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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He really did appoint Chris Christie as Secretary of Transportation. 1.8666 0.01054 6051 2492 1874 1685
1 We can take this and transfer to the BLT at 42nd 1.8653 0.01277 3906 1542 1348 1016
2 You rarely see heroes in the subway anymore 1.8637 0.01329 3507 1358 1269 880
3 Next stop, New Deli. 1.8537 0.01274 3808 1495 1375 938
4 Why does everything look like food when I am on a diet? 1.8489 0.01019 6153 2502 2079 1572
5 Let’s wait for the next train. Something’s not kosher with this one. 1.8392 0.01328 3259 1240 1303 716
6 I think we're at the wrong Subway 1.8331 0.01728 2139 891 714 534
7 I’m just relieved Subway outbid Trojan. 1.8323 0.01090 5915 2657 1593 1665
8 You realize you’ve just wasted your last wish, don’t you? 1.8236 0.01044 5874 2489 1932 1453
9 Budget cuts, service cuts, now, cold cuts? 1.8111 0.01006 5933 2447 2160 1326
10 Let's catch the next one. I hate being sandwiched in. 1.8047 0.01677 2130 886 774 470
11 I don't care, it's on time and we're taking it. 1.8013 0.01032 5565 2311 2049 1205
12 Next stop is the Mayo Clinic. 1.7956 0.01058 5597 2442 1857 1298
13 It's on time but it's not what I ordered 1.7948 0.01278 3304 1300 1382 622
14 What's next? The gravy train? 1.7943 0.01327 3535 1539 1184 812
15 If it touches the third rail it's toasted 1.7842 0.01641 2155 908 804 443
16 Let's wait for the club car. 1.7749 0.01132 4612 1999 1652 961
17 I'm going to need a moment to digest this. 1.7708 0.01067 4891 2050 1912 929
18 It looks packed. Let's wait for the BLT. 1.7707 0.01355 3249 1427 1140 682
19 If it touches the third rail it's toasted 1.7703 0.01039 5520 2424 1940 1156
20 They did say it would take a hero to fix the MTA... 1.7584 0.01150 4723 2183 1498 1042
21 No, dear, that's the 12. We want the six. 1.7444 0.01134 4581 2084 1584 913
22 Should we take this one or wait for the BLT? 1.7375 0.01162 4374 2016 1490 868
23 The sign did say subway. 1.7347 0.01714 1979 907 690 382
24 This is inbound. Trust me, you don't want to see outbound. 1.7344 0.01509 2828 1386 807 635
25 The regular train broke down so they had to bring in a sub. 1.7341 0.01253 3798 1771 1266 761
26 I thought we had a ticket to rye. 1.7312 0.01215 4022 1880 1343 799
27 Yes, dear, it's a chew chew train. 1.7232 0.01141 4649 2227 1482 940
28 It's packed. Let's hail a taco. 1.7147 0.01251 3827 1847 1225 755
29 I think we're at the wrong Subway 1.7118 0.01434 2894 1398 932 564
30 We must have read the map wrong. Looks like we're on the digestive track. 1.7100 0.01235 3907 1894 1252 761
31 Let's wait. There's a vegan option directly behind this one. 1.7081 0.01440 2597 1189 977 431
32 Does 'If You See Something, Say Something' apply here? 1.7032 0.01839 1799 893 547 359
33 Wanna take this or wait for the lo-cal? 1.6969 0.01745 1894 920 628 346
34 And at that moment, Natalie used the word 'literally' correctly for the first time. 1.6934 0.01244 4015 2052 1142 821
35 Looks like the president has moved on to infrastructure. 1.6934 0.01322 3594 1848 1000 746
36 It's final destination is what worries me. 1.6859 0.01555 2413 1202 767 444
37 If you say, "Lettuce in," one more time... 1.6811 0.01598 2245 1115 731 399
38 I love this city. If you miss a visual metaphor another will be along in five minutes. 1.6748 0.01402 2835 1400 957 478
39 It's either this or hail a cabbage. 1.6723 0.01300 3528 1819 1046 663
40 You did say it would take a hero to fix the MTA.... 1.6702 0.01358 3199 1645 964 590
41 Let’s wait for the next one. I hate being sandwiched in. 1.6702 0.01485 2468 1213 856 399
42 I’m trying to avoid fast food. 1.6688 0.01590 2171 1074 742 355
43 Let’s catch the next one. This one’s got everything on it. 1.6685 0.01226 3629 1790 1252 587
44 Don't call it a hoagie or they'll know you're a tourist. 1.6523 0.01458 2511 1258 868 385
45 Not that one. It's loaded with transit fats. 1.6487 0.01344 3200 1684 956 560
46 That explains the rats. 1.6471 0.01684 1958 1011 627 320
47 If that’s the sub car, let’s get out of here before the bullet train arrives. 1.6381 0.01589 2368 1291 643 434
48 This whole product placement advertising thing is getting out of control. 1.6377 0.01663 1968 1021 639 308
49 You're sure he said to take the BLT to Brooklyn? 1.6366 0.01671 1987 1043 623 321
50 After 9 rides, the 10th one is free! 1.6360 0.01926 1426 731 483 212
51 Wait for the vegetarian, it's less crowded. 1.6231 0.01556 2303 1239 693 371
52 Next stop--the Mayo Clinic! 1.6224 0.01651 2095 1143 600 352
53 Oh good, a dining car. 1.6216 0.01631 2011 1062 648 301
54 Let's take the next train. I just ate. 1.6191 0.01603 2145 1155 652 338
55 Let's wait for the gravy train. 1.6182 0.01667 2111 1176 565 370
56 We finally found the sub-station. 1.6163 0.01642 1991 1063 629 299
57 Did you know that the B, L, and T lines had merged? 1.6149 0.01838 1615 871 495 249
58 Let’s wait. This one looks a little seedy. 1.6106 0.01872 1451 761 494 196
59 I love the new meds we are taking! 1.6097 0.02044 1399 788 369 242
60 No, lets wait for one with no mayo. 1.6089 0.03017 583 313 185 85
61 I'm gonna wait for one without onions. 1.6079 0.01707 1780 947 584 249
62 Impressive, yep. But you should see the station in Hamburg. 1.6059 0.01785 1690 919 518 253
63 Chris Christie must be in town again 1.6055 0.01874 1696 971 423 302
64 I've got a ticket to Rye. 1.6048 0.01895 1465 789 466 210
65 That's the white bread to the Upper East Side. We want to the whole wheat to Brooklyn. 1.6024 0.01936 1514 850 416 248
66 I love what they've done with the club car. 1.6013 0.01917 1407 756 456 195
67 This isn't what I meant when I said "Let's take a Subway home." 1.6009 0.01831 1576 856 493 227
68 And somehow, it still smells like urine. 1.5979 0.02078 1425 840 318 267
69 I expect the next one will be a whopper. 1.5971 0.01836 1504 806 498 200
70 This happens all the time in New York; someone falls on the tracks, then someone else becomes a big hero. 1.5946 0.01963 1406 781 414 211
71 Let's wait, this doesn't look kosher. 1.5927 0.01918 1392 755 449 188
72 Siri, I meant the closest subway train. 1.5892 0.02034 1295 722 383 190
73 I heard there were delays on the BLT. 1.5863 0.02088 1269 722 350 197
74 That's the BLT. The IRT comes in three minutes. 1.5855 0.02090 1252 709 353 190
75 No, wait. This is going to Philly. 1.5850 0.02055 1253 699 375 179
76 I knew Cuomo's MTA improvement plan was bologna. 1.5826 0.02118 1205 682 344 179
77 Let's wait for the BLT. 1.5807 0.02179 1183 684 311 188
78 Just be glad we're not in Philadelphia. 1.5807 0.02166 1183 680 319 184
79 So it's true - a hero really did jump onto the tracks this morning. 1.5795 0.02182 1151 659 317 175
80 They did say to expect delis. 1.5793 0.02208 1148 664 303 181
81 That's not going to help the rat problem. 1.5752 0.02264 1097 640 283 174
82 When did New York get so literal? 1.5741 0.02258 1066 613 294 159
83 They say the first week of Atkins is always the toughest. 1.5741 0.02223 1080 616 308 156
84 That's the BLT, we want the BMT. 1.5738 0.02209 1077 610 316 151
85 Let's wait. I think the 4:17 comes with fries and a pickle. 1.5707 0.02312 1018 589 277 152
86 Now, that's fast food! 1.5704 0.02213 1008 558 325 125
87 I hate to state the obvious, but this is the wrong subway 1.5697 0.02350 1011 593 260 158
88 Stand clear of the closing dough. 1.5692 0.02306 1005 578 282 145
89 The first 5 days without gluten are always the hardest. 1.5691 0.02344 998 581 266 151
90 This is a substation? 1.5668 0.02337 981 567 272 142
91 OK, in this case you may use the word "literally." 1.5654 0.02380 941 544 262 135
92 Is this the IRT or the BLT? 1.5649 0.02336 947 540 279 128
93 Let's wait for one that doesn't have everything on it. 1.5630 0.02361 929 532 271 126
94 Of course it is fast food. This is the express line. 1.5624 0.02381 914 524 266 124
95 Are you sure this is the lo-cal? 1.5619 0.02423 913 532 249 132
96 Look, the new line from Philly is in. 1.5611 0.02336 900 505 285 110
97 That’s not ours honey, that’s the twelve.Ours is the six. 1.5601 0.02383 882 500 270 112
98 Wait. The next one might come with pickles. 1.5590 0.02356 882 496 279 107
99 That's the pastrami to Rye. 1.5578 0.02513 857 505 226 126
100 Happens a lot in New York; someone falls on the tracks, then instantly someone else turns into a hero. 1.5574 0.02478 863 504 237 122
101 You take 9 rides and get the 10th for free. 1.5557 0.02373 835 464 278 93
102 Did you ask Alexa for Subway again? 1.5485 0.02616 784 467 204 113
103 Yep...this is Philly.... 1.5482 0.02609 757 443 213 101
104 Let's wait for the next train. I don't feel like getting sandwiched in. 1.5479 0.02622 772 458 205 109
105 Because the joke doesn’t work, darling, if you call it a hoagie. 1.5476 0.02609 767 452 210 105
106 I guess we missed the lo-cal. 1.5466 0.02552 761 439 228 94
107 Something isn’t Kosher 1.5464 0.02542 754 432 232 90
108 I would have preferred the gravy train. 1.5464 0.02664 754 450 196 108
109 Due to subway maintenance, B, L, and T trains are experience severe delis. 1.5451 0.02697 754 456 185 113
110 I'm not that hungry......let's take the croissant town bus instead. 1.5451 0.02677 754 453 191 110
111 They asked if I wanted it to go. 1.5436 0.02551 734 419 231 84
112 It's hard to get anywhere in this city; the main arteries are always clogged. 1.5420 0.02727 727 439 182 106
113 This subway is headed to DC. It's full of bologna. 1.5402 0.02781 709 432 171 106
114 That one only goes to Little Italy. 1.5392 0.02648 701 408 208 85
115 Let’s wait. This one looks a little seedy. 1.5390 0.02643 692 400 211 81
116 Let's wait for the next one; this one's stuffed. 1.5390 0.02698 692 407 197 88
117 New improved subway??? I say it's the same old baloney. 1.5380 0.02729 684 405 190 89
118 Well you have to admit, it has never smelled this good down here. 1.5358 0.02564 670 375 231 64
119 I'll just eat on the train. 1.5349 0.02731 673 398 190 85
120 It’s more amazing that it arrived on schedule. 1.5344 0.02747 668 396 187 85
121 It's the BLT line 1.5334 0.02694 658 382 201 75
122 It only runs on the digestive track. 1.5323 0.02796 650 388 178 84
123 Wait for the next one- I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.5321 0.02709 639 369 200 70
124 Is this the lo-cal? 1.5321 0.02833 639 383 172 84
125 The sign clearly said SUBWAY. 1.5319 0.02767 643 379 186 78
126 It's not what I ordered, but it's on time. 1.5297 0.02751 623 362 192 69
127 This is what happens when you put tariffs on Chinese steel. 1.5296 0.02943 625 385 149 91
128 Do you have your ticket to Rye? 1.5287 0.02844 628 377 170 81
129 Nope, that's not ours. It's got mayonnaise. 1.5285 0.02787 615 360 185 70
130 I think that's the old BLT line. 1.5278 0.02863 612 366 169 77
131 I ordered it to go. 1.5278 0.02787 612 358 185 69
132 They say each car is made fresh daily. 1.5275 0.02700 618 354 202 62
133 I get the subway pun, but mostly I'm just worried that there's a giant train in the sandwich shop right now. 1.5261 0.02925 595 359 159 77
134 If this were a New Yorker cartoon, there wouldn't be a caption. 1.5261 0.03103 595 378 121 96
135 No, that’s not us - we want the BLT line. 1.5259 0.02900 599 360 163 76
136 You wanna take this one - or wait for the BLT? 1.5259 0.03004 599 371 141 87
137 I miss the old subway. 1.5255 0.02795 607 356 183 68
138 This must be the new sub station we've been hearing about. 1.5253 0.02810 594 347 182 65
139 It's not the hero New York wants, but it's the hero New York needs. 1.5252 0.02773 596 345 189 62
140 Well, this is redundant. 1.5250 0.02973 600 369 147 84
141 I miss the days when the B, L, and T ran on separate lines. 1.5225 0.02867 578 341 172 65
142 We're finally going to rub elbows with the upper crust. 1.5222 0.02818 586 343 180 63
143 Wait, something doesn't feel Kosher. 1.5218 0.02886 573 339 169 65
144 The local broke down so they brought in a sub. 1.5218 0.02969 573 347 153 73
145 You go ahead. I'm waiting for the pastrami on Rye 1.5218 0.02928 573 343 161 69
146 Oh, right! Here in London you ask how to get to the Tube, not the subway. 1.5215 0.03008 581 358 143 80
147 Let's wait for the 12 inch. There's more room. 1.5204 0.02895 565 334 168 63
148 I said I wanted a sandwich to eat on the ride home, not a ride to eat on the sandwich home. 1.5196 0.03032 560 343 143 74
149 Well at least it's on time. 1.5195 0.02855 564 330 175 59
150 Yes, but at least it's on time. 1.5195 0.02777 564 323 189 52
151 You would think this city would know the difference between literally and figuratively. 1.5181 0.03033 552 337 144 71
152 I swear to God if I feel another salami pressed up on me today... 1.5181 0.02967 552 331 156 65
153 Let's wait for the next car.  I don't like feeling so sandwiched in. 1.5176 0.02986 539 322 155 62
154 Hurry, we need to ketchup so they will lettuce on. 1.5174 0.03108 547 340 131 76
155 I’ve heard these are built in New Deli. 1.5171 0.02988 555 336 151 68
156 Gee, I was hoping for the gravy train! 1.5171 0.02970 557 336 154 67
157 You go, I’ll take the Reuben. 1.5165 0.02969 546 327 156 63
158 We can eat on the train. 1.5149 0.02964 536 319 158 59
159 Huh. I always thought the name was ironic. 1.5124 0.03006 523 313 152 58
160 Not this one. We want the gravy train. 1.5124 0.03264 525 337 107 81
161 I guess Subway's new ad campaign is really on track. 1.5117 0.03053 512 308 146 58
162 The Grinder goes to Connecticut. If we want Philly, we take the Hoagie. 1.5116 0.02948 516 303 162 51
163 I tell you Madge, ever since this diet I see food everywhere. 1.5109 0.03145 503 308 133 62
164 You’ll want to switch to the BLT at Times Square. 1.5107 0.03099 513 313 138 62
165 We're on the wrong platform. We need the B, L or T trains. 1.5107 0.03074 513 311 142 60
166 5 more rides and we get a free one. 1.5106 0.03015 521 313 150 58
167 Great. We can eat on the way. 1.5098 0.03007 508 302 153 53
168 It's still better than the Panda Express. 1.5098 0.03121 508 311 135 62
169 Nope not ours. I said hold the mustard. 1.5098 0.03007 508 302 153 53
170 It looks full. 1.5097 0.03011 516 309 151 56
171 Let's ride in the club car. 1.5080 0.03082 500 302 142 56
172 That's Hamtrak. We want the BLT line. 1.5080 0.03162 502 310 129 63
173 That must be the train to Philly. 1.5080 0.03261 502 318 113 71
174 We want the BMT, not the BLT. 1.5080 0.03060 502 302 145 55
175 Wow, that's a surprise: It's on time and it's fresh! 1.5071 0.03114 493 299 138 56
176 You should see the rat that dragged it here. 1.5071 0.03321 495 317 105 73
177 This is my tenth ride, so the next one is free. 1.5061 0.03243 488 305 119 64
178 No, we're going to Rye. 1.5061 0.03168 490 301 130 59
179 ...it was then that New Yorkers realized the long-touted infrastructure bill was drafted too hastily. 1.5033 0.03373 461 292 106 63
180 That would be clever in New York, but this is London. 1.5021 0.03359 466 296 106 64
181 Is that the club car? 1.5021 0.03170 470 286 132 52
182 Ok, see now you can say "literally". 1.5021 0.03244 472 293 121 58
183 I can't believe they named an entire transportation system after a sandwich! 1.5021 0.03230 472 292 123 57
184 Our subway is here. 1.5011 0.03288 461 287 117 57
185 Their advertising’s getting out of hand. 1.5011 0.03096 461 274 143 44
186 So they finally opened the B.L.T line... 1.5011 0.03274 461 286 119 56
187 The very last train will be vegan, I´m telling you. 1.5000 0.03156 470 286 133 51
188 They said we'd need a hero to fix the MTA... 1.5000 0.03286 456 283 118 55
189 Everything is so literal in this city. 1.4989 0.03270 459 285 119 55
190 Do you think we can get it to-go? 1.4989 0.03176 457 277 132 48
191 If you see something, say something 1.4966 0.03350 447 281 110 56
192 This must be the special. 1.4966 0.03290 447 277 118 52
193 I told you it would be worth the wait. 1.4966 0.03144 445 266 137 42
194 Not only is it ten minutes late, but they forgot the pickles! 1.4955 0.03255 442 271 123 48
195 I say we take it. Because the #2 and #3 combos never arrive on time. 1.4943 0.03207 439 266 129 44
196 Now that's what I call fast food 1.4943 0.03135 437 260 138 39
197 Looks like Trump fired the Secretary of Transportation. 1.4931 0.03515 432 280 91 61
198 We take this subway one stop and transfer to the BLT. 1.4931 0.03453 432 276 99 57
199 The Vegan is always less crowded. 1.4931 0.03261 432 264 123 45
200 I told you the subway improvements were a bunch of bologna. 1.4931 0.03358 432 270 111 51
201 That's the BLT, we want the BMT. 1.4929 0.03283 422 257 122 43
202 Thanks, but I think I will wait for the Gravy Train 1.4919 0.03505 431 279 92 60
203 I ordered it to go. 1.4918 0.03176 429 257 133 39
204 Now you know why they call it "Subway." 1.4918 0.03322 427 264 116 47
205 Hold on a sec...it’s a local. Let’s wait for the Panda Express 1.4918 0.03338 427 265 114 48
206 Let's see what's on the next one. 1.4918 0.03420 427 270 104 53
207 I get it, Larry. It's just not funny! 1.4918 0.03371 427 267 110 50
208 Pardon me, boy, but is that the Chattanooga Chew Chew? 1.4915 0.03519 411 262 96 53
209 I want it to go. 1.4905 0.03466 422 269 99 54
210 Going to a sub contractor was a bad idea. 1.4905 0.03434 422 267 103 52
211 It smells a lot better than the usual subway. 1.4905 0.03384 422 264 109 49
212 We’re late, and I’m hungry. Let’s take it. 1.4905 0.03231 422 255 127 40
213 Looks like this one's fully loaded. 1.4905 0.03178 422 252 133 37
214 You told me it was just a metaphor. 1.4893 0.03288 421 258 120 43
215 We want the BMT, not the BLT. 1.4893 0.03282 419 256 121 42
216 This is the hoagie to Little Italy. We want the hot dog to Coney Island. 1.4892 0.03514 417 268 94 55
217 We can take it to Times Square and grab a cross-town bagel. 1.4892 0.03397 417 261 108 48
218 It’s usually jam-packed. 1.4892 0.03241 417 252 126 39
219 That's not the one. We need the BLT line. 1.4892 0.03270 415 252 123 40
220 Mind waiting for a gluten free car? 1.4891 0.03293 411 250 121 40
221 At this time of day, it's always overstuffed. 1.4879 0.03258 414 251 124 39
222 Let's take the #9; it departs later but it comes with fries and and a drink. 1.4879 0.03466 414 263 100 51
223 Finally, a club car! 1.4879 0.03432 414 261 104 49
224 It is on time, but is it fresh? 1.4866 0.03268 409 248 123 38
225 This is the wrong subway. 1.4863 0.03603 401 260 87 54
226 I'd hate to see the rat that pulled that thing down the stairs. 1.4852 0.03586 406 264 87 55
227 Take The Ham Sub to 42nd Street and then change to a BLT. 1.4850 0.03450 400 251 104 45
228 A train that arrived on time! My hero. 1.4823 0.03456 396 249 103 44
229 Let's wait for the New Deli Express. 1.4822 0.03356 394 242 114 38
230 I liked it better when Transportation and Agriculture were separate agencies. 1.4822 0.03543 394 252 94 48
231 You sit next to the jalapeño this time. 1.4807 0.03558 389 249 93 47
232 That one looks kind of seedy. 1.4807 0.03426 389 242 107 40
233 Let's see...genoa salami--yes, this one goes to Little Italy. 1.4806 0.03360 387 237 114 36
234 This is where the B, L, and T lines converge. 1.4795 0.03419 390 243 107 40
235 Did you see the size of the rat dragging this sucker? 1.4791 0.03645 382 248 85 49
236 This one looks a little seedy. Let's wait for the next one. 1.4791 0.03431 382 237 107 38
237 Let's wait. The BLT arrives in five minutes. 1.4788 0.03457 378 235 105 38
238 Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4786 0.03645 374 241 87 46
239 Let's wait for the 2:15 bagel. 1.4786 0.03337 374 226 117 31
240 I assume that’s the dining car. 1.4786 0.03504 374 234 101 39
241 The train's pretty full - do you think they'll lettuce in? 1.4775 0.03544 377 239 96 42
242 Last time I took this one I ended up in a pretty big pickle. 1.4775 0.03402 377 232 110 35
243 Try not to look surprised. You're a New Yorker! 1.4775 0.03484 377 236 102 39
244 I’m glad we don’t have a bullet train. 1.4775 0.03700 377 247 80 50
245 No matter how you slice it, we're going to be late. 1.4763 0.03403 380 235 109 36
246 Now that's what I call a club car! 1.4763 0.03444 380 237 105 38
247 I thought you were misusing the word ‘literally’again. 1.4759 0.03484 374 234 102 38
248 IRT, BLT... as long as it gets us there. 1.4759 0.03463 374 233 104 37
249 Think we can sandwich in? 1.4758 0.03599 372 238 91 43
250 May be a grinder where you come from, but here it’s definitely a sub. 1.4758 0.03599 372 238 91 43
251 What's next? Actual cookies in our computers? 1.4757 0.03614 370 237 90 43
252 It all started when someone released a baby sandwich down here in the 80's. 1.4757 0.03674 370 240 84 46
253 Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga chew chew? 1.4757 0.03654 370 239 86 45
254 I think that's the train to Little Italy 1.4755 0.03330 368 222 117 29
255 They say the engineer was an Italian war hero. 1.4755 0.03546 368 232 97 39
256 That's the Express. We need the Lo-cal. 1.4747 0.03617 375 242 88 45
257 Let's wait for the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.4747 0.03477 375 235 102 38
258 That's the express to Little Italy. An egg roll will be by in a few minutes to take us to Chinatown. 1.4747 0.03538 375 238 96 41
259 Don’t complain. If this was London we’d have to ride the Bangers and Mash. 1.4741 0.03573 367 233 94 40
260 This is exactly what happens when rats are able to lobby Congress. 1.4741 0.03573 367 233 94 40
261 I told you those brownies were amazing! 1.4741 0.03736 367 241 78 48
262 I hate being sandwiched in with strangers. 1.4738 0.03538 363 228 98 37
263 I told you this was the Subway stop. 1.4738 0.03538 363 228 98 37
264 Surprise ! Meals on Wheels !! 1.4738 0.03665 363 234 86 43
265 So then my therapist says, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." 1.4738 0.03560 363 229 96 38
266 So I was telling Judith that the hardest part of dieting is that food is absolutely everywhere. 1.4738 0.03581 363 230 94 39
267 My hero has finally arrived. 1.4724 0.03672 362 234 85 43
268 At least we won't feel like sardines. 1.4724 0.03609 362 231 91 40
269 No, that's the 6:00 hoagie to Philly, we want the 6:00 grinder to Boston. 1.4719 0.03802 356 235 74 47
270 That must be the train to Philly. 1.4719 0.03697 356 230 84 42
271 Call the Mayo Clinic. 1.4704 0.03789 355 234 75 46
272 Looks like we’re going to be sandwiched in again. 1.4704 0.03551 355 223 97 35
273 I take this train on a deli basis 1.4701 0.03603 351 222 93 36
274 Looks like your diet's about to go off the rails. 1.4701 0.03557 351 220 97 34
275 It's not even rush hour, and everyone's still sandwiched in. 1.4701 0.03779 351 230 77 44
276 I told you before. The 12-inch goes to Brooklyn. It's the 6-inch that goes to Queens. 1.4701 0.03534 351 219 99 33
277 Hence, the name. 1.4701 0.03692 351 226 85 40
278 Does this line stop at the Mayo Clinic? 1.4693 0.03638 358 230 88 40
279 Must be the dining car. 1.4686 0.03587 350 221 94 35
280 I think it's New York City's version of 'Meals on Wheels'. 1.4682 0.03640 346 220 90 36
281 Privatizing the subway system was a bad idea. 1.4682 0.03663 346 221 88 37
282 There's your proof. Now will you stop calling them "hoagies"? 1.4680 0.03769 344 224 79 41
283 Our fare includes a medium drink and a bag of chips. 1.4672 0.03487 351 218 102 31
284 It's the Trump Subway, all dough, little substance. 1.4663 0.03816 341 224 75 42
285 *sigh* I remember when this stop used to be kosher. 1.4661 0.03764 339 220 80 39
286 Damn homonyms. 1.4645 0.03749 338 219 81 38
287 Well that certainly one-ups the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile... 1.4643 0.03765 336 218 80 38
288 Subway is testing a new fast-food line. 1.4641 0.03805 334 218 77 39
289 Maybe legalization wasn’t such a great idea after all 1.4639 0.03799 332 216 78 38
290 Oh good, the BLT's on time. 1.4639 0.03677 332 211 88 33
291 No, the Philly train is a cheese steak. 1.4639 0.03652 332 210 90 32
292 Well, I guess this means they finally put an end to the gravy train. 1.4633 0.03630 341 217 90 34
293 Did you bring the coupon? 1.4622 0.03584 331 207 95 29
294 Last time I rode this some guy exposed his pepperoncino. 1.4622 0.03758 331 214 81 36
295 Let's wait, the Express comes with mustard. 1.4622 0.03782 331 215 79 37
296 Excuse me. Is that the BLT? 1.4620 0.03599 329 206 94 29
297 I hear it runs entirely on oil and vinegar. 1.4618 0.03692 327 208 87 32
298 Let's wait for the 11:40, it's gluten free. 1.4618 0.03816 327 213 77 37
299 I've got it. This is the literal line. We need metaphorical. 1.4601 0.03699 326 208 86 32
300 Is this the BLT? 1.4594 0.03801 320 207 79 34
301 Oh, I thought we were waiting for the gravy train. 1.4594 0.03775 320 206 81 33
302 I had no idea Subway delivered. 1.4594 0.03827 320 208 77 35
303 Wow, that IS good peyote... 1.4590 0.03774 329 214 79 36
304 I'm pretty sure this one came from Philly. 1.4587 0.03741 327 211 82 34
305 It's the hero New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.4587 0.03561 327 204 96 27
306 This’ll get us to midtown; we can call a slider to take us the rest of the way. 1.4577 0.03783 319 206 80 33
307 That's the #1. The #2 comes with a drink. 1.4574 0.03774 317 204 81 32
308 I thought we were taking the BLT 1.4574 0.03878 317 208 73 36
309 Gives "fast food" a new meaning... 1.4571 0.03791 315 203 80 32
310 I think I understand why the New York subways have a rodent problem. 1.4571 0.03844 315 205 76 34
311 We're in the wrong subway. 1.4571 0.03844 315 205 76 34
312 The gluten-free isn't due for ten more minutes. 1.4571 0.03738 315 201 84 30
313 You call that infrastructure revitalization? If you ask me, it's full of baloney. 1.4557 0.03964 316 211 66 39
314 Let's wait for the roast beef. 1.4557 0.03647 316 199 90 27
315 They sandwiched this express in between the local trains 1.4557 0.03729 316 202 84 30
316 The B,L and T lines are running on same track tonight. 1.4557 0.03913 316 209 70 37
317 Any way you slice it, we're not going to get a seat. 1.4557 0.03674 316 200 88 28
318 Let's wait for the one without onions. 1.4554 0.03745 314 201 83 30
319 I hope I don't have to sit next to an anchovy again. 1.4548 0.03780 310 199 81 30
320 What did you expect? This is a Subway station. 1.4548 0.03835 310 201 77 32
321 Why don't you take this one, I'm vegan. 1.4545 0.03880 308 201 74 33
322 That must be the club car. 1.4545 0.03627 308 192 92 24
323 Looks like we'll have to sandwich ourselves in. 1.4545 0.04014 308 206 64 38
324 I'm just worried about where this is headed. 1.4545 0.03798 308 198 80 30
325 Let’s wait for the next one, it’s a Reuben 1.4545 0.03853 308 200 76 32
326 You should see what they’re working with in Philly. 1.4540 0.03817 315 205 77 33
327 Wait, this train will take us to Dehli...we want the one that goes to Rye. 1.4540 0.03817 315 205 77 33
328 Talk about a moveable feast. 1.4540 0.03682 315 200 87 28
329 Italian! I thought we were in the French Quarter. 1.4528 0.03778 307 197 81 29
330 Is this what they meant by transportation cuts? 1.4528 0.03889 307 201 73 33
331 That explains the fare increase to $5.99 1.4525 0.03880 305 199 74 32
332 We change here for the uptown BLT. 1.4521 0.04063 303 204 61 38
333 Now THAT's product placement! 1.4521 0.03726 303 192 85 26
334 Looks like you can have your subway and eat it too. 1.4521 0.03870 303 197 75 31
335 Looks stuffed! Let's wait for the next one. 1.4518 0.03831 301 194 78 29
336 The merger was the only way for the MTA to survive. 1.4518 0.03802 301 193 80 28
337 Let's catch the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in there. 1.4518 0.03917 301 197 72 32
338 I hate fasting before a blood test. 1.4516 0.04020 310 209 62 39
339 Let's wait for the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.4500 0.03897 300 196 73 31
340 Let's wait for the Special, it comes with chips and a drink. 1.4493 0.03787 296 189 81 26
341 Transfer available to the N, the R, and the BLT. 1.4493 0.03695 296 186 87 23
342 Let’s wait. The next one is gluten free. 1.4490 0.03744 294 186 84 24
343 That's the local hero; let's wait for the express. 1.4490 0.03775 294 187 82 25
344 Let's wait for the Panda Express. 1.4490 0.04099 294 198 60 36
345 No Jared that train has left, and this is a dream, and you're still in prison. 1.4490 0.04127 294 199 58 37
346 And the third rail keeps it warm and toasty! 1.4479 0.04045 288 191 65 32
347 This would make no sense in London. 1.4479 0.03861 288 185 77 26
348 I guess that explains the train in the sub shop upstairs. 1.4471 0.03993 293 194 67 32
349 So THAT'S where the name came from! 1.4471 0.03993 293 194 67 32
350 Please let it be one with no onions. 1.4471 0.03844 293 189 77 27
351 Well... I think corporate sponsorship has finally gone too far. 1.4471 0.03874 293 190 75 28
352 Did you use an uppercase S when you Googled ‘nearest subway’? 1.4467 0.03801 291 186 80 25
353 Let's wait for the BLT. 1.4467 0.03984 291 192 68 31
354 Let's wait for the express. It's kosher. 1.4464 0.03913 289 188 73 28
355 Did she say take the BMT or the BLT? 1.4464 0.03819 289 185 79 25
356 Did you order it to go? 1.4460 0.03901 287 186 74 27
357 Well...it is a subway station. 1.4460 0.03994 287 189 68 30
358 "That's a local, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomato". 1.4460 0.03963 287 188 70 29
359 You DID ask for a sub to go. 1.4448 0.03830 281 179 79 23
360 This is total baloney. 1.4448 0.04024 281 185 67 29
361 It's not real. You're just hungry. 1.4444 0.03922 288 188 72 28
362 Flying is faster, but you only get peanuts. 1.4441 0.03878 286 185 75 26
363 I think it's the dining car. 1.4437 0.03929 284 185 72 27
364 No graffiti -- that's fresh! 1.4437 0.04023 284 188 66 30
365 I’ll take it if it’s a lo-cal 1.4437 0.04023 284 188 66 30
366 I don't think it's dementia if I see it too. 1.4437 0.04054 284 189 64 31
367 At least it's on time. 1.4433 0.03949 282 184 71 27
368 Must be the dining car. 1.4433 0.03786 282 179 81 22
369 And then a hero comes along. 1.4429 0.03904 280 181 74 25
370 It's the BLT line 1.4429 0.04001 280 184 68 28
371 We should be early, so long as nothing goes a rye. 1.4429 0.03969 280 183 70 27
372 Who knew the MTA would resort to irony? 1.4429 0.04033 280 185 66 29
373 Well, you did order it to go. 1.4429 0.03969 280 183 70 27
374 Is this the sub-standard service we'eve been hearing about? 1.4429 0.03771 280 177 82 21
375 Too crowded. Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4421 0.04043 285 190 64 31
376 Stand clear of the closing dough. 1.4413 0.04116 281 189 60 32
377 Wow! Imagine the song that Duke Ellington could write about this! 1.4404 0.03900 277 179 74 24
378 Let's get it to go. 1.4404 0.03900 277 179 74 24
379 Technically, the sign isn't wrong. 1.4404 0.03832 277 177 78 22
380 If we transfer at 34th street, we get a cookie and a soda. 1.4400 0.03987 275 180 69 26
381 Let's wait, the 10:36 usually has more cheese. 1.4400 0.03953 275 179 71 25
382 Ooh, this one has a club car! 1.4400 0.04085 275 183 63 29
383 It's the hero this city deserves. 1.4400 0.03953 275 179 71 25
384 OK. I'm pretty sure the drugs have kicked in. 1.4400 0.04118 275 184 61 30
385 That's not ours, dear. The man told us to take the BLT. 1.4400 0.04150 275 185 59 31
386 Well, it did say 'Sub' station 1.4400 0.04085 275 183 63 29
387 Can you imagine what it's going to smell like down here in July? 1.4396 0.04074 273 181 64 28
388 I have no appetite for public transportation. 1.4396 0.03836 273 174 78 21
389 This is the local. The express has pickles. 1.4396 0.04041 273 180 66 27
390 We can change at Grand Central to the BLT. 1.4396 0.04007 273 179 68 26
391 I hate to be sandwiched in like that. 1.4396 0.03905 273 176 74 23
392 You know, I’m not that hungry – why don’t we just grab an Uber? 1.4384 0.03875 276 178 75 23
393 Seeing the elaborate lengths his friends went to by putting a sub in the subway on April Fool's day, he decided not to take his date to Dick's Sporting Goods as planned. 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
394 This is taking "product placement" a bit far. 1.4375 0.03949 272 177 71 24
395 I'll stand. You grab a seed. 1.4375 0.04215 272 185 55 32
396 If you can wait, the next one at 11:15 is pastrami. 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
397 Don't sit next to the onion, respect the provolone and don't try and be a Hero. 1.4366 0.04060 268 177 65 26
398 If it touches the third rail it will get toasted. 1.4363 0.04052 259 169 67 23
399 Don't be a hero. We'll catch the next train. 1.4361 0.04046 266 175 66 25
400 Let's wait for the next one, this one has onions. 1.4361 0.04046 266 175 66 25
401 Not this one, we want the Lo-cal. 1.4361 0.04116 266 177 62 27
402 Let’s wait. The next one should be less filling. 1.4361 0.04150 266 178 60 28
403 Now that's what I call a subway. 1.4349 0.04048 269 178 65 26
404 They call it the Christie Car. 1.4349 0.04013 269 177 67 25
405 Would it kill the MTA to heat them? 1.4341 0.04062 258 169 66 23
406 We did order it to-go. 1.4341 0.04099 258 170 64 24
407 Dad told me this line used to be called the BLT. 1.4335 0.04006 263 172 68 23
408 They must've combined B, L, and T trains again. 1.4335 0.04148 263 176 60 27
409 It might be the hero Gotham deserves, but it's not the one it needs right now. 1.4330 0.04136 261 174 61 26
410 I thought this was supposed to be The Big Apple. 1.4330 0.04064 261 172 65 24
411 It's the new BLT Line 1.4330 0.04171 261 175 59 27
412 They say heros come in all sizes. 1.4330 0.04028 261 171 67 23
413 This one is OK. It's the sardine car that they really pack them in. 1.4330 0.04064 261 172 65 24
414 I thought the last stop on the B, L, T was 34th 1.4330 0.03916 261 168 73 20
415 Is this the train for Rye? 1.4324 0.04123 259 172 62 25
416 You go ahead. I'm waiting for a falafel. 1.4323 0.03937 266 173 71 22
417 It’s not the hero we wanted. But it’s the hero we deserve. 1.4323 0.04148 266 179 59 28
418 You hold the doors, I'll hold the mayo. 1.4308 0.04074 260 172 64 24
419 Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4308 0.04182 260 175 58 27
420 No, that’s the 9-Grain Wheat to Flatbush. We want the Chicken Bacon Ranch to Queens. 1.4308 0.04146 260 174 60 26
421 We need the IRT, not the BLT. 1.4308 0.04000 260 170 68 22
422 This one's always packed. 1.4291 0.03910 254 163 73 18
423 I think we should wait for the Gravy Train. 1.4291 0.04361 254 175 49 30
424 It's like an oven down here 1.4291 0.04104 254 168 63 23
425 Here's the chew-chew now. 1.4291 0.04216 254 171 57 26
426 It's too crowded. Let's wait for the BLT. 1.4291 0.04216 254 171 57 26
427 It's tempting, but the service is still sub-standard. 1.4291 0.04027 254 166 67 21
428 The Gravy Train should be next in about 5 minutes. 1.4286 0.04127 252 167 62 23
429 "Wait, that's not our Subway. Ours has cheese". 1.4286 0.03970 252 163 70 19
430 Do we want this one, or the BLT to Grand Central? 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
431 Wait dear, we’re on the Reuben. 1.4280 0.04188 250 167 59 24
432 The meat’s artisanal, blue smoked in Brooklyn Heights. So it must be a local. 1.4280 0.04111 250 165 63 22
433 Let's wait for the next one. This is the lo-cal. 1.4280 0.04264 250 169 55 26
434 I'm on a diet. Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4280 0.04413 250 173 47 30
435 Wait! The vegan express is less crowded. 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
436 Let's wait for the next one, this one's loaded. 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
437 That must be the dining car... 1.4280 0.04188 250 167 59 24
438 OMG! They must have approved the merger. 1.4280 0.04111 250 165 63 22
439 Legalizing recreational marijuana does have its unanticipated consequences! 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
440 Wait for the local. The express always give me heartburn . 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
441 Looks crowded -- let's wait for the footlong. 1.4280 0.04150 250 166 61 23
442 This commute is always such a grinder 1.4269 0.04076 253 167 64 22
443 Did he say we should take the BMT or the BLT? 1.4269 0.04152 253 169 60 24
444 No, we want the uptown panini. 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
445 Let’s find the club car. 1.4245 0.04087 245 161 64 20
446 Gosh, honey, I guess the guidebook wasn't kidding when it said take the subway for an authentic taste of the city. 1.4245 0.04046 245 160 66 19
447 It's Elon Musk's latest solution for both mass transit and world hunger. 1.4245 0.04287 245 166 54 25
448 I don't care where it takes us, I getting on it. I'm starving. 1.4245 0.04440 245 170 46 29
449 This looks stuffed - let's wait for the next one. 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
450 Who did you say Trump appointed as Transportation Secretary again? 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
451 Looks like those cartoonists at the New Yorker are running out of ideas. 1.4245 0.04287 245 166 54 25
452 Must be the new dining car. 1.4245 0.04168 245 163 60 22
453 Oh my God... It's on time! 1.4240 0.04410 250 174 46 30
454 The announcement said they're holding for mustard. 1.4240 0.04108 250 166 62 22
455 Hopefully this lures it out so they can finally catch it. 1.4240 0.04336 250 172 50 28
456 In London, it's toothpaste. 1.4239 0.04467 243 169 45 29
457 Wait for the next one...this one's stuffed 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
458 I can't tell if this is the hoagie to Philly or the grinder to New England... 1.4239 0.04542 243 171 41 31
459 At last! Here's the dining car. 1.4237 0.04109 236 154 64 18
460 These subway repairs are really on a roll. 1.4221 0.03886 244 156 73 15
461 For here or to go? 1.4221 0.03972 244 158 69 17
462 Hold up. I'm waiting for the lo-cal. 1.4208 0.04268 240 162 55 23
463 If our plane has buffalo wings, we're in trouble. 1.4208 0.04186 240 160 59 21
464 Let's wait for the multigrain. 1.4208 0.04309 240 163 53 24
465 Yikes! It's loaded. Better wait for the next one. 1.4208 0.04102 240 158 63 19
466 I hear they’ve got double deckers in London. 1.4204 0.04125 245 163 61 21
467 And they wonder why there’s a rat problem. 1.4204 0.04043 245 161 65 19
468 No, I'm waiting for the B/L/T... 1.4204 0.04361 245 169 49 27
469 Sigh… Back to the daily grinder. 1.4204 0.03959 245 159 69 17
470 I wasn’t being literal, dear. 1.4204 0.04205 245 165 57 23
471 I don't know...They claim it's not fast food. 1.4204 0.03917 245 158 71 16
472 I can't believe how much they've increased the fare! 1.4204 0.04084 245 162 63 20
473 I heard the BLT broke down. 1.4204 0.04205 245 165 57 23
474 My Hero! 1.4204 0.04084 245 162 63 20
475 Since we went gluten-free, it's tough to get anywhere in this city 1.4204 0.04043 245 161 65 19
476 Is that a chew-chew-train? 1.4204 0.04165 245 164 59 22
477 It’s a Subway. What did you expect--a Big Mac? 1.4202 0.04252 238 160 56 22
478 Not really what you'd call "subliminal" product placement, is it? 1.4202 0.04294 238 161 54 23
479 This is the express to Hoagieboken. 1.4202 0.04210 238 159 58 21
480 It only goes as far as Little Italy. 1.4202 0.04210 238 159 58 21
481 Really dislike getting sandwiched on the Subway. 1.4202 0.04335 238 162 52 24
482 David, we mustn't! This train's not kosher. 1.4202 0.04335 238 162 52 24
483 See, I told you the subway was getting seedier and seedier. 1.4202 0.04168 238 158 60 20
484 You've got it backwards...hoagies run uptown and grinders run downtown. 1.4195 0.04192 236 157 59 20
485 That’s the BLT to Brooklyn 1.4195 0.04361 236 161 51 24
486 I'd pass on this one. It looks like it's been sitting there for a while. 1.4195 0.04192 236 157 59 20
487 It's powered by a peck of pickled peppers. 1.4195 0.04277 236 159 55 22
488 Subway calls it the "Mile-long" but they're getting sued because it's really only 5,279 feet. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
489 I'm happy to take the subway but this corporate sponsorship is getting out of hand. 1.4195 0.04402 236 162 49 25
490 De Blasio's new subway plan looks like a lot of baloney to me. 1.4195 0.04402 236 162 49 25
491 It's the MTA's idea of a dining car. 1.4195 0.04061 236 154 65 17
492 We need to wait for the 2:30, it's gluten free. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
493 I knew there would be changes under a Chris Christie administration 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
494 If you think this is bad, you should see what McDonald's is doing in St. Louis. 1.4188 0.04260 234 157 56 21
495 This must be that new BLT line. 1.4188 0.04470 234 162 46 26
496 Too crowded; let's wait for a footlong. 1.4188 0.04173 234 155 60 19
497 Yeah, it's artisanal and from Brooklyn, but it was still 40 minutes late. 1.4187 0.04071 246 163 63 20
498 Don’t sit on the tomato. You’re wearing white pants. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
499 Don't even say it. 1.4181 0.04498 232 161 45 26
500 This will take forever. Next time we hail a cabbage. 1.4181 0.04498 232 161 45 26
501 Lets go, we can get a bite to eat on our way. 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
502 Wow. Graffiti just keeps getting better and better. 1.4181 0.04062 232 151 65 16
503 They couldn’t afford a tunnel under the river, so they bought subs. 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
504 Change at 42nd street for the BLT. 1.4181 0.04372 232 158 51 23
505 Told you so! Subway does deliver! 1.4181 0.04242 232 155 57 20
506 Don't. The 6-inch gets you uptown much faster. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
507 I hope we don't get stuck sitting by some turkey. 1.4181 0.04242 232 155 57 20
508 Wait. Don't take this one. It's the lo-cal. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
509 Let's wait for the club car. 1.4170 0.04454 223 152 49 22
510 I was just getting over the Oscar Meyer wiener bus. 1.4170 0.04454 223 152 49 22
511 Don't sit next to the onions. 1.4170 0.04071 235 154 64 17
512 Honey, I think those brownies are kicking in. 1.4170 0.04203 235 157 58 20
513 Let's wait. This one has onions. 1.4170 0.04414 235 162 48 25
514 This is the Hoagy car, Michael. 1.4167 0.04386 240 166 48 26
515 This one goes straight to The Hips. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
516 Now that’s some serious product placement marketing. 1.4156 0.04118 231 152 62 17
517 Transfer here for the BLT? 1.4156 0.04469 231 160 46 25
518 Let's wait for the C train — it's gluten free. 1.4156 0.04511 231 161 44 26
519 I told you BLT didn't mean Brooklyn Line Transit. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
520 Shall we take the subway? 1.4156 0.04427 231 159 48 24
521 That doesn't look like the lo-cal. 1.4141 0.04350 227 154 52 21
522 I always wondered why they called it Subway! 1.4141 0.04305 227 153 54 20
523 I am told the Paris metro runs express baguettes 1.4141 0.04395 227 155 50 22
524 This commute is getting to be a real grinder. 1.4141 0.03876 227 144 72 11
525 Let's wait for the next one; it's a vegetarian, so should be plenty of seats. 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
526 They call it fast food but it still makes local stops. 1.4141 0.04305 227 153 54 20
527 " Well, it is very nice, but is it Art"? 1.4141 0.04167 227 150 60 17
528 I'm not that hungry, let's wait for the expresso. 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
529 That's what I call product placement. 1.4141 0.04120 227 149 62 16
530 Let's wait for the local,this one looks loaded. 1.4141 0.04213 227 151 58 18
531 Let's wait for the uptown BLT 1.4133 0.04467 225 155 47 23
532 Let's wait for the next one. It's vegan. 1.4133 0.04192 225 149 59 17
533 I think this is where we catch the chew-chew train. 1.4133 0.04377 225 153 51 21
534 Sometimes a double entendre can go too far. 1.4133 0.04467 225 155 47 23
535 Once they trademarked the name, it was just a matter of time. 1.4133 0.04096 225 147 63 15
536 When did they change the BMT to the BLT? 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
537 Let's wait for the next train. This one's a Subway. 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
538 Stand back. A big slushy comes next. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
539 Well, at least the subway isn’t jam-packed! 1.4126 0.04540 223 155 44 24
540 We'll have to catch the next one. This one's filled. 1.4126 0.04312 223 150 54 19
541 The salami I like. It's the irony I don't care for. 1.4126 0.04584 223 156 42 25
542 I'm leary about the new Subway / subway merger. 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
543 I don't like the taxis in Rome either, but is this Italian subway any better? 1.4126 0.04169 223 147 60 16
544 No wait, we need the crosstown croissant. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
545 Can you believe ‘The New Yorker’ used color ink for this? 1.4126 0.04540 223 155 44 24
546 This must be the hero they sent to fix the subways. 1.4126 0.04450 223 153 48 22
547 Don’t worry, there’ll be a meatball on white along any minute now. 1.4126 0.04071 223 145 64 14
548 It must be the BLT. 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
549 You know it’s bad when they replace trains with puns. 1.4126 0.04495 223 154 46 23
550 They say these will accommodate twice as many passengers, but I think they’re full of baloney. 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
551 If the next train is a kosher dill pickle, we’ve died and gone to Heaven. 1.4126 0.04021 223 144 66 13
552 I thought this was the IRT, but it's the BLT. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
553 Looks like our meal ticket has finally arrived 1.4115 0.04034 226 147 65 14
554 Is that the new BLT line? 1.4115 0.04406 226 155 49 22
555 Let’s take this to go. 1.4115 0.03885 226 144 71 11
556 Wait till you see what Jack-in-the-Box did to the Statue of Liberty. 1.4091 0.04155 220 145 60 15
557 This isn't ours. We're ham and cheese. 1.4091 0.04350 220 149 52 19
558 Will you at least consult with me before you use your last wish? 1.4083 0.04704 218 155 37 26
559 That's the express. We want the lo-cal. 1.4083 0.04567 218 152 43 23
560 Remember, it was your choice to take lunch to work today. 1.4081 0.04446 223 154 47 22
561 You want the IRT express; that’s the BLT local. 1.4081 0.04213 223 149 57 17
562 Imagine the busses in Frankfurt. 1.4081 0.04308 223 151 53 19
563 Let’s take this to go. 1.4079 0.04102 228 151 61 16
564 Let's wait for the next one, I'm pretty sure this isn't Kosher 1.4074 0.04406 216 147 50 19
565 I'll wait for the next one. I'm counting my carbs. 1.4065 0.04334 214 144 53 17
566 My first day on Jenny Craig & I see this. 1.4065 0.04434 214 146 49 19
567 These Subway® ads are getting out of control. 1.4065 0.04628 214 150 41 23
568 Lettuce on! 1.4065 0.04232 214 142 57 15
569 No, you're just hungry. I told you to eat something before we left home. 1.4065 0.04580 214 149 43 22
570 Transfers available to the B, L, and T trains 1.4065 0.04434 214 146 49 19
571 We can take this to 42nd and change for the croissant. 1.4062 0.04292 224 152 53 19
572 No, that’s the Gluten line. We want the Vegan.” 1.4057 0.04659 212 149 40 23
573 now that's a subway 1.4057 0.04513 212 146 46 20
574 They arrived just in time to catch the $5.99. 1.4057 0.04659 212 149 40 23
575 It's the new train to Hoagieboken. 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
576 This product placement thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
577 My Hero! 1.4037 0.04421 218 150 48 20
578 I always wanted to ride on a Subway. But, my Mother said it wouldn't be Kosher. 1.4037 0.04021 218 142 64 12
579 Well...we did say “to go.” 1.4037 0.04175 218 145 58 15
580 Looks packed. 1.4028 0.04322 211 142 53 16
581 Is this the B, L, or T train? 1.4028 0.04624 211 148 41 22
582 Shall we grab a bite on the train? 1.4028 0.04322 211 142 53 16
583 I can't believe four BLTs have passed in the past 20 minutes, but not a single Turkey! 1.4028 0.04269 211 141 55 15
584 Anyway you slice it, it beats walking. 1.4028 0.04108 211 138 61 12
585 Maybe we should take the next one. It looks pretty stuffed. 1.4028 0.04476 211 145 47 19
586 We only need to take 6 more and the last one is free. 1.4028 0.04526 211 146 45 20
587 The 12:05 always clogs the main artery. 1.4028 0.04526 211 146 45 20
588 Only heroes ride the subway these days. 1.4019 0.04606 209 146 42 21
589 If we hurry, we can make the club car. 1.4019 0.04296 209 140 54 15
590 There's a vegan line but it only stops in Brooklyn. 1.4019 0.04454 209 143 48 18
591 It smells better than the last subway. 1.4019 0.03962 209 134 66 9
592 This is a stupid cartoon. 1.4019 0.04850 209 151 32 26
593 Maybe you have to say, 'Open, sesame.' 1.4019 0.04705 209 148 38 23
594 That's 'Subway Eat/Fresh' we're looking for 'Subway East/West' 1.4019 0.04454 209 143 48 18
595 I never realized that MTA had such a rye sense of humor. 1.4019 0.04402 209 142 50 17
596 Let’s wait and see if the next one comes with pickles. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
597 Honey, relax, there's an express just four minutes out and it's toasted. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
598 This is the Subway New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.4010 0.04378 207 140 51 16
599 I told you the subway is seedy. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
600 So is this a sub weigh station? 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
601 It's fully loaded. Let's wait for the next one. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
602 I hope that smell is the cheese 1.4010 0.04158 207 136 59 12
603 No honey we need the downtown BLT 1.4010 0.04431 207 141 49 17
604 no wait, it's just a metaphor 1.4010 0.04431 207 141 49 17
605 I shouldn't. I took a double-decker to work. 1.4010 0.04378 207 140 51 16
606 That's what I call a dining car. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
607 When I’m hungry everything looks like something to eat. 1.4010 0.04484 207 142 47 18
608 Let's wait for the gravy train. 1.4010 0.04738 207 147 37 23
609 This really is a Subway station. 1.4000 0.04482 220 154 44 22
610 Let's wait for the next one, this one's loaded. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
611 Now that's a hero's welcome. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
612 There goes my hero. 1.3990 0.04490 203 139 47 17
613 It looks like it's stuffed, let's wait for the next one. 1.3990 0.04490 203 139 47 17
614 I think they’re taking this corporate sponsorship thing a bit too far. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
615 O.K. This is taking product placement to a whole new level 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
616 I told you this station seemed seedy. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
617 Take the BLT Express to Times Square, where you can switch to the P,B and J lines. 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
618 At least this Subway runs on time 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
619 I guess we missed the 11:00 gyro. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
620 Well, we did ask for the closest Subway. 1.3990 0.04544 203 140 45 18
621 And then a hero comes along. 1.3981 0.04752 206 147 36 23
622 I think this whole "product placement" thing is going a bit too far. 1.3981 0.04548 206 143 44 19
623 Looks like we’ve entered the collective sub-conscious. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
624 this Cristo bullshit has to stop 1.3980 0.04788 201 143 36 22
625 This puts an entirely new spin on the Meals On Wheels concept. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
626 Transfer here to the B, L, or T. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
627 Did we want the BMT or the BLT? 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
628 Guess I shouldn't have asked for it to go. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
629 You'll never find a sandwich like that above 14th Street. 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
630 Freud calls it the Edible Complex. 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
631 I said if this happened again I was quitting cold turkey. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
632 Next Stop. Hell's Kitchen. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
633 Eponym, dear; not homonym. 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
634 My first time travelling on the Subway and it's not quite what I expected........ 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
635 That’s the BLT to Coney Island. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
636 Oh look, here comes the BLT 1.3980 0.04736 201 142 38 21
637 Remember when the New Yorker had a caption contest? 1.3980 0.04840 201 144 34 23
638 Looks packed. Should we wait for the next one? 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
639 I hate being sandwiched in; wait for the next one. 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
640 I thought we were on the BMT not the BLT! 1.3980 0.04409 201 136 50 15
641 Let’s wait for the hoagie. 1.3961 0.04633 207 146 40 21
642 You wanna take this one or get the next Multi-grain? 1.3961 0.04264 207 139 54 14
643 Somehow, with Trump in office, this makes sense. 1.3961 0.04152 207 137 58 12
644 You take everything so literally 1.3961 0.04372 207 141 50 16
645 The MTA did say we'd be seeing a bigger and better Subway. 1.3961 0.04478 207 143 46 18
646 Five dollars?! I remember when it cost a nickel. 1.3961 0.04264 207 139 54 14
647 Wow! That's almost as weird as that Rubens Exhibit at the Met. 1.3961 0.04582 207 145 42 20
648 It's a movable feast. 1.3961 0.04372 207 141 50 16
649 No, this is the 2. The 3 has roast beef. 1.3961 0.04426 207 142 48 17
650 Is it possible we're at the wrong subway? 1.3960 0.04768 202 144 36 22
651 I'm sick of the daily grinder. 1.3960 0.04392 202 137 50 15
652 There must be a way to blame Trump for this. 1.3960 0.04557 202 140 44 18
653 Did Siri say to take the BRT or the BLT? 1.3960 0.04611 202 141 42 19
654 You were right, it does smell like pickle juice down here. 1.3950 0.04478 200 137 47 16
655 It’s the number 6 with everything on it. 1.3950 0.04364 200 135 51 14
656 So, how is your diet going? Do you still have cravings? 1.3950 0.04750 200 142 37 21
657 Now there's a merger gone a-rye 1.3950 0.04478 200 137 47 16
658 That's the 12" Cold Cut Combo; we want the 6" Meatball Marinara to Gansevoort Street. 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
659 It looks too crowded. Let's wait for the foot-long. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
660 Great! We can get a bite on the ride home! 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
661 It's lunchtime, it'll never make it past 72nd Street. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
662 It seems a shame they’re running a footlong when it isn’t even rush hour. 1.3939 0.04508 198 136 46 16
663 Now that's what I call a real Substation. 1.3930 0.04403 201 137 49 15
664 Next stop is Heinz 57th Street 1.3930 0.04231 201 134 55 12
665 Let's take the bus instead. I'm off gluten. 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
666 Lets wait for the next ride, looks like someone cut the cheese on this one. 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
667 Honey, it could be worse, we could be in a real pickle. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
668 Fast food my ass! 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
669 Its the Christie Express to Jersey. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
670 We take this to the BLT. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
671 Did you hear they're shutting down the BLT? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
672 My English teacher was right. Capital letters make a difference. 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
673 Let's wait for the next one. I think it will be a ham and cheese. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
674 Personally, I think the corporate sponsorships are getting out of hand. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
675 I'm still going to call it a hero. 1.3929 0.04422 196 133 49 14
676 What? Were you expecting a club car? 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
677 Are you sure they said “take the subway?” 1.3929 0.04764 196 139 37 20
678 I hope they lettuce on. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
679 Wait 'till the rats get a load of this 1.3918 0.04686 194 136 40 18
680 How do we tell the cartoonist that’s a hoagie? 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
681 The lobster roll should be next 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
682 This must be our train, the Foot Long-Island. 1.3918 0.04854 194 139 34 21
683 I hate it when my dreams interfere with my commute. 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
684 Good, we're on time for the downtown sub. 1.3918 0.04206 194 128 56 10
685 I hear the service is to be cut in half 1.3915 0.04656 189 131 42 16
686 Let's wait for the next one, this has onions. 1.3906 0.04297 192 128 53 11
687 So, is this fast food? 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
688 It goes into the tunnel and comes out toasted. 1.3906 0.04422 192 130 49 13
689 It may be fast, but I doubt it’s fresh. 1.3906 0.04422 192 130 49 13
690 This one goes to Little Italy. 1.3906 0.04946 192 139 31 22
691 Twenty bucks says the rats finish it off before it's half way to Astoria Boulevard. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
692 There she is. The 12:10 to Bologna. 1.3906 0.04483 192 131 47 14
693 It's six inches longer during rush hour. 1.3906 0.04360 192 129 51 12
694 We need to wait for the lo cal. 1.3906 0.04720 192 135 39 18
695 That's not ours, Dear. We're waiting for the Gravy Train 1.3906 0.04662 192 134 41 17
696 No, I'm waiting for the reuben. 1.3906 0.04483 192 131 47 14
697 I guess we shouldn't be surprised. The sign said, Subway. 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
698 Well, they did give us directions to the Subway. 1.3906 0.04360 192 129 51 12
699 How come the turkey always comes when you’re waiting for the tuna? 1.3906 0.04662 192 134 41 17
700 Wow, the legendary hoagie car, Michael! 1.3906 0.04890 192 138 33 21
701 I thought this line was Kosher. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
702 Are we sure these new cars are kosher? 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
703 You should see the rats. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
704 It look full, but maybe we can sandwich ourselves in. 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
705 I hope the conductor washed his hands. 1.3897 0.04313 195 131 52 12
706 They must've rerouted the BLT line. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
707 Let's wait for the next one. I hate being sandwiched. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
708 We all ride in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. 1.3897 0.04888 195 141 32 22
709 We need the Turkey with Bacon to get to Queens. 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
710 I hear the Cialis ad wrap is even worse. 1.3897 0.04888 195 141 32 22
711 I finally got used to Shea Stadium becoming Citi Field and the Jets playing at MetLife Stadium but I’m having trouble swallowing this SUBWAY sponsorship. 1.3897 0.04313 195 131 52 12
712 Don't sit next to the onions. 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
713 That explains why the tokens looked like pepperoni. 1.3897 0.04189 195 129 56 10
714 So that's where they got the name. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
715 Mind the wrap. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
716 We want the BLT to Chinatown. This is the Poboy to Wall Street. 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
717 I guess I should've been more precise when I prayed for a larger-than-life hero. 1.3897 0.04833 195 140 34 21
718 Corporate acquisitions do not always work out for the consumer, do they? 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
719 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted one Subway Sandwich to-go 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
720 Oh good, it's the express to Little Italy. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
721 No. No...We're taking the egg-roll to Chinatown. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
722 Wait- the express is fresher. 1.3895 0.04389 190 128 50 12
723 Great, now it's gonna smell like piss and pickles. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
724 It's not going where I want to go, but for $7, who cares? 1.3895 0.04325 190 127 52 11
725 Sourdough with no mustard, must be going to White Plains. What time is the one to Rye? 1.3895 0.04514 190 130 46 14
726 Let's wait for the burrito to Broadway. 1.3895 0.04389 190 128 50 12
727 That's the turkey and cheese. Let's wait for the meatball sub. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
728 I wonder how long has it been sitting there? 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
729 Let’s wait for the next one. I hate onions. 1.3895 0.04755 190 134 38 18
730 I think we used the wrong app. 1.3895 0.04576 190 131 44 15
731 Do you think the third rail could toast it? 1.3895 0.04452 190 129 48 13
732 Not this one; the Cold Cut Combo doesn't stop at 86th St. 1.3886 0.04757 193 137 37 19
733 Wow, this takes "to go" to a whole new level. 1.3886 0.04342 193 130 51 12
734 That's not the hero we need right now. 1.3883 0.04790 188 133 37 18
735 Looks packed. 1.3883 0.04222 188 124 55 9
736 I don't know about these public-private partnerships. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
737 Talk about sandwiching them in! 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
738 Do we have a coupon? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
739 Does this transfer to Flushing? 1.3883 0.04419 188 127 49 12
740 Well, it's back to the daily grinder. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
741 I don't like fast food. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
742 Now this is my kind of subway. 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
743 We’ll sandwich ourselves in there somehow. 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
744 This is not what I meant when I said we needed a new subway system. 1.3883 0.04849 188 134 35 19
745 Okay, now the "Mind the Mayo" signs make sense. 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
746 Pardon me, is this where I transfer from the IRT to the BLT line ? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
747 This takes product placement to a whole new level. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
748 I didn't know they would deliver. 1.3874 0.04495 191 131 46 14
749 Some people don’t understand metaphor 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
750 At least it's running on time. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
751 Excuse me, I think that’s my order. 1.3850 0.04431 187 127 48 12
752 Did you order it to go? 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
753 If we take this one we’re going to be in a pickle . 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
754 What say we take the hoagie to Muskogee? 1.3850 0.04981 187 136 30 21
755 Don’t forget to save room for the bus. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
756 It's amazing what graffiti artists can do these days. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
757 Umm, I think the shrooms are kicking in." "Ya. No way the metro is actually on time. 1.3850 0.04922 187 135 32 20
758 They're not going to like this in Philadelphia. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
759 It’s now running gluten free all the way to 86th street. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
760 Do you think this is where they got the name? 1.3850 0.04804 187 133 36 18
761 It's a nice ride, but you smell like onions for hours afterward. 1.3850 0.04299 187 125 52 10
762 Is this one the deli express? 1.3838 0.04527 185 127 45 13
763 I think this is the closest thing to a hero that we'll see for the next three years, hold the Ham! 1.3830 0.04900 188 136 32 20
764 It's the Foot Long Island Express. 1.3830 0.04783 188 134 36 18
765 See, I told you this sub station was the real deal. 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
766 Now that's what I call product placement! 1.3830 0.04539 188 130 44 14
767 Must be the express from Philly. 1.3830 0.04783 188 134 36 18
768 The BLT don't stop here anymore. 1.3830 0.04842 188 135 34 19
769 I knew this would happen if Philadelphia won the Super Bowl! 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
770 Now, that's fast food! 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
771 It's a homonym stupid. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
772 This car is a bit too seedy for me. 1.3830 0.04347 188 127 50 11
773 Not only does it smell better than the F train, it arrived on time. 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
774 That's the result of Trump's "Infrastructure Week." 1.3830 0.04539 188 130 44 14
775 Well, this is just a bunch of baloney! 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
776 Let's wait and catch the vegan. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
777 We'll just have to sandwich ourselves in. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
778 Well at least it's running on time. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
779 Hey! Lettuce on the train! 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
780 I feel like we’d be sandwiched in. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
781 Are you sure it said "Walk to 14th and take the Subway"? 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
782 When you said we were going to the Subway on 14th St. for lunch, this is not what I envisioned. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
783 Are you sure we’re supposed to transfer to the BLT train? 1.3825 0.04752 183 129 38 16
784 The effects of the medical marijuana were kicking in. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
785 This must be the 6:20 to New Delhi. 1.3825 0.04752 183 129 38 16
786 So that’s why they taste like that. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
787 Figures. We're late, but you're allergic to tomatoes. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
788 The new subway cars are so tasteful. 1.3825 0.04815 183 130 36 17
789 I dunno -- without the socialist zeal, surrealism seems like just so much arbitrary incongruity. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
790 I knew it. Nothing else smells like Subway. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
791 Oops! Wrong Subway. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
792 The subway seems two inches smaller than it used to. 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
793 I gave up my seat for an elderly pickle. 1.3812 0.04915 181 130 33 18
794 Sure it's huge, but look at the size of the rat that's pulling it. 1.3812 0.05038 181 132 29 20
795 We should asked for the Metro not the Subway. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
796 Finally, a break from the sex metaphors. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
797 Is this express? I try to only eat local. 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
798 Let's wait. This car is totally stuffed. 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
799 They tried it on the El but there were too many pigeons. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
800 Forget it, Harvey. It’s not kosher. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
801 Wow- talk about product placement ! 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
802 Do you think we can get that to go? 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
803 Let's wait for the uptown, it's got prosciutto and Gruyere. 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
804 But is the bread local? 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
805 The fastest food I've ever seen! 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
806 Every time that I get on this subway, I end up smelling like meat and cheese. 1.3812 0.04592 181 125 43 13
807 Something tells me this will get us to Jersey, Mike. 1.3804 0.04539 184 127 44 13
808 We’ll get off at 34th Street and take the Hoagie to Philly. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
809 They were right: To run the subways on time, it takes a hero. 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
810 Wait, is this a Subway? 1.3799 0.05016 179 130 30 19
811 That's NOTHING. You ought to see the RAT! 1.3799 0.04889 179 128 34 17
812 Wait until you see the size of the rats 1.3799 0.04488 179 122 46 11
813 No way, we’ll get eaten alive in there. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
814 Bob Mankoff would never have put up with this. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
815 I said we wanted the IRT not the BLT 1.3791 0.04892 182 131 33 18
816 Sure, but where is a hero when you really need one? 1.3785 0.04992 177 128 31 18
817 That’s weird. My eyes are surprised, but my gag reflex remains unfazed. 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
818 Can you imagine the size of the rats!?! 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
819 Could you ask the conductor whether it’s gluten free? 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
820 I think this is the wrong Subway. 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
821 I think corporate sponsorship has gone too far! 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
822 I guess I assumed BLT stood for Brooklyn Long Island Transit. 1.3779 0.04533 172 117 45 10
823 Let’s wait for the BLT espress 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
824 I'd take the new BLT line more often, but I always feel so sandwiched in. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
825 So, it's a visual pun! It's going uptown. Take it. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
826 The express looks packed, let's wait for the lo-cal 1.3778 0.04737 180 127 38 15
827 Now THAT's product placement! 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
828 I’d rather score a joint on the High Line. 1.3778 0.04802 180 128 36 16
829 No Dear, we need the Turkey, the Tuna goes to Queens on the weekend. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
830 Jim, this isn't what I had in mind when you told me I was going to ride your foot-long. 1.3778 0.04737 180 127 38 15
831 No, that's the footlong. We need to wait for the six inch. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
832 'So many metaphors, so little time'. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
833 Okay, corporate sponsorship is really getting out of hand. 1.3778 0.04398 180 122 48 10
834 Just pretend you're a condiment. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
835 Oh darn! I thought this was the platform for the BLT. 1.3778 0.04605 180 125 42 13
836 Should we just get lunch here? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
837 No...ours is the turkey, not the ham 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
838 It's fun now, but just wait until August. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
839 It’s part of the peace treaty with the rats. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
840 I thought we were catching the panini. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
841 It looks loaded, let’s wait on the next one. 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
842 Let's wait. I don't want to get sandwiched in. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
843 No... let's wait for the brioche 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
844 "That's a local, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomato". 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
845 Let's take a cab instead, I am avoiding carbs. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
846 I don't want to be sandwiched in...let's wait for the next one. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
847 They've renamed it the BLT line. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
848 This is definitely the wrong Subway. 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
849 You know I don't like fast food. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
850 Let's walk, I'm not hungry. 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
851 It began with a trademark dispute. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
852 I’m still waiting for the gravey train 1.3757 0.05073 173 126 29 18
853 If you see something, say something 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
854 Maybe we should take the cross-town bagel? 1.3757 0.04283 173 115 51 7
855 Let's wait. This one has onions. 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
856 Get ready for a lot of baloney. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
857 You'll have to switch to the Roast Beef at 34th Street. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
858 You wanna take this sub or wait on the hoagie? 1.3750 0.04603 176 122 42 12
859 There goes your train of thought. 1.3750 0.04943 176 127 32 17
860 You go ahead, Im waiting for a spinach wrap. 1.3750 0.04235 176 117 52 7
861 I think I’ll wait for the Lite Rail. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
862 If you want more peppers and onion, wait for the 6:03. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
863 Is this the lo-cal? 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
864 That would explain the train in the sandwich shop. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
865 It looks full and I hate being sandwiched. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
866 This must be the MMMMM train. 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
867 Why is express food running on the locally sourced track? 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
868 I’m too full, let’s catch the next one. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
869 We won't get on this one no matter how you slice it. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
870 Well, we just missed the number 9 on wheat. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
871 If you had just ordered a foot long like every one else we could have picked it up at the counter. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
872 Who says the engineers over at the MTA don't have a sense of humor? 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
873 You just say open sesame. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
874 If we miss this train, we'll be in a pickle. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
875 Wanna take it to 96th or just eat it here? 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
876 The gravy train is coming up next. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
877 We'll catch the next one. This one's a hoagie. 1.3743 0.04545 171 117 44 10
878 Tempting, but I think I'll wait for the 5:34 with onions. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
879 Let's wait for the Ruben. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
880 We should have taken the bus rather than the Subway. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
881 Maybe we shouldn't go for groceries on an empty stomach. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
882 Must be a new one; no graffiti. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
883 Should we take the 12-inch or wait for the 6? 1.3743 0.05181 171 126 26 19
884 It’s better in Europe. They have croissants. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
885 What's a B.L.T. doing on the N tracks? 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
886 I hate it when people take things so literally. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
887 There's a bagel in four minutes. Should we wait for that? 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
888 Take this to 34th and change for the prosciutto and provolone. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
889 I'm not that hungry, let's wait for the expresso. 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
890 We always called them "hoagies" to avoid this type of mix-up. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
891 Stand clear of the closing buns. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
892 Sub-liminal adverting? 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
893 My God! Was there something in those brownies? 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
894 The Brits can have the Tube, I prefer the Subway. 1.3706 0.04924 170 122 33 15
895 No, that one goes to Little Italy. Ours is the bagel and cream cheese. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
896 So is this the "H", the "E", the "R", or the "O"? 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
897 I don't think this is ours? It's on whole wheat. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
898 Let's wait for the next one...this one looks stuffed. 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
899 I'm waiting for the panini. The sub's always packed. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
900 I told you it’s a subway, not a metro. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
901 Next stop, Sesame Street. 1.3690 0.05105 168 123 28 17
902 Now this is what I call a subway stop! 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
903 At least the new subway cars smell better... 1.3690 0.04512 168 115 44 9
904 I think it's the meatball that goes uptown. 1.3690 0.04351 168 113 48 7
905 This is why we call it the sub and not the metro. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
906 I'd rather spring for a cab than have to be so sandwiched in. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
907 It's fully loaded...We'll wait for the next one. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
908 No, that’s just the ‘foot long’ the 14 will be here in 4 minutes. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
909 No dear, this isn't ours. This is the lo-cal. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
910 They say the subway's cleaner now, but that's a lot of baloney. 1.3690 0.04512 168 115 44 9
911 And they wonder why Americans are overweight. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
912 Kind of an obvious joke, isn't it, honey? 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
913 I can't ride it, I'm a vegetarian. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
914 Ours is next, this one has tomatoes. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
915 They should name a train after this thing. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
916 Well the sign out front did say Subway. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
917 The new Subway promotional is terrific. 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
918 When I said 'let's take the subway', I didn't mean it literally. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
919 Yes, I'm sure it goes to Little Italy. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
920 Look at the menu. We're lost. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
921 I’m finding this hard to digest. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
922 The gluten free car is at the end. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
923 I told you we should have left earlier to beat the lunch crowd. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
924 Hop on,hon.We'll grab a bite on the way! 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
925 Well, you did ask for it to go. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
926 Let’s wait for the double decker 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
927 Still better than the gravy train. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
928 You only think it's a sub because we're in the subway. I'm telling you its definitely a hero. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
929 It’s a hybrid. Runs on oil and vinegar. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
930 Looks good, but is it local? 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
931 That explains the $5 ticket cost. 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
932 I’m waiting for the gluten free. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
933 Hold on. Chips should come with that. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
934 I took one home earlier, let's just wait for the gravy train. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
935 It's Trump's idea; replaces food stamps. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
936 What's a hoagie doing in a subway? 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
937 Next stop: Philly...cheesesteak 1.3675 0.04464 166 113 45 8
938 Let's wait for the next one. It comes with onions. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
939 I never take this train--too many carbs. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
940 It's the new line - the BLT. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
941 SUBWAY is taking its advertising too far. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
942 This is the new Subway station 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
943 I hope it's heated. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
944 The six inch should be along shortly. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
945 I'd always assumed the name was because it was underground. 1.3659 0.04497 164 112 44 8
946 Don't rush...it's just the Italian. We need to catch the Cold Cut Combo. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
947 I thought you said the 3:10 came with cheese 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
948 Let's wait for the express. The local has too much mayo. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
949 Product placement has really gotten out of hand. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
950 I thought the uptown subs were all vegetarian. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
951 Let's wait for a pizza. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
952 This is an extreme example of "product placement". 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
953 They’ve taken product placement to a whole new level. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
954 That's not ours. We're waiting for the Chicken Parm. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
955 Some genius got a quarter of a million for coming up with that. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
956 This is a bit too literal for my taste. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
957 This is what you meant when you said “meat at the station?” 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
958 I always said the MTA needs a hero. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
959 It's free if it arrives a minute late. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
960 The sign outside said SUBWAY, didn’t it? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
961 Let's wait for the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
962 That’s why it’s called a subway. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
963 Must be from Philly 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
964 Wait. The next one could be a panini. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
965 Go ahead; I’ll wait for gluten free. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
966 Onions. We'd better wait for the next one. 1.3659 0.04240 164 109 50 5
967 This is taking product placement way too far. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
968 Chew-chew! 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
969 It's a trap. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
970 Do you think we can get that to go? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
971 I don’t care if it takes all day, we’re waiting for the gluten-free. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
972 You have to be a hero to ride the subway. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
973 I don't get it 1.3659 0.05192 164 121 26 17
974 Is that the roast beef to downtown or the salami to Brooklyn? 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
975 They still don’t put enough lettuce on the L. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
976 Wow, they have really taken the Lunch Car to the next level! 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
977 Thank God it’s on time, I’m famished! 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
978 Let’s wait for the next one. I feel like pastrami. 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
979 I hope they can sandwich us in. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
980 I said IRT, not BLT. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
981 I really like this new Subway campaign. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
982 This is Bologna! 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
983 At least we can eat on the train. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
984 Finally, the hero MTA deserves. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
985 Stop! Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.3625 0.05207 160 118 26 16
986 I'll wait for the crosstown hoagie. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
987 Wait - that one only goes to Little Italy 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
988 Let's wait for the next one. We'll be sandwiched in there. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
989 And if you finish it by the end of your ride, it’s free. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
990 Artisanal bread...it’s definitely the local. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
991 They may not run on time, but at least they're baked fresh daily. 1.3625 0.04476 160 109 44 7
992 If that's not the A Train, I'll eat it! 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
993 I told you the BLT is faster! 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
994 God I must be hungry. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
995 No wonder there's a rat problem. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
996 I think we're in a pickle. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
997 The express comes with chips and a drink. 1.3625 0.05131 160 117 28 15
998 Now THAT’S a dining car. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
999 I hope the sub to the Village is vegetarian. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
1000 Your attention please. Now arriving on track 2 - the coronary express 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1001 This one looks a little too seedy. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
1002 Provolone goes uptown, this is Swiss. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1003 Let's roll! 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1004 Is this the uptown Sub? 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
1005 I thought we were taking the BLT line? 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1006 Talk about product placement! 1.3625 0.05131 160 117 28 15
1007 Look, it's the Hoagie Car, Michael! 1.3620 0.05209 163 121 25 17
1008 That's the Pastrami on Rye to the Bronx. We want the Ham and Swiss to Queens. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1009 No honey, we’re waiting for the meatball to midtown. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1010 Should we grab a bite first? 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1011 The upper deck can get a little toasty 1.3608 0.04419 158 107 45 6
1012 Whoa! Clearly, The Big Apple has met its match. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1013 Can we get it to go? 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1014 I hear there's a Reuben at 86th Street 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1015 It's about time they have a Dining Car. 1.3608 0.04509 158 108 43 7
1016 Hold on! The gluten-free gets here in five minutes. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1017 I've seen bigger. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1018 . . . and if it doesn't arrive within a half hour it's free. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1019 This one takes you directly to the emergency room. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
1020 This isn't the fast food I had in mind. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1021 Wait for the D train; it's gluten free. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1022 That's the Ham & Swiss we're waiting for the Pastrami on Rye. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1023 Hmmm.... I think we're in the wrong Subway. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
1024 Not my train. I'm vegan. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1025 We can’t just wait here all day for one without mayo 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1026 I thought this was the pasta station 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
1027 This time, you're sitting by the tomato. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1028 The rats have more power in this city than I thought. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
1029 Is this the B, the L or the T? 1.3598 0.05182 164 122 25 17
1030 Is that the BMT or the BLT? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1031 Honey, I said the BMT, not the BLT. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1032 That must be the new BLT line. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1033 Subway fare. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1034 No, No, not this one! The Vegan arrives in half an hour. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1035 Let's wait... that's the lo-cal. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1036 Now that's what I call fast food 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
1037 The directions did say to take the subway ... 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1038 I don't relish this commute. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1039 That’s not ours. Toasted will be along shortly. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1040 It's on a roll 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1041 Sub? No way! 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1042 We saw something, what do we say? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1043 I've heard if you see something, say something. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
1044 It's the 'MMMMMMM' train. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1045 Did we miss the gluten-free option? 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
1046 That explains the rats. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1047 Wait for the next one, its a Tuna. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
1048 Go ahead, I'll wait for the next caption. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1049 The graffiti artists sure have improved 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1050 Would that be a homophone or a homonym? 1.3590 0.05220 156 115 26 15
1051 Well the smell is far more pleasant. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1052 McDonald's just uses Uber. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1053 Told you it's an oven down here! 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1054 I see the Costco-Subway merger went through. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1055 Don't fret, you're still my hero. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1056 Why is the Black Forest Ham running on the Roast Beef line? 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1057 They were the only bid for subway cars made in New York City 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1058 Actually, rider satisfaction has improved dramatically! 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1059 Is that for here or to go? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1060 You should have seen my Uber this morning. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1061 We'll probably get sandwiched between a couple of meatballs... 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1062 Yes, it is an Italian subway, after all we’re in Rome. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1063 No, Dear. The BMT goes to Little Italy. Its the Roast Beef that goes to Rockefeller Center. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1064 The yellow stuff on this subway might actually be mustard. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
1065 I told you Subway is fast food. 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1066 Well, if this is the Whitney Museum stop, it must be site specific, post-ironic sandwich art. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1067 No! I just can't understand why it is in color while we're still in black and white? 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1068 It looks more packed than usual. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1069 I heard Subway was going underground but I didn't believe it. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1070 Its only the substation 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1071 No, the one with Russian Dressing goes to Brighton beach. 1.3585 0.04574 159 110 41 8
1072 Funny. You almost never can catch the $5 footlong on the weekends these days. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
1073 It never fails. Whenever you're in a hurry, it's always three salamis with provolone, one after the other. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1074 Let's wait for one that's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1075 Let's eat it now....it'll be stale by 34th Street. 1.3571 0.04483 154 105 43 6
1076 If there's mayo I'm not getting on. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1077 Let's get the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1078 Russia might have the largest subs but we have the biggest heros. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1079 No, that’s the 2:17 ham and tomato. Ours is the 2:23 b.l.t. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
1080 Should we take the subway or wait for the BLT line? 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1081 I knew there was a Subway at Union Square! 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1082 I don't care about that, how do you like my hat? 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
1083 Let's wait for the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1084 I don't care if it's running on time, I ordered the whole wheat. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1085 That's the Ham Sub to SoHo. We're looking for the Italian Sub to Little Italy. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1086 Excuse me but is that the BLT train? 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1087 Open sesame? 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1088 Looks like the MTA misunderstood your suggestion that only a hero can save the subways. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1089 So this is why they raised fares to $5. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1090 Look what rolled in 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1091 That's taking subway to a whole new level. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1092 It’s the new BLT downtown line. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1093 This is the new art installation "SUBWAY SUBWAY" 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
1094 I just started my diet, let's wait for the express, it's a turkey on whole wheat. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1095 In Philly, you get on a hoagie. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1096 They replaced the gravy train. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1097 Let's wait for one without tomatoes. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1098 Whoa! They really put some dough into the subway system! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1099 Damn Product Placement! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1100 This one is full of baloney. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1101 What makes you think we are in the Meatpacking District? 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1102 I hear it's the fastest food in the city! 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1103 Lettuce on that train. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1104 We change at Huntington to a cannoli for the last few stops. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1105 Stand clear of the sliding cheese, please. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1106 wait for the express, it's fresher. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1107 Wild right? Wait till you see the Flushing Line! 1.3553 0.05476 152 115 20 17
1108 That’s the pepperoni and provolone to South Ferry. We need to wait for the hot Italian meatball to Clark Street. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1109 Yeah, it looks full ... but its right on thyme. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1110 No, that's not the 6:15 to D.C., there's no bologna on it. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1111 That line is the fast track to obesity. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1112 You can have your sub and ride it too. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1113 We’ll wait for the local. It’s gluten free. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1114 Oh, honey, waiting for the Vegan option will set us back another twenty minutes. 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1115 Oh great, another train loaded with meatballs! 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1116 Not this one. It’s the Hoagie to Philadelphia. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1117 That doesn't look like the one for Rye. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1118 I'm waiting for the 11:10 roast beef. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1119 I’m holding out for a hero. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1120 This is ham. Roast beef goes uptown. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1121 That millennial was right, this is LITERALLY the subway station. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1122 This one looks full. Let's take the next one. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1123 Don't be a hero trying to catch it. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1124 Can we wait for the vegetarian? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1125 "Let's wait for 5:15, it comes with chips". 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1126 It's being delivered to Trump Tower. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1127 You ordered the 12ft. with everything????? 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1128 Let's take the BLT instead. 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1129 No, it isn’t ironic. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1130 Can I get that to go? 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1131 We can catch this, or wait for the Eastbound Souvlaki at 12:30. 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1132 Oh, it looks delicious, but does it stop 33rd and Rawson? 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1133 Let's wait for the 12-inch. More legroom. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1134 Let’s wait for the double decker 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1135 No, we're taking the Reuben downtown. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1136 Finally! The 4:10 to Indigestion. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1137 At a time like this, New York needs a hero. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1138 Can we get it to go? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1139 This is the Italian capicolla, we’re wating for the roast beef with horseradish. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1140 Well of course it’s a subway. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1141 We'll get the next one Lois, they're really sandwiched in there. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1142 Trump appointed Dagwood Secretary of Transportation. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1143 Let's wait for the next one; I don't want to get sandwiched in there. 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1144 We're supposed to take the B, to the L, to the T. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
1145 No no. This is the white. We need the whole wheat. 1.3517 0.04435 145 98 43 4
1146 Looks like we'll be sandwiched in again. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1147 They're certainly sandwiching them in, aren't they? 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1148 Dear, it looks like they rerouted the BLT. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1149 Chew-chew! 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1150 So this is where they got the name! 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
1151 No, that's a grinder. We're waiting for the local. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1152 The subway is a real grinder. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1153 Oh, great. Another subway hero. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1154 It's the Eponymous Express. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1155 Let's wait for the next one. It's an express and vegetarian. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1156 I always wondered why it was called the subway. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1157 Looks like we’re too late. They must stop running breakfast at 10:30. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1158 It's a working class hero! 1.3514 0.05412 148 111 22 15
1159 Just wait until you see the size of the rats. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1160 Hold the door and the pickles, please. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1161 I told you the train was full of baloney! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1162 So this is where the name came from. 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1163 That's peculiar--what's a submarine doing here? 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1164 Great! The BLT is on time! 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1165 It's late because someone said, "Hold the mayo." 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1166 I refuse to be sandwiched on another subway. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1167 Let's wait for the six inch. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1168 I pretty sure that's the number one. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1169 You should see the Dunkin' Donuts promotion during morning rush hour. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1170 Well, this is a subway, what did you expect? 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1171 The 3:10 comes with mayo 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1172 No, let's wait for the Deli Express. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1173 Don't try to be a hero. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1174 If it doesn’t get you there in 20 minutes, it’s free. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1175 In Philadelphia, they call it the "Hoagie System." 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1176 It must be the BLT train. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1177 I hate sitting on lettuce. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1178 I hope it's not crowded in there. I hate when I get sandwiched in. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1179 No kidding. If anyone's riding that thing, they're in a pickle. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1180 I'm not sure this is going to solve the rat problem. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1181 Looks like we'll have to eat and run. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1182 If we could all just agree to call it a hoagie, then we wouldn't be in this strange picture... 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1183 Take this sub, none of the BLT's are running. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1184 No, it's the BLT. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1185 Hold up. The third car is vegan. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1186 Okay, take a couple bites first. But I still think we should report it! 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1187 They weren't lying when they called it fast food. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1188 Are you gonna say it or should I? 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1189 You're the one who asked for directions to the Subway. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1190 Let’s wait for the local. It’s fresher. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1191 Too late. It’s fully loaded. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1192 Look! It’s the express train to Bologna 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1193 The hero this city deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1194 That must be the BLT line. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1195 Let's wait for the local. That's the "Heartburn Express." 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1196 I'll wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1197 I always thought it was short for submarine. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1198 I think we should wait for the Panda Express. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1199 Just say you took a late lunch. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1200 Well, it is the BLT line. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1201 The corporate takeover of our failing infrastructure." 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1202 Great, lunch is on time. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1203 Is that the cheesesteak to Philly? 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1204 No, that's in Philly. Here it's a sub. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1205 Well, you said the MTA needed a hero... 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1206 If we wait 24 hours we can take the leftover train for half price. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1207 Be careful what you wish for 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1208 That's not ours, it has cheese. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1209 ''It's a new line... you're back home in 30 minutes or it's free.'' 1.3493 0.04517 146 100 41 5
1210 Where’s the gluten free line? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1211 Let's not sit near the onion this time. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1212 It could be worse. We could be in Boston where they're grinders. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1213 This is Jared’s fault. 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
1214 Honey... I told you size doesn't matter. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1215 You have to give Subway credit. Their sandwiches are always on time. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1216 Ooh, the new 600-ft. long! 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1217 Nope, we need the Reuben 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1218 It's a long ride, but lunch is included. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
1219 I was waiting for the Orient Express, but this looks like the Neapolitan local. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1220 Let's wait for the next one—you know I'm vegan. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1221 Wow, a Subway subway! 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1222 Stay back, Rutherford. Don't try to be a hero. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1223 That`s the American, we want the Italian. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1224 I thought you said we were catching the A train to get something to eat? 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
1225 How do you know we're in the Meatpacking District? 1.3493 0.04302 146 98 45 3
1226 Local hero. We need the express. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1227 I thought we were going to take the BLT line home. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1228 You can see why Italian submarines were so ineffective during WWII. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1229 Let's wait for the next one. This one already has everything on it. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1230 The B.L.T. line is always late. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1231 Do you want to wait for the vegetarian downtown sub? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1232 Must be the new crosstown feeder train. Let's wait for the L. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1233 It's really crowded at lunch time. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1234 Have you noticed? The subway rats are getting bigger and their delivery orders are getting bolder. 1.3490 0.05381 149 112 22 15
1235 I think it came from Philly. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1236 I say we wait for the Taco Express. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1237 I was thinking Chinese 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1238 This one goes to Jersey, Mike- for Philly we need a cheese steak. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1239 That's the express to Coronary. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1240 Sigh. The daily grinder. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1241 I told you we should’ve gone for a wok 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1242 Attractive. Aromatic. On time. DeBlasio might be on to something. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1243 Public transportation gets more and more cheesy. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1244 We don't need another hero, we just need to know the way home 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1245 I don't think I can stomach the ride. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1246 We're waiting for the one with no tomatoes. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1247 Excuse me, Sir. Is that the BMT or the BLT? 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1248 I didn’t think that when they legalized pot here that I would hallucinate quite so much. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1249 Why is the reuben running on the ham and cheese line? 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1250 I think Marvel's taken this whole Superhero thing a bit too far. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1251 The mayor did promise subway improvements. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1252 ...and they warm it on the third rail. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1253 We missed the gravy train, now we'll have to get sandwiched on the subway. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1254 UberEats is getting so convenient! 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
1255 I expected to be sandwiched in, but not so literally. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1256 The Coney Island and the gravy train are on this line too. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1257 Let's wait, the next one should be whole wheat. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1258 This product placement is getting out of hand! 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1259 No, dear. We take the 6”. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1260 Wrong Subway! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1261 Only you would take the MTA to the OTB on a BLT. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1262 I always wondered how it got that name! 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
1263 Oh, a 'subway.' I get it. That's pretty funny. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
1264 It got the sub part right. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1265 And that’s just the dining car. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
1266 Let's wait for the vegan one, there'll be plenty of room. 1.3448 0.05394 145 109 22 14
1267 They say it comes uptown faster than it goes downtown. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1268 Don't take it--the 12:15 is organic. 1.3448 0.05394 145 109 22 14
1269 Another salami on ciabatta?! Maybe we should just take it. 1.3448 0.04525 145 100 40 5
1270 Food's good, but the service is lousy. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1271 Wait til you see the ones sponsored by Taco Bell 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1272 I thought this was the BLT line. 1.3448 0.04418 145 99 42 4
1273 This is ridiculous. I clearly said “no tomatoes.” 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1274 This must be the Bread Line. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1275 Let's wait for one with less mayonnaise. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1276 That's the turkey. We want the spicy Italian. 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1277 Something's not kosher. We better wait for the Corned Beef Special. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1278 Let's wait for the whole wheat. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
1279 No. We are waiting for the turkey on rye. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1280 Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame seed? 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1281 Folks in this city are so LITERAL. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1282 Wait for the meatball sub to take us to Little Italy. 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1283 Let's wait for the number 4, it has no onions. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1284 Sure, it's slow and smells bad, but hey, this is New York. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1285 That doesn't look kosher to me. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1286 That's not funny 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1287 Let's wait for the desert car. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1288 I gotta hand it to you, this is one helluva first date 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
1289 Nope. Too literal. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1290 Oh, honey, I think the other side of the tracks is gluten-free. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1291 I think I’ll wait for the foot-long. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1292 It may be slow, but it's kosher. 1.3427 0.04666 143 100 37 6
1293 I thought Fridays was tuna fish. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1294 They're calling it, "The President." 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1295 These days everybody wants to be a hero. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1296 Let's wait for the nine grain. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1297 ANOTHER local hero on the express track. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1298 Martha, I don't care about your gluten sensitivity, we need to be there in twenty... 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1299 That one has onions. Let’s wait for an express. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1300 What kind of hero still takes the subway? 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1301 Whose foot did they measure??? 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1302 Aren't they taking the name a little too literally? 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1303 Oh - wrong platform. To get downtown, we need to take the 7:10 ham and cheese. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1304 Hold it, that's a hoagie. We're waiting for the Philly. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1305 We gotta wait for the next one. I'm trying to avoid gluten. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1306 This definitely won't solve the rat problem. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1307 Change to the Whopper at 42nd Street. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1308 No. It’s the Gravy Train we want. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1309 Let's wait. The express is whole wheat. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1310 It's amazing what can be done with a 3-D printer and some advertising. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1311 Is this the B, the L, or the T train? 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1312 Let's wait for a pizza. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1313 Let's wait for no mayo. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1314 I told you we shouldn't have ordered a whole subway just for the two of us! 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1315 We want the six-inch to Brooklyn. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1316 Well, this wasn't what first thought when the guidebook said the subway feeds the city. 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1317 THAT'S the new Subway line?! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1318 Wow, great product placement! 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1319 I thought you said this line was vegetarian. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1320 No, we are waiting for the pastrami on rye. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1321 Let's wait--the next train's gluten free. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1322 It's not the hero Gotham deserved, but the one we needed. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1323 Behold, a true hero! 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1324 I love their sandwiches, but where do you sit? 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1325 They did say Subway might go under. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1326 It’s the latest Christo, ‘Moveable Yeast’. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1327 Grab this gentile express, or wait for the kosher local? 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1328 These new trains are a bunch of baloney! 1.3406 0.05490 138 104 21 13
1329 Are you sure we're in the right subway? 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1330 That must be the BLT train. Ours is the PBJ. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1331 Let’s take the next one. This one is too full. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1332 I think the gravy train arrives at platform six...... 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1333 We want the "L" line, not the "BLT". 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1334 Service has gotten so bad. We need a hero. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1335 We're heading uptown, so we need to catch the turkey with mayo. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1336 I thought the one with tomato was UPTOWN. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1337 That’s not ours, we’re waiting on the 6 (inch) 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1338 I hope the pastrami is not running late. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1339 I never thought I'd live to see them finish the Second Ave Deli line 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1340 O.K. -- corporate sponsorship has gone a little too far. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1341 Now I understand why you guys call it the subway 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1342 Subway is expanding 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1343 Guess we will have to eat on the go. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1344 I hate corporate sponsorships! 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1345 I'm pretty sure this is the wrong subway. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1346 “We can switch to the bagel at 42nd Street”. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1347 Look, Harry. The first color cartoon! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1348 So that's where they got the name. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1349 The Italian B.M.T. always runs late. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1350 That is one bad visual pun. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1351 Don't get on. It looks too full. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1352 I told you we should have taken the BLT. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1353 I'm waiting for the uptown express. It's vegan. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1354 I'm sure the Coney Island will be along any minute. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1355 At last it's on a roll! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1356 They wonder why they have a rat problem. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1357 Talk about product placement! 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1358 It’s free but you have to ride as a topping. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1359 Look at the size of the rat dragging that 'sub'! 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1360 Is this the original Subway? 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1361 Shows you what can get done when the public and private sectors work together. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1362 The mayor ordered a new subway train on the wrong form. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1363 OK I get it, but where’s the door? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1364 Not sure now. Used to be $5.00. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
1365 In the old days, this was called the "BLT Line." 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1366 I bet it still smells like urine 1.3382 0.05544 136 103 20 13
1367 Let's wait for the next one, I'm off gluten. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1368 The trick is to find a caption without the word subway in it. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1369 That's the uptown BLT local, we'll wait for the Tuna Melt express. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1370 Over an hour late. I’m not even hungry anymore. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1371 Ah Subway. Now it all makes sense. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1372 What say we catch that Hoagie to Muskogee? 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1373 Boy, they weren't kidding. The $5 Subway IS a good deal. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1374 I can't keep is straight dear. Is this literally a subway, or figuratively? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1375 No, we still call it a Subway station. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1376 Let's wait for the Express. It's pastrami on rye. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1377 It's too full. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1378 Let's wait for the triple-decker club car. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1379 Let's wait for the uptown gyro. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1380 I heard the new cars were made in deli. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1381 Nope, ours is the #12 with mustard. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1382 The graffiti on this line's gotten much more sophisticated. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1383 Sweetie, let's wait for the next train. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1384 Tell me again. Why do we call it "fast food"? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1385 I’d heard of the IRT, the BMT, and the IND, but never the BLT! 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1386 It’s part of Trump’s new infrastructure plan. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1387 I heard about this...it's Elon Musk and his Hyperloaf. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1388 So that’s what they mean by Subway 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1389 Ugh. Privatization. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1390 Not bad for $2.75. 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
1391 I'd just as soon go back up and hail a salad. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1392 The train traffic on the MTA is becoming increasingly hard to swallow. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1393 I think that's the 4:55 westbound BLT. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1394 I thought he was an out of towner too when he said to take the Broadway BLT. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1395 Nice buns 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1396 You know how I feel about mayo...we'll just wait for the next one. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1397 Should we take this one or wait or wait for the meatball express? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1398 I thought Banksy was a vegetarian. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1399 It does look appetizing, but do you see a door, because I do not see a door. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1400 Ah! Now I know where this place got its name. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1401 That is definitely not a lo-cal. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1402 I think Subway is taking itself too literally. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1403 Subway must be running a hell of a Groupon deal. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1404 Too packed...let's wait for the next one. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1405 This isn't our train, we are waiting for the 6 inch express. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1406 Let's take it, it runs like a hot dog after 125th. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1407 Ready to take a hero's journey? 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1408 This "corporate sponsorship" thing has gone too far. 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
1409 Can you believe we still can’t eat on the train? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1410 It's the new 500 foot long from Subway. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1411 It takes fast food to a whole new level 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1412 I knew they were looking for a hero to fix the system. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1413 Oh, it's the weekend. I forgot the salami is running on the turkey line. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1414 It has mustard. We'll take the next one. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1415 Looks like the rats won their petition. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1416 Are you sure that's the BMT Line? 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1417 It's gotta be the new dining car 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1418 The subway has really lettuce down. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1419 Lunch now arriving on Platform 14. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1420 Ah, I see the 7 grain is right on time! 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1421 Oh no! Honey, the uptown arteries must be clogged again, this is usually a vegan train! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
1422 Oh look, the President’s Food Stamp reform! 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1423 Uptown gluten-free now boarding. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1424 Is this the BLT? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1425 They always get it wrong. I ordered a #7! 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1426 No, I'm trying to stay off carbs, not get on them. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1427 I told you the foot-long wouldn't be the end of it. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1428 this one is coming from the meatpacking district 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1429 Let’s take a taxi. I hate feeling sandwiched in. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1430 Let's wait for the bánh mì. It's express and the seats are softer. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1431 With the price of steel, Subway won the bid 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1432 I think the MTA partnership with Subway has had some unintended consequences 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1433 Let's take the next one. I want extra turkey. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1434 1.Let’s wait for the meatball express. 2. We’ll get a beverage at the transfer. 3. Is this the train to Little Italy? 4. We need that new Meatro card. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1435 BLT? I always thought it was the BMT. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1436 No, son. Let's wait for the whole wheat. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
1437 A real hero, jumping on the track like that. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1438 I finally got this subway system figured out. We don't want to take that one. It has extra prosciutto and is going to Little Italy. We take the next pastrami on rye to the lower east side. 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
1439 Late again -- but at least not packed like sardines 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1440 Honey, Let's wait for the Gluten-free one. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1441 Well, this IS a subway station. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1442 Oh my God, David! New York is AMAZING! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1443 We should say something. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
1444 I hear it runs on vinegar and oil. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1445 There is a downtown salami and cheese arriving in 2 minutes 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1446 Who knew Subway delivers? 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
1447 I think we are in the wrong subway. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1448 C'est ne pas un sandwich. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1449 Big difference between London Underground and New York Subway. 1.3333 0.04583 135 94 37 4
1450 We need to sit in the no onions section. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
1451 Look, a track meat. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1452 This must be the one to the mayo clinic 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1453 "Wow. This really must be the subway". 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1454 We all live in a yellow submarine! 1.3333 0.05662 135 104 17 14
1455 We are dead meat if we go in there. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1456 Don't worry, we'll ketchup. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1457 Service on this line is really sub par 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1458 I’m waiting for the 5:20 - it has more mayonnaise. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1459 Now I know why the fare has gone up to $5. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1460 Back to the daily grinder. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1461 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like mayo. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1462 That's strange... I didn't think the B.L.T. ran local on weekends. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1463 Ugh, crowded again. I feel like a piece of meat on this thing. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1464 I don't care if you're a vegan. This is our only ride out of here. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1465 We must have gone to the wrong Subway 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1466 Let’s wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1467 This isn't ours...ours has pepperoni... 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1468 The rat lobby is getting out of control 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1469 I guess after Jared Subway really went under 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1470 It's usually much busier during lunch hour. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1471 Let's wait for the artisanal car. Everyone's always less kneady there. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1472 They say the toasted version is even faster. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1473 How's that for express delivery! 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1474 I've always heard that heroes can be found in the strangest places. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1475 Subway has gone too far. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1476 Hey Carmichael! Better a subway in a subway, than a grinder in a grinder, than a torpedo in a torpedo, than a hoagie in a... Carmichael. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1477 I literally cannot digest what I'm seeing. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1478 The guy who gave us directions sent us to the wrong subway. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1479 Since When Does the Salami Run Local? 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1480 I only ride vegetarian. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1481 On this line MTA stands for mayo, tomato, and arugula. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1482 This is a bit too literal for my taste. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1483 At last, a subway sandwich that really moves me. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1484 It runs on oil and vinegar. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1485 I hope Nathan's doesn't hear about this. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1486 Let’s wait for the panini. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1487 The unforeseen side-effects of a 24/7 news cycle and legal marijuana. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1488 I'm so hungry after my colonoscopy, even the subway looks delicious. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1489 I suppose it's better than being packed in like sardines! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1490 What time’s the one without mayo? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1491 Darn, I ordered a turkey with cheddar not the BMT! 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1492 That's all well and good, but how do we get on? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1493 Excuse me Sir, is this the 4:10 from Liverwurst? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1494 That's just disappointingly literal if you ask me. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1495 Sandwiched in and it's not even rush hour! 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1496 Do you think Siri understood you wanted a sandwich shop? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1497 No, no! The ‘A’ train comes with mayo. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1498 I told you portion sizes were getting out of hand. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1499 Product placement has gotten out of hand. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1500 The new Metro service neither addresses the chronic over-crowding issues, nor the persistent rat infestation in the tunnels. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1501 Ohhh... now I get it. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1502 They have added a dining car 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1503 Is this the train to or from Hell's Kitchen? 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1504 Let’s just wait for the next one... I don’t like the looks of that lettuce 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1505 Actually, I love the new subway sandwich train cars. Come my little tomato, lettuce squeeze in. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1506 Maybe we should elect a new mayo. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1507 Well, they did say they’d change public transportation and eliminate hunger... 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1508 I told you the BLT would be packed at rush hour. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1509 Step back! The jaws are about to close. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1510 No, that's the Salami and Cheese to Little Italy. We need the Bahn Mi to Thai Village. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1511 We'll have to wait for the next one. This one's not kosher. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1512 Did you bring the two for the price of one coupon? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1513 You did say you wanted it to go. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1514 I told you this was the BLT-- the IRT is on the other side of Union Square. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1515 Not this one...ours is the Quiznos. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1516 Let's wait for the fast food -- it's an express. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1517 Do we really want to privatize everything? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1518 This must be the wrong subway stop! 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1519 The job sounds marvellous, but I can just see your commute getting stale very quickly. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1520 Can we order it to go? 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1521 I just ate. Let’s wait for the 1:15. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1522 No, you go ahead. I'm going to wait for the turkey and swiss. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1523 So that's why the fare was $5. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1524 You have to admit that the product placement is excellent. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1525 It's one of those new Italian cars. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1526 Are you sure we can transfer before Flushing? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1527 It looks full. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1528 It's not ours. I held the tomatoes. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1529 Should we get that to go? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1530 I thought we were in The Big Apple? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1531 That reminds me, Fred, your sister and her new boyfriend are coming for dinner tomorrow. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1532 This is the Ham and Swiss the Mixed Italian arrives at 8:05 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1533 No, the next one is our’s. This one has pastrami. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1534 Always fresh, never on time. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1535 Talk about catering to the lunch crowd! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1536 That's the BLT train. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1537 That's not ours, we want the hoagie to Hoboken. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1538 That's the Coldcut Combo to Brooklyn. We need the Spicy Italian to East Village. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1539 If that's what I think it is, the $5.50 round trip's a downright bargain. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1540 Is this what you mean by the "meat-packing district?" 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1541 It's rare when two companies can merge and still maintain their own identities! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1542 This looks like the BLT. We need to catch the PB&J. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1543 This sub is called The Trump, even though it's YUGE, it comes with a micro pickle. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1544 It takes itself too literally. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1545 Wait for the next one, I don't want get sandwiched in. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1546 Can we take the BLT line? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1547 No wait, we want the Meatball Bacon Sub with Cheese to Lexington Ave. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1548 Stand clear of the closing jaws, please. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1549 On second thought let’s take the bus. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1550 That must be the midnight special. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1551 Let's wait. The Gluten-free won't be as crowded. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1552 Avoid the middle section; it can be overly stuffed. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1553 It seems like we are about to get into a pickle. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1554 BLT? The sign said BMT. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1555 Did you ever feel like you were living in a cartoon that needed no caption? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1556 What? no Cheese? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1557 I'll wait for the vegetarian car. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1558 Let that one go- I want Gluten-Free. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1559 That must be the dining car... 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1560 It was supposed to be here at lunch time. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1561 Something had to be done since the steel and aluminum tariffs took hold. They call it Light-Rye-Rail 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1562 Talk about getting sandwiched on the train. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1563 I think the rats are going to like this new train. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1564 The rats must be enormous. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1565 It doesn't stop at this station, it goes right to Little Italy. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1566 The 3rd rail really crisps up the bread nicely. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1567 It’s not the hero we deserve, but it’s the hero we need. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1568 They certainly have made big Subway changes. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1569 Let's get on the next train. This one isn't kosher. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1570 I'm guessing we will have to take it to go. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1571 Let’s wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1572 I think it's a subway. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1573 Let's wait for the next one--maybe there'll be less Salami. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1574 Are you sure you googled the right subway? 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1575 Wait til you see the rats 1.3282 0.05780 131 102 15 14
1576 No, let's wait for the panini. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1577 They bought it from the wrong Subway company. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1578 Not again? Another over stuffed NYC subway! 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1579 Let's wait. The whole wheat with mayo is due in 7 minutes. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1580 “Well it is a Subway, but it’s not what I ordered”. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1581 Bill, I think we went to the wrong subway. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1582 This must be what they meant by lunchtime delays. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1583 When you ordered, did you stipulate rapid transit or fast delivery? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1584 It looks full but I think we can eat our way in. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1585 It's a little too stuffed for me, let's get the next one. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1586 Jared said to wait for the footlong. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
1587 Let's wait for the next one, they are really sandwiched in there. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1588 Looks like the BLT is running on the BMT line. 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1589 Makes you feel small, doesn't it? 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1590 No, darling, it's just the IRT. You're hungry, that's all. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1591 The 12:10 ham and cheese is right on time! 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1592 Just in time to catch the last subway. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1593 Watch the gap between the meat and the cheese. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1594 Is this the fast food line? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1595 Is that the hoagie car, Michael? 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1596 You’re right, it’s longer than a foot. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1597 Squeeze in behind those pickles, or wait for the next train? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1598 The BLT line is running with delays 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1599 It is the last Hoagy to Clarksville. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1600 You’ve got to be a hero to make it through the subway these days. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1601 I'm not that hungry. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1602 All aboard! Next stop... Hell's Kitchen. Hell's Kitchen... next stop 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1603 I never thought they'd take corporate sponsorship so far. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1604 The Grinder goes from Grand Central to Connecticut, the Hoagie goes out of Penn Station to Jersey. This is just a Subway. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1605 Let's wait for the next one...this one looks stuffed. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1606 I was just getting used to the footlong. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1607 Shall we take the subway or wait for the bahn mi? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1608 That's the turkey club. We need the Reuben. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1609 I didn't know they allowed food on the train. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1610 Subway's out of service but I guess we can take a hoagie. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1611 Can we take this home? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1612 I know the advertising revenue is important, but I still have trouble seeing the doors. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1613 I guess this train doesn't go to Nathan's. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1614 Stand clear of the closing buns. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1615 Figuratively speaking, that's a mixed metaphor, literally. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1616 It's not our train. We want the pumpernickel. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1617 This must be the Subway stop. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1618 I TOLD YOU TRUMP WOULDN’T STOP NEW YORK CITY FROM GETTING A NEW SUBWAY” 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1619 Now I understand why we paid with potato chips. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1620 "I see MTA lost the trademark infringement suit". 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1621 I thought they said the new steel tariffs wouldn't affect us. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1622 Let’s wait for the 11:30 uptown BLT. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1623 My hero's come to take me away 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1624 I said "ride the train to subway for dinner" not the other way around. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1625 You did ask for it 'to go'. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1626 I prefer lighter fare. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1627 Should we take it to go? 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1628 Sweetie, Let's wait for the Express, it has pimento and cheese. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1629 It goes straight through to the Big Apple. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1630 Gosh. I didn't know Subway delivered. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1631 Oooh, look...! It's that new Hoagie Car, Michael! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1632 Let's wait for the Burger Express. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1633 That’s the 1:30 to Philly. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1634 Am I high? 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1635 This is not what I had in mind when you said we were eating at Subway. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1636 Naah, the Spicy Italian is never on time. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1637 Let's wait for the sourdough. 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1638 Smells better than the EL. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1639 Are you sure this is the yeastbound? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1640 Subway is working on its product placement. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1641 No, the next one. This one's got mayonnaise. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1642 Let's wait for the footlong - it's the express. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1643 This one goes to Little Italy. Let's wait for the meatball. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1644 We can never seem to ride the subway without getting sandwiched in with everyone else. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1645 There's no way it only has 6 grams of fat. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1646 I've changed my mind Dear. Let's take a Taco Taxi. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1647 Well, it is 'fast' food .... 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1648 When you said "Hurry,....Come see the Superhero!", I was expecting something more like Superman. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1649 The onions can be a bit overbearing at close quarters, but at least they run on time. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1650 I guess the BLT line is running local today 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1651 I'm sick and tired of the subways turning into sandwiches at the stroke of midnight. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1652 Never visit a museum on an empty stomach. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1653 And I thought it was fake news. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1654 Are we going back on carbs? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1655 No! I said let's MEET on the platform. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1656 Let's wait for a turkey on wheat. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1657 I didn't know anyone actually rode the whole grain anymore. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1658 Let’s wait for the next one- I’m allergic to gluten. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1659 Go ahead. I'm holding out for a hero. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1660 Oh so that's why they call them Subs! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1661 Product placement has really crossed a line. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1662 It finally hit me. Hoagy Carmichael. That's who wrote Stardust! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1663 No, that's the express to Little Italy, We want the local. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1664 It's their new sub: Under Ground Beef 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1665 It's the new train they sandwiched between the Q and the R line... 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1666 Sub in the Way 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1667 Looks like the 2:48 is a little oily. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1668 Ugh, let's wait. Tomatoes. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1669 'Good to see they've got the subways running on thyme.' 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1670 The Trump train is always full of bologna. 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
1671 Did the one we came in on have cheese? 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1672 I'll wait for the next one -- I'm vegetarian. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1673 The sub is filled, maybe we should take the bus. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1674 The milk train has fewer carbs, but it doesn't stop here anymore. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1675 I'll never be able to finish it in two stops. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1676 I think it was better when they were covered in graffiti. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1677 Edward was not convinced, but Betty was certain they were at the right Subway. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1678 Somewhat redundant, don't you think. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1679 They say a hero can come in all shapes and sizes. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1680 Why only clog tunnels when you can also clog arteries? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1681 Oh honey look it's that new Christo traveling art thing, he calls it the Monte Christo. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1682 Rising costs meant they had to look for sponsors. It's called the New York City Subway(tm) now. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1683 Is that the number 4 or the number 6? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1684 I don't think we'll fit with everyone sandwiched in like that. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1685 No...Way. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1686 Even though the train wasnt crowded, John and Mary were still going to be sandwiched in. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1687 Well, I think it's a hoagie. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1688 Wait! That's not the gluten-free car. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1689 Let's wait for the one with mustard 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1690 I guess that order was 'to go'. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1691 I am not riding in the salami car this time. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1692 I hear they only run a foot-long during rush hour. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1693 Not ours. We take the No Onion line. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1694 Looks like the "subway" is packed. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1695 No honey this is not us, we take the smoked turkey with swiss 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1696 OK it's longer. It's still crowded and stinks in the summer. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1697 It's local and it's artisan. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1698 This subway ends down at the mouth of the Hudson. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1699 The old subway car was toast. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1700 No, I don’t know where it goes and, yes, I’m getting on. Follow me. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1701 That's unbelievable. A BLT on the local track?!" 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1702 Well, I guess when he said meet on the train he wasn't kidding. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1703 The directions say to take the BLT to Midtown. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1704 This is the underground subway that I was telling you about 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1705 No, that’s the Italian, we’re looking for the BLT. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1706 I think we should wait for one without mayo. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1707 Pretty much tops it for product placement. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1708 Wait - how many calories are in the 12” southbound pastrami ? 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1709 That settles it. It's a sub not a hoagie. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1710 Let’s just get the next one - this one’s a damn sandwich. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1711 Oh darling, this beats seeing the original Starbucks in Seattle. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1712 Hold the door and the tomatoes! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1713 The subway taken over by Subway. This privatization-of-public-services thing has gone too far. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1714 Let’s wait for the 2. It’s pastrami and express. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1715 Pizza rat was one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1716 Won't be long, I suppose, before some sandwich artist comes along and covers it in graffiti. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1717 Thanks, Captain Obvious 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1718 If it’s with sardines I am not getting in. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1719 Let’s wait for the next one; I’m not that hungry. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1720 Let's wait for the Panda Express. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1721 I am taking this sub to the Yeast side. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1722 Is that the new BLT line? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1723 We need more gluten-free transportation systems 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1724 No, that's not ours. We need to catch the meatball line to get to Queens. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1725 These sponsor placements have gone too far. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1726 I don't like fast food, let's wait for the local. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1727 They have a long way to go, but the're on the right track 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1728 Oh good, lets take the dining car. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1729 Ooh, gluten, processed red meats, not too much green stuff! I could get on board. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1730 Well, it certainly doesn’t solve the rat problem. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1731 Let’s wait for the next one. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1732 No, this is ham. We want turkey. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1733 Just don't ask to use the restrooms. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1734 No wonder we have a rat problem. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1735 Those Subways are everywhere. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1736 Thats one way to keep my diet on track 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
1737 Lettuce, tomatoes, onions,--hold the train 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1738 This is taking corporate sponsorship too far. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1739 I heard that the Subway franchise just bought the MTA. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1740 I’d heard 14 was the buffet line. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1741 We're better off waiting for the uptown artisanal. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1742 What did I tell you, Harold? Privatization never works. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1743 Do you know where the gluten free track is? 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1744 The mayo is being held momentarily. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1745 It's called the Subway subway. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1746 Looks pretty good for a 100 year old subway! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1747 Something doesn't smell right. Let's wait for the next train. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1748 You sure that's the BMT? I think I see Turkey. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1749 Subway's getting pretty aggressive with their advertising... 1.3200 0.04628 125 88 34 3
1750 Trust me, the BLT line is probably even worse 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1751 We could have gotten the Subway Special for half the fare! 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1752 I think we're looking for the southbound vegetarian. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1753 I'm waiting for the salami on rye. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1754 I say we split one. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1755 You have to cut through a lot of baloney to get anywhere around here. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1756 Wait, the next one is kosher 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1757 These new subway cars aren't really my taste. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1758 They keep increasing the subway fare. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1759 Whenever I traveled, my mother always told me to take a sandwich. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1760 Oh good, it's the dinner train 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1761 Yeah the sandwich is big but didja see that rat pulling it? 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1762 Let‘s agree on this: If it‘s not vegan, we are not getting on it.“ 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1763 The hero's journey 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1764 This isn’t what I ordered. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1765 On the other hand, they got rid of all the billboard ads. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1766 Due to a signal malfunction, lunch is now served. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1767 First it's fake news, and now it's fake transportation? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1768 You may not like pastrami but we'll get home faster. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
1769 Subway is introducing its new line -- the BLT. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1770 I think this is taking corporate sponsorship a little too far. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1771 Look, its the A train express to heart disease, obesity and early death. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1772 Must be heading to White House. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1773 We missed the meatball, but if we wait 5 more minutes we can catch the mortadella. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1774 Let's just wait for the gluten-free. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1775 It goes through the underbelly of the City. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1776 It's the IRT; we need the BLT! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1777 What were you talking about exactly when you said, "let's go to Subway?" 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1778 Looks like they finally added a Dining Car. 1.3200 0.04628 125 88 34 3
1779 ....AND, it's on time. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1780 He did promise to make a huge investment in our infrastructure. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1781 It's so late it's gone stale. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1782 This must be yours. I ordered mine with provolone. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1783 Well, a hero has arrived to save us from these dark times 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1784 When they start sending in food for the wait, you better walk. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1785 That is definitely more than a foot long. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1786 Literally!?! 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1787 Does it ever strike you that our transit system has become massively sub-standard? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1788 I wonder how many people outside New York will get this? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1789 We should just take it. I heard the G train weekend service is a tuna melt. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1790 The Express comes with a drink and a cookie. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1791 Don’t get on this one...we want the Meatball Marinara 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1792 This city really knows how to put the sub in subway. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1793 Subway, gyro, whatever. All I know is, it’s late again. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1794 Doesn't look like a Subway to me! 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1795 Oh, so that's how it got its name. 1.3171 0.05693 123 95 17 11
1796 If you don't call it "the Train" everyone will know your from out of town. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1797 Must be the train from little Italy 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1798 Lettuce on! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1799 Please, don’t state the obvious. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1800 This is the Italian. We want the Express. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1801 They did say it was going to get worse before it got better. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1802 So, Amazon bought Whole Foods, and now Subway just bought subway? 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1803 Does this mean we can order a hanger steak at the airport? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1804 Let's wait for the Ham and Cheese. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1805 Not this one -- we want the 6-inch to Flatbread 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1806 Do you think if we got on we could be heros? 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1807 Are you sure this is the right subway? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1808 It’s only a metaphor. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1809 What do the Taxis look like here? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1810 No, ours is the hot meatball to Queens. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1811 Only in the Big Apple. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1812 The local is less fattening. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1813 It's the new Lunch Line 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1814 I thought they said it was only a foot long 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1815 Too many carbs, let's wait and take the next one. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1816 Let's get it to go. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1817 Last time I ask Jared for directions. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1818 The American is running local, let's take the Italian. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1819 Italian subways are confusing. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1820 This one’s a local. The cheesesteak express should be along any minute. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1821 Looks full - let's catch the rye. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1822 Let's wait for the tuna special - this is a local. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1823 Still... for $5? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1824 Let's wait for the special... 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1825 Remember when it only cost $5? 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1826 These public-private partnerships have gone too far. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1827 I knew you were in a hurry, so I ordered to go. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1828 I never thought that Christo would sell out. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1829 Yes, we made America great again! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1830 At least it smells good 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1831 Let's wait for one without mustard. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1832 Well, I’m no fan of pastrami, but we’re running late, so let’s take this one. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1833 Let's take a different subway. I'm doing Paleo. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1834 Wait, the local is gluten free. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1835 Let's take the Pastrami to 42nd, grab the Meatball to Queens, and then we can just jump on the Ham and Cheese there. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1836 Do you want that to go? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1837 Let's wait for the gravy train instead 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1838 That's the BLT, not the BMT 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1839 Is it just me or are they getting smaller? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1840 At least it's better than the breadline. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1841 This wouldn't have happened if we had just let them ban the big sodas 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1842 Looks like we’re going to be packed in like sardines again. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1843 It may not improve the percentage of trains arriving on time but it might make the wait more palatable. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1844 but is it still good to eat after 5 seconds on the subway floor? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1845 The boys in Set Design are smoking pot again ... 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1846 I don't believe my eyes, this subway's on time. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1847 Let's wait for the gyro. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1848 We just missed the turkey club. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1849 Probably toasty as hell in there... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1850 This one must be to go. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1851 It definitely came from a Subway, but where's it going? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1852 They send the foot-long during rush hour. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1853 I'm still not sure about this new subway marketing - "mass trans fats" - but we'll see if the public eats it up or not. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1854 Not that one! It's got everything on it. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1855 Hurry! My subway app says indigestion will arrive in...3 minutes. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1856 'Figuratively', not 'literally', dear 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1857 Do you think they'll be mad if we send it back and ask for another one? 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1858 Let's wait for the lettuce wrap. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1859 I think I’m going to wait for the ham and cheese at 3:10. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1860 Do we eat our way in? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1861 Are you sure this is the right subway? 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1862 There goes my hero. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1863 Suddenly three dollars for a sub doesn't seem so ridiculous 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1864 Not this sub dear, we want the toasted one. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1865 Let's wait for the footlong. 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1866 Well, if we get stuck... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1867 The next stop is the bathrooms in Penn Station. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1868 I think we should wait for the tuna melt. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1869 Literal is not always practical. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1870 Don’t worry. It’s locally sourced. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1871 It's my first all-you-can-eat train ride. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1872 Next stop: Indegestion 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1873 You should see the Coke that goes with it. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1874 Wow, they have taken fast food to a whole new level. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1875 I just think we are so hungry that everything is starting to look like a sandwich. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1876 That's more than a foot long. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1877 The new subway design makes it more appetizing 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1878 Here's the train to Little Italy. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1879 Express lunch? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1880 It’s not the IRT but the BLT line. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1881 I don't think it's kosher, Lenny. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1882 Is that the A/C/E or the B.L.T? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1883 Let's wait for the seedless. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1884 Let's wait for the next one; this one's stuffed. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1885 Hmm, I think we should just take the Panda Express. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1886 How can something so wrong feel so right? 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1887 Well, there goes dinner. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1888 These corporate sponsorships are getting way out of hand. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1889 See, I told you! We catch the uptown meatball on the other platform. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1890 This is my kind of Subway. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1891 I was waiting for a #5 Uptown, but I guess a #6 with pastrami will have to do. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1892 Let’s wait for one without onions. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1893 We have to take this one. The black forest ham is making only express stops to 125th Street. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1894 Wrong train. The 10:05 offers Kosher dills. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1895 Wow, it actually made it on time for lunch for once. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1896 Looks like more delays on the BLT line... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1897 While I don't usually object to product placement, Subway has gone too far. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1898 Oh, great, does this mean that the price to ride the subway is 5 bucks now!? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1899 Look, Charles, it's the 4 'clock Hoagie. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1900 Not this one - we're on the pastrami. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1901 I said Chinatown not little Italy, give me the map! 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1902 Looks like they forgot the mayo, but at least it arrived on time. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1903 Let's wait for one that's less packed. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1904 Let's wait for one on whole wheat. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1905 I thought the MoMA exhibit was last week. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1906 Boy, have these cartoons become literal. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1907 Looks like the express is running as a local hero. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1908 Let's just take the next one. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1909 The last car has more cheese. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1910 Hope you're hungry! This is the first stop on the Buffet Line. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1911 Let's wait for the Ruben. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1912 I just love the Whitney! 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1913 Golly, I didn’t know Subway delivers. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1914 At this hour, it is always a meat fest. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1915 Not ours. Our has cilantro. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1916 It's huge!! I bet it goes to Trump Tower. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1917 Now they're just mocking us. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1918 You know I'm gluten-free...We'll have to walk. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1919 Oh, it's a mayonnaise. Let's wait for an oil and vinegar. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1920 Great, another wannabe subway hero. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1921 Attention subway riders : eating in the car is permitted. Eating the car is not 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1922 The express comes with prosciutto. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1923 It's the express. No tomatoes. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1924 Still smells like urine, although now with a hint of honey mustard. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1925 I hadn't planned on taking a submarine to Penn Station! 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1926 Sure, I know it's a lot to eat, but we can take the rest home. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1927 No, No, it's not a grinder. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1928 Hold on. I don't see the conductor -- or is that him under the avocado? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1929 I'll wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1930 I think it's going to Little Italy 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1931 We should wait...the whole wheat will be along in a minute. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1932 In Philadelphia that would be a hoagie. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1933 If you are going uptown I wouldn't get on. It's almost impossible to get a hoagie above 14th Street. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1934 They're not very subtle with the subliminal advertising, are they? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1935 No, no, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomatoes. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1936 Its either the BMT, the IRT, or the BLT special. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1937 Don't say it. Don't even think it. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1938 Let's have a bite and then go home 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1939 I wonder if I can get mine "To Go". 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1940 Does this subway go to Philly? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1941 Is this your idea of our lunch date? 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1942 I flew Blimpie to Chicago. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1943 It's a subway...It's a sandwich...Genius! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1944 Problem is, every time the doors open a tomato slides out. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1945 The MTA is exploring franchise opportunities. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1946 The veggie sub doesn't stop here. This is a meat station only. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1947 Let's wait for the local, otherwise we'll be sandwiched in. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1948 No, we need to wait for the vegan. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1949 Hey look! It’s one of those all-you-can-eat trains! 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1950 Too many carbs. Let's wait for the lo cal. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1951 ~Hold on, lets wait for the Italian B.M.T to Brooklyn" 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1952 I have to transfer at Times Square for the Turkey and Swiss 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1953 You’ll be able to get an olive by 96th. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1954 It looks like this town is full of literals, not liberals. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1955 Let's walk. I think the next station has a vegan train. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1956 The graffiti is so convincing. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1957 You said it would be like a sardine can. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1958 Finally, a subway I love. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1959 It's delayed--they're holding the mayo on the A line. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1960 I always wondered how that was named. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1961 This is the best smelling train in Manhattan. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1962 Let's wait for the Veggie Delite. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1963 If its not vegan and gluten free I'm not riding. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1964 This might cause my diet to go off track. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1965 It's true, then—Subway and the subway have merged. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1966 Half the city is off bread, so it's never crowded. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1967 I guess we can't take it today. It's no meat Friday. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1968 Let’s wait for the next one, it might not be as filling. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1969 Everyone in the Village warned us not to go above 14th, but you will never listen. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1970 I heard Subway now "Supersizes". 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1971 If you finish one, you get a second one free... 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1972 These subway ads are getting a bit extreme. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1973 That must be the sub to Little Italy. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1974 Let's wait for the gluten-free train. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1975 And that's BEFORE they supersize it! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1976 Let's sit near the front, there's less pickles there. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1977 Fred this reminds me, we’re almost out of toilet paper. 1.3070 0.06120 114 91 11 12
1978 I think it's a nuclear sub! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1979 Looks like we trade less congestion for more indigestion. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1980 Let's wait for the No. 3 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1981 I wonder about the roll of advertising in our society 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1982 Not bad, only $2.75 for a 200 foot-long. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1983 But that's what the sign said. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1984 Look at that hoagie car, Michael! 1.3070 0.05992 114 90 13 11
1985 You can't beat that for product placement. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1986 Wasn't it bad enough when the trains just smelled like a big, greasy sub? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1987 I don’t understand. This cartoon is complete and does not need a caption. Was this a mistake? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1988 Wow, how much does that sub weigh? (Hey, if the New Yorker can pun, so can I.) 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1989 It's a mirage; the 6 train is never as delicious as it looks. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1990 Looks like we just missed the Rye. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1991 Let’s wait for the pastrami on rye. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1992 Maybe crumbling infrastructure isn’t always a bad thing. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1993 They promise to fix the system, but that’s a bunch of baloney. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1994 These subway ads are really getting sophisticated. I can’t even see the door! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1995 I always leave smelling like this place. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1996 The six foot sub only comes at rush hour. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1997 Let's wait for whole-grain. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1998 The wonderful thing about this city is that you’ll find hero’s wherever you look! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1999 That's what I call a subway sandwich! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2000 Hold on. The prosciutto with lettuce and tomato is a local. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2001 That's not the subway I know... 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2002 That’s the BLT express -Let’s wait and eat local. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2003 It's the new public-private infrastructure initiative. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2004 Graffiti these days - all technique and zero soul. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2005 This cross-marketing thing is getting out of hand. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2006 Let's wait for the turkey on rye 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2007 We're early, we'll wait for the corned beef on rye. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
2008 Wait. Let's see if the next one is a pizza. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2009 It’s a subterranean. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2010 Let’s wait for the next one... looks like everyone’s sandwiched in 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2011 It's the 8:20 to Sub-Urbia. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2012 I think I'll wait for the low-carb car. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2013 Kind of obvious, isn't it? 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2014 Let's wait for the express. It has extra cheese. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2015 Did you say 'iconic' or 'ironic'? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2016 Looks like they've opened the new B.L.T line. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2017 These new advertisement wraps have gotten more realistic. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2018 This is the spicy Italian. The ham and cheese is due in five minutes." 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2019 The schedule called for Pizza 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2020 I hope you realize the winning caption to the gingerbread person cartoon announced in the 3/5 issue is plagiarized from a recent issue of AARP magazine 1.3051 0.06197 118 96 8 14
2021 I really thought you were kidding! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2022 Aww - I told them "No Tomatoes" 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2023 Mind the mayo 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2024 This is the Spicy Italian Local line, our train is the Cold Cut Combo Express. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2025 It takes a hero these days to ride the sub ways. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2026 The new Secretary of Transportation owns a number of franchises. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2027 The next one—this one's too stuffed. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2028 Something's off... Why are we the only two here? 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
2029 You see, this is why we call them hoagies back home 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2030 There really is a subway on every corner now! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2031 Phew. I was worried we'd get stuck on the tuna. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2032 I Love this new Guggenheim Exhibit it’s called “Yes Literally!” 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2033 I think the new Subway System Director is taking his job too literally. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
2034 Next stop, Little Italy. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2035 At least this one is on time! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2036 Quick! Get on! The next one has mustard. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2037 Look, the top one percent left us more than just crumbs! 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2038 Nah, there'll be a Philly Cheese Steak along any minute! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2039 You want kosher, you go local." 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2040 I feel safer now that Jared is gone. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2041 Open sesame gets you in 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2042 Let's wait for the local. I need to cut down on fast food. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2043 We transfer at Coney Island for the jumbo hot dog. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2044 This is all wrong, we needed the turkey reuben inbound. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2045 It's better than the egg salad I rode last week. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2046 Let’s wait for the uptown tuna 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2047 It would be nice not to get sandwiched between two cars. 1.3043 0.05816 115 90 15 10
2048 I don't know if it's kosher. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2049 So that’s why they don’t call it the “Tube“, “Underground” or “Metro”. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
2050 'I thought this was the L train not the BLT train' 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2051 Franchising the transportation system was a bad idea. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
2052 I was looking for the Second Avenue Deli, not the Second Avenue Subway. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2053 I hate when advertising becomes so intrusive. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2054 But is it gluten free? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2055 No, that’s the local. Let’s wait for the express, it’s fresher. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2056 I knew this would happen if SUBWAY sponsored the M.T.A. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2057 A sub in the subway is no odder than color in the New Yorker cartoon contest 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2058 Why must you be a po'boy? I knew we should've paid for the Uber. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2059 It's a typical offering from a New York City Sub Station; great, IF you can get it to go. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2060 The last one was packed with sardines. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2061 I said no tomatoes!! Let's wait for the next sandwich. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2062 You know, I was hoping we would get the gravy train this time around! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2063 I told you this was the wrong subway. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2064 Christo has finally sold out. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2065 What time are the chips and drinks scheduled to arrive? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2066 Subway's working today. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2067 Let’s wait for next one, I prefer going plain without tomatoes! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2068 Let’s wait for the turkey, cheddar and avocado. It’s an express. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2069 Next one should be the Rye Express. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2070 Oh look, the new subway has arrived. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2071 Well, we can stay and grab a bite, or take the Express. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2072 Let’s wait for the Pastrami Line. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2073 No, let's wait for the baguette express. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2074 Let’s wait, that one’s overstuffed. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2075 Wow! That must be the new 50 foot Subway! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2076 They toast it on the third rail... 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2077 I get it, you don't have to harp on what 'literally' means 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2078 nah, wait for the meatballs and swiss; takes longer but fewer onions. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2079 Let’s wait for the panini. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2080 New York's biggest fast food-train, brought to you by the nation's biggest fast-food chain. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2081 Roast beef? Let's wait for the next one. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
2082 Who ordered the pastrami on rail? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2083 Let's wait for the next one - hopefully it will be turkey on whole wheat 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2084 Geez Ted, how many weight watcher’s points do you think it is? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2085 How redundant. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2086 The thing I hate about the subway is getting sandwiched. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2087 Excuse me, is that Hoagie to Newark ? Or the Wedge to Yonkers ? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2088 Get ready to be sandwiched in again. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2089 I don’t know ... it’s not quite how I expected a subway to look. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2090 Too seedy for you? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2091 Let's wait, maybe the next one will be a hamburger. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2092 'We can take the BLT to the J Z.' 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2093 Let's wait for the 'meatball express'. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2094 It's the Hoagy Carmichael express 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2095 This isn't us, we're waiting for the Gluten Free. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2096 Let's wait for the vegetarian. It's an express. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2097 Never take the subway at lunchtime 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2098 Makes sense to me. Why else would they call it a subway station? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2099 It’s the express. We want the 6 inch. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2100 Wow...now that's what I call a subway advertisement... 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2101 Let's take the next one. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2102 This sponsorship thing has gone too far. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2103 This is the Veggie. We'll have to wait for the next one. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2104 Where’s the gluten free line? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2105 That's the sub to Brooklyn. 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
2106 That's turkey, we need turkey club 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2107 This was inevitable, once the fare went up to $5. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2108 Let's wait for the local. It's whole wheat. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2109 It must be the express to Little Italy. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2110 That's the hoagie car, Michael. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2111 Must be coming from Little Italy. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
2112 Years ago people used to ride on these things. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2113 Let's wait for the multigrain. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2114 For ironic advertising it can’t be beat. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2115 Finally, my Hero! 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2116 Did you wash your hands? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2117 You really can get anything in New York, can't you ? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2118 Well, I guess it was inevitable after the way riders have been sandwiched in for so long. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2119 His mouth is big enough, but his hands could never manage it! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2120 I thought it was the BMT. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2121 Now we know who is sponsoring the Manhattan tunnel rebuild. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2122 We don't need another superhero! 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2123 So that’s why we call this a subway stop. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2124 Stop staring at that tomato!! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2125 If the product-placement campaign doesn't do it, there'll be a fare increase for sure. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2126 Amtrak seems to think it’s a subway now! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2127 These product placement ads are getting out of hand... 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2128 Looks like that's one completely full. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2129 Ugh, Lunch time is always so packed. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2130 Well, at least this one was on time. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2131 I’ll catch the next one, I’m holding out for a hero. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2132 The vegan train is next. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2133 They really ought to stop being so literal. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2134 That's a lot of baloney 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2135 Hold on. It's the local, it has bacon. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2136 Let’s wait for one with less mayo. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
2137 Relax, Insecure Man, you'll always be my hero. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2138 The Subway has so gone down the Tubes. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2139 I know we're late Suzanne, but can we wait for the next one? I'm off carbs this month. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
2140 The six-inch will be more crowded. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2141 Subway delivers 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2142 We should've taken the cannoli. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
2143 Where I'm from it's called a hoagie. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
2144 I think Banksy is getting too literal. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2145 Now that's what I call a subway. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2146 I'm waiting for the one with no mayo 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2147 Wait, the express is on whole wheat. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2148 I hope there isn’t mayo smeared on my seat again. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2149 Let's wait for the steak and cheese. It's an express. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2150 Call me Ishmael 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2151 I like being able to loaf on the train. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2152 Too many tomatoes. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3000 0.04575 110 78 31 1
2153 Is this the foot long express or the 6 inch local? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2154 The cross-town smells better than usual. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2155 Jalapeños-- must be the express. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2156 Do you know what they call it in Philadelphia? 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2157 They finally mastered the miracle of the loaves 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2158 You take everything so literally 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2159 Before corporate sponsorships, the subway was toast. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2160 Let’s catch the next one, this isn’t gluten free. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2161 I thought its only job was to block human arteries. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2162 Let’s wait. I don’t want to get sandwiched into this one. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2163 Wow, I don't think I've seen it so full. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2164 Let's wait for the next one. It comes with mustard. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2165 Not ours; ham subs only go to 42nd Street. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2166 It looks like the merger was approved. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2167 These advertising wraps are getting a bit too realistic 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2168 Can we wait for a gluten-free train? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2169 Our question upstairs should have been more specific 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2170 The city gets a franchise fee, and we get mayo on our shoes. 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2171 Excuse me Sir, is this the 4:10 from Liverwurst? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2172 I know it’s the subway, but this is ridiculous. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2173 lettuce ride together....I don't want to provolone 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2174 Wait. There's a reason no one's eating it. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2175 Must be the new Second Avenue Deli Train 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
2176 It seems as though everything is conspiring to derail my diet. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2177 See, with Uber you only get water and Altoids. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2178 Are those edibles totally messing with me, or is that the world’s biggest metaphor? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2179 We would have never made it if they hadn’t held the onions. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2180 I wouldn't mind it so much if the tomato slices didn't always insist on manspreading. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
2181 Maybe, we should just catch a taxi carb. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2182 I think they misunderstood my “to go” request. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2183 It’s tempting, but I’ll wait for the local. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2184 The Italian Express just pulled in. I think I want to wait for the Meatball Special. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2185 Open sesame? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
2186 Now I see why New Yorkers don't call it the Metro. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2187 Not this one dear. We need the meatball line. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2188 Are there any gluten free options? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2189 well it gives new meaning to sub station. 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2190 Let's take the express, I'm on a diet. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2191 Maybe we should take the bus. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2192 The tuna on rye never shows up when you need it. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2193 Don’t worry, we can transfer for the lo-cal at 42nd. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2194 This sponsorship has gone a little too far. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2195 The graffiti artists are really getting good. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2196 Not exactly what I was expecting. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2197 It's never a BLT when you need one. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2198 This subway graffiti keeps getting better all the time. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2199 Well it’s obviously not vegan so I’m waiting for the next one. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2200 Looks like fast food... but is it an express train? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2201 Do we get in by saying ‘Open Sesame’? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2202 (garbled intercom voice):"Please board the train when bready." 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
2203 This is not what I expected when you said we were going to take a subway. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
2204 Hold on, why is that thing the only thing in color? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2205 Now I get why New York is famous for its Subway! 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2206 Maybe I was in the wrong App when ordering the lunch express 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2207 The 10:00 hoagie from Muskogee is in 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2208 Subway finally came up with a clever ad campaign. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
2209 Isn't that just a bit too obvious? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2210 "Ladies and Gentlemen, the downtown Ham and Cheese on Rye is delayed by signalling problems. As an alternative, take the Italian Hero to West 4th and switch to the Turkey Club.". 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2211 Does the Footlong go to JFK? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2212 I don't care, it's late. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2213 Wake me, Ralph, I'm having another one of my gluten-free nightmares! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2214 Wow, $5.95 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2215 The whole thing is a dining car. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2216 Well, it smells like the 4. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2217 Wait, that's the footlong spicy italian. We need to take the chicken tikka! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2218 I think they are taking their marketing a little too far. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2219 Downtown in 30 minutes? What a a lot of baloney! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2220 Pizza rat's going to be so happy. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2221 In Philly we call them Hoagies. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2222 Darling, mind the dip between the train and the platform. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2223 Now I get why you complained about heartburn over the privatization of the subway. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2224 "We're at the wrong station dear.This is the BLT Subway Line". 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2225 Oh wait! I just remembered the name of that sandwich shop. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2226 Has the subway become more seedy recently? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2227 Okay; I'll bite. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2228 I think this train is headed to the upper wheat side 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2229 I thought you said let's eat AT Subway. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2230 I hear the French have Baguette transit. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2231 So when did the BMT become the BLT? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2232 You should see what they did to the Chrysler Building. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2233 The rats are now ordering out. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2234 Let's get a seat by the baloney! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2235 Let's wait for the roast beef on whole wheat. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2236 I hope it's heated. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2237 A #6 fully dressed is now entering the station. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2238 Look; this train must be from Little Italy! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2239 It's amazing what you get for five dollars these days. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2240 I have to wait for the next one, it's gluten-free. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2241 Go ahead, I'm waiting for the panino. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2242 The problem is you can't eat onboard. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2243 Who'da thought when our ship finally came in it'd be a sub? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2244 You're right: Subway does have bigger sandwiches. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2245 Looks like we missed the lo-cal. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2246 Can we wait for the Pastrami Express or the Trump Turkey Local? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2247 So that's why they call it the subway. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2248 This new subway is a lot of baloney. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2249 I don't care what anyone says, this subway is still seedy... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2250 I don't know what they're thinking - this won't help the rat problem... 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2251 Let’s wait for the next train. It’s too early for lunch. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2252 I'll take it to go. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2253 These advertising tie-ins are getting ridiculous. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2254 Now that's what I call a hero's welcome. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2255 I hate caraway seeds. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2256 Oh yea, it's how he came up with the name, SubWay. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
2257 Does this really make America great again? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2258 We'll eat on the way. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2259 The commute is a grinder 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2260 Some mergers just don't make much sense. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2261 It means nothing, you're my hero. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2262 I know what it looks like dear, but the British call it a tube! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2263 This one has too much mayo, let's wait for the next one. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2264 Let's wait for the next one...I'm on a diet! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2265 The farmer's market has really expanded. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2266 It’s OK. He said McDonalds is going to pay for it. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2267 That's the BMT honey. We need the BLT. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2268 I was told the Crosstown was a vegetarian line. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2269 Our car is sandwiched in back there. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2270 It's the new mile long from Subway. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2271 I think it's called the Midnight Special . 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2272 I told you, the subway is just for heroes now. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
2273 I miss the old artists. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2274 One sandwich to feed all the fans at the stadium was a controversial experiment. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2275 No wonder they raised the fare to $5.00! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2276 Wrong Subway! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2277 Yes, but sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2278 The Governor wants to be considered a hero in improving the subways. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2279 In which subway do you wish to be sandwiched? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2280 I said I wanted an IRT, not a BLT. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2281 I'm the electric company had something else in mind when they made this their sub station 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2282 City hall mixed up the lunch and transportation contracts again. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2283 Well, at least it isn't tuna. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
2284 This one is to go, right? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2285 Don't worry sweetie, the corned beef on rye will be next. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2286 subways are finally running on time now that the deli's took over 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2287 Trump Tower’s stockin’ up on baloney. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2288 Somewhere lives an advertising genius. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2289 The Express isn’t toasted. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2290 It's a new concept - a dining car. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2291 Subway has really ramped up their new advertising campaign. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
2292 No, wait... the guy said to get on at the Éclair. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2293 That car will really sandwich ya’ in. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2294 I'll bet they catch the rat. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2295 See, we do have heroes nowadays. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2296 As if being sandwiched on the inside wasn't enough... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2297 This must be the train to Hogieboken. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2298 I guess this one no longer stops at the Carnegie. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2299 Sponsored by Subway. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2300 No, let's get a local sandwich. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2301 No, lets wait for one with no mayo. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2302 There's my hero. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2303 Let's wait for one without mayo. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2304 Honey, I think we found the subway. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2305 Looks like we’re going to be sandwiched in again. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2306 Wow, look at the size of the new dining car! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2307 Late lunch again. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2308 Hurry up! Maybe they can sandwich us in. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2309 These corporate-sponsored subway remodels might be getting out of hand. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2310 Must be a throwback car from the old Italian BMT line. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2311 That's the Number 7 with extra pickle. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2312 This is a new take on lunch to go. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2313 I know what you said, Lenny. I just didn't believe you. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2314 Now, here is a sandwich living up to its name. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2315 That’s why they call it fast food. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2316 This train is too literal! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2317 Let it go. Ours is multigrain 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2318 This is the Express line." "Baloney 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2319 I heard the dining car has a limited menu. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2320 this is the BLT Express. To get to Little Italy we need to take the Combo Line. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2321 Let's wait for the next one. I really don't want to get mayo on my coat again. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2322 Let’s wait for the foot-long Uptown. I hear there’s avocado. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2323 I can see it's the BLT, but is it the express? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2324 It's not toasted. How could you forget to ask for toasted? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2325 I see The Donald sub is making it's way to Trump Tower. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2326 Let's wait for the gluten-free car. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2327 Looks slower than Panda Express... 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2328 I didn't know the "L" train stood for "Literal". 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2329 I'm not too hungry. Let's wait for the local. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2330 Well, the sign did say "Subway". 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2331 So that's why they call it the underground and we call it the subway. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2332 Let's wait for the next one, this one's packed with carbs. 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
2333 Let's wait for the non-gluten. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2334 Let's take the next one. I don't like wheat bread. 1.2925 0.04637 106 76 29 1
2335 Cabs are lower carb. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2336 It's only the Local Fare. Let's wait for the Express Special. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2337 Wow, so do we now have a President in the Oval Office too? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2338 What else were you expecting to see in a sub way? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2339 Damn, was hoping it was the BLT train. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2340 You know, every city needs a hero. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2341 We'll never get to Brooklyn with this bologna. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2342 Yeah, that's OK for armies, but I like wheels myself. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2343 Yes, darling, "Meals on Wheels", is convenient, but the portions are too much for me. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2344 We don't want that one, it's the Black Forest Ham not the Uptown 1. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2345 It's crowded but at least it's on time. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2346 This is where the Jersey subs originate. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2347 Let's wait for the Quizno's. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2348 I know New York is a food city, but this is ridiculous. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2349 In Japan, they've been living inside hoagies for decades. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2350 These public—private partnerships are getting out of control. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2351 The underground clubs are getting too avant-garde for my taste 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2352 Let's wait for the next one. I asked for no lettuce. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2353 Let's wait for the tuna fish. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2354 This "corporate sponsorship" thing has gone too far. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
2355 On the plus side, they say it's clean, smells great and has gluten free seating. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
2356 Well, it is a subway sandwich, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
2357 It’s only in service until the rat population rebounds. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
2358 This better mean we can bring our coffee down here now. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2359 Let's wait for the vegan express to Brooklyn. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2360 Well at least it's on time. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2361 They changed the decor to match the aroma! 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
2362 Ceci n’est pas un Subway (with apologies to Magritte) 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2363 I'll bet you the rats don't let it get to Lexington Avenue. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2364 I thought we needed to take the rye ? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2365 What next? Airplanes shaped like virgins? 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
2366 That's the local. The express has only meat. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2367 Oh my, another hostile takeover! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2368 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUBWAY SANDWICH!! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2369 Faced with stiff competition from Amazon's drone food delivery, Costco is testing it's version. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2370 Now you know why they call it "Subway." 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2371 Let's get the special. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2372 Woah! Advertising on public transportation is out of control. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2373 Did you hear? De Blasio has been taking money from Subway. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2374 This is the only Subway in New York where you can get a decent Philly hoagie. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2375 This one's packed, let's wait for the next one. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2376 Ugh, I hate the lunch rush. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2377 It's not a hoagie or a grinder, must be a sub. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2378 That sub is an express. We have to wait for a reuben. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2379 Derivitave don't you think? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2380 This one looks packed, let's wait for the next one 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2381 Hey, Gladys, is this the local or the Midnight Train to Gorging? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2382 This one is stuffed. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2383 “that’s smart, it’ll make the subway delays more palatable”. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2384 It's this or the ferry. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2385 I say we squeeze in and have lunch on the go. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2386 The station is a lot busier around lunchtime. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2387 Let’s wait for the next one. I’m a vegetarian. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2388 This looks full. Ketchup with you later. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2389 I don't care. I'm still calling it the Metro. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2390 Nope, not us. We need the meatball sub. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2391 Typical Subway. Ham then ham then tuna, but never a downtown turkey club. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
2392 Ever wonder what we did for a quick bite before the merger? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2393 “I know, but will it still get us to Taco Bell on Lex? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2394 ~ "This must be the new Long Island long." 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2395 Gasp! You're right, the subway IS bigger in the city. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2396 Stand back, we're in the carb loading zone. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2397 This hoagie is completely stuffed, let's wait for the next one 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2398 That's the party train, It'll be down to one and a half cars by the time we get to Washington Square. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2399 This one's stuffed. Let's wait for the Only Prosciutto. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2400 No, dear, that's the #3. You can tell by the seeds. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2401 I asked for no onions. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2402 Usually the local is only six inches long. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
2403 I thought the chicken and bacon ranch melt only ran on weekdays. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2404 Let's wait for the vegan option. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2405 Sandwitched in there, as usual. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2406 Turkey and Ham now arriving on track 1. Roast Beef will be arriving in 5 minutes on track 2. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2407 I heard Subway was launching a new line and it was going to be huge. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2408 Trust me, the Italian is more comfortable than the Tuna Salad. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2409 What do I care? It's still 20 minutes late 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2410 Sub-standard, you said? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2411 Let's wait for one with less pastrami. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2412 Wrapping trains with ads is fine, but this is ridiculous! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2413 No, that's the BLT train. We want the C. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2414 I always called it a hoagie. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2415 It runs with a side of microchips. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2416 As if the foot long wasn't big enough! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2417 Let’s wait for the roast beef - it’s express. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2418 Don't worry. We'll split it. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2419 We're on the wrong platform; this is the uptown Pun. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2420 Let's wait. This one doesn't look gluten-free. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2421 The graffiti was done by a starving artist. 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
2422 Let's wait for the tuna sub -- its an express. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2423 So THIS is the new Metaphor Line! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2424 I see they're finally taking delays into account. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2425 They would never get the joke anyplace where they call them “heroes.” 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2426 We'll wait for the next one; it comes with chips and a drink. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2427 See! I told you the "D" in D -Train stood for Deli. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2428 Turns out, the public transportation really is substandard. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2429 Wait, it's too obvious. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2430 Not yet. Ours is veggie. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2431 I think we want the Ruben for Scarsdale. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2432 This commuter is a real grinder. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2433 When I said I was holding out for a hero... 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2434 Billy Bob I guess "subway" means something else in the big city. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2435 This track is reserved for poor boys. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2436 Look honey, it’s that ‘subway hero’ we heard about on the news! 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2437 Oh, goody. It's the club sandwich car. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2438 Let’s find the non-mustard car. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2439 It's the Lunchtime Express. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2440 No, I'd rather wait for the 8:10 smoked turkey and pepper jack. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2441 Just think, we could save 15% or more on our car insurance. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2442 One of those "subway heroes" from the nightly news? 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2443 It's the subway hero ! 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
2444 The future is even more tragic than Orwell predicted… 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2445 Jeez . . . we waited and waited, but they still got my order wrong! 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2446 Nezt time we are driving into the city. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2447 The MTA really needs to cut the fat. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2448 Can’t compete with Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2449 Roll on, my hero! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2450 Dibs on the window meat. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2451 I guess the vegan car is further down. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2452 Ohhh... now I get it. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2453 So that's what the Italian subway system looks like! 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
2454 This is the wrong line. We are supposed to take the footlong "Tuna" to Uptown and then switch to the 6'' "Italian Meatball". 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2455 I said Subway sandwich, not sandwich subway. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2456 It's like the tax plan: 10% rich meat, and 90% bread for the rest of us. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2457 I hear the mayor ordered the new trains from the first company in the book named “Subway.” 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2458 It must be the express to Little Italy. 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
2459 Let's eat local. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2460 This train doesn´t come with chips. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2461 Grinding to a stop will have a whole new meaning! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2462 If we moved faster we wouldn't have missed the soup and salad 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2463 We should wait for the ham and cheese 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2464 It’s fully loaded - again! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2465 They take their name a little too literally for me. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2466 This is the second time this week we missed our sandwich! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2467 An express train, you said. Won't stop again until Times Square, you said. Baloney. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2468 Are you sure that's the number 14 bus to Rye ? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2469 . . . There is a . . . downtown . . . Deli Special with Mayo and Onions . . . arriving on the local track . . . 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2470 Let's wait. There's an express meatball sub right behind this. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2471 One wonders just how big the rat is that left that there. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2472 Don't you just hate product placement? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
2473 I prayed for a 'HERO' to fix the subway, not a 'GYRO' to fix the subway. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2474 "Appeasement did not work with the Germans in World War II and it won't work with the rats today. 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2475 Oops! Wrong subway stop. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2476 I thought they said the subway needed work, not 'the works.' 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2477 Not exactly generating a low carb footprint. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2478 "They call it Ishmael." I don't know why? My guess...something esoteric. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2479 Don’t worry, honey, you’re still my biggest hero. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2480 You always said you felt just like meat on the subway. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2481 You have arrived at the"Dagwood Station". 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2482 Mind the wrap. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2483 I guess the travel guide warning of being sandwiched in overstuffed trains is true. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2484 Oh, this one takes you to the meat packing district 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2485 We need a different kind of hero in times like this. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2486 Good. The next one should be the meatball. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2487 Subway went a little overboard with this promotion. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2488 I was hoping for an actual subway. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2489 It looks really stuffed let’s wait for the next one. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2490 It’s always the last car that smells like onions. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2491 I know they said to, ‘Take the subway’ but, do you think we could get away with just a little piece? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2492 One day it just beached itself. No one knows why. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2493 At least it doesn't look jam packed. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2494 The Beatles song come true! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2495 At rush hour they add a foot-long... 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2496 Subway has really expanded! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2497 This product placement business has gone too far. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2498 that's just the local; we want the Blue Plate Special 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2499 Hurry, maybe we’ll get a sesame seat. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2500 They said the ride would be gluten free! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2501 No, let's wait for the "No Onion". 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2502 And that was the day Mankind realized that there /was/ a glitch in the matrix. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2503 I'd be willing to share. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2504 This must be a health code violation 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2505 Can't afford a taxi? Join the club. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2506 Not this one, honey. We want the one with no pickles. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2507 Wait for the local. The express is not gluten-free. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2508 Most... elaborate... pun... EVER. The MTA is really hamming it up. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2509 Homonym Man struck again! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2510 The rats finally discovered online food delivery. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2511 Dine here or takeout? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2512 That's not what I meant by double entendre. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2513 I guess the MTA is seriously competing with Uber Eats. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2514 No, let's wait for the Deli Express. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2515 So that's why the fare was $5. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2516 That's what they call product placement! 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2517 Stuffed with meat, just like the last one. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2518 Oh, great. The Ham and Swiss is running on the Meatball Marinara line now? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2519 I like this new delivery system, but I did order small. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2520 The subway car redesign is nothing short of heroic. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2521 Fred, this is not infrastructure upgrade I was expecting. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2522 You go ahead. I'll wait for the uptown cheese steak. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2523 We should have said ‘Fix our Metro’. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2524 I heard the contract was supposed to say fixing, not fixins. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2525 You wanna wait foe the Reuben? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2526 I thought take the B-L-T Train meant three different lines. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2527 Is it kicking in for you yet? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2528 Wait, whose was the #14 again? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2529 I know the city made a lot of money on the Subway Sandwich sponsorship, but don't you think they agreed to a bit too much? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2530 Let's wait for the BLT, it'll be here in 5 minutes. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2531 I hope the salami seat is open. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2532 Not where you’d expect to find the Great American Hero. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2533 We're taking the B to the L to the T. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2534 I think this is the wrong station because we need to catch the ham on rye to 85th Street. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2535 I'll wait for the Low-cal. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2536 I never knew you were so literal. 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
2537 I wonder if this one’s to go? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2538 Oh, so that's how it got its name. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2539 Smells a lot better than last week. 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
2540 Yeah, Subway finally merged with the IRT. They project significant cost savings. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2541 Well, at least it won't clog any of the system’s major arteries. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2542 Privatization of the system started today. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2543 Let's wait for the next train, this one has onions in it. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2544 I'd heard they'd subbed out some of the trains. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2545 It looks odd but smells better than the old one. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2546 That must be the number 2. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2547 I can handle the five-dollars. It’s the furlong that gives me gas. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2548 I guess that's why they call it the subway. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2549 Let's take the gyro instead. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2550 Let's wait for the Q. I hear it's meatball today. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2551 No, this is the pastrami. We're supposed to take the turkey. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2552 It's the new dining car. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2553 Hurry, our sub is here. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2554 42nd Street is better they have corned beef sandwich today 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2555 I thought this was supposed to be the BMT, not BLT. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2556 I thought this was the soup line . 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2557 No, stop. Let's wait for the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
2558 Gene, let's wait for the next train. If we take this one we'll be in a real pickle. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2559 Well, he did promise in his campaign to make the sandwiches run on time. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2560 Typical readers of the New Yorker 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2561 That's what I call raising the fare! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2562 When public private partnerships for infrastructure go wrong. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2563 I’ll wait for the next one. This one has tomatoes. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2564 It really is a meat wagon! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2565 I never remember - does the BLT run express? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2566 Subway's ad campaigns are really getting out of hand. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2567 I get the pun, but I don't like that it's a white flour bun. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2568 Never thought I'd have to wonder if my subway was gluten-free. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2569 It's the express to Little Italy. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2570 I've heard of corporate sponsorships, but this is ridiculous. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2571 I think you pushed the wrong button on the elevator. This is sub-level parking. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2572 The means of transportation today is total bologna. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2573 I hope we didn't miss the local panini. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2574 No caption necessary. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2575 Does public transportation feel more crowded to you? I don’t know why I feel so sandwiched in lately … 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2576 What else would you expect to see here? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2577 Talk about a Homonym! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2578 A BMT on the IRT? That's weird. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2579 It's better than a food truck. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2580 Gee, Harry, it’s like our Subway back home, only bigger. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2581 No, we’re taking the BLT train! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2582 Let's wait for the next one. This one has too much lettuce. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2583 Don't get on--let's wait for the gluten free train. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2584 You did say “let’s get a Subway!” 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2585 Have you noticed that graffiti has become so literal lately. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2586 Let's wait for the next one. Maybe it'll be vegetarian. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2587 I know I'm not supposed to mention this, but I don't like being trapped in an ironic cartoon. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2588 Subway's new delivery service is really over the top. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2589 I read something about Subway asserting it’s trademark rights. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2590 This one's always too crowded. Let's wait for the six-footer. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2591 All aboard for the Chattanooga Chew Chew! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2592 Subway's really stepped their marketing strategy 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
2593 Let's wait for a turkey and Swiss. This one looks full. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2594 Let's wait for the 'meatball express'. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2595 We're in luck! It's lunch time. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2596 Hey, I’ll spring for a cab. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2597 But at least the quality of the graffiti has improved. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2598 Is that one of those foot-long subways? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2599 The service is worse on the BLT. 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
2600 The sign said "Subway"! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2601 Oh no, I wanted rye. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2602 In Philly we call it the hoagieway. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2603 Should we get on or in? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2604 I wish they had kept with the ads on the inside. Just be thankful we didn't the one for Trojan. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2605 I see the Subway Station has finally delivered. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2606 You think the smell is bad now, wait til summer 1.2762 0.05975 105 85 11 9
2607 Let's wait for the pastrami. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2608 Ah, here it is, the block-long sub. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2609 "I guess Subway has a few kinks to work out in their delivery system". 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2610 Should we go with the mayo, or wait for the mustard? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2611 I’ll wait for the next one with no pickles. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2612 Yes, the uptown comes with avocado. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2613 You hungry? If we hurry we can catch the BLT. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2614 Maybe we should just walk to the Bronx. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2615 I didn't know they delivered. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2616 Let's wait for the next one - I'm vegan. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2617 What linguistic genius puts a sub-MARINE sandwich on rails under perfectly dry land? A tube steak in London--now that I could see. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2618 At least it's on time. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2619 These new promotional gimmicks are far too literal for my taste. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2620 Wow, great grafiti! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2621 PLEASE...don't say subway....! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2622 Redundant! 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2623 I specifically said “Hold the mayo.” 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2624 Why does my MetroCard offer additional side items? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2625 We can wait for the veggie car. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2626 Wait, that's not the BMT. I think it's a BLT. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2627 What's next, five dollar fares? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2628 Sorry, I’m vegetarian. Looks like we’ll have to try the C. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2629 So that's why it cost five dollars.... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2630 Let’s wait for the next train, this one smells like onions. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2631 Let's take the next one-- the lettuce looks sketchy. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2632 Is this the express lunch? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2633 I hope they held the onions. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2634 It's still faster than the G. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2635 Let's wait for one with less onions. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2636 I'll have to wait for the gluten free train. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2637 What will Subway think of next? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2638 Please stand at least two feet behind the sneeze guard 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2639 You take this one, I'm going to take the veggie. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2640 Wake up, Idiot, of course it's a dream...I mean, where are all the people? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2641 If we wait 10 minutes we can take pastrami. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2642 Don’t. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2643 It's a foot-long. Better grab it. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2644 I thought they called it a submarine not a subway. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2645 Don't try to be a hero. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2646 And to think that it all started with the foot long... 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2647 It was inspired by the Wienermobile. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2648 Ham! Kosher is always the next one! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2649 Do you think that’s your Grindr date? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2650 This isn't kosher. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2651 That's what a Hero looks like. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2652 There are no heroes on this line. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2653 Don't worry, it's gluten free. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2654 The local has extra mustard and Italian dressing! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2655 We’re late. Let’s hope they put some mustard on this one! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2656 Let's wait for the ham on rye express. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2657 This is what happens when you give up carbs—you hallucinate. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2658 I told you this stop smelled like onions! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2659 Performance art is getting way too literal. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2660 Let’s wait for the next carb. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2661 I think it's a Subway prototype. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2662 That’s what happens when the city picks the lowest bid. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
2663 Where the hell is the C. We've been here over fifteen minutes. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2664 I'm dieting. Let's take the local. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2665 Well, as long as it gets us to Philly. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2666 That's not the hero we need right now. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
2667 Attention Passengers: BMT delays will continue through lunchtime. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2668 Just don't try to be a hero this time. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2669 That’s the local, let’s wait for the meatball express. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2670 *sigh* fast food, it ain't 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2671 This must be the local. I hear the express has only ham and cheese. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2672 I wonder what the daily special is on the "D" line? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2673 Typical, it's mostly baloney. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2674 Wanna bite before we go home? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2675 This one’s too crowded, let’s wait for one without lettuce. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2676 I know this is the subway, but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2677 Stand clear of the closing loaves. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2678 No honey. Let’s wait for the Philadelphia cheesesteak. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2679 Should we take the ham, or wait for the salami? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2680 Taking the subway always makes me hungry. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2681 Watch yourself; you can gain a pound between stops. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2682 Is it local? 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2683 Oh! King Kong dropped his lunch. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2684 Let’s wait for the BLT espress 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2685 God help me, I want it. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2686 Don't bother. The express comes with chips and a drink. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2687 Looks like we've arrived in Philadelphia. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2688 I hope there’s a seat. I’m starving. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2689 Lucky for us. The luncheon special just pulled in. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2690 This one’s packed, let’s wait for the focaccia. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2691 I still say these things are a recipe for disaster. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2692 Let's not take the subway. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2693 Better catch this one, the next is the gluten-free tofu cronut! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2694 Hardly a surprise when you think about it. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2695 That's definitely heading downtown. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2696 So much for the foot-long! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2697 I didn’t realize they were gonna be so literal about updating the SUBWAY cars? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2698 I've heard that Subway is one of the fastest growing franchises in the world, but if you ask me, they've gotten too big. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2699 Did Subway finally add a dining car? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2700 We'll be riding a tuna melt when summer gets here. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2701 Are you sure that this the number 2? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2702 I’ll wait for the 6:02 vegan express. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2703 I didn't know the BLT stopped at 14th Street! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2704 Let's wait for the Black Forest Ham. I'm tired of the Classic Tuna. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2705 That's not our train, it's the foot-long special. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2706 Is that the 6 to Little Italy? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2707 Let’s wait for dessert. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2708 Are we in a Woody Allen movie? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2709 This can't be the subway station, it's too obvious. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2710 Yes, it's packed but is it gluten free? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2711 I'd like to sit in the upper crust. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2712 If you ask me I think they used too much yeast in that Subway sandwich 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2713 These restaurant promotions are getting out of hand. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2714 Now arriving... 3:10 to Sandwich 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2715 But you can't get it to go... 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2716 It's not just the local, it's locally sourced. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2717 Talk about squeezing in like sausages. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2718 I hear the dining car is fantastic! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2719 Obviously, it's a Subway sandwich. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2720 Call it what you want ; but , it is a subway system. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2721 I was afraid that privatizing out infrastructure would lead to something like this. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2722 Let's make sure we don't end up on the wrong side of the snacks again. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2723 Seems like Subway has added mile-long sandwiches to its menu! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2724 Night of the Living Bread 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2725 Now this, Alanis, is ironic. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2726 Which reminds me. Never drop acid on an empty stomach. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2727 Where I come from, we called it an" Underground Sandwich" 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2728 I smelled it coming. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2729 Must be the new Subway marketing tie in. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2730 Those train artist are really starting to impress me. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2731 It used to be only five dollars. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2732 Let's wait for the next one. This one looks fully loaded. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2733 It’s not full enough. I’m waiting for the next sub. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2734 Maybe we should take the Panda Express. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2735 Darn, it's the Foot Long. I'd rather wait for the 6 Inch. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2736 I am beginning to hate this new product placement business. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2737 And on the lower level, the pizza line goes to Little Italy. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2738 Must be the "BMT" 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2739 Subway's guerrilla marketing strategy has gone too far. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2740 That’s a cool looking sandwich. I wonder what they call it. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2741 I thought they'd discontinued service on the BMT. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2742 It's a slow commute but lunch is free. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2743 Please step back and let the salami off first. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2744 Since Jared left, they've taken to some really in-your-face marketing gimmicks. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2745 Tempting, but we don't have time to be making all local stops. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2746 You HAVE to stop "liking" so much, Bob. These online-tracking, targeted-advertising people are ruthless. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
2747 Not this one! It's got onions. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2748 Look, I know how you feel about Subway, but you have to admit they're always on time. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2749 This subway comes with everything. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2750 “Subway” is too obvious, right? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2751 If you don't mind, can we wait for the car with the extra pickles? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2752 This new mayor takes things so literally. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2753 Ugh, Italian Herbs and Cheese? We'll take the next one. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2754 I can't deal with the gluten today, can't we get an Uber? 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2755 Let's wait for the vegan express. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2756 I need to start eating breakfast before heading to work. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2757 Morty, the downtown express always has extra mayo. Let's take the local. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2758 Should we just wait for one that’s gluten-free? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2759 This is why it’s called the sub way 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2760 I hope that's just ad wrap. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2761 Let's take the pastrami uptown 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2762 It's going to take a hero to fix this subway. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2763 Well, they don’t call it that in Little Italy. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2764 I'll wait for the gluten-free train. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2765 Branding has gotten out-of-hand. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2766 Let's take the local, at least we can get a bite to eat. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2767 This explains the rabbits at IHOP. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2768 Say what you want, it's a huge carbo footprint. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2769 Check the timetable honey, is this subway gluten free? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2770 First a gingerbread house, now this? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2771 No way this is the express train. It doesn’t have enough calories. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2772 But the Veggie Deluxe isn't due for another 40 minutes. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2773 Are you sure this is the New York Subway? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2774 Let’s not sit next to the Ham again. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2775 I guess we missed lo-cal. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2776 The local food movement has gotten completely out of control 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2777 That is literally the last thing I expected. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2778 I’m not getting on if it isn’t artisan bread! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2779 Let's just be grateful that this promotion will end by August. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2780 Wanna' catch this one, or wait for the foot long with a free drink? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2781 I'm waiting for the meatball marinara. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2782 Capicola? This one must go to Little Italy. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2783 Oh...so that's why it's not called the metro here. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2784 They should have stopped at footlongs. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2785 Let's wait for the chipotle chicken. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2786 It was always a risk to let both Subways have the same name. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2787 I will wait for the number 7. It has more mustard. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2788 I hear the new trains are gluten-free. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2789 Let's wait for the next one. I'm GF. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2790 Not ours. We're on the burger to Brooklyn. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2791 Sometimes an idea just shouts out at you. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2792 Hero's journey. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2793 Honey, it's on a roll! 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2794 I prefer the BMT line. Less mayo. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2795 It’s the City’s way of dealing with the delays : Subway’s not on time? Eat it! 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
2796 Looks packed! Let’s wait for the Veggie 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2797 Those things travel right through me. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2798 Of course, in Philadelphia, it's called the hoagie. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2799 I guess that’s why they charged us $5 not $2.75 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2800 Does this one go to Little Italy? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2801 It may be slow in the city, but it goes through me in seconds! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2802 But if we wait for the gluten free, we will miss the whole wheat express to the Mayo 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2803 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like pickles. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2804 "Didn't we ask for rye bread?"r 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2805 Wait! The three-second rule doesn’t apply to the subway! 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2806 Theme restaurants have gone a bit too far. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2807 That’s not ours. Ours is the Tuna on the east bound. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2808 Let's wait for the gluten-free express. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2809 This is the express from Meatpacking to Flushing. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2810 Do low-carb diets cause hallucinations? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2811 No, that's the #7. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2812 Well this is more convenient then when I ordered from Blimpie. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2813 The next train should be gluten-free, I believe. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2814 No. Subway doesn't have bathroom. That's Starbucks. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2815 Would you like to add chip and a drink to make your ride a combo? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2816 Let's take the provolone & prosciutto line and transfer to meatball marinara. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2817 This is the downtown subway. The uptown comes with cheese. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2818 Looks like the NYC subway finally got a franchise. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2819 This is your brain on Trump. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2820 Platform nine and three quarters, the Hoagiewarts Express. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2821 It’s getting harder to predict hostile takeovers these days. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2822 Nah, let's wait for the Metro-North to Rye. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2823 This isn’t ours - I asked for no mayo. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2824 Well, this is certainly better than taking the grinder downtown. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2825 Must be Italian 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
2826 No wonder the cars always smell like stale vinegar 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2827 Next stop, arteriosclerosis! 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2828 I said we should have taken a cab. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2829 Let's wait for one with jalapeños. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2830 That joke's a little obvious, don't you think? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2831 I knew there was something sketchy about the ad saying "stuffed with meat" 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2832 Those graffiti artists have gone too far this time! 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2833 I'm not too hungry. Let's wait for the local. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2834 No, we want the Tuna Express 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2835 Let's wait for one that isn't toasted. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2836 No, let's take cab. It always smells like garlic and onions in there. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2837 A mass transport system worth sinking your teeth into. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2838 Say, do you think the next one will be gluten-free? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2839 Well, at least it's running. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2840 Oh my, now this is a Subway. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2841 There's our sub-standard commuter line. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2842 It's either this or an Uber on rye. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2843 I think it's a new kind of spam. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2844 I didn't know 'SUBWAY' delivered. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2845 Maybe this will finally convince de Blasio and Cuomo -- who are both Italian by the way, not that I really think about that sort of thing -- to ride the subway 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2846 I hate when they put tomatoes on the train. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2847 What's Elon Musk going to think of next? 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2848 I heard a deli on 2nd avenue was the lowest bidder for the new subsway cars. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2849 Looks like we missed the 7:11! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2850 It's the express. The PBJ local should follow shortly. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2851 I think I'd rather just split a pizza 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2852 When you said we were going to the subway, I didn’t expect this. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2853 Did you bring your pepper spray? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2854 Let's wait for one that's been toasted. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2855 No WONDER there are rats on the subway! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2856 Derivative. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2857 I heard about this new sandwich line at Subway..... 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2858 There's a big underground fast food movement in the works. 1.2680 0.06306 97 80 8 9
2859 Hang on. Let's see if the express come with chips. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2860 Let's check the Uptown menu. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2861 Looks like signal problems again. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2862 A hero’s welcome. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2863 Let's wait for the 6-inch 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2864 Oh. It's the subway! 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2865 It beats taking the grinder. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2866 Let’s wait for the tuna salad. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2867 You are still by biggest hero! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2868 Let’s take the next one. Maybe it’s less stuffed. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2869 Wait, I asked for no tomatoes 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
2870 Oh, that's the train to Fatsville. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2871 You go without me. I'm on Whole30. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2872 This one has mustard; let's wait for the next. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2873 Just when I thought the subway couldn't get any seedier... 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2874 This Subway advertising has become ludicrous. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2875 Let's wait for the burger, it runs express. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2876 (This cartoon is so funny, it doesn't need a caption) 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2877 Damnit! My gluten-free life is just one hurdle after the other! 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2878 They've gone a bit overboard since the 11-inch sub scandal. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2879 I never expected to see a submarine in a subway! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2880 I’m taking the Vegan line to Brooklyn. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2881 Who knew? 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
2882 Is that train gluten-free? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2883 Let’s just wait here until the mushrooms wear off. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2884 And that's why I'm voting for Cynthia Nixon. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2885 When you're ashamed of your leaders and terrified about the future, everything looks like a giant hoagie. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2886 Banksy really outdid himself this time. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
2887 Ugh, we can never get a seat on the foot-long cars. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2888 The weekend service is getting weirder and weirder. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
2889 The next stop is Flushing Ave. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2890 Looks like we’re taking the Pelham B-L-T 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2891 They said to expect being packed in like sardines. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
2892 I’ve heard of SUBliminal advertising but this is ridiculous! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2893 Let's wait for the open face Reuben to Rye. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2894 If that's fast food this must be the express track. 1.2660 0.04582 94 69 25 0
2895 No, I'll wait. I don't like pickles. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2896 And I thought Platform 9 3/4 was weird! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2897 I've a hunch the train is going to be late. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2898 It'e the BLT. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2899 Let’s catch the next one, it’s low-fat. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2900 It's an augmented-reality pun. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2901 This is why I hate taking the Subway on Meatball Marinara Sunday. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2902 This subway car looks full! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2903 That's the Hoagie line. We want Subway! 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2904 "Ha, ha, subway, get it? Like the sandwich franchise. . . Some people think the "sub" in sub sandwich is for subway, but it's really for submarine, submarine sandwich. Anyway, I hope they move it soon. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2905 This is denotational dissonance if I've ever seen it. 1.2660 0.04825 94 70 23 1
2906 Looks like there's some space under the baloney. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2907 That explains the smell! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2908 I'm cold. Let's wait for one that has been toasted. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2909 Wait, is that olive? I can't handle olive, we have to wait for the next one. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2910 I thought the express was tuna salad? 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2911 This certainly takes the subway food court concept a step further! 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2912 This one has mayo— let’s wait for the next sub. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2913 At least that guy Jared is no longer a conductor. 1.2660 0.06269 94 77 9 8
2914 Here or to go? 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2915 Please stand away from the platform when sandwiches are entering or leaving the station. 1.2660 0.06083 94 76 11 7
2916 This doesn't look very fresh. The Jimmy John's #7 should be here in about 5 mins. Let's wait for that. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2917 They say the prosciutto is local. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2918 It Has to be the the dining car. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
2919 Let’s take the Subway! 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
2920 Doing Whole30 has got me seeing carbs everywhere. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2921 When they said new subway service I wasn't expecting this 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2922 This one has too much mayo. Let's wait for the next. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2923 We'll have to wait for the Nathan's hot dog to Coney Island. 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2924 Full of seeds, we'll grab the next one 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
2925 Let's wait for the chicken salad. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
2926 Well, at least the rats are eating fresh. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2927 Let’s wait for the 9:30 gluten-free. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2928 Now I see why we didn't board at Flushing Avenue. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2929 Wait for the next one. Maybe it'll come with a pickle. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2930 Smells much better than the "N" line! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2931 Wait. We can catch the veggie option in about five minutes. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2932 Let's wait for the local. I'm trying to cut down on gluten. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2933 Let's wait for the next one... it's supposed to have mayo. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2934 The sub is beginning to live up to its name. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2935 The Carnegie's sandwiches were bigger. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2936 Let's wait for the local. There's a lot more mayo. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2937 Who did you say they ordered the new subways from? 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2938 Well now they're taking this privatization thing too far! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2939 Well, I guess they're acting on the complaints about being sandwiched in 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2940 This subway's a lot slower, but the seats are delicious! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2941 Let’s catch the next one, it’s vegan 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2942 This is the dine & dash platform 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2943 I thought you ordered the six-inch? 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2944 Can you believe they used to eat these things? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2945 Let's wait for the local. It's gluten-free. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2946 Is that the Subway Express? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2947 I remember when it just cost 35 cents. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2948 I think they are carrying this realistic advertising thing a little too far! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2949 If we hurry we can catch the 12 inch. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2950 Looks like that Italian company got the contract for new cars again. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2951 Are you sure this is the right subway station? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2952 Let's wait for the one without onions. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2953 Let's wait for the kosher one. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2954 The rats are gonna love this train 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2955 Is that the BMT or the BLT? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2956 Lets wait for the next one. I'm worried about the nitrates. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2957 This must be the new Bread Line. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2958 Let's just uber there. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2959 Mind the buns. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2960 Let's wait for the meatball hero. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2961 That hoagie came to a sudden grinding halt. Po'Boy. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2962 We’ll take the next one, your cholesterol is high enough 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2963 It's just the Lexington Avenue BLT. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2964 We just can't seem to get away from performance art in this town. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2965 That's the ham and cheese sub. Let's wait for the pastrami on rye. 1.2637 0.06218 91 74 10 7
2966 No matter how you slice it, it's food for thought. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2967 Subway Subway? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2968 Hurry, it's the BLT! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2969 I don't know if I care for this literal art piece titled "Subway Train" 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2970 I just thought of a name for our new sandwich shop! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2971 That's not ours--we godda wait for the Pastrami. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2972 I don’t think this is the improvement Cynthia Nixon had in mind. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2973 Looks like wagyu beef and foes gras. It must be the uptown. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2974 Did we just miss our pastrami-on-rye? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2975 Look Henry, this must be the new dinning car. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2976 Too bad I just had one for breakfast. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2977 I shouldn't have skipped lunch today. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
2978 I wish he had put us in a different cartoon--this one is just so...pedestrian. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2979 Or wait for the local, which has no mayo. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2980 It's part of Trump's Infrastructure plan. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2981 Now that's what I call a sub station! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2982 Remember we're working on portion control. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2983 No, wait, I want to catch the next salad that pulls in. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2984 Subway’s new Express Meal car 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2985 We’re bready to leave. Hope they lettuce on. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2986 Hold my ham, honey. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2987 Crowded, smelly, and with pickles?! I’m walking. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2988 My guess is that the mustard and mayo go on at Astor Place. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2989 Is th Lexington Ave. Express now a turkey-and bacon with Swiss? What if I'm kosher! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2990 Do they think we wont notice its running late!! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2991 You go on ahead. I'm going to wait for the Blimpie. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2992 Now that's a REAL subway sandwich! 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
2993 Is it just me or does it always smell like onions down here? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2994 Smells stale. Must be a local. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2995 I like the new ironic format. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2996 Italian design, same poor service. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2997 We seem to have rented an SUB instead of an SUV. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2998 I have a 2 for 1 coupon. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2999 I like when an advertisement fits into the enviroment. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3000 Finally, truth in advertising! 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3001 Must everything be privatized? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3002 Mind if we take the next one? I’m doing the no-carb commute thing. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3003 Oops! Wrong Subway. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3004 It's the new Subway. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3005 We all live in a yellow submarine! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3006 Pizza Rat really upped his game. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3007 It's a Submarine, not a Subway. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3008 Hello! Now THATS graffiti art! 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3009 I don't care if it costs five dollars or two seventy- five, it's still a ripoff. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3010 You take this one. I'm waiting for the meatballs and tomato sauce local. 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
3011 This is insane. There are no doors. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3012 I ordered dinner to go 1.2637 0.06019 91 73 12 6
3013 I can’t decide if this is a commercial or just a bad cartoon pun. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3014 Well, the museum did say the exhibit was a yellow submarine. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3015 No, do not say it. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3016 This is why you never shop for trains when you're hungry. 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3017 Looks like the MTA/Subway Restaurants merger has gone through. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3018 Let's wait for Oyster Bar or Shake Shack, we did Subway yesterday. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3019 Damn! No mustard. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3020 Do you think these street art installations are taking things too literally? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3021 'They hold the mayo on the 8:14.' 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3022 It's like a 'play within a play.' 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3023 Let’s wait for the next one. I prefer prosciutto. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3024 Yeah, it's one of the new cars: no graffiti. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3025 Looks like the franchise, not the local. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3026 At least the order was on time. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3027 Not ours...we're taking the veggie. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3028 Ladies and gentlemen: We are being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher. The BLT will be moving shortly. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3029 Food's good, but the service is lousy. 1.2614 0.06362 88 72 9 7
3030 It looks like this is the train to Sesame Street 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
3031 I always wondered where they got the name. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3032 Let's wait for the next one. We don't want to be so sandwiched in. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3033 It's late because the footlong always takes more time. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3034 I'm more concerned that the turnstiles are supplied by egg beaters. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3035 So this is what it means to "Make America Great Again" 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3036 This brings a whole new meaning to subway hero 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3037 Even the rats don't like Subway. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3038 Guess they had to do something after Jared. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3039 I'd heard they were expanding. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3040 This new schedule is cutting it pretty thin! 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3041 Of course it's a fresh idea for meal-time riders, but it doesn't look rat-proof to me. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3042 Wow, those new Subway train decals are great! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3043 Smells about the same. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3044 Let's wait for the next one. This has mayo. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3045 I smell prosciutto, it most be on the third rail. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3046 I had a feeling he didn't understand my order when I called it in. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3047 Honey, I am confused. Did we go into the subway, or into Subway? 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
3048 Let’s take the next one. This one is too full. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3049 Is this how they're justifying the 5 dollar fare? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3050 Don't worry about the price. We have a coupon. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3051 At least we got something when they raised the fare to five dollars. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3052 What a whopper. Do you think it’s the President’s? 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
3053 Wait 'til Godzilla sees this one. 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3054 I guess gastro-literalism is the next big thing. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3055 I hear he's already worried about reelection 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
3056 After all, it is a Subway! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3057 It's a special line -- it'll take us the closest to Katz's Deli. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3058 as soon as the door opens, slide under the salami 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3059 Is now a good time to mention that I'm gluten intolerant? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3060 I wonder if the city will get sued for trademark infringement. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3061 Can we get something to go? 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3062 Subway’s advertising campaign has gone too far this time 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3063 What a bunch of baloney. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3064 No, that’s not ours. That one’s going to Bologna. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3065 Let's wait for the BMT on wheat. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3066 And to think, it's "Buy one, get one free". 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3067 Wait, the white is local, were better off waiting for the whole wheat. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3068 I don’t think this privatization scheme is going to work. I always smell like onions after I ride one. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3069 Don’t be a poor boy, let us wedge on yond subway. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3070 It's completely powered by rats. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3071 Did you say $5 foot long or 500 foot long? 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3072 Which end do we take to get off at 14th Street? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3073 Oh and this is the better end of Alimentary track line. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3074 No Honey. Remember what happened with the gravy boat. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3075 Finally, some cross-marketing I can sink my teeth into. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
3076 This must be headed for Little Italy. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3077 Now that's a slider! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3078 It' s packed. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3079 I asked for a hero on a white horse. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3080 Not a hero, let’s wait 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3081 No, not that one. We're waiting for "no mayo." 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3082 ... and that's why it's called "Subway" 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3083 I thought we were going to Pizza Hut... 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
3084 Here's the 11:45 luncheon local - right on time! 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3085 Well, that puts an end to the controversy over the name 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3086 It's tempting, but we should wait for the express. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
3087 They've taken this ad campaign a little too far. 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
3088 Depending on how far you take it, it stops at Satisfied, then Full and finally, Obese. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3089 That's the best product placement ever. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3090 Let's wait for the 5:07: it's vegan. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3091 I see Pizza rat has moved on to sandwiches. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3092 Well, Trump is president. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3093 Are you sure a sub is the only way there? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3094 Not this one. We want the Nathan's, it goes uptown. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3095 O Hero! My Hero! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3096 You're right honey, virtual subways are way more fun. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3097 For once, I'd like to not be the meat in the sandwich. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3098 No honey, that’s the ham. What we want is the tuna. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3099 Look! It’s the Goodyear Blimpie! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3100 It was better before Uber. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3101 I forgot. Do the sesame seeds mean this is a local or an express? 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3102 The Remembrance of Things Fast 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3103 Hopefully it's a sandwich. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3104 The pastramis run on time in this country. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3105 I'm not getting on any train without mustard. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3106 Let's wait. Our ticket is vegan. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3107 I don't mind installation art, just wish it was more imaginative. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3108 This example of modern art is arguably subpar. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3109 My favorite!The Italian subway. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3110 Wait... I don't think that's the 14, it's more like a footlong. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3111 When it breaks down at least I won't get hungry 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3112 They are really testing that no eating on the subway rule. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3113 We're going to Philly- let's wait for the next cheesesteak. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3114 Subway's new ad campaign has really taken over the city. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3115 I am all for defraying public expenditures, but I knew it was a bad idea when the transit authority announced the had a "natural tie in" with a new sponsor. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3116 For once, right on time! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3117 Let’s wait. The gluten free vegan should be along shortly. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3118 Don't get on that one Olive. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3119 A natural merger from a marketing perspective, but the 40-foot cold cut combo is always overstuffed during the commute. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3120 Let's take the Blimpie next time. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3121 Product placement. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3122 They can try anything they want; I'm still calling that a hoagie. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3123 No, not the 'A', it has onions! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3124 I say we take it, before the Fried Turkey Leg gets here. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3125 There's plenty of room. Eating capacity is around 40 riders. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3126 #5! That’s us... 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3127 I'm going to wait for the meatball special. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3128 I told you all natural mushrooms were a bad idea 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3129 Well, the work commute has become a lot more appetizing. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3130 Let's wait for the express. The local has too much mayo. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3131 It must have stopped in Bensonhurst! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3132 Mmmmm...the BMT. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3133 Let's wait for next one, this is traife. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3134 I thought we'd never find the dining car. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3135 Let's take this to the bagel and cream cheese and change at the salad bar. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3136 Let's just get an Uber. 1.2584 0.06497 89 74 7 8
3137 We don’t need another hero. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3138 Oh, that's the noontime special from Little Italy. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3139 My gluten hallucinations are getting worse. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3140 Don’t worry, I ordered two 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3141 Don’t worry dear, the gluten-free train should be along shortly. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3142 the Russians have one you can't even see. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3143 No accommodation for Passover yet. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3144 We can't take that one. It's not gluten free. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3145 I'm either having a flashback or I'm hungry. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3146 If we make it, we will not be hungry for dinner 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3147 Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3148 Come on, let's catch the Sandwich Express and eat on the run. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3149 Is this a gluten-free line? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3150 I've heard of the gravy train... 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3151 Let's wait for the B train--it usually has extra mayo. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3152 I've heard mixed reviews...apparently the food is good, but the seating is terrible. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3153 We really should have seen this coming after Hershey's bought the roads 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3154 If it’s the express, we can eat and be out of here in no time. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3155 You've only been vegan for a week. It took me three months to stop seeing it as the 5:06 calzone. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3156 It's Hoagie Dick! 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3157 Yeah, I've always hated the way it smells down here. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3158 It's the latest rodent eradication project. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3159 Do they have a vegan option? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3160 pickles ride free today 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3161 I think the mayo gets on at 53rd street. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3162 You think we're on a roll? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3163 Oh fuck 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3164 Yeah, it looks pretty roomy, but it's mostly lettuce. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3165 No . . . that’s going Uptown. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3166 You go ahead, I'm going to wait for the gravy. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3167 Let's take the next one, I really don't care for onions 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3168 It’s a trick. That’s a Po-boy, maybe a Hoagie but definitely not a subway foot long. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3169 Wait for the vegan one 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3170 We should have read the tips on navigating the subway. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3171 I told you we took the wrong staircase 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3172 I liked Subway's marketing better with Jared. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3173 Talk about freaky fast delivery! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3174 ...Yeah, let's go ahead. I have a couple recipes I'd like to try if there are any leftovers. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3175 This wasn't really what I had in mind when I asked to be pointed to "the subway"! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3176 The Italian goes Uptown, you want the Roast Beef. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3177 Do you think Subway is over-doing it with their marketing? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3178 It's the local... let's wait for the Panda Express. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3179 Today, I'll wait for the meatball with marinara. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3180 Wow! ... So that's where Subway got their name. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3181 I heard Subway was going to make a big advertisement push but I never imagined this 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3182 I specifically said no tomatoes. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3183 I'm not sure if y'all know how a caption contest works. See, the caption is already on this one. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3184 Let’s wait for one without sesame seeds 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3185 They've started to call the conductors "transportation artists". 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3186 I bet it smells like day-old ham in there. 1.2584 0.06091 89 72 11 6
3187 It was caught off New Jersey 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3188 Gulliver, you idiot! 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3189 The Mayor needs to realize more mayo cant fix this post-Sandy. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3190 We'll never get home. The salami's running on the local track again. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3191 See that grinder, Hoagie? - it’ll take a real hero to wedge that po’boy out of the sub station. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3192 I thought this was the gluten-free line? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3193 This is the presidential express. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3194 When did the subway become the Subway™? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3195 This is the ham and cheese, we need catch the roast beef. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3196 WOW, AMERICA!!!!! 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3197 It must be the hero's train. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3198 I thought you ordered a BLT, not a BMT. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3199 Now that's what I call ... Food To Go!! 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3200 That's the express to Coney Island. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3201 The Mayor asked for contributions in-kind 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3202 Just don't sit in the mayonnaise this time. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3203 And I thought it was called a subway because it was underground! 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3204 Heroes go to Ground Zero. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3205 I never bother showering anymore. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3206 When you said dinner, I wasn't thinking fast food. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3207 That's not kosher. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3208 When did the subway turn into Subway? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3209 I thought they said 'Big Apple'. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3210 Okay, Subway in the subway, very funny -- but how am I supposed to get to work? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3211 My doctor says I can only take the BLT once a week. 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3212 Let's wait for the next one, it's vegetarian. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3213 Let's wait for the Wrap. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3214 I'm sorry but we need to find another way to get to my mother's for Passover. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3215 Can you believe they're raising the fare to $5? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3216 At least it's running on time. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3217 And you think we have a rodent problem now? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3218 Where I come from we call it a hero. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3219 Uber Eats is getting a little out of hand 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3220 Look for the "no mayo" car 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3221 Let's wait for the next one -- it looks crammed. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3222 ugh...sesame seeds 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3223 Wait, Hon. I don't think that's mayo. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3224 No wonder the rats like it down here. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3225 I'll take it to go. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3226 I'd say this is a bit more than a footlong. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3227 If it's got gherkins in it, I'm getting straight off again. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3228 Either the meds are working, or Subway® has gone too far. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3229 Lettuce wait for the next one, I'm not in a hurry. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3230 Let’s catch the turkey and provolone at 12:30. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3231 They don't make heroes like they used to. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3232 Some companies just take their advertising a little too far..." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3233 Wasn't what I expected a lifetime supply of Subs to look like. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
3234 Some dining car 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3235 Say, what's a sub doing in the train station? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3236 I finally get it: Subway 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3237 Jared spoils everything. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3238 Why is the No. 3 with Mortadella running on the No. 1 with Buffalo Mozzarella tracks late nights on a weekday? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3239 I didn't know you meant "Meat at the Subway"! 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3240 I guess the subway has finally delivered. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3241 We should have taken the gluten-freeway 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3242 I think I'm having a "Paleo Diet" side-effect. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3243 What else did you expect on the subway? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3244 Well, if Oscar Meyer could make a weiner mobile why can't Subway take over the E train to Chambers St? 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3245 The subway running on time would be a real hero 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
3246 I think it's lost. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3247 Let’s wait for the pastrami on rye. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3248 They're selling the naming rights. Have you seen that Roto-Rooter train? 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3249 Well, they did promise better service. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3250 I guess the subway does stop at 14th Street 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
3251 I’ll wait for the 5:30 train. I’m gluten-free. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3252 The express sandwich is usually on rye 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3253 It's the new service from the METRO - free delivery! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3254 Wow! That was some really good stuff. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3255 Subway will do anything to get your attention. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3256 Subway delivers 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3257 Is it possible to get the B L T to Brooklyn without mayo? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3258 Ours is the Meatball Express 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3259 Stand clear of the closing doors, cheese. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3260 Too much mayo; let's catch the next one. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3261 the subway rats ordered it. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3262 Hold on. Extra cheese means it's a local. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3263 Now THAT'S a subway sandwich! 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3264 I'm starving. Where do you want to start? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3265 I think you eat first, and then pay. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3266 Attention Passengers! Carbo-Loading on Track 5 . . . 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3267 That Elon Musk is really something isn’t he? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3268 On the flip side, it's only $2.75, and definitely longer than a foot. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3269 No Carb Car must be farther down the platform. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3270 Let's wait for the K Train, it's kosher. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3271 I believe the gluten-free service is on the local track. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3272 I'll wait for the Danish. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3273 Stand clear of the lettuce, tomato, and onion. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3274 Next time ask for the six-inch one. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3275 This promo has gotten out of hand. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3276 HERE'S AN IDEA: A SANDWICH SHOP CALLED "SUBWAY: 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3277 Let's wait for the bagel. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3278 Let's find the gluten free car 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3279 They call that one the Moby Dick. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3280 This isn't us. We take the BLT to the Reuben. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3281 This is why I hate riding the subway before dinner. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3282 I think the BLT Express Line is next. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3283 Actually it’s sponsored by Quiznos, but that’s an understandable mistake 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3284 Gravy train is coming... 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3285 Maybe we're in a Russian nesting doll. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3286 One way to subsidize the subway. $1.50 a bite. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3287 Wait for the express. It’s gluten-free. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3288 They really sandwich you in there. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3289 Is that the local or the express homonym? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3290 That’s not ours. We have the tuna express. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3291 Why the frown, Nigel? Did you order a tube steak? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3292 The next one should be the local vegetarian 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3293 Are you sure this is the train for Little Italy? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3294 Let's wait. The Vegan Express is due in five minutes. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3295 That's the wrong subway. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3296 Let's wait for the vegan car. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3297 I TOLD you it was a Subway sandwich... 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3298 I’m nostalgic for when the New Yorker didn’t misattribute Roz Chast cartoons to Michael Maslin. 1.2529 0.04687 87 65 22 0
3299 Not that one- it doesn’t have pickles. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3300 Not this one, Harold, we need the veggie no mayo. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3301 No, we want to get on a chicken salad, not pastrami. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3302 See, this goes to the Italian neighborhood. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3303 Oh, thank goodness, a chew chew! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3304 Coming in hot! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3305 Because of construction, service on all lines have been suspended indefinitely. However, Subway is providing free shuttle service to all their sandwich shops. Thank you for riding the MTA 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3306 It's looking at us like we're pieces of meat! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3307 Next one, Pastrami goes downtown. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3308 That’s not us - the gluten free comes next. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3309 This is the subway's "5 hour 25 footlong". 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3310 Hey look! It's the new dining car on the Lexington Avenue Line. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3311 Another guaranteed empty seat. They say its because they smell so realistic that they weed out the vegans and picky eaters, naturally reducing traffic to just those who can stomach the ride. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3312 They said there was a problem with the subway — but they may have meant Subway! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3313 Oh darn honey, we missed the taco train 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3314 I thought they only ran underwater. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3315 I can take this one if it’s gluten free 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3316 This isn’t the Subway I meant. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3317 Subway is just a figure of speech. It's really just a sandwich that will get you to Brooklyn. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3318 This is taking product placement a bit far, don't you think? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3319 Google maps said the subway was here—but whoa! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3320 Banksy's latest work is very Meta. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3321 You think this is something? You should see the Friday $5 Special! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3322 It’s the Subway weekly special. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3323 Looks like Pizza Rat really has his work cut out for him this time 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3324 Wow, I’ve heard of subway heroes but I never thought I’d literally meet one! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3325 The next one has cheese. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3326 Didn't you buy the gluten-free tickets? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3327 I see where they were going with this, but isn't it a SUBMARINE sandwich? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3328 "It asked for the nearest subway station". 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3329 Have you realized how commercialized the MTA has become? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3330 Look honey it's the New "Subway" Sandwich! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3331 These attempts to compete with Uber Eats are getting a bit ridiculous. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3332 I didn't think the #1 line Lunch Express stopped at 79th St. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3333 ahhhhhhh.....NOW I understand why they call it "SUBWAY"!!! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3334 The next one has extra cheese. Let's wait. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3335 At least the “sub” part stuck. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3336 I've only ever eaten one, but never ridden one. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3337 I guess Subway finally released its 200ft long sub... 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3338 Nuts. We must have just missed the meatballs. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3339 We must be in one of those zany New Yorker cartoons again. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3340 These branding tie-ins have got to stop! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3341 But I ordered the pizza. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3342 Jared, are you hallucinating again? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3343 It runs on bio-fuel...Hellman's. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3344 Malbec? No, I think a cab would be much better. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
3345 Maybe we catch the train at the sandwich shop. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3346 Is this what you meant by 'taking a subway at lunch hour'? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3347 It's the local. And so we call it a hero. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3348 Well, she did say it was a hole in the wall. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3349 It's got to be the B.M.T. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3350 I see something. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3351 It promised an affordable immersive dining experience, but I’m not so sure. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3352 Let's wait for the Coney Island. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3353 I told you we shouldn't have eaten that salami from the street vendor. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3354 It's a 7-grain and full. We'll wait for the 9. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3355 Oh Hell No! We missed the Subway, what a bunch of Boloney! 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3356 'tis neither man nor beast, but it will get you uptown in 20 minutes 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3357 You want to take he J, the M, or the BLT? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3358 Now we're running late. You should have asked for ketchup. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3359 It's on time, so it must be a mirage. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3360 Remember Honey, no eating on the train. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3361 Due to construction , service on the B-L-T lines is suspended. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3362 Wait, were we to take the literal or figurative train? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3363 And so our couple discovered the synergy that completed the Second Ave SubwayTM. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3364 If it's not kosher, we'll have to wait for the next sandwich. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3365 They're trying to make the IRT more palatable. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3366 I miss the simpler days of Pizza Rat. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3367 Ciabatta be fast today or I am going to be late for work. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3368 Apparently it's a Russian submarine. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3369 It's the new Baker line. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3370 Since when can you eat on the subway? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3371 I always thought it was short for submarine. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3372 I was expecting a limo, not a sub. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3373 Is this what the President rides on? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3374 I hate the MTA. You wait for twenty minutes for a local, and all that comes are veggies. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3375 No honey. The 9:04 hoagie doesn’t stop at midtown. We’ll have to wait for the hero. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3376 Funny, I thought the graffiti would be less appetizing. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3377 Let's take the express, the local looks a little stale! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3378 Remember what happened when you ordered the Kaiser roll in Berlin? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3379 It's a long ride, but we won't be hungry. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3380 So THAT'S why they call it a Subway station! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3381 Must be part of a new SUBWAY ad campaign. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3382 Let’s wait for the tuna. It goes down faster. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3383 It’s subliminal advertising 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3384 Shall we get a seat in the dining car? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3385 I think that’s a trademark infringement. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3386 Another flatbread to Flatbush! 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3387 No David, Don't be a hero. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3388 Can you believe it?... The fare's gone to five dollars a foot!! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3389 Yes, Tim, I know it's a sub. Would you rather take a taxi cabbage? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3390 well its fresher and roomier than this mornings stuffed sausage 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3391 This car always has an open bottle of olive oil rolling up and down the aisle. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3392 That not ours, I asked for rye 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3393 No way! A sub? 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3394 #keepPortlandweird 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3395 Really? Shame on you, New Yorker. 1.2500 0.06312 88 73 8 7
3396 I only take vegan rides. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3397 I like the Amtrak sandwiches better. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3398 let's wait for a vegetarian 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3399 Let’s take the express—the local is too slow, and it’s always stuffed. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3400 It's headed to the lower Eats Side. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3401 At least it smells good 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3402 Not exactly like the Oscar Mayer Mobile but it will do! 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3403 On second thought, let's skip lunch. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3404 Don't worry...The next one has no cheese. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
3405 Honey, I think we should switch vitamins 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3406 You still gluten free? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3407 This is taking product placement too far! 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3408 We should've caught the footlong. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3409 It’s a subway...... Do you ride it or eat it? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3410 Wow! That's some graffiti! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3411 The dining car is killer. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3412 Let's get aboard. I'm hungry. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3413 now that's a subway 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3414 Sure it's on time now, but the rats are getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3415 That is not a 'Footlong.' 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3416 We should never go shopping when we're hungry ! 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3417 Let’s wait for the 7:05 pastrami. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3418 Product placement run amok. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3419 Even the rats won't eat Subway. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3420 I swear the sign had a lowercase “s”. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3421 Italian B.L.T. arriving on Track 1. If your destination is Vegan, you must transfer. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3422 They've added a diner car. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3423 We must be the millionth customers 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3424 I miss the old IRT. 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3425 Wow, Subway has bought out the the underground. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3426 Let's wait for the Wrap. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3427 My mistake. I was looking for the 14th St. Jimmy John's! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3428 That's more than a foot long. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3429 The next one may be less stuffed. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3430 Let’s wait for the multi-grain express. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3431 It’s a new line that’s just been added. It’s the Meat Ball Express. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3432 Remember to check your trousers for salami when we get off. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
3433 Hallucination dear, let’s wait for the A Train! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3434 That’s only a 6-inch. Let’s wait for the next one 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3435 Graffeaty. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3436 It's the old BMLT line. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3437 I'd rather wait for the Italian Supreme with Sharp Provolone - it's an Express train. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3438 In the subway, I like my subs like I like my men, 12 inches and Italian. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3439 This could be our gravy train. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3440 Do you think there's a low carb line? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3441 Agreed. Privatizing the infrastructure does seem to have some drawbacks. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3442 I heard that in Boston they call that a "T." 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3443 Don't get on. This ride costs $5 a foot. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3444 I don't believe it! That's Carmichael's Hoagy! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3445 Honey, did you bring the dijon? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3446 Let's wait for the Twinkie train to Zinger Town. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3447 Looks like Jared’s finally rebranding 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3448 WOW—-Biggest subway—ever. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3449 Look what just rolled into the station. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3450 Of course, that's why they call it a subway! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3451 The ONE TIME it’s on schedule I forget sriracha. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3452 That’s a local. Let’s wait for the Nathan’s. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3453 Naw, that's a hoagie. We're waiting for the sub. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3454 Let's take this one. Smells like they held the mayo! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3455 Somebody's idea of a joke. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3456 Let’s wait, I can’t take another onion car. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3457 Boy, this brings a whole new meaning to "Taking the Subway"! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3458 Let's grab a bite to eat on the way. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3459 Lets wait for the sourdough express. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3460 No dear, this one has meat. We’ll catch the Veggie Delite®. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3461 Untitled. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3462 Is this some kind of dumb Subway sandwich joke? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3463 That must be the BLT from Jersey Mike. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3464 Wait! We need the low-cal. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3465 Not quite what I was expecting. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3466 Don't go there, Jared! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3467 It appears there's no doubt we'll be sandwiched in. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3468 I'm not getting in unless it's gluten-free. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3469 Brownies are taking effect, or I'm really famished, cause the 6 Train looks like a subway. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3470 The BLT is still under construction. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3471 I wanted to catch the downtown subway. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3472 I hope this is the gluten-free line. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3473 Wow that new app you have has everything! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3474 And that's how they got their name. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3475 I think it's supposed to be some kind of dad joke. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3476 Lettuce get on the subway. Cheese you later! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3477 I'm going to wait for a Spicy Italian. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3478 It's only five dollars, but how you get it out the door is beyond me. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3479 Let’s wait. The spicy meatball express is due in next. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3480 Wait, no, we need the meatball parm. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3481 That's the local - we want the uptown meatball Express 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3482 Sub? No way! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3483 A hero is in our midst. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3484 I said lunch at SUBWAY! Not lunch at THE subway! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3485 Looks greasy. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3486 I can see it clearly, it's a footlong 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
3487 Clever product placement. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3488 I guess we might as well have a little something while we wait. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3489 I'm waiting for the roast beef 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3490 The quintessential product placement. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3491 That’s not ours. We’re waiting on the Ham & Swiss uptown. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3492 This sub upgrade must have cost a lot of dough. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3493 I said we need more heroes on the subway, it this is ridiculous! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3494 I prefer the subway rye’d 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3495 Too loaded; let's take the slider instead. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3496 Thanks for coming with me darling, after the accident I couldn't bare the thought of going provolone. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3497 Next train. That one has onions. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3498 Quick service, but didn’t we order the A train? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3499 I told you that on this line the MTA really sandwiches them in.... 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3500 I can’t belive it’s not challah. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3501 The Reuben won't be coming. The juice gunked up the third rail. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3502 I like the new cars. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3503 Actually, I think it's a gyro. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3504 I thought you said the Carnegie Deli closed. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3505 Lucky, I brought my hand sanitizer 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3506 We want the gyro to downtown. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3507 And they wonder why there’s rats down here. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3508 Subway has never been the same since Jared went to jail. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3509 I wonder if it's a local or an express. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3510 No matter what he says on Twitter to the contrary, you can't deny that it's just a giant, useless, subway sandwich, right? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3511 Things are finally starting to make sense. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3512 When did the IRT become the BLT? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3513 Looks like we’ll be sandwiched on the train again. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3514 No honey, we need to catch the meatball sandwich to get to the zoo. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3515 Stay close to the lettuce, avoid the mustard. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3516 No, dear, we're waiting for the whole wheat! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3517 ‘ I’m so hungry I think I’m hallucinating! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3518 Should we take this one or wait for the roast beef ? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3519 It’s one of those ‘chicken or egg’ things. And I just don’t know the answer. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3520 Don't worry dear, you're still my hero. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3521 No, I’m sure that’s not our subway! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3522 I'll wait for the next one. This one isn't whole wheat. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3523 First we take the pepperoni, then the salami express to pastrami central. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3524 First Pepsi, now Subway. These marketing teams really need to learn how to read the room. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3525 Bun silent, bun deep. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3526 Yes, they merged. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3527 I don’t know whether to be disappointed or impressed. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3528 I don't care if it's not moving... it's still going to be faster than the R train. 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
3529 THAT'S how they get the flavour! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3530 Wow - this is the definition of SuperSizing. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3531 Everyone needs a hero they can look up to. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3532 I don’t know about you, but I think this is subliminal advertising 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3533 Now that's advertising! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3534 Forget it. They're packed in there like sardines. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3535 Let's wait for the salami and provolone line. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3536 So that's why they increased the fare to five dollars. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3537 and here we have the sight of the original "Subway Sandwich. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3538 They raised the fare to $5 for this? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3539 I hate to think how much the added avocado costs. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3540 It's the newest addition to the subway. Instead of you stopping for lunch, it stops for you. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3541 The combo ticket comes with a newspaper and a handi-wipe for $1 more 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3542 In London it’s called the Tube. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3543 This reminds me of a dream I had last night. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3544 you wanna just split one ? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3545 Did we miss the BLT? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3546 Let's wait for the next one. There's no way this one is gluten free. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3547 I thought Meals on Wheels delivered to homes. But, I have to agree. This provides a great platform for people to interact. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3548 This is a Brooklyn Bridge bound 6-inch train. The next stop is... 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3549 Is this the first time you have ridden the grinder? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3550 Karl, wait for the next one... you know I'm gluten intolerant! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3551 Ugh! Signals must not be working again! I asked for no pepperoni. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3552 Pardon me, is this the the BLT North or South? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3553 They're on track with the daily special, but you can't get it to go. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3554 You know, the double-decker upstairs comes with a free side. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3555 This is not exactly what I had in mind when we discussed having lunch at Subway. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3556 I told you "Subway®" was not what we wanted! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3557 Vol. 2: James as a teen; his girlfriend, Linda; and the Giant Ham & Swiss. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3558 It's the subway lunch special! 1.2471 0.04706 85 64 21 0
3559 They never should have approved that Subway-subway merger. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3560 I hate being sandwiched in on the subway 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3561 I still miss the car car. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3562 Some call it the A Train, however if you believe in reincarnation , just call it the Hoagie Carmichael. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3563 I think we should try a different Subway...this looks like a Hogie 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3564 Well, this is a subway. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3565 I guess this train is sponsored by Subway. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3566 It's not what I expected when you said "lets go to the Subway" 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3567 We need a hero! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3568 I think I may be taking this diet too seriously. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3569 [No caption required] 1.2471 0.06462 85 71 7 7
3570 Not the hero we deserved. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3571 I felt like I might get something done. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3572 See, I told you. There's actually a Subway on the subway! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3573 Could they be that confused? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3574 I think this is what your mother meant when she told me my diet would come back to haunt me. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3575 We just missed the Reuben. Let's wait for the Lobster Roll. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3576 "How many times do I have to tell you, 'Read the fine print'"! 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3577 Wait Matt, we’re on the north meatball. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3578 They say the cravings stop after the first dozen trips. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3579 Let's wait for the drink line. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3580 When you asked for directions, did you say 'Metro' or 'Meta'? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3581 The rats ordered out. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3582 Is this what they call product placement? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3583 'I thought this was the L train not the BLT train' 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3584 The subway system is promoting themes for different neighborhood, this is Little Italy's. Wait until you see Hells Kitchen's. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3585 That's what she said. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3586 That’s coming in from the Jersey burbs. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3587 Let's wait for the local. It has light mayo. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3588 This is a superfluous caption for a self-explanatory cartoon. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3589 Let's wait for the daily special. It comes with a beverage. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3590 Well, the restroom smell the same. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3591 Maybe on the third day we'll rise again. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3592 The BLT I ordered only has the B and L. Boston has the T. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3593 Let's go - ain't no five second rule in the Subway. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3594 It's a lot safer since they got rid of Jared. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3595 I told you we should have taken an Uber. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3596 Not this one, Henry, wait for the veggie express. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3597 Let's wait for one that's leaner. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3598 This doesn't make you right about manspreading 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3599 This doesn't make you right about manspreading 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3600 I believe that this is the wrong subway. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3601 I think we should wait for the next one to see if it's vegetarian. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3602 i think the edibles are kicking in..... 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3603 I know what you are going to say. Don't 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3604 Let's wait for the pastrami on rye train. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3605 No, not that one. It's an express right to my hips. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3606 Here comes the dining car! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3607 The 16 footer is a better buy. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3608 That's what I call product placement. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3609 That’s why they call it that! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3610 I'm taking the next train. This one's too full and meaty. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3611 Wasn’t it great when our worst problem was graffitti? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3612 Those who forget breakfast are doomed to re-eat it. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3613 Looks like Subway ‘s expanding 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3614 That's white. Lets wait for the 7 grain at 3pm. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3615 Wrong line, we want pizza rat. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3616 Seems like Subway has upgraded its foot-long. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3617 I see they'v renovated the sub way. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3618 'Ut oh. Wait until Pizza Rat hears about this.' 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3619 Product placement is well and good, but where are the doors? 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3620 Don't worry, hon. All the subways here are gluten-free. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3621 Looks like the finally finished the renovation 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3622 It's symbolic art. One bite and you'll go under ground. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3623 It’s the new subway station. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3624 Banksy was here. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3625 In the good old days, it was only the people being sandwiched. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3626 And what’s more, it’s on time. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3627 It’s not exactly what I had in mind when you said “grab lunch to-go.” 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3628 If you eat it all in an hour, it's free. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3629 They call it a subway for a reason. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3630 I hate the sub of the day. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3631 I believe this one goes to the smoked meat district. Let’s ask someone to make sure. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3632 I think we have to take the Subway to get to Jersey Mike's. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3633 She's holding my arm and now this?..Please don't let this be a dream. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3634 Literally!?! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3635 Good heavens Geoffrey, now we’re in a pickle. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3636 I'll wait for the gluten-free express. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3637 It’s packed with carbs! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3638 You'd think that after Jared, Subway would find a better representative – someone you could trust your brand with. Yet this one doesn't have the decency not to have their meat hanging out in public. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3639 Until Cuomo and de Blasio can agree on how to speed things up, I guess we may as well eat the Subway and enjoy the wait. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3640 The eternal consumption engine is what powers it, they say. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3641 They had to get creative with the marketing when Jared left. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3642 Food delivery is so great these days. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3643 This MTA/fast food merger isn't working out the way I thought it would. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3644 A new Mayor de Blasio initiative? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3645 Argh! Wrong subway. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3646 Michelle Obama would never have let that happen !! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3647 I’m so tired of being packed in like sardines... 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3648 Let's wait for the next one, this one is stuffed full. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3649 I don't care if you call it the subway, hero or hoagie, it just better be on time. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3650 Tell the Genie I'm getting sick of his literalism. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3651 This is a Whole Wheat, the subway map said Gluten Free. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3652 Let’s take the Subway! 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3653 Subway’s newest ad campaign is a little hard to swallow. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3654 Well, this saves us a stop, but now how are we going to get home? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3655 Looks more like it's from Quiznos. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3656 Are we in the right Subway? 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3657 Did we mix up the MTA and the B.M.T.? 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3658 Looks like we'll need a bigger knife. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3659 I ordered it, like three minutes ago. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3660 Is this a subway station? ... 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3661 Great product placement! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3662 Meh! New foodie line 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3663 It seemed like the perfect public-private infrastructure partnership. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3664 We should wait for the express, it wont be as stuffed 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3665 Looks like "product placement" won the design competition for the new cars. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3666 If we can't finish it we can always take it home. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3667 I didn't know 'SUBWAY' delivered. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3668 Wow, they really meant submarine! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3669 There's something very distasteful about this. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3670 Wait--is this the BLT express or the local? 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3671 Wait, that's the local. We want the Subway Express. Ham, cheese and straight to 86th. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3672 Add some fries and Trump will love it. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3673 The BLT's out of service, it looks like we're going to have to take this one instead. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3674 We've been dieting too long! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3675 Drat! Well, there’s another one coming in 8 minutes, but it may be vegetarian. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3676 Let's wait for the meatball express. It's delicious. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3677 Oh, I get it, literally. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3678 I think I'll just take the salad. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3679 The cold cuts right through here 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3680 We’ll be uptown in 12 minutes if we can sandwich our way in. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3681 You were expecting a Big Mac down here? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3682 I thought our ticket said 11:00 with no tomatoes... 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
3683 Yes it's a Subway - the other platform goes to Jersey, Mike. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3684 That's a lot more than a footlong and I only paid $2.75. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3685 Everybody's hero! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3686 Well this give the 5 dollar foot-long a run for its money 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3687 I tell you, all of this supersizing has simply gotten out of control. 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
3688 I had heard they are starting to samwich people in. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3689 Super size has taken on a whole new meaning.... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3690 It's the Hunger Express. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3691 Subway is overdoing it. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3692 No pickles...wait for the next one! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3693 Subway says "Make it what you want." Well, I want it to get me to Grand Central Station on time. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3694 I always wondered why they called it Subway! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3695 Fuck das a big fuckin sandwech wtf lol............ 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3696 Let's wait for salami and cheese. We've got plenty of time. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3697 We’re always getting sandwiched in during rush hour 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3698 Now, don't you think portion control is an issue? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3699 Subway must be really desperate. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3700 Yes but condiments are only on 13! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3701 They forgot the pickles again. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3702 Obviously, an advertising ploy. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3703 Yet another "to go" order. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3704 I know I said to order me the "super-sized" sub, but............. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3705 Wait! You don't have to be a Hero 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3706 Hoagie? You're missing the point entirely here, Hon. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3707 Let's ask if there's an extra charge for delivery. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3708 Let's wait for the gluten-free express. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3709 So that's why the A's late. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3710 Is this - The Subway or - A Subway? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3711 Where's the gluten free train? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3712 In Philadelphia they call it the hoagie. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3713 I guess that's why they call it the subway. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3714 It only stops when I miss lunch, but let's take the next train. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3715 Let's take the next one Dear, this has too many onions." 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3716 The express leaves out onions. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3717 Darn! I ordered it on a poppyseed roll. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3718 Since when does the subway “meat olive our eggspectation?” 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3719 The City Engineer is a literalist. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3720 Let's wait for the six-inch vegetarian. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3721 Oh, this must be the new six-car Mayoliner! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3722 Is this the subway that goes to 41st and Rye? 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3723 You never listen! I said, No tomatoes! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3724 We should've gotten flatbread. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3725 I liked it better when subway meant train not sandwich. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3726 Now how’d that get sandwiched in there? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3727 No, Honey, I don’t think we missed the Pastrami. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3728 I wonder if they all washed their hands? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3729 I hope it's fast food. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3730 Looks like (sigh...) the Donald is back in town! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3731 Let's skip this one it's just way too cheesy. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3732 I'm pretty sure it stops in Little Italy. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3733 It looks full, honey. Can we wait for the milk run? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3734 'Very impressive advertising campaign !' 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3735 I'm getting that Salvador Dalí kind of feeling. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3736 I thought we would be packed in like sardines. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3737 The 'F' actually stands for Footlong. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3738 Pizza Rat has his job cut out for him. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3739 Is it 'a Subway in the subway' or 'a subway with a Subway'? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3740 Yeah, the city really should screen out candidates with a weakness for puns. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3741 Wow! Another untrainable super hero. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3742 I simply never know what's coming on the weekend. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3743 I finally get it ! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3744 I can swear I ordered an 8-inch. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3745 0k. We can take the canned tuna to Fulton, then change to the packed sardines. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3746 I wonder what the jumbo size looks like. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3747 To get on,I guess we have to eat our way in. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3748 Let's catch the next one. This one is too filling. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3749 Don’t they know that around here we call them heroes? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3750 It looks like the 2 o'clock ham and cheese is running a little late today. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3751 Subway? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3752 Geez, Cynthia Nixon works fast. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3753 The Augment Reality fad is really getting out of hand. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3754 It's part of the new Subway "alt-truth in advertising" campaign. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3755 This one has Yonkers written all over it. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3756 Wait!! I think I see Myrtle Feinbaum! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3757 In Philadelphia they call it a hoagy. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3758 Let's wait for the gluten-free uptown. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3759 It's a public-private partnership. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3760 You sure this goes to Sesame Street? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3761 Remember to sit in the middle. It’s the Twelve Inch. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3762 Subway is finally taking their marketing to the next level 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3763 Can we wait for the gluten-free line? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3764 Well, at least we’ll have something to eat during the rush-hour delay. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3765 This new diet is making me crazy. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3766 Do you think it's kosher? 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3767 I understand Subway is suing. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3768 Say what you like, but I just love the way the subway smells. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3769 I don't like this new Subway commercial. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3770 Well, it definitely passes the smell test. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3771 I hope it stops at Coney Island; suddenly I'm craving a hot dog! 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
3772 Looks like the subway is full. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3773 I like this Subway location the best. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3774 What a bunch of baloney! That’s supposed to be a subway car? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
3775 Isn't this product placement a bit "over the top"? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3776 I think we where supposed to take the hot pastrami on rye, not the turkey on toasted wheat. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3777 We can't dismiss any creative new idea. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3778 I don't think we're in the 'Big Apple' anymore. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3779 That's a grinder. We have to catch a hoagie to go uptown. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3780 That sandwuch smells like urine. 1.2410 0.06320 83 69 8 6
3781 Is it going uptown or downtown? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3782 I can't believe it! I know, unbelievable! I said no poppy seeds. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3783 I told you to order the footlong, not the 30 fot long. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3784 In Russia. You eat submarine sandwich. In America. Sandwich eats you 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3785 I hope we can get a seat by the salami. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3786 Ooh Honey, do we have time to wait for the chicken parm? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3787 They call it the "Elon Musk burger." 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3788 Yeah, Subway finally bought out the MTA. It's a horizontal merger. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3789 We’ll board toward Autological, change at Heterological and arrive at Rhetoric 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3790 We'll wait for the "no onion" train. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3791 You said the train to Bologna, right? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3792 Let this one pass - It’s the Cholesterol Express. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3793 There's a Subway everywhere now. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3794 Pizza Rat's gonna love this! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3795 Living With a Ghostbuster: "Ray...you gotta stop doing this." 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3796 wha- why are we in black n' white but sandwich color??? 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3797 another AI snafu. I only ordered a footlong. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3798 In this case, eating on the train is not only permitted, but encouraged! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3799 And just like that, the subway hero was on the tracks. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3800 Can you tell if this is the gluten-free line? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3801 I love the new, fresh upholstery, but I can't stand that smell. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3802 Either we missed McDonald's or its the next one - I can't remember. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3803 No wait, it's just a gyro 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3804 Nope. Too literal. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3805 I still say it's a Hoagie. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3806 Not this one, it's a franchise. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3807 Let's wait for the next one. You know how I am with gluten. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3808 No one’s questioning the value honey, it’s the hygiene that might be subpar 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3809 This one is express; we should wait for the Meatball Marinara. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3810 This isn't us, our line is toasted. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3811 Oh good, today it’s the ham and provolone 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3812 I thought we ordered delivery , not pickup 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3813 Let's wait for the Veggie Delite. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3814 Well, there goes supper. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3815 True, but only when considered subjectively. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3816 Let’s hope this SUBWAY has a better on time performance 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3817 This is why I prefer the no-growth-hormone ham sandwiches 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3818 It's part of an ad campaign for a new Subway on 14th Street! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3819 So this is where the name came from. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3820 Darn! No window seats... 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3821 What's a hoagie doing in a subway? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3822 Not yet! We’re waiting for the roast beef. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3823 It looks like the marketing team at Subway is really pulling out all the stops. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3824 Let’s just wait for the soup trolley. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3825 Let’s wait for a toasted one 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3826 But it's only a Footlong. Do you think it can hold both of us? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3827 Remember when these used to seat 12? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3828 Hold up, Phil. Do you mind if we wait for the veggie sub? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3829 You’re right honey, transit’s really crumby these days 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3830 I'd like to see the drink it comes with! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3831 Oh no, too many carbs! Let's take the next one. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3832 We just missed lunch 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3833 When did the IRT become the BLT? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3834 Food for thought. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3835 Let's wait for one on wheat. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3836 there it is Walter..... Pelosi's prototype for The Wall. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3837 Yes, I'd like your #14 delivered to my son's football game at 3 pm sharp. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3838 Do cookies come with that? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3839 Don’t you hate it when grinders ride the subways? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3840 Don't be a hero. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3841 Don't touch it. No need to be a hero. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3842 It's the new 'subway' express 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3843 It actually smells less of onions than usual. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3844 Back in Philly we call it the Hoagieway. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3845 Well, this certainly redefines subway. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3846 I don't care if it is running on time, it's not vegan. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3847 This isn't a good start to our slow food evening. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3848 This must be the sub-way. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3849 It's the new BLT line sponsored by Subway. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3850 Let’s wait for the tuna. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3851 Let’s wait for the one with the Gorgonzola. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3852 Maybe if we wait for the lox and bagel, it will be less full. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3853 I told that you we shouldn't have eaten first. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3854 Wait. Did that man say to TAKE the Number Two or to EAT the Number Two? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3855 Subway's new guerrilla marketing campaign 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3856 This must be the original location. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3857 No pickles. I'm not going in. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3858 Product placement. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3859 Darn, it’s a hero. The subs must come in downstairs. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3860 That is so dangerous! Now don't you try to be a hero too. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3861 Forget about holding the doors, just hold the cheese! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3862 I feel like this already has a caption. Am I wrong? 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3863 I wish they ran more gluten-frees on the weekend. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3864 it was 5 dollars for a foot long ticket 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3865 I told you, we can only visit my parents via kosher. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3866 That's the Italian. We're want to take the Reuben. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3867 It's the Bologna Express, dear 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3868 Did you hear that for some reason they changes the BMT to the BLT! 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3869 There's an unpleasant aftertaste, but at least it's fast. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3870 Lets wait for the hold the onions car. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3871 So, do you still stand by your opinion that the new head of the transit authority knows what he's doing? 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3872 My first time in the New York Subway. I had no idea it would be this delicious! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3873 Advertising genius! 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3874 Well here in Philadelphia, we call it the hoagieway. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3875 "Hold the mayo, and mind the gap". 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3876 I know you may think this is bad, but on the positive side it doesn’t smell like pee in here! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3877 I never said that I wanted it toasted. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
3878 I don't get it, why is there a hoagie down here 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3879 Let's wait for one without mayonnaise. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3880 I guess we can get to Rye after all. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3881 This was not what I expected when they said they were building an underground subway. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3882 Wait, that's not the local pastrami and rye. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3883 When I bought my franchise, they claimed they were the biggest in the world. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3884 It's not glamorous, but it beats being in a pickle. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3885 Well I hope it's gluten free. Otherwise I'm going to be late again. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3886 When did they put a dining car on the E train? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3887 Find out if they have provolone. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3888 Too many carbs. Maybe we can catch the Lettuce Wrap uptown instead. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3889 Apparently, they're replacing cars with carbs. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
3890 I expected it to be about a foot long. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3891 I've always wanted to ride the deli express! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3892 There goes the subway gyro... 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3893 We're not in Kansas, anymore. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3894 Now we are really going to be sandwiched between everyone 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3895 The mayo and pickle car is late as usual. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3896 I told you we were on the wrong side of the tracks!! 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3897 No No, thats not the right one. We have to wait for the Cheese Steak; thats the one going to Philly. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3898 I told you this route was too obvious. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3899 Sub-optimal 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3900 We better wait for the next one 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3901 Alright right have it your way. We'll wait for the Whopper Special. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3902 Let's wait for one with no onions. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3903 This branding thing is out of control. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
3904 At least the brakes work. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3905 At $5 a foot that’s gonna be expensive. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3906 It's on loan from Subway. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3907 I know you said Jared was getting into transportation, but this? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3908 This one must go to Brooklyn 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3909 Let's wait for the next one, honey. Maybe it'll be gluten-free. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3910 I'll bet that's a Subway promotion. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3911 Definitely an improvement. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3912 The sandwich generation indeed. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3913 Now we know. Lunch meat comes from The Bronx. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3914 The design specification was supplied by Alexa. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3915 No, that's my hero! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3916 But how do we know if it's kosher? 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3917 You had to order the whole size. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3918 Uh-oh. I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3919 I just hope they held the mayo this time. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3920 I said I wanted to go up town for a sub. This is not what I had in mind. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3921 Wait! It's the Trump Tower Express. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3922 And this is just the dining car: wait 'til you see the rest! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3923 That’s NOT our train, that’s the New York-Presbyterian, Mount Sinai and NYU Langone Medical Center Cardiac Express. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3924 What???!!!!! This was supposed to be a veggie subway ! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3925 Maybe he heard me say 50 footer... 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3926 Maybe we can grab a seed. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3927 Wait until Pizza Rat gets aload of that. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3928 It's another one of those promotions, "Make a Sandwich Great Again." 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3929 On my commute home I feel like a piece of meat. And by the time I get home I feel like a vegetable. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3930 "Well, this must be the Grand Subway"! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3931 Honey, I think we're supposed to take the Tuna Melt downtown. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3932 I’m not riding until it’s gluten free. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3933 I’ll tolerate Subway's guerrilla marketing to avoid the fare hike. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3934 This is too stupid for words !! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3935 We’re going to need some napkins. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3936 It's not a real sub. It's guerilla advertising. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3937 We better take this one - the next one may be a while 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3938 Let's get on - it's not nearly as full as the meatball sub. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3939 It's against the wall, so it must be local. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3940 Our gravy train has just arrived 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3941 That's the Cold Cut Combo ... we need the Meatball Marinara ... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3942 They haven’t cleaned the 6 in months 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3943 I told you it was headed straight to my thighs. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3944 What? That's supposed to be the 3:05 expresso. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3945 Don't worry. The next one will have pastrami. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3946 Carbon. Carbohydrates. There's always a price to pay. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3947 They're holding it for the mayo. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3948 Does this connect with chips ? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3949 We need an all stop. The Italian beef will be along in five minutes. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3950 My train is the breakfast croissant. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3951 Looks like we’re subbing in! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3952 Finally, a subway that’s 600 feet long. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3953 I wonder if it's gluten free 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3954 Mass transit is in a pickle. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3955 I thought they were called subs because they look like submarines, not subways. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3956 IRT, BMT...BLT? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3957 I never did understand why they call it a "subway." 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3958 Well, if they can't get them to run on time . . . . 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3959 It’s the subway’s new dining car! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3960 He started out vegan and went rogue... 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3961 Doggone it, Miles! I told you we had too much time with those virtual reality glasses! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3962 Only one stop to Indigestion. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3963 The advertising is getting ridiculous. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3964 No wonder it smells like salami down here. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3965 hope they didn't forget the chips and drink 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3966 Ok, we are on the "Literal Line" 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3967 The graffiti artist has an ironic sense of humor. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3968 What did you think it would be? A slice of pizza? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3969 This stupid country.... 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3970 Darn! We've missed it. But I think there's a Taco Bell in five minutes or so. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3971 Underground advertising seems to have reached a new low. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3972 No, it's not local. That prosciutto is definitely from overseas. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
3973 That one will take you straight to Glutenville. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3974 I’m amazed that they deliver 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3975 At least our taxes are going towards good pastrami. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3976 I told you Derrick, no pickles! Do you even listen to me?! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3977 All the millenials prefer avocado toast. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
3978 What's next, buying iPhones out of three story apples?! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3979 Don't complain. Morning commuters have to climb aboard a sesame seed bagel with cream cheese. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3980 Hot Damn! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3981 Try to find the “No Onions” car. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3982 Let's take the meatball. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3983 No, not this one Harold, we want the Hot Dog Coney Island Express. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3984 Let's wait for one that we both like. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3985 Should I say something? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3986 Amazon deliveries are amazing. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3987 Let's wait for the next train. This one is stuffed to the max. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3988 I prefer the next one with the beer and chips 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3989 Subway, sub-sandwich; as long as we get there who cares? 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3990 lets wait for the multi-grain uptown 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3991 I love how roomy it's gotten since they introduced the gluten-free train. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3992 Too much cholesterol, let’s walk. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3993 I thought this line was gluten-free 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3994 Shouldn’t we wait for Reuben? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3995 Let's wait -the next one holds the mayo. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3996 I could smell this car from a mile away. Let's wait for another. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3997 Sorry, I don't take whole wheat. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3998 This must be the new BLT line to the Deli District. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3999 I’m sure this is the train to little Italy 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4000 Let's wait for the next one...salami doesn't agree with me. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4001 Honey, lets wait for the wrap. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4002 Cool! Must be a new branch of Le Train Bleu. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4003 It seems logical to me. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4004 I get the branding and all, but that thing looks way vegan-unfriendly and totally loaded with gluten. I'm waiting for the next car. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4005 Wait for the next one. I hate peppers. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4006 Eat it all and get subs for life free 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4007 I'm waiting for one with no Mayo. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4008 This is the price we have to pay when a private sandwich company takes over public transit. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4009 Just a dream? Well, that would explain the Freudian symbol. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4010 I thought you said we were taking the subway, not going to Subway. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4011 There "is" no punchline, Irving—Don't even try. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4012 Maybe we should take a cab. We just had lunch. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4013 So that’s why it’s called the Subway. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4014 I think it's lost. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4015 When "The New Yorker" screws up the caption contest 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4016 No, wait--that's the express train; it's non-stop from your mouth to your hips. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4017 No, this is the BLT; the 1, 2 and 3 are upstairs. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4018 I don't trust it. Let's wait for the "A" train. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4019 I think it's mustard. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4020 This must be the renovation that I read about 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4021 Selling this sponsorship is cheesy. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4022 The sandwich is actually called a submarine, not a subway. Whatever, as long as it's going uptown. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4023 As if it wasn't bad enough, they've privatized it. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4024 It was time to consider the possibility that Netflix was out of ideas. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4025 I love the new wrap advertising they've done, it's genius. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4026 Should we ride in the dining car? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4027 Let's wait for the next one, this one has onions. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4028 I'll take the number 6 on a hero. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4029 At least it's not crowded! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4030 I see the MTA lost the trademark appeal. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4031 It doesn't look like a Kosher sub, let's wait for the next one. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4032 Mind the mayo 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
4033 I think we should probably stay away from Hell's Kitchen for the foreseeable future. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4034 Mr. Musk sure has revolutionized public transportation. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4035 Let's wait for the next Italian Herb and Cheese. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4036 Let's wait for the meatball. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4037 Sorry, dear, that's not train; we're waiting for the pastrami on rye. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4038 YIKES! Those folks are really sandwiched in there. Let's wait for the next train! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4039 That's where their name came from as you could surmise. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4040 Having stayed up too late the night before, the editor posts the wrong cartoon. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4041 You're still MY hero. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4042 Let's wait for the gluten-free car. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4043 Wait! This doesn't look kosher. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4044 Let's wait for the Philly cheese-steak. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4045 I like to eat, right on schedule! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4046 It's a symbolic work of art in homage to Trump's ego. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4047 I used to think a $5.00 foot long was a deal. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4048 Maybe he's trying to go upstream to spawn. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4049 Hold on...that one looks a little seedy... 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4050 It's just as good as the A train, except with mayonnaise. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4051 The subway sandwich shops seem to be expanding. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4052 These S train wraps are getting out of control. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4053 I think it's the quarter-tonner. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4054 I finally understand late capitalism. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4055 Wow. They really DO deliver their jumbo sandwiches anywhere. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4056 Where 'affinity marketing' and 'product placement marketing' join the A Train. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4057 I see the Blocklong Spicy Italian is back. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4058 Let's try to get in. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4059 Oh, honey. Let's wait for the next one, those tomatoes are not organic. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4060 Honey, is the Subway on time today? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4061 Is this that new Subway they were talking about? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4062 Let's skip the Subway Club and take a Veggie Delite to Midtown - coming up next. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4063 John, wait... This subway is not vegan! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4064 Talk about taking advertising to the lowest level. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4065 Should have went with the gravy train. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4066 Oh my God. Its a giant sub. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4067 I wish they'd focus more on improving the service than the interactive marketing. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4068 This is our station - Subway subway. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4069 Now THAT's a Subway promotion! 1.2308 0.06560 78 66 6 6
4070 We should have taken the Upper BLT. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4071 I'll just wait for the veggie sub. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4072 I forget. Is there mayo on the local? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4073 No Frank. Not this Subway. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4074 That's the #6 special." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4075 The conductor said "lettuce enter". I thought it was a bunch of baloney. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4076 No way Quiznos will top that. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4077 Yeah? Then why isn't anyone else eating? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4078 Just as crowded, but twice as delicious! 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4079 Wait for the next one. The Oldenburg’s always stuffed. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4080 Sandwich named for transit system, or transit system named for sandwich? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4081 My demons haunt me everywhere. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4082 Wait, wrong subway. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
4083 Your order or mine? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4084 Mark, you owe me a dollar. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4085 It was just a matter of time. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4086 Didn't it look longer in the photos? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4087 Run home get the coupon..otherwise it'll be an additional 1800 dollars. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4088 It has pepperoni, let's wait for the next one. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4089 Wow...... That's what I call in your face advertising! 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
4090 Is this the one that goes to Flavortown? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4091 „Oh no, we‘ve missed the vegan line!“ 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4092 Not this one, it's full of pickles. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4093 Do you think it's still 6 grams of fat or less? 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
4094 Honey, I thought they sold footlongs; not milelongs?! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4095 Subway is going crazy with their marketing! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4096 I thought I told you that I only like their flatbreads. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4097 Can I sit by the window this time Fred? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4098 I must be a lot hungrier than I thought. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4099 That’s taking product placement a bit too far 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4100 I hate cross-marketing. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4101 Subway? I had no idea! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4102 I guess it makes sense. We’re usually sandwiched together anyway. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4103 They say the new trains have some secret sauce. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4104 Remind me why they call it a hoagie. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4105 Ohhh, is this why our tickets were just five dollars? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4106 Ready to be "sandwiched in" again? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4107 Is this the local gluten free? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4108 The Vegan Shuttle is usually less crowded. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4109 How do you get that thing home?...let alone eat it 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4110 Should we wait for the next one or be sandwiched in here? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4111 I’m waiting for the next one. I prefer no mayo! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4112 I'm not taking it unless it's vegan. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4113 Is Freaky Fast supposed to be this freaky? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4114 We misread the map. This looks like the Subway Stop. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4115 What no pickle? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4116 Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing significant delays at the 14th Street Station due to an ongoing po' boy investigation. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4117 Do you think it's kosher? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4118 We can eat on the subway. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4119 Wait for the next train; this one has no mayo. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4120 Look hun, a Subway in the subway. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4121 No dear, we want the 3:45 Pizza Express. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4122 Isn't that supposed to come with chips? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4123 So that’s why they call it a “subway”! 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4124 Fast food, with delays. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4125 I’m afraid that if I take the Subway I may be left in a pickle. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4126 You said the Number Seven had mayo. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4127 The pastrami should be here in twenty minutes. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4128 Honey wait! It has onions. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4129 They call this one The Whale, and it comes with a large soda. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4130 It's true. Jimmy John's is really freaky fast. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4131 Next you know the fare will be $4.99 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4132 Let’s wait for one without onions. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4133 Five dollars well spent. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4134 I love the bronze statues over in the 9th Avenue station, but this is delicious. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4135 Any more deferred maintenance and this subway will fall apart. Then we’re toast. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4136 Since when did they switch to submarines? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
4137 No,that’s not ours. We need to wait for the turkey. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
4138 I told you, it's the Express that's always tuna. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4139 That's today's express special. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4140 I thought this was the gluten-free line? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4141 Well, you know, subways have to stay competitive these days! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4142 It is what it is. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4143 Great, not only have we missed the train but now I am hungry! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4144 I think we should wait for the tuna salad on wheat 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4145 Is this the BLT Express from Subway? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4146 Wait! This one has olives. We need to catch the one with extra pickles. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4147 footlong sub of the day is always faster than the L train 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4148 Must be torture for the rats. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4149 Let’s wait for the tuna. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4150 I think someone checked the wrong "subway" box. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4151 As if it needs three parking spots. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4152 But is it gluten free? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4153 Lettuce wait for the next train. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4154 When’s the last time this thing was oiled..? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4155 If this were London, we'd be seeing toothpaste. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4156 At least it's more dependable than the hoagies in Philly. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4157 Lettuce sit together 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4158 Isn't that the Hoagie from Brooklyn ? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4159 This is the new subway? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4160 Don't worry, it's gluten free. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4161 Looks like they've expanded the menu on Metro-North again. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4162 This must be 'Puns In Transportation Day'. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4163 Dear Lord, we've stumbled into one of Bil Keane's stupid puns. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4164 Let's wait for the meatball sub. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4165 No, it’s a hoagie. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4166 We should've just taken a cob. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4167 Next time, let's eat before we head out. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4168 No wait. The next one should be the Veggie. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4169 I specificially said No Pickles! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4170 Aw, rats! Sandwiched again. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4171 Dammit this is the wrong "Subway" 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4172 Hmm, I think the acid is kicking in. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4173 Finally, a vegetarian option! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4174 That's the Express--it has extra ketchup. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4175 Let’s make our way to dinner, before we chance missing it and have to wait for the next meal. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4176 Looks like the express from Hell's Kitchen to me. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4177 Well, it's better than taking a hoagie. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4178 The sub stops here! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4179 I guess it’s better than having your knee replaced with a burger joint! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4180 Should we go for the Italian this time? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4181 They say it is the world's longest. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4182 Try to sneak that thing into a movie. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4183 It's from Texas. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4184 Uptown is mustard. Downtown is mayo! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4185 So that is why the subway has started to crumble recently 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4186 That's the pastrami. We want the ham. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4187 What kind of meta-commentary is this? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4188 As long as Jared isn't the conductor. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4189 Let's take it literally. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4190 I didn't realize how bad the fast food epidemic had gotten. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4191 What a bargain! Our $5 meteocard was only meant to get us a foot-long. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4192 This one has salami. I won't get on it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4193 Twenty minutes late, as usual! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4194 The de Blasio and Cuomo Compromise 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4195 Let's hail a Quizno instead. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4196 This settles it - you are the most literal person I’ve ever dated! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4197 You take it; I’ll wait for the salad special. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4198 That's not ours. We're looking for the meatball sub. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4199 Well it is a sub way 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4200 And all this time I thought the sandwich was named second. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4201 If you want vegetarian, you have to take the #2 line. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4202 Should we take it or wait for the vegetarian? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4203 Makes you hungry and sort of sick at the same time! 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
4204 It’s about time that they subsidized the trains. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4205 I'm going to stop calling them hoagies. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4206 Nerdy hipster couch potatoes. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4207 I was hoping that seeing color for the first time would be a little more meaningful 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4208 See, I told you we weren't at the wrong Subway 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4209 Do you think this train has a sandwich car? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4210 This is what we get for electing a mayor who only had fast food experience. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4211 Subway's thrown a bundle into this ad campaign! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4212 Let's not get on. We'd feel all sandwiched in. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4213 Let's wait for the next train. It's a meatball. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4214 Maybe we should wait for the next one, this subway looks quite full. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4215 Of course all the A-Trains are called Hoagies. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4216 Please don't tell me you're getting on the Gluten Free train !! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4217 Let's wait for the turkey. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4218 Let's try to get a seat in the center, it's the best part. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4219 Looks like the new Second Avenue subway is mostly bread. Typical. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4220 Now there's a submarine sandwich we'd need a harpoon to land. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4221 I submit it's a substantial yet subtly subliminal subterranean advertisement for a savory submarine sandwich. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4222 Let's wait for the 10:15; I prefer kosher. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4223 Subway has really gone crazy with it advertising 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4224 No, it's not a whale! It's what your son eats for breakfast! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4225 It's about time they converted the trains to hybrid. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4226 Oh good. We made the lunch hour. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4227 so this is the subway the Americans love... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4228 Clever 'Subway' advertising wrap, George? Or our 52 'feetlong' lunch? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4229 Don't even think of calling it a Hoagie. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4230 Remember, don't make eye contact on the Subway! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4231 I think it's the BLT running on the IRT. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4232 A little literal, no? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4233 They just don't make 'em like they used to. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4234 This new 2nd street subway is so New York! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4235 I guess it's just too big for UPS. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4236 "I was wondering when they would do this". 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
4237 Stand clear of the closing doors, cheese. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4238 Is that the whole enchilada? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4239 How many entries do you think will mention subway this week? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4240 Haven't your heard? Subway acquired the MTA! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4241 Not this one. Wait for the French Dip. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4242 Wow -- Pizza Rat has out done himself! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4243 In Philly we call it the hoagieway. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4244 We are waiting for the double decker, this is not our train honey 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4245 Guess I'm not the only one who feels like a piece of meat on the subway. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4246 This is a local. The grilled chicken express is six minutes out. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4247 Credibly fresh if they could only stay on schedule. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4248 'That can't be fresh' 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4249 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like mayo. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4250 It was the only way they could New Jersey buy-in. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4251 The BLT is running local. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4252 Wait,that's not our subway. We're waiting for the meatball to little Italy. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4253 The veggies are local. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4254 Huh, very meta. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4255 That’s the Foot Long Car. It’s smaller than they claim. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4256 Are they bigger or is it my imagination? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4257 That's not ours. We're waiting for the extra mayo. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4258 Darn it! I was hoping for the 5 O' Clock taco. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4259 Is this the Subway to 125th St.? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4260 The BMT just isn't what it used to be. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4261 It's the last sub you'll ever need 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4262 No, that's the express. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4263 we better take it....it's the last hero 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4264 Yes that's the local. But is it gluten-free? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4265 Let's wait for the cappacuolo express. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4266 I always thought it would take a hero to fix this. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4267 subway.....sandwich" "get it? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4268 This Subway ad campaign has gone too far 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4269 I hope they held the mayo this time! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4270 Don't you go down there and be a hero! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4271 Wow. Subway will go to any length to try to make us forget Jared. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4272 Don't look so surprised---- we've been tracking subs for decades. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4273 Wait till you see the bag of chips. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4274 So that’s why it’s called the Subway. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4275 Let’s wait, that one has cilantro. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4276 In Pennsylvania, it's called the Hoagieway 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4277 Since when do they ever reroute the Italian BMT to 14th Street? 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4278 It beached itself looking for fries. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4279 Oh Damn!, I forgot the napkins! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4280 UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA SANDWICH US IN..... 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4281 I'm going to wait for the express ... 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4282 At least the rats didn't eat this one 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4283 That's what you get for hiring British transport consultants 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4284 Looks like that subway modernization is no baloney. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4285 Are we trainspotting or watching carbs? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4286 I told you there's no Vegan stops this weekend. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4287 Oh Honey, not to worry, you'll always be my hero! 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4288 Drat!! I was hoping for the 1:00pm turkey express. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4289 Problem is you've got to go to platform 5 via travelator 3 to get a napkin. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4290 $5-footlong to Fulton Street. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4291 Advertising really is taking over the subways. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4292 I can't imagine how gross it would be in there during the summer. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4293 Wait! The prime rib car is next! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4294 I thought this was the train to Chinatown. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4295 Should we eat it or ride it? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4296 Yes, I suppose Blimpie would offer a more scenic trip. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4297 Not this one. Let's wait for a gluten-free one. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4298 Pizza Rat sure is getting ambitious! 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4299 Let's wait for the next one. I'm allergic to tomatoes. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4300 Don't bite into it, there is probably a train under the food. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4301 Look a Hoagie from Philly got into the New York SUB- way system. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4302 Looks like someone took their franchise agreement literally. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4303 At least if it was a bagel we could get it rolling. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4304 Let's wait for the Black Forest Ham express. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4305 Yup, infrastructure maintenance here is a bunch of baloney. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4306 Baloney. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
4307 I’m not going to lay on a bed of lettuce just to go to Philly 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4308 You SAID let's go to Subway! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4309 Let's wait for the vegan car. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4310 Let's wait for the Italian B.M.T. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4311 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4312 If it’s not a subway sandwich, then what is it? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4313 It's the 6:06 express from Philadelphia. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4314 What, no anchovies? 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4315 I’ll start here. You start at 23 rd street and we’ll meet at 18th. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
4316 The "Turkey and Swiss" train may not take us all the way downtown, but it smells a lot better than the Number 7! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4317 I thought we only asked for a foot long. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4318 When did you become such a literalist? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4319 You did say you wanted a subway! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4320 The Whale Hoagie. Another hybrid species. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4321 I forgot the ham and cheese local is running on the Reuben express line this weekend. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4322 I don't care what they say. He's my Hero! 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4323 Yeah, but it runs all night. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4324 They're running the expresso on the local tracks. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4325 ...And now I do not know which Subway it is. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4326 When’s dessert coming? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4327 Mobey Hoagie - Captured and Preserved after swallowing Captain Trump. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4328 Ah, that’s why they call it the “prep line”. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4329 I think we'll need the large drink and chips. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4330 Subway is taking this branding thing a bit too far. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4331 Honey, we should take the next one. This one is over-stuffed. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4332 An express with no peppers? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4333 What are you waiting for, lets eat! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4334 That's not Kosher salami. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4335 If I pay full fare, do I get it toasted? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4336 Another Corporate Takeover 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4337 When they say takeout, they mean it. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4338 This one's crowded. Let's wait for the grilled cheese. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4339 Stand by, you should see the 5:15 p bag of chips. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4340 I thought you said the uptown was gluten free? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4341 Now instead of being sardines, we'll be salami. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4342 The hyperloop sure looks different from how I imagined it. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4343 Looks like the subway has changed its roll 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4344 Captain Obvious said this was the one... 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4345 This is what we get for $2.75 one way? Still doesn't cut the mustard for me. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4346 Oh, shoot, I was hoping for extra cheese. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4347 Where’s pizza rat when you need him? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4348 No! After nearly drowning in the car pool, I'm not taking this thing to The Battery! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4349 One MTA BLT, coming right up! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4350 If it's all the same to you, I'll wait for the oil train. This one's mayo. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4351 pastrami stress disorder 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4352 I didn’t know they had electrified them. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4353 I want to get some cookies at the end of the line. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4354 I ride gluten-free. We'll walk! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4355 Look! The fast food chain has added a '$100 one mile long' to its '$5 foot long' menu. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4356 Guerrilla marketing is getting kind of aggressive, huh?” “I know right? Eat fresh! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4357 Ironically, that’s not a Subway sandwich. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4358 The Germans sure knew how to camouflage submarines. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4359 Nice! Looks like lunch is included. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4360 I told you we were waiting at a substation. (‘Told’ in italics. can’t do that in my phone....) 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4361 Lets wait, the next one may be turkey. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4362 It looks like the Italian BMT, but do we want the Broadway Line or Canarsie Line? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4363 Stop being such a literalist! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4364 There'd be less confusion if you called it a hoagie. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4365 Honey, I told you this was the wrong platform--we specifically asked for no tomatoes. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4366 Let's wait, Harold. There's not even standing room in this one. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4367 The 5:15 Salami Special is on time today. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4368 Look Mom, no teeth marks! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4369 Privatization. They gave the contract to Disney. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4370 Wait, that's the Italian, we want the chicken parm. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4371 No - Let's wait... the meatball express is next. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4372 Please stay back, this may be a nuclear sub! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4373 Wow, honey, two subways in one. What a great idea! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4374 This is the best subway! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4375 I don’t think it is worth the weight. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4376 Don't get on. The Pastrami going uptown is faster. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4377 Let's wait for the Veggie. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4378 Remember, no eating on the subway. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4379 I’m holding out for a hero. He’s gotta be larger than life. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4380 Bae, I still prefer the abstractionists. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4381 We're going to get sandwhiched 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4382 Nah, not this one. I ordered without tomato. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4383 Wrong train- no pickle. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4384 the greens certainly live large don't you think? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4385 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUBWAY SANDWICH!! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4386 Look. Franchise expansion ! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4387 It appears your car has been sandwiched in. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4388 Mmmmm...Fresh baked whole wheat- I can barely smell the vomit. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4389 What's a submarine sandwich doing down here? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4390 No honey, that’s not our train, just some slices of deli meat in a cushioned vehicle hurdling together towards--where, I cannot say. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4391 "Yeah, it's way too conceptual, but how long have we waited already? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4392 It’s called “The Moby Dickwich”. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4393 If this caption uses the word "subway", it is too obvious. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4394 Herman, this is the sub weigh station, just like the sign said. I told you it's not what we were looking for. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4395 What's a Passover observer to do? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4396 Let's hope soup isn't next. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4397 That one has onions, let's wait for the next one. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4398 Wait. We are taking the vegetarian. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4399 Do you want a diet soda with that? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4400 the subway rates are now five dollars per foot long. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4401 Great new subway it you're not a vegetarian. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4402 I hope you don't mind, I ordered to-go 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4403 I told them, 'no tomatoes!' 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4404 Now I understand why the fares have been lowered to $5.00. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4405 Hun, is it one of those Banksy’s? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4406 Let's wait for the Italian Meatball. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4407 Oh, this is the wrong line. We want Tuna. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4408 The 'BLT' train is right on time. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4409 I call it gluten for gluttons. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4410 It looks too full. Let's wait for the next subway! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4411 Even the subways are gluten free now. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4412 It must be the express to Yankee Stadium 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4413 Well, I guess the poor boy has gotten filthy rich! 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4414 The meatball marinara moves so slowly through the system. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4415 It always smells like vinegar down here. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4416 Who's idea was it to give Marcel Duchamp an artist-in-residence job on the Subway? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4417 Let’s just get on...we can always change when we get to 14th Street... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4418 You certainly can tell which of the new cars were built in Bologna, Italy. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4419 Sheesh. Talk about over-the-top product placement. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4420 Honey this pastrami sub car is on a local train. We can take it to the next station and wait for a Hamburger Express to Rockaway Avenue. The left overs I'll put on this doggy bag! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4421 Let’s wait for the next one....I prefer flatbread. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4422 I think it’s the Italian B.M.T. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4423 Wait. We don't want this one, it's got mayo. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4424 The rats are gonna have a field day with one. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4425 Let’s wait for the bar car. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4426 This is Pittsburgh, that's called a hoagie... 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4427 I hear it has its own zip code. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4428 First time in a Subway? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4429 Too bad it's not freaky fast. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4430 Too sandwiched in ! Let's wait for the next one. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4431 À la recherche du temps perdu. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4432 Let's wait for the next train. The schedule says it's gluten free. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4433 You have to pre-order 7 days in advance to ride that one. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4434 Is this toasted or express? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4435 There should be at least one car with vegan friendly branding. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4436 The subway's just not cutting the mustard. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4437 Let's wait for the next one, pastrami always gives me indigestion. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4438 These promotional connections have finally gone over the edge. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4439 Just another day in the Teacher’s Lounge 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4440 Subway sandwich or subway train? I'm still working on the chicken or the egg. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4441 Look hun, it's the old B.M.T. line. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4442 I'm not getting on that piece of white bread 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4443 And if you're in a pickle, you can always take the Sub 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4444 It's Subways latest promotion: "Eat your way to a seat. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4445 That's not the uptown. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4446 This is the place, Jimmy! Just make a run at it, and you'll soon be on your way to Luigi's Magical Delicatessen School for Subways, Grinders, and Po'boy Sandwiches! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4447 The Broadway line offers free lunch on Wednesdays but you don't get your choice of condiments. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4448 It's an interesting concept but a really dumb cartoon. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4449 Bet we can eat it all before the next stop? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4450 "The 'Veggie Delight' car is usually less crowded!' 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4451 Let’s wait for the next one without onions. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4452 Public transport is cheap, but I hate getting sandwiched in with all those strangers! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4453 It looked like more meat in the picture. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4454 Looks like the mayor and governor finally reached an agreement. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4455 The doors open on the other side. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4456 NOT the subway I was expecting. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4457 Now that's what I call "subway art." 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4458 Hey, you got your wish for a sub "my way"... 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4459 Next stop: South Philly. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4460 I think they're overcompensating. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4461 In turn, they're calling their sandwich the Broadway Express. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4462 It's a big year for Superheros 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4463 They’re calling it a “subway sandwich.” 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4464 'Back home we called it a Hero.' 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4465 Do you think it comes with a salad? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4466 All the pepperonis are taken. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4467 Not what the Subway I was expecting. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4468 It's to discourage tagging. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4469 Wow, the subway sandwich artist really outdid themselves this time. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4470 It's Subway's Greenwich Villich Sandwich 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4471 Clever Subway advertising gimmick! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4472 We've definitely hit the substation. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4473 What kind of mushrooms did I eat at lunch? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4474 Late again. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4475 It connects with the Cold Cut Combo uptown... 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4476 Wait for the croissant express. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4477 I thought this was the Subway to the Bronx? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4478 And I thought they were getting pushy with their last ad campaign. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4479 The "Mmmmm" train 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4480 At least the BLT is on time. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4481 I've heard of food trucks.... 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4482 Oh c'mon Harry, it has to be a nicer ride than what we've been getting lately. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4483 I bought it after the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Isn't it just gorgeous? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4484 It runs express to Columbus Circle. You can switch to the Veggie there. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4485 C'mon. Let's eat local. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4486 I'm glad I didn't order the Molten Lava Cake. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4487 this gives a whole new meaning to "stop to grab lunch" 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4488 "Rob, we're vegan. We've got to wait for the next subway." - Margaret 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4489 He said it's the Spicy Italian to Bay Ridge and to watch the mayo. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4490 It's called the 'Quarter Ton-er' 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4491 Don’t be picky. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4492 Apparently I'm hungry. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4493 Are you going to eat your pickles? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4494 It's bigger on the inside. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4495 Could be worse. Could have been that can of Zema downtown. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4496 If you travel by subway these days, you find yourself sandwiched between SO many people! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4497 Let's wait for the next one. I've gone vegan. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4498 No, not enough cheese. I'm waiting for the next one. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4499 It's the S train. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4500 Let's wait for the next one. These ones cost five dollars. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4501 Honey, would you jump in front of a moving sandwich for me? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4502 They may say this is its namesake, but some places it's called a hoagie. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4503 It’ll be faster if we wait for the Meatball. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4504 No honey, that's the 40-foot long express, we want the 20-foot local. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4505 The Markell's couldn't help wondering, "it's fast, cheap, & convenient...but is it safe?" 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4506 It's fast but fattening. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4507 Oh good, we won’t need to stop for food on the way home. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4508 What did you expect? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4509 I know we’re American but this is too far. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4510 Subway stop at Subway stop -- had to happen sometimg 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4511 Stanley, I warned you about your puns. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4512 Looks like our train to Pastrami-on-Rye is here. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4513 Yeah! The express sub is finally here! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4514 That one must have arrived from the meatpacking district. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4515 That's the number 9. I feel stuffed just looking at it. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4516 wow. I am already thinking about leftovers 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4517 This is the last place I’d expect to see a hoagie. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4518 Even the rats are going gluten-free. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4519 This will be faster than driving our footlong. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4520 I tell you it’s this recent low-fat diet fad that is responsible for the delays. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4521 It's a hoagie in Philly 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4522 Talk about your sour dough. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4523 Let’s wait for the next one. This one is practically overflowing. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4524 Okay, this corporate identification has gone too far. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4525 You were my hero when YOU were that big and long! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4526 You're my hero 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4527 I think they're taking this all organic thing a little too literally. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4528 Great! We can eat dinner on the way home! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4529 Finally, a corporate marketing ploy that actually employs a literal interpretation to their product! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4530 I think they have taken the Seamless ads too far. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4531 I never liked the idea of driverless meal delivery. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4532 That's some next-level branding. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4533 The 8:05 to Hoboken is giving me indigestion. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4534 Harry, I have been hearing strange things about our subway service! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4535 Only in LA 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4536 That’s one fuckin’ big ass sandwich. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
4537 That's the visual pun express. It runs on groans. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4538 Did we miss the meatball train? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4539 No, ours is the tuna on rye. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4540 It's the new Eat While You Ride! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4541 Don't be a hero, the subway's grinding to a halt. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4542 I know I said I wanted to go subway, but, c'mon! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4543 The city is really taking the term 'subway' seriously. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4544 Just a bite before catching the 5:58? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4545 You go ahead. I'm waiting for the GF train. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4546 Shall we wait for the express? It’s ham on rye. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4547 I hope they accept bit currency. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4548 Maybe it's a promotion for Hoagy Carmichael revival. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4549 But honey, I know you are hungry, but we looking for the #12 meatball marinara to get to Little Italy 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4550 This is taking subterranean travel a bit too far. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4551 Now it really is the sub-way. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4552 Do we really have to wait for the express? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4553 I don't like when a subwich comes. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4554 Wow. Quiznos had better step it up. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4555 Oh great, another 6" going express. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4556 Let's take the veggie train instead. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4557 It's a new dining concept called "Even faster, fast food" . 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4558 Lunch crowd. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4559 Smells the same to me. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4560 Subway's always full this time of day. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4561 Looks like the sandwich ate the train. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4562 Is this the right subway? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4563 Chris loved that the cannabis therapy had cured his arthritis, but wished that he lived in Kentucky. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4564 I keep telling you, "this diet isn't working"! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4565 Sorry, but I'm just not that hungry tonight. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4566 It's tempting, but it could be a trick. We'd better wait for the next one. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4567 The next stop is the one without cheese. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4568 Gosh, I hope they're serving a chilled IPA with it. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4569 That's what I call creative advertising. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4570 No! Mine was the ‘Hold the Mayo’. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4571 There's never a good vegan option when you need one. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4572 Hey Carl, it looks like pizza rat found steroids. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4573 We're still waiting for the hamburger express 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4574 Wait, we want the tuna melt! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4575 Let’s wait for the vegetarian. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4576 You know I'm vegan. We have to wait for the next one. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4577 That’s one big subway 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4578 This explains why our subway tickets were $5 today. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4579 Let's wait for one that's already toasted. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4580 This is taking branding too far. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4581 Let's get the next one, I'm trying to be vegetarian. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4582 Is it the Hoagie Express, or just Meals on Rails? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4583 Good. It's not too full. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4584 Honey, I think we just entered the twilight zone. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4585 How heroic! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4586 Too much pepperoni on this one. Lets' take the next Subway. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4587 Dinner is late again! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4588 This is why I never ride the 5 dollar footlong. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4589 No, it's the BLT. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4590 It’s the Transit Authority’s new Eponymous Line. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4591 Beats the hell outa me. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4592 I told you! We should've taken the footlong! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4593 It looked bigger on the commercial. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4594 Let's wait for the next one. I hate pastrami. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4595 Let's just get an Uber. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4596 This must be Elon Musk's Hyper-Sub 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4597 I have to wait for the gluten free one. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4598 In Albany they must’ve heard you could buy one get one free. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4599 Advertising these days has gotten so advanced. Back in my day, It was just Eat Fresh! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4600 Looks like Subway is expanding to 14th Street. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4601 It figures. A subway in the subway. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4602 So much for the subway diet. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4603 Two more and we get the next one half off. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4604 To the lunch terminal! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4605 Going by subway always makes me hungry. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4606 I heard about these sandwich themed trains. When you get on, don't sit in the stuff that looks like mayo. It's real. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4607 It’s now the Subway® Subway. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4608 We picked the wrong day to wear white. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4609 Trump’s sandwich is finally on display. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4610 Hold the door and the mayo. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4611 Stand clear of the closing loaves, please. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4612 Must be the new S train. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4613 Bob, don't we usually get on the sub at the navy yard station? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4614 They got the coffee car, bar car, and now the sandwich car. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4615 Do you want to stay and watch the submarine races? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4616 I think it must be the Indigestion Express. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4617 Let’s wait for the pastrami on marbled rye 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4618 Subway Station Stop 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4619 I think this is the BMT Subway line - we want the Tunafish. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4620 I can’t figure out these new fangled Subway cars. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4621 I didn’t realize they meant it literally 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4622 Maybe electing Pizza Rat as mayor was a mistake. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4623 Why does the BLT-train always appears when we just had brunch. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4624 This no carb diet is really messing with me 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4625 I can’t tell if this is the hoagie train, or the grinder train. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4626 Well, where did you think it got its name? 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4627 Too crowded. I'm going to wait for the meatball marinara . 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4628 Not clear the White House understood the implications of private investment in the subway. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4629 Let's wait for the spicy chicken 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4630 The vegetarian option's due in a few minutes. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4631 I still think they make 'em better in Pittsburgh. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4632 Let’s wait for one with less hamspreading. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4633 Uber delivery acquired their company. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4634 It must be the new express to Little Italy." "It must be the new express to Little Italy. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4635 Let's wait for the 8pm Veggie. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4636 What should we do, Harold? All the doors are shut. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4637 Honey, I like—big—buns & I cannot lie. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4638 After a long day at work, everything looks like food. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4639 If Mussolini made the trains run on time, maybe Pepperoni can. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4640 What! No mayonnaise? Let's catch the next one. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4641 No, you can't have a bite, it's the downtown express. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4642 Do we take this one?" "No. We'll wait for the roast beef. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4643 We've made up our minds to walk and chew at the same time. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4644 I thought you can't eat on the subway 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4645 I'm waiting for the Roast B local." 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4646 Now don't get fresh with me on the subway! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4647 Oh, look! A subway sandwich! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4648 Let’s wait for the veggie train; it’s lent. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4649 This is the ham and cheese express. Ours is the egg salad local. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4650 I'm sending it back;the lettuce has wilted. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4651 Drat! I requested no mayo. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4652 It's not this one Harold, we want the Hot Hog Coney Island Express. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4653 If we both pretend to be salami I think we will get a free ride today. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4654 At least it's not a tuna on rye. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4655 As I was just saying, metaphors are sometimes reified in unusual ways. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4656 I can't have sesame seeds. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4657 The subway station is taking itself too literally 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4658 Do you see the irony? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4659 That's a subway in need of a hero. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4660 I'm not riding unless it's gluten free. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4661 This is the new subway? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4662 We should have ordered it to go. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4663 It's local. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4664 The carbs have really slowed things down. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4665 Let's take the sushi train instead 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4666 Haha, the subway!" "This is Paris. dear... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4667 That's the Spicey Italian, we want the Turkey Club. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4668 I think it's today's Subway Restaurant special! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4669 You take this one. I'll wait for the meatballs. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4670 Not ours, we have a savory Caesar on a 9-grain. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4671 Glad we got the upgrade from tuna. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4672 "Subway"??? No, I meant subway. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4673 Our meatball should be here in three minutes. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4674 NOT the subway I was expecting. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4675 SUBWAY... Ride Fresh. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4676 We specifically ordered wheat bread and no tomatoes. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4677 This is not quite what I expected from the exhibit on American heroes... 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4678 No drink or cookie trailer? Wait for the Jimmy Johns express. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4679 Well, we are below sea level. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4680 I didn't know Donald Trump would be here. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4681 No darling, it's not a sign to add gluten back to our diet. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4682 This is why I prefer Jersey Mike's. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4683 Oh, please! You know as well as I do turkey with lettuce and mayo on whole wheat always travels faster uptown at rush hour than the #6. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4684 Subway has really upped their marketing strategy. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4685 I’m taking the BLT south. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4686 Let's wait: That's the 2:05 express to Clotville. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4687 I guess this must be the Subway subway 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4688 Next time, I'm getting a salad. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4689 This one's full. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4690 Which came first? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4691 These $5 fares are getting out of hand. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4692 Looks like everyone is sandwiched in! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4693 I asked for no pickles 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4694 I usually take the Quizno’s 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4695 Is that vegan? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4696 Fast food again Chelsea? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4697 All aboard the Subway! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4698 Remember when Subway was fast food? Right until the MTA took over. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4699 Don't get near! Look at the guys he's grabbed already! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4700 These new subway cars really don't look that much more comfortable. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4701 Don't you think they're taking "branding" a bit too far? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4702 Waiting for Dessert 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4703 That is someone else’s take-out order. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4704 Ugh, turkey again? I was looking forward to roast beef week. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4705 Let's wait for the meatball it'll be less crowded. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4706 Is that an express or do we have to eat it at this station? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4707 Don't they call it the metro in DC? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4708 But I wanted a Jersey Mike's. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4709 The Internet. 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4710 It's Jimmy Johns. Ours is the next one. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4711 ...and kosher, too... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4712 Let's wait for the flatbread. It's more energy efficient. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4713 Maybe I have changed my mind about our lunch date. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4714 So we just take this to the Yeast? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4715 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I asked to see the subway. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4716 Finally! Meal service for the long ride to Jamaica! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4717 Let's wait for the gluten free 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4718 Did you order the footlong BMT? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4719 We want the one with no mayo ... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4720 Didn't I say hold the tomatoes. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4721 Thanks, but I'd rather wait for the burger 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4722 Submarine you call that a submarine.... 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4723 It 's the express to Sandwich. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4724 "This subway is not only clean and safe, it's quite satisfying". 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4725 This is my favorite - the 5:37. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4726 It's the latest thing, edible subways. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4727 Personally, I would rather wait for the roast beef. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4728 Let's wait for one with no onions. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4729 Wayward Journey of the Prodigal Pun 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4730 This is boloney! That's not 12 feet. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4731 If you go on, you will be sitting next to a ton of baloney. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4732 Well, this is more meta than metro. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4733 that’s the local , we need the express - pastrami on rye 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4734 I thought you told them to hold the mustard 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4735 I’m not sure the phrase ‘Eat Fresh’ really applies here. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4736 The next one should be gluten-free. Let's wait... 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4737 This is the ham line. We need the turkey line. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4738 Finally our hero to clean up the subway 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4739 This is what Cuomo came up with? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4740 It's the only fresh idea anyone was willing to pay for. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4741 You still wanna go to Subway? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4742 It's a tasty ride. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4743 I like the colors. It's so dreary down here. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4744 It beats the Corn Palace. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4745 Let's wait for the next one. It's vegan. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4746 Let's wait for the bagel. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4747 The 5-second rule only applies when it stops. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4748 Saul, let's wait for a kosher one. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4749 Thank God we’re not in Philadelphia or this would be a hoagie-way train. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4750 This subway really stinks. Let's take the bus. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4751 Must be hoagie day at Trump Tower. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4752 Wait — that's not ours. We take the Tuna Salad express. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4753 City is seriously cutting down - the 7:23 tuna melt no longer comes with chips and a drink 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4754 Archie, when I said subway I meant the sandwich shop not the B line 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4755 Such a brave hero. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4756 I don't know. Product placement in the modern world, I guess? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4757 Oh no! I'm vegan. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4758 No, I don't think it's gluten free. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4759 Eddie, that’s the express. We need the local hero. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4760 And even that one probably has no more than 400 calories. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4761 Moby, we hardly knew ya! 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4762 Honey, did you order a SUBWAY? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4763 Wow. That's what color looks like! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4764 It's only 5.1 million calories if you get it without cheese. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4765 IS THAT THE UPTOWN SUBWAY? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4766 Honestly, if they’re going to raise the price they don’t have to try so hard to impress us. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4767 The next one looks like a bottle of antacid. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4768 It's a local. Let's wait for an express. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4769 Let’s wait for the seedless car. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4770 Oh, look Marty! It's one of those site-specific art installations. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4771 I'll take the right side! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4772 The subway is hungry. (My 5-year-old son, Sam, wrote this.) 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4773 Now introducing the HSP line -- ham, salami, provolone. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4774 Let's wait for the gluten-free train. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4775 I said no mustard. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4776 This one's going downtown, but I think we should wait for the one without any mayo. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4777 Let's wait for the next one; this one is too filling. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4778 Go for it, son. you'll be a hit at lunch. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4779 Maybe the next one will have the spicy mustard you like. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4780 Where's your chain saw when we need it?! 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4781 I’m not that hungry. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4782 Is it all you can eat until the next train? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4783 100 cars flaccid? sorry dave im leaving you 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4784 I know it's Local but let's wait for the Express. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4785 We could take this one or wait for the meatball sub that arrives in 5 minutes. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4786 Let's wait for the next one, too much mayo on this one. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4787 For Whom the Lunch Bell Tolls. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4788 This new Subway Ad campaign is maddening, that's the uptown "ham and cheese", we want the crosstown "tuna". 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4789 A "Subway" in the subway, how ironic. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
4790 Must be noon. That's the lunchtime train. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4791 De blasio can never get it right - I said no mayo... 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4792 Are we at Subway’s? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4793 I told you NYC is weird! Where are the doors? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4794 Eww, they're packed in like sardines. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4795 No, let's wait for the uptown gluten free 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4796 Well, I guess dinner came to us. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4797 I thought this was the vegan line. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4798 Remember when we went to the Fifth Dementia concert? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4799 You both are going places, but, yes, you are my second biggest hero. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4800 This must be our train to Philadelphia. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4801 Is this running local or processed? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4802 These corporate lunches are getting out of control. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4803 I knew you could eat Subway, but I didn't know you could take subway 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4804 We’ll let this one roll by: it looks too full. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4805 Is this the B, L, or T line? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4806 Pizza rat fancied a change. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4807 I'll wait for the Low-cal. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4808 You said Station 14 comes with cheese. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4809 I think that's more than a foot long! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4810 I smell pickle. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4811 Maybe the President wasn't lying when he said it was the 'huuuuuugest' sandwich ever. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4812 That's not what I ordered. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4813 Talk about great branding! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4814 But I didn't want any seeds... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4815 Remember when we were able to provide our own captions? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4816 Say anything about a "Subway Limited" and you'll find yourself under it! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4817 Let's wait for the gluten free 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4818 So you say the Metro is being sponsored by Subway? 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4819 I think we were supposed to get the half-foot one. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4820 I know I said 'no tomatoes'. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4821 Well, at least this time there's an explanation for the station's stinky cheese stench. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4822 It's Subway's answer to the Oscar Meyer Weiner. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4823 Nope, this runs express. For the local we need the bagel and cream cheese. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4824 Sure beats waiting for a train 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4825 I told you! This is the Homonim line. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4826 Commuting always makes me hungry. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4827 Now that's what I call a super hero! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4828 Hold the mayo and watch the closing doors! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4829 Dammit, it's the Subway Club local on the Spicy Italian track 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4830 Michael Craig Martin designed it. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4831 This Subway is full of Italians. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4832 The philly steak must be delayed 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
4833 let's get a cab, I'll buy you a grinder 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4834 Now I get it 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4835 I had no idea that Subway® had taken over. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4836 This one's vegan. We'll have to get the next one 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4837 That must be the Hoagwarts express! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4838 Next stop -satiated 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4839 The 'Hoagie' system is different, but I suppose that's part of Philadelphia's charm. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4840 honey lets wait for the pastrami express. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4841 It’s the I.R.T.’s BLT Deluxe with pickles no mayo! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4842 Is it still only $5? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4843 Did you really want to come here for dinner? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4844 That's a local. The express arrives in five minutes. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4845 Yeah, I guess life really imitates bad eating! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4846 You know, riders on this line seem to be getting sandwiched all the time nowadays. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4847 Let's catch the subway! 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4848 And here in this cave we see a replica of a late 19th and early 20th century underground transportation system. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4849 Let's wait for the 1 train. It has more mayo. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4850 So...would this be the Express, or the Low-cal? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4851 The cold cut trio takes us to Brooklyn. We want the Meatball to Staten Island. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4852 Well, now I get it. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4853 I don't think it stops at the 'Chinatown' exit. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4854 Talk about a meat seat. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4855 Could the service down here get any crumbier? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4856 Let's wait for one without mayo. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4857 Remember, no eating on the train. Rules are rules. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4858 Looks like the local isn't running lo-cal. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4859 I guess it got bored with just being linear and decided to go for literal. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4860 This isn't the subway I was expecting 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4861 See honey, I told you the subway would be rye on time. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4862 Welcome to the hall of heroes at the subway museum! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4863 No, dear. I think that's the express to Williamsburg. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4864 I told them to hold the tomatoes! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4865 We just missed the gluten-free express 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4866 Banksy... baloney! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4867 Where’s the beef? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4868 These corporate sponsorships are getting out of hand 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4869 Now THAT’S gonna cause a delay! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4870 Well, dear, you've long favored privatization. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4871 do you want mayo or no mayo seats? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4872 I told you this was a real subway! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4873 A wayward sub, is it going our way? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4874 Uber Eats, meet MTA cafe. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4875 It's the express to my hips. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4876 Let's wait. This one's slow getting through the tubes. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4877 Whats a grinder doing down here? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4878 If you want a steak, we'll have to go uptown. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4879 I think they’re holding the mayo at 34th. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4880 I came searching for a hero but only found this cheesesteak. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4881 Let's walk. It will take them hours to eat that obstruction. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4882 This is what the MTA does to accommodate passengers who won't be getting home in time for supper. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4883 But it doesn't belong down here. It's a Blimpie. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4884 This ‘free delivery’ thing is beginning to worry me. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4885 Maybe the next one will be toasted 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4886 Now that's great product placement. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4887 It's an express line to the bathroom. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4888 That's it! No more lemonade cleansing fast for us. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4889 Looks crowded. Let's wait for the tuna salad. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4890 I told you I smelled black forest ham! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4891 We're taking things a bit too literally these days, don't you think, honey? I blame Trump! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4892 I know they wanted to be 'Freaky Fast,' but this is taking it a bit too far. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4893 New Italian Subway. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4894 I thought you said we were going for dim sum. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4895 Let's wait for the express, the local looks overstuffed. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4896 Today's paper said a hero saved a rider from death on the tracks. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4897 This is America's solution to providing "fresh" food in an urban desert. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4898 it’s on special for $45,000.00 this week only. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4899 Now that's what I would call a Subway Sandwich! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4900 Subway has expanded its locations once again. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4901 Local cuisine. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4902 I guess they weren’t kidding after all. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4903 It's new meals-on-wheels car. Today it looks like sliced turkey. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4904 Is that a foot-long gone metric? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4905 It's part of the Republican plan to defund public transportation. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4906 Let's listen to some old Hoagie Carmichael vinyls tonight. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4907 A redoubtable redundancy. Only in The New Yorker. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4908 Now this is a fresh idea! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4909 Fast food! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4910 I prefer a bagel with a smear and lox. What is your train of thought? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4911 Is this the five o’clock foot long? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4912 Remember when caption contest cartoons didn't already have captions? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4913 Remember when trump was an idiot, on TV you could turn off?... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4914 Back When We Had Such an Appetite for Life 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4915 When old folks take Speed 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4916 Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4917 No, I don't see anything strange... I've been meaning to ask you something though, how's the vegan diet going? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4918 Gaah. Will these corporate sponsorships for the tourists never end? I keep telling you it's the Sweet Onion Teriyaki line to Grand Central, Black Forest Ham to Times Square, and THEN the Hot Meatball to World Trade!!!! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4919 Well, that's appropriate. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4920 They forgot the mayo. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4921 Lets take the next sandwich - I don't see any mayo on this one. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4922 Nice buns 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4923 Quick lets head to the next car, this po boy is stuffed. 1.2059 0.06808 68 59 4 5
4924 Wait for the F...It's less packed 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4925 That’s the mile long. We ordered the foot long. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4926 Is that the uptown express or the downtown Italian combo? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4927 It's their new truth in advertising campaign. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4928 Too many onions. Let’s wait for the next one. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4929 Is this what they meant by subsidy? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4930 Be patient...the Philly sub should come next. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4931 Welcome to the MTA annual picnic 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4932 The ultimate ad has arrived. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4933 You're right! The Tuesday special is really a good value. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4934 looks like another delay due to substandard maintenance 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4935 So, it's come to this. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4936 L train service suspended in both directions due to an active food sanitation inspection at 14th Street 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4937 Uhhg....this is what happens when I get an acid flashback just after lunch 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4938 I’m glad we didn’t order the large size. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4939 Fukushima 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4940 Is it Monday? It must be the cold cut combo... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4941 The next one should be faster food. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4942 I’ll bet they forgot to toast it! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4943 So that's how the sandwich got its name! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4944 Think it'll be enough? My family is visiting from Italy. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4945 You're so suggestive when you're hungry! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4946 They call it the Moby Dick special, but I don't know why 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4947 I'd say it's time for a new signaling system. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4948 These things used to have meat in them. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4949 That's it, it's hoagie from here on. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4950 Where's the mustard? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4951 Wait for the tuna salad. It’s an express! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4952 That's the new Subway local! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4953 Hope Pizza Rat is still hungry. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4954 I’ve never ridden a foot long before. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4955 I wonder when the 12 foot long veggie is arriving 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4956 That’s the express, but I’ll wait. The local is gluten free... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4957 We'd better take this one or we'll miss the Ty-D-Bol kickoff. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4958 It's the new Second Avenue Subway. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4959 You know, maybe those mushrooms weren't a ripoff. 1.2029 0.06715 69 60 4 5
4960 I guess ridership must be down, again! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4961 I'm waiting for the meatball special. The sauce updates my outfit. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4962 These Subway restaurants are EVERYWHERE! 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4963 I think we are lost in translation. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4964 Wow! Fast food meets underground dining. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4965 Still more reliable than the B train. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4966 Well, here's the Sub, wonder when the Club Car is due? 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4967 Let's grab the next one. This one is crammed with gluten. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4968 Stand clear of all leaky condiments please. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4969 Are we in the right place? I wanted a hogie, not the subway!!! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4970 Well we did need lunch. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4971 I'd rather have a train on time. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4972 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like pickles. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4973 BLT? I was planning on the MTA. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4974 And you're positive this goes to Grand Central? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4975 Now that's what I call product placement! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4976 What! I said "no lettuce!" 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4977 The new transit guy may be on to something. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4978 Now it's on to the wrapping station. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4979 It's heated if it touches the third rail. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4980 Isn't early onset so fun? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4981 The hoagie car is always crowded, but at least there's no manspreading. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4982 Can we eat at the original Subway? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4983 I was hoping to take the Cousins to Subway, not the other way around! 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4984 How's the diet going? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4985 Street meat’s the only way to go. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4986 It’s the latest offer from Subway....... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4987 Geez... they forgot the cheese again... 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4988 It’s the Italian Express. I’ll wait for the Meatball Local. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4989 Be cool. It's just a Subway Block Long. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4990 Business advertisement has gone too far. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4991 No caption needed. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4992 Subway has really upped their Promo department. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4993 There's a lot at steak if this subway isn't heading yeast. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4994 Some new kind of Subway advertising, eh? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4995 Let's wait for the one without peppers. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4996 We are having it our way Stan, the Subway Deluxe... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4997 This is where they store the food in case of a nuclear attack. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4998 The MTA hired fast food consultants to speed up train service. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4999 When she took all my yeast to the subway I just knew she was up to something big. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5000 He said the subway was safe...just watch out for the tomatoes... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5001 Okay, I ordered a Meatball Sub, do you see any balls of meat on that? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
5002 I warned you not to super-size your sandwich order. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5003 What'd you expect? Bike delivery? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
5004 Wait, sorry, this one's not gluten free. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5005 Finally, they replaced the bad Subway with a good Subway. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5006 Subwhale, and she's only four months old. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
5007 Hero today, gone tomorrow 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5008 Modern art is stupid. I'm surprised it doesn't have a periscope. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
5009 Boy these advertised trains are getting real. Where do you think the door is? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
5010 I thought you said this was the gluten-sensitivity station. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5011 I wished they would stop supersizing! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5012 I think that is a bit longer than 12 inches. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5013 I think that's the Italian B.M.T.! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5014 I don't want to sit in the "extra onions" section. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5015 Subway special—all you can eat for $2.75! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5016 Looks like they're running a lot of delis today. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5017 No, Ted. We need to wait for the gluten free line. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5018 Budget cuts. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5019 It’s the new IRT — Iceberg, Redfish, and Tomato. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5020 What? It's on time and over capacity. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5021 It's not even all that funny! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5022 Let's wait--the next one is a lump crab cake! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5023 That's odd. What's a hero sandwich doing in this cartoon? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5024 Well, it's fast. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5025 Hard to stomach the delays on the BLT line. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5026 This looks good, but does it take us to Carnegie Deli? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5027 Ya know in Yonkers they call that a wedge. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5028 Someone took a wrong turn at Katz's. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5029 Seems redundant and inconvenient. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5030 Look! It's the subway hero! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5031 Mother ,you know we have to wait for the taco. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5032 Looks like we will be sandwiched in the middle 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5033 Maybe the next one won’t have cucumbers. I know how sensitive your stomach is. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5034 Definitely Indica. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5035 Remember, avoid mouth contact. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5036 Darnit! This one has gluten too, dear. Let’s wait for the next one. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5037 It's the 5:00 foot long. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5038 If only we knew then what we know now..... 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5039 So glad they delivered our super-sized Italian club on time. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5040 Hey, the wait for the sandwiches isn't as bad. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5041 Wait 'til Cynthia Nixon gets a load of this 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5042 How annoying are these film shoots? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5043 Whale of a hoagie. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5044 They finally launched the new dining cart. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5045 Did you order a subway Subway to go? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5046 He ordered it?? I thought he only ate Big Macs! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5047 Do you think the bread is gluten-free? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5048 Is this lunch? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5049 I know this is a subway but it looks like a hoagie. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5050 It's 'Meals on Wheels Dine Out' - a cost-cutting initiative. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5051 Who knew you could get a Coney Island subway here? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5052 It's A Subway For The Neighborhood ! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5053 This train is stuffed. I'll wait for the Veggie. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5054 Are you sure that's what we ordered? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5055 Somehow, today, everything just seemed a little different, Michael thought. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5056 Hero...Subway....Subway...Hero; Never the train shall meat....until now. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5057 I could swear I ordered a Big Mac. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5058 Looks like this one from Little Italy is full. Shall we wait for the next one from Greektown? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5059 Sub-stitute trains are deli-ghtful. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5060 This municipal branding has got to stop. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5061 It's the express to Little Italy. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5062 Call it a hero, hoagie, sub or whatever, but I call it lunch for hundreds. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5063 It was used in the Cold War as an undersea weapon. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5064 (no caption) 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5065 Gnarley Marley, the 4:20 is munchie heaven! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5066 So this is the sub for the Acela 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5067 I don't need a sandwich, I need a train. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5068 Wait...didn't you ask for it toasted? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5069 The job listing for Experienced Subway Designer was too ambiguous for Mercury retrograde. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5070 I know it is very tempting. But let us take the next subway - I will make you a sandwich at home. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5071 Another cold cut to the budget... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5072 You're right, Harold, we're late. Quick. Two tickets to Hempstead and tell them to hold the mayo. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5073 I get it! If bologna had a first name, doesn't it end with -car? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5074 You can't go in there, you're on a diet! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5075 Is this an advertising gimmick, or do you think the same thing happened to the rats? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5076 And I was wondering why it's called a sub .... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5077 Hoagy Carmichael was here 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5078 That's slicing the budget a little thin 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5079 Which half do you want? 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5080 I can't see any Mozzarella 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5081 Was it “go to” or “eat” the subway? Now I’m confused. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5082 Will this one take us all the way to Penn Station? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5083 Some sort of product-placement advertising, I suppose. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5084 This one's going to Sesame Street, I'll wait for Rye. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5085 This is the good kind of fast food. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5086 I'll catch the next one...I'm gluten-free this week. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5087 First they bake it on the third rail. Then they... 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5088 Let's go to the restaurant and grab an 'L'. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5089 I wouldn’t get on that Subway, if I were you. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5090 I don’t know about this new stop, George, doesn’t look like anybody is biting. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5091 Generation X hipsters try to quit Facebook. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5092 This is the new H train that only stops at Katz's Deli on Houston. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5093 Honey, wait. We're on the Vegan train, remember? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5094 Marketing throwing up another obstacle to where we want to go! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5095 No, this one doesn't stop at our station. We want the Burger & Fries. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5096 They call them le Hoagie in Paris. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5097 I hear they're being sued by Weight Watchers. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5098 Wait...we need to take the 5:14 potato chips! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5099 I think the train to New Haven will be delayed. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5100 We'll save money...it's an all-you-can-eat trip! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5101 If we didn't have advertising, just imagine what the fares would be. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5102 I must say, it does radiate. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5103 That's how Subway sandwich got its name. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5104 I wonder if the museum finally found Bigfoot or just his sandwich. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5105 Wait, This one isn't toasted! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5106 Let's take the next one. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5107 When did they add a dinner car to the Bronx? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5108 Well, we could have a quick bite now and wrap the rest up for later... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5109 ‘Wow... my train of thought just got interrupted by how ginormous this is!’ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5110 Talk about being sandwiched in! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5111 It's that new Trumpwich people have been talking about. They say to be very careful because it can make you bloated, orange, and vulgar! 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5112 This isn't the kind of Subway I had in mind. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5113 ‘Well, I guess you can’t spell bullet train without BLT...’ 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5114 That's the best hallucination I've ever had! 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5115 That reminds me—you forgot to flush the toilet this morning. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5116 Subliminal ads on a local just don't have the same effect. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5117 As sea levels rise, they'll all be subs. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
5118 Fortunately it's moving very slowly 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5119 Only a superhero can save this transit system. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5120 Maybe the MTA thought they could distract us with a BLT. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5121 Hold my tomatoes. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5122 Sorry, Mom, that's the express, and I'm a locavore. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5123 They call it the poor man's dining car. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5124 Pizza Rat's lobbying efforts really paid off. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5125 Subway advertising has run amok. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5126 It’s a Damien Hirst! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5127 At least it's not a can of sardines! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5128 Let's wait for the express to Chinatown. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5129 Oh God no, it's a local 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5130 That's a whale of a sandwich! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5131 Fares increased to $5 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5132 I guess the governor really is running for higher office. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5133 FINALLY! a REAL subway in the Subway! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5134 Now THAT guy knows how to run a franchise! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5135 It's the local to South Philly! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5136 ... On the other hand, fare includes a bag of chips and a fountain drink. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5137 I’ll wait for a hoagie. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5138 New delivery service with our subway card. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5139 Ciabatta hurry up, it's the express. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5140 This wasn't what I imagined when I heard "refreshed subway." 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5141 Now we know where the smell was coming from! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5142 No, it's not a mirage. It's the meatball special. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5143 I'm sure we're supposed to get on the eastbound pumpernickle. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5144 This is the subway? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5145 I just wanted something light, let’s wait for the soup and salad. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5146 I hear the chipotle aioli on the uptown express is amazing. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5147 I think they are taking these mergers a bit too far. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5148 It is The New Yorker after all, you knew they were going to go there someday. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5149 A Trump "Subway" improvement. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5150 This is the 12-4-6 subway. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5151 Yeah, that's impressive, but now I really miss my Big Gulp. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
5152 I never thought of carb-loading as metaphorical. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5153 Its their new business model. Cheap sandwiches were not profitable. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5154 'cause of climate change this line is flooded, so the trains have been replaced by subs. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
5155 Well, you're the artist. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5156 Well, maybe it's not exactly false advertising, but I feel duped. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5157 It's not gluten-free but it's going express. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5158 We're in for a wait. The next train will be cole slaw. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5159 It looks like they supersized the subway. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5160 The prunes mean it's an express. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5161 It's only the local 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5162 It looks spicey, let's wait for the next one. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5163 It's called a 'sub gastronomy' according to the New Yorker's foodies review. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5164 Management said they want to get back to their roots. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5165 Remember, just don't get off at the Jared Fogle station. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5166 Are they expecting the tunnel to flood again? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5167 I know we're in the subway, but this is rediculous! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5168 It's Monday, right? So that must be the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5169 Supersizing? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5170 This time you be Capicola and I'll be Mortadella. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5171 Wow, and to think it all started with Uber offering personal pizzas. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5172 It's about time. I'm starving. This thing is always late. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5173 It gets a-thousand calories-per mile. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5174 “Oh Zuck! “It is bigger than we thought. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5175 Don't forget, change at Grand Central for the Meatball Marinara. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5176 I know the Automat has to compete for sub customers, but really? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5177 Seems a bit redundant, don't you think? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5178 If you want a quick bite, I suggest we go now. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5179 We should wait for the next one - this is the no mayo local. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5180 Is this the new L train? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5181 I could make a pun, but it might be a little obvious 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5182 Yikes, a 14 footer. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5183 Yes it stops at Central Park North, but I can’t take the gluten. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
5184 Truth in advertising, I guess. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5185 You're my hero 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5186 Within 2 hours, President Trump fired the Secretary of State, declared war on China, partied with Kim Jong Un, dissolved half the federal work force, had a pillow fight with Oval Office reporters, and insulted mothers everywhere via Twitter. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
5187 I knew we shouldn't have skipped breakfast this morning. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5188 Leave the bread, take the pepperoni. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5189 A caption for a cartoon that already has one! Brilliant! 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
5190 No, wait. That salami, we want the meatball. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5191 It’s the foot long express. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5192 Where's the door? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5193 That downtown graffiti is getting so literal. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5194 A double subway!! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5195 The rat abatement program seems to be working! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5196 It's the express to malady. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5197 They’ve really gone all-in on the marketing since the Jared debacle. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5198 That's not what I meant when I suggested we take a subway. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5199 No Dear, the ham and cheese would take longer we should wait for the bologna 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5200 Are you sure you asked for the Manhattan line? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5201 I'd rather meet the burger king and dairy queen. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5202 Wait till you see the Roto-Rooter ad campaign. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5203 So, how's your diet going?" "... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5204 I specifically said "whole wheat." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5205 Looks like it may be low in fat! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5206 We take this line to the Blimpie station at Lakehurst. That's when things get REALLY interesting! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5207 The number 2 comes right after this one. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5208 Oh, for the good old days before vegan and gluten free. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5209 This new subway is even bigger. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5210 'O Hank. How hot is this! Let's go back to your place and I'll play the air marshal this time. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5211 This one goes to Little Italy. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5212 Subway Subs! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5213 A 12 inch sub with drops from above, all under 3 bucks. That's a great deal! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5214 I sure hope it’s toasted in there. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5215 I'm not getting on if there are hot peppers in there. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5216 Look, Honey, it’s Subway. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5217 So sick of the subway cramming us in like sardines! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5218 Improv Everywhere has really done it this time. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5219 I thought we were waiting for breakfast? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5220 Attention, all passengers. Please, stand clear, of the ... mozzarella ... as the sandwich enters. And leaves. This station. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5221 Call me old fashioned but I'll not be railroaded by Vegetarians. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5222 That guy got into trouble and went to jail...why do you ask? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5223 No, not the hoagie from Philly, she said the cheesesteak. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5224 Look! A Marvel super hero! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5225 I didn't know that there was a subway on the subway 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5226 The MTA promised better service with $5 fairs. But I'm vegan. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5227 This must be the BMT lunch line... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5228 Still less tightly packed with soggy animal flesh than the average subway car. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5229 Let’s wait. I think the next one will be a meatball special. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5230 But you're going to remember the brand name, right? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5231 .... And they said there’s no free lunch. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5232 We’ll split it 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5233 Woman: The B-L-T train. Do you think it's running express? Man: Not Sure. Lettuce find out! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5234 As soon as it opens, add some mayo. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5235 Hey, it's the new five dollar 10,000 footlong from Subway. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5236 Mind the Cheese! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5237 No onions, let's wait for the next one. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5238 I guess my ride is bigger than my stomach 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5239 King Kong is going to be angry when he finds someone took his lunch 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5240 But I wanted it toasted! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5241 Stand clear of what closing doors? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5242 It's always tempting, but that line goes straight to my hips! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5243 This here's the prime rib express. We want the local baloney. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5244 I only brought five dollars. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5245 I didn't know this urban myth came with honey mustard! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5246 Too many toppings. Let it go. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5247 This is the BLT local. Let's wait a few minutes and and catch the roast beef express. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5248 When they said they would subsidize transit, I wasn’t expecting this... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5249 Oh Look! It’s the #7 from Jimmy’s! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5250 Maybe the next train will have it with cheese. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5251 They say when the ferries stop running, there'll be banana splits. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5252 Did you order the express? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5253 Gertrude and Angus were so awestruck at the mountain of fixin's, suddenly getting uptown wasn't important. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5254 Are you sure you want another brooklyn grinder? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5255 Is this the one going to Sandwich? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5256 I’ll wait for the wrap. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5257 Hero, wedge, blimpie? We're going to Westchester! Let's wedge ourselves in! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5258 I ordered white, not wheat 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5259 Why did they paint it to look like a Sub Sandwich? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5260 Let's wait for one toasted. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5261 It must be 30-foot long Friday! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5262 Talk about bad timing...I just went gluten-free! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5263 This is the Local, you're probably waiting for the Express. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5264 This one isn't overstuffed. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5265 I think the meatless is next 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5266 They would do anything to appeal to the rat constituency. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5267 Ugh. Another local. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5268 So we're just supposed to trust that it's gluten free? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5269 For those heading to gluttony, take this subway. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5270 No it’s not. It’s a Quizno’s. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5271 If that has mayo, I'm going be the sick passenger on this subway. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5272 What are the chances that that is actual seasoning on the bread 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5273 Can't we just go to the one that has the foot long? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5274 I told you the blimp would be faster. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5275 Let's wait for one without hot peppers. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5276 Um, maybe 28th Street stop more room, less filling? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5277 No, we’re waiting for the A train. This is the meta-politan line. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5278 So this is that new underground sandwich shop. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5279 What an ingenious way for Subway to advertise their specials. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5280 I said `no pickles'. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5281 Lets wait for the next one. I ordered the focacia. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5282 Must be the train to suburbia. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5283 Is the roll gluten-free? 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5284 That's balcony. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5285 This is one of the most literal examples of "truth in advertising" I've ever seen. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5286 It's the 14th street sub station on steroids. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5287 Let's Uber. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5288 I hope Jared isn't driving this. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5289 How reality TV got its start 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5290 Sure, it's casual Friday, but where's the door? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5291 It's baloney from Washington, DC 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5292 The turkey doesn't come for an hour; we might as well eat this one. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5293 Did you order the Shaq Footlong? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5294 Wait! Our train is the Meat Ball , right! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5295 Let's go up to the Blimpie, it will be faster. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5296 I guess it's the lunchtime express. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5297 Not this one, Honey. The vegetarian stops at Grand Central. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5298 Location, Location, Location! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5299 Yes, that's the new dining car with the all you can eat buffet; but we need to wait for the whole wheat train. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5300 George and Mary normally would have been surprised; they were, after all, in a “Subway”. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5301 Why do they call it the Tube? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5302 It's a special deal this week: fares are half-price, but you have to bring your own condiments. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5303 Shortly after Bezos had digested Whole Foods, he gobbled up Subway. Say hello to the new 'B' line. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5304 Let's wait for the pickle loaf. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5305 Someone super-sized the 6:09... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5306 Shall we catch a bite? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5307 Mind the capicola. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5308 Wait, this is the local train. The express train has a poppy seed roll. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5309 It's our Subway! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5310 Wait! Better chance getting a seat on the next BLT 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5311 Man, they are going all out to increase ridership! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5312 Now that kind of Subway I could take. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5313 It’s auditioning for Men in Black IV. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5314 It's the sesame seeds that make it special../ 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5315 I guess ‘Pizza Rat’ is going to have to step up his game. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5316 Are you sure a #14 is edible? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5317 When you said you wanted to bring me to see a submarine, I expected . . . 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5318 I hope it lasts until it gets to 116th Street. I've got finals to take. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5319 I love the play on words! Is the installation coming to MOMA? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5320 Let's wait for one with fewer bad carbs on board. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5321 Sick transit, Gloria -- Monday. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5322 They had to go big since Jared Fogle, I guess. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5323 I'll take the next one. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5324 Our tickets didn't include a meal. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5325 One More Thing That Happens When You Don't Exercise 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5326 The nice thing about this subway is that we won't starve while having to wait through delays. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5327 And still only $5! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5328 The Eastside trains have light bread 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5329 It's supposed to make up for lousy train service. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5330 My neice did say the subway was literally one block away from her apartment. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5331 If it isn't one sandwich,it's another. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5332 Is it running Locally-Sourced or Ex-Pressed? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5333 We want the one without peppers. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5334 One hour would have been plenty. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5335 Ladies and gentlemen, please do not hold the onions. There is another the train directly behind us. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5336 Hurry! It's the meatball special. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5337 Remember Floyd, no mayonnaise-spreading. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5338 I'm waiting for the IRT. That's the BMT. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5339 This is a job for Pizza Rat. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5340 Which came first, the subway or the train? 1.1875 0.07345 64 58 0 6
5341 Binge-watching, end stage. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5342 Ken Burns documentary on people who post photographs of their meals on Facebook. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5343 I'm going cold turkey. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5344 I remember having to walk one hundred feet to the water cooler. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5345 Ok, give them their phones back. This is just too pathetic. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5346 The Trump campaign team 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5347 I only take trains without mayo. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5348 Commuting in a submarine sandwich in a subway??? C'mon, who thinks up these stupid things anyway!? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5349 It's not fake. It's just not the one I was hoping for. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5350 It was a particularly meta ad campaign that was a breaking point for the practical, perhaps sagacious, small town transplants. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5351 It's a prototype of the new dining car they just put in service. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5352 "No, not this one. We're waiting for the meatball". 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5353 We used to only see discarded pet turtles and alligators! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5354 Subway's sandwiches are literally being literal 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5355 I thought this came with no tomatoes? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5356 Maybe they took the concept of subterranean transportation a little too literally... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5357 Headed for Dijon mustard? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5358 It is odd but you should see the car Katz's sponsored. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5359 Is it local? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5360 A rare sighting of the infamous sub sandwich that roams the New York subway. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5361 'That can't be fresh' 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5362 "Due to oncoming hunger, the next train will be replaced by a wave of rats." (Thanks Will McPhail.) 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5363 They didn't want to just sponsor a sign... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5364 This corporate "naming rights" thing is getting out of control. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5365 I guess somebody thinks it's a clever corporate sponsorship, but the service is no better and the smell is much worse. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5366 I'm having trouble keeping up. When did the subway become a sandwich? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5367 It's going to be the appetizer in Trump's military parade. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5368 They did away with arrivals and departures. Now it’s just ‘here or go to?’ 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5369 This 'Fast Casual' trend has gotten out of control! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5370 It's almost pornographic. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5371 Next stop, Footlong branch! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5372 It's the L train replacement during the shutdown. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5373 Don't you get chips with the number 1? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5374 Step back, I see ham! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5375 Tastes pretty good but those seats sure are uncomfortable! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5376 Well, at least we won't be stuffed in there like sardines. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5377 Ham? Yes, I do believe that sums it up, dear. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5378 If only Ike had warned us about the Subway Industrial Complex maybe we could have stopped Jared. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5379 Like I just told ya, it’s sticky and has that kind of smell. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5380 It would be, "honey, no, we wanted to catch the veggie to the grand meatball sub. Not the BLT.” 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5381 Apparently, it is Subway's attempt at a new form of brand recognition. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5382 let's take a cab, the subway is closed for lunch 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5383 This doesn't look like the tile that we selected 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5384 Boy, this week’s cartoon was drawn by a real sandwich artist. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5385 Let's wait for the meatball marinara. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5386 Best. Tag. Ever. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5387 Looks like the cafe got the memo on everybody doing their part to attract new visitors to the museum. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5388 No Edna, let’s take the Semolina-Express, this Italian-hoggie is always late! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5389 Sure, the BLT goes to Brooklyn! 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5390 Okay...let's just call an Uber. Can you let them know we might be late? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5391 Let's wait for a No Mayonnaise car. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5392 I hear the rats are foot-long in this station. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5393 It's a great idea, but the rats went gluten-free last week. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5394 It's the Number 4 from Jimmy Johns. 1.1875 0.06635 64 56 4 4
5395 This is the train for tourists who can't get into Katz's. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5396 It's a trap. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5397 Here is proof the hoagie is the superior sandwich 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5398 Now arriving at Onion Square Station! 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5399 Wow! this sub is packed like sardines! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5400 This will be one hell of a bar mitzvah! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5401 The train is still late, but at least we have a choice of chips or Cheetos. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5402 I think it will be faster than the 1 train. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5403 This one stops at Indigestion, Belching and Heartburn 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5404 Is the subway gluten free? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5405 Now that is the best advertisement I've ever seen. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5406 I Expressly Said No Tomatoes. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5407 That’s strange, I’m sure I only ordered the footlong. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5408 At least we will be on time for lunch. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5409 Don't worry, we'll gentrify that too. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5410 It's better than a grinder. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5411 And there I thought it was molasses it was as slow as. Who knew? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5412 This is a Brooklyn-bound two express sub. The next stop is The Winning Caption. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5413 The third rail was all they could think of to toast it. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5414 I told you we should have just grabbed a cob 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5415 Looks like we're going to get sandwiched together in this one. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5416 Lunch on the run! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5417 Man:"Forget Subway Sandwich. That's a Sandwich Subway!" Woman: "Let's wait for something gluten free to come along." 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5418 It's a BLT on the BMT track. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5419 The deli subway; it may nver return. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5420 I sure doesn't smell fresh. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5421 It's Subways supersize me new limited time offering, 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
5422 Wait for the doors to open... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5423 We ordered tuna. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5424 That's one helluva sub but he lost his "way". 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5425 He said it would be “HUGE!” 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5426 So, what? It's a Subway subway? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5427 Should we wait for the next one or just squeeze in? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5428 Subway is really branching out! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5429 Talk about a Hero sandwich....... 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5430 In Pennsylvania we call this a hoagie. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5431 I just realized that I forgot to take my Tums this morning! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5432 We’re not late. It’s still just loafing around. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5433 Too easy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5434 This is our Blimpie. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5435 I know what you're getting at, but that's a grinder. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5436 Hmmmm. There's a chance, just a chance mind you, that we have taken biodegradability just a step too far. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5437 Rat Poison 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5438 This one's a local. Let's wait for the tuna melt; that's an express. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5439 This one is local. It's also organic and gluten-free. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5440 I've lost my appetite. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5441 Don't get on; they forgot the Giardiniera. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5442 The Sub Shoppe calls it the Big Blond Bomb, but most of us call it Moby Don. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5443 Well, it’s the quickest way to heartburn. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5444 No, we're going to call it a hoagie. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5445 Wait--aren't our tickets for gluten-free? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5446 We should wait for the express. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5447 Your brain on social media. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5448 That must be why they call it little Italy 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5449 Rats! We’re supposed to get a grinder on the Red Line. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5450 Oh Boy! Is this what Elon Musk thinks Subway should be done? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5451 No pun intended. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5452 Honey, there's no sense in waiting, none of them are gluten-free. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5453 That's a tasty ride to Manhattan ! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5454 Forget the sign. This isn’t the E train! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5455 The quiet car has less calories. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5456 Does it go downtown or just to the next Deli? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5457 Looks like a New York rye to me. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5458 Let's walk back to the vegetarian car. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5459 50th anniversary Woodstock reunion! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5460 I don't care if it is a special. I told them to hold the mayo. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5461 This line takes you straight to Katz's Deli. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5462 Ah, yes, dear—you did smell balogna. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5463 Yeah, it looks delicious, but why is that car empty? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5464 If this is Friday, it's only $5, or $6.99 with a fountain drink, chips and a cookie. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5465 Hey, I thought you said this line was gluten free! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5466 I didn't know sesame seeds could be that big. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5467 We must be in the wrong station. We need the meatball line. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5468 You’ve got a sub-optimal chance of getting to work on time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5469 Stars. There just like us. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5470 Actually, it only has nine and a half cars. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
5471 Is this a new Oldenburg? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5472 I ordered no tomato. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5473 No. We take the Express Sub with Fontina and Smoked Turkey. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5474 I said, “No onions.” 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5475 If it's pastrami it goes uptown. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5476 I'm famished but I can't touch gluten! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5477 These new Subway ads are are far too realistic! Forget about the meeting, let's get some sandwiches. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5478 Not what I thought you meant by ‘the subway museum’ ... 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5479 Let`s go. This isn`t going to get us anywhere. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5480 Let's catch the cookie instead. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5481 Is that a gyro or a hoagie? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5482 Is this what they mean by express lunch? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5483 You go ahead. I’m not riding carbs. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5484 Someone here is being too literal 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5485 We won't have music but at least the place will be warm for a change! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5486 Let's wait for the next one. I'm allergic to onions. 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5487 They overreacted when their 'foot-long' was found to be short of 12 inches. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5488 That doesn’t appear to me to be entirely kosher. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5489 Next stop is Trump Tower 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5490 Baloney on time! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5491 You call it a Subway but its still a Hogieway to me! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5492 The guide book did say it’s the cheapest way to eat your way around New York, but I was hoping for something fancier than a sandwich. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5493 It's today's twelve-station special. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5494 Let’s go back up to the deli, to see if they can take us downtown! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5495 But...I’m gluten-free. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5496 Let's hope the next one is without mayonnaise. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5497 High carbohydrates are for elevated trains. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5498 You ever feel like a freaky slow turkey? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5499 I was hoping for a gluten-free ride. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5500 Wait, that's not the "A" train, it's the "Aaaaay" train. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5501 Did you take a number? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5502 Where’s the vegetarian car? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5503 I love how they silently slide into the station. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5504 They're calling it the BLT line 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5505 A genie must have turned the esteemed Ros Chast into Michael Maslin! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5506 I'm waiting for the vegan express. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5507 Can you believe it, color! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5508 Do you think they have a gluten-free option at the next stop? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5509 Don't worry, honey, it's gluten-free. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5510 Nah, let's wait for McDonalds 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5511 It's not kosher, but it's 14 feet tall and 42 feet wide. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5512 I told you we should have taken a cab, Jared 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5513 Feeling inadequate? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5514 Yes, the BMT is ours! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5515 No, not that one... The express will be fresher. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5516 This must be the new All-You-Can Eat line 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5517 Let’s wait for gluten-free... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5518 I guess it came from Subway. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5519 The obesity epidemic has consumed the subway. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5520 Is it a local or express? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5521 Honey. I’m pretty sure that the Subway Italian BMT foot long is half price today 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5522 This one is packed! Let's wait for the vegan express. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5523 Wow, your sandwich buddy will never get his shop off the ground, if this is his idea of large. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5524 Welcome to the subway. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5525 Can't take the Subway, let's try the Underground. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5526 I like what they’ve done with this new ‘ride fresh’ campaign 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5527 And it's still only $5.00 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5528 The subway conditions are baloney! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5529 Is it too late to ask for substitutions? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5530 Ugh. Look at these budget cuts. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5531 I agree. The subs are good. But the advertising is a bit much. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5532 I new it was a bad idea to let Sub Sandwiches take over the subway. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5533 They got rid of the L for this? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5534 Thanks for taking care of dinner this week. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5535 Oh, it's the new 'L' for 'Lunch' line! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5536 Darn, now I'll have to take the Rueben. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5537 Next stop is Obesity City. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5538 If we miss the next one, we’ll really be in a pickle! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5539 Is this the Vegan line? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5540 Oh hush, the pass was only $5. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5541 I heard they were going with bigger than the foot-long. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5542 Daryl you know I'm vegan... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5543 Did you remember the extra mayo? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5544 We should have taken the zeppelin. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5545 Is there one without tomato? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5546 Shouldn't this sub be this way? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5547 $5 MTA 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5548 Uh, yeah. I think I am getting pretty hungry. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5549 Darn! I wanted a wrap today. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5550 Hop aboard the subway express 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5551 When will the MTA stop loafing around, and fix these trains! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5552 Wait, George, something’s not right here. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5553 It’s better if we wait for the express. I heard you get extra ham. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5554 Transfer at 33rd street, hold the mayo. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5555 It extends to 42nd Street but they forgot the mayo. 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5556 This must be the express to Bologna. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5557 I said it sounded like 'Delay...mayo on the tracks.' 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5558 Do you see it too? Is it real or just a new type of advertising? I'm starving, let's take it! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5559 No we are going to Ruben not Pastrami 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5560 Front or back? 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5561 It's been like this ever since that sandwich chain became the corporate sponsor. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5562 Good thing I didn't order it toasted. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5563 Well, at least it's not that crowded. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5564 That's the footlong. We need to wait for the 6-inch. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5565 Let's wait for the Coney dog 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5566 Hmmm..right on time! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5567 Is Jared in there? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5568 It's called a subway, and you'll have plenty of time to eat it before the next train arrives. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5569 It looks like we could squeeze in under the lunchmeat. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5570 I guess we're having Subway on the subway! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5571 I don't get it 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5572 Is that the local or the express? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5573 I expected more meat with the upgrade. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5574 Is this the hero who will save us or only the submarine we use to flee? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5575 look'sliketoday'sspecial 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5576 No, I'm pretty sure that's rye bread. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5577 I hate when people eat on the subway. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5578 I’ll take my sub upsized and to go, please. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5579 Hold up honey. I don’t like the looks of those tomatoes. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5580 If they forgot the pickles like last time I'm sending it back. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5581 Thing is, I'm vegetarian. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5582 It's great, but wait till you see the double-decker bus fare. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5583 This is where we used to go to watch the submarine races! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5584 Ha! Someone took down the sign that said, "Objects behind the glass will appear to be larger than they actually are." 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5585 Oh dang. I wanted a train, not a sub. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5586 Oh no, didn't you say whole wheat? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5587 They say the conductor lost 245 pounds eating sandwiches 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5588 It actually got worse. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5589 Shall we ride artisan or gluten-free? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5590 At least we won't have to pay extra for meal service. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5591 I don't travel well with bologna. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5592 If you eat one of these every day you can drop 30 lbs in a week. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5593 Billy, I'm in a New York state of mind, let's take the Hudson River line! 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
5594 Want to share a large subway sandwich? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5595 That's a number four but I ordered mine with no tomatoes. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5596 Henry-when did they start serving food? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5597 I guess you would call it a subway. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5598 Berkeley Philosophy Dept. circa 1972 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5599 Next thing you know they’ll be privatizing the police and fire departments. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5600 This is taking the Subway concession too far. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5601 As soon as the lettuce and tomatoes fall out, you can jump on. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5602 Let's have lunch here, since the train is late again. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5603 Sub, hoagie, hero, filled roll, grinder, wedge, spukie, poorboy, po'boy...whatever you called it back home....it's NOT our train! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5604 Do they have a gluten-free car? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5605 Im glad you get "on" a subway not "in" a subway. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5606 Let's super-size it. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5607 Let's wait for the whole wheat. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5608 Let’s wait for the chicken salad, it’s more direct and shorter. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5609 I see something I’m gonna say something. Yum! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5610 Let's wait for the Philly Cheese steak one! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5611 Remember that week the New Yorker had a Cartoon Caption Contest and Roz went ahead and filled everything in so there was no need for anyone to actually write a caption but some of us went ahead and created one anyway to try and get to 250 characters? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5612 The Tipsy Trio meet for Remembrance Day. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5613 What grown-ups do while the kids play video games. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5614 Hope we don’t see any rats today. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5615 Supper came as a complete surprise. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5616 It just seems like old times. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5617 Meanwhile, in Delaware. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5618 It’s the new Literal Line. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5619 What an advertisement for a "subway sandwich." 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5620 Hunger really messes with your perceptions! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5621 Let's wait for the gluten-free to midtown. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5622 Oooh! Honey! Lets go on the toasted Italian Classic. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5623 These guerrilla sandwich artists just keep getting better and better. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5624 Nah, they'll never notice. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5625 Subway's sandwich promos are becoming a little too literal for me ... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5626 They must be running the foot long special on the express line again 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5627 Ah. I see that Oscar Meyer lost that advertising competition to Subway. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5628 Let's wait for the next one. I never take roast beef. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5629 A bit on-the-nose, don't you think? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5630 I guess it's too big to wrap. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5631 Looks loaded. Maybe we should wait for the meatball? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5632 Wouldn't you know it's an express. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5633 You get a double for the price of one, delivery included. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5634 That's the D subway, let's take the C it's less fattening. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5635 Do you think it's okay? I'm gluten free. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5636 I thought this station was vegan gluten free. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5637 That new MTA President is so literal. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5638 The rats are going gluten-free. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5639 Who knew the improvements were edible? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5640 On second thought, I think maybe we should just skip the meal and select a nice, reliable cab instead. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5641 Hold on, the Downtown Express comes without tomato. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5642 It's a 30 Foot Long. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5643 I still don't understand how submarines suddenly became subways. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5644 That's not the right one - ours is the Swiss on Sourdough. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5645 Mind the gap; and I hope they remembered to hold the onions! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5646 Let's catch the next train. This one's full--of nitrates. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5647 Let’s wait for the next one. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5648 "YOUR TRAIN IS BEING HELD BY THE DISPATCHER." We're sorry for the inconvenience. Have a bite, meanwhile! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5649 These new train designs are straight from the Department of Redundancy Department. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5650 The Hoagie Express only stops at Trump Tower. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5651 We've got a lot on our plate, so I ordered lunch to go. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5652 I'm waiting for the veggie and cheese. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5653 I think I created my own hell. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5654 I know you’re hungry, but we should wait for the express. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5655 Didn’t we order it on wheat? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5656 Let's wait for the cheesesteak special. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5657 Where’s the avocado! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5658 Lettuce wait for the local. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5659 And the Rats love it. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5660 The MTA might suck but it sure is delicious. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5661 Wait. This is not the vegan track. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5662 We need to wait... our one is the sardine can 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5663 Perhaps we should just try Quiznos. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5664 You take Moby Dick or El-Hero. Its all the same. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5665 Don't worry, the Tuna Salad line arrives in a few minutes. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5666 No worries about the calories, the bread is gluten free 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5667 Let's take this one. It's an express with dressing. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5668 Let's wait for the footlong. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5669 They’ve done a great job getting rid of the gluten down here, but the onions… 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5670 I wonder how many calories it has? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5671 I’m not so sure about Subway’s new ad campaign. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5672 This is the local. The express is the pastrami. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5673 I thought we ordered the foot long. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5674 Did you realize this train goes underwater? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5675 It's just seeking its roots. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5676 A hoagie? Nope, I don't get it. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5677 i wonder if the bread is fresh? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5678 let's wait for a vegetarian 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5679 "Accept the strengths of the literal thinker" can be taken a bit too literally. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5680 This must be the BMT from Arthur Ave.? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5681 Where should we have lunch? 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5682 We take this to 34th and then transfer to the crosstown Gyro. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5683 Lunch on the run! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5684 I think they're taking this "experiential marketing" thing a little too far. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5685 It's a Subway promo. Eat your way out by 52nd street. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5686 Can I get one 7200 inch flatbread please? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5687 Let's take the gluten-free train instead. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5688 It looks too crowded. Let's wait for the next one. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5689 Ride Fresh 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5690 I guess that’s why they don’t call them hoagies here. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5691 Can we wait for one with no onions? 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
5692 Nope, I can't get past the smell of mustard. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5693 That's odd, the footlong usually runs on the F line. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5694 I didn't think the SUBWAY special ran through Union Square station on weekends?! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5695 Looks like there's some room under the bologna. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5696 I said 6 inch! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5697 Haven't those people from downtown learned? It's a grinder, not a sub. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5698 Is someone meating us? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5699 Gosh, there's gotta be a joke here. Breadway... sandwichway... I don't know, I give up. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5700 I thought we ordered the meatball. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5701 You go ahead. I can't stand mustard. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5702 I thought we ordered a six inch. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5703 Thanks to budget cuts, these new subway cars have no mayo! 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5704 I hope this diet has us on the right track. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5705 I thought this was the Big Apple; did we end up in Philly? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5706 Ads are better than graffiti 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5707 Look, the prototype for the subway sandwich! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5708 Let's wait. They didn't hold the mayo. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5709 I thought Friday's sub of the day was tuna. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5710 Wait a minute honey! This is the Black Forest Ham. Don't we want the Spicey Italian? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5711 Well, it is an interactive art exhibit. So, let's go take a bite! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5712 Keep back. It's waiting for protein. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5713 It looks very fresh. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5714 It just keeps getting more and more seedy. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5715 I know it's called a Subway, but I didn't realize it was that literal. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5716 If you pay five dollars it will take you a foot. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5717 We take this hero one stop and transfer to a can of sardines. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5718 It's late! 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
5719 If the media cycle applied to the rest of our lives. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5720 Let's wait for the next gluten free train. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5721 Behold the 14… the bread and mayonnaise of Market Street. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5722 Watch the gap, and the lettuce 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5723 This is the sixth train since the last gluten-free one. Ridiculous. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5724 Finally, a meltdown in good taste. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5725 In Rhode Island they call it the Grinder. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5726 I wonder how the Pizza Hut is going to turn out. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5727 Cool!! What will the Bus stop motif be? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5728 Happy anniversary hon. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5729 Well, how did you think we'd get to the Milky Way? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5730 They need someone new vetting their ad campaigns. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5731 I hope it’s 2 for 1 day! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5732 I am not going to hold onto the toothpick again; I don't have my hand sanitizer with me! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5733 Well, if we have to wait until tomorrow for a train, at least this corporate takeover insures we won't starve. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5734 Well, I guess you're both crusty old so-and-sos 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5735 Let's wait for the Footlong Express. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5736 Everything's a commercial, these days! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5737 Hold up, Harold. The bologna on sesame white only goes to a place of deep shame. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5738 Let's see. Hoagies, grinders, heroes, subs? Yeah, that's it. Subs! 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5739 So this is what Byford meant when he said a new sub culture was coming. or Rats, it’s feeding time. Let’s take the next sub. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
5740 Let's wait for the vegetarian option. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5741 It’s a “two birds, one stone” kind of thing. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5742 And on the half hour, it does the Hoagie Pokey. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5743 If they didn't skip the jalapeños, this could be a very long ride ... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5744 Cynthia Nixon sure has some innovative ideas… 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5745 Let's see if we can get it Super-sized. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5746 On the el, they're giving us alphabet soup. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5747 It’s fine. It’s the empty ones that you need to avoid. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5748 This explains the ad campaign of "Ride fresh". 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5749 I'm willing to give it a try. Anything's better than the current subway system. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5750 So we get "all the fixings" instead of a fixed subway? That's the MTA for ya'. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5751 Let's wait for the Veggie Delite, it's lower in fat 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5752 Let's wait for one toasted. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5753 But your doctor said no more subways! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5754 The least popular Meetup ever. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5755 First I meet an Italian on Grindr, and now this! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5756 Ozzy Osbourne is the engineer! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5757 We caught the sub in time, but now I think we have to eat it too. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5758 Carpe diem memor praeteritorum. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5759 Yet the disappointing threesome they had 15 minutes ago was what was truly on their minds. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5760 Brand Marketing gone amok. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5761 Shit, this one is covered in mayo. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5762 Privatization gone too far 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5763 I'm getting hungry for a hoagie 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5764 Surprise ! At least we will not be late for lunch .... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5765 so hear's where I parked my sandwich! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5766 I hope that’s not an onion roll. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5767 I still don’t want what she’s having!!! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5768 Let's wait for the 9-Grain Wheat. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5769 Let's wait for the vegan express. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5770 I hope we get a roast beef seat. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
5771 Well, at least it's reliable. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5772 Not our train, we need to wait for the naval sub. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5773 It'll be more fulfilling that going to work anyway. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5774 Jared said to hop on the Subway and he would meet us at the next stop. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5775 I wonder if it comes vegan 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5776 Hungry? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5777 The great legacy of the Earl of Sandwich 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5778 That's the uptown sub that we have to take. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5779 It looks toasty in there. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5780 These service changes are getting ridiculous...ly delicious 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5781 So that’s why they call it a “subway”! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5782 I am afraid that Subway has lost it's way. 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
5783 Shall we have some drinks in the...wait for it...Club Car? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5784 That's the Hoagy. We want the Philly Steak & Cheese. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5785 This isn't the sub I wanted! I like to dominate. Sexually. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5786 It's all part of the mayor's plan to ban truck deliveries on the street during the day to fight gridlock. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5787 I guess they're re-branding the franchise. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5788 Remember when the Cartoon Caption Contest didn't have captions? 1.1724 0.07017 58 52 2 4
5789 Great, now we'll smell like onions all day. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5790 That's the Rocky Balboa, a local, you wanna take the Italian Stallion express. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5791 #TrumpRussiaInvestigation "nothing burger" 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5792 Oh No,We missed the red line! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5793 This isn’t what I had in mind for date night. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5794 Instinctively, I say we fold ourselves in between the lettuce and the meat. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5795 Stand clear of the hoagie doors 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5796 I wonder if it holds up under the East River? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5797 This subway sure is stuffed. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5798 I was thinking we could transition into "Hot In Herre" during the sermon on Satan...but it may be too on the nose with this instrument. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5799 This is not a sub I can get on board with. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5800 SUBWAYS HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HAND 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5801 Hey! Didn't I tell them to hold the tomatoes! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5802 Now that's advertising! 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5803 I thought this was the rye. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5804 I liked the movie where he fought Godzilla the best. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5805 Terrorists have been threatening to blow up the subway for years, but I never thought I would see it happen. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5806 Talk about a graveyard train.... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5807 So admiral, is this really the sub museum you had in mind? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5808 That was freaky fast! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5809 Where’s pizza rat when you need him? 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
5810 Don't go! It's a delicious trap! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5811 Baby Boomers enter the phase of virtual memory 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5812 Well, I'll certainly end up with a bigger caboose. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5813 Let's take the red line. It has more ketchup. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5814 Well, going to any lengths to be a subway hero... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5815 With this new subway you can sandwich a visit to the grocery store between your two jobs! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5816 There's no such thing as a free lunch 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5817 Must be a nuclear sub. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5818 hope you're hungry 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5819 Let’s wait for the low carb express. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5820 So this is the Subway! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5821 No, we need to get on the tuna salad 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5822 I said no tomato! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5823 It's a small world. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5824 I can't believe fares have gone up to five dollars. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5825 You know the government always goes with the low bid. Subway Sandwich Shops bid one for the city's new subway. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5826 I always take the Italian Combo Express to Flatulence-bush. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5827 Yeah I see it too,,when did this city get so corny?" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5828 New York is my kind of town, but this is really too literal 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5829 The mayor said we'd have the foot-long by next summer. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5830 Subway to Hell 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5831 Sitting in the "eat fresh" car has been getting a bit messy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5832 Maybe we should go to Subway to catch the subway? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5833 I don't like mozzarella. Let's take the next train. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5834 Did you order a Subway? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5835 Let’s wait for the next one with extra cheese. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5836 Is this the subway with or without the provolone? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5837 I told you the rats could get things running on time 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5838 'Vote Cynthia Nixon for better puns.' 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5839 The Metropolitan Transit Authority is funding enhancements through advertising. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5840 I fear this will sound redundant, but... 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5841 ...and the new Burger King is in a Palace. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5842 I'll take what's behind Door Number 3 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5843 The A-train, the BMT, or the Roast Beef Special? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5844 No, that’s the Express. We’re taking the Locatarian. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5845 The new meal train technology is weak on sanitation. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5846 Look at that sub-way over there. Lettuce hurry and catchup. Onion glad I saw it. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5847 Not so weird really. They finally put the sub in subway. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5848 When asked for a sandwich from Subway, I was thinking of one of those above ground franchises. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5849 They can take away our democratic freedoms...but...they...can’t...take away our hoagies!!!! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5850 Maybe 'climate change' had a hand in this, too, darling? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5851 New Italian Subway. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5852 THEY CALL IT THE 'MOBY DICK' 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5853 Yo. How is this a pun? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5854 They found it in the stomach of a fossilized dinosaur, but no one has been able to explain it. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5855 We have to chew our own doors again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5856 - "Hey honey, are you sure this is the right train?" *sniffs* "Yeah, smells right to me." 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5857 It’s a $1M Genius Award solution that will “repair and replace aging train cars and expedite the rollout of more modern amenities to the subway system.” 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5858 "Let's wait for the train with no mustard. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5859 When everything is bigger than your stomach. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5860 I heard next month is the debut of the NRA sponsored train. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5861 In an alternate universe, the revolutionary hoagie-loop provides efficient and delicious intra-city transport. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5862 These corporate promotions are getting out of hand. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5863 Uh- oh I think we’re between a rock and a hard roll 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5864 It makes no stops, though... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5865 Hold on, Henry. Yup! It's definitely not gluten free. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5866 This is supersizing of eponymous proportions. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5867 We can transfer to the gluten free at Times Square. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5868 Where's the door? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5869 Well, this time of year I really prefer to wait for the next one. It's toasted. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5870 Don’t move. Could be our train; could just be mimicry to ensnare prey. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5871 ''Well, I guess they feel you can't fast forward this commercial!" 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5872 They say it's the biggest fast meal in the world! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5873 That's the third one in a row that hasn't stopped at this station. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5874 “This one’s a local; let’s wait for the whole wheat”. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5875 Let's wait for the Express Tuna 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5876 And the tokens are salt and vinegar flavored. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5877 I told him not to be a hero! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5878 This cross promotion is really getting old. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5879 This sub is always fully loaded. Let's wait for the M. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5880 Is that the express or the local? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5881 Well finally we don't need a ruler to know that it is a "foot long" 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5882 I don’t think this one’s going to Coney Island! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5883 The marketing department calls it the hero series. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5884 Let’s take the express to Flushing. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5885 I don’t know why it’s in color, Karl! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5886 Let's wait for the bread line. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5887 The gluten free train should be arriving in the next five minutes. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5888 I guess the franchise is expanding. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5889 It requires an all-you-can-eat fare. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5890 Dear, that coupon was a great deal, but we should have got the buy one get one free instead. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5891 Wait, we'll take the next kosher sub 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5892 Maybe today is the day you’ll meet someone nice on Grinder. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5893 I sure doesn't smell fresh. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5894 I’ll have to catch the next one, I’m gluten free. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5895 It's like the scene in The Wizard of Oz, where the door opens and Dorothy steps into a colorful world of big sandwiches that magically don't have rats. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5896 “I guess they’ll be making a stop at “Subway” on Lexington! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5897 Too meta? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5898 Well, it is the Subway. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5899 $5 foot-long just got a lot more expensive. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5900 It's an improvement. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5901 I'll wait for the Express. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5902 Let's wait for the next one, I'm not big on salami 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5903 I can't wait to see the Coney Island express! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5904 Oh yuck, sesame seeds. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5905 Wait. That one's going to Canarsie. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5906 Now if you ask me, that ad campaign has gone too far! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5907 This is a unique opportunity to engage with aggressive rail advertisement. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5908 I didn't know Paul Bunyon was in town getting takeout. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5909 I'm headed to Flatbread. I can drop you at Monterey Cheddar if you like ... " 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5910 He was a real hero. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5911 For once it's on time! This train is always deli-d. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5912 Let’s wait for the next one; I’m a lacto-vegetarian. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5913 Tie-in? Rats, drunks, exhibitionists? By the time it gets to the Bronx, it will be inedible. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5914 honey, Lets us go some place else for dinner 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5915 Quarterback. Cheerleader. Stoner. 50th Class Reunion. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5916 Salad Days - gone, but not forgotten 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5917 I always feel so sandwiched riding the train. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5918 Subway sandwich, undoubtedly. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5919 I said 86 the sandwich 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5920 Told You! Facebook knows we always end up eating a Hoagie Sandwich when we go out together. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5921 Hold on, let's wait for the Express. It's freaky fast. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5922 This is nothing. You should see what they do with the foot longer. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5923 Holding out for a hero was a good thing! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5924 Average Americans trying to form a question while watching the TV show Jeopardy! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5925 Oh, dear. We've missed the eggplant parmigiana! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5926 Geez, the metro designers are getting really creative these days. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5927 Godzilla's leftover lunch? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5928 I knew you were anxious to binge after 6 months on that paleo diet, but I think this is overboard George! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5929 That explains why there’s no line. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5930 It usually shows up with a pickle. So let's hurry inside 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5931 Let's take this one...literally. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5932 If Russia - or some other entity - is hacking The New Yorker’s website, why is the White House waiting so long to act? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5933 Talk about manspreading! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5934 Even better. They have a giant bucket of KFC in the lobby. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5935 How about Subway and a movie? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5936 It's obviously their franchise promotion, Clever! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5937 That sub is in the way. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5938 The Hoagie convention is in town. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5939 The six-inch is much more maneuverable. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5940 That was the first name they thought of. But evidently it was already taken. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5941 Do you believe the giant was real in, "Jack In The Beanstock"? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5942 This is the All-You-Can-Eat-To-the-End-of-the-Line car. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5943 The A train is always so packed with vegetables this time of day. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5944 It must be the 4.99 footlong to little Italy. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5945 This typical New York transit - Everybody squeezed in like a Subway Sandwich! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5946 Let's just take the local. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5947 Smells like feet 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5948 I only ordered the large size. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5949 Do you think they serve food on this train? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5950 It is too It's really too much bread. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5951 Do you think they put salami on it? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5952 Maybe it would actually cost $5 if there were no in-your-face advertising... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5953 Let's Go Billy. The Sub Way is here. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5954 What were you expecting....Gluten Free? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5955 "Quick! Call Pizza Rat! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5956 And me without my napkin. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5957 Its called the unfathomable hero 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5958 I meant to tell you, Junior will be home for dinner. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5959 Let’s wait for the next one. I’m a vegetarian. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5960 Talk about your Subway! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5961 I think we better wait for the next one. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5962 This one goes to the guts of the city 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5963 At least it arrived on time! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5964 I"m so tired of Damien Hirst. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5965 sup? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5966 Just get on. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5967 Is there no gluten free option? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5968 It’s the new commuter train, for people who have to eat as they ride. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5969 Am I hallucinating? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5970 We’ve got a huge rat problem. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5971 Looks like someone's having a party and they ordered the special. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5972 It's faster than street tacos in this traffic 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
5973 I never thought I would miss Jared. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5974 Looks like a certain sandwich chain is now promoting a quarter miler. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5975 That's odd, I thought this was where you caught the bus. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5976 Would you call that a hoagie or a grinder? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5977 We better wait for the gluten-free special. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5978 Honey, I told you to go light on the mayo. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5979 Attention, because of construction... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5980 Once “Pizza Rat” hired an agent - the offers started rolling in! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5981 That’s the thing in the USA. Everything has to be bigger and better! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5982 New York never looks as good as it does in the commercials 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5983 I thought that you didn't want peperoncini! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5984 They're trying to save money by subcontracting. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5985 But the guide book says real New Yorkers take the Sabrett! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5986 I knew it was the subway, but... I'm not hungry right now. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5987 Wait. It's not gluten free. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5988 Let's wait for the meatball. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5989 Wow honey, New York really is full of Italians. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5990 The No.12, ready to depart to Toastville. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5991 I thought "Subway Bites" meant something else. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5992 Let's open a sandwich shop named 'Subway' to honor this miracle. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5993 Hey, I'll take a prompt sandwich over a late train any day. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5994 Jared could have found a better escape vehicle. 1.1667 0.06793 60 54 2 4
5995 Looks like the MTA has started offering a 30 minute delivery guarantee 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5996 The diet express is due next. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5997 #throwback2pm 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5998 It's the City's latest rat eradication plan. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5999 Clever prank, but easier than if this were called the arby. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6000 Looks like they have made a meal of it again. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
6001 There's going to be a lawsuit over the use of a subway car that looks like that. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6002 Some captions just write themselves. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
6003 We stopped subscribing to the news. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6004 I told you I didn't want to take the Subway. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
6005 Italian beef should be coming along. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6006 It may be substandard, but at least it has plenty of meats. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6007 I said, "let's use the subway dear, not let's go to Subway." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
6008 No onions on the local. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6009 ... and a Diet Coke. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6010 I guess our train is at the sandwich shop. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6011 It is the healthy way to travel, honey. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6012 Let’s take the next train, I don’t like the snacks on this one.... 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6013 Yes, but is it gluten free? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6014 Just my luck, a giant sandwich is eating people under the city, and here I am without a sonic screwdriver! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6015 Damn, someone's sandwiched us in again. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6016 I’ll tell you again. If you use mayo, it’s a sandwich. You use oil. It’s a hoagie. This, my friend, is a one helluva sandwich. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6017 On the express line, you have to have your order ready. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6018 Let's wait for the one with meatballs. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6019 I wonder if I can get a six incher. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6020 When the MTA went on strike, they hired nearby Subway workers to take their place. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6021 My God - those sandwiches really are subways! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6022 They say it's from Goliath's lunch. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6023 Wait 'til you see 'hero rat.' 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6024 The seats are a little crusty, but lunch is provided. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6025 We can finally get properly sandwiched. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6026 Thailand has their Sleeping Buddha but we have this. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6027 Let’s wait for the next one, I hate pepperoni. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6028 WOW, AMERICA!!!!! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6029 Is there no gluten free option? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6030 First manspreading, now this? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6031 I think I'll wait for the cappacola. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6032 Yikes, they're running too many specials! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6033 They must have a great marketing budget. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6034 Let's order one for our wedding reception and guests. Anne Desmond 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6035 I guess he didn't make a mistake when he texted that he'd "meat" us at 14th Street. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6036 " Honey! No need to stop for lunch! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6037 The garbage trains have been beautified--sort of. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6038 I didn't know they made them that big! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6039 Do you think it's gluten free? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6040 Must be one of their bright ideas for when the"L" train is shut down for repairs. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6041 The gluten-free will be even more crowded. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6042 Don’t be a hero and try to sandwich your way into the subway. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6043 What came first, the sandwich or the train? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6044 Lucky us, its a local ! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6045 We can take this to the stop for the hot air Blimpie ride. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6046 Now, with the Subway acquisition of Metro Transit, we can eat the train or at the next station. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6047 Oh they have whole wheat now 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6048 This train is now making local Deli stops. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6049 It's all part of Digestion Pricing. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6050 Bob, I think this one's faster than the 1 Train 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6051 First they gave us Jared Fogle...now this. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6052 Let's wait for the next one. I'm trying to go gluten free 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6053 There it is, Jim, the subway to Metaphor Junction. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6054 Now I understand why they lowered daily ticket costs to $5.00 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6055 Well, maybe...Is it really the special of the day? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6056 That's the Revenue Train on its way to Canal Street. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6057 Uh-oh, it looks like the subway has turned into a hoagie! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6058 They ordered the new subway cars and lunch at the same time.... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6059 This is just a Local from Discomfort to Heartburn. I’m waiting for the Express, it goes straight to Food Poisoning. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6060 She looks so young 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6061 Yes, Philadelphians really do call it "The Hoagie-Way" 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6062 These marketing stunts are getting out of hand. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6063 Subway a la Subway ! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6064 Could use some mustard. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6065 Is that why they call it a subway... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6066 That's not the subway I wanted 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6067 It's starting to go off. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6068 When is your brother coming? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6069 Not our train. That's the IBS # 2. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6070 Watch out for the guys swinging from the salami between stops. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6071 It’s $5 for a limited time only—until the train arrives. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6072 This must be that Subway pop-up I read about on Eater. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6073 Just wait for the pickle. It’s the real dill. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6074 Goddamnit, pastrami again? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6075 Well, it is the Subway. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6076 'Makes me want to defecate' 1.1607 0.07106 56 51 1 4
6077 Is that the new Friday special? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6078 They say Subway is faster than the trains, it's the extra mustard. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6079 This is exciting, I have never been to a submarine launch before. Where is the bottle of champagne? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6080 Ham? I was hoping for tuna. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6081 The #6 inch subway has arrived for feeding. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6082 No fries? 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6083 When they said the new subway cars would be environmentally sound I expected more. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6084 I’m not sure,...this the subway or is this Subway? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6085 The BMT must come next. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6086 Did we mean to take the literal line? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6087 Did we take a wrong turn and end up in the Subway factory? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6088 This subway doesn’t smell so bad 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6089 Subway, shmubway. Let's eat! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6090 Arts-In-Transit? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6091 Try not to forget...we parked by number 14. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6092 ...and you haven't changed a bit? You look as young you did back then... 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6093 Hipster memory tests. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6094 First World Issues! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6095 I saw Bromberg in Massachusetts." "I did, too." "He's Jewish, you know. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6096 Is that what the mean by a subway? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6097 I told you to stop using apple maps, Terry. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6098 Do you think it's toasted? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6099 Next time ... don't choose the catered car to travel in! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6100 No, I ordered the 6-inch with a cookie. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6101 It's Jeff's lunch. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6102 This is how we roll! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6103 The onions are being held by the dispatcher at this time 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6104 Subway's in the subway now? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6105 I think I picked the wrong day to start my diet. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6106 Where's Jared when we really need him? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6107 Eat the whole thing dear, remember how many Chinese don't even have one. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6108 They say he has one for lunch every day. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6109 ...and it's reasonably priced. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6110 I missed the deadline for the radiator organ cartoon, so I'm hoping this one is too good to resist: "Can you turn that thing all the way up so the congregation will know what hell is really like?" 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6111 It's a test to see if the train comes before the rats eat it. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6112 Yes, they serve lunch on the 12:40 downtown. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6113 Is it Kosher? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6114 I'm hungry. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6115 We are going to need more tokens for the third rail toasted special. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6116 Is EVERYTHING for sale? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6117 Well, they said they would deliver a huge surprise. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6118 Ant Acid, hurry along.... 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6119 I said no lettuce! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6120 Are you sure this is the BMT subway? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6121 I'm surprised that more people aren't waiting for the 4:45 sub. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6122 Hey RUBEN; LETTUCE ride this PO-BOY uptown to the SUBWAY! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6123 Apparently the Mayor thinks armies of commuters also travel on their stomachs. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6124 Be careful, it might be a subway subway trap. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6125 I don't know about you but subliminal advertising makes me hungry. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
6126 They are taking this marketing promotion too far! 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
6127 When you said you wanted "a subway for lunch," I didn't realize you wanted a SUBWAY for lunch. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
6128 I thought blatant advertising was prohibited by MTA 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
6129 Did God make a sandwich so big even he couldn’t finish it? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6130 It’s the express straight to your thighs. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6131 I told you the wallpaper from Subway couldn't be used as a real map. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6132 It wasn't not-funny enough with the first caption? 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
6133 Wait for the next one. I told you, I'm on a new local-only kick. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6134 I prefer the CatBus to this 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6135 Is that a BMT or IND Special? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6136 We’ll be sandwiched. Let’s wait for the 12:28 Shawarma. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6137 It heats even better with profane repertoire 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6138 I found my new hero. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6139 This is a GREAT new ad campaign. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6140 I could have sworn this was the bMt. Line. I thought the bLt line started at 42 St. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6141 C'mon, let's walk--I am trying to lose a little weight. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6142 I am still waiting for the meatball one 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6143 It's the Subway local 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6144 I’m looking for a gluten free ride. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6145 Too 'touristy.' 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6146 I'm not hungry right now. Let's take the next. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6147 I'm hungry. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6148 Um, actually! This is a Roz Chaz drawing. Not a Michael Maslin cartoon. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6149 I guess they’re really going against the grain with this new schedule. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6150 The engineer went to Trump University! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6151 This is weird, but not as weird as that nuclear submarine sandwich we saw in the Atlantic. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6152 If that one isn't ours, we'll certainly be in a pickle. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6153 I think it was named after that pianist who wrote "Stardust" 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6154 I think we want the uptown salami.c 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6155 I love Subway 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6156 Foot-long special to uptown on platform 14 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6157 What happened to the 5 dollar foot long? 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6158 I don't even see the point when each year we break our OWN World record. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6159 I’m allergic to lettuce 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
6160 A cartoon -- it must be. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6161 Great advertising campaign! 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6162 Beats me, but I’m glad we didn’t choose Jimmie John’s. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6163 This is carrying ubiquity to the extreme. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6164 So that is what they meant with "going back to bread-and-butter business"... 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
6165 The Laphams can't wait for their first ride on the new subway. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6166 Honey...Can we eat our way to Brooklyn? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6167 Too many banana peppers. Let's wait for the next one. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6168 Franchising the system did speed it up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6169 It's a sub...............shall we ride it or eat it? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6170 This is the express, we want the gluten-free local. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6171 Honey, a foot long for every travel! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6172 It's his new Post-Mayonnaise installation 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6173 I threw away the monkey's paw after this one. I figured it would be hard to top. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6174 I never saw a subway train with a dining car before. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6175 On second thought, let's try Penn Station instead. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6176 I guess the Secretary of Transportation thought it was time to talk turkey. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6177 I knew things would be different when they added the Turkey Club line... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6178 The sourdough will be here in 3 minutes. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6179 Let's wait for one with Dijon mustard 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6180 Not what I was thinking when I heard Subway Subs was going public. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6181 In Boston they call it a grinder, so there's that. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6182 Let's catch the next one Seymour, this one doesn't look like it has any onions on it. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
6183 I just don't have the pepper for this commute today. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6184 Wait until they advertise with sandwich boarding. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
6185 Enough said. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
6186 I’m not that hungry. Let’s take the hot dog express, coming up next. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
6187 wait...I want the gluton free. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6188 Let's wait for the prune danish. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6189 Not another subway sandwich! Well, we might as well hop on, and have lunch, too. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6190 It’s a new concept ... Everyone eats the same thing buffet, You just walk past and grab some. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6191 This is what Subway is like now? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6192 Yeah, we should wait for the next one. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6193 So kids can eat breakfast and play roblox on the way to school. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6194 Wow, Subway really does have there own station. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6195 I wonder whar they're serving on the R line. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6196 Have you ever thought of opening a sandwich franchise because you relished the idea but ended up in a pickle? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6197 No surprise;the BMT is always late and packed; Mayor LaGuardia called it: the Bacon, Mayonnaise and tomato line! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6198 We're lucky; it's lunchtime. It'll be eaten by the time it gets uptown. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6199 The New Orleans po’ boy express, dressed. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6200 I am "Taking the Panera 1-2-3"! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6201 Too fast! I’ll take the local. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6202 I told you, don't bite off more than you can drive ! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6203 You know I'm a vegan. Lets wait for the Tofu local. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6204 It's our train, the Italian Combo to lower town. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6205 Did we pay the local fare? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6206 Where's the buyer? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6207 Maybe merging the New York subway with the Subway company will at least lower the number of complaints 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6208 Those must be the new low-sodium cars... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6209 Is that the one with the garlic parmesan crust ? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6210 Talk about 'on the nose'. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6211 I heard this is part of Subway's new mobile marketing campaign. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6212 first gluten-free subway sandwich 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6213 This is a pure example of Maximalism 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6214 Is today April 20th? 'Cause I've got a SERIOUS case of the munchies! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6215 Honey, cancel our reservations. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6216 Do you think the next station would have a turkey subway? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6217 Shall we get on, or wait for the next meal 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6218 SUBWAY is already here! ("SUBWAY" in shape of SUBWAY logo, the sandwich store) 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6219 That's odd... I thought this was the commuter rail. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6220 This one looks filled. Let's wait for the Gyro Express. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6221 No wonder the MTA is so bloated. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6222 It's an express to the Canyon of Heroes. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6223 You guessed right Hon. Trompe l'oeil really does mean big sub sandwich. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6224 Ham?! I thought the budget would at least have room for turkey. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6225 They forgot the pickles. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6226 No way we are getting in that! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6227 What I'm dreading is the hoagy rat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6228 Oh no, this one is running express to my thighs. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6229 It might have layers. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6230 You remembered the mayo this time, right? 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
6231 How great corporate concepts begin 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6232 I know it’s been bad, but I didn’t realize transit has gotten this crumby 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6233 Or the grilled cheese; it's due in 3 minutes. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6234 Let's try to sit in onion. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6235 that last hymn really warmed me up. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6236 You would think that since they raised the fare to five dollars they would at least take care of the smell. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6237 Well what wonders have come from our faith, which at the best of times was indeed smaller than an a mustard seed! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6238 Jake, its going express to 4th and Onion. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6239 That was freaky fast! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6240 Looks like there's less mayo that way. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6241 Of course I think of you. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6242 Ugh, they forgot the mayo again. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6243 I hope the gluten-free option arrives soon. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6244 Can he really run for a third term? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6245 I think you were right, we should have taken an Uber. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
6246 Hold on babe, it's an express. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6247 So late at night and not even one seed. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6248 'We just missed the tuna roll up. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6249 Yes, I said 'Supersize it.' April Fools! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6250 Subway a store but it also a place 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6251 If they didn't hold the mayo we'll just wait for the next one. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6252 Say, Ahab, isn't that the great lite Hoagie you've been seeking? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6253 Back home we call it a Hoagie. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6254 Now this is a subway that i can dig my teeth in! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6255 My Goodness!! They shouldn't have hired that American company to design the new underground cars. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6256 Can we wait for the vegan one? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6257 Sure looks like Subway's Sandwiches knows how to advertise the " sub of the day" 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6258 Don’t worry, there will be another tuna salad in about two minutes. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6259 It's called the Zeppelin. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6260 That's the kind of hero you hope to see in the big city! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6261 It's this weeks special from Subway. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6262 Hoagy Carmichael‘s birthplace is near here. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6263 Do you think they packed sardines in this sub too? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6264 Don't get too close--it looks like a subterfuge. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6265 That’s the E train. It stops at every deli on 8th Ave. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6266 I believe we are witnessing a hostile takeover! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6267 It was bound to happen. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6268 Well it is a sub way 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
6269 The Trump Fan Club monthly meeting. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6270 So that's what all those commercials are screaming about. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6271 Is that Subway going Express or Local? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6272 I never thought I'd miss that jared. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6273 They forgot the pickles. Send it back! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6274 Black Forest ham again? Let's wait for the Meatball car. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6275 we want to catch the lean express. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6276 I hope it's gluten free. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6277 Dingleberries. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6278 This is your idea of a submarine museum? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6279 What memories are like without Instagram 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6280 Any chance there’s a large diamond ring in there? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6281 I'm not waiting for another one. I can fit between the salami and the ham. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6282 And this Mildred is the World’s largest ever sandwich found in a Subway 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6283 MTA NYCTA BLT? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6284 Wait, I asked for a Subway Club on wheat. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6285 Revenge of the sandwich artists 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6286 I know bigger is better but c'mon. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6287 I shudder to contemplate the condition of this train when it reaches the end of the line. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6288 Can you imagine that dressing dispenser? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6289 Your punsters anonymous group must have set this up. Stay strong honey. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6290 See, there is truth in advertising after all 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6291 It'a the express to the Restaurant District. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6292 On second thought, let's call a taxi cob. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6293 A BIGGER, BETTER SUB! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6294 Good, maybe the rats will lose weight. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6295 Philly’s “ Sub-urban Station ” always disappoints , I was in mood for a cheesesteak . 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6296 Let's make sure we get off before Condiment Station. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6297 I heard them announce that this train would have $5, 12" seats available. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6298 Let's wait for the tuna melt. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6299 But they say it's not really gluten-free. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6300 We want the express—that’s a locavore. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6301 Is this what they mean by the "$5 footlong" 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6302 Smells like hoagies up in here. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6303 I like the Italian design of the new trains. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6304 Sure, very clever. A giant step for Subway advertising. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6305 test caption 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
6306 I'm afraid we're no longer the hero of our own tale. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6307 I’am not going to jump in front of that ! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6308 Isn’t that the No. 6? Wonder why it’s on the express tracks. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6309 I'd prefer to wait for the veggie sub, if you don't mind. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6310 Maybe they need to just bring back Jared. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
6311 Honey, I thought this was the tube. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6312 Take the BMI to the A train. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6313 Heirloom tomatoes, free-range turkey...and gluten free? Floor Hoagie. Oldenburg eat cake! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6314 Corporate sponsorship has gotten way out of control! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6315 Where are the cartoons? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6316 The next car is in the shape of an eighteen foot long rat and, as you can see, does a brilliant job of scaring away the tourists. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6317 No, honey, it's an express--we need the local. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6318 "Strange not to see any rats, isn't it"? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6319 Your attention please: the subway club packed with sardines has finally arrived. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6320 The pizza rat had nothing on this one. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6321 Well, during rush hour you can really get sandwiched in there. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6322 I wonder if we'll recognize him! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6323 Wrong Penn Station. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6324 Let's make it a meal. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6325 Why is there a hoagie in the subway? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6326 Wait...this is the Subway on 14th Street?? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6327 It’s the ghost train to the Carnegie Deli. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6328 The rats went gluten-free. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6329 Is that a sub, a hoagie or a hero. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6330 ...It's no wonder why the rats are demanding condiments. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6331 B'tcha you can't eat the whole thing! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6332 No, it’s a subway car, Hoagie. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6333 It's a submarine attack. Don't play hero! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6334 I know you're hungry, but the Pastrami Line won't get us to the Civic Center. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6335 I want to see what the Wendy's Twitter guy has to say about this. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6336 Is that the subway Subway sub? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
6337 The franchise is saving on their electric cooking bill by tapping into the third rail. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
6338 The Burping Club 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6339 Group Therapy at the Pre-Alzheimer's Club. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
6340 Don't worry. It's just a warm up. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
6341 Lordy Lordy! but delivery was free. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
6342 Have your train and eat it too. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
6343 Just in from Italy. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
6344 Cross marketing has really gotten out of hand. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6345 The New York Taims 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6346 Wait, does this one have salami and pickles? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6347 I always knew the passengers were baked but this is ridiculous. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6348 Yikes, even the MTA is doing Share-a-Plate. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6349 See the salami? That’s the local. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6350 I know it's not vegan, but can't you make an exception just once? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6351 That must be an atomic submarine. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6352 I'd love to take a bite out of that! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6353 Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6354 "I guess they came up short on the budget". 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6355 Smart subway pub ! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6356 I told you the subway would be ham-packed. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6357 There must be 'subway' in. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6358 I’m telling you, you’ve gotta try this new sub 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6359 Can I get the box car without a pickle? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6360 It is a shelter built for Kim Jong Un’s bomb threat. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6361 I heard the city was trying to make the subway more attractive to ride. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6362 Each sandwich is getting much larger in this exhibit and we still have ten to go. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6363 Branding has officially jumped the shark. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6364 Hey Jared, How much do ya think that sub weighs ? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6365 That reminds me: I'd like to go to the Submarine Museum. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6366 Do you think it gets a discount to ride the "subway"? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6367 They were right. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6368 This is as good as it gets I fear when one flunks out of Hogwarts. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6369 Let's take the subway express uptown. It's fast and vegan. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6370 I can still remember when he was just a sandwich. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6371 No. You didn't just see the Hamburglar. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6372 Is that the Grand Central with Cheese line? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6373 One or two? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6374 Now there's my real hero 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6375 Looks like the MTA is in a branding war. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6376 I guess the MTA hired Dentsu Aegis for the new ad campaign. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6377 The wrapped Vinyl really makes the car look like a giant sandwich. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6378 It's a real subway sub. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6379 For once, your eyes are smaller than your stomach. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6380 Ooh! This one is toasted! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6381 I knew subway’s had Subways. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6382 Well it is lunchtime. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6383 I think this naming rights craze has gone too far. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6384 No wonder there are so many obese person a round! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6385 Uh-oh. Ahab's on the next train. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6386 It looked so much bigger on the television. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6387 High School reunion of LSD users. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6388 Yeah - well I don't think it smells like that at all. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6389 Millennial Alzheimer's 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6390 If you can't get seeded, you will have to stand. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6391 They say it was captured in a subterranean cave. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6392 Because of all the graffiti, they painted the subways to look like ..... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6393 Our subway cars are manufactured in Italy. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6394 At least this Subway throws in chips and a soda with every 5th ride 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6395 I don't think my diet pills are working. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6396 Do you think 3D printers include food? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6397 Oh that's not ours. That's the Po' Boy Special. We're waiting for the Grinder Express. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6398 It runs on Hype 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6399 Yeah, I get it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6400 This car's not headed to Chinatown. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6401 The pigeons are gonna love the new subways system. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6402 I've misunderstood... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6403 This must be that Slow Food movement I've heard about. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6404 "Subway, Eat Fresh." - Pizza Rat 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6405 Is that the 6 train or the Salami Express? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6406 The plaque will say, "At least everyone can agree on Subs." 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6407 This club car must go to Trump Tower. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6408 May be a brand's attempt at under-street cred but I'm not getting into it. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6409 Only the gluten-free dieters escaped the sandwich that ate the New York subway. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6410 This fast-casual dining trend is getting a little out of hand. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6411 I said footlong, not furlong. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6412 I sure hope they held the oil and vinaigrette. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6413 I thought the Crosstown Line was Chicken Parm today. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6414 The next picnic-bound Sub train is now arriving. The following picnic-bound Potato Salad train will depart in approximately 9 minutes. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6415 Did you tell them to hold the mayo? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6416 Maybe we should take the local. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6417 Look at the bright side of things. Instead of buying naming rights from the Transit Authority, what if they had bought naming rights from the Navy! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6418 Wow! Pizza Rat must be having friends over? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6419 Well it's better than the 1 train. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6420 piss sandwich 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6421 Guess who's sponsoring THIS train. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6422 I have a sudden urge to grab lunch at 'Subway.' 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6423 The rats are eating fresh these days! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6424 You gotta admit, great marketing campaign! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6425 We'll catch the next one. This one is too sandwiched. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6426 I'd thought it was because their meat came from the subway. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6427 Jared! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6428 This is the express train... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6429 I’m torn on how my trainer would feel about this. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6430 Remember when it was still the Five Dollar Footlong? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6431 I told you we should have taken a cab. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6432 I've heard of a Subway sandwich but this is ridiculous! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6433 You go ahead. I've been trying to go gluten free. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6434 It’s called a “SUB-WAY” 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6435 Look! I thought this is a taxi stand, but a subway is here. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6436 Off peak service is always substandard 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6437 It's the little things that gel into nostalgia. And wouldn't you know, there's our pastrami on rye. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6438 Party time! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6439 Public transit in Literal Italy. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6440 The next stop on this train: 14th Street and Onion Square 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6441 Surprised? You're kidding, right? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6442 I thought we had reduced-fare passes! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6443 It is very fast, but not so fresh... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6444 Budget cuts are worse than I thought! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6445 Do you think we should say something? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6446 That’s some next-level marketing. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6447 Let's get on between the lettuce and the ham, but watch out for the mayonnaise. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6448 It's all in your subconscious. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6449 I told you this line takes us to lunch... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6450 Yeah, but wait 'til you take a look at the F-Train. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6451 I would have expected sardines. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6452 Look, here comes the condiment cart. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6453 Rats, the 3:10 to New Delhi is loaded! 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6454 When he goes for round two and the sperm from last round are just looking at it 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6455 I hope we can get a seat amidst all of that manspreading salami. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6456 It's product placement for a new movie. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6457 Can’t quite wrap my mind around what the sharing size would look like. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6458 When they said "express sandwich" I imagined premade. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6459 It’s part of the Subway my way (tm) campaign rollout. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6460 Let’s wait for the hoagie. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6461 I believe that's what they call a whale of a sandwich. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6462 No, not that one, that's the Pickle Train to Nowhere 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6463 I told them I wanted it toasted! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6464 "WOW! This is SOME Automat! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6465 I guess we can sit on the top if the bread is fresh and soft. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6466 It would have been less trite if they had used a Patty Melt. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6467 I don't think this one stops at Margaritaville. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6468 Quick call your uncle Paul. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6469 They're replacing Confederate hero statues with a salute to the All American Hero sandwich. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6470 Is that Jarred on the other platform? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6471 Hurry Mary, I don't want to miss the Five o'clock, Five o'clock, Five o'clock Footlong! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6472 Oh look, honey. Our lunch has arrived. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6473 Let's wait for the express. It's on whole wheat. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6474 I new they were opening a new subway...but this was not on the menu 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6475 I...I like it, but Southbound is more deconstructed. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6476 Hold on, I think we should wait for the drink and chips and get the combo. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6477 We can sit beside onions, not onion breath! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6478 Let's wait for the Local Cheese. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6479 I guess they took the "warm sound" thing literally... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6480 Just in case it's not a publicity stunt, where would you like to sit? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6481 He took the tuna and swiss east, instead of west. So, he should be here in 5 minutes. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6482 Do you remember Jared? I wonder what happened to that guy. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6483 Millennials reminiscing at their mid-afternoon lunch reunion. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6484 Looks like it's going to take workers ages to clear this back-up. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6485 It's consumed everyone who tried to eat a portion and still keeps saying "Feed me." 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6486 Meanwhile, at the Screen Addiction Rehab Center 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6487 Well, that's convenient. A subway on the subway. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6488 I never ride, I just come down here for the fresh scents. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6489 Our train is the Italian Herb. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6490 Remember dear, I have GERT. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6491 It's a B.C. building. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6492 I'm greatly encouraged by these new brain exercises. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6493 The self afflicted dementia club at their first informal meeting. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6494 The Millennial Memory Syndrome Support Group. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6495 Those were the glory days. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6496 Alarming symptoms seen in never Trumpists. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6497 I’ve heard of interactive advertising... but this is really over the top! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6498 As heard at the medicinal marijuana clinic. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6499 One hour into nor’easter number three 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6500 The grass is always greener in the memory of salad. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6501 Two hours-that's an eternity! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6502 After this let's do a thirty-minute nostalgia about our two-hour nostalgia. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6503 That one has peppers...we'll wait for the next one. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6504 Oi-vey! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6505 You just had to order the 14 foot. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6506 Fresser's delight. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6507 After constantly failing so many customer satisfaction surveys over the years, the Metrorail system really tried to turn things around to gain back its riders' trust... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6508 Union hoagie 2 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6509 Didn't I tell you this wasn't uptown? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6510 After leaving Willie's tour bus. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6511 Nice product placement. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6512 that is the second biggest sandwich I have ever seen. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6513 It's the new meta sandwich. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6514 No, that's not why it's called a sub... 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6515 I don't like these onions. We'll take the next one. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6516 This looks like a trap. 1.1373 0.06871 51 47 1 3
6517 Later that afternoon they all cherished the good old days on the sofa. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6518 Is this why there's a toy train in by shopping bag? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6519 I'd prefer a burger 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6520 i didnt order this and i am not paying for it 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6521 Proving false once and for all the age old saying “The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humour in it” 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6522 Remember when you could ride the subway and not think of pedophilia? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6523 According to the plaque, the hoagisaurus was once the biggest threat to mankind. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6524 Want to take the bread line? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6525 No, thats 4:15 Hoagy too Salami Ville, we're waiting on the grinder. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6526 Send it back. I ordered meatball. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6527 I don't think anyone expected this type of expansion! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6528 He said that it's a reality study, and there’s a real thick slab of rump roast that’s been in there too long. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6529 "With chips and a drink, it could be a meal". 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6530 Let’s wait for the express. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6531 It's always loaded up when the Yankees are playing at home. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6532 Do you think thinks this stop near the Met? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6533 I think the rats are going gluten-free. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6534 Dam, I forgot my 5 bucks. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6535 I prefer vegan subways. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6536 Yeah, have dinner while travelling out to Brooklyn. Saves time, and money! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6537 It used to be sardines. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6538 Sure beats the soup line! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6539 It is a rather good 'sub'stitute from the normal rail lines. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6540 Maybe we should take the S train. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6541 If dat hoagie was a stogie we could stink up da joint. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6542 If it stays here much longer, I will have to take a bite 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6543 That sub is in the way. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6544 Looks like our train’s gonna be late. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6545 Looks like the BLT is running local again. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6546 Did you remember to ask for extra pickles? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6547 Let's take the express -- they've got Greek yogurt with fresh blueberries this week. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6548 That's a big-assed sandwich. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6549 The panini won? I was hoping for the clothes pin. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6550 They saved the Subway©. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6551 That graffiti is making me hungry. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6552 I wonder how they sandwiched That in There? Maybe they used Miracle Whip to slide it in? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6553 I'll have a ham and cheese to go. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6554 When the wisdom of a decision to stay home pays dividends...... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6555 Let's eat the local instead of the express. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6556 Do you suppose there's a candy bar in the middle of 5th Avenue too? 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6557 This must be what they meant by Keep Calm... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6558 Let's take the subway uptown. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6559 Let's catch the next one, I think Potbelly's made it." "But honey, we'll be late!" "It's ok, I'm a fast eater. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6560 If you eat it, it's gonna give new meaning to 'last exit.' 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6561 I prefer the old school style 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6562 Kevin, I think we’ve hit the synergy crisis. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6563 You promised pizza! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6564 I’m sorry dear. I know how irritable you get when there’s an outbound blockage. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6565 Were you surprised when they won the copyright infringement case? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6566 Well, at least the food arrived. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6567 Good, they've pastrami to go 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6568 I know you ordered the LARGE club car but this is more than I can handle 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6569 The long flight delays are bad enough, but having to eat only the dogs lost in cargo is abysmal. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6570 Nice to see that heroism hasn't derailed him! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6571 It's always a bit greasy on the bottom. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6572 Kind of a nice aroma but I still like the old model better. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6573 Toto, we're not in Kansas any more! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6574 It's a real slice of life. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6575 The top lifts up. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
6576 For some reason, I thought he meant an underwater craft. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
6577 This is MTA's answer to subway delays? Bite me! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6578 I don't like the new meta subway. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6579 Is it a No. 1 or 7, Hon? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6580 I’m waiting for the Chicken & Bacon Melt 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6581 Darling, let’s wait for the whole wheat. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6582 Synergy won’t get us uptown 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6583 Darling, they don't call it the 'tube' here, it's the 'hoagie'. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6584 This is the express?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6585 The guide book says that this subway is called the "Foot Long Lunch Express." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6586 Did you wash your hands? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6587 Gluten in the bowels, we should have known that was behind all of these delays 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6588 I know how much you hate mayo, so perhaps we should wait for the next one. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6589 They're taking this "locally-sourced" thing a bit too far, Norm. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6590 Where are my chips and drink? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6591 Its even jam packed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6592 It's big, but the bread's not the same. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6593 Cliché advertising. What next, humor? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6594 Each one seems to be packed like sardines. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6595 Oh look! It made it into the Carb exhibit! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6596 Did they banh mi from riding? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6597 Now that’s a blimp! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6598 Do you want to wait on the hamburger? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6599 Graffiti genre has come along way since the 70's. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6600 I was expecting the express! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6601 I wonder if it's one of the $5.99 specials ? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6602 Well, I guess the floating hoagie outside with 'Goodyear' printed across it makes a bit more sense. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6603 That's where all the money went! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6604 Rarebit it's not. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6605 UGH! Not again, MTA! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6606 Is that sub way out? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6607 The vegan trains don't appeal to me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6608 It always comes with too much hot pepper spray. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6609 Did you order an Uber Subway? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6610 Let's wait for the next one......it smells even better 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6611 ok, so I’m guessing this new Subway advertising campaign is really working for the rat customer base. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6612 I think it's missing an inch. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6613 Nowadays you have to bite your way in 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6614 I that the gravy train? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6615 Yes. It’s a nice place to visit ... but I wouldn’t want to live here. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6616 Could that be the expedited express to Groton? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6617 Subway leaving on Track 14. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6618 The subway is hear, but where are the doors? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6619 Honey, let's do sub sandwiches for dinner tonight. Okay?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6620 You still think “the Zagat guide is the only guide we need in New York”? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6621 That can't be a Russian sub. I see the Virgin Mary in the mayonnaise. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6622 I can live with the Mets playing at Citifield but this is too much. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6623 Mr Trump made it for Mr. Meuller.! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6624 The rats need to be fed no matter what 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6625 They did say they were opening a large location at 14th street. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6626 Gen X through Z in therapy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6627 ADHDiet 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6628 What life would be like without fake news. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6629 If people had brains like goldfish. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6630 The Low Attention Span Millenials Reach Adulthood 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6631 Our organ donor got cold feet. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6632 The subway is here but there's no room to sit. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6633 I just don't like poppy seeds ... never have. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6634 Cuomo's funding a new program to feed the rats. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6635 Oh no. Not another Subway promotion. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6636 Since it is Lent, let's wait for the tuna sub. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6637 Harry, you do know that I'm a vegetarian? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6638 Its a transportation hero. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6639 I wonder how Mr. Ripley will describe this one? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6640 Finally, a furlong long! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
6641 It can't be any worse, surely. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6642 Do you think it comes with a side pickle? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6643 Its a Boring Way. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6644 When they tried to make the ride to New Jersey better, they kind of had a limited budget. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6645 Let's wait for the Big Big Mac. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6646 A cartoon in color? just not funny. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6647 I said that a 'subway' and a 'hero' are *basically* the same thing. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6648 Well...Philly is famous for its steak and cheese subs. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6649 woah, a big hoagie 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6650 It's still called a hero unless it came from Jersey. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6651 Looks like we'll be packed like sardines today. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6652 I thought you were taking me to dinner at the Subway sandwich shop... not to the actual subway! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6653 Look's like they have totally given up on the Clean Car campaign ! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6654 My brother-in-law in Orlando is seeing a Subway cartoon. If you decide to replace this cartoon, please reset the email addresses so you don't tell us we've already entered this week's contest. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
6655 Did you use an Italian cold cut token? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6656 President Musk solves world hunger. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6657 Let’s not take the E. It’s so literal. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6658 The mayonnaise on the tracks should have tipped us off. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6659 Sure, every motorman thinks he's a hero. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6660 I swear I didn't know it was running L-T. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6661 When you said “old style organ” I didn’t know you meant Steampunk. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6662 The choir had to go, but I can feel my toes again. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6663 Why the heroics -- can't they just make the trains run on time? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6664 It’s the subway you can chew on while you’re in transit for just little more money. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6665 Bob, before you take a bite, remember your gluten sensitivity rash. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6666 There is no graffiti, but at least it’s on time 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6667 Whew we made it 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6668 Its a transportation nightmare. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6669 Hold the mayonnaise. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6670 Product placement needs to be regulated 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6671 Which Jared did the government say they put in charge, the disgraced corporate stooge with all the legal problems or the one who lost weight? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6672 You really should start eating lunch. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6673 Siri directed us to the sub station, not the train station. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6674 This takes Subway to great heights. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6675 I told you we shouldn't have voted for that Bedelia woman. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6676 This is taking the old adage "walk and chew gum" to the extreme--"ride and eat sub"! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6677 Smells fresher than the last one! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6678 This subway looks cheesy 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6679 Well this better be the gluten-free vegan train. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6680 It’s an etymological lollapalooza! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6681 Honey, I never knew there were so many Subway Franchises in New York City. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6682 We should go and buy some apples... 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6683 Gee, do you think it's still only $5 a foot? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6684 I don't know why, but every time I ride this train, I want to stop at Subway for lunch... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6685 I told you, it’s the other kind of Subway. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6686 Maybe that's why SUBWAY named thier sandwich store after an actual residing sandwich. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6687 The city's new subway cars look scrumptious. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6688 I was hope no for a gluten free ride. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6689 Gee, it's the first time I realized that we're kind of colorless. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6690 wow, when they say super size they mean it. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6691 I didn't realize what supersized meant 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6692 Hold the pickles 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6693 It's okay Jared, we'll just get a cab. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6694 Where’s the meatball station? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6695 I think we should take the next one. This one doesn't look that fresh. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6696 Look, the green energy revolution is finally arriving. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6697 I said to hold the mustard! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6698 Seems like a fast way out of hungry town, but it makes a lot of stops. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6699 That's funny. I didn't hear anyone say Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6700 An artists impression of the police report seconds before Jack tried to eat his wife. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6701 So...what did we just eat? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6702 Did you know that muggers don’t like sub sandwiches? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6703 well, the destination on the front roll sign did say "cognitive dissonance". 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6704 I think that one is a local. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6705 Muffuletta? There’re the bomb! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6706 What the L is this? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6707 When they said the were offering lunch in the subway, I invisioned something a little different 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6708 The next train on Platform Five is to Sandwich, Massachusetts. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6709 I think they should call it Moby Dick. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6710 I suspected this all along, but I'm very surprised about onions on the side. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6711 That has “Carnegie Deli” all over it. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6712 Harold, your cholesterol! Wait for the Hold the Mayo car. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6713 Restrain your nibble reflex. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6714 I’m thinking Arby’s. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6715 Ride Fresh 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6716 I'm so hungry I could eat a subway! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6717 Since Jarred this place feels like a smelly subway. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6718 This one is going to the subcontinent. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6719 Let's wait for the express. It's meatball. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6720 well so munch for high speed rail. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6721 I'm waiting for a cheeseburger. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6722 I think I dropped my wallet at the sneeze guard. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6723 Another episode of backward thinking. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6724 They don't make them like they used to. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6725 How do they get bulk freight to look so tasty. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6726 Finally, a campaign promise I can get behind 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6727 Trains are a crapshoot. But, they do send down supplies. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6728 Nope. This is Cold Cut Combo. We need to wait for the Chicken and Bacon Melt direct. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6729 I've been reading that mayonnaise has become the third rail. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6730 Commodification gone too far. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6731 Where's e food truck? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6732 Subway® bought naming rights. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6733 Late again. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6734 So this why they names it 'Subway' . 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6735 I heard that I was taking the sub to work, but I didn’t know that meant this kind! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6736 Holy Cow! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6737 There's going to be more vomit on this train than usual. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6738 Honey, this is to promote the Godzilla movie. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6739 Let's clap, it deserves a hero's welcome. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6740 That? It must be the new Moveable Feast Train 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6741 The Earl of Sandwich would never believe this result: 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6742 Hold up - this is the local sandwich. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6743 It's just possible that they slightly misinterpreted the ailing subway's need for a "big hero".... 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6744 No, I'm sure this goes to the park. It says next stop Soylent Green. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6745 What do you think? As you as we can get to Times Square on it! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6746 Some sandwich shop is really overcompensating for that class action. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6747 Eat fresh? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6748 No Cheese? Let's take the local 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6749 Let's wait for the next one, hopefully less crowded, am on a diet! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6750 They forgot the mayo again. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6751 I preferred non-GMO. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6752 Be more specific in what you which for. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6753 A rebranding? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6754 I told Jack not to use the beans he got in exchange for his cow. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6755 Honey, that must be the train to Foot-Long Island City. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6756 The downside of the Mediterranean diet. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6757 No, that ride's for the 13 and under crowd. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6758 They say he lost it and destroyed the last facility due to too much mayonnaise and somebody holding the muenster. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6759 Sub-way train wrap-ed like a hoagie? I didn't think the Philly Special ran on this line! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6760 This subway is good. You can't rely on the F train any more. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6761 Hold up. We need the pickle train. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6762 Oh oh! The food-delivery system is getting out of hand." "Or if we take this 'train,' are we in danger of being eaten at the end of the line? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6763 Yes, that's a hoagie car, Michael. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6764 I ordered a hero from Subway 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6765 What next - you think the D-train will be late? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6766 $5?! The rates really have gone up! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6767 I'll never call it a hoagie again. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6768 Usually, I'm the one who's late for lunch. Today it's the other way around. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6769 This diet is getting a little weird! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6770 Shall we wait for the next one? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6771 Hoagie Dick now boarding on Track 14. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6772 I asked for a BLT not the BMT 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6773 It's been like this ever since they closed down the Quiznos. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6774 That's the special at Subway this week. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6775 Where's the veggie express? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6776 Okay, now I get it but I never want to go to Philadelphia! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6777 I ordered the 5 dollar football feild long. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6778 This is the best they can do since Jared, uh, had some trouble? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6779 What a colorful homonym you have. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6780 IT REPLACES THE FOOT-LONG--- 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6781 Cool it, I don’t see any hot peppers? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6782 Is it the Broadway Line? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6783 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6784 This must be the Moby with Mayo exhibit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6785 Cognitive Rehabilitation for former White House staffers. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6786 Live study demonstrates the effect of the extremely accelerated news cycle. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6787 That's so gauche. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6788 The 24 hour news cycle 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6789 Pre-Texting 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6790 I am so missing our three-hour sessions 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6791 A frightening glimpse of a world without Instagram 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6792 When the Facebook generation becomes middle aged. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6793 Another hobby suggestion for 10 minute breaks between video games. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6794 Nope... still a Tide ad 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6795 Pre-Alzheimer’s Anomalous meeting 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6796 A new reality show brought to you by Fox. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6797 Day-traders reunion 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6798 Cabinet alumni meet to reminisce. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6799 I told you we should have taken the Pizza Express! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6800 That'll move downtown as fast as it would though my gut. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6801 That’s the biggest submarine in the subways I have ever seen; but where’s the real subway train after all we didn’t come for lunch but a ride! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6802 It's time to dine and dash! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6803 Just don’t play anything too steamy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6804 That’s why I cannot skip the breakfast. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6805 We need hamburger control! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6806 It's the new Cabooselong. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6807 Who all live in the Yellow Submarine? ...Yellow Submarine...Yellow Submarine. 1.1250 0.07062 48 45 0 3
6808 I thought this was the BMT. Guess I got the M wrong. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6809 You think that an overstuffed sandwich is the best tactic for increasing subway ridership? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6810 I see capocollo -- it must be heading to Little Italy. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6811 The rats ate all the cheese 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6812 The ham will be dodgy, the lettuce will be limp and the roll will be past it's best. Remind you of anyone? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6813 It was supposed to be in the Hero's Parade. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6814 THAT'S not right. This should be the platform for meatball marinara. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6815 Wait for the next one. We'll be squished like sardines. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6816 Wow! Das Boot! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6817 Look Alfred! A 'Subway' in the subway! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6818 Can I take this hogie go Grand Central? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6819 I know you can get sandwiched in on the Subway but this ridicules. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6820 (Y), (U), and (M) Trains service this station. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6821 It's too full of turkey baloney - I'm waiting for the next one 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6822 So this is the new 2nd Avenue deli!!! 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6823 Now that's what I call overexpansion. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6824 That's the roast beef local, let's wait for the tuna express. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6825 Let's not take this one. I prefer the Ham and Swiss. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6826 It's the new design by the sandwich generation. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6827 In Boston we call them grinders, but they're pretty much the same. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6828 Stand clear of the closing jaws, please. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6829 This new Subway promotion for the 14-inch sandwich has gone too far, Dear." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6830 I'm not a Giants fan, myself. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6831 This is the quick fix that I'talian up in Albany campaigned on? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6832 It is supposed to go subterranean. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6833 In Boston, they call it the T. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6834 The train must be in Godzilla’s lunchbox. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6835 Hey! This must be the subway to Italy! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6836 Didn’t you say the subway to Brooklyn was gluten free.? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6837 I heard some guy named Ishmael got it off Nova Scotia. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6838 He went to Jared. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6839 I wonder if it goes to 125th Street? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6840 HA! It just hit me: THAT’S how that sandwich place got its name! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6841 It's caged! It must be alive! Does it bite? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6842 Another Black Forest Ham — how long are we supposed to wait for a Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6843 Now this example here is Pre-WWII, Germany. Note the inventiveness of the liverwurst torpedo tube. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6844 Way too big and crowded now, so let's take cab home for dinner. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6845 No, we want the train to Rye New York. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6846 Oh dear, big delays today. We better dig in, who knows how long we'll be here. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6847 I guess that says it all! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6848 For only a dollar more, you get a soda and chips with your trip. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6849 You can have the first bite. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
6850 This is a whole new line for the underground and we can select condiments at the next stop 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6851 We fixed the lull in the daily rush hours by introducing a lunch hour rush. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6852 $5 for the subway? this bites! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6853 Great graffiti! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6854 It's for when an under-river tunnel is flooded. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6855 I always thought it was just a homonym. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6856 Honey, I ordered a large subway sandwich to go, but I had no idea it would be delivered like this. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6857 Well, at least we’ve got a nosh while we wait! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6858 Let's wait for the uptown non-toasted express 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6859 Does this sub stop in little italy? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6860 He heard about it on ancestry.com. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6861 I usually catch the 5:10 meatball sub uptown. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6862 They are hiring too many homographiles at the MTA. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6863 No That's the R train. If it were the N train it'd be tuna salaf. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6864 Not this one -- we want the NRW, not the BLT. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6865 Yes, like Goldsworthy's work, it's ephemeral, but it appeals to all the senses. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6866 They use tunnel cheese. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6867 And you said the trickiest part would be figuring out which station to get off at. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6868 The public takeout system was a disruption waiting to happen. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6869 I guess we didn't notice that the 'Subway' sign had a capital 'S'. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6870 Your sandwich just arrived. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6871 Okay, we saw all of New York City. Where next? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6872 Last station. Coney Island. Subway exit. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6873 What's that hoagie doing in the Underground? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6874 The rats get bigger every year. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6875 At least it smells nice down here for a change. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6876 Want to get a bite to eat?99 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6877 Who knows, maybe outsourcing will work. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6878 My ticket says roast beef, but my stomach says turkey. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6879 Oops, Subway must have super-sized the super-sized foot-long I ordered 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6880 Let's wait for the express........it's got provolone. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6881 I told you we should have waited out lunch hour. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6882 It's' the fat boy express. Want to grab a nibble? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6883 Are any of you going to the ten-hour breakfast reunion? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6884 Sorry Danny...it appears God has reached a final judgment on your ‘experimental’ solos. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
6885 Woodstock reunion. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6886 it's amazing to me that no one at the new yorker cares that i created 'i love new york' and does not want to know the entire story.... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6887 Eavesdropping in the waiting room of long-term memory restoration clinic 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6888 Baby-Boomer waiting room at a marijuana clinic. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6889 The Rothman's catch up during a break in the news cycle. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6890 It's free if you can eat it all in one hour--otherwise it's $29.99 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6891 I think that's the BMT linep. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6892 I'm getting hungry 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6893 It wasn't cheap to build, but I hear the brand recognition is through the roof. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6894 Trump privatized air travel 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6895 Sadly, it was retired before the Nautilus went down. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6896 Do we have to wait for patrons to exit first? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6897 I still say some people overuse the term "literally". And it gets used in quite the wrong way most of the time... oh there's my sandwich now. See you.... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6898 Trumpwich? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6899 Certain celebrities would probably call that a fast conveyance to fitness. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6900 Did you order that? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6901 Can we get eat and ride without mayo? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6902 It looks like an island. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6903 ...not part of the Subway® diet program 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6904 We’re ready now, to welcome the homeless 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6905 Will it take us to Flushing? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6906 Is Jared really worth taking the Subway for? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6907 Clever advertising but I wouldn't eat one! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6908 Is there still a Jewel grocery nearby? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6909 I pray they've scraped off the mayo! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6910 Good enough. Where’s the bag of chips and soda? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6911 I guess sub action is better than none at all. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6912 Oh, gross it has pickles on it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6913 The Cogans agreed: psilocybin had nothing on their gluten-free diet. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6914 See, this is what happens when you send Jared to jail. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6915 You can lick your lip, the tariff is yet to be displayed. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6916 That's not vegan. Let's wait for the next one. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6917 I didn't know Subway opened a branch down here! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6918 Social Media Rehab 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6919 Now I have to wonder what the Sandwich Islands will look like....cannabis has changed my life. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6920 I wonder if he got the early bird rate. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6921 Finally modern art that expresses - "Ho-ho hoagie". 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6922 Hold on, we’re supposed to be at station thirteen. I knew something here didn’t make sense. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6923 This one smells a lot fresher than usual 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6924 The special runs from 8 a.m to noon, daily. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6925 Wait a minute! Is this the uptown hoagie or the downtown grinder? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6926 This is what you get when you devolve into a society where every week is Infrastructure Week and every day is National Generally Liked Food Day. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6927 Platform 14 is bread ahead 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6928 A Damian Hirst. Mm, back on track. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6929 At least Mayor Garfield cancelled Mondays. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6930 Brilliant! Why didn’t they didn’t think of it sooner! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6931 In training, but still chicken to let go of the pollo. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6932 This time try and keep some cheese between you and all that gluten. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6933 I thought the saying was ,"take the subway to the hero shop" 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6934 It must be the last run of the 5:50 special out to Trenton 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6935 Do we get charges for sharing? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6936 I always wondered how they came up with the name for the restaurant. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6937 Have here or to go? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6938 I never knew this Subway was so Freaky Fast! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6939 All aboard on platform 14! The Midnite Special's on Rye with mustard---all aboard! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6940 I’ll take that one - to go. But hold the tomato. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6941 We killed our only hope to escape from here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6942 Good thing it's not double-meat. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6943 How do you feel about sardines? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6944 Typically mirages happen in the desert. Not for Bobby. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6945 I hope ours is the next one. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6946 We apologize for the delay, the carbs ahead of us have broken down. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6947 I knew this could happen when the subway merged with Subway. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6948 This one goes to Mato. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6949 Overeating guilt has turned to revenge nightmare. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6950 I can never get a seat on the BMT Broadway Line. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6951 Not only sun standard bur definitely not kosher. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6952 It's never this quiet during rush hour! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6953 I know we parked our car in space #14 for subcompact cars in the sub-basement of the parking garage, but somebody supersized our spot. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6954 Now I can have a good lunch on the go! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6955 I always forget -- is that a hoagie, a grinder or a sub? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6956 Jersey Mike's always loaded on the Red Line. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6957 Great! It's the 395 Salami special from the Bronx. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6958 This must be the new Subway reality show. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6959 For this Subway, it's "better ate than never." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6960 THAT'S one hoagie and a whale! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6961 I’ve heard it’s a little toasted from the tunnel fires. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6962 At least this way people will want throw themselves onto rather than under the subway 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6963 "I'm guessing some franchisee has gone rogue." "Some franchisee's gone rogue 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6964 In mythology class we learned a very different version of the hero's journey. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6965 I thought Hogwarts was platform 9 3/4 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6966 Finally, the Gluten Free Express. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6967 Late again! I blame the gluten. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6968 It must be another switch malfunction. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6969 This is not the subway I had in mind. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6970 Driverless, but lacks good taste. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6971 No, it’s definitely ‘hoagie.’ 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6972 No, it’s not the A train, it’s the B train for Bologna. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6973 No, it’s definitely a panini. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6974 Five dollars per foot is a terrible deal. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6975 Is your next stop my thighs too? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6976 Is this the gluten-free? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6977 New Subway Sub location? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6978 At least it's safer than the bullet train. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6979 You see, Subway could refer to either the underground train system or the sandwich shop. Hence, this delightful cartoon. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6980 Shall we wait for the meatball and cheese local or the Italian express? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6981 'Urgh, I hate Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Mondays...' 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6982 I thought foot-long was the largest size Subway offers. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6983 Since Jarred this place feels like a smelly subway. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6984 I'll wait for the Express. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6985 Some people call it a Hoagie but I've always called it a Grinder. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6986 It is very substantial 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6987 That should be enough for our party. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6988 Let's wait for 4:06 bialy 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6989 Let's wait for the next one. I'm trying to go gluten free this week. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6990 We're waiting for the Meatball line. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6991 Again not the real subway. Its the themed restaurant.......How are we ever going to get home? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6992 At least the Subway delivery is not delayed 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6993 Ugh, these aggressive marketing campaigns have got to stop. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6994 These kids today and their graffiti are out of control 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6995 Too easy. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6996 Let's eat it before it eats US! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6997 I thought they were running bagel schmears down this line on the weekends! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6998 Rye's here. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6999 Honey, let's wait for the next one. This one goes to Jared Ave. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7000 Long Island Yum Train 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7001 The Hall of Heroes isn't quite what I imagined, somehow. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
7002 “Jersey Mike’s American Hero Wall” Trump actually likes this entry the best! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7003 It's got to be the steroids. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7004 A giant hoagie in the subway is about as useful as a MTA transit train these days. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7005 I can't understand the announcement, but this is baloney. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7006 Too packed, let's wait for the next one. Dang MTA. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7007 Wistfulness 2.0 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7008 No...Way. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7009 Imagine all the pimentos. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7010 For some reason, suddenly I'm hungry for a subway sandwich, what are you doing for lunch? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7011 It makes no sense... it's short for 'submarine.' 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7012 Lettuce take the next one. It's okay if we meat Jared a little late. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7013 OMG! The rats have gentrified. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7014 ...and then we can take the sandwich to the theater tonight. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7015 Mayo, there is always a reason for an empty train. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7016 Great it is the food car from downtown. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7017 Special order for the crew of the U.S.S. Texas. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7018 At least these ones won’t freeze in the middle of the mass! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
7019 Recovering from amnesia isn't easy, but it can be done, with friendship. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7020 Trump-watching. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7021 Boomer Bombast 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7022 I say we have Pizza now! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7023 The amnesia club getting real about nostalgia, or so they think, maybe, possibly. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7024 Next: Two Hour Trivia. How many times has Trump lied in the last two hours? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7025 Another team building idea for food service workers. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7026 As if another caption or more text were necesarry 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7027 Quick, Ishy, text Ahab and tell him you need the giant sandwich picks. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7028 The prelude in 74 Degrees Farenheit was a smash 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7029 Haha, I get it. Its a sandwich, and it represents the dirt and sand which is always dirtying up our underground public transport. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7030 What, no gluten-free option? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7031 And this is the same shirt I wore. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7032 Sal, maybe we can fit in between the bologna and the limp lettuce. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7033 No, that's the prison train. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
7034 Damn experiential advertising. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7035 I don't understand either. I googled Subway sandwiches. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7036 Yup, this is a former BMT station. You won't believe what today's IRT trains look like! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7037 When they said "super-size" ... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7038 Yuck, is that the buffet car? I said we shouldn't have booked on line. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7039 It's the latest trend in co-locations. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7040 Let's wait for a less smelly one. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7041 I wouldn't have freaked if it wasn't so fast. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7042 I'm full. Let's wait for the local. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7043 The Subway is filling. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7044 They've really brightened up the Subway. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7045 Sally: "I dreamed of a small Italian Sub". George "Be careful what you wish for." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7046 Lets be thankful they didn't name it after the Titanic. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7047 Naw - too much gluten 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7048 ...not what I imagined when I said, "Super Hero." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7049 Wow! Forty-two foot submarine sandwich! I hope that is enough for Thanksgiving. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7050 Wouldn't you know they forgot the Mayo! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7051 Oh look, we didn't miss the 4:15 to Philly after all! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7052 We'll have to wait for the next one, this one's packed out. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7053 I've heard of publicity stunts, but this is ridiculous! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7054 No, you agreed - "Italian submarine lodged in the 14th floor" was worth a look... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7055 Back in the eighties you should have wished for a coke. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7056 Pre-historic antecedent to Subway's Italian 12" special. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7057 Commuter or condiment... you decide. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7058 Yet another subway! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
7059 From the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Sentimental Disorders. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7060 I knew, sooner or later, "Subway" would take their name literally! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7061 If that's our bus, I must be very hungry. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7062 Aging in Dog Years 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7063 You can buy it if you want, but don't order the combo. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7064 It's the new dining car. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7065 Does this one go to Brooklyn or Uptown? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7066 Mind the gap-peroni. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7067 We call them 'Hoagies'. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7068 Stan, is this the delectable BMT® or just bad hummus? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7069 I thought he only ate McDonald's. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7070 This one’s got mayo, I can smell it 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
7071 It’s my gyro! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
7072 Life, after deleting Facebook. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7073 That's the tomato meat ball, we have to wait for the salami and cheese. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7074 It looks good, but maybe there’s a lot of fat? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7075 Wow, a life sized version of Trump’s lunch. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7076 Well that's fine, I guess, but where are the other thirteen? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7077 HOPE THEY HELD THE MAYO ON THIS SUBWAY SANDWICH 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7078 I said I felt “funny” about taking the subway today, not “punny.” 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7079 At least no one will get hungry again. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7080 I knew a guy who rode that line twice a day for a year and turned into a pedophile. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7081 Things are different in Philadelphia! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7082 Their marketing department has seriously gone off the rails. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7083 Did I ever tell you you're my hero? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7084 Same old. Same old. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7085 A problem as old as time. The next one will be for us, I'm certain. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7086 Not a Subway wrap, I said it's a subway wrap. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7087 ... and what would it look like if we told them to ‘supersize’ it? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7088 Well, this gives a whole new meaning to dine and dash. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7089 I told you that our train would be late. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7090 Can you believe that used to be just a light lunch before we were down-sized? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7091 The Illuminati of Legalized Marijuana 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7092 So this explains the windmill in the Holland Tunnel. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7093 Unlike Southwest Airlines, you get a whole 12 inch seat to yourself... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7094 Look... it's the Arthur Avenue to Bensonhurst express. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7095 The hospital ordered one sandwich that will feed the entire staff delivered. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7096 Munchies used to fit the carry-on luggage restrictions before the new pot laws took effect! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7097 Slow down that's a lot of dough. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7098 Attention: The next sandwich will be along in ten minutes - maybe, 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7099 I think we should wait for the gluten-free express. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7100 I fantasize that I’m dining on the Orient Express. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7101 So that’s why they raised fares to $5.00. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7102 Oh, perfect, this should send us straight to the nearest bathroom. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7103 It’s an expressimo. Next stop is Bay Ridge. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7104 Well, in Boston I just take the T... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7105 Not much room; lets wait for the next one. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7106 I was hungry 10 minutes ago 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7107 Supersized has gone underground these days. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7108 My eyes WERE too big for my garage! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7109 A trip down Short Term Memory Lane 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7110 AmTrak hero? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7111 Was this one out of Thump Flat or Clang Sharp? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7112 The only thing lower than this station is that joke. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7113 This must be the new Q train...for Quiznos 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7114 Kinda makes you hungry, doesn't it? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7115 I don't get it- why a giant grinder? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7116 I’d go for this, especially if I was drunk at the end of the night 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7117 They say the driver's name is Reuben, and the guard is Sloppy Joe. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7118 I thought the asteroid wiped out all the dinosaurs. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
7119 Let's wait for the local, this express would give me too much heartburn. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7120 12 step recovery meeting of the Rearview Mirror Watchers 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7121 Subway has finally come up with a great promotion! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7122 And at that moment, the Johnsons' lamp realized that it had died and gone to hell. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7123 That's the express to Shitsville. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7124 Let's hope it's a foot-long. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7125 The Kornfelds embrace their fatalism. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7126 New marketing strategy now that Jared's in jail. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7127 Curses! I SO prefer D'Angelo's. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7128 Is this the Sunday Brunch Express? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7129 Is that the new Gastro Express? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7130 Does it have sonar? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7131 Do you think they'll mind if I eat my leftovers on the way? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7132 Sure, it's on time...but is it gluten-free? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7133 That's not a whale -- it's just a big meatball hero! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7134 The colorful debate whether it’s called a sub or a hoagie has really escalated quickly! Where’s a hero when you need it? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7135 Let’s get off at the Mayo stop! 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7136 No Subway crowds today, but I'm sure I will feel like the ham in the sandwich 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7137 At least there's less meat than usual. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7138 This isn't as great as the Burger King Castle tour. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7139 Is it the sub that has connection with the Teriyaki Chicken Line? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7140 I measured the so-called twenty footer club car sandwich and it is only nineteen feet and eleven and three-quarters of an inch long. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
7141 Harry, I'm fond of you but my real hero just arrived. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
7142 I don't care as long as it is express. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7143 It's the big apple above and the subway sandwich below. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7144 I told you the chow town-bound train would be faster. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7145 I guess the 'sub' is catching the subway! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7146 I knew they would do that! 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
7147 But you love British humor! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7148 Cynthia Nixon is pulling out all the stops. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7149 Someone’s been in the kitchen with Dinah again. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7150 There it is, Harold! The"Month-Long School Lunch Sandwich For Busy Mothers" 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7151 Department of culture or Defonte’s? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7152 Another one of Captain Ahab's obsessions. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7153 Do you think I can buy that subway subway with my Starbucks Starbucks? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7154 The next hipster trend: Goldfish Mindfulness. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7155 Better catch the sub of the day! There won't be another one until tomorrow. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7156 Don't worry, it's guaranteed to be fresh and all natural. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7157 It's a fact - there are more SUBWAY ® Restaurants in New York City than Subway stations! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7158 The rats were getting so bad management decided if you can't beat them, join them. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7159 It was bound to happen. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7160 Wish they'd added the cape. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7161 It'll never fit in our apartment 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7162 GMFL: genetically modified foot long 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
7163 Lunchtime on the subway. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7164 And the rest is silence. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7165 Living for Today 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7166 I could swear that is a beached whale except there are no eyes visble 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
7167 It's an exciting new idea in catering services. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7168 D'ya think it's a local or an express? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7169 The heck with Door Dash! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7170 The rats have opened up a new deli. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7171 Did someone confuse the location of this delivery? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
7172 Aging Baby-boomers 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7173 The THN Society sees itself as sprinters, and MENSA as long distance runners. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7174 I am so hungry right now 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
7175 Let's just wait for the GF train... 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7176 It looks delicious, but it smell like pee. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
7177 I think they overreacted to the 11" footlong. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7178 It was the only way they could deliver it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7179 These New Yorkers think of everything. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7180 Here comes the mayonnaise truck. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7181 Now that's ironic 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7182 It speaks to the essential unity of a sandwich chain and the MTA. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7183 OK, I know it's not gluten-free, but let's get in anyway. It looks like and Uptown Express. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7184 Is that not a human chest there on the upper edge? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7185 Pizza Rat is now on the Subway diet. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7186 Will wait for the Gravy Train, goes local 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7187 Must be delivering one of those Moby hoagies. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7188 Heroes to Zeroes. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7189 I can't stick to my diet...these new subway train exteriors just make me hungry! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7190 This would explain why I broke my tooth trying to bite into that sandwich at lunch today. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7191 Either I have a wicked case of the munchies, or Amazon has started delivering lunch downtown. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7192 C’mon let’s go around, it’s really sandwiched in their. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7193 Must be Fleet Week. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7194 To balance the karma the subs shops have moved into train cars. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7195 Let's wait for the next one. Maybe it won't have sesame seeds. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7196 Hmm... I was expecting a train not a sub. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7197 Let's get in on the mustard 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7198 This one stinks, let's wait for the salami. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7199 This isn't what I meant by a subway meet cute. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7200 Yeah, 2 for 1 sounds good, but how much are they charging for the drinks? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7201 I heard it's a promotion to feed the homeless. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7202 Make sure they cut the onions... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7203 I thought we were going to the Italian meatball subway station. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7204 I thought we were going to Subways! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7205 Blimpie's a strong rival for Subway, now that they have a direct line uptown? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7206 How long have we been stuck down here again? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7207 Anyone ordered a Subway Sandwich? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7208 Hey, they are serving food now on the A Train. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7209 Did you ask for hot pepper? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7210 The subways are really loafin' it these days. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7211 I'll take the $2.75 for a footlong. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7212 Uh, I think we’d better change our order from take-out to eat-in. That sandwich won’t fit in our car. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7213 I can’t take it, I’m doing Keto. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7214 "That's the local to "Little Italy."9 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7215 I still prefer the shorter sandwich with the chips and soda. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7216 The store made it before they had a delivery truck. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7217 Looks like the sandwich shop took the name too literally. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7218 Now that's a tasty bit of graffiti. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7219 That reminds me. You neglected to tell me we were invited to the Peabody's Super Bowl party. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7220 I guess this is where he thinks he should go. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7221 It's a non-cash settlement for the naming rights. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7222 Look, here comes the submarine train. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7223 Honey, when you inquired, you didn't added the word sandwich, right? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7224 Excuse me, my order was supposed to have whole-grain bread! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7225 I don’t think this one stops at our intestine. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7226 Sandy, wich train? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7227 Probably not gluten free; let’s wait for the next one 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7228 Do you know "steam heat" from the Pajama Game? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7229 This is not ours. We need the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki line. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7230 They call it upcycling 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7231 Did you order a ham sub? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7232 So how long do you think that train is?" "I'd say about the length of a footlong 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7233 That's from Little Italy. Let's take the Chinatown train out tonight. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7234 Daylight Savings Time really cut in to our memories. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7235 ...though I'm not sure why they call it 'Jared's Bane'... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7236 See Mom...this is the Subway Culinary School I was telling you about! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7237 Yet one more city icon smothered in oniony advertising. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7238 Do you think they spoiled it by adding tomatoes? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7239 I told you we needed 6th avenue. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7240 Looks like we're going to be sandwiched! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7241 The unusual heat wave aboveground turned the subway train into a limp sandwich. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7242 They really like their mayo down here. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7243 The BLT express is now approaching the station. Please prepare proof of mayonnaise. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7244 Can you believe the way some people park? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7245 I clearly ordered the whole wheat Bahn! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7246 I guess we’ll sandwich ourselves aboard, not so unusual 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7247 Merlyn, put your appetite aside and order again, I’d like to get home. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7248 2019 L Train Service Change 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7249 Well, at least the subway isn’t jam-packed! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7250 It's actually short for submarine. But this is still better than the F train. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7251 I hought they sent this to the Smithsonian. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7252 The rats seem to love it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7253 Was that the train to Jersey, Mike? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7254 Do you think it's still alive? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7255 It's a shame the rats went gluten-free. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7256 This must be the hall of Italian masterpieces. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7257 Wait,this is the Italian Club Local. The Vegan Express comes next. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7258 Herb, you know I hate olives. We’ll get the next one. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7259 When I wanted a sub. It arrived here with everything on it! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7260 Let's take the subway and skip lunch at Le Coucou. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7261 Let's wait for the next one, it's vegetarian. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7262 If only they'd brought the sneeze-guard with it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7263 Their prices are just as inflated. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7264 California Dreamin' 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7265 It's a clever Subway ad but how in the hell are we going to get home? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7266 That whale should be on the beach, and it's vegan. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7267 Darn! We must have just missed the uptown meatball and cheese! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7268 Whoever thought of serving lunch in the subway is my hero. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7269 The sweaty crowds are bad enough, but the garlic smell........ 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7270 It's the MTA's answer to Cash Cab. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7271 wow, when they say super size they mean it. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7272 If there's no meatballs here, we'll take the next train. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7273 Does this train stop at Mayo Avenue? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7274 that's a large Italian. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7275 Look, Beth: it has no doors; I wonder what deli donated it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7276 I didn't see the front when it pulled in. Did it say gluten-free? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7277 They said New York transit needed a hero.” “Enh. I’ll wait for the next one. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7278 Whoever told him to get on the Subway diet should be shot in the middle of 5th Avenue. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7279 Someone sure made a heroic parking effort. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7280 Let's wait for the next train -- I hate baloney! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7281 Subway cars always remind me of pressed meat ..but this is ridiculous. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7282 Fresh urban mirages for Paul and Sarah when Peak Munchies meets end of Prohibition. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7283 5 dollar footlong, 2.75 swipe. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7284 Does it stop at Peter Luger? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7285 Fred, look, it’s the new metro cars donated by Subway Sandwiches! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7286 Must be the J train. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7287 De Blasio needs to explain his new subway. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7288 No, that's not what it smells like. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7289 Well, I don;t know. Maybe it signals Subways on the rails. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7290 It looks like this car is full" "Full of delicious! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7291 Look! An albino whale with healthy guns. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7292 They had a lot of trouble loading that thing on the submarine, I'll tell you that. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7293 This must be the new foot long sandwich. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7294 It's the Coney Island Subliminal 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7295 So... how much DOES a Subway? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7296 It is a test train to find which produces the most energy, salami or corned beef 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7297 You know in Philadelphia its called a hoagie. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7298 Lunch time 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7299 I think Subway's new advertising campaign is a little too on the nose 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7300 They used the Subway to sell their sandwiches so turn about is fair play. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7301 No, that’s the uptown express. You can tell by the guacamole and pesto. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7302 First it was self-driving cars. And now they want us to travel by submarine. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7303 Who knew the Italians had a sub? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7304 I thought we were taking the meatball line. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7305 I wish I hadn't given up the 'D' train for lent. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7306 I don't think New York City Grinder System is going to catch on. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7307 Hungry? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7308 I guess they're trying to compete with In 'n Out burgers. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7309 The pizza rat is getting stronger... 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7310 That must be Subway's new special... Strap hangers delight. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7311 This is the Philadelphia line. They confused the Sub with the Hoagie 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7312 You're sure we're going "Mike's way"? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7313 Think that sub is confused in a way! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7314 I didn't know there was a twelve inch express. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7315 Delivery??? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7316 I told you the subway was too much bread. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7317 I think this is the express 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7318 Good thing I'm on a diet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7319 They parked that in a submarine free zone. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7320 Let's wait for the express. Fewer upgrades... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7321 Not that one, it's traveling yeast. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7322 This is what happens when you hire the Toronto subway chief to run the New York system 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7323 The barrels of mustard and mayonnaise are rolling in. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7324 "The Heat of Passion," on loan from the Broad. (For last week's contest, actually.) 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7325 Darling, wait! It's full of pickles ...must be the express to downtown. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7326 Look, Ray! They rebuilt it, and now they come! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7327 Hi. Just subscribed. Suggestion. Create drawing of Trump with Kim's hair and vice versa. I relinquish all rights lol. Seriously. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7328 Next stop-- Flavor Town. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7329 Atlanta's newly introduced Publix Transport System pales in comparison to New York's Subway. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7330 The foot-long vegan line is inching along. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7331 Stanley!!!! You know I can't go in there, it's not Gluten free, dairy free, or Vegan.....You know what happened last time I ate a tomato 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7332 Next on the Millennial Channel 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7333 Welcome to "Senior Moment," the trivia game show without the trivia! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7334 The young playwright has been hailed as the "Proust of the Snapchat Generation." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7335 Waiting Room in the Alzheimer's Clinic 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7336 Remember when you would wait patiently for the contestants to give you your lines? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7337 Next up - thirty minute marriages. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7338 Still too warm. Try keeping it below Middle C. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7339 The Pepto-Bismol has not kicked in yet. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7340 The Good Olde Daze 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
7341 The group that made AV once again popular. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
7342 Three Viewers of a Game of Thrones Marathon 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7343 The latest podcast craze: All Schneiders -- all the time. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7344 This city is making me hangry. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7345 For those awkward High School reunions. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7346 Midlife Millennials 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7347 their #twittermeetup was everything they hoped it would be 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7348 Here we have an exhibit from the pre-internet era. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7349 Remember Ethereum. I sold mine and bought Bitcoin. I sold you my Bitcoin and bought a town in Puerto Rico. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7350 The White House so far has not denied the authenticity of Ms. Daniels' photographs, but released a statement condemning the camera angles as "grossly misleading" and "fake news." Back to you, Wolf. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7351 Salad-bar boomers. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7352 This is a ride I can sink my teeth into 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7353 Alzheimer prevention training 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7354 I want to heat things up at mass this week. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7355 They get so full on Columbus Day. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7356 Let's wait for the next one. I don't want to try to squeeze in. 1.0930 0.06499 43 41 0 2
7357 Its Subway's new "twelve ton" sandwich. Its for people coming off a keto diet. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7358 When I asked to see the sub, I'm not sure the marina officers understood me. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7359 It's actually called a hero sandwich. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7360 Climb aboard and grab a salami 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7361 Im sick of seeing these out-of-service trains. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7362 Wow, the subways in Amsterdam are amazing! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7363 Attention passengers,the next train has not yet left the station due to a shortage of mayo! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7364 It’s really more of a $5 forty foot long 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7365 Trains are so 20 minutes ago. Subways the new thing. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7366 You know what the dietician said, Jonas. ANY colour means it's bad for your ulcer. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7367 Heartburn Express is running a little oily. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7368 Everyone at the game gets a piece of it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7369 Eat fresh, idiot. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7370 I told you Horn & Hardart would become big again. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7371 Don’t take the Hero. We want the Chibata. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7372 I hear it's free if you can finish it in under one lifetime. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7373 Oh come on. Please.....you promised. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7374 Ugh, mayo. Let's wait for the next one. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7375 Should I say something? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7376 Don't get on. It's for rats only. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7377 So, I know we just met, but I'm allergic to tomato. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7378 Is this gluten free? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7379 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7380 I read about this... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7381 We got our submarine ride, all right -- good going! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7382 Lettuce wait for the next one. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7383 So tell me, how hungry are you? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7384 Is the subway not also a sub in Boston? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7385 Oh, great! The express to Carmine St. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7386 Looks like your hero has taken over. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7387 Godzella left his lunch behind again! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7388 I think it's part of a special. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7389 It's crazy, but all of a sudden I have a HUGE craving for Subway... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7390 Ohhh...so this is what you meant when you told me you wanted me to see your meat. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7391 Let's catch today's special 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7392 This one looks packed, let's wait for the next one 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7393 "I think I've seen this before"- Subception 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7394 The cartoon editor must be a masochist for the obvious. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7395 Don't you get it? Sub....subway. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7396 Let's wait for the next one. It should have fewer fillings. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7397 This could feed a lot of people in Syria! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7398 Next time take out the tomatoes. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7399 There better not be any onions, I just can't stomach onions? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7400 It's the Last Known One in Captivity! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7401 What will Sillicon Valley think of next? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7402 Symptomatic Longing for Longevity, Stage 1 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7403 Check out that motherfucking huge sandwich holy shit goddamn. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7404 I just don't understand why it has to smell bad. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7405 How many stops away is the De Beers store? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7406 Is this our grinder, hero, combo, sub, whatever? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7407 Oh honey, pull a few bucks out of your wallet for that poor boy on the curb. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7408 It's the GMO lunch special. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7409 I prefer the tuna hero on the express tracks. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7410 Waiting for the chicken parmesan and all that passes are Italian heroes! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7411 I'm not sure, but it does look DELICIOUS. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7412 Just what we need-a superhero to take us one stop. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7413 I think it goes express to Mulberry Street. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7414 I just want to dive in and eat it! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7415 Looks like Subway opened a new location. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7416 Submarine sandwich sounded much cleaner. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7417 I suppose we could allow that kind of heavy metal. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7418 The person in charge of these long-awaited renovations certainly has good taste. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7419 I suppose the hot buns would qualify it as a double entendre. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7420 At least it’s less of a weight 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7421 Is that today's subway? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7422 Oh No...It's a Bill Cosby dream!!! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7423 Should we take the hoagie express or wait for the salad local? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7424 Tuna next stop! - Train conductor 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7425 We can take the hero and get off at pickle and coleslaw. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7426 Is this the Fast Food Will Travel Train that everyone is talking about? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7427 Well, well maybe now more people will use the subway 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7428 Does the Roast Beef stop here anymore? We've been waiting 40 minutes and every one has been a Cold Cut. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7429 "May be I got the units confused - asked for 'feet' instead of 'inches'.....' 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7430 But I said, "Hold the mayo!" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7431 An Oldenburg. We wait so long, they made it a museum. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7432 Do we dare dream about our future dinner? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7433 Honey, is this America’s version of a high speed railway, a sub? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7434 We miss the salad coach I guess 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7435 The new ethnic subway cars are finally rolled out inLittle Italy 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7436 so munch for high speed rail 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7437 It’s fine, they caught the Subway pervert. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7438 I'm not hungry, but I am thirsty for two gallons of coffee. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7439 Well, at least the sandwich was free." "Well, at least the sandwich is free. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7440 I'm hallucinating again. This time it's a subway platform surrounding that giant hoagie. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7441 Oh my God, it's true! You can get an express subway, with all the fixins, weekends, 9:45 PM Fri to 5 AM Mon! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7442 Jared, let's just take the next train. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7443 Let's hop the subway uptown. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7444 It's about time they've had a clever promotion since firing Jared. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7445 They used artificial intelligence to scale up their food delivery model. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7446 Liminal Annals of Addled Millennials 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7447 Rootlets 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7448 Let's wait for the next one. That comes with extra straps. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7449 Now that's meta. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7450 Remember, no open beverages allowed! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7451 No...I left my phone on the caprese. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7452 That's why they call them Po-Boys in the South. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7453 I guess we are the first ones on this subway line. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7454 Next stop ... Meatball Marinara! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7455 I think Whole 30 is getting to me. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7456 The Navy does it better. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7457 I hate it when the express isn't running. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7458 Should we eat in or get take out? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7459 Boy, the subway sure has changed since I moved away! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7460 Checkov's sandwich 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7461 It was even faster than uberfood. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7462 Maybe we should wait for the next one–it looks with–everything. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7463 Back to the good old days when Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots were our little gods. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7464 No, don’t get on this one. It goes to Ham Street and Cheese Place. We want the one that goes to Onion Station. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7465 Let’s wait for the express. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7466 They replaced the old pumpernickels. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
7467 I thought I smelled something. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7468 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, mankind nearly ate itself into instinction. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7469 The oil industry must be making a killing. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7470 Is it a submarine or a subway station! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7471 IT has neither oil and vinegar NOR Jalapenos. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7472 Sigh. Whatever it takes to keep the trains running! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7473 Suzane, weather is nice today. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7474 I ordered an expresso! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7475 'There's old Jersey Mike, right on time.' 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
7476 Either the rats are on Seamless or it’s a new Subway promotion 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
7477 Have you noticed that the sandwich shops are getting more literal in their offerings? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7478 I'd rather walk. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7479 a thousand 'Christians' in this congregation and not one organ donor... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7480 I think this ones toasted Mort 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7481 The one we want has pickles on it. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7482 The meal deal comes with a seat and a “don’t talk to me” scowl. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7483 Tuna next stop! - Subway conductor 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7484 No image............ 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7485 Mmmm...hasty. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7486 Hmm, does this line go under water? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7487 Ethel told me she and Ronnie would try to hold us seats at their table. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7488 That's poetic license. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7489 Who's eating who? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7490 No wonder we got our tickets back. It's not chicken, bacon, ranch. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7491 Looks like a cold cut combo - let's wait for the next one. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7492 Wondering... This is not five loaves and two fishes. It must be one loaf and five fishes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7493 It's called the reverse Jerrod. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7494 I got it....we'll call it underground meat. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7495 - Wait for it's fully stopped. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7496 J 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7497 The way I see things, "a little peckish" doesn't seem to fit the bill. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7498 Must have something to do with that trademark lawsuit I read about. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7499 Going to Queens, looks like. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7500 Oh-no, we will be processed just like that! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7501 I just hope it's not alive. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7502 They keep getting larger. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7503 Let's let the Subway subway go by. Maybe the next one is Pret a Manger. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7504 Look it’s on sale! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7505 It just seems so Seamless. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7506 Jared must have ordered in for himself and his jail buddies at Englewood 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7507 At least this half-baked plan to fix the MTA seems tasty. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7508 This is stupid. There's too much labeling in the cartoon already; any caption would be redundant. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7509 I think the product placements have gone too far. At least as far as Ditmas Boulveard anyway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7510 So that’s the whole enchilada. Hunh. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7511 Let it go, I'm not a piece of meat! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7512 Let's wait for the express Meatball. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7513 Subway Subs! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7514 You win-it's not a hoagie. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7515 Is that a subwhale? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7516 Thoughts on the city’s new public transportation system?” “Eh, a little hoagie. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7517 Well... now we see why this is the least crowded subway platform ever. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7518 And this is the recipient of the US Greatest Hero Medal 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7519 Why is the subway so dirty? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7520 Leipää... leipää... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7521 Looks like the L will be delayed again. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7522 The sandwich is impressive but wait until you see the size of the toilet bowl after one of these. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7523 Do you think they remembered the Russian dressing? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7524 I didn't realize they'd started serving lunch on the express train 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7525 I think we're parked behind the third jalapeño. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7526 Great, even the signs are now obese. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7527 “I saw a more disgusting one on turdy-turd street”. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7528 Literally, we are getting "on" the train today. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7529 I know it’s Rye and no mayo, but the portion size still bothers me 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7530 Lunch is a little early today 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7531 Butter late than never 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7532 The best way to serve a sub. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7533 I hope we can get a seat in subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7534 They should have known it is only like an oven down here summertime. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7535 Sure, it's fast, but now the rat problem's even worse! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7536 Hoagie's a big hero now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7537 Always thinking of food while on the subway. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7538 I read the City's Infrastructure Improvement Plan, I guess the train was an unfunded mandate. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7539 "Subway," get it? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7540 Oh man, where did we leave OUR sandwich? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7541 'The Minimalism exhibit is in the next room." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7542 New model. No periscope. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7543 Don’t worry, it’s more than a foot-long 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7544 This is the platform where my mother almost died. We still don't know who saved her. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7545 Nostalgia...Don’t put it off. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7546 I am cutting out bread! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7547 Let's wait for the next one. It's the no-onion express!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7548 Maybe it's the new self-driving sandwich. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7549 Can we pay with our visa? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7550 If it has to be like it is inside, I'd take this over sardines any day. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7551 Odd man out!! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7552 I love it when you surprise me with dinner, breakfast, and lunch. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7553 The seeded roll really decreases transit time. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7554 ...is Abramovic in there somewhere?... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7555 Super sized self service 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7556 I had heard they were getting a sub. You take this one; I don’t like lettuce. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7557 Don't eat the brown acid. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7558 You did say extra mayo? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7559 So that's why this metro smells like Subway. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7560 They forgot the mayonnaise 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7561 And right when I started my new diet 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7562 I see they have the special sub running. Clears out all the critters during track work. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7563 Hold my tomatoes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7564 Whats a grinder doing down here? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7565 I just flew in on a Blimpie and now I'm completely lost. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7566 "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" support group 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7567 Well, I hope you are gluten tolerable... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7568 And to think it comes with a truck load of soda and a craft full of chips. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7569 It's the new ad campaign ,since they lost there spokes person . 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7570 Yuck, at least the Lex Ave chews before swallowing 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7571 I guess we can thank the "residents" for the "seeds"; the little rats! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7572 Wow! Dominoe's is over the top! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7573 Subway's getting a bit too enthusiastic with all this sponsoring... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7574 It’s built on a platform. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7575 I never suspected that turkey and anchovies would become a subway line. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7576 I told you the guys at the MTA make a lot of bread. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7577 Every time I ride down to Times Square I get this weird craving for cold cuts. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7578 A little too obvious, isn't it? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7579 Well, now I know why they called it the SUBway! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7580 And we were worried about the blizzard-like conditions. I guess even the subs need a remiss. At least this sub will get us where we need to go on time. Give or take the mayo.. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7581 It's called Color. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7582 Let's take the local--no onions! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7583 I do know what the last stop is on this route! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7584 I hate the pastrami on there, can we take the 12 inch? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7585 The guy who always smells like ham requested it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7586 Let's wait for the next one. It's a mayo. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7587 And they say sandwich making isn't an art form. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7588 Um, is it too late to hop on the Keto train? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7589 What is this? A joke? 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7590 I told you - no one in Chelsea takes Uber after openings anymore. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7591 Throwing trash on the tracks is getting out of hand 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7592 We'll have to wait for the next train. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7593 They said "Take the Tomato 2 Stops to the Sunflower" but this looks as close to that as we can get. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7594 Impressive, but what I want to see is when it rots! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7595 Let's get on the next one. This one is full of food coloring. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7596 Sure,I'll eat. There's a nice section the rats haven't got at. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7597 Mind the capicola. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7598 Well, better a sandwich than a dessert. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7599 Just as crowded as the old subway but lettuce not worry about that. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7600 I remember when it was five dollar footlong fares. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7601 Union hoagie 2 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7602 The did say the subway has changed 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7603 Sentimentally Ill 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7604 Now I see the difference between the Doctor's Associates and Bombardier bids. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7605 Stay here. I heard the seats in the back are slippery. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7606 This is going to require more than one bite at a time! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7607 Size does matter. But there are only 10 calories in this sub. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7608 Jared was never on time either. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7609 finally subway wan 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7610 No worries, love, it’s just a colonoscopy reminder. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7611 but Jarod, is it REALLY "healthier for you"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7612 I didn't realize this was that kind of subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7613 They forgot the cheese. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7614 It's an Italian hoagie from the center of the earth. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7615 I know it’s fast, but the food franchise name escapes me. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7616 Sure it's slower, but you can't argue with the reduction in rat obesity. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7617 I hope there's no mayo.. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7618 Nope. Ours in No.9. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7619 Who ever made that, has a lot to handle now and must have a big bite! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7620 - And during the Summer the Choir will sing A Cappella! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7621 Lettuce go then you and I... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7622 Wait until Blimpie's hears about this! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7623 It's the subway subway. First stop is a sandwich shop. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7624 Spoonerism, schmoonerism! All I know is, the mayo andavocado makes it like buttah, squeezein' in during rush hour! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7625 Are you sure this is the right station? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7626 That 16 foot diapason just wasn't loud enough. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7627 I thought there was no eating on the subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7628 Breakfast. Lost to time. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7629 It's a public-private partnership. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7630 I can't stop dreaming of last night together. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7631 Is "Steam Heat" the ONLY song you know? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7632 #Proust 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7633 Room with a rear view mirror! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7634 nostalgia is not what it used to be 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7635 Digital age reminiscing 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7636 I know the vintage look is in now, but will it hold its value in the resale market? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7637 Before the iPhone 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7638 Pour on the steam when you get to the Coda. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7639 Unintended consequences of the 24 hour news cycle. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7640 Life before smart phones. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7641 Their later recollections, after their afternoon three-way bonking session, were considerably more riveting. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7642 I have the feeling we are about to be in one of those 'real person' adverts. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7643 Now let's do thirty-minutes nostalgia about our two-hour nostalgia. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7644 Millennial musings. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7645 It's never to early to start planning for dinner. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7646 nostalgia is not what it used to be 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7647 Plausible deniability. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7648 Tim wondered how they could remember. He wondered what he had, where they ate, and who paid? Then his phone beeped and all was well again. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7649 Academics blame the Death of Irony for the Shrink of Memory. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7650 Doctors have diagnosed a disorder similar to short-term memory loss, but more annoying to caregivers. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7651 Too loud? I’m sorry Father: I was just letting off some steam. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7652 J 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7653 Happy hour for bureaucrats. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7654 And we sat for Roz Chast, or was it Michael Maslin? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7655 I'd rather a tube, wouldn't you Harold? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7656 Remembering their salad days. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7657 The subway to Subway.... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7658 This is an all-you-can-eat place, all right. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7659 Let’s wait for one with less mayo. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7660 I'm pretty sure Subway stole that idea from Oscar Meyer. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7661 Subway has taken a page out of Amazon's playbook and taken over New York's public transit..just in time fir Restaurant Week. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7662 I think gluten might be striking back. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7663 It's no longer your grandmother's graffiti. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7664 Do you suppose it eats? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7665 I realize this is the Subway, but I was hoping for something more mobile. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7666 Sure it smells but think of all the gluten we threw away before the Light-Rye-Rail took off. Its gotta be better for the environment. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7667 I told you not have a large one at 11 o'clock at night all by yourself. But nooo, you wouldn't listen. 'I can handle it.' you said. And now just look at the horrible dream your having! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7668 Do you think it knows? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7669 The New York Subway marketing department is out of control. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7670 If I hadn't had that pizza last night I'd be hallucinating sushi right now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7671 Wow, this condo is really fancy - it even comes with submarine parking. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7672 Smells like feet 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7673 New Yorkers call it 'the train.' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7674 It definitely adds warmth to the organs resonance. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7675 Take out has taken on a new meaning! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7676 I did not know they let submarines in the subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7677 The Express Subway is not Fast Food. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7678 They really are trying to entice ridership, aren't they? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7679 It's from just before the dinosaurs went extinct. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7680 Quick Susan, call the FBI. There is a torpedo in the subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7681 Bet that is a six car train. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7682 Do you think it'll have a quiet car? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7683 I prefer a taxi to a subway. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7684 So, if we need a ride to Flushing, we go to the sandwich shop? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7685 I can't believe they voted not to put mayo on it. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7686 Seems like a branding problem. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7687 When franchises get too big, they start desperate advertising -- it won't really eat us 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7688 It’s the foot long! 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7689 It’s the fast food concept with a spin off into public transportation. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7690 This virtual reality cartoon makes me sick of metaphors! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7691 At least we're not in Boston, or we'd be flooded by now. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7692 That's a sandwich. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7693 I'm waiting for the grinder cartoon. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7694 At least it's not a Rail. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7695 Do you think the corporation is bringing back the slogan "My Way" or "Right Before Your Eyes"? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7696 I'm waiting for the toasted cars. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7697 Welcome to Great White Sushi! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7698 Hello Munchausen syndrome 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7699 When you said you wanted the "Kick Ass" size, and they told us to go down to platform 14, I wasn't expecting this. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7700 That was the idea I gave the Pentagon of how to disguise our nuclear subs. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7701 Join a Two-Hout Nostalgia group in your area if your good old days weren’t really worth remembering. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7702 *Announced over intercom "The Bronx Bound Rye train won't be running between 63rd and 68th." 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7703 The subway sandwich had a whale of time. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7704 This MUST be the train to Bridgeport. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7705 Well, it is grotesque, but at least it's not Jared. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7706 This never happens in the Metro. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7707 Relax, I'll grab us a seat near the mustard. Relax, we can ride it as far as dessert. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7708 If only I were Roz Chast 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7709 According to Yelp, this is the best footlong sub sandwich in all of Rhodes. It sure is colossal! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7710 It's alright honey, getting sandwiched is eco-friendly. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7711 It's too mcuh bread! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7712 DEMOCRACY..Do. The math If the three parts are 2/3 3/4 & 1/3 and the median is 75%..... Honey, does that represent ? “What we have left (or) What we have lost “? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7713 That's the second largest hoagie I've ever seen! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7714 'I know but the train's air conditioning usually works." 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7715 I told you we should have taken the Pizza Express! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7716 Let's wait for the next one. This one does not have any pickles 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7717 I guess they went to Jared 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7718 Whadayah mean! The only hero I know is Tom Brady! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7719 Your attention please: The onions are being held by supervision. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7720 Are there any without mayonnaise? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7721 I here the driver is a real artist 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7722 That’s the new thing. They call it “the compound train”. Sounds tasty to me! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7723 Shall we have a take out or a U-haul? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7724 Looks like they skimped on the Mayonnaise again. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7725 I get it now! We're underground, in the subway station - so this must be a work of subliminal art, from the local Subway shop! It's sublime! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7726 Nothing happens until the rush hour. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7727 I don't want to sound overly critical John, but the other establishment has a higher rating from the Health Department. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7728 That's a whale of a substitue! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7729 Good thing this complex has a gym honey, since we have a lot of eating to do if we want to park here. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7730 I think their whole marketing strategy has gone astray since that Jared debacle... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7731 And.............where's the jar of mustard? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7732 You're joking, right? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7733 It’s too early for lunch, Myron! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7734 That moment when people don’t finish sentences lol 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7735 Offline status updates. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7736 Wow - the advertising on these new subway cars is amazing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7737 Now THAT's... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7738 Let's get some Blimpie. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7739 They’ve really taken advertising too far. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7740 It's for Trump's lunch. It's for Trump's lunch. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7741 Do you think it's gluten free? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7742 Actual footage of Ron, Hermione and Harry at 63 years old. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7743 Did Whole Foods go out of business?? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7744 Why is there a giant hoagie on the subway tracks? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7745 Wow, who knew there's a Subway down here! Let's get a sub. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7746 Maybe a minor ambush, but not the Trojan Horse, and anyway we're at 14th street. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7747 It’s a subway from Subway. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7748 Honey, I meant SUB sandwich not Subway! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7749 Why does it feel like this should be easier? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7750 I remember those halcyon bread days....... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7751 Remind me not to get the Tuna when we go on our Caribbean cruise next month 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7752 Welcome to the Facebook Free Zone 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7753 You’re a little rough around the edges, but savory on the inside. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7754 I hear it runs on spicy mayo. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7755 Let’s wait for the anchovie train. It’ll be less crowded. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7756 Our line has mayo. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7757 It just leapt onto the tracks to protect that PBJ. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7758 What ever happened to Blimpie? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7759 Fake views 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7760 There very popular in Naples...ya know 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7761 Rememberance of Things Past 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7762 Looks like a merger of land and sand!" "A sub-merger? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7763 Funny, our lot is empty but this one's sandwiched in. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7764 "Looks like we're going to Meatville Avenue. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7765 You know, I heard this was the submarine that sank in the Atlantic during the war. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7766 Wait. That's the local. Wait for the express to pull in on the next rack. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7767 Is that the H train? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7768 Ahab hates subs. Ahah hates subs. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7769 The copyright expired. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7770 I guess we're a colorful array of commuters. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7771 I don't think they could squeeze in another piece of ham. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7772 Do Whales eat Subs? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7773 sfwheeTHEDt 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7774 It’s about time Subway got into the Subway game. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7775 Well, you said you wanted to go to Subway! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7776 Do you think the guard will notice if we take a tiny bite? 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7777 After all those complaints, this was the subway management's way of saying "Eat me." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7778 Now that is a Fat Sandwich Contest” “Wait till you see the beer you need to wash it down. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7779 Is that the H train? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7780 There it goes, right on time. Cleverly disguised, disgusting gluten headed to a wall board factory in Canarsie. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7781 I think we should wait for the "Spiede"? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7782 I heard it has Soylent Greens 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7783 I hear they're moving this to a better venue: Cape Canaveral. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7784 I’m curious. How long it it take for you to downsize? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7785 Really though honey, I was hoping it'd be a Taco 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7786 I told you we didn't need the extra large sandwich. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7787 Why did they say, "Meet us at the squash courts?" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7788 They figured why continue to confuse the issue. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7789 Jared won't keep that weight off for long... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7790 He wanted to be a hero... just for one day. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7791 It's the new trump car. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7792 We should’ve eaten at Blimpie’s. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7793 Wow! It's the real thing! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7794 Beware of the closing jaws. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7795 It's audience appreciation day for after the game. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7796 That's the nuclear submarine. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7797 That reminds me we need to stop by the store before we get home. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7798 I thought Crandall was dead, but the train was crumby. It missed by a foot long. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7799 What’s the source of that steam pressure? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7800 They make it all without fresh air. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7801 Oh, that's right, I did hear they were shutting these down... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7802 What!? What's up with the train? Is this some sort of joke? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7803 Wait. I think I just heard the soda spill behind us. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7804 I love Subway 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7805 A hoagie? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7806 That's an interesting substitute! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7807 I told them I didn't want lettuce on it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7808 Well, at least it’s not the NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7809 Can you stomach a subway? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7810 It's a substitute. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7811 its big but theres piss in it 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7812 I heard Long John Silver’s is this installation’s corporate sponsor—but that doesn’t sound quite right. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7813 Let's walk--its not whole wheat. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7814 How did you think the subs were moved into subway food courts? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7815 Look Alfred! A 'Subway' in the subway! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7816 Sure beats the old A train! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7817 The Submarine Museum exhibit #14 with atomic sauce sponsored by ican. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7818 Service is fast, quantities generous, but variety is limited. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7819 Not sure that's such a good replacement for food stamps. How will the runts and the meek survive? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7820 Great promo for Subway. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7821 Wait a minute, this isn't the Panda Express. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7822 I think that sandwich may be for The Jolly Green Giant. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7823 The rats are really hungry these days. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7824 I'm not surprised the MTA thought of this. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7825 I thought I told them, "No mustard"! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7826 Waiting for the toasted. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7827 Ah, yes, dear—you did smell balogna. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7828 To me it looks like nothing so much as a beached whale. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7829 I get very hangry if I miss my train 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7830 I hope they left off the onions.... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7831 I'm thinking lunch on-the-go today. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7832 Trains like sandwiches. Red planets of chocolate. Advertising 3.0 is making me nervous. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7833 I guess Subway’s part of the subway now, babe. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7834 That's the #3, going up the gut 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7835 I was told the nearest Subway was in Greenwich Village, not one stop sooner! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7836 Another subterfuge? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7837 It's OK to eat, but don't touch. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7838 This takes super size to a new level. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7839 I told you we shouldn't have done carry out. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7840 Want to catch the Local Hero? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7841 Oh *NOW* I understand. I wasn't sure what you meant by GRINDR. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7842 And the one you can use every day: Did you see that crazy Trump tweet? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7843 Star Pupils At The Severe Brain Injury Workshop 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7844 For those of you who are laughing ... your time is coming. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7845 Frances McDormand's ill-advised decision to star in the sequel "Three Dullards Inside Remembering Meals" 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7846 The subway smells like ham again 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7847 Well, another campaign promise down the tube! 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7848 The dark days before Instagram 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7849 I think the sound will really radiate with our parishioners 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7850 Today’s Nostalgia: “Ty.” 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7851 It's called the Whoa-gie 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7852 This new "light" underground humor nearly sent them to the dark underground. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7853 I thought you said they were cutting down on service. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7854 Let’s have lunch! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7855 Did you see the rat..? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7856 If this doesn't get Her attention we should consider changing religions. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7857 Somebody at the ad agency deserves a big raise. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7858 Oh that’s right.. they are still working on the tracks in this area and there will still be disruptions on the 1, 2 and A trains. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7859 Let's wait. I want to take mind without onions. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7860 Hungry? How do you feel about finding a Blimpie? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7861 Small, Medium or Large. You choose 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7862 The new trend: speed reminiscence. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7863 I remember when cryptocurrency was up fifteen percent. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7864 Positively radiant. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7865 Gee, son, sorry it’s not a Wurlitzer. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7866 Two hours after the last presidential election. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7867 As Bob and Marlene fondly reminisce, Jeffrey ponders how to get the gun away from Bob. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7868 When time drags by. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7869 When you suddenly lose White House Mess privileges. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7870 Happy Hour at the psychiatrist. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7871 The after-glow..... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7872 A little later that day, they would fondly look back at this conversation. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7873 The good old hours were not all that good. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7874 And what was it all for? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7875 Susan was happy that she had chosen this new group as opposed to cheerleading. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7876 The sad part is that the group was unable to discuss the previous night's episode of The Big Bang Theory. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7877 ...and this paled in comparison to the time that Gerry had his beard shaved on that Tuesday... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7878 Memory by Committee 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7879 [spends a morning on the Wikipedia articles for literary criticism terminology like “metatextual” and “ironic remove”] uh, this sucks 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7880 Give them some Bubblelicious. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7881 First reunions are awkward. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7882 they hardly hold the clattering of their dentures for the four hours reunion 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7883 I don't think this is Platform 9-3/4. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7884 The moment of calm before the "I thought you tipped the waiter?" storm. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7885 Shall we take the sub or wait for the club? The roll looks toasted... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7886 This must be how King Kong got his energy to climb the Empire State Building! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7887 This is why I prefer to take the "L" 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7888 No, wait! That's the Uber Eats express line. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
7889 It only stops at Mulberry Street. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7890 In college, my sub-major was in Cooking 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7891 I wonder if there’s some Dijon in it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7892 Amazon may've gone too far this time. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7893 Love those sub (way) sandwiches. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7894 I‘m wondering what’s on the 13rh floor? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7895 It's not my way 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7896 Blame Uber Pool 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7897 I told you that was a beanstalk we saw coming into town! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7898 First they take the trademark; now they want to take over? Just wait; the rats will take care of that. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7899 I'm not really that hungry. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7900 Hold the holy pickles! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7901 They thought they'd ham it up a bit. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7902 So this is what a steam organ looks like! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7903 ever since the ROUSs took over the line 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7904 Now, that's on time delivery 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7905 I bet the sub is leaking oil again. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7906 Damn, I said "no pickles." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7907 It's that ESL dispatcher again! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7908 You can eat your way to the Village. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7909 What's that? A subway on the subway - let's dig in! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7910 Let’s split it! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7911 My goodness...those sesame seeds are nearly as big as those rats. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7912 If you buy two, you get one free! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7913 Let's wait for the next one, I don't want to run into any weird little ham people. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7914 Do you think it's enough for Mammoth's homecoming? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7915 White Steam signals a new composition 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7916 Meanwhile, back at the family reunion... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7917 That’s what you get when you have a Subway McSubwayface contest! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7918 Back home we call them heroes. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7919 And it goes back to the future. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7920 The effect of social media on the brain. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7921 *boart voice*WOW. BEEEEEG SANVICH.*boart voice* 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7922 Is this the Hoagie or the Bánh mì? I'm going downtown. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7923 Tasty Vroom Vroom 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7924 Wait for the express. You know you: if it's there you'll eat it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7925 They're marketing budget must be enormous! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7926 I told you that the Brunch Express would be a little early today, but you didn't believe me. So, let's to it. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7927 He likes cheeseburger not this, they may be trying to lure him. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7928 That's not funny 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7929 The commercial art on the side of the subway trains is so real that vegetarians refuse to ride in them. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7930 Don't panic, it's armless. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7931 Who knew that harmless product placement could be such an inconvenience? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7932 We should’ve called for a keto-cab. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7933 It's great that Guinness now has a museum. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7934 Why did we have to meat your mother here? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7935 Must be grain traffic ahead. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7936 What happens when folks realize there were no Good Ole Days 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7937 The real "Body Snatcher" is revealed. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7938 Fixin' it a foot at a time is sure one turkey of a move 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7939 It's going to be standing room only. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7940 The brownie in subway effect. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7941 We should really start using unlimited ride cards. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7942 It is meet and right so to do. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7943 At least they use low-fat mayo. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7944 Has the Porn Authority bought Grub Way? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7945 Dare we hop on it?? We could probably have our lunch. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7946 No sense in waiting for the 86 - let's just grab this. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7947 Well, he probably won’t need a middle aged crisis Ferrari. But maybe a new wife. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7948 The MTA is full of bolonga that even the rats are complaining they are being overcrowded. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7949 This is no onion - do you want to wait for the next one? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7950 “Do you know ‘Steam Heat’”? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7951 That's a rail of a hoagie! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7952 Now that's a serious upgrade. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7953 To much bread and not enough tomatoes......... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7954 up or under the Subway 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7955 The cutting board was apparently not salvageable. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7956 I guess we need to take the local. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7957 Not exactly what I had in mind. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7958 You call it heartburn, I call it heartache. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7959 Millennials reminiscing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7960 Remember when we remembered breakfast? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7961 Waiting to be initiated into Vegans Anonymous 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7962 THE LIVES OF OUR DAYS. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7963 Where have the minutes gone? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7964 If millennials lost their cell phones. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7965 Always New Friends Senior Center 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7966 Molly and Fred realize they've missed the noon train. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7967 So this is what Subway's post-Jared marketing looks like. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7968 Too many banana peppers. Let's wait for the next one. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7969 Did the travel book say 2nd Avenue or 33rd Street? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7970 I guess the Subway is going down the tubes! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7971 I don't think it will solve the overcrowding. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7972 Is that graphitti or an ad? What’s the difference? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7973 Remember, you are allowed only one per day 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7974 With your celiac, maybe we should just take a nice bowl of salad downtown. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7975 Heartburn! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7976 When I approved modernizing our music I didn't expect Steam Punk hymns! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7977 No buses for a while. What a bunner. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7978 Time to sandwich. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7979 Never should have let Doctor's Associates get the operating contract. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7980 Yet even they won’t be able to be nostalgic about the Trump presidency. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7981 Next comes "Remember when Obama was president? Yeah, he was a god. We were so young and progressive." 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7982 Hey, Frank this is what 42' look like. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7983 I thought this was an Arby's. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7984 Remember when nostalgia was a thing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7985 We're living in a child's drawing. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7986 It lacks a human element. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7987 It's crowded with meat-- the quintessential New York experience! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7988 See, I told you. It's the cold cut combo in a sesame bun. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7989 Guess they really were rolling in dough> 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7990 That's some hoagie! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7991 This native advertising thing has gone too far. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7992 Hey, look! It’s the subway it Italy! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7993 Why's the subway so empty? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7994 Remember when I said, "Remember lunch"? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7995 Surely this can't be their solution? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7996 You know, dear? I think our pet submarine would just love one of those. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7997 At the Early Onset Pre-Dementia Center.... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7998 This is an Italian sub? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7999 Hoagy, as a grinder your whole life, you know this would be too easy to make you a hero. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
8000 Why don't we have lunch downtown 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8001 And just how do you expect us to ride that? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8002 Although the therapy helped, it would be years before she let herself think as far back as the election. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8003 Reminiscing in the Trump era 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8004 Millennial's 10th High School Reunion. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8005 The Tri-State Two-Hour Nostalgia group welcomes two new members. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8006 Meal time reunion. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8007 If pizza, apply 2-second nostalgia rule. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
8008 So Metro is cost cutting again what else is new 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
8009 "Look Doris, there's Joey Chestnut's personal subway car". 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8010 Life before Twitter. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8011 Let’s hope our upstairs ‘neighbor’ doesn’t start banging on the pipes! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8012 Must the the bullet train about to depart for Heart Attack. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
8013 Life before Twitter. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8014 You know the rules--if it takes longer than five minutes to get it, you, um, get it for free. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
8015 take one bite and close your eyes; it'll be as if transported to Italy! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8016 What’s wrong? No one has even touched our transportation. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8017 It's big ,yeah, but poppy seeds get caught in my teeth. OR Indigestion 101 has just arrived. OR Not as fast as the A Train. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8018 Let's wait for next Reuben. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8019 test caption 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8020 Are you sure this is the right subway?" "Don't worry, dear, it's gluten-free 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8021 I thought I said no onions! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8022 Elaine asked for the "Big Sandwich, not the "Big Salad"! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8023 Is this the Expresss line? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8024 Wait, did you order a subway sandwich? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8025 whale of a sandwich for a whale of an appetite. Can you handle it ? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8026 I don't believe it's really a sandwich. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8027 Maslin's really lost something. This joke is so obvious, and Emma still added color to make sure we got it. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8028 That's a whale of a sandwich.Emes 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8029 Ready, set, go! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8030 Also, it comes with pickles. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8031 Do you think it's eatable? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8032 Oh,honey, let's pick up the longish bread loaf sandwich with the cold-cuts, lettuce and vegetables slathered in sauce!!! If only there was a easier term for this. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8033 Tis the Ghost Train of Jared Fogle's Past! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8034 This isn't the T, so it's not a grinder. We call it a subway here. But on SEPTA it would be a hoagie. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8035 I told them to leave out the balogna. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8036 Is that guy over there looking at me funny? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8037 Lets wait for the next one, I don't like to be sandwiched. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8038 They finally got of the smell 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8039 LIMERICK:There once were two tapeworms. One Sally,one Jake...They felt tired, exhausted and wanted a break...A holiday! A spree! That's what they need!...So they hopped the next subway down to the lake. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8040 I wonder where they keep the napkins. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8041 The think tank behind Snapchat. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8042 The gluttony of man makes none of us a hero. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8043 New York doesn't half step. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8044 Hurry! Grab some for the kids 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8045 Well, this looser's cheezy cousin bested him only by being in bed with the President. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8046 We’re in a pickle now. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8047 Honey, do you think this means the train is going to be delayed? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8048 I'm getting weary of huge advertising promotions. I'd like a hoagie for lunch" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8049 I knew Subway was opening a lot of franchises. But here? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8050 Wow, that's as big as a Submarine! We could feed our whole family for the rest of the year, but we'd need a couple of freezers and refrigerators... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8051 Where's Jared? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8052 Let’s wait - the mayo line is an express. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8053 Careful, it's a Baloney. The doors close super-fast because of the mustard. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8054 Next stop Spew Gardens 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8055 LIFE AFTER PAYING YEARLY TAXES 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8056 Is this what you call sandwichspreading? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8057 We forgot the tip. We’ll have to live with it the rest of our lives! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8058 I hear Subway has given up feeding people and switched to pest control. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8059 Sadly, breakfast was forgettable. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8060 It’s a shame they never played kick the can. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8061 Two-hour nostalgia Speech bubble 1: Remember Lunch? Speech bubble 2: Yeah! I had a Cobb salad! Speech bubble 3: We were so young and free. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8062 Long term memory loss really changes what we miss. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8063 Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat lunch. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8064 Alzheimers Pursuit 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8065 Two hours later: "Still remember what you had for lunch, Alice?" "How can I forget, George? The Cobb salad didn't agree with me!" "Yeah, well, all I know is we were that much younger and freer then." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8066 Glory Daze 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8067 ". . . There's a battle outside. And it is ragin'. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. For the times they are a-changin'. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8068 Uh oh, here comes a rat stampede. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8069 When I said you need to "spit fire" with your hymns to reach the youth, this is not what I meant. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8070 Yeah, and stupid too. We never watched 60 Minuets. We thought History was just so boring. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8071 Wow, I always wanted to be a Chast cartoon, even if we are a mistake! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8072 Democrat's Get Out the Vote campaign ad. Circa 2018. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8073 You're hot because you're fly. The radiator ain't because it's not. That is why, that is why, that is why you're hot. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8074 I heard budget cuts left the transit authority in a bit of a pickle, but.... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8075 He used to be called a Hero. But he took up too much room in the Yankee dugout. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8076 The Twilight Zone reboot premiers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8077 Why isn't it in the zoo? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8078 I thought I asked you to please hold the hot peppers. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8079 Sure, it's big. But it still can't beat The Whopper! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8080 Your eyes are bigger than your stomach! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8081 Not sure if I'm in the mood for Yeasty Beasty tonight. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8082 We need the south bound local, this is the spicy southwest. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8083 Literally, Harold! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8084 Don't worry honey, it's just a paleo "detour." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8085 I don't care how hungry I got... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8086 I guess you could say my music's pretty hot. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8087 Is this the original Big Mac or just another copy? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8088 At least we don't have to pay for lunches on this ride... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8089 I told the baker to double the yeast 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8090 I can almost taste it! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8091 it's subway sammy 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8092 The meat still looks too thin. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8093 I understand you saved money having the super fix the pipes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8094 Come on Michael, let's jump on board and eat our way home. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8095 Groundhog Day. “Allright, who ordered the Cobb salad?” 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
8096 But I’m afraid it’ll be stale before it gets to Yemen . . . . 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8097 All these years The Beatles were living in a sandwich? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8098 We could get there faster on a Blimpie. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8099 ‘’Just in time for the Rat Hole Local.’’ 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8100 How do they preserve it so well? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8101 holy hsit its a sandwich 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8102 Next stop: Four Pounds Upville! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8103 https://contest.newyorker.com/ 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8104 They added guacamole for just one extra dollar. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8105 He's the new Ciabatta Whale from Africa! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8106 Remember where we are: row 14. Otherwise it's easy to confuse them. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8107 Subway Day again? Get out the ruler so we can make sure it’s the size of the train. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8108 They call it the "Megalodon-air 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8109 Lunch everyone 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8110 When does Jared get out of jail, again? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8111 That's a whale of a sandwich! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8112 I hope he didn't leave us anything! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8113 It goes every sandwich way 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8114 Not riding it, not eating it. Tonight it's a cab home and pizza delivery. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8115 I was told to heat up the music! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8116 Her roll is diminishing with each grindering halt. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8117 It's being held here momentarily by the train's devourers. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8118 They forgot the coconut. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8119 Let’s see what’s happening at the Subway. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8120 A meal in itself 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8121 Their marketing team is quite enamored with puns, huh. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8122 Do you think it ate Junior? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8123 Let's wait for the giardiniera express. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8124 Ride Fresh! Choose Smell! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8125 I said `no pickles'. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8126 Moby Subs are finally above water! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8127 We probably could've satirized the idea that organized religion is nothing but hot air in a more organic way. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8128 Salad daze 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8129 Boomers remember the time and place they learned the name, "Yoko Ono." 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8130 why would they choose a cartoon with words in it for the caption contest? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8131 Boy, you can really see it’s romaine now! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8132 A sure sign your age is showing. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8133 I guess we'll make it to Texas soon? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8134 Soo....what do you suppose that really IS ? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8135 FLUNKED OUT 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8136 This is a much better option than the other subway sandwich. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8137 Can you play “the Devil went down to Georgia” on that? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8138 What shameless advertising. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8139 You should see the size of our air conditioning unit! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8140 The hamburger within the lot. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8141 If they thought solving hunger could be done by giving everyone "a"sandwich, I wonder how many acres of this roof they will build to give them all shelter? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8142 She said a Hoagie and the Deli guy heard a Huggie... 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8143 I wonder what kind of plant it grew on 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8144 Jared's tortured by hallucinations from his glory days. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8145 Let’s wair for the tuna express. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8146 Wait, aren't we supposed to walk? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8147 Your playing radiates such warmth! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8148 This was from the 21st Century before we all miniaturized. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8149 Now I know why they call this the LITERAL TRAIN LINE. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8150 I don't think a sub wall will stop illegal immigrants. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8151 (Side effects may include nausea, singing and weeping. If you experience a hug lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. Ask your doctor if Two-Hour Nostalgia is right for you.) 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8152 Honey, remember I told you they call them ‘Hoagies’ in Philadelphia. Can we board at the capocollo? I get sick riding backwards. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
8153 I don't know what to say without risking trademark infringement. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8154 What else would you expect in Bora Bora? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8155 Wait until cousin Pudgy hears about this. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8156 I guess that's our ride to New York. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8157 The Mad Men for Subway have done it again. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8158 Corporate sponsorship has finally gone too far. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8159 Oh dear, they lost their way again ... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8160 I don't think Handel meant his Water Music to be taken this seriously. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8161 Looks like this isn't the short cut to the D Train. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8162 Yummy ride. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8163 Sad. It was once such a good song. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8164 Sardines run out today. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8165 Thank God! If we ordered from the other place, we would have gotten a Wreck! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8166 Let's take the next one. Jared Fogle's the conductor on this line. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8167 Let's twist again. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8168 What's amazing is that the artist found the preservatives were already in it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8169 Do you think they have a gluten-free exhibit? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8170 Trump sanctioned it for the Veteran's day parade as a kind of Hero's hero Train. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8171 It’s a subway sandwich. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8172 I can't get on this, it's full ... of calories 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8173 This was an example of what they stopped eating to over come gas! also 3/18 i missed “ what did he say ...hi jack going my way? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8174 Post tweet storm. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8175 Those were the minutes. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8176 With the addition of a new member, the THN Club increased its membership by 50% versus the prior year. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8177 Living proof that 'short term memory' is a relative concept.... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8178 Twitterama 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8179 Those were simpler times 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8180 Are you as hungry as a whale? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
8181 In Philly we call them Hoagies. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8182 This workday leftover exhibit is way cool. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8183 Notice how the male of the species always focuses on what he can’t yet see, while the female typically becomes enraptured with what she sees and feels before her. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8184 Honey, there must be some mistake, I thought we were going vegan. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
8185 What a sacrifice. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
8186 Subway signature wrap advertising?" "Yum! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
8187 Yeah, they didn't even figure the tip for us! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
8188 Eat fresh? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
8189 Being packed in like a sardine is one thing, but sliced up is another! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
8190 Our deacon is a plumber. We also have hot and cold running water in the baptismal font. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
8191 It was moving until it went cold turkey. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
8192 The local may be less jammed pack. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
8193 And you thought Taco Bell paying to rename the Taco "Liberty" Bell was crazy! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
8194 Nothing beats a Subway sandwich train for fast caloric intake 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0