! |
1.5117 |
0.02937 |
557 |
336 |
157 |
64 |
206 |
Unfortunately, it looks like the butcher and the candlestick-maker have air-tight alibis. |
1.5117 |
0.03013 |
557 |
343 |
143 |
71 |
207 |
I heard you're going to fry. |
1.5117 |
0.03066 |
557 |
348 |
133 |
76 |
208 |
The feds didn’t believe it was four pounds of oregano. |
1.5117 |
0.02859 |
557 |
329 |
171 |
57 |
209 |
Tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.5117 |
0.02992 |
557 |
341 |
147 |
69 |
210 |
I warned you, dear. The President gets TWO scoops of ice cream. |
1.5107 |
0.03012 |
560 |
346 |
142 |
72 |
211 |
It's Air Force One, you don't 'try something new.' |
1.5101 |
0.03019 |
545 |
334 |
144 |
67 |
212 |
I told you not to take that job at the White House. |
1.5101 |
0.03214 |
545 |
352 |
108 |
85 |
213 |
When the restaurant critic said your foie gras was to die for, he was being ironic. |
1.5084 |
0.02853 |
537 |
314 |
173 |
50 |
214 |
You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get seated. |
1.5084 |
0.03075 |
537 |
333 |
135 |
69 |
215 |
Well, it's just that I thought you meant something different when you said that you were a 'killer' chef... |
1.5075 |
0.03097 |
532 |
331 |
132 |
69 |
216 |
They say it'll be gas or electric. |
1.5075 |
0.03120 |
532 |
333 |
128 |
71 |
217 |
I have a bun in the oven and it isn’t yours. |
1.5057 |
0.03095 |
522 |
323 |
134 |
65 |
218 |
Your parole has been denied. The warden loves your bouillabaisse |
1.5057 |
0.03083 |
522 |
322 |
136 |
64 |
219 |
You are not home; so yes, I put the knives in the dishwasher. |
1.5057 |
0.03083 |
522 |
322 |
136 |
64 |
220 |
They say the proof was in the pudding |
1.5048 |
0.03156 |
519 |
326 |
124 |
69 |
221 |
Yes, apparently, I shouldn't have used the words 'to die for' when describing your bisque to the detectives. I see that now. |
1.5044 |
0.03326 |
454 |
282 |
115 |
57 |
222 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker made bail. |
1.5020 |
0.02999 |
504 |
302 |
151 |
51 |
223 |
Please just give the Judge's wife the recipe. |
1.5000 |
0.03115 |
504 |
312 |
132 |
60 |
224 |
This is what you get for cooking the books. |
1.5000 |
0.03096 |
494 |
302 |
137 |
55 |
225 |
Just tell me where you hid the dough |
1.5000 |
0.03157 |
484 |
298 |
130 |
56 |
226 |
Non monsieur, poisson! Poisson! Non poison. |
1.4990 |
0.03083 |
491 |
299 |
139 |
53 |
227 |
They say you'll fry for this |
1.4979 |
0.03134 |
486 |
299 |
132 |
55 |
228 |
I'm afraid I ate your alibi. |
1.4979 |
0.03251 |
484 |
306 |
115 |
63 |
229 |
"Baking chicken with herbs for the warden does not count as 'thyme served' ". |
1.4969 |
0.03103 |
481 |
293 |
137 |
51 |
230 |
They said you’re looking at 15 to 20, or until golden brown. |
1.4969 |
0.03239 |
481 |
303 |
117 |
61 |
231 |
You're toast. |
1.4958 |
0.03265 |
476 |
301 |
114 |
61 |
232 |
...the judge has granted a change of menu. |
1.4958 |
0.03216 |
472 |
294 |
122 |
56 |
233 |
We’re making do. Ordering in most nights. |
1.4947 |
0.03151 |
471 |
289 |
131 |
51 |
234 |
I miss your buns. |
1.4947 |
0.03207 |
471 |
293 |
123 |
55 |
235 |
A salt and buttery charge again? |
1.4946 |
0.03326 |
467 |
298 |
107 |
62 |
236 |
So what's it like being the White House chef? |
1.4936 |
0.03427 |
466 |
305 |
92 |
69 |
237 |
Yes, I know you're trying for a reduction. |
1.4936 |
0.03131 |
466 |
284 |
134 |
48 |
238 |
Quit saying 'I am not a cook.' No one believes you. |
1.4936 |
0.03219 |
466 |
290 |
122 |
54 |
239 |
I told you not to take that White House job! |
1.4935 |
0.03450 |
462 |
303 |
90 |
69 |
240 |
Have you thought about what you'd like for your last meal? |
1.4924 |
0.03302 |
461 |
292 |
111 |
58 |
241 |
How much thyme are you serving? |
1.4924 |
0.03259 |
461 |
289 |
117 |
55 |
242 |
I’m sorry. They said you were serving thyme. |
1.4924 |
0.03171 |
461 |
283 |
129 |
49 |
243 |
Bad news... I couldn't raise the dough. |
1.4923 |
0.03423 |
457 |
297 |
95 |
65 |
244 |
Electric or gas? |
1.4912 |
0.03381 |
452 |
290 |
102 |
60 |
245 |
You're not allowed to kill people for putting ketchup on your steaks. |
1.4900 |
0.03268 |
451 |
282 |
117 |
52 |
246 |
How'd they pick you out of the lineup?! |
1.4899 |
0.03259 |
447 |
278 |
119 |
50 |
247 |
Did you know it was Stollen? |
1.4899 |
0.03243 |
447 |
277 |
121 |
49 |
248 |
I said, "make a confection," not confession! |
1.4899 |
0.03212 |
447 |
275 |
125 |
47 |
249 |
Tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.4899 |
0.03316 |
445 |
280 |
112 |
53 |
250 |
They found the dough. |
1.4899 |
0.03316 |
445 |
280 |
112 |
53 |
251 |
Your appeal has been put on the back burner. |
1.4886 |
0.03136 |
440 |
265 |
135 |
40 |
252 |
How much thyme did you get? |
1.4862 |
0.03394 |
434 |
277 |
103 |
54 |
253 |
Well done. |
1.4861 |
0.03293 |
432 |
269 |
116 |
47 |
254 |
Don't you remember revenge is a dish best served cold? |
1.4860 |
0.03369 |
430 |
272 |
107 |
51 |
255 |
Spare me another one of your half-baked alibis. |
1.4860 |
0.03271 |
430 |
266 |
119 |
45 |
256 |
Really? Now you start cooking? |
1.4860 |
0.03557 |
430 |
284 |
83 |
63 |
257 |
Don't worry. I hid the dough. |
1.4860 |
0.03496 |
430 |
280 |
91 |
59 |
258 |
I'd like our marriage over easy. |
1.4860 |
0.03433 |
430 |
276 |
99 |
55 |
259 |
I don't care if he asked for ketchup, he's the President of the United States! |
1.4848 |
0.03455 |
429 |
277 |
96 |
56 |
260 |
Warden Jones likes you because nobody can fit through the vent ducts anymore. |
1.4848 |
0.03375 |
429 |
272 |
106 |
51 |
261 |
I'm tired of your half-baked excuses. |
1.4847 |
0.03431 |
425 |
272 |
100 |
53 |
262 |
When you said you made killer napoleons, I did not take that literally. |
1.4847 |
0.03231 |
425 |
260 |
124 |
41 |
263 |
You may call it "foie gras" but I call it "your goose is cooked". |
1.4835 |
0.03388 |
424 |
269 |
105 |
50 |
264 |
They want to know where you hid the dough. |
1.4835 |
0.03453 |
424 |
273 |
97 |
54 |
265 |
So, we try to pin it on the candlestick maker. |
1.4835 |
0.03501 |
424 |
276 |
91 |
57 |
266 |
I thought you were being facetious when you said you'd kill for that recipe. |
1.4835 |
0.03271 |
424 |
262 |
119 |
43 |
267 |
I had to sell all the saffron to pay your lawyer. |
1.4835 |
0.03405 |
424 |
270 |
103 |
51 |
268 |
I couldn't find a file, so I brought a zester. |
1.4833 |
0.03311 |
420 |
261 |
115 |
44 |
269 |
It's not looking good. The lobsters have obtained counsel. |
1.4833 |
0.03362 |
420 |
264 |
109 |
47 |
270 |
Michelin took away all three stars. They called the murders "erratic and uninspired." |
1.4821 |
0.03333 |
419 |
262 |
112 |
45 |
271 |
I told you that food critic was tough. |
1.4819 |
0.03322 |
415 |
258 |
114 |
43 |
272 |
For God's sake, your boss is a clown and it's just a hamburger. Tell them the formula for the secret sauce. |
1.4819 |
0.03493 |
415 |
268 |
94 |
53 |
273 |
They say you’ll be out in 12 to 14 minutes. |
1.4819 |
0.03305 |
415 |
257 |
116 |
42 |
274 |
Dear, I told you: in Italy you can't put pineapple on pizza. |
1.4819 |
0.03426 |
415 |
264 |
102 |
49 |
275 |
Your case is on the back burner. |
1.4819 |
0.03287 |
415 |
256 |
118 |
41 |
276 |
They're transferring you to Leavenworth. |
1.4819 |
0.03575 |
415 |
273 |
84 |
58 |
277 |
You're a bread man walking. |
1.4818 |
0.03522 |
413 |
268 |
91 |
54 |
278 |
Great news! They'll let you cook your own last meal! |
1.4818 |
0.03455 |
413 |
264 |
99 |
50 |
279 |
Hi, I know you're tied up at the moment but I was wondering if I could change my April 10th reservations to April 14? |
1.4804 |
0.03469 |
408 |
261 |
98 |
49 |
280 |
Just tell me. Where did you hide the dough |
1.4804 |
0.03469 |
408 |
261 |
98 |
49 |
281 |
I told you it was a recipe for disaster. |
1.4804 |
0.03273 |
408 |
250 |
120 |
38 |
282 |
It turns out Cajun/Polish fusion IS a crime. |
1.4804 |
0.03572 |
408 |
267 |
86 |
55 |
283 |
It's harder than you'd think to find a culinary lawyer. |
1.4804 |
0.03345 |
408 |
254 |
112 |
42 |
284 |
So I guess it is a crime to serve a red wine with fish... |
1.4792 |
0.03285 |
409 |
252 |
118 |
39 |
285 |
You should have thought of that before you cooked the books. |
1.4790 |
0.03435 |
405 |
257 |
102 |
46 |
286 |
Sorry, but the sign clearly stated: EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK. |
1.4790 |
0.03453 |
405 |
258 |
100 |
47 |
287 |
I said use Granny Smith apples in the pie. Apples! |
1.4790 |
0.03471 |
405 |
259 |
98 |
48 |
288 |
The lawyer said your the first chef to be convicted of prix fixing. |
1.4789 |
0.03448 |
403 |
256 |
101 |
46 |
289 |
Your lawyer says she can get the charges reduced to salt and buttery. |
1.4776 |
0.03490 |
402 |
258 |
96 |
48 |
290 |
Last week laundry detail and now this. You are going to be the perfect husband when you get out! |
1.4776 |
0.03400 |
402 |
253 |
106 |
43 |
291 |
I know you're getting out in twenty, but I'll come back and check on you in fifteen. |
1.4775 |
0.03338 |
400 |
248 |
113 |
39 |
292 |
you should not have told that customs officer that making a bombe was your speciality. |
1.4774 |
0.03331 |
398 |
246 |
114 |
38 |
293 |
They want you to simplify your last meal. |
1.4774 |
0.03498 |
398 |
255 |
96 |
47 |
294 |
They say they can get your sentence reduced for thyme served... |
1.4774 |
0.03369 |
398 |
248 |
110 |
40 |
295 |
Don't worry. We just need one person on the jury to agree there were too many of you in that kitchen. |
1.4772 |
0.03393 |
394 |
246 |
108 |
40 |
296 |
Yes, it's great you are learning a new skill, but your prison sentence was up 3 months ago. |
1.4758 |
0.03322 |
393 |
242 |
115 |
36 |
297 |
Yes, I’m SURE you turned off the oven. |
1.4758 |
0.03361 |
393 |
244 |
111 |
38 |
298 |
Did your soufflé really fall, or did you push it? |
1.4758 |
0.03437 |
393 |
248 |
103 |
42 |
299 |
Turns out three of the five herbs in your special sauce are illegal. |
1.4757 |
0.03450 |
391 |
247 |
102 |
42 |
300 |
How could you? Me with three kids and another in the oven? |
1.4757 |
0.03431 |
391 |
246 |
104 |
41 |
301 |
I'm afraid it's worse than you realize. One of the diners who survived was the food critic. |
1.4756 |
0.03386 |
389 |
242 |
109 |
38 |
302 |
Poaching? |
1.4745 |
0.03462 |
392 |
249 |
100 |
43 |
303 |
Look on the bright side. In France you would have gotten life. |
1.4744 |
0.03399 |
390 |
244 |
107 |
39 |
304 |
Honey, for the sake of the kids, tell them where you hid the dough! |
1.4742 |
0.03352 |
388 |
240 |
112 |
36 |
305 |
So he sent the steak back three times, so what? |
1.4741 |
0.03365 |
386 |
239 |
111 |
36 |
306 |
The police found evidence of croutons in your gluten-free salad. I'm afraid you're toast. |
1.4726 |
0.03580 |
383 |
248 |
89 |
46 |
307 |
I've started seeing the candlestick maker. |
1.4726 |
0.03560 |
383 |
247 |
91 |
45 |
308 |
I know it was you. In the kitchen. With the candlestick. |
1.4724 |
0.03396 |
381 |
237 |
108 |
36 |
309 |
Relax...you'll be out in 20-25 minutes. |
1.4723 |
0.03470 |
379 |
239 |
101 |
39 |
310 |
The prosecutor says the proof was in the pudding. |
1.4723 |
0.03608 |
379 |
246 |
87 |
46 |
311 |
They said you'd be out in 25-30. Or 15-20 at 450º. |
1.4723 |
0.03429 |
379 |
237 |
105 |
37 |
312 |
They say the proof was in the pudding |
1.4706 |
0.03523 |
374 |
238 |
96 |
40 |
313 |
Your alibi was thin and tasteless, while your statement to the court was stale and lukewarm. |
1.4706 |
0.03482 |
374 |
236 |
100 |
38 |
314 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker have already pleaded guilty. |
1.4690 |
0.03523 |
371 |
236 |
96 |
39 |
315 |
It’s all over. The butcher and the candlestick maker cut a deal with the DA. |
1.4690 |
0.03605 |
371 |
240 |
88 |
43 |
316 |
The only thing you'll be serving now is life. |
1.4688 |
0.03537 |
369 |
235 |
95 |
39 |
317 |
When they told me I could find you in the cooler, I didn't think it would be here. |
1.4688 |
0.03431 |
369 |
230 |
105 |
34 |
318 |
Your lawyer said you're done. |
1.4685 |
0.03480 |
365 |
229 |
101 |
35 |
319 |
I warned you. No one likes cilantro. |
1.4672 |
0.03516 |
366 |
232 |
97 |
37 |
320 |
I'll leave the oven light on for you. |
1.4670 |
0.03443 |
364 |
227 |
104 |
33 |
321 |
Will do... but is it O.K. if I use a mix? |
1.4670 |
0.03376 |
364 |
224 |
110 |
30 |
322 |
I'm renaming the shop Just Desserts. |
1.4669 |
0.03671 |
362 |
236 |
83 |
43 |
323 |
I told you the Trump-Putin wedding cake was a bad idea. |
1.4669 |
0.03733 |
362 |
239 |
77 |
46 |
324 |
I understand, 5 to 7 years, but at what temperature? |
1.4652 |
0.03543 |
359 |
228 |
95 |
36 |
325 |
The D.A. says you're gonna fry for this... |
1.4652 |
0.03476 |
359 |
225 |
101 |
33 |
326 |
Attica just got 3 stars... |
1.4652 |
0.03608 |
359 |
231 |
89 |
39 |
327 |
I told you "cooking the books" was risky. But nooooooo.... |
1.4650 |
0.03623 |
357 |
230 |
88 |
39 |
328 |
I set the timer on the stove for 5 years. |
1.4650 |
0.03579 |
357 |
228 |
92 |
37 |
329 |
I warned you not to take the job as White House executive chef. |
1.4650 |
0.03730 |
357 |
235 |
78 |
44 |
330 |
The jury didn't swallow it. |
1.4650 |
0.03468 |
357 |
223 |
102 |
32 |
331 |
Red wine with fish, what did you expect: a slap on the wrist! |
1.4648 |
0.03660 |
355 |
230 |
85 |
40 |
332 |
How long do you want me to set the timer for? |
1.4631 |
0.03548 |
352 |
223 |
95 |
34 |
333 |
Don't worry. I ate the evidence. |
1.4631 |
0.03593 |
352 |
225 |
91 |
36 |
334 |
They want to fry you, but your lawyer can plea down to poaching. |
1.4631 |
0.03660 |
352 |
228 |
85 |
39 |
335 |
I'm taking you to food court! |
1.4629 |
0.03698 |
350 |
228 |
82 |
40 |
336 |
I hear the butcher and the candlestick maker are still at large. |
1.4629 |
0.03720 |
350 |
229 |
80 |
41 |
337 |
Where did you hide the dough. |
1.4629 |
0.03698 |
350 |
228 |
82 |
40 |
338 |
It's a work-farm-to-table concept. |
1.4629 |
0.03539 |
350 |
221 |
96 |
33 |
339 |
I guess it really was a killer dessert. |
1.4629 |
0.03653 |
350 |
226 |
86 |
38 |
340 |
Well done. |
1.4613 |
0.03660 |
349 |
226 |
85 |
38 |
341 |
I warned you about poaching. |
1.4611 |
0.03630 |
347 |
223 |
88 |
36 |
342 |
when the judge said you were going to serve 10 to 20 he didn't mean dinner. |
1.4611 |
0.03607 |
347 |
222 |
90 |
35 |
343 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker set me up |
1.4609 |
0.03714 |
345 |
225 |
81 |
39 |
344 |
They keep asking me where you hid the dough. |
1.4609 |
0.03480 |
345 |
215 |
101 |
29 |
345 |
You told the teller you knead lots of dough? |
1.4609 |
0.03737 |
345 |
226 |
79 |
40 |
346 |
We're having trouble raising the dough |
1.4588 |
0.03731 |
340 |
222 |
80 |
38 |
347 |
You're too old for capers. |
1.4586 |
0.03817 |
338 |
224 |
73 |
41 |
348 |
Yes—your goose is cooked. |
1.4586 |
0.03747 |
338 |
221 |
79 |
38 |
349 |
They just flipped the Butcher. And, the Candlestick Maker says he'll sing for a deal." |
1.4586 |
0.03747 |
338 |
221 |
79 |
38 |
350 |
I'm leaving, Gerard. You're sweet, but too unsavory. |
1.4586 |
0.03555 |
338 |
213 |
95 |
30 |
351 |
I hope you learned your lesson about cooking the books. |
1.4586 |
0.03555 |
338 |
213 |
95 |
30 |
352 |
Bad news...the butcher and the candelstick maker copped a plea and are singing like canaries. |
1.4586 |
0.03840 |
338 |
225 |
71 |
42 |
353 |
Chef Boyardee in the can, I presume? |
1.4586 |
0.03862 |
338 |
226 |
69 |
43 |
354 |
They're asking me how the dough doubled overnight. |
1.4586 |
0.03723 |
338 |
220 |
81 |
37 |
355 |
Unfortunately, the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker have turned state's evidence against you. |
1.4586 |
0.03723 |
338 |
220 |
81 |
37 |
356 |
They're saying you cooked the books. |
1.4586 |
0.03555 |
338 |
213 |
95 |
30 |
357 |
I have a bun in the oven. It's yours. |
1.4586 |
0.03676 |
338 |
218 |
85 |
35 |
358 |
Where did you put the spatula? |
1.4583 |
0.03716 |
336 |
218 |
82 |
36 |
359 |
Tell me the secret ingredient or you can forget about the alibi. |
1.4567 |
0.03699 |
335 |
217 |
83 |
35 |
360 |
You just had to go and whisk it all, didn't you? |
1.4567 |
0.03723 |
335 |
218 |
81 |
36 |
361 |
Just tell the police where you hid the dough. |
1.4565 |
0.03715 |
333 |
216 |
82 |
35 |
362 |
Bad news honey, your appeal was denied. They still can't believe it's not butter. |
1.4565 |
0.03740 |
333 |
217 |
80 |
36 |
363 |
Well, dear, it was almost a perfect recipe for murder. |
1.4565 |
0.03715 |
333 |
216 |
82 |
35 |
364 |
I told you “put herbs aside” not “herbicide”. |
1.4562 |
0.03805 |
331 |
218 |
75 |
38 |
365 |
You're being transferred from medium security to well-done. |
1.4559 |
0.03623 |
329 |
209 |
90 |
30 |
366 |
I’m only asking as your lawyer, did you beat the eggs? |
1.4545 |
0.03589 |
330 |
209 |
92 |
29 |
367 |
The butcher’s dead. The candlestick-maker’s still on the lam. |
1.4543 |
0.03950 |
328 |
222 |
63 |
43 |
368 |
Ok...so we re-name it "Prison Chef" and drop the location shooting. |
1.4543 |
0.03630 |
328 |
209 |
89 |
30 |
369 |
They just arrested the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker. |
1.4543 |
0.03878 |
328 |
219 |
69 |
40 |
370 |
At least they’re letting you cook your own last meal. |
1.4543 |
0.03756 |
328 |
214 |
79 |
35 |
371 |
Just tell them where you hid the dough, Harold. |
1.4543 |
0.03830 |
328 |
217 |
73 |
38 |
372 |
Cooked the books again, didn't you? |
1.4543 |
0.03805 |
328 |
216 |
75 |
37 |
373 |
Thats a half-baked excuse if I ever heard one! |
1.4543 |
0.03526 |
328 |
205 |
97 |
26 |
374 |
Your lawyer says your goose is cooked. |
1.4543 |
0.03681 |
328 |
211 |
85 |
32 |
375 |
Yes, I know your pastries are to die for, but the State has to prove that. |
1.4540 |
0.03432 |
326 |
200 |
104 |
22 |
376 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker ratted you out. |
1.4540 |
0.03798 |
326 |
214 |
76 |
36 |
377 |
You only got ten days. It'll be over easy. |
1.4540 |
0.03514 |
326 |
203 |
98 |
25 |
378 |
Ditch the uniform, Charlie. You're serving time, not dinner. |
1.4537 |
0.03688 |
324 |
208 |
85 |
31 |
379 |
They've caught the gingerbread man and he's talking. |
1.4537 |
0.03790 |
324 |
212 |
77 |
35 |
380 |
I'm sorry. I just can't raise the dough. |
1.4537 |
0.03582 |
324 |
204 |
93 |
27 |
381 |
I don't think they mean that kind of shank. |
1.4537 |
0.03713 |
324 |
209 |
83 |
32 |
382 |
I've found someone nouvelle. |
1.4537 |
0.03609 |
324 |
205 |
91 |
28 |
383 |
They can make all the jokes they want about you being in the can, Im still Mrs. Boyardee! |
1.4523 |
0.03574 |
325 |
205 |
93 |
27 |
384 |
They know about you not using real butter. |
1.4517 |
0.03551 |
321 |
201 |
95 |
25 |
385 |
You'll need to do better than "I thought it was flour". |
1.4517 |
0.03738 |
321 |
208 |
81 |
32 |
386 |
I knew you would end up in Unleavenworth. |
1.4512 |
0.03680 |
328 |
212 |
84 |
32 |
387 |
The parole board can seat you ten years from Tuesday at either 4:30 or 10:45. |
1.4511 |
0.03850 |
317 |
209 |
73 |
35 |
388 |
You thought it was ten kilos of oregano? |
1.4511 |
0.03718 |
317 |
204 |
83 |
30 |
389 |
“Food to die for” is a figure of speech, Francois. |
1.4490 |
0.03797 |
314 |
205 |
77 |
32 |
390 |
It will be another three years and 25 minutes |
1.4490 |
0.03903 |
314 |
209 |
69 |
36 |
391 |
Don’t be discouraged, honey, just ask yourself: “What would Martha do?” |
1.4490 |
0.03876 |
314 |
208 |
71 |
35 |
392 |
They wanna know where the dough is. |
1.4487 |
0.03868 |
312 |
206 |
72 |
34 |
393 |
The lawyer thinks he can get you 25 to 30 minutes at 350° |
1.4484 |
0.03832 |
310 |
203 |
75 |
32 |
394 |
Plead culinary insanity. |
1.4481 |
0.03850 |
308 |
202 |
74 |
32 |
395 |
Everyone knew you were guilty. The proof was in your pudding. |
1.4463 |
0.03803 |
307 |
200 |
77 |
30 |
396 |
You need to tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.4463 |
0.03859 |
307 |
202 |
73 |
32 |
397 |
Either challenge the toughest guy in there to a bake-off or become somebody's sous chef. |
1.4463 |
0.03803 |
307 |
200 |
77 |
30 |
398 |
You cooked the books? |
1.4463 |
0.03886 |
307 |
203 |
71 |
33 |
399 |
They say you are going to fry |
1.4463 |
0.03803 |
307 |
200 |
77 |
30 |
400 |
They just found the candlestick-maker washed ashore on Long Island. |
1.4463 |
0.03803 |
307 |
200 |
77 |
30 |
401 |
So, "Food Critic Gets What's Coming To Him" is trending. |
1.4463 |
0.03747 |
307 |
198 |
81 |
28 |
402 |
What did I tell you?!? This is what happens when you tell Russians that you work for the CIA, and don't clarify that you mean the Culinary Institute of America. |
1.4459 |
0.03792 |
305 |
198 |
78 |
29 |
403 |
Of course the food here stinks !! You’re not really a chef. |
1.4459 |
0.03877 |
305 |
201 |
72 |
32 |
404 |
I know this is hard to hear, but I've started going to a different restaurant. |
1.4459 |
0.03706 |
305 |
195 |
84 |
26 |
405 |
The governor will grant a pardon in exchange for your recipe for Béarnaise sauce. |
1.4459 |
0.03677 |
305 |
194 |
86 |
25 |
406 |
Fifteen years of marriage and NOW you learn to cook !? |
1.4452 |
0.03998 |
301 |
202 |
64 |
35 |
407 |
...and the butcher and candlestick maker have the dough. |
1.4452 |
0.03970 |
301 |
201 |
66 |
34 |
408 |
Well, I still say she shouldn’t have ordered Death By Chocolate in the first place. |
1.4452 |
0.04080 |
301 |
205 |
58 |
38 |
409 |
So apparently serving red wine with fish IS a crime. |
1.4452 |
0.03799 |
301 |
195 |
78 |
28 |
410 |
So, where’s the dough ? |
1.4452 |
0.03914 |
301 |
199 |
70 |
32 |
411 |
What can I say? You shouldn't have cooked the books. |
1.4430 |
0.03971 |
298 |
199 |
66 |
33 |
412 |
Well at least you have your knife skills |
1.4430 |
0.03826 |
298 |
194 |
76 |
28 |
413 |
They’re saying 25 to 30 or until you’re a golden brown. |
1.4430 |
0.03942 |
298 |
198 |
68 |
32 |
414 |
I think you've carried walking in Martha Stewart's footsteps too far. |
1.4426 |
0.04047 |
296 |
200 |
61 |
35 |
415 |
So you really meant it about that death by chocolate thing? |
1.4426 |
0.03990 |
296 |
198 |
65 |
33 |
416 |
I put the file in. You don't have to critique the cake. |
1.4426 |
0.03814 |
296 |
192 |
77 |
27 |
417 |
Your sous-chef ratatouilled you out. |
1.4422 |
0.03892 |
294 |
193 |
72 |
29 |
418 |
Let's face it, Jules, you knew it was a recipe for disaster. |
1.4422 |
0.03922 |
294 |
194 |
70 |
30 |
419 |
Judge, jury, everyone's a food critic. |
1.4422 |
0.03892 |
294 |
193 |
72 |
29 |
420 |
He says you're the first one to ask for more thyme at sentencing. |
1.4403 |
0.04048 |
293 |
198 |
61 |
34 |
421 |
Calling it Death by Chocolate is being seen as a confession. |
1.4403 |
0.04048 |
293 |
198 |
61 |
34 |
422 |
Well Francois, I think we just tell the truth. The man you strangled was putting ketchup on Penne Arrabiata and drinking white wine. I'm hoping the judge is French. |
1.4403 |
0.03810 |
293 |
190 |
77 |
26 |
423 |
"I'm not a cook" didn't work for Nixon either. |
1.4399 |
0.03829 |
291 |
189 |
76 |
26 |
424 |
I told you that cooking the books was a recipe for disaster! |
1.4399 |
0.03890 |
291 |
191 |
72 |
28 |
425 |
I warned you that the rules regarding French cuisine are very strict. |
1.4399 |
0.03797 |
291 |
188 |
78 |
25 |
426 |
That's right, poaching. |
1.4399 |
0.03671 |
291 |
184 |
86 |
21 |
427 |
So...where’d ya hide the dough? |
1.4399 |
0.04069 |
291 |
197 |
60 |
34 |
428 |
I told you not to steal the Colonel's secret recipe. |
1.4399 |
0.03797 |
291 |
188 |
78 |
25 |
429 |
I told you I would turn you in if you said "fusion" one more time. |
1.4394 |
0.03970 |
289 |
192 |
67 |
30 |
430 |
They say you may get death by chocolate |
1.4394 |
0.03878 |
289 |
189 |
73 |
27 |
431 |
The warden wishes to know if you'd like to cook your own last meal. |
1.4394 |
0.04000 |
289 |
193 |
65 |
31 |
432 |
Bad news. The butcher and candlestick maker are singing like canaries. |
1.4394 |
0.04060 |
289 |
195 |
61 |
33 |
433 |
The recipe for Death by Chocolate was meant to be whimsical. |
1.4394 |
0.04089 |
289 |
196 |
59 |
34 |
434 |
On the bright side, maybe they'll let you prepare your own last meal. |
1.4394 |
0.03752 |
289 |
185 |
81 |
23 |
435 |
You of all people should have known it was a half-baked idea. |
1.4394 |
0.03847 |
289 |
188 |
75 |
26 |
436 |
So wait, I need butter, sugar, flour, and a file to bake a cake? |
1.4390 |
0.03770 |
287 |
184 |
80 |
23 |
437 |
How much thyme do you have left? |
1.4390 |
0.03738 |
287 |
183 |
82 |
22 |
438 |
As your attorney, I strongly advise you to spill the beans. |
1.4390 |
0.03834 |
287 |
186 |
76 |
25 |
439 |
For you, of all people, to be caught with your hand in the cookie jar... |
1.4390 |
0.03897 |
287 |
188 |
72 |
27 |
440 |
So it turns out the vegan police are real. |
1.4390 |
0.03738 |
287 |
183 |
82 |
22 |
441 |
What does your attorney say now that the butcher and candlestick maker turned State’s evidence? |
1.4390 |
0.04021 |
287 |
192 |
64 |
31 |
442 |
How were you to know there was someone inside the cake? |
1.4390 |
0.04140 |
287 |
196 |
56 |
35 |
443 |
Was this the first time someone asked for ketchup? |
1.4390 |
0.03990 |
287 |
191 |
66 |
30 |
444 |
l’ve set the timer for when you get out. |
1.4390 |
0.03866 |
287 |
187 |
74 |
26 |
445 |
Apparently the proof wasn't just in the pudding. |
1.4384 |
0.03910 |
292 |
193 |
70 |
29 |
446 |
Fine. The cake wasn't moist and fluffy. Next time, smuggle in your own file. |
1.4366 |
0.03957 |
284 |
188 |
68 |
28 |
447 |
They found your fingerprints on all the knives. |
1.4366 |
0.03957 |
284 |
188 |
68 |
28 |
448 |
I still don't understand why the judge sentenced you to thirteen years when the other guys only got twelve. |
1.4366 |
0.04020 |
284 |
190 |
64 |
30 |
449 |
They tell me you'll be out in 45 minutes, then you'll have to rest covered in foil for 20 minutes |
1.4366 |
0.04020 |
284 |
190 |
64 |
30 |
450 |
It’s not my fault the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker took plea deals... |
1.4366 |
0.04172 |
284 |
195 |
54 |
35 |
451 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker wash up dead on shore; of course you’re the number one suspect. |
1.4366 |
0.04201 |
284 |
196 |
52 |
36 |
452 |
If THIS president insists on his steak well done with ketchup, then that's what you give him! |
1.4362 |
0.04009 |
282 |
188 |
65 |
29 |
453 |
They said you’re looking at 86,000 hours at 73 degrees. |
1.4362 |
0.03977 |
282 |
187 |
67 |
28 |
454 |
They’ll probably leave you alone if you take off that hat. |
1.4362 |
0.03945 |
282 |
186 |
69 |
27 |
455 |
How long had you known about the peas touching the carrots? |
1.4362 |
0.03848 |
282 |
183 |
75 |
24 |
456 |
Bad news. Your goose is cooked! |
1.4362 |
0.04040 |
282 |
189 |
63 |
30 |
457 |
The press is calling it a searing indictment. |
1.4362 |
0.03782 |
282 |
181 |
79 |
22 |
458 |
They said you have to cook your own last meal. |
1.4362 |
0.03945 |
282 |
186 |
69 |
27 |
459 |
I know I said I'd wait for you but I'm just going to order a pizza. |
1.4362 |
0.03977 |
282 |
187 |
67 |
28 |
460 |
Arson charges aside, I felt the Bananas Foster was a bold choice. |
1.4362 |
0.03913 |
282 |
185 |
71 |
26 |
461 |
Interesting, I thought most inmates turn to religion. |
1.4362 |
0.03782 |
282 |
181 |
79 |
22 |
462 |
I always knew you were cooking the books. |
1.4362 |
0.04009 |
282 |
188 |
65 |
29 |
463 |
They offer you 6 months for poaching. |
1.4362 |
0.03945 |
282 |
186 |
69 |
27 |
464 |
The lawyer says the "Must have been something they ate" defense won't work. |
1.4362 |
0.04009 |
282 |
188 |
65 |
29 |
465 |
I bought a microwave. And I like it. |
1.4362 |
0.03848 |
282 |
183 |
75 |
24 |
466 |
'Hey, you try being Mrs. Boyardee out here in the world, sweetie!" |
1.4359 |
0.04072 |
273 |
182 |
63 |
28 |
467 |
Tell me again, how do I set the clock on the microwave? |
1.4357 |
0.03998 |
280 |
186 |
66 |
28 |
468 |
They're still searching for the butcher and the candlestickmaker. |
1.4353 |
0.03887 |
278 |
181 |
73 |
24 |
469 |
We'd like to get you out but we're having trouble raising the dough. |
1.4353 |
0.03819 |
278 |
179 |
77 |
22 |
470 |
I think I see now why you were transferred to Leavenworth. |
1.4353 |
0.03920 |
278 |
182 |
71 |
25 |
471 |
No updates from the lawyer. I just came to get your coq au vin recipe. |
1.4353 |
0.03853 |
278 |
180 |
75 |
23 |
472 |
You robbed a bank with a croissant, Harold. They're charging you for assault with a breadly weapon. |
1.4353 |
0.04050 |
278 |
186 |
63 |
29 |
473 |
Next time don’t cook the books. |
1.4353 |
0.03920 |
278 |
182 |
71 |
25 |
474 |
What am I supposed to do for dinner? |
1.4353 |
0.03853 |
278 |
180 |
75 |
23 |
475 |
I did tell them it's spelled S T O L L E N. |
1.4353 |
0.03920 |
278 |
182 |
71 |
25 |
476 |
We're trying to get your sentence reduced to thyme served. |
1.4353 |
0.03785 |
278 |
178 |
79 |
21 |
477 |
The proof was in the pudding. |
1.4353 |
0.03853 |
278 |
180 |
75 |
23 |
478 |
I'm new at this speed dating thing. Can I get fries with that? |
1.4342 |
0.03857 |
281 |
183 |
74 |
24 |
479 |
If only you hadn't wanted your cake and Edith, too. |
1.4337 |
0.04071 |
279 |
188 |
61 |
30 |
480 |
You've made your cake, now eat it! I told you, you should have been a butcher or a candlestick maker! |
1.4332 |
0.04028 |
277 |
185 |
64 |
28 |
481 |
The file is inside the jaune d’oeuf just tiede, sur une fueille de blette, pommes mitraille mitonees au jus de boutons cremeux, croustille de topinambour, bouilon a l’infusion de Comte’ de la famille Badoz |
1.4327 |
0.04081 |
275 |
185 |
61 |
29 |
482 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker ratted you out. |
1.4327 |
0.04241 |
275 |
190 |
51 |
34 |
483 |
As long as there is a file in it, you really shouldn't care what kind of cake I am baking for you. |
1.4327 |
0.03847 |
275 |
178 |
75 |
22 |
484 |
When you said you were going to the cooler, this was not what I had in mind. |
1.4327 |
0.03915 |
275 |
180 |
71 |
24 |
485 |
Why didn’t you just let him have his cake and eat it too? |
1.4327 |
0.04049 |
275 |
184 |
63 |
28 |
486 |
And they found your stash of gluten. |
1.4327 |
0.03915 |
275 |
180 |
71 |
24 |
487 |
No, dear, the proof wasn't in that pudding. |
1.4327 |
0.04146 |
275 |
187 |
57 |
31 |
488 |
Perhaps we should remove “A Pot Roast to Die For” from the menu. |
1.4327 |
0.03881 |
275 |
179 |
73 |
23 |
489 |
So it really IS a crime to serve a steak well done. |
1.4327 |
0.03742 |
275 |
175 |
81 |
19 |
490 |
The lawyer said yes, serving the wrong wine with a meal in Manhattan is a crime. |
1.4327 |
0.03915 |
275 |
180 |
71 |
24 |
491 |
The plan was to steal bullion, not bouillon. |
1.4327 |
0.03777 |
275 |
176 |
79 |
20 |
492 |
Your sous chef has been standing in for you around the house. The kids prefer his fresh approach and nonconventional style. |
1.4327 |
0.03949 |
275 |
181 |
69 |
25 |
493 |
They’re charging you with a salted batter. |
1.4317 |
0.04024 |
271 |
180 |
65 |
26 |
494 |
What do you mean when you say you're in for 10-15 at 425° ? |
1.4317 |
0.03886 |
271 |
176 |
73 |
22 |
495 |
So how's the food here? |
1.4317 |
0.03990 |
271 |
179 |
67 |
25 |
496 |
You were right. It was a recipe for disaster. |
1.4317 |
0.04125 |
271 |
183 |
59 |
29 |
497 |
You're not worried people will think you're being ironic if we put the cage-free chicken on the menu? |
1.4302 |
0.04054 |
265 |
176 |
64 |
25 |
498 |
What proof? I ate the pudding. |
1.4296 |
0.03965 |
270 |
178 |
68 |
24 |
499 |
I was hoping they'e make you take off the stupid hat |
1.4291 |
0.03915 |
268 |
175 |
71 |
22 |
500 |
The boys want to know where you hid the dough. |
1.4291 |
0.03985 |
268 |
177 |
67 |
24 |
501 |
The surviving guests thought the 'Chef's Surprise' was quite innovative. |
1.4291 |
0.03947 |
275 |
182 |
68 |
25 |
502 |
The lawyer said that maybe he can prove his head was already in the oven. |
1.4286 |
0.03862 |
266 |
172 |
74 |
20 |
503 |
How will I know when you’re done? |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
504 |
I'm having trouble raising dough for your bail. |
1.4280 |
0.03955 |
264 |
173 |
69 |
22 |
505 |
I told you to take death by chocolate off the menu. |
1.4280 |
0.04063 |
264 |
176 |
63 |
25 |
506 |
So you cooked the books, too? |
1.4280 |
0.04099 |
264 |
177 |
61 |
26 |
507 |
It was one Yelp review, Gerald. |
1.4280 |
0.04028 |
264 |
175 |
65 |
24 |
508 |
Find the biggest, meanest-looking guy and bake him a soufflé. |
1.4280 |
0.03955 |
264 |
173 |
69 |
22 |
509 |
The lawyer says your books are cooked and so is your goose. |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
510 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker are cooperating with the D.A. |
1.4280 |
0.04063 |
264 |
176 |
63 |
25 |
511 |
Leavenworth |
1.4280 |
0.04028 |
264 |
175 |
65 |
24 |
512 |
No, I can't bring you your knives. |
1.4280 |
0.04063 |
264 |
176 |
63 |
25 |
513 |
Just labeling the soup Deathcap Mushroom is apparently not enough of a disclaimer. |
1.4280 |
0.03807 |
264 |
169 |
77 |
18 |
514 |
Where'd you hide the dough? |
1.4280 |
0.04168 |
264 |
179 |
57 |
28 |
515 |
I begged you not to take the White House chef job! |
1.4280 |
0.04468 |
264 |
188 |
39 |
37 |
516 |
If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
517 |
The bad news: they denied your appeal. The good news: they loved your souffle and they say you've got a job ... for life. |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
518 |
I told you poaching was a crime. |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
519 |
I warned you about cooking the books. |
1.4280 |
0.03992 |
264 |
174 |
67 |
23 |
520 |
I'm pretty sure that, in here, 'hot buns' is just a single entendre. |
1.4280 |
0.04099 |
264 |
177 |
61 |
26 |
521 |
So unfortunately you're going to have to prepare you own last meal. |
1.4275 |
0.04226 |
262 |
179 |
54 |
29 |
522 |
So far they can't find the one-armed Gingerbread Man |
1.4269 |
0.04035 |
260 |
172 |
65 |
23 |
523 |
Look on the bright side. You always said that cooking was a lifelong commitment. |
1.4253 |
0.04059 |
261 |
174 |
63 |
24 |
524 |
I told you you should have left the White House when the Mooch did... |
1.4253 |
0.04131 |
261 |
176 |
59 |
26 |
525 |
They're charging you with 350 degree muder. |
1.4253 |
0.04095 |
261 |
175 |
61 |
25 |
526 |
They claim you knew the arugula wasn't locally sourced. |
1.4253 |
0.04202 |
261 |
178 |
55 |
28 |
527 |
The President says you can have a pardon, but only if you agree to be Secretary of State. |
1.4247 |
0.04189 |
259 |
176 |
56 |
27 |
528 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker got off scot-free. |
1.4247 |
0.04081 |
259 |
173 |
62 |
24 |
529 |
In 25 years you didn't bake me a cake, now you expect me to bake you one? |
1.4247 |
0.04007 |
259 |
171 |
66 |
22 |
530 |
Yes, it is a crime to put ketchup on pastrami and rye. |
1.4247 |
0.04044 |
259 |
172 |
64 |
23 |
531 |
Since you left, the Michelin Guide gave us another star. |
1.4247 |
0.04081 |
259 |
173 |
62 |
24 |
532 |
Oh Tony, 'poisson' is spelled with 2 ss. |
1.4247 |
0.04154 |
259 |
175 |
58 |
26 |
533 |
The judge says your goose is cooked. |
1.4247 |
0.04117 |
259 |
174 |
60 |
25 |
534 |
I'm the one who called them, Pierre. You weren't washing your hands. |
1.4247 |
0.04154 |
259 |
175 |
58 |
26 |
535 |
You should never have accepted a job as White House chef in the Trump administration. |
1.4247 |
0.04081 |
259 |
173 |
62 |
24 |
536 |
I need your meatloaf recipe. |
1.4241 |
0.04177 |
257 |
174 |
57 |
26 |
537 |
It WAS a killer recipe. |
1.4235 |
0.04088 |
255 |
170 |
62 |
23 |
538 |
What? Aggravated salt...and buttery? |
1.4235 |
0.04380 |
255 |
178 |
46 |
31 |
539 |
I'm sorry dear,,,no more conjugal visits. Last time you gave me a yeast infection. |
1.4235 |
0.04088 |
255 |
170 |
62 |
23 |
540 |
Sounds like another recipe for disaster. |
1.4235 |
0.04050 |
255 |
169 |
64 |
22 |
541 |
I've found someone else to toss my salad. |
1.4235 |
0.04200 |
255 |
173 |
56 |
26 |
542 |
I think we might be able get the sentence down to thyme served |
1.4235 |
0.04050 |
255 |
169 |
64 |
22 |
543 |
Bad news, the butcher and candlestick maker turned states evidence. |
1.4235 |
0.04200 |
255 |
173 |
56 |
26 |
544 |
Don't feel bad. Prisoners aren't supposed to like the food. |
1.4235 |
0.03934 |
255 |
166 |
70 |
19 |
545 |
That's right. I am now with the Muffin Man. |
1.4235 |
0.03895 |
255 |
165 |
72 |
18 |
546 |
How many times did I tell you, go to McDonalds and pick up cheeseburgers. The president doesn't like real food. |
1.4235 |
0.04200 |
255 |
173 |
56 |
26 |
547 |
I knew they'd give you thyme after all those capers on the lamb. |
1.4235 |
0.04345 |
255 |
177 |
48 |
30 |
548 |
We both knew it was only a matter of time before your half-baked schemes would land you here. |
1.4229 |
0.04334 |
253 |
175 |
49 |
29 |
549 |
The lawyer says you have to come up with more dough. |
1.4229 |
0.03916 |
253 |
164 |
71 |
18 |
550 |
The newspapers say you're going to fry. |
1.4223 |
0.04095 |
251 |
167 |
62 |
22 |
551 |
Your appeal was denied. Too many negative reviews on Yelp. |
1.4223 |
0.03936 |
251 |
163 |
70 |
18 |
552 |
No dear, I ‘m positive I told you to leave the gun, and take the cannoli . |
1.4206 |
0.03964 |
252 |
165 |
68 |
19 |
553 |
Well now your goose is really cooked. |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
554 |
Not pesticide you nitwit. I wanted pesto on the side. |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
555 |
It's not like I'm asking for your password. I just want your meatloaf recipe. |
1.4206 |
0.04043 |
252 |
167 |
64 |
21 |
556 |
It turns out there IS a law against putting mayonnaise in guacamole. |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
557 |
Well, it's not as if you don't have time to make it from scratch. |
1.4206 |
0.04159 |
252 |
170 |
58 |
24 |
558 |
Are you still serving thyme? |
1.4200 |
0.04105 |
250 |
167 |
61 |
22 |
559 |
...so it's 3 cups of flour, 2 cups sugar, 1 hacksaw, 4 eggs, and 2 tablespoons of baking powder |
1.4200 |
0.04105 |
250 |
167 |
61 |
22 |
560 |
Yes, yes. It was a killer souffle. |
1.4200 |
0.03945 |
250 |
163 |
69 |
18 |
561 |
And yesterday Junior announced he is gluten free. |
1.4200 |
0.03986 |
250 |
164 |
67 |
19 |
562 |
Unfortunately the judge had eaten in your restaurant. |
1.4200 |
0.04066 |
250 |
166 |
63 |
21 |
563 |
Your best chance is to pick out the biggest one and absolutely make him your sous chef. |
1.4200 |
0.04026 |
250 |
165 |
65 |
20 |
564 |
When you told me you 'beat Bobby Flay", I totally misunderstood you. |
1.4200 |
0.04105 |
250 |
167 |
61 |
22 |
565 |
Bad news. The chicken agreed to testify. |
1.4200 |
0.03945 |
250 |
163 |
69 |
18 |
566 |
The DA will knock it down to a misdemeanor if you testify against the butcher and the candlestick maker. |
1.4200 |
0.04144 |
250 |
168 |
59 |
23 |
567 |
It looks really bad. The butcher and the candlestick maker rolled over on you. |
1.4200 |
0.04443 |
250 |
176 |
43 |
31 |
568 |
I told you 'Death by Chocolate' was a bad idea. |
1.4200 |
0.04183 |
250 |
169 |
57 |
24 |
569 |
The D.A. wants to see you fry. |
1.4200 |
0.04221 |
250 |
170 |
55 |
25 |
570 |
Oh Hector, I thought ‘cooking the books’ was just an expression! |
1.4200 |
0.04333 |
250 |
173 |
49 |
28 |
571 |
You knew that potato was loaded, didn't you?!! |
1.4194 |
0.04245 |
248 |
169 |
54 |
25 |
572 |
I'm sorry sir, but it looks like the butcher and the candlestick maker have turned state's evidence. |
1.4194 |
0.04433 |
248 |
174 |
44 |
30 |
573 |
Is the money still in the hat? |
1.4187 |
0.03862 |
246 |
158 |
73 |
15 |
574 |
'I've taken 'Death By Chocolate' off the menu." |
1.4187 |
0.04270 |
246 |
168 |
53 |
25 |
575 |
They say you’re gonna fry for this! |
1.4187 |
0.04270 |
246 |
168 |
53 |
25 |
576 |
"I think the recipe actually said to "muddle the herbs", not "murder Herb". |
1.4187 |
0.04071 |
246 |
163 |
63 |
20 |
577 |
And then you said, "What's somebody going to do - call the Napoletana Pizza Police on me?" |
1.4187 |
0.04151 |
246 |
165 |
59 |
22 |
578 |
The police found the victim boneless, skinless and stuffed in a freezer. |
1.4187 |
0.04191 |
246 |
166 |
57 |
23 |
579 |
How many times did he send the shrimp scampi back before you hit him? |
1.4180 |
0.04135 |
244 |
163 |
60 |
21 |
580 |
You should know, I’ve made risotto with your brother. |
1.4174 |
0.04240 |
242 |
164 |
55 |
23 |
581 |
Good news. They've reduced your charges to assault with a deadly capon. |
1.4156 |
0.04306 |
243 |
167 |
51 |
25 |
582 |
The good news is that the judge will allow you to cook your own last meal |
1.4156 |
0.04384 |
243 |
169 |
47 |
27 |
583 |
The four and twenty blackbirds were an endangered species. |
1.4156 |
0.04145 |
243 |
163 |
59 |
21 |
584 |
They are taking health inspections pretty seriously these days |
1.4156 |
0.03891 |
243 |
157 |
71 |
15 |
585 |
I warned you against cooking the books... |
1.4156 |
0.04306 |
243 |
167 |
51 |
25 |
586 |
So when is too much butter a crime? |
1.4149 |
0.04210 |
241 |
163 |
56 |
22 |
587 |
You probably shouldn't tell your inmates you were the Cupcake King. |
1.4149 |
0.03912 |
241 |
156 |
70 |
15 |
588 |
There wasn't a scintilla of evidence against you, until you started cooking the books. |
1.4149 |
0.04371 |
241 |
167 |
48 |
26 |
589 |
The turkey was pardoned, you weren't. |
1.4149 |
0.04085 |
241 |
160 |
62 |
19 |
590 |
Enough about capers, where's the dough? |
1.4149 |
0.04042 |
241 |
159 |
64 |
18 |
591 |
Is is true you were cooking the books? |
1.4149 |
0.04169 |
241 |
162 |
58 |
21 |
592 |
That's not what they meant by 'Beat Bobby Flay.' |
1.4149 |
0.04449 |
241 |
169 |
44 |
28 |
593 |
Yes. I made sure your goose is cooked. |
1.4149 |
0.04449 |
241 |
169 |
44 |
28 |
594 |
Accept it --- Your vichyssoise really WAS criminal. |
1.4149 |
0.04251 |
241 |
164 |
54 |
23 |
595 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker have already confessed to what happened in that tub. |
1.4149 |
0.04127 |
241 |
161 |
60 |
20 |
596 |
they still want to know where you stashed the dough! |
1.4149 |
0.04169 |
241 |
162 |
58 |
21 |
597 |
I’m afraid your goose is cooked. |
1.4149 |
0.04251 |
241 |
164 |
54 |
23 |
598 |
Apparently, serving Manhattan clam chowder in New England is now a felony. |
1.4149 |
0.04127 |
241 |
161 |
60 |
20 |
599 |
I warned you that those four and twenty blackbirds would sing. |
1.4149 |
0.04331 |
241 |
166 |
50 |
25 |
600 |
The good news is you'll only be in for another two and a half hours. The bad news is the temperature is being set at 375 degrees. |
1.4149 |
0.04127 |
241 |
161 |
60 |
20 |
601 |
I'm sorry. Your goose is cooked. |
1.4149 |
0.04127 |
241 |
161 |
60 |
20 |
602 |
When the reviewer said your food was " to die for", I thought it was a compliment. |
1.4149 |
0.04169 |
241 |
162 |
58 |
21 |
603 |
Who'd have thought, 5-10 years for cooking the books. |
1.4149 |
0.04210 |
241 |
163 |
56 |
22 |
604 |
How much thyme do you have left? |
1.4149 |
0.04210 |
241 |
163 |
56 |
22 |
605 |
The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker are pinning it on you. |
1.4149 |
0.04410 |
241 |
168 |
46 |
27 |
606 |
Apparently, they saw your fruit cake and they think it's stollen. |
1.4149 |
0.04169 |
241 |
162 |
58 |
21 |
607 |
Your fingerprints were all over the dough. |
1.4149 |
0.04251 |
241 |
164 |
54 |
23 |
608 |
'Did you really cook the books?' |
1.4149 |
0.04291 |
241 |
165 |
52 |
24 |
609 |
So...they let you keep the hat. |
1.4149 |
0.04085 |
241 |
160 |
62 |
19 |
610 |
Jacques, please don't send another Chocolate Bombe to the Parole Commission. Not helpful. |
1.4149 |
0.04127 |
241 |
161 |
60 |
20 |
611 |
Bad news -- the butcher and the candlestick maker both deny that you were with them. |
1.4149 |
0.04526 |
241 |
171 |
40 |
30 |
612 |
Your goose is cooked! They’re going to grill you until they get a half-baked confession, then you’re gonna fry! |
1.4149 |
0.04210 |
241 |
163 |
56 |
22 |
613 |
I’m sorry Paul, but I’m leaving you for Jacques. He’s a cage-free chef. |
1.4149 |
0.04371 |
241 |
167 |
48 |
26 |
614 |
I assured the lawyer that you can raise the dough. |
1.4149 |
0.03999 |
241 |
158 |
66 |
17 |
615 |
How's the cuisine in there? Haute? Or not so haute? |
1.4142 |
0.04021 |
239 |
157 |
65 |
17 |
616 |
They’re convinced that you’re the one who cooked up the scheme. |
1.4142 |
0.04193 |
239 |
161 |
57 |
21 |
617 |
Nice try, but Trump survived. |
1.4135 |
0.04544 |
237 |
168 |
40 |
29 |
618 |
Quite ironic, don’t you think, that in 10 years you’ll be the one coming out of the can. |
1.4128 |
0.04199 |
235 |
158 |
57 |
20 |
619 |
It's not called "free range" in court. It's called "bail". |
1.4128 |
0.04285 |
235 |
160 |
53 |
22 |
620 |
They say you also cooked the books. |
1.4120 |
0.04479 |
233 |
163 |
44 |
26 |
621 |
You seriously want me to smuggle you a lemon zester hidden in a cake? |
1.4120 |
0.04479 |
233 |
163 |
44 |
26 |
622 |
How much thyme are they giving you? |
1.4120 |
0.04090 |
233 |
154 |
62 |
17 |
623 |
They claim you're the one who spoiled the broth. |
1.4120 |
0.04268 |
233 |
158 |
54 |
21 |
624 |
Bad news. The parole board said you didn’t serve enough thyme. |
1.4120 |
0.04311 |
233 |
159 |
52 |
22 |
625 |
Look on the bright side, it was a killer dinner. |
1.4120 |
0.03999 |
233 |
152 |
66 |
15 |
626 |
Does the gun go in before or after the butter? |
1.4120 |
0.04268 |
233 |
158 |
54 |
21 |
627 |
You're being charged with baking and entering. |
1.4120 |
0.04353 |
233 |
160 |
50 |
23 |
628 |
The kids are fine. They're happy they can pronounce the names of their dinners now. |
1.4120 |
0.04224 |
233 |
157 |
56 |
20 |
629 |
I don't care that your cellmates call you "fun" names like Chef Boyardee and the Barefoot Confessa. Your sentence ends tomorrow and I expect you to come home. |
1.4118 |
0.04118 |
238 |
159 |
60 |
19 |
630 |
Alright, where did you put the dough? |
1.4107 |
0.04343 |
224 |
152 |
52 |
20 |
631 |
Sorry, honey. I couldn't raise the dough. |
1.4095 |
0.04235 |
232 |
157 |
55 |
20 |
632 |
Honey, it's an innocent mistake--poisson, not poison. |
1.4095 |
0.04235 |
232 |
157 |
55 |
20 |
633 |
No William, I will not press my buns against the window. |
1.4095 |
0.04491 |
232 |
163 |
43 |
26 |
634 |
Well, maybe they’ll let you out for thyme served. |
1.4095 |
0.04322 |
232 |
159 |
51 |
22 |
635 |
I wasn't being literal when I asked you to make my mother a souffle. |
1.4095 |
0.04365 |
232 |
160 |
49 |
23 |
636 |
The good and bad news is that your goose is cooked. |
1.4095 |
0.04235 |
232 |
157 |
55 |
20 |
637 |
They're saying you did it in the kitchen with a spatula. |
1.4089 |
0.04373 |
225 |
154 |
50 |
21 |
638 |
So what's the food like. |
1.4087 |
0.04170 |
230 |
154 |
58 |
18 |
639 |
No I haven’t told them where you stashed the dough! |
1.4087 |
0.04348 |
230 |
158 |
50 |
22 |
640 |
Do I add the file before or after the butter and eggs? |
1.4087 |
0.04078 |
230 |
152 |
62 |
16 |
641 |
Under the circumstances, naming your dessert 'Death by Chocolate' was probably not the smartest idea |
1.4087 |
0.04392 |
230 |
159 |
48 |
23 |
642 |
I tried to tell you “The Great American Bake Off” competition wasn’t to the death, but you wouldn’t listen! |
1.4087 |
0.04124 |
230 |
153 |
60 |
17 |
643 |
You have to tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.4087 |
0.04392 |
230 |
159 |
48 |
23 |
644 |
Yes, Death by Chocolate did sound delicious. |
1.4087 |
0.04170 |
230 |
154 |
58 |
18 |
645 |
Look, I had the same soup you gave the judge and I'd say you got off easy. |
1.4087 |
0.04078 |
230 |
152 |
62 |
16 |
646 |
I'm the sous-public defender. |
1.4087 |
0.04260 |
230 |
156 |
54 |
20 |
647 |
We’re trying to buy you more thyme. |
1.4087 |
0.04170 |
230 |
154 |
58 |
18 |
648 |
I told you it was a crime to charge that much for a slice of toast with mashed avocado. |
1.4081 |
0.04116 |
223 |
147 |
61 |
15 |
649 |
I always said ‘cage-free’ only. Now, look at you. |
1.4081 |
0.04261 |
223 |
150 |
55 |
18 |
650 |
Say, have you heard the latest one about you? People are saying if you make your own last meal, the execution will take care of itself. |
1.4079 |
0.04419 |
228 |
158 |
47 |
23 |
651 |
You're going to be featured on 'Diners, Drive-byes, and Dives'. |
1.4079 |
0.04375 |
228 |
157 |
49 |
22 |
652 |
You’re telling me the butler did it? |
1.4079 |
0.04102 |
228 |
151 |
61 |
16 |
653 |
They say you're a cereal offender |
1.4071 |
0.04312 |
226 |
154 |
52 |
20 |
654 |
The only way you're going to survive in there is by becoming someone's sous bitch. |
1.4062 |
0.04475 |
224 |
156 |
45 |
23 |
655 |
I know at 350, but for how long? |
1.4062 |
0.04385 |
224 |
154 |
49 |
21 |
656 |
So, did you spill the beans, or not? |
1.4062 |
0.04430 |
224 |
155 |
47 |
22 |
657 |
What you did to that steak IS a crime and the jury agreed with me. |
1.4062 |
0.04430 |
224 |
155 |
47 |
22 |
658 |
I miss your wiener. |
1.4062 |
0.04519 |
224 |
157 |
43 |
24 |
659 |
Honey, for the kids sake, please just admit you know the Muffin Man! |
1.4062 |
0.04385 |
224 |
154 |
49 |
21 |
660 |
Who knew it was an actual crime to serve ketchup with filet mignon? |
1.4062 |
0.04198 |
224 |
150 |
57 |
17 |
661 |
I've been seeing someone. On the side. |
1.4062 |
0.03952 |
224 |
145 |
67 |
12 |
662 |
The parole board passed you up, but they did give you a Michelin star. |
1.4062 |
0.04292 |
224 |
152 |
53 |
19 |
663 |
I told you not to get involved with the Butcher and Candlestick Maker. |
1.4062 |
0.04292 |
224 |
152 |
53 |
19 |
664 |
You won't get a reduction for thyme served. |
1.4062 |
0.04198 |
224 |
150 |
57 |
17 |
665 |
I told you, honey, there's no such thing as the perfect crème. |
1.4062 |
0.04339 |
224 |
153 |
51 |
20 |
666 |
I’ve found another restaurant. |
1.4062 |
0.04339 |
224 |
153 |
51 |
20 |
667 |
I warned you that all those capers would bring nothing but trouble |
1.4062 |
0.04339 |
224 |
153 |
51 |
20 |
668 |
How the hell am I going to get you coriander! |
1.4062 |
0.04292 |
224 |
152 |
53 |
19 |
669 |
I'm leaving you for the Dumb Waiter. |
1.4062 |
0.04385 |
224 |
154 |
49 |
21 |
670 |
Do you know your Marinara rights? |
1.4062 |
0.04519 |
224 |
157 |
43 |
24 |
671 |
I have a bun in the oven. |
1.4054 |
0.04271 |
222 |
150 |
54 |
18 |
672 |
But darling, revenge is better served cold. |
1.4054 |
0.04175 |
222 |
148 |
58 |
16 |
673 |
I'm sorry you had to find out like this, but since you've been in, I've been ordering takeout. |
1.4054 |
0.04458 |
222 |
154 |
46 |
22 |
674 |
You don’t think bringing a cake to a baker will look suspicious? |
1.4054 |
0.04504 |
222 |
155 |
44 |
23 |
675 |
Those critics don't mess around. |
1.4054 |
0.04076 |
222 |
146 |
62 |
14 |
676 |
I should have paid closer attention when you told me you really kneaded the dough. |
1.4054 |
0.04076 |
222 |
146 |
62 |
14 |
677 |
Prison food IS the punisment! |
1.4054 |
0.04126 |
222 |
147 |
60 |
15 |
678 |
Ron, look, you couldn't have known about his nut allergy....right? ....Ron? |
1.4054 |
0.04319 |
222 |
151 |
52 |
19 |
679 |
The good news is you only got three years. Bad news is you lost a Michelin Star. |
1.4054 |
0.04126 |
222 |
147 |
60 |
15 |
680 |
On the bright side, the police couldn't believe I got a hacksaw in a croissant. |
1.4054 |
0.04319 |
222 |
151 |
52 |
19 |
681 |
He insulted your risotto; of course he deserved to die! |
1.4054 |
0.04458 |
222 |
154 |
46 |
22 |
682 |
It's no good, Dear. They're still insisting that you cooked the books. |
1.4054 |
0.04366 |
222 |
152 |
50 |
20 |
683 |
Bad news: the judge rejected our request for thyme served. |
1.4054 |
0.04458 |
222 |
154 |
46 |
22 |
684 |
Red wine with fish?!... what were you thinking? |
1.4054 |
0.04366 |
222 |
152 |
50 |
20 |
685 |
No, I DO NOT have a reservation. |
1.4054 |
0.04271 |
222 |
150 |
54 |
18 |
686 |
I thought you meant the other CIA... |
1.4054 |
0.04412 |
222 |
153 |
48 |
21 |
687 |
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lyonnaise. |
1.4054 |
0.04458 |
222 |
154 |
46 |
22 |
688 |
I told you a blowfish restaurant was a terrible idea. |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
689 |
I think I joined the wrong CIA. |
1.4027 |
0.04330 |
221 |
151 |
51 |
19 |
690 |
You were right. Your soufflé was to die for. |
1.4027 |
0.04234 |
221 |
149 |
55 |
17 |
691 |
Yes, I suppose a file would ruin the cake, but I think you're missing the point. |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
692 |
They said you're looking at ten to a baker's dozen. |
1.4027 |
0.04330 |
221 |
151 |
51 |
19 |
693 |
Bad news. Your lawyer ran off with all the dough. |
1.4027 |
0.04377 |
221 |
152 |
49 |
20 |
694 |
The DA says you’ve had your fingers in one too many pies. |
1.4027 |
0.04424 |
221 |
153 |
47 |
21 |
695 |
Sorry... they're saying life without the possibility of profiterole. |
1.4027 |
0.04516 |
221 |
155 |
43 |
23 |
696 |
Look at the bright side- the review said the food was to die for. |
1.4027 |
0.04330 |
221 |
151 |
51 |
19 |
697 |
The Prosecutor says you're going to fry. |
1.4027 |
0.04424 |
221 |
153 |
47 |
21 |
698 |
I will bake your cake with a file in it but I refuse to use fondant. |
1.4027 |
0.04234 |
221 |
149 |
55 |
17 |
699 |
Don't worry dear, you should be out in 45-60 minutes. |
1.4027 |
0.04086 |
221 |
146 |
61 |
14 |
700 |
I've been seeing other menus. |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
701 |
I said Chef Maurice's souffle was to die for, not to kill for. |
1.4027 |
0.04377 |
221 |
152 |
49 |
20 |
702 |
Well it looked like flour to me! |
1.4027 |
0.04377 |
221 |
152 |
49 |
20 |
703 |
They say you went off half baked |
1.4027 |
0.04330 |
221 |
151 |
51 |
19 |
704 |
If you plead guilty to impersonating a chef they'll give you back your hot dog cart. |
1.4027 |
0.04470 |
221 |
154 |
45 |
22 |
705 |
The Appeals Court held that you got your just desserts. |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
706 |
You look done to me. |
1.4027 |
0.04282 |
221 |
150 |
53 |
18 |
707 |
If you confess to the whipping, they'll dismiss the beating. |
1.4027 |
0.04185 |
221 |
148 |
57 |
16 |
708 |
So, do I add the sugar before or after chisel? |
1.4027 |
0.04377 |
221 |
152 |
49 |
20 |
709 |
Sorry dear, but a bad review doesn't make it 'justifiable homicide'. |
1.4027 |
0.03984 |
221 |
144 |
65 |
12 |
710 |
I don't think I can raise that kind of dough. |
1.4019 |
0.04329 |
214 |
145 |
52 |
17 |
711 |
The public exposure charge is your fault. I swear I said masticate |
1.4018 |
0.04309 |
219 |
149 |
52 |
18 |
712 |
They turned down your parole application. The warden likes your souffles. |
1.4018 |
0.04499 |
219 |
153 |
44 |
22 |
713 |
I’m sorry, but they say you’re gonna fry. |
1.4009 |
0.04236 |
217 |
146 |
55 |
16 |
714 |
Will you stop putting pineapple on pizza when you are released? |
1.4000 |
0.04263 |
215 |
145 |
54 |
16 |
715 |
They want to call it "Prison Chef". Kind of a Birdman of Alcatraz meets Martha Stewart. |
1.4000 |
0.04211 |
215 |
144 |
56 |
15 |
716 |
Please stop. I didn't come to listen to your problems. I'm having the Rothman's over and need the recipe to your mushroom barley soup. |
1.3991 |
0.04341 |
213 |
145 |
51 |
17 |
717 |
And you thought that death by chocolate would be a perfect crime. |
1.3991 |
0.04491 |
213 |
148 |
45 |
20 |
718 |
You’re the one who cooked the books. |
1.3991 |
0.04491 |
213 |
148 |
45 |
20 |
719 |
Didn't I warn you about cooking the books? |
1.3991 |
0.04442 |
213 |
147 |
47 |
19 |
720 |
Oh, for Pete's sake, swallow your pride and use the "Twinkie defense." |
1.3991 |
0.04442 |
213 |
147 |
47 |
19 |
721 |
Sorry, I told the police you were the bombe expert. |
1.3991 |
0.04589 |
213 |
150 |
41 |
22 |
722 |
You've got to tell me where you hid the rest of the dough. |
1.3991 |
0.04442 |
213 |
147 |
47 |
19 |
723 |
How's the food dear? |
1.3991 |
0.04442 |
213 |
147 |
47 |
19 |
724 |
I understand that on fridays you get to wear whatever you like but Phil... you’re a dentist. |
1.3991 |
0.04391 |
213 |
146 |
49 |
18 |
725 |
I'm leaving you and taking all the recipes. |
1.3991 |
0.04132 |
213 |
141 |
59 |
13 |
726 |
The butcher’s not talking, and the candlestick maker’s on the lam. |
1.3991 |
0.04185 |
213 |
142 |
57 |
14 |
727 |
But when did using Cream of Mushroom soup in a recipe become a crime? |
1.3991 |
0.04237 |
213 |
143 |
55 |
15 |
728 |
I'm leaving you for the candlestick maker |
1.3991 |
0.04237 |
213 |
143 |
55 |
15 |
729 |
Where's the dough? |
1.3991 |
0.04341 |
213 |
145 |
51 |
17 |
730 |
When were you taken into custardy? |
1.3991 |
0.04391 |
213 |
146 |
49 |
18 |
731 |
I begged you not to cook the books. |
1.3991 |
0.04391 |
213 |
146 |
49 |
18 |
732 |
Are they asking you to make your own last meal? |
1.3991 |
0.04341 |
213 |
145 |
51 |
17 |
733 |
The lawyer says your goose is cooked.' |
1.3991 |
0.04637 |
213 |
151 |
39 |
23 |
734 |
So, where do they have you working? |
1.3991 |
0.04237 |
213 |
143 |
55 |
15 |
735 |
Let's clarify. |
1.3981 |
0.04368 |
211 |
144 |
50 |
17 |
736 |
You are being charged with obstruction of arteries. |
1.3981 |
0.04211 |
211 |
141 |
56 |
14 |
737 |
Seriously, a serrated knife? |
1.3981 |
0.04211 |
211 |
141 |
56 |
14 |
738 |
So how long do I bake it after I put the file in? |
1.3981 |
0.04264 |
211 |
142 |
54 |
15 |
739 |
Well what did you expect Jack? The proof was in the pudding. |
1.3981 |
0.04620 |
211 |
149 |
40 |
22 |
740 |
The next time a customer wants to talk to the chef, leave your knife in the kitchen. |
1.3981 |
0.04420 |
211 |
145 |
48 |
18 |
741 |
Don't worry. I set the timer. |
1.3981 |
0.04264 |
211 |
142 |
54 |
15 |
742 |
I'm leaving you for Boyardee |
1.3981 |
0.04317 |
211 |
143 |
52 |
16 |
743 |
The President said he would consider a pardon if you agreed with his menu suggestions. |
1.3981 |
0.04211 |
211 |
141 |
56 |
14 |
744 |
They're charging you with 350 degree muder. |
1.3961 |
0.04426 |
207 |
142 |
48 |
17 |
745 |
We didn't realize you literally meant the chocolate mousse recipe was to die for |
1.3952 |
0.04380 |
210 |
144 |
49 |
17 |
746 |
The jury has food poisoning. |
1.3952 |
0.04730 |
210 |
151 |
35 |
24 |
747 |
I'm sorry, but literally every prospective juror we've interviewed is on a gluten-free diet. |
1.3952 |
0.04328 |
210 |
143 |
51 |
16 |
748 |
I'd bake a cake and conceal a file, but you'd complain it lacks "moistness and texture." |
1.3952 |
0.04328 |
210 |
143 |
51 |
16 |
749 |
You finally got your just desserts. |
1.3952 |
0.04221 |
210 |
141 |
55 |
14 |
750 |
Dark web, Bitcoin, foie gras...who are you, Pierre? |
1.3952 |
0.04778 |
210 |
152 |
33 |
25 |
751 |
Have you considered what your last meal should be? |
1.3952 |
0.04483 |
210 |
146 |
45 |
19 |
752 |
He said you can’t rub your meat in public anymore. |
1.3952 |
0.04328 |
210 |
143 |
51 |
16 |
753 |
Look inside the cake. |
1.3952 |
0.04380 |
210 |
144 |
49 |
17 |
754 |
You're a baker, not a butcher. |
1.3952 |
0.04328 |
210 |
143 |
51 |
16 |
755 |
Will they at least let you prepare your last meal? |
1.3952 |
0.04432 |
210 |
145 |
47 |
18 |
756 |
We've been playing with a number of names for it. How does "Crime Brulee" grab you? |
1.3942 |
0.04192 |
208 |
139 |
56 |
13 |
757 |
I just don't get it, Stefan... how could they accuse you of cooking the books?!? |
1.3942 |
0.04355 |
208 |
142 |
50 |
16 |
758 |
I guess it really was to die for |
1.3942 |
0.04355 |
208 |
142 |
50 |
16 |
759 |
Please tell me you used real mayonnaise. |
1.3942 |
0.04512 |
208 |
145 |
44 |
19 |
760 |
"Beat Bobby Flay" was just a metaphor. |
1.3942 |
0.04408 |
208 |
143 |
48 |
17 |
761 |
I took your Killer Calamari off the menu. |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
762 |
You might want to reconsider how you dress for trial—you’re being charged with cannibalism. |
1.3942 |
0.04664 |
208 |
148 |
38 |
22 |
763 |
The goose has a very good lawyer. |
1.3942 |
0.04564 |
208 |
146 |
42 |
20 |
764 |
How many will you be serving? |
1.3942 |
0.04355 |
208 |
142 |
50 |
16 |
765 |
Is it true what people are saying, Harry? Were you cooking the books? |
1.3942 |
0.04192 |
208 |
139 |
56 |
13 |
766 |
You want a file so bad, bake your own lousy cake. |
1.3942 |
0.04461 |
208 |
144 |
46 |
18 |
767 |
Wouldn't a cake be a little obvious? |
1.3942 |
0.04192 |
208 |
139 |
56 |
13 |
768 |
Bad new - Both the butcher and the candlestick maker stuck deals with the prosecutor. |
1.3942 |
0.04763 |
208 |
150 |
34 |
24 |
769 |
I'm tired of being battered. |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
770 |
Grandma says she forgives you for stealing her brisket recipe but the DA won't budge. |
1.3942 |
0.04247 |
208 |
140 |
54 |
14 |
771 |
Serving red wine with fish IS a crime! |
1.3942 |
0.04614 |
208 |
147 |
40 |
21 |
772 |
Do you have any prior confections? |
1.3942 |
0.04302 |
208 |
141 |
52 |
15 |
773 |
No, I didn't bring your French double-slotted spoon! |
1.3942 |
0.04512 |
208 |
145 |
44 |
19 |
774 |
You can beat this...or at least whisk it. |
1.3942 |
0.04408 |
208 |
143 |
48 |
17 |
775 |
You knew he had a nut allergy? |
1.3942 |
0.04408 |
208 |
143 |
48 |
17 |
776 |
The victim’s family said they hope you bake in hell. |
1.3942 |
0.04137 |
208 |
138 |
58 |
12 |
777 |
The reviews said you killed it. |
1.3942 |
0.04512 |
208 |
145 |
44 |
19 |
778 |
Didn't I tell you? The president ALWAYS gets two scoops, not just one. You KNEW that. |
1.3942 |
0.04512 |
208 |
145 |
44 |
19 |
779 |
Yes... I think this will definitely have an impact on our Yelp reviews. |
1.3942 |
0.04247 |
208 |
140 |
54 |
14 |
780 |
They're saying you cooked the books. |
1.3942 |
0.04512 |
208 |
145 |
44 |
19 |
781 |
So how's the food? |
1.3942 |
0.04408 |
208 |
143 |
48 |
17 |
782 |
Everybody has been raving about the restaurant recently. |
1.3932 |
0.04490 |
206 |
143 |
45 |
18 |
783 |
Nice try, but my mother is recovering. |
1.3930 |
0.04460 |
201 |
138 |
47 |
16 |
784 |
It’s pretty incriminating, Tommy. They found the rolling pin in the glove compartment…with your floury fingerprints all over it. |
1.3923 |
0.04065 |
209 |
138 |
60 |
11 |
785 |
You were right, your Boeuf Bourguignon was to die for. |
1.3922 |
0.04521 |
204 |
142 |
44 |
18 |
786 |
Can't take the heat? |
1.3922 |
0.04521 |
204 |
142 |
44 |
18 |
787 |
I warned you that people take the Times review seriously. |
1.3913 |
0.04202 |
207 |
139 |
55 |
13 |
788 |
Looks like your goose is cooked, Henri. |
1.3911 |
0.04386 |
202 |
138 |
49 |
15 |
789 |
Great! Now all we need are the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker to come clean... |
1.3911 |
0.04658 |
202 |
143 |
39 |
20 |
790 |
Ok but do I put the knife in before or after I bake the cake. |
1.3911 |
0.04442 |
202 |
139 |
47 |
16 |
791 |
They said I was resisting a roast |
1.3911 |
0.04442 |
202 |
139 |
47 |
16 |
792 |
They'll grant you parole if you just admit that you used high fructose corn syrup. |
1.3911 |
0.04551 |
202 |
141 |
43 |
18 |
793 |
Make this easier on everyone and tell them the secret to the sauce. |
1.3911 |
0.04386 |
202 |
138 |
49 |
15 |
794 |
Idiot! I WARNED you that you’d end up in Cook County Jail! |
1.3911 |
0.04442 |
202 |
139 |
47 |
16 |
795 |
Just tell me where you stashed the dough! |
1.3911 |
0.04965 |
202 |
149 |
27 |
26 |
796 |
You still have four years left on your timer. |
1.3900 |
0.04415 |
200 |
137 |
48 |
15 |
797 |
"Take the cake' is just an expression, George |
1.3900 |
0.04527 |
200 |
139 |
44 |
17 |
798 |
Liver, fava beans, and chianti are strictly circumstantial, what else do they have? |
1.3900 |
0.04527 |
200 |
139 |
44 |
17 |
799 |
So you took the gun and left the cannoli? |
1.3900 |
0.04691 |
200 |
142 |
38 |
20 |
800 |
When you said you'd come up with a way to make a lot of dough I thought -- |
1.3900 |
0.04415 |
200 |
137 |
48 |
15 |
801 |
Don't worry. At least nine other people have also confessed to murdering Gordon Ramsay. |
1.3900 |
0.04415 |
200 |
137 |
48 |
15 |
802 |
I left the gun. I ate the cannoli. |
1.3900 |
0.04691 |
200 |
142 |
38 |
20 |
803 |
They said you were cooking the books. |
1.3900 |
0.04797 |
200 |
144 |
34 |
22 |
804 |
No, of course they won't let you have your knife set. |
1.3900 |
0.04415 |
200 |
137 |
48 |
15 |
805 |
Death by chocolate was meant to be a euphemism. |
1.3900 |
0.04691 |
200 |
142 |
38 |
20 |
806 |
Does the file go in before or after the eggs? |
1.3900 |
0.04527 |
200 |
139 |
44 |
17 |
807 |
Gordon Ramsay is on the jury... |
1.3900 |
0.04472 |
200 |
138 |
46 |
16 |
808 |
'Cooking the books isn't really a defense...' |
1.3900 |
0.04241 |
200 |
134 |
54 |
12 |
809 |
Serving thyme? |
1.3889 |
0.04724 |
198 |
141 |
37 |
20 |
810 |
As White House chef, you actually thought it would be funny if Hillary popped out? |
1.3889 |
0.04832 |
198 |
143 |
33 |
22 |
811 |
At least the jury all agreed that you make a killer souffle. |
1.3889 |
0.04614 |
198 |
139 |
41 |
18 |
812 |
Your lawyer says you might get time off for gourmet behavior. |
1.3889 |
0.04502 |
198 |
137 |
45 |
16 |
813 |
Sorry baby, I couldn’t raise the dough. |
1.3889 |
0.04670 |
198 |
140 |
39 |
19 |
814 |
They want to know where you hid the dough. |
1.3889 |
0.04614 |
198 |
139 |
41 |
18 |
815 |
Upshot is, you knew the lobster was alive... |
1.3889 |
0.04445 |
198 |
136 |
47 |
15 |
816 |
I don't think we can get you off. "Death By Chocolate" was on the menu. |
1.3889 |
0.04445 |
198 |
136 |
47 |
15 |
817 |
I'm afraid the warden said I can't bring your knife set. You'll just have to find another hobby. |
1.3889 |
0.04445 |
198 |
136 |
47 |
15 |
818 |
You were right about the bisque--it did kill the competition. |
1.3881 |
0.04618 |
201 |
142 |
40 |
19 |
819 |
We all have our problems, and yours is getting that cake to my house by 2:00 Saturday! |
1.3878 |
0.04356 |
196 |
133 |
50 |
13 |
820 |
They're trying to reduce the charge to aggravated salting and buttering. |
1.3878 |
0.04475 |
196 |
135 |
46 |
15 |
821 |
The good news: Your book is a best seller! |
1.3878 |
0.04416 |
196 |
134 |
48 |
14 |
822 |
They have you making pizzas instead of license plates? |
1.3878 |
0.04296 |
196 |
132 |
52 |
12 |
823 |
I guess the proof was in the pudding |
1.3878 |
0.04647 |
196 |
138 |
40 |
18 |
824 |
I agree with the Times, your blanquette de veau was criminal. |
1.3878 |
0.04475 |
196 |
135 |
46 |
15 |
825 |
California law requires 10 years per ounce of gluten, but we're trying to get it reduced. |
1.3878 |
0.04234 |
196 |
131 |
54 |
11 |
826 |
I said you didn't knead the dough. |
1.3858 |
0.04738 |
197 |
141 |
36 |
20 |
827 |
The kids want me to ask for your recipe for those brownies you make. |
1.3858 |
0.04514 |
197 |
137 |
44 |
16 |
828 |
I told you the mystery meat would be a problem some day. |
1.3858 |
0.04217 |
197 |
132 |
54 |
11 |
829 |
Table 9 is still waiting for their appetizer... |
1.3858 |
0.04398 |
197 |
135 |
48 |
14 |
830 |
Looks like you'll have to stay in for another 5 or 10. |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
831 |
I told you the gluten-free people were serious. |
1.3846 |
0.04487 |
195 |
135 |
45 |
15 |
832 |
What are you making for your last meal? |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
833 |
You’re looking at 30 years and losing one star |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
834 |
Yes, we have one in the oven. |
1.3846 |
0.04487 |
195 |
135 |
45 |
15 |
835 |
Your lawyer thinks that your goose is cooked. |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
836 |
I guess this explains why your flour shipments always came in at 2AM. |
1.3846 |
0.04487 |
195 |
135 |
45 |
15 |
837 |
Cheer up. I noticed 5 star Yelp reviews for the prison cafeteria since you've been here. |
1.3846 |
0.04487 |
195 |
135 |
45 |
15 |
838 |
Got it... flour, eggs, saw, 350 degrees, one hour |
1.3846 |
0.04367 |
195 |
133 |
49 |
13 |
839 |
I have the file, of course--but I figured that you would handle the cake. |
1.3846 |
0.04772 |
195 |
140 |
35 |
20 |
840 |
I have reservations. |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
841 |
You just had to reveal all eleven of the secret herbs and spices, didn't you Jonathan? I told you there would be repercussions, but would you listen to your wife? Nooooo. |
1.3846 |
0.04427 |
195 |
134 |
47 |
14 |
842 |
Did you have to tell the cops your Bouillabaise was "to die for"? |
1.3846 |
0.04827 |
195 |
141 |
33 |
21 |
843 |
The chickens have gotten a lawyer. |
1.3846 |
0.04487 |
195 |
135 |
45 |
15 |
844 |
Never mind that it was from a mix! Did you get the hacksaw? |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
845 |
So you’re saying the cake won’t be finished before the wedding |
1.3846 |
0.04545 |
195 |
136 |
43 |
16 |
846 |
"They have a critic on the inside". |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
847 |
Our marriage is down to one star. |
1.3846 |
0.04603 |
195 |
137 |
41 |
17 |
848 |
I begged you to leave the White House last year! |
1.3846 |
0.04936 |
195 |
143 |
29 |
23 |
849 |
You cooked your own goose this time. |
1.3846 |
0.04827 |
195 |
141 |
33 |
21 |
850 |
You're gonna fry for this |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
851 |
Well, what you did to that roast WAS a crime. |
1.3846 |
0.04660 |
195 |
138 |
39 |
18 |
852 |
Margarine! What were you thinking?! |
1.3842 |
0.04253 |
190 |
127 |
53 |
10 |
853 |
I told you not to serve your Death by Chocolate. |
1.3822 |
0.04609 |
191 |
134 |
41 |
16 |
854 |
I have bad news. It seems like your goose is cooked. |
1.3822 |
0.04488 |
191 |
132 |
45 |
14 |
855 |
I'm sorry honey, but it appears that your goose is cooked |
1.3822 |
0.04899 |
191 |
139 |
31 |
21 |
856 |
The false advertising charge is bogus---it really was a "Dessert To Die For." |
1.3822 |
0.04488 |
191 |
132 |
45 |
14 |
857 |
It's not looking good, honey. They found the rolling pin. |
1.3822 |
0.04235 |
191 |
128 |
53 |
10 |
858 |
Well, it was your idea to cook the books. |
1.3822 |
0.04426 |
191 |
131 |
47 |
13 |
859 |
The prosecutor is recommending 15 to 20 at 425. |
1.3822 |
0.04669 |
191 |
135 |
39 |
17 |
860 |
Visitation at Cook County Jail |
1.3822 |
0.04426 |
191 |
131 |
47 |
13 |
861 |
You had your fingers in too many pies. |
1.3822 |
0.04669 |
191 |
135 |
39 |
17 |
862 |
I've brought the shank you asked for, you said lamb right? |
1.3822 |
0.04549 |
191 |
133 |
43 |
15 |
863 |
So, putting pineapple on pizza really is criminal? |
1.3822 |
0.04549 |
191 |
133 |
43 |
15 |
864 |
Guess that killer recipe of yours caught up with you. |
1.3822 |
0.04549 |
191 |
133 |
43 |
15 |
865 |
I told you your goose was cooked. |
1.3822 |
0.04609 |
191 |
134 |
41 |
16 |
866 |
You kneaded dough that bad? |
1.3822 |
0.04609 |
191 |
134 |
41 |
16 |
867 |
As your attorney I advise you to simply do your thyme. |
1.3822 |
0.04899 |
191 |
139 |
31 |
21 |
868 |
So how much thyme they givin’ you? |
1.3822 |
0.04843 |
191 |
138 |
33 |
20 |
869 |
To be fair, who puts ketchup on a prime rib? |
1.3822 |
0.04364 |
191 |
130 |
49 |
12 |
870 |
Bad news - the butcher and the candlestick maker confessed. |
1.3822 |
0.04609 |
191 |
134 |
41 |
16 |
871 |
Maybe at least they'll let you cook your own last meal. |
1.3822 |
0.04549 |
191 |
133 |
43 |
15 |
872 |
I still maintain that cooking a steak medium-well is not a crime. |
1.3810 |
0.04642 |
189 |
133 |
40 |
16 |
873 |
Well, when the jury got food poisoning, it should have been your first clue. |
1.3810 |
0.04581 |
189 |
132 |
42 |
15 |
874 |
Is it true what they said? That you were beating the eggs and whipping the cream? |
1.3810 |
0.04519 |
189 |
131 |
44 |
14 |
875 |
But, honey, ‘Your food is to die for’ is just a figure of speech. |
1.3810 |
0.04519 |
189 |
131 |
44 |
14 |
876 |
I’m still confused: are you serving time or serving food? |
1.3810 |
0.04263 |
189 |
127 |
52 |
10 |
877 |
Truth be told, your better-than-sex cake is really only better-than-sex-with-you cake. |
1.3810 |
0.04328 |
189 |
128 |
50 |
11 |
878 |
Let's keep the slicing and dicing to vegetables next time. |
1.3804 |
0.04473 |
184 |
126 |
46 |
12 |
879 |
Where'd you put the dough? |
1.3802 |
0.04707 |
192 |
137 |
37 |
18 |
880 |
We're OK...Billy thinks you're spending time on Top Chef. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
881 |
You're scheduled to fry a week from today at midnight. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
882 |
Honey it was not hyperbole. Your lasagna actually killed. |
1.3797 |
0.04614 |
187 |
131 |
41 |
15 |
883 |
Your Tinder bio said you were an Iron Chef, but I didn't realize it meant you were behind bars. |
1.3797 |
0.04737 |
187 |
133 |
37 |
17 |
884 |
I see your still in culinary confinement. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
885 |
Evidently, you weren’t even good at cooking the books. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
886 |
Oh — I thought you said to make a cake with *phyllo* inside. |
1.3797 |
0.04291 |
187 |
126 |
51 |
10 |
887 |
Well Dear, you gave a new meaning to hell’s kitchen. |
1.3797 |
0.04614 |
187 |
131 |
41 |
15 |
888 |
It seems the jury for your appeal is entirely vegan Mr. Boyardee. |
1.3797 |
0.04676 |
187 |
132 |
39 |
16 |
889 |
Don't cry. We'll sous. |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
890 |
You served what with fava beans and a nice Chianti? |
1.3797 |
0.04487 |
187 |
129 |
45 |
13 |
891 |
I told you not to refuse that wedding cake to those Republicans |
1.3797 |
0.04676 |
187 |
132 |
39 |
16 |
892 |
You might have gotten away with it if you hadn't julienned the body. |
1.3797 |
0.04551 |
187 |
130 |
43 |
14 |
893 |
Yes, but Martha didn't shoot her assistant for overcooking the flan. |
1.3797 |
0.04614 |
187 |
131 |
41 |
15 |
894 |
Listen, they know it was you who spoiled the broth. |
1.3784 |
0.04710 |
185 |
131 |
38 |
16 |
895 |
Evidently you can't have your cake and eat it too. |
1.3784 |
0.04453 |
185 |
127 |
46 |
12 |
896 |
You've been sentenced to the electric stove |
1.3784 |
0.04772 |
185 |
132 |
36 |
17 |
897 |
I know two critics who will swear your goose is not cooked. |
1.3784 |
0.04320 |
185 |
125 |
50 |
10 |
898 |
So they are letting you cook your last meal? |
1.3784 |
0.04519 |
185 |
128 |
44 |
13 |
899 |
The prosecution intends to contend that the crème brûlée wasn’t to die for |
1.3784 |
0.04647 |
185 |
130 |
40 |
15 |
900 |
For the last time, Philippe, they arrested you for beating the sous chef, not the eggs. |
1.3784 |
0.04320 |
185 |
125 |
50 |
10 |
901 |
Got it. The file is the key ingredient. |
1.3784 |
0.04453 |
185 |
127 |
46 |
12 |
902 |
I said, 'Leave the gun. Take the canolli,' not the other way around. |
1.3784 |
0.04772 |
185 |
132 |
36 |
17 |
903 |
Sorry, honey...they got to me before I could cook the books |
1.3784 |
0.04647 |
185 |
130 |
40 |
15 |
904 |
It’s another one of your half-baked ideas that got you in here. |
1.3770 |
0.04681 |
183 |
129 |
39 |
15 |
905 |
Herbert! Listen to me! That is not what they mean when they say "Beat Bobby Flay." |
1.3770 |
0.04992 |
183 |
134 |
29 |
20 |
906 |
Our lawyer says that you're going to fry. |
1.3770 |
0.04349 |
183 |
124 |
49 |
10 |
907 |
Truffles again? Why don’t you ask me to smuggle files inside a cake, like a normal prisoner would? |
1.3770 |
0.04745 |
183 |
130 |
37 |
16 |
908 |
It's funny that in 2018, these things still have cords. |
1.3770 |
0.04681 |
183 |
129 |
39 |
15 |
909 |
But did you have to cook the books, too? |
1.3770 |
0.04681 |
183 |
129 |
39 |
15 |
910 |
Russian Intelligence wants to know the recipe of your tomato sauce. |
1.3770 |
0.04417 |
183 |
125 |
47 |
11 |
911 |
You got your just desserts. |
1.3770 |
0.04228 |
191 |
129 |
52 |
10 |
912 |
We'll have you out in short order. |
1.3770 |
0.03744 |
191 |
122 |
66 |
3 |
913 |
Still think the “use by date” is just a scam? |
1.3764 |
0.04569 |
178 |
123 |
43 |
12 |
914 |
They told me to tell you your goose is cooked. |
1.3763 |
0.04563 |
186 |
130 |
42 |
14 |
915 |
Red with meat and white with fish is a stricter law than I thought. |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
916 |
How long do I need to set the timer for this time? |
1.3757 |
0.04844 |
181 |
130 |
34 |
17 |
917 |
Your lawyer told me that your goose is cooked. |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
918 |
I sold Trump Towers, and the kids and I are leaving. How's cooking class? |
1.3757 |
0.04844 |
181 |
130 |
34 |
17 |
919 |
I found your hidden truffles. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
920 |
Well you did cook the books! |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
921 |
You took your Death by Chocolate Cake too far. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
922 |
I asked if they would take me instead but they said no substitutions. |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
923 |
So, when you phoned to say you were “on the lamb”... |
1.3757 |
0.04163 |
181 |
120 |
54 |
7 |
924 |
You didn't think to clean the frosting off the knife first? |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
925 |
Since when is serving white wine with roast beef a crime? |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
926 |
Well, it was to die for. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
927 |
No, tort reform won’t help you. |
1.3757 |
0.04308 |
181 |
122 |
50 |
9 |
928 |
I warned you about taking the Death by Chocolate Cake recipe too far. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
929 |
Well-done steak may be a crime against humanity, but lucky for you a presidential pardon is coming your way. |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
930 |
File? It looked like you wrote filo. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
931 |
Can't you cook up a better alibi? |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
932 |
Don't cry to me--it was your idea to cook the books. |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
933 |
You should know a pinch is not tolerated in today’s political climate. |
1.3757 |
0.05031 |
181 |
133 |
28 |
20 |
934 |
If you were going to rob a bank you should have worn something a little less conspicuous. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
935 |
They say the butcher and the candlestick maker flipped. |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
936 |
I tried to tell the police it was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the knife, but they wouldn't listen! |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
937 |
Your lawyer's going with a funny farm-to-table defense. |
1.3757 |
0.04308 |
181 |
122 |
50 |
9 |
938 |
Are you holding up alright? How's the food? |
1.3757 |
0.04308 |
181 |
122 |
50 |
9 |
939 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker want to know where you hid the money. |
1.3757 |
0.04844 |
181 |
130 |
34 |
17 |
940 |
I'm sorry, but I just think $25 for a hamburger is a crime. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
941 |
If you knew I was coming? Really? |
1.3757 |
0.04448 |
181 |
124 |
46 |
11 |
942 |
Things have really changed at Cook County Jail. |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
943 |
Don't they have a change of clothes in there for chrissake? |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
944 |
“Jeffrey, you do overcook your Wellington. I’ve never felt safe telling you before now. |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
945 |
Well it is hard to believe that you heard grilled cheese as kill Louise |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
946 |
The prison staff loved the lobster, sauteed asparagus, and cherry tarts! Oh, and your parole was denied. |
1.3757 |
0.04448 |
181 |
124 |
46 |
11 |
947 |
Still no sign of the dish or spoon. Are you sure they just 'ran away'? |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
948 |
No lasagna recipe, no conjugal visit. |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
949 |
Spoke with the lawyer. You're toast. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
950 |
Watch your back in the exercise yard. The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker already got rub-a-dub-dubbed out. |
1.3757 |
0.04448 |
181 |
124 |
46 |
11 |
951 |
You have to quit saying "...or you're toast" to people. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
952 |
I can see why they might not let you have your knives in there |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
953 |
Et voila...your goose is cooked. |
1.3757 |
0.04448 |
181 |
124 |
46 |
11 |
954 |
Your meals are so good they don't want to grant parole. |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
955 |
The story running in all of the papers is that you took all of the dough. |
1.3757 |
0.04516 |
181 |
125 |
44 |
12 |
956 |
Don't you 'moi?' me, Pierre! |
1.3757 |
0.04907 |
181 |
131 |
32 |
18 |
957 |
You wouldn’t listen to me when I said revenge is best served cold. |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
958 |
I can't afford your bail. The fee is gastronomical! |
1.3757 |
0.04584 |
181 |
126 |
42 |
13 |
959 |
Who, exactly, is going to bake the cake in which I will be hiding the file? |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
960 |
You shouldn't have cooked the books. |
1.3757 |
0.05031 |
181 |
133 |
28 |
20 |
961 |
Apparently this is the lowest rating Michelin has ever awarded. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
962 |
Actually, I did only love you for your crepes. |
1.3757 |
0.05031 |
181 |
133 |
28 |
20 |
963 |
Your lawyer called. He said your goose is cooked. |
1.3757 |
0.04780 |
181 |
129 |
36 |
16 |
964 |
You can tell me. Did it really contain gluten? |
1.3757 |
0.04650 |
181 |
127 |
40 |
14 |
965 |
3 to 5 years at 300 degrees? |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
966 |
... and don't you dare call me cupcake |
1.3757 |
0.04716 |
181 |
128 |
38 |
15 |
967 |
White wine with pork? Oh, Jeremy, how could you! |
1.3750 |
0.04596 |
184 |
129 |
41 |
14 |
968 |
I said “cumin”, not “kill him.” |
1.3750 |
0.04908 |
184 |
134 |
31 |
19 |
969 |
Just serve your thyme and come home. |
1.3750 |
0.04786 |
184 |
132 |
35 |
17 |
970 |
The State has rejected your offer of foie gras terrine to dismiss the charge. You're going to have to put more on the table. |
1.3750 |
0.04531 |
184 |
128 |
43 |
13 |
971 |
What do you mean you "cooked the books?!" |
1.3750 |
0.04786 |
184 |
132 |
35 |
17 |
972 |
Your lawyer says sautéeing the books is just as bad. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
973 |
Well, you cooked your own goose this time buddy |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
974 |
Be smart, Marcel, take the plea deal. Forty-five minutes at 350 and you're back on the street. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
975 |
Really. Was putting ketchup on his steak such a big deal? |
1.3743 |
0.04408 |
179 |
122 |
47 |
10 |
976 |
Seriously, you were cooking the books? |
1.3743 |
0.04945 |
179 |
130 |
31 |
18 |
977 |
I've started ordering take-out. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
978 |
Listen closely: I "knead" the "dough." |
1.3743 |
0.04751 |
179 |
127 |
37 |
15 |
979 |
If it's any consolation, the critics are calling this the 'hottest spot in town' since you got locked up. |
1.3743 |
0.04751 |
179 |
127 |
37 |
15 |
980 |
There is some good news, The New Yorker finally picked one of your stupid captions. |
1.3743 |
0.04751 |
179 |
127 |
37 |
15 |
981 |
Apparently they didn’t really want you to beat Bobby Flay. |
1.3743 |
0.04479 |
179 |
123 |
45 |
11 |
982 |
The file is easy, but I feel like you're going to judge me on the cake. |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
983 |
At least they're letting you cook your last meal. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
984 |
You should've known you'd end up here, David. He was known as the "sue" chef for a reason! |
1.3743 |
0.04337 |
179 |
121 |
49 |
9 |
985 |
I couldn't find a file, so I substituted an emery board. You won't be able to taste the difference. |
1.3743 |
0.04881 |
179 |
129 |
33 |
17 |
986 |
Uh, you said it was a “killer recipe”, I thought you were kidding |
1.3743 |
0.04549 |
179 |
124 |
43 |
12 |
987 |
I've got it, gently fold in the egg whites, then add the file. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
988 |
They're asking where you stashed the dough. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
989 |
I’m sorry Gaston, but your pâte feuilletée was criminal. |
1.3743 |
0.04549 |
179 |
124 |
43 |
12 |
990 |
They're going to fry you on the chair for 10 minutes at 450 degrees. |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
991 |
Your attorney says you'll need to come up with a lot more bread before he represents you. |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
992 |
They say you cooked the books |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
993 |
Presidential power has gone too far. All you did was overcook his hamburger |
1.3743 |
0.04945 |
179 |
130 |
31 |
18 |
994 |
Well Harrold, when he asked for something “Gluten free, dairy free, nut free, vegetarian, and vegan”, a “knuckle sandwich” technically has meat in it. |
1.3743 |
0.04751 |
179 |
127 |
37 |
15 |
995 |
It does seem a little unfair they rounded your sentence up to 13 from 12. |
1.3743 |
0.04617 |
179 |
125 |
41 |
13 |
996 |
Honestly, I think you took her order for ‘Death by Chocolate’ far too seriously. |
1.3743 |
0.04685 |
179 |
126 |
39 |
14 |
997 |
No, the butcher got away, but the candlestick maker is on death row. |
1.3743 |
0.04881 |
179 |
129 |
33 |
17 |
998 |
On the bright side, the cafeteria's Yelp rating has never been higher. |
1.3736 |
0.04428 |
182 |
125 |
46 |
11 |
999 |
Well, the food out here isn’t great either. |
1.3736 |
0.04694 |
182 |
129 |
38 |
15 |
1000 |
I should've listened when you said your desserts were to die for. |
1.3722 |
0.04528 |
180 |
125 |
43 |
12 |
1001 |
You should have known it was a Ponzi cream. |
1.3714 |
0.04686 |
175 |
123 |
39 |
13 |
1002 |
Your lawyer says you’re toast. |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
1003 |
Did you really knead the dough that badly? |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1004 |
He was drinking Riesling with your Boudin Noir Aux Pommes? I guess I would have killed him, too. |
1.3708 |
0.04831 |
178 |
128 |
34 |
16 |
1005 |
Your free-range days are over: they found the stollen dough. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1006 |
Well, your restaurant always advertised 'food to die for' and a jury agreed with you. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1007 |
So, somewhere the Murder Mystery Dinner took a wrong turn. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1008 |
She had a peanut allergy, Stan. You knew that. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1009 |
And I bought you new whites for your parole hearing. |
1.3708 |
0.04419 |
178 |
122 |
46 |
10 |
1010 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker said to say hi. |
1.3708 |
0.04831 |
178 |
128 |
34 |
16 |
1011 |
Maybe revenge is a dish best served room temperature. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1012 |
Ya, they will let you out if you stop it with the Kale. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1013 |
You must understand, Death by Chocolate is a dessert, it's not meant to be taken literally. |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
1014 |
My mother was right - you couldn't even cook the books properly. |
1.3708 |
0.04765 |
178 |
127 |
36 |
15 |
1015 |
I'm guessing that Take Out is no longer on the menu. |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
1016 |
Be nice. They let you keep the hat. |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
1017 |
'Of course the kids miss you, especially your meat loaf.' |
1.3708 |
0.04347 |
178 |
121 |
48 |
9 |
1018 |
What the hell kind of gang did you join in there? |
1.3708 |
0.04961 |
178 |
130 |
30 |
18 |
1019 |
I said your pastry was 'to die for' not 'to kill for.' |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
1020 |
I had no idea lousy Yelp reviews could be this serious. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1021 |
I've almost raised the dough you need. |
1.3708 |
0.04831 |
178 |
128 |
34 |
16 |
1022 |
I told you that was recipe for disaster. |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
1023 |
The bank took the Restaurant, the house and the car. Michelin took the stars. |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
1024 |
Remember the four and twenty blackbirds you baked in a pie? Well, now they’re singing! |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1025 |
Now, I'm not going to sugarcoat this... |
1.3708 |
0.04490 |
178 |
123 |
44 |
11 |
1026 |
It's as we feared. Your goose is cooked. |
1.3708 |
0.04765 |
178 |
127 |
36 |
15 |
1027 |
I warned you not to hire Martha Stewart’s lawyer |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1028 |
You're looking at four and twenty counts of animal cruelty. |
1.3708 |
0.04831 |
178 |
128 |
34 |
16 |
1029 |
Let's hope like your cuisine, the execution is flawless. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1030 |
You can't just SAY they're free-range and heirloom... |
1.3708 |
0.04831 |
178 |
128 |
34 |
16 |
1031 |
I just can't go through another one of your half-baked schemes. |
1.3708 |
0.04419 |
178 |
122 |
46 |
10 |
1032 |
The warden says consommé visits depend on time served. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1033 |
Honey, I told you not to mess with the vegans. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1034 |
Yes, this order is to go. |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
1035 |
Why did you have to cook the books? |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1036 |
So tell me again...I put the water in a pot, put the pot on the stove...then what? |
1.3708 |
0.04561 |
178 |
124 |
42 |
12 |
1037 |
They said you were charged with resisting a roast. |
1.3708 |
0.04698 |
178 |
126 |
38 |
14 |
1038 |
I want to bail you out, but I ran out of dough. |
1.3708 |
0.04630 |
178 |
125 |
40 |
13 |
1039 |
They're receptive to your idea for a cooking show, but they don't care for 'Bake No Prisoners' as a title. |
1.3699 |
0.04649 |
173 |
121 |
40 |
12 |
1040 |
You beat the eggs and whipped the cream. What did you expect? |
1.3699 |
0.04577 |
173 |
120 |
42 |
11 |
1041 |
None of us thought you literally meant it was "to die for." |
1.3693 |
0.04934 |
176 |
128 |
31 |
17 |
1042 |
You need me to raise HOW much dough?!? |
1.3678 |
0.04906 |
174 |
126 |
32 |
16 |
1043 |
You shouldn't have made mincemeat of him. |
1.3678 |
0.04407 |
174 |
119 |
46 |
9 |
1044 |
But darling, I don't know how to raise the dough. |
1.3678 |
0.04699 |
174 |
123 |
38 |
13 |
1045 |
You were supposed to write a cookbook, not cook the books. |
1.3678 |
0.04838 |
174 |
125 |
34 |
15 |
1046 |
They claim you killed Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candlestick. |
1.3678 |
0.04906 |
174 |
126 |
32 |
16 |
1047 |
Don't worry, this farm-to-table-to prison concept is destined to be a fad. |
1.3678 |
0.04555 |
174 |
121 |
42 |
11 |
1048 |
Didn’t you know “To die for” is just an expression? |
1.3678 |
0.04555 |
174 |
121 |
42 |
11 |
1049 |
Is it true? Did you beat those eggs? |
1.3678 |
0.04555 |
174 |
121 |
42 |
11 |
1050 |
That's not what I meant when I said, "Cook the books!" |
1.3678 |
0.04838 |
174 |
125 |
34 |
15 |
1051 |
I told you not to work for Donald Trump. |
1.3678 |
0.04838 |
174 |
125 |
34 |
15 |
1052 |
At least the other guests said the execution was perfect. |
1.3678 |
0.04838 |
174 |
125 |
34 |
15 |
1053 |
The lab confirmed that your wild petrale sole is indeed farmed tilapia. |
1.3678 |
0.04555 |
174 |
121 |
42 |
11 |
1054 |
It was the kale. |
1.3678 |
0.04628 |
174 |
122 |
40 |
12 |
1055 |
Yes, the twinkie defense was a real thing. An eclair is something completely different. |
1.3678 |
0.04906 |
174 |
126 |
32 |
16 |
1056 |
It's in my purse. But I just assumed you would bake the cake. |
1.3678 |
0.04482 |
174 |
120 |
44 |
10 |
1057 |
I’d like to help you out, Philippe, but I can’t seem to raise the dough. |
1.3678 |
0.04769 |
174 |
124 |
36 |
14 |
1058 |
Let's put it this way: Apparently most diners are allergic to arsenic. |
1.3678 |
0.04699 |
174 |
123 |
38 |
13 |
1059 |
No, dear. You are in the Department of Corrections, not Confections. |
1.3678 |
0.04906 |
174 |
126 |
32 |
16 |
1060 |
What did you think would happen - calling it your "killer recipe" at the White House!? |
1.3672 |
0.04711 |
177 |
126 |
37 |
14 |
1061 |
This is what happens when you try to carry your bombe onto a plane. |
1.3669 |
0.04491 |
169 |
116 |
44 |
9 |
1062 |
I told you not to use kale. |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1063 |
The judge said your sentence is 3-5 years, or until golden brown and fragrant. |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1064 |
They've searched the house and confiscated the dough. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1065 |
When my husband said he would die for your recipe, you may have taken him too literally. |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1066 |
The police say it was a crime of gastronomic proportion. |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1067 |
So now you're a pastry chef. When's it gonna end, Louie, when's it gonna end? |
1.3663 |
0.04514 |
172 |
119 |
43 |
10 |
1068 |
so after I checked the oven, I then realized your lawyer was only speaking figuratively about your goose. |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
1069 |
I told you it was a crime to serve red wine with fish. |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
1070 |
On the other hand, this prison cafeteria's online star rating has gone up since people heard you were convicted... |
1.3663 |
0.04438 |
172 |
118 |
45 |
9 |
1071 |
My mother thinks you intended that dish for me instead of my sister. |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1072 |
Legally, you can't have your cake and eat it, too. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1073 |
I said “le poisson”- not “with poison”! |
1.3663 |
0.04438 |
172 |
118 |
45 |
9 |
1074 |
When I suggested making our own bread, I didn’t mean counterfeiting. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1075 |
They found your knife in the kitchen, you idiot, but they still think it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory. |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1076 |
Stick a fork in it, Fred. |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1077 |
Yes, it was a mistake to brag about your bombes at the airport. |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1078 |
And what exactly does Top Chef mean in there? |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1079 |
So when you told them you cooked the books, they assigned you to kitchen duty? |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1080 |
You must have known that beating, whipping, and carving your way through life would have dire consequences." |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1081 |
Is your goose cooked yet? |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
1082 |
The police think your alibi is half-baked |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1083 |
The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker send their regards. |
1.3663 |
0.05081 |
172 |
127 |
27 |
18 |
1084 |
The cops found the dough. |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1085 |
You're never getting out. The warden's a gourmet. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1086 |
I told you that head chef at Mar-a-Lago would lead to trouble. |
1.3663 |
0.05213 |
172 |
129 |
23 |
20 |
1087 |
They say you cooked the books |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1088 |
Honestly, Armand, I warned you that you would end up here if you kept on with those half baked schemes. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1089 |
Wow! You were right when you claimed that your creme brulee was killer! |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
1090 |
Come on Jacque, where’s the dough? |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1091 |
I'm sorry, but cooking the books does not make you a chef. |
1.3663 |
0.04945 |
172 |
125 |
31 |
16 |
1092 |
They're offering 13 years. But for you, they'll make it a dozen. |
1.3663 |
0.04734 |
172 |
122 |
37 |
13 |
1093 |
I've decided on my book title: "They Booked the Cook Who Cooked the Books." |
1.3663 |
0.04806 |
172 |
123 |
35 |
14 |
1094 |
I'm still cooking everything just the way you did. Except the books, of course. |
1.3663 |
0.04876 |
172 |
124 |
33 |
15 |
1095 |
Margarine ... really? |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1096 |
They’re saying it was death by chocolate. |
1.3663 |
0.04588 |
172 |
120 |
41 |
11 |
1097 |
I told you your goose was cooked. |
1.3663 |
0.04662 |
172 |
121 |
39 |
12 |
1098 |
Actually, what I said was that you would be less conspicuous if you dressed like a higher-class crook. |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
1099 |
I hid the dough in a safe place. It'll be waiting for you when you get out. |
1.3647 |
0.04697 |
170 |
120 |
38 |
12 |
1100 |
The butcher took a plea but the candlestick maker plans to take his chances in court. |
1.3647 |
0.04697 |
170 |
120 |
38 |
12 |
1101 |
Didn't I tell you this was a recipe for disaster? |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
1102 |
But you never cooked when you lived at home? |
1.3647 |
0.04547 |
170 |
118 |
42 |
10 |
1103 |
Is white the new orange? |
1.3647 |
0.04914 |
170 |
123 |
32 |
15 |
1104 |
‘Stop asking for your knives, it’s not going to happen’ |
1.3647 |
0.04622 |
170 |
119 |
40 |
11 |
1105 |
Make that to go please |
1.3647 |
0.04697 |
170 |
120 |
38 |
12 |
1106 |
Keep in mind that you cooked your own goose. |
1.3647 |
0.04469 |
170 |
117 |
44 |
9 |
1107 |
They tell me they still want to know where the dough is. |
1.3647 |
0.04914 |
170 |
123 |
32 |
15 |
1108 |
When your dating profile said you were a Killer Chef, I did not think you meant literally! |
1.3647 |
0.04469 |
170 |
117 |
44 |
9 |
1109 |
So it wasn’t gluten free. Is that such a crime? |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
1110 |
The blueberry/lemon recipe - Did you ever write it down? |
1.3647 |
0.04914 |
170 |
123 |
32 |
15 |
1111 |
They say you pinched the salt. |
1.3647 |
0.04697 |
170 |
120 |
38 |
12 |
1112 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker are going to testify it was your idea to take the tub out to sea. |
1.3647 |
0.04771 |
170 |
121 |
36 |
13 |
1113 |
Where did you leave the recipe for the cake with a file in it? |
1.3647 |
0.04391 |
170 |
116 |
46 |
8 |
1114 |
I don't blame you. I would've done the same thing to that Yelp reviewer. |
1.3647 |
0.04622 |
170 |
119 |
40 |
11 |
1115 |
We're trying to get you Martha Stewart's old place. |
1.3647 |
0.04985 |
170 |
124 |
30 |
16 |
1116 |
Your lawyer says it's all in the presentation. |
1.3647 |
0.04469 |
170 |
117 |
44 |
9 |
1117 |
As you requested, I've hidden the file in a Grand Soufflé made with a base of bouille that was baked at 400 degrees and is served with a drizzle of Marnier Sauce. |
1.3647 |
0.05054 |
170 |
125 |
28 |
17 |
1118 |
I told you, no one likes kale anymore. |
1.3647 |
0.04843 |
170 |
122 |
34 |
14 |
1119 |
You're sticking with it was Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the butter? |
1.3647 |
0.04914 |
170 |
123 |
32 |
15 |
1120 |
I know I should provide an alibi but I'd really like your secret sauce recipe first. |
1.3631 |
0.05096 |
168 |
124 |
27 |
17 |
1121 |
As your counsel, I swear I will not rest until you get your just desserts. |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1122 |
There were too many of you in the kitchen. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
1123 |
So now you discover your love of cooking? |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1124 |
Did you explain that there's another CIA? |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1125 |
You invented avocado toast. A full confession is your only hope. |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1126 |
Cannabis cannolis--no wonder! |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1127 |
The good news is, your soufflé was to die for. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
1128 |
If you do the crime, you do the thyme. |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1129 |
When you said your souffle was to die for, I didn't think you were serious. |
1.3631 |
0.04733 |
168 |
119 |
37 |
12 |
1130 |
Dear, nobody cares that Sweeney Todd did it first. |
1.3631 |
0.05165 |
168 |
125 |
25 |
18 |
1131 |
We're down to a one star rating. They say it tastes like prison food. |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1132 |
Not much happening on the outside except your Michelin rating was reduced to a flat tire |
1.3631 |
0.05025 |
168 |
123 |
29 |
16 |
1133 |
Does this mean you won't be home in time to fix dinner? |
1.3631 |
0.04808 |
168 |
120 |
35 |
13 |
1134 |
They still haven’t caught the Gingerbread Man. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
1135 |
Yes, yes. I took the gun and left the cannoli. |
1.3631 |
0.04881 |
168 |
121 |
33 |
14 |
1136 |
The candlestick maker was given immunity in return for his testimony against you. |
1.3631 |
0.04501 |
168 |
116 |
43 |
9 |
1137 |
Harry, you are facing 1 year for each of the 4 and 20 blackbirds you backed into that pie. |
1.3626 |
0.04819 |
171 |
123 |
34 |
14 |
1138 |
You murdered that steak - don't deny it. |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
1139 |
They’re charging you with a haute crime. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
1140 |
Remind me, how much thyme have you served? |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1141 |
The saw won't fit into the cake. |
1.3614 |
0.04994 |
166 |
121 |
30 |
15 |
1142 |
Vladimir is trying to get you a pardon and a job in the kitchen at Mar A Lago. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1143 |
So, I guess meat is murder. |
1.3614 |
0.05138 |
166 |
123 |
26 |
17 |
1144 |
The Candlestick maker will be my witness. He'll swear it too: I'm not the Butcher! |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1145 |
You never should have advertised your pizza place as the best place in town to find “Food To Die For” |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1146 |
So none of it was gluten-free? None of it? |
1.3614 |
0.04534 |
166 |
115 |
42 |
9 |
1147 |
Seriously? That’s what you thought “Beating Bobby Flay” meant? |
1.3614 |
0.05067 |
166 |
122 |
28 |
16 |
1148 |
Resisting a roast is a serious offense. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1149 |
I need the cake recipe |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
1150 |
I have told you time and time again. You cannot make Chorizo out of just anyone |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
1151 |
... I don't care about your palate. The key is coming in a plain pound cake and that's that. |
1.3614 |
0.04534 |
166 |
115 |
42 |
9 |
1152 |
Of course they traced it back to you. Yours was the only one-star review he ever wrote. |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
1153 |
I heard you're going to fry. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1154 |
I told you the food was to die for. |
1.3614 |
0.04614 |
166 |
116 |
40 |
10 |
1155 |
Before I forget, when should I take the roast out of the oven? |
1.3614 |
0.04534 |
166 |
115 |
42 |
9 |
1156 |
I thought “killer recipe” was just an expression. |
1.3614 |
0.04994 |
166 |
121 |
30 |
15 |
1157 |
I said "no salt", not "assault" |
1.3614 |
0.04994 |
166 |
121 |
30 |
15 |
1158 |
They're telling me your goose is cooked. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
1159 |
For the hundredth time, you should have got your hearing checked. She didn't ask for her ex, beaten. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1160 |
Well at least it's a 4 star prison. |
1.3614 |
0.04453 |
166 |
114 |
44 |
8 |
1161 |
I'd like to speak with the manager. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1162 |
The judge said he wanted to see you fry. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1163 |
That's what you get for stealing mother's recipes. |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
1164 |
"I'm sorry, but it IS a crime to add milk to an omelette". |
1.3614 |
0.04693 |
166 |
117 |
38 |
11 |
1165 |
I don't have enough dough. |
1.3614 |
0.04994 |
166 |
121 |
30 |
15 |
1166 |
Your goose is cooked. It was delicious. |
1.3614 |
0.05067 |
166 |
122 |
28 |
16 |
1167 |
He said he'll delete his negative Yelp review of your Duck a l'Orange just as soon as you tell the police where you're hiding his parents. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1168 |
I didn't know that cooking the books was a crime. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
1169 |
They're saying you're gonna fry. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1170 |
The lawyer says he wants more dough. |
1.3614 |
0.04846 |
166 |
119 |
34 |
13 |
1171 |
I was hoping for a confectional visit. |
1.3614 |
0.04770 |
166 |
118 |
36 |
12 |
1172 |
They're not so keen on getting you out but they really want your recipe for duck l'orange. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1173 |
I'm sorry I put the jar of cannabis next to the thyme. |
1.3614 |
0.04534 |
166 |
115 |
42 |
9 |
1174 |
Apparently, filleting a food critic is not considered a public service by everyone. |
1.3614 |
0.04920 |
166 |
120 |
32 |
14 |
1175 |
It doesn’t look good….all evidence points to Death by Chocolate |
1.3609 |
0.04710 |
169 |
120 |
37 |
12 |
1176 |
You should have left the gun and taken the cannoli. |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
1177 |
Looks like your goose is cooked. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1178 |
I told you not to try to take that bombe on the plane. |
1.3598 |
0.04649 |
164 |
115 |
39 |
10 |
1179 |
I have good news and bad news. The bad: your parole was denied. The good: Michelin just awarded the commissary four stars. |
1.3598 |
0.05182 |
164 |
122 |
25 |
17 |
1180 |
I told you cooking for Donald Trump wasn't worth the risk. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1181 |
Frankly, ignorance of the “Employees must wash hands” sign is no excuse. |
1.3598 |
0.04649 |
164 |
115 |
39 |
10 |
1182 |
I told you white wine with beef was criminal. |
1.3598 |
0.04485 |
164 |
113 |
43 |
8 |
1183 |
I hate to tell you this, but the new chef is better. |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
1184 |
I told you arsenic wasn't a spice. |
1.3598 |
0.05035 |
164 |
120 |
29 |
15 |
1185 |
Bad news. They found the recipe. |
1.3598 |
0.04807 |
164 |
117 |
35 |
12 |
1186 |
I'm prego. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1187 |
The fingerprints on the knife match the ones on the ladle, spoon, and spatula. |
1.3598 |
0.04485 |
164 |
113 |
43 |
8 |
1188 |
I spoke with the bondsman. We're going to knead more dough. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1189 |
So, you'll be done in 30 but I have to turn you over after 15? |
1.3598 |
0.04649 |
164 |
115 |
39 |
10 |
1190 |
The Governor said no. Looks like you're going to fry. |
1.3598 |
0.04568 |
164 |
114 |
41 |
9 |
1191 |
They're saying that calling it "Death by Chocolate" counts as a confession. |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
1192 |
Listen carefully, the proof is in the pudding. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1193 |
They said you're going to fry |
1.3598 |
0.04960 |
164 |
119 |
31 |
14 |
1194 |
The lawyer said that your goose is cooked. |
1.3598 |
0.05182 |
164 |
122 |
25 |
17 |
1195 |
You shouldn't have cooked the books. |
1.3598 |
0.04729 |
164 |
116 |
37 |
11 |
1196 |
Their lawyer says you’re gonna fry. |
1.3598 |
0.04884 |
164 |
118 |
33 |
13 |
1197 |
They didn’t want you to literally beat Bobby Flay. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1198 |
To put this in terms you'll understand, for this crime you could be in jail for 6 months to a year, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. |
1.3580 |
0.04602 |
162 |
113 |
40 |
9 |
1199 |
I’m really sorry, but they said you’re not allowed to cook your own last meal. |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
1200 |
“I thought murder by chocolate was just an expression”. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1201 |
I'm putting ketchup on it, and you can't stop me. |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
1202 |
What do you mean, you were cooking the books? |
1.3580 |
0.05077 |
162 |
119 |
28 |
15 |
1203 |
I'm afraid we both knew what would come of your half-baked ideas. |
1.3580 |
0.04432 |
162 |
111 |
44 |
7 |
1204 |
After being grilled for an hour, I confessed. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1205 |
Well, you knew it was a secret recipe. |
1.3580 |
0.05077 |
162 |
119 |
28 |
15 |
1206 |
Budget cuts--you have to make your final meal yourself. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1207 |
Did you use the wrong kind of poisson? |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1208 |
You stabbed him because he asked for ketchup? |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1209 |
How much do you knead? |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
1210 |
Do I add the file before or after baking? |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1211 |
I don't have enough dough to bail you out. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1212 |
What did you expect? You got your just desserts. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1213 |
Bad news: the jury is all lobsters. |
1.3580 |
0.05226 |
162 |
121 |
24 |
17 |
1214 |
I couldn’t help myself, I kneaded the dough. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1215 |
What do you think about free-range chickens now? |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
1216 |
To be fair, it was a crime to pair the Bordeaux with the mussels. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1217 |
Wouldn't putting it in a cake be obvious? |
1.3580 |
0.04684 |
162 |
114 |
38 |
10 |
1218 |
I promise I'll wait for you, but please just tell me where you put the dough. |
1.3580 |
0.05152 |
162 |
120 |
26 |
16 |
1219 |
They got me for cooking the books. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1220 |
Unfortunately, Zagat has a policy against reviewing prisons. |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1221 |
Did you really think they'd allow you to get away with putting pineapple on pizza?? |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1222 |
You left the oven on. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1223 |
Really? Bake a cake and put a file in it? That's your big idea? |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1224 |
I told you that cooking the books was a half-baked idea. |
1.3580 |
0.04345 |
162 |
110 |
46 |
6 |
1225 |
After that meal you’re lucky you’re not on death row. |
1.3580 |
0.05152 |
162 |
120 |
26 |
16 |
1226 |
No one can dispute that it was a meal to die for. |
1.3580 |
0.05077 |
162 |
119 |
28 |
15 |
1227 |
A wise sage knew you’d end up serving thyme! |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1228 |
Don’t worry. I have it on a slow simmer. |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1229 |
Well what did you expect when you substituted butter for olive oil in that vegan dish? |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1230 |
When I asked you to fry the chicken, I was NOT referring to my husband! |
1.3580 |
0.05152 |
162 |
120 |
26 |
16 |
1231 |
He didn't mean the meal was literally to die for. |
1.3580 |
0.05152 |
162 |
120 |
26 |
16 |
1232 |
You went one toque over the line, sweet Jesús. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1233 |
How many times did I tell you to stop cooking the books. |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1234 |
I’ll see if I can get you some cage free eggs! |
1.3580 |
0.04602 |
162 |
113 |
40 |
9 |
1235 |
I’m sure the whole “death by chocolate” thing will be cleared up. |
1.3580 |
0.04602 |
162 |
113 |
40 |
9 |
1236 |
Are you cooking up an escape plan again? |
1.3580 |
0.05001 |
162 |
118 |
30 |
14 |
1237 |
I’m asking again: Where’d you stash the dough? |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1238 |
Evidently the jury concluded that your Waffle Crab Surprise was a form of assault. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1239 |
And Michelin took away another star. |
1.3580 |
0.04924 |
162 |
117 |
32 |
13 |
1240 |
Looks like your goose is cooked. |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1241 |
He said your goose was ready, or done, or something like that. |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1242 |
For the last time, punching a customer in the face is an 'assault' not an 'amuse-bouche'. |
1.3580 |
0.04766 |
162 |
115 |
36 |
11 |
1243 |
I bake you a cake with a file in it and all you can say is my icing is too sweet? |
1.3580 |
0.04845 |
162 |
116 |
34 |
12 |
1244 |
Are you serving thyme? |
1.3576 |
0.04860 |
165 |
119 |
33 |
13 |
1245 |
Well, you knew serving red wine with fish is a crime. |
1.3576 |
0.04705 |
165 |
117 |
37 |
11 |
1246 |
It looks bad for you, official verdict was death by chocolate... |
1.3576 |
0.04705 |
165 |
117 |
37 |
11 |
1247 |
Dammit Jeff, why'd you have to put the proof in the pudding? |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
1248 |
The jury has requested an amuse-bouche. |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
1249 |
No, all mushrooms are not the same. |
1.3562 |
0.04637 |
160 |
112 |
39 |
9 |
1250 |
You've inspired me to write a book: LambShank Redemption. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
1251 |
I told you not to change the menu, the President likes his fast food. |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
1252 |
I know lots of chefs use bouillon cubes Howard, but you got caught. |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
1253 |
The D.A. offered 12 years, but you'll have to serve 13. |
1.3562 |
0.05120 |
160 |
118 |
27 |
15 |
1254 |
How's the food in there? |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1255 |
What did I tell yo about cooking the books? |
1.3562 |
0.05120 |
160 |
118 |
27 |
15 |
1256 |
I KNOW you prefer gas over electric, but I don't think that's an option for the chair... |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
1257 |
You did warn them that it was killer chili. |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
1258 |
I did try to tell you that it was a bad idea to cook the books. |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
1259 |
The airport is never the right place to share a bombe recipe |
1.3562 |
0.04551 |
160 |
111 |
41 |
8 |
1260 |
I told you not to try a french recipe. The word was POISSON, stupid!!! |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1261 |
They're saying nine of the jurors are Yelpers... |
1.3562 |
0.04551 |
160 |
111 |
41 |
8 |
1262 |
It's okay, you're only in custardy. |
1.3562 |
0.05120 |
160 |
118 |
27 |
15 |
1263 |
The heat is on, they know you cooked the books and stole the dough. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1264 |
One last time, where did you hide the dough? |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
1265 |
There's simply no accounting for taste. |
1.3562 |
0.04375 |
160 |
109 |
45 |
6 |
1266 |
I'm sure your meatloaf didn't start the riot. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1267 |
Cook anyway you want; you have a captive audience here! |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
1268 |
I'm afraid they found traces of msg on the wok. |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
1269 |
I told you to study up on tort law. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1270 |
You couldn’t resist adding a dash of gluten, could you? |
1.3562 |
0.04721 |
160 |
113 |
37 |
10 |
1271 |
And then I fold the file in, but making sure not to disturb the egg whites. |
1.3562 |
0.04637 |
160 |
112 |
39 |
9 |
1272 |
Stop complaining. This joint got five stars in "The Complete Guide to Prison Dining." |
1.3562 |
0.04803 |
160 |
114 |
35 |
11 |
1273 |
They say you’re facing six to a baker’s dozen. |
1.3562 |
0.05043 |
160 |
117 |
29 |
14 |
1274 |
What are you serving? |
1.3562 |
0.04964 |
160 |
116 |
31 |
13 |
1275 |
Your lawyer says you're looking at 20 to 25 years at 350 degrees. |
1.3562 |
0.04884 |
160 |
115 |
33 |
12 |
1276 |
My compliments. |
1.3558 |
0.04821 |
163 |
117 |
34 |
12 |
1277 |
I can get you the dough tomorrow. |
1.3558 |
0.04975 |
163 |
119 |
30 |
14 |
1278 |
I know he giggled, but you can't go around poking boys in the belly anymore. |
1.3558 |
0.04821 |
163 |
117 |
34 |
12 |
1279 |
I should tell you, I've started seeing the Muffin Man. |
1.3558 |
0.04821 |
163 |
117 |
34 |
12 |
1280 |
I told you Decorated Petit Fours called Trump's Penis was not a good idea |
1.3558 |
0.04975 |
163 |
119 |
30 |
14 |
1281 |
I told you it wasn't a good idea to cook the books. |
1.3544 |
0.05085 |
158 |
116 |
28 |
14 |
1282 |
I can't wait; I'm dating the muffin man. |
1.3544 |
0.04758 |
158 |
112 |
36 |
10 |
1283 |
The lawyer says asking for ketchup doesn't justify murder. |
1.3544 |
0.05006 |
158 |
115 |
30 |
13 |
1284 |
"Yes, I brought a file. But I don't know how to bake a cake". |
1.3544 |
0.04672 |
158 |
111 |
38 |
9 |
1285 |
Looks like you're the scapegoat for the new torte reforms. |
1.3544 |
0.04924 |
158 |
114 |
32 |
12 |
1286 |
It's just not the same from the can. |
1.3544 |
0.04585 |
158 |
110 |
40 |
8 |
1287 |
I told you he'd send you to Guantanamo if you didn't cook the steak well-done and put ketchup on top. |
1.3544 |
0.05242 |
158 |
118 |
24 |
16 |
1288 |
My tastes have changed. |
1.3544 |
0.05085 |
158 |
116 |
28 |
14 |
1289 |
No, I can't bring you your knives. |
1.3544 |
0.04496 |
158 |
109 |
42 |
7 |
1290 |
You probably should have just baked that cake for Adam and Steve. |
1.3544 |
0.04842 |
158 |
113 |
34 |
11 |
1291 |
So, you did use margarine. I knew it! |
1.3540 |
0.04697 |
161 |
114 |
37 |
10 |
1292 |
Why couldn't you just hand over the dough? |
1.3540 |
0.04528 |
161 |
112 |
41 |
8 |
1293 |
You weren't supposed to cook the books. |
1.3540 |
0.05093 |
161 |
119 |
27 |
15 |
1294 |
When you said "killer recipe," I thought you meant something else. |
1.3537 |
0.04717 |
164 |
117 |
36 |
11 |
1295 |
They found pictures of you in the tub with the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker on your hard drive. |
1.3529 |
0.04680 |
153 |
107 |
38 |
8 |
1296 |
The police misunderstood me when I said that you kneaded the dough and it was stollen. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
1297 |
Then, after the grilling, the judge clarified ordering a reduction would be fruitless. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
1298 |
Think positive! It’s only 20 years and it’s not like you’ve lost a star. |
1.3526 |
0.04530 |
156 |
108 |
41 |
7 |
1299 |
They’re saying you beat the eggs. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
1300 |
File? Not filé ? |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
1301 |
I've brought the shank you wanted, you said lamb right? |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
1302 |
Have you spoken to your lawyer? I am concerned that your goose is cooked. |
1.3526 |
0.04530 |
156 |
108 |
41 |
7 |
1303 |
I'm innocent! The proof is in the pudding. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
1304 |
I’ve been eating out every night. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
1305 |
I told you your plan was half baked. |
1.3526 |
0.04437 |
156 |
107 |
43 |
6 |
1306 |
Your appeal collapsed faster than your souffles. |
1.3526 |
0.04709 |
156 |
110 |
37 |
9 |
1307 |
Is this about your killer chocolate cake? |
1.3526 |
0.04709 |
156 |
110 |
37 |
9 |
1308 |
I warned you not to put your Spotted Dick on the dessert tray |
1.3526 |
0.05129 |
156 |
115 |
27 |
14 |
1309 |
The judge didn't find your "No soup for you" comment very funny, it seems. |
1.3526 |
0.04796 |
156 |
111 |
35 |
10 |
1310 |
Good news! It was just taken off the endangered species list! |
1.3526 |
0.04620 |
156 |
109 |
39 |
8 |
1311 |
I told you not not to cook the books. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
1312 |
Please listen carefully as our menu items have recently changed. |
1.3526 |
0.04965 |
156 |
113 |
31 |
12 |
1313 |
It's okay, they're only holding you in custardy. |
1.3526 |
0.04881 |
156 |
112 |
33 |
11 |
1314 |
Can we not talk about frying? |
1.3526 |
0.05129 |
156 |
115 |
27 |
14 |
1315 |
It wasn't me. It was DiGiorno |
1.3522 |
0.04816 |
159 |
114 |
34 |
11 |
1316 |
No, that's not what I meant when I said "killer meatloaf." |
1.3510 |
0.04526 |
151 |
104 |
41 |
6 |
1317 |
That half-star review was unfair, Andre. But don't you think you overreacted? |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
1318 |
I always knew you'd serve thyme. |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
1319 |
It doesn't matter. Four and twenty or 24, its a lot of black birds and the Health Dept. won't allow it. |
1.3506 |
0.04655 |
154 |
108 |
38 |
8 |
1320 |
Just because he was a food critic, doesn't mean he was asking for it. |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
1321 |
It was a crime what you did to those steaks. |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
1322 |
They suspected from the start that it was you who cooked the books. |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
1323 |
Now you know how your "freshly caught" lobsters feel. |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
1324 |
Are the butcher and candlestick maker also in custody? |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
1325 |
They say they're going to see that you fry. |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
1326 |
I don't care if you prefer limousin clafoutis, the file is going in a plain pound cake with vanilla icing and that's that! |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
1327 |
I told you this would happen if you continued cooking the books. |
1.3506 |
0.05255 |
154 |
115 |
24 |
15 |
1328 |
When you said you'd kill for a decent bearnaise sauce I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.3506 |
0.04655 |
154 |
108 |
38 |
8 |
1329 |
You are looking at 30 days for beating the eggs, and another 30 days for whipping the cream. I just hope they don't find out you are also cooking the books. |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
1330 |
When are you getting out, I have a dinner party Saturday night. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
1331 |
You're toast. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
1332 |
So you were caught cooking the books. |
1.3506 |
0.04746 |
154 |
109 |
36 |
9 |
1333 |
I don't blame them---guacamole on white bread? |
1.3506 |
0.05007 |
154 |
112 |
30 |
12 |
1334 |
So what's a good substitution for the death cap mushroom? |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
1335 |
I tried to tell you, people think Death By Chocolate is hyperbole |
1.3506 |
0.04921 |
154 |
111 |
32 |
11 |
1336 |
I knew you couldn't handle the heat. |
1.3506 |
0.04563 |
154 |
107 |
40 |
7 |
1337 |
The Judge said he was considering 7 to 10 years at 350F. |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
1338 |
Chef Boy R. Dershowitz has agreed to defend you. |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
1339 |
Are you rooming with a cereal killer? |
1.3506 |
0.05091 |
154 |
113 |
28 |
13 |
1340 |
Were you one toque over the line again? |
1.3506 |
0.04834 |
154 |
110 |
34 |
10 |
1341 |
I told you to quit squeezing those dough boys |
1.3503 |
0.05259 |
157 |
118 |
23 |
16 |
1342 |
Well, what did you expect, using margarine as a substitute? |
1.3503 |
0.04596 |
157 |
110 |
39 |
8 |
1343 |
So how did they find out you cooked the books? |
1.3503 |
0.04855 |
157 |
113 |
33 |
11 |
1344 |
But seriously, death by chocolate? |
1.3503 |
0.05101 |
157 |
116 |
27 |
14 |
1345 |
And while you're in here, the real Muffin Man is still at large! |
1.3503 |
0.04938 |
157 |
114 |
31 |
12 |
1346 |
The Parole Board stuck a fork in you, and you're not done yet. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1347 |
It was that food-to-die-for ad that lead them to you |
1.3487 |
0.05219 |
152 |
113 |
25 |
14 |
1348 |
You steal one little recipe from Martha Stewart's play book and this is what happens. |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
1349 |
You didn't really think you could get away with substituting margarine for butter, did you? |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1350 |
Of course I want it to go. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1351 |
I'm moving in with the candlestick maker. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1352 |
I warned you about that "Death by Chocolate" dessert. I told you it would be considered premeditation one day. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1353 |
You're the chef - why would I bake a cake? |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1354 |
Just tell them where you get the foie gras from! |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1355 |
On the plus side, the commissary got a Michelin star. |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
1356 |
That isn’t what I meant when I said take-out! |
1.3487 |
0.04598 |
152 |
106 |
39 |
7 |
1357 |
Apparently the minimum security block already has a very good sous chef. |
1.3487 |
0.04502 |
152 |
105 |
41 |
6 |
1358 |
Look. If you want me to spatchcock the chicken, you have to tell me where you hid the cleaver. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1359 |
My buns are the only ones that should matter to you. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1360 |
Hello, is this the Cook County Jail? |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1361 |
I told you it was a half-baked scheme |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1362 |
They say with good behavior and great croissants I"ll be out in a year. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1363 |
Did you get the job in the prison kitchen? |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1364 |
Honey, it's not your fault there was gluten in it. |
1.3487 |
0.05302 |
152 |
114 |
23 |
15 |
1365 |
"so...cordon bleu is the new black? |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
1366 |
They found the dough. |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1367 |
Was that a 1/4 tsp of Pink Himalayan Salt from the Khewra Salt Mine near Punjab, Pakistan or the Fossil River Gourmet River Flavored Salt Flakes Gently Combined with Rose Petals, Rosemary and Wine? |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1368 |
They're charging you with "death by chocolate." |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1369 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life without parole. Got it. Now, how do I reset the clock on the oven? |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1370 |
Where's the dough? |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1371 |
Your death by chocolate recipe is going viral. |
1.3487 |
0.05049 |
152 |
111 |
29 |
12 |
1372 |
Your first mistake was relying on a cookbook titled ‘To Serve Man’. |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
1373 |
I’m sorry about what I said on Yelp. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1374 |
You got grilled on the stand! |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1375 |
The good news is that the restaurant has turned around. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1376 |
I guess it's not so bad. They let you keep your hat. |
1.3487 |
0.04502 |
152 |
105 |
41 |
6 |
1377 |
So where did you hide the dough? |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1378 |
It seems the file baked in a cake wasn't an original idea after all. |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
1379 |
The lawyer says your goose is cooked.' |
1.3487 |
0.04598 |
152 |
106 |
39 |
7 |
1380 |
The irony is you did use caged eggs. |
1.3487 |
0.04598 |
152 |
106 |
39 |
7 |
1381 |
I told you cooking the books was a bad idea |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1382 |
So now you're Iron Chef. Was it worth it? |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1383 |
I'm sorry I doubted how killer your risotto is. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1384 |
You're cooked. |
1.3487 |
0.04962 |
152 |
110 |
31 |
11 |
1385 |
I’m sorry, but I can’t simmer for 20 years. |
1.3487 |
0.04692 |
152 |
107 |
37 |
8 |
1386 |
I told you to follow the recipe. |
1.3487 |
0.04784 |
152 |
108 |
35 |
9 |
1387 |
The battering has to stop. |
1.3487 |
0.04874 |
152 |
109 |
33 |
10 |
1388 |
I thought you said convection |
1.3469 |
0.04695 |
147 |
103 |
37 |
7 |
1389 |
Got it - 2 sticks butter, 3 cups flour, 4 eggs, 1 large file, pinch of salt... |
1.3469 |
0.04889 |
147 |
105 |
33 |
9 |
1390 |
You can’t whisk your way out of this one. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1391 |
I'd bail you out, but we just don't have the dough. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1392 |
Next time wait until after Passover before baking the file into the bread. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1393 |
Just be honest with me. Did you cook the books? |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1394 |
But darling, you cooked the books. |
1.3467 |
0.05180 |
150 |
111 |
26 |
13 |
1395 |
But you said the Butler did it! |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1396 |
Well, I'm a celebrity chef in here. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1397 |
I see you've taken 'stir-crazy' to a new level. |
1.3467 |
0.04436 |
150 |
103 |
42 |
5 |
1398 |
To think I could have married the butcher, or maybe even the candlestick maker. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1399 |
well it should be a comfort anyway that the Coq au Vin really was to die for. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1400 |
Thirteen?! I thought you said you’d be out in a dozen! |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1401 |
They say you drowned the butcher and candle stick maker |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1402 |
And the DA says your broccoli soufflé was even more criminal. |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1403 |
I'm not really waiting for you—I'm waiting for your beignets. |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1404 |
They say you are going to fry |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1405 |
I know it'll change the flavor, but the file must go INSIDE the cake. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1406 |
They all said your duck confit was to die for. Then they all did. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1407 |
How do you turn on the microwave? |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1408 |
I'm leaving you for the butcher. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1409 |
Your lawyer told me to tell you your 'goose is cooked.' |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1410 |
The heat is on. |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1411 |
They say you could get a Michelin Star for good behavior. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1412 |
The children are hungry, but doing ok. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1413 |
I'm pretty sure they did say you would get "time off for good flavor." |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1414 |
You’re the chef.... make your own last meal! |
1.3467 |
0.05350 |
150 |
113 |
22 |
15 |
1415 |
Michelin isn’t coming. |
1.3467 |
0.05350 |
150 |
113 |
22 |
15 |
1416 |
They think you cooked up your alibi. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1417 |
It doesn't look good. The butcher and the candlestick maker didn't corroborate that you were in the tub with them. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1418 |
Why don't you arrange a prison bake? |
1.3467 |
0.04436 |
150 |
103 |
42 |
5 |
1419 |
Where did you bury the recipe box? |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1420 |
They are building their case around the fact your food was to die for. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1421 |
Don’t take this the wrong way, but your goose is cooked. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1422 |
Just be grateful you have good knife skills |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1423 |
Now do you believe me? Over seasoning IS a crime. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1424 |
It was difficult in the beginning, but then I found frozen pizza. |
1.3467 |
0.04535 |
150 |
104 |
40 |
6 |
1425 |
Are they feeding you well? |
1.3467 |
0.04729 |
150 |
106 |
36 |
8 |
1426 |
Just because you have kitchen duty, it doesn't make you a chef. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1427 |
I told you the ponzu scheme was a bad idea. |
1.3467 |
0.04729 |
150 |
106 |
36 |
8 |
1428 |
You'll be done in 35-40 minutes. |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1429 |
They know you cooked the books. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1430 |
Found someone else to butter my buns... |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1431 |
I hope you're better at this than you were cooking the books. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1432 |
I’m done. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1433 |
Yes. I'm sure you'll lose at least one star. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1434 |
You won't be able to toque your way out of this one. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1435 |
I told you that cooking meth was not a good idea |
1.3467 |
0.05180 |
150 |
111 |
26 |
13 |
1436 |
What? They're giving you 13 years instead of 12? |
1.3467 |
0.05350 |
150 |
113 |
22 |
15 |
1437 |
Bad news: ‘Let him simmer,’ the judge said. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1438 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker refuse to corroborate your alibi. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1439 |
How much thyme did you get? |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1440 |
Bail is set at five hundred loaves, I just don't have that kind of dough... |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1441 |
When your friends called you a killer of a cook, I had no idea. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1442 |
Your attorney says he doesn’t think you can beat the wrap. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1443 |
Well, I just don’t think that’s what they meant by “Beat Bobby Flay.” |
1.3467 |
0.05266 |
150 |
112 |
24 |
14 |
1444 |
Well you're getting the chair for sure, but at least you have five stars on yelp. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1445 |
Well obviously, I called it in because I believe overcooking Kobe beef IS criminal. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1446 |
I told you putting pineapple on pizza was a crime. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1447 |
This is what you get for cooking the books. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1448 |
I don't think that's what he meant when he said your peach cobbler was to die for. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1449 |
I’d like to put in an order for the evening of April 7, 2048. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1450 |
They’re holding me in contempt for not revealing my sauces. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1451 |
Oh, yes, and for the death by chocolate cake, Elaine wants your recipe. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1452 |
It's not your fault. You did warn him that the spaghetti was to die for. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1453 |
I thought it was oregano! |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1454 |
Michelin came. The news is surprisingly good. |
1.3467 |
0.04633 |
150 |
105 |
38 |
7 |
1455 |
Yeah, I can get you a file. Is it all right if I use a mix? |
1.3467 |
0.04729 |
150 |
106 |
36 |
8 |
1456 |
It’s just that I wish we had known that food critics could make citizens arrests. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
1457 |
I told you not to wear that hat in court. |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1458 |
Ok fine, I'll post bail. But only because I haven't eaten since you've been in here. |
1.3467 |
0.04914 |
150 |
108 |
32 |
10 |
1459 |
Now we’re getting complaints from the inmates too. |
1.3467 |
0.04535 |
150 |
104 |
40 |
6 |
1460 |
Why didn't you just leave the gun and take the cannoli? |
1.3467 |
0.05350 |
150 |
113 |
22 |
15 |
1461 |
On the bright side, we see each more often now. |
1.3467 |
0.04822 |
150 |
107 |
34 |
9 |
1462 |
How much dough do I need to bail you out? |
1.3467 |
0.05093 |
150 |
110 |
28 |
12 |
1463 |
Didn't I tell you to take the red herring off the menu? |
1.3464 |
0.04758 |
153 |
109 |
35 |
9 |
1464 |
I am your lawyer and they have no case for paddy cake being inappropriate touching. |
1.3464 |
0.04847 |
153 |
110 |
33 |
10 |
1465 |
We're starving. |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
1466 |
Oh... so that's what the secret ingredient was... |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
1467 |
Ok, flour, eggs, sugar and a file. Bake at 350.... |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
1468 |
Is it possible that you overreacted to the 'no substitutions' policy? |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
1469 |
Cooking the books doesn’t make you a chef. |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1470 |
You promised me you would stop cooking the books. |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1471 |
Bad news. Chef Boyardee flipped on you. |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1472 |
This is goodbye, Henri. I found where you hid the stolen truffles. Your sous chef and I are moving to Paris. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
1473 |
What do you mean, you 'reduced' the Saucier? |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
1474 |
So are you you a top chef or a bottom chef? |
1.3446 |
0.05226 |
148 |
110 |
25 |
13 |
1475 |
I told you it was a half baked plan. |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1476 |
Don't you think they'll find a cake rather suspicious? |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
1477 |
The judge says the assault charges can be dropped, but your béchamel is unforgivable. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
1478 |
The DA it's now claiming that you, the butcher, and the candle maker conspired together in some kind of "rub-a-dub-dub" con game. |
1.3446 |
0.05138 |
148 |
109 |
27 |
12 |
1479 |
You want me to bring you a cake? Wouldn’t that look suspicious? |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1480 |
If no one respects you get rid of that hat |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1481 |
They say it was you who left the cake out in the rain, annoying millions. |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1482 |
The judge denied your request for kale. |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1483 |
The only things you know how to cook are the books. |
1.3446 |
0.04569 |
148 |
103 |
39 |
6 |
1484 |
Two stars and time served. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
1485 |
You fought the Loire and the Loire won. |
1.3446 |
0.04862 |
148 |
106 |
33 |
9 |
1486 |
I warned you not to stir the pot |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
1487 |
To be fair, the bisque was criminally underseasoned. |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
1488 |
All he did was ask for ketchup. |
1.3446 |
0.05138 |
148 |
109 |
27 |
12 |
1489 |
This is what happens when you cook the books... |
1.3446 |
0.04955 |
148 |
107 |
31 |
10 |
1490 |
If I knew you were coming, I'd of baked a cake. |
1.3446 |
0.05314 |
148 |
111 |
23 |
14 |
1491 |
They said 15 to 20 or until you have a nice golden brown crust. |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1492 |
They know you cooked the books. |
1.3446 |
0.05047 |
148 |
108 |
29 |
11 |
1493 |
I told you not to call it ‘death by chocolate.’ |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
1494 |
Don’t worry I tossed the ratatouille in the river. |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1495 |
You’ll be eligible for parole after dessert. |
1.3446 |
0.04569 |
148 |
103 |
39 |
6 |
1496 |
So out of the pot and into the fryin pan eh? |
1.3446 |
0.04669 |
148 |
104 |
37 |
7 |
1497 |
Can you go over the specials again? |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
1498 |
It was your Creme Brulee that was the killer. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1499 |
Yes, I moved your roast to the slow cooker. |
1.3425 |
0.04604 |
146 |
102 |
38 |
6 |
1500 |
The real crime is what you’ve done to my hips. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1501 |
Well, Dear, I did warn you not to cook the books. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1502 |
No, I don't think the cake thing will work. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
1503 |
The soufflé didn't make it. |
1.3425 |
0.05091 |
146 |
107 |
28 |
11 |
1504 |
They're pushing for death by lethal confection. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
1505 |
Honey, I told you not to e-mail that recipe to the Russians. |
1.3425 |
0.05274 |
146 |
109 |
24 |
13 |
1506 |
I think he’ll sous |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1507 |
Our butcher and candlestick maker miss you. |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
1508 |
Vladimir didn’t care for the dessert. |
1.3425 |
0.05091 |
146 |
107 |
28 |
11 |
1509 |
Loving you was a recipe for disaster. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1510 |
Mr. Corleone said, "The heat was on and he needed a patsy crook," not a pastry cook! |
1.3425 |
0.05091 |
146 |
107 |
28 |
11 |
1511 |
I told you not to buy meat from that barber. |
1.3425 |
0.05091 |
146 |
107 |
28 |
11 |
1512 |
They said you need another five to ten. |
1.3425 |
0.04998 |
146 |
106 |
30 |
10 |
1513 |
I am truly sorry. My cell phone autocorrected my text. I wanted you to find an excellent Stollen recipe. |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1514 |
The lawyer says he's going to knead more dough. |
1.3425 |
0.04394 |
146 |
100 |
42 |
4 |
1515 |
" Anyway, we changed the chef's special to "Thyme and a half ". |
1.3425 |
0.04998 |
146 |
106 |
30 |
10 |
1516 |
We’ve been over this: when you pay for a dozen, you don’t take thirteen! |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1517 |
Bad news, I think you're cooked. |
1.3425 |
0.05183 |
146 |
108 |
26 |
12 |
1518 |
I’ve purchased the file. All I need now is your recipe for the cake. |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1519 |
About that bun in the oven... |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1520 |
How's playing dress-up working out for you in there? |
1.3425 |
0.05091 |
146 |
107 |
28 |
11 |
1521 |
I told you they had a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to gluten. |
1.3425 |
0.04500 |
146 |
101 |
40 |
5 |
1522 |
Look, after that disaster in the Hamptons this is the only gig I could get you! |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1523 |
Nothing available on Friday, but I can see you again Saturday at 5:30, 6:15 or 9:00pm. |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1524 |
You never should have cooked the books... |
1.3425 |
0.04805 |
146 |
104 |
34 |
8 |
1525 |
The good news is you were just awarded your second Michelin Star... |
1.3425 |
0.04902 |
146 |
105 |
32 |
9 |
1526 |
I’ve already lost ten pounds. |
1.3425 |
0.04604 |
146 |
102 |
38 |
6 |
1527 |
Honey, that's not what he meant when he said your soufflé was to die for. |
1.3425 |
0.04706 |
146 |
103 |
36 |
7 |
1528 |
Well honey, at least you can look forward to a delicious final meal. |
1.3423 |
0.04545 |
149 |
104 |
39 |
6 |
1529 |
I have the file, but you have to tell me how to bake the cake. |
1.3423 |
0.04835 |
149 |
107 |
33 |
9 |
1530 |
Anything you knead? |
1.3423 |
0.04444 |
149 |
103 |
41 |
5 |
1531 |
Cooking the books, huh? |
1.3423 |
0.04740 |
149 |
106 |
35 |
8 |
1532 |
Dessert, desert ... Poisson - |
1.3404 |
0.05016 |
141 |
102 |
30 |
9 |
1533 |
This was not the way to go to prove to the food critic you have a recipe to die for. |
1.3404 |
0.04914 |
141 |
101 |
32 |
8 |
1534 |
So I told the nice detective that you saved your special Oil de Hemlock for dishes you made for very select customers who came in after hours to settle up, what ever that means. Was that OK, honey? |
1.3404 |
0.04809 |
141 |
100 |
34 |
7 |
1535 |
I told you that dough was dirty. |
1.3404 |
0.04250 |
141 |
95 |
44 |
2 |
1536 |
They've got you for murder -- turns out gluten intolerance is a real thing. |
1.3403 |
0.05136 |
144 |
106 |
27 |
11 |
1537 |
I'm leaving you for the candlestick maker |
1.3403 |
0.05041 |
144 |
105 |
29 |
10 |
1538 |
Yes...one cup flour, half cup sugar...good...one teaspoon vanilla, a half teaspoon cyanide....OK, now that's where I think you went wrong. |
1.3401 |
0.04969 |
147 |
107 |
30 |
10 |
1539 |
If it's any consolation, they told me you will fry in hell. |
1.3380 |
0.04568 |
142 |
99 |
38 |
5 |
1540 |
It's not good - they found sauce everywhere. |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
1541 |
I suppose the goose is cooked. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
1542 |
Can't you just knead the Fifth? |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
1543 |
I was cooking the books and there was a rat in the kitchen. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
1544 |
And you’re sure they’re all out of jumpsuits? |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
1545 |
Do they know you stole Aunt Mary's recipes too? |
1.3380 |
0.04676 |
142 |
100 |
36 |
6 |
1546 |
I told you not to make Russian Dressing for the Inaugural dinner. |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1547 |
I thought that declining a Michelin star wasn´t a crime. |
1.3380 |
0.04676 |
142 |
100 |
36 |
6 |
1548 |
Whatever you do, don’t tell the other inmates you love butter! |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
1549 |
When the Times said your puttanesca was criminal, I never thought they’d go this far. |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
1550 |
I thought you were kidding! But I still get two more wishes, right? |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1551 |
Our phone sex is getting a little awkward these days. |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
1552 |
I think you need to dial back the Death by Chocolate recipe. |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1553 |
Don’t you think youcould have chosen a better alias than Chef Boyardee? |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1554 |
What you did to the broccoli rabe was a crime. |
1.3380 |
0.05372 |
142 |
107 |
22 |
13 |
1555 |
Clyde, I'm sorry to tell you this but I've decided to go gluten free while you're in here. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
1556 |
The timer still has ten years on it. |
1.3380 |
0.05085 |
142 |
104 |
28 |
10 |
1557 |
It might be "Farm to Table" but it's still illegal in this State. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
1558 |
Did you cook the books? |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
1559 |
You'll serve 8 to 10 courses, with no possibility of profiteroles. |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
1560 |
Tell me it's not true Pierre! Tell me you didn't cook the books! |
1.3380 |
0.05372 |
142 |
107 |
22 |
13 |
1561 |
Then stop wearing the hat if the guards are making fun of you! |
1.3380 |
0.04986 |
142 |
103 |
30 |
9 |
1562 |
I told you that "chopped" is metaphorical. |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
1563 |
They did not really mean death by chocolate. |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1564 |
I couldn’t find a gluten free saw in the hardware aisle. |
1.3380 |
0.05278 |
142 |
106 |
24 |
12 |
1565 |
From now on, I'm calling you Chef Boy RU Dumb. |
1.3380 |
0.05372 |
142 |
107 |
22 |
13 |
1566 |
So you finally got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. |
1.3380 |
0.04885 |
142 |
102 |
32 |
8 |
1567 |
The kids keep asking me, "When is dinner going to be ready?" |
1.3380 |
0.04781 |
142 |
101 |
34 |
7 |
1568 |
Two counts fraud, one count embezzlement – and just a pinch of assault. |
1.3380 |
0.05182 |
142 |
105 |
26 |
11 |
1569 |
When your involuntary manslaughter sentence is up, I'd like you to cater a birthday party for my mother-in-law. |
1.3358 |
0.04999 |
137 |
99 |
30 |
8 |
1570 |
Who would've thought that Special Counsel Mueller's ever-expanding investigation would eventually ensnare the White House Chef? |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
1571 |
Your lawyer is still working on the mix-up that you worked for the Culinary Institute of America -- not the Central Intelligence Agency. |
1.3357 |
0.05423 |
140 |
106 |
21 |
13 |
1572 |
You had your cake. Then you had to go and eat it.. |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1573 |
If someone asks to frost your cupcake, just say no. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1574 |
What's the recipe, Kenneth? |
1.3357 |
0.05609 |
140 |
108 |
17 |
15 |
1575 |
It's nice they're keeping you busy. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
1576 |
Fugu, smugu,”you said. “ It’s only a fish. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1577 |
All she wanted was the dressing on the side. |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
1578 |
The chickens ask how it feels to live in a cage? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1579 |
I know Gordon Ramsay was asking for it, but all the same.... |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1580 |
I told you not to do the crime if you couldn't handle the thyme. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1581 |
I didn't mean to write such a punishing review. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
1582 |
On the bright side, how many people can say they beat Bobby Flay? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1583 |
I'd like to place a to go order… |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
1584 |
One more time, how many parts flour to hacksaw? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1585 |
You must have known the food blogs would never let you get away with it. Cabernet and Cod, my god. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1586 |
Remember what Julia said: never apologize. |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1587 |
The reviews were not great. |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
1588 |
Sweetheart — death by chocolate is a metaphor. |
1.3357 |
0.04926 |
140 |
101 |
31 |
8 |
1589 |
I followed your instructions, but I still couldn't raise the dough. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1590 |
Simple. Cook the book, and they book the cook. |
1.3357 |
0.05517 |
140 |
107 |
19 |
14 |
1591 |
I have just one question, why didn't you blame it on the butler? |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1592 |
You should know that I’ve been having fast food. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1593 |
They want to know where you've hidden the dough. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1594 |
Can I get something to go? |
1.3357 |
0.05517 |
140 |
107 |
19 |
14 |
1595 |
Do I even want to ask how the food is? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1596 |
I’m sorry honey but, as good as your food is, your prices really are a crime |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1597 |
In America, 'to die for' is just an expression. He was trying to compliment your beef bourguignon. |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1598 |
First of all, your final appeal has been denied. And even more disappointing, you cannot prepare your last meal. |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1599 |
Yes, I know the cake is cliche, but it's simply impossible to hide a file in an amuse-bouche. |
1.3357 |
0.04821 |
140 |
100 |
33 |
7 |
1600 |
Look, I'm sorry honey, but when you put the peas in the guacamole I had to report you. |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1601 |
Both the butcher and candlestick maker deny you were in the tub... |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1602 |
How do I boil an egg? |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1603 |
I'm guessing you're in for cooking the books. |
1.3357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
96 |
41 |
3 |
1604 |
It's more flattering than the stripes. |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1605 |
So what did the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker get, 1 to 3 years with time off for good behavior? Did the jury even look at those guys? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1606 |
What do you mean, there are all vegans in here? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1607 |
You left the oven on. |
1.3357 |
0.05517 |
140 |
107 |
19 |
14 |
1608 |
I'm sorry, your lawyer is better in bed and he is home by 6. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
1609 |
Sorry, they say your goose is cooked and you're going to fry. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
1610 |
He stole the cookie from the cookie jar? That's it? |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1611 |
The food is to die for" is merely an expression. |
1.3357 |
0.04713 |
140 |
99 |
35 |
6 |
1612 |
Yes, but besides the file, did you like the cake? |
1.3357 |
0.05130 |
140 |
103 |
27 |
10 |
1613 |
Good, you got the costume. I hid the jail blueprints in the hat. |
1.3357 |
0.05230 |
140 |
104 |
25 |
11 |
1614 |
I knew it. You WERE cooking the books. |
1.3357 |
0.05327 |
140 |
105 |
23 |
12 |
1615 |
What do you mean you forgot to bake the key in? |
1.3357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
102 |
29 |
9 |
1616 |
The Gingerbread Man's family doesn't blame you for what happened. |
1.3357 |
0.04754 |
143 |
102 |
34 |
7 |
1617 |
I'm here to whisk you away... Get it? |
1.3357 |
0.04957 |
143 |
104 |
30 |
9 |
1618 |
I told you to let me cook the books. |
1.3357 |
0.05055 |
143 |
105 |
28 |
10 |
1619 |
I told you not to spill the beans! |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1620 |
So...they let you keep the hat. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1621 |
I desserting you. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
1622 |
I can smuggle in a zester, but that’s it! |
1.3333 |
0.04522 |
138 |
96 |
38 |
4 |
1623 |
About the flour. . .do I sift before measuring or measure before sifting? |
1.3333 |
0.04897 |
141 |
102 |
31 |
8 |
1624 |
I've been served. |
1.3333 |
0.04638 |
138 |
97 |
36 |
5 |
1625 |
Cocktail weenies in barbecue sauce for a first course? Honestly, you have only yourself to blame. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1626 |
I need your cake recipe. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
1627 |
Just tell me, where's all the dough? |
1.3333 |
0.04818 |
135 |
96 |
33 |
6 |
1628 |
you really think you're going to get a rise out of me? |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
1629 |
But Maurice, you spatchcocked the sous chef! |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
1630 |
A pea bargain is your best shot. |
1.3333 |
0.05475 |
138 |
105 |
20 |
13 |
1631 |
Your lawyer says you're going to flambé. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
1632 |
I told you not to do it. Pineapple? On pizza? |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
1633 |
No! Really? You think the butler did it? |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1634 |
The real crime was dessert |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
1635 |
So do you think you'll be home in time to fix supper? |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
1636 |
"Don't look at me. I told you it was a recipe for disaster. |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1637 |
I'm dating the assistant manager at McDonalds. |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1638 |
No, I didn't realize impersonating a chef was a crime either. |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1639 |
I told you it was a crime serving caviar on Triscuits |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
141 |
101 |
33 |
7 |
1640 |
You were chasing a gingerbread man through TSA? |
1.3333 |
0.05294 |
141 |
106 |
23 |
12 |
1641 |
They say white is the new orange. |
1.3333 |
0.04638 |
138 |
97 |
36 |
5 |
1642 |
I've been charged with death by chocolate -- tell my lawyer that a plain vanilla defense simply will not suffice. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1643 |
Honey, I swear I thought it was oregano! |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1644 |
I want all my meals to be like it was my last. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1645 |
A cake 'to die for' is just an expression, Dear. |
1.3333 |
0.05177 |
138 |
102 |
26 |
10 |
1646 |
I'm leaving you Marcel. Mother was right. You ARE a bad egg. |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
1647 |
I told you they take the secret sauce very seriously. |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1648 |
They found traces of truffle on the blade. |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1649 |
When I said you have to kill the cow first, I didn't mean my mother! |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1650 |
Sorry Charles, I spilled the beans. |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
1651 |
I hear you have flipped for the Special Counsel. |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1652 |
First, the good news. Oklahoma called. They want that recipe for a lethal cocktail. |
1.3333 |
0.05377 |
138 |
104 |
22 |
12 |
1653 |
I'm sorry that this is the way the cookie crumbled. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1654 |
I wouldn't this personally...He's getting rid of just about everybody in the W.H. these days. |
1.3333 |
0.05475 |
138 |
105 |
20 |
13 |
1655 |
I guess that appointment as "Official Chef to the President" didn't work out. |
1.3333 |
0.04968 |
138 |
100 |
30 |
8 |
1656 |
The lawyer says that for "death by chocolate" you might get five-to-ten. |
1.3333 |
0.05074 |
138 |
101 |
28 |
9 |
1657 |
Ted, he said he wanted his STEAK bloody. |
1.3333 |
0.04751 |
138 |
98 |
34 |
6 |
1658 |
You'll get early release if you tell them where you've stashed the dough. |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1659 |
Remember how I told you the prices you charge are criminal? |
1.3333 |
0.04861 |
138 |
99 |
32 |
7 |
1660 |
Hey there, What´s cookin´! |
1.3333 |
0.05278 |
138 |
103 |
24 |
11 |
1661 |
You obviously misunderstood your boss when he told you to cook the books. |
1.3309 |
0.04831 |
139 |
100 |
32 |
7 |
1662 |
It doesn't matter that you dressed up like a chef; microwaving fish in the office break room is still a felony. |
1.3309 |
0.05145 |
139 |
103 |
26 |
10 |
1663 |
Apparently, overcooking pasta in Italy really IS a crime |
1.3309 |
0.04938 |
139 |
101 |
30 |
8 |
1664 |
I suppose it’s better than being a jailhouse lawyer. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1665 |
Not sure why. I just have this strange feeling that your goose is cooked. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1666 |
Vito wants to know where you stashed the dough. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1667 |
Honey , your lawyer just said your goose is cooked. |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1668 |
I told you that making a giant sandwich and putting it on the subway tracks was a bad idea! |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1669 |
Ready to reveal your killer secret ingredient now? |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1670 |
You and your Death by Chocolate recipe! |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1671 |
They found the gluten. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1672 |
The verdict said, "Let sit 3-5 years, then fry." |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1673 |
Let me get this straight -- 3 cups of flour, cocoa butter, nutmeg and a hacksaw blade. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1674 |
"I just need to know why you left the cake out in the rain". |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1675 |
You were still using trans fats? |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1676 |
They seized everything, even the sourdough starter. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1677 |
Take the plea bargain or they could drop you to one star. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1678 |
I have the hacksaw all ready... when can you smuggle out the cake? |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
1679 |
If I told you once I told you a thousand times, Arsnic is not a spice! |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
1680 |
I told you the "Kiss the Cook" apron wouldn't fly in the #metoo era. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1681 |
Seems a bit extreme for a fallen souffle...... |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1682 |
The lawyer said you will serve 10 years, rotate and then serve 5 more years or until you are old and gray. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1683 |
Carl, I’ve heard of joining gangs in prison to protect yourself, but couldn’t you have picked one with a more intimidating uniform? |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1684 |
Hope you fry! |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1685 |
I told you that mixing red wine with fish was a crime, but you wouldn't listen. |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1686 |
Tell me, Louie, what did you do with the dough? |
1.3309 |
0.05224 |
136 |
101 |
25 |
10 |
1687 |
I need your cake recipe. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1688 |
When they said they wanted a souffle to die for, it was just a figure of speech. |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
1689 |
Bad news, I'm afraid your goose is cooked. |
1.3309 |
0.04674 |
136 |
96 |
35 |
5 |
1690 |
No. 'Glu-ten'. Not 'Putin.' |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1691 |
Honey, that souffle WAS a crime. |
1.3309 |
0.05429 |
136 |
103 |
21 |
12 |
1692 |
I can't believe that they figured out that you were an impasta the whole time! |
1.3309 |
0.05011 |
136 |
99 |
29 |
8 |
1693 |
For God's sake, your boss is a clown and it's just a hamburger. Tell them the formula for the secret sauce. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1694 |
Listen, Maurice, I need some more dough. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1695 |
Turns out your eclairs really were to die for. |
1.3309 |
0.05328 |
136 |
102 |
23 |
11 |
1696 |
He will think twice asking for Ketchup again. |
1.3309 |
0.04789 |
136 |
97 |
33 |
6 |
1697 |
I told you that using Velvetta in that dish was a crime. |
1.3309 |
0.04902 |
136 |
98 |
31 |
7 |
1698 |
It's a little late to debate whether "well done" is or is not criminal. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
1699 |
Your goose is cooked. They're going to allow the blackbirds' wives and kids to testify. |
1.3308 |
0.04859 |
133 |
95 |
32 |
6 |
1700 |
I told you not to steal the dough. |
1.3285 |
0.05192 |
137 |
102 |
25 |
10 |
1701 |
I’m afraid the Judge found that you cooked the books—and that your alibi was half-baked. |
1.3285 |
0.05087 |
137 |
101 |
27 |
9 |
1702 |
You do realize that "to die for" is just an expression. |
1.3285 |
0.05192 |
137 |
102 |
25 |
10 |
1703 |
The prosecutor says the cake was to die for. |
1.3285 |
0.04760 |
137 |
98 |
33 |
6 |
1704 |
The judge said you needed a little more seasoning. |
1.3284 |
0.05273 |
134 |
100 |
24 |
10 |
1705 |
Sooner or later, I sure you'll get used to margarine. |
1.3284 |
0.05056 |
134 |
98 |
28 |
8 |
1706 |
The lawyer is working on your change of menu request. |
1.3284 |
0.04711 |
134 |
95 |
34 |
5 |
1707 |
Your insanity plea qualifies you for the head-chef position. |
1.3284 |
0.05378 |
134 |
101 |
22 |
11 |
1708 |
As it turns out, your bœuf Bourguignon actually WAS to die for. |
1.3284 |
0.04943 |
134 |
97 |
30 |
7 |
1709 |
Actually, your goose is cooked is the bad news. |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
1710 |
Oh Alfred, how many times have I told you not to pick your own mushrooms! |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
1711 |
You got the dough? |
1.3284 |
0.05273 |
134 |
100 |
24 |
10 |
1712 |
The uniforms were different in women's prison. |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
1713 |
did you say takeout or breakout? |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
1714 |
All they had to do was follow the bread crumbs |
1.3284 |
0.05056 |
134 |
98 |
28 |
8 |
1715 |
Tell them where the dough is, dear, and I'm sure they'll let you out. |
1.3284 |
0.05482 |
134 |
102 |
20 |
12 |
1716 |
I'm think your goose is cooked. |
1.3284 |
0.05273 |
134 |
100 |
24 |
10 |
1717 |
Could I get something to go? |
1.3284 |
0.05056 |
134 |
98 |
28 |
8 |
1718 |
No! The plan was for ME to take the fall and YOU were going to bake the cake with the file in it! |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
1719 |
There's some good news! You won't lose any Michelin stars. |
1.3259 |
0.05344 |
135 |
102 |
22 |
11 |
1720 |
There wasn't enough dough to bribe the jury. |
1.3259 |
0.05646 |
135 |
105 |
16 |
14 |
1721 |
When those critics said your food was a crime against humanity, I didn't think they'd actually charge you! |
1.3259 |
0.05239 |
135 |
101 |
24 |
10 |
1722 |
Exactly how many truffles does one have to steal to get 20 years in prison? |
1.3259 |
0.05024 |
135 |
99 |
28 |
8 |
1723 |
The White House believes you're the leak about the president's preference for fast foods. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
1724 |
You've bitten off more than you can chew this time. |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1725 |
The proof is in the pudding? But we ate it last night. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1726 |
Just tell the jury that you couldn't create an omelette without breaking some legs. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1727 |
I told you somebody would notice the difference between "un plat de poisson" and "un plat de poison". |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1728 |
Cut the confession Phil. I only care if my cake will be ready Thursday. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1729 |
You’ll be gluten free in 5 years with good behavior. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1730 |
Why did you do it, sweetheart? We had plenty of dough. |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1731 |
The chicken's family is suing. |
1.3258 |
0.05430 |
132 |
100 |
21 |
11 |
1732 |
So cooking a filet mignon well-done is literally a crime? |
1.3258 |
0.04749 |
132 |
94 |
33 |
5 |
1733 |
A cup of sugar, two eggs, a soupçon of nutmeg and then the file? |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1734 |
The lawyer said you're looking at a baker's dozen... |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1735 |
I told you, a ‘Trump in the Dump’ cake was a bad idea. |
1.3258 |
0.05639 |
132 |
102 |
17 |
13 |
1736 |
Well, the lawyer says you'll be in long enough to make this place a Michelin 3-star. |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1737 |
I warned you not to mess with vegans! |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1738 |
When you first told me you worked at a high volume eatery, I pictured something different. |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1739 |
They found evidence that you colluded with Russians on your borscht. |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1740 |
"Mrs. Candlestick maker" just has a better ring to it given the circumstances |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1741 |
Who knew "Oysters a la Trump" was a food crime in Manhattan? |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1742 |
Let's face it. You were 'Chopped'. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1743 |
After you cooked the books you could have flamed them. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1744 |
I've got one in the oven. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
1745 |
I'm working on your bail -- but they want the bouillabaisse recipe as collateral. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
1746 |
The DA says your story is half-baked at best. |
1.3258 |
0.04749 |
132 |
94 |
33 |
5 |
1747 |
I swear I didn't tell them anything, but they found the kimchi you buried in the yard. |
1.3258 |
0.04749 |
132 |
94 |
33 |
5 |
1748 |
Read your tweets! The White House has doubled down, accusing you of using 'fake recipes'! and what do you know about a non-disclosure with Betty Crocker? |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1749 |
You knew chablis with beef was a crime, but you still did it anyway. |
1.3258 |
0.04498 |
132 |
92 |
37 |
3 |
1750 |
Yes, I'm sure the food in there does suck. |
1.3258 |
0.04625 |
132 |
93 |
35 |
4 |
1751 |
Oh, one more thing...the dish ran away with the spoon. |
1.3258 |
0.05536 |
132 |
101 |
19 |
12 |
1752 |
I don't like it either, but if Big Cletus says you look sexy in it, you'd better not take it off. |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1753 |
Honey, 'to die for' is just an expression. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
1754 |
And I'll need that to go. |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1755 |
Hello, I'm your sue chef. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1756 |
Don't worry. I'm cooking up a scheme to get you out. |
1.3258 |
0.04986 |
132 |
96 |
29 |
7 |
1757 |
The proof was in the pudding? Really, Bob? |
1.3258 |
0.05536 |
132 |
101 |
19 |
12 |
1758 |
I warned you about cooking the books. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1759 |
He wasn't being literal when he said he'd die for your tiramisu. |
1.3258 |
0.04749 |
132 |
94 |
33 |
5 |
1760 |
I'm sorry, but I just can't keep my oven pre-heated for you. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1761 |
They're calling you the Behind Iron Bars Chef. |
1.3258 |
0.04625 |
132 |
93 |
35 |
4 |
1762 |
I’m hearing the candlestick-maker has turned state’s witness. |
1.3258 |
0.04869 |
132 |
95 |
31 |
6 |
1763 |
Just be honest, did you cook the books or not? |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1764 |
You must've known that family thought 'Death by Chocolate' was the name of the cake. |
1.3258 |
0.05430 |
132 |
100 |
21 |
11 |
1765 |
Pierre, just give them the recipe and this will all go away. |
1.3258 |
0.05536 |
132 |
101 |
19 |
12 |
1766 |
We really need to know what’s in that secret sauce. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1767 |
The soufflé was to die for. |
1.3258 |
0.05101 |
132 |
97 |
27 |
8 |
1768 |
This will teach you to check the expiration date. |
1.3258 |
0.05213 |
132 |
98 |
25 |
9 |
1769 |
Your avocado toast killed again. Only you can make it stop. |
1.3258 |
0.05323 |
132 |
99 |
23 |
10 |
1770 |
You should know, I've started dating again. You might know them -- the butcher and candlestick maker? |
1.3237 |
0.05228 |
139 |
105 |
23 |
11 |
1771 |
Just tell me, did I eat your victims? |
1.3233 |
0.05395 |
133 |
101 |
21 |
11 |
1772 |
By the way, honey...your goose is cooked. |
1.3233 |
0.04471 |
133 |
93 |
37 |
3 |
1773 |
When they said you could get one to three I don’t think they meant Michelin stars. |
1.3233 |
0.04838 |
133 |
96 |
31 |
6 |
1774 |
Your fingerprints were all over the knives. |
1.3233 |
0.04719 |
133 |
95 |
33 |
5 |
1775 |
I told you not to work in the White House. |
1.3231 |
0.05484 |
130 |
99 |
20 |
11 |
1776 |
half-baked excuses Tony |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1777 |
The jury was willing to overlook the burnt shish kabob, but not the skewered sous chef |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1778 |
Are you sure you didn't add gluten? |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1779 |
Your parole officer says to keep you in at 78 degrees for 7 years. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1780 |
I know you didn't cook the books. Just tell them where to find the dough. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1781 |
OK, One more time, do I chill the file before I fold it into the egg whites or not? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1782 |
How could you have done that, Howard? Ketchup? Really?! |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
1783 |
Your attorney says your goose is cooked |
1.3231 |
0.05484 |
130 |
99 |
20 |
11 |
1784 |
Well what did you expect, Charles? You served them kale... |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1785 |
350 degrees for 5 to 10 years. Got it. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1786 |
The cops found the dough. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1787 |
Don’t worry about the dough. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1788 |
That really was a killer soufflé |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
1789 |
I guess it really was a killer recipe |
1.3231 |
0.05484 |
130 |
99 |
20 |
11 |
1790 |
So what did you put in the Chef's Surprise this time? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1791 |
Honestly, I didn't think your souffle was that bad. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1792 |
I hope you cook up a better scheme next time. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1793 |
I'm leaving you for my butcher. I only wanted you for your dough anyway. |
1.3231 |
0.05591 |
130 |
100 |
18 |
12 |
1794 |
I can get you some dough if you think you'll knead it. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1795 |
Celebrity Chefs Behind Bars called - you're featured in next month's show. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1796 |
At home I couldn't even get you to boil water. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1797 |
You serve liver Jello and expected no consequences? |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1798 |
Cutthroat Kitchen is just a name! |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1799 |
Give 'em the secret sauce recipe and you'll be out in less than six months |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1800 |
You're in for cooking the books, that doesn't make you a cook. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1801 |
But you didn’t have to cook the books. |
1.3231 |
0.05484 |
130 |
99 |
20 |
11 |
1802 |
I know you're innocent dear, but they pulled six of your knives out of Gordon Ramsay. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1803 |
So, should we change the menu in five years? |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1804 |
I know you like to please your customers, darling, but the order was for "Three filet mignons," not "Three filleted minions." |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1805 |
If you plead guilty to beating the eggs, the D.A. will let you slide on the salt charge. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1806 |
I miss your muffins... |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1807 |
You can’t keep decking people who say their favorite restaurant is Olive Garden. This is my last visit. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1808 |
The Sous Chef plans to sue, Chef. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1809 |
Remember to shiv the biggest guy in the yard and let 'em know you ain't anybody's sous chef. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1810 |
The kitchen had a rat. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1811 |
Grated parmesan on seafood risotto? Criminal. |
1.3231 |
0.04531 |
130 |
91 |
36 |
3 |
1812 |
I know was a horrible review, honey, but the meat cleaver was probably not the best way to respond. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1813 |
Don't worry, I hid the money among your recipes. No one will ever look there. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1814 |
I wanted you to know I am leaving you and I am taking the Le Creuset with me. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1815 |
Just tell me where you hid the dough |
1.3231 |
0.05484 |
130 |
99 |
20 |
11 |
1816 |
Look at the bright side, you're finally head chef of somewhere. |
1.3231 |
0.05374 |
130 |
98 |
22 |
10 |
1817 |
They say the shoe print in the ketchup matches yours. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1818 |
Fifteen to life and you're worried about the mise en place? |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1819 |
I'll never forget you, Boyardee. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1820 |
The DA is offering a life sentence or death by chocolate. |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1821 |
Sorry, we don’t have the bread to make your bail!! |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1822 |
Martha Stewart says, 'Stay away from the meatloaf.' |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1823 |
The eggs are pressing charges.... |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1824 |
I told you he only eats fast foods; it's his way of making America great- hates French anything! |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1825 |
So what if she thought it needed salt? |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1826 |
You didn't leave me enough dough to pay your bail. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1827 |
So that bank job wasn't a piece of cake after all? |
1.3231 |
0.05262 |
130 |
97 |
24 |
9 |
1828 |
So you really did create a killer menu for restaurant reviewers. |
1.3231 |
0.05147 |
130 |
96 |
26 |
8 |
1829 |
I know, Honey. It's not your fault the President didn't like your Tarte Flambe´. |
1.3231 |
0.05591 |
130 |
100 |
18 |
12 |
1830 |
When they said “Death By Chocolate” they didn’t mean it literally. |
1.3231 |
0.04787 |
130 |
93 |
32 |
5 |
1831 |
Yes, Salmon Creme Brulee is a crime, son. |
1.3231 |
0.05030 |
130 |
95 |
28 |
7 |
1832 |
The judge said your defense was half-baked. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
1833 |
So what half-baked scheme did you get into now? |
1.3228 |
0.04165 |
127 |
86 |
41 |
0 |
1834 |
Okay I'll do it, but if you ask me it sounds like a recipe for disaster. |
1.3228 |
0.04985 |
127 |
92 |
29 |
6 |
1835 |
I TOLD you to stop bragging about your 'killer' chili. |
1.3209 |
0.04923 |
134 |
98 |
29 |
7 |
1836 |
I told you that your food was so good that it should be illegal. |
1.3206 |
0.05338 |
131 |
99 |
22 |
10 |
1837 |
Who eats a meal that is literally worth dying for? |
1.3206 |
0.05447 |
131 |
100 |
20 |
11 |
1838 |
Now that you've cooked the books, the least I can do is to send you the file. |
1.3206 |
0.05227 |
131 |
98 |
24 |
9 |
1839 |
It may have been Michelin Five Star to you, but they’re still all dead. |
1.3206 |
0.05227 |
131 |
98 |
24 |
9 |
1840 |
I have bad news ... it appears those brownies really were to die for. |
1.3206 |
0.05227 |
131 |
98 |
24 |
9 |
1841 |
We're going to need some more dough. |
1.3206 |
0.04879 |
131 |
95 |
30 |
6 |
1842 |
This time your goose is cooked. |
1.3206 |
0.04757 |
131 |
94 |
32 |
5 |
1843 |
Yes Franco, I know he said your risotto was to die for, but honestly... |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1844 |
I don’t quite know how to break this to you - but your goose is cooked... |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1845 |
Okay! you win. You make a "killer chili." |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1846 |
Hand over the cobbler recipe and your name gets cleared. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1847 |
You know I didn’t literally mean “Death by Chocolate “, right? |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1848 |
And, since you've been here, the dish ran away with the spoon. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1849 |
We know, we know ... your Cassoulet is to die for. No one ever took you seriously. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1850 |
Forensics found a DNA match on last Thursday's Meat Pie Special. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1851 |
I told the staff at the restaurant to put everything in the SLOW cooker |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1852 |
They're calling it the, "French Confection." |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1853 |
Of course we needed the dough. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1854 |
I told you to keep your hands out of the cookie jar! |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1855 |
I warned you the prix fixe was robbery. |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1856 |
When they said ' You are going to fry for this', I don't think this is what they meant. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1857 |
I guess you won't put tomatoes in clam chowder again. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1858 |
I think the officer meant "parole," not "profiterole." |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1859 |
Forensics just analyzed the secret sauce. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1860 |
We're going for an insanitary plea. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1861 |
I COULD have married a butcher. Or a candlestick maker. But, NO.... |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1862 |
All I said was that you had the dough! |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1863 |
I don't care what the recipe said; you should have never cooked the books. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1864 |
Your lawyer thinks that you've got a half-baked alibi. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1865 |
Just talked to your lawyer. You're cooked. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1866 |
They would've voted to acquit if you hadn't used the kale. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1867 |
When they said out in thirty, they weren't talking about the souffle. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1868 |
I'm afraid someone's left your cake out in the rain. |
1.3203 |
0.05649 |
128 |
99 |
17 |
12 |
1869 |
And just how do you propose I smuggle in the saffron and cardamom? |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1870 |
You can be the leg-iron chef. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1871 |
I told you your mother's recipes were deadly. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1872 |
But Kevin, of course they can order just desserts. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1873 |
Yes, it is a crime to serve a well done filet. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1874 |
Honey, the bail is either $2,000 or two servings of your quenelles of pike with lobster sauce. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1875 |
I didn't think you were going literally 'skewer' the critics. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1876 |
I need to know, did it really taste like chicken? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1877 |
Marcel, How could you not be sure of those mushrooms! |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1878 |
Is take-out at all possible? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1879 |
As your lawyer, I must warn you that no jury will believe your half-baked alibi and so your goose is cooked. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1880 |
Do I add the file before or after the eggs? |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1881 |
Well, I agree with the president, the entree was appalling, even by Mar-a-Lago standards. |
1.3203 |
0.05649 |
128 |
99 |
17 |
12 |
1882 |
They know you hid the dough. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1883 |
I told you already. The proof is in the pudding. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1884 |
I'm sorry, I asked for thyme served. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1885 |
I warned you not to read the Yelp reviews! |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1886 |
They're saying life with no chance of escarole. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1887 |
Was it worth it, Steven? Was winning Hell's Kitchen worth it? |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1888 |
You left a bun in the oven... |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1889 |
You don't know me, but I was in your restaurant last week, loved the tilapia. Can you give me the recipe? |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1890 |
How much dough did you steal? |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1891 |
No, I said I wanted the recipe to serve twenty! |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1892 |
I understand you're serving time for cooking the books. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1893 |
The children have started calling him 'Daddy Boyardee.' |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1894 |
Don't worry, we'll get you out of here. Just tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.3203 |
0.05539 |
128 |
98 |
19 |
11 |
1895 |
Sorry, he pasta way, so we cannoli do so much. Lettuce get together on a court strategy or you’ll just be a pizza history. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1896 |
The whole COUNTRY thanks you, Fritz! |
1.3203 |
0.05756 |
128 |
100 |
15 |
13 |
1897 |
They say with good behavior they'll let you out al dente. |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1898 |
So I guess that wasn't tomato sauce after all. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1899 |
...and you have a guest shot on CSI: Iron Chef. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1900 |
So, I take it she didn't much enjoy the soup. |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1901 |
Next time don’t cook the books. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1902 |
I knew your half baked schemes would land you here |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1903 |
Let me guess. Another one sent the food back. |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1904 |
You're going to fry, Harry, in clarified butter covered in panko crumbs. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1905 |
The reviewer said your Foie Gras was a crime against humanity. |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1906 |
You should have known President Trump likes his Steaks Well-Done! |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1907 |
Oh, a file in a cake! I thought you wanted a filet. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1908 |
I told you calling it a 'killer recipe' was a mistake. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1909 |
For the hundredth time, Gaston -- no fondant., no glazed butter creme pecans , no grappa-infused maraschinos. Just a simple one. With a file. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1910 |
I told you it was a crime to use margarine in your pastry. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1911 |
Why-ever did you have to cook the books! |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1912 |
When you said your food was to die for, I didn't think you meant it literally. |
1.3203 |
0.05426 |
128 |
97 |
21 |
10 |
1913 |
That’s what you get for joking that you are a cereal killer! |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1914 |
The lawyer said that your goose is cooked. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1915 |
I need some more dough. |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1916 |
Sticky fingers is NOT a defense. |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1917 |
Why couldn't the Michelin people have just taken away a star? |
1.3203 |
0.04697 |
128 |
91 |
33 |
4 |
1918 |
Why wouldn't you want to cook your own last meal? |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1919 |
I told you the twinkie defense wouldn't work. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1920 |
I'm sorry, mon cheri, but your coq au vin IS a crime. |
1.3203 |
0.05312 |
128 |
96 |
23 |
9 |
1921 |
I thought Edgar was kidding when he said you were whipping up a criminally decedent dessert. |
1.3203 |
0.04952 |
128 |
93 |
29 |
6 |
1922 |
There's no excuse for robbing that bakery -- No matter how much you kneaded the dough |
1.3203 |
0.05195 |
128 |
95 |
25 |
8 |
1923 |
The alfredo dream again? |
1.3203 |
0.05075 |
128 |
94 |
27 |
7 |
1924 |
Did you really divulge the secret eleven herbs and spices? |
1.3203 |
0.04826 |
128 |
92 |
31 |
5 |
1925 |
Actually, $18 for a cup of soup IS criminal! |
1.3185 |
0.05428 |
135 |
104 |
19 |
12 |
1926 |
Beating people up is illegal, putting ketchup on food is not. |
1.3178 |
0.05160 |
129 |
96 |
25 |
8 |
1927 |
They stuck your whisk where? |
1.3178 |
0.05276 |
129 |
97 |
23 |
9 |
1928 |
Honey, tell uncle Vinnie I need more dough |
1.3178 |
0.05276 |
129 |
97 |
23 |
9 |
1929 |
I'm sorry, I'm leaving you for Chef Boyardee. |
1.3178 |
0.05160 |
129 |
96 |
25 |
8 |
1930 |
I don't think Michelin will be coming back after this. |
1.3178 |
0.04920 |
129 |
94 |
29 |
6 |
1931 |
When you said the spinach puffs were 'to die for' I didn't think you meant literally. |
1.3178 |
0.05276 |
129 |
97 |
23 |
9 |
1932 |
Let me guess . . . Ten years at 350? |
1.3178 |
0.05160 |
129 |
96 |
25 |
8 |
1933 |
Your hash browns tested positive. |
1.3178 |
0.05160 |
129 |
96 |
25 |
8 |
1934 |
told you not to cook the books ! |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1935 |
It's the candle stick maker, isn't it? |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1936 |
I suppose I'm to do the dishes then, am I? |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1937 |
I bet you can cook up some way to get out of this joint. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1938 |
They're charging you with bulgary. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1939 |
Sit tight......I was able to raise some dough. |
1.3175 |
0.04598 |
126 |
89 |
34 |
3 |
1940 |
They'll drop the charges if you bake the cake AND stop asking which one is the bride. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1941 |
Honey, I don't think calling it 'Chez Big' on your resume is going to help things. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1942 |
Your story inspired a podcast called ‘Cereal’. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1943 |
Food to die for? I had no idea! |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1944 |
I told you the lobster price was criminal. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1945 |
The cow, fish, chicken and lamb have entered a class action lawsuit. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1946 |
In the white house no job is safe!!! |
1.3175 |
0.05707 |
126 |
98 |
16 |
12 |
1947 |
I told you he was an impasta. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1948 |
Do I put the file in the cake before baking or after? |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1949 |
Just tell me where you stashed the dough! |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1950 |
The clams talked. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1951 |
So you cooked them a meal to die for? |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1952 |
You’ll get a baker’s dozen to life. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1953 |
Try not to drop the pastry brush in the shower. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1954 |
They said no to the knives but yes to the whisk. |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1955 |
I told you, if you can’t stand the heat... |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1956 |
What about the dough? |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1957 |
It may be tradition but the judge doesn't think the law entitles you to a 13 person jury. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1958 |
Good news dear. I convinced the warden to room you with a chap called "the butcher." |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1959 |
I think you've been chopped. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1960 |
You know that's not what I meant when I said you could "Beat Bobby Flay." |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1961 |
I don’t know if you can lose a Michelin star for cooking the books |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1962 |
Cod wasn’t enough. You just had to try the pufferfish recipe. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1963 |
Are you blaming it on the butcher or the candlestick maker this time? |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1964 |
Where did you plant the dough? |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1965 |
On a positive note, your lawyer thinks you'll get time off for good pesto. |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1966 |
Maybe next time you'll think twice about whipping the cream and beating the eggs. |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1967 |
You should have been more subtle about cooking the books! |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1968 |
I knew it was a bad sign that the job as White House chef required you to know how to make Borscht. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1969 |
I always told you pineapple on pizza was criminal. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1970 |
Not to worry we found a new chef who is amazing. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1971 |
You make think this gets you out of making dinner, but you are sadly mistaken. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1972 |
I should have known when they said your food was to die for. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1973 |
I posted bail. They'll remove you in 30 to 45 minutes. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1974 |
You did warn him that the dessert was 'to die for.' |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1975 |
Where'd you hide the dough? |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1976 |
So now you have to bake cakes for rapists, murderers and politicians? |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1977 |
I tried fencing your chili, but it's too hot. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1978 |
I was going to make you a cake with a file in it, but you never did like my cooking. |
1.3175 |
0.04867 |
126 |
91 |
30 |
5 |
1979 |
I told you... you can't put avacado on everything. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1980 |
Fold the egg whites and cream of tartar into the soufflé dish. Gently press the hacksaw into the base. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1981 |
Marinating time: 3-5 years. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1982 |
The yeast is in the bag, Norm, but this is the last time. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1983 |
How's the food dear? |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1984 |
Yes, brought the file. Where’s the cake? |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
1985 |
I warned you not to cook the books. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1986 |
We warned you, but you had to eat your cake too. |
1.3175 |
0.04458 |
126 |
88 |
36 |
2 |
1987 |
"Death by Chocolate" was just a figure of speech, darling. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1988 |
We get 13 minutes instead of 12. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1989 |
I never realized stealing a recipe was crime. |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1990 |
The guards will get suspicious of me bringing YOU a cake. Got any other ideas? |
1.3175 |
0.04734 |
126 |
90 |
32 |
4 |
1991 |
Do you add the file before or after the flour? |
1.3175 |
0.04734 |
126 |
90 |
32 |
4 |
1992 |
Well, I liked your killer salsa. |
1.3175 |
0.05480 |
126 |
96 |
20 |
10 |
1993 |
I thought you said the butler did it. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1994 |
I told you the plan you cooked up wouldn't work. |
1.3175 |
0.04734 |
126 |
90 |
32 |
4 |
1995 |
I love you, but I can't go that long without bread. |
1.3175 |
0.04995 |
126 |
92 |
28 |
6 |
1996 |
Soylent green was never suppose to be a real food. |
1.3175 |
0.05595 |
126 |
97 |
18 |
11 |
1997 |
So here's why I think your 'I am not a cook' defense backfired... |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
1998 |
I see they let you keep the hat. |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
1999 |
What do you mean The devils food cake made you do it? |
1.3175 |
0.05243 |
126 |
94 |
24 |
8 |
2000 |
Seriously, did you even LOOK for the file in that cake? |
1.3175 |
0.05363 |
126 |
95 |
22 |
9 |
2001 |
No, your lima bean preserves recipe is still safe. |
1.3175 |
0.04313 |
126 |
87 |
38 |
1 |
2002 |
Are you still serving? |
1.3171 |
0.05204 |
123 |
91 |
25 |
7 |
2003 |
Toque to me, honey |
1.3167 |
0.05019 |
120 |
87 |
28 |
5 |
2004 |
I told you to stop stealing recipes! |
1.3158 |
0.05160 |
133 |
100 |
24 |
9 |
2005 |
I can’t save your bacon this time. |
1.3154 |
0.04638 |
130 |
93 |
33 |
4 |
2006 |
Your plan always felt a little half-baked. |
1.3154 |
0.04638 |
130 |
93 |
33 |
4 |
2007 |
This time you really cooked the goose. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
2008 |
No file and no cake. The reason you're in here is because of your half-baked ideas. |
1.3150 |
0.05327 |
127 |
96 |
22 |
9 |
2009 |
Since you wont be out for 10 to 20, tell me where you hid the dough. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
2010 |
Consider yourself lucky. For most people, having to cook your own last meal would be cruel and unusual punishment. |
1.3150 |
0.05087 |
127 |
94 |
26 |
7 |
2011 |
At least you are no longer cooking the books. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
2012 |
I've got it: Three cups flour, two eggs and one hack saw blade |
1.3150 |
0.05327 |
127 |
96 |
22 |
9 |
2013 |
You may have gotten away with it if you only poached the books. |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
2014 |
I told you NOT to say "The salmon is to die for!" |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
2015 |
Yes, I'm sure. Our oven timer doesn't have a setting for "three to five years". |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
2016 |
No, no. Listen. I bake the hacksaw into YOUR cake. |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
2017 |
And you thought bragging about your “killer creme brûlée” was a good idea? |
1.3150 |
0.04835 |
127 |
92 |
30 |
5 |
2018 |
Mississippi seems to regard nouvelle cuisine as a crime. |
1.3150 |
0.04704 |
127 |
91 |
32 |
4 |
2019 |
They said you'd be here for 20 to life or until your skin looked golden brown. |
1.3150 |
0.04835 |
127 |
92 |
30 |
5 |
2020 |
Now we know --- there is taste police. |
1.3150 |
0.04962 |
127 |
93 |
28 |
6 |
2021 |
Turns out your cake really was to die for. |
1.3150 |
0.05087 |
127 |
94 |
26 |
7 |
2022 |
Try and think of it as a "baker's dozen" years. |
1.3150 |
0.05208 |
127 |
95 |
24 |
8 |
2023 |
Does the file come before or after the paprika? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2024 |
No, I can't bring you a file with a cake in it. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2025 |
...because he LIKES it "well done" -- he thinks it's a compliment. And he's the PRESIDENT. That's why. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
2026 |
I have a bun in the oven. It's yours. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
2027 |
When I said to make a killer pasta, that's not what I meant. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
2028 |
Oh, now you want me to bake a cake |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2029 |
Take that hat off Walter, you aren't fooling anyone. They know exactly what kind of cook you are. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
2030 |
The warden informed me you are going to do some serious thyme. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
2031 |
Looks like they charged you with cooking the books. |
1.3145 |
0.05535 |
124 |
95 |
19 |
10 |
2032 |
I told you not to beat the eggs. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
2033 |
10-20 years? At 350 degrees? |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2034 |
Stick a fork in it, you're done. |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
2035 |
I tried to tell you, but you refused to listen. 'It's a metaphor,' I said. 'Your Chocolate Mousse is to die for' is just a metaphor. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2036 |
But there is some good news. Hannibal Lecter has endorsed your cookbook. |
1.3145 |
0.05416 |
124 |
94 |
21 |
9 |
2037 |
Michelin is taking away one of your stars. The pointy one you killed Charles with. |
1.3145 |
0.04772 |
124 |
89 |
31 |
4 |
2038 |
I'll admit that the heist was a half-baked idea from the start, Gladys. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
2039 |
I'm surviving, but I'm afraid I can't say the same for the sourdough starter. |
1.3120 |
0.05257 |
125 |
94 |
23 |
8 |
2040 |
You're doing serious thyme in there. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
2041 |
Turns out it was a typo. It was supposed to say kale. |
1.3120 |
0.05257 |
125 |
94 |
23 |
8 |
2042 |
Try telling them you’re a chef instead of you knead the dough |
1.3120 |
0.05133 |
125 |
93 |
25 |
7 |
2043 |
Darling, it’s pheasant under glass. Not peasant. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2044 |
Honey, just answer their question - where’s the beef? |
1.3115 |
0.04668 |
122 |
87 |
32 |
3 |
2045 |
They’re now saying it had gluten AND peanuts in it. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2046 |
I told you not to let that Gordon Ramsay get under your skin! |
1.3115 |
0.04668 |
122 |
87 |
32 |
3 |
2047 |
As your lawyer, I must warn you that no jury will believe your half-baked alibi and so you’re probably going to fry. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2048 |
Does the size of the file affect the temperature setting? |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2049 |
So all of a sudden you CAN cook. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2050 |
Life at home is a nightmare! There are a dozen jars that I can't get opened. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2051 |
I can get you out in 27-32 minutes. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2052 |
I told you to keep your hands out of the dough! |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2053 |
Again, I put the file in after the cake is baked--not into the batter? |
1.3115 |
0.04668 |
122 |
87 |
32 |
3 |
2054 |
If I knew it would come to this, I never would have left that Yelp review. |
1.3115 |
0.04520 |
122 |
86 |
34 |
2 |
2055 |
Beat, batter and a salt |
1.3115 |
0.05712 |
122 |
95 |
16 |
11 |
2056 |
The parole board said you have to serve the full baker's dozen. |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
2057 |
I am so sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Pluto is no longer a planet |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2058 |
So, where’s the dough ? |
1.3115 |
0.05712 |
122 |
95 |
16 |
11 |
2059 |
If there is a next time, maybe you'll read the damn recipe. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2060 |
I was afraid this would happen. I knew you'd go stir crazy in there. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
2061 |
I think your recipe for "Death By Chocolate" worked a little too well... |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2062 |
Ok, I'll try—but you do know how hard it is to hide a chisel in a mille feuille. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
2063 |
Sorry about my testimony, but would you remind me about the recipe for mushroom risotto? |
1.3115 |
0.05712 |
122 |
95 |
16 |
11 |
2064 |
I hope you've learned, Maurice, that even if it's not a felony you can still be jailed for a torte. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2065 |
Oh Gordon, why did you have to do it? All he asked was for a well-done steak. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2066 |
When I asked you to make your killer T-bones, I wasn't being literal. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2067 |
I know you're innocent but you have to admit it's exciting to have a Michelin-starred prison in town now. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2068 |
Suggesting the Pinot Gris with the Beef Bourguignon was just criminal! |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2069 |
Well, you did say you came up with a killer dish. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2070 |
It doesn't work if you smuggle a cake Out. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2071 |
And you thought you wouldn't get caught using cream of mushroom soup in your sauce? |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2072 |
You went too far with the Sleeping with the fishes Menu! |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
2073 |
I know this is all my fault, and I'm so sorry you're in here, but to be fair the creme brulee really was 'so good it should be illegal.' |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2074 |
Yes. I labeled the cyanide bottle as cinnamon. It's so much easier to spell! |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2075 |
You told me it was oregano. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2076 |
What made you serve red wine with fish? |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2077 |
I told you that the President would not eat crow. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2078 |
Bad news. The prosecutor has two witnesses who say it was not organic, free-range chicken. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2079 |
On the bright side, I get big laughs when I tell people you're in stir. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2080 |
The lobster is willing to testify that you put him the pot on purpose. |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
2081 |
Your lawyer says the idea for your appeal is half-baked. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2082 |
They found the Turducken |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2083 |
It's better than making license plates. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
2084 |
Well you did cook the books! |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2085 |
This a half baked conversation. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2086 |
The man I married would have baked his own cake with a file in it. |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
2087 |
I buried the carrots. They'll never find them. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2088 |
Oh Francois, when Edna said your soufflé was to die for, she was speaking metaphorically. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2089 |
We were never after you, Jean Luc--it's the sommelier. Rat him out and you walk. And just so you don't end up like the busboy, we'll toss in witness protection. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2090 |
It seems that Mr. Trump did not like your 'Chef's Surprise' after all. |
1.3115 |
0.05470 |
122 |
93 |
20 |
9 |
2091 |
They said your chocolate soufflé was so good it should be illegal. |
1.3115 |
0.04811 |
122 |
88 |
30 |
4 |
2092 |
You can take the hat off. You're in the cooler now. |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2093 |
Please tell me you didn’t serve Pinot Gris with beef. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2094 |
What kind of a cool villain name is "The Chef". It's no wonder the other villains make fun of you. |
1.3115 |
0.05085 |
122 |
90 |
26 |
6 |
2095 |
"I said "knead the dough,' not 'need the dough.'' |
1.3115 |
0.05592 |
122 |
94 |
18 |
10 |
2096 |
In retrospect, it probably wasn't such a good idea to spike the White House dinner lasagna with laxatives. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2097 |
So, are you somebody's sous chef in there? |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2098 |
I just hope that you are not cooking up another half-baked idea! |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2099 |
I'm sorry honey, but I'm afraid ICE just doesn't understand why you are running a 'French' restaurant. |
1.3115 |
0.05216 |
122 |
91 |
24 |
7 |
2100 |
Why did you have to stir up so much trouble? |
1.3115 |
0.04950 |
122 |
89 |
28 |
5 |
2101 |
Your lawyer called. He said your goose is cooked. |
1.3115 |
0.05344 |
122 |
92 |
22 |
8 |
2102 |
Not one bad Yelp review since you’ve been assigned to making their “last meal.” |
1.3109 |
0.04884 |
119 |
86 |
29 |
4 |
2103 |
The butler is saying you did it. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
2104 |
You deserve to be in there considering how much truffle oil you used. |
1.3089 |
0.05049 |
123 |
91 |
26 |
6 |
2105 |
I TOLD you your Death By Chocolate would get you in trouble. |
1.3089 |
0.04916 |
123 |
90 |
28 |
5 |
2106 |
I mailed 168 get well cards for you. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2107 |
The judge will reduce the charge to assault and bakery. |
1.3083 |
0.04704 |
120 |
86 |
31 |
3 |
2108 |
Once they found the proof in the pudding, your goose was cooked. |
1.3083 |
0.05650 |
120 |
93 |
17 |
10 |
2109 |
You should have taken the gun and left the cannoli! |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2110 |
No, they ordered the fillet medium well, what choice did you have? |
1.3083 |
0.05650 |
120 |
93 |
17 |
10 |
2111 |
I don't have enough dough to bail you out. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2112 |
Don't worry, we'll get you off for thyme served. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2113 |
Sorry, but apparently you were one toque over the line. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2114 |
You thought you were being ironic but the police took 'Death by Chocolate' as a confession. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2115 |
I see you're blending right in. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2116 |
It doesn’t matter if the cake is store bought or home made. You can use the file anyway |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2117 |
Your Coq Au Vin is to die for wasn’t meant literally |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2118 |
Bad news -- the prosecution's figured out you're really Col. Mustard. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2119 |
Apparently 'Death by Chocolate' is not what you thought it was, dear. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2120 |
Keep things under your hat is just an expression, dear. That’s how you got into this mess. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2121 |
It was the butler in the pantry with the pickle . . . |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
2122 |
You've been charged with cooking the books. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2123 |
I warned you to use your knife skills for good. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2124 |
Your cellmate wants you to cook a candlelight dinner for the two of you? |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2125 |
Next time, can you bring me my knives? |
1.3083 |
0.04233 |
120 |
83 |
37 |
0 |
2126 |
We're pretty hungry. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2127 |
NOW you tell me you're the Hamburglar?! |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2128 |
The laws around gluten-free are very strict in California. You are looking at life. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2129 |
I told you not to make those “killer meatballs,” didn’t I? |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2130 |
Well, you did steal Grandma’s Secret recipe. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
2131 |
Prison farm to table? Tres boho, retro and eco. But be smart -- if someone wants to use ketchup, let them. And don't get into an argument over appropriate beverage pairings. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2132 |
I told you this would happen if you keep cooking the books. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2133 |
Do I add the file before or after the eggs? |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2134 |
At least you didn't lie about being a killer cook. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2135 |
. . . and your agent says he'll put your Recipe for Success on the back burner till you get out. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2136 |
I'm leaving you for a guy with more dough. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2137 |
Think you could get a dozen napoleons past the guards for bridge club Wednesday? |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2138 |
The file is in the soufflé ... |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2139 |
Good news, your new cellmate is a butcher. No wait, he’s called The Butcher. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2140 |
What do you mean you put pineapple on the pizza? |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2141 |
That's not what bun in the oven means. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2142 |
Now I get why you’re recommending takeout |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2143 |
So it seems the police didn't appreciate the humor in putting Exlax in the donut glaze. |
1.3083 |
0.04704 |
120 |
86 |
31 |
3 |
2144 |
I'm really sorry I mixed up the coke and the flour. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2145 |
I'm placing my order for the spring of 2028 |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2146 |
I'm assuming you want me to place an order to go. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2147 |
Where did you leave the good scissors? |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2148 |
The jury wants your recipe for quiche Lorraine. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2149 |
They said your soufflé was to die for |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2150 |
I guess I misunderstood when you told me you worked for the C.I.A. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2151 |
On the bright side, chances are you will get time off for gouda behavior. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2152 |
I think you and your tarts know why I'm here. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2153 |
Yes, I did turn off the oven. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2154 |
You said you wanted to bake cakes... you never said anything about people. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2155 |
Apparently Chef Boyardee has an airtight alibi. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2156 |
You're going to say that Mr Mustard did it with the meat cleaver |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2157 |
To die for is just a saying |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2158 |
You shouldn’t have held the judge’s request for ketchup in contempt. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2159 |
Maybe you shouldn't have called it "Killer" chocolate cake. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2160 |
I am having doubts that you are really "away" at culinary school. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2161 |
They’re saying five years...three for good soufflé. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2162 |
If you say gluten free, it needs to be gluten free. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2163 |
I'll try, but baking's not my thing. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2164 |
I see your unsavory behavior finally caught up with you |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2165 |
You've been Chopped. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
2166 |
I'am afraid your goose is cooked Dominic. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2167 |
Things are not looking good--the butcher and candlestick maker got knavery in the first degree. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2168 |
I can't find the carving knife. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2169 |
Well, they're saying that cooking a well-done steak should be a crime. |
1.3083 |
0.04704 |
120 |
86 |
31 |
3 |
2170 |
I just don't have the bread to get you out.. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2171 |
Because to him I'm "the special," not "the usual"--that's why! |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2172 |
Bake you a cake with a file in it? I married you because I couldn't cook! |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2173 |
I thought "sue chef" was just a joke. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2174 |
The lawyer says you have a good shot if we can prove you framed by the butcher and the candlestick maker. |
1.3083 |
0.04850 |
120 |
87 |
29 |
4 |
2175 |
I told you not to engrave your initials on your knives. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2176 |
I warned you, Bill. You don't put ketchup on a Chicago dog. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
2177 |
We were so proud--we thought they said you'd become a mafia chief. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2178 |
Give me your recipe for coq au vin or I tell the Warden what’s in the chili. |
1.3083 |
0.05525 |
120 |
92 |
19 |
9 |
2179 |
First couple of tries the gun exploded in the oven inside the cake ..... |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2180 |
First the mushrooms, then the blowfish, and now this. |
1.3083 |
0.04992 |
120 |
88 |
27 |
5 |
2181 |
The warden wants you to cater the hostage standoff. |
1.3083 |
0.05650 |
120 |
93 |
17 |
10 |
2182 |
I met someone, Alec, and he's not like you. He's a patissier. A real one. I'm afraid this is au revoir. |
1.3083 |
0.05397 |
120 |
91 |
21 |
8 |
2183 |
Think of it as poetic justice: serving time instead of thyme. |
1.3083 |
0.05131 |
120 |
89 |
25 |
6 |
2184 |
I’m sorry sweetie. The police came by and took all the dough. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2185 |
It was in the pudding. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
2186 |
They say you're going to be in here for 45 minutes to life. |
1.3077 |
0.04616 |
117 |
83 |
32 |
2 |
2187 |
Wait, was that "file a tort" or "file in a torte"? |
1.3077 |
0.05355 |
117 |
88 |
22 |
7 |
2188 |
Is the money still in the hat? |
1.3077 |
0.05073 |
117 |
86 |
26 |
5 |
2189 |
You're toast. They found the recipe for your Crime Brulee. |
1.3058 |
0.05228 |
121 |
91 |
23 |
7 |
2190 |
OK. But how's the food? |
1.3058 |
0.05228 |
121 |
91 |
23 |
7 |
2191 |
You knew what you were getting into when you put pineapple on that pizza. |
1.3058 |
0.05358 |
121 |
92 |
21 |
8 |
2192 |
I don’t bake and I don’t file. |
1.3058 |
0.05095 |
121 |
90 |
25 |
6 |
2193 |
It doesn't look good-- the autopsy confirms it was Death by Chocolate. |
1.3058 |
0.04958 |
121 |
89 |
27 |
5 |
2194 |
I told you a baker's dozen is thirteen not eleven. |
1.3058 |
0.04958 |
121 |
89 |
27 |
5 |
2195 |
Your lawyer is withdrawing from the case. It didn’t agree with him. |
1.3058 |
0.04817 |
121 |
88 |
29 |
4 |
2196 |
Well, you should have known it was your own goose. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2197 |
Sorry, you're not getting a rise outta me anymore |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2198 |
If you give up the secret recipe they'll let you go! |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2199 |
i'm telling you what I told the judge, the dish ran away with the spoon. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2200 |
I just said I find it ironic ... from Iron Chef to a chef in irons! |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2201 |
Of course I can put a hacksaw in the cake, but I can't make any promises about cardamom and lavender |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2202 |
I'm really trying to get you out but they don't cut any slack for egg beaters. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2203 |
You made a killer quiche |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2204 |
The Police Said it Was Death by Chocolate |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2205 |
Well, now you know what the 'Chef's Surprise' is. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2206 |
You say the jury misunderstood your use of the word "stollen"? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2207 |
You always said your food” was to die for.” But I never took you literally! |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
2208 |
I’ve had your Bolognese, and no it’s not worthy of a conjugal visit. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2209 |
What, the butler did it? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2210 |
So, it turns out that well done filet really IS a crime. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2211 |
They let you wear that in jail? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2212 |
Well all I can say is this is your just deserts... |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2213 |
Darling, I'm afraid your goose is cooked. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2214 |
Did the jury really need to know that your croquembouche is to die for? |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2215 |
Honey, I found the file, but cannot find the recipe to the darned cake. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2216 |
The lawyer says your case is cut and dry, like your steak. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2217 |
So your saying you simply cut the cheese. |
1.3051 |
0.05836 |
118 |
93 |
14 |
11 |
2218 |
I'd like a reservation for Friday in 5 to 10 years. |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
2219 |
This marriage is over. You just don't cut the mustard anymore. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2220 |
Cheer up. Michelein ignores harassment charges. |
1.3051 |
0.04890 |
118 |
86 |
28 |
4 |
2221 |
This time you really cooked your goose. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2222 |
Just admit it - that soufflé was a crime. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2223 |
I told you there was a rat in your kitchen |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2224 |
I warned you, Andre, about one toque over the line. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2225 |
When I said you could cook anything you liked, I didn't mean you could cook the books. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2226 |
Just tell them where the dough is and you’ll be free to go. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2227 |
Perhaps you shouldn't have taken 'murder by chocolate' quite so seriously. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2228 |
I can tell by the look in your eye, you're upset I forgot it was Role-Play Tuesday |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2229 |
I'm not allowed to give you any dough. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2230 |
No, "Some chef you are, you couldn't even cook the books." |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2231 |
They said your Mexican-Scandinavian fusion was a crime. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2232 |
Lately just a lot of cereal, why? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2233 |
The Food Network called. They turned down your "Cooking Without Knives" show idea. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2234 |
I can plead it down to lambslaughter. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2235 |
Mother wss actually poisoned by the fish at Chez Henri's, but I thought it would hurt your feelings if you knew she ate there. . |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2236 |
They found out your Black French truffles were actually cheap Chinese fakes. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2237 |
I wasn’t able to raise the dough to make bail. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2238 |
Michelin just gave you 1 to 3 stars. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2239 |
Well, Mr. Meyer, it appears they thought your testimony was baloney. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2240 |
I'll let you get back to serving thyme. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2241 |
Stealing is stealing and that was MY snickerdoodle recipe! |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2242 |
C’mon, Leo — where’d you stash the dough? |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2243 |
I don't think a sous-chef can really help you now. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2244 |
Why do you let the Girl Scouts get to you? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2245 |
Dear, I don't think you were supposed to take literally that recipe for Death By Chocolate Cake. |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2246 |
So, yes, it turns out that even suggesting humble pie for a White House dinner is against the law. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2247 |
I can't wait; I'm going to Blue Apron. |
1.3051 |
0.05451 |
118 |
90 |
20 |
8 |
2248 |
Mom calls you "breadloser" |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2249 |
Don't ask me for help. I'm not the one who kneaded the dough! |
1.3051 |
0.05582 |
118 |
91 |
18 |
9 |
2250 |
So, what's cookin'? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2251 |
Did you really think you were going to get away with beating those eggs and whipping that cream!? |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2252 |
When you said you would "cook his goose" I thought you meant, for dinner.... |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2253 |
So dull they won't cut butter. Well, I guess there might be a reason for that! |
1.3051 |
0.05036 |
118 |
87 |
26 |
5 |
2254 |
Table five is still waiting for their appetizer. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2255 |
I warned you to stop beating the egg whites. |
1.3051 |
0.05178 |
118 |
88 |
24 |
6 |
2256 |
Geez, Pierre, I told you using that online class to learn how to serve Blowfish wasn't the best idea. |
1.3051 |
0.05316 |
118 |
89 |
22 |
7 |
2257 |
I told you the flambe defense doesn't work for warehouses. |
1.3043 |
0.05265 |
115 |
86 |
23 |
6 |
2258 |
What can I tell you? This is California. |
1.3043 |
0.05548 |
115 |
88 |
19 |
8 |
2259 |
Am I suppose to place an order or are you? |
1.3043 |
0.04967 |
115 |
84 |
27 |
4 |
2260 |
Guess you over-cooked the books huh? |
1.3033 |
0.05059 |
122 |
91 |
25 |
6 |
2261 |
If you had just admitted you didn't know what gluten was |
1.3025 |
0.05000 |
119 |
88 |
26 |
5 |
2262 |
They indicted your ham sandwich. |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2263 |
I told you that the TSA would have no sense of humor about anything you said was stöllen in your bag. |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
2264 |
If you give the judge the tiramisu recipe he'll let you out. |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
2265 |
So, how’s the food in there? |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
2266 |
What's the charge? Death by chocolate? |
1.3025 |
0.05541 |
119 |
92 |
18 |
9 |
2267 |
"Your book is headed to Broadway: 'Salmonella the Musical'". |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
2268 |
You just had to have those Japanese knives. |
1.3025 |
0.05541 |
119 |
92 |
18 |
9 |
2269 |
You took "Death By Chocolate" dessert too literally. |
1.3025 |
0.05000 |
119 |
88 |
26 |
5 |
2270 |
You must let the prosecution grill you, or your goose is cooked. So simmer down, and we'll beat this case. |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2271 |
Bad news--your lawyer says your cooked. |
1.3025 |
0.05792 |
119 |
94 |
14 |
11 |
2272 |
The bad news is the lobster decided to bring charges. The good news is he was delicious. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
2273 |
Well, what you did to the sauce was criminal! |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2274 |
The judge said that what you did to that fish was a crime. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
2275 |
I've got the dough. |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
2276 |
They say no parole until I get the beshemel sauce right |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2277 |
I think you took that idea of 'a meal to die for' just a tad too literally. |
1.3025 |
0.04856 |
119 |
87 |
28 |
4 |
2278 |
My mother told me to never trust a skinny chef, but I didn't listen. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
2279 |
Steak well done? With ketchup? What were you thinking? |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2280 |
So.. after you separate the yolks from the egg whites, what's next?.. |
1.3025 |
0.05277 |
119 |
90 |
22 |
7 |
2281 |
I said, "Wear a disguise", not a costume! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2282 |
Guess you won't short me on the canapés next time, will you, Pierre? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2283 |
Did you substitute margarine again? |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2284 |
So what hair-brained scheme are you cooking up now? |
1.3017 |
0.04617 |
116 |
83 |
31 |
2 |
2285 |
It's a fair deal, just tell me where you hid my mother's recipes, and I'll testify on your behalf. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2286 |
You had to brag about the "killer chocolate cake"! |
1.3017 |
0.04617 |
116 |
83 |
31 |
2 |
2287 |
Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2288 |
They’re never going to believe the soufflé just fell. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2289 |
Food poisoning, again? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2290 |
Unfortunately, no one wanted to actually die for your soufflé. |
1.3017 |
0.04617 |
116 |
83 |
31 |
2 |
2291 |
When I said "They should arrest the chef for this" I was joking |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2292 |
OK, so you are a chef. But your profile says you're 6'3" and slim. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2293 |
I warned you that cooking with all that butter was a death sentence |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2294 |
Well I miss you. I miss your smile, but mostly I miss your pecan pie. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2295 |
Who knew that the statement “he makes a killer meatloaf” could have legal implications? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2296 |
Your lawyer said you may get a reduced sentence to a bakers dozen. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
2297 |
I told you putting mayonnaise on kale is criminal. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2298 |
That was your secret ingredient? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2299 |
#thymesup |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2300 |
So there really were too many cooks IN the soup? |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
2301 |
When I said your idea to rob a bank was half-baked, it wasn't meant as a compliment. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2302 |
No, we don't have enough dough to make bail. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2303 |
They found your finger prints on the knife, and the cutting board, the whisk, and the saucepan. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2304 |
Well, so much for your killer menu! |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2305 |
I’m happy to bake a file into the cake, but I don’t see the point of the bittersweet chocolate ganache. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2306 |
Don't worry, dear. The proof is in the pudding. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2307 |
Sorry honey. When I said you were a killer chef, they took me literally. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2308 |
Your lawyer doesn't think a jury will agree that it was a justifiable homicide because the victim asked for ketchup. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2309 |
Well I WARNED you that it's a crime to put ketchup on spaghetti. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2310 |
Sure, I kneaded the dough, but that does not prove anything. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2311 |
Can you request cage-free? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2312 |
Really? You hid it in pudding? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2313 |
"Just keep your head down, and do your thyme". |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2314 |
I warned you not to serve Death by Chocolate. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2315 |
Sorry Bob - I have another bun in the oven |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2316 |
I knew your creme brûlée would get you into trouble one day. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2317 |
I told you not to try and cook the books! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2318 |
Your killer souffle' got you into trouble this time. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2319 |
Wait till I buy the file. Then you can tell me how to bake a cake. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2320 |
The Cornish Game Hens have filed #MeToo charges. |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
2321 |
They say the soup was to die for, but that you murdered the steak. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2322 |
I said, “ ‘Please torch the Creme Brûlée’ not my mother.” |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2323 |
My son asked me to tell you that he really prefers his sandwiches lightly toasted with the crust trimmed off. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2324 |
Don't lie to me Herbert, I know you are cooking up something. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2325 |
Puhleez! If you knew I were coming you'd have baked a cake? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2326 |
You're a chef, Charlie. You cook the food not the books. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2327 |
They say you've been charged for a salt and battering |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2328 |
I hid the knives like you asked. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2329 |
I told you it wasn't oregano,but you wouldn't listen. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2330 |
I couldn't raise the dough to bail you out. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2331 |
It's just the warden's idea of fun when you're in for 'Cooking the Books' |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2332 |
Your lawyer wants you to plea Nolo Consomme'. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2333 |
It wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to make a killer dessert! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2334 |
Your lawyer says you're facing hard thyme. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2335 |
I told you not to cook the books . . . |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2336 |
Howard, you shouldn't get so upset when your soufflé doesn't rise. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2337 |
They say your goose is cooked. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2338 |
When the getaway car was late, I knew we were toast. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2339 |
On the bright side, your street cred's now up there with Bourdain. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2340 |
Did you explain that you’re a cook, not a crook? |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2341 |
But making your soufflé fall was still no reason to stab him. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2342 |
I guess you were right when you said the heist would be a cake walk. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2343 |
If you return the star you'll get parole. Think of our children. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2344 |
Why do you need a saw to cut a cake? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2345 |
The lawyer told me that you've cooked your goose. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2346 |
I told you that your cooking was a federal offense! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2347 |
They found the dough you stole! |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2348 |
They confiscated the immersion blender, but they didn't find the whisk. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2349 |
Everyone knew he was dirty! You should never have admitted you knew the Muffin Man. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2350 |
I warned you about making the devil's food cake. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2351 |
Meat IS murder... |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2352 |
You were incarcerated for stealing the dough? |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
2353 |
I'm sorry Harold, that soufflé collapsed a long time ago. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2354 |
No, the food critic's review wasn't the kindest, but I guess you can chalk that up to the stomach pump thing. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2355 |
I told you here in Amerika you can’t poison your critics. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2356 |
In America, you serve the salad before the entrée. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2357 |
...Plus, they're also going to sous you. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2358 |
Did you tell them it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candle Stick? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2359 |
The cake wasn't moist enough to insert the file. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2360 |
It's spelled B-O-M-B-E |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2361 |
Cancel my order. I can't wait anymore. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2362 |
I just couldn't wait any longer Harry. You know how I am. I need someone who can peel my potatoes, steam my clams and warm my cockles. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2363 |
We're running out of dough, Fred ! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2364 |
Our lawyer says you’re looking at eight to ten at four hundred degrees. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2365 |
Where did you hide the file-in-the-cake recipe? |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2366 |
I just want you to know, it was the best foie gras I ever had. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2367 |
Don't worry, I've scheduled an appearance for you in food court next week. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2368 |
I thought your cooking was only sinful. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2369 |
Based on what your attorney is telling me, they’re definitely going to sous you. |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2370 |
This could all be over if you would just tell them your secret blend of herbs and spices. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2371 |
So, how's the Iron Bars Chef doing? |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2372 |
Good News. Guinness confirms you're the only one with four stars and four years. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2373 |
All anyone wants is avocado toast. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2374 |
And........table six said the fish was overcooked |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2375 |
Sorry Fred, I've moved on to the Candlestick maker. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2376 |
I am sorry my love, but there is no greater crime than impersonating a chef in France. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2377 |
I'm leaving you for another flan. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2378 |
The kids won't eat anything that I make. |
1.3017 |
0.04931 |
116 |
85 |
27 |
4 |
2379 |
Maybe next time don't suggest to the president that he should eat something other than garbage? |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2380 |
When the food critics said that your cooking was a crime, I thought they were just being sarcastic! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2381 |
I warned you pineapple doesn't go on pizza |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2382 |
You left a bun in the oven... |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2383 |
All this for beating an egg? |
1.3017 |
0.05640 |
116 |
90 |
17 |
9 |
2384 |
What...you want me to bake a file in a lemon souffle with with orange zest? |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2385 |
From where I sit, Pierre, you're one toque over the line. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2386 |
I can't believe they put you on chef's row. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2387 |
I'm sure an edgy new restaurant would have interest in hiring a chef just released from the maximum security prison |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2388 |
I'm pregnant with your Julia child. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2389 |
Of course he died. But he said the sauce was delicious. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2390 |
Unfortunately, your food was to die __of. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2391 |
I told you all the food shows are taking recipes more seriously |
1.3017 |
0.04777 |
116 |
84 |
29 |
3 |
2392 |
You're the pastry chef, tell them where you hid the dough. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2393 |
I swear I didn't cook the books! |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2394 |
I assumed 'sinful chocolate mousse' was a figure of speech. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2395 |
It’s also the last meal you’ll ever have to worry about. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2396 |
No more of your half baked excuses! |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2397 |
Sure, I brought the knife. I just assumed you’d bake the cake. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
2398 |
Sorry, but I've taken up with nouvelle cuisine. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2399 |
But you did murder the soufflé. |
1.3017 |
0.05772 |
116 |
91 |
15 |
10 |
2400 |
It's not about the cake; it's about the file. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2401 |
They don't even let you use creme fraiche? The inhumanity! |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2402 |
No, I can’t wait for you. Not this time. Three to five years without a decent meal is more than I can bear. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2403 |
What's for dinner? |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2404 |
I'm leaving you for a dishwasher. He makes me happy. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2405 |
Both the Butcher and the Candlestick maker got 20 years to life. |
1.3017 |
0.05506 |
116 |
89 |
19 |
8 |
2406 |
"Told you your cherry cheesecake was "criminally delicious". |
1.3017 |
0.04452 |
116 |
82 |
33 |
1 |
2407 |
I'm sorry. I'm just a passionate Yelper. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
2408 |
Turns out that it is a federal crime to put de lime in de coconut. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
2409 |
We're trying to run things without you, but the sous chef doesn't know where you hid the dough. |
1.3008 |
0.05155 |
123 |
93 |
23 |
7 |
2410 |
Chocolate layers, buttercream icing, and don't forget the cordless angle grinder. |
1.3000 |
0.05239 |
120 |
91 |
22 |
7 |
2411 |
So one more time: do I add the eggs before or after the milk? |
1.3000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
85 |
34 |
1 |
2412 |
Bail was set at 12 hundred, so I gave them 13. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
2413 |
Anthony, you're right, Bobby Flay probably hasn't cooked mash potatoes for 300 men... |
1.3000 |
0.05500 |
120 |
93 |
18 |
9 |
2414 |
I'll give you the file, but you'll need to bake the cake. |
1.2991 |
0.04896 |
117 |
86 |
27 |
4 |
2415 |
A fallen souffle carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 48 months. But I am more concerned with the enhancements for the ongoing overuse of Brussels sprouts and kale. |
1.2991 |
0.05044 |
117 |
87 |
25 |
5 |
2416 |
Well Henry, as you always said, your veal was to die for. |
1.2991 |
0.05188 |
117 |
88 |
23 |
6 |
2417 |
The lawyer says you could get 10 years on a Food Pyramid scheme conviction. |
1.2991 |
0.05044 |
117 |
87 |
25 |
5 |
2418 |
The prosecutor wants 5 years at 350 degrees. |
1.2991 |
0.05465 |
117 |
90 |
19 |
8 |
2419 |
I've got a file, but you'll need to give me the recipe for a cake. |
1.2991 |
0.05328 |
117 |
89 |
21 |
7 |
2420 |
You fool! I told you that a dozen chili peppers would kill any one. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2421 |
I think there were too many blackbirds on the jury |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2422 |
So all you said was that you're going to beat some eggs? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2423 |
Are we going to have a conjugal or culinary visit? |
1.2982 |
0.04814 |
114 |
83 |
28 |
3 |
2424 |
“That’s not what they meant by ‘cook the books.’ |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
2425 |
You and I might not think planked salmon minus the pinot noir is a crime, but society does. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2426 |
Either you're responsible for serving 5 to 10 or for 5 to 10 servings. |
1.2982 |
0.04650 |
114 |
82 |
30 |
2 |
2427 |
Well, hopefully, the next time somebody tells you they'd kill for a perfect filet mignon, you'll ignore them! |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2428 |
Turns out it really is 10 to 15 for killer Lasagna |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2429 |
Ketchup on a Chicago Hot Dog? Really? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2430 |
Mr. Battaglia can't come to the phone right now... but would you like to make a reservation? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2431 |
It's one thing to cook the books, Lou, but most people would've skipped the flambéeing. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2432 |
One Big Mac and two large fries |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2433 |
Your attorney called. He said to tell you that your goose is cooked. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2434 |
They think you cooked the books but I told them you only do flambé. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2435 |
Bad need. The butcher and the candlestick maker cut a deal to testify against you. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2436 |
And you felt that it wasn't constructive criticism. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2437 |
Bugsy sez bustin' you out will be a piece of cake--if you have the dough. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
2438 |
The jury was unanimous, it was a meal to die for. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2439 |
Well, meat is murder. |
1.2982 |
0.05835 |
114 |
90 |
14 |
10 |
2440 |
They keep asking if I know where you kept the dough |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
2441 |
But all he wanted to do was order something off the menu. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2442 |
The free-range chickens are joining the march for your cause |
1.2982 |
0.04650 |
114 |
82 |
30 |
2 |
2443 |
The restaurant's back in business, Glen--but they removed your "Grilled Whole Blowfish" from the seafood menu. ' special. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2444 |
I'm going to level with you, pairing fish with a Bordeaux isn't going to fly with a jury of your peers. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2445 |
How were your tater tots today? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2446 |
At least you are not guilty of fast food. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2447 |
Your lawyer's demanding another dozen chocolate macarons. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2448 |
You should have thought twice before you beat that egg. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2449 |
The jury voted 13-0 to convict, it was a baker’s dozen. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2450 |
Do you have the time to make a Risotto? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2451 |
I warned you about that pairing. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2452 |
I’m sorry Pierre, but I have to agree. That Creme Brûlée was criminal. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2453 |
They’re offering a plea deal... And we’re out of shallots. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2454 |
You're charged with rigging the pastry challenge, so just plead down to simple baking and entering. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2455 |
I've heard orange chiffon is the new black forest. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2456 |
Maybe the candlestick maker will understand me. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
2457 |
Hand over that muffin recipe and I'll tell them I saw nothing. |
1.2982 |
0.04814 |
114 |
83 |
28 |
3 |
2458 |
Eventually, they'll figure out it was the butler. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2459 |
They'll drop the charges... If you admit , that there was a fly in the soup. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2460 |
I can't bail you out. You used up all the dough. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2461 |
Whose recipe did you steal? Mrs.Trumps? |
1.2982 |
0.05835 |
114 |
90 |
14 |
10 |
2462 |
But all you said was that eating with hands at the White House dinner table is uncouth. |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
2463 |
The judge says it's a baker's dozen. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2464 |
Canned parmesan is a crime, but you shouldn't have hit him over the head with it. |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2465 |
What did you expect to happen for cooking the books? |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2466 |
How long do I leave it in for? |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
2467 |
ZOf course they wanted you back! Have you seen what they’ve been eating since you paroled? |
1.2982 |
0.04973 |
114 |
84 |
26 |
4 |
2468 |
I'm sorry it took so long for me to visit. I-I-I'm just not stroganoff to see you like this. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2469 |
Another sous chef was shanked today |
1.2982 |
0.04480 |
114 |
81 |
32 |
1 |
2470 |
Now will you stop calling yourself cake boss? |
1.2982 |
0.04814 |
114 |
83 |
28 |
3 |
2471 |
I don't think you get it. I bring the cake. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2472 |
I told you not to forage for mushrooms for your new omlette recipe. |
1.2982 |
0.05700 |
114 |
89 |
16 |
9 |
2473 |
I agree that the sole was overcooked, but these Gordon Ramsay shows are really getting out of hand. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2474 |
Well, at least it's the Cooks County Jail. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2475 |
I'd send you a cake with a file inside, but you'd probably just criticize the bake. |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2476 |
So, did you turn the stove off? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2477 |
They got me on a salt and batter possession. |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
2478 |
'Bad news Henry, they found your missing wife's DNA in the bone broth." |
1.2982 |
0.05563 |
114 |
88 |
18 |
8 |
2479 |
No, you’re not coming out until you’re brown and crusty. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2480 |
Just tell me you didn't know the prime rib was underaged? |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
2481 |
Maybe they'll reduce your sentence for good thyme. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
2482 |
No, I’m not surprised that the cookbook section of the library is lacking. |
1.2973 |
0.04719 |
111 |
80 |
29 |
2 |
2483 |
''Don't worry... I heard they always respect the guy with the knife here.'' |
1.2973 |
0.04719 |
111 |
80 |
29 |
2 |
2484 |
I warned you, if you do the crime you do the thyme. |
1.2966 |
0.05424 |
118 |
91 |
19 |
8 |
2485 |
Should have let them have it well done Frank |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
2486 |
I thought your 'lamb shank redemption' lacked acidity. |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
2487 |
No, I'm sorry, we don't deliver. |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
2488 |
Well, you didn't have to stab the judges. |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
2489 |
I spoke to our lawyer. Apparently your cooking was in fact bad enough to be criminal. |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
2490 |
He’s saying that you pushed him off the wall after threatening to beat him and eleven of his friends. |
1.2957 |
0.05657 |
115 |
90 |
16 |
9 |
2491 |
You were warned. White wine with seafood. |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
2492 |
I told you your Cross Buns were hot. |
1.2957 |
0.05520 |
115 |
89 |
18 |
8 |
2493 |
That’s 3 cups of flour, 1 cup of sugar, and a hand file at 350 for 30 minutes. Was it baking powder or baking soda? |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
2494 |
They're charging you with salted and buttery. |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
2495 |
Do they at least pair the meatloaf with a nice Merlot? |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
2496 |
Didn't you know that Martha Stewart has a no tolerance policy about stealing her cookie recipes? |
1.2957 |
0.04937 |
115 |
85 |
26 |
4 |
2497 |
The file made it in just fine. I'm upset because the cake was dry. |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
2498 |
I warned you about serving him that dish you always say is “to die for!” |
1.2957 |
0.05236 |
115 |
87 |
22 |
6 |
2499 |
I told you cannabis soup would get you in trouble. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2500 |
When I said no peanuts, I meant no peanuts. |
1.2946 |
0.04684 |
112 |
81 |
29 |
2 |
2501 |
I guess, Raul, that you could say that your appeal is on the backburner . . . |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2502 |
Now what did you cook up? |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2503 |
I had hoped they would replace that ridiculous outfit with an orange jumpsuit. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2504 |
"So instead of a file in a cake, you want a whisk"? |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2505 |
Well, at least your hat is holding up nicely. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2506 |
I brought you the shank like you asked. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2507 |
The Michelin people say this is a deal breaker. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2508 |
She said your goose was cooked. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2509 |
Do I add the file before or after I put the cake in the oven? |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2510 |
Actually, it was a banker’s dozen. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2511 |
I guess your goose is cooked |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2512 |
Your casserole hearing will be at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2513 |
Cookie jar again? |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2514 |
I knew you seemed suspicious, just from all of the dough you were making. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2515 |
Well, can you ask Martha for her meringue recipe? |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2516 |
There was a typo...they think you’re the coke boss. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2517 |
I told you not to take Death By Chocolate literally. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
2518 |
I didn't literally mean death by chocolate |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2519 |
Yes, I did cook the books. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2520 |
I’m sorry, but Chef Boyardee’s always been there for me. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2521 |
I warned you that your soufflé was a killer! |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2522 |
They froze everything. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2523 |
They got me in here on a phony farm-to-table rap. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2524 |
The food critic agreed not to press charges, but then added that he found your left hook “pedestrian.” |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2525 |
Whatever you do, don't be the little spoon. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2526 |
The butcher and the candlestick maker are wanting to cut ties |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2527 |
I've got the dough. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
2528 |
For goodness sakes, so the customer liked ketchup on his steak!! |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2529 |
Medium, extra cheese, sausage and olives. I'll pick it up in 3 to 5 years. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2530 |
I'm sorry Elliot, you've been chopped. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2531 |
I need your recipe for cake with a file in it. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2532 |
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your goose, as they say, is cooked. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2533 |
Want to try Take Out? |
1.2946 |
0.05762 |
112 |
88 |
15 |
9 |
2534 |
Don't worry. I'm cooking up a defense. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
2535 |
Your meatloaf was criminal... |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2536 |
I've been eating at McDonalds. |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2537 |
Unfortunately, "Death by Chocolate" won't hold water as a homicide defense. |
1.2946 |
0.05476 |
112 |
86 |
19 |
7 |
2538 |
Just filet the biggest guy in the lunch line and you'll be fine. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2539 |
Was that two tablespoons of shallots? |
1.2946 |
0.05016 |
112 |
83 |
25 |
4 |
2540 |
This is New York. They don't need a 'last meals' chef. |
1.2946 |
0.05621 |
112 |
87 |
17 |
8 |
2541 |
I told you they wouldn’t believe, “I am not a cook.” |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2542 |
I told him not to cook the books. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2543 |
How do you feel about a bun in the oven? |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2544 |
Even if it is an upscale Cafe in Midtown, letting a souffle fall should be at most a misdemeanor and not a felony. |
1.2946 |
0.05327 |
112 |
85 |
21 |
6 |
2545 |
They wouldn't let me bring in the cake. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
2546 |
The real crime was your souffle |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
2547 |
Honey, I’m thrilled you’ve improved the prison’s tater tot recipe. I really am. But can we focus on the real issue here? |
1.2920 |
0.04817 |
113 |
83 |
27 |
3 |
2548 |
Your ex's attorney wants to know where you hid the dough. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
2549 |
Honey, I'm telling you I swear it was oregano. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2550 |
Remind the butcher and candlestick maker that their wives will be up next week. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2551 |
Hi. I brought you some flours. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2552 |
Let’s face it, honey, your popovers are indefensible. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2553 |
If this isn’t working for you, we can still try the cowboy-themed prison. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2554 |
The recipe said beat lightly, not lightly beat your wife. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2555 |
Did you try explaining to them that it was just flour? |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2556 |
Why would I bring you a cake? |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2557 |
No, Soylent Green was not a documentary or a sustainable business plan |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2558 |
Between the Keebler Elves and the Pillsbury Dough Boy, I couldn't take any more. I just snapped. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2559 |
Well, now you know what I meant when I called to say that you goose is cooked. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2560 |
At least you got that Michelin Star |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2561 |
They're reducing your sauce. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2562 |
I told you this 'baker's dozen' racket was nothing but a Ponzi scheme. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2563 |
Got any ideas for dinner? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2564 |
I think that oregano you used in the spaghetti sauce was actually Timmy's marijuana stash. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2565 |
But your angel food cake recipe said nothing about a file. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2566 |
It's probably not a good time to tell you this, but I'm leaving you for the Candlestick Maker. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2567 |
I'll wait. I don't give a crêpe. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2568 |
Clarisse, "Jean Claude, the candlestick maker has turned State's evidence." |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2569 |
I still can't believe you served a protein with two starches. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2570 |
Don't take the rap for the butcher and the candlestick maker. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2571 |
At least now we get to see more of each other. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2572 |
Everything's alright. The detectives loved the meat pies. See, no evidence... |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2573 |
Was it the roadkill recipe? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2574 |
They say you murdered the coq au vin. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2575 |
So to review: you bake the cake, and I'll bring the knife to hide in it. |
1.2909 |
0.04718 |
110 |
80 |
28 |
2 |
2576 |
How's the food in there? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2577 |
Did someone ask for well-done again? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2578 |
I guess your Pumpkin Surprise Treats didn't go over too well at the police picnic. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2579 |
I don't think dressing like a chef will get you a set of knives. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2580 |
Sorry chef, but you deserve this. I clearly specified 'over easy'. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2581 |
You idiot! I told you to add turmeric not arsenic! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2582 |
I don’t think you can get time off for good baking. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2583 |
Does it really matter what type of cake it is? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2584 |
Didn’t I tell you not to take the dough. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2585 |
I’m sorry, but I found a new baker while you were doughing thyme. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2586 |
The coroners report came back: Death by chocolate. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2587 |
why is it everyone but you knew the president thought, 'organic' & 'poisonous' were synonymous? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2588 |
You did cook the books, didn't you? |
1.2909 |
0.04538 |
110 |
79 |
30 |
1 |
2589 |
If only you didn't take a request for a killer recipe so literally... |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2590 |
Unfortunately for you, a guilty plea gets you a baker's dozen. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2591 |
The judge said your Coquilles St.- Jacques is indefensible. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2592 |
I told you overcooking that coq au vin was practically criminal. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2593 |
Then who did steal the cookies from the cookie jar ? |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2594 |
So they really did die for your meringues? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2595 |
The sous chefs are starting to forget what you look like. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2596 |
You got a cruel sentence ... a baker's dozen. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2597 |
OK, so let me make sure I have that cake recipe memorized--two cups of flour, three eggs, a teaspoon of vanilla, one file . . . |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2598 |
If only you hadn't cooked the books! |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2599 |
Yes, your salmon was that bad! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2600 |
Well, with you gone the food is terrible out here too. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2601 |
I understand you needed bread but you should never have stolen that dough |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2602 |
I'll serve a baker's dozen for cooking the books. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2603 |
Your lawyer said the D.A. is not finished grilling you. |
1.2909 |
0.04718 |
110 |
80 |
28 |
2 |
2604 |
Serves you right for baking cupcakes while I was on a diet. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2605 |
You didn't realize serving non-organic toothpicks is a felony in San Francisco? |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
2606 |
They might shorten your time if you can get the Michelin rating up. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2607 |
I see Bubba has made you his baker. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2608 |
I think I left the oven on. |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
2609 |
I assume you don't deliver. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2610 |
I can't raise the dough. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2611 |
I told you to always wash your hands before returning to work! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2612 |
So your souffle dropped at Mar-A-Lago. Is that a crime? |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
2613 |
Well, you know the saying, "One man's fish is another man's poison." |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2614 |
I'm living with your mom now. She's a better cook. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2615 |
I don't think that's what they had in mind when they said the cheesecake was to die for. |
1.2909 |
0.04538 |
110 |
79 |
30 |
1 |
2616 |
I told you not to beat Bobby Flay. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2617 |
Before he died Bob said there just wasn’t enough thyme. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2618 |
So you made one little mistake with my husband, rest his soul, I still adore your cooking. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2619 |
Stealing kitchen equipment.......now do you think it was a whisk worth taking? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2620 |
The judge hearing your case is a lobster. |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
2621 |
You took "Death by Chocolate" too literally. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2622 |
They say you're withholding information on why the dish ran away with the spoon... |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2623 |
I always suggested you WRITE cookbooks, not COOK books! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2624 |
Where did you stash the dough? |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2625 |
The butcher, the baker, and the candle stick maker all turned State's evidence. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2626 |
Don't you think a file in the cake is a bit obvious? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2627 |
Look on the bright side. The judge only gave you a baker’s dozen. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2628 |
I told you not to steal my mother’s cookie recipe! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2629 |
I told you the wild mushrooms would get you in trouble. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2630 |
I hear with good behavior twenty five years can be reduced to a baker's dozen |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2631 |
The lawyer says you’re looking at a dozen to life. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2632 |
Sorry I havent been here to visit since the trial but could you give me your recipe for beef bourguignon. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2633 |
I'm think your goose is cooked. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2634 |
Yes, they're going to grill you but it's not what you think! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2635 |
Anybody can make bagels. Just tell them the damned recipe. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2636 |
I'm guessing a file baked into a gateau au chocolat fondant is going to raise suspicion. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2637 |
The butcher and the candlestick guy say hi. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2638 |
Oh, honey, they say your goose is cooked. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2639 |
You know he asked for al dente. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2640 |
The coroner's report said it was death by chocolate. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2641 |
What were you thinking putting Death by Chocolate on the menu? |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2642 |
I brought flour, sugar, eggs, butter and a file -- you'll have to do the rest. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2643 |
How many times have I warned you about cooking the books? |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2644 |
You're cooked. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2645 |
It has nothing to do with you being in jail. I'm... gluten-intolerant. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2646 |
If it's a quarter teaspoon of vanilla for one muffin, just multiply that nine thousand inmates. |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
2647 |
My advice? Find the toughest guy in there and either kick his ass or become his sous chef. |
1.2909 |
0.04718 |
110 |
80 |
28 |
2 |
2648 |
I always knew you'd step up from flipping burgers. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2649 |
The news that I'm deserting you must seem bittersweet. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2650 |
I told you it was to die for. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2651 |
Whats cooking? |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2652 |
I don't believe you're a criminal but your cooking certainly is. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2653 |
You’re French toast! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2654 |
I’m afraid your being charged as the ‘chef conspirator’. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2655 |
I guess the souffle really was to die for. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2656 |
It worked for Martha so I thought I would give it a try. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2657 |
You have to admit, that souffle was a crime. |
1.2909 |
0.04718 |
110 |
80 |
28 |
2 |
2658 |
I may have misunderstood when you kept referring to the cross buns as "hot." |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2659 |
I gave you a file. Can’t you make your own cake? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2660 |
Bugsy says bake your own cake. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2661 |
It really was death by chocolate! |
1.2909 |
0.05967 |
110 |
88 |
12 |
10 |
2662 |
I think the Hannibal Lecter Goulash was a dead giveaway. |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2663 |
Your final appeal, like your baklava, was "to die for". |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2664 |
But they said they wanted a meal to die for. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2665 |
You knew pairing that cabernet with caviar was criminal. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2666 |
There’s no way you’re getting out. The proof was in the pudding. |
1.2909 |
0.05826 |
110 |
87 |
14 |
9 |
2667 |
They said they wanted a patsy Frank not a pastry |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2668 |
Calling catfish Tennessee Tuna? What did you think would happen? |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2669 |
Didn't I always say your half-baked ideas would come to no good? |
1.2909 |
0.05532 |
110 |
85 |
18 |
7 |
2670 |
I meant that we should complain to the neighborhood association or something--not actually skewer them. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2671 |
And, yes. I checked with the Butchet and the Candlestick-Maker, again. They refuse to back up your silly alibi. |
1.2909 |
0.05681 |
110 |
86 |
16 |
8 |
2672 |
They said they ran out of orange jumpsuits. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2673 |
I don't see how a bundt cake with vanilla glaze is relevant to the hacksaw. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2674 |
The jury just didn't like the way your lawyer plated you. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2675 |
Who knew when the reporter said the dinner was "so bad it should be illegal" was literal |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2676 |
'I realize it was a negative Yelp review, but you didn't have to kill him." |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2677 |
You KNOW the judges don't like truffle oil! |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2678 |
Your food was to die for! |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2679 |
They said you cooked the books, but I don't believe it. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2680 |
Your defense is asking for medium rare but the prosecutors want well-done. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
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5 |
2681 |
I’m seeing a new saucier. He’s saucier. |
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0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2682 |
Today's special is the Lambshank Redemption, served al catraz, and that was sourced locally at the Green Mile. |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
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84 |
20 |
6 |
2683 |
You just had to tell them the soup was vegan. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
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83 |
22 |
5 |
2684 |
No. They still won't let you have your knives. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2685 |
You don’t understand—they won’t even supply parsley for garnishing in here! |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2686 |
I've been seeing the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane. |
1.2909 |
0.04892 |
110 |
81 |
26 |
3 |
2687 |
My lawyer says the "Death by Chocolate" defense won't fly. |
1.2909 |
0.05059 |
110 |
82 |
24 |
4 |
2688 |
I told you not serve the blowfish |
1.2909 |
0.05379 |
110 |
84 |
20 |
6 |
2689 |
I didn't think it was that bad. |
1.2909 |
0.05222 |
110 |
83 |
22 |
5 |
2690 |
Sorry, but when I'm with the candlestick maker, all the ingredients come together. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
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89 |
22 |
6 |
2691 |
Stealing my gravy recipe is an act to roux. |
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0.05246 |
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87 |
21 |
6 |
2692 |
Oh dear, are you getting enough to cook? |
1.2895 |
0.05940 |
114 |
92 |
11 |
11 |
2693 |
I told you not to mess with the Secret Sauce. |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
2694 |
I warned you that butter substitutes are a crime. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
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86 |
18 |
7 |
2695 |
We don’t have the dough for bail. |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
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86 |
18 |
7 |
2696 |
I'm sorry, your appeal was denied. You asked for the wrong kind of turnover. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
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85 |
20 |
6 |
2697 |
You didn't say WHAT kind of mushroom! |
1.2883 |
0.05488 |
111 |
86 |
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7 |
2698 |
"Cooking the Books"as the house special? Really? |
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0.05271 |
108 |