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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He really did appoint Chris Christie as Secretary of Transportation. 1.8666 0.01054 6051 2492 1874 1685
1 We can take this and transfer to the BLT at 42nd 1.8653 0.01277 3906 1542 1348 1016
2 You rarely see heroes in the subway anymore 1.8637 0.01329 3507 1358 1269 880
3 Next stop, New Deli. 1.8537 0.01274 3808 1495 1375 938
4 Why does everything look like food when I am on a diet? 1.8489 0.01019 6153 2502 2079 1572
5 Let’s wait for the next train. Something’s not kosher with this one. 1.8392 0.01328 3259 1240 1303 716
6 I think we're at the wrong Subway 1.8331 0.01728 2139 891 714 534
7 I’m just relieved Subway outbid Trojan. 1.8323 0.01090 5915 2657 1593 1665
8 You realize you’ve just wasted your last wish, don’t you? 1.8236 0.01044 5874 2489 1932 1453
9 Budget cuts, service cuts, now, cold cuts? 1.8111 0.01006 5933 2447 2160 1326
10 Let's catch the next one. I hate being sandwiched in. 1.8047 0.01677 2130 886 774 470
11 I don't care, it's on time and we're taking it. 1.8013 0.01032 5565 2311 2049 1205
12 Next stop is the Mayo Clinic. 1.7956 0.01058 5597 2442 1857 1298
13 It's on time but it's not what I ordered 1.7948 0.01278 3304 1300 1382 622
14 What's next? The gravy train? 1.7943 0.01327 3535 1539 1184 812
15 If it touches the third rail it's toasted 1.7842 0.01641 2155 908 804 443
16 Let's wait for the club car. 1.7749 0.01132 4612 1999 1652 961
17 I'm going to need a moment to digest this. 1.7708 0.01067 4891 2050 1912 929
18 It looks packed. Let's wait for the BLT. 1.7707 0.01355 3249 1427 1140 682
19 If it touches the third rail it's toasted 1.7703 0.01039 5520 2424 1940 1156
20 They did say it would take a hero to fix the MTA... 1.7584 0.01150 4723 2183 1498 1042
21 No, dear, that's the 12. We want the six. 1.7444 0.01134 4581 2084 1584 913
22 Should we take this one or wait for the BLT? 1.7375 0.01162 4374 2016 1490 868
23 The sign did say subway. 1.7347 0.01714 1979 907 690 382
24 This is inbound. Trust me, you don't want to see outbound. 1.7344 0.01509 2828 1386 807 635
25 The regular train broke down so they had to bring in a sub. 1.7341 0.01253 3798 1771 1266 761
26 I thought we had a ticket to rye. 1.7312 0.01215 4022 1880 1343 799
27 Yes, dear, it's a chew chew train. 1.7232 0.01141 4649 2227 1482 940
28 It's packed. Let's hail a taco. 1.7147 0.01251 3827 1847 1225 755
29 I think we're at the wrong Subway 1.7118 0.01434 2894 1398 932 564
30 We must have read the map wrong. Looks like we're on the digestive track. 1.7100 0.01235 3907 1894 1252 761
31 Let's wait. There's a vegan option directly behind this one. 1.7081 0.01440 2597 1189 977 431
32 Does 'If You See Something, Say Something' apply here? 1.7032 0.01839 1799 893 547 359
33 Wanna take this or wait for the lo-cal? 1.6969 0.01745 1894 920 628 346
34 And at that moment, Natalie used the word 'literally' correctly for the first time. 1.6934 0.01244 4015 2052 1142 821
35 Looks like the president has moved on to infrastructure. 1.6934 0.01322 3594 1848 1000 746
36 It's final destination is what worries me. 1.6859 0.01555 2413 1202 767 444
37 If you say, "Lettuce in," one more time... 1.6811 0.01598 2245 1115 731 399
38 I love this city. If you miss a visual metaphor another will be along in five minutes. 1.6748 0.01402 2835 1400 957 478
39 It's either this or hail a cabbage. 1.6723 0.01300 3528 1819 1046 663
40 You did say it would take a hero to fix the MTA.... 1.6702 0.01358 3199 1645 964 590
41 Let’s wait for the next one. I hate being sandwiched in. 1.6702 0.01485 2468 1213 856 399
42 I’m trying to avoid fast food. 1.6688 0.01590 2171 1074 742 355
43 Let’s catch the next one. This one’s got everything on it. 1.6685 0.01226 3629 1790 1252 587
44 Don't call it a hoagie or they'll know you're a tourist. 1.6523 0.01458 2511 1258 868 385
45 Not that one. It's loaded with transit fats. 1.6487 0.01344 3200 1684 956 560
46 That explains the rats. 1.6471 0.01684 1958 1011 627 320
47 If that’s the sub car, let’s get out of here before the bullet train arrives. 1.6381 0.01589 2368 1291 643 434
48 This whole product placement advertising thing is getting out of control. 1.6377 0.01663 1968 1021 639 308
49 You're sure he said to take the BLT to Brooklyn? 1.6366 0.01671 1987 1043 623 321
50 After 9 rides, the 10th one is free! 1.6360 0.01926 1426 731 483 212
51 Wait for the vegetarian, it's less crowded. 1.6231 0.01556 2303 1239 693 371
52 Next stop--the Mayo Clinic! 1.6224 0.01651 2095 1143 600 352
53 Oh good, a dining car. 1.6216 0.01631 2011 1062 648 301
54 Let's take the next train. I just ate. 1.6191 0.01603 2145 1155 652 338
55 Let's wait for the gravy train. 1.6182 0.01667 2111 1176 565 370
56 We finally found the sub-station. 1.6163 0.01642 1991 1063 629 299
57 Did you know that the B, L, and T lines had merged? 1.6149 0.01838 1615 871 495 249
58 Let’s wait. This one looks a little seedy. 1.6106 0.01872 1451 761 494 196
59 I love the new meds we are taking! 1.6097 0.02044 1399 788 369 242
60 No, lets wait for one with no mayo. 1.6089 0.03017 583 313 185 85
61 I'm gonna wait for one without onions. 1.6079 0.01707 1780 947 584 249
62 Impressive, yep. But you should see the station in Hamburg. 1.6059 0.01785 1690 919 518 253
63 Chris Christie must be in town again 1.6055 0.01874 1696 971 423 302
64 I've got a ticket to Rye. 1.6048 0.01895 1465 789 466 210
65 That's the white bread to the Upper East Side. We want to the whole wheat to Brooklyn. 1.6024 0.01936 1514 850 416 248
66 I love what they've done with the club car. 1.6013 0.01917 1407 756 456 195
67 This isn't what I meant when I said "Let's take a Subway home." 1.6009 0.01831 1576 856 493 227
68 And somehow, it still smells like urine. 1.5979 0.02078 1425 840 318 267
69 I expect the next one will be a whopper. 1.5971 0.01836 1504 806 498 200
70 This happens all the time in New York; someone falls on the tracks, then someone else becomes a big hero. 1.5946 0.01963 1406 781 414 211
71 Let's wait, this doesn't look kosher. 1.5927 0.01918 1392 755 449 188
72 Siri, I meant the closest subway train. 1.5892 0.02034 1295 722 383 190
73 I heard there were delays on the BLT. 1.5863 0.02088 1269 722 350 197
74 That's the BLT. The IRT comes in three minutes. 1.5855 0.02090 1252 709 353 190
75 No, wait. This is going to Philly. 1.5850 0.02055 1253 699 375 179
76 I knew Cuomo's MTA improvement plan was bologna. 1.5826 0.02118 1205 682 344 179
77 Let's wait for the BLT. 1.5807 0.02179 1183 684 311 188
78 Just be glad we're not in Philadelphia. 1.5807 0.02166 1183 680 319 184
79 So it's true - a hero really did jump onto the tracks this morning. 1.5795 0.02182 1151 659 317 175
80 They did say to expect delis. 1.5793 0.02208 1148 664 303 181
81 That's not going to help the rat problem. 1.5752 0.02264 1097 640 283 174
82 When did New York get so literal? 1.5741 0.02258 1066 613 294 159
83 They say the first week of Atkins is always the toughest. 1.5741 0.02223 1080 616 308 156
84 That's the BLT, we want the BMT. 1.5738 0.02209 1077 610 316 151
85 Let's wait. I think the 4:17 comes with fries and a pickle. 1.5707 0.02312 1018 589 277 152
86 Now, that's fast food! 1.5704 0.02213 1008 558 325 125
87 I hate to state the obvious, but this is the wrong subway 1.5697 0.02350 1011 593 260 158
88 Stand clear of the closing dough. 1.5692 0.02306 1005 578 282 145
89 The first 5 days without gluten are always the hardest. 1.5691 0.02344 998 581 266 151
90 This is a substation? 1.5668 0.02337 981 567 272 142
91 OK, in this case you may use the word "literally." 1.5654 0.02380 941 544 262 135
92 Is this the IRT or the BLT? 1.5649 0.02336 947 540 279 128
93 Let's wait for one that doesn't have everything on it. 1.5630 0.02361 929 532 271 126
94 Of course it is fast food. This is the express line. 1.5624 0.02381 914 524 266 124
95 Are you sure this is the lo-cal? 1.5619 0.02423 913 532 249 132
96 Look, the new line from Philly is in. 1.5611 0.02336 900 505 285 110
97 That’s not ours honey, that’s the twelve.Ours is the six. 1.5601 0.02383 882 500 270 112
98 Wait. The next one might come with pickles. 1.5590 0.02356 882 496 279 107
99 That's the pastrami to Rye. 1.5578 0.02513 857 505 226 126
100 Happens a lot in New York; someone falls on the tracks, then instantly someone else turns into a hero. 1.5574 0.02478 863 504 237 122
101 You take 9 rides and get the 10th for free. 1.5557 0.02373 835 464 278 93
102 Did you ask Alexa for Subway again? 1.5485 0.02616 784 467 204 113
103 Yep...this is Philly.... 1.5482 0.02609 757 443 213 101
104 Let's wait for the next train. I don't feel like getting sandwiched in. 1.5479 0.02622 772 458 205 109
105 Because the joke doesn’t work, darling, if you call it a hoagie. 1.5476 0.02609 767 452 210 105
106 I guess we missed the lo-cal. 1.5466 0.02552 761 439 228 94
107 Something isn’t Kosher 1.5464 0.02542 754 432 232 90
108 I would have preferred the gravy train. 1.5464 0.02664 754 450 196 108
109 Due to subway maintenance, B, L, and T trains are experience severe delis. 1.5451 0.02697 754 456 185 113
110 I'm not that hungry......let's take the croissant town bus instead. 1.5451 0.02677 754 453 191 110
111 They asked if I wanted it to go. 1.5436 0.02551 734 419 231 84
112 It's hard to get anywhere in this city; the main arteries are always clogged. 1.5420 0.02727 727 439 182 106
113 This subway is headed to DC. It's full of bologna. 1.5402 0.02781 709 432 171 106
114 That one only goes to Little Italy. 1.5392 0.02648 701 408 208 85
115 Let’s wait. This one looks a little seedy. 1.5390 0.02643 692 400 211 81
116 Let's wait for the next one; this one's stuffed. 1.5390 0.02698 692 407 197 88
117 New improved subway??? I say it's the same old baloney. 1.5380 0.02729 684 405 190 89
118 Well you have to admit, it has never smelled this good down here. 1.5358 0.02564 670 375 231 64
119 I'll just eat on the train. 1.5349 0.02731 673 398 190 85
120 It’s more amazing that it arrived on schedule. 1.5344 0.02747 668 396 187 85
121 It's the BLT line 1.5334 0.02694 658 382 201 75
122 It only runs on the digestive track. 1.5323 0.02796 650 388 178 84
123 Wait for the next one- I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.5321 0.02709 639 369 200 70
124 Is this the lo-cal? 1.5321 0.02833 639 383 172 84
125 The sign clearly said SUBWAY. 1.5319 0.02767 643 379 186 78
126 It's not what I ordered, but it's on time. 1.5297 0.02751 623 362 192 69
127 This is what happens when you put tariffs on Chinese steel. 1.5296 0.02943 625 385 149 91
128 Do you have your ticket to Rye? 1.5287 0.02844 628 377 170 81
129 Nope, that's not ours. It's got mayonnaise. 1.5285 0.02787 615 360 185 70
130 I think that's the old BLT line. 1.5278 0.02863 612 366 169 77
131 I ordered it to go. 1.5278 0.02787 612 358 185 69
132 They say each car is made fresh daily. 1.5275 0.02700 618 354 202 62
133 I get the subway pun, but mostly I'm just worried that there's a giant train in the sandwich shop right now. 1.5261 0.02925 595 359 159 77
134 If this were a New Yorker cartoon, there wouldn't be a caption. 1.5261 0.03103 595 378 121 96
135 No, that’s not us - we want the BLT line. 1.5259 0.02900 599 360 163 76
136 You wanna take this one - or wait for the BLT? 1.5259 0.03004 599 371 141 87
137 I miss the old subway. 1.5255 0.02795 607 356 183 68
138 This must be the new sub station we've been hearing about. 1.5253 0.02810 594 347 182 65
139 It's not the hero New York wants, but it's the hero New York needs. 1.5252 0.02773 596 345 189 62
140 Well, this is redundant. 1.5250 0.02973 600 369 147 84
141 I miss the days when the B, L, and T ran on separate lines. 1.5225 0.02867 578 341 172 65
142 We're finally going to rub elbows with the upper crust. 1.5222 0.02818 586 343 180 63
143 Wait, something doesn't feel Kosher. 1.5218 0.02886 573 339 169 65
144 The local broke down so they brought in a sub. 1.5218 0.02969 573 347 153 73
145 You go ahead. I'm waiting for the pastrami on Rye 1.5218 0.02928 573 343 161 69
146 Oh, right! Here in London you ask how to get to the Tube, not the subway. 1.5215 0.03008 581 358 143 80
147 Let's wait for the 12 inch. There's more room. 1.5204 0.02895 565 334 168 63
148 I said I wanted a sandwich to eat on the ride home, not a ride to eat on the sandwich home. 1.5196 0.03032 560 343 143 74
149 Well at least it's on time. 1.5195 0.02855 564 330 175 59
150 Yes, but at least it's on time. 1.5195 0.02777 564 323 189 52
151 You would think this city would know the difference between literally and figuratively. 1.5181 0.03033 552 337 144 71
152 I swear to God if I feel another salami pressed up on me today... 1.5181 0.02967 552 331 156 65
153 Let's wait for the next car.  I don't like feeling so sandwiched in. 1.5176 0.02986 539 322 155 62
154 Hurry, we need to ketchup so they will lettuce on. 1.5174 0.03108 547 340 131 76
155 I’ve heard these are built in New Deli. 1.5171 0.02988 555 336 151 68
156 Gee, I was hoping for the gravy train! 1.5171 0.02970 557 336 154 67
157 You go, I’ll take the Reuben. 1.5165 0.02969 546 327 156 63
158 We can eat on the train. 1.5149 0.02964 536 319 158 59
159 Huh. I always thought the name was ironic. 1.5124 0.03006 523 313 152 58
160 Not this one. We want the gravy train. 1.5124 0.03264 525 337 107 81
161 I guess Subway's new ad campaign is really on track. 1.5117 0.03053 512 308 146 58
162 The Grinder goes to Connecticut. If we want Philly, we take the Hoagie. 1.5116 0.02948 516 303 162 51
163 I tell you Madge, ever since this diet I see food everywhere. 1.5109 0.03145 503 308 133 62
164 You’ll want to switch to the BLT at Times Square. 1.5107 0.03099 513 313 138 62
165 We're on the wrong platform. We need the B, L or T trains. 1.5107 0.03074 513 311 142 60
166 5 more rides and we get a free one. 1.5106 0.03015 521 313 150 58
167 Great. We can eat on the way. 1.5098 0.03007 508 302 153 53
168 It's still better than the Panda Express. 1.5098 0.03121 508 311 135 62
169 Nope not ours. I said hold the mustard. 1.5098 0.03007 508 302 153 53
170 It looks full. 1.5097 0.03011 516 309 151 56
171 Let's ride in the club car. 1.5080 0.03082 500 302 142 56
172 That's Hamtrak. We want the BLT line. 1.5080 0.03162 502 310 129 63
173 That must be the train to Philly. 1.5080 0.03261 502 318 113 71
174 We want the BMT, not the BLT. 1.5080 0.03060 502 302 145 55
175 Wow, that's a surprise: It's on time and it's fresh! 1.5071 0.03114 493 299 138 56
176 You should see the rat that dragged it here. 1.5071 0.03321 495 317 105 73
177 This is my tenth ride, so the next one is free. 1.5061 0.03243 488 305 119 64
178 No, we're going to Rye. 1.5061 0.03168 490 301 130 59
179 ...it was then that New Yorkers realized the long-touted infrastructure bill was drafted too hastily. 1.5033 0.03373 461 292 106 63
180 That would be clever in New York, but this is London. 1.5021 0.03359 466 296 106 64
181 Is that the club car? 1.5021 0.03170 470 286 132 52
182 Ok, see now you can say "literally". 1.5021 0.03244 472 293 121 58
183 I can't believe they named an entire transportation system after a sandwich! 1.5021 0.03230 472 292 123 57
184 Our subway is here. 1.5011 0.03288 461 287 117 57
185 Their advertising’s getting out of hand. 1.5011 0.03096 461 274 143 44
186 So they finally opened the B.L.T line... 1.5011 0.03274 461 286 119 56
187 The very last train will be vegan, I´m telling you. 1.5000 0.03156 470 286 133 51
188 They said we'd need a hero to fix the MTA... 1.5000 0.03286 456 283 118 55
189 Everything is so literal in this city. 1.4989 0.03270 459 285 119 55
190 Do you think we can get it to-go? 1.4989 0.03176 457 277 132 48
191 If you see something, say something 1.4966 0.03350 447 281 110 56
192 This must be the special. 1.4966 0.03290 447 277 118 52
193 I told you it would be worth the wait. 1.4966 0.03144 445 266 137 42
194 Not only is it ten minutes late, but they forgot the pickles! 1.4955 0.03255 442 271 123 48
195 I say we take it. Because the #2 and #3 combos never arrive on time. 1.4943 0.03207 439 266 129 44
196 Now that's what I call fast food 1.4943 0.03135 437 260 138 39
197 Looks like Trump fired the Secretary of Transportation. 1.4931 0.03515 432 280 91 61
198 We take this subway one stop and transfer to the BLT. 1.4931 0.03453 432 276 99 57
199 The Vegan is always less crowded. 1.4931 0.03261 432 264 123 45
200 I told you the subway improvements were a bunch of bologna. 1.4931 0.03358 432 270 111 51
201 That's the BLT, we want the BMT. 1.4929 0.03283 422 257 122 43
202 Thanks, but I think I will wait for the Gravy Train 1.4919 0.03505 431 279 92 60
203 I ordered it to go. 1.4918 0.03176 429 257 133 39
204 Now you know why they call it "Subway." 1.4918 0.03322 427 264 116 47
205 Hold on a sec...it’s a local. Let’s wait for the Panda Express 1.4918 0.03338 427 265 114 48
206 Let's see what's on the next one. 1.4918 0.03420 427 270 104 53
207 I get it, Larry. It's just not funny! 1.4918 0.03371 427 267 110 50
208 Pardon me, boy, but is that the Chattanooga Chew Chew? 1.4915 0.03519 411 262 96 53
209 I want it to go. 1.4905 0.03466 422 269 99 54
210 Going to a sub contractor was a bad idea. 1.4905 0.03434 422 267 103 52
211 It smells a lot better than the usual subway. 1.4905 0.03384 422 264 109 49
212 We’re late, and I’m hungry. Let’s take it. 1.4905 0.03231 422 255 127 40
213 Looks like this one's fully loaded. 1.4905 0.03178 422 252 133 37
214 You told me it was just a metaphor. 1.4893 0.03288 421 258 120 43
215 We want the BMT, not the BLT. 1.4893 0.03282 419 256 121 42
216 This is the hoagie to Little Italy. We want the hot dog to Coney Island. 1.4892 0.03514 417 268 94 55
217 We can take it to Times Square and grab a cross-town bagel. 1.4892 0.03397 417 261 108 48
218 It’s usually jam-packed. 1.4892 0.03241 417 252 126 39
219 That's not the one. We need the BLT line. 1.4892 0.03270 415 252 123 40
220 Mind waiting for a gluten free car? 1.4891 0.03293 411 250 121 40
221 At this time of day, it's always overstuffed. 1.4879 0.03258 414 251 124 39
222 Let's take the #9; it departs later but it comes with fries and and a drink. 1.4879 0.03466 414 263 100 51
223 Finally, a club car! 1.4879 0.03432 414 261 104 49
224 It is on time, but is it fresh? 1.4866 0.03268 409 248 123 38
225 This is the wrong subway. 1.4863 0.03603 401 260 87 54
226 I'd hate to see the rat that pulled that thing down the stairs. 1.4852 0.03586 406 264 87 55
227 Take The Ham Sub to 42nd Street and then change to a BLT. 1.4850 0.03450 400 251 104 45
228 A train that arrived on time! My hero. 1.4823 0.03456 396 249 103 44
229 Let's wait for the New Deli Express. 1.4822 0.03356 394 242 114 38
230 I liked it better when Transportation and Agriculture were separate agencies. 1.4822 0.03543 394 252 94 48
231 You sit next to the jalapeño this time. 1.4807 0.03558 389 249 93 47
232 That one looks kind of seedy. 1.4807 0.03426 389 242 107 40
233 Let's see...genoa salami--yes, this one goes to Little Italy. 1.4806 0.03360 387 237 114 36
234 This is where the B, L, and T lines converge. 1.4795 0.03419 390 243 107 40
235 Did you see the size of the rat dragging this sucker? 1.4791 0.03645 382 248 85 49
236 This one looks a little seedy. Let's wait for the next one. 1.4791 0.03431 382 237 107 38
237 Let's wait. The BLT arrives in five minutes. 1.4788 0.03457 378 235 105 38
238 Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4786 0.03645 374 241 87 46
239 Let's wait for the 2:15 bagel. 1.4786 0.03337 374 226 117 31
240 I assume that’s the dining car. 1.4786 0.03504 374 234 101 39
241 The train's pretty full - do you think they'll lettuce in? 1.4775 0.03544 377 239 96 42
242 Last time I took this one I ended up in a pretty big pickle. 1.4775 0.03402 377 232 110 35
243 Try not to look surprised. You're a New Yorker! 1.4775 0.03484 377 236 102 39
244 I’m glad we don’t have a bullet train. 1.4775 0.03700 377 247 80 50
245 No matter how you slice it, we're going to be late. 1.4763 0.03403 380 235 109 36
246 Now that's what I call a club car! 1.4763 0.03444 380 237 105 38
247 I thought you were misusing the word ‘literally’again. 1.4759 0.03484 374 234 102 38
248 IRT, BLT... as long as it gets us there. 1.4759 0.03463 374 233 104 37
249 Think we can sandwich in? 1.4758 0.03599 372 238 91 43
250 May be a grinder where you come from, but here it’s definitely a sub. 1.4758 0.03599 372 238 91 43
251 What's next? Actual cookies in our computers? 1.4757 0.03614 370 237 90 43
252 It all started when someone released a baby sandwich down here in the 80's. 1.4757 0.03674 370 240 84 46
253 Pardon me, boy, is that the Chattanooga chew chew? 1.4757 0.03654 370 239 86 45
254 I think that's the train to Little Italy 1.4755 0.03330 368 222 117 29
255 They say the engineer was an Italian war hero. 1.4755 0.03546 368 232 97 39
256 That's the Express. We need the Lo-cal. 1.4747 0.03617 375 242 88 45
257 Let's wait for the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.4747 0.03477 375 235 102 38
258 That's the express to Little Italy. An egg roll will be by in a few minutes to take us to Chinatown. 1.4747 0.03538 375 238 96 41
259 Don’t complain. If this was London we’d have to ride the Bangers and Mash. 1.4741 0.03573 367 233 94 40
260 This is exactly what happens when rats are able to lobby Congress. 1.4741 0.03573 367 233 94 40
261 I told you those brownies were amazing! 1.4741 0.03736 367 241 78 48
262 I hate being sandwiched in with strangers. 1.4738 0.03538 363 228 98 37
263 I told you this was the Subway stop. 1.4738 0.03538 363 228 98 37
264 Surprise ! Meals on Wheels !! 1.4738 0.03665 363 234 86 43
265 So then my therapist says, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." 1.4738 0.03560 363 229 96 38
266 So I was telling Judith that the hardest part of dieting is that food is absolutely everywhere. 1.4738 0.03581 363 230 94 39
267 My hero has finally arrived. 1.4724 0.03672 362 234 85 43
268 At least we won't feel like sardines. 1.4724 0.03609 362 231 91 40
269 No, that's the 6:00 hoagie to Philly, we want the 6:00 grinder to Boston. 1.4719 0.03802 356 235 74 47
270 That must be the train to Philly. 1.4719 0.03697 356 230 84 42
271 Call the Mayo Clinic. 1.4704 0.03789 355 234 75 46
272 Looks like we’re going to be sandwiched in again. 1.4704 0.03551 355 223 97 35
273 I take this train on a deli basis 1.4701 0.03603 351 222 93 36
274 Looks like your diet's about to go off the rails. 1.4701 0.03557 351 220 97 34
275 It's not even rush hour, and everyone's still sandwiched in. 1.4701 0.03779 351 230 77 44
276 I told you before. The 12-inch goes to Brooklyn. It's the 6-inch that goes to Queens. 1.4701 0.03534 351 219 99 33
277 Hence, the name. 1.4701 0.03692 351 226 85 40
278 Does this line stop at the Mayo Clinic? 1.4693 0.03638 358 230 88 40
279 Must be the dining car. 1.4686 0.03587 350 221 94 35
280 I think it's New York City's version of 'Meals on Wheels'. 1.4682 0.03640 346 220 90 36
281 Privatizing the subway system was a bad idea. 1.4682 0.03663 346 221 88 37
282 There's your proof. Now will you stop calling them "hoagies"? 1.4680 0.03769 344 224 79 41
283 Our fare includes a medium drink and a bag of chips. 1.4672 0.03487 351 218 102 31
284 It's the Trump Subway, all dough, little substance. 1.4663 0.03816 341 224 75 42
285 *sigh* I remember when this stop used to be kosher. 1.4661 0.03764 339 220 80 39
286 Damn homonyms. 1.4645 0.03749 338 219 81 38
287 Well that certainly one-ups the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile... 1.4643 0.03765 336 218 80 38
288 Subway is testing a new fast-food line. 1.4641 0.03805 334 218 77 39
289 Maybe legalization wasn’t such a great idea after all 1.4639 0.03799 332 216 78 38
290 Oh good, the BLT's on time. 1.4639 0.03677 332 211 88 33
291 No, the Philly train is a cheese steak. 1.4639 0.03652 332 210 90 32
292 Well, I guess this means they finally put an end to the gravy train. 1.4633 0.03630 341 217 90 34
293 Did you bring the coupon? 1.4622 0.03584 331 207 95 29
294 Last time I rode this some guy exposed his pepperoncino. 1.4622 0.03758 331 214 81 36
295 Let's wait, the Express comes with mustard. 1.4622 0.03782 331 215 79 37
296 Excuse me. Is that the BLT? 1.4620 0.03599 329 206 94 29
297 I hear it runs entirely on oil and vinegar. 1.4618 0.03692 327 208 87 32
298 Let's wait for the 11:40, it's gluten free. 1.4618 0.03816 327 213 77 37
299 I've got it. This is the literal line. We need metaphorical. 1.4601 0.03699 326 208 86 32
300 Is this the BLT? 1.4594 0.03801 320 207 79 34
301 Oh, I thought we were waiting for the gravy train. 1.4594 0.03775 320 206 81 33
302 I had no idea Subway delivered. 1.4594 0.03827 320 208 77 35
303 Wow, that IS good peyote... 1.4590 0.03774 329 214 79 36
304 I'm pretty sure this one came from Philly. 1.4587 0.03741 327 211 82 34
305 It's the hero New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.4587 0.03561 327 204 96 27
306 This’ll get us to midtown; we can call a slider to take us the rest of the way. 1.4577 0.03783 319 206 80 33
307 That's the #1. The #2 comes with a drink. 1.4574 0.03774 317 204 81 32
308 I thought we were taking the BLT 1.4574 0.03878 317 208 73 36
309 Gives "fast food" a new meaning... 1.4571 0.03791 315 203 80 32
310 I think I understand why the New York subways have a rodent problem. 1.4571 0.03844 315 205 76 34
311 We're in the wrong subway. 1.4571 0.03844 315 205 76 34
312 The gluten-free isn't due for ten more minutes. 1.4571 0.03738 315 201 84 30
313 You call that infrastructure revitalization? If you ask me, it's full of baloney. 1.4557 0.03964 316 211 66 39
314 Let's wait for the roast beef. 1.4557 0.03647 316 199 90 27
315 They sandwiched this express in between the local trains 1.4557 0.03729 316 202 84 30
316 The B,L and T lines are running on same track tonight. 1.4557 0.03913 316 209 70 37
317 Any way you slice it, we're not going to get a seat. 1.4557 0.03674 316 200 88 28
318 Let's wait for the one without onions. 1.4554 0.03745 314 201 83 30
319 I hope I don't have to sit next to an anchovy again. 1.4548 0.03780 310 199 81 30
320 What did you expect? This is a Subway station. 1.4548 0.03835 310 201 77 32
321 Why don't you take this one, I'm vegan. 1.4545 0.03880 308 201 74 33
322 That must be the club car. 1.4545 0.03627 308 192 92 24
323 Looks like we'll have to sandwich ourselves in. 1.4545 0.04014 308 206 64 38
324 I'm just worried about where this is headed. 1.4545 0.03798 308 198 80 30
325 Let’s wait for the next one, it’s a Reuben 1.4545 0.03853 308 200 76 32
326 You should see what they’re working with in Philly. 1.4540 0.03817 315 205 77 33
327 Wait, this train will take us to Dehli...we want the one that goes to Rye. 1.4540 0.03817 315 205 77 33
328 Talk about a moveable feast. 1.4540 0.03682 315 200 87 28
329 Italian! I thought we were in the French Quarter. 1.4528 0.03778 307 197 81 29
330 Is this what they meant by transportation cuts? 1.4528 0.03889 307 201 73 33
331 That explains the fare increase to $5.99 1.4525 0.03880 305 199 74 32
332 We change here for the uptown BLT. 1.4521 0.04063 303 204 61 38
333 Now THAT's product placement! 1.4521 0.03726 303 192 85 26
334 Looks like you can have your subway and eat it too. 1.4521 0.03870 303 197 75 31
335 Looks stuffed! Let's wait for the next one. 1.4518 0.03831 301 194 78 29
336 The merger was the only way for the MTA to survive. 1.4518 0.03802 301 193 80 28
337 Let's catch the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in there. 1.4518 0.03917 301 197 72 32
338 I hate fasting before a blood test. 1.4516 0.04020 310 209 62 39
339 Let's wait for the next one. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.4500 0.03897 300 196 73 31
340 Let's wait for the Special, it comes with chips and a drink. 1.4493 0.03787 296 189 81 26
341 Transfer available to the N, the R, and the BLT. 1.4493 0.03695 296 186 87 23
342 Let’s wait. The next one is gluten free. 1.4490 0.03744 294 186 84 24
343 That's the local hero; let's wait for the express. 1.4490 0.03775 294 187 82 25
344 Let's wait for the Panda Express. 1.4490 0.04099 294 198 60 36
345 No Jared that train has left, and this is a dream, and you're still in prison. 1.4490 0.04127 294 199 58 37
346 And the third rail keeps it warm and toasty! 1.4479 0.04045 288 191 65 32
347 This would make no sense in London. 1.4479 0.03861 288 185 77 26
348 I guess that explains the train in the sub shop upstairs. 1.4471 0.03993 293 194 67 32
349 So THAT'S where the name came from! 1.4471 0.03993 293 194 67 32
350 Please let it be one with no onions. 1.4471 0.03844 293 189 77 27
351 Well... I think corporate sponsorship has finally gone too far. 1.4471 0.03874 293 190 75 28
352 Did you use an uppercase S when you Googled ‘nearest subway’? 1.4467 0.03801 291 186 80 25
353 Let's wait for the BLT. 1.4467 0.03984 291 192 68 31
354 Let's wait for the express. It's kosher. 1.4464 0.03913 289 188 73 28
355 Did she say take the BMT or the BLT? 1.4464 0.03819 289 185 79 25
356 Did you order it to go? 1.4460 0.03901 287 186 74 27
357 Well...it is a subway station. 1.4460 0.03994 287 189 68 30
358 "That's a local, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomato". 1.4460 0.03963 287 188 70 29
359 You DID ask for a sub to go. 1.4448 0.03830 281 179 79 23
360 This is total baloney. 1.4448 0.04024 281 185 67 29
361 It's not real. You're just hungry. 1.4444 0.03922 288 188 72 28
362 Flying is faster, but you only get peanuts. 1.4441 0.03878 286 185 75 26
363 I think it's the dining car. 1.4437 0.03929 284 185 72 27
364 No graffiti -- that's fresh! 1.4437 0.04023 284 188 66 30
365 I’ll take it if it’s a lo-cal 1.4437 0.04023 284 188 66 30
366 I don't think it's dementia if I see it too. 1.4437 0.04054 284 189 64 31
367 At least it's on time. 1.4433 0.03949 282 184 71 27
368 Must be the dining car. 1.4433 0.03786 282 179 81 22
369 And then a hero comes along. 1.4429 0.03904 280 181 74 25
370 It's the BLT line 1.4429 0.04001 280 184 68 28
371 We should be early, so long as nothing goes a rye. 1.4429 0.03969 280 183 70 27
372 Who knew the MTA would resort to irony? 1.4429 0.04033 280 185 66 29
373 Well, you did order it to go. 1.4429 0.03969 280 183 70 27
374 Is this the sub-standard service we'eve been hearing about? 1.4429 0.03771 280 177 82 21
375 Too crowded. Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4421 0.04043 285 190 64 31
376 Stand clear of the closing dough. 1.4413 0.04116 281 189 60 32
377 Wow! Imagine the song that Duke Ellington could write about this! 1.4404 0.03900 277 179 74 24
378 Let's get it to go. 1.4404 0.03900 277 179 74 24
379 Technically, the sign isn't wrong. 1.4404 0.03832 277 177 78 22
380 If we transfer at 34th street, we get a cookie and a soda. 1.4400 0.03987 275 180 69 26
381 Let's wait, the 10:36 usually has more cheese. 1.4400 0.03953 275 179 71 25
382 Ooh, this one has a club car! 1.4400 0.04085 275 183 63 29
383 It's the hero this city deserves. 1.4400 0.03953 275 179 71 25
384 OK. I'm pretty sure the drugs have kicked in. 1.4400 0.04118 275 184 61 30
385 That's not ours, dear. The man told us to take the BLT. 1.4400 0.04150 275 185 59 31
386 Well, it did say 'Sub' station 1.4400 0.04085 275 183 63 29
387 Can you imagine what it's going to smell like down here in July? 1.4396 0.04074 273 181 64 28
388 I have no appetite for public transportation. 1.4396 0.03836 273 174 78 21
389 This is the local. The express has pickles. 1.4396 0.04041 273 180 66 27
390 We can change at Grand Central to the BLT. 1.4396 0.04007 273 179 68 26
391 I hate to be sandwiched in like that. 1.4396 0.03905 273 176 74 23
392 You know, I’m not that hungry – why don’t we just grab an Uber? 1.4384 0.03875 276 178 75 23
393 Seeing the elaborate lengths his friends went to by putting a sub in the subway on April Fool's day, he decided not to take his date to Dick's Sporting Goods as planned. 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
394 This is taking "product placement" a bit far. 1.4375 0.03949 272 177 71 24
395 I'll stand. You grab a seed. 1.4375 0.04215 272 185 55 32
396 If you can wait, the next one at 11:15 is pastrami. 1.4375 0.04084 272 181 63 28
397 Don't sit next to the onion, respect the provolone and don't try and be a Hero. 1.4366 0.04060 268 177 65 26
398 If it touches the third rail it will get toasted. 1.4363 0.04052 259 169 67 23
399 Don't be a hero. We'll catch the next train. 1.4361 0.04046 266 175 66 25
400 Let's wait for the next one, this one has onions. 1.4361 0.04046 266 175 66 25
401 Not this one, we want the Lo-cal. 1.4361 0.04116 266 177 62 27
402 Let’s wait. The next one should be less filling. 1.4361 0.04150 266 178 60 28
403 Now that's what I call a subway. 1.4349 0.04048 269 178 65 26
404 They call it the Christie Car. 1.4349 0.04013 269 177 67 25
405 Would it kill the MTA to heat them? 1.4341 0.04062 258 169 66 23
406 We did order it to-go. 1.4341 0.04099 258 170 64 24
407 Dad told me this line used to be called the BLT. 1.4335 0.04006 263 172 68 23
408 They must've combined B, L, and T trains again. 1.4335 0.04148 263 176 60 27
409 It might be the hero Gotham deserves, but it's not the one it needs right now. 1.4330 0.04136 261 174 61 26
410 I thought this was supposed to be The Big Apple. 1.4330 0.04064 261 172 65 24
411 It's the new BLT Line 1.4330 0.04171 261 175 59 27
412 They say heros come in all sizes. 1.4330 0.04028 261 171 67 23
413 This one is OK. It's the sardine car that they really pack them in. 1.4330 0.04064 261 172 65 24
414 I thought the last stop on the B, L, T was 34th 1.4330 0.03916 261 168 73 20
415 Is this the train for Rye? 1.4324 0.04123 259 172 62 25
416 You go ahead. I'm waiting for a falafel. 1.4323 0.03937 266 173 71 22
417 It’s not the hero we wanted. But it’s the hero we deserve. 1.4323 0.04148 266 179 59 28
418 You hold the doors, I'll hold the mayo. 1.4308 0.04074 260 172 64 24
419 Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4308 0.04182 260 175 58 27
420 No, that’s the 9-Grain Wheat to Flatbush. We want the Chicken Bacon Ranch to Queens. 1.4308 0.04146 260 174 60 26
421 We need the IRT, not the BLT. 1.4308 0.04000 260 170 68 22
422 This one's always packed. 1.4291 0.03910 254 163 73 18
423 I think we should wait for the Gravy Train. 1.4291 0.04361 254 175 49 30
424 It's like an oven down here 1.4291 0.04104 254 168 63 23
425 Here's the chew-chew now. 1.4291 0.04216 254 171 57 26
426 It's too crowded. Let's wait for the BLT. 1.4291 0.04216 254 171 57 26
427 It's tempting, but the service is still sub-standard. 1.4291 0.04027 254 166 67 21
428 The Gravy Train should be next in about 5 minutes. 1.4286 0.04127 252 167 62 23
429 "Wait, that's not our Subway. Ours has cheese". 1.4286 0.03970 252 163 70 19
430 Do we want this one, or the BLT to Grand Central? 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
431 Wait dear, we’re on the Reuben. 1.4280 0.04188 250 167 59 24
432 The meat’s artisanal, blue smoked in Brooklyn Heights. So it must be a local. 1.4280 0.04111 250 165 63 22
433 Let's wait for the next one. This is the lo-cal. 1.4280 0.04264 250 169 55 26
434 I'm on a diet. Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.4280 0.04413 250 173 47 30
435 Wait! The vegan express is less crowded. 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
436 Let's wait for the next one, this one's loaded. 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
437 That must be the dining car... 1.4280 0.04188 250 167 59 24
438 OMG! They must have approved the merger. 1.4280 0.04111 250 165 63 22
439 Legalizing recreational marijuana does have its unanticipated consequences! 1.4280 0.04302 250 170 53 27
440 Wait for the local. The express always give me heartburn . 1.4280 0.04227 250 168 57 25
441 Looks crowded -- let's wait for the footlong. 1.4280 0.04150 250 166 61 23
442 This commute is always such a grinder 1.4269 0.04076 253 167 64 22
443 Did he say we should take the BMT or the BLT? 1.4269 0.04152 253 169 60 24
444 No, we want the uptown panini. 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
445 Let’s find the club car. 1.4245 0.04087 245 161 64 20
446 Gosh, honey, I guess the guidebook wasn't kidding when it said take the subway for an authentic taste of the city. 1.4245 0.04046 245 160 66 19
447 It's Elon Musk's latest solution for both mass transit and world hunger. 1.4245 0.04287 245 166 54 25
448 I don't care where it takes us, I getting on it. I'm starving. 1.4245 0.04440 245 170 46 29
449 This looks stuffed - let's wait for the next one. 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
450 Who did you say Trump appointed as Transportation Secretary again? 1.4245 0.04326 245 167 52 26
451 Looks like those cartoonists at the New Yorker are running out of ideas. 1.4245 0.04287 245 166 54 25
452 Must be the new dining car. 1.4245 0.04168 245 163 60 22
453 Oh my God... It's on time! 1.4240 0.04410 250 174 46 30
454 The announcement said they're holding for mustard. 1.4240 0.04108 250 166 62 22
455 Hopefully this lures it out so they can finally catch it. 1.4240 0.04336 250 172 50 28
456 In London, it's toothpaste. 1.4239 0.04467 243 169 45 29
457 Wait for the next one...this one's stuffed 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
458 I can't tell if this is the hoagie to Philly or the grinder to New England... 1.4239 0.04542 243 171 41 31
459 At last! Here's the dining car. 1.4237 0.04109 236 154 64 18
460 These subway repairs are really on a roll. 1.4221 0.03886 244 156 73 15
461 For here or to go? 1.4221 0.03972 244 158 69 17
462 Hold up. I'm waiting for the lo-cal. 1.4208 0.04268 240 162 55 23
463 If our plane has buffalo wings, we're in trouble. 1.4208 0.04186 240 160 59 21
464 Let's wait for the multigrain. 1.4208 0.04309 240 163 53 24
465 Yikes! It's loaded. Better wait for the next one. 1.4208 0.04102 240 158 63 19
466 I hear they’ve got double deckers in London. 1.4204 0.04125 245 163 61 21
467 And they wonder why there’s a rat problem. 1.4204 0.04043 245 161 65 19
468 No, I'm waiting for the B/L/T... 1.4204 0.04361 245 169 49 27
469 Sigh… Back to the daily grinder. 1.4204 0.03959 245 159 69 17
470 I wasn’t being literal, dear. 1.4204 0.04205 245 165 57 23
471 I don't know...They claim it's not fast food. 1.4204 0.03917 245 158 71 16
472 I can't believe how much they've increased the fare! 1.4204 0.04084 245 162 63 20
473 I heard the BLT broke down. 1.4204 0.04205 245 165 57 23
474 My Hero! 1.4204 0.04084 245 162 63 20
475 Since we went gluten-free, it's tough to get anywhere in this city 1.4204 0.04043 245 161 65 19
476 Is that a chew-chew-train? 1.4204 0.04165 245 164 59 22
477 It’s a Subway. What did you expect--a Big Mac? 1.4202 0.04252 238 160 56 22
478 Not really what you'd call "subliminal" product placement, is it? 1.4202 0.04294 238 161 54 23
479 This is the express to Hoagieboken. 1.4202 0.04210 238 159 58 21
480 It only goes as far as Little Italy. 1.4202 0.04210 238 159 58 21
481 Really dislike getting sandwiched on the Subway. 1.4202 0.04335 238 162 52 24
482 David, we mustn't! This train's not kosher. 1.4202 0.04335 238 162 52 24
483 See, I told you the subway was getting seedier and seedier. 1.4202 0.04168 238 158 60 20
484 You've got it backwards...hoagies run uptown and grinders run downtown. 1.4195 0.04192 236 157 59 20
485 That’s the BLT to Brooklyn 1.4195 0.04361 236 161 51 24
486 I'd pass on this one. It looks like it's been sitting there for a while. 1.4195 0.04192 236 157 59 20
487 It's powered by a peck of pickled peppers. 1.4195 0.04277 236 159 55 22
488 Subway calls it the "Mile-long" but they're getting sued because it's really only 5,279 feet. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
489 I'm happy to take the subway but this corporate sponsorship is getting out of hand. 1.4195 0.04402 236 162 49 25
490 De Blasio's new subway plan looks like a lot of baloney to me. 1.4195 0.04402 236 162 49 25
491 It's the MTA's idea of a dining car. 1.4195 0.04061 236 154 65 17
492 We need to wait for the 2:30, it's gluten free. 1.4195 0.04319 236 160 53 23
493 I knew there would be changes under a Chris Christie administration 1.4188 0.04303 234 158 54 22
494 If you think this is bad, you should see what McDonald's is doing in St. Louis. 1.4188 0.04260 234 157 56 21
495 This must be that new BLT line. 1.4188 0.04470 234 162 46 26
496 Too crowded; let's wait for a footlong. 1.4188 0.04173 234 155 60 19
497 Yeah, it's artisanal and from Brooklyn, but it was still 40 minutes late. 1.4187 0.04071 246 163 63 20
498 Don’t sit on the tomato. You’re wearing white pants. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
499 Don't even say it. 1.4181 0.04498 232 161 45 26
500 This will take forever. Next time we hail a cabbage. 1.4181 0.04498 232 161 45 26
501 Lets go, we can get a bite to eat on our way. 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
502 Wow. Graffiti just keeps getting better and better. 1.4181 0.04062 232 151 65 16
503 They couldn’t afford a tunnel under the river, so they bought subs. 1.4181 0.04286 232 156 55 21
504 Change at 42nd street for the BLT. 1.4181 0.04372 232 158 51 23
505 Told you so! Subway does deliver! 1.4181 0.04242 232 155 57 20
506 Don't. The 6-inch gets you uptown much faster. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
507 I hope we don't get stuck sitting by some turkey. 1.4181 0.04242 232 155 57 20
508 Wait. Don't take this one. It's the lo-cal. 1.4181 0.04329 232 157 53 22
509 Let's wait for the club car. 1.4170 0.04454 223 152 49 22
510 I was just getting over the Oscar Meyer wiener bus. 1.4170 0.04454 223 152 49 22
511 Don't sit next to the onions. 1.4170 0.04071 235 154 64 17
512 Honey, I think those brownies are kicking in. 1.4170 0.04203 235 157 58 20
513 Let's wait. This one has onions. 1.4170 0.04414 235 162 48 25
514 This is the Hoagy car, Michael. 1.4167 0.04386 240 166 48 26
515 This one goes straight to The Hips. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
516 Now that’s some serious product placement marketing. 1.4156 0.04118 231 152 62 17
517 Transfer here for the BLT? 1.4156 0.04469 231 160 46 25
518 Let's wait for the C train — it's gluten free. 1.4156 0.04511 231 161 44 26
519 I told you BLT didn't mean Brooklyn Line Transit. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
520 Shall we take the subway? 1.4156 0.04427 231 159 48 24
521 That doesn't look like the lo-cal. 1.4141 0.04350 227 154 52 21
522 I always wondered why they called it Subway! 1.4141 0.04305 227 153 54 20
523 I am told the Paris metro runs express baguettes 1.4141 0.04395 227 155 50 22
524 This commute is getting to be a real grinder. 1.4141 0.03876 227 144 72 11
525 Let's wait for the next one; it's a vegetarian, so should be plenty of seats. 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
526 They call it fast food but it still makes local stops. 1.4141 0.04305 227 153 54 20
527 " Well, it is very nice, but is it Art"? 1.4141 0.04167 227 150 60 17
528 I'm not that hungry, let's wait for the expresso. 1.4141 0.04439 227 156 48 23
529 That's what I call product placement. 1.4141 0.04120 227 149 62 16
530 Let's wait for the local,this one looks loaded. 1.4141 0.04213 227 151 58 18
531 Let's wait for the uptown BLT 1.4133 0.04467 225 155 47 23
532 Let's wait for the next one. It's vegan. 1.4133 0.04192 225 149 59 17
533 I think this is where we catch the chew-chew train. 1.4133 0.04377 225 153 51 21
534 Sometimes a double entendre can go too far. 1.4133 0.04467 225 155 47 23
535 Once they trademarked the name, it was just a matter of time. 1.4133 0.04096 225 147 63 15
536 When did they change the BMT to the BLT? 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
537 Let's wait for the next train. This one's a Subway. 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
538 Stand back. A big slushy comes next. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
539 Well, at least the subway isn’t jam-packed! 1.4126 0.04540 223 155 44 24
540 We'll have to catch the next one. This one's filled. 1.4126 0.04312 223 150 54 19
541 The salami I like. It's the irony I don't care for. 1.4126 0.04584 223 156 42 25
542 I'm leary about the new Subway / subway merger. 1.4126 0.04405 223 152 50 21
543 I don't like the taxis in Rome either, but is this Italian subway any better? 1.4126 0.04169 223 147 60 16
544 No wait, we need the crosstown croissant. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
545 Can you believe ‘The New Yorker’ used color ink for this? 1.4126 0.04540 223 155 44 24
546 This must be the hero they sent to fix the subways. 1.4126 0.04450 223 153 48 22
547 Don’t worry, there’ll be a meatball on white along any minute now. 1.4126 0.04071 223 145 64 14
548 It must be the BLT. 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
549 You know it’s bad when they replace trains with puns. 1.4126 0.04495 223 154 46 23
550 They say these will accommodate twice as many passengers, but I think they’re full of baloney. 1.4126 0.04359 223 151 52 20
551 If the next train is a kosher dill pickle, we’ve died and gone to Heaven. 1.4126 0.04021 223 144 66 13
552 I thought this was the IRT, but it's the BLT. 1.4126 0.04265 223 149 56 18
553 Looks like our meal ticket has finally arrived 1.4115 0.04034 226 147 65 14
554 Is that the new BLT line? 1.4115 0.04406 226 155 49 22
555 Let’s take this to go. 1.4115 0.03885 226 144 71 11
556 Wait till you see what Jack-in-the-Box did to the Statue of Liberty. 1.4091 0.04155 220 145 60 15
557 This isn't ours. We're ham and cheese. 1.4091 0.04350 220 149 52 19
558 Will you at least consult with me before you use your last wish? 1.4083 0.04704 218 155 37 26
559 That's the express. We want the lo-cal. 1.4083 0.04567 218 152 43 23
560 Remember, it was your choice to take lunch to work today. 1.4081 0.04446 223 154 47 22
561 You want the IRT express; that’s the BLT local. 1.4081 0.04213 223 149 57 17
562 Imagine the busses in Frankfurt. 1.4081 0.04308 223 151 53 19
563 Let’s take this to go. 1.4079 0.04102 228 151 61 16
564 Let's wait for the next one, I'm pretty sure this isn't Kosher 1.4074 0.04406 216 147 50 19
565 I'll wait for the next one. I'm counting my carbs. 1.4065 0.04334 214 144 53 17
566 My first day on Jenny Craig & I see this. 1.4065 0.04434 214 146 49 19
567 These Subway® ads are getting out of control. 1.4065 0.04628 214 150 41 23
568 Lettuce on! 1.4065 0.04232 214 142 57 15
569 No, you're just hungry. I told you to eat something before we left home. 1.4065 0.04580 214 149 43 22
570 Transfers available to the B, L, and T trains 1.4065 0.04434 214 146 49 19
571 We can take this to 42nd and change for the croissant. 1.4062 0.04292 224 152 53 19
572 No, that’s the Gluten line. We want the Vegan.” 1.4057 0.04659 212 149 40 23
573 now that's a subway 1.4057 0.04513 212 146 46 20
574 They arrived just in time to catch the $5.99. 1.4057 0.04659 212 149 40 23
575 It's the new train to Hoagieboken. 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
576 This product placement thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4057 0.04562 212 147 44 21
577 My Hero! 1.4037 0.04421 218 150 48 20
578 I always wanted to ride on a Subway. But, my Mother said it wouldn't be Kosher. 1.4037 0.04021 218 142 64 12
579 Well...we did say “to go.” 1.4037 0.04175 218 145 58 15
580 Looks packed. 1.4028 0.04322 211 142 53 16
581 Is this the B, L, or T train? 1.4028 0.04624 211 148 41 22
582 Shall we grab a bite on the train? 1.4028 0.04322 211 142 53 16
583 I can't believe four BLTs have passed in the past 20 minutes, but not a single Turkey! 1.4028 0.04269 211 141 55 15
584 Anyway you slice it, it beats walking. 1.4028 0.04108 211 138 61 12
585 Maybe we should take the next one. It looks pretty stuffed. 1.4028 0.04476 211 145 47 19
586 We only need to take 6 more and the last one is free. 1.4028 0.04526 211 146 45 20
587 The 12:05 always clogs the main artery. 1.4028 0.04526 211 146 45 20
588 Only heroes ride the subway these days. 1.4019 0.04606 209 146 42 21
589 If we hurry, we can make the club car. 1.4019 0.04296 209 140 54 15
590 There's a vegan line but it only stops in Brooklyn. 1.4019 0.04454 209 143 48 18
591 It smells better than the last subway. 1.4019 0.03962 209 134 66 9
592 This is a stupid cartoon. 1.4019 0.04850 209 151 32 26
593 Maybe you have to say, 'Open, sesame.' 1.4019 0.04705 209 148 38 23
594 That's 'Subway Eat/Fresh' we're looking for 'Subway East/West' 1.4019 0.04454 209 143 48 18
595 I never realized that MTA had such a rye sense of humor. 1.4019 0.04402 209 142 50 17
596 Let’s wait and see if the next one comes with pickles. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
597 Honey, relax, there's an express just four minutes out and it's toasted. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
598 This is the Subway New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.4010 0.04378 207 140 51 16
599 I told you the subway is seedy. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
600 So is this a sub weigh station? 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
601 It's fully loaded. Let's wait for the next one. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
602 I hope that smell is the cheese 1.4010 0.04158 207 136 59 12
603 No honey we need the downtown BLT 1.4010 0.04431 207 141 49 17
604 no wait, it's just a metaphor 1.4010 0.04431 207 141 49 17
605 I shouldn't. I took a double-decker to work. 1.4010 0.04378 207 140 51 16
606 That's what I call a dining car. 1.4010 0.04324 207 139 53 15
607 When I’m hungry everything looks like something to eat. 1.4010 0.04484 207 142 47 18
608 Let's wait for the gravy train. 1.4010 0.04738 207 147 37 23
609 This really is a Subway station. 1.4000 0.04482 220 154 44 22
610 Let's wait for the next one, this one's loaded. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
611 Now that's a hero's welcome. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
612 There goes my hero. 1.3990 0.04490 203 139 47 17
613 It looks like it's stuffed, let's wait for the next one. 1.3990 0.04490 203 139 47 17
614 I think they’re taking this corporate sponsorship thing a bit too far. 1.3990 0.04650 203 142 41 20
615 O.K. This is taking product placement to a whole new level 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
616 I told you this station seemed seedy. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
617 Take the BLT Express to Times Square, where you can switch to the P,B and J lines. 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
618 At least this Subway runs on time 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
619 I guess we missed the 11:00 gyro. 1.3990 0.04703 203 143 39 21
620 Well, we did ask for the closest Subway. 1.3990 0.04544 203 140 45 18
621 And then a hero comes along. 1.3981 0.04752 206 147 36 23
622 I think this whole "product placement" thing is going a bit too far. 1.3981 0.04548 206 143 44 19
623 Looks like we’ve entered the collective sub-conscious. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
624 this Cristo bullshit has to stop 1.3980 0.04788 201 143 36 22
625 This puts an entirely new spin on the Meals On Wheels concept. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
626 Transfer here to the B, L, or T. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
627 Did we want the BMT or the BLT? 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
628 Guess I shouldn't have asked for it to go. 1.3980 0.04575 201 139 44 18
629 You'll never find a sandwich like that above 14th Street. 1.3980 0.04237 201 133 56 12
630 Freud calls it the Edible Complex. 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
631 I said if this happened again I was quitting cold turkey. 1.3980 0.04295 201 134 54 13
632 Next Stop. Hell's Kitchen. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
633 Eponym, dear; not homonym. 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
634 My first time travelling on the Subway and it's not quite what I expected........ 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
635 That’s the BLT to Coney Island. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
636 Oh look, here comes the BLT 1.3980 0.04736 201 142 38 21
637 Remember when the New Yorker had a caption contest? 1.3980 0.04840 201 144 34 23
638 Looks packed. Should we wait for the next one? 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
639 I hate being sandwiched in; wait for the next one. 1.3980 0.04630 201 140 42 19
640 I thought we were on the BMT not the BLT! 1.3980 0.04409 201 136 50 15
641 Let’s wait for the hoagie. 1.3961 0.04633 207 146 40 21
642 You wanna take this one or get the next Multi-grain? 1.3961 0.04264 207 139 54 14
643 Somehow, with Trump in office, this makes sense. 1.3961 0.04152 207 137 58 12
644 You take everything so literally 1.3961 0.04372 207 141 50 16
645 The MTA did say we'd be seeing a bigger and better Subway. 1.3961 0.04478 207 143 46 18
646 Five dollars?! I remember when it cost a nickel. 1.3961 0.04264 207 139 54 14
647 Wow! That's almost as weird as that Rubens Exhibit at the Met. 1.3961 0.04582 207 145 42 20
648 It's a movable feast. 1.3961 0.04372 207 141 50 16
649 No, this is the 2. The 3 has roast beef. 1.3961 0.04426 207 142 48 17
650 Is it possible we're at the wrong subway? 1.3960 0.04768 202 144 36 22
651 I'm sick of the daily grinder. 1.3960 0.04392 202 137 50 15
652 There must be a way to blame Trump for this. 1.3960 0.04557 202 140 44 18
653 Did Siri say to take the BRT or the BLT? 1.3960 0.04611 202 141 42 19
654 You were right, it does smell like pickle juice down here. 1.3950 0.04478 200 137 47 16
655 It’s the number 6 with everything on it. 1.3950 0.04364 200 135 51 14
656 So, how is your diet going? Do you still have cravings? 1.3950 0.04750 200 142 37 21
657 Now there's a merger gone a-rye 1.3950 0.04478 200 137 47 16
658 That's the 12" Cold Cut Combo; we want the 6" Meatball Marinara to Gansevoort Street. 1.3950 0.04533 200 138 45 17
659 It looks too crowded. Let's wait for the foot-long. 1.3942 0.04302 208 141 52 15
660 Great! We can get a bite on the ride home! 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
661 It's lunchtime, it'll never make it past 72nd Street. 1.3939 0.04565 198 137 44 17
662 It seems a shame they’re running a footlong when it isn’t even rush hour. 1.3939 0.04508 198 136 46 16
663 Now that's what I call a real Substation. 1.3930 0.04403 201 137 49 15
664 Next stop is Heinz 57th Street 1.3930 0.04231 201 134 55 12
665 Let's take the bus instead. I'm off gluten. 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
666 Lets wait for the next ride, looks like someone cut the cheese on this one. 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
667 Honey, it could be worse, we could be in a real pickle. 1.3930 0.04570 201 140 43 18
668 Fast food my ass! 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
669 Its the Christie Express to Jersey. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
670 We take this to the BLT. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
671 Did you hear they're shutting down the BLT? 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
672 My English teacher was right. Capital letters make a difference. 1.3929 0.04596 196 136 43 17
673 Let's wait for the next one. I think it will be a ham and cheese. 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
674 Personally, I think the corporate sponsorships are getting out of hand. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
675 I'm still going to call it a hero. 1.3929 0.04422 196 133 49 14
676 What? Were you expecting a club car? 1.3929 0.04539 196 135 45 16
677 Are you sure they said “take the subway?” 1.3929 0.04764 196 139 37 20
678 I hope they lettuce on. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
679 Wait 'till the rats get a load of this 1.3918 0.04686 194 136 40 18
680 How do we tell the cartoonist that’s a hoagie? 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
681 The lobster roll should be next 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
682 This must be our train, the Foot Long-Island. 1.3918 0.04854 194 139 34 21
683 I hate it when my dreams interfere with my commute. 1.3918 0.04452 194 132 48 14
684 Good, we're on time for the downtown sub. 1.3918 0.04206 194 128 56 10
685 I hear the service is to be cut in half 1.3915 0.04656 189 131 42 16
686 Let's wait for the next one, this has onions. 1.3906 0.04297 192 128 53 11
687 So, is this fast food? 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
688 It goes into the tunnel and comes out toasted. 1.3906 0.04422 192 130 49 13
689 It may be fast, but I doubt it’s fresh. 1.3906 0.04422 192 130 49 13
690 This one goes to Little Italy. 1.3906 0.04946 192 139 31 22
691 Twenty bucks says the rats finish it off before it's half way to Astoria Boulevard. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
692 There she is. The 12:10 to Bologna. 1.3906 0.04483 192 131 47 14
693 It's six inches longer during rush hour. 1.3906 0.04360 192 129 51 12
694 We need to wait for the lo cal. 1.3906 0.04720 192 135 39 18
695 That's not ours, Dear. We're waiting for the Gravy Train 1.3906 0.04662 192 134 41 17
696 No, I'm waiting for the reuben. 1.3906 0.04483 192 131 47 14
697 I guess we shouldn't be surprised. The sign said, Subway. 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
698 Well, they did give us directions to the Subway. 1.3906 0.04360 192 129 51 12
699 How come the turkey always comes when you’re waiting for the tuna? 1.3906 0.04662 192 134 41 17
700 Wow, the legendary hoagie car, Michael! 1.3906 0.04890 192 138 33 21
701 I thought this line was Kosher. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
702 Are we sure these new cars are kosher? 1.3906 0.04603 192 133 43 16
703 You should see the rats. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
704 It look full, but maybe we can sandwich ourselves in. 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
705 I hope the conductor washed his hands. 1.3897 0.04313 195 131 52 12
706 They must've rerouted the BLT line. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
707 Let's wait for the next one. I hate being sandwiched. 1.3897 0.04610 195 136 42 17
708 We all ride in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. 1.3897 0.04888 195 141 32 22
709 We need the Turkey with Bacon to get to Queens. 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
710 I hear the Cialis ad wrap is even worse. 1.3897 0.04888 195 141 32 22
711 I finally got used to Shea Stadium becoming Citi Field and the Jets playing at MetLife Stadium but I’m having trouble swallowing this SUBWAY sponsorship. 1.3897 0.04313 195 131 52 12
712 Don't sit next to the onions. 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
713 That explains why the tokens looked like pepperoni. 1.3897 0.04189 195 129 56 10
714 So that's where they got the name. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
715 Mind the wrap. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
716 We want the BLT to Chinatown. This is the Poboy to Wall Street. 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
717 I guess I should've been more precise when I prayed for a larger-than-life hero. 1.3897 0.04833 195 140 34 21
718 Corporate acquisitions do not always work out for the consumer, do they? 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
719 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted one Subway Sandwich to-go 1.3897 0.04434 195 133 48 14
720 Oh good, it's the express to Little Italy. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
721 No. No...We're taking the egg-roll to Chinatown. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
722 Wait- the express is fresher. 1.3895 0.04389 190 128 50 12
723 Great, now it's gonna smell like piss and pickles. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
724 It's not going where I want to go, but for $7, who cares? 1.3895 0.04325 190 127 52 11
725 Sourdough with no mustard, must be going to White Plains. What time is the one to Rye? 1.3895 0.04514 190 130 46 14
726 Let's wait for the burrito to Broadway. 1.3895 0.04389 190 128 50 12
727 That's the turkey and cheese. Let's wait for the meatball sub. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
728 I wonder how long has it been sitting there? 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
729 Let’s wait for the next one. I hate onions. 1.3895 0.04755 190 134 38 18
730 I think we used the wrong app. 1.3895 0.04576 190 131 44 15
731 Do you think the third rail could toast it? 1.3895 0.04452 190 129 48 13
732 Not this one; the Cold Cut Combo doesn't stop at 86th St. 1.3886 0.04757 193 137 37 19
733 Wow, this takes "to go" to a whole new level. 1.3886 0.04342 193 130 51 12
734 That's not the hero we need right now. 1.3883 0.04790 188 133 37 18
735 Looks packed. 1.3883 0.04222 188 124 55 9
736 I don't know about these public-private partnerships. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
737 Talk about sandwiching them in! 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
738 Do we have a coupon? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
739 Does this transfer to Flushing? 1.3883 0.04419 188 127 49 12
740 Well, it's back to the daily grinder. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
741 I don't like fast food. 1.3883 0.04669 188 131 41 16
742 Now this is my kind of subway. 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
743 We’ll sandwich ourselves in there somehow. 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
744 This is not what I meant when I said we needed a new subway system. 1.3883 0.04849 188 134 35 19
745 Okay, now the "Mind the Mayo" signs make sense. 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
746 Pardon me, is this where I transfer from the IRT to the BLT line ? 1.3883 0.04483 188 128 47 13
747 This takes product placement to a whole new level. 1.3883 0.04730 188 132 39 17
748 I didn't know they would deliver. 1.3874 0.04495 191 131 46 14
749 Some people don’t understand metaphor 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
750 At least it's running on time. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
751 Excuse me, I think that’s my order. 1.3850 0.04431 187 127 48 12
752 Did you order it to go? 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
753 If we take this one we’re going to be in a pickle . 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
754 What say we take the hoagie to Muskogee? 1.3850 0.04981 187 136 30 21
755 Don’t forget to save room for the bus. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
756 It's amazing what graffiti artists can do these days. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
757 Umm, I think the shrooms are kicking in." "Ya. No way the metro is actually on time. 1.3850 0.04922 187 135 32 20
758 They're not going to like this in Philadelphia. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
759 It’s now running gluten free all the way to 86th street. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
760 Do you think this is where they got the name? 1.3850 0.04804 187 133 36 18
761 It's a nice ride, but you smell like onions for hours afterward. 1.3850 0.04299 187 125 52 10
762 Is this one the deli express? 1.3838 0.04527 185 127 45 13
763 I think this is the closest thing to a hero that we'll see for the next three years, hold the Ham! 1.3830 0.04900 188 136 32 20
764 It's the Foot Long Island Express. 1.3830 0.04783 188 134 36 18
765 See, I told you this sub station was the real deal. 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
766 Now that's what I call product placement! 1.3830 0.04539 188 130 44 14
767 Must be the express from Philly. 1.3830 0.04783 188 134 36 18
768 The BLT don't stop here anymore. 1.3830 0.04842 188 135 34 19
769 I knew this would happen if Philadelphia won the Super Bowl! 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
770 Now, that's fast food! 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
771 It's a homonym stupid. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
772 This car is a bit too seedy for me. 1.3830 0.04347 188 127 50 11
773 Not only does it smell better than the F train, it arrived on time. 1.3830 0.04723 188 133 38 17
774 That's the result of Trump's "Infrastructure Week." 1.3830 0.04539 188 130 44 14
775 Well, this is just a bunch of baloney! 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
776 Let's wait and catch the vegan. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
777 We'll just have to sandwich ourselves in. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
778 Well at least it's running on time. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
779 Hey! Lettuce on the train! 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
780 I feel like we’d be sandwiched in. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
781 Are you sure it said "Walk to 14th and take the Subway"? 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
782 When you said we were going to the Subway on 14th St. for lunch, this is not what I envisioned. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
783 Are you sure we’re supposed to transfer to the BLT train? 1.3825 0.04752 183 129 38 16
784 The effects of the medical marijuana were kicking in. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
785 This must be the 6:20 to New Delhi. 1.3825 0.04752 183 129 38 16
786 So that’s why they taste like that. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
787 Figures. We're late, but you're allergic to tomatoes. 1.3825 0.04493 183 125 46 12
788 The new subway cars are so tasteful. 1.3825 0.04815 183 130 36 17
789 I dunno -- without the socialist zeal, surrealism seems like just so much arbitrary incongruity. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
790 I knew it. Nothing else smells like Subway. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
791 Oops! Wrong Subway. 1.3825 0.04624 183 127 42 14
792 The subway seems two inches smaller than it used to. 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
793 I gave up my seat for an elderly pickle. 1.3812 0.04915 181 130 33 18
794 Sure it's huge, but look at the size of the rat that's pulling it. 1.3812 0.05038 181 132 29 20
795 We should asked for the Metro not the Subway. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
796 Finally, a break from the sex metaphors. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
797 Is this express? I try to only eat local. 1.3812 0.04977 181 131 31 19
798 Let's wait. This car is totally stuffed. 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
799 They tried it on the El but there were too many pigeons. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
800 Forget it, Harvey. It’s not kosher. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
801 Wow- talk about product placement ! 1.3812 0.04387 181 122 49 10
802 Do you think we can get that to go? 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
803 Let's wait for the uptown, it's got prosciutto and Gruyere. 1.3812 0.04788 181 128 37 16
804 But is the bread local? 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
805 The fastest food I've ever seen! 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
806 Every time that I get on this subway, I end up smelling like meat and cheese. 1.3812 0.04592 181 125 43 13
807 Something tells me this will get us to Jersey, Mike. 1.3804 0.04539 184 127 44 13
808 We’ll get off at 34th Street and take the Hoagie to Philly. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
809 They were right: To run the subways on time, it takes a hero. 1.3799 0.04825 179 127 36 16
810 Wait, is this a Subway? 1.3799 0.05016 179 130 30 19
811 That's NOTHING. You ought to see the RAT! 1.3799 0.04889 179 128 34 17
812 Wait until you see the size of the rats 1.3799 0.04488 179 122 46 11
813 No way, we’ll get eaten alive in there. 1.3799 0.04759 179 126 38 15
814 Bob Mankoff would never have put up with this. 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
815 I said we wanted the IRT not the BLT 1.3791 0.04892 182 131 33 18
816 Sure, but where is a hero when you really need one? 1.3785 0.04992 177 128 31 18
817 That’s weird. My eyes are surprised, but my gag reflex remains unfazed. 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
818 Can you imagine the size of the rats!?! 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
819 Could you ask the conductor whether it’s gluten free? 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
820 I think this is the wrong Subway. 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
821 I think corporate sponsorship has gone too far! 1.3785 0.04520 177 121 45 11
822 I guess I assumed BLT stood for Brooklyn Long Island Transit. 1.3779 0.04533 172 117 45 10
823 Let’s wait for the BLT espress 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
824 I'd take the new BLT line more often, but I always feel so sandwiched in. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
825 So, it's a visual pun! It's going uptown. Take it. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
826 The express looks packed, let's wait for the lo-cal 1.3778 0.04737 180 127 38 15
827 Now THAT's product placement! 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
828 I’d rather score a joint on the High Line. 1.3778 0.04802 180 128 36 16
829 No Dear, we need the Turkey, the Tuna goes to Queens on the weekend. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
830 Jim, this isn't what I had in mind when you told me I was going to ride your foot-long. 1.3778 0.04737 180 127 38 15
831 No, that's the footlong. We need to wait for the six inch. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
832 'So many metaphors, so little time'. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
833 Okay, corporate sponsorship is really getting out of hand. 1.3778 0.04398 180 122 48 10
834 Just pretend you're a condiment. 1.3778 0.04671 180 126 40 14
835 Oh darn! I thought this was the platform for the BLT. 1.3778 0.04605 180 125 42 13
836 Should we just get lunch here? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
837 No...ours is the turkey, not the ham 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
838 It's fun now, but just wait until August. 1.3771 0.04624 175 121 42 12
839 It’s part of the peace treaty with the rats. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
840 I thought we were catching the panini. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
841 It looks loaded, let’s wait on the next one. 1.3771 0.04553 175 120 44 11
842 Let's wait. I don't want to get sandwiched in. 1.3771 0.04967 175 126 32 17
843 No... let's wait for the brioche 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
844 "That's a local, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomato". 1.3771 0.04832 175 124 36 15
845 Let's take a cab instead, I am avoiding carbs. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
846 I don't want to be sandwiched in...let's wait for the next one. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
847 They've renamed it the BLT line. 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
848 This is definitely the wrong Subway. 1.3757 0.04939 173 124 33 16
849 You know I don't like fast food. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
850 Let's walk, I'm not hungry. 1.3757 0.04801 173 122 37 14
851 It began with a trademark dispute. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
852 I’m still waiting for the gravey train 1.3757 0.05073 173 126 29 18
853 If you see something, say something 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
854 Maybe we should take the cross-town bagel? 1.3757 0.04283 173 115 51 7
855 Let's wait. This one has onions. 1.3757 0.04437 173 117 47 9
856 Get ready for a lot of baloney. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
857 You'll have to switch to the Roast Beef at 34th Street. 1.3757 0.04586 173 119 43 11
858 You wanna take this sub or wait on the hoagie? 1.3750 0.04603 176 122 42 12
859 There goes your train of thought. 1.3750 0.04943 176 127 32 17
860 You go ahead, Im waiting for a spinach wrap. 1.3750 0.04235 176 117 52 7
861 I think I’ll wait for the Lite Rail. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
862 If you want more peppers and onion, wait for the 6:03. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
863 Is this the lo-cal? 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
864 That would explain the train in the sandwich shop. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
865 It looks full and I hate being sandwiched. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
866 This must be the MMMMM train. 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
867 Why is express food running on the locally sourced track? 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
868 I’m too full, let’s catch the next one. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
869 We won't get on this one no matter how you slice it. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
870 Well, we just missed the number 9 on wheat. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
871 If you had just ordered a foot long like every one else we could have picked it up at the counter. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
872 Who says the engineers over at the MTA don't have a sense of humor? 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
873 You just say open sesame. 1.3743 0.04838 171 121 36 14
874 If we miss this train, we'll be in a pickle. 1.3743 0.04694 171 119 40 12
875 Wanna take it to 96th or just eat it here? 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
876 The gravy train is coming up next. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
877 We'll catch the next one. This one's a hoagie. 1.3743 0.04545 171 117 44 10
878 Tempting, but I think I'll wait for the 5:34 with onions. 1.3743 0.04620 171 118 42 11
879 Let's wait for the Ruben. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
880 We should have taken the bus rather than the Subway. 1.3743 0.04909 171 122 34 15
881 Maybe we shouldn't go for groceries on an empty stomach. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
882 Must be a new one; no graffiti. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
883 Should we take the 12-inch or wait for the 6? 1.3743 0.05181 171 126 26 19
884 It’s better in Europe. They have croissants. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
885 What's a B.L.T. doing on the N tracks? 1.3743 0.04978 171 123 32 16
886 I hate it when people take things so literally. 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
887 There's a bagel in four minutes. Should we wait for that? 1.3736 0.04847 174 124 35 15
888 Take this to 34th and change for the prosciutto and provolone. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
889 I'm not that hungry, let's wait for the expresso. 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
890 We always called them "hoagies" to avoid this type of mix-up. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
891 Stand clear of the closing buns. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
892 Sub-liminal adverting? 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
893 My God! Was there something in those brownies? 1.3706 0.04994 170 123 31 16
894 The Brits can have the Tube, I prefer the Subway. 1.3706 0.04924 170 122 33 15
895 No, that one goes to Little Italy. Ours is the bagel and cream cheese. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
896 So is this the "H", the "E", the "R", or the "O"? 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
897 I don't think this is ours? It's on whole wheat. 1.3706 0.04707 170 119 39 12
898 Let's wait for the next one...this one looks stuffed. 1.3706 0.04853 170 121 35 14
899 I'm waiting for the panini. The sub's always packed. 1.3706 0.05063 170 124 29 17
900 I told you it’s a subway, not a metro. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
901 Next stop, Sesame Street. 1.3690 0.05105 168 123 28 17
902 Now this is what I call a subway stop! 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
903 At least the new subway cars smell better... 1.3690 0.04512 168 115 44 9
904 I think it's the meatball that goes uptown. 1.3690 0.04351 168 113 48 7
905 This is why we call it the sub and not the metro. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
906 I'd rather spring for a cab than have to be so sandwiched in. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
907 It's fully loaded...We'll wait for the next one. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
908 No, that’s just the ‘foot long’ the 14 will be here in 4 minutes. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
909 No dear, this isn't ours. This is the lo-cal. 1.3690 0.04590 168 116 42 10
910 They say the subway's cleaner now, but that's a lot of baloney. 1.3690 0.04512 168 115 44 9
911 And they wonder why Americans are overweight. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
912 Kind of an obvious joke, isn't it, honey? 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
913 I can't ride it, I'm a vegetarian. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
914 Ours is next, this one has tomatoes. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
915 They should name a train after this thing. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
916 Well the sign out front did say Subway. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
917 The new Subway promotional is terrific. 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
918 When I said 'let's take the subway', I didn't mean it literally. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
919 Yes, I'm sure it goes to Little Italy. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
920 Look at the menu. We're lost. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
921 I’m finding this hard to digest. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
922 The gluten free car is at the end. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
923 I told you we should have left earlier to beat the lunch crowd. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
924 Hop on,hon.We'll grab a bite on the way! 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
925 Well, you did ask for it to go. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
926 Let’s wait for the double decker 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
927 Still better than the gravy train. 1.3675 0.05076 166 121 29 16
928 You only think it's a sub because we're in the subway. I'm telling you its definitely a hero. 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
929 It’s a hybrid. Runs on oil and vinegar. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
930 Looks good, but is it local? 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
931 That explains the $5 ticket cost. 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
932 I’m waiting for the gluten free. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
933 Hold on. Chips should come with that. 1.3675 0.04930 166 119 33 14
934 I took one home earlier, let's just wait for the gravy train. 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
935 It's Trump's idea; replaces food stamps. 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
936 What's a hoagie doing in a subway? 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
937 Next stop: Philly...cheesesteak 1.3675 0.04464 166 113 45 8
938 Let's wait for the next one. It comes with onions. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
939 I never take this train--too many carbs. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
940 It's the new line - the BLT. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
941 SUBWAY is taking its advertising too far. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
942 This is the new Subway station 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
943 I hope it's heated. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
944 The six inch should be along shortly. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
945 I'd always assumed the name was because it was underground. 1.3659 0.04497 164 112 44 8
946 Don't rush...it's just the Italian. We need to catch the Cold Cut Combo. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
947 I thought you said the 3:10 came with cheese 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
948 Let's wait for the express. The local has too much mayo. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
949 Product placement has really gotten out of hand. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
950 I thought the uptown subs were all vegetarian. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
951 Let's wait for a pizza. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
952 This is an extreme example of "product placement". 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
953 They’ve taken product placement to a whole new level. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
954 That's not ours. We're waiting for the Chicken Parm. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
955 Some genius got a quarter of a million for coming up with that. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
956 This is a bit too literal for my taste. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
957 This is what you meant when you said “meat at the station?” 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
958 I always said the MTA needs a hero. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
959 It's free if it arrives a minute late. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
960 The sign outside said SUBWAY, didn’t it? 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
961 Let's wait for the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
962 That’s why it’s called a subway. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
963 Must be from Philly 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
964 Wait. The next one could be a panini. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
965 Go ahead; I’ll wait for gluten free. 1.3659 0.04579 164 113 42 9
966 Onions. We'd better wait for the next one. 1.3659 0.04240 164 109 50 5
967 This is taking product placement way too far. 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
968 Chew-chew! 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
969 It's a trap. 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
970 Do you think we can get that to go? 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
971 I don’t care if it takes all day, we’re waiting for the gluten-free. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
972 You have to be a hero to ride the subway. 1.3659 0.04971 164 118 32 14
973 I don't get it 1.3659 0.05192 164 121 26 17
974 Is that the roast beef to downtown or the salami to Brooklyn? 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
975 They still don’t put enough lettuce on the L. 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
976 Wow, they have really taken the Lunch Car to the next level! 1.3659 0.04740 164 115 38 11
977 Thank God it’s on time, I’m famished! 1.3653 0.04443 167 114 45 8
978 Let’s wait for the next one. I feel like pastrami. 1.3636 0.04794 165 117 36 12
979 I hope they can sandwich us in. 1.3636 0.04716 165 116 38 11
980 I said IRT, not BLT. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
981 I really like this new Subway campaign. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
982 This is Bologna! 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
983 At least we can eat on the train. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
984 Finally, the hero MTA deserves. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
985 Stop! Let's wait for the lo-cal. 1.3625 0.05207 160 118 26 16
986 I'll wait for the crosstown hoagie. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
987 Wait - that one only goes to Little Italy 1.3625 0.04896 160 114 34 12
988 Let's wait for the next one. We'll be sandwiched in there. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
989 And if you finish it by the end of your ride, it’s free. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
990 Artisanal bread...it’s definitely the local. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
991 They may not run on time, but at least they're baked fresh daily. 1.3625 0.04476 160 109 44 7
992 If that's not the A Train, I'll eat it! 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
993 I told you the BLT is faster! 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
994 God I must be hungry. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
995 No wonder there's a rat problem. 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
996 I think we're in a pickle. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
997 The express comes with chips and a drink. 1.3625 0.05131 160 117 28 15
998 Now THAT’S a dining car. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
999 I hope the sub to the Village is vegetarian. 1.3625 0.04815 160 113 36 11
1000 Your attention please. Now arriving on track 2 - the coronary express 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1001 This one looks a little too seedy. 1.3625 0.04563 160 110 42 8
1002 Provolone goes uptown, this is Swiss. 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1003 Let's roll! 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1004 Is this the uptown Sub? 1.3625 0.05054 160 116 30 14
1005 I thought we were taking the BLT line? 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1006 Talk about product placement! 1.3625 0.05131 160 117 28 15
1007 Look, it's the Hoagie Car, Michael! 1.3620 0.05209 163 121 25 17
1008 That's the Pastrami on Rye to the Bronx. We want the Ham and Swiss to Queens. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1009 No honey, we’re waiting for the meatball to midtown. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1010 Should we grab a bite first? 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1011 The upper deck can get a little toasty 1.3608 0.04419 158 107 45 6
1012 Whoa! Clearly, The Big Apple has met its match. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1013 Can we get it to go? 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1014 I hear there's a Reuben at 86th Street 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1015 It's about time they have a Dining Car. 1.3608 0.04509 158 108 43 7
1016 Hold on! The gluten-free gets here in five minutes. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1017 I've seen bigger. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1018 . . . and if it doesn't arrive within a half hour it's free. 1.3608 0.04770 158 111 37 10
1019 This one takes you directly to the emergency room. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
1020 This isn't the fast food I had in mind. 1.3608 0.04685 158 110 39 9
1021 Wait for the D train; it's gluten free. 1.3608 0.05017 158 114 31 13
1022 That's the Ham & Swiss we're waiting for the Pastrami on Rye. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1023 Hmmm.... I think we're in the wrong Subway. 1.3602 0.05027 161 117 30 14
1024 Not my train. I'm vegan. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1025 We can’t just wait here all day for one without mayo 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1026 I thought this was the pasta station 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
1027 This time, you're sitting by the tomato. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1028 The rats have more power in this city than I thought. 1.3598 0.04568 164 114 41 9
1029 Is this the B, the L or the T? 1.3598 0.05182 164 122 25 17
1030 Is that the BMT or the BLT? 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1031 Honey, I said the BMT, not the BLT. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1032 That must be the new BLT line. 1.3598 0.04729 164 116 37 11
1033 Subway fare. 1.3598 0.04884 164 118 33 13
1034 No, No, not this one! The Vegan arrives in half an hour. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1035 Let's wait... that's the lo-cal. 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1036 Now that's what I call fast food 1.3598 0.04485 164 113 43 8
1037 The directions did say to take the subway ... 1.3598 0.04807 164 117 35 12
1038 I don't relish this commute. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1039 That’s not ours. Toasted will be along shortly. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1040 It's on a roll 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1041 Sub? No way! 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1042 We saw something, what do we say? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1043 I've heard if you see something, say something. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
1044 It's the 'MMMMMMM' train. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1045 Did we miss the gluten-free option? 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
1046 That explains the rats. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1047 Wait for the next one, its a Tuna. 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
1048 Go ahead, I'll wait for the next caption. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1049 The graffiti artists sure have improved 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1050 Would that be a homophone or a homonym? 1.3590 0.05220 156 115 26 15
1051 Well the smell is far more pleasant. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1052 McDonald's just uses Uber. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1053 Told you it's an oven down here! 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1054 I see the Costco-Subway merger went through. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1055 Don't fret, you're still my hero. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1056 Why is the Black Forest Ham running on the Roast Beef line? 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1057 They were the only bid for subway cars made in New York City 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1058 Actually, rider satisfaction has improved dramatically! 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1059 Is that for here or to go? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1060 You should have seen my Uber this morning. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1061 We'll probably get sandwiched between a couple of meatballs... 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1062 Yes, it is an Italian subway, after all we’re in Rome. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1063 No, Dear. The BMT goes to Little Italy. Its the Roast Beef that goes to Rockefeller Center. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1064 The yellow stuff on this subway might actually be mustard. 1.3590 0.04451 156 106 44 6
1065 I told you Subway is fast food. 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
1066 Well, if this is the Whitney Museum stop, it must be site specific, post-ironic sandwich art. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1067 No! I just can't understand why it is in color while we're still in black and white? 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1068 It looks more packed than usual. 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1069 I heard Subway was going underground but I didn't believe it. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1070 Its only the substation 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
1071 No, the one with Russian Dressing goes to Brighton beach. 1.3585 0.04574 159 110 41 8
1072 Funny. You almost never can catch the $5 footlong on the weekends these days. 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
1073 It never fails. Whenever you're in a hurry, it's always three salamis with provolone, one after the other. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1074 Let's wait for one that's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1075 Let's eat it now....it'll be stale by 34th Street. 1.3571 0.04483 154 105 43 6
1076 If there's mayo I'm not getting on. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1077 Let's get the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1078 Russia might have the largest subs but we have the biggest heros. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1079 No, that’s the 2:17 ham and tomato. Ours is the 2:23 b.l.t. 1.3571 0.04669 154 107 39 8
1080 Should we take the subway or wait for the BLT line? 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1081 I knew there was a Subway at Union Square! 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1082 I don't care about that, how do you like my hat? 1.3571 0.05186 154 113 27 14
1083 Let's wait for the next one, it's gluten free. 1.3571 0.04847 154 109 35 10
1084 I don't care if it's running on time, I ordered the whole wheat. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1085 That's the Ham Sub to SoHo. We're looking for the Italian Sub to Little Italy. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
1086 Excuse me but is that the BLT train? 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1087 Open sesame? 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1088 Looks like the MTA misunderstood your suggestion that only a hero can save the subways. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1089 So this is why they raised fares to $5. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1090 Look what rolled in 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1091 That's taking subway to a whole new level. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1092 It’s the new BLT downtown line. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1093 This is the new art installation "SUBWAY SUBWAY" 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
1094 I just started my diet, let's wait for the express, it's a turkey on whole wheat. 1.3553 0.04612 152 105 40 7
1095 In Philly, you get on a hoagie. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1096 They replaced the gravy train. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1097 Let's wait for one without tomatoes. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1098 Whoa! They really put some dough into the subway system! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1099 Damn Product Placement! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1100 This one is full of baloney. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1101 What makes you think we are in the Meatpacking District? 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1102 I hear it's the fastest food in the city! 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1103 Lettuce on that train. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1104 We change at Huntington to a cannoli for the last few stops. 1.3553 0.04705 152 106 38 8
1105 Stand clear of the sliding cheese, please. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1106 wait for the express, it's fresher. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1107 Wild right? Wait till you see the Flushing Line! 1.3553 0.05476 152 115 20 17
1108 That’s the pepperoni and provolone to South Ferry. We need to wait for the hot Italian meatball to Clark Street. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
1109 Yeah, it looks full ... but its right on thyme. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1110 No, that's not the 6:15 to D.C., there's no bologna on it. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1111 That line is the fast track to obesity. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1112 You can have your sub and ride it too. 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
1113 We’ll wait for the local. It’s gluten free. 1.3548 0.04734 155 109 37 9
1114 Oh, honey, waiting for the Vegan option will set us back another twenty minutes. 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1115 Oh great, another train loaded with meatballs! 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1116 Not this one. It’s the Hoagie to Philadelphia. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1117 That doesn't look like the one for Rye. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1118 I'm waiting for the 11:10 roast beef. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1119 I’m holding out for a hero. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1120 This is ham. Roast beef goes uptown. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1121 That millennial was right, this is LITERALLY the subway station. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1122 This one looks full. Let's take the next one. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1123 Don't be a hero trying to catch it. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1124 Can we wait for the vegetarian? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1125 "Let's wait for 5:15, it comes with chips". 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1126 It's being delivered to Trump Tower. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1127 You ordered the 12ft. with everything????? 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1128 Let's take the BLT instead. 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1129 No, it isn’t ironic. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1130 Can I get that to go? 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1131 We can catch this, or wait for the Eastbound Souvlaki at 12:30. 1.3533 0.04647 150 104 39 7
1132 Oh, it looks delicious, but does it stop 33rd and Rawson? 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1133 Let's wait for the 12-inch. More legroom. 1.3533 0.04928 150 107 33 10
1134 Let’s wait for the double decker 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1135 No, we're taking the Reuben downtown. 1.3533 0.04550 150 103 41 6
1136 Finally! The 4:10 to Indigestion. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1137 At a time like this, New York needs a hero. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1138 Can we get it to go? 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1139 This is the Italian capicolla, we’re wating for the roast beef with horseradish. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1140 Well of course it’s a subway. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
1141 We'll get the next one Lois, they're really sandwiched in there. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1142 Trump appointed Dagwood Secretary of Transportation. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1143 Let's wait for the next one; I don't want to get sandwiched in there. 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1144 We're supposed to take the B, to the L, to the T. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
1145 No no. This is the white. We need the whole wheat. 1.3517 0.04435 145 98 43 4
1146 Looks like we'll be sandwiched in again. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1147 They're certainly sandwiching them in, aren't they? 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1148 Dear, it looks like they rerouted the BLT. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1149 Chew-chew! 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1150 So this is where they got the name! 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
1151 No, that's a grinder. We're waiting for the local. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1152 The subway is a real grinder. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1153 Oh, great. Another subway hero. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1154 It's the Eponymous Express. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1155 Let's wait for the next one. It's an express and vegetarian. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1156 I always wondered why it was called the subway. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1157 Looks like we’re too late. They must stop running breakfast at 10:30. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1158 It's a working class hero! 1.3514 0.05412 148 111 22 15
1159 Just wait until you see the size of the rats. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1160 Hold the door and the pickles, please. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1161 I told you the train was full of baloney! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1162 So this is where the name came from. 1.3514 0.04483 148 101 42 5
1163 That's peculiar--what's a submarine doing here? 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1164 Great! The BLT is on time! 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1165 It's late because someone said, "Hold the mayo." 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1166 I refuse to be sandwiched on another subway. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1167 Let's wait for the six inch. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1168 I pretty sure that's the number one. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
1169 You should see the Dunkin' Donuts promotion during morning rush hour. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1170 Well, this is a subway, what did you expect? 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1171 The 3:10 comes with mayo 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1172 No, let's wait for the Deli Express. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1173 Don't try to be a hero. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1174 If it doesn’t get you there in 20 minutes, it’s free. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1175 In Philadelphia, they call it the "Hoagie System." 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1176 It must be the BLT train. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1177 I hate sitting on lettuce. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1178 I hope it's not crowded in there. I hate when I get sandwiched in. 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1179 No kidding. If anyone's riding that thing, they're in a pickle. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1180 I'm not sure this is going to solve the rat problem. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1181 Looks like we'll have to eat and run. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1182 If we could all just agree to call it a hoagie, then we wouldn't be in this strange picture... 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1183 Take this sub, none of the BLT's are running. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1184 No, it's the BLT. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1185 Hold up. The third car is vegan. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1186 Okay, take a couple bites first. But I still think we should report it! 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1187 They weren't lying when they called it fast food. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1188 Are you gonna say it or should I? 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1189 You're the one who asked for directions to the Subway. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1190 Let’s wait for the local. It’s fresher. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1191 Too late. It’s fully loaded. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1192 Look! It’s the express train to Bologna 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1193 The hero this city deserves, but not the one it needs right now. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1194 That must be the BLT line. 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1195 Let's wait for the local. That's the "Heartburn Express." 1.3497 0.04786 143 100 36 7
1196 I'll wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1197 I always thought it was short for submarine. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1198 I think we should wait for the Panda Express. 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1199 Just say you took a late lunch. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1200 Well, it is the BLT line. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1201 The corporate takeover of our failing infrastructure." 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1202 Great, lunch is on time. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1203 Is that the cheesesteak to Philly? 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1204 No, that's in Philly. Here it's a sub. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1205 Well, you said the MTA needed a hero... 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1206 If we wait 24 hours we can take the leftover train for half price. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1207 Be careful what you wish for 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1208 That's not ours, it has cheese. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1209 ''It's a new line... you're back home in 30 minutes or it's free.'' 1.3493 0.04517 146 100 41 5
1210 Where’s the gluten free line? 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1211 Let's not sit near the onion this time. 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1212 It could be worse. We could be in Boston where they're grinders. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1213 This is Jared’s fault. 1.3493 0.05376 146 109 23 14
1214 Honey... I told you size doesn't matter. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1215 You have to give Subway credit. Their sandwiches are always on time. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1216 Ooh, the new 600-ft. long! 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1217 Nope, we need the Reuben 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1218 It's a long ride, but lunch is included. 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
1219 I was waiting for the Orient Express, but this looks like the Neapolitan local. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1220 Let's wait for the next one—you know I'm vegan. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1221 Wow, a Subway subway! 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
1222 Stay back, Rutherford. Don't try to be a hero. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1223 That`s the American, we want the Italian. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1224 I thought you said we were catching the A train to get something to eat? 1.3493 0.04620 146 101 39 6
1225 How do you know we're in the Meatpacking District? 1.3493 0.04302 146 98 45 3
1226 Local hero. We need the express. 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1227 I thought we were going to take the BLT line home. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1228 You can see why Italian submarines were so ineffective during WWII. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1229 Let's wait for the next one. This one already has everything on it. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1230 The B.L.T. line is always late. 1.3493 0.05197 146 107 27 12
1231 Do you want to wait for the vegetarian downtown sub? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1232 Must be the new crosstown feeder train. Let's wait for the L. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1233 It's really crowded at lunch time. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1234 Have you noticed? The subway rats are getting bigger and their delivery orders are getting bolder. 1.3490 0.05381 149 112 22 15
1235 I think it came from Philly. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1236 I say we wait for the Taco Express. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1237 I was thinking Chinese 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1238 This one goes to Jersey, Mike- for Philly we need a cheese steak. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1239 That's the express to Coronary. 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
1240 Sigh. The daily grinder. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1241 I told you we should’ve gone for a wok 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1242 Attractive. Aromatic. On time. DeBlasio might be on to something. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1243 Public transportation gets more and more cheesy. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1244 We don't need another hero, we just need to know the way home 1.3487 0.04962 152 110 31 11
1245 I don't think I can stomach the ride. 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1246 We're waiting for the one with no tomatoes. 1.3469 0.04793 147 104 35 8
1247 Excuse me, Sir. Is that the BMT or the BLT? 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1248 I didn’t think that when they legalized pot here that I would hallucinate quite so much. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1249 Why is the reuben running on the ham and cheese line? 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1250 I think Marvel's taken this whole Superhero thing a bit too far. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1251 The mayor did promise subway improvements. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1252 ...and they warm it on the third rail. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1253 We missed the gravy train, now we'll have to get sandwiched on the subway. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1254 UberEats is getting so convenient! 1.3451 0.05386 142 106 23 13
1255 I expected to be sandwiched in, but not so literally. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1256 The Coney Island and the gravy train are on this line too. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1257 Let's wait, the next one should be whole wheat. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1258 This product placement is getting out of hand! 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1259 No, dear. We take the 6”. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1260 Wrong Subway! 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1261 Only you would take the MTA to the OTB on a BLT. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1262 I always wondered how it got that name! 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
1263 Oh, a 'subway.' I get it. That's pretty funny. 1.3451 0.05293 142 105 25 12
1264 It got the sub part right. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1265 And that’s just the dining car. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
1266 Let's wait for the vegan one, there'll be plenty of room. 1.3448 0.05394 145 109 22 14
1267 They say it comes uptown faster than it goes downtown. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1268 Don't take it--the 12:15 is organic. 1.3448 0.05394 145 109 22 14
1269 Another salami on ciabatta?! Maybe we should just take it. 1.3448 0.04525 145 100 40 5
1270 Food's good, but the service is lousy. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1271 Wait til you see the ones sponsored by Taco Bell 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1272 I thought this was the BLT line. 1.3448 0.04418 145 99 42 4
1273 This is ridiculous. I clearly said “no tomatoes.” 1.3448 0.05305 145 108 24 13
1274 This must be the Bread Line. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1275 Let's wait for one with less mayonnaise. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1276 That's the turkey. We want the spicy Italian. 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1277 Something's not kosher. We better wait for the Corned Beef Special. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1278 Let's wait for the whole wheat. 1.3448 0.04630 145 101 38 6
1279 No. We are waiting for the turkey on rye. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1280 Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame seed? 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1281 Folks in this city are so LITERAL. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1282 Wait for the meatball sub to take us to Little Italy. 1.3448 0.05121 145 106 28 11
1283 Let's wait for the number 4, it has no onions. 1.3448 0.04732 145 102 36 7
1284 Sure, it's slow and smells bad, but hey, this is New York. 1.3448 0.05214 145 107 26 12
1285 That doesn't look kosher to me. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1286 That's not funny 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1287 Let's wait for the desert car. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1288 I gotta hand it to you, this is one helluva first date 1.3431 0.04908 137 97 33 7
1289 Nope. Too literal. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1290 Oh, honey, I think the other side of the tracks is gluten-free. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1291 I think I’ll wait for the foot-long. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1292 It may be slow, but it's kosher. 1.3427 0.04666 143 100 37 6
1293 I thought Fridays was tuna fish. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1294 They're calling it, "The President." 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1295 These days everybody wants to be a hero. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1296 Let's wait for the nine grain. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1297 ANOTHER local hero on the express track. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1298 Martha, I don't care about your gluten sensitivity, we need to be there in twenty... 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1299 That one has onions. Let’s wait for an express. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1300 What kind of hero still takes the subway? 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1301 Whose foot did they measure??? 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1302 Aren't they taking the name a little too literally? 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1303 Oh - wrong platform. To get downtown, we need to take the 7:10 ham and cheese. 1.3427 0.04559 143 99 39 5
1304 Hold it, that's a hoagie. We're waiting for the Philly. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1305 We gotta wait for the next one. I'm trying to avoid gluten. 1.3427 0.05445 143 108 21 14
1306 This definitely won't solve the rat problem. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1307 Change to the Whopper at 42nd Street. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1308 No. It’s the Gravy Train we want. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1309 Let's wait. The express is whole wheat. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1310 It's amazing what can be done with a 3-D printer and some advertising. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1311 Is this the B, the L, or the T train? 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1312 Let's wait for a pizza. 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1313 Let's wait for no mayo. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1314 I told you we shouldn't have ordered a whole subway just for the two of us! 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1315 We want the six-inch to Brooklyn. 1.3427 0.04873 143 102 33 8
1316 Well, this wasn't what first thought when the guidebook said the subway feeds the city. 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1317 THAT'S the new Subway line?! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1318 Wow, great product placement! 1.3425 0.05091 146 107 28 11
1319 I thought you said this line was vegetarian. 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1320 No, we are waiting for the pastrami on rye. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1321 Let's wait--the next train's gluten free. 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1322 It's not the hero Gotham deserved, but the one we needed. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1323 Behold, a true hero! 1.3425 0.04604 146 102 38 6
1324 I love their sandwiches, but where do you sit? 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1325 They did say Subway might go under. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1326 It’s the latest Christo, ‘Moveable Yeast’. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1327 Grab this gentile express, or wait for the kosher local? 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1328 These new trains are a bunch of baloney! 1.3406 0.05490 138 104 21 13
1329 Are you sure we're in the right subway? 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1330 That must be the BLT train. Ours is the PBJ. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1331 Let’s take the next one. This one is too full. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1332 I think the gravy train arrives at platform six...... 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1333 We want the "L" line, not the "BLT". 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1334 Service has gotten so bad. We need a hero. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1335 We're heading uptown, so we need to catch the turkey with mayo. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1336 I thought the one with tomato was UPTOWN. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1337 That’s not ours, we’re waiting on the 6 (inch) 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1338 I hope the pastrami is not running late. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1339 I never thought I'd live to see them finish the Second Ave Deli line 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1340 O.K. -- corporate sponsorship has gone a little too far. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1341 Now I understand why you guys call it the subway 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1342 Subway is expanding 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1343 Guess we will have to eat on the go. 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1344 I hate corporate sponsorships! 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1345 I'm pretty sure this is the wrong subway. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1346 “We can switch to the bagel at 42nd Street”. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1347 Look, Harry. The first color cartoon! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1348 So that's where they got the name. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1349 The Italian B.M.T. always runs late. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1350 That is one bad visual pun. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1351 Don't get on. It looks too full. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1352 I told you we should have taken the BLT. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1353 I'm waiting for the uptown express. It's vegan. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1354 I'm sure the Coney Island will be along any minute. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1355 At last it's on a roll! 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1356 They wonder why they have a rat problem. 1.3404 0.04809 141 100 34 7
1357 Talk about product placement! 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1358 It’s free but you have to ride as a topping. 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1359 Look at the size of the rat dragging that 'sub'! 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1360 Is this the original Subway? 1.3404 0.05310 141 105 24 12
1361 Shows you what can get done when the public and private sectors work together. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1362 The mayor ordered a new subway train on the wrong form. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1363 OK I get it, but where’s the door? 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1364 Not sure now. Used to be $5.00. 1.3403 0.04844 144 103 33 8
1365 In the old days, this was called the "BLT Line." 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1366 I bet it still smells like urine 1.3382 0.05544 136 103 20 13
1367 Let's wait for the next one, I'm off gluten. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1368 The trick is to find a caption without the word subway in it. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1369 That's the uptown BLT local, we'll wait for the Tuna Melt express. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1370 Over an hour late. I’m not even hungry anymore. 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1371 Ah Subway. Now it all makes sense. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1372 What say we catch that Hoagie to Muskogee? 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1373 Boy, they weren't kidding. The $5 Subway IS a good deal. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1374 I can't keep is straight dear. Is this literally a subway, or figuratively? 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1375 No, we still call it a Subway station. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1376 Let's wait for the Express. It's pastrami on rye. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1377 It's too full. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1378 Let's wait for the triple-decker club car. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1379 Let's wait for the uptown gyro. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1380 I heard the new cars were made in deli. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1381 Nope, ours is the #12 with mustard. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1382 The graffiti on this line's gotten much more sophisticated. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1383 Sweetie, let's wait for the next train. I don't want to be sandwiched in. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1384 Tell me again. Why do we call it "fast food"? 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1385 I’d heard of the IRT, the BMT, and the IND, but never the BLT! 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1386 It’s part of Trump’s new infrastructure plan. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1387 I heard about this...it's Elon Musk and his Hyperloaf. 1.3381 0.04956 139 100 31 8
1388 So that’s what they mean by Subway 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1389 Ugh. Privatization. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1390 Not bad for $2.75. 1.3381 0.05456 139 105 21 13
1391 I'd just as soon go back up and hail a salad. 1.3381 0.05360 139 104 23 12
1392 The train traffic on the MTA is becoming increasingly hard to swallow. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1393 I think that's the 4:55 westbound BLT. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1394 I thought he was an out of towner too when he said to take the Broadway BLT. 1.3381 0.05162 139 102 27 10
1395 Nice buns 1.3381 0.04849 139 99 33 7
1396 You know how I feel about mayo...we'll just wait for the next one. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1397 Should we take this one or wait or wait for the meatball express? 1.3380 0.05085 142 104 28 10
1398 I thought Banksy was a vegetarian. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
1399 It does look appetizing, but do you see a door, because I do not see a door. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1400 Ah! Now I know where this place got its name. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1401 That is definitely not a lo-cal. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1402 I think Subway is taking itself too literally. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1403 Subway must be running a hell of a Groupon deal. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1404 Too packed...let's wait for the next one. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1405 This isn't our train, we are waiting for the 6 inch express. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1406 Let's take it, it runs like a hot dog after 125th. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1407 Ready to take a hero's journey? 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1408 This "corporate sponsorship" thing has gone too far. 1.3358 0.05509 137 104 20 13
1409 Can you believe we still can’t eat on the train? 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1410 It's the new 500 foot long from Subway. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1411 It takes fast food to a whole new level 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1412 I knew they were looking for a hero to fix the system. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1413 Oh, it's the weekend. I forgot the salami is running on the turkey line. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1414 It has mustard. We'll take the next one. 1.3358 0.05105 137 100 28 9
1415 Looks like the rats won their petition. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1416 Are you sure that's the BMT Line? 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1417 It's gotta be the new dining car 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1418 The subway has really lettuce down. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1419 Lunch now arriving on Platform 14. 1.3358 0.04999 137 99 30 8
1420 Ah, I see the 7 grain is right on time! 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1421 Oh no! Honey, the uptown arteries must be clogged again, this is usually a vegan train! 1.3358 0.05606 137 105 18 14
1422 Oh look, the President’s Food Stamp reform! 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1423 Uptown gluten-free now boarding. 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1424 Is this the BLT? 1.3357 0.04821 140 100 33 7
1425 They always get it wrong. I ordered a #7! 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1426 No, I'm trying to stay off carbs, not get on them. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1427 I told you the foot-long wouldn't be the end of it. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1428 this one is coming from the meatpacking district 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1429 Let’s take a taxi. I hate feeling sandwiched in. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1430 Let's wait for the bánh mì. It's express and the seats are softer. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1431 With the price of steel, Subway won the bid 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1432 I think the MTA partnership with Subway has had some unintended consequences 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1433 Let's take the next one. I want extra turkey. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1434 1.Let’s wait for the meatball express. 2. We’ll get a beverage at the transfer. 3. Is this the train to Little Italy? 4. We need that new Meatro card. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1435 BLT? I always thought it was the BMT. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1436 No, son. Let's wait for the whole wheat. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
1437 A real hero, jumping on the track like that. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1438 I finally got this subway system figured out. We don't want to take that one. It has extra prosciutto and is going to Little Italy. We take the next pastrami on rye to the lower east side. 1.3333 0.05657 132 101 18 13
1439 Late again -- but at least not packed like sardines 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1440 Honey, Let's wait for the Gluten-free one. 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1441 Well, this IS a subway station. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1442 Oh my God, David! New York is AMAZING! 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1443 We should say something. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
1444 I hear it runs on vinegar and oil. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1445 There is a downtown salami and cheese arriving in 2 minutes 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1446 Who knew Subway delivers? 1.3333 0.05746 126 96 18 12
1447 I think we are in the wrong subway. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1448 C'est ne pas un sandwich. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1449 Big difference between London Underground and New York Subway. 1.3333 0.04583 135 94 37 4
1450 We need to sit in the no onions section. 1.3333 0.05464 135 102 21 12
1451 Look, a track meat. 1.3333 0.05006 132 95 30 7
1452 This must be the one to the mayo clinic 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1453 "Wow. This really must be the subway". 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1454 We all live in a yellow submarine! 1.3333 0.05662 135 104 17 14
1455 We are dead meat if we go in there. 1.3333 0.05043 135 98 29 8
1456 Don't worry, we'll ketchup. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1457 Service on this line is really sub par 1.3333 0.04932 135 97 31 7
1458 I’m waiting for the 5:20 - it has more mayonnaise. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1459 Now I know why the fare has gone up to $5. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1460 Back to the daily grinder. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1461 Let's wait for the next one. I don't like mayo. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1462 That's strange... I didn't think the B.L.T. ran local on weekends. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1463 Ugh, crowded again. I feel like a piece of meat on this thing. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1464 I don't care if you're a vegan. This is our only ride out of here. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1465 We must have gone to the wrong Subway 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1466 Let’s wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1467 This isn't ours...ours has pepperoni... 1.3308 0.04740 133 94 34 5
1468 The rat lobby is getting out of control 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1469 I guess after Jared Subway really went under 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1470 It's usually much busier during lunch hour. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1471 Let's wait for the artisanal car. Everyone's always less kneady there. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1472 They say the toasted version is even faster. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1473 How's that for express delivery! 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1474 I've always heard that heroes can be found in the strangest places. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1475 Subway has gone too far. 1.3308 0.05307 133 99 24 10
1476 Hey Carmichael! Better a subway in a subway, than a grinder in a grinder, than a torpedo in a torpedo, than a hoagie in a... Carmichael. 1.3308 0.05517 133 101 20 12
1477 I literally cannot digest what I'm seeing. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1478 The guy who gave us directions sent us to the wrong subway. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1479 Since When Does the Salami Run Local? 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1480 I only ride vegetarian. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1481 On this line MTA stands for mayo, tomato, and arugula. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1482 This is a bit too literal for my taste. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1483 At last, a subway sandwich that really moves me. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1484 It runs on oil and vinegar. 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1485 I hope Nathan's doesn't hear about this. 1.3308 0.05413 133 100 22 11
1486 Let’s wait for the panini. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
1487 The unforeseen side-effects of a 24/7 news cycle and legal marijuana. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1488 I'm so hungry after my colonoscopy, even the subway looks delicious. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1489 I suppose it's better than being packed in like sardines! 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1490 What time’s the one without mayo? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1491 Darn, I ordered a turkey with cheddar not the BMT! 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1492 That's all well and good, but how do we get on? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1493 Excuse me Sir, is this the 4:10 from Liverwurst? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1494 That's just disappointingly literal if you ask me. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1495 Sandwiched in and it's not even rush hour! 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1496 Do you think Siri understood you wanted a sandwich shop? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1497 No, no! The ‘A’ train comes with mayo. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1498 I told you portion sizes were getting out of hand. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1499 Product placement has gotten out of hand. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1500 The new Metro service neither addresses the chronic over-crowding issues, nor the persistent rat infestation in the tunnels. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1501 Ohhh... now I get it. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1502 They have added a dining car 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1503 Is this the train to or from Hell's Kitchen? 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1504 Let’s just wait for the next one... I don’t like the looks of that lettuce 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1505 Actually, I love the new subway sandwich train cars. Come my little tomato, lettuce squeeze in. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1506 Maybe we should elect a new mayo. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1507 Well, they did say they’d change public transportation and eliminate hunger... 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1508 I told you the BLT would be packed at rush hour. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1509 Step back! The jaws are about to close. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1510 No, that's the Salami and Cheese to Little Italy. We need the Bahn Mi to Thai Village. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1511 We'll have to wait for the next one. This one's not kosher. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1512 Did you bring the two for the price of one coupon? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1513 You did say you wanted it to go. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1514 I told you this was the BLT-- the IRT is on the other side of Union Square. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1515 Not this one...ours is the Quiznos. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1516 Let's wait for the fast food -- it's an express. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1517 Do we really want to privatize everything? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1518 This must be the wrong subway stop! 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1519 The job sounds marvellous, but I can just see your commute getting stale very quickly. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1520 Can we order it to go? 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1521 I just ate. Let’s wait for the 1:15. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1522 No, you go ahead. I'm going to wait for the turkey and swiss. 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1523 So that's why the fare was $5. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1524 You have to admit that the product placement is excellent. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1525 It's one of those new Italian cars. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1526 Are you sure we can transfer before Flushing? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1527 It looks full. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1528 It's not ours. I held the tomatoes. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1529 Should we get that to go? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1530 I thought we were in The Big Apple? 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1531 That reminds me, Fred, your sister and her new boyfriend are coming for dinner tomorrow. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1532 This is the Ham and Swiss the Mixed Italian arrives at 8:05 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1533 No, the next one is our’s. This one has pastrami. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1534 Always fresh, never on time. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1535 Talk about catering to the lunch crowd! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1536 That's the BLT train. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1537 That's not ours, we want the hoagie to Hoboken. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1538 That's the Coldcut Combo to Brooklyn. We need the Spicy Italian to East Village. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1539 If that's what I think it is, the $5.50 round trip's a downright bargain. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1540 Is this what you mean by the "meat-packing district?" 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1541 It's rare when two companies can merge and still maintain their own identities! 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1542 This looks like the BLT. We need to catch the PB&J. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1543 This sub is called The Trump, even though it's YUGE, it comes with a micro pickle. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1544 It takes itself too literally. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1545 Wait for the next one, I don't want get sandwiched in. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1546 Can we take the BLT line? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1547 No wait, we want the Meatball Bacon Sub with Cheese to Lexington Ave. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1548 Stand clear of the closing jaws, please. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1549 On second thought let’s take the bus. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1550 That must be the midnight special. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1551 Let's wait. The Gluten-free won't be as crowded. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1552 Avoid the middle section; it can be overly stuffed. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1553 It seems like we are about to get into a pickle. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1554 BLT? The sign said BMT. 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1555 Did you ever feel like you were living in a cartoon that needed no caption? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1556 What? no Cheese? 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1557 I'll wait for the vegetarian car. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1558 Let that one go- I want Gluten-Free. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1559 That must be the dining car... 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1560 It was supposed to be here at lunch time. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1561 Something had to be done since the steel and aluminum tariffs took hold. They call it Light-Rye-Rail 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1562 Talk about getting sandwiched on the train. 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1563 I think the rats are going to like this new train. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1564 The rats must be enormous. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1565 It doesn't stop at this station, it goes right to Little Italy. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1566 The 3rd rail really crisps up the bread nicely. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1567 It’s not the hero we deserve, but it’s the hero we need. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1568 They certainly have made big Subway changes. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1569 Let's get on the next train. This one isn't kosher. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1570 I'm guessing we will have to take it to go. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1571 Let’s wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1572 I think it's a subway. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1573 Let's wait for the next one--maybe there'll be less Salami. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1574 Are you sure you googled the right subway? 1.3282 0.05677 131 101 17 13
1575 Wait til you see the rats 1.3282 0.05780 131 102 15 14
1576 No, let's wait for the panini. 1.3282 0.05466 131 99 21 11
1577 They bought it from the wrong Subway company. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1578 Not again? Another over stuffed NYC subway! 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1579 Let's wait. The whole wheat with mayo is due in 7 minutes. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1580 “Well it is a Subway, but it’s not what I ordered”. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1581 Bill, I think we went to the wrong subway. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1582 This must be what they meant by lunchtime delays. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1583 When you ordered, did you stipulate rapid transit or fast delivery? 1.3282 0.04778 131 93 33 5
1584 It looks full but I think we can eat our way in. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1585 It's a little too stuffed for me, let's get the next one. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1586 Jared said to wait for the footlong. 1.3281 0.05332 128 95 24 9
1587 Let's wait for the next one, they are really sandwiched in there. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1588 Looks like the BLT is running on the BMT line. 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1589 Makes you feel small, doesn't it? 1.3281 0.05446 128 96 22 10
1590 No, darling, it's just the IRT. You're hungry, that's all. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1591 The 12:10 ham and cheese is right on time! 1.3258 0.05213 132 98 25 9
1592 Just in time to catch the last subway. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1593 Watch the gap between the meat and the cheese. 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1594 Is this the fast food line? 1.3258 0.05101 132 97 27 8
1595 Is that the hoagie car, Michael? 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1596 You’re right, it’s longer than a foot. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1597 Squeeze in behind those pickles, or wait for the next train? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1598 The BLT line is running with delays 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1599 It is the last Hoagy to Clarksville. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1600 You’ve got to be a hero to make it through the subway these days. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1601 I'm not that hungry. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1602 All aboard! Next stop... Hell's Kitchen. Hell's Kitchen... next stop 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1603 I never thought they'd take corporate sponsorship so far. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1604 The Grinder goes from Grand Central to Connecticut, the Hoagie goes out of Penn Station to Jersey. This is just a Subway. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1605 Let's wait for the next one...this one looks stuffed. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1606 I was just getting used to the footlong. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1607 Shall we take the subway or wait for the bahn mi? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1608 That's the turkey club. We need the Reuben. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1609 I didn't know they allowed food on the train. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1610 Subway's out of service but I guess we can take a hoagie. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1611 Can we take this home? 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1612 I know the advertising revenue is important, but I still have trouble seeing the doors. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1613 I guess this train doesn't go to Nathan's. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1614 Stand clear of the closing buns. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1615 Figuratively speaking, that's a mixed metaphor, literally. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1616 It's not our train. We want the pumpernickel. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1617 This must be the Subway stop. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1618 I TOLD YOU TRUMP WOULDN’T STOP NEW YORK CITY FROM GETTING A NEW SUBWAY” 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1619 Now I understand why we paid with potato chips. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1620 "I see MTA lost the trademark infringement suit". 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1621 I thought they said the new steel tariffs wouldn't affect us. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1622 Let’s wait for the 11:30 uptown BLT. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1623 My hero's come to take me away 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1624 I said "ride the train to subway for dinner" not the other way around. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1625 You did ask for it 'to go'. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1626 I prefer lighter fare. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1627 Should we take it to go? 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1628 Sweetie, Let's wait for the Express, it has pimento and cheese. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1629 It goes straight through to the Big Apple. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1630 Gosh. I didn't know Subway delivered. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1631 Oooh, look...! It's that new Hoagie Car, Michael! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1632 Let's wait for the Burger Express. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1633 That’s the 1:30 to Philly. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1634 Am I high? 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1635 This is not what I had in mind when you said we were eating at Subway. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1636 Naah, the Spicy Italian is never on time. 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1637 Let's wait for the sourdough. 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1638 Smells better than the EL. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1639 Are you sure this is the yeastbound? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1640 Subway is working on its product placement. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1641 No, the next one. This one's got mayonnaise. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1642 Let's wait for the footlong - it's the express. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1643 This one goes to Little Italy. Let's wait for the meatball. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1644 We can never seem to ride the subway without getting sandwiched in with everyone else. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1645 There's no way it only has 6 grams of fat. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1646 I've changed my mind Dear. Let's take a Taco Taxi. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1647 Well, it is 'fast' food .... 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1648 When you said "Hurry,....Come see the Superhero!", I was expecting something more like Superman. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1649 The onions can be a bit overbearing at close quarters, but at least they run on time. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1650 I guess the BLT line is running local today 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1651 I'm sick and tired of the subways turning into sandwiches at the stroke of midnight. 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1652 Never visit a museum on an empty stomach. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1653 And I thought it was fake news. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1654 Are we going back on carbs? 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1655 No! I said let's MEET on the platform. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1656 Let's wait for a turkey on wheat. 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1657 I didn't know anyone actually rode the whole grain anymore. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1658 Let’s wait for the next one- I’m allergic to gluten. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1659 Go ahead. I'm holding out for a hero. 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
1660 Oh so that's why they call them Subs! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1661 Product placement has really crossed a line. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1662 It finally hit me. Hoagy Carmichael. That's who wrote Stardust! 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1663 No, that's the express to Little Italy, We want the local. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1664 It's their new sub: Under Ground Beef 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1665 It's the new train they sandwiched between the Q and the R line... 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1666 Sub in the Way 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1667 Looks like the 2:48 is a little oily. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1668 Ugh, let's wait. Tomatoes. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1669 'Good to see they've got the subways running on thyme.' 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1670 The Trump train is always full of bologna. 1.3254 0.05615 126 96 19 11
1671 Did the one we came in on have cheese? 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1672 I'll wait for the next one -- I'm vegetarian. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1673 The sub is filled, maybe we should take the bus. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1674 The milk train has fewer carbs, but it doesn't stop here anymore. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1675 I'll never be able to finish it in two stops. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1676 I think it was better when they were covered in graffiti. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1677 Edward was not convinced, but Betty was certain they were at the right Subway. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1678 Somewhat redundant, don't you think. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1679 They say a hero can come in all shapes and sizes. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1680 Why only clog tunnels when you can also clog arteries? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1681 Oh honey look it's that new Christo traveling art thing, he calls it the Monte Christo. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1682 Rising costs meant they had to look for sponsors. It's called the New York City Subway(tm) now. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1683 Is that the number 4 or the number 6? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1684 I don't think we'll fit with everyone sandwiched in like that. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1685 No...Way. 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1686 Even though the train wasnt crowded, John and Mary were still going to be sandwiched in. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1687 Well, I think it's a hoagie. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1688 Wait! That's not the gluten-free car. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1689 Let's wait for the one with mustard 1.3254 0.05265 126 93 25 8
1690 I guess that order was 'to go'. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1691 I am not riding in the salami car this time. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1692 I hear they only run a foot-long during rush hour. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1693 Not ours. We take the No Onion line. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1694 Looks like the "subway" is packed. 1.3254 0.05727 126 97 17 12
1695 No honey this is not us, we take the smoked turkey with swiss 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1696 OK it's longer. It's still crowded and stinks in the summer. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1697 It's local and it's artisan. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1698 This subway ends down at the mouth of the Hudson. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1699 The old subway car was toast. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1700 No, I don’t know where it goes and, yes, I’m getting on. Follow me. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1701 That's unbelievable. A BLT on the local track?!" 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1702 Well, I guess when he said meet on the train he wasn't kidding. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1703 The directions say to take the BLT to Midtown. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1704 This is the underground subway that I was telling you about 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1705 No, that’s the Italian, we’re looking for the BLT. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1706 I think we should wait for one without mayo. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1707 Pretty much tops it for product placement. 1.3228 0.05463 127 96 21 10
1708 Wait - how many calories are in the 12” southbound pastrami ? 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1709 That settles it. It's a sub not a hoagie. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1710 Let’s just get the next one - this one’s a damn sandwich. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1711 Oh darling, this beats seeing the original Starbucks in Seattle. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1712 Hold the door and the tomatoes! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1713 The subway taken over by Subway. This privatization-of-public-services thing has gone too far. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1714 Let’s wait for the 2. It’s pastrami and express. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1715 Pizza rat was one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1716 Won't be long, I suppose, before some sandwich artist comes along and covers it in graffiti. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1717 Thanks, Captain Obvious 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1718 If it’s with sardines I am not getting in. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1719 Let’s wait for the next one; I’m not that hungry. 1.3228 0.05109 127 93 27 7
1720 Let's wait for the Panda Express. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1721 I am taking this sub to the Yeast side. 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
1722 Is that the new BLT line? 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1723 We need more gluten-free transportation systems 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1724 No, that's not ours. We need to catch the meatball line to get to Queens. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1725 These sponsor placements have gone too far. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1726 I don't like fast food, let's wait for the local. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1727 They have a long way to go, but the're on the right track 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1728 Oh good, lets take the dining car. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1729 Ooh, gluten, processed red meats, not too much green stuff! I could get on board. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1730 Well, it certainly doesn’t solve the rat problem. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1731 Let’s wait for the next one. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1732 No, this is ham. We want turkey. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1733 Just don't ask to use the restrooms. 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1734 No wonder we have a rat problem. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1735 Those Subways are everywhere. 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
1736 Thats one way to keep my diet on track 1.3226 0.04932 124 89 30 5
1737 Lettuce, tomatoes, onions,--hold the train 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1738 This is taking corporate sponsorship too far. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1739 I heard that the Subway franchise just bought the MTA. 1.3226 0.05557 124 94 20 10
1740 I’d heard 14 was the buffet line. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1741 We're better off waiting for the uptown artisanal. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1742 What did I tell you, Harold? Privatization never works. 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1743 Do you know where the gluten free track is? 1.3226 0.05316 124 92 24 8
1744 The mayo is being held momentarily. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1745 It's called the Subway subway. 1.3203 0.05312 128 96 23 9
1746 Looks pretty good for a 100 year old subway! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1747 Something doesn't smell right. Let's wait for the next train. 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1748 You sure that's the BMT? I think I see Turkey. 1.3203 0.04826 128 92 31 5
1749 Subway's getting pretty aggressive with their advertising... 1.3200 0.04628 125 88 34 3
1750 Trust me, the BLT line is probably even worse 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1751 We could have gotten the Subway Special for half the fare! 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1752 I think we're looking for the southbound vegetarian. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1753 I'm waiting for the salami on rye. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1754 I say we split one. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1755 You have to cut through a lot of baloney to get anywhere around here. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1756 Wait, the next one is kosher 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1757 These new subway cars aren't really my taste. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1758 They keep increasing the subway fare. 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1759 Whenever I traveled, my mother always told me to take a sandwich. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1760 Oh good, it's the dinner train 1.3200 0.05279 125 93 24 8
1761 Yeah the sandwich is big but didja see that rat pulling it? 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1762 Let‘s agree on this: If it‘s not vegan, we are not getting on it.“ 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1763 The hero's journey 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1764 This isn’t what I ordered. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1765 On the other hand, they got rid of all the billboard ads. 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1766 Due to a signal malfunction, lunch is now served. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1767 First it's fake news, and now it's fake transportation? 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1768 You may not like pastrami but we'll get home faster. 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
1769 Subway is introducing its new line -- the BLT. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1770 I think this is taking corporate sponsorship a little too far. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1771 Look, its the A train express to heart disease, obesity and early death. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1772 Must be heading to White House. 1.3200 0.04899 125 90 30 5
1773 We missed the meatball, but if we wait 5 more minutes we can catch the mortadella. 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1774 Let's just wait for the gluten-free. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1775 It goes through the underbelly of the City. 1.3200 0.05400 125 94 22 9
1776 It's the IRT; we need the BLT! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1777 What were you talking about exactly when you said, "let's go to Subway?" 1.3200 0.05156 125 92 26 7
1778 Looks like they finally added a Dining Car. 1.3200 0.04628 125 88 34 3
1779 ....AND, it's on time. 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1780 He did promise to make a huge investment in our infrastructure. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
1781 It's so late it's gone stale. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1782 This must be yours. I ordered mine with provolone. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
1783 Well, a hero has arrived to save us from these dark times 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1784 When they start sending in food for the wait, you better walk. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1785 That is definitely more than a foot long. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1786 Literally!?! 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1787 Does it ever strike you that our transit system has become massively sub-standard? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1788 I wonder how many people outside New York will get this? 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1789 We should just take it. I heard the G train weekend service is a tuna melt. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1790 The Express comes with a drink and a cookie. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1791 Don’t get on this one...we want the Meatball Marinara 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1792 This city really knows how to put the sub in subway. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1793 Subway, gyro, whatever. All I know is, it’s late again. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1794 Doesn't look like a Subway to me! 1.3171 0.05575 123 94 19 10
1795 Oh, so that's how it got its name. 1.3171 0.05693 123 95 17 11
1796 If you don't call it "the Train" everyone will know your from out of town. 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1797 Must be the train from little Italy 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
1798 Lettuce on! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1799 Please, don’t state the obvious. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1800 This is the Italian. We want the Express. 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1801 They did say it was going to get worse before it got better. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1802 So, Amazon bought Whole Foods, and now Subway just bought subway? 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1803 Does this mean we can order a hanger steak at the airport? 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1804 Let's wait for the Ham and Cheese. 1.3145 0.05653 124 96 17 11
1805 Not this one -- we want the 6-inch to Flatbread 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
1806 Do you think if we got on we could be heros? 1.3145 0.05416 124 94 21 9
1807 Are you sure this is the right subway? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1808 It’s only a metaphor. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1809 What do the Taxis look like here? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1810 No, ours is the hot meatball to Queens. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1811 Only in the Big Apple. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1812 The local is less fattening. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1813 It's the new Lunch Line 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1814 I thought they said it was only a foot long 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1815 Too many carbs, let's wait and take the next one. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1816 Let's get it to go. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1817 Last time I ask Jared for directions. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1818 The American is running local, let's take the Italian. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1819 Italian subways are confusing. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1820 This one’s a local. The cheesesteak express should be along any minute. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1821 Looks full - let's catch the rye. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1822 Let's wait for the tuna special - this is a local. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1823 Still... for $5? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1824 Let's wait for the special... 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1825 Remember when it only cost $5? 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1826 These public-private partnerships have gone too far. 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1827 I knew you were in a hurry, so I ordered to go. 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
1828 I never thought that Christo would sell out. 1.3140 0.05633 121 93 18 10
1829 Yes, we made America great again! 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1830 At least it smells good 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1831 Let's wait for one without mustard. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1832 Well, I’m no fan of pastrami, but we’re running late, so let’s take this one. 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1833 Let's take a different subway. I'm doing Paleo. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1834 Wait, the local is gluten free. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1835 Let's take the Pastrami to 42nd, grab the Meatball to Queens, and then we can just jump on the Ham and Cheese there. 1.3140 0.05253 121 90 24 7
1836 Do you want that to go? 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1837 Let's wait for the gravy train instead 1.3140 0.05509 121 92 20 9
1838 That's the BLT, not the BMT 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
1839 Is it just me or are they getting smaller? 1.3140 0.05120 121 89 26 6
1840 At least it's better than the breadline. 1.3136 0.05607 118 90 19 9
1841 This wouldn't have happened if we had just let them ban the big sodas 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1842 Looks like we’re going to be packed in like sardines again. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1843 It may not improve the percentage of trains arriving on time but it might make the wait more palatable. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1844 but is it still good to eat after 5 seconds on the subway floor? 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1845 The boys in Set Design are smoking pot again ... 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1846 I don't believe my eyes, this subway's on time. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1847 Let's wait for the gyro. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1848 We just missed the turkey club. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1849 Probably toasty as hell in there... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1850 This one must be to go. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1851 It definitely came from a Subway, but where's it going? 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1852 They send the foot-long during rush hour. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1853 I'm still not sure about this new subway marketing - "mass trans fats" - but we'll see if the public eats it up or not. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1854 Not that one! It's got everything on it. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1855 Hurry! My subway app says indigestion will arrive in...3 minutes. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1856 'Figuratively', not 'literally', dear 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1857 Do you think they'll be mad if we send it back and ask for another one? 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1858 Let's wait for the lettuce wrap. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1859 I think I’m going to wait for the ham and cheese at 3:10. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1860 Do we eat our way in? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1861 Are you sure this is the right subway? 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1862 There goes my hero. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1863 Suddenly three dollars for a sub doesn't seem so ridiculous 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1864 Not this sub dear, we want the toasted one. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1865 Let's wait for the footlong. 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1866 Well, if we get stuck... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1867 The next stop is the bathrooms in Penn Station. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1868 I think we should wait for the tuna melt. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1869 Literal is not always practical. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1870 Don’t worry. It’s locally sourced. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1871 It's my first all-you-can-eat train ride. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1872 Next stop: Indegestion 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1873 You should see the Coke that goes with it. 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1874 Wow, they have taken fast food to a whole new level. 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1875 I just think we are so hungry that everything is starting to look like a sandwich. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1876 That's more than a foot long. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1877 The new subway design makes it more appetizing 1.3109 0.05692 119 92 17 10
1878 Here's the train to Little Italy. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1879 Express lunch? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1880 It’s not the IRT but the BLT line. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1881 I don't think it's kosher, Lenny. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1882 Is that the A/C/E or the B.L.T? 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1883 Let's wait for the seedless. 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1884 Let's wait for the next one; this one's stuffed. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1885 Hmm, I think we should just take the Panda Express. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1886 How can something so wrong feel so right? 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1887 Well, there goes dinner. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1888 These corporate sponsorships are getting way out of hand. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1889 See, I told you! We catch the uptown meatball on the other platform. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1890 This is my kind of Subway. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1891 I was waiting for a #5 Uptown, but I guess a #6 with pastrami will have to do. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1892 Let’s wait for one without onions. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1893 We have to take this one. The black forest ham is making only express stops to 125th Street. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1894 Wrong train. The 10:05 offers Kosher dills. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1895 Wow, it actually made it on time for lunch for once. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1896 Looks like more delays on the BLT line... 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1897 While I don't usually object to product placement, Subway has gone too far. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1898 Oh, great, does this mean that the price to ride the subway is 5 bucks now!? 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1899 Look, Charles, it's the 4 'clock Hoagie. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1900 Not this one - we're on the pastrami. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1901 I said Chinatown not little Italy, give me the map! 1.3083 0.05650 120 93 17 10
1902 Looks like they forgot the mayo, but at least it arrived on time. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1903 Let's wait for one that's less packed. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1904 Let's wait for one on whole wheat. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1905 I thought the MoMA exhibit was last week. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
1906 Boy, have these cartoons become literal. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1907 Looks like the express is running as a local hero. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1908 Let's just take the next one. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1909 The last car has more cheese. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1910 Hope you're hungry! This is the first stop on the Buffet Line. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1911 Let's wait for the Ruben. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1912 I just love the Whitney! 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1913 Golly, I didn’t know Subway delivers. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1914 At this hour, it is always a meat fest. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1915 Not ours. Our has cilantro. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1916 It's huge!! I bet it goes to Trump Tower. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1917 Now they're just mocking us. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1918 You know I'm gluten-free...We'll have to walk. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
1919 Oh, it's a mayonnaise. Let's wait for an oil and vinegar. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1920 Great, another wannabe subway hero. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1921 Attention subway riders : eating in the car is permitted. Eating the car is not 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1922 The express comes with prosciutto. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1923 It's the express. No tomatoes. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1924 Still smells like urine, although now with a hint of honey mustard. 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1925 I hadn't planned on taking a submarine to Penn Station! 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1926 Sure, I know it's a lot to eat, but we can take the rest home. 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1927 No, No, it's not a grinder. 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1928 Hold on. I don't see the conductor -- or is that him under the avocado? 1.3077 0.05073 117 86 26 5
1929 I'll wait for the gluten-free line. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1930 I think it's going to Little Italy 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
1931 We should wait...the whole wheat will be along in a minute. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1932 In Philadelphia that would be a hoagie. 1.3077 0.04925 117 85 28 4
1933 If you are going uptown I wouldn't get on. It's almost impossible to get a hoagie above 14th Street. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1934 They're not very subtle with the subliminal advertising, are they? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1935 No, no, the express doesn't have lettuce and tomatoes. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1936 Its either the BMT, the IRT, or the BLT special. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1937 Don't say it. Don't even think it. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1938 Let's have a bite and then go home 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1939 I wonder if I can get mine "To Go". 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1940 Does this subway go to Philly? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1941 Is this your idea of our lunch date? 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1942 I flew Blimpie to Chicago. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1943 It's a subway...It's a sandwich...Genius! 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1944 Problem is, every time the doors open a tomato slides out. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1945 The MTA is exploring franchise opportunities. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1946 The veggie sub doesn't stop here. This is a meat station only. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1947 Let's wait for the local, otherwise we'll be sandwiched in. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1948 No, we need to wait for the vegan. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1949 Hey look! It’s one of those all-you-can-eat trains! 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1950 Too many carbs. Let's wait for the lo cal. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1951 ~Hold on, lets wait for the Italian B.M.T to Brooklyn" 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1952 I have to transfer at Times Square for the Turkey and Swiss 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1953 You’ll be able to get an olive by 96th. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1954 It looks like this town is full of literals, not liberals. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1955 Let's walk. I think the next station has a vegan train. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1956 The graffiti is so convincing. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1957 You said it would be like a sardine can. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1958 Finally, a subway I love. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1959 It's delayed--they're holding the mayo on the A line. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1960 I always wondered how that was named. 1.3070 0.05004 114 83 27 4
1961 This is the best smelling train in Manhattan. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1962 Let's wait for the Veggie Delite. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1963 If its not vegan and gluten free I'm not riding. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1964 This might cause my diet to go off track. 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1965 It's true, then—Subway and the subway have merged. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1966 Half the city is off bread, so it's never crowded. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1967 I guess we can't take it today. It's no meat Friday. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1968 Let’s wait for the next one, it might not be as filling. 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1969 Everyone in the Village warned us not to go above 14th, but you will never listen. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1970 I heard Subway now "Supersizes". 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1971 If you finish one, you get a second one free... 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1972 These subway ads are getting a bit extreme. 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1973 That must be the sub to Little Italy. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1974 Let's wait for the gluten-free train. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1975 And that's BEFORE they supersize it! 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1976 Let's sit near the front, there's less pickles there. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1977 Fred this reminds me, we’re almost out of toilet paper. 1.3070 0.06120 114 91 11 12
1978 I think it's a nuclear sub! 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1979 Looks like we trade less congestion for more indigestion. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
1980 Let's wait for the No. 3 1.3070 0.05727 114 88 17 9
1981 I wonder about the roll of advertising in our society 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1982 Not bad, only $2.75 for a 200 foot-long. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1983 But that's what the sign said. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1984 Look at that hoagie car, Michael! 1.3070 0.05992 114 90 13 11
1985 You can't beat that for product placement. 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1986 Wasn't it bad enough when the trains just smelled like a big, greasy sub? 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1987 I don’t understand. This cartoon is complete and does not need a caption. Was this a mistake? 1.3070 0.05590 114 87 19 8
1988 Wow, how much does that sub weigh? (Hey, if the New Yorker can pun, so can I.) 1.3070 0.05449 114 86 21 7
1989 It's a mirage; the 6 train is never as delicious as it looks. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
1990 Looks like we just missed the Rye. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1991 Let’s wait for the pastrami on rye. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1992 Maybe crumbling infrastructure isn’t always a bad thing. 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
1993 They promise to fix the system, but that’s a bunch of baloney. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1994 These subway ads are really getting sophisticated. I can’t even see the door! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
1995 I always leave smelling like this place. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1996 The six foot sub only comes at rush hour. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1997 Let's wait for whole-grain. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1998 The wonderful thing about this city is that you’ll find hero’s wherever you look! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
1999 That's what I call a subway sandwich! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2000 Hold on. The prosciutto with lettuce and tomato is a local. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2001 That's not the subway I know... 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2002 That’s the BLT express -Let’s wait and eat local. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2003 It's the new public-private infrastructure initiative. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2004 Graffiti these days - all technique and zero soul. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2005 This cross-marketing thing is getting out of hand. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2006 Let's wait for the turkey on rye 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2007 We're early, we'll wait for the corned beef on rye. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
2008 Wait. Let's see if the next one is a pizza. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2009 It’s a subterranean. 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2010 Let’s wait for the next one... looks like everyone’s sandwiched in 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2011 It's the 8:20 to Sub-Urbia. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2012 I think I'll wait for the low-carb car. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2013 Kind of obvious, isn't it? 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2014 Let's wait for the express. It has extra cheese. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2015 Did you say 'iconic' or 'ironic'? 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2016 Looks like they've opened the new B.L.T line. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2017 These new advertisement wraps have gotten more realistic. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2018 This is the spicy Italian. The ham and cheese is due in five minutes." 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2019 The schedule called for Pizza 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2020 I hope you realize the winning caption to the gingerbread person cartoon announced in the 3/5 issue is plagiarized from a recent issue of AARP magazine 1.3051 0.06197 118 96 8 14
2021 I really thought you were kidding! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2022 Aww - I told them "No Tomatoes" 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2023 Mind the mayo 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2024 This is the Spicy Italian Local line, our train is the Cold Cut Combo Express. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2025 It takes a hero these days to ride the sub ways. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2026 The new Secretary of Transportation owns a number of franchises. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2027 The next one—this one's too stuffed. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2028 Something's off... Why are we the only two here? 1.3051 0.04740 118 85 30 3
2029 You see, this is why we call them hoagies back home 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2030 There really is a subway on every corner now! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2031 Phew. I was worried we'd get stuck on the tuna. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2032 I Love this new Guggenheim Exhibit it’s called “Yes Literally!” 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2033 I think the new Subway System Director is taking his job too literally. 1.3051 0.05836 118 93 14 11
2034 Next stop, Little Italy. 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2035 At least this one is on time! 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2036 Quick! Get on! The next one has mustard. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2037 Look, the top one percent left us more than just crumbs! 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
2038 Nah, there'll be a Philly Cheese Steak along any minute! 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2039 You want kosher, you go local." 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2040 I feel safer now that Jared is gone. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2041 Open sesame gets you in 1.3051 0.05178 118 88 24 6
2042 Let's wait for the local. I need to cut down on fast food. 1.3051 0.05316 118 89 22 7
2043 We transfer at Coney Island for the jumbo hot dog. 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
2044 This is all wrong, we needed the turkey reuben inbound. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2045 It's better than the egg salad I rode last week. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2046 Let’s wait for the uptown tuna 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2047 It would be nice not to get sandwiched between two cars. 1.3043 0.05816 115 90 15 10
2048 I don't know if it's kosher. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2049 So that’s why they don’t call it the “Tube“, “Underground” or “Metro”. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
2050 'I thought this was the L train not the BLT train' 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2051 Franchising the transportation system was a bad idea. 1.3043 0.05683 115 89 17 9
2052 I was looking for the Second Avenue Deli, not the Second Avenue Subway. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2053 I hate when advertising becomes so intrusive. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
2054 But is it gluten free? 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
2055 No, that’s the local. Let’s wait for the express, it’s fresher. 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
2056 I knew this would happen if SUBWAY sponsored the M.T.A. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2057 A sub in the subway is no odder than color in the New Yorker cartoon contest 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2058 Why must you be a po'boy? I knew we should've paid for the Uber. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2059 It's a typical offering from a New York City Sub Station; great, IF you can get it to go. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2060 The last one was packed with sardines. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2061 I said no tomatoes!! Let's wait for the next sandwich. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2062 You know, I was hoping we would get the gravy train this time around! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2063 I told you this was the wrong subway. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2064 Christo has finally sold out. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2065 What time are the chips and drinks scheduled to arrive? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2066 Subway's working today. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2067 Let’s wait for next one, I prefer going plain without tomatoes! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2068 Let’s wait for the turkey, cheddar and avocado. It’s an express. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2069 Next one should be the Rye Express. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2070 Oh look, the new subway has arrived. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2071 Well, we can stay and grab a bite, or take the Express. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2072 Let’s wait for the Pastrami Line. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2073 No, let's wait for the baguette express. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2074 Let’s wait, that one’s overstuffed. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2075 Wow! That must be the new 50 foot Subway! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2076 They toast it on the third rail... 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2077 I get it, you don't have to harp on what 'literally' means 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2078 nah, wait for the meatballs and swiss; takes longer but fewer onions. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2079 Let’s wait for the panini. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2080 New York's biggest fast food-train, brought to you by the nation's biggest fast-food chain. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2081 Roast beef? Let's wait for the next one. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
2082 Who ordered the pastrami on rail? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2083 Let's wait for the next one - hopefully it will be turkey on whole wheat 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2084 Geez Ted, how many weight watcher’s points do you think it is? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2085 How redundant. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2086 The thing I hate about the subway is getting sandwiched. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2087 Excuse me, is that Hoagie to Newark ? Or the Wedge to Yonkers ? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2088 Get ready to be sandwiched in again. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2089 I don’t know ... it’s not quite how I expected a subway to look. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2090 Too seedy for you? 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2091 Let's wait, maybe the next one will be a hamburger. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2092 'We can take the BLT to the J Z.' 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2093 Let's wait for the 'meatball express'. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2094 It's the Hoagy Carmichael express 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2095 This isn't us, we're waiting for the Gluten Free. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2096 Let's wait for the vegetarian. It's an express. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2097 Never take the subway at lunchtime 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2098 Makes sense to me. Why else would they call it a subway station? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2099 It’s the express. We want the 6 inch. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2100 Wow...now that's what I call a subway advertisement... 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2101 Let's take the next one. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2102 This sponsorship thing has gone too far. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2103 This is the Veggie. We'll have to wait for the next one. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2104 Where’s the gluten free line? 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2105 That's the sub to Brooklyn. 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
2106 That's turkey, we need turkey club 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2107 This was inevitable, once the fare went up to $5. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2108 Let's wait for the local. It's whole wheat. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2109 It must be the express to Little Italy. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2110 That's the hoagie car, Michael. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2111 Must be coming from Little Italy. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
2112 Years ago people used to ride on these things. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2113 Let's wait for the multigrain. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2114 For ironic advertising it can’t be beat. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2115 Finally, my Hero! 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
2116 Did you wash your hands? 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2117 You really can get anything in New York, can't you ? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2118 Well, I guess it was inevitable after the way riders have been sandwiched in for so long. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2119 His mouth is big enough, but his hands could never manage it! 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2120 I thought it was the BMT. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2121 Now we know who is sponsoring the Manhattan tunnel rebuild. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2122 We don't need another superhero! 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
2123 So that’s why we call this a subway stop. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
2124 Stop staring at that tomato!! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2125 If the product-placement campaign doesn't do it, there'll be a fare increase for sure. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2126 Amtrak seems to think it’s a subway now! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2127 These product placement ads are getting out of hand... 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2128 Looks like that's one completely full. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2129 Ugh, Lunch time is always so packed. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2130 Well, at least this one was on time. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2131 I’ll catch the next one, I’m holding out for a hero. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2132 The vegan train is next. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2133 They really ought to stop being so literal. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2134 That's a lot of baloney 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2135 Hold on. It's the local, it has bacon. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2136 Let’s wait for one with less mayo. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
2137 Relax, Insecure Man, you'll always be my hero. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
2138 The Subway has so gone down the Tubes. 1.3017 0.05640 116 90 17 9
2139 I know we're late Suzanne, but can we wait for the next one? I'm off carbs this month. 1.3009 0.05745 113 88 16 9
2140 The six-inch will be more crowded. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2141 Subway delivers 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2142 We should've taken the cannoli. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
2143 Where I'm from it's called a hoagie. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
2144 I think Banksy is getting too literal. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2145 Now that's what I call a subway. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2146 I'm waiting for the one with no mayo 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2147 Wait, the express is on whole wheat. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2148 I hope there isn’t mayo smeared on my seat again. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2149 Let's wait for the steak and cheese. It's an express. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
2150 Call me Ishmael 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2151 I like being able to loaf on the train. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2152 Too many tomatoes. Let's wait for the next one. 1.3000 0.04575 110 78 31 1
2153 Is this the foot long express or the 6 inch local? 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2154 The cross-town smells better than usual. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2155 Jalapeños-- must be the express. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2156 Do you know what they call it in Philadelphia? 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2157 They finally mastered the miracle of the loaves 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2158 You take everything so literally 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2159 Before corporate sponsorships, the subway was toast. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2160 Let’s catch the next one, this isn’t gluten free. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2161 I thought its only job was to block human arteries. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2162 Let’s wait. I don’t want to get sandwiched into this one. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2163 Wow, I don't think I've seen it so full. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2164 Let's wait for the next one. It comes with mustard. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2165 Not ours; ham subs only go to 42nd Street. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2166 It looks like the merger was approved. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2167 These advertising wraps are getting a bit too realistic 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2168 Can we wait for a gluten-free train? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2169 Our question upstairs should have been more specific 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2170 The city gets a franchise fee, and we get mayo on our shoes. 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2171 Excuse me Sir, is this the 4:10 from Liverwurst? 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2172 I know it’s the subway, but this is ridiculous. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2173 lettuce ride together....I don't want to provolone 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2174 Wait. There's a reason no one's eating it. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2175 Must be the new Second Avenue Deli Train 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
2176 It seems as though everything is conspiring to derail my diet. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2177 See, with Uber you only get water and Altoids. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2178 Are those edibles totally messing with me, or is that the world’s biggest metaphor? 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2179 We would have never made it if they hadn’t held the onions. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2180 I wouldn't mind it so much if the tomato slices didn't always insist on manspreading. 1.3000 0.05996 110 87 13 10
2181 Maybe, we should just catch a taxi carb. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2182 I think they misunderstood my “to go” request. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2183 It’s tempting, but I’ll wait for the local. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2184 The Italian Express just pulled in. I think I want to wait for the Meatball Special. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2185 Open sesame? 1.3000 0.05855 110 86 15 9
2186 Now I see why New Yorkers don't call it the Metro. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2187 Not this one dear. We need the meatball line. 1.3000 0.05563 110 84 19 7
2188 Are there any gluten free options? 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
2189 well it gives new meaning to sub station. 1.3000 0.04754 110 79 29 2
2190 Let's take the express, I'm on a diet. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2191 Maybe we should take the bus. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2192 The tuna on rye never shows up when you need it. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2193 Don’t worry, we can transfer for the lo-cal at 42nd. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2194 This sponsorship has gone a little too far. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2195 The graffiti artists are really getting good. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
2196 Not exactly what I was expecting. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2197 It's never a BLT when you need one. 1.2982 0.04973 114 84 26 4
2198 This subway graffiti keeps getting better all the time. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
2199 Well it’s obviously not vegan so I’m waiting for the next one. 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2200 Looks like fast food... but is it an express train? 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
2201 Do we get in by saying ‘Open Sesame’? 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2202 (garbled intercom voice):"Please board the train when bready." 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
2203 This is not what I expected when you said we were going to take a subway. 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
2204 Hold on, why is that thing the only thing in color? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2205 Now I get why New York is famous for its Subway! 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2206 Maybe I was in the wrong App when ordering the lunch express 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2207 The 10:00 hoagie from Muskogee is in 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2208 Subway finally came up with a clever ad campaign. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
2209 Isn't that just a bit too obvious? 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2210 "Ladies and Gentlemen, the downtown Ham and Cheese on Rye is delayed by signalling problems. As an alternative, take the Italian Hero to West 4th and switch to the Turkey Club.". 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2211 Does the Footlong go to JFK? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2212 I don't care, it's late. 1.2973 0.05665 111 86 17 8
2213 Wake me, Ralph, I'm having another one of my gluten-free nightmares! 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2214 Wow, $5.95 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
2215 The whole thing is a dining car. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2216 Well, it smells like the 4. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2217 Wait, that's the footlong spicy italian. We need to take the chicken tikka! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2218 I think they are taking their marketing a little too far. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2219 Downtown in 30 minutes? What a a lot of baloney! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2220 Pizza rat's going to be so happy. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2221 In Philly we call them Hoagies. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2222 Darling, mind the dip between the train and the platform. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2223 Now I get why you complained about heartburn over the privatization of the subway. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2224 "We're at the wrong station dear.This is the BLT Subway Line". 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2225 Oh wait! I just remembered the name of that sandwich shop. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2226 Has the subway become more seedy recently? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2227 Okay; I'll bite. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2228 I think this train is headed to the upper wheat side 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2229 I thought you said let's eat AT Subway. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2230 I hear the French have Baguette transit. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2231 So when did the BMT become the BLT? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2232 You should see what they did to the Chrysler Building. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2233 The rats are now ordering out. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2234 Let's get a seat by the baloney! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2235 Let's wait for the roast beef on whole wheat. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2236 I hope it's heated. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2237 A #6 fully dressed is now entering the station. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2238 Look; this train must be from Little Italy! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2239 It's amazing what you get for five dollars these days. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2240 I have to wait for the next one, it's gluten-free. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2241 Go ahead, I'm waiting for the panino. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2242 The problem is you can't eat onboard. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2243 Who'da thought when our ship finally came in it'd be a sub? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2244 You're right: Subway does have bigger sandwiches. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2245 Looks like we missed the lo-cal. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2246 Can we wait for the Pastrami Express or the Trump Turkey Local? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2247 So that's why they call it the subway. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2248 This new subway is a lot of baloney. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2249 I don't care what anyone says, this subway is still seedy... 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2250 I don't know what they're thinking - this won't help the rat problem... 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2251 Let’s wait for the next train. It’s too early for lunch. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2252 I'll take it to go. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2253 These advertising tie-ins are getting ridiculous. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2254 Now that's what I call a hero's welcome. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2255 I hate caraway seeds. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2256 Oh yea, it's how he came up with the name, SubWay. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
2257 Does this really make America great again? 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2258 We'll eat on the way. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2259 The commute is a grinder 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2260 Some mergers just don't make much sense. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2261 It means nothing, you're my hero. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2262 I know what it looks like dear, but the British call it a tube! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2263 This one has too much mayo, let's wait for the next one. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2264 Let's wait for the next one...I'm on a diet! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2265 The farmer's market has really expanded. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2266 It’s OK. He said McDonalds is going to pay for it. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2267 That's the BMT honey. We need the BLT. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2268 I was told the Crosstown was a vegetarian line. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2269 Our car is sandwiched in back there. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2270 It's the new mile long from Subway. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2271 I think it's called the Midnight Special . 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2272 I told you, the subway is just for heroes now. 1.2963 0.04790 108 78 28 2
2273 I miss the old artists. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2274 One sandwich to feed all the fans at the stadium was a controversial experiment. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2275 No wonder they raised the fare to $5.00! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2276 Wrong Subway! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2277 Yes, but sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2278 The Governor wants to be considered a hero in improving the subways. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2279 In which subway do you wish to be sandwiched? 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
2280 I said I wanted an IRT, not a BLT. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2281 I'm the electric company had something else in mind when they made this their sub station 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
2282 City hall mixed up the lunch and transportation contracts again. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2283 Well, at least it isn't tuna. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
2284 This one is to go, right? 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2285 Don't worry sweetie, the corned beef on rye will be next. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2286 subways are finally running on time now that the deli's took over 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2287 Trump Tower’s stockin’ up on baloney. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2288 Somewhere lives an advertising genius. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2289 The Express isn’t toasted. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2290 It's a new concept - a dining car. 1.2936 0.05422 109 83 20 6
2291 Subway has really ramped up their new advertising campaign. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
2292 No, wait... the guy said to get on at the Éclair. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
2293 That car will really sandwich ya’ in. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2294 I'll bet they catch the rat. 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
2295 See, we do have heroes nowadays. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2296 As if being sandwiched on the inside wasn't enough... 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2297 This must be the train to Hogieboken. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2298 I guess this one no longer stops at the Carnegie. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2299 Sponsored by Subway. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2300 No, let's get a local sandwich. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2301 No, lets wait for one with no mayo. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2302 There's my hero. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2303 Let's wait for one without mayo. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2304 Honey, I think we found the subway. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2305 Looks like we’re going to be sandwiched in again. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2306 Wow, look at the size of the new dining car! 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2307 Late lunch again. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2308 Hurry up! Maybe they can sandwich us in. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2309 These corporate-sponsored subway remodels might be getting out of hand. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2310 Must be a throwback car from the old Italian BMT line. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2311 That's the Number 7 with extra pickle. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2312 This is a new take on lunch to go. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2313 I know what you said, Lenny. I just didn't believe you. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2314 Now, here is a sandwich living up to its name. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2315 That’s why they call it fast food. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2316 This train is too literal! 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2317 Let it go. Ours is multigrain 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2318 This is the Express line." "Baloney 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2319 I heard the dining car has a limited menu. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2320 this is the BLT Express. To get to Little Italy we need to take the Combo Line. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2321 Let's wait for the next one. I really don't want to get mayo on my coat again. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2322 Let’s wait for the foot-long Uptown. I hear there’s avocado. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2323 I can see it's the BLT, but is it the express? 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2324 It's not toasted. How could you forget to ask for toasted? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2325 I see The Donald sub is making it's way to Trump Tower. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2326 Let's wait for the gluten-free car. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2327 Looks slower than Panda Express... 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2328 I didn't know the "L" train stood for "Literal". 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2329 I'm not too hungry. Let's wait for the local. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2330 Well, the sign did say "Subway". 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2331 So that's why they call it the underground and we call it the subway. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2332 Let's wait for the next one, this one's packed with carbs. 1.2925 0.05990 106 84 13 9
2333 Let's wait for the non-gluten. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2334 Let's take the next one. I don't like wheat bread. 1.2925 0.04637 106 76 29 1
2335 Cabs are lower carb. 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2336 It's only the Local Fare. Let's wait for the Express Special. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2337 Wow, so do we now have a President in the Oval Office too? 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2338 What else were you expecting to see in a sub way? 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2339 Damn, was hoping it was the BLT train. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2340 You know, every city needs a hero. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2341 We'll never get to Brooklyn with this bologna. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2342 Yeah, that's OK for armies, but I like wheels myself. 1.2925 0.05010 106 78 25 3
2343 Yes, darling, "Meals on Wheels", is convenient, but the portions are too much for me. 1.2925 0.05838 106 83 15 8
2344 We don't want that one, it's the Black Forest Ham not the Uptown 1. 1.2925 0.05682 106 82 17 7
2345 It's crowded but at least it's on time. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2346 This is where the Jersey subs originate. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2347 Let's wait for the Quizno's. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
2348 I know New York is a food city, but this is ridiculous. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
2349 In Japan, they've been living inside hoagies for decades. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2350 These public—private partnerships are getting out of control. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2351 The underground clubs are getting too avant-garde for my taste 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2352 Let's wait for the next one. I asked for no lettuce. 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2353 Let's wait for the tuna fish. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2354 This "corporate sponsorship" thing has gone too far. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
2355 On the plus side, they say it's clean, smells great and has gluten free seating. 1.2897 0.05477 107 82 19 6
2356 Well, it is a subway sandwich, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. 1.2897 0.06087 107 86 11 10
2357 It’s only in service until the rat population rebounds. 1.2897 0.04790 107 78 27 2
2358 This better mean we can bring our coffee down here now. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2359 Let's wait for the vegan express to Brooklyn. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2360 Well at least it's on time. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2361 They changed the decor to match the aroma! 1.2885 0.04864 104 76 26 2
2362 Ceci n’est pas un Subway (with apologies to Magritte) 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2363 I'll bet you the rats don't let it get to Lexington Avenue. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2364 I thought we needed to take the rye ? 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2365 What next? Airplanes shaped like virgins? 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
2366 That's the local. The express has only meat. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2367 Oh my, another hostile takeover! 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2368 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SUBWAY SANDWICH!! 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2369 Faced with stiff competition from Amazon's drone food delivery, Costco is testing it's version. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2370 Now you know why they call it "Subway." 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2371 Let's get the special. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2372 Woah! Advertising on public transportation is out of control. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2373 Did you hear? De Blasio has been taking money from Subway. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2374 This is the only Subway in New York where you can get a decent Philly hoagie. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2375 This one's packed, let's wait for the next one. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2376 Ugh, I hate the lunch rush. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2377 It's not a hoagie or a grinder, must be a sub. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2378 That sub is an express. We have to wait for a reuben. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2379 Derivitave don't you think? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2380 This one looks packed, let's wait for the next one 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2381 Hey, Gladys, is this the local or the Midnight Train to Gorging? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2382 This one is stuffed. Let's wait for the next one. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2383 “that’s smart, it’ll make the subway delays more palatable”. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2384 It's this or the ferry. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2385 I say we squeeze in and have lunch on the go. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2386 The station is a lot busier around lunchtime. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2387 Let’s wait for the next one. I’m a vegetarian. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2388 This looks full. Ketchup with you later. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2389 I don't care. I'm still calling it the Metro. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2390 Nope, not us. We need the meatball sub. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2391 Typical Subway. Ham then ham then tuna, but never a downtown turkey club. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
2392 Ever wonder what we did for a quick bite before the merger? 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2393 “I know, but will it still get us to Taco Bell on Lex? 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2394 ~ "This must be the new Long Island long." 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2395 Gasp! You're right, the subway IS bigger in the city. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2396 Stand back, we're in the carb loading zone. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2397 This hoagie is completely stuffed, let's wait for the next one 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2398 That's the party train, It'll be down to one and a half cars by the time we get to Washington Square. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2399 This one's stuffed. Let's wait for the Only Prosciutto. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2400 No, dear, that's the #3. You can tell by the seeds. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2401 I asked for no onions. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2402 Usually the local is only six inches long. 1.2885 0.05905 104 82 14 8
2403 I thought the chicken and bacon ranch melt only ran on weekdays. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2404 Let's wait for the vegan option. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2405 Sandwitched in there, as usual. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2406 Turkey and Ham now arriving on track 1. Roast Beef will be arriving in 5 minutes on track 2. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
2407 I heard Subway was launching a new line and it was going to be huge. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2408 Trust me, the Italian is more comfortable than the Tuna Salad. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2409 What do I care? It's still 20 minutes late 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2410 Sub-standard, you said? 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2411 Let's wait for one with less pastrami. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2412 Wrapping trains with ads is fine, but this is ridiculous! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2413 No, that's the BLT train. We want the C. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2414 I always called it a hoagie. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2415 It runs with a side of microchips. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2416 As if the foot long wasn't big enough! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2417 Let’s wait for the roast beef - it’s express. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2418 Don't worry. We'll split it. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2419 We're on the wrong platform; this is the uptown Pun. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2420 Let's wait. This one doesn't look gluten-free. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2421 The graffiti was done by a starving artist. 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
2422 Let's wait for the tuna sub -- its an express. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2423 So THIS is the new Metaphor Line! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2424 I see they're finally taking delays into account. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2425 They would never get the joke anyplace where they call them “heroes.” 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2426 We'll wait for the next one; it comes with chips and a drink. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2427 See! I told you the "D" in D -Train stood for Deli. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2428 Turns out, the public transportation really is substandard. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2429 Wait, it's too obvious. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2430 Not yet. Ours is veggie. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2431 I think we want the Ruben for Scarsdale. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2432 This commuter is a real grinder. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2433 When I said I was holding out for a hero... 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2434 Billy Bob I guess "subway" means something else in the big city. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2435 This track is reserved for poor boys. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2436 Look honey, it’s that ‘subway hero’ we heard about on the news! 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2437 Oh, goody. It's the club sandwich car. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2438 Let’s find the non-mustard car. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2439 It's the Lunchtime Express. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2440 No, I'd rather wait for the 8:10 smoked turkey and pepper jack. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2441 Just think, we could save 15% or more on our car insurance. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2442 One of those "subway heroes" from the nightly news? 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2443 It's the subway hero ! 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
2444 The future is even more tragic than Orwell predicted… 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2445 Jeez . . . we waited and waited, but they still got my order wrong! 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2446 Nezt time we are driving into the city. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2447 The MTA really needs to cut the fat. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2448 Can’t compete with Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile. 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2449 Roll on, my hero! 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2450 Dibs on the window meat. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2451 I guess the vegan car is further down. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2452 Ohhh... now I get it. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2453 So that's what the Italian subway system looks like! 1.2843 0.06290 102 83 9 10
2454 This is the wrong line. We are supposed to take the footlong "Tuna" to Uptown and then switch to the 6'' "Italian Meatball". 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2455 I said Subway sandwich, not sandwich subway. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2456 It's like the tax plan: 10% rich meat, and 90% bread for the rest of us. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2457 I hear the mayor ordered the new trains from the first company in the book named “Subway.” 1.2843 0.05808 102 80 15 7
2458 It must be the express to Little Italy. 1.2843 0.06133 102 82 11 9
2459 Let's eat local. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2460 This train doesn´t come with chips. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2461 Grinding to a stop will have a whole new meaning! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2462 If we moved faster we wouldn't have missed the soup and salad 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2463 We should wait for the ham and cheese 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2464 It’s fully loaded - again! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2465 They take their name a little too literally for me. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2466 This is the second time this week we missed our sandwich! 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2467 An express train, you said. Won't stop again until Times Square, you said. Baloney. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2468 Are you sure that's the number 14 bus to Rye ? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2469 . . . There is a . . . downtown . . . Deli Special with Mayo and Onions . . . arriving on the local track . . . 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2470 Let's wait. There's an express meatball sub right behind this. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2471 One wonders just how big the rat is that left that there. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2472 Don't you just hate product placement? 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
2473 I prayed for a 'HERO' to fix the subway, not a 'GYRO' to fix the subway. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2474 "Appeasement did not work with the Germans in World War II and it won't work with the rats today. 1.2816 0.05921 103 82 13 8
2475 Oops! Wrong subway stop. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
2476 I thought they said the subway needed work, not 'the works.' 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2477 Not exactly generating a low carb footprint. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2478 "They call it Ishmael." I don't know why? My guess...something esoteric. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2479 Don’t worry, honey, you’re still my biggest hero. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2480 You always said you felt just like meat on the subway. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2481 You have arrived at the"Dagwood Station". 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2482 Mind the wrap. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2483 I guess the travel guide warning of being sandwiched in overstuffed trains is true. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2484 Oh, this one takes you to the meat packing district 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2485 We need a different kind of hero in times like this. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2486 Good. The next one should be the meatball. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2487 Subway went a little overboard with this promotion. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2488 I was hoping for an actual subway. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2489 It looks really stuffed let’s wait for the next one. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2490 It’s always the last car that smells like onions. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2491 I know they said to, ‘Take the subway’ but, do you think we could get away with just a little piece? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2492 One day it just beached itself. No one knows why. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2493 At least it doesn't look jam packed. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2494 The Beatles song come true! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2495 At rush hour they add a foot-long... 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2496 Subway has really expanded! 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2497 This product placement business has gone too far. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2498 that's just the local; we want the Blue Plate Special 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2499 Hurry, maybe we’ll get a sesame seat. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2500 They said the ride would be gluten free! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2501 No, let's wait for the "No Onion". 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2502 And that was the day Mankind realized that there /was/ a glitch in the matrix. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2503 I'd be willing to share. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2504 This must be a health code violation 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2505 Can't afford a taxi? Join the club. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2506 Not this one, honey. We want the one with no pickles. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2507 Wait for the local. The express is not gluten-free. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2508 Most... elaborate... pun... EVER. The MTA is really hamming it up. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2509 Homonym Man struck again! 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2510 The rats finally discovered online food delivery. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2511 Dine here or takeout? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2512 That's not what I meant by double entendre. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2513 I guess the MTA is seriously competing with Uber Eats. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2514 No, let's wait for the Deli Express. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2515 So that's why the fare was $5. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2516 That's what they call product placement! 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2517 Stuffed with meat, just like the last one. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2518 Oh, great. The Ham and Swiss is running on the Meatball Marinara line now? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2519 I like this new delivery system, but I did order small. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2520 The subway car redesign is nothing short of heroic. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2521 Fred, this is not infrastructure upgrade I was expecting. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2522 You go ahead. I'll wait for the uptown cheese steak. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2523 We should have said ‘Fix our Metro’. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2524 I heard the contract was supposed to say fixing, not fixins. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2525 You wanna wait foe the Reuben? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2526 I thought take the B-L-T Train meant three different lines. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2527 Is it kicking in for you yet? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2528 Wait, whose was the #14 again? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2529 I know the city made a lot of money on the Subway Sandwich sponsorship, but don't you think they agreed to a bit too much? 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2530 Let's wait for the BLT, it'll be here in 5 minutes. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2531 I hope the salami seat is open. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2532 Not where you’d expect to find the Great American Hero. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2533 We're taking the B to the L to the T. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2534 I think this is the wrong station because we need to catch the ham on rye to 85th Street. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2535 I'll wait for the Low-cal. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2536 I never knew you were so literal. 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
2537 I wonder if this one’s to go? 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2538 Oh, so that's how it got its name. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2539 Smells a lot better than last week. 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
2540 Yeah, Subway finally merged with the IRT. They project significant cost savings. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2541 Well, at least it won't clog any of the system’s major arteries. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2542 Privatization of the system started today. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2543 Let's wait for the next train, this one has onions in it. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2544 I'd heard they'd subbed out some of the trains. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2545 It looks odd but smells better than the old one. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2546 That must be the number 2. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2547 I can handle the five-dollars. It’s the furlong that gives me gas. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2548 I guess that's why they call it the subway. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2549 Let's take the gyro instead. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2550 Let's wait for the Q. I hear it's meatball today. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2551 No, this is the pastrami. We're supposed to take the turkey. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2552 It's the new dining car. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2553 Hurry, our sub is here. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2554 42nd Street is better they have corned beef sandwich today 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2555 I thought this was supposed to be the BMT, not BLT. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2556 I thought this was the soup line . 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2557 No, stop. Let's wait for the Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki. 1.2800 0.06208 100 81 10 9
2558 Gene, let's wait for the next train. If we take this one we'll be in a real pickle. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
2559 Well, he did promise in his campaign to make the sandwiches run on time. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2560 Typical readers of the New Yorker 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2561 That's what I call raising the fare! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2562 When public private partnerships for infrastructure go wrong. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2563 I’ll wait for the next one. This one has tomatoes. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2564 It really is a meat wagon! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2565 I never remember - does the BLT run express? 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2566 Subway's ad campaigns are really getting out of hand. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2567 I get the pun, but I don't like that it's a white flour bun. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2568 Never thought I'd have to wonder if my subway was gluten-free. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2569 It's the express to Little Italy. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2570 I've heard of corporate sponsorships, but this is ridiculous. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2571 I think you pushed the wrong button on the elevator. This is sub-level parking. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2572 The means of transportation today is total bologna. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2573 I hope we didn't miss the local panini. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2574 No caption necessary. 1.2800 0.06044 100 80 12 8
2575 Does public transportation feel more crowded to you? I don’t know why I feel so sandwiched in lately … 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2576 What else would you expect to see here? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2577 Talk about a Homonym! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2578 A BMT on the IRT? That's weird. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2579 It's better than a food truck. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2580 Gee, Harry, it’s like our Subway back home, only bigger. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2581 No, we’re taking the BLT train! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2582 Let's wait for the next one. This one has too much lettuce. 1.2800 0.04940 100 74 24 2
2583 Don't get on--let's wait for the gluten free train. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2584 You did say “let’s get a Subway!” 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2585 Have you noticed that graffiti has become so literal lately. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2586 Let's wait for the next one. Maybe it'll be vegetarian. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2587 I know I'm not supposed to mention this, but I don't like being trapped in an ironic cartoon. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2588 Subway's new delivery service is really over the top. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
2589 I read something about Subway asserting it’s trademark rights. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2590 This one's always too crowded. Let's wait for the six-footer. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2591 All aboard for the Chattanooga Chew Chew! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2592 Subway's really stepped their marketing strategy 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
2593 Let's wait for a turkey and Swiss. This one looks full. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2594 Let's wait for the 'meatball express'. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2595 We're in luck! It's lunch time. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2596 Hey, I’ll spring for a cab. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2597 But at least the quality of the graffiti has improved. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2598 Is that one of those foot-long subways? 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2599 The service is worse on the BLT. 1.2772 0.05990 101 81 12 8
2600 The sign said "Subway"! 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2601 Oh no, I wanted rye. 1.2772 0.05097 101 76 22 3
2602 In Philly we call it the hoagieway. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
2603 Should we get on or in? 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2604 I wish they had kept with the ads on the inside. Just be thankful we didn't the one for Trojan. 1.2772 0.05822 101 80 14 7
2605 I see the Subway Station has finally delivered. 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
2606 You think the smell is bad now, wait til summer 1.2762 0.05975 105 85 11 9
2607 Let's wait for the pastrami. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2608 Ah, here it is, the block-long sub. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2609 "I guess Subway has a few kinks to work out in their delivery system". 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2610 Should we go with the mayo, or wait for the mustard? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2611 I’ll wait for the next one with no pickles. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2612 Yes, the uptown comes with avocado. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2613 You hungry? If we hurry we can catch the BLT. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2614 Maybe we should just walk to the Bronx. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2615 I didn't know they delivered. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2616 Let's wait for the next one - I'm vegan. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2617 What linguistic genius puts a sub-MARINE sandwich on rails under perfectly dry land? A tube steak in London--now that I could see. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2618 At least it's on time. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2619 These new promotional gimmicks are far too literal for my taste. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2620 Wow, great grafiti! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2621 PLEASE...don't say subway....! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2622 Redundant! 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2623 I specifically said “Hold the mayo.” 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2624 Why does my MetroCard offer additional side items? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2625 We can wait for the veggie car. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2626 Wait, that's not the BMT. I think it's a BLT. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2627 What's next, five dollar fares? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2628 Sorry, I’m vegetarian. Looks like we’ll have to try the C. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2629 So that's why it cost five dollars.... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2630 Let’s wait for the next train, this one smells like onions. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2631 Let's take the next one-- the lettuce looks sketchy. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2632 Is this the express lunch? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2633 I hope they held the onions. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2634 It's still faster than the G. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2635 Let's wait for one with less onions. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2636 I'll have to wait for the gluten free train. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2637 What will Subway think of next? 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2638 Please stand at least two feet behind the sneeze guard 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2639 You take this one, I'm going to take the veggie. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2640 Wake up, Idiot, of course it's a dream...I mean, where are all the people? 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2641 If we wait 10 minutes we can take pastrami. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2642 Don’t. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2643 It's a foot-long. Better grab it. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2644 I thought they called it a submarine not a subway. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2645 Don't try to be a hero. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2646 And to think that it all started with the foot long... 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2647 It was inspired by the Wienermobile. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2648 Ham! Kosher is always the next one! 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2649 Do you think that’s your Grindr date? 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2650 This isn't kosher. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2651 That's what a Hero looks like. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2652 There are no heroes on this line. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2653 Don't worry, it's gluten free. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2654 The local has extra mustard and Italian dressing! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2655 We’re late. Let’s hope they put some mustard on this one! 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2656 Let's wait for the ham on rye express. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2657 This is what happens when you give up carbs—you hallucinate. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2658 I told you this stop smelled like onions! 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2659 Performance art is getting way too literal. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2660 Let’s wait for the next carb. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2661 I think it's a Subway prototype. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2662 That’s what happens when the city picks the lowest bid. 1.2755 0.06116 98 79 11 8
2663 Where the hell is the C. We've been here over fifteen minutes. 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2664 I'm dieting. Let's take the local. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2665 Well, as long as it gets us to Philly. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2666 That's not the hero we need right now. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
2667 Attention Passengers: BMT delays will continue through lunchtime. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2668 Just don't try to be a hero this time. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2669 That’s the local, let’s wait for the meatball express. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2670 *sigh* fast food, it ain't 1.2755 0.05942 98 78 13 7
2671 This must be the local. I hear the express has only ham and cheese. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2672 I wonder what the daily special is on the "D" line? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2673 Typical, it's mostly baloney. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2674 Wanna bite before we go home? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2675 This one’s too crowded, let’s wait for one without lettuce. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2676 I know this is the subway, but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2677 Stand clear of the closing loaves. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2678 No honey. Let’s wait for the Philadelphia cheesesteak. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2679 Should we take the ham, or wait for the salami? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2680 Taking the subway always makes me hungry. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2681 Watch yourself; you can gain a pound between stops. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2682 Is it local? 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2683 Oh! King Kong dropped his lunch. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2684 Let’s wait for the BLT espress 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2685 God help me, I want it. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2686 Don't bother. The express comes with chips and a drink. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2687 Looks like we've arrived in Philadelphia. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2688 I hope there’s a seat. I’m starving. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2689 Lucky for us. The luncheon special just pulled in. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2690 This one’s packed, let’s wait for the focaccia. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2691 I still say these things are a recipe for disaster. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2692 Let's not take the subway. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2693 Better catch this one, the next is the gluten-free tofu cronut! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2694 Hardly a surprise when you think about it. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2695 That's definitely heading downtown. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2696 So much for the foot-long! 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2697 I didn’t realize they were gonna be so literal about updating the SUBWAY cars? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2698 I've heard that Subway is one of the fastest growing franchises in the world, but if you ask me, they've gotten too big. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2699 Did Subway finally add a dining car? 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2700 We'll be riding a tuna melt when summer gets here. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2701 Are you sure that this the number 2? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2702 I’ll wait for the 6:02 vegan express. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2703 I didn't know the BLT stopped at 14th Street! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2704 Let's wait for the Black Forest Ham. I'm tired of the Classic Tuna. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2705 That's not our train, it's the foot-long special. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2706 Is that the 6 to Little Italy? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2707 Let’s wait for dessert. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2708 Are we in a Woody Allen movie? 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2709 This can't be the subway station, it's too obvious. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2710 Yes, it's packed but is it gluten free? 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2711 I'd like to sit in the upper crust. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2712 If you ask me I think they used too much yeast in that Subway sandwich 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2713 These restaurant promotions are getting out of hand. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
2714 Now arriving... 3:10 to Sandwich 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2715 But you can't get it to go... 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2716 It's not just the local, it's locally sourced. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2717 Talk about squeezing in like sausages. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2718 I hear the dining car is fantastic! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2719 Obviously, it's a Subway sandwich. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2720 Call it what you want ; but , it is a subway system. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2721 I was afraid that privatizing out infrastructure would lead to something like this. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2722 Let's make sure we don't end up on the wrong side of the snacks again. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2723 Seems like Subway has added mile-long sandwiches to its menu! 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2724 Night of the Living Bread 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2725 Now this, Alanis, is ironic. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2726 Which reminds me. Never drop acid on an empty stomach. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2727 Where I come from, we called it an" Underground Sandwich" 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2728 I smelled it coming. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2729 Must be the new Subway marketing tie in. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2730 Those train artist are really starting to impress me. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2731 It used to be only five dollars. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2732 Let's wait for the next one. This one looks fully loaded. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2733 It’s not full enough. I’m waiting for the next sub. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2734 Maybe we should take the Panda Express. 1.2708 0.06012 96 77 12 7
2735 Darn, it's the Foot Long. I'd rather wait for the 6 Inch. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2736 I am beginning to hate this new product placement business. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2737 And on the lower level, the pizza line goes to Little Italy. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2738 Must be the "BMT" 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2739 Subway's guerrilla marketing strategy has gone too far. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2740 That’s a cool looking sandwich. I wonder what they call it. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2741 I thought they'd discontinued service on the BMT. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2742 It's a slow commute but lunch is free. 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2743 Please step back and let the salami off first. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2744 Since Jared left, they've taken to some really in-your-face marketing gimmicks. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2745 Tempting, but we don't have time to be making all local stops. 1.2708 0.05437 96 74 18 4
2746 You HAVE to stop "liking" so much, Bob. These online-tracking, targeted-advertising people are ruthless. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
2747 Not this one! It's got onions. 1.2688 0.05949 93 74 13 6
2748 Look, I know how you feel about Subway, but you have to admit they're always on time. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2749 This subway comes with everything. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2750 “Subway” is too obvious, right? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2751 If you don't mind, can we wait for the car with the extra pickles? 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2752 This new mayor takes things so literally. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2753 Ugh, Italian Herbs and Cheese? We'll take the next one. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2754 I can't deal with the gluten today, can't we get an Uber? 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2755 Let's wait for the vegan express. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2756 I need to start eating breakfast before heading to work. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2757 Morty, the downtown express always has extra mayo. Let's take the local. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2758 Should we just wait for one that’s gluten-free? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2759 This is why it’s called the sub way 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2760 I hope that's just ad wrap. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2761 Let's take the pastrami uptown 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2762 It's going to take a hero to fix this subway. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2763 Well, they don’t call it that in Little Italy. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2764 I'll wait for the gluten-free train. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2765 Branding has gotten out-of-hand. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2766 Let's take the local, at least we can get a bite to eat. 1.2688 0.05103 93 70 21 2
2767 This explains the rabbits at IHOP. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2768 Say what you want, it's a huge carbo footprint. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2769 Check the timetable honey, is this subway gluten free? 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2770 First a gingerbread house, now this? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2771 No way this is the express train. It doesn’t have enough calories. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2772 But the Veggie Deluxe isn't due for another 40 minutes. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2773 Are you sure this is the New York Subway? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2774 Let’s not sit next to the Ham again. 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
2775 I guess we missed lo-cal. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
2776 The local food movement has gotten completely out of control 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5