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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 'Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding.' 1.9792 0.01190 4762 1657 1547 1558
1 You can keep calling it "flambé," but out here it's felony arson. 1.9462 0.01033 6026 2107 2136 1783
2 They're asking if you prefer gas or electric... 1.9325 0.01064 6045 2284 1885 1876
3 Beat until stiff meant the eggs. 1.9290 0.01012 6328 2290 2197 1841
4 The good news is they're letting you prepare your last meal. 1.9009 0.01134 4915 1820 1762 1333
5 Cooking meth doesn't make you a chef, Steve. 1.8947 0.01083 5669 2215 1836 1618
6 For heaven's sake give them the recipe! 1.8828 0.01113 5188 2005 1786 1397
7 On the bright side, he'll never give you a bad review again. 1.8809 0.01011 6170 2358 2189 1623
8 Prepare to serve ten to twenty. 1.8783 0.01013 6047 2287 2209 1551
9 On the bright side, your "Death by Chocolate" exceeded expectations. 1.8724 0.01085 5472 2156 1858 1458
10 When you said you were going to grill the witness I had no idea. 1.8714 0.01040 5988 2374 2010 1604
11 As White House chef, you must have been expecting this. 1.8674 0.01050 6148 2546 1871 1731
12 Good news. I found an attorney specializing in torte law. 1.8511 0.01019 5964 2355 2142 1467
13 As the White House Chef, half the world is hailing you as a hero for at least attempting it. 1.8491 0.01075 6042 2632 1690 1720
14 No. I told you “poisson.” 1.8483 0.01132 4918 1979 1706 1233
15 Evidently, the jury found it hard to swallow, too. 1.8469 0.00978 6095 2313 2402 1380
16 No one cares that the knife came out clean. 1.8411 0.01036 5904 2412 2018 1474
17 It doesn't look good. The butcher and the candlestick maker both took a plea. 1.8314 0.01052 5648 2322 1956 1370
18 You didn’t find it suspicious that they were selling oregano by the ounce? 1.8250 0.01056 5361 2154 1991 1216
19 They're making you out to be some kind of a butcher. 1.8246 0.01012 5786 2310 2181 1295
20 I guess the Times' restaurant critic has more clout than we realized. 1.8183 0.01068 5398 2242 1895 1261
21 We're rebranding. "Killer Chef" is out. "Serving Thyme" is in. 1.8179 0.01352 3251 1316 1211 724
22 You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that little tart! 1.8178 0.01126 4869 2027 1702 1140
23 So who's the chef at Mar-a-lago now? 1.8111 0.01103 5468 2434 1633 1401
24 On the positive side, you're the reason the prison cafeteria now has a Michelin rating. 1.8067 0.01025 5489 2214 2122 1153
25 For 30 years at home you never cooked. After two weeks in prison you're the chef? 1.8065 0.01127 4956 2131 1653 1172
26 Everyone else got 12 years, for some reason you got 13. 1.7965 0.01123 5209 2347 1575 1287
27 You and I both know salt is the real killer. 1.7960 0.01072 5368 2315 1833 1220
28 Honey, just tell them where you stashed the dough. 1.7822 0.01389 2961 1238 1130 593
29 When someone orders their steak well done, you have to learn to just let it go. 1.7773 0.01385 3035 1297 1117 621
30 Oh honey, 'shank' means something very different on the inside. 1.7719 0.01150 4406 1901 1609 896
31 See if you can join the gang Martha Stewart was in 1.7715 0.01169 4332 1891 1540 901
32 Have you decided...gas or electric? 1.7693 0.01170 4591 2095 1460 1036
33 Next time - just bake the gay wedding cake. 1.7687 0.01179 4660 2173 1392 1095
34 I distinctly said poisson! 1.7612 0.01174 4435 2011 1472 952
35 The good news is you get to prepare your last meal. 1.7586 0.01202 4197 1901 1408 888
36 You're looking at 20 years, 15 if you use convection. 1.7572 0.01244 3942 1797 1305 840
37 I couldn’t raise the dough. 1.7552 0.01233 3970 1803 1336 831
38 He said to tell you not to worry. Not only will you be pardoned, but you're going to be the new head of the FDA. 1.7483 0.01291 3925 1901 1111 913
39 Let me make this simple, Simon. I've met a pie man. 1.7323 0.01249 3934 1874 1239 821
40 How much thyme? 1.7291 0.01228 3847 1778 1333 736
41 I've found a good torte lawyer. 1.7254 0.01110 4672 2163 1629 880
42 They wanted to give you the electric chair, but I told them you'd prefer gas. 1.7249 0.01128 4663 2202 1542 919
43 Don't lecture me about using a cake mix. Do you want the damn file or not? 1.7226 0.01326 3486 1686 1081 719
44 So how's the food? 1.7180 0.01320 3454 1664 1100 690
45 The good news is they've reduced your sentence to 45 minutes; the bad news is it's at 325 degrees 1.7115 0.01413 3109 1542 922 645
46 Death by Chocolate was clearly stated on the menu. The judge is going to dismiss the charges. 1.7097 0.01658 2043 956 724 363
47 It's show about you and they're calling it "Baking Bad". 1.7093 0.01462 2707 1291 912 504
48 Seriously....you cooked the books? 1.6928 0.01831 1748 863 559 326
49 Remember when i said I’d kill for 3 Michelin stars? 1.6896 0.01694 1962 951 669 342
50 You should have let him put ketchup on his steak. 1.6872 0.01336 3203 1573 1059 571
51 eHarmony said that you were a responsible professional in a secure environment. 1.6868 0.01511 2644 1341 790 513
52 What do you want me to do with the ah, meat in the garage freezer? 1.6851 0.01316 3379 1688 1067 624
53 Organic, locally-sourced cocaine is still cocaine, dear. 1.6847 0.01312 3435 1727 1064 644
54 I hope that tart was worth it. 1.6759 0.01351 3249 1660 982 607
55 They say you'll be out in 20, but will have to cool for another 10. 1.6668 0.01507 2386 1176 829 381
56 The butcher and the candlestick maker? They both have alibis. 1.6664 0.01534 2296 1131 800 365
57 I told you it was a recipe for disaster. 1.6661 0.01383 2914 1461 965 488
58 l told you not to take the White House chef job. 1.6628 0.01615 2358 1256 641 461
59 It's about your goose. It's cooked. 1.6573 0.01703 1967 1013 615 339
60 I warned you not to cook the books. 1.6546 0.01376 2889 1461 965 463
61 Well you are in Cook County Jail. 1.6543 0.01561 2337 1209 727 401
62 The good news is I've lost twenty pounds 1.6525 0.01467 2472 1236 859 377
63 No Maurice. What you did to that soufflé was criminal. 1.6429 0.01814 1686 876 536 274
64 I want to believe you, dear, but the victim was battered. 1.6388 0.01601 2085 1069 700 316
65 No, I’m not your attorney. I’m Edith Mandlebaum and I’m here about my grandson’s bar mitzvah. 1.6339 0.02268 1128 609 323 196
66 When the judge said you had to serve 8 to 10, he meant years not guests. 1.6338 0.01543 2305 1209 731 365
67 I know I said I'd wait for you, but I got really hungry. 1.6323 0.01520 2328 1211 762 355
68 We've renamed it "Four Guys". 1.6289 0.02166 1183 629 364 190
69 How’s the food? 1.6250 0.01518 2488 1354 713 421
70 Bad news. Forensics found traces of gluten. 1.6245 0.01734 1819 967 568 284
71 I miss your buns. 1.6227 0.01772 1773 954 534 285
72 I told you not to accept the White House Chef Position. 1.6225 0.01588 2408 1357 603 448
73 Well, at least now you know the difference between price fixing and prix fixe. 1.6221 0.01921 1466 778 464 224
74 LIMERICK: There once was a chef named Al Dente...Who had trouble paying the rente...So with each order to go, he started skimming some dough...And for embezzlement, to the prison he was sente. 1.6217 0.01963 1438 773 436 229
75 So you’re saying the proof is in the pudding? 1.6187 0.01551 2287 1231 697 359
76 Remember, the first thing you need to do is find the biggest guy in the place, and make him lasagna 1.6161 0.02303 1068 586 306 176
77 I agree Jules, gluten should not be a crime, but here we are. 1.6160 0.01896 1414 735 487 192
78 So let me get this straight, they're making you cook your own last meal? 1.6148 0.01617 2183 1205 614 364
79 I knew that tart would get you in trouble. 1.6132 0.01604 2107 1136 650 321
80 Nevertheless, the murder-mystery dinner was complete hit. 1.6115 0.01774 1758 960 521 277
81 The judge ruled the evidence inadmissible, but delicious. 1.6089 0.01655 1928 1033 616 279
82 You promised to stop poaching. 1.6078 0.01721 1790 963 566 261
83 Just give me the recipe and I’ll drop the charges. 1.6076 0.01717 1878 1033 549 296
84 They've got you on prix fixing. 1.6052 0.01748 1821 1008 524 289
85 I...I have a microwave now. 1.6035 0.01817 1667 920 488 259
86 I believe you when you say the butcher killed the candlestick maker. What I don’t understand is why you three were in the tub together in the first place. 1.6023 0.01891 1637 934 420 283
87 I heard the butcher and the candlestick maker are turning state’s evidence. 1.5988 0.01798 1680 928 498 254
88 ....and where did you stash the dough? 1.5977 0.01831 1648 920 471 257
89 They’ll knock off six months if you tell them where you hid the dough. 1.5959 0.01800 1611 877 508 226
90 Maybe you should rethink that "Death by Chocolate" recipe. 1.5947 0.01826 1574 861 490 223
91 You and your half-baked schemes! 1.5944 0.01831 1536 833 493 210
92 I think you need to tell Mueller how you really got the chicken Kiev recipe. 1.5943 0.02386 1018 585 261 172
93 While similar, "poisson" is actually the French word for fish. 1.5938 0.01867 1556 866 456 234
94 On the plus side, THAT guy is not going to criticize your food anymore. 1.5931 0.01888 1536 860 441 235
95 What you're calling avant-garde, they're calling cannibalism. 1.5917 0.01995 1489 869 359 261
96 Well, look on the bright side. Maybe they'll give you a choice between gas and electric? 1.5895 0.01989 1452 837 374 241
97 The butcher lawyered up, but I think the candlestick maker is talking. 1.5863 0.02033 1339 762 369 208
98 'Death by chocolate' is just an expression. 1.5848 0.01968 1351 750 412 189
99 How was I supposed to know the proof was in the pudding? 1.5846 0.02015 1353 769 377 207
100 How’s the food? 1.5810 0.02089 1284 741 340 203
101 Where'd you put the dough? 1.5808 0.02081 1231 694 359 178
102 Bad news...the Butcher and Candlestick Maker both turned state's evidence. 1.5786 0.02146 1234 720 314 200
103 Didn't I warn you it was a recipe for disaster? 1.5780 0.02061 1230 690 369 171
104 So listen. I talked to Shelly's husband who is a branding guy, and he thinks "prison-to-table" really has legs. 1.5779 0.02054 1220 680 375 165
105 In Wisconsin, margarine Is a crime. 1.5775 0.03135 542 307 157 78
106 See you next week at 3:50 for 25-30 minutes. 1.5770 0.02058 1220 682 372 166
107 Your fingers were in too many pies. 1.5753 0.02075 1182 658 368 156
108 I thought you should know that you left a bun in the oven. 1.5746 0.02139 1173 670 332 171
109 Look at the bright side, our wine collection will be peaking when you get out. 1.5740 0.03240 493 277 149 67
110 It's over. I've bought a microwave. 1.5738 0.02113 1152 646 351 155
111 'The charge is baking and entering.' 1.5722 0.02190 1087 615 322 150
112 Really?! You used LARD! In California? 1.5718 0.02202 1128 653 305 170
113 Gas or electric? 1.5717 0.02245 1123 661 282 180
114 This sounds like yet another one of your half baked ideas. 1.5711 0.02523 767 422 252 93
115 Maybe now you'll remember the difference between 'poison' and 'poisson'. 1.5707 0.02164 1104 624 330 150
116 I know, you kneaded the dough. 1.5686 0.02247 1078 626 291 161
117 I was a little confused when you told me you were in the Cook County Jail. 1.5672 0.02244 1056 608 297 151
118 The judge wants to know how long to put you in for. 1.5665 0.02197 1045 588 322 135
119 Well, Don't cry to me. You're the one who wanted to be the White House chef. 1.5665 0.02331 1045 621 256 168
120 Apparently you mentioned your Cherry Bombe to someone in line at the airport ticket counter. 1.5649 0.02330 1025 605 261 159
121 When you say you'll be out in a dozen months, is that 12 or 13? 1.5646 0.02315 1022 599 269 154
122 The butcher and the candlestick maker are taking a plea bargain. 1.5635 0.02315 1008 588 272 148
123 'Dessert to die for' was supposed to be a metaphor. 1.5596 0.02399 956 566 245 145
124 Of course I don't believe adding cilantro is criminal...but that's not how the jury felt. 1.5589 0.02384 950 558 253 139
125 I gotta be honest, it's not looking good. The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker have already rolled over. 1.5575 0.02364 931 539 265 127
126 The butcher is standing strong but the candlestick maker is turning state witness. 1.5564 0.02321 922 524 283 115
127 Honey, I can't find a torte lawyer. 1.5536 0.02380 887 509 265 113
128 ...but the detective said the proof is in the pudding. 1.5534 0.02339 889 503 280 106
129 The appeal failed. You're going to fry. 1.5528 0.02398 881 508 259 114
130 The lawyers are saying there was no proof in the pudding. 1.5513 0.02466 867 510 236 121
131 The Feds flipped the butcher and the candlestick maker. It's not looking good! 1.5513 0.02471 867 511 234 122
132 So, when you said "capers," you weren't talking condiments? 1.5504 0.02411 854 490 258 106
133 It was me. I spilled the beans. 1.5486 0.02486 833 487 235 111
134 I think you are getting your just desserts. 1.5477 0.02615 734 425 216 93
135 On the bright side, thanks to your incarceration, the prison just got its first Michelin star. 1.5476 0.02460 829 480 244 105
136 Even served cold, revenge gets you 10 to life. 1.5473 0.02453 824 475 247 102
137 Just give them the recipe and end this madness. 1.5473 0.02513 824 485 227 112
138 You should have just let him have ketchup on his steak. 1.5452 0.02589 807 485 204 118
139 They know about the gluten. 1.5450 0.02589 800 479 206 115
140 I do think it will hurt your chances for a third star. 1.5449 0.02416 802 453 261 88
141 So - long story short - you're being held by the Central Intelligence Agency, not the Culinary Institute of America. 1.5445 0.02578 797 475 210 112
142 They wouldn't have gotten suspicious if you hadn't capitalized the C in " roast Chuck ". 1.5445 0.02633 797 484 192 121
143 The good news is that baking and entering isn’t a serious offense. 1.5431 0.02506 788 457 234 97
144 I'm calling to cancel my reservation. 1.5430 0.02592 779 463 209 107
145 Asking for ketchup with his Beef Wellington! Of course, you should have shot him. 1.5424 0.02608 778 465 204 109
146 So where did you hide the dough? 1.5411 0.02643 767 462 195 110
147 The judge says you're gonna fry. 1.5411 0.02538 767 446 227 94
148 Don’t be upset, Paul, but I need your wedding cake recipe. 1.5411 0.02630 767 460 199 108
149 Couldn’t resist cooking the books, could you? 1.5397 0.02580 756 444 216 96
150 Poisson! Two “S”’s. Autocorrect is not a defense. 1.5397 0.02666 756 457 190 109
151 Hate to be the one to tell you but the butcher and candlestick maker have accepted plea agreements. 1.5397 0.02653 756 455 194 107
152 They said you're going to fry 1.5382 0.02583 747 438 216 93
153 So... there are two S's in poisson... 1.5378 0.02650 740 442 198 100
154 Couldn't you see that it was a recipe for disaster? 1.5377 0.02637 742 442 201 99
155 No. I dont remember the recipe for your tunnel cake. 1.5377 0.02753 716 436 175 105
156 Reportedly, the butcher and candlestick maker have already flipped. 1.5365 0.02707 727 440 184 103
157 So that's why they call it the Cook County Jail. 1.5355 0.02687 719 431 191 97
158 The proof was in the pudding. 1.5354 0.02675 721 431 194 96
159 Unfortunately, the judge agrees that your chocolate mousse soufflé was to die for. 1.5350 0.02658 714 423 200 91
160 ....and where did you stash the dough? 1.5333 0.02661 705 417 200 88
161 I've started seeing other menus. 1.5324 0.02651 695 408 204 83
162 Sorry, dear, but I think your goose is cooked. 1.5324 0.02698 695 414 192 89
163 Turns out, we had too many crooks in the kitchen 1.5318 0.02588 692 398 220 74
164 They said they're gonna leave you in for 25 to 30, or until you appear done. 1.5307 0.02691 684 405 195 84
165 Truth be told, darling, I think you finally got your just deserts. 1.5307 0.02777 684 416 173 95
166 What do you mean, you were cooking the books? 1.5303 0.02712 677 402 191 84
167 No Steve, I don't want to know what a "tossed salad" means in prison. 1.5291 0.02803 671 409 169 93
168 It’s not looking good. The butcher and candlestick maker talked. 1.5291 0.02858 671 416 155 100
169 Your kale pasta is being treated as a hate crime. 1.5284 0.02836 668 411 161 96
170 Fred, will you be home for the Hollandaise? 1.5284 0.02764 668 402 179 87
171 I tried to warn you, it was a recipe for disaster. 1.5279 0.02680 663 388 200 75
172 It was the sous-chef who reported you for a salt-and-battering. 1.5269 0.02777 651 390 179 82
173 They've definitely got you on salt and battering. 1.5269 0.02827 651 396 167 88
174 But darling, revenge is better served cold. 1.5262 0.02754 650 387 184 79
175 They will hear your case at the food court 1.5262 0.02763 650 388 182 80
176 This isn't even the worst of it, you should see what they're saying on Yelp! 1.5262 0.02694 650 380 198 72
177 I’m guessing you believe expiration dates now? 1.5262 0.02685 650 379 200 71
178 They said you were cooking the books. 1.5262 0.02780 650 390 178 82
179 Sooo - how's the food? 1.5257 0.02846 643 392 164 87
180 The Free Range chickens were wearing a wire. 1.5251 0.02863 638 390 161 87
181 Michelin wants its star back. 1.5249 0.02806 642 387 173 82
182 They said you're gonna fry. 1.5249 0.02824 642 389 169 84
183 Tommy spilled the beans. 1.5245 0.02729 633 371 192 70
184 You shouldn't have smothered the onions 1.5231 0.02778 629 374 181 74
185 I’m having trouble raising the dough. 1.5213 0.02843 610 366 170 74
186 I'd say your goose is cooked. 1.5212 0.02855 612 369 167 76
187 People take organic very seriously. 1.5212 0.02724 614 357 194 63
188 Nice try, but Trump recovered. 1.5206 0.03047 607 386 126 95
189 When You said You where making killer brownies , I had no idea ! 1.5205 0.02740 609 355 191 63
190 Table Nine is still unhappy and say they’ll wait. 1.5199 0.02893 604 367 160 77
191 It all seems to be a misunderstanding about the spelling of 'poisson.' 1.5199 0.02874 604 365 164 75
192 The butcher and the candlestick maker are blaming it all on you. 1.5199 0.02968 604 375 144 85
193 Remember when you said MY cooking was criminal? 1.5192 0.02892 599 363 161 75
194 I warned you being White House Chef was risky. 1.5191 0.02913 601 367 156 78
195 Why not just say "I am not a cook!" 1.5185 0.02941 596 366 151 79
196 Yes, I’ll check to see if you left the oven on. 1.5182 0.04438 247 148 70 29
197 Well, the girls are both pregnant and Buddy got picked up for dealing weed but the worst...I hate to tell you...your sourdough starter died. 1.5178 0.02960 591 364 148 79
198 I'm sorry, John, I just can't go on like this. I've . . . I've started to go to other restaurants. 1.5170 0.02728 588 339 194 55
199 If it contains a file, who cares if it's moist? 1.5163 0.02891 583 351 163 69
200 The difference between baking bread and breaking bad is about 20 years. 1.5148 0.02939 573 348 155 70
201 Danny, please. Cooking meth doesn't make you a chef! 1.5133 0.02892 563 336 165 62
202 I've been telling the kids you're doing thyme. 1.5133 0.02938 565 342 156 67
203 Well, it did help Martha Stewart’s career. 1.5125 0.02904 560 335 163 62
204 Serving 10 to 12? 1.5117 0.02878 555 329 168 58
205 Yes, cooking the books is a crime! 1.5117 0.02937 557 336 157 64
206 Unfortunately, it looks like the butcher and the candlestick-maker have air-tight alibis. 1.5117 0.03013 557 343 143 71
207 I heard you're going to fry. 1.5117 0.03066 557 348 133 76
208 The feds didn’t believe it was four pounds of oregano. 1.5117 0.02859 557 329 171 57
209 Tell me where you hid the dough. 1.5117 0.02992 557 341 147 69
210 I warned you, dear. The President gets TWO scoops of ice cream. 1.5107 0.03012 560 346 142 72
211 It's Air Force One, you don't 'try something new.' 1.5101 0.03019 545 334 144 67
212 I told you not to take that job at the White House. 1.5101 0.03214 545 352 108 85
213 When the restaurant critic said your foie gras was to die for, he was being ironic. 1.5084 0.02853 537 314 173 50
214 You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get seated. 1.5084 0.03075 537 333 135 69
215 Well, it's just that I thought you meant something different when you said that you were a 'killer' chef... 1.5075 0.03097 532 331 132 69
216 They say it'll be gas or electric. 1.5075 0.03120 532 333 128 71
217 I have a bun in the oven and it isn’t yours. 1.5057 0.03095 522 323 134 65
218 Your parole has been denied. The warden loves your bouillabaisse 1.5057 0.03083 522 322 136 64
219 You are not home; so yes, I put the knives in the dishwasher. 1.5057 0.03083 522 322 136 64
220 They say the proof was in the pudding 1.5048 0.03156 519 326 124 69
221 Yes, apparently, I shouldn't have used the words 'to die for' when describing your bisque to the detectives. I see that now. 1.5044 0.03326 454 282 115 57
222 The butcher and the candlestick maker made bail. 1.5020 0.02999 504 302 151 51
223 Please just give the Judge's wife the recipe. 1.5000 0.03115 504 312 132 60
224 This is what you get for cooking the books. 1.5000 0.03096 494 302 137 55
225 Just tell me where you hid the dough 1.5000 0.03157 484 298 130 56
226 Non monsieur, poisson! Poisson! Non poison. 1.4990 0.03083 491 299 139 53
227 They say you'll fry for this 1.4979 0.03134 486 299 132 55
228 I'm afraid I ate your alibi. 1.4979 0.03251 484 306 115 63
229 "Baking chicken with herbs for the warden does not count as 'thyme served' ". 1.4969 0.03103 481 293 137 51
230 They said you’re looking at 15 to 20, or until golden brown. 1.4969 0.03239 481 303 117 61
231 You're toast. 1.4958 0.03265 476 301 114 61
232 ...the judge has granted a change of menu. 1.4958 0.03216 472 294 122 56
233 We’re making do. Ordering in most nights. 1.4947 0.03151 471 289 131 51
234 I miss your buns. 1.4947 0.03207 471 293 123 55
235 A salt and buttery charge again? 1.4946 0.03326 467 298 107 62
236 So what's it like being the White House chef? 1.4936 0.03427 466 305 92 69
237 Yes, I know you're trying for a reduction. 1.4936 0.03131 466 284 134 48
238 Quit saying 'I am not a cook.' No one believes you. 1.4936 0.03219 466 290 122 54
239 I told you not to take that White House job! 1.4935 0.03450 462 303 90 69
240 Have you thought about what you'd like for your last meal? 1.4924 0.03302 461 292 111 58
241 How much thyme are you serving? 1.4924 0.03259 461 289 117 55
242 I’m sorry. They said you were serving thyme. 1.4924 0.03171 461 283 129 49
243 Bad news... I couldn't raise the dough. 1.4923 0.03423 457 297 95 65
244 Electric or gas? 1.4912 0.03381 452 290 102 60
245 You're not allowed to kill people for putting ketchup on your steaks. 1.4900 0.03268 451 282 117 52
246 How'd they pick you out of the lineup?! 1.4899 0.03259 447 278 119 50
247 Did you know it was Stollen? 1.4899 0.03243 447 277 121 49
248 I said, "make a confection," not confession! 1.4899 0.03212 447 275 125 47
249 Tell me where you hid the dough. 1.4899 0.03316 445 280 112 53
250 They found the dough. 1.4899 0.03316 445 280 112 53
251 Your appeal has been put on the back burner. 1.4886 0.03136 440 265 135 40
252 How much thyme did you get? 1.4862 0.03394 434 277 103 54
253 Well done. 1.4861 0.03293 432 269 116 47
254 Don't you remember revenge is a dish best served cold? 1.4860 0.03369 430 272 107 51
255 Spare me another one of your half-baked alibis. 1.4860 0.03271 430 266 119 45
256 Really? Now you start cooking? 1.4860 0.03557 430 284 83 63
257 Don't worry. I hid the dough. 1.4860 0.03496 430 280 91 59
258 I'd like our marriage over easy. 1.4860 0.03433 430 276 99 55
259 I don't care if he asked for ketchup, he's the President of the United States! 1.4848 0.03455 429 277 96 56
260 Warden Jones likes you because nobody can fit through the vent ducts anymore. 1.4848 0.03375 429 272 106 51
261 I'm tired of your half-baked excuses. 1.4847 0.03431 425 272 100 53
262 When you said you made killer napoleons, I did not take that literally. 1.4847 0.03231 425 260 124 41
263 You may call it "foie gras" but I call it "your goose is cooked". 1.4835 0.03388 424 269 105 50
264 They want to know where you hid the dough. 1.4835 0.03453 424 273 97 54
265 So, we try to pin it on the candlestick maker. 1.4835 0.03501 424 276 91 57
266 I thought you were being facetious when you said you'd kill for that recipe. 1.4835 0.03271 424 262 119 43
267 I had to sell all the saffron to pay your lawyer. 1.4835 0.03405 424 270 103 51
268 I couldn't find a file, so I brought a zester. 1.4833 0.03311 420 261 115 44
269 It's not looking good. The lobsters have obtained counsel. 1.4833 0.03362 420 264 109 47
270 Michelin took away all three stars. They called the murders "erratic and uninspired." 1.4821 0.03333 419 262 112 45
271 I told you that food critic was tough. 1.4819 0.03322 415 258 114 43
272 For God's sake, your boss is a clown and it's just a hamburger. Tell them the formula for the secret sauce. 1.4819 0.03493 415 268 94 53
273 They say you’ll be out in 12 to 14 minutes. 1.4819 0.03305 415 257 116 42
274 Dear, I told you: in Italy you can't put pineapple on pizza. 1.4819 0.03426 415 264 102 49
275 Your case is on the back burner. 1.4819 0.03287 415 256 118 41
276 They're transferring you to Leavenworth. 1.4819 0.03575 415 273 84 58
277 You're a bread man walking. 1.4818 0.03522 413 268 91 54
278 Great news! They'll let you cook your own last meal! 1.4818 0.03455 413 264 99 50
279 Hi, I know you're tied up at the moment but I was wondering if I could change my April 10th reservations to April 14? 1.4804 0.03469 408 261 98 49
280 Just tell me. Where did you hide the dough 1.4804 0.03469 408 261 98 49
281 I told you it was a recipe for disaster. 1.4804 0.03273 408 250 120 38
282 It turns out Cajun/Polish fusion IS a crime. 1.4804 0.03572 408 267 86 55
283 It's harder than you'd think to find a culinary lawyer. 1.4804 0.03345 408 254 112 42
284 So I guess it is a crime to serve a red wine with fish... 1.4792 0.03285 409 252 118 39
285 You should have thought of that before you cooked the books. 1.4790 0.03435 405 257 102 46
286 Sorry, but the sign clearly stated: EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK. 1.4790 0.03453 405 258 100 47
287 I said use Granny Smith apples in the pie. Apples! 1.4790 0.03471 405 259 98 48
288 The lawyer said your the first chef to be convicted of prix fixing. 1.4789 0.03448 403 256 101 46
289 Your lawyer says she can get the charges reduced to salt and buttery. 1.4776 0.03490 402 258 96 48
290 Last week laundry detail and now this. You are going to be the perfect husband when you get out! 1.4776 0.03400 402 253 106 43
291 I know you're getting out in twenty, but I'll come back and check on you in fifteen. 1.4775 0.03338 400 248 113 39
292 you should not have told that customs officer that making a bombe was your speciality. 1.4774 0.03331 398 246 114 38
293 They want you to simplify your last meal. 1.4774 0.03498 398 255 96 47
294 They say they can get your sentence reduced for thyme served... 1.4774 0.03369 398 248 110 40
295 Don't worry. We just need one person on the jury to agree there were too many of you in that kitchen. 1.4772 0.03393 394 246 108 40
296 Yes, it's great you are learning a new skill, but your prison sentence was up 3 months ago. 1.4758 0.03322 393 242 115 36
297 Yes, I’m SURE you turned off the oven. 1.4758 0.03361 393 244 111 38
298 Did your soufflé really fall, or did you push it? 1.4758 0.03437 393 248 103 42
299 Turns out three of the five herbs in your special sauce are illegal. 1.4757 0.03450 391 247 102 42
300 How could you? Me with three kids and another in the oven? 1.4757 0.03431 391 246 104 41
301 I'm afraid it's worse than you realize. One of the diners who survived was the food critic. 1.4756 0.03386 389 242 109 38
302 Poaching? 1.4745 0.03462 392 249 100 43
303 Look on the bright side. In France you would have gotten life. 1.4744 0.03399 390 244 107 39
304 Honey, for the sake of the kids, tell them where you hid the dough! 1.4742 0.03352 388 240 112 36
305 So he sent the steak back three times, so what? 1.4741 0.03365 386 239 111 36
306 The police found evidence of croutons in your gluten-free salad. I'm afraid you're toast. 1.4726 0.03580 383 248 89 46
307 I've started seeing the candlestick maker. 1.4726 0.03560 383 247 91 45
308 I know it was you. In the kitchen. With the candlestick. 1.4724 0.03396 381 237 108 36
309 Relax...you'll be out in 20-25 minutes. 1.4723 0.03470 379 239 101 39
310 The prosecutor says the proof was in the pudding. 1.4723 0.03608 379 246 87 46
311 They said you'd be out in 25-30. Or 15-20 at 450º. 1.4723 0.03429 379 237 105 37
312 They say the proof was in the pudding 1.4706 0.03523 374 238 96 40
313 Your alibi was thin and tasteless, while your statement to the court was stale and lukewarm. 1.4706 0.03482 374 236 100 38
314 The butcher and the candlestick maker have already pleaded guilty. 1.4690 0.03523 371 236 96 39
315 It’s all over. The butcher and the candlestick maker cut a deal with the DA. 1.4690 0.03605 371 240 88 43
316 The only thing you'll be serving now is life. 1.4688 0.03537 369 235 95 39
317 When they told me I could find you in the cooler, I didn't think it would be here. 1.4688 0.03431 369 230 105 34
318 Your lawyer said you're done. 1.4685 0.03480 365 229 101 35
319 I warned you. No one likes cilantro. 1.4672 0.03516 366 232 97 37
320 I'll leave the oven light on for you. 1.4670 0.03443 364 227 104 33
321 Will do... but is it O.K. if I use a mix? 1.4670 0.03376 364 224 110 30
322 I'm renaming the shop Just Desserts. 1.4669 0.03671 362 236 83 43
323 I told you the Trump-Putin wedding cake was a bad idea. 1.4669 0.03733 362 239 77 46
324 I understand, 5 to 7 years, but at what temperature? 1.4652 0.03543 359 228 95 36
325 The D.A. says you're gonna fry for this... 1.4652 0.03476 359 225 101 33
326 Attica just got 3 stars... 1.4652 0.03608 359 231 89 39
327 I told you "cooking the books" was risky. But nooooooo.... 1.4650 0.03623 357 230 88 39
328 I set the timer on the stove for 5 years. 1.4650 0.03579 357 228 92 37
329 I warned you not to take the job as White House executive chef. 1.4650 0.03730 357 235 78 44
330 The jury didn't swallow it. 1.4650 0.03468 357 223 102 32
331 Red wine with fish, what did you expect: a slap on the wrist! 1.4648 0.03660 355 230 85 40
332 How long do you want me to set the timer for? 1.4631 0.03548 352 223 95 34
333 Don't worry. I ate the evidence. 1.4631 0.03593 352 225 91 36
334 They want to fry you, but your lawyer can plea down to poaching. 1.4631 0.03660 352 228 85 39
335 I'm taking you to food court! 1.4629 0.03698 350 228 82 40
336 I hear the butcher and the candlestick maker are still at large. 1.4629 0.03720 350 229 80 41
337 Where did you hide the dough. 1.4629 0.03698 350 228 82 40
338 It's a work-farm-to-table concept. 1.4629 0.03539 350 221 96 33
339 I guess it really was a killer dessert. 1.4629 0.03653 350 226 86 38
340 Well done. 1.4613 0.03660 349 226 85 38
341 I warned you about poaching. 1.4611 0.03630 347 223 88 36
342 when the judge said you were going to serve 10 to 20 he didn't mean dinner. 1.4611 0.03607 347 222 90 35
343 The butcher and the candlestick maker set me up 1.4609 0.03714 345 225 81 39
344 They keep asking me where you hid the dough. 1.4609 0.03480 345 215 101 29
345 You told the teller you knead lots of dough? 1.4609 0.03737 345 226 79 40
346 We're having trouble raising the dough 1.4588 0.03731 340 222 80 38
347 You're too old for capers. 1.4586 0.03817 338 224 73 41
348 Yes—your goose is cooked. 1.4586 0.03747 338 221 79 38
349 They just flipped the Butcher. And, the Candlestick Maker says he'll sing for a deal." 1.4586 0.03747 338 221 79 38
350 I'm leaving, Gerard. You're sweet, but too unsavory. 1.4586 0.03555 338 213 95 30
351 I hope you learned your lesson about cooking the books. 1.4586 0.03555 338 213 95 30
352 Bad news...the butcher and the candelstick maker copped a plea and are singing like canaries. 1.4586 0.03840 338 225 71 42
353 Chef Boyardee in the can, I presume? 1.4586 0.03862 338 226 69 43
354 They're asking me how the dough doubled overnight. 1.4586 0.03723 338 220 81 37
355 Unfortunately, the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker have turned state's evidence against you. 1.4586 0.03723 338 220 81 37
356 They're saying you cooked the books. 1.4586 0.03555 338 213 95 30
357 I have a bun in the oven. It's yours. 1.4586 0.03676 338 218 85 35
358 Where did you put the spatula? 1.4583 0.03716 336 218 82 36
359 Tell me the secret ingredient or you can forget about the alibi. 1.4567 0.03699 335 217 83 35
360 You just had to go and whisk it all, didn't you? 1.4567 0.03723 335 218 81 36
361 Just tell the police where you hid the dough. 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
362 Bad news honey, your appeal was denied. They still can't believe it's not butter. 1.4565 0.03740 333 217 80 36
363 Well, dear, it was almost a perfect recipe for murder. 1.4565 0.03715 333 216 82 35
364 I told you “put herbs aside” not “herbicide”. 1.4562 0.03805 331 218 75 38
365 You're being transferred from medium security to well-done. 1.4559 0.03623 329 209 90 30
366 I’m only asking as your lawyer, did you beat the eggs? 1.4545 0.03589 330 209 92 29
367 The butcher’s dead. The candlestick-maker’s still on the lam. 1.4543 0.03950 328 222 63 43
368 Ok...so we re-name it "Prison Chef" and drop the location shooting. 1.4543 0.03630 328 209 89 30
369 They just arrested the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker. 1.4543 0.03878 328 219 69 40
370 At least they’re letting you cook your own last meal. 1.4543 0.03756 328 214 79 35
371 Just tell them where you hid the dough, Harold. 1.4543 0.03830 328 217 73 38
372 Cooked the books again, didn't you? 1.4543 0.03805 328 216 75 37
373 Thats a half-baked excuse if I ever heard one! 1.4543 0.03526 328 205 97 26
374 Your lawyer says your goose is cooked. 1.4543 0.03681 328 211 85 32
375 Yes, I know your pastries are to die for, but the State has to prove that. 1.4540 0.03432 326 200 104 22
376 The butcher and the candlestick maker ratted you out. 1.4540 0.03798 326 214 76 36
377 You only got ten days. It'll be over easy. 1.4540 0.03514 326 203 98 25
378 Ditch the uniform, Charlie. You're serving time, not dinner. 1.4537 0.03688 324 208 85 31
379 They've caught the gingerbread man and he's talking. 1.4537 0.03790 324 212 77 35
380 I'm sorry. I just can't raise the dough. 1.4537 0.03582 324 204 93 27
381 I don't think they mean that kind of shank. 1.4537 0.03713 324 209 83 32
382 I've found someone nouvelle. 1.4537 0.03609 324 205 91 28
383 They can make all the jokes they want about you being in the can, Im still Mrs. Boyardee! 1.4523 0.03574 325 205 93 27
384 They know about you not using real butter. 1.4517 0.03551 321 201 95 25
385 You'll need to do better than "I thought it was flour". 1.4517 0.03738 321 208 81 32
386 I knew you would end up in Unleavenworth. 1.4512 0.03680 328 212 84 32
387 The parole board can seat you ten years from Tuesday at either 4:30 or 10:45. 1.4511 0.03850 317 209 73 35
388 You thought it was ten kilos of oregano? 1.4511 0.03718 317 204 83 30
389 “Food to die for” is a figure of speech, Francois. 1.4490 0.03797 314 205 77 32
390 It will be another three years and 25 minutes 1.4490 0.03903 314 209 69 36
391 Don’t be discouraged, honey, just ask yourself: “What would Martha do?” 1.4490 0.03876 314 208 71 35
392 They wanna know where the dough is. 1.4487 0.03868 312 206 72 34
393 The lawyer thinks he can get you 25 to 30 minutes at 350° 1.4484 0.03832 310 203 75 32
394 Plead culinary insanity. 1.4481 0.03850 308 202 74 32
395 Everyone knew you were guilty. The proof was in your pudding. 1.4463 0.03803 307 200 77 30
396 You need to tell me where you hid the dough. 1.4463 0.03859 307 202 73 32
397 Either challenge the toughest guy in there to a bake-off or become somebody's sous chef. 1.4463 0.03803 307 200 77 30
398 You cooked the books? 1.4463 0.03886 307 203 71 33
399 They say you are going to fry 1.4463 0.03803 307 200 77 30
400 They just found the candlestick-maker washed ashore on Long Island. 1.4463 0.03803 307 200 77 30
401 So, "Food Critic Gets What's Coming To Him" is trending. 1.4463 0.03747 307 198 81 28
402 What did I tell you?!? This is what happens when you tell Russians that you work for the CIA, and don't clarify that you mean the Culinary Institute of America. 1.4459 0.03792 305 198 78 29
403 Of course the food here stinks !! You’re not really a chef. 1.4459 0.03877 305 201 72 32
404 I know this is hard to hear, but I've started going to a different restaurant. 1.4459 0.03706 305 195 84 26
405 The governor will grant a pardon in exchange for your recipe for Béarnaise sauce. 1.4459 0.03677 305 194 86 25
406 Fifteen years of marriage and NOW you learn to cook !? 1.4452 0.03998 301 202 64 35
407 ...and the butcher and candlestick maker have the dough. 1.4452 0.03970 301 201 66 34
408 Well, I still say she shouldn’t have ordered Death By Chocolate in the first place. 1.4452 0.04080 301 205 58 38
409 So apparently serving red wine with fish IS a crime. 1.4452 0.03799 301 195 78 28
410 So, where’s the dough ? 1.4452 0.03914 301 199 70 32
411 What can I say? You shouldn't have cooked the books. 1.4430 0.03971 298 199 66 33
412 Well at least you have your knife skills 1.4430 0.03826 298 194 76 28
413 They’re saying 25 to 30 or until you’re a golden brown. 1.4430 0.03942 298 198 68 32
414 I think you've carried walking in Martha Stewart's footsteps too far. 1.4426 0.04047 296 200 61 35
415 So you really meant it about that death by chocolate thing? 1.4426 0.03990 296 198 65 33
416 I put the file in. You don't have to critique the cake. 1.4426 0.03814 296 192 77 27
417 Your sous-chef ratatouilled you out. 1.4422 0.03892 294 193 72 29
418 Let's face it, Jules, you knew it was a recipe for disaster. 1.4422 0.03922 294 194 70 30
419 Judge, jury, everyone's a food critic. 1.4422 0.03892 294 193 72 29
420 He says you're the first one to ask for more thyme at sentencing. 1.4403 0.04048 293 198 61 34
421 Calling it Death by Chocolate is being seen as a confession. 1.4403 0.04048 293 198 61 34
422 Well Francois, I think we just tell the truth. The man you strangled was putting ketchup on Penne Arrabiata and drinking white wine. I'm hoping the judge is French. 1.4403 0.03810 293 190 77 26
423 "I'm not a cook" didn't work for Nixon either. 1.4399 0.03829 291 189 76 26
424 I told you that cooking the books was a recipe for disaster! 1.4399 0.03890 291 191 72 28
425 I warned you that the rules regarding French cuisine are very strict. 1.4399 0.03797 291 188 78 25
426 That's right, poaching. 1.4399 0.03671 291 184 86 21
427 So...where’d ya hide the dough? 1.4399 0.04069 291 197 60 34
428 I told you not to steal the Colonel's secret recipe. 1.4399 0.03797 291 188 78 25
429 I told you I would turn you in if you said "fusion" one more time. 1.4394 0.03970 289 192 67 30
430 They say you may get death by chocolate 1.4394 0.03878 289 189 73 27
431 The warden wishes to know if you'd like to cook your own last meal. 1.4394 0.04000 289 193 65 31
432 Bad news. The butcher and candlestick maker are singing like canaries. 1.4394 0.04060 289 195 61 33
433 The recipe for Death by Chocolate was meant to be whimsical. 1.4394 0.04089 289 196 59 34
434 On the bright side, maybe they'll let you prepare your own last meal. 1.4394 0.03752 289 185 81 23
435 You of all people should have known it was a half-baked idea. 1.4394 0.03847 289 188 75 26
436 So wait, I need butter, sugar, flour, and a file to bake a cake? 1.4390 0.03770 287 184 80 23
437 How much thyme do you have left? 1.4390 0.03738 287 183 82 22
438 As your attorney, I strongly advise you to spill the beans. 1.4390 0.03834 287 186 76 25
439 For you, of all people, to be caught with your hand in the cookie jar... 1.4390 0.03897 287 188 72 27
440 So it turns out the vegan police are real. 1.4390 0.03738 287 183 82 22
441 What does your attorney say now that the butcher and candlestick maker turned State’s evidence? 1.4390 0.04021 287 192 64 31
442 How were you to know there was someone inside the cake? 1.4390 0.04140 287 196 56 35
443 Was this the first time someone asked for ketchup? 1.4390 0.03990 287 191 66 30
444 l’ve set the timer for when you get out. 1.4390 0.03866 287 187 74 26
445 Apparently the proof wasn't just in the pudding. 1.4384 0.03910 292 193 70 29
446 Fine. The cake wasn't moist and fluffy. Next time, smuggle in your own file. 1.4366 0.03957 284 188 68 28
447 They found your fingerprints on all the knives. 1.4366 0.03957 284 188 68 28
448 I still don't understand why the judge sentenced you to thirteen years when the other guys only got twelve. 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
449 They tell me you'll be out in 45 minutes, then you'll have to rest covered in foil for 20 minutes 1.4366 0.04020 284 190 64 30
450 It’s not my fault the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker took plea deals... 1.4366 0.04172 284 195 54 35
451 The butcher and the candlestick maker wash up dead on shore; of course you’re the number one suspect. 1.4366 0.04201 284 196 52 36
452 If THIS president insists on his steak well done with ketchup, then that's what you give him! 1.4362 0.04009 282 188 65 29
453 They said you’re looking at 86,000 hours at 73 degrees. 1.4362 0.03977 282 187 67 28
454 They’ll probably leave you alone if you take off that hat. 1.4362 0.03945 282 186 69 27
455 How long had you known about the peas touching the carrots? 1.4362 0.03848 282 183 75 24
456 Bad news. Your goose is cooked! 1.4362 0.04040 282 189 63 30
457 The press is calling it a searing indictment. 1.4362 0.03782 282 181 79 22
458 They said you have to cook your own last meal. 1.4362 0.03945 282 186 69 27
459 I know I said I'd wait for you but I'm just going to order a pizza. 1.4362 0.03977 282 187 67 28
460 Arson charges aside, I felt the Bananas Foster was a bold choice. 1.4362 0.03913 282 185 71 26
461 Interesting, I thought most inmates turn to religion. 1.4362 0.03782 282 181 79 22
462 I always knew you were cooking the books. 1.4362 0.04009 282 188 65 29
463 They offer you 6 months for poaching. 1.4362 0.03945 282 186 69 27
464 The lawyer says the "Must have been something they ate" defense won't work. 1.4362 0.04009 282 188 65 29
465 I bought a microwave. And I like it. 1.4362 0.03848 282 183 75 24
466 'Hey, you try being Mrs. Boyardee out here in the world, sweetie!" 1.4359 0.04072 273 182 63 28
467 Tell me again, how do I set the clock on the microwave? 1.4357 0.03998 280 186 66 28
468 They're still searching for the butcher and the candlestickmaker. 1.4353 0.03887 278 181 73 24
469 We'd like to get you out but we're having trouble raising the dough. 1.4353 0.03819 278 179 77 22
470 I think I see now why you were transferred to Leavenworth. 1.4353 0.03920 278 182 71 25
471 No updates from the lawyer. I just came to get your coq au vin recipe. 1.4353 0.03853 278 180 75 23
472 You robbed a bank with a croissant, Harold. They're charging you for assault with a breadly weapon. 1.4353 0.04050 278 186 63 29
473 Next time don’t cook the books. 1.4353 0.03920 278 182 71 25
474 What am I supposed to do for dinner? 1.4353 0.03853 278 180 75 23
475 I did tell them it's spelled S T O L L E N. 1.4353 0.03920 278 182 71 25
476 We're trying to get your sentence reduced to thyme served. 1.4353 0.03785 278 178 79 21
477 The proof was in the pudding. 1.4353 0.03853 278 180 75 23
478 I'm new at this speed dating thing. Can I get fries with that? 1.4342 0.03857 281 183 74 24
479 If only you hadn't wanted your cake and Edith, too. 1.4337 0.04071 279 188 61 30
480 You've made your cake, now eat it! I told you, you should have been a butcher or a candlestick maker! 1.4332 0.04028 277 185 64 28
481 The file is inside the jaune d’oeuf just tiede, sur une fueille de blette, pommes mitraille mitonees au jus de boutons cremeux, croustille de topinambour, bouilon a l’infusion de Comte’ de la famille Badoz 1.4327 0.04081 275 185 61 29
482 The butcher and the candlestick maker ratted you out. 1.4327 0.04241 275 190 51 34
483 As long as there is a file in it, you really shouldn't care what kind of cake I am baking for you. 1.4327 0.03847 275 178 75 22
484 When you said you were going to the cooler, this was not what I had in mind. 1.4327 0.03915 275 180 71 24
485 Why didn’t you just let him have his cake and eat it too? 1.4327 0.04049 275 184 63 28
486 And they found your stash of gluten. 1.4327 0.03915 275 180 71 24
487 No, dear, the proof wasn't in that pudding. 1.4327 0.04146 275 187 57 31
488 Perhaps we should remove “A Pot Roast to Die For” from the menu. 1.4327 0.03881 275 179 73 23
489 So it really IS a crime to serve a steak well done. 1.4327 0.03742 275 175 81 19
490 The lawyer said yes, serving the wrong wine with a meal in Manhattan is a crime. 1.4327 0.03915 275 180 71 24
491 The plan was to steal bullion, not bouillon. 1.4327 0.03777 275 176 79 20
492 Your sous chef has been standing in for you around the house. The kids prefer his fresh approach and nonconventional style. 1.4327 0.03949 275 181 69 25
493 They’re charging you with a salted batter. 1.4317 0.04024 271 180 65 26
494 What do you mean when you say you're in for 10-15 at 425° ? 1.4317 0.03886 271 176 73 22
495 So how's the food here? 1.4317 0.03990 271 179 67 25
496 You were right. It was a recipe for disaster. 1.4317 0.04125 271 183 59 29
497 You're not worried people will think you're being ironic if we put the cage-free chicken on the menu? 1.4302 0.04054 265 176 64 25
498 What proof? I ate the pudding. 1.4296 0.03965 270 178 68 24
499 I was hoping they'e make you take off the stupid hat 1.4291 0.03915 268 175 71 22
500 The boys want to know where you hid the dough. 1.4291 0.03985 268 177 67 24
501 The surviving guests thought the 'Chef's Surprise' was quite innovative. 1.4291 0.03947 275 182 68 25
502 The lawyer said that maybe he can prove his head was already in the oven. 1.4286 0.03862 266 172 74 20
503 How will I know when you’re done? 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
504 I'm having trouble raising dough for your bail. 1.4280 0.03955 264 173 69 22
505 I told you to take death by chocolate off the menu. 1.4280 0.04063 264 176 63 25
506 So you cooked the books, too? 1.4280 0.04099 264 177 61 26
507 It was one Yelp review, Gerald. 1.4280 0.04028 264 175 65 24
508 Find the biggest, meanest-looking guy and bake him a soufflé. 1.4280 0.03955 264 173 69 22
509 The lawyer says your books are cooked and so is your goose. 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
510 The butcher and the candlestick maker are cooperating with the D.A. 1.4280 0.04063 264 176 63 25
511 Leavenworth 1.4280 0.04028 264 175 65 24
512 No, I can't bring you your knives. 1.4280 0.04063 264 176 63 25
513 Just labeling the soup Deathcap Mushroom is apparently not enough of a disclaimer. 1.4280 0.03807 264 169 77 18
514 Where'd you hide the dough? 1.4280 0.04168 264 179 57 28
515 I begged you not to take the White House chef job! 1.4280 0.04468 264 188 39 37
516 If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
517 The bad news: they denied your appeal. The good news: they loved your souffle and they say you've got a job ... for life. 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
518 I told you poaching was a crime. 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
519 I warned you about cooking the books. 1.4280 0.03992 264 174 67 23
520 I'm pretty sure that, in here, 'hot buns' is just a single entendre. 1.4280 0.04099 264 177 61 26
521 So unfortunately you're going to have to prepare you own last meal. 1.4275 0.04226 262 179 54 29
522 So far they can't find the one-armed Gingerbread Man 1.4269 0.04035 260 172 65 23
523 Look on the bright side. You always said that cooking was a lifelong commitment. 1.4253 0.04059 261 174 63 24
524 I told you you should have left the White House when the Mooch did... 1.4253 0.04131 261 176 59 26
525 They're charging you with 350 degree muder. 1.4253 0.04095 261 175 61 25
526 They claim you knew the arugula wasn't locally sourced. 1.4253 0.04202 261 178 55 28
527 The President says you can have a pardon, but only if you agree to be Secretary of State. 1.4247 0.04189 259 176 56 27
528 The butcher and the candlestick maker got off scot-free. 1.4247 0.04081 259 173 62 24
529 In 25 years you didn't bake me a cake, now you expect me to bake you one? 1.4247 0.04007 259 171 66 22
530 Yes, it is a crime to put ketchup on pastrami and rye. 1.4247 0.04044 259 172 64 23
531 Since you left, the Michelin Guide gave us another star. 1.4247 0.04081 259 173 62 24
532 Oh Tony, 'poisson' is spelled with 2 ss. 1.4247 0.04154 259 175 58 26
533 The judge says your goose is cooked. 1.4247 0.04117 259 174 60 25
534 I'm the one who called them, Pierre. You weren't washing your hands. 1.4247 0.04154 259 175 58 26
535 You should never have accepted a job as White House chef in the Trump administration. 1.4247 0.04081 259 173 62 24
536 I need your meatloaf recipe. 1.4241 0.04177 257 174 57 26
537 It WAS a killer recipe. 1.4235 0.04088 255 170 62 23
538 What? Aggravated salt...and buttery? 1.4235 0.04380 255 178 46 31
539 I'm sorry dear,,,no more conjugal visits. Last time you gave me a yeast infection. 1.4235 0.04088 255 170 62 23
540 Sounds like another recipe for disaster. 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
541 I've found someone else to toss my salad. 1.4235 0.04200 255 173 56 26
542 I think we might be able get the sentence down to thyme served 1.4235 0.04050 255 169 64 22
543 Bad news, the butcher and candlestick maker turned states evidence. 1.4235 0.04200 255 173 56 26
544 Don't feel bad. Prisoners aren't supposed to like the food. 1.4235 0.03934 255 166 70 19
545 That's right. I am now with the Muffin Man. 1.4235 0.03895 255 165 72 18
546 How many times did I tell you, go to McDonalds and pick up cheeseburgers. The president doesn't like real food. 1.4235 0.04200 255 173 56 26
547 I knew they'd give you thyme after all those capers on the lamb. 1.4235 0.04345 255 177 48 30
548 We both knew it was only a matter of time before your half-baked schemes would land you here. 1.4229 0.04334 253 175 49 29
549 The lawyer says you have to come up with more dough. 1.4229 0.03916 253 164 71 18
550 The newspapers say you're going to fry. 1.4223 0.04095 251 167 62 22
551 Your appeal was denied. Too many negative reviews on Yelp. 1.4223 0.03936 251 163 70 18
552 No dear, I ‘m positive I told you to leave the gun, and take the cannoli . 1.4206 0.03964 252 165 68 19
553 Well now your goose is really cooked. 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
554 Not pesticide you nitwit. I wanted pesto on the side. 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
555 It's not like I'm asking for your password. I just want your meatloaf recipe. 1.4206 0.04043 252 167 64 21
556 It turns out there IS a law against putting mayonnaise in guacamole. 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
557 Well, it's not as if you don't have time to make it from scratch. 1.4206 0.04159 252 170 58 24
558 Are you still serving thyme? 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
559 ...so it's 3 cups of flour, 2 cups sugar, 1 hacksaw, 4 eggs, and 2 tablespoons of baking powder 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
560 Yes, yes. It was a killer souffle. 1.4200 0.03945 250 163 69 18
561 And yesterday Junior announced he is gluten free. 1.4200 0.03986 250 164 67 19
562 Unfortunately the judge had eaten in your restaurant. 1.4200 0.04066 250 166 63 21
563 Your best chance is to pick out the biggest one and absolutely make him your sous chef. 1.4200 0.04026 250 165 65 20
564 When you told me you 'beat Bobby Flay", I totally misunderstood you. 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
565 Bad news. The chicken agreed to testify. 1.4200 0.03945 250 163 69 18
566 The DA will knock it down to a misdemeanor if you testify against the butcher and the candlestick maker. 1.4200 0.04144 250 168 59 23
567 It looks really bad. The butcher and the candlestick maker rolled over on you. 1.4200 0.04443 250 176 43 31
568 I told you 'Death by Chocolate' was a bad idea. 1.4200 0.04183 250 169 57 24
569 The D.A. wants to see you fry. 1.4200 0.04221 250 170 55 25
570 Oh Hector, I thought ‘cooking the books’ was just an expression! 1.4200 0.04333 250 173 49 28
571 You knew that potato was loaded, didn't you?!! 1.4194 0.04245 248 169 54 25
572 I'm sorry sir, but it looks like the butcher and the candlestick maker have turned state's evidence. 1.4194 0.04433 248 174 44 30
573 Is the money still in the hat? 1.4187 0.03862 246 158 73 15
574 'I've taken 'Death By Chocolate' off the menu." 1.4187 0.04270 246 168 53 25
575 They say you’re gonna fry for this! 1.4187 0.04270 246 168 53 25
576 "I think the recipe actually said to "muddle the herbs", not "murder Herb". 1.4187 0.04071 246 163 63 20
577 And then you said, "What's somebody going to do - call the Napoletana Pizza Police on me?" 1.4187 0.04151 246 165 59 22
578 The police found the victim boneless, skinless and stuffed in a freezer. 1.4187 0.04191 246 166 57 23
579 How many times did he send the shrimp scampi back before you hit him? 1.4180 0.04135 244 163 60 21
580 You should know, I’ve made risotto with your brother. 1.4174 0.04240 242 164 55 23
581 Good news. They've reduced your charges to assault with a deadly capon. 1.4156 0.04306 243 167 51 25
582 The good news is that the judge will allow you to cook your own last meal 1.4156 0.04384 243 169 47 27
583 The four and twenty blackbirds were an endangered species. 1.4156 0.04145 243 163 59 21
584 They are taking health inspections pretty seriously these days 1.4156 0.03891 243 157 71 15
585 I warned you against cooking the books... 1.4156 0.04306 243 167 51 25
586 So when is too much butter a crime? 1.4149 0.04210 241 163 56 22
587 You probably shouldn't tell your inmates you were the Cupcake King. 1.4149 0.03912 241 156 70 15
588 There wasn't a scintilla of evidence against you, until you started cooking the books. 1.4149 0.04371 241 167 48 26
589 The turkey was pardoned, you weren't. 1.4149 0.04085 241 160 62 19
590 Enough about capers, where's the dough? 1.4149 0.04042 241 159 64 18
591 Is is true you were cooking the books? 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
592 That's not what they meant by 'Beat Bobby Flay.' 1.4149 0.04449 241 169 44 28
593 Yes. I made sure your goose is cooked. 1.4149 0.04449 241 169 44 28
594 Accept it --- Your vichyssoise really WAS criminal. 1.4149 0.04251 241 164 54 23
595 The butcher and the candlestick maker have already confessed to what happened in that tub. 1.4149 0.04127 241 161 60 20
596 they still want to know where you stashed the dough! 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
597 I’m afraid your goose is cooked. 1.4149 0.04251 241 164 54 23
598 Apparently, serving Manhattan clam chowder in New England is now a felony. 1.4149 0.04127 241 161 60 20
599 I warned you that those four and twenty blackbirds would sing. 1.4149 0.04331 241 166 50 25
600 The good news is you'll only be in for another two and a half hours. The bad news is the temperature is being set at 375 degrees. 1.4149 0.04127 241 161 60 20
601 I'm sorry. Your goose is cooked. 1.4149 0.04127 241 161 60 20
602 When the reviewer said your food was " to die for", I thought it was a compliment. 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
603 Who'd have thought, 5-10 years for cooking the books. 1.4149 0.04210 241 163 56 22
604 How much thyme do you have left? 1.4149 0.04210 241 163 56 22
605 The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker are pinning it on you. 1.4149 0.04410 241 168 46 27
606 Apparently, they saw your fruit cake and they think it's stollen. 1.4149 0.04169 241 162 58 21
607 Your fingerprints were all over the dough. 1.4149 0.04251 241 164 54 23
608 'Did you really cook the books?' 1.4149 0.04291 241 165 52 24
609 So...they let you keep the hat. 1.4149 0.04085 241 160 62 19
610 Jacques, please don't send another Chocolate Bombe to the Parole Commission. Not helpful. 1.4149 0.04127 241 161 60 20
611 Bad news -- the butcher and the candlestick maker both deny that you were with them. 1.4149 0.04526 241 171 40 30
612 Your goose is cooked! They’re going to grill you until they get a half-baked confession, then you’re gonna fry! 1.4149 0.04210 241 163 56 22
613 I’m sorry Paul, but I’m leaving you for Jacques. He’s a cage-free chef. 1.4149 0.04371 241 167 48 26
614 I assured the lawyer that you can raise the dough. 1.4149 0.03999 241 158 66 17
615 How's the cuisine in there? Haute? Or not so haute? 1.4142 0.04021 239 157 65 17
616 They’re convinced that you’re the one who cooked up the scheme. 1.4142 0.04193 239 161 57 21
617 Nice try, but Trump survived. 1.4135 0.04544 237 168 40 29
618 Quite ironic, don’t you think, that in 10 years you’ll be the one coming out of the can. 1.4128 0.04199 235 158 57 20
619 It's not called "free range" in court. It's called "bail". 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
620 They say you also cooked the books. 1.4120 0.04479 233 163 44 26
621 You seriously want me to smuggle you a lemon zester hidden in a cake? 1.4120 0.04479 233 163 44 26
622 How much thyme are they giving you? 1.4120 0.04090 233 154 62 17
623 They claim you're the one who spoiled the broth. 1.4120 0.04268 233 158 54 21
624 Bad news. The parole board said you didn’t serve enough thyme. 1.4120 0.04311 233 159 52 22
625 Look on the bright side, it was a killer dinner. 1.4120 0.03999 233 152 66 15
626 Does the gun go in before or after the butter? 1.4120 0.04268 233 158 54 21
627 You're being charged with baking and entering. 1.4120 0.04353 233 160 50 23
628 The kids are fine. They're happy they can pronounce the names of their dinners now. 1.4120 0.04224 233 157 56 20
629 I don't care that your cellmates call you "fun" names like Chef Boyardee and the Barefoot Confessa. Your sentence ends tomorrow and I expect you to come home. 1.4118 0.04118 238 159 60 19
630 Alright, where did you put the dough? 1.4107 0.04343 224 152 52 20
631 Sorry, honey. I couldn't raise the dough. 1.4095 0.04235 232 157 55 20
632 Honey, it's an innocent mistake--poisson, not poison. 1.4095 0.04235 232 157 55 20
633 No William, I will not press my buns against the window. 1.4095 0.04491 232 163 43 26
634 Well, maybe they’ll let you out for thyme served. 1.4095 0.04322 232 159 51 22
635 I wasn't being literal when I asked you to make my mother a souffle. 1.4095 0.04365 232 160 49 23
636 The good and bad news is that your goose is cooked. 1.4095 0.04235 232 157 55 20
637 They're saying you did it in the kitchen with a spatula. 1.4089 0.04373 225 154 50 21
638 So what's the food like. 1.4087 0.04170 230 154 58 18
639 No I haven’t told them where you stashed the dough! 1.4087 0.04348 230 158 50 22
640 Do I add the file before or after the butter and eggs? 1.4087 0.04078 230 152 62 16
641 Under the circumstances, naming your dessert 'Death by Chocolate' was probably not the smartest idea 1.4087 0.04392 230 159 48 23
642 I tried to tell you “The Great American Bake Off” competition wasn’t to the death, but you wouldn’t listen! 1.4087 0.04124 230 153 60 17
643 You have to tell me where you hid the dough. 1.4087 0.04392 230 159 48 23
644 Yes, Death by Chocolate did sound delicious. 1.4087 0.04170 230 154 58 18
645 Look, I had the same soup you gave the judge and I'd say you got off easy. 1.4087 0.04078 230 152 62 16
646 I'm the sous-public defender. 1.4087 0.04260 230 156 54 20
647 We’re trying to buy you more thyme. 1.4087 0.04170 230 154 58 18
648 I told you it was a crime to charge that much for a slice of toast with mashed avocado. 1.4081 0.04116 223 147 61 15
649 I always said ‘cage-free’ only. Now, look at you. 1.4081 0.04261 223 150 55 18
650 Say, have you heard the latest one about you? People are saying if you make your own last meal, the execution will take care of itself. 1.4079 0.04419 228 158 47 23
651 You're going to be featured on 'Diners, Drive-byes, and Dives'. 1.4079 0.04375 228 157 49 22
652 You’re telling me the butler did it? 1.4079 0.04102 228 151 61 16
653 They say you're a cereal offender 1.4071 0.04312 226 154 52 20
654 The only way you're going to survive in there is by becoming someone's sous bitch. 1.4062 0.04475 224 156 45 23
655 I know at 350, but for how long? 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
656 So, did you spill the beans, or not? 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
657 What you did to that steak IS a crime and the jury agreed with me. 1.4062 0.04430 224 155 47 22
658 I miss your wiener. 1.4062 0.04519 224 157 43 24
659 Honey, for the kids sake, please just admit you know the Muffin Man! 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
660 Who knew it was an actual crime to serve ketchup with filet mignon? 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
661 I've been seeing someone. On the side. 1.4062 0.03952 224 145 67 12
662 The parole board passed you up, but they did give you a Michelin star. 1.4062 0.04292 224 152 53 19
663 I told you not to get involved with the Butcher and Candlestick Maker. 1.4062 0.04292 224 152 53 19
664 You won't get a reduction for thyme served. 1.4062 0.04198 224 150 57 17
665 I told you, honey, there's no such thing as the perfect crème. 1.4062 0.04339 224 153 51 20
666 I’ve found another restaurant. 1.4062 0.04339 224 153 51 20
667 I warned you that all those capers would bring nothing but trouble 1.4062 0.04339 224 153 51 20
668 How the hell am I going to get you coriander! 1.4062 0.04292 224 152 53 19
669 I'm leaving you for the Dumb Waiter. 1.4062 0.04385 224 154 49 21
670 Do you know your Marinara rights? 1.4062 0.04519 224 157 43 24
671 I have a bun in the oven. 1.4054 0.04271 222 150 54 18
672 But darling, revenge is better served cold. 1.4054 0.04175 222 148 58 16
673 I'm sorry you had to find out like this, but since you've been in, I've been ordering takeout. 1.4054 0.04458 222 154 46 22
674 You don’t think bringing a cake to a baker will look suspicious? 1.4054 0.04504 222 155 44 23
675 Those critics don't mess around. 1.4054 0.04076 222 146 62 14
676 I should have paid closer attention when you told me you really kneaded the dough. 1.4054 0.04076 222 146 62 14
677 Prison food IS the punisment! 1.4054 0.04126 222 147 60 15
678 Ron, look, you couldn't have known about his nut allergy....right? ....Ron? 1.4054 0.04319 222 151 52 19
679 The good news is you only got three years. Bad news is you lost a Michelin Star. 1.4054 0.04126 222 147 60 15
680 On the bright side, the police couldn't believe I got a hacksaw in a croissant. 1.4054 0.04319 222 151 52 19
681 He insulted your risotto; of course he deserved to die! 1.4054 0.04458 222 154 46 22
682 It's no good, Dear. They're still insisting that you cooked the books. 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
683 Bad news: the judge rejected our request for thyme served. 1.4054 0.04458 222 154 46 22
684 Red wine with fish?!... what were you thinking? 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
685 No, I DO NOT have a reservation. 1.4054 0.04271 222 150 54 18
686 I thought you meant the other CIA... 1.4054 0.04412 222 153 48 21
687 I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your lyonnaise. 1.4054 0.04458 222 154 46 22
688 I told you a blowfish restaurant was a terrible idea. 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
689 I think I joined the wrong CIA. 1.4027 0.04330 221 151 51 19
690 You were right. Your soufflé was to die for. 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
691 Yes, I suppose a file would ruin the cake, but I think you're missing the point. 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
692 They said you're looking at ten to a baker's dozen. 1.4027 0.04330 221 151 51 19
693 Bad news. Your lawyer ran off with all the dough. 1.4027 0.04377 221 152 49 20
694 The DA says you’ve had your fingers in one too many pies. 1.4027 0.04424 221 153 47 21
695 Sorry... they're saying life without the possibility of profiterole. 1.4027 0.04516 221 155 43 23
696 Look at the bright side- the review said the food was to die for. 1.4027 0.04330 221 151 51 19
697 The Prosecutor says you're going to fry. 1.4027 0.04424 221 153 47 21
698 I will bake your cake with a file in it but I refuse to use fondant. 1.4027 0.04234 221 149 55 17
699 Don't worry dear, you should be out in 45-60 minutes. 1.4027 0.04086 221 146 61 14
700 I've been seeing other menus. 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
701 I said Chef Maurice's souffle was to die for, not to kill for. 1.4027 0.04377 221 152 49 20
702 Well it looked like flour to me! 1.4027 0.04377 221 152 49 20
703 They say you went off half baked 1.4027 0.04330 221 151 51 19
704 If you plead guilty to impersonating a chef they'll give you back your hot dog cart. 1.4027 0.04470 221 154 45 22
705 The Appeals Court held that you got your just desserts. 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
706 You look done to me. 1.4027 0.04282 221 150 53 18
707 If you confess to the whipping, they'll dismiss the beating. 1.4027 0.04185 221 148 57 16
708 So, do I add the sugar before or after chisel? 1.4027 0.04377 221 152 49 20
709 Sorry dear, but a bad review doesn't make it 'justifiable homicide'. 1.4027 0.03984 221 144 65 12
710 I don't think I can raise that kind of dough. 1.4019 0.04329 214 145 52 17
711 The public exposure charge is your fault. I swear I said masticate 1.4018 0.04309 219 149 52 18
712 They turned down your parole application. The warden likes your souffles. 1.4018 0.04499 219 153 44 22
713 I’m sorry, but they say you’re gonna fry. 1.4009 0.04236 217 146 55 16
714 Will you stop putting pineapple on pizza when you are released? 1.4000 0.04263 215 145 54 16
715 They want to call it "Prison Chef". Kind of a Birdman of Alcatraz meets Martha Stewart. 1.4000 0.04211 215 144 56 15
716 Please stop. I didn't come to listen to your problems. I'm having the Rothman's over and need the recipe to your mushroom barley soup. 1.3991 0.04341 213 145 51 17
717 And you thought that death by chocolate would be a perfect crime. 1.3991 0.04491 213 148 45 20
718 You’re the one who cooked the books. 1.3991 0.04491 213 148 45 20
719 Didn't I warn you about cooking the books? 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
720 Oh, for Pete's sake, swallow your pride and use the "Twinkie defense." 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
721 Sorry, I told the police you were the bombe expert. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
722 You've got to tell me where you hid the rest of the dough. 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
723 How's the food dear? 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
724 I understand that on fridays you get to wear whatever you like but Phil... you’re a dentist. 1.3991 0.04391 213 146 49 18
725 I'm leaving you and taking all the recipes. 1.3991 0.04132 213 141 59 13
726 The butcher’s not talking, and the candlestick maker’s on the lam. 1.3991 0.04185 213 142 57 14
727 But when did using Cream of Mushroom soup in a recipe become a crime? 1.3991 0.04237 213 143 55 15
728 I'm leaving you for the candlestick maker 1.3991 0.04237 213 143 55 15
729 Where's the dough? 1.3991 0.04341 213 145 51 17
730 When were you taken into custardy? 1.3991 0.04391 213 146 49 18
731 I begged you not to cook the books. 1.3991 0.04391 213 146 49 18
732 Are they asking you to make your own last meal? 1.3991 0.04341 213 145 51 17
733 The lawyer says your goose is cooked.' 1.3991 0.04637 213 151 39 23
734 So, where do they have you working? 1.3991 0.04237 213 143 55 15
735 Let's clarify. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
736 You are being charged with obstruction of arteries. 1.3981 0.04211 211 141 56 14
737 Seriously, a serrated knife? 1.3981 0.04211 211 141 56 14
738 So how long do I bake it after I put the file in? 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
739 Well what did you expect Jack? The proof was in the pudding. 1.3981 0.04620 211 149 40 22
740 The next time a customer wants to talk to the chef, leave your knife in the kitchen. 1.3981 0.04420 211 145 48 18
741 Don't worry. I set the timer. 1.3981 0.04264 211 142 54 15
742 I'm leaving you for Boyardee 1.3981 0.04317 211 143 52 16
743 The President said he would consider a pardon if you agreed with his menu suggestions. 1.3981 0.04211 211 141 56 14
744 They're charging you with 350 degree muder. 1.3961 0.04426 207 142 48 17
745 We didn't realize you literally meant the chocolate mousse recipe was to die for 1.3952 0.04380 210 144 49 17
746 The jury has food poisoning. 1.3952 0.04730 210 151 35 24
747 I'm sorry, but literally every prospective juror we've interviewed is on a gluten-free diet. 1.3952 0.04328 210 143 51 16
748 I'd bake a cake and conceal a file, but you'd complain it lacks "moistness and texture." 1.3952 0.04328 210 143 51 16
749 You finally got your just desserts. 1.3952 0.04221 210 141 55 14
750 Dark web, Bitcoin, foie gras...who are you, Pierre? 1.3952 0.04778 210 152 33 25
751 Have you considered what your last meal should be? 1.3952 0.04483 210 146 45 19
752 He said you can’t rub your meat in public anymore. 1.3952 0.04328 210 143 51 16
753 Look inside the cake. 1.3952 0.04380 210 144 49 17
754 You're a baker, not a butcher. 1.3952 0.04328 210 143 51 16
755 Will they at least let you prepare your last meal? 1.3952 0.04432 210 145 47 18
756 We've been playing with a number of names for it. How does "Crime Brulee" grab you? 1.3942 0.04192 208 139 56 13
757 I just don't get it, Stefan... how could they accuse you of cooking the books?!? 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
758 I guess it really was to die for 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
759 Please tell me you used real mayonnaise. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
760 "Beat Bobby Flay" was just a metaphor. 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
761 I took your Killer Calamari off the menu. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
762 You might want to reconsider how you dress for trial—you’re being charged with cannibalism. 1.3942 0.04664 208 148 38 22
763 The goose has a very good lawyer. 1.3942 0.04564 208 146 42 20
764 How many will you be serving? 1.3942 0.04355 208 142 50 16
765 Is it true what people are saying, Harry? Were you cooking the books? 1.3942 0.04192 208 139 56 13
766 You want a file so bad, bake your own lousy cake. 1.3942 0.04461 208 144 46 18
767 Wouldn't a cake be a little obvious? 1.3942 0.04192 208 139 56 13
768 Bad new - Both the butcher and the candlestick maker stuck deals with the prosecutor. 1.3942 0.04763 208 150 34 24
769 I'm tired of being battered. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
770 Grandma says she forgives you for stealing her brisket recipe but the DA won't budge. 1.3942 0.04247 208 140 54 14
771 Serving red wine with fish IS a crime! 1.3942 0.04614 208 147 40 21
772 Do you have any prior confections? 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
773 No, I didn't bring your French double-slotted spoon! 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
774 You can beat this...or at least whisk it. 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
775 You knew he had a nut allergy? 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
776 The victim’s family said they hope you bake in hell. 1.3942 0.04137 208 138 58 12
777 The reviews said you killed it. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
778 Didn't I tell you? The president ALWAYS gets two scoops, not just one. You KNEW that. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
779 Yes... I think this will definitely have an impact on our Yelp reviews. 1.3942 0.04247 208 140 54 14
780 They're saying you cooked the books. 1.3942 0.04512 208 145 44 19
781 So how's the food? 1.3942 0.04408 208 143 48 17
782 Everybody has been raving about the restaurant recently. 1.3932 0.04490 206 143 45 18
783 Nice try, but my mother is recovering. 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
784 It’s pretty incriminating, Tommy. They found the rolling pin in the glove compartment…with your floury fingerprints all over it. 1.3923 0.04065 209 138 60 11
785 You were right, your Boeuf Bourguignon was to die for. 1.3922 0.04521 204 142 44 18
786 Can't take the heat? 1.3922 0.04521 204 142 44 18
787 I warned you that people take the Times review seriously. 1.3913 0.04202 207 139 55 13
788 Looks like your goose is cooked, Henri. 1.3911 0.04386 202 138 49 15
789 Great! Now all we need are the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker to come clean... 1.3911 0.04658 202 143 39 20
790 Ok but do I put the knife in before or after I bake the cake. 1.3911 0.04442 202 139 47 16
791 They said I was resisting a roast 1.3911 0.04442 202 139 47 16
792 They'll grant you parole if you just admit that you used high fructose corn syrup. 1.3911 0.04551 202 141 43 18
793 Make this easier on everyone and tell them the secret to the sauce. 1.3911 0.04386 202 138 49 15
794 Idiot! I WARNED you that you’d end up in Cook County Jail! 1.3911 0.04442 202 139 47 16
795 Just tell me where you stashed the dough! 1.3911 0.04965 202 149 27 26
796 You still have four years left on your timer. 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
797 "Take the cake' is just an expression, George 1.3900 0.04527 200 139 44 17
798 Liver, fava beans, and chianti are strictly circumstantial, what else do they have? 1.3900 0.04527 200 139 44 17
799 So you took the gun and left the cannoli? 1.3900 0.04691 200 142 38 20
800 When you said you'd come up with a way to make a lot of dough I thought -- 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
801 Don't worry. At least nine other people have also confessed to murdering Gordon Ramsay. 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
802 I left the gun. I ate the cannoli. 1.3900 0.04691 200 142 38 20
803 They said you were cooking the books. 1.3900 0.04797 200 144 34 22
804 No, of course they won't let you have your knife set. 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
805 Death by chocolate was meant to be a euphemism. 1.3900 0.04691 200 142 38 20
806 Does the file go in before or after the eggs? 1.3900 0.04527 200 139 44 17
807 Gordon Ramsay is on the jury... 1.3900 0.04472 200 138 46 16
808 'Cooking the books isn't really a defense...' 1.3900 0.04241 200 134 54 12
809 Serving thyme? 1.3889 0.04724 198 141 37 20
810 As White House chef, you actually thought it would be funny if Hillary popped out? 1.3889 0.04832 198 143 33 22
811 At least the jury all agreed that you make a killer souffle. 1.3889 0.04614 198 139 41 18
812 Your lawyer says you might get time off for gourmet behavior. 1.3889 0.04502 198 137 45 16
813 Sorry baby, I couldn’t raise the dough. 1.3889 0.04670 198 140 39 19
814 They want to know where you hid the dough. 1.3889 0.04614 198 139 41 18
815 Upshot is, you knew the lobster was alive... 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
816 I don't think we can get you off. "Death By Chocolate" was on the menu. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
817 I'm afraid the warden said I can't bring your knife set. You'll just have to find another hobby. 1.3889 0.04445 198 136 47 15
818 You were right about the bisque--it did kill the competition. 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
819 We all have our problems, and yours is getting that cake to my house by 2:00 Saturday! 1.3878 0.04356 196 133 50 13
820 They're trying to reduce the charge to aggravated salting and buttering. 1.3878 0.04475 196 135 46 15
821 The good news: Your book is a best seller! 1.3878 0.04416 196 134 48 14
822 They have you making pizzas instead of license plates? 1.3878 0.04296 196 132 52 12
823 I guess the proof was in the pudding 1.3878 0.04647 196 138 40 18
824 I agree with the Times, your blanquette de veau was criminal. 1.3878 0.04475 196 135 46 15
825 California law requires 10 years per ounce of gluten, but we're trying to get it reduced. 1.3878 0.04234 196 131 54 11
826 I said you didn't knead the dough. 1.3858 0.04738 197 141 36 20
827 The kids want me to ask for your recipe for those brownies you make. 1.3858 0.04514 197 137 44 16
828 I told you the mystery meat would be a problem some day. 1.3858 0.04217 197 132 54 11
829 Table 9 is still waiting for their appetizer... 1.3858 0.04398 197 135 48 14
830 Looks like you'll have to stay in for another 5 or 10. 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
831 I told you the gluten-free people were serious. 1.3846 0.04487 195 135 45 15
832 What are you making for your last meal? 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
833 You’re looking at 30 years and losing one star 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
834 Yes, we have one in the oven. 1.3846 0.04487 195 135 45 15
835 Your lawyer thinks that your goose is cooked. 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
836 I guess this explains why your flour shipments always came in at 2AM. 1.3846 0.04487 195 135 45 15
837 Cheer up. I noticed 5 star Yelp reviews for the prison cafeteria since you've been here. 1.3846 0.04487 195 135 45 15
838 Got it... flour, eggs, saw, 350 degrees, one hour 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
839 I have the file, of course--but I figured that you would handle the cake. 1.3846 0.04772 195 140 35 20
840 I have reservations. 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
841 You just had to reveal all eleven of the secret herbs and spices, didn't you Jonathan? I told you there would be repercussions, but would you listen to your wife? Nooooo. 1.3846 0.04427 195 134 47 14
842 Did you have to tell the cops your Bouillabaise was "to die for"? 1.3846 0.04827 195 141 33 21
843 The chickens have gotten a lawyer. 1.3846 0.04487 195 135 45 15
844 Never mind that it was from a mix! Did you get the hacksaw? 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
845 So you’re saying the cake won’t be finished before the wedding 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
846 "They have a critic on the inside". 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
847 Our marriage is down to one star. 1.3846 0.04603 195 137 41 17
848 I begged you to leave the White House last year! 1.3846 0.04936 195 143 29 23
849 You cooked your own goose this time. 1.3846 0.04827 195 141 33 21
850 You're gonna fry for this 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
851 Well, what you did to that roast WAS a crime. 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
852 Margarine! What were you thinking?! 1.3842 0.04253 190 127 53 10
853 I told you not to serve your Death by Chocolate. 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
854 I have bad news. It seems like your goose is cooked. 1.3822 0.04488 191 132 45 14
855 I'm sorry honey, but it appears that your goose is cooked 1.3822 0.04899 191 139 31 21
856 The false advertising charge is bogus---it really was a "Dessert To Die For." 1.3822 0.04488 191 132 45 14
857 It's not looking good, honey. They found the rolling pin. 1.3822 0.04235 191 128 53 10
858 Well, it was your idea to cook the books. 1.3822 0.04426 191 131 47 13
859 The prosecutor is recommending 15 to 20 at 425. 1.3822 0.04669 191 135 39 17
860 Visitation at Cook County Jail 1.3822 0.04426 191 131 47 13
861 You had your fingers in too many pies. 1.3822 0.04669 191 135 39 17
862 I've brought the shank you asked for, you said lamb right? 1.3822 0.04549 191 133 43 15
863 So, putting pineapple on pizza really is criminal? 1.3822 0.04549 191 133 43 15
864 Guess that killer recipe of yours caught up with you. 1.3822 0.04549 191 133 43 15
865 I told you your goose was cooked. 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
866 You kneaded dough that bad? 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
867 As your attorney I advise you to simply do your thyme. 1.3822 0.04899 191 139 31 21
868 So how much thyme they givin’ you? 1.3822 0.04843 191 138 33 20
869 To be fair, who puts ketchup on a prime rib? 1.3822 0.04364 191 130 49 12
870 Bad news - the butcher and the candlestick maker confessed. 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
871 Maybe at least they'll let you cook your own last meal. 1.3822 0.04549 191 133 43 15
872 I still maintain that cooking a steak medium-well is not a crime. 1.3810 0.04642 189 133 40 16
873 Well, when the jury got food poisoning, it should have been your first clue. 1.3810 0.04581 189 132 42 15
874 Is it true what they said? That you were beating the eggs and whipping the cream? 1.3810 0.04519 189 131 44 14
875 But, honey, ‘Your food is to die for’ is just a figure of speech. 1.3810 0.04519 189 131 44 14
876 I’m still confused: are you serving time or serving food? 1.3810 0.04263 189 127 52 10
877 Truth be told, your better-than-sex cake is really only better-than-sex-with-you cake. 1.3810 0.04328 189 128 50 11
878 Let's keep the slicing and dicing to vegetables next time. 1.3804 0.04473 184 126 46 12
879 Where'd you put the dough? 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
880 We're OK...Billy thinks you're spending time on Top Chef. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
881 You're scheduled to fry a week from today at midnight. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
882 Honey it was not hyperbole. Your lasagna actually killed. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
883 Your Tinder bio said you were an Iron Chef, but I didn't realize it meant you were behind bars. 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
884 I see your still in culinary confinement. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
885 Evidently, you weren’t even good at cooking the books. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
886 Oh — I thought you said to make a cake with *phyllo* inside. 1.3797 0.04291 187 126 51 10
887 Well Dear, you gave a new meaning to hell’s kitchen. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
888 It seems the jury for your appeal is entirely vegan Mr. Boyardee. 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
889 Don't cry. We'll sous. 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
890 You served what with fava beans and a nice Chianti? 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
891 I told you not to refuse that wedding cake to those Republicans 1.3797 0.04676 187 132 39 16
892 You might have gotten away with it if you hadn't julienned the body. 1.3797 0.04551 187 130 43 14
893 Yes, but Martha didn't shoot her assistant for overcooking the flan. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
894 Listen, they know it was you who spoiled the broth. 1.3784 0.04710 185 131 38 16
895 Evidently you can't have your cake and eat it too. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
896 You've been sentenced to the electric stove 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
897 I know two critics who will swear your goose is not cooked. 1.3784 0.04320 185 125 50 10
898 So they are letting you cook your last meal? 1.3784 0.04519 185 128 44 13
899 The prosecution intends to contend that the crème brûlée wasn’t to die for 1.3784 0.04647 185 130 40 15
900 For the last time, Philippe, they arrested you for beating the sous chef, not the eggs. 1.3784 0.04320 185 125 50 10
901 Got it. The file is the key ingredient. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
902 I said, 'Leave the gun. Take the canolli,' not the other way around. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
903 Sorry, honey...they got to me before I could cook the books 1.3784 0.04647 185 130 40 15
904 It’s another one of your half-baked ideas that got you in here. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
905 Herbert! Listen to me! That is not what they mean when they say "Beat Bobby Flay." 1.3770 0.04992 183 134 29 20
906 Our lawyer says that you're going to fry. 1.3770 0.04349 183 124 49 10
907 Truffles again? Why don’t you ask me to smuggle files inside a cake, like a normal prisoner would? 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
908 It's funny that in 2018, these things still have cords. 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
909 But did you have to cook the books, too? 1.3770 0.04681 183 129 39 15
910 Russian Intelligence wants to know the recipe of your tomato sauce. 1.3770 0.04417 183 125 47 11
911 You got your just desserts. 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
912 We'll have you out in short order. 1.3770 0.03744 191 122 66 3
913 Still think the “use by date” is just a scam? 1.3764 0.04569 178 123 43 12
914 They told me to tell you your goose is cooked. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
915 Red with meat and white with fish is a stricter law than I thought. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
916 How long do I need to set the timer for this time? 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
917 Your lawyer told me that your goose is cooked. 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
918 I sold Trump Towers, and the kids and I are leaving. How's cooking class? 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
919 I found your hidden truffles. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
920 Well you did cook the books! 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
921 You took your Death by Chocolate Cake too far. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
922 I asked if they would take me instead but they said no substitutions. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
923 So, when you phoned to say you were “on the lamb”... 1.3757 0.04163 181 120 54 7
924 You didn't think to clean the frosting off the knife first? 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
925 Since when is serving white wine with roast beef a crime? 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
926 Well, it was to die for. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
927 No, tort reform won’t help you. 1.3757 0.04308 181 122 50 9
928 I warned you about taking the Death by Chocolate Cake recipe too far. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
929 Well-done steak may be a crime against humanity, but lucky for you a presidential pardon is coming your way. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
930 File? It looked like you wrote filo. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
931 Can't you cook up a better alibi? 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
932 Don't cry to me--it was your idea to cook the books. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
933 You should know a pinch is not tolerated in today’s political climate. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
934 If you were going to rob a bank you should have worn something a little less conspicuous. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
935 They say the butcher and the candlestick maker flipped. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
936 I tried to tell the police it was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the knife, but they wouldn't listen! 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
937 Your lawyer's going with a funny farm-to-table defense. 1.3757 0.04308 181 122 50 9
938 Are you holding up alright? How's the food? 1.3757 0.04308 181 122 50 9
939 The butcher and the candlestick maker want to know where you hid the money. 1.3757 0.04844 181 130 34 17
940 I'm sorry, but I just think $25 for a hamburger is a crime. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
941 If you knew I was coming? Really? 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
942 Things have really changed at Cook County Jail. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
943 Don't they have a change of clothes in there for chrissake? 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
944 “Jeffrey, you do overcook your Wellington. I’ve never felt safe telling you before now. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
945 Well it is hard to believe that you heard grilled cheese as kill Louise 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
946 The prison staff loved the lobster, sauteed asparagus, and cherry tarts! Oh, and your parole was denied. 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
947 Still no sign of the dish or spoon. Are you sure they just 'ran away'? 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
948 No lasagna recipe, no conjugal visit. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
949 Spoke with the lawyer. You're toast. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
950 Watch your back in the exercise yard. The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker already got rub-a-dub-dubbed out. 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
951 You have to quit saying "...or you're toast" to people. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
952 I can see why they might not let you have your knives in there 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
953 Et voila...your goose is cooked. 1.3757 0.04448 181 124 46 11
954 Your meals are so good they don't want to grant parole. 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
955 The story running in all of the papers is that you took all of the dough. 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
956 Don't you 'moi?' me, Pierre! 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
957 You wouldn’t listen to me when I said revenge is best served cold. 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
958 I can't afford your bail. The fee is gastronomical! 1.3757 0.04584 181 126 42 13
959 Who, exactly, is going to bake the cake in which I will be hiding the file? 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
960 You shouldn't have cooked the books. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
961 Apparently this is the lowest rating Michelin has ever awarded. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
962 Actually, I did only love you for your crepes. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
963 Your lawyer called. He said your goose is cooked. 1.3757 0.04780 181 129 36 16
964 You can tell me. Did it really contain gluten? 1.3757 0.04650 181 127 40 14
965 3 to 5 years at 300 degrees? 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
966 ... and don't you dare call me cupcake 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
967 White wine with pork? Oh, Jeremy, how could you! 1.3750 0.04596 184 129 41 14
968 I said “cumin”, not “kill him.” 1.3750 0.04908 184 134 31 19
969 Just serve your thyme and come home. 1.3750 0.04786 184 132 35 17
970 The State has rejected your offer of foie gras terrine to dismiss the charge. You're going to have to put more on the table. 1.3750 0.04531 184 128 43 13
971 What do you mean you "cooked the books?!" 1.3750 0.04786 184 132 35 17
972 Your lawyer says sautéeing the books is just as bad. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
973 Well, you cooked your own goose this time buddy 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
974 Be smart, Marcel, take the plea deal. Forty-five minutes at 350 and you're back on the street. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
975 Really. Was putting ketchup on his steak such a big deal? 1.3743 0.04408 179 122 47 10
976 Seriously, you were cooking the books? 1.3743 0.04945 179 130 31 18
977 I've started ordering take-out. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
978 Listen closely: I "knead" the "dough." 1.3743 0.04751 179 127 37 15
979 If it's any consolation, the critics are calling this the 'hottest spot in town' since you got locked up. 1.3743 0.04751 179 127 37 15
980 There is some good news, The New Yorker finally picked one of your stupid captions. 1.3743 0.04751 179 127 37 15
981 Apparently they didn’t really want you to beat Bobby Flay. 1.3743 0.04479 179 123 45 11
982 The file is easy, but I feel like you're going to judge me on the cake. 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
983 At least they're letting you cook your last meal. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
984 You should've known you'd end up here, David. He was known as the "sue" chef for a reason! 1.3743 0.04337 179 121 49 9
985 I couldn't find a file, so I substituted an emery board. You won't be able to taste the difference. 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
986 Uh, you said it was a “killer recipe”, I thought you were kidding 1.3743 0.04549 179 124 43 12
987 I've got it, gently fold in the egg whites, then add the file. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
988 They're asking where you stashed the dough. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
989 I’m sorry Gaston, but your pâte feuilletée was criminal. 1.3743 0.04549 179 124 43 12
990 They're going to fry you on the chair for 10 minutes at 450 degrees. 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
991 Your attorney says you'll need to come up with a lot more bread before he represents you. 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
992 They say you cooked the books 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
993 Presidential power has gone too far. All you did was overcook his hamburger 1.3743 0.04945 179 130 31 18
994 Well Harrold, when he asked for something “Gluten free, dairy free, nut free, vegetarian, and vegan”, a “knuckle sandwich” technically has meat in it. 1.3743 0.04751 179 127 37 15
995 It does seem a little unfair they rounded your sentence up to 13 from 12. 1.3743 0.04617 179 125 41 13
996 Honestly, I think you took her order for ‘Death by Chocolate’ far too seriously. 1.3743 0.04685 179 126 39 14
997 No, the butcher got away, but the candlestick maker is on death row. 1.3743 0.04881 179 129 33 17
998 On the bright side, the cafeteria's Yelp rating has never been higher. 1.3736 0.04428 182 125 46 11
999 Well, the food out here isn’t great either. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
1000 I should've listened when you said your desserts were to die for. 1.3722 0.04528 180 125 43 12
1001 You should have known it was a Ponzi cream. 1.3714 0.04686 175 123 39 13
1002 Your lawyer says you’re toast. 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
1003 Did you really knead the dough that badly? 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1004 He was drinking Riesling with your Boudin Noir Aux Pommes? I guess I would have killed him, too. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1005 Your free-range days are over: they found the stollen dough. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1006 Well, your restaurant always advertised 'food to die for' and a jury agreed with you. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1007 So, somewhere the Murder Mystery Dinner took a wrong turn. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1008 She had a peanut allergy, Stan. You knew that. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1009 And I bought you new whites for your parole hearing. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
1010 The butcher and the candlestick maker said to say hi. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1011 Maybe revenge is a dish best served room temperature. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1012 Ya, they will let you out if you stop it with the Kale. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1013 You must understand, Death by Chocolate is a dessert, it's not meant to be taken literally. 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
1014 My mother was right - you couldn't even cook the books properly. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
1015 I'm guessing that Take Out is no longer on the menu. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
1016 Be nice. They let you keep the hat. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
1017 'Of course the kids miss you, especially your meat loaf.' 1.3708 0.04347 178 121 48 9
1018 What the hell kind of gang did you join in there? 1.3708 0.04961 178 130 30 18
1019 I said your pastry was 'to die for' not 'to kill for.' 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
1020 I had no idea lousy Yelp reviews could be this serious. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1021 I've almost raised the dough you need. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1022 I told you that was recipe for disaster. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
1023 The bank took the Restaurant, the house and the car. Michelin took the stars. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
1024 Remember the four and twenty blackbirds you baked in a pie? Well, now they’re singing! 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1025 Now, I'm not going to sugarcoat this... 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
1026 It's as we feared. Your goose is cooked. 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
1027 I warned you not to hire Martha Stewart’s lawyer 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1028 You're looking at four and twenty counts of animal cruelty. 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1029 Let's hope like your cuisine, the execution is flawless. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1030 You can't just SAY they're free-range and heirloom... 1.3708 0.04831 178 128 34 16
1031 I just can't go through another one of your half-baked schemes. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
1032 The warden says consommé visits depend on time served. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1033 Honey, I told you not to mess with the vegans. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1034 Yes, this order is to go. 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
1035 Why did you have to cook the books? 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1036 So tell me again...I put the water in a pot, put the pot on the stove...then what? 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
1037 They said you were charged with resisting a roast. 1.3708 0.04698 178 126 38 14
1038 I want to bail you out, but I ran out of dough. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
1039 They're receptive to your idea for a cooking show, but they don't care for 'Bake No Prisoners' as a title. 1.3699 0.04649 173 121 40 12
1040 You beat the eggs and whipped the cream. What did you expect? 1.3699 0.04577 173 120 42 11
1041 None of us thought you literally meant it was "to die for." 1.3693 0.04934 176 128 31 17
1042 You need me to raise HOW much dough?!? 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
1043 You shouldn't have made mincemeat of him. 1.3678 0.04407 174 119 46 9
1044 But darling, I don't know how to raise the dough. 1.3678 0.04699 174 123 38 13
1045 You were supposed to write a cookbook, not cook the books. 1.3678 0.04838 174 125 34 15
1046 They claim you killed Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candlestick. 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
1047 Don't worry, this farm-to-table-to prison concept is destined to be a fad. 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
1048 Didn’t you know “To die for” is just an expression? 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
1049 Is it true? Did you beat those eggs? 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
1050 That's not what I meant when I said, "Cook the books!" 1.3678 0.04838 174 125 34 15
1051 I told you not to work for Donald Trump. 1.3678 0.04838 174 125 34 15
1052 At least the other guests said the execution was perfect. 1.3678 0.04838 174 125 34 15
1053 The lab confirmed that your wild petrale sole is indeed farmed tilapia. 1.3678 0.04555 174 121 42 11
1054 It was the kale. 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
1055 Yes, the twinkie defense was a real thing. An eclair is something completely different. 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
1056 It's in my purse. But I just assumed you would bake the cake. 1.3678 0.04482 174 120 44 10
1057 I’d like to help you out, Philippe, but I can’t seem to raise the dough. 1.3678 0.04769 174 124 36 14
1058 Let's put it this way: Apparently most diners are allergic to arsenic. 1.3678 0.04699 174 123 38 13
1059 No, dear. You are in the Department of Corrections, not Confections. 1.3678 0.04906 174 126 32 16
1060 What did you think would happen - calling it your "killer recipe" at the White House!? 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
1061 This is what happens when you try to carry your bombe onto a plane. 1.3669 0.04491 169 116 44 9
1062 I told you not to use kale. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1063 The judge said your sentence is 3-5 years, or until golden brown and fragrant. 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1064 They've searched the house and confiscated the dough. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1065 When my husband said he would die for your recipe, you may have taken him too literally. 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1066 The police say it was a crime of gastronomic proportion. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1067 So now you're a pastry chef. When's it gonna end, Louie, when's it gonna end? 1.3663 0.04514 172 119 43 10
1068 so after I checked the oven, I then realized your lawyer was only speaking figuratively about your goose. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1069 I told you it was a crime to serve red wine with fish. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1070 On the other hand, this prison cafeteria's online star rating has gone up since people heard you were convicted... 1.3663 0.04438 172 118 45 9
1071 My mother thinks you intended that dish for me instead of my sister. 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1072 Legally, you can't have your cake and eat it, too. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1073 I said “le poisson”- not “with poison”! 1.3663 0.04438 172 118 45 9
1074 When I suggested making our own bread, I didn’t mean counterfeiting. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1075 They found your knife in the kitchen, you idiot, but they still think it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1076 Stick a fork in it, Fred. 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1077 Yes, it was a mistake to brag about your bombes at the airport. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1078 And what exactly does Top Chef mean in there? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1079 So when you told them you cooked the books, they assigned you to kitchen duty? 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1080 You must have known that beating, whipping, and carving your way through life would have dire consequences." 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1081 Is your goose cooked yet? 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1082 The police think your alibi is half-baked 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1083 The Butcher and the Candlestick Maker send their regards. 1.3663 0.05081 172 127 27 18
1084 The cops found the dough. 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1085 You're never getting out. The warden's a gourmet. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1086 I told you that head chef at Mar-a-Lago would lead to trouble. 1.3663 0.05213 172 129 23 20
1087 They say you cooked the books 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1088 Honestly, Armand, I warned you that you would end up here if you kept on with those half baked schemes. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1089 Wow! You were right when you claimed that your creme brulee was killer! 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1090 Come on Jacque, where’s the dough? 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1091 I'm sorry, but cooking the books does not make you a chef. 1.3663 0.04945 172 125 31 16
1092 They're offering 13 years. But for you, they'll make it a dozen. 1.3663 0.04734 172 122 37 13
1093 I've decided on my book title: "They Booked the Cook Who Cooked the Books." 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1094 I'm still cooking everything just the way you did. Except the books, of course. 1.3663 0.04876 172 124 33 15
1095 Margarine ... really? 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1096 They’re saying it was death by chocolate. 1.3663 0.04588 172 120 41 11
1097 I told you your goose was cooked. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1098 Actually, what I said was that you would be less conspicuous if you dressed like a higher-class crook. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
1099 I hid the dough in a safe place. It'll be waiting for you when you get out. 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
1100 The butcher took a plea but the candlestick maker plans to take his chances in court. 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
1101 Didn't I tell you this was a recipe for disaster? 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
1102 But you never cooked when you lived at home? 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
1103 Is white the new orange? 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1104 ‘Stop asking for your knives, it’s not going to happen’ 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1105 Make that to go please 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
1106 Keep in mind that you cooked your own goose. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
1107 They tell me they still want to know where the dough is. 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1108 When your dating profile said you were a Killer Chef, I did not think you meant literally! 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
1109 So it wasn’t gluten free. Is that such a crime? 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
1110 The blueberry/lemon recipe - Did you ever write it down? 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1111 They say you pinched the salt. 1.3647 0.04697 170 120 38 12
1112 The butcher and the candlestick maker are going to testify it was your idea to take the tub out to sea. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
1113 Where did you leave the recipe for the cake with a file in it? 1.3647 0.04391 170 116 46 8
1114 I don't blame you. I would've done the same thing to that Yelp reviewer. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1115 We're trying to get you Martha Stewart's old place. 1.3647 0.04985 170 124 30 16
1116 Your lawyer says it's all in the presentation. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
1117 As you requested, I've hidden the file in a Grand Soufflé made with a base of bouille that was baked at 400 degrees and is served with a drizzle of Marnier Sauce. 1.3647 0.05054 170 125 28 17
1118 I told you, no one likes kale anymore. 1.3647 0.04843 170 122 34 14
1119 You're sticking with it was Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the butter? 1.3647 0.04914 170 123 32 15
1120 I know I should provide an alibi but I'd really like your secret sauce recipe first. 1.3631 0.05096 168 124 27 17
1121 As your counsel, I swear I will not rest until you get your just desserts. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1122 There were too many of you in the kitchen. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1123 So now you discover your love of cooking? 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1124 Did you explain that there's another CIA? 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1125 You invented avocado toast. A full confession is your only hope. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1126 Cannabis cannolis--no wonder! 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1127 The good news is, your soufflé was to die for. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1128 If you do the crime, you do the thyme. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1129 When you said your souffle was to die for, I didn't think you were serious. 1.3631 0.04733 168 119 37 12
1130 Dear, nobody cares that Sweeney Todd did it first. 1.3631 0.05165 168 125 25 18
1131 We're down to a one star rating. They say it tastes like prison food. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1132 Not much happening on the outside except your Michelin rating was reduced to a flat tire 1.3631 0.05025 168 123 29 16
1133 Does this mean you won't be home in time to fix dinner? 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1134 They still haven’t caught the Gingerbread Man. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1135 Yes, yes. I took the gun and left the cannoli. 1.3631 0.04881 168 121 33 14
1136 The candlestick maker was given immunity in return for his testimony against you. 1.3631 0.04501 168 116 43 9
1137 Harry, you are facing 1 year for each of the 4 and 20 blackbirds you backed into that pie. 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
1138 You murdered that steak - don't deny it. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1139 They’re charging you with a haute crime. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1140 Remind me, how much thyme have you served? 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1141 The saw won't fit into the cake. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1142 Vladimir is trying to get you a pardon and a job in the kitchen at Mar A Lago. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1143 So, I guess meat is murder. 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
1144 The Candlestick maker will be my witness. He'll swear it too: I'm not the Butcher! 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1145 You never should have advertised your pizza place as the best place in town to find “Food To Die For” 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1146 So none of it was gluten-free? None of it? 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
1147 Seriously? That’s what you thought “Beating Bobby Flay” meant? 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
1148 Resisting a roast is a serious offense. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1149 I need the cake recipe 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1150 I have told you time and time again. You cannot make Chorizo out of just anyone 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1151 ... I don't care about your palate. The key is coming in a plain pound cake and that's that. 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
1152 Of course they traced it back to you. Yours was the only one-star review he ever wrote. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1153 I heard you're going to fry. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1154 I told you the food was to die for. 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
1155 Before I forget, when should I take the roast out of the oven? 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
1156 I thought “killer recipe” was just an expression. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1157 I said "no salt", not "assault" 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1158 They're telling me your goose is cooked. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1159 For the hundredth time, you should have got your hearing checked. She didn't ask for her ex, beaten. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1160 Well at least it's a 4 star prison. 1.3614 0.04453 166 114 44 8
1161 I'd like to speak with the manager. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1162 The judge said he wanted to see you fry. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1163 That's what you get for stealing mother's recipes. 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1164 "I'm sorry, but it IS a crime to add milk to an omelette". 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1165 I don't have enough dough. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1166 Your goose is cooked. It was delicious. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
1167 He said he'll delete his negative Yelp review of your Duck a l'Orange just as soon as you tell the police where you're hiding his parents. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1168 I didn't know that cooking the books was a crime. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1169 They're saying you're gonna fry. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1170 The lawyer says he wants more dough. 1.3614 0.04846 166 119 34 13
1171 I was hoping for a confectional visit. 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1172 They're not so keen on getting you out but they really want your recipe for duck l'orange. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1173 I'm sorry I put the jar of cannabis next to the thyme. 1.3614 0.04534 166 115 42 9
1174 Apparently, filleting a food critic is not considered a public service by everyone. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
1175 It doesn’t look good….all evidence points to Death by Chocolate 1.3609 0.04710 169 120 37 12
1176 You should have left the gun and taken the cannoli. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1177 Looks like your goose is cooked. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1178 I told you not to try to take that bombe on the plane. 1.3598 0.04649 164 115 39 10
1179 I have good news and bad news. The bad: your parole was denied. The good: Michelin just awarded the commissary four stars. 1.3598 0.05182 164 122 25 17
1180 I told you cooking for Donald Trump wasn't worth the risk. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1181 Frankly, ignorance of the “Employees must wash hands” sign is no excuse. 1.3598 0.04649 164 115 39 10
1182 I told you white wine with beef was criminal. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
1183 I hate to tell you this, but the new chef is better. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1184 I told you arsenic wasn't a spice. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
1185 Bad news. They found the recipe. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1186 I'm prego. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1187 The fingerprints on the knife match the ones on the ladle, spoon, and spatula. 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
1188 I spoke with the bondsman. We're going to knead more dough. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1189 So, you'll be done in 30 but I have to turn you over after 15? 1.3598 0.04649 164 115 39 10
1190 The Governor said no. Looks like you're going to fry. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
1191 They're saying that calling it "Death by Chocolate" counts as a confession. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1192 Listen carefully, the proof is in the pudding. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1193 They said you're going to fry 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1194 The lawyer said that your goose is cooked. 1.3598 0.05182 164 122 25 17
1195 You shouldn't have cooked the books. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1196 Their lawyer says you’re gonna fry. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1197 They didn’t want you to literally beat Bobby Flay. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1198 To put this in terms you'll understand, for this crime you could be in jail for 6 months to a year, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
1199 I’m really sorry, but they said you’re not allowed to cook your own last meal. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1200 “I thought murder by chocolate was just an expression”. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1201 I'm putting ketchup on it, and you can't stop me. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1202 What do you mean, you were cooking the books? 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1203 I'm afraid we both knew what would come of your half-baked ideas. 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
1204 After being grilled for an hour, I confessed. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1205 Well, you knew it was a secret recipe. 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1206 Budget cuts--you have to make your final meal yourself. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1207 Did you use the wrong kind of poisson? 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1208 You stabbed him because he asked for ketchup? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1209 How much do you knead? 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1210 Do I add the file before or after baking? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1211 I don't have enough dough to bail you out. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1212 What did you expect? You got your just desserts. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1213 Bad news: the jury is all lobsters. 1.3580 0.05226 162 121 24 17
1214 I couldn’t help myself, I kneaded the dough. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1215 What do you think about free-range chickens now? 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1216 To be fair, it was a crime to pair the Bordeaux with the mussels. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1217 Wouldn't putting it in a cake be obvious? 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1218 I promise I'll wait for you, but please just tell me where you put the dough. 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1219 They got me for cooking the books. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1220 Unfortunately, Zagat has a policy against reviewing prisons. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1221 Did you really think they'd allow you to get away with putting pineapple on pizza?? 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1222 You left the oven on. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1223 Really? Bake a cake and put a file in it? That's your big idea? 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1224 I told you that cooking the books was a half-baked idea. 1.3580 0.04345 162 110 46 6
1225 After that meal you’re lucky you’re not on death row. 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1226 No one can dispute that it was a meal to die for. 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1227 A wise sage knew you’d end up serving thyme! 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1228 Don’t worry. I have it on a slow simmer. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1229 Well what did you expect when you substituted butter for olive oil in that vegan dish? 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1230 When I asked you to fry the chicken, I was NOT referring to my husband! 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1231 He didn't mean the meal was literally to die for. 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1232 You went one toque over the line, sweet Jesús. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1233 How many times did I tell you to stop cooking the books. 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1234 I’ll see if I can get you some cage free eggs! 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
1235 I’m sure the whole “death by chocolate” thing will be cleared up. 1.3580 0.04602 162 113 40 9
1236 Are you cooking up an escape plan again? 1.3580 0.05001 162 118 30 14
1237 I’m asking again: Where’d you stash the dough? 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1238 Evidently the jury concluded that your Waffle Crab Surprise was a form of assault. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1239 And Michelin took away another star. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1240 Looks like your goose is cooked. 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1241 He said your goose was ready, or done, or something like that. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1242 For the last time, punching a customer in the face is an 'assault' not an 'amuse-bouche'. 1.3580 0.04766 162 115 36 11
1243 I bake you a cake with a file in it and all you can say is my icing is too sweet? 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1244 Are you serving thyme? 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
1245 Well, you knew serving red wine with fish is a crime. 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
1246 It looks bad for you, official verdict was death by chocolate... 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
1247 Dammit Jeff, why'd you have to put the proof in the pudding? 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
1248 The jury has requested an amuse-bouche. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1249 No, all mushrooms are not the same. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
1250 You've inspired me to write a book: LambShank Redemption. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1251 I told you not to change the menu, the President likes his fast food. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1252 I know lots of chefs use bouillon cubes Howard, but you got caught. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1253 The D.A. offered 12 years, but you'll have to serve 13. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1254 How's the food in there? 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1255 What did I tell yo about cooking the books? 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1256 I KNOW you prefer gas over electric, but I don't think that's an option for the chair... 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
1257 You did warn them that it was killer chili. 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1258 I did try to tell you that it was a bad idea to cook the books. 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1259 The airport is never the right place to share a bombe recipe 1.3562 0.04551 160 111 41 8
1260 I told you not to try a french recipe. The word was POISSON, stupid!!! 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1261 They're saying nine of the jurors are Yelpers... 1.3562 0.04551 160 111 41 8
1262 It's okay, you're only in custardy. 1.3562 0.05120 160 118 27 15
1263 The heat is on, they know you cooked the books and stole the dough. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1264 One last time, where did you hide the dough? 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1265 There's simply no accounting for taste. 1.3562 0.04375 160 109 45 6
1266 I'm sure your meatloaf didn't start the riot. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1267 Cook anyway you want; you have a captive audience here! 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1268 I'm afraid they found traces of msg on the wok. 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1269 I told you to study up on tort law. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1270 You couldn’t resist adding a dash of gluten, could you? 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1271 And then I fold the file in, but making sure not to disturb the egg whites. 1.3562 0.04637 160 112 39 9
1272 Stop complaining. This joint got five stars in "The Complete Guide to Prison Dining." 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1273 They say you’re facing six to a baker’s dozen. 1.3562 0.05043 160 117 29 14
1274 What are you serving? 1.3562 0.04964 160 116 31 13
1275 Your lawyer says you're looking at 20 to 25 years at 350 degrees. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1276 My compliments. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1277 I can get you the dough tomorrow. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
1278 I know he giggled, but you can't go around poking boys in the belly anymore. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1279 I should tell you, I've started seeing the Muffin Man. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1280 I told you Decorated Petit Fours called Trump's Penis was not a good idea 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
1281 I told you it wasn't a good idea to cook the books. 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1282 I can't wait; I'm dating the muffin man. 1.3544 0.04758 158 112 36 10
1283 The lawyer says asking for ketchup doesn't justify murder. 1.3544 0.05006 158 115 30 13
1284 "Yes, I brought a file. But I don't know how to bake a cake". 1.3544 0.04672 158 111 38 9
1285 Looks like you're the scapegoat for the new torte reforms. 1.3544 0.04924 158 114 32 12
1286 It's just not the same from the can. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
1287 I told you he'd send you to Guantanamo if you didn't cook the steak well-done and put ketchup on top. 1.3544 0.05242 158 118 24 16
1288 My tastes have changed. 1.3544 0.05085 158 116 28 14
1289 No, I can't bring you your knives. 1.3544 0.04496 158 109 42 7
1290 You probably should have just baked that cake for Adam and Steve. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1291 So, you did use margarine. I knew it! 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1292 Why couldn't you just hand over the dough? 1.3540 0.04528 161 112 41 8
1293 You weren't supposed to cook the books. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
1294 When you said "killer recipe," I thought you meant something else. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1295 They found pictures of you in the tub with the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker on your hard drive. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
1296 The police misunderstood me when I said that you kneaded the dough and it was stollen. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1297 Then, after the grilling, the judge clarified ordering a reduction would be fruitless. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1298 Think positive! It’s only 20 years and it’s not like you’ve lost a star. 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
1299 They’re saying you beat the eggs. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1300 File? Not filé ? 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1301 I've brought the shank you wanted, you said lamb right? 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1302 Have you spoken to your lawyer? I am concerned that your goose is cooked. 1.3526 0.04530 156 108 41 7
1303 I'm innocent! The proof is in the pudding. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1304 I’ve been eating out every night. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1305 I told you your plan was half baked. 1.3526 0.04437 156 107 43 6
1306 Your appeal collapsed faster than your souffles. 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
1307 Is this about your killer chocolate cake? 1.3526 0.04709 156 110 37 9
1308 I warned you not to put your Spotted Dick on the dessert tray 1.3526 0.05129 156 115 27 14
1309 The judge didn't find your "No soup for you" comment very funny, it seems. 1.3526 0.04796 156 111 35 10
1310 Good news! It was just taken off the endangered species list! 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
1311 I told you not not to cook the books. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1312 Please listen carefully as our menu items have recently changed. 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1313 It's okay, they're only holding you in custardy. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1314 Can we not talk about frying? 1.3526 0.05129 156 115 27 14
1315 It wasn't me. It was DiGiorno 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
1316 No, that's not what I meant when I said "killer meatloaf." 1.3510 0.04526 151 104 41 6
1317 That half-star review was unfair, Andre. But don't you think you overreacted? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
1318 I always knew you'd serve thyme. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1319 It doesn't matter. Four and twenty or 24, its a lot of black birds and the Health Dept. won't allow it. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1320 Just because he was a food critic, doesn't mean he was asking for it. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1321 It was a crime what you did to those steaks. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1322 They suspected from the start that it was you who cooked the books. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
1323 Now you know how your "freshly caught" lobsters feel. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1324 Are the butcher and candlestick maker also in custody? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1325 They say they're going to see that you fry. 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1326 I don't care if you prefer limousin clafoutis, the file is going in a plain pound cake with vanilla icing and that's that! 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1327 I told you this would happen if you continued cooking the books. 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
1328 When you said you'd kill for a decent bearnaise sauce I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1329 You are looking at 30 days for beating the eggs, and another 30 days for whipping the cream. I just hope they don't find out you are also cooking the books. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1330 When are you getting out, I have a dinner party Saturday night. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
1331 You're toast. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
1332 So you were caught cooking the books. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
1333 I don't blame them---guacamole on white bread? 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
1334 So what's a good substitution for the death cap mushroom? 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1335 I tried to tell you, people think Death By Chocolate is hyperbole 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
1336 I knew you couldn't handle the heat. 1.3506 0.04563 154 107 40 7
1337 The Judge said he was considering 7 to 10 years at 350F. 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1338 Chef Boy R. Dershowitz has agreed to defend you. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1339 Are you rooming with a cereal killer? 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
1340 Were you one toque over the line again? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1341 I told you to quit squeezing those dough boys 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
1342 Well, what did you expect, using margarine as a substitute? 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1343 So how did they find out you cooked the books? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
1344 But seriously, death by chocolate? 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1345 And while you're in here, the real Muffin Man is still at large! 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1346 The Parole Board stuck a fork in you, and you're not done yet. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1347 It was that food-to-die-for ad that lead them to you 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
1348 You steal one little recipe from Martha Stewart's play book and this is what happens. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
1349 You didn't really think you could get away with substituting margarine for butter, did you? 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1350 Of course I want it to go. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1351 I'm moving in with the candlestick maker. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1352 I warned you about that "Death by Chocolate" dessert. I told you it would be considered premeditation one day. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1353 You're the chef - why would I bake a cake? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1354 Just tell them where you get the foie gras from! 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1355 On the plus side, the commissary got a Michelin star. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
1356 That isn’t what I meant when I said take-out! 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
1357 Apparently the minimum security block already has a very good sous chef. 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
1358 Look. If you want me to spatchcock the chicken, you have to tell me where you hid the cleaver. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1359 My buns are the only ones that should matter to you. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1360 Hello, is this the Cook County Jail? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1361 I told you it was a half-baked scheme 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1362 They say with good behavior and great croissants I"ll be out in a year. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1363 Did you get the job in the prison kitchen? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1364 Honey, it's not your fault there was gluten in it. 1.3487 0.05302 152 114 23 15
1365 "so...cordon bleu is the new black? 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
1366 They found the dough. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1367 Was that a 1/4 tsp of Pink Himalayan Salt from the Khewra Salt Mine near Punjab, Pakistan or the Fossil River Gourmet River Flavored Salt Flakes Gently Combined with Rose Petals, Rosemary and Wine? 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1368 They're charging you with "death by chocolate." 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1369 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Life without parole. Got it. Now, how do I reset the clock on the oven? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1370 Where's the dough? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1371 Your death by chocolate recipe is going viral. 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1372 Your first mistake was relying on a cookbook titled ‘To Serve Man’. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1373 I’m sorry about what I said on Yelp. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1374 You got grilled on the stand! 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1375 The good news is that the restaurant has turned around. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1376 I guess it's not so bad. They let you keep your hat. 1.3487 0.04502 152 105 41 6
1377 So where did you hide the dough? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1378 It seems the file baked in a cake wasn't an original idea after all. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
1379 The lawyer says your goose is cooked.' 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
1380 The irony is you did use caged eggs. 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
1381 I told you cooking the books was a bad idea 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1382 So now you're Iron Chef. Was it worth it? 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1383 I'm sorry I doubted how killer your risotto is. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1384 You're cooked. 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1385 I’m sorry, but I can’t simmer for 20 years. 1.3487 0.04692 152 107 37 8
1386 I told you to follow the recipe. 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1387 The battering has to stop. 1.3487 0.04874 152 109 33 10
1388 I thought you said convection 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1389 Got it - 2 sticks butter, 3 cups flour, 4 eggs, 1 large file, pinch of salt... 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1390 You can’t whisk your way out of this one. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1391 I'd bail you out, but we just don't have the dough. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1392 Next time wait until after Passover before baking the file into the bread. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1393 Just be honest with me. Did you cook the books? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1394 But darling, you cooked the books. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1395 But you said the Butler did it! 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1396 Well, I'm a celebrity chef in here. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1397 I see you've taken 'stir-crazy' to a new level. 1.3467 0.04436 150 103 42 5
1398 To think I could have married the butcher, or maybe even the candlestick maker. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1399 well it should be a comfort anyway that the Coq au Vin really was to die for. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1400 Thirteen?! I thought you said you’d be out in a dozen! 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1401 They say you drowned the butcher and candle stick maker 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1402 And the DA says your broccoli soufflé was even more criminal. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1403 I'm not really waiting for you—I'm waiting for your beignets. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1404 They say you are going to fry 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1405 I know it'll change the flavor, but the file must go INSIDE the cake. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1406 They all said your duck confit was to die for. Then they all did. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1407 How do you turn on the microwave? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1408 I'm leaving you for the butcher. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1409 Your lawyer told me to tell you your 'goose is cooked.' 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1410 The heat is on. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1411 They say you could get a Michelin Star for good behavior. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1412 The children are hungry, but doing ok. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1413 I'm pretty sure they did say you would get "time off for good flavor." 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1414 You’re the chef.... make your own last meal! 1.3467 0.05350 150 113 22 15
1415 Michelin isn’t coming. 1.3467 0.05350 150 113 22 15
1416 They think you cooked up your alibi. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1417 It doesn't look good. The butcher and the candlestick maker didn't corroborate that you were in the tub with them. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1418 Why don't you arrange a prison bake? 1.3467 0.04436 150 103 42 5
1419 Where did you bury the recipe box? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1420 They are building their case around the fact your food was to die for. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1421 Don’t take this the wrong way, but your goose is cooked. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1422 Just be grateful you have good knife skills 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1423 Now do you believe me? Over seasoning IS a crime. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1424 It was difficult in the beginning, but then I found frozen pizza. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
1425 Are they feeding you well? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1426 Just because you have kitchen duty, it doesn't make you a chef. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1427 I told you the ponzu scheme was a bad idea. 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1428 You'll be done in 35-40 minutes. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1429 They know you cooked the books. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1430 Found someone else to butter my buns... 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1431 I hope you're better at this than you were cooking the books. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1432 I’m done. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1433 Yes. I'm sure you'll lose at least one star. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1434 You won't be able to toque your way out of this one. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1435 I told you that cooking meth was not a good idea 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1436 What? They're giving you 13 years instead of 12? 1.3467 0.05350 150 113 22 15
1437 Bad news: ‘Let him simmer,’ the judge said. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1438 The butcher and the candlestick maker refuse to corroborate your alibi. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1439 How much thyme did you get? 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1440 Bail is set at five hundred loaves, I just don't have that kind of dough... 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1441 When your friends called you a killer of a cook, I had no idea. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1442 Your attorney says he doesn’t think you can beat the wrap. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1443 Well, I just don’t think that’s what they meant by “Beat Bobby Flay.” 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
1444 Well you're getting the chair for sure, but at least you have five stars on yelp. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1445 Well obviously, I called it in because I believe overcooking Kobe beef IS criminal. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1446 I told you putting pineapple on pizza was a crime. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1447 This is what you get for cooking the books. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1448 I don't think that's what he meant when he said your peach cobbler was to die for. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1449 I’d like to put in an order for the evening of April 7, 2048. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1450 They’re holding me in contempt for not revealing my sauces. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1451 Oh, yes, and for the death by chocolate cake, Elaine wants your recipe. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1452 It's not your fault. You did warn him that the spaghetti was to die for. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1453 I thought it was oregano! 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1454 Michelin came. The news is surprisingly good. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1455 Yeah, I can get you a file. Is it all right if I use a mix? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1456 It’s just that I wish we had known that food critics could make citizens arrests. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1457 I told you not to wear that hat in court. 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1458 Ok fine, I'll post bail. But only because I haven't eaten since you've been in here. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1459 Now we’re getting complaints from the inmates too. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
1460 Why didn't you just leave the gun and take the cannoli? 1.3467 0.05350 150 113 22 15
1461 On the bright side, we see each more often now. 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1462 How much dough do I need to bail you out? 1.3467 0.05093 150 110 28 12
1463 Didn't I tell you to take the red herring off the menu? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
1464 I am your lawyer and they have no case for paddy cake being inappropriate touching. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1465 We're starving. 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1466 Oh... so that's what the secret ingredient was... 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1467 Ok, flour, eggs, sugar and a file. Bake at 350.... 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1468 Is it possible that you overreacted to the 'no substitutions' policy? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1469 Cooking the books doesn’t make you a chef. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1470 You promised me you would stop cooking the books. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1471 Bad news. Chef Boyardee flipped on you. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1472 This is goodbye, Henri. I found where you hid the stolen truffles. Your sous chef and I are moving to Paris. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1473 What do you mean, you 'reduced' the Saucier? 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1474 So are you you a top chef or a bottom chef? 1.3446 0.05226 148 110 25 13
1475 I told you it was a half baked plan. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1476 Don't you think they'll find a cake rather suspicious? 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1477 The judge says the assault charges can be dropped, but your béchamel is unforgivable. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1478 The DA it's now claiming that you, the butcher, and the candle maker conspired together in some kind of "rub-a-dub-dub" con game. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1479 You want me to bring you a cake? Wouldn’t that look suspicious? 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1480 If no one respects you get rid of that hat 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1481 They say it was you who left the cake out in the rain, annoying millions. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1482 The judge denied your request for kale. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1483 The only things you know how to cook are the books. 1.3446 0.04569 148 103 39 6
1484 Two stars and time served. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1485 You fought the Loire and the Loire won. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1486 I warned you not to stir the pot 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1487 To be fair, the bisque was criminally underseasoned. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1488 All he did was ask for ketchup. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1489 This is what happens when you cook the books... 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1490 If I knew you were coming, I'd of baked a cake. 1.3446 0.05314 148 111 23 14
1491 They said 15 to 20 or until you have a nice golden brown crust. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1492 They know you cooked the books. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1493 I told you not to call it ‘death by chocolate.’ 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1494 Don’t worry I tossed the ratatouille in the river. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1495 You’ll be eligible for parole after dessert. 1.3446 0.04569 148 103 39 6
1496 So out of the pot and into the fryin pan eh? 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1497 Can you go over the specials again? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1498 It was your Creme Brulee that was the killer. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1499 Yes, I moved your roast to the slow cooker. 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1500 The real crime is what you’ve done to my hips. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1501 Well, Dear, I did warn you not to cook the books. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1502 No, I don't think the cake thing will work. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1503 The soufflé didn't make it. 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1504 They're pushing for death by lethal confection. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1505 Honey, I told you not to e-mail that recipe to the Russians. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1506 I think he’ll sous 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1507 Our butcher and candlestick maker miss you. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1508 Vladimir didn’t care for the dessert. 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1509 Loving you was a recipe for disaster. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1510 Mr. Corleone said, "The heat was on and he needed a patsy crook," not a pastry cook! 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1511 I told you not to buy meat from that barber. 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1512 They said you need another five to ten. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1513 I am truly sorry. My cell phone autocorrected my text. I wanted you to find an excellent Stollen recipe. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1514 The lawyer says he's going to knead more dough. 1.3425 0.04394 146 100 42 4
1515 " Anyway, we changed the chef's special to "Thyme and a half ". 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1516 We’ve been over this: when you pay for a dozen, you don’t take thirteen! 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1517 Bad news, I think you're cooked. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1518 I’ve purchased the file. All I need now is your recipe for the cake. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1519 About that bun in the oven... 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1520 How's playing dress-up working out for you in there? 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1521 I told you they had a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to gluten. 1.3425 0.04500 146 101 40 5
1522 Look, after that disaster in the Hamptons this is the only gig I could get you! 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1523 Nothing available on Friday, but I can see you again Saturday at 5:30, 6:15 or 9:00pm. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1524 You never should have cooked the books... 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1525 The good news is you were just awarded your second Michelin Star... 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1526 I’ve already lost ten pounds. 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1527 Honey, that's not what he meant when he said your soufflé was to die for. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1528 Well honey, at least you can look forward to a delicious final meal. 1.3423 0.04545 149 104 39 6
1529 I have the file, but you have to tell me how to bake the cake. 1.3423 0.04835 149 107 33 9
1530 Anything you knead? 1.3423 0.04444 149 103 41 5
1531 Cooking the books, huh? 1.3423 0.04740 149 106 35 8
1532 Dessert, desert ... Poisson - 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1533 This was not the way to go to prove to the food critic you have a recipe to die for. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1534 So I told the nice detective that you saved your special Oil de Hemlock for dishes you made for very select customers who came in after hours to settle up, what ever that means. Was that OK, honey? 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1535 I told you that dough was dirty. 1.3404 0.04250 141 95 44 2
1536 They've got you for murder -- turns out gluten intolerance is a real thing. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
1537 I'm leaving you for the candlestick maker 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1538 Yes...one cup flour, half cup sugar...good...one teaspoon vanilla, a half teaspoon cyanide....OK, now that's where I think you went wrong. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1539 If it's any consolation, they told me you will fry in hell. 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1540 It's not good - they found sauce everywhere. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1541 I suppose the goose is cooked. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
1542 Can't you just knead the Fifth? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1543 I was cooking the books and there was a rat in the kitchen. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1544 And you’re sure they’re all out of jumpsuits? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1545 Do they know you stole Aunt Mary's recipes too? 1.3380 0.04676 142 100 36 6
1546 I told you not to make Russian Dressing for the Inaugural dinner. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1547 I thought that declining a Michelin star wasn´t a crime. 1.3380 0.04676 142 100 36 6
1548 Whatever you do, don’t tell the other inmates you love butter! 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1549 When the Times said your puttanesca was criminal, I never thought they’d go this far. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1550 I thought you were kidding! But I still get two more wishes, right? 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1551 Our phone sex is getting a little awkward these days. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1552 I think you need to dial back the Death by Chocolate recipe. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1553 Don’t you think youcould have chosen a better alias than Chef Boyardee? 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1554 What you did to the broccoli rabe was a crime. 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
1555 Clyde, I'm sorry to tell you this but I've decided to go gluten free while you're in here. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1556 The timer still has ten years on it. 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1557 It might be "Farm to Table" but it's still illegal in this State. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
1558 Did you cook the books? 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1559 You'll serve 8 to 10 courses, with no possibility of profiteroles. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1560 Tell me it's not true Pierre! Tell me you didn't cook the books! 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
1561 Then stop wearing the hat if the guards are making fun of you! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1562 I told you that "chopped" is metaphorical. 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
1563 They did not really mean death by chocolate. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1564 I couldn’t find a gluten free saw in the hardware aisle. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1565 From now on, I'm calling you Chef Boy RU Dumb. 1.3380 0.05372 142 107 22 13
1566 So you finally got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1567 The kids keep asking me, "When is dinner going to be ready?" 1.3380 0.04781 142 101 34 7
1568 Two counts fraud, one count embezzlement – and just a pinch of assault. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1569 When your involuntary manslaughter sentence is up, I'd like you to cater a birthday party for my mother-in-law. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1570 Who would've thought that Special Counsel Mueller's ever-expanding investigation would eventually ensnare the White House Chef? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1571 Your lawyer is still working on the mix-up that you worked for the Culinary Institute of America -- not the Central Intelligence Agency. 1.3357 0.05423 140 106 21 13
1572 You had your cake. Then you had to go and eat it.. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1573 If someone asks to frost your cupcake, just say no. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1574 What's the recipe, Kenneth? 1.3357 0.05609 140 108 17 15
1575 It's nice they're keeping you busy. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
1576 Fugu, smugu,”you said. “ It’s only a fish. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1577 All she wanted was the dressing on the side. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1578 The chickens ask how it feels to live in a cage? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1579 I know Gordon Ramsay was asking for it, but all the same.... 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1580 I told you not to do the crime if you couldn't handle the thyme. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1581 I didn't mean to write such a punishing review. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
1582 On the bright side, how many people can say they beat Bobby Flay? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1583 I'd like to place a to go order… 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1584 One more time, how many parts flour to hacksaw? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1585 You must have known the food blogs would never let you get away with it. Cabernet and Cod, my god. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1586 Remember what Julia said: never apologize. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1587 The reviews were not great. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1588 Sweetheart — death by chocolate is a metaphor. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1589 I followed your instructions, but I still couldn't raise the dough. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1590 Simple. Cook the book, and they book the cook. 1.3357 0.05517 140 107 19 14
1591 I have just one question, why didn't you blame it on the butler? 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1592 You should know that I’ve been having fast food. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1593 They want to know where you've hidden the dough. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1594 Can I get something to go? 1.3357 0.05517 140 107 19 14
1595 Do I even want to ask how the food is? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1596 I’m sorry honey but, as good as your food is, your prices really are a crime 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1597 In America, 'to die for' is just an expression. He was trying to compliment your beef bourguignon. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1598 First of all, your final appeal has been denied. And even more disappointing, you cannot prepare your last meal. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1599 Yes, I know the cake is cliche, but it's simply impossible to hide a file in an amuse-bouche. 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1600 Look, I'm sorry honey, but when you put the peas in the guacamole I had to report you. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1601 Both the butcher and candlestick maker deny you were in the tub... 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1602 How do I boil an egg? 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1603 I'm guessing you're in for cooking the books. 1.3357 0.04373 140 96 41 3
1604 It's more flattering than the stripes. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1605 So what did the Butcher and the Candlestick Maker get, 1 to 3 years with time off for good behavior? Did the jury even look at those guys? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1606 What do you mean, there are all vegans in here? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1607 You left the oven on. 1.3357 0.05517 140 107 19 14
1608 I'm sorry, your lawyer is better in bed and he is home by 6. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
1609 Sorry, they say your goose is cooked and you're going to fry. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
1610 He stole the cookie from the cookie jar? That's it? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1611 The food is to die for" is merely an expression. 1.3357 0.04713 140 99 35 6
1612 Yes, but besides the file, did you like the cake? 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1613 Good, you got the costume. I hid the jail blueprints in the hat. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1614 I knew it. You WERE cooking the books. 1.3357 0.05327 140 105 23 12
1615 What do you mean you forgot to bake the key in? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1616 The Gingerbread Man's family doesn't blame you for what happened. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
1617 I'm here to whisk you away... Get it? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1618 I told you to let me cook the books. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1619 I told you not to spill the beans! 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1620 So...they let you keep the hat. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1621 I desserting you. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1622 I can smuggle in a zester, but that’s it! 1.3333 0.04522 138 96 38 4
1623 About the flour. . .do I sift before measuring or measure before sifting? 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
1624 I've been served. 1.3333 0.04638 138 97 36 5
1625 Cocktail weenies in barbecue sauce for a first course? Honestly, you have only yourself to blame. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1626 I need your cake recipe. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1627 Just tell me, where's all the dough? 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
1628 you really think you're going to get a rise out of me? 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1629 But Maurice, you spatchcocked the sous chef! 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1630 A pea bargain is your best shot. 1.3333 0.05475 138 105 20 13
1631 Your lawyer says you're going to flambé. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1632 I told you not to do it. Pineapple? On pizza? 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1633 No! Really? You think the butler did it? 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1634 The real crime was dessert 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1635 So do you think you'll be home in time to fix supper? 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1636 "Don't look at me. I told you it was a recipe for disaster. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1637 I'm dating the assistant manager at McDonalds. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1638 No, I didn't realize impersonating a chef was a crime either. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1639 I told you it was a crime serving caviar on Triscuits 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1640 You were chasing a gingerbread man through TSA? 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
1641 They say white is the new orange. 1.3333 0.04638 138 97 36 5
1642 I've been charged with death by chocolate -- tell my lawyer that a plain vanilla defense simply will not suffice. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1643 Honey, I swear I thought it was oregano! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1644 I want all my meals to be like it was my last. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1645 A cake 'to die for' is just an expression, Dear. 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1646 I'm leaving you Marcel. Mother was right. You ARE a bad egg. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1647 I told you they take the secret sauce very seriously. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1648 They found traces of truffle on the blade. 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1649 When I said you have to kill the cow first, I didn't mean my mother! 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1650 Sorry Charles, I spilled the beans. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1651 I hear you have flipped for the Special Counsel. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1652 First, the good news. Oklahoma called. They want that recipe for a lethal cocktail. 1.3333 0.05377 138 104 22 12
1653 I'm sorry that this is the way the cookie crumbled. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1654 I wouldn't this personally...He's getting rid of just about everybody in the W.H. these days. 1.3333 0.05475 138 105 20 13
1655 I guess that appointment as "Official Chef to the President" didn't work out. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1656 The lawyer says that for "death by chocolate" you might get five-to-ten. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1657 Ted, he said he wanted his STEAK bloody. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1658 You'll get early release if you tell them where you've stashed the dough. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1659 Remember how I told you the prices you charge are criminal? 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1660 Hey there, What´s cookin´! 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1661 You obviously misunderstood your boss when he told you to cook the books. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1662 It doesn't matter that you dressed up like a chef; microwaving fish in the office break room is still a felony. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1663 Apparently, overcooking pasta in Italy really IS a crime 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1664 I suppose it’s better than being a jailhouse lawyer. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1665 Not sure why. I just have this strange feeling that your goose is cooked. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1666 Vito wants to know where you stashed the dough. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1667 Honey , your lawyer just said your goose is cooked. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1668 I told you that making a giant sandwich and putting it on the subway tracks was a bad idea! 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1669 Ready to reveal your killer secret ingredient now? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1670 You and your Death by Chocolate recipe! 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1671 They found the gluten. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1672 The verdict said, "Let sit 3-5 years, then fry." 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1673 Let me get this straight -- 3 cups of flour, cocoa butter, nutmeg and a hacksaw blade. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1674 "I just need to know why you left the cake out in the rain". 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1675 You were still using trans fats? 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1676 They seized everything, even the sourdough starter. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1677 Take the plea bargain or they could drop you to one star. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1678 I have the hacksaw all ready... when can you smuggle out the cake? 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
1679 If I told you once I told you a thousand times, Arsnic is not a spice! 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
1680 I told you the "Kiss the Cook" apron wouldn't fly in the #metoo era. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1681 Seems a bit extreme for a fallen souffle...... 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1682 The lawyer said you will serve 10 years, rotate and then serve 5 more years or until you are old and gray. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1683 Carl, I’ve heard of joining gangs in prison to protect yourself, but couldn’t you have picked one with a more intimidating uniform? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1684 Hope you fry! 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1685 I told you that mixing red wine with fish was a crime, but you wouldn't listen. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1686 Tell me, Louie, what did you do with the dough? 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1687 I need your cake recipe. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1688 When they said they wanted a souffle to die for, it was just a figure of speech. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
1689 Bad news, I'm afraid your goose is cooked. 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
1690 No. 'Glu-ten'. Not 'Putin.' 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1691 Honey, that souffle WAS a crime. 1.3309 0.05429 136 103 21 12
1692 I can't believe that they figured out that you were an impasta the whole time! 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1693 For God's sake, your boss is a clown and it's just a hamburger. Tell them the formula for the secret sauce. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1694 Listen, Maurice, I need some more dough. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1695 Turns out your eclairs really were to die for. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1696 He will think twice asking for Ketchup again. 1.3309 0.04789 136 97 33 6
1697 I told you that using Velvetta in that dish was a crime. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1698 It's a little late to debate whether "well done" is or is not criminal. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
1699 Your goose is cooked. They're going to allow the blackbirds' wives and kids to testify. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1700 I told you not to steal the dough. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1701 I’m afraid the Judge found that you cooked the books—and that your alibi was half-baked. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1702 You do realize that "to die for" is just an expression. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1703 The prosecutor says the cake was to die for. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1704 The judge said you needed a little more seasoning. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1705 Sooner or later, I sure you'll get used to margarine. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1706 The lawyer is working on your change of menu request. 1.3284 0.04711 134 95 34 5
1707 Your insanity plea qualifies you for the head-chef position. 1.3284 0.05378 134 101 22 11
1708 As it turns out, your bœuf Bourguignon actually WAS to die for. 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1709 Actually, your goose is cooked is the bad news. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1710 Oh Alfred, how many times have I told you not to pick your own mushrooms! 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1711 You got the dough? 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1712 The uniforms were different in women's prison. 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1713 did you say takeout or breakout? 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1714 All they had to do was follow the bread crumbs 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1715 Tell them where the dough is, dear, and I'm sure they'll let you out. 1.3284 0.05482 134 102 20 12
1716 I'm think your goose is cooked. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1717 Could I get something to go? 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1718 No! The plan was for ME to take the fall and YOU were going to bake the cake with the file in it! 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
1719 There's some good news! You won't lose any Michelin stars. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1720 There wasn't enough dough to bribe the jury. 1.3259 0.05646 135 105 16 14
1721 When those critics said your food was a crime against humanity, I didn't think they'd actually charge you! 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1722 Exactly how many truffles does one have to steal to get 20 years in prison? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1723 The White House believes you're the leak about the president's preference for fast foods. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1724 You've bitten off more than you can chew this time. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1725 The proof is in the pudding? But we ate it last night. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1726 Just tell the jury that you couldn't create an omelette without breaking some legs. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1727 I told you somebody would notice the difference between "un plat de poisson" and "un plat de poison". 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1728 Cut the confession Phil. I only care if my cake will be ready Thursday. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1729 You’ll be gluten free in 5 years with good behavior. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1730 Why did you do it, sweetheart? We had plenty of dough. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1731 The chicken's family is suing. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
1732 So cooking a filet mignon well-done is literally a crime? 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
1733 A cup of sugar, two eggs, a soupçon of nutmeg and then the file? 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1734 The lawyer said you're looking at a baker's dozen... 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1735 I told you, a ‘Trump in the Dump’ cake was a bad idea. 1.3258 0.05639 132 102 17 13
1736 Well, the lawyer says you'll be in long enough to make this place a Michelin 3-star. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1737 I warned you not to mess with vegans! 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1738 When you first told me you worked at a high volume eatery, I pictured something different. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1739 They found evidence that you colluded with Russians on your borscht. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1740 "Mrs. Candlestick maker" just has a better ring to it given the circumstances 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1741 Who knew "Oysters a la Trump" was a food crime in Manhattan? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1742 Let's face it. You were 'Chopped'. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1743 After you cooked the books you could have flamed them. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1744 I've got one in the oven. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1745 I'm working on your bail -- but they want the bouillabaisse recipe as collateral. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1746 The DA says your story is half-baked at best. 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
1747 I swear I didn't tell them anything, but they found the kimchi you buried in the yard. 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
1748 Read your tweets! The White House has doubled down, accusing you of using 'fake recipes'! and what do you know about a non-disclosure with Betty Crocker? 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1749 You knew chablis with beef was a crime, but you still did it anyway. 1.3258 0.04498 132 92 37 3
1750 Yes, I'm sure the food in there does suck. 1.3258 0.04625 132 93 35 4
1751 Oh, one more thing...the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
1752 I don't like it either, but if Big Cletus says you look sexy in it, you'd better not take it off. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1753 Honey, 'to die for' is just an expression. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1754 And I'll need that to go. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1755 Hello, I'm your sue chef. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1756 Don't worry. I'm cooking up a scheme to get you out. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1757 The proof was in the pudding? Really, Bob? 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
1758 I warned you about cooking the books. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1759 He wasn't being literal when he said he'd die for your tiramisu. 1.3258 0.04749 132 94 33 5
1760 I'm sorry, but I just can't keep my oven pre-heated for you. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1761 They're calling you the Behind Iron Bars Chef. 1.3258 0.04625 132 93 35 4
1762 I’m hearing the candlestick-maker has turned state’s witness. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1763 Just be honest, did you cook the books or not? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1764 You must've known that family thought 'Death by Chocolate' was the name of the cake. 1.3258 0.05430 132 100 21 11
1765 Pierre, just give them the recipe and this will all go away. 1.3258 0.05536 132 101 19 12
1766 We really need to know what’s in that secret sauce. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1767 The soufflé was to die for. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1768 This will teach you to check the expiration date. 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1769 Your avocado toast killed again. Only you can make it stop. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1770 You should know, I've started dating again. You might know them -- the butcher and candlestick maker? 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1771 Just tell me, did I eat your victims? 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
1772 By the way, honey...your goose is cooked. 1.3233 0.04471 133 93 37 3
1773 When they said you could get one to three I don’t think they meant Michelin stars. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
1774 Your fingerprints were all over the knives. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
1775 I told you not to work in the White House. 1.3231 0.05484 130 99 20 11
1776 half-baked excuses Tony 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1777 The jury was willing to overlook the burnt shish kabob, but not the skewered sous chef 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1778 Are you sure you didn't add gluten? 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1779 Your parole officer says to keep you in at 78 degrees for 7 years. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1780 I know you didn't cook the books. Just tell them where to find the dough. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1781 OK, One more time, do I chill the file before I fold it into the egg whites or not? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1782 How could you have done that, Howard? Ketchup? Really?! 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1783 Your attorney says your goose is cooked 1.3231 0.05484 130 99 20 11
1784 Well what did you expect, Charles? You served them kale... 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1785 350 degrees for 5 to 10 years. Got it. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1786 The cops found the dough. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1787 Don’t worry about the dough. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1788 That really was a killer soufflé 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1789 I guess it really was a killer recipe 1.3231 0.05484 130 99 20 11
1790 So what did you put in the Chef's Surprise this time? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1791 Honestly, I didn't think your souffle was that bad. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1792 I hope you cook up a better scheme next time. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1793 I'm leaving you for my butcher. I only wanted you for your dough anyway. 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
1794 I can get you some dough if you think you'll knead it. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1795 Celebrity Chefs Behind Bars called - you're featured in next month's show. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1796 At home I couldn't even get you to boil water. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1797 You serve liver Jello and expected no consequences? 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1798 Cutthroat Kitchen is just a name! 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1799 Give 'em the secret sauce recipe and you'll be out in less than six months 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1800 You're in for cooking the books, that doesn't make you a cook. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1801 But you didn’t have to cook the books. 1.3231 0.05484 130 99 20 11
1802 I know you're innocent dear, but they pulled six of your knives out of Gordon Ramsay. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1803 So, should we change the menu in five years? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1804 I know you like to please your customers, darling, but the order was for "Three filet mignons," not "Three filleted minions." 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1805 If you plead guilty to beating the eggs, the D.A. will let you slide on the salt charge. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1806 I miss your muffins... 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1807 You can’t keep decking people who say their favorite restaurant is Olive Garden. This is my last visit. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1808 The Sous Chef plans to sue, Chef. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1809 Remember to shiv the biggest guy in the yard and let 'em know you ain't anybody's sous chef. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1810 The kitchen had a rat. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1811 Grated parmesan on seafood risotto? Criminal. 1.3231 0.04531 130 91 36 3
1812 I know was a horrible review, honey, but the meat cleaver was probably not the best way to respond. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1813 Don't worry, I hid the money among your recipes. No one will ever look there. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1814 I wanted you to know I am leaving you and I am taking the Le Creuset with me. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1815 Just tell me where you hid the dough 1.3231 0.05484 130 99 20 11
1816 Look at the bright side, you're finally head chef of somewhere. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1817 They say the shoe print in the ketchup matches yours. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1818 Fifteen to life and you're worried about the mise en place? 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1819 I'll never forget you, Boyardee. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1820 The DA is offering a life sentence or death by chocolate. 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1821 Sorry, we don’t have the bread to make your bail!! 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1822 Martha Stewart says, 'Stay away from the meatloaf.' 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1823 The eggs are pressing charges.... 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1824 I told you he only eats fast foods; it's his way of making America great- hates French anything! 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1825 So what if she thought it needed salt? 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1826 You didn't leave me enough dough to pay your bail. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1827 So that bank job wasn't a piece of cake after all? 1.3231 0.05262 130 97 24 9
1828 So you really did create a killer menu for restaurant reviewers. 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1829 I know, Honey. It's not your fault the President didn't like your Tarte Flambe´. 1.3231 0.05591 130 100 18 12
1830 When they said “Death By Chocolate” they didn’t mean it literally. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1831 Yes, Salmon Creme Brulee is a crime, son. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1832 The judge said your defense was half-baked. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1833 So what half-baked scheme did you get into now? 1.3228 0.04165 127 86 41 0
1834 Okay I'll do it, but if you ask me it sounds like a recipe for disaster. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1835 I TOLD you to stop bragging about your 'killer' chili. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1836 I told you that your food was so good that it should be illegal. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1837 Who eats a meal that is literally worth dying for? 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1838 Now that you've cooked the books, the least I can do is to send you the file. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1839 It may have been Michelin Five Star to you, but they’re still all dead. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1840 I have bad news ... it appears those brownies really were to die for. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1841 We're going to need some more dough. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1842 This time your goose is cooked. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1843 Yes Franco, I know he said your risotto was to die for, but honestly... 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1844 I don’t quite know how to break this to you - but your goose is cooked... 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1845 Okay! you win. You make a "killer chili." 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1846 Hand over the cobbler recipe and your name gets cleared. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1847 You know I didn’t literally mean “Death by Chocolate “, right? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1848 And, since you've been here, the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1849 We know, we know ... your Cassoulet is to die for. No one ever took you seriously. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1850 Forensics found a DNA match on last Thursday's Meat Pie Special. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1851 I told the staff at the restaurant to put everything in the SLOW cooker 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1852 They're calling it the, "French Confection." 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1853 Of course we needed the dough. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1854 I told you to keep your hands out of the cookie jar! 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1855 I warned you the prix fixe was robbery. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1856 When they said ' You are going to fry for this', I don't think this is what they meant. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1857 I guess you won't put tomatoes in clam chowder again. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1858 I think the officer meant "parole," not "profiterole." 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1859 Forensics just analyzed the secret sauce. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1860 We're going for an insanitary plea. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1861 I COULD have married a butcher. Or a candlestick maker. But, NO.... 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1862 All I said was that you had the dough! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1863 I don't care what the recipe said; you should have never cooked the books. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1864 Your lawyer thinks that you've got a half-baked alibi. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1865 Just talked to your lawyer. You're cooked. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1866 They would've voted to acquit if you hadn't used the kale. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1867 When they said out in thirty, they weren't talking about the souffle. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1868 I'm afraid someone's left your cake out in the rain. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1869 And just how do you propose I smuggle in the saffron and cardamom? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1870 You can be the leg-iron chef. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1871 I told you your mother's recipes were deadly. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1872 But Kevin, of course they can order just desserts. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1873 Yes, it is a crime to serve a well done filet. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1874 Honey, the bail is either $2,000 or two servings of your quenelles of pike with lobster sauce. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1875 I didn't think you were going literally 'skewer' the critics. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1876 I need to know, did it really taste like chicken? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1877 Marcel, How could you not be sure of those mushrooms! 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1878 Is take-out at all possible? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1879 As your lawyer, I must warn you that no jury will believe your half-baked alibi and so your goose is cooked. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1880 Do I add the file before or after the eggs? 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1881 Well, I agree with the president, the entree was appalling, even by Mar-a-Lago standards. 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1882 They know you hid the dough. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1883 I told you already. The proof is in the pudding. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1884 I'm sorry, I asked for thyme served. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1885 I warned you not to read the Yelp reviews! 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1886 They're saying life with no chance of escarole. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1887 Was it worth it, Steven? Was winning Hell's Kitchen worth it? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1888 You left a bun in the oven... 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1889 You don't know me, but I was in your restaurant last week, loved the tilapia. Can you give me the recipe? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1890 How much dough did you steal? 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1891 No, I said I wanted the recipe to serve twenty! 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1892 I understand you're serving time for cooking the books. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1893 The children have started calling him 'Daddy Boyardee.' 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1894 Don't worry, we'll get you out of here. Just tell me where you hid the dough. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1895 Sorry, he pasta way, so we cannoli do so much. Lettuce get together on a court strategy or you’ll just be a pizza history. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1896 The whole COUNTRY thanks you, Fritz! 1.3203 0.05756 128 100 15 13
1897 They say with good behavior they'll let you out al dente. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1898 So I guess that wasn't tomato sauce after all. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1899 ...and you have a guest shot on CSI: Iron Chef. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1900 So, I take it she didn't much enjoy the soup. 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1901 Next time don’t cook the books. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1902 I knew your half baked schemes would land you here 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1903 Let me guess. Another one sent the food back. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1904 You're going to fry, Harry, in clarified butter covered in panko crumbs. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1905 The reviewer said your Foie Gras was a crime against humanity. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1906 You should have known President Trump likes his Steaks Well-Done! 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1907 Oh, a file in a cake! I thought you wanted a filet. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1908 I told you calling it a 'killer recipe' was a mistake. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1909 For the hundredth time, Gaston -- no fondant., no glazed butter creme pecans , no grappa-infused maraschinos. Just a simple one. With a file. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1910 I told you it was a crime to use margarine in your pastry. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1911 Why-ever did you have to cook the books! 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1912 When you said your food was to die for, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.3203 0.05426 128 97 21 10
1913 That’s what you get for joking that you are a cereal killer! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1914 The lawyer said that your goose is cooked. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1915 I need some more dough. 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1916 Sticky fingers is NOT a defense. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1917 Why couldn't the Michelin people have just taken away a star? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
1918 Why wouldn't you want to cook your own last meal? 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1919 I told you the twinkie defense wouldn't work. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1920 I'm sorry, mon cheri, but your coq au vin IS a crime. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1921 I thought Edgar was kidding when he said you were whipping up a criminally decedent dessert. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1922 There's no excuse for robbing that bakery -- No matter how much you kneaded the dough 1.3203 0.05195 128 95 25 8
1923 The alfredo dream again? 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1924 Did you really divulge the secret eleven herbs and spices? 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1925 Actually, $18 for a cup of soup IS criminal! 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
1926 Beating people up is illegal, putting ketchup on food is not. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1927 They stuck your whisk where? 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
1928 Honey, tell uncle Vinnie I need more dough 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
1929 I'm sorry, I'm leaving you for Chef Boyardee. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1930 I don't think Michelin will be coming back after this. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
1931 When you said the spinach puffs were 'to die for' I didn't think you meant literally. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
1932 Let me guess . . . Ten years at 350? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1933 Your hash browns tested positive. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
1934 told you not to cook the books ! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1935 It's the candle stick maker, isn't it? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1936 I suppose I'm to do the dishes then, am I? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1937 I bet you can cook up some way to get out of this joint. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1938 They're charging you with bulgary. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1939 Sit tight......I was able to raise some dough. 1.3175 0.04598 126 89 34 3
1940 They'll drop the charges if you bake the cake AND stop asking which one is the bride. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1941 Honey, I don't think calling it 'Chez Big' on your resume is going to help things. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1942 Your story inspired a podcast called ‘Cereal’. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1943 Food to die for? I had no idea! 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1944 I told you the lobster price was criminal. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1945 The cow, fish, chicken and lamb have entered a class action lawsuit. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1946 In the white house no job is safe!!! 1.3175 0.05707 126 98 16 12
1947 I told you he was an impasta. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1948 Do I put the file in the cake before baking or after? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1949 Just tell me where you stashed the dough! 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1950 The clams talked. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1951 So you cooked them a meal to die for? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1952 You’ll get a baker’s dozen to life. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1953 Try not to drop the pastry brush in the shower. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1954 They said no to the knives but yes to the whisk. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1955 I told you, if you can’t stand the heat... 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1956 What about the dough? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1957 It may be tradition but the judge doesn't think the law entitles you to a 13 person jury. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1958 Good news dear. I convinced the warden to room you with a chap called "the butcher." 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1959 I think you've been chopped. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1960 You know that's not what I meant when I said you could "Beat Bobby Flay." 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1961 I don’t know if you can lose a Michelin star for cooking the books 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1962 Cod wasn’t enough. You just had to try the pufferfish recipe. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1963 Are you blaming it on the butcher or the candlestick maker this time? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1964 Where did you plant the dough? 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1965 On a positive note, your lawyer thinks you'll get time off for good pesto. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1966 Maybe next time you'll think twice about whipping the cream and beating the eggs. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1967 You should have been more subtle about cooking the books! 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1968 I knew it was a bad sign that the job as White House chef required you to know how to make Borscht. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1969 I always told you pineapple on pizza was criminal. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1970 Not to worry we found a new chef who is amazing. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1971 You make think this gets you out of making dinner, but you are sadly mistaken. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1972 I should have known when they said your food was to die for. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1973 I posted bail. They'll remove you in 30 to 45 minutes. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1974 You did warn him that the dessert was 'to die for.' 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1975 Where'd you hide the dough? 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1976 So now you have to bake cakes for rapists, murderers and politicians? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1977 I tried fencing your chili, but it's too hot. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1978 I was going to make you a cake with a file in it, but you never did like my cooking. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1979 I told you... you can't put avacado on everything. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1980 Fold the egg whites and cream of tartar into the soufflé dish. Gently press the hacksaw into the base. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1981 Marinating time: 3-5 years. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1982 The yeast is in the bag, Norm, but this is the last time. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1983 How's the food dear? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1984 Yes, brought the file. Where’s the cake? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1985 I warned you not to cook the books. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1986 We warned you, but you had to eat your cake too. 1.3175 0.04458 126 88 36 2
1987 "Death by Chocolate" was just a figure of speech, darling. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1988 We get 13 minutes instead of 12. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1989 I never realized stealing a recipe was crime. 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1990 The guards will get suspicious of me bringing YOU a cake. Got any other ideas? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1991 Do you add the file before or after the flour? 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1992 Well, I liked your killer salsa. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1993 I thought you said the butler did it. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1994 I told you the plan you cooked up wouldn't work. 1.3175 0.04734 126 90 32 4
1995 I love you, but I can't go that long without bread. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1996 Soylent green was never suppose to be a real food. 1.3175 0.05595 126 97 18 11
1997 So here's why I think your 'I am not a cook' defense backfired... 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1998 I see they let you keep the hat. 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
1999 What do you mean The devils food cake made you do it? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
2000 Seriously, did you even LOOK for the file in that cake? 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
2001 No, your lima bean preserves recipe is still safe. 1.3175 0.04313 126 87 38 1
2002 Are you still serving? 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
2003 Toque to me, honey 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
2004 I told you to stop stealing recipes! 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
2005 I can’t save your bacon this time. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
2006 Your plan always felt a little half-baked. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
2007 This time you really cooked the goose. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2008 No file and no cake. The reason you're in here is because of your half-baked ideas. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
2009 Since you wont be out for 10 to 20, tell me where you hid the dough. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2010 Consider yourself lucky. For most people, having to cook your own last meal would be cruel and unusual punishment. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2011 At least you are no longer cooking the books. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2012 I've got it: Three cups flour, two eggs and one hack saw blade 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
2013 You may have gotten away with it if you only poached the books. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2014 I told you NOT to say "The salmon is to die for!" 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2015 Yes, I'm sure. Our oven timer doesn't have a setting for "three to five years". 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2016 No, no. Listen. I bake the hacksaw into YOUR cake. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2017 And you thought bragging about your “killer creme brûlée” was a good idea? 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
2018 Mississippi seems to regard nouvelle cuisine as a crime. 1.3150 0.04704 127 91 32 4
2019 They said you'd be here for 20 to life or until your skin looked golden brown. 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
2020 Now we know --- there is taste police. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
2021 Turns out your cake really was to die for. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
2022 Try and think of it as a "baker's dozen" years. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
2023 Does the file come before or after the paprika? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2024 No, I can't bring you a file with a cake in it. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2025 ...because he LIKES it "well done" -- he thinks it's a compliment. And he's the PRESIDENT. That's why. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2026 I have a bun in the oven. It's yours. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2027 When I said to make a killer pasta, that's not what I meant. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
2028 Oh, now you want me to bake a cake 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2029 Take that hat off Walter, you aren't fooling anyone. They know exactly what kind of cook you are. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
2030 The warden informed me you are going to do some serious thyme. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
2031 Looks like they charged you with cooking the books. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
2032 I told you not to beat the eggs. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
2033 10-20 years? At 350 degrees? 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2034 Stick a fork in it, you're done. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
2035 I tried to tell you, but you refused to listen. 'It's a metaphor,' I said. 'Your Chocolate Mousse is to die for' is just a metaphor. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2036 But there is some good news. Hannibal Lecter has endorsed your cookbook. 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
2037 Michelin is taking away one of your stars. The pointy one you killed Charles with. 1.3145 0.04772 124 89 31 4
2038 I'll admit that the heist was a half-baked idea from the start, Gladys. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
2039 I'm surviving, but I'm afraid I can't say the same for the sourdough starter. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
2040 You're doing serious thyme in there. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
2041 Turns out it was a typo. It was supposed to say kale. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
2042 Try telling them you’re a chef instead of you knead the dough 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
2043 Darling, it’s pheasant under glass. Not peasant. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2044 Honey, just answer their question - where’s the beef? 1.3115 0.04668 122 87 32 3
2045 They’re now saying it had gluten AND peanuts in it. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2046 I told you not to let that Gordon Ramsay get under your skin! 1.3115 0.04668 122 87 32 3
2047 As your lawyer, I must warn you that no jury will believe your half-baked alibi and so you’re probably going to fry. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2048 Does the size of the file affect the temperature setting? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2049 So all of a sudden you CAN cook. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2050 Life at home is a nightmare! There are a dozen jars that I can't get opened. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2051 I can get you out in 27-32 minutes. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2052 I told you to keep your hands out of the dough! 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2053 Again, I put the file in after the cake is baked--not into the batter? 1.3115 0.04668 122 87 32 3
2054 If I knew it would come to this, I never would have left that Yelp review. 1.3115 0.04520 122 86 34 2
2055 Beat, batter and a salt 1.3115 0.05712 122 95 16 11
2056 The parole board said you have to serve the full baker's dozen. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
2057 I am so sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Pluto is no longer a planet 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2058 So, where’s the dough ? 1.3115 0.05712 122 95 16 11
2059 If there is a next time, maybe you'll read the damn recipe. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2060 I was afraid this would happen. I knew you'd go stir crazy in there. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
2061 I think your recipe for "Death By Chocolate" worked a little too well... 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2062 Ok, I'll try—but you do know how hard it is to hide a chisel in a mille feuille. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
2063 Sorry about my testimony, but would you remind me about the recipe for mushroom risotto? 1.3115 0.05712 122 95 16 11
2064 I hope you've learned, Maurice, that even if it's not a felony you can still be jailed for a torte. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2065 Oh Gordon, why did you have to do it? All he asked was for a well-done steak. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2066 When I asked you to make your killer T-bones, I wasn't being literal. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2067 I know you're innocent but you have to admit it's exciting to have a Michelin-starred prison in town now. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2068 Suggesting the Pinot Gris with the Beef Bourguignon was just criminal! 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2069 Well, you did say you came up with a killer dish. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2070 It doesn't work if you smuggle a cake Out. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2071 And you thought you wouldn't get caught using cream of mushroom soup in your sauce? 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2072 You went too far with the Sleeping with the fishes Menu! 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
2073 I know this is all my fault, and I'm so sorry you're in here, but to be fair the creme brulee really was 'so good it should be illegal.' 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2074 Yes. I labeled the cyanide bottle as cinnamon. It's so much easier to spell! 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2075 You told me it was oregano. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2076 What made you serve red wine with fish? 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2077 I told you that the President would not eat crow. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2078 Bad news. The prosecutor has two witnesses who say it was not organic, free-range chicken. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2079 On the bright side, I get big laughs when I tell people you're in stir. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2080 The lobster is willing to testify that you put him the pot on purpose. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
2081 Your lawyer says the idea for your appeal is half-baked. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2082 They found the Turducken 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2083 It's better than making license plates. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
2084 Well you did cook the books! 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2085 This a half baked conversation. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2086 The man I married would have baked his own cake with a file in it. 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
2087 I buried the carrots. They'll never find them. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2088 Oh Francois, when Edna said your soufflé was to die for, she was speaking metaphorically. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2089 We were never after you, Jean Luc--it's the sommelier. Rat him out and you walk. And just so you don't end up like the busboy, we'll toss in witness protection. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2090 It seems that Mr. Trump did not like your 'Chef's Surprise' after all. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
2091 They said your chocolate soufflé was so good it should be illegal. 1.3115 0.04811 122 88 30 4
2092 You can take the hat off. You're in the cooler now. 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2093 Please tell me you didn’t serve Pinot Gris with beef. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2094 What kind of a cool villain name is "The Chef". It's no wonder the other villains make fun of you. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2095 "I said "knead the dough,' not 'need the dough.'' 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2096 In retrospect, it probably wasn't such a good idea to spike the White House dinner lasagna with laxatives. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2097 So, are you somebody's sous chef in there? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2098 I just hope that you are not cooking up another half-baked idea! 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2099 I'm sorry honey, but I'm afraid ICE just doesn't understand why you are running a 'French' restaurant. 1.3115 0.05216 122 91 24 7
2100 Why did you have to stir up so much trouble? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
2101 Your lawyer called. He said your goose is cooked. 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
2102 Not one bad Yelp review since you’ve been assigned to making their “last meal.” 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
2103 The butler is saying you did it. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2104 You deserve to be in there considering how much truffle oil you used. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
2105 I TOLD you your Death By Chocolate would get you in trouble. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
2106 I mailed 168 get well cards for you. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2107 The judge will reduce the charge to assault and bakery. 1.3083 0.04704 120 86 31 3
2108 Once they found the proof in the pudding, your goose was cooked. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
2109 You should have taken the gun and left the cannoli! 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2110 No, they ordered the fillet medium well, what choice did you have? 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
2111 I don't have enough dough to bail you out. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2112 Don't worry, we'll get you off for thyme served. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2113 Sorry, but apparently you were one toque over the line. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2114 You thought you were being ironic but the police took 'Death by Chocolate' as a confession. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2115 I see you're blending right in. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2116 It doesn’t matter if the cake is store bought or home made. You can use the file anyway 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2117 Your Coq Au Vin is to die for wasn’t meant literally 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2118 Bad news -- the prosecution's figured out you're really Col. Mustard. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2119 Apparently 'Death by Chocolate' is not what you thought it was, dear. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2120 Keep things under your hat is just an expression, dear. That’s how you got into this mess. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2121 It was the butler in the pantry with the pickle . . . 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2122 You've been charged with cooking the books. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2123 I warned you to use your knife skills for good. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2124 Your cellmate wants you to cook a candlelight dinner for the two of you? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2125 Next time, can you bring me my knives? 1.3083 0.04233 120 83 37 0
2126 We're pretty hungry. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2127 NOW you tell me you're the Hamburglar?! 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2128 The laws around gluten-free are very strict in California. You are looking at life. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2129 I told you not to make those “killer meatballs,” didn’t I? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2130 Well, you did steal Grandma’s Secret recipe. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2131 Prison farm to table? Tres boho, retro and eco. But be smart -- if someone wants to use ketchup, let them. And don't get into an argument over appropriate beverage pairings. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2132 I told you this would happen if you keep cooking the books. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2133 Do I add the file before or after the eggs? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2134 At least you didn't lie about being a killer cook. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2135 . . . and your agent says he'll put your Recipe for Success on the back burner till you get out. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2136 I'm leaving you for a guy with more dough. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2137 Think you could get a dozen napoleons past the guards for bridge club Wednesday? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2138 The file is in the soufflé ... 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2139 Good news, your new cellmate is a butcher. No wait, he’s called The Butcher. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2140 What do you mean you put pineapple on the pizza? 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2141 That's not what bun in the oven means. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2142 Now I get why you’re recommending takeout 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2143 So it seems the police didn't appreciate the humor in putting Exlax in the donut glaze. 1.3083 0.04704 120 86 31 3
2144 I'm really sorry I mixed up the coke and the flour. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2145 I'm placing my order for the spring of 2028 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2146 I'm assuming you want me to place an order to go. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2147 Where did you leave the good scissors? 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2148 The jury wants your recipe for quiche Lorraine. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2149 They said your soufflé was to die for 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2150 I guess I misunderstood when you told me you worked for the C.I.A. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2151 On the bright side, chances are you will get time off for gouda behavior. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2152 I think you and your tarts know why I'm here. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2153 Yes, I did turn off the oven. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2154 You said you wanted to bake cakes... you never said anything about people. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2155 Apparently Chef Boyardee has an airtight alibi. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2156 You're going to say that Mr Mustard did it with the meat cleaver 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2157 To die for is just a saying 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2158 You shouldn’t have held the judge’s request for ketchup in contempt. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2159 Maybe you shouldn't have called it "Killer" chocolate cake. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2160 I am having doubts that you are really "away" at culinary school. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2161 They’re saying five years...three for good soufflé. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2162 If you say gluten free, it needs to be gluten free. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2163 I'll try, but baking's not my thing. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2164 I see your unsavory behavior finally caught up with you 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2165 You've been Chopped. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2166 I'am afraid your goose is cooked Dominic. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2167 Things are not looking good--the butcher and candlestick maker got knavery in the first degree. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2168 I can't find the carving knife. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2169 Well, they're saying that cooking a well-done steak should be a crime. 1.3083 0.04704 120 86 31 3
2170 I just don't have the bread to get you out.. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2171 Because to him I'm "the special," not "the usual"--that's why! 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2172 Bake you a cake with a file in it? I married you because I couldn't cook! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2173 I thought "sue chef" was just a joke. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2174 The lawyer says you have a good shot if we can prove you framed by the butcher and the candlestick maker. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
2175 I told you not to engrave your initials on your knives. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2176 I warned you, Bill. You don't put ketchup on a Chicago dog. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2177 We were so proud--we thought they said you'd become a mafia chief. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2178 Give me your recipe for coq au vin or I tell the Warden what’s in the chili. 1.3083 0.05525 120 92 19 9
2179 First couple of tries the gun exploded in the oven inside the cake ..... 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2180 First the mushrooms, then the blowfish, and now this. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
2181 The warden wants you to cater the hostage standoff. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
2182 I met someone, Alec, and he's not like you. He's a patissier. A real one. I'm afraid this is au revoir. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
2183 Think of it as poetic justice: serving time instead of thyme. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2184 I’m sorry sweetie. The police came by and took all the dough. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2185 It was in the pudding. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
2186 They say you're going to be in here for 45 minutes to life. 1.3077 0.04616 117 83 32 2
2187 Wait, was that "file a tort" or "file in a torte"? 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
2188 Is the money still in the hat? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
2189 You're toast. They found the recipe for your Crime Brulee. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
2190 OK. But how's the food? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
2191 You knew what you were getting into when you put pineapple on that pizza. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
2192 I don’t bake and I don’t file. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
2193 It doesn't look good-- the autopsy confirms it was Death by Chocolate. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2194 I told you a baker's dozen is thirteen not eleven. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
2195 Your lawyer is withdrawing from the case. It didn’t agree with him. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
2196 Well, you should have known it was your own goose. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2197 Sorry, you're not getting a rise outta me anymore 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2198 If you give up the secret recipe they'll let you go! 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2199 i'm telling you what I told the judge, the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2200 I just said I find it ironic ... from Iron Chef to a chef in irons! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2201 Of course I can put a hacksaw in the cake, but I can't make any promises about cardamom and lavender 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2202 I'm really trying to get you out but they don't cut any slack for egg beaters. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2203 You made a killer quiche 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2204 The Police Said it Was Death by Chocolate 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2205 Well, now you know what the 'Chef's Surprise' is. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2206 You say the jury misunderstood your use of the word "stollen"? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2207 You always said your food” was to die for.” But I never took you literally! 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2208 I’ve had your Bolognese, and no it’s not worthy of a conjugal visit. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2209 What, the butler did it? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2210 So, it turns out that well done filet really IS a crime. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2211 They let you wear that in jail? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2212 Well all I can say is this is your just deserts... 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2213 Darling, I'm afraid your goose is cooked. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2214 Did the jury really need to know that your croquembouche is to die for? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2215 Honey, I found the file, but cannot find the recipe to the darned cake. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2216 The lawyer says your case is cut and dry, like your steak. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2217 So your saying you simply cut the cheese. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
2218 I'd like a reservation for Friday in 5 to 10 years. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2219 This marriage is over. You just don't cut the mustard anymore. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2220 Cheer up. Michelein ignores harassment charges. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2221 This time you really cooked your goose. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2222 Just admit it - that soufflé was a crime. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2223 I told you there was a rat in your kitchen 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2224 I warned you, Andre, about one toque over the line. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2225 When I said you could cook anything you liked, I didn't mean you could cook the books. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2226 Just tell them where the dough is and you’ll be free to go. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2227 Perhaps you shouldn't have taken 'murder by chocolate' quite so seriously. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2228 I can tell by the look in your eye, you're upset I forgot it was Role-Play Tuesday 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2229 I'm not allowed to give you any dough. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2230 No, "Some chef you are, you couldn't even cook the books." 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2231 They said your Mexican-Scandinavian fusion was a crime. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2232 Lately just a lot of cereal, why? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2233 The Food Network called. They turned down your "Cooking Without Knives" show idea. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2234 I can plead it down to lambslaughter. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2235 Mother wss actually poisoned by the fish at Chez Henri's, but I thought it would hurt your feelings if you knew she ate there. . 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2236 They found out your Black French truffles were actually cheap Chinese fakes. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2237 I wasn’t able to raise the dough to make bail. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2238 Michelin just gave you 1 to 3 stars. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2239 Well, Mr. Meyer, it appears they thought your testimony was baloney. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2240 I'll let you get back to serving thyme. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2241 Stealing is stealing and that was MY snickerdoodle recipe! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2242 C’mon, Leo — where’d you stash the dough? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2243 I don't think a sous-chef can really help you now. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2244 Why do you let the Girl Scouts get to you? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2245 Dear, I don't think you were supposed to take literally that recipe for Death By Chocolate Cake. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2246 So, yes, it turns out that even suggesting humble pie for a White House dinner is against the law. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2247 I can't wait; I'm going to Blue Apron. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2248 Mom calls you "breadloser" 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2249 Don't ask me for help. I'm not the one who kneaded the dough! 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2250 So, what's cookin'? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2251 Did you really think you were going to get away with beating those eggs and whipping that cream!? 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2252 When you said you would "cook his goose" I thought you meant, for dinner.... 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2253 So dull they won't cut butter. Well, I guess there might be a reason for that! 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2254 Table five is still waiting for their appetizer. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2255 I warned you to stop beating the egg whites. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2256 Geez, Pierre, I told you using that online class to learn how to serve Blowfish wasn't the best idea. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2257 I told you the flambe defense doesn't work for warehouses. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2258 What can I tell you? This is California. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
2259 Am I suppose to place an order or are you? 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
2260 Guess you over-cooked the books huh? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
2261 If you had just admitted you didn't know what gluten was 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2262 They indicted your ham sandwich. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2263 I told you that the TSA would have no sense of humor about anything you said was stöllen in your bag. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2264 If you give the judge the tiramisu recipe he'll let you out. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2265 So, how’s the food in there? 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2266 What's the charge? Death by chocolate? 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
2267 "Your book is headed to Broadway: 'Salmonella the Musical'". 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2268 You just had to have those Japanese knives. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
2269 You took "Death By Chocolate" dessert too literally. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2270 You must let the prosecution grill you, or your goose is cooked. So simmer down, and we'll beat this case. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2271 Bad news--your lawyer says your cooked. 1.3025 0.05792 119 94 14 11
2272 The bad news is the lobster decided to bring charges. The good news is he was delicious. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
2273 Well, what you did to the sauce was criminal! 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2274 The judge said that what you did to that fish was a crime. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
2275 I've got the dough. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
2276 They say no parole until I get the beshemel sauce right 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2277 I think you took that idea of 'a meal to die for' just a tad too literally. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
2278 My mother told me to never trust a skinny chef, but I didn't listen. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
2279 Steak well done? With ketchup? What were you thinking? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2280 So.. after you separate the yolks from the egg whites, what's next?.. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
2281 I said, "Wear a disguise", not a costume! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2282 Guess you won't short me on the canapés next time, will you, Pierre? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2283 Did you substitute margarine again? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2284 So what hair-brained scheme are you cooking up now? 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
2285 It's a fair deal, just tell me where you hid my mother's recipes, and I'll testify on your behalf. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2286 You had to brag about the "killer chocolate cake"! 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
2287 Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2288 They’re never going to believe the soufflé just fell. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2289 Food poisoning, again? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2290 Unfortunately, no one wanted to actually die for your soufflé. 1.3017 0.04617 116 83 31 2
2291 When I said "They should arrest the chef for this" I was joking 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2292 OK, so you are a chef. But your profile says you're 6'3" and slim. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2293 I warned you that cooking with all that butter was a death sentence 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2294 Well I miss you. I miss your smile, but mostly I miss your pecan pie. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2295 Who knew that the statement “he makes a killer meatloaf” could have legal implications? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2296 Your lawyer said you may get a reduced sentence to a bakers dozen. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2297 I told you putting mayonnaise on kale is criminal. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2298 That was your secret ingredient? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2299 #thymesup 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2300 So there really were too many cooks IN the soup? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2301 When I said your idea to rob a bank was half-baked, it wasn't meant as a compliment. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2302 No, we don't have enough dough to make bail. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2303 They found your finger prints on the knife, and the cutting board, the whisk, and the saucepan. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2304 Well, so much for your killer menu! 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2305 I’m happy to bake a file into the cake, but I don’t see the point of the bittersweet chocolate ganache. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2306 Don't worry, dear. The proof is in the pudding. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2307 Sorry honey. When I said you were a killer chef, they took me literally. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2308 Your lawyer doesn't think a jury will agree that it was a justifiable homicide because the victim asked for ketchup. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2309 Well I WARNED you that it's a crime to put ketchup on spaghetti. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2310 Sure, I kneaded the dough, but that does not prove anything. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2311 Can you request cage-free? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2312 Really? You hid it in pudding? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2313 "Just keep your head down, and do your thyme". 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2314 I warned you not to serve Death by Chocolate. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2315 Sorry Bob - I have another bun in the oven 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2316 I knew your creme brûlée would get you into trouble one day. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2317 I told you not to try and cook the books! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2318 Your killer souffle' got you into trouble this time. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2319 Wait till I buy the file. Then you can tell me how to bake a cake. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2320 The Cornish Game Hens have filed #MeToo charges. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2321 They say the soup was to die for, but that you murdered the steak. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2322 I said, “ ‘Please torch the Creme Brûlée’ not my mother.” 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2323 My son asked me to tell you that he really prefers his sandwiches lightly toasted with the crust trimmed off. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2324 Don't lie to me Herbert, I know you are cooking up something. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2325 Puhleez! If you knew I were coming you'd have baked a cake? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2326 You're a chef, Charlie. You cook the food not the books. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2327 They say you've been charged for a salt and battering 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2328 I hid the knives like you asked. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2329 I told you it wasn't oregano,but you wouldn't listen. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2330 I couldn't raise the dough to bail you out. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2331 It's just the warden's idea of fun when you're in for 'Cooking the Books' 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2332 Your lawyer wants you to plea Nolo Consomme'. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2333 It wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to make a killer dessert! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2334 Your lawyer says you're facing hard thyme. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2335 I told you not to cook the books . . . 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2336 Howard, you shouldn't get so upset when your soufflé doesn't rise. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2337 They say your goose is cooked. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2338 When the getaway car was late, I knew we were toast. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2339 On the bright side, your street cred's now up there with Bourdain. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2340 Did you explain that you’re a cook, not a crook? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2341 But making your soufflé fall was still no reason to stab him. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2342 I guess you were right when you said the heist would be a cake walk. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2343 If you return the star you'll get parole. Think of our children. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2344 Why do you need a saw to cut a cake? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2345 The lawyer told me that you've cooked your goose. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2346 I told you that your cooking was a federal offense! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2347 They found the dough you stole! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2348 They confiscated the immersion blender, but they didn't find the whisk. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2349 Everyone knew he was dirty! You should never have admitted you knew the Muffin Man. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2350 I warned you about making the devil's food cake. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2351 Meat IS murder... 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2352 You were incarcerated for stealing the dough? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2353 I'm sorry Harold, that soufflé collapsed a long time ago. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2354 No, the food critic's review wasn't the kindest, but I guess you can chalk that up to the stomach pump thing. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2355 I told you here in Amerika you can’t poison your critics. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2356 In America, you serve the salad before the entrée. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2357 ...Plus, they're also going to sous you. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2358 Did you tell them it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candle Stick? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2359 The cake wasn't moist enough to insert the file. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2360 It's spelled B-O-M-B-E 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2361 Cancel my order. I can't wait anymore. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2362 I just couldn't wait any longer Harry. You know how I am. I need someone who can peel my potatoes, steam my clams and warm my cockles. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2363 We're running out of dough, Fred ! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2364 Our lawyer says you’re looking at eight to ten at four hundred degrees. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2365 Where did you hide the file-in-the-cake recipe? 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2366 I just want you to know, it was the best foie gras I ever had. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2367 Don't worry, I've scheduled an appearance for you in food court next week. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2368 I thought your cooking was only sinful. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2369 Based on what your attorney is telling me, they’re definitely going to sous you. 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2370 This could all be over if you would just tell them your secret blend of herbs and spices. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2371 So, how's the Iron Bars Chef doing? 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2372 Good News. Guinness confirms you're the only one with four stars and four years. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2373 All anyone wants is avocado toast. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2374 And........table six said the fish was overcooked 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2375 Sorry Fred, I've moved on to the Candlestick maker. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2376 I am sorry my love, but there is no greater crime than impersonating a chef in France. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2377 I'm leaving you for another flan. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2378 The kids won't eat anything that I make. 1.3017 0.04931 116 85 27 4
2379 Maybe next time don't suggest to the president that he should eat something other than garbage? 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2380 When the food critics said that your cooking was a crime, I thought they were just being sarcastic! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2381 I warned you pineapple doesn't go on pizza 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2382 You left a bun in the oven... 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2383 All this for beating an egg? 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2384 What...you want me to bake a file in a lemon souffle with with orange zest? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2385 From where I sit, Pierre, you're one toque over the line. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2386 I can't believe they put you on chef's row. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2387 I'm sure an edgy new restaurant would have interest in hiring a chef just released from the maximum security prison 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2388 I'm pregnant with your Julia child. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2389 Of course he died. But he said the sauce was delicious. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2390 Unfortunately, your food was to die __of. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2391 I told you all the food shows are taking recipes more seriously 1.3017 0.04777 116 84 29 3
2392 You're the pastry chef, tell them where you hid the dough. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2393 I swear I didn't cook the books! 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2394 I assumed 'sinful chocolate mousse' was a figure of speech. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2395 It’s also the last meal you’ll ever have to worry about. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2396 No more of your half baked excuses! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2397 Sure, I brought the knife. I just assumed you’d bake the cake. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2398 Sorry, but I've taken up with nouvelle cuisine. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2399 But you did murder the soufflé. 1.3017 0.05772 116 91 15 10
2400 It's not about the cake; it's about the file. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2401 They don't even let you use creme fraiche? The inhumanity! 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2402 No, I can’t wait for you. Not this time. Three to five years without a decent meal is more than I can bear. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2403 What's for dinner? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2404 I'm leaving you for a dishwasher. He makes me happy. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2405 Both the Butcher and the Candlestick maker got 20 years to life. 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
2406 "Told you your cherry cheesecake was "criminally delicious". 1.3017 0.04452 116 82 33 1
2407 I'm sorry. I'm just a passionate Yelper. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2408 Turns out that it is a federal crime to put de lime in de coconut. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
2409 We're trying to run things without you, but the sous chef doesn't know where you hid the dough. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
2410 Chocolate layers, buttercream icing, and don't forget the cordless angle grinder. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
2411 So one more time: do I add the eggs before or after the milk? 1.3000 0.04364 120 85 34 1
2412 Bail was set at 12 hundred, so I gave them 13. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
2413 Anthony, you're right, Bobby Flay probably hasn't cooked mash potatoes for 300 men... 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
2414 I'll give you the file, but you'll need to bake the cake. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
2415 A fallen souffle carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 48 months. But I am more concerned with the enhancements for the ongoing overuse of Brussels sprouts and kale. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
2416 Well Henry, as you always said, your veal was to die for. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
2417 The lawyer says you could get 10 years on a Food Pyramid scheme conviction. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
2418 The prosecutor wants 5 years at 350 degrees. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
2419 I've got a file, but you'll need to give me the recipe for a cake. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
2420 You fool! I told you that a dozen chili peppers would kill any one. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2421 I think there were too many blackbirds on the jury 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2422 So all you said was that you're going to beat some eggs? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2423 Are we going to have a conjugal or culinary visit? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
2424 “That’s not what they meant by ‘cook the books.’ 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
2425 You and I might not think planked salmon minus the pinot noir is a crime, but society does. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2426 Either you're responsible for serving 5 to 10 or for 5 to 10 servings. 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
2427 Well, hopefully, the next time somebody tells you they'd kill for a perfect filet mignon, you'll ignore them! 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2428 Turns out it really is 10 to 15 for killer Lasagna 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2429 Ketchup on a Chicago Hot Dog? Really? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2430 Mr. Battaglia can't come to the phone right now... but would you like to make a reservation? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2431 It's one thing to cook the books, Lou, but most people would've skipped the flambéeing. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2432 One Big Mac and two large fries 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2433 Your attorney called. He said to tell you that your goose is cooked. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2434 They think you cooked the books but I told them you only do flambé. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2435 Bad need. The butcher and the candlestick maker cut a deal to testify against you. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2436 And you felt that it wasn't constructive criticism. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2437 Bugsy sez bustin' you out will be a piece of cake--if you have the dough. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
2438 The jury was unanimous, it was a meal to die for. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2439 Well, meat is murder. 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
2440 They keep asking if I know where you kept the dough 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
2441 But all he wanted to do was order something off the menu. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2442 The free-range chickens are joining the march for your cause 1.2982 0.04650 114 82 30 2
2443 The restaurant's back in business, Glen--but they removed your "Grilled Whole Blowfish" from the seafood menu. ' special. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2444 I'm going to level with you, pairing fish with a Bordeaux isn't going to fly with a jury of your peers. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2445 How were your tater tots today? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2446 At least you are not guilty of fast food. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2447 Your lawyer's demanding another dozen chocolate macarons. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2448 You should have thought twice before you beat that egg. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2449 The jury voted 13-0 to convict, it was a baker’s dozen. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2450 Do you have the time to make a Risotto? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2451 I warned you about that pairing. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2452 I’m sorry Pierre, but I have to agree. That Creme Brûlée was criminal. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2453 They’re offering a plea deal... And we’re out of shallots. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2454 You're charged with rigging the pastry challenge, so just plead down to simple baking and entering. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2455 I've heard orange chiffon is the new black forest. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2456 Maybe the candlestick maker will understand me. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
2457 Hand over that muffin recipe and I'll tell them I saw nothing. 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
2458 Eventually, they'll figure out it was the butler. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2459 They'll drop the charges... If you admit , that there was a fly in the soup. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2460 I can't bail you out. You used up all the dough. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2461 Whose recipe did you steal? Mrs.Trumps? 1.2982 0.05835 114 90 14 10
2462 But all you said was that eating with hands at the White House dinner table is uncouth. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
2463 The judge says it's a baker's dozen. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2464 Canned parmesan is a crime, but you shouldn't have hit him over the head with it. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2465 What did you expect to happen for cooking the books? 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2466 How long do I leave it in for? 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
2467 ZOf course they wanted you back! Have you seen what they’ve been eating since you paroled? 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2468 I'm sorry it took so long for me to visit. I-I-I'm just not stroganoff to see you like this. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2469 Another sous chef was shanked today 1.2982 0.04480 114 81 32 1
2470 Now will you stop calling yourself cake boss? 1.2982 0.04814 114 83 28 3
2471 I don't think you get it. I bring the cake. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2472 I told you not to forage for mushrooms for your new omlette recipe. 1.2982 0.05700 114 89 16 9
2473 I agree that the sole was overcooked, but these Gordon Ramsay shows are really getting out of hand. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2474 Well, at least it's the Cooks County Jail. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2475 I'd send you a cake with a file inside, but you'd probably just criticize the bake. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2476 So, did you turn the stove off? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2477 They got me on a salt and batter possession. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
2478 'Bad news Henry, they found your missing wife's DNA in the bone broth." 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
2479 No, you’re not coming out until you’re brown and crusty. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2480 Just tell me you didn't know the prime rib was underaged? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2481 Maybe they'll reduce your sentence for good thyme. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2482 No, I’m not surprised that the cookbook section of the library is lacking. 1.2973 0.04719 111 80 29 2
2483 ''Don't worry... I heard they always respect the guy with the knife here.'' 1.2973 0.04719 111 80 29 2
2484 I warned you, if you do the crime you do the thyme. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
2485 Should have let them have it well done Frank 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
2486 I thought your 'lamb shank redemption' lacked acidity. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
2487 No, I'm sorry, we don't deliver. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
2488 Well, you didn't have to stab the judges. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
2489 I spoke to our lawyer. Apparently your cooking was in fact bad enough to be criminal. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
2490 He’s saying that you pushed him off the wall after threatening to beat him and eleven of his friends. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
2491 You were warned. White wine with seafood. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2492 I told you your Cross Buns were hot. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
2493 That’s 3 cups of flour, 1 cup of sugar, and a hand file at 350 for 30 minutes. Was it baking powder or baking soda? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
2494 They're charging you with salted and buttery. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2495 Do they at least pair the meatloaf with a nice Merlot? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2496 Didn't you know that Martha Stewart has a no tolerance policy about stealing her cookie recipes? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
2497 The file made it in just fine. I'm upset because the cake was dry. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2498 I warned you about serving him that dish you always say is “to die for!” 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2499 I told you cannabis soup would get you in trouble. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2500 When I said no peanuts, I meant no peanuts. 1.2946 0.04684 112 81 29 2
2501 I guess, Raul, that you could say that your appeal is on the backburner . . . 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2502 Now what did you cook up? 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2503 I had hoped they would replace that ridiculous outfit with an orange jumpsuit. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2504 "So instead of a file in a cake, you want a whisk"? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2505 Well, at least your hat is holding up nicely. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2506 I brought you the shank like you asked. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2507 The Michelin people say this is a deal breaker. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2508 She said your goose was cooked. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2509 Do I add the file before or after I put the cake in the oven? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2510 Actually, it was a banker’s dozen. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2511 I guess your goose is cooked 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2512 Your casserole hearing will be at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2513 Cookie jar again? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2514 I knew you seemed suspicious, just from all of the dough you were making. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2515 Well, can you ask Martha for her meringue recipe? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2516 There was a typo...they think you’re the coke boss. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2517 I told you not to take Death By Chocolate literally. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
2518 I didn't literally mean death by chocolate 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2519 Yes, I did cook the books. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2520 I’m sorry, but Chef Boyardee’s always been there for me. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2521 I warned you that your soufflé was a killer! 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2522 They froze everything. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2523 They got me in here on a phony farm-to-table rap. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2524 The food critic agreed not to press charges, but then added that he found your left hook “pedestrian.” 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2525 Whatever you do, don't be the little spoon. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2526 The butcher and the candlestick maker are wanting to cut ties 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2527 I've got the dough. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
2528 For goodness sakes, so the customer liked ketchup on his steak!! 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2529 Medium, extra cheese, sausage and olives. I'll pick it up in 3 to 5 years. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2530 I'm sorry Elliot, you've been chopped. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2531 I need your recipe for cake with a file in it. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2532 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your goose, as they say, is cooked. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2533 Want to try Take Out? 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
2534 Don't worry. I'm cooking up a defense. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2535 Your meatloaf was criminal... 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2536 I've been eating at McDonalds. 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2537 Unfortunately, "Death by Chocolate" won't hold water as a homicide defense. 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2538 Just filet the biggest guy in the lunch line and you'll be fine. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2539 Was that two tablespoons of shallots? 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2540 This is New York. They don't need a 'last meals' chef. 1.2946 0.05621 112 87 17 8
2541 I told you they wouldn’t believe, “I am not a cook.” 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2542 I told him not to cook the books. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2543 How do you feel about a bun in the oven? 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2544 Even if it is an upscale Cafe in Midtown, letting a souffle fall should be at most a misdemeanor and not a felony. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
2545 They wouldn't let me bring in the cake. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
2546 The real crime was your souffle 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
2547 Honey, I’m thrilled you’ve improved the prison’s tater tot recipe. I really am. But can we focus on the real issue here? 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
2548 Your ex's attorney wants to know where you hid the dough. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
2549 Honey, I'm telling you I swear it was oregano. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2550 Remind the butcher and candlestick maker that their wives will be up next week. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2551 Hi. I brought you some flours. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2552 Let’s face it, honey, your popovers are indefensible. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2553 If this isn’t working for you, we can still try the cowboy-themed prison. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2554 The recipe said beat lightly, not lightly beat your wife. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2555 Did you try explaining to them that it was just flour? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2556 Why would I bring you a cake? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2557 No, Soylent Green was not a documentary or a sustainable business plan 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2558 Between the Keebler Elves and the Pillsbury Dough Boy, I couldn't take any more. I just snapped. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2559 Well, now you know what I meant when I called to say that you goose is cooked. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2560 At least you got that Michelin Star 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2561 They're reducing your sauce. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2562 I told you this 'baker's dozen' racket was nothing but a Ponzi scheme. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2563 Got any ideas for dinner? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2564 I think that oregano you used in the spaghetti sauce was actually Timmy's marijuana stash. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2565 But your angel food cake recipe said nothing about a file. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2566 It's probably not a good time to tell you this, but I'm leaving you for the Candlestick Maker. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2567 I'll wait. I don't give a crêpe. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2568 Clarisse, "Jean Claude, the candlestick maker has turned State's evidence." 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2569 I still can't believe you served a protein with two starches. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2570 Don't take the rap for the butcher and the candlestick maker. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2571 At least now we get to see more of each other. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2572 Everything's alright. The detectives loved the meat pies. See, no evidence... 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2573 Was it the roadkill recipe? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2574 They say you murdered the coq au vin. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2575 So to review: you bake the cake, and I'll bring the knife to hide in it. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
2576 How's the food in there? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2577 Did someone ask for well-done again? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2578 I guess your Pumpkin Surprise Treats didn't go over too well at the police picnic. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2579 I don't think dressing like a chef will get you a set of knives. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2580 Sorry chef, but you deserve this. I clearly specified 'over easy'. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2581 You idiot! I told you to add turmeric not arsenic! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2582 I don’t think you can get time off for good baking. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2583 Does it really matter what type of cake it is? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2584 Didn’t I tell you not to take the dough. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2585 I’m sorry, but I found a new baker while you were doughing thyme. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2586 The coroners report came back: Death by chocolate. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2587 why is it everyone but you knew the president thought, 'organic' & 'poisonous' were synonymous? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2588 You did cook the books, didn't you? 1.2909 0.04538 110 79 30 1
2589 If only you didn't take a request for a killer recipe so literally... 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2590 Unfortunately for you, a guilty plea gets you a baker's dozen. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2591 The judge said your Coquilles St.- Jacques is indefensible. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2592 I told you overcooking that coq au vin was practically criminal. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2593 Then who did steal the cookies from the cookie jar ? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2594 So they really did die for your meringues? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2595 The sous chefs are starting to forget what you look like. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2596 You got a cruel sentence ... a baker's dozen. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2597 OK, so let me make sure I have that cake recipe memorized--two cups of flour, three eggs, a teaspoon of vanilla, one file . . . 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2598 If only you hadn't cooked the books! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2599 Yes, your salmon was that bad! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2600 Well, with you gone the food is terrible out here too. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2601 I understand you needed bread but you should never have stolen that dough 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2602 I'll serve a baker's dozen for cooking the books. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2603 Your lawyer said the D.A. is not finished grilling you. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
2604 Serves you right for baking cupcakes while I was on a diet. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2605 You didn't realize serving non-organic toothpicks is a felony in San Francisco? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
2606 They might shorten your time if you can get the Michelin rating up. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2607 I see Bubba has made you his baker. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2608 I think I left the oven on. 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
2609 I assume you don't deliver. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2610 I can't raise the dough. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2611 I told you to always wash your hands before returning to work! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2612 So your souffle dropped at Mar-A-Lago. Is that a crime? 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
2613 Well, you know the saying, "One man's fish is another man's poison." 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2614 I'm living with your mom now. She's a better cook. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2615 I don't think that's what they had in mind when they said the cheesecake was to die for. 1.2909 0.04538 110 79 30 1
2616 I told you not to beat Bobby Flay. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2617 Before he died Bob said there just wasn’t enough thyme. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2618 So you made one little mistake with my husband, rest his soul, I still adore your cooking. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2619 Stealing kitchen equipment.......now do you think it was a whisk worth taking? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2620 The judge hearing your case is a lobster. 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
2621 You took "Death by Chocolate" too literally. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2622 They say you're withholding information on why the dish ran away with the spoon... 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2623 I always suggested you WRITE cookbooks, not COOK books! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2624 Where did you stash the dough? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2625 The butcher, the baker, and the candle stick maker all turned State's evidence. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2626 Don't you think a file in the cake is a bit obvious? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2627 Look on the bright side. The judge only gave you a baker’s dozen. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2628 I told you not to steal my mother’s cookie recipe! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2629 I told you the wild mushrooms would get you in trouble. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2630 I hear with good behavior twenty five years can be reduced to a baker's dozen 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2631 The lawyer says you’re looking at a dozen to life. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2632 Sorry I havent been here to visit since the trial but could you give me your recipe for beef bourguignon. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2633 I'm think your goose is cooked. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2634 Yes, they're going to grill you but it's not what you think! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2635 Anybody can make bagels. Just tell them the damned recipe. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2636 I'm guessing a file baked into a gateau au chocolat fondant is going to raise suspicion. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2637 The butcher and the candlestick guy say hi. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2638 Oh, honey, they say your goose is cooked. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2639 You know he asked for al dente. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2640 The coroner's report said it was death by chocolate. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2641 What were you thinking putting Death by Chocolate on the menu? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2642 I brought flour, sugar, eggs, butter and a file -- you'll have to do the rest. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2643 How many times have I warned you about cooking the books? 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2644 You're cooked. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2645 It has nothing to do with you being in jail. I'm... gluten-intolerant. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2646 If it's a quarter teaspoon of vanilla for one muffin, just multiply that nine thousand inmates. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
2647 My advice? Find the toughest guy in there and either kick his ass or become his sous chef. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
2648 I always knew you'd step up from flipping burgers. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2649 The news that I'm deserting you must seem bittersweet. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2650 I told you it was to die for. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2651 Whats cooking? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2652 I don't believe you're a criminal but your cooking certainly is. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2653 You’re French toast! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2654 I’m afraid your being charged as the ‘chef conspirator’. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2655 I guess the souffle really was to die for. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2656 It worked for Martha so I thought I would give it a try. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2657 You have to admit, that souffle was a crime. 1.2909 0.04718 110 80 28 2
2658 I may have misunderstood when you kept referring to the cross buns as "hot." 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2659 I gave you a file. Can’t you make your own cake? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2660 Bugsy says bake your own cake. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2661 It really was death by chocolate! 1.2909 0.05967 110 88 12 10
2662 I think the Hannibal Lecter Goulash was a dead giveaway. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2663 Your final appeal, like your baklava, was "to die for". 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2664 But they said they wanted a meal to die for. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2665 You knew pairing that cabernet with caviar was criminal. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2666 There’s no way you’re getting out. The proof was in the pudding. 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
2667 They said they wanted a patsy Frank not a pastry 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2668 Calling catfish Tennessee Tuna? What did you think would happen? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2669 Didn't I always say your half-baked ideas would come to no good? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
2670 I meant that we should complain to the neighborhood association or something--not actually skewer them. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2671 And, yes. I checked with the Butchet and the Candlestick-Maker, again. They refuse to back up your silly alibi. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
2672 They said they ran out of orange jumpsuits. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2673 I don't see how a bundt cake with vanilla glaze is relevant to the hacksaw. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2674 The jury just didn't like the way your lawyer plated you. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2675 Who knew when the reporter said the dinner was "so bad it should be illegal" was literal 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2676 'I realize it was a negative Yelp review, but you didn't have to kill him." 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2677 You KNOW the judges don't like truffle oil! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2678 Your food was to die for! 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2679 They said you cooked the books, but I don't believe it. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2680 Your defense is asking for medium rare but the prosecutors want well-done. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2681 I’m seeing a new saucier. He’s saucier. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2682 Today's special is the Lambshank Redemption, served al catraz, and that was sourced locally at the Green Mile. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2683 You just had to tell them the soup was vegan. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2684 No. They still won't let you have your knives. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2685 You don’t understand—they won’t even supply parsley for garnishing in here! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2686 I've been seeing the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
2687 My lawyer says the "Death by Chocolate" defense won't fly. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2688 I told you not serve the blowfish 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2689 I didn't think it was that bad. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2690 Sorry, but when I'm with the candlestick maker, all the ingredients come together. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
2691 Stealing my gravy recipe is an act to roux. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
2692 Oh dear, are you getting enough to cook? 1.2895 0.05940 114 92 11 11
2693 I told you not to mess with the Secret Sauce. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2694 I warned you that butter substitutes are a crime. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
2695 We don’t have the dough for bail. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
2696 I'm sorry, your appeal was denied. You asked for the wrong kind of turnover. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
2697 You didn't say WHAT kind of mushroom! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
2698 "Cooking the Books"as the house special? Really? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2699 Honestly, I’m just sick of serving thyme. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2700 So how do I cook the books? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2701 The muffin you left in the oven isn't yours. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2702 Getting chopped after the appetizer round was no reason to poison the judges. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2703 On Wednesdays we wear chef uniforms. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2704 And, if you agree to testify against your co-conspirators, they'll drop the spoiling-the-broth charge. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2705 ... but the judge sentenced you to twelve years; why did you insist he make it thirteen? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2706 Legally, being served Cheez Whiz is not considered cruel punishment. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2707 We’ve got to get you out of there. I’m completely out of dough. 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
2708 Your lawyer ran away with the spoon. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2709 It doesn't matter if he was disrespectful. You don't argue with a meat clever in your hand. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2710 You were warned, son. No more kale dishes. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2711 I told you, medium rare MEANS , medium rare. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2712 It looks like the lawyers have used all the dough. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2713 A husband with two Michelin stars assigned to the laundry room? Now, you’ve really humiliated me. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2714 I see you've been cooking the books again. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2715 I told you it was criminal to put chocolate on broccoli. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
2716 You just had to make those killer tacos. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2717 Judge says you'll be done in ten years. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2718 Sure, I can send you your cake ingredients, but I don’t think that’s how it works. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2719 Leavenworth not what you expected? 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
2720 They are going to let you go. Killing Gordon Ramsay is not a crime. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2721 So what are you next week, the Candlestick Maker? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2722 I guess you won't be preparing that dish again 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2723 I doubt asking for salt is cause for a justifiable homicide defense. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2724 I’m afraid your goose is cooked. 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
2725 And the worst part is that they don't even let us use blow torches on the creme brulee! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2726 My husband's in block C. He doesn't like osso buco or crab louie. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2727 They're still looking for the dough! 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2728 Pierre, I understand the name calling upsets you. However, if they keep seeing you in there like this they'll never stop referring to you as 'Sour Dough Boy.' 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2729 I didn't think a prison farm to table restaurant was what we had in mind. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2730 I don't think they will allow me to bring you that lime key pie 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2731 I’ll never understand your interest in British cuisine. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
2732 So the judge gave you life without the possibility of profiteroles? 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2733 The newspapers are saying your goose is cooked. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2734 You should have been sure they were shiitake. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2735 I don't care what you believe, he told the waitress "Well Done" for a reason. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2736 Gee dear, "Your goose is cooked" was meant to be a pun. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2737 The judge told me I'm going to fry. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2738 I told you those menu prices were criminal but would you listen to me? No....... 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2739 I told you a "Baker's Dozen" means they get 13. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2740 Remember, they must be beaten until stiff. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
2741 Your lawyer wants money - not your secret chili recipe, 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2742 I told you the title "Meth Chef" was a bad idea. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2743 I can't find the, uh, 'aw-say' in the 'ake-kay' recipe. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2744 I told you that a whooping crane bald eagle stir fry although tasty was a really bad idea. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2745 How do you feel about take out? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
2746 We’re having a big party next Friday and need a caterer. Anyone you can recommend? 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2747 I have decided to add some spice to my life. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2748 You don't even look like an accountant. Just admit that you cooked the books. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2749 SO, how's everything going with The Iron Bar Chef today? 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2750 A pinch of sea salt is not going to fix this. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2751 So you’re the cook, the thief AND Her lover... 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2752 Honey, the world wasn't ready for your meat pies... 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2753 "Good news!" Trump Hotel dropped the charges. Apparently 'Chicken Kiev' can also be traced back to the French! 1.2870 0.05891 108 86 13 9
2754 I'm sorry - he just whisked me away. 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
2755 Have you admitted you stole the tarts and the recipe? 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2756 At what point do I add the file to the batter? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2757 The lawyer said if you promise to never put a mediocre claret in beef burgundy again, it might help with the Parole Board. 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
2758 Sorry, I forgot your clogs. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2759 It had to be the Butcher and the Candlestick maker! 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2760 They say you can get out early on food behavior 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2761 They said there were too many cooks in the kitchen so they'll have to hold you overnight. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2762 not to worry, I've retained a sous-attorney... 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
2763 We're having cannoli and I need the recipe 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2764 Food poisoning?! You know this is going to cost you a Michelin star, don't you? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
2765 Actually, I'm here for the halibut. Oh. Too soon? 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
2766 At least you know your last meal will be superb. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
2767 I don't care what Martha Stewart did. You can't start a meal delivery service from inside the big house! 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
2768 I know it's been a while but... how do you make meringue? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
2769 What do you expect when you publish a “Death By Chocolate “ recipe? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
2770 Can you still cook me dinner tonight? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
2771 I told you not to call your new spicy dish "Trump Surprise." 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
2772 I told you not to cook the goose. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
2773 I need your recipe for fried chicken. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2774 You should have never said "They'll die for my cooking." 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
2775 we'll always have Paris.. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2776 I've moved on...he's a butcher 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2777 I know you were trying to cut costs, but substituting toadstools for mushrooms was just stupid. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
2778 You bake the cake. I'll supply the knife. Keep it under your hat. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2779 I have the ingredients to a bake-off in this purse. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2780 Listen, your new friends are eventually going to find out that you have a tall pointy head. Lose the hat. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2781 You were not supposed to take "Death by Chocolate" literally. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2782 Try not to be upset. No one expects umami in prison food. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
2783 Well, it was one pinch too much, Lenny. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2784 I gotta be honest, this jail-to-table concept ain't payin' the bills. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2785 I'm confused. Am I the prisoner or are you 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2786 Well, you sure cooked your goose this time. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2787 Enrico, your curdled Alfredo sauce killed 43 people with food poisoning. Stop blaming the critics. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2788 The Sommelier served a Riesling with my Osso Bucco! Now, who's the felon?! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2789 It was a mistake to use Trump University for your diploma. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2790 Everyone said your cheesecake was so good it was criminal. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2791 So, do you seriously believe you can convince anyone you didn't cook the books? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
2792 I warned you they would send you back to prison for cooking the books. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2793 Do you realize how much 'dough' it's going to cost to get you out of here? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2794 Eat me 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2795 Who knew the new Death by Chocolate dessert recipe I tried would actually work? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2796 "Got it - a cheese spreader inside a souffle.' 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2797 How’s the food in there, honey? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2798 What did you think would happen when you served the President his steak medium well instead of well done? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2799 I didn’t mean to masterbake in public but a baker has certain kneads. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2800 I can't find your recipe for file in cake. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
2801 I have to be honest with you, Antonio, I've discovered foil packet béarnaise. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2802 Your sous chef is turning State's evidence, honey. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2803 I told you not to use the defense that "you have to break some legs to make an omelet." 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2804 Nothing from the Governor, but I got you a whisk. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2805 I'm sorry. The doughboy fulfills all my kneads. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2806 You killed the butcher because you thought I was having an affair with him when it was the Candlestick Maker all the time. I'm divorcing you for him, Herb. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2807 The Prison Chef TV show fell through. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2808 What you did to that rack of lamb WAS criminal! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2809 What you did to that veal was unthinkable, but only in New York would gastronomical crimes be dealt with this harshly. How is Guy Fieri holding up? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2810 Don't be so nervous - he only likes cheeseburgers and Diet Coke! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2811 Still think it's a good idea to use the world's hottest pepper in your creations without telling anyone? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
2812 It was the anchovies that gave you away. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
2813 Good news--Boyardee was just paroled. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
2814 A cook, a thief and a lover - you always expected too much 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2815 Lime in the coconut? Really? 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2816 You must be baking in there. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2817 I warned you dear, THREE Michelin Stars could be a prison of your own making 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2818 Where did you put the carving knife? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
2819 i told you blowfish was not a good idea 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2820 So Bill, you served rabbit on Easter Sunday - because you couldn't just stick with lamb? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2821 You know very well I've never baked a cake. How about some nice muffins. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
2822 Would it really be so hard to just tell them what makes your mother’s brisket so special? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2823 They turned your crime scene into a Taco Bell. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2824 So once again, you were one toque over the line. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2825 What kind of cake would you like with your file? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2826 I told you it tasted too good to be true. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2827 Sorry, but your sentence is already baked in. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2828 I'm sorry, takeout isn't on the menu. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2829 Just give the new uniforms a chance. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2830 Best I can do now is an email file. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2831 Did you explain to the police that it was just beet juice? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2832 Just keep thinking : "Martha Stewart" 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2833 You're great at cooking...just not the books. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2834 Of course I miss you. Where do you keep the muffin tins? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2835 How was I supposed to know what you meant when you said hide the bread. You never tell me anything. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2836 Did you really knead all that dough? 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2837 Sorry, they say that your alibi is half baked and your bribe is overdone. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2838 Does the "no substitutions" policy apply in bed? 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2839 Now tell me what happened to Muffin? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2840 So, are you saying you can't have dinner with me again for 4 years 7 months and 12 days? 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2841 If you won’t take responsibility for having no kale salad on the menu, I can’t help you Harold 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2842 How are your buns doing in there? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2843 They found your ketchup at the crime scene. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2844 Bad need. The butcher and the candlestick maker cut a deal to testify against you. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2845 I have a bun in the oven, and now the lawyer is telling me your goose is cooked. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2846 Ok,so you added ketchup. It was a crime of passion. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2847 The charge is assault with a deadly weapon for your prune and spam fruitcake. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2848 Okay, okay. So it was too dry. But did you get the file? 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2849 I told them that for breakfast I like my eggs scrambled with some chives...and they gave me this uniform. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2850 Mother's pressing charges for what you did to her creme brulee recipe. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2851 I told you not to steal all that dough! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2852 Really?! Another Death by Chocolate? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2853 So, let me get this straight, Simon. You met a pie man going to the fair and said, "Let me taste your ware," just before everything went dark? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2854 You told me it was flour! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2855 Let me get this right: the main ingredient in the cake is a file? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2856 If we left out the cyanide, do you think the customers would like it? 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2857 No. No brownies. Actually I'm hungry for some file cake. You know, my famous FILE cake. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2858 Honey, why did you cook the books too? 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2859 Phillipe, when I told you I wanted this dinner party be killer, you really went a bit too far. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2860 The cake was to die for. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2861 The cops said you beat those egg whites stiff. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2862 It looks like 5-10 doesn't apply to the egg timer anymore. 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2863 I tried to tell you, 'ketchup on a hot-dog' is considered a felony in this state! 1.2816 0.04862 103 76 25 2
2864 To be fair, those short ribs were criminally good. 1.2816 0.04662 103 75 27 1
2865 That’s just the way the cookie crumbles. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2866 I can’t quite tell what it is, but somehow prison has changed you. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2867 I'm leaving, I can't wait any longer for the souffle. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2868 Last call 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2869 The DA says if you admit to defiling the consommé, he’ll reduce the charge to spoiling the broth. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2870 I knew those knife skills would someday be your downfall. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2871 It's worse than I thought - no scallions. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2872 When did you know your goose was cooked? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2873 The lawyer said you're looking at a baker's dozen... 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2874 Yea it might be EASY FOR YOU to bake a cake with a file in it!! 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2875 I told you it was a half-baked scheme 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2876 If you admit the salmon was overdone they'll knock off ten years. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2877 You can get by using plastic knives? 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2878 Yes, they know you're the chef, but you're still supposed to wash your hands after using the bathroom! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2879 Didn’t I tell you to not use any Russian ingredients? 1.2816 0.04662 103 75 27 1
2880 I told you that's not what they meant by "Beat Bobby Flay." 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2881 Don't worry, I've hidden the dough. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2882 I'm going to say it, Maury... I don't think it sounds like a very tough gang. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2883 I spoke with the prosecutor this morning. They're willing to cut you a veal. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2884 Hey, good lookin' 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2885 Cream butter and shortening, sift together dry ingredients, gently fold in 12" diamond mill hand file... 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2886 I can get you out, but it's going to cost you a lot of dough. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2887 I told you it was a crime to serve that steak well-done! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2888 Money, cigarettes, Skinny Taste Cookbook and a hacksaw encased in a red velvet cake. Okay, see you next week...... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2889 the District Attorney AND the sous-chef say your goose is cooked 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2890 So... 1 1/2 cups of flour, 2 eggs, and how many files? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2891 I see you're not hiding you cooked the books. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2892 I sold your Charcuterie and filed for divorce. I've come out as vegan. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2893 Stop calling me here! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2894 The file looks better in a layer cake. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2895 Can you get out in time to cook for my daughter's wedding? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2896 Well I'm sorry that the cake was on the dry side, but that wasn't really the point. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
2897 No dear, not cook, crook. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2898 No, I don't think "But I'm all about the dough" is going to fly with a jury. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2899 Don't worry, your team plans on using the "to die for" strategy. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
2900 You really overdid it this time. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2901 I suppose you shouldn't have listed "Death by Chocolate" on the menu. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2902 Excuse me, so sorry- I've just been waiting for my salmon for a while? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2903 You overcooked the books. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2904 I'm sorry I tweeted: "His food is so good it should be illegal!" 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2905 My life has just been so flavorless without you. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2906 I cooked up a plot to escape. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2907 I told you they don't tolerate lactose in this State. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2908 When you said the veal piccata was to die for, I didn't know you meant it literally. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2909 Apparently the Mayor has acid reflux and his attorney claims your 'Flaming Thai Onion Rings' should have listed a disclaimer on the menu. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2910 You don't think it's suspicious if I bring you a cake? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2911 I assume this is about your quest to get more dough. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2912 They're preheating the electric chair to 350 degrees. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2913 I know I can't make a decent pie, but don't you think putting a file in an éclair might be a bit obvious? 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2914 Give me the recipe and you're a free man. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2915 Unless you tell them the secret recipe, you're in here a long time! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2916 I’m sorry honey but the proof is in the pudding 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2917 I fail to understand how gluten has become a crime. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2918 ... Did you really beat those eggs to death? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2919 Do you deliver? 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2920 Our lawyer strongly recommends dropping the pufferfish from the menu. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2921 It’s kind of a fitting sentence, since you WERE convicted of cooking the books. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2922 I'm happy that the men like your stir-fry. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2923 Don’t look so surprised. It was just a matter of time before gluten was outlawed. 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
2924 I'm sorry I told the jury that you killed it in the kitchen. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2925 The meat hammer wasn't the way to Beat Bobby Flay. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2926 I told you 'Death by Chocolate' was a bad idea. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2927 You knead to roll on the others or your looking at a baker’s dozen. 1.2755 0.04536 98 71 27 0
2928 This is what happens when you add too much salt 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
2929 What, fake saffron in their boullabaise? What kind of place is this? At least at maximum security they still have some standards. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2930 No, Alexy. I said serve them your favorite poisson! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2931 I know Gordon Ramsey gets away with it all the time on ‘Hell’s Kitchen,’ but you work in a junior high cafeteria. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
2932 "Desserts to die for" wasn't meant literally. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
2933 When you said it was killer sushi I didn’t realize you were being literal. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
2934 Yes, I'm sure the cake WAS a little dry...did you get the file? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
2935 No! Not unless the file is organic and locally grown! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
2936 So, how do THEY like your hot cross buns?? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
2937 So what if the guards love your pastries? We want you back home! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2938 I always wondered how you got so good with a knife... 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2939 Just got word - your goose is cooked. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2940 I cannoli do so much. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2941 I can never remember. Is it 3 hours at 425 degrees or 4 hours at 325 degrees? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2942 We can’t bust you out, the steaks are too high! 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
2943 If your sentence were only a dozen years I would wait for you, but since it's a baker's dozen, no way. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
2944 But you must admit, the pasta was overcooked. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2945 Think of it as bread and water gazpacho. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2946 I mean, I guess I should have assumed you would also cook the books. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2947 What you mostly serve is time. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2948 When she ordered Death by Chocolate, she didn't mean it literally. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2949 Your goose was cooked when you cooked the books. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2950 Umm...maybe now is the time to tell you that you're not really the father. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2951 So you thought you could get away with cooking the books again..... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2952 You should know better, Chef Boyardee. Trump's in the White House, you're illegal, and yet you put your face on every can. This was bound to happen. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2953 Bad news — you know how you also thought the large shipment of oregano smelt a little funny? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2954 No, just bread and water will be fine. 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
2955 The steak was killer, the salad was to die for, but the cheesecake took her breath away. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2956 I would have brought you a cake with a file in it, but you refuse to give me the recipe. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2957 Stop talking about the "dough". They'll think you mean the loot you stashed. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2958 If you get a choice...lethal injection or death by chocolate? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2959 Microwaving steak may be a sin, but it’s not a crime! 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
2960 They just let The Butcher out on bail. We can beat this. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2961 The D.A. will accept a plea-bargain if you share your secret family recipe for egg salad. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
2962 Where's the pickup window? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2963 By now you surely realized that making a salade niçoise with iceberg lettuce is a crime. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2964 You were turned down for parole, but you were granted Dover sole with escarole. And a profiterole. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2965 I'm sorry, I've moved on to a new Italian place. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2966 You should be more understanding -- when I'm not visiting you, I'm watching British people bake. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2967 I told you not to master bake in public! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2968 I think you are cooked 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2969 Which would you prefer, chocolate filling or a saw? 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2970 I told you not to put foie gras on the menu! 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2971 I guess I'll be getting takeout tonight. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2972 The warden says you can keep the toque, but you need to be more open to horizontal stripes... 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2973 where'd you put the salad bowl? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2974 I know, I told them it should be done low and slow. But apparently the chair only has one voltage. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2975 I told you not to enter that bake-off 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2976 You should not have snuck the quinoa onto the President's plate 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2977 Well, now you’ll fry in hell. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2978 I told you not to dress like that for the police barbeque! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2979 Your 'Death by Chocolate' recipe had unfortunate consequences. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2980 That lobster had a really good lawyer... 1.2727 0.04722 99 73 25 1
2981 No, the horse's head was special order. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2982 Beat Bobby Flay isn't literally what you are supposed to do. Chef! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2983 Oh . . . and we're taking foie gras off the menu. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2984 I told you that you couldn't beat Bobby Flay. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2985 Your death by chocolate cake was a dead give-away. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2986 Beating those eggs is the yeast of your problems. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2987 Well, he did say that your coq au vin was to die for! 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2988 The judge ordered Death By Chocolate 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2989 Well he ended up getting ketchup anyways. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2990 The restaurant has agreed to post the bail, but only on the condition that you drop the fake French accent. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
2991 Honey, maybe pitching “Baking Bad” to AMC would have worked if it weren’t a reality show. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2992 No, I said I wanna 'Sue Jeff!' 1.2727 0.06061 99 80 11 8
2993 You're the one who knows how to bake a cake 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2994 I can't help it if you don't like the food! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2995 I warned you not to answer that "lab seeking cooker" ad. 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
2996 I told you to cook up an alibi, not al dente. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2997 I guess you could say your goose is cooked 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2998 Look where “cooking the books” got you 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2999 Who new the mushrooms were a controlled substance? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3000 I feel bad, but I did ask for medium rare. 1.2727 0.06228 99 81 9 9
3001 I told them you’re not a butcher. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
3002 I'd try to smuggle in a key inside of a cake but I just feel weird going to another baker. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3003 Oh, I didn’t remember that recipe having a file in it. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3004 When I asked you to make that killer pot roast again, I was not speaking literally. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3005 I told you that amount of sugar was enough to kill someone. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
3006 How is the Martha Stewart rehabilitation program working for you? 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
3007 But honey, why did you cook the books? 1.2727 0.05888 99 79 13 7
3008 They found the murder weapon in the turduckgun. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3009 Yes, it was bold, exciting, spectacular... but ten people are dead. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3010 Your lawyer says that with good casseroles...you could be out in 3 months. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3011 When you gave a member of the Senate Investigative Committee a complimentary sample of your famous Chicken Kiev, what did you think would happen? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3012 What really happened in that tub, Carl? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3013 I told you they weren’t poppy SEEDS. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
3014 I have the saw but I don't know how to bake the cake. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
3015 The Doughboy meant nothing to me. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
3016 Will they cut you a dill? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3017 Bad news. Your goose is cooked! 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
3018 " I told you not to attempt stealing the Colonels recipe, it's impossible". 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3019 You will impress no one in there by calling yourself chef de prison. 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
3020 I think they are onto where we hid the dough. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3021 No, the Medical Examiner did Not try your "Wild Mushroom Soup", and he did not comment on whether he could tell by the deceased facial expressions, whether they enjoyed the soup either, but, I'm gonna go out on a limb here... 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
3022 Just don’t come home with a Michelin star face tattoo. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3023 You in the kitchen, that’s a laugh. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
3024 You should have read the fine print in the "Top Chef" contest rules about what happens if you get caught cheating. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3025 I told you to be careful about how you disposed of the gluten. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
3026 I told you it was a crime to overcook the meat. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
3027 86 the Entree, not Andre! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
3028 I got the dough together, so you should be out of there in 10-12 minutes. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
3029 The lawyer says the Gordon Ramsey Act wouldn't have come into play if you hadn't taken that soufflé across state lines. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
3030 The guest won't arrive until between 5 and 7. Will you be out by then? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
3031 I just came to let you know your biopic, "A meal to die for" starring Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Martin Scorsese, starts filming soon. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
3032 It’s not looking good. They’re saying you baked them into a pie. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
3033 The secret sauce was too safe for the FDA 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3034 Did you serve him blowfish ? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3035 Darling, you knew that opening the oven on a soufflé is a crime. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3036 The next time I employ the file-in-a-cake trick, do NOT reject the cake due to its “inferior icing.” 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3037 Chef, you've got a problem. The witnesses yelped. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3038 Well, you caught a break, 20 years. You always bragged that your cooking was to die for! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3039 I meant the gifts should be stollen, not stolen. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3040 Well, you just had to go and bake a Death By Chocolate cake! 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3041 You have roux written all over your face. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3042 Death by Chocolate isn't an option. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
3043 I'll bring you a cake with a file in it, but I'm using my OWN recipe. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3044 I know that you wanted to make a big splash opening the new restaurant, dear - but using real ladyfingers in your tiramisu was a bit over the top. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
3045 Cooking up schemes is what got you here. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3046 The good news is that the appellate judge was very impressed with your knife skills. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3047 I told you not to steal that third star. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3048 You made your bread, now sleep in it. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3049 Remember to leave the gun, take the cannolis. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3050 Cheer up. Things could be worse. You could be wearing a dress and doing a lot more than just cooking for this fellow. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3051 I told you that was a terrible wine pairing. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3052 Well, that’s one way to make every critic’s “try before you die” list. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3053 They're saying you're the one who put that pineapple on the pizza. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3054 Don't feel that way, dear. Only a few critics thought you got your just desserts. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3055 And after I baste it one more time, what then? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3056 Ok so I am the only one in here that is guilty, but in my defense I didn’t know substituting margarine for butter was a crime. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3057 The Butcher, he got away, but the Candlestick Maker, well...he's talkin'! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3058 You always cared more about the dough than you cared about me. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3059 I told them you're no batterer! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3060 Your robbery heist idea was half-baked. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3061 You are the only baker I know who took "Death by Chocolate" literally. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3062 I told you adding garlic to the coq au vin was a crime. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3063 OK, so you’ve done away with waiters and I can talk directly to the chef, but I find the ambiance here at Chez Folsom a little confining. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3064 Killer chef was a good review, not a directive. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3065 You'll do fine. Wait'll they taste your Spotted Dick. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3066 You never cooked for me. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3067 Ive tried telling them - you should never judge a cook by his brother. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3068 Honey, we did not knead the dough that badly. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3069 I'll try to wait for you but I may try other cuisine. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3070 And here I thought you were always the consommé professional 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3071 I need the recipe for the Sweeney Todd pie. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3072 You never satisfied my hunger. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3073 I'll be out in 2 hours, but then I'll need to rest for 10 minutes. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3074 If you get him as a cellmate, remember, he likes cheese burgers. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3075 Do you knead anything on the inside? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3076 We’ll, you know, you were the one who cooked the books. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3077 Who knew messing up "over easy" could have such consequences! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3078 Don’t believe the prosecutor, honey, the books were cooked just right. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3079 Two stars with good behavior. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3080 No, there is no statute of limitations for crimes against umamity. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3081 Blink once if oregano is one of the 11 herbs and spices. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3082 Okay, so it turns out the fly in the soup was a Russian spy. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3083 Overcooking that beaultiful piece of Salmon WAS a crime, Pierre. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3084 I always said your crab cakes were to die for. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
3085 I know I said I'd wait for you, but six months is a long time to fast. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3086 What were you thinking, serving foie gras in Los Angeles? 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3087 They said no to the conjugal baking. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3088 The dish ran away with the spoon. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3089 Is the entire White House staff incarcerated? 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
3090 Yes, your cheesecake was that bad. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3091 Can I have the recipe sans rat poison? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3092 I would've never complained the eggs were too runny if I'd known it would come to this. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3093 I tried to follow your recipe but I knew a file in your cake would affect the moistness, so I added an extra stick of butter instead. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3094 You don't cut the mustard for me anymore, Larry 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3095 I tried to bake you a file in a cake, but it just didn't turn out like yours. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3096 The word on the street is, you make a killer apple bomb. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3097 Yes. I agree. The souffle was to die for. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3098 It's no on the parole. They've tasted your muffins. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3099 Maybe they just misspelled "crook"? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3100 They've taken away your Michelin stars. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3101 I warned you the President likes his steaks well done! 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
3102 I'd send you a cake, but I don't know how to bake. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3103 Are they going to let you prepare your ‘last meal’? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3104 The forks were on the right side, Lawrence, what did you expect? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
3105 Just so you know, it only takes a "few cases" of food poisoning to kill a five star rating. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
3106 When you said you'd committed a culinary crime, I thought you were referring to the cheap balsamic in the salad dressing. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
3107 The lawyer says you're facing 4 to 5 years per side. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
3108 charles, when do i put in the knife? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
3109 Stop stirring up trouble and get to the point. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
3110 Word on the outside is that the cheese sandwich souffle in the cafeteria has improved 100% since you hit the cell block. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
3111 The Yelp review was that bad? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
3112 Ok - I've arranged for a food truck to enter the prison grounds. Now tell me again your plan! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
3113 Bad news, Franz. The stollen you stole has gone stale. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
3114 Honey, it's four and twenty blackbirds, not black turds.... 1.2653 0.06247 98 81 8 9
3115 I told you, you make a killer profiterole but no, you wouldn’t listen! 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
3116 Did they approve our culinary visit? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3117 He thinks you have a shot... no one likes yelp. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3118 Chef, I warned you not to leak that story about the President's cheeseburgers in bed. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
3119 Look on the bright side - 45 minutes at 350 and you're done. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3120 please listen I can't view cartoon. How can I enter caption. You got my email let me know 1.2632 0.06728 95 81 3 11
3121 They’d let you go if you’re pastries weren’t so delectable. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3122 I’m sorry honey, but I’ve been enjoying a new dish. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3123 Your lawyer said you're done. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3124 Your lawyer recommends you plead insanity, not, "he deserved it when he used salted butter to bake a cake" 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3125 I'll have that to go. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3126 They didn’t mean literally “still breathing” when they ordered it. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3127 Your goose is cooked. Also, you're going to jail for a the rest of your life. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3128 The children want your crème brulee recipe. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3129 Metal file, are you serious? You're the pastry chef. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
3130 If you would just reveal your secret ingredient, the judge would let you out. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3131 You know, some people consider ketchup to be nutritious. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3132 How long have you been serving? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3133 I still think pineapple topping was a good idea 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3134 I told you to sharpen your knives. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3135 Great disguise. I'll meet you at the kitchen door right after lunch. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3136 You spoiled the broth too many times! 1.2632 0.06208 95 78 9 8
3137 You knew Imitation vanilla would get you in trouble. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3138 I told you this is where you'd end up when you accepted the position of White House Baker. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3139 I'm leaving you for the guy who makes the donuts. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3140 I warned you not to use the ‘death-by-chocolate’ recipe. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3141 I told you, endangered species means Do Not Cook Them! 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3142 If they try to make you prepare your own last meal, you should go on a hunger strike. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3143 Well apparently, “using too much Cilantro should be a crime” wasn’t just a silly phrase after all.... 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3144 You look like you've lost some weight... 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3145 The chicken was a rat! 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3146 I warned you about your killer soufflé. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3147 Mueller just subpoened the cannoli 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3148 I had trouble figuring out what to tip the process server. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3149 I should have believed you- your secret sauce is a killer. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3150 Do your remember table 4’s order? You started preparing it just before killing the sous-chef. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3151 You're a meth cook, not a meth chef. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3152 Stick a fork in you—you're done. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3153 I can forgive you, but you have to tell me where you hid the dough. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3154 They insist "Death by Chocolate" IS an indictable offense. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3155 I can understand the file and the shovel, but why do you need a Cuisinart? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3156 But I don’t think I can wait 10 to 15 years for your beef stroganoff. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3157 When they said your food was so good it should be illegal, I thought they were being metaphorical. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3158 The kids will be thrilled to learn you cooked oatmeal for 476 prisoners. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3159 Well, let’s face it. You are a bad chef. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3160 Sweetie, they took away the Michelin Stars. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3161 I thought you'd have enough dough to get yourself out of here. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3162 We regret to inform you that your Michelin star has been revoked. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3163 I can’t bake a cake with a knife in it, I can barely make coffee. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3164 C4 is NOT a secret ingredient! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3165 Apparently you and your associates spoiled the broth. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3166 I told you not to make off with all that dough. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3167 I should have told you that I put the arsenic on the spice shelf. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3168 Got caught poaching eggs, I suppose? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3169 Do you think you might be awhile ? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3170 Really, honey, you and the Candle-maker were more than a bit naive. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3171 The lamb shanks were a big hit. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3172 There's nothing I can do, dear. You're in a prison of your own baking. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3173 I see you haven’t told them that the only thing you can cook us the books. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3174 Too late – he’s got the third secret ingredient and is on the plane to Rio. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3175 "To die for" - until now, it was only an expression 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3176 I need your killer recipe for chicken fried steak. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3177 I told you not to steal that recipe. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3178 Apparently, in your specific case the jury will have an extra, 13th, juror. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3179 Yes, I heard you. The proof is in the pudding. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3180 That wasn't the way you win Cutthroat Kitchen. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3181 An episode of Iron Chef in prison? You'd flay 'em. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3182 Chef Boyardee is great with the kids 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3183 Is this month's special crime brûlée? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3184 The good news is I am learning a trade. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
3185 So, do you feel bad about stealing my recipe? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3186 I guess substituting arsenic for pepper was not a brilliant stroke of culinary genius. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3187 When they said you'd fry, did you ever think they meant this? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3188 Tell me the secret ingredient in your sauce and I'll have my father, the Governor, commute your sentence. This is your last chance, Armand. I beg you, please! 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3189 The soufflé fell. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3190 If I get the death penalty, I choose death by chocolate. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3191 I told those were killer chilli peppers 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3192 I’m sorry. You were right when you said serving me the filet well done would be a crime. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3193 Well, I guess your goose has been officially cooked now. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3194 There’s a file in the phyllo 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3195 I'm sorry, George, I'm leaving you for a nouvelle lover. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3196 For God's sake! the chicken was still alive! 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3197 Do you take Last Meal orders? 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3198 I know what I was supposed to hide in the cake, but I need a few more details about the recipe. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3199 Apparently, there is such a thing as too much Marzipan. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3200 Get me out of here, my cellmate is Gordon Ramsay 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3201 What do you think I meant when I said 'your goose is cooked!'? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3202 Honey, I think you took cooking the books a bit too far. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3203 Serving fish with red wine is not a crime dear. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
3204 I'm here to discuss your pilot, 'Duck à L'Orange is the New Black.' 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3205 I know the President likes his ice cream but did you have to announce loudly that it was a bombe glacé ? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3206 No hun, I bake you a cake with a file in it. Let me talk to your cellmate. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3207 Next time skip the mushrooms. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3208 How stupid can you be? I'm the one who is supposed to bring you a cake with a blade inside... 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3209 Your attorney said that using non-locally-sourced avocados is a Class B felony. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3210 Stop sulking, a 3rd Michelin Star always takes 25 years to life. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3211 I know it’s only five more years but I’m really getting tired of feeding the sourdough. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3212 Well-done, and I drop the charges. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3213 When I said it was so good you must have stolen the recipe, I was just kidding! 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3214 When I said, "cook the books," I didn't mean for you to dress the part. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3215 "That Killer Beef Stew- To Die For wasn't your recipe was it? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3216 It’s one thing to try to cook the books. It’s another thing to do it literally. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3217 I'm sorry, I thought when you said you needed the dough you meant.... 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3218 Your lawyer says that if you draw a judge that is antipasto but prosciutto we have a fighting chance. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3219 The new guy I'm living with isn't as good a cook as you are. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3220 Wait. I thought you were the one in prison. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3221 Your lawyer says you may get credit for your other food served. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3222 When you said you worked for the CIA I thought you meant Central Intelligence Agency. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3223 I don't know how they're getting online honey, but I'm just saying the Yelp reviews aren't good. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3224 I'm sorry, Frank, but the butcher and the candlestick maker are living with me. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3225 I thought you were kidding when you said that they treated you like a prisoner. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3226 I did tell you not to steal my mother's recipe, Dear. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
3227 They tore the kitchen apart but they never found where you hid your Michelin star. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
3228 And where does one buy this hacksaw cake you keep whispering about? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3229 Honey, I know you make a sublime borscht, but can you see why boasting on CNN that it's a big hit with POTUS and his friends might not have been a wise decision just now? 1.2632 0.06208 95 78 9 8
3230 I warned you about the look-alike truffles. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3231 If you continue making them brioche every morning they'll loose your paperwork for sure. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3232 This is exactly why nobody pokes the Pillbury Doughboy with a knife. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3233 I told you to check the expiration dates. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3234 I just can't keep calling you like this. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
3235 Quit telling me about census takers livers’ & fava beans. AND QUIT CALLING ME CLARICE! 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
3236 No, I'm telling you, for your own peace of mind, don't julienne the green beans. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3237 So, you won the ramen cook-off, huh? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3238 Just heard back from “Top Chef” and they turned you down for “Last Chance Kitchen”. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3239 And remember, The Donald likes it as close to the McDonald's version as possible. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
3240 So I assume catering the reception this weekend is out? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
3241 There are others ways to make people eat vegan food. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3242 And on my end I’m just so very sorry I said your blueberry pie was drop dead delicious. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
3243 The food may be terrible, but at least you don't have the stress of meal planning for a while. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3244 It was a good night for tips. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3245 I know this might have gone too far but...I did say I wanted gluten-free. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3246 OK Hank, what scam did you cook up this time? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3247 The attorneys say your goose is cooked. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3248 How long do you microwave Hot Pockets? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3249 Sure. A rat made you do it. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3250 No, no no, the judge said *thyme* served. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3251 When will you learn to quit cooking the books? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3252 Oui François. I will hide the file in a pâté. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3253 I think they would be suspicious if I hid it in a cake. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3254 I'll testify that the fish really was Chilean Sea Bass. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3255 Your flour power won't help you in here. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3256 So you’re saying it IS criminal to substitute ketchup for finely chopped imported Italian roasted red peppers? Huh. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3257 Try to find just one of them to cook for 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3258 You deveined Shrimp. Now you’re gonna fry. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3259 Looks like you may be facing up to 20 minutes at 350. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3260 Harold you do realize that cooking the books does not make you a chef. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3261 They said I signed a confession? I thought it said I was the Poissonier. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3262 So honey, where *did* you hide all the dough? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3263 YOU cooked the books and now you want ME to cook up something? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3264 You know I don’t have that kind of dough 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3265 Edgar, I warned you about cooking the books! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3266 I'm sorry, but last night's Foie Gras was criminal! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3267 I really don't like this secure version of facebook. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3268 A cake with a file in it? You're kidding right? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3269 Don’t worry. Prix fixe-ing not a capital offense. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3270 I'm so sorry, Andre, it was Michelin turned you in. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3271 I think they're watching your pot. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3272 I know I told you that I would wait but I'm running off with the candlestick maker. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3273 Who'll bring the bread home now? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3274 I talked to the lawyer, sounds like your goose is cooked Glen... 1.2581 0.04562 93 69 24 0
3275 "I warned you about talking back to Chef Ramsey". 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3276 How you gonna serve this? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3277 Thanks. But I have enough on my plate 1.2581 0.04562 93 69 24 0
3278 So tell me;"what's cooking?" 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3279 Yes, I agree that mother’s birthday cake was to die for. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3280 Mixing up ‘boysenberry’ and ‘poisonberry’ is an easy mistake to make. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3281 Darling, why did you have to cook the books ? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3282 Turns out the sous chef swapped the Reggiano for domestic. You ain't never gettin' out. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3283 This is a recipe for disaster! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3284 I'm sorry, I'm leaving you for your sous chef. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3285 Sounds like you’re in hot water. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3286 The curry was that bad? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3287 Your defense lawyer just texted me. She says your appeal collapsed faster than your last souffle. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3288 It may be your favorite recipe, but they still think you're cooking the books. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3289 I assure you, the cake is not extra heavy because of too much flour in the batter. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3290 I suppose you don't deliver... 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3291 Can you keep the hat? 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3292 Baker's Dozen is planning another heist. You in? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3293 Look Dear, it's the file that really matters. I don't need to use your recipe! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3294 I know, we both didn't like her, but why with your signature dish? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3295 I told you not to put ketchup on hot dogs. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3296 Ratatouille was a fictional movie. Your not allowed to do that in real life. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3297 I am afraid, your goose is already cooked 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3298 ...so then you saute the onions...? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3299 You stunned that lobster first, right ? They'll drop the cruelty charges, you'll see. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3300 I am sorry honey but you are off the menu 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3301 I am disappointed to learn that your fellow inmates are not savoring your renowned Indonesian pork satay. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3302 Have you thought about starting your own gang? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3303 The Food Channel canceled your ‘Cooks and Cons’ show. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3304 Can I get a refund on the cake I ordered for next Tuesday? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3305 Whippings, beatings, punching down. When is this all going to end? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3306 Whose secret recipe did you steal this time? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3307 So tell me, after the Bakery Job, where did you hide the dough? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3308 When I said to fillet it, I meant the fish. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3309 I brought the ingredients you requested for the cake, but they confiscated the file at the door. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3310 So what gave you the bright idea of using hemlock for a spice? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3311 Pairing a Cabernet Sauvignon with the caviar was criminal and there is no denying it. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3312 Yes, I can get a file but you're the baker. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3313 Where did you put the salt? 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3314 I told you using that stolen recipe would be dangerous!!!! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3315 Face it, Ernie. Losing is your plat du jour. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3316 The deconstructed apple pie is suing for cultural misappropriation. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3317 Don’t worry. Gluten isn’t a crime yet in New York. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3318 I sense this relationship will be ending in short order. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3319 “Death by Chocolate” was the name of the dessert not the means of disposing with boorish guests who wouldn’t leave. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3320 Do I bake it with the file, or should I slip it between the layers before I put the icing on? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3321 I know I know... life's a bitch...blah blah blah......is it one or two pinches of salt with the rigatoni el dente? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3322 Did you apply to do your time in the kitchen ? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3323 It was the Amanita phalloide, and you know it! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3324 The President will grant you a pardon but only if he can get a table for 6 at 8pm next Saturday. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3325 I don’t think I can’t sneak a file into what you call “a tasteless lump of flour.” 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3326 I hope you’re not cooking the books again. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3327 So, I guess knives were your secret ingredient. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3328 I told you it was a killer menu 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3329 So you finally cooked your own goose !! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3330 We miss you at the school cafeteria. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3331 Well dear, it looks like you've really cooked up some trouble this time around. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3332 We decided to pass on Prison Chef; do we really need another reality show? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3333 I told you adding kale to apple fritters was dangerous and immoral. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3334 Serves you right for searching the web on how to make a bombe! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3335 They found the cauliflower head. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3336 When you said you'd kill for the recipe, I hadn't thought you were serious. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3337 Your nails look fine. Why do you want a file in a cake? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3338 Yes, but you have to realize just how serious the school is about no nuts on the premises! 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3339 Why DID you call it your Killer Recipe? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3340 I brought the file but you have to bake your own cake. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3341 I know you stole the dough 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3342 You should never have cooked the books. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3343 I don't understand how you ended up here, either. It was a white collar crime. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3344 Next time bake the file in the cake! 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3345 Does this mean Suzy's cake won't be ready by her birthday? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3346 So this is your dream job! Cooking for 5000 inmates? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3347 Don't worry, it'll still be warm. I set the crock-pot to ultra slow. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3348 I don't care what they say honey, I think your mashed potatoes are sublime. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3349 Sorry about the wine, dear. It seems they have a problem with corkscrews. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3350 You have to show them that you can stop cooking the books. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3351 It was a little *too* sinful. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3352 The jurors didn’t believe you were a chef after they tasted your mashed potatoes. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3353 You'll get your just deserts. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3354 I told you that using corn sugar is criminal. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3355 The district attorney is offering 5 to 10 at 350 degrees. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3356 I warned you that your "special" brownies are not medical treatments. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3357 It turns out sue chef was the correct spelling. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3358 I beat Bobby Flay. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3359 They confiscated the powdered sugar and oregano. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3360 I told you they wouldn't believe that the dish simply ran away with the spoon. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3361 Keep an eye out for Jared 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3362 Don’t worry, I’ll just tell Mom we’ll be ordering takeout for dinner 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3363 We’ll just have to delay the wedding for 3 to 5 years. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3364 I told you not to say your recipe was fat free. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3365 Apparently, your too-good chocolate fondant was illegal. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3366 I told you it was a crime to use organic burrata as a pizza topping. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3367 Everyone on the jury ate at your restaurant. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3368 I told you cooking steak well done was a crime. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3369 Honey, you have to stop taking things so literally; all Linda said was your soufflé was to die for. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3370 You're a killer chef. How can they complain about the prison food ? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3371 So, I'm to believe you told her men like hot croquettes, not hot coquettes? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3372 And I thought you were kidding when you said your food was to die for. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3373 I'm sick and tired of this "if Martha Stewart could do it" crap. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3374 Your goose is cooked. I can bring you some leftovers. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3375 They say I'm gonna fry, but I'd prefer to be flambeed. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3376 I'm not cliche enough to suggest you bake a cake with a file in it. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3377 3 to 5 for a fallen souffle seems harsh. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3378 Hi, honey. What's cookin?' 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3379 Just let me finish what I came to say, then you can toque. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3380 I warned you that my grandma's oyster recipes were sketchy. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3381 Look, I know it’s your dream job but like I always said it just doesn’t pay!! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3382 I told you, real prosecutors don't eat quiche 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3383 Well, Martha Strewart might come back... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3384 Did anyone find out you used imitation vanilla? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3385 I wish that I had been sentenced to death by chocolate. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3386 I told you a thousand times, first you make a rue! 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3387 I told you substituting cayenne for paprika would be criminal. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3388 So, do I add the saws and chisels before or after baking? 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3389 I told you to whisk them, not beat! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3390 May I have your soufflé recipe? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3391 Well how were you supposed to know the food critic was married to the District Attorney? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3392 I wish they offered takeout. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3393 The receipe said veal not steal! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3394 You’re a chef, damn it. You can cook up some way to get outta this joint. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3395 The President tweeted that you're a great guy but trying to serve him that veggie burger went too far. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3396 You'll only be in for ten years but then you'll need to rest outside for another two 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3397 How come you never cooked on the outside? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3398 I told you to stay off the sauce. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3399 I'm sorry Maurice, but substituing butter-cream for fondant is criminal, simply criminal. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3400 I think I'm going to have to flip on the candlestick maker. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3401 I told you not to use the leftover Oysters from last week. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3402 I only told them your bouillabaisse is a killer. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3403 I think "killer soufflé" was a bad idea... 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3404 Have you thought about your last meal yet? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3405 The D.A. says you have to give back the dough or you're gonna fry. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3406 The prosecution's case is half-baked but expect a grilling on the stand. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3407 Some good news: they've found an antidote for your liver mousse. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3408 You just had to take "death by chocolate" to a whole new level, didn't you? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3409 I said killer seven course meal for twelve figuratively. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3410 You should have asked for an "arrest warrant", not "a restaurant". 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3411 I'll have the reheated Top Ramen with Jalapeño Cheese Squeeze please. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3412 Red wine with fish is a crime. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3413 What if I told you that I had something baking in the oven? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3414 Honey, telling them a rat has been controlling your movements from under your hat is not going to get you off the murder charges 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3415 What did you do? Beat an egg? Whip the cream? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3416 Your lobster bisque struck again, the death toll now stands at twelve. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3417 Was it the soup or creme brulee? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3418 Looks like they found the pudding. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3419 You can't just keep blaming everything on that damn mouse. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3420 Where'd you put the poaching pan? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3421 I told you if you didn't like the heat to get out of the kitchen. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3422 You were supposed to beat Bobby Flay,not kill him. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3423 I need your chicken soup recipe without the rat poison in it. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3424 I told you those weren't regular mushrooms. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
3425 How can I write a caption if I can't see the cartoon? 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3426 Actually, this isn't what I meant by a Cook's tour. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3427 Yes, it's true, I'm leaving you for the candlestick maker. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3428 I know you miss them, and I’m sorry I couldn’t bring them to visit, but culinary knives are technically classified as weapons 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3429 I warned you, in Trumpland medium-rare is a prosecutable offense. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3430 I told you not to serve foie gras in San Francisco. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3431 I got the ingredients you wanted. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3432 Just mail me that chicken parm recipe. I mean you’ve got plenty of time ... 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3433 I'm sorry, but it is a crime not to use butter for sauteing chanterelles! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
3434 It was a pastry to die for? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3435 Next time you make a chocolate cake that's 'like crack,' maybe don't put actual crack in it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3436 Well, Freddie. The way you were rolling the dough, they were bound to catch up with you. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3437 What about takeout? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3438 That's just not how you make authentic orecchiette, dear... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3439 What do I do with all the jars of spaghetti sauce returned from the stores, Mario? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3440 I'm begging you. Luther hates green vegetables. Please leave them out of his last meal. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3441 I found you a good lawyer, but I don't think we have enough dough left to afford him. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3442 I told you that food critic's verdict would be significant. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3443 I tried to warn you that not every part of the country was going to be on board with your farm-to-table menu! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3444 I told you to stop making your "Death by Chocolate" cake. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3445 You really cooked your goose this time. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3446 No, the file goes into the cake I send YOU. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3447 I don't have the dough. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3448 Your court-appointed attorney has agreed to use the homophone defense. But where did you even GET the ricin? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3449 Your case has become a lot more serious. The souffle didn't just fall, it died. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3450 It was your triple chocolate cake. Turns out it was a little too decadent. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3451 "I have no idea how they knew you were cooking the books.'' 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3452 ...and where did you ever find a chef's uniform in day-glo orange? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3453 Your dessert certainly looked good but the five fatalities who enjoyed it raised too much suspicion. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3454 It's no good! They don't like my food in here either!! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3455 You really fudged this one up Gerald. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3456 I swear I'm innocent, it was all the rat 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3457 How were you supposed to know making pasta Alfredo is a felony here in Italy? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3458 Oh Hon...That Death By Chocolate recipe finally caught up with you. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3459 I'm sorry, but I'm running away with the Pillsbury Doughboy. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3460 I don't mean it metaphorically. You literally left a bun in the oven. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3461 No! I told you to "add salt and batter"! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3462 Personally I think the cake is too obvious - let's see if we can't fit the knife in a cronut 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3463 Can’t you just be happy it had nail file in it? Who cares how it tasted? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3464 They say your borscht recipe was too good not to be suspicious ! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3465 It won't work to hide it in a cake. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3466 Apparently there is something worse than a one-star review. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3467 Your attorney says there is no defense for your bouillabaisse. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3468 I’d offer to make you a pie with a chisel in it, but I know how much you hate my baking! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3469 Unfortunately, your dad has pasta way. He ran out of thyme. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3470 No one is going to believe I cooked this one up. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3471 It is not a crime to use canned mushrooms. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3472 So, what are the "last-meal" selections tonight? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3473 How many times did I tell you that kid means baby goat? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3474 And your amuse-bouche sucked also. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3475 Yeah. They said even if it's behind glass, to look at it, it still has to be dairy, gluten, sugar and soy free. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3476 Can you sneak me a stick of butter and a whisk? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3477 They seized the foie gras. Every last ounce of it. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3478 Evidently, your restaurant's name, "To Grill a Mockingbird", violated several state laws. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3479 Your appeal failed. Now please give me the recipe for your sauce. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3480 I told you not to use anything in my refrigerator without checkin' the dates! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3481 Turns out the Judge is a "Foodie"-- and last month you served him pasta way past al dente 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3482 You told him the food was to die for. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3483 Wear it backward, you know, like the kids do. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3484 Actually, we're all pretty hungry. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3485 Your lawyer says that you may be imprisoned in Italy for serving beer with the pasta. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3486 I've also advised the butcher and candlestick maker to blend in with the general population. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3487 You shouldn't have told your mother-in law her last meal was 'to die for'. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3488 Well, I hope it was delicious. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3489 It was a misteak 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3490 The baker and candlestick maker sold you out. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3491 That was a killer strogonoff. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3492 Can I still get takeout? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3493 I guess a ‘to go’ order is out of the question? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3494 Apparently your idea of "cooking" and "books" is very different than theirs. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3495 Honey, you you knew that in France, a soufflé that doesn't rise is a felony. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3496 If I get the ingredients could you just bake your own file into a cake. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3497 You stole my friggin baking outfit too? 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3498 I can get you off the over-seasoning charge as carelessness, but leaking secret recipes is virtually treasonous. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3499 As your attorney, it is my obligation to inform you that your case will not go over easy. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3500 A file in a cake? Really? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3501 I’ve got the file. Can you bake the cake? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3502 I'm afraid you're pasta the statute of limitations. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3503 My mother's recipe was meant for you, not your customers. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3504 Louis, you heard what the judge said: " three cases of salmonella and you're out." 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3505 When I said I wanted to send her a bomb cake I didn't mean it like that... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3506 That's the best plan you can cook up? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3507 I asked for a SOUS CHEF. Not a sue chef... 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3508 They said your soufflé was to die for 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3509 I don’t care what you say now—you’d never forgive me if I ruined a perfectly good cake with a file. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3510 The Judge included something about al dente in your sentencing. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3511 Furthermore, the stuff you put in the soup didn't even kill him...he just got sick all over my oriental rug! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3512 It's my fault, Ratatouille was wrong. We shouldn't have let the rats in the kitchen. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3513 Don’t worry, your sous chef took care of that guy who wrote the bad Yelp review. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3514 Here’s the thing, the goose’s owner won’t press charges if we return the golden eggs. The lawyer took the eggs as his fee, so your goose is cooked. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3515 If you want me to help you get out you have to give me your cake recipe. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3516 Are you planning a jailbake at midnight? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3517 Yes, I imagine the food in there is also a crime. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3518 We'll let you out when you make a good carb free brownie. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3519 The Revenge of the Gay Wedding Cake. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3520 When you said, "This is so good it should be illegal," I thought they was just hyperbole. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3521 No, it's not him. If you must know, he's a candlestick maker. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3522 I think the death sentence is enough and you shouldn't have to cook your own last meal! 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3523 I told you cooking the books was a bad idea 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3524 You're out of here tomorrow but will have to stay away from roller pins for 6 years. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3525 The warden asked if you wanted to make your last meal. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3526 You should have left the gun; the cannolis were already gone. 1.2556 0.06233 90 74 9 7
3527 I told you not to use trans fats. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3528 What did you expect? When you're a toque on the take you get tooken? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3529 Maybe next time you'll listen when I tell you NOT to get on Gordon Ramsay's bad side. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3530 Where did you stash the dough? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3531 Killer souffle indeed. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3532 Well, now we know the warden doesn't like mushrooms. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3533 I know they said five to six years, but I need the cake this weekend. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3534 Dessert was a killer, not you. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3535 I'm sorry I wrote that your lasagna was a crime. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3536 Yes, of course the knife is in it, but I had to go with butter cream frosting. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3537 The vice squad said your Chef's Surprise is illegal at a kid's party. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3538 So then its going to be 12 years, or 13? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3539 I know, his McDonalds habit was insulting, but poisoning the President? Really?! White House Chef jobs don't come along every week you know? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3540 You may not like it now, but it's an acquired taste. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3541 If you bake the cake, I'll bring the file. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3542 I told you they were going to grill you for it. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3543 'And the DA says he can hold you for those four and twenty blackbirds'. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3544 Just think of the lethal injection as a final marinade. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3545 How's that secret sauce working out for you? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3546 I've brought cigarettes you can trade for truffle sauce. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3547 I thought it was obvious they would arrest the butcher. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3548 Your lawyer is having a hard time finding a defense for death by chocolate . 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3549 This trial's going to be no cakewalk. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3550 Doing thyme 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3551 No, I told you is was a public master BAKER contest. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3552 The olive oil isn't even extra-virgin. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3553 So, you’re saying that using gun powder instead of baking powder to achieve your ‘taste explosion in every bite’ may not have been such a good idea after all? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3554 You could have just googled the ingredients for Shepards pie Bill. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3555 It was the police, not the food critics, who said your goose is cooked. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3556 Foie gras faux pas? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3557 Won't you at least tell me if that's sage I taste in it? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3558 Don't worry, hon, you'll cook something up. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3559 The DA will reduce your sentence to 6 months, if you tell him the recipe for your "Better-Than-Sex" cake. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3560 So you got canned? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3561 We have the sous chef cooking the books now. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3562 Look on the bright side, no more stinging restaurant reviews. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3563 Okay, okay. Maybe "criminal" wasn't the most correct word I should have used in describing your veal parmigiana. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3564 If I'd have known, I would have never given you four stars! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3565 The judge thought your quiche was to die for. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3566 Think of this as an opportunity to improve your knife skills. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3567 I know, I know. Nobody knew the hotcakes were really hot. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3568 You expect me to tell my boss I got a reservation for 2027? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3569 I'm sorry your "my knife skills aren't that good" defense failed. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3570 So that was some killer pastry 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3571 Like they say, if you can't do the thyme, don't do the crime. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3572 Well honey, at least they gave you a job you're experienced in, where nobody's gonna complain about Roundup on the lettuce! 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3573 He wants to change your plea to 'non compos tapas. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3574 When I said the dessert special was death-by-chocolate, I was only joking 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3575 Well have you tried the paring shiv? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3576 What were you thinking, corned beef on white bread with mayo at Saul’s Deli? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3577 If only you hadn't posted Emeril's recipe on Facebook as your own ... 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3578 They're saying "reasonable suspicion" because the body was cut up julienne. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3579 That box was clearly marked "Best by Jan 1, 1999"! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3580 The D.A. told me that you'll fry for this. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3581 Is the food at least free-range? 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3582 I'm sorry Henri, but you're the one who said putting ketchup on filet was a capital offense. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3583 Well, what you did to that omelet was a crime! 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3584 "The warden said the inmates are stupid and I should use "Cooking for Dummies"". 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3585 So tell me, Seymour, has all the money I spent on your Cordon Bleu training finally paid off? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3586 Anyone else would be satisfied with a file hidden in a cake, but no, only Tronçonneuse en Croquembouche was worthy of the master. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3587 Lemon Meringue to die for was just a menu description. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3588 They confiscated your whisk? So use your shiv to finish making your stupid ganache. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3589 I don't care how long you're in for -- I'll waitress for you. 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3590 We should have known those truffles we're hot. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3591 I said, “the recipe calls for capers”! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3592 Four and twenty years Harry? I knew that blackbird pie was a bad idea! 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3593 They say you're going to get fried... 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3594 I don't think your stir crazy defense is going to fly. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3595 Honey, I told you not to serve the raw oysters! 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3596 Oh Richard... I told you not to eat the batter 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3597 I know dear, the butler did it. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3598 Still cage free? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
3599 I cooked the books. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3600 Cut the baloney, did you do it? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
3601 They refuse to take the "death by chocolate" penalty off the table. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
3602 I didn't realize your couldn't stand the heat 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
3603 Honey, I think your goose is cooked. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
3604 Been slicing onions or are you just glad to see me? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3605 Why couldn't you of just checked the expiration dates? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
3606 Honey, I've forgiven you many mistakes, but his really takes the cake. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
3607 You say they have the wrong guy because you saw Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the candle stick.? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
3608 Once again, is it three or four teaspoons = 1 tablespoon? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3609 They found a knife, which doesn't look good with your history of beating and whipping at work. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3610 The judge won't suspend your contempt conviction until you give up your secret sauce recipe. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3611 Don't worry I burnt all the receipts before the arrest. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3612 I just spoke with the lawyer, and he says you're cooked. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3613 I want a eggless, flourless, gluten-free, non-dairy, low-fat, no sugar, vegan cake - and make it tasty 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3614 The judge said your pasta was criminal. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3615 I thought "it's a crime to cook like that" was a compliment. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3616 Not such a good marketing slogan after all...Food to Die For... 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3617 They offered you the option of being baked rather than fried. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3618 So you are saying you got framed for cooking the books? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3619 George, I told you to get new glasses! They ordered RAGUE... not Raoul. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3620 I warned you about poaching eggs in this town! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3621 So, I expect you have nothing to go. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3622 Okay but I don't think it will smell like truffle anymore. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3623 How many time have I told you that it takes years to learn how to prepare blowfish? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3624 You say you're innocent, there were two other men in the tub? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3625 Those buns really WERE killer 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
3626 You're going to knead some dough to make bail. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3627 I talked with your lawyer and he suggested that I sign up for cooking classes. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3628 You can’t claim self defense just because the customer said it was too pink. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3629 The cake I'm supposed to put the file in...does the recipe call for one teaspoon of baking soda or two? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
3630 I told you to take death by chocolate off the menu. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3631 Chicken Kiev? That's how I got in here in the first place. I'm going back to Cheeseburgers... something I know he likes, and understands. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3632 Look on the bright side--you've always wanted a captive audience. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3633 You can’t assault someone over the quality of their roux. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3634 I told you not to use the microwave. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3635 I don't think they'll let you make home deliveries dear. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3636 Just because you call him your sue chef does not mean he'd make a good lawyer. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3637 I’m so sorry that you refused to share your lasagna recipe. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3638 You should have known making mock apple pie is fraud. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3639 They're charging you with burger-lary and rabe-ery. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
3640 Oh, my poor Pierre, not recipe theft again! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3641 I told you not to put Death By Chocolate on the menu. 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
3642 They were warned not to ask for substitutions. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3643 Hello, how can I take your order? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3644 There are worse kitchens to work. You could be in prison. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3645 They think it was your secret sauce. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3646 I warned you... Don’t squeeze the lime if you can’t add the thyme... 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3647 No news from your lawyer, but we learned that you are not Top Chef. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3648 I understand visiting hours are restricted but could guide me through your chocolate volcano recipe? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3649 I found the file. Give me your cake recipe. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
3650 They've set bail at 30,000 croissants. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3651 So, when are you going to fry? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3652 I know you're not sleeping well but tell me about the food... 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3653 I told you not to pair a white wine with steak. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3654 A file in a cake is too obvious. How about a nail clipper in a petit four? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3655 Bake your own cake and put a file in it. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3656 Apparently it's still illegal to toque. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3657 You got the dough? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3658 You just had to keep cooking the books, didn't you? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3659 Sporks in there only, huh? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3660 So what are you cooking up now. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3661 I had to pawn all the egg spoons to pay the lawyer. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
3662 I not only lost the file, I lost your recipe for the cake ! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
3663 I TOLD you your bouillabaisse was so delicious it was criminal, but would you listen? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3664 Didn't you consider that using your killer sauce would leave a trail? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3665 Yes, I'm sure I checked the oven before I left the house. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3666 I warned you that the amount of cream in that gratin was criminal. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3667 What did you expect when you told the judge he was half-baked. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3668 Does this mean I’m not getting dessert? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3669 It looks like your appeal went the way of your soufflé - it fell flat. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3670 I told you they did NOT look like morels, 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3671 Yes Dear, I know it's extreme, but you know the rule about mixing cheese with fish. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3672 I told you! You should have cooked up something better. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3673 Your pastry chef suggests changing the name of the restaurant to "Just Desserts". 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3674 "I'm sorry I missed the deadline. 'Appeal' just sounds a lot like 'apple peel'". 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3675 They may have guessed how we're smuggling that contraband in. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3676 Less than a month out on parole and you get busted for pushing foie gras? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3677 We're out of truffles. Now what? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3678 Yeah, I think I could get you saffron. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3679 No bail....You reheated a souffle! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3680 No, I haven't run into Martha Stewart. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3681 Bad news. They’re seeking the death-by-chocolate penalty. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3682 They found the saffron 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3683 You are being charged with a salt and hattery. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3684 If you just hadn't stolen that recipe from Emirel. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3685 Dieting has become so much easier. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3686 . A file in a loaf of bread. No one would ever suspect. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3687 Okay I brought the file but I need you to bake the cake. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3688 They found your recipe for cooking the books. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3689 It seems there's a statutory difference between sauce and saucy. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3690 No that's not good news that the warden loved your Souffle! You'll be in for a long time now! 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3691 Michelin doesn't award stars to prisons 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3692 So cruel. You were days away from your last Easter Egg Hunt at the White House.... 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3693 "Poisson" mea4ns fish in French, Chef, not poison 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3694 Is the type of cake really that important? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3695 Bad news from Drury Lane - the muffin man is taking the Fifth. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3696 They won't commute your sentence. You're stuck with a baker's dozen. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3697 Being sauced is no excuse. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3698 Well, you´ll just have to make another 8" Chef´s Shiv. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3699 Chef, boyare-you in trouble 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3700 When you said you were making bread, I didn't think you meant it like this. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3701 Well Honey, you always wanted to handle dough. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3702 Your souffle was not meant to die for 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3703 I couldn't find a recipe in your cookbook for lemon cake with a file filling. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3704 I warned you that adding more garlic was criminal. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3705 Your bail is set at two hundred truffles and a kale salad. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3706 I told you you should have given Trump more than one scoop. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3707 You have to change your recipe for mincemeat. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3708 Another thing about Ernie. He dresses appropriately. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3709 When they said your cooking was a crime against humanity, they meant it literally. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3710 But we had enough dough to last a lifetime. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3711 Forensic report says there was a picogram of gluten in the cake. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3712 They loved the tart, monsieur. The tort is another story... 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3713 They're willing to reduce my sentence for a reality show deal. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3714 It's not as if you are competing in a bake-off contest. I'm simply suggesting that you think of a file as the most important element in the creation of a moist cake. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3715 I'll wait for you, but only because I've got a bun in the oven, too. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3716 I told you Sweeney Todd was not a good role model for cooking. 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3717 I know it hard in here, but how long do I keep it in the oven for again? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3718 How long, yet? The kids are sick of fast food. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3719 So your soufflé fell. Since when is that a crime? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3720 So you want to claim that throwing your tart out a window was a crime of passion fruit? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3721 Their best offer is 8 to 12 at 350. Cool. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3722 It actually is a crime to flatten a souffle. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3723 I knew overcooking the fish was a crime but I didn't know it was a felony. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3724 Just tell them where the croissants are buried, Henri. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3725 So... how’s life in the Penné-tentiary? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3726 Well, Dear, I did warn you not to cook the books. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3727 The affair I can forgive, but you were also cooking the books for her! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3728 I told you the exploding wedding cake was a bad idea! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3729 Unfortunately, your sauce last night was killer! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3730 Honey, did you misplace our big knife again? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3731 We'll get it downgraded to manslaughter by chocolate 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3732 I'm gonna say this once, chef. When I say medium rare, I mean medium rare. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3733 How’s the pate in here. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3734 We can’t post bail. We ran out of dough 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3735 Sorry Andre, they consider a duck press contraband. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3736 That's not what they meant by "yellow cake," Bob! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3737 Your lawyer says your cooked. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3738 I didn’t know it was against the law to put bone broth in a vegans stew 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3739 I hear you're doing a dozen. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3740 I told you to stay out of the kitchen. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3741 But the good news is your scones won first prize at the county fair. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3742 I recommend 'temporary insanity' as a defense for killing your sous-chef after he ruined the Bearnaise sauce three times. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3743 Use my recipe for a chocolate ganache cake. That should conceal a file quite well. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3744 Yes, it's true! I'm leaving you for Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3745 And when you get out you can write a recipe book titled Prison Cuisine. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3746 I'd like an order of "viande mystérieuse" to go. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3747 Gary, they made a mistake, they said "sou chef", not "sue the chef", you're free to go... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3748 I’ll bake a cake, I’ll put a file in it, but I’m not locally sourcing the eggs. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3749 The soufflé was to die for. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3750 When I said your Escargot de Bourgogne was "postively criminal" I didn't expect this! 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3751 i’m not sure that makes you gay 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3752 He asked for ketchup with his well-done steak, but just I couldn't do it. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3753 I'm leaving you for the butcher. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3754 They say they’ll release you if you give them the recipe for baba au rhum. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3755 Please bake a 3 layer birthday cake for inmate #42529 and insert a 8” hacksaw in the bottom layer. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3756 I told you they would find out you were skimming more than the soup stock. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3757 The mushrooms were psilocybin ! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3758 No, not until April. Apparently you were sentenced to a baker's dozen months. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3759 I told you not to sell the brownies! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3760 Unfortunately we've had to take back your Michelin Star. I'm sorry. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3761 Let’s just say the soufflé collapsed. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3762 What was I supposed to do with a zip file, George? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3763 I will miss your Italian Chicken, it was to die for. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3764 The pasta is the pasta, Gianni. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3765 All this just for not offering gluten free options? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3766 The judge said you'll fry. But I didn't quite catch the inflection. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3767 I just told them that your crème brûlée was so good it should be illegal... 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3768 I guess in New York when they say it was criminal the way you cook a steak, they're serious. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3769 Good news. Foie Gras ban is lifted, but we couldn't do anything about the embezzlement count. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3770 I'm sorry, dear...I've gone back to margarine. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3771 You don't bake me a cake, I bake you a cake, you're the one who needs a file! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3772 Bad news. They found the hot pot. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3773 I warned you when you came to work in France to never use 2% milk instead of cream in the Creme Brûlée. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3774 It was The Hamburglar who snitched. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3775 With your chicken that dry, you're lucky that you didn't get a life sentence. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3776 I told you not to serve that steak rare to President Trump 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3777 Of course the food is terrible in there; what did you expect? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3778 I could've sworn I told you my mother was Kosher 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3779 Gloria Steinem said your chicken has come home to roost. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3780 OK, I'll bring you the recipe for a cake with a file in it. 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3781 Wait. You want ME to bake YOU a cake with a file in it? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3782 No, not that kind of fry. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3783 All he said was that it was a little overcooked. Don't you think that was a bit of an overreaction? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3784 Maybe they’ll be more lenient if you tell them how badly you needed the dough. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3785 I named our daughter Salmon-Ella in honor of your old restaurant's extremely low sanitation score. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3786 The fast-food mob is using your scape-goat recipe. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3787 The pasta will be out in ten to 12. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3788 YOU WERE WARNED AND YOU DID IT ANYWAY...THAT WAS A FAMILY SECRET RECIPE! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3789 Apparently the food critic was right--your ratatouille is a crime against humanity. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3790 I hope you don't mind that I changed your recipe. I thought chocolate would taste better than a metal file. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3791 I told you the judge hates cilantro! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3792 O-day ou-yay ave-hay e-thay ecipe-ray or-fay e-thay ake-cay ith-way a-way ile-fay? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3793 So I guess supper tonight at home is a no go? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3794 When do I add the gun to the batter? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3795 Did you cook the books? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3796 File not phyllo. F.I.L.E. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3797 Possession with the intent to distribute gluten? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3798 I am afraid, your goose is already cooked 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3799 My mother bet me I couldn't make a car out of tortellini but you should've seen her face as I drove pasta. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3800 'I'm leaving you for the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man,who lives on Drury Lane.' 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3801 Give me your secret aioli recipe or I won't testify. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3802 The warden said he wanted you to stew on it for a little while... but most likely you'll fry. I don't know about that warden, I feel that was in poor taste. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3803 Didn't I tell you not to buy the Ginzo knife. I said just order the hat, dear. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3804 I've always said you add the milk to your béchamel too fast, now look where it's gotten you. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3805 Yes, the lasagna really was that bad. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3806 They found your DNA on that burnt souffle. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3807 I heard their star witness is that little rat chef from your last restaurant. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3808 The butcher's body came ashore, but we can't prove a candlestick was the weapon 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
3809 I thought that Ganja was a flavor, like mint and basil. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3810 I think bringing you a cake would seem a bit suspicious. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3811 What made you think you could get away with using chicken livers in foie gras? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3812 Honey, I TOLD you not to cook the books! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3813 I told you, "Never serve red wine with fish". 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3814 The whites are afraid of being beaten.. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3815 Ok, one more time, exactly WHAT happened after she said “this meal is a crime”? 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
3816 I guess the old 'cake with a file in it' is out of the question. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3817 I told you not to serve the President that Chinese caviar... 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3818 Are you feeding them enough in here? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3819 Jimmy, I love you, but we need more dough. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3820 I'll have that to go. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3821 When you said “it’s to die for” what did they think you meant? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3822 I love you, too, son, but I won't give you my dumpling recipe unless you get me out of here. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3823 You gave your mother forty whisks? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3824 you should'nt have taken death by chocolate so seriously 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3825 The DA is adamant that your crème brulee was mushy and uninspired. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3826 The verdict was gluten-free. I'm sorry. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3827 Sorry to bother you Hon’, but could you kindly remind me the beef Wellington recipe? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3828 You knew it was illegal to deal mushrooms. 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
3829 You want me to smuggle you the ingredients to bake a cake? In what? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3830 When you said you iced someone, I didn't think you'd end up here. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3831 The guard confiscated the sprigs of rosemary. He says you'll smoke them. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3832 You should be good at stir. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3833 One toque over the line? That's not even a crime. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3834 I’m afraid we’ll have to think of something other than a cake 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3835 I can probably get them down to time served, but you'll have to admit that the Croque Monsieur was uninspired. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3836 My husband also requests that you serve the dressing on the side with his salade nicoise. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3837 That stew was to die for! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3838 How's the Chicken Kiev? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3839 The prison is now fully booked well into next year, so they might keep you in for a little longer, they said. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3840 I guess pineapple on pizza is criminal 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3841 I'm leaving you, Carl. I didn't realize you were the catch of the day. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3842 I told you you were playing with fire 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3843 Yes, but you know how to make a killer sauce without cyanide... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3844 OK, I'll bring a file. But you bake the cake. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3845 Yes, a file inside, but it has to be a Marjolaine cake, and don’t let the meringue get limp. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
3846 It'll be ok, just never drop the dish soap. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
3847 "When you tried to kill me, didn't you realize that the oven pilot light was out? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3848 Ya’ know, Death by Chocolate is only a name. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3849 They promised to be lenient if you tell them where you bought the mushrooms. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3850 Aww fudge, did it have to be death by chocolate? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3851 The judge said he wanted to let you stew in your thoughts. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
3852 The police determined that that fly in the soup was actually polonium-210. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3853 They say your duck was flavorless and chewy. That's criminal in France. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3854 They said the inmates weren't being punished enough... 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3855 Sorry hon, but no one carries a thirty year egg timer. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3856 No one's looking...slip me the salt. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3857 It was only a matter of time before someone found your stash of Velveeta. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3858 I need your recipe for the "Sweeney Todd Pie"! 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3859 I miss your bouillabaisse. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3860 You really cooked your goose this time, didn't you. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3861 They told me that I was overqualified to work in the kitchen 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3862 They’ve nixed death-by-chocolate. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3863 I can pick up the vegetables but I think the knife will be a problem. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3864 You deserve to stay put for beating the eggs time after time after time. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3865 They said you can make your own last meal, but you might have to borrow some homemade knives from your neighbors. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3866 I told you $21.95 for meatloaf was a crime. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3867 No, I can't bring you any dough! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3868 They replaced you with an Instant Pot. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3869 They checked your alibi, but he’d been served already. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3870 Harold, you're in for more than just a toque. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3871 ...and then she said, "This cake tastes so good it should be illegal!" 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3872 I didn't think your cooking was THAT bad! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3873 It's your own fault Francois , I told you that cyanide was not a substitute for almond extract! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3874 Well, didn’t I TELL you the Soup Nazi was still pissed? Wanna get out? Return the recipes. Oh, and btw -- he also makes a mean souffle. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3875 A file in a cake? Jacques, honestly, where's the creative inspiration in that? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3876 I didn't realize asking if she enjoyed the chicken breast would get me in trouble 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3877 You want what kind of cake? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3878 Are you a no good cook or crook? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3879 They say you won't be done for 30 months. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3880 I need to know...with how much force did you pat the cake? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3881 It's a "no" on a reduced sentence, and a "yes" on a five-star yelp review. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3882 I can't remember: does the file go in before adding the buttermilk or after? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3883 Next time someone asks you to help barbecue a pig, make sure they mean it literally. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3884 I want what the warden is having! 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3885 Your salmon was good, but your cherry flambé was criminal. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3886 Unfortunately, Gordon Ramsay still says you should be 'f#@&en executed' for that atrocious jus. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3887 I told you what would happen if you didn't bake the Same Sex Wedding Cake. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3888 Why couldn't you have realized that 'Death by Chocolate' was just a cutesy name for a dessert? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3889 I knew one of these schemes you keep cooking up would get you in trouble one day... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3890 Yes, it's serious. Your gluten level was was above the FDA limit. You could lose your license. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3891 They didn’t buy the Casey Ryback defense? 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
3892 I want a diborscht. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3893 They tell me you murdered the sauce. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3894 I’m so sorry, the judge ruled Death by Chocolate. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3895 It's only a matter of time before they have proof you swallowed the gold leaf. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3896 Not the recipe file...the recipe with a file 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3897 All your dough is going to your lawyer. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3898 Good news we got a reduction. Bad news the Judge is gluten intolerant. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3899 Your application for Presidential Chef de Jour is under consideration. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3900 It’s good to see you, Harry, but I really prefer ordering online 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3901 Don’t worry- They returned your knife. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3902 My husband is probably too embarrassed to tell you, but he needs a low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol last meal. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3903 You were supposed to add her after the cake was baked you moron! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3904 I don't know how I'll raise the dough with you in here. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3905 'Exactly how do I make this cake with a key in it?' 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3906 You'll be eligible for parole the sooner of 5 years or when gluten is back in fashion. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3907 Well I'm sorry the vinaigrette is too thick, but you probably shouldn't have killed that guy. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3908 More eggs have come forward. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3909 They said they caught you beating an egg. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3910 I told you kobe beef doesn't actually come from the man himself. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3911 But all the invitations have gone out. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3912 Look on the bright side. Farm-to-table is burgeoning upstate. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
3913 The good news is I have permission to cook your last meal. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3914 Pain Perdu won’t work. They know you took the dough. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
3915 They are going to bake you instead of fry you. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
3916 Make sure all of the recipes are password protected. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3917 As I told the woman at the ticket booth, I repeat, I am here for the taping of the Naked Chef! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3918 Honey, I have told you a million times, "what happens in the walk-in stays in the walk-in" is no t a legitimate defense. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3919 The prosecutor is recommending 'Death by Chocolate'. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3920 Here's the rub, 2 made it out on the tub: the butcher and candlestick maker. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3921 "We could plead Bad Hat Day. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3922 Trumps personal Chef... and you overheard what? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3923 I'll pay your bail if you promise to stay out of the kitchen! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3924 I had to testify...You did leave the turkey out too long. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3925 Hollandaise broke, Bearnaise turned on you, and Souffle collapsed. But don't worry, Flambe is running the restaurant. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3926 I've been telling you years: "...too much garlic..." 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3927 I understand it's a tough crowd, Pierre. Maybe it's time to give the boys a taste of your warden flambé. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3928 I can't get you out a there until you agree to do the dishes once in a while. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3929 I told you not to go off half baked...... 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3930 I told you that substituting margarine for butter was a crime – but you didn’t believe me. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3931 It's great that for your final act of rehabilitation they are making you prepare your own last meal. But don't expect me to do the dishes. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3932 I hear you're in for HOT cross buns again. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3933 So, they won't let you cook gluten-free? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3934 Looks like an officer accidentally ate the leg of lamb for lunch. You should be released this afternoon. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3935 Bake yourself a cake with a file in it. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3936 Since I am not your lawyer, all I can say is a Baker's dozen is 13, not 12. 12 is Fraud. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3937 I warned you not to substitute margarine for butter. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3938 At least you delivered that killer meal you've always promised. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3939 The dishwasher said he would recant for more tips. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3940 I never understood until now your what you meant by needing more dough ! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3941 They're willing to drop the charges, if you promise not to sue, Chef. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3942 Apparently, your ganache lacks shine. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3943 Again, how much salt for each wound? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3944 I told you not to put cilantro in the chicken salad! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3945 Seriously? You had to take killer pastries to the next level? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3946 You killed The Butcher and the Candlestick maker 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
3947 That’s what happens when you rub a dub dub with two strangers in a tub. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3948 So you put the batter in once the oil is hot? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3949 The jig is up...your fingerprints were all over the canned spaghetti sauce. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3950 With a candlestick in the conservatory? I'd have guessed with a knife in the kitchen. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3951 Sooner or later, I sure you'll get used to margarine. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3952 I just can’t take hearing any more about what you’ve cooked up. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3953 So, tell me how to keep the file from deflating the souffle. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3954 I can't raise the dough to get you out of here! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3955 So confess -- did you really collude with the Russians on the pierogi recipe? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3956 I told you the "Bombe Glacée" was a bad idea for the Policemen's Ball! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3957 I watched him put A1 on my steak. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3958 The DA’s office calls it their Baker’s Dozen plea deal . 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3959 He said he didn't have the dough. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3960 Which goes in first, the flour, the eggs or the saw? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3961 Harold why did you have to beat those eggs? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3962 Fine, I'll smuggle in your cake - but it'll have to be hidden inside a hacksaw. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3963 Have you cooked up another crime? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3964 No, honey, I can't put the file in the cake if you bake it. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3965 Two years of culinary confinement but you'll have to admit you used ketchup on the truffles. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3966 Wouldn't be better if we switched sides and you baked the cake with the file in it? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3967 Your goose is cooked - speaking figuratively of course. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3968 I could't help but beat the egg 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3969 I will order a huge cake and you can hide inside it. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3970 Consider whether claiming executive privilege was the best response to a cheeseburger question. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3971 You look baked honey. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3972 I don't think the "file-in-the-cake" thing will work this time. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3973 The good news is that I found an attorney who collects Takobiki knives. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3974 Oh, Ed, you held up a food bank? How distasteful! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3975 It's bad news, dear; they have you on tape saying that roasted quail with mushrooms pairs perfectly with diet soda. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3976 AFTER POISONING MY HUSBAND, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO COOK HERE? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3977 Manchego and Gruyere - they'll be out soon. Gouda is going to be here for a long time. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3978 The lawyer said Michelin's new policy is draconian and he's doing everything he can. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3979 When I said your chocolate torte should be illegal, I only meant it was delicious. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3980 What made you think you could get away with serving caged eggs? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3981 I told you the clams ala Snickers wouldn’t go over well. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3982 He was a great chef until he cooked the books 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3983 I told you that getaway plan was half-baked. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3984 Well, I told you not to bake Alaska! 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
3985 We're staying open, serving 5 - 10. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3986 When you said you were making a "killer chocolate cake," I didn't think you meant it literally! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3987 I don’t know, the guy said ‘and can I have pineapple on that pizza’ and I just snapped! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3988 How's poisson? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3989 And I thought the French were tough about a collapsed cheese soufflé. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3990 Oh dear, I’m glad I caught you; I have been so busy I forgot to place my order for the cakes. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3991 I’m sure you’ll be fine if you swear the cake was gluten free. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3992 They put a poisoner to work in the prison kitchen? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3993 Pekingese sushi was a bad idea. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3994 I told you that you can't fake a Michelin star. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3995 You’re getting out soon so I’ve submitted your resume for a job as a short order crook. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3996 Just put the dough in a large sack and meet me in the parking lot. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3997 I checked. Gordon Ramsey -is- judge, jury and executioner. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3998 Wouldn't hiding a file in a cake be somewhat redundant? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3999 Two stars. Not a special journey, but still worth the detour. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4000 I told you those gluten people don't like to be tricked. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4001 Calling the special, Bobby Filet, was funny at the time, but now, dear, you are paying the price. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4002 I wouldn't call your tasting menu a crime, either, but I don't have two Michelin stars. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4003 Your the one who does all the baking; how am I going to smuggle a file in here to you? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4004 Pictured: a production still from The Lamb Shank Redemption. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4005 They said they will keep you safe, as long as you never surrender the recipe of that apple pie. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4006 Can I get an order to go ? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4007 You shouldn’t have beaten the eggs. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4008 Why don't YOU bake a cake with a knife hidden inside? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4009 I told you the way you cook is criminal. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4010 You charged for the amuse-bouches, and it was all downhill from there. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4011 The good news is the Warden OK'd your request to set the electric-chair at 350 degrees for 30 minutes! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4012 I only have an emery board, no files. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4013 I'd send you a cake with a file inside, but I got married to you because I don't know how to bake. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4014 President Trump thinks you're an outsider and wants you to head the FDA. Drain the swamp, bebe. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4015 I brought you a cake with a cake inside. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4016 Apparently you're being charged with "Pan-Slaughter". The dough has risen, Frank. You're crusted. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4017 What is the penalty for over cooking the books? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4018 You won't be able to make America cake again. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4019 They have witnesses, dear--it was a first-degree double-dip. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4020 Can't raise your bail. They froze your dough. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4021 You say consomme, I say conjugal.....a visit is a visit. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4022 Sorry but I’m leaving you for the pizza delivery guy. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4023 Don't worry, I found a lawyer that specializes in hamburglary. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4024 I didn't realize insider trading of recipes was illegal. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4025 I'm going to Yelp you out of here! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4026 I told you cow doesn't qualify for "catch of the day" 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4027 What did you expect showing up to work half-baked!? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4028 Honey, the Martha Stewart website still hasn't gotten back to me about how to smuggle in brown sugar? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4029 I'm sorry it wasn't up yo your standards, but you weren't meant to eat the cake. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4030 The bad news is that your sentence is 20 years, but the good news is there's a fan in your cell which reduces the time to 15. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4031 Don't worry, a dozen years isn't as many as you think. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4032 For some reason, they won't allow me to bring in your carving tools.... 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4033 It's your own fault! You should never have used honey in that vegan dish. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4034 I told you before, marijuana cookies are only legal in Colorado. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4035 My cooking class would like to know what you're planning on having for your last dinner. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4036 There's a mistake in your recipe. It says, "Before baking, drop a file in the batter." 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4037 No, I will not send you artisanal cheeses. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4038 I’m tellin’ you Jean, it was Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the knife. Ya gotta believe me 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4039 You shouldn’t have stolen that Michelin Star. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4040 This is just one place where you can't mince! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4041 Honey, I can get out of here, but I'm going to need some dough. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4042 "When you told me you were going to make a killing, I thought you were referring to the stock market"! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4043 The prosecution is saying it was pre-marinated and seeking the max sentence. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4044 But I told you it was a crime to make those cookies so sweet. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4045 When do I add the file again, honey? You know that recipes have always been your forte, not mine. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4046 This is not a hoax or a witch hunt and you were not indicted for using too much ketchup! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4047 I think your crème brûlée was the real crime. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4048 At least you were not chopped. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4049 I need to where you hid the dough. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4050 Well, that pizza WAS definitely a killer! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4051 I'm leaving you, Maurice, for the pastry chef - he is the master of my cupcakes. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4052 But Antoine, stabbing the food critic before serving the entrée, C'est tres gauche!! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4053 The New Yorker food critic alleged that your boeuf bourguignon is a crime. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4054 A file in a cake? A little cliche don't you think? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4055 Where did you put the Tarragon? 1.2381 0.06476 84 71 6 7
4056 Paul, I know a file is not part of the cake's recipe, just hear me out. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4057 I know the Times said your coq au vin was a crime, but I never expected this. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4058 Sorry but they just reclassified a rolling pin as a deadly weapon. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4059 What's cookin'in the Stir. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4060 Ohhh... I thought you said they were going to Sous you. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4061 But they insist that discarding the celery leaves actually is a crime against food. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4062 They tipped the cops instead of the waiter 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4063 You put up a fair fight, but gluten is officially illegal in all 50 states now. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4064 The weapon belonged in a cake not a crepe! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
4065 I told you not to subit that caption to the New Yorker about the subway/Subway cartoon. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
4066 It's cool that you're a chef. I'm into that. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4067 How long is the wait before dinner? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4068 Your lawyer says your cooked. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4069 I'll wait for you...but max 30-45 minutes, tops. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
4070 The linguini ratted you out 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4071 No, genius. I bake you the cake and put the file in it. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
4072 I told you that oven he gave you was hot, but you wouldn't listen to me. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
4073 Think you can toque your way out of this one, mister? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4074 Ramsay, please just give them the muffin recipe and they will release you 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4075 Can you bring me some take-out. The food in here is awful. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4076 I'm sorry, but they've denied your profiterole 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4077 I’m going to miss your cakes. Oh, you want me to bake you one. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4078 The good news is, we've trademarked "Pharm-to-Table." The bad news is, this is Alabama. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4079 I didn't ask for rare! I said medium rare! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4080 The kids are fine but the mixer misses you. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4081 When I say gluten free, I mean it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4082 Listen honey, the rat in you hat didn’t make you do those horrible thing. There was no rat in your hat. The doctor says it was all in your head. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4083 no, they don't offer congee visits 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4084 Sure there's a resemblance, but couldn't you see he didn't have a tail? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4085 If it's any consolation the judge says he will reduce your sentence if you give him the recipe . 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4086 I told you what rolling in all that dough would do. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4087 Well darling it really doesn't pay to poison the Public Prosecutor! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4088 Now they all want to try the ratatouille that is to die for. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4089 Mon Dieu, they got you on crime brûlée? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4090 I told you your linguine was a crime. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4091 Hot enough for you? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4092 „Seriously, Ernest, ‘mint chocolate mousse’? Who wants chocolate that tastes like toothpaste?! Of course it’s a crime.” 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4093 New York, New York--it's hell of a town, The Fois Gras' up and the soufflé is down. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4094 Time to go from minced meat pies and chopped liver to hot-crossed buns and turnovers. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4095 Honey, we have enough dough. I just want you to be gluten free. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4096 The pick is in the puff pastry. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4097 Did you really think having a "dog shelter" right behind the restaurant wouldn't arouse suspicion? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4098 No, the cake would be a dead giveaway 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4099 The file keeps causing the souffle to collapse. Can't you just give me a cake recipe? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4100 The Yelpers are ready to make a deal. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4101 I told you white IS the new orange here at Cook County Jail 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4102 I rue the day your roux and mine mixed. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4103 I’m guessing you’re Mexican and you paid for this wall. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
4104 I had to pawn the heirlooms. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4105 I told you baking and entering was a bad idea. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4106 You have to trust me, June... It was an accident. It all happened so fast.. They were sitting next to each other and looked exactly the same. Parsley and cilantro. And before I knew what I had done... the guac.. the guac... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4107 They made you a chef because you cook up so many good schemes? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4108 Would you please focus on the file, not the cake? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4109 I never should have said "it was to die for..." 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4110 How many cups of flour do I need to bake the hacksaw cake? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4111 I get it Larry, you're a prisoner but you identify as a chef. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4112 I didn’t think the soufflé was that bad. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4113 Honey, does the arsenic go in before or after the tomato sauce? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4114 The DA is offering three years in exchange for a crepes suzette. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4115 Shouldn't you have known that making it so good actually was criminal? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4116 By now you've probably found out which side your bread is buttered on. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4117 Pierre losing your Michelin Star is one thing but killing the Food Critic is another. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4118 I guess a file in a cake is out of the question. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4119 I can't wait forever. And yes, the one on Drury Lane. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4120 A pinch of nutmeg? Oh, Pierre, I just don't know if I can trust you anymore. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4121 Six months for stealing recipes? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4122 You didn't tell me arsenic loses strength in a souffle. What else should I try? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4123 I beat Bobby Flay. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4124 Darling, I warned you not to substitute margarine for butter. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4125 Well, you have to admit that pineapple in fettuccini Alfredo is a crime... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4126 I hid the file in a store bought cake, I didn't think anyone would be able to tell the difference. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4127 Blink twice if you brought the flour. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4128 He said you were a crook, Melvin. When will you learn to listen? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4129 I told you your penchant for not following recipes would catch up with you someday. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4130 Come on, you can tell me the secret to your sauce now that you are in here for life. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4131 At best you can get away with manslaughter by chocolate. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4132 I'm divorcing you and taking the secret recipes! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4133 Nobody else dressed up for career day 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4134 It's hard for me to tell you this, but I've started a relationship with Oscar Mayer. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4135 When I said your cooking was criminal, I didn't mean it literally. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4136 Just because Bordain did it doesn't make it ok, Pierre. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4137 You wanted a spatula, right? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4138 Look, file or no file, I’M not the one that bakes the cakes in this family.... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4139 I've always hated waiting for you. So have all your waiters. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4140 Not when I had in mind when I called your food "so good it should be illegal" 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4141 Honey, I don't have the recipe to make my life hell all by myself. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4142 You wanted the file in a cake? I thought you said cupcake. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4143 No, Alfred, you're serving 7 to 10 years, not 7 to 10 meals. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4144 So you are doing extra time because you are appreciated here-is that right? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4145 Your appeals lawyer says you should assemble at least ten years' worth of recipes. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4146 I asked you not to add those blue mushrooms. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4147 I’m sorry honey, I just can’t raise the dough. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4148 No, I guess there aren't a lot of jobs here for coeur de bleu trained chefs. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4149 What you did to that filet was a crime! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4150 Your mother called,she wants her apron back. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4151 They say that the correctional institution ran out of funds for orange jumpsuits and the chefs' uniforms were donated by a restaurateurs' association. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4152 I meant we needed dough, not kneaded dough. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
4153 They called your excuse for slaughtering those pigs baloney... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4154 Gluten free means gluten free. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4155 I swear to God, Gregg, I told you not to put pineapple on it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4156 I TOLD you that's a killer recipe. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4157 Thanks for warning me that THAT is what they mean about tossed salad... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4158 I wanted to let you know I still love you, but I've started seeing another caterer. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4159 I'd say your goose is cooked. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4160 Dairy free is one thing, even sugar free, but gluten free...how could you lie about that? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4161 I said, 'I'll have a crepe,' not a rape. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4162 It must have been the pot in my Chicken Pot Pie! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4163 Look, I know you hated that food critic, but when he wrote your Torta Setteveli was "to die for" . . . 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4164 And you thought my pot roast was a crime! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4165 ...and then Monsieur had to take up the offer to run the FDA... 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4166 They're saying it's going to be 8 to 10 minutes at 350 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4167 I told you it's a crime to put pineapple on pizza! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4168 The soufflé has fallen... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4169 So how many hours did you say I should cook the brisket? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4170 You say you're cooking up a break? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4171 No worries, Dear. With the Instant Pot, everything will be ready for the party when you get out. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4172 Did you really confess that you have Stollen? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4173 I told you it was a crime to overcook the meat. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4174 Honey, your goose is cooked. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4175 Your recipe for Incarceration Pie did not go over well at the Womens Club dinner. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4176 They claim I put a basil leaf on top of a scoop of vanilla ice cream. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4177 The investors want you to consider Take-out. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4178 Why,oh why did you punch the dough ? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4179 Apparently too many of you also spoil the plot. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4180 I forgot to put the gun inside. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4181 Reservation for one . Can I sit near the bar? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4182 So tell me again, how much truffle oil should I put in the sauce? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4183 You gotta grease their palms. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4184 Just tell me where the dough is! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4185 I told you, Henry, al dente means 'firm to the bite'. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4186 Have you ever thought his temper might be gluten-related? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4187 They made me hand over all of our dough. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4188 I'm sorry Eldridge, you'll have to bake a file into a cake yourself. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4189 Your cat will be fricasseed unless you call your mother. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4190 I warned you about serving fugu. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4191 Well, I hope you are learning some killer recipes! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4192 I think we can prove it wasn't the Bechamel. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4193 Give up your sous and the judge says he'll knock it down to "negligent homicide by chocolate." 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4194 I told you not to steal from Betty Crocker! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4195 I said the meal was to die for...not to kill for. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4196 I can't believe they gave you 5 years for not knowing your torte from a tort. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4197 The FBI took your Bombe Richelieu a little too seriously. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4198 I told you if you kept shaving it off the top, one day you’d get caught! 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
4199 Honey they got me for 350 degree murder 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4200 I told you they were serious about the foie gras... 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4201 They make you wear pink underwear, too? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4202 Yes, but... it's both a culinary and a medical crime to fake a souffle. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4203 I'm marrying Pierre, your pastry chef. He's sweet! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4204 We can tell them everything is fresh from the farm. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4205 Where did you hide the Sherry? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4206 I told you the tamales were too hot! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4207 You only have yourself to blame for this, I warned you before you served it that the meal was to die for. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4208 I warned you that well done was a crime. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4209 Michelin gave you 1 star for your food but did not like the service or the ambience in the prison dining room. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4210 The defendant says they ordered poisson, not poison. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4211 You've been charged with conspiracy to spoil the broth. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4212 Didn't I tell you not to wear that outfit when you're cooking the books. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4213 They still think you were the one who spoiled the soup. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4214 Without you, my three minute eggs take five. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4215 'If they sentence you to 'Death by Easy-Bake Oven'...just keep unscrewing the little light bulb. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4216 I told you that chocolate mousse was sinful. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4217 Sorry, I figured you could bake your own cake with a file in it 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4218 You want me to sneak a file in coq au vin with au gratin potatoes and hericot vert? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4219 Yes, it was called "Chopped." Wasn't meant literally. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4220 Honey! isn't twenty years too long for a cooking class? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4221 Let me get this right...They said your cooking was literally a crime? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4222 Oh perfect. We can take the Italian sub to Little Italy. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4223 I warned you that selling those specialty cakes with files in them would eventually get you into trouble with the law. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4224 Do you do takeout? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4225 Cutting onions again? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4226 I can't wait for you any longer, Pierre. I'm going to McDonald's. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4227 But you said it was kosher! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4228 How many times do I have to tell you? The crossbones don't mean it's a marrow seasoning! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4229 I’m not bailing you out. I’m enjoying my gluten-free life now. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4230 They know it wasn’t farm-to-table. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4231 It's bad news, I'm afraid -- prosecutors are pushing for deconstruction. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4232 I'll never forgive you for his death by chocolate. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4233 You have to say the rat made you do it. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4234 Yes, I could bake a cake with a file in it but you always hated my cooking. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4235 Because this was your first culinary offense, the judge said he’d reduce your sentence but not your fish stock. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4236 Regarding the poaching charge- it’s a seven to ten for truffles; the eggs were OK. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4237 I tried but the file broke the mixer. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4238 I have the file, but you're the only baker I knew... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4239 A salt? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4240 You shouldn't have confessed after the grilling. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4241 Raising dough for your bail is proving difficult without you. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4242 #FreeGlutin 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4243 If giving 13 instead of 12 is a crime, well then damn it, I don't want to be right! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4244 I know how you feel about the liberation but you can't just set the lobsters free inside of a restaurant 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4245 Refusing to bake a wedding cake for a republican got you arrested? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4246 There's no easy way to say this, but I have been dining with the sous chef. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4247 The newspapers are calling it a crime of passion fruit. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4248 I know it's important to you but I can only bring a plastic knife. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4249 I see that you're cooking up plans to escape. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4250 it's not me, it's you 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4251 You could have just put up a sign that said, "NO TASTING OF THE FOOD IN PROCESS!" 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4252 Guess she said sous, not shoot 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4253 The black birds can't sing but I can -- you're cooked! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4254 I don't think they have a case, but they still want to sous chef. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4255 Yes, I did follow your recipe exactly, except for the knife ingredient. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4256 Death by chocolate? You idiot! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4257 I'm having a party. Help me with the menu. 1.2346 0.06400 81 68 7 6
4258 I warned you about stealing nana's crumble cake recipe. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4259 You know what's not fair? Having to eat store-bought brioche again. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4260 You couldn't hide the calories forever, honey. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4261 Your carrot cake recipe doesn't call for a file 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4262 You just couldn't keep your hands off of that 'dough' huh. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4263 The eggs are fine, but the cream decided to press charges. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4264 I told you not to put the rat poison on the spice shelf 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4265 Now do you think it's funny baking a file in the cake! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4266 Your lawyer's trying very hard to get your thyme reduced. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4267 I think they will catch on to the old hacksaw blade in a cake gambit. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4268 It’s Passover. The dough can’t rise! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4269 I told you not to cross the thin Cordon Bleu. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4270 It my was my husband's fault for sending his entree back twice. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4271 Oh, so you weren't literal about the "chocolate orgasms", but you had to be with the "death by chocolate?!" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4272 What exactly about nut allergy symposium didn't you get. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4273 Yes, I realize it means your tables will be fully booked every night! 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4274 So you want me to baked you a cake with hidden measuring cups, and some of those sparkly pearl sprinkles? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4275 I took the bodies out of the freezer like you asked. How long do you have to cook it to get the skin crispy like I like it? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4276 Of course, it wasn't your best; but I didn't think they'd go this far.... 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4277 I can still smell your garlic breath. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4278 You've gone one toque over the line this time 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4279 I don't care about how good the frosting is, did you look inside the cake? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4280 I TOLD you your Gourmet Bacon Mac & Cheese is so good it's a crime! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4281 You've got to think, Chef! Did the recipe call for rat poison or not? 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4282 Don't worry, I've packed your Ginsu shiv in the care package. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4283 I told you they wouldn't like the sous vide salmon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4284 No, I can't bake you a cake with a file in it. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4285 I knew you could launder money, but you cook too? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4286 I’d like the “big House” special. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4287 But that's my point! How am I suppose to "get the file" in it. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4288 I filed a cake for you, as you requested. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4289 How do the inmates enjoy your Lobster Thermidor? 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4290 No dear, I’m the one who bakes the cake with the file in it. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4291 I told you your special brownies would cause trouble. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4292 I'll take death by chocolate. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4293 I thought this might be a good time to book a table. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4294 I don't think the kids will understand that you want to stay past your release date to maintain your 5-star rating. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4295 "I've lost the recipe for 'Escape Cake'". 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4296 I told you to use Real sugar. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4297 The Supreme Court might redefine confit in your favor. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4298 I told you the foie gras was a bad idea, dear. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4299 Honey, we miss you at home. Can’t you take the plea deal and cop to get the lesser charge of knowingly adding gluten? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4300 Now that you're in stir, Martha Stewart has some sage advice: Don't do the lime if you can't do the thyme. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4301 I had to turn you in before you put those chicken fried hot dogs on the menu. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4302 How am *I* supposed to know how to bake a cake? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4303 I can't post your bail until you tell me where you stashed to dough! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4304 Perhaps Sun Dried Heirloom Beef Tartare was a bit too adventurous a menu item dearest. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4305 I swear, the clams expired yesterday! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4306 I knead to phyllo you in my arms again! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4307 How's that goose coming along? 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4308 We told you, no anchovies! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4309 I warned you cooking something up would get you in trouble. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4310 I didn't go gluten free honey.. I just couldn't 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4311 You would be so proud of the croissants if you saw how they've risen. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4312 When you said your pizza was to kill for... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4313 The butcher backed out of the conjugal, but the candlestick-maker's standing firm. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4314 No, I cannot sneak a file in the flan. I doubt they serve flan. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4315 Well, with time served, you should be out in 12 ..wait! make that 13 months. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4316 When you said your Penne Furto was criminal, I thought you were joking. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4317 With good behavior, we can reduce your sentence fro 60 minutes to 45. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4318 They would not let me bring you your knives. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4319 I guess the chowder really was to die for. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
4320 We've secured Wolfgang Puck as your parole officer. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4321 I swear, it was a crime of passionfruit 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4322 This is not the place to lose it again over one mean Yelp review. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4323 According to the police your veal was 'to die for'. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4324 Honey, there’s a difference between ‘whey’ and ‘weed’. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4325 Joseph says in three days you're toast. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4326 Nope, nothing in the oven yet. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4327 I told you not to cook the goose. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4328 The good news is that your jail house cookies were a hit but the bad news is that the Food network rejected the prison food series 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4329 I distinctly remember asking you to serve poisson not poison! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4330 Well you always said your dishes could kill 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4331 You know that you cant have your cake and eat it too! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4332 I wasn't kidding when I said your tuna casserole was criminal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4333 You don't even like books, so why would you cook them?! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4334 I'm pretty sure they always put cannibals in solitary. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4335 Well, I don't think any quite expected that as the Chef's surprise 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4336 Just don't tell them where the dough is. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
4337 I told you to stop stirring the pot 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4338 I'm sorry dear. Looks like your goose is cooked. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4339 I always said your soufflé was absolutely criminal. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4340 ...but no! You *had* to pair the poulet au vinaigre à la lyonnaise with the 2005 Santenay. Mister big shot experimental chef. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4341 I warned you you make a killer steak 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
4342 Trump appointed Dagwood Secretary of Transportation. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4343 It's great to ketchup with you, I was worried after all these years that you'd pasta way. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4344 Sorry, I used too much orange zest in the cake batter and the file rusted. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4345 Where did you leave the dough? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4346 You said you couldn't be held responsible for steaks cooked well-done. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4347 We’ve got to stop eating like this. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4348 You had to sell those hot cakes, didn't ya! 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
4349 They gave me a bakers dozen. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
4350 You're looking at ten to twenty in the fryer. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
4351 Bad news. They found the pain perdu. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4352 Where did you put all the spoons? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4353 I didn’t mean you to take my request for a five-alarm chili so literally! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4354 What do you mean, “The mackeral isn’t fresh?” 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4355 They found WHAT in the burritos ? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4356 You poissoned them. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4357 I can get a file but you'll have to bake the cake. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4358 “Hate to break it to you like this, dear, but I’ve found another chef to bring home the dough”. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4359 I know you're anxious to get right back to work, Harry, but you've got another 22 years and 4 months to wait. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4360 What were you thinking? I told you not to submit that recipe to Food and Wine magazine. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4361 The girl in the cake said you never wash your hands. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4362 It's not all bad news.Your Sous Chef got a promotion 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4363 I was afraid whipping those eggs might lead to something like this. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
4364 Have they let you take a crack at the mess hall yet? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
4365 I just wish you didn't have to say "I killed this" so often. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4366 The knives aren't sharp enough in here, it's terrible. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4367 Look, I too didn't realize Del Posto took overcooking pasta so seriously. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4368 But there's some good news too. Clarence Thomas loved the scones! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4369 I really need that spring pan cake recipe, if you know what I mean. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4370 Sorry to have to tell you this after such a hard day at work, but he had a 'taster'. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4371 Why are you in custardy 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4372 So my order will take nine years…minus a few months for good behavior? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4373 I said "butcher knife" not "knife butcher." 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4374 "Do I blend the hacksaw in with the milk and eggs"? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4375 See? I told you, that your half baked idea, would fail! 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4376 The survivors are swearing it was the Komodo Dragon sauce. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4377 bad news... the post mortem proves the coq was really old and the vin was underage 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4378 I know he said he was a psychiatrist, but you can't just cook anything a patron brings in! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4379 I’m afraid I had to bake it inside one of those box mix cakes. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4380 Honey, I got reassigned to be behind the bar. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4381 I'm not crying. I just cut some onions. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4382 No chance of getting your favorite cutting knife to you in a cake. You're the baker, not me. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4383 I warned you about your killer Beef Wellington. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4384 I see they made you sous chef for the bread and water 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4385 Pete Wells wants your bouillabaisse tried as a crime against humanity. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4386 That recipe you sent you said 5 to 10 –did that mean minutes or years? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4387 How many times did I warn you about stealing recipes! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4388 I promise the family recipe is safe with me too! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4389 I told ya...you were using too much cream. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4390 Yes, your food was really that bad. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4391 "Looks like someone's baked their own cake". 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4392 I’d kill for your pasta fazul. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4393 Can you make it gluten free? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4394 Thank your lucky stars you have a captive audience ! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4395 You were right. It was the well-done steak. 1.2278 0.06483 79 67 6 6
4396 It's good to see they sent you to the kitchen. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4397 It's all set. I found your recipe for hacksaw layer cake. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4398 I told you naming it "Sanctuary" in Orange County was a bad choice. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4399 I know Pete Wells has clout but all this because the souffle fell? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4400 They found your rigatoni drowning in an uninspired Bolognese. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4401 When I said your soufflé was ‘criminally delicious,’ I had no idea that would be used as evidence. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4402 Raphael, you have to stop cooking the bourbon pecan chicken for the prison guards if you ever want to get out of here. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4403 I have a file but I don't know how to bake a cake. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4404 I told you, the governor said, "No gluten!" 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4405 Your escape plan idea is half baked. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4406 They'll let you out if you reveal the recipe. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4407 You and your secret sauce nonsense 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4408 Sorry, Harry, they won’t give you a day pass to cater a bar mitzvah. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4409 I heard that the chef's special is The Jailhouse Bird. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4410 Your soufflé has fallen. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4411 When you said 25 - 30, I thought you meant the eggplant parmigiana. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4412 I stole the dough. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4413 It's amazing the power Gordon Ramsay has. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4414 For the last time, your meat pies were delicious. That doesn't make up for what got you in here. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4415 This isn't the surprise I was hoping for. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4416 I can't believe you didn't know know cyanide isn't a spice. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4417 The new head chef told me never contact you. But I just had to tell you in person about the porcini risotto and the soufflé. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4418 Its not you, its me 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4419 I brought the file, but baking was always more of your thing. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4420 So the judge said to charge you with 350 degrees and leave in you in for about 30-40 years or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4421 Impersonating a chef is a recipe for disaster 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4422 Don't worry, they say your goose is cooked? And me, with a bun in the oven... 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4423 Yes, I can deliver your order, October 3, 2024 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4424 An informant told the warden your kale was a GMO. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4425 You're a chef, can't you bake your own cake with a file in it? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4426 The attorney told me that your goose is cooked. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4427 No, we're not a legal Marijuana state 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4428 I'll have today's special. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4429 You should have said to add the hacksaw AFTER sifting the flour. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4430 Just whisper it to me – where did you put the A-R-S-E-N-I-C? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4431 What's the recipe for file cake? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4432 I told you not to steal my grandma’s secrete recipe 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4433 From now on,the only thing you'll be serving is time. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4434 No, the plan was for ME to take the fall and YOU to bake the cake. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4435 I warned you about putting the pufferfish on the menu 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4436 Sorry, but louder this time, what's the secret ingredient for 'file' cake, again? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4437 First, you're the chef. Second, a file in a cake is cliche. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4438 I can scarcely wait until your release. I am tired of hamburger helper. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4439 Sorry honey, but they're right. Your creme brulee really is a crime against humanity. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4440 Next time just put the price of the specials on the menu." 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4441 okay, don't let on anything, but there's a cake in the package of metal files you'll receive shortly 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4442 Billy said he wants to learn to cook the books like his daddy. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4443 Out of anybody, you had to give the President food poisoning? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4444 So you admit you baked the cake, but don't know how the file got in there? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4445 I think we should go back to being pen pals. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4446 So you made him broccoli and now you here. Why didn't you just make the President a taco salad like he asked, Doug? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4447 If they preheat for 10, you'll be out in 30. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4448 So you had to get fancy with your cooking the books recipe! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4449 Well at least now you know what a Bloody Mary really is. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4450 Still cooking up schemes, I see. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4451 I'd bake a cake with a knife, but I can't bake. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4452 The judges say your defense is only half-baked. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4453 You don't have to advertise that you were cooking the books. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4454 And what would be a good substitute for the poison? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4455 The Yelp reviews... they're getting worse. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4456 I've got the file. What kind of cake would you like? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4457 So turns out it wasn't flour 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4458 The cops found out where you buried your dough. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4459 I'm sorry, Rene, but for a Cheez Whiz fondue like that there will be no sppeal. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4460 Is the cake with the file in it supposed to be cooked at 450 for 35 minutes or 350 for 45 minutes? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4461 But she wasn't just a piece of meat. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4462 I can't keep coming back to find out what I've done wrong with your recipe. It's time to bake your birthday cake with that saw. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4463 I am being punished for your crime. You take the cake! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4464 Mind you buns in there, Honey. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4465 I'm sorry, Ben, the souffle didn't make it. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4466 What kind of 'dough' did you think I meant? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4467 ‘I need to know, where do you put the file in a souffle mix?’ 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4468 Please don’t use death by chocolate as a legal defense. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4469 I’m doing 15-Life at 225 Fahrenheit 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4470 I know it's a family secret but that won't hold up in court. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4471 I've ordered a file with a cake baked in it. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4472 It's just a recipe, Jules. It's not state's evidence. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4473 I should’ve known when you said the bread would have to rise for 5 to 10 years. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4474 I didn't know it is a felony offense to put pineapple on pizza. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
4475 I told you the beef was over seasoned and now look at you ... arrested for reckless a-salt. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4476 So did you really believe.... that I would let you run the kitchen ? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4477 No one will suspect the cake 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4478 We saw it all on the stake out. We're gonna grill you on the stand. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4479 Just because your the presidents chef, it didnt grant you had the same grab rights with your staff. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4480 How's the risotto? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4481 I didn't know food crimes were so serious. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4482 She said she was a gluten-free, vegan with food allergies--what was I supposed to do? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4483 They did love your meringue, but they were actually giving you the Miranda Warning. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4484 Next time, we'll tell them it's baking soda. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4485 The attorney said I won't have to testify against your casserole. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4486 I said skewer the duck, not the Doc. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4487 I told you not to serve the Italian Ambassador cheese on fish. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4488 The dish ran away with the spoon... I'm sorry. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4489 Two years for harassing the Salmon, 10 years for exposing yourself to the Catfish... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4490 So who's your sous-chef now, honey? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4491 I told you your alibi was half-baked! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4492 I know you've been stressed lately, but what I said was 'Let's go meet the Cleavers, our new neighbors' and not that they voted for Trump and you should go after them with a meat cleaver. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4493 Whatever did you burn? Trump's hamburger or Dimm's Secret Dossier? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4494 You finally got a three star rating from Michelin, but Starbucks bought the location. And the other inmates think the portions are too small. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4495 If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4496 The soufflés are not the same without you. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4497 Elsa is okay but where's Arthur? Is he hiding in the freezer again I told him not to do that! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4498 The attorney will prove you were framed by the candlestick maker. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4499 I tried to tell you people would kill for your muffins 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4500 Your lawyers are going to argue that serving chicken nuggets is cruel and unusual punishment. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4501 A chef’s knife still constitutes a weapon. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4502 A small price to pay now that hubby’s out of the way. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4503 Don't forget to preheat the gas chamber. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4504 The Times said you killed it. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4505 how big a baking tin ? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4506 Let's just hope the Judge will order in the court. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4507 I knew you were in trouble when the souffle fell. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4508 I told you the bread heist plan was half-baked! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4509 No, I couldn't sneak in the sous-vide. Can't you make do with the shiv? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4510 Honey, I told you! Mixing fish and cheese is a serious crime! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4511 My soup was cold. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4512 I thought you would like to know your hemlock cake is enjoying a wide audience. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4513 Yes, a chocolate layer cake. The hacksaw should be in the middle layer. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4514 I told you were making too much dough. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4515 This is Orange County. Bake the file into an organic, gluten-free, all-butter lingonberry tart if you would, please. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4516 I told you not to listen to Martha Stewart's stock market advice! 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
4517 I told you that would cook your goose. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4518 Apparently hard work can kill somebody. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4519 Yes they told you to make them a chocolate cake to die for but.. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4520 I can't give you any more dough! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4521 You knew this was a possibility when you put raisens in the cookies. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4522 C'mon, they would have caught you even with the books on simmer. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4523 Yeah, I know... I always thought the expression "the cooking was criminal" was figurative too. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4524 What are you cooking up now? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4525 They say you are in there for a baker's dozen 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4526 I'm sorry they made you heat up your Vichyssoise, but there's nothing I can do about that. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4527 Is it true? What they say about dropping the cantaloupe? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4528 Sorry, Ralph, the hacksaw-in-pizza got burnt, and the soufflé with the file didn’t rise! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4529 I don’t care if you think it wasn’t light and fluffy. I was just trying to hide the file. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4530 They still don’t know the stolen tips are in the toque 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4531 Apparently the three strikes rule applies to cream sauce. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4532 For God's sake, Lenny, you gotta tell me where you stashed the chives. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4533 Since you privatized I can no longer afford the prix fixe menu 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4534 THE CHILDREN WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG DO THEY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH MY COOKING? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4535 Have you tried to get into the Martha Stewart Wing? I hear they have floral sheets and pot pourri in every cell. 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
4536 But why 13 years? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4537 OK, no problem,I can buy the hacksaw. But tell me one more time how to bake a cake. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4538 They say you'll be put in for eight to ten at about third degree. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4539 The chicken piccata just isn’t the same without you! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4540 When I said the seasoning was a crime I didn't think they'd actually convict! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4541 I told the police the RECIPE was killer! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4542 I have a file, but you need to bake the cake. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4543 I told you crème doesn't pay, but you never listened! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4544 A file? In the cake? That's ingenious! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4545 They confiscated the baking powder. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4546 I told you the blue of the Blue Plate Special was mold. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4547 Don't worry your lawyer thinks she has found a loophole in the gluten free wording. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4548 You try baking a file into a cake. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4549 I'm sorry to say, but the pastryarchy has fallen. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4550 I was concerned when you wrote you were doing buttered buns. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4551 You want ME to bake a cake and put a file in it ? How droll. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4552 Your cuisine is just criminal. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4553 Hey, pretty fancy outfit for one limited to making bologna sandwiches. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4554 Now they want to know the exact date you changed your Russian Dressing recipe? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4555 Don’t tell me you dropped the soup again. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4556 they’re saying you didn’t use a leaven but I think they’re just trying to get a rise out of me 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4557 Dale won't use tumeric till you return. But he is sprinkling everything with stevia. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4558 How much sugar and how much oil? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4559 I want custody of our Julia Child. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4560 Make it three cinnamon twists and a loaf of pumpernickel. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4561 I told you it was too spicy! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4562 The pastry chef wouldn’t put the file in the cake. He said it’s too cliche. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4563 Yeah, it was a sinful chocolate cake, but this is ridiculous. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4564 I told you not to serve duck and octopus at the Bernstein wedding. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4565 Your bechamel is a crime. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4566 I warned you not to pair the chardonnay with the tenderloin. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4567 Don't you think a file in a cake would be kind of obvious? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4568 For meatloaf should I set the oven for 325 or 350? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4569 No, noone is saying cilantro isn't wonderful, Si, but you've got to learn where that line is. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4570 If you plead, you'll get twelve hours on low heat. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4571 I told you that new shrimp entree was a killer dish! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4572 why did you do it chef, you only lost 1 star 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4573 I told you what would happen if you put oregano on the strawberries. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4574 Your lawyer will argue that the collapsed soufflé was an act of God. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4575 I'm sorry, I've looked through all your recipes and found cake with fruit, cake with pudding, but not one for cake with a file in it. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4576 You were always cookin' up trouble. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4577 You left the gun? What happened to the cannoli? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4578 Have you met Hannibal Lector yet? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4579 The recipe was for one part arsenic not one pound. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4580 You will have time to reflect on serving that steak well done, with ketchup. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4581 Could I get that to go? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4582 Yes, you have six Michelin Stars...but the governor denied your stay of execution. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4583 Now I know what it feels like to be left in too long. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4584 On the bright side, you'll have plenty of time for your slow roasted tomato sauce. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4585 Culinary institute might be a stretch. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4586 Well, your lava cakes were to die for... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4587 I told you not to cook the prosciutto. Still, 25 to life might be an overreaction. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4588 I thought you said filet - not file. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4589 That's okay, Jacques. Just don't do that again to the Béarnaise sauce. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4590 I told you not to serve blowfish testicles. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4591 Chef, boy are ye in trouble. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4592 When he said, ‘That vichyssoise is to die for,’ you weren’t meant to take him literally. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4593 I told you that you should have made it gluten-free. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4594 I told you he meant it when he said gluten-free. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4595 So I should take the souffle out? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4596 I do miss your cooking, honey ... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4597 I just can't be a waiter anymore. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4598 The good news is, the printers were able to fit "prison to pallet" on the new menus.] 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4599 Didn't I warn you about the "Chef's Surprise"? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4600 I don't know...Diners, Drive-Ins and Detention Centers? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4601 You though that critic was joking when he said your cooking ought to be a crime. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4602 And exactly how am I supposed to smuggle you a file? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4603 Death by chocolate - you're looking at 20 years to life. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4604 They caught me baked and then found my pot. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4605 We're trying to raise the dough for your bail. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4606 The good thing about this six year sentence is that you can get me lots of wonderful recipes. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4607 I thought he said he WAS a Chilean sea bass... 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4608 No, I can't smuggle in a pinch of safron tonight. You've got to plan better. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4609 But dear, I told you it would be positively criminal to pair decadent Marcona almonds with creamy chocolate ganache. {{'criminal' in italics, please}} 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4610 'You guys can have this for the guard house,' he says. 'My wife's sponge is always too heavy. Genius.' 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4611 I've brought you some porridge. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4612 Your lawyer said they are charging you with stealing all the dough! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4613 They honestly believed it was from a human!! They ordered fava beans and a nice chianti, I couldn’t NOT make the joke! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4614 I guess they had a different definition of free range 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4615 You had to put gluten in their meal. Why? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4616 "There's no way I'm going to petition the warden to allow you to make Coq au vin! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4617 They didn’t buy your ‘sous vide is suicide’ claim. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4618 This is what you get for stealing my recipe! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4619 If only you told me a tomato surprise had a gun in it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4620 Ok! I’ll check whether you left the oven on or not! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4621 I told you to put a warning on that puffer fish dish. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4622 On the bright side, what a test kitchen! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4623 I warned you that your spaghetti sauce was a criminal act. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4624 For God's sake Jerry - when you cook the books you go to jail! 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
4625 I couldn't find your Filecake recipe. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4626 There's a cake inside this file ... 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4627 Yes, I miss you too, but you shouldn't have poisoned the Senators soup! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4628 Yes, just a regular nail file. Bake at 325. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4629 I know, son, but you always have been a little stir-crazy. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4630 Oh Raymond, how are we supposed to cook the books without you? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4631 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I've fallen in love with the Instant Pot. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4632 i told you your cooking was a crime! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4633 Don't give me that. If you cared about the kids, you wouldn't have baked them into a pie. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4634 What they've done to your souffle recipe is a crime 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4635 I don't need you. I've got to-go now. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4636 Do you deliver? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4637 Maybe you should take it off when you’re sentenced. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4638 I know you’re a professional chef, dear. Still, I’m amazed they allow you to work in the prison kitchen. After all, you did try to poison my mother. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4639 So you tried to slip a little gluten into the dish did ya? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4640 The getaway plan said to dash, but I didn’t know exactly how far. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4641 Next time I say “I have a reservation,” I expect your full attention. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4642 That bad yelp review really hurt more than we thought it would. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4643 You let your souffle fall? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4644 I gather from the sick diners, that the Chef's surprise didn't turn out so well 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4645 No,I don't think it will help your insanity plea. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4646 Currying favor with the warden only gave him indigestion. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4647 I just bought a KFC franchise. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4648 Where did you hide the files that fit in the cake pan? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4649 Well, as it turns out, the food was so good it was a crime. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4650 I warned you about those mushrooms. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4651 They ordered a cease and desist, Pierre. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4652 I asked for salt & batter! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4653 I spoke with the lawyer. You're cooked. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4654 You have to listen, Max. The gluten will never be free 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4655 I got the chisel but cant bake the cake. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4656 Well I do work for the C.I.A., it's just not the one you were thinking of! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4657 I know he said your meringue was "to die for" but he was being figurative, not literal... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4658 Hannah Goldfield wrote that your Bouillabaisse was the crime of the century. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4659 The prosecutor sent your books back. He says they were overdone. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4660 Had to make a "Bombe" for #POTUS. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4661 I told you that much spice was a crime. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4662 can you bring me some dessert before i leave 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4663 I'm sure you'll be out of here in no thyme. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4664 What ‘get rich quick’ scam did you cook up this time? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4665 I told you not to beat Bobby Flay. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4666 The Rabbi still insists that your foie grae was tref 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4667 She said she agrees with you that a hot dog isn't a sandwich, but you can't be saying that in front of the jury. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4668 It’s over, honey. I’m not smuggling truffles in any longer. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4669 Step three, yes, but not that type of poaching. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4670 I warned you using kale was now a felony. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4671 Bad news. The souffle failed. Oh! So did your appeal. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4672 I understand, but I don't think a cake in a file will make it past security. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4673 I told you your soufflé kills. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4674 We told you we weren't kidding about the gluten... 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4675 I'm sorry Pierre, but in my expert opinion your goose is cooked. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4676 What you need to do is, hide a saw inside a cake. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4677 They made me prison chef. I need you to get me some saffron. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4678 Then how did the soufflé collapse? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4679 I know what the recipe calls for, but using butter is not a crime. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4680 I told you we needed to be worried about tort reform. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4681 How are we going to get by? I cant find the airfryer and your 18 year old son can't even filet. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4682 I had no foreknowledge of your failed attempt to poison my husband's coq au vin. I'm only here to get my check back. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4683 Chef, bad news! Your retainer check bounced, so I'm going to have to have your recipe for the molten chocolate cake. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4684 I don't need the cake. Just the file. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4685 I warned you that triple chocolate death cake was criminal... 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4686 I told you we shouldn’t have seen Sweeney Todd. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4687 I really miss your cooking. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4688 This seems a little harsh for the dessert failure at the White House. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4689 I told you not to make those Russian Truffles, didn't I, but no... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4690 I promise honey, everyone is still talking about how well the arsenic went with the cumin 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4691 I need your recipe for Beefaroni. The kids won't stop asking. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4692 Now THAT was a spicy meatball. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4693 No crepes suzettes at breakfast. Go figure. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4694 I told you "Sweeney Todd's" was not a good name for a restaurant! 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
4695 I'm afraid that your goose is cooked. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4696 Let me get this right: You want me to smuggle an egg whisk into a cake for you? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4697 Honey, I said "cookbooks" NOT "cook the books." 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4698 The judge just strongly felt bad food is a crime 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4699 No, you send me the cake! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4700 Drop a live wire into a cup of water and add salt, presto, boiling water. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4701 Hi sweet. What's cookin'? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4702 They're saying you left the oven on. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4703 Someone spilled the beans and now your goose is cooked. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4704 They will never forgive the death by chocolate 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4705 What will I tell the sous chef? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4706 Do I add the eggs with the baking soda and the hacksaw blade ? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4707 I tried to bake a saw into a cake, but that was really your thing. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4708 They're saying orange is the new Blue Apron. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4709 I won't keep sneaking in the onions you like if you're always going to have this reaction. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4710 Personally, I thought the mousse was just fine. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4711 just release the source of your recipe! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4712 I know the sentencing guidelines call for 12 years but the prosecutor said she's seeking 13. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4713 Occam's razor dictates that I ask if you've cooked the books again. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4714 No, dear. I bake the cake and bring it to you with the you-know-what in it. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4715 No, no ... I'LL bake the cake, YOU use the file to escape. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4716 Please cook healthy meals for my son. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4717 I warned you that beating those eggs would get you in trouble. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4718 So then...do I put the onions in with the mushrooms? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4719 So when the critics said your croissants were criminal... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4720 The fixe is in. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4721 Who cares what kind? The point is I’m baking a file in it and bringing it next week. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4722 Dear, I just didn't realize the consequences of getting voted off that cooking show. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
4723 Our lawyer says your bouillabaisse is a crime 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4724 What's your sous-chef in for? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4725 Honey, I told you not to cook that meat. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4726 There will be no bail. You made Crab Louie with Krab! How could you? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4727 Could you PLEASE STOP about the frosting design? (Sigh). There was a file baked into it. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4728 I've got the vegetable peeler and oven mitt, but I think they're on to me. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4729 It doesn't look good. They say you were caught red-sauce-handed. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4730 I always knew you were a lousy cook, but this is the dish called 'Just Deserts.' 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4731 Well you did always say your risotto was so good it should be a crime. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4732 Can you try picking your own lox? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4733 This is what happens when you filet your mother-in-law." "This is what happens when you braise your mother-in-law. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4734 Because 'medium-rare" means 'medium rare.' 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4735 Hold the pickles; hold the lettuce. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4736 So you are telling me that when they rated your Pain au Chocolat "most addictive in the city" it was because you were using a finishing sugar cut with your old pain killer prescription? 1.2162 0.06740 74 64 4 6
4737 So your souffle flopped, get over it! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4738 No, I don't think 'Pampered Chef' is a very good prison nickname at all! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4739 Okay, but this is the last time I'm saying it: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4740 And furthermore, he wants his toque back. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4741 I told you to check if the oven is off. Now this happens. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4742 Why exactly do you want me to smuggle in your sous vide circulator? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4743 They told me the butler didn't do it. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4744 What did I tell you about doing your Emeril impression at airports? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4745 It seems NOT offering gluten-free on the menu is a Federal crime in Brooklyn. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4746 Listen, I am leaving you and moving in with The Muffin Man down on Drury Lane. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4747 I know, I know. But I still need the recipe for bubba's birthday. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4748 I’m sorry to tell you this Jorge, your last meal is going to be cooked by another amateur chef. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4749 I told you to cook the souffle, not the books. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4750 Cooking the books, right? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4751 I know that I said that the hot d'oeuvres should be to die for, but that hardly makes me the 'brains behind your scheme'. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4752 Cell 23 don't want no more of that 'nouvelle cuisine' crap. Capisce? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4753 When are you getting your buns out of there? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4754 Do you offer a gluten free menus? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4755 Food poisoning is a serious offense 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4756 I told you not to make "speical" dough. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4757 I know the food in there is bad, but yours was worse. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4758 "Looks like someone's baked their own cake". 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4759 So you're really embracing the 'Muffin Man', nickname, huh? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4760 What's really inhumane is the fucking WIFI in here. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4761 I’m the one who’s supposed to bake the cake. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4762 The fatted calf's family turned you in. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4763 The Times review did say the menu was criminally expensive. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4764 But they said your food was to die for. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4765 Sorry Dad -- The Trump Gourmet Cookbook idea is just going nowhere. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4766 I thought the ladyfingers paired quite well with the tiramisu 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4767 I'm sorry, there's just no way to hide a file in a macaron. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4768 So you meant a baker's dozen. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4769 Do I add the file before or after I bake the cake? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4770 Say again? How many bars on your cell? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4771 Actually, I think I'm the one who's suppose to bake the file into the cake. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4772 I thought it was just sinful, but they say it was illegal. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4773 I am really sorry that what I had you put in the brownies was illegal. But if its any consolation they tasted great! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4774 The cells aren’t too bad, but the cafeteria is a nightmare. You ask for bordelaise and they give you ketchup. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4775 Since when is sinfully delicious the same as criminally delicious? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4776 You want ‘me’ to bake ‘you’ a cake? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4777 I told you that was so good it was criminal.. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4778 They claim you tried to Flambe a Congressman. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4779 You want me to send you a file, so you can bake it into your own cake? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4780 What’d You think? Your food’s not even half as good as Martha’s and she couldn’t avoid the jail time. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4781 ...and why did you have to be the fall guy for Mario Batali! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4782 They said the salmon was criminally undercooked. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4783 I'd like to come pick up an order for delivery. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4784 I skipped the Death by Chocolate class in culinary school. Now look at me. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4785 How is Mrs. Lovett doing with the meat pies? 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4786 You're looking at three to five on the raw goat milk charge. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4787 Well, to tell the truth honey, your food wasn't all that great either. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4788 I have the file; now, who's going to bake the cake? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4789 In words you understand, your goose was cooked when you told the Queen's guests 'Chilean sea bass' was just a pretty name for 'Patagonian toothfish'. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4790 How many times do I have to tell you not to leave the stove on? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4791 Everything in here tastes like chicken. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4792 What's fresh today? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4793 and my Book Club group really enjoyed the chicken piccata with the '95 Sauvignon Blanc. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4794 I hope you rot in there. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4795 Well,Ralph,you finally got your goose cooked. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4796 You should have followed the recipe. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4797 The timing is not great, but there's a bun in the oven. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4798 You’ll need to prove your dough’s innocence. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4799 Gaston, I warned you that edgy postmodern knife cake was a bad idea. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4800 I told you not to leave the cake out in the rain. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4801 I'd send you a cake with a file in it, but who's going to believe that? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4802 I told you gluten-intolerance is a real thing! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4803 I'm giving you a bad review on Yelp. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4804 So that's one year down, a dozen to go. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4805 5-10...at 375. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4806 Well, look what you cooked up now. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4807 What's cooking, good looking? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4808 my file cake has been very popular 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4809 I'm gluten incarcarent. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4810 I suppose they could have been considered the "wrong" mushrooms. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4811 "Whatever the rating was, he definitely got served". 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4812 Were building a case for when you get out to help you sue Flay. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4813 Didn't I tell you to use kosher salt? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4814 I’m telling you that if you want to see the lite soufflé, you’ve got to fork over the dough for the popover! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4815 I wanted to give my compliments to the chef. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4816 A truly outstanding sauce is not a mitigating factor for cases involving cannibalism. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4817 Don't worry. They'll never get prints off those lady fingers. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4818 I'm sorry, none of your cake recipes had anything about files in them. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4819 Well, honey, your cake recipe looked awful heavy and I know you're not getting much exercise in here, so I baked you a batch of oatmeal cookies instead. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4820 Yes, I know you baked evidence that would exonerate you in the cake, but it was chocolate... my favorite. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4821 You're telling me they put you in the same block with the Butcher, Iceman, and Refrigerator?! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4822 There's nowhere you can get a fair trial for killing avocado toast. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4823 Now, I'm the one who supposed to bake a pie with a file in it? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4824 But I am hungry now: Not sure I can wait 3-5 years for my order. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4825 How could I have known the jury didn't get hyperbole when I said your risotto was criminal? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4826 Didn't I warn you that it's a crime to serve liver and onions in my house? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4827 Sorry. I couldn't find a single "pa roll" in the market. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4828 Bobby, your half-baked alibi didn’t fool anybody. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4829 Death by chocolate was not supposed to be literal 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4830 Who knew those foie gras laws would be so tough? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4831 I've fallen in love with the maître d' you assaulted. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4832 I told you that "free gluten" sign would get you in trouble. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4833 Be careful, they’re cooking something up. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4834 I guess I should have been more concerned when the restaurant critic who reviewed your killer desserts turned out to be the Chief of Police. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4835 In your defense, they did order the killer prawn special. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4836 Why isn't orange the new white? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4837 The babkas are safe. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4838 The jury may have had a clue why your alibi was an elaborate concoction. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4839 I added an r to your job description. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4840 But you stole my family’s secret recipe. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4841 Apparently you had a few too many negative Yelp reviews. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4842 Its one thing that you had beaten your eggs, whipped your cream, torched your crème brûlée' ...but when you want me to become involved by teasing my own hair ...that's going too far. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4843 Which little ingredient? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4844 I knew something like this would happen when you started hanging out with that Gordon Ramsay 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4845 You had to leave the cannoli. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4846 Let me get this straight, Chef said your beef bourguignon was a crime against humanity? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4847 I afraid the Maitre d' has turned states evidence. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4848 Look, you just can't go around poisoning people. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4849 I just called to say I loaf you 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4850 I’m sorry. When I requested an angel food cake with Nutella filling, I did not realize it was a criminal offense. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4851 Why'd you do it?" "There were too many cooks in the kitchen. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4852 I told you not to advertise them as "Cronuts." At least you only got life. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4853 So, sounds like the cake baking business isn't going as well as you had hoped. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4854 I TOLD you the gluten wasn't free, but no..! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4855 File or no, I think they'll be suspicious if I bring you a cake. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4856 Sorry, Vito. The warden won't let you do take-out! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4857 and the kids so miss your apple strudel. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4858 Why wouldn’t I? He said it to ME that I’m getting the chop. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4859 That kid from Drury Lane, again ... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4860 You’ve incriminated yourself further. They read the fortunes in the cookies before I picked them up. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4861 The recipe said I could cook the lobster alive! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4862 I’m taking the shrimp forks and moving back to Quebec. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4863 You knew better than to cut the lettuce. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4864 Let's not talk about pot brownies. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4865 Wait! I was to provide the cake and YOU the file? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4866 You always said your soufflé was criminal. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4867 Hi, yes, I'll take two burgers and a large fry to go, please. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4868 You wouldn’t listen! I told you your idea was half baked! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4869 what ingredients should I use for the cake? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4870 No, "sinfully rich" means yummy not poisonous. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4871 It's second degree murder by creme brulee torch.... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4872 It turns out the DO feel pain. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4873 I’m sorry dear. You can’t reheat a soufflé 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4874 No, it doesn’t have to be chocolate, it just has to penetrate the gate’s firewall. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4875 Honey, I told them I was the cook- not the crook! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4876 No Paul, gourmet meth cooks arent exempt... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4877 Perhaps you you misunderstood when I said make a killer souffle 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4878 They're charging you with murder in the 350th degree. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4879 There is a shiv hidden in the roasted duck a' la orange. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4880 They got me on assault and pepper spray charges. Not the best season. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4881 The news isn't good. The DNA lab boys just confirmed that the meat in your signature 'lamb' dish comes from Chihuahuas. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4882 I took Death by Chocolate a little too far. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4883 I still think it was a stupid idea for a way of getting vocational training. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4884 Darling, I'm starving. Please just tell me where you hid the knives. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4885 How could you lie to me about the money floundering? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4886 Spinach ice cream. Really? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4887 I don't know. The tax collectors just say it wasn't the kind of dough they were looking for. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4888 I don't know how to tell you this, but your father pasta way. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4889 I can bake YOU a cake with a file in it, but I'll need a recipe first. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4890 Terrible news. You'll have to surrender your chef's whites. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4891 Sorry dear, your motion to add a thirteenth juror was denied. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4892 Don't forget, snitches get stitches. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4893 Not sure how enthusiastic they would be about your wife applying for the newly opened dining critic position. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4894 What do you expect me to smuggle it inside? You're the one who bakes the cakes! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4895 Your lamb shanks have never been so popular! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4896 I recommend our armor plate special. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4897 I don't think that's what they mean by 'chef surprise'. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4898 I'm sorry, but escalop is impossible for you. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4899 You should have asked before you decided to kill the brunch service. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4900 I still can't believe you got twenty-to-life for stealing a chocolate chip cookie recipe. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4901 I am leaving you for your sous-chef. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4902 Honey, I clearly said "poisson". Not "poison". 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4903 Didn't I warn you about becoming a Cake Boss 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4904 Look, I told you what you did with that goat was a crime... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4905 I am so sorry, Pierre. Your recent minimalist menu is actually considered fraud in America. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4906 I'm sorry, Chef, but the Governor says you've got to fry. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4907 Yes, I told them I was just trying to free the gluten. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4908 Foraged mushroom soup. Genius, chef, just genius. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4909 Perhaps poison wasn't the best choice? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4910 I told you that ganache was criminal. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4911 It’s because of the foie gras. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4912 The "chicken" is in the "pot." 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4913 Whats cooking? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4914 Didn't I warn you your petits fours were to die for? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4915 I know, it was almost the perfect souffle. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4916 I know when you were hired you said that you could cook anything.I didn't think you meant the books, too! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4917 Your Prison Food is a huge Hit: We got a '5-Rating' on Yelp 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4918 Next time, make what the warden orders! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4919 I didn't say you "couldn't" deep fry the cat, I said you "shouldn't." 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4920 Any news on the profiterole board hearing? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4921 Judge Ramsey ruled your pasta was overcooked. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4922 What should I do with the pot of boiling pasta you left on the stove? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4923 I spoke to the lawyer. Your goose is cooked. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4924 If they give you the chair, maybe they'll just bake you at 350. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4925 I can’t give up any secret sauce recipes. Look what happened to you. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4926 They found traces of arsenic in your Death by Chocolate Cake. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4927 But the sign said "Free Range Chicken" 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4928 I just don't know Charlotte. I remember hearing "Pat a Cake". I saw them all clapping. And then I woke up here. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4929 And you kept saying MY cooking was bad! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4930 I know you were a little light with the arsenic, but did you use 2 or 3 table spoons of brown sugar in the pie? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4931 Well, at least the butcher and candlestick maker are safely in international waters. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4932 Well, that's what happens when you beat the eggs. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4933 How about this - I bake you a cake with a file in it? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4934 Hell's Kitchen is just not the same without you there setting people on fire. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4935 Yes, your cooking was a crime. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4936 OK! Next time not so much garlic. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4937 I tried to hide the hacksaw in the soufflé but it collapsed. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4938 ... and then you made a cake with a file in it? Why do I bother? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4939 If you wanted a wife with time to bake cakes with files, YOU should have taken the corporate job. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4940 I got almost everything past security, but they confiscated the cigarettes and the creme fraiche 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4941 They're saying it was a braisen crime and that you might get 35-40 minutes. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4942 Can you do takeout on short notice? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4943 No, you can't come home today.... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4944 I think I forgot to turn the stove off. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4945 I miss your tube steak. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4946 Now you tell me you've been lying to me all these years about cooking only organic food? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4947 You've been in a little too long, if you catch my drift. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4948 The file punctured your soufflé and it collapsed. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4949 You know where I'm hiding your saffron. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4950 I'm sorry hon, but the Grand jury said your soufflé was criminal. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4951 How do you like the new uniforms? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4952 The first attorney rejected your offer of bread for torts. The second said "Let him eat cake. I exist on espresso." But I think you have a deal with the third in exchange for lifetime table at Delmonico's. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4953 Everyone said they were delicious - who knew? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4954 “I keep all of the recipes in my head!” Well, good luck getting a file, dear. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4955 It's now "Corn Dog Heaven." I'm sorry! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4956 The D.A. said your soufflé was so bad it was criminal. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4957 The jury's preheated to third degree murder. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4958 Well, if you had given them a true baker's dozen, you probably wouldn't be here now. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4959 Anyway, my compliments... 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4960 ...and I've stopped eating butter. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4961 I’d like the duck in five to ten years. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4962 Any suggestions on how to get the file into the soufflé? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4963 Don't tell me. They found your bottle of Kitchen Bouquet. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4964 I didn't REALLY mean Death by Chocolate! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4965 You do this just to get a rise out of me! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4966 CLUE: It was ... the Chef ... in the kitchen ... with a cleaver 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4967 No, Janice. Tort not torte! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4968 No, I have to give YOU the cake. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4969 It was supposed to say "perp," not "prep." 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4970 Your "Choice of the Day" killed the mayor. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4971 I'll have the pheasant behind bars. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4972 ...and then Horner pulled out a plumb, and then your sister ate her curds, and then--oh!--wait'll I tell you about what Gretel and her fat li'l brother did to your momma's house. . . 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4973 I always said your prices were highway robbery! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4974 My souffles just aren't the same without you. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4975 Your brother decided that your whole case of Châteauneuf-du-Pape is off. But it tasted fine to me. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4976 I just kneaded to see you 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4977 I know you say you are innocent but they caught you on the wire tap saying you were going to raise the dough. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4978 Honey, I didn't expect you to take the idea of a 'killer meal' so literally! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4979 I'm sorry. You'll have to bake the cake without the file. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4980 You're here because you raised too much dough for that guy's party, according to your lawyer. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4981 I think we should call it "Cereal" 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4982 I told you your cupcakes were to die for, not to kill for. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4983 How are they treating you Chef Boyareyousoryee 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4984 Would a rasp do ? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4985 ....so the reason that you're in here is that you have perfected your 'death by chocolate' recipe? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4986 Your lawyer says you've been sentenced to cook bouillabaisse every day. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4987 They have a really strong cake against you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4988 I miss you...sniff...and I miss the smell of something burning in the oven. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4989 I thought told you a baker's dozen was 13 not 11. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4990 They say if you take the plea, the Health Inspector will raise it to a C. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4991 You're baked in. They've found the dough. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4992 "Actual Bodily Harm" seems like a pretty severe a charge for too much butter in your pastries. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4993 You never made ME breakfast in bed. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4994 Apparently, your special last night was a killer! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4995 I told you to stop cooking the books. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4996 Why are you pushing takeout? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4997 Well, now we know what happens to chefs who get a D sanitary rating. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4998 I’m just baking in here. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4999 After your souffle`fell, all hell broke lose. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
5000 The fish WAS off, Mario. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5001 I told you to go easy with the Carolina Reaper.... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
5002 Just explain to the judge that you're all toque. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5003 Je ne l' ai pas fait, my ass. Your sous chef ratted you out! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5004 I've met a new Boyardee on the outside. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5005 Well, you did sous vide the chocolate cake. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5006 You're a cook, and a thief, I'm your wife, and it's over. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5007 Your crepes Suzette was a killer! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5008 I'm sorry I called 911. Your food wasn't THAT bad. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5009 Your lawyer's struggling with the flambé! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5010 We’ve got to get you out of this mess hall. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5011 The judges chopped you. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
5012 As it turns out, I was wrong. The dish didn't run away with the spoon. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
5013 You said tart lawyer, right? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5014 I warned you not to make the Drano muffins, but ohhh no... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5015 ...and my mothers crab cakes were murder eh.. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5016 “What are you going to say, ‘Don’t mess with me I’ve got a butter knife’”? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
5017 Too much paprika. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5018 On the bright side, this is a two starred Michelin prison! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
5019 I know you're the chef, dear, but I tried to tell you, pufferfish is not "just like tilapia". 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5020 We've changed the name of the restaurant for four years and two months. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5021 They think you cooked the books. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
5022 I donated our penne to the food bank, Luigi. It's for the best. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5023 Where are the recipes hidden? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5024 I told you not to serve the foie gras. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
5025 I warned you not to throw that pie 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
5026 Bubbah who likes you to wear the hat? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5027 Great news, you can take the Julia Childs defense to get out of stir. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
5028 Usually she says, ‘Please pack your knives and go’. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5029 Yes, it WAS a killer dessert....So are you happy now? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
5030 I told you he would't like ketchup on his wedding cake. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
5031 I said patsy, not pastry. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5032 From what I'm hearing, you're the catch of the day. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5033 Apparently you match the description of Mr. Boy-ar-dee. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
5034 Was it the overcooked pasta again? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5035 I’m sorry, but hasn’t anyone asked to see your focaccia before? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5036 They will drop charges only if you agree to the DASH diet three times a day. Butter is non negotiable. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5037 Honey, you knew better than to butcher the neighbors’ pig. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5038 I told you he always has his Chief of Staff taste his food first. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5039 Stealing Grandma's recipe is a serious crime! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5040 When will you be home for dinner? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5041 I found an attorney who specializes in cajun spice law, but he's pricy. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5042 Hey, Jacques, what's cookin'? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5043 Didn’t you know it was illegal to say soup nazi these days? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5044 The avocado toast defense is a no-go. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5045 He's allergic to mushrooms. Any other suggestions? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5046 Gordon Ramsey really hated your food didn’t he dear! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5047 The butcher and candlestick maker are saying you brought the tub. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5048 I told you that lying about it being gluten-free was fraud. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5049 It was a good try, but he's still the king. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5050 You serious? A file in the cake is so old! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5051 I told you flambéing sushi was a crime. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5052 I’m afraid the jury has decided your cheesecake swirl is to die for. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5053 I told them I don’t work front of house, but they still want me to serve. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5054 The Souffle refused to take the fall. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5055 I'm sorry I had to Baker Act you. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5056 He'll drop the capital offense charge if you'll keep the menu to steak and diet coke. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5057 They call it 'the hoagie' in Philly. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5058 My timer is ringing, I have to go 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5059 The good news is that it's a just misdemeanor. The bad news is you're only a runner-up on 'Brutal Chefs of Beverly Hills'. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5060 Pierre, I know you took my diamond broach, but I have this small dinner party on Saturday with a few friends that Fred wants to impress... 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5061 I'd like to order the filet mignon, medium rare, a baked potato and a glass of pinot noir. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5062 Your restaurant wasn't THAT bad. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5063 You’ll serve twelve years for the assaults and an additional year for being a baker. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5064 Honey, "I" thought you cooked the books to perfection. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5065 The verdict is in- Your Baked Alaska was a crime 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5066 I told you you can't put a "salt" in your "batter"y. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5067 Yes, the food critic called and apologized for the bad review. He had no idea it would cost you 5 to 10 years. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5068 The yeast you could have done was thaw the frozen mousse. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5069 I warned you not to put on your high hat. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5070 How are they feeding you? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5071 The critic's review said my mousse de chocolat was so good it was a crime. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5072 Sorry, I was unable to post bail. They did not accept your secret blowfish recipe as collateral. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5073 You better start cooking up an escape plan. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5074 The police also found your dartboard, you know the one you'd taped that photo of the lobster onto? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5075 You should never have pretended you used wagyu beef. The cover up is always worse than the crime. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5076 Did you bring my baster? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5077 Well he did order it well done! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5078 You will always be my first chef, but I'm divorcing you. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5079 Your buns are well toasted. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5080 I'm going to need a recipe for that cake. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5081 I got you the pie, but they were out of foie gras. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5082 Marjorie said the Times reviewer would be here on Thursday for lunch. Good luck. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5083 You shouldn't have promised 30 minutes or less. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5084 I called the uniform supplier. They said they won't drop the charges. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5085 I spoke with Mrs. Fields. Shes pressing charges. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5086 They caught you putting a file into a cake? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5087 "How many are in a food coma? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5088 I said you made a killer; gnocchi. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5089 I told you not to overseason the filet mignon. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5090 It's brutal in the joint. They took away my sous chef. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5091 Please, Tony, where's the beef? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5092 Your alibi fell as flat as your soufflés 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
5093 I looked it up "Bork,Bork,Bork" isn't even Swedish! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5094 THE kale burger was the trigger... 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5095 Bad news. Your lawyer appealed, but the confection was upheld. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
5096 Yes, Ma'am I counsel a lot of sushi 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5097 I did not bring the cake with the file. I can't find your recipe. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5098 Apparently the cake really was sinfully delicious. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5099 Honestly Jacques, what made you think a chisel in a brioche was a good idea? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5100 This is what happens when you beat the eggs. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
5101 I told you he only wants cheeseburgers! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
5102 Chives. Next time, could you bring some chives? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5103 Your cooking is a crime of passion. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
5104 Sorry, I didn't know you fought with Stu, I thought they asked whether you had "salted" the "stew." 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5105 Hope you like making crème brûlée IN JAIL, BITCH! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5106 Would you like your hemlock on the side? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5107 No Harry, you bake the cake and I will sneak the file. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5108 Give me the recipe and I'll bake the cake. What size file was that? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5109 Cannibalism was the best part of owning a restaurant! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
5110 My husband says your gravy has lumps. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
5111 The governor said your goose is to be cooked. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5112 It was ridiculous to think they’d let me smuggle in a cake. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5113 I told you that using artificial vanilla flavoring in your cakes would catch up with you. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5114 You're lucky a well-done steak is only a misdemeanor offense. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5115 Sorry dear, our marriage is toast. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
5116 I told you that Soup Nazi schtick was gonna be your undoing! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5117 Honey, everyone knows it's a crime to microwave soup. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
5118 So I substituted Chanterelle for Shitake mushrooms. Is that such a crime? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5119 I told you the soufflé would collapse. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5120 I'll admit the sentence was harsh for using MSG. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
5121 I told you that riff on avocado toast was a crime against humanity. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5122 I didn't know you literally meant your food was killer! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5123 I’ve found another manicotti. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
5124 This experimenting needs to stop, obviously the cops don't like vegetable donuts 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5125 I have the Hungarian paprika you requested, but it's not in my purse. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5126 You knew mixing chicken and fish was a food crime. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5127 I've baked you a cake, inside you'll find another smaller cake. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5128 I've been to every gourmet grocer in town, but apparently truffles are out of season ... couldn't you ask for normal contraband for once? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5129 Well, what you did to that souffle was a crime! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5130 Was it two cups of rice wine or iced wine. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5131 The usual please. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5132 I'm having a celebration gathering. Where's your recipe book? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5133 I told you putting sushi in a burrito is a crime! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5134 They say there is a file missing in the bake shop. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5135 I can't get a table anymore. Were those regular or non-pareil capers in your linguine? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5136 The guards know you're going to try to make your escalope tonight. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5137 You're the one who wanted to take reality cooking shows to the next level! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5138 I'm leaving you Gordon, I don't your mind cooking the books, but what you did to those scallops was criminal. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5139 The President would like his cake made with the best chocolate. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5140 I warned you about the oleo ... but “No,” you said, “it tastes like butter!” 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5141 When I said wouldn’t you kill to have the number 1 lasagna in the city, I didn’t mean for you to take me literally. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5142 I told you the soup tasted a bit fishy. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5143 At least your clients come back every day. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5144 What did you do with the file in the cake I sent you? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5145 Walk right up to the biggest, baddest guy in the yard and tell him you make a fabulous Grand Marnier soufflé. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5146 Thank you, my dear. Your wife's lady fingers were delicious. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5147 This Global Entry thing is really getting out of control. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5148 Yeah, yeah, they can't copyright recipes can they Alan Dershowitz... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5149 They said if I behave, they'll reduce my sentence to a simmer for 10-15 minutes. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5150 If only I knew how to bake a cake with a file in it 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5151 I kept telling you NOT to put so much pepper in the minestrone. You're lucky you weren't charged with attempted murder! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5152 My grocery store is ordering bread for Passover. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5153 Nice outfit, but that hat will never fit through the escape tunnel . 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5154 Do you think you'll get time off for good bearnaise? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5155 They say you have to bake your own cake. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5156 No. The only way this will work is if - I - bake the cake with a file in it 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5157 When it comes to meth a chef is just not any different than a cook. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5158 Why would you want me to bake you a cake? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5159 Okay, so Gordon Ramsay went through your walk-in, screamed at you for a few minutes, and called who exactly? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5160 And Steve, you knew I always worried self-rising dough wasn't on the level. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5161 You cooked up one of your crazy schemes, didn't you? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5162 A sous chef is not a toy. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5163 Proscecution's not buying the 'borscht for orphans' play. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5164 Apparently my being the Soup Nazi worked for Seinfeld but not for Trump when they asked me for my Green card.... 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5165 You must go gluten free.. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5166 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times - always cook the books well done. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5167 They have audio of you 42 times saying it will be over and easy. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5168 The new technology allows me to tell you face to face that your cooking turns my stomach! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5169 Stop making a federal case of it. Just serve beans. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5170 So I guess you won’t be catering, then... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5171 Your parole officer said you were a little tart, so they sent you back 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5172 Your soufflé REALLY sucked. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5173 How am I supposed to be faithful for two years without your croissants? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5174 You're souffle is served. #prisonlife 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5175 I told you that naming your restaurant Illegal Sea Foods wasn't a good idea. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5176 This is what happens when you undercook the linguine 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5177 They'll let you out if you plead guilty to a misdemeanor and turn over your recipe for twenty minute duck pate en croute. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5178 yeah, well, if I could've bake any kind of cake I wouldn't have hired you in the first place. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5179 I told you to use food poisoning, not poisoned food. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5180 I swear I thought it was gluten free. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5181 I told you to make it Gluten Free 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5182 Are you serving a sentence or serving meals 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
5183 If you are cooking up another escape plan... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5184 The warden said no to the can opener request while you are in his can. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5185 The souffle was that bad? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5186 I think our marriage is fried! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5187 So, do you want to add the pruno recipe to the cookbook? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5188 They said you could get time off for good beef-flavor. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5189 The place is fine,but the salad chef is getting a little weird with the endive again. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5190 Did you really a salt the pepper? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5191 What happened to the hacksaw I brought last week? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5192 I'm not sure I can put a file in a spinach and three cheese quiche. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5193 We just think "Iron Bar Chef" could really turn your career around. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5194 They found a finger in the hash. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5195 The warden says you can get released early if you keep up the good flavor. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5196 I swear! They told me it was cake batter. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5197 I'm sorry, but your soufflé was criminally overrated. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5198 Being in here for cooking the company books is not something to show off about. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5199 I hope you rot in there. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5200 Dump the truffles - they're doing a hat check. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5201 Do the inmates like your cooking? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5202 Yes. It was that pinch of cayenne. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5203 You should have realized it was too hot to handle. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5204 Too late, they found the foie gras. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5205 I told you to take the cannoli. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5206 "Must be hot in there! Looks like you're cooking". 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5207 You never laugh at my jokes anymore. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5208 The seafood pizza was a crime. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5209 Next time, make sure the escargots are cooked! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5210 Is this your "to go" window? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5211 But Henri why did you put the poison in your signature souffle? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5212 I hope they burn you, like you did that poor lasagna! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5213 I brought you some file-o pastries. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5214 Sorry, Henry, I gave the missing steak knife to the police. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5215 I'll put up the dough if you give up the secret recipe for garlic bread. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5216 I told you not to slip that knife into your cousin's birthday cake. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5217 what do you mean I'll have to manage with Blue Apron for a couple of weeks more! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5218 Yes, it is high praise when your patrons say that your desserts are to die for, but adding cyanide is just cheating. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5219 What kind of cream do you use in that? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5220 Don't you think a cake would be too obvious for a file and a rope? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5221 I said asparagus, not arsenic! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5222 I guess it was too much of a surprise. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5223 I guess the food critic didn't think you'd recognize him. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5224 They let Martha Stewart out already ? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5225 So, you're in jail for cooking the books? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5226 Don't worry hon, you'll be out as soon as you can make your souffle rise. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5227 The only thing you’r going to be baking, on the other side, is pie in the sky. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5228 The prosecution alleges your alibi is half-baked. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5229 no, I told you to take it on the lamb. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5230 I told you that your dream of living out Ratatouille would get you in trouble one day. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5231 I told you the exploding cake was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5232 If want outta there, I'm gonna need that cake recipe. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5233 No, I can't bake you a cake with a file in it. You're the baker, remember? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5234 If I can't find French shallots can I substitute Holland Red shallots? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5235 They said please pack your knives and go. There was no mention of stabbing the contestant next to you. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5236 Adjust for altitude? For the love of Pete there's a file in the middle. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5237 You can turn off the timer I think your done. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5238 I'd make you a cake with a file in it, but you do all the cooking. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5239 Big Chef, I told you the file was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5240 Your scheme was half baked. I'm gettin' skewered in here! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5241 If your next soufflé collapses, they’re going to tack on another two years to your sentence. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5242 You left the canoli, dear. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5243 Darling, I have a confession. It's just ... I was so hungry .... and the drive-thru was so well-marked ... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5244 So, how's your new job? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5245 And next time you visit me don’t wear your working clothes 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5246 Sorry - Anthony Bourdain turned down your idea. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5247 I warned you to go easy on the habanero! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5248 The gourmet club is still pressing charges for the flattened souffle. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5249 I think it was harsh that they locked you up just because I wanted my steak well done. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5250 Smuggle flour in a cake? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5251 I know you didn't put salt in the batter, but you did beat the eggs. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5252 Do you 'knead dough' to make bail? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5253 I just can't order out any more. I've found another cook. I'm sorry. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5254 Look Paul, for the last time: will you or will you not let me have your recipe for that Spinach quiche? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5255 I suppose you’re trying to cook up a way out of this? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5256 Bad news: the candlestick maker is turning state's evidence 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5257 I’m cooked!!!! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5258 Sometimes a giant sandwich in a tunnel is just a giant sandwich in a tunnel. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5259 The DA says she'll consider an appeal based on your argument you thought the recipe was in metric units. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5260 I’ll bake you a key in a cake. That’s a joke, you jerk. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5261 I'm glad you finally found someone who appreciates your cooking. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5262 I'm leaving you. I never loved you. I just loved your bisque. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5263 I told you not to trying to pass off Entemann's as cronuts. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5264 What are you cooking up this time? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5265 Oh come on! That's the first place they'd think to look. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5266 Listen carefully! I said a f-a-k-i-r could escape through the vent system! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5267 Your lawyer said that outfit didn't help you with the jury. You are head of accounting. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5268 You just HAD to make Fugu the special?! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5269 Cooks vs. Cons? What do you mean the show needed something to boost ratings? We want you home! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5270 Was it the snails? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5271 Honey, I didn't know baking a file into that cake would lose you your Michelin star. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5272 What wine pairs well prison food? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5273 I told you the cake was criminally good. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5274 It's because you promised to always keep my recipes a secret! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5275 The police says your latest creation was a killer recipe. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5276 The reviews have actually got better. Sorry, Chef. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5277 Because beating an egg is one thing, but beating your neighbor... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5278 I told you that was so good it was criminal.. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5279 I tweaked your recipe last night. Only three deaths. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5280 I told you it was a crime to fuse Mexican with sushi. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5281 I think you would have had a better chance with the Abraham Lincoln look. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5282 They said panhandling carries the death sentence. You're going to fry. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5283 Hi, can I have two years in prison with some extra pepperoni on top, please? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5284 I'm getting a whole new perspective on ingredients here. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5285 I thought you were running a bakery 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5286 Listen all you have to say is that "recipes to kill" was just an literary expression to sell cook books. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5287 I guess your high prices really were criminal. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5288 No, you bake a cake with a file in it! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5289 Sorry, dear, the judge said he can’t accept your dough for bail. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5290 The toxicology report came back. Your 'icing sugar defense' won't work. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5291 You robbed a bank, in a chefs outfit? You belong here! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5292 No, it was supposed to be 'Death by Chocolate,' not 'Death by Choke a Lady' 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5293 I didn't think your cake was THAT bad 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5294 "I'd like to order a gluten-free, non-GMO, non-inflammatory topping, vegan Grandma pizza. I have a $30. off coupon, how much do I owe?". 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5295 Franz! How long did you say to leave the soufflé in the oven? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5296 I'm telling you Gary, dogs legs are not the next big thing... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5297 I told you I was vegan. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5298 They say the idea of you getting out of here is ‘pie in the sky.’! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5299 No, you don't get time off for good banana bread. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5300 I found the clever 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5301 I was going to sneak a saw and file past the guards inside a cake, but you weren't home to make one. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5302 I ‘m sorry huney, but I had to hire a new chef and he has moved in. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5303 They searched the purse thoroughly; nonetheless, I made it past with the ingredients like you said.. but I'm particularly worried about that stick of butter. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5304 Tell my sous chef to wait for me. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5305 You forgot to add his anchovies. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5306 Tell me again. The key to a successful cake is? 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5307 Sounds good, except Mama used a half cup more sugar. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5308 You could have served the books raw with a light vinaigrette. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
5309 I really appreciate your leaving the diner to come and visit, and yes, they did relax the inmate rules. They have their own hair salon, stopped requiring uniforms and they don't even check my purse. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5310 Where did you stash the mayo? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5311 But I need the costumes; you have used it for the past 6 Halloweens. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
5312 I can't find your method for making coq au vin. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5313 Do you have any idea how hard it is to duplicate the Big Mac? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5314 I wish you'd told me that you kneaded the dough so badly. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5315 It was the $98 filet. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5316 your meatballs weren't that bad. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5317 Darling, I spoke with the DA and yes, it is fact a crime to skewer Cuisse de grenouilles sur un baton and then skewer Chef Andre' . 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5318 I am not going to wait for you. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
5319 How much time before the third course arrives? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5320 Bake a hacksaw into your own damn cake! 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5321 Your fugu fish preparation needs tweaking. But good news: you've won "Graybar Chef." 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
5322 The governor says there will be no pardon for murdering his steak. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
5323 Did you really turn the oven up to 3500 degrees? I mean, you do know that sometimes a typo slips by the editor? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5324 Seriously. You still really won't tell me your Gianduja Souffle recipe? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5325 I'm going to tira-miss-u. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5326 That reminds me: i think i left the stove on. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5327 Virginia's out. Duke's out. I don't know what's going on with Gonzaga. I don't need another recipe - I need a bracket I can live with! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5328 I told you fugu wasn't a good idea. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5329 I'm sorry honey, the guards found the basil. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5330 So your calorie bomb wasn't appreciated? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5331 Your goose is cooked. Just sayin". 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5332 That cake frosting was lethal. What is the key ingredient? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5333 Tony. The judge is not going to believe the forced confession story about murdering chicken. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5334 Now honey, we knew the judges would be tough on Top Chef Leavenworth. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5335 I told you that Homi-cider was bad name for a restaurant. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5336 Well, this wasn't our worst Halloween. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5337 Killer dessert. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5338 I'm sorry Clark, but it's ravi-over. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5339 But you're Martha Stewart. You know how to bake a big Cake. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5340 Tell me how much salt, and I'll get you out in an hour. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5341 You made me buy frozen snails. How to I defrost the wretched things? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5342 I mean...it was a bit overcooked. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5343 Hey Poppin Fresh! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5344 When the judge said that he was going to throw the book at you, I didn't expect it to be a cookbook 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5345 I'm sure the toilet wine braised beef wasn't a complete disappointment! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5346 Yes madam, I know, Bernie is kosher. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5347 Step 3: Add flour one tablespoon at a time, so the filer won't sink to the bottom. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5348 Do you really think the judge is going to believe that you didn't know the oven was set to Fahrenheit and not Celsius...? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5349 I know... but I thought I could get away with using generic Parmesan 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5350 "Your cupcake iced a deal with the Feds. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5351 Relax. Souffles take time. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5352 But it's your job to bake the cake with the file in it. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5353 Roald Dahl be damned! They didn't eat the lamb! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5354 Don’t get into a beef! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5355 I didn’t know Chef Boyardee was a real chef 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5356 How exactly am I supposed to get the nail file into the cake? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5357 Your accountant should have told you not to cook the books. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5358 Sure you’ll win, honey; but, remember-don’t kill anybody this time. OK? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5359 No, No, I said “Grill it Baby, Grill it” 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5360 You are deluding yourself - your crime wasn't that the food was terrible, it was that the portions were too small 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5361 I warned you! He takes his steak well done, with ketchup. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5362 I don’t care if they told you to show off your knife skills in culinary school! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5363 Just reveal your truffles connection, and maybe you won't lose a Michelin star. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5364 'Quick Mom, Next time, use a baguette for your your special ingredient?' 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5365 I’m very sorry to tell you, but they’ve redone the entire menu. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5366 Sorry but I told you your lamb salad dish was “to die for” before you served it. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5367 Well at least I know where you are... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5368 Good news. The lawyers say your goose is cooked. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5369 Yes, it's true. The peaks on the meringue...have fallen. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5370 First thing you do, you find the best chef in there, you walk right up to him and you cook him under the table." 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5371 You’re forgetting I did say I liked the ambience and that the location was great... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5372 I told you the file in the cake trick was a half-baked idea 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5373 You know 45 only eats fast food... What were you thinking making your Signature Salad, Vegetable Souffle and Strawberry Creme Brulee Tart! 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5374 I’m sorry, Ralph, but I warned you to stop kneading me 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5375 I told you it wasn’t a hors d’oeuvre of protection you’d be in violation of. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5376 Let it rest for one hour? Who has time for that? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5377 I told you not to make the chocolate chunk when they just ordered chocolate muffins! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5378 I'm sorry my love, but I've met a clown. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5379 In acknowledgment of your conspicuous professional identity, they’re giving you an extra year. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5380 I told you not to get involved with hot enchilada. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5381 They never stop eating honey. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5382 The last person you should have tried that new recipe on was James Beard. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5383 It was all in the sauce! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5384 I've appealed to the governor that you had no idea it was mock crab in the salad. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5385 I'm carrying out with someone else. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5386 Point made, Guillaume. I can live without my diamonds, but not without your profiteroles. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5387 His souffles never fall, what can I say? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5388 Honey, I was just so sick of guys calling it "prison food" 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5389 It was never about us. I wanted all the dough for myself. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5390 What temperature for the pork chops ? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5391 So, can I get the same brownie with a teaspoon of REAL baking powder? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5392 But the recipe didn't call for a file. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5393 I’m sorry Miguel. It was a bad bake. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5394 He's willing to drop the charges if you give him his three stars back. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5395 I really didn't think your Souffle was that bad. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5396 It sounds like your goose is cooked for making mincemeat out of the victim. And now...your just desserts. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5397 You misunderstood au jus. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5398 Yes dear, but are the greens fresh? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5399 who dis? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5400 Calling it ‘Cafe Bastille’ may sound glamourous, but you’ll always be ‘Cookie from Rykers’ to me. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5401 But still, despite everything I've learned, the meatballs were delicious. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5402 Don't worry...I'll just tell the children you were a serial killer. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5403 I tried to bake a file in a cake, but the batter ruined our Mixmaster. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5404 You can sit there and be as demeaning as you want, but arsenic and absinthe do sound very similar. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5405 Trump agrees to commute your sentence only if you don't return to McDonald's and come to work at the White House kitchen. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5406 Yelling "you've been chopped" will not help your defense. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5407 Did they find the knife? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5408 Look. You’ve got to cut back on the hot peppers. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5409 I'll get the file; you bake the cake. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5410 Didn't I tell you not everyone wants the Chef's Special? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5411 You're going to fucking fry and that's not a cute pun. They will literally electrocute you to death. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5412 And then she asked, 'What, did he asSALT someone?' as if you don't already hear that one every day. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5413 It was all so stupid, Francoise. Who else would have cooked the books? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5414 If I told you once I told you a thousand times: no MSG in our restaurant! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5415 I'm afraid the knife inside the birthday cake is too obvious. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5416 Orange flambé is the new black. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5417 I pushed the judge to give you death by chocolate, but it looks like they’re going to give you the chair. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5418 I'm sorry, there will be no Madeleine. She said she couldn't make it. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5419 I don't think this is ours? It's on whole wheat. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5420 No more conjugal visits, I want your pastries. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5421 Did you bring the dough? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5422 I heard they were indicting ham sandwiches but this is too much! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5423 Death by Chocolate, huh? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5424 On the right side, the liver was to die for. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5425 I told you that souffle ought to be a crime. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5426 There’s a fine line between a baked Alaska and arson. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5427 I could bake a file into a cake but that might be too obvious 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5428 Hold on to your haute. Your attorney says refusing an amuse-bouche is a crime of passion! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5429 Are the trolls farmed locally? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5430 You still owe me for that sushi grade tuna, and I have friends in there. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5431 I think you should remove tossed salad from the menu 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5432 One cheese burgler please 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5433 Apparently Jackie Gleason is claiming "He's "the chef of the future! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5434 I’m told the maximum sentence could be death by chocolate. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5435 Yea. I know you said his restaurant reviews were powerful, but this is ridiculous. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5436 Did you bring the ambergris? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5437 I’m warning you; I have a fresh donut in this purse and am prepared to take a bite! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5438 I'll tell you the escape plan now, but for the time being, keep it under your hat. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5439 The candlestick maker was already dead in the tub when I got there. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5440 Yes, I've got the knife. But is it two or three cups of flour? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5441 No, I don't think that Sal Monella is a good co-defendant. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5442 They’re saying 15 years to life for microwaving burgers. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5443 Oh Jacque, how could you do it, burn the creme brulee? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5444 The Police found the bisque... 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5445 I said I wanted my steak medium rare. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5446 This is a holdup, give me all of your dough 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5447 I'd like to order some carry-out. Or maybe you could deliver? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5448 Honey, I know you like to cook, but you can't cook the books. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5449 I always thought your over use of salt was criminal 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5450 Of all the dough in the world, you had to take the greenbacks. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
5451 One sack of flour with a file in it. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5452 If you help me smuggle in some cigarettes, I can probably sneak out my amuse bouche. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5453 I told you not to beat the eggs. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5454 I told you not to lie about the gluten. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5455 It was a half baked idea to begin with but when I said ,"Cheese it the cops!" I meant, get the Hell out of there not to add more cheese. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5456 I baked the file in the coffee-rum zabaglione. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5457 Crimes against cassoulet...how could you? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5458 The detective said that there was gluten in the lasagna. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5459 I am not cook. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5460 You overcooked another steak, didn't you? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5461 I told you to stay out of that chop shop. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5462 I told you not to run with knives. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5463 No, I cannot find your recipe for banana and saw loaf. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5464 So they figured out what was in the jelly, huh? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5465 If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen, it's time to escape. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5466 Did you have to dust the grave with powdered sugar? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5467 There’s only one problem with your file in the cake idea - you’re the baker. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5468 I love you chef, but "boyardee" in trouble. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5469 You are being rediculous Anthony! It's time to confess that the "Chef Tony's World Famous Lobster Bisque" that made all those people ill came out of a can. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5470 I agree, Roquefort is delicious, but we've got to look past that now. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5471 This is what happens when our restaurant gets only two stars. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5472 Trump's DA thinks 'making stolen' is a crime. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5473 I told you it was a half baked idea! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5474 You would've gotten away with it if your plan wasn't half-baked. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5475 I’m sorry, Mr. Wilson, there are multiple witnesses to your still only using kale as a garnish. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5476 I told you that you would get in trouble when you claimed the farmed fish was wild caught. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5477 You never taught me how to bake a cake! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5478 On the bright side, you have been named the next —Behind the Iron Chef 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
5479 How are the croisssants, dear? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5480 They didn't beat the chef out of you. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5481 They said your take on boeuf bourguignon was criminal 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5482 Here's a tip I'll share. Next time don't beat the eggs and whip the cream. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5483 Remember- do not drop the butter.. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5484 Yes, Mother was tasty. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5485 My poor Pierre. I'm sorry they pelted you with the snails and frog legs, but was it reasonable to expect they'd like them? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5486 I told you that sinful dessert was a crime. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5487 What did I tell you!? You should never have put tomato sauce on that cheese steak. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5488 I have a Chef's Surprise for you.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5489 If only we'd come up with a newer cliche. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5490 So you sliced and diced him? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5491 At least they thought your muffins were killer. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5492 What did u expect from prison food? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5493 Can I order a 16" "I slept with your brother" pizza...with extra pepperoni? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
5494 I warned you it was a crime that your food tasted so good. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5495 Oh, I see...they meant "Sous" chef. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5496 I already told you: I've got the dough! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5497 What you did to the lobster was a crime. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
5498 And another thing. The soufflé went flat. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5499 I don’t understand — why did the judge give you 13 years? 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5500 We’re appealling. You’ll be out by the time the roast is done. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5501 Look on the bright side, at least you were nominated for the James Barred Award. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5502 I told you that your beef tenderloin was that good, but did you listen? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5503 If you don’t tell them where the dough is, your goose is cooked. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5504 I wanted to speak with crook. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5505 I told them I was executive chef and they thought I said, "execute the chef." 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5506 The lawyer tells me you're cooked! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
5507 I'm sorry, Pierre, but I can't sous you anymore. 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
5508 I'll have the arugula with baby gem tomatoes and blood orange dressing, the haricourt verts, the halibut in phyllo with a meunière sauce and a pound of c-4. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5509 Sorry, take out; no delivery. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5510 I have to ask. Was it all gluten rich? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5511 Honey, I don't know why the guards won't let you have tumeric. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5512 I told you cod would never pass for scallops . 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5513 Bread and water. BRED and water. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5514 What do you put in the mystery meat? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5515 "I told you not to serve the Baked Alaska in their Tiki hut". 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5516 So, where'd ya hide the bread, Earl? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5517 So much for the “special ingredient” baked into your desserts. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5518 He told you he had an aversion to cilantro and you didn't listen. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5519 But did you plan to burn the pie crust or was it accidental? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5520 Who'll replace you? Meal kit delivery! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5521 I did not forget. The free range chicken was confiscated 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5522 I bet California would have appreciated you special brownies. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5523 I told you not to cook that up 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5524 I am sorry I had to put you in here your food was terrible. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5525 You told the judge you were just killing him soufflé right? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5526 Your quiche recipe is completely safe, Chef. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5527 I'd bake a file into a cake, but I can't cook. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5528 Well, you did confess that dessert was "to die for." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5529 I'm not sure you've marinated enough. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5530 Never mind how your ICE deportation is going, what's needed now is the exact ratio of whole eggs to egg whites in your souffle recipe so your legacy can live on here. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5531 Honey, I was the one who left the cake out in the rain. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5532 I told you it was a crime to put raisins in the sticky buns. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5533 Will you help me? I'm really in a lemon curd. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5534 Early release if your souffle doesn't fall. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5535 Well if you won't give me the recipes how do you expect me to bail you out. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5536 No, I don't think the jury will buy that the rats were helping you cook. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5537 'I GUESS YOU WON'T BE BURNING ANOTHER SOUFFLE ANY TIME SOON." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5538 My husband is complaining about the prison food. He would like cyanide sprinkled on his hamburgers 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5539 Is the prison loaf as bad as they say? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5540 I told you to stop massaging the kale. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5541 This is what happens when you have a “no tipping” policy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5542 You are getting a raw deal. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5543 These are the conditions of your release from prison. Would you like them well, medium or rare? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5544 Your recipe called for a file, but I substituted a zucchini. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5545 I followed your baking instructions, but the file melted into the cake while it was baking. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5546 I’ll bail you out when you learn how to make an acceptable matzo ball soup, Jerry. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5547 One plus---you'll be able to upgrade your resume in five years. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5548 Your prints are all over the pepper mill......... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5549 Listen. Vic, set stove at 350 and timer for 6 hours and baste every... 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5550 We're running out of bread - I've been loafing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5551 I'll always say that 'stuffing themselves' has nothing to do with taxidermy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5552 They're all still in the hospital and swear they hadn't a clue how the brownies were 'special.'" 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5553 Well, it could be worse. Gordon Ramsey could be your cellmate. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5554 Why don't you step out here so I can throw the damn pie at you! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5555 I’m sorry, but they’re not willing to “bake you until you’re golden brown.” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5556 I never thought focusing on vegan recipes would bring you here. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5557 Wait I'm in jail I thought you were in jail 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5558 "No, I am not seeing the butcher, I'm seeing the candlestick maker". 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
5559 If the cake seems too dense, it's because I baked a file into it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5560 Sorry, Jimmy. I just don't have a knead for you anymore. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5561 The President has been of doing a lot of bad things, but we hafta hold our chefs to a higher standard. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5562 You'll learn not to spike the cookies! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5563 Yes dear, Kaleamole is a crime. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5564 But why arrest you? You just sold the pie, you didn't throw it in the guy's face. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5565 You made donkey sauce for Guy Fieri. What did you think was going to happen? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5566 I like the way you're thinking, but how do I get my file into your cake? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5567 Now who’s going to put the file in the cake? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5568 You can plead that you were unaware of the 'Use gluten, go to jail" law. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5569 No, I'm the one's supposed to cook the cake with the file in it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5570 Can I have my food to go? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5571 The police say your cooking was to die for. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5572 They asked for vegetarian and what did YOU provide them Clyde? That's why you are locked up! Now let me tell you about the kids... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5573 Drop the cooking aficionado guise, you cook books 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5574 I just don’t think she meant the chocolate cake was literally to die for. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5575 Actually, it wasn't that bad! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5576 I said fine, not fry. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5577 Don’t worry the kids won’t go hungry. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5578 I changed one thing in your cake recipe: I didn't have an iron file, so I used iron filings. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5579 Yes hon, the risotto was to die for. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5580 I have the file in the cake mix, but I am out of eggs. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5581 Well I would have brought the cake, but I couldn’t find your file. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5582 What's your objection to using a cake mix? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5583 You should have had some gluten-free recipes. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5584 I would do anything to have your bisque inside me, one last time 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5585 No, you put it on AFTER the caterer's truck... oh forget it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5586 I got 25 to life for impersonating the White House chef. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5587 " It will be alright. I have a idea. You could bake yourself a cake with a file in it!". 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5588 Now will you believe me that pork shouldn't be served rare? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5589 Have you been cooking inside? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5590 If you’d only used the cage-free eggs like I told you... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5591 I said no pickles in my burger 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5592 Don't you see they'll be expecting me to sneak in your knives? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5593 You won't even trust your sous chef to make a cake with a file in it? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5594 I put the saw in the cake, but I forgot to bring the cake 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5595 They say if you continue to cook for everyone that will qualify as Good Behavior. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5596 Poppin' Fresh's family is asking the district attorney to go for the maximum sentence. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5597 I told you not to put carbs in it. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5598 Maybe we can sell one of your Michelin stars to pay bail? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5599 Your appeal wasn't too appealing. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5600 No, honey, I did not hide a knife in the white truffles I brought for you. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5601 I can't keep telling our filets that you're coming back any day now to marinate them 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5602 "You really killed on the 'Duelling Chefs' finale". 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5603 I thought you said your goose was cooked, not you! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5604 White is the new what now? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5605 They're banning cooking torches in restaurants because of you. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5606 I tried to tell you that beating the eggs and whipping the cream is a criminal offense in this State. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5607 Different kind of tort...and definitely not what you'd call "guilt-free." 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5608 Your Ponzi schemes are like your souffle 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5609 But, honey, you’re the one who always bakes our cakes. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5610 Repeat after me, gluten free. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5611 For the last time honey, he said "I want a dish with a pop, not a dish and a pop." 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5612 Honey, the good news is they'll reduce your sentence from life to 25 years if you manage the kitchen. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5613 Make it quick. I've got a 250-top about to riot. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5614 They promise that all you need to do is divulge the ingredients. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5615 What kind of response is "If I knew you were comin', I'd've baked a cake?" 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5616 Here's their latest deal, full immunity from the botulism charges in exchange for your secret coq au vin recipe. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5617 Can't you bake your own cake and put a file in it? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5618 Mr. Sessions did not care for the Cannabutter. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5619 really dear, all this because he called you "cook".... 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5620 Really! Powdered milk and margarine in your béchamell… 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5621 What do you mean? You need a recipe for fried bologna? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5622 I'm so sorry to say, your Grand Marnier Soufflé... has collapsed! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5623 Not to crush your dreams, but they will never let you near a knife again. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5624 I warned you not to put beans in the chili when you're in Texas. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5625 When you are you getting out? The kids miss your desserts. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5626 Our attorney says that there is no “chef’s exception” for cooking the books. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5627 For the next 5-7 years, maybe you'll just have to bake the cake without a file. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5628 I said medium rare, not rare. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5629 13 hacksaws!? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5630 No way around it, Henri -- You're in the soup. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5631 This is what happens when you lose a Michelin star. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5632 The cake with a file in it didn't work; so let's try a pie with a saw. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5633 The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover - Part 2 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5634 I warned you that tiramisu had to be criminal. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5635 What’s your problem du jour? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5636 You can’t deliver??? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5637 "We're still having trouble getting enough dough to rise. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5638 Why didn't you taste the mushrooms before serving them? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5639 So, you mean to tell me that you really believed that the wouldn’t find the file! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5640 Toquing in the restroom? Sad, Jacques. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5641 I told you you should have clarified the butter... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5642 Where do you keep the Marsala? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5643 I'm having an affair with Tony, the busboy. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5644 Just one toque over the line. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5645 Yes! I did release your gateau in a cage. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5646 I think we can agree that it's a stretch to describe that dish as merely "audacious", Simon. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5647 Maybe they figured, dressed like that, if you escaped you’d be easier to find ? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5648 Bad news, honey. The Muffin Man isn't backing up your alibi. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5649 They didn't have any jamón ibérico left. Sorry. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5650 You want to sous your lawyer for under representation? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5651 Sorry, but the President says that the feeble attempt you made to duplicate a McDonald's cheeseburger for him is a crime. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5652 You better hope that tub never washes ashore. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5653 I told you not to try that recipe for disaster. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5654 So you're tellin' me they make you wear orange everyday of the year... except Halloween. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5655 How do you think the shrimp feels? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5656 Siphoning...cooking oil? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5657 I told you that bouillabaisse was a crime. Now you are in the soup. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5658 No, not thirty years to life - it's thirty years pilaf! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5659 So you really thought the cops would believe a rat was making you do all of those things...? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5660 Live and learn. I'm opening a new restaurant and the kitchen won't abut a bank. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5661 I told you that Egg Foo Finger was a bad idea. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5662 It all started when she said "Jim, please pack your knives and go". 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5663 But that's enough about me. Tell me how you got down here into Ybor city. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5664 That sauce really was lethal! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5665 Are you seriously trying to tell me that you never learned how to bake a file into a cake? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5666 How was I to know that the air bubbles trapped in the egg whites would escape? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5667 I smuggled in those onions for you. As requested. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5668 I requested to cook for you a last meal instead of getting one. So what do you want to eat? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5669 I'm so sorry, the appeal of your case has been denied. The good news is the new White House chief would like your 'special-pie' recipe. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5670 I think we should replace the all-you-can-eat pufferfish special with snowy owl. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5671 It was me behind the Yelp review. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5672 I always knew your food was to die for!!! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5673 Let me get this right, "stir in the stew, not stew in the stir." 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5674 We'll get you a pardon, monsieur. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5675 Not just guilty, but " flambéd". 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5676 I thought you knew how to do gluten-free cooking? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5677 But the bars aren’t made of chocolate 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5678 Can't we just go back to menu's? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5679 The last lawyer said he'd cook you up a great defense, so I fired him on the spot. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5680 I'm sorry dear but they say my quiche is to die for, so it looks like I'll never get out of here. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5681 Impersonating a chef with a knife, really? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5682 I asked to speak to the Chief, not the Chef, of the prison. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5683 Did it really matter that much that that couple was gay? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5684 Was it one or two tablespoons of capers in the Chicken Piccata. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5685 Honey, can I place an order for your absinthe scallops?! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5686 They don't want the knife; just the recipe. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5687 They have all the proofing they need 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5688 Honey, I promise--next time I'll read the recipe. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5689 Thanks to you I have to eat frozen dinners. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5690 Why did you kill the great chefs of Europe? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5691 You're taking your experiments with cooking under glass too far. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5692 Dear, I think you might be confused. There are no jail bake tropes that involve smuggling a cake OUT of jail. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5693 Apparently, you're getting soused. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5694 I didn’t mean for sending my entrèe back to lead to this. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5695 How much longer before your goose is cooked? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5696 Well alright, I guess if the rival gang is the theater ushers, you should be safe enough. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5697 Got any more brilliant crimes cooked up? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5698 If I can't find a cake, would a donut work? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5699 I'm sorry to tell you that, but a baseball cap would suit you better than your toque... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5700 Fava beans, a nice Chianti and a face please. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5701 I thought you said filo, not file. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5702 Michelin rated you 2 bars they said the ambience need improvement! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5703 I hate to say I told you so, but I warned you that inventing Spaghettios might not be received well. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5704 So, 3 cloves of garlic will disguise the odor of garlic? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5705 So, you’re a chef in the big house, but never in our house?! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5706 I told you that chocolate cake was sinful. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5707 Honey, you’re so sweet, but when I said I could kill a man for a cheeseburger right now... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5708 How's the fish? 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5709 ....I had no choice, they told me "death by chocolate!" 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5710 I'll give you Grandma's secret recipe but you can't give it to the warden. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5711 You were only supposed to prix fixe the menu, you idiot. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5712 They’re telling me what you did to that soufflé was a crime. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5713 I'd kill for your chicken picatta. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5714 Meat IS murder... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5715 I thought you said kale, not bail. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5716 I thought you were sent up for cooking the books. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5717 I told you that parsley smelled funny. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5718 Next visit bring my tools of the trade. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5719 I overcook one meal and they send me to the penne-tentiary! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5720 You just had to be the Bad Boy. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5721 I'll sneak you the sugar and flour, but first I just want to hear that you miss me. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5722 I told you not to go to Cutthroat Kitchen! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5723 Yes..A fallen souffle is a felony! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5724 What are you serving for dinner tonight? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5725 Your appeal was denied. It still doesn't taste like chicken. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5726 Don’t worry, we’ll bake you outta here. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5727 They confiscated the butter. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5728 I made your famous chocolate cake a la hacksaw, but it didn't make it through the metal detector. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5729 I miss you just as much as I miss your over seasoned stroganoff and deflated soufflé, Pierre. But the fact is I like black toast and over done steak. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5730 I'll have the turtle soup and make it snappy! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5731 Why do you want ME to make the pie? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5732 I am not cook. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5733 A Presidential pardon in exchange for becoming the WH executive chef…never. Not even one of our culinary apprentices would be that hard up! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5734 I know you're very upset about losing your Michelin stars; but, mistaking arsenic for confectioners sugar didn't go over with them, either. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5735 I thought you might provide menu advice for my daughter. She wants a large wedding on a shoestring budget. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5736 Don’t worry, we’ll make a podcast about it. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5737 When they let you out, you owe me my Sweet Sixteen Party. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5738 Why, when you knew the President does not eat gourmet? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5739 It's actually 13 years. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5740 Get them to offer 'Take-Out' 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5741 You’re not Batali.. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5742 The DA will cut a deal if you tell him where the batterie de cuisine is planted. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5743 I'll have 3 strips of bacon, two hash browns, and my nest egg back over easy, please. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5744 How many times do I have to tell you you're not a good cook? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5745 Apparently it is a crime to put too much tarragon on the trout. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5746 I heard the kitchen is getting a Michelin star. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5747 The organic ones are on sale this week at $10.99 a pound - will that work? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5748 "It's good of the warden to allow you visitors, and wear your favorite costume, Hannibal". 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5749 No middle man here.... chef takes direct orders! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5750 He takes me diners and drive-ins. You refused to set foot in a dive. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5751 Don't drop the spatula. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5752 I wish I had never added that oil to the pasta water. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5753 Baguette and Badoit? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5754 Where did you put that recipe for ‘cake with saw-in-it’? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5755 These cupcakes were not to kill for... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5756 Isn't twenty years a smidge too long for the marinade? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5757 I'll be awhile, put mine in the fridge. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5758 Did you really serve the tartare in a martini glass? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5759 Listen, this isn't looking good, the sous chef agreed to testify saying you cooked the books. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5760 You always did say your filet mignon was killer... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5761 "You did say that your food "After all, you did say that your food 'WAS TO DIE FOR'"! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5762 Was it one cup or two cups you used. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5763 You said it was gluten free. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5764 You knew the risks of a life of key-lime. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5765 Three collapsed souffles, you're out. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5766 So, twenty years of marriage and this is how I learn you really did know how to cook? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5767 You carmelized my mother. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5768 you gotta find the biggest guy on the yard and beat the shit out of him. after that, he becomes your sous chef, and you can also fuck him or his mouth or whatever it is you guys do in there. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5769 First my food behind the glass and now me 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5770 Only you would come up with some half-baked alibi like that! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5771 Hi Honey, the guard promised he'd help you escape in the laundry truck if you made him one of your famous German chocolate cakes. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5772 Sorry. I never meant for you to Sing Sing for your supper. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5773 You could try boiling your toilet water? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5774 on 3 we scramble.....1...2.... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5775 Oven at 250, flip after 25 minutes, and deglaze with which wine ? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5776 Do you want me to bake the file into a chocolate cake or red velvet? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5777 Did you say file' or file? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5778 Where do you keep the creme brûlée torch? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5779 Martha Stewart’s agent wants to get with your agent in 3 to 5 years. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5780 Trump wanted gluten 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5781 In familiar terms? Your goose is COOKED. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5782 Your lawyer told me that everything is cooked against you. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5783 Rub-a-dub-dub, They found your prints on the tub, And guess whose bodies washed in from the sea? The butcher, you faker, and candlestick maker. You’ll get a life sentence… maybe three. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5784 Your goose is cooked. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5785 But I'm supposed to be bringing YOU the cake. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5786 Maurice, tell me you didn't wear your hat into the shower... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5787 Usually the cake is used to smuggle something in... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5788 They said you have to bake it yourself. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5789 Bring my other clothes. They want to fry me. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5790 You're the one who knows how to bake a cake 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5791 Your scheme of a chisel and file in a pie seems rather half baked. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5792 Your lawyer says you can be out in six months if you fold in some good behavior. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5793 Your lawyer says no jail time if you confess it was not truffles. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5794 Bad news, Gordon Ramsey is a witness for the prosecution. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5795 No, Dear, I doubt that my Women's Club would be impressed with your new job responsibilities. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5796 I asked them to send the chef out so I can complain. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5797 I suppose while you're taking a shower and someone asks you to play "Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man", you'd better say yes. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5798 What do you mean you baked it? The saw was in the pie, you idiot. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5799 Let's be real..the souffle was criminal. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5800 Obviously , using me as an alibi was half baked. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5801 What do you mean, they confiscated your mise en place? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5802 Well, you pretty much have the sous chef position locked up. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5803 I'm not just a drive-by, I'm your mother. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5804 Not those peers. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5805 I was going to bake the file into a cake. And then I realized... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5806 Gee, Henri, maybe "Chez Fugu" was not such a great idea. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5807 Didn't I say rhinoceros soup was a bad idea? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5808 How's your cyanide recipes working out? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5809 I'm not leaving you, Claude, it's just that I really miss your desserts. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5810 It's called being accountable 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5811 'Since you left Jason, they don't serve special no.13 at TGI Fridays' 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5812 I feel like our relationship has gone stale. I’m leaving you for the muffin man. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5813 It will be OK. Anybody could mistake rat poison for salt. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5814 I warned you not to name it “Death by Chocolate...” 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5815 Well I can't just cook up a new excuse for you 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5816 I have a file, but you'll have to bake the cake. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5817 I know 'Mary Poppin Cake' was already taken, but 'Sweeny Todd Pie' was not a good second choice 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5818 And how do you suggest I get the file to you, if you're baking the bread in there? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5819 -and of course the used the whole “My meatballs are to die for” thing as evidence for the murder charge. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5820 Bob, I was asking for my vegetables cut into thin strips. You owe Julie and the Nicholson family an apology. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5821 They suspect you are cooking up another caper. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5822 I know, dear, but when you bragged about that "killer dinner" you prepared, they thought it was a confession. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5823 And then I fold the cream into the egg mixture with the hacksaw blades. Is any of this going to get you in trouble? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5824 Your soup de jour must've really killed. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5825 I told you that your mocha souffle would kill someone. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5826 I'm going to give you a shitty Yelp review. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5827 i told you that carbon file in the cake trick wouldn't work 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5828 I brought the, you know, raisins. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5829 No, I can't do to go! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5830 I guess there is such a thing as "too much butter." 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5831 Then I guess I'll have the tasting menu. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5832 I told you serving white wine with steak was a crime. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5833 Well I thought the salmon was cooked perfectly. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5834 It was your recipe book—jury viewed some killer dishes. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5835 This second amendment thing is getting a little ridiculous 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5836 The recipe called for charred, not undercooked. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5837 No truffles? I thought the philosophy here was rehabilitation not punishment. I'll have a word with the warden. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5838 The crab you prepared just got up and walked off the table, that's why you're behind bars. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5839 Sorry to tell you this on Pepperoni day, but we can't be a couple any more. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5840 Since you’ve succumbed to take-out Henri, whip me up une gigot d’Agneau Roti aux Aromates et a la moutarde avec Peches de Vigne. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5841 And when you get out,don't bring that hat with you! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5842 Our Sous Chef is growing up so fast. He's just... not ready to see you yet. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5843 I know you've served 12 years, but your sentence was a baker's dozen... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5844 You didn't tell me the saw had to be microwave proof. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5845 You said your chicken flambé "Is to die for!" But, when I gave Tony a piece, I didn't really think you meant it! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5846 I told you that goulash recipe would knock ‘em dead. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5847 Don't worry. The secret sauce recipe is safe with me. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5848 Why would I do that--you always criticized my cakes. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5849 If you want them to drop the charges, we need to convince the Butcher and the Candlestick-maker’s widows that it was an accident. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5850 Yes hello, I'd like to lodge a complaint. I ate a can of ravioli and my reflection turned to Chef Boyardee again. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5851 Speaking of cooking, I hope you fry!!! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5852 50 years? What about the souffles? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5853 I told you the beans were deadly.... 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5854 Don't you think baking your own cake with a file in it will look a little suspicious? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5855 Bologna is a food group? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5856 I warned you. Not enough salt. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5857 You can thank your half-baked alibi for this! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5858 I told you not to serve those frog’s legs to Kermit! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5859 I'm not sure a cake with a knife in it is the best idea. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5860 I warned you that ligonberry polenta was a crime. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5861 I told you not to use the manure icing on his chocolate cake. Donald hates that. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5862 You have known for twenty years that it is a health department violation to carry a rat in you hat! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5863 Early analysis points to death by chocolate. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5864 The cheaper the gun, the gaudier the pâté, Burt. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5865 Don't worry, nowadays they can't hold you long for making marijuana brownies. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5866 I'm able to look beyond the whiskers, Ratatouille is my partner now. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5867 I'd like to order pheasant across glass. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5868 Bob, claiming that you thought the "three-second rule" was a "guideline" doesn't help our case. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5869 Take off your work clothes. The judge did say a dozen years but apparently you still have one more. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5870 I am glad that you are putting your talents to use. The menu sounds interesting! Slammer sliders, Solitary chicken breasts, Jailhouse Dressing, and Storm the Bastille Up the River Creme Donuts. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5871 I'm less concerned about the frosting and more about the filling, if you catch my drift. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5872 Your parole officer will need proof that you will no longer substitute margarine for butter 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5873 He didn't suspect a thing. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5874 Chopping onions? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5875 So you finally invented the killer app. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5876 I told you your cannelloni was killer. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5877 I had no idea the penalty for trading free gourmet meals for favorable 'Yelp' reviews is so severe. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5878 A saw baked into a cake—isn’t that your job? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5879 I take it you've had problems with your food? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5880 Sorry, chef, they traced the arson to your Hot Cross Buns. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5881 If you cooked some times while we were together, you could have avoided this whole prison thing 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5882 You're in hot water. No, that's not a good thing. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5883 The triple chocolate cake was a killer. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5884 Well, your appeal was denied again. Oh, and your soufflé fell. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5885 I’ve told you many times, that Alfredo Sauce of yours was gonna kill somebody one day !! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5886 Oh, I was suppose to bring the cake with the file in it. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5887 How much dough do we need to get you out of here? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5888 Your lawyer thinks he might be able to get you back of the house arrest. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5889 The review of your soufflé in the New Yorker is what finally brought you down. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5890 I admit it - I miss the patisseries more than I miss you. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5891 So I put the file in the pan before I bake the cake? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5892 I told you you'd never get away with a sardine mini-cupcake. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5893 Looks like it's your night to cook. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5894 So you’re telling me that takeout is truly “liberating” as opposed to dining in? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5895 Do you want the file baked in the cake or on the side? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5896 Yes, THAT waiter. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5897 Tell me again how your Gordon Ramsey imitation went. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5898 But have the parole board seen Paddington 2? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5899 You never come home to prepare dinner anymore! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5900 Now that you're learning to cook, I've decided to wait for you 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5901 I mean really, a file? They should call you "Chef Obvious". 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5902 I don't care how many it was. I told you not to put blackbirds in that pie. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5903 Milton...Only two stars! How could you? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5904 I brought the Pop-Tarts. Do you want them or not? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5905 The kids really miss your Shepherds Pie” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5906 Why don’t you bake your own cake? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5907 They promised to leave me alone if you just tell where you stashed the dough. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5908 They're all calling me Sweet Cakes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5909 Your second Michelin star was denied. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5910 Do you knead anything? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5911 Why do you want me to send you a cake? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5912 slapping together 300 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches isn't haute cuisine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5913 That's the last time I lend you my blow dryer. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5914 Your beef bourguignon was a crime against good taste. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5915 Since you've been locked up, the doughboy's been making a move on your station. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5916 I told you no parmigano on seafood pasta 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5917 And some guy named Joseph said that you'd be back to work in a week. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5918 you really like my torte? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5919 Hide a saw in your own cake. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5920 I told you not to use white wine in the coq au vin! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5921 Overcooking the chicken is an unpardonable offense. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5922 Easy! Tunnel out of your cell with the saucier spoon, break into the sewer with the tenderizer mallet and you'll be the notorious chef who escaped via "The Lambshank Reduction!" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5923 They say your “death by chocolate” was lethal! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5924 Guess that's the last time you'll make a bum wrap. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5925 They misunderstood. I said food Nazi, not actual Nazi. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5926 If I told you once, I told you twice, don’t cook the books. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5927 Well, at least you don’t have to make another avocado toast. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5928 I thought you meant it literally when you said, 'I've cooked my goose.' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5929 No, you can't break and enter to make an omelet! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5930 I told you not to make creme brûlée at the table. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5931 You'll need to double the recipe to hide the AR-15. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5932 I see you stewed your goose! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5933 They hated my black and white cookies and told me to pick a side. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5934 Yes. I used margarine instead of butter. And I DIDN'T get caught. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5935 Whyever, George--why did you need hot dough?!? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5936 I'd like a doggie bag for the leftovers from my husband's last meal. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5937 It's my secret recipe, that's why I can't give it to you. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5938 I told you the sauce you used was criminal... 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5939 Well, that's another fine one you cooked up! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5940 you could bake them a cake and suggest they fuck that? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5941 I told you not to put foie gras on the menu! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5942 For the salad I said"Rocket," Love; not "Foxglove." 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5943 I would’ve brought a cake with a file in it, but you know I only do mixes and you hate those! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5944 I told you not to put the file in the cake. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5945 If you are innocent, why are they accusing you, dough? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5946 I'm afraid your order is up 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5947 I'm sure Bam Bam will like his going away cake. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5948 I thought he was just going to sous me. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5949 Earl — This is what happens when you don't read the Terms & Conditions on that "must-have" Smart Bluetooth Toaster Oven. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5950 The File Is In The Wrong Cake!? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5951 You were fingered for rupturing the Doughboy's spleen. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5952 I hired a CPA for this year’s taxes. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5953 I told you to stop pairing Merlot with halibut. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5954 But if you don’t let me have the recipe, we’ll go broke. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5955 I told you that chocolate cake should be illegal. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5956 I gotta tell you, cooking for the guys isn't like cooking at Chez Odette! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5957 I'll take a loaf of French bread and two cream puffs. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5958 Enough is enough! The Russians have posted our morel site on the internet. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5959 I swear I did not kill your mother. The meat thermometer read 187. You mean she wasn't done? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5960 I’m sorry, but you never mentioned anything in your letters about being a celebrity chef. I’m going to need a moment to process this. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5961 When they said your soufflé was to die for, they didn't mean it. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5962 They put me in this getup because I thought the guy said 'Raise your hand if you're a crook.' 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5963 OK, I called your lawyer, but do I still need to pre-heat the oven? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5964 So you want the file hidden in a croquembouche now? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5965 This feels like the good ol’ days before open concept kitchens 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5966 I thought they asked if I confessed to the "crumb" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5967 What he said to do was MACERATE!! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5968 I've always felt it could use more salt. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5969 Paula, did you seriously just carve your initials into the wall next to you 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5970 Did you bring my recipe for file pie? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5971 Won't a plastic knife melt when I bake the cake? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5972 Chef Jacques, unfortunately now you know that poison is not spelled poisson. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5973 I couldn’t get the file in a cake because they said they don’t need cake since they have a great baker. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5974 They sentenced you to thirteen years but you could get out in twelve if you use the baker's dozen argument! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5975 No--you don't bake the cake and hide the saw in it. I do. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5976 They told me the charge is malicious ingredients. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5977 SERIOUSLY? RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH POISONOUS MUSHROOMS AS A PUBLICITY STUNT? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5978 If you ever want to see your children again, give me the recipe. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5979 You're still cooking behind bars? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5980 It has to cut the mustard. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5981 Sorry Mario, you didn't win the Bocuse d'Or AND you can't wear orange crocs! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5982 O.K., enough with the toque-and-dagger routine. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5983 Do you recall where you put the imitation maple flavoring? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5984 I heard from the warden that your cakes are so good that your parole is being turned down. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5985 I did tell you not to make Mimosas with Dom Perignon 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5986 I told you that dessert what sinful. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5987 Don't look so surprised, chef. You did cook Sparky and his owner, councilman Johnson, was none too pleased. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5988 I'm sure it came out great, but I don't think it will help in your appeal. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5989 They made you a cook? Your in here for bank robbery. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5990 I’m done. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5991 How can you sneak out the recipe to me?! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5992 The outfit does nothing for me. I think you're better off staying with the stripes. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5993 What should I tell the grandchildren? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5994 Without your “Sweeney Todd Pie: Deconstruted/Reconstructed”, we have lost two stars in our rating. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5995 I guess the heat was on. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5996 Don’t worry, I can get you the dough next week. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5997 You should have left that Russian rye dry. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5998 Adam and Steve say they're sorry it came to this. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5999 I'm so sorry, honey, I Momofukued up. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6000 You must eat all the best food! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6001 The cafeteria food is the real crime. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6002 They haven't found a body yet, but they think you did it in the kitchen with a knife. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6003 I understand you're charged with a half-baked gourmet getaway. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6004 OK - so I should have added the file to the batter before folding in the egg whites? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6005 You dream of a serrated spatula? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6006 Can't they take a spatula to your behind and call it good? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6007 So, what should I add first - herbs de Provence or a file? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6008 Yes on the conjugal visit. No on having it in the kitchen. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6009 When I get out I will cook you what we are having. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6010 They won’t let me bring you arugula and cardamom! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6011 Food poisoning? So that means they'll let you go? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6012 Pruno raves about this place. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6013 Just show them what’s under your hat already. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6014 Get it.?....You're in the stir and you knead dough! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6015 You were always cookin' up trouble. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6016 Honey, listen, you're safe now. Here's the rub-a-dub-dub: I know where your friends are. It was me; I soaked the butcher and candlestick maker in our tub filled with lye. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6017 We can't go on heating like this. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6018 They only asked for ketchup. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6019 Guess you should've taken the gun, too. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6020 I don’t understand your kneads. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6021 What's on the menu? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6022 How many times did I tell you, Jean-Claude, to stop promoting yourself as al qaeda's top chef before you made it in America. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6023 Unfortunately, the Parole Board still deems you a public menace. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6024 What do you mean you hid the file in a store-bought cake? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6025 So, water are your preparing for your last meal? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6026 There are black Périgourd hidden in the cake. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6027 I told you not to use so much garlic. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6028 I can get you a file, but you're on your own for the loaf of bread. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6029 I’m sorry, but your cuisine was just too sinful. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6030 I want a risotto as good as my father's. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6031 Fashioning the shank was no problem, but all my cakes fell flat. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6032 Press #1 for the beef borguillon. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6033 Remember your subway as a subway joke from last week, it wasn’t funny. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6034 I'm having a hard time finding a file that stands up to the semi-sweet chocolate mousse and graham cracker crust. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6035 I'm sure a prison husband is just like a regular husband. Just give him lots of 'sugar' and even a second helping of 'dessert'. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6036 The best we can do is "Grade Pending"! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6037 This isn’t the place to pretend you’re Iron Chef. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6038 But he said the chocolate cake was to die for. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6039 Turkey on rye, hold the pickle. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6040 And his toque is bigger than yours. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6041 I forget. What type of tomato do you use in the marinara sauce? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6042 WHAT did you cook up this time? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6043 Honey, I'm sorry but I can't wait 17 years. I'm leaving you for a sommelier. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6044 The goose is cooked, now what? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6045 Of course it doesn't have to be French; it doesn't even have to be good. You just have to be able to eat it with a tablespoon 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6046 Mine will not be as good as yours, but I promise the file will be in the quiche I send on the 16th. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6047 There was this show on while you were in jail called The Night Of and one of the guys' girlfriends or something sneaks some coke into prison in a condom she hides in one of her orifices. Would you want me to do that? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6048 When he said your spinach gnocchi was to die for I assumed it was just an expression. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6049 Let me guess, Jacques; did you beat Bobby Flay or was it your killer shrimp? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6050 Honey, sending me a file in a cake isn't really going to help you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6051 Give them lots of desserts and they will like you more. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6052 The russians are coming, hide the bagels 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6053 I warned you not to be such a cut up! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6054 So I guess my playing wasn’t that cool? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6055 Well, hiding a knife in the cake is ok, but it’s going to look funny me giving you the cake. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6056 I warned you not to bake a cake with a key hidden inside it! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6057 Honestly Fred, you killed him with a souse vida? How on earth do you kill someone with a a souse vide? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6058 So you sold that yuck as kosher, halal and organic? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6059 I’m sorry dear, we lost the appeal. Apparently it is a crime to refuse to serve Artisian Toast. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6060 So you included the cookie recipe but forgot the sexual harassment apology? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6061 When you said your Clams Casino were killer, I thought it was hyperbole. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6062 Your lawyer is demanding an apple pie before he will a'peel 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6063 I told the press you were making lots of bread 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6064 I don't care how you do it, but you need to get me some flour. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6065 The soufflé fell. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6066 Dad always said you made "Killer" baked Alaska ! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6067 But, no, you had to offer the puffer fish. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6068 And now your top assistant plans to sous you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6069 I'm sorry, but I asked to see to the no-good, dirty, rotten, lying crook. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6070 I suppose I could, but I'll need your cake recipe. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6071 I told you to leave that celery alone 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6072 Can I get the recipe for that killer stew? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6073 Parole was denied because of too much salt in the warden's stew 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6074 On the bright side, there's a real buzz about your gruel. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6075 Sorry to press charges, but I did ask for medium rare. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6076 Try to be positive. At least in there, everyone wants to try your confections. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6077 So, your goose is cooked this time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6078 This is exactly why nobody pokes the Pillbury Doughboy with a knife. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6079 Which one of us takes off our clothes? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6080 I told you that meatball was too spicy! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6081 Do the inmates enjoy gourmet dishes,or hot dogs and beans? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6082 I'll take one husband to go! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6083 Don't have enough dough for bail, Stu. I knead the money. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6084 You should've spelled out 'toque.' And 'knead,' maybe. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6085 Catsup on a hotdog IS a capital offense. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6086 Why didn’t you listen to me when I said the bones weren’t ground up enough for a good meat pie? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6087 I just wanted to spice up our marriage. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6088 I think the judge misunderstood when you said you wanted a toque before sentencing. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6089 Do you have any ideas how to raise enough dough for the bail? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6090 I've already spoken to Netflix. They said "too late." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6091 The file wouldn't fit in the cake. Would you like any kitchen utensils? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6092 That’s BS, if you think those shrimp were deveined. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6093 What can I say Stefan, if you’d only listened to me when I said that meat was murder. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6094 Don's ask me. What does Mr Trump say he wants for breakfast? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6095 Why don't you hide a file in your own damn cake? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6096 They're saying that you tampered with the President'so Big Mac! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6097 They confiscated the anchoves.... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6098 Make them your foie gras with a duck confit and get a day parole, now! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6099 They are calling your baloney. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6100 It might be because the wine isn't actually made in the toilet 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6101 Your goose is cooked, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6102 I told you people are nutso about gluten. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6103 When you advertised guilty pleasures, maybe you shouldn’t have meant it literally. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6104 Look, I told you over and over, don't put foie gras on the menu! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6105 Admit it. The chicken was dry and the steaks were underseasoned. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6106 I confessed to being a cook, not a crook. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6107 I'll swap you a take out for a get out. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6108 I tried to tell you, your fruitcake kills. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6109 Are you sure they won't get suspicious if I bake you a cake with a file in it? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6110 ...Hannibal replied, "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner––bye." Clarice was left frozen on the line, "Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter?..." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6111 Dad when you told everyone at the party that you were serving your killer new pastry recipe, I never dreamt that you meant it literally. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6112 So, where did you leave your recipe file? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6113 You're supposedly a MasterChef, can't you even follow a simple recipe !? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6114 You must get a job with a new company which doesn't have a secret sauce, Roger 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6115 I simply couldn't allow another bastard pastry like the Cronut leave his kitchen. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6116 I didn’t know selling avocado toast for $15 is now a felony. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6117 Your delivery order has been placed. The delivery window is 10 yrs- life. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
6118 You must testify against your soufflé - it's surely not to die for. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6119 I warned you. You were using too much spice and you look silly. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6120 I have the frog's legs here. Can you tell me what to do with them? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6121 My secret ingredient was cocoa, not blood from Coco 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6122 I see you were Baker Acted in, 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6123 Please do not put metal tools in you next cake. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6124 I told you not to sell that stock. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6125 I disagree. The real crime was the nail file, not the store-bought cake mix. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6126 What! You didn't read the notice in the men's room? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6127 BAKER'S DOZEN...a new film by Steven Soderbergh. Whisk it all this Spring. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6128 I added the butter like you said, but the man screamed that I should have used ghee. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6129 I preferred cooking for you at home. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6130 Every single chef said peppering bananas foster with gunpowder was irresponsible. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6131 The flambe, Charles? Why? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6132 His precise words were, "Ma'am, that and two Michelin stars will buy me a cup of small-lot, single-origin, hand-roasted coffee--with each bean individually selected, it would be a distinctive cup with a story all its own." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6133 Just six months ago I was grilling $100 steaks. Now, all I do is toss salad. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6134 I know you are an outspoken critic of outdoor cooking, but don't you think this has gone just a tad too far? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6135 And you want me to put the garlic in the cake!? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6136 Regarding the baguettes, is it 375 for twenty minutes? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6137 The parole board turned down your request. They understand you were just following the recipe, but they are concerned you will poison again. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
6138 I told you broil was too hot. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6139 We're going to have to simply relabel the Day Old Rack, the Year Old Rack. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6140 Sorry, boss, but I won’t tell them it was a Crock-Pot with a faulty switch. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6141 What can I get on the to go menu ? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6142 I guess if they can’t figure out how to transport the masses they might as well feed them. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6143 Your cake recipe didn't taste right with the file in it so we threw it out. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6144 I miss your late night stuffed bolognese the most. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6145 So you really think they'll believe you baked that cake? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6146 I keep telling them cook, not crook, but they won't listen. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6147 Told you not to put a saw in that cake. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6148 You’re not as good a ratatouille maker as you think you are. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6149 Shouldn’t you be asking your pastry chef for a cake with a file? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6150 I told you you shouldn't have cooked that stuff up. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6151 And your defense attorney is going to make the motion to disallow the introduction of the egg spoon as evidence. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6152 I told you not to do 'Top Chef: Law and Order'. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6153 But honey, the way you left that kitchen was criminal. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
6154 I told you it was a mistake to serve blackbird pie at the police banquet. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6155 Now remember, it was your fondness for role play that got you in here in the first place. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6156 Don't worry about the restaurant. I replaced your fancy recipes with my"boring food". Business is booming. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6157 Gee, if I knew you were comin', I'd a baked a cake! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6158 I told you that your broccoli saltimbocca was a crime 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
6159 You have to admit that your Bearnaise sauce was a crime. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
6160 Of course that I didn't kill bill. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6161 Hang in there honey. Only 6 more months and you'll be gluten-free. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6162 So, what's cookin'? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6163 I told you that souffle was a crime. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6164 Are you here for your conjugal pastry lesson? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6165 I don't know, Steph. Something about "Chef Curry with the shot". We're going to get you out of here. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6166 I'll have that recipe for stolen rutabaga's you got from me. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
6167 Hi dear, I only came by because the children wanted take-out tonight, can you handle five quick orders of hamburgers and fries? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6168 So NOW you prefer to menu cage-free chicken over veal?! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6169 After you flambé the cherries jubilee, I'll distract the guard and open the back door. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6170 Sure you said it was a “killer” recipe, but I never thought it would lead to this. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6171 The meatball was too spicy. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6172 They're going to allow us one conjugal souffle'. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6173 I could understand if he ordered it well done—but medium-well? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6174 To be fair I did warn you not to let the rat run the restaurant. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6175 The fruit, not the phone 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6176 I swear I didn't put the plutonium in his cheesecake! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6177 So now another 34 patrons have sued.... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6178 I guess you shouldn't have let the soufflé fall. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6179 Ohhhhh. I thought you said the slip the cake into the file! My bad! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6180 I’ll have the caged crab caught with jail bait. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6181 Guess what, Diddle Diddle ... the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6182 I told you to stop using poisonous mushrooms no matter how good they tasted but you never listen 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6183 It seems you will have to stay longer: the clients didn’t survive. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6184 By hot cross buns, I didn't mean stolen. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6185 If you can't cook for them, why are you wearing that? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6186 Sorry, honey, this isn’t a takeout call. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6187 You've been Chopped. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6188 If you keep your mouth shut, they can't make you roll on him. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6189 I warned you NOT to beat Bobby Flay! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6190 You should have told them you used paprika ! ! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6191 The kombucha is on back order. We can't get it for two weeks. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6192 The file is in the pie. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6193 I told you that was too much sugar.. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6194 Whatever you're preparing, it better be worth what I paid for this table. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6195 They said my foi gras was criminal 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6196 I have bad news. It turns out gluten is a nut. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6197 Well- maybe they would have let you be head chef if you stopped calling your grape dish “eyeball salad”. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6198 It's not what it seems. The reason I'm in prison has nothing to do with my cooking. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6199 OK....I hear you....but if you stand any chance for making parole your going to have to stop putting it all on the Butcher and the Candlestick-Maker..... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6200 Honey really it's time for you to accept the truth that your food did kill someone. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6201 #metoo - Enough said. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6202 Oh, stop Catastrophizing. It’s only for 25 to 35 years at 350. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6203 Yes Ma’m, your husband will be fried as you ordered. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6204 So, about my gluten allergy... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6205 There's something wrong with this mirror... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6206 Well, obviously the jury's de thought 'al dente' is 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6207 You should have read up more about cross-contamination. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6208 Any chance of getting two pigs in a blanket? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6209 He baked his first soufflé today. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6210 You're gonna be fried! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6211 I'm sorry but I already waited for the Moulton chocolate cake- good bye. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6212 My Mother will not refinance HER house, so that YOU can start a RESTAURANT, Hannibal!!! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6213 My husband would like the radioactive chicken 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6214 They didn't teach you about the bail-for-recipe program in culinary school? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6215 The Duck Confit was good, but not last meal good 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6216 The prosecution will recommend you be 86'd. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6217 They're calling it a Crime of Too Much Passion. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6218 So you refused to bake their cake because they’re hermaphrodites 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6219 Chuck the hat. The judge already decided you could not cook the books. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6220 I couldn’t get the SpaghettiOs past the guard. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6221 I'll have a large secret recipe pizza to go. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6222 I promise I’ll wait for you. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6223 Your attorney didn't like the cake, sorry 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6224 Did you create something special for "Not Fit For Human Consumption"? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6225 Why in the world did you put bacon in the veggie burgers? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6226 You got an early release! Warden said the your cooking is terrible 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6227 I tried, but they told me they go by the book. You're in for 3 years. They don't care if you turn golden brown in two and a half. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6228 So talk dirty already. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6229 The broth spoiled. They're charging you with conspiracy. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6230 Was the torte in the crosswalk or not? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6231 How many years are you facing for cooking the books? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6232 The cake I bought here last week had a file in it! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6233 Yes, I cooked the steak well done, but I was just falling orders. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6234 You want a file so you can do what? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6235 I said crèmebrûlée, not crime-brûlée 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6236 I could be in your place but almost no women chefs so far. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6237 Hey so, I sold the rights of your story to this new series called Prison Cake... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6238 I left your cutlery with the guards. They said you can have them only when you prepare their favorite ossobuco all milanese. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6239 You look baked. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6240 Even the capers seem to miss your expert touch. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6241 It's your own fault for trusting that fish - I told you it had gone bad. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6242 But why would you serve the president kimchi anyway? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6243 Now that they’ve found the photos for your “Cook Like Jeffrey Dahmer on a Budget” recipe collection, we recommend you argue religious freedom. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6244 What would you rather have?--a cake sporting a rich buttercream frosting or one sporting a file? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6245 Michelin removed a star since you rarely connect with diners. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6246 I ordered medium-rare, not well-done... 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6247 How about apple pie? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6248 God, I miss your eating your world-famous meatloaf every Friday night. It was delightful. Tender, perfectly browned...the eighth wonder of the world. You were the best chef in town, why did you have to go and brutally maim my husband? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6249 Don't tell me, you've moved up from petty theft to prison chef? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6250 The warden gave me this outfit when I told him I was a professional crook. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6251 I will have the felony burger with a side of misdemeanor fries. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6252 I know you been seeing Martha in there with your panini's and all. Why don't you go tell Steward she can have you for good. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6253 I told you it was a bad idea to suggest the food you prepare in White House kitchen is as safe as McDonalds' 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6254 They've added time to my sentence because I burnt the bacon again 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6255 And then he said, "You put so much ginger in this, it turned into a Weasley." 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6256 I said I would kill for a bite of your creme brulee. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6257 I told you not to use the livers of American eagles for your foie gras. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6258 Maybe a little more salt. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6259 They say I broke the 'R'" rule for shell fish 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6260 What are you so sad about? 90 cents an hour seems like one hell of a deal! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6261 i told you the judge wouldn’t be from Chopped! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6262 I thought the glutin was free. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6263 You should have shared your recipe with the judge 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6264 I'll have the filet with the black truffles 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6265 What can I say... I thought sun-dried tomatoes were making a come-back... 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6266 FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR I'M ALLOWED TO DRESS THIS WAY, BUT I STILL HAVE 7 YEARS TO SERVE . 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6267 I don’t care that you’ve cooked for Donald Trump, the children won’t eat mushrooms. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6268 Lastly, I’ll have the coup de grace. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6269 I told you the heat was on. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6270 What did you expect with a one star review? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6271 People are literally killing to get into your new restaurant. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6272 Forgive me, Father, for I have eaten Twinkies. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6273 I promise not to testify if you give me the recipe for Chicken A L'Orange. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6274 I'M WARNING YOU: DON'T EXPECT ANY MICHELIN STARS FOR YOUR COOKING THE BOOKS! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6275 It was a great recipe but a poor presentation. You will die at sunrise. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6276 I am moving in with the Garde Manger 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6277 Ok for your famous roast duck, 350 degrees... is that farenheit or celcius? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6278 The rat made me do it. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6279 I invested our savings in a McDonald's franchise. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6280 So... you gonna serve up some of that dick? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6281 All I said to POTUS was"bork bork bork." 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6282 Dear, I tried to warn you that cruel and inhumane treatment of kale would some day land you behind bars. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6283 I hear you do special order hits. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6284 The flan and quiche are fine but the soufflé really needs you. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6285 When you said you were going to see the Butcher and Candlestick maker, I didn't realize it was to Rub-A-Dub-Dub the snitch out. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6286 Your cream puffs really are out of this world. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6287 Sure, the poking will hurt. But once you're fork tender, out you go. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6288 Honest, I didn't know the plates were hot. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6289 I told you putting short ribs in a burger was stupid. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6290 I know it’s cliche but I need that cake! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6291 What do you mean a file in the cake? You're the baker. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6292 To recap. First the liquid ingredients, then the flour and sugar and then the file. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6293 Well, Marty it appears 'flavor town' has a jail. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6294 He said he wanted to be well done. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6295 Everything's overcooked. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6296 I'm sorry, Morton. As your lawyer, I did warn you that your flourless chocolate torte was criminally delicious. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6297 Hello, Long Distance? Is this Amsterdam? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6298 Do you think you'll be able to pay the 4-course bail? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6299 I don't think that the recipe for baba au rhum includes a file. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6300 In retrospect, your ramen fixation should've been a warning sign. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6301 So your cooking really was a crime. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6302 So, ... what was that file doing in the cake? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6303 You can't wear a Chef's Hat at McDonalds! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6304 "I'm sorry babe, I have to go find another man with a larger (italicized):meat distributor: and clearly your chops ain't big enough for me. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6305 The President is very angry about the pork tartare. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6306 You messed up, Massimo. Medium rare I said. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6307 At least now you are free to worship as you see fit? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6308 The soufflé squealed. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6309 You never made a damn thing at home always saying you had no time. Well now you got 5 yo 10 years. Lucky me. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6310 I can’t get you on Serial but Guy Fieri is looking for a sous chef. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6311 It doesn't look good. Gordon Ramsay will be hearing the case. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6312 I'm willing to offer 400 degree panslaughter. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6313 They are saying 5 years out in 3 with good flavor 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6314 I thought that saying your dinner was a crime was just a figure of speech. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6315 Your saw in the cake plan didn't work. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6316 I had to flush your stash of oregano when the cops showed up. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6317 They're gonna put the "sue" in sous chef. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6318 Sorry about the turmeric from Iran. It's banned. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6319 Maria! Help-a me explain-a to a-them! All I did was the a-salt and the batter! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6320 I brought the dough. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6321 I believe your story, but that won't get you out of the can. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6322 Rumor is that you over salted the clam chowder. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6323 Cooking brains shouldn't be criminal! 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6324 I hate to say 'I told you so,' but Death By Chocolate just doesn't belong on your menu. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6325 Yeah, but this new outfit has a lot of potential. It has a scarf...a big hat...think, Rodney, think! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6326 I've hidden the steal cut oats instructions 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6327 I told you to lay off the powdered sugar. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6328 Burglary and burgerly are not the same thing. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6329 If it’s any conciliation, you were not the only one brought down by #mesous. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6330 At least you're doing what you always wanted. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6331 And you felt ‘Bliss’ By Chocolate was too literal? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6332 Three orders of ‘Gulag Pizza’ to go. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6333 I said ‘a round cake’ not ‘a cake in the round.’ 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6334 Then roast it at 425 degrees for 30 years to life. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6335 The meal is so bad in the can that they are calling me Darth Baker 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6336 Look, just become some big guys sous-chef and everything will be fine. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6337 The children miss your bon bons. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6338 I said breaking bread, not breaking bad 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6339 With all the new China sanctions, the cost of powdered sugar skyrocketed. In a pinch, I decided to use cocaine on the pastries instead. Though it was cheaper than the sugar, now I'm in here for it. How are the kids? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6340 I thought I was cooking "puffy" fish. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6341 Yeah, so having a rat run your kitchen is a bad idea.. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6342 I only confessed to breaking a few eggs. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6343 So that's when they said "throw him in the can" 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6344 Will you wait for me? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6345 Next time be more careful about how you sell those brownies to. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6346 Wait. Let me show you my 7 page photo spread of "Kids with Guns'. I think the ones with the AR-15's are really cute...and to think this is just in time to celebrate 'Never Again'...is that funny or what? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6347 Wakie wakie eggs and bakie. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6348 Wow, you've really grown into Chef Manardee, haven't you? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6349 Sorry, but I didn't know that you could be arrested for a well-done Beef Wellington. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6350 If they're all fasting, then what have you been cooking? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6351 My lawyer says there's a good chance I'll get out on the banana appeal. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6352 Just don't try and blame the rat. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6353 But first, we need to convince the Butcher and the Candlestick-maker’s widows that it was an accident. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6354 It was either this or shower attendant... 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6355 Can Grubhub deliver from here? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6356 Dammit, Joe, you just told me to bake the file in a cake. No, I didn't use Crème Anglaise. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6357 I guess the hidden file cake thing is out of the question. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6358 I would have offered to sneak you a saw in a cake . . . 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6359 Are you sure it was 3 eggs and not 4 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6360 Don't you think you've taken "Iron" too far? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6361 The food must be terrible here. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6362 I still don't think not getting two stars is worth 5 to 10. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6363 Sweetie, exactly how do I bake the file into the cake? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6364 I told you to cook the leg of lamb afterwards... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6365 I’m sorry honey, they confiscated my paprika. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6366 I'm gluten for punishment. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6367 Heard you were cutting up in here. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6368 You might get out earlier with good flavor. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6369 ... and a bottle of lemonade. Do you deliver? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6370 Sorry, Chef. I got you a Ruger SR9C. Your Santoku didn't fit into my purse. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6371 Are the officers enjoying your cooking? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6372 Giuseppe, I told you to tape the lobster's mouth shut. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6373 No one in better position to flip, do it. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6374 I've been sleeping with a British palace guard. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6375 No Chef! I did not say your popovers were a crime! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6376 It’s all in the presentation Pierre. Arrange the bread to enhance the appeal. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6377 I ordered ham and cheese on rye! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6378 You'll probably have an easier time making friends without the cosplay. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6379 The file in the cake didn't make it through the scanner. Try again later. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6380 Yes, I know he ordered his steak well-done, but that doesn't excuse a charge of assault and battery. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6381 I had warned you not to serve the foie gras. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6382 Okay! Not again! I know. So the judge was Gaspard Moreau but your crepes were really bad. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6383 They found 200 baguettes at the bottom of the river. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6384 Basil, you get the kids, but I'm keeping the Grand Palais oven. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6385 I ordered toad-in-a-hole; not Todd in a hole. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6386 I distinctly remember telling you that “death by chocolate” is only a catchphrase. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6387 I hope you're not cooking up trouble in there~! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6388 Its not you, its me 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6389 He thought I said we plan to heist the dough ( in a Brooklyn accent) what I really said was "We need to hoist the dough" 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6390 Your lawyer says he kneads more money. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6391 The judge said 2-3 YEARS, not 2-3 hours!!!!! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6392 Yeah, well, now we're both eating food that's criminal. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6393 Check your math again, I don't see how five to ten will get you one Michelin star. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6394 The Food Channel nixed the idea of a Cake Baking-with-Hacksaws Championship 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6395 I told you they would figure out what was in it. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6396 I SEE MY OOSE IS COOKED. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6397 Don't worry, I sold the restaurant for bail money. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6398 And I realized I left the wantons in." "*gasp* the wantons! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6399 Shh.....what about baking soda? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6400 What do you mean you can’t find a file? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6401 Oh honey, three more counts of intermittent fasting. Tell me it isn’t true. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6402 But I have a Groupon. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6403 You got what you deserved. You burned down the bakery & now our business is toast! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6404 Life without struggle is meaningless. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6405 The network called and they're revoking your "Chopped Champion" title... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6406 Knife-a-roni? I’ll bring a box next week. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6407 I'm sorry honey, but I did warn you the Judge was serious when he said medium rare. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6408 Cute cooks never lack friends. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6409 We can't raise enough dough to get you out, Antoine. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6410 I swear if you don't stop telling me how to make it you're not getting that file. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6411 And the worst part is there is no Atlantic Salt! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6412 "I know, years ago before there was a Chef's prison, you could have gotten away with serving fish with strawberries". 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6413 Why would I ruin your famous cake recipe with an iron file in the middle? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6414 Snoop Dog may be interested in a podcast. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6415 But it's been preheated for the last seven years. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6416 How was I to know that marzipan contained nuts! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6417 It's not the file I need help with…. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6418 The charges are half-baked, but, my dear, the attorney says you’re cooked. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6419 I asked your boss to not get in a stew 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6420 Well I checked. “ He asked for his steak butterflied and burnt” is not a justifiable defense. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
6421 So, what's cookin'? So, what's cookin"? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6422 No, dear; sorry. I've moved on to the butcher. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6423 My soufflé keeps falling. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6424 Yes, your meal was so disappointing it was a crime. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
6425 I said to go easy on the salt. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
6426 Our son? I couldn’t catch him. He just ran, ran as fast as he can. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
6427 If you weren’t the chef I could bring you a cake with a file in it. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
6428 See what your cooking the books has put you. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6429 I understand. The dough is in the dough. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6430 Honey, you can't go around slugging restaurant critics. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6431 I think you sous vided my heart 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6432 WHAT did you cook up this time? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6433 Sorry. I should've been more clear that your pasta primavera was "like" murder. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6434 You shouldn't have poisoned the chicken 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6435 Paula, did you seriously just carve your initials into the wall next you? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6436 I spoke to your lawyer. Your goose is cooked...but it's in a Bernaise sauce. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6437 Whatever you do, do not yell "bam!" 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6438 Your cake was murder. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6439 It is best that we don't talk about who were cooking with. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6440 You had every right, his opinion on your steak frites was so off the mark! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6441 I tried sneaking cake ingredients in a hollow metal file, but they found them. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6442 No, my dear, your recipe didn't cut the cheese. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6443 I know we're only talking about the Food Network TV show, but perhaps we shouldn't say the word, "chopped" too loudly... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6444 Yes, I said you could cook anything.....but not the books! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6445 It was a flavor explosion. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6446 I TOLD them it was a chef’s knife. They still said “no”! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6447 That's not what the warden meant when she said we need to improve our diet policy 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6448 I'll get a frozen one, Henry. Fresh chicken will spoil by your release date. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6449 A cake with a file inside? But you're the baker! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6450 I’ve fallen for the sous-chef. And for that reason - you’re chopped! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6451 The food was great, but the parking was murder appeal isn't going so well. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6452 Your killer brownies have been charged with capital murder. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6453 First the DA indicted your ham sandwich, now he indicted you. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6454 Tell me, just what IS a bake robbery? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6455 I warned you not to take one toque over the line, me cherie. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6456 I may be a little late for dinner tonight. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6457 I'm sorry, buy they killed the PRISONER CHIEF idea at Food Network. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6458 Just try to restrain yourself with the 'killer' sauce. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6459 You’re kind of like Great British Bake Off meets Shawshank Redemption. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6460 I assume that the whole menu is prix fixe? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6461 What did you do to the tiramisu? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6462 the jailed chef listed his complaints on his "whine" list 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6463 You’re cooked. That well done steak actually was a crime. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6464 They say you have to serve 25-13, but with time off, only the warden and his family 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6465 Will you be paroled in time for the "Jail House-Rock-Lobster Cook Off"? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6466 Jerry, I’m leaving you, it takes forever to get served around here 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6467 No, dusting the chicken has nothing to do with fingerprints. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6468 Oh, THAT kind of file. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6469 I'd like a glass of chianti and an order of fava beans. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6470 What if the cake is shaped like a file to make it really meta. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6471 I'm sorry, okay?! I work with extra virgin's all day! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6472 I liked you better in your gym-suit. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6473 "Why don't we tweet, like everybody else?' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6474 Honey, you gotta get out of there quick. The kids have already lost 10 pounds due to my cooking. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6475 You’ll be finished roasting, in about 20 years. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6476 The appeals court agreed: souffles are people, too. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6477 Delivery time is 15 to 20. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6478 Henry, this is ridiculous! The recipe's not that good. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6479 I’m sorry honey the judge denied your request for a Sous-vide. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6480 You wanred me to tell you when your goose was cooked. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6481 I'm not smuggling in any more truffles. Get your girlfriend to bring your smack! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6482 We strongly believe in the germ theory, Madam. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6483 At least they like my cooking. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6484 I told you the chili was hot. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6485 I told you to add to just the doughnuts since she’s the only one who eats those 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6486 It's your own fault Harold, you should have never stolen that bouillabaisse recipe. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6487 Chef sentenced for using Betty Crooker’s Recipes in making dough rise in his pockets. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6488 I told you that hedgehog was not gourmet. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6489 I screwed up on the Mochi recipe. Thought I could improve it. The Feds swopped down and confiscated my oven. I pled no contest and got six months. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6490 Good news, the fish sustained minor injuries... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6491 Re: "Viva VEGAN Vegas" vs. "Luaus R Us" You were hired to provide 10 delicious Vegan appetizers. The judged ruled 10 to 20 years for the Spit Roasted Pig Extravaganza you displayed instead. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6492 Once again, your hat exceeded our guests' expectations. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6493 We're all pretty hungry. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6494 Your "Death By Chocolate" was to die for... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6495 The cops say to embezzled a lot of dough. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6496 But I did just like you said, the filé is in the cake. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6497 I told you not to serve human meat. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6498 it’s true, i never liked he way you made my eggs. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6499 Yes Harold, I know there's an underserved population of New Yorkers who really like rare pork. But did you have to name the new restaurant "You Can Still Hear It Squeal"? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6500 ...but don't you think they will suspect a file in a cake. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6501 You DID always want to be known your killer souffle. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6502 Take the deal, Johnny. It's only two years in Yelp jail. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6503 Repeat after me, "I will never again lie about gluten-free." 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6504 I told you not to fight vegans when they broke into the kitchen. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6505 Do I have to explain again? I told you the cake is for me, the hacksaw is for my cellmate! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6506 Your whole life has just gone up in flames. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6507 I have a file but you did all the baking. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6508 And I'm left to explain to everyone that it was the Haggis? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6509 I'm the lead in the "Lamb Shank Redemption". 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6510 The zucchini had a good lawyer. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6511 I left the file on my hard drive. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6512 This is more humiliating than having my mugshot on Bloomberg News. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6513 Whatever happens, don’t tell hem where you stashed the dough! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6514 So my fortune cookie said, “come to jail, takeout for free.” 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6515 They got me on "no salt" and "buttery". 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6516 I have taken all the dough 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6517 You’re in luck. Your case has been assigned to the Chef Judge. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6518 They're saying your soup du jour is a crime de jure. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6519 Maybe if you had given the customer a baker's dozen you wouldn't be here. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6520 You're charged with murder by chocolate 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6521 Some activist group took great exception to your quip "beat those eggs senseless" during your last taping. Not to worry, we'll have you back in the kitchen in no time. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6522 I told you it was criminal to put catsup on a hot dog! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6523 I told you the President enjoys the Yellow Peepers in his Easter baskets, not the Blue Peepers. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6524 Someone in the bakery complained there was a file in her cake. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6525 They told me you killed French cuisine. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6526 And I also have a bit of bad news ... I left your cake out in the rain. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6527 I tried baking your signature soufflé with a file inside, but it collapsed. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6528 You'r hat has more rise than your souffle 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6529 I told you to leave the books alone. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6530 "I thought you meant the wings were atomic". 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6531 ...and McDonalds doesn't want you back as a burger flipper. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6532 If you request a file as part of your ingredients for your next cake recipe they may not notice. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6533 And they thought the Russian spy did it. Honey, face it; you weren’t meant to be a chef. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6534 Look at it this way honey, you’re still the chef, just only serving time for now! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6535 Think of it as an Automat in Attica. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6536 This jumpsuit's KILLING me!" "Well, it's better than what you don't wear at home 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6537 You should know that I had Sal's blue plate special. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6538 I told you, already... they don't serve rotisserie Jailbird here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6539 The Times reports that the prosecutor has asked for “death by chocolate.” 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6540 Bake me a vanilla cake with a chisel in it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6541 Bad news: they found Boyardee's body buried in your back yard. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6542 I guess you thought they weren’t going to think you had anything to do with the razor blades? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6543 Bake me a cake with imbedded escape claws. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6544 Unexpected raisins are a crime against God and humanity. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6545 Next time, forego the Fugu 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6546 Just make the soufflé already, so you can get out of here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6547 You are kidding about a file in the next loaf of bread? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6548 Well, why would you request a Baked Alaska? You should see the inside of my purse. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6549 Oh I'm terribly sorry, they fetched you? No, it's Shef. S-H-E-F. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6550 Your goose is cooked. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6551 I TOLD you there was way too much salt. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6552 I'm sorry the Kimodo Dragon meal didn't work out, but Marlon Brando got home ok.. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6553 There's no point in having the inmate bake a file into a cake and smuggle it to someone on the outside. Besides, I have plenty of files already. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6554 Let him fry! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6555 Mr. Humm I told you that your Smoked-Sturgeon Cheesecake With Caviar was sinful. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6556 I thought I married an aspiring lawyer not a cupcake artist. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6557 Woman: I know you just got sentenced for 5 years, but I'm still going to need my weekly order of 8 bear claws sent to my house tomorrow afternoon. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6558 The footprints leading to the pantry were carbon. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6559 I thought the hat would help you keep your cool. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6560 How many times I have told you not to put ketchup on your hot dog? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6561 I can't wait that long. You know I've forgotten how to even boil an egg, right? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6562 I told you putting bon bons on the pizza was a bad idea. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6563 I'll have the Never Again . . . in the kitchen . . . that's a joke." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6564 You shouldn't have shouted, "Now its time for the OPEN FIRE." 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6565 I couldn’t help it. My streudel was to die for! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6566 I told them “chief” not “chef”. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6567 I assume this isn't a great time...? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6568 I told them the nutmeg and the gun were mine. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6569 How were you to know that Chef recommending quadrants was illegal? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6570 You will never get out of here if you keep insisting gluten is not really a thing. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6571 I'm OK. Don't really miss you. But I miss your Wiener Schnitzel dish... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6572 Turns out it was half baked. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6573 It doesn't look good–they're charging felony salt and bittery. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6574 Your last meal will be the one you served. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6575 I told you, trying to make risotto on "Chopped" is now illegal. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6576 Guess what, I've never cooked a goose before! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6577 We shouldn't have watched "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6578 It was the gum sous chef who turned you in. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6579 I said gluten free. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6580 What's for dinner? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6581 Finally your dream has come true. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6582 I warned you not to over cook the books! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6583 I told you that your fish and pineapple dish was a crime. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6584 We should have known better than making the chicken crispier with my lint laden blow drier like you saw in the New Yorker. Helen Rosner should be in here too. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6585 Bad news. The lawyer says 'rape of cuisine' is actually a crime in France. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6586 At least you are learning BBQ rather than B&E 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6587 You always say it yourself - no substitutions. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6588 She said she wanted the steak rare with no blood. So I stepped on it. What's the big deal? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6589 You really thought you'd get away with beating those eggs? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6590 I put a file in the cake just like you asked? And I put clippers in too?... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6591 They have agreed to drop the catsup and cottage cheese charges, but are still going to prosecute the spaghettiOs on toast. Also, Henri you have to turn your toque blanch. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6592 Do you have the money in your hat? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6593 So what you're NOT saying is, I flew to this French prison from New Jersey and not only are you not going to talk, you're also going to mime and tell me you're a chef now...I wish I could hit you with my purse Richard 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6594 Although a good idea, I told you that you would get caught if you tried to poison the president. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6595 Can i have a risotto to go? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6596 Usually people love my cyanide short ribs 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6597 The last chef judge just died, but the ratings were great. Your last recipe will always be remembered darling. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6598 And I'd like it to go of course 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6599 We should sit in the non-kosher car. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6600 I'm sick of the daily grinder. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6601 I promise I’ll take you back if you don’t steal another recipe from me. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6602 The judge denied using the talking rat as a character witness. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6603 The icing on the cake is they're placing me in solitaire. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6604 I am going to slip you file. Would you bake a Birthday Cake with the file in it and give it to Jack? He will be 27 on Saturday. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6605 The soup, Herman? Why the soup? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
6606 The best I can do is get the charges reduced to burning in the second degree. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6607 You oversalted! Did you re-season? No! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6608 I’ve joined ISIS. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6609 So you're in for not locally sourcing your chicken at an Los Angeles restaurant? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6610 Shouldn't I be baking you a cake with a file in it? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6611 Get over it. You deserve 90 days for that gooey omelet. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6612 The prosecution is talking about roasting you. Your lawyer says you've got to do 15 to 25 at 350 or you will bake. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6613 No, I don't think they will sentence you to 'life by chocolate' 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6614 The popovers blew up in the subway. Sorry, dear. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6615 The lawyer tasted the sauce. If you agree to plead guilty, he thinks he can get you off with five to tens years 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6616 How many cups to cover the knife? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6617 Next time, dear, go easy on the habaneros, OK? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6618 Sorry, I found someone who makes better meatloaf. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6619 Ratatouille: Where are they now? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6620 Don't you qualify for early parole for good mac and cheese? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6621 You only gave 12?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6622 Honey, I still don’t think your silly knives can be deadly weapons. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6623 Ok, honey. You're employees need to know what cake to bake the file in? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6624 How do you sous vide a steak? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6625 Let's get it straight. I send you the cake with the file. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6626 They still think your alibi is undercooked 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6627 I don't think " I thought he was a carrot" is going to fly 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6628 No, you always criticize my cakes. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6629 I hear you'll get time off for good Berliners 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6630 There's no such thing as a "smidgen" of homicide. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6631 Henry, I told you that mayonnaise had turned. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6632 I told you the Instant Pot foie gras was taking it too far. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6633 I'll hide the the pickaxe in the flour bag 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6634 Yes, me and your sous chef... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6635 When that critic said your cooking was criminal... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6636 Wish you could cream my puff 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6637 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to call it "Homicidally Decadent Triple Chocolate Murder Cake." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6638 Let's wait for the one without onions. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6639 Don't be ridiculous, Herny! Of course they would find a file if I slipped it in a cake for YOU. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6640 The job posting said "experience cooking meat" not "experience cooking meth". 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6641 Well, I told you 'well done with ketchup' is a crime against filet mignon. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6642 If at least one would have survived you wouldn't have gotten manslaughter. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6643 How’s the new job?” “Terrible... They’re making me serve Campbell’s! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6644 Fire lawyer 2 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6645 I'm sorry Gaspard, but those pigs found the truffles in the strip search. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6646 Let's just say his lovemaking, like your souffle, is so good it's a crime. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6647 Who knew beating eggs was a crime? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6648 SNAILS! Are you joking? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6649 Does this mean the pizza will be free....or never? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6650 Oops, the recipe was supposed to read, "beat into gravy", not grave. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6651 I just never new you would go to jail for using caned Tomato sos. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6652 My husband would like this cash and carry. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6653 What they're saying is that Cool Whip is not cool... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6654 We all miss you, but the kids say they prefer Chef Boyardee's pasta and meatballs to your gourmet cooking.. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6655 Like I said, you shoulda gone Vegan. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6656 You cheated on the salad. You cheated on me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6657 I've been locked up here for nineteen months, Sheldon, and now you're asking where I kept extra toilet paper? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6658 The warden intercepted it and let his wife take the cake to the church bake sale. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6659 They rejected the Gourmet Prison take-out idea. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6660 Monsieur, indefensible! You did not taste you food! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6661 The Michelin people thought your gruel needed more time. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6662 No, I don't need you to bake me a cake with a file in it. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6663 Even though you tried to poison him, you've been pardoned. He cant get anyone else to cook for him. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6664 I suppose I could bake you a cake with a file in it, but you never reveal your recipes! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6665 I told you not to serve that Sannaki wriggling octopus! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6666 The police report says you were packing heat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6667 They weren't kidding when they said steak sauce was a crime. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6668 Wh...what's the word...crazy its ...on the tip ...I 'm going Stir Crazy! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6669 You should have listened to me. I told you it was a stupid idea to put explosives in a wedding cake! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6670 They confiscated all the dough 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6671 Yes. Trust me. Raisins in chili. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6672 "Confiscated? How are you expected to serve your mille-feuille without your shiv? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6673 I can’t do this anymore. I need a bake. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6674 Your souffle was a crime. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6675 Well done. You made it well done. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6676 But I keep telling you -- I can't bake a hacksaw inside a souffle... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6677 How often do I have to tell you, a baker's dozen is thirteen. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6678 Honey, what have you baked yourself into? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6679 If you had fresh fish, this wouldn't be necessary. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6680 So then I said ‘this chef couldn’t get arrested. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6681 I've decided to add meat to my diet 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6682 Loretta, I asked for a file in a baked cake, not my cake baking filers. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6683 I’m sorry dear-they wanted quail. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6684 Your soul mate could be waiting on the other side of the line. Try Tinder today. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6685 They're going to think you're a rat, Claude. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6686 Yeah, I met with the public defender, a really sweet guy, and we had lunch, but I didn't get back home in time to bury your knife case because the police were already there with a search warrant. Don't be mad. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6687 Oh vey, now you find Martha Stewart is not longer in there! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6688 I warned you, a flat soufflé is a serious crime 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6689 When Putin said, “To die for, he meant it!” 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6690 I'm leaving you for a bugler with bunions. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6691 I just don't think the cake-in-the-file rude is going to work this time. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6692 Can I pay in bitcoin for this? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6693 Unbelievable news. They've begun serving croissants at McDonald's. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6694 Cheffery Daumer, how dare you mislabel your sushi! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6695 I baked a cake with a file in it, but it was a little dry, so you should just plead guilty. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6696 Not only did you whip the cream and beat the eggs. They say you wrote it all down for others to follow. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6697 What'd you put into the soup this time? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6698 If you had offered a “bakers dozen” you wouldn’t be in this fix. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6699 You weren't kidding about an inside look at food. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6700 So you're saying your famous meatloaf wasn't cow meat? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6701 Just dessr 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6702 This time you should have stayed in the kitchen and NOT taken the heat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6703 No, Ma, Hell's kitchen does not do stars. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6704 Grandma says she'll give you the secret recipe if you get the pardon. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6705 Well, Henry, at least we now know your " killer chile " is properly named. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6706 If I'm to bake a cake with the file in it, I'll need your secret recipe." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6707 I told you that it was a crime to serve that food regardless of what outfit you wore. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6708 Make it a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke to go! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6709 No, it wasn't salt and pepper colored hair. More like ginger. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6710 They make me ware it for what I did to the books. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6711 No, I said I wanted you to get bun of steel, not steal some buns 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6712 Dear, after all I am lucky to be in a reformed prison, they let me wear my chef’s uniform! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6713 I hope you’re not cooking up another escape plan... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6714 I’m a big fan of yours. Your book, “The most inedible and tasteless recipes”, was my inspiration to win my husband’s resentment. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6715 There is no pardon for burnt soufflé. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6716 You forgot the cayenne. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6717 You want me to hide WHAT in the cake? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6718 Apparently your Hollandaise was so yummy that it's criminal. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6719 Your goose is cooked. It's baked in. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6720 No more pat-a-cake? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6721 I know I promised to eat your stuff from the freezer, Honey, but have you ever really tasted an onion slider at 3 am? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6722 My advice to you is don't stint on the saltpeter. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6723 So the broiling was the problem? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6724 The dough has to be cleared by the federal exchange comisssion first 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6725 Exotic truffle’s huh........ 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6726 Not so well done ! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6727 You're obviously well enough to keep working in the bake shop - who is she?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6728 As long as it is only a dry rub 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6729 The NRA assures me that my baking rights are protected under the 2nd Amendment. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6730 Thanks, mom. Oh, and a few capers in the cake would be great. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6731 If you want me to bake you something with a file in it, I'll need your recipe for flat cake. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6732 I know you need the wedding cake by tomorrow, Madam, but I can't ask them to lock me in the oven. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6733 What would Gordon Ramsey say? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6734 You should have known that activated charcoal sorbet became an actual crime. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6735 Then I'm afraid I won't be able to accept your help with my defense--my iguana surprise recipe is sacred. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6736 Did I not warn you, honey, pufferfish with Pinot Gris, not Malbec! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6737 The debate of 'pommes frites' versus 'French fries' shouldn't have led to a food fight. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6738 Will you knead a good defense? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6739 I told you, too much baking soda is big trouble. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6740 Tell me again dear, what's the recipe for your killer sauce? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6741 Are you sure you're doing OK? How are your cupcakes? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6742 I think veggies have gone too far this time. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6743 DA says you killed the taste buds 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6744 Next time the police chief's wife's steak will be cooked the way she ordered it, right? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6745 Did you bring the file'? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6746 I can't believe they brought you in for food crimes again. Your new dish wasn't that bad. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6747 I told you your souffle was a crime! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6748 I warned you that your vindaloo would kill someone some day. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6749 I warned you not to take Chopped too seriously. It’s only a TV show. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6750 When I said nuke the Japanese, I meant the food, not the people. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6751 I told you to stop binging on "Murder She Baked." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6752 Sorry, I can’t find any white truffles. You need to look for another supplier. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6753 Cherry sauce. When you said you were "On The Lam" and working on a reduction I thought you meant cherry sauce. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6754 He said you took a toque, and the DEA was listening in. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6755 Such a pity to cook without sharpened knives. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6756 Jean-Paul,.....You just refuse to listen to me. If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, here in the U.S., the crabs for the bouillabaisse, must be at least 4 1/2 inches from point to point! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6757 I miss my knives 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6758 The boys can't find your secret sourdough recipe. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6759 She coolly replied "My father is not an axe murder. His is a Williams Sonoma Wüsthof Ikon Damascus! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6760 I know you wanted to be nationally recognized, but impersonating the President's chef wasn't the brightest idea! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6761 The toque was a little over the top, eh, my sweet? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6762 You just never listen to me do you? I warned you that pairing red wine with Dover Sole was a crime. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6763 Look this is it. You lace his bolognese with rat poison and I'll make you sous chef at Hotel Grandiose. And, by the way, I've moved to the third floor, suite 303. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6764 I'll get you out if you promise not to "flour" me before sex. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6765 Dennis keeps saying your risotto recipes are 'criminal.' It really hurts. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6766 how can I discretely place the file in the cream cake? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6767 Let’s wait for the next one. I’m too casual for an “all dressed.” 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6768 I asked the warden for conjugal rights but he told me that was a half-baked idea. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6769 Where did you hide the ziti? The governor's asking. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6770 You're charged with Death by Chocolate. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6771 Don’t forget to include the small file. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6772 I told you so! You should haven't have stolen the dough! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6773 Let's wait for the 6 inch. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6774 I am supposed to put the knife in the cake, not you! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6775 They said your soufflé was to die for but I didn’t take that literally. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6776 No, you were NEVER Julia Childs! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6777 THE LAWYER SAYS IT WAS THE SUSHI. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6778 Six months to a year for the chicken taco pasta offense but there's a two-year enhancement for nacho cheese. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6779 I told you cooking for the Don was a mistake. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6780 I warned you, the soylent green recipe contains gluten. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6781 Does it matter whether it’s two large eggs or three small eggs? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6782 It's different when you're on the other side of the glass. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6783 Yes, a file. Not filling. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6784 I’m so proud of you for putting poison in the politician’s soup .... but you should have used a more up-to-date mystery as a reference. The modus and methods used in St. Mary Mead are passé. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6785 Didn’t I tell you that baking cakes with files inside was no joke. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6786 TELL THEM, WHY WOULD YOU HIDE IT? YOU DON'T KNEED THE DOUGH ANYMORE 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6787 I was going to bake you a cake but you obviously can handle that yourself. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6788 Don’t drop the butter 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6789 I’m your wife, not your lawyer, and I want mine with mushrooms! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6790 He'll be okay. He's a tough cookie. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6791 The guards said you're gonna fry for 6–8 minutes with garlic butter. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6792 Just my luck, I took the salad roll at lunch, too. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6793 I told you to pass on that job offer, dear. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6794 "Milk in the batter! Milk in the batter?" You knew that kid couldn't swim! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6795 The lawyer says they are seeking the maximum: no charge for the food and desserts on the house. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6796 I told you not to put anchovies on that pizza. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6797 I told you that was not leg of lamb, that was leg of Lambo, James A. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6798 I told you , it was too salty. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6799 Delivery in 30 minutes or it is free, right? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6800 This time it didn’t end in Pizza 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6801 I heard people don't eat gluten anymore... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6802 I can't believe you're in here for taking a toque. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6803 I've divorced you and married Rachael Ray. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6804 I accidentally put sausage on the vegan pizza. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6805 The Stormy Daniels interview fell flat, Billy Boy! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6806 I'm sorry. I was lying when I said it was an allergy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6807 That's what you get when you start screaming, "I have hot buns!" to everyone at the bakery! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6808 I swear I didn't do it! It was Factory Farm #25634! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6809 This is what you get for not baking that cake 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6810 I can’t believe you were arrested on a drug charge - you were only a little baked! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6811 Will you get out sooner for good cooking behavior? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6812 Remember: every day in every way you're getting less and less left-handed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6813 I’m sorry, but boning knives are a bit of a hard sell at the checkpoint. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6814 Didn’t I tell you they ordered hunan special, not human special? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6815 Hi Honey. They let me keep my purse because they're fans of your Beefaroni. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6816 I told you that wasn't medium rare. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6817 I take it as a compliment. Being this talented a chef should be a crime. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6818 Sorry, the file in the cake trick doesn't fool anyone anymore. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6819 It's a shame that your bail and your Cordon Bleu have been revoked. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6820 You shouldn't had added that Russian's additive to your stew. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6821 The lawyers say that meat apparently can be murder. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6822 I told you the souffle was bad, but would you listen? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6823 Seriously! you are leaving me over the phone? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6824 You did WHAT to your sous chef?! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6825 "Did you really service him a spam musubi? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6826 I'm sorry that the commissary won't sell your eclairs 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6827 Chef you are now hanging by one star. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6828 I've always said, talking politics in that heat around sharp cutlery someone will break. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6829 Hi Honey, What temp. should the oven be set to for the 70 Coq au Vin? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6830 So now it's my fault the souffle fell in with a bad crowd? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6831 Maybe they’d take your chipped beef more seriously if your uniform wasn’t orange. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6832 You mean the sauce was literally lethal? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6833 ...and the foie gras in here is pasty and flavorless 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6834 He says if you promise to go back to doing the burgers the greasy way you used to he will give you amnesty. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6835 I talked to Kathy and it sounds like they're going to sous... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6836 "The usual, please ... 'Chef's Surprise'"! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6837 I warned you, never neglect your mise en place. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6838 They just announced the sentence: Death by Chocolate. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6839 You idiot, I told you not to steal the truffles. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6840 Simmer down, I’m trying to boil you out of here 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6841 I want a divorce and I'll be suing you for two stars 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6842 Do you validate? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6843 'I wanted to give you my compliments, and also this concealed knife for shanking snitches." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6844 Turns out meat was murder. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6845 I told you that all that gluten was gonna come to no good 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6846 “Does this mean next weeks dinner is cancelled.”. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6847 You've ruined pizza for me. It's only tacos from now on. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6848 I said that I wanted "steel cut oats" - Not steal the oats. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6849 "The AR15 was a kitchen tool". They're not buying it. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6850 Don’t worry bob, there’s no way you could have know that fugu was poisonous 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6851 Linda, you know I don't look good in orange. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6852 Bake you a cake? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6853 Follow me on this... if I can figure out how to pass the file to you, you won't have to bake it into a cake. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6854 I told you. I don't have the dough. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6855 Let me get this straight. First, beat I the egg whites until they form a stiff peak? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6856 That’s what you get when you scorch the meat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6857 I'm sorry, I couldn't raise the bail money. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6858 It seems you're out of the frying pan and into the slammer. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6859 ...and an extra hacksaw just in case. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6860 You couldn't wash 1 dish, but , you can bake bread for 400. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6861 I tried to tell you that gluten free is real now. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6862 It’s tough, they won’t even let me use knifes! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6863 They say it was your recipe that killed her. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6864 It was a definite no-go on the butane torch. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6865 Amuse bouche? I thought you said George Bush! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6866 You cant't be serious! Baking a knife in a cake never worked... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6867 They say your Beef Wellington is a crime. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6868 "Yes, I will wait for you, but your souffle' is not going to make it". 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6869 Chef, the recipe's introduction was not part of the directions. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6870 When you said 'cheese it, it's the heat,' I was thinking the souffle till the cops came in. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6871 i've decided to go on an all protein diet 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6872 I'll remind you again that I told you " Fool's Parsley is not the same as fresh parsley." 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6873 I know you were a great cook,but you didn't have to cook the books. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6874 I think you'd better just change your menu when you get out. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6875 You want me to bake a file into a what? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6876 Sorry, they just won't let me bring you a cake knife, or a cake to bring it in with. . 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6877 I love it, but maybe not so much Pruno. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6878 By the way, Gordon Ramsay's family is suing you for the injuries he suffered when you threw him out of your restaurant. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6879 I told you puffer fish wasn’t a good idea. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6880 Well, your neighbor's very insistent that you only wanted to BORROW the sugar. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6881 You should have used Arsenic because he would have thought you were sprinkling sugar on his dessert. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6882 Well, just ask them to flambe the bologna sandwich. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6883 Give it up. It's just too late to change that old, half-baked alibi. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6884 I'm afraid you have been charged with using too much foam in your gastronomic re-interpretation of a classic dish. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6885 Well yes, that’s a nice outfit they gave you, but do you clean up after yourself? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6886 I told you not to hire her when she thought naked meant her and not the fish! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6887 How did the job interview go? And don't say: "Oh, je suis dans les choux!" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6888 I told you so. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6889 I love that recipe. It could only be the rhubarb. did it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6890 I TOLD you where i put the knife. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6891 Let me repeat that. You need proof of insurance, at least two forms of ID, and the car's title, signed over to you. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6892 Let me take you out to a cozy restaurant 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6893 You should see what they made Joe dress up as. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6894 I knew those meat pies tasted funny...how could you Chef Hannibal 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6895 There is no "Word" for (run run run) & don't stop. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6896 That's what I've heard, very long hours as if you don't have a life outside of work. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6897 I'm your wife. You take this celebrity privacy thing too seriously. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6898 another inmate wanted to compliment the chef. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6899 Another year, another Michelin snub 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6900 Charged with poisoning cookies I'd lose the baker's costume 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6901 I told you not to put so much pepper in the spaghetti sauce! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6902 I thought you said you didn't make kale. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6903 I thought you liked dinner last night. You said that I "killed it!" No dear. I said that you "murdered" that roast. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6904 "Yes, I know you 'just' overcooked the shrimp, but that shrimp was the Mayor's son!'. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6905 Is there a ladies version of your headgear I can buy for myself? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6906 Mom, I should have taken the job at the summer camp 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6907 The 53 died... 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6908 I smell privatization 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6909 Oh, you’ve served ten in your sleep. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6910 The goose has turned state's evidence. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6911 Yes, I told the judge you were a 'Chopped Champion.' 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6912 It's not fair - you only felled the souffle! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6913 I told you that triple dark chocolate suicide desert cake was just too much! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6914 Honey, I swear, they won't let me cook while on parole. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6915 You're a poissonier. What did you expect? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6916 If it were only take-out! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6917 So Harry, you found out celebrity chefs also have to pay taxes. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6918 I told you needing dough doesn't mean you can do what you want with it 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6919 Honey, there used to mystery meat, Coquille St. Jacques for three thousand will be a stretch. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6920 You should've never robbed that food bank even though they offered you a pizza the pie. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6921 I have something confess - I have been enjoying "Tables For Two" with another man 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6922 Truffles? I just gave you the 'shrooms growing under my deck. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6923 Add some kids and you'll know how busy my life is. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6924 I knew those deviled eggs would cause us trouble. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6925 Best lay the file between the layers. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6926 But Mario, you were on The Chew.W 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6927 If you’re coming home for dinner, bring leftovers. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6928 Sorry it toque me so long to get here. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6929 Bad news, I’m afraid. Your lawyer is going to try a little-used legal maneuver to save you: the Heimlich Motion. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6930 I can't bake a knife into a cake, sweetheart. You are the baker in the family. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6931 I'll just tell the children you finally boiled over. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6932 I’m sorry, honey.... Goldfield called it “jail house slop”. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6933 But WHY can't you just put it on the side? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6934 If I told you once, I have told you a thousand times...Don't let the souffle fall 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6935 I told you 'and/or gluten' would be problematic... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6936 Again , how long do we bake the soufflés ? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6937 Egg-celent! Just egg-celect! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6938 Maurice. What is our situation here? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6939 Sorry - they refused to allow foie gras as your conjugal visitor. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6940 I hid a cake inside your file. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6941 I thought you said you were going to bake a cake with a file in it for ME? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6942 It's Sous fault 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6943 Anthony Bourdain told the police my misuse of garlic was criminal. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6944 Sorry, they confiscated it. They said you can make your own damn cake. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6945 So, what else did you learn? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6946 Not only that, but Ted Allen is demanding your apology for last week's unfortunate incident on "Chopped." 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6947 There's a difference. He salted the dish; you assaulted him 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6948 I brought the recipe you wanted. Now where'd you stash the loot? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6949 Don't complain to me! I told you to take that course to learn how to bake files ands saws into foods discreetly. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6950 I told you it was too bloody. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6951 No, the Prime Minister has not yet recovered from your undercooked oysters, but his staff thought your chocolate crème brulèe absolutely sublime. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6952 I sold all your cooking stuff to Trump's chef 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6953 No honey. a la carte means you're going to court without an attorney. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6954 You say that my steak tartar order got you arrested because of de Blasio’s law against serving meat raw? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6955 I said serve him the crab trim, not serve him and stab him! Bill knows about us now! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6956 Everybody knows your quiche Lorraine is to die for. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6957 What's that recipe for your file-cake, again? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6958 You were a doctor, a pilot, a fireman: Who are you really? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6959 I don't think it works if you are the one that bakes the cake. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6960 My son isn't happy with his meals. "You'll eat what I cook," isn't acceptable! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6961 Yes, our food is vacuum packed after total sterilization by heat and then freezing.2 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6962 I think the Hannibal Lecter Goulash was a dead giveaway. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6963 Sure, darling, but . . . you were always the pie person, right? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6964 We need a new plan. They didn’t believe you would trust me to bake a cake. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6965 No I do think your chicken florentine was criminal, negligent maybe but not criminal 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6966 I said serve the poisson course. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6967 Perhaps this isn’t the best time to remind you that I don’t do filing? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6968 The county school system objects to early parole because your cooking is neither too sugary nor too salty which violated standards. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6969 The judge says you're not getting out until you tell him the secret ingredients in your chili. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6970 I’m supposed to get 26; you only gave me 24. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6971 I have smuggled in some marscapone for you 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6972 What are you cooking up? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6973 Told you not to add that extra Chilli pepper, but you wouldn't listen. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6974 The sentence was unfair. Your Baked Alaska was not that bad. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6975 Too many crooks spoil the brothel! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6976 The order was for the dessert!! (Death by Chocolate misinterpreted) 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6977 I warned you to go easy on the spice. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6978 At this point in time, what's the difference? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6979 Say 'good-bye' to the food police, and 'hello' to a healthier you. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6980 Does your grand toque get you better treatment in the 'yard'? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6981 I just can't get the ingredients that I need for chateaubriand. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6982 So, no one noticed you're serving time for poisoning your brother? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6983 How difficult can it be to fold a file into the cake? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6984 "...Someone left the cake out in the rain..." from "MacArthur Park" lyrics by Jimmy Webb 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6985 Sous, you've taken this Johnny Cash thing too far. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6986 Don’t hate me but I’ve fallen in love with Chef Boyardee 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6987 Apparently you've taken "Death by Chocolate" a bit too far. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6988 I told you to stop using so much garlic in your sauce. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6989 He ordered it well-done? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6990 Is the gratuity included? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6991 I think I can get you off on an insanity plea for the failed soufle 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6992 A rat controlling your actions from the inside of your toque is not an alibi, Larry. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6993 The old lace on the brim definitely gave it away. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6994 How much experience have you had with tossing salads? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6995 We all thought it was a lobster. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6996 The restaurant you stole the secret recipe from closed last week. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6997 Did you say you want me to bring sharp knives on my next visit? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6998 They ran and they ran as fast as they could, and they caught him 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6999 Can you do our catering for our baby's Bar Mitzvah? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7000 I told you that casserole would get you in trouble some day 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7001 Will they let you cook gluten free? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7002 No mille-feuilles. I'll hide it in a sheet cake and that's the end of it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7003 I've never before grasped the meaning of the phrase, "Honk if you love silence." 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
7004 I've told you over and over again; stop cooking up your crooked schemes! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7005 I'm still not really at ease with the way you cook pizza. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7006 Bunny boiler is a gender-neutral term these days, John, and I'd say you're looking at three years minimum! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7007 Looks like you're really cooked this time. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7008 I'm sorry, I can only wait so long. The soufflés are almost done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7009 I told you that cake would be the death of you. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7010 Ordering a steak well done is not a good enough reason, Reginald. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
7011 I loved your short bread honey.... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7012 Mama’s got freezer burn. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7013 Sorry honey, but your baking is so criminal, a file in a cake would be an improvement. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7014 Funny, you nevah mentioned having a peanut allergy before we got married, now did ya? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7015 So, are you saying dessert is cancelled? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7016 ...uhh, the recipe of the cake in your file? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7017 The warden claims your unapproved long wine cellar for the cafeteria will let you age well in here. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7018 The lawyer says you can plead down to manslaughter by criminal decadence. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7019 Where do you keep the recipe for cake a la file and saw? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7020 I told you not to poison his soup. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
7021 I'm sorry to tell you this, but the new tariff includes wine and cheese. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7022 I don't care how badly you had to "go"! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7023 I sold your secret recipe so you could get out. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7024 I really appreciate that you found time for me during your Halloween party 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7025 Mom, you can’t punch customers who send back food. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7026 Your pastries are too good! The mayor is pinning the dough-pioid epidemic on you. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7027 How's the ravioli today? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7028 I'm not really sure where to hide the file in the deconstructed profiteroles. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7029 I, Teara, miss you, too. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7030 Your judge was on a low-calorie diet, so it was really just bad luck. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7031 Are you the execution chef? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7032 I used Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise for the bouillabaisse Rouille. Live with it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7033 What duo mean my boulliabase is criminal? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7034 I'm moving to Brazil. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7035 I warned you not to mess with Foodies. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7036 What? You didn’t even try the cake I baked? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7037 This postmodern literalism movement has gone too far... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7038 My compliments to the chef for the excellent bread and water. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7039 Ok, I went in and yelled at the cooks, they hardly noticed you were gone 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7040 No, they still didn't like it 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7041 No son, you can't make selfies with these phones. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7042 When you ere released next week my mother will be at home. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7043 Once again, genius, why did my soufflé fizzle? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7044 He says he can’t represent you if you insist on using your own recipe for the Twinkie defense. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7045 I told you not to serve that potato salad. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7046 But, the district attorney didn't have to proof your cooked books. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7047 Bernie would have won, apparently. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7048 When they said Sous chef ...……… 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7049 I'll try to sneak in a file with a cake in it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7050 I think it was when you said sauce 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7051 I hid a burner in the cake. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7052 I'm longing for one your dinners, dear, the food in here is horrible. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7053 I guess "Meth Bolognese" ain't haute cuisine after all. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
7054 Now I can finally give my compliments to the chef. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7055 I feel safer riding on top 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
7056 Yes, I imagine this is even worse than 'the weeds'. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7057 I know honey, but if "compliments to the chef" was the only reason you joined the Last Meal Program, I...I just don't think you're ever going to get that validation. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7058 Listen, thanks for visiting, but I gotta go. My toilet stew is going to be ruined if I don’t get back soon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7059 The lawyer says your saying, "These cookies are to die for," was politically incorrect and swayed the jury the wrong way. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7060 I'd like a cherry pie, a dozen chocolate croissants and a date. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7061 How many times have I told you not to use so much salt? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7062 Oh, Charlie. Why did you have to cook the books? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7063 This is a recipe for disaster! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7064 I said “poor Ed.....not puréed” 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7065 That's what you get for trying to cook turnip greens and chitlin's together when the windows open. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7066 I prefer my steak well done now. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7067 I don’t know why I came here, I’ve just been so Ravi-lonely without you 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7068 I told you that Beef Wellington was a bad idea! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7069 You might have taken that chocolate mousse too far this time. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7070 I just use bread for the shingle 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7071 Look, I’m sorry. But the soup was cold AND too salty. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7072 Honey, it is bad enough you went on the plane from work; but, did you have to talk about battering and pilot lights? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7073 Free the gluttons. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7074 Just because of a little glten in tbe grravy? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7075 Look I know you took the dough. You knead my help or you're toast. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7076 He wants gumbo for his last meal. Put a file in it. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7077 It was just OK. The beurre manié was a bit too lumpy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7078 You’re telling me the commissary doesn’t accept bitcoin. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7079 Maybe the Chef Named Sue on the inside can become a sous-chef on the outside. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7080 I told you to be careful feeding the Queen puffer fish! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7081 I'll do everything I can to get you out of here, but it's not looking good for cooks that run out of avocado at brunch. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7082 I spoke to the warden today and he said he’ll let you out after you make that brioche one last time. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7083 "What was that again, a gatto with a feel in it? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7084 Yes, I enjoyed the loaf of bread you baked, and I found the shiv. But we need to talk. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7085 It was your Mushroom Medlee that did them in. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7086 The sous-chef misses you 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
7087 Not you. The candlestick maker!!! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7088 It was the foie gras, wasn't it? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7089 You should have printed ALL the ingredients. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7090 Just tell us your secret for a flaky pastry crust, and the authorities will go lightly on you. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7091 I'm sorry, but I've got to get out there and explore new diets. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7092 When Gordon Ramsey said I'll go to jail for how bad my cakes are, he wasn't joking. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7093 Looks like you haven't been scared straight... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7094 Hey what was that recipe to make the duck confit again? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
7095 You can bake the cake but I can't give you a knife. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
7096 Yes, monsieur, he did croak! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7097 I'm baking up with you. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7098 He set bail at a butternut squash soup, a pan-seared filet mignon, broiled lobster tails dipped in garlic and chili butter, and a tiramisu for dessert. Oh, and he says to come back for his wife's order. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7099 They’re saying you microwaved the 20oz Filet. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7100 There's a cake hidden inside the file. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7101 The chief witness was eggecuted quiche. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7102 Carl, I sold the restaurant, and I'm going to Greece with Mickey. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7103 They’re trying to pin the tomato aspic on you, but we’ll fight down to the last jello mold! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7104 You want me to bake you a cake! You want me to bake you a cake! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7105 It was a bad idea to hide that cash in the pastry dough. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7106 Hang in there, chef. The trial is running a bit long since they haven’t found someone who can translate chicken yet. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7107 What do you mean they ran out of your size? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7108 You're the chef in a prison?" "I am indeed, dear lady." "What's on your menu?" " Every day, it's beans and tortillas, or grits." "Every day?" "Every day." "Why every day, beans and tortillas or grits?" "They are my most popular. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7109 I'm sure this was all a big misteak. 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
7110 I thought you said Kitchen Criminals went off the air in 2007. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7111 Would it kill you to just give in and start cooking kale and Brussels sprouts?!?! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
7112 The quarks will be ready in .000007 seconds. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7113 I thought you meant the chocolate cake was criminal good not criminal bad. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7114 On the bright side, they all like me because they think I tried to kill that friendly looking rat in some Disney movie. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7115 The judge is on a diet, so at least the D.A. can't compel you to testifry. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7116 It's Passover ... I couldn't raise the dough. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7117 I think you should push for a delivery service. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7118 Your dairy-free, wheat-free and sugar-free health kick has imprisoned my creative sensibilities and placed a barrier between us. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7119 I think this is simply a case of blurred limes. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7120 You hd to serve the tiramisu to die for, I assume? 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7121 That wasn’t just any lobster. It was Colin Farrell. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7122 If you'll recall, a hacksaw in the cake put your here in the first place. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7123 I'd like a reservation for six at the chef's table. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7124 I meant BROCCOLI rabe. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7125 Oh, Thomas! As your attorney, I must reiterate that the jury will not be won over by designating yourself a "meth chef" as opposed to "meth cook." 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7126 Thank goodness! The food in here sucks! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7127 Non GMO please. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7128 Your souffle fell. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7129 What's your recipe for bars? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7130 I SEE MY OOSE IS COOKED. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7131 Most of my competitors for this job opening had trouble passing the background check. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7132 Knife INSIDE, bake OUTSIDE! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7133 The souffle never recovered. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7134 What? And have you criticize my baking again? Not a chance. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7135 You should've stopped at the deer leg. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7136 I told you this would happen if you continued serving hamburgers your way! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7137 Judge says maybe two to five for good soufflé. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7138 It was only only toque. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7139 No, dear, no file until you finally give me recipe for that cake. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7140 Look at the bright side of things. Instead of buying naming rights from the Transit Authority, what if they had bought naming rights from the Navy! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7141 and the chickens are not free range... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7142 I miss playing "Hot Cross Buns". 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7143 "Sorry Emile, it's the crock pot at dawn tomorrow". 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7144 Remember when you made those Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7145 I miss your cooking at home! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7146 You're a killer cook. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7147 Tell me again...how many sticks of butter is make cup. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7148 I told you that it is a crime to overcook gourmet food 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7149 Stop exaggerating, Gordon Ramsay’s in the real Hell’s Kitchen. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7150 Sorry madam! We don't serve Kosher meat on Good Friday. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7151 No, I can't slip you a file into a cake! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7152 I told you the bank heist to save the bakery was a bad idea, but would you listen? Nooooooo . . . 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7153 Bake on a low flame for 18 months 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7154 y-y-you heard what they did to Mario... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7155 Aren't you supposed to bake the hacksaw in the cake? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7156 Well, since you are such a control freak and never let me bake, I forgot to set a timer for the cake and burned the house down. So what's plan B? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7157 Oh... now I understand what those lumps in the ravioli were last night 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7158 I told you putting files in cakes was a bad idea. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7159 Henry, I'm down to our last spatula. The kids are going to have to start sharing. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7160 No way I am bringing you cannabis for your cooking. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7161 What are you cooking up this time? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7162 Well, I guess Hell could have been worse. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7163 I’m sorry. A flat shuffle is no small matter. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7164 The onion soup was really good, can't you get leniency? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7165 Sorry about the losing your job and the fuss 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7166 So, was it worth it? I mean, you’re in here, while they’re on their honeymoon… 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7167 I was going to bring you a cake with a file inside, but I figured you'd bakesplain everything wrong with it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7168 Since when does bakers dozen refer to bank robberies? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7169 When they called subway on track 14, I couldn't believe my eyes! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7170 Say it with conviction: what will you have to drink with that. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7171 It was an accident, I swear. I thought the arsenic added a subtle flavor to the dish! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7172 If you hate this, don’t become Sous Chef. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7173 Honestly Pierre, I don't think divulging the secret ingredient will sway the parole board one way or the other. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7174 Well I guess undercooking your Risotto was a crime! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7175 I told you the statue of limitations never ran out on margarine. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7176 Darling, I didn’t know you eventually learned to cook in prison. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7177 I had no clue what you were cooking up with your brother. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7178 You’re the chef. You bake a. ake with a file in it. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7179 Ok, I'll bring the live goose and shiitake mushrooms. But for the last time, Frankie, the 8" chef's knife is totally out of the question. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7180 Was it medicinal or recreational pot roast? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7181 Well it looks like you’re eating well at least. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7182 I don't care if you are a jolly good felon. Hand over the Recipe! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7183 Everything is changed. We started to use frozen diced ones. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7184 Chef, let me go over this one more time. Vegans do not want lard in their cakes, even if most people don't eat the frosting. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7185 Tell me again what else to add to make your signature omelet. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7186 What were you think, serving Red with fish? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7187 Mon chéri, Michel just stole the recipe for croissants [aux cerise] volês that you stole from Jean-Pierre. Remember you are head Chef ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7188 And your scheme was a real recipe for disaster. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7189 But Pierre, you never taught me how to bake a cake. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7190 All I am suggesting is that you modify your recipe a bit for the cake 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7191 You should not have lied about your omelette count. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7192 Honey, your fall from sous-chef to sued chef is the latest dish. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7193 Instead of the traditional cake, can you put the file in a grand mariner souffle? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7194 I told you not to leave it in the pudding... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7195 I told you he only wants cheeseburgers! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7196 I did bake the key, but nooo, Malone the Blade ate it! 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7197 Was the cake in your mug shot too? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7198 'Your key and file pie was voted worst in class by the sheriff." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7199 Well, Henry, I did try to hide a file in the soufflé, but it wouldn't rise... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7200 I will definitely bring you baking soda and vinegar which should make a nice explosion. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7201 - I agree, Hun, but the one you used last time for the State dinner did not turned red! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7202 The next time you visit, would you like a cake with a file? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7203 If you want to appeal your manslaughter conviction, let's take blowfish liver off the menu. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7204 You were not to know he liked ketchup on his cheeseburger ,it's so unfair. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7205 Martha, can skipping lunch cause hallucinations?? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7206 I was just making my casserole and BAM, I wind up in here 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7207 You burned the Brown Sauce! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7208 I'm not prepared to bake a cake with a metal file inside. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7209 Be careful! We don't want to cook the phone lines! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7210 I’ve searched everywhere. We can only find twelve. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7211 An extra large please 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7212 They said red velvet cake is a crime against humanity. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7213 I'm sorry, too, but your prices _were_ criminal. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7214 A failed attempt of cooking puffer fish 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7215 Everyone's saying you got incaramelated because of your killer creme brulée... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7216 You are no longer the chef of the future. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7217 I need a couple pies for Friday 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7218 I'm so sorry, they only had the tinned anchovies and they were in oil, not salt. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7219 They didn't go for the talking rat defense. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7220 Ok you have to tell me where the dog is and why you left a freshly cooked Coq au vin in the kitchen. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7221 I tried to warn you. 'Chocolate Decadence' is illegal in this state. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7222 Can I have that to go? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7223 Have you started to improve your cooking ? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7224 On the other hand, your souffle' was a hit. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7225 I can’t believe the toque you away looking like that 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7226 I can take this one if it’s gluten free 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7227 Honey, I understand about biohazards, but when are you coming home for diner 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7228 Under cooking raw meats, chicken, seafood or eggs may result in being arrested... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7229 We would have baked a saw in a cake—but you're the cook. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7230 The souffle of our love has collapsed. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7231 So, you're telling me the Pepperoni is gonna be late for delivery? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7232 I'm sorry, Reggie. You said culinary school was harsh, but... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7233 I told you not to jump on the marijuana is ok bandwagon 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7234 Did you say " Devil eggs with or without French fries ? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7235 I need a cake for the file. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7236 You could cook the books, but couldn’t cook up an alibi? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7237 I can't see you anymore. I found a new Baker... he doesn't use gluten. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7238 I'm sorry, the Gingerbread Man ran, ran, ran straight to D.A. Fox. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7239 Stay put for a while longer, Honey. Too dangerous out here. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7240 Vegan and gluten-free options on track next week. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7241 Looks like we'll have to sit in the club car. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7242 This may be bad timing, but my steak is a little pink. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7243 I put the file in the souffle and bake at 350 for 30 minutes, got it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7244 Death by chocolate? So very unoriginal. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7245 I told you those bad eggs would turn over easy. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7246 Honey, I put the spatula in the cake? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7247 So, you didn't win Top Chef? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7248 How is your goose? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7249 I just assumed you were making the cake with a file in it. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7250 They said canning pasta doesn't qualify for a work visa. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7251 So let me guess, your hot dog stand is owned by a Millennial, hence this exaggerated method of ordering a hot dog with mustard. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7252 Your flambé flamed out. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7253 I've got the fugu. Do you have the cash? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7254 I thought you were kidding about a file in the Easter trifle 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7255 With you around, I never had to learn to bake a pie. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7256 Junior cut up the recipe with your knife. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7257 My body's rejecting gluten and so is my heart. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7258 If the recipe called for Pepsi instead of Coke you wouldn't be here! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7259 Delivery? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7260 Darling, there is no secret ingredient 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7261 "Was that four loaves, two files or two loaves, four files? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7262 The D.A. just filed the charges...you're cooked! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7263 The Rats at the Cafe Miss You.. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7264 "I told you - enough with the s'mores already". 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7265 Where have you been? No one uses polyunsaturated oils any more. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7266 Honey, for goodness sake, don't bake up some lame alibi! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7267 I’ll put a cake in your file. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7268 Just gonna power through this. I've been using my hairdryer to desiccate chicken before baking it, and removing the same bird from the oven before internal temp hits 165 degrees. Chris? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7269 Unfortunately it turns out Pattycake had a patent on marking cakes with a 'B'. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7270 The soufflé didn't rise... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7271 I don't understand it either, honey. Do you think maybe...you put too much oregano on the ravioli? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7272 I meant to say gluten free rather than Free All Gluttons. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7273 Not a word of my recipe to the Cabinet wives, understand? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7274 I never could figure out how you got the file into the cake. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7275 Yes hon..got the dough right here. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7276 Everyone said you killed it for dinner. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7277 I'm innocent; it's only called "Death by Chocolate!" 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7278 The croissants confessed; gluten will be your undoing. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7279 Apparently, the critic is charging grand theft, because you stole his stomach 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7280 Your souffle will be fine. Your cell is airtight. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7281 And I always thought it was your mom's cooking that was poisonous.. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7282 Honey, TELL me you brought the file... I got a great idea! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7283 What a remarkable spin on the 'open kitchen', Chef. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7284 They haven't caught your gingerbread man yet. Your half baked alibi is falling flat, just like your last soufle` 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7285 I told you they'd find out the yeast was dead. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7286 Sorry dear, you being the pastry chef, there was no one left to bake the cake with a saw. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7287 Now how are you going to make the donuts? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7288 I'm 42 and straight but my son is gay. Anything else you need to know before you can bake me a cake? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7289 If they forget the pepper in the turkey tetrazzinni one mor time, I'll shoot myself. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7290 The District Attorney says you're making a political statement by not making Twinkies. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7291 I'm sorry Honey, but I stand by calling Guy Fieri's hair passé. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7292 This is such an'upside down cake' world we live in. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7293 Did you season too much? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7294 'and then not all holes came out with a donut around them!' 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7295 Sorry, Emma.... I got two months in Chef’s Prison for burning the creme brûlée. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7296 I'm impressed by your ongoing commitment to the Culinary Institute. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7297 They followed the recipe. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7298 I warned you that the gluten police were closing in. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7299 I promise! It's easy as pie. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7300 I had no idea they would give you 10 years for a bad souffle! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7301 They say the butler didn't do it. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7302 I told you to tell him it was from McDonalds. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7303 The Governor called, you are going to be shaked baked and fried! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7304 This just seems a disingenuous way to receive feedback on your lumpy Sauce Béarnaise 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7305 The judge said for impersonating Chef Boy-r-dee, he was throwing the “toque” at you! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7306 I can see through your disguise. I am sorry I ate the ears. They were delicious though. I promise you I won't bite your head off. Easter bunny, please tear down this wall! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7307 Time to not make the doughnuts. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7308 I guess the plot you cooked up was a flop. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7309 It's always the same old thing, time after time. Big hat no recipes. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7310 I don't care if they're non-violent, I just don't like the idea of you joining a gang. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7311 So, how's life since they closed the Automat? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7312 I'll stick with gluten free vegan 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7313 So they're charging you with arson and vandalism. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7314 I told you the sous vide was too hot for scallops! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7315 I'd have baked you a cake if you had ever shown me how to bake a cake. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7316 You cannot say meat loaf in French! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7317 I'd like to order a filet mignon, bloody, for cell #23. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7318 Although he found it delicious, the governor refuses to pardon you for grating Parmigiana on the seafood linguine. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7319 So sue me...I guess it does make you look kind of gay. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7320 Mon Cheri, simmer on the idea that if the warden gets too hooked on your haute cusisine, he'll never recommend you for parole. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7321 If it weren't for those bad tacos we be married by now 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7322 The audience is pressing charges, Gary. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7323 Remember my advice when you worked at Arby’s? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7324 I said TERM reduction. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7325 This was really supposed to be a big week for me. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7326 No, I bake the cake with the nail file. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7327 At yeast the dough was rising for a while but we both knew the heat was going to burn you eventually. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7328 I'm still not calling you chef. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7329 I'm so sorry -- I misinterpreted what you meant by "Chicken/Pot Pie." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7330 Where's your cell? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7331 By the way, when you get out, I think your brioche is undercooked. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7332 I look forward to my new job as food taster for diplomats and Health Care for life is a wonderful benefit. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7333 I would like that order to go. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7334 Honey I thought I told you, knot to share that tarantul soup with anything other than the tarantulas, now look what you've done to the help. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7335 It was your job to bake, not the cupcakes'. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7336 Your walk, if you give up the guy who told you the flour was gluten free. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7337 They don't allow thirteen jurors.Guest 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7338 That Turkey you bought doesn’t fit in the microwave, Bill! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7339 Believe me dear, I can't imagine where that little "r" came from in the resume I typed for you! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7340 The guards confiscated the lemon zest. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7341 Pierre, ignorance of the law is no excuse. Using truffle oil is a felony! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7342 I know you didn't mean to, honey, but they said left your keys, your phone, AND the stove on. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7343 You forgot to turn off the oven. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7344 "Spatchcock". The police do not know it is a term related to cooking fowl. They think it is a term applied to foul play. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7345 Is the garnish really necessary? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7346 Can’t you bake your own cake? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7347 Boyardeez phone calls depressing. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7348 I'm waiting for the Meatball. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7349 I guess having Ratatouille run your kitchen is a bad idea 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7350 What am I supposed to have for dinner dear? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7351 I’m done with you and your sourdough starter. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7352 What’s the source of that steam pressure? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7353 The governor has refused clemency. It's death by chocolate. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7354 Peppercorn! That's what was missing. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7355 This will teach you never to overcook steaks again. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7356 It's conceptual art. Let's wait for the next one. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7357 Bring me a dozen doughnuts tomorrow or I'll have you iced 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7358 The sommelier's gone sour on you. We have the cellar bugged. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7359 The file was the icing on the cake. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7360 I am sorry I broke up with you but you didn’t have to poison the whole restaurant out of anger, I am still Alive. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7361 ... and the butler is just glad that they've stopped profiling him. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7362 I brought the truffles; that should please the Warden 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7363 I brought the knife in a cake recipe. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7364 Ok I understand that you feel locked it the kitchen 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7365 Pain Perdu won’t work. They Knut our took it. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7366 Just put the seltzer in the cake. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7367 Your work release program isn't what I expected. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7368 Don't tell me! You've finally found your calling! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7369 How long did Gordon set your sentence? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7370 I warned you about that "killer" steak. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7371 I'm sorry Madam, but jail bird is not on the menu. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7372 I told the waitress, medium rare! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7373 Simple Simon's body has been found Apparently not buried deep enough in the ground 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7374 You too, Chef Charles, have blood on your hands. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7375 First things first. I think there’s something in your hair. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7376 I promise I won’t make poisonous food. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7377 Sorry, they were hip to the fugu. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7378 Every one of your die-hard fans has agreed to drop criminal negligence charges, Horace, if you agree from now on to serve only in "r" months your "Fermented Raw Oysters in Demon Rum Sauce." 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7379 The lawyers say the sentencing for these cases is generally 13 years. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7380 Good news, your sous chef just got 5 to 10 on a GMO rap. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7381 To think you raise all the veggies yourself here on The Farm! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7382 Well... your patrons always remarked you make "a killer-quiche." 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7383 I told you that you shouldn't have entered that chili challenge. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7384 I told you mixing milk and meat would get you in trouble. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7385 I dunno, but I think they’re getting wise to the file in the cake thing. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7386 .....do you think it was too salty???? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7387 Your crime was, no one could stomach your cooking anymore. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7388 It's a birthday cake for me, and I'll need it to go... 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7389 Your food was out of this world. Maybe that's where you should've hid your tax exempts. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7390 The kids don’t miss your lasagna. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
7391 K.P. Duty again? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
7392 Be calm. The prosecutor said the soufflé falling shouldn’t be a capital offense... 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
7393 I’m trying to help you break out of the box, I swear, but the kids still won’t touch anything that isn’t pasta with butter sauce or grilled cheese. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
7394 Dear, when the wait staff brings back a dish, heaving your meat cleaver at her is simply NOT an option. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7395 Don't forget to bake a pie for the judge. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7396 Rachel says she's sorry, but 30 minutes is 30 minutes. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7397 Tell the Muslims that the dining hall closes at sundown. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7398 Seven for dinner. Don't be late 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7399 How about a brioche with a hacksaw? A cake with a file is what put you in there 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7400 One McPrexy-Burger, with no foreign ingredients. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7401 Honestly, no one told me that foam had been criminalized. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7402 It was you that goofed, you with the big soft head on you. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7403 The Jury’s instructions were to preheat the oven at 375 degrees for a minimum of 7 years. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7404 But you never tried to cook for me - why here? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7405 Can I have my recipe book back? You don't need it in there. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7406 Frankly, I'm not surprised that The Great British Baking Show demands integrity from all the contestants. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7407 I told you not to put the file in the cake. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7408 I did warn you the meat in the freezer was old. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7409 Sorry, Dear, none of the recipes you mentioned has a file in it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7410 If you hadn’t kept asking for a toque at the trial, you wouldn’t be here! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7411 I kept telling you that truffle oil is a crime. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7412 the steak was way overcooked -it was a crime 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7413 So they cooked your goose and now you're a cook! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7414 What did you expect? The pie fell. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7415 For God’s sake, Henri, I’m running the place as best I can but why in the hell did you serve that duck? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7416 Things will settle after you serve some time. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7417 Do you think it was the wasabi on the puffer-fugu fish that poisoned Aunt Lucy?" "Do you think it was the wasabi that spoiled the fugu-puffer fish dish? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7418 I bought the file but can't find the recipe for your Salted Caramel Chocolate Cheesecake? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7419 Janet I'm not crazy, there was this rat and when he tugged on my hair I could cook! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7420 Under my cook hat? Just keep inserting coins 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7421 I can't believe they put you in there for refusing to bake that Chai-ginger spiced cinnamon roll up pull apart bread. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7422 .....well, they confiscated the lobster picks and meat grinder again. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7423 Paula, did you seriously just carve your name into the walk next to the chair? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7424 I'm afraid your clean record was baked into your sentencing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7425 I donut love you anymore, Jim. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7426 I'm not very happy with you, Howard! I couldn't even get you to set the table before you went to prison. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7427 I'm chopping you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7428 My collar isn't even white, you have to tell them! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7429 If anyone asks, your alias is the Mad Cleaver. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7430 I was denied parole because the shuffle flattened. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7431 I hid it in the ingredients for a cake. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7432 It's over Jerry. Where'd you hide the matza balls? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7433 You probably miss the soupe à la oignon, the escargot, and the coq au vin. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7434 Could you bake me a cake for junior's birthday? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7435 I hate to tell you, but your source collapsed after you left 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7436 Just dish the dirt on the sous chef. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7437 I'd like to order a large pepperoni with no anchovies. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7438 I’ll bail you out when the food you fix me is better than what they serve back there. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7439 When a customer says your Crepe Suzanne is to die for, it's not to be taken literally! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7440 I swear, I thought it was a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7441 Do you do delivery? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7442 I was trying to sneak you a file, but I think I tried too hard with the tiramisu. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7443 I told you you'd be arrested for that creme brûlée 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7444 Everyone knows who broke into the wine cellar. They caught you in fragrante delickto. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7445 The soufflé dropped! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7446 Medium-well is undercooked for destroying evidence 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7447 I don't think anyone here us a gourmand but you. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7448 I'm sorry to tell you that, but a baseball cap would suit you better than your toque... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7449 So you're the new chef at the Automat? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7450 At least yours was voted Best Borscht on Wikileaks... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7451 I did not try to poison you, sweetheart! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7452 You said you were a butcher 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7453 Your lawyer says tone it down--pruno & fruit cocktail is not a "Bellini" 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7454 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7455 Not the same as embezzling, but you are still rolling in the dough. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7456 I told you, you are no Emeril. BAM! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7457 What is cooking today? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7458 I am not losing track on the soup de jour. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7459 If you watched Cutthroat Kitchen with me more often you'd have known that mistreatment of a protein is a crime. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7460 I'll remember the filet mignon next time. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7461 Can I take your order, please. Staff was executed this morning. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7462 You never listen! I told you not to use Limburger in the cordon bleu! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7463 Don't let anyone toss your salad. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7464 A file in the cake is exactly what the guards would suspect. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7465 There's a new thing out-- called 'dining tables.' 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7466 You have a big goddamn poster under your hat? How will that help you escape again? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7467 Sorry sweetheart, but you knew he likes his burgers well done 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7468 Why are you still aloud to wear a Chef's outfit in prison? This whole thing is very confusing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7469 Your lawyer says you should have cooked the steak “under vacuum” not “in vacuum.” 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7470 You're the only one who could make something like that. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7471 So, what happens when the other inmates find out that you are not really a renown chef? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7472 Your meal will be out shortly 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7473 You add a ton of salt to everything now? Good, George. Good for you. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7474 But honey, you fried the white truffles. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7475 Why did you confess to stealing recipes? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7476 i guess that there are just to many new bread and pastry shops. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7477 I warned you that your spaghetti carbonara was so good it should be illegal. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7478 Now do you feel guilty about all that chocolate you ate? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7479 Maybe your time in here will end faster if you rotate for an even finish? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7480 We have a rat, I need you to lay out the pellets 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7481 Since you work in the prison kitchen, honey, I'm having a dinner party and was wondering what I can substitute for cream of tartar in my Snickerdoodles? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7482 Subway's new ad campaign is too literal. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7483 The Profiterole Board wants you to testify. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7484 The foie gras was a little overcooked 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7485 Arrested for passing soy cheese again I see. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7486 You said a pinch of cayenne, next time you should give a real measurement. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7487 No ruling yet, but he seemed to like my argument that a dozen of YOUR peers entitled you to a 13th juror. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7488 I'm not sure the committee will accept a cake with tools in it. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7489 I'm sorry I ordered well-done steak. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7490 Damn the cost Andre, I won't eat this slop another day! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7491 I'm sorry the jury fond your cooking criminal. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7492 "We can"t keep meeting this way" ( coming from the Woman's mouth) 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7493 Maybe Seth Rogen will drop the charges. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7494 I thought you wanted me to bake a cake in the shape of a file. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7495 I told you not to put the LSD in those brownies! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7496 3 men in a tub never turns out well! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7497 forgive me father for I have sinned. I burnt the toast, overcooked the oatmeal, and undercooked the eggs. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7498 You stole that baker's dozen and now look where you've ended up. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7499 They're saying the candlestick maker's not a credible witness. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7500 Your souffle fell. You don't go to prison for that! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7501 The rat made me do it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7502 I warned you about Tabasco! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7503 I think you lost them at the 98th course. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7504 So what your recipe for escape? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7505 Apparently it wasn't just a PR stunt, Gordon Ramsay actually became Chief of Police. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7506 What do you mean, 'Put wheels on it" won't fly? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7507 Should I bake you a cake with a file in it? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7508 Honestly, what did you think was going to happen when you let rats cook your food? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7509 I'm sorry, ma'am. We're only taking call-in orders. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7510 Yes, I'll have what yo have. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7511 Mon amour, Mr Donald's visit is APRIL 24th, not March, imbécile! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7512 Marie, all they'll have is cake. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7513 You know you don't actually have to be going to hell to be on Hell's Kitchen... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7514 They say you've got another three to five million more minutes. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7515 I don’t think you plagarized the recipe 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7516 Sorry to disagree. The presentation of the southern Thai rice salad can be forgiven, but the use of canned galangal was criminal. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7517 See, I told you that if cooking foreign cuisines being declared treason was fake news, it would've been a lot more prevalent on my Facebook feed. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7518 I hope next time you'll think twice before putting kale in the creme brule. I told you it was a bad idea to put kale in the hot fudge sundaes. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7519 This is a different type of order from the court. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7520 Yes I'm in disguise, who's going to cook my catfish and make my peanut butter sandwiches? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7521 Yes, I've considered your plan but I'm too intimidated to bake for you." 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7522 I'm so sorry Alesandro, I put the kerosene in the saganaki 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7523 I told you that dish was a crime. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7524 I need the recipe for Crème Deminte pie. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7525 You should not have told them I made you do all the cooking. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7526 I'm sure the knife was to cut up the salad. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7527 I'm baking you out of here! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7528 But the Giffords love canned soup... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7529 Now pay attention this time. I bake the cake. I put the file in it. YOU file through the bars and escape. What the hell am I going to do with a cake that YOU make? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7530 You'll find a file in your chocolate cake. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7531 Lawyer sez you knead more dough. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7532 Icing? No, no. My lawyer says that I SING on the cake. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7533 No shit? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7534 You’re Shucked 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7535 How could you possible mistake CANNED for CHOPPED? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7536 Pierre! I told you not to let anyone make you their bitch! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7537 Sorry sweet heart you shouldn’t have stolen those 55lbs of dough! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7538 Your souffle collapsed and died. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7539 I’m sorry I never learned to cook scrambled eggs in wine sauce. Can you forgive me? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7540 Really. You want me to bake you a cake and sneak it in to you inside another cake. I hope you haven't shared this brilliant plan with anyone bigger than you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7541 Sorry, but they found the spatula I hid in the chain saw. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7542 Sorry, Chef, but my order's to go. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7543 I always told you serving well done filet mignon was a crime 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7544 Gary Larson owns. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7545 Well, it's not in your Cake file. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7546 I will tell them the vatrushka dessert was MY idea. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7547 I told you no to put pineapple on the pizza in Italy! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7548 I meant to say you’re the cake boss not crime boss. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7549 I told you your meat loaf was deadly.... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7550 Why does talking with you always feel so retro? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7551 Only in LA would you visit your chef in prison, since food is never consumed only talked about. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7552 Well, it's clear that guilt-free dessert was the wrong defense strategy. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7553 Honest, when I said that crème brûlée should be illegal, I didn't know my date was a detective - his profile said "private dick," but I just thought that meant I'd get no pics! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7554 We had to take Champignons a la Phantom Thread off the menu. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7555 Others may consider a free pizza sufficient recompense.... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7556 I told you that you shouldn't name the restaurant Swinging Todd. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7557 But my guests will be expecting truffles. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7558 But on the bright-side, the other guys say we're having "fresh fish" tonight. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7559 That’s what you get for mansplaining. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7560 Honestly, wouldn't a file in a cake exhibit the same guilelessness that got you in here in the first place? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7561 '....what do you mean, its in the yeast....? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7562 You don’t serve pizza!! Only gruel what kind of place do you run here. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7563 I was hoping you would bring the cake. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7564 I TOLD YOU THE YELLOW COLORING IN YOUR EGG WHITES WAS TO BRIGHT !! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7565 You may be innocent but if Morrissey makes it through jury selection, your beef bourguignon will be murder. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7566 They found the freezer, they know what you’ve been using for meat. You’re gonna fry for this you sick fuck. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7567 You burned the brûlée - you burned the brûlée - what did you expect!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7568 It was the underdone chicken--I didn't for you to get sent back. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7569 I think they just now ate the clams. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7570 I can't smell the onion soup but I can see the evidence 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7571 Hail to the Chef. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7572 I'm sorry, but his crepes are just better... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7573 Please, Lorenzo. Every chef knows what "he wants it bloody" means, kale or no kale. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7574 Yes, the diet’s almost over. How are the carbohydrates? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7575 Add 1/4 tsp ground ginger, pour over recipe and bring to a simmer before serving. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7576 I warned you. I told you that jail me if I continued to serve that awful food you prepare. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7577 x 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7578 I preheated to 375 like you said and the moose burned. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7579 Oh ... "crêpe" makes a lot more sense. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7580 You just had to go ahead and out souffle Martha Stewart 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7581 Sure they failed to appreciate your masterpiece, but wasn't cyanide in their dessert overkill? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7582 You didn't clean out the frig, did you? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7583 Sounds dreadful. Anything you can do to spice it up? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7584 I never thought that serving red wine with fish would get me in here. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7585 Bad news, honey. Even Ruth Reichl thinks your Anguille alla Marchigiana is a crime against Nature. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7586 Ratatouille !!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7587 I suggest using the pressure coroner's 'very, very slow simmer' setting. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7588 Come on in, apply over there. The soup is fresh, Facebook can't find you... there are so many amazing Dreamers! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7589 It was the salmon mousse... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7590 How is your book about poisening people coming along? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7591 They take their name waaay too seriously... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7592 Don't forget to take the cake out of the oven in 20 minutes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7593 Sure, no-one can cook the books like you but you slipped up bad. You should have used more cognac. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7594 Your spicy meatballs stole the show, and you're taking the heat? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7595 Monsieur, we claim that the greatest culinary crimes were perpetrated by British chefs. Our law firm's London office provided irrefutable evidence for the jury. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7596 Do you take credit cards? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7597 Yes, on one occasion I did succumb To temptation and tasted a ham sandwich. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7598 You bake the cake. I'll take it from there. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7599 I still don’t get the buy-one-luggage -get-two-free deal. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7600 The sentence is baked in. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7601 I'm leaving you for Slim Pickens. He's got a new gig on Wagon Train. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7602 Hold the mayo. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7603 Your lobster bisque is worth waiting 5-10 years. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7604 No file in your store-bought cake. Remember, you are the baker in the family. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7605 Did you say proof or prove? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7606 can i get uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7607 I knew your desserts were evil... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7608 Oh Henry, thinking now it was obvious it was you the famous hennery serial killer. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7609 I warned you about using so much salt... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7610 So was it the Salmon Mousse? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7611 Okaido Ramen please 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7612 Your bail has been set at 500,000 sticks of butter. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7613 That pie was too grotesque, Jacques. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7614 Yes, Craig Claiborne send you his best wishes. Pity though, how you messed up on one of his recipes and ended up where you are. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7615 Sorry. I've met someone... it's, well, his use of spices. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7616 Everything was OK until they transferred me to accounting. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7617 I appreciate the Slow Food movement but 15-20 tears for the Chef’s Special seems excessive” 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7618 Innocent until proving guilty. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7619 No, I just want 2 chill. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7620 Yes, death by carob does strike me as cruel and unusual. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7621 I thought i read the recipe perfect! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7622 I need you to pull the cookies out of the oven. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7623 I told you something bad would happen if you over baked Gingerbread Men! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7624 I came as soon as the waiter announced the catch of the day. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7625 Turns out your Devil's Food Cake is criminally delicious. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7626 ...and we are filing another lawsuit because of the chocolate-covered ants. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7627 Twenty-four, twenty-four! Really? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7628 How difficult can it be to bake a file in a cake? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7629 No, not 'under a roast'. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7630 I told you it was criminal to overcook that steak 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7631 In 3 to 5, can I get the Chicken Parm? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7632 They found the books, and they’re way over-cooked. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7633 The soufflé didn't rise... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7634 We've decided on the buttercream. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7635 I can't find the receipe for filecake." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7636 Hi, just making sure your special is gluten free, dairy free, non-GMO, sugar-free, and organic. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7637 'Pardon', Monsieur? I hardly think so! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7638 I told you that chocolate sauce was a crime. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7639 The correction system IS inhumane. They don’t have fresh Truffles! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7640 It’s a salt for crying out loud! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7641 Yeah I don't think the file in the cake trick will work 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7642 Couldn’t by the old bakery could you, had to go for the fixer upper! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7643 If you don’t give them the strudel recipe, I’m toast. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7644 Crutons weren’t great bye me, but they are saying what you did with them was criminal. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7645 The fish is turning 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7646 Am I the one in prison? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7647 I smuggled a cake inside a shiv for you. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7648 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like mayo. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7649 Can you smell something burning? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7650 I thought you said you were a prisoner in the kitchen. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7651 On the bright side, it's sous vide. Shall I make gravy in a few days? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7652 They said your Pasta Fazool was really lacking. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7653 Do that . . . and I won’t tell them where you hid your yeast. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7654 Doctor, Baker, Fine Shoemaker, Wiseman, Madman, Taxman, Thief...... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7655 "got it - put file in cake but did you say 'leaven' slowly or fast-? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7656 Yeah sorry I checked again this morning... the Hamburglar still is the most searched food criminal. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7657 I think we can get meat knocked down to manslaughter. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7658 This will teach you to hide your gun in an upside down cake. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7659 Their on to us, forget the cake and file idea. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7660 Career training is great, but is the Pope is looking for a new chef? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7661 That looks like Russian dressing! Let’s wait for the baguette at 6:05. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7662 I'm sorry but I don't have enough Gelt to post bail. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7663 You're the chef! File or no, bake your own cake! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7664 The dogs are cold. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7665 „... Oh and make sure there’s enough onions in the soup! Harry doesn‘t like it if it tastes too bleak“ 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7666 It was just your basic slice-and-dice that got out of hand. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7667 You killed the soufflé and now you have 30 years left till the timer goes off. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7668 I told you not to add the cayenne pepper to that omelette! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7669 Cake? Where did you get the chocolate ganache? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7670 Darling, I spoke with the DA and yes, it is fact a crime to skewer Cuisse de grenouilles sur un baton and then skewer Chef Andre' . 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7671 What do you mean that you can't bake a cake with a file in it? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7672 Yes, but is there any way I can poison Grandad without getting caught? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7673 Now Martha, you really thought I suggested "crammed" in a half "cell"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7674 Don't worry about it. Fallen souffles can happen even to the best of crooks. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7675 Hold the pepperoni. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7676 I'm willing to drop the charges on the Baked Alaska, but not on the Soufflé you murdered... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7677 Yesterday I visited the Butcher and tomorrow I'm seeing the Candle Stick Maker. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7678 Stop whining ... I told you the 'escargots crus' was a bad idea. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7679 Did you give up your sous chef!? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7680 I told you Thomas Keller wasn't going to be happy. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7681 Oh honey, I know you were trying for Michelin 3-stars in there. May be start with 1-star first year? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7682 But you're guilty - it's baked in! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7683 We saw something, what do we say? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7684 He'd like a chocolate cake with 23 candles and a metal file baked inside. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7685 Why do you think he liked to remove their skins, Agent Starling?" asked Hannibal. Clarice replied, "it excites him––most serial killers like to keep some sort of trophy from their victim." "I didn't," he replied. "No," said Clarice, "you ate yours. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7686 I have five minutes and you give me this? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7687 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7688 They specifically told you to take the canoli Ronald! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7689 I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT BARGAIN PRICED FISH!!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7690 I’ve only got a dozen minutes to talk. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7691 Thank you for seeing me to discuss my son's diet. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7692 I asked for a 'file'.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7693 Darling, that file in the cake shtick is so passe. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7694 We gotta pasta you out of here 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7695 Just tell me where you put the sautoir. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7696 I want a divorce. Contenenral cuisine and criminal hijinx just don’t do it for me anymore. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7697 I told you that I am supposed to bring the cake and file thing, not you! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7698 And this is why you don't put too much Paprika in the Paprikash! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7699 He said take the cannoli, not bake it! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7700 So I served a Cornish Pasty instead of a Cornish Hen - Is that worth 10 years in the Chef's Pen? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7701 I don't like to complain but those bars seem to be more important to you than our bar! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7702 How many times do I have to tell you. It's the hat. It should be illegal. It IS illegal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7703 Is your arsenic parfait recipe guaranteed? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7704 You know the file I keep in the upper right hand drawer? That's the one. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7705 I miss you. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7706 I want to get you out, but your soufflé just doesn’t cut it anymore. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7707 Maybe we should get a family plan. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7708 What are you cooking up in there? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7709 I would Hard to believe they would trust you to be in charge of the kitchen! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7710 They were out of truffles. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7711 You need a knife to put in the cake? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7712 Did you know this is what they meant to be chopped? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7713 I tried the last recipe you suggested and it failed just like you! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7714 I'm sorry, I can't bring you any more files. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7715 I know I'm supposed to support you, but you did serve them steak medium well. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7716 Well Gary you dressing up as a cook doesn't justify serving a cold dish of killing your cheating husband. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7717 Yes, she was carpaccio to die for. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7718 Say 'good-bye' to the food police, and 'hello' to a healthier you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7719 Tell me: Are you behind the granola bars? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7720 Forget it, Jake. It's Flavortown. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7721 Just because you'r the cook doesn't mean my cake will be so tough you'll need a file to cut it! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7722 Yes darling I remember full well what you instructed me regarding the file in the cake 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7723 Seeing "Phantom Thread" with you was a mistake -- your mushroom specialty was not good for our relationship. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7724 If you're the Pope, get me a direct line to God. If you're a baker, get me a dozen half-baked rolls. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7725 Remind me, how many minutes for a soft boiled egg? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7726 Yes, the judge was a relative of the lobster... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7727 They 're saying you killed the Baron de Boeuf. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7728 Repent! Your turkey meatballs were a crime against humanity. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7729 I warned you about those ramps 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7730 They say I'll get parole with good flavor. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7731 Did you ever work at the automat? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7732 To stay open, we had to offer keto versions of all your specialties. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7733 Sorry Bob, I'd like to get you out of here, but I'm afraid you'll kill more of my turnips. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7734 I'm sorry, Martha. We can't substitute the conviction for the plea bargain. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7735 Okay, okay, I'll bring the recipe on my next visit. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7736 What do you mean: no saw, no sauce? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7737 Why did you beat up Bobby Flay? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7738 My order is to get you out 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7739 If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7740 What toque you so long to visit me Susan? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7741 You got that wrong. I'm supposed to do that 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7742 How fast does your car go when it's in neutral? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7743 You have fifteen minutes to give me your pecan pie recipe. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7744 It's troubles, not truffles, you be sauteing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7745 They’ll reduce it to 10 years with a guilty plea to distributing controled sub buns. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7746 I thought you knew two tablespoons of PB meant two tablespoons of peanut butter ... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7747 I didn't realize it was time to make the donuts! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7748 But you're the only one who can bake a saw into a cake. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7749 We could get away with the "file in the cake trick "a lot easier if you were sender rather than the recipient! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7750 Well I meant for you to bake me a cake as fast as you can, within reason 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7751 I am certain its the new AMTRAK CLUB CAR 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7752 I've had bigger. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7753 There ARE things you can do to stop the bullying. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7754 there's no way I can get that raplette dough spreader to you now! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7755 You could you lie about being gleuten free? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7756 Do you really want our children to see you like this? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7757 I am trying to raise the dough for your banana peel. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7758 i told you to stop baking cakes so good they should be illegal! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7759 the judge ruled that your recipe sucked! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7760 Well, she got away with it because they were blind! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7761 "You live in a cell. Why don't you have a cell phone? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7762 The icing was so good it was sinful...why didn't you just stop there? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7763 How many times did I tell you, never use a Butter Knife to slice and dice Kobe Beef? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7764 I'm sorry, I have to agree: that dish was a felony. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7765 Need me like you knead bread, load. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7766 Family recipe or not, no soup should ever be made with human blood. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7767 Someday I'll make you a homie cooked meal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7768 Geoffrey Zakarian called. You've been chopped. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7769 Maybe I should just order the cake with the file in it? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7770 Attention subway riders : eating in the car is permitted. Eating the car is not 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7771 So... you were put in jail for Marinara Murder? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7772 And if you EVER say that I look like Elvis again in public........ 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7773 I warned you about serving that runny risotto. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7774 It's the hat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7775 I shouldn't told you that another fusion restaurant might violate a nonproliferation agreement. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7776 Can I have kale instead ? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7777 I thought I told you not to use the poison 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7778 Could you return my emery board to me? Just put it in a cake. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7779 No, Mother, I do not need help preparing dinner. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7780 Well, this is what you get for forging a "Bocuse". 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7781 Your lawyer says you'll be out after baking at 350 degrees for one hour. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7782 The pie is getting cold. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7783 My customer said hit me with a steak. Throw some pepper to. So thats exactly what I did and I end up in jail with a waste of the best steak I ever made 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7784 Remember, don't cook your cellmates even though they look delicious. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7785 "Sub-liminal" advertising, obviously 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7786 Don't worry. Your buns were always too flat to be good. They're more like biscuits. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7787 The detective said your food-poisoning killed the whole Wedding Party and you will spend the rest of your life in Federal Prison! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
7788 I waited until lunch. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
7789 What do you mean it's the donut's fault? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7790 When anyone asks, I just say that you were skewered. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7791 I told you: three eggs, not four 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7792 Cut the toque. I’m dying of hunger. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7793 ya..but will it be served hot? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7794 ‘BAKER ONE to BAKER TWO.... OVEN!’ 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7795 I can’t find the cannabinol. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7796 I just don't know what to do with the damn truffles Alphonse! Just don't know what to do! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7797 I couldn't find your cake recipe. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7798 Those days will come soon. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7799 Please throw in a little extra sizzle for old times sake. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7800 I told you adding ghost peppers carry a five year sentence. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7801 I like your dress but I hate to say 'I love you'. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7802 Now I think i got it-----add two teaspoons butter and mix with one cup of flower 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7803 Peeping Tom?! When you said "peking duck", I thought you meant work! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7804 I told you that chicken dish was bad. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7805 Don't expect me to put any money on you winning the cook-off—unless it involves books. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7806 Perhaps you think I'm deaf, but this is no way to order a meal from a chef. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7807 Honey maybe its time you stop fixating on the braised ramp garnish, and focus on the shank. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7808 Looks like you're still in it 24/7 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7809 I told you not to beat the eggs and whip the cream. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7810 All I’m saying is, the eggs took the money and ran. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7811 Again with the identity fraud, Tony!! Your name's not "Marcello" for making your brother's red sauce! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7812 So, you shouldn't have stabbed her. Now your sent "up the river" to fry. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7813 Yes, There is a rumor about a Trump Tower in Council Bluffs. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7814 'I'm trying to get into the soul food window.' 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7815 It wasn’t my fault, the hors d'oeuvred it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7816 Orange is the new toque. Why isn't orange the new white? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7817 You were lucky, if your soufflé hadn't of risen you might of got another 5 years. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7818 Sorry, no pardon. You served vegan. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7819 He takes me diners and drive-ins. You refused to set foot in a dive. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7820 You toque it too far this thyme. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7821 Your soufflé was criminal. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7822 It's his last meal, and he was always crazy for stir-fried cuisine. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7823 I burned the creme brûlée again. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7824 No. No I did not use the farro. I threw the farro away. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7825 Sneaking in one of my cupcakes in the bake-off was a dumb idea. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7826 I want to forgive you but the pain is still raw. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7827 Yeh, sure, I’ve got some dough in my purse if you need it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7828 Their saying the soufflé was a crime. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7829 The peppers were mild, I swear!!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7830 I told them we didn’t have any gluten-free options 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7831 I thought it was you wanted out of our marriage but it was only food poisoning. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7832 If you run into a problem, please contact me by email. I don't always answer the phone. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7833 Let's meet at my office for lunch next week. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7834 I warned you not to murder the soufflé. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7835 Meanwhile in Zürich: "I've always hated your Lobster Thermidor, Claude." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7836 You should have made the cake for that gluten free couple. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7837 And how much flour? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7838 I cook it at 350 instead of 325. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7839 It's Morty the Butcher. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7840 My lawyers says my goose is cooked. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7841 Do I sauté the onions? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7842 So that's why they call it hip hop. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7843 Are you Victor? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7844 Don't take this personal but.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7845 Oh... I thought you said they were going Sous you. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7846 Busted! I thought you said you were competing on “Chopped” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7847 They won’t let me bring a cake stand in for you. Or a bread slicer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7848 I won’t smuggle anymore golden raisins. Zagat’s gave your pruno a 2.5. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7849 Is the kitchen locked up too? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7850 It seems to have lost its way. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7851 They asked if I knew you? I played dumb, but they asked me three times. They even knew your address. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7852 It’s not what it looks like.! Unless you knew about Bubba and the chef fetish? I 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7853 There is no cartoon 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7854 Okay now touch it with your finger and taste it. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7855 Hold the onions, the garlic, and stop being so distant. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7856 I know eet was feesh, but we had no more red wine. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7857 Ralph, I'm begging you for that General Tsao Chicken recipe... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7858 You know hon, beating up Aunt Gladys because she only gave you 1 star on Yelp is not the best way to build our business... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7859 I brought some fila dough for your next culinary escapade. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7860 I TOLD you they would find the strychnine in the body! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7861 Don’t cry. I didn’t mean to eat leftovers.a 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7862 Sorry, you won’t get any help from the mirepoix this time. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7863 And you can forget about a good crêpe. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7864 And when you come home, I’ll have the veal. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7865 Was it the out of date rutabaga? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7866 I'm sorry I swore your souffle was a crime. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7867 The judge says you'll serve 4 to 20 for baking the boys, naughty or not. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7868 What is the worst item on your menu? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7869 Before I do anything stupid, there's one thing I need to know. Do you serve desserts? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7870 I get that we should also have some fun and indulge... but the guys took that TOO far in their own behavior. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
7871 If anything, this should teach you that you can't have your cake and eat it too." "It's over now, Laura; no need to speak in code. I'll stop getting baked on my own supply. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7872 They said you'll have to simmer until boiling. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7873 I told you not to shoplift that Michelin star. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7874 I can'y believe you a roasted arrest. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7875 I—I'm so sorry Jacques. It wasn't the Krabby Patty formula . 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7876 They make it all without fresh air. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7877 It will all be over soon honey. I'm heading to the store now to pick up mouse traps. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7878 On my next visit, can you get me an autograph from "The Cake Boss?" 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7879 Woman says “I told you to serve the filet mignon, not the filet mig jon!” 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7880 Pete Wells’ widow stopped by the other day. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7881 He tweeted What about you? But you kept notes? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7882 I said you shouldn't call them "Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies". 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7883 You have to understand, dear, that my incarceration is difficult for both of us. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7884 I told you, dear. You never should have taken the Iron Chef challenge where the secret ingredient was books. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7885 Your cake minus the file will be ready for pickup upon your next visit 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7886 I'll have the special, medium rare. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7887 I told you putting files in cakes was a bad idea. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7888 The restaurant says you're the cook that spoiled the soup. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7889 It’s not just your beef stroganoff….. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7890 (L)(G)(B)(T)(Q)(2)(SC). All I see when I look in the mirror is a shaven chef. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7891 If you bake the cake, I'll bring the file. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7892 Chefs wife : “Once you’re out of here; we should put your new skills to use by opening a restaurant featuring GastroPrison Cuisine. “ 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7893 I know you enjoy working in a vacuum, but this is ridiculous! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7894 But I told you to put the recipe in the file! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7895 This looks like the line for Rye. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7896 I bet it's going to Sandwich. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7897 You don't look so good in orange. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7898 Hopefully you will be out in 2020. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7899 I'm planning up a new cook. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7900 Yes, that's right. I want my final meal to be a can of soup; the generic kind. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7901 I'm happy you have goals but I don't think the Michelin people are going to visit here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7902 So what I'm hearing is the upside is you culinary knife experience? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7903 Is this the Automat? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7904 I’m sorry Chef. The Cake didn’t make it through security. Fondant cracked like a little batch. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7905 You don't need to sneak the hacksaw out" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7906 Yes... Yes, I already tried olive oil... The San Marzanos just aren't going to fit! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7907 We guarantee our food is organic and germ free. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7908 You sound like you are on Mars. I thought you said 'file the recipe'. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7909 I never knew they let inmates give the "lethal injestion" 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7910 Let’s take the next one — this goes straight to your waist. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7911 I’m torn on how my trainer would feel about this. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7912 For once, the subway is on time! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7913 How my kids see me. Maybe I need new glasses. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7914 Walter, why didn't you listen? I told you that overcooking that Prime Rib would be a crime! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7915 Stand clear of the hoagie doors 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
7916 I'm afraid the butler didn't do it. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
7917 wait...your dealing fugu aren't you? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
7918 You knew your lifestyle was a recipe for disaster. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
7919 No, I'M baking the cake with the 'you know what' inside. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
7920 I guess that you should have read your “Chopped” release form more carefully 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
7921 They say I’m in here 8-10. Well, a little less if you like it rare. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
7922 I'm sorry Pierre, but the lamb shanks really were criminal. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
7923 Do you want me to hide the files? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
7924 That sure was a stupid scheme you cooked up 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7925 What am I suppose to tell the sous chef? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
7926 Love, me thinks you’re cooked. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
7927 Ok. You want to place a take-out order. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
7928 It doesn't look good. They said at least ten to fifteen, depending on elevation. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
7929 Henri-I could care less about your heavily tattooed cell mate. where the heck did you leave the egg white separator? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
7930 You should have thought about that when you let a rat control you and your whole restaurant. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
7931 If the souffle finally rises, we can appeal. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
7932 Did you get promotion? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7933 I had to pawn the prooving drawer for your defense... 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
7934 He went for teh salt shaker, I had no choice 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
7935 You're the one who knows how to bake the cake to hide the weapon. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
7936 The pastry did not puff, over...copy? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
7937 I don't think they will fall for the old 'file with a cake hidden inside of it' trick. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
7938 I think I got you a good deal; they'll knock the charges down to a single count of loitering with the intent to overtorch a creme brulee. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
7939 Mirror mirror on the wall, make me a baker man if you can 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
7940 Where’s my cake? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
7941 Too obvious. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
7942 Listen: your béchamel was to die for! And now you will. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
7943 Sorry to hear about the hunger strike, but Gordon said he isn't available until April. I said to die FOR! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7944 I think your mood might improve if you look for the special cake in the filing cabinet. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
7945 Does the crosstown subway run all day? Doodah. Doodah. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0